Contest #726


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726

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids.”
  2. “It’s odd, you know. They never seem to bother me.”
  3. “If you ignore them, they go away.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-09-28T00:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-10-12T00:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-10-06T00:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 12, 2020
Number of captions 7705
Number of responses 978388
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Once they choose their queen, honey, it’s really hard to change their minds. 2.2035 0.00872 7283 1426 2949 2908
1 The President says that we should ignore them they will just go away. 1.9498 0.01508 2831 986 1001 844
2 I asked you to go get two MOJITOS!!! 1.9342 0.00988 6521 2306 2339 1875
3 Clearly 2020 isn't over yet. 1.9336 0.01086 5363 1890 1941 1532
4 Is this your first visit to Minnesota? 1.9201 0.01540 2704 983 954 767
5 In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this 1.8850 0.01007 6037 2236 2261 1540
6 Relax! The president says they're harmless. 1.8813 0.00988 6675 2620 2228 1826
7 Mojitos...she ordered two MOJITOS! 1.8654 0.00776 10655 4227 3635 2793
8 That's funny, they don't seem to be bothering me. 1.8457 0.01047 5671 2268 2010 1393
9 Six months ago, this would have made the news. 1.8444 0.00791 9699 3816 3576 2307
10 Don't worry, honey. I called the SWAT team and they're on their way. 1.8346 0.01108 5054 2059 1774 1220
11 I saw them coming ... but I didn't want you to panic. 1.8267 0.01090 5441 2311 1762 1368
12 Am I still the worst thing that’s ever happened to you Bethany? 1.8240 0.00946 7052 2962 2374 1716
13 I think I ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.8053 0.01822 1983 883 603 497
14 Wait - what’s your Netflix password? 1.7914 0.01188 4536 2025 1432 1078
15 You were right -- they ARE attracted to you. 1.7788 0.01198 3878 1605 1527 746
16 Let's go to Texas," you said. "Everything's bigger in Texas," you said. "It'll be great," you said. 1.7659 0.00957 6481 2860 2278 1343
17 Nuke the mosquitoes, you said. What could it hurt, you said. 1.7589 0.02087 1344 594 480 270
18 Maybe we should stop treating the garden with Miracle-Gro. 1.7522 0.02107 1239 532 482 225
19 So now do you believe in climate change? 1.7479 0.02066 1313 575 494 244
20 Looks like you are finally getting your wish to be 'queen for a day.' 1.7447 0.02307 1081 484 389 208
21 I think they might be carriers. 1.7305 0.01468 2675 1228 940 507
22 You said to book the cheapest flight available 1.7189 0.01263 3639 1712 1238 689
23 See? I told you it was dangerous to proudly self-identify as a W.A.S.P. 1.7046 0.01320 3385 1649 1089 647
24 Don't worry, I hear they are going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle - they will disappear. 1.7033 0.01326 3384 1659 1070 653
25 I told you not to step on the little one. 1.7011 0.01328 3202 1525 1108 568
26 Ouch. Honey, you’re on my foot. 1.6809 0.01280 3717 1915 1074 727
27 You know it's a hoax, right? 1.6806 0.01557 2345 1160 774 411
28 We should go inside before they get really bad. 1.6770 0.02121 1220 595 424 201
29 To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids. 1.6745 0.01099 4707 2353 1533 821
30 Somehow it always ends up being about you, doesn’t it. 1.6716 0.01421 2817 1415 912 490
31 You just had to ask, "What else could happen in 2020?" 1.6650 0.02010 1403 711 451 241
32 Well, I guess we scratch lemon-eucalyptus off the list 1.6573 0.01291 3125 1532 1132 461
33 At least you won’t be here on election night 1.6513 0.01407 2948 1553 870 525
34 Oh, I see, you meant what all THAT buzz was about. 1.6503 0.02455 858 424 310 124
35 How’s that organic insect repellent working? 1.6474 0.02714 763 396 240 127
36 I keep telling you to use deet spray at the cottage, but noooooo Miss I-only-use-organic-products won't listen 1.6470 0.01418 2785 1444 880 461
37 Stop exaggerating...we have seen exactly two mosquitos all day. 1.6458 0.01278 3300 1701 1081 518
38 Before you go, what's the wi-fi password? 1.6401 0.01204 3873 2035 1196 641
39 THAT'S what else could go wrong this year, Claire. 1.6384 0.01222 3700 1934 1171 595
40 The spray said it killed 99%. What did you think would happen to the 1%? 1.6344 0.02416 908 467 306 135
41 Don't worry. In a couple months, like a miracle, they'll disappear. 1.6308 0.01192 4144 2268 1138 738
42 It's odd, you know. They never seem to bother me. 1.6213 0.01160 3985 2107 1278 598
43 What part of, “We have a big mosquito population here”, didn’t you understand. 1.6198 0.01883 1486 781 489 216
44 Don't act scared; they can sense that 1.6195 0.01486 2402 1268 780 354
45 I guess you're their type. 1.6182 0.01222 3876 2146 1065 665
46 You win. It CAN get worse. 1.6128 0.01844 1578 850 492 236
47 Oh, I think dengue may be the least of your worries right now. 1.6119 0.01517 2257 1194 745 318
48 Actually, Jessica, I DO think you’re getting carried away... 1.6116 0.01332 3221 1788 893 538
49 So you got yourself a blood-sucking divorce lawyer; I went a different route. 1.6106 0.02301 1053 578 307 168
50 I’ll send the SWAT team. 1.6045 0.01396 2951 1662 791 496
51 Is it just me, or are they a lot worse this year? 1.6039 0.02355 871 451 314 106
52 They don't seem to be bothering me" 1.6012 0.01378 2911 1616 840 455
53 Good thing you sent in your absentee ballot. 1.5993 0.01518 2416 1350 684 382
54 So, how's that organic, all-natural bug repellant working out for you? 1.5986 0.01476 2601 1468 709 424
55 You shouldn’t have been so braggy about being a universal donor. 1.5983 0.01929 1379 742 449 188
56 ... you should see the bats that eat them... 1.5976 0.01609 2182 1234 593 355
57 I knew pestilence would be next! 1.5958 0.01508 2504 1425 667 412
58 Remember 2019, when this would be considered weird? 1.5954 0.01464 2464 1351 759 354
59 Honey, that settles it. They ARE worse than last year! 1.5921 0.01414 2542 1381 820 341
60 Should I call the SWAT team? 1.5882 0.02758 692 383 211 98
61 I did warn you that mosquitoes here literally eat you alive. 1.5876 0.01593 2010 1105 632 273
62 Now I know why the house by the Nuclear plant was so cheap. 1.5876 0.01554 2233 1252 650 331
63 I told you to stop saying ‘2020 can’t possibly get any worse!’ 1.5866 0.01575 2199 1242 624 333
64 The White House said it's a new species from China, but nothing to worry about. 1.5864 0.01593 2154 1218 609 327
65 I’m not getting bitten but if you think you’re getting bitten we can go inside. 1.5854 0.01668 1896 1070 554 272
66 Go Figure. The experts all said being outside was the safest place to be. 1.5790 0.01737 1620 880 541 198
67 I am really hoping those special Brownies have kicked in” 1.5789 0.01684 1831 1022 556 252
68 I just feel like every time we go and do something together, you try to make the situation all about you. 1.5760 0.01793 1717 992 461 264
69 Global Swarming 1.5750 0.01777 1640 923 492 225
70 As I recall, moving to Florida was your idea. 1.5741 0.01631 1904 1063 592 249
71 THAT'S gonna itch. 1.5653 0.02834 628 354 193 81
72 I said two extra large MOJITOS! 1.5601 0.01916 1507 894 382 231
73 Deet: one; honey-lavender sugar body scrub: zero. 1.5577 0.01862 1508 875 425 208
74 Bingo! 2020 card completed 1.5576 0.01983 1363 800 366 197
75 Good grief Marge, don’t get carried away. It’s only a couple of bugs! 1.5562 0.02125 1086 614 340 132
76 Statistically, the flu is a much bigger threat. 1.5560 0.02089 1178 680 341 157
77 The new neighbors really know how to suck the wife out of a party. 1.5539 0.01939 1448 863 369 216
78 Call me when you get there, you know how much I worry. 1.5539 0.02033 1244 721 357 166
79 2020: The Season Finale. 1.5528 0.01943 1411 832 378 201
80 Just relax; you’re getting carried away! 1.5518 0.02155 1111 647 315 149
81 Citronella’s a hoax. 1.5517 0.01995 1421 866 328 227
82 I don’t see a future with you, Alice. 1.5492 0.02080 1149 661 345 143
83 Do you have your mask? 1.5470 0.02146 1128 664 311 153
84 Now do you want the carcinogenic bug spray? 1.5459 0.01967 1306 761 377 168
85 Just try to ignore them 1.5459 0.02017 1264 742 354 168
86 I empathize. I’m getting eaten alive in my fantasy football league. 1.5433 0.02147 1259 784 266 209
87 Looks like Amazon's drones still have a few bugs. 1.5423 0.02121 1169 697 310 162
88 The one day we go outside in 2020. 1.5421 0.02153 1175 712 289 174
89 Ok, now youre just getting carried away. 1.5376 0.02163 1105 661 295 149
90 Also, I'm breaking up with you. 1.5344 0.02640 771 470 190 111
91 If you're getting up anyway, can I have another beer? 1.5342 0.04211 292 175 78 39
92 First time in Minnesota? 1.5314 0.02166 1067 634 299 134
93 My thoughts and prayers are with you during these difficult times. 1.5313 0.03340 527 336 102 89
94 I don't think itching is going to be your big problem. 1.5290 0.02168 1036 611 302 123
95 OK, but if we shrunk where did we get the tiny chairs? 1.5276 0.02191 1016 606 287 123
96 What did you expect? It’s 2020. 1.5274 0.02230 1003 599 279 125
97 ...And THAT, RIGHT THERE, is why I order extra garlic." 1.5274 0.02250 986 589 274 123
98 Do you want me to mail your absentee ballot? 1.5273 0.02280 990 599 260 131
99 Wow! You were right! They DO have a preference... 1.5239 0.02246 964 573 277 114
100 I told you you should have voted early. 1.5216 0.02417 809 477 242 90
101 Looks like the boys at Monsanto have been using GMOs again. 1.5205 0.02305 926 556 258 112
102 Ok, so maybe I didn't spray the yard 1.5193 0.02247 909 532 282 95
103 On the upside, the total number of mosquitoes has really dropped since they added chemicals to the pond. 1.5193 0.02274 909 537 272 100
104 I told you, everything’s bigger in Texas 1.5169 0.02387 857 516 239 102
105 Okay, tell me again about how deet is bad for the environment. 1.5165 0.02374 877 531 239 107
106 Have her back by November 3d. 1.5159 0.02405 878 538 227 113
107 Well, it isn't the worst thing that's happened this year. 1.5147 0.02440 851 522 220 109
108 Don't look at me. You're the one who voted for Trump." 1.5078 0.02920 644 413 135 96
109 Every time we talk about climate change you get carried away! 1.5058 0.02526 771 478 198 94
110 ...so then we genetically modified the females so they couldn't breed, but then we discovered...say, are even you listening to me? 1.5058 0.02508 773 473 209 91
111 Don't worry dear, our President says they're harmless. 1.5058 0.02606 773 488 179 106
112 ...on the bright side, hydroxychloroquine actually works on malaria. 1.5058 0.02566 781 489 189 103
113 Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.5046 0.02454 761 456 226 79
114 Be their Queen, it's your destiny. 1.5014 0.02510 732 444 210 78
115 Oh, God! Your shoe fell off! 1.5007 0.02657 731 462 172 97
116 I guess now we DO know what’s next after Covid. 1.5000 0.02617 722 449 185 88
117 Bug spray? And damage the ozone layer? 1.4993 0.02555 723 442 201 80
118 Cheap or not, it's the last time I book an Airbnb near Chernobyl. 1.4992 0.02905 593 371 148 74
119 So you won't be able to pick up the kids today? 1.4982 0.02966 558 347 144 67
120 I told you to stop flushing those steroids down the toilet! 1.4971 0.02669 698 437 175 86
121 Fellas, I just want to return the chair to Amazon. Just the chair. 1.4971 0.02710 684 430 168 86
122 When they came for the overripe bananas, we did nothing, because we were not overripe bananas... 1.4956 0.02757 684 437 155 92
123 Before you get carried away, let me explain! 1.4955 0.02588 672 406 199 67
124 I'd say malaria is the least of your problems. 1.4949 0.02637 687 425 184 78
125 Remember, Sonya, it was you who said you weren't going to let a couple of mosquitoes keep you from enjoying your vacation. 1.4949 0.02654 681 422 181 78
126 Don't worry, like a miracle they'll disappear. 1.4949 0.02670 681 424 177 80
127 Even the remote possibility of getting cancer from using too much repellant doesn't seem so bad, NOW, does it?! 1.4942 0.02588 684 417 196 71
128 How about now, Loraine? You still think essential oils are as good as industrial repellent? 1.4933 0.02781 671 430 151 90
129 It's a good thing that you voted early." 1.4924 0.02693 662 412 174 76
130 I've learned to accept the things I can't control, hon. 1.4924 0.02882 591 371 149 71
131 I'm not a mind reader, just tell me how I can help. 1.4911 0.03623 393 252 89 52
132 Of course I love you, but I just sat down. 1.4897 0.02805 584 359 164 61
133 Omg! It's global swarming! 1.4882 0.02802 633 402 153 78
134 It was your choice to come to Chernobyl. 1.4881 0.02761 629 394 163 72
135 So much for your organic bug spray 1.4864 0.02743 623 388 167 68
136 Sorry, looks like I accidentally sprayed you with a can of ON 1.4853 0.02858 614 393 144 77
137 I guess it’s still 2020. 1.4844 0.02910 578 367 142 69
138 Lets put her here as if she were talking to the other human 1.4843 0.02890 605 389 139 77
139 Told you. DEET is better than that stuff you bought from the co-op. 1.4843 0.02653 605 365 187 53
140 The Red Cross is really committing to their blood drive this year. 1.4833 0.02736 598 368 171 59
141 If you ignore them, they go away 1.4824 0.02807 595 373 157 65
142 We have a huge mosquito problem around here. 1.4814 0.02938 565 360 138 67
143 No worries,it's Ed and Millie. They're into Kafka. 1.4806 0.02916 568 361 141 66
144 Remind me again why we fled Manhattan for the safety of suburbia? 1.4794 0.02817 559 345 160 54
145 When you get back, will you bring me a beer? 1.4790 0.02836 572 358 154 60
146 Apparently, there are fifty-one ways to leave your lover! 1.4781 0.02987 571 372 125 74
147 Maybe that wasn't bug spray. 1.4780 0.02781 569 353 161 55
148 IT'S A STING OPERATION! 1.4777 0.02990 538 343 133 62
149 Chill Becca. I’m the one who’s allergic. 1.4769 0.02977 541 345 134 62
150 Hurry, tell them you have Covid. 1.4769 0.02895 562 359 140 63
151 Be calm. They can smell fear. 1.4769 0.02895 562 359 140 63
152 If I've told you once ... you really are irresistible, darling. 1.4763 0.02759 569 350 167 52
153 So do you think size matters? 1.4758 0.02858 557 349 151 57
154 Meh. I've seen bigger in Minnesota. 1.4756 0.03104 492 313 124 55
155 I should have known there was a catch to this discounted Chernobyl vacation! 1.4755 0.02993 551 356 128 67
156 'Then why did you accept the terms and conditions? 1.4744 0.02841 546 339 155 52
157 Did you actually read that donation card before you signed it? 1.4737 0.02857 532 329 154 49
158 Well, I don't think science really knows, actually" 1.4733 0.02850 524 322 156 46
159 Yeah, the mosquitos here will absolutely eat you alive 1.4730 0.03005 537 346 128 63
160 Remember, you said size doesn’t matter. 1.4730 0.03074 518 335 121 62
161 I thought the rapture would feel more ethereal. 1.4722 0.02981 540 347 131 62
162 Why won’t you ever let me finish my stories? 1.4719 0.02922 534 337 142 55
163 This never would have happened if you’d just donated blood when they asked. 1.4707 0.02979 529 338 133 58
164 Relax, they’re just mosquitoes. No need to get so carried away. 1.4705 0.02946 525 332 139 54
165 Don't worry, the White House says they're getting smaller. 1.4704 0.03040 523 338 124 61
166 I’m not feeling anything yet. How about you? 1.4691 0.03049 518 335 123 60
167 You’ve brought her back? That stings. 1.4690 0.03046 516 333 124 59
168 I told you not to buy insect repellant at a dollar store. 1.4690 0.03008 516 330 130 56
169 That new repellent must be working, there's only two of them today. 1.4676 0.02827 509 311 158 40
170 Guess this means I'm on my own for dinner... 1.4671 0.02867 516 320 151 45
171 We should get inside before dusk when the big ones come out. 1.4660 0.03026 500 329 115 56
172 This will influence my review on Tripadvisor. 1.4650 0.03701 329 209 87 33
173 How much do you owe these blood suckers? 1.4650 0.03132 471 302 119 50
174 One time I leave my phone inside and miss getting this picture. 1.4645 0.03137 493 322 113 58
175 Before you go, what’s the WiFi password again? 1.4645 0.03137 493 322 113 58
176 Remember when I said that the “CICADA” ring tone on your phone was really annoying? 1.4631 0.03052 488 312 126 50
177 After a while, all plagues start to seem alike. 1.4630 0.03061 486 311 125 50
178 Just stay calm and act anemic. 1.4630 0.03075 486 312 123 51
179 I'm just listening and not trying to fix the problem 1.4615 0.03153 481 315 109 56
180 I’ll bet they were nesting in that giant piano that fell on our neighbor’s house. 1.4614 0.03149 479 313 113 54
181 It's a new, easier return policy from Amazon! 1.4597 0.03082 472 302 123 47
182 You just had to tell them "All Bugs Matter" 1.4596 0.03179 470 307 110 53
183 Honey, your sandal! 1.4588 0.03181 449 289 114 46
184 Good Lord, is it STILL 2020? 1.4583 0.03555 360 232 91 37
185 …that vaccine trial – did you read the fine print? 1.4563 0.03239 458 302 103 53
186 Don't worry, they'll treat you like a queen. 1.4563 0.03195 458 299 109 50
187 Careful Marge! They're an endangered species. 1.4559 0.03154 454 293 115 46
188 Honestly, every time I want to talk about our future together, you come up with some dramatic excuse. 1.4545 0.03254 429 283 100 46
189 Welcome to Winnipeg 1.4543 0.03420 449 307 80 62
190 I was only joking when I said "don't get carried away." 1.4543 0.03052 449 283 128 38
191 Stay calm. It's getting cooler, and I hear that they will disappear--like a miracle! 1.4543 0.03148 449 301 99 49
192 I'm not taking the fall for this in therapy. 1.4541 0.03077 447 283 125 39
193 It’s still safer than flying commercial. 1.4539 0.03200 445 289 110 46
194 It's always something with you. 1.4535 0.03123 441 281 120 40
195 I said two MOJITOS! 1.4523 0.03145 440 282 117 41
196 You were so arrogant with that fly swatter. And that insulting victory dance. I told you they were watching. 1.4499 0.03184 429 276 113 40
197 Ironic, considering you told me I was getting 'carried away' when I put on a whole can of repellent. 1.4481 0.03262 424 277 104 43
198 Come to Minnesota they said. Visit our 10,000 lakes they said. 1.4481 0.03313 424 280 98 46
199 Don't worry. They're males. It's the females that bite. The males are just annoying. 1.4481 0.03228 424 275 108 41
200 What about my problems? Why does it always have to be about you? 1.4458 0.03295 415 272 101 42
201 Yes, the mosquitos are bad today, but you don't hear me fussing about it. 1.4458 0.03169 415 265 115 35
202 Looks like the blood bank is sharing its donor list. 1.4450 0.03330 409 269 98 42
203 No, I forgot to call the exterminator. Why? 1.4450 0.03201 409 262 112 35
204 If you think they're a problem, you should see the size of the bat colony that feeds on them. 1.4450 0.03348 409 270 96 43
205 I guess they need a new Queen ! 1.4433 0.03198 406 260 112 34
206 This would have surprised me last year. 1.4431 0.03285 404 263 103 38
207 Careful, the mosquitoes out here will eat you alive. 1.4426 0.04936 183 120 45 18
208 I guess you were right. It is you. 1.4405 0.03337 395 259 98 38
209 Put her down; we prefer O negative. 1.4403 0.03258 402 261 105 36
210 For some reason, mosquitoes don't seem to bother me. 1.4381 0.03320 388 253 100 35
211 Let's not overreact, they will go away with the first frost. 1.4378 0.03230 386 247 109 30
212 Well,I guess you now know what can be worse than malaria 1.4378 0.03292 386 250 103 33
213 Remember me saying; ‘The nasty smell of Bug Spray is a small price to Pay’? 1.4378 0.03080 386 240 123 23
214 Don’t worry, honey, the President says human-sized mosquitos are a Chinese hoax. 1.4372 0.03397 382 252 93 37
215 So, I guess I should make my own dinner tonight? 1.4372 0.03336 382 249 99 34
216 And you said 2020 couldn't get any worse. 1.4368 0.03410 380 251 92 37
217 Don’t scratch, you’ll make it worse. 1.4350 0.03367 377 257 82 38
218 They really DO like you better, don't they? 1.4350 0.03346 377 246 98 33
219 Careful - lift from the thorax. 1.4346 0.03862 306 205 69 32
220 They're attracted to sweat. Try not to sweat. 1.4321 0.03467 368 245 87 36
221 I thought the only thing they could carry was malaria. 1.4321 0.03488 368 246 85 37
222 Next time, don't tell the Red Cross you are a universal donor. 1.4317 0.03544 366 247 79 39
223 Like I said, we have a big mosquito problem. 1.4317 0.03326 366 237 100 29
224 You didn’t believe me about the Murder Hornets either. 1.4317 0.03393 366 250 82 34
225 I think we've found out why this place was so cheap. 1.4311 0.03495 341 223 89 29
226 Now it' s 85 in December, California has burned to the ground and mosquitos are as big as people. You just HAD to vote for Trump, didn't you?! 1.4309 0.03529 362 243 82 37
227 They've been genetically engineered to take care of anti-vaxers! 1.4306 0.03521 360 241 83 36
228 It is what it is. 1.4286 0.04047 259 171 65 23
229 I’ll wait here. 1.4286 0.03312 357 230 101 26
230 I knew they had mutated, but I didn't want to cause a panic. 1.4286 0.03651 357 245 71 41
231 Just tell them that you have COVID... 1.4286 0.03452 357 236 89 32
232 ‘ Do you want your mask ?’ 1.4286 0.03608 357 243 75 39
233 Maybe now you’ll stop bragging about being a universal donor? 1.4282 0.03442 355 234 90 31
234 Quick, look anemic! 1.4282 0.03442 355 234 90 31
235 Miss the City? 1.4282 0.03465 355 235 88 32
236 Oh my God! Sharon! You lost a sandal! 1.4282 0.03488 355 236 86 33
237 Either I had too much weed or you need more Deet. 1.4282 0.03419 355 233 92 30
238 I guess the organic bug spray isn’t as good as DEET. 1.4282 0.03567 341 227 82 32
239 Let's take our next vacation to Chernobyl, you said. 1.4274 0.03653 351 240 72 39
240 That's what else can happen 2020. 1.4274 0.03630 351 239 74 38
241 Well, you're right, size does matter 1.4274 0.03675 351 241 70 40
242 Let's hope their buzz is worse than their bite. 1.4269 0.03531 349 233 83 33
243 It is what it is, Barb. 1.4260 0.03693 331 224 73 34
244 Make sure to keep a journal. 1.4253 0.03466 348 230 88 30
245 It’s STILL 2020, what else did you expect! 1.4249 0.03575 346 233 79 34
246 You think this is bad? Wait until blackfly season starts. 1.4249 0.03480 346 229 87 30
247 Don't worry, the spider will get them. 1.4249 0.03528 346 231 83 32
248 I’ll call the SWAT Team 1.4249 0.03667 346 237 71 38
249 That's what you get for asking if 2020 can get any worse. 1.4249 0.03598 346 234 77 35
250 Don’t worry ... I hear they miraculously go away in April. 1.4249 0.03551 346 232 81 33
251 You're the one who wanted to come to Maine. 1.4249 0.03551 346 232 81 33
252 Hey wait, let me get my phone. 1.4249 0.03504 346 230 85 31
253 When you said mosquitoes love you, I never imagined... 1.4249 0.03504 346 230 85 31
254 Only the females bite, so as best I can tell from here, you're ok. 1.4249 0.03598 346 234 77 35
255 OK, Karen, this time your panic is justified. 1.4249 0.03551 346 232 81 33
256 I warned you! The mosquitos will eat you alive this year!! 1.4249 0.03621 346 235 75 36
257 They weren’t kidding when they said there was a big bug problem here this year. 1.4249 0.03456 346 228 89 29
258 The local blood drive is really aggressive this year. 1.4244 0.03613 344 233 76 35
259 Now do you understand what I meant by "the world is getting more and more Kafkaesque"? 1.4244 0.03518 344 229 84 31
260 It’s 2020, why are you surprised? 1.4235 0.03547 340 227 82 31
261 Is it me, or have the portion sizes gotten smaller? 1.4235 0.03620 340 230 76 34
262 So that's what all the buzz was about...... 1.4209 0.03682 335 229 71 35
263 One day, it's like a miracle, they will disappear. 1.4205 0.04002 302 211 55 36
264 I told you we should’ve stayed in the city. 1.4199 0.03511 331 219 85 27
265 Alexa STOP! I said ‘Alexa Order Carry Out, not take Carrie Out!’ 1.4195 0.03730 329 226 68 35
266 Don’t get too excited. We’ve got at least 3 more signs of the apocalypse to go. 1.4195 0.03578 329 220 80 29
267 Actually, I'm doing an incredible job of protecting you; no one has ever done such a good job, ever! You're luck to have me. 1.4192 0.03615 334 226 76 32
268 Did you already submit your absentee ballot? 1.4190 0.03567 327 218 81 28
269 At least you can cross off ‘giant insects’ from your 2020 apocalypse bingo card. 1.4190 0.03696 327 223 71 33
270 You don’t want her; she just tested positive . 1.4180 0.03779 311 212 68 31
271 I think you're making a mistake. She isn't as sweet as she looks. 1.4172 0.03599 326 219 78 29
272 Proboscis," Susan. Not "stinger. 1.4161 0.03604 322 216 78 28
273 Now you're getting carried away. 1.4161 0.03604 322 216 78 28
274 It must be your blood type, they never bother me 1.4161 0.03577 322 215 80 27
275 I told you not to use the genetically modified bug spray 1.4161 0.03522 322 213 84 25
276 I thought we ordered mojitos 1.4156 0.03509 320 211 85 24
277 I thought your parents weren't coming until next weekend. 1.4156 0.03592 320 219 72 29
278 What can I say, Irene? I'm part of a sting operation. 1.4151 0.03580 318 212 80 26
279 After Murder Hornets, who's surprised by Kidnap Mosquitos? 1.4146 0.03651 316 213 75 28
280 Sorry, but they promised they would leave me alone if I brought them a suitable queen. 1.4146 0.03568 316 210 81 25
281 Oh sure, I suppose they'll blame this on global warming too. 1.4146 0.03706 316 215 71 30
282 Still think deet is too dangerous to use. 1.4146 0.03651 316 213 75 28
283 After floods, fires, and a pandemic, what did you expect? 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
284 You weren't kidding when you said they always went after you. 1.4139 0.03829 302 207 65 30
285 You want me to get the Citronella candle? 1.4135 0.03711 312 212 71 29
286 Honey, could you quickly hand me the can of OFF? 1.4135 0.03599 312 208 79 25
287 The car keys are in your purse,right? 1.4135 0.03512 312 205 85 22
288 Are you sure that was medicinal marijuana? 1.4113 0.04293 231 157 53 21
289 And I thought you were paranoid when you said you were being bugged. 1.4110 0.03707 309 210 71 28
290 Yeah, well, you know, 2020 1.4110 0.03650 309 208 75 26
291 Well, what about what’s bugging ME, Linda. 1.4110 0.03764 309 212 67 30
292 Told you we should have moved outside the Beltway when the GOP failed to drain the swamp. 1.4104 0.03781 307 211 66 30
293 Don’t worry, honey. They promise that an insecticide will be ready by the end of the year! 1.4103 0.03755 290 195 71 24
294 And then Brad said, I want the report on my desk by tomorrow. And I'm like, Seriously?! Tomorrow?! And he's like ....... 1.4103 0.03709 312 213 70 29
295 When you said they were eating you alive I thought it was hyperbole. 1.4098 0.03712 305 207 71 27
296 You said, ‘Forget the exterminator. Let’s save a few bucks.’ 1.4098 0.03683 305 206 73 26
297 I told you about the Wisconsin State Bird, but you didn't believe me! 1.4098 0.03855 305 212 61 32
298 Well, I’m sure the in-flight meal will be interesting. 1.4098 0.03712 305 207 71 27
299 Well that explains the buzzing sound next door. 1.4098 0.03798 305 210 65 30
300 Gotta admit, 2020 bites! 1.4098 0.03883 305 213 59 33
301 Well to be fair, they did warn us about airborne transmission. 1.4097 0.03773 288 194 70 24
302 Those edibles were strong. You wouldn't believe the visuals I'm getting. 1.4092 0.03580 303 201 80 22
303 Wow. 2020, huh? 1.4086 0.03805 301 207 65 29
304 Don't scratch. It'll only make it worse. 1.4085 0.03525 306 202 83 21
305 Act casual. 1.4085 0.03731 306 209 69 28
306 Yes, I knew. But I did not want to panic you. 1.4082 0.03909 267 180 65 22
307 What do you want me to say to your mother? 1.4080 0.03580 299 198 80 21
308 No, not really....Why? Are they bothering you? 1.4070 0.03766 285 192 70 23
309 While you're up, can you grab me a beer? 1.4067 0.03956 300 212 54 34
310 I thought you meant your parents were W.A.S.P.s 1.4059 0.03866 271 183 66 22
311 Looks like you were picked to be QUEEN FOR A DAY” 1.4052 0.03885 269 182 65 22
312 Not bragging about having type-O blood now, are you? 1.4048 0.04442 210 143 49 18
313 They pretty much just mate, eat and die. And whatever it is they're doing to you. 1.4048 0.03807 294 202 65 27
314 There you go, getting carried away again. 1.4048 0.03745 294 200 69 25
315 You know, the smaller ones are actually more dangerous. 1.4048 0.03776 294 201 67 26
316 You always get all the attention. 1.4041 0.03700 292 197 72 23
317 Sorry honey, I thought the park ranger was exaggerating when he said "are you sure you don't want to buy insect repellent ... the mosquitoes are big enough to carry you away". 1.4041 0.03636 292 195 76 21
318 Well that sucks. 1.4041 0.03916 292 204 58 30
319 ''This wasn't what I was expecting when I signed up to BuzzFeed.'' 1.4041 0.03856 292 202 62 28
320 No wonder this AirBNB in Chernobyl is so cheap. 1.4041 0.03700 292 202 65 25
321 Just a sec. I’ll get the citronella candle. 1.4041 0.03402 292 202 72 18
322 You were right. Mosquitoes do love you. 1.4028 0.03636 288 192 76 20
323 They must've heard me call you honey. 1.4021 0.03752 286 194 69 23
324 Well, you were just saying you never go anywhere these days! 1.4021 0.03752 286 194 69 23
325 I guess I'm more concerned that they are bringing you back. 1.4021 0.03975 286 201 55 30
326 I can't hun, they're endangered 1.4021 0.03881 286 198 61 27
327 Did you order from the wrong amazon again? 1.4021 0.03954 291 205 55 31
328 I don't know why they like you so much, they just never bother me. 1.4015 0.03918 269 184 62 23
329 You have been chosen as their queen. 1.4014 0.03900 284 197 60 27
330 This isn't the worst thing that's happened this year. 1.4014 0.03636 284 201 61 22
331 Are you even listening? 1.4014 0.03932 284 198 58 28
332 First they came for the socialists. 1.4007 0.03821 282 193 65 24
333 Text me when you get to wherever you're going. 1.4000 0.03906 280 194 60 26
334 On the bright side, it’s your one chance to be a queen!” 1.4000 0.03670 280 193 65 22
335 I guess we should have paid more attention to the climate after all. 1.3993 0.03744 283 192 69 22
336 Interesting. I thought mosquitoes only carried diseases. 1.3993 0.03940 283 198 57 28
337 This is the only part I don't like about living in Minnesota. 1.3993 0.03778 283 193 67 23
338 This is terrible, my camera's on the charger. 1.3993 0.03677 283 190 73 20
339 I told you to get the kind with DEET. 1.3993 0.03843 283 195 63 25
340 Honey, quick, what’s the Netflix password? 1.3993 0.03843 283 197 60 26
341 On the bright side, there seem to be fewer of them this season. 1.3985 0.03762 266 178 70 18
342 I told you; donate once and they'll never leave you alone. 1.3985 0.04052 266 186 54 26
343 Sorry Brenda, but I told you to use the DEET. But, no, 'no chemicals' you said...'use the cinnamon oil' you said. 1.3985 0.04017 266 185 56 25
344 Ignore them. 1.3978 0.03770 269 186 62 21
345 I always knew you'd leave me. I just never thought it would be like this. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
346 Don't worry, I'll call the SWAT team. 1.3971 0.04000 277 195 54 28
347 Does this mean I have to make my own dinner? 1.3971 0.03867 277 191 62 24
348 At least they aren't the small ones that bite. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
349 It’s 2020. What did you expect, puppies? 1.3971 0.04065 277 197 50 30
350 I see you've met the boys! They were rescues. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
351 Size Matters. 1.3971 0.03967 277 194 56 27
352 You wrote WHAT to Lindsey Graham? 1.3970 0.03934 267 184 60 23
353 Can't help you. As the state bird, they're a protected species. 1.3964 0.03987 275 193 55 27
354 Maybe there IS something to climate change. 1.3948 0.03891 271 187 61 23
355 I guess this means no second date... 1.3948 0.03784 271 184 67 20
356 I don’t think repeatedly muttering “how Kafkaesque” approaches being an appropriate response. 1.3941 0.04084 269 191 50 28
357 Organic repellent? You might as well be shouting ‘Pick me! Pick me!’ 1.3941 0.04050 269 190 52 27
358 All things considered, I sort of wish I were going with you. 1.3941 0.03910 269 186 60 23
359 I read about this. It's called natural selection. 1.3933 0.03858 267 183 63 21
360 Just don’t scratch it. 1.3933 0.03894 267 184 61 22
361 That's funny. They usually go for the ankles. 1.3933 0.03894 267 184 61 22
362 You shouldn't have mentioned your blood type on social media. 1.3933 0.03593 267 176 77 14
363 They're males. They don't bite. 1.3933 0.03858 267 183 63 21
364 ...and they said the vaccine had no side effects. 1.3933 0.04001 267 187 55 25
365 Do you have your friend Christine's phone number? 1.3925 0.03914 265 183 60 22
366 Does this mean no dinner? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
367 You must be their type. 1.3908 0.03725 261 175 70 16
368 Just ignore them. 1.3908 0.03955 261 181 58 22
369 You were right, I should’ve only eaten one of those mushrooms. 1.3908 0.03955 261 181 58 22
370 And you teased me for wearing bug spray 1.3908 0.03764 261 176 68 17
371 Weirdly, this is now the safest way to fly. 1.3908 0.04101 261 185 50 26
372 I shouldn't have called you "honey!" 1.3908 0.03880 261 179 62 20
373 If this were any other year, I’d be surprised. 1.3908 0.03645 261 173 74 14
374 First came the murder hornets, then came the abduction mosquitos. 1.3902 0.03922 264 183 59 22
375 It's not like we didn't expect 2020 to be a bad year for mosquitoes, too. 1.3876 0.03984 258 180 56 22
376 No, these are the ones that murdered the murder hornets. 1.3876 0.04059 258 182 52 24
377 You never should have said, “Bite me!” They hate snarky. 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
378 Remind me the name of the school where we send the kids. 1.3876 0.03984 258 180 56 22
379 Do you want to go inside? 1.3876 0.04022 258 181 54 23
380 No, it was murder hornets I read about, not mosquitoes. You'll be fine. 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
381 I told you they would miss you at the lab 1.3874 0.03881 253 173 62 18
382 Relax! Those aren't viruses. 1.3874 0.04001 253 176 56 21
383 Relax. It's just another Democrat hoax. 1.3867 0.03967 256 178 57 21
384 You’re the one that wanted to get really buzzed! 1.3867 0.03728 256 172 69 15
385 What’s really surprising is that it takes two of them to lift you. 1.3849 0.03929 252 174 59 19
386 Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.3840 0.03950 250 173 58 19
387 Let’s be honest—whatever’s about to happen, it’s gotta be better than this year. 1.3840 0.03950 250 173 58 19
388 What did you think I meant when I said they were a bigger and bigger problem every year? 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
389 I'm afraid this won't be covered in our insurance plan 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
390 Stop being so dramatic, Arlene. Just sit still and they'll go away. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
391 They have a life span of only one day. See you tomorrow? 1.3831 0.03803 248 168 65 15
392 Don't worry. We'll have a vaccine by November. 1.3831 0.04053 248 174 53 21
393 Bet you're sorry now you volunteered for Trump's latest vaccine 1.3831 0.04053 248 174 53 21
394 If it's any consolation, they only live about 30 days. 1.3831 0.03971 248 172 57 19
395 If you're lucky,they're taking you to 2021. 1.3831 0.03803 248 168 65 15
396 Global warming is fake news, you said. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
397 Everybody's Doing Takeout Now 1.3831 0.03888 248 170 61 17
398 I REALLY can't wait for it to be safe to fly on the airlines again. 1.3831 0.03760 248 167 67 14
399 I told you it wasn’t a good idea to put vitamin water in the bird bath. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
400 They can’t BOTH be hoaxes Karen 1.3831 0.03930 248 171 59 18
401 2020: Finale. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
402 So these are the blood relatives you never talk about? 1.3825 0.04135 251 179 48 24
403 The irony...now you can complain to them how much I bug you. 1.3821 0.04195 246 176 46 24
404 Is it just me or do the mosquitos seem bigger this year? 1.3821 0.04034 246 172 54 20
405 Don't worry. When it cools down, they'll go away. 1.3821 0.03909 246 169 60 17
406 I wouldn’t worry, more people die each year from the ‘flu” 1.3821 0.03993 246 171 56 19
407 I warned you. It's still 2020 1.3811 0.04098 244 172 51 21
408 What can I do to help? 1.3811 0.04056 244 171 53 20
409 Evidently being a buzz kill is a serious offense. 1.3811 0.03930 244 168 59 17
410 Wherever they're taking you, it's better than here 1.3811 0.03972 244 169 57 18
411 Oh, that reminds me. Need to add bug spray to the shopping list." 1.3811 0.03886 244 167 61 16
412 We’ve been inside too long. 1.3811 0.04014 244 170 55 19
413 On the plus side, you don't have to worry about the election anymore. 1.3811 0.04014 244 170 55 19
414 Relax, Honey, I think they said you're only queen for a day. 1.3811 0.03972 244 169 57 18
415 If you just ignore them, they'll go away. 1.3811 0.04098 244 172 51 21
416 Weird. You don't usually see mosquitoes after Labor Day. 1.3811 0.03972 244 169 57 18
417 Don't worry, the President says all this stuff about genetically engineered giant insects is just fake news! 1.3802 0.04244 242 174 44 24
418 We asked for two large mojitos... Not mosquitos! 1.3792 0.04186 240 171 47 22
419 Seems like you’re getting carried away again. 1.3792 0.04102 240 169 51 20
420 The worst part is that they're taking you to a MAGA rally. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
421 I think you signed up for the wrong Buzzfeed. 1.3782 0.04210 238 170 46 22
422 We rarely go outside, for all we know, this is normal. 1.3782 0.03994 238 165 56 17
423 Take my wife, please. 1.3782 0.04125 238 168 50 20
424 Did you mix up the bug spray and Vitagrow again? 1.3782 0.04038 238 166 54 18
425 You're not going to let a few mosquitoes ruin our whole vacation, are you? 1.3782 0.03858 238 162 62 14
426 It was the only flight I could get out of 2020 1.3782 0.04125 238 168 50 20
427 Don't worry. Looking at their wing size to body weight ratio, I doubt they can lift you. 1.3771 0.03737 236 158 67 11
428 www.instantdivorce.com really does exceed my expectations. 1.3771 0.04234 236 169 45 22
429 Did you use the 'Off' spray, or the 'On'? 1.3761 0.04259 234 168 44 22
430 The Rapture, updated for 2020. 1.3761 0.04302 234 169 42 23
431 They're kidnap-and-ransom hornets -- but at least they're not murder hornets. 1.3761 0.04172 234 166 48 20
432 Nice of you to bring her back. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
433 It's how the vaccine is being delivered to everyone. 2 shots. 1.3755 0.04002 237 165 55 17
434 Relax. It's just two, and they're from China, and soon they'll miraculously go away. 1.3755 0.04262 237 171 43 23
435 Well, what do you expect me to do about it? 1.3755 0.03912 237 169 52 16
436 Let me get that flip-flop for you, honey. 1.3755 0.04177 237 169 47 21
437 I told you White Privilege doesn't really protect you... 1.3750 0.04222 208 144 50 14
438 Well, no wonder you're anemic. 1.3750 0.04015 232 161 55 16
439 Try not to scream, I don't think they've noticed me. 1.3750 0.04015 232 161 55 16
440 I dunno, they just don't ever bother me. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
441 I think vacationing in Florida was a bad idea. 1.3739 0.04130 230 162 50 18
442 I told you. Just ignore them and they'll leave you alone. 1.3739 0.03990 230 159 56 15
443 Liz, you’re getting carried away. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
444 Before you go, could I get your friend Kelsey's number? 1.3710 0.05779 124 89 24 11
445 This is fine. I'm fine. My therapist and I have prepared for this. 1.3710 0.05779 124 89 24 11
446 I told you we shouldn't have pulled out of the Paris Accord. 1.3705 0.04008 224 155 55 14
447 Don't worry dear, murder hornets are a fabrication of the liberal media. 1.3700 0.04210 227 162 46 19
448 I ‘m not saying I don’t believe you dear; I 'm just saying it’s odd the mosquitos never seem to bother me. 1.3700 0.04020 227 158 54 15
449 At least they're not ticks. 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
450 Toss me the car keys! 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
451 Don't worry honey,the President said "There are only 15 cases and they are looking good,very good." 1.3700 0.04346 227 165 40 22
452 Dang. I should have been livestreaming this. 1.3700 0.04210 227 162 46 19
453 Wait, do you have the keys? 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
454 Good heavens Nancy, you always make such a big deal out of everything 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
455 Yes I still think you exaggerate how much mosquitos are attracted to you . 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
456 Don’t worry the vaccine will be ready next month. 1.3700 0.04068 227 159 52 16
457 They’re aggressive this year. 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
458 Welcome to Alaska. 1.3689 0.04281 225 162 43 20
459 OK, Ms. Know-It-All, , I concede: Climate change is accelerating insect evolution. 1.3689 0.04043 225 157 53 15
460 You said this was good weed. 1.3689 0.04140 225 159 49 17
461 This would do well on Tik Tok, can you hold on? 1.3689 0.04140 225 159 49 17
462 I TOLD you we were in Minnesota! 1.3689 0.04418 225 165 37 23
463 Don’t ever talk about draining the swamp again! 1.3689 0.04188 225 160 47 18
464 Just remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them. 1.3689 0.04140 225 159 49 17
465 Don't worry,Honey. The big ones are males,and they don't bite! 1.3689 0.04188 225 160 47 18
466 See what happens when you don't believe in science stuff? 1.3689 0.04043 225 157 53 15
467 You must be a universal donor. 1.3689 0.03893 225 154 59 12
468 Well, they’re not bothering me. 1.3682 0.04205 220 156 47 17
469 It figures - not only did he not drain the swamp - now it's all swamp. 1.3682 0.04155 220 155 49 16
470 Didn't I tell you not to get so involved with those WASPs at the Country Club? 1.3682 0.04155 220 155 49 16
471 Well, on the bright side, we now know whose bug spray works best. 1.3682 0.03950 220 154 53 13
472 Don't blame me, I voted for Biden. 1.3670 0.04280 218 156 44 18
473 I thought Amazon only did deliveries. 1.3670 0.04329 218 157 42 19
474 Why is it that everything exciting always happens to you. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
475 I think you're getting carried away. 1.3657 0.04153 216 152 49 15
476 Well Sharon, at least it’s not the murder hornets. 1.3657 0.04256 216 154 45 17
477 Funny, they never seem to bother me.... 1.3657 0.04048 216 150 53 13
478 At least you're out of quarantine. 1.3654 0.03862 208 140 60 8
479 Remember, it was you who said, “I’m sick and tired of these winters. Let’s move south.” 1.3654 0.04263 208 157 31 20
480 Did you think climate change was just about the weather? 1.3654 0.04096 208 144 52 12
481 Well, at least you get to go somewhere! 1.3654 0.04039 208 143 54 11
482 See what I mean? You always get so carried away. 1.3654 0.03922 208 150 46 12
483 Jane, I just feel like I’m being eaten alive. 1.3654 0.04263 208 147 46 15
484 I was expecting locusts next, so this makes sense. 1.3654 0.03981 208 142 56 10
485 It's nothing to be concerned about under the circumstances, but my doctor says I have an enlarged prostate. 1.3645 0.04282 214 153 44 17
486 I thought you said they weren't carriers! 1.3645 0.04072 214 149 52 13
487 There's never going to be a perfect moment, so I'll just say it: will you marry me? 1.3645 0.04482 214 157 36 21
488 In the city you didn’t like the size of the rats. 1.3645 0.04282 214 153 44 17
489 There's a mosquito on your arm. 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
490 Where do you keep all our passwords? 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
491 I told you the bugs would develop a tolerance 1.3645 0.04230 214 152 46 16
492 The only thing I asked you to do was to bring the bug spray. 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
493 Make that 51 ways to leave your lover. 1.3645 0.04230 214 152 46 16
494 Have her home by 11:00!!! 1.3645 0.03962 214 147 56 11
495 I warned you not to mention you were farm raised! 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
496 I thought you'd promised to drain the swamp. 1.3645 0.04433 214 156 38 20
497 Oh, man, I wish you could see this. 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
498 Don't worry. Just wait. In a few weeks,they'll just disappear,like they were never here. 1.3632 0.04308 212 152 43 17
499 My divorce lawyers are here for your deposition. 1.3632 0.04511 212 156 35 21
500 How's that organic bug spray working for you? 1.3632 0.04360 212 153 41 18
501 Ok, I could have broken up with you with a text or email.... 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
502 Our new neighbors suck. 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
503 Why so surprised? It's 2020. 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
504 I mean, "Love Canal!" The realtor made it sound so romantic. 1.3619 0.04175 210 152 42 16
505 They must’ve ordered take-away 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
506 My life insurance rep is never going to believe this. 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
507 On the bright side, you'll miss the election. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
508 Isn’t it nice getting out of the house after being quarantined inside for months! 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
509 Don't worry, these aren't murder hornets. Just mugger mosquitoes. 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
510 You said we didn't need a screened-in porch. 1.3619 0.04064 210 146 52 12
511 Our friends warned us this neighborhood would be too waspy. 1.3619 0.04591 210 156 32 22
512 When they predicted a big bug season, I assumed they meant lots of bugs! 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
513 I guess DEET does have some side effects... 1.3606 0.04309 208 149 43 16
514 It’s 2020. Reality bites. 1.3606 0.04088 208 145 51 12
515 Right. I'm just saying I don't think there are MORE of them this year." 1.3606 0.04255 208 148 45 15
516 Don’t worry, you don’t get it from being airborne. 1.3606 0.04200 208 147 47 14
517 You think these guys are big? You should see the mosquitos we got in Texas! 1.3606 0.04144 208 146 49 13
518 Did you schedule a drone pickup? 1.3594 0.04249 192 134 47 11
519 If not for these bones spurs, I would jump to your aid. 1.3592 0.04337 206 148 42 16
520 Or are we getting smaller every year? 1.3592 0.03936 206 141 56 9
521 For some reason mosquitoes don't like me. 1.3592 0.03996 206 142 54 10
522 I don’t know. They’re not really bothering me. 1.3592 0.04112 206 144 50 12
523 I said two mojitos not two mosquitos" 1.3592 0.04391 206 149 40 17
524 You’re right. Things could get worse. 1.3592 0.04112 206 144 50 12
525 That reminds me, we're out of bug spray. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
526 Will 2020 never end? 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
527 This is going to suck big time. 1.3575 0.04479 207 152 36 19
528 Are you even listening to me? 1.3575 0.04096 207 145 50 12
529 Think I should I light the citronella candle? 1.3575 0.03980 207 143 54 10
530 Did you remember to reapply after 2 hours? 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
531 You lost a flip flop... 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
532 No honey, I think these are just the kidnap hornets. 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
533 Stop scratching Dolores, you're just making it worse. 1.3575 0.04531 207 153 34 20
534 Think of it as research for your book. 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
535 It’s the only way to get to Canada. 1.3575 0.04426 207 151 38 18
536 They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
537 Qanon nails it again! 1.3575 0.04531 207 153 34 20
538 Now we know what was next. 1.3575 0.04479 207 152 36 19
539 Gladly. 1.3575 0.04832 207 159 22 26
540 This is why you should read before accepting the terms and conditions. 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
541 Don’t worry, they aren’t carriers. 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
542 For crying out loud! They’re just mosquitoes… Don’t get carried away! 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
543 I told you Gary Larson was drawing again! 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
544 She doesn't cook or do windows. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
545 I told you we should avoid Minnesota in the summer." " 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
546 As long as you're up, get me a beer. 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
547 That does it. I'm cancelling our timeshare. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
548 Let’s go in soon, it’s getting a little buggy out. 1.3561 0.04121 205 144 49 12
549 As your boyfriend, I also suck. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
550 Is it too late to start taking climate change seriously? 1.3561 0.04062 205 143 51 11
551 Still anti-vacs? 1.3561 0.04062 205 143 51 11
552 See, I told you there were only a couple mosquitoes! 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
553 This is why I didn't want to vacation at Jurassic Park 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
554 Relax. Only the females bite. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
555 At least they won't fit in your ear. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
556 They promised me immunity and you get to be a Queen! 1.3561 0.04401 205 149 39 17
557 I told you that organic bug spray was too weak 1.3561 0.04121 205 144 49 12
558 Alexa, buy more citronella! 1.3561 0.04121 205 144 49 12
559 This is why I don't use natural bug spray. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
560 on second thought, maybe there not more frightened of you 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
561 There’s a reason I use DEET and not essential oils. 1.3561 0.03881 205 145 50 10
562 Are they the ones that treat their queen really well? 1.3561 0.03881 205 140 57 8
563 Another unfortunate result of climate change. 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
564 Trust me honey, this is best case scenario for 2020 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
565 Try injecting bleach. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
566 Wait, what's your Google passcode?! 1.3557 0.04399 194 139 41 14
567 Gigantic mosquitos kidnapping my wife...2020 stays undefeated 1.3547 0.04026 203 141 52 10
568 All I said was, "I wish I had a Bloody Mary." 1.3547 0.04430 203 148 38 17
569 They're the lesser known 'attempted murder hornets'" 1.3547 0.04204 203 144 46 13
570 Stay calm and play dead. 1.3547 0.04145 203 143 48 12
571 I dunno. The bugs don't seem so bad to me this year. 1.3547 0.04145 203 143 48 12
572 Looks like the government's mosquito genetic sterilization program may have unintended effects 1.3547 0.04086 203 142 50 11
573 I'm not panicking because 2020 has given me PERSPECTIVE, Mary! 1.3547 0.04204 203 144 46 13
574 Kids, put your mother down.. 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
575 Well, we are an invasive species. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
576 Agreed - the silver lining isn't jumping out at me, either. 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
577 Sorry dear, I spoke too soon. Looks like 2020 could get worse after all. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
578 Just play dead. You'll be fine. 1.3532 0.04110 201 141 49 11
579 I told you to not involve lawyers in our divorce! 1.3532 0.04514 201 148 35 18
580 Yeah but the bug repellent is more dangerous than the bugs. 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
581 Things will be even worse if the Democrats win. 1.3532 0.04403 201 146 39 16
582 Really, global warming is a figment of your imagination. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
583 This is why you can't have a staycation in Florida. 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
584 For what it’s worth, I’ve heard they never actually eat you alive. 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
585 I'm sorry, honey - when we bought the house I swear they promised to drain the swamp! 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
586 You're the one that wanted to move to the burbs 1.3532 0.04230 201 143 45 13
587 Wow. Guess you weren’t exaggerating this time, Karen. 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
588 I told you the ‘natural’ bug spray doesn’t work 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
589 Hon? I think you lost a flip flop. 1.3520 0.04480 196 143 37 16
590 Welcome to Florida. 1.3520 0.04480 196 143 37 16
591 This won't even make the news. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
592 It's not quite the Rapture I was envisioning. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
593 Now tell me climate change’s not real 1.3520 0.04538 196 144 35 17
594 Oops, you forgot your shoe. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
595 I know the blood bank is desperate, but a sting operation seems excessive. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
596 You wanted to get back to nature. 1.3520 0.04178 196 138 47 11
597 Are you sure eHarmony knew what kind of W.A.S.P. you meant?!! 1.3520 0.04538 196 144 35 17
598 We need bigger citronella torches, dear 1.3520 0.04240 196 139 45 12
599 It seems 2020 wasn't Kafkaesque enough already. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
600 I guess this Chernobyl wildlife tour was a bad idea. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
601 Like I told you, everything in Texas is bigger. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
602 Wow, didn't Al Gore say that this probably wouldn't start until around 2030? 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
603 Looks like Bill Gates still hasn't cured malaria yet. 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
604 I know I should be shocked, but I’m just not. 1.3520 0.04595 196 145 33 18
605 Goddammit, Elena, is it always about you? 1.3518 0.04073 199 139 50 10
606 And to think I assumed those mosquito state bird T-shirts were a joke. 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
607 You said you wanted to be queen for a day. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
608 They're Amazon's new complaint drones, Myra. 1.3518 0.04545 199 147 34 18
609 It seems The 'Media's killer wasp reports are not more 'fake news' as you assumed, Laura. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
610 Were bringing her back...she's just not our type! 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
611 Yeah, it's weird. Mosquitos just don't bother me. 1.3518 0.04073 199 139 50 10
612 Huh, I guess you're right: they do like you more than me. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
613 The good news is this won’t be the worst thing that happens in 2020. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
614 I know you hate I told you so's, but should I call the exterminator NOW? 1.3505 0.04204 194 137 46 11
615 Now I understand what you meant by “you will get eaten alive by mosquitos”. 1.3505 0.04329 194 139 42 13
616 So now do you believe in the growth hormone I've been developing in the garage? 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
617 They did tell us that the next mutation could be even worse. 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
618 I thought we exhausted our list of what more could possibly go wrong. 1.3505 0.04140 194 136 48 10
619 You sound like your mother. 1.3500 0.04693 180 132 33 15
620 Perhaps republicans aren’t the biggest bloodsuckers after all. 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
621 And they said genetic modification wouldn't have a downside. 1.3500 0.04490 180 129 39 12
622 Try telling them you've tested positive for covid! 1.3490 0.04481 192 140 37 15
623 Tell everybody you were kidnapped by aliens. It's more believable. 1.3490 0.04357 192 138 41 13
624 I’m so buzzed you won’t believe what I think I’m seeing. 1.3490 0.04230 192 136 45 11
625 Just ignore them Susan. If you don't bother them, they won't bother you. 1.3490 0.04230 192 136 45 11
626 I pleaded for repellant, you said ‘don’t get carried away’, who’s overreacting now? 1.3490 0.04294 192 140 39 13
627 And you were worried about murder hornets! 1.3490 0.04294 192 137 43 12
628 They never bother me. I don't know why you make such a big thing about it. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
629 Wait ‘til the conspiracy theorists get a hold of this one... 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
630 It was a mistake to call you honey. 1.3474 0.04511 190 139 36 15
631 If you ignore them, they usually just go away. 1.3474 0.04124 190 135 45 10
632 Just give them the damned flip flops. 1.3474 0.04511 190 139 36 15
633 Aggressive little bastards, aren't they? 1.3474 0.04257 190 135 44 11
634 Honey, before you leave - can you tell me where you put the bug spray? 1.3474 0.04124 190 133 48 9
635 Hey... it wasn't My idea to vacation in Chernobyl. 1.3474 0.04572 190 140 34 16
636 How many times do I have to tell you, if you just sit still they don’t bother you. 1.3474 0.04056 190 132 50 8
637 Oh please, they're just mosquitos, honey--they're not going to kill you. 1.3474 0.04191 190 134 46 10
638 Please tell me I'm not your 'emergency contact... 1.3457 0.04350 188 135 41 12
639 Well, your profile says you want to hang out with interesting WASPs. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
640 despite my advise, you insisted on using miracle grow 1.3457 0.04479 188 137 37 14
641 Swatting has consequences. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
642 There’s so much buzz about “climate catastrophes” but I just don’t see the evidence. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
643 I mean, it’s not ideal. 1.3444 0.04338 180 128 42 10
644 If you think this is bad, you should see the mosquitoes back home... 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
645 You never listen, Doris. I told you you were getting carried away. 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
646 So much for getting more for your real estate dollar near Three Mile Island! 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
647 Yeah...but there's not as many. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
648 don't show fear; remember, they're more afraid of us than we are of them 1.3441 0.03961 186 128 52 6
649 Don’t worry. I know how to use the microwave. 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
650 At least it isn't Covid-19. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
651 Wow, Amazon’s drones are really giving Uber some competition. 1.3441 0.04312 186 133 42 11
652 Well I guess that settles it. A trial separation it is. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
653 Relax, don’t be such a buzzkill. 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
654 Wow, you’re right. Mosquitos really do love you. 1.3441 0.04175 186 131 46 9
655 If it were any other year, I’d struggle. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
656 I thought you were on the no fly list 1.3424 0.04733 184 138 29 17
657 You probably won’t believe this, the latin translation for Mosquito: little fly? 1.3424 0.04340 184 132 41 11
658 Wow. What a buzz kill. 1.3424 0.04340 184 132 41 11
659 I can't wait to see how you Instagram THIS. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
660 Usually the little ones are more annoying. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
661 I warned you, Monica, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you keep talking about giant mosquito abductions, eventually, it'll happen. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
662 You said you wanted a yellow jacket. I had to guess at the size. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
663 Of course they're locusts. It's 2020, and we've already had the floods, the fires and a pandemic. 1.3407 0.04639 182 135 32 15
664 Did you even look at the can??!? You sprayed "On!" 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
665 I don't think 'buzz off' was an appropriate response. 1.3407 0.04573 182 134 34 14
666 This is so 2020. 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
667 Too big to eat here. Let's take her home for the kids. 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
668 I did call the exterminator! He comes tomorrow, 1.3407 0.04573 182 134 34 14
669 I told you you had to reapply. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
670 Funny how then never seem to bother me. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
671 Youre right! Everything IS bigger in Texas! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
672 It's 2020. You had to see this coming. 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
673 Try telling them "No means no". 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
674 I told you my divorce attorneys would be out for blood. 1.3389 0.04255 180 128 43 9
675 They lose interest if you play dead. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
676 I told you that you were using too many buzzwords! 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
677 The post office's new delivery system seems to have some bugs. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
678 Does this mean I need to make my own gin and tonic? 1.3389 0.04398 180 136 30 14
679 I’m sorry honey, but they made me an offer I couldn’t refuse!” 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
680 Don't worry, I think this is all just a hoax. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
681 What did you expect? Locusts? 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
682 Honey, can you pass me the bug spray? 1.3389 0.04327 180 129 41 10
683 This is Trump & Mitch attempting to take away woman's rights to control her own body, while the robot Republicans of the Senate look on helplessly, with mouth open and mind closed. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
684 The spray was for murder hornets, not kidnap mosquitos 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
685 Turns out releasing genetically altered mosquitoes was a bad idea. 1.3371 0.04428 178 129 38 11
686 I know the mosquitos have been getting bigger, but let’s not get carried away. 1.3371 0.04773 178 134 28 16
687 I see you met the Florida state birds! 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
688 I told you not to vote for him. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
689 I didn’t expect the vaccination initiative to be this aggressive. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
690 I told you global warming would come back to bite us. 1.3333 0.04339 174 125 40 9
691 Don’t worry, they will just go away after the weather gets cool”. 1.3333 0.04364 177 130 36 11
692 And you thought it couldn’t get any worse! 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
693 So whose idea was it to move to Minnesota? 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
694 Should I cancel your dental appointment for next week or wait to see what happens? 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
695 Try not to frighten them 1.3333 0.04262 174 124 42 8
696 Something bugging you, honey? 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
697 Yes, but have you seen how much an Uber costs out here? 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
698 And yet, this is still not the worst thing to happen in 2020...! 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
699 I am NOT oblivious. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
700 No guys the amazon package is over THERE 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
701 You have a bug on your shoulder 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
702 Don't worry both are males and only females bite. 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
703 Ok, Ok, so I bought the cheap repellent...big deal. 1.3333 0.04183 174 123 44 7
704 Your father owns a blood bank. You're more valuable to them alive. 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
705 This park sure has changed since when I was a kid.” 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
706 Ah.. does this mean I'm cooking dinner tonight? 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
707 Living in prehistoric times may have its drawbacks, but it sure beats 2020. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
708 Let be honest, this date was going no where anyway 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
709 See, honey? I told you you were attractive! 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
710 Did I mention I had the most extraordinary dream last night? 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
711 At least you get to leave the yard. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
712 Just turn them over and rub their bellies. Oh, wait, that's for alligators. 1.3314 0.04318 175 126 40 9
713 Shall I wait up for you? 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
714 wow! the Red Cross is getting a tad aggressive in their blood donor recruitment drive 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
715 I called UBER, did you call LYFT? 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
716 You know, for some reason they just don't bother me. 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
717 So this is what happens to the environment when we stop living for six months 1.3314 0.04753 175 132 28 15
718 Don't worry about the chair. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
719 I usually wait until they bite me—then smack them. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
720 You shouldn't have swatted their children. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
721 See? I told you this would happen if we turned the porch light off. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
722 I told you that natural stuff never works. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
723 Trust me, they just want to play. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
724 Always B Positive. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
725 Hey, tell them you have the right to bare arms. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
726 I never get bit. 1.3314 0.04289 172 123 41 8
727 Don’t get up, I’ll grab a citronella candle... 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
728 Don't get carried away. They're only mosquitos. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
729 I think we're done here. My drones will take you home. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
730 So Amazon doesn't just deliver? 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
731 Oh, so now you’re the one getting sucked dry in this marriage. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
732 That's strange. My bug spray seems to work. 1.3314 0.04044 172 120 47 5
733 Oh Oh. It looks like somebody bought you on Amazon. 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
734 It’s funny, mosquitoes never bother me 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
735 Don't worry. They're not carriers. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
736 I still say global warming is Fake News--this proves nothing! 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
737 I think we need a bigger citronella candle. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
738 And the year isn't over yet. 1.3314 0.04209 172 122 43 7
739 I know about you and the exterminator. 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
740 Just hang on until November, then we'll vote them out. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
741 I think you missed spraying the repellant on your arms dear. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
742 I deal with lawyers all day too. 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
743 Mary had her doubts about moving to Alaska confirmed today. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
744 This is the one with the antibodies 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
745 If you had ignored them, they would have gone away on their own! 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
746 Still think global warming doesn't affect you personally? 1.3294 0.04153 170 127 34 9
747 I told you we needed to pay the exterminator...but you wouldn't listen 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
748 I thought you said the mosquitoes out here were murder, not abduction. 1.3294 0.04317 170 122 40 8
749 NOW do you believe in global warming? 1.3294 0.04397 170 123 38 9
750 Wow! This is one first date I'll never forget! 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
751 They usually leave me alone. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
752 But you're the one who said, "why don't we rent a lake house in Minnesota this summer?". 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
753 Only the females bite. Those are males, so you have nothing to worry about. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
754 Did you know mosquitoes can suck up to twice their...oh never mind. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
755 It's a bummer of a side effect, but the good news is they can't produce offspring. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
756 I guess they're a *little* bigger, but I don't see what all the buzz is about. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
757 In all honesty, they’re probably doing you a favor. 1.3275 0.04376 171 124 38 9
758 You bugging out? 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
759 So, this is probably the end of deet-free since '93, huh? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
760 They really aren’t THAT bad; I mean, I haven’t been bitten once! 1.3269 0.04184 156 111 40 5
761 Why is it every time we have an discussion you get carried away ? 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
762 Sorry, but it's not often we find an option that's vegan AND gluten-free. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
763 You were closer than six feet, Eleanor. I warned you there would be consequences. “I warned you. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
764 I swear, these citronella candles are useless. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
765 You're getting carried away by your conspiracy theories. 1.3253 0.04028 166 125 33 8
766 Whats's our Netflix password? 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
767 I am NOT "mansplaining"! I just happen to have an M.F.A. in Cinema Studies from N.Y.U. and happened to write my thesis on how the cinematic trope of the "woman in jeopardy" is far less effective when the genders are reversed. Which is why... 1.3253 0.04850 166 126 26 14
768 Surely you knew there would be pestilence too. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
769 When they bring you back, could you put dinner on? 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
770 Nah, those aren't Murder Hornets. They're only Misdemeanor Mosquitoes. 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
771 On a positive note, the bear repellant is working great! 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
772 As a rule, I never bring them out on a first date, but I feel a connection between us. 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
773 I’m telling you, it’s the vaccines! 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
774 Whoa be careful Becky! I hear those things carry disease 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
775 Honey, I know this is a serious situation but in the interest of full disclosure: I've got the weirdest boner right now... 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
776 That reminds me. It’s time for our flu shots. 1.3232 0.04232 164 117 41 6
777 Jeff Goldberg needs to see you right away. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
778 Have you tried lavender oil? 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
779 Yea, they never seem to bother me. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
780 Just remain calm, honey. I am more afraid of them than they are of you. 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
781 It was this or the Jersey Shore. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
782 I know, I said there are only a couple of mosquitos, but I forgot to mention the specifics. 1.3210 0.04168 162 115 42 5
783 Don't worry- I installed GPS Tracker on your phone. 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
784 I don't know why they never bother me. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
785 I thought it'd be, like, locusts. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
786 I don't think you will have to worry about the Covid virus any more! 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
787 Remember, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
788 They are not wearing masks. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
789 Uh, do you want your flip flop? 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
790 Play dead like you do in bed. 1.3210 0.05080 162 126 20 16
791 Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
792 We need to exterminate those humans - they spread too many diseases. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
793 I told you we shouldn’t move to Minnesota. 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
794 It probably has something to do with global warming. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
795 You'll live like a queen 'til the sacrifice. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
796 And I thought wearing masks would bug us. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
797 It’s best not to scratch the bites. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
798 So delicious after they've eaten garlic bread 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
799 I'm sure things'll improve in 2021... 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
800 I don’t know-they just like you more than me. 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
801 Don't complain you always wanted to be treated like a queen 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
802 I guess we figured out what’s for dinner. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
803 Well, it is Texas. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
804 While you’re up, can you grab me the bug spray? 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
805 Quit complaining! You're the one who didn't want the Off! 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
806 Call it mansplaining if you will but, actually, only the female mosquitoes feed on blood. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
807 Zika is so last year, Mary. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
808 It was only a matter of time Karen 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
809 Amazon's technology is really advanced; picking up as well as delivering 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
810 She's too good for you, Jerry. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
811 Did you write down the Netflix password? 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
812 At least they're fewer this year. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
813 Guys, put her down. I'll make us some actual Bloody Marys. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
814 You are so distracted lately, I feel like you aren’t listening to me. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
815 When you said you heard a drone, I thought your Amazon order had arrived. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
816 How many times have I told you to use repellent until there is a vaccine? 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
817 I told you not to use pumpkin spice repellent. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
818 I would do something, but you know I'm allergic. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
819 It's Florida and it's 2020. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
820 No, it's definitely your turn. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
821 Don’t worry, babe. I heard these Jurassic Mosquitoes are just a hoax. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
822 Quick...toss me the car keys! 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
823 On the bright side, I’ve seen only a couple of mosquitos this whole summer. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
824 You’re the blood donor, not me. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
825 Don't look at me. You're the one who said this year couldn't get any weirder 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
826 Quick, throw me the car keys. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
827 Congratulations on your selection for the Phase 3 vaccine trial. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
828 Well, this proves it- I'm wearing lavender oil and having no problem! 1.3165 0.04123 158 112 42 4
829 Yes the swarm is harmful, and we should all be safely inside, but some of us need to celebrate our freedom. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
830 But what'll I have for dinner tonight? 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
831 I think you're getting carried away, Karen. 1.3165 0.04315 158 114 38 6
832 They’re right- the mosquitos are really bad this year. 1.3165 0.04315 158 119 31 8
833 I don’t think the citronella candle is working. 1.3161 0.04366 155 112 37 6
834 Let's not overreact. There are bigger problems out there. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
835 Don't worry, I'll get you a WASP lawyer to fight this sting operation. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
836 Let's play it out. Think book deal, like the kid who went to heaven. 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
837 I mean, really, who didn't see that coming? 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
838 Don’t forget your flip flop! 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
839 It's not that I don't care, dear. It's just so hard these days to tell when the LSD has kicked in. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
840 I told you not to put that anti-Trump sign on the lawn! 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
841 Now will you admit that DEET is better than citronella? 1.3161 0.04645 155 118 27 10
842 You're so lucky. 2020 is almost over for you. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
843 Don't worry . . . I've got some left over hydroxychloroquine. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
844 Well, I'm terrified but I can't say I'm surprised. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
845 Don't panic. President assures us reports of gigantic flying insects killing people by the hundreds of thousands? Fake news. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
846 I told you you were overdosing on Kafka! 1.3161 0.05158 155 121 19 15
847 Look at it this way, at least they’re not murder hornets. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
848 Well, you asked to be treated like a queen. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
849 I'll tell your book club you're busy with environmental issues. 1.3161 0.04461 155 115 32 8
850 Should I start dinner without you? 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
851 Well, actually, they're mosquitoes. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
852 Huh, they never bother me. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
853 , “funny, but they don’t bother me at all, just try not to think about it.” 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
854 I would help you, but for two reasons: I am a product of a spineless generation, and there are just too many implications to consider 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
855 Be careful! That chair's an antique. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
856 ”Diane, even the receipt says two large MOJITOS! 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
857 From where I sit you're getting a little bit carried away. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
858 Why do you have to turn every minor annoyance into such a big deal? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
859 Haven't you heard about the latest plague of 2020? These are the hostage hornets. 1.3137 0.05119 153 119 20 14
860 Maybe we shouldn't visit Chernobyl in the summer. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
861 Don't worry. Mosquitos don't carry COVID-19. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
862 I’d like to help you but I’m totally drained. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
863 I begged you not to put out that Biden sign. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
864 Total buzzkill. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
865 I sold you to the Mosquito King. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
866 With everything that"s going on today,I doubt this will even make the news, 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
867 That's the one drawback of having type O blood. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
868 I warned you not to download the buzzfeed app 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
869 I’d turn on the bug zapper, but they’ve asked we not use heavy appliances during the heat wave. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
870 Could you ask them to pollinate the cucumbers before they go? 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
871 relax ! The doctor said the vaccine hallucinations will wear of in 6 - 10 hours 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
872 Divorce lawyers in their natural habitat 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
873 Their buzzing sound is quite annoying, isn't it? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
874 You know, my therapist said it’s best to not fight change. 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
875 honey, your flip-flop 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
876 If you don't enjoy my company anymore just say so, Susan. There's no need for theatrics. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
877 This wasn’t the buzz I thought I’d get on a second date. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
878 Wait! Deborah! What’s the Netflix password? 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
879 I would have sworn the locals were exaggerating about the size of the mosquitoes. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
880 Did someone order you from Amazon? 1.3113 0.04325 151 119 22 10
881 We're arresting you for the murder of thousands of innocent mosqutos 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
882 Just in case you don’t make it back before dinner, what wine should I uncork? 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
883 They're female, can I watch? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
884 Sorry babe. I don't like them as insects per se, but I like their policies. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
885 Well this is a real buzzkill 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
886 So no second date? 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
887 ... and here we thought Trump was our biggest problem. 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
888 Would you rather go indoors, Wendy? 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
889 Don't worry, that species is not infectious. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
890 Fine – I'm sorry I used the last of the bug spray. Ok? 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
891 I warned you not to sign that blood-donor pledge. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
892 I’ve been trying to tell you the neighbors suck. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
893 Oh my God I have to film this. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
894 Still want to grab a bite later? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
895 It was at that moment Joe regretted not packing the bug spray. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
896 Gosh, Jan. So you get a couple of bites. Don’t get carried away. 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
897 Maybe try explaining to them that your insect repellant is DEET-free but just as effective. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
898 I don’t remember the mosquitoes being this bad. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
899 Don't worry, they're males. They roughhouse a little, but only the females bite. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
900 No, I did NOT hire them... 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
901 Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
902 Just another typical day in the pandemic-killer-wasp wasteland... 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
903 I thought Trump was supposed to drain the swamp... But now the bugs are bigger than ever. 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
904 You were the one who insisted on moving to New Jersey! 1.3087 0.04354 149 108 36 5
905 It’s all the CO2 you’re breathing out. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
906 Let's rent a place at the Jersey Shore," you said 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
907 No worries, they're merely "rough you up a bit' hornets 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
908 Well actually male mosquitos don't feed on blood, so I think you're overreacting. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
909 Ordinarily, I'd be surprised. But hey..2020, so.... 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
910 I warned you not to get too carried away by your acceptance to that exclusive W.A.S.P. garden club. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
911 The brochure said the mosquitos were bad here but oh no, you said we could handle it. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
912 They must be Republicans. 1.3087 0.04248 149 119 21 9
913 Remember last summer when we were inundated with no-see-ums. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
914 Stay calm, they're more afraid of you than you're afraid of them. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
915 Want me to look for that citronella candle, hon? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
916 It's 2020! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
917 They've ALWAYS liked you best. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
918 You probably thought I was kidding about the mosquitoes here in Maine. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
919 You're under arrest for over 1,000 counts of insecticide. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
920 Covid 20. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
921 I guess you were right about the killer mosquitoes. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
922 And yet I seem never to get bit. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
923 Trust me, they know you got a PhD in Entomology. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
924 I warned you not to say anything negative about Bill Barr. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
925 Don't act so shocked. It's 2020, babe. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
926 Did I tell you Alaska's state bird is the mosquito? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
927 They’re more scared of you than you are of them. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
928 Don't worry. The big ones don't carry West Nile, Zika, Malaria, Dengue or Chikungunya. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
929 I guess we have an answer to which repellent works best. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
930 We all knew 2020 was going to end this way. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
931 You'll be fine. They're males. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
932 So what do you want me to do? 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
933 Man that is going to itch!!! 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
934 If I had to guess, I’d say Trump’s ‘Operation Warp Speed’ program to deliver a Nov. 3rd Covid-19 vaccine just took a wrong turn. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
935 You always get so carried away..! 1.3087 0.04354 149 110 33 6
936 You should see the ones from New Jersey. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
937 They’re after anti-vaxxers! 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
938 Forget it, Jane, it's Minnesota. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
939 The mosquitos are really bad this year, huh? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
940 You’re under arrest for killing a little mosquito last night with those sandals. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
941 This is what happens when you ask what else could go wrong in 2020. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
942 The contact tracers are here. See you in two weeks! 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
943 Just had to move to Texas, didn’t you? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
944 2020 REALLY bites... 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
945 Babe, I know your essential oil repellant is organic, cold-pressed, and handmade in small batches, but I’m just not sure it’s actually doing anything. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
946 Man... 2020 just keeps finding new ways to suck. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
947 We’re gonna need a bigger swatter. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
948 Hey, at least the Giant Mosquitoes wiped out the Murder Hornets..." 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
949 Don't worry, they're not real, they are drones. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
950 How's that 'essential oil insect repellent' working out for you? 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
951 Still think all natural repellents are safer? 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
952 Hey, YOU wanted to vacation in Minnesota. 1.3067 0.04329 150 109 36 5
953 Don't worry -- it's just a hoax. 1.3067 0.05090 150 117 20 13
954 I'm not sure how I'm at fault but I apologize. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
955 I told you the season wasn't over yet 1.3067 0.04329 150 111 33 6
956 Hey, wait a minute! Do you have my keys? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
957 You’re lucky. There’s usually more mosquitoes this time of day. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
958 The discount sprays almost never work. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
959 I told you not to worry about the bears! 1.3067 0.04225 150 108 38 4
960 You were right! That wasn't a buzz saw that we just heard. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
961 So sorry, Dee, but none of this would be necessary if you had just signed the prenup. 1.3067 0.04225 150 108 38 4
962 Wait, your facemask! 1.3067 0.04329 150 109 36 5
963 It's not all bad - you'll get to be a queen. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
964 Wow. You always have to find SOMETHING to complain about, don't you? 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
965 They're quite harmless unless you scream. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
966 I'll let your folks know we won't be joining them for dinner. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
967 That’s what they meant by “Jurassic Getaways.” 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
968 Bargain brand repellent? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
969 Really, David? The divorce papers would’ve sufficed. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
970 Well, Honey, it makes sense...floods, fires, hurricanes and now pestilence. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
971 I haven’t paid Amazon since the pandemic began. These are their repo drones. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
972 Are you sure that was mosquito repellant? 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
973 Many find me repellent but I guess it has its upside. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
974 If my phone wasn't in the car I'd help you by recording this. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
975 Quick, tell me your password! 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
976 See...Me and the mosquitoes, we have an understanding. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
977 Well, you did say the buzzword... 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
978 I'll give the swat team a ring. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
979 So much for the all-natural, organic, homeopathic insect repellent. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
980 My bad. They just sounded like drones. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
981 I guess I'm lucky. The bugs seem to never bother me. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
982 Let them suck the blood out of you like you sucked the happiness out of my life, Susan 1.3067 0.05090 150 117 20 13
983 Carry-out dining is all the rage these days. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
984 that's what you get when you use off brand repellent 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
985 This is why I wanted to sit inside. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
986 And you laughed at my ‘nature is healing’ hashtag. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
987 Wait, was I supposed to do the garden treatment this year? 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
988 'Youre right. Maybe I do read too much....the only word I can think of right now is kafkaesque.' 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
989 They're only attacking 50% of us 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
990 Yeah. I ordered a drone pick-up. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
991 I don't know...They just don't seem to like me. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
992 So much for the Deet-free bug spray. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
993 You were all too excited to be a ‘universal donor’ before. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
994 Phyllis, I tried to warn you about the knock-off Off. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
995 Mosquitoes are eating us alive this year. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
996 And you said don't get carried away with the bug spray. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
997 What did you expect after you swatted their baby? 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
998 I think the mushrooms have finally kicked in. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
999 You laughed when I insisted on getting shots. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1000 Remember: Tap don’t scratch 1.3051 0.05710 118 92 16 10
1001 Mosquitoes have never done that to me before 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1002 See? I told you. They just don’t bother me. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1003 Well, Linda, it looks like you won the disaster prediction pool, but I’d say it’s something of a bittersweet victory 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
1004 Yup this one right here, she’s the one who squished Carol... left Dean to take care of 2000 babies on his own. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
1005 Oh good, it is just Zika. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1006 I'll call the cops, but what should I tell 'em? 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1007 I told you they’re immune to citronella. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1008 No, no, I'm sure I ordered "two giant MOJITOS." 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1009 Remind me to pick up some mosquito netting tomorrow. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1010 You’re more their type. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1011 It really bugs me when you get carried away." 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1012 You're getting completely carried away again! 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1013 Are you surprised? This is 2020. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1014 Why don't your parents ever call first? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1015 Guess you heard the latest buzz. 1.3007 0.05160 143 112 19 12
1016 Honey, what's for dinner? 1.3007 0.05160 143 112 19 12
1017 I'm glad I'm not their type. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1018 2020 sucks, right Frannie? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1019 They seem a bit more agressive this year, I think. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1020 See, I'm NOT paranoid. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1021 Uh...Transportation by drone will need to be refined a bit. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1022 You probably shouldn't have said, "none of your beeswax, honey." 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1023 The mosquitoes never seem to bother me 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1024 What time does Timmy have to be at soccer. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1025 Told you they'd get you if you wore flip-flops. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1026 Maybe they're males--I hear they don't bite. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1027 I'll get the giant Benadryl. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1028 I told them you’re a great host. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1029 It's so weird, they don't bother me at all. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1030 Surprisingly, this was not even the worst part of their first vacation as a couple. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1031 I hear their buzz is worse than their bite. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1032 Don't scratch it. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1033 I’m finding the bugs out here a little excessive. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1034 Things just haven't been the same since dining out in public was banned. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1035 Told you they will recognize us without the masks! 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1036 Ha! They're even bigger in Texas. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1037 Will you be back in time for dinner? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1038 Don't worry. Male mosquitoes don't suck blood." 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1039 Hey when you come back can you bring some bug spray? I’m getting eaten alive out here. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1040 At least there’s a breeze. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1041 Did you know that mosquito is Spanish for "little fly". 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1042 No, I ordered two jumbo mojitos. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1043 Sorry, dear. I swatted their mother yesterday and had to make a deal. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1044 The mosquitoes are bad this time of year", I said. "Put on insect repellent", I said. "Re-order the Citronella,", I said. You never listen, Diane.. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1045 Every summer the mosquitos seem to get worse. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1046 Honey, looks like you’ve chosen Queen for the Day! 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1047 You said we'd be safer outside. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1048 I think we need something stronger than citronella candles. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1049 Relax. They're aggressive only when you show fear--" 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1050 One gives you a flu shot, the other your covid vaccine. Then they both drop off your mail-in ballot. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1051 Just relax, they can sense fear. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1052 Leave the city, you said. We will get COVID, you said. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1053 Is it my imagination, or are the mosquitos getting bigger and bigger each year? 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1054 Wait, let me get your mask. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1055 Do you want me to light the citronella? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1056 I feel like you’re not really focused on us, Linda 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1057 Don’t worry, those are males. It’s only the females that bite. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1058 I thought you were being hyperbolic when you said your in-laws were bloodsucking parasites! 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1059 You were right, the big ones do always go for you. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1060 Just ignore them and they won’t hurt you! 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1061 Look I hate to be the guy that blames a woman for what she's wearing, but... 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1062 Weren't they more subtle last season? 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1063 They are just mosquitoes, don't get carried away. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1064 He’s a Mosquito-doodle, he just wants affection. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1065 You're just imagining it. The bugs are no worse than last year. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1066 I'll never buy organic bug spray again. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1067 Don't worry, they're crane flies. They look like large mosquitoes, but they don't bite. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1068 You have pretty toes. 1.2979 0.04240 141 107 29 5
