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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-09-20T05:24:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-10-04T05:24:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-09-28T05:24:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 5, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7679 |
Number of responses | 1039526 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Wait, dad! Your glasses! | 2.2418 | 0.01004 | 6377 | 1464 | 1907 | 3006 |
1 | I say we wait until apples are back in season. | 2.1808 | 0.01037 | 6168 | 1589 | 1875 | 2704 |
2 | Maybe we could do this via zoom? | 2.1676 | 0.01060 | 6325 | 1808 | 1649 | 2868 |
3 | ..and then a blueberry and then we’re done. | 2.1176 | 0.01134 | 5697 | 1792 | 1443 | 2462 |
4 | What do you mean, 'YOU'RE scared you might miss' ? | 2.1145 | 0.01122 | 5797 | 1821 | 1491 | 2485 |
5 | You're wearing a skirt, I am in Lederhosen. There is Mount Fuji in the background with a paved road leading to it, but it's the cherry that throws you off? Really? | 2.1060 | 0.01208 | 5387 | 1860 | 1096 | 2431 |
6 | A helmet infringes on my liberty. | 2.0828 | 0.01634 | 3042 | 1119 | 552 | 1371 |
7 | William Tell's lesser known brother, Maraschino | 2.0631 | 0.01064 | 6763 | 2388 | 1560 | 2815 |
8 | Let’s try the Diet Coke and Mentos challenge instead. | 2.0596 | 0.01657 | 2903 | 1075 | 580 | 1248 |
9 | Either way, your visitation privileges are over. | 2.0452 | 0.02364 | 1459 | 563 | 267 | 629 |
10 | Remember, I'm a growing boy. | 2.0301 | 0.02216 | 1695 | 680 | 284 | 731 |
11 | Sourdough baking just didn’t give me the thrill I was after. | 2.0285 | 0.02354 | 1511 | 611 | 246 | 654 |
12 | You know, pumpkins are in season, too. | 2.0201 | 0.00703 | 13037 | 4077 | 4621 | 4339 |
13 | Dad we still have time to go to Target and buy a cherry pitter instead | 1.9989 | 0.03038 | 894 | 369 | 157 | 368 |
14 | These gender reveal events are getting a bit silly now | 1.9977 | 0.03108 | 877 | 372 | 135 | 370 |
15 | on your Archery License it says you need to wear bifocals when you aim | 1.9968 | 0.02576 | 1263 | 531 | 205 | 527 |
16 | Sundae scaries | 1.9879 | 0.02694 | 1241 | 566 | 124 | 551 |
17 | It's a Prunus cerasus marasca. | 1.9862 | 0.02634 | 1309 | 603 | 121 | 585 |
18 | For Whom The Bill Tells. | 1.9806 | 0.02917 | 1031 | 462 | 127 | 442 |
19 | I'd be happier if you were aiming at a giant Toblerone bar | 1.9790 | 0.02876 | 1049 | 466 | 139 | 444 |
20 | I want to change my answer. My favorite food is watermelon. | 1.9744 | 0.00714 | 12873 | 4397 | 4408 | 4068 |
21 | My luck. I'm in a fruit-centric cartoon. | 1.9720 | 0.02965 | 1037 | 487 | 92 | 458 |
22 | Then he reached out his hand and took the bow to slay his daughter." Genesis 22 [10 | 1.9656 | 0.03003 | 1017 | 484 | 84 | 449 |
23 | hunny !!! i was going to pierce an arrow into yr toe as you've been begging me to do, but a tiny glowing ball with one long piece of hair has appeared on yr noggin. it is red and i haven't seen any color at all for 120 years which means we are both either blessed or cursed or dreaming a swell dream | 1.9655 | 0.02869 | 1158 | 572 | 54 | 532 |
24 | Like you always say, Dad, 'Aim high.' | 1.9325 | 0.00767 | 10914 | 3895 | 3861 | 3158 |
25 | Couldn't you be like all the other dads and mark my height on the tree with a pencil? | 1.9325 | 0.00775 | 10824 | 3916 | 3719 | 3183 |
26 | I now see why you only get me every other weekend. | 1.9309 | 0.00818 | 10261 | 3902 | 3166 | 3193 |
27 | Just two more and we’ll get you all cleaned up.” Apple _x_ Cherry __ Raisin _ | 1.9117 | 0.04111 | 521 | 254 | 59 | 208 |
28 | ünnnh yęæh šhøœt më dåddį | 1.8983 | 0.03984 | 580 | 299 | 41 | 240 |
29 | You said you and Mom played this game earlier? Where is Mom? | 1.8931 | 0.00819 | 9992 | 3941 | 3178 | 2873 |
30 | What do you mean ‘either way it will go viral’? | 1.8849 | 0.00932 | 8112 | 3378 | 2290 | 2444 |
31 | I’m just saying, after this haircut, it’s difficult to trust you. | 1.8772 | 0.00827 | 9538 | 3765 | 3179 | 2594 |
32 | Are you absolutely sure, Luka? If I miss and you become retard, it's back to living in the shed with your deformed uncle...! | 1.8753 | 0.04690 | 425 | 228 | 22 | 175 |
33 | Remind me to delete Chekhov from your GoodReads. | 1.8657 | 0.04895 | 350 | 173 | 51 | 126 |
34 | Sorry Dad, this was Instacart's substitution... | 1.8522 | 0.05040 | 345 | 180 | 36 | 129 |
35 | Dad, did all of my older brothers really go off to boarding school? | 1.8342 | 0.00828 | 9036 | 3670 | 3194 | 2172 |
36 | Have you ever seen a road like that? | 1.8313 | 0.05142 | 332 | 178 | 32 | 122 |
37 | Dad! Glasses! | 1.8163 | 0.00843 | 8708 | 3643 | 3022 | 2043 |
38 | It'll be fine. Its 2020. What could go wrong? | 1.7727 | 0.01074 | 5675 | 2647 | 1671 | 1357 |
39 | Let me remind you, Dad, I'm your only tax deduction. | 1.7703 | 0.01053 | 5368 | 2363 | 1878 | 1127 |
40 | When it's my turn to shoot, you can hold it between your knees! | 1.7541 | 0.01104 | 5544 | 2721 | 1465 | 1358 |
41 | It was at this moment young Tell regretted eating the apple. | 1.7495 | 0.01123 | 4926 | 2301 | 1558 | 1067 |
42 | Oh, the stem counts. It definitely counts. | 1.7474 | 0.00962 | 6159 | 2731 | 2253 | 1175 |
43 | You know, other dads just play catch. | 1.7415 | 0.00866 | 7378 | 3239 | 2807 | 1332 |
44 | I changed my mind, Dad. The skirt looks good on you. | 1.7239 | 0.01172 | 4350 | 2066 | 1419 | 865 |
45 | Be the ball, Danny | 1.7019 | 0.06010 | 208 | 118 | 34 | 56 |
46 | Or we could wait for apple season. | 1.6955 | 0.01139 | 4157 | 1946 | 1531 | 680 |
47 | Yes, I'm SURE a watermelon won't be too heavy! | 1.6744 | 0.01318 | 3259 | 1626 | 1068 | 565 |
48 | This is why mom only lets you see me on the weekends. | 1.6706 | 0.01052 | 4848 | 2361 | 1723 | 764 |
49 | I'd feel alot safer if you put on a mask. | 1.6651 | 0.01443 | 2998 | 1606 | 790 | 602 |
50 | Homeschooling sucks. | 1.6560 | 0.02210 | 1340 | 748 | 305 | 287 |
51 | Are you sure we still need to stand six feet apart? | 1.6473 | 0.01527 | 2450 | 1284 | 746 | 420 |
52 | Little is known of William’s first son, Percival | 1.6465 | 0.01277 | 3618 | 1932 | 1033 | 653 |
53 | Day 187 of quarantine | 1.6275 | 0.01893 | 1678 | 933 | 437 | 308 |
54 | Maybe we could try this during pumpkin season | 1.6062 | 0.01231 | 3337 | 1759 | 1133 | 445 |
55 | I find it hard to believe the farmers' market was out of apples. | 1.6029 | 0.01530 | 2289 | 1248 | 702 | 339 |
56 | Uhm, the guy on YouTube used an apple. | 1.5908 | 0.01547 | 2163 | 1183 | 682 | 298 |
57 | You're not William and I'm gonna tell. | 1.5892 | 0.01665 | 2047 | 1174 | 540 | 333 |
58 | A pumpkin, dad. How about we use a pumpkin? | 1.5887 | 0.01429 | 2524 | 1383 | 796 | 345 |
59 | Look over there! Squirrel! | 1.5871 | 0.01657 | 2020 | 1149 | 556 | 315 |
60 | The Great Apple Famine of 1627 had profound impacts far beyond the agricultural sector. | 1.5868 | 0.01945 | 1481 | 847 | 399 | 235 |
61 | William's dad uses apples | 1.5855 | 0.01509 | 2234 | 1241 | 679 | 308 |
62 | When I said 'pretty please, with a cherry on top?' this wasn't what I meant. | 1.5842 | 0.01970 | 1390 | 784 | 400 | 206 |
63 | Renaissance fair, 2018: "Dad, I think you have your stories confused. George Washington was the cherry tree guy. I am pretty sure William Tell had something to do with watermelons." | 1.5810 | 0.01745 | 1814 | 1040 | 494 | 280 |
64 | Remember, if you mess up, there’s no Overture. | 1.5695 | 0.01738 | 1877 | 1110 | 465 | 302 |
65 | Can’t we just wait until apples are in season?” | 1.5651 | 0.01713 | 1773 | 1014 | 516 | 243 |
66 | When you said "Cherry on top." I thought we were going for ice cream daddy!!! | 1.5633 | 0.01786 | 1699 | 993 | 455 | 251 |
67 | We have advanced to the sudden-death round of the competition. | 1.5600 | 0.01892 | 1607 | 971 | 372 | 264 |
68 | Shouldn’t we wait for the Overture? | 1.5596 | 0.01943 | 1494 | 895 | 362 | 237 |
69 | Why did you just switch your body cam off? | 1.5566 | 0.01889 | 1475 | 860 | 409 | 206 |
70 | You'll never be satisfied, will you? First an apple, now this tiny cherry. What's next, a thimble the size of which holds the capacity for our president to tell the truth? | 1.5559 | 0.01923 | 1592 | 979 | 341 | 272 |
71 | At least it's not blueberry season. | 1.5552 | 0.01873 | 1495 | 872 | 416 | 207 |
72 | Alright. I chopped down the damned cherry tree. | 1.5546 | 0.01927 | 1493 | 894 | 370 | 229 |
73 | I gotta pee! | 1.5530 | 0.01946 | 1463 | 878 | 361 | 224 |
74 | We could just arrow this cherry into the tree and both swear you did it. | 1.5525 | 0.01945 | 1428 | 848 | 371 | 209 |
75 | Perhaps you are confusing this with the story of the Princess and the Pea. | 1.5518 | 0.02522 | 926 | 573 | 195 | 158 |
76 | I told you not to eat the last apple. | 1.5491 | 0.01961 | 1355 | 796 | 374 | 185 |
77 | Tell you what, how about I fix you a Manhattan instead? | 1.5481 | 0.01928 | 1403 | 826 | 385 | 192 |
78 | Origins of the lesser-known William Tell Underture. | 1.5443 | 0.02098 | 1332 | 832 | 275 | 225 |
79 | Mom thinks you should start with the watermelon. | 1.5440 | 0.02157 | 1239 | 768 | 268 | 203 |
80 | Let's not split hairs | 1.5440 | 0.02000 | 1296 | 766 | 355 | 175 |
81 | After this, let's attend an indoor political rally without masks or social distancing! | 1.5424 | 0.02142 | 1250 | 775 | 272 | 203 |
82 | I never thought I'd be so glad that blueberries are out of season. | 1.5389 | 0.02084 | 1184 | 703 | 324 | 157 |
83 | But you can compare apples and cherries. That’s the point I’m trying to make. | 1.5387 | 0.02150 | 1151 | 694 | 294 | 163 |
84 | I keep telling you. Size matters! | 1.5383 | 0.02069 | 1228 | 737 | 321 | 170 |
85 | A cherry? Dad, why do you always have to “one-up” uncle William? | 1.5375 | 0.02100 | 1146 | 677 | 322 | 147 |
86 | And from this day forward Robert Hood changed his name, gave up drinking, and started taking his archery more seriously. | 1.5369 | 0.02233 | 1138 | 708 | 249 | 181 |
87 | I have a better idea. You put down the crossbow, and I'll compose a catchy overture named after you. | 1.5363 | 0.02108 | 1184 | 713 | 307 | 164 |
88 | I'm going to have a lot to say in therapy this week | 1.5358 | 0.02111 | 1131 | 669 | 318 | 144 |
89 | I'm starting to suspect that I might not be your favourite child. | 1.5358 | 0.02111 | 1090 | 635 | 326 | 129 |
90 | You don’t have to do every challenge you see online, you know. | 1.5349 | 0.02004 | 1146 | 654 | 371 | 121 |
91 | Relax. This is but an overture of things to come... | 1.5293 | 0.02210 | 1092 | 669 | 268 | 155 |
92 | I'm just saying, I don't think this is the same orchard we were in last time. | 1.5284 | 0.02267 | 1020 | 621 | 259 | 140 |
93 | What do you mean best of five? | 1.5267 | 0.02404 | 938 | 581 | 220 | 137 |
94 | Don't ask. Don't Tell. | 1.5259 | 0.02359 | 983 | 612 | 225 | 146 |
95 | Cherries were ON SALE?? | 1.5246 | 0.02363 | 957 | 591 | 230 | 136 |
96 | I miss the Big Apple | 1.5244 | 0.02310 | 1003 | 620 | 240 | 143 |
97 | You've always taught me to aim high. I'd like you to do the same. | 1.5241 | 0.02170 | 975 | 566 | 307 | 102 |
98 | Hans said you couldn’t and I told him you could then Greta said you couldn’t and I told her you could and Miss Gertrude said you couldn’t and I told her you could and the Sven said you couldn’t and I said you could and come on, come on,shoot,shoot | 1.5217 | 0.02636 | 920 | 619 | 122 | 179 |
99 | I know where we can get a pumpkin, dad. | 1.5216 | 0.02289 | 972 | 591 | 255 | 126 |
100 | Look at my haircut and this outfit. You'd be doing me a favor. | 1.5216 | 0.02416 | 903 | 557 | 221 | 125 |
101 | September, 2020: The New Yorker rips off an old Far Side comic. No one notices. | 1.5195 | 0.02516 | 847 | 528 | 198 | 121 |
102 | I would save that arrow for that bear that is right behind you if I were you. | 1.5192 | 0.02341 | 936 | 573 | 240 | 123 |
103 | Now I see why you didn't have many friends growing up. | 1.5184 | 0.02393 | 922 | 572 | 222 | 128 |
104 | Actually, cantaloupes are in season. | 1.5173 | 0.02196 | 926 | 538 | 297 | 91 |
105 | I would still feel safer if we were wearing masks. | 1.5156 | 0.02368 | 896 | 547 | 236 | 113 |
106 | Way #102 from “101 Ways to Pit a Cherry” | 1.5148 | 0.02505 | 876 | 556 | 189 | 131 |
107 | An apple a day keeps the doctor away, a cherry on the head leaves you quite dead | 1.5144 | 0.02473 | 836 | 515 | 212 | 109 |
108 | I need your complaints about eating the apple like I need a hole in the head. | 1.5140 | 0.02477 | 891 | 565 | 194 | 132 |
109 | No, Pop! This is not about trust. | 1.5122 | 0.02442 | 863 | 535 | 214 | 114 |
110 | Geez, Dad, How many times do I have to Tell you... it was an apple tree, no, I mean a watermelon tree... Washington's was the cherry tree. | 1.5117 | 0.02512 | 856 | 542 | 190 | 124 |
111 | William Tell's cousin - William Tattletail | 1.5111 | 0.02658 | 857 | 571 | 134 | 152 |
112 | But Dad, if I had known, I wouldn't have eaten the apple. | 1.5096 | 0.02377 | 834 | 501 | 241 | 92 |
113 | I hope you know more about perspective than the cartoonist. | 1.5089 | 0.02525 | 790 | 488 | 202 | 100 |
114 | Either way, this is bound to go viral.” | 1.5085 | 0.02448 | 826 | 517 | 200 | 106 |
115 | I’m just saying, it’s hard to believe nobody in town had an apple! | 1.5061 | 0.02367 | 818 | 489 | 244 | 85 |
116 | Son, are you sure this will get you a million likes? | 1.5058 | 0.02495 | 781 | 478 | 211 | 92 |
117 | Dad,we're in the New Yorker, in " the Big Apple". | 1.5045 | 0.02624 | 771 | 490 | 173 | 108 |
118 | OK, let's split the difference and use a plum. | 1.5044 | 0.02512 | 801 | 499 | 200 | 102 |
119 | And if William Tell jumped off a bridge would you too? | 1.5039 | 0.02545 | 766 | 474 | 198 | 94 |
120 | I'd turn my head and look away, but we don't have necks. | 1.5020 | 0.02628 | 739 | 464 | 179 | 96 |
121 | Why don't we start with a melon and work our way down? | 1.5006 | 0.02424 | 789 | 478 | 227 | 84 |
122 | Dad. You're 0 for 5. I'm your last kid. | 1.4993 | 0.02697 | 709 | 449 | 166 | 94 |
123 | Maybe we should hold off on this until 2021? | 1.4986 | 0.02599 | 734 | 458 | 186 | 90 |
124 | Stand still, Sundae. | 1.4979 | 0.02752 | 727 | 474 | 144 | 109 |
125 | I hope you"re a better archer than you are a barber. | 1.4978 | 0.02635 | 685 | 421 | 187 | 77 |
126 | Dad, I would feel a lot safer if we did this over Zoom. | 1.4965 | 0.02717 | 715 | 459 | 157 | 99 |
127 | 6 feet apart" is more of a rule of thumb | 1.4960 | 0.02530 | 750 | 464 | 200 | 86 |
128 | Don’t shoot, please. Pretty please with a cherry on top? | 1.4958 | 0.02749 | 716 | 465 | 147 | 104 |
129 | Shouldn't we try this with a watermelon first? | 1.4950 | 0.02587 | 705 | 434 | 193 | 78 |
130 | Considering that this came out of your Manhattan, no I am not ready! | 1.4950 | 0.02709 | 705 | 450 | 161 | 94 |
131 | You’re sure he said cherry on top? | 1.4950 | 0.02569 | 703 | 430 | 198 | 75 |
132 | I do not question your aim, merely your selection of fruit. | 1.4946 | 0.02730 | 653 | 407 | 169 | 77 |
133 | Dad, where is my brother? | 1.4935 | 0.02758 | 691 | 445 | 151 | 95 |
134 | I don't think holding still is the problem. | 1.4934 | 0.02577 | 679 | 412 | 199 | 68 |
135 | Mom wasn’t eaten by wolves, was she? | 1.4933 | 0.02733 | 671 | 424 | 163 | 84 |
136 | Is it my turn yet? | 1.4929 | 0.02761 | 700 | 452 | 146 | 99 |
137 | No do-overtures. | 1.4926 | 0.02806 | 678 | 440 | 142 | 96 |
138 | Can’t I just have a time out? | 1.4925 | 0.02742 | 668 | 423 | 161 | 84 |
139 | Hope your aim is better here than it is in the bathroom. | 1.4918 | 0.02759 | 673 | 430 | 155 | 88 |
140 | Unknown to most historians, William Tell had a less fortunate daughter named Willow. | 1.4902 | 0.02675 | 661 | 419 | 152 | 79 |
141 | Two minutes, I promise. I just have to pee. | 1.4894 | 0.02733 | 660 | 417 | 163 | 80 |
142 | But I'd really love to hear that overture they wrote for you. First. | 1.4894 | 0.02665 | 660 | 409 | 179 | 72 |
143 | There's got to be an easier way to do a gender reveal. | 1.4876 | 0.02896 | 646 | 425 | 127 | 94 |
144 | Wait! Is this why I don't have a Mom? | 1.4867 | 0.02774 | 639 | 405 | 157 | 77 |
145 | It’s fine! More people die from the flu. | 1.4850 | 0.02859 | 600 | 381 | 147 | 72 |
146 | Maybe next time we could just do this over Zoom? | 1.4848 | 0.02740 | 627 | 392 | 166 | 69 |
147 | A crab apple? | 1.4848 | 0.02937 | 627 | 414 | 122 | 91 |
148 | If you pull this off, I'm gonna tell everyone you popped my cherry! | 1.4848 | 0.03106 | 627 | 434 | 82 | 111 |
149 | The day Mathew Maraschino became legend. | 1.4847 | 0.02950 | 621 | 410 | 121 | 90 |
150 | You could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and wouldn't lose any voters. | 1.4847 | 0.03037 | 621 | 420 | 101 | 100 |
151 | You’re adopted. | 1.4835 | 0.03033 | 606 | 406 | 107 | 93 |
152 | Although feeling somewhat uneasy, Walter was really dreading blueberry season | 1.4825 | 0.02814 | 599 | 377 | 155 | 67 |
153 | This is why dads shouldn't babysit. | 1.4825 | 0.02902 | 599 | 386 | 137 | 76 |
154 | You say you've done this before with some degree of accuracy? | 1.4817 | 0.02926 | 600 | 390 | 131 | 79 |
155 | Closer.....closer.... | 1.4817 | 0.02770 | 600 | 374 | 163 | 63 |
156 | How ‘bout we first start with a game of hide and seek? | 1.4806 | 0.02844 | 593 | 376 | 149 | 68 |
157 | I blame gravity | 1.4797 | 0.03144 | 592 | 407 | 86 | 99 |
158 | Should we watch the YouTube tutorial one more time? | 1.4795 | 0.02900 | 586 | 376 | 139 | 71 |
159 | This doesn't seem safe. Where's your mask? | 1.4786 | 0.02971 | 562 | 362 | 131 | 69 |
160 | Don't look at me like that. | 1.4775 | 0.03034 | 601 | 405 | 105 | 91 |
161 | It was at this moment, when little Charlie regretted having eaten all the apples | 1.4775 | 0.02845 | 601 | 385 | 145 | 71 |
162 | Last time that kid says, "Pretty please with a cherry on top." | 1.4774 | 0.03078 | 576 | 386 | 105 | 85 |
163 | Come to think of it, it wasn't cherry. I cut down a watermelon tree. | 1.4774 | 0.02885 | 576 | 367 | 143 | 66 |
164 | Next year, I'm going with Mom to Take Your Child to Work Day. | 1.4772 | 0.02950 | 570 | 368 | 132 | 70 |
165 | Okay, Dad. No more sundaes. | 1.4763 | 0.03067 | 569 | 379 | 109 | 81 |
166 | We never yodel anymore. | 1.4762 | 0.03024 | 546 | 354 | 124 | 68 |
167 | An apple's been done, a cherry's been done--but a watermelon?NEVER been done! | 1.4756 | 0.02940 | 553 | 353 | 137 | 63 |
168 | How come they call me brave when you look at me like this is a stupid idea? | 1.4750 | 0.06203 | 160 | 113 | 18 | 29 |
169 | Don’t worry, Father. It’s 2020...what could possibly go wrong? | 1.4748 | 0.03016 | 556 | 363 | 122 | 71 |
170 | William Tell: SVU | 1.4740 | 0.03059 | 578 | 388 | 106 | 84 |
171 | Why does making a garnish always have to be such a big deal? | 1.4735 | 0.03203 | 547 | 373 | 89 | 85 |
172 | Let me understand this- I take all the risk, and you get all the credit? | 1.4731 | 0.02873 | 539 | 344 | 138 | 57 |
173 | Mom always uses the cherry pitter. | 1.4729 | 0.02917 | 573 | 370 | 135 | 68 |
174 | Seriously, Dad, I'm thinking you should go larger or go home.... | 1.4726 | 0.03209 | 548 | 375 | 87 | 86 |
175 | Don't be scared, Dad. I do this in Fortnite every day. | 1.4709 | 0.03246 | 533 | 365 | 85 | 83 |
176 | You realize that Gary Larson did this years ago | 1.4709 | 0.03169 | 533 | 358 | 99 | 76 |
177 | Whoa! Where's that pumpkin you were practicing with last week? | 1.4708 | 0.02861 | 565 | 359 | 146 | 60 |
178 | What do you mean, “on average”? | 1.4704 | 0.03004 | 523 | 335 | 130 | 58 |
179 | We're going out for ice cream after, right? | 1.4691 | 0.02778 | 550 | 340 | 162 | 48 |
180 | Dad, I think it's supposed to be an apple, not a crabapple. | 1.4690 | 0.03156 | 548 | 372 | 95 | 81 |
181 | If it's OK with you, let's just make up some fake news. | 1.4677 | 0.03197 | 541 | 370 | 89 | 82 |
182 | You can buy them already pitted. | 1.4663 | 0.02957 | 534 | 343 | 133 | 58 |
183 | The end of the Tell family line in Switzerland. | 1.4661 | 0.03082 | 502 | 325 | 120 | 57 |
184 | These Apple products keep getting smaller. | 1.4656 | 0.03138 | 509 | 336 | 109 | 64 |
185 | And you wonder why I’m a momma’s boy? | 1.4656 | 0.03138 | 509 | 336 | 109 | 64 |
186 | I think I should use the restroom | 1.4655 | 0.03194 | 537 | 367 | 90 | 80 |
187 | Can we plant watermelons next year, Papa? | 1.4655 | 0.02909 | 537 | 342 | 140 | 55 |
188 | I probably should mention I'm also color blind. | 1.4654 | 0.03181 | 535 | 364 | 93 | 78 |
189 | How about I put the arrowhead on my head, and you shoot the cherry at me? | 1.4651 | 0.03061 | 501 | 323 | 123 | 55 |
190 | It can't be any worse than this haircut. | 1.4647 | 0.02796 | 538 | 334 | 158 | 46 |
191 | Be practical, this is not the time to split heirs. | 1.4640 | 0.03099 | 528 | 351 | 109 | 68 |
192 | Apple, the origin story” | 1.4634 | 0.03320 | 492 | 336 | 84 | 72 |
193 | Dad, I really think tying the stem with your tongue would be more impressive. | 1.4632 | 0.03373 | 475 | 324 | 82 | 69 |
194 | Why can't we just focus on fishing and let Uncle William be best at archery? | 1.4617 | 0.03137 | 509 | 338 | 107 | 64 |
195 | When I said we should start small, I meant big. | 1.4611 | 0.03140 | 475 | 308 | 115 | 52 |
196 | What happens next? Time will tell. | 1.4609 | 0.03220 | 512 | 348 | 92 | 72 |
197 | The little known story of William Tell's other son. | 1.4607 | 0.03097 | 484 | 313 | 119 | 52 |
198 | Can we practice with the apple some more? | 1.4606 | 0.03229 | 482 | 321 | 100 | 61 |
199 | Is this the Overture or the Finale? | 1.4592 | 0.03102 | 503 | 331 | 113 | 59 |
200 | I heard an apple works better. Just sayin. | 1.4591 | 0.02912 | 501 | 315 | 142 | 44 |
201 | Sorry, liebschen. Bad apple harvest this year. | 1.4589 | 0.03182 | 475 | 312 | 108 | 55 |
202 | "William told me any fool can do it with an apple | 1.4589 | 0.03325 | 475 | 325 | 83 | 67 |
203 | You are sure the optometrist said 20 20? | 1.4589 | 0.03332 | 475 | 323 | 86 | 66 |
204 | Well, in THIS case, size DOES matter, Dad!” | 1.4589 | 0.03168 | 475 | 311 | 110 | 54 |
205 | Or we could go fishing. | 1.4584 | 0.02931 | 493 | 310 | 140 | 43 |
206 | It's not true. Size does matter. | 1.4578 | 0.03201 | 474 | 313 | 105 | 56 |
207 | Wish we hadn't eaten the watermelon. | 1.4571 | 0.03227 | 466 | 308 | 103 | 55 |
208 | Let's make it an apple and I won't tell mom about that thing with the sheep. | 1.4566 | 0.03218 | 484 | 324 | 99 | 61 |
209 | Let’s make applesauce | 1.4560 | 0.03372 | 489 | 341 | 73 | 75 |
210 | I had no choice - none of the apples were organic. | 1.4555 | 0.03320 | 494 | 342 | 79 | 73 |
211 | I just think we should wait a few more days for Pumpkin Spice season | 1.4547 | 0.03312 | 486 | 334 | 83 | 69 |
212 | My story asks for an apple - the cherry goes with George Washington | 1.4540 | 0.03315 | 478 | 327 | 85 | 66 |
213 | Don’t you think we can come up with a better father-son activity? | 1.4528 | 0.03338 | 466 | 318 | 85 | 63 |
214 | William "Don't Tell Mom" | 1.4521 | 0.03420 | 449 | 308 | 79 | 62 |
215 | FYI, there’s a watermelon in the fridge. | 1.4520 | 0.03124 | 469 | 306 | 114 | 49 |
216 | Why is there a paved two-lane asphalt highway behind me? | 1.4520 | 0.03210 | 469 | 312 | 102 | 55 |
217 | It's all they had left at the farmer's market. Do you want to do this thing or not? | 1.4520 | 0.03349 | 469 | 322 | 82 | 65 |
218 | Perhaps we should wait until apples are in season! | 1.4520 | 0.03080 | 469 | 303 | 120 | 46 |
219 | Are you wearing your contacts? | 1.4518 | 0.03332 | 467 | 319 | 85 | 63 |
220 | Just my luck... cherry season. | 1.4518 | 0.03089 | 467 | 302 | 119 | 46 |
221 | The way I see it, either you nail it or it’s not my problem anymore. | 1.4518 | 0.03234 | 467 | 312 | 99 | 56 |
222 | Omg! There’s a bear behind you! | 1.4508 | 0.03301 | 457 | 308 | 92 | 57 |
223 | Of course I trust you dad. It's the arrow I'm not so sure about. | 1.4505 | 0.03313 | 444 | 297 | 94 | 53 |
224 | I'm sorry I ate your apple, Mr. Tell. Really, I am. | 1.4498 | 0.03281 | 458 | 308 | 94 | 56 |
225 | Aim high for once in your life. | 1.4498 | 0.03178 | 458 | 301 | 108 | 49 |
226 | Oh, alright, I'll show you how to set up an Instagram account. | 1.4489 | 0.03310 | 450 | 303 | 92 | 55 |
227 | I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be a cherry. | 1.4487 | 0.03365 | 448 | 305 | 85 | 58 |
228 | I am allergic to apples. | 1.4467 | 0.03426 | 450 | 312 | 75 | 63 |
229 | The selection of a cherry, rather than an apple, confirmed William's suspicion of his step-father. | 1.4465 | 0.03161 | 430 | 277 | 114 | 39 |
230 | I'm starting to wish we visited the apple orchard instead. | 1.4464 | 0.03380 | 448 | 307 | 82 | 59 |
231 | Let's quit while we're ahead and I still have one. | 1.4452 | 0.03266 | 438 | 291 | 99 | 48 |
232 | On second thought, I will clean my room. | 1.4442 | 0.03147 | 439 | 285 | 113 | 41 |
233 | Can't we wait until apple season starts? | 1.4439 | 0.03187 | 428 | 278 | 110 | 40 |
234 | Okay, I'm sorry that I ate the apple! | 1.4439 | 0.02974 | 428 | 266 | 134 | 28 |
235 | Hey, Dad! Can you just hold on a sec while I go get a cantaloupe? | 1.4439 | 0.03467 | 428 | 295 | 76 | 57 |
236 | Make sure this an overture, not a finale. | 1.4439 | 0.03213 | 428 | 281 | 102 | 43 |
237 | Dad, this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted ice cream. | 1.4439 | 0.03588 | 419 | 294 | 64 | 61 |
238 | Dad , are you sure you don't want to wait for the pumpkin season? | 1.4439 | 0.03183 | 419 | 270 | 112 | 37 |
239 | I hope you make this one. You're running out of children. | 1.4433 | 0.03489 | 406 | 276 | 80 | 50 |
240 | Trust me Dad. This is how you become an internet sensation- | 1.4429 | 0.03413 | 429 | 293 | 82 | 54 |
241 | Do tell? No! Don't, Tell. | 1.4423 | 0.03669 | 407 | 288 | 58 | 61 |
242 | Can’t I just get grounded like a normal kid? | 1.4408 | 0.03148 | 422 | 272 | 114 | 36 |
243 | Your Trust Exercises are hard. | 1.4405 | 0.03434 | 420 | 287 | 81 | 52 |
244 | The Legend of William Don't Tell | 1.4405 | 0.03212 | 420 | 274 | 107 | 39 |
245 | Dad, the king asked whether I could dance and sing, not whether you could lance a bing. | 1.4397 | 0.03413 | 398 | 266 | 89 | 43 |
246 | You just had to tell everyone how easy the apple was. | 1.4383 | 0.03231 | 413 | 270 | 105 | 38 |
247 | Can I take back the crack about the skirt? | 1.4383 | 0.03268 | 413 | 272 | 101 | 40 |
248 | What say we swap out the cherry for an apple? | 1.4383 | 0.03494 | 413 | 285 | 75 | 53 |
249 | I know I said cherry pie is my favorite, but I think I’m leaning towards pumpkin. | 1.4383 | 0.03250 | 413 | 271 | 103 | 39 |
250 | It's just an expression, Dad, and I said it with a twinge of teenage sarcasm. | 1.4383 | 0.03460 | 413 | 283 | 79 | 51 |
251 | You know, you could just get that little cherry pitter gadget. | 1.4383 | 0.03231 | 413 | 270 | 105 | 38 |
252 | Mom always uses an apple. | 1.4380 | 0.03242 | 411 | 269 | 104 | 38 |
253 | You're not the only one with a quiver. | 1.4380 | 0.03386 | 411 | 276 | 88 | 46 |
254 | Practice makes perfect!!! | 1.4373 | 0.03498 | 407 | 280 | 76 | 51 |
255 | How about we go virtual on this one? | 1.4353 | 0.03008 | 402 | 277 | 84 | 40 |
256 | Cherry on top. Mount Fuji appears out of nowhere. We must be in a Murakami novel. | 1.4351 | 0.03700 | 370 | 257 | 65 | 48 |
257 | Pit or miss. | 1.4350 | 0.03578 | 400 | 279 | 68 | 53 |
258 | Apple said it would be copyright infringement... | 1.4350 | 0.03435 | 400 | 271 | 84 | 45 |
259 | Why don’t we spend weekends yodeling like normal families? | 1.4347 | 0.03355 | 398 | 265 | 93 | 40 |
260 | You couldn't find an apple? | 1.4347 | 0.03538 | 398 | 275 | 73 | 50 |
261 | Can I go home and get an apple and your eye glasses? | 1.4347 | 0.03355 | 398 | 265 | 93 | 40 |
262 | Can’t we just buy a cherry pitter like a normal family? | 1.4332 | 0.03544 | 397 | 275 | 72 | 50 |
263 | I regret not choosing ‘truth’. | 1.4332 | 0.03489 | 374 | 251 | 84 | 39 |
264 | William Maraschino never got the fame he deserved. | 1.4322 | 0.03279 | 391 | 266 | 85 | 40 |
265 | Why couldn't we stick to apples? | 1.4322 | 0.03548 | 391 | 270 | 73 | 48 |
266 | This may or may not hurt. | 1.4322 | 0.03492 | 391 | 267 | 79 | 45 |
267 | A watermelon would work just fine, dad. | 1.4319 | 0.03188 | 389 | 250 | 110 | 29 |
268 | Although William Tell gained fame for shooting an apple off his sons head,his tragic attempt with a cherry and the neighbor boy was never publicized . | 1.4315 | 0.03303 | 387 | 254 | 99 | 34 |
269 | So if you lose, I get ice cream after this, right? | 1.4315 | 0.03575 | 387 | 268 | 71 | 48 |
270 | Father, could we start with a watermelon or at least a large apple? | 1.4311 | 0.03632 | 392 | 276 | 63 | 53 |
271 | What do you mean ‘Jim used to volunteer, but has moved on’? | 1.4298 | 0.03601 | 349 | 235 | 78 | 36 |
272 | You always said “aim high.” I’m sure you were right. | 1.4297 | 0.03237 | 384 | 249 | 105 | 30 |
273 | You want a cherry; I want a watermelon. Can we compromise and use an apple? | 1.4289 | 0.02923 | 380 | 254 | 91 | 29 |
274 | Is this when I lose my cherry?" | 1.4278 | 0.03627 | 374 | 260 | 68 | 46 |
275 | How about an apple? Apples are good. | 1.4271 | 0.03277 | 377 | 246 | 101 | 30 |
276 | Is this what happened to Mom? | 1.4255 | 0.03477 | 369 | 249 | 83 | 37 |
277 | I wouldn't have eaten that apple off the table if I had known what you had planned to do with it. | 1.4255 | 0.03602 | 369 | 255 | 71 | 43 |
278 | Or, you could just teach me to ride a bicycle. | 1.4255 | 0.03304 | 369 | 241 | 99 | 29 |
279 | You know, you're gonna spend years in therapy over this. | 1.4254 | 0.03325 | 362 | 236 | 98 | 28 |
280 | Are you sure there’s nothing good to watch on Netflix? | 1.4249 | 0.03809 | 353 | 250 | 56 | 47 |
281 | Don’t worry I’m basically 9 out of 10 on these things. | 1.4247 | 0.03631 | 365 | 253 | 69 | 43 |
282 | Trust me, my degree in archery is from Trump University | 1.4247 | 0.03693 | 365 | 256 | 63 | 46 |
283 | Allow me to borrow your bow for a minute, and I'll return it -- no strings attached." | 1.4244 | 0.04186 | 271 | 187 | 53 | 31 |
284 | Dad, when you said a small, red fruit, I was kinda thinking of an apple. | 1.4241 | 0.03777 | 349 | 245 | 60 | 44 |
285 | Or,we could go on a nice bike ride! | 1.4241 | 0.03529 | 349 | 234 | 82 | 33 |
286 | I do trust you, Dad, but I'd still prefer the watermelon. | 1.4241 | 0.03458 | 349 | 231 | 88 | 30 |
287 | When you said cherry on top, I thought you meant an ice cream sundae. | 1.4241 | 0.03621 | 349 | 238 | 74 | 37 |
288 | Alexa, queue ‘hit me with your best shot’ | 1.4238 | 0.03597 | 361 | 248 | 73 | 40 |
289 | Your rivalry with William Tell is getting unhealthy. | 1.4236 | 0.03590 | 347 | 235 | 77 | 35 |
290 | I was led to believe this involved ice cream. | 1.4227 | 0.03392 | 362 | 240 | 91 | 31 |
291 | Now you're just showing off. | 1.4218 | 0.03618 | 358 | 247 | 71 | 40 |
292 | Because you are my least favorite, that's why. Now hold still. | 1.4218 | 0.03725 | 358 | 252 | 60 | 45 |
293 | This is not how the Swiss pit our cherries. | 1.4209 | 0.03777 | 354 | 251 | 57 | 46 |
294 | The president said it was safe! | 1.4207 | 0.03725 | 347 | 242 | 64 | 41 |
295 | Father, let’s not split heirs | 1.4205 | 0.03685 | 352 | 245 | 66 | 41 |
296 | Dad,,please put your glasses on.. | 1.4202 | 0.03469 | 357 | 240 | 84 | 33 |
297 | Dad, please don't let your past success go to my head. | 1.4195 | 0.03557 | 348 | 236 | 78 | 34 |
298 | What happened to the Big Apple? | 1.4188 | 0.03511 | 351 | 237 | 81 | 33 |
299 | Next time I’m doing the shopping. | 1.4174 | 0.03761 | 345 | 243 | 60 | 42 |
300 | Are you sure this will cure the hiccups? | 1.4174 | 0.03482 | 345 | 231 | 84 | 30 |
301 | Is this about the haircut? Be honest. | 1.4169 | 0.03321 | 343 | 223 | 97 | 23 |
302 | Squirrel! | 1.4162 | 0.03562 | 334 | 225 | 79 | 30 |
303 | Papa, I believe you have the George Washington story terribly wrong | 1.4144 | 0.03644 | 333 | 228 | 72 | 33 |
304 | Could you at least put on your glasses? | 1.4142 | 0.03531 | 338 | 228 | 80 | 30 |
305 | What do you mean, your 'other sons'? | 1.4118 | 0.03619 | 323 | 219 | 75 | 29 |
306 | I am not doing this until you tell me what happened to Mom. | 1.4109 | 0.03632 | 331 | 227 | 72 | 32 |
307 | Man, boy, apple, arrow, Alps | 1.4109 | 0.03781 | 331 | 233 | 60 | 38 |
308 | I'm beginning to think that I'm not your favorite son, after all. | 1.4109 | 0.03344 | 331 | 216 | 94 | 21 |
309 | So I picked what was in season—shoot me. | 1.4109 | 0.03582 | 331 | 225 | 76 | 30 |
310 | It's a shame watermelon aren't in season. | 1.4103 | 0.03870 | 329 | 235 | 53 | 41 |
311 | For the insurance papers: I wanted an apple. | 1.4099 | 0.03731 | 322 | 223 | 66 | 33 |
312 | Why not wait until pumpkin season? | 1.4099 | 0.03545 | 322 | 216 | 80 | 26 |
313 | The hat, the beard, the cross-bow, and the outfit are all perfect, but I still get this nagging feeling that we’ve gotten something wrong. | 1.4099 | 0.03434 | 322 | 212 | 88 | 22 |
314 | Just a sec, dad. Would it make a difference if you knew I'm now your daughter? | 1.4099 | 0.03884 | 322 | 229 | 54 | 39 |
315 | Quick ... before TikTok is banned | 1.4099 | 0.03808 | 322 | 226 | 60 | 36 |
316 | Whoever said that size does not matter is definitely wrong. | 1.4093 | 0.04615 | 215 | 150 | 42 | 23 |
317 | It was the biggest cherry I could find | 1.4088 | 0.03919 | 318 | 227 | 52 | 39 |
318 | What say I make you a Manhattan and we wait for the apple harvest, Dad? | 1.4075 | 0.03566 | 319 | 215 | 78 | 26 |
319 | Thus began and ended the Legend of Johnny Cherryseed. | 1.4073 | 0.03937 | 302 | 213 | 55 | 34 |
320 | This isn't the way I wanted to lose my cherry! | 1.4069 | 0.03927 | 317 | 227 | 51 | 39 |
321 | Wait! I have an idea for a new Claes Oldenburg sculpture! | 1.4069 | 0.03609 | 317 | 215 | 75 | 27 |
322 | Father, just remember, you’ve had a vasectomy. | 1.4069 | 0.03745 | 317 | 220 | 65 | 32 |
323 | What was wrong with the pumpkin? | 1.4069 | 0.03582 | 317 | 214 | 77 | 26 |
324 | Shooting apples is so 1380's | 1.4065 | 0.03928 | 310 | 222 | 49 | 38 |
325 | Ok, but next time you order apples for home delivery you have to say "no substitutions". | 1.4051 | 0.03769 | 311 | 216 | 64 | 31 |
326 | Johann's father can shoot the target with his eyes closed. | 1.4051 | 0.04036 | 316 | 231 | 42 | 43 |
327 | Is now the wrong time to tell you I have the hiccups? | 1.4038 | 0.03353 | 312 | 223 | 60 | 28 |
328 | You and Uncle William are so competitive | 1.4038 | 0.03619 | 312 | 212 | 74 | 26 |
329 | Our name is "Tell", of course Mom's going to hear about it. | 1.4033 | 0.03780 | 300 | 207 | 65 | 28 |
330 | So, I’m guessing this has to do with me asking if there’s any real difference between a tunic and a dress. | 1.4033 | 0.03821 | 305 | 213 | 61 | 31 |
331 | Aim high, Dad. | 1.4032 | 0.03664 | 310 | 212 | 71 | 27 |
332 | And if you miss my dying wish is that the next President will nominate RBGs replacement. | 1.4032 | 0.03831 | 310 | 218 | 59 | 33 |
333 | Okay, maybe not a pumpkin, but can we at least compromise? | 1.4032 | 0.03969 | 315 | 228 | 47 | 40 |
334 | Dad, I think its time you stopped drinking Manhattans while reading William Burroughs! | 1.4026 | 0.03811 | 303 | 211 | 62 | 30 |
335 | Ok Dad - jeez, I'll clean up my room! | 1.4026 | 0.03957 | 308 | 221 | 50 | 37 |
336 | This seems safer than being alone with the President. | 1.4013 | 0.03817 | 299 | 208 | 62 | 29 |
337 | Are you trying to get me killed? Put on a mask! | 1.4007 | 0.03804 | 302 | 213 | 58 | 31 |
338 | What do you mean, double or nothing? | 1.4000 | 0.03718 | 300 | 206 | 68 | 26 |
339 | Can’t you practice on your OWN kid? | 1.4000 | 0.03627 | 300 | 203 | 74 | 23 |
340 | The day William rose to his level of incompetence. | 1.4000 | 0.03854 | 295 | 206 | 60 | 29 |
341 | I ate it. I was hoping to keep the doctor away. | 1.3993 | 0.03970 | 298 | 213 | 51 | 34 |
342 | You need to research your historical re-enactments better. The cherry tree was George Washington; the apple on the head was William Tell. | 1.3980 | 0.03930 | 299 | 213 | 53 | 33 |
343 | But I'm sure I heard him say "mcintosh," not "maraschino." | 1.3973 | 0.03619 | 297 | 201 | 74 | 22 |
344 | I think I’m in the wrong story. | 1.3973 | 0.03920 | 297 | 211 | 54 | 32 |
345 | How about we try a water melon first. | 1.3973 | 0.03712 | 297 | 204 | 68 | 25 |
346 | If you use an apple, they'll write an overture for you. | 1.3973 | 0.03712 | 297 | 204 | 68 | 25 |
347 | How did the appointment with the eye doctor turn out? | 1.3966 | 0.03613 | 290 | 195 | 75 | 20 |
348 | May I make a suggestion? | 1.3959 | 0.03746 | 293 | 202 | 66 | 25 |
349 | Seeing as Halloween is just around the corner, wouldn't a pumpkin be more appropriate? | 1.3958 | 0.03352 | 288 | 201 | 66 | 21 |
350 | It’s 2020, nothing could go wrong. | 1.3952 | 0.03811 | 291 | 205 | 58 | 28 |
351 | Are you telling me there's no risk because you don't want to panic me? | 1.3949 | 0.04008 | 276 | 195 | 53 | 28 |
352 | Don't point there! | 1.3936 | 0.04163 | 282 | 206 | 41 | 35 |
353 | I hope your vision is better than 2020. | 1.3936 | 0.04163 | 282 | 206 | 41 | 35 |
354 | It's just a gender reveal! What could go wrong? | 1.3929 | 0.04154 | 280 | 204 | 42 | 34 |
355 | Wait, isn't this the maraschino cherry from the cocktail you just drank? | 1.3921 | 0.03750 | 278 | 190 | 67 | 21 |
356 | There is no chance in hell this will be accurately reported hundreds of years from now | 1.3915 | 0.03822 | 281 | 195 | 62 | 24 |
