Contest #726


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726

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids.”
  2. “It’s odd, you know. They never seem to bother me.”
  3. “If you ignore them, they go away.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-09-28T00:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-10-12T00:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-10-06T00:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 12, 2020
Number of captions 7705
Number of responses 978388
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Once they choose their queen, honey, it’s really hard to change their minds. 2.2035 0.00872 7283 1426 2949 2908
1 The President says that we should ignore them they will just go away. 1.9498 0.01508 2831 986 1001 844
2 I asked you to go get two MOJITOS!!! 1.9342 0.00988 6521 2306 2339 1875
3 Clearly 2020 isn't over yet. 1.9336 0.01086 5363 1890 1941 1532
4 Is this your first visit to Minnesota? 1.9201 0.01540 2704 983 954 767
5 In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this 1.8850 0.01007 6037 2236 2261 1540
6 Relax! The president says they're harmless. 1.8813 0.00988 6675 2620 2228 1826
7 Mojitos...she ordered two MOJITOS! 1.8654 0.00776 10655 4227 3635 2793
8 That's funny, they don't seem to be bothering me. 1.8457 0.01047 5671 2268 2010 1393
9 Six months ago, this would have made the news. 1.8444 0.00791 9699 3816 3576 2307
10 Don't worry, honey. I called the SWAT team and they're on their way. 1.8346 0.01108 5054 2059 1774 1220
11 I saw them coming ... but I didn't want you to panic. 1.8267 0.01090 5441 2311 1762 1368
12 Am I still the worst thing that’s ever happened to you Bethany? 1.8240 0.00946 7052 2962 2374 1716
13 I think I ordered from the wrong Amazon. 1.8053 0.01822 1983 883 603 497
14 Wait - what’s your Netflix password? 1.7914 0.01188 4536 2025 1432 1078
15 You were right -- they ARE attracted to you. 1.7788 0.01198 3878 1605 1527 746
16 Let's go to Texas," you said. "Everything's bigger in Texas," you said. "It'll be great," you said. 1.7659 0.00957 6481 2860 2278 1343
17 Nuke the mosquitoes, you said. What could it hurt, you said. 1.7589 0.02087 1344 594 480 270
18 Maybe we should stop treating the garden with Miracle-Gro. 1.7522 0.02107 1239 532 482 225
19 So now do you believe in climate change? 1.7479 0.02066 1313 575 494 244
20 Looks like you are finally getting your wish to be 'queen for a day.' 1.7447 0.02307 1081 484 389 208
21 I think they might be carriers. 1.7305 0.01468 2675 1228 940 507
22 You said to book the cheapest flight available 1.7189 0.01263 3639 1712 1238 689
23 See? I told you it was dangerous to proudly self-identify as a W.A.S.P. 1.7046 0.01320 3385 1649 1089 647
24 Don't worry, I hear they are going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle - they will disappear. 1.7033 0.01326 3384 1659 1070 653
25 I told you not to step on the little one. 1.7011 0.01328 3202 1525 1108 568
26 Ouch. Honey, you’re on my foot. 1.6809 0.01280 3717 1915 1074 727
27 You know it's a hoax, right? 1.6806 0.01557 2345 1160 774 411
28 We should go inside before they get really bad. 1.6770 0.02121 1220 595 424 201
29 To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids. 1.6745 0.01099 4707 2353 1533 821
30 Somehow it always ends up being about you, doesn’t it. 1.6716 0.01421 2817 1415 912 490
31 You just had to ask, "What else could happen in 2020?" 1.6650 0.02010 1403 711 451 241
32 Well, I guess we scratch lemon-eucalyptus off the list 1.6573 0.01291 3125 1532 1132 461
33 At least you won’t be here on election night 1.6513 0.01407 2948 1553 870 525
34 Oh, I see, you meant what all THAT buzz was about. 1.6503 0.02455 858 424 310 124
35 How’s that organic insect repellent working? 1.6474 0.02714 763 396 240 127
36 I keep telling you to use deet spray at the cottage, but noooooo Miss I-only-use-organic-products won't listen 1.6470 0.01418 2785 1444 880 461
37 Stop exaggerating...we have seen exactly two mosquitos all day. 1.6458 0.01278 3300 1701 1081 518
38 Before you go, what's the wi-fi password? 1.6401 0.01204 3873 2035 1196 641
39 THAT'S what else could go wrong this year, Claire. 1.6384 0.01222 3700 1934 1171 595
40 The spray said it killed 99%. What did you think would happen to the 1%? 1.6344 0.02416 908 467 306 135
41 Don't worry. In a couple months, like a miracle, they'll disappear. 1.6308 0.01192 4144 2268 1138 738
42 It's odd, you know. They never seem to bother me. 1.6213 0.01160 3985 2107 1278 598
43 What part of, “We have a big mosquito population here”, didn’t you understand. 1.6198 0.01883 1486 781 489 216
44 Don't act scared; they can sense that 1.6195 0.01486 2402 1268 780 354
45 I guess you're their type. 1.6182 0.01222 3876 2146 1065 665
46 You win. It CAN get worse. 1.6128 0.01844 1578 850 492 236
47 Oh, I think dengue may be the least of your worries right now. 1.6119 0.01517 2257 1194 745 318
48 Actually, Jessica, I DO think you’re getting carried away... 1.6116 0.01332 3221 1788 893 538
49 So you got yourself a blood-sucking divorce lawyer; I went a different route. 1.6106 0.02301 1053 578 307 168
50 I’ll send the SWAT team. 1.6045 0.01396 2951 1662 791 496
51 Is it just me, or are they a lot worse this year? 1.6039 0.02355 871 451 314 106
52 They don't seem to be bothering me" 1.6012 0.01378 2911 1616 840 455
53 Good thing you sent in your absentee ballot. 1.5993 0.01518 2416 1350 684 382
54 So, how's that organic, all-natural bug repellant working out for you? 1.5986 0.01476 2601 1468 709 424
55 You shouldn’t have been so braggy about being a universal donor. 1.5983 0.01929 1379 742 449 188
56 ... you should see the bats that eat them... 1.5976 0.01609 2182 1234 593 355
57 I knew pestilence would be next! 1.5958 0.01508 2504 1425 667 412
58 Remember 2019, when this would be considered weird? 1.5954 0.01464 2464 1351 759 354
59 Honey, that settles it. They ARE worse than last year! 1.5921 0.01414 2542 1381 820 341
60 Should I call the SWAT team? 1.5882 0.02758 692 383 211 98
61 I did warn you that mosquitoes here literally eat you alive. 1.5876 0.01593 2010 1105 632 273
62 Now I know why the house by the Nuclear plant was so cheap. 1.5876 0.01554 2233 1252 650 331
63 I told you to stop saying ‘2020 can’t possibly get any worse!’ 1.5866 0.01575 2199 1242 624 333
64 The White House said it's a new species from China, but nothing to worry about. 1.5864 0.01593 2154 1218 609 327
65 I’m not getting bitten but if you think you’re getting bitten we can go inside. 1.5854 0.01668 1896 1070 554 272
66 Go Figure. The experts all said being outside was the safest place to be. 1.5790 0.01737 1620 880 541 198
67 I am really hoping those special Brownies have kicked in” 1.5789 0.01684 1831 1022 556 252
68 I just feel like every time we go and do something together, you try to make the situation all about you. 1.5760 0.01793 1717 992 461 264
69 Global Swarming 1.5750 0.01777 1640 923 492 225
70 As I recall, moving to Florida was your idea. 1.5741 0.01631 1904 1063 592 249
71 THAT'S gonna itch. 1.5653 0.02834 628 354 193 81
72 I said two extra large MOJITOS! 1.5601 0.01916 1507 894 382 231
73 Deet: one; honey-lavender sugar body scrub: zero. 1.5577 0.01862 1508 875 425 208
74 Bingo! 2020 card completed 1.5576 0.01983 1363 800 366 197
75 Good grief Marge, don’t get carried away. It’s only a couple of bugs! 1.5562 0.02125 1086 614 340 132
76 Statistically, the flu is a much bigger threat. 1.5560 0.02089 1178 680 341 157
77 The new neighbors really know how to suck the wife out of a party. 1.5539 0.01939 1448 863 369 216
78 Call me when you get there, you know how much I worry. 1.5539 0.02033 1244 721 357 166
79 2020: The Season Finale. 1.5528 0.01943 1411 832 378 201
80 Just relax; you’re getting carried away! 1.5518 0.02155 1111 647 315 149
81 Citronella’s a hoax. 1.5517 0.01995 1421 866 328 227
82 I don’t see a future with you, Alice. 1.5492 0.02080 1149 661 345 143
83 Do you have your mask? 1.5470 0.02146 1128 664 311 153
84 Now do you want the carcinogenic bug spray? 1.5459 0.01967 1306 761 377 168
85 Just try to ignore them 1.5459 0.02017 1264 742 354 168
86 I empathize. I’m getting eaten alive in my fantasy football league. 1.5433 0.02147 1259 784 266 209
87 Looks like Amazon's drones still have a few bugs. 1.5423 0.02121 1169 697 310 162
88 The one day we go outside in 2020. 1.5421 0.02153 1175 712 289 174
89 Ok, now youre just getting carried away. 1.5376 0.02163 1105 661 295 149
90 Also, I'm breaking up with you. 1.5344 0.02640 771 470 190 111
91 If you're getting up anyway, can I have another beer? 1.5342 0.04211 292 175 78 39
92 First time in Minnesota? 1.5314 0.02166 1067 634 299 134
93 My thoughts and prayers are with you during these difficult times. 1.5313 0.03340 527 336 102 89
94 I don't think itching is going to be your big problem. 1.5290 0.02168 1036 611 302 123
95 OK, but if we shrunk where did we get the tiny chairs? 1.5276 0.02191 1016 606 287 123
96 What did you expect? It’s 2020. 1.5274 0.02230 1003 599 279 125
97 ...And THAT, RIGHT THERE, is why I order extra garlic." 1.5274 0.02250 986 589 274 123
98 Do you want me to mail your absentee ballot? 1.5273 0.02280 990 599 260 131
99 Wow! You were right! They DO have a preference... 1.5239 0.02246 964 573 277 114
100 I told you you should have voted early. 1.5216 0.02417 809 477 242 90
101 Looks like the boys at Monsanto have been using GMOs again. 1.5205 0.02305 926 556 258 112
102 Ok, so maybe I didn't spray the yard 1.5193 0.02247 909 532 282 95
103 On the upside, the total number of mosquitoes has really dropped since they added chemicals to the pond. 1.5193 0.02274 909 537 272 100
104 I told you, everything’s bigger in Texas 1.5169 0.02387 857 516 239 102
105 Okay, tell me again about how deet is bad for the environment. 1.5165 0.02374 877 531 239 107
106 Have her back by November 3d. 1.5159 0.02405 878 538 227 113
107 Well, it isn't the worst thing that's happened this year. 1.5147 0.02440 851 522 220 109
108 Don't look at me. You're the one who voted for Trump." 1.5078 0.02920 644 413 135 96
109 Every time we talk about climate change you get carried away! 1.5058 0.02526 771 478 198 94
110 ...so then we genetically modified the females so they couldn't breed, but then we discovered...say, are even you listening to me? 1.5058 0.02508 773 473 209 91
111 Don't worry dear, our President says they're harmless. 1.5058 0.02606 773 488 179 106
112 ...on the bright side, hydroxychloroquine actually works on malaria. 1.5058 0.02566 781 489 189 103
113 Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.5046 0.02454 761 456 226 79
114 Be their Queen, it's your destiny. 1.5014 0.02510 732 444 210 78
115 Oh, God! Your shoe fell off! 1.5007 0.02657 731 462 172 97
116 I guess now we DO know what’s next after Covid. 1.5000 0.02617 722 449 185 88
117 Bug spray? And damage the ozone layer? 1.4993 0.02555 723 442 201 80
118 Cheap or not, it's the last time I book an Airbnb near Chernobyl. 1.4992 0.02905 593 371 148 74
119 So you won't be able to pick up the kids today? 1.4982 0.02966 558 347 144 67
120 I told you to stop flushing those steroids down the toilet! 1.4971 0.02669 698 437 175 86
121 Fellas, I just want to return the chair to Amazon. Just the chair. 1.4971 0.02710 684 430 168 86
122 When they came for the overripe bananas, we did nothing, because we were not overripe bananas... 1.4956 0.02757 684 437 155 92
123 Before you get carried away, let me explain! 1.4955 0.02588 672 406 199 67
124 I'd say malaria is the least of your problems. 1.4949 0.02637 687 425 184 78
125 Remember, Sonya, it was you who said you weren't going to let a couple of mosquitoes keep you from enjoying your vacation. 1.4949 0.02654 681 422 181 78
126 Don't worry, like a miracle they'll disappear. 1.4949 0.02670 681 424 177 80
127 Even the remote possibility of getting cancer from using too much repellant doesn't seem so bad, NOW, does it?! 1.4942 0.02588 684 417 196 71
128 How about now, Loraine? You still think essential oils are as good as industrial repellent? 1.4933 0.02781 671 430 151 90
129 It's a good thing that you voted early." 1.4924 0.02693 662 412 174 76
130 I've learned to accept the things I can't control, hon. 1.4924 0.02882 591 371 149 71
131 I'm not a mind reader, just tell me how I can help. 1.4911 0.03623 393 252 89 52
132 Of course I love you, but I just sat down. 1.4897 0.02805 584 359 164 61
133 Omg! It's global swarming! 1.4882 0.02802 633 402 153 78
134 It was your choice to come to Chernobyl. 1.4881 0.02761 629 394 163 72
135 So much for your organic bug spray 1.4864 0.02743 623 388 167 68
136 Sorry, looks like I accidentally sprayed you with a can of ON 1.4853 0.02858 614 393 144 77
137 I guess it’s still 2020. 1.4844 0.02910 578 367 142 69
138 Lets put her here as if she were talking to the other human 1.4843 0.02890 605 389 139 77
139 Told you. DEET is better than that stuff you bought from the co-op. 1.4843 0.02653 605 365 187 53
140 The Red Cross is really committing to their blood drive this year. 1.4833 0.02736 598 368 171 59
141 If you ignore them, they go away 1.4824 0.02807 595 373 157 65
142 We have a huge mosquito problem around here. 1.4814 0.02938 565 360 138 67
143 No worries,it's Ed and Millie. They're into Kafka. 1.4806 0.02916 568 361 141 66
144 Remind me again why we fled Manhattan for the safety of suburbia? 1.4794 0.02817 559 345 160 54
145 When you get back, will you bring me a beer? 1.4790 0.02836 572 358 154 60
146 Apparently, there are fifty-one ways to leave your lover! 1.4781 0.02987 571 372 125 74
147 Maybe that wasn't bug spray. 1.4780 0.02781 569 353 161 55
148 IT'S A STING OPERATION! 1.4777 0.02990 538 343 133 62
149 Chill Becca. I’m the one who’s allergic. 1.4769 0.02977 541 345 134 62
150 Hurry, tell them you have Covid. 1.4769 0.02895 562 359 140 63
151 Be calm. They can smell fear. 1.4769 0.02895 562 359 140 63
152 If I've told you once ... you really are irresistible, darling. 1.4763 0.02759 569 350 167 52
153 So do you think size matters? 1.4758 0.02858 557 349 151 57
154 Meh. I've seen bigger in Minnesota. 1.4756 0.03104 492 313 124 55
155 I should have known there was a catch to this discounted Chernobyl vacation! 1.4755 0.02993 551 356 128 67
156 'Then why did you accept the terms and conditions? 1.4744 0.02841 546 339 155 52
157 Did you actually read that donation card before you signed it? 1.4737 0.02857 532 329 154 49
158 Well, I don't think science really knows, actually" 1.4733 0.02850 524 322 156 46
159 Yeah, the mosquitos here will absolutely eat you alive 1.4730 0.03005 537 346 128 63
160 Remember, you said size doesn’t matter. 1.4730 0.03074 518 335 121 62
161 I thought the rapture would feel more ethereal. 1.4722 0.02981 540 347 131 62
162 Why won’t you ever let me finish my stories? 1.4719 0.02922 534 337 142 55
163 This never would have happened if you’d just donated blood when they asked. 1.4707 0.02979 529 338 133 58
164 Relax, they’re just mosquitoes. No need to get so carried away. 1.4705 0.02946 525 332 139 54
165 Don't worry, the White House says they're getting smaller. 1.4704 0.03040 523 338 124 61
166 I’m not feeling anything yet. How about you? 1.4691 0.03049 518 335 123 60
167 You’ve brought her back? That stings. 1.4690 0.03046 516 333 124 59
168 I told you not to buy insect repellant at a dollar store. 1.4690 0.03008 516 330 130 56
169 That new repellent must be working, there's only two of them today. 1.4676 0.02827 509 311 158 40
170 Guess this means I'm on my own for dinner... 1.4671 0.02867 516 320 151 45
171 We should get inside before dusk when the big ones come out. 1.4660 0.03026 500 329 115 56
172 This will influence my review on Tripadvisor. 1.4650 0.03701 329 209 87 33
173 How much do you owe these blood suckers? 1.4650 0.03132 471 302 119 50
174 One time I leave my phone inside and miss getting this picture. 1.4645 0.03137 493 322 113 58
175 Before you go, what’s the WiFi password again? 1.4645 0.03137 493 322 113 58
176 Remember when I said that the “CICADA” ring tone on your phone was really annoying? 1.4631 0.03052 488 312 126 50
177 After a while, all plagues start to seem alike. 1.4630 0.03061 486 311 125 50
178 Just stay calm and act anemic. 1.4630 0.03075 486 312 123 51
179 I'm just listening and not trying to fix the problem 1.4615 0.03153 481 315 109 56
180 I’ll bet they were nesting in that giant piano that fell on our neighbor’s house. 1.4614 0.03149 479 313 113 54
181 It's a new, easier return policy from Amazon! 1.4597 0.03082 472 302 123 47
182 You just had to tell them "All Bugs Matter" 1.4596 0.03179 470 307 110 53
183 Honey, your sandal! 1.4588 0.03181 449 289 114 46
184 Good Lord, is it STILL 2020? 1.4583 0.03555 360 232 91 37
185 …that vaccine trial – did you read the fine print? 1.4563 0.03239 458 302 103 53
186 Don't worry, they'll treat you like a queen. 1.4563 0.03195 458 299 109 50
187 Careful Marge! They're an endangered species. 1.4559 0.03154 454 293 115 46
188 Honestly, every time I want to talk about our future together, you come up with some dramatic excuse. 1.4545 0.03254 429 283 100 46
189 Welcome to Winnipeg 1.4543 0.03420 449 307 80 62
190 I was only joking when I said "don't get carried away." 1.4543 0.03052 449 283 128 38
191 Stay calm. It's getting cooler, and I hear that they will disappear--like a miracle! 1.4543 0.03148 449 301 99 49
192 I'm not taking the fall for this in therapy. 1.4541 0.03077 447 283 125 39
193 It’s still safer than flying commercial. 1.4539 0.03200 445 289 110 46
194 It's always something with you. 1.4535 0.03123 441 281 120 40
195 I said two MOJITOS! 1.4523 0.03145 440 282 117 41
196 You were so arrogant with that fly swatter. And that insulting victory dance. I told you they were watching. 1.4499 0.03184 429 276 113 40
197 Ironic, considering you told me I was getting 'carried away' when I put on a whole can of repellent. 1.4481 0.03262 424 277 104 43
198 Come to Minnesota they said. Visit our 10,000 lakes they said. 1.4481 0.03313 424 280 98 46
199 Don't worry. They're males. It's the females that bite. The males are just annoying. 1.4481 0.03228 424 275 108 41
200 What about my problems? Why does it always have to be about you? 1.4458 0.03295 415 272 101 42
201 Yes, the mosquitos are bad today, but you don't hear me fussing about it. 1.4458 0.03169 415 265 115 35
202 Looks like the blood bank is sharing its donor list. 1.4450 0.03330 409 269 98 42
203 No, I forgot to call the exterminator. Why? 1.4450 0.03201 409 262 112 35
204 If you think they're a problem, you should see the size of the bat colony that feeds on them. 1.4450 0.03348 409 270 96 43
205 I guess they need a new Queen ! 1.4433 0.03198 406 260 112 34
206 This would have surprised me last year. 1.4431 0.03285 404 263 103 38
207 Careful, the mosquitoes out here will eat you alive. 1.4426 0.04936 183 120 45 18
208 I guess you were right. It is you. 1.4405 0.03337 395 259 98 38
209 Put her down; we prefer O negative. 1.4403 0.03258 402 261 105 36
210 For some reason, mosquitoes don't seem to bother me. 1.4381 0.03320 388 253 100 35
211 Let's not overreact, they will go away with the first frost. 1.4378 0.03230 386 247 109 30
212 Well,I guess you now know what can be worse than malaria 1.4378 0.03292 386 250 103 33
213 Remember me saying; ‘The nasty smell of Bug Spray is a small price to Pay’? 1.4378 0.03080 386 240 123 23
214 Don’t worry, honey, the President says human-sized mosquitos are a Chinese hoax. 1.4372 0.03397 382 252 93 37
215 So, I guess I should make my own dinner tonight? 1.4372 0.03336 382 249 99 34
216 And you said 2020 couldn't get any worse. 1.4368 0.03410 380 251 92 37
217 Don’t scratch, you’ll make it worse. 1.4350 0.03367 377 257 82 38
218 They really DO like you better, don't they? 1.4350 0.03346 377 246 98 33
219 Careful - lift from the thorax. 1.4346 0.03862 306 205 69 32
220 They're attracted to sweat. Try not to sweat. 1.4321 0.03467 368 245 87 36
221 I thought the only thing they could carry was malaria. 1.4321 0.03488 368 246 85 37
222 Next time, don't tell the Red Cross you are a universal donor. 1.4317 0.03544 366 247 79 39
223 Like I said, we have a big mosquito problem. 1.4317 0.03326 366 237 100 29
224 You didn’t believe me about the Murder Hornets either. 1.4317 0.03393 366 250 82 34
225 I think we've found out why this place was so cheap. 1.4311 0.03495 341 223 89 29
226 Now it' s 85 in December, California has burned to the ground and mosquitos are as big as people. You just HAD to vote for Trump, didn't you?! 1.4309 0.03529 362 243 82 37
227 They've been genetically engineered to take care of anti-vaxers! 1.4306 0.03521 360 241 83 36
228 It is what it is. 1.4286 0.04047 259 171 65 23
229 I’ll wait here. 1.4286 0.03312 357 230 101 26
230 I knew they had mutated, but I didn't want to cause a panic. 1.4286 0.03651 357 245 71 41
231 Just tell them that you have COVID... 1.4286 0.03452 357 236 89 32
232 ‘ Do you want your mask ?’ 1.4286 0.03608 357 243 75 39
233 Maybe now you’ll stop bragging about being a universal donor? 1.4282 0.03442 355 234 90 31
234 Quick, look anemic! 1.4282 0.03442 355 234 90 31
235 Miss the City? 1.4282 0.03465 355 235 88 32
236 Oh my God! Sharon! You lost a sandal! 1.4282 0.03488 355 236 86 33
237 Either I had too much weed or you need more Deet. 1.4282 0.03419 355 233 92 30
238 I guess the organic bug spray isn’t as good as DEET. 1.4282 0.03567 341 227 82 32
239 Let's take our next vacation to Chernobyl, you said. 1.4274 0.03653 351 240 72 39
240 That's what else can happen 2020. 1.4274 0.03630 351 239 74 38
241 Well, you're right, size does matter 1.4274 0.03675 351 241 70 40
242 Let's hope their buzz is worse than their bite. 1.4269 0.03531 349 233 83 33
243 It is what it is, Barb. 1.4260 0.03693 331 224 73 34
244 Make sure to keep a journal. 1.4253 0.03466 348 230 88 30
245 It’s STILL 2020, what else did you expect! 1.4249 0.03575 346 233 79 34
246 You think this is bad? Wait until blackfly season starts. 1.4249 0.03480 346 229 87 30
247 Don't worry, the spider will get them. 1.4249 0.03528 346 231 83 32
248 I’ll call the SWAT Team 1.4249 0.03667 346 237 71 38
249 That's what you get for asking if 2020 can get any worse. 1.4249 0.03598 346 234 77 35
250 Don’t worry ... I hear they miraculously go away in April. 1.4249 0.03551 346 232 81 33
251 You're the one who wanted to come to Maine. 1.4249 0.03551 346 232 81 33
252 Hey wait, let me get my phone. 1.4249 0.03504 346 230 85 31
253 When you said mosquitoes love you, I never imagined... 1.4249 0.03504 346 230 85 31
254 Only the females bite, so as best I can tell from here, you're ok. 1.4249 0.03598 346 234 77 35
255 OK, Karen, this time your panic is justified. 1.4249 0.03551 346 232 81 33
256 I warned you! The mosquitos will eat you alive this year!! 1.4249 0.03621 346 235 75 36
257 They weren’t kidding when they said there was a big bug problem here this year. 1.4249 0.03456 346 228 89 29
258 The local blood drive is really aggressive this year. 1.4244 0.03613 344 233 76 35
259 Now do you understand what I meant by "the world is getting more and more Kafkaesque"? 1.4244 0.03518 344 229 84 31
260 It’s 2020, why are you surprised? 1.4235 0.03547 340 227 82 31
261 Is it me, or have the portion sizes gotten smaller? 1.4235 0.03620 340 230 76 34
262 So that's what all the buzz was about...... 1.4209 0.03682 335 229 71 35
263 One day, it's like a miracle, they will disappear. 1.4205 0.04002 302 211 55 36
264 I told you we should’ve stayed in the city. 1.4199 0.03511 331 219 85 27
265 Alexa STOP! I said ‘Alexa Order Carry Out, not take Carrie Out!’ 1.4195 0.03730 329 226 68 35
266 Don’t get too excited. We’ve got at least 3 more signs of the apocalypse to go. 1.4195 0.03578 329 220 80 29
267 Actually, I'm doing an incredible job of protecting you; no one has ever done such a good job, ever! You're luck to have me. 1.4192 0.03615 334 226 76 32
268 Did you already submit your absentee ballot? 1.4190 0.03567 327 218 81 28
269 At least you can cross off ‘giant insects’ from your 2020 apocalypse bingo card. 1.4190 0.03696 327 223 71 33
270 You don’t want her; she just tested positive . 1.4180 0.03779 311 212 68 31
271 I think you're making a mistake. She isn't as sweet as she looks. 1.4172 0.03599 326 219 78 29
272 Proboscis," Susan. Not "stinger. 1.4161 0.03604 322 216 78 28
273 Now you're getting carried away. 1.4161 0.03604 322 216 78 28
274 It must be your blood type, they never bother me 1.4161 0.03577 322 215 80 27
275 I told you not to use the genetically modified bug spray 1.4161 0.03522 322 213 84 25
276 I thought we ordered mojitos 1.4156 0.03509 320 211 85 24
277 I thought your parents weren't coming until next weekend. 1.4156 0.03592 320 219 72 29
278 What can I say, Irene? I'm part of a sting operation. 1.4151 0.03580 318 212 80 26
279 After Murder Hornets, who's surprised by Kidnap Mosquitos? 1.4146 0.03651 316 213 75 28
280 Sorry, but they promised they would leave me alone if I brought them a suitable queen. 1.4146 0.03568 316 210 81 25
281 Oh sure, I suppose they'll blame this on global warming too. 1.4146 0.03706 316 215 71 30
282 Still think deet is too dangerous to use. 1.4146 0.03651 316 213 75 28
283 After floods, fires, and a pandemic, what did you expect? 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
284 You weren't kidding when you said they always went after you. 1.4139 0.03829 302 207 65 30
285 You want me to get the Citronella candle? 1.4135 0.03711 312 212 71 29
286 Honey, could you quickly hand me the can of OFF? 1.4135 0.03599 312 208 79 25
287 The car keys are in your purse,right? 1.4135 0.03512 312 205 85 22
288 Are you sure that was medicinal marijuana? 1.4113 0.04293 231 157 53 21
289 And I thought you were paranoid when you said you were being bugged. 1.4110 0.03707 309 210 71 28
290 Yeah, well, you know, 2020 1.4110 0.03650 309 208 75 26
291 Well, what about what’s bugging ME, Linda. 1.4110 0.03764 309 212 67 30
292 Told you we should have moved outside the Beltway when the GOP failed to drain the swamp. 1.4104 0.03781 307 211 66 30
293 Don’t worry, honey. They promise that an insecticide will be ready by the end of the year! 1.4103 0.03755 290 195 71 24
294 And then Brad said, I want the report on my desk by tomorrow. And I'm like, Seriously?! Tomorrow?! And he's like ....... 1.4103 0.03709 312 213 70 29
295 When you said they were eating you alive I thought it was hyperbole. 1.4098 0.03712 305 207 71 27
296 You said, ‘Forget the exterminator. Let’s save a few bucks.’ 1.4098 0.03683 305 206 73 26
297 I told you about the Wisconsin State Bird, but you didn't believe me! 1.4098 0.03855 305 212 61 32
298 Well, I’m sure the in-flight meal will be interesting. 1.4098 0.03712 305 207 71 27
299 Well that explains the buzzing sound next door. 1.4098 0.03798 305 210 65 30
300 Gotta admit, 2020 bites! 1.4098 0.03883 305 213 59 33
301 Well to be fair, they did warn us about airborne transmission. 1.4097 0.03773 288 194 70 24
302 Those edibles were strong. You wouldn't believe the visuals I'm getting. 1.4092 0.03580 303 201 80 22
303 Wow. 2020, huh? 1.4086 0.03805 301 207 65 29
304 Don't scratch. It'll only make it worse. 1.4085 0.03525 306 202 83 21
305 Act casual. 1.4085 0.03731 306 209 69 28
306 Yes, I knew. But I did not want to panic you. 1.4082 0.03909 267 180 65 22
307 What do you want me to say to your mother? 1.4080 0.03580 299 198 80 21
308 No, not really....Why? Are they bothering you? 1.4070 0.03766 285 192 70 23
309 While you're up, can you grab me a beer? 1.4067 0.03956 300 212 54 34
310 I thought you meant your parents were W.A.S.P.s 1.4059 0.03866 271 183 66 22
311 Looks like you were picked to be QUEEN FOR A DAY” 1.4052 0.03885 269 182 65 22
312 Not bragging about having type-O blood now, are you? 1.4048 0.04442 210 143 49 18
313 They pretty much just mate, eat and die. And whatever it is they're doing to you. 1.4048 0.03807 294 202 65 27
314 There you go, getting carried away again. 1.4048 0.03745 294 200 69 25
315 You know, the smaller ones are actually more dangerous. 1.4048 0.03776 294 201 67 26
316 You always get all the attention. 1.4041 0.03700 292 197 72 23
317 Sorry honey, I thought the park ranger was exaggerating when he said "are you sure you don't want to buy insect repellent ... the mosquitoes are big enough to carry you away". 1.4041 0.03636 292 195 76 21
318 Well that sucks. 1.4041 0.03916 292 204 58 30
319 ''This wasn't what I was expecting when I signed up to BuzzFeed.'' 1.4041 0.03856 292 202 62 28
320 No wonder this AirBNB in Chernobyl is so cheap. 1.4041 0.03700 292 202 65 25
321 Just a sec. I’ll get the citronella candle. 1.4041 0.03402 292 202 72 18
322 You were right. Mosquitoes do love you. 1.4028 0.03636 288 192 76 20
323 They must've heard me call you honey. 1.4021 0.03752 286 194 69 23
324 Well, you were just saying you never go anywhere these days! 1.4021 0.03752 286 194 69 23
325 I guess I'm more concerned that they are bringing you back. 1.4021 0.03975 286 201 55 30
326 I can't hun, they're endangered 1.4021 0.03881 286 198 61 27
327 Did you order from the wrong amazon again? 1.4021 0.03954 291 205 55 31
328 I don't know why they like you so much, they just never bother me. 1.4015 0.03918 269 184 62 23
329 You have been chosen as their queen. 1.4014 0.03900 284 197 60 27
330 This isn't the worst thing that's happened this year. 1.4014 0.03636 284 201 61 22
331 Are you even listening? 1.4014 0.03932 284 198 58 28
332 First they came for the socialists. 1.4007 0.03821 282 193 65 24
333 Text me when you get to wherever you're going. 1.4000 0.03906 280 194 60 26
334 On the bright side, it’s your one chance to be a queen!” 1.4000 0.03670 280 193 65 22
335 I guess we should have paid more attention to the climate after all. 1.3993 0.03744 283 192 69 22
336 Interesting. I thought mosquitoes only carried diseases. 1.3993 0.03940 283 198 57 28
337 This is the only part I don't like about living in Minnesota. 1.3993 0.03778 283 193 67 23
338 This is terrible, my camera's on the charger. 1.3993 0.03677 283 190 73 20
339 I told you to get the kind with DEET. 1.3993 0.03843 283 195 63 25
340 Honey, quick, what’s the Netflix password? 1.3993 0.03843 283 197 60 26
341 On the bright side, there seem to be fewer of them this season. 1.3985 0.03762 266 178 70 18
342 I told you; donate once and they'll never leave you alone. 1.3985 0.04052 266 186 54 26
343 Sorry Brenda, but I told you to use the DEET. But, no, 'no chemicals' you said...'use the cinnamon oil' you said. 1.3985 0.04017 266 185 56 25
344 Ignore them. 1.3978 0.03770 269 186 62 21
345 I always knew you'd leave me. I just never thought it would be like this. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
346 Don't worry, I'll call the SWAT team. 1.3971 0.04000 277 195 54 28
347 Does this mean I have to make my own dinner? 1.3971 0.03867 277 191 62 24
348 At least they aren't the small ones that bite. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
349 It’s 2020. What did you expect, puppies? 1.3971 0.04065 277 197 50 30
350 I see you've met the boys! They were rescues. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
351 Size Matters. 1.3971 0.03967 277 194 56 27
352 You wrote WHAT to Lindsey Graham? 1.3970 0.03934 267 184 60 23
353 Can't help you. As the state bird, they're a protected species. 1.3964 0.03987 275 193 55 27
354 Maybe there IS something to climate change. 1.3948 0.03891 271 187 61 23
355 I guess this means no second date... 1.3948 0.03784 271 184 67 20
356 I don’t think repeatedly muttering “how Kafkaesque” approaches being an appropriate response. 1.3941 0.04084 269 191 50 28
357 Organic repellent? You might as well be shouting ‘Pick me! Pick me!’ 1.3941 0.04050 269 190 52 27
358 All things considered, I sort of wish I were going with you. 1.3941 0.03910 269 186 60 23
359 I read about this. It's called natural selection. 1.3933 0.03858 267 183 63 21
360 Just don’t scratch it. 1.3933 0.03894 267 184 61 22
361 That's funny. They usually go for the ankles. 1.3933 0.03894 267 184 61 22
362 You shouldn't have mentioned your blood type on social media. 1.3933 0.03593 267 176 77 14
363 They're males. They don't bite. 1.3933 0.03858 267 183 63 21
364 ...and they said the vaccine had no side effects. 1.3933 0.04001 267 187 55 25
365 Do you have your friend Christine's phone number? 1.3925 0.03914 265 183 60 22
366 Does this mean no dinner? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
367 You must be their type. 1.3908 0.03725 261 175 70 16
368 Just ignore them. 1.3908 0.03955 261 181 58 22
369 You were right, I should’ve only eaten one of those mushrooms. 1.3908 0.03955 261 181 58 22
370 And you teased me for wearing bug spray 1.3908 0.03764 261 176 68 17
371 Weirdly, this is now the safest way to fly. 1.3908 0.04101 261 185 50 26
372 I shouldn't have called you "honey!" 1.3908 0.03880 261 179 62 20
373 If this were any other year, I’d be surprised. 1.3908 0.03645 261 173 74 14
374 First came the murder hornets, then came the abduction mosquitos. 1.3902 0.03922 264 183 59 22
375 It's not like we didn't expect 2020 to be a bad year for mosquitoes, too. 1.3876 0.03984 258 180 56 22
376 No, these are the ones that murdered the murder hornets. 1.3876 0.04059 258 182 52 24
377 You never should have said, “Bite me!” They hate snarky. 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
378 Remind me the name of the school where we send the kids. 1.3876 0.03984 258 180 56 22
379 Do you want to go inside? 1.3876 0.04022 258 181 54 23
380 No, it was murder hornets I read about, not mosquitoes. You'll be fine. 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
381 I told you they would miss you at the lab 1.3874 0.03881 253 173 62 18
382 Relax! Those aren't viruses. 1.3874 0.04001 253 176 56 21
383 Relax. It's just another Democrat hoax. 1.3867 0.03967 256 178 57 21
384 You’re the one that wanted to get really buzzed! 1.3867 0.03728 256 172 69 15
385 What’s really surprising is that it takes two of them to lift you. 1.3849 0.03929 252 174 59 19
386 Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.3840 0.03950 250 173 58 19
387 Let’s be honest—whatever’s about to happen, it’s gotta be better than this year. 1.3840 0.03950 250 173 58 19
388 What did you think I meant when I said they were a bigger and bigger problem every year? 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
389 I'm afraid this won't be covered in our insurance plan 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
390 Stop being so dramatic, Arlene. Just sit still and they'll go away. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
391 They have a life span of only one day. See you tomorrow? 1.3831 0.03803 248 168 65 15
392 Don't worry. We'll have a vaccine by November. 1.3831 0.04053 248 174 53 21
393 Bet you're sorry now you volunteered for Trump's latest vaccine 1.3831 0.04053 248 174 53 21
394 If it's any consolation, they only live about 30 days. 1.3831 0.03971 248 172 57 19
395 If you're lucky,they're taking you to 2021. 1.3831 0.03803 248 168 65 15
396 Global warming is fake news, you said. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
397 Everybody's Doing Takeout Now 1.3831 0.03888 248 170 61 17
398 I REALLY can't wait for it to be safe to fly on the airlines again. 1.3831 0.03760 248 167 67 14
