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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-09-28T00:06:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-10-12T00:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-10-06T00:06:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 12, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7705 |
Number of responses | 978388 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Once they choose their queen, honey, it’s really hard to change their minds. | 2.2035 | 0.00872 | 7283 | 1426 | 2949 | 2908 |
1 | The President says that we should ignore them they will just go away. | 1.9498 | 0.01508 | 2831 | 986 | 1001 | 844 |
2 | I asked you to go get two MOJITOS!!! | 1.9342 | 0.00988 | 6521 | 2306 | 2339 | 1875 |
3 | Clearly 2020 isn't over yet. | 1.9336 | 0.01086 | 5363 | 1890 | 1941 | 1532 |
4 | Is this your first visit to Minnesota? | 1.9201 | 0.01540 | 2704 | 983 | 954 | 767 |
5 | In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this | 1.8850 | 0.01007 | 6037 | 2236 | 2261 | 1540 |
6 | Relax! The president says they're harmless. | 1.8813 | 0.00988 | 6675 | 2620 | 2228 | 1826 |
7 | Mojitos...she ordered two MOJITOS! | 1.8654 | 0.00776 | 10655 | 4227 | 3635 | 2793 |
8 | That's funny, they don't seem to be bothering me. | 1.8457 | 0.01047 | 5671 | 2268 | 2010 | 1393 |
9 | Six months ago, this would have made the news. | 1.8444 | 0.00791 | 9699 | 3816 | 3576 | 2307 |
10 | Don't worry, honey. I called the SWAT team and they're on their way. | 1.8346 | 0.01108 | 5054 | 2059 | 1774 | 1220 |
11 | I saw them coming ... but I didn't want you to panic. | 1.8267 | 0.01090 | 5441 | 2311 | 1762 | 1368 |
12 | Am I still the worst thing that’s ever happened to you Bethany? | 1.8240 | 0.00946 | 7052 | 2962 | 2374 | 1716 |
13 | I think I ordered from the wrong Amazon. | 1.8053 | 0.01822 | 1983 | 883 | 603 | 497 |
14 | Wait - what’s your Netflix password? | 1.7914 | 0.01188 | 4536 | 2025 | 1432 | 1078 |
15 | You were right -- they ARE attracted to you. | 1.7788 | 0.01198 | 3878 | 1605 | 1527 | 746 |
16 | Let's go to Texas," you said. "Everything's bigger in Texas," you said. "It'll be great," you said. | 1.7659 | 0.00957 | 6481 | 2860 | 2278 | 1343 |
17 | Nuke the mosquitoes, you said. What could it hurt, you said. | 1.7589 | 0.02087 | 1344 | 594 | 480 | 270 |
18 | Maybe we should stop treating the garden with Miracle-Gro. | 1.7522 | 0.02107 | 1239 | 532 | 482 | 225 |
19 | So now do you believe in climate change? | 1.7479 | 0.02066 | 1313 | 575 | 494 | 244 |
20 | Looks like you are finally getting your wish to be 'queen for a day.' | 1.7447 | 0.02307 | 1081 | 484 | 389 | 208 |
21 | I think they might be carriers. | 1.7305 | 0.01468 | 2675 | 1228 | 940 | 507 |
22 | You said to book the cheapest flight available | 1.7189 | 0.01263 | 3639 | 1712 | 1238 | 689 |
23 | See? I told you it was dangerous to proudly self-identify as a W.A.S.P. | 1.7046 | 0.01320 | 3385 | 1649 | 1089 | 647 |
24 | Don't worry, I hear they are going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle - they will disappear. | 1.7033 | 0.01326 | 3384 | 1659 | 1070 | 653 |
25 | I told you not to step on the little one. | 1.7011 | 0.01328 | 3202 | 1525 | 1108 | 568 |
26 | Ouch. Honey, you’re on my foot. | 1.6809 | 0.01280 | 3717 | 1915 | 1074 | 727 |
27 | You know it's a hoax, right? | 1.6806 | 0.01557 | 2345 | 1160 | 774 | 411 |
28 | We should go inside before they get really bad. | 1.6770 | 0.02121 | 1220 | 595 | 424 | 201 |
29 | To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids. | 1.6745 | 0.01099 | 4707 | 2353 | 1533 | 821 |
30 | Somehow it always ends up being about you, doesn’t it. | 1.6716 | 0.01421 | 2817 | 1415 | 912 | 490 |
31 | You just had to ask, "What else could happen in 2020?" | 1.6650 | 0.02010 | 1403 | 711 | 451 | 241 |
32 | Well, I guess we scratch lemon-eucalyptus off the list | 1.6573 | 0.01291 | 3125 | 1532 | 1132 | 461 |
33 | At least you won’t be here on election night | 1.6513 | 0.01407 | 2948 | 1553 | 870 | 525 |
34 | Oh, I see, you meant what all THAT buzz was about. | 1.6503 | 0.02455 | 858 | 424 | 310 | 124 |
35 | How’s that organic insect repellent working? | 1.6474 | 0.02714 | 763 | 396 | 240 | 127 |
36 | I keep telling you to use deet spray at the cottage, but noooooo Miss I-only-use-organic-products won't listen | 1.6470 | 0.01418 | 2785 | 1444 | 880 | 461 |
37 | Stop exaggerating...we have seen exactly two mosquitos all day. | 1.6458 | 0.01278 | 3300 | 1701 | 1081 | 518 |
38 | Before you go, what's the wi-fi password? | 1.6401 | 0.01204 | 3873 | 2035 | 1196 | 641 |
39 | THAT'S what else could go wrong this year, Claire. | 1.6384 | 0.01222 | 3700 | 1934 | 1171 | 595 |
40 | The spray said it killed 99%. What did you think would happen to the 1%? | 1.6344 | 0.02416 | 908 | 467 | 306 | 135 |
41 | Don't worry. In a couple months, like a miracle, they'll disappear. | 1.6308 | 0.01192 | 4144 | 2268 | 1138 | 738 |
42 | It's odd, you know. They never seem to bother me. | 1.6213 | 0.01160 | 3985 | 2107 | 1278 | 598 |
43 | What part of, “We have a big mosquito population here”, didn’t you understand. | 1.6198 | 0.01883 | 1486 | 781 | 489 | 216 |
44 | Don't act scared; they can sense that | 1.6195 | 0.01486 | 2402 | 1268 | 780 | 354 |
45 | I guess you're their type. | 1.6182 | 0.01222 | 3876 | 2146 | 1065 | 665 |
46 | You win. It CAN get worse. | 1.6128 | 0.01844 | 1578 | 850 | 492 | 236 |
47 | Oh, I think dengue may be the least of your worries right now. | 1.6119 | 0.01517 | 2257 | 1194 | 745 | 318 |
48 | Actually, Jessica, I DO think you’re getting carried away... | 1.6116 | 0.01332 | 3221 | 1788 | 893 | 538 |
49 | So you got yourself a blood-sucking divorce lawyer; I went a different route. | 1.6106 | 0.02301 | 1053 | 578 | 307 | 168 |
50 | I’ll send the SWAT team. | 1.6045 | 0.01396 | 2951 | 1662 | 791 | 496 |
51 | Is it just me, or are they a lot worse this year? | 1.6039 | 0.02355 | 871 | 451 | 314 | 106 |
52 | They don't seem to be bothering me" | 1.6012 | 0.01378 | 2911 | 1616 | 840 | 455 |
53 | Good thing you sent in your absentee ballot. | 1.5993 | 0.01518 | 2416 | 1350 | 684 | 382 |
54 | So, how's that organic, all-natural bug repellant working out for you? | 1.5986 | 0.01476 | 2601 | 1468 | 709 | 424 |
55 | You shouldn’t have been so braggy about being a universal donor. | 1.5983 | 0.01929 | 1379 | 742 | 449 | 188 |
56 | ... you should see the bats that eat them... | 1.5976 | 0.01609 | 2182 | 1234 | 593 | 355 |
57 | I knew pestilence would be next! | 1.5958 | 0.01508 | 2504 | 1425 | 667 | 412 |
58 | Remember 2019, when this would be considered weird? | 1.5954 | 0.01464 | 2464 | 1351 | 759 | 354 |
59 | Honey, that settles it. They ARE worse than last year! | 1.5921 | 0.01414 | 2542 | 1381 | 820 | 341 |
60 | Should I call the SWAT team? | 1.5882 | 0.02758 | 692 | 383 | 211 | 98 |
61 | I did warn you that mosquitoes here literally eat you alive. | 1.5876 | 0.01593 | 2010 | 1105 | 632 | 273 |
62 | Now I know why the house by the Nuclear plant was so cheap. | 1.5876 | 0.01554 | 2233 | 1252 | 650 | 331 |
63 | I told you to stop saying ‘2020 can’t possibly get any worse!’ | 1.5866 | 0.01575 | 2199 | 1242 | 624 | 333 |
64 | The White House said it's a new species from China, but nothing to worry about. | 1.5864 | 0.01593 | 2154 | 1218 | 609 | 327 |
65 | I’m not getting bitten but if you think you’re getting bitten we can go inside. | 1.5854 | 0.01668 | 1896 | 1070 | 554 | 272 |
66 | Go Figure. The experts all said being outside was the safest place to be. | 1.5790 | 0.01737 | 1620 | 880 | 541 | 198 |
67 | I am really hoping those special Brownies have kicked in” | 1.5789 | 0.01684 | 1831 | 1022 | 556 | 252 |
68 | I just feel like every time we go and do something together, you try to make the situation all about you. | 1.5760 | 0.01793 | 1717 | 992 | 461 | 264 |
69 | Global Swarming | 1.5750 | 0.01777 | 1640 | 923 | 492 | 225 |
70 | As I recall, moving to Florida was your idea. | 1.5741 | 0.01631 | 1904 | 1063 | 592 | 249 |
71 | THAT'S gonna itch. | 1.5653 | 0.02834 | 628 | 354 | 193 | 81 |
72 | I said two extra large MOJITOS! | 1.5601 | 0.01916 | 1507 | 894 | 382 | 231 |
73 | Deet: one; honey-lavender sugar body scrub: zero. | 1.5577 | 0.01862 | 1508 | 875 | 425 | 208 |
74 | Bingo! 2020 card completed | 1.5576 | 0.01983 | 1363 | 800 | 366 | 197 |
75 | Good grief Marge, don’t get carried away. It’s only a couple of bugs! | 1.5562 | 0.02125 | 1086 | 614 | 340 | 132 |
76 | Statistically, the flu is a much bigger threat. | 1.5560 | 0.02089 | 1178 | 680 | 341 | 157 |
77 | The new neighbors really know how to suck the wife out of a party. | 1.5539 | 0.01939 | 1448 | 863 | 369 | 216 |
78 | Call me when you get there, you know how much I worry. | 1.5539 | 0.02033 | 1244 | 721 | 357 | 166 |
79 | 2020: The Season Finale. | 1.5528 | 0.01943 | 1411 | 832 | 378 | 201 |
80 | Just relax; you’re getting carried away! | 1.5518 | 0.02155 | 1111 | 647 | 315 | 149 |
81 | Citronella’s a hoax. | 1.5517 | 0.01995 | 1421 | 866 | 328 | 227 |
82 | I don’t see a future with you, Alice. | 1.5492 | 0.02080 | 1149 | 661 | 345 | 143 |
83 | Do you have your mask? | 1.5470 | 0.02146 | 1128 | 664 | 311 | 153 |
84 | Now do you want the carcinogenic bug spray? | 1.5459 | 0.01967 | 1306 | 761 | 377 | 168 |
85 | Just try to ignore them | 1.5459 | 0.02017 | 1264 | 742 | 354 | 168 |
86 | I empathize. I’m getting eaten alive in my fantasy football league. | 1.5433 | 0.02147 | 1259 | 784 | 266 | 209 |
87 | Looks like Amazon's drones still have a few bugs. | 1.5423 | 0.02121 | 1169 | 697 | 310 | 162 |
88 | The one day we go outside in 2020. | 1.5421 | 0.02153 | 1175 | 712 | 289 | 174 |
89 | Ok, now youre just getting carried away. | 1.5376 | 0.02163 | 1105 | 661 | 295 | 149 |
90 | Also, I'm breaking up with you. | 1.5344 | 0.02640 | 771 | 470 | 190 | 111 |
91 | If you're getting up anyway, can I have another beer? | 1.5342 | 0.04211 | 292 | 175 | 78 | 39 |
92 | First time in Minnesota? | 1.5314 | 0.02166 | 1067 | 634 | 299 | 134 |
93 | My thoughts and prayers are with you during these difficult times. | 1.5313 | 0.03340 | 527 | 336 | 102 | 89 |
94 | I don't think itching is going to be your big problem. | 1.5290 | 0.02168 | 1036 | 611 | 302 | 123 |
95 | OK, but if we shrunk where did we get the tiny chairs? | 1.5276 | 0.02191 | 1016 | 606 | 287 | 123 |
96 | What did you expect? It’s 2020. | 1.5274 | 0.02230 | 1003 | 599 | 279 | 125 |
97 | ...And THAT, RIGHT THERE, is why I order extra garlic." | 1.5274 | 0.02250 | 986 | 589 | 274 | 123 |
98 | Do you want me to mail your absentee ballot? | 1.5273 | 0.02280 | 990 | 599 | 260 | 131 |
99 | Wow! You were right! They DO have a preference... | 1.5239 | 0.02246 | 964 | 573 | 277 | 114 |
100 | I told you you should have voted early. | 1.5216 | 0.02417 | 809 | 477 | 242 | 90 |
101 | Looks like the boys at Monsanto have been using GMOs again. | 1.5205 | 0.02305 | 926 | 556 | 258 | 112 |
102 | Ok, so maybe I didn't spray the yard | 1.5193 | 0.02247 | 909 | 532 | 282 | 95 |
103 | On the upside, the total number of mosquitoes has really dropped since they added chemicals to the pond. | 1.5193 | 0.02274 | 909 | 537 | 272 | 100 |
104 | I told you, everything’s bigger in Texas | 1.5169 | 0.02387 | 857 | 516 | 239 | 102 |
105 | Okay, tell me again about how deet is bad for the environment. | 1.5165 | 0.02374 | 877 | 531 | 239 | 107 |
106 | Have her back by November 3d. | 1.5159 | 0.02405 | 878 | 538 | 227 | 113 |
107 | Well, it isn't the worst thing that's happened this year. | 1.5147 | 0.02440 | 851 | 522 | 220 | 109 |
108 | Don't look at me. You're the one who voted for Trump." | 1.5078 | 0.02920 | 644 | 413 | 135 | 96 |
109 | Every time we talk about climate change you get carried away! | 1.5058 | 0.02526 | 771 | 478 | 198 | 94 |
110 | ...so then we genetically modified the females so they couldn't breed, but then we discovered...say, are even you listening to me? | 1.5058 | 0.02508 | 773 | 473 | 209 | 91 |
111 | Don't worry dear, our President says they're harmless. | 1.5058 | 0.02606 | 773 | 488 | 179 | 106 |
112 | ...on the bright side, hydroxychloroquine actually works on malaria. | 1.5058 | 0.02566 | 781 | 489 | 189 | 103 |
113 | Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them. | 1.5046 | 0.02454 | 761 | 456 | 226 | 79 |
114 | Be their Queen, it's your destiny. | 1.5014 | 0.02510 | 732 | 444 | 210 | 78 |
115 | Oh, God! Your shoe fell off! | 1.5007 | 0.02657 | 731 | 462 | 172 | 97 |
116 | I guess now we DO know what’s next after Covid. | 1.5000 | 0.02617 | 722 | 449 | 185 | 88 |
117 | Bug spray? And damage the ozone layer? | 1.4993 | 0.02555 | 723 | 442 | 201 | 80 |
118 | Cheap or not, it's the last time I book an Airbnb near Chernobyl. | 1.4992 | 0.02905 | 593 | 371 | 148 | 74 |
119 | So you won't be able to pick up the kids today? | 1.4982 | 0.02966 | 558 | 347 | 144 | 67 |
120 | I told you to stop flushing those steroids down the toilet! | 1.4971 | 0.02669 | 698 | 437 | 175 | 86 |
121 | Fellas, I just want to return the chair to Amazon. Just the chair. | 1.4971 | 0.02710 | 684 | 430 | 168 | 86 |
122 | When they came for the overripe bananas, we did nothing, because we were not overripe bananas... | 1.4956 | 0.02757 | 684 | 437 | 155 | 92 |
123 | Before you get carried away, let me explain! | 1.4955 | 0.02588 | 672 | 406 | 199 | 67 |
124 | I'd say malaria is the least of your problems. | 1.4949 | 0.02637 | 687 | 425 | 184 | 78 |
125 | Remember, Sonya, it was you who said you weren't going to let a couple of mosquitoes keep you from enjoying your vacation. | 1.4949 | 0.02654 | 681 | 422 | 181 | 78 |
126 | Don't worry, like a miracle they'll disappear. | 1.4949 | 0.02670 | 681 | 424 | 177 | 80 |
127 | Even the remote possibility of getting cancer from using too much repellant doesn't seem so bad, NOW, does it?! | 1.4942 | 0.02588 | 684 | 417 | 196 | 71 |
128 | How about now, Loraine? You still think essential oils are as good as industrial repellent? | 1.4933 | 0.02781 | 671 | 430 | 151 | 90 |
129 | It's a good thing that you voted early." | 1.4924 | 0.02693 | 662 | 412 | 174 | 76 |
130 | I've learned to accept the things I can't control, hon. | 1.4924 | 0.02882 | 591 | 371 | 149 | 71 |
131 | I'm not a mind reader, just tell me how I can help. | 1.4911 | 0.03623 | 393 | 252 | 89 | 52 |
132 | Of course I love you, but I just sat down. | 1.4897 | 0.02805 | 584 | 359 | 164 | 61 |
133 | Omg! It's global swarming! | 1.4882 | 0.02802 | 633 | 402 | 153 | 78 |
134 | It was your choice to come to Chernobyl. | 1.4881 | 0.02761 | 629 | 394 | 163 | 72 |
135 | So much for your organic bug spray | 1.4864 | 0.02743 | 623 | 388 | 167 | 68 |
136 | Sorry, looks like I accidentally sprayed you with a can of ON | 1.4853 | 0.02858 | 614 | 393 | 144 | 77 |
137 | I guess it’s still 2020. | 1.4844 | 0.02910 | 578 | 367 | 142 | 69 |
138 | Lets put her here as if she were talking to the other human | 1.4843 | 0.02890 | 605 | 389 | 139 | 77 |
139 | Told you. DEET is better than that stuff you bought from the co-op. | 1.4843 | 0.02653 | 605 | 365 | 187 | 53 |
140 | The Red Cross is really committing to their blood drive this year. | 1.4833 | 0.02736 | 598 | 368 | 171 | 59 |
141 | If you ignore them, they go away | 1.4824 | 0.02807 | 595 | 373 | 157 | 65 |
142 | We have a huge mosquito problem around here. | 1.4814 | 0.02938 | 565 | 360 | 138 | 67 |
143 | No worries,it's Ed and Millie. They're into Kafka. | 1.4806 | 0.02916 | 568 | 361 | 141 | 66 |
144 | Remind me again why we fled Manhattan for the safety of suburbia? | 1.4794 | 0.02817 | 559 | 345 | 160 | 54 |
145 | When you get back, will you bring me a beer? | 1.4790 | 0.02836 | 572 | 358 | 154 | 60 |
146 | Apparently, there are fifty-one ways to leave your lover! | 1.4781 | 0.02987 | 571 | 372 | 125 | 74 |
147 | Maybe that wasn't bug spray. | 1.4780 | 0.02781 | 569 | 353 | 161 | 55 |
148 | IT'S A STING OPERATION! | 1.4777 | 0.02990 | 538 | 343 | 133 | 62 |
149 | Chill Becca. I’m the one who’s allergic. | 1.4769 | 0.02977 | 541 | 345 | 134 | 62 |
150 | Hurry, tell them you have Covid. | 1.4769 | 0.02895 | 562 | 359 | 140 | 63 |
151 | Be calm. They can smell fear. | 1.4769 | 0.02895 | 562 | 359 | 140 | 63 |
152 | If I've told you once ... you really are irresistible, darling. | 1.4763 | 0.02759 | 569 | 350 | 167 | 52 |
153 | So do you think size matters? | 1.4758 | 0.02858 | 557 | 349 | 151 | 57 |
154 | Meh. I've seen bigger in Minnesota. | 1.4756 | 0.03104 | 492 | 313 | 124 | 55 |
155 | I should have known there was a catch to this discounted Chernobyl vacation! | 1.4755 | 0.02993 | 551 | 356 | 128 | 67 |
156 | 'Then why did you accept the terms and conditions? | 1.4744 | 0.02841 | 546 | 339 | 155 | 52 |
157 | Did you actually read that donation card before you signed it? | 1.4737 | 0.02857 | 532 | 329 | 154 | 49 |
158 | Well, I don't think science really knows, actually" | 1.4733 | 0.02850 | 524 | 322 | 156 | 46 |
159 | Yeah, the mosquitos here will absolutely eat you alive | 1.4730 | 0.03005 | 537 | 346 | 128 | 63 |
160 | Remember, you said size doesn’t matter. | 1.4730 | 0.03074 | 518 | 335 | 121 | 62 |
161 | I thought the rapture would feel more ethereal. | 1.4722 | 0.02981 | 540 | 347 | 131 | 62 |
162 | Why won’t you ever let me finish my stories? | 1.4719 | 0.02922 | 534 | 337 | 142 | 55 |
163 | This never would have happened if you’d just donated blood when they asked. | 1.4707 | 0.02979 | 529 | 338 | 133 | 58 |
164 | Relax, they’re just mosquitoes. No need to get so carried away. | 1.4705 | 0.02946 | 525 | 332 | 139 | 54 |
165 | Don't worry, the White House says they're getting smaller. | 1.4704 | 0.03040 | 523 | 338 | 124 | 61 |
166 | I’m not feeling anything yet. How about you? | 1.4691 | 0.03049 | 518 | 335 | 123 | 60 |
167 | You’ve brought her back? That stings. | 1.4690 | 0.03046 | 516 | 333 | 124 | 59 |
168 | I told you not to buy insect repellant at a dollar store. | 1.4690 | 0.03008 | 516 | 330 | 130 | 56 |
169 | That new repellent must be working, there's only two of them today. | 1.4676 | 0.02827 | 509 | 311 | 158 | 40 |
170 | Guess this means I'm on my own for dinner... | 1.4671 | 0.02867 | 516 | 320 | 151 | 45 |
171 | We should get inside before dusk when the big ones come out. | 1.4660 | 0.03026 | 500 | 329 | 115 | 56 |
172 | This will influence my review on Tripadvisor. | 1.4650 | 0.03701 | 329 | 209 | 87 | 33 |
173 | How much do you owe these blood suckers? | 1.4650 | 0.03132 | 471 | 302 | 119 | 50 |
174 | One time I leave my phone inside and miss getting this picture. | 1.4645 | 0.03137 | 493 | 322 | 113 | 58 |
175 | Before you go, what’s the WiFi password again? | 1.4645 | 0.03137 | 493 | 322 | 113 | 58 |
176 | Remember when I said that the “CICADA” ring tone on your phone was really annoying? | 1.4631 | 0.03052 | 488 | 312 | 126 | 50 |
177 | After a while, all plagues start to seem alike. | 1.4630 | 0.03061 | 486 | 311 | 125 | 50 |
178 | Just stay calm and act anemic. | 1.4630 | 0.03075 | 486 | 312 | 123 | 51 |
179 | I'm just listening and not trying to fix the problem | 1.4615 | 0.03153 | 481 | 315 | 109 | 56 |
180 | I’ll bet they were nesting in that giant piano that fell on our neighbor’s house. | 1.4614 | 0.03149 | 479 | 313 | 113 | 54 |
181 | It's a new, easier return policy from Amazon! | 1.4597 | 0.03082 | 472 | 302 | 123 | 47 |
182 | You just had to tell them "All Bugs Matter" | 1.4596 | 0.03179 | 470 | 307 | 110 | 53 |
183 | Honey, your sandal! | 1.4588 | 0.03181 | 449 | 289 | 114 | 46 |
184 | Good Lord, is it STILL 2020? | 1.4583 | 0.03555 | 360 | 232 | 91 | 37 |
185 | …that vaccine trial – did you read the fine print? | 1.4563 | 0.03239 | 458 | 302 | 103 | 53 |
186 | Don't worry, they'll treat you like a queen. | 1.4563 | 0.03195 | 458 | 299 | 109 | 50 |
187 | Careful Marge! They're an endangered species. | 1.4559 | 0.03154 | 454 | 293 | 115 | 46 |
188 | Honestly, every time I want to talk about our future together, you come up with some dramatic excuse. | 1.4545 | 0.03254 | 429 | 283 | 100 | 46 |
189 | Welcome to Winnipeg | 1.4543 | 0.03420 | 449 | 307 | 80 | 62 |
190 | I was only joking when I said "don't get carried away." | 1.4543 | 0.03052 | 449 | 283 | 128 | 38 |
191 | Stay calm. It's getting cooler, and I hear that they will disappear--like a miracle! | 1.4543 | 0.03148 | 449 | 301 | 99 | 49 |
192 | I'm not taking the fall for this in therapy. | 1.4541 | 0.03077 | 447 | 283 | 125 | 39 |
193 | It’s still safer than flying commercial. | 1.4539 | 0.03200 | 445 | 289 | 110 | 46 |
194 | It's always something with you. | 1.4535 | 0.03123 | 441 | 281 | 120 | 40 |
195 | I said two MOJITOS! | 1.4523 | 0.03145 | 440 | 282 | 117 | 41 |
196 | You were so arrogant with that fly swatter. And that insulting victory dance. I told you they were watching. | 1.4499 | 0.03184 | 429 | 276 | 113 | 40 |
197 | Ironic, considering you told me I was getting 'carried away' when I put on a whole can of repellent. | 1.4481 | 0.03262 | 424 | 277 | 104 | 43 |
198 | Come to Minnesota they said. Visit our 10,000 lakes they said. | 1.4481 | 0.03313 | 424 | 280 | 98 | 46 |
199 | Don't worry. They're males. It's the females that bite. The males are just annoying. | 1.4481 | 0.03228 | 424 | 275 | 108 | 41 |
200 | What about my problems? Why does it always have to be about you? | 1.4458 | 0.03295 | 415 | 272 | 101 | 42 |
201 | Yes, the mosquitos are bad today, but you don't hear me fussing about it. | 1.4458 | 0.03169 | 415 | 265 | 115 | 35 |
202 | Looks like the blood bank is sharing its donor list. | 1.4450 | 0.03330 | 409 | 269 | 98 | 42 |
203 | No, I forgot to call the exterminator. Why? | 1.4450 | 0.03201 | 409 | 262 | 112 | 35 |
204 | If you think they're a problem, you should see the size of the bat colony that feeds on them. | 1.4450 | 0.03348 | 409 | 270 | 96 | 43 |
205 | I guess they need a new Queen ! | 1.4433 | 0.03198 | 406 | 260 | 112 | 34 |
206 | This would have surprised me last year. | 1.4431 | 0.03285 | 404 | 263 | 103 | 38 |
207 | Careful, the mosquitoes out here will eat you alive. | 1.4426 | 0.04936 | 183 | 120 | 45 | 18 |
208 | I guess you were right. It is you. | 1.4405 | 0.03337 | 395 | 259 | 98 | 38 |
209 | Put her down; we prefer O negative. | 1.4403 | 0.03258 | 402 | 261 | 105 | 36 |
210 | For some reason, mosquitoes don't seem to bother me. | 1.4381 | 0.03320 | 388 | 253 | 100 | 35 |
211 | Let's not overreact, they will go away with the first frost. | 1.4378 | 0.03230 | 386 | 247 | 109 | 30 |
212 | Well,I guess you now know what can be worse than malaria | 1.4378 | 0.03292 | 386 | 250 | 103 | 33 |
213 | Remember me saying; ‘The nasty smell of Bug Spray is a small price to Pay’? | 1.4378 | 0.03080 | 386 | 240 | 123 | 23 |
214 | Don’t worry, honey, the President says human-sized mosquitos are a Chinese hoax. | 1.4372 | 0.03397 | 382 | 252 | 93 | 37 |
215 | So, I guess I should make my own dinner tonight? | 1.4372 | 0.03336 | 382 | 249 | 99 | 34 |
216 | And you said 2020 couldn't get any worse. | 1.4368 | 0.03410 | 380 | 251 | 92 | 37 |
217 | Don’t scratch, you’ll make it worse. | 1.4350 | 0.03367 | 377 | 257 | 82 | 38 |
218 | They really DO like you better, don't they? | 1.4350 | 0.03346 | 377 | 246 | 98 | 33 |
219 | Careful - lift from the thorax. | 1.4346 | 0.03862 | 306 | 205 | 69 | 32 |
220 | They're attracted to sweat. Try not to sweat. | 1.4321 | 0.03467 | 368 | 245 | 87 | 36 |
221 | I thought the only thing they could carry was malaria. | 1.4321 | 0.03488 | 368 | 246 | 85 | 37 |
222 | Next time, don't tell the Red Cross you are a universal donor. | 1.4317 | 0.03544 | 366 | 247 | 79 | 39 |
223 | Like I said, we have a big mosquito problem. | 1.4317 | 0.03326 | 366 | 237 | 100 | 29 |
224 | You didn’t believe me about the Murder Hornets either. | 1.4317 | 0.03393 | 366 | 250 | 82 | 34 |
225 | I think we've found out why this place was so cheap. | 1.4311 | 0.03495 | 341 | 223 | 89 | 29 |
226 | Now it' s 85 in December, California has burned to the ground and mosquitos are as big as people. You just HAD to vote for Trump, didn't you?! | 1.4309 | 0.03529 | 362 | 243 | 82 | 37 |
227 | They've been genetically engineered to take care of anti-vaxers! | 1.4306 | 0.03521 | 360 | 241 | 83 | 36 |
228 | It is what it is. | 1.4286 | 0.04047 | 259 | 171 | 65 | 23 |
229 | I’ll wait here. | 1.4286 | 0.03312 | 357 | 230 | 101 | 26 |
230 | I knew they had mutated, but I didn't want to cause a panic. | 1.4286 | 0.03651 | 357 | 245 | 71 | 41 |
231 | Just tell them that you have COVID... | 1.4286 | 0.03452 | 357 | 236 | 89 | 32 |
232 | ‘ Do you want your mask ?’ | 1.4286 | 0.03608 | 357 | 243 | 75 | 39 |
233 | Maybe now you’ll stop bragging about being a universal donor? | 1.4282 | 0.03442 | 355 | 234 | 90 | 31 |
234 | Quick, look anemic! | 1.4282 | 0.03442 | 355 | 234 | 90 | 31 |
235 | Miss the City? | 1.4282 | 0.03465 | 355 | 235 | 88 | 32 |
236 | Oh my God! Sharon! You lost a sandal! | 1.4282 | 0.03488 | 355 | 236 | 86 | 33 |
237 | Either I had too much weed or you need more Deet. | 1.4282 | 0.03419 | 355 | 233 | 92 | 30 |
238 | I guess the organic bug spray isn’t as good as DEET. | 1.4282 | 0.03567 | 341 | 227 | 82 | 32 |
239 | Let's take our next vacation to Chernobyl, you said. | 1.4274 | 0.03653 | 351 | 240 | 72 | 39 |
240 | That's what else can happen 2020. | 1.4274 | 0.03630 | 351 | 239 | 74 | 38 |
241 | Well, you're right, size does matter | 1.4274 | 0.03675 | 351 | 241 | 70 | 40 |
242 | Let's hope their buzz is worse than their bite. | 1.4269 | 0.03531 | 349 | 233 | 83 | 33 |
243 | It is what it is, Barb. | 1.4260 | 0.03693 | 331 | 224 | 73 | 34 |
244 | Make sure to keep a journal. | 1.4253 | 0.03466 | 348 | 230 | 88 | 30 |
245 | It’s STILL 2020, what else did you expect! | 1.4249 | 0.03575 | 346 | 233 | 79 | 34 |
246 | You think this is bad? Wait until blackfly season starts. | 1.4249 | 0.03480 | 346 | 229 | 87 | 30 |
247 | Don't worry, the spider will get them. | 1.4249 | 0.03528 | 346 | 231 | 83 | 32 |
248 | I’ll call the SWAT Team | 1.4249 | 0.03667 | 346 | 237 | 71 | 38 |
249 | That's what you get for asking if 2020 can get any worse. | 1.4249 | 0.03598 | 346 | 234 | 77 | 35 |
250 | Don’t worry ... I hear they miraculously go away in April. | 1.4249 | 0.03551 | 346 | 232 | 81 | 33 |
251 | You're the one who wanted to come to Maine. | 1.4249 | 0.03551 | 346 | 232 | 81 | 33 |
252 | Hey wait, let me get my phone. | 1.4249 | 0.03504 | 346 | 230 | 85 | 31 |
253 | When you said mosquitoes love you, I never imagined... | 1.4249 | 0.03504 | 346 | 230 | 85 | 31 |
254 | Only the females bite, so as best I can tell from here, you're ok. | 1.4249 | 0.03598 | 346 | 234 | 77 | 35 |
255 | OK, Karen, this time your panic is justified. | 1.4249 | 0.03551 | 346 | 232 | 81 | 33 |
256 | I warned you! The mosquitos will eat you alive this year!! | 1.4249 | 0.03621 | 346 | 235 | 75 | 36 |
257 | They weren’t kidding when they said there was a big bug problem here this year. | 1.4249 | 0.03456 | 346 | 228 | 89 | 29 |
258 | The local blood drive is really aggressive this year. | 1.4244 | 0.03613 | 344 | 233 | 76 | 35 |
259 | Now do you understand what I meant by "the world is getting more and more Kafkaesque"? | 1.4244 | 0.03518 | 344 | 229 | 84 | 31 |
260 | It’s 2020, why are you surprised? | 1.4235 | 0.03547 | 340 | 227 | 82 | 31 |
261 | Is it me, or have the portion sizes gotten smaller? | 1.4235 | 0.03620 | 340 | 230 | 76 | 34 |
262 | So that's what all the buzz was about...... | 1.4209 | 0.03682 | 335 | 229 | 71 | 35 |
263 | One day, it's like a miracle, they will disappear. | 1.4205 | 0.04002 | 302 | 211 | 55 | 36 |
264 | I told you we should’ve stayed in the city. | 1.4199 | 0.03511 | 331 | 219 | 85 | 27 |
265 | Alexa STOP! I said ‘Alexa Order Carry Out, not take Carrie Out!’ | 1.4195 | 0.03730 | 329 | 226 | 68 | 35 |
266 | Don’t get too excited. We’ve got at least 3 more signs of the apocalypse to go. | 1.4195 | 0.03578 | 329 | 220 | 80 | 29 |
267 | Actually, I'm doing an incredible job of protecting you; no one has ever done such a good job, ever! You're luck to have me. | 1.4192 | 0.03615 | 334 | 226 | 76 | 32 |
268 | Did you already submit your absentee ballot? | 1.4190 | 0.03567 | 327 | 218 | 81 | 28 |
269 | At least you can cross off ‘giant insects’ from your 2020 apocalypse bingo card. | 1.4190 | 0.03696 | 327 | 223 | 71 | 33 |
270 | You don’t want her; she just tested positive . | 1.4180 | 0.03779 | 311 | 212 | 68 | 31 |
271 | I think you're making a mistake. She isn't as sweet as she looks. | 1.4172 | 0.03599 | 326 | 219 | 78 | 29 |
272 | Proboscis," Susan. Not "stinger. | 1.4161 | 0.03604 | 322 | 216 | 78 | 28 |
273 | Now you're getting carried away. | 1.4161 | 0.03604 | 322 | 216 | 78 | 28 |
274 | It must be your blood type, they never bother me | 1.4161 | 0.03577 | 322 | 215 | 80 | 27 |
275 | I told you not to use the genetically modified bug spray | 1.4161 | 0.03522 | 322 | 213 | 84 | 25 |
276 | I thought we ordered mojitos | 1.4156 | 0.03509 | 320 | 211 | 85 | 24 |
277 | I thought your parents weren't coming until next weekend. | 1.4156 | 0.03592 | 320 | 219 | 72 | 29 |
278 | What can I say, Irene? I'm part of a sting operation. | 1.4151 | 0.03580 | 318 | 212 | 80 | 26 |
279 | After Murder Hornets, who's surprised by Kidnap Mosquitos? | 1.4146 | 0.03651 | 316 | 213 | 75 | 28 |
280 | Sorry, but they promised they would leave me alone if I brought them a suitable queen. | 1.4146 | 0.03568 | 316 | 210 | 81 | 25 |
281 | Oh sure, I suppose they'll blame this on global warming too. | 1.4146 | 0.03706 | 316 | 215 | 71 | 30 |
282 | Still think deet is too dangerous to use. | 1.4146 | 0.03651 | 316 | 213 | 75 | 28 |
283 | After floods, fires, and a pandemic, what did you expect? | 1.4140 | 0.05115 | 157 | 105 | 39 | 13 |
284 | You weren't kidding when you said they always went after you. | 1.4139 | 0.03829 | 302 | 207 | 65 | 30 |
285 | You want me to get the Citronella candle? | 1.4135 | 0.03711 | 312 | 212 | 71 | 29 |
286 | Honey, could you quickly hand me the can of OFF? | 1.4135 | 0.03599 | 312 | 208 | 79 | 25 |
287 | The car keys are in your purse,right? | 1.4135 | 0.03512 | 312 | 205 | 85 | 22 |
288 | Are you sure that was medicinal marijuana? | 1.4113 | 0.04293 | 231 | 157 | 53 | 21 |
289 | And I thought you were paranoid when you said you were being bugged. | 1.4110 | 0.03707 | 309 | 210 | 71 | 28 |
290 | Yeah, well, you know, 2020 | 1.4110 | 0.03650 | 309 | 208 | 75 | 26 |
291 | Well, what about what’s bugging ME, Linda. | 1.4110 | 0.03764 | 309 | 212 | 67 | 30 |
292 | Told you we should have moved outside the Beltway when the GOP failed to drain the swamp. | 1.4104 | 0.03781 | 307 | 211 | 66 | 30 |
293 | Don’t worry, honey. They promise that an insecticide will be ready by the end of the year! | 1.4103 | 0.03755 | 290 | 195 | 71 | 24 |
294 | And then Brad said, I want the report on my desk by tomorrow. And I'm like, Seriously?! Tomorrow?! And he's like ....... | 1.4103 | 0.03709 | 312 | 213 | 70 | 29 |
295 | When you said they were eating you alive I thought it was hyperbole. | 1.4098 | 0.03712 | 305 | 207 | 71 | 27 |
296 | You said, ‘Forget the exterminator. Let’s save a few bucks.’ | 1.4098 | 0.03683 | 305 | 206 | 73 | 26 |
297 | I told you about the Wisconsin State Bird, but you didn't believe me! | 1.4098 | 0.03855 | 305 | 212 | 61 | 32 |
298 | Well, I’m sure the in-flight meal will be interesting. | 1.4098 | 0.03712 | 305 | 207 | 71 | 27 |
299 | Well that explains the buzzing sound next door. | 1.4098 | 0.03798 | 305 | 210 | 65 | 30 |
300 | Gotta admit, 2020 bites! | 1.4098 | 0.03883 | 305 | 213 | 59 | 33 |
301 | Well to be fair, they did warn us about airborne transmission. | 1.4097 | 0.03773 | 288 | 194 | 70 | 24 |
302 | Those edibles were strong. You wouldn't believe the visuals I'm getting. | 1.4092 | 0.03580 | 303 | 201 | 80 | 22 |
303 | Wow. 2020, huh? | 1.4086 | 0.03805 | 301 | 207 | 65 | 29 |
304 | Don't scratch. It'll only make it worse. | 1.4085 | 0.03525 | 306 | 202 | 83 | 21 |
305 | Act casual. | 1.4085 | 0.03731 | 306 | 209 | 69 | 28 |
306 | Yes, I knew. But I did not want to panic you. | 1.4082 | 0.03909 | 267 | 180 | 65 | 22 |
307 | What do you want me to say to your mother? | 1.4080 | 0.03580 | 299 | 198 | 80 | 21 |
308 | No, not really....Why? Are they bothering you? | 1.4070 | 0.03766 | 285 | 192 | 70 | 23 |
309 | While you're up, can you grab me a beer? | 1.4067 | 0.03956 | 300 | 212 | 54 | 34 |
310 | I thought you meant your parents were W.A.S.P.s | 1.4059 | 0.03866 | 271 | 183 | 66 | 22 |
311 | Looks like you were picked to be QUEEN FOR A DAY” | 1.4052 | 0.03885 | 269 | 182 | 65 | 22 |
312 | Not bragging about having type-O blood now, are you? | 1.4048 | 0.04442 | 210 | 143 | 49 | 18 |
313 | They pretty much just mate, eat and die. And whatever it is they're doing to you. | 1.4048 | 0.03807 | 294 | 202 | 65 | 27 |
314 | There you go, getting carried away again. | 1.4048 | 0.03745 | 294 | 200 | 69 | 25 |
315 | You know, the smaller ones are actually more dangerous. | 1.4048 | 0.03776 | 294 | 201 | 67 | 26 |
316 | You always get all the attention. | 1.4041 | 0.03700 | 292 | 197 | 72 | 23 |
317 | Sorry honey, I thought the park ranger was exaggerating when he said "are you sure you don't want to buy insect repellent ... the mosquitoes are big enough to carry you away". | 1.4041 | 0.03636 | 292 | 195 | 76 | 21 |
318 | Well that sucks. | 1.4041 | 0.03916 | 292 | 204 | 58 | 30 |
319 | ''This wasn't what I was expecting when I signed up to BuzzFeed.'' | 1.4041 | 0.03856 | 292 | 202 | 62 | 28 |
320 | No wonder this AirBNB in Chernobyl is so cheap. | 1.4041 | 0.03700 | 292 | 202 | 65 | 25 |
321 | Just a sec. I’ll get the citronella candle. | 1.4041 | 0.03402 | 292 | 202 | 72 | 18 |
322 | You were right. Mosquitoes do love you. | 1.4028 | 0.03636 | 288 | 192 | 76 | 20 |
323 | They must've heard me call you honey. | 1.4021 | 0.03752 | 286 | 194 | 69 | 23 |
324 | Well, you were just saying you never go anywhere these days! | 1.4021 | 0.03752 | 286 | 194 | 69 | 23 |
325 | I guess I'm more concerned that they are bringing you back. | 1.4021 | 0.03975 | 286 | 201 | 55 | 30 |
326 | I can't hun, they're endangered | 1.4021 | 0.03881 | 286 | 198 | 61 | 27 |
327 | Did you order from the wrong amazon again? | 1.4021 | 0.03954 | 291 | 205 | 55 | 31 |
328 | I don't know why they like you so much, they just never bother me. | 1.4015 | 0.03918 | 269 | 184 | 62 | 23 |
329 | You have been chosen as their queen. | 1.4014 | 0.03900 | 284 | 197 | 60 | 27 |
330 | This isn't the worst thing that's happened this year. | 1.4014 | 0.03636 | 284 | 201 | 61 | 22 |
331 | Are you even listening? | 1.4014 | 0.03932 | 284 | 198 | 58 | 28 |
332 | First they came for the socialists. | 1.4007 | 0.03821 | 282 | 193 | 65 | 24 |
333 | Text me when you get to wherever you're going. | 1.4000 | 0.03906 | 280 | 194 | 60 | 26 |
334 | On the bright side, it’s your one chance to be a queen!” | 1.4000 | 0.03670 | 280 | 193 | 65 | 22 |
335 | I guess we should have paid more attention to the climate after all. | 1.3993 | 0.03744 | 283 | 192 | 69 | 22 |
336 | Interesting. I thought mosquitoes only carried diseases. | 1.3993 | 0.03940 | 283 | 198 | 57 | 28 |
337 | This is the only part I don't like about living in Minnesota. | 1.3993 | 0.03778 | 283 | 193 | 67 | 23 |
338 | This is terrible, my camera's on the charger. | 1.3993 | 0.03677 | 283 | 190 | 73 | 20 |
339 | I told you to get the kind with DEET. | 1.3993 | 0.03843 | 283 | 195 | 63 | 25 |
340 | Honey, quick, what’s the Netflix password? | 1.3993 | 0.03843 | 283 | 197 | 60 | 26 |
341 | On the bright side, there seem to be fewer of them this season. | 1.3985 | 0.03762 | 266 | 178 | 70 | 18 |
342 | I told you; donate once and they'll never leave you alone. | 1.3985 | 0.04052 | 266 | 186 | 54 | 26 |
343 | Sorry Brenda, but I told you to use the DEET. But, no, 'no chemicals' you said...'use the cinnamon oil' you said. | 1.3985 | 0.04017 | 266 | 185 | 56 | 25 |
344 | Ignore them. | 1.3978 | 0.03770 | 269 | 186 | 62 | 21 |
345 | I always knew you'd leave me. I just never thought it would be like this. | 1.3971 | 0.03833 | 277 | 190 | 64 | 23 |
346 | Don't worry, I'll call the SWAT team. | 1.3971 | 0.04000 | 277 | 195 | 54 | 28 |
347 | Does this mean I have to make my own dinner? | 1.3971 | 0.03867 | 277 | 191 | 62 | 24 |
348 | At least they aren't the small ones that bite. | 1.3971 | 0.03833 | 277 | 190 | 64 | 23 |
349 | It’s 2020. What did you expect, puppies? | 1.3971 | 0.04065 | 277 | 197 | 50 | 30 |
350 | I see you've met the boys! They were rescues. | 1.3971 | 0.03833 | 277 | 190 | 64 | 23 |
351 | Size Matters. | 1.3971 | 0.03967 | 277 | 194 | 56 | 27 |
352 | You wrote WHAT to Lindsey Graham? | 1.3970 | 0.03934 | 267 | 184 | 60 | 23 |
353 | Can't help you. As the state bird, they're a protected species. | 1.3964 | 0.03987 | 275 | 193 | 55 | 27 |
354 | Maybe there IS something to climate change. | 1.3948 | 0.03891 | 271 | 187 | 61 | 23 |
355 | I guess this means no second date... | 1.3948 | 0.03784 | 271 | 184 | 67 | 20 |
356 | I don’t think repeatedly muttering “how Kafkaesque” approaches being an appropriate response. | 1.3941 | 0.04084 | 269 | 191 | 50 | 28 |
357 | Organic repellent? You might as well be shouting ‘Pick me! Pick me!’ | 1.3941 | 0.04050 | 269 | 190 | 52 | 27 |
