Contest #725


Cartoon

725

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I’m just saying, after this haircut, it’s difficult to trust you.”
  2. “I now see why you only get me every other weekend.”
  3. “You know, pumpkins are in season, too.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-09-20T05:24:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-10-04T05:24:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-09-28T05:24:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 5, 2020
Number of captions 7679
Number of responses 1039526
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Wait, dad! Your glasses! 2.2418 0.01004 6377 1464 1907 3006
1 I say we wait until apples are back in season. 2.1808 0.01037 6168 1589 1875 2704
2 Maybe we could do this via zoom? 2.1676 0.01060 6325 1808 1649 2868
3 ..and then a blueberry and then we’re done. 2.1176 0.01134 5697 1792 1443 2462
4 What do you mean, 'YOU'RE scared you might miss' ? 2.1145 0.01122 5797 1821 1491 2485
5 You're wearing a skirt, I am in Lederhosen. There is Mount Fuji in the background with a paved road leading to it, but it's the cherry that throws you off? Really? 2.1060 0.01208 5387 1860 1096 2431
6 A helmet infringes on my liberty. 2.0828 0.01634 3042 1119 552 1371
7 William Tell's lesser known brother, Maraschino 2.0631 0.01064 6763 2388 1560 2815
8 Let’s try the Diet Coke and Mentos challenge instead. 2.0596 0.01657 2903 1075 580 1248
9 Either way, your visitation privileges are over. 2.0452 0.02364 1459 563 267 629
10 Remember, I'm a growing boy. 2.0301 0.02216 1695 680 284 731
11 Sourdough baking just didn’t give me the thrill I was after. 2.0285 0.02354 1511 611 246 654
12 You know, pumpkins are in season, too. 2.0201 0.00703 13037 4077 4621 4339
13 Dad we still have time to go to Target and buy a cherry pitter instead 1.9989 0.03038 894 369 157 368
14 These gender reveal events are getting a bit silly now 1.9977 0.03108 877 372 135 370
15 on your Archery License it says you need to wear bifocals when you aim 1.9968 0.02576 1263 531 205 527
16 Sundae scaries 1.9879 0.02694 1241 566 124 551
17 It's a Prunus cerasus marasca. 1.9862 0.02634 1309 603 121 585
18 For Whom The Bill Tells. 1.9806 0.02917 1031 462 127 442
19 I'd be happier if you were aiming at a giant Toblerone bar 1.9790 0.02876 1049 466 139 444
20 I want to change my answer. My favorite food is watermelon. 1.9744 0.00714 12873 4397 4408 4068
21 My luck. I'm in a fruit-centric cartoon. 1.9720 0.02965 1037 487 92 458
22 Then he reached out his hand and took the bow to slay his daughter." Genesis 22 [10 1.9656 0.03003 1017 484 84 449
23 hunny !!! i was going to pierce an arrow into yr toe as you've been begging me to do, but a tiny glowing ball with one long piece of hair has appeared on yr noggin. it is red and i haven't seen any color at all for 120 years which means we are both either blessed or cursed or dreaming a swell dream 1.9655 0.02869 1158 572 54 532
24 Like you always say, Dad, 'Aim high.' 1.9325 0.00767 10914 3895 3861 3158
25 Couldn't you be like all the other dads and mark my height on the tree with a pencil? 1.9325 0.00775 10824 3916 3719 3183
26 I now see why you only get me every other weekend. 1.9309 0.00818 10261 3902 3166 3193
27 Just two more and we’ll get you all cleaned up.” Apple _x_ Cherry __ Raisin _ 1.9117 0.04111 521 254 59 208
28 ünnnh yęæh šhøœt më dåddį 1.8983 0.03984 580 299 41 240
29 You said you and Mom played this game earlier? Where is Mom? 1.8931 0.00819 9992 3941 3178 2873
30 What do you mean ‘either way it will go viral’? 1.8849 0.00932 8112 3378 2290 2444
31 I’m just saying, after this haircut, it’s difficult to trust you. 1.8772 0.00827 9538 3765 3179 2594
32 Are you absolutely sure, Luka? If I miss and you become retard, it's back to living in the shed with your deformed uncle...! 1.8753 0.04690 425 228 22 175
33 Remind me to delete Chekhov from your GoodReads. 1.8657 0.04895 350 173 51 126
34 Sorry Dad, this was Instacart's substitution... 1.8522 0.05040 345 180 36 129
35 Dad, did all of my older brothers really go off to boarding school? 1.8342 0.00828 9036 3670 3194 2172
36 Have you ever seen a road like that? 1.8313 0.05142 332 178 32 122
37 Dad! Glasses! 1.8163 0.00843 8708 3643 3022 2043
38 It'll be fine. Its 2020. What could go wrong? 1.7727 0.01074 5675 2647 1671 1357
39 Let me remind you, Dad, I'm your only tax deduction. 1.7703 0.01053 5368 2363 1878 1127
40 When it's my turn to shoot, you can hold it between your knees! 1.7541 0.01104 5544 2721 1465 1358
41 It was at this moment young Tell regretted eating the apple. 1.7495 0.01123 4926 2301 1558 1067
42 Oh, the stem counts. It definitely counts. 1.7474 0.00962 6159 2731 2253 1175
43 You know, other dads just play catch. 1.7415 0.00866 7378 3239 2807 1332
44 I changed my mind, Dad. The skirt looks good on you. 1.7239 0.01172 4350 2066 1419 865
45 Be the ball, Danny 1.7019 0.06010 208 118 34 56
46 Or we could wait for apple season. 1.6955 0.01139 4157 1946 1531 680
47 Yes, I'm SURE a watermelon won't be too heavy! 1.6744 0.01318 3259 1626 1068 565
48 This is why mom only lets you see me on the weekends. 1.6706 0.01052 4848 2361 1723 764
49 I'd feel alot safer if you put on a mask. 1.6651 0.01443 2998 1606 790 602
50 Homeschooling sucks. 1.6560 0.02210 1340 748 305 287
51 Are you sure we still need to stand six feet apart? 1.6473 0.01527 2450 1284 746 420
52 Little is known of William’s first son, Percival 1.6465 0.01277 3618 1932 1033 653
53 Day 187 of quarantine 1.6275 0.01893 1678 933 437 308
54 Maybe we could try this during pumpkin season 1.6062 0.01231 3337 1759 1133 445
55 I find it hard to believe the farmers' market was out of apples. 1.6029 0.01530 2289 1248 702 339
56 Uhm, the guy on YouTube used an apple. 1.5908 0.01547 2163 1183 682 298
57 You're not William and I'm gonna tell. 1.5892 0.01665 2047 1174 540 333
58 A pumpkin, dad. How about we use a pumpkin? 1.5887 0.01429 2524 1383 796 345
59 Look over there! Squirrel! 1.5871 0.01657 2020 1149 556 315
60 The Great Apple Famine of 1627 had profound impacts far beyond the agricultural sector. 1.5868 0.01945 1481 847 399 235
61 William's dad uses apples 1.5855 0.01509 2234 1241 679 308
62 When I said 'pretty please, with a cherry on top?' this wasn't what I meant. 1.5842 0.01970 1390 784 400 206
63 Renaissance fair, 2018: "Dad, I think you have your stories confused. George Washington was the cherry tree guy. I am pretty sure William Tell had something to do with watermelons." 1.5810 0.01745 1814 1040 494 280
64 Remember, if you mess up, there’s no Overture. 1.5695 0.01738 1877 1110 465 302
65 Can’t we just wait until apples are in season?” 1.5651 0.01713 1773 1014 516 243
66 When you said "Cherry on top." I thought we were going for ice cream daddy!!! 1.5633 0.01786 1699 993 455 251
67 We have advanced to the sudden-death round of the competition. 1.5600 0.01892 1607 971 372 264
68 Shouldn’t we wait for the Overture? 1.5596 0.01943 1494 895 362 237
69 Why did you just switch your body cam off? 1.5566 0.01889 1475 860 409 206
70 You'll never be satisfied, will you? First an apple, now this tiny cherry. What's next, a thimble the size of which holds the capacity for our president to tell the truth? 1.5559 0.01923 1592 979 341 272
71 At least it's not blueberry season. 1.5552 0.01873 1495 872 416 207
72 Alright. I chopped down the damned cherry tree. 1.5546 0.01927 1493 894 370 229
73 I gotta pee! 1.5530 0.01946 1463 878 361 224
74 We could just arrow this cherry into the tree and both swear you did it. 1.5525 0.01945 1428 848 371 209
75 Perhaps you are confusing this with the story of the Princess and the Pea. 1.5518 0.02522 926 573 195 158
76 I told you not to eat the last apple. 1.5491 0.01961 1355 796 374 185
77 Tell you what, how about I fix you a Manhattan instead? 1.5481 0.01928 1403 826 385 192
78 Origins of the lesser-known William Tell Underture. 1.5443 0.02098 1332 832 275 225
79 Mom thinks you should start with the watermelon. 1.5440 0.02157 1239 768 268 203
80 Let's not split hairs 1.5440 0.02000 1296 766 355 175
81 After this, let's attend an indoor political rally without masks or social distancing! 1.5424 0.02142 1250 775 272 203
82 I never thought I'd be so glad that blueberries are out of season. 1.5389 0.02084 1184 703 324 157
83 But you can compare apples and cherries. That’s the point I’m trying to make. 1.5387 0.02150 1151 694 294 163
84 I keep telling you. Size matters! 1.5383 0.02069 1228 737 321 170
85 A cherry? Dad, why do you always have to “one-up” uncle William? 1.5375 0.02100 1146 677 322 147
86 And from this day forward Robert Hood changed his name, gave up drinking, and started taking his archery more seriously. 1.5369 0.02233 1138 708 249 181
87 I have a better idea. You put down the crossbow, and I'll compose a catchy overture named after you. 1.5363 0.02108 1184 713 307 164
88 I'm going to have a lot to say in therapy this week 1.5358 0.02111 1131 669 318 144
89 I'm starting to suspect that I might not be your favourite child. 1.5358 0.02111 1090 635 326 129
90 You don’t have to do every challenge you see online, you know. 1.5349 0.02004 1146 654 371 121
91 Relax. This is but an overture of things to come... 1.5293 0.02210 1092 669 268 155
92 I'm just saying, I don't think this is the same orchard we were in last time. 1.5284 0.02267 1020 621 259 140
93 What do you mean best of five? 1.5267 0.02404 938 581 220 137
94 Don't ask. Don't Tell. 1.5259 0.02359 983 612 225 146
95 Cherries were ON SALE?? 1.5246 0.02363 957 591 230 136
96 I miss the Big Apple 1.5244 0.02310 1003 620 240 143
97 You've always taught me to aim high. I'd like you to do the same. 1.5241 0.02170 975 566 307 102
98 Hans said you couldn’t and I told him you could then Greta said you couldn’t and I told her you could and Miss Gertrude said you couldn’t and I told her you could and the Sven said you couldn’t and I said you could and come on, come on,shoot,shoot 1.5217 0.02636 920 619 122 179
99 I know where we can get a pumpkin, dad. 1.5216 0.02289 972 591 255 126
100 Look at my haircut and this outfit. You'd be doing me a favor. 1.5216 0.02416 903 557 221 125
101 September, 2020: The New Yorker rips off an old Far Side comic. No one notices. 1.5195 0.02516 847 528 198 121
102 I would save that arrow for that bear that is right behind you if I were you. 1.5192 0.02341 936 573 240 123
103 Now I see why you didn't have many friends growing up. 1.5184 0.02393 922 572 222 128
104 Actually, cantaloupes are in season. 1.5173 0.02196 926 538 297 91
105 I would still feel safer if we were wearing masks. 1.5156 0.02368 896 547 236 113
106 Way #102 from “101 Ways to Pit a Cherry” 1.5148 0.02505 876 556 189 131
107 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, a cherry on the head leaves you quite dead 1.5144 0.02473 836 515 212 109
108 I need your complaints about eating the apple like I need a hole in the head. 1.5140 0.02477 891 565 194 132
109 No, Pop! This is not about trust. 1.5122 0.02442 863 535 214 114
110 Geez, Dad, How many times do I have to Tell you... it was an apple tree, no, I mean a watermelon tree... Washington's was the cherry tree. 1.5117 0.02512 856 542 190 124
111 William Tell's cousin - William Tattletail 1.5111 0.02658 857 571 134 152
112 But Dad, if I had known, I wouldn't have eaten the apple. 1.5096 0.02377 834 501 241 92
113 I hope you know more about perspective than the cartoonist. 1.5089 0.02525 790 488 202 100
114 Either way, this is bound to go viral.” 1.5085 0.02448 826 517 200 106
115 I’m just saying, it’s hard to believe nobody in town had an apple! 1.5061 0.02367 818 489 244 85
116 Son, are you sure this will get you a million likes? 1.5058 0.02495 781 478 211 92
117 Dad,we're in the New Yorker, in " the Big Apple". 1.5045 0.02624 771 490 173 108
118 OK, let's split the difference and use a plum. 1.5044 0.02512 801 499 200 102
119 And if William Tell jumped off a bridge would you too? 1.5039 0.02545 766 474 198 94
120 I'd turn my head and look away, but we don't have necks. 1.5020 0.02628 739 464 179 96
121 Why don't we start with a melon and work our way down? 1.5006 0.02424 789 478 227 84
122 Dad. You're 0 for 5. I'm your last kid. 1.4993 0.02697 709 449 166 94
123 Maybe we should hold off on this until 2021? 1.4986 0.02599 734 458 186 90
124 Stand still, Sundae. 1.4979 0.02752 727 474 144 109
125 I hope you"re a better archer than you are a barber. 1.4978 0.02635 685 421 187 77
126 Dad, I would feel a lot safer if we did this over Zoom. 1.4965 0.02717 715 459 157 99
127 6 feet apart" is more of a rule of thumb 1.4960 0.02530 750 464 200 86
128 Don’t shoot, please. Pretty please with a cherry on top? 1.4958 0.02749 716 465 147 104
129 Shouldn't we try this with a watermelon first? 1.4950 0.02587 705 434 193 78
130 Considering that this came out of your Manhattan, no I am not ready! 1.4950 0.02709 705 450 161 94
131 You’re sure he said cherry on top? 1.4950 0.02569 703 430 198 75
132 I do not question your aim, merely your selection of fruit. 1.4946 0.02730 653 407 169 77
133 Dad, where is my brother? 1.4935 0.02758 691 445 151 95
134 I don't think holding still is the problem. 1.4934 0.02577 679 412 199 68
135 Mom wasn’t eaten by wolves, was she? 1.4933 0.02733 671 424 163 84
136 Is it my turn yet? 1.4929 0.02761 700 452 146 99
137 No do-overtures. 1.4926 0.02806 678 440 142 96
138 Can’t I just have a time out? 1.4925 0.02742 668 423 161 84
139 Hope your aim is better here than it is in the bathroom. 1.4918 0.02759 673 430 155 88
140 Unknown to most historians, William Tell had a less fortunate daughter named Willow. 1.4902 0.02675 661 419 152 79
141 Two minutes, I promise. I just have to pee. 1.4894 0.02733 660 417 163 80
142 But I'd really love to hear that overture they wrote for you. First. 1.4894 0.02665 660 409 179 72
143 There's got to be an easier way to do a gender reveal. 1.4876 0.02896 646 425 127 94
144 Wait! Is this why I don't have a Mom? 1.4867 0.02774 639 405 157 77
145 It’s fine! More people die from the flu. 1.4850 0.02859 600 381 147 72
146 Maybe next time we could just do this over Zoom? 1.4848 0.02740 627 392 166 69
147 A crab apple? 1.4848 0.02937 627 414 122 91
148 If you pull this off, I'm gonna tell everyone you popped my cherry! 1.4848 0.03106 627 434 82 111
149 The day Mathew Maraschino became legend. 1.4847 0.02950 621 410 121 90
150 You could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and wouldn't lose any voters. 1.4847 0.03037 621 420 101 100
151 You’re adopted. 1.4835 0.03033 606 406 107 93
152 Although feeling somewhat uneasy, Walter was really dreading blueberry season 1.4825 0.02814 599 377 155 67
153 This is why dads shouldn't babysit. 1.4825 0.02902 599 386 137 76
154 You say you've done this before with some degree of accuracy? 1.4817 0.02926 600 390 131 79
155 Closer.....closer.... 1.4817 0.02770 600 374 163 63
156 How ‘bout we first start with a game of hide and seek? 1.4806 0.02844 593 376 149 68
157 I blame gravity 1.4797 0.03144 592 407 86 99
158 Should we watch the YouTube tutorial one more time? 1.4795 0.02900 586 376 139 71
159 This doesn't seem safe. Where's your mask? 1.4786 0.02971 562 362 131 69
160 Don't look at me like that. 1.4775 0.03034 601 405 105 91
161 It was at this moment, when little Charlie regretted having eaten all the apples 1.4775 0.02845 601 385 145 71
162 Last time that kid says, "Pretty please with a cherry on top." 1.4774 0.03078 576 386 105 85
163 Come to think of it, it wasn't cherry. I cut down a watermelon tree. 1.4774 0.02885 576 367 143 66
164 Next year, I'm going with Mom to Take Your Child to Work Day. 1.4772 0.02950 570 368 132 70
165 Okay, Dad. No more sundaes. 1.4763 0.03067 569 379 109 81
166 We never yodel anymore. 1.4762 0.03024 546 354 124 68
167 An apple's been done, a cherry's been done--but a watermelon?NEVER been done! 1.4756 0.02940 553 353 137 63
168 How come they call me brave when you look at me like this is a stupid idea? 1.4750 0.06203 160 113 18 29
169 Don’t worry, Father. It’s 2020...what could possibly go wrong? 1.4748 0.03016 556 363 122 71
170 William Tell: SVU 1.4740 0.03059 578 388 106 84
171 Why does making a garnish always have to be such a big deal? 1.4735 0.03203 547 373 89 85
172 Let me understand this- I take all the risk, and you get all the credit? 1.4731 0.02873 539 344 138 57
173 Mom always uses the cherry pitter. 1.4729 0.02917 573 370 135 68
174 Seriously, Dad, I'm thinking you should go larger or go home.... 1.4726 0.03209 548 375 87 86
175 Don't be scared, Dad. I do this in Fortnite every day. 1.4709 0.03246 533 365 85 83
176 You realize that Gary Larson did this years ago 1.4709 0.03169 533 358 99 76
177 Whoa! Where's that pumpkin you were practicing with last week? 1.4708 0.02861 565 359 146 60
178 What do you mean, “on average”? 1.4704 0.03004 523 335 130 58
179 We're going out for ice cream after, right? 1.4691 0.02778 550 340 162 48
180 Dad, I think it's supposed to be an apple, not a crabapple. 1.4690 0.03156 548 372 95 81
181 If it's OK with you, let's just make up some fake news. 1.4677 0.03197 541 370 89 82
182 You can buy them already pitted. 1.4663 0.02957 534 343 133 58
183 The end of the Tell family line in Switzerland. 1.4661 0.03082 502 325 120 57
184 These Apple products keep getting smaller. 1.4656 0.03138 509 336 109 64
185 And you wonder why I’m a momma’s boy? 1.4656 0.03138 509 336 109 64
186 I think I should use the restroom 1.4655 0.03194 537 367 90 80
187 Can we plant watermelons next year, Papa? 1.4655 0.02909 537 342 140 55
188 I probably should mention I'm also color blind. 1.4654 0.03181 535 364 93 78
189 How about I put the arrowhead on my head, and you shoot the cherry at me? 1.4651 0.03061 501 323 123 55
190 It can't be any worse than this haircut. 1.4647 0.02796 538 334 158 46
191 Be practical, this is not the time to split heirs. 1.4640 0.03099 528 351 109 68
192 Apple, the origin story” 1.4634 0.03320 492 336 84 72
193 Dad, I really think tying the stem with your tongue would be more impressive. 1.4632 0.03373 475 324 82 69
194 Why can't we just focus on fishing and let Uncle William be best at archery? 1.4617 0.03137 509 338 107 64
195 When I said we should start small, I meant big. 1.4611 0.03140 475 308 115 52
196 What happens next? Time will tell. 1.4609 0.03220 512 348 92 72
197 The little known story of William Tell's other son. 1.4607 0.03097 484 313 119 52
198 Can we practice with the apple some more? 1.4606 0.03229 482 321 100 61
199 Is this the Overture or the Finale? 1.4592 0.03102 503 331 113 59
200 I heard an apple works better. Just sayin. 1.4591 0.02912 501 315 142 44
201 Sorry, liebschen. Bad apple harvest this year. 1.4589 0.03182 475 312 108 55
202 "William told me any fool can do it with an apple 1.4589 0.03325 475 325 83 67
203 You are sure the optometrist said 20 20? 1.4589 0.03332 475 323 86 66
204 Well, in THIS case, size DOES matter, Dad!” 1.4589 0.03168 475 311 110 54
205 Or we could go fishing. 1.4584 0.02931 493 310 140 43
206 It's not true. Size does matter. 1.4578 0.03201 474 313 105 56
207 Wish we hadn't eaten the watermelon. 1.4571 0.03227 466 308 103 55
208 Let's make it an apple and I won't tell mom about that thing with the sheep. 1.4566 0.03218 484 324 99 61
209 Let’s make applesauce 1.4560 0.03372 489 341 73 75
210 I had no choice - none of the apples were organic. 1.4555 0.03320 494 342 79 73
211 I just think we should wait a few more days for Pumpkin Spice season 1.4547 0.03312 486 334 83 69
212 My story asks for an apple - the cherry goes with George Washington 1.4540 0.03315 478 327 85 66
213 Don’t you think we can come up with a better father-son activity? 1.4528 0.03338 466 318 85 63
214 William "Don't Tell Mom" 1.4521 0.03420 449 308 79 62
215 FYI, there’s a watermelon in the fridge. 1.4520 0.03124 469 306 114 49
216 Why is there a paved two-lane asphalt highway behind me? 1.4520 0.03210 469 312 102 55
217 It's all they had left at the farmer's market. Do you want to do this thing or not? 1.4520 0.03349 469 322 82 65
218 Perhaps we should wait until apples are in season! 1.4520 0.03080 469 303 120 46
219 Are you wearing your contacts? 1.4518 0.03332 467 319 85 63
220 Just my luck... cherry season. 1.4518 0.03089 467 302 119 46
221 The way I see it, either you nail it or it’s not my problem anymore. 1.4518 0.03234 467 312 99 56
222 Omg! There’s a bear behind you! 1.4508 0.03301 457 308 92 57
223 Of course I trust you dad. It's the arrow I'm not so sure about. 1.4505 0.03313 444 297 94 53
224 I'm sorry I ate your apple, Mr. Tell. Really, I am. 1.4498 0.03281 458 308 94 56
225 Aim high for once in your life. 1.4498 0.03178 458 301 108 49
226 Oh, alright, I'll show you how to set up an Instagram account. 1.4489 0.03310 450 303 92 55
227 I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be a cherry. 1.4487 0.03365 448 305 85 58
228 I am allergic to apples. 1.4467 0.03426 450 312 75 63
229 The selection of a cherry, rather than an apple, confirmed William's suspicion of his step-father. 1.4465 0.03161 430 277 114 39
230 I'm starting to wish we visited the apple orchard instead. 1.4464 0.03380 448 307 82 59
231 Let's quit while we're ahead and I still have one. 1.4452 0.03266 438 291 99 48
232 On second thought, I will clean my room. 1.4442 0.03147 439 285 113 41
233 Can't we wait until apple season starts? 1.4439 0.03187 428 278 110 40
234 Okay, I'm sorry that I ate the apple! 1.4439 0.02974 428 266 134 28
235 Hey, Dad! Can you just hold on a sec while I go get a cantaloupe? 1.4439 0.03467 428 295 76 57
236 Make sure this an overture, not a finale. 1.4439 0.03213 428 281 102 43
237 Dad, this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted ice cream. 1.4439 0.03588 419 294 64 61
238 Dad , are you sure you don't want to wait for the pumpkin season? 1.4439 0.03183 419 270 112 37
239 I hope you make this one. You're running out of children. 1.4433 0.03489 406 276 80 50
240 Trust me Dad. This is how you become an internet sensation- 1.4429 0.03413 429 293 82 54
241 Do tell? No! Don't, Tell. 1.4423 0.03669 407 288 58 61
242 Can’t I just get grounded like a normal kid? 1.4408 0.03148 422 272 114 36
243 Your Trust Exercises are hard. 1.4405 0.03434 420 287 81 52
244 The Legend of William Don't Tell 1.4405 0.03212 420 274 107 39
245 Dad, the king asked whether I could dance and sing, not whether you could lance a bing. 1.4397 0.03413 398 266 89 43
246 You just had to tell everyone how easy the apple was. 1.4383 0.03231 413 270 105 38
247 Can I take back the crack about the skirt? 1.4383 0.03268 413 272 101 40
248 What say we swap out the cherry for an apple? 1.4383 0.03494 413 285 75 53
249 I know I said cherry pie is my favorite, but I think I’m leaning towards pumpkin. 1.4383 0.03250 413 271 103 39
250 It's just an expression, Dad, and I said it with a twinge of teenage sarcasm. 1.4383 0.03460 413 283 79 51
251 You know, you could just get that little cherry pitter gadget. 1.4383 0.03231 413 270 105 38
252 Mom always uses an apple. 1.4380 0.03242 411 269 104 38
253 You're not the only one with a quiver. 1.4380 0.03386 411 276 88 46
254 Practice makes perfect!!! 1.4373 0.03498 407 280 76 51
255 How about we go virtual on this one? 1.4353 0.03008 402 277 84 40
256 Cherry on top. Mount Fuji appears out of nowhere. We must be in a Murakami novel. 1.4351 0.03700 370 257 65 48
257 Pit or miss. 1.4350 0.03578 400 279 68 53
258 Apple said it would be copyright infringement... 1.4350 0.03435 400 271 84 45
259 Why don’t we spend weekends yodeling like normal families? 1.4347 0.03355 398 265 93 40
260 You couldn't find an apple? 1.4347 0.03538 398 275 73 50
261 Can I go home and get an apple and your eye glasses? 1.4347 0.03355 398 265 93 40
262 Can’t we just buy a cherry pitter like a normal family? 1.4332 0.03544 397 275 72 50
263 I regret not choosing ‘truth’. 1.4332 0.03489 374 251 84 39
264 William Maraschino never got the fame he deserved. 1.4322 0.03279 391 266 85 40
265 Why couldn't we stick to apples? 1.4322 0.03548 391 270 73 48
266 This may or may not hurt. 1.4322 0.03492 391 267 79 45
267 A watermelon would work just fine, dad. 1.4319 0.03188 389 250 110 29
268 Although William Tell gained fame for shooting an apple off his sons head,his tragic attempt with a cherry and the neighbor boy was never publicized . 1.4315 0.03303 387 254 99 34
269 So if you lose, I get ice cream after this, right? 1.4315 0.03575 387 268 71 48
270 Father, could we start with a watermelon or at least a large apple? 1.4311 0.03632 392 276 63 53
271 What do you mean ‘Jim used to volunteer, but has moved on’? 1.4298 0.03601 349 235 78 36
272 You always said “aim high.” I’m sure you were right. 1.4297 0.03237 384 249 105 30
273 You want a cherry; I want a watermelon. Can we compromise and use an apple? 1.4289 0.02923 380 254 91 29
274 Is this when I lose my cherry?" 1.4278 0.03627 374 260 68 46
275 How about an apple? Apples are good. 1.4271 0.03277 377 246 101 30
276 Is this what happened to Mom? 1.4255 0.03477 369 249 83 37
277 I wouldn't have eaten that apple off the table if I had known what you had planned to do with it. 1.4255 0.03602 369 255 71 43
278 Or, you could just teach me to ride a bicycle. 1.4255 0.03304 369 241 99 29
279 You know, you're gonna spend years in therapy over this. 1.4254 0.03325 362 236 98 28
280 Are you sure there’s nothing good to watch on Netflix? 1.4249 0.03809 353 250 56 47
281 Don’t worry I’m basically 9 out of 10 on these things. 1.4247 0.03631 365 253 69 43
282 Trust me, my degree in archery is from Trump University 1.4247 0.03693 365 256 63 46
283 Allow me to borrow your bow for a minute, and I'll return it -- no strings attached." 1.4244 0.04186 271 187 53 31
284 Dad, when you said a small, red fruit, I was kinda thinking of an apple. 1.4241 0.03777 349 245 60 44
285 Or,we could go on a nice bike ride! 1.4241 0.03529 349 234 82 33
286 I do trust you, Dad, but I'd still prefer the watermelon. 1.4241 0.03458 349 231 88 30
287 When you said cherry on top, I thought you meant an ice cream sundae. 1.4241 0.03621 349 238 74 37
288 Alexa, queue ‘hit me with your best shot’ 1.4238 0.03597 361 248 73 40
289 Your rivalry with William Tell is getting unhealthy. 1.4236 0.03590 347 235 77 35
290 I was led to believe this involved ice cream. 1.4227 0.03392 362 240 91 31
291 Now you're just showing off. 1.4218 0.03618 358 247 71 40
292 Because you are my least favorite, that's why. Now hold still. 1.4218 0.03725 358 252 60 45
293 This is not how the Swiss pit our cherries. 1.4209 0.03777 354 251 57 46
294 The president said it was safe! 1.4207 0.03725 347 242 64 41
295 Father, let’s not split heirs 1.4205 0.03685 352 245 66 41
296 Dad,,please put your glasses on.. 1.4202 0.03469 357 240 84 33
297 Dad, please don't let your past success go to my head. 1.4195 0.03557 348 236 78 34
298 What happened to the Big Apple? 1.4188 0.03511 351 237 81 33
299 Next time I’m doing the shopping. 1.4174 0.03761 345 243 60 42
300 Are you sure this will cure the hiccups? 1.4174 0.03482 345 231 84 30
301 Is this about the haircut? Be honest. 1.4169 0.03321 343 223 97 23
302 Squirrel! 1.4162 0.03562 334 225 79 30
303 Papa, I believe you have the George Washington story terribly wrong 1.4144 0.03644 333 228 72 33
304 Could you at least put on your glasses? 1.4142 0.03531 338 228 80 30
305 What do you mean, your 'other sons'? 1.4118 0.03619 323 219 75 29
306 I am not doing this until you tell me what happened to Mom. 1.4109 0.03632 331 227 72 32
307 Man, boy, apple, arrow, Alps 1.4109 0.03781 331 233 60 38
308 I'm beginning to think that I'm not your favorite son, after all. 1.4109 0.03344 331 216 94 21
309 So I picked what was in season—shoot me. 1.4109 0.03582 331 225 76 30
310 It's a shame watermelon aren't in season. 1.4103 0.03870 329 235 53 41
311 For the insurance papers: I wanted an apple. 1.4099 0.03731 322 223 66 33
312 Why not wait until pumpkin season? 1.4099 0.03545 322 216 80 26
313 The hat, the beard, the cross-bow, and the outfit are all perfect, but I still get this nagging feeling that we’ve gotten something wrong. 1.4099 0.03434 322 212 88 22
314 Just a sec, dad. Would it make a difference if you knew I'm now your daughter? 1.4099 0.03884 322 229 54 39
315 Quick ... before TikTok is banned 1.4099 0.03808 322 226 60 36
316 Whoever said that size does not matter is definitely wrong. 1.4093 0.04615 215 150 42 23
317 It was the biggest cherry I could find 1.4088 0.03919 318 227 52 39
318 What say I make you a Manhattan and we wait for the apple harvest, Dad? 1.4075 0.03566 319 215 78 26
319 Thus began and ended the Legend of Johnny Cherryseed. 1.4073 0.03937 302 213 55 34
320 This isn't the way I wanted to lose my cherry! 1.4069 0.03927 317 227 51 39
321 Wait! I have an idea for a new Claes Oldenburg sculpture! 1.4069 0.03609 317 215 75 27
322 Father, just remember, you’ve had a vasectomy. 1.4069 0.03745 317 220 65 32
323 What was wrong with the pumpkin? 1.4069 0.03582 317 214 77 26
324 Shooting apples is so 1380's 1.4065 0.03928 310 222 49 38
325 Ok, but next time you order apples for home delivery you have to say "no substitutions". 1.4051 0.03769 311 216 64 31
326 Johann's father can shoot the target with his eyes closed. 1.4051 0.04036 316 231 42 43
327 Is now the wrong time to tell you I have the hiccups? 1.4038 0.03353 312 223 60 28
328 You and Uncle William are so competitive 1.4038 0.03619 312 212 74 26
329 Our name is "Tell", of course Mom's going to hear about it. 1.4033 0.03780 300 207 65 28
330 So, I’m guessing this has to do with me asking if there’s any real difference between a tunic and a dress. 1.4033 0.03821 305 213 61 31
331 Aim high, Dad. 1.4032 0.03664 310 212 71 27
332 And if you miss my dying wish is that the next President will nominate RBGs replacement. 1.4032 0.03831 310 218 59 33
333 Okay, maybe not a pumpkin, but can we at least compromise? 1.4032 0.03969 315 228 47 40
334 Dad, I think its time you stopped drinking Manhattans while reading William Burroughs! 1.4026 0.03811 303 211 62 30
335 Ok Dad - jeez, I'll clean up my room! 1.4026 0.03957 308 221 50 37
336 This seems safer than being alone with the President. 1.4013 0.03817 299 208 62 29
337 Are you trying to get me killed? Put on a mask! 1.4007 0.03804 302 213 58 31
338 What do you mean, double or nothing? 1.4000 0.03718 300 206 68 26
339 Can’t you practice on your OWN kid? 1.4000 0.03627 300 203 74 23
340 The day William rose to his level of incompetence. 1.4000 0.03854 295 206 60 29
341 I ate it. I was hoping to keep the doctor away. 1.3993 0.03970 298 213 51 34
342 You need to research your historical re-enactments better. The cherry tree was George Washington; the apple on the head was William Tell. 1.3980 0.03930 299 213 53 33
343 But I'm sure I heard him say "mcintosh," not "maraschino." 1.3973 0.03619 297 201 74 22
344 I think I’m in the wrong story. 1.3973 0.03920 297 211 54 32
345 How about we try a water melon first. 1.3973 0.03712 297 204 68 25
346 If you use an apple, they'll write an overture for you. 1.3973 0.03712 297 204 68 25
347 How did the appointment with the eye doctor turn out? 1.3966 0.03613 290 195 75 20
348 May I make a suggestion? 1.3959 0.03746 293 202 66 25
349 Seeing as Halloween is just around the corner, wouldn't a pumpkin be more appropriate? 1.3958 0.03352 288 201 66 21
350 It’s 2020, nothing could go wrong. 1.3952 0.03811 291 205 58 28
351 Are you telling me there's no risk because you don't want to panic me? 1.3949 0.04008 276 195 53 28
352 Don't point there! 1.3936 0.04163 282 206 41 35
353 I hope your vision is better than 2020. 1.3936 0.04163 282 206 41 35
354 It's just a gender reveal! What could go wrong? 1.3929 0.04154 280 204 42 34
355 Wait, isn't this the maraschino cherry from the cocktail you just drank? 1.3921 0.03750 278 190 67 21
356 There is no chance in hell this will be accurately reported hundreds of years from now 1.3915 0.03822 281 195 62 24
357 My pastor says I have to keep this until I get married 1.3899 0.04216 277 204 38 35
358 Social distancing notwithstanding, daddy, perhaps you could step a couple of feet closer? 1.3899 0.03686 277 188 70 19
359 The rule says to use a fruit the size of a normal human brain, not Donald Trump's brain! 1.3899 0.03960 277 196 54 27
360 As a motivational speaker , I say . . . AIM HIGH! 1.3899 0.03860 277 193 60 24
361 Dad, when are you going back to work? 1.3889 0.03965 270 190 55 25
362 If you hit the cherry,the pandemic ends. If you hit me,I don't have to deal with the pandemic anymore. Either way,I win. 1.3885 0.03711 278 190 68 20
363 Is this how Granny Smith died? 1.3877 0.03968 276 196 53 27
364 William Tell: The Lesser Known Works 1.3877 0.03968 276 196 53 27
365 What's the hurry dad? The other fruit will be ready in September! 1.3877 0.04067 276 199 47 30
366 I know crabapples are technically apples, that’s not my point. 1.3877 0.03799 276 191 63 22
367 I forgot the apple password 1.3860 0.03836 272 189 61 22
368 Wait, no. Do the one where you tie the stem with your tongue. 1.3860 0.03836 272 189 61 22
369 This explains the apple in my Shirley Temple. 1.3860 0.03975 272 193 53 26
370 Look, if things were up to me I wouldn’t be wearing this dress. But here we are. 1.3858 0.04166 267 194 43 30
371 You've done this before, right? 1.3852 0.04131 270 196 44 30
372 Might I suggest a melon? 1.3852 0.03558 270 180 76 14
373 And another thing. I am not in fact your son. 1.3852 0.03746 270 185 66 19
374 Oh yeah? Well my real dad can do it, Gary. 1.3843 0.03981 268 190 53 25
375 Billy says he and his dad play catch. 1.3831 0.04020 261 185 52 24
376 Please Dad, use an apple for history's sake. 1.3831 0.03755 261 178 66 17
377 Substitute an apple and you will be a legend. 1.3831 0.03871 261 181 60 20
378 I think you’ll get more likes if you start with an apple. 1.3831 0.04093 261 187 48 26
379 What do you mean ‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’? 1.3831 0.03909 261 182 58 21
380 Go ahead. I read on Facebook that kids are basically immune to dying from arrows. 1.3831 0.03946 261 183 56 22
381 Everyone knows you are the best. No need to prove it. 1.3822 0.03612 259 173 73 13
382 Your brother flinched. Don’t flinch and you’ll be fine. 1.3822 0.04079 259 185 49 25
383 Mom says it's ok if you miss... 1.3822 0.04187 259 188 43 28
384 Who orchestrated this? 1.3822 0.03891 259 180 59 20
385 Before we begin, I'd like to make a brief overture. 1.3822 0.04005 259 183 53 23
386 Are you sure this is the best way to remove the pit? 1.3822 0.03891 259 180 59 20
387 I prefer moms trick where she ties the stem with her tongue 1.3822 0.03891 259 180 59 20
388 Wait! Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask” 1.3822 0.03813 259 178 63 18
389 I thought that whole "cherry on top" thing was just an expression. 1.3813 0.04138 257 185 46 26
390 Hey dad, after this can we watch the Lone Ranger? I’ve got the theme song stuck in my head“ 1.3813 0.04101 257 184 48 25
391 At least pick a target we can use to make pumpkin spice lattes. 1.3813 0.04210 257 187 42 28
392 Can't we start with the pineapple this time? 1.3813 0.03988 257 181 54 22
393 Dad, we do apples. The whole cherry thing was George Washington, remember? 1.3813 0.04101 257 184 48 25
394 Could we try a watermelon? 1.3813 0.03988 257 181 54 22
395 Dad, let me say you're pushing your pissing contest with uncle Wilhem a trifle too far... 1.3813 0.04352 257 191 34 32
396 Why nobody talks about William Tell's firstborn. 1.3800 0.03904 250 173 59 18
397 Go ahead, boomer - you've ruined everything else for us. 1.3800 0.03986 250 175 55 20
398 If you use an apple instead, and hit it, your hometown will be famous throughout crossword history . 1.3800 0.04026 250 176 53 21
399 Did you check the back of the fridge? 1.3798 0.04050 258 184 50 24
400 Dad, I wish you wouldn't say, "I love you son." just before you fire. 1.3794 0.04146 253 182 46 25
401 This is a pretty extreme way to teach me division. 1.3792 0.04059 240 168 53 19
402 Wait, isn’t it my turn? Or are we playing by McConnell rules? 1.3782 0.04252 238 171 44 23
403 Daddy, if I let you do this can I have a pony? 1.3780 0.04316 254 188 36 30
404 Pray, Tell... 1.3780 0.04017 254 179 52 22
405 You can come closer than six feet. 1.3780 0.03736 254 173 66 15
406 And then it's my turn. 1.3780 0.04094 254 182 48 24
407 I feel like history will write this differently. 1.3770 0.04009 244 171 54 19
408 So this head shot will help me break into modeling? 1.3770 0.04304 252 186 37 29
409 I’m uncomfortable with the double entendre too but I’m more worried about your aim. 1.3770 0.03838 252 174 61 17
410 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a cherry on your head - boom, you’re dead. 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
411 I wish water melons were in season too. 1.3760 0.03731 250 170 66 14
412 The lesser known and tragic Tell brother who tried to one up William. 1.3750 0.04123 248 178 47 23
413 And then I get to shoot the feather off of your head. 1.3750 0.04002 248 175 53 20
414 Social distancing be damned! Come closer. 1.3750 0.04083 248 177 49 22
415 Is this because I made fun of your dress? 1.3745 0.03741 251 179 53 19
416 I'm thinking I would like you to start out with a pineapple!" 1.3740 0.03898 246 171 58 17
417 Why couldn’t you be a shepherd like Timmy’s dad? 1.3740 0.03898 246 171 58 17
418 I'm thinking this may not be the best way to pit a cherry. 1.3740 0.04303 246 181 38 27
419 I know it’s a cherry. You must have really pissed them off this time. 1.3740 0.04492 246 186 28 32
420 don’t worry we can always edit during production 1.3740 0.04106 246 176 48 22
421 It's 2020. Aim right for the head. 1.3730 0.04249 244 178 41 25
422 If you really want to kill me, just send me back to school." 1.3730 0.04249 244 178 41 25
423 I hope becoming a legend is worth my therapy bills. 1.3730 0.03876 244 169 59 16
424 Sorry, this is too Freudian for me. 1.3719 0.03983 242 170 54 18
425 You can do it, dad! The whole world will know the name 'Wallace Tork!' 1.3719 0.04152 242 174 46 22
426 "I hope you'll miss me." 1.3719 0.04274 242 177 40 25
427 Perhaps now is a good time to ask ourselves, “What problem are we really trying to solve here?” 1.3713 0.04085 237 168 50 19
428 There’s two ways this can go viral. 1.3708 0.04048 240 170 51 19
429 I,m starting to get a pit in my stomach. 1.3708 0.04175 240 173 45 22
430 Please don’t, Tell! 1.3708 0.04091 240 171 49 20
431 How about a pumpkin? A pumpkin would be good. 1.3707 0.03962 232 161 56 15
432 Can we wait to try this during grapefruit season? 1.3707 0.04279 232 168 42 22
433 Don’t mean to cherry pick, but wouldn’t an apple be better? 1.3707 0.04322 232 169 40 23
434 Can’t you just take me fishing like the other dads? 1.3707 0.04055 232 163 52 17
435 Daddy, I am almost sure the man said pumpkin. 1.3707 0.04408 232 171 36 25
436 I’ve never tried this during cherry season 1.3697 0.03800 238 163 62 13
437 This is very wrong on several levels 1.3697 0.04283 238 174 40 24
438 Wouldn't a Nerf dart make the same point? 1.3697 0.03847 238 164 60 14
439 How come my brother got an apple? 1.3691 0.03948 233 162 56 15
440 You know, there are easier ways to pit cherries. 1.3691 0.03853 233 160 60 13
441 Trust me, I watched the masterclass 1.3691 0.04220 233 168 44 21
442 I'd prefer a watermelon. 1.3686 0.03959 236 165 55 16
443 Can't this wait until apples are in season? 1.3686 0.03913 236 164 57 15
444 Maybe instead we should see a therapist. 1.3686 0.04004 236 166 53 17
445 Your son, your own son, for 15 minutes of fame? 1.3686 0.04308 236 173 39 24
446 Can we wait for apple season? 1.3686 0.04223 236 171 43 22
447 Are you sure they said ‘I scream with a cherry on top’? 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
448 Dad, I think an apple fits better with the original story line. 1.3686 0.03867 236 168 51 17
449 Look Daddy - I'm a sundae! 1.3675 0.04500 234 176 30 28
450 Your rivalry with Uncle Will is getting out of hand. 1.3675 0.03981 234 164 54 16
451 When they go low, you aim high. 1.3652 0.04386 230 170 36 24
452 Can I go to the bathroom first? I kinda got to pee, real bad. 1.3652 0.03680 230 170 41 18
453 Don't shoot! I've wandered into the wrong joke 1.3652 0.04025 230 162 52 16
454 There’s an Overture riding on this. 1.3640 0.04142 228 161 47 17
455 You remember that you missed the watermelon, right?" 1.3628 0.03923 226 157 56 13
456 If you switch to a larger piece of fruit, I’ll ask my music teacher to name an overture after you. 1.3628 0.04022 226 159 52 15
457 You know, Mom has a better way to pit a cherry. 1.3628 0.04166 226 162 46 18
458 Forget any overture. Make this & they'll write a whole symphony 1.3628 0.03872 226 161 50 15
459 Do as you're always telling me: "Aim high". 1.3628 0.04070 226 160 50 16
460 Don’t worry honey, I practiced with your mother. God rest her soul. 1.3616 0.04044 224 158 51 15
461 I don't know how to tell you this, Dad, but it's already been popped. 1.3616 0.04377 224 165 37 22
462 Crabapple? You didn't hear them say pineapple? 1.3616 0.04044 224 158 51 15
463 I wish you drank something other than Manhattans. 1.3616 0.04238 224 162 43 19
464 This doesn’t count as having 'The Talk', dad. I still have questions 1.3616 0.04285 224 163 41 20
465 We've been stuck at home for six months. Can't you think of another game for us to play? 1.3616 0.03893 224 155 57 12
466 You know when I asked you for a new crossbow and I said “please with a cherry on top” I didn’t mean literally... 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
467 If you miss, the Lone Ranger will never have a theme song. 1.3612 0.03958 227 159 54 14
468 But you already have a feather in your cap. 1.3604 0.04263 222 161 42 19
469 Hold on, Dad. There's an apple in my lunchbox. 1.3604 0.03914 222 154 56 12
470 I now regret eating your apple. 1.3591 0.04141 220 157 47 16
471 Actually, Dad, I’ll give up my phone for a week. 1.3591 0.04141 220 157 47 16
472 I know how much you love a good challenge, but I still think we should start with a watermelon. 1.3591 0.03936 220 153 55 12
473 Is this really the best substitution your Whole Foods shopper could find? 1.3591 0.04191 220 158 45 17
474 I didn't think it would come to this when mommy said 'wait till your father gets home'. 1.3591 0.04240 220 158 41 18
475 I would rather be the apple of your eye 1.3591 0.04191 220 158 45 17
476 Is this a bad time to bring up mom’s new boyfriend? 1.3591 0.04191 220 158 45 17
477 Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse. 1.3591 0.04337 220 161 39 20
478 Could you at least aim for the stem? 1.3591 0.03988 220 154 53 13
479 Before we do this you should know: I have trust issues. 1.3591 0.04240 220 159 43 18
480 ...and of course the symbolism will make future psychiatrists go bananas. 1.3591 0.04091 220 156 49 15
481 Crossbows don’t kill people, son. People kill people. 1.3591 0.04141 220 157 47 16
482 Now I understand why the apple kept the doctor away 1.3591 0.04091 220 156 49 15
483 First let me go inside and get the bowl you used for my haircut. 1.3578 0.04191 218 159 41 18
484 This is my first time too. 1.3578 0.04266 218 158 42 18
485 You COULD wait until apples are ripe. 1.3578 0.04115 218 155 48 15
486 It just feels like you’re compensating for something.” 1.3578 0.04315 218 159 40 19
487 If we're really doing this, Dad, how about an AR-15 with sniper scope? 1.3578 0.04315 218 159 40 19
488 Are you sure you don't want your glasses ? 1.3578 0.04063 218 154 50 14
489 Maybe size really does matter.... 1.3578 0.04412 218 161 36 21
490 Tell me again, what do I get out of this? 1.3578 0.04011 218 153 52 13
491 I ate the apple. So shoot me. 1.3578 0.04412 218 161 36 21
492 There is much better lighting over by that apple tree. 1.3578 0.04166 218 156 46 16
493 Remember dad, be the cherry. 1.3578 0.03958 218 152 54 12
494 Ok, I feel personally targeted. 1.3578 0.04216 218 157 44 17
495 This is the only time that “starting small” doesn’t feel appropriate 1.3578 0.03958 218 152 54 12
496 It’s not your aim I’m worried about, it’s your hiccups. 1.3575 0.03973 221 155 53 13
497 This will go viral on Youtube- either way 1.3565 0.04342 216 158 39 19
498 Alas, no. The apple was just an overture. 1.3565 0.04342 216 158 39 19
499 Stand still, or there will be no Overture. 1.3553 0.05476 152 115 20 17
500 I don't care if it worked on Switzerland's Got Talent. 1.3551 0.04163 214 153 46 15
501 Would you settle for a "Certificate of Participation"? 1.3551 0.04369 214 157 38 19
502 I must say, these pandemic haircuts are getting rather extreme. 1.3551 0.04613 214 162 28 24
503 William, in this case, size does matter 1.3551 0.04163 214 153 46 15
504 I'd feel more confident if we did this with an apple. 1.3551 0.04613 214 162 28 24
505 And just like that, Ethelfred’s nannying career came to a swift end. 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
506 On second thought, this haircut is perfect. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
507 I have to pee. 1.3535 0.04352 215 158 38 19
508 It's downsizing, William. We're all doing more with less. 1.3524 0.04214 210 151 44 15
509 This is not what I envisioned when you asked if I could help you "with a cherry on top." 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
510 Meanwhile, someone props a whole damn apple on a sundae. 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
511 Dad, I think you're confusing hunting and gathering. 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
512 Seriously, a cherry”? 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
513 Yeah, Dad, I know I complained about going to the Renaissance Faire with you, but I changed my mind and that sounds like more fun. 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
514 Can I try it on you first? 1.3524 0.04214 210 151 44 15
515 Didn't read the story, did ya? 1.3524 0.04214 210 151 44 15
516 What do you mean you can’t find your glasses” 1.3512 0.04112 205 145 48 12
517 I’ll tell you a secret about Mom and Baron Attinghausen when you’re done. 1.3512 0.04554 205 153 32 20
518 Not unless I get to shoot off your feather. 1.3512 0.04283 205 148 42 15
519 Dad, could I have my turn first? 1.3512 0.04283 205 148 42 15
520 What if we put it on top of ice cream instead? 1.3512 0.04283 205 148 42 15
521 The apple was bad enough. Can’t we quit while I have a head? 1.3510 0.05332 151 113 23 15
522 Don't panic! It's no more dangerous than the flu! 1.3498 0.04476 203 150 35 18
523 A real man would just come over here and slap it off my head. That's what a real man would do. 1.3498 0.04077 203 143 49 11
524 It’s a lot safer doing this on zoom. 1.3498 0.04137 203 144 47 12
525 Don't do this, pretty please, with a cherry on top. 1.3498 0.04310 203 147 41 15
526 Yeah, I know that mountain looks just like a breast, now concentrate. 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
527 What's the worst that can happen? 1.3498 0.04253 203 146 43 14
528 Mom could do it. 1.3498 0.04137 203 144 47 12
529 Do you always have to one-up Billy Tell’s dad 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
530 Just thinking out loud here: maybe we reverse the order and try the apple *first*. 1.3498 0.04253 203 146 43 14
531 Hey dad, what's say we start with a watermelon? 1.3483 0.03786 201 137 58 6
532 Honestly, I’d feel more comfortable with a watermelon. 1.3483 0.04279 201 145 42 14
533 Please tell me you're not distracted by that mountain. 1.3483 0.04394 201 147 38 16
534 I think the apple story will be good enough. 1.3483 0.04221 201 144 44 13
535 Hey dad, how did your cataract operation go? 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
536 Can’t we just wait until apple season? 1.3483 0.04162 201 143 46 12
537 I think we should wait for watermelon season. 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
538 When they were out of apples, you could have bought a watermelon. 1.3483 0.04394 201 147 38 16
539 You've been making overtures for a month now. Just do it already. 1.3483 0.04279 201 145 42 14
540 Tell me again. Who keeps their eyes closed? 1.3483 0.04101 201 142 48 11
541 You are aiming for the cherry, right Dad? 1.3483 0.04162 201 143 46 12
542 Either way this is going viral 1.3483 0.04279 201 142 41 13
543 The origin of little Donald Trump's lifelong obsession with his hair. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
544 Yeah, I know I’m comparing apples to cherries. That’s kind of the point here. 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
545 But Dad, this is not how I wanted to lose it. 1.3467 0.04536 199 148 33 18
546 So you and your brother William are pretty competitive huh? 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
547 You'll blame it on the wind, won't you. 1.3465 0.04145 202 144 46 12
548 This is not the ‘cherry on top’ I imagined. 1.3465 0.04204 202 145 44 13
549 Well Dad, if you hadn't given me your abnormally large head, the apple wouldn't look so small. 1.3457 0.04284 188 134 42 11
550 Mom's gonna be mad if you get cherry juice on my shirt. 1.3452 0.04151 197 140 46 11
551 The lesser, and more tragic tale of Larry Tell, Williams younger brother. 1.3452 0.04393 197 144 38 15
552 Stop squinting! ...you're making me nervous. 1.3452 0.04213 197 141 44 12
553 Can't we just play catch? 1.3452 0.04088 197 139 48 10
554 Dad, I could remove the pit by myself! 1.3452 0.04393 197 144 38 15
555 Dad, I really am sorry I ate your last apple. 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
556 I knew we should've grown watermelons. 1.3452 0.04679 197 149 28 20
557 Does this fruit make me look fat? 1.3452 0.04452 197 145 36 16
558 Dad, I think William would be better at this, don't you? 1.3436 0.04301 195 141 41 13
559 Father, I'm not nervous; mother said you couldn't hit the side of a barn! 1.3436 0.04176 195 139 45 11
560 Whatasay we try this with a pumpkin first, instead? 1.3436 0.04048 195 137 49 9
561 Maybe you could use a watermelon instead 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
562 You're really going to have to up my allowance. 1.3436 0.04239 195 140 43 12
563 How about you just push me off the ledge? 1.3436 0.04112 195 138 47 10
564 It was supposed to be an apple.” “You were supposed to be a boy. 1.3436 0.04301 195 141 41 13
565 Quick, while we still have TikTok 1.3436 0.04482 195 144 35 16
566 William Tell's first (and last) day as scout master 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
567 Dad, I think we should just wait until apple season. 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
568 I'd rather play "Isaac Newton". 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
569 If you can think of a better way to get the pit out I'd like to hear it. 1.3420 0.04329 193 140 40 13
570 Or.....there’s a sitting duck in the pond with a raisin on his head. 1.3420 0.04512 193 142 34 16
571 Cool Robin Hood outfit. I'm going as a hot fudge sundae. 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
572 I think my mom's yodeling for me. 1.3420 0.04329 193 140 40 13
573 Why can't we just use a cutting board, like a normal family? 1.3404 0.04207 188 134 44 10
574 My last babysitter would never play with me. 1.3404 0.04139 188 133 46 9
575 when I asked you to pleeeease teach me the art of the bow , please Pretty please with a cherry on top, this is not what I meant. 1.3403 0.04662 191 144 29 18
576 What are you thinking? Put on a mask! 1.3403 0.04603 191 143 31 17
577 If you really want to switch it up, we could trade places. 1.3403 0.04228 191 137 43 11
578 Don't worry. The color contrast and the upgrade in bow technology will more than compensate for target size reduction. And don't underestimate that "suspension of disbelief" thing. 1.3403 0.04603 191 143 31 17
579 Don’t worry, I know how to do this. I saw it on YouTube. 1.3403 0.04836 191 147 23 21
580 Does it make my head look big? 1.3403 0.04481 191 141 35 15
581 come on Dad, Mom's new boyfriend hits it every time! 1.3403 0.04293 191 138 41 12
582 Isn’t there another way to prove our masculinity? 1.3403 0.04228 191 137 43 11
583 In this instance, I really do believe that size does matter. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
584 After this, let’s practice your parenting skills. 1.3402 0.04184 194 139 44 11
585 So what do I get if you miss? 1.3386 0.04449 189 139 36 14
586 It's autumn. Why not use a pumpkin! 1.3386 0.04255 189 136 42 11
587 I get the idea. Now let's trade places. 1.3386 0.04120 189 138 38 12
588 If you miss I won’t be able to Tell, Will I? 1.3386 0.04449 189 139 36 14
589 Don't you think it's a little too soon after your cataract surgery? 1.3386 0.04188 189 135 44 10
590 Wait, Dad, I forgot to tell you - I cut down an apple tree, too. 1.3386 0.04255 189 136 42 11
591 Hold still while I figure out how this thing works. 1.3386 0.04385 189 138 38 13
592 I don't think you're limited to seasonal fruits. 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
593 I'm just glad cranberries aren't in season. 1.3369 0.04543 187 139 33 14
594 You're my dad and I love you, but I question your choice of fruit. 1.3352 0.04407 179 130 38 11
595 I don’t think this is what mom meant when she said no more target practice with apples on my head. 1.3351 0.04574 185 138 32 15
596 So, your stepmom gave you that apple? 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
597 Let's try a pumpkin first. 1.3351 0.04241 185 133 42 10
598 So anyway, were you saying you want to be with your mom or me for thanksgiving? 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
599 I asked for an apple but Mom said we're eating local this week. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
600 I said Macintosh not Maraschino. 1.3351 0.04263 188 136 41 11
601 Look, dad, we can talk about the allowance. 1.3351 0.04127 188 134 45 9
602 ''This is bad, this is cherry, cherry bad.'' 1.3351 0.04553 188 143 28 17
603 I don't think an apple is cliché. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
604 Uncle William, I have to pee 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
605 Remember, hitting the stem still counts. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
606 Your friend George Washington really chopped down an apple tree? 1.3351 0.04826 188 145 23 20
607 You do realize that I’m an only child, don’t you? 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
608 I'd like to be emancipated. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
609 And the other problem is that I'm not your son. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
610 Wait! What if we could invent a little doohickey to pit them instead? 1.3333 0.04197 183 131 43 9
611 It was an Apple stupid, not a cherry! 1.3333 0.04735 183 139 27 17
612 Closer.. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
613 Say, whatever happened to Billy, Bobby, and Timmy? 1.3333 0.04507 183 138 30 15
614 Bad news - your target is tiny. Good news - PM2 levels are super low (look at that mountain in the distance!) so you can see the target! 1.3333 0.04860 183 141 23 19
615 Hope you do better than you did with Mom. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
616 So that's what 'Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top' gets me? 1.3333 0.04735 183 139 27 17
617 I’d like to switch to a grapefruit. 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
618 Would music help? 1.3333 0.04338 183 133 39 11
619 Dad! Could we please use an apple instead? Pretty please with a cherry on top! 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
620 Was your ophthalmologist appointment over telehealth or in person? 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
621 Wait....I have homework. 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
622 Geez, if you want it that badly you can have the damn cherry. 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
623 Daddy, can we wait until after the election? 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
624 Now come 9.9 paces closer. 1.3315 0.03552 181 134 39 8
625 My agent said this would be an apple 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
626 The William Tell Overconfidence 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
627 I won't tell anyone if you get a little closer—or even a lot closer. 1.3296 0.04250 179 129 41 9
628 So you're saying the juice will be pink if it's a girl, and blue if it's a boy? 1.3296 0.04250 179 129 41 9
629 Do you get now why I insist that size matters? 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
630 Dad, are you sure QAnon is right about this? 1.3296 0.04672 179 135 29 15
631 And I say take the Mulligan. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
632 If you hit the cherry, I'm psychologically scarred for life. If you miss, you are. Seriously, what's the point, big man? 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
633 They wanted $3.49 a pound for apples! 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
634 Are we being too reckless not wearing our masks? 1.3296 0.04250 179 128 41 9
635 Just remember that you have been putting all that money aside to send me to college. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 30 14
636 You know, Dad, large apples are really trending these days. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
637 Nah - we don’t need masks as long as we’re six feet apart. 1.3296 0.04536 179 133 33 13
638 Wait! You're not my dad, that's not an apple, your using a crossbow, snowcapped mountains in the Desert, at the end of a Road. This must be 2020. 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
639 But Dad, I already have a splitting headache. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
640 Dad, can’t we just play catch like the other kids? 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
641 And if the inside is blue, it's a boy! 1.3277 0.04163 177 134 31 12
642 It can't hurt anymore than 2020. 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
643 Father, this is the exact reason that people are calling for stricter crossbow control laws. 1.3277 0.04637 177 133 30 14
644 Could I get a stand-in? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
645 Legend has it that you used an apple. 1.3257 0.03947 175 125 44 6
646 Or . . . we don't and say we did and Fraulein bakes Hans a big, big cherry pie. 1.3257 0.04741 175 133 27 15
647 Ahh! Dad! Glasses? 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
648 Yeah, yeah.... it'll disappear, like a miracle, right? 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
649 What's next, a pomegranate seed? 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
650 Dad, if it’s about the money, I’m happy to pay for a watermelon. 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
651 My real dad could do it. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
652 Dad. The blindfold is for me, not you. 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
653 Favorite son, my ass. With Hans you used a pineapple! 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
654 John wanted to master his ar-cherry skills. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
655 What do you mean, the store was out of apples? 1.3257 0.04671 175 132 29 14
656 I’m starting to think you never wanted children. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
657 If you waited until pear season, I could offer you a larger target. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
658 I urged you not to sell your Apple stock. 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
659 No matter what happens, it has to be better than this haircut. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
660 Actually, on second thought, that outfit looks fabulous. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
661 Lil Donald tells his dad to ignore the science behind the eye chart 1.3237 0.04705 173 131 28 14
662 You realize, Father, if things go badly here, there will be no overture. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
663 I fear this is becoming fruitless. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
664 I hope your aim is better with that bow than it was with this bowl cut. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
665 Dad ...uh... Isn’t this taking your rivalry with Uncle William a bit too far? 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
666 I won't talk about gravity, I swear. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
667 Didn't I used to have eight older brothers?" 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
668 No, I don't like "them apples" 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
669 William, wasn't it you who shot an apple off my head and wasn't it Washington who did something with a cherry? 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
670 I think it DOES matter that you are colorblind. 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
671 Walter left. I'm the stunt son. 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
672 Remember I'm the only one who knows the number of our Swiss bank account. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
673 Apples? Peaches? Pumpkin? AYE! Who said, "Cherry?" Oh, Not I! 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
674 Wait a minute... Billy’s dad uses an apple! 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
675 Hey, I've got an idea. How about a watermelon? 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
676 Just don't mess up my hair. 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
677 Let’s try this again in grapefruit season. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
678 I'm leaning towards the absentee option. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
679 But Newton's son just had to sit under the tree, Dad. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
680 I guess having the cherry on top isn't so good in this case. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
681 A watermelon would be more prudent, but maybe there's a compromise. 1.3214 0.04332 168 122 38 8
682 Wait until Child Protective Services hears about this. 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
683 It’s alright son, I’m using a smaller arrow” 1.3214 0.04249 168 121 40 7
684 If you shoot this cherry, what will you put in your Manhattan? 1.3214 0.04249 168 121 40 7
685 Aim for the stalk. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
686 I think it was an apple...not a cherry! 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
687 Can you wait a minute, I have to pee 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
688 This isn’t what I meant by ‘A cherry on top’. 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
689 It was a sad irony that the tragedy involved a helmet haircut. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
690 So, you’re sure it’s safe not to wear a mask? 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
691 I have some concerns 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
692 If you miss, I'll Tell. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
693 There must be an easier way to remove the pit. 1.3193 0.04484 166 125 30 11
694 Do it. In a grayscale universe, color must be destroyed! 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
695 One-upmanship is highly overrated. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
696 I knew I’d regret eating that apple. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
697 What do you mean, "No one's recording this"? 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
698 Does Mom know what we're doing? 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
699 Size matters. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
700 And you say Rossini promised an opera if I go through with this?" - Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Md 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
701 Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
702 You sure Mom said this was okay? 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
703 I dont see any best case scenario. 1.3193 0.04402 166 124 32 10
704 I’d be happy to wait for the apples to ripen. 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
705 Mom said apples are for pies... cherries are for smart- mouth little boys who challenge their parents. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
706 Are you sure we should start with a cherry? 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
707 Papa, cant you just spit the pip out like everybody else? 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
708 But where's my older brother? 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
709 The stem counts as far as I'm concerned. 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
710 Listen, I’ve gotten really good at this watching YouTube videos. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
711 I'm not sure that's six feet. 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
712 It looked bigger in the catalog. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
713 Sorry but this is the only sport that’s allowed with social distancing 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
714 When you say you won't miss - do you mean the apple or me? 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
715 I just crapped my lederhosen. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
716 The apple was a nice shot, but this would the cherry on top. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
717 Anything's better than this haircut. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
718 No, it's an apple. I'm just big for my age. 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
719 William Tell's encore with a cherry became a never-discussed and shameful family secret. 1.3171 0.04797 164 125 26 13
720 How about a smaller arrow too! 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
721 My vote is we wait until apple season. 1.3171 0.04950 164 127 22 15
722 Maybe we should wait until 2021 to try this. 1.3171 0.04216 164 118 40 6
723 I don't suppose I could borrow your hat? 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
724 Papa, why do you have extra arrows? 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
725 Swiss precision, Papa, please 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
726 One more, then to your yodeling lesson. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
727 Papa, why my name is Beta? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
728 Okay, okay, I apologize, Dad--I like my haircut. 1.3171 0.04126 164 117 42 5
729 I could’ve sworn he said apple. 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
730 You always did like my brother best. 1.3171 0.05025 164 128 20 16
731 Does this cherry make my head look fat? 1.3171 0.04797 164 125 26 13
732 I have to wait until the music starts. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
733 I believe in you papa. Macular degeneration is a hoax. 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
734 Does this apple make my head look big? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
735 I won’t tell if you come closer. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
736 You feel lucky, punk? 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
737 I’m thinking size really does matter. 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
738 Wait . . . tell me again what happened to Walter? 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
739 When I said "pretty please with a cherry on top," this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
740 Ever since we've been in quarantine, your foreplay keeps getting more and more extreme. 1.3171 0.04797 164 125 26 13
741 I know I heard apple not cherry. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
742 Maybe we should wait until gourd season. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
743 Please. Put your glasses back on. 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
744 I know the cherry is cuter, but the apple is still the better choice. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
745 Don't we have a watermelon? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
746 Can we do this one with a plastic cocktail sword? 1.3171 0.04474 164 121 34 9
747 Don't you think an apple would make for less of a grand overture? 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
748 Higher papa, higher! 1.3171 0.04874 164 126 24 14
749 Is it too late to ask for whipped cream? 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
750 Sometimes I wish you could be like all the other Dads. 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
751 Dad, do you think this is safe? We’re not wearing masks! 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
752 Are you sure we’re at least 6 feet apart? 1.3171 0.04216 164 118 40 6
753 So what happened to your last kid? 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
754 How about next time I tell the Whole Foods shopper what is and isn’t an acceptable substitution? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
755 First it was an apple; now a cherry. What's next, a pomegranate seed? 1.3148 0.04834 162 123 25 13
756 You know, Dad, that watermelons are in season. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
757 C'mon, you can't wait another month for apple season? 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
758 Apple of your eye my ass! 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
759 Papa, when I said you couldn't hit the broadside of a big red barn with a gigantic bull's eye painted bright yellow and orange on it and that Johann's papa could hit it with his eyes closed facing backwards, you didn't think I was serious, did you? 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
760 ...and might I add, Mr. Tell, your leggings are so slimming... 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
761 Mom uses a brush to part my hair in the middle. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
762 Knock it off, Dad! 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
763 Any chance we might wait for apple season. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
764 Downsizing? 1.3148 0.04913 162 125 23 14
765 fuck you dad. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
766 On second thought, what do you say we try it with a watermelon 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
767 Do we have to cherry pick everything? 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
768 What about soccer? All the other dads love soccer! 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
769 Dad, there's easier ways to find out if you're color blind. 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
770 You know there is going to be an overture about this, Dad! 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
771 That was the day Tommy's crippling anxiety manifested. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
772 Look, dad, the apple was OK, but we've got to step up our game for "Switzerland's Got Talent". 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
773 I dunno Dad. I was thinking maybe a watermelon. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
774 So, like, I will be famous, right? 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
775 Don't you think it's supposed to be an apple NOT a cherry ? 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
776 Young Billy Tell feared his father’s next ambition: the blueberry 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
777 I don't know, Dad, maybe an APPLE? 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
778 Remember to hold still. We are going on Instagram live in three, two, one... 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
779 So this is how 2020 ends...figures. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
780 Are you quite certain my mom said this was okay? 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
781 There’s got to be a better way to pit this! 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
782 Hold that cherry while I shoot your kneecap. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
783 I bet you could do it blindfolded! 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
784 You’re lucky elderberries aren’t in season. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
785 The apple fell a little too far from the tree. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