399 I told you it wasn’t a good idea to put vitamin water in the bird bath. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
400 They can’t BOTH be hoaxes Karen 1.3831 0.03930 248 171 59 18
401 2020: Finale. 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
402 So these are the blood relatives you never talk about? 1.3825 0.04135 251 179 48 24
403 The irony...now you can complain to them how much I bug you. 1.3821 0.04195 246 176 46 24
404 Is it just me or do the mosquitos seem bigger this year? 1.3821 0.04034 246 172 54 20
405 Don't worry. When it cools down, they'll go away. 1.3821 0.03909 246 169 60 17
406 I wouldn’t worry, more people die each year from the ‘flu” 1.3821 0.03993 246 171 56 19
407 I warned you. It's still 2020 1.3811 0.04098 244 172 51 21
408 What can I do to help? 1.3811 0.04056 244 171 53 20
409 Evidently being a buzz kill is a serious offense. 1.3811 0.03930 244 168 59 17
410 Wherever they're taking you, it's better than here 1.3811 0.03972 244 169 57 18
411 Oh, that reminds me. Need to add bug spray to the shopping list." 1.3811 0.03886 244 167 61 16
412 We’ve been inside too long. 1.3811 0.04014 244 170 55 19
413 On the plus side, you don't have to worry about the election anymore. 1.3811 0.04014 244 170 55 19
414 Relax, Honey, I think they said you're only queen for a day. 1.3811 0.03972 244 169 57 18
415 If you just ignore them, they'll go away. 1.3811 0.04098 244 172 51 21
416 Weird. You don't usually see mosquitoes after Labor Day. 1.3811 0.03972 244 169 57 18
417 Don't worry, the President says all this stuff about genetically engineered giant insects is just fake news! 1.3802 0.04244 242 174 44 24
418 We asked for two large mojitos... Not mosquitos! 1.3792 0.04186 240 171 47 22
419 Seems like you’re getting carried away again. 1.3792 0.04102 240 169 51 20
420 The worst part is that they're taking you to a MAGA rally. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
421 I think you signed up for the wrong Buzzfeed. 1.3782 0.04210 238 170 46 22
422 We rarely go outside, for all we know, this is normal. 1.3782 0.03994 238 165 56 17
423 Take my wife, please. 1.3782 0.04125 238 168 50 20
424 Did you mix up the bug spray and Vitagrow again? 1.3782 0.04038 238 166 54 18
425 You're not going to let a few mosquitoes ruin our whole vacation, are you? 1.3782 0.03858 238 162 62 14
426 It was the only flight I could get out of 2020 1.3782 0.04125 238 168 50 20
427 Don't worry. Looking at their wing size to body weight ratio, I doubt they can lift you. 1.3771 0.03737 236 158 67 11
428 www.instantdivorce.com really does exceed my expectations. 1.3771 0.04234 236 169 45 22
429 Did you use the 'Off' spray, or the 'On'? 1.3761 0.04259 234 168 44 22
430 The Rapture, updated for 2020. 1.3761 0.04302 234 169 42 23
431 They're kidnap-and-ransom hornets -- but at least they're not murder hornets. 1.3761 0.04172 234 166 48 20
432 Nice of you to bring her back. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
433 It's how the vaccine is being delivered to everyone. 2 shots. 1.3755 0.04002 237 165 55 17
434 Relax. It's just two, and they're from China, and soon they'll miraculously go away. 1.3755 0.04262 237 171 43 23
435 Well, what do you expect me to do about it? 1.3755 0.03912 237 169 52 16
436 Let me get that flip-flop for you, honey. 1.3755 0.04177 237 169 47 21
437 I told you White Privilege doesn't really protect you... 1.3750 0.04222 208 144 50 14
438 Well, no wonder you're anemic. 1.3750 0.04015 232 161 55 16
439 Try not to scream, I don't think they've noticed me. 1.3750 0.04015 232 161 55 16
440 I dunno, they just don't ever bother me. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
441 I think vacationing in Florida was a bad idea. 1.3739 0.04130 230 162 50 18
442 I told you. Just ignore them and they'll leave you alone. 1.3739 0.03990 230 159 56 15
443 Liz, you’re getting carried away. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
444 Before you go, could I get your friend Kelsey's number? 1.3710 0.05779 124 89 24 11
445 This is fine. I'm fine. My therapist and I have prepared for this. 1.3710 0.05779 124 89 24 11
446 I told you we shouldn't have pulled out of the Paris Accord. 1.3705 0.04008 224 155 55 14
447 Don't worry dear, murder hornets are a fabrication of the liberal media. 1.3700 0.04210 227 162 46 19
448 I ‘m not saying I don’t believe you dear; I 'm just saying it’s odd the mosquitos never seem to bother me. 1.3700 0.04020 227 158 54 15
449 At least they're not ticks. 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
450 Toss me the car keys! 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
451 Don't worry honey,the President said "There are only 15 cases and they are looking good,very good." 1.3700 0.04346 227 165 40 22
452 Dang. I should have been livestreaming this. 1.3700 0.04210 227 162 46 19
453 Wait, do you have the keys? 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
454 Good heavens Nancy, you always make such a big deal out of everything 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
455 Yes I still think you exaggerate how much mosquitos are attracted to you . 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
456 Don’t worry the vaccine will be ready next month. 1.3700 0.04068 227 159 52 16
457 They’re aggressive this year. 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
458 Welcome to Alaska. 1.3689 0.04281 225 162 43 20
459 OK, Ms. Know-It-All, , I concede: Climate change is accelerating insect evolution. 1.3689 0.04043 225 157 53 15
460 You said this was good weed. 1.3689 0.04140 225 159 49 17
461 This would do well on Tik Tok, can you hold on? 1.3689 0.04140 225 159 49 17
462 I TOLD you we were in Minnesota! 1.3689 0.04418 225 165 37 23
463 Don’t ever talk about draining the swamp again! 1.3689 0.04188 225 160 47 18
464 Just remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them. 1.3689 0.04140 225 159 49 17
465 Don't worry,Honey. The big ones are males,and they don't bite! 1.3689 0.04188 225 160 47 18
466 See what happens when you don't believe in science stuff? 1.3689 0.04043 225 157 53 15
467 You must be a universal donor. 1.3689 0.03893 225 154 59 12
468 Well, they’re not bothering me. 1.3682 0.04205 220 156 47 17
469 It figures - not only did he not drain the swamp - now it's all swamp. 1.3682 0.04155 220 155 49 16
470 Didn't I tell you not to get so involved with those WASPs at the Country Club? 1.3682 0.04155 220 155 49 16
471 Well, on the bright side, we now know whose bug spray works best. 1.3682 0.03950 220 154 53 13
472 Don't blame me, I voted for Biden. 1.3670 0.04280 218 156 44 18
473 I thought Amazon only did deliveries. 1.3670 0.04329 218 157 42 19
474 Why is it that everything exciting always happens to you. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
475 I think you're getting carried away. 1.3657 0.04153 216 152 49 15
476 Well Sharon, at least it’s not the murder hornets. 1.3657 0.04256 216 154 45 17
477 Funny, they never seem to bother me.... 1.3657 0.04048 216 150 53 13
478 At least you're out of quarantine. 1.3654 0.03862 208 140 60 8
479 Remember, it was you who said, “I’m sick and tired of these winters. Let’s move south.” 1.3654 0.04263 208 157 31 20
480 Did you think climate change was just about the weather? 1.3654 0.04096 208 144 52 12
481 Well, at least you get to go somewhere! 1.3654 0.04039 208 143 54 11
482 See what I mean? You always get so carried away. 1.3654 0.03922 208 150 46 12
483 Jane, I just feel like I’m being eaten alive. 1.3654 0.04263 208 147 46 15
484 I was expecting locusts next, so this makes sense. 1.3654 0.03981 208 142 56 10
485 It's nothing to be concerned about under the circumstances, but my doctor says I have an enlarged prostate. 1.3645 0.04282 214 153 44 17
486 I thought you said they weren't carriers! 1.3645 0.04072 214 149 52 13
487 There's never going to be a perfect moment, so I'll just say it: will you marry me? 1.3645 0.04482 214 157 36 21
488 In the city you didn’t like the size of the rats. 1.3645 0.04282 214 153 44 17
489 There's a mosquito on your arm. 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
490 Where do you keep all our passwords? 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
491 I told you the bugs would develop a tolerance 1.3645 0.04230 214 152 46 16
492 The only thing I asked you to do was to bring the bug spray. 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
493 Make that 51 ways to leave your lover. 1.3645 0.04230 214 152 46 16
494 Have her home by 11:00!!! 1.3645 0.03962 214 147 56 11
495 I warned you not to mention you were farm raised! 1.3645 0.04125 214 150 50 14
496 I thought you'd promised to drain the swamp. 1.3645 0.04433 214 156 38 20
497 Oh, man, I wish you could see this. 1.3644 0.05978 118 86 21 11
498 Don't worry. Just wait. In a few weeks,they'll just disappear,like they were never here. 1.3632 0.04308 212 152 43 17
499 My divorce lawyers are here for your deposition. 1.3632 0.04511 212 156 35 21
500 How's that organic bug spray working for you? 1.3632 0.04360 212 153 41 18
501 Ok, I could have broken up with you with a text or email.... 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
502 Our new neighbors suck. 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
503 Why so surprised? It's 2020. 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
504 I mean, "Love Canal!" The realtor made it sound so romantic. 1.3619 0.04175 210 152 42 16
505 They must’ve ordered take-away 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
506 My life insurance rep is never going to believe this. 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
507 On the bright side, you'll miss the election. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
508 Isn’t it nice getting out of the house after being quarantined inside for months! 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
509 Don't worry, these aren't murder hornets. Just mugger mosquitoes. 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
510 You said we didn't need a screened-in porch. 1.3619 0.04064 210 146 52 12
511 Our friends warned us this neighborhood would be too waspy. 1.3619 0.04591 210 156 32 22
512 When they predicted a big bug season, I assumed they meant lots of bugs! 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
513 I guess DEET does have some side effects... 1.3606 0.04309 208 149 43 16
514 It’s 2020. Reality bites. 1.3606 0.04088 208 145 51 12
515 Right. I'm just saying I don't think there are MORE of them this year." 1.3606 0.04255 208 148 45 15
516 Don’t worry, you don’t get it from being airborne. 1.3606 0.04200 208 147 47 14
517 You think these guys are big? You should see the mosquitos we got in Texas! 1.3606 0.04144 208 146 49 13
518 Did you schedule a drone pickup? 1.3594 0.04249 192 134 47 11
519 If not for these bones spurs, I would jump to your aid. 1.3592 0.04337 206 148 42 16
520 Or are we getting smaller every year? 1.3592 0.03936 206 141 56 9
521 For some reason mosquitoes don't like me. 1.3592 0.03996 206 142 54 10
522 I don’t know. They’re not really bothering me. 1.3592 0.04112 206 144 50 12
523 I said two mojitos not two mosquitos" 1.3592 0.04391 206 149 40 17
524 You’re right. Things could get worse. 1.3592 0.04112 206 144 50 12
525 That reminds me, we're out of bug spray. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
526 Will 2020 never end? 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
527 This is going to suck big time. 1.3575 0.04479 207 152 36 19
528 Are you even listening to me? 1.3575 0.04096 207 145 50 12
529 Think I should I light the citronella candle? 1.3575 0.03980 207 143 54 10
530 Did you remember to reapply after 2 hours? 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
531 You lost a flip flop... 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
532 No honey, I think these are just the kidnap hornets. 1.3575 0.04373 207 150 40 17
533 Stop scratching Dolores, you're just making it worse. 1.3575 0.04531 207 153 34 20
534 Think of it as research for your book. 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
535 It’s the only way to get to Canada. 1.3575 0.04426 207 151 38 18
536 They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
537 Qanon nails it again! 1.3575 0.04531 207 153 34 20
538 Now we know what was next. 1.3575 0.04479 207 152 36 19
539 Gladly. 1.3575 0.04832 207 159 22 26
540 This is why you should read before accepting the terms and conditions. 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
541 Don’t worry, they aren’t carriers. 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
542 For crying out loud! They’re just mosquitoes… Don’t get carried away! 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
543 I told you Gary Larson was drawing again! 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
544 She doesn't cook or do windows. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
545 I told you we should avoid Minnesota in the summer." " 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
546 As long as you're up, get me a beer. 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
547 That does it. I'm cancelling our timeshare. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
548 Let’s go in soon, it’s getting a little buggy out. 1.3561 0.04121 205 144 49 12
549 As your boyfriend, I also suck. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
550 Is it too late to start taking climate change seriously? 1.3561 0.04062 205 143 51 11
551 Still anti-vacs? 1.3561 0.04062 205 143 51 11
552 See, I told you there were only a couple mosquitoes! 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
553 This is why I didn't want to vacation at Jurassic Park 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
554 Relax. Only the females bite. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
555 At least they won't fit in your ear. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
556 They promised me immunity and you get to be a Queen! 1.3561 0.04401 205 149 39 17
557 I told you that organic bug spray was too weak 1.3561 0.04121 205 144 49 12
558 Alexa, buy more citronella! 1.3561 0.04121 205 144 49 12
559 This is why I don't use natural bug spray. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
560 on second thought, maybe there not more frightened of you 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
561 There’s a reason I use DEET and not essential oils. 1.3561 0.03881 205 145 50 10
562 Are they the ones that treat their queen really well? 1.3561 0.03881 205 140 57 8
563 Another unfortunate result of climate change. 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
564 Trust me honey, this is best case scenario for 2020 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
565 Try injecting bleach. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
566 Wait, what's your Google passcode?! 1.3557 0.04399 194 139 41 14
567 Gigantic mosquitos kidnapping my wife...2020 stays undefeated 1.3547 0.04026 203 141 52 10
568 All I said was, "I wish I had a Bloody Mary." 1.3547 0.04430 203 148 38 17
569 They're the lesser known 'attempted murder hornets'" 1.3547 0.04204 203 144 46 13
570 Stay calm and play dead. 1.3547 0.04145 203 143 48 12
571 I dunno. The bugs don't seem so bad to me this year. 1.3547 0.04145 203 143 48 12
572 Looks like the government's mosquito genetic sterilization program may have unintended effects 1.3547 0.04086 203 142 50 11
573 I'm not panicking because 2020 has given me PERSPECTIVE, Mary! 1.3547 0.04204 203 144 46 13
574 Kids, put your mother down.. 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
575 Well, we are an invasive species. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
576 Agreed - the silver lining isn't jumping out at me, either. 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
577 Sorry dear, I spoke too soon. Looks like 2020 could get worse after all. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
578 Just play dead. You'll be fine. 1.3532 0.04110 201 141 49 11
579 I told you to not involve lawyers in our divorce! 1.3532 0.04514 201 148 35 18
580 Yeah but the bug repellent is more dangerous than the bugs. 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
581 Things will be even worse if the Democrats win. 1.3532 0.04403 201 146 39 16
582 Really, global warming is a figment of your imagination. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
583 This is why you can't have a staycation in Florida. 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
584 For what it’s worth, I’ve heard they never actually eat you alive. 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
585 I'm sorry, honey - when we bought the house I swear they promised to drain the swamp! 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
586 You're the one that wanted to move to the burbs 1.3532 0.04230 201 143 45 13
587 Wow. Guess you weren’t exaggerating this time, Karen. 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
588 I told you the ‘natural’ bug spray doesn’t work 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
589 Hon? I think you lost a flip flop. 1.3520 0.04480 196 143 37 16
590 Welcome to Florida. 1.3520 0.04480 196 143 37 16
591 This won't even make the news. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
592 It's not quite the Rapture I was envisioning. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
593 Now tell me climate change’s not real 1.3520 0.04538 196 144 35 17
594 Oops, you forgot your shoe. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
595 I know the blood bank is desperate, but a sting operation seems excessive. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
596 You wanted to get back to nature. 1.3520 0.04178 196 138 47 11
597 Are you sure eHarmony knew what kind of W.A.S.P. you meant?!! 1.3520 0.04538 196 144 35 17
598 We need bigger citronella torches, dear 1.3520 0.04240 196 139 45 12
599 It seems 2020 wasn't Kafkaesque enough already. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
600 I guess this Chernobyl wildlife tour was a bad idea. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
601 Like I told you, everything in Texas is bigger. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
602 Wow, didn't Al Gore say that this probably wouldn't start until around 2030? 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
603 Looks like Bill Gates still hasn't cured malaria yet. 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
604 I know I should be shocked, but I’m just not. 1.3520 0.04595 196 145 33 18
605 Goddammit, Elena, is it always about you? 1.3518 0.04073 199 139 50 10
606 And to think I assumed those mosquito state bird T-shirts were a joke. 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
607 You said you wanted to be queen for a day. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
608 They're Amazon's new complaint drones, Myra. 1.3518 0.04545 199 147 34 18
609 It seems The 'Media's killer wasp reports are not more 'fake news' as you assumed, Laura. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
610 Were bringing her back...she's just not our type! 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
611 Yeah, it's weird. Mosquitos just don't bother me. 1.3518 0.04073 199 139 50 10
612 Huh, I guess you're right: they do like you more than me. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
613 The good news is this won’t be the worst thing that happens in 2020. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
614 I know you hate I told you so's, but should I call the exterminator NOW? 1.3505 0.04204 194 137 46 11
615 Now I understand what you meant by “you will get eaten alive by mosquitos”. 1.3505 0.04329 194 139 42 13
616 So now do you believe in the growth hormone I've been developing in the garage? 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
617 They did tell us that the next mutation could be even worse. 1.3505 0.04267 194 138 44 12
618 I thought we exhausted our list of what more could possibly go wrong. 1.3505 0.04140 194 136 48 10
619 You sound like your mother. 1.3500 0.04693 180 132 33 15
620 Perhaps republicans aren’t the biggest bloodsuckers after all. 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
621 And they said genetic modification wouldn't have a downside. 1.3500 0.04490 180 129 39 12
622 Try telling them you've tested positive for covid! 1.3490 0.04481 192 140 37 15
623 Tell everybody you were kidnapped by aliens. It's more believable. 1.3490 0.04357 192 138 41 13
624 I’m so buzzed you won’t believe what I think I’m seeing. 1.3490 0.04230 192 136 45 11
625 Just ignore them Susan. If you don't bother them, they won't bother you. 1.3490 0.04230 192 136 45 11
626 I pleaded for repellant, you said ‘don’t get carried away’, who’s overreacting now? 1.3490 0.04294 192 140 39 13
627 And you were worried about murder hornets! 1.3490 0.04294 192 137 43 12
628 They never bother me. I don't know why you make such a big thing about it. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
629 Wait ‘til the conspiracy theorists get a hold of this one... 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
630 It was a mistake to call you honey. 1.3474 0.04511 190 139 36 15
631 If you ignore them, they usually just go away. 1.3474 0.04124 190 135 45 10
632 Just give them the damned flip flops. 1.3474 0.04511 190 139 36 15
633 Aggressive little bastards, aren't they? 1.3474 0.04257 190 135 44 11
634 Honey, before you leave - can you tell me where you put the bug spray? 1.3474 0.04124 190 133 48 9
635 Hey... it wasn't My idea to vacation in Chernobyl. 1.3474 0.04572 190 140 34 16
636 How many times do I have to tell you, if you just sit still they don’t bother you. 1.3474 0.04056 190 132 50 8
637 Oh please, they're just mosquitos, honey--they're not going to kill you. 1.3474 0.04191 190 134 46 10
638 Please tell me I'm not your 'emergency contact... 1.3457 0.04350 188 135 41 12
639 Well, your profile says you want to hang out with interesting WASPs. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
640 despite my advise, you insisted on using miracle grow 1.3457 0.04479 188 137 37 14
641 Swatting has consequences. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
642 There’s so much buzz about “climate catastrophes” but I just don’t see the evidence. 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
643 I mean, it’s not ideal. 1.3444 0.04338 180 128 42 10
644 If you think this is bad, you should see the mosquitoes back home... 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
645 You never listen, Doris. I told you you were getting carried away. 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
646 So much for getting more for your real estate dollar near Three Mile Island! 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
647 Yeah...but there's not as many. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
648 don't show fear; remember, they're more afraid of us than we are of them 1.3441 0.03961 186 128 52 6
649 Don’t worry. I know how to use the microwave. 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
650 At least it isn't Covid-19. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
651 Wow, Amazon’s drones are really giving Uber some competition. 1.3441 0.04312 186 133 42 11
652 Well I guess that settles it. A trial separation it is. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
653 Relax, don’t be such a buzzkill. 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
654 Wow, you’re right. Mosquitos really do love you. 1.3441 0.04175 186 131 46 9
655 If it were any other year, I’d struggle. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
656 I thought you were on the no fly list 1.3424 0.04733 184 138 29 17
657 You probably won’t believe this, the latin translation for Mosquito: little fly? 1.3424 0.04340 184 132 41 11
658 Wow. What a buzz kill. 1.3424 0.04340 184 132 41 11
659 I can't wait to see how you Instagram THIS. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
660 Usually the little ones are more annoying. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
661 I warned you, Monica, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you keep talking about giant mosquito abductions, eventually, it'll happen. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
662 You said you wanted a yellow jacket. I had to guess at the size. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
663 Of course they're locusts. It's 2020, and we've already had the floods, the fires and a pandemic. 1.3407 0.04639 182 135 32 15
664 Did you even look at the can??!? You sprayed "On!" 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
665 I don't think 'buzz off' was an appropriate response. 1.3407 0.04573 182 134 34 14
666 This is so 2020. 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
667 Too big to eat here. Let's take her home for the kids. 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
668 I did call the exterminator! He comes tomorrow, 1.3407 0.04573 182 134 34 14
669 I told you you had to reapply. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
670 Funny how then never seem to bother me. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
671 Youre right! Everything IS bigger in Texas! 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
672 It's 2020. You had to see this coming. 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
673 Try telling them "No means no". 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
674 I told you my divorce attorneys would be out for blood. 1.3389 0.04255 180 128 43 9
675 They lose interest if you play dead. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
676 I told you that you were using too many buzzwords! 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
677 The post office's new delivery system seems to have some bugs. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
678 Does this mean I need to make my own gin and tonic? 1.3389 0.04398 180 136 30 14
679 I’m sorry honey, but they made me an offer I couldn’t refuse!” 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
680 Don't worry, I think this is all just a hoax. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
681 What did you expect? Locusts? 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
682 Honey, can you pass me the bug spray? 1.3389 0.04327 180 129 41 10
683 This is Trump & Mitch attempting to take away woman's rights to control her own body, while the robot Republicans of the Senate look on helplessly, with mouth open and mind closed. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
684 The spray was for murder hornets, not kidnap mosquitos 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
685 Turns out releasing genetically altered mosquitoes was a bad idea. 1.3371 0.04428 178 129 38 11
686 I know the mosquitos have been getting bigger, but let’s not get carried away. 1.3371 0.04773 178 134 28 16
687 I see you met the Florida state birds! 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
688 I told you not to vote for him. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
689 I didn’t expect the vaccination initiative to be this aggressive. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
690 I told you global warming would come back to bite us. 1.3333 0.04339 174 125 40 9
691 Don’t worry, they will just go away after the weather gets cool”. 1.3333 0.04364 177 130 36 11
692 And you thought it couldn’t get any worse! 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
693 So whose idea was it to move to Minnesota? 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
694 Should I cancel your dental appointment for next week or wait to see what happens? 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
695 Try not to frighten them 1.3333 0.04262 174 124 42 8
696 Something bugging you, honey? 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
697 Yes, but have you seen how much an Uber costs out here? 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
698 And yet, this is still not the worst thing to happen in 2020...! 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
699 I am NOT oblivious. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
700 No guys the amazon package is over THERE 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
701 You have a bug on your shoulder 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
702 Don't worry both are males and only females bite. 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
703 Ok, Ok, so I bought the cheap repellent...big deal. 1.3333 0.04183 174 123 44 7
704 Your father owns a blood bank. You're more valuable to them alive. 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
705 This park sure has changed since when I was a kid.” 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
706 Ah.. does this mean I'm cooking dinner tonight? 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
707 Living in prehistoric times may have its drawbacks, but it sure beats 2020. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
708 Let be honest, this date was going no where anyway 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
709 See, honey? I told you you were attractive! 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
710 Did I mention I had the most extraordinary dream last night? 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
711 At least you get to leave the yard. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
712 Just turn them over and rub their bellies. Oh, wait, that's for alligators. 1.3314 0.04318 175 126 40 9
713 Shall I wait up for you? 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
714 wow! the Red Cross is getting a tad aggressive in their blood donor recruitment drive 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
715 I called UBER, did you call LYFT? 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
716 You know, for some reason they just don't bother me. 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
717 So this is what happens to the environment when we stop living for six months 1.3314 0.04753 175 132 28 15
718 Don't worry about the chair. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
719 I usually wait until they bite me—then smack them. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
720 You shouldn't have swatted their children. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
721 See? I told you this would happen if we turned the porch light off. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
722 I told you that natural stuff never works. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
723 Trust me, they just want to play. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
724 Always B Positive. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
725 Hey, tell them you have the right to bare arms. 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
726 I never get bit. 1.3314 0.04289 172 123 41 8
727 Don’t get up, I’ll grab a citronella candle... 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
728 Don't get carried away. They're only mosquitos. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
729 I think we're done here. My drones will take you home. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
730 So Amazon doesn't just deliver? 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
731 Oh, so now you’re the one getting sucked dry in this marriage. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
732 That's strange. My bug spray seems to work. 1.3314 0.04044 172 120 47 5
733 Oh Oh. It looks like somebody bought you on Amazon. 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
734 It’s funny, mosquitoes never bother me 1.3314 0.04669 172 128 31 13
735 Don't worry. They're not carriers. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
736 I still say global warming is Fake News--this proves nothing! 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
737 I think we need a bigger citronella candle. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
738 And the year isn't over yet. 1.3314 0.04209 172 122 43 7
739 I know about you and the exterminator. 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
740 Just hang on until November, then we'll vote them out. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
741 I think you missed spraying the repellant on your arms dear. 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
742 I deal with lawyers all day too. 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
743 Mary had her doubts about moving to Alaska confirmed today. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
744 This is the one with the antibodies 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
745 If you had ignored them, they would have gone away on their own! 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
746 Still think global warming doesn't affect you personally? 1.3294 0.04153 170 127 34 9
747 I told you we needed to pay the exterminator...but you wouldn't listen 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
748 I thought you said the mosquitoes out here were murder, not abduction. 1.3294 0.04317 170 122 40 8
749 NOW do you believe in global warming? 1.3294 0.04397 170 123 38 9
750 Wow! This is one first date I'll never forget! 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
751 They usually leave me alone. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
752 But you're the one who said, "why don't we rent a lake house in Minnesota this summer?". 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
753 Only the females bite. Those are males, so you have nothing to worry about. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
754 Did you know mosquitoes can suck up to twice their...oh never mind. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
755 It's a bummer of a side effect, but the good news is they can't produce offspring. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
756 I guess they're a *little* bigger, but I don't see what all the buzz is about. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
757 In all honesty, they’re probably doing you a favor. 1.3275 0.04376 171 124 38 9
758 You bugging out? 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
759 So, this is probably the end of deet-free since '93, huh? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
760 They really aren’t THAT bad; I mean, I haven’t been bitten once! 1.3269 0.04184 156 111 40 5
761 Why is it every time we have an discussion you get carried away ? 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
762 Sorry, but it's not often we find an option that's vegan AND gluten-free. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
763 You were closer than six feet, Eleanor. I warned you there would be consequences. “I warned you. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
764 I swear, these citronella candles are useless. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
765 You're getting carried away by your conspiracy theories. 1.3253 0.04028 166 125 33 8
766 Whats's our Netflix password? 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