357 | My pastor says I have to keep this until I get married | 1.3899 | 0.04216 | 277 | 204 | 38 | 35 |
358 | Social distancing notwithstanding, daddy, perhaps you could step a couple of feet closer? | 1.3899 | 0.03686 | 277 | 188 | 70 | 19 |
359 | The rule says to use a fruit the size of a normal human brain, not Donald Trump's brain! | 1.3899 | 0.03960 | 277 | 196 | 54 | 27 |
360 | As a motivational speaker , I say . . . AIM HIGH! | 1.3899 | 0.03860 | 277 | 193 | 60 | 24 |
361 | Dad, when are you going back to work? | 1.3889 | 0.03965 | 270 | 190 | 55 | 25 |
362 | If you hit the cherry,the pandemic ends. If you hit me,I don't have to deal with the pandemic anymore. Either way,I win. | 1.3885 | 0.03711 | 278 | 190 | 68 | 20 |
363 | Is this how Granny Smith died? | 1.3877 | 0.03968 | 276 | 196 | 53 | 27 |
364 | William Tell: The Lesser Known Works | 1.3877 | 0.03968 | 276 | 196 | 53 | 27 |
365 | What's the hurry dad? The other fruit will be ready in September! | 1.3877 | 0.04067 | 276 | 199 | 47 | 30 |
366 | I know crabapples are technically apples, that’s not my point. | 1.3877 | 0.03799 | 276 | 191 | 63 | 22 |
367 | I forgot the apple password | 1.3860 | 0.03836 | 272 | 189 | 61 | 22 |
368 | Wait, no. Do the one where you tie the stem with your tongue. | 1.3860 | 0.03836 | 272 | 189 | 61 | 22 |
369 | This explains the apple in my Shirley Temple. | 1.3860 | 0.03975 | 272 | 193 | 53 | 26 |
370 | Look, if things were up to me I wouldn’t be wearing this dress. But here we are. | 1.3858 | 0.04166 | 267 | 194 | 43 | 30 |
371 | You've done this before, right? | 1.3852 | 0.04131 | 270 | 196 | 44 | 30 |
372 | Might I suggest a melon? | 1.3852 | 0.03558 | 270 | 180 | 76 | 14 |
373 | And another thing. I am not in fact your son. | 1.3852 | 0.03746 | 270 | 185 | 66 | 19 |
374 | Oh yeah? Well my real dad can do it, Gary. | 1.3843 | 0.03981 | 268 | 190 | 53 | 25 |
375 | Billy says he and his dad play catch. | 1.3831 | 0.04020 | 261 | 185 | 52 | 24 |
376 | Please Dad, use an apple for history's sake. | 1.3831 | 0.03755 | 261 | 178 | 66 | 17 |
377 | Substitute an apple and you will be a legend. | 1.3831 | 0.03871 | 261 | 181 | 60 | 20 |
378 | I think you’ll get more likes if you start with an apple. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 261 | 187 | 48 | 26 |
379 | What do you mean ‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’? | 1.3831 | 0.03909 | 261 | 182 | 58 | 21 |
380 | Go ahead. I read on Facebook that kids are basically immune to dying from arrows. | 1.3831 | 0.03946 | 261 | 183 | 56 | 22 |
381 | Everyone knows you are the best. No need to prove it. | 1.3822 | 0.03612 | 259 | 173 | 73 | 13 |
382 | Your brother flinched. Don’t flinch and you’ll be fine. | 1.3822 | 0.04079 | 259 | 185 | 49 | 25 |
383 | Mom says it's ok if you miss... | 1.3822 | 0.04187 | 259 | 188 | 43 | 28 |
384 | Who orchestrated this? | 1.3822 | 0.03891 | 259 | 180 | 59 | 20 |
385 | Before we begin, I'd like to make a brief overture. | 1.3822 | 0.04005 | 259 | 183 | 53 | 23 |
386 | Are you sure this is the best way to remove the pit? | 1.3822 | 0.03891 | 259 | 180 | 59 | 20 |
387 | I prefer moms trick where she ties the stem with her tongue | 1.3822 | 0.03891 | 259 | 180 | 59 | 20 |
388 | Wait! Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask” | 1.3822 | 0.03813 | 259 | 178 | 63 | 18 |
389 | I thought that whole "cherry on top" thing was just an expression. | 1.3813 | 0.04138 | 257 | 185 | 46 | 26 |
390 | Hey dad, after this can we watch the Lone Ranger? I’ve got the theme song stuck in my head“ | 1.3813 | 0.04101 | 257 | 184 | 48 | 25 |
391 | At least pick a target we can use to make pumpkin spice lattes. | 1.3813 | 0.04210 | 257 | 187 | 42 | 28 |
392 | Can't we start with the pineapple this time? | 1.3813 | 0.03988 | 257 | 181 | 54 | 22 |
393 | Dad, we do apples. The whole cherry thing was George Washington, remember? | 1.3813 | 0.04101 | 257 | 184 | 48 | 25 |
394 | Could we try a watermelon? | 1.3813 | 0.03988 | 257 | 181 | 54 | 22 |
395 | Dad, let me say you're pushing your pissing contest with uncle Wilhem a trifle too far... | 1.3813 | 0.04352 | 257 | 191 | 34 | 32 |
396 | Why nobody talks about William Tell's firstborn. | 1.3800 | 0.03904 | 250 | 173 | 59 | 18 |
397 | Go ahead, boomer - you've ruined everything else for us. | 1.3800 | 0.03986 | 250 | 175 | 55 | 20 |
398 | If you use an apple instead, and hit it, your hometown will be famous throughout crossword history . | 1.3800 | 0.04026 | 250 | 176 | 53 | 21 |
399 | Did you check the back of the fridge? | 1.3798 | 0.04050 | 258 | 184 | 50 | 24 |
400 | Dad, I wish you wouldn't say, "I love you son." just before you fire. | 1.3794 | 0.04146 | 253 | 182 | 46 | 25 |
401 | This is a pretty extreme way to teach me division. | 1.3792 | 0.04059 | 240 | 168 | 53 | 19 |
402 | Wait, isn’t it my turn? Or are we playing by McConnell rules? | 1.3782 | 0.04252 | 238 | 171 | 44 | 23 |
403 | Daddy, if I let you do this can I have a pony? | 1.3780 | 0.04316 | 254 | 188 | 36 | 30 |
404 | Pray, Tell... | 1.3780 | 0.04017 | 254 | 179 | 52 | 22 |
405 | You can come closer than six feet. | 1.3780 | 0.03736 | 254 | 173 | 66 | 15 |
406 | And then it's my turn. | 1.3780 | 0.04094 | 254 | 182 | 48 | 24 |
407 | I feel like history will write this differently. | 1.3770 | 0.04009 | 244 | 171 | 54 | 19 |
408 | So this head shot will help me break into modeling? | 1.3770 | 0.04304 | 252 | 186 | 37 | 29 |
409 | I’m uncomfortable with the double entendre too but I’m more worried about your aim. | 1.3770 | 0.03838 | 252 | 174 | 61 | 17 |
410 | An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a cherry on your head - boom, you’re dead. | 1.3770 | 0.04000 | 252 | 178 | 53 | 21 |
411 | I wish water melons were in season too. | 1.3760 | 0.03731 | 250 | 170 | 66 | 14 |
412 | The lesser known and tragic Tell brother who tried to one up William. | 1.3750 | 0.04123 | 248 | 178 | 47 | 23 |
413 | And then I get to shoot the feather off of your head. | 1.3750 | 0.04002 | 248 | 175 | 53 | 20 |
414 | Social distancing be damned! Come closer. | 1.3750 | 0.04083 | 248 | 177 | 49 | 22 |
415 | Is this because I made fun of your dress? | 1.3745 | 0.03741 | 251 | 179 | 53 | 19 |
416 | I'm thinking I would like you to start out with a pineapple!" | 1.3740 | 0.03898 | 246 | 171 | 58 | 17 |
417 | Why couldn’t you be a shepherd like Timmy’s dad? | 1.3740 | 0.03898 | 246 | 171 | 58 | 17 |
418 | I'm thinking this may not be the best way to pit a cherry. | 1.3740 | 0.04303 | 246 | 181 | 38 | 27 |
419 | I know it’s a cherry. You must have really pissed them off this time. | 1.3740 | 0.04492 | 246 | 186 | 28 | 32 |
420 | don’t worry we can always edit during production | 1.3740 | 0.04106 | 246 | 176 | 48 | 22 |
421 | It's 2020. Aim right for the head. | 1.3730 | 0.04249 | 244 | 178 | 41 | 25 |
422 | If you really want to kill me, just send me back to school." | 1.3730 | 0.04249 | 244 | 178 | 41 | 25 |
423 | I hope becoming a legend is worth my therapy bills. | 1.3730 | 0.03876 | 244 | 169 | 59 | 16 |
424 | Sorry, this is too Freudian for me. | 1.3719 | 0.03983 | 242 | 170 | 54 | 18 |
425 | You can do it, dad! The whole world will know the name 'Wallace Tork!' | 1.3719 | 0.04152 | 242 | 174 | 46 | 22 |
426 | "I hope you'll miss me." | 1.3719 | 0.04274 | 242 | 177 | 40 | 25 |
427 | Perhaps now is a good time to ask ourselves, “What problem are we really trying to solve here?” | 1.3713 | 0.04085 | 237 | 168 | 50 | 19 |
428 | There’s two ways this can go viral. | 1.3708 | 0.04048 | 240 | 170 | 51 | 19 |
429 | I,m starting to get a pit in my stomach. | 1.3708 | 0.04175 | 240 | 173 | 45 | 22 |
430 | Please don’t, Tell! | 1.3708 | 0.04091 | 240 | 171 | 49 | 20 |
431 | How about a pumpkin? A pumpkin would be good. | 1.3707 | 0.03962 | 232 | 161 | 56 | 15 |
432 | Can we wait to try this during grapefruit season? | 1.3707 | 0.04279 | 232 | 168 | 42 | 22 |
433 | Don’t mean to cherry pick, but wouldn’t an apple be better? | 1.3707 | 0.04322 | 232 | 169 | 40 | 23 |
434 | Can’t you just take me fishing like the other dads? | 1.3707 | 0.04055 | 232 | 163 | 52 | 17 |
435 | Daddy, I am almost sure the man said pumpkin. | 1.3707 | 0.04408 | 232 | 171 | 36 | 25 |
436 | I’ve never tried this during cherry season | 1.3697 | 0.03800 | 238 | 163 | 62 | 13 |
437 | This is very wrong on several levels | 1.3697 | 0.04283 | 238 | 174 | 40 | 24 |
438 | Wouldn't a Nerf dart make the same point? | 1.3697 | 0.03847 | 238 | 164 | 60 | 14 |
439 | How come my brother got an apple? | 1.3691 | 0.03948 | 233 | 162 | 56 | 15 |
440 | You know, there are easier ways to pit cherries. | 1.3691 | 0.03853 | 233 | 160 | 60 | 13 |
441 | Trust me, I watched the masterclass | 1.3691 | 0.04220 | 233 | 168 | 44 | 21 |
442 | I'd prefer a watermelon. | 1.3686 | 0.03959 | 236 | 165 | 55 | 16 |
443 | Can't this wait until apples are in season? | 1.3686 | 0.03913 | 236 | 164 | 57 | 15 |
444 | Maybe instead we should see a therapist. | 1.3686 | 0.04004 | 236 | 166 | 53 | 17 |
445 | Your son, your own son, for 15 minutes of fame? | 1.3686 | 0.04308 | 236 | 173 | 39 | 24 |
446 | Can we wait for apple season? | 1.3686 | 0.04223 | 236 | 171 | 43 | 22 |
447 | Are you sure they said ‘I scream with a cherry on top’? | 1.3686 | 0.04181 | 236 | 170 | 45 | 21 |
448 | Dad, I think an apple fits better with the original story line. | 1.3686 | 0.03867 | 236 | 168 | 51 | 17 |
449 | Look Daddy - I'm a sundae! | 1.3675 | 0.04500 | 234 | 176 | 30 | 28 |
450 | Your rivalry with Uncle Will is getting out of hand. | 1.3675 | 0.03981 | 234 | 164 | 54 | 16 |
451 | When they go low, you aim high. | 1.3652 | 0.04386 | 230 | 170 | 36 | 24 |
452 | Can I go to the bathroom first? I kinda got to pee, real bad. | 1.3652 | 0.03680 | 230 | 170 | 41 | 18 |
453 | Don't shoot! I've wandered into the wrong joke | 1.3652 | 0.04025 | 230 | 162 | 52 | 16 |
454 | There’s an Overture riding on this. | 1.3640 | 0.04142 | 228 | 161 | 47 | 17 |
455 | You remember that you missed the watermelon, right?" | 1.3628 | 0.03923 | 226 | 157 | 56 | 13 |
456 | If you switch to a larger piece of fruit, I’ll ask my music teacher to name an overture after you. | 1.3628 | 0.04022 | 226 | 159 | 52 | 15 |
457 | You know, Mom has a better way to pit a cherry. | 1.3628 | 0.04166 | 226 | 162 | 46 | 18 |
458 | Forget any overture. Make this & they'll write a whole symphony | 1.3628 | 0.03872 | 226 | 161 | 50 | 15 |
459 | Do as you're always telling me: "Aim high". | 1.3628 | 0.04070 | 226 | 160 | 50 | 16 |
460 | Don’t worry honey, I practiced with your mother. God rest her soul. | 1.3616 | 0.04044 | 224 | 158 | 51 | 15 |
461 | I don't know how to tell you this, Dad, but it's already been popped. | 1.3616 | 0.04377 | 224 | 165 | 37 | 22 |
462 | Crabapple? You didn't hear them say pineapple? | 1.3616 | 0.04044 | 224 | 158 | 51 | 15 |
463 | I wish you drank something other than Manhattans. | 1.3616 | 0.04238 | 224 | 162 | 43 | 19 |
464 | This doesn’t count as having 'The Talk', dad. I still have questions | 1.3616 | 0.04285 | 224 | 163 | 41 | 20 |
465 | We've been stuck at home for six months. Can't you think of another game for us to play? | 1.3616 | 0.03893 | 224 | 155 | 57 | 12 |
466 | You know when I asked you for a new crossbow and I said “please with a cherry on top” I didn’t mean literally... | 1.3616 | 0.04142 | 224 | 160 | 47 | 17 |
467 | If you miss, the Lone Ranger will never have a theme song. | 1.3612 | 0.03958 | 227 | 159 | 54 | 14 |
468 | But you already have a feather in your cap. | 1.3604 | 0.04263 | 222 | 161 | 42 | 19 |
469 | Hold on, Dad. There's an apple in my lunchbox. | 1.3604 | 0.03914 | 222 | 154 | 56 | 12 |
470 | I now regret eating your apple. | 1.3591 | 0.04141 | 220 | 157 | 47 | 16 |
471 | Actually, Dad, I’ll give up my phone for a week. | 1.3591 | 0.04141 | 220 | 157 | 47 | 16 |
472 | I know how much you love a good challenge, but I still think we should start with a watermelon. | 1.3591 | 0.03936 | 220 | 153 | 55 | 12 |
473 | Is this really the best substitution your Whole Foods shopper could find? | 1.3591 | 0.04191 | 220 | 158 | 45 | 17 |
474 | I didn't think it would come to this when mommy said 'wait till your father gets home'. | 1.3591 | 0.04240 | 220 | 158 | 41 | 18 |
475 | I would rather be the apple of your eye | 1.3591 | 0.04191 | 220 | 158 | 45 | 17 |
476 | Is this a bad time to bring up mom’s new boyfriend? | 1.3591 | 0.04191 | 220 | 158 | 45 | 17 |
477 | Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse. | 1.3591 | 0.04337 | 220 | 161 | 39 | 20 |
478 | Could you at least aim for the stem? | 1.3591 | 0.03988 | 220 | 154 | 53 | 13 |
479 | Before we do this you should know: I have trust issues. | 1.3591 | 0.04240 | 220 | 159 | 43 | 18 |
480 | ...and of course the symbolism will make future psychiatrists go bananas. | 1.3591 | 0.04091 | 220 | 156 | 49 | 15 |
481 | Crossbows don’t kill people, son. People kill people. | 1.3591 | 0.04141 | 220 | 157 | 47 | 16 |
482 | Now I understand why the apple kept the doctor away | 1.3591 | 0.04091 | 220 | 156 | 49 | 15 |
483 | First let me go inside and get the bowl you used for my haircut. | 1.3578 | 0.04191 | 218 | 159 | 41 | 18 |
484 | This is my first time too. | 1.3578 | 0.04266 | 218 | 158 | 42 | 18 |
485 | You COULD wait until apples are ripe. | 1.3578 | 0.04115 | 218 | 155 | 48 | 15 |
486 | It just feels like you’re compensating for something.” | 1.3578 | 0.04315 | 218 | 159 | 40 | 19 |
487 | If we're really doing this, Dad, how about an AR-15 with sniper scope? | 1.3578 | 0.04315 | 218 | 159 | 40 | 19 |
488 | Are you sure you don't want your glasses ? | 1.3578 | 0.04063 | 218 | 154 | 50 | 14 |
489 | Maybe size really does matter.... | 1.3578 | 0.04412 | 218 | 161 | 36 | 21 |
490 | Tell me again, what do I get out of this? | 1.3578 | 0.04011 | 218 | 153 | 52 | 13 |
491 | I ate the apple. So shoot me. | 1.3578 | 0.04412 | 218 | 161 | 36 | 21 |
492 | There is much better lighting over by that apple tree. | 1.3578 | 0.04166 | 218 | 156 | 46 | 16 |
493 | Remember dad, be the cherry. | 1.3578 | 0.03958 | 218 | 152 | 54 | 12 |
494 | Ok, I feel personally targeted. | 1.3578 | 0.04216 | 218 | 157 | 44 | 17 |
495 | This is the only time that “starting small” doesn’t feel appropriate | 1.3578 | 0.03958 | 218 | 152 | 54 | 12 |
496 | It’s not your aim I’m worried about, it’s your hiccups. | 1.3575 | 0.03973 | 221 | 155 | 53 | 13 |
497 | This will go viral on Youtube- either way | 1.3565 | 0.04342 | 216 | 158 | 39 | 19 |
498 | Alas, no. The apple was just an overture. | 1.3565 | 0.04342 | 216 | 158 | 39 | 19 |
499 | Stand still, or there will be no Overture. | 1.3553 | 0.05476 | 152 | 115 | 20 | 17 |
500 | I don't care if it worked on Switzerland's Got Talent. | 1.3551 | 0.04163 | 214 | 153 | 46 | 15 |
501 | Would you settle for a "Certificate of Participation"? | 1.3551 | 0.04369 | 214 | 157 | 38 | 19 |
502 | I must say, these pandemic haircuts are getting rather extreme. | 1.3551 | 0.04613 | 214 | 162 | 28 | 24 |
503 | William, in this case, size does matter | 1.3551 | 0.04163 | 214 | 153 | 46 | 15 |
504 | I'd feel more confident if we did this with an apple. | 1.3551 | 0.04613 | 214 | 162 | 28 | 24 |
505 | And just like that, Ethelfred’s nannying career came to a swift end. | 1.3551 | 0.04216 | 214 | 154 | 44 | 16 |
506 | On second thought, this haircut is perfect. | 1.3538 | 0.04135 | 212 | 151 | 47 | 14 |
507 | I have to pee. | 1.3535 | 0.04352 | 215 | 158 | 38 | 19 |
508 | It's downsizing, William. We're all doing more with less. | 1.3524 | 0.04214 | 210 | 151 | 44 | 15 |
509 | This is not what I envisioned when you asked if I could help you "with a cherry on top." | 1.3524 | 0.04267 | 210 | 152 | 42 | 16 |
510 | Meanwhile, someone props a whole damn apple on a sundae. | 1.3524 | 0.04159 | 210 | 150 | 46 | 14 |
511 | Dad, I think you're confusing hunting and gathering. | 1.3524 | 0.04267 | 210 | 152 | 42 | 16 |
512 | Seriously, a cherry”? | 1.3524 | 0.04159 | 210 | 150 | 46 | 14 |
513 | Yeah, Dad, I know I complained about going to the Renaissance Faire with you, but I changed my mind and that sounds like more fun. | 1.3524 | 0.04267 | 210 | 152 | 42 | 16 |
514 | Can I try it on you first? | 1.3524 | 0.04214 | 210 | 151 | 44 | 15 |
515 | Didn't read the story, did ya? | 1.3524 | 0.04214 | 210 | 151 | 44 | 15 |
516 | What do you mean you can’t find your glasses” | 1.3512 | 0.04112 | 205 | 145 | 48 | 12 |
517 | I’ll tell you a secret about Mom and Baron Attinghausen when you’re done. | 1.3512 | 0.04554 | 205 | 153 | 32 | 20 |
518 | Not unless I get to shoot off your feather. | 1.3512 | 0.04283 | 205 | 148 | 42 | 15 |
519 | Dad, could I have my turn first? | 1.3512 | 0.04283 | 205 | 148 | 42 | 15 |
520 | What if we put it on top of ice cream instead? | 1.3512 | 0.04283 | 205 | 148 | 42 | 15 |
521 | The apple was bad enough. Can’t we quit while I have a head? | 1.3510 | 0.05332 | 151 | 113 | 23 | 15 |
522 | Don't panic! It's no more dangerous than the flu! | 1.3498 | 0.04476 | 203 | 150 | 35 | 18 |
523 | A real man would just come over here and slap it off my head. That's what a real man would do. | 1.3498 | 0.04077 | 203 | 143 | 49 | 11 |
524 | It’s a lot safer doing this on zoom. | 1.3498 | 0.04137 | 203 | 144 | 47 | 12 |
525 | Don't do this, pretty please, with a cherry on top. | 1.3498 | 0.04310 | 203 | 147 | 41 | 15 |
526 | Yeah, I know that mountain looks just like a breast, now concentrate. | 1.3498 | 0.04366 | 203 | 148 | 39 | 16 |
527 | What's the worst that can happen? | 1.3498 | 0.04253 | 203 | 146 | 43 | 14 |
528 | Mom could do it. | 1.3498 | 0.04137 | 203 | 144 | 47 | 12 |
529 | Do you always have to one-up Billy Tell’s dad | 1.3498 | 0.04366 | 203 | 148 | 39 | 16 |
530 | Just thinking out loud here: maybe we reverse the order and try the apple *first*. | 1.3498 | 0.04253 | 203 | 146 | 43 | 14 |
531 | Hey dad, what's say we start with a watermelon? | 1.3483 | 0.03786 | 201 | 137 | 58 | 6 |
532 | Honestly, I’d feel more comfortable with a watermelon. | 1.3483 | 0.04279 | 201 | 145 | 42 | 14 |
533 | Please tell me you're not distracted by that mountain. | 1.3483 | 0.04394 | 201 | 147 | 38 | 16 |
534 | I think the apple story will be good enough. | 1.3483 | 0.04221 | 201 | 144 | 44 | 13 |
535 | Hey dad, how did your cataract operation go? | 1.3483 | 0.04450 | 201 | 148 | 36 | 17 |
536 | Can’t we just wait until apple season? | 1.3483 | 0.04162 | 201 | 143 | 46 | 12 |
537 | I think we should wait for watermelon season. | 1.3483 | 0.04337 | 201 | 146 | 40 | 15 |
538 | When they were out of apples, you could have bought a watermelon. | 1.3483 | 0.04394 | 201 | 147 | 38 | 16 |
539 | You've been making overtures for a month now. Just do it already. | 1.3483 | 0.04279 | 201 | 145 | 42 | 14 |
540 | Tell me again. Who keeps their eyes closed? | 1.3483 | 0.04101 | 201 | 142 | 48 | 11 |
541 | You are aiming for the cherry, right Dad? | 1.3483 | 0.04162 | 201 | 143 | 46 | 12 |
542 | Either way this is going viral | 1.3483 | 0.04279 | 201 | 142 | 41 | 13 |
543 | The origin of little Donald Trump's lifelong obsession with his hair. | 1.3467 | 0.04423 | 199 | 146 | 37 | 16 |
544 | Yeah, I know I’m comparing apples to cherries. That’s kind of the point here. | 1.3467 | 0.04365 | 199 | 145 | 39 | 15 |
545 | But Dad, this is not how I wanted to lose it. | 1.3467 | 0.04536 | 199 | 148 | 33 | 18 |
546 | So you and your brother William are pretty competitive huh? | 1.3467 | 0.04187 | 199 | 142 | 45 | 12 |
547 | You'll blame it on the wind, won't you. | 1.3465 | 0.04145 | 202 | 144 | 46 | 12 |
548 | This is not the ‘cherry on top’ I imagined. | 1.3465 | 0.04204 | 202 | 145 | 44 | 13 |
549 | Well Dad, if you hadn't given me your abnormally large head, the apple wouldn't look so small. | 1.3457 | 0.04284 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
550 | Mom's gonna be mad if you get cherry juice on my shirt. | 1.3452 | 0.04151 | 197 | 140 | 46 | 11 |
551 | The lesser, and more tragic tale of Larry Tell, Williams younger brother. | 1.3452 | 0.04393 | 197 | 144 | 38 | 15 |
552 | Stop squinting! ...you're making me nervous. | 1.3452 | 0.04213 | 197 | 141 | 44 | 12 |
553 | Can't we just play catch? | 1.3452 | 0.04088 | 197 | 139 | 48 | 10 |
554 | Dad, I could remove the pit by myself! | 1.3452 | 0.04393 | 197 | 144 | 38 | 15 |
555 | Dad, I really am sorry I ate your last apple. | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
556 | I knew we should've grown watermelons. | 1.3452 | 0.04679 | 197 | 149 | 28 | 20 |
557 | Does this fruit make me look fat? | 1.3452 | 0.04452 | 197 | 145 | 36 | 16 |
558 | Dad, I think William would be better at this, don't you? | 1.3436 | 0.04301 | 195 | 141 | 41 | 13 |
559 | Father, I'm not nervous; mother said you couldn't hit the side of a barn! | 1.3436 | 0.04176 | 195 | 139 | 45 | 11 |
560 | Whatasay we try this with a pumpkin first, instead? | 1.3436 | 0.04048 | 195 | 137 | 49 | 9 |
561 | Maybe you could use a watermelon instead | 1.3436 | 0.04362 | 195 | 142 | 39 | 14 |
562 | You're really going to have to up my allowance. | 1.3436 | 0.04239 | 195 | 140 | 43 | 12 |
563 | How about you just push me off the ledge? | 1.3436 | 0.04112 | 195 | 138 | 47 | 10 |
564 | It was supposed to be an apple.” “You were supposed to be a boy. | 1.3436 | 0.04301 | 195 | 141 | 41 | 13 |
565 | Quick, while we still have TikTok | 1.3436 | 0.04482 | 195 | 144 | 35 | 16 |
566 | William Tell's first (and last) day as scout master | 1.3420 | 0.04390 | 193 | 141 | 38 | 14 |
567 | Dad, I think we should just wait until apple season. | 1.3420 | 0.04452 | 193 | 142 | 36 | 15 |
568 | I'd rather play "Isaac Newton". | 1.3420 | 0.04390 | 193 | 141 | 38 | 14 |
569 | If you can think of a better way to get the pit out I'd like to hear it. | 1.3420 | 0.04329 | 193 | 140 | 40 | 13 |
570 | Or.....there’s a sitting duck in the pond with a raisin on his head. | 1.3420 | 0.04512 | 193 | 142 | 34 | 16 |
571 | Cool Robin Hood outfit. I'm going as a hot fudge sundae. | 1.3420 | 0.04390 | 193 | 141 | 38 | 14 |
572 | I think my mom's yodeling for me. | 1.3420 | 0.04329 | 193 | 140 | 40 | 13 |
573 | Why can't we just use a cutting board, like a normal family? | 1.3404 | 0.04207 | 188 | 134 | 44 | 10 |
574 | My last babysitter would never play with me. | 1.3404 | 0.04139 | 188 | 133 | 46 | 9 |
575 | when I asked you to pleeeease teach me the art of the bow , please Pretty please with a cherry on top, this is not what I meant. | 1.3403 | 0.04662 | 191 | 144 | 29 | 18 |
576 | What are you thinking? Put on a mask! | 1.3403 | 0.04603 | 191 | 143 | 31 | 17 |
577 | If you really want to switch it up, we could trade places. | 1.3403 | 0.04228 | 191 | 137 | 43 | 11 |
578 | Don't worry. The color contrast and the upgrade in bow technology will more than compensate for target size reduction. And don't underestimate that "suspension of disbelief" thing. | 1.3403 | 0.04603 | 191 | 143 | 31 | 17 |
579 | Don’t worry, I know how to do this. I saw it on YouTube. | 1.3403 | 0.04836 | 191 | 147 | 23 | 21 |
580 | Does it make my head look big? | 1.3403 | 0.04481 | 191 | 141 | 35 | 15 |
581 | come on Dad, Mom's new boyfriend hits it every time! | 1.3403 | 0.04293 | 191 | 138 | 41 | 12 |
582 | Isn’t there another way to prove our masculinity? | 1.3403 | 0.04228 | 191 | 137 | 43 | 11 |
583 | In this instance, I really do believe that size does matter. | 1.3402 | 0.04432 | 194 | 143 | 36 | 15 |
584 | After this, let’s practice your parenting skills. | 1.3402 | 0.04184 | 194 | 139 | 44 | 11 |
585 | So what do I get if you miss? | 1.3386 | 0.04449 | 189 | 139 | 36 | 14 |
586 | It's autumn. Why not use a pumpkin! | 1.3386 | 0.04255 | 189 | 136 | 42 | 11 |
587 | I get the idea. Now let's trade places. | 1.3386 | 0.04120 | 189 | 138 | 38 | 12 |
588 | If you miss I won’t be able to Tell, Will I? | 1.3386 | 0.04449 | 189 | 139 | 36 | 14 |
589 | Don't you think it's a little too soon after your cataract surgery? | 1.3386 | 0.04188 | 189 | 135 | 44 | 10 |
590 | Wait, Dad, I forgot to tell you - I cut down an apple tree, too. | 1.3386 | 0.04255 | 189 | 136 | 42 | 11 |
591 | Hold still while I figure out how this thing works. | 1.3386 | 0.04385 | 189 | 138 | 38 | 13 |
592 | I don't think you're limited to seasonal fruits. | 1.3385 | 0.04400 | 192 | 141 | 37 | 14 |
593 | I'm just glad cranberries aren't in season. | 1.3369 | 0.04543 | 187 | 139 | 33 | 14 |
594 | You're my dad and I love you, but I question your choice of fruit. | 1.3352 | 0.04407 | 179 | 130 | 38 | 11 |
595 | I don’t think this is what mom meant when she said no more target practice with apples on my head. | 1.3351 | 0.04574 | 185 | 138 | 32 | 15 |
596 | So, your stepmom gave you that apple? | 1.3351 | 0.04444 | 185 | 136 | 36 | 13 |
597 | Let's try a pumpkin first. | 1.3351 | 0.04241 | 185 | 133 | 42 | 10 |
598 | So anyway, were you saying you want to be with your mom or me for thanksgiving? | 1.3351 | 0.04377 | 185 | 135 | 38 | 12 |
599 | I asked for an apple but Mom said we're eating local this week. | 1.3351 | 0.04377 | 185 | 135 | 38 | 12 |
600 | I said Macintosh not Maraschino. | 1.3351 | 0.04263 | 188 | 136 | 41 | 11 |
601 | Look, dad, we can talk about the allowance. | 1.3351 | 0.04127 | 188 | 134 | 45 | 9 |
602 | ''This is bad, this is cherry, cherry bad.'' | 1.3351 | 0.04553 | 188 | 143 | 28 | 17 |
603 | I don't think an apple is cliché. | 1.3351 | 0.04329 | 188 | 137 | 39 | 12 |
604 | Uncle William, I have to pee | 1.3351 | 0.04459 | 188 | 139 | 35 | 14 |
605 | Remember, hitting the stem still counts. | 1.3351 | 0.04196 | 188 | 135 | 43 | 10 |
606 | Your friend George Washington really chopped down an apple tree? | 1.3351 | 0.04826 | 188 | 145 | 23 | 20 |
607 | You do realize that I’m an only child, don’t you? | 1.3333 | 0.04541 | 183 | 136 | 33 | 14 |
608 | I'd like to be emancipated. | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
609 | And the other problem is that I'm not your son. | 1.3333 | 0.04541 | 183 | 136 | 33 | 14 |
610 | Wait! What if we could invent a little doohickey to pit them instead? | 1.3333 | 0.04197 | 183 | 131 | 43 | 9 |
611 | It was an Apple stupid, not a cherry! | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 183 | 139 | 27 | 17 |
612 | Closer.. | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
613 | Say, whatever happened to Billy, Bobby, and Timmy? | 1.3333 | 0.04507 | 183 | 138 | 30 | 15 |
614 | Bad news - your target is tiny. Good news - PM2 levels are super low (look at that mountain in the distance!) so you can see the target! | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 183 | 141 | 23 | 19 |
615 | Hope you do better than you did with Mom. | 1.3333 | 0.04606 | 183 | 137 | 31 | 15 |
616 | So that's what 'Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top' gets me? | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 183 | 139 | 27 | 17 |
617 | I’d like to switch to a grapefruit. | 1.3333 | 0.04474 | 183 | 135 | 35 | 13 |
618 | Would music help? | 1.3333 | 0.04338 | 183 | 133 | 39 | 11 |
619 | Dad! Could we please use an apple instead? Pretty please with a cherry on top! | 1.3333 | 0.04474 | 183 | 135 | 35 | 13 |
620 | Was your ophthalmologist appointment over telehealth or in person? | 1.3333 | 0.04606 | 183 | 137 | 31 | 15 |
621 | Wait....I have homework. | 1.3315 | 0.04639 | 181 | 136 | 30 | 15 |
622 | Geez, if you want it that badly you can have the damn cherry. | 1.3315 | 0.04366 | 181 | 132 | 38 | 11 |
623 | Daddy, can we wait until after the election? | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
624 | Now come 9.9 paces closer. | 1.3315 | 0.03552 | 181 | 134 | 39 | 8 |
625 | My agent said this would be an apple | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
626 | The William Tell Overconfidence | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
627 | I won't tell anyone if you get a little closer—or even a lot closer. | 1.3296 | 0.04250 | 179 | 129 | 41 | 9 |
628 | So you're saying the juice will be pink if it's a girl, and blue if it's a boy? | 1.3296 | 0.04250 | 179 | 129 | 41 | 9 |
629 | Do you get now why I insist that size matters? | 1.3296 | 0.04466 | 179 | 132 | 35 | 12 |
630 | Dad, are you sure QAnon is right about this? | 1.3296 | 0.04672 | 179 | 135 | 29 | 15 |
631 | And I say take the Mulligan. | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
632 | If you hit the cherry, I'm psychologically scarred for life. If you miss, you are. Seriously, what's the point, big man? | 1.3296 | 0.04466 | 179 | 132 | 35 | 12 |
633 | They wanted $3.49 a pound for apples! | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
634 | Are we being too reckless not wearing our masks? | 1.3296 | 0.04250 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
635 | Just remember that you have been putting all that money aside to send me to college. | 1.3296 | 0.04605 | 179 | 134 | 30 | 14 |
636 | You know, Dad, large apples are really trending these days. | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
637 | Nah - we don’t need masks as long as we’re six feet apart. | 1.3296 | 0.04536 | 179 | 133 | 33 | 13 |
638 | Wait! You're not my dad, that's not an apple, your using a crossbow, snowcapped mountains in the Desert, at the end of a Road. This must be 2020. | 1.3278 | 0.04650 | 180 | 136 | 29 | 15 |
639 | But Dad, I already have a splitting headache. | 1.3277 | 0.04425 | 177 | 130 | 36 | 11 |
640 | Dad, can’t we just play catch like the other kids? | 1.3277 | 0.04425 | 177 | 130 | 36 | 11 |
641 | And if the inside is blue, it's a boy! | 1.3277 | 0.04163 | 177 | 134 | 31 | 12 |
642 | It can't hurt anymore than 2020. | 1.3277 | 0.04568 | 177 | 132 | 32 | 13 |
643 | Father, this is the exact reason that people are calling for stricter crossbow control laws. | 1.3277 | 0.04637 | 177 | 133 | 30 | 14 |
644 | Could I get a stand-in? | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
645 | Legend has it that you used an apple. | 1.3257 | 0.03947 | 175 | 125 | 44 | 6 |
646 | Or . . . we don't and say we did and Fraulein bakes Hans a big, big cherry pie. | 1.3257 | 0.04741 | 175 | 133 | 27 | 15 |
647 | Ahh! Dad! Glasses? | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
648 | Yeah, yeah.... it'll disappear, like a miracle, right? | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
649 | What's next, a pomegranate seed? | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
650 | Dad, if it’s about the money, I’m happy to pay for a watermelon. | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
651 | My real dad could do it. | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
652 | Dad. The blindfold is for me, not you. | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
653 | Favorite son, my ass. With Hans you used a pineapple! | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
654 | John wanted to master his ar-cherry skills. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
655 | What do you mean, the store was out of apples? | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
656 | I’m starting to think you never wanted children. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
657 | If you waited until pear season, I could offer you a larger target. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
658 | I urged you not to sell your Apple stock. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
659 | No matter what happens, it has to be better than this haircut. | 1.3237 | 0.04486 | 173 | 128 | 34 | 11 |
660 | Actually, on second thought, that outfit looks fabulous. | 1.3237 | 0.04410 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
661 | Lil Donald tells his dad to ignore the science behind the eye chart | 1.3237 | 0.04705 | 173 | 131 | 28 | 14 |
662 | You realize, Father, if things go badly here, there will be no overture. | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
663 | I fear this is becoming fruitless. | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
664 | I hope your aim is better with that bow than it was with this bowl cut. | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
665 | Dad ...uh... Isn’t this taking your rivalry with Uncle William a bit too far? | 1.3237 | 0.04333 | 173 | 126 | 38 | 9 |
666 | I won't talk about gravity, I swear. | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
667 | Didn't I used to have eight older brothers?" | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
668 | No, I don't like "them apples" | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
669 | William, wasn't it you who shot an apple off my head and wasn't it Washington who did something with a cherry? | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
670 | I think it DOES matter that you are colorblind. | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
671 | Walter left. I'm the stunt son. | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
672 | Remember I'm the only one who knows the number of our Swiss bank account. | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
673 | Apples? Peaches? Pumpkin? AYE! Who said, "Cherry?" Oh, Not I! | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
674 | Wait a minute... Billy’s dad uses an apple! | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
675 | Hey, I've got an idea. How about a watermelon? | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
676 | Just don't mess up my hair. | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
677 | Let’s try this again in grapefruit season. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
678 | I'm leaning towards the absentee option. | 1.3214 | 0.04800 | 168 | 128 | 26 | 14 |
679 | But Newton's son just had to sit under the tree, Dad. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
680 | I guess having the cherry on top isn't so good in this case. | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
681 | A watermelon would be more prudent, but maybe there's a compromise. | 1.3214 | 0.04332 | 168 | 122 | 38 | 8 |
682 | Wait until Child Protective Services hears about this. | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
683 | It’s alright son, I’m using a smaller arrow” | 1.3214 | 0.04249 | 168 | 121 | 40 | 7 |
684 | If you shoot this cherry, what will you put in your Manhattan? | 1.3214 | 0.04249 | 168 | 121 | 40 | 7 |
685 | Aim for the stalk. | 1.3214 | 0.04800 | 168 | 128 | 26 | 14 |
686 | I think it was an apple...not a cherry! | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
687 | Can you wait a minute, I have to pee | 1.3214 | 0.04649 | 168 | 126 | 30 | 12 |
688 | This isn’t what I meant by ‘A cherry on top’. | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
689 | It was a sad irony that the tragedy involved a helmet haircut. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
690 | So, you’re sure it’s safe not to wear a mask? | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
691 | I have some concerns | 1.3195 | 0.04228 | 169 | 122 | 40 | 7 |
692 | If you miss, I'll Tell. | 1.3195 | 0.04471 | 169 | 125 | 34 | 10 |
693 | There must be an easier way to remove the pit. | 1.3193 | 0.04484 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
694 | Do it. In a grayscale universe, color must be destroyed! | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
695 | One-upmanship is highly overrated. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
696 | I knew I’d regret eating that apple. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
697 | What do you mean, "No one's recording this"? | 1.3193 | 0.04761 | 166 | 126 | 27 | 13 |
698 | Does Mom know what we're doing? | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
699 | Size matters. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
700 | And you say Rossini promised an opera if I go through with this?" - Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Md | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
701 | Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
702 | You sure Mom said this was okay? | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
703 | I dont see any best case scenario. | 1.3193 | 0.04402 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
704 | I’d be happy to wait for the apples to ripen. | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
705 | Mom said apples are for pies... cherries are for smart- mouth little boys who challenge their parents. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
706 | Are you sure we should start with a cherry? | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
707 | Papa, cant you just spit the pip out like everybody else? | 1.3193 | 0.04761 | 166 | 126 | 27 | 13 |
708 | But where's my older brother? | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
709 | The stem counts as far as I'm concerned. | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
710 | Listen, I’ve gotten really good at this watching YouTube videos. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
711 | I'm not sure that's six feet. | 1.3193 | 0.04525 | 166 | 123 | 33 | 10 |
712 | It looked bigger in the catalog. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
713 | Sorry but this is the only sport that’s allowed with social distancing | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
714 | When you say you won't miss - do you mean the apple or me? | 1.3174 | 0.04502 | 167 | 124 | 33 | 10 |
715 | I just crapped my lederhosen. | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