1069 Ok, I get it. Maybe we should buy mosquito repellant. 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
1070 Sorry honey, but I think this will be quicker than a drawn out divorce. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1071 What should I tell your mother? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1072 We really didn't think this through before we shrunk ourselves. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1073 You don’t need to worry Honey, only the females bite. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1074 It's the latest test to get FDA approval. Trust me,it's still more pleasant than the swab. 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
1075 Relax. I heard the giant Wuhan mosquitos are harmless. 1.2979 0.04473 141 106 29 6
1076 YOU wanted to visit Texas. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1077 How’s that all-natural planet-friendly insect repellent you read about on GOOP working out for you? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1078 That hole in the screen door is a bit larger than I remembered! 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1079 Everybody’s getting take out these days. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
1080 I warned you to use the spray because the bugs were literally like giant mosquitoes. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1081 I expected something like this would happen next. . . 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1082 On the bright side, you'll have a great story for the grandkids. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
1083 Your turn. I gave last week. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
1084 West Nile virus is so 2019 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1085 Climate change; it's not just about weather anymore. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1086 Repellent 0, perfune 1 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1087 huh... They never seem to go for me. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1088 You and your organic insect repellent. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1089 I warned you about leaving that water in the kiddie pond. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1090 CDC’s plan to vaccinate 350 million Americans 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1091 Everything's bigger in Texas 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1092 Trust me, this year you’ll be better off wherever they take you. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1093 But it said Mega-size Bug Repellent right on the bottle! 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1094 Relax. There's no credible evidence they spread the virus. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1095 It's 2020. What did you expect? 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1096 They’re actually delivery drones — probably just a programming error. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1097 I warned you those Bermuda shorts would attract WASPs... 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
1098 Don’t worry, it’s the females you have to be afraid of. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1099 Don’t struggle. We’re here to rescue you. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1100 To think I almost chose that chair. Whew, that was close! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1101 Mother Natures response to climate change. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1102 The good news is they will have you back in an hour. The bad news is you will feel a little drained. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1103 You told the blood bank you weren't gonna donate, didn't you? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1104 Thanks for the help, Greg, these tiny humans really disgust me. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1105 She didn't mean it. She will vote for Trump. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1106 Uber really isn't vetting its drivers as well as it used to. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1107 I guess he hasn't heard of the BeeToo Movement. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1108 Apollo, Zeus, down! They just love visitors. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1109 No, because you said DEET makes you sneeze! 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1110 I think we need to get a refund for the repellent. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1111 Their bites only itch for a year. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1112 I think we're in their seats 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1113 Have you got your cell phone? 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1114 Don’t worry. The president said they’ll disappear like a miracle soon. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1115 Don't worry honey, these aren't the murder hornets. They are the kidnapping hornets 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1116 Yeah, they're bad this time of year. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1117 Move your foot and I'll go get the bug spray from the car. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1118 I was just kidding when I said your parents were like a pair of blood sucking mosquitos. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1119 I wouldn’t resist. You’re much better off with them than staying here. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1120 but honey, mosquitoes are a hoax 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1121 David Attenborough needs to be narrating this. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1122 Guess my bugging you seems inconsequential right now. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1123 So, I guess we're seeing other people now 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1124 They’re still doing take-out only. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
1125 But you know they're a hoax, right? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1126 Honey, just completely relax. Dead weight is much harder to lift. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1127 I warned you organic bug spray wouldn't work here 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1128 By the way, you dropped a sandal. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1129 Who needs a calendar, it’s still 2020. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1130 Guess I shouldn't have called you "Honey." 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1131 Perhaps bug off was not the best metaphor! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1132 Just go with them Jenny. They’ll only take a pint or two. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1133 Seriously? The Chernobyl National Wildlife Preserve? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1134 Enough about mosquitos, already! You always get carried away. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1135 I'd make a joke about 2020, but that would be too obvious. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1136 The Blood Bank's out-reach team has really outdone itself this year. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1137 Another one who accepted our Terms & Conditions 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1138 You did pick 'dare'... 1.2941 0.04796 136 105 23 8
1139 Enough with the literary allusions, Greg - do something! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1140 We're gonna need a bigger Citronella candle... 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1141 It's okay! These are the massage hornets. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1142 Summers in Florida sure are wild 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1143 Got it, honey, citronella's on the list. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1144 They’ve been a huge problem this year. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1145 So much for life in the 'no-fly zone'! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1146 Are you sure you called Uber? 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1147 Don't be frigrhtened. They are both males, and only the female mosquitoes biter, 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
1148 I can tell I'm losing you, so let me cut to the chase. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1149 Sticking with the citronella, are we? 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1150 Well at least these genetically modified mosquitoes don´t carry malaria. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1151 Can't you just go to a gym like a normal person. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1152 Why do you have to make everything about you? 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1153 Wait, are you mad at them or at me? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1154 Relax. I’ll grab your flip flops. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1155 Now I understand why in the warning, "Colossal mosquito problem", the C was capitalized. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1156 I love American fast food. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1157 This isn't the take-away I had in mind. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1158 Damn it, Shirley, when I said 'Just bug off,' I didn't mean it literally! 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1159 I should have know there would be good reasons the property rates were so low! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1160 Try to focus on the positive- at least the males don't bite 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1161 You said you wanted the least expensive socially distanced flight I could find you. 1.2941 0.05231 136 107 18 11
1162 Could it really be that bad?” Asked Kyle, who had never been bit by a Mosquito due to his thick skin and white male privilege 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1163 Seriously stop calling me over dramatic - Im literally getting carried away! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1164 Of course, 2020." BLAMMO!! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1165 Spirit airline has really changed 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1166 Oh, this must be the vaccine sides effects. Say hi to 2021 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1167 Honestly, just let them take me. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1168 I think it’s time to move, honey. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1169 Bring me back some honey, honey. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1170 Just a preliminary test for coronavirus, we’ll have her back in a hour. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1171 President Trump tells us that these new mosquitoes are nothing to worry about. (I wasn't sure if my previous submission included both lines) 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1172 Eeek! My flip - flop! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1173 Look on the bright side! They’re leaving ME alone. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1174 In this pandemic, it's safer than an airplane. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1175 Does this change your mind on having a bug zapper? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1176 Don't worry dear, I'm sure this is just an illustration. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1177 OMG! Jackpot! This one hasn't been vaccinated yet! 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1178 I told you to complete your census form. 1.2910 0.04472 134 101 28 5
1179 Don't struggle, it only excites them! 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1180 You should see the horseflies. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1181 Wow, mosquitoes really do love you. 1.2910 0.05383 134 107 15 12
1182 I thought things would improve after the election. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1183 I thought they had patio dining here, but it looks like they only do takeout. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1184 they warned us about sheltering in Maine in the spring 1.2910 0.04345 134 98 33 3
1185 Still think I use to much bug spray? 1.2910 0.04596 134 106 20 8
1186 Sorry dear, it was either you or me. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1187 Can you get her back in time to vote? 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1188 How do I tell people this is not fake news? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1189 Not a huge mosquito fan? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1190 Will you be back in time to cook dinner? 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1191 Don't worry. It's only the females that bite. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1192 I booked it on Air Bee and Bee. 1.2910 0.04596 134 102 26 6
1193 Next time I'm buying the one with deet. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1194 You probably swatted their kids. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1195 Black Flies Matter, I think they said. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1196 Don't show fear and they won't sting. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1197 Tell them to put a rush on those gin & tonics 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1198 I told you that my DEET repellent works better than yours that just makes you smell good. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1199 You weren't kidding when you said mosquitoes loved you. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1200 DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET...DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET...So here's to using DEET Mrs. Robinson... 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1201 Told you we should have brought the fly swatter. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1202 See? This is why you have to vote for Biden. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1203 I heard it’s catch-and-release 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1204 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1205 You should see the bats that feed on these. 1.2910 0.04214 134 97 35 2
1206 I told you this place was bugged. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1207 If this keeps up, these wild anarchist WASPs will completely ruin the suburbs as we know them. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1208 Maybe using deet ISN’T so bad for you. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1209 Sorry honey, but you have always been more attractive to mosquitoes. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1210 Not to worry. They brought me back in time to vote. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1211 Honey, don’t forget your sandal! 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1212 Must be some of those mosquitoes from back when Grandpa was a boy. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1213 I simply refuse to change my ways because of some bug! 1.2910 0.04717 134 103 24 7
1214 Better call a SWAT team. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1215 Shucks, I lost my last girlfriend this way. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1216 At least the "no-see-ums" aren't out. 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
1217 I don't know. I woke up just as the giant frogs were arriving on the scene. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1218 We really should try a different brand of insect repellent. 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
1219 I think you missed a spot. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1220 The Rapture, 2020 edition. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1221 Yes this year could suck even more 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1222 I forget that I spilled steroids in the birdbath. 1.2910 0.05383 134 107 15 12
1223 Honey, I don’t think this sketo diet is a good idea. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1224 Do you still think wearing bug spray infringes on your personal rights, Jane? 1.2910 0.05278 134 106 17 11
1225 At least the pandemic is over . 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1226 Let's get you out of here honey, you're the third girl he's brought this week 1.2910 0.05278 134 106 17 11
1227 That’s what you get for saying this year can’t get any worse 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1228 You’re really getting carried away by this whole ‘fear of the outdoors’ thing, Carol. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1229 I guess that's what the lawn furniture guy meant by 'Climate Change Sale.' 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1230 Maybe now you'll finally use the bug spray 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1231 You dropped your flip flop. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1232 This sucks. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1233 OK Karen, now who are you going to call? 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1234 Sorry, honey. It was either you or me. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1235 You’re the one who said “what else could happen?” 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1236 You think they're bad now. Just wait 'til they finish law school. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1237 I'm sorry, but the speed dating rules around here are brutal." 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1238 I don't know why you say I never pay attention to what's bugging you. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1239 Well, you said you needed a pick-me-up. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1240 And you trusted nature. 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1241 You've always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1242 Wow. 2020 is not letting up. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1243 Did I get an extra large can of insect repellent rather than a can of extra large insect repellant? My bad. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1244 Hang on, sweetie. I'm going to call Dr. Fauci. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1245 Mother told me I should never have married a WASP. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1246 Didn’t I tell you to bring bug spray? 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1247 I'm happy to talk about adding a screened-in porch if you'll promise not to get so carried away. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1248 Holy crap Karen. They really are the State bird! 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1249 I told you the organic bug spray was a risky choice. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1250 I certainly did not have kidnapping by giant mosquitoes on my 2020 Bingo Card. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1251 Did you volunteer for the vaccine trials ? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1252 You're overreacting. They just feel that big. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1253 Again? I never get abducted. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1254 What’s the Wi-Fi password? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1255 My relationships usually end worse than this! 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1256 Just another day in the year 2020 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1257 Two more gigabites 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1258 remember when scientists said genetic manipulation was a good thing? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1259 Well this is on-brand for 2020 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1260 They said this would happen if we kept using the RAID. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1261 Just breathe Susan...this may not be FDA approved but the president says it works. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1262 You should have signed the divorce papers. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1263 Relax Sue, I have everyone checked for bugging devices. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1264 Okay honey, just be home by dinner. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1265 Yeah, that "natural" DEET is just not cutting it. 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
1266 At a time like this, I regret the DDT ban. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1267 Sometimes I feel like you're not listening to me. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1268 You're the one who wanted to move into this WASPy neighborhood. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1269 It's okay. They're males. Only the female ones bite. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1270 Don’t worry, Gladys, they’re males who don’t bite. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1271 You are the one that wouldn't let them spray for West Nile mosquitos. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1272 Welcome to New Jersey 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1273 I warned you the WASPs would get us when we moved to the suburbs. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1274 Looks like they've chosen their new queen for breeding 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1275 You're the one that swatted their baby brother... 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1276 Relax, honey, only the females bite. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1277 Turns out the "murder hornet" moniker was just fake news. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1278 Um...what time should I take out the meat loaf? 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1279 Last time we visit Alaska! 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1280 I tried to tell you my parents were wasps! 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1281 I warned you about taking loans from the blood bank. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1282 It's the state bird here in Michigan. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1283 When I asked, "what next?" I didn't see this coming. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1284 Is this just another 2020 highlight, or have we just noticed we’re in Jumanji? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1285 Give it some time, Emily. They’ll help relieve your itching. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1286 I told you not to bad mouth Bill Barr. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1287 See, I told you, this place is bugged. 1.2846 0.04912 130 103 19 8
1288 They never bother me at all. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1289 I don’t mean to stir up a hornet’s nest, but would you mind giving me the engagement ring back? 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1290 I knew it was a mistake to move to New Jersey! 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1291 Maybe it's time to try airplanes again. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1292 Do you think it might be the repellent we’re using? 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1293 Maybe it's time to do something about climate change. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1294 It appears we weren't the only ones who gained the "Quarantine 15." 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1295 Don't forget you mask, dear. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1296 I told you I did not want to move to Wisconsin. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1297 This gives me a great idea for my new book! 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1298 Oh my gawd.... I'm sure I said "TWO MOJITOS" 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1299 So, this is what they meant in the brochure when they said, "You be flown away to a whole new world." 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1300 I did suggest that you use mosquito repellent. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1301 Can't lie, their bite is pretty bad. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1302 Need a wingman? 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1303 I'm starting to think we have to re-evaluate the type of bug spray you've been using. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1304 Like I said when we left Brooklyn, everything's bigger in Texas. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1305 Ha! I totally forgot about Zika! 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1306 Calm down, you’re always getting carried away. 1.2846 0.05376 130 104 15 11
1307 That's what you get for voting for Trump and global warming deniers. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1308 Well, at least it's not murder hornets! 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1309 What else did you expect? It’s still 2020 for another couple months. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1310 Honey, should I get the bug spray? 1.2846 0.04663 130 102 21 7
1311 Maybe we should have expected Murder Mosquitoes after 2020 gave us Murder Hornets? 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1312 Honey, it’s 2020, what else did you expect? 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1313 Look, I offered you bug spray... 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1314 Say honey - now that you're up, would you mind grabbing me a drink? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1315 Careful honey, they’re a vector for disease. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1316 I told you not to mention that you are related to Jeff Goldblum 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1317 I had to make a deal. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1318 You’ve had your flu shot: I wouldn’t worry. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1319 Relax, unless you're over 60, or have a pre-existing condition, they won't kill you. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1320 Kinda makes all those COVID fears seem sort of silly now, doesn't it? 1.2835 0.04596 127 97 25 5
1321 You called Uber and Lyft? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1322 Told you they were big out here 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1323 Don’t worry, I don’t think those are Murder Hornets. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1324 Don't worry--they were genetically modified to be harmless. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1325 I already gave at the office. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1326 I guess they finally put together a SWAT team." 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1327 Welcome to Minnesota. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1328 And you were worried about the corona virus 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1329 Text me when you get there. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1330 Use to be all they wanted was our blood. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1331 Damn, that was mom's favorite chair! 1.2835 0.05465 127 102 14 11
1332 It looks like my insect is repellant working 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1333 I told you it was a bad idea to camp near Chernobyl 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1334 Are you sure you know these guys? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1335 I hear we'll have a vaccine by early next year." 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1336 Well, they said the mosquito was the Alaska state bird....sigh. We should've listened.. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1337 Nothing that happens on a third date surprises me. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1338 The view above the lake is beautiful. 1.2835 0.04015 127 99 24 4
1339 And we were worried about COVID. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1340 Don’t panic! The CDC says they’re just gnats. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1341 Now might be a good time to rethink that Essential Oils insect repellent. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1342 So now do you believe there's a problem? 1.2835 0.04315 127 93 32 2
1343 Relax. They’re kidnapping hornets, not murder hornets. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1344 I guess I should have listened when you said you attracted bugs. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1345 So how are you doing with your arachnophobia? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1346 I'm guessing you have type O blood. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1347 Boy am I going to be itchy tomorrow! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1348 This is the last time we holiday in Florida. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1349 Wait...Wait Don't forget your mask... 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1350 Do you want the fly swatter or the baseball bat? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1351 Well, Phyllis, it hurts when you call me repellent. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1352 Huh, they’re not really bothering me. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1353 That's what you get for wearing essential oils instead of DEET. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1354 Time for your next zoom meeting 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1355 They brought you back? I guess you're not their flavor. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1356 Huh, so the Midwest isn't immune to climate change. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1357 No, I don’t think they look like big murder hornets at all. Why do you ask? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1358 Guess this settles the Citronella vs DEET argument once and for all. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1359 Call me when you get there. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1360 We need to check that bug spray label 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1361 Mosquitoes are just attracted to some people and not others. I don’t know why. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1362 And you thought those noseeums were annoying. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1363 You always get carried away with how bad the bugs are! 1.2835 0.04987 127 101 19 7
1364 So now I know what all the buzz is about. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1365 Don’t worry. I’ll order take out. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1366 Stop! She hasn't signed her ballot yet. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1367 Now I remember what they said about Alaska. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1368 Relax. Just relax! It usually takes Deet a few minutes to kick in. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1369 This is why I don't like to sit outside! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1370 I knew the price of this cabin was too good to be true. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1371 Really? They're not bothering me. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1372 Can you get me a beer? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1373 They hardly ever bother me. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1374 Don't worry, they'll be gone when it gets cold. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1375 It’s a metaphor 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1376 Given how the year's been going, this is probably for the best. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1377 At least you won’t have to wear a mask in flight. 1.2835 0.04596 127 97 25 5
1378 Appears you were wrong when you said, 'What next... locusts?' 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1379 If you ignore them, they leave you alone. 1.2835 0.04730 127 99 22 6
1380 What do you want me to tell your Mom about this? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1381 Because I don't have to walk them or feed them. . . 1.2835 0.04987 127 100 19 8
1382 Who knew Amazon's drones can also do return delivery. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1383 You have to admit we needed the rain. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1384 That’s my point. You always find something to complain about. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1385 So now it’s the bugs. Honestly, can you not just relax and try to enjoy our vacation” 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1386 C'mon dear, they're just playing. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1387 No, they're not bothering me at all. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1388 I kept warning you about spraying the garden with too much "Super Grow"! 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1389 The mosquitos have been more aggressive this summer 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1390 Should I cancel the Uber? 1.2835 0.04730 127 100 20 7
1391 That’s what you get for squashing their mom. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1392 CRISPR run amok 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1393 I guess Mosquitos are doing take out now 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1394 Don't worry. We'll bring her back in 17 years. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1395 Now, can I call the service that uses poison? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1396 They told us there’d be consequences for not wearing masks. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1397 Don't worry. We can order another Adirondack from Amazon. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1398 Take her. You’ve earned it. 1.2835 0.04987 127 100 19 8
1399 October 2020 is officially here. 1.2835 0.04860 127 99 21 7
1400 Let's not jump to conclusions— they might not be giant mosquitoes. We might just be really small. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1401 Really? I don’t feel a thing. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1402 Yeah, weird year, right? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1403 See! If your fortune teller were any good, you'd have seen this coming. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1404 Like I said, the mosquitoes never seem to bother me. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1405 Don't worry--male mosquitoes don't bite. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1406 If they want you for mating, cooperate, but don’t send me any baby pictures. 1.2835 0.05578 127 103 12 12
1407 Why don’t you like camping? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1408 They’ll bring you back when they find out you have antibodies. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1409 No worries. They have a very short lifespan. 1.2835 0.04458 127 97 26 4
1410 Six feet apart - ma'am, that's clearly two! 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1411 Don’t get carried away, Martha, it’s just a couple of mosquitos. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1412 Yeah you’ve gotta spray all over, not just the ankles 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1413 I feel like you’re not listening to me. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1414 „Look at it that way: we used to have a huge problem with small mosquitoes, now we have a small problem with huge mosquitoes.“ 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1415 What’s bugging you, honey? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1416 Hmmm, yep. 2020 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1417 Relax, they just want to talk. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1418 Actually, it's the smaller ones you have to watch out for. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1419 Okay, okay, I’ll try citronella. 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1420 I told you that was a bottle of ON. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1421 Well, at least there were fewer of them this summer. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1422 I told you Cuomo was serious about the 14 day quarantine! 1.2835 0.04596 127 97 25 5
1423 I see you've met the neighbors 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1424 Thanks for coming. He kept saying he wants at least six kids. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1425 Relax, It's just a bug 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1426 I guess what didn't kill them made them stronger. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1427 Maybe you should've researched that new blood donation website before signing up. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1428 Yes Buzz, this is the one with the sweet juice 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1429 I told you to buy the ‘with deet’ insect repellent, but nOoOoOo. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1430 This being 2020, I would say, I believe my eyes 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1431 Just another regular plain old 2020s day. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1432 Did you put on any bug spray? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1433 I'm telling you, if you ignore them they'll leave you alone. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1434 Don’t worry I hear the Giant Mosquitos have a great Dengue testing and tracing program. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1435 We should've just gotten dogs. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1436 Honestly I don’t know what you’re talking about, the bugs don’t bother me at all. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1437 Nature embraces you back 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1438 In the lab, we zapped them with radiation to make them sterile. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1439 Quit overreacting. I haven't had a single bite. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1440 In hindsight, maybe releasing these genetically altered mosquitoes wasn’t as innocuous as we were led to believe 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1441 6-feet apart lady! 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1442 That’s not six feet 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1443 I would be surprised, but it's 2020 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1444 Our president said it's safe to be outside and not wear masks. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1445 You're the one who said you wanted to meet my parents. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1446 So, how are those sticky strips working out for you? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1447 While you're up ... 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1448 These are nothing compared to the ones where I come from. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1449 But Fox News said it was a hoax! 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1450 It must suck to be Type O. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1451 Let’s hope the ‘murder’ part is fake news. 1.2800 0.05400 125 100 15 10
1452 If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. Stop resisting. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1453 So much for citronella. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1454 I wouldn’t worry about it. It can’t be worse being here with Trump as President 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1455 I thought this whole killer bee thing was fake news. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1456 It seems excessive anti-depression medicine can cause hallucinations; we should be careful during a pandemic. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1457 Fauci and Trump disagree about whether their sting is fatal. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1458 Ignore it. Fake news. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1459 I told you calamine lotion isn't enough. 1.2800 0.04032 125 92 32 1
1460 How did you think they selected a Queen? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1461 Sorry Babe. Its part of the Green New Deal. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1462 There's your biology paper. It'll write itself now. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1463 They don’t actually bite, you know. It’s more of a sting. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1464 Oh no! What is the name of that new perfume? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1465 You seemed much calmer in your profile picture 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1466 Don't blame me; I told you to take the hydroxychloroquine. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1467 Well this is so predictable, anything with puppy dog eyes and a large antennae and you’re outta here 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1468 Sorry. You're our next Queen 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1469 MOJITO.I said I wanted a giant MOJITO 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1470 See, I told you climate change is real. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1471 I thought you said large moscato. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1472 Let’s be real: quarantine highlighted all of the flaws in our relationship. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1473 It IS true what they say! In every couple there’s the one who gets bitten by mosquitoes and the one who gets abducted. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1474 Don’t look at me like that, I clearly said two large mojitos 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1475 Agh... I can see the headline 'Florida couple...’ 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1476 I told you, the all-natural bug spray just doesn’t work as well. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1477 I find that if I ignore them, they go away. Try it. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1478 Geez, I hope they don’t have West Nile. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1479 I guess Disney’s Jurassic Bug Park just opened. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1480 They’re taking you back for the big ones! 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1481 You shouldn't have worn such revealing clothes. 1.2764 0.04939 123 98 18 7
1482 Calm down. The males don't bite. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1483 I told you scratching would make it worse. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1484 Relax. Dr. Fauci said they’re positive it’s not insect-borne. 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1485 Hey! Careful with that chair! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1486 They only kill about 2.9% of people that they attack. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1487 Wow, that insect bite is REALLY gonna itch. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1488 When I suggested you buy the extra large bug spray I wasn’t talking about container size. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1489 You may be surprised to learn that we can carry much more than just diseases 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1490 Don’t worry, they’re genetically altered to be disease-free. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1491 How come it's always about you, Madeline? 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1492 Its just like you to get carried away by a few mosquitos. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1493 And you thought you'd never fly again during the pandemic.... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1494 Those ARE the little ones! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1495 Cut! Mr Cruise you should be out of your chair and pulling Ms Theron away from the mutants 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1496 I mean.. maybe they’re taking you somewhere good? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1497 They'll disappear as soon as this election is over, believe me. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1498 You're right,they do like you better. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1499 I'm sorry dear. They're looking for A-Positive, only 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1500 I guess these are the ones that survived the smoke... 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1501 I'd help but, you know, social-distancing and all... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1502 Tell them you're a Beyonce fan--she's the Queen Bee. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1503 I'm going inside, it's getting a little buggy out here. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1504 No, wait. They may not be murderous. They may be abduction hornets. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1505 Hope they don't take you to the swamp. The big boys there will harder to deal with. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1506 Didn't I ask you to drain the standing water? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1507 Oh, no! Wait, what's your Netflix password? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1508 This pandemic dating is becoming a real buzzkill. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1509 I never thought blood drives would get so aggressive. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1510 See I told you they'd bring you back. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1511 I’d suggest throwing away the rest of that perfume. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1512 Well, that explains the loud buzzing we've been hearing. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1513 Normally, Id' be concerned, but it is 2020 after all. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1514 It's 2020, we probably should have seen this coming. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1515 When they said the mosquitoes were picking up this time of year, they weren't kidding. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1516 I told you my in-laws were from Florida. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1517 Next time I'll get the stuff with DEET. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1518 Martha, where did you leave the car keys? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1519 So, you don't want to come back to Florida? 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
1520 I told you we should stockpile hydroxychloroquine. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1521 Remember to bow to the queen. She'll be the large one. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1522 This reminds me - what ever happened to that Zika virus? 1.2764 0.04661 123 95 23 5
1523 You knew it was just a summer fling. 1.2764 0.05202 123 99 15 9
1524 I told you, mosquitoes LOVE me. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1525 Bug-Grub Hub 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1526 Guess I can check giant mosquitos off my 2020 bingo card. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1527 Help me out here Charlie, this one's got the anti-body. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1528 Don't worry. They won't hurt you. They're just curious. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1529 Weird that they're still out, it's been pretty chilly recently. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1530 Honey its okay, its the CDC to test the new COVID19 vaccine. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1531 A new era of pandemics is coming 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1532 Goddamn it Karen! I told you that natural stuff doesn't work! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1533 I suppose climate change is responsible for them, too. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1534 Trust us, we’re doing you a favor. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1535 I distinctly remember asking if you wanted some insect repellent. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1536 That reminds me: I need to register to vote. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1537 I told you not to switch parties this close to the election 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1538 At least the generic brand repellent has a money back guarantee. 1.2692 0.04970 104 81 19 4
1539 Must be a climate change thing... I thought this could only happen in Alaska 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1540 My bad. It's Buzzfeed, not buzz-feed. 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1541 Sorry, babe, I thought they promised giant mojitos! 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1542 Don't worry dear... They say the West Nile is lovely this time of year. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1543 Haven't you heard, Lift is all the buzz now 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1544 Apparently Amazon prime is also testing drones for their free returns.... 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1545 Sorry honey, I forgot to tell you that the office is having us test new measures to enforce social distancing at home... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1546 I've actually only seen a couple mosquitos out here today. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1547 Did you bring the citronella? 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1548 This must be the 1% the bug spray can’t kill. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1549 You dropped a flip-flop. I’ll get it. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1550 Typical Wisconsin. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1551 Wait, Let her cook dinner first. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1552 Better West Nile than Corona 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1553 Are you still a global warming skeptic? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1554 I told you the new neighbors were a buzz kill 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1555 Can you see their eyes?? They're really amazing!! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1556 They’re more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1557 They said your O+ was really rare and worth the effort 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1558 I'll get the gallon of Calamine we got at Costco. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1559 This explains why the room are so cheap. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1560 Not yet. She'll buzz you when she's ready. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1561 Don't worry, these guys are genetically modified - they won't bite. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1562 I think next time I’ll skip the “all-natural” insect repellents. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1563 The man at the store assured me they would make great pets. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1564 I told you that wasn't bug repellent. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1565 Call me? 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1566 Relax, they just want the chair. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1567 This will sting a little bit 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1568 I disagree, hon--I think no-see-ums are much more annoying. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1569 Someone on TripAdvisor mentioned that this might happen 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1570 Don't worry. They promised to bring you back after the procedure. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1571 They seem to be more of a nuisance this year 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1572 I told you using DEET just makes them stronger in the end. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1573 Do you still think genetic mutation theory is “fake news”? 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1574 Don't panic. I'm just having one of my acid flashbacks. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1575 The Red Cross and Amazon seemed like a good partnership for blood donations. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1576 Quick, what is the password? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1577 No distancing? No masks? Did you just fly over from a Trump rally? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1578 If you just ignore them they won’t bother you 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1579 I hear hang gliders are safer and less noisy 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1580 At least it's not aliens. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1581 Don't get carried away dear, it's just a couple of mosquitoes 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1582 Did the pandemic let nature return too much? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1583 How was it? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1584 Be optimistic. Maybe something good will happen. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1585 Make sure you quarantine when you get there 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1586 I’m telling you Harold, wait until you taste this Vegan. You’ll never go back. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1587 You’re the one who said we should sit outside and enjoy nature. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1588 finally gonna experience double penetration, honey. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1589 We should eat them here. If we take them back, the big ones will take them away from us. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1590 I told you to vote by mail before it was too late. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1591 You know, Janice? Sometimes I feel like you’re not even listening to me. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1592 See? I told you. They just never bother me. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1593 Yep. This was definitely the wrong week for moving to Michigan. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1594 Once you're in the Bloods, there's no getting out 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1595 I worried a little about a nuclear power plant being next door, but I haven't noticed any problems yet. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1596 They claimed to be in training for Amazon ! 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1597 I think that they get bigger every summer. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1598 Mam you need to get away from him, he’s not wearing a mask 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1599 Would you mind getting me a beer while you're up? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1600 Oh, great. Once you leave, they'll all start biting me." 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1601 Remind them you gave at the office. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1602 I can’t kill them with a sandal. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1603 Oh relax, this species doesn't carry malaria. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1604 It’s all right. They help to protect the woods. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1605 And that’s why you need to reapply the bug spray 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1606 We'll see who gets custody once my lawyers are through with you. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1607 Looks like we're being eaten alive out here. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1608 Sucks to be you. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1609 Don't look at me, you're the one who said that not letting them in would be "racist" and "xenophobic. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1610 Maybe this has something to do with the one thousand times you screamed "I hate those damn mosquitoes!" 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1611 So! You thought coronavirus stopped mutating. Eh? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1612 Your parents are here. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1613 I must have spelled Mojito wrong on the takeout app 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1614 Jill, you’re getting carried away. They’re not that big! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1615 It was your idea to social distance outside. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1616 I told you to use the spray with DEET. But no, you never listen! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1617 I'll let your parents know. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1618 Now that’s an airborne Virus... 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1619 What time will the chicken be done? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1620 I'll concede that it's still mosquito season, but in my defense, there's only two of them. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1621 I was hoping we could make ‘s’mores’ but maybe next time?” 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1622 Yeah, you may try to relax, but they can smell a Type A personality a mile away. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1623 You might want to rethink being a Vegan. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1624 They abduct you for a few hours, but then you are free for the summer. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1625 Really helpful, aren't they? They were, like, $15 each on Amazon. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1626 Swatting at them will just make them angry. 1.2632 0.04834 114 90 19 5
1627 Well, I guess the whole murder hornet thing wasn't fake news after all. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1628 I told you to apply deet. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1629 Sorry. I forgot the DEET !! 1.2632 0.04502 114 92 17 5
1630 It's the new vaccine study. I put your name in. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1631 Really? They couldn't come up with a better way to inject the new vaccine? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1632 Yeah, but there are so few of them. Look at the positive, Karen. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1633 Shall we eat her here or take her home?” “If we take her home the big mosquitos will grab her away from us. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1634 Remember when you complained because I was killer horney, 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1635 They just want to play. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1636 My fault. When you said you needed a book on 'entomology' in a hurry, I thought you said 'etymology.' 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1637 I'm going to stay still and try not to panic. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1638 Told you to use the bug spray Becky, the mosquitoes here will LITERALLY eat you alive. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1639 That's odd...we haven't seen any ants... 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1640 Is that our little one splattered on your arm?? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1641 And we were so worried about the Murder Hornets... 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1642 Don't worry, we're seasonal. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1643 Don’t worry babe. The males don’t bite. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1644 Are you sure it was repelent that you put on? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1645 Sorry Linda, when the flip flops go on I'm in holiday mode. 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
1646 I think it's safe to say that summer really sucks this year 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1647 Crane flies, dear. Mosquitoes are much smaller. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1648 At least I won't get malaria because I'm taking the recommended dose of hydroxychloroquine 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1649 This isn’t the kind of role-playing I had in mind. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1650 Relax, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.2632 0.04326 114 85 28 1
1651 Remember when West Nile virus was a scary thing? 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1652 You HAD to tempt fate with that article on Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” as allegory! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1653 Honey, I think now is a good time to rethink our position on using off-brand repellent. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1654 You are the one who decided to wear perfume. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1655 I haven't noticed them. They must just like you. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1656 I hear it's not so bad if you're otherwise healthy. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1657 Yeah, they can be brutal this time of year... 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1658 The evidence is clear. We’re much safer socializing outdoors. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1659 They decided they didn't like to be called "No-see-'ums" 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1660 Give your mother my regards. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1661 You know, you can’t conclude that any single event is caused by climate change. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1662 Maybe chloroquine doesn't work. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1663 It seems like they really liked the free sample and have now come back for the full product. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1664 I think we should go back to goat yoga. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1665 I still think you've been watching too much sci-fi." 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
1666 I know deet isn't good for the environment, but it really does work. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1667 Don't bother, she's cold blooded. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1668 Don't antagonize them 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1669 But wait, she's still in quarantine! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1670 Ok you win--the GMO thing really HAS gone too far. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1671 Just relax. They only want a sip. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1672 Relax and stay calm. They can smell fear. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1673 I thought we were going to be eaten alive, not taken alive. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1674 See, I TOLD you they weren't Man-eating bugs! 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1675 Boy, you're gonna need a transfusion when these guys are done with you. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1676 Fukushima 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1677 When I told you to “buzz off” this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2632 0.04834 114 90 19 5
1678 Well, you had to figure after the sky turned orange ... 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1679 They're lobbyists. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1680 OMG! Fist the murder hornets and now abduction mosquitos! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1681 I told you there was something odd about that citronella candle. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1682 I don’t get it. The bugs always seem to bother YOU. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1683 You’re always SO literal.... 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1684 Global warming, shlobal warming, you said. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1685 I told you we shouldn't have downsized. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1686 You wanted a new kitchen, not a screened in porch. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1687 Tell them you have headache. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1688 I told you that natural bug spray doesn't work. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1689 Don't worry, the Zika virus carriers are much smaller. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1690 You picked the cabin by the pond, Nancy. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1691 what's for dinner? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1692 "I guess this means I'm fixing my own dinner tonight?" 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1693 Wait. Leave the wife, take the cannoli. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1694 You had to write that op ed about how fruit flies could be vaccine trial subjects. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1695 I’ll see you after they return you from their blood drive 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1696 Yeah, they never really bother me. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1697 Just swat them Emily, they're just mosquitoes. 1.2632 0.04502 114 90 20 4
1698 Don’t worry the males won’t bite. They just rough you up a bit. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1699 Look on the bright side, honey- you're gonna meet the queen. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1700 If you make it back, can you pick up some milk? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1701 Relax. I'm sure they don't bite. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1702 You know they are going to eat you alive, don't you? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1703 There's climate change for you. These guys used to be long gone by September. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1704 They never seem to bother me. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1705 Next time, I’ll light a candle. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1706 I'll light the candles. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1707 Well, you said you wanted to travel without a mask. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1708 They can sense your fear. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1709 Good thing I gave blood yesterday. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1710 Well, you did say you wanted to get away. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1711 Mosquitos just don't like me. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1712 Oh, hey, it must be September. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1713 Look honey Texas mosquitoes! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1714 Just go with it. You always wanted to be Queen! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1715 I told you not to say anything derogatory about this administration " 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1716 I know, honey. I never listen. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1717 Maybe they have something against WASPs? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1718 Let’s go to Maine,” you said. “It’ll be relaxing. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1719 Would you stop doing this? Just tell me you don’t wanna hang out. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1720 Every disaster movie starts with the goverment sadly ignoring a scientists 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1721 Just make sure you don’t scratch. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1722 Just enjoy being outside dear, I think you need to lower your expectations 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1723 Now you know how it feels 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1724 Now we know what happened to the kids!!! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1725 Hate to say I told you so... 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1726 I decided to bring the lawyers into this. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1727 Whoa, I must be really buzzed. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1728 They said genetically modified mosquitos came with no knowable consequences 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1729 Can't we have one nice thing in 2020? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1730 You should have known they would build up a resistance to that citronella candle 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1731 Returning coz we were not satisfied with her blood type 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1732 Well, actually it’s the *female* anopheles mosquito that carries malaria. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1733 That’s all part of the experience, Honey. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1734 she planned this vacation for 2 years, and 2 minutes in she’s already complaining about the mosquitoes 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1735 I said Mojitos not mosquitoes 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1736 Again, really sorry for finishing the last of the bug spray 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1737 It's OK. They won't come back for 17 years ..... 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1738 I thought you said you had herd mentality? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1739 "TOLD YOU not to order the FLIT online! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1740 There must be a thousand different ways of looking at this. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1741 Hey, she’s my ride home! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1742 Just be thankful I didn’t tell you to go to hell. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1743 Sorry Sal. They went all-in and I thought my aces were good 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1744 I never need bug spray, you said. They always bite you, you said. I'll be just fine, you said. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1745 Wow, they seemed so much bigger when I was younger 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1746 They're peacefully protesting against the bug zapper. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1747 They like you. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1748 I'm socially repellent, they can't touch me. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1749 Don’t worry. The Human Minaturization Program Manual clearly states that our expected lives are extended by 50 years. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1750 Relax. Just pretend it's Jeff Goldblum. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1751 Remember, don't scratch. No matter how much it inches. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1752 Heard yesterday that Amazon's Drone Return Policy went off the radar. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1753 Look it up: only the females bite and suck the blood out of you! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1754 Just tell the Fox pollsters you’re undecided. 1.2545 0.04907 110 90 14 6
1755 You took acid again, didn't you Megan 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1756 Not sure if they are West Nile or Triple E, but it's better than Covid. 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1757 Didn't I tell you not to slap that mosquito in plain view where his family could be watching? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1758 You didn't tell me you were in a cult. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1759 I told you, Minnesota ain’t that great! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1760 It only itches for two months. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1761 I guess they figured out the bug zapper. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1762 Why do you always get picked first? 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1763 Funny, they never come for me. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1764 You were right, dear. It is too buggy to be outside now. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1765 Just take back what you said about the new Jumanji being as good as the original. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1766 Did I say "universal donor" too loudly? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1767 I’d help, but I can’t stop wondering why your chairs legs are different from mine. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1768 You wouldn’t listen when I told you lord of the flies was more than an allegory 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1769 I'm putting this in my review of the AirBnB. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1770 You’re right. They do like you more. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1771 Hold on, before you fly away, what's the password to our computer!? 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1772 Don't fight it, they say it's best to just let them drink until they're full. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1773 I said put on some bug spray, and you said no, I don't want those chemicals on me. Maybe they'll take you back to Portland. 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1774 Actually, we need to stop focusing on women getting carried off by mosquitoes and talk about meat and potatoes issue real Americans care about. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1775 And ever since that day, I’ve carried bug spray. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1776 Don’t worry honey, it’s the little ones that bite. The big ones are just annoying. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1777 Sorry honey but they did call dibs on that seat 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1778 I told you Roid was not the same as Raid 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1779 I told you taking Malaria medicine was only going to cause more problems 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1780 That reminds me. I used the last of the bug spray. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1781 Don't just sit there; slap them. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1782 Oh - I really did think I heard a buzz! 1.2524 0.04517 103 83 17 3
1783 Holy Anopheles, they spotted our Trump-Pence sticker. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1784 How was your trip?" 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1785 Welcome to Mississippi! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1786 Don’t worry. There’s no record of COVID transmission by mosquito. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1787 Steven King's been writing another novel. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1788 Oh, your parents are back 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1789 First you used pesticides, and I did not speak out. Then they came for you, and I still did not speak out . . . . 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1790 Wait, did you have giant, man-eating wasps for your 2020 bingo card? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1791 It's not the heat, it's the humidity. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1792 I’d rather get bitten by giant mosquitoes than.....Whoa!!! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1793 What bug problem? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1794 Must be your perfume. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1795 The West Nile Boys are back in town! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1796 Remember, don't scratch. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1797 I just feel that our problems are bigger this year. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1798 And I thought you were the biggest blood sucker I know 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1799 They just seem to like you better. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1800 Your struggling seems to agitate them. Try relaxing, honey. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1801 Looks like your insect spray wore off. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1802 I thought you said mosquitoes don’t usually bother you. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1803 Your the one that judged them by the size of their proboscis. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1804 Don't worry. They're not poisonous. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1805 This would have gone viral on TikTok. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1806 I thought it was Murder WASPS!? 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1807 I too enjoy a tall glass of O negative 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1808 So does this mean you can't get drinks on Saturday? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1809 Looks like by October, you know, in theory, when it gets a little cooler, they miraculously go away. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1810 I thought this was the cleanest way to let you know that it's over. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1811 Don’t fight it Sharon. It has to be better then staying here. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1812 So, are you making me lunch or what? 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1813 Kidnapper mosquitos? This late in the season? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1814 So what do these giant insects look like? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1815 When I told you to buzz off, I didn't mean it literally 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1816 You just told me that mosquitoes loved you! 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1817 Ok, ok. We shouldn’t have come to Minnesota for our vacation. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1818 I'm sorry, I thought they only made deliveries. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1819 Would you like to borrow my insect repellent? 1.2523 0.04423 107 83 22 2
1820 I told you if you swatted that little one the big ones would come for you! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1821 You really stirred up a hornet’s est this time. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1822 'Oh, no. I don't NEED any insect repellent.' Are ya happy now, smartypants? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1823 I gave at the office. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1824 And you thought Trump gutting environmental laws was a good idea. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1825 C'mon Jenny, they just want play. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1826 Shall we eat her here or take her back to bloodsucker Mitch's place and share? 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1827 Bug Off! 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1828 At least you're getting away from this heat. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1829 On the positive side, bringing the DEET wouldn't have made a difference 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1830 Some picnic this turned out to be 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1831 You’re the one who wanted to come to Wisconsin. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1832 I told you that was Miracle Grow not pesticide! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1833 They're going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, they will disappear. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1834 You always said you wanted to spread your wings. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1835 Just stop it Sharon, they're no worse than last year, and climate change has nothing to do with it! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1836 But who's going to make my dinner? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1837 Relax, this is just their sense of humor. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1838 Don't worry. Very few people actually get carried away by giant mosquitos. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1839 You always attract the worst types. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1840 Who’s the buzzkill now, Debra? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1841 I think were are going to need a bigger Zapper. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1842 I guess they were serious about social distancing 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1843 Just call them suckers and losers, it is what it is. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1844 Yes, it does seem like the mosquitoes are bigger this year 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1845 Don’t forget your sandal! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1846 Can't help you; They're protected state birds 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1847 I know, you thought it would be locusts. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1848 When’s dinner? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1849 It's all part of living off the grid. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1850 Don't show fear. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1851 See, I told you global warming could be good for some species 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1852 Now, I understand your fear of global warming. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1853 Looks like they're out for more than blood these days. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1854 Uhhh, Denise, you’re getting carried away again.” 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1855 Apparently they figured out the concept of carry out 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1856 Fine, I admit it. I should've bought the bug zapper instead of the golf clubs. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1857 A large pond, year-around tropical temperatures, and a great view of the nuclear power plant. This rental sure has it all. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1858 Boy, the Red Cross is getting more and more aggressive. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1859 I think this must be the month they select a new queen. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1860 I guess this means I'll have to feed the cat tonight. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1861 Well, you were the one bragging about being AB-negative. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1862 No, I said “When pigs fly.” 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1863 Don't worry dear, it's just 2020 being 2020. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1864 I'm going inside. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1865 So much for your organic insect repellent. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1866 I told you mosquitoes eat me alive. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1867 Dan looked on in horror as the murder hornets crowded around his wife. They weren't even wearing masks. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1868 Mosquitoes really DO love you. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1869 Don't worry he said. They'll disappear in a month or so. Like a miracle, he said. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1870 Why do you always overreact. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1871 You did say that if you could have any superpower it would be to fly. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1872 Sorry sweetheart. I am actually with the FBI and you have been caught in a massive sting operation. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1873 Maybe you shouldn't have called my family bloodsuckers. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1874 I'm sorry, Sharon, but they made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1875 Red Cross is getting desperate! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1876 The Red Cross is getting desperate... 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1877 Looks like now the White House has repurposed those drone mosquitos to keep people from voting. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1878 Honey,just relax They can smell fear. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1879 Yeah... I’m thinking that’s probably gonna suck. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1880 Gloria, be patient! It takes a little while for the mosquito repellent to become effective. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1881 They warned us about global warming. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1882 I guess everything REALLY IS bigger in Texas. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1883 Lucky they're not anopholes, so no chance of malaria, Dear 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1884 You take her, she just drones on and on. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1885 I doubt that you'll be interested, but in two days, all of the Egyptian livestock perishes. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1886 I guess the organic repellent really isn’t quite as good... 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1887 I told you the mosquitos here at Lake Pinewood were big as airplanes, but no, you had to come here! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1888 I told you those natural mosquito repellents don’t work. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1889 Dang, you're really getting eaten up out here 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1890 No. . . I wished for two giant MOJITOS! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1891 Mosquito repellent, I said. Don't forget, I said 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1892 'Attack of the Corona Flyrus' 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1893 Doris, how did they know you were O- blood type, a universal blood donor! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1894 So, when I heard that RGB died, I thought, "Well, at least 2020 can't get any worse" 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1895 I know it seems bad, but you just have to vote. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1896 Take her to your leader. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1897 Do we have anything stronger than 100% DEET? 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1898 Governor Cuomo did say to stay inside.. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1899 🤔... Foot-Fetish , alien mosqui-toes 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1900 When you come back, can you bring the bug spray? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1901 Isn't it nice to get out of the house? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1902 This seems on brand for 2020, Dear. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1903 You should see how big they get where I'm from. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1904 In an anti-Kafka plot twist, the third mosquito turned into a man. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1905 Hnh. So much for citronella. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1906 ... so that's how I've been dealing with the stress, what do you have going on? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1907 I had a nice time. I’ll call you. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1908 Maybe climate change ISN'T a hoax. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1909 Man, these blood donation drives are getting a little too aggressive. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1910 I guess the Zika virus wanted the spotlight back... 1.2523 0.04805 107 87 15 5
1911 I guess this year CAN get worse. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1912 I told you not to invite the lawyers. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1913 I guess your covid-19 antibodies are more desirable than we thought 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1914 Don't worry, they typically leave only small bumps. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1915 Don't worry. The experts say you can't catch coronavirus from mosquitos. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1916 Finally! Something different! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1917 Yeah, nature was a little bit more active in the last six months. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1918 „DANGue“ 1.2523 0.04805 107 87 15 5
1919 Honestly, with everything going on, this might not be the worst thing for you. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1920 Hate to say I told you so, but I told you Deet works. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1921 They won’t touch you, if you don’t touch them. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1922 Whoa, that really sucks. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1923 I’ll put out a citronella candle by the time you get back. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1924 The dogs like you best too. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1925 I'm not with her, I swear. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1926 Oops! I think you ordered the wrong "Bug Away" from Amazon. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1927 Now, Lula...I TOLD ya ta stop drinkin' so much sweet tea! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1928 I’m sorry I doubted that you had sweeter blood, but this is a little over the top don’t you think? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1929 I told you not to waste your money on that 'all natural' crap. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1930 I should probably go get the bug spray. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1931 Big mosquitoes? You should see the horseflies! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1932 Don’t you just hate it when they buzz around your ears? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1933 Wow, honey, I suppose global swarming is biting right on the tail of global warming. Do you want some bug spray? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1934 Minnesota, you said. Minnesota? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1935 Don’t look at me like that. I warned you they had a huge mosquito problem. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1936 OH NO!! Your sandal! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1937 What happened while we were locked indoors?! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1938 It’s ok they’re not wearing masks, we’re outdoors. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1939 Relax, Brenda. I’m sure 2021 will be much better. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1940 Yes, but DEET is incredibly toxic 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1941 Fine. Break quarantine. See if I care. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1942 They're drawn to you because they think you're sweeter. Big mistake! 1.2476 0.04838 105 84 17 4
1943 I warned you about that perfume. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1944 It’s probably because you’re wearing dark colors... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1945 You should see the ones we get in Texas. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1946 I’m sorry, dear, but it was either you, or me. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1947 Not this again! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1948 Call me insensitive, but I just don't understand what is bugging you. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1949 Take it as a compliment 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1950 Have you ever had that dream where you're really tiny? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1951 Sweetie, I need you to be less dependent on me to be your "rescuer." 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1952 Did I mention we signed up for the new Red Cross blood donation campaign 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1953 Huh. I haven't gotten a single bite. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1954 There's that death do us part. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1955 Take me to anyone but your leader 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1956 You can have this one back: she’s B Negative. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1957 I'll tell the kids you got drunk. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1958 I told you organic repellent was worthless 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1959 So, every once in a while they like to remind us they were here first. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1960 I told you that I heard someone humming"The Flight of the Valkyries." 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1961 Time for your Zoom meeting? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1962 During the larval stage they're much easier to handle. 1.2476 0.04838 105 85 16 4
1963 We'd like to invite you for a complimentary breakfast and an opportunity to learn more about a unique timeshare package available today! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1964 The mosquitoes aren’t bad, they aren’t biting me. 1.2476 0.05024 105 85 15 5
1965 that’s funny, for some reason, they leave me alone. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1966 They just seem to get bigger every year 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1967 This is just like you, Maureen. You can’t avoid this conversation forever. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1968 We are the october surprise from 2020. 1.2476 0.04838 105 85 16 4
1969 I don't know what you're complaining about. The mosquitoes aren't bothering me at all. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1970 I can’t believe it! Giant killer mosquitos WERE on my 2020 bingo board! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1971 Don’t worry i’ll just vote them out. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1972 No, they’re not bothering me... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1973 Now tell them you have a headache! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1974 You know, you could’ve just walked away. The mosquitoes are a nice touch though. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1975 I begged you to stop with the insecticide. This is evolution on steroids. I'll text your folks. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1976 Just stay still 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1977 Don't worry. They're aerial spraying tonight. You'll be back in the morning. 1.2455 0.04509 110 88 19 3
1978 wow, they really suck 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1979 Finally! What took you guys so long 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1980 Now let's finally talk about my problems. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1981 You just have to ignore them. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1982 Where the heck have you been ? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1983 Judy! Your flip flop fell off! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1984 "Honey, you know how I always considered you my queen, well ......." 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1985 ...which reminds me, your mother called. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1986 You know what I hate? The itching...and the swelling, the swelling and the itching. Hate it. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1987 We agreed to a time-share presentation 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1988 Remember how I said my parents were a pair of bloodsuckers? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1989 Don't worry, the president says they're fake news. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1990 Wait til you see the ants on this island! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1991 Are you still a Global Warning denier? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1992 Wave your hands and say shooo. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1993 ...as I was saying, it's not the murder hornets that we should be worried about. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1994 If you wanna see her ever again, 3 bottles of blood delivered to Weeki Wachee dock by 10PM tonite 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1995 YOU told me they were the size of helicopters! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1996 I told you to go vegan with me. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1997 I TOLD you not to leave that Miracle-Gro just sitting around,anywhere! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1998 I told you not to sign up as a blood donor. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1999 Just stay calm and motionless and don't provoke them. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2000 The drones must be dyslexic. I ordered a grill. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2001 Relax! If they’re taking you to their leader, how much worse could things be? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2002 Oh yeah, the blood bank called the other day about missing your appointment. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2003 Some good news. They are not killer hornets. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2004 Wait! Honey, what's our new WiFi password? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2005 Is it you or me that's got a problem? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2006 Relax honey, it's not like they are murder hornets. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2007 Surprise, Honey. You got the job at Amazon! 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
2008 I told you - the herbal stuff just doesn’t work. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2009 AB-negative... 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2010 Does this mean we're breaking up? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2011 I told you they were carriers. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2012 At least you have the distinction of being carried off by an undescribed species. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2013 Sorry honey, But I had to resort to Plan B 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2014 Darn it, Karen, you used the wrong bottle again. You're supposed to use "Off" ... not "On"! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2015 I think I’ll wait for the official vaccine. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2016 You booked us here, I didn't. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2017 Bite her? I just met her 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2018 Wow, this is a new kind of outsourcing for collection agencies, isn't it? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2019 They don't even try to be subtle anymore. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2020 You always find the weirdest excuses to not spend time toghether 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2021 I see you've met Wisconsin's state bird. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2022 Honey, don’t look now, but I think you chipped a nail. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2023 No, not Jersey, these are from Chernobyl 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2024 My edible hasn’t kicked in yet, how do you feel Katherine? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2025 Look, if you put up a fight, things are gonna get bloody. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2026 Mosquitoes always seem to be more attracted to me than the people around me..... 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2027 Whatever you do, don’t scratch. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2028 Someone get Comey on the phone - the killer bees were only supposed to be released the week before the election 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2029 You’ve heard of murder hornets, now get ready for abduction mosquitoes! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2030 Maybe you're right and I do have no taste. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2031 Relax. You'll be at your mother's house in no time. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2032 Uber has a new business model--we'll see if it flies. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2033 This is what I call a fly-by. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2034 2020, amirite? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2035 I told you to use insect spray 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2036 Don't worry. They've been bred to inject vaccine. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2037 My flip-flop! My flip-flop!" 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2038 We’re just their foreplay; they’ll either fly away, or, eat us. 1.2427 0.04015 103 83 18 2