767 I am NOT "mansplaining"! I just happen to have an M.F.A. in Cinema Studies from N.Y.U. and happened to write my thesis on how the cinematic trope of the "woman in jeopardy" is far less effective when the genders are reversed. Which is why... 1.3253 0.04850 166 126 26 14
768 Surely you knew there would be pestilence too. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
769 When they bring you back, could you put dinner on? 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
770 Nah, those aren't Murder Hornets. They're only Misdemeanor Mosquitoes. 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
771 On a positive note, the bear repellant is working great! 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
772 As a rule, I never bring them out on a first date, but I feel a connection between us. 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
773 I’m telling you, it’s the vaccines! 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
774 Whoa be careful Becky! I hear those things carry disease 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
775 Honey, I know this is a serious situation but in the interest of full disclosure: I've got the weirdest boner right now... 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
776 That reminds me. It’s time for our flu shots. 1.3232 0.04232 164 117 41 6
777 Jeff Goldberg needs to see you right away. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
778 Have you tried lavender oil? 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
779 Yea, they never seem to bother me. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
780 Just remain calm, honey. I am more afraid of them than they are of you. 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
781 It was this or the Jersey Shore. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
782 I know, I said there are only a couple of mosquitos, but I forgot to mention the specifics. 1.3210 0.04168 162 115 42 5
783 Don't worry- I installed GPS Tracker on your phone. 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
784 I don't know why they never bother me. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
785 I thought it'd be, like, locusts. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
786 I don't think you will have to worry about the Covid virus any more! 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
787 Remember, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
788 They are not wearing masks. 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
789 Uh, do you want your flip flop? 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
790 Play dead like you do in bed. 1.3210 0.05080 162 126 20 16
791 Don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
792 We need to exterminate those humans - they spread too many diseases. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
793 I told you we shouldn’t move to Minnesota. 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
794 It probably has something to do with global warming. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
795 You'll live like a queen 'til the sacrifice. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
796 And I thought wearing masks would bug us. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
797 It’s best not to scratch the bites. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
798 So delicious after they've eaten garlic bread 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
799 I'm sure things'll improve in 2021... 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
800 I don’t know-they just like you more than me. 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
801 Don't complain you always wanted to be treated like a queen 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
802 I guess we figured out what’s for dinner. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
803 Well, it is Texas. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
804 While you’re up, can you grab me the bug spray? 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
805 Quit complaining! You're the one who didn't want the Off! 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
806 Call it mansplaining if you will but, actually, only the female mosquitoes feed on blood. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
807 Zika is so last year, Mary. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
808 It was only a matter of time Karen 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
809 Amazon's technology is really advanced; picking up as well as delivering 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
810 She's too good for you, Jerry. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
811 Did you write down the Netflix password? 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
812 At least they're fewer this year. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
813 Guys, put her down. I'll make us some actual Bloody Marys. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
814 You are so distracted lately, I feel like you aren’t listening to me. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
815 When you said you heard a drone, I thought your Amazon order had arrived. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
816 How many times have I told you to use repellent until there is a vaccine? 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
817 I told you not to use pumpkin spice repellent. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
818 I would do something, but you know I'm allergic. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
819 It's Florida and it's 2020. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
820 No, it's definitely your turn. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
821 Don’t worry, babe. I heard these Jurassic Mosquitoes are just a hoax. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
822 Quick...toss me the car keys! 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
823 On the bright side, I’ve seen only a couple of mosquitos this whole summer. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
824 You’re the blood donor, not me. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
825 Don't look at me. You're the one who said this year couldn't get any weirder 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
826 Quick, throw me the car keys. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
827 Congratulations on your selection for the Phase 3 vaccine trial. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
828 Well, this proves it- I'm wearing lavender oil and having no problem! 1.3165 0.04123 158 112 42 4
829 Yes the swarm is harmful, and we should all be safely inside, but some of us need to celebrate our freedom. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
830 But what'll I have for dinner tonight? 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
831 I think you're getting carried away, Karen. 1.3165 0.04315 158 114 38 6
832 They’re right- the mosquitos are really bad this year. 1.3165 0.04315 158 119 31 8
833 I don’t think the citronella candle is working. 1.3161 0.04366 155 112 37 6
834 Let's not overreact. There are bigger problems out there. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
835 Don't worry, I'll get you a WASP lawyer to fight this sting operation. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
836 Let's play it out. Think book deal, like the kid who went to heaven. 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
837 I mean, really, who didn't see that coming? 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
838 Don’t forget your flip flop! 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
839 It's not that I don't care, dear. It's just so hard these days to tell when the LSD has kicked in. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
840 I told you not to put that anti-Trump sign on the lawn! 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
841 Now will you admit that DEET is better than citronella? 1.3161 0.04645 155 118 27 10
842 You're so lucky. 2020 is almost over for you. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
843 Don't worry . . . I've got some left over hydroxychloroquine. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
844 Well, I'm terrified but I can't say I'm surprised. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
845 Don't panic. President assures us reports of gigantic flying insects killing people by the hundreds of thousands? Fake news. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
846 I told you you were overdosing on Kafka! 1.3161 0.05158 155 121 19 15
847 Look at it this way, at least they’re not murder hornets. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
848 Well, you asked to be treated like a queen. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
849 I'll tell your book club you're busy with environmental issues. 1.3161 0.04461 155 115 32 8
850 Should I start dinner without you? 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
851 Well, actually, they're mosquitoes. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
852 Huh, they never bother me. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
853 , “funny, but they don’t bother me at all, just try not to think about it.” 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
854 I would help you, but for two reasons: I am a product of a spineless generation, and there are just too many implications to consider 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
855 Be careful! That chair's an antique. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
856 ”Diane, even the receipt says two large MOJITOS! 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
857 From where I sit you're getting a little bit carried away. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
858 Why do you have to turn every minor annoyance into such a big deal? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
859 Haven't you heard about the latest plague of 2020? These are the hostage hornets. 1.3137 0.05119 153 119 20 14
860 Maybe we shouldn't visit Chernobyl in the summer. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
861 Don't worry. Mosquitos don't carry COVID-19. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
862 I’d like to help you but I’m totally drained. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
863 I begged you not to put out that Biden sign. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
864 Total buzzkill. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
865 I sold you to the Mosquito King. 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
866 With everything that"s going on today,I doubt this will even make the news, 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
867 That's the one drawback of having type O blood. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
868 I warned you not to download the buzzfeed app 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
869 I’d turn on the bug zapper, but they’ve asked we not use heavy appliances during the heat wave. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
870 Could you ask them to pollinate the cucumbers before they go? 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
871 relax ! The doctor said the vaccine hallucinations will wear of in 6 - 10 hours 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
872 Divorce lawyers in their natural habitat 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
873 Their buzzing sound is quite annoying, isn't it? 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
874 You know, my therapist said it’s best to not fight change. 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
875 honey, your flip-flop 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
876 If you don't enjoy my company anymore just say so, Susan. There's no need for theatrics. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
877 This wasn’t the buzz I thought I’d get on a second date. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
878 Wait! Deborah! What’s the Netflix password? 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
879 I would have sworn the locals were exaggerating about the size of the mosquitoes. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
880 Did someone order you from Amazon? 1.3113 0.04325 151 119 22 10
881 We're arresting you for the murder of thousands of innocent mosqutos 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
882 Just in case you don’t make it back before dinner, what wine should I uncork? 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
883 They're female, can I watch? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
884 Sorry babe. I don't like them as insects per se, but I like their policies. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
885 Well this is a real buzzkill 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
886 So no second date? 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
887 ... and here we thought Trump was our biggest problem. 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
888 Would you rather go indoors, Wendy? 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
889 Don't worry, that species is not infectious. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
890 Fine – I'm sorry I used the last of the bug spray. Ok? 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
891 I warned you not to sign that blood-donor pledge. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
892 I’ve been trying to tell you the neighbors suck. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
893 Oh my God I have to film this. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
894 Still want to grab a bite later? 1.3113 0.04426 151 110 35 6
895 It was at that moment Joe regretted not packing the bug spray. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
896 Gosh, Jan. So you get a couple of bites. Don’t get carried away. 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
897 Maybe try explaining to them that your insect repellant is DEET-free but just as effective. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
898 I don’t remember the mosquitoes being this bad. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
899 Don't worry, they're males. They roughhouse a little, but only the females bite. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
900 No, I did NOT hire them... 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
901 Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
902 Just another typical day in the pandemic-killer-wasp wasteland... 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
903 I thought Trump was supposed to drain the swamp... But now the bugs are bigger than ever. 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
904 You were the one who insisted on moving to New Jersey! 1.3087 0.04354 149 108 36 5
905 It’s all the CO2 you’re breathing out. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
906 Let's rent a place at the Jersey Shore," you said 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
907 No worries, they're merely "rough you up a bit' hornets 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
908 Well actually male mosquitos don't feed on blood, so I think you're overreacting. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
909 Ordinarily, I'd be surprised. But hey..2020, so.... 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
910 I warned you not to get too carried away by your acceptance to that exclusive W.A.S.P. garden club. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
911 The brochure said the mosquitos were bad here but oh no, you said we could handle it. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
912 They must be Republicans. 1.3087 0.04248 149 119 21 9
913 Remember last summer when we were inundated with no-see-ums. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
914 Stay calm, they're more afraid of you than you're afraid of them. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
915 Want me to look for that citronella candle, hon? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
916 It's 2020! 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
917 They've ALWAYS liked you best. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
918 You probably thought I was kidding about the mosquitoes here in Maine. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
919 You're under arrest for over 1,000 counts of insecticide. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
920 Covid 20. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
921 I guess you were right about the killer mosquitoes. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
922 And yet I seem never to get bit. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
923 Trust me, they know you got a PhD in Entomology. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
924 I warned you not to say anything negative about Bill Barr. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
925 Don't act so shocked. It's 2020, babe. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
926 Did I tell you Alaska's state bird is the mosquito? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
927 They’re more scared of you than you are of them. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
928 Don't worry. The big ones don't carry West Nile, Zika, Malaria, Dengue or Chikungunya. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
929 I guess we have an answer to which repellent works best. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
930 We all knew 2020 was going to end this way. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
931 You'll be fine. They're males. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
932 So what do you want me to do? 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
933 Man that is going to itch!!! 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
934 If I had to guess, I’d say Trump’s ‘Operation Warp Speed’ program to deliver a Nov. 3rd Covid-19 vaccine just took a wrong turn. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
935 You always get so carried away..! 1.3087 0.04354 149 110 33 6
936 You should see the ones from New Jersey. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
937 They’re after anti-vaxxers! 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
938 Forget it, Jane, it's Minnesota. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
939 The mosquitos are really bad this year, huh? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
940 You’re under arrest for killing a little mosquito last night with those sandals. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
941 This is what happens when you ask what else could go wrong in 2020. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
942 The contact tracers are here. See you in two weeks! 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
943 Just had to move to Texas, didn’t you? 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
944 2020 REALLY bites... 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
945 Babe, I know your essential oil repellant is organic, cold-pressed, and handmade in small batches, but I’m just not sure it’s actually doing anything. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
946 Man... 2020 just keeps finding new ways to suck. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
947 We’re gonna need a bigger swatter. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
948 Hey, at least the Giant Mosquitoes wiped out the Murder Hornets..." 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
949 Don't worry, they're not real, they are drones. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
950 How's that 'essential oil insect repellent' working out for you? 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
951 Still think all natural repellents are safer? 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
952 Hey, YOU wanted to vacation in Minnesota. 1.3067 0.04329 150 109 36 5
953 Don't worry -- it's just a hoax. 1.3067 0.05090 150 117 20 13
954 I'm not sure how I'm at fault but I apologize. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
955 I told you the season wasn't over yet 1.3067 0.04329 150 111 33 6
956 Hey, wait a minute! Do you have my keys? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
957 You’re lucky. There’s usually more mosquitoes this time of day. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
958 The discount sprays almost never work. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
959 I told you not to worry about the bears! 1.3067 0.04225 150 108 38 4
960 You were right! That wasn't a buzz saw that we just heard. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
961 So sorry, Dee, but none of this would be necessary if you had just signed the prenup. 1.3067 0.04225 150 108 38 4
962 Wait, your facemask! 1.3067 0.04329 150 109 36 5
963 It's not all bad - you'll get to be a queen. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
964 Wow. You always have to find SOMETHING to complain about, don't you? 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
965 They're quite harmless unless you scream. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
966 I'll let your folks know we won't be joining them for dinner. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
967 That’s what they meant by “Jurassic Getaways.” 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
968 Bargain brand repellent? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
969 Really, David? The divorce papers would’ve sufficed. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
970 Well, Honey, it makes sense...floods, fires, hurricanes and now pestilence. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
971 I haven’t paid Amazon since the pandemic began. These are their repo drones. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
972 Are you sure that was mosquito repellant? 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
973 Many find me repellent but I guess it has its upside. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
974 If my phone wasn't in the car I'd help you by recording this. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
975 Quick, tell me your password! 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
976 See...Me and the mosquitoes, we have an understanding. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
977 Well, you did say the buzzword... 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
978 I'll give the swat team a ring. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
979 So much for the all-natural, organic, homeopathic insect repellent. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
980 My bad. They just sounded like drones. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
981 I guess I'm lucky. The bugs seem to never bother me. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
982 Let them suck the blood out of you like you sucked the happiness out of my life, Susan 1.3067 0.05090 150 117 20 13
983 Carry-out dining is all the rage these days. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
984 that's what you get when you use off brand repellent 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
985 This is why I wanted to sit inside. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
986 And you laughed at my ‘nature is healing’ hashtag. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
987 Wait, was I supposed to do the garden treatment this year? 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
988 'Youre right. Maybe I do read too much....the only word I can think of right now is kafkaesque.' 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
989 They're only attacking 50% of us 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
990 Yeah. I ordered a drone pick-up. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
991 I don't know...They just don't seem to like me. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
992 So much for the Deet-free bug spray. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
993 You were all too excited to be a ‘universal donor’ before. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
994 Phyllis, I tried to warn you about the knock-off Off. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
995 Mosquitoes are eating us alive this year. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
996 And you said don't get carried away with the bug spray. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
997 What did you expect after you swatted their baby? 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
998 I think the mushrooms have finally kicked in. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
999 You laughed when I insisted on getting shots. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1000 Remember: Tap don’t scratch 1.3051 0.05710 118 92 16 10
1001 Mosquitoes have never done that to me before 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1002 See? I told you. They just don’t bother me. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1003 Well, Linda, it looks like you won the disaster prediction pool, but I’d say it’s something of a bittersweet victory 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
1004 Yup this one right here, she’s the one who squished Carol... left Dean to take care of 2000 babies on his own. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
1005 Oh good, it is just Zika. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1006 I'll call the cops, but what should I tell 'em? 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1007 I told you they’re immune to citronella. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1008 No, no, I'm sure I ordered "two giant MOJITOS." 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1009 Remind me to pick up some mosquito netting tomorrow. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1010 You’re more their type. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1011 It really bugs me when you get carried away." 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1012 You're getting completely carried away again! 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1013 Are you surprised? This is 2020. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1014 Why don't your parents ever call first? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1015 Guess you heard the latest buzz. 1.3007 0.05160 143 112 19 12
1016 Honey, what's for dinner? 1.3007 0.05160 143 112 19 12
1017 I'm glad I'm not their type. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1018 2020 sucks, right Frannie? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1019 They seem a bit more agressive this year, I think. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1020 See, I'm NOT paranoid. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1021 Uh...Transportation by drone will need to be refined a bit. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1022 You probably shouldn't have said, "none of your beeswax, honey." 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1023 The mosquitoes never seem to bother me 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1024 What time does Timmy have to be at soccer. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1025 Told you they'd get you if you wore flip-flops. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1026 Maybe they're males--I hear they don't bite. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1027 I'll get the giant Benadryl. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1028 I told them you’re a great host. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1029 It's so weird, they don't bother me at all. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1030 Surprisingly, this was not even the worst part of their first vacation as a couple. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1031 I hear their buzz is worse than their bite. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1032 Don't scratch it. 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1033 I’m finding the bugs out here a little excessive. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1034 Things just haven't been the same since dining out in public was banned. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1035 Told you they will recognize us without the masks! 1.3007 0.04330 143 104 35 4
1036 Ha! They're even bigger in Texas. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1037 Will you be back in time for dinner? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1038 Don't worry. Male mosquitoes don't suck blood." 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1039 Hey when you come back can you bring some bug spray? I’m getting eaten alive out here. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1040 At least there’s a breeze. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1041 Did you know that mosquito is Spanish for "little fly". 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1042 No, I ordered two jumbo mojitos. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1043 Sorry, dear. I swatted their mother yesterday and had to make a deal. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1044 The mosquitoes are bad this time of year", I said. "Put on insect repellent", I said. "Re-order the Citronella,", I said. You never listen, Diane.. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1045 Every summer the mosquitos seem to get worse. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1046 Honey, looks like you’ve chosen Queen for the Day! 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1047 You said we'd be safer outside. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1048 I think we need something stronger than citronella candles. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
1049 Relax. They're aggressive only when you show fear--" 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1050 One gives you a flu shot, the other your covid vaccine. Then they both drop off your mail-in ballot. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1051 Just relax, they can sense fear. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1052 Leave the city, you said. We will get COVID, you said. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1053 Is it my imagination, or are the mosquitos getting bigger and bigger each year? 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1054 Wait, let me get your mask. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1055 Do you want me to light the citronella? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1056 I feel like you’re not really focused on us, Linda 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1057 Don’t worry, those are males. It’s only the females that bite. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1058 I thought you were being hyperbolic when you said your in-laws were bloodsucking parasites! 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1059 You were right, the big ones do always go for you. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1060 Just ignore them and they won’t hurt you! 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
1061 Look I hate to be the guy that blames a woman for what she's wearing, but... 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1062 Weren't they more subtle last season? 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1063 They are just mosquitoes, don't get carried away. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1064 He’s a Mosquito-doodle, he just wants affection. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1065 You're just imagining it. The bugs are no worse than last year. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1066 I'll never buy organic bug spray again. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1067 Don't worry, they're crane flies. They look like large mosquitoes, but they don't bite. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1068 You have pretty toes. 1.2979 0.04240 141 107 29 5
1069 Ok, I get it. Maybe we should buy mosquito repellant. 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
1070 Sorry honey, but I think this will be quicker than a drawn out divorce. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1071 What should I tell your mother? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1072 We really didn't think this through before we shrunk ourselves. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1073 You don’t need to worry Honey, only the females bite. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1074 It's the latest test to get FDA approval. Trust me,it's still more pleasant than the swab. 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
1075 Relax. I heard the giant Wuhan mosquitos are harmless. 1.2979 0.04473 141 106 29 6
1076 YOU wanted to visit Texas. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1077 How’s that all-natural planet-friendly insect repellent you read about on GOOP working out for you? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1078 That hole in the screen door is a bit larger than I remembered! 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1079 Everybody’s getting take out these days. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
1080 I warned you to use the spray because the bugs were literally like giant mosquitoes. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1081 I expected something like this would happen next. . . 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1082 On the bright side, you'll have a great story for the grandkids. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
1083 Your turn. I gave last week. 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
1084 West Nile virus is so 2019 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1085 Climate change; it's not just about weather anymore. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1086 Repellent 0, perfune 1 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1087 huh... They never seem to go for me. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1088 You and your organic insect repellent. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1089 I warned you about leaving that water in the kiddie pond. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1090 CDC’s plan to vaccinate 350 million Americans 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1091 Everything's bigger in Texas 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1092 Trust me, this year you’ll be better off wherever they take you. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1093 But it said Mega-size Bug Repellent right on the bottle! 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1094 Relax. There's no credible evidence they spread the virus. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1095 It's 2020. What did you expect? 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