716 | The apple was a nice shot, but this would the cherry on top. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
717 | Anything's better than this haircut. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
718 | No, it's an apple. I'm just big for my age. | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
719 | William Tell's encore with a cherry became a never-discussed and shameful family secret. | 1.3171 | 0.04797 | 164 | 125 | 26 | 13 |
720 | How about a smaller arrow too! | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
721 | My vote is we wait until apple season. | 1.3171 | 0.04950 | 164 | 127 | 22 | 15 |
722 | Maybe we should wait until 2021 to try this. | 1.3171 | 0.04216 | 164 | 118 | 40 | 6 |
723 | I don't suppose I could borrow your hat? | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
724 | Papa, why do you have extra arrows? | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
725 | Swiss precision, Papa, please | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
726 | One more, then to your yodeling lesson. | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
727 | Papa, why my name is Beta? | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
728 | Okay, okay, I apologize, Dad--I like my haircut. | 1.3171 | 0.04126 | 164 | 117 | 42 | 5 |
729 | I could’ve sworn he said apple. | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
730 | You always did like my brother best. | 1.3171 | 0.05025 | 164 | 128 | 20 | 16 |
731 | Does this cherry make my head look fat? | 1.3171 | 0.04797 | 164 | 125 | 26 | 13 |
732 | I have to wait until the music starts. | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
733 | I believe in you papa. Macular degeneration is a hoax. | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
734 | Does this apple make my head look big? | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
735 | I won’t tell if you come closer. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
736 | You feel lucky, punk? | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
737 | I’m thinking size really does matter. | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
738 | Wait . . . tell me again what happened to Walter? | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
739 | When I said "pretty please with a cherry on top," this is not exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
740 | Ever since we've been in quarantine, your foreplay keeps getting more and more extreme. | 1.3171 | 0.04797 | 164 | 125 | 26 | 13 |
741 | I know I heard apple not cherry. | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
742 | Maybe we should wait until gourd season. | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
743 | Please. Put your glasses back on. | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
744 | I know the cherry is cuter, but the apple is still the better choice. | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
745 | Don't we have a watermelon? | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
746 | Can we do this one with a plastic cocktail sword? | 1.3171 | 0.04474 | 164 | 121 | 34 | 9 |
747 | Don't you think an apple would make for less of a grand overture? | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
748 | Higher papa, higher! | 1.3171 | 0.04874 | 164 | 126 | 24 | 14 |
749 | Is it too late to ask for whipped cream? | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
750 | Sometimes I wish you could be like all the other Dads. | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
751 | Dad, do you think this is safe? We’re not wearing masks! | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
752 | Are you sure we’re at least 6 feet apart? | 1.3171 | 0.04216 | 164 | 118 | 40 | 6 |
753 | So what happened to your last kid? | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
754 | How about next time I tell the Whole Foods shopper what is and isn’t an acceptable substitution? | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
755 | First it was an apple; now a cherry. What's next, a pomegranate seed? | 1.3148 | 0.04834 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 13 |
756 | You know, Dad, that watermelons are in season. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
757 | C'mon, you can't wait another month for apple season? | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
758 | Apple of your eye my ass! | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
759 | Papa, when I said you couldn't hit the broadside of a big red barn with a gigantic bull's eye painted bright yellow and orange on it and that Johann's papa could hit it with his eyes closed facing backwards, you didn't think I was serious, did you? | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
760 | ...and might I add, Mr. Tell, your leggings are so slimming... | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
761 | Mom uses a brush to part my hair in the middle. | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
762 | Knock it off, Dad! | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
763 | Any chance we might wait for apple season. | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
764 | Downsizing? | 1.3148 | 0.04913 | 162 | 125 | 23 | 14 |
765 | fuck you dad. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
766 | On second thought, what do you say we try it with a watermelon | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
767 | Do we have to cherry pick everything? | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
768 | What about soccer? All the other dads love soccer! | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
769 | Dad, there's easier ways to find out if you're color blind. | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
770 | You know there is going to be an overture about this, Dad! | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
771 | That was the day Tommy's crippling anxiety manifested. | 1.3129 | 0.04729 | 163 | 124 | 27 | 12 |
772 | Look, dad, the apple was OK, but we've got to step up our game for "Switzerland's Got Talent". | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
773 | I dunno Dad. I was thinking maybe a watermelon. | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
774 | So, like, I will be famous, right? | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
775 | Don't you think it's supposed to be an apple NOT a cherry ? | 1.3125 | 0.04450 | 160 | 118 | 34 | 8 |
776 | Young Billy Tell feared his father’s next ambition: the blueberry | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
777 | I don't know, Dad, maybe an APPLE? | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
778 | Remember to hold still. We are going on Instagram live in three, two, one... | 1.3125 | 0.04790 | 160 | 122 | 26 | 12 |
779 | So this is how 2020 ends...figures. | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
780 | Are you quite certain my mom said this was okay? | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
781 | There’s got to be a better way to pit this! | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
782 | Hold that cherry while I shoot your kneecap. | 1.3106 | 0.04845 | 161 | 124 | 24 | 13 |
783 | I bet you could do it blindfolded! | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
784 | You’re lucky elderberries aren’t in season. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
785 | The apple fell a little too far from the tree. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
786 | and it was at this moment Johnny knew he shouldn't have eaten all of the apples | 1.3106 | 0.04764 | 161 | 123 | 26 | 12 |
787 | But I was saving it for my sundae. | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
788 | Just saying, the world may not be ready for a new cherry-pitter. | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
789 | Either way, it’ll be huge on Tik Tok | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
790 | It’s all they had that was organic. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
791 | Yeah, well that's not an actual feather in your cap either. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
792 | Dad, I am really sorry I ate the apple. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
793 | Seriously dad, can't you start with a pumpkin? | 1.3082 | 0.04964 | 159 | 124 | 21 | 14 |
794 | But, but, apple of your eye, now THAT’s got a nice ring on, don’t you agree? More juicy, less fruity, and all that, eh? | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
795 | Come on dad! After this the apple will be a no brainer. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
796 | I don't doubt your skill, it's your skirt that bothers me. | 1.3077 | 0.04692 | 156 | 118 | 28 | 10 |
797 | Mom said she was going to miss me. Will you? | 1.3077 | 0.04779 | 156 | 119 | 26 | 11 |
798 | You know what? Tyranny's alright by me. | 1.3077 | 0.04603 | 156 | 117 | 30 | 9 |
799 | No, I would rather you didnt take a selfie when you shoot the arrow. | 1.3077 | 0.04512 | 156 | 116 | 32 | 8 |
800 | it's called the cherry challenge, my friends who survived said it was easy | 1.3077 | 0.04603 | 156 | 117 | 30 | 9 |
801 | No need to worry about me! Crossbow fatality demographics are still pretty low in younger age groups! | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
802 | There's a big melon crop this year, Dad. | 1.3052 | 0.04353 | 154 | 113 | 35 | 6 |
803 | Whatever you do, Son, don't blush | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
804 | I know there are no more apples, but can we use a pear? | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
805 | But couldn't we just put off auditioning for Britannia's Got Talent until apples are back in season? | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
806 | Pumpkin or Cherry? It was a simple choice that would haunt the Tell family for generations. | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
807 | Between the eyes would be so 2020! | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
808 | Before you shoot that arrow, I think I just discovered gravity. | 1.3052 | 0.04450 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
809 | You christened me Sundae for THIS? | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
810 | Dad, I think a bigger fruit would inspire a better overture | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
811 | A grapefruit? How about a grapefruit Dad? | 1.3052 | 0.04255 | 154 | 112 | 37 | 5 |
812 | For the last time, what happened to my brothers? | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
813 | But you said I was the apple of your eye. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
814 | I left it on teacher's desk. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
815 | Dad, isn't THAT an apple tree? | 1.3052 | 0.04353 | 154 | 113 | 35 | 6 |
816 | But a cherry on top is a good thing. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
817 | I'm not sure about this social distance trust exercise ... | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
818 | How bout a Granny Smiths! | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
819 | I see you still won’t won’t use anything made by Apple. | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
820 | Maybe we could wait for pumpkin season? | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
821 | Just don't tell Mom, OK? | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
822 | Crab apples aren't fair! | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
823 | You know dad, I'd be happy to just go fishing or throwing a ball with you. | 1.3052 | 0.04255 | 154 | 112 | 37 | 5 |
824 | Would it have killed you to plant ONE apple tree? | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
825 | I just want you to know that I think your unpublished poems are really,really great. | 1.3052 | 0.04154 | 154 | 111 | 39 | 4 |
826 | Don't Shoot! I promise I won't Tell | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
827 | Can't we wait till Mother gets home from the market with the melons? | 1.3052 | 0.04154 | 154 | 111 | 39 | 4 |
828 | Why is it, father, that you always have to one-up Mr. Tell? | 1.3052 | 0.04154 | 154 | 111 | 39 | 4 |
829 | Why are you bringing up life insurance? | 1.3052 | 0.04450 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
830 | ‘Could you downplay the danger of this? I don’t want to create a panic.’ | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
831 | I don't mean to underplay this but I thought you were kidding! | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
832 | We’re not gonna tell Mom about this right? | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
833 | Are you sure Mr Tell said to use a cherry? | 1.3052 | 0.04450 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
834 | I meant shoot this with your phone! It's a new TikTok trend. | 1.3020 | 0.04437 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
835 | Just so you know, I called Child Protective Services this morning and they're already on their way. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
836 | I'm starting to doubt your story that my brother ran away from home. | 1.3020 | 0.04828 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
837 | If you miss it, can I eat it? Pleeeeeease! | 1.3020 | 0.04437 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
838 | Now I really have to pee. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
839 | Papa, yesterday was a bigger apple. | 1.3020 | 0.04921 | 149 | 115 | 23 | 11 |
840 | If I miss this shot there's no way they'll write me an overture. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
841 | Try holding still better than your brother did | 1.3020 | 0.04828 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
842 | I actually felt more comfortable with watermelons. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
843 | But Dad, you're a dentist. | 1.3020 | 0.05102 | 149 | 117 | 19 | 13 |
844 | We can skip the social distancing this time, Dad. | 1.3020 | 0.04828 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
845 | I wish you'd reconsider your stance on GMOs | 1.3020 | 0.04437 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
846 | I always wear this one on sundaes. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
847 | Dad I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure he said apple | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
848 | This might be a good time to pray, Tell. | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
849 | Father, since we Tells cannot lie....‘twas I who ate the apple. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
850 | you look worried Sir, let me show you how to do it" ladies first! | 1.3007 | 0.04691 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
851 | You only have a cherry tree? Really? | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
852 | So nobody panics; we’ll both be blindfolded. | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
853 | Wanna trade? | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
854 | I preferred the apple. | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
855 | Oh I am so sorry I ate the last apple. | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
856 | But Dad, isn’t there an easier way to pit the cherries? | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
857 | Dad, I think if you consult Wikipedia it's an APPLE, not a CHERRY! | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
858 | I hope you didn't take that out of your Manhattan. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
859 | It’s bright red. How could you miss it? | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
860 | I'd rather have Mommy do my hair. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
861 | What do you mean I don’t look like the girl from Hunger Games? | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
862 | No, my lasik surgery was postponed. Why do you ask? | 1.2993 | 0.04961 | 147 | 114 | 22 | 11 |
863 | What do you mean we have a small problem? | 1.2993 | 0.04362 | 147 | 108 | 34 | 5 |
864 | Can you tell me the point of this? | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
865 | Bet you can hit the tree | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
866 | William, I gotta tell you you don't get extra points for a cherry. | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
867 | All I’m saying is that there must be an easier way to remove the pit from this cherry. | 1.2993 | 0.04961 | 147 | 114 | 22 | 11 |
868 | Why did my stepmother suggest the cherry? | 1.2993 | 0.04519 | 147 | 112 | 27 | 8 |
869 | Just do it Dad, it’s okay if you miss. I can’t take Zoom school anymore. | 1.2993 | 0.04770 | 147 | 112 | 26 | 9 |
870 | Dad, that rivalry between the Tell brothers must stop here. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
871 | Mr. Tell, why am I taking your son's place? | 1.2986 | 0.04786 | 144 | 112 | 22 | 10 |
872 | It would be apropos of the season if you would replace the apple with a pumpkin. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
873 | Trust me, Dad, we just have to tag it #robinhoodchallenge | 1.2973 | 0.04230 | 148 | 108 | 36 | 4 |
874 | Don't "tell" your mother; she'll cherry pick the facts. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
875 | How about I go first? | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
876 | Perhaps a watermelon would be easier to see from a that distance | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
877 | Stop quivering. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
878 | I don’t know. Does it matter if its organic? | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
879 | I’m praying women will be given more input as to whom they marry in the future. | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
880 | Great parenting, Dad. I’m learning a lot... | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
881 | No, dad, I'm sure mom said apple, not crabapple. | 1.2966 | 0.04906 | 145 | 112 | 23 | 10 |
882 | Don’t worry. If I practice with the cherry, an apple will be easy! | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
883 | There has to be a better way to take out the pit. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
884 | Mr. Tell, could we do this tomorrow? I'm having a bad hair day. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
885 | It's alright Papa. Mother tells you all the time size doesn't matter | 1.2966 | 0.04906 | 145 | 112 | 23 | 10 |
886 | When you've "read and agreed" with the terms and conditions. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
887 | Robin Hood and his cherry men | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
888 | I'm just saying, if you miss you're just a guy who shot his kid in the head instead of the the next William Tell. | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
889 | I predict that, in future centuries, this will be remembered as bad parenting. Worse, they’ll use the word “parenting.” | 1.2958 | 0.04446 | 142 | 105 | 32 | 5 |
890 | Son, there is no mistake that cannot be corrected by a tragic accident. | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
891 | Rossini will be mad if you miss. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
892 | Worst case, I won't have to hear yodeling anymore. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
893 | You're psychotic. You know that, right? | 1.2937 | 0.05236 | 143 | 114 | 16 | 13 |
894 | So, why do they call you William the Lesser? | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
895 | This is no time for social distancing. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
896 | You know what would be really impressive? A pumpkin. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
897 | And did I tell you how lovely your skirt was? | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
898 | Here’s to a Swiss miss. | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
899 | Don't let the scenic backdrop distract you. | 1.2937 | 0.04249 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
900 | I’m just saying, why not start with a pumpkin? | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
901 | Mom made apple strudel yesterday. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
902 | This is going to be legendary. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 6 |
903 | If I miss I'll just blame Obama. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
904 | Just take a little off the top. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
905 | Shirley Tell has been largely forgotten by history, aside from her signature drink | 1.2937 | 0.04794 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
906 | So, I got cherries instead. What's the big deal? And why do I have to wear it on my head?? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
907 | This reminds me of the legend of the woodsman who accidentally shot his son with an arrow and was eaten by a dragon. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
908 | Let me know if my face is getting in your way. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
909 | Wouldn't you rather use this in a Manhattan instead? | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
910 | Will, I think you got this mixed up with the George Washington story. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
911 | Are you sure arrow science is a liberal hoax? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
912 | Is this the biggest apple you could find, dad? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
913 | Sure is a mean looking cherry pitter | 1.2937 | 0.04364 | 143 | 113 | 21 | 9 |
914 | Medieval Knievel | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
915 | This is all I could afford at the farmers market. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
916 | I'm afraid you're distracted by my lederhosen. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
917 | Could we use a pumpkin? | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
918 | History tells us little of William's neighbor Larry's attempt at one-upmanship. | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
919 | What do you mean they were out of apples? | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
920 | Can't we just order that cherry pitter from Amazon? | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
921 | Don't tell mom... especially if I miss! | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
922 | Wait, Trump just appointed me to the Supreme Court. | 1.2937 | 0.05141 | 143 | 113 | 18 | 12 |
923 | September is APPLE season, cherries were in late June ! | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
924 | William, is this an Overture or a Finale? | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
925 | Hans told me that his dad could hit a cranberry. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
926 | Looks like a fuji to me. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
927 | Well maybe if someone watered the plants like I asked, we'd have some wiggle room. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
928 | Because Billy, cherries are 5 cents each while apples are 25 cents. | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
929 | You know, I was thinking, why don’t you practice for another six months? Cherries won’t be in season but ...... hey, we could always use apples. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
930 | Got it Dad, Apple, Banana, Cherry... but I think there are better ways to learn my ABCs | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
931 | Dad either ways I think this will go viral. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
932 | The Legend of William Maraschino. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
933 | History doesn't speak much of William Tells older and less fortunate son" #farsidecomic | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
934 | Papa, does it make my head look big? | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
935 | Aim for the red. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
936 | Remember there will be no overture if you miss. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
937 | If we put on masks, you could get within six feet." | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
938 | Come on! Trevor said HIS dad used a raisin. | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
939 | I encourage you to think bigger. | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
940 | Dad, please tell me you're familiar with the whole Abraham and Isaac story and how that all worked out... | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
941 | I, will tell. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
942 | What do you mean," Hi-Ho, Silver"? | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 112 | 19 | 10 |
943 | A win-win as cherries are delightful and his son was not. | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
944 | Should we be doing this a little closer to the town doctor? | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
945 | Father, don't you think we should quit while we're ahead? | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
946 | Wouldn’t you rather see me tie it into a knot with my tongue? | 1.2908 | 0.05087 | 141 | 111 | 19 | 11 |
947 | Just aim for the head, but slightly higher. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
948 | An Apple dad! The instructions said, ‘an Apple’” | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
949 | None of the apples they had were organic so this was the next closest I could find. | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
950 | The idea that it was an apple is fake news. | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
951 | shit | 1.2908 | 0.04986 | 141 | 110 | 21 | 10 |
952 | Have you ever done this before? | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
953 | You're just doubling-down for your base, aren't you? | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
954 | I need to pee. | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
955 | Given the state of the world, forget the apple and just shoot me in the head. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
956 | We need to increase the danger level for this to go viral. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
957 | Can we play catch instead? | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
958 | This is why it’s important to make a shopping list. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
959 | Quick, dad. If we're late for dinner mom will kill us both. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
960 | At least you'll know your life ended with a cherry on top. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
961 | Are you sure we can't wait for apple season? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
962 | And a cherry on top does not make an overture. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
963 | You know who should be shot? Your hair stylist. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
964 | This modern cherry pitter will change our lives forever! | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
965 | Oh joy! Were they out of raisins Papa? | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
966 | If you miss, it's my turn. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
967 | I’ll just eat this cherry and get out of your way. | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
968 | I have a pit in my stomach | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
969 | Oh just go for it I'll be fine! 2020 can't get any worse. | 1.2899 | 0.05265 | 138 | 110 | 16 | 12 |
970 | So if I miss I'll have to pay off your student loans? | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
971 | When you said "with a cherry on top" , I thought you were taking me to the Dairy Queen! | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
972 | Go for the stem. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
973 | I'm sure you can now appreciate the seasonality of this trick. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
974 | I have some casabas in the cart. Just saying. | 1.2899 | 0.05060 | 138 | 108 | 20 | 10 |
975 | You couldn't find a pumpkin? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
976 | Shouldn't you try with an apple first? | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
977 | Don't quiver! | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
978 | Maraschino masochism. | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
979 | It's a crabapple,Bill. | 1.2899 | 0.05163 | 138 | 109 | 18 | 11 |
980 | Can’t we use a watermelon? | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
981 | I really don't mind waiting until you find your glasses. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
982 | Could we use a melon? | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
983 | You were never my favorite. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
984 | H-honest, daddy. I’ve been practicing. I’m sure I can keep it up there now! C-can we try the watermelon one more time? | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
985 | There must be an easier way to pit cherries. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
986 | You’d better get on with it if we’re going to pit enough to make pie | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
987 | Have you been practicing since the watermelon incident? | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
988 | William, don’t tell. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
989 | I dont think this is what cherry picking means. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
990 | I must warn you, I’m not very accurate. Rest assured though, I’m quite precise. | 1.2899 | 0.05060 | 138 | 108 | 20 | 10 |
991 | Guess I should have said “please with an apple on top.” | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
992 | Quick question, did you remember to take your beta blockers today? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
993 | I'm just warming up for blueberry season. | 1.2899 | 0.05060 | 138 | 108 | 20 | 10 |
994 | Careful smart-ass, or I'll make it a pea. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
995 | William Tell and his less famous son | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
996 | The notice said an apple, not a cherry. And, by the way, what ever happened to my brother Walter? | 1.2889 | 0.04318 | 135 | 98 | 33 | 3 |
997 | First, there's one small thing on my mind | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
998 | If I miss - I'll miss you. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
999 | Hey, I said buy an apple- you’re the one who bought the cherry | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1000 | Daddy, if you claim you nailed it, I won't tell. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1001 | I'd suggest we use a PUMPKIN for this...... | 1.2887 | 0.03683 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1002 | No, seriously, add the whip cream first. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1003 | What we won't do just to get an overture! | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1004 | Couldn’t we go fishing instead? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1005 | Dad, please tell me this isn't some kind of Abraham Isaac thing. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1006 | Either you need to get closer or I'm going to get a bigger apple. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1007 | Ok, Dad. You win. I'll pay for the new lederhosen out of my allowance. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1008 | Why did you tell mom that I am insured now? | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1009 | Can't we just cut the apple with a knife like other families? | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1010 | I hope you're not kidding about the Lasik surgery. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1011 | What do you mean you forgot the apple? | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1012 | Or, Papa, I could just eat the cherry and we can call it good." | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1013 | It’ll only hurt if you miss. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1014 | You’re sure I’ll be in the book of Guinness World Records? | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1015 | Hmmm, so size does matter | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1016 | My dad is a private injury attorney. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1017 | Wouldn't you just love a watermelon now, Pops? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1018 | If you could aim a little lower and put me out of my misery, that'd be great. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1019 | Why couldn't you take up golf like the other dads? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1020 | your profile said you were 5'9" | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1021 | This is not my favorite of your pandemic hobbies. | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1022 | Trust me Dad, props matter...no trick, no treat... | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1023 | Of the three Tell triplets Do, Don't and I Won't, Don't Tell was the bravest among them | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1024 | I wish I wasn't an only child. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1025 | Dad, how about we wait until 2021? | 1.2867 | 0.03859 | 143 | 113 | 20 | 8 |
1026 | Just my luck that our king decided to seize all the apples to "keep the doctor away" during this pandemic. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1027 | Father, could we please use a melon? | 1.2847 | 0.04569 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1028 | Did I tell you how nice that skirt looks on you? | 1.2847 | 0.03800 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
1029 | Hey I don’t want to go down in history as a jeopardy question | 1.2847 | 0.05070 | 137 | 108 | 19 | 10 |
1030 | Papa, have you considered a watermelon or a pumpkin? You still get bragging rights. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1031 | Just a little off the top, please. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1032 | That's the wrong attachment. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1033 | I'm your least favorite child, aren't I? | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1034 | But I told the truth about chopping down the cherry tree. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1035 | Why don't we wait till apple picking season. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1036 | She said she needed the apple for tonight's roast | 1.2847 | 0.04265 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
1037 | I take it back... pretty please with a watermelon on top! | 1.2836 | 0.04925 | 134 | 104 | 22 | 8 |
1038 | Is there no overture I could make such that you would forgo this exercise? | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1039 | Actually, it's an apple. That's global climate change for you. | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1040 | Dad, rather than start with a cherry and work up, why don't we start with a melon and work down? | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
1041 | You'd get just as famous with a watermelon. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1042 | Remember now, just a little off the top. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1043 | I don’t think the type of fruit is really the problem with this plan. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1044 | I cannot tell a lie; I'm scared shitless. | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
1045 | On second thought, I'd rather wait till I'm married. | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