2039 I guess that repellant does work 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2040 Honey, don't be concerned, mosquito's are carrier's of Ebola, there's no proof that they carry Covid-19. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2041 Well you DID say that you wanted a cheap flight!” 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2042 Oh, one more thing ... is her fear of heights a deal-breaker? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2043 Like I said, dear, the constant buzzing is not the worst part. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2044 Not to worry, only the females bite. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2045 Relax! They're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2046 Thank God I’m AB negative! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2047 Where's your Rachel Carson now? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2048 So sorry honey that they like your blood better than mine 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2049 It's better than killer aardvarks. Oh, and Susan, let's stop pretending this is going to work out. My heart is with Steve. But you still owe me $927 for rent and $73 for utilities. I don't want the dog. Your lasagna sucks. Say hi to your sister. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2050 I said, "Don't order that chargeable zapper." But nooooo...... 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2051 I told you they were big and to wear repellent... 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2052 We’re going to need a urine sample. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2053 You said they don’t bother you 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2054 You're always getting carried away 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2055 Told you to use the one with DEET! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2056 I know—I was getting eaten alive earlier. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2057 Should I call Jeff Goldblum?! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2058 This is the last time I let you plan the vacation. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2059 Ma’am your chair has just collapsed and we are trying to help you. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2060 I tried to tell you about air bee and bee's! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2061 I think I misunderstood when I ordered the "pest control package." 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2062 As I was saying, men have it hard too 1.2427 0.05766 103 86 9 8
2063 Wow, this sure sucks. Situation like this you’d hope you at least had a good buzz on. Not sure what to do next, might have to wing it, but I’m bad at thinking on the fly, even though I’m itching to get better at it uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2064 oh, don't forget your shoe! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2065 I told you to take more vitamin B 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2066 Ruth, don’t be scared, they’re our neighbors, the Paulsons. Remember them? They were in the coronavirus vaccine trials. I can tell you, that the vaccine they tested didn’t work. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2067 I think there's a game on tonight... 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2068 I TOLD YOU TO GET THE ZAPPER ! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2069 It’s really a lucky break to be chosen for the new COVID vaccine trials. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2070 In 2019, this would have just been a nightmare. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2071 They' re eating me alive! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2072 I didn’t realize my honey recipe was that good. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2073 So I just typed in best places to fly fish... 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2074 I told you those "green" products wouldn't work. Now you've just them angry. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2075 I told you they'd bring you back. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2076 I think they want you to join their pod. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2077 Will you be back for supper? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2078 The neighbors say they're really quite friendly. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2079 Can you hang on while I get my smart phone? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2080 Don't worry, Trump said all is well and the mosquitos will disappear on their own 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2081 Don't let them needle you. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2082 Don't worry, they're just drones. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2083 Boy, this is gonna itch... 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2084 West Nile Virus is probably the least of our concerns... 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2085 I told you that DEET-free spray doesn’t work! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2086 And furthermore, when you get get dessert for yourself, you never ask if I want some, . . . 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2087 It’ll improve considerably once all the bugs are worked out. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2088 Need more spray? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2089 You took your hydroxychloroquine, right? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2090 This is definitely the one. I'd recognize those hands anywhere. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2091 I thought that you were exaggerating when you said “The mosquitoes are the size of blue jays”. I did not realize that you meant Toronto Blue Jays. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2092 I know, your Miss Universe obligations come first 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2093 Don’t worry, only female mosquitoes bite, and only some of them carry Zika, Malaria, Dengue, Chikungunia, Encephalitis, Yellow Fever, West Nile Virus,.... 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2094 Air travel has certainly changed with C0VID 19! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2095 Don't worry, we've been socially distancing. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2096 A couple of large mojitos sounded good", I said 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2097 Relax, honey. Pretty soon the herd mentality for malaria will set in and we'll all be ok. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2098 Now do you believe in the effect of climate change? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2099 Yes, we're homicide detectives. We initially called ourselves 'the murder hornets', but 2020 wasn't ready for it. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2100 My pets seem to like you. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2101 Don't listen to him, that spray really doesn't even work. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2102 Did you send in your ballot? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2103 100 million years of adaptation and these humans can’t even master the concept of masks and proper social distance. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2104 These Amazon drones are aggressive 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2105 I told you going vegan wouldn’t work. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2106 So much for escaping the 'Kafkaesque stress' of the city, eh, Stace? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2107 'These police drones make sure that we follow social distancing' 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2108 guess those GMO bugs didn’t do what we wanted 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2109 But what did you say Karen? 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2110 I’ve changed my mind about living in Texas. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2111 Wait! Wait! I’ve got to stream this! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2112 You know what, at this point, I’m surprisingly ok with this. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2113 We should have seen this coming 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2114 Don't resist, that will only anger them. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2115 Guess it’s that time of year again 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2116 Wow, everything in New York City does get supersized. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2117 I thought you said you'd ordered two large MOJITOS to help me forget about work! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2118 Of course 2020 has human-sized murder mosquitoes. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2119 It's not October yet, they're early. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2120 I told you Chernobyl was a bad posting for your first travel writing position. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2121 Darn Democrats 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2122 On the bright side, at least it’s not Covid. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2123 Is this what they meant by pest removal?! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2124 Well, that figures. Hashtag 2020, amiright? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2125 Don’t worry ma’am, we work for the Red Cross 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2126 Fauci was warning us all about getting taken by domestic flies this summer 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2127 Everyone has always paid more attention to you, sis. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2128 All I said was, perfect time for a couple of Stingers 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2129 Reminds me of a story ... 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2130 I knew you were seeing another species." 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2131 I told you to use DEET. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2132 I don't think the the warm winters are having any affect on them. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2133 Hey they've been cooped up all this time too 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2134 I told you the organic bug repellent wouldn't work! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2135 The ones that spread disease are actually more dangerous. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2136 It’s only the females that bite. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2137 I read that COVID-19 has weird effects on insects . . . 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2138 You always wondered why a jerk like me could donate so much blood. Well, now you know. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2139 It's always something, isn't it?! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2140 Oh yeah, rural Japan near Fukushima you said 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2141 Low-cost airlines are getting more aggressive these days! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2142 This is what happens when you slur your words while ordering cocktails. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2143 AMY: DECEASED CAUSE OF DEATH: 2020 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2144 So these are the Lawyers 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2145 I told you, killing mosquitoes only breeds stronger mosquitoes! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2146 So that’s why they call ‘em draggin’ flies! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2147 No, Karen, those aren't murder hornets! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2148 What goes around comes around, Karen. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2149 They said everything is bigger here in Alaska but this is ridiculous. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2150 Tse Hee 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2151 Whoa, Nate Silver nailed it. First the pandemic, then the protests, then the forest fires, then the hurricanes, then Tom Brady's post-Patriots humiliation, then RBG's death, and then the plague of giant killer insects. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2152 Honey, can you get me a beer while you're up? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2153 Oh did I mention that this place was built on a old nuclear test site? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2154 Omg, could have been me! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2155 I think they’re now saying that you should not swat them away if you’re more than six feet off the ground. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2156 You may not believe in global warming, but they sure do! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2157 I'm sorry -- they said it was either you or me. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2158 The bugs are getting really bad out here. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2159 That's 2020 for ya. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2160 Now do you see why I don't use a natural repellent? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2161 I am literally being abducted by mosquitos. Believe me now? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2162 Don't worry, honey. They say you've been nominated for the Supreme Court vacancy! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2163 Don't worry, hon! We'll have a vaccine soon! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2164 Karen finally bugged off. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2165 Oh, I heard they were testing a new drone prototype! 1.2400 0.04740 100 80 17 3
2166 You may need your sandal 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2167 'No, no, no,' you said. 'We don't need the citronella candles.' 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2168 Are you even listening to what I have to say? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2169 I told you that perfume would attract predators. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2170 Well, yeah, but there's only a few of them. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2171 I told you that if you took the Book of Revelations too seriously about the plagues, it would carry you away. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2172 We always knew things would be bigger and better under Trump. Didn’t we? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2173 If something is bugging you, you should talk about it. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2174 You just had to lose that fifty pounds didn't you! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2175 My DNA test only required a saliva sample. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2176 I told you we should've gotten a screened-in porch! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2177 I think you're getting carried away with your fear of mosquitoes. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2178 I said, "The mosquitos are huge this season." You said, "Nonsense, you're getting a bit carried away." Look whose getting carried away now! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2179 Finally. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2180 You heard Trump. They’re just here for a little tickle. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2181 Well,they do say that flying is much safer now. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2182 I meant to tell you. I’m adopted and my parents don’t think you’re good for me. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2183 Don't worry, dear. The government says this is the most scientific method to administer the vaccine. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2184 We’re not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy, and it’s 2020! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2185 I think they're going to stick their noses in your business. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2186 How many Bloody Mary's did you drink this morning? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2187 It's ok Honey, they just want your blood. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2188 “Uh, hold on... what was the WiFi password again?” 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2189 It's why it's called "Big Sky Country." 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2190 The package to be picked up is at the front door! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2191 Nah,they just seem to leave me alone. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2192 This might be a bad time to ask, but could you loan me fifty bucks? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2193 Oh, you wanted extra large mojitos? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2194 Maybe we should re-think DDT. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2195 Malaria should be the least of your worries. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2196 Do you still think I'm paranoid when I said we were being bugged? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2197 Didn’t you hear? Mosquitos are exempt from the mask mandate. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2198 Don’t worry, I can tell from here that they are males. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2199 I’ll call the exterminator tomorrow. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2200 I told you your homemade repellent was delicious 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2201 Flying will never be the same they said! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2202 Is 2020 over, yet? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2203 „2020 couldn‘t get any worse! Oh, wait..“ 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2204 I told you the organic bug spray wouldn’t work 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2205 Before you go, could you do one quick thing for me? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2206 Told you to sit 6 feet away. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2207 I know! But if I help we'd be breaking social distancing! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2208 Yes, they suck— but you’re supposed to wear a mask when you fly. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2209 Don’t worry, they only take blood money 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2210 I’d rate it a 5 overall if it were not for its location in a swamp next to a nuclear power plant... 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2211 Try to see it from their perspective, dear 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2212 Go ahead, she’s not my type 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2213 I think things are turning around for the rest of 2020, Simonnnnnn... 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2214 The giant mosquitoes are a hoax honey, stop being a drama queen 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2215 Be careful,they aren't wearing masks! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2216 This is why I use bug spray. 1.2376 0.04256 101 77 24 0
2217 Did you save the receipt for that can of OFF? We should try to get our money back! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2218 I was starting to wonder what October 2020 would bring... 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2219 This year, nothing surprises me. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2220 I see you've met my legal team. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2221 I told you that bug repellent was expired... 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2222 This explains the great price with Airbnb. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2223 I hardly think it's mansplaining to point out that Eastern Equine Encephalitis is a risk in this situation. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2224 And to think you were worried about alien abductions. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2225 At least you're not Donald Trump, or ICE, or the police, or a raging wildfire... 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2226 why are you always interrupting when I'm talking about intimacy 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2227 I guess buying you perfume from a discount entomologist was not a good idea. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2228 It's probably because I'm vegetarian. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2229 I told you that bug repellent is a must up here. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2230 We forgot about the killer hornets but I guess they didn't forget about us. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2231 They sure can be a nuisance, eh? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2232 Now i know what's been bugging you lately! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2233 I told you we might need bug repellent. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2234 Everything is different this year. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2235 Everything really is bigger in Texas! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2236 Didn’t the Bible say it was going to be locusts? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2237 They always did prefer you....... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2238 I think I’ll start wearing a mask 1.2347 0.04767 98 79 16 3
2239 Did I not mention DEET is the only effective bug spray? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2240 We're in *their* habitat, Susan. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2241 I'm having flashbacks from AP Bio. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2242 Oh calm down. Mosquitoes can't transfer COVID. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2243 Too late. The IRS just left. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2244 Geez, I just sat down. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2245 It's 2020 — are you really all that surprised? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2246 Mama always said you had the sweetest blood. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2247 You smell nice. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2248 Want to tell them that the QAnon giant fly conspiracy theory is a hoax? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2249 The mosquitoes are really bad this year. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2250 If and when you get back I’ll be right here. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2251 I told you to buy the stuff with DEET. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2252 They're really aggressive tonight." 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2253 Mosquito season already - I must put the screens up... 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2254 But the only other bad thing about Minnesota is October through May when it's cold and snows. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2255 Remember I told you to use Deep Woods Off and not that organic essential oil stuff... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2256 Yup! You’re right. They are bigger in Texas! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2257 Please don’t drop her 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2258 I entered 'mosquito magnet' on the dating website; that's some algorithm! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2259 The neighbors are WASPs. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2260 You said book the cheapest flight. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2261 Bug spray! That's what I forgot, bug spray! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2262 Honey, I ordered the Uber’s new drone ride to avoid the rush hour traffic. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2263 Well, we are in Texas. [underline “are”] 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2264 So that’s why all of the jumbo size mosquito repellant was sold out. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2265 You must have missed your appointment at the blood bank 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2266 Oh, I forgot, the Mozzies wanted us over for dinner. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2267 Watch out for the see-ums. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2268 Calm down, we've got Allstate, you're in good hands! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2269 These bugs? They're called 'See-Ums'. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2270 2020! Hey, am I right? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2271 It's okay. They're both males. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2272 Climate change, of course. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2273 Honestly, you're probably better off. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2274 They could be taking revenge for your swatting their children. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2275 Attack their self-esteem, it’s where they're most vulnerable. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2276 Are you allergic? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2277 Think positive, honey. Maybe this is the new vaccine Trump promised. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2278 That’s what happens when you don’t pay your Amazon bill. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2279 At least they’re smaller than last year. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2280 You didn't tell me you had friends coming over... 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2281 They will get you to the polls any way they can. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2282 I'll get that new drone delivery system to bring our picnic," you said. It'll be really cool," you said. "What could go wrong?" you said. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2283 Write if you find work. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2284 I’ll get the chair. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2285 I don't know if I'm relieved or sorry this species only bites females. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2286 For some reason, the mosquitos always come after you. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2287 I'm sorry it had to end this way Susan. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2288 If I knew what they are, you'd say I was mansplaining. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2289 I am pretty sure they are not poisonous 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2290 Did you kick the nest? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2291 WOW, you really do need the Giant can of Bug Spray this time of year! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2292 Wow! Your flight is early! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2293 Well, you did say you felt like shit. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2294 At least they're not eating you alive. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2295 Maybe you’re putting too much Miracle-Gro in the lily pond.” 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2296 Seems like a bit much for a Covid test. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2297 Why do we keep agreeing to go on double dates with pairs of giant mosquitoes? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2298 Do you want me to get the bug spray? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2299 You weren't exaggerating when you said the mosquitoes are big this year. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2300 So that's what the resort meant by a giant infestation problem... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2301 uh? I think those edibles are kicking in? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2302 Honey, I thought social distancing applies everywhere, including in waspy neighborhoods 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2303 Oh no, are you wearing my shorts? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2304 Yeah, maybe they do like you better than they like me. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2305 I don’t think there are any mosquitos here, you’re overreacting. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2306 @realdonaldtrump does not deserve to be re-elected. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2307 Maybe it’s your perfume 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2308 Just try to relax honey. I know it’s big and scary but the probe only takes a couple seconds. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2309 If it's brown: lay down. If it's black: fight back. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2310 You get carried away every time you let them bug you. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2311 Did you hear about the genetically modified mosquitos they released in Florida? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2312 That time of the month already? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2313 It gets, like, really buggy at sundown 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2314 Why do you make such a big deal out of every little thing 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2315 Damn your lemongrass mist, we should have used 100% DEET! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2316 In hindsight, I feel like the CDC guidelines on whether to invite them in or not may have contained some inaccuracies 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2317 Look at that. No distancing...or masks either. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2318 These guys thing every woman is their queen. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2319 I told you to use the super-strength repellant. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2320 I tried to tell you about that cheap perfume. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2321 I can see that you're still ticked off. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2322 Now will you tell me where you hid the remote? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2323 What's in your CBD?!? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2324 We're in New Jersey. What did you expect? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2325 they smell the Mesquite BBQ Smoke Repellent on You 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2326 Well, we ARE in Texas, you know. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2327 See? We should have worn our masks. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2328 I told you not to feed them. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2329 I told you not to wear perfume." 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2330 Everyone expects locusts, and then this. 2020 is just full of surprises. Have a good trip, darling. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2331 Honey? Do you need some help? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2332 Sorry Jane, there is a shortage of 'O' blood and I had to turn you in! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2333 Relax, hon. They're males--they don't bite. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2334 Don't worry, ill make sure to vote! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2335 You know what you did. 1.2292 0.05017 96 79 13 4
2336 Don't worry, I'll vote in November! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2337 Well just be thankful there's only 2 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2338 Time flys when we’re together! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2339 I told you, use 100% DEET, but no-o-o, you had to go with that stuff from the health food store. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2340 I believe they want to hold you for ransom, but they don't see very well. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2341 Have no fear; the Rapture is finally happening. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2342 Calm down! Only the females bite. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2343 Relax. At least it's not COVID. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2344 Hold on! What’s the ransom? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2345 You HAD to ask, ''What else could go wrong?' 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2346 I don't think this is your Amazon drone delivery. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2347 They are programmed to destroy all buzzkill! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2348 I'd say Aedes Gigantica. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2349 Be safe! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2350 If this were any other year, I'd be worried. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2351 Just let go, breathe in and out, and be in the moment. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2352 I hear if you play dead, they leave you alone. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2353 Don’t forget your mask. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2354 My insect repellent contains deet and yours doesn't - whose seems more ominous now? 1.2292 0.04050 96 75 21 0
2355 I guess this means the Amazon drone trial-period went a little sideways... 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2356 I knew that mosquito farm shouldn't have been built near that nuclear plant. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2357 Don’t itch it, it’ll only get worse. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2358 And I had a bet it would be locusts next. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2359 They ARE Maine's state bird, you know. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2360 They say we’re an invasive species. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2361 It's not you, it's me. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2362 Don’t worry, the males don’t bite. They just want you to get them some beer from town. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2363 They're attracted to potassium. Lay off the bananas. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2364 Well, at least she died how she lived... Being dragged around by horrifying oversized mosquitos. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2365 You still using that natural bug spray? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2366 Mother warned me about dating a WASP. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2367 Ah, I was just wondering wat the 10th plague might be. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2368 I told you there would be repercussions if you couldn't socially distance! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2369 Did you kill their leader? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2370 It's the safest way to fly these days. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2371 Don’t move, there’s something on your face 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2372 That's one way to leave your husband. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2373 I guess that wasn't insect repellant that I gave you. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2374 Oh dear! That does look like less fun than how it was described in the flyer. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2375 At last an exciting evening in the Hamptons! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2376 I think a good therapist could help you with your delusion of being carried away by big bugs. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2377 you used your Deet, right" 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2378 To the vector belongs the spoils, babe. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2379 Incredible. They’re robots from Amazon Collections Division. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2380 Don't worry, it's just a little bug. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2381 Close your mouth, you might catch a fly. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2382 Find a mortgage rate lower than Fukushima’s and we’ll move; until then, expect some trade-offs. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2383 Yep, it's 2020, this feels right. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2384 Well honey I will never forget our last date. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2385 I thought you were supposed to pay the exterminator this month 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2386 Don't forget your flip-flop, honey 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2387 Honey, did you forget your bug spray again? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2388 I’m sure the ol’ “ I have a headache” routine will work 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2389 Don’t forget to write. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2390 Man, did you see the size of that chipmunk that just ran by? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2391 Their fat sucking mosquitoes If it works we’ll be rich 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2392 It's not like things could get any worse. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2393 As your fairy god-brother, you shall get your wish to be a Queen! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2394 If you don't get upset, they'll go away. Probably. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2395 Want me to leave the spray a 1 star review for you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2396 Or, you're being rescued from a boring date. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2397 One more thing, my parents are mosquitoes and don't like me dating humans! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2398 Thats the third time this week. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2399 You always viewed yourself as a queen. You deserve this. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2400 When the new police force spots someone not wearing a mask... 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2401 I warned you. This neighborhood only permits WASPS 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2402 No worries, Dear, When they bring you back, you'll be a Trump supporter like I am. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2403 Sorry, I can’t help – they're an endangered species. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2404 After all it is Minnesota 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2405 Look on the bright side. Now you can stop worrying about the election results. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2406 Sure, I guess airborne and insect-borne mean the same thing now. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2407 Maybe releasing those bio-engineered mosquitos was not such a good idea. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2408 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I'd leave this conversation at all costs, but it's still better than hearing you say 'unprecedented' again. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2409 Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get worse 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2410 Don't worry they are only going to test a coronavirus vaccine. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2411 Looks like you caught a bug. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2412 Relax! The President says they will not eat people. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2413 This is the last time we "go outside for a talk". 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2414 His campaign is getting out of control. Let's just get our ballots and vote 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2415 Well at least SOMEONE thinks you're sweet 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2416 Gee, mosquitoes DO seeem to prefer you. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2417 That's it! I am NEVER coming outside again! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2418 Ha! I told you 2020 could still get worse. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2419 Let me know if you see a silver lining. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2420 If you just let them bite you, it won't itch afterwards. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2421 You said we can't afford first class! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2422 Honey, they won't bite. They're males. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2423 Sorry Honey! I guess those calls for O positive donors are no longer voluntary! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2424 Looks like the neighbor kid is playing Jumanji again. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2425 Bug off will ya. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2426 I told you the bee venom wrinkle cream might not be such a good idea. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2427 I guess they really DO target you 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2428 Don't worry, they don't carry Covid-19. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2429 I said a double VODKA stinger! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2430 Don't bug me - I'm on vacation. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2431 No evil pesticides, you said. Just a couple of mosquitos, you said. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2432 And in this dream, where did they take you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2433 You said there was nothing to be afraid of, that we could sit in the back yard without masks! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2434 How will I recognize you when they bring you back? 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2435 And you know what else bugs me? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2436 To be fair, they were mentioned in the cabin rental notes... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2437 You don't need to worry, only the females drink blood. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2438 Be sure to send me your new address! 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2439 Is this where our date ends? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2440 So that plant fertilizer spray has surely worked on the bugs 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2441 In a reverse move, Amazon awkwardly explores customer pick-ups by drones to beat Walmart at convenience. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2442 Now honey, when I said buzz off... 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2443 Just say No to Bugs 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2444 Oh, so that's what's been bugging you! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2445 Well, I warned you: flick, don't swat mosquitoes! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2446 GIVE ME A BUZZ LATER, IF IT'S CONVENIENT. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2447 It’s not the outdoor pick-me-up,you could ever have imagined. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2448 Enough about me. How's the apocalypse going for you? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2449 The good news is you get the title of 'Queen'. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2450 2020, this is not such a surprise. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2451 Wait! How long till I flip the burgers? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2452 Well 2020 just keeps on biting. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2453 Trumps's troops??? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2454 Keep calm. They'll only bite around the ankles. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2455 I don't get bitten by mosquitoes myself, so I don't think they exist. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2456 Just shows you that everything comes at a price, even for being “sugar and spice and everything nice.” 1.2292 0.05231 96 80 11 5
2457 Well, you didn’t want to use my bug spray. Too many chemicals, you said. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2458 I told you! The cheaper the real estate, the bigger the bugs! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2459 Now I know why the bug spray was on sale. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2460 Must be running low on O negative again. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2461 Want me to go get the spray? 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2462 Can you get me a beer while you're out? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2463 Surprise! I couldn't afford to give you a hot air balloon ride, so I hired these guys 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2464 Maybe next year we shouldn’t vacation in Wisconsin. 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
2465 Remember that '50's movie classic "Them"? This is a real-life sequel, don't you think? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2466 Should I wait up? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2467 They feed on fear. 2020 has been a good year for them. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2468 I was praying for velociraptors..... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2469 Wait,you forgot your mask! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2470 AB negative! Yum! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2471 I told you the eau de parfum Bayou was a bad idea! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2472 I warned you about using Miracle-Gro in the garden. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2473 I like being outdoors more, but let's not get carried away. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2474 I told you not to use last year's Off. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2475 Mosquito season’s really picking up! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2476 Again, what was the reason you don't want to used bug spray? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2477 They say everything is bigger in Texas! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2478 Do you want me to get the 'Off'? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2479 I told you bug spray has an expiration date. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2480 What can I say? They like your type. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2481 Wow, you really do have blood type O 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2482 I’m not gonna lie, I kind of miss the murder hornets. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2483 I'll do the dishes tonight. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2484 Still think my repellent has too many chemicals in it? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2485 Stay calm, honey, they just want your antibodies. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2486 I guess to the deep woods off you go. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2487 Relax! It's the blood banks new remote collection system. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2488 If you make it out alive, could you bring back a beer? Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2489 I told you that DEET-free stuff doesn’t work. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2490 Wow, the mosquitoes are really bad here 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2491 Really, Margaret, you always seem to get carried away. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2492 Don’t worry honey, I voted by mail. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2493 Calm down Karen, no need to overreact 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2494 This is not what I meant by ‘intervene if the date is boring 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2495 Honey, this was the only way I could get your attention. Before they take you away just wanted to tell you one thing. Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2496 I told you — donate to one politically motivated mosquito and they’ll never leave you alone. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2497 I love late summer produce 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2498 You said outdoor dining. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2499 Well, that escalated rather quickly. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2500 See honey, I told you everything is bigger in Texas 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2501 Trust them sweetie, they’ve dealt with this kind of thing before 1.2292 0.04794 96 78 15 3
2502 It was either you or me. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2503 Wherever they take you it’s got to be better then here. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2504 It just seems like they get bigger every year. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2505 Honey I'd help you but I need to maintain 6 feet. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2506 Please let her go and I’ll lead you straight to the blood bank. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2507 I asked you politely to stop bugging me 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2508 Can't we have a civil discussion without your lawyers present??? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2509 I bet it's your bananas. I read an article that eating bananas draws mosquitoes. I'll text it to you. What you should do is eat cloves of raw garlic, like I told you. Is there still apple cider vinegar? One tablespoon a day would do it. Hey, watch it. Stop kicking me, Diane. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2510 It’s 2020, what did you expect when you left the bug spray at home? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2511 So it seems nature is stabilizing again 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2512 Don't worry. They don't bite. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2513 takeout is getting even more popular these days 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2514 Give me a buzz when you get there, ok? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2515 A bit theatrical don't you think? Ghosting would've been just fine, Pamela 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2516 I’d have been surprised in 2019 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2517 So there really is a God 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2518 Wierd. These kind don't usually carry parasites. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2519 Bite me. 1.2286 0.05110 105 85 14 5
2520 I told you not to cheep out on the off brand... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2521 Bet you won't forget the OFF! next time. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2522 These mosquitos seem to like you. A lot. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2523 I think maybe we should go inside for dessert?! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2524 Apparently, Trump actually owns this resort. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2525 I guess 'Everything's bigger in Texas' has a downside. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2526 You’re the one who wanted to fly somewhere on vacation. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2527 Actually I think they DON’T really like you. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2528 Trust me, you're better off with the murder hornets. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2529 Have you seen the kids lately? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2530 Yah. They’re bad this year. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2531 I told you to use bug repellent. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2532 Yeah, they get bad this time of the year. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2533 I guess you must be their type 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2534 Should I get some Benadryl? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2535 I'm starting to regret when I let those small mosquitos live when I felt bad for them. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2536 Dear you really should try the Off. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2537 One kept me up all last night, sweety 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2538 It's 2020 - that's why. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2539 I guess the vaccine came out early this year. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2540 let me grab some spray 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2541 Try making yourself bigger. No, Honey, you are NOT big - you are a beautiful petite woman. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2542 My mother warned me against marrying a WASP. They are very possessive, she said. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2543 2020... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2544 Killer wasps and kidnapping mosquitoes. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2545 I told you to put on more bug spray. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2546 Maybe their West Nile Virus will kill your Coronavirus 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2547 It's just as well the way 2020 is going. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2548 Want me to grab your mask? 1.2258 0.04082 93 73 20 0
2549 Relax, male mosquitoes do not bite. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2550 I’ll get the citronella 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2551 Come on, it's 2020. You can't really expect to sit under a tree on a sunny afternoon without being arrested by the Super Bugs 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2552 I was certain the spray can said "Off! Not On!" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2553 You should have used the stuff with the deet. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2554 It’s your fault having that rare blood type, good luck. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2555 A surprising but not entirely unwelcome end to quarantine. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2556 I guess I should've burned a bigger citronella candle. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2557 Raid? No, could cause cancer 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2558 You're the one that wanted to move to Louisiana! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2559 i KNEW the Senate shouldn't have cut funding to the EPA! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2560 I ASKED YOU REPEATEDLY NOT TO KEEP FEEDING THEM 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2561 No, you said, we'll be fine without bug spray. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2562 I sure hope it’s a flashback 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2563 It’s okay, they’re not murder hornets. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2564 I told you it was a mesquite BBQ. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2565 Locusts. In 2020. Why are we surprised? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2566 Ice caps melt all the time. I just don't see the proof. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2567 it's not nice to fool Mother Nature. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2568 Its amazing how realistic they are... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2569 I told you it was going to be impossible to cancel Netflix. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2570 Don't worry, the giant ones don't bite. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2571 I said it seems like there are FEWER mosquitos this year. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2572 I'm sorry it had to end this way. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2573 Told you we needed to spray the good stuff. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2574 At least we don't have wildfires, floods, or hurricanes in Ohio." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2575 I know, but the fires have destroyed their natural habitat! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2576 Not to worry! They're not the West Nile variety. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2577 Damn Homicide Mosquitoes! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2578 Ugh this sucks! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2579 I swear they get bigger every year. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2580 I told you that dollar store bug repellent was a waste of money! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2581 Just yell if you need help. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2582 I told you that small citronella candle wouldn’t be enough.” 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2583 They've always liked you more than me. 1.2258 0.04359 93 77 14 2
2584 You forgot the OFF again. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2585 Huh, and I thought you were just afraid of spiders. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2586 We all have to sacrifice, so I volunteered you. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2587 I'm being calm...You don't have to chew my head off. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2588 Did you forget your DEET? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2589 At least they have good taste. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2590 I told you - the more bug repellant you use the bigger the bugs get! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2591 I guess that confirms your blood is Type O 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2592 An Alabama vacation was YOUR idea..... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2593 Wait! I'm not wearing a mask! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2594 They always get you if you don’t cover up. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2595 But oh, no, you didn't want to smell like citronella! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2596 The good news is they are genetically engineered not to reproduce. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2597 All the good ones are taken. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2598 I told you that you smelled good. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2599 You don’t have to say it, I can see it on your face. “Oh, Tristan, another failed experiment!” 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2600 Mosquitoes love you. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2601 I don’t think they understand social distancing... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2602 I suppose you will say this is the result of global warming also. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2603 I'm not your swat team when someone bugs you. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2604 I distinctly remember ordering two moscatos... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2605 You're the one who wanted to vacation at Jurassic Park 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2606 I don't think the bug spray helped... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2607 Don’t worry, they’ll bring you back for a transfusion. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2608 Wow, I guess they really do love you a lot. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2609 Look out, See-Ums! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2610 I swear that “all organic” repellant only encourages them! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2611 I told you that spray would just make them angry." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2612 I'll watch the kids till you get back. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2613 I warned you not to hit their kid. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2614 Did you use extra strength insect repellent? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2615 I just wanted to relax and now you're getting carried away by just two mosquitoes? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2616 See, it's not all bad that you put on a few pounds. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2617 Be sure to have her back by 6:00 to make dinner. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2618 Take it easy honey, male mosquitoes don't bite. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2619 Well, try to be back in time to fix dinner! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2620 I told you not to use the name "QueenBee" on Tik Tok 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2621 You said you needed a pick me up !! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2622 You're the one who wanted to live in Minnesota. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2623 Did you get your flu shot? 1.2258 0.04866 93 76 14 3
2624 Well, how many times have I told you to bug off? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2625 Try to relax and Enjoy the flight ... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2626 We are from the CDC and we are here to help you. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2627 I swapped your repellant with water. They work for me, now. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2628 Don’t worry, Fox News says you’ve got nothing to worry about. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2629 When the edibles really kick in you might be surprised. 1.2258 0.05100 93 77 12 4
2630 I told you to sit still! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2631 Don't worry, I heard the "murder" part of their name is a hoax. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2632 When Florida’s state bird attacks.. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2633 they're not murder hornets,so that's good. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2634 You asked to “fly” didn’t you? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2635 Now, there's no need to over-dramatize this . . . 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2636 Climate change cancel culture, is for the...er...bugs 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2637 "Well, if you'd worn a long sleeve shirt." 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2638 And you were only concerned about the murder hornets. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2639 Oh! That's where that noise was coming from! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2640 I want you to meet my parents. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2641 Reconsidering your no DEET stance? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2642 Well nuts. The Chinese are at it again. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2643 Hey,Dengue,it's my turn! Get lost,Zika, I was here first. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2644 Join us, leave the drone to fend for himself. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2645 Tell them it's NOT a hoax 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2646 Have her back by five. I'm hungry too. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2647 So, that's a hard "No" to LS-Deet? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2648 OMG Mom, I think Trump knows you're voting for Biden! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2649 Tell them you stopped using TikTok! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2650 These mosquitoes are really eating me alive! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2651 To make it worse, they came from Magic Johnson's house 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2652 I told you that seat was saved. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2653 Some people just have sweet blood! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2654 Labeling yourself as a 'White Anglo-Saxon Protestant' confuses them. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2655 Just don’t stratch it later. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2656 How can this be happening? We stopped testing for enormous man-eating mosquitoes weeks ago! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2657 Don't worry, only female mosquitoes bite. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2658 Don't worry, they are not blood sucking mosquitos! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2659 Bug spray, Emily. Bug spray. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2660 See? I told you sunscreen is not a repellent! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2661 Maybe you should try a more plant-based diet,Jill. 1.2258 0.04866 93 76 14 3
2662 "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Apply the bug spray before we go out! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2663 Not to be an alarmist, but I think Trump isn't going leave quietly. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2664 ....and you were worried about alien abduction. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2665 Don’t worry, they just take a few bites before moving on to a new victim. 1.2258 0.05100 93 77 12 4
2666 ''Honey, don't forget your flip-flop." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2667 Do you suppose the Gates Foundation know about these? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2668 I told you we should’ve brought the bug spray. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2669 Seems like they're always after you. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2670 See? If anything I was downplaying their size when I said they were as big as birds. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2671 Oh no!...I knew that chair would break if it fell over" 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2672 You will be fine. After listening to you, they think you are the queen. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2673 I knew we should have packed that citronella candle. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2674 I've heard about being swept off your feet, but this is ridiculous. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2675 You know this nuclear winter is starting to give off summer vibes as well. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2676 No, these are Murder Incorporated hornets. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2677 I told you not to have that last Bloody Mary. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2678 Exactly how long did you say you've been writing for Buzzfeed? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2679 And just when you thought this holiday couldn’t suck more. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2680 They took the Warp Speed inoculation... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2681 Don’t worry honey - only the female mosquitoes bite 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2682 Honey, I told you not to invite the neighbors. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2683 Would you mind just dropping me off in Canada? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2684 I'll get the fly swatter; maybe I best fetch the machine gun! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2685 ...they are the exterminators! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2686 Don't worry, they're just wanton endangerment hornets. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2687 Remember when a "tan suit' was the most outrageous thing that had ever happened in the USA? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2688 I don’t think the citronella is effective. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2689 Sorry honey, wouldn't you know, the one day I forget the insect spray! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2690 I know you are an environmentalist Marsha , but we should really have called Terminix 3 weeks ago!! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2691 Don't worry.. At least they are not the Murder Hornets..I'll get the ransom kit out of the closet. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2692 You’ve opened up a real hornets’ nest, Marie. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2693 I told you that $50 organic honey lotion was a scam 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2694 You wanted to vacation in Wisconsin. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2695 It's ok, the guide says those aren't murder hornets, just the local mosquitoes. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2696 That stir fry we just ate... You've been out picking mushrooms again, haven't you! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2697 They’ve come for us! Call the SWAT team! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2698 Of course it had deet, why? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2699 But you've always dreamed of being a queen. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2700 Don't worry, they usually leave after they get a pint or two. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2701 It’s October. What else did you expect? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2702 Quick, what's the wifi password again? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2703 Don't swat it. It just makes the bite worse. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2704 This social isolation is really bugging me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2705 You’re AB Positive, I presume. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2706 You'll be fine..You have your cell phone, right?" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2707 COVID19 isn’t the world’s only superbug. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2708 Still worried about the harmful effects of DEET? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2709 Mosquitoes have never liked me. I'm lucky I guess. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2710 I told you, that all natural insect repellent just doesn't work. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2711 Too bad all the airlines went bankrupt, but at least you'll get there. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2712 Don't look at me! It wasn't my idea to play Jumanji!! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2713 Don’t forget to social distance. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2714 You’re just not my blood type. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2715 Ok, but at least it's something different! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2716 Put away that spray," you said. "Chemicals kill," you said 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2717 They claim it's the new covid free way to travel 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2718 What? They’re not bothering me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2719 I'm telling you, you gotta use the stuff with the DEET. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2720 Don’t look at me... you were the one that said there was a big buzz about this place. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2721 Don't be a sore loser, Gloria. A bet's a bet. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2722 I Think I mentioned renting a summer cottage on Three Mile Island may be a risky move. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2723 Don't worry -- I'll wait right here. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2724 I always found "man-eating" insulting, aren't you glad there's finally some diversity here? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2725 Sorry honey. i forget to pay last month credit card bill. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2726 Damn! They weren't supposed to come this week! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2727 Wow honey, the mosquitos are pretty bad this year 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2728 I told you to spray... but,nooo! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2729 Maria...every time you explain why you’ll never hurt a fly, you get carried away! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2730 That’s gonna leave a mark. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2731 Don't get carried away, they're just mosquitos. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2732 It was fun while it lasted, but I want to see other people. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2733 I told ya, Mate. Everything is bigger in Australia. 1.2258 0.05100 93 77 12 4
2734 What would PETA do? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2735 If you just stay still they’ll go away. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2736 huh, maybe 2020 isn’t so bad 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2737 Way to put the buzz in buzzkill. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2738 Just another run of the mill day in 2020. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2739 ‘Honey, We’re gonna need more citronella’ 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2740 I thought we agreed on using a mediator, why did you call the lawyers?? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2741 Stan: “Did you remember to put my long pants in the wash?” 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2742 Do you get BLM now, Karen?!? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2743 Ahhhh Summer! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2744 Always playing the victim even you’re clearly leaving me 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2745 Well, let's be glad there aren't three. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2746 We're returning her. Her O negative is *really* negative. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2747 Oh it must be those new GMO mosquitos 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2748 Try not to think about it. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2749 But at least the season started later this year, right? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2750 At least it’s not the corona virus 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2751 Is this Jumanji?” “No, it’s 2020. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2752 Wait ‘til you see the frogs here honey 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2753 Say it!!! Mosquitos Lives Matter!!! Say it!!! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2754 Republicans submit their pick for Supreme Court 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2755 November 2020 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2756 Ah, honey, did you not put on the Deet 2020? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2757 Ugh - they’re gonna eat me alive out here. 1.2258 0.04619 93 77 13 3
2758 Well, we did start the year off with killer bees... 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2759 Honey, your ride is here. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2760 just make sure you call me when you get there. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2761 It's alright sweetheart, Donald and Mitch are only joking 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2762 I didn’t mean to literally buzz off! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2763 Alright, now before you get carried away... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2764 You just have to make it about YOU, don't you karen? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2765 but honey they were all out of organic repellants 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2766 I told you the natural spray wouldn’t be strong enough. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2767 Can you drop me off on another planet? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2768 I was saying, “What else could happen in 2020?” 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2769 Hey, you were the one who said New Jersey was a better choice than Westchester! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2770 Leave me the keys to your Prius 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2771 Oh, honey. I forgot to tell you about Uber’s new drone service. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2772 I used the all natural, bio-safe, pet friendly insect spray this time. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2773 I thought we skipped the murder hornets! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2774 Remember, I told you that the vaccine will not take care of all mutations. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2775 Don’t worry, I hear that they strictly adhere to humane handling of their livestock 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2776 Well - what bug zapper is ever big enough! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2777 I guess we’re transitioning into the human-sized mosquito part of 2020. Unexpected, unprecedented. 4/5 stars. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2778 Oh no...You lost a flip-flop. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2779 I think God took me too literally when I asked him for a vacation 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2780 Hey, you wanted to move to Florida in 2020. Honestly, we should've expected this. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2781 You were droning again. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2782 Thank you Jesus! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2783 Do you still want to know what I have been smoking? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2784 Relax, let’s see what they want! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2785 We're not coming back here next summer 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2786 Oh, no. These must be those dreaded Lance Armstrong mosquitoes I've been reading about! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2787 Don’t worry, they aren’t Killer Hornets. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2788 Trust me. The orgasm will make it all worthwhile. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2789 Umm, yeah...sorry babe. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2790 I'd help you but I'm a little anemic. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2791 You promised to get a shot and didn't! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2792 MOUS's? Mosquitos Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2793 Don't be scared. They're just the regular flu bugs from the old days. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2794 I know your research suggests that giant mosquitos are extinct, but surely you can't B+. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2795 Your B Negative blood type seems appealing. Your 'Be Negative"'attitude is not. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2796 It's not personal -- it's bzzzness 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
2797 I guess we better take her away before she really starts to bug you. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2798 Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2799 did you not check to see who sponsored the 'QUEEN FOR A DAY" contest you entered? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2800 Obviously down to budget cuts, honey, but it's an airlift alright! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2801 No worries. The males don't bite. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2802 You claimed Murder Hornets were an Asian myth ! 1.2151 0.04284 93 75 17 1
2803 Its your fault that you forgot bug spray 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2804 This isn't my proposal of marriage. Honest. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2805 It’s OK, they’re quite fresh—it’s called stasis... 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2806 They used to eat me alive too until I joined Culicidae Lives Matter... 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2807 Looks like Trump's got himself some new Homeland security agents. Maga. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2808 Are you really surprised? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2809 I thing it would be better if you practiced with an apple instead of a cherry! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2810 Hold on Honey—I’ll go ask Alice! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2811 Pennyroyal not working? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2812 I know, I’m lucky. They’re just never attracted to me. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2813 You always do this. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2814 I let it slip you were the homecoming queen. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2815 You owe me 10 bucks. I told you it wasn't a drone. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2816 Don’t worry dear! I have Amazon Prime! 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2817 Saskatchewan. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2818 Looks like Zika got jealous. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2819 Did I just make it to level ten of Jumanji? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2820 This is the buzz they were talking about. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2821 Just when we thought Zika was through. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2822 Oh stop overreacting... Just like every time Susan comments on my pictures. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
2823 He did threaten to use drones to remove illegals but I never thought he would 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2824 Relax. Only the females bite and I heard these two comparing proboscises. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2825 I don’t see the problem. They never mess with me. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2826 Before I let you go where 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2827 Flight of The Bumbling Belle 1.2111 0.04869 90 75 12 3
2828 You're not listening to me. The gender pay gap all but vanishes when you factor in job choice. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2829 They must be from the Queen selection committee. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2830 They say it’s your blood type. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2831 On the bright side, you win 2020Bingo! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2832 Part of my new dating service. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2833 Remember when the bill collector called? You said, "what do you want from me, blood?" well.... 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2834 Tropical Uber 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2835 Still infatuated with the idea of interspecies sex? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2836 But I didn't say that I wanted to take flying lessons now!!! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2837 Why don't you tell them you have a headache? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2838 Now let's not get carried away over zika. That is so 2019, you know? 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2839 Sorry, hun, that was the deal - now no one else gets bit for an entire year. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2840 They like to play hide and zika. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2841 Can we get this to go? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2842 Time to fly! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2843 Just make an X with your fingernail and the itching will go away 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2844 only in New York, baby 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2845 Come on, Carol. You didn’t really expect me to splurge on that hot air balloon ride. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2846 Don't want to say I told you so but I did say to put on mosquito repellent. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2847 Just apologize for calling them mutants. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2848 Don't worry-- only the females bite. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2849 Just tell them you have Covid. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2850 On the bright side, you get to fly somewhere. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2851 Funny, they don't seem interested in me. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2852 Jumanji: 2020 Edition 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2853 How do I explain this to your parents? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2854 I'll go fill the bathtub with Calomine. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2855 NY, why all the misogynist images. Last week arrow to girl, this week mosquitos take woman away. Your illustrators are clearly bitter men. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2856 I told you those all-natural bug repellents don't work. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2857 You're their type. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2858 I told you: panicking only makes your problems bigger! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2859 Relax. They don’t carry Zika. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2860 I think you should drop the herbal repellent and use DEET” 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2861 let's eat her here. If we take her back to the nest the big ones will take her away from us. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2862 Well, I'm no entomologist...or is it 'etymologist'? I always get those confused." 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2863 202o has been a bear. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2864 Geez, Linda, how late was that library book? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2865 IF YOU SEE THE KIDS, ASK THEM WHERE THEY PUT THE REMOTE CONTROL. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2866 Don't worry. They mean well. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2867 Don't resist, it just makes matters worse. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2868 Amazing what they can do with drones these days. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2869 UH!! those murder hornets are a lot bigger than I bargained for! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2870 Meh... 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2871 So sorry. But you know how hard Ubers are to come by in the Catskills. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2872 Honey?! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2873 I told you that Bug Zappper you enjoyed so much would come to haunt you! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2874 Don't panic. I'll call SWAT. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2875 That will be the last time you mock my citronella cologne. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2876 You’re right, they really do love you. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2877 It always has to be about you, doesn't it, Cheryl? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2878 To be fair, I did warn you about climate change. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2879 Pandemic daydreaming. 1.2093 0.04994 86 73 10 3
2880 After living in Texas, these really don't seem that big. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2881 If they were dangerous, we would have seen it on Facebook 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2882 I think we can get our old apartment back. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2883 Covid has a staff infection so it hired subs. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2884 But think about what this moment can teach us. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2885 I'm starting to come around on the Non-GMO debate. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2886 I told you we shouldn't have moved to Wisconsin! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2887 I warned you that they find that herbal essence irresistible... 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2888 I told you air travel has gotten more complicated 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2889 What can I say, they like type A’s both in blood type and peersonality 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2890 It was just a matter of time... 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2891 No, you said YOU would pack the bug spray. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2892 They never bother me. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2893 Kidnap mosquitos, thanks 2020. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2894 I read your messages. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2895 Did one of us use deet-free AVON Skin So Soft? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2896 Do you need a "Pick me up" today? 1.2093 0.04712 86 72 13 1
2897 Oh yeah, the mosquitos are really big here, you may want to get some repellant. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2898 When you get back, can you rub my feet? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2899 I don't know why but I feel I really have a buzz on. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2900 Don't worry Honey, human flesh is way, way down on their list of edibles. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2901 Book the cottage for mid-August, you said. The bugs won't be that bad in mid-August, you said." 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2902 Let's move to Florida" you said, "Get out of the city". What could go wrong 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2903 Oh look, they like you! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2904 Just use the repellent," I said. "I'm fine," you said 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2905 The plutonium bug spray was a bad idea. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2906 Relax, Flytox just testing its new drones. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2907 I'm really glad I used Deet tonight. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2908 Get used to it. This year everything is unprecedented. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2909 They are drones who have chosen you to be their queen. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2910 Don’t look at me. I asked for two large Mojitos 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2911 What's that buzzing? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2912 First the murder hornets, now the abduction mosquitos. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2913 That's not what I meant when I told her to 'buzz off'! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2914 It's because you are extraordinary. For the last girlfriends, I hired more traditional hit men. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2915 Wow, you should have not answered that "Queen wanted" ad! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2916 I know donating blood is important, but these campaigns are getting out of hand. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2917 Evolutions have consequences. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2918 You were right about Florida! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2919 No need to get carried away! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2920 Could be worse. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2921 Habeas corpus much? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2922 I told you not to go with that generic, house brand bug spray. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2923 My tiny mother told me there'd be days like this. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2924 So it turns out that it’s a good thing that I smell bad. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2925 I’ve read about them, but to see one in the flesh is amazing. Don’t you agree? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2926 If you'd just have a shower every now and then! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2927 It's not the worst thing that's happened this week 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2928 You know, “Giant Mosquitoes” is actually on my bingo card. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2929 It’s the safest way to donate blood these days. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2930 Don't worry -- they're pro-life. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2931 "When do you think you'll bring her back? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2932 I told you the mosquito spray had expired. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2933 Don't worry honey, just text me when you land in West Nile and I'll come get you. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2934 Be sure to call when you get there. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2935 Look buddy, We don’t know if it was an asteroid collision, a nuclear meltdown or humans just being stupid but we are in charge now. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2936 I thought they were lying about Alaska mosquitoes. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2937 Looks like the latest flu bug. 1.2093 0.04412 86 71 14 1
2938 I know, I promised ... “No more Buzzfeed.” 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2939 You think those are big? You should have been here last year! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2940 I'm sorry I made fun of you about the killer bees. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2941 Honey, you need to wait until they land on you before you swat at them” 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2942 I suppose you’ll get carried away again 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2943 Geez, Honey. I don't know why...but they don't bother me at all 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2944 I told you to use bug spray...this is what happens to anti-vaxers and there ilk. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2945 I thought that buzzing sound was abnormally loud... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2946 All I can say is; be positive. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2947 It's ok, honey. They say the big ones don't bite. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2948 At least they're not carpenter ants. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2949 Honey, you’ll be safer there. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2950 Don’t worry, they’re just taking you to a safe location for questioning 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2951 You know, I heard there was a bug going around 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2952 Can you believe what Trump said yesterday?... ”Hey where’d you go?Rude. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2953 We’ll just take one for the road 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2954 This is fine. Everything is fine. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2955 This is why I won't get the COVID vaccine. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2956 This trip was your idea. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2957 They know about the non eco-friendly bug spray purchases from Amazon, Cindy. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2958 You were always bragging about how much mosquitos love you... 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2959 It’s probably not a pre-existing condition. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2960 I told you to wear your mask or the virus will get you 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2961 We left New York for this? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2962 We said six feet!! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2963 Theranos is offering drone delivery now? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2964 Don't worry, they aren't the biting kind. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2965 I dunno, I still reckon the first half of the year was worse... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2966 I remember when we only complained about them biting is. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2967 This is what happens to people who don’t wear masks! 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2968 Malaria is such a second world problem 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2969 Don’t worry Karen, it’s just the Maskquito Police. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2970 If not this, then it will just be something else tomorrow. No point fighting it. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2971 The murder hornets clearly said 6 feet apart, Karen. Now you’re down to one shoe and zero pride. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2972 Don't resist, just let it happen Jenna. Their 2020 may be better than ours. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2973 Honey, I told you those weren’t drones. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2974 Are you sure you want to try the new sting therapy? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2975 An undecided voter being swarmed 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2976 Sorry dear, apparently the invite said bring "Deet," not "date." 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2977 Vacation classics that we don’t post online. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2978 I told you there’d be issues with them releasing pumpkin spice lattes before the autumnal equinox. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2979 The top one tenth of one percent of all mosquitoes account for 90% of the bites 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2980 Whoa, there goes another space on my 2020 BINGO card! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2981 You said you needed a vacation but I didn’t realize it was that bad. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2982 I told you the gender reveal was a bad idea 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2983 Murder hornets are just more effective than hired goons, plus they’re Covid friendly 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2984 See you soon !! and , please do not forget to take your flip flops ! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2985 I told you we should drain the pool. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2986 Tell them you've been vaccinated. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2987 I meant to tell you about the mosquitos, they’re especially bad this year. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2988 I warned you not to swat the little ones. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2989 "I was wondering why it was called Lyft 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2990 You were right. They DO like you best. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2991 I knew we shouldn't have gone to that protest. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2992 "What did I tell you about swatting little insects!" 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2993 They work for ICE. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2994 You see what happens when you don't vote? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2995 You didn't think of EVERYTHING in the pre-nup. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2996 Curse him! Curse the wizard who shrunk us! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2997 Whatever you do, don't let them use your ID. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2998 OMG Alice, when was the last time you cut your toenails? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2999 I tried to tell you I was bugged! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3000 I bet now you wish you'd let me get that bug zapper. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3001 I told you not to go for the cheapest insect repellent. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3002 The kidnap hornets are even worse 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3003 Good grief, not more climate change. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3004 You could have just said you weren't having a good time. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3005 Its Florida, I told you Disney is not the Only big thing here" 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3006 I guess I'll be driving home then? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3007 I think it's too late to buy those citronella torches. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3008 Remember to send a postcard. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3009 To be fair, Carol, my eHarmony profile did list me as "Lord God Mosquito: Giver of Absolutely No Fucks." 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3010 I told you signing us up for that shrink ray experiment wouldn’t end well. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3011 I guess we should have sprung for the spray with DEET. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3012 You said you would do anything to develop an effective vaccine. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3013 Fine, I'll stop calling you honey. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3014 I rue the day they outlawed DDT 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3015 Not murder hornets, honey, just dragonflies. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3016 Don't worry...they're not from Shelter Island or Lyme, Connecticut 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