358 | All things considered, I sort of wish I were going with you. | 1.3941 | 0.03910 | 269 | 186 | 60 | 23 |
359 | I read about this. It's called natural selection. | 1.3933 | 0.03858 | 267 | 183 | 63 | 21 |
360 | Just don’t scratch it. | 1.3933 | 0.03894 | 267 | 184 | 61 | 22 |
361 | That's funny. They usually go for the ankles. | 1.3933 | 0.03894 | 267 | 184 | 61 | 22 |
362 | You shouldn't have mentioned your blood type on social media. | 1.3933 | 0.03593 | 267 | 176 | 77 | 14 |
363 | They're males. They don't bite. | 1.3933 | 0.03858 | 267 | 183 | 63 | 21 |
364 | ...and they said the vaccine had no side effects. | 1.3933 | 0.04001 | 267 | 187 | 55 | 25 |
365 | Do you have your friend Christine's phone number? | 1.3925 | 0.03914 | 265 | 183 | 60 | 22 |
366 | Does this mean no dinner? | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
367 | You must be their type. | 1.3908 | 0.03725 | 261 | 175 | 70 | 16 |
368 | Just ignore them. | 1.3908 | 0.03955 | 261 | 181 | 58 | 22 |
369 | You were right, I should’ve only eaten one of those mushrooms. | 1.3908 | 0.03955 | 261 | 181 | 58 | 22 |
370 | And you teased me for wearing bug spray | 1.3908 | 0.03764 | 261 | 176 | 68 | 17 |
371 | Weirdly, this is now the safest way to fly. | 1.3908 | 0.04101 | 261 | 185 | 50 | 26 |
372 | I shouldn't have called you "honey!" | 1.3908 | 0.03880 | 261 | 179 | 62 | 20 |
373 | If this were any other year, I’d be surprised. | 1.3908 | 0.03645 | 261 | 173 | 74 | 14 |
374 | First came the murder hornets, then came the abduction mosquitos. | 1.3902 | 0.03922 | 264 | 183 | 59 | 22 |
375 | It's not like we didn't expect 2020 to be a bad year for mosquitoes, too. | 1.3876 | 0.03984 | 258 | 180 | 56 | 22 |
376 | No, these are the ones that murdered the murder hornets. | 1.3876 | 0.04059 | 258 | 182 | 52 | 24 |
377 | You never should have said, “Bite me!” They hate snarky. | 1.3876 | 0.03946 | 258 | 179 | 58 | 21 |
378 | Remind me the name of the school where we send the kids. | 1.3876 | 0.03984 | 258 | 180 | 56 | 22 |
379 | Do you want to go inside? | 1.3876 | 0.04022 | 258 | 181 | 54 | 23 |
380 | No, it was murder hornets I read about, not mosquitoes. You'll be fine. | 1.3876 | 0.03946 | 258 | 179 | 58 | 21 |
381 | I told you they would miss you at the lab | 1.3874 | 0.03881 | 253 | 173 | 62 | 18 |
382 | Relax! Those aren't viruses. | 1.3874 | 0.04001 | 253 | 176 | 56 | 21 |
383 | Relax. It's just another Democrat hoax. | 1.3867 | 0.03967 | 256 | 178 | 57 | 21 |
384 | You’re the one that wanted to get really buzzed! | 1.3867 | 0.03728 | 256 | 172 | 69 | 15 |
385 | What’s really surprising is that it takes two of them to lift you. | 1.3849 | 0.03929 | 252 | 174 | 59 | 19 |
386 | Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. | 1.3840 | 0.03950 | 250 | 173 | 58 | 19 |
387 | Let’s be honest—whatever’s about to happen, it’s gotta be better than this year. | 1.3840 | 0.03950 | 250 | 173 | 58 | 19 |
388 | What did you think I meant when I said they were a bigger and bigger problem every year? | 1.3837 | 0.04832 | 172 | 120 | 38 | 14 |
389 | I'm afraid this won't be covered in our insurance plan | 1.3836 | 0.05031 | 159 | 111 | 35 | 13 |
390 | Stop being so dramatic, Arlene. Just sit still and they'll go away. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
391 | They have a life span of only one day. See you tomorrow? | 1.3831 | 0.03803 | 248 | 168 | 65 | 15 |
392 | Don't worry. We'll have a vaccine by November. | 1.3831 | 0.04053 | 248 | 174 | 53 | 21 |
393 | Bet you're sorry now you volunteered for Trump's latest vaccine | 1.3831 | 0.04053 | 248 | 174 | 53 | 21 |
394 | If it's any consolation, they only live about 30 days. | 1.3831 | 0.03971 | 248 | 172 | 57 | 19 |
395 | If you're lucky,they're taking you to 2021. | 1.3831 | 0.03803 | 248 | 168 | 65 | 15 |
396 | Global warming is fake news, you said. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
397 | Everybody's Doing Takeout Now | 1.3831 | 0.03888 | 248 | 170 | 61 | 17 |
398 | I REALLY can't wait for it to be safe to fly on the airlines again. | 1.3831 | 0.03760 | 248 | 167 | 67 | 14 |
399 | I told you it wasn’t a good idea to put vitamin water in the bird bath. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
400 | They can’t BOTH be hoaxes Karen | 1.3831 | 0.03930 | 248 | 171 | 59 | 18 |
401 | 2020: Finale. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
402 | So these are the blood relatives you never talk about? | 1.3825 | 0.04135 | 251 | 179 | 48 | 24 |
403 | The irony...now you can complain to them how much I bug you. | 1.3821 | 0.04195 | 246 | 176 | 46 | 24 |
404 | Is it just me or do the mosquitos seem bigger this year? | 1.3821 | 0.04034 | 246 | 172 | 54 | 20 |
405 | Don't worry. When it cools down, they'll go away. | 1.3821 | 0.03909 | 246 | 169 | 60 | 17 |
406 | I wouldn’t worry, more people die each year from the ‘flu” | 1.3821 | 0.03993 | 246 | 171 | 56 | 19 |
407 | I warned you. It's still 2020 | 1.3811 | 0.04098 | 244 | 172 | 51 | 21 |
408 | What can I do to help? | 1.3811 | 0.04056 | 244 | 171 | 53 | 20 |
409 | Evidently being a buzz kill is a serious offense. | 1.3811 | 0.03930 | 244 | 168 | 59 | 17 |
410 | Wherever they're taking you, it's better than here | 1.3811 | 0.03972 | 244 | 169 | 57 | 18 |
411 | Oh, that reminds me. Need to add bug spray to the shopping list." | 1.3811 | 0.03886 | 244 | 167 | 61 | 16 |
412 | We’ve been inside too long. | 1.3811 | 0.04014 | 244 | 170 | 55 | 19 |
413 | On the plus side, you don't have to worry about the election anymore. | 1.3811 | 0.04014 | 244 | 170 | 55 | 19 |
414 | Relax, Honey, I think they said you're only queen for a day. | 1.3811 | 0.03972 | 244 | 169 | 57 | 18 |
415 | If you just ignore them, they'll go away. | 1.3811 | 0.04098 | 244 | 172 | 51 | 21 |
416 | Weird. You don't usually see mosquitoes after Labor Day. | 1.3811 | 0.03972 | 244 | 169 | 57 | 18 |
417 | Don't worry, the President says all this stuff about genetically engineered giant insects is just fake news! | 1.3802 | 0.04244 | 242 | 174 | 44 | 24 |
418 | We asked for two large mojitos... Not mosquitos! | 1.3792 | 0.04186 | 240 | 171 | 47 | 22 |
419 | Seems like you’re getting carried away again. | 1.3792 | 0.04102 | 240 | 169 | 51 | 20 |
420 | The worst part is that they're taking you to a MAGA rally. | 1.3784 | 0.05542 | 148 | 108 | 24 | 16 |
421 | I think you signed up for the wrong Buzzfeed. | 1.3782 | 0.04210 | 238 | 170 | 46 | 22 |
422 | We rarely go outside, for all we know, this is normal. | 1.3782 | 0.03994 | 238 | 165 | 56 | 17 |
423 | Take my wife, please. | 1.3782 | 0.04125 | 238 | 168 | 50 | 20 |
424 | Did you mix up the bug spray and Vitagrow again? | 1.3782 | 0.04038 | 238 | 166 | 54 | 18 |
425 | You're not going to let a few mosquitoes ruin our whole vacation, are you? | 1.3782 | 0.03858 | 238 | 162 | 62 | 14 |
426 | It was the only flight I could get out of 2020 | 1.3782 | 0.04125 | 238 | 168 | 50 | 20 |
427 | Don't worry. Looking at their wing size to body weight ratio, I doubt they can lift you. | 1.3771 | 0.03737 | 236 | 158 | 67 | 11 |
428 | www.instantdivorce.com really does exceed my expectations. | 1.3771 | 0.04234 | 236 | 169 | 45 | 22 |
429 | Did you use the 'Off' spray, or the 'On'? | 1.3761 | 0.04259 | 234 | 168 | 44 | 22 |
430 | The Rapture, updated for 2020. | 1.3761 | 0.04302 | 234 | 169 | 42 | 23 |
431 | They're kidnap-and-ransom hornets -- but at least they're not murder hornets. | 1.3761 | 0.04172 | 234 | 166 | 48 | 20 |
432 | Nice of you to bring her back. | 1.3756 | 0.04376 | 205 | 144 | 45 | 16 |
433 | It's how the vaccine is being delivered to everyone. 2 shots. | 1.3755 | 0.04002 | 237 | 165 | 55 | 17 |
434 | Relax. It's just two, and they're from China, and soon they'll miraculously go away. | 1.3755 | 0.04262 | 237 | 171 | 43 | 23 |
435 | Well, what do you expect me to do about it? | 1.3755 | 0.03912 | 237 | 169 | 52 | 16 |
436 | Let me get that flip-flop for you, honey. | 1.3755 | 0.04177 | 237 | 169 | 47 | 21 |
437 | I told you White Privilege doesn't really protect you... | 1.3750 | 0.04222 | 208 | 144 | 50 | 14 |
438 | Well, no wonder you're anemic. | 1.3750 | 0.04015 | 232 | 161 | 55 | 16 |
439 | Try not to scream, I don't think they've noticed me. | 1.3750 | 0.04015 | 232 | 161 | 55 | 16 |
440 | I dunno, they just don't ever bother me. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
441 | I think vacationing in Florida was a bad idea. | 1.3739 | 0.04130 | 230 | 162 | 50 | 18 |
442 | I told you. Just ignore them and they'll leave you alone. | 1.3739 | 0.03990 | 230 | 159 | 56 | 15 |
443 | Liz, you’re getting carried away. | 1.3719 | 0.05765 | 121 | 86 | 25 | 10 |
444 | Before you go, could I get your friend Kelsey's number? | 1.3710 | 0.05779 | 124 | 89 | 24 | 11 |
445 | This is fine. I'm fine. My therapist and I have prepared for this. | 1.3710 | 0.05779 | 124 | 89 | 24 | 11 |
446 | I told you we shouldn't have pulled out of the Paris Accord. | 1.3705 | 0.04008 | 224 | 155 | 55 | 14 |
447 | Don't worry dear, murder hornets are a fabrication of the liberal media. | 1.3700 | 0.04210 | 227 | 162 | 46 | 19 |
448 | I ‘m not saying I don’t believe you dear; I 'm just saying it’s odd the mosquitos never seem to bother me. | 1.3700 | 0.04020 | 227 | 158 | 54 | 15 |
449 | At least they're not ticks. | 1.3700 | 0.04116 | 227 | 160 | 50 | 17 |
450 | Toss me the car keys! | 1.3700 | 0.04116 | 227 | 160 | 50 | 17 |
451 | Don't worry honey,the President said "There are only 15 cases and they are looking good,very good." | 1.3700 | 0.04346 | 227 | 165 | 40 | 22 |
452 | Dang. I should have been livestreaming this. | 1.3700 | 0.04210 | 227 | 162 | 46 | 19 |
453 | Wait, do you have the keys? | 1.3700 | 0.04163 | 227 | 161 | 48 | 18 |
454 | Good heavens Nancy, you always make such a big deal out of everything | 1.3700 | 0.04116 | 227 | 160 | 50 | 17 |
455 | Yes I still think you exaggerate how much mosquitos are attracted to you . | 1.3700 | 0.04116 | 227 | 160 | 50 | 17 |
456 | Don’t worry the vaccine will be ready next month. | 1.3700 | 0.04068 | 227 | 159 | 52 | 16 |
457 | They’re aggressive this year. | 1.3700 | 0.04163 | 227 | 161 | 48 | 18 |
458 | Welcome to Alaska. | 1.3689 | 0.04281 | 225 | 162 | 43 | 20 |
459 | OK, Ms. Know-It-All, , I concede: Climate change is accelerating insect evolution. | 1.3689 | 0.04043 | 225 | 157 | 53 | 15 |
460 | You said this was good weed. | 1.3689 | 0.04140 | 225 | 159 | 49 | 17 |
461 | This would do well on Tik Tok, can you hold on? | 1.3689 | 0.04140 | 225 | 159 | 49 | 17 |
462 | I TOLD you we were in Minnesota! | 1.3689 | 0.04418 | 225 | 165 | 37 | 23 |
463 | Don’t ever talk about draining the swamp again! | 1.3689 | 0.04188 | 225 | 160 | 47 | 18 |
464 | Just remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them. | 1.3689 | 0.04140 | 225 | 159 | 49 | 17 |
465 | Don't worry,Honey. The big ones are males,and they don't bite! | 1.3689 | 0.04188 | 225 | 160 | 47 | 18 |
466 | See what happens when you don't believe in science stuff? | 1.3689 | 0.04043 | 225 | 157 | 53 | 15 |
467 | You must be a universal donor. | 1.3689 | 0.03893 | 225 | 154 | 59 | 12 |
468 | Well, they’re not bothering me. | 1.3682 | 0.04205 | 220 | 156 | 47 | 17 |
469 | It figures - not only did he not drain the swamp - now it's all swamp. | 1.3682 | 0.04155 | 220 | 155 | 49 | 16 |
470 | Didn't I tell you not to get so involved with those WASPs at the Country Club? | 1.3682 | 0.04155 | 220 | 155 | 49 | 16 |
471 | Well, on the bright side, we now know whose bug spray works best. | 1.3682 | 0.03950 | 220 | 154 | 53 | 13 |
472 | Don't blame me, I voted for Biden. | 1.3670 | 0.04280 | 218 | 156 | 44 | 18 |
473 | I thought Amazon only did deliveries. | 1.3670 | 0.04329 | 218 | 157 | 42 | 19 |
474 | Why is it that everything exciting always happens to you. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
475 | I think you're getting carried away. | 1.3657 | 0.04153 | 216 | 152 | 49 | 15 |
476 | Well Sharon, at least it’s not the murder hornets. | 1.3657 | 0.04256 | 216 | 154 | 45 | 17 |
477 | Funny, they never seem to bother me.... | 1.3657 | 0.04048 | 216 | 150 | 53 | 13 |
478 | At least you're out of quarantine. | 1.3654 | 0.03862 | 208 | 140 | 60 | 8 |
479 | Remember, it was you who said, “I’m sick and tired of these winters. Let’s move south.” | 1.3654 | 0.04263 | 208 | 157 | 31 | 20 |
480 | Did you think climate change was just about the weather? | 1.3654 | 0.04096 | 208 | 144 | 52 | 12 |
481 | Well, at least you get to go somewhere! | 1.3654 | 0.04039 | 208 | 143 | 54 | 11 |
482 | See what I mean? You always get so carried away. | 1.3654 | 0.03922 | 208 | 150 | 46 | 12 |
483 | Jane, I just feel like I’m being eaten alive. | 1.3654 | 0.04263 | 208 | 147 | 46 | 15 |
484 | I was expecting locusts next, so this makes sense. | 1.3654 | 0.03981 | 208 | 142 | 56 | 10 |
485 | It's nothing to be concerned about under the circumstances, but my doctor says I have an enlarged prostate. | 1.3645 | 0.04282 | 214 | 153 | 44 | 17 |
486 | I thought you said they weren't carriers! | 1.3645 | 0.04072 | 214 | 149 | 52 | 13 |
487 | There's never going to be a perfect moment, so I'll just say it: will you marry me? | 1.3645 | 0.04482 | 214 | 157 | 36 | 21 |
488 | In the city you didn’t like the size of the rats. | 1.3645 | 0.04282 | 214 | 153 | 44 | 17 |
489 | There's a mosquito on your arm. | 1.3645 | 0.04125 | 214 | 150 | 50 | 14 |
490 | Where do you keep all our passwords? | 1.3645 | 0.04333 | 214 | 154 | 42 | 18 |
491 | I told you the bugs would develop a tolerance | 1.3645 | 0.04230 | 214 | 152 | 46 | 16 |
492 | The only thing I asked you to do was to bring the bug spray. | 1.3645 | 0.04125 | 214 | 150 | 50 | 14 |
493 | Make that 51 ways to leave your lover. | 1.3645 | 0.04230 | 214 | 152 | 46 | 16 |
494 | Have her home by 11:00!!! | 1.3645 | 0.03962 | 214 | 147 | 56 | 11 |
495 | I warned you not to mention you were farm raised! | 1.3645 | 0.04125 | 214 | 150 | 50 | 14 |
496 | I thought you'd promised to drain the swamp. | 1.3645 | 0.04433 | 214 | 156 | 38 | 20 |
497 | Oh, man, I wish you could see this. | 1.3644 | 0.05978 | 118 | 86 | 21 | 11 |
498 | Don't worry. Just wait. In a few weeks,they'll just disappear,like they were never here. | 1.3632 | 0.04308 | 212 | 152 | 43 | 17 |
499 | My divorce lawyers are here for your deposition. | 1.3632 | 0.04511 | 212 | 156 | 35 | 21 |
500 | How's that organic bug spray working for you? | 1.3632 | 0.04360 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 18 |
501 | Ok, I could have broken up with you with a text or email.... | 1.3619 | 0.04229 | 210 | 149 | 46 | 15 |
502 | Our new neighbors suck. | 1.3619 | 0.04388 | 210 | 152 | 40 | 18 |
503 | Why so surprised? It's 2020. | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
504 | I mean, "Love Canal!" The realtor made it sound so romantic. | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 152 | 42 | 16 |
505 | They must’ve ordered take-away | 1.3619 | 0.04335 | 210 | 151 | 42 | 17 |
506 | My life insurance rep is never going to believe this. | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
507 | On the bright side, you'll miss the election. | 1.3619 | 0.04229 | 210 | 149 | 46 | 15 |
508 | Isn’t it nice getting out of the house after being quarantined inside for months! | 1.3619 | 0.04335 | 210 | 151 | 42 | 17 |
509 | Don't worry, these aren't murder hornets. Just mugger mosquitoes. | 1.3619 | 0.04388 | 210 | 152 | 40 | 18 |
510 | You said we didn't need a screened-in porch. | 1.3619 | 0.04064 | 210 | 146 | 52 | 12 |
511 | Our friends warned us this neighborhood would be too waspy. | 1.3619 | 0.04591 | 210 | 156 | 32 | 22 |
512 | When they predicted a big bug season, I assumed they meant lots of bugs! | 1.3611 | 0.04510 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
513 | I guess DEET does have some side effects... | 1.3606 | 0.04309 | 208 | 149 | 43 | 16 |
514 | It’s 2020. Reality bites. | 1.3606 | 0.04088 | 208 | 145 | 51 | 12 |
515 | Right. I'm just saying I don't think there are MORE of them this year." | 1.3606 | 0.04255 | 208 | 148 | 45 | 15 |
516 | Don’t worry, you don’t get it from being airborne. | 1.3606 | 0.04200 | 208 | 147 | 47 | 14 |
517 | You think these guys are big? You should see the mosquitos we got in Texas! | 1.3606 | 0.04144 | 208 | 146 | 49 | 13 |
518 | Did you schedule a drone pickup? | 1.3594 | 0.04249 | 192 | 134 | 47 | 11 |
519 | If not for these bones spurs, I would jump to your aid. | 1.3592 | 0.04337 | 206 | 148 | 42 | 16 |
520 | Or are we getting smaller every year? | 1.3592 | 0.03936 | 206 | 141 | 56 | 9 |
521 | For some reason mosquitoes don't like me. | 1.3592 | 0.03996 | 206 | 142 | 54 | 10 |
522 | I don’t know. They’re not really bothering me. | 1.3592 | 0.04112 | 206 | 144 | 50 | 12 |
523 | I said two mojitos not two mosquitos" | 1.3592 | 0.04391 | 206 | 149 | 40 | 17 |
524 | You’re right. Things could get worse. | 1.3592 | 0.04112 | 206 | 144 | 50 | 12 |
525 | That reminds me, we're out of bug spray. | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
526 | Will 2020 never end? | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
527 | This is going to suck big time. | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 207 | 152 | 36 | 19 |
528 | Are you even listening to me? | 1.3575 | 0.04096 | 207 | 145 | 50 | 12 |
529 | Think I should I light the citronella candle? | 1.3575 | 0.03980 | 207 | 143 | 54 | 10 |
530 | Did you remember to reapply after 2 hours? | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
531 | You lost a flip flop... | 1.3575 | 0.04373 | 207 | 150 | 40 | 17 |
532 | No honey, I think these are just the kidnap hornets. | 1.3575 | 0.04373 | 207 | 150 | 40 | 17 |
533 | Stop scratching Dolores, you're just making it worse. | 1.3575 | 0.04531 | 207 | 153 | 34 | 20 |
534 | Think of it as research for your book. | 1.3575 | 0.04319 | 207 | 149 | 42 | 16 |
535 | It’s the only way to get to Canada. | 1.3575 | 0.04426 | 207 | 151 | 38 | 18 |
536 | They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse | 1.3575 | 0.04153 | 207 | 146 | 48 | 13 |
537 | Qanon nails it again! | 1.3575 | 0.04531 | 207 | 153 | 34 | 20 |
538 | Now we know what was next. | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 207 | 152 | 36 | 19 |
539 | Gladly. | 1.3575 | 0.04832 | 207 | 159 | 22 | 26 |
540 | This is why you should read before accepting the terms and conditions. | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
541 | Don’t worry, they aren’t carriers. | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
542 | For crying out loud! They’re just mosquitoes… Don’t get carried away! | 1.3571 | 0.04469 | 182 | 129 | 41 | 12 |
543 | I told you Gary Larson was drawing again! | 1.3571 | 0.04400 | 182 | 128 | 43 | 11 |
544 | She doesn't cook or do windows. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
545 | I told you we should avoid Minnesota in the summer." " | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
546 | As long as you're up, get me a beer. | 1.3561 | 0.04455 | 205 | 150 | 37 | 18 |
547 | That does it. I'm cancelling our timeshare. | 1.3561 | 0.04346 | 205 | 148 | 41 | 16 |
548 | Let’s go in soon, it’s getting a little buggy out. | 1.3561 | 0.04121 | 205 | 144 | 49 | 12 |
549 | As your boyfriend, I also suck. | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
550 | Is it too late to start taking climate change seriously? | 1.3561 | 0.04062 | 205 | 143 | 51 | 11 |
551 | Still anti-vacs? | 1.3561 | 0.04062 | 205 | 143 | 51 | 11 |
552 | See, I told you there were only a couple mosquitoes! | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
553 | This is why I didn't want to vacation at Jurassic Park | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
554 | Relax. Only the females bite. | 1.3561 | 0.04346 | 205 | 148 | 41 | 16 |
555 | At least they won't fit in your ear. | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
556 | They promised me immunity and you get to be a Queen! | 1.3561 | 0.04401 | 205 | 149 | 39 | 17 |
557 | I told you that organic bug spray was too weak | 1.3561 | 0.04121 | 205 | 144 | 49 | 12 |
558 | Alexa, buy more citronella! | 1.3561 | 0.04121 | 205 | 144 | 49 | 12 |
559 | This is why I don't use natural bug spray. | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
560 | on second thought, maybe there not more frightened of you | 1.3561 | 0.04346 | 205 | 148 | 41 | 16 |
561 | There’s a reason I use DEET and not essential oils. | 1.3561 | 0.03881 | 205 | 145 | 50 | 10 |
562 | Are they the ones that treat their queen really well? | 1.3561 | 0.03881 | 205 | 140 | 57 | 8 |
563 | Another unfortunate result of climate change. | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
564 | Trust me honey, this is best case scenario for 2020 | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
565 | Try injecting bleach. | 1.3561 | 0.04346 | 205 | 148 | 41 | 16 |
566 | Wait, what's your Google passcode?! | 1.3557 | 0.04399 | 194 | 139 | 41 | 14 |
567 | Gigantic mosquitos kidnapping my wife...2020 stays undefeated | 1.3547 | 0.04026 | 203 | 141 | 52 | 10 |
568 | All I said was, "I wish I had a Bloody Mary." | 1.3547 | 0.04430 | 203 | 148 | 38 | 17 |
569 | They're the lesser known 'attempted murder hornets'" | 1.3547 | 0.04204 | 203 | 144 | 46 | 13 |
570 | Stay calm and play dead. | 1.3547 | 0.04145 | 203 | 143 | 48 | 12 |
571 | I dunno. The bugs don't seem so bad to me this year. | 1.3547 | 0.04145 | 203 | 143 | 48 | 12 |
572 | Looks like the government's mosquito genetic sterilization program may have unintended effects | 1.3547 | 0.04086 | 203 | 142 | 50 | 11 |
573 | I'm not panicking because 2020 has given me PERSPECTIVE, Mary! | 1.3547 | 0.04204 | 203 | 144 | 46 | 13 |
574 | Kids, put your mother down.. | 1.3547 | 0.04856 | 172 | 126 | 31 | 15 |
575 | Well, we are an invasive species. | 1.3532 | 0.04171 | 201 | 142 | 47 | 12 |
576 | Agreed - the silver lining isn't jumping out at me, either. | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
577 | Sorry dear, I spoke too soon. Looks like 2020 could get worse after all. | 1.3532 | 0.04171 | 201 | 142 | 47 | 12 |
578 | Just play dead. You'll be fine. | 1.3532 | 0.04110 | 201 | 141 | 49 | 11 |
579 | I told you to not involve lawyers in our divorce! | 1.3532 | 0.04514 | 201 | 148 | 35 | 18 |
580 | Yeah but the bug repellent is more dangerous than the bugs. | 1.3532 | 0.04459 | 201 | 147 | 37 | 17 |
581 | Things will be even worse if the Democrats win. | 1.3532 | 0.04403 | 201 | 146 | 39 | 16 |
582 | Really, global warming is a figment of your imagination. | 1.3532 | 0.04171 | 201 | 142 | 47 | 12 |
583 | This is why you can't have a staycation in Florida. | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
584 | For what it’s worth, I’ve heard they never actually eat you alive. | 1.3532 | 0.04459 | 201 | 147 | 37 | 17 |
585 | I'm sorry, honey - when we bought the house I swear they promised to drain the swamp! | 1.3532 | 0.04459 | 201 | 147 | 37 | 17 |
586 | You're the one that wanted to move to the burbs | 1.3532 | 0.04230 | 201 | 143 | 45 | 13 |
587 | Wow. Guess you weren’t exaggerating this time, Karen. | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
588 | I told you the ‘natural’ bug spray doesn’t work | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
589 | Hon? I think you lost a flip flop. | 1.3520 | 0.04480 | 196 | 143 | 37 | 16 |
590 | Welcome to Florida. | 1.3520 | 0.04480 | 196 | 143 | 37 | 16 |
591 | This won't even make the news. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
592 | It's not quite the Rapture I was envisioning. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
593 | Now tell me climate change’s not real | 1.3520 | 0.04538 | 196 | 144 | 35 | 17 |
594 | Oops, you forgot your shoe. | 1.3520 | 0.04362 | 196 | 141 | 41 | 14 |
595 | I know the blood bank is desperate, but a sting operation seems excessive. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
596 | You wanted to get back to nature. | 1.3520 | 0.04178 | 196 | 138 | 47 | 11 |
597 | Are you sure eHarmony knew what kind of W.A.S.P. you meant?!! | 1.3520 | 0.04538 | 196 | 144 | 35 | 17 |
598 | We need bigger citronella torches, dear | 1.3520 | 0.04240 | 196 | 139 | 45 | 12 |
599 | It seems 2020 wasn't Kafkaesque enough already. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
600 | I guess this Chernobyl wildlife tour was a bad idea. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
601 | Like I told you, everything in Texas is bigger. | 1.3520 | 0.04362 | 196 | 141 | 41 | 14 |
602 | Wow, didn't Al Gore say that this probably wouldn't start until around 2030? | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
603 | Looks like Bill Gates still hasn't cured malaria yet. | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
604 | I know I should be shocked, but I’m just not. | 1.3520 | 0.04595 | 196 | 145 | 33 | 18 |
605 | Goddammit, Elena, is it always about you? | 1.3518 | 0.04073 | 199 | 139 | 50 | 10 |
606 | And to think I assumed those mosquito state bird T-shirts were a joke. | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
607 | You said you wanted to be queen for a day. | 1.3518 | 0.04431 | 199 | 145 | 38 | 16 |
608 | They're Amazon's new complaint drones, Myra. | 1.3518 | 0.04545 | 199 | 147 | 34 | 18 |
609 | It seems The 'Media's killer wasp reports are not more 'fake news' as you assumed, Laura. | 1.3518 | 0.04315 | 199 | 143 | 42 | 14 |
610 | Were bringing her back...she's just not our type! | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
611 | Yeah, it's weird. Mosquitos just don't bother me. | 1.3518 | 0.04073 | 199 | 139 | 50 | 10 |
612 | Huh, I guess you're right: they do like you more than me. | 1.3518 | 0.04315 | 199 | 143 | 42 | 14 |
613 | The good news is this won’t be the worst thing that happens in 2020. | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
614 | I know you hate I told you so's, but should I call the exterminator NOW? | 1.3505 | 0.04204 | 194 | 137 | 46 | 11 |
615 | Now I understand what you meant by “you will get eaten alive by mosquitos”. | 1.3505 | 0.04329 | 194 | 139 | 42 | 13 |
616 | So now do you believe in the growth hormone I've been developing in the garage? | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
617 | They did tell us that the next mutation could be even worse. | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
618 | I thought we exhausted our list of what more could possibly go wrong. | 1.3505 | 0.04140 | 194 | 136 | 48 | 10 |
619 | You sound like your mother. | 1.3500 | 0.04693 | 180 | 132 | 33 | 15 |
620 | Perhaps republicans aren’t the biggest bloodsuckers after all. | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
621 | And they said genetic modification wouldn't have a downside. | 1.3500 | 0.04490 | 180 | 129 | 39 | 12 |
622 | Try telling them you've tested positive for covid! | 1.3490 | 0.04481 | 192 | 140 | 37 | 15 |
623 | Tell everybody you were kidnapped by aliens. It's more believable. | 1.3490 | 0.04357 | 192 | 138 | 41 | 13 |
624 | I’m so buzzed you won’t believe what I think I’m seeing. | 1.3490 | 0.04230 | 192 | 136 | 45 | 11 |
625 | Just ignore them Susan. If you don't bother them, they won't bother you. | 1.3490 | 0.04230 | 192 | 136 | 45 | 11 |
626 | I pleaded for repellant, you said ‘don’t get carried away’, who’s overreacting now? | 1.3490 | 0.04294 | 192 | 140 | 39 | 13 |
627 | And you were worried about murder hornets! | 1.3490 | 0.04294 | 192 | 137 | 43 | 12 |
628 | They never bother me. I don't know why you make such a big thing about it. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
629 | Wait ‘til the conspiracy theorists get a hold of this one... | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
630 | It was a mistake to call you honey. | 1.3474 | 0.04511 | 190 | 139 | 36 | 15 |
631 | If you ignore them, they usually just go away. | 1.3474 | 0.04124 | 190 | 135 | 45 | 10 |
632 | Just give them the damned flip flops. | 1.3474 | 0.04511 | 190 | 139 | 36 | 15 |
633 | Aggressive little bastards, aren't they? | 1.3474 | 0.04257 | 190 | 135 | 44 | 11 |
634 | Honey, before you leave - can you tell me where you put the bug spray? | 1.3474 | 0.04124 | 190 | 133 | 48 | 9 |
635 | Hey... it wasn't My idea to vacation in Chernobyl. | 1.3474 | 0.04572 | 190 | 140 | 34 | 16 |
636 | How many times do I have to tell you, if you just sit still they don’t bother you. | 1.3474 | 0.04056 | 190 | 132 | 50 | 8 |
637 | Oh please, they're just mosquitos, honey--they're not going to kill you. | 1.3474 | 0.04191 | 190 | 134 | 46 | 10 |
638 | Please tell me I'm not your 'emergency contact... | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 41 | 12 |
639 | Well, your profile says you want to hang out with interesting WASPs. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
640 | despite my advise, you insisted on using miracle grow | 1.3457 | 0.04479 | 188 | 137 | 37 | 14 |
641 | Swatting has consequences. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
642 | There’s so much buzz about “climate catastrophes” but I just don’t see the evidence. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
643 | I mean, it’s not ideal. | 1.3444 | 0.04338 | 180 | 128 | 42 | 10 |
644 | If you think this is bad, you should see the mosquitoes back home... | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
645 | You never listen, Doris. I told you you were getting carried away. | 1.3441 | 0.04379 | 186 | 134 | 40 | 12 |
646 | So much for getting more for your real estate dollar near Three Mile Island! | 1.3441 | 0.04699 | 186 | 139 | 30 | 17 |
647 | Yeah...but there's not as many. | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
648 | don't show fear; remember, they're more afraid of us than we are of them | 1.3441 | 0.03961 | 186 | 128 | 52 | 6 |
649 | Don’t worry. I know how to use the microwave. | 1.3441 | 0.04379 | 186 | 134 | 40 | 12 |
650 | At least it isn't Covid-19. | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
651 | Wow, Amazon’s drones are really giving Uber some competition. | 1.3441 | 0.04312 | 186 | 133 | 42 | 11 |
652 | Well I guess that settles it. A trial separation it is. | 1.3441 | 0.04510 | 186 | 136 | 36 | 14 |
653 | Relax, don’t be such a buzzkill. | 1.3441 | 0.04379 | 186 | 134 | 40 | 12 |
654 | Wow, you’re right. Mosquitos really do love you. | 1.3441 | 0.04175 | 186 | 131 | 46 | 9 |
655 | If it were any other year, I’d struggle. | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
656 | I thought you were on the no fly list | 1.3424 | 0.04733 | 184 | 138 | 29 | 17 |
657 | You probably won’t believe this, the latin translation for Mosquito: little fly? | 1.3424 | 0.04340 | 184 | 132 | 41 | 11 |
658 | Wow. What a buzz kill. | 1.3424 | 0.04340 | 184 | 132 | 41 | 11 |
659 | I can't wait to see how you Instagram THIS. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
660 | Usually the little ones are more annoying. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
661 | I warned you, Monica, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you keep talking about giant mosquito abductions, eventually, it'll happen. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
662 | You said you wanted a yellow jacket. I had to guess at the size. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
663 | Of course they're locusts. It's 2020, and we've already had the floods, the fires and a pandemic. | 1.3407 | 0.04639 | 182 | 135 | 32 | 15 |
664 | Did you even look at the can??!? You sprayed "On!" | 1.3407 | 0.04704 | 182 | 136 | 30 | 16 |
665 | I don't think 'buzz off' was an appropriate response. | 1.3407 | 0.04573 | 182 | 134 | 34 | 14 |
666 | This is so 2020. | 1.3407 | 0.04704 | 182 | 136 | 30 | 16 |
667 | Too big to eat here. Let's take her home for the kids. | 1.3407 | 0.04438 | 182 | 132 | 38 | 12 |
668 | I did call the exterminator! He comes tomorrow, | 1.3407 | 0.04573 | 182 | 134 | 34 | 14 |
669 | I told you you had to reapply. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
670 | Funny how then never seem to bother me. | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 159 | 114 | 36 | 9 |
671 | Youre right! Everything IS bigger in Texas! | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
672 | It's 2020. You had to see this coming. | 1.3389 | 0.04672 | 180 | 134 | 31 | 15 |
673 | Try telling them "No means no". | 1.3389 | 0.04398 | 180 | 130 | 39 | 11 |
674 | I told you my divorce attorneys would be out for blood. | 1.3389 | 0.04255 | 180 | 128 | 43 | 9 |
675 | They lose interest if you play dead. | 1.3389 | 0.04398 | 180 | 130 | 39 | 11 |
676 | I told you that you were using too many buzzwords! | 1.3389 | 0.04537 | 180 | 132 | 35 | 13 |
677 | The post office's new delivery system seems to have some bugs. | 1.3389 | 0.04398 | 180 | 130 | 39 | 11 |
678 | Does this mean I need to make my own gin and tonic? | 1.3389 | 0.04398 | 180 | 136 | 30 | 14 |
679 | I’m sorry honey, but they made me an offer I couldn’t refuse!” | 1.3389 | 0.04468 | 180 | 131 | 37 | 12 |
680 | Don't worry, I think this is all just a hoax. | 1.3389 | 0.04605 | 180 | 133 | 33 | 14 |
681 | What did you expect? Locusts? | 1.3389 | 0.04468 | 180 | 131 | 37 | 12 |
682 | Honey, can you pass me the bug spray? | 1.3389 | 0.04327 | 180 | 129 | 41 | 10 |
683 | This is Trump & Mitch attempting to take away woman's rights to control her own body, while the robot Republicans of the Senate look on helplessly, with mouth open and mind closed. | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
684 | The spray was for murder hornets, not kidnap mosquitos | 1.3371 | 0.04356 | 178 | 128 | 40 | 10 |
685 | Turns out releasing genetically altered mosquitoes was a bad idea. | 1.3371 | 0.04428 | 178 | 129 | 38 | 11 |
686 | I know the mosquitos have been getting bigger, but let’s not get carried away. | 1.3371 | 0.04773 | 178 | 134 | 28 | 16 |
687 | I see you met the Florida state birds! | 1.3371 | 0.04282 | 178 | 127 | 42 | 9 |
688 | I told you not to vote for him. | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
689 | I didn’t expect the vaccination initiative to be this aggressive. | 1.3355 | 0.05037 | 155 | 116 | 26 | 13 |
690 | I told you global warming would come back to bite us. | 1.3333 | 0.04339 | 174 | 125 | 40 | 9 |
691 | Don’t worry, they will just go away after the weather gets cool”. | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 130 | 36 | 11 |
692 | And you thought it couldn’t get any worse! | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 174 | 127 | 36 | 11 |
693 | So whose idea was it to move to Minnesota? | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 174 | 127 | 36 | 11 |
694 | Should I cancel your dental appointment for next week or wait to see what happens? | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
695 | Try not to frighten them | 1.3333 | 0.04262 | 174 | 124 | 42 | 8 |
696 | Something bugging you, honey? | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
697 | Yes, but have you seen how much an Uber costs out here? | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
698 | And yet, this is still not the worst thing to happen in 2020...! | 1.3333 | 0.04580 | 177 | 131 | 33 | 13 |
699 | I am NOT oblivious. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
700 | No guys the amazon package is over THERE | 1.3333 | 0.04635 | 174 | 129 | 32 | 13 |
701 | You have a bug on your shoulder | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
702 | Don't worry both are males and only females bite. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 174 | 127 | 36 | 11 |
703 | Ok, Ok, so I bought the cheap repellent...big deal. | 1.3333 | 0.04183 | 174 | 123 | 44 | 7 |
704 | Your father owns a blood bank. You're more valuable to them alive. | 1.3333 | 0.04580 | 177 | 131 | 33 | 13 |
705 | This park sure has changed since when I was a kid.” | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
706 | Ah.. does this mean I'm cooking dinner tonight? | 1.3333 | 0.04718 | 177 | 133 | 29 | 15 |
707 | Living in prehistoric times may have its drawbacks, but it sure beats 2020. | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
708 | Let be honest, this date was going no where anyway | 1.3333 | 0.04676 | 168 | 124 | 32 | 12 |
709 | See, honey? I told you you were attractive! | 1.3315 | 0.04270 | 178 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
710 | Did I mention I had the most extraordinary dream last night? | 1.3314 | 0.04683 | 175 | 131 | 30 | 14 |
711 | At least you get to leave the yard. | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
712 | Just turn them over and rub their bellies. Oh, wait, that's for alligators. | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
713 | Shall I wait up for you? | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
714 | wow! the Red Cross is getting a tad aggressive in their blood donor recruitment drive | 1.3314 | 0.04683 | 175 | 131 | 30 | 14 |
715 | I called UBER, did you call LYFT? | 1.3314 | 0.04683 | 175 | 131 | 30 | 14 |
716 | You know, for some reason they just don't bother me. | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
717 | So this is what happens to the environment when we stop living for six months | 1.3314 | 0.04753 | 175 | 132 | 28 | 15 |