1046 | Father, would not a proportionately smaller arrow be more appropriate? | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1047 | Are you sure you're not thinking about the George Washington story? | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1048 | Pink cherry juice means it's a girl; blue juice means it's a boy. Red juice? That confirms my hypothesis that gender is merely a construct. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1049 | I don’t want to split hairs, especially mine, but the script calls for an apple, not a cherry. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1050 | Proceed with caution. Objects on head are smaller than they appear. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1051 | It's really a question of scale. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1052 | Could you chop down the cherry tree instead? That could get you into the history books, too. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1053 | Not a great time to put the cherry on top | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1054 | An apple? An apple! I'm embarrassed to call you my father. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1055 | Hmmm. Something doesn't seem right here! | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1056 | Still too close Dad. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1057 | Ok, ok, I'm sorry I called you crabby this morning, and yes I see the irony. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1058 | The story will tell better with an apple. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1059 | Too bad for me that the apple harvest sucked this year. | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1060 | William, Tell me what's wrong with this picture. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1061 | Ok #11, stay still this time alright? | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1062 | Billy Tell did not share his father's level of confidence. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1063 | Wait, I'm not the tart you think I am. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1064 | Don’t worry Dad! If you miss, you can just blame it on my underlying conditions... | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1065 | It's normal if you bleed a little | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1066 | Trust me, the size doesn’t matter | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1067 | You know you could’ve chosen any fruit, right? | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1068 | It's 2020 what could possibly go wrong? | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1069 | how is this part of the internship? | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1070 | With how the world is going, I guess I wouldn't mind if you missed | 1.2794 | 0.05080 | 136 | 108 | 18 | 10 |
1071 | No dad, it doesn't just look smaller because I'm further away! | 1.2782 | 0.05158 | 133 | 106 | 17 | 10 |
1072 | Say, isn't that an apple tree over there? | 1.2782 | 0.04316 | 133 | 99 | 31 | 3 |
1073 | There are other ways to go viral Dad | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1074 | Any caffeine this morning? | 1.2769 | 0.04370 | 130 | 97 | 30 | 3 |
1075 | I’m pretty sure the instructions said ‘apple’ and not ‘cherry.” | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
1076 | I wish the technology for pitting cherries would evolve. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1077 | Thanks for not picking the raisin. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1078 | It’s this or on-campus learning. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1079 | I love you Dad, but you don't always have to one up your brother. Let uncle Will have this one, Okay? | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1080 | I'm getting the feeling this is no longer about Swiss independence. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1081 | Are you using the poisonous arrows or the regular ones? | 1.2769 | 0.05239 | 130 | 104 | 16 | 10 |
1082 | Hold still... | 1.2769 | 0.04232 | 130 | 96 | 32 | 2 |
1083 | William would go on to work with apples in a far distant jurisdiction with another child | 1.2769 | 0.05352 | 130 | 105 | 14 | 11 |
1084 | Yes, that cherry DOES make you look fat | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1085 | Don't worry, I'm trained: I attended a stem school. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1086 | Shouldn't we start with a melon? | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1087 | Only the amateurs do this with apples. | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1088 | I misspoke. My favorite is actually watermelon. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1089 | Dad, just because the Tells grow apples and we grow cherries..... | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1090 | Can this wait until apple season? | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1091 | Don't you think you should put your glasses on first? | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1092 | Two words: aim high. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1093 | Shoot the cherry already. You'll never become famous by shooting an apple. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1094 | I need a bigger apple or a smaller head. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1095 | I don’t like this cartoon | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1096 | Hey, Pops, with Mt. Fuji behind us and me standing under this cherry, do you think we just might be in the wrong time and place? | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1097 | Look, if you don't want me around I can go live with Grandma. | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1098 | Maybe it's time to get those glasses. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1099 | I’m not saying a maraschino cherry isn’t a good idea, I’m just saying maybe it isn’t the best idea. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1100 | Are you sure this is the only way to get the pit out? | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1101 | I'm thinking that maybe I should go first. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1102 | Mount Fuji is beautiful, but I sure wish they had apple trees here... | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1103 | They are delicious, but I really prefer watermelons. | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1104 | Let’s wait till the pumpkin season. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1105 | I think I hear the Lone Ranger coming! | 1.2756 | 0.04497 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1106 | You should smile more. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1107 | Have you heard that pumpkins are the new apples? | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1108 | Come on father, lets show that Tell family! | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1109 | Alternatively, I could mix you up a nice Old Fashioned. | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1110 | Pretty please, can it be an apple on top instead? | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1111 | I'm not sure that the cherry on top is meant literally. Please go back to the apple...... | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1112 | Either way, it’s YouTube gold. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1113 | Father, I do not appreciate your overture. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1114 | I really fucking hate the patriarchy. | 1.2756 | 0.05324 | 127 | 102 | 15 | 10 |
1115 | Sorry boy, this is still safer than going to a public restaurant | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1116 | Yes. Don't worry. It's six feet. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1117 | When did you say mom was coming back from the market with the apples? | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1118 | Have you seen the price of Honeycrisps lately? | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1119 | Either way, it will make a great college essay. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1120 | Shouldn't I go first? | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1121 | Aim for the stem, not the pit. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1122 | Why can’t you pit cherries like a normal dad? | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1123 | Dad I know you're a good shot but I'm sure he said you can use an apple | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1124 | I think we should've gone apple picking instead. | 1.2756 | 0.04283 | 127 | 94 | 31 | 2 |
1125 | It makes my head look too big. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1126 | I shouldn't have asked Mom to bake that apple pie. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1127 | I cannot tell a lie; I’m nervous. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1128 | Sir Isaac Newton discovers gravity just in the nick of time | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1129 | This bonding time is really missing the mark for me | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1130 | Now put your mask on, better safe than sorry | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1131 | William Tell: Folklore of the Male Ego. | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1132 | I saw this on a Youtube tutorial video. Hold still. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1133 | Just aim for the one thing that isn't gray. | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1134 | Hey Pa, are you sure this is an apple? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1135 | This whole idea seems da-da-dumb da-da-dumb da-da-dumb-dumb-dumb | 1.2748 | 0.05203 | 131 | 105 | 16 | 10 |
1136 | Tell me I’m your little sundae | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1137 | They don't say, "Pretty please with an apple on top!" | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1138 | I say it's a cherry and I say the hell with this. | 1.2734 | 0.05169 | 128 | 102 | 17 | 9 |
1139 | How will this internship experience benefit my future job prospects?" | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1140 | Wait! Does my grotesquely disproportional head make this apple look too small? | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1141 | Just wait 'till they write an overture about this! | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1142 | Tell already did the apple.....you gotta step it up if you want to go viral! | 1.2720 | 0.05252 | 125 | 100 | 16 | 9 |
1143 | Why do you always have to try to upstage Mr. Tell? | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1144 | Can't we just do trust falls instead. | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
1145 | It doesn't hurt to get some new headshots. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1146 | I'd feel a lot better if you had a watermelon. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1147 | Dad, how about you practice law instead? | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1148 | I'm sorry we ran out of pumpkins. | 1.2720 | 0.04154 | 125 | 92 | 32 | 1 |
1149 | As a hat, it’s a fashion risk. | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1150 | You couldn't find a Macintosh? | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1151 | Trust me, if you learn on the cherry the apple will be a breeze. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1152 | We'll be more famous if it's an apple, Dad. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1153 | You'd better do it NOW, because someday it will have sexual connotations | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1154 | This is not how he pictured his son losing his cherry | 1.2720 | 0.05252 | 125 | 100 | 16 | 9 |
1155 | Watermelons are also in season. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1156 | Nah, let's go with the watermelon. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1157 | You’re not six feet away. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1158 | I’m going to run on the count of 2 per my 2020 instincts. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
1159 | The time had come for Will to tell his daughter the truth - she really did have an awkwardly large head. | 1.2720 | 0.04803 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1160 | It's okay, I saw a guy do it on Youtube. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1161 | Don’t worry, we’ll have a vaccine by November. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1162 | Sorry, kid. Pineapples are out of season. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1163 | Remember, when they go low we go high! . | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1164 | Whitout glasses dad?! | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1165 | Before the other archers arrive, I think you should reconsider your hat. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | Dad, your history with Microsoft shouldn't affect this...we agreed on an apple! | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1167 | How about I just tie the cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. That's a pretty cool talent ... and no one dies if I fail! | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1168 | Wait — brilliant idea — you shoot an apple and then we eat it. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1169 | Alright, I ate the apple. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1170 | Wait. Let me go get the pumpkin. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1171 | Not since your late mother have I seen such bravery.” | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1172 | What do you mean there weren't any apples at the market? | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1173 | Do you want William Tell to win the talent competition?! | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1174 | Shouldn’t we start with something bigger? Like a melon? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1175 | Don't worry! The chances of you dying from arrow are lower than from not wearing a mask. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1176 | May your aim be as high as my expectations. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1177 | Who’s the fucking nihilist here? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1178 | Why are you pointing at my crotch? | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1179 | Let's not, and say we did." | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1180 | How about we start with a watermelon instead? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1181 | Can’t we just make a Shirley Temple? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1182 | Why don’t we start with the apple? | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1183 | Maybe a watermelon? | 1.2683 | 0.04700 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1184 | Maybe he should just let her have the whole cherry, thought Solomon. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1185 | I'd prefer a pumpkin, but maybe we can compromise. | 1.2683 | 0.04331 | 123 | 92 | 29 | 2 |
1186 | As you always say, Dad, 'Aim high.' | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1187 | I'm just say'in, it's a little melodramatic for eating all your Cherry Garcia! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1188 | Oh, c'mon, my mom said we can play as long as we stay 6 feet apart! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1189 | If your mother asks, it was an apple. | 1.2683 | 0.04331 | 123 | 92 | 29 | 2 |
1190 | Wish I had gone to the Farmer's Market earlier. | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1191 | Or you could just buy a cherry pitter from Williams Sonoma. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1192 | Wouldn't this work better with a pumpkin? | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1193 | Yes, using the cherry certainly puts a new spin on things, but I do fear we might regret not sticking with the apple. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1194 | Let's try a watermelon first and then work our way down? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1195 | Or maybe I’m supposed to chop down a tree. It’s always confused me. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1196 | Are you sure you wouldn't rather see me tie the stem in a knot with my tongue? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1197 | But no one does the Apple Challenge anymore. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1198 | You forgot the whipped cream. | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1199 | What, no blindfold? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1200 | Dad, you're micromanaging again. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1201 | Are you sure this is how cocktail garnishes are made? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1202 | Check your Apple watch, Dad. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1203 | Shooting an apple off a friend or family member's head is a pandemic-friendly activity everyone can enjoy. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1204 | Dad, as you've always told, "aim high". | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1205 | Aim high, and I won't ever Tell! | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1206 | You didn't forget your glasses again, Dad--did you? Did you? | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1207 | Third time’s a charm? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1208 | In 2019 we would have done this indoors. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1209 | Putting aside what sits upon my head for a moment, Mr.Tell, have you ever been told you’re a dead ringer for Sebastian Cabot? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1210 | I think I've changed my mind! | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1211 | If your mother asks, they were out of apples. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1212 | Chill out, Dad. You'll still be a legend if we use an apple. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1213 | Come on Dad. What’s the hurry? Let’s wait for the apple harvest. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1214 | Dad, does that have the little suction cup at the end? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1215 | The rarely-told legend of cousin Barney Tell’s disasterous attempt to shoot a cherry off his son’s head. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1216 | Dad, did you just say that course you took in archery was virtual? | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1217 | Dad, can we use a watermelon instead? | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1218 | Thank goodness cranberries aren't in season. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1219 | Shoot for the moon. You may still miss, but at least I’ll live to see the stars. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1220 | If we have a choice, I suddenly have a yen for pineapple. | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1221 | I thought you said I was the apple of your eye, not the apple or the eye. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1222 | Don’t worry, Dad, I won’t tell Mom if you miss. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1223 | You could at least wear a mask! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1224 | Brian Tell tries to one-up his brother | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1225 | Son, let this be a lesson on why popping a cherry should be preceded by years of practice . | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1226 | Weren’t we going to do the “ice bucket challenge” this year? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1227 | I DON'T wish I were taller. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1228 | I’m sorry but I’ve already disassociated | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1229 | ‘Are you sure YouTube videos are enough to learn how to do this?’ | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1230 | Of course your mum said it was fine, don't worry! | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1231 | The rich are pitting us against each other. | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1232 | Let’s see William Tell hit THIS! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1233 | Dad, am I still the apple of your eye? | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1234 | I saw someone do this on TikTok. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1235 | There are so many things that are wrong about this | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1236 | Honestly, this is safer than me being in gym class... | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1237 | Nice feather. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1238 | It can't get any worse, right? #2020 | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1239 | I picked a crabapple to match your mood. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1240 | Bear in mind, you’re already starting with one downvote. | 1.2645 | 0.04586 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1241 | You seem disappointed that I survived the apple incident. | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1242 | It's just that the other home-schooled kids get apples. | 1.2645 | 0.04586 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1243 | I was hoping for a variety other than "crab." | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1244 | An apple? Think different. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1245 | The apples were sold out, huh? | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1246 | My mom was right. You are the weird uncle. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1247 | Maybe we should quit while we're a head. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1248 | Okay Eric, don't look at your dead brother Donald Jr. I can do this, I'm the greatest crossbowman in history. Just ask Rush Limbaugh. Ivanka is next. Then Jared. So just to believe in the power of QAnon and don't move. Remember, science lies. | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1249 | I'm getting mixed fairytale messages. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1250 | Daddy some things do NOT appear larger than they really are ... | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1251 | You have to stop drinking and gambling. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1252 | I know it's cherry season, but can we please use another fruit? | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1253 | Hey, Dad, wouldn't using a much smaller arrow or dart--like a really tiny dart--be more impressive proof of your marksmanship? | 1.2645 | 0.05218 | 121 | 97 | 16 | 8 |
1254 | Go back and negotiate a watermelon option. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1255 | I told you we didn't need that cherry pitter. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1256 | I KNOW THEY'RE IN SEASON, BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1257 | Dad we are in the digital age can we do this by virtual reality | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1258 | Son, are you absolutely certain you read the directions, and this is the assignment your Science teacher posted for today? | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1259 | They say third time’s a charm! | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1260 | No no, I'm sure it's a cherry that keeps the doctor away. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1261 | Let’s not tell mom about this one | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1262 | Dont worry the common flu kills way more people every year than arrow | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1263 | Just shoot me, honestly. I'm sick of all this crap. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1264 | Can I make an overture for a bigger apple? | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1265 | This may or may not improve your haircut. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1266 | What do you think is the most inappropriate part of this, Dad? | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1267 | Whoa, wait Billy Boy, this was from your NINTH Manhattan? | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1268 | It's not a target, I just like wearing it. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1269 | So if you miss, I get to keep the arrow? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1270 | This was the moment the fabled Swiss folk hero realized he was colorblind. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1271 | OK, already.....I chopped down the cherry tree. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1272 | I think we have our metaphors mixed. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1273 | Does Mom know you're doing this? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1274 | I don't want an elitist expert who knows how to shoot | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1275 | Don’t worry, I just watched a pretty good tutorial on YouTube. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1276 | Think different. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1277 | It is a little known fact that prior to using an apple and his son, William Tell attempted to shoot a cherry off his daughter's head. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1278 | You just had to eat the apple, didn't you? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1279 | I am NOT allergic to apples. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1280 | Apples are sooo last century. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1281 | I shouldn't have given that apple to the teacher. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1282 | I confess. I chopped down the cherry tree. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1283 | Think of it as less of a target, more of a garnish. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1284 | Apples are SO last season. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1285 | You had to choose an organic apple? | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1286 | Why don't you have any kids again? | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
1287 | I bet mom’s divorce lawyer might like to hear about this. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1288 | It's ok, the bangs cover last weeks marks. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1289 | Either way, this clip will go viral | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1290 | What if we warmed up with a watermelon? | 1.2627 | 0.04243 | 118 | 88 | 29 | 1 |
1291 | All I'm saying is: Mom wouldn't miss. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1292 | I cannot tell a lie father... I ate the apple. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1293 | Until you get the Lasik procedure, I’d prefer the watermelon | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1294 | Dad, you’re going to need a bigger apple. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1295 | Quit whining. Crabapples count as apples.” | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1296 | Listen, it’s the theme from “the Lone Ranger” | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1297 | Apples were bigger in those days. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1298 | You do realize you missed, when I had a cantaloupe on my head. | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1299 | What’s with the crab apple, Dad? | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1300 | And that’s why they call it a “son day”. | 1.2627 | 0.05440 | 118 | 96 | 13 | 9 |
1301 | We’ve been in quarantine too long. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1302 | William Tell Jr. ill-advisedly tried to one-up his father's famous stunt. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1303 | Promise you will stop once you get 10,000 views? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1304 | Apple wouldn't let us use their logo. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1305 | I say let's wait until they develop guided imagery. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1306 | Since when was "an apple" subject to interpretation? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1307 | Any chance I can convince you to coin the celebratory phrase "How do you like them apples" instead | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1308 | How about a watermelon? Regular melon? Grapefruit? An apple? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1309 | You agreed to this. I said pretty please with a cherry on top.” | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1310 | How come with my brother you used an apple? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1311 | What if I'm not exactly your son? You should talk to Mom. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1312 | Then, according to legend, William Tell shot Shirley in the Temple | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1313 | Father, might I suggest a watermelon? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1314 | Have you read about Abraham? | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1315 | Why can't you take up falconry instead, like Rudi's father? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1316 | Johnny Appleseed's evil cousin, Jimmy Cherrypit. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1317 | Still now. I’ve already run out of apples; don’t make me run out of children.” | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1318 | How is this supposed to help the poor, again? | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1319 | There's a big juicy Delicious right on the ground right in back of you, Daddy... | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1320 | Apple, cherries, it doesn't matter. We needn't split hairs. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1321 | I hope I'm getting paid extra for this. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1322 | We don't have to do this every time a piece of fruit falls off a tree and lands on my head. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1323 | Why is it that you are always trying to one up your twin brother Will? | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1324 | If you miss I’ll never trust you again. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1325 | 'Wait! Wait! Wait! That's a crab apple, you idiot!' | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1326 | Walter Tell’s dad has apples. Just sayin... | 1.2627 | 0.04243 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1327 | Right now having major regrets not getting that watermelon hat...... | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1328 | Show off all you like, it won't change the fact that I wear the pants in this family. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1329 | My turn next. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1330 | Third child's a charm? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1331 | I was thinking more like a pumpkin, so let’s split the difference and go with an apple. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1332 | The margin of error was very small; however, if he missed he’d still be nearly perfect. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1333 | Dad! It's a CRABapple! | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | What do you mean, "I left my glasses at home?" | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1335 | I never thought this would be the way I’d lose my cherry | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1336 | Once you master this, dad, an apple will be so easy! | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1337 | Don’t worry. We’re six feet apart. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1338 | Come on Bill... only gender fluid men in tights shoot apples | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1339 | Try to miss me, pretty please with a cherry on top. | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
1340 | William Tell's first failed experiment. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1341 | On a scale of one to two, how confident are you feeling? | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1342 | Can we get ice cream after this? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1343 | I'd prefer a larger apple, but what the hell... | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1344 | Just because it's red with a stem dose not make it an apple | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1345 | Sorry kid, we got more children than apples this year. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1346 | You're SURE they were all out of pumpkins? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1347 | Uh, let's do an apple instead of the cherry. | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
1348 | I always knew my brother was your favorite. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1349 | On second thought, that might work better on top of a sundae. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1350 | Dad, I hope you didn’t have that second mead | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1351 | Are you sure you read the script? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1352 | My brother's been at grandma's for a long time. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1353 | The online grocery thing still isn't 100%, huh, Pop? | 1.2627 | 0.05440 | 118 | 96 | 13 | 9 |
1354 | Relax, at least the pit isn't in your stomach. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1355 | Mom was asking about the child support, but something tells me now is not a good time. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1356 | Why you lookin’ at me like that, Dad? | 1.2627 | 0.04410 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
1357 | I’d have preferred to do this over Zoom | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1358 | Trust me!! | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
1359 | It's regular-sized. I just have an enormous head. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1360 | O.K., so now I understand why it's an apple a day that keeps the doctor away. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1361 | Okay, not a watermelon. How about an apple? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1362 | If you miss can I have a go? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1363 | Maybe we should try a cherry pitter instead. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1364 | When I asked, 'Pretty, please, with a cherry on top,' this is not what I had in mind | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1365 | I can’t do it, son! I need that cherry for my cocktail. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1366 | You’ll finally take me off your email list after this, right? | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1367 | Now, if we’re lucky I’ll miss just enough to cut off those bangs. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1368 | Dad I get the point, make practice harder so the real exam is easy... But don't you think you are taking it a bit far? | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1369 | Apple season not being for a few months, William Tell went for cherries, instead. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1370 | Ok, now close your eyes, count to ten, and then shoot. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1371 | Make it look like an accident. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1372 | Oh darn the cows Papi, I yust remember I'm late for zoom yodel lesson. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1373 | Could we start with apples or maybe pumpkins first? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1374 | If you said I look 'appealing', we use an apple. 'Chubby' gets a cherry | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1375 | The winning caption for contest #721 was entered hundreds of times. And it wasn't funny a single time. Step it up New Yorker. | 1.2602 | 0.05270 | 123 | 100 | 14 | 9 |
1376 | Look, it’s not my fault you’re allergic to apples... | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1377 | ...I'd have to ask myself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well...do ya punk? | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1378 | I'm sorry I said 'Apples are for wimps' | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1379 | This is the stuff of legend! | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1380 | Dad! This is why everyone calls you a one-upper. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1381 | Billy, do you think, perhaps, we might wait until apples are in season? | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1382 | Thank goodness I'm wearing lederhosen! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1383 | Do you feel lucky? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1384 | We can always reschedule for another day. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1385 | Just think of how many likes this will get. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1386 | I don't think I'm old enough for this. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1387 | You're going to have to do more with less." | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1388 | Should we have graduated to the cherry from the apple without a little more practice? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1389 | You had to brag about your marksmanship, didn't you? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1390 | Let's take turns; I'll go first. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1391 | Where`s your glasses? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1392 | I wish The Lone Ranger would hurry up and get here. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1393 | If you miss, Daddy, I won’t Tell. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1394 | Pretty pretty please? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1395 | You promised whipped cream. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1396 | Dad, you could prove your point using an apple couldn’t you? | 1.2602 | 0.04807 | 123 | 99 | 17 | 7 |