786 and it was at this moment Johnny knew he shouldn't have eaten all of the apples 1.3106 0.04764 161 123 26 12
787 But I was saving it for my sundae. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
788 Just saying, the world may not be ready for a new cherry-pitter. 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
789 Either way, it’ll be huge on Tik Tok 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
790 It’s all they had that was organic. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
791 Yeah, well that's not an actual feather in your cap either. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
792 Dad, I am really sorry I ate the apple. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
793 Seriously dad, can't you start with a pumpkin? 1.3082 0.04964 159 124 21 14
794 But, but, apple of your eye, now THAT’s got a nice ring on, don’t you agree? More juicy, less fruity, and all that, eh? 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
795 Come on dad! After this the apple will be a no brainer. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
796 I don't doubt your skill, it's your skirt that bothers me. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
797 Mom said she was going to miss me. Will you? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
798 You know what? Tyranny's alright by me. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
799 No, I would rather you didnt take a selfie when you shoot the arrow. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
800 it's called the cherry challenge, my friends who survived said it was easy 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
801 No need to worry about me! Crossbow fatality demographics are still pretty low in younger age groups! 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
802 There's a big melon crop this year, Dad. 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
803 Whatever you do, Son, don't blush 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
804 I know there are no more apples, but can we use a pear? 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
805 But couldn't we just put off auditioning for Britannia's Got Talent until apples are back in season? 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
806 Pumpkin or Cherry? It was a simple choice that would haunt the Tell family for generations. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
807 Between the eyes would be so 2020! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
808 Before you shoot that arrow, I think I just discovered gravity. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
809 You christened me Sundae for THIS? 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
810 Dad, I think a bigger fruit would inspire a better overture 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
811 A grapefruit? How about a grapefruit Dad? 1.3052 0.04255 154 112 37 5
812 For the last time, what happened to my brothers? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 28 8
813 But you said I was the apple of your eye. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
814 I left it on teacher's desk. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
815 Dad, isn't THAT an apple tree? 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
816 But a cherry on top is a good thing. 1.3052 0.04544 154 112 30 8
817 I'm not sure about this social distance trust exercise ... 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
818 How bout a Granny Smiths! 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
819 I see you still won’t won’t use anything made by Apple. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
820 Maybe we could wait for pumpkin season? 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
821 Just don't tell Mom, OK? 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
822 Crab apples aren't fair! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
823 You know dad, I'd be happy to just go fishing or throwing a ball with you. 1.3052 0.04255 154 112 37 5
824 Would it have killed you to plant ONE apple tree? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
825 I just want you to know that I think your unpublished poems are really,really great. 1.3052 0.04154 154 111 39 4
826 Don't Shoot! I promise I won't Tell 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
827 Can't we wait till Mother gets home from the market with the melons? 1.3052 0.04154 154 111 39 4
828 Why is it, father, that you always have to one-up Mr. Tell? 1.3052 0.04154 154 111 39 4
829 Why are you bringing up life insurance? 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
830 ‘Could you downplay the danger of this? I don’t want to create a panic.’ 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
831 I don't mean to underplay this but I thought you were kidding! 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
832 We’re not gonna tell Mom about this right? 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
833 Are you sure Mr Tell said to use a cherry? 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
834 I meant shoot this with your phone! It's a new TikTok trend. 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
835 Just so you know, I called Child Protective Services this morning and they're already on their way. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
836 I'm starting to doubt your story that my brother ran away from home. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
837 If you miss it, can I eat it? Pleeeeeease! 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
838 Now I really have to pee. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
839 Papa, yesterday was a bigger apple. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
840 If I miss this shot there's no way they'll write me an overture. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
841 Try holding still better than your brother did 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
842 I actually felt more comfortable with watermelons. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
843 But Dad, you're a dentist. 1.3020 0.05102 149 117 19 13
844 We can skip the social distancing this time, Dad. 1.3020 0.04828 149 114 25 10
845 I wish you'd reconsider your stance on GMOs 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
846 I always wear this one on sundaes. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
847 Dad I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure he said apple 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
848 This might be a good time to pray, Tell. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
849 Father, since we Tells cannot lie....‘twas I who ate the apple. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
850 you look worried Sir, let me show you how to do it" ladies first! 1.3007 0.04691 153 119 23 11
851 You only have a cherry tree? Really? 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
852 So nobody panics; we’ll both be blindfolded. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
853 Wanna trade? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
854 I preferred the apple. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
855 Oh I am so sorry I ate the last apple. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
856 But Dad, isn’t there an easier way to pit the cherries? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
857 Dad, I think if you consult Wikipedia it's an APPLE, not a CHERRY! 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
858 I hope you didn't take that out of your Manhattan. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
859 It’s bright red. How could you miss it? 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
860 I'd rather have Mommy do my hair. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
861 What do you mean I don’t look like the girl from Hunger Games? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
862 No, my lasik surgery was postponed. Why do you ask? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
863 What do you mean we have a small problem? 1.2993 0.04362 147 108 34 5
864 Can you tell me the point of this? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
865 Bet you can hit the tree 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
866 William, I gotta tell you you don't get extra points for a cherry. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
867 All I’m saying is that there must be an easier way to remove the pit from this cherry. 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
868 Why did my stepmother suggest the cherry? 1.2993 0.04519 147 112 27 8
869 Just do it Dad, it’s okay if you miss. I can’t take Zoom school anymore. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
870 Dad, that rivalry between the Tell brothers must stop here. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
871 Mr. Tell, why am I taking your son's place? 1.2986 0.04786 144 112 22 10
872 It would be apropos of the season if you would replace the apple with a pumpkin. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
873 Trust me, Dad, we just have to tag it #robinhoodchallenge 1.2973 0.04230 148 108 36 4
874 Don't "tell" your mother; she'll cherry pick the facts. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
875 How about I go first? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
876 Perhaps a watermelon would be easier to see from a that distance 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
877 Stop quivering. 1.2966 0.04603 145 108 29 7
878 I don’t know. Does it matter if its organic? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
879 I’m praying women will be given more input as to whom they marry in the future. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
880 Great parenting, Dad. I’m learning a lot... 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
881 No, dad, I'm sure mom said apple, not crabapple. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
882 Don’t worry. If I practice with the cherry, an apple will be easy! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
883 There has to be a better way to take out the pit. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
884 Mr. Tell, could we do this tomorrow? I'm having a bad hair day. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
885 It's alright Papa. Mother tells you all the time size doesn't matter 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
886 When you've "read and agreed" with the terms and conditions. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
887 Robin Hood and his cherry men 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
888 I'm just saying, if you miss you're just a guy who shot his kid in the head instead of the the next William Tell. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
889 I predict that, in future centuries, this will be remembered as bad parenting. Worse, they’ll use the word “parenting.” 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
890 Son, there is no mistake that cannot be corrected by a tragic accident. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
891 Rossini will be mad if you miss. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
892 Worst case, I won't have to hear yodeling anymore. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
893 You're psychotic. You know that, right? 1.2937 0.05236 143 114 16 13
894 So, why do they call you William the Lesser? 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
895 This is no time for social distancing. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
896 You know what would be really impressive? A pumpkin. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
897 And did I tell you how lovely your skirt was? 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
898 Here’s to a Swiss miss. 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
899 Don't let the scenic backdrop distract you. 1.2937 0.04249 143 107 31 5
900 I’m just saying, why not start with a pumpkin? 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
901 Mom made apple strudel yesterday. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
902 This is going to be legendary. 1.2937 0.04530 143 106 30 6
903 If I miss I'll just blame Obama. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
904 Just take a little off the top. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
905 Shirley Tell has been largely forgotten by history, aside from her signature drink 1.2937 0.04794 143 112 21 10
906 So, I got cherries instead. What's the big deal? And why do I have to wear it on my head?? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
907 This reminds me of the legend of the woodsman who accidentally shot his son with an arrow and was eaten by a dragon. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
908 Let me know if my face is getting in your way. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
909 Wouldn't you rather use this in a Manhattan instead? 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
910 Will, I think you got this mixed up with the George Washington story. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
911 Are you sure arrow science is a liberal hoax? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
912 Is this the biggest apple you could find, dad? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
913 Sure is a mean looking cherry pitter 1.2937 0.04364 143 113 21 9
914 Medieval Knievel 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
915 This is all I could afford at the farmers market. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
916 I'm afraid you're distracted by my lederhosen. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
917 Could we use a pumpkin? 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
918 History tells us little of William's neighbor Larry's attempt at one-upmanship. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
919 What do you mean they were out of apples? 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
920 Can't we just order that cherry pitter from Amazon? 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
921 Don't tell mom... especially if I miss! 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
922 Wait, Trump just appointed me to the Supreme Court. 1.2937 0.05141 143 113 18 12
923 September is APPLE season, cherries were in late June ! 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
924 William, is this an Overture or a Finale? 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
925 Hans told me that his dad could hit a cranberry. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
926 Looks like a fuji to me. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
927 Well maybe if someone watered the plants like I asked, we'd have some wiggle room. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
928 Because Billy, cherries are 5 cents each while apples are 25 cents. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
929 You know, I was thinking, why don’t you practice for another six months? Cherries won’t be in season but ...... hey, we could always use apples. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
930 Got it Dad, Apple, Banana, Cherry... but I think there are better ways to learn my ABCs 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
931 Dad either ways I think this will go viral. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
932 The Legend of William Maraschino. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
933 History doesn't speak much of William Tells older and less fortunate son" #farsidecomic 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
934 Papa, does it make my head look big? 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
935 Aim for the red. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
936 Remember there will be no overture if you miss. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
937 If we put on masks, you could get within six feet." 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
938 Come on! Trevor said HIS dad used a raisin. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
939 I encourage you to think bigger. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
940 Dad, please tell me you're familiar with the whole Abraham and Isaac story and how that all worked out... 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
941 I, will tell. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
942 What do you mean," Hi-Ho, Silver"? 1.2908 0.04671 141 112 19 10
943 A win-win as cherries are delightful and his son was not. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
944 Should we be doing this a little closer to the town doctor? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
945 Father, don't you think we should quit while we're ahead? 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
946 Wouldn’t you rather see me tie it into a knot with my tongue? 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
947 Just aim for the head, but slightly higher. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
948 An Apple dad! The instructions said, ‘an Apple’” 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
949 None of the apples they had were organic so this was the next closest I could find. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
950 The idea that it was an apple is fake news. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
951 shit 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
952 Have you ever done this before? 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
953 You're just doubling-down for your base, aren't you? 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
954 I need to pee. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
955 Given the state of the world, forget the apple and just shoot me in the head. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
956 We need to increase the danger level for this to go viral. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
957 Can we play catch instead? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
958 This is why it’s important to make a shopping list. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
959 Quick, dad. If we're late for dinner mom will kill us both. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
960 At least you'll know your life ended with a cherry on top. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
961 Are you sure we can't wait for apple season? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
962 And a cherry on top does not make an overture. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
963 You know who should be shot? Your hair stylist. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
964 This modern cherry pitter will change our lives forever! 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
965 Oh joy! Were they out of raisins Papa? 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
966 If you miss, it's my turn. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
967 I’ll just eat this cherry and get out of your way. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
968 I have a pit in my stomach 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
969 Oh just go for it I'll be fine! 2020 can't get any worse. 1.2899 0.05265 138 110 16 12
970 So if I miss I'll have to pay off your student loans? 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
971 When you said "with a cherry on top" , I thought you were taking me to the Dairy Queen! 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
972 Go for the stem. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
973 I'm sure you can now appreciate the seasonality of this trick. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
974 I have some casabas in the cart. Just saying. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
975 You couldn't find a pumpkin? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
976 Shouldn't you try with an apple first? 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
977 Don't quiver! 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
978 Maraschino masochism. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
979 It's a crabapple,Bill. 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
980 Can’t we use a watermelon? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
981 I really don't mind waiting until you find your glasses. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
982 Could we use a melon? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
983 You were never my favorite. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
984 H-honest, daddy. I’ve been practicing. I’m sure I can keep it up there now! C-can we try the watermelon one more time? 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
985 There must be an easier way to pit cherries. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
986 You’d better get on with it if we’re going to pit enough to make pie 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
987 Have you been practicing since the watermelon incident? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
988 William, don’t tell. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
989 I dont think this is what cherry picking means. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
990 I must warn you, I’m not very accurate. Rest assured though, I’m quite precise. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
991 Guess I should have said “please with an apple on top.” 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
992 Quick question, did you remember to take your beta blockers today? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
993 I'm just warming up for blueberry season. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
994 Careful smart-ass, or I'll make it a pea. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
995 William Tell and his less famous son 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
996 The notice said an apple, not a cherry. And, by the way, what ever happened to my brother Walter? 1.2889 0.04318 135 98 33 3
997 First, there's one small thing on my mind 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
998 If I miss - I'll miss you. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
999 Hey, I said buy an apple- you’re the one who bought the cherry 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1000 Daddy, if you claim you nailed it, I won't tell. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1001 I'd suggest we use a PUMPKIN for this...... 1.2887 0.03683 142 108 25 5
1002 No, seriously, add the whip cream first. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1003 What we won't do just to get an overture! 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1004 Couldn’t we go fishing instead? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1005 Dad, please tell me this isn't some kind of Abraham Isaac thing. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1006 Either you need to get closer or I'm going to get a bigger apple. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1007 Ok, Dad. You win. I'll pay for the new lederhosen out of my allowance. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1008 Why did you tell mom that I am insured now? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1009 Can't we just cut the apple with a knife like other families? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1010 I hope you're not kidding about the Lasik surgery. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1011 What do you mean you forgot the apple? 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1012 Or, Papa, I could just eat the cherry and we can call it good." 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1013 It’ll only hurt if you miss. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1014 You’re sure I’ll be in the book of Guinness World Records? 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1015 Hmmm, so size does matter 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 6
1016 My dad is a private injury attorney. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1017 Wouldn't you just love a watermelon now, Pops? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1018 If you could aim a little lower and put me out of my misery, that'd be great. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1019 Why couldn't you take up golf like the other dads? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1020 your profile said you were 5'9" 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1021 This is not my favorite of your pandemic hobbies. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1022 Trust me Dad, props matter...no trick, no treat... 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1023 Of the three Tell triplets Do, Don't and I Won't, Don't Tell was the bravest among them 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1024 I wish I wasn't an only child. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1025 Dad, how about we wait until 2021? 1.2867 0.03859 143 113 20 8
1026 Just my luck that our king decided to seize all the apples to "keep the doctor away" during this pandemic. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1027 Father, could we please use a melon? 1.2847 0.04569 137 106 24 7
1028 Did I tell you how nice that skirt looks on you? 1.2847 0.03800 137 105 28 3
1029 Hey I don’t want to go down in history as a jeopardy question 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1030 Papa, have you considered a watermelon or a pumpkin? You still get bragging rights. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1031 Just a little off the top, please. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1032 That's the wrong attachment. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1033 I'm your least favorite child, aren't I? 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1034 But I told the truth about chopping down the cherry tree. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1035 Why don't we wait till apple picking season. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1036 She said she needed the apple for tonight's roast 1.2847 0.04265 137 106 25 6
1037 I take it back... pretty please with a watermelon on top! 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1038 Is there no overture I could make such that you would forgo this exercise? 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1039 Actually, it's an apple. That's global climate change for you. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1040 Dad, rather than start with a cherry and work up, why don't we start with a melon and work down? 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1041 You'd get just as famous with a watermelon. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1042 Remember now, just a little off the top. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1043 I don’t think the type of fruit is really the problem with this plan. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1044 I cannot tell a lie; I'm scared shitless. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1045 On second thought, I'd rather wait till I'm married. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1046 Father, would not a proportionately smaller arrow be more appropriate? 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1047 Are you sure you're not thinking about the George Washington story? 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1048 Pink cherry juice means it's a girl; blue juice means it's a boy. Red juice? That confirms my hypothesis that gender is merely a construct. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1049 I don’t want to split hairs, especially mine, but the script calls for an apple, not a cherry. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1050 Proceed with caution. Objects on head are smaller than they appear. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1051 It's really a question of scale. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1052 Could you chop down the cherry tree instead? That could get you into the history books, too. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1053 Not a great time to put the cherry on top 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1054 An apple? An apple! I'm embarrassed to call you my father. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1055 Hmmm. Something doesn't seem right here! 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1056 Still too close Dad. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1057 Ok, ok, I'm sorry I called you crabby this morning, and yes I see the irony. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1058 The story will tell better with an apple. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1059 Too bad for me that the apple harvest sucked this year. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1060 William, Tell me what's wrong with this picture. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1061 Ok #11, stay still this time alright? 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1062 Billy Tell did not share his father's level of confidence. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1063 Wait, I'm not the tart you think I am. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1064 Don’t worry Dad! If you miss, you can just blame it on my underlying conditions... 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1065 It's normal if you bleed a little 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1066 Trust me, the size doesn’t matter 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1067 You know you could’ve chosen any fruit, right? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1068 It's 2020 what could possibly go wrong? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1069 how is this part of the internship? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1070 With how the world is going, I guess I wouldn't mind if you missed 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
1071 No dad, it doesn't just look smaller because I'm further away! 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1072 Say, isn't that an apple tree over there? 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1073 There are other ways to go viral Dad 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1074 Any caffeine this morning? 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1075 I’m pretty sure the instructions said ‘apple’ and not ‘cherry.” 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1076 I wish the technology for pitting cherries would evolve. 1.2769 0.04886 130 100 22 7
1077 Thanks for not picking the raisin. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1078 It’s this or on-campus learning. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1079 I love you Dad, but you don't always have to one up your brother. Let uncle Will have this one, Okay? 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1080 I'm getting the feeling this is no longer about Swiss independence. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1081 Are you using the poisonous arrows or the regular ones? 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
1082 Hold still... 1.2769 0.04232 130 96 32 2
1083 William would go on to work with apples in a far distant jurisdiction with another child 1.2769 0.05352 130 105 14 11
1084 Yes, that cherry DOES make you look fat 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1085 Don't worry, I'm trained: I attended a stem school. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1086 Shouldn't we start with a melon? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1087 Only the amateurs do this with apples. 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1088 I misspoke. My favorite is actually watermelon. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1089 Dad, just because the Tells grow apples and we grow cherries..... 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1090 Can this wait until apple season? 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1091 Don't you think you should put your glasses on first? 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
1092 Two words: aim high. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
1093 Shoot the cherry already. You'll never become famous by shooting an apple. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1094 I need a bigger apple or a smaller head. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1095 I don’t like this cartoon 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1096 Hey, Pops, with Mt. Fuji behind us and me standing under this cherry, do you think we just might be in the wrong time and place? 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1097 Look, if you don't want me around I can go live with Grandma. 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1098 Maybe it's time to get those glasses. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
1099 I’m not saying a maraschino cherry isn’t a good idea, I’m just saying maybe it isn’t the best idea. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1100 Are you sure this is the only way to get the pit out? 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1101 I'm thinking that maybe I should go first. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1102 Mount Fuji is beautiful, but I sure wish they had apple trees here... 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1103 They are delicious, but I really prefer watermelons. 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1104 Let’s wait till the pumpkin season. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1105 I think I hear the Lone Ranger coming! 1.2756 0.04497 127 98 24 5
1106 You should smile more. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1107 Have you heard that pumpkins are the new apples? 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
1108 Come on father, lets show that Tell family! 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1109 Alternatively, I could mix you up a nice Old Fashioned. 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
1110 Pretty please, can it be an apple on top instead? 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
1111 I'm not sure that the cherry on top is meant literally. Please go back to the apple...... 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1112 Either way, it’s YouTube gold. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1113 Father, I do not appreciate your overture. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1114 I really fucking hate the patriarchy. 1.2756 0.05324 127 102 15 10
1115 Sorry boy, this is still safer than going to a public restaurant 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
1116 Yes. Don't worry. It's six feet. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1117 When did you say mom was coming back from the market with the apples? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1118 Have you seen the price of Honeycrisps lately? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1119 Either way, it will make a great college essay. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1120 Shouldn't I go first? 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
1121 Aim for the stem, not the pit. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1122 Why can’t you pit cherries like a normal dad? 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1123 Dad I know you're a good shot but I'm sure he said you can use an apple 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1124 I think we should've gone apple picking instead. 1.2756 0.04283 127 94 31 2
1125 It makes my head look too big. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1126 I shouldn't have asked Mom to bake that apple pie. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1127 I cannot tell a lie; I’m nervous. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1128 Sir Isaac Newton discovers gravity just in the nick of time 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1129 This bonding time is really missing the mark for me 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1130 Now put your mask on, better safe than sorry 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1131 William Tell: Folklore of the Male Ego. 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
1132 I saw this on a Youtube tutorial video. Hold still. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1133 Just aim for the one thing that isn't gray. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1134 Hey Pa, are you sure this is an apple? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1135 This whole idea seems da-da-dumb da-da-dumb da-da-dumb-dumb-dumb 1.2748 0.05203 131 105 16 10
1136 Tell me I’m your little sundae 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1137 They don't say, "Pretty please with an apple on top!" 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1138 I say it's a cherry and I say the hell with this. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1139 How will this internship experience benefit my future job prospects?" 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1140 Wait! Does my grotesquely disproportional head make this apple look too small? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1141 Just wait 'till they write an overture about this! 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1142 Tell already did the apple.....you gotta step it up if you want to go viral! 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1143 Why do you always have to try to upstage Mr. Tell? 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1144 Can't we just do trust falls instead. 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
1145 It doesn't hurt to get some new headshots. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1146 I'd feel a lot better if you had a watermelon. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1147 Dad, how about you practice law instead? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1148 I'm sorry we ran out of pumpkins. 1.2720 0.04154 125 92 32 1
1149 As a hat, it’s a fashion risk. 1.2720 0.04307 125 97 22 5
1150 You couldn't find a Macintosh? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1151 Trust me, if you learn on the cherry the apple will be a breeze. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1152 We'll be more famous if it's an apple, Dad. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1153 You'd better do it NOW, because someday it will have sexual connotations 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1154 This is not how he pictured his son losing his cherry 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1155 Watermelons are also in season. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1156 Nah, let's go with the watermelon. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1157 You’re not six feet away. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1158 I’m going to run on the count of 2 per my 2020 instincts. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1159 The time had come for Will to tell his daughter the truth - she really did have an awkwardly large head. 1.2720 0.04803 125 99 19 7
1160 It's okay, I saw a guy do it on Youtube. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1161 Don’t worry, we’ll have a vaccine by November. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1162 Sorry, kid. Pineapples are out of season. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1163 Remember, when they go low we go high! . 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1164 Whitout glasses dad?! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1165 Before the other archers arrive, I think you should reconsider your hat. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1166 Dad, your history with Microsoft shouldn't affect this...we agreed on an apple! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1167 How about I just tie the cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. That's a pretty cool talent ... and no one dies if I fail! 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1168 Wait — brilliant idea — you shoot an apple and then we eat it. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1169 Alright, I ate the apple. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1170 Wait. Let me go get the pumpkin. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1171 Not since your late mother have I seen such bravery.” 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1172 What do you mean there weren't any apples at the market? 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1173 Do you want William Tell to win the talent competition?! 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1174 Shouldn’t we start with something bigger? Like a melon? 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1175 Don't worry! The chances of you dying from arrow are lower than from not wearing a mask. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1176 May your aim be as high as my expectations. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1177 Who’s the fucking nihilist here? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1178 Why are you pointing at my crotch? 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1179 Let's not, and say we did." 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1180 How about we start with a watermelon instead? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1181 Can’t we just make a Shirley Temple? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1182 Why don’t we start with the apple? 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1183 Maybe a watermelon? 1.2683 0.04700 123 97 20 6
1184 Maybe he should just let her have the whole cherry, thought Solomon. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1185 I'd prefer a pumpkin, but maybe we can compromise. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
1186 As you always say, Dad, 'Aim high.' 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1187 I'm just say'in, it's a little melodramatic for eating all your Cherry Garcia! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1188 Oh, c'mon, my mom said we can play as long as we stay 6 feet apart! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1189 If your mother asks, it was an apple. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
1190 Wish I had gone to the Farmer's Market earlier. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1191 Or you could just buy a cherry pitter from Williams Sonoma. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1192 Wouldn't this work better with a pumpkin? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1193 Yes, using the cherry certainly puts a new spin on things, but I do fear we might regret not sticking with the apple. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1194 Let's try a watermelon first and then work our way down? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1195 Or maybe I’m supposed to chop down a tree. It’s always confused me. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1196 Are you sure you wouldn't rather see me tie the stem in a knot with my tongue? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1197 But no one does the Apple Challenge anymore. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1198 You forgot the whipped cream. 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1199 What, no blindfold? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1200 Dad, you're micromanaging again. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1201 Are you sure this is how cocktail garnishes are made? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1202 Check your Apple watch, Dad. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1203 Shooting an apple off a friend or family member's head is a pandemic-friendly activity everyone can enjoy. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1204 Dad, as you've always told, "aim high". 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1205 Aim high, and I won't ever Tell! 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1206 You didn't forget your glasses again, Dad--did you? Did you? 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1207 Third time’s a charm? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1208 In 2019 we would have done this indoors. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1209 Putting aside what sits upon my head for a moment, Mr.Tell, have you ever been told you’re a dead ringer for Sebastian Cabot? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1210 I think I've changed my mind! 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1211 If your mother asks, they were out of apples. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 22 5
1212 Chill out, Dad. You'll still be a legend if we use an apple. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1213 Come on Dad. What’s the hurry? Let’s wait for the apple harvest. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1214 Dad, does that have the little suction cup at the end? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1215 The rarely-told legend of cousin Barney Tell’s disasterous attempt to shoot a cherry off his son’s head. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1216 Dad, did you just say that course you took in archery was virtual? 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1217 Dad, can we use a watermelon instead? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1218 Thank goodness cranberries aren't in season. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1219 Shoot for the moon. You may still miss, but at least I’ll live to see the stars. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1220 If we have a choice, I suddenly have a yen for pineapple. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1221 I thought you said I was the apple of your eye, not the apple or the eye. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1222 Don’t worry, Dad, I won’t tell Mom if you miss. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1223 You could at least wear a mask! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1224 Brian Tell tries to one-up his brother 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1225 Son, let this be a lesson on why popping a cherry should be preceded by years of practice . 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1226 Weren’t we going to do the “ice bucket challenge” this year? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 20 6
1227 I DON'T wish I were taller. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1228 I’m sorry but I’ve already disassociated 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1229 ‘Are you sure YouTube videos are enough to learn how to do this?’ 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1230 Of course your mum said it was fine, don't worry! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1231 The rich are pitting us against each other. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1232 Let’s see William Tell hit THIS! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1233 Dad, am I still the apple of your eye? 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1234 I saw someone do this on TikTok. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1235 There are so many things that are wrong about this 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1236 Honestly, this is safer than me being in gym class... 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1237 Nice feather. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1238 It can't get any worse, right? #2020 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1239 I picked a crabapple to match your mood. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1240 Bear in mind, you’re already starting with one downvote. 1.2645 0.04586 121 100 13 8
1241 You seem disappointed that I survived the apple incident. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1242 It's just that the other home-schooled kids get apples. 1.2645 0.04586 121 95 21 5
1243 I was hoping for a variety other than "crab." 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1244 An apple? Think different. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1245 The apples were sold out, huh? 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1246 My mom was right. You are the weird uncle. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1247 Maybe we should quit while we're a head. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1248 Okay Eric, don't look at your dead brother Donald Jr. I can do this, I'm the greatest crossbowman in history. Just ask Rush Limbaugh. Ivanka is next. Then Jared. So just to believe in the power of QAnon and don't move. Remember, science lies. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1249 I'm getting mixed fairytale messages. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1250 Daddy some things do NOT appear larger than they really are ... 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1251 You have to stop drinking and gambling. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1252 I know it's cherry season, but can we please use another fruit? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1253 Hey, Dad, wouldn't using a much smaller arrow or dart--like a really tiny dart--be more impressive proof of your marksmanship? 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1254 Go back and negotiate a watermelon option. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1255 I told you we didn't need that cherry pitter. 1.2645 0.04947 121 94 20 6
1256 I KNOW THEY'RE IN SEASON, BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1257 Dad we are in the digital age can we do this by virtual reality 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1258 Son, are you absolutely certain you read the directions, and this is the assignment your Science teacher posted for today? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1259 They say third time’s a charm! 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1260 No no, I'm sure it's a cherry that keeps the doctor away. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1261 Let’s not tell mom about this one 1.2645 0.04660 121 92 24 4
1262 Dont worry the common flu kills way more people every year than arrow 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1263 Just shoot me, honestly. I'm sick of all this crap. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1264 Can I make an overture for a bigger apple? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1265 This may or may not improve your haircut. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1266 What do you think is the most inappropriate part of this, Dad? 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1267 Whoa, wait Billy Boy, this was from your NINTH Manhattan? 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1268 It's not a target, I just like wearing it. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1269 So if you miss, I get to keep the arrow? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1270 This was the moment the fabled Swiss folk hero realized he was colorblind. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1271 OK, already.....I chopped down the cherry tree. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1272 I think we have our metaphors mixed. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1273 Does Mom know you're doing this? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1274 I don't want an elitist expert who knows how to shoot 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1275 Don’t worry, I just watched a pretty good tutorial on YouTube. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1276 Think different. 1.2640 0.04564 125 95 25 4
1277 It is a little known fact that prior to using an apple and his son, William Tell attempted to shoot a cherry off his daughter's head. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1278 You just had to eat the apple, didn't you? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1279 I am NOT allergic to apples. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1280 Apples are sooo last century. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1281 I shouldn't have given that apple to the teacher. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1282 I confess. I chopped down the cherry tree. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1283 Think of it as less of a target, more of a garnish. 1.2627 0.05025 118 92 19 6
1284 Apples are SO last season. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1285 You had to choose an organic apple? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1286 Why don't you have any kids again? 1.2627 0.04410 118 89 27 2
1287 I bet mom’s divorce lawyer might like to hear about this. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1288 It's ok, the bangs cover last weeks marks. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1289 Either way, this clip will go viral 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1290 What if we warmed up with a watermelon? 1.2627 0.04243 118 88 29 1
1291 All I'm saying is: Mom wouldn't miss. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1292 I cannot tell a lie father... I ate the apple. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1293 Until you get the Lasik procedure, I’d prefer the watermelon 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1294 Dad, you’re going to need a bigger apple. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1295 Quit whining. Crabapples count as apples.” 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1296 Listen, it’s the theme from “the Lone Ranger” 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1297 Apples were bigger in those days. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1298 You do realize you missed, when I had a cantaloupe on my head. 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1299 What’s with the crab apple, Dad? 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1300 And that’s why they call it a “son day”. 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
1301 We’ve been in quarantine too long. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1302 William Tell Jr. ill-advisedly tried to one-up his father's famous stunt. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1303 Promise you will stop once you get 10,000 views? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1304 Apple wouldn't let us use their logo. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1305 I say let's wait until they develop guided imagery. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1306 Since when was "an apple" subject to interpretation? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1307 Any chance I can convince you to coin the celebratory phrase "How do you like them apples" instead 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1308 How about a watermelon? Regular melon? Grapefruit? An apple? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1309 You agreed to this. I said pretty please with a cherry on top.” 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1310 How come with my brother you used an apple? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1311 What if I'm not exactly your son? You should talk to Mom. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1312 Then, according to legend, William Tell shot Shirley in the Temple 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1313 Father, might I suggest a watermelon? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1314 Have you read about Abraham? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1315 Why can't you take up falconry instead, like Rudi's father? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1316 Johnny Appleseed's evil cousin, Jimmy Cherrypit. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1317 Still now. I’ve already run out of apples; don’t make me run out of children.” 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1318 How is this supposed to help the poor, again? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1319 There's a big juicy Delicious right on the ground right in back of you, Daddy... 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1320 Apple, cherries, it doesn't matter. We needn't split hairs. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1321 I hope I'm getting paid extra for this. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1322 We don't have to do this every time a piece of fruit falls off a tree and lands on my head. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1323 Why is it that you are always trying to one up your twin brother Will? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1324 If you miss I’ll never trust you again. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1325 'Wait! Wait! Wait! That's a crab apple, you idiot!' 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1326 Walter Tell’s dad has apples. Just sayin... 1.2627 0.04243 118 93 20 4
1327 Right now having major regrets not getting that watermelon hat...... 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1328 Show off all you like, it won't change the fact that I wear the pants in this family. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1329 My turn next. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1330 Third child's a charm? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1331 I was thinking more like a pumpkin, so let’s split the difference and go with an apple. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1332 The margin of error was very small; however, if he missed he’d still be nearly perfect. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1333 Dad! It's a CRABapple! 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1334 What do you mean, "I left my glasses at home?" 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1335 I never thought this would be the way I’d lose my cherry 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1336 Once you master this, dad, an apple will be so easy! 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1337 Don’t worry. We’re six feet apart. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1338 Come on Bill... only gender fluid men in tights shoot apples 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1339 Try to miss me, pretty please with a cherry on top. 1.2627 0.04410 118 89 27 2
1340 William Tell's first failed experiment. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1341 On a scale of one to two, how confident are you feeling? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1342 Can we get ice cream after this? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1343 I'd prefer a larger apple, but what the hell... 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1344 Just because it's red with a stem dose not make it an apple 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1345 Sorry kid, we got more children than apples this year. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1346 You're SURE they were all out of pumpkins? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1347 Uh, let's do an apple instead of the cherry. 1.2627 0.04410 118 89 27 2
1348 I always knew my brother was your favorite. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1349 On second thought, that might work better on top of a sundae. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1350 Dad, I hope you didn’t have that second mead 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1351 Are you sure you read the script? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1352 My brother's been at grandma's for a long time. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1353 The online grocery thing still isn't 100%, huh, Pop? 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
1354 Relax, at least the pit isn't in your stomach. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1355 Mom was asking about the child support, but something tells me now is not a good time. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1356 Why you lookin’ at me like that, Dad? 1.2627 0.04410 118 89 27 2
1357 I’d have preferred to do this over Zoom 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1358 Trust me!! 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1359 It's regular-sized. I just have an enormous head. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1360 O.K., so now I understand why it's an apple a day that keeps the doctor away. 1.2623 0.04911 122 94 20 6
1361 Okay, not a watermelon. How about an apple? 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1362 If you miss can I have a go? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1363 Maybe we should try a cherry pitter instead. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1364 When I asked, 'Pretty, please, with a cherry on top,' this is not what I had in mind 1.2623 0.04911 122 95 20 6
1365 I can’t do it, son! I need that cherry for my cocktail. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1366 You’ll finally take me off your email list after this, right? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1367 Now, if we’re lucky I’ll miss just enough to cut off those bangs. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1368 Dad I get the point, make practice harder so the real exam is easy... But don't you think you are taking it a bit far? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1369 Apple season not being for a few months, William Tell went for cherries, instead. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1370 Ok, now close your eyes, count to ten, and then shoot. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1371 Make it look like an accident. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1372 Oh darn the cows Papi, I yust remember I'm late for zoom yodel lesson. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1373 Could we start with apples or maybe pumpkins first? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1374 If you said I look 'appealing', we use an apple. 'Chubby' gets a cherry 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1375 The winning caption for contest #721 was entered hundreds of times. And it wasn't funny a single time. Step it up New Yorker. 1.2602 0.05270 123 100 14 9
1376 Look, it’s not my fault you’re allergic to apples... 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1377 ...I'd have to ask myself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well...do ya punk? 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1378 I'm sorry I said 'Apples are for wimps' 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1379 This is the stuff of legend! 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1380 Dad! This is why everyone calls you a one-upper. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1381 Billy, do you think, perhaps, we might wait until apples are in season? 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1382 Thank goodness I'm wearing lederhosen! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1383 Do you feel lucky? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1384 We can always reschedule for another day. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1385 Just think of how many likes this will get. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1386 I don't think I'm old enough for this. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1387 You're going to have to do more with less." 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1388 Should we have graduated to the cherry from the apple without a little more practice? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1389 You had to brag about your marksmanship, didn't you? 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1390 Let's take turns; I'll go first. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1391 Where`s your glasses? 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1392 I wish The Lone Ranger would hurry up and get here. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1393 If you miss, Daddy, I won’t Tell. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1394 Pretty pretty please? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1395 You promised whipped cream. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1396 Dad, you could prove your point using an apple couldn’t you? 1.2602 0.04807 123 99 17 7
1397 You look silly in that skirt. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1398 What happened when you did this with my brother? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1399 I thought you said an apple. 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1400 Does it feel like a life or death situation now? 1.2602 0.03887 123 98 21 4
1401 Two out of three? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1402 Wouldn’t a large pumpkin be more festive? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1403 Okay, okay! I chopped down the cherry tree. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1404 No, I have not gotten bigger. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1405 Either way, you'll be famous. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1406 If you miss, I'm telling mom. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1407 I’m sorry I ate the apple! I’m sorry I ate the apple! Can we play a different game? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1408 Let’s call it a day and quit while we’re ahead. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1409 I hope you made sure this was a non GMO, gluten free, organic, free range cherry. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1410 Wait... I think I left the iron on. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1411 Don't be afraid son, everything is going well in 2020, I got this 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1412 Of all the days to forget my glasses... 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1413 If you wouldn’t mind, could you aim for the stem? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1414 Thine YeTube followers shallst loveth this! 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1415 Storyboard sample of Spielberg’s “Wilhelm’s List” 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1416 This is going to be like totally legendary. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1417 Vanity be damned! You need to wear your glasses! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1418 I am starting to regret eating those apples. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1419 "I'll tell you who cut down that cherry tree after I get immunity and a book deal. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1420 Can you just have my cherry the old fashioned way? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1421 Could stand a bit closer? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1422 I am beginning I wish I had cut down an apple tree instead. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1423 Think about it Dad.... ginger ale, grenadine and a maraschino cherry ....it will be legendary. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1424 Well, ok, if not a watermelon, how about a pineapple? Or a grapefruit at least? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1425 Are you sure being TikTok famous is this important to you? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1426 This has got to get us more likes on TikTok than William Tell." 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1427 Okay, okay ... you can be the Lone Ranger and I'll be Tonto. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1428 A little off the top, Please. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1429 You should get your spectacles.' 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1430 I liked the watermelon idea better. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1431 Okay, so you thought a giant pumpkin would be too big. Maybe we could compromise? 1.2564 0.04647 117 92 19 5
1432 Oh dear. I can see now that eating all those apples was a bad idea. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1433 You need a smaller arrow. 1.2564 0.04726 117 89 22 4
1434 I just think a watermelon is more memorable. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1435 ...and Bobby can have my ice skates, and Sissy can have back the sweater she knitted for me, and don't forget to feed my dog, and... 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1436 Methinks twas an apple, Da. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1437 Mr. Tell, are you sure you don’t want to use an apple? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1438 I just want a little off the top. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1439 It's OK, Dad, most of the kids I saw on Instagram survived this challenge. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1440 You do realize I’m your sole heir to the crown? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1441 I said watermelon, you said cherry. How about we compromise on an apple? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1442 It's supposed to be an apple Rob. Cherries were George Washington. Duh. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1443 If we do this right, Rossini may write an overture about it, and the Lone Ranger might use it for his theme song 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1444 What form did I sign? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1445 Wait dad, you've got your folklore confused! George Washington was the cherry guy. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1446 Why can't I just grab a cutting board like Mom does? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1447 Was the apple orchard out of stock? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1448 Let me wear my mask at least! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1449 Cherry picking in the year 2020. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1450 Now don’t tell your mother about this... 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1451 Heads you lose. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1452 Either way the Maraschino name will go down in history. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1453 Hmm, I am beginning to see why they used an apple in the original. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1454 Just don’t mess up my hair. I just got it done. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1455 Mess this up and we're calling you Swiss Miss 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1456 ‘’It appears you’re first in line for the first socially distant vaccination.....’’ 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1457 Hold on! Time for a selfie. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1458 The apples weren't ripe yet. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1459 I'm starting to regret not getting the watermelon 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1460 I forgot my glasses, but it's fine. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1461 Let's see how good that laser eye surgery worked for you. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1462 Could we play Monopoly instead Dad? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1463 Cherry? Looked like an apple to me. My vision is remarkable. Perfect even. The best on planet Earth. I have genius eyes. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1464 Did you ask Gessler about using a suction cup arrow? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1465 Why do boys always get bigger apples? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1466 ‘Obama Holdover’ Immigration Judges Question Constitutionality of Trump Admin’s Most Recent Test forTemporary Child Asylum Protection 1.2523 0.05272 111 92 11 8