3017 I told you Florida was overrated, and not just because trump moved here. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3018 Look on the bright side - they only go for people with sweet blood 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3019 See donating blood is easy. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3020 Gosh, darling! How many mosquitoes have you swatted? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3021 This is what happens when you lie on Facebook about donating blood, dear. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3022 You’re bugging me about bugging you. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3023 Two bees or not two bees ? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3024 They just want to know where you bought your Sandals.. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3025 Well, you can’t bring her back! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3026 I know you hate mosquitos, but there's no need to get carried away. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3027 No... I said they wouldn't bite. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3028 Once again, it’s all about you, Madison. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3029 Next time, use the DEET! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3030 I guess UFOs are outsourcing the job 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3031 I'd help you, but I don't harm pollinators. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3032 Don't worry! You're too small and they'll throw you back. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3033 Who knew that Viagra in the water table would have that side effect. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3034 Staying inside & not being able to swat these buggers all summer sure has allowed them to get really big! 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3035 Those new zappers are way more effective than just spray. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3036 They promised me life time immunity from malaria and free honey. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3037 You want an adventure. This it. Happy Birthday 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3038 To be fair, ToxiKill wiped out 99.9 % of the mosquitos in the garden... 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3039 Relax. The males don’t bite. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3040 I’ll let your mother know we won’t be over for Sunday dinner this weekend. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3041 Too bad you're a universal donor! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3042 If you stay still, they won't bother you. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3043 Come on Karen, the drone fad is SO over. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3044 That’s it: It’s definitely the end of summer. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3045 I told you to pass on that third Margarita 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3046 So...is that a ‘no’ on the lemonade? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3047 See. I told you crispr would get out of hand. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3048 Let’s take her, she’s the only one here that socially distances 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3049 Distract her Marco, I'm headed for the feet. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3050 You forgot to apply OFF, didn't you? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3051 Maybe the New Yorker will find a way to moan about this. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3052 You buzzing off already? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3053 Don't forget to wear your mask....you don't want to catch anything. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3054 I know you wanted to be the queen bee, but this is as close as I could get. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3055 This too shall pass, Martha. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3056 Six feet means six feet!! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3057 But, it's fall! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3058 Damn! I thought I was going to be safe by summer 2021. Can you get the kids to school in the morning? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3059 Surprisingly, I didn't have this one on my '2020 Bingo' card. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3060 And these are two giant twenties 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3061 Honey, we need to talk... 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3062 At least you won’t be around for the election and have to find out how 2020 ends. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3063 Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t surprise you anymore.... 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3064 I told you there were consequences for not social distancing 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3065 I would help, but it’s 2020. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3066 You must have sweeter blood. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3067 well, I suppose it's better than getting covid. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3068 'What else could go wrong in 2020?' Well, since you asked.. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3069 Well, this shouldn’t come as a surprise. We all knew it would be Corona or Murder Hornets, honey. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3070 I told you the Covid bug would get you if you didn’t wear a mask. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3071 See? I told you. Your blood is sweeter than mine. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3072 See honey, returns are so easy with this app. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3073 Like I always say, if COVID don’t get ya, the mosquitos will. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3074 So, anything been bugging you lately? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3075 Alright, I'm sorry I said you bug me, but let's not get carried away. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3076 I thought I'd try out Amazon's new "no-questions-asked" return policy. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3077 You insisted visiting Earth, we’d better stayed home on Mars... 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3078 You'd better put RAID on your shopping list 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3079 When you're having a good time, you're in danger. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3080 Safer these days than flying commercial. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3081 The bugs just love you. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3082 See what happens when you're not mosquito woke, Karen!" 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3083 We’re just borrowing her, don’t worry. You won’t even notice she’s gone. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3084 When they finally catch up to Karen and her bounced checks to the Bugs Lives Matter donations. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3085 If it helps at all, we’re a needle-free facility. But that’s the *only* good news I have for you. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3086 Don't worry. Those look like the much less dangerous 'East Nile' ones. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3087 Just because you are acting sweet doesn’t mean he will get a new iPhone again 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3088 Bug spray?! I just sat down from making the fire! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3089 Ok, fine. But just one! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3090 Why are you being such a buzzkill? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3091 You guys don't get it, do you? I use the word "honey" as a term of endearment, not as a food. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3092 Should I postpone the wedding? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3093 Ar least the mosquitoes like me... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3094 Shouldn’t have booked Florida in 2020, hon... 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3095 You forgot to put on bug spray, didn't you? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3096 I told you not to wear that perfume. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3097 And just like that, Mary was ready for fall sweater weather and pumpkin pie spiced lattes. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3098 Yes, they are genus Anopheles but, relax, they're both males. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3099 So obviously you weren't listening when I said you'd need bug spray here. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3100 I told you to go easy on red wine. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3101 Well, actually, those are giant horseflies. Mosquito wings are more- 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3102 Hey, think you'll be back in time to make dinner? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3103 We finally made it to Mars. Are you happy NOW? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3104 Now, I can retire in peace. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3105 I told you not to borrow money from Johnny "The Mosquito" Malone 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3106 Think of it as free liposuction. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3107 Better hope your antibodies are the size of beagles 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3108 So much for the mosquito repellent! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3109 Don't be afraid. They are drones that work for the CDC. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3110 I guess you're right, they do bite you more than me 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3111 Shall I go light the citronella candle? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3112 Well, so much for your homemade all-natural organic insect repellent. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3113 Looks like the mosquito repellent is wearing off. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3114 I'm not a fascist, I just thought the murder hornets should know what you were saying about them. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3115 Mosquito macrophilia gone awry. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3116 We love when you don't listen to science. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3117 I told you you should have brought the repellent. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3118 I did warn you before you took it - now you're gonna have a bad trip. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3119 Your repellent was probably the placebo. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3120 Enough of excuses, let’s talk about our relationship at last, shall we? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3121 Wait ‘til you see the spiders. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3122 Where did you store your great grandma’s Bible? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3123 Sure I could kill them, but another one is born every minute.” 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3124 The mosquitos may outlast us. THEY seem to like climate change. A LOT! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3125 Weird - they never bother me. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3126 Chill out. The males don't bite. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3127 Guess you need something stronger than lavender. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3128 You’re outside, you don’t need a mask in the yard, what are you complaining about? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3129 I told you that swatting at them would just make the hostile. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3130 Don't worry. They're not murder hornets, just kidnap hornets. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3131 Don't worry dear, they're just trying to help you gain some perspective. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3132 Don't worry, the season's nearly over. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3133 Hey, at least they're not murder hornets. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3134 Funny how I am not bothered by mosquitoes at all. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3135 I warned you that I was Lord Of The Flies 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3136 Let’s quarantine her first. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3137 I told you not to slap that mosquito. Now see what you’ve done! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3138 Congratulations! You've won 'Queen for a Day'! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3139 Honestly, you're always the one who gets carried away. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3140 Citronella candle I said, but you disagreed. 1.1975 0.04451 81 67 13 1
3141 But the cottage is very nice. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3142 Yeah, some people are bothered by mosquitoes. They never touch me. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3143 It’s ok, honey. Their males. Only females suck blood. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3144 Bye linda....I'll sue the citronella makers......! 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3145 No worries. It’s the end of the season. They’ll be gone soon. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3146 Oh yeah, I forgot to buy citronella. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3147 Ignore them.....they don’t seem to be biting 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3148 It does seem like the bugs are larger this summer than last. You should have seen the roach I found in the shower this morning. I had to dispatch it with a shovel. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3149 You said mosquitooes don't lift until dusk . 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3150 Maybe next time you’ll remember the bug spray. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3151 Remember, you said, 'Don't waste money on a mosquito service'...Remember? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3152 Not to worry. They never transmit anything around here. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3153 Like I was saying, I . . . 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3154 Sure, it's sad that my wife was abducted by giant murder hornets, but just think of how sad I'll feeling having to dine alone this evening. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3155 Relax. One is for flu and the other is for Covid. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3156 Will you be home in time to make dinner 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3157 I’m so pleased about Amazon’s return policy. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3158 I told you to spray on more DEET 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3159 You might want to pick up a citronella candle while you're out. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3160 Insect life Recruitment: seeking humans without humanity. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3161 They seem uglier and bigger this year. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3162 Did you plan for your gene editing work to come back to haunt you?" 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3163 I warned you about that new pheromone deodorant. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3164 You cried for help. Do you want me to help put your flip-flop back on? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3165 Are you sure you ordered mesquite? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3166 Maybe you should stop using those insect pheromones in your body lotion. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3167 I tried to warn you about those DEET free products. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3168 The look on your face really bugs me! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3169 There's ALWAYS something bugging you. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3170 The label said BIG bug repellent, I suppose BIG musta meant the spray can. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3171 I'd help, but I'm a coward. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3172 I warned you that insecticide would make them mutate! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3173 You distract them while I get the giant can of Off. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3174 2020. What did you expect? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3175 I wouldn't worry too much, that species doesn't carry any diseases. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3176 I told you to light the candles. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3177 So much for donating blood tomorrow. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3178 Ugh, Florida 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3179 Did you forget to put on bug lotion, dear? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3180 All these years, your voice has been like a mosquito in my ear. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3181 I think I'll just go be an insider. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3182 I told you we were being bugged! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3183 I told you putting up that bug zapper was not a good idea. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3184 You know climate change makes everything grow bigger and faster.. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3185 I guess organic lemon eucalyptus oil doesn't work as well as DEET. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3186 Sorry, hon, it’s 2020. This sort of thing was bound to happen”. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3187 Honey, I think they want you to be "Queen For A Day". 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3188 Oh no! The insecticide only made them bigger! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3189 OMG, is this a Deep State thing? “Call 9/11.” 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3190 So much for getting just a little buzzed. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3191 I guess, it wasn’t a great idea vacationing so close to a Nuclear plant. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3192 Up you get, Sharon, maskless Joe — Life is short enough without you infecting our friends and larvae. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3193 You overdid it again with the inspect spray, now they're upset. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3194 Oh, they're annoying, but it's the snakes you have to watch out for. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3195 Next time, Dan, read the label 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3196 They’re here for the double dose vaccine trial I signed you up for. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3197 I appreciate that you are a zero emissions uber on a time frame but I still need my purse, jacket and mask! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3198 And here goes September 2020. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3199 But hun! I didn’t finish my story! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3200 Oops, I guess I forgot about my Zzzzoooom meeting! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3201 But I spent 15 dollars on insect repellent! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3202 The rules are clear: SIX feet away! 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3203 What now? Giant bugs taking over your body? I’m sure it’s all just in your mind, honey. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3204 Eeeeesy does it. No abductions due to the tumultuous year. Just a smidge of triple E will do. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3205 I told you mosquitos literally LOVE me... so you should too! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3206 We need to reopen. The mosquito crisis isn’t that ba... Jessica?! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3207 This may be why cottage rentals have become so expensive... 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3208 Is this what 2020 has planned for October? Honestly, could be worse. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3209 MESQUITE barbecue, I said I wanted MESQUIIITTEEEE!! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3210 Gitchee gitchee goo. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3211 I guess they haven’t worked all the kinks out of CRISPR yet 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3212 Honey, you’re getting carried away again. The mosquitos just aren’t that bad this year. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3213 Don’t complaint - at least you’re going some where 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3214 Honey, you lost your shoe. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3215 Don’t worry honey, only the females bite. 1.1975 0.04785 81 68 11 2
3216 See, this is what happens if you don't register to vote! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3217 Meanwhile, in Florida... 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3218 ‘Well this doesn’t surprise me at all’. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3219 Come fly with me, come fly let's fly away 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3220 hey - at least they're not aliens! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3221 Sorry, we ran out of DEET. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3222 Two Murder Mosquitos? That’s a bit of overkill, don’t you think? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3223 I never said being an actress in a B-Movie would be easy. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3224 What did I tell you about using that natural stuff? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3225 I believe they are trying to increase the genetic variability in future offspring. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3226 They bite. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3227 I told you mosquito repellent was necessary 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3228 i told you you shouldnt leave out humongous mosquitoes on your 2020 bingo card. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3229 Ya I don't think those are the murder hornets they warned us about... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3230 Bzzzz... "Human, you're coming with us, your torturous 'window' traps have killed one too many of our kind!" Bzzzz... 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3231 So the mosquitos ARE bigger in Canada . 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3232 Oh, good. As if we needed one more thing to be unphased by. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3233 It's 2020... Just go with it 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3234 Trouble has happened 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3235 Relax, they're just burglar hornets. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3236 Don't worry dear, they're just taking you under their wing. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3237 It looks like monster mosquitoes are taking my wife. Where’s Schumer and Pelosi when you need them? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3238 Well, this is a buzzkill. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3239 Not even surprising, honey. It's 2020. Good luck. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3240 Don't be frightened, Julie. They're probably friends of Jeff Goldblum. I think he's supposed to be a nice fella. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3241 I wanna go, too!!! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3242 No, this won't get you an absentee ballot 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3243 Have you tried citronella candles? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3244 My brothers said you were a parasite, so we thought you might like to spend some time together! 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3245 They're going to take you to find the kids. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3246 Must be those new ICE mosquitoes. They can smell foreign blood down to 10% non-American. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3247 You said you wanted a place with some buzz 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3248 Hey, hands off of her. She's not that sweet! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3249 When you told me your parents were bloodsuckers, I was hoping you meant vampires. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3250 It"s ok...these are the new CDC guidelines. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3251 You didn't tell me the in-laws were coming to visit. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3252 You said it yourself, "2020 sucks Big Time." 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3253 Please let them take me. I really need a change of scenery. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3254 Giant Kidnapping Hornets unleashed to distract the world from Covid! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3255 See what I mean? These mosquitoes are all over me.” “Relax, dear. You always get carried away when it comes to pests. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3256 It's not as bad as it looks... The old nasal swab test was much worse, believe me! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3257 I thought it was just something people say 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3258 OK, ok, I want a divorce! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3259 With the world's attention turned to a certain other infectious disease, malaria comes back in a BIG way. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3260 Sorry not to help, but as an attorney I think this calls for professional courtesy. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3261 These new drones are out of control 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3262 Will you pick up some beer while you're out? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3263 Don’t miss the milk and cookies afterward. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3264 You said you wanted to be a fly on the wall. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3265 Yea, the Covid vaccine is a lot different than the flu shot 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3266 I thought you were going to give blood at the plasma center.. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3267 You've got mosquitoes on you. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3268 Don't worry, it's only an epidemic. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3269 Thank you for providing lunch to our lawyers. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3270 You said you wanted to try something new. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3271 We’re returning her. Sorry; wrong blood type“ 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3272 I keep telling you to squash them in the spring before they get so big. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3273 Don’t worry. They’ll be dead by evening. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3274 Thanks for taking one for the team. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3275 I'm lucky, they don't bite me for some reason. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3276 You can't leave now. We have the Evans' coming at eight. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3277 Well, the locusts are right on schedule. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3278 Smile! They just want a selfie. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3279 Hey Jude, don't be afraid you were made to go out and get her. The minute you let her under your skin, then you begin to make it better 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3280 Wait, she is a legal citizen. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3281 I didn’t want you to panic... 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3282 And this is why we don’t go camping 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3283 Last summer it was COVID, this summer it’s giant mutated mosquitos 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3284 I told you, these waiters really bug me 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3285 Meanwhile in Fukushima... 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3286 All bites matter, you know. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3287 A backyard feast” Public service announcement recording stop motion animation 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3288 Don’t be dramatic, they’re no worse than seasonal mosquitoes 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3289 Is it too much to ask for you guys to put on some clothes before you come over? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3290 The neighbor's drones are so intrusive! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3291 Another Minnesota summer. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3292 You must have a rare blood type 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3293 You told me you missed flying. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3294 I specifically said to use insect repellant. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3295 Believe me, Honey, it's just the acid! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3296 I guess the natural bug spray doesn't work. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3297 The elliptical bike was better 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3298 No, I'm not bothered by them at all. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3299 I hope you don’t get eaten alive. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3300 Relaxe. The chance they have West Nile is a million to one. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3301 Lionel, I told you to spray the yard for humans! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3302 Classic 2020 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3303 Looks like you are getting the Flew. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3304 I think they are the carriers of the new "Trump Virus" 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3305 Have a nice flight! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3306 I told you we should bring bug repellent 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3307 Maybe I'll live long enough to find out if bug spray causes cancer! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3308 Are you listening to me? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3309 Maybe they're taking you on a drone tour. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3310 Forget the swatter. I'll get the Taser! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3311 We should have just put on our masks when they asked the first time. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3312 Mozzie drones suck... 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3313 They're still angry about Disney. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3314 Before you fly away, could you grab me a beer? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3315 Maybe we shouldn’t have bought the generic bug spray! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3316 I told you the spray wouldn't work. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3317 When you get there, say hi to my ant for me. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3318 They're male mosquitos; they're just groping and gawking. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3319 Trump says they’ll all fly away next week. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3320 Giant insects? C'mon dear, let's not get carried away. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3321 Don't worry. With the current roll back in regulations the FAA thought it would be the right time to authorize a new drone project. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3322 I knew I should have packed the mosquito coil. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3323 Citronella is...PEOPLE 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3324 I had no idea that being a universal donor would come to this. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3325 Wow! What a pheromone you must have! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3326 I knew this vacation was going to suck. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3327 DAMN! I thought you said" Murder Hornets" was a hoax! 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3328 Now what was your reaction to my research? Something about "You're no Charles Darwin?" 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3329 Dammit, Dear, it bugs me you keep breaking lawn chairs. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3330 I told you we should’ve packed the citronella candles! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3331 Adam, you're sitting on the bug spray. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3332 What’s your PIN? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3333 Don't fret. You'll soon be a queen! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3334 But, honey your blood will save their lives! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3335 I think the virus is getting worse. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3336 We should eat them here. If we take them home, the big ones will get them. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3337 I warned you about that inter-species dating app. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3338 Next time, listen to me when I tell you to wear bug spray. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3339 As I said,I don't think flip flops are a good choice for this. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3340 Check the label on the mosquito repellant . 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3341 Wait! My Shoe! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3342 I'm pretty sure it's ticks that cause lyme disease. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3343 Sorry, did I say they are as frightened of you? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3344 I told you - this is a wasp neighborhood! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3345 Stop playing around with the mosquitoes! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3346 taker her please! She already bled me dry 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3347 Man, these mosquitoes get worse every year. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3348 But I thought we already survived through the Apocalypse in June 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3349 Look! We found your flip flop. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3350 I told you climate change was real, Susan. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3351 Can I finish Westworld while you're gone? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3352 How long is too long to boycott Tiki Torches? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3353 West Nile sent in the heavy hitters to stage the COVID coup 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3354 Don’t worry, Aedes aegypti have white markings 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3355 Remember in March when I said 2020 couldn’t get worse? I was wrong....Oh and I’m the one who ate all the Carmel popcorn. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3356 Oh thank god, they’ve come to take me away from all this 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3357 I hear Brazil is lovely this time of year. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3358 You knew downsizing had its challenges. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3359 I told you essential oils don’t work. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3360 Murder Hornets I buy but ‘Napper Skeeters always seemed so far-fetched. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3361 I told you that they're becoming larger every year! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3362 Relax, more people die of the flu each year anyways. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3363 See, I told you they were real. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3364 It’s funny, they never bother me. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3365 Divorce hornets. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3366 You allergic ? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3367 According to their life cycle, they still have another week on their time share. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3368 It's kicking in! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3369 I told you - if you scratch them, they only get bigger! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3370 This isn't what I meant by a weekend getaway. You're getting a little carried away there. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3371 Don't worry. I'm sure it's a mistaken pickup and Amazon will return you for free. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3372 Stay calm; they can only sting once! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3373 I hope we can still be friends. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3374 You're right! The mosquitoes ARE huge here! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3375 Hey Sis, I sold you to another family. Amazon Prime is delivering you for free 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3376 They're our new neighbors from Alaska.... 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3377 Maybe it IS possible to be too sweet. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3378 Don't worry. They’re literature majors. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3379 Seriously? You said nothing would have kept you from hanging out this time! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3380 I could have sworn the news said they were hornets 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3381 oh buzz off Karen 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3382 It’s cool ,we’re just taking her for pumpkin spice. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3383 I guess outdoor dining is a new trend for them too... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3384 Its a Lo-Cust airline 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3385 Less invasive covid testing. Fast! Reliable! No appointment needed! Your nose will thank you! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3386 Citronella doesn't smell so bad now, does it? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3387 I told you to get vaccinated... 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3388 I warned you that avocado toast drives them crazy bigtime. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3389 Relax, it’s the new COVID-19 home self-test kit. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3390 I told you to think twice before moving to Alaska! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3391 You were right. They do like you better than me. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3392 Don't worry, they're females. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3393 The newest Amazon drones need further testing! Peter Eder, DARIEN CT 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3394 I tried to tell you to put deet on. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3395 I thought you were a citizen. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3396 Bloody hell, sweetie! This looks like it going to suck for you. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3397 Maybe I'm not the only one who thought your electronic mosquito zapper was an inhumane idea. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3398 Good thing your smart-phone has GPS, Babe! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3399 I mean, I'm glad we have a vaccine, but I didn't think the side effects would be this bad. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3400 That still doesn’t prove they attack you more than me. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3401 Wait - her sandal! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3402 I told you hydroxychlroquine just doesn 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3403 Forget the fly in my soup. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3404 I told you that insect spray wasn't organic. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3405 When I said "Whisk me away," this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3406 Don't worry. You're a W.A.S.P too 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3407 What do you expect me to do? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3408 This is how they create herd mentality. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3409 There's no point in taking her, she's a cold-blooded bitch! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3410 Six feet away or away by six foot, you had a choice” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3411 You must've bought On! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3412 Now let’s not get carried away, dear. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3413 Ooh, you got the massage? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3414 Honey, I can’t help you with the mosquitos, you saw that I just sat down. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3415 Your vertical forest-urban jungle seem to have yielded unforseen circumstances 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3416 I told you not to post your blood type on Facebook 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3417 Should we panic? They don’t seem organic 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3418 Apparently mosquitos are especially attracted to people with type O blood. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3419 They do seem bigger this year, but I think you're getting carried away by you're worst fears. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3420 Wait, so when you said that your bosses were sucking your blood... 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3421 So much for your pronunciation principle. I find diethyltoluamide rolls off the tongue. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3422 Wow! This is what he recommends for prevention. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3423 I told you Mosquito Island was a bad idea. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3424 Must have fainted. Swarm in here. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3425 Don’t worry; I don’t think you can get malaria from that species.” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3426 Yeah, it’s still 2020. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3427 Don't worry honey, the bigger ones don't bite. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3428 Not again! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3429 Sorry that I laughed when you said you’d be eaten alive without bug spray. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3430 A little late in the season, but that’s 2020 for you. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3431 If they’re not biting you, I don’t see what the problem is. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3432 I was just thinking about dinner too. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3433 Mosquitoes are more attracted to pregnant women. Is there anything you need to tell me dear? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3434 I told you the mosquitoes get worse in the fall 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3435 Farewell my Queen. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3436 At least the hydrochloroquine came in handy. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3437 Did you use DEET 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3438 Funny, they don't seem to be bothering me. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3439 It's ok. We received the malaria vaccine last year. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3440 I knew your petition to ban Stephen King books from the library would have consequences. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3441 That's exactly what bugs me about you. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3442 You could at least show a little empathy.“ 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3443 I’ve been telling you voter suppression is a problem! They’ll do anything to stop Democrats from getting to the polls! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3444 You said you wanted an air bnb! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3445 Did you forget to use the insect repellant again? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3446 Relax Sharon. I'm pretty sure male mosquitos are harmless. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3447 Are you sure you don't want my DEET? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3448 Looks like being cold-blooded does have it's upside after all. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3449 Everything's supersized these days. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3450 I told you Florida was a bad idea, but you wouldn’t listen. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3451 You're evidently new to Minnesota." 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3452 I told you last spring that we should get a mosquito spraying contract this summer 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3453 I know my parents are behind this! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3454 So that's what those murder hornets were running away from! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3455 You’re upset? I don’t have my cellphone on me. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3456 They got annoyed by the way you kept telling me to bug off . . . 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3457 I told you - Deet! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3458 Take me with you. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3459 Mosquitoes are really attracted to you! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3460 You look very trapped, do you need assistance? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3461 At least they don’t bite anymore. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3462 Wherever they're taking you may be an improvement. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3463 Silver lining, they haven't stung you yet. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3464 I thought they said “murder HORNETS.” 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3465 Careful honey, they're endangered 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3466 Don't forget your hand sanitizer! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3467 Buzz Buzz 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3468 Come fly away with me 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3469 No, Honey, they are not my parents! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3470 So it's Minnesota, ay. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3471 Will show you our badges when we are up in the air. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3472 Thanks to genetic engineering we no longer worry about dengue fever. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3473 If a reverse doesn't work, try a half nelson. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3474 Maybe 2020 can get worse. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3475 I told you I had a big mosquito problem. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3476 Maybe less of the organic honey soy sunscreen next time 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3477 That's a bingo. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3478 You just had to get buzzed, didn't you? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3479 Still a hard pass on DEET? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3480 I'm telling you, honey, I won't let a couple of mosquitos ruin the afternoon for us. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3481 The blood drive really stepped up their recruiting this year 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3482 Oh dear, I think you’re being abducted by giant killer mosquitoes. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3483 Hey, you're the one who out grew me. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3484 I told you it wasn't my imagination.. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3485 Honey, I forgot to tell you I microwaved a wasp’s nest. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3486 we do live in Texas 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3487 Don't panic Dear, there's only two of them and they will soon disappear ... just go away. Besides, our 401-K is doing great. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3488 So, if there is a next time, you'll wear repellent? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3489 Don't worry. You're not their blood type. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3490 You must be a b positve 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3491 What a buzzkill. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3492 Bob and Mary wanted to be flys on the wall in their sex therapists office 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3493 It's that new perfume of yours. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3494 This is the second-worst vacation I've ever been on 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3495 Nature friendly” is a one-way street; I’ll stick with DEET. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3496 I heard that Type O blood's their preferred vintage. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3497 Well, we were warned that their were some nasty bugs going around... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3498 Honey! They’re a season early! They weren’t supposed to come until AFTER the killer wasps. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3499 They say the coronavirus isn't transmitted by mosquitoes. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3500 I think you put on too much mosquito propellant. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3501 I told you citronella candles don't work... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3502 They think you'll be good for their children. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3503 At least we’re not plagued by locusts. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3504 We're being summoned to a climate change meeting by a new species. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3505 I told you to use more spray 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3506 Honey, can you get me another beer before you take off? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3507 I think you'll have more luck on Bumble. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3508 Don’t worry, honey, they say the big ones can’t actually bite you. 1.1781 0.04913 73 63 8 2
3509 Hey, kick off the other one. You won't be needing it. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3510 They know better than to mess with me. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3511 It was only then that Belinda realized that her Tinder hookup's slack expression and lack of movement were because he was simply a clever lure created by Tennessee's crafty and infamous Trap Mosquitoes. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3512 Insects or not, they're family 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3513 Just blow in its ear. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3514 Honey, you've got to stop saying, 'I wish something would just swoop down and carry me off to LaLa Land.' 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3515 Sorry... they're an endangered species. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3516 Monsanto is in the house 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3517 Welcome to Texas! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3518 Sorry honey, but you know I'm allergic 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3519 Uber has gone totally emission-free. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3520 You said you wanted to be a fly on the wall.....now you will get your chance! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3521 Did you know that only female mosquitos bite? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3522 I only asked for one UBER 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3523 I told you Brobdingnag was a bad vacation choice. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3524 I don't think they're that bad. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3525 I said I wish I could fly, not that I want to be abducted by flies! 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3526 Looks like you narrowly missed being selected Queen Bee! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3527 Don't fight it, Evelyn, it's pheromones. 1.1781 0.04509 73 62 10 1
3528 Have her back by midbite! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3529 Sorry dear, I traded you for a round of golf at Pebble Beach. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3530 Watch out! Dad will flip if you broke his Adirondack chair. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3531 Well you say that there are mosquitos,but if so,they are not biting me. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3532 We are your summe your buzz kill. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3533 Say hello to my exterminator" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3534 Be careful, they’re not wearing masks. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3535 Don't worry, Sweetie. Their wing-to-proboscis ratio indicates that they couldn't possibly carry you farther than 3 feet. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3536 See ? Invasive species ARE a problem. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3537 What do you mean, "knock knock, who's there"? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3538 If you want a weed-free lawn, you have to take some risks. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3539 I told you to use more repellent. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3540 Are they bugging you? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3541 I invited Frank and Mildred over for dinner. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3542 This is what happens when republicans cut funding for the HHS! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3543 Who doesn't believe murder hornets exist now? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3544 You are on their chair 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3545 I told you to wear bug spray 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3546 Any second thoughts about not using DEET? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3547 Weird, I'm just not getting bit. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3548 It's all in your head. I don't feel like they're about to carry me off. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3549 Don't worry - they only eat the heads of males. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3550 Are we sitting in the Samsas' seats?” 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3551 I think they are called 'can see ums.' 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3552 It"s the new IRS audit procedure. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3553 Remind them we're expecting guests and you need to be back within the hour! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3554 I told you that N,N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide was better than getting bitten! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3555 I understand its a no-frills flight. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3556 Don't panic, they're just kidnapper hornets! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3557 Look, whatever repellent you’re using - it’s doing the exact opposite 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3558 It's a new ridesharing company called, "Flyght". 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3559 Unfortunately, when I got to the head of the line, they ran out of Guardian Angels." 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3560 This vacation planet sucks. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3561 Ok, so I guess I'll get dinner on my own. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3562 Hey mister, mind if we borrow the little lady? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3563 I can never remember if its probosces or proboscises. Anyway, they've each got one and they're both ginormous. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3564 I don't think the mosquito repellent is working. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3565 I warned you about the Louisiana swamps,but noooooo! They are so big down here they have first and last names. Let me introduce you to Joe Biden and Bill Clinton. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3566 Wow! If they bring you back, you musty be really bad. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3567 Still don't believe in evolution? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3568 No, these are the 'Mugging Hornets' 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3569 I told you at the DMV: organ donor is after you die, blood donor is now! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3570 Do the mosquitoes seem a little worse to you this year? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3571 Oh! And, I used the last of the Off! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3572 Insects have been much more aggressive since this pandemic began. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3573 No it's not sexism. You are really the best person for the job. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3574 THOSE aren't UBER drones! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3575 I accidentally microwaved a mosquito once...I knew I should have killed it right then and there. That's on me. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3576 What did you expect? They are delivering an airborne virus. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3577 That was when we finally decided that 2020 had jumped the shark. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3578 These hard Adorandak chairs have always bugged me. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3579 I told you not to use that all natural, organic, sustainable, doesn’t work bug spray 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3580 Oh, bugger! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3581 Quick, cover your ankles. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3582 You've got to learn to start saying 'no'. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3583 You went to Krispy Kreme again this morning, didn’t you. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3584 I heard that Trump had persuasive ways of getting your vote.... 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3585 Oh, I forgot to mention—I invited the Flies. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3586 Just so I understand. You'd rather be kidnapped by giant mosquitoes than go to your mother's forThanksgiving? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3587 I'll get out the Calamine lotion, good thing we bought it at Costco! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3588 I told you that those "natural" bug repellents don't work. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3589 Quick, take her into the woods before the big guys get here! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3590 Had enough fresh air? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3591 Those genetically engineered mosquitoes they released have created quite the buzz 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3592 Huh, I'm not getting bitten at all. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3593 That's some buzz you got on, Babe. Like, wow. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3594 You said you wanted a bigger "prick". 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3595 Really, you can't call Uber like everyone else. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3596 You should have donated in the office honey. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3597 On the upside, they don't sting. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3598 Late on your taxes again? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3599 I told you not to brag so loudly about your positive antibody test. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3600 Don't worry. They're just Kidnap Hornets. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3601 I told you to buy “Off” not “On!” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3602 Uh, oh...divorce hornets. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3603 Remind me to telephone the pest control people on Monday. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3604 Sorry, but you got within my 6 foot bubble. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3605 Actually, I don't think the bugs are worse this time of year. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3606 Don't worry, they are just correcting your posture. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3607 So much for it being safer outdoors. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3608 On the bright side, recent research shows that mosquitoes don't transmit coronavirus. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3609 I warned you they would adapt to repellent. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3610 Still worried about the sand fleas?! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3611 Oh no, the deet is wearing off. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3612 Now this!? And we've still got three more months of 2020 to go. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3613 Uh oh, looks like the mutants are getting even 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3614 I'm so sorry; they always get excited when they meet someone new. 1.1781 0.04065 73 62 11 0
3615 Nah, it's cool. This still isn't the worst thing that's happened to me this year. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3616 The police aren’t enough. I think I should call the SWAT team 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3617 The outdoors is so draining. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3618 Forgot the Deet? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3619 I told you you should stop playing Sinatra’s “Come Fly With Me” so loud. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3620 Oh no don’t take Shelly. No please. I beg you. Where will I ever meet another like Shelly? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3621 Don't panic. I'll call 911. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3622 Looks like you have just been ordered drone delivery. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3623 I told you to buy some Raid! 1.1781 0.04509 73 62 10 1
3624 The bright side is, you'll get to be their queen. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3625 Don’t worry. I’ll save your seat. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3626 Vrap, lkjen lkjcc jeek piu yke. > TRANSLATION: Yes, this the one who can teach us to read. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3627 They will bring you back Monday. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3628 never mind dear, I have your flight plan 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3629 My co-workers from Etymology are here to pick me up. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3630 People are saying my response is the best response they have ever seen! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3631 Well, you scoffed at me when I said they were aggressive this season. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3632 I'll call the exterminator. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3633 Happy birthday, Dear! Personal trainers in the time of Covid! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3634 I told you not to buy that cheap mosquito spray. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3635 Do you remember when getting bit by mosquitoes used to worry us? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3636 Why do you get to be saved from 2020? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3637 Hey, can I come too? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3638 I miss when we just took a little taste. When did we get so gluttonous? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3639 Need ointment? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3640 OK humans! First the bug spray, then the swatter, now the bug light... Enough is enough! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3641 I have friends in hive places. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3642 Nothing personal. I'm just exercizing my return option. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3643 You are so right! They love you!! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3644 Isn’t it a little late in the year for this? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3645 Just when we thought 2020 couldn't get any weirder... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3646 please ! ! ! don't bug me again ! ! ! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3647 It’s safer than flying commercial. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3648 I’m sorry, I don’t mean to bug you. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3649 I'll go to the store and buy a few gallons of hydrocortisone 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3650 That insect repellent backfired. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3651 Honey, bugs are just a minor nuisance of the outdoors bliss! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3652 Want me to light a citronella candle? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3653 Isn't that terrific? They're singing "Come Fly With Me"! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3654 How was your flight? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3655 This one looks juicy, let's try her first! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3656 Be back in time to fix supper. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3657 Well, you asked what else could happen this year. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3658 Looks like you installed the contact tracing app on your phone. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3659 Its your climate denial karma Joan. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3660 They'll settle down after sunset. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3661 Yes, she’s O-. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3662 My bad, sweetie. I just thought my new HGH spray would really make our roses pop. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3663 That’s weird. I lit the citronella. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3664 I told you the citron candles are useless. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3665 At least the mosquitoes aren’t biting... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3666 They grow up so fast 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3667 It could have been a 'peaceful transition' you know... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3668 Well, I mean you did kick the nest. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3669 I'd gladly accept this fate over four more years 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3670 Looks like you got your own pests. But trust me my FB friends are annoying!!! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3671 I hope that removes any doubt that I am Lord of the Flies 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3672 See? I told you you should have taken some B-1. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3673 Honey relax! It’s just like swimming with the dolphins! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3674 You call this relaxing? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3675 It's 2020, I'm used to it by now. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3676 Quick! What's your pin number? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3677 I thought you said you wished for two large Mojitos! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3678 Girls night out again? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3679 Did you spray for or against? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3680 Wait ‘til you see the flies. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3681 I see what you mean. You really do have a big bug problem out here. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3682 You really aren't ticklish. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3683 I think these don’t carry a virus, they carry the patient! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3684 Quit whining about the mosquitoes,wait til one of the roaches thinks you're his soulmate. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3685 Honey,I grew the mosquitos! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3686 I guess I forgot to check for standing water in the backyard. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3687 I concede that this is a setback, but I would challenge your assertion that 2020 is “the worst year ever....” 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3688 So much for the citronella mist. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3689 We call it kidnapping. They call it rendition. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3690 Did you know that their scientific name is "culicidae"? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3691 You should have left out the part about being daddy's little princess. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3692 I said get me a Mojito, not mosquito! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3693 Wow Karen, that's it ,you got the last square you needed to win on your 2020 bingo card. Congratulations 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3694 I'm convinced this must be one strange dream, so I'm just going to sit here and watch... Okay, babe? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3695 Don't worry, the CDC indicated Zika cases are down. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3696 I blame Rachel Carson. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3697 They say they are attracted to some people more than others. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3698 I warned you not to wear that perfume. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3699 OMG, I brought the bear spray not the bug spray. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3700 " They're showing a clear preference for your pheromones." 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3701 Remember, you're the one who wanted to vacation in Alaska. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3702 I warned you about slapping their friends. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3703 Sucks to be a type O. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3704 Skin So Soft only works so much. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3705 Call me when you get to your mother's. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3706 Sorry, hon. This was the last square I needed for my bingo card. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3707 Husband decides to watch his wife be taken by outside worldly problems. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3708 Remember you wanted to live next to Jurassic Park. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3709 I told you, shorts is asking for it! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3710 I thought they would never get here. Bon Voyage! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3711 Tell them you gave at the office. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3712 I’d be glad to pay for an Uber. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3713 Quick, how do I work the washer and dryer!? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3714 I’m attracted to other people. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3715 I guess it's pest control. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3716 Huh...mosquitos don't ever seem to bother me 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3717 I’ll wake up soon,” said Gregor uneasily 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3718 2020 ain't over yet, fella. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3719 I guess you are sweeter than me 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3720 It turns out it’s not safe outdoors. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3721 Alien race recalls experimental Karen bots after reports of mass spontaneous combustion 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3722 My sandal! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3723 I’ll be there in a sec, honey, let me just put this on tiktok 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3724 You always so dramatic about how much mosquitoes love you 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3725 Well, this is very Kafkaesque. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3726 This is what I get for killing their family members 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3727 I still say an Uber would be easier. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3728 I guess this means summer is finally over. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3729 You forget to light the citronella candle one time... 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3730 I knew we should’ve kept our masks on 🤦‍♂️ 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3731 I told you, there aren't MANY mosquitoes here at all. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3732 And at the instant she knew, she ceased to know. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3733 Don't look so surprised, it's 2020 dear. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3734 Wow, you really do sound like helicopters. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3735 See you in 2021 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3736 I don't know why you always insist they're more attracted to you than me. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3737 And that was when Roger realized mosquitoes were friends. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3738 Take her. We didn’t have a prenup and I was freaking out! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3739 Someone must have stepped on a butterfly. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3740 Martin felt awful as April was carried away due to his own cowardliness. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3741 At least be home for dinner honey 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3742 While you’re out, grab some toilet paper and don’t forget the bug repellent this time! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3743 They always said, she was the best host! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3744 Well, the locusts finally arrived. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3745 Six feet please! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3746 If you keep completely still, they won’t bother you. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3747 Giant mosquitoes seems about right for 2020. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3748 I told you to wear bug spray this time. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3749 Wow, everything really is bigger in Texas. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3750 I thought you said the murder hornet wasps were just a red herring plot twist of 2020?!?! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3751 if it were any other year, i would be shocked 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3752 I’d tell them to stop, but I like their policy on immigration. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3753 Believe it or not, you’re better off with us 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3754 I should have chosen the non-organic bug spray. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3755 Ride-shares ARE different different upstate. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3756 It’s called draining the swamp, Susan. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3757 2020 Is becoming predictable 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3758 I hear oregano oil works for some people. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3759 You’ll be fine. They’re not murder hornets. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3760 Come now, you love to dance once you get started. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3761 I told you taking a vacation to Alaska this summer was a bad idea. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3762 What are you talking about? I never see them. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3763 Since I literally can’t sweep you off your feet to the Bahamas for our 20th wedding anniversary, I thought, ‘Why not hire a couple of gigantic mosquitoes to do it for me’. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3764 I'm just saying, this never happens in fall. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3765 That’s what we get for downsizing. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3766 Oh, you thought outside was safe? Think again. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3767 They’ve really upped the ante with these new government surveillance drones! I begged you not to bad mouth our new alien insect overlord President! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3768 David ! Don’t just sit there! Get my flip flop 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3769 I don’t know what you’re talking about; I don’t feel any mosquito bites! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3770 My anxiety is lifting me up and not letting me land anywhere.. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3771 Trust us, he’s not your type 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3772 First murder hornets and now kidnapping mosquitos. I'll wait here for the ransom demands. . 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3773 This is why we get citronella and not the knockoff stuff but nooo, you wanted to skimp 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3774 These blood drives are getting pretty aggressive. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3775 I remember a time when this would have been alarming. To be honest, I’m a bit jealous of you dear. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3776 I think you were right about weed legalisation 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3777 . “Stop complaining, you’re the one who wanted to vacation in Alaska.” 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3778 you do drone on, dear 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3779 It’s because we had such a mild winter. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3780 Oh, I forgot to tell you — the neighbors are coming over for dinner. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3781 Behind on blood money? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3782 Congratulations, this is your reward for swatting 1 million flys. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3783 Don't worry--they can't transmit COVID. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3784 I told you taking all the B12 was a bad idea. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3785 At least you won’t have to wear a mask 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3786 Before you go, where is the changer? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3787 I told you to spray before we left the house. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3788 Should I get the fly-swatter? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3789 I told you we shouldn't come in August. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3790 Yoga, organic food, filtered water, good health but there is a price 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3791 I don't know where you are going, but I will find them and I will kill them. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3792 Relax, they are from Amazon. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3793 I am totally bugged out. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3794 Meant to tell you, I used up the Off spray. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3795 Why'd we move to such a WASPy neighborhood? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3796 Use this organic mosquito repellent I made, you said . The store bought brand will give you cancer. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3797 And the repellent smells how bad? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3798 This will definitely be a blood ransom. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3799 Goodbye, Rhonda. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3800 Let's ditch California for Michigan, you say.... 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3801 I said spring break in the best time to visit me in Atlanta—not summer vacation. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3802 Tell me again what you said about Roe v Wade? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3803 I see a great potential in you. Let the man sit. You are one of ours now. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3804 Yeah, not as many as last year, but they definitely seem bigger 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3805 Don't get carried away. They're just bugs. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3806 You may take my wife but you can't take my pride. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3807 I shopped around, and they pay more than the Red Cross. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3808 Don't fret Marge, it's Trumps ER new health program. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3809 See! I told you I never get bitten. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3810 Stinger 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3811 I told you they were deciding whether to eat us here or take us home! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3812 I’ll line up blood donors. What’s your blood type again? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3813 You should have used the real stuff. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3814 Told you we should have lit the citronella candle. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3815 Stop whining. Only the females actually bite. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3816 I told you, you should've packed bug spray Karen 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3817 If it’s not one thing it’s another! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3818 Are you in your testy-pesky mood again ? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3819 Great, now who is going to cook dinner? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3820 Thank god I took my malaria medication 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3821 See? I told you the citronella works. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3822 'Those 'Save the lady' heroes are so 20th Century 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3823 Take the pill that makes you small, you said, you will love living in a small world, you said, well Alice this one is on you! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3824 I told you it's gotta have DEET, but you know everything... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3825 Its just a simple transfusion.... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3826 I thought it was the 'killer bees' we were supposed to worry about, not the ZAP mosquitoes. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3827 Thank god it’s just Zeka and Malaria! It could be the dreaded flu-bug and Covid. You did get you flu shot, yes?” 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3828 Wow, honey. Sorry I doubted you. You really are only 110 pounds. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3829 That looks like my back yard. Awful mosquitoes here in DC. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3830 Hey Carol- Quarantining not so boring now 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3831 Go ahead take my wife...she makes a mean Bloody Mary”. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3832 Amazon drones provide Both delivery and pick-up service. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3833 This is what happens when you zoom in. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3834 I said: no citronella 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3835 I ALREADY VOTED! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3836 It's what you get for suggesting we vacation on the Mosquito Coast. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3837 You just had to buy this house under transmission lines running from a nuclear power plant through a swamp. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3838 Karen, I told you the DEET free repellent doesn’t keep them away! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3839 While you're up, will you call Dr. Jones and tell him I need to go back to a full dose of my meds? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3840 I've always said you were sweeter than me. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3841 I don't think they're the Nile virus kind. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3842 I told you we shouldn’t have bought so close to the toxic waste dump 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3843 If you're not back by supper, I'll leave something in the fridge for you 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3844 I told you that red outfit attracts too much attention 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3845 So much for your sister 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3846 Remember the radiation leak at that nuclear power plant accident? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3847 Did you spray the bug repellent as directed? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3848 Seriously, Linda; just don't move. They will take what they came for, and it will be all over soon. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3849 The good news is that they're the only mosquitoes in the entire county. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3850 Not all mosquitoes, honey. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3851 Use deet," I said. "No," you said, "It smells funny. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3852 You'll do anything to get out of finishing a discussion! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3853 I told you to buy the repellant with DEET 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3854 That’s what you get for yelling at me to “buzz off”! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3855 City Slickers - not cut out for this! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3856 You said I was nuts when I told you there was a white squirrel with red eyes in the back yard. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3857 Don't worry, your not allergic to those 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3858 Huh. They really do love you. 1.1711 0.04348 76 65 10 1
3859 Told you we should’ve sprayed 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3860 I don't understand why you're so annoyed by the bugs. They never bother me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3861 Dear, I told you to stop drinking those Bloody Marys. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3862 Geez, fine, I'll see you tomorrow. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3863 I told you to spray yourself with Off. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3864 My 2020 bingo card is now complete 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3865 OMG, i don't have my phone! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3866 Wanted to travel, but not that badly. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3867 The paparazzi have finally noticed you. Happy now?' 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3868 Vacationing at Chernobyl does have a downside. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3869 This must be nature's way of telling me that you're not my type. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3870 You're getting in the pool Susan, no more excuses 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3871 I guess bug spray does expire! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3872 Jeez these guys are almost as pushy as the Red Cross 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3873 That's gotta be a first, a wasp catching a White Anglo Saxon Protestant. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3874 That's it, dear. Pandemic or no pandemic, our next vacation will be at a hotel. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3875 Must you leave so soon? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3876 'Piquant', dear, always said you are very 'piquant'. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3877 Don't go into the light. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3878 I told you, honey, the bank was gonna suck you dry. You should have listened. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3879 I thought you've put the kids to bed. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3880 I told you your outfit was too revealing 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3881 It’s no big deal. They don’t eat their mate. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3882 I told you we had a mosquito problem. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3883 Not sure but I think you are being recruited for the United States Space Force. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3884 Watch out for the fly paper on the way out. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3885 They seem to be attracted to Carbon Isotope No. 12 and Chanel No. 5 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3886 Honey, don’t panic. They smell fear. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3887 This might be enough for the next lockdown! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3888 What about me? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3889 I have a permit for that fly swatter, I swear! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3890 Honey, I'd love to help but, but, but, ... you know how badly I react to mosquito bites. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3891 Murder for hire Hornets,coming in 2020! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3892 I told you to pay extra for a screen-in patio! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3893 Mosquitos want my blood” don’t be so o-negativ 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3894 It’s just blood. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3895 Ya know, I saw this in a movie awhile back 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3896 Don’t fight them Babe! They just want to carry you off and make you their queen. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3897 Jen - Please believe me! I ordered two MOJITOs! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3898 Did you expect a Arctic Swarm to be a Polar Vortex? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3899 I told you to use insect repellent before you came out! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3900 I told you that those cheap store brand citronella candles would never work! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3901 I think you’re getting carried away by things 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3902 Like I've told you: insects, dinosaurs, reptiles -- they're all organic; it's those robots we've got to watch out for! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3903 Bugs, am I right? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3904 You're just getting carried away again, Agnes. You are not being eaten alive. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3905 I thought West Nile could be a fun distraction. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3906 Buzz off then 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3907 I told you to buy the one with DEET. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3908 Thanks Obama 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3909 Told you they were huge. Bet you wish you used my smelly bug spray now. 1.1690 0.04005 71 60 11 0