1397 | You look silly in that skirt. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1398 | What happened when you did this with my brother? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1399 | I thought you said an apple. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1400 | Does it feel like a life or death situation now? | 1.2602 | 0.03887 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1401 | Two out of three? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1402 | Wouldn’t a large pumpkin be more festive? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1403 | Okay, okay! I chopped down the cherry tree. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1404 | No, I have not gotten bigger. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1405 | Either way, you'll be famous. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1406 | If you miss, I'm telling mom. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1407 | I’m sorry I ate the apple! I’m sorry I ate the apple! Can we play a different game? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1408 | Let’s call it a day and quit while we’re ahead. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1409 | I hope you made sure this was a non GMO, gluten free, organic, free range cherry. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1410 | Wait... I think I left the iron on. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1411 | Don't be afraid son, everything is going well in 2020, I got this | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1412 | Of all the days to forget my glasses... | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1413 | If you wouldn’t mind, could you aim for the stem? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1414 | Thine YeTube followers shallst loveth this! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1415 | Storyboard sample of Spielberg’s “Wilhelm’s List” | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1416 | This is going to be like totally legendary. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1417 | Vanity be damned! You need to wear your glasses! | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1418 | I am starting to regret eating those apples. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1419 | "I'll tell you who cut down that cherry tree after I get immunity and a book deal. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1420 | Can you just have my cherry the old fashioned way? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1421 | Could stand a bit closer? | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1422 | I am beginning I wish I had cut down an apple tree instead. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1423 | Think about it Dad.... ginger ale, grenadine and a maraschino cherry ....it will be legendary. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1424 | Well, ok, if not a watermelon, how about a pineapple? Or a grapefruit at least? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1425 | Are you sure being TikTok famous is this important to you? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1426 | This has got to get us more likes on TikTok than William Tell." | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1427 | Okay, okay ... you can be the Lone Ranger and I'll be Tonto. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1428 | A little off the top, Please. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1429 | You should get your spectacles.' | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1430 | I liked the watermelon idea better. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1431 | Okay, so you thought a giant pumpkin would be too big. Maybe we could compromise? | 1.2564 | 0.04647 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1432 | Oh dear. I can see now that eating all those apples was a bad idea. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1433 | You need a smaller arrow. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1434 | I just think a watermelon is more memorable. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1435 | ...and Bobby can have my ice skates, and Sissy can have back the sweater she knitted for me, and don't forget to feed my dog, and... | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
1436 | Methinks twas an apple, Da. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1437 | Mr. Tell, are you sure you don’t want to use an apple? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1438 | I just want a little off the top. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1439 | It's OK, Dad, most of the kids I saw on Instagram survived this challenge. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1440 | You do realize I’m your sole heir to the crown? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1441 | I said watermelon, you said cherry. How about we compromise on an apple? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1442 | It's supposed to be an apple Rob. Cherries were George Washington. Duh. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1443 | If we do this right, Rossini may write an overture about it, and the Lone Ranger might use it for his theme song | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1444 | What form did I sign? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1445 | Wait dad, you've got your folklore confused! George Washington was the cherry guy. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1446 | Why can't I just grab a cutting board like Mom does? | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1447 | Was the apple orchard out of stock? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1448 | Let me wear my mask at least! | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
1449 | Cherry picking in the year 2020. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
1450 | Now don’t tell your mother about this... | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1451 | Heads you lose. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1452 | Either way the Maraschino name will go down in history. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1453 | Hmm, I am beginning to see why they used an apple in the original. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1454 | Just don’t mess up my hair. I just got it done. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1455 | Mess this up and we're calling you Swiss Miss | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1456 | ‘’It appears you’re first in line for the first socially distant vaccination.....’’ | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1457 | Hold on! Time for a selfie. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1458 | The apples weren't ripe yet. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1459 | I'm starting to regret not getting the watermelon | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1460 | I forgot my glasses, but it's fine. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1461 | Let's see how good that laser eye surgery worked for you. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1462 | Could we play Monopoly instead Dad? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1463 | Cherry? Looked like an apple to me. My vision is remarkable. Perfect even. The best on planet Earth. I have genius eyes. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1464 | Did you ask Gessler about using a suction cup arrow? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1465 | Why do boys always get bigger apples? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1466 | ‘Obama Holdover’ Immigration Judges Question Constitutionality of Trump Admin’s Most Recent Test forTemporary Child Asylum Protection | 1.2523 | 0.05272 | 111 | 92 | 11 | 8 |
1467 | Not to worry; I've learned a lot from my mistakes. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1468 | This is the pits. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1469 | You proved you could do it, Dad. We don't need to go for two out of three. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1470 | What's next, a raisin? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1471 | Wait! I haven’t had my tetanus shot! | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1472 | Can I borrow your hat? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1473 | Now he is just getting cocky. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1474 | Your rivalry with William Tell is getting out of hand. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1475 | Just think of it as a crabapple | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1476 | Daddy, please put on your glasses! | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1477 | Pop, can’t we just come back during apple season? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1478 | William Tell never really much liked his son. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1479 | You had to get hungry on the way here | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1480 | There are easier ways of removing the pit.” | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1481 | I got the apple, didn't I? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1482 | I feel special enough so let's use an apple. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1483 | Fifty bucks if you hit the stem | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1484 | They were out of apples, but at least I didn't go with a blueberry. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1485 | The overture was cool and everything, dad, but let's not push it. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1486 | Apples should be on sale next week. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1487 | But... cherry season's over... | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1488 | I'd prefer if you under promised and over delivered | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1489 | I think we should wait till it’s apple season again. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1490 | Mom needed the apple for a pie. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1491 | I'm your son Dad, not a sun Dae. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1492 | I know, let's use a beach ball instead! | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1493 | Why is it you always have to get one up on Uncle Will? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1494 | This is a pathetic attempt to outdo Uncle William | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1495 | Why did you have to plant a stupid cherry tree? Why couldn’t you have planted an apple tree like Joey Tell’s dad? | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1496 | Don't do it dad. Pretty please with a ... oh. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1497 | Can we wait until pumpkins are in season? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1498 | Did I mention that I made a call to the Office of Children and Family Services? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1499 | Maybe I should go get an apple. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1500 | No. Four out of five is not good! | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1501 | Did my parents say this was okay? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1502 | I was thinking more of a Carmen Miranda scenario. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1503 | Abraham and Isaac visit Switzerland | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1504 | Dad! I'd bet my life, he said "apple" | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1505 | Before you shoot, father, please remember this is still 2020. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1506 | Do you want to be a Tiktok dad or not? | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1507 | After this, we're going to use a garbanzo bean! | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1508 | If you are going to miss, aim high. | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1509 | Are you sure Billy's dad did it from fifty feet and not fifteen? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1510 | If this works we can try a raisin next. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1511 | Did we have to make so-o-o much applesauce? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1512 | Let’s use a pumpkin. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1513 | Tell me why Jr. got the last apple? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1514 | Not that I don't trust you William, but maybe we should start with a larger fruit? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1515 | You know Dearest all-knowing Father, perhaps the generally applied wisdom of 'starting off small' may not suit all new endeavors equally | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1516 | Even if you don’t go through with it, you’re still legendary in my books, Dad. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1517 | No offense: I'm just sayin' ...there's an apple in my lunch. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1518 | Hold it Dad, Mom's bringing a cantaloupe. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1519 | Dad, the side-eye is making me nervous. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1520 | Let’s hold off until watermelon season. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1521 | You couldn't wait for dinner. You had to eat the apple. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1522 | The shoes, haircut and lederhosen--Dad, please aim for my heart. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1523 | Remind me, which one of us has our eyes closed? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1524 | ‘What if we are accused of cherry picking?’ | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1525 | Since you’re being homeschooled now let’s begin your first lesson. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1526 | ok, but if you miss you're giving me back my skirt. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1527 | Let’s hope this try goes better than your sister’s. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1528 | We should probably be wearing masks. | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1529 | Another well-planned gender reveal stunt! | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1530 | Yah I swear- it’s a way cooler trick. I’ll tie it with my tongue. I’ll show you, just put down the bow & arrow. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1531 | If you want to make it to the America's Got Talent finals, we have to bring the danger, Dad. | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1532 | Are you sure this is how to pop my cherry? | 1.2523 | 0.05647 | 111 | 92 | 10 | 9 |
1533 | Let this be a lesson to you son. Do something amazing and your followers will always expect you to outdo yourself. Now hold still. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1534 | Please cancel my Apple subscriptions | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1535 | This isn't big enough for Switzerland's Got Talent, William. | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
1536 | Cherry pitter prototype, version 1.0 | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1537 | Can we switch places? | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1538 | Dad, I'm pretty convinced you proved your manhood with the apple... | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1539 | Couldn’t we just go for ice cream? | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1540 | Because you ate all of the apples. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1541 | Crossbow Calvin never got to be as famous as William Tell, and don't even ask about Shotgun Sheldon. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1542 | And now for the cherry on top... | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1543 | Budget cutback. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1544 | Hurry up. This cherry ain't gonna peel itself. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1545 | When did you last get your eyes tested? | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1546 | May I please change my lederhosen first? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1547 | Maybe I should have brought my glasses. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1548 | Sigh...I would’ve let you step closer for better aim, but we don’t have our masks on | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1549 | Should you put your glasses on? | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1550 | My head is not big. | 1.2477 | 0.04817 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1551 | Honestly, Daddy, I didn't eat your apple! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1552 | Excuse me sir, but don't you usually wear glasses? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1553 | You better be right this time that size doesn't matter. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1554 | But I'm allergic to cherries. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1555 | The red thing. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1556 | So now this is dangerous? | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1557 | My aim is great, My eye site not so Great | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1558 | If you're as good as they say you are, let's see you shoot this cherry off my head, Mr. Tell. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1559 | They told me it would be an apple | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1560 | Why don't we try a watermelon instead? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1561 | A Bing cherry? That guy in Switzerland used an apple! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1562 | You know not where? | 1.2477 | 0.04354 | 109 | 83 | 25 | 1 |
1563 | So, if I hold still, I get the REST of the sundae? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1564 | Big spender couldn't go for a watermelon? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1565 | It’s a metaphor, right? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1566 | Okay, Yeah, I cut down the cherry tree. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1567 | You didn’t tell me what happens to the boy with the apple. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1568 | I’m not trying to tell you what to do, but a bigger apple might make it easier- just saying. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1569 | OK, I will apologize for eating that apple. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1570 | I'm telling Mom! | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1571 | I’m going to need a urine sample. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1572 | You might want to turn around. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1573 | Crabapples are apples, but not easy targets. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1574 | Wait! You’re not THAT good—look for an apple. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1575 | Wrong mountain, we need to change the locale | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1576 | But why did you have to cherry pick me? | 1.2477 | 0.05995 | 109 | 93 | 5 | 11 |
1577 | We’ve got to get the pit out...it’s a choking hazard. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1578 | You always want to outdo Grandpa Will! | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1579 | So we swap turns until one of us hits the cherry, right? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1580 | Now I'll have an excuse to be mortally afraid of fruit!" | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1581 | Instead might I suggest my younger sister one tree over with a melon on her head. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1582 | Have you considred a Granny Smith? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1583 | Could you come closer? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1584 | I know what you're thinking, Dad, but the Lederhosen are stain resistant. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1585 | Are you sure this will get me to college? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1586 | How about we use a watermelon instead? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1587 | If I live to lose this bet again remind me to pick a pumpkin. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1588 | I hope one day to make this shot | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1589 | I don't believe you. Yesterday they had PLENTY of pineapples. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1590 | I'm sick of Tommy Tell always bragging about HIS dad! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1591 | Can we please buy the big GMO cherries next time? | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1592 | I'm the first? Wow! So exciting. I can't wait to tell my friends. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1593 | Are you sure he meant me when he said, "and a cherry on top"? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1594 | Don't worry. We're just practicing. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1595 | It's an apple. My head's just swollen. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1596 | How many will we need for the pie? | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1597 | Wait! Before you shoot, do the Overture! | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | Wait! I can’t do this until the Overture starts! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | You said an apple, Dad, not a cherry. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1600 | At six feet apart, surely you can pop the cherry. | 1.2477 | 0.05554 | 109 | 90 | 11 | 8 |
1601 | Are you sure there isn't an easier way to pit these cherries? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1602 | I know cherries are in season, but still... | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1603 | OK, what about a watermelon? | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1604 | Okay, so let’s say you can do it with a cherry too. But what next? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1605 | Just do ,Tell | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1606 | Just aim for the red dot.... | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1607 | Let's use the larger apple or the smaller arrow | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1608 | Don't worry. There are 29 more dolls nesting in me. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1609 | Sorry, Dad, I ate the apple. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1610 | And where did you say Mommy is? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1611 | Should I trust an archer who can’t see the difference between an apple and a cherry? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1612 | We can either do this or you can go to school without a mask. Either way there’s a big change you won’t make it alive | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1613 | And so “Ready, Aim, “ were the last words Billy heard. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1614 | Well, this is better than going back to quarantine anyway... | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1615 | Don’t get your hopes up | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1616 | The world is falling apart. Will you shoot me in the head, pretty please with a cherry on top? | 1.2477 | 0.05705 | 109 | 91 | 9 | 9 |
1617 | What's your plan B? | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1618 | You do realize William Tell practiced first with watermelons on a scarecrow. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1619 | I'm sure America's Got Talent would be just as impressed if we used an apple, Dad | 1.2455 | 0.04020 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
1620 | There's a law of diminishing returns I'm concerned about, Papa | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1621 | Let me make you an Manhattan instead. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1622 | I’m afraid the pit might chip the arrow. A watermelon would be much better for arrow maintenance. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1623 | It's fall. Can't we use a pumpkin? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1624 | Always gotta outdo the other guy, right Pop? | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1625 | Is that the biggest apple you could find? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1626 | Aim high | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1627 | Let’s see, Heidi, if my cataract surgery improved my aim! | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1628 | Couldn't you use a bigger apple? | 1.2455 | 0.05115 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1629 | We basically want the same thing. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1630 | So it’s a crabAPPLE, little miss nitpicker | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1631 | Let's trade places. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1632 | You say mare-uh-skee-no; I say mare-uh-shee-no. Let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1633 | Dad, you don't need to practice anymore. They've already named the Overture for you. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1634 | You know, dad, in a few hundred years this will be considered child abuse. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1635 | I think we passed a pumpkin patch on the way here......Dad? | 1.2455 | 0.04320 | 110 | 84 | 25 | 1 |
1636 | Wait... what? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1637 | Sundae Bloody Sundae: 1st Attempt. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1638 | Perhaps we start off with a watermelon? | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1639 | Don't make me the apple of your eye. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1640 | Okay, but can we get Fro-yo after? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1641 | I thought we were going apple-picking. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1642 | Would you like a blindfold? | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1643 | I ate the apple on my way over here. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1644 | Hold on, that's my hair band. I've got a big apple in my pocket. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1645 | Ok, but I draw the line at a raisin. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1646 | Let’s try it first with a watermelon and then I’ll shoot a cherry off of your head. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1647 | The Origin of a Trope "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree......perhaps we should find it." | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1648 | I guess I should have eaten the cherry instead of the apple. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1649 | Well, it was this or bake banana bread again. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1650 | Wait, did you take your seizure medication? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1651 | Garnish day at the medieval bartending academy | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1652 | Gender reveal parties gone wrong, volume 159. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1653 | Folklore one-upmanship. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1654 | Best two out of three...? | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1655 | The apples looked mealy. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1656 | Farewell, ma cherie | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1657 | Do not f**king miss | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1658 | Can we postpone this until pumpkins are in season? | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1659 | I think this is the first case of a mixed mythology, it's supposed to be a cherry. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1660 | You'll need lower expectations or a higher power. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1661 | last time, you wore glasses! | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1662 | I was hoping for a smaller arrow. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1663 | I hate it when apple season is over. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1664 | If you miss, Rossini will immortalize this as the William Tell choke | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1665 | Couldn't you just forbid me to play video games for a month?" | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1666 | William Tell: Well son, let’s hope this is my last Mistake. Son:what’s your first? William Tell: I’m looking at him. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1667 | I have the best apples; tremendous apples. And if you'll look at my hands, you'll see there is no problem there. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1668 | Or...perhaps a pumpkin. | 1.2430 | 0.04372 | 107 | 82 | 24 | 1 |
1669 | They had a special on cherries. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1670 | Out of interest, what happened to the apple girl? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1671 | Here let me demonstrate why there had to be a second shooter on the grassy knoll | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1672 | Dad, where are your spectacles? | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1673 | But apples are in season. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1674 | And to think, mom was anxious that we would watch a movie while she was at book club. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1675 | Are you sure we're six feet apart? | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1676 | Whoever drew this is trying to make this hard for us, son. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1677 | Dad, do you ever get nervous before a big test? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1678 | Dad! You said an Apple! | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1679 | Let me make this overture: how ‘bout we start with a watermelon | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1680 | 'Dad, just a thought - could we not have used a melon?' | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1681 | Why not wait until pomegranate season ? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1682 | That was always your brother’s problem — he could never hold still! Anyway, I’m all warmed up now. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1683 | Dad, can we wait until apple season? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1684 | Would it help if I added a dollop of whipped cream? | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1685 | And what say we stop for ice cream on the way home? | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1686 | Are you sure you remembered to put your contacts in? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1687 | It's illegal for you to pop my cherry. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1688 | Ok 2020, let's get it over with quick | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1689 | Got to do it before the Tik Tok ban | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1690 | the- much-less-famous Frederick Newton who tragically picked the wrong fruit | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1691 | Not to worry. My instructor made this look really easy through Zoom... | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1692 | My mother had a stemmed cranial abscess, remove this offensive cartoon immediately! | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1693 | I gotta say, when you said you'll pop my cherry, this is not what I expected. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1694 | Kill me Papa. Between my haircut your leggings and the Trump administration there is no reason to live. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1695 | So it’s gonna explode into blue powder if it’s a boy, pink if it’s a girl right? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1696 | It was at this moment when Joshua wished he didn’t lie on his resume. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1697 | Are you fruit shaming me? | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1698 | I cannot tell a lie, Daddy. I would really prefer using a watermelon. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1699 | OK, can I change my favorite fruit? I prefer a watermelon really, not cherries. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1700 | William, can I tell you to use an apple instead. Thanks! | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