1096 They’re actually delivery drones — probably just a programming error. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1097 I warned you those Bermuda shorts would attract WASPs... 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
1098 Don’t worry, it’s the females you have to be afraid of. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1099 Don’t struggle. We’re here to rescue you. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1100 To think I almost chose that chair. Whew, that was close! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1101 Mother Natures response to climate change. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1102 The good news is they will have you back in an hour. The bad news is you will feel a little drained. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1103 You told the blood bank you weren't gonna donate, didn't you? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1104 Thanks for the help, Greg, these tiny humans really disgust me. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1105 She didn't mean it. She will vote for Trump. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1106 Uber really isn't vetting its drivers as well as it used to. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1107 I guess he hasn't heard of the BeeToo Movement. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1108 Apollo, Zeus, down! They just love visitors. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1109 No, because you said DEET makes you sneeze! 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1110 I think we need to get a refund for the repellent. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1111 Their bites only itch for a year. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1112 I think we're in their seats 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1113 Have you got your cell phone? 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1114 Don’t worry. The president said they’ll disappear like a miracle soon. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1115 Don't worry honey, these aren't the murder hornets. They are the kidnapping hornets 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1116 Yeah, they're bad this time of year. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1117 Move your foot and I'll go get the bug spray from the car. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1118 I was just kidding when I said your parents were like a pair of blood sucking mosquitos. 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1119 I wouldn’t resist. You’re much better off with them than staying here. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1120 but honey, mosquitoes are a hoax 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1121 David Attenborough needs to be narrating this. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
1122 Guess my bugging you seems inconsequential right now. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1123 So, I guess we're seeing other people now 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
1124 They’re still doing take-out only. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
1125 But you know they're a hoax, right? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1126 Honey, just completely relax. Dead weight is much harder to lift. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1127 I warned you organic bug spray wouldn't work here 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1128 By the way, you dropped a sandal. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1129 Who needs a calendar, it’s still 2020. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1130 Guess I shouldn't have called you "Honey." 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1131 Perhaps bug off was not the best metaphor! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1132 Just go with them Jenny. They’ll only take a pint or two. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1133 Seriously? The Chernobyl National Wildlife Preserve? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1134 Enough about mosquitos, already! You always get carried away. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1135 I'd make a joke about 2020, but that would be too obvious. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1136 The Blood Bank's out-reach team has really outdone itself this year. 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1137 Another one who accepted our Terms & Conditions 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1138 You did pick 'dare'... 1.2941 0.04796 136 105 23 8
1139 Enough with the literary allusions, Greg - do something! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1140 We're gonna need a bigger Citronella candle... 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1141 It's okay! These are the massage hornets. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1142 Summers in Florida sure are wild 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1143 Got it, honey, citronella's on the list. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1144 They’ve been a huge problem this year. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1145 So much for life in the 'no-fly zone'! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1146 Are you sure you called Uber? 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1147 Don't be frigrhtened. They are both males, and only the female mosquitoes biter, 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
1148 I can tell I'm losing you, so let me cut to the chase. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1149 Sticking with the citronella, are we? 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1150 Well at least these genetically modified mosquitoes don´t carry malaria. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1151 Can't you just go to a gym like a normal person. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1152 Why do you have to make everything about you? 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1153 Wait, are you mad at them or at me? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1154 Relax. I’ll grab your flip flops. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1155 Now I understand why in the warning, "Colossal mosquito problem", the C was capitalized. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1156 I love American fast food. 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1157 This isn't the take-away I had in mind. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1158 Damn it, Shirley, when I said 'Just bug off,' I didn't mean it literally! 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1159 I should have know there would be good reasons the property rates were so low! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1160 Try to focus on the positive- at least the males don't bite 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1161 You said you wanted the least expensive socially distanced flight I could find you. 1.2941 0.05231 136 107 18 11
1162 Could it really be that bad?” Asked Kyle, who had never been bit by a Mosquito due to his thick skin and white male privilege 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1163 Seriously stop calling me over dramatic - Im literally getting carried away! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1164 Of course, 2020." BLAMMO!! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
1165 Spirit airline has really changed 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1166 Oh, this must be the vaccine sides effects. Say hi to 2021 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1167 Honestly, just let them take me. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1168 I think it’s time to move, honey. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1169 Bring me back some honey, honey. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1170 Just a preliminary test for coronavirus, we’ll have her back in a hour. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1171 President Trump tells us that these new mosquitoes are nothing to worry about. (I wasn't sure if my previous submission included both lines) 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1172 Eeek! My flip - flop! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1173 Look on the bright side! They’re leaving ME alone. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1174 In this pandemic, it's safer than an airplane. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1175 Does this change your mind on having a bug zapper? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1176 Don't worry dear, I'm sure this is just an illustration. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1177 OMG! Jackpot! This one hasn't been vaccinated yet! 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1178 I told you to complete your census form. 1.2910 0.04472 134 101 28 5
1179 Don't struggle, it only excites them! 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1180 You should see the horseflies. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1181 Wow, mosquitoes really do love you. 1.2910 0.05383 134 107 15 12
1182 I thought things would improve after the election. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1183 I thought they had patio dining here, but it looks like they only do takeout. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1184 they warned us about sheltering in Maine in the spring 1.2910 0.04345 134 98 33 3
1185 Still think I use to much bug spray? 1.2910 0.04596 134 106 20 8
1186 Sorry dear, it was either you or me. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1187 Can you get her back in time to vote? 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1188 How do I tell people this is not fake news? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1189 Not a huge mosquito fan? 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1190 Will you be back in time to cook dinner? 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1191 Don't worry. It's only the females that bite. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1192 I booked it on Air Bee and Bee. 1.2910 0.04596 134 102 26 6
1193 Next time I'm buying the one with deet. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1194 You probably swatted their kids. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1195 Black Flies Matter, I think they said. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1196 Don't show fear and they won't sting. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1197 Tell them to put a rush on those gin & tonics 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1198 I told you that my DEET repellent works better than yours that just makes you smell good. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1199 You weren't kidding when you said mosquitoes loved you. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1200 DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET...DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET, DEET...So here's to using DEET Mrs. Robinson... 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1201 Told you we should have brought the fly swatter. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1202 See? This is why you have to vote for Biden. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1203 I heard it’s catch-and-release 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1204 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1205 You should see the bats that feed on these. 1.2910 0.04214 134 97 35 2
1206 I told you this place was bugged. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1207 If this keeps up, these wild anarchist WASPs will completely ruin the suburbs as we know them. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1208 Maybe using deet ISN’T so bad for you. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1209 Sorry honey, but you have always been more attractive to mosquitoes. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1210 Not to worry. They brought me back in time to vote. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1211 Honey, don’t forget your sandal! 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1212 Must be some of those mosquitoes from back when Grandpa was a boy. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1213 I simply refuse to change my ways because of some bug! 1.2910 0.04717 134 103 24 7
1214 Better call a SWAT team. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1215 Shucks, I lost my last girlfriend this way. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1216 At least the "no-see-ums" aren't out. 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
1217 I don't know. I woke up just as the giant frogs were arriving on the scene. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1218 We really should try a different brand of insect repellent. 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
1219 I think you missed a spot. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1220 The Rapture, 2020 edition. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1221 Yes this year could suck even more 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1222 I forget that I spilled steroids in the birdbath. 1.2910 0.05383 134 107 15 12
1223 Honey, I don’t think this sketo diet is a good idea. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1224 Do you still think wearing bug spray infringes on your personal rights, Jane? 1.2910 0.05278 134 106 17 11
1225 At least the pandemic is over . 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1226 Let's get you out of here honey, you're the third girl he's brought this week 1.2910 0.05278 134 106 17 11
1227 That’s what you get for saying this year can’t get any worse 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1228 You’re really getting carried away by this whole ‘fear of the outdoors’ thing, Carol. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1229 I guess that's what the lawn furniture guy meant by 'Climate Change Sale.' 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1230 Maybe now you'll finally use the bug spray 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1231 You dropped your flip flop. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1232 This sucks. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1233 OK Karen, now who are you going to call? 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1234 Sorry, honey. It was either you or me. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1235 You’re the one who said “what else could happen?” 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1236 You think they're bad now. Just wait 'til they finish law school. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1237 I'm sorry, but the speed dating rules around here are brutal." 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1238 I don't know why you say I never pay attention to what's bugging you. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1239 Well, you said you needed a pick-me-up. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1240 And you trusted nature. 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1241 You've always had a flair for the dramatic. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1242 Wow. 2020 is not letting up. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1243 Did I get an extra large can of insect repellent rather than a can of extra large insect repellant? My bad. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1244 Hang on, sweetie. I'm going to call Dr. Fauci. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1245 Mother told me I should never have married a WASP. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1246 Didn’t I tell you to bring bug spray? 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
1247 I'm happy to talk about adding a screened-in porch if you'll promise not to get so carried away. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1248 Holy crap Karen. They really are the State bird! 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1249 I told you the organic bug spray was a risky choice. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1250 I certainly did not have kidnapping by giant mosquitoes on my 2020 Bingo Card. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1251 Did you volunteer for the vaccine trials ? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1252 You're overreacting. They just feel that big. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1253 Again? I never get abducted. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1254 What’s the Wi-Fi password? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1255 My relationships usually end worse than this! 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1256 Just another day in the year 2020 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1257 Two more gigabites 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1258 remember when scientists said genetic manipulation was a good thing? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1259 Well this is on-brand for 2020 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1260 They said this would happen if we kept using the RAID. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1261 Just breathe Susan...this may not be FDA approved but the president says it works. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1262 You should have signed the divorce papers. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1263 Relax Sue, I have everyone checked for bugging devices. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1264 Okay honey, just be home by dinner. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1265 Yeah, that "natural" DEET is just not cutting it. 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
1266 At a time like this, I regret the DDT ban. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1267 Sometimes I feel like you're not listening to me. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1268 You're the one who wanted to move into this WASPy neighborhood. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1269 It's okay. They're males. Only the female ones bite. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1270 Don’t worry, Gladys, they’re males who don’t bite. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1271 You are the one that wouldn't let them spray for West Nile mosquitos. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1272 Welcome to New Jersey 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1273 I warned you the WASPs would get us when we moved to the suburbs. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1274 Looks like they've chosen their new queen for breeding 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1275 You're the one that swatted their baby brother... 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1276 Relax, honey, only the females bite. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1277 Turns out the "murder hornet" moniker was just fake news. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1278 Um...what time should I take out the meat loaf? 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1279 Last time we visit Alaska! 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1280 I tried to tell you my parents were wasps! 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1281 I warned you about taking loans from the blood bank. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1282 It's the state bird here in Michigan. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1283 When I asked, "what next?" I didn't see this coming. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1284 Is this just another 2020 highlight, or have we just noticed we’re in Jumanji? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1285 Give it some time, Emily. They’ll help relieve your itching. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1286 I told you not to bad mouth Bill Barr. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1287 See, I told you, this place is bugged. 1.2846 0.04912 130 103 19 8
1288 They never bother me at all. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1289 I don’t mean to stir up a hornet’s nest, but would you mind giving me the engagement ring back? 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1290 I knew it was a mistake to move to New Jersey! 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1291 Maybe it's time to try airplanes again. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1292 Do you think it might be the repellent we’re using? 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1293 Maybe it's time to do something about climate change. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1294 It appears we weren't the only ones who gained the "Quarantine 15." 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1295 Don't forget you mask, dear. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1296 I told you I did not want to move to Wisconsin. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1297 This gives me a great idea for my new book! 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1298 Oh my gawd.... I'm sure I said "TWO MOJITOS" 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1299 So, this is what they meant in the brochure when they said, "You be flown away to a whole new world." 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
1300 I did suggest that you use mosquito repellent. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1301 Can't lie, their bite is pretty bad. 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1302 Need a wingman? 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1303 I'm starting to think we have to re-evaluate the type of bug spray you've been using. 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1304 Like I said when we left Brooklyn, everything's bigger in Texas. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1305 Ha! I totally forgot about Zika! 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1306 Calm down, you’re always getting carried away. 1.2846 0.05376 130 104 15 11
1307 That's what you get for voting for Trump and global warming deniers. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1308 Well, at least it's not murder hornets! 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1309 What else did you expect? It’s still 2020 for another couple months. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1310 Honey, should I get the bug spray? 1.2846 0.04663 130 102 21 7
1311 Maybe we should have expected Murder Mosquitoes after 2020 gave us Murder Hornets? 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1312 Honey, it’s 2020, what else did you expect? 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1313 Look, I offered you bug spray... 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1314 Say honey - now that you're up, would you mind grabbing me a drink? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1315 Careful honey, they’re a vector for disease. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1316 I told you not to mention that you are related to Jeff Goldblum 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1317 I had to make a deal. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1318 You’ve had your flu shot: I wouldn’t worry. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1319 Relax, unless you're over 60, or have a pre-existing condition, they won't kill you. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1320 Kinda makes all those COVID fears seem sort of silly now, doesn't it? 1.2835 0.04596 127 97 25 5
1321 You called Uber and Lyft? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1322 Told you they were big out here 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1323 Don’t worry, I don’t think those are Murder Hornets. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1324 Don't worry--they were genetically modified to be harmless. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1325 I already gave at the office. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1326 I guess they finally put together a SWAT team." 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1327 Welcome to Minnesota. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1328 And you were worried about the corona virus 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1329 Text me when you get there. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1330 Use to be all they wanted was our blood. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1331 Damn, that was mom's favorite chair! 1.2835 0.05465 127 102 14 11
1332 It looks like my insect is repellant working 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1333 I told you it was a bad idea to camp near Chernobyl 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1334 Are you sure you know these guys? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1335 I hear we'll have a vaccine by early next year." 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1336 Well, they said the mosquito was the Alaska state bird....sigh. We should've listened.. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1337 Nothing that happens on a third date surprises me. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1338 The view above the lake is beautiful. 1.2835 0.04015 127 99 24 4
1339 And we were worried about COVID. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1340 Don’t panic! The CDC says they’re just gnats. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1341 Now might be a good time to rethink that Essential Oils insect repellent. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1342 So now do you believe there's a problem? 1.2835 0.04315 127 93 32 2
1343 Relax. They’re kidnapping hornets, not murder hornets. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1344 I guess I should have listened when you said you attracted bugs. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1345 So how are you doing with your arachnophobia? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1346 I'm guessing you have type O blood. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1347 Boy am I going to be itchy tomorrow! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1348 This is the last time we holiday in Florida. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1349 Wait...Wait Don't forget your mask... 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1350 Do you want the fly swatter or the baseball bat? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1351 Well, Phyllis, it hurts when you call me repellent. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1352 Huh, they’re not really bothering me. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1353 That's what you get for wearing essential oils instead of DEET. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1354 Time for your next zoom meeting 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1355 They brought you back? I guess you're not their flavor. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1356 Huh, so the Midwest isn't immune to climate change. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1357 No, I don’t think they look like big murder hornets at all. Why do you ask? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1358 Guess this settles the Citronella vs DEET argument once and for all. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1359 Call me when you get there. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1360 We need to check that bug spray label 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1361 Mosquitoes are just attracted to some people and not others. I don’t know why. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1362 And you thought those noseeums were annoying. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1363 You always get carried away with how bad the bugs are! 1.2835 0.04987 127 101 19 7
1364 So now I know what all the buzz is about. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1365 Don’t worry. I’ll order take out. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1366 Stop! She hasn't signed her ballot yet. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1367 Now I remember what they said about Alaska. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1368 Relax. Just relax! It usually takes Deet a few minutes to kick in. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1369 This is why I don't like to sit outside! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1370 I knew the price of this cabin was too good to be true. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1371 Really? They're not bothering me. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1372 Can you get me a beer? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1373 They hardly ever bother me. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1374 Don't worry, they'll be gone when it gets cold. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1375 It’s a metaphor 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1376 Given how the year's been going, this is probably for the best. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1377 At least you won’t have to wear a mask in flight. 1.2835 0.04596 127 97 25 5
1378 Appears you were wrong when you said, 'What next... locusts?' 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1379 If you ignore them, they leave you alone. 1.2835 0.04730 127 99 22 6
1380 What do you want me to tell your Mom about this? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1381 Because I don't have to walk them or feed them. . . 1.2835 0.04987 127 100 19 8
1382 Who knew Amazon's drones can also do return delivery. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1383 You have to admit we needed the rain. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1384 That’s my point. You always find something to complain about. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1385 So now it’s the bugs. Honestly, can you not just relax and try to enjoy our vacation” 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1386 C'mon dear, they're just playing. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1387 No, they're not bothering me at all. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1388 I kept warning you about spraying the garden with too much "Super Grow"! 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
1389 The mosquitos have been more aggressive this summer 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1390 Should I cancel the Uber? 1.2835 0.04730 127 100 20 7
1391 That’s what you get for squashing their mom. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1392 CRISPR run amok 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1393 I guess Mosquitos are doing take out now 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1394 Don't worry. We'll bring her back in 17 years. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1395 Now, can I call the service that uses poison? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1396 They told us there’d be consequences for not wearing masks. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1397 Don't worry. We can order another Adirondack from Amazon. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1398 Take her. You’ve earned it. 1.2835 0.04987 127 100 19 8
1399 October 2020 is officially here. 1.2835 0.04860 127 99 21 7
1400 Let's not jump to conclusions— they might not be giant mosquitoes. We might just be really small. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1401 Really? I don’t feel a thing. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1402 Yeah, weird year, right? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1403 See! If your fortune teller were any good, you'd have seen this coming. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1404 Like I said, the mosquitoes never seem to bother me. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1405 Don't worry--male mosquitoes don't bite. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1406 If they want you for mating, cooperate, but don’t send me any baby pictures. 1.2835 0.05578 127 103 12 12
1407 Why don’t you like camping? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1408 They’ll bring you back when they find out you have antibodies. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1409 No worries. They have a very short lifespan. 1.2835 0.04458 127 97 26 4
1410 Six feet apart - ma'am, that's clearly two! 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1411 Don’t get carried away, Martha, it’s just a couple of mosquitos. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1412 Yeah you’ve gotta spray all over, not just the ankles 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1413 I feel like you’re not listening to me. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1414 „Look at it that way: we used to have a huge problem with small mosquitoes, now we have a small problem with huge mosquitoes.“ 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1415 What’s bugging you, honey? 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1416 Hmmm, yep. 2020 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1417 Relax, they just want to talk. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1418 Actually, it's the smaller ones you have to watch out for. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1419 Okay, okay, I’ll try citronella. 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
1420 I told you that was a bottle of ON. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1421 Well, at least there were fewer of them this summer. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1422 I told you Cuomo was serious about the 14 day quarantine! 1.2835 0.04596 127 97 25 5