3910 I forgot to tell you; I volunteered you for the blood drive. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3911 I hear their buzz is bigger than their bite. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3912 Apparently, “YOU are our new Queen” was not spam. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3913 I suppose you’ll hold it against me for forgetting the bug spray. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3914 Quickly! You take her home. I gotta erase this guy's memory, again! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3915 Did you read the fine print on that new citronella candle? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3916 Yes, they're big up here, but they're Minnesota nice. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3917 Told you about stirring up that large hornets nest. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3918 We had a really wet spring. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3919 I told you that all-natural bug spray never works! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3920 I know we haven't been out in a while but i didn't remember insects being so big 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3921 Bartender, I believe I ordered double mojito's. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3922 And I thought you were a parasite 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3923 I guess it’s this or corona 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3924 Let’s not get carried away, here 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3925 It’s just a bug, it’s no worse than the regular flu. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3926 Buzzfeed needs to take it down a notch 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3927 Honey,you are were a buzz kill in high school and they came to get their revenge. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3928 State bird 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3929 I told you asking “what else could go wrong this year?” Wasn’t a good idea. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3930 Don't worry. They can't spread COVID. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3931 It's hard to help with most of my blood gone. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3932 Wow, and I thought that I attracted mosquitos! These girls came all the way from the Amazon. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3933 Like I always said, you just never learned how to relax. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3934 Bee Positive! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3935 Now would be a good time to invest in citronella. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3936 Ok honey, I agree, we'll try a different bug spray next time. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3937 honey , what level of jumanji is this ? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3938 At least you didn’t have to take a cab... 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3939 Careful, mosquitos can carry disease. And you, apparently. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3940 I happen to think this is a particularly GOOD time to ask where you left the bug spray. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3941 Organic repellents are so much better. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3942 It increases the chances of conception. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3943 You know I've always enjoyed how you can get carried away dear, but this is a bit much. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3944 Your fragrance lacks insecticide." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3945 Honey, try to focus on the pluses, no fires or earthquakes here. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3946 Gosh, you’re really getting eaten alive, there. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3947 They advertise unlimited leg room Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3948 A cheap, COVID-free vacation in Canada, you said! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3949 Wait! We're not supposed to go anywhere. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3950 Because I am type negative. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3951 Great! What will I tell the kids? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3952 You said anything was better than ghosting. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3953 Next time use a stronger repellant 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3954 It’s 3 o’clock in Minnesota, what do you expect? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3955 What do they think I have that they want! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3956 I told you your cologne really smells delightful! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3957 Don't worry. They're not corona viruses.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3958 Who have your helicopter parents sent to save you this time? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3959 I told you not to wear... Wait! they’re humming “Fly Me to the Moon”. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3960 George did tell me that the blood drive has become quite competitive. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3961 That’s what skeeters do to cheaters! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3962 "Put on the mosquito repellent" I said "But it smells and it's oily" she said "Enjoy your flight" I sai 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3963 OMG, it's true!!! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3964 "You're the one who wanted to move to New Jersey." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3965 Normally I’d say “Swat ‘em.” In this case, I have to say “No ... sudden ... moooovements.” 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3966 Sorry hun, they seem very determined. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3967 This is why I put bug spray on! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3968 They're really bad this year" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3969 I just asked,'Is it 'mosquitos' or 'mosquitoes'? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3970 Yes, they are huge but we should be grateful the mutant flies are friendly aliens. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3971 2020 couldn’t get any worse, huh? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3972 I told you Eucalyptus does not work. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3973 Gee, the mosquitoes are big in Alaska! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3974 No matter what happens, keep my work messenger status on green. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3975 I told you to ignore them, but no, you just had to swat that one away. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3976 I told you to use the insect repellent. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3977 Nature is healing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3978 I still say on balance GMO's are a safe and healthy part of our ecosystem. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3979 I told you to wear the bug spray. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3980 I told you mosquitos were attracted to you 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3981 Relax - they're males. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3982 Good news – Male mosquitos don't bite, but I'm pretty sure they're going to take your car keys. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3983 I invited my lawyers to help clarify the terms. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3984 I’ve always said you’re better off going with a name brand bug spray. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3985 These new credit card fees are a real pest 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3986 That reminds me, my family’s lawyers want you to sign a pre-nup. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3987 Forgot to pay the cable bill again, did we? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3988 See what happens when don't put on mosquito repellent. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3989 I told you, 'In Texas, things are bigger, but not necessarily better.' 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3990 So I guess it’s two stars at best for that new organic bug repellent you tried? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3991 Try to show some empathy. You're their last supper.” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3992 The murder hornets are here to drag you to the vaccine trials. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3993 I told you not to use the DEET free bug spray" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3994 Well, I guess we can just chalk this up as another of the horrors of 2020.... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3995 Don't worry, you won't need that sandal. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3996 At least West Nile virus hasn’t reached us yet. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3997 It all started with GMO corn! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3998 I agree, "takeout only" really sucks. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3999 You're O neg - right? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4000 Who's bugging you now, huh? Huh? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4001 Since you're up, could you get me a glass of pineapple juice? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4002 You were the one who wanted to vacation in Florida, Vicky. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4003 I was beginning to think they weren't going to bring you back . . . 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4004 I told you to wear deet. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4005 I tried to tell you that some mosquitos were still around. Tbey get bigger and hungrier at the end of summer. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4006 What’s bugging you now? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4007 Relax! They are males. Only the females bite. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4008 I'll keep dinner warm. Shall I inquire about a transfusion? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4009 We are all bored during this pandemic, Donna, but I guess that experiment of putting growth hormones into the birdbath to "see what happens" wasn't the best idea, was it. Where's the flyswatter? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4010 Maybe 'Honey' wasn't the best pet name 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4011 You're not the only parasitic W.A.S.P in my life, Enola. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4012 « Citronella:What did not kill them made them stronger » 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4013 I'd swat them away but I finally found a comfortable position. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4014 So, I guess a beer is out of the question? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4015 Shoulda worn a mask. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4016 Chill out, hon. They've travelled a long way, and just need a little nosh to tide them over. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4017 The 200 mg hydroxychloroquine is out of stock, but I could back order the 155 mg, with an estimated shipping date of 4-6 weeks. Thoughts? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4018 I told you we should wear our masks. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4019 I better get the Benadryl. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4020 Wear repellent, I said. No, you said. I'm sorry, but I told you so. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4021 Just relax, there's no way they can lift you... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4022 Ok - I'll get the bug spray in a minute. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4023 I told you. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4024 Just ignore them and they'll leave you alone. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4025 In three weeks they will be dead and there will be no record of your whereabouts. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4026 You just had to buy the "all-natural" repellent. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4027 No, they don't need a new queen, just another worker. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4028 The males are the large ones, but don't worry. They don't bite. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4029 You read Lord of the Flies, you knew this would happen. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4030 I warned you not to brag that you were a Covid serum doner. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4031 Maybe you're right Taylor. They really do seem to like your blood type more than mine. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4032 Climate change 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4033 Don't worry honey, I think they're just method mosquitos. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4034 Mosquitoes attracted to female pheromones? Rubbish it's just an old wives tale. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4035 They mentioned something about being concerned with the safety of eating here, so they would prefer take away. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4036 I told you to use the Deep Woods Off. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4037 Maybe you should try a different shampoo. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4038 I prayed that you would understand reverse discrimination, not reverse extermination! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4039 Maybe you shouldn’t have insisted on using the eco-friendly mosquito repellent. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4040 Honey, they aren't that bad. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4041 Don't worry, only the females actually bite. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4042 I told you that cologne attracts them. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4043 The new neighbors are drinking us dry. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4044 No, no, you put the deet on your left foot. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4045 You know the rules, lady first. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4046 I guess your quarantine is up. Back to work! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4047 Text me when you land, and I’ll come and get you. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4048 Jared! What is that? Your 20th pint today? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4049 Uh oh... two flies aliens!! Oh... wow... so huge!! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4050 Should I light the citronella candle? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4051 Who had giant mosquitos on their 2020 bingo card? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4052 I bet they’re taking you to Tripoli. Triple E? Get it? Ha, ha. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4053 I don’t know what you’re talking about Barb. I’m not getting any bites. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4054 What time did you say the cake has to come out of the over? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4055 Yeah, let’s go to Canada to avoid the pandemic... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4056 One of the bottles was a repellent, the other was an attractant. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4057 Give us all your blood and we won’t hurt you. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4058 Don't worry hon, it's very unlikely that mosquitos can transmit COVID 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4059 I guess they have gotten herd immunity from the mosquito spray. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4060 No wait...there are actually TWO bugs in your hair! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4061 They are rough but stay clam and you'll find the multipoint massage very relaxing. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4062 I forgot to mention. I used the last of the DEET. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4063 THEY SOME PEOPLE ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THEM. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4064 I told you not to discount the murder hornets. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4065 Hope you had your malaria booster... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4066 You have been found wanting of buzzworthy news. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4067 So , are you still a global warming sceptic ? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4068 Don’t worry, they’re just checking if you have antibodies! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4069 We ordered two Mojito’s... not two Mosquitos!!! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4070 I knew there was a reason to not Vacation in Minnesota during the Summer! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4071 Or don't use DEET; your choice. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4072 I've tried everything else to lift your spirits....! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4073 The bugs aren't that bad. You're just getting carried away. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4074 The world is gettiing closer, they say. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4075 Wow! Those are huge! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4076 Hey Hon, Have you seen the insect repellent? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4077 Let’s see... do we have any murder hornet spray in the house? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4078 I told you this would happen if you didn't cut back on you Bloody Marys during quarantine. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4079 I guess storks don't deliver mail order brides. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4080 Move to Michigan they said, It’ll be fun they said. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4081 We're lucky the weather is great. Tweet me when you land!" 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4082 Did you know the word 'mosquito' is Spanish for 'little fly?' 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4083 They're just taking you to the blood bank. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4084 Let’s go Mrs. Off 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4085 I told you today was the Mosquito Festival. ---Chuck Gibson, Eugene, OR 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4086 Their bite could be meaner than their bark. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4087 No worries, they don't appear to be Carnivores. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4088 I told you to spray your arms. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4089 It's all those petitions for bees. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4090 Excuse us,madam. We're in need of your contribution 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4091 Do you think we should go inside now Honey? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4092 Do you know what the Summer BBQ Crew does to those who drink pumpkin spice lattes before Oct? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4093 Do you think it is your honey facial 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4094 Well it’s not like they’re really going to hurt you honey, they are just bugs. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4095 At least we didn't go to Long Island. The ticks there are terrible. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4096 Careful Elsie they aren't wearing masks! "Careful Elsie they aren't wearing masks!" 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4097 Damn, they must have heard us playing the bee gees 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4098 Don’t forget to mail in your ballot! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4099 Well, it was YOUR idea to come vacation in Florida 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4100 Huh. I voted by mail" 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4101 But I've already had a flu shot! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4102 A normal day in the year 2020. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4103 She was driving me bzzzzzrk 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4104 Honey, this year can’t get any... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4105 Oh shoot, I left my gender reveal bug zapper in the car” 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4106 We should’ve used the Cintronella candle. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4107 Funny, I always thought it was the stealthy miniaturized drones we should fear. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4108 I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4109 Don’t worry hunny, they are too big to be murder hornets. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4110 Are you sure you put on some mosquito repellant? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4111 The third “E” is for “election.” 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4112 You said you wanted the native experience. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4113 Ma’m, we’re from the IRS - Intravenous division. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4114 Perhaps we should have socially distanced at home after all. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4115 I’ll have a Bloody Mary too please. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4116 I don't think this is what you meant when you said you wanted to get "buzzed" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4117 I guess. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4118 Yeah, but they don't bite. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4119 I told you that the Nursing-a-Grudge Wasp was far worse than the Murder Hornet. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4120 Don't worry. The males don't bite. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4121 Hey guys, who's driving? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4122 Don't worry, they usually just go for the ankles. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4123 Damn, I left my camera in the car. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4124 Wait. Your private jet turns into THIS after midnight? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4125 Your essential oils can’t beat DEET. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4126 Well, the salon did say they were only doing outdoor pedicure specials during the pandemic to keep their employees safe, but this is over the top! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4127 Mosquitoes have gotten bigger, since the lockdown. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4128 You forgot to put on repellant, didn't you? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4129 This is part of Amazon’s new return policy. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4130 Bubba. Rocko. This is Julie, the Yard Fogger. I'll be inside. The game is starting. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4131 Oh, not that kind of seven-year itch. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4132 Rhonda, your chair’s... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4133 On the bright side, no virus transmission. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4134 You've had Corona, it's time for some Lyme. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4135 It's wayyy less awkward than just asking you to leave...and free for all Prime customers. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4136 After 20 years in pest control....I actually have seen worse. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4137 I told you fructose syrup isn't good for you. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4138 I always told you that your blood is sweet. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4139 In the face of the power of unity, how fragile personal power is! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4140 And you thought I was bugging you! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4141 They're "covid-skeeters" from Brazil; if you get stung by them you are immune to the virus, or so someone said on TV. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4142 Don't worry, I 'll go to the blood bank and get a couple of $50 gift cards and you'll be home in a jiff. ' 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4143 I liked it better when we just had murder hornets. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4144 Just don’t bug them about not wearing masks on your flight! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4145 You had me at aloe. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4146 I warned you about overindulging in the pumpkin spice! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4147 If I remember my movies, this can only end well. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4148 Just looked like you needed a pick me up 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4149 Stay positive. Your book will fly off the charts. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4150 Don't be alarmed ma'am, we're with the IRS. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
4151 Geez, did you forget the DEET? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4152 You’re the one that asked “what flights were available during Covid “ so dont blame me sweetie 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4153 They ordered a bloody mary and a tom collins. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4154 It’s ok, dear. They’re not killer hornets. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4155 They're males, they don't bite humans. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4156 I wish I could deadlift my bodyweight 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4157 Honestly, I really hoped it wouldn't end like this. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4158 We should've asked what they meant by "wildlife!" 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4159 As Gregor Samsa awoke he found himself transformed into a giant human being 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4160 Oh my god, you didn't make cocktails yet! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4161 This year sucks. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4162 I told you to put "OFF" on. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4163 I hope you enjoyed your stay in Savannah. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4164 I know honey...it bugs me too 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4165 Oh, Edna, that's gonna leave a mark... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4166 I guess it's just another impact of global warming. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4167 While you're out could you pick up some butter and some blood oranges? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4168 I'm sorry it has come to this. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4169 OK,guys,on three.. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4170 Apparently, they're not fond of my blood type..... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4171 Excuse me Miss, do you have time to speak about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4172 Well, at least they’re not murder hornets 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4173 If you didn't want to be here, you could have just said so. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4174 I suppose you're going to say 'global warming' again. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4175 You really should have listened when I told you DEET works better than Skin So Soft. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4176 There’s always one person they prefer! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4177 the resort says it's half an hour and includes lunch 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4178 As I recall, you were supposed to bring the citronella candles. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4179 NOW who's not wearing enough bug spray huh KAREN. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4180 When I heard that climate change has led to an increase in mosquito populations, this wasn't what I had in mind... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4181 Don’t fret. 2020 is almost over. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4182 Government: Stay Home to protect yourself from COVID-19. Universe: I’ll take it from here. MURDER HORNETS. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4183 I thought YOU paid the exterminator’s bill. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4184 I think you're getting carried away by the mosquito problem this year. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4185 You've been acting weird all day. Is something bugging you? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4186 those extra nutrients in your blood from eating Kale everyday..."it won't make them grow any bigger" you said, "don't worry about it!" you said. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4187 Our episode of Dateline will be original. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4188 Do you think they are angry because we met on Bumble? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4189 What virus? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4190 Siri, place an order for two large burritos 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4191 See Karen, this is what happens when you insist on buying all-natural repellent. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4192 Bugging citizens has gotten out of control. #CanYouHearMeInTheBackNSA #IsThisMicOn ?????? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4193 I know we’re not due til November but the fire-breathing snakes that criticize your life choices are running behind schedule. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4194 You're being detained for the illegal possession of a Class-A bug zapper, and will now face judgment in mosquito court. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4195 Let’s get you to the polls. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4196 We knew this day would come. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4197 Sorry, it’s just more efficient than ghosting. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4198 I worry about you. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4199 Relax hun, these are those genetically modified ones from Florida" @newyorkercartoon 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4200 Honey, you said the murder hornets wouldn’t return until the 2020 season finale?!” “M’Am, wheeezzz ArE NoT Zhee MuRdeR hOrNeTs, we aRe wiz ICE and HaVe QuEsTiONzzzzz forrrr youuuuuu... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4201 Don't panic. I hear the males don't bite. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4202 Told you!!! these Citronella candles are useless...you never listen 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4203 Hun! Hand me my flip-flop, please. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4204 Morpheus, there are bugs in this matrix software! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4205 Quick, honey, help me come up with a believable alibi! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4206 'I guess we oughta start wearing masks.' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4207 You're right. The mosquitoes are a little different here. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4208 Between Dengue and Corona, I choose the former 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4209 Why can’t women just come out and say what’s bothering them? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4210 I told you mosquitos in Minnesota don't carry malaria 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4211 I said you would be a Queen, Honey. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4212 I told you that SPF 5 wouldn't cut it. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4213 Crisper Malfunction 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4214 I didn't believe my cousin when he said they were big enough to mate turkeys flatfooted. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4215 You have been so sweet to me lately. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4216 I think you'll agree that it never should have come to this. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4217 I told you Lady GaGa would like your costume idea. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4218 Based on their hissing and buzzing, I'm sure they're from the President's suburban goon squad. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4219 Honey I don’t mean to be a pest but ummm The neighbors are back 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4220 They want to make you their queen. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4221 Well, technically, they're just mosquitos... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4222 Calm down dear, it's only a few mosquitoes. Let's not get carried away! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4223 They promise to leave some for the leeches 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4224 They won't take my blood because I'm on warfarin. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4225 This is what happens when you get carried away. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4226 Susan, please, we have to go. The Costco closes in 45 minutes, put your shoes on. 1.1622 0.05101 74 63 8 2
4227 Let’s make this quick. The aliens are up next and they’re getting antsy. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4228 Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you that the mosquitoes in the south are the size of Pterosaurs. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4229 Not bitten by mosquitoes, but my grass rash is seriously killin me right now.” (Decided to enter. Because Im literally having a grass rash right now) 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4230 Don’t worry. We’re taking you to a better place. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4231 ‘Human pollination’ 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4232 It’s time. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4233 Sorry - We have a mandatory social distance requirement before we can sting you. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4234 I hope there’s enough. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4235 Guess I got that 'Queen' job. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4236 It’s best to be civil, dear. Remember, no one is out for blood. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4237 Relax, it's nothing but a hoax. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4238 I can see now why you thought something was 'bugging you.' 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4239 Help call 911! Aliens are here! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4240 You'll always be my honey. Now you're theirs! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4241 Well, it is 2020. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4242 Look at the bright side. Oops! I can't think of one." 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4243 Sure is hot today. Muggy, too. Should be cooling down here in a couple, three weeks. It's almost fall, you know. Sure is hot today. Boy, is it hot. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4244 The good news is we'll get our money back on the bug repellant. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4245 It’s a self-adjusting lounge chair that I designed, but I still haven’t gotten the bugs out of it yet. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4246 Now do you think applying Deet is too much of a bother. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4247 New protocol for late appointments at the blood drive, huh. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4248 The lawyers I'll need will hurt more. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4249 Things people say in 2020: “Hey! Giant, man-eating mosquitos aren’t until November!” 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4250 Case in point on taking everything so literally. When I say buzz off, must you get so carried away? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4251 Please take her away. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4252 Don't look at me like that - I told you your divorce attorneys were pair of bloodsucking parasites 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4253 Truth: If two giant mosquito's came right now would you protect me? 1.1618 0.03981 68 58 10 0
4254 They’re out for blood! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4255 Serves you right - for not packing the spray 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4256 Only females bite; males feed on flower nectar. Just sayin... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4257 I have a feeling one bite isn't going to do it 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4258 Not to worry; only females can transmit malaria. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4259 For them testing and tasting are the same thing. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4260 If you had clicked through on the murder hornet link you would have gotten to the kidnap mosquitoes. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4261 Are you sure this is a shamanic journey? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4262 Set her down gently. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4263 Ah Jane, more 2020 fun! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4264 Careful now... They may be carrying malaria. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4265 & you thought the flies in New York were big... welcome to Florida. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4266 Stay healthy! And don't forget to wear your mask 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4267 When you didn't think 2020 could get any worse... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4268 Don’t worry they don’t transmit CoVid . 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4269 There was a spider on my chair! What was I supposed to do? Wait for you to help me? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4270 This is what happens when your nickname is "Skeeter" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4271 The new carry out cuisine in a post climate change world! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4272 And you think I bug you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4273 You're buzzed. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4274 When I heard about murder hornets, I thought it was just more fake news. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4275 What happened to social distancing ?! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4276 They just keep getting bigger every year. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4277 How did the monster hornets know I have stock in Raid? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4278 Relax Honey, the Kidnapper Hornet spray should kill them before they kill you. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4279 Remember when I told you that you coconut oil does have its limitations. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4280 I told you not to talk about Hydroxychloroquine like that. Now,I can 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4281 I TOLD you to use the bug spray Jerry Zaro Harrison, NY 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4282 It was a bee sting! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4283 You’re the one that had to go glamping. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4284 You always said that females should stick together 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4285 Don’t fret. You won’t be needing your flip-flops where you’re going. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4286 I told you to pick up some citronella candles... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4287 Don't worry. They're friendly. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4288 I'd like to help, but they're Republican voters, and we need all the help we can get. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4289 Deet, Deet, I told you to use Deet! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4290 When you said that you came from a WASP family, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4291 So I guess this isn’t the buzz you had in mind when you ordered that cocktail a few minutes ago. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4292 Who had "giant mosquitoes that steal your wife" on the 2020 bingo card? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4293 Accept your fate Sophie, it's 2020. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4294 Just a little pick me up. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4295 This is no time to fly away! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4296 I admit, I thought it was a typo when the advertisement said "Mosquito Expandinators" 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4297 Another reason I switched to turkey burgers. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4298 well ... Miss all-natural-save-the-planet-anti-Clordane-anti-Toxephene-anti-DDT ... mine had DEET and you see ... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4299 Enjoy the ride. Lilliput's idea of air travel is carbon neutral! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4300 Get ready for October, it's going to be a long month 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4301 Maybe those drums weren't in my head. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4302 I told you there was a down side to being so sweet all of the time. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4303 I heard the Covid19 blood antibodies act as a growth hormone with mosquitos. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4304 This is what you get for saying, "come over anytime!" 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4305 Relax, it's just our nosy neighbors. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4306 Don’t worry.. their bark is worse than their bite 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4307 Becky learned the hard way not to mock the tabloid headlines in the supermarket checkout area. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4308 I have heard mosquitos are large in Alaska, but this is ridiculous! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4309 Oh My God! This woman is too heavy to pick up! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4310 Relax. They are both males. Only the females bite. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4311 Don't let it bug you. 1.1618 0.04499 68 59 8 1
4312 I told you that sunscreen smell too sweet. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4313 Now that’s a lot of dino DNA. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4314 I think it's kicking in 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4315 I didn't know you were a carrier honey. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4316 Tell the Queen I said hi 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4317 I heard the mosquitos were big here, but I didn't hear they were so gallant. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4318 Look at this way, it's an opportunity to get out of Dodge. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4319 It's 2020. Same old, same old. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4320 I thought “Grab and Go” dinners were only a human concept. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4321 I told you that mask wouldn't save you. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4322 Uh oh!” They carry the 2020 Denial Virus. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4323 Don't worry. They're genetically engineered males that won't bite. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4324 I didn't realize Jersey mosquitoes were that big! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4325 Let’s get out of the city...you said” “Let’s move to the country...you said” “We’ll have the outdoors to relax...you said” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4326 Must be the election, they’re out for blood! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4327 They just never bother me. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4328 Those don't look like the neighbors... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4329 I told you we should not camp at Chernobyl State Park! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4330 I told you that perfume was attractive to bugs! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4331 I shouldn’t have gone to the cannabis store after 1950’s Sci-fi film festival.... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4332 No, honey, we are out of bug spray. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4333 Didn’t you give blood last week? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4334 I told you not to use Lifebuoy. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4335 Probably should have read the fine print on that new mosquito zapper. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4336 I just dont scratch and in a little while its like I never got bit. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4337 Better you than Me! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4338 Hey! Buzz off! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4339 Swatting makes them aggressive. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4340 No, I mean they're REALLY bad this year. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4341 Don't worry. They just want to show you their vacation slides. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4342 It's no big deal. The president says it's a vaccine. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4343 Oh don't worry, they released these in Florida ages ago. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4344 It's a bird, it's a plane... O sh!t it's a mosquito! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4345 I warned you not to swat that fly. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4346 Now this backyard staycation is starting to feel like a real camping trip 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4347 Looks like you will finally be treated like a Queen. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4348 Wow, imagine how big the dragonflies must be. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4349 Don’t worry. You are only the appetizer course. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4350 Skeeters are like family, honey: They carry your blood! 1.1618 0.04499 68 56 11 0
4351 Office commute 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4352 What's eating at you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4353 I told you it was airborne. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4354 So...the off-brand repellant was a mistake 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4355 Well, at least they're not aliens... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4356 Have you tried essential oils? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4357 I told you to buy the larger size of mosquito repellant. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4358 I suggested a bug repellent, not a bug PROPELLANT ! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4359 Do not forget the mask for the flight 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4360 I knew they’d get pissed off eventually 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4361 Enough with the hysteria. It's only a mosquito bite. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4362 Watch out for your ankles. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4363 Did you use the bug attractor for the Bug Zapper instead of the repellent again? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4364 Did you know mosquitoes prefer pregnant women? Oh, by the way, I think we should start seeing other people. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4365 You gave them the idea when you shouted, "You'll have to come get me you bloodsuckers!" when the collector called. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4366 Okay, but let me tell you about being attacked by mosquitoes. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4367 I've told you, hon, it's a real buzz to have a sun bath during quarantine! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4368 I hope this doesn't precipitate another diatribe about global warming. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4369 Relax a little, honey. They can tell when you’re nervous. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4370 I guess this is the last time we'll do a summer vacation in Minnesota. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4371 Fly with us. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4372 Surprise Blood Donation 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4373 Oh, hey 2020. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4374 Sorry you have to bug out. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4375 Oh no, you forgot the DEET! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4376 I was being very literal when I told you to "bug off". 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4377 Just calmly explain that you may have Hep C. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4378 Bad time to remind you that only the females bite? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4379 You are just imagining things are worse than they are! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4380 I wish you'd tell me what's bugging you. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4381 So much for your bargain mosquito repelent, eh? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4382 Still think bug spray doesn't work? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4383 Oh no, you dropped a flip flop! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4384 This year’s been so insane, what else could possibly happen? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4385 I guess it's that time of the month. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4386 I told you none of those mosquito control companies really use organic spray, but you wouldn't believe me. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4387 Did Homeland Security buy some new drones? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4388 What the hell is bugging you? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4389 Their nest isn’t far. I’ll swing by and pick you up before dinner. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4390 I warned you bug spray wasn't optional. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4391 Sorry, I have another woman flirting in tomorrow. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4392 I hear the mosquito repellent we used is the best! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4393 So where have been dear? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4394 I'd like to help, but I'm not using mosquito repellent, either. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4395 I say go for it. Vacation every winter, and their insurance plan sounds second to none! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4396 Sorry, forgot to tell you, I accidentally spilled the Russian vaccine I ordered from Amazon in the trash can. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4397 Look on the bright side--when you come back you'll be immune to everything! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4398 Swatter weather. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4399 Okay, okay, I promise next time I’ll get the name-brand bug spray. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4400 and then my husband said, 'well that sucks.'" 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4401 Do you guys know Bigfoot?" 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4402 Honey, I thought I told you to pack the one with deet 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4403 'Get out of our backyard. We've had enough of you this year. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4404 Something bugging you dear? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4405 They do seem bigger ths year, but you're getting carried away by your fear of them. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4406 Take it easy. She's ticklish. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4407 It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's Super Bugs 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4408 Apologies, Mr. Quito, but we must borrow your wife. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4409 I guess what happened in the Vegas nuclear test site all those years ago didn't stay there. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4410 Suck it up. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4411 Georgie! drop the keys! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4412 So what's your problem? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4413 Well that's too bad. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4414 Who's bugging who now? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4415 Out here, it's easy to get carried away by the bugs. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4416 'Move to the burbs,' they said...'Lots of nature' they said. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4417 This year is really sucking you dry, huh? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4418 Sweet blondes don’t always have more fun. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4419 I told you not to say things couldn't get worse. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4420 Sure beats the rat race. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4421 I did warn you not to sign up for the vaccine trials! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4422 No, no, you guys! It's my turn to feed you. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4423 I told you we shouldn’t have bought next to a chemical plant 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4424 Covid 19, Cicada's, Killer Hornets, record setting wildfires, a historic number of hurricanes and an absolutely bonkers, crazy election year, so no surprise; giant mosquitos? Goodbye Alice! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4425 (under his breath) “take me. take me.” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4426 Be careful, you have a couple of rather large mosqutoes hovering around you. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4427 You're forgetting a flip flop. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4428 The males don’t bite, though I doubt that is very comforting to you. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4429 I'm telling you it isn't a simple phobia. How many times do I have to tell you it isn't O.C.D. ?! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4430 On the bright side, at least it doesn't itch. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4431 I Told you citronella didn't work on these guys... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4432 Yeah, but you should see how bad they are on the outer banks. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4433 Don't fly off now, we're just getting to know each other.. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4434 Honey, are you OK? You look a little pale. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4435 I expect you remind them of their mom. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4436 You said you were horny. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4437 I know mosquitoes are a big threat but I think people might be getting carried away... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4438 I guess "murder hornet" was a misnomer 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4439 Last time I saw it, it was under the sink. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4440 I think they're from ICE. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4441 Huh! I did not believe the locals when they said that the mosquitoes were big enough to carry you away! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4442 They are unorthodox; but their spa treatment is transformative! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4443 I guess they're staying for dinner. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4444 Don't be so O negative. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4445 I thought they said humans were warm-blooded... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4446 Don’t worry..they’re fake news. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4447 Just give them the Snickers! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4448 I told you that vacationing in Northern Minnesota wouldn’t be relaxing, but you just wouldn’t listen. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4449 Yeah, but you are always complaining. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4450 I'm just sorry it had to end like this. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4451 I think they meant macodosing. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4452 Let's go with more DEET next time. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4453 Just be glad we aren’t living in Minnesota 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4454 I am NOT Bugging you! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4455 Remember that bug you stepped on? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4456 Hmm, I think a mosquito just bit me. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4457 Don't let all the little things bugging you get so big that you just get totally carried away with worry. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4458 I'll call the SWAT team, then your therapist." 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4459 They used to attack my ankles. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4460 That new blood therapy has had some adverse effects! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4461 Having picked you up, they drop you off at your destination. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4462 I guess your Skin So Sift wore off.... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4463 I told you not to use the Tanning Butter! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4464 Before you go, would you mind putting the chair back ? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4465 So...that’s what’s been bugging you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4466 I told you we needed to wear our masks! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4467 Got spray? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4468 the brochure said they are friendly 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4469 The test and trace team are very hands on! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4470 „Jesus, these covid vaccines are getting out of hand” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4471 I mean, it’s 2020. What did you you expect. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4472 Bob, get the citronella grenades. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4473 It's fine, maybe they'll take me into 2021. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4474 I found out ICE agents can be hired and I didn't want to see you anymore. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4475 guys, at least wear a mask 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4476 Keep your legs closed, Harriet. Show’em your teeth! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4477 In the year 2020, fear and loathing took on many shapes and forms. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4478 „Sorry, it is too loud. I can‘t hear what you‘re saying...“ 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4479 I don't think our insurance covers this type of treatment 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4480 I told you, we need to wear masks! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4481 They always go after you, darling. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4482 Looks like they found out you weren't exactly working from home 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4483 But, her emails. . . 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4484 Drain the swamp you said.. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4485 Don't worry sir we are not shallow we see ppl from the inside 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4486 A Henny Youngman 2020 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4487 I told you it was a bad idea to vacation in The South 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4488 Weren’t these supposed to be hornets? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4489 I said 'repellant'" 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4490 You should’ve sprayed bug repellent 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4491 Quick pass me my mask! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4492 Bug off”...the newest reality dating show 1.1618 0.05387 68 58 7 2
4493 Oh, my, what’s next, killer bees?! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4494 These stakeholders are out of control! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4495 Shouldn’t have double parked 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4496 Come back another time I need to fly soon 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4497 I’ve never had issues with mosquitos. I’m sure you’re just misunderstanding their intentions. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4498 Well... 2020. What ya gonna do? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4499 Look on the bright side, honey. At least you won't die of coronavirus now. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4500 This is the new way to get around, fly with fresh air. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4501 Hannity says this is normal Nance 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4502 the aphid-avit you presented were fraudulent 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4503 But they're vegan, right? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4504 I thought I told you to put on some insect repellant, Linda 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4505 We made a deal, honey. It had to be this way. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4506 So what else bugs you, Camille? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4507 Should’ve stayed in India... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4508 Don’t take it personally. You’re just not our blood type. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4509 I would help, but this is pretty on par for 2020 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4510 I knew we shouldn’t have moved to the Midwest 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4511 I found them on Groupon! After what’s happened this year I thought this would be a welcome change. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4512 I told you that you should not have asked, “What else could possibly happen?” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4513 I told you not to eat all those bananas 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4514 This seems like the next logical progression for this year 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4515 I told you that cologne would get you in trouble. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4516 This economy is so crazy these days. Oh shit, watch out! How ironic a mosquito is carrying you away! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4517 Don’t look at me. You’re the one who insisted on Alaska for our honeymoon. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4518 I told you not to open the windows with the lights on 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4519 I thought I was the sweet one 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4520 Karma sucks when you've got a blood sucking personality huh 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4521 Ok, ok. I believe in Jumanji now. I believe in Jumanji now! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4522 Oh, I see your dad Kafka and his brother are not approving our relationship 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4523 Just breathe. You’re buggin’ out. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4524 Honey, I Blew Up the Bugs 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4525 I said put the fertilizer on the LAWN not the POND. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4526 You said bugs love you, I think you should hear what they have to offer 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4527 Can you believe it’s almost October? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4528 Honestly honey, it’s not that bad. Do you remember 2020 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4529 I think those mosquitos are getting more aggressive. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4530 I used to think mosquito bites were annoying,,, but get one of these big ones in the right place, and oh man 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4531 Don't worry the buzz going to wear off quick . . . Dante /L.A. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4532 Don't worry, honey, they're not carrying anything but you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4533 It’s the latest COVID-19 test 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4534 I told you to wear mosquito spray. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4535 Wait! Don't bug out! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4536 COVID Testing and West Nile virus inoculation, now required. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4537 well, you really were starting to bug me 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4538 Hasta la vista, baby! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4539 Just doing her a favour 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4540 I told you Puerto Rico wasn’t a good place to go on vacation in 2020 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4541 While you’re up, could you get some bug spray? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4542 It's the government's response to anti-vaxxers. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4543 I hope you saved the receipt for the mosquito repellent. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4544 The bugs seem a little worse this year 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4545 Move your chair six feet — they’re engineered for COVID. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4546 Just whom is it that’s dropping by today? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4547 Once again a day late and a dollar short. The exterminator is coming tomorrow. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4548 It's not as if we're in Michigan. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4549 They probably just want to talk. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4550 What. you thought you were the only bloodsucker in the world? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4551 Told you that this half price Chernobyl promo was a hoax...! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4552 It's actually probably safer than flying in a plane during a pandemic! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4553 You forgot your purse. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4554 I told you the mosquitos were bad this year. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4555 I told you to stop humming. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4556 Shouldn't have lost the weight, Diane. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4557 The Air Force was overfunded this year. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4558 Don't worry, they're not the infectious kind. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4559 Breathe through it. Imagine they are just misunderstood teenage bees. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4560 Murder hornets strike again. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4561 You’ want me to get your mask before you go ? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4562 Murder hornets finally showed up! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4563 Those ancestry kits can have surprising results" 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4564 Look at it this way, it's the only trip you've taken this year. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4565 Oh my, the social distancing police are out tonight. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4566 It's okay. They're mutant aliens from Area 51. You'll make six alien hybrid embryos and then they'll send you home. Memory wiped. I read about on the Internet. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4567 Try to think possitive! This is their natural behavior, we must accept it. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4568 Mmm Americano! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4569 This resort bites. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4570 I guess you will be missing the Willowby's cocktail party tonight. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4571 My God! Orson Welles was right in 1938! Martians have invaded New Jersey! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4572 So, uh, you feeling buzzed yet? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4573 Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4574 I didn't bring the bug spray because you said I was exaggerating. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4575 I knew you were a WASP. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4576 Ending this relationship has really sucked me dry 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4577 Please take me with you, gotta bee better than 2020! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4578 Don’t worry — this is a hoax and the freakishly large, killer mosquitos will just disappear. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4579 I get the feeling that something is bugging you. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4580 2020 Skeeters. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4581 It’s not a wasp - it’s a hornet!! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4582 And that's 2020. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4583 I warned you - do not brush them off! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4584 don't let the bugs bite 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4585 I TOLD you to bring the fly swatter! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4586 That's so Carboniferous. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4587 Oh no, you didn’t read the small print in the treatment contract! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4588 Your friends aren't wearing masks. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4589 I think I am getting bit. Are you? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4590 It’s the climate, stupid! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4591 Sidewalk dining has been fun for everyone this summer. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4592 And they said 2020 couldn't get any worse 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4593 Don't worry, we'll form a committee to investigate. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4594 Don't worry, you won't need that sandal where you're going. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4595 Don't look so panicked dear. My tee time is not until 2 o'clock. I don't mind making my own lunch today. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4596 I'd fight them but I'm allergic. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4597 The wife-snatching hornets have arrived. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4598 Wait! Are we still on for Friday? Just give me a buzz, ok? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4599 - Is she the Covid denier? - Definitely, she is, take her! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4600 The rise of mosquito-borne totalitarianism was definitely not on my 2020 bingo card 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4601 We talked about this. You're too good for him, Margarette. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4602 You know, honey, nothing in 2020 surprises me...hmm- except maybe my shame at this relief. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4603 I called insects “essential workers” one time! I didn’t expect them to get such a big head about it... 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4604 Just sit in the damn chair, Cheryl. Relax. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4605 I’d take a chance. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4606 I warned you not to make fun of their proboscus. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4607 Wait, I thought we both wanted to relax in the greens..we have predators 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4608 They did say 6 feet apart 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4609 What’re you just going to sit back and watch...!? I can’t hold her much longer! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4610 Bulimia has its downside 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4611 I thought this wasn’t supposed to happen until Season 2 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4612 What mosquitoes? I think you’re overreacting 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4613 Oh, sure, YOU get to fly out of here. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4614 I just don't know, Susan. Feeling drained all the time lately. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4615 I told you that I am Lord of the Flies. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4616 Wow...glad I'm not a universal donor! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4617 They're gettin' smaller every day. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4618 I hate being O negative. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4619 I thought you'd enjoy it over a hot air balloon! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4620 Isn't she so sweet? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4621 I guess our mosquito problem in Lilliput doesn't seem so bad now. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4622 So I guess it was a false negative after all... 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4623 Mentally, I’m here. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4624 I expected the aliens would come next. But not this 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4625 For God's sake! I told you to put on bug repellant. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4626 Well of course if you focus on the man-eating mosquitos, you’re going to going to feel that way, Sharon. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4627 it would be good for you to take your havayanas ... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4628 if you listen and follow their orders you’ll be fine 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4629 Better you than me, dear. 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
4630 Don't panic I'll roll up yesterday's paper and squash them. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4631 This meddling-in-the-election thing has gone too far. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4632 Oh-Oh, it's our late mortgage at that blood bank! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4633 GrowthMatters.. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4634 We want to donate blood, so we are looking for people in need. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4635 Look at the bright side; you will lose some weight. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4636 We’d better eat her here, or else the big guys in the swamp will steal her from us. 1.1519 0.05722 79 72 2 5
4637 Don't worry, mosquitoes don't grow to be that large 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4638 You should've gone to the blood drive. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4639 I told you to wear repellent. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4640 Ladies first" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4641 Let them have your Adirondack "Let them have your Adirondack!" 1 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4642 Maybe it's a new formula for the citronella candle? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4643 I'll look again, but I did not see the Anti-Itch gel in either medicine cabinet. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4644 2020 ~ screw you! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4645 I’d heard of loan sharks, but the mosquitos are new. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4646 I told you, you should have used the one with DEET. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4647 Suck it up already. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4648 Did you forget the spray? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4649 You and your climate change anecdotes—I think you’re getting carried away. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4650 Gregor Samsa formed a PAC for his election campaign. He's using drones for fundraising contributions. It's very 2020. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4651 Another 2020 plague,what's next- death to out first son? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4652 What the hell is bugging you now? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4653 I'm telling you that it's the Climate Change, but I'm not sure how. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4654 I think it might be something in the water. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4655 I'm going to reach for the Flit slowly. Hold your breath. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4656 Honey, I guess they think you're their queen. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4657 Were you expecting a drone? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4658 Not to worry! They'll go away in the Fall. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4659 I warned you about the growth hormones in the plant food. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4660 Is it time to donate blood again? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4661 They’re not practicing Social Distancing! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4662 Pft... that's all you got? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4663 Have you considered voting? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4664 What did you submit to Buzzfeed? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4665 This is no time to play ‘footsie’.” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4666 Relax. It’s clear that they like you. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4667 That last CC&R violation must have been a whopper. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4668 And you thought I would mind being called repellant. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4669 Even on vacation the kids are out for blood! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4670 You know I think we are finally turning the corner on 2020. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4671 Don't worry, the big ones don't sting. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4672 I told you not to make fun of them. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4673 You refused to wear repellent because you preferred your ”Evening In Paris” Cologne. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4674 With all this focus on the Corona Virus, Mosquitoes have to take drastic steps to get attention. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4675 The reviews talked about problems with mosquitoes but I thought some anti mosquito products were enough ... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4676 We should probably buy bear spray from now on. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4677 It's a hoax! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4678 Should I run and get the "deet"? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4679 Use my bug repellant!" I said and you said "No-o-o!" "They won't bother me," you said. "I don't like the smell," you said 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4680 Free market economics is a mausoleum for trickle-down capitalism. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4681 Tell me about your audit. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4682 WHEREVER THEY ARE TAKING ME GOTTA BE BETTER THAN HERE. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4683 Didn't you use any Deet? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4684 Apparently Barr is serious about charging Seattle 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4685 You only have to worry of it's a female" 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4686 I can't believe this is how Amazon picks you up for overtime. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4687 the pain will be worst if you don’t register to vote 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4688 At last, something interesting happening this year. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4689 I told you not to go on that BLM protest! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4690 I told you, you should have changed from that fruity smelling lotion. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4691 How hard would it have been? "Bug Lives Matter" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4692 Not the Kidnap Mosquitoes! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4693 Tell me, is something bugging you? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4694 Don’t sweat it, fellas... You’re actually doing me a favor. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4695 I warned you they would catch us not wearing masks! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4696 They just want your reproductive rights, Gayle. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4697 I told you NOT to wear that new scent "Sweating to the Oldies" outside. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4698 It's biting sarcasm. Just hang in there. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4699 The No-See-Ums have been pretty bad this year. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4700 „Okay, okay I’m won’t cover his ankles anymore” 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4701 It's always about you, isn't it! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4702 Oh no! What are those kids doing by my truck? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4703 It’s only while I contemplate the meaning of life.... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4704 That's my second girlfriend this year, I'm moving to a non GMO neighborhood. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4705 Something about this place is really starting to get under my skin 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4706 You're needed in the blood bank. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4707 Wait! Wait! I'll get the fly swatter! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4708 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4709 don't go with them... they're a pair of pricks 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4710 And you thought they were Faeries. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4711 I thought you gave at the office. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4712 I thought you bought the DEET 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4713 You were the one who wondered where the murder hornets were. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4714 It wasn't my idea to come to the West Nile Resort & Spa." Gib Dunham Irvington, NY 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4715 So what's bugging you 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4716 Pretty sure I said we should get a bee trap, and YOU said "that's silly." 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4717 I just asked them to give you a little buzz. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4718 Well, hurry back! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4719 This bargain insecta-gym is way more of a workout aloft than we had imagined! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4720 I’d go for it. It sounds like being elected queen comes with some pretty good perks. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4721 It could be a holiday. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4722 Remember to be home by 6. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4723 Welcome to Joe Biden's America. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4724 Told you so! We wouldn’t have gotten the bug if we had worn masks! 1.1515 0.04447 66 58 7 1
4725 Quit complaining! The price was right. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4726 No, don't stop them. I want this. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4727 Let's move to North Carolina," you said. "It'll be fun," you said 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4728 The fly swatter's all the way over there. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4729 Oh, yeah...they're spraying for those tomorrow. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4730 You said you wanted to catch a buzz, but it looks like the buzz caught you. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4731 I told you that natural repellent doesn't work. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4732 Well, if you entered the country the right way, this wouldn't be happening. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4733 Help! Skeeter-eaters! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4734 Praying or preying. I can never remember which. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4735 I TOLD you to use the industrial strength mosquito repellent, but NOO, you had to go organic. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4736 Don't worry honey, they'll be dropping you right back 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4737 I thought that the virus was a lot smaller. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4738 The Red Cross is really getting aggressive. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4739 Careful with that chair 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4740 It’s 2020...why not 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4741 Ive never seen this before. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4742 Stop being such a drama queen. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4743 Go easy Doris, they only sting if you resist" 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4744 Sorry, Gretchen. This bugs me every time it happens. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4745 Totally Gorey. You get sacrificed to the Insect Gods. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4746 Mosquitoes finally found their purpose 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4747 At least we escaped COVID. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4748 Thank you 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4749 Yeah, they never get me. Type O. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4750 I told you to double-check that web address....It’s Etsy not Tsetse! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4751 Wow, I’m gettin’ some intense déjà vu right now! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4752 Did you know that the mosquito transportation service only takes blood, not money? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4753 Too bad Dad didn't shrink a citronella candle as well. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4754 I’m trying to remember where I put the fly swatter. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4755 Relax. They're just going to genetically modify you to pass on a lethal gene designed to wipe out your entire species the next time you mate. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4756 These COVID tests are really getting out of hand. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4757 This never happens in the Northwest. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4758 Actually, they're called Asian giant hornets, not murder hornets. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4759 I knew I heard a loud buzzing sound. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4760 Go quietly and you’ll get the colorful Band-AIDS. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4761 This summer they've been able to backyard gorge everywhere. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4762 Bzzz bzzz. "We do love your wife, Brenda, and we're going to eat her alive." Bzzz bzzz. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4763 It's Pilates 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4764 Relax, they're not murder hornets 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4765 Oops, I thought I warned you it was mosquito season! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4766 Want to rethink your answer to my request? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4767 Wow, Uber's gotten pretty dismal around here. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4768 It's for your own good, the rehab hornets can help. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4769 I guess you forgot to order bug spray. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4770 It's because you're so sweet. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4771 No, I don't think the FDA rushed the approval. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4772 Well honey, it looks like all that experimenting you did with that prehistoric DNA you found in that piece of amber, is coming back to bite you 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4773 Is that a blister on your toe? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4774 The natural repellants don't work for me either! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4775 Maybe I should have voted for the incumbent. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4776 Call me when you get settled, I may be able to join you." 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4777 Now try telling them you have a headache! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4778 Don't worry, I hear their buzz is worse than their bite. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4779 Like 2020 wasn't already kafka-esque. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4780 You must not repel. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4781 I see your legal counsel needs you urgently. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4782 As long as you’re getting up, grab me a beer. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4783 Looks like a couple new Supreme Court justices have arrived. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4784 Yeah, finally, an O negative. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4785 So then I said: I'm trying to tell you how I feel, why do you always make it about you? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4786 I’ve been trying to tell you they are WAY more attracted to females, but nooooo. ‘Let’s sit in the backyard tonight. They won’t bother me,’ you insisted. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4787 And to think that you worried about the mosquitoes here carrying diseases. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4788 So glad you taught me to listen and not jump to solve your problems! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4789 And you keep telling me that hot flashes are bad? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4790 Don’t worry. The big ones are males that suck the nectar out of flowers, Lilly. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4791 I don’t like the sound of this. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4792 When mosquitoes are less annoying than your wife 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4793 It's just a check-up. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4794 Next week on episode 9 of 2020... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4795 As if it wasn't bad enough having our classes on Zoom. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4796 Honey!what are those bugs doing here?i thought i told you to pick up your food! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4797 Don't worry - your offspring will be sterile. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4798 Mosquitoes bothering you, Hon? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4799 They’re here to go over your investment portfolio 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4800 Susan, just let them sting you and then they’ll leave us alone. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4801 Did you pay the pest control bill? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4802 I told you the President's latest COVID remedy - Godzilla bugs - needed testing before adoption. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4803 It must be your o-type blood. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4804 Make sure your kitchen is clean, stress makes the meat tasteless. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4805 Have you heard the recent Supreme Court ruling? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4806 You said, " Citronella works just as well." You said, " I don't like using DEET." 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4807 Put me down... I'm not your type 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4808 Well I did tell you we ought to throw out that old tire swing, didn’t I? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4809 I was too hot anyway. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4810 Yup. Seems about right. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4811 Looks like they’ve caught my Malaria 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4812 Honey, did you remember to bring the calamine lotion? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4813 Nyc mosquitos, am I right? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4814 Thank goodness. Take me to your planet. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4815 It’s not my fault they like you more!?! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4816 What mosquitoes? There are no mosquitoes. This is why you’re being taken to the re-education camp, Ashley! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4817 Such a drama queen. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4818 🎶Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away🎶 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4819 2020 — whatcha gonna do?! . 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4820 Man: "I knew there was a catch with these cheap flight tickets." 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4821 I mean, I told you what would happen if you didn’t register to vote 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4822 I said I’d send you back and I meant it. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4823 I guess the Covid-19 vaccine needs some tweaking. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4824 Okay—-there it is. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4825 Maybe bear spry was not a good suggestion for Florida. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4826 Next stop, Gilead. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4827 I told you not to wear those flip flops after Labor Day. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4828 Maybe I am stockpiling, but outdoor distancing season is quickly coming to an end. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4829 Your just gonna sit there and watch? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4830 Back so soon? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4831 You know, you really should be wearing a mask. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4832 Oh, The Vacation Hornets are here — didn’t want to do indoor commercial air travel this year! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4833 I told you bombing the garage would have consequences 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4834 2020. Then they came for the women, and I did not speak out - because I was not a woman...who will be left to nurture you? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4835 Women are their own worst enemies 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4836 Oh darling let me go get you a mask before you leave with them. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4837 Bye bye sweetie 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4838 it’s that time of the month 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4839 I’ll get the calamine lotion 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4840 Oh fuck, oh god, oh fuck 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4841 It’s okay, only the females bite. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4842 Oh, that's right, honey! The Red Cross left a message saying they're getting impatient with the way you've been avoiding their calls. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4843 .....You just couldn’t buy the brand name citronella. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4844 Bill, I told you we should have flown. Did you see the windhshield?! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4845 Come on, time's up,let's discuss every stupid thing you did since 1988. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4846 Believe it or not, Melissa, the Department of Health said they were even worse last year. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4847 We should’ve paid more attention to the low neighborhood scores before moving to West Nile. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4848 Sorry hun, 'all lives matter' after all, right? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4849 I told them to be careful, these are new lawn chairs 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4850 You're actually doing pretty good for 2020. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4851 Phone home when you get there 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4852 Guess I’m not the only blood sucker in the family 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4853 Come on Dave she’s a tourist, you know I only eat organic and locally grown. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4854 This retreat is beyond eco-friendly 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4855 SEE! I told you the mosquitoes were as big as horses at this camp site. You never listen. 🦟 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4856 wow Amazon drone delivery is fast 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4857 Don't forget to post pictures! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4858 Awww, they really like you. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4859 Don’t worry....they’re only kidnap hornets. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4860 Told you to wear the Off. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4861 Makes you yearn for the time before climate change, doesn’t it? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4862 Summer’s over, but it’s nice to be able to share a drink in the yard. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4863 At least they're just kidnap hornets. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4864 shall we ask him to buzz off? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 2
4865 This wasn't quite what I expected by a 'local massage' 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4866 Maybe this is just part of the 'Adventure Package' we signed up for. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4867 Oh, you’re back! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4868 I am not sure who to call for this 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4869 I guess you are going to just bug out on me. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4870 Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4871 October 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4872 Punish the cops that murdered breonna taylor 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4873 At least someone is getting sucked tonight. 1.1486 0.04164 74 65 8 1