1701 | Please tell me I'm not adopted! | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1702 | How about if we use a canteloupe? | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1703 | I know Dad, but we talked about the Instacart substitution policy | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1704 | Don’t shoot! I just received my ballot to vote! | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1705 | The grape of wrath! | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1706 | Don't shoot -- pretty please with a cherry on top. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1707 | Oh, shoot, where's my phone? | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1708 | Relax, it’s just virtual reality. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1709 | Instacart had to substitute. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1710 | Don’t worry sweetheart, the arrows are blanks! | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1711 | I'll miss you | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1712 | Wait, you said 20 bucks, right? | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1713 | William Tell's cousin Werner the bartender practiced spearing tiny fruit. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1714 | Look, it was either this or the raisin. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1715 | ...Pitiful | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1716 | And all this drama is for whom, exactly? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1717 | Let’s compromise. Something bigger than a cherry, but smaller than a watermelon. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1718 | Ho one ever remembers the story of William Tell's first child, Desdemona. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1719 | Papa, why not an apple? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1720 | I know the "apple" thing is old news but as your last child left, I REALLY think apples are so under-rated. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1721 | Pretty cocky with the apple, but the cherry makes things a little more real, eh? | 1.2404 | 0.03346 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1722 | I'm ready to claim my womanhood. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1723 | Bad year for apples AND me. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1724 | ...Apple season is just three months away, you know !!! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1725 | I thought we were using apples! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1726 | Dad! If we’re going to do this, you NEED to wear your glasses! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1727 | A cherry is more impressive, Dad. | 1.2404 | 0.04926 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1728 | The CDC and I strongly recommend against sneezing | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1729 | Wait till I put my mask on! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1730 | Dad, how about a pumpkin? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1731 | Go ahead. The odds of you hitting this cherry are about the same as the chances of Mount Vesuvius blowing up. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1732 | Did you just have a martini? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1733 | Mother says we should wait til apple season. | 1.2404 | 0.04732 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1734 | You might consider using a smaller arrow . . . | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1735 | Trust me, I saw it on Tik-Tok | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1736 | Son, you've grown a lot since the last time we did this. | 1.2404 | 0.03203 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1737 | It's my turn to shoot. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1738 | I won't be impressed unless you knot the stem | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1739 | You are William, arn't you? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1740 | Don't you think for your first try, we could use a watermelon? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1741 | You train on hitting the cherry, Dad, and the apple will be a cinch! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1742 | Must you cherry-pick everything? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1743 | Shouldn't we wait for your glasses to be delivered. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1744 | Uh-how about we use an apple instead of a cherry. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1745 | How ‘bout we use an apple instead of a cherry? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1746 | Frankly Dad, I'm more comfortable with a larger target. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1747 | Are you sure this can't wait until pumpkin season? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1748 | Dad, there's nothing in this for me. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1749 | I swear I watched like eight youtube tutorials on this. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1750 | Maybe you could redeem some of your frequent archer points on a fruit upgrade? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1751 | And we had to go organic! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1752 | Will ya? Tell! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1753 | Shouldn't we wait until apple season? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1754 | I'm sorry I criticized your apple strudel. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1755 | OK! OK! I did tell a lie! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1756 | You seem apprehensive..... | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1757 | Ok, so the next part of ye olde license renewal is the eye exam. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1758 | You call it reckless. I call it a plausible explanation for failure. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1759 | Gonna need a smaller arrow | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1760 | I hope you remembered to take your tremor potion this morning. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1761 | May I suggest your Nerf arrows for this shot, pops? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1762 | I ate the apple; can you work with a cherry? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1763 | Or I could make you a Manhattan . . . . | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1764 | How about we split it, and call it even? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1765 | I say watermelon, you say cherry. Compromise on an apple? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1766 | Kid, there's a time in every boy's life when he realizes his father isn't a superhero... | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1767 | This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to role play. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1768 | They did not say you had to use a crabapple. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1769 | Aim high, dad. Things look smaller from a distance! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1770 | Don't worry my dear,size doesn't matter | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1771 | When you said you’d like me to pop your cherry, I had something else in mind. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1772 | Mother thinks we should wait until apple season. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
1773 | Why don't you write the overture now and revisit this when we get a bigger apple. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1774 | Hmmm... a cherry is kinda small - how about an apple? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1775 | No we can’t use an apple; that’s trademarked. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1776 | What did you do with the pineapple? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1777 | Do you have a longer arrow? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1778 | If you're mixing up the fruit, why not a pineapple? | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
1779 | I should have eaten the entire sundae. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1780 | Remind me, how many tries do I get? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1781 | I think if you chopped down a cherry tree instead, you might create more of a name for yourself! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1782 | Corona Diary Day 989: Condom is no longer available. Hence, resorting to other type of birth control | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1783 | Do it for the gram, father | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1784 | I know, my haircut is distracting | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1785 | Sorry, I thought that was a MAGA hat. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1786 | You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1787 | I didn’t think this is what you meant by ‘use your head’. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1788 | Could we are least try to find an apple tree? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1789 | So what happened to mom? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1790 | And if you miss, Netflix will pick up a docu-series based on this moment. I see it as a win-win. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1791 | Don’t worry, I learned how to do this over Zoom. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1792 | I've heard of downsizing, but this is ridiculous | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1793 | Rules are rules, you were supposed to quarantine | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1794 | You know this isn’t going to end well | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1795 | Dad, you said we were gonna play | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1796 | To bad climate change wiped out the apple crop! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1797 | If you miss, I’ll kill you. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1798 | Let's up the stakes. Now if you miss, can I skip homeschooling tomorrow? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1799 | I wouldn't. It's a registered trademark. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1800 | Father, when you asked me if I wanted a 'cherry on top' I naturally assumed... | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1801 | Don't count on me for the chia seed round. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1802 | So I chopped down the damn tree | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1803 | First, let's get our stories straight. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1804 | I promise I won't panic this time. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1805 | Just so you know, I didn’t mean to make fun of your small hands. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1806 | The 'new math' said 300 paces for a watermelon, 120 paces for an apple and 5 paces for a cherry... you're good to go Dad... | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1807 | Anything for TikTok. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1808 | History in the making; the earliest use of the now-famous indemnity clause. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1809 | After a week of homeschooling, Mrs. Tell opted for cherries instead of apples at the grocery store. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1810 | Are you sure the TikTok Challenge didn’t use an apple? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1811 | I prefer it this way, okay? Those apples aren't ethically sourced. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1812 | Did you wipe down the arrow? | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1813 | Why do I worry this won't be part of your narrative?. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1814 | It's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry, Dad | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1815 | You got the Lasik, right Dad? | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1816 | One shot should do... | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1817 | Favorite child goes first. Right, dad? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1818 | Papa, are you sure he said maraschino cherry? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1819 | - Worry not Walter for I have the finest eyesight and the best aim in all of Switzerland - I'm Wilma | 1.2358 | 0.03920 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
1820 | I'm guessing you drank a Manhattan to steady your nerves. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1821 | Where are Adam and Eve when we need them? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1822 | Are watermelons in season? | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1823 | Let’s try this with a watermelon first. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1824 | What comes next will be very telling... | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1825 | C’mon, can’t you at least look scared? | 1.2358 | 0.04143 | 106 | 81 | 25 | 0 |
1826 | All right, all right! Yes--It was me who cut down the cherry tree! | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1827 | This will REALLY impress Rossini. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1828 | Have you considered maybe an apple? I don't think anyone can see the cherry. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1829 | Is it really worth it to keep trying to one-up your older brother William? | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1830 | Are there any pineapple trees around here? | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1831 | But...father everyone knows that Walter is your favorite son, at least he got an apple! | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1832 | Sorry, Son. You ate all the apples. I had to use a cherry. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1833 | I'm making an overture... | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1834 | Hope you have the papyrus ready—I want this to go viral. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1835 | Stepmother said it's the perfect size. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1836 | Does this apple look small on me? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1837 | Go ahead, make your day. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1838 | Now where did I put my glasses? | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1839 | Daddy, just because you disagree with your eye doctor’s diagnosis of glaucoma is no reason to use me to disprove it. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1840 | Don't worry it's organic. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1841 | Let Mommy know she's wrong. You CAN hit the little target! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1842 | Lance always did want to see his father fail. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1843 | DAD, how come Helena got an apple and I get a cherry? | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1844 | I understand You like cherries more than apples but this stunt matters more to Me,, | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1845 | How about humming an overture first, Papa? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1846 | I can tell this isn't going to work - I feel it in my core. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1847 | Perhaps you need to rewatch that Masterclass episode... | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1848 | Dad, if you miss, Mom is going to be really pissed off. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1849 | Why couldn't Washington have cut down this tree? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1850 | And if you tie a knot in the stem it means you're an even better marksman. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1851 | Wait! For what may be my last meal, I would like a sundae - with the fruit topping of my choice. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1852 | Mom says you should start with a watermelon. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1853 | Hey Pops, this is the pits. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1854 | Another day of homeschooling with my little lad | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1855 | You’re sure the arrow is a hoax, right?” | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1856 | Practice with a tree stump?” Sometimes, Father, I wonder if your heart is really in this | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1857 | Are you sure you don't want to start with an apple? | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1858 | Wait, don't we just chop down the cherry tree? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1859 | I wish I wasn’t allergic to apples. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1860 | Remember that I love you more than Mommy. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1861 | Dad, you remember God stopped Abraham at a certain point. Don't you think you should reconsider this shot! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1862 | Tell me again how we're related. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1863 | Pray Tell, have you ever done this before? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1864 | Whatever became of the Big Apple? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1865 | You say this is a Bing? I've been practicing with Maraschninos... | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1866 | Daddy, an oracle told me that in the future there'll be a thing called child protective services. Just sayin'. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1867 | Thought the longer stem might help. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1868 | ”Dad, I thought we agreed to call it quits after the kumquat. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1869 | I prefer we use a watermelon, but I am willing to compromise. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1870 | You know, dad, they're other ways to get back at mom. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1871 | I dunno, Dad. Something about this just doesn't feel right. | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
1872 | Or you could just eat it. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1873 | Let me spell it out for you. S-H-O-O-T. T-H-E. D-U-K-E. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1874 | But Papa, one-upping William Tell with this cherry is the only way we'll go viral throughout the canton! | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1875 | Freud would have a lot to say about this, if he were alive yet. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1876 | Anybody can hit an apple. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1877 | Please tell me you are using performance-enhancing drugs. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1878 | Know what Elias, I think it's my turn to be the hunter and your turn to be the gatherer. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1879 | No, William, I'm sure the book says, "An Apple"! Actually, it says, "A really big, honey crisp apple"! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1880 | Because Mom says we need to spend more father-son time. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1881 | Did William tell you this was a good idea? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1882 | I changed my mind, I don't want applesauce. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1883 | Yes, I agree that these tik tok challenges are getting more and more challenging - yet here we are. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1884 | Don't worry... It won't hurt! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1885 | Do you really think that another Manhatten is a good idea? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1886 | This way I'm covered in a red liquid no matter what. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1887 | What's next Dad? A raisin? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1888 | I couldn't find a Mcintosh so I picked a maraschino. | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
1889 | Wait, Papa, I don't have my mask on. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1890 | If you hit three in a row, you get a bucketful of quarters. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1891 | At least he won't hit me in the neck. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1892 | Don’t worry, Dad, I’ll get so many likes on TikTok | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1893 | Crab apples cost less, huh? | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1894 | Good luck popping your first cherry | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
1895 | Hey, Dad, how about I just go home now, and you kill Albrecht Gessler, and I'll catch up with you later? How does that sound, Dad? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1896 | Couldn't we wait until pumpkins are in season? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1897 | Please tell me you skipped your morning coffee. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1898 | Dad? I think I'm big enough for a watermelon. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1899 | I can't wait to tell Mother what fun we had today. You're the best Dad ever ! | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1900 | Do tell, Wil. A crossbow for a cherry? A freakin CROSSBOW? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1901 | Yes, I promised not to complain again about your cherry-picking, but... | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1902 | But you said that I was the apple of your eye! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1903 | Good thing we practiced on that raisin! | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1904 | Wait, have you been drinking? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1905 | At least 6 feet apart please. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1906 | One more miss and I'm eating it. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1907 | 2020 might not be the best year to try this. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1908 | Hit the apple, not the apple of your eye. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1909 | But I heard you say to Mama I was the apple of your eye? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1910 | Bet you can't hit that much larger apple on top of that mountain. | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1911 | Ok let’s begin practice Donald, repeat after me.. there is no apple ! | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1912 | Don't worry, I saw this on the internet. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1913 | You're not color blind, right? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1914 | You signed the liability waiver, right?” | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1915 | Should I do a Swiss roll as soon as you let go of the arrow? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1916 | What if our situations were reversed? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1917 | Dad, are you sure this is what the remote PE class instructions said? | 1.2353 | 0.03600 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
1918 | Did you eat my sundae? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1919 | They say only use seasonal fruits and vegetables | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1920 | And after this, you can aim for the chip on my shoulder. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1921 | Just no juice on the bangs this time, ok dad?? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1922 | I thought you said we were going for sundaes? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1923 | Shoot me in the face, I can't live another day with this cherry glued to my head | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1924 | Are you sure there's no better way to get likes? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1925 | ‘Wait, shouldn’t we be wearing masks?’ | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1926 | Rest assured, I definitely won't be hitting your neck. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1927 | I already told you Dad, no one does apples anymore | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1928 | I watched a YouTube video. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1929 | i still think this could have been handled in an email | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
1930 | I don't know, Son, these TikTok challenges are getting pretty ridiculous. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1931 | I really think you got it mixed up pop. Chekhov's play is called The 'Cherry' Orchard and William Tell shot an 'apple' off his kid's head! | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
1932 | I put a cherry on top, now what? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1933 | Bet you can’t hit it if I toss it in the air! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1934 | Pop, just double checking, have you done this before? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1935 | I didn't mean to eat the last apple! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1936 | Now, who did you say you're voting for? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1937 | This is how I met your mother. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1938 | Are you fucking kidding me? | 1.2330 | 0.05723 | 103 | 87 | 8 | 8 |
1939 | If I miss, I will call it fake news. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1940 | I'm just saying, an apple would make more of a statement. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1941 | I said pumpkin, you said cherry. Can’t we compromise with an apple? | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1942 | Wait, they're out of watermelons and apples?!? | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1943 | What do you mean, ‘let’s hope it’s not the pits’? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1944 | It’s non-GMO. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1945 | I hope that's not loaded | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1946 | This isn’t going to go the way I thought it would. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1947 | Maybe an apple would be better. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1948 | Okay, maybe a pumpkin is too large. Can’t we just compromise? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1949 | What does 'calling your bluff' mean again, Dad? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1950 | You're young so you'll be fine. Now close your eyes and think of how it helps the economy... | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1951 | And then do I get the ice cream? | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
1952 | What do you mean, "Can my sister have my toys?" | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1953 | I realize the other kids were 'practice,' but Daddy, I'm now your only child, so let's not be so damn cavalier about this. | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
1954 | so you're telling me you can tie the cherry stem into a knot using only a crossbow? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1955 | Now try again without the blindfold. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1956 | It's supposed to be an apple...Daaaaad! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1957 | If you miss, then I get to eat the cherry | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1958 | Daddy, are you sure your online course was sufficient? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1959 | Where are your eyeglasses, papa? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1960 | No no. A cheery won’t do. It’s got at least to be an apple or even a water melon. This is my ticket to fame. | 1.2300 | 0.03583 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1961 | It looked a lot bigger in the store. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1962 | Hold on. What's my percentage for this Lasik ad ? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1963 | It's loaded with blanks, right? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1964 | Crabapples?, I honestly don't know how you sleep at night. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1965 | I agree mom never said you shouldn’t do this, but I don’t think we ever really came clean about the apple, did we? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1966 | I have a premonition that if you used an apple instead it will make you famous. | 1.2300 | 0.04230 | 100 | 77 | 23 | 0 |
1967 | I was hoping you’d go with the pineapple, Dad. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1968 | Sorry, son, but I couldn't find an apple! | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1969 | An apple would have been too been there, done that | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1970 | I hate these bonding moments! | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
1971 | HEY! You're aiming at my feet! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1972 | Either way, I 'm sure it will go viral on Youtube! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1973 | Hmmmm. Maybe a bigger apple... | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1974 | If I promise no more jokes about Will Tell, will you let me go? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1975 | What’s amatt | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1976 | Do I really get a hot fudge sundae afterwards? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1977 | No offense, Mr. Maraschino, but I’d really rather Mr. Tell took the shot. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1978 | See Dad...size does matter. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1979 | Dad, do I really have to be in this legend? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1980 | The fruitier was out of apples, so he gave me a deal on this cherry. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1981 | Dad, could you start with a watermelon and see how that goes first? | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1982 | I’m not nervous because YOU COULDN’T HIT A BARN DOOR with that thing | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1983 | Sorry, we only use fruit that’s in season | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1984 | Fear not lad, it's just a cherry. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1985 | Pretty please don't miss. | 1.2300 | 0.05835 | 100 | 85 | 7 | 8 |
1986 | Couldn’t you have waited for apple season? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1987 | Surely temple | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1988 | See it this way: If I miss, you don't need to do the homework. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1989 | Don’t worry, it just looks smaller | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1990 | What are you waiting for, your resume said you are a modern day Robin Hood | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1991 | Trust me, I never miss. | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
1992 | Stand closer if you need to. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1993 | Papa, are you sure we can't use the pineapple? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1994 | Why so antsy? We already did the trust fall, and that went great. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1995 | Remember Dad, it's America's Got Talent, not America's Got Tragedy. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1996 | ...Or, alternatively, we could enter AGT as a singing act. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1997 | Dammit, Bill, an apple will never get us enough ‘likes’! | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1998 | For family pride, we Crabtells should use crabapples. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1999 | Yes. it's only a cherry. Whole Foods was out of apples. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2000 | why boys need their mothers | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2001 | Dad, wouldn’t an apple be easier to hit? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2002 | I know George sent the cherries, Dad, but I'd rather have an apple. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2003 | I told Billy Tell, 'My daddy can do it with a cherry.' | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2004 | I'd feel safer if you were wearing a mask. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2005 | I believe there's a safer way to split this cherry. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2006 | Mom says you're acting out. | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2007 | If you don't miss, I want some ice cream. | 1.2300 | 0.05660 | 100 | 84 | 9 | 7 |
2008 | Sure you don’t need your glasses? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2009 | Well, here's hoping you hit the crabapple and not the Adam's apple. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2010 | OK, OK Dad! I’m sorry about the dress comment! Can we please go back to the apple? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2011 | Um, Dad, I think a pineapple would work better. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2012 | you said you've done this before, right? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2013 | Practice makes perfect but isn’t this a bit medieval? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2014 | The mountain's easier | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2015 | My last wish? I wish I had cut down an apple tree instead. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2016 | Or, Dad, we could go home, make a fruit smoothie, and call it a day. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2017 | Dad, perhaps a large apple? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2018 | Next time you will remember to bring the watermelon like I told you. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2019 | Anyone can do it with apples | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2020 | We”re starting small and let’s hope we work our way up | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | Yeah, I could miss, but you know what they say sweetie, You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’... now stand still | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2022 | It’s all in the spin, not the aim. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2023 | I'm just saying it would look even funnier on your head. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2024 | Can you see me now? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2025 | I really wish you weren’t color blind. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2026 | Okay. But then I get to shoot the feather out of your hat. Or at least try. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2027 | Well, does 11 years manning the archery tent at the Renaissance festival count? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2028 | well, you may die, but at least I’ll save you from your haircut | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2029 | I decided to downsize after quarantine | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2030 | Whatever happens, Daddy, try not to turn this into a metaphor. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2031 | My name is William, & I'm going to Tell! | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2032 | Father, I think detect the faint aroma of cheap bourbon. Are you sure you want to go through with this? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2033 | It’s supposed to be an apple Dad! | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2034 | What about 'apple' do you not understand | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2035 | I'm thinking a watermelon would be better. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2036 | Apple, schmaple, Anybody can hit an apple! This will go viral! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2037 | You had to brag... what was wrong with an apple? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2038 | No, the pit is not in my stomach. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2039 | Let's try it with a pumpkin first. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2040 | I believe in you, but might I suggest a watermelon. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2041 | Let me guess. “I have no apples,” said Stepmother. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2042 | Wait. I have an idea. Maybe I could just bite it and spit out the pit. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2043 | Are you saying it just looks smaller because our heads are so big? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2044 | What are you waiting for, hotshot? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2045 | I said you were a better shot than his dad. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2046 | This is my first time without glasses. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2047 | Not that I don't, like, trust you dad, but maybe an apple instead of a cherry? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2048 | Apples are for light weights. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2049 | Yes, that weird mountain is distracting. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2050 | Maybe this isn’t what your mother meant when she said I should aim to bond more with you. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2051 | Is your head really that fat or that just a small apple? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2052 | Does this make me look tart? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2053 | How about best 2 out of 3? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2054 | If There Is A Next Time, You’ll Think Twice About Cherry Picking... | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2055 | Are you sure we have the same understanding about the "cherry on top" phrase ? | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2056 | What happened to my watermelon idea? | 1.2273 | 0.03868 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2057 | I think you misunderstood during the coin toss when they said you could cherry-pick your target. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2058 | Okay, peasant n.456. Are you ready? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2059 | This is counter-intuitive - you missed all the apples | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2060 | But wasn’t this why you bought those spectacles in the first place? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2061 | I'm getting nervous about the games we play. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2062 | Wait Dad wait! When I said that I thought Mr. Tell was awesome, I didn’t mean that he was more awesome than you. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2063 | Dad, seriously, it's no big deal if you hit me. It might even be a good thing, if I manage to get a new nickname out of my disfigurement. Right now the kids at school all call me "Little Homie Strudel Ass" | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2064 | I miss working from home. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2065 | Dad, no one will want to hear the story of how William Tell scared the heck out of his son for chopping down the cherry tree.” | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2066 | I think it is pretty clear that you play favorites. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2067 | Not that I don't trust you, but could we first try this with a watermelon? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2068 | If only I could share your optimism. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2069 | Are you sure it's supposed to be a cherry? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2070 | You always did like Walter best. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2071 | Dad, the apple was already iffy. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2072 | Aren't you a little overconfident? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2073 | ‘Extreme’ archery again dad? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2074 | I'd feel a lot better if you put a watermelon on my head. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2075 | Not to worry; I'm a specialist in the STEM field. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2076 | Are you sure this is the easiest way to get the pit out? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2077 | So you’re feeling pretty good about the Lasik surgery? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2078 | Dad, let's face it. I'm really not into this William Tell challenge. Why don't we just tell everyone you shot the cherry and move on with life? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2079 | Dad, you're not supposed to use a crab apple! | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2080 | Ya know I can balance a melon | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2081 | Practice much? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2082 | This will be one for the books. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2083 | Could we wait till next year to do this? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2084 | Isn't it supposed to be an apple? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2085 | Don't do it, papa. Pretty please! | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2086 | Donald -Don’t -Tell | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2087 | My Dad has an apple... and he’s a lawyer. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2088 | I think it's supposed to be an apple. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2089 | While I have no doubt that your skill with a crossbow is unsurpassed , I would feel more comfortable with a pumpkin, if you don’t mind. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2090 | If you miss I'm Swiss cheese. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | Have you ever thought about 'life defining' moments? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2092 | Dad, couldn't we make it a pumpkin? Or at least a really big apple? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2093 | cherry on my wayward son | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2094 | So, you’ve never done this before? | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2095 | Dad I know you're really happy with your new contact lenses, but is this really necessary? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2096 | I'm not worried. This helmet of hair is actually a helmet | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 75 | 22 | 0 |