718 | Don't worry about the chair. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
719 | I usually wait until they bite me—then smack them. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
720 | You shouldn't have swatted their children. | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
721 | See? I told you this would happen if we turned the porch light off. | 1.3314 | 0.04368 | 172 | 124 | 39 | 9 |
722 | I told you that natural stuff never works. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
723 | Trust me, they just want to play. | 1.3314 | 0.04669 | 172 | 128 | 31 | 13 |
724 | Always B Positive. | 1.3314 | 0.04368 | 172 | 124 | 39 | 9 |
725 | Hey, tell them you have the right to bare arms. | 1.3314 | 0.04669 | 172 | 128 | 31 | 13 |
726 | I never get bit. | 1.3314 | 0.04289 | 172 | 123 | 41 | 8 |
727 | Don’t get up, I’ll grab a citronella candle... | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
728 | Don't get carried away. They're only mosquitos. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
729 | I think we're done here. My drones will take you home. | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
730 | So Amazon doesn't just deliver? | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
731 | Oh, so now you’re the one getting sucked dry in this marriage. | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
732 | That's strange. My bug spray seems to work. | 1.3314 | 0.04044 | 172 | 120 | 47 | 5 |
733 | Oh Oh. It looks like somebody bought you on Amazon. | 1.3314 | 0.04812 | 172 | 130 | 27 | 15 |
734 | It’s funny, mosquitoes never bother me | 1.3314 | 0.04669 | 172 | 128 | 31 | 13 |
735 | Don't worry. They're not carriers. | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
736 | I still say global warming is Fake News--this proves nothing! | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
737 | I think we need a bigger citronella candle. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
738 | And the year isn't over yet. | 1.3314 | 0.04209 | 172 | 122 | 43 | 7 |
739 | I know about you and the exterminator. | 1.3314 | 0.04812 | 172 | 130 | 27 | 15 |
740 | Just hang on until November, then we'll vote them out. | 1.3314 | 0.04368 | 172 | 124 | 39 | 9 |
741 | I think you missed spraying the repellant on your arms dear. | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
742 | I deal with lawyers all day too. | 1.3314 | 0.04812 | 172 | 130 | 27 | 15 |
743 | Mary had her doubts about moving to Alaska confirmed today. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
744 | This is the one with the antibodies | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
745 | If you had ignored them, they would have gone away on their own! | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
746 | Still think global warming doesn't affect you personally? | 1.3294 | 0.04153 | 170 | 127 | 34 | 9 |
747 | I told you we needed to pay the exterminator...but you wouldn't listen | 1.3294 | 0.04703 | 170 | 127 | 30 | 13 |
748 | I thought you said the mosquitoes out here were murder, not abduction. | 1.3294 | 0.04317 | 170 | 122 | 40 | 8 |
749 | NOW do you believe in global warming? | 1.3294 | 0.04397 | 170 | 123 | 38 | 9 |
750 | Wow! This is one first date I'll never forget! | 1.3294 | 0.04476 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
751 | They usually leave me alone. | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
752 | But you're the one who said, "why don't we rent a lake house in Minnesota this summer?". | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
753 | Only the females bite. Those are males, so you have nothing to worry about. | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
754 | Did you know mosquitoes can suck up to twice their...oh never mind. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
755 | It's a bummer of a side effect, but the good news is they can't produce offspring. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
756 | I guess they're a *little* bigger, but I don't see what all the buzz is about. | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
757 | In all honesty, they’re probably doing you a favor. | 1.3275 | 0.04376 | 171 | 124 | 38 | 9 |
758 | You bugging out? | 1.3274 | 0.05955 | 113 | 86 | 17 | 10 |
759 | So, this is probably the end of deet-free since '93, huh? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
760 | They really aren’t THAT bad; I mean, I haven’t been bitten once! | 1.3269 | 0.04184 | 156 | 111 | 40 | 5 |
761 | Why is it every time we have an discussion you get carried away ? | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
762 | Sorry, but it's not often we find an option that's vegan AND gluten-free. | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
763 | You were closer than six feet, Eleanor. I warned you there would be consequences. “I warned you. | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
764 | I swear, these citronella candles are useless. | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
765 | You're getting carried away by your conspiracy theories. | 1.3253 | 0.04028 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
766 | Whats's our Netflix password? | 1.3253 | 0.04539 | 166 | 122 | 34 | 10 |
767 | I am NOT "mansplaining"! I just happen to have an M.F.A. in Cinema Studies from N.Y.U. and happened to write my thesis on how the cinematic trope of the "woman in jeopardy" is far less effective when the genders are reversed. Which is why... | 1.3253 | 0.04850 | 166 | 126 | 26 | 14 |
768 | Surely you knew there would be pestilence too. | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
769 | When they bring you back, could you put dinner on? | 1.3253 | 0.04458 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
770 | Nah, those aren't Murder Hornets. They're only Misdemeanor Mosquitoes. | 1.3253 | 0.04774 | 166 | 125 | 28 | 13 |
771 | On a positive note, the bear repellant is working great! | 1.3253 | 0.04539 | 166 | 122 | 34 | 10 |
772 | As a rule, I never bring them out on a first date, but I feel a connection between us. | 1.3253 | 0.04619 | 166 | 123 | 32 | 11 |
773 | I’m telling you, it’s the vaccines! | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
774 | Whoa be careful Becky! I hear those things carry disease | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
775 | Honey, I know this is a serious situation but in the interest of full disclosure: I've got the weirdest boner right now... | 1.3232 | 0.06393 | 99 | 76 | 14 | 9 |
776 | That reminds me. It’s time for our flu shots. | 1.3232 | 0.04232 | 164 | 117 | 41 | 6 |
777 | Jeff Goldberg needs to see you right away. | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
778 | Have you tried lavender oil? | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
779 | Yea, they never seem to bother me. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
780 | Just remain calm, honey. I am more afraid of them than they are of you. | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
781 | It was this or the Jersey Shore. | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
782 | I know, I said there are only a couple of mosquitos, but I forgot to mention the specifics. | 1.3210 | 0.04168 | 162 | 115 | 42 | 5 |
783 | Don't worry- I installed GPS Tracker on your phone. | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
784 | I don't know why they never bother me. | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
785 | I thought it'd be, like, locusts. | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
786 | I don't think you will have to worry about the Covid virus any more! | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
787 | Remember, they're more scared of you than you are of them. | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
788 | They are not wearing masks. | 1.3210 | 0.04687 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
789 | Uh, do you want your flip flop? | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
790 | Play dead like you do in bed. | 1.3210 | 0.05080 | 162 | 126 | 20 | 16 |
791 | Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
792 | We need to exterminate those humans - they spread too many diseases. | 1.3188 | 0.04886 | 160 | 122 | 25 | 13 |
793 | I told you we shouldn’t move to Minnesota. | 1.3188 | 0.04287 | 160 | 115 | 39 | 6 |
794 | It probably has something to do with global warming. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
795 | You'll live like a queen 'til the sacrifice. | 1.3188 | 0.04886 | 160 | 122 | 25 | 13 |
796 | And I thought wearing masks would bug us. | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
797 | It’s best not to scratch the bites. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
798 | So delicious after they've eaten garlic bread | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
799 | I'm sure things'll improve in 2021... | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
800 | I don’t know-they just like you more than me. | 1.3188 | 0.04287 | 160 | 115 | 39 | 6 |
801 | Don't complain you always wanted to be treated like a queen | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
802 | I guess we figured out what’s for dinner. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
803 | Well, it is Texas. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
804 | While you’re up, can you grab me the bug spray? | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
805 | Quit complaining! You're the one who didn't want the Off! | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
806 | Call it mansplaining if you will but, actually, only the female mosquitoes feed on blood. | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
807 | Zika is so last year, Mary. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
808 | It was only a matter of time Karen | 1.3188 | 0.04966 | 160 | 123 | 23 | 14 |
809 | Amazon's technology is really advanced; picking up as well as delivering | 1.3182 | 0.05303 | 132 | 100 | 22 | 10 |
810 | She's too good for you, Jerry. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
811 | Did you write down the Netflix password? | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
812 | At least they're fewer this year. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
813 | Guys, put her down. I'll make us some actual Bloody Marys. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
814 | You are so distracted lately, I feel like you aren’t listening to me. | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
815 | When you said you heard a drone, I thought your Amazon order had arrived. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
816 | How many times have I told you to use repellent until there is a vaccine? | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
817 | I told you not to use pumpkin spice repellent. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
818 | I would do something, but you know I'm allergic. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
819 | It's Florida and it's 2020. | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
820 | No, it's definitely your turn. | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
821 | Don’t worry, babe. I heard these Jurassic Mosquitoes are just a hoax. | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
822 | Quick...toss me the car keys! | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
823 | On the bright side, I’ve seen only a couple of mosquitos this whole summer. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
824 | You’re the blood donor, not me. | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
825 | Don't look at me. You're the one who said this year couldn't get any weirder | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
826 | Quick, throw me the car keys. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
827 | Congratulations on your selection for the Phase 3 vaccine trial. | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
828 | Well, this proves it- I'm wearing lavender oil and having no problem! | 1.3165 | 0.04123 | 158 | 112 | 42 | 4 |
829 | Yes the swarm is harmful, and we should all be safely inside, but some of us need to celebrate our freedom. | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
830 | But what'll I have for dinner tonight? | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
831 | I think you're getting carried away, Karen. | 1.3165 | 0.04315 | 158 | 114 | 38 | 6 |
832 | They’re right- the mosquitos are really bad this year. | 1.3165 | 0.04315 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
833 | I don’t think the citronella candle is working. | 1.3161 | 0.04366 | 155 | 112 | 37 | 6 |
834 | Let's not overreact. There are bigger problems out there. | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
835 | Don't worry, I'll get you a WASP lawyer to fight this sting operation. | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
836 | Let's play it out. Think book deal, like the kid who went to heaven. | 1.3161 | 0.04461 | 155 | 113 | 35 | 7 |
837 | I mean, really, who didn't see that coming? | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
838 | Don’t forget your flip flop! | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
839 | It's not that I don't care, dear. It's just so hard these days to tell when the LSD has kicked in. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
840 | I told you not to put that anti-Trump sign on the lawn! | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
841 | Now will you admit that DEET is better than citronella? | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
842 | You're so lucky. 2020 is almost over for you. | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
843 | Don't worry . . . I've got some left over hydroxychloroquine. | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
844 | Well, I'm terrified but I can't say I'm surprised. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
845 | Don't panic. President assures us reports of gigantic flying insects killing people by the hundreds of thousands? Fake news. | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
846 | I told you you were overdosing on Kafka! | 1.3161 | 0.05158 | 155 | 121 | 19 | 15 |
847 | Look at it this way, at least they’re not murder hornets. | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
848 | Well, you asked to be treated like a queen. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
849 | I'll tell your book club you're busy with environmental issues. | 1.3161 | 0.04461 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
850 | Should I start dinner without you? | 1.3161 | 0.04993 | 155 | 119 | 23 | 13 |
851 | Well, actually, they're mosquitoes. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
852 | Huh, they never bother me. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
853 | , “funny, but they don’t bother me at all, just try not to think about it.” | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
854 | I would help you, but for two reasons: I am a product of a spineless generation, and there are just too many implications to consider | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
855 | Be careful! That chair's an antique. | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
856 | ”Diane, even the receipt says two large MOJITOS! | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
857 | From where I sit you're getting a little bit carried away. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
858 | Why do you have to turn every minor annoyance into such a big deal? | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
859 | Haven't you heard about the latest plague of 2020? These are the hostage hornets. | 1.3137 | 0.05119 | 153 | 119 | 20 | 14 |
860 | Maybe we shouldn't visit Chernobyl in the summer. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
861 | Don't worry. Mosquitos don't carry COVID-19. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
862 | I’d like to help you but I’m totally drained. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
863 | I begged you not to put out that Biden sign. | 1.3137 | 0.05034 | 153 | 118 | 22 | 13 |
864 | Total buzzkill. | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
865 | I sold you to the Mosquito King. | 1.3137 | 0.05034 | 153 | 118 | 22 | 13 |
866 | With everything that"s going on today,I doubt this will even make the news, | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
867 | That's the one drawback of having type O blood. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
868 | I warned you not to download the buzzfeed app | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
869 | I’d turn on the bug zapper, but they’ve asked we not use heavy appliances during the heat wave. | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
870 | Could you ask them to pollinate the cucumbers before they go? | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
871 | relax ! The doctor said the vaccine hallucinations will wear of in 6 - 10 hours | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
872 | Divorce lawyers in their natural habitat | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
873 | Their buzzing sound is quite annoying, isn't it? | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
874 | You know, my therapist said it’s best to not fight change. | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
875 | honey, your flip-flop | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
876 | If you don't enjoy my company anymore just say so, Susan. There's no need for theatrics. | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
877 | This wasn’t the buzz I thought I’d get on a second date. | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
878 | Wait! Deborah! What’s the Netflix password? | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
879 | I would have sworn the locals were exaggerating about the size of the mosquitoes. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
880 | Did someone order you from Amazon? | 1.3113 | 0.04325 | 151 | 119 | 22 | 10 |
881 | We're arresting you for the murder of thousands of innocent mosqutos | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
882 | Just in case you don’t make it back before dinner, what wine should I uncork? | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
883 | They're female, can I watch? | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
884 | Sorry babe. I don't like them as insects per se, but I like their policies. | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
885 | Well this is a real buzzkill | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
886 | So no second date? | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
887 | ... and here we thought Trump was our biggest problem. | 1.3113 | 0.04899 | 151 | 115 | 25 | 11 |
888 | Would you rather go indoors, Wendy? | 1.3113 | 0.04325 | 151 | 109 | 37 | 5 |
889 | Don't worry, that species is not infectious. | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
890 | Fine – I'm sorry I used the last of the bug spray. Ok? | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
891 | I warned you not to sign that blood-donor pledge. | 1.3113 | 0.04989 | 151 | 116 | 23 | 12 |
892 | I’ve been trying to tell you the neighbors suck. | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
893 | Oh my God I have to film this. | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
894 | Still want to grab a bite later? | 1.3113 | 0.04426 | 151 | 110 | 35 | 6 |
895 | It was at that moment Joe regretted not packing the bug spray. | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
896 | Gosh, Jan. So you get a couple of bites. Don’t get carried away. | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
897 | Maybe try explaining to them that your insect repellant is DEET-free but just as effective. | 1.3097 | 0.04892 | 155 | 119 | 24 | 12 |
898 | I don’t remember the mosquitoes being this bad. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
899 | Don't worry, they're males. They roughhouse a little, but only the females bite. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
900 | No, I did NOT hire them... | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
901 | Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse! | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
902 | Just another typical day in the pandemic-killer-wasp wasteland... | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
903 | I thought Trump was supposed to drain the swamp... But now the bugs are bigger than ever. | 1.3087 | 0.05030 | 149 | 115 | 22 | 12 |
904 | You were the one who insisted on moving to New Jersey! | 1.3087 | 0.04354 | 149 | 108 | 36 | 5 |
905 | It’s all the CO2 you’re breathing out. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
906 | Let's rent a place at the Jersey Shore," you said | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
907 | No worries, they're merely "rough you up a bit' hornets | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
908 | Well actually male mosquitos don't feed on blood, so I think you're overreacting. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
909 | Ordinarily, I'd be surprised. But hey..2020, so.... | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
910 | I warned you not to get too carried away by your acceptance to that exclusive W.A.S.P. garden club. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
911 | The brochure said the mosquitos were bad here but oh no, you said we could handle it. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
912 | They must be Republicans. | 1.3087 | 0.04248 | 149 | 119 | 21 | 9 |
913 | Remember last summer when we were inundated with no-see-ums. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
914 | Stay calm, they're more afraid of you than you're afraid of them. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
915 | Want me to look for that citronella candle, hon? | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
916 | It's 2020! | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
917 | They've ALWAYS liked you best. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
918 | You probably thought I was kidding about the mosquitoes here in Maine. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
919 | You're under arrest for over 1,000 counts of insecticide. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
920 | Covid 20. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
921 | I guess you were right about the killer mosquitoes. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
922 | And yet I seem never to get bit. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
923 | Trust me, they know you got a PhD in Entomology. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
924 | I warned you not to say anything negative about Bill Barr. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
925 | Don't act so shocked. It's 2020, babe. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
926 | Did I tell you Alaska's state bird is the mosquito? | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
927 | They’re more scared of you than you are of them. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
928 | Don't worry. The big ones don't carry West Nile, Zika, Malaria, Dengue or Chikungunya. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
929 | I guess we have an answer to which repellent works best. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
930 | We all knew 2020 was going to end this way. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
931 | You'll be fine. They're males. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
932 | So what do you want me to do? | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
933 | Man that is going to itch!!! | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
934 | If I had to guess, I’d say Trump’s ‘Operation Warp Speed’ program to deliver a Nov. 3rd Covid-19 vaccine just took a wrong turn. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
935 | You always get so carried away..! | 1.3087 | 0.04354 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
936 | You should see the ones from New Jersey. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
937 | They’re after anti-vaxxers! | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
938 | Forget it, Jane, it's Minnesota. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
939 | The mosquitos are really bad this year, huh? | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
940 | You’re under arrest for killing a little mosquito last night with those sandals. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
941 | This is what happens when you ask what else could go wrong in 2020. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
942 | The contact tracers are here. See you in two weeks! | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
943 | Just had to move to Texas, didn’t you? | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
944 | 2020 REALLY bites... | 1.3087 | 0.05030 | 149 | 115 | 22 | 12 |
945 | Babe, I know your essential oil repellant is organic, cold-pressed, and handmade in small batches, but I’m just not sure it’s actually doing anything. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
946 | Man... 2020 just keeps finding new ways to suck. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
947 | We’re gonna need a bigger swatter. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
948 | Hey, at least the Giant Mosquitoes wiped out the Murder Hornets..." | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
949 | Don't worry, they're not real, they are drones. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
950 | How's that 'essential oil insect repellent' working out for you? | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
951 | Still think all natural repellents are safer? | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
952 | Hey, YOU wanted to vacation in Minnesota. | 1.3067 | 0.04329 | 150 | 109 | 36 | 5 |
953 | Don't worry -- it's just a hoax. | 1.3067 | 0.05090 | 150 | 117 | 20 | 13 |
954 | I'm not sure how I'm at fault but I apologize. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
955 | I told you the season wasn't over yet | 1.3067 | 0.04329 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
956 | Hey, wait a minute! Do you have my keys? | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
957 | You’re lucky. There’s usually more mosquitoes this time of day. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
958 | The discount sprays almost never work. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
959 | I told you not to worry about the bears! | 1.3067 | 0.04225 | 150 | 108 | 38 | 4 |
960 | You were right! That wasn't a buzz saw that we just heard. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
961 | So sorry, Dee, but none of this would be necessary if you had just signed the prenup. | 1.3067 | 0.04225 | 150 | 108 | 38 | 4 |
962 | Wait, your facemask! | 1.3067 | 0.04329 | 150 | 109 | 36 | 5 |
963 | It's not all bad - you'll get to be a queen. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
964 | Wow. You always have to find SOMETHING to complain about, don't you? | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
965 | They're quite harmless unless you scream. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
966 | I'll let your folks know we won't be joining them for dinner. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
967 | That’s what they meant by “Jurassic Getaways.” | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
968 | Bargain brand repellent? | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
969 | Really, David? The divorce papers would’ve sufficed. | 1.3067 | 0.05001 | 150 | 116 | 22 | 12 |
970 | Well, Honey, it makes sense...floods, fires, hurricanes and now pestilence. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
971 | I haven’t paid Amazon since the pandemic began. These are their repo drones. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
972 | Are you sure that was mosquito repellant? | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
973 | Many find me repellent but I guess it has its upside. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
974 | If my phone wasn't in the car I'd help you by recording this. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
975 | Quick, tell me your password! | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
976 | See...Me and the mosquitoes, we have an understanding. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
977 | Well, you did say the buzzword... | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
978 | I'll give the swat team a ring. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
979 | So much for the all-natural, organic, homeopathic insect repellent. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
980 | My bad. They just sounded like drones. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
981 | I guess I'm lucky. The bugs seem to never bother me. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
982 | Let them suck the blood out of you like you sucked the happiness out of my life, Susan | 1.3067 | 0.05090 | 150 | 117 | 20 | 13 |
983 | Carry-out dining is all the rage these days. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
984 | that's what you get when you use off brand repellent | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
985 | This is why I wanted to sit inside. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
986 | And you laughed at my ‘nature is healing’ hashtag. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
987 | Wait, was I supposed to do the garden treatment this year? | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
988 | 'Youre right. Maybe I do read too much....the only word I can think of right now is kafkaesque.' | 1.3067 | 0.05001 | 150 | 116 | 22 | 12 |
989 | They're only attacking 50% of us | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
990 | Yeah. I ordered a drone pick-up. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
991 | I don't know...They just don't seem to like me. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
992 | So much for the Deet-free bug spray. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
993 | You were all too excited to be a ‘universal donor’ before. | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
994 | Phyllis, I tried to warn you about the knock-off Off. | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
995 | Mosquitoes are eating us alive this year. | 1.3061 | 0.05073 | 147 | 114 | 21 | 12 |
996 | And you said don't get carried away with the bug spray. | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
997 | What did you expect after you swatted their baby? | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
998 | I think the mushrooms have finally kicked in. | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
999 | You laughed when I insisted on getting shots. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1000 | Remember: Tap don’t scratch | 1.3051 | 0.05710 | 118 | 92 | 16 | 10 |
1001 | Mosquitoes have never done that to me before | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1002 | See? I told you. They just don’t bother me. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1003 | Well, Linda, it looks like you won the disaster prediction pool, but I’d say it’s something of a bittersweet victory | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
1004 | Yup this one right here, she’s the one who squished Carol... left Dean to take care of 2000 babies on his own. | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
1005 | Oh good, it is just Zika. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1006 | I'll call the cops, but what should I tell 'em? | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1007 | I told you they’re immune to citronella. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1008 | No, no, I'm sure I ordered "two giant MOJITOS." | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1009 | Remind me to pick up some mosquito netting tomorrow. | 1.3007 | 0.04330 | 143 | 104 | 35 | 4 |
1010 | You’re more their type. | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1011 | It really bugs me when you get carried away." | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1012 | You're getting completely carried away again! | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1013 | Are you surprised? This is 2020. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1014 | Why don't your parents ever call first? | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1015 | Guess you heard the latest buzz. | 1.3007 | 0.05160 | 143 | 112 | 19 | 12 |
1016 | Honey, what's for dinner? | 1.3007 | 0.05160 | 143 | 112 | 19 | 12 |
1017 | I'm glad I'm not their type. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1018 | 2020 sucks, right Frannie? | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1019 | They seem a bit more agressive this year, I think. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1020 | See, I'm NOT paranoid. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1021 | Uh...Transportation by drone will need to be refined a bit. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1022 | You probably shouldn't have said, "none of your beeswax, honey." | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1023 | The mosquitoes never seem to bother me | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1024 | What time does Timmy have to be at soccer. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1025 | Told you they'd get you if you wore flip-flops. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1026 | Maybe they're males--I hear they don't bite. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1027 | I'll get the giant Benadryl. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1028 | I told them you’re a great host. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1029 | It's so weird, they don't bother me at all. | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1030 | Surprisingly, this was not even the worst part of their first vacation as a couple. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1031 | I hear their buzz is worse than their bite. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1032 | Don't scratch it. | 1.3007 | 0.04330 | 143 | 104 | 35 | 4 |
1033 | I’m finding the bugs out here a little excessive. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1034 | Things just haven't been the same since dining out in public was banned. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1035 | Told you they will recognize us without the masks! | 1.3007 | 0.04330 | 143 | 104 | 35 | 4 |
1036 | Ha! They're even bigger in Texas. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1037 | Will you be back in time for dinner? | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1038 | Don't worry. Male mosquitoes don't suck blood." | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1039 | Hey when you come back can you bring some bug spray? I’m getting eaten alive out here. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1040 | At least there’s a breeze. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1041 | Did you know that mosquito is Spanish for "little fly". | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1042 | No, I ordered two jumbo mojitos. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1043 | Sorry, dear. I swatted their mother yesterday and had to make a deal. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1044 | The mosquitoes are bad this time of year", I said. "Put on insect repellent", I said. "Re-order the Citronella,", I said. You never listen, Diane.. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1045 | Every summer the mosquitos seem to get worse. | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1046 | Honey, looks like you’ve chosen Queen for the Day! | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1047 | You said we'd be safer outside. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1048 | I think we need something stronger than citronella candles. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1049 | Relax. They're aggressive only when you show fear--" | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1050 | One gives you a flu shot, the other your covid vaccine. Then they both drop off your mail-in ballot. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1051 | Just relax, they can sense fear. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1052 | Leave the city, you said. We will get COVID, you said. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1053 | Is it my imagination, or are the mosquitos getting bigger and bigger each year? | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1054 | Wait, let me get your mask. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1055 | Do you want me to light the citronella? | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1056 | I feel like you’re not really focused on us, Linda | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1057 | Don’t worry, those are males. It’s only the females that bite. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1058 | I thought you were being hyperbolic when you said your in-laws were bloodsucking parasites! | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1059 | You were right, the big ones do always go for you. | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1060 | Just ignore them and they won’t hurt you! | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1061 | Look I hate to be the guy that blames a woman for what she's wearing, but... | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1062 | Weren't they more subtle last season? | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1063 | They are just mosquitoes, don't get carried away. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1064 | He’s a Mosquito-doodle, he just wants affection. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1065 | You're just imagining it. The bugs are no worse than last year. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1066 | I'll never buy organic bug spray again. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1067 | Don't worry, they're crane flies. They look like large mosquitoes, but they don't bite. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1068 | You have pretty toes. | 1.2979 | 0.04240 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1069 | Ok, I get it. Maybe we should buy mosquito repellant. | 1.2979 | 0.04358 | 141 | 103 | 34 | 4 |