1467 Not to worry; I've learned a lot from my mistakes. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1468 This is the pits. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1469 You proved you could do it, Dad. We don't need to go for two out of three. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1470 What's next, a raisin? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1471 Wait! I haven’t had my tetanus shot! 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1472 Can I borrow your hat? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1473 Now he is just getting cocky. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1474 Your rivalry with William Tell is getting out of hand. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1475 Just think of it as a crabapple 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1476 Daddy, please put on your glasses! 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1477 Pop, can’t we just come back during apple season? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1478 William Tell never really much liked his son. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1479 You had to get hungry on the way here 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1480 There are easier ways of removing the pit.” 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1481 I got the apple, didn't I? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1482 I feel special enough so let's use an apple. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1483 Fifty bucks if you hit the stem 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1484 They were out of apples, but at least I didn't go with a blueberry. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1485 The overture was cool and everything, dad, but let's not push it. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1486 Apples should be on sale next week. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1487 But... cherry season's over... 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1488 I'd prefer if you under promised and over delivered 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1489 I think we should wait till it’s apple season again. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1490 Mom needed the apple for a pie. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1491 I'm your son Dad, not a sun Dae. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1492 I know, let's use a beach ball instead! 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1493 Why is it you always have to get one up on Uncle Will? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1494 This is a pathetic attempt to outdo Uncle William 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1495 Why did you have to plant a stupid cherry tree? Why couldn’t you have planted an apple tree like Joey Tell’s dad? 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1496 Don't do it dad. Pretty please with a ... oh. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1497 Can we wait until pumpkins are in season? 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1498 Did I mention that I made a call to the Office of Children and Family Services? 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1499 Maybe I should go get an apple. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1500 No. Four out of five is not good! 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1501 Did my parents say this was okay? 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1502 I was thinking more of a Carmen Miranda scenario. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1503 Abraham and Isaac visit Switzerland 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1504 Dad! I'd bet my life, he said "apple" 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1505 Before you shoot, father, please remember this is still 2020. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1506 Do you want to be a Tiktok dad or not? 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1507 After this, we're going to use a garbanzo bean! 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1508 If you are going to miss, aim high. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1509 Are you sure Billy's dad did it from fifty feet and not fifteen? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1510 If this works we can try a raisin next. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1511 Did we have to make so-o-o much applesauce? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1512 Let’s use a pumpkin. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1513 Tell me why Jr. got the last apple? 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1514 Not that I don't trust you William, but maybe we should start with a larger fruit? 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1515 You know Dearest all-knowing Father, perhaps the generally applied wisdom of 'starting off small' may not suit all new endeavors equally 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1516 Even if you don’t go through with it, you’re still legendary in my books, Dad. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1517 No offense: I'm just sayin' ...there's an apple in my lunch. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1518 Hold it Dad, Mom's bringing a cantaloupe. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1519 Dad, the side-eye is making me nervous. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1520 Let’s hold off until watermelon season. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1521 You couldn't wait for dinner. You had to eat the apple. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1522 The shoes, haircut and lederhosen--Dad, please aim for my heart. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1523 Remind me, which one of us has our eyes closed? 1.2523 0.04868 111 86 20 4
1524 ‘What if we are accused of cherry picking?’ 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1525 Since you’re being homeschooled now let’s begin your first lesson. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1526 ok, but if you miss you're giving me back my skirt. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1527 Let’s hope this try goes better than your sister’s. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1528 We should probably be wearing masks. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1529 Another well-planned gender reveal stunt! 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1530 Yah I swear- it’s a way cooler trick. I’ll tie it with my tongue. I’ll show you, just put down the bow & arrow. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1531 If you want to make it to the America's Got Talent finals, we have to bring the danger, Dad. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1532 Are you sure this is how to pop my cherry? 1.2523 0.05647 111 92 10 9
1533 Let this be a lesson to you son. Do something amazing and your followers will always expect you to outdo yourself. Now hold still. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1534 Please cancel my Apple subscriptions 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1535 This isn't big enough for Switzerland's Got Talent, William. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
1536 Cherry pitter prototype, version 1.0 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1537 Can we switch places? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1538 Dad, I'm pretty convinced you proved your manhood with the apple... 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1539 Couldn’t we just go for ice cream? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1540 Because you ate all of the apples. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1541 Crossbow Calvin never got to be as famous as William Tell, and don't even ask about Shotgun Sheldon. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1542 And now for the cherry on top... 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1543 Budget cutback. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1544 Hurry up. This cherry ain't gonna peel itself. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1545 When did you last get your eyes tested? 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1546 May I please change my lederhosen first? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1547 Maybe I should have brought my glasses. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1548 Sigh...I would’ve let you step closer for better aim, but we don’t have our masks on 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1549 Should you put your glasses on? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1550 My head is not big. 1.2477 0.04817 109 87 16 5
1551 Honestly, Daddy, I didn't eat your apple! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1552 Excuse me sir, but don't you usually wear glasses? 1.2477 0.04904 109 85 19 4
1553 You better be right this time that size doesn't matter. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1554 But I'm allergic to cherries. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1555 The red thing. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1556 So now this is dangerous? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1557 My aim is great, My eye site not so Great 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1558 If you're as good as they say you are, let's see you shoot this cherry off my head, Mr. Tell. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1559 They told me it would be an apple 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1560 Why don't we try a watermelon instead? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1561 A Bing cherry? That guy in Switzerland used an apple! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1562 You know not where? 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
1563 So, if I hold still, I get the REST of the sundae? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1564 Big spender couldn't go for a watermelon? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1565 It’s a metaphor, right? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1566 Okay, Yeah, I cut down the cherry tree. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1567 You didn’t tell me what happens to the boy with the apple. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1568 I’m not trying to tell you what to do, but a bigger apple might make it easier- just saying. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1569 OK, I will apologize for eating that apple. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1570 I'm telling Mom! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1571 I’m going to need a urine sample. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1572 You might want to turn around. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1573 Crabapples are apples, but not easy targets. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1574 Wait! You’re not THAT good—look for an apple. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1575 Wrong mountain, we need to change the locale 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1576 But why did you have to cherry pick me? 1.2477 0.05995 109 93 5 11
1577 We’ve got to get the pit out...it’s a choking hazard. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1578 You always want to outdo Grandpa Will! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1579 So we swap turns until one of us hits the cherry, right? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1580 Now I'll have an excuse to be mortally afraid of fruit!" 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1581 Instead might I suggest my younger sister one tree over with a melon on her head. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 18 4
1582 Have you considred a Granny Smith? 1.2477 0.04904 109 85 19 4
1583 Could you come closer? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1584 I know what you're thinking, Dad, but the Lederhosen are stain resistant. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1585 Are you sure this will get me to college? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1586 How about we use a watermelon instead? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1587 If I live to lose this bet again remind me to pick a pumpkin. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1588 I hope one day to make this shot 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1589 I don't believe you. Yesterday they had PLENTY of pineapples. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1590 I'm sick of Tommy Tell always bragging about HIS dad! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1591 Can we please buy the big GMO cherries next time? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1592 I'm the first? Wow! So exciting. I can't wait to tell my friends. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1593 Are you sure he meant me when he said, "and a cherry on top"? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1594 Don't worry. We're just practicing. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1595 It's an apple. My head's just swollen. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1596 How many will we need for the pie? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1597 Wait! Before you shoot, do the Overture! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1598 Wait! I can’t do this until the Overture starts! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1599 You said an apple, Dad, not a cherry. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1600 At six feet apart, surely you can pop the cherry. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1601 Are you sure there isn't an easier way to pit these cherries? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1602 I know cherries are in season, but still... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1603 OK, what about a watermelon? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1604 Okay, so let’s say you can do it with a cherry too. But what next? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1605 Just do ,Tell 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1606 Just aim for the red dot.... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1607 Let's use the larger apple or the smaller arrow 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1608 Don't worry. There are 29 more dolls nesting in me. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1609 Sorry, Dad, I ate the apple. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1610 And where did you say Mommy is? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1611 Should I trust an archer who can’t see the difference between an apple and a cherry? 1.2477 0.04728 109 84 21 3
1612 We can either do this or you can go to school without a mask. Either way there’s a big change you won’t make it alive 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1613 And so “Ready, Aim, “ were the last words Billy heard. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1614 Well, this is better than going back to quarantine anyway... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1615 Don’t get your hopes up 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1616 The world is falling apart. Will you shoot me in the head, pretty please with a cherry on top? 1.2477 0.05705 109 91 9 9
1617 What's your plan B? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1618 You do realize William Tell practiced first with watermelons on a scarecrow. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1619 I'm sure America's Got Talent would be just as impressed if we used an apple, Dad 1.2455 0.04020 110 85 24 1
1620 There's a law of diminishing returns I'm concerned about, Papa 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1621 Let me make you an Manhattan instead. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1622 I’m afraid the pit might chip the arrow. A watermelon would be much better for arrow maintenance. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1623 It's fall. Can't we use a pumpkin? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1624 Always gotta outdo the other guy, right Pop? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1625 Is that the biggest apple you could find? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1626 Aim high 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1627 Let’s see, Heidi, if my cataract surgery improved my aim! 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1628 Couldn't you use a bigger apple? 1.2455 0.05115 110 90 14 6
1629 We basically want the same thing. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1630 So it’s a crabAPPLE, little miss nitpicker 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1631 Let's trade places. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1632 You say mare-uh-skee-no; I say mare-uh-shee-no. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1633 Dad, you don't need to practice anymore. They've already named the Overture for you. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1634 You know, dad, in a few hundred years this will be considered child abuse. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1635 I think we passed a pumpkin patch on the way here......Dad? 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
1636 Wait... what? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1637 Sundae Bloody Sundae: 1st Attempt. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1638 Perhaps we start off with a watermelon? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1639 Don't make me the apple of your eye. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1640 Okay, but can we get Fro-yo after? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1641 I thought we were going apple-picking. 1.2455 0.04865 110 86 19 4
1642 Would you like a blindfold? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1643 I ate the apple on my way over here. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1644 Hold on, that's my hair band. I've got a big apple in my pocket. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1645 Ok, but I draw the line at a raisin. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1646 Let’s try it first with a watermelon and then I’ll shoot a cherry off of your head. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1647 The Origin of a Trope "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree......perhaps we should find it." 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1648 I guess I should have eaten the cherry instead of the apple. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1649 Well, it was this or bake banana bread again. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1650 Wait, did you take your seizure medication? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1651 Garnish day at the medieval bartending academy 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1652 Gender reveal parties gone wrong, volume 159. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1653 Folklore one-upmanship. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1654 Best two out of three...? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1655 The apples looked mealy. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1656 Farewell, ma cherie 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1657 Do not f**king miss 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1658 Can we postpone this until pumpkins are in season? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1659 I think this is the first case of a mixed mythology, it's supposed to be a cherry. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1660 You'll need lower expectations or a higher power. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1661 last time, you wore glasses! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1662 I was hoping for a smaller arrow. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1663 I hate it when apple season is over. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1664 If you miss, Rossini will immortalize this as the William Tell choke 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1665 Couldn't you just forbid me to play video games for a month?" 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1666 William Tell: Well son, let’s hope this is my last Mistake. Son:what’s your first? William Tell: I’m looking at him. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1667 I have the best apples; tremendous apples. And if you'll look at my hands, you'll see there is no problem there. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1668 Or...perhaps a pumpkin. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1669 They had a special on cherries. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1670 Out of interest, what happened to the apple girl? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1671 Here let me demonstrate why there had to be a second shooter on the grassy knoll 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1672 Dad, where are your spectacles? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1673 But apples are in season. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1674 And to think, mom was anxious that we would watch a movie while she was at book club. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1675 Are you sure we're six feet apart? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1676 Whoever drew this is trying to make this hard for us, son. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1677 Dad, do you ever get nervous before a big test? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1678 Dad! You said an Apple! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1679 Let me make this overture: how ‘bout we start with a watermelon 1.2430 0.05285 107 86 14 6
1680 'Dad, just a thought - could we not have used a melon?' 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1681 Why not wait until pomegranate season ? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1682 That was always your brother’s problem — he could never hold still! Anyway, I’m all warmed up now. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1683 Dad, can we wait until apple season? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1684 Would it help if I added a dollop of whipped cream? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1685 And what say we stop for ice cream on the way home? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1686 Are you sure you remembered to put your contacts in? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1687 It's illegal for you to pop my cherry. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1688 Ok 2020, let's get it over with quick 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1689 Got to do it before the Tik Tok ban 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1690 the- much-less-famous Frederick Newton who tragically picked the wrong fruit 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1691 Not to worry. My instructor made this look really easy through Zoom... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1692 My mother had a stemmed cranial abscess, remove this offensive cartoon immediately! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1693 I gotta say, when you said you'll pop my cherry, this is not what I expected. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1694 Kill me Papa. Between my haircut your leggings and the Trump administration there is no reason to live. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1695 So it’s gonna explode into blue powder if it’s a boy, pink if it’s a girl right? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1696 It was at this moment when Joshua wished he didn’t lie on his resume. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1697 Are you fruit shaming me? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1698 I cannot tell a lie, Daddy. I would really prefer using a watermelon. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1699 OK, can I change my favorite fruit? I prefer a watermelon really, not cherries. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1700 William, can I tell you to use an apple instead. Thanks! 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
1701 Please tell me I'm not adopted! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 21 2
1702 How about if we use a canteloupe? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1703 I know Dad, but we talked about the Instacart substitution policy 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1704 Don’t shoot! I just received my ballot to vote! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1705 The grape of wrath! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1706 Don't shoot -- pretty please with a cherry on top. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1707 Oh, shoot, where's my phone? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1708 Relax, it’s just virtual reality. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1709 Instacart had to substitute. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1710 Don’t worry sweetheart, the arrows are blanks! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1711 I'll miss you 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1712 Wait, you said 20 bucks, right? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1713 William Tell's cousin Werner the bartender practiced spearing tiny fruit. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1714 Look, it was either this or the raisin. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1715 ...Pitiful 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1716 And all this drama is for whom, exactly? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1717 Let’s compromise. Something bigger than a cherry, but smaller than a watermelon. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1718 Ho one ever remembers the story of William Tell's first child, Desdemona. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1719 Papa, why not an apple? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1720 I know the "apple" thing is old news but as your last child left, I REALLY think apples are so under-rated. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1721 Pretty cocky with the apple, but the cherry makes things a little more real, eh? 1.2404 0.03346 104 83 20 1
1722 I'm ready to claim my womanhood. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1723 Bad year for apples AND me. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1724 ...Apple season is just three months away, you know !!! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1725 I thought we were using apples! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1726 Dad! If we’re going to do this, you NEED to wear your glasses! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1727 A cherry is more impressive, Dad. 1.2404 0.04926 104 85 14 5
1728 The CDC and I strongly recommend against sneezing 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1729 Wait till I put my mask on! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1730 Dad, how about a pumpkin? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1731 Go ahead. The odds of you hitting this cherry are about the same as the chances of Mount Vesuvius blowing up. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1732 Did you just have a martini? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1733 Mother says we should wait til apple season. 1.2404 0.04732 104 83 16 4
1734 You might consider using a smaller arrow . . . 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1735 Trust me, I saw it on Tik-Tok 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1736 Son, you've grown a lot since the last time we did this. 1.2404 0.03203 104 84 17 2
1737 It's my turn to shoot. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1738 I won't be impressed unless you knot the stem 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1739 You are William, arn't you? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1740 Don't you think for your first try, we could use a watermelon? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1741 You train on hitting the cherry, Dad, and the apple will be a cinch! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1742 Must you cherry-pick everything? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1743 Shouldn't we wait for your glasses to be delivered. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1744 Uh-how about we use an apple instead of a cherry. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1745 How ‘bout we use an apple instead of a cherry? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1746 Frankly Dad, I'm more comfortable with a larger target. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1747 Are you sure this can't wait until pumpkin season? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1748 Dad, there's nothing in this for me. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1749 I swear I watched like eight youtube tutorials on this. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1750 Maybe you could redeem some of your frequent archer points on a fruit upgrade? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1751 And we had to go organic! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1752 Will ya? Tell! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1753 Shouldn't we wait until apple season? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1754 I'm sorry I criticized your apple strudel. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1755 OK! OK! I did tell a lie! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1756 You seem apprehensive..... 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1757 Ok, so the next part of ye olde license renewal is the eye exam. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1758 You call it reckless. I call it a plausible explanation for failure. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1759 Gonna need a smaller arrow 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1760 I hope you remembered to take your tremor potion this morning. 1.2404 0.04633 104 80 20 2
1761 May I suggest your Nerf arrows for this shot, pops? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1762 I ate the apple; can you work with a cherry? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1763 Or I could make you a Manhattan . . . . 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1764 How about we split it, and call it even? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1765 I say watermelon, you say cherry. Compromise on an apple? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1766 Kid, there's a time in every boy's life when he realizes his father isn't a superhero... 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1767 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to role play. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1768 They did not say you had to use a crabapple. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1769 Aim high, dad. Things look smaller from a distance! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1770 Don't worry my dear,size doesn't matter 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1771 When you said you’d like me to pop your cherry, I had something else in mind. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1772 Mother thinks we should wait until apple season. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1773 Why don't you write the overture now and revisit this when we get a bigger apple. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1774 Hmmm... a cherry is kinda small - how about an apple? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1775 No we can’t use an apple; that’s trademarked. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1776 What did you do with the pineapple? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1777 Do you have a longer arrow? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1778 If you're mixing up the fruit, why not a pineapple? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1779 I should have eaten the entire sundae. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1780 Remind me, how many tries do I get? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1781 I think if you chopped down a cherry tree instead, you might create more of a name for yourself! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1782 Corona Diary Day 989: Condom is no longer available. Hence, resorting to other type of birth control 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1783 Do it for the gram, father 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1784 I know, my haircut is distracting 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1785 Sorry, I thought that was a MAGA hat. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1786 You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1787 I didn’t think this is what you meant by ‘use your head’. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1788 Could we are least try to find an apple tree? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1789 So what happened to mom? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1790 And if you miss, Netflix will pick up a docu-series based on this moment. I see it as a win-win. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1791 Don’t worry, I learned how to do this over Zoom. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1792 I've heard of downsizing, but this is ridiculous 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1793 Rules are rules, you were supposed to quarantine 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1794 You know this isn’t going to end well 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1795 Dad, you said we were gonna play 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1796 To bad climate change wiped out the apple crop! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1797 If you miss, I’ll kill you. 1.2385 0.04303 109 89 16 4
1798 Let's up the stakes. Now if you miss, can I skip homeschooling tomorrow? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1799 I wouldn't. It's a registered trademark. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1800 Father, when you asked me if I wanted a 'cherry on top' I naturally assumed... 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1801 Don't count on me for the chia seed round. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1802 So I chopped down the damn tree 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1803 First, let's get our stories straight. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1804 I promise I won't panic this time. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1805 Just so you know, I didn’t mean to make fun of your small hands. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1806 The 'new math' said 300 paces for a watermelon, 120 paces for an apple and 5 paces for a cherry... you're good to go Dad... 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1807 Anything for TikTok. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1808 History in the making; the earliest use of the now-famous indemnity clause. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1809 After a week of homeschooling, Mrs. Tell opted for cherries instead of apples at the grocery store. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1810 Are you sure the TikTok Challenge didn’t use an apple? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1811 I prefer it this way, okay? Those apples aren't ethically sourced. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1812 Did you wipe down the arrow? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1813 Why do I worry this won't be part of your narrative?. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1814 It's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry, Dad 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1815 You got the Lasik, right Dad? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1816 One shot should do... 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1817 Favorite child goes first. Right, dad? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1818 Papa, are you sure he said maraschino cherry? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1819 - Worry not Walter for I have the finest eyesight and the best aim in all of Switzerland - I'm Wilma 1.2358 0.03920 106 89 11 5
1820 I'm guessing you drank a Manhattan to steady your nerves. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1821 Where are Adam and Eve when we need them? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1822 Are watermelons in season? 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
1823 Let’s try this with a watermelon first. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1824 What comes next will be very telling... 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1825 C’mon, can’t you at least look scared? 1.2358 0.04143 106 81 25 0
1826 All right, all right! Yes--It was me who cut down the cherry tree! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1827 This will REALLY impress Rossini. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1828 Have you considered maybe an apple? I don't think anyone can see the cherry. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1829 Is it really worth it to keep trying to one-up your older brother William? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1830 Are there any pineapple trees around here? 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
1831 But...father everyone knows that Walter is your favorite son, at least he got an apple! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1832 Sorry, Son. You ate all the apples. I had to use a cherry. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1833 I'm making an overture... 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1834 Hope you have the papyrus ready—I want this to go viral. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1835 Stepmother said it's the perfect size. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1836 Does this apple look small on me? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1837 Go ahead, make your day. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1838 Now where did I put my glasses? 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
1839 Daddy, just because you disagree with your eye doctor’s diagnosis of glaucoma is no reason to use me to disprove it. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1840 Don't worry it's organic. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1841 Let Mommy know she's wrong. You CAN hit the little target! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1842 Lance always did want to see his father fail. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1843 DAD, how come Helena got an apple and I get a cherry? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1844 I understand You like cherries more than apples but this stunt matters more to Me,, 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1845 How about humming an overture first, Papa? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1846 I can tell this isn't going to work - I feel it in my core. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1847 Perhaps you need to rewatch that Masterclass episode... 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1848 Dad, if you miss, Mom is going to be really pissed off. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1849 Why couldn't Washington have cut down this tree? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1850 And if you tie a knot in the stem it means you're an even better marksman. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1851 Wait! For what may be my last meal, I would like a sundae - with the fruit topping of my choice. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1852 Mom says you should start with a watermelon. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1853 Hey Pops, this is the pits. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1854 Another day of homeschooling with my little lad 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1855 You’re sure the arrow is a hoax, right?” 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1856 Practice with a tree stump?” Sometimes, Father, I wonder if your heart is really in this 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1857 Are you sure you don't want to start with an apple? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1858 Wait, don't we just chop down the cherry tree? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1859 I wish I wasn’t allergic to apples. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1860 Remember that I love you more than Mommy. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1861 Dad, you remember God stopped Abraham at a certain point. Don't you think you should reconsider this shot! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1862 Tell me again how we're related. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1863 Pray Tell, have you ever done this before? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1864 Whatever became of the Big Apple? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1865 You say this is a Bing? I've been practicing with Maraschninos... 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1866 Daddy, an oracle told me that in the future there'll be a thing called child protective services. Just sayin'. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1867 Thought the longer stem might help. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1868 ”Dad, I thought we agreed to call it quits after the kumquat. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1869 I prefer we use a watermelon, but I am willing to compromise. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1870 You know, dad, they're other ways to get back at mom. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1871 I dunno, Dad. Something about this just doesn't feel right. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1872 Or you could just eat it. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1873 Let me spell it out for you. S-H-O-O-T. T-H-E. D-U-K-E. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1874 But Papa, one-upping William Tell with this cherry is the only way we'll go viral throughout the canton! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1875 Freud would have a lot to say about this, if he were alive yet. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1876 Anybody can hit an apple. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1877 Please tell me you are using performance-enhancing drugs. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1878 Know what Elias, I think it's my turn to be the hunter and your turn to be the gatherer. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1879 No, William, I'm sure the book says, "An Apple"! Actually, it says, "A really big, honey crisp apple"! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1880 Because Mom says we need to spend more father-son time. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1881 Did William tell you this was a good idea? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1882 I changed my mind, I don't want applesauce. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1883 Yes, I agree that these tik tok challenges are getting more and more challenging - yet here we are. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1884 Don't worry... It won't hurt! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1885 Do you really think that another Manhatten is a good idea? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1886 This way I'm covered in a red liquid no matter what. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1887 What's next Dad? A raisin? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1888 I couldn't find a Mcintosh so I picked a maraschino. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1889 Wait, Papa, I don't have my mask on. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1890 If you hit three in a row, you get a bucketful of quarters. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1891 At least he won't hit me in the neck. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1892 Don’t worry, Dad, I’ll get so many likes on TikTok 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1893 Crab apples cost less, huh? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1894 Good luck popping your first cherry 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1895 Hey, Dad, how about I just go home now, and you kill Albrecht Gessler, and I'll catch up with you later? How does that sound, Dad? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1896 Couldn't we wait until pumpkins are in season? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1897 Please tell me you skipped your morning coffee. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1898 Dad? I think I'm big enough for a watermelon. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1899 I can't wait to tell Mother what fun we had today. You're the best Dad ever ! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1900 Do tell, Wil. A crossbow for a cherry? A freakin CROSSBOW? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1901 Yes, I promised not to complain again about your cherry-picking, but... 1.2353 0.04862 102 86 10 6
1902 But you said that I was the apple of your eye! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1903 Good thing we practiced on that raisin! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1904 Wait, have you been drinking? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1905 At least 6 feet apart please. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1906 One more miss and I'm eating it. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1907 2020 might not be the best year to try this. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1908 Hit the apple, not the apple of your eye. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1909 But I heard you say to Mama I was the apple of your eye? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1910 Bet you can't hit that much larger apple on top of that mountain. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1911 Ok let’s begin practice Donald, repeat after me.. there is no apple ! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1912 Don't worry, I saw this on the internet. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1913 You're not color blind, right? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1914 You signed the liability waiver, right?” 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1915 Should I do a Swiss roll as soon as you let go of the arrow? 1.2353 0.04658 102 79 20 2
1916 What if our situations were reversed? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1917 Dad, are you sure this is what the remote PE class instructions said? 1.2353 0.03600 102 81 17 2
1918 Did you eat my sundae? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1919 They say only use seasonal fruits and vegetables 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1920 And after this, you can aim for the chip on my shoulder. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1921 Just no juice on the bangs this time, ok dad?? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1922 I thought you said we were going for sundaes? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1923 Shoot me in the face, I can't live another day with this cherry glued to my head 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1924 Are you sure there's no better way to get likes? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1925 ‘Wait, shouldn’t we be wearing masks?’ 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1926 Rest assured, I definitely won't be hitting your neck. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1927 I already told you Dad, no one does apples anymore 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1928 I watched a YouTube video. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1929 i still think this could have been handled in an email 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1930 I don't know, Son, these TikTok challenges are getting pretty ridiculous. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1931 I really think you got it mixed up pop. Chekhov's play is called The 'Cherry' Orchard and William Tell shot an 'apple' off his kid's head! 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1932 I put a cherry on top, now what? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1933 Bet you can’t hit it if I toss it in the air! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1934 Pop, just double checking, have you done this before? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1935 I didn't mean to eat the last apple! 1.2336 0.04710 107 84 19 3
1936 Now, who did you say you're voting for? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1937 This is how I met your mother. 1.2336 0.04519 107 83 21 2
1938 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.2330 0.05723 103 87 8 8
1939 If I miss, I will call it fake news. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1940 I'm just saying, an apple would make more of a statement. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1941 I said pumpkin, you said cherry. Can’t we compromise with an apple? 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1942 Wait, they're out of watermelons and apples?!? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1943 What do you mean, ‘let’s hope it’s not the pits’? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1944 It’s non-GMO. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1945 I hope that's not loaded 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1946 This isn’t going to go the way I thought it would. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1947 Maybe an apple would be better. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1948 Okay, maybe a pumpkin is too large. Can’t we just compromise? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1949 What does 'calling your bluff' mean again, Dad? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1950 You're young so you'll be fine. Now close your eyes and think of how it helps the economy... 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1951 And then do I get the ice cream? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1952 What do you mean, "Can my sister have my toys?" 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1953 I realize the other kids were 'practice,' but Daddy, I'm now your only child, so let's not be so damn cavalier about this. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1954 so you're telling me you can tie the cherry stem into a knot using only a crossbow? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1955 Now try again without the blindfold. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1956 It's supposed to be an apple...Daaaaad! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1957 If you miss, then I get to eat the cherry 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1958 Daddy, are you sure your online course was sufficient? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1959 Where are your eyeglasses, papa? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1960 No no. A cheery won’t do. It’s got at least to be an apple or even a water melon. This is my ticket to fame. 1.2300 0.03583 100 82 16 2
1961 It looked a lot bigger in the store. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1962 Hold on. What's my percentage for this Lasik ad ? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1963 It's loaded with blanks, right? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1964 Crabapples?, I honestly don't know how you sleep at night. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1965 I agree mom never said you shouldn’t do this, but I don’t think we ever really came clean about the apple, did we? 1.2300 0.04894 100 78 17 3
1966 I have a premonition that if you used an apple instead it will make you famous. 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
1967 I was hoping you’d go with the pineapple, Dad. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1968 Sorry, son, but I couldn't find an apple! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1969 An apple would have been too been there, done that 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1970 I hate these bonding moments! 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1971 HEY! You're aiming at my feet! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1972 Either way, I 'm sure it will go viral on Youtube! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1973 Hmmmm. Maybe a bigger apple... 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1974 If I promise no more jokes about Will Tell, will you let me go? 1.2300 0.04683 100 78 17 2
1975 What’s amatt 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1976 Do I really get a hot fudge sundae afterwards? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 18 2
1977 No offense, Mr. Maraschino, but I’d really rather Mr. Tell took the shot. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1978 See Dad...size does matter. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1979 Dad, do I really have to be in this legend? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1980 The fruitier was out of apples, so he gave me a deal on this cherry. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1981 Dad, could you start with a watermelon and see how that goes first? 1.2300 0.05478 100 82 11 6
1982 I’m not nervous because YOU COULDN’T HIT A BARN DOOR with that thing 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1983 Sorry, we only use fruit that’s in season 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1984 Fear not lad, it's just a cherry. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1985 Pretty please don't miss. 1.2300 0.05835 100 85 7 8
1986 Couldn’t you have waited for apple season? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1987 Surely temple 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1988 See it this way: If I miss, you don't need to do the homework. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1989 Don’t worry, it just looks smaller 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1990 What are you waiting for, your resume said you are a modern day Robin Hood 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1991 Trust me, I never miss. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1992 Stand closer if you need to. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1993 Papa, are you sure we can't use the pineapple? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1994 Why so antsy? We already did the trust fall, and that went great. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1995 Remember Dad, it's America's Got Talent, not America's Got Tragedy. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1996 ...Or, alternatively, we could enter AGT as a singing act. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1997 Dammit, Bill, an apple will never get us enough ‘likes’! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1998 For family pride, we Crabtells should use crabapples. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1999 Yes. it's only a cherry. Whole Foods was out of apples. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2000 why boys need their mothers 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2001 Dad, wouldn’t an apple be easier to hit? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2002 I know George sent the cherries, Dad, but I'd rather have an apple. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2003 I told Billy Tell, 'My daddy can do it with a cherry.' 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2004 I'd feel safer if you were wearing a mask. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2005 I believe there's a safer way to split this cherry. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2006 Mom says you're acting out. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2007 If you don't miss, I want some ice cream. 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
2008 Sure you don’t need your glasses? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2009 Well, here's hoping you hit the crabapple and not the Adam's apple. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2010 OK, OK Dad! I’m sorry about the dress comment! Can we please go back to the apple? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2011 Um, Dad, I think a pineapple would work better. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2012 you said you've done this before, right? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2013 Practice makes perfect but isn’t this a bit medieval? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2014 The mountain's easier 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2015 My last wish? I wish I had cut down an apple tree instead. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2016 Or, Dad, we could go home, make a fruit smoothie, and call it a day. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2017 Dad, perhaps a large apple? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2018 Next time you will remember to bring the watermelon like I told you. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2019 Anyone can do it with apples 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2020 We”re starting small and let’s hope we work our way up 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2021 Yeah, I could miss, but you know what they say sweetie, You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’... now stand still 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2022 It’s all in the spin, not the aim. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2023 I'm just saying it would look even funnier on your head. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2024 Can you see me now? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2025 I really wish you weren’t color blind. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2026 Okay. But then I get to shoot the feather out of your hat. Or at least try. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2027 Well, does 11 years manning the archery tent at the Renaissance festival count? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2028 well, you may die, but at least I’ll save you from your haircut 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2029 I decided to downsize after quarantine 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2030 Whatever happens, Daddy, try not to turn this into a metaphor. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2031 My name is William, & I'm going to Tell! 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2032 Father, I think detect the faint aroma of cheap bourbon. Are you sure you want to go through with this? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2033 It’s supposed to be an apple Dad! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2034 What about 'apple' do you not understand 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2035 I'm thinking a watermelon would be better. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2036 Apple, schmaple, Anybody can hit an apple! This will go viral! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2037 You had to brag... what was wrong with an apple? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2038 No, the pit is not in my stomach. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2039 Let's try it with a pumpkin first. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2040 I believe in you, but might I suggest a watermelon. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2041 Let me guess. “I have no apples,” said Stepmother. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2042 Wait. I have an idea. Maybe I could just bite it and spit out the pit. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2043 Are you saying it just looks smaller because our heads are so big? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2044 What are you waiting for, hotshot? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2045 I said you were a better shot than his dad. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2046 This is my first time without glasses. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2047 Not that I don't, like, trust you dad, but maybe an apple instead of a cherry? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2048 Apples are for light weights. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2049 Yes, that weird mountain is distracting. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2050 Maybe this isn’t what your mother meant when she said I should aim to bond more with you. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2051 Is your head really that fat or that just a small apple? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2052 Does this make me look tart? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2053 How about best 2 out of 3? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2054 If There Is A Next Time, You’ll Think Twice About Cherry Picking... 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2055 Are you sure we have the same understanding about the "cherry on top" phrase ? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2056 What happened to my watermelon idea? 1.2273 0.03868 88 70 16 1
2057 I think you misunderstood during the coin toss when they said you could cherry-pick your target. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2058 Okay, peasant n.456. Are you ready? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2059 This is counter-intuitive - you missed all the apples 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2060 But wasn’t this why you bought those spectacles in the first place? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2061 I'm getting nervous about the games we play. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2062 Wait Dad wait! When I said that I thought Mr. Tell was awesome, I didn’t mean that he was more awesome than you. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2063 Dad, seriously, it's no big deal if you hit me. It might even be a good thing, if I manage to get a new nickname out of my disfigurement. Right now the kids at school all call me "Little Homie Strudel Ass" 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2064 I miss working from home. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2065 Dad, no one will want to hear the story of how William Tell scared the heck out of his son for chopping down the cherry tree.” 1.2268 0.05182 97 78 14 4
2066 I think it is pretty clear that you play favorites. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2067 Not that I don't trust you, but could we first try this with a watermelon? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2068 If only I could share your optimism. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2069 Are you sure it's supposed to be a cherry? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2070 You always did like Walter best. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2071 Dad, the apple was already iffy. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2072 Aren't you a little overconfident? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2073 ‘Extreme’ archery again dad? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2074 I'd feel a lot better if you put a watermelon on my head. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2075 Not to worry; I'm a specialist in the STEM field. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2076 Are you sure this is the easiest way to get the pit out? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2077 So you’re feeling pretty good about the Lasik surgery? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2078 Dad, let's face it. I'm really not into this William Tell challenge. Why don't we just tell everyone you shot the cherry and move on with life? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2079 Dad, you're not supposed to use a crab apple! 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2080 Ya know I can balance a melon 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2081 Practice much? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2082 This will be one for the books. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2083 Could we wait till next year to do this? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2084 Isn't it supposed to be an apple? 1.2268 0.04750 97 76 17 2
2085 Don't do it, papa. Pretty please! 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2086 Donald -Don’t -Tell 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2087 My Dad has an apple... and he’s a lawyer. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2088 I think it's supposed to be an apple. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2089 While I have no doubt that your skill with a crossbow is unsurpassed , I would feel more comfortable with a pumpkin, if you don’t mind. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2090 If you miss I'm Swiss cheese. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2091 Have you ever thought about 'life defining' moments? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2092 Dad, couldn't we make it a pumpkin? Or at least a really big apple? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2093 cherry on my wayward son 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2094 So, you’ve never done this before? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2095 Dad I know you're really happy with your new contact lenses, but is this really necessary? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2096 I'm not worried. This helmet of hair is actually a helmet 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
2097 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to spend quality time with me. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2098 Why does everyone always pick 'dare'? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2099 Can I make just one small suggestion that would enhance your skill as an archer forever? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2100 Do you have anything bigger like a pumpkin or watermelon? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2101 Maybe I should put a watermelon on my head instead. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2102 No pie for you.” 1.2268 0.04862 97 79 13 4
2103 Wouldn't you rather be known for something other than for popping my cherry? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2104 Where's my sister? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2105 Yes, papa. This is the best way to test your new contact lenses. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2106 I said an apple, not a crabapple. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2107 I'ts my turn this week, dad. I choose a watermelon since you killed George last week. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2108 I'm calling Nate Silver. I want to know exactly what the margin of error is here. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2109 - It’s this or circumcision! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2110 Dad, we’re giants. Maybe we should use one of our own apples. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2111 First, we should shorten the overture. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2112 I don't care how good your Lasik surgery was - you're not shooting that thing at me. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2113 How about a pumpkin instead? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2114 Either way, it’ll be internet gold. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2115 But an apple a day keeps the doctor away, dad. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2116 the archer and the cherry girl. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2117 Dad, you got this wrong. It’s supposed to be an apple not a cherry. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2118 Just remember,Dad,for this occasion I am not the apple of your eye. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2119 Couldn't we use a Fuji for this? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2120 Maybe a pomegranate would increase our chances. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2121 Before you shoot would you sing a verse of Nessum Dorma? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2122 Did you have to pick an organic one? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2123 Sr. Botero, por favor aim wide! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2124 Umm, Dad, how about a watermelon? Or even a cantaloupe? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2125 What do you mean you are color blind? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2126 You should've spent an extra pfennig for the apple, dad. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2127 I simply wanted you to stand still. You were supposed to interpret the term "pretty please with a cherry on top" poetically. 1.2268 0.04274 97 80 14 3