1423 I see you've met the neighbors 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1424 Thanks for coming. He kept saying he wants at least six kids. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1425 Relax, It's just a bug 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1426 I guess what didn't kill them made them stronger. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1427 Maybe you should've researched that new blood donation website before signing up. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1428 Yes Buzz, this is the one with the sweet juice 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1429 I told you to buy the ‘with deet’ insect repellent, but nOoOoOo. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1430 This being 2020, I would say, I believe my eyes 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1431 Just another regular plain old 2020s day. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1432 Did you put on any bug spray? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1433 I'm telling you, if you ignore them they'll leave you alone. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1434 Don’t worry I hear the Giant Mosquitos have a great Dengue testing and tracing program. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1435 We should've just gotten dogs. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1436 Honestly I don’t know what you’re talking about, the bugs don’t bother me at all. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1437 Nature embraces you back 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1438 In the lab, we zapped them with radiation to make them sterile. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1439 Quit overreacting. I haven't had a single bite. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1440 In hindsight, maybe releasing these genetically altered mosquitoes wasn’t as innocuous as we were led to believe 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1441 6-feet apart lady! 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1442 That’s not six feet 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1443 I would be surprised, but it's 2020 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1444 Our president said it's safe to be outside and not wear masks. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1445 You're the one who said you wanted to meet my parents. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1446 So, how are those sticky strips working out for you? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1447 While you're up ... 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1448 These are nothing compared to the ones where I come from. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1449 But Fox News said it was a hoax! 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1450 It must suck to be Type O. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1451 Let’s hope the ‘murder’ part is fake news. 1.2800 0.05400 125 100 15 10
1452 If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about. Stop resisting. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1453 So much for citronella. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1454 I wouldn’t worry about it. It can’t be worse being here with Trump as President 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1455 I thought this whole killer bee thing was fake news. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1456 It seems excessive anti-depression medicine can cause hallucinations; we should be careful during a pandemic. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1457 Fauci and Trump disagree about whether their sting is fatal. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1458 Ignore it. Fake news. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1459 I told you calamine lotion isn't enough. 1.2800 0.04032 125 92 32 1
1460 How did you think they selected a Queen? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1461 Sorry Babe. Its part of the Green New Deal. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1462 There's your biology paper. It'll write itself now. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1463 They don’t actually bite, you know. It’s more of a sting. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1464 Oh no! What is the name of that new perfume? 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1465 You seemed much calmer in your profile picture 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1466 Don't blame me; I told you to take the hydroxychloroquine. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1467 Well this is so predictable, anything with puppy dog eyes and a large antennae and you’re outta here 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1468 Sorry. You're our next Queen 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1469 MOJITO.I said I wanted a giant MOJITO 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1470 See, I told you climate change is real. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1471 I thought you said large moscato. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1472 Let’s be real: quarantine highlighted all of the flaws in our relationship. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1473 It IS true what they say! In every couple there’s the one who gets bitten by mosquitoes and the one who gets abducted. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1474 Don’t look at me like that, I clearly said two large mojitos 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1475 Agh... I can see the headline 'Florida couple...’ 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1476 I told you, the all-natural bug spray just doesn’t work as well. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1477 I find that if I ignore them, they go away. Try it. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1478 Geez, I hope they don’t have West Nile. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1479 I guess Disney’s Jurassic Bug Park just opened. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1480 They’re taking you back for the big ones! 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1481 You shouldn't have worn such revealing clothes. 1.2764 0.04939 123 98 18 7
1482 Calm down. The males don't bite. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1483 I told you scratching would make it worse. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1484 Relax. Dr. Fauci said they’re positive it’s not insect-borne. 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1485 Hey! Careful with that chair! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1486 They only kill about 2.9% of people that they attack. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1487 Wow, that insect bite is REALLY gonna itch. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1488 When I suggested you buy the extra large bug spray I wasn’t talking about container size. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1489 You may be surprised to learn that we can carry much more than just diseases 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1490 Don’t worry, they’re genetically altered to be disease-free. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1491 How come it's always about you, Madeline? 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1492 Its just like you to get carried away by a few mosquitos. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1493 And you thought you'd never fly again during the pandemic.... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1494 Those ARE the little ones! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1495 Cut! Mr Cruise you should be out of your chair and pulling Ms Theron away from the mutants 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1496 I mean.. maybe they’re taking you somewhere good? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1497 They'll disappear as soon as this election is over, believe me. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1498 You're right,they do like you better. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1499 I'm sorry dear. They're looking for A-Positive, only 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1500 I guess these are the ones that survived the smoke... 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1501 I'd help but, you know, social-distancing and all... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1502 Tell them you're a Beyonce fan--she's the Queen Bee. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1503 I'm going inside, it's getting a little buggy out here. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1504 No, wait. They may not be murderous. They may be abduction hornets. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1505 Hope they don't take you to the swamp. The big boys there will harder to deal with. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1506 Didn't I ask you to drain the standing water? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1507 Oh, no! Wait, what's your Netflix password? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1508 This pandemic dating is becoming a real buzzkill. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1509 I never thought blood drives would get so aggressive. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1510 See I told you they'd bring you back. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1511 I’d suggest throwing away the rest of that perfume. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1512 Well, that explains the loud buzzing we've been hearing. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1513 Normally, Id' be concerned, but it is 2020 after all. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1514 It's 2020, we probably should have seen this coming. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1515 When they said the mosquitoes were picking up this time of year, they weren't kidding. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1516 I told you my in-laws were from Florida. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1517 Next time I'll get the stuff with DEET. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1518 Martha, where did you leave the car keys? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1519 So, you don't want to come back to Florida? 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
1520 I told you we should stockpile hydroxychloroquine. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1521 Remember to bow to the queen. She'll be the large one. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1522 This reminds me - what ever happened to that Zika virus? 1.2764 0.04661 123 95 23 5
1523 You knew it was just a summer fling. 1.2764 0.05202 123 99 15 9
1524 I told you, mosquitoes LOVE me. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1525 Bug-Grub Hub 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1526 Guess I can check giant mosquitos off my 2020 bingo card. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1527 Help me out here Charlie, this one's got the anti-body. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1528 Don't worry. They won't hurt you. They're just curious. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1529 Weird that they're still out, it's been pretty chilly recently. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1530 Honey its okay, its the CDC to test the new COVID19 vaccine. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1531 A new era of pandemics is coming 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1532 Goddamn it Karen! I told you that natural stuff doesn't work! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1533 I suppose climate change is responsible for them, too. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1534 Trust us, we’re doing you a favor. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1535 I distinctly remember asking if you wanted some insect repellent. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1536 That reminds me: I need to register to vote. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1537 I told you not to switch parties this close to the election 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1538 At least the generic brand repellent has a money back guarantee. 1.2692 0.04970 104 81 19 4
1539 Must be a climate change thing... I thought this could only happen in Alaska 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1540 My bad. It's Buzzfeed, not buzz-feed. 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1541 Sorry, babe, I thought they promised giant mojitos! 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1542 Don't worry dear... They say the West Nile is lovely this time of year. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1543 Haven't you heard, Lift is all the buzz now 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1544 Apparently Amazon prime is also testing drones for their free returns.... 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1545 Sorry honey, I forgot to tell you that the office is having us test new measures to enforce social distancing at home... 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1546 I've actually only seen a couple mosquitos out here today. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1547 Did you bring the citronella? 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1548 This must be the 1% the bug spray can’t kill. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1549 You dropped a flip-flop. I’ll get it. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1550 Typical Wisconsin. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1551 Wait, Let her cook dinner first. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1552 Better West Nile than Corona 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1553 Are you still a global warming skeptic? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1554 I told you the new neighbors were a buzz kill 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1555 Can you see their eyes?? They're really amazing!! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1556 They’re more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1557 They said your O+ was really rare and worth the effort 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1558 I'll get the gallon of Calamine we got at Costco. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1559 This explains why the room are so cheap. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1560 Not yet. She'll buzz you when she's ready. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1561 Don't worry, these guys are genetically modified - they won't bite. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1562 I think next time I’ll skip the “all-natural” insect repellents. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1563 The man at the store assured me they would make great pets. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1564 I told you that wasn't bug repellent. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1565 Call me? 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1566 Relax, they just want the chair. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1567 This will sting a little bit 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1568 I disagree, hon--I think no-see-ums are much more annoying. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1569 Someone on TripAdvisor mentioned that this might happen 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1570 Don't worry. They promised to bring you back after the procedure. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1571 They seem to be more of a nuisance this year 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1572 I told you using DEET just makes them stronger in the end. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1573 Do you still think genetic mutation theory is “fake news”? 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1574 Don't panic. I'm just having one of my acid flashbacks. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1575 The Red Cross and Amazon seemed like a good partnership for blood donations. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1576 Quick, what is the password? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1577 No distancing? No masks? Did you just fly over from a Trump rally? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1578 If you just ignore them they won’t bother you 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1579 I hear hang gliders are safer and less noisy 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1580 At least it's not aliens. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1581 Don't get carried away dear, it's just a couple of mosquitoes 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1582 Did the pandemic let nature return too much? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1583 How was it? 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1584 Be optimistic. Maybe something good will happen. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1585 Make sure you quarantine when you get there 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1586 I’m telling you Harold, wait until you taste this Vegan. You’ll never go back. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1587 You’re the one who said we should sit outside and enjoy nature. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1588 finally gonna experience double penetration, honey. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1589 We should eat them here. If we take them back, the big ones will take them away from us. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1590 I told you to vote by mail before it was too late. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1591 You know, Janice? Sometimes I feel like you’re not even listening to me. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1592 See? I told you. They just never bother me. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1593 Yep. This was definitely the wrong week for moving to Michigan. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1594 Once you're in the Bloods, there's no getting out 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1595 I worried a little about a nuclear power plant being next door, but I haven't noticed any problems yet. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1596 They claimed to be in training for Amazon ! 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1597 I think that they get bigger every summer. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1598 Mam you need to get away from him, he’s not wearing a mask 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1599 Would you mind getting me a beer while you're up? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1600 Oh, great. Once you leave, they'll all start biting me." 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1601 Remind them you gave at the office. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1602 I can’t kill them with a sandal. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1603 Oh relax, this species doesn't carry malaria. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1604 It’s all right. They help to protect the woods. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1605 And that’s why you need to reapply the bug spray 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1606 We'll see who gets custody once my lawyers are through with you. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1607 Looks like we're being eaten alive out here. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1608 Sucks to be you. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1609 Don't look at me, you're the one who said that not letting them in would be "racist" and "xenophobic. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1610 Maybe this has something to do with the one thousand times you screamed "I hate those damn mosquitoes!" 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1611 So! You thought coronavirus stopped mutating. Eh? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1612 Your parents are here. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1613 I must have spelled Mojito wrong on the takeout app 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1614 Jill, you’re getting carried away. They’re not that big! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1615 It was your idea to social distance outside. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1616 I told you to use the spray with DEET. But no, you never listen! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1617 I'll let your parents know. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1618 Now that’s an airborne Virus... 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1619 What time will the chicken be done? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1620 I'll concede that it's still mosquito season, but in my defense, there's only two of them. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1621 I was hoping we could make ‘s’mores’ but maybe next time?” 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1622 Yeah, you may try to relax, but they can smell a Type A personality a mile away. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1623 You might want to rethink being a Vegan. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1624 They abduct you for a few hours, but then you are free for the summer. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1625 Really helpful, aren't they? They were, like, $15 each on Amazon. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1626 Swatting at them will just make them angry. 1.2632 0.04834 114 90 19 5
1627 Well, I guess the whole murder hornet thing wasn't fake news after all. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1628 I told you to apply deet. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1629 Sorry. I forgot the DEET !! 1.2632 0.04502 114 92 17 5
1630 It's the new vaccine study. I put your name in. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1631 Really? They couldn't come up with a better way to inject the new vaccine? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1632 Yeah, but there are so few of them. Look at the positive, Karen. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1633 Shall we eat her here or take her home?” “If we take her home the big mosquitos will grab her away from us. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1634 Remember when you complained because I was killer horney, 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1635 They just want to play. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1636 My fault. When you said you needed a book on 'entomology' in a hurry, I thought you said 'etymology.' 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1637 I'm going to stay still and try not to panic. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1638 Told you to use the bug spray Becky, the mosquitoes here will LITERALLY eat you alive. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1639 That's odd...we haven't seen any ants... 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1640 Is that our little one splattered on your arm?? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1641 And we were so worried about the Murder Hornets... 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1642 Don't worry, we're seasonal. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1643 Don’t worry babe. The males don’t bite. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1644 Are you sure it was repelent that you put on? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1645 Sorry Linda, when the flip flops go on I'm in holiday mode. 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
1646 I think it's safe to say that summer really sucks this year 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1647 Crane flies, dear. Mosquitoes are much smaller. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1648 At least I won't get malaria because I'm taking the recommended dose of hydroxychloroquine 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1649 This isn’t the kind of role-playing I had in mind. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1650 Relax, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.2632 0.04326 114 85 28 1
1651 Remember when West Nile virus was a scary thing? 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1652 You HAD to tempt fate with that article on Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” as allegory! 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1653 Honey, I think now is a good time to rethink our position on using off-brand repellent. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1654 You are the one who decided to wear perfume. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1655 I haven't noticed them. They must just like you. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1656 I hear it's not so bad if you're otherwise healthy. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1657 Yeah, they can be brutal this time of year... 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1658 The evidence is clear. We’re much safer socializing outdoors. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1659 They decided they didn't like to be called "No-see-'ums" 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1660 Give your mother my regards. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1661 You know, you can’t conclude that any single event is caused by climate change. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1662 Maybe chloroquine doesn't work. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1663 It seems like they really liked the free sample and have now come back for the full product. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1664 I think we should go back to goat yoga. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1665 I still think you've been watching too much sci-fi." 1.2632 0.05580 114 93 12 9
1666 I know deet isn't good for the environment, but it really does work. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1667 Don't bother, she's cold blooded. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1668 Don't antagonize them 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1669 But wait, she's still in quarantine! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1670 Ok you win--the GMO thing really HAS gone too far. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1671 Just relax. They only want a sip. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1672 Relax and stay calm. They can smell fear. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1673 I thought we were going to be eaten alive, not taken alive. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1674 See, I TOLD you they weren't Man-eating bugs! 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1675 Boy, you're gonna need a transfusion when these guys are done with you. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1676 Fukushima 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1677 When I told you to “buzz off” this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2632 0.04834 114 90 19 5
1678 Well, you had to figure after the sky turned orange ... 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1679 They're lobbyists. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1680 OMG! Fist the murder hornets and now abduction mosquitos! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1681 I told you there was something odd about that citronella candle. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1682 I don’t get it. The bugs always seem to bother YOU. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1683 You’re always SO literal.... 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1684 Global warming, shlobal warming, you said. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1685 I told you we shouldn't have downsized. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1686 You wanted a new kitchen, not a screened in porch. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1687 Tell them you have headache. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1688 I told you that natural bug spray doesn't work. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1689 Don't worry, the Zika virus carriers are much smaller. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1690 You picked the cabin by the pond, Nancy. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1691 what's for dinner? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1692 "I guess this means I'm fixing my own dinner tonight?" 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1693 Wait. Leave the wife, take the cannoli. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1694 You had to write that op ed about how fruit flies could be vaccine trial subjects. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1695 I’ll see you after they return you from their blood drive 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1696 Yeah, they never really bother me. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1697 Just swat them Emily, they're just mosquitoes. 1.2632 0.04502 114 90 20 4
1698 Don’t worry the males won’t bite. They just rough you up a bit. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1699 Look on the bright side, honey- you're gonna meet the queen. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1700 If you make it back, can you pick up some milk? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1701 Relax. I'm sure they don't bite. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1702 You know they are going to eat you alive, don't you? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1703 There's climate change for you. These guys used to be long gone by September. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1704 They never seem to bother me. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1705 Next time, I’ll light a candle. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1706 I'll light the candles. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1707 Well, you said you wanted to travel without a mask. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1708 They can sense your fear. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1709 Good thing I gave blood yesterday. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1710 Well, you did say you wanted to get away. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1711 Mosquitos just don't like me. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1712 Oh, hey, it must be September. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1713 Look honey Texas mosquitoes! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1714 Just go with it. You always wanted to be Queen! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1715 I told you not to say anything derogatory about this administration " 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1716 I know, honey. I never listen. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1717 Maybe they have something against WASPs? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1718 Let’s go to Maine,” you said. “It’ll be relaxing. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1719 Would you stop doing this? Just tell me you don’t wanna hang out. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1720 Every disaster movie starts with the goverment sadly ignoring a scientists 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1721 Just make sure you don’t scratch. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1722 Just enjoy being outside dear, I think you need to lower your expectations 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1723 Now you know how it feels 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1724 Now we know what happened to the kids!!! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1725 Hate to say I told you so... 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1726 I decided to bring the lawyers into this. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1727 Whoa, I must be really buzzed. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1728 They said genetically modified mosquitos came with no knowable consequences 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1729 Can't we have one nice thing in 2020? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1730 You should have known they would build up a resistance to that citronella candle 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1731 Returning coz we were not satisfied with her blood type 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1732 Well, actually it’s the *female* anopheles mosquito that carries malaria. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1733 That’s all part of the experience, Honey. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1734 she planned this vacation for 2 years, and 2 minutes in she’s already complaining about the mosquitoes 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1735 I said Mojitos not mosquitoes 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1736 Again, really sorry for finishing the last of the bug spray 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1737 It's OK. They won't come back for 17 years ..... 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1738 I thought you said you had herd mentality? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1739 "TOLD YOU not to order the FLIT online! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1740 There must be a thousand different ways of looking at this. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1741 Hey, she’s my ride home! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1742 Just be thankful I didn’t tell you to go to hell. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1743 Sorry Sal. They went all-in and I thought my aces were good 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1744 I never need bug spray, you said. They always bite you, you said. I'll be just fine, you said. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1745 Wow, they seemed so much bigger when I was younger 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1746 They're peacefully protesting against the bug zapper. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1747 They like you. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1748 I'm socially repellent, they can't touch me. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1749 Don’t worry. The Human Minaturization Program Manual clearly states that our expected lives are extended by 50 years. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1750 Relax. Just pretend it's Jeff Goldblum. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1751 Remember, don't scratch. No matter how much it inches. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1752 Heard yesterday that Amazon's Drone Return Policy went off the radar. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1753 Look it up: only the females bite and suck the blood out of you! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1754 Just tell the Fox pollsters you’re undecided. 1.2545 0.04907 110 90 14 6