1070 | Sorry honey, but I think this will be quicker than a drawn out divorce. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1071 | What should I tell your mother? | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1072 | We really didn't think this through before we shrunk ourselves. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1073 | You don’t need to worry Honey, only the females bite. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1074 | It's the latest test to get FDA approval. Trust me,it's still more pleasant than the swab. | 1.2979 | 0.04358 | 141 | 103 | 34 | 4 |
1075 | Relax. I heard the giant Wuhan mosquitos are harmless. | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1076 | YOU wanted to visit Texas. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1077 | How’s that all-natural planet-friendly insect repellent you read about on GOOP working out for you? | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1078 | That hole in the screen door is a bit larger than I remembered! | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1079 | Everybody’s getting take out these days. | 1.2979 | 0.05205 | 141 | 111 | 18 | 12 |
1080 | I warned you to use the spray because the bugs were literally like giant mosquitoes. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1081 | I expected something like this would happen next. . . | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1082 | On the bright side, you'll have a great story for the grandkids. | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
1083 | Your turn. I gave last week. | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
1084 | West Nile virus is so 2019 | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1085 | Climate change; it's not just about weather anymore. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1086 | Repellent 0, perfune 1 | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1087 | huh... They never seem to go for me. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1088 | You and your organic insect repellent. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1089 | I warned you about leaving that water in the kiddie pond. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1090 | CDC’s plan to vaccinate 350 million Americans | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1091 | Everything's bigger in Texas | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1092 | Trust me, this year you’ll be better off wherever they take you. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1093 | But it said Mega-size Bug Repellent right on the bottle! | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1094 | Relax. There's no credible evidence they spread the virus. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1095 | It's 2020. What did you expect? | 1.2971 | 0.04531 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1096 | They’re actually delivery drones — probably just a programming error. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1097 | I warned you those Bermuda shorts would attract WASPs... | 1.2971 | 0.05185 | 138 | 108 | 19 | 11 |
1098 | Don’t worry, it’s the females you have to be afraid of. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1099 | Don’t struggle. We’re here to rescue you. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1100 | To think I almost chose that chair. Whew, that was close! | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1101 | Mother Natures response to climate change. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1102 | The good news is they will have you back in an hour. The bad news is you will feel a little drained. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1103 | You told the blood bank you weren't gonna donate, didn't you? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1104 | Thanks for the help, Greg, these tiny humans really disgust me. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1105 | She didn't mean it. She will vote for Trump. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1106 | Uber really isn't vetting its drivers as well as it used to. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1107 | I guess he hasn't heard of the BeeToo Movement. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1108 | Apollo, Zeus, down! They just love visitors. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1109 | No, because you said DEET makes you sneeze! | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1110 | I think we need to get a refund for the repellent. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1111 | Their bites only itch for a year. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1112 | I think we're in their seats | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1113 | Have you got your cell phone? | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1114 | Don’t worry. The president said they’ll disappear like a miracle soon. | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
1115 | Don't worry honey, these aren't the murder hornets. They are the kidnapping hornets | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1116 | Yeah, they're bad this time of year. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1117 | Move your foot and I'll go get the bug spray from the car. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1118 | I was just kidding when I said your parents were like a pair of blood sucking mosquitos. | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
1119 | I wouldn’t resist. You’re much better off with them than staying here. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1120 | but honey, mosquitoes are a hoax | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1121 | David Attenborough needs to be narrating this. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1122 | Guess my bugging you seems inconsequential right now. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1123 | So, I guess we're seeing other people now | 1.2971 | 0.05082 | 138 | 107 | 21 | 10 |
1124 | They’re still doing take-out only. | 1.2971 | 0.05185 | 138 | 108 | 19 | 11 |
1125 | But you know they're a hoax, right? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1126 | Honey, just completely relax. Dead weight is much harder to lift. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1127 | I warned you organic bug spray wouldn't work here | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1128 | By the way, you dropped a sandal. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1129 | Who needs a calendar, it’s still 2020. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1130 | Guess I shouldn't have called you "Honey." | 1.2941 | 0.05126 | 136 | 106 | 20 | 10 |
1131 | Perhaps bug off was not the best metaphor! | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1132 | Just go with them Jenny. They’ll only take a pint or two. | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1133 | Seriously? The Chernobyl National Wildlife Preserve? | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1134 | Enough about mosquitos, already! You always get carried away. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1135 | I'd make a joke about 2020, but that would be too obvious. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1136 | The Blood Bank's out-reach team has really outdone itself this year. | 1.2941 | 0.05126 | 136 | 106 | 20 | 10 |
1137 | Another one who accepted our Terms & Conditions | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1138 | You did pick 'dare'... | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
1139 | Enough with the literary allusions, Greg - do something! | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1140 | We're gonna need a bigger Citronella candle... | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1141 | It's okay! These are the massage hornets. | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1142 | Summers in Florida sure are wild | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1143 | Got it, honey, citronella's on the list. | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1144 | They’ve been a huge problem this year. | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1145 | So much for life in the 'no-fly zone'! | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1146 | Are you sure you called Uber? | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1147 | Don't be frigrhtened. They are both males, and only the female mosquitoes biter, | 1.2941 | 0.04318 | 136 | 99 | 34 | 3 |
1148 | I can tell I'm losing you, so let me cut to the chase. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1149 | Sticking with the citronella, are we? | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1150 | Well at least these genetically modified mosquitoes don´t carry malaria. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1151 | Can't you just go to a gym like a normal person. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1152 | Why do you have to make everything about you? | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1153 | Wait, are you mad at them or at me? | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1154 | Relax. I’ll grab your flip flops. | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1155 | Now I understand why in the warning, "Colossal mosquito problem", the C was capitalized. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1156 | I love American fast food. | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1157 | This isn't the take-away I had in mind. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1158 | Damn it, Shirley, when I said 'Just bug off,' I didn't mean it literally! | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1159 | I should have know there would be good reasons the property rates were so low! | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1160 | Try to focus on the positive- at least the males don't bite | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1161 | You said you wanted the least expensive socially distanced flight I could find you. | 1.2941 | 0.05231 | 136 | 107 | 18 | 11 |
1162 | Could it really be that bad?” Asked Kyle, who had never been bit by a Mosquito due to his thick skin and white male privilege | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1163 | Seriously stop calling me over dramatic - Im literally getting carried away! | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1164 | Of course, 2020." BLAMMO!! | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1165 | Spirit airline has really changed | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1166 | Oh, this must be the vaccine sides effects. Say hi to 2021 | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1167 | Honestly, just let them take me. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1168 | I think it’s time to move, honey. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1169 | Bring me back some honey, honey. | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1170 | Just a preliminary test for coronavirus, we’ll have her back in a hour. | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1171 | President Trump tells us that these new mosquitoes are nothing to worry about. (I wasn't sure if my previous submission included both lines) | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1172 | Eeek! My flip - flop! | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1173 | Look on the bright side! They’re leaving ME alone. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1174 | In this pandemic, it's safer than an airplane. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1175 | Does this change your mind on having a bug zapper? | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1176 | Don't worry dear, I'm sure this is just an illustration. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1177 | OMG! Jackpot! This one hasn't been vaccinated yet! | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1178 | I told you to complete your census form. | 1.2910 | 0.04472 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1179 | Don't struggle, it only excites them! | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1180 | You should see the horseflies. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1181 | Wow, mosquitoes really do love you. | 1.2910 | 0.05383 | 134 | 107 | 15 | 12 |
1182 | I thought things would improve after the election. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1183 | I thought they had patio dining here, but it looks like they only do takeout. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1184 | they warned us about sheltering in Maine in the spring | 1.2910 | 0.04345 | 134 | 98 | 33 | 3 |
1185 | Still think I use to much bug spray? | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1186 | Sorry dear, it was either you or me. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1187 | Can you get her back in time to vote? | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1188 | How do I tell people this is not fake news? | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1189 | Not a huge mosquito fan? | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1190 | Will you be back in time to cook dinner? | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1191 | Don't worry. It's only the females that bite. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1192 | I booked it on Air Bee and Bee. | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1193 | Next time I'm buying the one with deet. | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1194 | You probably swatted their kids. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1195 | Black Flies Matter, I think they said. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1196 | Don't show fear and they won't sting. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1197 | Tell them to put a rush on those gin & tonics | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1198 | I told you that my DEET repellent works better than yours that just makes you smell good. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1199 | You weren't kidding when you said mosquitoes loved you. | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 100 | 29 | 5 |
1200 | DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET...DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET...So here's to using DEET Mrs. Robinson... | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1201 | Told you we should have brought the fly swatter. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1202 | See? This is why you have to vote for Biden. | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1203 | I heard it’s catch-and-release | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1204 | I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1205 | You should see the bats that feed on these. | 1.2910 | 0.04214 | 134 | 97 | 35 | 2 |
1206 | I told you this place was bugged. | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 100 | 29 | 5 |
1207 | If this keeps up, these wild anarchist WASPs will completely ruin the suburbs as we know them. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1208 | Maybe using deet ISN’T so bad for you. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1209 | Sorry honey, but you have always been more attractive to mosquitoes. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1210 | Not to worry. They brought me back in time to vote. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1211 | Honey, don’t forget your sandal! | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1212 | Must be some of those mosquitoes from back when Grandpa was a boy. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1213 | I simply refuse to change my ways because of some bug! | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
1214 | Better call a SWAT team. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1215 | Shucks, I lost my last girlfriend this way. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1216 | At least the "no-see-ums" aren't out. | 1.2910 | 0.04472 | 134 | 99 | 31 | 4 |
1217 | I don't know. I woke up just as the giant frogs were arriving on the scene. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1218 | We really should try a different brand of insect repellent. | 1.2910 | 0.04472 | 134 | 99 | 31 | 4 |
1219 | I think you missed a spot. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1220 | The Rapture, 2020 edition. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1221 | Yes this year could suck even more | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1222 | I forget that I spilled steroids in the birdbath. | 1.2910 | 0.05383 | 134 | 107 | 15 | 12 |
1223 | Honey, I don’t think this sketo diet is a good idea. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1224 | Do you still think wearing bug spray infringes on your personal rights, Jane? | 1.2910 | 0.05278 | 134 | 106 | 17 | 11 |
1225 | At least the pandemic is over . | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1226 | Let's get you out of here honey, you're the third girl he's brought this week | 1.2910 | 0.05278 | 134 | 106 | 17 | 11 |
1227 | That’s what you get for saying this year can’t get any worse | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1228 | You’re really getting carried away by this whole ‘fear of the outdoors’ thing, Carol. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1229 | I guess that's what the lawn furniture guy meant by 'Climate Change Sale.' | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1230 | Maybe now you'll finally use the bug spray | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1231 | You dropped your flip flop. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1232 | This sucks. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1233 | OK Karen, now who are you going to call? | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1234 | Sorry, honey. It was either you or me. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1235 | You’re the one who said “what else could happen?” | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1236 | You think they're bad now. Just wait 'til they finish law school. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1237 | I'm sorry, but the speed dating rules around here are brutal." | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1238 | I don't know why you say I never pay attention to what's bugging you. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1239 | Well, you said you needed a pick-me-up. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1240 | And you trusted nature. | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1241 | You've always had a flair for the dramatic. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1242 | Wow. 2020 is not letting up. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1243 | Did I get an extra large can of insect repellent rather than a can of extra large insect repellant? My bad. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1244 | Hang on, sweetie. I'm going to call Dr. Fauci. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1245 | Mother told me I should never have married a WASP. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1246 | Didn’t I tell you to bring bug spray? | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1247 | I'm happy to talk about adding a screened-in porch if you'll promise not to get so carried away. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1248 | Holy crap Karen. They really are the State bird! | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1249 | I told you the organic bug spray was a risky choice. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1250 | I certainly did not have kidnapping by giant mosquitoes on my 2020 Bingo Card. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1251 | Did you volunteer for the vaccine trials ? | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1252 | You're overreacting. They just feel that big. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1253 | Again? I never get abducted. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1254 | What’s the Wi-Fi password? | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1255 | My relationships usually end worse than this! | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1256 | Just another day in the year 2020 | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1257 | Two more gigabites | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1258 | remember when scientists said genetic manipulation was a good thing? | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1259 | Well this is on-brand for 2020 | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1260 | They said this would happen if we kept using the RAID. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1261 | Just breathe Susan...this may not be FDA approved but the president says it works. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1262 | You should have signed the divorce papers. | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1263 | Relax Sue, I have everyone checked for bugging devices. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1264 | Okay honey, just be home by dinner. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1265 | Yeah, that "natural" DEET is just not cutting it. | 1.2846 | 0.05149 | 130 | 102 | 19 | 9 |
1266 | At a time like this, I regret the DDT ban. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1267 | Sometimes I feel like you're not listening to me. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1268 | You're the one who wanted to move into this WASPy neighborhood. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1269 | It's okay. They're males. Only the female ones bite. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1270 | Don’t worry, Gladys, they’re males who don’t bite. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1271 | You are the one that wouldn't let them spray for West Nile mosquitos. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1272 | Welcome to New Jersey | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1273 | I warned you the WASPs would get us when we moved to the suburbs. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1274 | Looks like they've chosen their new queen for breeding | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1275 | You're the one that swatted their baby brother... | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1276 | Relax, honey, only the females bite. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1277 | Turns out the "murder hornet" moniker was just fake news. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1278 | Um...what time should I take out the meat loaf? | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1279 | Last time we visit Alaska! | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1280 | I tried to tell you my parents were wasps! | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1281 | I warned you about taking loans from the blood bank. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1282 | It's the state bird here in Michigan. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1283 | When I asked, "what next?" I didn't see this coming. | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1284 | Is this just another 2020 highlight, or have we just noticed we’re in Jumanji? | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1285 | Give it some time, Emily. They’ll help relieve your itching. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1286 | I told you not to bad mouth Bill Barr. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1287 | See, I told you, this place is bugged. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1288 | They never bother me at all. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1289 | I don’t mean to stir up a hornet’s nest, but would you mind giving me the engagement ring back? | 1.2846 | 0.05264 | 130 | 103 | 17 | 10 |
1290 | I knew it was a mistake to move to New Jersey! | 1.2846 | 0.05264 | 130 | 103 | 17 | 10 |
1291 | Maybe it's time to try airplanes again. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1292 | Do you think it might be the repellent we’re using? | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1293 | Maybe it's time to do something about climate change. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1294 | It appears we weren't the only ones who gained the "Quarantine 15." | 1.2846 | 0.05264 | 130 | 103 | 17 | 10 |
1295 | Don't forget you mask, dear. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1296 | I told you I did not want to move to Wisconsin. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1297 | This gives me a great idea for my new book! | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1298 | Oh my gawd.... I'm sure I said "TWO MOJITOS" | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1299 | So, this is what they meant in the brochure when they said, "You be flown away to a whole new world." | 1.2846 | 0.05264 | 130 | 103 | 17 | 10 |
1300 | I did suggest that you use mosquito repellent. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1301 | Can't lie, their bite is pretty bad. | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1302 | Need a wingman? | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1303 | I'm starting to think we have to re-evaluate the type of bug spray you've been using. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1304 | Like I said when we left Brooklyn, everything's bigger in Texas. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1305 | Ha! I totally forgot about Zika! | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1306 | Calm down, you’re always getting carried away. | 1.2846 | 0.05376 | 130 | 104 | 15 | 11 |
1307 | That's what you get for voting for Trump and global warming deniers. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1308 | Well, at least it's not murder hornets! | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1309 | What else did you expect? It’s still 2020 for another couple months. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1310 | Honey, should I get the bug spray? | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1311 | Maybe we should have expected Murder Mosquitoes after 2020 gave us Murder Hornets? | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1312 | Honey, it’s 2020, what else did you expect? | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1313 | Look, I offered you bug spray... | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1314 | Say honey - now that you're up, would you mind grabbing me a drink? | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1315 | Careful honey, they’re a vector for disease. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1316 | I told you not to mention that you are related to Jeff Goldblum | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1317 | I had to make a deal. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1318 | You’ve had your flu shot: I wouldn’t worry. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1319 | Relax, unless you're over 60, or have a pre-existing condition, they won't kill you. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1320 | Kinda makes all those COVID fears seem sort of silly now, doesn't it? | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1321 | You called Uber and Lyft? | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1322 | Told you they were big out here | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1323 | Don’t worry, I don’t think those are Murder Hornets. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1324 | Don't worry--they were genetically modified to be harmless. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1325 | I already gave at the office. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1326 | I guess they finally put together a SWAT team." | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1327 | Welcome to Minnesota. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1328 | And you were worried about the corona virus | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1329 | Text me when you get there. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1330 | Use to be all they wanted was our blood. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1331 | Damn, that was mom's favorite chair! | 1.2835 | 0.05465 | 127 | 102 | 14 | 11 |
1332 | It looks like my insect is repellant working | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1333 | I told you it was a bad idea to camp near Chernobyl | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1334 | Are you sure you know these guys? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1335 | I hear we'll have a vaccine by early next year." | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1336 | Well, they said the mosquito was the Alaska state bird....sigh. We should've listened.. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1337 | Nothing that happens on a third date surprises me. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1338 | The view above the lake is beautiful. | 1.2835 | 0.04015 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1339 | And we were worried about COVID. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1340 | Don’t panic! The CDC says they’re just gnats. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1341 | Now might be a good time to rethink that Essential Oils insect repellent. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1342 | So now do you believe there's a problem? | 1.2835 | 0.04315 | 127 | 93 | 32 | 2 |
1343 | Relax. They’re kidnapping hornets, not murder hornets. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1344 | I guess I should have listened when you said you attracted bugs. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1345 | So how are you doing with your arachnophobia? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1346 | I'm guessing you have type O blood. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1347 | Boy am I going to be itchy tomorrow! | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1348 | This is the last time we holiday in Florida. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1349 | Wait...Wait Don't forget your mask... | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1350 | Do you want the fly swatter or the baseball bat? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1351 | Well, Phyllis, it hurts when you call me repellent. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1352 | Huh, they’re not really bothering me. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1353 | That's what you get for wearing essential oils instead of DEET. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1354 | Time for your next zoom meeting | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1355 | They brought you back? I guess you're not their flavor. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1356 | Huh, so the Midwest isn't immune to climate change. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1357 | No, I don’t think they look like big murder hornets at all. Why do you ask? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1358 | Guess this settles the Citronella vs DEET argument once and for all. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1359 | Call me when you get there. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1360 | We need to check that bug spray label | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1361 | Mosquitoes are just attracted to some people and not others. I don’t know why. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1362 | And you thought those noseeums were annoying. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1363 | You always get carried away with how bad the bugs are! | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1364 | So now I know what all the buzz is about. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1365 | Don’t worry. I’ll order take out. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1366 | Stop! She hasn't signed her ballot yet. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1367 | Now I remember what they said about Alaska. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1368 | Relax. Just relax! It usually takes Deet a few minutes to kick in. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1369 | This is why I don't like to sit outside! | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1370 | I knew the price of this cabin was too good to be true. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1371 | Really? They're not bothering me. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1372 | Can you get me a beer? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1373 | They hardly ever bother me. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1374 | Don't worry, they'll be gone when it gets cold. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1375 | It’s a metaphor | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1376 | Given how the year's been going, this is probably for the best. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1377 | At least you won’t have to wear a mask in flight. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1378 | Appears you were wrong when you said, 'What next... locusts?' | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1379 | If you ignore them, they leave you alone. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1380 | What do you want me to tell your Mom about this? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1381 | Because I don't have to walk them or feed them. . . | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1382 | Who knew Amazon's drones can also do return delivery. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1383 | You have to admit we needed the rain. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1384 | That’s my point. You always find something to complain about. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1385 | So now it’s the bugs. Honestly, can you not just relax and try to enjoy our vacation” | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1386 | C'mon dear, they're just playing. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1387 | No, they're not bothering me at all. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1388 | I kept warning you about spraying the garden with too much "Super Grow"! | 1.2835 | 0.05350 | 127 | 101 | 16 | 10 |