2128 Chill out William. I won’t tell. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2129 Until now I’ve practiced with watermelons. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2130 Who is Freud? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2131 Back up Dad, we're social distancing. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2132 I’ve always considered the bow and arrow much more fair than the fully automatic A R 15 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2133 Ok, stay perfectly still. I’ve done this like one other time. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2134 Richard Tell was always trying to one up his brother. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2135 Dad, do we really have to use a cherry? The legend calls for an oversized Cortland apple. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2136 This outta learn ye to not eat the last apple. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2137 William, just say you did it and I promise I won 't tell 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2138 You said to wear a disguise. I'm a cupcake. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2139 Couldn't you have taken a pumpkin from the rich.... 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2140 Six feet! That’s what Fauci said! 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2141 Eyes up here, mister! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2142 Isn't there some other way, Dad, to get into Stanford? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2143 Quickly, before I fart. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2144 Don't! If you miss, you'll hit the tree! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2145 Look I'll spring for the apple. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2146 What do you say we go with a bigger target, say, an apple? 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2147 Son, I don't think this is what you meant by "popping your cherry". 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2148 And I wanted a pumpkin. Can we compromise on an apple? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2149 Sundae : "What are you waiting for? I don't like Mondays" 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2150 You’re too close ! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2151 If I miss, we're both screwed. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2152 That’s an awfully big arrow for such a small apple... 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2153 You don't like me do you 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2154 I'm telling Mom!" "She gave me the crossbow, the cherry was my idea. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2155 Please Sir..could we swap the cherry for an apple? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2156 Did I get a smaller apple because I'm a girl? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2157 Okay, but I hear my brother got a watermelon. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2158 I believe you are mixing up William Tell's story with George Washington's. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2159 It's a crabapple. It symbolizes the our shrinking opportunities for success. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2160 First tell me again how you think risk-reward works. 1.2268 0.04015 97 79 16 2
2161 Mama won't be happy, she always says not to bolt your food! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2162 I am beginning to regret eating that last apple. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2163 Dad, as you always tell me, "just give it your best shot" 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2164 Just so you know, Grandma really likes apple pie better than cherry tarts! 1.2268 0.04274 97 77 13 3
2165 Sheesh! Man up, would ya? If you get any closer you can flick the thing off with your finger! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2166 Let’s fertilize more next year, Dad. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2167 Did you pass your eye test. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2168 It’s called distance learning. 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
2169 Got any pumpkins? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2170 Right color, wrong fruit. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2171 Don’t you think you a cherry on top is just for milkshakes? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2172 Pop, I feel bad about my white privilege. Shouldn't we let a person of color take my place?" 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2173 Remember, safe archers save forty percent. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2174 What happened to the watermelon? 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2175 I knew it was a mistake to say I'd take an arrow for him. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2176 I should have picked an apple 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 17 2
2177 Yes! Yes! I've learned my lesson. Next time I'll eat all the cherries before the apples. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2178 Yeah...now you just want to kill me. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2179 Are you sure the pit won't be a problem? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2180 On second thought, I’d rather have watermelon. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2181 Because if we win the tournament we can afford necks. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2182 Come on loser, can't hit anything smaller than an apple? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2183 Hit or miss you are bound to make the news. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2184 Recent polling suggests that if you were to shoot the arrow today, you'd hit the cherry 76% of the time! 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2185 This ain’t my first rodeo” 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2186 I need one more Manhattan. 1.2268 0.04862 97 79 13 4
2187 Yes, this is very 2020 situation, Dad. Whatever happens next, just don’t forget to vote on November 3rd. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2188 Wait! What is that strange path, that’s over my right shoulder, called again? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2189 The line was too long at the Apple store, my boy. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2190 Just a little off the top, right? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2191 Is this why mommy is dead? 1.2268 0.04636 97 78 15 3
2192 I guess it’s better than a durian. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2193 We got rid of all the bad apples. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2194 'Is that thing on your head a cherry or are you farther and much bigger than I thought?' 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2195 I’m all for using fruit that’s in season but are you sure about this? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2196 This still doesn't explain 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.' 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2197 You promise it’s my turn next, right? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2198 Now let’s see what that MasterClass taught you! 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2199 I hate BW pictures with one red point of interest. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2200 Think anyone will notice we aren’t wearing masks? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2201 Cam Newton would run it in. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2202 Either way, this is going viral on YouTube or the six o’clock news. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2203 Leon had a feeling his son had gravely misunderstood the latest trend, “I scream, with a cherry on top” 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2204 Come on, this is how we get more TikTok followers! 1.2268 0.04398 97 78 17 2
2205 My apple schtick got old. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2206 Are you sure you attended ALL of your online clases? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2207 Heeey, batter batter batter.... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2208 I double dare ya' 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2209 Wait, do you have references? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2210 No one told me it was a crab apple. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2211 Hey! Eyes up here mister! 1.2255 0.05006 102 82 15 4
2212 You had to double-down and piss off the bailiff again, didn’t you Dad! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2213 The cherry doesn't fall too far from the tree 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2214 Getting this right would be fruitful, but also the pits. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2215 Liesel! What are you thinking?! Come in and get your mask on! You’re gonna kill your grandad! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2216 I don't need you to mansplain apple shots to me right now, Kevin. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2217 Why do I want to say Hi Ho Silver! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2218 You know what, I think I’ll just go and get this lump checked by a dermatologist instead. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2219 You can stand closer if you want. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2220 You're sure this will get me more YouTube subscribers? 1.2245 0.04236 98 81 11 3
2221 It could be worse, I could advise you drink bleach.” 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2222 This is dangerous! We should be wearing masks. 1.2245 0.05897 98 84 6 8
2223 With such a large target, Little Trump, how could I possibly miss from here? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2224 Can I step a little closer? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2225 Apples are out of season, so I just grabbed what was available. Why? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2226 So, it's true. I'm adopted. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2227 There’s no law that says you can’t use a bigger fruit. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2228 I'd like to make a peace overture 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2229 I said “grab” an apple, son. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2230 Pray, Tell, where would you have gotten a maraschino cherry? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2231 When was your last eye exam? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2232 Fearing the worst, William turned to the townspeople & politely asked that all cell phones be turned-off. #droppedbyapple 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2233 Would you like to try with a watermellon first? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2234 Yeah, I shit myself. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2235 I guess it's better than yodel lessons. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2236 I say you're just cherry picking me 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2237 Next time let's find an apple orchard 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2238 bring me the kid with the smaller head. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2239 I don't like apples --- they're too messy. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2240 Maybe we should start with a watermelon. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2241 How about sticks or tiny stones, or names? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2242 Should I have worn a hat? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2243 Walter, this looks like a VERY SHORT overture. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2244 Wait, I'm gonna sneeze. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2245 Mom was right to leave you for the apple farmer. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2246 Are you sure Dad, we can not wait 'til it's apple season? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2247 It's OK to practice, I brought a couple extras. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2248 Maybe we could go over this one more time. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2249 It's nothing personal. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2250 Daaad! Does it have to be a crabapple? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2251 Dad, if you really want the Apple, just ask. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2252 Robin Hood hit a pea. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2253 If we wait a couple of months it will be apple season. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2254 It’s called abuse. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2255 I don’t this is what you meant by “popping your cherry”. 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
2256 The other ice creams told me it was risky to wish to be a real boy. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2257 I already ate the last apple, but don't worry. They're plenty more cherries. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2258 I swear,I can balance a watermellon on my head! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2259 Dad, please stop reading William Burroughs! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2260 Don't worry Pop, we both know you couldn't even hit the tree 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2261 Don't worry, Dad. We'll get to huckleberries soon enough... 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
2262 The little known story of William Tell's daughter, Cherry, did not end as well! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2263 You really took this cherry on top concept to heart, huh? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2264 This isn’t funny. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2265 You’d better not miss or the Lone Ranger will never hear of you. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2266 Dad, how about a watermelon instead? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2267 Should I not have eaten the apple? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2268 Oh...”ah-sigh-EE”...got it. 1.2245 0.04478 98 82 12 4
2269 Don’t worry. I saw this on tv once. It seems pretty straight forward. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2270 A little higher please father. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2271 You’ve been charged with fact-checking the president 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2272 Wait, Maestro Pavarotti, I changed my mind! Your version of Nessun dorma is way better than Placido Domingo's. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2273 Alas, something is amiss. I pray we check the instructions together father. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2274 ‘Cause I’m allergic to apples! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2275 The apple only got 28 likes and 3 comments, so... 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2276 What happened next would put William off ice-cream sundaes for the rest of his life... 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2277 Little Known Fact: None of Robin Hood's children survived to adulthood. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2278 This is the downside of downsizing 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2279 Wouldn’t watchmaking be a better way to make a name for yourself? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2280 Why do you call me sundae? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2281 A crossbow... really? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2282 Remind me again of the difference between your median and mean rate of success. 1.2222 0.04774 99 82 13 4
2283 No, I don't recall you specifying which red fruit to use. Why? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2284 Perhaps we could postpone until apple picking season? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2285 Go ahead, what have I got to lose? It's 2020 afterall. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2286 I’m pretty sure this will work out better than the haircut your mother gave you. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2287 Miss and I’m just another bloody sundae. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2288 OK! Who is the spoil sport who called Child Protective Services? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2289 Shouldn't this be an apple? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2290 At least can’t you use an Apple?! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2291 My mask is in my pocket - don’t shoot! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2292 Haha yeah it’s very ironic that we’re doing this with the economy and everything 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2293 I know we're outdoors, but I'd still feel better if you were a little farther away. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2294 Is that a feather in your cap. I really want to know. Did you win that in, like, an archery contest? Are you good at this? Seriously. Is that a feather? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2295 It will be an outer body experience, like Tik Tok 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2296 But what's a Tik Tok? 1.2211 0.03059 95 80 12 2
2297 One less mouth to feed was just the cherry on top. 1.2211 0.03720 95 77 17 1
2298 It’s 2020. Six inches lower ought to be about right. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2299 Don't aim for the pit in my stomach. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2300 You'll shoot my eye out, Ralphie. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2301 I wonder if William Tell used GMO apples... 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2302 A-P-P-L-E. Apple, I agreed to an APPLE! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2303 Can you wait until I go to the bathroom? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2304 Wait. I should wear my mask 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2305 I probably didn’t need to use ALL the apples for last night’s strudel. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2306 I won’t tell if you don’t shoot 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2307 This is the last time I let you order Manhattans at Renn Faire 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2308 I've got a pineapple in the car. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2309 On the bright side, if you fail I’ll never know. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2310 It was a quarantine cut. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2311 Obama did it! 1.2211 0.05831 95 81 7 7
2312 The apple was still quite dramatic. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2313 Split it in half and we'll share it. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2314 Don't worry - I'm a professional! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2315 But they didn’t have organic apples 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2316 An apple? He demands an apple. Apples are for amateurs, m'boy. I also grew hungry waiting for your hair to be cut. Now just hold still. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2317 Dad, before we start, shouldn't you atleast ask me 'How do you like them apples?' 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2318 Don’t worry, I wiped it 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2319 Can't wait to see how many likes we get with this one! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2320 How do you like THEM apples? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2321 William Tell's version when trying to impress the ladies. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2322 Don't worry, I can actually see better with side-eye. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2323 Perhaps I'm not the apple of my father's eye. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2324 Don't worry, the arrow is very small 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2325 Ok, if not a watermelon, how about an apple instead of the cherry? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2326 Well Dad, look at it this way, Rossini won’t be able to write the Lone Ranger song if you miss. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2327 A cherry instead of an apple? That's what I call Chutzpah. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2328 Bad luck...Friar Tuck beat you to it!! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2329 In my mind, this all looked different. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2330 Mama made strudel with it, Poppa. and said you should lay off the kirsch. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2331 Would you consider switching to a watermelon? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2332 Don’t you want to first try with a watermelon, or pumpkin? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2333 Dad. Crabapple season is not the time for this” 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2334 My therapist said I have to deal with my trust issues. Can we talk? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2335 Actually, I was thinking more apple than cherry. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2336 You hit the mountain. I’ll eat the apple and watch 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2337 What? I had a coupon. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2338 Probably shouldn't have had that double espresso. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2339 Either way you’ll end up in the slammer. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2340 Don't worry, this is my first time too 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2341 Did you put your contacts in? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2342 I read that it’s even more effective than hydroxychloroquine. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2343 Did you say you're color blind? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2344 You're sure you don't want to eat it? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2345 William suddenly wished Junior had a little less confidence in his abilities... 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2346 On second thought, I would rather have apple pie. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2347 Mmmm are you sure there are no apples ? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2348 Be honest, Dad: are you still mad at me or just out of apples? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2349 If not for physical distancing ,I’d remove that from your hands. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2350 Apples are too easy. Now stand still. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2351 The real cherry on top will be living to tell this tale. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2352 Trust me dad, Billy Tell Jr. and his dad did it and they blew up on TikTok. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2353 This might be above your pay grade, Dad. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2354 Iss you sure you vould not like to try zee vatermellon first, poppa? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2355 Well, you did say "pretty please with a cherry on top"... 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2356 Next time maybe you'll remember to not cut down that cherry tree. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2357 Never liked Swiss Miss 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2358 Could you at least reassure me you didn't drink the Tom Collins? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2359 What do you mean 'apples aren't in season'?!! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2360 You're better than William Tell, dad. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2361 I’m your son, not your sundae. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2362 If we practice with red cabbage we'll get a dinner salad as well. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2363 Papa, is this the only colour in your life? 1.2188 0.04845 96 80 12 4
2364 Say, dad. I have an idea..." 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2365 Dad, shouldn't you use an apple? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2366 But Daddy, we practiced with an apple. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2367 Did you keep that optometrist appointment I made for you? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2368 I thought you meant I could have it on the ice cream. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2369 Have I told you lately how much I love you. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2370 Can’t we just cut it with a knife? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2371 Pops, humor me, ok. The guy who sold you this “mini-apple,“ was he the same guy who sold you the Naming Rights to the bridge in Brooklyn? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2372 Maybe we don’t have the right climate for this sport” 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2373 Hey Dad - how about trying this with a watermelon? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2374 Wait a second, Dad, I've got a question. WTF??? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2375 I still think a simple outpatient procedure would suffice. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2376 May I recommend a larger species of fruit? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2377 Enough of your perfectionist streak! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2378 I think I'd feel safer if it were a watermelon. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2379 And God spoke to Abraham and told him to sacrifice his only son... 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2380 Dad, can’t we do a different Tiktok challange? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2381 Dad, can we PLEASE do this TikTok challenge another year? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2382 Just a little to the left 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2383 Do you think this drawing will go viral? 1.2188 0.05173 96 78 13 4
2384 It will work just like the way we reopened schools. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2385 This isn’t how we play darts at home. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2386 This is just the beginning of men who will put you in harm’s way ... 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2387 And all this time I thought it was me that you were calling your “petite cherie.” 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2388 We never practiced with crab apples before. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2389 Father, I cannot tell a lie. I Think this is a harsh punishment for chopping down the cherry tree. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2390 I wish we were doing this in apple season. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2391 I still don't quite understand the part about the masked man and his companion. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2392 Am I allowed to jump up? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2393 Did you see that hesitation in my eyes? Because I love you. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2394 Are you sure you wouldn't rather play Robin Hood? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2395 Dad, lets just start with apples and then move down to cherries. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2396 Sorry Hermione, Voldemort said it was this or hike the mountain. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2397 Don’t worry, I have a 2020 vision. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2398 Not to get too personal, but why do they call you "Two-out-of-three Billy"? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2399 Let’s go back to the cantaloupe 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2400 Any chance of using a grapefruit? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2401 Or shall we use a raisin? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2402 Don't you think you'd better start with something a little larger, like maybe a watermelon? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2403 Hurry up, I still need to get my lottery ticket. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2404 William Tell-me-a-story first? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2405 What do you mean we have to light it first? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2406 Are you sure you wouldn’t rather use an apple? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2407 Mom said if I get a haircut you can use the apple. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2408 Can we discuss this with your ophthalmologist and my psychiatrist first? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2409 There are easier ways to make fruit skewers 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2410 Why can’t I take online classes like the other kids? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2411 This really puts the dark in Dark Ages, father. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2412 Could we start with a pumpkin? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2413 If your mother asks, it was a grapefruit. 1.2174 0.04720 92 76 13 3
2414 Before we start, how 'bout I go pick a nice hubbard squash 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2415 I'm pretty sure he said to shoot an apple off my head. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2416 Uh, Dad, could I show you how I learned to balance a watermelon on my head? 1.2174 0.04592 92 72 18 1
2417 Because you ate the apple, lass. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2418 Dad, can this wait till I lose some weight? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2419 The wait line for the apple was too long. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2420 What do I get out of this? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2421 Father, nobody's going to compose an overture for shooting an apple off my head. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2422 It will be a long tearful ride back to the hood. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2423 Are you sure there were no apples left? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2424 Not a single piece of this situation feels appropriate. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2425 It's a Crabapple. So what? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2426 I said aim bigh, not aim while your high 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2427 Next time I say 'Pretty please,' I'll stop right there. 1.2174 0.03215 92 76 15 1
2428 Two steps closer, please. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2429 If this doesn’t work we’ll try an apple, ok? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2430 Is this your idea of a killer encore? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2431 Maybe we should start with an apple. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2432 Sorry I ate the apple. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2433 This should make a great Overture 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2434 It only looks smaller because you're farther away 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2435 What, no whipped cream? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2436 This was a lot easier in watermelon season 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2437 Best of three? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2438 Phillip knew Lazarus was exaggerating his marksman skills, but hadn’t quite thought through calling his bluff. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2439 I’d probably feel better about this if you put on some big boy pants. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2440 Twenty dollars says you'll miss, you big loser. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2441 You coulda used an apple like the last people but, nooooo. I'm gonna tell Mom you have gambling problem. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2442 Dad, I'm really sorry I ate your apple. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2443 Props department!?? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2444 Oh, sure, my brother got to use an apple. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2445 Come on, just because you missed the apple, doesn't mean you'll miss the cherry! Pretty please with a cherry on top? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2446 Can we use a watermelon instead? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2447 Could we postpone this, perhaps, until apple season? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2448 Maybe we can get a group rate with a therapist. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2449 Father, if you're going to miss, please miss high. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2450 Oh dear, did a fruit land on my head again? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2451 Sunday afternoons with the family 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2452 It’s like I always say: when life gives you cherries, use your son for target practice. 1.2174 0.04183 92 74 17 1
2453 Forget Apple, I only use micro soft targets 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2454 It’s a pandemic, Gilda; I’m running out of ideas 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2455 I Schindler’s List-ed the cherry so it’s visually and emotionally significant. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2456 It’s an antioxidant. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2457 Papa? Papa, can you hear me? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2458 Are you sure this is an open cherry state? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2459 Are you sure you got this or should I change my last name to “Told”? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2460 ...erm, I think you should aim a bit higher. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2461 The outfits might have been overkill 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2462 This is just the cherry on top on an endless quarantine 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2463 Yeah well I don't want to do this either ...but that haircut... 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2464 Ive got next 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2465 ...are you sure this would get us more followers on TikTok? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2466 No jokes about popping my cherry. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2467 There must be a better way to get your name on a song. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2468 Did you sign the disclaimer? 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2469 My turn. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2470 Please silence your phone. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2471 I know you're a straight shooter Mr. Tell, but nonetheless let's stick with an apple. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2472 Couldn't you find a bigger apple ? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2473 Daddy Please, I am not full of hot air! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2474 We should use an in-season and locally produced fruit, like a gala apple! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2475 Can you make your arrow shot Virtually On-Line like we do everything else during this pandemic phase? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2476 I liked it better when we used the watermelon. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2477 Um, Dad, are you sure you don’t want to wait until the apple harvest? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2478 Don’t be nervous. I’m new to this too. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2479 If you play your cards right, people will always think of you whenever they see a masked man gallop away on a white steed. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2480 At this point, not dying would be the cherry on top. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2481 I get that cherries are in season, but why don't we try to find an apple? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2482 Could you replace that arrow with a rubber dart? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2483 I don’t think it’s supposed to be a crab apple 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2484 How many cups of coffee this morning? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2485 I think you misunderstand the idiom, "Cherry on top." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2486 I know the watermelon was too easy but how about something in between? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2487 Are your contacts in? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2488 I told the teacher I'd come up with something good for show and Tell. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2489 The wildfires stunted the crop this year. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2490 In an unfortunate incident of dementia, an aging William Tell confuses McIntosh with maraschino. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2491 I think we should stick with the apple. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2492 Ok let’s start with a cherry and work our way up! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2493 This ain’t gonna hurt one little bit 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2494 Hey Dad - how about a watermelon instead? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2495 This will hurt me more than it hurts you. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2496 I think we can go smaller. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2497 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I knew a trick that involved cherries... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2498 Wait, Papa! Use a Fuji apple! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2499 We should be wearing masks. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2500 Margaret Atwood, Gloria Steinem, RBG, Maira Kalman, Tarana Burke. I can keep going. 1.2165 0.04203 97 81 13 3
2501 May we forever be remembered by the size of our ambitions." 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2502 Günter says HIS dad uses a blindfold! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2503 But really, doesn’t size matter? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2504 No wonder I wear the pants in this relationship 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2505 I thought a 'cherry shot' was something you got at the pub. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2506 Maybe we should do this at the Big Apple instead of here. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2507 Did you ever try those contact lenses I told you about? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2508 At least put your glasses on. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2509 You shall not pass!. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2510 It’ll be the cherry on top they said. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2511 oh, got it, be right back 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2512 I'm beginning to regret our choice of fruit trees for the orchard. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2513 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to be George Washington for Halloween. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2514 And your point is? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2515 First, Dad, can I tell you a story? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2516 I see you still have something to prove. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2517 My last request? I’d like to hear the Lone Ranger song. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2518 I'm sorry I said you suck dad. That was uncalled for. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2519 You're sure you can see it? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2520 It's easy. Just aim for anything that isn't one of 50 shades of gray. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2521 I’d at least like to be facing Tit Mountain. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2522 Can we not try a peeled apple next, Dad? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2523 I'm not doubting your skill. On second thought, put down the crossbow and step away." 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2524 Come closer, papa. Come a lot closer. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2525 Let’s call it a timeout. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2526 Couldn’t you find another Apple? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2527 I said I wanted you to TAKE...oh, never mind. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2528 Can I go to the bathroom first? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2529 You always said you wanted to pop my cherry. 1.2151 0.05151 93 79 9 5
2530 Could you just hum The Overture one more time? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2531 But then he said, "I bet your father can't hit a pistachio," and I said... 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2532 You said we were going skiing." 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2533 Well isn't this just the cherry-on-top of your parenting. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2534 Maybe we should wait for the granny smiths. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2535 You sure you don't want to get that eye test first? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2536 It's a crab apple, not a cherry. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2537 Ok, Cupid. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2538 I said "let's swap out the apple with a watermelon",not a cherry. 1.2151 0.04919 93 78 11 4
2539 Just think of it as "downsized" 1.2151 0.03367 93 75 18 0
2540 What did you say that optician’s name was? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2541 I think it's supposed to be an apple not a cherry, Dad. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2542 But wouldn't an apple have more . . . je ne sais quoi? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2543 Can we do this when apples are in season again? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2544 I'm more concerned with your credit than your aim. How do I know that, if you hit the cherry, you'll pay me the $2. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2545 I Will Tell Your Mother 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2546 Isn’t it supposed to be an apple, not a cherry? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2547 Really wish I hadn't eaten the whip cream. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2548 No! One man's cherry is NOT another man's apple. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2549 How about a watermelon, Pop 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2550 Sure, this is how you remember it. But when it really happened, the fruit was a watermelon and you were two feet away. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2551 But you said if I made Honor Roll... 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2552 do you have your Contacts in ? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2553 Don't worry, the arrow is organic. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2554 I'm not sure I want to be Tik Tok famous anymore. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2555 It couldn’t be any worse than my haircut 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2556 The third Tom’s the charm! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2557 What if I accidentally hit the cherry? I have another kid but that’s my last cherry...... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2558 Perhaps we should've left this to the experts 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2559 Are you sure we shouldn’t start with a pineapple? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2560 Are you sure we have the same understanding of the « cherry on top » phrase? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2561 Daddy, I would prefer an apple please. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2562 Dad, it's for TikTok. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2563 I ate the last one. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2564 Put your damn glasses on! 1.2143 0.04756 98 82 12 4
2565 Wait. I thought this was a photo shoot. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2566 I know. The cherry is a bit unorthodox. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2567 just, do it! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2568 Maybe we should wait until watermelon season. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2569 Did young Walter really call Child Protective Services, or was he bluffing? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2570 Will, do you think we could use an apple, instead of a cherry? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2571 Don't you think you're taking this quarantine hobby a little far? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2572 Hurry! I'm worried about the Red Dye No. 2. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2573 People have taken 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away' too damn seriously these days. Cherries all we got. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2574 Big deal -- I can tie it. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2575 I don't want to be the only girl in school who's cherry has not been popped! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2576 'You must be William's Brother, Maraschino.' 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2577 Next time don't cut down the apple tree. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2578 Don't tell your mother. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2579 Don't worry, its just FAKE NEWS, it really is an apple! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2580 Why does Papa have three more arrows at the ready? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2581 Go ahead, Daddy! Pop my cherry! 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2582 Here's an idea, how about we go to a shooting range and use a paper target. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2583 No one will remember the apple shot if this goes well. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2584 Honest Dad, it's the new ice bucket challenge. 1.2128 0.04631 94 78 13 3
2585 Let’s start with a pumpkin. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2586 It's a crabapple. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2587 Inflation’s a bitch 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2588 I hope you’re not throwin' away your shot. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2589 Busting your cherry does seem a bit suggestive when you say it. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2590 Just a little off the top. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2591 I know, I know...when you are a star, they let you do anything. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2592 Do it! Or the Coldfeets will be forgotten to history. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2593 I missed the pumpkin on your brother’s head but I’m sure I can hit the cherry on yours. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2594 I'm the last one you know! 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2595 Didn’t you see the watermelon on the bottom shelf? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2596 Let’s not be too hasty, papa- I swear I saw a watermelon tree around here somewhere” 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2597 Did you forget your glasses ? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2598 And from now on, I'll watch your sheep for free. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2599 Mr.Tell, why don't you use a grapefruit instead? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2600 WAIT! My name is Johnny Appleseed. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2601 William Tell began to wonder if he really was just like his father 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2602 Have I ever told you how much you remind me of your mother? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2603 And your point is what, dad? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2604 Pretty please, Dad? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2605 Let's do this up big for Rossini.” 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 10 4
2606 My real father would get it, you fat bastard. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2607 There are other ways to make cherry tarts. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2608 Hey Pop! Are you trying to "cherry-pick" your shot? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2609 Let's go dad. That cherry pie isn't going to make itself. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2610 Lets pretend i didn’t forget my glasses at home 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2611 You realize there are so many things wrong with this scenario right now right? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2612 FINE YOU ARE THE GREATEST ARCHER THAT EVER LIVED! Ahhh and A STABLE GENUIS Eric Trump (formally FRUMP) 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2613 William, give me a few more days to finish the overture. You'll love it. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2614 You don't want to be known as the one who pierced the cherry; get an apple 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2615 Our agent made the switch. She figures we now have a shot at America’s Got Talent. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2616 Dad, how about we go with, " Don't shoot, don't Tell . " 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2617 Don’t you usually use a longbow? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2618 Fine, but if it's a raisin next, I'm out. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2619 I agreed to do this, but man, you've gotta raise that arrow 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2620 So tell me again how you work this thing 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2621 Perhaps we should wait until later in the season. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2622 Big deal. Where's your blindfold? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2623 If I pull this off they'll name an overture after me. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2624 Dad, couldn’t I just start me in time out like all the other kids in my class? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2625 I know you're good, but there must be easier ways to de-stone a cherry. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2626 Don't worry, if you miss we'll blame Trump. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2627 And on Wednesdays, we wear pink 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2628 It's not a cherry It's a crab apple. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2629 Well Dad, I hope the apple pie last night was worth it! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2630 Can I have a last cigarette? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2631 Not everything is black and white. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2632 After this, I will shoot a currant off your head 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2633 You did say ‘please, please’ 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2634 There are other ways to get the pit out. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2635 Is this for TikTok? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2636 I asked! Apples are out of season 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2637 Well, if you're not sure, can I try? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2638 I'm pretty sure the job description said apple. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2639 You know the rules - at least 6 feet away, and absolutely no coughing or sneezing. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2640 Shouldn’t we start with an apple? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2641 Pleeease dad, can I just have a small bite first 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2642 There has to be an easier way to make an old fashioned. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2643 Please, can't we use a watermelon? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2644 I ate it. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2645 Why don't we start with a melon and work our way down to this? 1.2128 0.04631 94 78 13 3
2646 c'mon!...what's the worst that can happen? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2647 It’s cherry season. Can’t we at least wait til apple season? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2648 OK, next time I'll remember to bring the target. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2649 Dad, would you consider upgrading to a Granny Smith? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2650 YOLO Dad. YOLO son. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2651 Dad, I thought I was your favorite.. 1.2128 0.04244 94 79 12 3
2652 - Objects are bigger than they appear. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2653 Apples psht... 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2654 The President said this was the only effective way to administer the vaccine, now hold still Timmy or else we are all done for! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2655 Be gentle; it's my first time. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2656 Maybe Grandpa Cherryseed was just jealous of uncle when he made the family motto 'Go Small or Go Home'" 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2657 When I say 3 you jump little Donald... 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2658 Mom's going to kill me if my shirt gets torn again. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2659 Well, it beats staying indoors. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2660 Why? Because apples aren't in season yet. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2661 Okay, let's try this again and this time do not aim at the top of the mountain... 1.2111 0.04739 90 75 12 3
2662 Don’t shoot! Please?... Pretty please?... Pretty, pretty please... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2663 Are you sure this is the spot? I don't remember the highway . . . and the glacier . . . and the fruit? . . it wasn't a cherry! . . . ohhh, you got it all wrong!! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2664 Must we start with the maraschino cherry? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2665 I think we need to increase your life insurance. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2666 I bet the Lone Ranger could hit it! 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2667 He paused to consider if this was actually a bad idea after all. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2668 Daughter, my bold attempt has just changed from confident to iffy. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2669 Sorry Dad, but I think I prefer learning history from my teachers. It’s safer 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2670 I don’t normally cherry-pick. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2671 You're supposed to use an apple, Jerk. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2672 Mine is the biggest apple ever, many people say so. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2673 Father are you SURE there isn't an EASIER way to make APPLE SAUCE??? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2674 William was hoping for a cardboard cutout 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2675 I promise not to eat any more apples! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2676 ...now, just like the last theee. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2677 Maybe we shoot at a bigger fruit, while we’re getting the hang of it? 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2678 Robin Hood was skeptical of the Sundae Challenge. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2679 Remember how much people loved you for the apple? Imagin what this will do for your brand. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2680 Maybe an apple would be better... Theoni Moschetti Boulder, CO 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2681 Walter, yes, your mom DID give me permission to do this. " 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2682 Don't worry, my left eye is my good eye. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2683 I'm kinda starting to think this is a bad idea... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2684 When they were out of apples, I really wish you’d gone with the watermelon. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2685 Honestly? I'd feel more comfortable if it were an apple. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2686 Anybody see my glasses?!!! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2687 Sorry, but apples are not in season. 1.2111 0.04605 90 71 17 1
2688 Step back - your arrow looks too big from here. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2689 Thank you for not using the cannon. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2690 What I said was, 'Why don't you try it with Jerry on my head.' I can't stand that guy. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2691 Are you sure you had decaf this morning? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2692 Can we get a second opinion on this Pa 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2693 You know it happens to be apple season. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2694 Now I’m confused. You didn’t say “...with an apple on top.” 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2695 I swear I did not chop down that cherry tree! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2696 Does something bother you father? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2697 It’s better to play with cherries than crossing line of actual control to get apples. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2698 Heard you were tired of splitting hairs. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2699 Dad, I really wish we had done this near an apple tree. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2700 Alright girl, let's make it all gray, it'll start again. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2701 Psst... Dad— we cant be ‘choosers,’ and it’s the only thing they had in season! 1.2111 0.04468 90 74 14 2
2702 Just shoot it, we'll fix it in post-production. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2703 Dad, don't be mad at me, but I've informed the child welfare authorities that you're not using apples. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2704 Good cocktails don’t just make themselves... 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2705 I'd be happier if you used something bigger, How about an apple? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2706 Come on big Daddy. Pop my cherry. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2707 William, don't tell your Mother! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2708 He wrote 'Naked Lunch,' among other things. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2709 Go ahead and shoot. Let's make history! 1.2105 0.04940 95 77 14 3
2710 I say one of us eats the cherry, and I find a bird to snipe. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2711 I made a product placement deal on the side. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2712 Pop my cherry, she said! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2713 No, trust me, dad, Billy Tell got so many likes when he posted his on TikTok! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2714 Yes, I promise you're my favorite 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2715 To reiterate, I was just trying to thank you for the archery lessons. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2716 It’s extreme sports for passive people. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2717 The first Dr. Pimple Popper did not have today’s medical tools. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2718 Are you sure we already ate the watermelon? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2719 Dad, why don't you try an apple first? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2720 "Dad, I couldn't find a Red Delicious. Will this crabapple work? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2721 I know where there are some water melons. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2722 Hey Dad , wasn't this supposed to be an apple? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2723 Where are your glasses? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2724 But will that arrow be able to tie the stem into a knot? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2725 You either put a nerf arrow in that thing or I'm putting a watermelon on my head. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2726 Could we start with a watermelon? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2727 Not fair!! Walter got an apple and I've got this lousy cherry!!!! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2728 I’m a bit near sighted, please tell me what I’m aiming for. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2729 So you know the difference between a cherry and an apple? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2730 Why do you hate fruit so much? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2731 Don't you think is better with an apple? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2732 OK, apples are expensive. Ever heard of watermelons? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2733 I'd rather you use a cantaloupe 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2734 Of course I trust you. It's just ... maybe we should start with a watermelon. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2735 It's called a 'fail video'. Now close your eyes. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2736 Dad, I think that you are taking the downsizing too far. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2737 If you don't have your contacts in I want to use a watermelon. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2738 son, this may not be the best time to tell you this, but you're adopted 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2739 Is your name William or George, now please don't lie! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2740 Inherent inequalities of Capitalism help maintain this unequal social structure and the exploitation of the proletariat by the bourgeoisie. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2741 I prefer an iMac instead of this iPad mini. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2742 This is your response to losing the Apple Co-op sponsorship? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2743 You want a larger apple? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2744 But you SAID it would be an apple, not a cherry! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2745 Everyone has a Tell. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2746 This will be good practice for when we have to use an apple. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2747 Don't worry if I miss: I'm insured. 1.2088 0.04821 91 71 14 2
2748 When I'm Through .... We'll Spit The Apple .... Unless I Miss !!!!! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2749 Can’t we wait until apples are in season? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2750 Dad, could we substitute an apples for the maraschino cherry? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2751 I know. You don’t like apples. That’s not the point. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2752 You’re telling me there wasn’t a single apple in the store” ? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2753 No offense kid, it's just business. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2754 I thought it was going to be a watermelon" 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2755 Just walk away. I won't Tell if you don't. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2756 Aim for the cherry, Dad! The apple was delicious! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2757 Don’t forget to wear your blindfold. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2758 Dad, let the apple grow! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2759 Sure. Shoot the only thing here with a bit of color. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2760 The artist colored the apple red so you could discern it from the rest of the scene -- from me in particular. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2761 Father, I cannot tell a lie--George chopped down the cherry tree." 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2762 Next time, let mom do the shopping. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2763 Maybe we shouldn't start small. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2764 Ummm, are you sure it wasn't supposed to be an apple? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2765 I think you were right - the apple would be better! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2766 If you do not shoot me in the testicles, I will bake you a pie. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2767 Just... try not to sneeze. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2768 Ok Pop, my cherry. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2769 How many other girls have you tried this with? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2770 I'd like a larger apple 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2771 You know, I think I left my spectacles back at the tavern... 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2772 Don’t worry, I have accident insurance. 1.2088 0.04692 91 76 12 3
2773 This is the last time or else I'm telling mom. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2774 A cherry will make your overture even more famous. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2775 A cherry! That should get posterity's attention! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2776 Mr. Tell, I think it was an apple, not a cherry. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2777 Of all the things to lie about, why this? 1.2088 0.04284 91 77 11 3
2778 Go on, they really are tastier without the pits! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2779 Would it be okay if we use a watermelon instead? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2780 When I said "a cherry on top", I didn't mean my head. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2781 Vegan or not, No I am not going to Spare the Fruit. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2782 So, you couldn't bow to a hat just once, while I pledged allegiance to a lousy flag every damn day, and you wonder why I'm giving you lip? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2783 Go on, do it you coward. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2784 Okay, let's focus. All they had were organic apples. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2785 It’s called ‘levelling up’ 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2786 I shouldn't have told you Mom's fiancé's a bartender. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2787 Learning that you are colorblind 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2788 You can’t just try tying the stem in your mouth? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2789 I've got it son but it may sting a little 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2790 Back up, you need to be six feet away. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2791 : Cherry picking in 2020 - People will get hurt 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2792 Until they invent pitless cherries, this is our only option 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2793 Don’t worry, I learn it over zoom, you’ll be fine 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2794 You're overreacting. I could have sworn you said "Manhattan," not "martini." 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2795 They said start small 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2796 When I said ‘cherry on top’ this isn’t exactly what I meant. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2797 We've got to go viral with this one. 1.2088 0.05068 91 74 13 3