4874 I TOLD YOU THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN BUGGING ME! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4875 Honey, I blew up the aphids." 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4876 They’re the cousins of murder hornets...maiming mosquitoes 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4877 Don't worry they aren't poisonous. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4878 I always told you not to swat those things...it's your own fault. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4879 I told you that mosquito repellant was no good. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4880 I told you New Jersey was famous for its mosquitos. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4881 Really? They never seem to bother me. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4882 Honey, isn't this relaxing? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4883 A blood oath is a blood oath. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4884 You said the bloodsucking lenders would not find us in the forest. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4885 It's just not right that they're not wearing ID. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4886 Come fly with me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4887 You'll regret it. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4888 The airline boasted an inexpensive, almost Economy experience. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4889 You might like to know she's not so sweet. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4890 What do you know, the Murder Hornets story was true after all! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4891 I wondered how they would remove you on ‘The Bachelor, Jurassic Park Edition. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4892 Gosh dear, I told you that triple honey lavender blossom shampoo was a bit too smelly 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4893 Don't panic - most people only experience mild symptoms. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4894 Wasp? I thought you said WAP! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4895 Remember, I warned you that not using bug spray around here , is a BIG mistake ! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4896 I offered you bug spray. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4897 Insect repellent? Sure, can you hang on for a second...? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4898 Sorry, I had to make an agreement this year. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4899 Don't worry, the big ones don't bite 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4900 Not a huge fan of Jurassic Park so far. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4901 I told you not to drain the pool. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4902 You forgot the DEET? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4903 Fly and pay later. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4904 No, I said Calgon take me away! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4905 They say the mosquitoes are deadly this year 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4906 You guys are late! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4907 Relax, Karen. The second dose doesn't hurt as much as the first. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4908 It's your own fault for being a 'climate denier' 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4909 I don't have antibodies — I swear! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4910 I told you you should put on some "Off" 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4911 Well Lisa. It’s good it’s happening to you now before the Supreme Court invalidates the ACA. So you’re covered. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4912 If you toss me the car keys I think there's a citronella candle in the trunk. You have matches, right? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4913 I’m sure genetic engineering is still safe... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4914 Hang tough--I'll call Godzilla right away! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4915 You asked if you would get mosquito bites. Not are there mosquitoes 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4916 We're not the murder hornets. We're the kidnap and ransom hornets. But...if the money isn't on it's way, well we may have to make a call. Just sayin'. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4917 Don’t worry. The notice we got in the mail said that it is just part of Operation Warp Speed. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4918 I got them on a two-for-one sale so we could each have one. I call mine Izzy. What are you going to call yours? Take your time. No hurry. Careful--it might suck a few pints if you're not paying attention. Still with me? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4919 So it’s got a couple of bugs, don’t get carried away. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4920 It's alright, Helen, the males don't suck your blood. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4921 Should've worn your mask. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4922 I told you to use repellant. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4923 It’s your perfume. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4924 Don't worry darling, they'll be sick of you after 20 minutes 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4925 Remember, Chernobyl was your idea. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4926 Quick! How can we blame this on Trump? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4927 Australia! Australia! Australia! Who suggested Paris in the summer, when it sizzles, hmmm? Was it, Moi? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4928 Hold On, I’ll get the fly swatter. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4929 I think there attracted to you perfume hun? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4930 Yes, they are annoying. But wait until the big ones show up. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4931 At least they never come for me. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4932 Oh great, first it was murder hornets and now it’s abduction midges. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4933 I’ll await your return. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4934 Oh yeah. I remember reading something about that a day or so ago.” Don Dechman Austin T 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4935 It said, on line, they would make you want to have more sex. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4936 I thought you were going to try honey bee venom. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4937 Don't worry.  The sting dissipates very quickly. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4938 Killer bees, killer hornets, killer ants, what does it matter, they got you. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4939 It's ironic how we were just debating whether pest control violates animal rights. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4940 So, what's buzzing lately? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4941 I get it! It's a girl thing. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4942 You're the one who wouldn't let me to use an insecticide. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4943 I told you not to put steroids in the bird feeder. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4944 Honey, I told you we should have stayed home!. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4945 As I recall you said you wanted to go somewhere and you didn't care where ............ 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4946 I told you to stop bugging me. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4947 Thank God - they don’t like our delphiniums. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4948 Honey, I told you not to go to that protest! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4949 You can't blame them. Your clothes are very suggestive. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4950 I told you get the spray version! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4951 Kidnapping by Corona bugs 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4952 Remember, it was YOUR idea to add some pizzazz to our staycation. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4953 I know about the Murder Hornets, but nobody said anything about this. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4954 Sorry, Malania. This is the result of the side effects when we at TrumpLabs tested the Covid-19 vaccine on mosquitoes. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4955 Thought I sprayed 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4956 The fly swatter wouldn't fit in the trunk. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4957 I volunteered you for convalescent plasma donation. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4958 They saw you donating blood earlier today. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4959 Don't worry; they're males, so they won't bite. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4960 Damn Wuhan lab 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4961 Well, you're finally going to be Queen Bee! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4962 Arthropodiatrists! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4963 Like I said, sometimes the outdoors will give you a real lift. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4964 I should never have bought that new bug spray online! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4965 Legal 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4966 Don't bug me. It's your problem. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4967 I told you that wasn't repellent. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4968 Would you mind getting me a beer, my foot fell asleep. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4969 No. Drones would show up on RADAR. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4970 Don't worry, honey, mosquitoes don't carry COVID. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4971 I'm sorry, but mosquito spraying kills pollinators. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4972 Chill humans! We are malaria-free 1.1429 0.03825 63 55 8 0
4973 I told you not to sit in the blue chair. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4974 The Red Cross has really gotten desperate! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4975 What are we having for dinner? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4976 Bugs love you. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4977 What? You said they love you. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4978 Oh Wow, too bad, you must have an underlying condition. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4979 What kind of deodorant are you wearing? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4980 Since mosquitos became the National Bird, it is against the law to interfere. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4981 Honey, these are drag on flies. Not to worry. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4982 Don't forget your shoes. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4983 Hey, chill—they can smell fear. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4984 Yes, please, let's go anywhere else. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4985 I thought you were vegan! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4986 Remind me to keep the screen door closed. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4987 Look on the bright side, honey. It's only the females that feed. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4988 I told you they were big here. Such friendly bugs. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4989 I told you to get the good bug spray! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4990 You forgot to give blood. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4991 Exactly who did you book your flight with? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4992 Well that's a giant buzzkill. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4993 She looks sweeter. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4994 I told you spiders were good. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4995 I am sure one day they will just disappear! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4996 You must really be bugging them. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4997 You didn’t tell me you were a wasp in your past life! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4998 I guess they shouldn't have named you Bea. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4999 This climate change thing is just getting out of hand. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5000 You're the one who wanted a timeshare in Chernobyl. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5001 Oh I forgot to tell you: the Blood Bank called again. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5002 Now will you listen to Q Anon? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5003 We should have never planted cannabis in our garden! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5004 I told you we were too far south for murder hornets. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5005 Do you guys even lift? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5006 Welcome to Donald Trump's America! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5007 Jeez! What has she been eating, iron? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5008 The insects are restless tonight. (with apologies to Charles Adams) 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5009 Now you can nag them about being treated like a queen. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5010 They’re only sterilizing the females, the males lose interest and die off anyway. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5011 Mabel, you promised me, no flying till after COVID! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5012 You said you wanted a little pick-me-up. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5013 Covid-19 vaccine candidates are now in final trials. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5014 Yeah, these are the ones that spread cumingetya. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5015 Oh I just heard about this. It's this year's iteration of malaria 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5016 Well, that is one way to get out of agreeing to a second date. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5017 O.K. - We warned you about giving away spoilers! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5018 This was on your Bingo card for September - how did you not see it coming? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5019 Geez,...your right those mosquitos really do go after you more! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5020 They just wanted to B positive 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5021 Guess we'll have to get a more powerful insect spray ? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5022 Ill save you from falling wouldn't want it to draw blood. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5023 I told you, that 'Deep Woods' bug spray doesn't work for shit. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5024 Carryout has become more popular during the pandemic. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5025 I thought it would take the sting out of rejection. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5026 Year after year, you said, "No. We don't need citronella candles." 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5027 You're always fussing about something. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5028 But I need you so they won't bite ME??? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5029 I was calling them blood sucking monsters, not you! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5030 I warned you not to use that insecticide! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5031 Uuhhh....did I not mention that we do everything big here in Texas? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5032 There's no rhyme for wasp. Since you're a poet, maybe they need your help to find one. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5033 This Airbnb advertises as a “Rural Getaway” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5034 I said we should have bought the jumbo size insect repellent 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5035 You are really overreacting--- My remarks weren't that biting! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5036 I'm not the only one carried away by your pheromones. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5037 I knew that exotic perfume would have multiple consequences. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5038 The dog, however, wouldn't hurt a flea. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5039 I warned you that you don't have to smell like 'it' to attract them... if you talk 'it' that will work in the same way 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5040 Still think the no-see-ums are worse? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5041 No! I thought you brought the repellent." 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5042 I warned you that being a W.A.S.P. would get you into trouble one of these days! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5043 Apparently the Supreme Court ruling on limits on the airwaves doesn't apply to them. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5044 Your book club is getting aggressive about attendance. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5045 Bzz, I'm sorry, ma'am, but we did tell you you would have to stay six feet from the other patrons, bzzz. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5046 I always thought it was an urban legend that they could sense people who thought they were the queen bee. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5047 Hope you took your Malaria pill. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5048 Sorry Beth, but I made a blood oath. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5049 I wasn't expecting to be that sweet and get attention 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5050 Susan Citronella couldn't hide forever. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5051 She said: I wish I could just bug outta here. He said: wish granted. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5052 Now don't get carried away! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5053 You have to be 6 feet apart from him. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5054 I told you the non-toxic spray wouldn't work. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5055 Yes,this one doesn’t have the Rona! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5056 Still think insect repellant is too expensive? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5057 I invited them over for drinks. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5058 At the moment this is the safest way to fly! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5059 No, I haven't gotten bitten yet, have you? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5060 Stop wasting your time with that guy, he can’t sweep you off your mosquiTOES like we can! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5061 Gosh, I wish I could connect with nature like you do... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5062 Tell them you are a Vegan! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5063 I've heard of megafauna, but this is ridiculous! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5064 If they suck as poorly as you, you'll be okay. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5065 I’d recommend not resisting, but they’ll probably kill you anyway. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5066 Just smack her. If you scare her they’ll be back 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5067 I'll grab the chamomile lotion. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5068 I guess my science experiments was bugged. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5069 Don't pick me I am not 80 yet !! They clearly didn't understand the orders! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5070 How very 2020 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5071 I told you that you should have washed your hands. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5072 Hello there pretty lady. How about a little sightseeing flight around the area, just the three of us? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5073 . Don’t scratch them, they’ll go away faster 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5074 Somewhen in 2030: “Your Twitter says you killed a mosquito in Aug’18, is it true, miss?” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5075 And now for October 2020's offering I present to you .... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5076 You should really cancel that Buzzfeed subscription. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5077 Catch and Release 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5078 Welp, told ya to wear sleeves. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5079 Signs your relationship is over. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5080 There she is, O negative! Quick nab her ! And let’s go 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5081 I told you I hate summer 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5082 Claire...is this because my mum in coming for dinner?!? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5083 The coupon book is in the drawer on the left, second from the top! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5084 when u said you were being picked up I thought you meant an Uber 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5085 My own modern day Cinderella! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5086 City folk are so easy to trap 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5087 They usually love me. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5088 looks like the kids are back from college 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5089 At least I exercised my right to forgo bug spray 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5090 Honey, I think they want to take you to Wall Street. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5091 I’ll probably be better off. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5092 Dont worry. We got your back! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5093 That’s just the summer breeze 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5094 Oh it must be tax season. 1.1429 0.03825 63 55 8 0
5095 It’s October already? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5096 Nice of you to drop in! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5097 I told you that repellant you were using would end up creating super bugs! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5098 „Apologies for interrupting and taking Helen, Sir. She is with us and we need to go, Hail Zumba!“ 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5099 Can you tell them I’ve been waiting for my turn for ages 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5100 Did you not use the OFF!? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5101 It’s unfair, really. Those giant murder hornets got all the publicity. 2020 was supposed to be our year. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5102 Regret prefering mosquitos over Corona? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5103 October 2020: kidnap mosquitoes 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5104 West Nile? Na! You're in East Nile territory! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5105 You always said you wanted to fly private? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5106 # I think we have a problem with flys 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5107 Don't worry, you'll only feel a bit itchy afterwards 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5108 I think you owe me an apology. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5109 Oh honey, I told you to use the bug spray! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5110 Oh Negative Nelly - that’s what you get for being the universal donor. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5111 I told you a vacation in the Everglades was a bad idea. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5112 Sorry I’ve been a buzz kill 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5113 See Jane? Mosquitoes suck, but even they know our marriage is bleeding 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5114 Don't worry dear, these are clearly craneflies. They are harmless" 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5115 No, I haven’t noticed any. Why? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5116 Fly me to the moon and back 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5117 Help has arrived 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5118 At this point, just let it happen. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5119 I told you it said Mosquito Appetite not Repelant. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5120 Did you get the email about the data breach at the blood bank? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5121 Extinct wasn’t that bad of an idea, honey, was it? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5122 Presenting Tim Burton’s latest hit: Cinderella and the Hungry Stepsquitos. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5123 No, not that BuzzFeed. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5124 Cheryl, I told you that organic bug spray doesn't work! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5125 I know but you said you wouldn't get on an airplane. Say "hi" to your mother for me. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5126 Can you remind me to call the exterminator in the morning? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5127 Straighten up and fly right! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5128 I told you not to eat that banana, honey. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5129 We need some murder hornets for these kidnapping mosquitoes! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5130 Hey, it beats flying commercial. No mask and Malaria is treatable! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5131 Quick Harry, get the Flit. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5132 do you think our house is too close to the nuclear reactors? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5133 You wanted to know what next this year? Here's your answer. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5134 I would intervene, but I'm scared of flying. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5135 Everyone warned us the bugs in Florida were huge.... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5136 Hopefully, you're not a compatible type. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5137 I told you - no dark colored-clothing! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5138 Don't worry - I'll cancel our dinner reservation. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5139 Honey, B positive. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5140 Honey! Quick!! Grab the bug spray!!! . 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5141 Don't forget your facemask! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5142 Darn, she’s awaken. Ok, we take it from here. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5143 A 2020 Cinderella story 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5144 Come on honey, we'll help you up! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5145 What’s the plan for dinner? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5146 This is the moment Sarah realized that murder hornets were the preferred foe. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5147 THEY MUST HAVE SLIPPED UNDER THE RING CAMERA. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5148 Terrible timing using up all that hydroxychloroquine thinking it prevented Covid. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5149 It must be that time of the month. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5150 Looks like summer’s over. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5151 Don't worry...their buzz is worse than their bite. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5152 Yeah, you’re right, I do have giant mosquitoes on my 2020 bingo card! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5153 Have you tried a citronella shotgun? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5154 You know my doctor told me not to obsess over every little thing. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5155 Now I understand why they were recommending DEEET. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5156 There are beter ways to get attention. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
5157 Some would say DEET is really not that bad. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5158 I don't think your insect repellent is working. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5159 You must have missed the good news. They're just the Covid-19 vaccination drones! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5160 We're in quarantine with Covid symptoms, if you're smart you'll find another lass to bring back to your queen. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5161 Judy, just ignore them and they won't bother you! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5162 Don't worry about that; mosquito bites are no big deal in America. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5163 And you thought it would be the ants. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5164 They say it's the fastest way to deliver the vaccine. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5165 Wow--looks like a remake of 'Them!'." 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5166 Trump has chosen you, Brenda. For the Supreme Court. You must go now. Go to him. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5167 I guess you’re their ‘Plus One.’ 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5168 Better to have the Kidnapping Hornets than the Murder Hornets 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5169 Oh, so I've gotta stay home but You can go on vacation! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5170 Who would have thought that GMOs would kill us one day? Not me! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5171 This is exactly why I wanted to holiday closer to home in Lilliput. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5172 They can't be that bad, or I would have felt them too. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5173 I always knew I'd find her waiting in the wings. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5174 Sorry ! Their ad specified "Our pick up drones for recycling are nature friendly" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5175 Payback for aways being such a buzz kill. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5176 Honey, I told you we should be wearing masks ! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5177 I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5178 COVID-19 hasn't bothered them at all. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5179 AMAZON wants to be paid NOW !! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5180 It must be your perfume. They never bother me. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5181 I warned you not to mess with me Karen. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5182 I could be wrong but I think it wants to mate with you. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5183 Serves you right for deleting the bug spray off our shopping list. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5184 I think this is what they meant by 'anarchist jurisdiction'. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5185 Sure, it could be the rapture. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5186 They look like large insects but they're really drones. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5187 I don’t want to be on SCOTUS.. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5188 FLYT? I meant to call you a LYFT! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5189 I told you not to worry so much about Coronavirus 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5190 Mmm... A Bloody Mary. My favorite! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5191 I thought you bought the one with DEET! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5192 Maybe that organic tea tree oil with lemon zest bug spray isn't quite as effective as guaranteed. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5193 Farewell, Denise. I hope this finally teaches you to understand what it means to be a bloodsucking whore. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5194 As far as 2020 goes, this is an improvement. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5195 Relax. It's only the females that sting. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5196 Who needs mosquito repellant in September you said. Now will you listen to me? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5197 Just play dead. They're not carrion eaters. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5198 Climate change is making them bigger...obviously dear. Better you than me... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5199 Yep, they really do find you irresistible. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5200 Oh honey, it’s merely a 6-inch long swab into the nasapharyngeal cavity for 15 seconds and rotating it several times. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5201 Did you remember to cover my sandwich to keep the bugs away? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5202 They said there were no side effects with the new Covid-19 mosquito vaccine testing. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5203 Incredibly, the welts they leave itch less than the welts the little guys leave. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5204 this kernel looks sumptious! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5205 Best of luck Sue, when you told me to bug off, I had to call in some favors! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5206 You must’ve used the generic repellent. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5207 I warned you to use the spray. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5208 Relax, it's not EEE. There are only two of them. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5209 You wouldn't listen - I told you organic bug spray isn't as effective! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5210 I told you it was 6 feet! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5211 I guess Zika hasn't gotten the social distancing memo yet. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5212 Nah, where I come from, those are little mosquitos. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5213 Don’t forget to use those authentic Brazilian self defence moves I showed you. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5214 I told you honey wouldn't work on sunburn - now look what you've done! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5215 Naw, I guess I’m not sweet enough. I don’t even notice them. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5216 Well, this is it then. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5217 She was always so alienating. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5218 My Covid-free flight home is here. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5219 Hurry! Throw me the car keys. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5220 The good news is Fall is in the air, so we probably won't have to deal these pesky mosquitos much longer. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5221 Thats what you get for using Deet. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5222 I told you this is what happens when you don't get a mosquito bite all summer. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5223 You kept on telling me not to get too carried away with the mosquito spraying. Now look who's getting carried away! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5224 I told you not to sit in his chair 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5225 I told you earlier not to swat them; it never ends well. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5226 Just relax! I'll pick up the chair. They'll set you back in it! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5227 Damn, these mosquitos are getting bigger and bigger! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5228 The vaccine has had some weird side effects, huh? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5229 Haven't you heard, Carol? The Kidnap Mosquitoes have now developed a foot fetish, and the CDC recommends wearing closed-toed shoes outside. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5230 It’s okay, they can only carry diseases 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5231 Honey, trust me. My therapist guarantees this is the best therapy for the cloistered 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5232 At least it's not the murder hornets. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5233 I said "Wife Swapping," not "Wife Wasping." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5234 I told you to light the citronella candle. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5235 I told you not to step on that mosquito. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5236 Congratulations, you've just been cast in a live-action version of "The Metamorphosis" John Canning Sea Cliff, New Yor 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5237 This is a weird trip man 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5238 I forgot to put on my bug spray 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5239 I think they're on to your Off. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5240 Sayonara, Baby ! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5241 Yay, it's ok, go ahead and take my wife. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5242 I can't help it if you forgot to put on bug spray," 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5243 Yes ... I used my secret command word. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5244 We told you to take your phone with you. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5245 Stay calm, they only want your smartphone. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5246 I use them because no one will believe you when you tell them how this date ended. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5247 We have a good and cold wine either 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5248 Almost makes you wish it was 2020 again. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5249 « Don’t get carried away. I’m sitting here, very still, creating a lot of CO2. It will distract them. » 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5250 In case you haven’t been watching the news, summer is cancelled anyway, folks! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5251 Your husband hired this recovery firm to get you back to your family. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5252 I prefer to sit on my chair thank you 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5253 Maybe the organic mosquito repellent was ineffective! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5254 Once again, we've waited too long to get our flew shots. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5255 Yes, the "deep forest" bug spray in the giant can seems to work! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5256 I told you to bring the spray 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5257 Uh, I thought they said they were distant, close relations, looking to reconnect, oops my bad. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5258 Honey, where do we keep the bug spray? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5259 Georgia! Georgia! What’s the WiFi password? 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
5260 Somebody left the lab door open. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5261 Sir, we just want the handmaid—and a few of her rights. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5262 Don't panic! They are both female. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5263 You're gonna need a transfusion. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5264 Sorry, I threw out the original packaging. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5265 I warned you, Amy. It's none of your beeswax! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5266 Are you sure you don't just want a nasal swab? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5267 Quick! We need to get our masks! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5268 Ah, Look how much Suck and Blow have grown since we've been in lockdown. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5269 Now Insect #2 - move a little closer please. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5270 It'll start getting cooler, you just watch. I don't think science knows. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5271 As the blood was sucked from her body he thought, “It’s not me, it’s them.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5272 Didn't you say, 'no more toxic insecticides?' 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5273 Don’t worry, I’ll light a scented candle. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5274 Guess this year’s dance finale at Kellerman’s will be the Dengue Fever. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5275 No sadly, 2020 is not over yet. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5276 at least we’re outside. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5277 Oh no! You dropped your flip flop! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5278 Look on the bright side: 2021 is just a few months away. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5279 Uh-oh, should not have had the third Jagerbomb. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5280 I promised you that I would make you fly, didn't I? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5281 As I was saying, Mel, these sandals were a real bargain. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5282 This one here is gourmet 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5283 fill her seat 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5284 Figures, the one time I forget to bring the bug repellent 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5285 You think you’ve had a rough year? The mosquitoes are have been completely starved. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5286 I suppose you’re going to tag Kafka on your next post. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5287 Should’ve swiped left 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5288 A parasite for a parasite 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5289 it became clear at that moment that the WASPS(White Anglo-Saxon ProtestantS) will simply stop at nothing to get the white suburban vote” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5290 I guess the signs were right all along. The End is here. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5291 Honey I forget, Is it the male mosquito or the female mosquito that bites us? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5292 The brochure didn’t say anything about mosquitoes. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5293 What, Bill, they're just going to show up? Like, 'here I am, you bloodsuckers. Take me a—' 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5294 Finally, the good guy wins! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5295 Six legs good; two legs bad 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5296 Didn’t you plug-in the big-zapper, Linda? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5297 Giant mosquitoes are taking my wife. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5298 Maybe taking all that hydroxychloroquine wasn't a dumb move after all 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5299 Enter Murder Hornets stage right. Cue Exasperated Epidemiologists and Angry Mob of TikTokers in five, four, three, two... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5300 Hurry up Francis! help me to split them before they mate! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5301 Don’t worry honey, I hear they only like Type O blood anyway 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5302 you get what you f***ing deserve 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5303 I love Killer Queen. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5304 It's not the sting that will get ya honey, it's the long lasting, lingering effects! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5305 Honey you were just telling me about the worldwide bee shortage; I can’t intervene! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5306 Ran out of DEET? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5307 It's OK. They don't transmit covid. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5308 They seem to like you more than me. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5309 It's Amazon's drone prototype 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5310 Well! You Wanted out! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5311 So you didn’t read Ranger Rick as a kid? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5312 Relax and play dead. Their little wings can barely support their own weight, much less with yours. They'll drop you before they get more than a mile. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5313 They told me when they got done with you you'd be able to fly and bite. After 14 years of this it sounded exciting. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5314 I told you. Use the repellent! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5315 I’ve been trying to tell you how much they love my blood type, Brad. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5316 Be sure to tell them it’s head first in the pot. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5317 I told you we needed bug spray! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5318 2020 has range. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5319 It's time for your deposition. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5320 Well, thanks for visiting! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5321 Too bad the Special Aerial Spray Flight is out of state killing the ones that cause equine encephalitis. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5322 For six months you've talked about flying, go for it. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5323 I'm not sure they fully understand how fetch works. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5324 Still thinking my DEET cologne was too strong? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5325 You put the quit in mosquito! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5326 So, where are the sandwiches? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5327 This is not what I meant by Airbnb 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5328 Well, actually... if you're not allergic to their saliva, I've found that mosquitoes are pretty harmless. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5329 I suppose you have a good reason to explain why you're not wearing a mask? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5330 Stay calm and let the murder hornets take you. It's better this way. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5331 I think she doesn’t want to die?” “But she’s not wearing a mask!” 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5332 Oh! You meant I should bring out two large Moscatos! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5333 Don't scratch it. That makes it worse. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
5334 And I thought *I* was draining to be around. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5335 Don't worry. When they find you have COVID-19, they will bring you back. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5336 What do you mean this isn't what you had in mind for your Jeff Goldblum fantasy? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5337 Get-a-Gal" drone delivery service: Her body, his choic 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5338 At least when they bring you back, you have no memory of the blood-sucking ordeal. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5339 Well, thanks for trying my all-natural, paraben-free insect repellent. I'll keep at it. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5340 Amazon Prime’s new promo. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5341 You should be flattered. They are probably missing a Queen 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5342 They arrived in a shipment of bananas. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5343 Don’t worry, the murder hornets have been given a bad rap 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5344 Outdoor seating may not be so safe after all. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5345 Heaven is nice and all, but I definitely pictured angels... differently. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5346 Look on the bright side for our return flight....unobstructed view, no mask, no need for cab from the airport to home.... just to name a few. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5347 OK, that is it, I will never buy mosquito spray from the clearance bin again. Steve G. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5348 You always did live larger than life 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5349 You’re carrying me away 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5350 Summer is ending we need your blood 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5351 You should have reapplied your repellent. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5352 Try saying, "Jumanji" 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5353 This may seem scary, but you’ll look back on today and laugh on November 4th. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5354 I told you. They’re not the man-eating ones. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5355 Flip Flops after Labor Day? You're coming back to Hell where we belong! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5356 Damn. They really eat you alive, don’t they? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5357 You say climate change is real. I deny it. And now I understand irony. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5358 See? I told you to wear repellent. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5359 Sorry honey, it was my turn last week 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5360 I’ll have what SHE’s having! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5361 But it’s after Labor Day...! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5362 You keep saying the mosquitoes are getting worse, but I’ve never been affected by them. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5363 Good thing it was just dengue hemorrhagic fever and not COVID 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5364 Well... at least is not Cov19... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5365 dang I didn't think 2020 could get any worse. it was nice knowing you honey!! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5366 Shoulda put on more bug spray, hun 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5367 For whatever reason they never really bother me. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5368 Finally something normal 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5369 She has a rare blood type and we care about it way more than you do. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5370 „We have reasons to suspect you are a mass murderer and have to ask you to come with us.“ 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5371 I told you the early Permian era wasn't a good vacation spot 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5372 Relax Karen, we knew hijacking the mosquito genome to battle Zika would have some side effects. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5373 Brad, get the deep woods! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5374 Another one for the 2020 Apocalypse Bingo. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5375 Anyway you were saying, how could 2020 get worse... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5376 I don't are what the female does -- we'll do this my way! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5377 Don’t worry, they are taking you to a better place. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5378 Agents for the Chinese Red Cross. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5379 The hip bone is connected to the thigh bone. The thigh bone is connected to the knee bone. The knee bone is connected to the leg bone. Praise the Lord. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5380 God Save Me 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5381 You always choose your friends over me. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5382 Sorry, honey, these mosquitoes just seem to like women more than men. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5383 We're off to see the Wicked Witch of the West Nile! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5384 This is why I'm not O-verly positive" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5385 Honey, I told you not to get within six feet! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5386 I guess no one told the Asian giant hornets the social distancing rules." 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5387 I told you the mosquitos would be bad. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5388 We were out of Deet. I gave them you." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5389 That? Yes, that seems to have started happening recently, too.” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5390 I told you to bring the bug spray! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5391 How it sucks to be you. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5392 No sudden movements. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5393 Don’t worry—they’ve been genetically modified. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5394 Evolution's a buzzkill, isn't it Sarah? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5395 Wasn’t it just the sting 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5396 It’s 2020, Honey. Roll with it. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5397 When you said my family are bloodsuckers, you had no idea. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5398 I bet you regret not using my bug spray now 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5399 Sorry I used up all the repellent 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5400 At least it’s not one of those wasp clubs. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5401 There’s no bar hopping anymore, only grasshopping! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5402 I just wanted us to enjoy a nice picnic lunch for crying out loud! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5403 It was your idea to move to New Orleans. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5404 I guess that insect repellent doesn't work as well as they said. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5405 Maybe that wasn’t a mosquito repellent..... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5406 Not surprised...it's 2020 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5407 Cancel my Uber! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5408 Don’t worry - it’s less painful than your doctors’ bills; they leave the flesh behind! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5409 Sometimes you really bug me! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5410 I told you DEET was bad for the environment. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5411 It was bound to happen! They are attracted to all that shit coming out of your mouth 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5412 First murder hornets, now kidnapping mosquitos! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5413 The Red Cross is sending in the Reserves! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5414 I told you, you should have taken the vaccine. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5415 See, I told you to take more vitamin B. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5416 At least we aren't in New Jersey. The mosquitoes are big there. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5417 I knew we should have destroyed their nest when they were little! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5418 Is it just me or are the mosquitoes really bad this year? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5419 Your new scent is a killer! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5420 I just couldn't take it anymore, Janet,so I called Drones For Hire. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5421 It’s easy money . . . they give you $10 for every pint you donate! 1.1228 0.03602 57 51 6 0
5422 Citronella? Bah humbug! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5423 You're right. The skeeters really do like you. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5424 I warned you about complaining of being cooped up in this house during the pandemic. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5425 Just stay relaxed, and don't fidget around. I'm sure they can execute 'Flight of the Bumblebee' perfectly. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5426 At least it's not a murder hornet. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5427 Jumanji: I guess we reached level 9 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5428 Unless allergic, it only itches for two months. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5429 They seem to be thriving on the organic repellent. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5430 I bet deet is looking pretty good right now 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5431 I thought the next thing on the 2020 list would be an earthquake. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5432 See, I told you screening in the porch wasn’t going to work 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5433 I told you to use insect repellent 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5434 I really don't want you to get carried away with this marriage talk 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5435 Oh, didn't you hear? It's a 2020 thing. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5436 It's DEET dear not dirt" 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5437 Camping. October 2020 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5438 Oh I saw someone post about this on social media. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5439 Time for another PAC donation. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5440 Ok, but zika is smokescreen from the medical-CIA stooges at the CDC. Connect the dots. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5441 Looks like they forgot their masks at home. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5442 And you said Deet would kill you . . . 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5443 It's gonna be OK; they're not anopheles. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5444 I told you to put your repellent on! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5445 Our children will thank you. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5446 Of course I'm right: Alaska's always had the worst. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5447 Thanks, but not to our taste. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5448 Think of it as an experience. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5449 Sorry, Tiffany, your COVID test came back positive 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5450 I'm sorry Linda, but giant insects are the future and I've made my choice. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5451 Your lotion smelled nice, but next time make sure it has some DEET. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5452 Didn't we read somewhere that 2020 is the Year of the Locusts? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5453 Congratulations. You’ve reached premium zoom status. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5454 I volunteered us. It said be a hero, help Little Fly LLC do research on your blood to cure COVID. I guess the company name should have been a clue. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5455 These Fifties-style monsters just aren't scary next to today's CGI! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5456 You said we didn't need citronella candles. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5457 Don't worry John, they just want to ask a few questions 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5458 Honey, did you hear that climate change is even making insects grow larger? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5459 Yes, she's a donor, but can you prove you're with the Red Cross? I don't see any cookies or lemonade. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5460 Have a good flight! These days it's the only way to travel. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5461 I can’t see myself telling my mother-in-law about this. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5462 Not mosquitoes; crane flies! Nothing to worry about. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5463 I thought I recognized you. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5464 So this is what they meant by airborne contagion...damn, this virus MAY be getting out of control. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5465 Summer is leaving but my mosquito bites aren’t 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5466 No. Stop. Please. Don't. Take me instead. I mean it. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5467 Wow, that’s rough - they never seem to go after me? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5468 Your "save the ecology" rally was a success last month. Not one mosquito has been killed since. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5469 I have to quit saying "Good Grief, what ELSE can happen in 2020?" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5470 OMG, the Murder Hornets are now working in tandem - stay calm, they'll drop you. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5471 Draining The Swamp Part II 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5472 Well I didn't think the shrink-ray would actually work. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5473 Did you really think Dr. Fauci would save us? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5474 Your blood must be tight O, they like that. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5475 Dammit, Bezos, this isn't what I ordered! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5476 I told you to apply more insect repellent. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5477 Now you know I wasn't kidding about our mosquitoes in Milwaukee. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5478 I told you that bug spray would just rile them up! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5479 . . . but they're DOCTOR 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5480 I don't care what you do to the girl, but leave me alone. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5481 Yup, caused by global warming too. Safe travels. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5482 I should be surprised by this... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5483 Try to convince them you think malaria is a good idea. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5484 I told you that vacationing in Michigan would be exciting. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5485 it's known that they just prefer some people to others 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5486 GMO mosquito project - don't worry you won't get Zika 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5487 Whoa! Bugs of Prey! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5488 You always said you were sweeter. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5489 I told you that one you slapped might be somebody’s child!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5490 Covit 234. At least you can see it! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5491 It still is 2020. But what should I tell your mom? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5492 I thought you told them to wait until November 4th! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5493 Say “Hi” to Goldblum when you get there! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5494 Sorry...It's the bad blood between us. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5495 Listen Skeeter, I called first dibs 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5496 I was thinking of Quantum Teleportation, not Entemo -Teleportation to reduce greenhouse-gases. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5497 I warned you to put on some DEET. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5498 I think they're taking you back to the lab. The experiment didn't go too well. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5499 Oh come on guys, don't bug her. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5500 It's always one thing after another with you, Jasmine! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5501 Stay calm. Hornets don't bite. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5502 What on earth is bugging you, dear? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5503 Uh Oh. Dad's been playing with his CRISPR tool kit again. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5504 I told you mosquito spray has side effects! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5505 Jeez, the mosquitos really suck this year. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5506 It’s funny how they always go after you when we’re here to the beach. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5507 I told you to use citronella, didnt' I? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5508 It's the new ambulance service, I'll meet you at the hospital. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5509 Karma? Attractant, not repellent? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5510 Just shut it off and reboot 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5511 I'll get the antihistamines. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5512 On the bright side the tomatoes really are coming in beautifully this year. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5513 I just got these cool drones that guarantee social distancing. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5514 Sorry, it was either you or the BMW 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5515 Relax, Hon. When you get the chance, start throwing sucker punches. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5516 I told you never to hire a fly-by-night operation. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5517 Don’t worry, they’re just here to use you to line their nest 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5518 Now it's Murder Mosquitos? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5519 I thought they said the migration wasn't going to arrive until the summer of 2021? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5520 Have fun. Please get back by suppertime 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5521 It must be the the growth hormones you put on the flowers. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5522 Woman: We put on bug spray but they still come! Man: I’m not sure these are bugs honey 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5523 You just wouldn't listen to me. Put on some bug spray, I said. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5524 Calista Dye? You said your name was Sue!? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5525 I’m glad you’re back. I got so lonely. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5526 She doesn't seem to be interested, am I coming on too strong? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5527 Exterminator IV 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5528 Who knew the new normal had gotten so big? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5529 They said they're only MURDER hornets if we don't pay up. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5530 What mosquitoes? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5531 Remember, 2020 also brought Murder Mosquitoes. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5532 Well, you DID say mosquitos love you... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5533 Oh come on, it’s just a tickle. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5534 When you say life feels like a horror movie, what exactly do you mean? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5535 Honey, run to the store and buy the biggest tube of hydrocortisone cream you can find. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5536 Does this mean we have bedbugs too?? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5537 This, honey, this is why I tell you to wear bug spray. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5538 I warned you, if you put too much on the really big ones start showing up. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5539 They said mosquitoes are Republicans and,like President Trump,prefer blondes. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5540 Feeling antsi 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5541 This is the only part of the London High Line competition that has me stumped. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5542 As usual, the neighbors poked their noses in 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5543 Don't get so carried away. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5544 Guess you should have checked out flies the friendly skies of United more closely when you booked the trip. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5545 IT MUST BE MATING SEASON ! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5546 The mosquitoes sure are aggressive this season 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5547 I thought you said you bought more bug spray. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5548 They aren't that bad, don't get carried away. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5549 If the shoes don’t fit ,please don’t you bug out 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5550 Come with us if you want to survive. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5551 One word "OFF" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5552 They don't understand the concept of social distancing. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5553 Oh, my gosh! I thought they were vegetarians 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5554 Akkkk...getting miniaturized seemed like a good idea to cut costs 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5555 We couldn't let the Killer Hornets one up us. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5556 Are We Out Of Sunscreen? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5557 Sigh. And the Adirondacks seemed like such a good idea this year... 1.1228 0.03602 57 51 6 0
5558 No, Dear, it’s not a vampire - just a very big mosquito ! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5559 No!, you said. Catch them in a jar and release them off the porch... well, THEY ATE THE PORCH! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5560 Where's the social distance distance lady? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5561 I told you not to put on that cheap perfume. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5562 Jesus Liz, I thought you were an A (+). 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5563 What's wrong with your blood? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5564 Let's talk outside", you said. "It'll be safer." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5565 I told you not to buy those citronella candles from a foreign country, you never know what they attract. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5566 Well, he did say that the weather would become cooler, so not to worry - they will decrease in size. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5567 Tell them I have pre-hypertension! 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
5568 ALIEN MOSQUITOES! How bad can 2020 get?!? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5569 This is why I don't volunteer for those insect repellent trials. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5570 Don't give me that look! You said you wanted to get away. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5571 Darling, I told you your insect repellant wouldn't work! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5572 But you said you were into the wife swapping thing. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5573 Looks like your it. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5574 Relax. They are genetically modified so they can't reproduce. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5575 What did you put in that potato salad?! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5576 If anyone ever asks, say they were little green men. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5577 It's about time us WASPs still together. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5578 It's revenge that they want, not your blood. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5579 Are fly swatters considered humane? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5580 You should have taken that vaccine. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5581 Sorry Fran, I want to break up. The truth is, you bug me" 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5582 I always thought “they’ll carry you away” was just an expression. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5583 On your way back can you grab my sunglasses? Thanks, hon. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5584 Wow! They don’t call it Crazy Big Bugs National Forest for nothing.” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5585 I told you the “all natural” bug spray wouldn’t work. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5586 As usual, you didn't listen I told you to use insect repellant. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5587 (1) just relax,they say this strain is very playful 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5588 Who's so uptight about bug spray now? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5589 I threw out the original packaging 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5590 Call me as soon as you get there. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5591 Relax, mosquitoes can sense when you’re afraid, ...or is that with bees? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5592 This climate change is getting out of hand! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5593 Don't worry. After the exam, they can drop you at your hairdresser. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5594 Let me know if you need any help. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5595 I wear citronella-based cologne. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5596 Yeah, it looks scary now, but maybe you'll get used to it? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5597 You said I could take Murder Hornets off my phobia list! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5598 OK--you win! Large flies aren't vegetarians. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5599 And because you made fun of me.....you have been chosen as the Tribute" #quarantinelife #spouse 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5600 OK God, now you've REALLY crossed the line! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5601 I guess the neighbors weren’t joking about the big mosquitoes after all!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5602 When you told me you were an entomologist, you forgot to mention the devotion of your fanboi mosquitoes. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5603 I SAID, THEY LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO SWEET 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5604 I told you this would happen if we went outside without our masks 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5605 Those mosquitos are all over me! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5606 Social distancing please, ma'am. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5607 Apparently that is the wrong essential oil. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5608 Calm down honey, these fine gents will give you what you need. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5609 Well, this wasn’t my preferred method of travel, but it beats the airport. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5610 I take it back! I don't wish I could fast forward to next summer! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5611 Oh no. Mitch and Lindsay strike again. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5612 How could you not want ME? I’m a cis white upperclass MAN, I’m far better. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5613 Don't worry we'll just give her the vaccine 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5614 I told Jim and Deb the COVID vaccine wasn’t adequately tested 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5615 I promise I won't sing Fly Me To The Moon again 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5616 Don’t get carried away by a couple of mosquitoes. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5617 She’s not my type. Maybe you’ll have better luck, guys 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5618 EurZika! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5619 November is coming. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5620 I told you, that quick vaccination was not as safe as Vlad said... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5621 Introducing, from the creators of OFF, ONN. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5622 Okay Honey, it’s 2020, no need to get carried away 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5623 Damn Karen, why do you always have to be a buzz kill 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5624 Don't worry, it's Trump's new vaccination corps 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5625 we already got so many light ones of the other kind 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5626 I knew Bill collectors are relentless but c'mon this is ridiculous!!! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5627 The Metamorphosis of the NYPD 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5628 Told you so! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5629 You said you wanted the kids to visit more often. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5630 Relax, the CDC said the threat is no longer airborne 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5631 Why are you wearing sandals in the fall, dear? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5632 ‘I just feel like a bug is dragging me down.’ 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5633 Was about time guys, I had ordered the special extraction services months ago 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5634 we are ztill beeeg kallazz humanzzz! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5635 Sterile mosquitoes are acting up. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5636 The lady has disappeared. Leaving behind only this synthetic slipper 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5637 Excuse me, not to interrupt but I was told by the medias that Vampires were suppose to be hot pale bois. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5638 Come here, we can save you from this Virus. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5639 You better come with us, honey. Believe us when we say you sure arent the first woman he sat on this camping with this summer. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5640 You’re right, honey, I did think the online reviews of this resort were slightly exaggerated, so there you go. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5641 See, you have to stop saying that this year can’t get any worse! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5642 I didn’t mean to bug you. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5643 The birds here in the South sure are friendly, right hun?! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5644 Well you shouldn’t have said it was impossible for 2020 to get any worse. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5645 Bahaha... Karen forgot her Deet!” (Zzzzt 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5646 2020 Mosquito plague 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5647 A mosquito’s misinterpretation of this summer’s hottest read: Lord of the Flies 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5648 Chill honey, they only carries malaria. The are COVID-19 free! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5649 I told you those mosquitos are malady carriers! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5650 The mosquitos can’t be that bad, you’re getting a little carried away 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5651 I found that the humans were much less resistant to abduction when we wear the Tinker Bell costume. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5652 You shouldn’t have swatted at their kid. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5653 You two alone can't lift her. Call your chums! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5654 Damn! Just when it’s safe to breathe the air again, the Giant Killer Hornets come back! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5655 It‘s annoying how you always have to be the center of attention 🙄 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5656 You have the right to remain silent. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5657 Im telling you, they wouldn’t bite you if you were vegan. Having a plant based diet is actually..... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5658 When you think 2020 couldn't go worst 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5659 When I said I was hoping that two gigantic mosquitoes would drag you out of your Adirondack chair, this is *not* what I had in mind! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5660 Honey, could you hand me the bug spray? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5661 They’re from ‘Mosquit-GO’ ... just like Uber my love, but cheaper! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5662 It’s the 2020 divorce hornets. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5663 I was wondering where all the murder hornets went! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5664 I like buzzing creatures but not this kind. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5665 I told you not to answer the phone when Red Cross called.” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5666 It’s for the best; you’ll give them your Corona virus, and then maybe we’ll finally put an end to the Zika virus. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5667 Your lover is into drones, isn't he?! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5668 You'll always be my Queen. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5669 Scientists release mutant draggin ' flies with mixed results. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5670 Still think outlawing DET was a good idea? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5671 Why can't you ever just relax? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5672 At least they didn't try to stick you! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5673 Yeah. This weather breeds lethargy, too. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5674 They're getting back because of the DEET. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5675 You'll be flying Drone Class - there'll be no need for a mask. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5676 Most of you guys are inside right now, we have to take advantage when we can. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5677 Suddenly, global warming doesn't seem that important. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5678 This Mosquito Lives Matter movement is getting out of hand. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5679 Why don't they EVER come after you??? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5680 That's what you get for being sexy. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5681 I told you to whisper. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5682 Seriously!!! Pterodactyl mosquitoes!!! What’s next the flying monkeys and the wicked witch?!? Just go ahead and throw in the giant sand worms why don’t ya and make it a real party! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5683 Karen, stop bugging John 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5684 She's perfect for our 'End of Summer' barbecue." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5685 ...because 2020's not over yet... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5686 Well, sweetie, you refused an upgrade. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5687 There are so few safe ways to fly nowadays... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5688 Bye, I guess 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5689 Sacrifices must be made, Dear. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5690 You said it couldn't happen but I told you to get serious about global warming! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5691 Oh darn. I missed their morning feeding again. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5692 How’d it go? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5693 Try not to panic, Delores. I'm pretty sure they’ll be doing some pretty intensive probing prior to any abduction, and I’ll have plenty of time to root around in the house for your EpiPen.” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5694 It really makes you think about the cost benefit analysis of using DEET. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5695 I told you what the baseball bat was for but you didn't believe me 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5696 Why all the melodrama 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5697 Relax. it’s just the new normal ! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5698 EVERY animal loves you more than me! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5699 Mosquitoes? What mosquitoes? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5700 I told you the honey-based conditioner was a bad idea... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5701 And you thought honey had no downside. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5702 Summer’s over. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5703 They made a mistake with the vaccine...some kind of bizarre mutation? Sounds like another hoax. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5704 The Realtor did not mention a thing about the swamp" 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5705 'M:osquito repellent is de rigueur,' doesn't mean it's optional." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5706 Population control has started 1.1207 0.03545 58 52 6 0
5707 In our world, animal trials follow human trials! Let's go make the vaccine! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5708 Well, they need a new judge before the election 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5709 They don’t seem to be interested in me at all. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5710 Is this the 2020 version of Calgon Take Me Away? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5711 I should’ve known it was their last day before hibernation. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5712 Sorry Honey, they promised me immunity from bites for life. I had no choice! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5713 Pregnancy swings 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5714 You forgot your flip flop! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5715 See, I told you the murder hornets would come back 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5716 I just wanted to catch some Zs 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5717 Relax. They justwant your plasma for the vaccine. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5718 I told you that we wouldn't get away from them in the Poconos! Jersey's "State Bird" will carry you back Down The Shore. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5719 Will the Queen write a book? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5720 Trouble. Who should I notify? Wildlife biologist? Entomologist? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5721 she went to the trouble of staging a zoom kidnapping 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5722 HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5723 See the brighter side Honey , they chose Your blood over mine for their lunch . 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5724 Try to relax, we’re on vacation. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5725 Guess you should have used that repellent I suggested." 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5726 I believe in incremental improvements too....but Dad 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5727 I should probably spray on some of that repellent now. Where did you say it was? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5728 They seem friendly. I'm sure you'll be fine. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5729 I told them to buzz by for lunch. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5730 I bet this would make a pretty good meme. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5731 My birthday wish finally came true. Bug Off Honey! 1.1111 0.02158 54 50 4 0