2097 | This isn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to spend quality time with me. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2098 | Why does everyone always pick 'dare'? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2099 | Can I make just one small suggestion that would enhance your skill as an archer forever? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2100 | Do you have anything bigger like a pumpkin or watermelon? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2101 | Maybe I should put a watermelon on my head instead. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2102 | No pie for you.” | 1.2268 | 0.04862 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | Wouldn't you rather be known for something other than for popping my cherry? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2104 | Where's my sister? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2105 | Yes, papa. This is the best way to test your new contact lenses. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2106 | I said an apple, not a crabapple. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2107 | I'ts my turn this week, dad. I choose a watermelon since you killed George last week. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2108 | I'm calling Nate Silver. I want to know exactly what the margin of error is here. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2109 | - It’s this or circumcision! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2110 | Dad, we’re giants. Maybe we should use one of our own apples. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2111 | First, we should shorten the overture. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2112 | I don't care how good your Lasik surgery was - you're not shooting that thing at me. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2113 | How about a pumpkin instead? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2114 | Either way, it’ll be internet gold. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2115 | But an apple a day keeps the doctor away, dad. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2116 | the archer and the cherry girl. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2117 | Dad, you got this wrong. It’s supposed to be an apple not a cherry. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2118 | Just remember,Dad,for this occasion I am not the apple of your eye. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2119 | Couldn't we use a Fuji for this? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2120 | Maybe a pomegranate would increase our chances. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | Before you shoot would you sing a verse of Nessum Dorma? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2122 | Did you have to pick an organic one? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2123 | Sr. Botero, por favor aim wide! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2124 | Umm, Dad, how about a watermelon? Or even a cantaloupe? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2125 | What do you mean you are color blind? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2126 | You should've spent an extra pfennig for the apple, dad. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2127 | I simply wanted you to stand still. You were supposed to interpret the term "pretty please with a cherry on top" poetically. | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2128 | Chill out William. I won’t tell. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2129 | Until now I’ve practiced with watermelons. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2130 | Who is Freud? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2131 | Back up Dad, we're social distancing. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2132 | I’ve always considered the bow and arrow much more fair than the fully automatic A R 15 | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2133 | Ok, stay perfectly still. I’ve done this like one other time. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2134 | Richard Tell was always trying to one up his brother. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2135 | Dad, do we really have to use a cherry? The legend calls for an oversized Cortland apple. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2136 | This outta learn ye to not eat the last apple. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2137 | William, just say you did it and I promise I won 't tell | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2138 | You said to wear a disguise. I'm a cupcake. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2139 | Couldn't you have taken a pumpkin from the rich.... | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2140 | Six feet! That’s what Fauci said! | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2141 | Eyes up here, mister! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2142 | Isn't there some other way, Dad, to get into Stanford? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2143 | Quickly, before I fart. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2144 | Don't! If you miss, you'll hit the tree! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2145 | Look I'll spring for the apple. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2146 | What do you say we go with a bigger target, say, an apple? | 1.2268 | 0.05771 | 97 | 82 | 8 | 7 |
2147 | Son, I don't think this is what you meant by "popping your cherry". | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2148 | And I wanted a pumpkin. Can we compromise on an apple? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2149 | Sundae : "What are you waiting for? I don't like Mondays" | 1.2268 | 0.05771 | 97 | 82 | 8 | 7 |
2150 | You’re too close ! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2151 | If I miss, we're both screwed. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2152 | That’s an awfully big arrow for such a small apple... | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2153 | You don't like me do you | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2154 | I'm telling Mom!" "She gave me the crossbow, the cherry was my idea. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2155 | Please Sir..could we swap the cherry for an apple? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2156 | Did I get a smaller apple because I'm a girl? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2157 | Okay, but I hear my brother got a watermelon. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2158 | I believe you are mixing up William Tell's story with George Washington's. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2159 | It's a crabapple. It symbolizes the our shrinking opportunities for success. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2160 | First tell me again how you think risk-reward works. | 1.2268 | 0.04015 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2161 | Mama won't be happy, she always says not to bolt your food! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2162 | I am beginning to regret eating that last apple. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2163 | Dad, as you always tell me, "just give it your best shot" | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2164 | Just so you know, Grandma really likes apple pie better than cherry tarts! | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2165 | Sheesh! Man up, would ya? If you get any closer you can flick the thing off with your finger! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2166 | Let’s fertilize more next year, Dad. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2167 | Did you pass your eye test. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2168 | It’s called distance learning. | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 75 | 22 | 0 |
2169 | Got any pumpkins? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2170 | Right color, wrong fruit. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2171 | Don’t you think you a cherry on top is just for milkshakes? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2172 | Pop, I feel bad about my white privilege. Shouldn't we let a person of color take my place?" | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2173 | Remember, safe archers save forty percent. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2174 | What happened to the watermelon? | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2175 | I knew it was a mistake to say I'd take an arrow for him. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2176 | I should have picked an apple | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2177 | Yes! Yes! I've learned my lesson. Next time I'll eat all the cherries before the apples. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2178 | Yeah...now you just want to kill me. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2179 | Are you sure the pit won't be a problem? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2180 | On second thought, I’d rather have watermelon. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2181 | Because if we win the tournament we can afford necks. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2182 | Come on loser, can't hit anything smaller than an apple? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2183 | Hit or miss you are bound to make the news. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2184 | Recent polling suggests that if you were to shoot the arrow today, you'd hit the cherry 76% of the time! | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2185 | This ain’t my first rodeo” | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2186 | I need one more Manhattan. | 1.2268 | 0.04862 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2187 | Yes, this is very 2020 situation, Dad. Whatever happens next, just don’t forget to vote on November 3rd. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2188 | Wait! What is that strange path, that’s over my right shoulder, called again? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2189 | The line was too long at the Apple store, my boy. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2190 | Just a little off the top, right? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2191 | Is this why mommy is dead? | 1.2268 | 0.04636 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | I guess it’s better than a durian. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2193 | We got rid of all the bad apples. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2194 | 'Is that thing on your head a cherry or are you farther and much bigger than I thought?' | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2195 | I’m all for using fruit that’s in season but are you sure about this? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2196 | This still doesn't explain 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.' | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2197 | You promise it’s my turn next, right? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2198 | Now let’s see what that MasterClass taught you! | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2199 | I hate BW pictures with one red point of interest. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2200 | Think anyone will notice we aren’t wearing masks? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2201 | Cam Newton would run it in. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2202 | Either way, this is going viral on YouTube or the six o’clock news. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2203 | Leon had a feeling his son had gravely misunderstood the latest trend, “I scream, with a cherry on top” | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2204 | Come on, this is how we get more TikTok followers! | 1.2268 | 0.04398 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2205 | My apple schtick got old. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2206 | Are you sure you attended ALL of your online clases? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2207 | Heeey, batter batter batter.... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2208 | I double dare ya' | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2209 | Wait, do you have references? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2210 | No one told me it was a crab apple. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2211 | Hey! Eyes up here mister! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2212 | You had to double-down and piss off the bailiff again, didn’t you Dad! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2213 | The cherry doesn't fall too far from the tree | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2214 | Getting this right would be fruitful, but also the pits. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2215 | Liesel! What are you thinking?! Come in and get your mask on! You’re gonna kill your grandad! | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2216 | I don't need you to mansplain apple shots to me right now, Kevin. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2217 | Why do I want to say Hi Ho Silver! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2218 | You know what, I think I’ll just go and get this lump checked by a dermatologist instead. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2219 | You can stand closer if you want. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2220 | You're sure this will get me more YouTube subscribers? | 1.2245 | 0.04236 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2221 | It could be worse, I could advise you drink bleach.” | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2222 | This is dangerous! We should be wearing masks. | 1.2245 | 0.05897 | 98 | 84 | 6 | 8 |
2223 | With such a large target, Little Trump, how could I possibly miss from here? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2224 | Can I step a little closer? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2225 | Apples are out of season, so I just grabbed what was available. Why? | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2226 | So, it's true. I'm adopted. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2227 | There’s no law that says you can’t use a bigger fruit. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2228 | I'd like to make a peace overture | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2229 | I said “grab” an apple, son. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2230 | Pray, Tell, where would you have gotten a maraschino cherry? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2231 | When was your last eye exam? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2232 | Fearing the worst, William turned to the townspeople & politely asked that all cell phones be turned-off. #droppedbyapple | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2233 | Would you like to try with a watermellon first? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2234 | Yeah, I shit myself. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2235 | I guess it's better than yodel lessons. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2236 | I say you're just cherry picking me | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2237 | Next time let's find an apple orchard | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2238 | bring me the kid with the smaller head. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2239 | I don't like apples --- they're too messy. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2240 | Maybe we should start with a watermelon. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2241 | How about sticks or tiny stones, or names? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2242 | Should I have worn a hat? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2243 | Walter, this looks like a VERY SHORT overture. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2244 | Wait, I'm gonna sneeze. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | Mom was right to leave you for the apple farmer. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2246 | Are you sure Dad, we can not wait 'til it's apple season? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2247 | It's OK to practice, I brought a couple extras. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2248 | Maybe we could go over this one more time. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2249 | It's nothing personal. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | Daaad! Does it have to be a crabapple? | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2251 | Dad, if you really want the Apple, just ask. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | Robin Hood hit a pea. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2253 | If we wait a couple of months it will be apple season. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2254 | It’s called abuse. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2255 | I don’t this is what you meant by “popping your cherry”. | 1.2245 | 0.05716 | 98 | 83 | 8 | 7 |
2256 | The other ice creams told me it was risky to wish to be a real boy. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2257 | I already ate the last apple, but don't worry. They're plenty more cherries. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2258 | I swear,I can balance a watermellon on my head! | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2259 | Dad, please stop reading William Burroughs! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2260 | Don't worry Pop, we both know you couldn't even hit the tree | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2261 | Don't worry, Dad. We'll get to huckleberries soon enough... | 1.2245 | 0.04236 | 98 | 76 | 22 | 0 |
2262 | The little known story of William Tell's daughter, Cherry, did not end as well! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2263 | You really took this cherry on top concept to heart, huh? | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2264 | This isn’t funny. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2265 | You’d better not miss or the Lone Ranger will never hear of you. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2266 | Dad, how about a watermelon instead? | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2267 | Should I not have eaten the apple? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2268 | Oh...”ah-sigh-EE”...got it. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2269 | Don’t worry. I saw this on tv once. It seems pretty straight forward. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2270 | A little higher please father. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2271 | You’ve been charged with fact-checking the president | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2272 | Wait, Maestro Pavarotti, I changed my mind! Your version of Nessun dorma is way better than Placido Domingo's. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2273 | Alas, something is amiss. I pray we check the instructions together father. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2274 | ‘Cause I’m allergic to apples! | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2275 | The apple only got 28 likes and 3 comments, so... | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2276 | What happened next would put William off ice-cream sundaes for the rest of his life... | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | Little Known Fact: None of Robin Hood's children survived to adulthood. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2278 | This is the downside of downsizing | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2279 | Wouldn’t watchmaking be a better way to make a name for yourself? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2280 | Why do you call me sundae? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2281 | A crossbow... really? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2282 | Remind me again of the difference between your median and mean rate of success. | 1.2222 | 0.04774 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2283 | No, I don't recall you specifying which red fruit to use. Why? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2284 | Perhaps we could postpone until apple picking season? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2285 | Go ahead, what have I got to lose? It's 2020 afterall. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2286 | I’m pretty sure this will work out better than the haircut your mother gave you. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2287 | Miss and I’m just another bloody sundae. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2288 | OK! Who is the spoil sport who called Child Protective Services? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2289 | Shouldn't this be an apple? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2290 | At least can’t you use an Apple?! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2291 | My mask is in my pocket - don’t shoot! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2292 | Haha yeah it’s very ironic that we’re doing this with the economy and everything | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2293 | I know we're outdoors, but I'd still feel better if you were a little farther away. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2294 | Is that a feather in your cap. I really want to know. Did you win that in, like, an archery contest? Are you good at this? Seriously. Is that a feather? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2295 | It will be an outer body experience, like Tik Tok | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | But what's a Tik Tok? | 1.2211 | 0.03059 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2297 | One less mouth to feed was just the cherry on top. | 1.2211 | 0.03720 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2298 | It’s 2020. Six inches lower ought to be about right. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2299 | Don't aim for the pit in my stomach. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2300 | You'll shoot my eye out, Ralphie. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2301 | I wonder if William Tell used GMO apples... | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2302 | A-P-P-L-E. Apple, I agreed to an APPLE! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2303 | Can you wait until I go to the bathroom? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2304 | Wait. I should wear my mask | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2305 | I probably didn’t need to use ALL the apples for last night’s strudel. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2306 | I won’t tell if you don’t shoot | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2307 | This is the last time I let you order Manhattans at Renn Faire | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2308 | I've got a pineapple in the car. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2309 | On the bright side, if you fail I’ll never know. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2310 | It was a quarantine cut. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2311 | Obama did it! | 1.2211 | 0.05831 | 95 | 81 | 7 | 7 |
2312 | The apple was still quite dramatic. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2313 | Split it in half and we'll share it. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2314 | Don't worry - I'm a professional! | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2315 | But they didn’t have organic apples | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2316 | An apple? He demands an apple. Apples are for amateurs, m'boy. I also grew hungry waiting for your hair to be cut. Now just hold still. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2317 | Dad, before we start, shouldn't you atleast ask me 'How do you like them apples?' | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2318 | Don’t worry, I wiped it | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2319 | Can't wait to see how many likes we get with this one! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2320 | How do you like THEM apples? | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2321 | William Tell's version when trying to impress the ladies. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2322 | Don't worry, I can actually see better with side-eye. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2323 | Perhaps I'm not the apple of my father's eye. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2324 | Don't worry, the arrow is very small | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2325 | Ok, if not a watermelon, how about an apple instead of the cherry? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2326 | Well Dad, look at it this way, Rossini won’t be able to write the Lone Ranger song if you miss. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2327 | A cherry instead of an apple? That's what I call Chutzpah. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2328 | Bad luck...Friar Tuck beat you to it!! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2329 | In my mind, this all looked different. | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
2330 | Mama made strudel with it, Poppa. and said you should lay off the kirsch. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2331 | Would you consider switching to a watermelon? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2332 | Don’t you want to first try with a watermelon, or pumpkin? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2333 | Dad. Crabapple season is not the time for this” | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2334 | My therapist said I have to deal with my trust issues. Can we talk? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2335 | Actually, I was thinking more apple than cherry. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2336 | You hit the mountain. I’ll eat the apple and watch | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2337 | What? I had a coupon. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2338 | Probably shouldn't have had that double espresso. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2339 | Either way you’ll end up in the slammer. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2340 | Don't worry, this is my first time too | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2341 | Did you put your contacts in? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2342 | I read that it’s even more effective than hydroxychloroquine. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2343 | Did you say you're color blind? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2344 | You're sure you don't want to eat it? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | William suddenly wished Junior had a little less confidence in his abilities... | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2346 | On second thought, I would rather have apple pie. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2347 | Mmmm are you sure there are no apples ? | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2348 | Be honest, Dad: are you still mad at me or just out of apples? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2349 | If not for physical distancing ,I’d remove that from your hands. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2350 | Apples are too easy. Now stand still. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2351 | The real cherry on top will be living to tell this tale. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2352 | Trust me dad, Billy Tell Jr. and his dad did it and they blew up on TikTok. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2353 | This might be above your pay grade, Dad. | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
2354 | Iss you sure you vould not like to try zee vatermellon first, poppa? | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2355 | Well, you did say "pretty please with a cherry on top"... | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2356 | Next time maybe you'll remember to not cut down that cherry tree. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2357 | Never liked Swiss Miss | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2358 | Could you at least reassure me you didn't drink the Tom Collins? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2359 | What do you mean 'apples aren't in season'?!! | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2360 | You're better than William Tell, dad. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2361 | I’m your son, not your sundae. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2362 | If we practice with red cabbage we'll get a dinner salad as well. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2363 | Papa, is this the only colour in your life? | 1.2188 | 0.04845 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2364 | Say, dad. I have an idea..." | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2365 | Dad, shouldn't you use an apple? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2366 | But Daddy, we practiced with an apple. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2367 | Did you keep that optometrist appointment I made for you? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2368 | I thought you meant I could have it on the ice cream. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2369 | Have I told you lately how much I love you. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2370 | Can’t we just cut it with a knife? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2371 | Pops, humor me, ok. The guy who sold you this “mini-apple,“ was he the same guy who sold you the Naming Rights to the bridge in Brooklyn? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | Maybe we don’t have the right climate for this sport” | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2373 | Hey Dad - how about trying this with a watermelon? | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2374 | Wait a second, Dad, I've got a question. WTF??? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2375 | I still think a simple outpatient procedure would suffice. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2376 | May I recommend a larger species of fruit? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2377 | Enough of your perfectionist streak! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2378 | I think I'd feel safer if it were a watermelon. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2379 | And God spoke to Abraham and told him to sacrifice his only son... | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2380 | Dad, can’t we do a different Tiktok challange? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2381 | Dad, can we PLEASE do this TikTok challenge another year? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2382 | Just a little to the left | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2383 | Do you think this drawing will go viral? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2384 | It will work just like the way we reopened schools. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2385 | This isn’t how we play darts at home. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | This is just the beginning of men who will put you in harm’s way ... | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2387 | And all this time I thought it was me that you were calling your “petite cherie.” | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | We never practiced with crab apples before. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2389 | Father, I cannot tell a lie. I Think this is a harsh punishment for chopping down the cherry tree. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2390 | I wish we were doing this in apple season. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2391 | I still don't quite understand the part about the masked man and his companion. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2392 | Am I allowed to jump up? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | Did you see that hesitation in my eyes? Because I love you. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2394 | Are you sure you wouldn't rather play Robin Hood? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2395 | Dad, lets just start with apples and then move down to cherries. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2396 | Sorry Hermione, Voldemort said it was this or hike the mountain. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2397 | Don’t worry, I have a 2020 vision. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2398 | Not to get too personal, but why do they call you "Two-out-of-three Billy"? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2399 | Let’s go back to the cantaloupe | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2400 | Any chance of using a grapefruit? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2401 | Or shall we use a raisin? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2402 | Don't you think you'd better start with something a little larger, like maybe a watermelon? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2403 | Hurry up, I still need to get my lottery ticket. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | William Tell-me-a-story first? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2405 | What do you mean we have to light it first? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2406 | Are you sure you wouldn’t rather use an apple? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2407 | Mom said if I get a haircut you can use the apple. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2408 | Can we discuss this with your ophthalmologist and my psychiatrist first? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2409 | There are easier ways to make fruit skewers | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2410 | Why can’t I take online classes like the other kids? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2411 | This really puts the dark in Dark Ages, father. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2412 | Could we start with a pumpkin? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | If your mother asks, it was a grapefruit. | 1.2174 | 0.04720 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2414 | Before we start, how 'bout I go pick a nice hubbard squash | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2415 | I'm pretty sure he said to shoot an apple off my head. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2416 | Uh, Dad, could I show you how I learned to balance a watermelon on my head? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2417 | Because you ate the apple, lass. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2418 | Dad, can this wait till I lose some weight? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2419 | The wait line for the apple was too long. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2420 | What do I get out of this? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2421 | Father, nobody's going to compose an overture for shooting an apple off my head. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2422 | It will be a long tearful ride back to the hood. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2423 | Are you sure there were no apples left? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2424 | Not a single piece of this situation feels appropriate. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2425 | It's a Crabapple. So what? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2426 | I said aim bigh, not aim while your high | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2427 | Next time I say 'Pretty please,' I'll stop right there. | 1.2174 | 0.03215 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2428 | Two steps closer, please. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2429 | If this doesn’t work we’ll try an apple, ok? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2430 | Is this your idea of a killer encore? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2431 | Maybe we should start with an apple. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2432 | Sorry I ate the apple. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2433 | This should make a great Overture | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2434 | It only looks smaller because you're farther away | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2435 | What, no whipped cream? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2436 | This was a lot easier in watermelon season | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2437 | Best of three? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2438 | Phillip knew Lazarus was exaggerating his marksman skills, but hadn’t quite thought through calling his bluff. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2439 | I’d probably feel better about this if you put on some big boy pants. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2440 | Twenty dollars says you'll miss, you big loser. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2441 | You coulda used an apple like the last people but, nooooo. I'm gonna tell Mom you have gambling problem. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2442 | Dad, I'm really sorry I ate your apple. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2443 | Props department!?? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2444 | Oh, sure, my brother got to use an apple. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2445 | Come on, just because you missed the apple, doesn't mean you'll miss the cherry! Pretty please with a cherry on top? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2446 | Can we use a watermelon instead? | 1.2174 | 0.04324 | 92 | 72 | 20 | 0 |