2798 Don’t worry, either you won’t feel any pain or it will be over before you know it. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2799 Move back and put on a mask.You're not socially distant. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2800 I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s where the fun is. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2801 Getting back to work since lockdown wasn't easy for Humbert either. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2802 Hard times also in Switzerland 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2803 ...I just don't get Gen Z humor 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2804 C'mon Dad, can't we use a granny smith instead of this crabapple? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2805 I’ve got 2020 vision, you’ll be fine. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2806 What do you mean there was a mix up with your lunch? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2807 Papa, let your total love for me steady your hand! Also, I don’t really understand your Steely Dan records. I think there’s a time and place for that kind of noodling, but compositions so technically labored over feel soulless. Shoot straight, Papa! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2808 It was either this or a watermelon. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2809 On second thought, Dad, I'm willing to go to full-time rather than hybrid school. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2810 Nailing this would be the cherry on top. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2811 You could have told me you were saving the apple. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2812 Astigmatism? Maybe we should rethink the cherry part. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2813 I think it's your head that makes the apple look small. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2814 Does mom know what you are doing? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2815 How 'bout I just kill you and we get this over with? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2816 I think I'd prefer a watermelon. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2817 hey dad- lets play show and tell 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2818 Ever since you started drinking Manhattans, my life has been more difficult. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2819 I know we are downsizing but this is absurd. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2820 Am I the apple of your eye because you placed a cherry on top. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2821 Are you following the guidelines for social distancing? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2822 I always knew you liked my brother best 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2823 ''Tell?'' ''Hush, dear.'' 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2824 I think this idea is really the pits. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2825 Yes, I'm definitely sure a watermelon is much more difficult... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2826 Couldn't you at least start with an apple? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2827 Dad, I think I shouldn’t have eaten that apple. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2828 Are you sure you checked with Mommy? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2829 Mom talks about when you did this to her before I was born. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2830 But Dad, it isn't apple season! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2831 Aim higher, William, you’re gonna bust the wrong cherry! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2832 Let's see how you do now 'mister I'm the best shot'. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2833 Yeah? Well, try this you old braggart. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2834 Did your parents sign the forms I sent them? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2835 Apples are for cowards, right, pop? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2836 I thought you meant something else. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2837 This will hurt you more than it hurts me. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2838 You forgot to put in your contacts, didn't you? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2839 I have an idea, Dad -- how about a watermelon? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2840 The `Cherry Festival’ wasn’t as successful as last year’s ‘Apple Festival.’ 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2841 The one day I forget to wear my glasses... 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2842 OK, I'll make my bed from now on 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2843 Why don't we start with a pumpkin? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2844 Let's play darts 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2845 Can't wait to pop my cherry. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2846 There are easier ways to remove cherry pits Dad! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2847 You told me we were all getting downsized. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2848 ... or we could wait for a plane to blow it off as it's landing 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2849 Well this is an interesting twist on the '"Hold Still" photography project 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2850 I don't think that's what it says, Dad. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2851 Why don't you be the bearded lady in the circus for a change and let me shoot the undersized apple off your noggin today? 1.2065 0.04647 92 77 12 3
2852 Your SPECTACLES, Poppa! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2853 Cherry picking sounds better than a bow & arrow at the moment 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2854 Well, isn't this just the cherry on top.... 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2855 With our new green screen we're not limited to the traditional William Tell story. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2856 Apple season is just a month away. Just saying. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2857 Is this apple positioned properly? It is an apple, right? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2858 The name's Tell, not Teller. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2859 "Wait, this isn't fair. It's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2860 I thought the script called for an apple 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2861 Practicing in the off-season. 1.2065 0.04100 92 74 16 1
2862 Go on, pop this cherry 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2863 Your going to have to be very still. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2864 This is how you pop the cherry, I saw it on google 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2865 I’m sorry, but it is the latest tiktok challenge 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2866 If you hit me, I'm gonna Tell on you! 1.2045 0.04756 88 74 11 3
2867 Why do you wonder if I'm depressed? 1.2045 0.05152 88 72 12 3
2868 Dad, can we wait till it's watermelon season? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2869 I may only get a dirge out of this one. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2870 Do it again, Daddy. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2871 I don't know, I just feel like people are out to get me. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2872 Don't you think we should wait and find an apple? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2873 You know how to work that, right? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2874 Aren't you taking this sibling rivalry with Uncle Bill a bit far? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2875 Daddy, I noticed that each time you practiced and killed a member of our family, your headshots became more accurate and lethal. Daddy, I'm the last surviving member of the family. Daddy, are you going to hit the cherry? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2876 Mom said an apple, not a cherry. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2877 What? You couldn't find a watermelon? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2878 Dad, meine lederhosen are so tight.. a cherry popped out of my head! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2879 Dad, I think he said Said Apple not cherry... or was it watermelon... yes it was watermelon. I’m sure he said watermelon. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2880 William, will you tell? No! Then your'e going to listen to my overture. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2881 Tell me again why we couldn't just use a cherry pitter? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2882 What's the problem pal? Didn't your agent tell you they wanted someone with archery experience for this scene? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2883 Would you be terribly offended if we swapped in a large melon? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2884 I think you grabbed the wrong red fruit 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2885 It’s supposed to be an apple! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2886 And you didn‘t consider eating the cherries and saving the apple? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2887 I knew sex-ed was going to be scary. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2888 Dad. I know you're hoping for a lot of Instagram likes, but wouldn't an apple be better than a cherry?" 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2889 Please send me back to boarding school. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2890 Ready for your covid-19 vaccine ? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2891 If these are to be my final breaths, I shall breathe them as a chocolate sundae. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2892 Rest in Pieces Donald Trump 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2893 What if I sneeze? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2894 This will teach you not to eat the last apple. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2895 Don't shoot me! Please! With a cherry on top! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2896 I knew I shouldn't have eaten the last apple. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2897 To Tell the truth is, I am going to wait till the apples are picked! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2898 OK, OK, I was cherry picking. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2899 Close your eyes, this is going to be tough. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2900 Aren’t you suppose to use an apple? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2901 Wait! I just thought of an even better way to slice fruit! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2902 You've done it with an apple, this will be the cherry on top! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2903 Just remember, Papa, there are no do-overs! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2904 Sorry, Dad. When I asked what fruit you wanted up there, I thought you said 'crabapple,' not 'grab an apple.' 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2905 Robin "Dad" Hood doing the remote learning thing. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2906 Son, remind me that my eye test’s due next week” 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2907 I know you are very good at this, but I would feel more comfortable with a larger fruit. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2908 Maybe I should have eaten the cherries first? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2909 Tell me how you like them apples! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2910 Dad, don't you think an apple is impressive enough to win America's Got Talent? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2911 I would feel more confident with the arrowhead in a horizontal position. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2912 Papa, where is our older brother? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2913 You are supposed to use an apple!! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2914 No Dad, I want a PEE, not a PEA! 1.2024 0.06055 84 73 5 6
2915 There's gotta be a better way to pick fruit 1.2024 0.05019 84 66 13 2
2916 I would prefer a pumpkin. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2917 Hans, I feel I must pull out my historical accuracy card right now! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2918 Just imagine it is larger than my head 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2919 Do lederhosen hold bricks? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2920 Well, actually there are TWO ways to find out, but...go ahead with this one, I guess. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2921 Um, dad, apples were one thing . . . 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2922 Yes, the vista is lovely. But I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the matter at hand. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2923 I expected you to use a smaller bow. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2924 Something tells me I went to the wrong market. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2925 This is a great idea. Trust me, I'm an influencer. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2926 Thanks a lot for telling them I'm allergic to apples. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2927 Is this how Abraham did it with Isaac? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2928 How about using a watermelon instead? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2929 Uh dad,could we start with a bigger fruit? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2930 The one that William didn't tell! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2931 What an ugly child, no one will miss him if I miss. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2932 But didn't Herr Schiller specify an apple? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2933 Double or nothing? No thanks. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2934 Relax, this is just the tip of the iceberg 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2935 That's a small apple, but I'll try. 1.2022 0.04842 89 72 14 2
2936 Ah, this is what they mean by ‘the cherry on top’ 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2937 I can accept the difference between apples and oranges but I'm not ready to accept the difference between apples and cherries! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2938 I was never any good shooting apples. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2939 I said to grab an apple but... it's your funeral. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2940 Your anti-Apple attitude is getting ridiculous. 1.2000 0.05239 85 70 11 3
2941 The very first gender reveal party did not go well. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2942 Apples are too big. If I shoot the cherry, we'll be a shoo-in for America's Got Talent. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2943 Well, you DO have small hands! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2944 Um, how about a regular apple not a crab apple? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2945 I'm allergic to cherries. Try a watermelon. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2946 The apple thing has been done a million times. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2947 Show me how much you miss me. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2948 Are we out of apples?! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2949 I was nervous my first time, too. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2950 Yeah, I know it’s supposed to be an apple but cherries were on sale. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2951 What' the rush? Another month and it will be pumpkin season. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2952 i'm gonna miss this kid 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2953 I’m okay with a part. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2954 Can’t we start with a watermelon? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2955 Hold! Let me fetch a watermelon and your prescription glasses! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2956 Now, let's talk about your expectations of me. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2957 I'd prefer you'd use a Macintosh instead of Crab apple. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2958 This is not how mother makes cherry pie. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2959 Papa, quickly, kill it! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2960 Couldn't we just skip this part and go watch The Lone Ranger? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2961 I’m over here. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2962 You won't tell mom, right? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2963 Bill Tell's the name. Cherry picking is my game. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2964 Don't worry Pop, if you make this shot nobody will ever remember William Tell's name. You will be famous! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 10 3
2965 Do you really need another feather in your cap? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2966 Please remember that Lars can turn that stupid hat into a horrifying dragon, who could spend the rest of the afternoon eating you alive, while I transform into a beautiful angel who flies straight up to Heaven. Just sayin'. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2967 Remember William's eldest son? He was so polite. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2968 When I said, 'Put a cherry on top, it was figurative, not literal." 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2969 Aren't you supposed to use an apple, not a cherry? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2970 Then it’s my turn. 1.2000 0.04364 85 67 17 0
2971 You are aiming a little low 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2972 Dad, did you factor in the fact that I cannot stop fidgeting when you decided to try with a cherry? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2973 Show-off. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2974 Couldn't we start with a cantaloupe? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2975 No Pop, I swear! I think I hear the Lone Ranger and Tonto coming. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2976 Who's the one who ate the last apple? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2977 Shame you ate all the apples. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2978 Okay, I'll clean my room! 1.2000 0.04965 85 69 13 2
2979 Show your stuff and aim for the stem. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2980 Dad, it’s not supposed to be a crab apple! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2981 Can this wait until Mondae?” 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2982 May I suggest we use a PINEapple instead? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2983 I like cherries, but I wish we had an apple tree. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2984 If you can use a crossbow, I can use a cherry. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2985 Wait till you see the pea Mom's putting on your head. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2986 Is any other fruit ripe? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2987 Fine, you win -- get the GMO apple. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2988 You did Read the Book? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2989 What can I say, kid? It's why they call it a leap of faith. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2990 If it works, I'll go viral on TikTok! If it doesn't, I'll go viral on YouTube! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2991 Are you sure you couldn't find an apple? How about a watermelon? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2992 I need new content for tic-tok. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2993 I just thought of another reason you should let me wear big-boy pants. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2994 When you're nervous, you have a tell, William. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2995 Are you going to tell your mother? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2996 Please wait a minute--I'm George Washington. 1.2000 0.03263 85 75 7 2
2997 Wait, if I'm a real boy now, won't there be real blood this time? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2998 God would be here by now if you hadn’t been too lazy to take me up the mountain. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2999 I should point out that this is a Black Cherry and the violent connotation, at this juncture in time, conjures a politically volatile optic. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3000 Just be thankful grapes aren't in season. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3001 I’m telling! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3002 Daddy, why did mommy say, ‘Quit while you’re ahead’? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3003 Hey William, are you sure you got the right one? My sister is five years older than me and my parents are looking to marry HER off, not me. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3004 I thought you said it was an apple. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3005 Your mother told me that size doesn't matter 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3006 No. Really, dad. Let me go find a damn apple. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 0
3007 Why can’t we just go fishing, like most fathers and sons? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3008 I said Cheerio not Cherry. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3009 Before we get started here, you do know there are bars in Brooklyn where you can do this, right? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3010 If this doesn't give him a beard, nothing will! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3011 Don't worry dad, I'm actually wearing the bowl. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3012 And will I still be the apple of your eye? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3013 Maybe so, but apples are so Sixth Century. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3014 I said an apple. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3015 The hunter and his cherry boy 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3016 Fine, but I'm definitely returning that 'World's Best Dad' mug I got you. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3017 Remember! I'm Daddy's little girl. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3018 Hurry up! I've got class. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3019 Getting a little cocky, aren't you, dad? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3020 NARRATOR: Until now, Gustaf had only practiced on strawberry sundaes. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3021 Can we use a pumpkin instead? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3022 It’s a good thing the apple’s in color. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3023 The apple was too heavy. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3024 Father, WILL I AM able to survive to TELL this tale ? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3025 You said it yourself, papa. 'Uncle William is a talentless hack.' 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3026 Are you sure this is the only way to practice your aim? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3027 Is this what they call cherry-picking? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3028 I know you want to impress the girls, but why can't you just tie a knot in the stem with your tongue like everyone else does? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3029 Ok, a melon might be too big, so let's compromise. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3030 Don’t you wear glasses? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3031 Dad I already know my gender. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3032 I Swear I love Rossini 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3033 I suggest you use a smaller arrow. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3034 Pretty please with a cherry on top. Don't miss! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3035 Why can't you pick them off a tree like everyone else? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3036 The overture, the Lone Ranger and I are all depending on you, but just put those out of your mind. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3037 No worries. Just think of it as a small apple. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3038 I'll be fine; I'm more than six feet away. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3039 OK! OK! I did chop down that cherry tree. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3040 It’s overture worthy. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3041 If you let me go I’ll stop making fun of your dress. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3042 Dad, it's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3043 That IS an apple, just smaller than usual. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3044 Dad, could ya just throw a rock instead? I got a headache. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3045 William doesn't know how to tell his son he's concerned with his new fixation for near death experiences. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3046 Out of apples again? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3047 Apples? Cherries? I thought mama was gonna bake a pie! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3048 Father William, please tell me again where my siblings Martha, Mathew, Joshua and Arthur have gone. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3049 Could we just do an apple, Dad 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3050 Are you sure your mom didn’t pack you an apple? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3051 And after that, we can climb Mt Fuji? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3052 Can you stand a little closer please? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3053 Prithee, father, the king did not say shoot a cherry off your least favorite son. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3054 I thought I was your favorite son. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3055 If you miss, I will be dead. And even still I will kill you. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3056 I agree that this has been a great vacation, Dad, but this isn't exactly what I imagined when you suggested we put a cherry on top. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3057 Look! There are more apples on the tree! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3058 Are you she, he or they? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3059 The last guy who shot my cherry had to marry me. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3060 You know the difference between an apple and a cherry, right? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3061 I like cherries better... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3062 Now doesn't that road look a lot safer than the one we're on? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3063 Look! You either take your chances here, or go to live with your aunt in America. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3064 You know what they say, "Fruit flies like an arrow..." 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3065 I preferred when we were able to pick them 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3066 Are you sure you don't want to try the watermelon instead? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3067 Due to that haircut, it was filed as a mercy killing. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3068 You know, I actually have an apple in my pocket. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3069 You sure those tights don’t affect your vision? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3070 Apples are only for beginners. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3071 Do it, Father. Free me from this prison of flesh. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3072 Best. First date. Ever. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3073 Uh, half a moment there, Pater. What say ye use the great pumpkin instead? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3074 Are you at least six feet away? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3075 I'm sorry I said your pronouns are ambiguous. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3076 If you have to dream about pitting cherries with a crossbow, why Tibet? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3077 I hate cherry season. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3078 This time try it with your eyes open. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3079 Wait... how much coffee have you had? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3080 It's 2020, dad. What could go wrong? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3081 Hurry up, Dad, I have to pee! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3082 Corona moment 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3083 Did you finish that anger management class? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3084 Mom ate the last apple, said to stop your bragging and show her what you can do. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3085 Why don’t we start with a watermelon? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3086 Maybe a cantaloupe would be better. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3087 You wouldn’t consider a tasty little cushion of whipped cream under this thing, would you? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3088 Lost PSA for Bow Control in 17th century Germany 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3089 It's George Washington you want, not me. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3090 William’s son assured him it was a small apple 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3091 Can you see what's on top of my head?!! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3092 An apple is the old standard for certification. Is there something I can do to change your mind? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3093 William, I'm thinking, maybe, cantaloupe. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3094 Ready, fire, aim! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3095 I just don't think people will believe "cherry." 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3096 What? You couldn't find a grape? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3097 It’s not a test. It’s the final. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3098 Apple? Hey this is the new normal. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3099 How about I wear the blindfold instead of you ? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3100 I forgot the blindfolds, just close your eyes. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3101 Just one question, dad: do crabapples really count as apples? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3102 Mom's last boyfriend could do it. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3103 A cherry? Honestly Daddy... I’m sure your little apple “stunt” from last week was enough to impress Brenda. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3104 Wait, where is your mask? 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3105 It seemed bigger before social distancing. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3106 I won't Tell if you don't. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3107 What the Swiss government doesn't want you to know!: After an equally tragic raisin-shot attempt, on Bloody Lederhosen Sunday, Tell enlarged the target to a cherry, but struck only a plump schuhplattler. The boy's body was never found. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3108 It may be your lucky hat but I would still rather get the apple from the car 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3109 I couldn't find an apple! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3110 Why can't we wait until apple season? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3111 Is this about 20/20 or 2020? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3112 What do you mean, "second favorite son"? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3113 Time to level up! 1.2000 0.03667 85 68 13 1
3114 Did Mom have to pick TODAY to make apple pie? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3115 If you are going to do this, at least pick an apple! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3116 You know it's supposed to be an apple but how about we go for a watermelon 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3117 Daddy, do you remember I am allergic to cherries?" 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3118 To Tell Or Not To Tell 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3119 Did anyone let Mom know about this? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3120 Your mother always said that one day you'd get ahead... 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3121 Apple five points. Nose three points. Belly button one point. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3122 The song is “I Shot the Sheriff”—not “the cherry.” 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3123 Dad, I know you really hate Mr. Tell, but not everything has to be a competition 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3124 I see your point. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3125 Wait! What happened to the apple? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3126 Aren’t you supposed to be wearing a mask ? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3127 unknown to many historians, william tell had a lesser known son named walter 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3128 It was getting too predictable... 1.2000 0.04201 85 70 14 1
3129 Sorry about that cherry tree, Dad. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3130 My bad luck it's cherry season. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3131 William, Wouldn't it be easier with an apple? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3132 Didn't you say it would be a watermelon? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3133 I’m familiar with William S. Burroughs but why is this apple on my head? 1.2000 0.04364 85 73 9 3
3134 How many likes will this get us? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3135 How many Old Fashioneds have you had? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3136 Is Gary Larson going to sue us, Dad? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3137 We're going to need a bigger apple. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3138 Don’t worry, Miss America; I’m a Very Stable Genius! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3139 Dad, I never complain about the fruit when it is on my plate. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3140 Show and Tell. What's the problem, dad? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3141 Take your best shot, Dad. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3142 Nice skirt macho man 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3143 Of course it had to be Cherry Blossom season 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3144 Have you considered a bow & swizzle stick? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3145 Mom got it on the first try. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3146 A socially-distanced target practice. "Are we 6ft apart?", the boy wondered. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3147 Where'd you get that apple, again? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3148 Father, could we not try yon watermelon? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3149 Hey Dad; how about a trial run with a pea shooter? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3150 Dad, seriously, you aced it with the apple. You're a pro. So proud of you. And why waste an arrow? Let's get some lunch. You must be tired. I'll carry the crossbow. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3151 Are you sure you want only a cherry on top? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3152 It was either this or a blueberry. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3153 I need a bigger apple,or a smaller arrow. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3154 Before you shoot, how about I replace this cherry with a pumpkin. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3155 It looked bigger in black and white. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3156 I can show you where mum keeps a secret diary hid away! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3157 Your profile says you are an expert marksman and have never told a lie. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3158 Amy IS your favorite, isn't she, daddy? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3159 Do I smell mead on your breath? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3160 Hold on Dad, I need to change my diaper again. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3161 Would it matter if I have a pre-existing medical condition? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3162 When is the Lone Ranger coming by to save me, 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3163 Remember--If you miss low, our bet doubles! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3164 OK...OK I apologize. I really DO like apples better than cherries. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3165 Oh, so this playing "hot fudge sundae," Daddy? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3166 Everyone is donwnsizing nowadays! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3167 Did you remember to put your contacts in? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3168 Where's your competitive spirit? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3169 Is this what they mean by a STEM class? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3170 But Will said his dad used a pumpkin. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3171 This is c-c-c-c-cosplay? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3172 You shouldn’t have ate the apple. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3173 Remember how you always told me to aim high? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3174 If you're going to get any closer, please put on a mask. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3175 We'd get more rabbits if we put this cherry on the ground. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3176 My cherry, your arrow? No Way! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3177 Couldn’t we wait ‘til fall, pa? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 12 2
3178 You Telling me? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3179 I’m not cool with the cherry thing at all dude! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3180 If not a watermelon, how about a cantaloupe? Would you go for a cantaloupe? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3181 I told you we should have saved the apple. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3182 Dad, let me choose the apple this time. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3183 Please, Daddy, no, I'm sorry I ate the last apple. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3184 So this your idea of an overture. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3185 So this is the new staycation activity you wanted to try? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3186 Well, you ate the Apple for lunch! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3187 Why do you have to make things so hard on both of us, just because somebody said you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3188 Why did my sister get the watermelon? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3189 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3190 It's Sunday. But I'm not made of ice cream or fudge sauce. Why are we here? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3191 Why don’t you try from 6” away? William will never tell. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3192 Aim high. You're already a legend for the apple shot. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3193 They wrote Carmen an overture too but she didn't get cocky. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3194 Virtual, yes, virtual. That's what I said. Everyone's doing it. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3195 Relax. In 2020, this will be considered a win-win. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3196 Go ahead, admit it, I'm not really your son. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3197 Wait, this is what you meant when you said you wanted to pop my cherry? 1.2000 0.02538 85 67 14 0
3198 I dunno. I think it's a McIntosh Mini 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3199 C'mon Dad, bow to tyranny this once. You can wear a mask. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3200 Why did everyone else get a pineapple? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3201 This is where fruit in season really counts. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3202 Will it help if I hum the Overture? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3203 I too have read this renowned recipe for apple sauce. It does not call for this.” Ellen Grimm, Manchester, N.H. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3204 Alright, alright, I can't tell a lie... 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3205 Do you do everything Trump tells you to do? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3206 Dad, this is a crabapple. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3207 How about we compromise and make it an apricot? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3208 When it comes to apples, size matters. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3209 If you can't tell the difference between an apple and a cherry quit pointing that thing at my head NOW. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3210 Ok, but just so you know, I’m used to apples. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3211 Take into account that I'm growing about an inch every day. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3212 Sorry, apples were out of season! 1.2000 0.04822 85 72 10 3
3213 I’m having second thoughts about the cherry. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3214 Shouldn't we start with something bigger, Dad? Like a grapefruit? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3215 'I thought the apple would be bigger." 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3216 Shouldn't we start with something larger, Dad? Like a pumpkin? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3217 Papa, are you sure this is what is meant by ‘micro targeting‘? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3218 Uhh, let’s go fishin’ ? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3219 Cherry stains will be hard to get out of my shirt 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3220 Wait, Papa. Let me play the overture I wrote for you. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3221 Sure, a cherry apple is technically an apple, but let’s consider some other varieties too. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3222 And you’re sure this is the most efficient way to pit a cherry? 1.2000 0.05988 85 74 5 6
3223 Pretty please . . . with a cherry on top? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3224 Robin Newton Hood 1.2000 0.04201 85 70 14 1
3225 Don’t worry dear, this shot is safer than the first shot for the COVID vaccine . 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3226 This ‘2020 vision’ you speak of isn’t doing much to assure me. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3227 I get the cherry, but why am I wearing the wig? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3228 We get it Dad, you do crossbow. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3229 Fresh out of ideas 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3230 But Günter, you can be honest with me. Do these lederhosen make me look fat? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3231 This isn't what I meant by 'cherry on top' 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3232 Grandpa, stop! We all believe you can still do it. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3233 Pretty please ... now will you tell me what I did wrong? 1.2000 0.05239 85 70 11 3
3234 Mom, get the picture already! It’s nearly Grösspapi Tell’s bedtime. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3235 Nothing to worry about. You won't feel a thing either way. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3236 Nothing major, but you're taller than the girl I've been practicing with. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3237 And so it was, on that fateful day, William Tell’s daughter learned of her father’s limitations, never to be seen again. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3238 Don’t be nervous, this is my first time, too! Besides, cherries are considered an elixir of immortality....or is that only for the juice? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3239 Oh shoot 2020. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3240 I know it’s only crabapple season but we have to practice. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3241 Since when do you have allergies?! 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3242 When I was saying cherry-on-Top, this was not what I ment 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3243 Did you sign the Liability Release? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3244 Son, in our family we have always pit cherries that way. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3245 I don’t flinch after 2020. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3246 You’re right, the whole Abraham and Isaac thing was crazy... hold still 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3247 There's only one way to find out. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3248 How idioms are created 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3249 damn, I could save my kids if only I break the social distance. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3250 It’s a win-win. If I miss, you get excused from zoom for an entire semester. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3251 Can we do it with the watermelon? 1.2000 0.03263 85 70 14 0
3252 Can we do this over Zoom instead? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3253 I demand trial by combat 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3254 It’s a crab apple. You didn’t specify type 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3255 U look less petrified in your profile pic. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3256 I sure hope your colorblindness will work to my advantage. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3257 This wasn't what I expected. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3258 Eyes up here, buddy. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3259 Thanks for getting organic cherries dad. You seem to care about my future after all! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3260 I can't wait to see my sister 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3261 This was not what I meant by popping my cherry, Robin 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3262 Let’s recap on the definitions of accuracy and precision... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3263 Sorry Eric, I need the classics vote 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3264 The recipe called for no substitutions” 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3265 There’s gotta be another way to consummate our marriage, Connie. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3266 After today, the whole world will know the name Reggie Tell. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3267 It’s 2020. Just get it over with. 1.2000 0.05988 85 74 5 6
3268 ...it was the only thing in season.. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3269 No need to worry. I’m told my aim is as precise as my attention to historical details. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3270 Daaaad! Apples are so 14th century! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3271 But Dad, I thought hands-on learning was just a buzz word. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3272 I don’t see the point of the cherry if I’m the target. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3273 If I succeed, that really would be the cherry on top 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3274 Are you sure, this is how you want to reveal the gender? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3275 Don’t worry - I took the Masterclass online! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3276 I don’t care what size it is, I said no MAGA hats allowed in my house! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3277 Now son, I know you're probably wondering why I've brought you here. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3278 Feel free to aim low. It’s been a rough year. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3279 Are sure this is the LASEK pre-assessment test? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3280 This is 6 feet, you’ll be ok 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3281 William Tell Jr. was no longer the apple of his father's eye. 1.2000 0.04965 85 69 13 2
3282 Don’t think that’s how you pop a cherry... 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3283 Okay, but this moves the intimacy of our relationship up a notch. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3284 Can't this wait for watermelon season? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3285 Don’t be looking at that squirrel over there and also don’t mess up this hair cut. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3286 Why did I have to eat the last apple? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3287 What's the point? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3288 Am I your little cupcake, daddy, or are you really a misogynistic sexist like mommy says? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3289 One day there will be an app(le) for that. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3290 Can I have the large Apple? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3291 A son day always needs a cherry on top! 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3292 Just remember what your motivational speaker told you: 'Always aim high!"' 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3293 I don't think it's a good idea to do this blindfolded 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3294 Three steps closer. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3295 So the point is you don’t wanna hit me 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3296 You gotta trust the process, son. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3297 Well, dear boy. What else is there to do when social distancing? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3298 I’ve never done this before, but my dad is golf buddies with the founder of this show. Are you ready? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3299 Dad, did they talk about windage and elevation in your crossbow class? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3300 Don't make it look so easy, we've got to be a tough act to follow. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3301 If you miss, Daddy, I won't be around to support your re-election. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3302 Bad year for apples, huh? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3303 Dad, there's gotta be an easier way to get the pit out of a cherry. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3304 You sure you didn't mean apple? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3305 Pretty please, with an apple on top? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3306 Apple, right? That was the deal. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3307 Gosh, papa--this cherry would be good to eat. Dontcha have an apple? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3308 At least use your pistol, dude. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3309 Are you sure they said a cherry? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3310 We're going to make this a TikTok, right? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3311 Cherry picker! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3312 Daddy, couldn't you find a bigger apple? 1.1954 0.04721 87 74 10 3
3313 Dad, I cannot tell a lie. I couldn’t find any apples so I picked this cherry. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3314 I don’t mind waiting for the apple harvest. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3315 Cherry Schmerry. I thought the story had an apple in there somewhere. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3316 But it's the last one, and I really fancy a Manhattan. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3317 Could I possibly get a cocktail with that? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3318 I swear I won't tell mom. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3319 A cherry? With Halloween around the corner? Think local, dude, think seasonal! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3320 They were out of apples. It was this or a melon. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3321 Dad, you do know that's a cherry on my head, not an apple, right? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3322 What do you mean, they’re out of apples! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3323 I wanted you to be the first, that's why. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3324 May I suggest you use a large, delicious apple instead of a small bing cherry? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3325 Teeming with teenage testosterone, William Jr. challenges his dad to show his real skill. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3326 Where does this always having to prove yourself stem from, Dad? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3327 On second thought, Father, let's test the liquid vaccine. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3328 I think I’m going to split. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3329 Just remember what happened with the apple last time. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3330 So, that's really the biggest apple you could find? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3331 This is making me a sundae? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3332 CDC guidelines say you need to back up a few feet... 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3333 Uh.., how about a bigger apple, maybe a much bigger apple? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3334 Can you try not to miss... 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3335 Don't worry, I'm sure apples will be restocked next week. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3336 As an IRS official I can force you to tell me your Swiss bank account number, or...... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3337 You've been making that face for 2 hours. Just shoot! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3338 How could you tell you're no longer the apple of my eye? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3339 I said an apple, not a cherry! This isn't America's Got Talent ya know! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3340 «  Don’t worry, I won’t take it personal » 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3341 I don't understand how this is a lesson about procrastination, father 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3342 What subject is this for again, dad? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3343 All they had were cherries, people are “panic buying” apples. #2020 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3344 . Look Dad, all I said to the guys in band class was " Of course he can do it with a cherry" 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3345 The size of apples has not kept pace with economic inflation. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3346 On hearing, soft hearted Newton avoided Cherry trees and switched to Apple trees" 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3347 Do it, I dare you 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3348 Don't worry, the distance is covid-compliant 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3349 Sorry, these apple import tariffs are getting out of control 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3350 Wilhelmina was not the apple of her father’s eye. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3351 Thank goodness I didn’t use a berry! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3352 Just shut up and shoot the damn thing. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3353 You can always blame your inaccuracy on physical distancing guidelines. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3354 It’s okay. I have my FOID card.. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3355 Your brother is allergic to arrows, and you’re allergic to apples. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3356 Don't consider this a vote of no confidence, but your morning coffee is decaf, isn't it? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3357 ...And this is how Sven became Svenja. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3358 I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be an apple. What did my teacher say again? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3359 Walter's going to be angry that you let me go first. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3360 The apples were sold out; let’s reschedule. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3361 I promise I'm not cherry-picking my arguments for this. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3362 Can I request a Golden Delicious, rather than this crab apple? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3363 Everybody's dad can shoot the apple off. Let's show em up. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3364 I read the recipe! It specifically said cherries could substitute for apples. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3365 Are you still good as you use to be? It is smaller! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3366 My followers are going to love this. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3367 This trick always gets harder on Sundaes. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3368 Dibs on the bigger half, Dad!” 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3369 Perhaps you should use a swizzle stick. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3370 You are the last of my triplets! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3371 You're sure you are not colorblind? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3372 No I won't take back what I said about your yodeling. It lacks depth. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3373 "Just think APPLE 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3374 Give me back my fucking cherry. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3375 I was thinking we might want to try this with an apple instead. Better yet, maybe a watermelon?" 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3376 Are you sure that autocorrect didn’t change ‘apple’ to ‘cherry’? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3377 William Tell, I agree you were perfectly fine shooting an apple off my head. But this teensy-tiny cherry & that big arrowhead? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3378 OK, pop, I'll pit the cherries. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3379 This is not what I had in mind when you asked if you could pop my cherry. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3380 Next time you plan on target practice, get the kid who wouldn't finish all the apples. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3381 What do you mean, the most vital part of the empirical scientific enterprise is failure? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3382 It’s just like no masks at rallies—you’ll probably be fine. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3383 Big head, small apple -- you do the math. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3384 How about I just apply the fruit to the arrow? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3385 Really, it's fine. I just met my deductible. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3386 Hello My names Will, I'll be your optometrist today. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3387 I have an idea. Let's just go get an ice cream sundae instead. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3388 The cherry looks like an apple, right? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3389 Time to up your game, dad. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3390 I think I saw some pumpkins next town over. 1.1875 0.05364 80 67 9 3
3391 If I grow up I want to be just like you, Dad. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3392 Couldn't we just do it with scissors? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3393 Shirley will never tell me how she got that childhood scar on her temple,but she has assured me that,"that was not the best Sunday I have had." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3394 I wish this process was different. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3395 I thought you said that I was the apple of your eye! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3396 William Tell never backs down from a challenge, this tale just isn't told as much. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3397 Please don't miss, with a cherry on top. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3398 I'll do this, but after, please don't go around telling everyone you popped my cherry. 1.1875 0.05061 80 66 11 2
3399 Hey, I like a challenge. (And I have four more kids.) 1.1875 0.04568 80 68 10 2
3400 I swear the story said a Jackfruit ! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3401 So what’s next, Dad? Split the atom? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3402 I never was the apple of your eye, was I? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3403 Sooooo, who do you want to vote for? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3404 Are you sure you're not color blind? 1.1875 0.05061 80 66 11 2
3405 Pretty Please? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3406 Dad! Wadda ya mean two out of three ain’t bad? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3407 Ooh, that's a nice looking metaphor you've got there. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3408 What do you mean? The prop people picked cherries today! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3409 You look exactly like Pavarotti, so can you sing while you zing? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3410 An afternoon in the lives of two idiots before cell phone videos and laundry pods 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3411 This is not what I meant by "pretty please with a cherry on top"! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3412 Cherry? Why not an apple? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3413 A cherry is not an acceptable substitute for an apple 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3414 Instead of shooting a cherry off my head Uncle Bill, let's try it with a watermelon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3415 Father, since you finished your drink, to make this exercise more sporting, please put the cherry back into the Manhattan glass with an orange and place on my head! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3416 Be the apple. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3417 What could possibly go wrong? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3418 This is not what they meant when they said cherry on top 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3419 Time to up your game. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3420 I suggest a watermelon. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3421 Can't we go with the GMO apple? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3422 Father, I understand the need to not overcompensate, but really, let's talk. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3423 Dad,I don't think you remember the story right. It was an apple. Not a cherry. Please can we use an apple? A watermelon would be even better. If you could split open a watermelon, we could have a party afterwards! What do you say? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3424 How about we wait for a GMO version which should be a lot larger. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3425 How about giving ME a turn this time! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3426 Sorry, it was this or closing the bars. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3427 Well Mr. "Size doesn't matter," what do you have to say now? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3428 Isn't time you stopped cherry picking? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3429 These Tik Tok challenges are getting out of hand..... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3430 So I fall for the apple and now you think I'm a fruitcake? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3431 Dad, remember that objects on top of the head are farther than they appear." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3432 Uhh,Dad... are you sure you wouldn't rather use an apple? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3433 Remember, Dad, this is about the apple, not the apple of your eye. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3434 Mutti says these are only for the Kirschtorte. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3435 You do realize archery has no degree of difficulty? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3436 A son with a cherry on top. 1.1875 0.05061 80 66 11 2
3437 Excuse me, I think you are supposed to use an apple, not a cherry. 1.1875 0.04738 80 65 13 1
3438 An apple? Don’t insult my dad I said. He’s William Tell, I said! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3439 Joey Tell said his dad shot a fruit on his head. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3440 Try not to hit the stem, I need it for my next trick. 1.1875 0.04738 80 65 13 1
3441 Are you afraid to pop that cherry?? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3442 I think we should do this over Zoom. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3443 Don't jump out of panic. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3444 So, you couldn't use a smaller arrow? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3445 It’s not a cherry; it’s a real, non-GMO apple. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3446 I'm gonna need a bigger apple. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3447 I promise Dad - I'll never forget to make my bed ever again. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3448 "Well, maybe you shouldn't have eaten all the apples. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3449 And now for the sudden death round 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3450 Maybe you should try an apple, dad. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3451 Hans carefully weighed his options: Indulge Heidi's thrill seeking behavior, or sleep on the couch 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3452 Apples always bring me out in a rash 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3453 Dad...? Isn't 'only seasonal fruits' an arbitrary construct? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3454 Let me try it for a change... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3455 The Lone Ranger will be here in a minute. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3456 You did remember to wear your contacts today... right, Dad? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3457 Come on Papa! I wish to be a TikTok star! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3458 Are you sure they were out of watermelon? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3459 Sir, I'm sure it's supposed to be an apple not a cherry! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3460 Relax Will. I’m really feeling it today. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3461 Trust me William. It's a Fuji apple and it's a lot bigger than it looks. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3462 Go ahead and shoot. My helmet hair will protect me. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3463 Can't we postpone this until the pumpkins are ready? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3464 Bring it on, Billy 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3465 William-san, I'd feel better with an apple instead of a cherry. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3466 Are you absolutely sure he said 'cherry'? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3467 It doesn't say a cherry in the script. If you don't mind, I'd prefer a pumpkin. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3468 Moments in lesser-known British history: Sundae Bloody Sundae 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3469 You’re sure this is safe? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3470 Never say 'pretty please with a cherry on top'. You could be getting in over your head. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3471 Hear me out here, I have a small edit. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3472 Come on, George, don’t tell a lie...you really didn’t look too hard for an apple, did you? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3473 This will kill in the sequel. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3474 Sure, I’ll do it. But what’s with the cherry? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3475 I hit it, one cherry. I miss it, one Cherie. 1.1875 0.04902 80 69 8 3