1389 | The mosquitos have been more aggressive this summer | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1390 | Should I cancel the Uber? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1391 | That’s what you get for squashing their mom. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1392 | CRISPR run amok | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1393 | I guess Mosquitos are doing take out now | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1394 | Don't worry. We'll bring her back in 17 years. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1395 | Now, can I call the service that uses poison? | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1396 | They told us there’d be consequences for not wearing masks. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1397 | Don't worry. We can order another Adirondack from Amazon. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1398 | Take her. You’ve earned it. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1399 | October 2020 is officially here. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1400 | Let's not jump to conclusions— they might not be giant mosquitoes. We might just be really small. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1401 | Really? I don’t feel a thing. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1402 | Yeah, weird year, right? | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1403 | See! If your fortune teller were any good, you'd have seen this coming. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1404 | Like I said, the mosquitoes never seem to bother me. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1405 | Don't worry--male mosquitoes don't bite. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1406 | If they want you for mating, cooperate, but don’t send me any baby pictures. | 1.2835 | 0.05578 | 127 | 103 | 12 | 12 |
1407 | Why don’t you like camping? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1408 | They’ll bring you back when they find out you have antibodies. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1409 | No worries. They have a very short lifespan. | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1410 | Six feet apart - ma'am, that's clearly two! | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1411 | Don’t get carried away, Martha, it’s just a couple of mosquitos. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1412 | Yeah you’ve gotta spray all over, not just the ankles | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1413 | I feel like you’re not listening to me. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1414 | „Look at it that way: we used to have a huge problem with small mosquitoes, now we have a small problem with huge mosquitoes.“ | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1415 | What’s bugging you, honey? | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1416 | Hmmm, yep. 2020 | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1417 | Relax, they just want to talk. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1418 | Actually, it's the smaller ones you have to watch out for. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1419 | Okay, okay, I’ll try citronella. | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1420 | I told you that was a bottle of ON. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1421 | Well, at least there were fewer of them this summer. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1422 | I told you Cuomo was serious about the 14 day quarantine! | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1423 | I see you've met the neighbors | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1424 | Thanks for coming. He kept saying he wants at least six kids. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1425 | Relax, It's just a bug | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1426 | I guess what didn't kill them made them stronger. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1427 | Maybe you should've researched that new blood donation website before signing up. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1428 | Yes Buzz, this is the one with the sweet juice | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1429 | I told you to buy the ‘with deet’ insect repellent, but nOoOoOo. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1430 | This being 2020, I would say, I believe my eyes | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1431 | Just another regular plain old 2020s day. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1432 | Did you put on any bug spray? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1433 | I'm telling you, if you ignore them they'll leave you alone. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1434 | Don’t worry I hear the Giant Mosquitos have a great Dengue testing and tracing program. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1435 | We should've just gotten dogs. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1436 | Honestly I don’t know what you’re talking about, the bugs don’t bother me at all. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1437 | Nature embraces you back | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1438 | In the lab, we zapped them with radiation to make them sterile. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1439 | Quit overreacting. I haven't had a single bite. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1440 | In hindsight, maybe releasing these genetically altered mosquitoes wasn’t as innocuous as we were led to believe | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1441 | 6-feet apart lady! | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1442 | That’s not six feet | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1443 | I would be surprised, but it's 2020 | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1444 | Our president said it's safe to be outside and not wear masks. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1445 | You're the one who said you wanted to meet my parents. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1446 | So, how are those sticky strips working out for you? | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1447 | While you're up ... | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1448 | These are nothing compared to the ones where I come from. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1449 | But Fox News said it was a hoax! | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1450 | It must suck to be Type O. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1451 | Let’s hope the ‘murder’ part is fake news. | 1.2800 | 0.05400 | 125 | 100 | 15 | 10 |
1452 | If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. Stop resisting. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1453 | So much for citronella. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1454 | I wouldn’t worry about it. It can’t be worse being here with Trump as President | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1455 | I thought this whole killer bee thing was fake news. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1456 | It seems excessive anti-depression medicine can cause hallucinations; we should be careful during a pandemic. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1457 | Fauci and Trump disagree about whether their sting is fatal. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1458 | Ignore it. Fake news. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1459 | I told you calamine lotion isn't enough. | 1.2800 | 0.04032 | 125 | 92 | 32 | 1 |
1460 | How did you think they selected a Queen? | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1461 | Sorry Babe. Its part of the Green New Deal. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1462 | There's your biology paper. It'll write itself now. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1463 | They don’t actually bite, you know. It’s more of a sting. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1464 | Oh no! What is the name of that new perfume? | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1465 | You seemed much calmer in your profile picture | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1466 | Don't blame me; I told you to take the hydroxychloroquine. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1467 | Well this is so predictable, anything with puppy dog eyes and a large antennae and you’re outta here | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1468 | Sorry. You're our next Queen | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1469 | MOJITO.I said I wanted a giant MOJITO | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1470 | See, I told you climate change is real. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1471 | I thought you said large moscato. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1472 | Let’s be real: quarantine highlighted all of the flaws in our relationship. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1473 | It IS true what they say! In every couple there’s the one who gets bitten by mosquitoes and the one who gets abducted. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1474 | Don’t look at me like that, I clearly said two large mojitos | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1475 | Agh... I can see the headline 'Florida couple...’ | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1476 | I told you, the all-natural bug spray just doesn’t work as well. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1477 | I find that if I ignore them, they go away. Try it. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1478 | Geez, I hope they don’t have West Nile. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1479 | I guess Disney’s Jurassic Bug Park just opened. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1480 | They’re taking you back for the big ones! | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1481 | You shouldn't have worn such revealing clothes. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1482 | Calm down. The males don't bite. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1483 | I told you scratching would make it worse. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1484 | Relax. Dr. Fauci said they’re positive it’s not insect-borne. | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
1485 | Hey! Careful with that chair! | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1486 | They only kill about 2.9% of people that they attack. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1487 | Wow, that insect bite is REALLY gonna itch. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1488 | When I suggested you buy the extra large bug spray I wasn’t talking about container size. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1489 | You may be surprised to learn that we can carry much more than just diseases | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1490 | Don’t worry, they’re genetically altered to be disease-free. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1491 | How come it's always about you, Madeline? | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1492 | Its just like you to get carried away by a few mosquitos. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1493 | And you thought you'd never fly again during the pandemic.... | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1494 | Those ARE the little ones! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1495 | Cut! Mr Cruise you should be out of your chair and pulling Ms Theron away from the mutants | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1496 | I mean.. maybe they’re taking you somewhere good? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1497 | They'll disappear as soon as this election is over, believe me. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1498 | You're right,they do like you better. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1499 | I'm sorry dear. They're looking for A-Positive, only | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1500 | I guess these are the ones that survived the smoke... | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1501 | I'd help but, you know, social-distancing and all... | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1502 | Tell them you're a Beyonce fan--she's the Queen Bee. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1503 | I'm going inside, it's getting a little buggy out here. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1504 | No, wait. They may not be murderous. They may be abduction hornets. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1505 | Hope they don't take you to the swamp. The big boys there will harder to deal with. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1506 | Didn't I ask you to drain the standing water? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1507 | Oh, no! Wait, what's your Netflix password? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1508 | This pandemic dating is becoming a real buzzkill. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1509 | I never thought blood drives would get so aggressive. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1510 | See I told you they'd bring you back. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1511 | I’d suggest throwing away the rest of that perfume. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1512 | Well, that explains the loud buzzing we've been hearing. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1513 | Normally, Id' be concerned, but it is 2020 after all. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1514 | It's 2020, we probably should have seen this coming. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1515 | When they said the mosquitoes were picking up this time of year, they weren't kidding. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1516 | I told you my in-laws were from Florida. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1517 | Next time I'll get the stuff with DEET. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1518 | Martha, where did you leave the car keys? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1519 | So, you don't want to come back to Florida? | 1.2764 | 0.05452 | 123 | 99 | 14 | 10 |
1520 | I told you we should stockpile hydroxychloroquine. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1521 | Remember to bow to the queen. She'll be the large one. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1522 | This reminds me - what ever happened to that Zika virus? | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1523 | You knew it was just a summer fling. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1524 | I told you, mosquitoes LOVE me. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1525 | Bug-Grub Hub | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1526 | Guess I can check giant mosquitos off my 2020 bingo card. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1527 | Help me out here Charlie, this one's got the anti-body. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1528 | Don't worry. They won't hurt you. They're just curious. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1529 | Weird that they're still out, it's been pretty chilly recently. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1530 | Honey its okay, its the CDC to test the new COVID19 vaccine. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1531 | A new era of pandemics is coming | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1532 | Goddamn it Karen! I told you that natural stuff doesn't work! | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1533 | I suppose climate change is responsible for them, too. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1534 | Trust us, we’re doing you a favor. | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1535 | I distinctly remember asking if you wanted some insect repellent. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1536 | That reminds me: I need to register to vote. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1537 | I told you not to switch parties this close to the election | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1538 | At least the generic brand repellent has a money back guarantee. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1539 | Must be a climate change thing... I thought this could only happen in Alaska | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1540 | My bad. It's Buzzfeed, not buzz-feed. | 1.2689 | 0.05429 | 119 | 96 | 14 | 9 |
1541 | Sorry, babe, I thought they promised giant mojitos! | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1542 | Don't worry dear... They say the West Nile is lovely this time of year. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1543 | Haven't you heard, Lift is all the buzz now | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1544 | Apparently Amazon prime is also testing drones for their free returns.... | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1545 | Sorry honey, I forgot to tell you that the office is having us test new measures to enforce social distancing at home... | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1546 | I've actually only seen a couple mosquitos out here today. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1547 | Did you bring the citronella? | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1548 | This must be the 1% the bug spray can’t kill. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1549 | You dropped a flip-flop. I’ll get it. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1550 | Typical Wisconsin. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1551 | Wait, Let her cook dinner first. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1552 | Better West Nile than Corona | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1553 | Are you still a global warming skeptic? | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1554 | I told you the new neighbors were a buzz kill | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1555 | Can you see their eyes?? They're really amazing!! | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1556 | They’re more afraid of you than you are of them. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1557 | They said your O+ was really rare and worth the effort | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1558 | I'll get the gallon of Calamine we got at Costco. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1559 | This explains why the room are so cheap. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1560 | Not yet. She'll buzz you when she's ready. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1561 | Don't worry, these guys are genetically modified - they won't bite. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1562 | I think next time I’ll skip the “all-natural” insect repellents. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1563 | The man at the store assured me they would make great pets. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1564 | I told you that wasn't bug repellent. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1565 | Call me? | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1566 | Relax, they just want the chair. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1567 | This will sting a little bit | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1568 | I disagree, hon--I think no-see-ums are much more annoying. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1569 | Someone on TripAdvisor mentioned that this might happen | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1570 | Don't worry. They promised to bring you back after the procedure. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1571 | They seem to be more of a nuisance this year | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1572 | I told you using DEET just makes them stronger in the end. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1573 | Do you still think genetic mutation theory is “fake news”? | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1574 | Don't panic. I'm just having one of my acid flashbacks. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1575 | The Red Cross and Amazon seemed like a good partnership for blood donations. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1576 | Quick, what is the password? | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1577 | No distancing? No masks? Did you just fly over from a Trump rally? | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1578 | If you just ignore them they won’t bother you | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1579 | I hear hang gliders are safer and less noisy | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1580 | At least it's not aliens. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1581 | Don't get carried away dear, it's just a couple of mosquitoes | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1582 | Did the pandemic let nature return too much? | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1583 | How was it? | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1584 | Be optimistic. Maybe something good will happen. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1585 | Make sure you quarantine when you get there | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1586 | I’m telling you Harold, wait until you taste this Vegan. You’ll never go back. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1587 | You’re the one who said we should sit outside and enjoy nature. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1588 | finally gonna experience double penetration, honey. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1589 | We should eat them here. If we take them back, the big ones will take them away from us. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1590 | I told you to vote by mail before it was too late. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1591 | You know, Janice? Sometimes I feel like you’re not even listening to me. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1592 | See? I told you. They just never bother me. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1593 | Yep. This was definitely the wrong week for moving to Michigan. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1594 | Once you're in the Bloods, there's no getting out | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1595 | I worried a little about a nuclear power plant being next door, but I haven't noticed any problems yet. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1596 | They claimed to be in training for Amazon ! | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1597 | I think that they get bigger every summer. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1598 | Mam you need to get away from him, he’s not wearing a mask | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1599 | Would you mind getting me a beer while you're up? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1600 | Oh, great. Once you leave, they'll all start biting me." | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1601 | Remind them you gave at the office. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1602 | I can’t kill them with a sandal. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1603 | Oh relax, this species doesn't carry malaria. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1604 | It’s all right. They help to protect the woods. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1605 | And that’s why you need to reapply the bug spray | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1606 | We'll see who gets custody once my lawyers are through with you. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1607 | Looks like we're being eaten alive out here. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1608 | Sucks to be you. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | Don't look at me, you're the one who said that not letting them in would be "racist" and "xenophobic. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1610 | Maybe this has something to do with the one thousand times you screamed "I hate those damn mosquitoes!" | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1611 | So! You thought coronavirus stopped mutating. Eh? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1612 | Your parents are here. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1613 | I must have spelled Mojito wrong on the takeout app | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1614 | Jill, you’re getting carried away. They’re not that big! | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1615 | It was your idea to social distance outside. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1616 | I told you to use the spray with DEET. But no, you never listen! | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1617 | I'll let your parents know. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1618 | Now that’s an airborne Virus... | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1619 | What time will the chicken be done? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1620 | I'll concede that it's still mosquito season, but in my defense, there's only two of them. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1621 | I was hoping we could make ‘s’mores’ but maybe next time?” | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1622 | Yeah, you may try to relax, but they can smell a Type A personality a mile away. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1623 | You might want to rethink being a Vegan. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1624 | They abduct you for a few hours, but then you are free for the summer. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1625 | Really helpful, aren't they? They were, like, $15 each on Amazon. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1626 | Swatting at them will just make them angry. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1627 | Well, I guess the whole murder hornet thing wasn't fake news after all. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1628 | I told you to apply deet. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1629 | Sorry. I forgot the DEET !! | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1630 | It's the new vaccine study. I put your name in. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1631 | Really? They couldn't come up with a better way to inject the new vaccine? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1632 | Yeah, but there are so few of them. Look at the positive, Karen. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1633 | Shall we eat her here or take her home?” “If we take her home the big mosquitos will grab her away from us. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1634 | Remember when you complained because I was killer horney, | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1635 | They just want to play. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1636 | My fault. When you said you needed a book on 'entomology' in a hurry, I thought you said 'etymology.' | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1637 | I'm going to stay still and try not to panic. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1638 | Told you to use the bug spray Becky, the mosquitoes here will LITERALLY eat you alive. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1639 | That's odd...we haven't seen any ants... | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1640 | Is that our little one splattered on your arm?? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1641 | And we were so worried about the Murder Hornets... | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1642 | Don't worry, we're seasonal. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1643 | Don’t worry babe. The males don’t bite. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1644 | Are you sure it was repelent that you put on? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1645 | Sorry Linda, when the flip flops go on I'm in holiday mode. | 1.2632 | 0.05580 | 114 | 93 | 12 | 9 |
1646 | I think it's safe to say that summer really sucks this year | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1647 | Crane flies, dear. Mosquitoes are much smaller. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1648 | At least I won't get malaria because I'm taking the recommended dose of hydroxychloroquine | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1649 | This isn’t the kind of role-playing I had in mind. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1650 | Relax, they're more scared of you than you are of them. | 1.2632 | 0.04326 | 114 | 85 | 28 | 1 |
1651 | Remember when West Nile virus was a scary thing? | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1652 | You HAD to tempt fate with that article on Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” as allegory! | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1653 | Honey, I think now is a good time to rethink our position on using off-brand repellent. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1654 | You are the one who decided to wear perfume. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1655 | I haven't noticed them. They must just like you. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1656 | I hear it's not so bad if you're otherwise healthy. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1657 | Yeah, they can be brutal this time of year... | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1658 | The evidence is clear. We’re much safer socializing outdoors. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1659 | They decided they didn't like to be called "No-see-'ums" | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1660 | Give your mother my regards. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1661 | You know, you can’t conclude that any single event is caused by climate change. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1662 | Maybe chloroquine doesn't work. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1663 | It seems like they really liked the free sample and have now come back for the full product. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1664 | I think we should go back to goat yoga. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1665 | I still think you've been watching too much sci-fi." | 1.2632 | 0.05580 | 114 | 93 | 12 | 9 |
1666 | I know deet isn't good for the environment, but it really does work. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1667 | Don't bother, she's cold blooded. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1668 | Don't antagonize them | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1669 | But wait, she's still in quarantine! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1670 | Ok you win--the GMO thing really HAS gone too far. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1671 | Just relax. They only want a sip. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1672 | Relax and stay calm. They can smell fear. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1673 | I thought we were going to be eaten alive, not taken alive. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1674 | See, I TOLD you they weren't Man-eating bugs! | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1675 | Boy, you're gonna need a transfusion when these guys are done with you. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1676 | Fukushima | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1677 | When I told you to “buzz off” this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1678 | Well, you had to figure after the sky turned orange ... | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1679 | They're lobbyists. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1680 | OMG! Fist the murder hornets and now abduction mosquitos! | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1681 | I told you there was something odd about that citronella candle. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1682 | I don’t get it. The bugs always seem to bother YOU. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1683 | You’re always SO literal.... | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1684 | Global warming, shlobal warming, you said. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1685 | I told you we shouldn't have downsized. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1686 | You wanted a new kitchen, not a screened in porch. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1687 | Tell them you have headache. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1688 | I told you that natural bug spray doesn't work. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1689 | Don't worry, the Zika virus carriers are much smaller. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1690 | You picked the cabin by the pond, Nancy. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1691 | what's for dinner? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1692 | "I guess this means I'm fixing my own dinner tonight?" | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1693 | Wait. Leave the wife, take the cannoli. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1694 | You had to write that op ed about how fruit flies could be vaccine trial subjects. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1695 | I’ll see you after they return you from their blood drive | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1696 | Yeah, they never really bother me. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1697 | Just swat them Emily, they're just mosquitoes. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1698 | Don’t worry the males won’t bite. They just rough you up a bit. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1699 | Look on the bright side, honey- you're gonna meet the queen. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1700 | If you make it back, can you pick up some milk? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1701 | Relax. I'm sure they don't bite. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1702 | You know they are going to eat you alive, don't you? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1703 | There's climate change for you. These guys used to be long gone by September. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1704 | They never seem to bother me. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1705 | Next time, I’ll light a candle. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1706 | I'll light the candles. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1707 | Well, you said you wanted to travel without a mask. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1708 | They can sense your fear. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1709 | Good thing I gave blood yesterday. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1710 | Well, you did say you wanted to get away. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1711 | Mosquitos just don't like me. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1712 | Oh, hey, it must be September. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1713 | Look honey Texas mosquitoes! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1714 | Just go with it. You always wanted to be Queen! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1715 | I told you not to say anything derogatory about this administration " | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1716 | I know, honey. I never listen. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1717 | Maybe they have something against WASPs? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1718 | Let’s go to Maine,” you said. “It’ll be relaxing. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1719 | Would you stop doing this? Just tell me you don’t wanna hang out. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1720 | Every disaster movie starts with the goverment sadly ignoring a scientists | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1721 | Just make sure you don’t scratch. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1722 | Just enjoy being outside dear, I think you need to lower your expectations | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1723 | Now you know how it feels | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1724 | Now we know what happened to the kids!!! | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1725 | Hate to say I told you so... | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1726 | I decided to bring the lawyers into this. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1727 | Whoa, I must be really buzzed. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1728 | They said genetically modified mosquitos came with no knowable consequences | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1729 | Can't we have one nice thing in 2020? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1730 | You should have known they would build up a resistance to that citronella candle | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1731 | Returning coz we were not satisfied with her blood type | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1732 | Well, actually it’s the *female* anopheles mosquito that carries malaria. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1733 | That’s all part of the experience, Honey. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1734 | she planned this vacation for 2 years, and 2 minutes in she’s already complaining about the mosquitoes | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1735 | I said Mojitos not mosquitoes | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1736 | Again, really sorry for finishing the last of the bug spray | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1737 | It's OK. They won't come back for 17 years ..... | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1738 | I thought you said you had herd mentality? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1739 | "TOLD YOU not to order the FLIT online! | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1740 | There must be a thousand different ways of looking at this. | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