2447 | Could we postpone this, perhaps, until apple season? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2448 | Maybe we can get a group rate with a therapist. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2449 | Father, if you're going to miss, please miss high. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2450 | Oh dear, did a fruit land on my head again? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2451 | Sunday afternoons with the family | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2452 | It’s like I always say: when life gives you cherries, use your son for target practice. | 1.2174 | 0.04183 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2453 | Forget Apple, I only use micro soft targets | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2454 | It’s a pandemic, Gilda; I’m running out of ideas | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2455 | I Schindler’s List-ed the cherry so it’s visually and emotionally significant. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2456 | It’s an antioxidant. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2457 | Papa? Papa, can you hear me? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2458 | Are you sure this is an open cherry state? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2459 | Are you sure you got this or should I change my last name to “Told”? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2460 | ...erm, I think you should aim a bit higher. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2461 | The outfits might have been overkill | 1.2174 | 0.04324 | 92 | 72 | 20 | 0 |
2462 | This is just the cherry on top on an endless quarantine | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2463 | Yeah well I don't want to do this either ...but that haircut... | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2464 | Ive got next | 1.2174 | 0.04324 | 92 | 72 | 20 | 0 |
2465 | ...are you sure this would get us more followers on TikTok? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | No jokes about popping my cherry. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2467 | There must be a better way to get your name on a song. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2468 | Did you sign the disclaimer? | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2469 | My turn. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2470 | Please silence your phone. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2471 | I know you're a straight shooter Mr. Tell, but nonetheless let's stick with an apple. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2472 | Couldn't you find a bigger apple ? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2473 | Daddy Please, I am not full of hot air! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2474 | We should use an in-season and locally produced fruit, like a gala apple! | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2475 | Can you make your arrow shot Virtually On-Line like we do everything else during this pandemic phase? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2476 | I liked it better when we used the watermelon. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2477 | Um, Dad, are you sure you don’t want to wait until the apple harvest? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2478 | Don’t be nervous. I’m new to this too. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2479 | If you play your cards right, people will always think of you whenever they see a masked man gallop away on a white steed. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2480 | At this point, not dying would be the cherry on top. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2481 | I get that cherries are in season, but why don't we try to find an apple? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2482 | Could you replace that arrow with a rubber dart? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2483 | I don’t think it’s supposed to be a crab apple | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2484 | How many cups of coffee this morning? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2485 | I think you misunderstand the idiom, "Cherry on top." | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2486 | I know the watermelon was too easy but how about something in between? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | Are your contacts in? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2488 | I told the teacher I'd come up with something good for show and Tell. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2489 | The wildfires stunted the crop this year. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2490 | In an unfortunate incident of dementia, an aging William Tell confuses McIntosh with maraschino. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2491 | I think we should stick with the apple. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2492 | Ok let’s start with a cherry and work our way up! | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2493 | This ain’t gonna hurt one little bit | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2494 | Hey Dad - how about a watermelon instead? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2495 | This will hurt me more than it hurts you. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2496 | I think we can go smaller. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2497 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I knew a trick that involved cherries... | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2498 | Wait, Papa! Use a Fuji apple! | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2499 | We should be wearing masks. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2500 | Margaret Atwood, Gloria Steinem, RBG, Maira Kalman, Tarana Burke. I can keep going. | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2501 | May we forever be remembered by the size of our ambitions." | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2502 | Günter says HIS dad uses a blindfold! | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2503 | But really, doesn’t size matter? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2504 | No wonder I wear the pants in this relationship | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2505 | I thought a 'cherry shot' was something you got at the pub. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2506 | Maybe we should do this at the Big Apple instead of here. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2507 | Did you ever try those contact lenses I told you about? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2508 | At least put your glasses on. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2509 | You shall not pass!. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2510 | It’ll be the cherry on top they said. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2511 | oh, got it, be right back | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2512 | I'm beginning to regret our choice of fruit trees for the orchard. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2513 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to be George Washington for Halloween. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2514 | And your point is? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2515 | First, Dad, can I tell you a story? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2516 | I see you still have something to prove. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2517 | My last request? I’d like to hear the Lone Ranger song. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2518 | I'm sorry I said you suck dad. That was uncalled for. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2519 | You're sure you can see it? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2520 | It's easy. Just aim for anything that isn't one of 50 shades of gray. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2521 | I’d at least like to be facing Tit Mountain. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2522 | Can we not try a peeled apple next, Dad? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | I'm not doubting your skill. On second thought, put down the crossbow and step away." | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2524 | Come closer, papa. Come a lot closer. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | Let’s call it a timeout. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2526 | Couldn’t you find another Apple? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2527 | I said I wanted you to TAKE...oh, never mind. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2528 | Can I go to the bathroom first? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2529 | You always said you wanted to pop my cherry. | 1.2151 | 0.05151 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2530 | Could you just hum The Overture one more time? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2531 | But then he said, "I bet your father can't hit a pistachio," and I said... | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2532 | You said we were going skiing." | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2533 | Well isn't this just the cherry-on-top of your parenting. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2534 | Maybe we should wait for the granny smiths. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2535 | You sure you don't want to get that eye test first? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2536 | It's a crab apple, not a cherry. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2537 | Ok, Cupid. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2538 | I said "let's swap out the apple with a watermelon",not a cherry. | 1.2151 | 0.04919 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2539 | Just think of it as "downsized" | 1.2151 | 0.03367 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2540 | What did you say that optician’s name was? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2541 | I think it's supposed to be an apple not a cherry, Dad. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2542 | But wouldn't an apple have more . . . je ne sais quoi? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2543 | Can we do this when apples are in season again? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2544 | I'm more concerned with your credit than your aim. How do I know that, if you hit the cherry, you'll pay me the $2. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2545 | I Will Tell Your Mother | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2546 | Isn’t it supposed to be an apple, not a cherry? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2547 | Really wish I hadn't eaten the whip cream. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2548 | No! One man's cherry is NOT another man's apple. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2549 | How about a watermelon, Pop | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2550 | Sure, this is how you remember it. But when it really happened, the fruit was a watermelon and you were two feet away. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2551 | But you said if I made Honor Roll... | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2552 | do you have your Contacts in ? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2553 | Don't worry, the arrow is organic. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2554 | I'm not sure I want to be Tik Tok famous anymore. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2555 | It couldn’t be any worse than my haircut | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2556 | The third Tom’s the charm! | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2557 | What if I accidentally hit the cherry? I have another kid but that’s my last cherry...... | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2558 | Perhaps we should've left this to the experts | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2559 | Are you sure we shouldn’t start with a pineapple? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2560 | Are you sure we have the same understanding of the « cherry on top » phrase? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2561 | Daddy, I would prefer an apple please. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2562 | Dad, it's for TikTok. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2563 | I ate the last one. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2564 | Put your damn glasses on! | 1.2143 | 0.04756 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2565 | Wait. I thought this was a photo shoot. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2566 | I know. The cherry is a bit unorthodox. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2567 | just, do it! | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2568 | Maybe we should wait until watermelon season. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2569 | Did young Walter really call Child Protective Services, or was he bluffing? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2570 | Will, do you think we could use an apple, instead of a cherry? | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2571 | Don't you think you're taking this quarantine hobby a little far? | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2572 | Hurry! I'm worried about the Red Dye No. 2. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2573 | People have taken 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away' too damn seriously these days. Cherries all we got. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2574 | Big deal -- I can tie it. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2575 | I don't want to be the only girl in school who's cherry has not been popped! | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2576 | 'You must be William's Brother, Maraschino.' | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2577 | Next time don't cut down the apple tree. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2578 | Don't tell your mother. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2579 | Don't worry, its just FAKE NEWS, it really is an apple! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2580 | Why does Papa have three more arrows at the ready? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2581 | Go ahead, Daddy! Pop my cherry! | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2582 | Here's an idea, how about we go to a shooting range and use a paper target. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2583 | No one will remember the apple shot if this goes well. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2584 | Honest Dad, it's the new ice bucket challenge. | 1.2128 | 0.04631 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | Let’s start with a pumpkin. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2586 | It's a crabapple. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2587 | Inflation’s a bitch | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2588 | I hope you’re not throwin' away your shot. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2589 | Busting your cherry does seem a bit suggestive when you say it. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2590 | Just a little off the top. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2591 | I know, I know...when you are a star, they let you do anything. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2592 | Do it! Or the Coldfeets will be forgotten to history. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2593 | I missed the pumpkin on your brother’s head but I’m sure I can hit the cherry on yours. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2594 | I'm the last one you know! | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2595 | Didn’t you see the watermelon on the bottom shelf? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2596 | Let’s not be too hasty, papa- I swear I saw a watermelon tree around here somewhere” | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2597 | Did you forget your glasses ? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2598 | And from now on, I'll watch your sheep for free. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2599 | Mr.Tell, why don't you use a grapefruit instead? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2600 | WAIT! My name is Johnny Appleseed. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2601 | William Tell began to wonder if he really was just like his father | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2602 | Have I ever told you how much you remind me of your mother? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2603 | And your point is what, dad? | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2604 | Pretty please, Dad? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2605 | Let's do this up big for Rossini.” | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2606 | My real father would get it, you fat bastard. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2607 | There are other ways to make cherry tarts. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2608 | Hey Pop! Are you trying to "cherry-pick" your shot? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2609 | Let's go dad. That cherry pie isn't going to make itself. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2610 | Lets pretend i didn’t forget my glasses at home | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2611 | You realize there are so many things wrong with this scenario right now right? | 1.2128 | 0.05634 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 6 |
2612 | FINE YOU ARE THE GREATEST ARCHER THAT EVER LIVED! Ahhh and A STABLE GENUIS Eric Trump (formally FRUMP) | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2613 | William, give me a few more days to finish the overture. You'll love it. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2614 | You don't want to be known as the one who pierced the cherry; get an apple | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2615 | Our agent made the switch. She figures we now have a shot at America’s Got Talent. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2616 | Dad, how about we go with, " Don't shoot, don't Tell . " | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2617 | Don’t you usually use a longbow? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2618 | Fine, but if it's a raisin next, I'm out. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2619 | I agreed to do this, but man, you've gotta raise that arrow | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2620 | So tell me again how you work this thing | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | Perhaps we should wait until later in the season. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2622 | Big deal. Where's your blindfold? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2623 | If I pull this off they'll name an overture after me. | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 74 | 20 | 0 |
2624 | Dad, couldn’t I just start me in time out like all the other kids in my class? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2625 | I know you're good, but there must be easier ways to de-stone a cherry. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2626 | Don't worry, if you miss we'll blame Trump. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2627 | And on Wednesdays, we wear pink | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2628 | It's not a cherry It's a crab apple. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2629 | Well Dad, I hope the apple pie last night was worth it! | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2630 | Can I have a last cigarette? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2631 | Not everything is black and white. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2632 | After this, I will shoot a currant off your head | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2633 | You did say ‘please, please’ | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2634 | There are other ways to get the pit out. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2635 | Is this for TikTok? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2636 | I asked! Apples are out of season | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2637 | Well, if you're not sure, can I try? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2638 | I'm pretty sure the job description said apple. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2639 | You know the rules - at least 6 feet away, and absolutely no coughing or sneezing. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2640 | Shouldn’t we start with an apple? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2641 | Pleeease dad, can I just have a small bite first | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2642 | There has to be an easier way to make an old fashioned. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2643 | Please, can't we use a watermelon? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2644 | I ate it. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2645 | Why don't we start with a melon and work our way down to this? | 1.2128 | 0.04631 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2646 | c'mon!...what's the worst that can happen? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2647 | It’s cherry season. Can’t we at least wait til apple season? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2648 | OK, next time I'll remember to bring the target. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2649 | Dad, would you consider upgrading to a Granny Smith? | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2650 | YOLO Dad. YOLO son. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2651 | Dad, I thought I was your favorite.. | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2652 | - Objects are bigger than they appear. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2653 | Apples psht... | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2654 | The President said this was the only effective way to administer the vaccine, now hold still Timmy or else we are all done for! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2655 | Be gentle; it's my first time. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2656 | Maybe Grandpa Cherryseed was just jealous of uncle when he made the family motto 'Go Small or Go Home'" | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2657 | When I say 3 you jump little Donald... | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2658 | Mom's going to kill me if my shirt gets torn again. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2659 | Well, it beats staying indoors. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2660 | Why? Because apples aren't in season yet. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2661 | Okay, let's try this again and this time do not aim at the top of the mountain... | 1.2111 | 0.04739 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2662 | Don’t shoot! Please?... Pretty please?... Pretty, pretty please... | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2663 | Are you sure this is the spot? I don't remember the highway . . . and the glacier . . . and the fruit? . . it wasn't a cherry! . . . ohhh, you got it all wrong!! | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2664 | Must we start with the maraschino cherry? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2665 | I think we need to increase your life insurance. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2666 | I bet the Lone Ranger could hit it! | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
2667 | He paused to consider if this was actually a bad idea after all. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2668 | Daughter, my bold attempt has just changed from confident to iffy. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2669 | Sorry Dad, but I think I prefer learning history from my teachers. It’s safer | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2670 | I don’t normally cherry-pick. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2671 | You're supposed to use an apple, Jerk. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2672 | Mine is the biggest apple ever, many people say so. | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
2673 | Father are you SURE there isn't an EASIER way to make APPLE SAUCE??? | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2674 | William was hoping for a cardboard cutout | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2675 | I promise not to eat any more apples! | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2676 | ...now, just like the last theee. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2677 | Maybe we shoot at a bigger fruit, while we’re getting the hang of it? | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
2678 | Robin Hood was skeptical of the Sundae Challenge. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2679 | Remember how much people loved you for the apple? Imagin what this will do for your brand. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2680 | Maybe an apple would be better... Theoni Moschetti Boulder, CO | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2681 | Walter, yes, your mom DID give me permission to do this. " | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2682 | Don't worry, my left eye is my good eye. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2683 | I'm kinda starting to think this is a bad idea... | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2684 | When they were out of apples, I really wish you’d gone with the watermelon. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2685 | Honestly? I'd feel more comfortable if it were an apple. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2686 | Anybody see my glasses?!!! | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2687 | Sorry, but apples are not in season. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2688 | Step back - your arrow looks too big from here. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | Thank you for not using the cannon. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2690 | What I said was, 'Why don't you try it with Jerry on my head.' I can't stand that guy. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | Are you sure you had decaf this morning? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2692 | Can we get a second opinion on this Pa | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2693 | You know it happens to be apple season. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2694 | Now I’m confused. You didn’t say “...with an apple on top.” | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | I swear I did not chop down that cherry tree! | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | Does something bother you father? | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
2697 | It’s better to play with cherries than crossing line of actual control to get apples. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | Heard you were tired of splitting hairs. | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
2699 | Dad, I really wish we had done this near an apple tree. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2700 | Alright girl, let's make it all gray, it'll start again. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2701 | Psst... Dad— we cant be ‘choosers,’ and it’s the only thing they had in season! | 1.2111 | 0.04468 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2702 | Just shoot it, we'll fix it in post-production. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2703 | Dad, don't be mad at me, but I've informed the child welfare authorities that you're not using apples. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2704 | Good cocktails don’t just make themselves... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2705 | I'd be happier if you used something bigger, How about an apple? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2706 | Come on big Daddy. Pop my cherry. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2707 | William, don't tell your Mother! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2708 | He wrote 'Naked Lunch,' among other things. | 1.2105 | 0.05578 | 95 | 81 | 8 | 6 |
2709 | Go ahead and shoot. Let's make history! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2710 | I say one of us eats the cherry, and I find a bird to snipe. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2711 | I made a product placement deal on the side. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2712 | Pop my cherry, she said! | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2713 | No, trust me, dad, Billy Tell got so many likes when he posted his on TikTok! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2714 | Yes, I promise you're my favorite | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2715 | To reiterate, I was just trying to thank you for the archery lessons. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2716 | It’s extreme sports for passive people. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2717 | The first Dr. Pimple Popper did not have today’s medical tools. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2718 | Are you sure we already ate the watermelon? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2719 | Dad, why don't you try an apple first? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2720 | "Dad, I couldn't find a Red Delicious. Will this crabapple work? | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2721 | I know where there are some water melons. | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2722 | Hey Dad , wasn't this supposed to be an apple? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2723 | Where are your glasses? | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2724 | But will that arrow be able to tie the stem into a knot? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2725 | You either put a nerf arrow in that thing or I'm putting a watermelon on my head. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2726 | Could we start with a watermelon? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2727 | Not fair!! Walter got an apple and I've got this lousy cherry!!!! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2728 | I’m a bit near sighted, please tell me what I’m aiming for. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2729 | So you know the difference between a cherry and an apple? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2730 | Why do you hate fruit so much? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2731 | Don't you think is better with an apple? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2732 | OK, apples are expensive. Ever heard of watermelons? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2733 | I'd rather you use a cantaloupe | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2734 | Of course I trust you. It's just ... maybe we should start with a watermelon. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2735 | It's called a 'fail video'. Now close your eyes. | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2736 | Dad, I think that you are taking the downsizing too far. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2737 | If you don't have your contacts in I want to use a watermelon. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2738 | son, this may not be the best time to tell you this, but you're adopted | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2739 | Is your name William or George, now please don't lie! | 1.2088 | 0.05303 |