1755 You took acid again, didn't you Megan 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1756 Not sure if they are West Nile or Triple E, but it's better than Covid. 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1757 Didn't I tell you not to slap that mosquito in plain view where his family could be watching? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1758 You didn't tell me you were in a cult. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1759 I told you, Minnesota ain’t that great! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1760 It only itches for two months. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1761 I guess they figured out the bug zapper. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1762 Why do you always get picked first? 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1763 Funny, they never come for me. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1764 You were right, dear. It is too buggy to be outside now. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1765 Just take back what you said about the new Jumanji being as good as the original. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1766 Did I say "universal donor" too loudly? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1767 I’d help, but I can’t stop wondering why your chairs legs are different from mine. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1768 You wouldn’t listen when I told you lord of the flies was more than an allegory 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1769 I'm putting this in my review of the AirBnB. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1770 You’re right. They do like you more. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1771 Hold on, before you fly away, what's the password to our computer!? 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1772 Don't fight it, they say it's best to just let them drink until they're full. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1773 I said put on some bug spray, and you said no, I don't want those chemicals on me. Maybe they'll take you back to Portland. 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1774 Actually, we need to stop focusing on women getting carried off by mosquitoes and talk about meat and potatoes issue real Americans care about. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1775 And ever since that day, I’ve carried bug spray. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1776 Don’t worry honey, it’s the little ones that bite. The big ones are just annoying. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1777 Sorry honey but they did call dibs on that seat 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1778 I told you Roid was not the same as Raid 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1779 I told you taking Malaria medicine was only going to cause more problems 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1780 That reminds me. I used the last of the bug spray. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1781 Don't just sit there; slap them. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1782 Oh - I really did think I heard a buzz! 1.2524 0.04517 103 83 17 3
1783 Holy Anopheles, they spotted our Trump-Pence sticker. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1784 How was your trip?" 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1785 Welcome to Mississippi! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1786 Don’t worry. There’s no record of COVID transmission by mosquito. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1787 Steven King's been writing another novel. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1788 Oh, your parents are back 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1789 First you used pesticides, and I did not speak out. Then they came for you, and I still did not speak out . . . . 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1790 Wait, did you have giant, man-eating wasps for your 2020 bingo card? 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1791 It's not the heat, it's the humidity. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1792 I’d rather get bitten by giant mosquitoes than.....Whoa!!! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1793 What bug problem? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1794 Must be your perfume. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1795 The West Nile Boys are back in town! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1796 Remember, don't scratch. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1797 I just feel that our problems are bigger this year. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1798 And I thought you were the biggest blood sucker I know 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1799 They just seem to like you better. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1800 Your struggling seems to agitate them. Try relaxing, honey. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1801 Looks like your insect spray wore off. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1802 I thought you said mosquitoes don’t usually bother you. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1803 Your the one that judged them by the size of their proboscis. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1804 Don't worry. They're not poisonous. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1805 This would have gone viral on TikTok. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1806 I thought it was Murder WASPS!? 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1807 I too enjoy a tall glass of O negative 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1808 So does this mean you can't get drinks on Saturday? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1809 Looks like by October, you know, in theory, when it gets a little cooler, they miraculously go away. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1810 I thought this was the cleanest way to let you know that it's over. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1811 Don’t fight it Sharon. It has to be better then staying here. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1812 So, are you making me lunch or what? 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1813 Kidnapper mosquitos? This late in the season? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1814 So what do these giant insects look like? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1815 When I told you to buzz off, I didn't mean it literally 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1816 You just told me that mosquitoes loved you! 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1817 Ok, ok. We shouldn’t have come to Minnesota for our vacation. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1818 I'm sorry, I thought they only made deliveries. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1819 Would you like to borrow my insect repellent? 1.2523 0.04423 107 83 22 2
1820 I told you if you swatted that little one the big ones would come for you! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1821 You really stirred up a hornet’s est this time. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1822 'Oh, no. I don't NEED any insect repellent.' Are ya happy now, smartypants? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1823 I gave at the office. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1824 And you thought Trump gutting environmental laws was a good idea. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1825 C'mon Jenny, they just want play. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1826 Shall we eat her here or take her back to bloodsucker Mitch's place and share? 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1827 Bug Off! 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1828 At least you're getting away from this heat. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1829 On the positive side, bringing the DEET wouldn't have made a difference 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1830 Some picnic this turned out to be 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1831 You’re the one who wanted to come to Wisconsin. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1832 I told you that was Miracle Grow not pesticide! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1833 They're going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, they will disappear. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1834 You always said you wanted to spread your wings. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1835 Just stop it Sharon, they're no worse than last year, and climate change has nothing to do with it! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1836 But who's going to make my dinner? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1837 Relax, this is just their sense of humor. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1838 Don't worry. Very few people actually get carried away by giant mosquitos. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1839 You always attract the worst types. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1840 Who’s the buzzkill now, Debra? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1841 I think were are going to need a bigger Zapper. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1842 I guess they were serious about social distancing 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1843 Just call them suckers and losers, it is what it is. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1844 Yes, it does seem like the mosquitoes are bigger this year 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1845 Don’t forget your sandal! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1846 Can't help you; They're protected state birds 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1847 I know, you thought it would be locusts. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1848 When’s dinner? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1849 It's all part of living off the grid. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1850 Don't show fear. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1851 See, I told you global warming could be good for some species 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1852 Now, I understand your fear of global warming. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1853 Looks like they're out for more than blood these days. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1854 Uhhh, Denise, you’re getting carried away again.” 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1855 Apparently they figured out the concept of carry out 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1856 Fine, I admit it. I should've bought the bug zapper instead of the golf clubs. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1857 A large pond, year-around tropical temperatures, and a great view of the nuclear power plant. This rental sure has it all. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1858 Boy, the Red Cross is getting more and more aggressive. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1859 I think this must be the month they select a new queen. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1860 I guess this means I'll have to feed the cat tonight. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1861 Well, you were the one bragging about being AB-negative. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1862 No, I said “When pigs fly.” 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1863 Don't worry dear, it's just 2020 being 2020. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1864 I'm going inside. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1865 So much for your organic insect repellent. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1866 I told you mosquitoes eat me alive. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1867 Dan looked on in horror as the murder hornets crowded around his wife. They weren't even wearing masks. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1868 Mosquitoes really DO love you. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1869 Don't worry he said. They'll disappear in a month or so. Like a miracle, he said. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1870 Why do you always overreact. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1871 You did say that if you could have any superpower it would be to fly. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1872 Sorry sweetheart. I am actually with the FBI and you have been caught in a massive sting operation. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1873 Maybe you shouldn't have called my family bloodsuckers. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1874 I'm sorry, Sharon, but they made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1875 Red Cross is getting desperate! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1876 The Red Cross is getting desperate... 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1877 Looks like now the White House has repurposed those drone mosquitos to keep people from voting. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1878 Honey,just relax They can smell fear. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1879 Yeah... I’m thinking that’s probably gonna suck. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1880 Gloria, be patient! It takes a little while for the mosquito repellent to become effective. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1881 They warned us about global warming. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1882 I guess everything REALLY IS bigger in Texas. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1883 Lucky they're not anopholes, so no chance of malaria, Dear 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1884 You take her, she just drones on and on. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1885 I doubt that you'll be interested, but in two days, all of the Egyptian livestock perishes. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1886 I guess the organic repellent really isn’t quite as good... 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1887 I told you the mosquitos here at Lake Pinewood were big as airplanes, but no, you had to come here! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1888 I told you those natural mosquito repellents don’t work. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1889 Dang, you're really getting eaten up out here 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1890 No. . . I wished for two giant MOJITOS! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1891 Mosquito repellent, I said. Don't forget, I said 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1892 'Attack of the Corona Flyrus' 1.2523 0.05802 107 89 9 9
1893 Doris, how did they know you were O- blood type, a universal blood donor! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1894 So, when I heard that RGB died, I thought, "Well, at least 2020 can't get any worse" 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1895 I know it seems bad, but you just have to vote. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1896 Take her to your leader. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1897 Do we have anything stronger than 100% DEET? 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1898 Governor Cuomo did say to stay inside.. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1899 🤔... Foot-Fetish , alien mosqui-toes 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1900 When you come back, can you bring the bug spray? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1901 Isn't it nice to get out of the house? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1902 This seems on brand for 2020, Dear. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1903 You should see how big they get where I'm from. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1904 In an anti-Kafka plot twist, the third mosquito turned into a man. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1905 Hnh. So much for citronella. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1906 ... so that's how I've been dealing with the stress, what do you have going on? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1907 I had a nice time. I’ll call you. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1908 Maybe climate change ISN'T a hoax. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1909 Man, these blood donation drives are getting a little too aggressive. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1910 I guess the Zika virus wanted the spotlight back... 1.2523 0.04805 107 87 15 5
1911 I guess this year CAN get worse. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1912 I told you not to invite the lawyers. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1913 I guess your covid-19 antibodies are more desirable than we thought 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1914 Don't worry, they typically leave only small bumps. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1915 Don't worry. The experts say you can't catch coronavirus from mosquitos. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1916 Finally! Something different! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1917 Yeah, nature was a little bit more active in the last six months. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1918 „DANGue“ 1.2523 0.04805 107 87 15 5
1919 Honestly, with everything going on, this might not be the worst thing for you. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1920 Hate to say I told you so, but I told you Deet works. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1921 They won’t touch you, if you don’t touch them. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1922 Whoa, that really sucks. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1923 I’ll put out a citronella candle by the time you get back. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1924 The dogs like you best too. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1925 I'm not with her, I swear. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1926 Oops! I think you ordered the wrong "Bug Away" from Amazon. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1927 Now, Lula...I TOLD ya ta stop drinkin' so much sweet tea! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1928 I’m sorry I doubted that you had sweeter blood, but this is a little over the top don’t you think? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1929 I told you not to waste your money on that 'all natural' crap. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1930 I should probably go get the bug spray. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1931 Big mosquitoes? You should see the horseflies! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1932 Don’t you just hate it when they buzz around your ears? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1933 Wow, honey, I suppose global swarming is biting right on the tail of global warming. Do you want some bug spray? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1934 Minnesota, you said. Minnesota? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1935 Don’t look at me like that. I warned you they had a huge mosquito problem. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1936 OH NO!! Your sandal! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1937 What happened while we were locked indoors?! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1938 It’s ok they’re not wearing masks, we’re outdoors. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1939 Relax, Brenda. I’m sure 2021 will be much better. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1940 Yes, but DEET is incredibly toxic 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1941 Fine. Break quarantine. See if I care. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1942 They're drawn to you because they think you're sweeter. Big mistake! 1.2476 0.04838 105 84 17 4
1943 I warned you about that perfume. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1944 It’s probably because you’re wearing dark colors... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1945 You should see the ones we get in Texas. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1946 I’m sorry, dear, but it was either you, or me. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1947 Not this again! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1948 Call me insensitive, but I just don't understand what is bugging you. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1949 Take it as a compliment 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1950 Have you ever had that dream where you're really tiny? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1951 Sweetie, I need you to be less dependent on me to be your "rescuer." 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1952 Did I mention we signed up for the new Red Cross blood donation campaign 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1953 Huh. I haven't gotten a single bite. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1954 There's that death do us part. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1955 Take me to anyone but your leader 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1956 You can have this one back: she’s B Negative. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1957 I'll tell the kids you got drunk. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1958 I told you organic repellent was worthless 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1959 So, every once in a while they like to remind us they were here first. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1960 I told you that I heard someone humming"The Flight of the Valkyries." 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1961 Time for your Zoom meeting? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1962 During the larval stage they're much easier to handle. 1.2476 0.04838 105 85 16 4
1963 We'd like to invite you for a complimentary breakfast and an opportunity to learn more about a unique timeshare package available today! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1964 The mosquitoes aren’t bad, they aren’t biting me. 1.2476 0.05024 105 85 15 5
1965 that’s funny, for some reason, they leave me alone. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1966 They just seem to get bigger every year 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1967 This is just like you, Maureen. You can’t avoid this conversation forever. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1968 We are the october surprise from 2020. 1.2476 0.04838 105 85 16 4
1969 I don't know what you're complaining about. The mosquitoes aren't bothering me at all. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1970 I can’t believe it! Giant killer mosquitos WERE on my 2020 bingo board! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1971 Don’t worry i’ll just vote them out. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1972 No, they’re not bothering me... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1973 Now tell them you have a headache! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1974 You know, you could’ve just walked away. The mosquitoes are a nice touch though. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1975 I begged you to stop with the insecticide. This is evolution on steroids. I'll text your folks. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1976 Just stay still 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1977 Don't worry. They're aerial spraying tonight. You'll be back in the morning. 1.2455 0.04509 110 88 19 3
1978 wow, they really suck 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1979 Finally! What took you guys so long 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1980 Now let's finally talk about my problems. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1981 You just have to ignore them. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1982 Where the heck have you been ? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1983 Judy! Your flip flop fell off! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1984 "Honey, you know how I always considered you my queen, well ......." 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1985 ...which reminds me, your mother called. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1986 You know what I hate? The itching...and the swelling, the swelling and the itching. Hate it. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1987 We agreed to a time-share presentation 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1988 Remember how I said my parents were a pair of bloodsuckers? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1989 Don't worry, the president says they're fake news. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1990 Wait til you see the ants on this island! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1991 Are you still a Global Warning denier? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1992 Wave your hands and say shooo. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1993 ...as I was saying, it's not the murder hornets that we should be worried about. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1994 If you wanna see her ever again, 3 bottles of blood delivered to Weeki Wachee dock by 10PM tonite 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1995 YOU told me they were the size of helicopters! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1996 I told you to go vegan with me. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1997 I TOLD you not to leave that Miracle-Gro just sitting around,anywhere! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1998 I told you not to sign up as a blood donor. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1999 Just stay calm and motionless and don't provoke them. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2000 The drones must be dyslexic. I ordered a grill. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2001 Relax! If they’re taking you to their leader, how much worse could things be? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2002 Oh yeah, the blood bank called the other day about missing your appointment. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2003 Some good news. They are not killer hornets. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2004 Wait! Honey, what's our new WiFi password? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2005 Is it you or me that's got a problem? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2006 Relax honey, it's not like they are murder hornets. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2007 Surprise, Honey. You got the job at Amazon! 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
2008 I told you - the herbal stuff just doesn’t work. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2009 AB-negative... 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2010 Does this mean we're breaking up? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2011 I told you they were carriers. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2012 At least you have the distinction of being carried off by an undescribed species. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2013 Sorry honey, But I had to resort to Plan B 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2014 Darn it, Karen, you used the wrong bottle again. You're supposed to use "Off" ... not "On"! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2015 I think I’ll wait for the official vaccine. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2016 You booked us here, I didn't. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2017 Bite her? I just met her 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2018 Wow, this is a new kind of outsourcing for collection agencies, isn't it? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2019 They don't even try to be subtle anymore. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2020 You always find the weirdest excuses to not spend time toghether 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2021 I see you've met Wisconsin's state bird. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2022 Honey, don’t look now, but I think you chipped a nail. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2023 No, not Jersey, these are from Chernobyl 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2024 My edible hasn’t kicked in yet, how do you feel Katherine? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2025 Look, if you put up a fight, things are gonna get bloody. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2026 Mosquitoes always seem to be more attracted to me than the people around me..... 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2027 Whatever you do, don’t scratch. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2028 Someone get Comey on the phone - the killer bees were only supposed to be released the week before the election 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2029 You’ve heard of murder hornets, now get ready for abduction mosquitoes! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2030 Maybe you're right and I do have no taste. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2031 Relax. You'll be at your mother's house in no time. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2032 Uber has a new business model--we'll see if it flies. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2033 This is what I call a fly-by. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2034 2020, amirite? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2035 I told you to use insect spray 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2036 Don't worry. They've been bred to inject vaccine. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2037 My flip-flop! My flip-flop!" 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2038 We’re just their foreplay; they’ll either fly away, or, eat us. 1.2427 0.04015 103 83 18 2
2039 I guess that repellant does work 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2040 Honey, don't be concerned, mosquito's are carrier's of Ebola, there's no proof that they carry Covid-19. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2041 Well you DID say that you wanted a cheap flight!” 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2042 Oh, one more thing ... is her fear of heights a deal-breaker? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2043 Like I said, dear, the constant buzzing is not the worst part. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2044 Not to worry, only the females bite. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2045 Relax! They're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2046 Thank God I’m AB negative! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2047 Where's your Rachel Carson now? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2048 So sorry honey that they like your blood better than mine 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2049 It's better than killer aardvarks. Oh, and Susan, let's stop pretending this is going to work out. My heart is with Steve. But you still owe me $927 for rent and $73 for utilities. I don't want the dog. Your lasagna sucks. Say hi to your sister. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2050 I said, "Don't order that chargeable zapper." But nooooo...... 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2051 I told you they were big and to wear repellent... 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2052 We’re going to need a urine sample. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2053 You said they don’t bother you 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2054 You're always getting carried away 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2055 Told you to use the one with DEET! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2056 I know—I was getting eaten alive earlier. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2057 Should I call Jeff Goldblum?! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2058 This is the last time I let you plan the vacation. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2059 Ma’am your chair has just collapsed and we are trying to help you. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2060 I tried to tell you about air bee and bee's! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2061 I think I misunderstood when I ordered the "pest control package." 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2062 As I was saying, men have it hard too 1.2427 0.05766 103 86 9 8