3476 Yeah, I know You've been getting in a lot of "COVID-Practice" ..,,,but still. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3477 OK, Dad, if you really think it'll make them write an opera about you. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3478 wouldn't it be better if the mountain were in the background? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3479 If you miss I'll be Swiss cheese. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3480 Why don't I just make you a nice Old Fashioned? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3481 Yeah, I think me not wearing a mask will be the least of your worries when I don my blindfold. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3482 Mommy said you should stick to apples. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3483 A cherry for a target seems a little aggressive. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3484 Just shoot! Cherries can't feel anything, silly! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3485 Would you like for me to show you how that works? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3486 Da-da-dum. Da-da-dam. Da-da-dum-dum-dum... 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3487 A cherry should work, Papi, but who WAS that masked man? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3488 No really, I swear, you'll be the first. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3489 If it's ok with you, we can swap out the cherry for the Granny Smith I have in my lunchbox. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3490 Can you shrink your head? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3491 Is an apple really beneath you?! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3492 I said an apple, not a cherry! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3493 „It’s an açaí berry.“ 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3494 Sorry I ate the apple, Dad. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3495 Honey, you're sure this is your Science homework? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3496 Daddy! That's only a tiny cherry. Could we do it with a pumpkin?? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3497 Please, Daddy, don’t burst my cherry or else there will be a Vesuvius eruption. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3498 Would you mind putting on your glasses 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3499 Just shoot it already. The cherry won't help our cankles. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3500 I'm all for losing my cherry, but this is ridiculous! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3501 Why does Bill always get to go first? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3502 Come on Dad. This is my generation’s Ice Bucket Challenge 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3503 You said I was the apple of your eye -- not the cherry! 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3504 You sure about this dad? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3505 I always say start small and work your way up. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3506 You call that an apple? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3507 Just tell yourself it's an apple, Father. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3508 He lived to Tell the tale. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3509 Sorry but I forgot the whipped cream! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3510 If you missed the pumpkin, what's the point going to a cherry? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3511 They were out of raisins. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3512 Okay Dad, confirming the deal: I get to ditch the haircut, the shortalls, the bows on the shoes, and you never again have to say, "Pretty please with a cherry on top." 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3513 Remember, it's s=ut + 1/2 a t 2 even if you substitute a cherry for the apple. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3514 You've got this, or my name's not Shirley Temple. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3515 C'mon, Dad. Mr. Tell made it look easy. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3516 You always like Walter best. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3517 Pray Tell, it hath occurred to me to inquire , at this juncture, if thou wouldst deign to consider employing either a larger apple or a smaller boy? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3518 Don't panic. I watched a Youtube video. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3519 You shouldn't have eaten all the apples. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3520 Wait, doesn't this cherry belong in a legend about George Washington? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3521 Yeah, we're downsizing, so don't miss. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3522 Either way, I'll get so very many views on my YouTube channel, father! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3523 Mon père, you cannot be cerise! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3524 Aren't you cutting it a little close? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3525 William Tell has nothing on you, dad! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3526 Temporal inconsistency notwithstanding; I think you are remembering the apocryphal George Washington story Dad. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3527 Dad, I'm telling you, the apple was fine, but the crabapple is making me very nervous. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3528 May I take a bite first? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3529 LASIK or no LASIK, let's stick with the apple. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3530 I'm sure this is a lot safer than taking the Covid 19 vaccine. 1.1875 0.05061 80 66 11 2
3531 I am sure you get the point! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3532 Could you at least try a plum? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3533 As I have told you, with all things in life, aim high!!! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3534 Mom’s idea: “Who ever heard of an apple on top?” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3535 But why was my brother the apple of your eye? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3536 Hope you have thought about who is going to take care of you in your old age. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3537 I packed cherries and almonds so we're going to have to make it work. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3538 I think they said apple, not cherry! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3539 Can we take a pit stop? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3540 If I continue to improve, next week raisins! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3541 When I said I wanted you to pop my cherry, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3542 I know you're an Apple user, but can we try it my way? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3543 Is a killer encore necessary? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3544 Are you sure you want me to puncture your cherry? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3545 I can’t even concentrate with that ridiculous haircut. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3546 How bout swapping a watermelon for the cherry? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3547 Little Isaac discovers the First Law of Motion before his time. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3548 Think of your village cred if you can hit a cherry. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3549 Mind if I exchange this cherry for an apple? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3550 Wait, wait, I don't want to play shoot the kid, I rather play patty cakes 1.1875 0.04391 80 70 7 3
3551 Say dad, can't we get a bigger apple" 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3552 That new hair cut is the cherry on top!" 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3553 A cherry? You gotta be kidding! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3554 Okay, I will marry her. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3555 I'm a sundae. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3556 What do you say we try this over there under the apple tree? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3557 I know you wanted a Fuji apple, but the Red Delicious stands out better against the background. 1.1875 0.04738 80 65 13 1
3558 And now, especially now, don't forget the most important six words in this whole crossbow-shooting-the-fruit-off-your- beloved's-head thing you do: miss high, miss HIGH, MISS HIGH! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3559 But daddy, can I put one up for the Lollipop League? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3560 Haha stupid Hetty got stuck doing the dishes. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3561 Perhaps the vista with a road leading to a castle that overlooks the city by the bay with a mountain as backdrop contributes to what is only an illusion of smallness. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3562 Okay, okay - bows save lives. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3563 You work with the fruit you have, not the fruit you might want or wish to have. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3564 Will THIS one be enough for a pie? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3565 Let’s wait. Apples are in season soon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3566 How could you run out of cocktail swords? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3567 The second, lesser known, shot of Wilhelm "the dude" Tell with a cherry. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3568 Can I save the cherry for last? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3569 Who said I was aiming for the cherry. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3570 Couldn't you try putting a hole in a wheel of cheese instead? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3571 Holy shite Sherlock forrest 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3572 The last words of William Tell's youngest son: You shot a apple, bet you can't shoot a cherry. Bet ya. Bet ya. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3573 If you are no longer wed to using an apple, how about a watermelon? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3574 Can we wait until apple season? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3575 So you're committing to vegan? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3576 Due to the recent apple shortage, William was forced to choose a cherry for his target. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3577 Let me run back and get the watermelon... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3578 Don't forget to adjust for windage. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3579 Now you'll see what a zero tolerance policy feels like 1.1875 0.04568 80 67 10 2
3580 Couldn't we just wait for watermelon season? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3581 Shouldn't this at least be an apple? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3582 I'm avoiding genetically modified fruit. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3583 What did you do with that apple I gave you? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3584 We're gonna need a bigger apple. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3585 You’re ambivalent? Look at me! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3586 They’ll surely write an opera about you after this Daddy! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3587 Please try not to hit my tiny red hat this time 1.1875 0.05215 80 70 6 4
3588 Do you know my grandpa is your big boss, right? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3589 Sorry, the apples are still in quarantine 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3590 You always have to be such an over-achiever. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3591 Pop, I'll bet you can't. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3592 Dad, I appreciate your attempt at some quality time, but LARPing doesn’t involve real weapons. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3593 This will reveal both the gender and whether or not they have a brother 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3594 and here I thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse... HEDouble toothpicks. . 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3595 Feels like you’ve blown this out if proportion, Robin. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3596 Friends and homework can come later. Today it’s all about bonding. . 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3597 Ok so if you get it, you win, and if you miss...” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3598 Dad, please don’t do this. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3599 Dad, I know you’re excited to practice your archery, but I think we should wait for the next fruit-of-the-month box. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3600 Back to school safely 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3601 How else do I get a socially distanced hair cut? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3602 Having run out of puzzles and growing sick of sourdough, the Tells attempt to begin a whole new quarantine trend. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3603 Let’s switch our outfits back first 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3604 The cherry on top is that your mom is giving me full custody of you! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3605 is it too late to tell him I'm colourblind? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3606 You’re all I ever wanted 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3607 Ok, but when we do this for mom you CAN’T hit me. The last rube I dressed up for this grazed my hair so mommy had him hung, strung, and quartered in front of everyone. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3608 In modern times, this is mainly a recreational activity. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3609 Wait a sec, you want to pop your what? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3610 If he can hit this shot the Tell’s will advance to the final round. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3611 Is this another one of your tiktoks? Why couldn’t you just do the WAP challenge like everyone else? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3612 Just gotta turn off my body cam real quick... 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3613 the odds aren’t good and the goods are odd 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3614 Just get it over with. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3615 Don't worry, I've got a second arrow in case I miss 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3616 Seriously. This low budget remake is the pits. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3617 I feel like this would be easier if our heads weren’t so massive... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3618 Hold on a second, what exactly did William tell you? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3619 first you need to put a face mask on for safety. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3620 , “this is either extremely foolish or legendary, hard to say at this point. Hold still”. 1.1875 0.04568 80 67 10 2
3621 This IS how we submit our mail in ballot 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3622 Fun fact: William Tell has two sons. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3623 After several failed attempts to improve his father's shot, we learn why George could not tell a lie. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3624 70% of the people I have tried this on would tell you I’m 30% better than I used to be. 1.1875 0.04738 80 65 13 1
3625 When I said we had to shoot our food I meant the deer and birds, not the nuts and berries 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3626 We regret to inform you that the cherry is considered a preexisting condition and you ate not qualified for our new policy 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3627 I'm really sorry,but losing you is more easier than losing my followers 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3628 Retro entertainment options are making quite the come back. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3629 All I know is Facebook said, ‘An Apple a day keeps COVID at bay.’ Now hold still. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3630 Why do you look so sad, Papa? Are you not excited to pop my cherry? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3631 Don’t worry—the budget cuts didn’t impact your health insurance 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3632 What do you mean apples are out of season?" 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3633 I agree, a bigger apple is a good idea. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3634 Maybe we should consider replacing and sharing a tasty ripe watermelon for this puny cherry 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3635 Let's start with a watermelon. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3636 So when do I get ice cream? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3637 Astrid's father used an apple. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3638 I will tell you this. I have less to miss. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3639 Mom said to use an apple. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3640 Sure it will work, everyone knows that tyranny and fruit are inversely proportional. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3641 Rember always :You are the apple of my eye. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3642 Didn't you say Apple? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3643 I should have had that LASIK BEFORE your mom switched to cherry pies. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3644 Sorry, I ate the apple and this is the only thing Mom had left. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3645 If this ends badly I wouldn't tell Mom it was a cherry. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3646 I traded your apple to some guy named Washington for this. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3647 If you miss, do I still get a sundae? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3648 Before you shoot, please tell me one thing - why are playing out a northern European fable in what looks like China? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3649 According to Article 2 section 2.1 of the rule book an apple would also qualify as “hanging fruit.” 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3650 Please I know you can make it! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3651 If we do this online you can miss and get a second chance. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3652 Not as forthcoming as his cousin, William Coverup wasn’t so sure of his archery skills. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3653 Kind of a cliche by now, isn't it? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3654 If I get this right, do you think someone will write an opera about me? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3655 Daddy, are you going to part my hair for me? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3656 Speeding arrow, sharp and narrow What a lot of fleeting matters you have spurned.... 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3657 You’re lucky we’re out of grapes, too. 1.1852 0.02839 81 70 10 1
3658 (by the 3rd week of confinement: "I am not sure pointy arrows were mentioned in the homeschool project, Dad..." 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3659 Wouldnt my part in this be less stressful if you handed the bow to Robin, friar? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3660 Go on. 2020 killed it. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3661 Yes, I know the first guy is dead. I already told you—he flinched. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3662 So you you practiced first on my older brother and ... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3663 It’s ok, Epstein already popped my cherry 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3664 Hold my ale 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3665 Just because you own an orchard, doesn't mean you need to take up archery 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3666 Apples were so last harvest, dad. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3667 William Tell's first child asks him to shoot a cherry off his head. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3668 A good guy with a crossbow is the only thing standing between you and a bad girl with an apple on her head. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 12 1
3669 Are you sure this is what you meant by 'putting a cherry on top'? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3670 Hey, William. Tell me you know what you’re doing, please... 1.1829 0.04467 82 70 10 2
3671 Seriously, Dad. There’s nobody around who’d know if we really used a watermelon. 1.1829 0.05243 82 69 9 3
3672 Don't be nervous. It's just a tiny little thing. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3673 don't flinch 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3674 I'm sick of that Billy Tell bragging about his Papa. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3675 Mother decided to make an apple strudel instead of a cherry strudel 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3676 Up, and to the left. 1.1829 0.04633 82 67 13 1
3677 Maybe we should put this off and wait for more sizable fruit? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3678 No, it's definitely my turn to shoot! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3679 This is going to ruin your reputation 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3680 He did not say you had to use a crabapple, Dad. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3681 Yes, you will get paid for your time if I hit the apple. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3682 '"Wouldn't this be more fun during the 'Apple Fest' " 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3683 You said you wanted to pop my cherry 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3684 And as an added benefit, we can share the cherry. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3685 Fire away, Tell 1.1829 0.04947 82 68 11 2
3686 Would it help if I prayed? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3687 Yes, this is the road to slay the dragon 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3688 I wish you brought the tomato. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3689 Robin Hood decides to teach Marian the difference between literally and figuratively by asking her “help me practice for the archery competition, pretty please, with a cherry on top" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3690 Could you zoom in a bit? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3691 Legend will tell you shot an apple off my head, so why do we have to practice with a cherry? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3692 Ok im in. Just promise not to shoot me in the face 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3693 This is going to get so many hits on tiktok 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3694 What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3695 Okay America, stand still. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3696 Dad, the apple. Not the balls. 1.1829 0.02813 82 71 10 1
3697 So, Gretel, the witch tells me there’s a prize on your head. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3698 I don't know why it's popular on TikTok, but it's the closest we'll get to a school dance this year, dad. Just go for it! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3699 OK but then it’s my turn, right? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3700 Last 'Take Your Son to Work Day' was bad enough, Dad. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3701 There must be an easier way to pit a cherry. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3702 Apple? Apples aren’t in season. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3703 Let's see Simon or Howie say no to this... 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3704 You read the instructions, right? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3705 I think we should stop using CSA for this game. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3706 William, tell me again why hitting a watermelon wouldn’t make you well known? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3707 Cool. Slavoj Zizek is going to shoot me in the dick! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3708 Dad, I thought that I was the apple of your eye, not the cherry ! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3709 Let’s hope I know how to use this thing. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3710 Do Tell 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3711 This was so much easier when we used GMOs 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3712 And you say it's only because of how I dress? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3713 It would be the pits, if you missed! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3714 Regards to the Big Apple 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3715 There has to be a better way to do Kebabs 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3716 Can't we wait until watermelons are back in season? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3717 I’m going to tell my Dad! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3718 I agree, this'll make a great story. But how about warming up with something a little bigger? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3719 Yeah, that's about 6 feet 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3720 Hold it! That wasn't a Guinness-burp was it? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3721 I feel sorry for students in other crossbow programs that don't believe in rigorous assessment strategies 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3722 That Hapsburg guy told me it's a factually alternate apple. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3723 The captions have gotten too literal. They aren't funny anymore. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3724 OK William...remember if you want to be famous.... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3725 Dad, if we use an apple, I’ll be able to compose an overture for you later. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3726 A watermelon might make a more satisfying 'thunk', Papa. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3727 But Papa, you don’t even like cherrys 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3728 You do realize, if you miss with a cherry, you won't be a legend... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3729 Dad put your glasses back on and read the William Tell legend again. I believe it was an apple and not a cherry. 1.1818 0.04424 77 68 6 3
3730 Dad, remember that pumpkin pie you used to make? yum 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3731 He would remain unsplit had he not gone bananas. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3732 Could you use a smaller bow and arrow? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3733 Aim a bit lower, last time you missed the tree! I know you need to practice but can't we wait 'til watermelon season? Try not to mess my hair, I've just had it done. Honest, I didn't know I'd eaten the last apple. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3734 Do me! Now do me! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3735 Honey, I can't miss, you're the apple of my eye! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3736 I’d feel a lot better if Washington, or whoever it was, had cut down an apple tree. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3737 I was just kidding, Dad! You don't have to do better than Mr. Tell! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3738 Apple. Cherry. Tomayto, tomahto. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3739 Apples are for chickens. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3740 Please aim at the cherry above my waist. 1.1818 0.04227 77 65 11 1
3741 Your cocky fruit selection is quite telling, William. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3742 If I make this shot, it’ll be the name Warren Liebowitz people will remember, not William Tell. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3743 I really wish mine was bigger. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3744 Maybe we should wait until the watermelons are completely ripened. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3745 ‘I know it’s small, but I couldn’t find an apple.” 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3746 No, Pop. You are NOT a better shot than Uncle William. 1.1818 0.04227 77 65 11 1
3747 Chef Robin demonstrates his 150th way to prepare a cherry tomato for your salad. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3748 Dad, you're sure this is what Mom meant by "go enjoy some outdoor games"? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3749 Halloween's coming soon, Daddy ... can't we use a pumpkin instead? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3750 I"m not sure you're my daughter anyway. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3751 I knew I should’ve made a right turn back by that cottage! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3752 Dad....it’s not that I don’t trust you, but.... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3753 You got lucky the first time, let's not push our luck. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3754 Daaaad, you promised! Anything to shut up little Billy Tell. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3755 Pop, this is no time for social distancing. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3756 Please? Pretty please? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3757 Betcha can't! Betcha can't! Betcha can't! Betcha can't! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3758 Couldn’t we try it with an apple first? Maybe a cantaloupe? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3759 But if I pop it, are you going to start getting clingy? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3760 Place...the...apple...on...your...head. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3761 Oh, I don't do apples anymore, Dad. I'm on an all-superfood diet. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3762 If you miss, please have them fix this dreadful haircut at my funeral. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3763 Now remember,it has a pit. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3764 It's my way of saying I hate reenactments. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3765 Aim small, miss small. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3766 Are you sure that zoom lessons were enough? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3767 I trust you're not color blind? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3768 I was told there’d be Swiss Roll. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3769 That’s why they call me William don’t Tell your mother. 1.1818 0.04795 77 63 12 1
3770 Why is this a cherry? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3771 I'll just tie the stem in a knot with my tongue instead. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3772 If you"ll give me that crossbow, I"ll shoot that feather off your cap at 50 paces while balancing this cherry on my head. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3773 I TELL you--I know science! If I miss, no one will blame me. It's your fault for not believing that cherries are the same as apples. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3774 Remember when you said I was your favorite… 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3775 I said you were the apple of my eye, not my haircut. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3776 Dad, try not to get distracted by my apple shaped body 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3777 I would prefer a watermelom but they are not in season... 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3778 This is dumb 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3779 This is not what I had in mind when I talked about "popping your cherry." 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3780 Put on your glasses! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3781 this is not what i meant when i said i wanted to out do my brother... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3782 U stink hehehehe 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3783 I wish you hadn't had that third cup of coffee. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3784 Not seeing an Abraham-Isaac parallel. More a Jackass movie vibe. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3785 Father, I don't mean to be a crabapple, but... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3786 Go ahead dad. I won’t move. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3787 Can I just run to...the outhouse? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3788 But mom said I could have the apple for desert. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3789 You forgot your glasses? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3790 We can buy a bullseye, you know? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3791 If all goes well, I have an almond in my pocket. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3792 In the mood for dessert? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3793 In case this doesn't work, maybe you should know that I left a note for my Dad telling him that you play doctor with me. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3794 They said this would happen if the Democrats got elected. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3795 Mom said to say "pretty please with a cherry on top" 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3796 Make haste, dear father, the followers demand it and the hour of highest traffic draws to a close. Tik. Tok. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3797 I've been reading up, but I think this is more of a learning-by-doing skill. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3798 I told the King I was an etcher... but I suppose I'll give this a try. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3799 Wait, where's Newton? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3800 Yes, and I said watermelon, but maybe we can find a compromise. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3801 It's my way or the highway, son. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3802 Let's see the other kid beat this." 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3803 What oddly hued aeppel, William mused, hath little Walter atop his head? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3804 Adam's apple was missing...he had no neck. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3805 Why do I have life insurance again? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3806 Just in case, where is my orchestra? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3807 Stick it in your Manhattan! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3808 If this wipes out my student loan, the risk far outweighs what I now understand about compound interest. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3809 They didn't have an apple, so I got a cherry. Look, it doesn't matter, it's believable enough as an alibi. Just shoot me in the face already. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3810 With Walter looking less and less sure of himself, Meredith began to regret stoking the Tell sibling rivalry. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3811 Go on. We'll do the raisin next! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3812 What comes next for AGT if we make the final? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3813 The crop has been small this year. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3814 So this is your answer to being able to say you finally got to pop a cherry? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3815 Like I said, this is the last cherry. If you split it, no cherries. If you miss it, you'll have to talk to my Dad. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3816 Hey who changed the goalposts ! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3817 Do you believe in capital punishment? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3818 Dad, I'm sure apple is a metaphor for watermelon, not cherry. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3819 There's got to be an easier way to make fruit cocktail. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3820 I trust you, Father, but why don’t we start with a watermelon? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3821 You always say 'start small'. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3822 But it’s no fun without the blindfold! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3823 The apple looked bigger on TikTok 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3824 But Dad, I thought you said we could start with a pumpkin! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3825 Not safe? C'mon! Afterall, what are cherries but baby apples with a stem condition? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3826 You told me the song was "An apple, a pear, a plum, a grapefruit." 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3827 Excuse me...did you check the wind direction? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3828 Before you proceed, could we just discuss the concept of benefit versus risk? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3829 It's time we popped your cherry. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3830 You're sure your dad won't care? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3831 Dad:"The Manhattan is only the King of Cocktails!" 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3832 Are you sure that now is the best time to start down-sizing?" 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3833 What, you couldn’t have waited until Halloween? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3834 You need something you can really sink your teeth into. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3835 A cherry? Were they out of pineapples? 1.1818 0.04795 77 63 12 1
3836 Inspired by her childhood, Heidi grew up to invent better ways to slice fruit. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3837 I changed my mind. Watermelon is my favorite fruit. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3838 I think we should start with a pineapple and work our way to a cherry. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3839 No, you are number 1776. Now stand tall! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3840 I just got tired of arguing whether it is a trademark or a copyright. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3841 I don't mind the cherry but I still think we should wait until apple season, dad. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3842 If you can't hit it from this range, I'd rather be dead than be your son. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3843 I probably should have mentioned this sooner, but this is my first time trying this 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3844 Keep your eyes on the prize. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3845 Dad, I really think the apple was impressive enough! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3846 Dad, when will the pumpkins be ripe? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3847 Another orchard? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3848 Dad, a watermelon is also a fruit, right? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3849 I want to always play it down... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3850 All I wanted to know was the difference between a seed and a pit. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3851 Ophthalmologist: now, try the next line 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3852 Remember when you brought that costume and I said the hat would be a hit in the office halloween party, and you said it wasn't for that but for shooting? Yeah, you had me. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3853 This 'crossed bow' is nice and all, but when will they make something I can test on a blueberry? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3854 Renaissance Mixologist Michael Schino’s daughter Mara had better luck than her twin sister Mary. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3855 Don’t worry, the arrow will just disappear. It’ll be a miracle. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3856 This won’t be like last time 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3857 I am not familiar with this 'Tik-Tok' you speak of, but I will do it just this once 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3858 I promise this will be more immersive than that VR of yours. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3859 My cherie amour, lovely as a summer's day 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3860 One way or another this video is going viral! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3861 don’t worry, i saw this on tiktok 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3862 Don't be so salty, this is such an upgrade from darts in the castle 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3863 My spatial awareness is a bit off, but let's give it a go. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3864 You know son, this is how I met your mother. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3865 Bring it on 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3866 « it’s not your lucky day » 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3867 No Amy, i'm not gonna do it! Stop asking! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3868 What’s that you were saying about my ‘lack of follow through’? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3869 One way or another, that mole is going to have to come off. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3870 William Burroughs wasn’t aiming at a cherry, was he? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3871 Maybe we should use an apple instead of a cherry? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3872 Well, there's a first time for everything I guess... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3873 Are you sure this is the only way to know if you need contacts? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3874 I don't think science knows actually 1.1818 0.04970 77 67 7 3
3875 Only in New York baby 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3876 This is the next dificult level son. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3877 It'll be great Ivanka, just great. Fantastic 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3878 This was the only non-flammable gender reveal idea?” #captions #genderrevea 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3879 I sure hope your results aren’t cherry picked 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3880 you are sure we are six feet apart, Right? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3881 I thought cherry on top was a nickname for me Robin! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3882 Are you SURE we're out of apples 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3883 This should be easy since you've been practicing with olives. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3884 They just made Mom tie a knot in the stem with her tongue. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3885 How about a cantaloupe instead -- or a watermelon? That would be practical, yummy too. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3886 Can we change this to an apple if I promise not to cut down any more cherry trees? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3887 Are you sure it's the right season for this? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3888 all my friend's dads are wfh, why won't you? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3889 I really don’t think the blindfold is necessary... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3890 Are you sure? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3891 Maybe we could start with a watermelon instead? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3892 Well, are you feeling lucky today? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3893 For our weekend father-daughter activity, I didn't say Sunday with a cherry on top. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3894 1,2,3 I’ll drop and you shoot. Okay? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3895 ...and then let me do you. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3896 Would you mind waiting until we harvest the apples? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3897 God damn you're ugly! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3898 I don't think the apple schtick is funny anymore either, but maybe we can try something else. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3899 Can we talk about fruit Dad? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3900 Not sure my policy covers small fruits. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3901 Let’s trade places, Daddy. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 11 1
3902 You are not going to replace William Tell in the minds of the readers no matter what you do. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3903 What? Just aim& shoot. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3904 Dad, I think now you’re just getting cocky. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3905 Jeez Robin,I know COVED-19 sucks but this is making me uncomfortable! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3906 Sorry - the Apple Store was closed. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3907 Are you sure this is how Uncle Bill became famous? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3908 Will you Tell me Daddy what I did wrong and why you really need to do this? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3909 Could you hold off whistling the theme from The Lone Ranger? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3910 They were all out of apples. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3911 Is this really the best way to pit a cherry? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3912 Okay, we talked about the whole birds and bees thing. Should I be looking for a similar metaphor here? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3913 Don't Tell. Don't ask. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3914 Dad! We should try this stunt in a country that grows water melon rather than cherry? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3915 Did you say it’s called a cherry bomb? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3916 Your personal shopper is replacing apples...please approve 1.1795 0.04560 78 67 8 2
3917 Well then, why don’t we just hear YOUR plan for toppling the plutocracy. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3918 Go ahead Jim, the training wheels have to come off sometime 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3919 Magic trick 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3920 Whatever happens, I want you to know that I cherry-ish you 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3921 Clearly you didn’t get the memo on how to safely entertain your children during COVID. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3922 my friend Billy said his dad used an apple 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3923 . Relax, it’s colour coded. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3924 When I said that I needed to get a boil lanced, I didn't think it would turn into cosplay. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3925 Well, this escalated quickly... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3926 Saying “Next time you get to choose the fruit” doesn’t really help. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3927 If anything goes wrong, your state will take care of it. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3928 I hate cherry-picking 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3929 Teenagers be like: “Ugh, Dad, just get to the point already.” 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3930 Is this for extra credit in archery school? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3931 As the favored contestant got a watermelon, Jim couldn't help but feel the judges were cherry picking the winner. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3932 You had to let your pride get the better of you - they were already impressed when you said "apple." 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3933 Only one percent will have serious complications 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3934 Isn't there an app for this instead? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3935 Mom said she needs the apples to make the pie. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3936 Now I understand why you recently added that supplemental life insurance. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3937 To be safe, you must stand at least six feet away due to COVID19. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3938 You want to do WHAT to my cherry" 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3939 Hey Willhelm, shouldn't I have an apple on my head instead of this tiny cherry? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3940 Have you checked the Amsler eye grid lately? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3941 How 'bout a melon? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3942 Either I or this cherry is in the wrong legend! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3943 Have you been drinking? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3944 dad, I can find an apple 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3945 The apple thing has already been done 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3946 Stop fidgeting. A berry makes less of a splat." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3947 I’d have felt safer if you could have just mixed apples with oranges. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3948 Are you sure we couldn't use a gravenstein? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3949 Everything doesn't have to be so black and white, Dad. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3950 Sorry about the "William t' Hell Overture" crack, Father. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 8 2
3951 Mikey said he got an apple. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3952 Who do you think you are, William S. Burroughs? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3953 Size doesn't matter. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3954 If you’re really any good at this, try a pea...it made a princess famous. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3955 Hold on, let's wait for apple season 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3956 The 1193 model has 30% greater accuracy, giving you the power to finally hit those breathtakingly dramatic targets. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3957 Dad, is there another way to make pitted cherries?! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3958 I didn't want to mess up my hair. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3959 Don’t blame me it is a Composite cartoon 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3960 Geez, Dad, I said I'm sorry I ate the apple. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3961 Dad, next time let's stick to the shopping list and get the watermelons. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3962 Don't worry, son. Its a huge apple. I wont miss. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3963 Are you sure their are no apples? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3964 C'mon, but you better not miss or I'll kill you. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3965 Just because you dressed like Robinhood for Halloween, doesn’t mean you can make this shot 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3966 Great news -- I also brought raisins. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3967 Please stand closer, Daddy! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3968 It was at this point that Mr. Tell realized that a) he doesn't have a child b) he doesn't know who this brat is c) he really doesn't like children especially with a Prince Valiant haircut and d) he isn't a particularly good archer. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3969 I know, I know, that's what I thought, Why would he ask for a cherry? Who's he trying to impress? He remembers I'm his only descendent, right? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3970 Try not to mess up my hairdo. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3971 AR-15 Didn't arrive on time,huh? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3972 'This time Karl, it's just a cherry! ' 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3973 Dad, where are your eye glasses? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3974 This is what you get for eating all my apples! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3975 On second thought, I think I'll opt in for Zoom PE. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3976 This is the very last time you keep me as the apple of your eye! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3977 So, Dad, did you have any time to read those pamphlets I left on the kitchen table about foster care? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3978 Okay, and then after you shoot the cherry on my head, it's my turn to shoot the cherry on your head. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3979 You hope it isn't? What are cataracts? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3980 But Dad, mom said we are out of apples. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3981 You passed that breathalyzer test, right dad? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3982 I don't think this is covered by the second amendment. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3983 Give peace a chance. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3984 Since you always missed before This one is too small to miss 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3985 Darn it! . . . I forgot my glasses . . . oh, well . . . 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3986 I see that you play a string instrument 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3987 No...I like the haircut you gave me...who wants a part down the middle. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3988 OK son, looks like I'm hitting 100% with the apple. So today, let's try a cherry. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3989 If you want 1/2, just split it. We'll share. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3990 Father, before we do this, can't we wait for watermelon season? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3991 Can’t we at least wait til apple season? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3992 All the greats started small. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3993 Honestly, Father, I'd prefer a watermelon. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3994 William, I didn't mean it when I said your legs were stubby. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3995 Would you stop worrying about why the road suddenly ends and just focus on the shot! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3996 Wait, you said crabapple, right? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3997 Are you sure you don't want to get your glasses first? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3998 I’m kind of new at this 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3999 Orange you mad I didn’t say apple? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4000 My life coach said to start with a little goal 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4001 Son, i thought you called me out here to do some boomeranging.” “I did. Now shoot the arrow on the count of 3. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4002 Perhaps downsizing wasn’t the right thing for us 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4003 Someone should Tell William to use an apple... 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4004 With all the rich folk sheltering in place because of the plague, robbers like Robin Hood are forced into alternative careers. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4005 Most kids want the cherry on top of their ice cream... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4006 Last time I did this. I got hurt 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4007 Couldn't we ask Botero to paint the cherry? ❤️ 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4008 Just aim for the cherry, my friend. You can't miss it. It's red. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4009 For this one, let’s also try a shot where I’m jumping mid-air. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4010 Oh, this is your first time , well the arrow is facing the wrong way 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4011 Are you sure this is how the Vikings decided on things? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4012 If you've already gathered it, why do you have to hunt it? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4013 Oh dear. I've only ever shot GMO sized fruit. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4014 If you call the arrow a hoax then you’ll have nothing to worry about. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4015 I’m starting to think these life hacks make things more complicated 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4016 You're sure this how they make cherry Starburst? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4017 There must be a better way to test Apple’s durability claims. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4018 Cant find something better do with your leftover Manhattan cherries? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4019 That's a mighty small apple. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4020 I shouldn’t have used all of the apples for cider, then drink it all before attempting this 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4021 My mother warned me never to kiss a Tell. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4022 This apple was cuter. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4023 This is kind of how the runup to the election feels too. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4024 I know we did apples last time, but my suicidal depression has necessitated a decrease in target size. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4025 Be the apple Daddy, be the apple. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4026 I won't tell, Uncle Will. Honest, I won't. No one will know that the Swiss missed. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4027 Adam got the last apple. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4028 We should have asked for a watermelon. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4029 How about this, Dad. Text Mom to bring us a few apples to practice on. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4030 Do you have your contact lenses in? "No" Ah!! The apple is on top of the mountain....to your left... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4031 Don's worry, I'm hoping you'll kill me so that I don't have to do it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4032 Dad, it's okay. Just aim for the knees. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4033 You do realize a Cran-Apple is not really an Apple, right? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4034 Son, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4035 Son, you really do have a large head. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4036 Maybe you could practice with a watermelon. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4037 Will you teach me archery? Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4038 Dad, could we start with watgermelons and work our way down to, say grapefruit? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4039 I know you need practice but could we start with a grapefruit and work down? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4040 Should you miss, a treat for me! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4041 Uh, how about a grapefruit? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4042 Just aim for the head and slightly upwards. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4043 You're sure this is the best way to decide who gets the cherry? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4044 If you survive this you can write a Tell-all book. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4045 William realized planting non-GMO had been a mistake. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4046 This still ain't enough to get you on AGT. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4047 This is all wrong. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4048 Phffffffffffffffftt 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4049 Don't forget your glasses, dad. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4050 Can I take a rain check? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4051 What am I missing here, Dad? You could literally just walk over here and take it off! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4052 Sorry, this was all George Washington left 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4053 I bet they have some bigger fruit over there... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4054 Come on man, this was your idea 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4055 I ate it on the way up here. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4056 Hey Uncle! Which eye is your glass one? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4057 You sure you don't want to start with a melon? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4058 Are you sure you don't want a watermelon? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4059 You sure we can’t use a larger fruit? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4060 'It's not my fault that apples are out of season!' 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4061 I think you're going to want to replace that cherry with an apple... just saying. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4062 Dad. Can I get the watermelon, instead? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4063 If I go low, duck! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4064 Molly, that goofy pose is as old as the hills. Give me your cell phone and we'll do some cool TikTak-ing." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4065 Dad, Please aim higher if you expect to have grandchildren. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4066 We've watched the YouTube video five times already! Just do it! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4067 This one is the boss level 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4068 Shoot a cherry off your son’s head in front of a mountain shaped like your mother’s breast. Yes father, follow your dream! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4069 What did you just mean, papa, I remind you of my mother? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4070 Sorry Olve, but the apple didn't impress the America's Got Talent judges. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 9 1
4071 I promise that I won’t Tell. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4072 When we're done here, can we go climb that ridiculous mountain? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4073 The Fedora Exacts Its Revenge 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4074 'Now remember, hold very still, Augustus IX...' 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4075 Apple ™️ product launch goes over the top this year. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4076 This would be easier if there were some whipped cream under that cherry. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4077 It's just going to be a blueberry next time, and I'm not getting any smaller 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4078 If anything, I’ve up-played how dangerous this is! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4079 Quit squirming child, today's lesson is all about gravity. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4080 Don’t worry! If you miss I can’t tell mom. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4081 Robin who? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4082 Miss It To Win It. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4083 How about an apple? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4084 Is this because of the lame Father’s Day gift or my horrible haircut? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4085 I always could hit the apple, so this is the cherry on top! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4086 Stop saying 'cherry-o' before shooting. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4087 I think we start with a watermelon and gradually advance to the cherry 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4088 "Couldn't we try this during apple harvest time? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4089 What did you say happened to the last guy? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4090 It’s whipped cream and sprinkles or I’m outta here. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4091 Are you sure you have your contacts in? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4092 And Mom says you’re afraid to hit her little spot as well! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4093 Apples are too easy. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4094 Frankly, Father, I'd really prefer a watermelon, if you don't mind. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4095 Come on! It's the only red thing here. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4096 Where's Botero when you need him? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4097 Apple schmapple. 1.1644 0.05166 73 62 8 2
4098 Now I know you like my sister more... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4099 I think I left the porridge on the stove. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4100 Really, it's a win, win Papa! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4101 Can't you practice with Tweedle-dum, instead of me, and doesn't the story call for an apple, not a cherry? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4102 Dad, how about a plan where we can't get caught and it's melon season? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4103 It's not my fault the apples were small this year Uncle William... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4104 This is not the best way to prove you're Robin Hood 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4105 Don't you think this cherry would look better on a sundae? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4106 I trust you but it’s not easy being the son of a drunk. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4107 Is this a good time to tell you that I'm colorblind? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4108 Um, Dad? Could we maybe practice with a cantaloupe instead? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4109 Can't we just start with an apple? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4110 You did really well with the Apple but I am feeling distinctly uncomfortable with the cherry 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4111 I say we go with the watermelon and call it a day. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4112 Dad,...Mom said you really need glasses...let's go get 'em, okay? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4113 Dress Barn called. They want their curtains back. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4114 What do you mean apples used to be the size of your fist? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4115 I should have picked the larger fruit. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4116 Perchance,we could wait for a more bountiful harvest next year? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4117 Yeah, I did brag a little about you 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4118 We're really going to need a bigger apple. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4119 It's the biggest one I could find! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4120 A cherry is not an apple Dad 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4121 90 degrees left and up a bit 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4122 This really isn't what I had in mind when you asked me to 'Pop your cherry,' Hans... 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4123 How about if we try a melon? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4124 Papa, are you sure you have the proper perspective for this task? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4125 Could we use a pumpkin instead? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4126 Everyone on TikTok is doing apples. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4127 Maybe it would look bigger if someone besides Botero had drawn us. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4128 What about an apple instead of the cherry? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4129 Don't worry I just got new reading glasses. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4130 Dad, I was more comfortable when you used an apple 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4131 Good luck, Dad. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4132 Don’t worry, I don’t have explosive rounds. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4133 This isn't going to go well. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4134 Papa, this wasn't what I meant when I said let's play a first-person-shooter game! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4135 This game is the pits. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4136 Can’t you leave well enough alone? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4137 Just remember that I could be the deciding vote in November. No pressure. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4138 Let legend say it was an apple and leave it at that. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4139 At least my temp agency was able to negotiate up from petite peas. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4140 Don’t worry, I watched the intro to the ‘Masterclass.’ 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4141 This is not how Maiden Marian described it. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4142 Yes, you are the apple of my eye, but real apples are too expensive. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4143 You sure you want me to pop your cherry? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4144 You want me to use an apple? In this economy? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4145 Seriously? The apple wasn't small enough? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4146 This sure was safer back when we had rain 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4147 Please don’t shoot sir, I just want to see my parents again. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4148 Please don’t kill me, with a cherry on the top. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4149 The cherry actually makes you look fatter.” 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4150 I wish my head were smaller. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4151 Don’t worry, I’m as qualified for this as Trump is for the presidency. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4152 Hold on daddy, are you playing it down again? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4153 Make sure to get my good side 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4154 Listen son, it’s time you learned the difference between a cherry and an apple. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4155 Anything beats this last haircut you gave me 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4156 I promise, this is the most efficient way to remove the pit 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4157 Well, it can't be there all the time. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4158 You are aware that most people do this with an apple and not a cherry, right? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4159 If I miss, I can always make the target bigger. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4160 I'm sure if you told mom you don't like apple pie she'd understand. You don't want to make a bad situation worse. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4161 I should have expected this after you said it was safe to re-open schools. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4162 It's $5 more if you want me to hit the stem. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4163 Your mum said the melon is for diner... 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4164 Money is tight right now...I rather not ruin a good apple 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4165 A crabapple -- now that's hardcore! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4166 I wish you didn't feel you always had to compete with Washington. 1.1622 0.04524 74 65 7 2