1741 | Hey, she’s my ride home! | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1742 | Just be thankful I didn’t tell you to go to hell. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1743 | Sorry Sal. They went all-in and I thought my aces were good | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1744 | I never need bug spray, you said. They always bite you, you said. I'll be just fine, you said. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1745 | Wow, they seemed so much bigger when I was younger | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1746 | They're peacefully protesting against the bug zapper. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1747 | They like you. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1748 | I'm socially repellent, they can't touch me. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1749 | Don’t worry. The Human Minaturization Program Manual clearly states that our expected lives are extended by 50 years. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1750 | Relax. Just pretend it's Jeff Goldblum. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1751 | Remember, don't scratch. No matter how much it inches. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1752 | Heard yesterday that Amazon's Drone Return Policy went off the radar. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1753 | Look it up: only the females bite and suck the blood out of you! | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1754 | Just tell the Fox pollsters you’re undecided. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1755 | You took acid again, didn't you Megan | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1756 | Not sure if they are West Nile or Triple E, but it's better than Covid. | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1757 | Didn't I tell you not to slap that mosquito in plain view where his family could be watching? | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1758 | You didn't tell me you were in a cult. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1759 | I told you, Minnesota ain’t that great! | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1760 | It only itches for two months. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1761 | I guess they figured out the bug zapper. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1762 | Why do you always get picked first? | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1763 | Funny, they never come for me. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1764 | You were right, dear. It is too buggy to be outside now. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1765 | Just take back what you said about the new Jumanji being as good as the original. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1766 | Did I say "universal donor" too loudly? | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1767 | I’d help, but I can’t stop wondering why your chairs legs are different from mine. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1768 | You wouldn’t listen when I told you lord of the flies was more than an allegory | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1769 | I'm putting this in my review of the AirBnB. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1770 | You’re right. They do like you more. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1771 | Hold on, before you fly away, what's the password to our computer!? | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1772 | Don't fight it, they say it's best to just let them drink until they're full. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1773 | I said put on some bug spray, and you said no, I don't want those chemicals on me. Maybe they'll take you back to Portland. | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1774 | Actually, we need to stop focusing on women getting carried off by mosquitoes and talk about meat and potatoes issue real Americans care about. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1775 | And ever since that day, I’ve carried bug spray. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1776 | Don’t worry honey, it’s the little ones that bite. The big ones are just annoying. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1777 | Sorry honey but they did call dibs on that seat | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1778 | I told you Roid was not the same as Raid | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1779 | I told you taking Malaria medicine was only going to cause more problems | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1780 | That reminds me. I used the last of the bug spray. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1781 | Don't just sit there; slap them. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1782 | Oh - I really did think I heard a buzz! | 1.2524 | 0.04517 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1783 | Holy Anopheles, they spotted our Trump-Pence sticker. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1784 | How was your trip?" | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1785 | Welcome to Mississippi! | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1786 | Don’t worry. There’s no record of COVID transmission by mosquito. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1787 | Steven King's been writing another novel. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1788 | Oh, your parents are back | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1789 | First you used pesticides, and I did not speak out. Then they came for you, and I still did not speak out . . . . | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1790 | Wait, did you have giant, man-eating wasps for your 2020 bingo card? | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1791 | It's not the heat, it's the humidity. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1792 | I’d rather get bitten by giant mosquitoes than.....Whoa!!! | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1793 | What bug problem? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1794 | Must be your perfume. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1795 | The West Nile Boys are back in town! | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1796 | Remember, don't scratch. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1797 | I just feel that our problems are bigger this year. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1798 | And I thought you were the biggest blood sucker I know | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1799 | They just seem to like you better. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1800 | Your struggling seems to agitate them. Try relaxing, honey. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1801 | Looks like your insect spray wore off. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1802 | I thought you said mosquitoes don’t usually bother you. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1803 | Your the one that judged them by the size of their proboscis. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1804 | Don't worry. They're not poisonous. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1805 | This would have gone viral on TikTok. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1806 | I thought it was Murder WASPS!? | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1807 | I too enjoy a tall glass of O negative | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1808 | So does this mean you can't get drinks on Saturday? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1809 | Looks like by October, you know, in theory, when it gets a little cooler, they miraculously go away. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1810 | I thought this was the cleanest way to let you know that it's over. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1811 | Don’t fight it Sharon. It has to be better then staying here. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1812 | So, are you making me lunch or what? | 1.2523 | 0.05802 | 107 | 89 | 9 | 9 |
1813 | Kidnapper mosquitos? This late in the season? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1814 | So what do these giant insects look like? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1815 | When I told you to buzz off, I didn't mean it literally | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1816 | You just told me that mosquitoes loved you! | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1817 | Ok, ok. We shouldn’t have come to Minnesota for our vacation. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1818 | I'm sorry, I thought they only made deliveries. | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1819 | Would you like to borrow my insect repellent? | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1820 | I told you if you swatted that little one the big ones would come for you! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1821 | You really stirred up a hornet’s est this time. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1822 | 'Oh, no. I don't NEED any insect repellent.' Are ya happy now, smartypants? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1823 | I gave at the office. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1824 | And you thought Trump gutting environmental laws was a good idea. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1825 | C'mon Jenny, they just want play. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1826 | Shall we eat her here or take her back to bloodsucker Mitch's place and share? | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1827 | Bug Off! | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1828 | At least you're getting away from this heat. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1829 | On the positive side, bringing the DEET wouldn't have made a difference | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1830 | Some picnic this turned out to be | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1831 | You’re the one who wanted to come to Wisconsin. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1832 | I told you that was Miracle Grow not pesticide! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1833 | They're going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, they will disappear. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1834 | You always said you wanted to spread your wings. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1835 | Just stop it Sharon, they're no worse than last year, and climate change has nothing to do with it! | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1836 | But who's going to make my dinner? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1837 | Relax, this is just their sense of humor. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1838 | Don't worry. Very few people actually get carried away by giant mosquitos. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1839 | You always attract the worst types. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1840 | Who’s the buzzkill now, Debra? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1841 | I think were are going to need a bigger Zapper. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1842 | I guess they were serious about social distancing | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1843 | Just call them suckers and losers, it is what it is. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1844 | Yes, it does seem like the mosquitoes are bigger this year | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1845 | Don’t forget your sandal! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1846 | Can't help you; They're protected state birds | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1847 | I know, you thought it would be locusts. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1848 | When’s dinner? | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1849 | It's all part of living off the grid. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1850 | Don't show fear. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1851 | See, I told you global warming could be good for some species | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1852 | Now, I understand your fear of global warming. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1853 | Looks like they're out for more than blood these days. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1854 | Uhhh, Denise, you’re getting carried away again.” | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1855 | Apparently they figured out the concept of carry out | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1856 | Fine, I admit it. I should've bought the bug zapper instead of the golf clubs. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1857 | A large pond, year-around tropical temperatures, and a great view of the nuclear power plant. This rental sure has it all. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1858 | Boy, the Red Cross is getting more and more aggressive. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1859 | I think this must be the month they select a new queen. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1860 | I guess this means I'll have to feed the cat tonight. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1861 | Well, you were the one bragging about being AB-negative. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1862 | No, I said “When pigs fly.” | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1863 | Don't worry dear, it's just 2020 being 2020. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1864 | I'm going inside. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1865 | So much for your organic insect repellent. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1866 | I told you mosquitoes eat me alive. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1867 | Dan looked on in horror as the murder hornets crowded around his wife. They weren't even wearing masks. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1868 | Mosquitoes really DO love you. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1869 | Don't worry he said. They'll disappear in a month or so. Like a miracle, he said. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1870 | Why do you always overreact. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1871 | You did say that if you could have any superpower it would be to fly. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1872 | Sorry sweetheart. I am actually with the FBI and you have been caught in a massive sting operation. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1873 | Maybe you shouldn't have called my family bloodsuckers. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1874 | I'm sorry, Sharon, but they made me an offer I couldn't refuse. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1875 | Red Cross is getting desperate! | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1876 | The Red Cross is getting desperate... | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1877 | Looks like now the White House has repurposed those drone mosquitos to keep people from voting. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1878 | Honey,just relax They can smell fear. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1879 | Yeah... I’m thinking that’s probably gonna suck. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1880 | Gloria, be patient! It takes a little while for the mosquito repellent to become effective. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1881 | They warned us about global warming. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1882 | I guess everything REALLY IS bigger in Texas. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1883 | Lucky they're not anopholes, so no chance of malaria, Dear | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1884 | You take her, she just drones on and on. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1885 | I doubt that you'll be interested, but in two days, all of the Egyptian livestock perishes. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1886 | I guess the organic repellent really isn’t quite as good... | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1887 | I told you the mosquitos here at Lake Pinewood were big as airplanes, but no, you had to come here! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1888 | I told you those natural mosquito repellents don’t work. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1889 | Dang, you're really getting eaten up out here | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1890 | No. . . I wished for two giant MOJITOS! | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1891 | Mosquito repellent, I said. Don't forget, I said | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1892 | 'Attack of the Corona Flyrus' | 1.2523 | 0.05802 | 107 | 89 | 9 | 9 |
1893 | Doris, how did they know you were O- blood type, a universal blood donor! | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1894 | So, when I heard that RGB died, I thought, "Well, at least 2020 can't get any worse" | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1895 | I know it seems bad, but you just have to vote. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1896 | Take her to your leader. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1897 | Do we have anything stronger than 100% DEET? | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1898 | Governor Cuomo did say to stay inside.. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1899 | 🤔... Foot-Fetish , alien mosqui-toes | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1900 | When you come back, can you bring the bug spray? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1901 | Isn't it nice to get out of the house? | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1902 | This seems on brand for 2020, Dear. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1903 | You should see how big they get where I'm from. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1904 | In an anti-Kafka plot twist, the third mosquito turned into a man. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1905 | Hnh. So much for citronella. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1906 | ... so that's how I've been dealing with the stress, what do you have going on? | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1907 | I had a nice time. I’ll call you. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1908 | Maybe climate change ISN'T a hoax. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1909 | Man, these blood donation drives are getting a little too aggressive. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1910 | I guess the Zika virus wanted the spotlight back... | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1911 | I guess this year CAN get worse. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1912 | I told you not to invite the lawyers. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1913 | I guess your covid-19 antibodies are more desirable than we thought | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1914 | Don't worry, they typically leave only small bumps. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1915 | Don't worry. The experts say you can't catch coronavirus from mosquitos. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1916 | Finally! Something different! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1917 | Yeah, nature was a little bit more active in the last six months. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1918 | „DANGue“ | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1919 | Honestly, with everything going on, this might not be the worst thing for you. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1920 | Hate to say I told you so, but I told you Deet works. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1921 | They won’t touch you, if you don’t touch them. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1922 | Whoa, that really sucks. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1923 | I’ll put out a citronella candle by the time you get back. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1924 | The dogs like you best too. | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
1925 | I'm not with her, I swear. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1926 | Oops! I think you ordered the wrong "Bug Away" from Amazon. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1927 | Now, Lula...I TOLD ya ta stop drinkin' so much sweet tea! | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1928 | I’m sorry I doubted that you had sweeter blood, but this is a little over the top don’t you think? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1929 | I told you not to waste your money on that 'all natural' crap. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1930 | I should probably go get the bug spray. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1931 | Big mosquitoes? You should see the horseflies! | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1932 | Don’t you just hate it when they buzz around your ears? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1933 | Wow, honey, I suppose global swarming is biting right on the tail of global warming. Do you want some bug spray? | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1934 | Minnesota, you said. Minnesota? | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1935 | Don’t look at me like that. I warned you they had a huge mosquito problem. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1936 | OH NO!! Your sandal! | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1937 | What happened while we were locked indoors?! | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1938 | It’s ok they’re not wearing masks, we’re outdoors. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1939 | Relax, Brenda. I’m sure 2021 will be much better. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1940 | Yes, but DEET is incredibly toxic | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1941 | Fine. Break quarantine. See if I care. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1942 | They're drawn to you because they think you're sweeter. Big mistake! | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1943 | I warned you about that perfume. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1944 | It’s probably because you’re wearing dark colors... | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1945 | You should see the ones we get in Texas. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1946 | I’m sorry, dear, but it was either you, or me. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1947 | Not this again! | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1948 | Call me insensitive, but I just don't understand what is bugging you. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1949 | Take it as a compliment | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1950 | Have you ever had that dream where you're really tiny? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1951 | Sweetie, I need you to be less dependent on me to be your "rescuer." | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1952 | Did I mention we signed up for the new Red Cross blood donation campaign | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1953 | Huh. I haven't gotten a single bite. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1954 | There's that death do us part. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1955 | Take me to anyone but your leader | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1956 | You can have this one back: she’s B Negative. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1957 | I'll tell the kids you got drunk. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1958 | I told you organic repellent was worthless | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1959 | So, every once in a while they like to remind us they were here first. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1960 | I told you that I heard someone humming"The Flight of the Valkyries." | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1961 | Time for your Zoom meeting? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1962 | During the larval stage they're much easier to handle. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1963 | We'd like to invite you for a complimentary breakfast and an opportunity to learn more about a unique timeshare package available today! | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1964 | The mosquitoes aren’t bad, they aren’t biting me. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1965 | that’s funny, for some reason, they leave me alone. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1966 | They just seem to get bigger every year | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1967 | This is just like you, Maureen. You can’t avoid this conversation forever. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1968 | We are the october surprise from 2020. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1969 | I don't know what you're complaining about. The mosquitoes aren't bothering me at all. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1970 | I can’t believe it! Giant killer mosquitos WERE on my 2020 bingo board! | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1971 | Don’t worry i’ll just vote them out. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1972 | No, they’re not bothering me... | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1973 | Now tell them you have a headache! | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1974 | You know, you could’ve just walked away. The mosquitoes are a nice touch though. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1975 | I begged you to stop with the insecticide. This is evolution on steroids. I'll text your folks. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1976 | Just stay still | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1977 | Don't worry. They're aerial spraying tonight. You'll be back in the morning. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1978 | wow, they really suck | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1979 | Finally! What took you guys so long | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1980 | Now let's finally talk about my problems. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1981 | You just have to ignore them. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1982 | Where the heck have you been ? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1983 | Judy! Your flip flop fell off! | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1984 | "Honey, you know how I always considered you my queen, well ......." | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1985 | ...which reminds me, your mother called. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1986 | You know what I hate? The itching...and the swelling, the swelling and the itching. Hate it. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1987 | We agreed to a time-share presentation | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1988 | Remember how I said my parents were a pair of bloodsuckers? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1989 | Don't worry, the president says they're fake news. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1990 | Wait til you see the ants on this island! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1991 | Are you still a Global Warning denier? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1992 | Wave your hands and say shooo. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1993 | ...as I was saying, it's not the murder hornets that we should be worried about. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1994 | If you wanna see her ever again, 3 bottles of blood delivered to Weeki Wachee dock by 10PM tonite | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1995 | YOU told me they were the size of helicopters! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1996 | I told you to go vegan with me. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1997 | I TOLD you not to leave that Miracle-Gro just sitting around,anywhere! | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1998 | I told you not to sign up as a blood donor. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1999 | Just stay calm and motionless and don't provoke them. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2000 | The drones must be dyslexic. I ordered a grill. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2001 | Relax! If they’re taking you to their leader, how much worse could things be? | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2002 | Oh yeah, the blood bank called the other day about missing your appointment. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2003 | Some good news. They are not killer hornets. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2004 | Wait! Honey, what's our new WiFi password? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2005 | Is it you or me that's got a problem? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2006 | Relax honey, it's not like they are murder hornets. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2007 | Surprise, Honey. You got the job at Amazon! | 1.2453 | 0.05657 | 106 | 88 | 10 | 8 |
2008 | I told you - the herbal stuff just doesn’t work. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2009 | AB-negative... | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2010 | Does this mean we're breaking up? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2011 | I told you they were carriers. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2012 | At least you have the distinction of being carried off by an undescribed species. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2013 | Sorry honey, But I had to resort to Plan B | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2014 | Darn it, Karen, you used the wrong bottle again. You're supposed to use "Off" ... not "On"! | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2015 | I think I’ll wait for the official vaccine. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2016 | You booked us here, I didn't. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2017 | Bite her? I just met her | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2018 | Wow, this is a new kind of outsourcing for collection agencies, isn't it? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2019 | They don't even try to be subtle anymore. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2020 | You always find the weirdest excuses to not spend time toghether | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2021 | I see you've met Wisconsin's state bird. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2022 | Honey, don’t look now, but I think you chipped a nail. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2023 | No, not Jersey, these are from Chernobyl | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2024 | My edible hasn’t kicked in yet, how do you feel Katherine? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2025 | Look, if you put up a fight, things are gonna get bloody. | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2026 | Mosquitoes always seem to be more attracted to me than the people around me..... | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2027 | Whatever you do, don’t scratch. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2028 | Someone get Comey on the phone - the killer bees were only supposed to be released the week before the election | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2029 | You’ve heard of murder hornets, now get ready for abduction mosquitoes! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2030 | Maybe you're right and I do have no taste. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2031 | Relax. You'll be at your mother's house in no time. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2032 | Uber has a new business model--we'll see if it flies. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2033 | This is what I call a fly-by. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2034 | 2020, amirite? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2035 | I told you to use insect spray | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2036 | Don't worry. They've been bred to inject vaccine. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2037 | My flip-flop! My flip-flop!" | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2038 | We’re just their foreplay; they’ll either fly away, or, eat us. | 1.2427 | 0.04015 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2039 | I guess that repellant does work | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2040 | Honey, don't be concerned, mosquito's are carrier's of Ebola, there's no proof that they carry Covid-19. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2041 | Well you DID say that you wanted a cheap flight!” | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | Oh, one more thing ... is her fear of heights a deal-breaker? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2043 | Like I said, dear, the constant buzzing is not the worst part. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2044 | Not to worry, only the females bite. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2045 | Relax! They're more afraid of you than you are of them. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2046 | Thank God I’m AB negative! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2047 | Where's your Rachel Carson now? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2048 | So sorry honey that they like your blood better than mine | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2049 | It's better than killer aardvarks. Oh, and Susan, let's stop pretending this is going to work out. My heart is with Steve. But you still owe me $927 for rent and $73 for utilities. I don't want the dog. Your lasagna sucks. Say hi to your sister. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2050 | I said, "Don't order that chargeable zapper." But nooooo...... | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2051 | I told you they were big and to wear repellent... | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2052 | We’re going to need a urine sample. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2053 | You said they don’t bother you | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2054 | You're always getting carried away | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2055 | Told you to use the one with DEET! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2056 | I know—I was getting eaten alive earlier. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2057 | Should I call Jeff Goldblum?! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2058 | This is the last time I let you plan the vacation. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2059 | Ma’am your chair has just collapsed and we are trying to help you. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2060 | I tried to tell you about air bee and bee's! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2061 | I think I misunderstood when I ordered the "pest control package." | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2062 | As I was saying, men have it hard too | 1.2427 | 0.05766 | 103 | 86 | 9 | 8 |