5732 I told you and told you, worst beach ever. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5733 The bugs are eating me alive. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5734 I told you that spray was only going to make them angry 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5735 Just remember what they did in Starship Troopers, and you'll be ok. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5736 Uh-oh... Chernobyl skeeters. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5737 At least mosquitoes love your perfume! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5738 See if you can find out what's up with the bees while you're there. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5739 The blood bank robbers are at it again. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5740 I warned you about that citronella plant. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5741 Ugh, the BMI hornets make me feel worse than the murder hornets. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5742 We may need a different bug spray. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5743 Obviously they enjoy their outdoor dining experiences 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5744 Pandemic fear sure is making these humans more delicious. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5745 Whoopsi ,Daisy! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5746 Oh, and I forgot to mention , that seat was taken... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5747 I thought the Yelp review about the mosquitos was just hyperbole. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5748 Now, this wasn't in the Nova Scotia tourism brochure, was it? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5749 The good news is they don't carry the Corona-virus. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5750 Well...so much for zapping them in the microwave... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5751 Maybe they won't like O negative. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5752 See? Told you bananas attract them. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5753 Perhaps next time you'll rethink not applying bug repellent. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5754 Must be your blood type. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5755 They're just screening for Coronavirus. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5756 Now, try pinching their arms. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5757 Relax, you should see my woodpeckers. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5758 I told you they were big. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5759 Wow, the mosquitoes here really do eat you alive. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5760 Low carbon footprint transport, and they take Venmo too? Do they deliver pizza? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5761 I thought you put on the industrial strength repellent? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5762 I told you to use the mosquito spray. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5763 at least one of us is getting succed tonight 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5764 I couldn't afford the mosquito abatement service this year. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5765 I'm sorry hon, a deals a deal. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5766 Black fly. White fly. Alice, you have to stop profiling everything 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5767 No, mosquitoes don't like me. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5768 Honey, quick play dead! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5769 No worries, honey. I'll remember to take the roast out of the oven before it burns. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5770 But who will cook, now? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5771 What was you said,...no way will I spray on "Deet" ? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5772 That’s not how I would get a buzz on. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5773 I thought the murder hornets were May? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5774 I told you they weren't biting! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5775 When I said that the mosquitoes were bad, I meant bad as in bad dudes. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5776 Just dropping in, are you? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5777 Well, so much for the DollarStore bug repellent! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5778 Don't worry, they're not the fearsome murder hornets. These guys will just hold us hostage awhile. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5779 I said bug repellent NOT propellant 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5780 I don't carry cash now. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5781 Fun fact: Have I told you about theTexas state bird? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5782 I guess these are the Kidnap Mosquitoes. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5783 I think he misunderstood, I asked for a stinger not sting her. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5784 Does this mean no pizza tonight? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5785 Relax. They don't carry Covid. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5786 Oh no, now if you get Zika we'll have to delay having kids for at least a few years. Ah, shoot. Jeez. Gosh darn it. Maybe you were right that fly fishing in Belize was a risky idea for vacation, but who could have seen this coming? Definitely not me. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5787 This probably isn't a great time to say I told you so, but I did tell you to use the bug spray. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5788 Bye, honey make sure to be back be supper. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5789 First murder hornets,now this?! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5790 Maybe I shouldn’t have bought that repellent I spotted on the baking aisle, Doris. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5791 They get desperate this time of year. submitted by Tim Cooper 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5792 I think we jumped the gun. We’re not up til October. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5793 I believe you have just been randomly been selected to join a hybrid COVID 19 alternative injection study 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5794 I told you so: bug spray. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5795 I don't think this is what Emily Dickinson had in mind. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5796 And that’s it; mine looked smaller in comparison too? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5797 I'd help, but I think they're female mosquitoes. They bite. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5798 Honey, I told you to buy the bug spray before the shrink ray 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5799 Just be glad they’re not murder hornets. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5800 Surprise! I thought you would enjoy a few days away So I booked you a flight. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5801 When I mentioned I was ready to fly again, this isn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5802 What happens when the buzz is ignored 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5803 I wanted to have a large mojito, not a large mosquito having me! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5804 You said or sex life was getting boring, so I thought I 'd help you out with a different experience 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5805 No one calls the bug man on us! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5806 You're right, normal repellant is too weak for Alaskan mospuitos 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5807 I asked you nicely to "bug off" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5808 She's not fly enough for you, sir! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5809 IT'S JUST 2020 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5810 Mom, I told you to get bug spray service. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5811 Bingo card, blah, blah, blah. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5812 It's ok, I'm sure they're vegetarians. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5813 Oh it’s not that big of a deal Clare bugs bite me too. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5814 Obviously the mosquitos have a different opinion that I do and think you will make a good host 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5815 I’m not sure but this might be what our broker meant by “period of adjustment” when he sold us this 3 Mile Island cabin with a view. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5816 Well, it WAS inevitable. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5817 It's the attack of the drones from Amazonia! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5818 Maybe you should give them a chance. What have you got to lose? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5819 I am thinking that now would be a good time to start praying! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5820 I thought you always wanted to be fly anyway? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5821 You didn't tell me that you signed up for the new vaccine trial. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5822 -Dear, how high are you? - Actually, it's "Hi, how are you?" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5823 I told you this would happen if we kept buying GMO produce. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5824 The murder hornets demand a sacrifice. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5825 When will lunch be ready? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5826 Guess you were right....it's not really safer outside. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5827 Do you still insist the DEET isn't safe? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5828 I guess we now know who took the bug zapper! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5829 You said you always wanted to be treated like a queen. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5830 You only have to worry if she starts nibbling on your head . . 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5831 This must be an FBI sting operation 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5832 I told you Skin So Soft wasn't made by humans! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5833 And you were worried about DEET. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5834 The backyard is a silver lining, my dear, that gives and gives again. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5835 They've always preferred you. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5836 You can go now. 2020 is done. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5837 Maybe they really are taking donations for the blood bank, honey. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5838 I told you we had an insect problem... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5839 Honey, didn’t I tell you that your library book was due! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5840 It's the end of summer. Don't worry. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5841 I think their problem was with your overstatement. Now the mosquitoes will be eating you alive. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5842 So, is this the part where I wake up with new moral insight into my mistreatment of insects? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5843 And we were worried about GMO Yellow Summer Squash 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5844 Just don't act like you're afraid and they'll go away. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5845 Honey, you're getting carried away with the mosquitos. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5846 I told you the mosquito experiment went awry. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5847 Yes, I know...this house was too good of a deal to pass up. But I warned you: it's not a good idea to live next to a nuclear storage dump. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5848 I’d like to help you but they’re using me as bait. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5849 Honey, machine learning isn't always perfect. I guess it's still learning on you. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5850 Uh oh. You must have used the DEET-free spray. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5851 I bet they’re from that swamp over by the Capitol. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5852 I hate it when they buzz my ears. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5853 Give em a few pints and they'll loosen up. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5854 Don’t get carried away.” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5855 They must be the new 2020 mosquitoes. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5856 We need stronger bug spray. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5857 I’d say the Mosquito Coast aerial team needs a little work on their landing. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5858 Must be true what they say about acquiring resistance to poison sprays. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5859 The buzzing annoys me too. Just ignore it. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5860 Sorry I used all the bug spray, I didn't think it'd be this big of a problem. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5861 You're going to vote whether you like it or not! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5862 What do you want ME to do Nancy? I told you not to forget the bug spray. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5863 They said the mosquitoes will get ya’ here but I didn’t think they meant this 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5864 Malaria’s being completely outshone. We need you for a Coronavirus vaccine trial. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5865 I said 'put on bug spray but you just wanted to argue about chemicals. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5866 You are needed back in the beehive, Queen bee 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5867 2020 and yet I didn't see this one coming... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5868 UhOh - quick! What are all those passwords & things I never bothered to remember? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5869 When you just thought you are free,the feverish soldiers arrive " 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5870 And just like that, Debbie realized the downside to testing positive for antibodies. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5871 911 my wife is being dragged away by giant mosquitoes! What? No they don't have masks on. What do you mean it's the new covid vaccine? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5872 Don't worry sweetie...they're males 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5873 Don’t worry, the humans will blame her underlying conditions 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5874 West Nile, Take me Away 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5875 okay maybe that blood donation programm went a bit too far... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5876 See? This is why I told you it’d be better to stay at home. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5877 Up next in 2020... October 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5878 I told them I was type A 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5879 but by telling you that the mosquitoes aren’t really there, and that even if they are there, that they aren’t any different than regular mosquitoes, I AM helping yo 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5880 This take away food thing is getting out of control" 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5881 ‘’Wow I guess my new mosquito repellent really works! Sorry honey...’’ 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5882 It's a VR video game, hon. Invasion of the Body Latchers. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5883 Relax. If they were really murder hornets you'd be dead by now 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5884 Well, as you know Florida wasn’t my first choice! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5885 They never stop bugging me! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5886 Honey, I don’t think the mosquitos like you any more than they do me. It’s all in your head. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5887 Another bites the dust.” A (one day) post-pandemic dating love story, continued 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5888 Didn’t you wish for someone to end the wildfires near LA? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5889 This competition is an insult to cartooning. Just so fucking philistine and wrong. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5890 Don’t be a sheep, Janet. If anything, you have too much blood. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5891 I mean you said you wanted attention... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5892 What’s your blood type again? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5893 Here, the original bugger 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5894 You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5895 I think you're getting a bit carried away with your anxiety about mosquitoes. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5896 I didn’t mean I’m bugging out literally! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5897 See Frank, this is the one who said mosquitoes LOVE her! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5898 husband says “Not exactly what I meant when I said ‘buzz off’ but I’ll take it!” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5899 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5900 Turns out the genetically modified mosquitoes find citronella candles romantic 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5901 I should have listened to you and put on the bug spray instead of the sun tan lotion” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5902 There is a blood shortage Karen, but I didn't expect the red cross to hire such professionals to ensure donations 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5903 Come on guys, social distancing, and put on a mask. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5904 Where've you been? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5905 Oh no, we forgot to pay the Amazon bill again. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5906 I warned you not to open tbe windows and turn on the A/C. I hope you're happy with your lower electric bill now." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5907 Were only taking blood today Next week it’s the Murder Hornets! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5908 I will never question you again honey! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5909 Amazon Fresh has expanded its customer base. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5910 We don't want either." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5911 My advice, don’t give up without a fight. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5912 I thought you said you had already given blood this morning." 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5913 You weren't kidding when you said Alaska has a lot of B-52s" Debbie S. Miller, Sitka, A 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5914 Now THAT'S what I call a crash landing! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5915 I think I liked the old Oz better. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5916 forget the murder hornets these are kidnapping mosquitos 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5917 The mosquitoes are really aggressive over here. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5918 Don't overreact, they're male mosquitoes, so it's not like they are going to bite. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5919 I told you those Earth Friendly repellants had their limitations 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5920 I thought the Deluxe Murder Hornet Getaway Package included masks! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5921 Just ignore them. They’ll go away. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5922 I'd like to help but that means schlepping all the way down to the tool shed and then finding the poison 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5923 We should be glad they didn’t send the big ones! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5924 Welcome to Wisconsin. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5925 They say it’s a myth that mosquitoes attack women more often than men. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5926 Did you have giant mosquito abductions on your bingo card for September? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5927 Don't worry -- they really like you 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5928 Natural repellent is not effective in New Jersey. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5929 All we need to end 2020 is a swarm of Locust" she said... 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5930 Don’t worry Gus, we’ll have her back after dessert. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5931 talk about sting operations..... 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5932 These days it's hard to B-positive. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5933 I knew that genetically altered mosquitoes were not a good idea. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5934 Are these Covid squitors? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5935 Honey, run, Trump and Bill Barr are here!! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5936 Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5937 I told you Uber was getting hard-up for drivers! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5938 COVID-20 Lunch 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5939 This is what happens after you demand I used that fogger. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5940 More DEET? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5941 I warned you not to use that growth hormone. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5942 Well, if you must know, they didn't really care for that crack about another summer in WASPtown. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5943 You told everybody I became a common housefly. Sure-enough, I'll see you off. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5944 Sorry, but they were all out of 6 foot fly swatters. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5945 I told you that organic stuff doesn't work. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5946 Still refusing my deet? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5947 Wow, those new "Federal Police" sure do have some strange uniforms, don't they. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5948 I told you that mosquito spray would have some unwanted side effects. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5949 Honestly, take me away. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5950 Didn't you bring the bug spray? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5951 Be back by dark. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5952 Told ya, they bite big 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5953 I told you we had to social distance Aunt Susie. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5954 Weren't the camouflage outfits that they wore in Portland bad enough? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5955 I got lost in Futuristic Park! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5956 It's a new simulation, so it's still a bit buggy. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5957 It could have been worse. They could have impaled you first. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5958 Where's the Calamine lotion? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5959 I know you're from Texas, but this is the one thing that's bigger in New Jersey! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5960 Actually, Minnesota's biggest problem is invasive algae. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5961 Up, Up, and away ! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5962 Don't worry honey, they've volunteered to bring you to your polling place. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5963 Florida developed them, they're sterile. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5964 I guess it's true what they say about Minnesota mosquitoes. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5965 I didn’t realize that in 2020 this is what happens when you don’t file your taxes on time! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5966 I know what's bugging' you,but you have no idea what's bugging' me. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5967 As it turns out, 2020 could get worse. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5968 Didn’t I tell you not to wear that perfume! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5969 Don't worry they're vegan. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5970 I told you wearing black was a bad idea out here. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5971 You're the one who always puts the ECOSYSTEM in caps." 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5972 Your Uber-Mosquito is now arriving 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5973 You asked to meet them. These are my pets. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5974 Well, you were the one fantasizing about a threesome. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5975 Honey, you’re always making a big deal out of little things. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5976 Some say they're man-made but I heard it was due to increased sunspots. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5977 Don't worry. They have six feet. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5978 Meanwhile in Texas... 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5979 I knew we shouldn’t have tried that new insect repellant. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5980 I warned you not to light the Off candle 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5981 I don’t believe in the giant flies , you are just being hysterical Democrat 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5982 They weren’t supposed to release the GMO mosquitoes until the new year. Can’t we get just one thing right this year? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5983 2020-making divorces easier. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5984 I was just starting to feel less anxious about contracting Covid 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5985 Giant mosquitos are carrying you away but I will remain in my chair, unperturbed. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5986 Wow, those blood sucking banks were being literal with the repossession company they hired 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5987 Little help here Gary? This Zoom fatigue is getting serious. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5988 I think the genetic modifications backfired. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5989 Welcome to Florida! GET IN THE VAN!! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5990 HEY......WAIT! You dropped your flip flop! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5991 Don't know why she freaked out. We're just being courteous, helping her up and all 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5992 Don't move, they'll fly away. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5993 Don't worry, it's just another random job interview which I lack the experience they need 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5994 I know the giant mosquitoes were on sale, but the kids wanted a dog. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5995 Well, maybe MidCoast Maine isn’t the best covid play after all... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5996 Finally someone came to rescue us 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5997 Easy there Tiger. This ain’t ending anytime soon 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5998 This'll be the last time we buy skeeter repellent from an ice cream truck! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5999 They do say they are more attracted to some people. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6000 I TOLD YOU TO SWAT THEM WHEN THEY WERE IN THER MINI PHASE1 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6001 This is the most advanced game of footsies that I've ever played. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6002 I told you to put on bug spray. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6003 So much for the tolerant left. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6004 I know you said you prefer natural and organic, but are you sure you don’t want to use SOME chemical bug spray? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6005 Lighten up.There is no climate change, and you're just imagining those bugs. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6006 Should we eat her now or bring her home for the big guys? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6007 Well, you said you wanted to see nature up-close and personal. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6008 She has wanted out of the relationship since 2019. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6009 QUICK HENRY, GET ME THE FLIT 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6010 Whatever you do don’t scratch..it makes it worse 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6011 Relax. They just want to genetically modify you to pass on a gene intended to wipe out your entire species the next time you mate. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6012 You should have applied the repellent before you came outside. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6013 Told you not to shave 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6014 Well you wanted cheaper than Uber! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6015 This year's Election Season's gearing up to be a real blood bath. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6016 If you’re still here in five minutes I guess I’ll go buy some Calomine. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6017 Looks like I'd better stop calling you 'Honey.' 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6018 These days people are either being attacked killer wasps or catching Covid19. It is just luck that you got the wasps and I have the virus.. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6019 Apparently, they wouldn't stop binging on ice cream either. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6020 Hey darling here’s your rodeo moment, rope ‘em and ride ‘em! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6021 They just want to keep us six feet apart 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6022 Relax, mosquitoes don’t transmit the Coronavirus! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6023 We decided this was not a good time. Oh and she just sneezed. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6024 I said "Deet" , Honey , not " Veet " ! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6025 The brochure did specify the buffet was all-inclusive. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6026 Zika will take it from here, COVID @will_b.rown 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6027 Florida summer season 2020 @sebaspos77 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6028 Those murder mosquitos are huge 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6029 The PI said he’d be bugging her, but not on our vacation! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6030 I call the white meat. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6031 They're just reclaiming their kind, Mitzi! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6032 Honey, don't be fooled by their size, they don't appear to be bloodthirsty! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6033 I’d use the fly swatter, but I can’t pick it up. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6034 One word, Darling - DEET 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6035 You say it like being sweet is a bad thing. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6036 They don't bite, they just feed on your blood a little. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6037 No,darling,they aren't Murder Hornets. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6038 Be thankful they 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6039 Wait until I tell you about the birds. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6040 HOLY FUCKING SHIT! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6041 You're so dramatic; clearly the mosquitoes are just complimenting your body. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6042 Aww, they must smell your giant mosquitoes. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6043 All I'm saying is, you should take it as a compliment they they find you so attractive. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6044 At least it's not locusts 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6045 Have a nice trip 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6046 Honey, I told you to wear a mask! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6047 I trust you voted 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6048 They’re steampunk mosquitos, but pretend they’re real. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6049 I’ll never use that deodorant again! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6050 Hey, YOU'RE the one who wanted to leave the city! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6051 So I guess you were right when you said Rex would never just run away. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6052 They don’t really like me. I think it’s my Mediterranean blood. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6053 Honey, they must desperately need a bit of fresh blood, type AB, for their suffering kids! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6054 Here is the drone you wanted. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6055 I didn’t realize the spray I used would attract larger ones. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6056 Yeah, I heard the bugs in the Adirondacks are bad this time of year. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6057 I don't know why but my relationships never seem to last. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6058 I think the mosquitos were worse last year, don't you? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6059 Looks like the patchouli has worn off. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6060 are these your friends you were telling me about? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6061 Try not to sweat, more will come if you do. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6062 I hear the West Nile is lovely this time of year. And Egypt is one of the few countries that still lets Americans in! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6063 You already had lime disease. Now what! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6064 Faith not fear. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6065 Told you not to hit their babies, dear.. See you around. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6066 Don't look at me, you invited them. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6067 I’d help you, but I’m really sensitive to mosquito bites. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6068 I warned you about global warming! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6069 When they come... they come at what you love. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6070 The mosquitos love you 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6071 WoW! I have only seen Gauromydas heros in a photo--they are larger in real life! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6072 I told you to use mosquito spray! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6073 When I said 'you guys suck,' I meant no offense! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6074 Maybe I should cancel that blood donor appointment... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6075 Finally, she'll stop bugging me about putting up that mosquito net. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6076 This should teach you not to take a flight during the pandemic. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6077 You’re more WASP than me, dear. My grandad was part Portuguese. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6078 Quick. What's your Amazon password? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6079 Look - you want kids, they need an egg host - it's best this way. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6080 Looks like you are this week’s selection in the “You Bug Me Baby” ‘rona distraction contest. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6081 Your the one who wanted to move to Texas! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6082 I'll put out some fresh flypaper. Catch you later . . .. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6083 Bugs what bugs? No, they’re not bothering me. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6084 Oh my, I guess I misunderstood when the realtor kept repeating that this neighborhood was safe, clean, quiet, and waspy. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6085 'I hope you took the pill this morning' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6086 This is why I was pushing the bug spray. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6087 Sing " The eyes of Texas " and they will let you go. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6088 I told you there were Republican sightings in the neighborhood! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6089 Due to present circumstances They requested you”.. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6090 Relax, it’s a massage. For your stress. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6091 get off me four... um thousand eyes! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6092 They must've flown in from Alaska. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6093 It's weird how they're attracted to certain blood types. Whaddya gonna do? I'm just lucky I guess. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6094 I swear they just never go after me. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6095 Don’t fight back it only makes them more aggressive. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6096 What? You always said they loved you more than me. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6097 You will never say I’m feeling bugged again! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6098 I'll bet this is the last time you forget the DEET. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6099 Your never happy 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6100 Shall I pack your overnight bag, dear? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6101 Welcome back home. Why did you run away> 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6102 I think this answers our question about insect mutations. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6103 It's 2020, am I supposed to look shocked? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6104 We’re with the CDC mam. Sorry about this but we’re in charge of keeping people six feet apart. You might want to put your masks on. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6105 I told you to get the giant size bottle of insect repellent! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6106 Take it easy. They're just chair massage hornets. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6107 My cattle get growth hormones. These are rescues. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6108 Ooohh my bad. I forgot to pay the bill again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6109 Set her down anywhere. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6110 At least they are just local not federal. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6111 Say HI! to the dog for me 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6112 I think we have a serious problem. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6113 See what happens when you exaggerate?!? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6114 I told you not to use Deet. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6115 This Adirondack chair bugs me. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6116 I’m sorry, Harriet, but the swarm was very persuasive. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6117 Dear, I forgot to tell you we’re out of bug spray 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6118 Yo, Herd Immunity ! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6119 Though much rarer than Triple E, Double E can be just as frightening. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6120 Honey, what's really bugging you? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6121 You're REALLY buggin' me... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6122 Whoa I'm seeing double - four 'skeeters! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6123 You asked for the cheapest ticket to fly; Madge! So don't complain now that there are no bathroom privileges! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6124 I guess they don't hear so well, Maria. I said I wanted to get rid of Malaria... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6125 I think I just got my period. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6126 Just relax, you’ll find they are mostly peaceful attacks. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6127 No, they're equally attracted to male and females. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6128 I told you if you made that casserole one more time there would be trouble. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6129 You're going to let a few mosquitoes ruin our good time? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6130 I assume that you are on your period? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6131 I don't know, they just never do with me. Lucky, I guess. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6132 Oh...la, mes amis. Or whatever interpretation you might prefer... chocolate treat for the week Orrrrshould I say... take her away Baby! Your choice! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6133 Yet again, no bug spray? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6134 Zika, Dengue or social distance 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6135 You've been so depressed since we've been confined to home, perhaps this little outing with help to cheer you up. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6136 Look at the bright side, replacing all those lost blood cells burns a ton of calories. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6137 Have a nice flight hunny. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6138 Take it easy guys she's not from Minnesota. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6139 You’re supposed to squeak “Help meeeee ... help meeee ...” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6140 Forget the ambassadorship. Putin wasn't humored when you thought that Rimsky's Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumble Bee" was the Russian National Anthem. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6141 here, let us help you get back on your chair. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6142 W(h)ass'p?? Click the couple challenge picture for us too! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6143 I guess you should have used big repellent like I did. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6144 darling, at least this is a private jet, no face mask required. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6145 What's the matter, Dear? Is something bugging you? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6146 No—not towards the light. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6147 I told you not to use so much Skin So Soft! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6148 You should have worn a mask. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6149 2020 goes on and on. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6150 I told you to put on some Off! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6151 I thought they were vegetarians! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6152 Glash wha I bin shaying ! Global Swarming ish real ! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6153 This isn’t a Calgon moment. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6154 Don't worry, they're paid actors. I just wanted to bug you for a change. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
6155 I TOLD you not to wear black. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6156 But I have COVID already!!! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6157 Why you? Umm, could be your perfume, or a ... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6158 I guess you were right -they are murderous blood-suckers. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6159 When you get back, please, bring me some whine. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6160 Don't worry, darling. They only eat the pretty ones. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6161 I told you that you needed to use some bug spray to sit outdoors! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6162 Well, next time you ask for ‘insecticide’, you should be more specific. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6163 Who did you vote for? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6164 It does feel a bit weird to socialize with human beings again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6165 I thought you were bringing the bug spray! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6166 Oh, shit, you TOLD me to buy the most expensive bug zapper. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6167 I'm sorry I forgot to pack the bug spray dear! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6168 I told you the real experience was way better the online one. I was starving, anyway. Wait, wheres her mask? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6169 What am I supposed to do about my lunch? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6170 Just don’t let ‘em get in the house. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6171 That's one way to fly safely this summer! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6172 Isn’t this humidity awful? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6173 I warned you to stop criticizing my parents. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6174 Are you regretting that ticket to ‘Swamp World’ yet? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6175 Should I get some of that repellent you forgot in the car? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6176 You might feel a little prick. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6177 If you'd only stop singing "Come Fly with Me." 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6178 And we thought cicada season was bad. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6179 I want a divorce 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6180 Cinderella redux 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6181 These new Government drones are so convenient 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6182 When Earth became uninhabitable, they moved to the cheapest planet" 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6183 I figured it was a good thing, you know, they like her better. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6184 West Nile isn’t cutting it anymore. We need to get our hands on that American Virus if we want to do any real damage 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6185 I think the killer hornets are back 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6186 I thought you said that all natural bug spray was safer” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6187 Small quantities are just not worth the trip anymore, so we decided to try buying in bulk 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6188 I told you to get your mosquito spray 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6189 You’re the one who wanted to escape New York! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6190 Oh no. Please giant mosquitos don’t take Betty. Oh no, they are taking Betty. Whatever shall I do? Oh no. Betty. aption 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6191 I told you it's a bad neighborhood. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6192 I didn’t mean this when I said we will fly away this weekend! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6193 When you said you wanted to sweep me off my feet.. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6194 Relax, they called you from the office. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
6195 Honestly, I’m cool with it. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6196 You must be O negative. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6197 Man am I glad to see you guys. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6198 Country living was always a gamble for the Thumbs. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6199 wow, you guys were in your homes for a while. we missed you! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6200 Don’t blame me. You just asked if there were cicadas here! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6201 I, for one, welcome our insect overlords. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6202 C’mon babe! Please don’t make a scene !! We need the money and You know the mortgage is almost in foreclosure !!! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6203 I’m sorry honey but they didn’t have organic bug spray. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6204 If you see the waiter can you ask about my Mai Tai? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6205 We take ze one with ze boobz 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6206 Honey, that was my ankle. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6207 It’s a new virus 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6208 Honey, everybody knows all the murder hornets have been captured. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6209 It’s that time of year again. #itchyscratchy 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6210 When you said the mosquitoes were after you, I didn’t realize you meant literally. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6211 Promise you’ll come back for me next 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6212 Is it 2021 already? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6213 March 227th, 2020. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6214 Wherever they're taking you has to be better than here. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6215 I can’t believe they were trying to force us to put up a tent. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6216 The blood bank is really getting aggressive about donations 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6217 They needed a queen. Consider it a compliment. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6218 Sorry, Beth. This cost me less than the post-quarantine divorce was going to. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
6219 Wow, didn’t realize amazon had started using delivery drones around here 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6220 I need to talk to my doctor about my SSRI dosage. I definitely should be feeling something when 2 giant mosquitoes carry my wife away. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6221 See? DEET beats essential oils. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6222 Honey, don’t panic - it’s our HMO’s new rapid testing via giant mosquito drones. I’ll see you at dinner. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6223 Told you Beth: that margarita was definitely too sweet 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6224 Honey I think you dropped your shoe. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6225 The murder hornets have come after all 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6226 I thought that bug spray smelled too good to be true. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6227 Make sure to keep in touch. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6228 I told you to use the bug spray. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6229 Told you that Deet-free spray wouldn’t work. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6230 Bugs aren't real" they sai 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6231 Hey! Your flip flopped! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6232 You're almost necessarily going to a better place. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6233 Let's move to Texas," you said 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6234 Wrong answer. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6235 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to move. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6236 I told you not to wear red. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6237 I hear they're good luck 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6238 Oh come on, it’s just a bug! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6239 I told you I don’t like to play footsies. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6240 They mean no harm. They only want you to meet their young. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6241 This wasn't on my Bingo card! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6242 Yeah, I wouldn't worry about those male mosquitoes, hon--I read that they're harmless. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6243 Relax, it's just a Covid stress dream 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6244 You think this is bad? Just wait until Biden raises your taxes. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6245 I just don't feel comfortable taking an Uber. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6246 Looks like they've mistaken you for a giant 'murder' hornet queen and by taking you they're getting away with murder. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6247 Come on... it’s us! We just switched to protein shakes during quarantine. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6248 Did you forget the DEET again? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6249 Ma'am, please sit still. I can't cut your hair if you're falling off your chair." 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6250 Eat now! The big guys in the woods will take her from us! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6251 That's what happens to anarchists! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6252 I mean - this is one way to show appreciation 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6253 This new species prefers grab-n-go meals. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6254 I have never been more jealous of anyone in my life than right now. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6255 You must have type O blood. They never go for me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6256 Well then, I guess I won’t see you again until 2021. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6257 Figures, it’s 2020 you know. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6258 Sorry dear Trumps Covid 19 team needs vaccine testing volunteers 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6259 Don't buy that bug spray again 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6260 You must have used the DEET-free bug spray. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6261 Whoa! That's not funny! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6262 They stop bothering you after you pass the bar. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6263 'Oh no! Let go', you said. 'Oh yes! Lets go', they said. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6264 Yes, I bought the spray. So what's your point? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6265 See honey, Global Warming’s not a Hoax. These are the ‘too early in the year’ Giant Asian Murder Hornets, not another attack on US from China! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6266 Who knew they were called 'Murder Wasps' because they solve murders! Why'd you do it? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6267 God told you not to mess with the nucleus! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6268 Of course, the mosquitoes just looove you. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6269 Your new bug spray attracts them! Just bite them - they won’t expect it! Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6270 You know that if I was the universal blood donor, that I would do it for us. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6271 You seemed bored. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6272 Just be careful next time you say you need to feel carried away. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6273 It's true the males don't bite, but we can sure be bloodthirsty. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6274 Your bunion really bugs me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6275 Sorry now that I ordered a Bloody Mary! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6276 She’s really more of a princess. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6277 Honey you should have sprayed more OFF! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6278 Don't panic; it's the Entomological Society's new antibody testing procedure." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6279 I’ll water the plants for you while you’re gone. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6280 Don't scratch the bites. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6281 And you scoffed when I told you Wisconsin's state bird is the mosquito. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6282 Thanks. Before the COVID shutdown, I could lift them myself. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6283 Buzz me? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6284 I tried to warn you it was too buggy to sit outside. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6285 Hawaii. I told you it was dangerous ever again to mention having fun. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6286 We will return her in autun... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6287 Can I get a pool table while you’re gone? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6288 Watch out for the electronic bug zapper. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6289 If you can't beat them, join them! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6290 Don't you think that a "WASP" yoga pose is a bit hypocritical? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6291 I told you to apply more repellent. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6292 That’s what you get for not wearing a mask! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6293 Oh, no murder hornets. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6294 You told me to watch out for the ticks out here. I don't think ticks are your biggest worry right now. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6295 Shoe, fly, don't bother me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6296 I thought you could use a lift 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6297 Oh! I meant to tell you. My mom signed us up for the blood bank's drone program. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6298 I told you to not bother packing, hon. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6299 Mosquitos always like women more. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6300 Your mom is better looking. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6301 Let's take her down to the bayou..." "If we do that the big boys will take her! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6302 They say it's better if you just relax and enjoy it. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6303 Say you convince them they're blood suckers, you think they'll care? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6304 Would you really prefer to take a plane in this climate? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6305 To hell with those discount mosquito nets! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6306 Wasp the matter” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6307 Uhm...yes, is not the same ZZZZZZZZZZZ as ours! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6308 OMG, they want me to replace RBG! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6309 Remember, the Lord said he needed the specimen alive 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6310 When you said your cousins were draining... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6311 We just had to move to Texas. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6312 The Covid-19 antibodies will soon have you well again Honeybun." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6313 Yup, I guess I'm gonna go... Must be pretty much tasty or frangant than you honey. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6314 Looks like I'm their Season's mate! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6315 That’ll teach you to disagree with me !! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6316 ... And you thought I overreacted to those Murder Hornet warnings 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6317 I thought you ordered the non-GMO mosquitoes 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6318 Next vacation we stay on earth. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6319 And you were against using bug spray 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6320 I don't think those count as mosquitoes. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6321 That citronella candle isn’t mine, I swear! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6322 Don’t pay attention to it honey, it’s only a manufactured distraction from what’s really going on in the world! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6323 But the MLM representative said the oils work!!!?? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6324 Wow I didn’t think ICE would come for us that quickly, quick grab my green card! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6325 I thought you said I was sweet too? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6326 being carried away for being a girl " 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6327 these must be the mosquito kidnappers 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6328 I’d say this is shocking, but I’ve learned to expect the unexpected in 2020. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6329 It’s the time...of the season...for bugging you. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6330 When time flies and I fly right with it. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6331 Honey, I told you that you were being sweet today. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6332 You are welcome. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6333 These Amazon drones can really deliver . 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6334 Come fly with me, we’ll fly away 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6335 Always remember, Emily, that every cloud has a silver lining! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6336 are you sure you sent the IRS check in time? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6337 Let’s go, Kafka awaits 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6338 I didn't believe when they said that the travel agents were blood suckers 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6339 Calm down, they're trained to be non-lethal. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6340 COVID, ecomonic depression and now the discovery that blood stunts a mosquito's growth. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6341 Don’t worry. They’re male. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6342 I didn’t say ‘few mosquitoes,’ I said ‘two mosquitoes.’ 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6343 MO" don't you just love the tourist season 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6344 Forgot the bug spray again! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6345 Just tell them it was me, I cut the tag off our new mattress.' 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6346 They're attracted to my blood type. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6347 You're just whining. I don't feel any bites. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6348 Wow Murder Hornets at least it wasn’t Covid 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6349 I'm sorry it's come to this Martha, but you leave me no choice. 1.0943 0.03029 53 49 4 0
6350 Your repellent - they just mutate! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6351 Text me when you land. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6352 Your hair smells delicious. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6353 I told you citronella candles wouldn't work. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6354 you blood is sweet 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6355 And now, the locusts. It was just a matter of time 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6356 A bet’s a bet 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6357 The phrase "BUG OFF" does mean to go away. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6358 Maybe, instead of 'Drop!', try 'Zzzzop!' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6359 Sorry, our boss told us to conduct a holdup at the blood bank 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6360 I notice they aren’t wearing masks 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6361 You see, the the new bug spray does work! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6362 Relax, the Samsa Massage folks come well recommended... 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6363 Sorry mate! When one's gotta go, she's gotta go 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6364 Relax, they promised a vaccine by election day. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6365 Giant Ominous Pee-Weevils also known as The G.O.P., quickly start yelling out science and facts and they should retreat to their bunker 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6366 Well, they already have a Lord, so you'll be their first Lady. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6367 Six feet, Pam! Not five and three quarters. Six! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6368 See! I told you to get vaccinated. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6369 This blood drive is a scam! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6370 But you've gotta love their impression of Sinatra. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6371 Wow, hon, this is just like that Jeff Goldblum movie. Crap, what’s it called? Oh yeah, The Grand Budapest Hotel. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6372 Maybe the nuclear powered bug zapper wasn't such a good idea. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6373 Next time, we're paying for delivery. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6374 I forgot to tell you the Adirondacks are a bit buggy... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6375 They're called Killer Hornets not bees honey 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6376 I could save you - but then you would label me a buzzkill. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6377 You were so excited for the summer, but so are we. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6378 Shhhhh… Just relax and allow the Cronenberg’ing to take hold. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6379 There’s always another bug out there that’s gonna get you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6380 These fundraising emails are getting out of control. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6381 They're representatives from our bank. Don't worry, I'll pay off the credit card bills as soon as I can 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6382 DDT did big things. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6383 I knew coming to Florida was a mistake. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6384 I guess he heard I was voting for Biden. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6385 Oh, this is the one time there's a benefit to being male. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6386 I didn't know you were O-positive. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6387 It's okay. They're nectar sucking males. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6388 Don’t worry...they don’t bite. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6389 The ransom note wil go to the RedCross blood bank. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6390 Well, you did sign up as a donor. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6391 This is why I like to sit with blondes outdoors. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6392 Now, honey, we talked about the blood-sucking lawyers 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6393 No citronella candles she says, now do you believe me? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6394 JUST DON'T MOVE! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6395 2020 is not over yet... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6396 I was right, global warming is going to have far fetching effects? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6397 They’ll bring you back when they are done. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6398 Don't tell me you forgot to apply the deet again? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6399 Mosqugrandes! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6400 So, I had a second serving! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6401 Don’t worry! I got a supply of hydroxychloroquine to treat Covid19 but you can have it now! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6402 The current situation is not meeting my prior expectations. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6403 Just don't itch those spots! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6404 Well you were bugging me first Sheryl" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6405 This is a ridiculous way to lose weight Alison. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6406 They’re called rescues, but I feel like they’ve rescued me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6407 Could it be your cologne? Or did you forget to sign up to vote? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6408 I warned you about the bugs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6409 This explains all the buzz about the Amazon drones. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6410 You expect me to believe you only wanted a selfie and now they want you to do their whole nest? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6411 I just feel like you are getting carried away with this malaria story. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6412 I thought you said "Mallory" was picking you up...? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6413 Climate change is real! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6414 Bob, you stupid jerk, you sent for the wrong kind of drones! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6415 Relax, it’s getting cooler! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6416 In Cajun country, they call these 'grosquitos'. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6417 I see Malaria is trying to take their Nr.1 spot again... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6418 Looks like your Uber came a bit early tonight. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6419 They flew in from China. What harm could possibly come from that? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6420 Do you believe me now about the murder hornets? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6421 I thought you said you garden with the organic stuff. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6422 Being hot has drawbacks. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6423 I told you three time to put on the bug spray. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6424 But - you're the one who wanted a 'threesome'! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6425 I TOLD you they would find out if you bought that Bug Bite Thing! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6426 I thought they were kidding about the mosquitoes in Wisconsin.... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6427 Don't worry, they're sterile! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6428 At least they're not murder hornets. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6429 You sprayed the mosquito repellant....There was no negotiating.... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6430 I remember my first bite. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6431 I tried to warn you about ‘the fly in the ointment’ term but nooooooo!” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6432 I'm sorry about that. The mosquitoes are a bit more out of hand this year, thanks to the COVID-19 Coronavirus. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6433 It's true, my Mom said, "Don't dump the filibuster!" 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6434 Looks like the president wants you for the Supreme Court. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6435 We'll stop by the bank on the way to the courthouse 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6436 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I have a new hobby. I got tired of goldfish. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6437 Wasn't bug spray on the list? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6438 All right girls, you can start with a massage, but I absolutely need a pedicure. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6439 You're right after all. They are more attracted to you than to me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6440 Hon, did you call Amazon's fly-in vaccinations? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6441 At least the narrative is not covid? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6442 Wow, Dangue gives immunity against Covid. Good Luck! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6443 Relax. Genetically modified mosquitoes carry no viruses. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6444 What do I look like - A SWAT team? Thomas J. Hurley Hopewell NJ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6445 You didn’t use the one with DEET, did you? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6446 C’mon Barb. 6 feet. It’s not that hard. Let’s scoot ya back here. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6447 I know you expected angels but this is 2020. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6448 Don't worry, the president told me they are friendly. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6449 I'm afraid I don't have a fly swatter big enough, sorry. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6450 How to repel a mosquito attack 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6451 This proves my point. Bug spray works way better than butter. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6452 We are CoronaBots. Humans, remember: 6 feet apart. Masks on. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6453 Don't worry, they are not acquisitive. Will return you afterwards 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6454 Mother warned me about marrying a WASP 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6455 Are they bugging you honey lmao 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6456 I told you that taking the trial vaccine might end up with you getting really big bugs 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6457 I told you if you brought up marriage again, you'll get carried away. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6458 Don't worry, there's no malaria in this region. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6459 The Deluxe package includes Dreams Come True. Yours comes with Standard Nightmares. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6460 Honey, the Plasma Patrol; they called earlier, said not to frighten you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6461 I guess this is my Eco-Drone delivery promised by Cyber-Date. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6462 Maybe we should have stopped after the Phase 1 Trial. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6463 Quit ‘buggin me about buying a citronella candle...it totally slipped my mind, okay? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6464 As it turns out, murder hornets are for hire. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6465 Can i persuade you NOT to vote trump ? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6466 ¨First the murder hornets, now this?¨ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6467 They're not bugging me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6468 Which pocket is it?! I see 100 of them!” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6469 Your ride's here. I got you a spa day. Happy Birthday. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6470 Go with the flow. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6471 Ok, these bachelorette parties are getting a bit out of hand. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6472 Gosh, Gloria. what scent are you wearing? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6473 Why am I in your nightmare?…oh yeah, I forgot, it's 2020. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6474 You're the one who wanted to vacation in Wuhan. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6475 They're attracted to your foot odor! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6476 How's that citronella essential oil working out for you? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6477 Did you forget your repellent again? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6478 That's what you get for buying the cheap bug spray. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6479 Honey, I warned you if you ordered that second Bloody Mary, you'd get carried away! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6480 I told you to stay off those dating apps. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6481 Did you forget to feed them? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6482 Don't worry. They're only into assault. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6483 I wouldn’t worry, I heard this virus is not to dangerous and will soon miraculously disappear 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6484 I guess that they are staying for dinner 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6485 I told you to take the six-foot rule seriously. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6486 Maybe next time, you'll listen to me and use the repellant. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6487 All I've asked is that we very soon invest in a few window screens. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6488 The mosquitos are particularly bad this year 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6489 ''I told you to cash those fly buys' 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6490 Relax honey, I understand they won't bight unless you antagonize them. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6491 I told you the Queen was important to them 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6492 I guess the bug spray’s not working. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6493 Don't worry. It's just a medivac demonstration. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6494 You're the one who forgot the bug spray, so... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6495 The dating site, Bumble, can finally beta-test its original business model. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6496 It's a bzzz-utiful day in the neighborhood. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6497 You’re the one that wanted the threesome 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6498 It could have gone the other way, but it's out of my hands. You're fired. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6499 Just ignore it Dear and it 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6500 What kind of citronella did you buy?? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6501 I'm sorry, I got the 7 year itch. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6502 Can you bring me an iced tea on your way back? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6503 Can't you see that a vote for Hillary and a vote for Immense Mosquito Queen were two votes for the same team? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6504 my name jeff *bruh sound effect* nae nae fo you get whooping *taco bell ding* this is the funniest thing ive ever seen *explosion sound* its okay officer i got that weed card *oh my god* *nae nae moment intensifies* oppa gangnam style 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6505 Will you stop asking me if you are fat now? Bugs are literally lifting you!" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6506 I told you to plug in the bug zapper. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6507 You're the one who wanted pets that would sweep people off their feet 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6508 Oh Oh! There goes your flip flop 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6509 Don't know, tThey never bother me 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6510 No they aren't flying monkeys Dorothy, that was three generations ago. Drone murder hornets are all the rage this year. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6511 Madame, your spa treatment is ready. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6512 War there a fly in the ointment? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6513 That should take you up to a 34D 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6514 Usually I'm the one who gets eaten alive. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6515 Honey, you can't blame this on 2020, too. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6516 I never read the fine print on these time-share rentals 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6517 The queen is dead. Long live the queen! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6518 I hate these Adirondack chairs; such an uncomfortable design, 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6519 There is strange comfort in knowing that no matter what happens today, the Sun will rise again tomorrow. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6520 Do not worry man!we are the judges of the competition for the longest annoying buzzing sound of the year ,and we are proud to say that your wife is the winner of this year! We will take her for a medal!Oh!but she was just talking like she ever does! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6521 As I was saying, the mosquitoes in Jersey are bigger. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6522 Meh. 2020. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6523 Fun fact: it's only the females that do the abducting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6524 I told you you should use mosquito repellent. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6525 This is a preventive extrication. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6526 Remember, Honey, no matter what they do, don't scratch. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6527 Quick, call the SWAT team! Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, MA. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6528 I don’t like violence, Susan. I am a businessman. I know blood is a big expense but I chose my men poorly. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6529 Citronella, schmitronella! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6530 I think the CDC might regard this as an invasive mosquito, maybe you should let them know? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6531 I told you, drones for deliveries, great. Drones for returns . . . bad idea. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6532 Don't worry honey, I'm pretty sure they don't spread Lyme disease. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6533 Still happy you lost those 30 extra pounds? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6534 Do you think it’s too late for pest control? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6535 There goes another one. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6536 This vacation is really flying by. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6537 I've always told you, you're sweeter than I am. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6538 I think I may have messed up one of my Amazon returns. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6539 Will you guys be going anywhere near the mini-mart? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6540 I told you that perfume was called "Come and get me if you think you can" 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6541 You mean you actually want to bug out? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6542 Bugg'n out 💙LEFT & RIGHT❤️ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6543 Mosquito Mercy 🙌 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6544 O neg, my absolute fave. Plus no 'rona' - bingo 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6545 Oh, are they gitten’ you? They aren’t gitten’ me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6546 Don’t worry! We’re with the Red Cross. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6547 I thought you had a great relationship with the Mosquitoes? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6548 Don’t worry, dear. The surface area to volume ratio makes these insects unfeasible. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6549 don't scare honey, it's new level of 2020 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6550 I told you wu tang is forever 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6551 Excuse me ma’am, we’re going to have to confiscate that bug spray 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6552 It's your fault! You HAD to say 2020 couldn't get any worse. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6553 Hey don’t get mad at me, it was your idea to downsize 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6554 The world wide web in 2020. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6555 Still couldn’t get rid of those flying things? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6556 Don’t worry - We’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6557 When they said there was a vacancy, I didn’t think the BUGaboo gang would be sent to fill it.. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6558 Now you know, I was not using a matephor. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6559 I told you not to tweet that... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6560 At least we’re not in Washington...Imagine if they were Asian giant hornets? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6561 I told you we should have put up a no soliciting sign. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6562 Is it October already? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6563 So you don’t like mosquitoes, huh? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6564 You’re late for your zoom call 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6565 You were starting to bug me, now you know the feeling. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6566 Honey, don’t be afraid. Wherever they’re taking you has to be better than here. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6567 Stay calm. I don’t want them to bite me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6568 When the reposquitos come to take back your favorite sandals. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6569 Sorry darling but it's currently the only safe way to fly 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6570 I think they put pheromones in your bug spray. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6571 Told you not to drink, it's literally happy hours for them! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6572 Yes, I did say the black flies were not a problem this year... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6573 First murder hornets, and now this?! 2020 is ridiculous! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6574 She’ll thank us later. Todd is the worst. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6575 Amy, I told you not to go with that second slice of cake! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6576 Winter is coming. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6577 They got mad about all of the attention the killer bees were getting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6578 Relax, Martha. It’s just dinner with the Stevenson’s. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6579 To save himself and the community a sacrifice had to be made 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6580 It’s your own fault for menstruating. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6581 Just call me al no one can see me or hear me but you 👼 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6582 Well honey you did say 2020 was coming for blood 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6583 Were any pesticides used? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6584 Talk about a buzzkill 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6585 Letting the Murder Hornets take me out of my misery early. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6586 And the third terror of the suburban backyard...The M USS’s... Mosquitos of Unusual Size... I don’t think they exist... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6587 Oh my guy! One each! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6588 Take the girl, leave the flip flop 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6589 It was only a matter of time in 2020 before the human-sized mosquitos showed up! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6590 Oh right it's 2020 - Zika's back 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6591 On your way over the parking lot, could you pop your trunk? My racket's inside. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6592 Hang on, Honey. We can rebuild. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6593 Did you change your hairspray? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6594 I told you hon,these Canadian bugs are Huge! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6595 A prayerful fall is in all of us. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6596 Don’t worry. They’re mostly peaceful. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6597 My lucky day! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6598 Sure, I'm depressed and all you can think about is flying away with a couple of strangers. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6599 An bring the repellent when you return, will you? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6600 Guess you do look fat in that shirt. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6601 You are instructed to partake in the new Covid19 vaccine experiment, the others flunked 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6602 Don't worry. I checked. They're not murder hornets. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6603 Told you not eat that banana. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6604 They're just being friendly. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6605 Honey, I don’t think the organic insect spray is working. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6606 Didn’t you know ? UBER has a drone deal with them 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6607 I was thinking we could take the kids camping this weekend. You up for it? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6608 I am not paying random!, 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6609 Can't you understand why you bug me? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6610 This would be a good time to remember all the money we’re making storing that nuclear waste by the back fence. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6611 Deet in I tell you before we came out here !!! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6612 We are volunteering to enforce social distancing. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6613 Who says love means never having to say you're sorry now? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6614 Remember, when they say “Take me to your leader” you go to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and not to Mayor Mahoney’s home around the corner on Acorn Lane. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6615 On the bright side, these are the first mosquitoes we’ve seen in weeks. “ 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6616 Safe travels!... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6617 I didn't think the effects of RGB's death would be so immediate! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6618 Let's take her into the piney woods and eat her. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6619 Next year you should remember the insect repellent. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6620 So it's true - The abduction hornets are the focus group for the Murder Hornets! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6621 Isn't it nice that we now have in-home dental cleanings and bite-wings in this time of lock-down. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6622 The locusts are right on time for 2020. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6623 you didn't buy multi-purpose perfume? Blame it on you now 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6624 Sure, there are a few bugs around - but don’t get carried away... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6625 Don't worry, we're just here for the food. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6626 . " Looks like they left the bins open at the nuclear plant again" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6627 Don’t worry, they are just gnats. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6628 This is absurd! I don’t even use Calgon! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6629 ... “sure, It’s 2020, why not mutant Zika Virus too!?” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6630 The mosquitoes are just enjoying themselves before the second wave. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6631 I told you start believing in them they start to grow 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6632 You keep saying ‘mosquitoes love me’ 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6633 I really do love a Rosè... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6634 We heard someone ate a bat. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6635 We shouldn’t have bet on ‘Giant Killer Mosquitoes for Fall 2020’ 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6636 I thought 2020 was already over. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6637 Wherever you are taking me, has to be better than where I am at. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6638 ‘It’s ok , his twitter said he’s already taken care of the murder hornets’ 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6639 You are the one who wanted to vacation in the Carboniferous period. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6640 They are kidnapper wasps! Not nearly as bad as murder hornets! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6641 I told you citronella wouldn’t work as well as DEET. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6642 Yeah, that makes sense. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6643 The locusts must be working from home. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6644 It's the SPA session I ordered....The DRONE service is amazing and they have BEES WAXING. in the HONEY CATER-COMBS. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6645 I told you they’d be outside this time of year! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6646 We were singing "Send in the Clowns,'" not "Send in the Drones"! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6647 I told you we should stop watching Star Troopers! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6648 Not to worry, we'll return her to Amazon and reverse the charges. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6649 Take me off of this god forsaken planet! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6650 2020... a year that will live in infamy! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6651 Two mosquitos tried to eat me for dinner! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6652 You people from the city are so weird about mosquitoes. Relax. Enjoy the outdoors. It3A%22FALSE%22%2C%22TDID_CREATED_AT%22%3A%222020-09-22T23%3A23% 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6653 No wonder that ticket had so much buzz 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6654 I told you about that perfume 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6655 That's the last time you'll say something bugs you. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6656 Back to the lab with your essential oil blend? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6657 Maybe I should stop telling the world how sweet you are. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6658 I’d help but I’m too bummed you made me leave my phone at home 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6659 You wanted something different! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6660 Oh! When I told you to buzz off, I wasn't expecting this! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6661 I always KNEW the IRS had an air force. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6662 You said you didn't want to take public transportation. That's how they do it up here. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6663 You should be very proud to get invited for a family buffet! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6664 You're right, the insect repellent doesn't work. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6665 Hey Jenny, be sure to leave the car keys. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6666 Before you go, I'd like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6667 I told you we needed to work out a few bugs on the shrink ray. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6668 I told you they were practicing this on Compo Beach in Westport, CT with the Dragonfly" Lisa Kober 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6669 Honey, we shrunk the parents. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6670 I've never felt remorse about all the mosquitoes I've squished, but now I feel fear. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6671 Oh Marge, have you been reading Fear of Flying again? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6672 I'd ask for my money back on that mosquito repellent. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6673 I told you to use the extra strength 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6674 Yeah, I think it's a new government program for "involuntary blood donations" 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6675 Ok, so next time the budgetary decision is the bug guys or a spa day... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6676 It feels good to have given, and there's the cookies and juice. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6677 Next time, use a stronger bug spray! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6678 Remember, count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add 37 to get the current temperature. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6679 The natural bug spray just doesnt work as well 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6680 Never say "we are the virus" around disease carriers. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6681 Well, no wonder. With such scanty clothes on. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6682 Bzzzz Bezos Police 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6683 First day jitters for Rusty and Mutt picking up their evening passenger at High Hum Adventures. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6684 Sir, would it be OK if we come back for you about 8:30? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6685 I’m sorry. They threatened to ruin my outside time! You know it’s all I have! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6686 If this is one of those tiger mosquitoes I'm blaming Carole Baskin. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6687 It’s not me, it’s you 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6688 Arrested for spying for the Flies. It is the time of Mosquitoes afterall! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6689 I told you we should have bought the extra big can of repellent! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6690 Ted and Martha are from legal. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6691 Relax. Probably just another Gates Foundation malaria study/ 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6692 Aren't you glad they're not 'boob'suckers? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6693 Don't worry -- Killer bees are nothing compared to COVID. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6694 I told you the bug spray just makes them bigger. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6695 Keep a distance of six feet! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6696 Why are you going after them? Did you not carry your human repellant? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6697 We are all from the buzzing family 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6698 Good luck Scott. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6699 Did you take your malaria medication? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6700 You wrote your way into this...so you better hurry and write your way out of it. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6701 Sucker! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6702 Scratching will only make it worse. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6703 I guess your not the only one that thinks I'm repellent. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6704 Hey, don't forget to vote. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6705 Hang in there honey, if they don't return you in 24 hours, I'll alert the Air Force 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6706 I told you Michigan was a bad idea. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6707 Satire Alert! "Trump says reports of kidnappings by roving gangs of giant mosquitoes wildly overblown" - Hilarious & Witty Observations by Andy Borowitz 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6708 You knew this was a risk when you married ne 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6709 I told you they were evolving. It's about time until they ask to move in. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6710 I warned you, the Mosca Mob is real. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6711 Your Uber Hornets are here. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6712 Mosquitos are notoriously bad losers when it comes to 'Musical Chairs.' 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6713 Sorry hon, but at least this makes your positive Covid test moot. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6714 Surprise, I want a divorce. My attorney arranged this. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6715 Should I get that stuff from Victoria’s Secret? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6716 YOU"RE the one who wanted to live near Three Mile Island. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6717 I warned you about using the DEET! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6718 Mind if I eat your flip-flop? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6719 I told you to wear Mosquito repellant, they are aggressive this summer. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6720 Sorry, I don't have $130,000 to shut you up. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6721 Oh relax Nancy, it's just a flip-flop. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6722 Couldn't they pick someone their own size? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6723 So, not exactly the alien abduction you had in mind? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6724 Well Jennifer I think your blood is A-mazing 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6725 Don’t worry about them. It’s the wasps you need to watch out for. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6726 I always suspected you were secretly a WASP! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6727 After years of asking "What mosquito?" he witnesses an attack in real time... 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6728 I've had enough of their yuppie buzzing. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6729 The candles just made them stronger! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6730 Sorry, honey. 2020 demands a sacrifice. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6731 This makes sense 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6732 I told you to use extra-strong DEET. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6733 I told you we needed to get a fly swatter!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6734 Don’t worry, hon, I just bought a fly swatter 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6735 Yep, your new repellent bypassed traditional lab trials” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6736 Honey, I'll get the deet. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6737 Relax, honey. Once you get back, they will never bite you again. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6738 I told you we were safer inside! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6739 I told you to stick to dogs and cats. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6740 I told you to get the shot. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6741 Marilyn, before you go, tell me the passwords for our on-line banking and your Facebook and Twitter accounts. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6742 But we agreed we are in favor of genetic engineering. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6743 Essential oil bug spray, huh honey? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6744 Darling, you always had great chemistry" 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6745 This is what happens when you read BuzzFeed rather than the New Yorker. Do you think Eustace Tilley would ever do such a thing? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6746 Don't forget the Clemsons are coming over for drinks at 5. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6747 Next summer, I'll screen this in. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6748 I think your WASP relatives don't want us to be together. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6749 Don't worry, they're males. They don't bite. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6750 This is global warming and the survival of the unfittest. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6751 So should I still take out my big surprise for the date, or...? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6752 I didn't think the first time I called you 'Honey' would get such a reaction. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6753 Now you see why I where long sleeves under my polo shirt? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6754 We were warned that the DNA testing might have unexpected results. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6755 It's the 2021 Toyota - Mosquito hybrid I was telling you about. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6756 Apparently, we are bad for the trees, so they are supposed to do that. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6757 Jessica!!! I warned you!!! This is WASP country!!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6758 Time for the enhanced COVID 19 Test. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6759 I told you the new UberWasp service would get off to a rough start. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6760 A surprise party? I could have sworn you said, a surprise phlebotomy. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6761 What's that perfume you're wearing? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6762 I told you to use the giant size repellent. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6763 It’s ok, Honey. I brought the calamine lotion. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6764 No, I think I'll stick with Uber. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6765 So how are you doing with your entomophobia? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6766 Don't worry, honey. I promise to pay the abduction hornets' ransom. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6767 Will have a back to you in 15 minutes. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6768 So what did you do now? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6769 I let you sing among the stars, I let you feel what springtime is on Jupiter and Mars - are you seriously saying that’s not enough??? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6770 Don't worry, hun; these ones don't murder. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6771 I told you not to eat bananas. It just attracts them. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6772 Dear, I told you not to wear that ointment. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6773 Big flies break all the rules, babe. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6774 2020 has been a hard year for us both Honey, but don't let it ruin the simple pleasures. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6775 Maybe Maine wasn't the best idea. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6776 Let them finish and it won't leave an itchy bump. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6777 I mean, I did warn you I had a huge mosquito problem. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6778 I told you that you would need the heavy-duty repellent. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6779 What's bugging you? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6780 Need I say Bug Off? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6781 Dr. Fauci reported that the coronavirus apparently affects insects differently. What else? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6782 Don't forget to take that sandal with you! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6783 But you're always itchy this time of year. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6784 Ugh! I thought I got rid of these hornets! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6785 I told you, Karen not to tell the authorities you were being harrased by a bunch of giant wasps 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6786 Don’t let the tree branch hit you on the way out! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6787 OK, OK. You convinced me. I'll call the Orkin man. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6788 What should I do when your StitchFix comes? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6789 'YOU SAID YOU NEEDED VACATION" 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6790 Maybe now you will only use a bug spray that contains DEET! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6791 I don't know...maybe I wouldn't feel so jaded if I just let myself get carried away by environmental issues like you do. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6792 They heard me call you 'honey.' 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6793 I tried to tell you that they consider DEET a super food! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6794 This is what you get for insisting I call you sweetie. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6795 It's the 2020 Swipe Left ... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6796 Did you know that you can now order a divorce on Amazon Prime? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6797 Glad to hear you've had all your shots..... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6798 Wow, looks like. you've got a shot at being queen. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6799 Unfortunately, the time on our Summer sub-let has run out, and eviction proceedings are under way. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6800 But it looks like he's trying to cop a feel! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6801 I wouldn’t worry, only females bite. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6802 I told you. It's because I eat so much vinegar. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6803 They seem to have moved up the food chain. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6804 Don't worry, I'll write a strongly worded complaint to our pest control company. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6805 It’s ready if it's slightly firm after a soft squeeze. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6806 They never bother me because I take vitamin B. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6807 Text me when you arrive at your destination, I will send you Calamine lotion. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6808 Oh good! We’ve been looking for the murder hornets!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6809 Why did we ever move South of the Mason-Dixon Line? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6810 They're Amazon Drones--I'll call the SWAT Team! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6811 relax! we are just hugging... 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6812 Don’t worry. They’ve been genetically modified not to carry Zeka or malaria. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6813 I told you to pack the bud spray. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6814 Don't panic - "murder mosquitoes" are just like "murder hornets," they only kill other insects, not humans. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6815 I warned you that you posts about inventing the Ultimate Skeeter Killer would have repercussions. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6816 So, to make a long story short ... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6817 Ma'am, you have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6818 Suzie it’s getting late to go flying.” “No worries Jack I booked a lightning bug. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6819 Hurry! Before I change my mind. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6820 And then in fall of 2020 the abduction hornets arrived. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6821 if it wasn’t the hornet bees- 2020 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6822 Take me down to the parasite city, were the grass is green and the girls are pretty 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6823 « Sorry honey, duty calls » 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6824 It looks like the killer hornets joined forces with mosquitoes 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6825 I told you not to kill that spider! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6826 Honey..I'm voting for trump again! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6827 I guess the Count finally surrendered to Uber eats 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6828 Why are you always making elephants out of mosquitos? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6829 See I told you some day my prince would come. . 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6830 Honey, would you please grab my mask? I left it on the kitchen counter 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6831 Wow, they're really eating you up, huh? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6832 I told you these invasive species were not that friendly. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6833 That’s the good seat. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6834 At least they’re not laternflies 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6835 I told you all the pacifists that don’t help out killing bugs wouldn’t benefit us in the long run Karen!!!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6836 I knew it! Just when we forgot, back again for the big plot twist! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6837 come out they said, don’t forget your mask they said 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6838 Mosquitos love me! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6839 Did her test come back negative yet? I’m hungry. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6840 Mosquitoes always did like you better. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6841 When you feed the mosquitoes too much coke ..... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6842 Guys! I said after i leave to grab a beer. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6843 Clearly, you provoked them by showing some skin. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6844 All of those breaking quarantine will be taken in for blood donations. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6845 What is it, again... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6846 Taking her for registration,did you register Jon?" #registertovot 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6847 You'll be fine! It's all a stimulation, remember? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6848 And to think we were worried about Zika. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6849 Its my Uber Ride back home....they are industry leaders in achieving zero emissions and carbon footprint in 2020. ;) 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6850 It’s okay, they are genetically engineered and harmless. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6851 You were asking for it with that outfit. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6852 the blood bank doesn’t mess around when it comes to delinquent payments 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6853 Man says “Honey could you grab me a hamburger before you head off?” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6854 I know you said mosquitoes love you, but didn't know they love you this much 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6855 oh no! you forgot your mask! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6856 Don’t worry dear, summer is over now so bugs won’t be around much longer! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6857 Everyone is out for blood this year. I saw it in the almanac for 2020. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6858 It was either fight or flight - I chose flight. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6859 I told you if we were patient and just waited for the right opportunity... and boom 💥 2020 falls on our lap! Now let's get her and get outta here! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6860 I told you I’m sweet! They love me 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6861 I told you they were real 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6862 It’s a bugs world and we’re just living in it. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6863 I think you bought the wrong thermions to use in your new perfume. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6864 Oh, no, Susan. Don't go. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6865 Look, buddy, you've been draining the life out of our home for so long it's not our fault the world got too big to ignore. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6866 On the blood donor pamphlet they it's their new no-show policy. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6867 I am no longer impressed 2020. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6868 You couldn’t have found a pool boy? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6869 Did you not light the Citronella? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6870 Maybe we should've stayed home and do some reading 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6871 Okay now SWAT them see if that works, you said you were going to fix it fix it! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6872 Something bugged me about the ad for this low-cost carrier 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6873 I TOLD YOU MANY TIMES NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE CORNOVIRUS! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6874 My gut says, they just want to find out my blood type. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6875 I told you to stop using the floral scented sunscreen! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6876 Try not to have blood. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6877 They heard you haven't registered to vote yet. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6878 Hey, we gave blood at the office. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6879 You lucky, lucky bastard! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6880 I thought we came out here to relax. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6881 I told you climate change was real. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6882 Don't worry. Only Anopheles mosquitoes carry malaria. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6883 I'll cancel the family photos 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6884 I thought you said you wanted to catch a buzz... 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6885 I probably booked us a little too close to the exclusion zone. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6886 Since when did you prefer them to me? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6887 If you can program these drones to be busy with themselves, we can get busy. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6888 Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas anymore, we’re in Texas! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6889 I don't know about you but just sitting around doing nothing I'm starting to feel antsy. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6890 I told you to take brewers yeast to keep the bugs away. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6891 She's coming with us! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6892 I told you to use fruit flies for the CRISPR tests. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6893 I told you not to swat at them... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6894 It's okay, just get me away from him! Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, CO 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6895 Didn't I tell you not to mention the President's name in vain? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6896 Have fun at school,honey! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6897 They're after your herd immunity. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6898 I'm guessing the citronella candles must have gone out. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6899 They’re after the silk! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6900 Yes I Desperately wanted to fly away somewhere but I don’t know if they’ve been tested for COVID. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6901 I thought the fuel gauge wasn’t working, it was on empty. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6902 Hey, guys, you did wrong choice! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6903 No, I don't think malaria should be you 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6904 Sorry, I'm allergic. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6905 Well, why shouldn't the mosquitoes have the option of working at home too? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6906 Sorry, Honey, but these killer hornets have devastated the honey bees. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6907 Well that’s a real buzzkill. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6908 Calgon, you’ve changed! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6909 Stop singing ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6910 Wanna borrow my Skin-So-Soft? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6911 Sorry for the offence. I rang about the fruit flies, not for the SWAT team. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6912 Relax, they're just reacting to prolonged social distancing. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6913 We should go back to non-organic pesticides. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6914 glad I'm immune to mosquitoes 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6915 Needless to say, we'll have a lifetime supply of honey. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6916 Don't worry, they're only after your blood. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6917 Was this the killer hornets we were expecting? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6918 I never was particularly attracted to that Eau de Merde perfume. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6919 This is why I stopped giving my children money. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6920 I'll keep dinner warm. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6921 Don’t swat, it’ll only make them angry. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6922 Summer 2021. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6923 See I told you mosquitoes love me! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6924 Can you bring back a COVID test 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6925 Pay up. I told you they would clap at our son" 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6926 Hi, we're the Koch Brothers. Welcome to the party of inclusion! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6927 You gotta remember they got wings and more flying time than you do 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6928 Don’t be upset, honey. I just taste so good to them 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6929 Bet she couldn't clap those hands, huh? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6930 C'mon! We can't let COVID steal our Dengue thunder 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6931 I know the writers of 2020 are running out of ideas, but this plot twist is not buzz-worthy. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6932 We need a snack for the road 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6933 Might as well 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6934 we have a vaccine for malaria but not corona 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6935 Don’t blame me, I voted for Hillary 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6936 They pick you up the most because you don't scratch them, that makes them think you like it. We are supposed to be their pets in this scenario. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6937 Honey, I am sure their bite is better than their bark 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6938 The bug zapper only gave them super powers. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6939 At least there will be nobody else on your flight. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6940 Should’ve stopped drinking when they asked, Laura. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6941 It bugs me 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6942 We need Karen to keep the foggers away 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6943 HEY, STOP! WAIT A SECOND! Those flip flops were a gift. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
6944 I know taxes seem like bloodletting,but you’ll get a social security check at the end of it all 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6945 O Deb, where is thy sting? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6946 After everything else this year, you know it was only a matter of time” 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6947 I told you to put out the extra citronella candles. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6948 I knew that perfume Culicidae wasn’t an aphrodisiac. You should have paid more attention in Latin class. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6949 Seems like the modern version of that nursery rhyme, Miss Muffet. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6950 Oh honey, don’t burden yourself with getting up and helping me. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6951 When I told you to bug off, I didn't mean literally! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6952 You're the one who said Jumanji wasn't scary. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6953 These ones seem a little big, but the other times you were definitely over reacting 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6954 I'll see you in 17 years 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6955 I told you you should have bought the new mosquito repellent 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6956 My heart ‘flies’ 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6957 I told you. You shouldn’t have endurance Monsanto 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6958 Honey, remember to pick up your damn flip flop when you get back” 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6959 I guess the repellent doesn 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6960 Be sure to ask their leader if that blood type theory is really a thing. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6961 C’mon honey. You gotta walk before you can fly. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6962 I told you the locusts were fake news. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6963 See, I told you you should have applied mosquito repellant! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6964 I think this one is a good pick, right honey 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6965 Worry not. Another pair from our locust squad will soon pick you up too. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6966 I told you that you’re getting carried away by keeping those suckers around. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6967 I told you to use the 40% Deet. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6968 I told you to use bug spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6969 I heard about a new threat to the suburbs. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6970 The Culicidae family sends their regards. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6971 2020: " Hi, I've been expecting you" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6972 No, for the last time I won’t give you my blood, why would I— are you sure you aren’t two mosquitos Weekend At Bernie’s-ing my wife? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6973 I sure hope this new bug zapper works. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6974 Just ignore them and they'll go away. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6975 That’s because Type O is a universal donor. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6976 I've heard it all! Now you say you can't talk because we have a rodent problem? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6977 "I need a blood transfusion, and you're a match. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6978 *sigh* I finally see what you mean about my repellent personality... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6979 Oh, no! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6980 Nice trip dear? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6981 I guess Raid does not kill them dead? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6982 You're right. I didn't have mutant mosquitos for October. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6983 Don't worry, these are the GMO kind... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6984 Honey, I told you you'd regret pinching pennies and buying ON! mosquito repellant. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6985 Honey? I think I need that Johnson's bug spray now! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6986 Honey, I've always told you that you're the most attractive amongst us! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6987 The new social distancing police sure are a real buzzkill 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6988 Oh my, did you forget the mosquito repellent? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6989 I told you to put on repellant, didn't I?" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6990 Annie, did you sprinkle the soda mitosis on the lab mosquitoes?" "This one feels like a befitting mate, haul her bro. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6991 Cicada killer capture 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6992 You wanted to be treated like a queen! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6993 You said you wanted to fly right? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6994 You killed our sister. Now you must pay! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6995 We knew climate change would make them a bigger nuisance. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6996 Like I was saying, I feel a little rejected. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6997 Oh no! You forgot repellent! 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
6998 Where IS 007 when you need him?! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6999 I told you not to buy genetically modified corn. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7000 This is why I said to use bug spray with DEET. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7001 I think that they mean well. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7002 Don’t be carried away by irrational fear 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7003 You forgot the facemasks and said we can risk it this once! I told you they were cracking down! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7004 Don't fight it, Janet. If one of us has to go it might as well be you. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7005 I told you to use the repellant before we left. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7006 I guess I should have mentioned. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7007 Winter's coming, they need to stock up now. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7008 I KNEW your perfume was too much! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7009 Well Sis, do you want to lecture me on the evils of DEET now? 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7010 Sometimes it just bees like that. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7011 Don't you just get sentimental over these old infestations that you could see. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7012 Quarantine fifteen. Jackpot!! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7013 Well, here's the proof at Last! I've always said they completely ignore me!" J K Fuller. Genoa,N 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7014 We did talk about this before moving to Bangor to be near the Duck of Justice. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7015 Well you managed to avoid COVID, but Zika? Nah. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7016 Wow. This wasn’t on my 2020 Bingo card! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7017 Mosquitoes have always loved you, but this is going a bit too far! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7018 Don’t worry their covid free. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7019 Congratulations, for your great taste you have been nominated the guest of honor at our dinner party. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7020 Oh right, order Deet. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7021 It's 2020. Are you really surprised? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7022 It is in lieu of a tax increase 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7023 Told you to use the Deet. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7024 We should take her out to the deep woods. No, you fool, that's where the big mosquitos are 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7025 Oh, honey, don’t get carried away! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7026 'You said you loved Sting......' 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7027 Well, our last name is Stinger. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7028 Good news is next time, we won't forget the bug spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7029 Told you that fly swatter would bring you grief! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7030 Make sure you have your cellphone 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7031 Well honey, resistance is futile.....these must be the characters from the Star Trek episode about The Borg Mosquitos” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7032 Now Bezos has gone too far with this drone thing! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7033 Just relax. They're with the government. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7034 I meant LOTS of Deet! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7035 I told you not to disregard the murder hornets. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7036 At-home specimen collection gets more creative by the day! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7037 I told you COVID-20 would be worse 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7038 I told you to call Orkin ! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7039 Oh, great! Just when you were about to explain why you think I'm self-involved. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7040 Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7041 Quick, Give me the keys 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7042 Would somebody tell President Trump that if he’s so sure he’s going to win he can delay this until after the election? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7043 No, no it’s too early for the surprise! Her birthday isn’t until Friday! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7044 It 2020, whatayagonna do? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7045 I had heard that the mutated species prefer your blood type. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7046 I hear they're desperate for O negative blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7047 It just seems like they're this big Elaine, the humming is really deceptive. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7048 See? Putting on an extra layer of DEET makes all the difference. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7049 2020, am I right? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7050 It's a praying mantis. You're in no danger. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7051 It's your phone they're after. I think you should take down that #sukitup meme you posted on TikTok. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7052 Once they find out how frigid you are they'll let you go. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7053 Come on! It's eco-friendly! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7054 It must be your new hairspray... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7055 Frankly, giant mosquitoes are the least of our problems. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7056 I told you to always carry a can of RAID 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7057 I told you deet don't work no more. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7058 Your ants need to back off. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7059 Can't be West Nile. They don't work in twos. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7060 I think its what we get honey, for encroaching on their environment 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7061 Like I was sayin', your pits smell of BBQ! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7062 Obviously, he doesn’t want to be the bad guy! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7063 No, Honey. I don't see any giant bloodthirsty ants dragging you off forever. Do you? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7064 Hey, not my fault you forgot your bug spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7065 You’d better take that flip-flop. You’re probably going to need it. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7066 Before you leave, can you toss me the Off? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7067 Meet Democratic donors, Weinstein, and Epstein. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7068 Don't worry, they're not the kind with Zika. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7069 Yes, you showed me your pedicure. Can you move your foot now? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7070 How terrible does the bug spray smell now, Debra? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7071 Take the Chick, leave the cannolis. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7072 I thought YOU packed the mosquito repellant...! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7073 T-Rex, I am sorry if my description called you a 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7074 Oh my God, it's the Covid marshals! 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7075 Now's your chance to be a fly-on-the-wall." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7076 Don’t worry, I heard them buzzing. I’m pretty sure that means they’re males and don’t bite. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7077 When you said "mosquitos love me" I didn't think you meant *this* much! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7078 I signed us up for Uber Eats. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7079 I wasn't being literal when I said beauty was in the eye of the bee holder! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7080 You and your harmless internet bug repellant! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7081 I ordered Africanized tse tse flies to help with your insomnia. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7082 I guess you can't cry uncle. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7083 I warned you about using Off! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7084 Hold still, they'll only take your bad blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7085 I've told you a million times,you have to pace yourself! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7086 I told you to put on repellant! The mosquitoes here really are killers. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7087 Relax! It’s just those genetically modified mosquitos. Apparently, they can’t do anything to you. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7088 Funny, I was just thinking about Gregor Samsa. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7089 Now will you use some bug repellant? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7090 I told you that you should have riden your bike behind the DDT fogging truck when you were a kid! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7091 I told you the electic fly swatter was a bad investment. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7092 How long should I wait for you before I start the sixth run-through of The Good Place? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7093 Dang it Loranne, I told you to bring the Human Spray! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7094 Just be grateful they aren't Murder Hornets. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7095 We do not, in fact, love you Abby. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7096 Amazon is taking this 2-day shipping a little too far. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7097 I guess mosquitos are better than vultures, 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7098 Why do you always have to blow everything out of proportion? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7099 Are you sure this drone transport service is reliable? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7100 I'd like to help, but the Guacamole Act of 1917 is just too much red tape. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7101 Honey, I really want to make this work, but I'm starting to have doubts about these marriage counselors. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7102 I think Sinatra's song had something different in mind. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7103 They must like your resilient, Midwestern blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7104 You dropped your shoe. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7105 Oh, fuck! Oh, God! They're taking me away! Call for help! I'm scared, I'm so scared. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7106 I heard this is the new method to get people to donate blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7107 All they want is sex. [SCTV shout out] 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7108 Mam! This seat is taken! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7109 See? You wasted all that energy on the meth gators and murder hornets... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7110 coming back for dinner hon? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7111 And that's why I use bug repellant 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7112 Sorry honey ... survival of the fitness always wins! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7113 The big ones don't suck blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7114 All I'm saying is, climate change has provided us with a new way of getting around. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7115 I forgot you prefer Lyft over Uber. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7116 I thought I told you to lay off all those bananas! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7117 Please......just take my blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7118 Keep calm, wait, and in a few second, Trump will change his mind and they'll let you go. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7119 I tried to warn you about Minnesota mosquitoes 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7120 I told you that you should use a stronger insect repellant. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7121 It's okay, Madge. It'll only be for a little while. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7122 The IRS does a pretty good job finding people. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7123 At least it’s a dry heat. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7124 Didn't I tell you to put some repellent on? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7125 I told you those citronella candles weren't working 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7126 Yes, of course, Nature can seem darkly impersonal, kind of stoke paranoia . .but you can't let yourself get carried away . . 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7127 See.....I've always told you you had sweeter blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7128 Mom and dad have decided to remove you from adulthood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7129 I don’t think the Red Cross believes us anymore. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7130 That’s one way to end a relationship. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7131 I warned you noy to buy Raid 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7132 Sweetie I should have warned you, the Murder Hornets are allies to the Florida Skeeters. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7133 You said, " Let's move to Texas. Everything is big there". 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7134 I’d be worried too. It’s scary to fly these days. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7135 This wasn't exactly what I meant by wanting to "donate blood"... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7136 Can anything else happen? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7137 Stay calm, they can smell fear...and blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7138 Are these the same guys who were bugging you at the club? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7139 Bee sting therapy worked for me. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7140 Life was a real drag before they made all of those edits to our genes. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7141 I heard locusts were next. But, my, my, these guys .... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7142 You weren't worried about covid, so I thought it'd be OK to invite the EEE guys over. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7143 Did you check the ingredients of your mosquito repellent 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7144 See! I told you but, NO! You wouldn't listen. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7145 Well you wanted to get sky high, but it' will suck. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7146 I heard ‘hostage hornets’ weren’t supposed to arrive until 2021. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7147 '"I told you the mosquitoes here were bad." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7148 Honey! What do you want me to do? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7149 Oh no COVID20! I told you to wear your mask last year! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7150 Evolution through climate change 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7151 Worried of Malaria, dengu. We got the solution. Buy our Dengu& Malaria insurance. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7152 No dear, you haven't shrunk at all 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7153 This friggin' year, man. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7154 Well this is certainly a buzz kill. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7155 Oh, don't worry. They said they are volunteers for the Red Cross. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7156 Well, I told you to put on some bug spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7157 But if we take her home to eat her, the big ones may get her! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7158 Where do we keep the salt, honey? You know, the salt! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7159 I don't know about you, but to me 2020 seems like an absolute horror movie. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7160 Who looks silly now because she poo-poo'd the giant hornet repellent. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7161 I told you the shrub sign should be spelled 'mesquite,' not 'mosquito.' 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7162 See, I told you that you didn't look anemic. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7163 This is what you get for taking your eye off the Murder Hornets. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7164 What did you expect? I told you that your AB negative blood type is the most rare. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7165 Yeah, they're different from summer to summer. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7166 I thought they'd never arrive. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7167 The computer told me to press enter. As in IT should do something. I didn't think it was permission to killer bugs. And they don't have masks! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7168 Bugs" insults them. Try "Wasps" Robert Karsh St. Louis, M 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7169 My Lyme disease just kicked in or else I'd help. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7170 Quick, Henry—the Flit! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7171 Wait a second, honey. Are they bill collectors or lawyers? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7172 tell them that you're not eligible to vote 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7173 Quick, Citronella, eat some garlic! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7174 Is this included in the all inclusive package you got us as well? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7175 I knew the murder hornets would be back. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7176 Sorry honey; seems I misplaced the fly swatter. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7177 Can you grab some bug spray while you're out? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7178 They're covid blood seeking skeeters. Results in one minute. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7179 Yes honey, that's why they are called mosquito "borne" illnesses. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7180 I told you to use the mosquito repellent with DEET! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7181 I’ve asked you repeatedly not to get carried away with your obsession about bugs taking over the world. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7182 I'm telling you, this mosquito repellent really works! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7183 This coronavirus mutation is the worst we seen so far! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7184 It's just the COVID vaccination team, Marge... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7185 I told you that bug spray had no DEET! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7186 ICE must have heard you were in town. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7187 Never should have stayed after Labor Day.... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7188 No one could make this stuff up 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7189 So, I know you are not a big fan of DEET, but... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7190 I told you to wear some repellent! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7191 Alaskan mosquitoes are real! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7192 Honey, sorry I forgot to tell you that the exterminator is coming next week, not tomorrow. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7193 I guess this is a bugging off excuse you will use to justify not voting in the 2020 presidential election. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7194 I don't like it either, but they're too big to fail. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7195 Feeling taken by the latest buzz 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7196 Don't be such a buzzkill! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7197 Don't worry. They've been bred to test for Covid19 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7198 Whatever it is, it's crawling on your back. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7199 I told you 2 whirly birds, absolutely no returns. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7200 It’s challenging to b positive 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7201 Well, you voted for the Democrats. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7202 Honey, I told you that bug spray was expired. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7203 I told you not to bug me again! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7204 Rodney Dangerfield gives his regards. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7205 The ticklebugs are especially bad this year. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7206 Hey, you're the one who insisted we try those weird reducing pills! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7207 Not a lot of bugs out tonight. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7208 Are you surprised? 2020 isn't over yet. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7209 Well, at least their numbers are down! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7210 I’ll be sure to let everyone know how many Tik Tok views this got. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7211 The humdingers are huge this year! It was predicted for 2020! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7212 Honestly, this is the least troubling thing to happen to me in 2020! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7213 Carful, these Chinese Drones might be carrying an infection! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7214 At least they don't transmit the virus..... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7215 Maybe next time you use the insect repellent that I give you. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7216 Like I said, they just don't like my blood type. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7217 Ah, here comes West Nile. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7218 Insectoid. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7219 2020 right?! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7220 Looks like you should have used the bug spray when I offered: I guess I'm not "repellent enough for both of us" after all! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7221 This must be what they mean by mutation 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7222 The cicadas have been especially intrusive this year. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7223 Ah, the perfect end to the summer of 2020. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7224 We had a prebosterous time at the park. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7225 Don't worry...these are the ones that don't bite. Shawn Wallace, NY, NY 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7226 Could you pick up some citronella candles while you're out? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7227 It’s not a big deal. Stop complaining about a little bite. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7228 Honey, is something bugging you? I think you're getting carried away. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7229 Is something bugging you? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7230 On the plus side, there’s almost no humidity today. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7231 I told you to use DEET, not NEET! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7232 Have you heard about the giant lantern flies? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7233 I think I know why. 99.98% of all living insects are female, I guess they bought into that intersectionality nonsense about which you are always blathering. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7234 Don't worry she'll be back to pass it on to you! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7235 Oh, that reminds me. Can you get me a Bloody Mary while you're up? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7236 Girl, are those shoes on sale? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7237 I know, but is it not about bee 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7238 I told you not to drink that vodka. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7239 Boy, the insects are really getting you tonight, hon. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7240 I think you take social distancing on a flight too far! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7241 It's just a little mosquito bite in the scheme of things. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7242 I told you not to use that pollen infused body wash! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7243 I didn't know you signed up for the new COVID-19 vaccine distribution and administration plan 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7244 For once I’m GLAD I don’t have type O negative blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7245 Don't worry, Honey, they're definitely not Murder Hornets. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7246 Relax, they're mosquitoes, not killer hornets. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7247 I don't worry - every year there's somebody using that expensive organic bug spray to draw them off. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7248 Somehow I thought they’d be green. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7249 Those are Mosquitoe giganteus, a harmless giant species of mutant mosquito. Don't worry! They are harmless! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7250 Honey, I think this has been a very relaxing vacation despite the heat and humidity. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7251 No way am I trying your repellent. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7252 That's strange. They never bother me. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7253 I told you the landlord's a real bloodsucker. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7254 I told you, a splash of DEET wouldn’t kill you. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7255 I’d move to help but I’m too bored. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7256 All those years of not using Deet in your bug spray should make you healthy enough to withstand this, right honey? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7257 Oh sorry, I forgot to mention that my neighbors are Republicans. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7258 Oh! So murder hornets is a real thing, Huh. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7259 I guess I better stop calling you, my ‘honey bee.’ 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7260 Don't worry, they can't breed. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7261 How else did you think a carbon neutral ride service would work? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7262 That reminds me ,my pest control people should have been here last week. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7263 Don’t be an alarmist. Just because the Justice Department enlisted murder hornets, doesn’t mean we’re on the road to fascism. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7264 i'd do it honey, but you know i'm allergic to skeeter bites. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7265 I told you that Trump had the place bugged. You shouldn't have mentioned JB. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7266 I told you they were massively obsessed with me! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7267 It’s no use, really. If I save you now, the big ones will just take you away from me. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7268 I told you summer in the Bahamas would be less dangerous than Wisconsin! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7269 Don’t be surprised. It’s 2020!! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7270 The bug spray had steroids in it. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7271 Relax. It's 2020; anything goes. Didn't you get the memo? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7272 Dammit Elsie, I told you that the 6-12 wasn’t going to be strong enough! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7273 Oh my God. Even the chair falls down! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7274 I wasn't always so pro-pollinators either. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7275 I Did Tell You To Vote!! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7276 Could 2020 get any weirder? 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7277 HUMOR THEM JOAN,THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7278 Wow, who have you been bugging now! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7279 Don't worry about me, these bugs do not carry the Corona Virus. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7280 Well, you owe me 20 bucks. I've had giant mosquitoes pegged for summer 2020. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7281 So glad this resort is finally living up to its buzz! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7282 Is this the result of global warming or did Trump see our Democratic yard signs? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7283 Yeah, they said the kidnap hornets were going to be bad this year. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7284 Honey, don’t resist. That usually makes things worse. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7285 Remember Tiff. . . Distancing! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7286 Help! This is NOT a grandiose fly-by-night hallucination. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7287 Bee-ware of your surroundings 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7288 0h no, I didn’t know we were playing the Jumanji game, and I thought this was going to be a quiet pandemic pod outing. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7289 It is preventing bites, though. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7290 That all natural stuff NEVER works. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7291 The AI engine found you the perfect match a few minutes away. Sorry for the inconvinience 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7292 Do you really think the mosquitoes are worse this season? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7293 Chernobyl tourist agents really are bloodsuckers. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7294 You're letting yourself get too carried away about our huge mosquito problem. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7295 You should have bathed in citronella like I did. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7296 I TOLD you Citronella doesn't work! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7297 I heard about this. You are being human trafficked through Amazon’s mosquito drones. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7298 The Red Cross is getting really persistent these days. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7299 You're positive these bloodsuckers aren't your cousins? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7300 They told me they’ll leave me alone if I don’t fight them on this. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7301 Don’t give in, they just want to smell defeet.” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7302 On the plus side, you said you missed flying so much! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7303 After all these years I wish I'd just called you "darling". 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7304 You are not six feet apart! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7305 Maybe it's your new perfume. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7306 Most reviews are full of hyperbole. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7307 Now will you listen to me when I tell you to put on the mosquito repellant? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7308 Those pesky mosquitos are at it again! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7309 I''ll return that insect repellent tomorrow... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7310 I pretty sure they are from Georgetown Prep. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7311 Damn. I thought you were gone for good. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7312 Murder mosquitoes! What else does 2020 have in store for us? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7313 Are they big enough so you can hit them now??? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7314 I told you to wear an insect repellent! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7315 I guess you've had anopheles. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7316 Somehow I was expecting this to happen! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7317 Baby 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7318 I’m a little buzzed by that bug spray, good thing you didn’t use it. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7319 Libtards and democRATS think that's funny during a pandemic 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7320 When you told me you signed up for a blood drive I didn't expect this. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7321 I told you that you should have re-registered Republican! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7322 Promise you'll wait for me... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7323 sorry, my adopted parents are a bit intolerant of mixed ... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7324 Let me get this straight. You two are emergency medical technicians and doctors of hematology? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7325 I told you not to make them angry! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7326 It's been a great 7 years, Margaret! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7327 You can always plead the fifth. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7328 Don’t worry, Canadian soldiers don’t bite. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7329 Don't worry honey, it's just part of the complementary spa treatment. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7330 Looks like your blood doping has made you a swarm hero! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7331 Hey, babe. Ya know I love to feel you. But with this damn virus, maybe we ought to consider those new toe condoms they’re talking about. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7332 Well you keep saying you never get to go anywhere, all of a sudden you want to stay home? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7333 SIRI!! ... I said “take-out pizza” NOT “take me mosquitoes!!” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7334 When I said "buzz off," I didn't mean literally! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7335 Never happens to me, my blood type is D- 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7336 It's arachnoid not Adirondacks!! How dare you? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7337 Yea! That a Buzz 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7338 I warned you not to wear perfume. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7339 Don’t worry wifey! You have to expect a few midge bites on holidays... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7340 How dare she exclude us from her 2020 bingo card. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7341 Looks like the murder hornets called for back-up. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7342 Just social distance out of this one Huh! giant flies fake news. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7343 I'm tired of just scavenging for crumbs at picnics 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7344 I told you that repellant we bought was too cheap! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7345 Oh sure. My turn and you bug out. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7346 Didn’t I tell you, “The label has to say 100% DEET!” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7347 Random Tandem Pandemic 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7348 Come on, Wendell. How many times have I told you? You can't squeeze the lemon dry. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7349 Was it something I said, honey? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7350 Don't just sit there, do something! Sorry, I'm buggin' out babe. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7351 I think it's the insect repellant that we are using. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7352 I knew it was a mistake to refer to you as 'honey' dear! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7353 Don't worry; I'm sure they won't want more than half a pint of blood. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7354 It's Knatural Selection. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7355 Not to worry. I just read that the Nile virus hasn't spread here. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7356 THE FLIES ARE GETTING BIGGER, AREN'T THEY? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7357 Why are you bugging out? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7358 See. I told you this would happen if you were still undecided by October. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7359 You wanted to vacation at Jurassic Park. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7360 Don't get carried away, its just a couple of mosquitos. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7361 I told you not to leave the grow-pup out. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7362 Amazon’s testing its returned goods protocols. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7363 i TOLD you to not use that homeopathic bug spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7364 I thought I told you a no fly zone!” Skip Parker, Reno, Nv. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7365 It's okay they don't bite anymore 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7366 Relax. There's no EEE around here. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7367 Perhaps we put too many miles between us and the city? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7368 You can tell they are family when they share the same blood" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7369 This is way more exciting than not giving you a rose! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7370 New cologne, dear? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7371 I suggested you not wear black ! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7372 You didn’t spray? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7373 Don’t worry; they just put you inside an empty fruit jar until you donate a few bucks to the happy insect fund. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7374 Well, I'll bee... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7375 Karen, isn't it really funny how mosquitoes just never seem to bother me? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7376 What? You're going to the blood drive without me? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7377 Good luck to ya honey!” Bo Adam, Los Angeles, Ca 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7378 We're being overrun with murder hornets? Don't get carried away. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7379 Face it, flys are always a problem this time of year. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7380 It’s our lucky day! You forgot your deet spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7381 They claim you whacked their little bro". 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7382 Trust fall. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7383 Anything you want to tell me about that guy at the office Christmas party before you go? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7384 Maybe we should take the book of Revelation more literally. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7385 Maybe you shouldn't say 'bite me' whenever I annoy you. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7386 I think they just want to know why you gave A Bug's Life two stars on IMDB! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7387 Ahh, well, they said that their drones were disguised as common insects, and that they would just blend in. They were going to deliver tickets. Um, remember that trip I promised you? Surprise!" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7388 These flies, Are really getting out of hand! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7389 fly fly fly away home! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7390 They're features, not bugs. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7391 I'll have to get back to you with the DEETs." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7392 They just want your chair at their dinner table. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7393 We lift, bro." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7394 What did I tell you? You're using too much Miracle Gro on the flowers! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7395 Don’t worry, they’re not real, we’re just reenacting “The Fly” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7396 No worries. I won't forget your sandal. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7397 I'm the man of the house, Amy. So behave. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7398 This is what I mean drone dating 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7399 Good luck. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7400 'No spraying' you said. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7401 I told you there would be dire consequences if we didn't wear masks! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7402 lets see how you guys like it 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7403 ...or would you prefer INside? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7404 Apparently you have a "type A" personality. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7405 You're the queen here, so why not expand the brand! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7406 It might not be your thing, but everyone has a niche and these mosquckold videos do big numbers on certain websites. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7407 They probably smell your mosquitoes. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7408 I guess the Asian giant hornets like women. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7409 Don't worry, dear, they are just buzzing for your seat. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7410 You're getting carried away with this mosquito situation! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7411 I guess you were right. We should have brought bug spray. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7412 These are agents from their SWAT team. Can you appreciate the irony? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7413 They just don’t seem to be interested in me 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7414 The spray does not protect from the Amazon Reverse Drones 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7415 Well,thanks for meeting me Carol but unfortunately "mother of professional Tok Toker" does not meet the company's requirements for sales rep. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7416 I told you not to eat organic 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7417 Maybe the discount for vacationing near the nuclear waste disposal site wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7418 Murray, how many times do I have to tell you, throw the small ones back! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7419 It was your idea to try Skeeters for carry-out! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7420 At least you changed your clothes this morning. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7421 Really, Margaret, I'm getting a little tired of your constant hyperbole. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7422 Don’t worry. I’m fairly certain those aren’t murder hornets. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7423 Get some snap shots. I think their a new species! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7424 They’re just doing some AB testing. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7425 maybe they’ll give you that mud mask you’ve always wanted 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7426 I told you it wasn’t just a Minnesota legend! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7427 Hey Donald what's happened? No worries Karen, those Mosquitoes doesn't exist too! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7428 I guess they *do* love her” — inspired by @jtfirstman’s Impressions 🦟 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7429 Oh! The IRS officers! Never seen them before like this! They probably have a flying start these days... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7430 Quit nagging me, I’m trying to relax. Buzz off!! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7431 don't be always so dramatic, mosquitoes cannot spread Coronavirus. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7432 In September 2020, the Giant Mosquitoes hatched. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7433 It will only sting for a second 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7434 I know my DEET spray is smelly, but I think it's effective hon. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7435 We've got our guinea human to test the new pandemic we're about to unleash. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7436 We’ve changed landscapers 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7437 Darn it! I told you we should have just moved to the suburbs instead of using the shrink ray. Worst pandemic idea eveeeeerrr! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7438 Did the mosquitoes take over corona🤨? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7439 I told you mosquitos are obsessed with me! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7440 'it gives you a buzz', they said... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7441 I’ll pay soon I swear! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7442 Okay, fine - but be back by dinner. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7443 Relax, these organic drones are said to be the next big buzz. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7444 - "If you don't move, they won't bite." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7445 Damn autocorrect. I meant to say I liked WAP...not WASPS 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7446 I now understand... That’s why the government told us to ‘stay home’ 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7447 Beats being stuck inside for months 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7448 Don't worry, they're sanitised! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7449 Well honey, it’s been a good run.” #202 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7450 If buzzkill had wings 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7451 This time we will experiment on these so called homo-sapiens. 🐝 . 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7452 -“Take us to your leeeeeaaader” -“I promise, you guys are gonna wanna wait” 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7453 Honey, I told you to put on bug spray BEFORE we left the house. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7454 At least they brought you home, Dear. Sheila from next door, ended up as lunch for the Queens Colony last week. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7455 This tickle score is only 6 out of 10. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7456 Got room for two? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7457 Bye Sheila 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7458 Major spoiler in the final episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7459 you are the one who said you wanted to see new places, Jess. Happy birtday. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7460 North Dakota, if the boredom doesn't get you the mosquitos will. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7461 Ah, it’s so nice to have a little getaway from the kids...Wait! Are you pregnant?! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7462 OMG! First COVID 19, and now the Uncurable Superbug!! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7463 What were you saying you hate about 2020? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7464 Now stop it! I told before, no dessert til you finish your dinner. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7465 Please don’t post this on TikTok, you’re not fourteen. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7466 Ugh, thank God, take me away from this year. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7467 This would be 2020’s version of the October surprise... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7468 Just a normal throwback Thursday to July 9, 2020. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7469 #mynetw “Honey! Don’t forget to tip the boy for the meal” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7470 And you wanted to sit outside 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7471 Oh right, we forgot all about Zika. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7472 Ma'am, you are definitely not the woman Prince Charming met at the ball last night. Let's go. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7473 These must be election year mosquitoes 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7474 Believe it or not, this actually not the definition of Kafka-esque 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7475 Honey, remember to be back for dinner. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7476 Love is in the air 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7477 Aww, it’s because you’re so sweet. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7478 Corona, hornets and wildfires ..finally got to pay back for all the swats! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7479 Excuse me, garçon, this bottle is corked. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7480 Our friends can be such pests 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7481 I told you not to forget that mosquito repellant 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7482 We’ve come for your daughter chuck!” -Beetlejuice 198 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7483 This was not the year to genetically modify mosquitoes 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7484 Of course! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7485 I’m sorry Josie 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7486 Well I did tell you the organic bug spray doesn’t work as well 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7487 Well Dave, at least the newest horror of 2020 involves a socially distant flight 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7488 The the killer hornets made a comeback for Fall sweeps season 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7489 The messers become the messees. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7490 Just relax, Honey, Bill and Melinda said they’ll probably just vaccinate you and then leave you alone. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7491 I gotta tell you any other year this would be alarming. Enjoy and please wear sunscreen. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7492 Relax honey. Their just finding out if you are the right blood type 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7493 the best cation is by @tinyusefulthings but she forgot to hashtag you! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7494 ‘Ok they are giant! But why can’t they just bite and leave like in old days!’ 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7495 Honey, take a deep breath and fight these bugs like they've destroyed our cocktail hour 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7496 Just another day in 2020 dear. At least this will be quick. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7497 If Zika virus happened in 2020 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7498 Honey- tell Rhonda I’ll be late for our 3:30 Zoom. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7499 Is it still 2020? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7500 You're not my type, but it looks like your theirs 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7501 You still need me to grab the Off? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7502 Maybe they wouldn’t bother you if you covered up more. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7503 I told you we should've bought those citronella torches! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7504 Don’t worry honey, it will only sting a little. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7505 Mosquitoes love my veins 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7506 Why you, my darling? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7507 I thought the term ‘blood in, blood out’ was just sensationalism. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7508 She looks like a good Lord 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7509 Relax, it's just some routine questions 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7510 quick catch!.... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7511 The deal was only for blood 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7512 Must be something about your blood... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7513 Tell them you just gave. s 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7514 I find if you apply sunscreen first your can avoid these situations. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7515 Should’ve sprayed. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7516 I thought you said you weren’t ready to travel yet, Honey? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7517 Oh well, I guess you can stop worrying about when the new COVID vaccine’s gonna hit the shelves 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7518 Guess the Jewish New Year didn’t fix anything. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7519 Oh, quit your whining...you KNOW it’s 2020 for Pete’s sake. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7520 Ahhh, all natural mosquito repellent. You always take one for the team, Honey. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7521 Did someone roll a five or an eight? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7522 Seriously? We’re reviving the Murder Hornets chapter of the apocalypse? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7523 well, you did say you didn’t want Covid to take you away from the love we have 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7524 I TOLD you I was buggin’ out. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7525 sorry hun, I'm not sure if I'm able to help you, a little busy enjoying the sun 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7526 You’re right honey, the mosquitoes ARE really bad this year! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7527 You got that Keto blood, gurl. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7528 you not wearing a mask , please come with us , its for your safety 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7529 I'm tired of playing Jumanji! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7530 summer already...? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7531 All things considered, the mosquitos don’t seem as bad this year. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7532 See! I told you that mosquitos love me! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7533 Right, the old, Monster Locusts Are Kidnapping Me routine. You still have to split the check. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7534 Stay sexy and don’t get murdered-hornet #ssdgm #muderino #mfm 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7535 Don’t bee different! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7536 Oh good, the Murder Hornets finally showed up! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7537 I told you to apply mosquito repellent" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7538 Your friend defaulted on her blood pact; we're here to collect with interest. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7539 I told you not to get so carried away.... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7540 ''Honey, this is why i didn't want to have kids,they are all about mama'' 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7541 oh well 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7542 'Weren't they suppose to leave in autumn?' 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7543 Well they’re your sisters too now.. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7544 'I told you told to buy the bug spray at costco, but you never listen to me Frank!" @olicorazon 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7545 No sweetie, murder hornets were April; these are kidnap mosquitoes. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7546 I thought they said it was safe to donate blood every eight weeks? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7547 I swear kidnapping mosquitoes weren't on my 2020 bingo card ! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7548 Super.. mosquitos. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7549 We ONLY want the wallet...bloody expensive these days to suck on some sugar, if you hadn't noticed." "I'm guessing he hasn't. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7550 Don’t tell me you forgot about Zika-virus!? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7551 ‘Be safe, honey. Don’t forget to write.’ 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7552 . Alright honey, the pandemic brought us in, and now the murder hornets bring us out.😞 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7553 You remember when we got them a year ago? I still think that pet shop owner omitted to tell us something. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7554 I thought murder hornets are bad but they’re nothing compared to murder mosquitoes 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7555 For our tenth anniversary, I asked for a more dramatic impression of butterflies in the belly and Cupid's shot. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7556 Should I get the repellent now? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7557 They’re the latest batch released from Florida. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7558 Sorry hun, they were cheaper than a hitman. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7559 I told you they like the taste of whiteclaws. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7560 Hm I guess it’s flu season 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7561 Don’t worry. They don’t carry COVID 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7562 Wonder who is the happiest of all! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7563 Don’t worry, these are the genetically modified ones 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7564 I told you we'd need mosquito repellent 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7565 October’s apocalypse moves you upstate. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7566 I’m just still not sure I believe murder hornets are a real threat 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7567 Nature takes over 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7568 Remember before coronavirus and we were worried about Zika and west Nile ... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7569 I tried to tell you mosquitoes prefer blondes before you got your hair colored." 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7570 How many times have I warned you not to get carried away by those online CRISPR kits? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7571 May we assist zzzzee mademoiselle? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7572 How about this old campground favorite? ’There’s two skeeters on my Rita, Get ‘em off!’ 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7573 I told you to get that B12 shot! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7574 Don't worry, they are males, only the females bite... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7575 I told you, I upgraded us for the next plague 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7576 I told you if you didn’t vote something terrible would happen. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7577 I told you Skin So Soft doesn’t work. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7578 Here we go again! It’s been a great year. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7579 It'll itch, but they're not poisonous. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7580 Occasionally you make my imagination fly away with you. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7581 Don’t worry you can just mail in your vote 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7582 „I’m telling you, it’s the Clintons!“ 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7583 Ma'am, you have to wear a mask on the premises. You are a danger to others" 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7584 Florida. Since forever. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7585 Well, you told me to call pest control! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7586 2020 has me buggin’ out 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7587 Seems they don’t bug off so easily 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7588 Well, THIS is typical for a barbecue in 2020 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7589 -You didn’t knock! -We don’t have to... #blm #justiceforall 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7590 The mosquitoes here are huge. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7591 And you were worried you might get stung! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7592 Did you have to rave to your parents about my neighborhood? You know all they ever see is Flip-The-Wasp-Nest-For-Cash-And-Prizes. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7593 Dear, Remember I said the insects are much larger during COVID, stop complaining! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7594 I told you more deet more deet ! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7595 To swat is futile. Go with them. They'll rule next. Nice eyes too. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7596 If they decide to release you can you get me Back a jar of Honey? Now buzz off. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7597 Oh yeah, and another thing about 2020; Murder Hornets. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7598 Next time, take the jitney. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7599 I guess things are not turning around.... 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7600 You ordered a return to 2019? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7601 Who needs DEET, " you said. "Why do we need to sit in the screened porch", you said 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7602 Maybe now you’ll stop singing that Lenny Kravitz song. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7603 Who should get your flip flops? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7604 Don't worry, they're harmless. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7605 I told you to eat that garlic knot. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7606 How's your day going? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7607 Yummmy....lunch! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7608 Welcome to Cape Hatteras 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7609 Husband: Honey, it’s all in your head. The mosquitos that do not exist: 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7610 I told you to get the EXTRA strength repelant. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7611 Don’t kill my wife! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7612 Would you have preferred the Adirondack lounge? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7613 Bargain priced tickets on a no-name airline! “What could go wrong?” she says. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7614 Relax, some people say the wasp thing is a hoax! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7615 I told you to put on some bug spray this morning. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7616 You ARE at your parents’ beck and call. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7617 The always struggle a bit when the third one is missing. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7618 Lucky you! My HMO doesn't cover bloodletting. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7619 Now don’t you feel a bit better about your own parents-in-law? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7620 I told you not to wear cologne! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7621 Let's have bipeds' steak today! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7622 Keep saying "like Trump, it's all in my head, it's all in my head . . . " 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7623 That's the last time I'm buying flower-scented deodorant. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7624 Don't be so melodramatic. I heard it's all fake news... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7625 Damn Florida! I would take DENGUE over this! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7626 you're one of the lucky ones 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7627 When you said murder hornets were a hoax... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7628 You didn’t want to borrow my DEET! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7629 Attack of the giant, blood suckers. Dinner is served. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7630 Shall we eat them here or take them home? No we better eat them here, if we take them home the big guys will take them away from us! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7631 You said, "Uber Drone," right? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7632 I’m sorry honey! I can’t livestream this without my phone! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7633 It doesn't say a cherry in the script. If you don't mind, I'd prefer a pumpkin. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7634 I warned you. Only SUPER DEET works on SuperMosquitos. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7635 No, no. The culicidae du soleil. It’s different. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7636 I told you we should have gotten a fish. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7637 Being a WASP in 2020 sure ain't the same as 1950 is it? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7638 Come with us please Miss, you're just the diversity we need! Our excuse wasn't going to fly. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7639 Just stay calm and they will not hurt you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7640 Guess the mosquitos WILL carry you away! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7641 Maybe this wouldn't happen if you didn't show so much skin 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7642 Bye Bye Piggy! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7643 I'm giving you to the King of the Mosquitos. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7644 "Hey! Take me, too! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7645 Nursing shortages have really started to get out of hand. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7646 I told you not to wash your hair with that honey lemon shampoo! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7647 Tell them that you are in quarantine and the joke is on them. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7648 I told you the bug repellant from the health food store wouldn’t work! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7649 Yeah, the mosquitoes are really bad-ass this year. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7650 I think you're getting carried away by the idea that you are unusually attractive to them. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7651 I told you those natural repellents without DEET didn't work! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7652 Told you it was a waste of time worrying about COVID... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7653 I told you leaving that tampon in for 3 days was a bad idea, but did you listen? You're lucky it was the mosquitoes, not the bears being attracted to that weird fishy smell. God, your hygiene revolts me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7654 Yikes! Murder Mosquitoes! Didn't I tell you to make sure you put on your GIANT BUG SPRAY? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7655 Aw c’mon, don’t you care about the babies? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7656 You're always saying you want more female friends.... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7657 I told you Avon’s Skin So Soft was the most effective mosquito repellent. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7658 Shit! We said 'shit' too often. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7659 Don't worry, they're not murder hornets. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7660 Did I mentioned that there is a new Bug Spray good for all types of flying insects, the can with the yellow top. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7661 I've warned you about credit cards 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7662 OK. NOW I CAN STOP PESTURING YOU! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7663 Dang house by the river!! (To purchase this house go to hell) 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7664 It’s OK. They are both males and males don’t bite... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7665 They dipped into your sweet, coffee creamer, and like steroids .... chair-boom! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7666 I think they’re here to take away what’s been sucking money out of me for all these years. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7667 Oh, it looks like we’ve got bigger problems in 2020. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7668 Don't leave yet. It's nearly sundown. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7669 There’s no vaccination against that yet, either . 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7670 Hey, I told you to use the bug spray with deet. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7671 I wish I could afford flying lessons. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7672 Related? How did that happen? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7673 Well, you did say you wished summer was back, Jane. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7674 If mosquitoes are getting this big, were going to have to find a giant aerosol can of flit 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7675 I told you: we're in the sequel to the Incredible Shrinking Man. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7676 Funny thing, I was just about to wonder what else could go wrong in 2020. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7677 Boy, 2020's mosquito season sure is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7678 Were's your mask? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7679 Fine, I’ll go get the bug spray” #mentalloa 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7680 It's not lockdown lethargy honey Honestly, by the time I'd be back with the Repel you'll be miles away. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7681 Bzzz, tasty! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7682 I promise you guys, you’re making the wrong choice—he has antibodies! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7683 The buzz refused to wear off and decided to multiply 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7684 It appears that Justice Cruz is finally making good on his call for mandatory one on ones with people on both sides of Roe v. Wade. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7685 The world’s problems can make you feel so small 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7686 Who let the Mosquitos out (zzzzz)(zzzzz)(zzzzzz) 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7687 It looks like today is when my friends from the Midwest are taking me out for a bite. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7688 The bugs really haven't been that bad this summer. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7689 Well we've had a good run but I forgot to tell you that not only did I write the Hive Queen and the Hegemon but I've re-established a new colony right here. #EndersGame 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7690 Beeheee 🐝 beeheee 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7691 Lord of the flies wants YOU 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7692 Jim, when you said we were going back to Pennsylvania I thought you meant the state. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7693 Don't move out, else, we too would get Corona! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7694 This is not what I meant when I said I was itching to get away, Brad!” #newyorker @alisolomain @newyorkercartoon 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7695 They laughed when I pitched the citronella polo. Who’s laughing now? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7696 I’ll get my salt gun. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7697 These guys can really give you a buzz 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7698 I bet they are taking her to a better country. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7699 First Volunteer ....... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7700 I told you not to forget the back of your legs. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7701 Give is your DEET. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7702 Can you please take him instead? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7703 She - "Will he, won't he?!" He - "Yes you can!" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
7704 We must take the blood of the first born. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0