4167 How did you do in the semi-finals? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4168 I'm sure you could hit an apple; a cherry I'm not so sure about. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4169 The story says "apple" NOT a cherry. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4170 Do I have to shot you? Yes you have to! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4171 Are you sure it’s not supposed to be a big pumpkin and not a tiny cherry? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4172 The clock struck TikTok. Your choice? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4173 Dad, I think we can compromise between this and the watermelon I suggested. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4174 So, I mispronounced Maraschino! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4175 I thought it was supposed to be an apple. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4176 Could this wait until watermelon's in season? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4177 I cannot tell a lie. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4178 ‘I never miss’. Right. Just like ‘I never give bad haircuts’. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4179 And you promise after this we can go to the American Girl store? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4180 Pumpkin Daddy, I said pumpkin. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4181 Watermelon season is only a week away, I can wait. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4182 If you miss, I’ll see you in emancipation court! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4183 Daddy, please use a Macintosh--not this "crab"! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4184 Dad, can't we make the apple sauce the way Mom makes it? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4185 Dad please, let's look for an apple tree. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4186 This is the last time you'll accuse me of cherry-picking, Dad! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4187 No offense intended, Dad, but wouldn't it be wiser to wait for apple season? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4188 Maybe an apple instead of a cherry? Or a pumpkin! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4189 Don't tell me you're colorblind! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4190 You have misunderstood my overtures. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4191 Hey dad, so...who was the target for today's manhunt? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4192 Do you really think this is going to help get it off? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4193 After practicing with a cherry, shooting an apple will feel like shooting a pumpkin. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4194 Can we think about maybe using a cantaloupe since this is your first attempt? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4195 Aim high. You can do it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4196 I'll wear a mask if you want to get closer. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4197 I’m just so tired of the peer pressure 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4198 Are you sure..? I thought we were supposed to start with an apple. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4199 Please Dad - all the other kids are doing it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4200 I trust you, dad. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4201 Pretty please with a cherry on top, don't shoot! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4202 What do you say we flip the script? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4203 This is going to get sooooo many likes. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4204 Alice gets an apple, I get a cherry? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4205 Come on, Pop. We’re on a roll. Try the cherry now. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4206 C'mon Old Man, if you think you're such a bloody good shot… 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4207 Don't I have a cherry allergy? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4208 If today isn’t good for you, how about next week when cantaloupes are in season? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4209 I cannot lie, i cut down the apple tree! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4210 What do you mean, apples don't work? And where's my brother? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4211 ... and if you are successful, you will advance to the final "grape" round 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4212 You sure about this? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4213 Please Daddy, can we use the Apple. I promise I won’t do it again. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4214 Dad, couldn't you cut my hair a different way this time? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4215 When you said 'double or nothing' after the apple I didn't think you were serious.... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4216 You say cherry. I say watermelon. Can we compromise on an apple? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4217 Let's start with a pumpkin and go from there. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4218 With my brother you used an apple. Why are you using a cherry with me? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4219 C'mon Dad, I heard Mom say you busted HER cherry. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4220 Apples were out of season. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4221 If Corporate keeps telling us to “do more with less” thing are going to end badly. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4222 Can we go for Ice Cream? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4223 If you miss the cherry on top, we're looking at a really awful Big Bill, just saying. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4224 Gosh, I thought that it was an apple a day that keeps the archer away, but I won't tell! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4225 So, you want a cherry and I want a watermelon - can we compromise with an apple? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4226 Seriously? I'm standing here with a fruit on my head. Does it really matter? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4227 Miss on purpose, and I'll give you the apple in my pocket. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4228 Please don't aim for my penis again! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4229 Don't tell mom. She'll FREAK out that we took the good apples. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4230 This is the cherry from the top of Mount Sunday over there to my right 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4231 Why does my brother have an apple on his head? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4232 A bigger apple would be better! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4233 How about we change places? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4234 Why do you always try to outdo Uncle Bill? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4235 Don't look so sad Dad, just cue your song. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4236 Got the new Gucci rompers. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4237 I really hope you're not color blind! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4238 Hey Alexander, Tell me you not throwing away your shot. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4239 Will this mess my hair? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4240 If you miss, can I eat the apple? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4241 Couldn't you use a pumpkin instead? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4242 Why do you hate my hats? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4243 Are you sure this is what "Pop the Cherry" means? 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4244 Can’t we just buy a cherry potter? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4245 A pumpkin. Why not a pumpkin? Or, watermelon? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4246 Impress me 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4247 I never agreed to this. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4248 "From an historic viewpoint, the degree of difficulty is off the charts." 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4249 For the last time what did you tell William? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4250 Let’s just go out for a Manhattan and a Roy Rogers instead. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4251 There is a splendid pumpkin patch down by the glen. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4252 I beseech you, kindly replace the cherry with an apple as per the contract. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4253 And I get to tend the rabbits. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4254 What is this watermelon people keep speaking of? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4255 If you miss this time, try the long bow. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4256 As long as you're not color blind. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4257 You do believe in legends, don't you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4258 Where's the apple?" "What Apple? You said you wanted the cherry on top for today's archery game." "I said today's archery game would be the cherry on top! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4259 There are better ways to test your eye sight, father. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4260 Do it already! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4261 Fruits in season are always better, we’ll go back to apples in the autumn 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4262 I hope this doesn’t upset your mother - she’s very fond of cherries. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4263 Relax I won’t shoot, it’s my open carry 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4264 The dangers of cherry-picking. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4265 Don’t worry I’m a Samsung guy 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4266 Hey dad please don’t miss I’m not ready to die 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4267 I’m a little pit nervous. 1.1622 0.04094 74 64 9 1
4268 You should probably still have a mask on 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4269 I'm starting to think father doesn't like me 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4270 They’re smaller, but more flavorful. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4271 Cherries have a higher antioxidant level, so you live longer. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4272 If it's going to be a cherry, can you a least make sure you have your contact lenses in? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4273 Got my lederhosen and game face on. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4274 You are just a damn cherry picker. So aim either hi or low, but the choice of appropriate weapon is imperative...Newton be damned...it is just a game for the lay. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4275 You’re not worried about damaging the tree? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4276 The cherry brings grief, where the apple brings hope 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4277 Just like you told me you could, Father. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4278 How many Manhattans DID you have to drink? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4279 But.....My mama told me never to trust a man who wears a feathered hat like yours! That would be a “Feather in your cap”! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4280 I'll prove the apple was for sissies! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4281 Look, I asked you to pop my cherry, what did you think you were going to be doing? I'm seven, for fuck's sake. You're lucky Chris Hansen won't be born for another 700 years. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4282 But think of the splash an apple would make! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4283 I think an apple would be more believable, don't you think? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4284 And you’re sure you practice every sundae? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4285 Please Dad, not the Crab Apple 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4286 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to pop your cherry... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4287 If you hit the apple, Dad, I'll write you an overture. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4288 Hold still - I don’t want to hit the cherry. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4289 You're pretty cocky since you hit an apple! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4290 'You sure we can't go with the watermelon?" 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4291 Hey, Dad, can we substitute an apple for this cherry? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4292 Further to the left. A little further .. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
4293 Might I suggest a Luxardo cherry? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4294 Pretty please with a cherry on top!" obviously meant something different to William than to his daughter 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4295 Ok then, let me try to split this evenly. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4296 This isn’t what I meant by popping my cherry 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4297 Dad, This is on Zoom. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4298 Just think about it, Mr. Tell. I'm sure the contest was to hit an apple and not a CHERRY. 100% sure! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4299 Still suffering from macropsia? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4300 Don’t think of me as Eve 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4301 Will you tell me what is in it for me! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4302 Bill, I agreed to apple, not crab-apple. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4303 Yeah, the cherry's cute, but where's that apple mom gave you? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4304 Budget reductions. Props take the first hit. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4305 Yes, Steve, it is organic and no, in this case it doesn’t matter. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4306 Relax, dad. If Robin Hood sees this you'll be in his gang for sure. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4307 Size never mattered to a trained eye. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4308 Not this year, dad. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4309 'Let's start with a cherry and work our way up to a watermelon.' 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4310 Before I begin let me ask one question, pitted or unpitted?" 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4311 Remember its cherry of my eye not "or" my eye. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4312 Apple, Father, apple! Cherries denote the I-Cannot-Tell-A-Lie guy. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4313 Looks like your apple was cherry-picked! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4314 George, now tell me, did you chop down the cherry tree? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4315 For my next act, I will be performing Sundae Bloody Sundae. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4316 Think of it as a very, very small apple. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4317 They were out of apples. Perhaps you should move closer 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4318 Let's try a watermelon. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4319 Let's try an apple; it's bigger. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4320 The violent origins of the phrase, “Pretty please, with a cherry on top!” 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4321 My cherry or me ? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4322 Only tweleve more and then you can start on the pie. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4323 What, no apple today? Ay, we'd best call the doctor... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4324 Do you think we should use an apple instead of a cherry? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4325 Well, your overture is a little bombastic, no? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4326 I might be too young to have my cherry popped. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4327 Ok I’ll try not to laugh this time, but you always get so weird at Halloween! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4328 You’re going to have a great story to tell, or not. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4329 Hey Dad, let's wait for apple season. Maybe we could try cherries next year, Dad. You know, a little more practice couldn't hurt. Could it? Dad? And you know Dad, Heidi is much better at standing still than I am... Dad? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4330 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you need to practice. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4331 William, I'm telling you I don't have a good feeling about this! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4332 Be careful Gunter, I don't want to lose my cherry. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4333 I wonder how this split may affect the NASDAQ. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4334 Why don't we at least try a counteroffer? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4335 Okay, I'm ready to go viral. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4336 Dad... you don't remember where you put your glasses? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4337 Is this like the final shot? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4338 Hold on dad! Let me get a bigger apple! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4339 I can't say anything appropiate about you trying to pop this thing 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4340 Now, Dad. I know that look. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4341 Will William Tell us what is really going on? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4342 Why is a cherry on my head better than an apple? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 10 0
4343 Sorry, son. Climate change destroyed the apple crops. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4344 Don’t worry this arrow has a rubber tip. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4345 Ah, maybe we should use an apple. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4346 You know, I think we've spent enough time at the ren faire today, we should probably not. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4347 I guess I should have asked Mom to bake me a cherry pie instead. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4348 No, no. Not at all. The color is perfect. It's just - I'd like to try on something in a bigger size. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4349 Uh, actually, Dad, I still really think that you will be more acclaimed if we use the big pumpkin I suggested. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4350 This feels like an unnecessarily westernized approach to fostering a sense of "mono no aware" 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4351 'I'm sick of hearing you brag about the apple." 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4352 Dad, is this some kind of sick, sexual metaphor? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4353 I'm sure Safeway has apples. They don't need to be that good. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4354 After you shoot the only red in this scene better be apple red. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4355 Mom said we should use this lunchbox-size apple. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4356 But papa, the cherries were on sale. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4357 I'll bet you can still back out of this bet." 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4358 Extra points if you nail the pit! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4359 SAFE and effective 1.1571 0.04381 70 58 11 0
4360 Dad, you’re cherry picking the optics. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4361 William Tell knee his son would become a lawyer when he asked: “But did he specifically say a CRABapple, father? “ 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4362 Remember the rules, Dad--if you miss, it's an eye for an eye, and you have to explain to Mom. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4363 Don't worry the arrow is laser guided 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4364 Don't worry, I'm very short-sighted. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4365 Should I be making my last Will 'an Tellstement? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4366 I'm pretty sure it's a sundae with the cherry on top. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4367 I’m a little concerned that you’re getting a bit cocky after cataract surgery. Can’t we please go back to an apple? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4368 There was a pumpkin over in that field. Can we use it? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4369 Crabapple?" I'm positive he said, "Apple. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4370 You sure you don't want to start with a watermelon? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4371 Relax, son. Your brother was just fine last week. Of course, he had a much smaller head. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4372 Über, ok? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4373 I was talking with Amerigo Vespucci, Papa, he says he knows where there's a big apple! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4374 I should've said pretty please with an apple on top. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4375 Hold on General Washington! Something's not right with this picture. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4376 What do you want me to say? The cherries were on sale at Whole Foods. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4377 ...and that is how young Frederick learned how to pop a cherry 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4378 I thought you were supposed to be a Merry Man of Windsor. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4379 Where's Johnny Appleseed when you need him? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4380 I think we’re going to need either larger fruit or, much smaller arrows, dad! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4381 Yes, Dad. I ate it. I thought you wouldn’t notice. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4382 Dad I'm sorry about the car, please aim at a watermelon not this tiny cherry 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4383 Aim global, shoot local, hit local. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4384 So, just how much experience do you have? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4385 Let’s give “put the Cherry on top” a new meaning. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4386 Hey! My eyes are down here, bro! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4387 Dad, I don't think this is what they mean by popping the cherry. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4388 Listen, son... If you thought the last opera they made about us was a hit, wait ‘till they get a load of this! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4389 When the Twin Peaks and Game of Thrones cos-players go too far. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4390 Don’t worry, I promise you’ll get a turn after me.. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4391 Please ensure you’re at least 6 feet away first. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4392 ...not far from the tree 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4393 Just turn around and pretend like I'm the line judge" 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4394 I feel like you're cherrypicking our father-and-son moments. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4395 Today’s lesson, COVID 19 feels like the way this cherry does when it sees a mask. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4396 Humpty Dumpty impaled with a crossbow arrow does not have the same ring to it 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4397 What else could possibly go wrong this year? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4398 It's the only fruit in store this winter. Come on, Uncle Robin, give it a go. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4399 ‘You know I would never tell you how to do your job, but do you think we could go back to using apples instead of cherries?’ 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4400 Don't you need a blindfold to make this into Sportscenter's Top 10? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4401 You’re probably anxious, it being your first time being an apple boy. If it makes you feel any better, this is my first time too 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4402 Get some friends too from tomorrow, I need more practise for the competition 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4403 This kid has more faith in me than the senate ever had 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4404 S.. six feet is enough apart. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4405 How do you expect me to shoot a cherry? Pray Tell! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4406 It’s the new Apple iArrow. Just need to update to ArrowOS 14. One second. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4407 I wish I were taller 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4408 Why are you nervous? Practice makes perfect. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4409 Sorry, I just ran out of apples... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4410 I don't understand why you are worried! This apple is BIG enough, now just AIM AND SHOOT!" 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4411 An apple is old hat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4412 Wait! You forgot the whipped cream! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4413 This is stupid and dangerous..... Why don’t you just Eat the apple and paint a target on the tree? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4414 I look more adorable with a cherry on top. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4415 I now regret eating the last apple. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4416 It's called extreme archery. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4417 I think the standard is an organic apple, not a cherry 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4418 Choose your fruit, he says. I am thinking water melon or pumpkin, but no, you have to be the wise guy... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4419 Don't jump up. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4420 I traded the apple for it, Dad, because I was going to have a banana split when we got home. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4421 I'm ready. Pop the cherry. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4422 The apple was overly-polarizing. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4423 What the hell are you trying to prove with this stunt? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4424 The apple wasn't organic. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4425 Pity me! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
4426 The apple was trade marked! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4427 Dad, I think this is a severe punishment for leaving the house 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4428 I’m more experienced shooting at watermelons. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4429 They were out of Red Delicious and this is all you could find? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4430 Problem? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4431 Say, Dad, before you go through with this... What ever happened to my brother, William Junior? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4432 The apple was too easy. I'll bet you double or nothing that you can't hit this cherry. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4433 I’m afraid we’re facing the downside of “downsizing” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4434 Did I hear you say you forgot your glasses? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4435 Let's see if you can bust my cherry, Sir. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4436 Do I get to tie the cherry stem with my tongue after? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4437 You'll never get famous for shooting a cherry off my head! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4438 Sir, is it your last chance or mine? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4439 Hey, you said apple, not cherry. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4440 So - your contact lenses working OK today??? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4441 Is that what they mean by, "popping a cherry?" 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4442 Sorry, the store was out of apples. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4443 I need a bigger apple 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4444 Downsizing makes us more competitive! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4445 Did you ever see "Trading Places"? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4446 Hey Dad,you said you'd cherry up right ? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4447 Kind Sir, try not to damage the pit. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4448 Get an apple Dad; I'm not ready to lose my cherry. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4449 Time to practice a la mode. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4450 You could've just bowed. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4451 I really wish Mom would cancel that Misfits Market subscription. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4452 And with the money I saved I was able to buy these cool pants! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4453 This should shut Billy up about the apple, Dad! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4454 Please remember Dad, that's a cherry up there not an apple. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4455 You do know that I've never done this before? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4456 I'm OK with a Mcintosh or a Red Delicious...but a Marachino Cherry? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4457 An apple", you said. "That's no challenge!" you said 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4458 Guillaume, attention a ta cherie 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4459 Before you shoot, may I remind you that I am your last standing son and suggest you use an apple instead? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4460 Okay, let's make it a little tougher, hot shot. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4461 Papa... why don't you love me? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4462 Once again I’m the target of your passive aggressiveness with fruit toppings. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4463 Hear that? It's the Lone Ranger to the rescue. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4464 They told me this gig would be the cherry on the cake 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4465 Apple is registered 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4466 Are you sure there isn’t an easier way to remove the stone Robin 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4467 This might sting a little. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4468 Dad, cherries are not the only fruit. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4469 Dad, I’m too old for the cherry on top 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4470 now when I say jump... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4471 Repeat after me: "The arrow is a toothpick, and I am making a Manhattan." 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4472 Cher(ry)ish the moment 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4473 Why would I be afraid of a tremor? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4474 Why not a watermelon? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4475 I had to go with the cherry. The watermelon kept rolling off. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4476 Are you sure this is a good idea after 3 Old Fashions?” 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4477 You'll miss me either way. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4478 Are you trying to tell me I got fat? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4479 The current situation is not meeting my prior expectations. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4480 'Shouldn't we wait for the apples to grow bigger?' 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4481 'Dumb Doodyhead Trump Campaign App drives a surge in loyalist support with fun, cutting-edge games' - From the Twisted Mind of Andy Borowitz 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4482 I have allergies let’s hope I don’t sneeze. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4483 I knew I shouldn't have lied on my resume 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4484 This is how you tighten your focus? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4485 Father, I should have lied about chopping down the cherry tree. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4486 Watermelon, perhaps? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4487 It's safer this way - I'm allergic to apples. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4488 I hear that large Honeycrisps are all the rage this year. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4489 Uh William, you promised me an apple 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4490 Did you do all your chores today? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4491 What is that colored sphere on the child's head? Satan? Better be sure... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4492 If you can't use a watermelon, how about at least an apple? I'll never Tell, William. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4493 Don't tell, William. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4494 Don’t forget, Mom said the recipe calls for the cherries to be quartered 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4495 The start of the long, convoluted story of how " The Ride of the Valkyries" became the theme song for "The Lone Ranger" 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4496 You never really liked me, did you? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4497 It’s ok dad. Apples arent in season for another two months. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4498 The hubris of William Tell 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4499 You got this! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4500 King Henry 7II gets creative with his sixth wife 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4501 No offense, Pop, but how would you feel about bumping the cherry up to an apple? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4502 I knew climate change was going to effect the apple orchard, but this is ridiculous! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4503 I understand they shortened the overture, too. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4504 Despite the red alert, William can't Tell that he has cherry picked himself a small deathwish. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4505 If you really loved me you would use an apple at least. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4506 I'm worried on so many levels ... mostly metaphorical. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4507 Um, did you ever find your contact lenses? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4508 I would really appreciate your raising the bow a little. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4509 Remember, you missed low with my brother, Dad. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4510 Walter’s father used an apple, I don’t think you understand what losing your cherry really means. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4511 No more lederhosen, I promise! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4512 So, the cherry means I’m not your favorite ? 1.1493 0.06110 67 61 2 4
4513 Okay, I’ll try Android. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4514 Kid, you gotta put the fruit in your mouth and not on your head. You're shaped like a Weeble. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4515 It is trendeth all over the land! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4516 Do tell Tell, don’t you think you should begin with an Apple? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4517 How dumb can you get 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4518 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked the bartender for a “cherry shooter.” 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4519 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4520 It's not my fault the store sells produce before it's ripe. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4521 Apple, apple, ou ass! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4522 I know a better way to fulfill a childhood fantasy 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4523 Wait, wait! Is it Kirschschuss or Apfelschuss? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4524 Daddy, What should I tell Mommy in case you miss? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4525 Dad, are you sure about using a berry? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4526 Don't forget--my turn next! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4527 Why can't you just pick a cherry from a tree, Daddy? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4528 I just remembered that I’m supposed to help Mom wash the windows today! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4529 Ok. I promise not to tell all William. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4530 Don't worry, dad. The other kids got mom's normal neck. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4531 I want 3 times what I charged Uncle William. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4532 Got this bow and arrow for my birthday and thought I'd try it out. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4533 ...You're my first....isn't this how it's done?... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4534 Let's go look for an apple tree. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4535 I promise, I am all jello mold under this cherry! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4536 I just got off the phone with Baba Gnusgh, he said he is looking for a member of the Maraschino family for a photo-shoot. "You know him? "He said the family was the pits." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4537 Can I make a suggestion, Dad? Start with the apple. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4538 Please, god, shoot it quick, I'm deathly allergic to cherries. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4539 Father, what does it mean to get a cease and desist letter from Cupertino? 1.1493 0.04120 67 56 7 1
4540 Might need my tell-o-scope for this.... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4541 You shoot too low and the overture becomes a funeral march. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4542 This is what cherry-picking facts on social media got me into 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4543 I bet you regret having eaten those last two apples, don't you, father? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4544 Relax. If this works the apple will be a cinch. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4545 William, tell me. Shouldn't we first practice with something bigger, like an apple? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4546 How about we start with a watermelon? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4547 Forget about your Lone Ranger theme song, Dad. It doesn’t even get composed for another 500 years! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4548 Progress is coming, Pop, no matter how this turns out. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4549 They run small, but they're very sweet. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4550 I miss understood you when said you "cherry picked" your target 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4551 Don't miss - pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4552 Mummy keeled over. But I think it cured her hiccups. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4553 Cherry On The Top" is the Name of My Nail Color ... Not A Suggestion !!!! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4554 Time to put your money where your mouth is! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4555 Do tell, supposed to be an apple rather than a cherry! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4556 Don't worry Dad. If this thing gets over 10,000 views I'll die happy. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4557 I'd be more comfortable if we stood toe to toe, father. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4558 I'll be George and you'll be Lennie. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4559 No, you're a crab apple! Crab apple, crab apple... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4560 When I said I wanted my cherry popped, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1493 0.05318 67 57 6 2
4561 Is it because I’m the oldest male child, now? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4562 But... but this is a maraschino cherry! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4563 I hope this will go better than the raisin. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4564 So I'm not the apple of your eye, huh Dad? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4565 You do know you can tell the Instacart shopper not to substitute when the store is out of apples, right? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4566 Yo Billy, it’s supposed to be an apple not a cherry tomato, 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4567 I thought you said Crabapple 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4568 Pretty please, without the cherry on top? 1.1493 0.04120 67 59 7 1
4569 If you tell me where you hid my quiver, I’ll use an apple instead of that cherry. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4570 Split it down the middle and IPad will fall out. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4571 Dad, I couldn’t find any apples but I did find a cherry. Will it do? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4572 We're out of apples. But don't worry. I've got this. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4573 Health insurance? Believe me as a Gen Z I am just glad to have a job in this economy 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4574 Surely there's a better way to pit this. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4575 Cherry-o 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4576 Hold still. This may require several Mulligans 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4577 Afterwards you and I are going to have an Orange. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4578 C'mon, what's your hurry? Apples are ripe next month! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4579 OK, so we did the Apple; this time you might want to duck if I say, “oops!”. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4580 Hold still. I’ve done this before with an apple. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4581 I’m nervous too honey. I’m going to close my eyes, let me know when it’s over. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4582 How about switching places... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4583 Please don't pop my cherry! I'm saving it for my fiance! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4584 I beg of you, PLEASE let me get your glasses. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4585 Dad, hum a few bars so the Lone Ranger can come rescue me. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4586 Did you take your allergy medicine? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4587 Is this why they call the sport 'A-Cherry'? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4588 But I thought you were bringing the apple. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4589 After the cherry,a sunflower seed,the cherry on top. 1.1493 0.04637 67 59 5 2
4590 Dad,on second thought,I think a time-out is a fitting punishment. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4591 There must be an easier way to dice an apple. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4592 Dad, can we please talk about this. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4593 What do you say we listen to that Overture once more and get those nerves a little steadier? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4594 What’s next Dad, a pea? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4595 I see nothing funny about this. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4596 Heather said he gotsta go 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4597 Sorry I told Mommy you were having sex with the sheep. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4598 You've hit my apple, now pop my cherry. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4599 Yes Mr. President, whatever you say. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4600 Quarantine hobby #427 shows promising results for breaking the monotony. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4601 'If you're going to shoot at my head then at least make sure this is shot on video, too.' 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4602 Cherry-ish in the moment 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4603 Republican National Convention 2024 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4604 Dad, are you sure this is how ar-chery works? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4605 Even if you hit the tiny cherry you will not win the caption contest. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4606 If I make it I'll be his hero, if I miss I'll be my own 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4607 Your my first 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4608 Worst time to tell him I'm color blind 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4609 ehmm, bow-regulation is not an option little brat, i gave the apples to the NRA 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4610 Lack of commitment to the sweet target ahead could end up sourly. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4611 Thought we’d give the big apple some rest from any form of attack🍎 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4612 2020. Year of the cherry 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4613 ‘Hey dad I know you love chocolate cherries let me make some for you and I can pop it down the devils hole’ 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4614 I’m sorry honey, we’d have to be rich to qualify for large apple loans. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4615 Mom said we are out of apples 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4616 Can I really play Valorant after that, Daddy? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4617 Robinhood ensured Little John that he had been practicing(social distancing) all week... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4618 That's some wild cherry on top 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4619 It wouldn’t feel so small if the artist proportioned humans realistically 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4620 No, you should be fine without a helmet. Only about 4% of people die from this. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4621 Well, it’s too late back out now. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4622 It's not gonna hurt sweetheart(hopefully) 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4623 What? I just want to cherrysh you! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4624 it just looks small on my head. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4625 You shelled out for the crossbow MasterClass; time to see if it was worth it. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4626 This won’t hurt at all. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4627 'Relax, after your brothers, i think i've got this now' 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4628 Go for it Pops! Hit the cherry, make us merry! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4629 Why are exams always so much harder than study material? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4630 King Cherry On Top asks, "Will Jay be Joining us?" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4631 But the details are important. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4632 Are you sure the time is ripe? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4633 Troubleshooting In Middle Ages 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4634 Would it kill you to be seasonally inappropriate? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4635 You're telling me now that this is a hack you read on the internet about removing cherry pits? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4636 You really should get over of your envy of my dad, Uncle John. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4637 Papa, relax. This is how mama cuts my hair. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4638 I'm sorry, but this was supposed to be B&W only. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4639 Was this cherry determined to be free of red dye #40? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4640 Now, which end of the bow do I hold? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4641 Betcha could't hit the broad side of that town over there. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4642 the cherry is on top of my head 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4643 Alternatively, I could use a paring knife. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4644 Sure I trust you. I just have a personal preference for grapefruit. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4645 well if this isn't the cherry on top of murdering my own child 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4646 Sorry, I couldn’t give that apple to my teacher on first day of school, only because school is still in online due to Covid-19. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4647 Swiss porn. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4648 Hah! Top this Bill Tell! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4649 My father, the one-trick pony. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4650 Miss and you’ll never find work here again. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4651 The apples were way too overpriced. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4652 I may look like a sundae, but isn’t this Saturday?” Will Hunter, Plymouth M 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4653 Is this your first time? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4654 This was the only thing left in the fruit bowl. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4655 Okay, I admit that global warming has done a number on the apple trees. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4656 Were they outta watermelons? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4657 I think an apple would have more cross-culture appeal. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4658 No, not my cherry! I said,'You can't hit that aerie. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4659 Pray tell father, what did you do to upset the King so much? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4660 Please don't, pretty please with a cherry on top. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4661 You got a problem wit' it? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4662 I pitty your cherry." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4663 If you agree to clean your room for a month,we can use the pumpkin. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4664 Does this have anything to do with the disappearance of Matthew and Richard? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4665 It's not supposed to be a CRABapple! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4666 This isn't what 'popping your cherry' means. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4667 That cherry won't save you this time. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4668 Wait until the kids at school hear how I lost my cherry! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4669 Double or nothing! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4670 So, when are you getting Lasik? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4671 I imagined a size of 11 or 12 but this turned to be an SE. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4672 can't we just do this virtually? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4673 Dad, we should be wearing our Covid masks. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4674 I told you not to make that apple pie. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4675 we may need to rethink the target. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4676 Should have stayed in parents basement instead 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4677 Next week is the semi-finals and Simon Cowell wants me to up my game . 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4678 Just in case, Papa, let's wait 'til Jacoby und Meyers get here with the papers. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4679 Aim small, miss small...right? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4680 Please tell me you said "apple," not "cherry." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4681 I'm just saying it seems late in the season to find a cherry. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4682 I’m sorry, everyone’s hoarding apples. This is all they had left. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4683 Don't confuse me with a hot fudge sundae because I agreed to be your sweetie, Sean. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4684 yeah,so..next time its gonna be a pea off your nose if tour Mom's lover don't come across with some Child support.. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4685 Wait, I saw some apples down the path, I will go get you one! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4686 Do me a favor Dad and use the target laser. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4687 What say we go with a canteloupe, Dad? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4688 I strongly suggest we wait until Fall for this one, Dad. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4689 Either way it’s likely to be an explosive day in neighborhood. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4690 Okay, the Lone Ranger stole your theme song. But, Papa, you're no Tonto. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4691 It's not my fault you can't grow bigger apples… 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4692 Could you move a little closer, Bill 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4693 Dad, everyone is already doing it on TicTok. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4694 I'm waiting for the Lone Ranger. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4695 I'm hungry. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4696 Smile as I take the shot! 1.1471 0.03484 68 59 9 0
4697 The America's Got Talent judges said we needed more danger for the semi-finals. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4698 Just so you know, I did ask your mom for an apple. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4699 I need a bigger arrow! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4700 This was the biggest apple I could find, what with climate change..... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4701 My brother couldn't be here. He has soccer practice. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4702 Yeah? I dare you. I double dog dare you. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4703 Why you looking at me like that dad? I really haven't been out of the house all day. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4704 So this is how you lose your cherry? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4705 Her gravestone read, "At least she didn't have it the worst" 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4706 I saw this once on Youtube... what the worst that can happen... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4707 What are the odds? It’s an heirloom orchard. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4708 No longer interested in popping my cherry? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4709 Yes, another time and another and another until we have enough for the pie! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4710 You didn’t tell me you are colorblind when I agreed to this... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4711 Ok Dad, OKAY, maybe the pumpkin was too big... Let's compromise; how about something like an apple?!?! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4712 Are you sure a pumpkin wouldn't be a better target? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4713 It's seasonal. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4714 Um you know it's William Tell who does the apple trick and not..." "Shut up and shoot, Robin. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4715 One day, your children's children, will oppose background checks for archers. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4716 Pops, you say you love me but the crossbow says otherwise. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4717 Dad, I thought this is supposed to be an apple. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4718 On the other hand, nobody would ever know......... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4719 I'm O.K. with the concept, but how about we go with a bigger apple and a smaller arrow? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4720 My plan is to start small, then work up to the larger fruits. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4721 Do I have time to pin up my hair? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4722 The parenting book says this is good for developing grit. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4723 Whose idea was this again? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4724 Wasn’t that supposed to be an apple? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4725 Don't worry. 100 years from now this won't even be front page news. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4726 Maybe we shouldn't start small this time. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4727 What do you mean, gravitational force? You're in the wrong cartoon kid. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4728 For $10 more I'll add yodeling. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4729 It’s organic! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4730 Next we can try a banana split!" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4731 It’s a maraschino so you’ll want to preserve the stem. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4732 Dad, this is the cherry from the tree you cannot William Tell a lie about chopping down. It's lucky. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4733 The apple domain name was already taken 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4734 I wish they'd told me the type of fruit in advance. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4735 It’s probably safer than bobbing for apples 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4736 But I thought the honeymoon started after the wedding. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4737 I’m just saying, they look like lederhosen. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4738 are you sure you want me to do this? i’m the worst archer in the village. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4739 I pictured you smaller I guess—weren’t those overalls the last time we tried this? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4740 What happened to hello? How are you? My name is... What happened to that? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4741 This is because I went to Medieval Times with Mom's new boyfriend, isn't it? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4742 What do you your mean colour blind? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4743 You can blame your mother, she says we need more bonding time 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4744 Is this a dream? Tell me this is a dream. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4745 it will only hurt in a specific and limited way 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4746 Don't worry! This is not a cherry. This is a genetically modified apple! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4747 William Tell's children who survived their childhood continue to thank their mother for finally planting an apple tree. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4748 Who is she 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4749 I’ve got another cherry if you want one, Mr Robin Hood. No need for violence.” 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4750 Sorry, I really can’t do it. You fail to inspire confidence. The outfit certainly doesn’t help 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4751 This’ll be the cherry on top for 2020. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4752 Ok Lars, on the count of three, jump. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4753 This will teach you the difference between an apple and cherry 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4754 apples from certified organic farming are smaller but way more sustainable 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4755 Home schooling during lock down 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4756 'Come on son, William Tell already used an apple, we have to step up our game' 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4757 Stop saying you cherry-ish me. Now isn’t the time to be cute, Steve. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4758 Go ahead, 2020, hit me baby one more time. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4759 I hope you’ve downloaded the latest software update to that thing. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4760 I'm sorry son, your mother said no explosives for the gender reveal party 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4761 Breathing is everything. Focus on your breath. Be the arrow. Become the cherry. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4762 William Jr. was quickly coming to understand why apples were said to keep the doctor away. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4763 It's a win win Steve! Either you make the shot or I miss this year's election. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4764 Wrong metaphor!! "With a cherry on top" is when you finish off a dessert. I prefer an apple or a pumpkin. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4765 Fine, I'll admit Between Two Ferns doesn't work as a movie. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4766 Dad, for the last time, Mom said “THIS is the cherry on top,” not “PUT a cherry on top!” 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4767 I should trust a guy with a deadly weapon who doesn't know the difference between a crabapple and a McIntosh? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4768 Ok, I get it...you think Spotify is better! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4769 What happens if you miss? Well, Mr. Tell, you can try my brother with the apple. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4770 That William Tell guy didn't aim high enough. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4771 OK, this was a bad idea 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4772 I think we need another day on waffles before we attempt this. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4773 Not a good choice?? I liked the color... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4774 If you miss won’t TELL. Iwon.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4775 Can we try this with a watermelon instead? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4776 Oh, Dad, don’t ya think you oughta wear your glasses? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4777 Jeffrey Epstein takes a young girl's cherry 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4778 You’re probably right, but when I DO hit it, it’ll go viral on Youtube. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4779 Aren’t we supposed to start with an apple? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4780 But you got my cherry last year!!! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4781 You’re cross with me , aren’t you? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4782 If you make this shot I’ll be pretty pleased. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4783 Look Dad, if you want to make it as an influencer, you've got to take some risks. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4784 You couldn't possibly shoot this cute little sundae. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4785 Apples were sold out. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4786 I don't want to walk all the way over to the apple orchard - just use this... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4787 Imagine how many followers we'll have! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4788 You wouldn't shoot a sundae, would you? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4789 My final meal request is a plate of potato pancakes with Apfelschuss. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4790 How about we just go with the apple and you take a few steps back? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4791 Apples are for pussies 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4792 First say "Pretty please" 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4793 What's the worst that could happen? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4794 Any chance we could use a watermelon? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4795 Let’s wait for Apple season pops. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4796 Step-father William. Why did you pick a Crab apple ? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4797 You can try with an apple, but no way are you using a cherry. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4798 From your perspective, does this look easy to do? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4799 I have an apple corer. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4800 Why do we need to use the crabapple? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4801 Isn't this what my therapist calls 'male domination'? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4802 Dad, I am thinking a nice Granny Smith would make a better target than a Crabapple 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4803 Don't shoot, take my cherry" 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4804 Child protective services is on their way. I told them about your episode of toxic masculinity. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4805 Remember, they're revamping the curriculum to emphasize STEM. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4806 Pray thee, an apple, not a cherry. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4807 Eff you, dad. I'm gonna put this tiny apple on my head and wear it like a hat for the rest of the year, and there's nothin' you can do about it! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4808 I know you're good, Dad, but how about an apple, a BIG one? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4809 If I am the apple of your eye, you'd better squint. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4810 Next we'll try a grape 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4811 Sorry bud, that's how Shirley Temple rolls. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4812 But Dad, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4813 Be glad I wasn't in the mood for a blueberry. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4814 Dad, I hope your are having deep religious insights. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4815 Look,we're all getting sick of dista 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4816 Land it on Mt. Fuji and I'll give you back your cherry. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4817 Smile , please ! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 6 1