2063 | Wow, this sure sucks. Situation like this you’d hope you at least had a good buzz on. Not sure what to do next, might have to wing it, but I’m bad at thinking on the fly, even though I’m itching to get better at it uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2064 | oh, don't forget your shoe! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2065 | I told you to take more vitamin B | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2066 | Ruth, don’t be scared, they’re our neighbors, the Paulsons. Remember them? They were in the coronavirus vaccine trials. I can tell you, that the vaccine they tested didn’t work. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2067 | I think there's a game on tonight... | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2068 | I TOLD YOU TO GET THE ZAPPER ! | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2069 | It’s really a lucky break to be chosen for the new COVID vaccine trials. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2070 | In 2019, this would have just been a nightmare. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2071 | They' re eating me alive! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2072 | I didn’t realize my honey recipe was that good. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2073 | So I just typed in best places to fly fish... | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2074 | I told you those "green" products wouldn't work. Now you've just them angry. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2075 | I told you they'd bring you back. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2076 | I think they want you to join their pod. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2077 | Will you be back for supper? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2078 | The neighbors say they're really quite friendly. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2079 | Can you hang on while I get my smart phone? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2080 | Don't worry, Trump said all is well and the mosquitos will disappear on their own | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2081 | Don't let them needle you. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2082 | Don't worry, they're just drones. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2083 | Boy, this is gonna itch... | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2084 | West Nile Virus is probably the least of our concerns... | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2085 | I told you that DEET-free spray doesn’t work! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2086 | And furthermore, when you get get dessert for yourself, you never ask if I want some, . . . | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2087 | It’ll improve considerably once all the bugs are worked out. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2088 | Need more spray? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2089 | You took your hydroxychloroquine, right? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2090 | This is definitely the one. I'd recognize those hands anywhere. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2091 | I thought that you were exaggerating when you said “The mosquitoes are the size of blue jays”. I did not realize that you meant Toronto Blue Jays. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2092 | I know, your Miss Universe obligations come first | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2093 | Don’t worry, only female mosquitoes bite, and only some of them carry Zika, Malaria, Dengue, Chikungunia, Encephalitis, Yellow Fever, West Nile Virus,.... | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2094 | Air travel has certainly changed with C0VID 19! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2095 | Don't worry, we've been socially distancing. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2096 | A couple of large mojitos sounded good", I said | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2097 | Relax, honey. Pretty soon the herd mentality for malaria will set in and we'll all be ok. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2098 | Now do you believe in the effect of climate change? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2099 | Yes, we're homicide detectives. We initially called ourselves 'the murder hornets', but 2020 wasn't ready for it. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2100 | My pets seem to like you. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2101 | Don't listen to him, that spray really doesn't even work. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2102 | Did you send in your ballot? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2103 | 100 million years of adaptation and these humans can’t even master the concept of masks and proper social distance. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2104 | These Amazon drones are aggressive | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2105 | I told you going vegan wouldn’t work. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2106 | So much for escaping the 'Kafkaesque stress' of the city, eh, Stace? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2107 | 'These police drones make sure that we follow social distancing' | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2108 | guess those GMO bugs didn’t do what we wanted | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2109 | But what did you say Karen? | 1.2427 | 0.04464 | 103 | 79 | 23 | 1 |
2110 | I’ve changed my mind about living in Texas. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2111 | Wait! Wait! I’ve got to stream this! | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2112 | You know what, at this point, I’m surprisingly ok with this. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2113 | We should have seen this coming | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2114 | Don't resist, that will only anger them. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2115 | Guess it’s that time of year again | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2116 | Wow, everything in New York City does get supersized. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2117 | I thought you said you'd ordered two large MOJITOS to help me forget about work! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2118 | Of course 2020 has human-sized murder mosquitoes. | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2119 | It's not October yet, they're early. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2120 | I told you Chernobyl was a bad posting for your first travel writing position. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2121 | Darn Democrats | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2122 | On the bright side, at least it’s not Covid. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2123 | Is this what they meant by pest removal?! | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2124 | Well, that figures. Hashtag 2020, amiright? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2125 | Don’t worry ma’am, we work for the Red Cross | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2126 | Fauci was warning us all about getting taken by domestic flies this summer | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2127 | Everyone has always paid more attention to you, sis. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2128 | All I said was, perfect time for a couple of Stingers | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2129 | Reminds me of a story ... | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2130 | I knew you were seeing another species." | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2131 | I told you to use DEET. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2132 | I don't think the the warm winters are having any affect on them. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2133 | Hey they've been cooped up all this time too | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2134 | I told you the organic bug repellent wouldn't work! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2135 | The ones that spread disease are actually more dangerous. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2136 | It’s only the females that bite. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2137 | I read that COVID-19 has weird effects on insects . . . | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2138 | You always wondered why a jerk like me could donate so much blood. Well, now you know. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2139 | It's always something, isn't it?! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2140 | Oh yeah, rural Japan near Fukushima you said | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2141 | Low-cost airlines are getting more aggressive these days! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2142 | This is what happens when you slur your words while ordering cocktails. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2143 | AMY: DECEASED CAUSE OF DEATH: 2020 | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2144 | So these are the Lawyers | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2145 | I told you, killing mosquitoes only breeds stronger mosquitoes! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2146 | So that’s why they call ‘em draggin’ flies! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2147 | No, Karen, those aren't murder hornets! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2148 | What goes around comes around, Karen. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2149 | They said everything is bigger here in Alaska but this is ridiculous. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2150 | Tse Hee | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2151 | Whoa, Nate Silver nailed it. First the pandemic, then the protests, then the forest fires, then the hurricanes, then Tom Brady's post-Patriots humiliation, then RBG's death, and then the plague of giant killer insects. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2152 | Honey, can you get me a beer while you're up? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2153 | Oh did I mention that this place was built on a old nuclear test site? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2154 | Omg, could have been me! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2155 | I think they’re now saying that you should not swat them away if you’re more than six feet off the ground. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2156 | You may not believe in global warming, but they sure do! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2157 | I'm sorry -- they said it was either you or me. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2158 | The bugs are getting really bad out here. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2159 | That's 2020 for ya. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2160 | Now do you see why I don't use a natural repellent? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2161 | I am literally being abducted by mosquitos. Believe me now? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2162 | Don't worry, honey. They say you've been nominated for the Supreme Court vacancy! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2163 | Don't worry, hon! We'll have a vaccine soon! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2164 | Karen finally bugged off. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2165 | Oh, I heard they were testing a new drone prototype! | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2166 | You may need your sandal | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2167 | 'No, no, no,' you said. 'We don't need the citronella candles.' | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2168 | Are you even listening to what I have to say? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2169 | I told you that perfume would attract predators. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2170 | Well, yeah, but there's only a few of them. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | I told you that if you took the Book of Revelations too seriously about the plagues, it would carry you away. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2172 | We always knew things would be bigger and better under Trump. Didn’t we? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2173 | If something is bugging you, you should talk about it. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2174 | You just had to lose that fifty pounds didn't you! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2175 | My DNA test only required a saliva sample. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2176 | I told you we should've gotten a screened-in porch! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2177 | I think you're getting carried away with your fear of mosquitoes. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2178 | I said, "The mosquitos are huge this season." You said, "Nonsense, you're getting a bit carried away." Look whose getting carried away now! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2179 | Finally. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2180 | You heard Trump. They’re just here for a little tickle. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2181 | Well,they do say that flying is much safer now. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2182 | I meant to tell you. I’m adopted and my parents don’t think you’re good for me. | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2183 | Don't worry, dear. The government says this is the most scientific method to administer the vaccine. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2184 | We’re not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy, and it’s 2020! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2185 | I think they're going to stick their noses in your business. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2186 | How many Bloody Mary's did you drink this morning? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2187 | It's ok Honey, they just want your blood. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2188 | “Uh, hold on... what was the WiFi password again?” | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2189 | It's why it's called "Big Sky Country." | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2190 | The package to be picked up is at the front door! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2191 | Nah,they just seem to leave me alone. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2192 | This might be a bad time to ask, but could you loan me fifty bucks? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2193 | Oh, you wanted extra large mojitos? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2194 | Maybe we should re-think DDT. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2195 | Malaria should be the least of your worries. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2196 | Do you still think I'm paranoid when I said we were being bugged? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2197 | Didn’t you hear? Mosquitos are exempt from the mask mandate. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2198 | Don’t worry, I can tell from here that they are males. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | I’ll call the exterminator tomorrow. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2200 | I told you your homemade repellent was delicious | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2201 | Flying will never be the same they said! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2202 | Is 2020 over, yet? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2203 | „2020 couldn‘t get any worse! Oh, wait..“ | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2204 | I told you the organic bug spray wouldn’t work | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2205 | Before you go, could you do one quick thing for me? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2206 | Told you to sit 6 feet away. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2207 | I know! But if I help we'd be breaking social distancing! | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2208 | Yes, they suck— but you’re supposed to wear a mask when you fly. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2209 | Don’t worry, they only take blood money | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2210 | I’d rate it a 5 overall if it were not for its location in a swamp next to a nuclear power plant... | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2211 | Try to see it from their perspective, dear | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2212 | Go ahead, she’s not my type | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2213 | I think things are turning around for the rest of 2020, Simonnnnnn... | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2214 | The giant mosquitoes are a hoax honey, stop being a drama queen | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2215 | Be careful,they aren't wearing masks! | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2216 | This is why I use bug spray. | 1.2376 | 0.04256 | 101 | 77 | 24 | 0 |
2217 | Did you save the receipt for that can of OFF? We should try to get our money back! | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2218 | I was starting to wonder what October 2020 would bring... | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2219 | This year, nothing surprises me. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2220 | I see you've met my legal team. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2221 | I told you that bug repellent was expired... | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2222 | This explains the great price with Airbnb. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2223 | I hardly think it's mansplaining to point out that Eastern Equine Encephalitis is a risk in this situation. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2224 | And to think you were worried about alien abductions. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2225 | At least you're not Donald Trump, or ICE, or the police, or a raging wildfire... | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2226 | why are you always interrupting when I'm talking about intimacy | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2227 | I guess buying you perfume from a discount entomologist was not a good idea. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2228 | It's probably because I'm vegetarian. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2229 | I told you that bug repellent is a must up here. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2230 | We forgot about the killer hornets but I guess they didn't forget about us. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2231 | They sure can be a nuisance, eh? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2232 | Now i know what's been bugging you lately! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2233 | I told you we might need bug repellent. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2234 | Everything is different this year. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | Everything really is bigger in Texas! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2236 | Didn’t the Bible say it was going to be locusts? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2237 | They always did prefer you....... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2238 | I think I’ll start wearing a mask | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2239 | Did I not mention DEET is the only effective bug spray? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2240 | We're in *their* habitat, Susan. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2241 | I'm having flashbacks from AP Bio. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2242 | Oh calm down. Mosquitoes can't transfer COVID. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2243 | Too late. The IRS just left. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2244 | Geez, I just sat down. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2245 | It's 2020 — are you really all that surprised? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2246 | Mama always said you had the sweetest blood. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2247 | You smell nice. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2248 | Want to tell them that the QAnon giant fly conspiracy theory is a hoax? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2249 | The mosquitoes are really bad this year. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2250 | If and when you get back I’ll be right here. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2251 | I told you to buy the stuff with DEET. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2252 | They're really aggressive tonight." | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2253 | Mosquito season already - I must put the screens up... | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2254 | But the only other bad thing about Minnesota is October through May when it's cold and snows. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2255 | Remember I told you to use Deep Woods Off and not that organic essential oil stuff... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2256 | Yup! You’re right. They are bigger in Texas! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2257 | Please don’t drop her | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2258 | I entered 'mosquito magnet' on the dating website; that's some algorithm! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2259 | The neighbors are WASPs. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2260 | You said book the cheapest flight. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2261 | Bug spray! That's what I forgot, bug spray! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2262 | Honey, I ordered the Uber’s new drone ride to avoid the rush hour traffic. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2263 | Well, we are in Texas. [underline “are”] | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2264 | So that’s why all of the jumbo size mosquito repellant was sold out. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2265 | You must have missed your appointment at the blood bank | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2266 | Oh, I forgot, the Mozzies wanted us over for dinner. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2267 | Watch out for the see-ums. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2268 | Calm down, we've got Allstate, you're in good hands! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2269 | These bugs? They're called 'See-Ums'. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2270 | 2020! Hey, am I right? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2271 | It's okay. They're both males. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2272 | Climate change, of course. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2273 | Honestly, you're probably better off. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2274 | They could be taking revenge for your swatting their children. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2275 | Attack their self-esteem, it’s where they're most vulnerable. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2276 | Are you allergic? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2277 | Think positive, honey. Maybe this is the new vaccine Trump promised. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2278 | That’s what happens when you don’t pay your Amazon bill. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2279 | At least they’re smaller than last year. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2280 | You didn't tell me you had friends coming over... | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2281 | They will get you to the polls any way they can. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2282 | I'll get that new drone delivery system to bring our picnic," you said. It'll be really cool," you said. "What could go wrong?" you said. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2283 | Write if you find work. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2284 | I’ll get the chair. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2285 | I don't know if I'm relieved or sorry this species only bites females. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2286 | For some reason, the mosquitos always come after you. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2287 | I'm sorry it had to end this way Susan. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | If I knew what they are, you'd say I was mansplaining. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2289 | I am pretty sure they are not poisonous | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2290 | Did you kick the nest? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2291 | WOW, you really do need the Giant can of Bug Spray this time of year! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2292 | Wow! Your flight is early! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2293 | Well, you did say you felt like shit. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2294 | At least they're not eating you alive. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2295 | Maybe you’re putting too much Miracle-Gro in the lily pond.” | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2296 | Seems like a bit much for a Covid test. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2297 | Why do we keep agreeing to go on double dates with pairs of giant mosquitoes? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2298 | Do you want me to get the bug spray? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2299 | You weren't exaggerating when you said the mosquitoes are big this year. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2300 | So that's what the resort meant by a giant infestation problem... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2301 | uh? I think those edibles are kicking in? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2302 | Honey, I thought social distancing applies everywhere, including in waspy neighborhoods | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2303 | Oh no, are you wearing my shorts? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2304 | Yeah, maybe they do like you better than they like me. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2305 | I don’t think there are any mosquitos here, you’re overreacting. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2306 | @realdonaldtrump does not deserve to be re-elected. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2307 | Maybe it’s your perfume | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2308 | Just try to relax honey. I know it’s big and scary but the probe only takes a couple seconds. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2309 | If it's brown: lay down. If it's black: fight back. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2310 | You get carried away every time you let them bug you. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2311 | Did you hear about the genetically modified mosquitos they released in Florida? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2312 | That time of the month already? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2313 | It gets, like, really buggy at sundown | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2314 | Why do you make such a big deal out of every little thing | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2315 | Damn your lemongrass mist, we should have used 100% DEET! | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2316 | In hindsight, I feel like the CDC guidelines on whether to invite them in or not may have contained some inaccuracies | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2317 | Look at that. No distancing...or masks either. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2318 | These guys thing every woman is their queen. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2319 | I told you to use the super-strength repellant. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2320 | I tried to tell you about that cheap perfume. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2321 | I can see that you're still ticked off. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2322 | Now will you tell me where you hid the remote? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | What's in your CBD?!? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2324 | We're in New Jersey. What did you expect? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2325 | they smell the Mesquite BBQ Smoke Repellent on You | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2326 | Well, we ARE in Texas, you know. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2327 | See? We should have worn our masks. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2328 | I told you not to feed them. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2329 | I told you not to wear perfume." | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2330 | Everyone expects locusts, and then this. 2020 is just full of surprises. Have a good trip, darling. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2331 | Honey? Do you need some help? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2332 | Sorry Jane, there is a shortage of 'O' blood and I had to turn you in! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2333 | Relax, hon. They're males--they don't bite. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2334 | Don't worry, ill make sure to vote! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2335 | You know what you did. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2336 | Don't worry, I'll vote in November! | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2337 | Well just be thankful there's only 2 | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2338 | Time flys when we’re together! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2339 | I told you, use 100% DEET, but no-o-o, you had to go with that stuff from the health food store. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2340 | I believe they want to hold you for ransom, but they don't see very well. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2341 | Have no fear; the Rapture is finally happening. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2342 | Calm down! Only the females bite. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2343 | Relax. At least it's not COVID. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2344 | Hold on! What’s the ransom? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2345 | You HAD to ask, ''What else could go wrong?' | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2346 | I don't think this is your Amazon drone delivery. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2347 | They are programmed to destroy all buzzkill! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2348 | I'd say Aedes Gigantica. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2349 | Be safe! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2350 | If this were any other year, I'd be worried. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2351 | Just let go, breathe in and out, and be in the moment. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2352 | I hear if you play dead, they leave you alone. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2353 | Don’t forget your mask. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2354 | My insect repellent contains deet and yours doesn't - whose seems more ominous now? | 1.2292 | 0.04050 | 96 | 75 | 21 | 0 |