2063 Wow, this sure sucks. Situation like this you’d hope you at least had a good buzz on. Not sure what to do next, might have to wing it, but I’m bad at thinking on the fly, even though I’m itching to get better at it uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2064 oh, don't forget your shoe! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2065 I told you to take more vitamin B 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2066 Ruth, don’t be scared, they’re our neighbors, the Paulsons. Remember them? They were in the coronavirus vaccine trials. I can tell you, that the vaccine they tested didn’t work. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2067 I think there's a game on tonight... 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2068 I TOLD YOU TO GET THE ZAPPER ! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2069 It’s really a lucky break to be chosen for the new COVID vaccine trials. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2070 In 2019, this would have just been a nightmare. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2071 They' re eating me alive! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2072 I didn’t realize my honey recipe was that good. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2073 So I just typed in best places to fly fish... 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2074 I told you those "green" products wouldn't work. Now you've just them angry. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2075 I told you they'd bring you back. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2076 I think they want you to join their pod. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2077 Will you be back for supper? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2078 The neighbors say they're really quite friendly. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2079 Can you hang on while I get my smart phone? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2080 Don't worry, Trump said all is well and the mosquitos will disappear on their own 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2081 Don't let them needle you. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2082 Don't worry, they're just drones. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2083 Boy, this is gonna itch... 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2084 West Nile Virus is probably the least of our concerns... 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2085 I told you that DEET-free spray doesn’t work! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2086 And furthermore, when you get get dessert for yourself, you never ask if I want some, . . . 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2087 It’ll improve considerably once all the bugs are worked out. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2088 Need more spray? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2089 You took your hydroxychloroquine, right? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2090 This is definitely the one. I'd recognize those hands anywhere. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2091 I thought that you were exaggerating when you said “The mosquitoes are the size of blue jays”. I did not realize that you meant Toronto Blue Jays. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2092 I know, your Miss Universe obligations come first 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2093 Don’t worry, only female mosquitoes bite, and only some of them carry Zika, Malaria, Dengue, Chikungunia, Encephalitis, Yellow Fever, West Nile Virus,.... 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2094 Air travel has certainly changed with C0VID 19! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2095 Don't worry, we've been socially distancing. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2096 A couple of large mojitos sounded good", I said 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2097 Relax, honey. Pretty soon the herd mentality for malaria will set in and we'll all be ok. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2098 Now do you believe in the effect of climate change? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2099 Yes, we're homicide detectives. We initially called ourselves 'the murder hornets', but 2020 wasn't ready for it. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2100 My pets seem to like you. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2101 Don't listen to him, that spray really doesn't even work. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2102 Did you send in your ballot? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2103 100 million years of adaptation and these humans can’t even master the concept of masks and proper social distance. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2104 These Amazon drones are aggressive 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2105 I told you going vegan wouldn’t work. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2106 So much for escaping the 'Kafkaesque stress' of the city, eh, Stace? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2107 'These police drones make sure that we follow social distancing' 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2108 guess those GMO bugs didn’t do what we wanted 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2109 But what did you say Karen? 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2110 I’ve changed my mind about living in Texas. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2111 Wait! Wait! I’ve got to stream this! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2112 You know what, at this point, I’m surprisingly ok with this. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2113 We should have seen this coming 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2114 Don't resist, that will only anger them. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2115 Guess it’s that time of year again 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2116 Wow, everything in New York City does get supersized. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2117 I thought you said you'd ordered two large MOJITOS to help me forget about work! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2118 Of course 2020 has human-sized murder mosquitoes. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2119 It's not October yet, they're early. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2120 I told you Chernobyl was a bad posting for your first travel writing position. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2121 Darn Democrats 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2122 On the bright side, at least it’s not Covid. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2123 Is this what they meant by pest removal?! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2124 Well, that figures. Hashtag 2020, amiright? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2125 Don’t worry ma’am, we work for the Red Cross 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2126 Fauci was warning us all about getting taken by domestic flies this summer 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2127 Everyone has always paid more attention to you, sis. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2128 All I said was, perfect time for a couple of Stingers 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2129 Reminds me of a story ... 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2130 I knew you were seeing another species." 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2131 I told you to use DEET. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2132 I don't think the the warm winters are having any affect on them. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2133 Hey they've been cooped up all this time too 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2134 I told you the organic bug repellent wouldn't work! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2135 The ones that spread disease are actually more dangerous. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2136 It’s only the females that bite. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2137 I read that COVID-19 has weird effects on insects . . . 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2138 You always wondered why a jerk like me could donate so much blood. Well, now you know. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2139 It's always something, isn't it?! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2140 Oh yeah, rural Japan near Fukushima you said 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2141 Low-cost airlines are getting more aggressive these days! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2142 This is what happens when you slur your words while ordering cocktails. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2143 AMY: DECEASED CAUSE OF DEATH: 2020 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2144 So these are the Lawyers 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2145 I told you, killing mosquitoes only breeds stronger mosquitoes! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2146 So that’s why they call ‘em draggin’ flies! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2147 No, Karen, those aren't murder hornets! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2148 What goes around comes around, Karen. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2149 They said everything is bigger here in Alaska but this is ridiculous. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2150 Tse Hee 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2151 Whoa, Nate Silver nailed it. First the pandemic, then the protests, then the forest fires, then the hurricanes, then Tom Brady's post-Patriots humiliation, then RBG's death, and then the plague of giant killer insects. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2152 Honey, can you get me a beer while you're up? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2153 Oh did I mention that this place was built on a old nuclear test site? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2154 Omg, could have been me! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2155 I think they’re now saying that you should not swat them away if you’re more than six feet off the ground. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2156 You may not believe in global warming, but they sure do! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2157 I'm sorry -- they said it was either you or me. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2158 The bugs are getting really bad out here. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2159 That's 2020 for ya. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2160 Now do you see why I don't use a natural repellent? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2161 I am literally being abducted by mosquitos. Believe me now? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2162 Don't worry, honey. They say you've been nominated for the Supreme Court vacancy! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2163 Don't worry, hon! We'll have a vaccine soon! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2164 Karen finally bugged off. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2165 Oh, I heard they were testing a new drone prototype! 1.2400 0.04740 100 80 17 3
2166 You may need your sandal 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2167 'No, no, no,' you said. 'We don't need the citronella candles.' 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2168 Are you even listening to what I have to say? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2169 I told you that perfume would attract predators. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2170 Well, yeah, but there's only a few of them. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2171 I told you that if you took the Book of Revelations too seriously about the plagues, it would carry you away. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2172 We always knew things would be bigger and better under Trump. Didn’t we? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2173 If something is bugging you, you should talk about it. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2174 You just had to lose that fifty pounds didn't you! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2175 My DNA test only required a saliva sample. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2176 I told you we should've gotten a screened-in porch! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2177 I think you're getting carried away with your fear of mosquitoes. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2178 I said, "The mosquitos are huge this season." You said, "Nonsense, you're getting a bit carried away." Look whose getting carried away now! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2179 Finally. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2180 You heard Trump. They’re just here for a little tickle. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2181 Well,they do say that flying is much safer now. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2182 I meant to tell you. I’m adopted and my parents don’t think you’re good for me. 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2183 Don't worry, dear. The government says this is the most scientific method to administer the vaccine. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2184 We’re not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy, and it’s 2020! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2185 I think they're going to stick their noses in your business. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2186 How many Bloody Mary's did you drink this morning? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2187 It's ok Honey, they just want your blood. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2188 “Uh, hold on... what was the WiFi password again?” 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2189 It's why it's called "Big Sky Country." 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2190 The package to be picked up is at the front door! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2191 Nah,they just seem to leave me alone. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2192 This might be a bad time to ask, but could you loan me fifty bucks? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2193 Oh, you wanted extra large mojitos? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2194 Maybe we should re-think DDT. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2195 Malaria should be the least of your worries. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2196 Do you still think I'm paranoid when I said we were being bugged? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2197 Didn’t you hear? Mosquitos are exempt from the mask mandate. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2198 Don’t worry, I can tell from here that they are males. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2199 I’ll call the exterminator tomorrow. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2200 I told you your homemade repellent was delicious 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2201 Flying will never be the same they said! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2202 Is 2020 over, yet? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2203 „2020 couldn‘t get any worse! Oh, wait..“ 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2204 I told you the organic bug spray wouldn’t work 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2205 Before you go, could you do one quick thing for me? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2206 Told you to sit 6 feet away. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2207 I know! But if I help we'd be breaking social distancing! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2208 Yes, they suck— but you’re supposed to wear a mask when you fly. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2209 Don’t worry, they only take blood money 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2210 I’d rate it a 5 overall if it were not for its location in a swamp next to a nuclear power plant... 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2211 Try to see it from their perspective, dear 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2212 Go ahead, she’s not my type 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2213 I think things are turning around for the rest of 2020, Simonnnnnn... 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2214 The giant mosquitoes are a hoax honey, stop being a drama queen 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2215 Be careful,they aren't wearing masks! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2216 This is why I use bug spray. 1.2376 0.04256 101 77 24 0
2217 Did you save the receipt for that can of OFF? We should try to get our money back! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2218 I was starting to wonder what October 2020 would bring... 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2219 This year, nothing surprises me. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2220 I see you've met my legal team. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2221 I told you that bug repellent was expired... 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2222 This explains the great price with Airbnb. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2223 I hardly think it's mansplaining to point out that Eastern Equine Encephalitis is a risk in this situation. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2224 And to think you were worried about alien abductions. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2225 At least you're not Donald Trump, or ICE, or the police, or a raging wildfire... 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2226 why are you always interrupting when I'm talking about intimacy 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2227 I guess buying you perfume from a discount entomologist was not a good idea. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2228 It's probably because I'm vegetarian. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2229 I told you that bug repellent is a must up here. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2230 We forgot about the killer hornets but I guess they didn't forget about us. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2231 They sure can be a nuisance, eh? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2232 Now i know what's been bugging you lately! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2233 I told you we might need bug repellent. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2234 Everything is different this year. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2235 Everything really is bigger in Texas! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2236 Didn’t the Bible say it was going to be locusts? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2237 They always did prefer you....... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2238 I think I’ll start wearing a mask 1.2347 0.04767 98 79 16 3
2239 Did I not mention DEET is the only effective bug spray? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2240 We're in *their* habitat, Susan. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2241 I'm having flashbacks from AP Bio. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2242 Oh calm down. Mosquitoes can't transfer COVID. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2243 Too late. The IRS just left. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2244 Geez, I just sat down. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2245 It's 2020 — are you really all that surprised? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2246 Mama always said you had the sweetest blood. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2247 You smell nice. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2248 Want to tell them that the QAnon giant fly conspiracy theory is a hoax? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2249 The mosquitoes are really bad this year. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2250 If and when you get back I’ll be right here. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2251 I told you to buy the stuff with DEET. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2252 They're really aggressive tonight." 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2253 Mosquito season already - I must put the screens up... 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2254 But the only other bad thing about Minnesota is October through May when it's cold and snows. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2255 Remember I told you to use Deep Woods Off and not that organic essential oil stuff... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2256 Yup! You’re right. They are bigger in Texas! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2257 Please don’t drop her 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2258 I entered 'mosquito magnet' on the dating website; that's some algorithm! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2259 The neighbors are WASPs. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2260 You said book the cheapest flight. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2261 Bug spray! That's what I forgot, bug spray! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2262 Honey, I ordered the Uber’s new drone ride to avoid the rush hour traffic. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2263 Well, we are in Texas. [underline “are”] 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2264 So that’s why all of the jumbo size mosquito repellant was sold out. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2265 You must have missed your appointment at the blood bank 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2266 Oh, I forgot, the Mozzies wanted us over for dinner. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2267 Watch out for the see-ums. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2268 Calm down, we've got Allstate, you're in good hands! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2269 These bugs? They're called 'See-Ums'. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2270 2020! Hey, am I right? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2271 It's okay. They're both males. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2272 Climate change, of course. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2273 Honestly, you're probably better off. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2274 They could be taking revenge for your swatting their children. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2275 Attack their self-esteem, it’s where they're most vulnerable. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2276 Are you allergic? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2277 Think positive, honey. Maybe this is the new vaccine Trump promised. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2278 That’s what happens when you don’t pay your Amazon bill. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2279 At least they’re smaller than last year. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2280 You didn't tell me you had friends coming over... 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2281 They will get you to the polls any way they can. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2282 I'll get that new drone delivery system to bring our picnic," you said. It'll be really cool," you said. "What could go wrong?" you said. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2283 Write if you find work. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2284 I’ll get the chair. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2285 I don't know if I'm relieved or sorry this species only bites females. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2286 For some reason, the mosquitos always come after you. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2287 I'm sorry it had to end this way Susan. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2288 If I knew what they are, you'd say I was mansplaining. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2289 I am pretty sure they are not poisonous 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2290 Did you kick the nest? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2291 WOW, you really do need the Giant can of Bug Spray this time of year! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2292 Wow! Your flight is early! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2293 Well, you did say you felt like shit. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2294 At least they're not eating you alive. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2295 Maybe you’re putting too much Miracle-Gro in the lily pond.” 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2296 Seems like a bit much for a Covid test. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2297 Why do we keep agreeing to go on double dates with pairs of giant mosquitoes? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2298 Do you want me to get the bug spray? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2299 You weren't exaggerating when you said the mosquitoes are big this year. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2300 So that's what the resort meant by a giant infestation problem... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2301 uh? I think those edibles are kicking in? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2302 Honey, I thought social distancing applies everywhere, including in waspy neighborhoods 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2303 Oh no, are you wearing my shorts? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2304 Yeah, maybe they do like you better than they like me. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2305 I don’t think there are any mosquitos here, you’re overreacting. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2306 @realdonaldtrump does not deserve to be re-elected. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2307 Maybe it’s your perfume 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2308 Just try to relax honey. I know it’s big and scary but the probe only takes a couple seconds. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2309 If it's brown: lay down. If it's black: fight back. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2310 You get carried away every time you let them bug you. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2311 Did you hear about the genetically modified mosquitos they released in Florida? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2312 That time of the month already? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2313 It gets, like, really buggy at sundown 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2314 Why do you make such a big deal out of every little thing 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2315 Damn your lemongrass mist, we should have used 100% DEET! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2316 In hindsight, I feel like the CDC guidelines on whether to invite them in or not may have contained some inaccuracies 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2317 Look at that. No distancing...or masks either. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2318 These guys thing every woman is their queen. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2319 I told you to use the super-strength repellant. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2320 I tried to tell you about that cheap perfume. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2321 I can see that you're still ticked off. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2322 Now will you tell me where you hid the remote? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2323 What's in your CBD?!? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2324 We're in New Jersey. What did you expect? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2325 they smell the Mesquite BBQ Smoke Repellent on You 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2326 Well, we ARE in Texas, you know. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2327 See? We should have worn our masks. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2328 I told you not to feed them. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2329 I told you not to wear perfume." 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2330 Everyone expects locusts, and then this. 2020 is just full of surprises. Have a good trip, darling. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2331 Honey? Do you need some help? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2332 Sorry Jane, there is a shortage of 'O' blood and I had to turn you in! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2333 Relax, hon. They're males--they don't bite. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2334 Don't worry, ill make sure to vote! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2335 You know what you did. 1.2292 0.05017 96 79 13 4
2336 Don't worry, I'll vote in November! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2337 Well just be thankful there's only 2 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2338 Time flys when we’re together! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2339 I told you, use 100% DEET, but no-o-o, you had to go with that stuff from the health food store. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2340 I believe they want to hold you for ransom, but they don't see very well. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2341 Have no fear; the Rapture is finally happening. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2342 Calm down! Only the females bite. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2343 Relax. At least it's not COVID. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2344 Hold on! What’s the ransom? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2345 You HAD to ask, ''What else could go wrong?' 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2346 I don't think this is your Amazon drone delivery. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2347 They are programmed to destroy all buzzkill! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2348 I'd say Aedes Gigantica. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2349 Be safe! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2350 If this were any other year, I'd be worried. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2351 Just let go, breathe in and out, and be in the moment. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2352 I hear if you play dead, they leave you alone. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2353 Don’t forget your mask. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2354 My insect repellent contains deet and yours doesn't - whose seems more ominous now? 1.2292 0.04050 96 75 21 0
2355 I guess this means the Amazon drone trial-period went a little sideways... 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2356 I knew that mosquito farm shouldn't have been built near that nuclear plant. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2357 Don’t itch it, it’ll only get worse. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2358 And I had a bet it would be locusts next. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2359 They ARE Maine's state bird, you know. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2360 They say we’re an invasive species. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2361 It's not you, it's me. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2362 Don’t worry, the males don’t bite. They just want you to get them some beer from town. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2363 They're attracted to potassium. Lay off the bananas. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2364 Well, at least she died how she lived... Being dragged around by horrifying oversized mosquitos. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2365 You still using that natural bug spray? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2366 Mother warned me about dating a WASP. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2367 Ah, I was just wondering wat the 10th plague might be. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2368 I told you there would be repercussions if you couldn't socially distance! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2369 Did you kill their leader? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2370 It's the safest way to fly these days. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2371 Don’t move, there’s something on your face 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2372 That's one way to leave your husband. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2373 I guess that wasn't insect repellant that I gave you. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2374 Oh dear! That does look like less fun than how it was described in the flyer. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2375 At last an exciting evening in the Hamptons! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2376 I think a good therapist could help you with your delusion of being carried away by big bugs. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2377 you used your Deet, right" 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2378 To the vector belongs the spoils, babe. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2379 Incredible. They’re robots from Amazon Collections Division. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2380 Don't worry, it's just a little bug. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2381 Close your mouth, you might catch a fly. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2382 Find a mortgage rate lower than Fukushima’s and we’ll move; until then, expect some trade-offs. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2383 Yep, it's 2020, this feels right. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2384 Well honey I will never forget our last date. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2385 I thought you were supposed to pay the exterminator this month 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2386 Don't forget your flip-flop, honey 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2387 Honey, did you forget your bug spray again? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2388 I’m sure the ol’ “ I have a headache” routine will work 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2389 Don’t forget to write. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2390 Man, did you see the size of that chipmunk that just ran by? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2391 Their fat sucking mosquitoes If it works we’ll be rich 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2392 It's not like things could get any worse. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2393 As your fairy god-brother, you shall get your wish to be a Queen! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2394 If you don't get upset, they'll go away. Probably. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2395 Want me to leave the spray a 1 star review for you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2396 Or, you're being rescued from a boring date. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2397 One more thing, my parents are mosquitoes and don't like me dating humans! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2398 Thats the third time this week. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2399 You always viewed yourself as a queen. You deserve this. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2400 When the new police force spots someone not wearing a mask... 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2401 I warned you. This neighborhood only permits WASPS 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2402 No worries, Dear, When they bring you back, you'll be a Trump supporter like I am. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2403 Sorry, I can’t help – they're an endangered species. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2404 After all it is Minnesota 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2405 Look on the bright side. Now you can stop worrying about the election results. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2406 Sure, I guess airborne and insect-borne mean the same thing now. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2407 Maybe releasing those bio-engineered mosquitos was not such a good idea. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2408 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I'd leave this conversation at all costs, but it's still better than hearing you say 'unprecedented' again. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2409 Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get worse 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2410 Don't worry they are only going to test a coronavirus vaccine. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2411 Looks like you caught a bug. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2412 Relax! The President says they will not eat people. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2413 This is the last time we "go outside for a talk". 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2414 His campaign is getting out of control. Let's just get our ballots and vote 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2415 Well at least SOMEONE thinks you're sweet 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2416 Gee, mosquitoes DO seeem to prefer you. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2417 That's it! I am NEVER coming outside again! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2418 Ha! I told you 2020 could still get worse. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2419 Let me know if you see a silver lining. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2420 If you just let them bite you, it won't itch afterwards. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2421 You said we can't afford first class! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2422 Honey, they won't bite. They're males. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2423 Sorry Honey! I guess those calls for O positive donors are no longer voluntary! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2424 Looks like the neighbor kid is playing Jumanji again. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2425 Bug off will ya. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2426 I told you the bee venom wrinkle cream might not be such a good idea. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2427 I guess they really DO target you 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2428 Don't worry, they don't carry Covid-19. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2429 I said a double VODKA stinger! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2430 Don't bug me - I'm on vacation. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2431 No evil pesticides, you said. Just a couple of mosquitos, you said. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2432 And in this dream, where did they take you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2433 You said there was nothing to be afraid of, that we could sit in the back yard without masks! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2434 How will I recognize you when they bring you back? 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2435 And you know what else bugs me? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2436 To be fair, they were mentioned in the cabin rental notes... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2437 You don't need to worry, only the females drink blood. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2438 Be sure to send me your new address! 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2439 Is this where our date ends? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2440 So that plant fertilizer spray has surely worked on the bugs 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2441 In a reverse move, Amazon awkwardly explores customer pick-ups by drones to beat Walmart at convenience. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2442 Now honey, when I said buzz off... 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2443 Just say No to Bugs 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2444 Oh, so that's what's been bugging you! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2445 Well, I warned you: flick, don't swat mosquitoes! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2446 GIVE ME A BUZZ LATER, IF IT'S CONVENIENT. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2447 It’s not the outdoor pick-me-up,you could ever have imagined. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2448 Enough about me. How's the apocalypse going for you? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2449 The good news is you get the title of 'Queen'. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2450 2020, this is not such a surprise. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2451 Wait! How long till I flip the burgers? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2452 Well 2020 just keeps on biting. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2453 Trumps's troops??? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2454 Keep calm. They'll only bite around the ankles. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2455 I don't get bitten by mosquitoes myself, so I don't think they exist. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2456 Just shows you that everything comes at a price, even for being “sugar and spice and everything nice.” 1.2292 0.05231 96 80 11 5
2457 Well, you didn’t want to use my bug spray. Too many chemicals, you said. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2458 I told you! The cheaper the real estate, the bigger the bugs! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2459 Now I know why the bug spray was on sale. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2460 Must be running low on O negative again. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2461 Want me to go get the spray? 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2462 Can you get me a beer while you're out? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2463 Surprise! I couldn't afford to give you a hot air balloon ride, so I hired these guys 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2464 Maybe next year we shouldn’t vacation in Wisconsin. 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
2465 Remember that '50's movie classic "Them"? This is a real-life sequel, don't you think? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2466 Should I wait up? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2467 They feed on fear. 2020 has been a good year for them. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2468 I was praying for velociraptors..... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2469 Wait,you forgot your mask! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2470 AB negative! Yum! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2471 I told you the eau de parfum Bayou was a bad idea! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2472 I warned you about using Miracle-Gro in the garden. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2473 I like being outdoors more, but let's not get carried away. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2474 I told you not to use last year's Off. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2475 Mosquito season’s really picking up! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2476 Again, what was the reason you don't want to used bug spray? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2477 They say everything is bigger in Texas! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2478 Do you want me to get the 'Off'? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2479 I told you bug spray has an expiration date. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2480 What can I say? They like your type. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2481 Wow, you really do have blood type O 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2482 I’m not gonna lie, I kind of miss the murder hornets. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2483 I'll do the dishes tonight. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2484 Still think my repellent has too many chemicals in it? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2485 Stay calm, honey, they just want your antibodies. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2486 I guess to the deep woods off you go. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2487 Relax! It's the blood banks new remote collection system. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2488 If you make it out alive, could you bring back a beer? Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2489 I told you that DEET-free stuff doesn’t work. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2490 Wow, the mosquitoes are really bad here 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2491 Really, Margaret, you always seem to get carried away. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2492 Don’t worry honey, I voted by mail. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2493 Calm down Karen, no need to overreact 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2494 This is not what I meant by ‘intervene if the date is boring 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2495 Honey, this was the only way I could get your attention. Before they take you away just wanted to tell you one thing. Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2496 I told you — donate to one politically motivated mosquito and they’ll never leave you alone. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2497 I love late summer produce 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2498 You said outdoor dining. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2499 Well, that escalated rather quickly. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2500 See honey, I told you everything is bigger in Texas 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2501 Trust them sweetie, they’ve dealt with this kind of thing before 1.2292 0.04794 96 78 15 3
2502 It was either you or me. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2503 Wherever they take you it’s got to be better then here. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2504 It just seems like they get bigger every year. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2505 Honey I'd help you but I need to maintain 6 feet. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2506 Please let her go and I’ll lead you straight to the blood bank. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2507 I asked you politely to stop bugging me 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2508 Can't we have a civil discussion without your lawyers present??? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2509 I bet it's your bananas. I read an article that eating bananas draws mosquitoes. I'll text it to you. What you should do is eat cloves of raw garlic, like I told you. Is there still apple cider vinegar? One tablespoon a day would do it. Hey, watch it. Stop kicking me, Diane. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2510 It’s 2020, what did you expect when you left the bug spray at home? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2511 So it seems nature is stabilizing again 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2512 Don't worry. They don't bite. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2513 takeout is getting even more popular these days 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2514 Give me a buzz when you get there, ok? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2515 A bit theatrical don't you think? Ghosting would've been just fine, Pamela 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2516 I’d have been surprised in 2019 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2517 So there really is a God 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2518 Wierd. These kind don't usually carry parasites. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2519 Bite me. 1.2286 0.05110 105 85 14 5
2520 I told you not to cheep out on the off brand... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2521 Bet you won't forget the OFF! next time. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2522 These mosquitos seem to like you. A lot. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2523 I think maybe we should go inside for dessert?! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2524 Apparently, Trump actually owns this resort. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2525 I guess 'Everything's bigger in Texas' has a downside. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2526 You’re the one who wanted to fly somewhere on vacation. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2527 Actually I think they DON’T really like you. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2528 Trust me, you're better off with the murder hornets. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2529 Have you seen the kids lately? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2530 Yah. They’re bad this year. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2531 I told you to use bug repellent. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2532 Yeah, they get bad this time of the year. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2533 I guess you must be their type 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2534 Should I get some Benadryl? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2535 I'm starting to regret when I let those small mosquitos live when I felt bad for them. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2536 Dear you really should try the Off. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2537 One kept me up all last night, sweety 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2538 It's 2020 - that's why. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2539 I guess the vaccine came out early this year. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2540 let me grab some spray 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2541 Try making yourself bigger. No, Honey, you are NOT big - you are a beautiful petite woman. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2542 My mother warned me against marrying a WASP. They are very possessive, she said. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2543 2020... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2544 Killer wasps and kidnapping mosquitoes. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2545 I told you to put on more bug spray. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2546 Maybe their West Nile Virus will kill your Coronavirus 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2547 It's just as well the way 2020 is going. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2548 Want me to grab your mask? 1.2258 0.04082 93 73 20 0
2549 Relax, male mosquitoes do not bite. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2550 I’ll get the citronella 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2551 Come on, it's 2020. You can't really expect to sit under a tree on a sunny afternoon without being arrested by the Super Bugs 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2552 I was certain the spray can said "Off! Not On!" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2553 You should have used the stuff with the deet. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2554 It’s your fault having that rare blood type, good luck. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2555 A surprising but not entirely unwelcome end to quarantine. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2556 I guess I should've burned a bigger citronella candle. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2557 Raid? No, could cause cancer 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2558 You're the one that wanted to move to Louisiana! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2559 i KNEW the Senate shouldn't have cut funding to the EPA! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2560 I ASKED YOU REPEATEDLY NOT TO KEEP FEEDING THEM 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2561 No, you said, we'll be fine without bug spray. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2562 I sure hope it’s a flashback 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2563 It’s okay, they’re not murder hornets. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2564 I told you it was a mesquite BBQ. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2565 Locusts. In 2020. Why are we surprised? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2566 Ice caps melt all the time. I just don't see the proof. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2567 it's not nice to fool Mother Nature. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2568 Its amazing how realistic they are... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2569 I told you it was going to be impossible to cancel Netflix. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2570 Don't worry, the giant ones don't bite. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2571 I said it seems like there are FEWER mosquitos this year. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2572 I'm sorry it had to end this way. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2573 Told you we needed to spray the good stuff. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2574 At least we don't have wildfires, floods, or hurricanes in Ohio." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2575 I know, but the fires have destroyed their natural habitat! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2576 Not to worry! They're not the West Nile variety. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2577 Damn Homicide Mosquitoes! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2578 Ugh this sucks! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2579 I swear they get bigger every year. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2580 I told you that dollar store bug repellent was a waste of money! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2581 Just yell if you need help. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2582 I told you that small citronella candle wouldn’t be enough.” 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2583 They've always liked you more than me. 1.2258 0.04359 93 77 14 2
2584 You forgot the OFF again. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2585 Huh, and I thought you were just afraid of spiders. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2586 We all have to sacrifice, so I volunteered you. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2587 I'm being calm...You don't have to chew my head off. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2588 Did you forget your DEET? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2589 At least they have good taste. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2590 I told you - the more bug repellant you use the bigger the bugs get! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2591 I guess that confirms your blood is Type O 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2592 An Alabama vacation was YOUR idea..... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2593 Wait! I'm not wearing a mask! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2594 They always get you if you don’t cover up. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2595 But oh, no, you didn't want to smell like citronella! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2596 The good news is they are genetically engineered not to reproduce. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2597 All the good ones are taken. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2598 I told you that you smelled good. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2599 You don’t have to say it, I can see it on your face. “Oh, Tristan, another failed experiment!” 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2600 Mosquitoes love you. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2601 I don’t think they understand social distancing... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2602 I suppose you will say this is the result of global warming also. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2603 I'm not your swat team when someone bugs you. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2604 I distinctly remember ordering two moscatos... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2605 You're the one who wanted to vacation at Jurassic Park 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2606 I don't think the bug spray helped... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2607 Don’t worry, they’ll bring you back for a transfusion. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2608 Wow, I guess they really do love you a lot. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2609 Look out, See-Ums! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2610 I swear that “all organic” repellant only encourages them! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2611 I told you that spray would just make them angry." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2612 I'll watch the kids till you get back. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2613 I warned you not to hit their kid. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2614 Did you use extra strength insect repellent? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2615 I just wanted to relax and now you're getting carried away by just two mosquitoes? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2616 See, it's not all bad that you put on a few pounds. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2617 Be sure to have her back by 6:00 to make dinner. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2618 Take it easy honey, male mosquitoes don't bite. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2619 Well, try to be back in time to fix dinner! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2620 I told you not to use the name "QueenBee" on Tik Tok 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2621 You said you needed a pick me up !! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2622 You're the one who wanted to live in Minnesota. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2623 Did you get your flu shot? 1.2258 0.04866 93 76 14 3
2624 Well, how many times have I told you to bug off? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2625 Try to relax and Enjoy the flight ... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2626 We are from the CDC and we are here to help you. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2627 I swapped your repellant with water. They work for me, now. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2628 Don’t worry, Fox News says you’ve got nothing to worry about. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2629 When the edibles really kick in you might be surprised. 1.2258 0.05100 93 77 12 4
2630 I told you to sit still! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2631 Don't worry, I heard the "murder" part of their name is a hoax. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2632 When Florida’s state bird attacks.. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2633 they're not murder hornets,so that's good. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2634 You asked to “fly” didn’t you? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2635 Now, there's no need to over-dramatize this . . . 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2636 Climate change cancel culture, is for the...er...bugs 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2637 "Well, if you'd worn a long sleeve shirt." 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2638 And you were only concerned about the murder hornets. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2639 Oh! That's where that noise was coming from! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2640 I want you to meet my parents. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2641 Reconsidering your no DEET stance? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2642 Well nuts. The Chinese are at it again. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2643 Hey,Dengue,it's my turn! Get lost,Zika, I was here first. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2644 Join us, leave the drone to fend for himself. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2645 Tell them it's NOT a hoax 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2646 Have her back by five. I'm hungry too. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2647 So, that's a hard "No" to LS-Deet? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2648 OMG Mom, I think Trump knows you're voting for Biden! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2649 Tell them you stopped using TikTok! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2650 These mosquitoes are really eating me alive! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2651 To make it worse, they came from Magic Johnson's house 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2652 I told you that seat was saved. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2653 Some people just have sweet blood! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2654 Labeling yourself as a 'White Anglo-Saxon Protestant' confuses them. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2655 Just don’t stratch it later. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2656 How can this be happening? We stopped testing for enormous man-eating mosquitoes weeks ago! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2657 Don't worry, only female mosquitoes bite. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2658 Don't worry, they are not blood sucking mosquitos! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2659 Bug spray, Emily. Bug spray. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2660 See? I told you sunscreen is not a repellent! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2661 Maybe you should try a more plant-based diet,Jill. 1.2258 0.04866 93 76 14 3
2662 "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Apply the bug spray before we go out! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2663 Not to be an alarmist, but I think Trump isn't going leave quietly. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2664 ....and you were worried about alien abduction. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2665 Don’t worry, they just take a few bites before moving on to a new victim. 1.2258 0.05100 93 77 12 4
2666 ''Honey, don't forget your flip-flop." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2667 Do you suppose the Gates Foundation know about these? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2668 I told you we should’ve brought the bug spray. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2669 Seems like they're always after you. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2670 See? If anything I was downplaying their size when I said they were as big as birds. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2671 Oh no!...I knew that chair would break if it fell over" 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2672 You will be fine. After listening to you, they think you are the queen. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2673 I knew we should have packed that citronella candle. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2674 I've heard about being swept off your feet, but this is ridiculous. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2675 You know this nuclear winter is starting to give off summer vibes as well. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2676 No, these are Murder Incorporated hornets. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2677 I told you not to have that last Bloody Mary. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2678 Exactly how long did you say you've been writing for Buzzfeed? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2679 And just when you thought this holiday couldn’t suck more. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2680 They took the Warp Speed inoculation... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2681 Don’t worry honey - only the female mosquitoes bite 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2682 Honey, I told you not to invite the neighbors. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2683 Would you mind just dropping me off in Canada? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2684 I'll get the fly swatter; maybe I best fetch the machine gun! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2685 ...they are the exterminators! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2686 Don't worry, they're just wanton endangerment hornets. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2687 Remember when a "tan suit' was the most outrageous thing that had ever happened in the USA? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2688 I don’t think the citronella is effective. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2689 Sorry honey, wouldn't you know, the one day I forget the insect spray! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2690 I know you are an environmentalist Marsha , but we should really have called Terminix 3 weeks ago!! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2691 Don't worry.. At least they are not the Murder Hornets..I'll get the ransom kit out of the closet. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2692 You’ve opened up a real hornets’ nest, Marie. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2693 I told you that $50 organic honey lotion was a scam 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2694 You wanted to vacation in Wisconsin. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2695 It's ok, the guide says those aren't murder hornets, just the local mosquitoes. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2696 That stir fry we just ate... You've been out picking mushrooms again, haven't you! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2697 They’ve come for us! Call the SWAT team! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2698 Of course it had deet, why? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2699 But you've always dreamed of being a queen. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2700 Don't worry, they usually leave after they get a pint or two. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2701 It’s October. What else did you expect? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2702 Quick, what's the wifi password again? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2703 Don't swat it. It just makes the bite worse. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2704 This social isolation is really bugging me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2705 You’re AB Positive, I presume. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2706 You'll be fine..You have your cell phone, right?" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2707 COVID19 isn’t the world’s only superbug. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2708 Still worried about the harmful effects of DEET? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2709 Mosquitoes have never liked me. I'm lucky I guess. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2710 I told you, that all natural insect repellent just doesn't work. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2711 Too bad all the airlines went bankrupt, but at least you'll get there. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2712 Don't look at me! It wasn't my idea to play Jumanji!! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2713 Don’t forget to social distance. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2714 You’re just not my blood type. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2715 Ok, but at least it's something different! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2716 Put away that spray," you said. "Chemicals kill," you said 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2717 They claim it's the new covid free way to travel 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2718 What? They’re not bothering me. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2719 I'm telling you, you gotta use the stuff with the DEET. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2720 Don’t look at me... you were the one that said there was a big buzz about this place. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2721 Don't be a sore loser, Gloria. A bet's a bet. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2722 I Think I mentioned renting a summer cottage on Three Mile Island may be a risky move. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2723 Don't worry -- I'll wait right here. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2724 I always found "man-eating" insulting, aren't you glad there's finally some diversity here? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2725 Sorry honey. i forget to pay last month credit card bill. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2726 Damn! They weren't supposed to come this week! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2727 Wow honey, the mosquitos are pretty bad this year 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2728 I told you to spray... but,nooo! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2729 Maria...every time you explain why you’ll never hurt a fly, you get carried away! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2730 That’s gonna leave a mark. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2731 Don't get carried away, they're just mosquitos. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2732 It was fun while it lasted, but I want to see other people. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2733 I told ya, Mate. Everything is bigger in Australia. 1.2258 0.05100 93 77 12 4
2734 What would PETA do? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2735 If you just stay still they’ll go away. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2736 huh, maybe 2020 isn’t so bad 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2737 Way to put the buzz in buzzkill. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2738 Just another run of the mill day in 2020. 1.2258 0.05325 93