2355 | I guess this means the Amazon drone trial-period went a little sideways... | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2356 | I knew that mosquito farm shouldn't have been built near that nuclear plant. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2357 | Don’t itch it, it’ll only get worse. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2358 | And I had a bet it would be locusts next. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2359 | They ARE Maine's state bird, you know. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2360 | They say we’re an invasive species. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2361 | It's not you, it's me. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2362 | Don’t worry, the males don’t bite. They just want you to get them some beer from town. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2363 | They're attracted to potassium. Lay off the bananas. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2364 | Well, at least she died how she lived... Being dragged around by horrifying oversized mosquitos. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2365 | You still using that natural bug spray? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2366 | Mother warned me about dating a WASP. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2367 | Ah, I was just wondering wat the 10th plague might be. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2368 | I told you there would be repercussions if you couldn't socially distance! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2369 | Did you kill their leader? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2370 | It's the safest way to fly these days. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2371 | Don’t move, there’s something on your face | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2372 | That's one way to leave your husband. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2373 | I guess that wasn't insect repellant that I gave you. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2374 | Oh dear! That does look like less fun than how it was described in the flyer. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2375 | At last an exciting evening in the Hamptons! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2376 | I think a good therapist could help you with your delusion of being carried away by big bugs. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2377 | you used your Deet, right" | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2378 | To the vector belongs the spoils, babe. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2379 | Incredible. They’re robots from Amazon Collections Division. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2380 | Don't worry, it's just a little bug. | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2381 | Close your mouth, you might catch a fly. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2382 | Find a mortgage rate lower than Fukushima’s and we’ll move; until then, expect some trade-offs. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2383 | Yep, it's 2020, this feels right. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2384 | Well honey I will never forget our last date. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2385 | I thought you were supposed to pay the exterminator this month | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2386 | Don't forget your flip-flop, honey | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2387 | Honey, did you forget your bug spray again? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2388 | I’m sure the ol’ “ I have a headache” routine will work | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2389 | Don’t forget to write. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2390 | Man, did you see the size of that chipmunk that just ran by? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2391 | Their fat sucking mosquitoes If it works we’ll be rich | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2392 | It's not like things could get any worse. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | As your fairy god-brother, you shall get your wish to be a Queen! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2394 | If you don't get upset, they'll go away. Probably. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2395 | Want me to leave the spray a 1 star review for you? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2396 | Or, you're being rescued from a boring date. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2397 | One more thing, my parents are mosquitoes and don't like me dating humans! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2398 | Thats the third time this week. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2399 | You always viewed yourself as a queen. You deserve this. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2400 | When the new police force spots someone not wearing a mask... | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2401 | I warned you. This neighborhood only permits WASPS | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2402 | No worries, Dear, When they bring you back, you'll be a Trump supporter like I am. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2403 | Sorry, I can’t help – they're an endangered species. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2404 | After all it is Minnesota | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2405 | Look on the bright side. Now you can stop worrying about the election results. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2406 | Sure, I guess airborne and insect-borne mean the same thing now. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2407 | Maybe releasing those bio-engineered mosquitos was not such a good idea. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2408 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I'd leave this conversation at all costs, but it's still better than hearing you say 'unprecedented' again. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2409 | Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get worse | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2410 | Don't worry they are only going to test a coronavirus vaccine. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2411 | Looks like you caught a bug. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2412 | Relax! The President says they will not eat people. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2413 | This is the last time we "go outside for a talk". | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2414 | His campaign is getting out of control. Let's just get our ballots and vote | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2415 | Well at least SOMEONE thinks you're sweet | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2416 | Gee, mosquitoes DO seeem to prefer you. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2417 | That's it! I am NEVER coming outside again! | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2418 | Ha! I told you 2020 could still get worse. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2419 | Let me know if you see a silver lining. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2420 | If you just let them bite you, it won't itch afterwards. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2421 | You said we can't afford first class! | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2422 | Honey, they won't bite. They're males. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2423 | Sorry Honey! I guess those calls for O positive donors are no longer voluntary! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2424 | Looks like the neighbor kid is playing Jumanji again. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2425 | Bug off will ya. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2426 | I told you the bee venom wrinkle cream might not be such a good idea. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2427 | I guess they really DO target you | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2428 | Don't worry, they don't carry Covid-19. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2429 | I said a double VODKA stinger! | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2430 | Don't bug me - I'm on vacation. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2431 | No evil pesticides, you said. Just a couple of mosquitos, you said. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2432 | And in this dream, where did they take you? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2433 | You said there was nothing to be afraid of, that we could sit in the back yard without masks! | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2434 | How will I recognize you when they bring you back? | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2435 | And you know what else bugs me? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2436 | To be fair, they were mentioned in the cabin rental notes... | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2437 | You don't need to worry, only the females drink blood. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2438 | Be sure to send me your new address! | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2439 | Is this where our date ends? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2440 | So that plant fertilizer spray has surely worked on the bugs | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2441 | In a reverse move, Amazon awkwardly explores customer pick-ups by drones to beat Walmart at convenience. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2442 | Now honey, when I said buzz off... | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2443 | Just say No to Bugs | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2444 | Oh, so that's what's been bugging you! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2445 | Well, I warned you: flick, don't swat mosquitoes! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2446 | GIVE ME A BUZZ LATER, IF IT'S CONVENIENT. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2447 | It’s not the outdoor pick-me-up,you could ever have imagined. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2448 | Enough about me. How's the apocalypse going for you? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2449 | The good news is you get the title of 'Queen'. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | 2020, this is not such a surprise. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2451 | Wait! How long till I flip the burgers? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2452 | Well 2020 just keeps on biting. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | Trumps's troops??? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2454 | Keep calm. They'll only bite around the ankles. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2455 | I don't get bitten by mosquitoes myself, so I don't think they exist. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2456 | Just shows you that everything comes at a price, even for being “sugar and spice and everything nice.” | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2457 | Well, you didn’t want to use my bug spray. Too many chemicals, you said. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2458 | I told you! The cheaper the real estate, the bigger the bugs! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2459 | Now I know why the bug spray was on sale. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2460 | Must be running low on O negative again. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2461 | Want me to go get the spray? | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2462 | Can you get me a beer while you're out? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2463 | Surprise! I couldn't afford to give you a hot air balloon ride, so I hired these guys | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2464 | Maybe next year we shouldn’t vacation in Wisconsin. | 1.2292 | 0.04312 | 96 | 74 | 22 | 0 |
2465 | Remember that '50's movie classic "Them"? This is a real-life sequel, don't you think? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2466 | Should I wait up? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2467 | They feed on fear. 2020 has been a good year for them. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2468 | I was praying for velociraptors..... | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | Wait,you forgot your mask! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2470 | AB negative! Yum! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2471 | I told you the eau de parfum Bayou was a bad idea! | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2472 | I warned you about using Miracle-Gro in the garden. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2473 | I like being outdoors more, but let's not get carried away. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2474 | I told you not to use last year's Off. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2475 | Mosquito season’s really picking up! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2476 | Again, what was the reason you don't want to used bug spray? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2477 | They say everything is bigger in Texas! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | Do you want me to get the 'Off'? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2479 | I told you bug spray has an expiration date. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2480 | What can I say? They like your type. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2481 | Wow, you really do have blood type O | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2482 | I’m not gonna lie, I kind of miss the murder hornets. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2483 | I'll do the dishes tonight. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2484 | Still think my repellent has too many chemicals in it? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2485 | Stay calm, honey, they just want your antibodies. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2486 | I guess to the deep woods off you go. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2487 | Relax! It's the blood banks new remote collection system. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2488 | If you make it out alive, could you bring back a beer? Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2489 | I told you that DEET-free stuff doesn’t work. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2490 | Wow, the mosquitoes are really bad here | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2491 | Really, Margaret, you always seem to get carried away. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2492 | Don’t worry honey, I voted by mail. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2493 | Calm down Karen, no need to overreact | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2494 | This is not what I meant by ‘intervene if the date is boring | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2495 | Honey, this was the only way I could get your attention. Before they take you away just wanted to tell you one thing. Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2496 | I told you — donate to one politically motivated mosquito and they’ll never leave you alone. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2497 | I love late summer produce | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2498 | You said outdoor dining. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2499 | Well, that escalated rather quickly. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2500 | See honey, I told you everything is bigger in Texas | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2501 | Trust them sweetie, they’ve dealt with this kind of thing before | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2502 | It was either you or me. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2503 | Wherever they take you it’s got to be better then here. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2504 | It just seems like they get bigger every year. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2505 | Honey I'd help you but I need to maintain 6 feet. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2506 | Please let her go and I’ll lead you straight to the blood bank. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2507 | I asked you politely to stop bugging me | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2508 | Can't we have a civil discussion without your lawyers present??? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2509 | I bet it's your bananas. I read an article that eating bananas draws mosquitoes. I'll text it to you. What you should do is eat cloves of raw garlic, like I told you. Is there still apple cider vinegar? One tablespoon a day would do it. Hey, watch it. Stop kicking me, Diane. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2510 | It’s 2020, what did you expect when you left the bug spray at home? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2511 | So it seems nature is stabilizing again | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2512 | Don't worry. They don't bite. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2513 | takeout is getting even more popular these days | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2514 | Give me a buzz when you get there, ok? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2515 | A bit theatrical don't you think? Ghosting would've been just fine, Pamela | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2516 | I’d have been surprised in 2019 | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2517 | So there really is a God | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2518 | Wierd. These kind don't usually carry parasites. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2519 | Bite me. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2520 | I told you not to cheep out on the off brand... | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2521 | Bet you won't forget the OFF! next time. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2522 | These mosquitos seem to like you. A lot. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2523 | I think maybe we should go inside for dessert?! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2524 | Apparently, Trump actually owns this resort. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2525 | I guess 'Everything's bigger in Texas' has a downside. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2526 | You’re the one who wanted to fly somewhere on vacation. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2527 | Actually I think they DON’T really like you. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2528 | Trust me, you're better off with the murder hornets. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2529 | Have you seen the kids lately? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2530 | Yah. They’re bad this year. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2531 | I told you to use bug repellent. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2532 | Yeah, they get bad this time of the year. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2533 | I guess you must be their type | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2534 | Should I get some Benadryl? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2535 | I'm starting to regret when I let those small mosquitos live when I felt bad for them. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2536 | Dear you really should try the Off. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2537 | One kept me up all last night, sweety | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2538 | It's 2020 - that's why. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2539 | I guess the vaccine came out early this year. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2540 | let me grab some spray | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2541 | Try making yourself bigger. No, Honey, you are NOT big - you are a beautiful petite woman. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2542 | My mother warned me against marrying a WASP. They are very possessive, she said. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2543 | 2020... | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2544 | Killer wasps and kidnapping mosquitoes. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2545 | I told you to put on more bug spray. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2546 | Maybe their West Nile Virus will kill your Coronavirus | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2547 | It's just as well the way 2020 is going. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2548 | Want me to grab your mask? | 1.2258 | 0.04082 | 93 | 73 | 20 | 0 |
2549 | Relax, male mosquitoes do not bite. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2550 | I’ll get the citronella | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2551 | Come on, it's 2020. You can't really expect to sit under a tree on a sunny afternoon without being arrested by the Super Bugs | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2552 | I was certain the spray can said "Off! Not On!" | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2553 | You should have used the stuff with the deet. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2554 | It’s your fault having that rare blood type, good luck. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2555 | A surprising but not entirely unwelcome end to quarantine. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2556 | I guess I should've burned a bigger citronella candle. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2557 | Raid? No, could cause cancer | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2558 | You're the one that wanted to move to Louisiana! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2559 | i KNEW the Senate shouldn't have cut funding to the EPA! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2560 | I ASKED YOU REPEATEDLY NOT TO KEEP FEEDING THEM | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2561 | No, you said, we'll be fine without bug spray. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2562 | I sure hope it’s a flashback | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2563 | It’s okay, they’re not murder hornets. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2564 | I told you it was a mesquite BBQ. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2565 | Locusts. In 2020. Why are we surprised? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2566 | Ice caps melt all the time. I just don't see the proof. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2567 | it's not nice to fool Mother Nature. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2568 | Its amazing how realistic they are... | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2569 | I told you it was going to be impossible to cancel Netflix. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2570 | Don't worry, the giant ones don't bite. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2571 | I said it seems like there are FEWER mosquitos this year. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2572 | I'm sorry it had to end this way. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2573 | Told you we needed to spray the good stuff. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2574 | At least we don't have wildfires, floods, or hurricanes in Ohio." | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2575 | I know, but the fires have destroyed their natural habitat! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2576 | Not to worry! They're not the West Nile variety. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2577 | Damn Homicide Mosquitoes! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2578 | Ugh this sucks! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2579 | I swear they get bigger every year. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2580 | I told you that dollar store bug repellent was a waste of money! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2581 | Just yell if you need help. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2582 | I told you that small citronella candle wouldn’t be enough.” | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2583 | They've always liked you more than me. | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2584 | You forgot the OFF again. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2585 | Huh, and I thought you were just afraid of spiders. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2586 | We all have to sacrifice, so I volunteered you. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2587 | I'm being calm...You don't have to chew my head off. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2588 | Did you forget your DEET? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2589 | At least they have good taste. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2590 | I told you - the more bug repellant you use the bigger the bugs get! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2591 | I guess that confirms your blood is Type O | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2592 | An Alabama vacation was YOUR idea..... | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2593 | Wait! I'm not wearing a mask! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2594 | They always get you if you don’t cover up. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2595 | But oh, no, you didn't want to smell like citronella! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2596 | The good news is they are genetically engineered not to reproduce. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2597 | All the good ones are taken. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2598 | I told you that you smelled good. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2599 | You don’t have to say it, I can see it on your face. “Oh, Tristan, another failed experiment!” | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2600 | Mosquitoes love you. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2601 | I don’t think they understand social distancing... | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2602 | I suppose you will say this is the result of global warming also. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2603 | I'm not your swat team when someone bugs you. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2604 | I distinctly remember ordering two moscatos... | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2605 | You're the one who wanted to vacation at Jurassic Park | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2606 | I don't think the bug spray helped... | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2607 | Don’t worry, they’ll bring you back for a transfusion. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2608 | Wow, I guess they really do love you a lot. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2609 | Look out, See-Ums! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2610 | I swear that “all organic” repellant only encourages them! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2611 | I told you that spray would just make them angry." | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2612 | I'll watch the kids till you get back. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2613 | I warned you not to hit their kid. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2614 | Did you use extra strength insect repellent? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2615 | I just wanted to relax and now you're getting carried away by just two mosquitoes? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2616 | See, it's not all bad that you put on a few pounds. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2617 | Be sure to have her back by 6:00 to make dinner. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2618 | Take it easy honey, male mosquitoes don't bite. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2619 | Well, try to be back in time to fix dinner! | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2620 | I told you not to use the name "QueenBee" on Tik Tok | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2621 | You said you needed a pick me up !! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2622 | You're the one who wanted to live in Minnesota. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2623 | Did you get your flu shot? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2624 | Well, how many times have I told you to bug off? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2625 | Try to relax and Enjoy the flight ... | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2626 | We are from the CDC and we are here to help you. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2627 | I swapped your repellant with water. They work for me, now. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2628 | Don’t worry, Fox News says you’ve got nothing to worry about. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | When the edibles really kick in you might be surprised. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2630 | I told you to sit still! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2631 | Don't worry, I heard the "murder" part of their name is a hoax. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2632 | When Florida’s state bird attacks.. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2633 | they're not murder hornets,so that's good. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2634 | You asked to “fly” didn’t you? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2635 | Now, there's no need to over-dramatize this . . . | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2636 | Climate change cancel culture, is for the...er...bugs | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2637 | "Well, if you'd worn a long sleeve shirt." | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2638 | And you were only concerned about the murder hornets. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2639 | Oh! That's where that noise was coming from! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2640 | I want you to meet my parents. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2641 | Reconsidering your no DEET stance? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2642 | Well nuts. The Chinese are at it again. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2643 | Hey,Dengue,it's my turn! Get lost,Zika, I was here first. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2644 | Join us, leave the drone to fend for himself. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2645 | Tell them it's NOT a hoax | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | Have her back by five. I'm hungry too. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2647 | So, that's a hard "No" to LS-Deet? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2648 | OMG Mom, I think Trump knows you're voting for Biden! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2649 | Tell them you stopped using TikTok! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2650 | These mosquitoes are really eating me alive! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2651 | To make it worse, they came from Magic Johnson's house | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2652 | I told you that seat was saved. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2653 | Some people just have sweet blood! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2654 | Labeling yourself as a 'White Anglo-Saxon Protestant' confuses them. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | Just don’t stratch it later. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2656 | How can this be happening? We stopped testing for enormous man-eating mosquitoes weeks ago! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2657 | Don't worry, only female mosquitoes bite. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2658 | Don't worry, they are not blood sucking mosquitos! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2659 | Bug spray, Emily. Bug spray. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2660 | See? I told you sunscreen is not a repellent! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2661 | Maybe you should try a more plant-based diet,Jill. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2662 | "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Apply the bug spray before we go out! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2663 | Not to be an alarmist, but I think Trump isn't going leave quietly. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2664 | ....and you were worried about alien abduction. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2665 | Don’t worry, they just take a few bites before moving on to a new victim. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2666 | ''Honey, don't forget your flip-flop." | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2667 | Do you suppose the Gates Foundation know about these? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2668 | I told you we should’ve brought the bug spray. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2669 | Seems like they're always after you. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2670 | See? If anything I was downplaying their size when I said they were as big as birds. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2671 | Oh no!...I knew that chair would break if it fell over" | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2672 | You will be fine. After listening to you, they think you are the queen. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2673 | I knew we should have packed that citronella candle. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2674 | I've heard about being swept off your feet, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2675 | You know this nuclear winter is starting to give off summer vibes as well. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2676 | No, these are Murder Incorporated hornets. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | I told you not to have that last Bloody Mary. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2678 | Exactly how long did you say you've been writing for Buzzfeed? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2679 | And just when you thought this holiday couldn’t suck more. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2680 | They took the Warp Speed inoculation... | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2681 | Don’t worry honey - only the female mosquitoes bite | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2682 | Honey, I told you not to invite the neighbors. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2683 | Would you mind just dropping me off in Canada? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2684 | I'll get the fly swatter; maybe I best fetch the machine gun! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2685 | ...they are the exterminators! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2686 | Don't worry, they're just wanton endangerment hornets. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2687 | Remember when a "tan suit' was the most outrageous thing that had ever happened in the USA? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2688 | I don’t think the citronella is effective. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2689 | Sorry honey, wouldn't you know, the one day I forget the insect spray! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2690 | I know you are an environmentalist Marsha , but we should really have called Terminix 3 weeks ago!! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2691 | Don't worry.. At least they are not the Murder Hornets..I'll get the ransom kit out of the closet. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2692 | You’ve opened up a real hornets’ nest, Marie. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2693 | I told you that $50 organic honey lotion was a scam | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2694 | You wanted to vacation in Wisconsin. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2695 | It's ok, the guide says those aren't murder hornets, just the local mosquitoes. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2696 | That stir fry we just ate... You've been out picking mushrooms again, haven't you! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2697 | They’ve come for us! Call the SWAT team! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2698 | Of course it had deet, why? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2699 | But you've always dreamed of being a queen. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2700 | Don't worry, they usually leave after they get a pint or two. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2701 | It’s October. What else did you expect? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2702 | Quick, what's the wifi password again? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2703 | Don't swat it. It just makes the bite worse. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2704 | This social isolation is really bugging me. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2705 | You’re AB Positive, I presume. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2706 | You'll be fine..You have your cell phone, right?" | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2707 | COVID19 isn’t the world’s only superbug. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2708 | Still worried about the harmful effects of DEET? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2709 | Mosquitoes have never liked me. I'm lucky I guess. | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 72 | 21 | 0 |
2710 | I told you, that all natural insect repellent just doesn't work. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2711 | Too bad all the airlines went bankrupt, but at least you'll get there. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2712 | Don't look at me! It wasn't my idea to play Jumanji!! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2713 | Don’t forget to social distance. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2714 | You’re just not my blood type. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2715 | Ok, but at least it's something different! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2716 | Put away that spray," you said. "Chemicals kill," you said | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2717 | They claim it's the new covid free way to travel | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | What? They’re not bothering me. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2719 | I'm telling you, you gotta use the stuff with the DEET. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2720 | Don’t look at me... you were the one that said there was a big buzz about this place. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2721 | Don't be a sore loser, Gloria. A bet's a bet. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2722 | I Think I mentioned renting a summer cottage on Three Mile Island may be a risky move. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2723 | Don't worry -- I'll wait right here. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2724 | I always found "man-eating" insulting, aren't you glad there's finally some diversity here? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2725 | Sorry honey. i forget to pay last month credit card bill. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2726 | Damn! They weren't supposed to come this week! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2727 | Wow honey, the mosquitos are pretty bad this year | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2728 | I told you to spray... but,nooo! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2729 | Maria...every time you explain why you’ll never hurt a fly, you get carried away! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2730 | That’s gonna leave a mark. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2731 | Don't get carried away, they're just mosquitos. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2732 | It was fun while it lasted, but I want to see other people. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2733 | I told ya, Mate. Everything is bigger in Australia. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2734 | What would PETA do? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2735 | If you just stay still they’ll go away. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2736 | huh, maybe 2020 isn’t so bad | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2737 | Way to put the buzz in buzzkill. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2738 | Just another run of the mill day in 2020. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 |