4818 Any negative outcomes? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4819 Yes, I know you are my last son. I feel lucky today. Besides, I hate cherries. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4820 Cheer up! It could have been worse. It could have been a pea instead of a jelly bean. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4821 Daddy, where are your glasses. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4822 Perhaps that 'end of the road' motif might provide a better perspective? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4823 Betcha can't do a blueberry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4824 Sorry Kid, network says the ratings are down. Be grateful I talked them out of the pea idea 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4825 Apples are old news—I just thought we could level up your game. Unless you're too chicken... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4826 Hold on a sec Dad. I'll have to change it to a Trump hairstyle. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4827 Shoot a dear. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4828 The fruit will get progressively smaller each time. Shut up and shoot at the damn cherry! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4829 Did I mention Pumpkins are back? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4830 Wait a sec...Aren’t you supposed to tie the stem with your tongue? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4831 You're not giving me confidence vibes I was hoping for. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4832 Stand a bit closer.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4833 Not good enough to have an audience I see . 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4834 Hasta la vista, bebe. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4835 What say we use a watermelon, dad? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4836 Did you say pretty please? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4837 Dad, I was only kidding when I said you'd lost your touch. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4838 Papa... If you were going to be broad with your interpretation, why not choose a pineapple rather than a crabapple? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4839 Quarantine isn't big enough for the both of us, and you know very well it was your turn to do the dishes. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4840 Ah, what a shame to pop her cherry at such a young age. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4841 The choice of fruit here is 'splitting hairs'? Really? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4842 You call this an overture? 1.1406 0.05395 64 55 5 2
4843 Dad, I think it's supposed to be an apple not a cherry, right? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4844 Disclaimer...my shot might not be quite as accurate as I led on in my tinder profile 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4845 I am only let you do this because you've been drinking. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4846 I know you want to be great pops, but your choice of fruit to shoot is sublime! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4847 Do you have a bigger apple? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4848 That feels pretty lightweight, for an apple! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4849 Don't you get my point? I wanted a Sunday 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4850 Thanks for waiting on such a long line of volunteers. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4851 Could you please just hum ‘You’re the Apple of My Eye’ ... and without tapping your feet? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4852 Dad, I swear I didn’t eat the last apple. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4853 Sir, I think you need to re-read the legend. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4854 Yes, I guess an apple might work. What about a pumpkin? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4855 I won't tell that you practiced with a cherry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4856 Considering the season, wouldn't a pumpkin be more appropriate? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4857 Don’t worry, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4858 Wait, Stupid. They said use an apple. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4859 Your mother always thought Sundae was such a cute name. I think she should have chosen Fuji instead. That would make things so much easier! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4860 It's called a crossbow because I get cross when I miss. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4861 Uncle William, are the cherry trees still in bloom on Mount Fuji? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4862 I'm adopted, I KNOW IT! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4863 They were out of apples, but you’re really good at this .. right? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4864 I would have asked you to shoot the apple if it wasn't not 2020 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4865 Wait! Are you getting my good TikTok angle? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4866 Apples aren't in season. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4867 You wanted me to relax, right? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4868 Dad, my scout knife would cut it. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4869 Does it really matter if it’s organic”? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4870 Pretend I’m a sundae and get this garbage off of me. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4871 Be brave-- I really have a hankering for a Manhattan. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4872 Apple schmapple! This is going viral either way! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4873 I’m afraid this was the only socially-distanced activity that got approved by the Lost Boys Initiation Club this year 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4874 Either way it goes, that was the last apple I’ll ever eat. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4875 Don't worry Daddy, it will stick 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4876 And you’re not wearing your contacts? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4877 So...what’s this about your trust issues, son?” Mary Sobers, Rutherford, N 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4878 They were out of apples, but this should work, right? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4879 Can you Tell the difference? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4880 Why a _crab_apple??? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4881 William Tell was a phony, so are you! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4882 You couldn't find a bigger one? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4883 Couldn't you find a bigger piece of fruit? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4884 Or, you could apologize and bow to the Duke's hat 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4885 Hold still, I wouldn't want to harm the cherry. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4886 Is it too late to mention I’m colorblind? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4887 I'm not arguing that the cherry groves aren't more scenic, I just can't help but think this activity would be better suited for the pumpkin patch. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4888 No, if you don't hit my face, that will be the cherry on top. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4889 I'm really good, but could'ja get a bigger apple? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4890 What kind of fertilizer did you give the apple tree? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4891 Papa, did you bring the cherry by mistake? It'll take me a minute to run back & get the apple, OK?" The son fears that his Papa may have failed his last "EYE-Q" test 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4892 Come on put the blind fold on. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4893 William Tell me that's not a cherry on top of my head. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4894 I thought you said gym would be “virtual” this year, Dad. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4895 Mr. Ah Bing, copycat, with apologies to Mr. Bill Tell. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4896 This isn't how mom makes applesauce. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4897 Hope the new endorsement pays out. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4898 Maybe you should put a watermelon on top instead of the cherry! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4899 What's next, Pop? A tiny cranberry? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4900 COULD U JUST TURN TO THE LEFT A LITTLE ? ? ? 1.1406 0.04654 64 58 4 2
4901 IT's the first day of school 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4902 Shouldn't you have some extra arrows just in case you miss? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4903 Enough applesauce 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4904 Sir, Legend has it that it was an apple not a cherry upon my head! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4905 Are you sure you don’t need glasses? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4906 How about doing a pumpkin instead? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4907 I cannot fathom anything more pleading than "pretty please", can you, father? Father? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4908 On second thought, Cedric, I'm really impressed with your ability to balance a cherry on your bulbous head. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4909 Dad, this would be a great time to play a classic overture. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4910 I think I’d be more comfortable with a watermelon. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4911 The script calls for an apple dad. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4912 As long as I get the cherry. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4913 Too bad Mom ate the last watermelon yesterday! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4914 I thought the cherry was going to be on top of the sundae. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4915 they told me you were out for my cherry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4916 Be careful, the cherry pit might ricochet. An apple would be safer. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4917 Classic case of “Head too big and Apple too small” 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4918 Would you like to see how I learned to balance a honeydew melon on my head yesterday? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4919 Women: "Hit me with your best shot!" 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4920 I think that cherry is too small. Can we try an apple? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4921 ...and that is how the band the Cherry Poppin' Daddies got their name. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4922 Look, Lars, every great surgeon had to do their first surgery on someone. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4923 I hear that my cousin,William Tell, used an apple. Biiig deal! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4924 Don’t be so obstinate, nobody needs to know if you use a watermelon instead. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4925 hopefully I am still the cherry of your eye 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4926 Kirsch me quickly 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4927 They were out of apples but you're so close the cherry is probably a bigger target anyway 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4928 I hear many people are saying the cherry tree story is fake news. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4929 Father, I know you said an apple, but then I remembered that cherries are your favorite! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4930 May I suggest an apple instead. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4931 Is this why you named me Sondae? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4932 Dad, I'll promise to be good 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4933 I'm not a hot-fudge sundae, Daddy. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4934 I don't think it's appropriate for you to pop my cherry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4935 Uhhh--you did bring your glasses, right? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4936 When child support gets way too expensive 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4937 In a different universe somewhere, we're getting chocolate ice cream in the park. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4938 Ever thought about going with a Macintosh apple? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4939 What is this...Kansas!? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4940 An apple will be a cinch after this... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4941 What is this big piggy? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4942 Pretend I'm a hot fudge sundae. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4943 I can easily balance a watermelon for you 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4944 There once was an archer from France, looks at his target somewhat askance. To shoot a cherry off a head without killing dead? The kid in lederhosen might crap his pants. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4945 Are you sure you signed the disclaimer, young man? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4946 Showen Tell is now serving a life sentence for manslaughter as he failed to hit the cherry on Dian Tell's head. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4947 Are you sure this is what "pretty please with a cherry on top" means? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4948 I hate cherry season. Feels more like “Walter season”. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4949 Choose your poison. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4950 In over your head 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4951 an unlikely choice between mastery or family? still, the kid looks cocky. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4952 Try it William, and I'll tell! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4953 Go ahead and shoot. The skeptical rationalism of the postmodern mind to come won't care if it's a cherry or a pumpkin. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4954 Apples were more expensive. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4955 How about rescheduling to a different season? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4956 Climate change shrunk it. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4957 Mom hid the apples in the cellar. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4958 Wait, who asked for a "a cherry on top?" 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4959 Can’t we do this on Zoom instead? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4960 But Papa, I am sorry I stole the cherry from the pie. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4961 Before we start, do you have any food allergies? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4962 Can I recommend a dartboard? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4963 I heard you were good. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4964 Yep, it is a crab apple, is that going to be a problem? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4965 Please, tell me your name is William Tell and that you haven’t forgotten your glasses! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4966 I know, but it isn't apple season yet 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4967 Remember, just one shot and no more lederhosen for Billy. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4968 Stretch goal 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4969 Let’s make it double or nothing. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4970 So, uh, what happened to the last guy that was hired? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4971 Who picked that apple? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4972 I should also mention, I'm colourblind.. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4973 It was the first time I ever heard the song. I don’t even like Coldplay. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4974 Dad, a pumpkin or even an apple would be more believable. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4975 Why do you always feel inferior to uncle Bill? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4976 Don’t take this the wrong way, Dad, but aren’t you allowed to use an apple? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4977 Pretty please hit the cherry on top. 1.1406 0.04654 64 58 4 2
4978 Don’t pull a Burroughs dad 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4979 So, about that comment I made about your skirt...I mean kilt. It actually is quite becoming on you, and it DOESN'T make your thighs look fat. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4980 It's not my fault you lost all your money trading apple stock options,Robin. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4981 Can you please put your glasses on! 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4982 You said I was the apple of your eye 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4983 Isn't it a little dangerous to do this without masks? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4984 Father, there’s no Tell’ing the success this stunt will bring our family. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4985 We make holes in cheese, Daddy, now holes in apple. Overture to a great Swiss meal! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4986 This is our last chance to go viral on TikTok 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4987 What do you mean you have to go wee wee? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4988 These tiny non-GMO apples make it very much unfair 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4989 You really want your son to be the first known casualty of buying local? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4990 Uh, Dad! Do you think we could use an apple instead of a cherry? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4991 Did you see the thank you note? It said 'From the Lone Ranger'. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4992 Sir William was beginning to regret his midnight feast at the orchard. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4993 Mr. Tell bought the last apple. This was the best I could do. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4994 Hurry Papa, you have your optometrist appointment this afternoon. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4995 And this will be our cherry-topper . . . 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4996 Should we just do this without the cherry? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4997 You sure size is not important? I am only 4 foot tall. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4998 But you never said I was the cherry of your of of your eye. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4999 and STILL you want to use the crabapple 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5000 Are we still having fun, Mr. Tell? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5001 I really think we should run this by mommy first! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5002 Aw, come on, dad... that's just your micropsia talking again. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5003 I'd like to wait until apples are in season 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5004 Dad, I suggest a bigger fruit. We don't want your Overture to be in a minor key. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5005 Here dad, shoot this just like you shot the dragon right in the eye! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5006 If you can hit the cherry, you have earned me as your bride. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5007 But Dad, Mom said to use an apple! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5008 Don't worry, it's my first time, too. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5009 Well, trust issue is not always a bad thing 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5010 When discussion about burning issues become lesser and lesser, we need to be an archer 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5011 Times are tough, ya know. Cutbacks. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5012 That's right, son. Cowards, bullies and liars can't become king. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5013 But dad you said your eyesight is getting worse with age!..... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5014 Unfortunately for William Jr., his fruit to head size ratio was much lower. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5015 It is time for the pop your cherry, son. 1.1406 0.04654 64 58 4 2
5016 Trust me, I’m extremely good at this, just the best 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5017 As I told your Mother, bless her memory, don’t flinch. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5018 Are you sure this how you make a Shirley Temple? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5019 There's no need to worry - sure we're six feet apart! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5020 But dad I thought we came out to play baseball 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5021 « Downsizing » 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5022 meanders of etymology: popping the cherry in the times of Wilhelm Tell 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5023 You hear about that new law in this state that bans abortion? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5024 2020 knowing it won't hit the apple - he's kinda sorry though 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5025 All this BS because I didn’t want to greet a hat! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5026 So this is what they meant when they said popping my cherry would hurt. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5027 I hope your aim rivals your beard game, Mr., are there extra cherries? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5028 Sorry, cherries were the only fruit in season at the farmer's market. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5029 Are you sure your teacher said this was your homework assignment on Zoom today? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5030 Robin Hood reluctantly pops Little John’s cherry 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5031 What a pity shooting this little cherry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5032 DO NOT WORRY; I AM ABLE TO BLACK & WHITE OUT ALL DISTRACTIONS . . . . 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5033 My therapist says that I'm too much of a people pleaser. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5034 I specifically asked for apples, I even said pretty please.. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5035 okay, you PINKY SWEAR there’s a grizzly bear right behind me?? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5036 I’ll make you an apple pie if you put away your weapons. 1.1406 0.04380 64 54 9 0
5037 I imagined my first time being a tad more romantic to be honest Tim 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5038 Hold still. This will only hurt a pit. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5039 Wait, you signed up for the Heidi excursion? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5040 But William Tell wasn’t that good, son... 1.1406 0.04654 64 58 4 2
5041 Oh, this is nothing. I’ll do a blueberry next. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5042 Please daddy, pretty please! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5043 Can we use a bigger fruit? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5044 Let’s see if you hit the spot this time. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5045 You have pissed me off for the last time, cherry lad. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5046 William Teller, Penn's less successful brother, never made history. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5047 Daddy are you quite sure there are no apple trees nearby? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5048 We’ll tell mum you tripped and fell 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5049 I know this is good for my heart rate, but maybe I should just eat the apple 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5050 It’s safer than wearing a mask. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5051 Are you sure you don’t believe in helmets? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5052 Ew... I think one landed on my head. Quick, shoot it off. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5053 It's testing times dear, even Daddy has to upskill. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5054 Try not to cut my bangs any shorter 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5055 ONEEACH 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5056 Now if you lose weight and I get glasses, the odds are about even... 1.1406 0.03427 64 56 8 0
5057 We have to use whatever nature offers, when there's no new apples around, Robin Hood VII" (Robin Hood the seventh). 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5058 Son: "if you miss, you don't have worry about me telling mom about this little experiment" 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5059 I haven’t had this much fun since the hog ate my little brother! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5060 the only reason i’m volunteering is because of the current state of the world 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5061 And then finally, the wine pours down the mountain right into the glass. You’ll see. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5062 Alright, Sunday, move a little to the left 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5063 That’s a cherry. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5064 Are you sure you want to do this now? My glasses haven't arrived yet and you're a blur. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5065 No don’t need to do anything else. It’s 2020 and we are already in Instagram. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5066 Umm Dad, this isn’t what I meant by “Pretty please with a cherry on top..” 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5067 I swear William, you better not Tell Mom... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5068 Screw it, I'm going to Denver. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5069 Don’t worry about it 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5070 But we don’t have any apples, just this cherry. Why? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5071 The AGT judges wanted me to “up my game” 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5072 Don’t tell her you’re colorblind. Just don’t do it. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5073 It started as a makeup vlog but recently, my content has been lacking. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5074 The apple is too easy. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5075 Wait, where’s you’re face mask? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5076 This hurts me more than it hurts you! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5077 Isaac had it worse with Abraham, now quit moving. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5078 I dare you, Harold. Shoot me in the eye. You’re not man enough to. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5079 How can I miss you if you won’t go away? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5080 Isn't it supposed to be an apple instead of a cherry? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5081 What do you mean we, kemo sabe? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5082 I'm Jonathan Knox-shire, and this is Jackarse. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5083 Tell me again Dad, why can't we start with the watermelon? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5084 I think you've confused Isaac Newton with George Washington. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5085 Dad, seriously. I went along with the apple thing to amuse you. But a cherry? Not gonna happen. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5086 How can I trust a man who doesn't even wear a mask? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5087 A cherry? No, son, it's still an apple, you've just gotten bigger. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5088 Come closer, but put on a mask. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5089 The store ran out of apples. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5090 Inflation ! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5091 Dad, are you sure it’s the new iPhone? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5092 But honey, you don't have your glasses on. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5093 Are you sure mother didn't say 'loot some cherry bread?' 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5094 Billy ate all the apples. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5095 Can't we just do the apple challenge like everyone else? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5096 My name is Alfie. Today's lesson is: never trust a stranger. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5097 Ok, ok, you’ve made your point! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5098 How many times do I have to tell you? Hold the cherry between your teeth. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5099 I know you said ‘apple’, but my girlfriend told me size didn’t matter. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5100 Son, where is the apple? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5101 Okay, that was pretty good. But now let's see if you can do that with a cherry. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5102 You may want to close your eyes 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5103 Don’t panic, it is nothing and will be gone by Spring 1.1385 0.04317 65 55 9 0
5104 This is the first I've heard of a cherry-apple! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5105 Please don’t go around telling everyone that I tried multiple times to pop your cherry. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5106 What part of "apple" don't you grok, dumbfrock? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5107 Papa, you forgot your eyeglasses 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5108 Dad, I was only kidding about the fondue! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5109 'How did you know that cherries were on sale?' 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5110 I like to stick to what’s in season. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5111 He misunderstood. I said Cherie, please. Not cherry, please. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5112 Would you consider letting me trade up to an apple? Or, better, maybe a pineapple? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5113 Did you not read the fifty fourth page of the “Terms of Use” you agreed to for that electric scooter you’re too young to rent? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5114 Sorry Son, I was looking for a Granny Smith in Küssnacht , but they were all out. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5115 Do not shoot the tree, Do not shoot the tree!" What so ever I don't want shoot the tree 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5116 It's supposed to be an apple, stupid! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5117 Hey Dad, I just remembered I have to do my homework! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5118 Shouldn't we use an apple rather than a cherry? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5119 Are you familiar with the phrase, 'discretion is the better part of valor?' 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5120 And a cherry on top. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5121 Rally. Aim. Vote. Bull'seye. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5122 Mother said I ate too much of the apple strudel, and so we would have to make do with this cherry. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5123 If I get any closer you'll have to put a mask on." 😷😷 1.1385 0.03004 65 59 5 1
5124 But otherwise my skill will have no real word applications. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5125 Technically, having an apple on your head is a preexisting condition. If you die from this, it won't really be a death by arrow. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5126 Just take the cherry for your cake topping - it's a win - win! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5127 The apple got axed. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5128 To trust and be trusted is one of life’s greatest endeavors. I trust you won’t be mad if I miss..... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5129 I was thinking more like a watermelon. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5130 What do you mean by 'the good type of carbs'? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5131 Er,Dad, I think it's supposed to be an apple. Not a cherry. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5132 The apple-shot was too easy? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5133 Wouldn't an apple be more badass? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5134 Trust me - no one will remember the apple - you have to go with a cherry. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5135 I don't care; my daddy said I don't have to wear no mask! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5136 I thought cherries were George Washington’s thing. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5137 Tap dance or stay still?" 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5138 Mum said she would rather you took up fishing as your new hobby 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5139 Just so you know, I only purchase organic. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5140 Damn! I’m so sick of home schooling, this is hard! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5141 And the reason you want to do this? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5142 The apple was just my overture. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5143 Maybe a watermelon? Or something? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5144 Should I feel it in the pit of my stomach too? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5145 Liechtenstein is much smaller than Switzerland 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5146 Dad, I thought you said "Pineapple." 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5147 It's a regular one. I just have an enormous head. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5148 You are downplaying this. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5149 Are you absolutely sure a double-trill yodel won't satisfy him? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5150 Just thinking a crabapple is a bad idea. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5151 If you just act confident and downplay the severity of things they often turn out to be okay 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5152 How Little Boy Blue got his name. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5153 Dad, maybe you could get a pineapple? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5154 He wasn't kidding when he said this was the cherry on top. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5155 That’s not an apple it’s a cherry - pervert 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5156 Voter: I can't go wrong again, my little Brazil United States 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5157 Lost your nerve, daddy? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5158 Don't shoot me in the knee 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5159 Father, I understand the look but aren't you overreacting? All I said is we could lose a little weight. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5160 Do tell, please. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5161 And you’re sure doing this daily will keep the doctor away? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5162 My late brother had a good idea of starting with a apple instead of a cherry. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5163 You’re not very smart, are you? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5164 Are you doing this so that I will never have to 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5165 Mom says your not that good. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5166 C'mon, Dad, any rube can hit an apple, but a cherry, well... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5167 Isn’t this the cherry on top 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5168 When you asked "Apple, cherry, or watermelon?" perhaps you could have been a bit more specific. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5169 I can't do it, I don't have my glasses. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5170 At this point of the year I’d rather you miss the cherry 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5171 I was hoping for a bigger target. Like an apple. But I suppose that will do. Practice makes perfect. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5172 Don't worry, when this vid goes viral the cash'll come rollin' in. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5173 On this episode of Tells trick shot tutorial, how to not shoot a child! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5174 Cherry on top of 2020 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5175 Please stop yelling “pop my cherry father!” 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5176 Could you also hop on one leg? I need to practise performing under pressure. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5177 William S. Burroughs? Never heard of him.” # 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5178 Where are GMOs when you need them? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5179 Keep Calm and Cherry On 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5180 It is okay, son. Think about the economy" 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5181 Alright so aim for the cherry this time. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5182 „don’t move, otherwise I’ll hit the cherry” 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5183 Father, what do you mean, Uncle Will was a pussy? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5184 I just realized the gravity of the situation. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5185 You opted for a cherry, why not a watermelon? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5186 Mom said to tell you, 'If this doesn't go well you can forget your plans for tonight.' What did you have planned, Daddy? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5187 An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5188 When you said I was cherry-picked, I didn't know this is what you meant I was picked for. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5189 Make this shot Dad, and we’ll be performing in Las Vegas before you know it. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5190 0h Yeah? Well Father, I bet you can’t hit it. How’s that, “Mr. You’ve Always Been A Disappointment To Me”. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5191 'You might want to stand a little closer.' 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5192 Papa, methinks I felt a downdraft 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5193 When I said you only have one shot to seize everything you ever wanted, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5194 I said "a cherry on top of a sundae" not "to be someday shot at with a cherry on top." 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5195 You're telling me that the poor cannot give back one apple? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5196 Uh,Dad! Can we use an apple instead of this cherry? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5197 She said an apple dad, an apple". 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5198 Now say, "I'm William Tell and this is Jackass." 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5199 Dad, could we find a bigger apple? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5200 A cherry on top isn't the only surprise. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5201 I didn't know Moore's Law applied to apples. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5202 Look.....there is a bird that’s about to poop on your head 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5203 Wait, a cherry a day keeps the doctor away sounds wrong. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5204 Are you gonna pop my cherry? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5205 You got it wrong -- it's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5206 What? I’m allergic to apples. That would be dangerous. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5207 ...and you promise that if you miss, you’ll kiss it and make it better? Uh... Ya... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5208 To hell with your little challenges, Father. I refuse to pace to and fro and quack like a duck. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
5209 Dad, William Tell used an apple, not a cherry. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5210 When apples are out of season. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5211 Don't worry, you raised me as a Tell not a telltale. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5212 Where am I supposed to get a pumpkin in place of that cherry? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5213 Don't muddle it. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5214 Listen Carl! If you can't do this, how do you expect to find me a new mother? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5215 This makes absolutely no sense".. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5216 To paraphrase a great artist: You're young and I'm scrappy and hungry, so I am not throwin' away my shot. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5217 Dad, you know this doesn't end well for you, right? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5218 Um, Dad, Apple, not maraschino cherry. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5219 A cherry instead of an apple? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5220 I understand, Daddy, but I didn’t get to vote for him, so this is the only skin I have in the game. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5221 Alright, Dad, now show me what you REALLY got... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5222 Looks like the weather is turning cooler, perhaps this shall be our last hike for this Year. Enjoy it while you can! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5223 If not a melon, how about an apple? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5224 I liked the apple better. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5225 You are a Shirley Temple, aren't you? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5226 Who's this Robinhood guy again? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5227 Go ahead, it's just like cheery picking. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5228 But Dad, can't you wait till the apples ripen? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5229 Dad, could I stand under the grapefruit tree instead? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5230 CosPlay is getting real. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5231 I’ve always been spot-on with apples; never tried a cherry. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5232 Excuse me, sir. I thought we discussed a Nerf gun. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5233 Somehow I had a different picture of how you were going to pop my cherry. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5234 This apple sure is light. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5235 There has to be a better way to take off the stem on these things. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5236 Let’s be real careful how we hashtag this video. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5237 When you mentioned a cherry on top, I thought you were referring to an ice cream sundae. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5238 Don't move. Except to behind the tree. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5239 Why did you use an apple with my brother? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5240 I said "apple" Scherrie, not Cherry 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5241 Its all optical illusions 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5242 Claus hesitated and thought, maybe using a crab apple may not have been the wisest choice afterall. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5243 I said blindfolded! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5244 Is this what it means to “pop someone’s cherry?” 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5245 OF COURSE this isn't my first time cherry boy!" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5246 Bow street runner? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5247 An apple is more Instagramable. You could become mythical ! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5248 Did you really have to "kick it up a notch" with the crab apple? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5249 Tenth time's the charm. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5250 Couldn't I just introduce you to a paring knife? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5251 Maybe we shouldn't start with the cherry. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5252 Split my cherry! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5253 William, please Tell me, since when are you aiming at cherries, instead of apples? Don't make any more overtures to me! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5254 Can I pick the apple next time, daddy? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5255 I saved my cherry for you, big daddy. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5256 Of course I won't tell any mandated reporters 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5257 Okay. I'll wear the tights. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5258 Aim higher daddy, or there'll be no apples fallin' from this tree when I'm older! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5259 Father, in 500 years this little apple will be very famous. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5260 This will evolve into a red dot on the forehead, in the future 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5261 It’s a bomb! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5262 They told me you were ace at cherry picking 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5263 So this is what happens to all the unwanted Maraschinos... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5264 A maraschino, WOW! William Tell, eat you heart out. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5265 No worries, Dad. Think of it as a stretch goal. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5266 You can do this, be one with the cherry 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5267 I didn't have an apple, so we'll just use a cherry instead! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5268 I think we should start with a bigger fruit... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5269 A cherry, William? Overconfident much? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5270 Double or nothing you miss this time! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5271 Maybe...you'd considerrrr...an apple...innnnnstead of a cherry? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5272 Is this your Manhattan? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5273 Relax, I’m here just for the overture. William will join us, as soon as he finishes his fondue. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5274 Are you Penn or Teller? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5275 Just not today, ok? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5276 I said you could pop my cherry. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5277 You’re telling me it’s the pits? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5278 could you not look me in the eye? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5279 It's better than a blueberry. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5280 I think we're going to need a bigger apple. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5281 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said 'roleplay'. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5282 I like playing this game more during apple picking season. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5283 You’re telling me they had a sale on cherries and that the apples were to expensive? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5284 Wormy apples scare me. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5285 Are you sure this was the largest apple on the tree? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5286 You’re right, lets never tell anyone about the time you tried to take my cherry against a tree 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5287 What's a' matter Bill? You ate the last apple, didn't you? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5288 Dad, either get your glasses or use an apple ! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5289 When you said I was all that and a cherry on top I thought that was a good thing 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5290 Apple or Android ? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5291 I would feel more comfortable with an apple. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5292 I ate the apple, so the cherry will have to do. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5293 Can I buy you another drink? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5294 Don’t worry. I believe in you, Dad. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5295 since when can i see red? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5296 When “popping a cherry” was more straightforward. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5297 I will cheerish this moment forever 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
5298 QAnon Poster, circa 1385. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5299 that not what I had in mind when you said let’s pop your cherry 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5300 Dad, aren’t we supposed to climb the mountain first? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5301 Next time, let’s try blueberry 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5302 Just kill me already 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5303 That’s not the cherry I wanted to pop 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5304 Assuming all goes well,” said Mr. Tell, “this should merit more than a mere overture! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5305 What was wrong with the apple? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5306 and these followers you speak of...? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5307 I really was just joking when I called you four eyes. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5308 Father, I cannot lie, Mr. Washington gave me this cherry. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5309 Just be as accurate as your criticism 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5310 Stand still Walter, this one is for the TikTok challenge 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5311 Are you SURE you don’t want to try to tie the stem with your tongue first? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5312 You do know this won't reduce your sentence? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5313 You promise you won't tell on me William. I dont want someone writing a overture about this 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5314 So glad we caught that early Halloween sale. This TikTok is gunna go VIRAL! You’ll see... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5315 This new trends of your generation are concerning me 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5316 If you get this, it’s like a cherry on top 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5317 Of course I don’t need my glasses to hit that Apple, I have 2020 vision 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5318 Dave Grohl’s Robin Hood cosplay was NOT going according to plan... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5319 It's fine, if i made the shot, I can always make a new baby with your mother 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5320 But, Vater, it’s not apple season yet, a cherry will have to do. You can do it. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
5321 Be daring, use a pumpkin. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5322 Not to cherry pick but I'm more of a Windows guy. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5323 Are we cherry picking now? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5324 Did you take the CBD like I asked you to? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5325 Fire away. Life in these overalls sucks. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5326 Why not start with something bigger .... like a watermelon. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5327 Daddy, how about a casaba melon instead? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5328 Please hit my eye instead. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5329 Quit being such a crabapple. Now hold still... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5330 Apples are out of season, and so is my head. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5331 I gotta tell you, Will...this is the pits. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5332 This has been a strange day. First, I lose your bag of gold coins. Then the watermelon goes missing. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5333 Starting to regret this diet. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5334 Maybe what’s out-of-stock at Whole Foods shouldn’t dictate this decision. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5335 I'd still prefer we use the watermelon 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5336 What's the matter? A crabapple's too hard for you, Willie? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5337 Forsooth, father, is this the reason why until now, I am an only child? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5338 A much-needed, socially distant hair cut 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5339 Soon the name "Billiam Tell" will be up in lights! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5340 I am really sorry that I ate all your apples. But this feels extreme. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5341 Shouldn't we first put on our face masks? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5342 1980:“Mom are TVs broken the cherry is blood red!” 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5343 Sorry Dad, line at the Apple Store was ridiculous. 1.1207 0.04967 58 51 5 1
5344 Yes, you can have the apple afterward. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5345 We can't downsize much more, dad. Fist the apple, now the cherry...what's next? A raisin? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5346 Shouldn’t this be an apple, Father? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5347 This is a cherry not an apple. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5348 I think I would feel more comfortable doing this if I had my mask on. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5349 Trick or Treat? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5350 I signed up for this at the Academy For Little Boys Who Just Don't Want To Live Anymore 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5351 Relax, it is not the size of the Apple that matters. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5352 You not color-blind, are you, dad? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5353 Will it be Apple season soon? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5354 You already weren’t successful with Brother Billy 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5355 I'm really not a fan of crabapples. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5356 Dad, I’m hungry. Do you have an apple? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5357 Are you really sure I'm not your child? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5358 It wasn’t me. George did it. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5359 If you make this shot, you'll be the first man to pop my cherry. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5360 I would simply ask that you be mindful and aim high. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5361 Quick before the cat arrives! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5362 I believe it's supposed to be an apple not a cherry. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5363 First you shoot the cherry off my head and then we’ll chop down the apple tree. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5364 Do you see any other options? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5365 I'm starting to think my Dad was a sick man. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5366 Due to apple picking season, we ran out. This will be the cherry on top 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5367 C'mon Bill; next it'll be a raisin. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5368 When did we switch to cherries? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5369 Did your brother give you that apple? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5370 Let's not cherry pick my choice of fruit. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5371 William felt pressure to "raise the bar" ...with disastrous results. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5372 I think we need a smaller bolt! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5373 Watermelons are in season, you know. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5374 But we just met - I'm a stand up guy 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5375 The name is Please. Pretty Please. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5376 And that was the last time Pretty Please was seen alive. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5377 Gary and Bertha waited awkwardly for the first annual cherry pit spitting contest to start. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5378 that's what she said 1.1207 0.03089 58 52 6 0
5379 Apples in September? No 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5380 Equality is going to take some time. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5381 Robin hood doesn’t have a beard, and doesn’s shoot girls with cherries. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5382 Are you sure this is how Cupid started? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5383 I’m very sorry I ate all the apples. And also the pears and plums... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5384 What a terrible drawing! This depicts Child Abuse! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5385 Look at it this way. If I don't miss you'll grow up pudgy and neck-less like me, all thanks to Lars. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5386 No, you don't get another shot. Now it's my turn. 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
5387 Back off or I’ll fire this apple at you! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5388 Methinks the arrow is bigger than the cherry. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5389 When you pop my cherry, will it hurt? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5390 I hope you’re ok with a cherry, apples are out of season. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5391 Apples don't excite me anymore. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5392 Father, I would truly prefer to make the fruit salad without your help! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5393 It's suppossed to be an Apple, William. This version is so wrong! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5394 If you survive, we’ll go for a banana split. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5395 You miss and mommy will kill you. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5396 But Daddy, I just wanted to eat the apple 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5397 What else would I mean when I said “come pop my cherry”? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5398 I’m not full yet. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5399 But Dad, it's supposed to be an apple not a cherry! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5400 Hurry Dad, my ZOOM math class is about to begin 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5401 If you get my cherry I am going to tell my mom. - Submitted by Buzz Heidtke 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5402 I should've payed attention in farming class. Not an apple. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5403 Lets show them daddy. Viturin's father needed an apple. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5404 This is what happened when Robbin Hood met Goldilocks. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5405 There's a watermelon patch at the bottom of the hill. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5406 The Japanese version of the William Tell legend. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5407 Is this necessary? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5408 Are you sure you're that good of a shot? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5409 This is so not how I wanted to lose my cherry. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5410 Please, may I have something larger on my head, like an apple? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5411 Medieval policing: “Wait... you aren’t a small, unarmed black child with a cherry on their head. Let me put my crossbow down.” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5412 If you hit the pit, it will explode. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5413 Dad, this probably won't end well! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5414 I was told their would be apples... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5415 I know you said 'apple', papa, but they don't come in for a couple of months yet. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5416 Maybe we should use a pumpkin dad!? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5417 Dad - Don’t you think this punishment is a bit much for not doing my homework! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5418 maybe we should start with something bigger until you learn how to use that thing 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5419 I agreed you could shoot an apple off my head. You can't afford an apple? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5420 If you hit the apple I promise to stop humming the Overture.” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5421 Mister, shouldn't I have a mask on? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5422 How about we try a few more apples first? Or, like, a plump strawberry. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5423 Maybe a dart would be better? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5424 You always tell Mom size doesn't matter. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5425 i hope we make it to apple season! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5426 It’s not Sunday. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5427 I think the dare references an apple, not a cherry. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5428 Hey Dad, wanna hand me the manual for a moment, I think it said for best results try Macintosh — not Maraschino!” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5429 Cherry picking?' 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5430 I've requested a different challenge, your Mother with a grape on her head. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5431 You are gonna shoot my what! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5432 I'd put an aardvark up there, but you already shot it. By the way, my name is Daniel. Inside me is another, slightly smaller Daniel, and inside that Daniel is another slightly smaller Daniel. Once, I ate a live mouse. First I dipped it in chocolate. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5433 Let’s hope you lose your cherry. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5434 Listen, we train with the cherry. Then the apply will be a slam dunk. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5435 But my nickname is "WILL Tell." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5436 This liquid sugar-coated bolt knocks the cherry off your head and into a jar. That’s how the whole process works, Maraschino. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5437 I'm tired of the Tell kid going on about his apple. So shoot the damn cherry already. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5438 I told Billy Tell my dad can beat his dad at anything! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5439 Because our rebellion is starting on a Sunday... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5440 where's mommy? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5441 Uhh, Pop, the pumpkins are coming in real soon you know. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5442 You just want me to remove the stem? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5443 Short kilt, wreckless, and dangerous; nothing about you suprises me anymore. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5444 Do we have to use a cherry? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5445 It pained him, but the eugenicist knew what had to be done. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5446 Happy to share, but wouldn't a knife be easier? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5447 Don't worry, Dad. Everyone has to cut corners once in a while. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5448 And thus began the development of GMOs 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5449 Why did we choose to do this during cherry season 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5450 Are you SURE a cherry is a good idea? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5451 At practice, we hear William Tell his son, "Better fetch yonder BIG Apple." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5452 Wish I hadn't dropped that watermelon. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5453 Dad. The first step is admitting you need alp. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5454 Look daddy, I'm just like Newton. It fell right on my head. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5455 Relax. If that's Mt. Fuji, this is just a dream. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5456 Apple fell far from the tree. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5457 Of course you realize that if you miss then the whole legend thing goes down the drain. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5458 Make sure you aim for the right cherry 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5459 This game is not the cherry on top of my Sunday! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5460 Don't miss, pretty please with a cherry on top. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5461 How about an apple on a pumpkin! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5462 Are you sure there was nothing else in the fruit basket? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5463 You couldn’t find a Botero apple? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5464 You never could tell the difference between William and George. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5465 Don't worry Dad,I know that the next one is for the evil dictator. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5466 I'll Only do it if you trained with Joe Rogan....in Austin" Lisa Kobe 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5467 I didn't know, Son, Reeve Gessler meant a ... crabapple ... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5468 If I don't make this, you're crossing over. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5469 This is bullshit. You give me the arrow! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5470 Do I look less plump with the cherry on top? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5471 Go ahead, pop my cherry. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5472 How about a banana split instead? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5473 How about moving a little closer before you shoot? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5474 Perhaps a watermelon is a better idea?.... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5475 Are you sure it's supposed to be a crab apple? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5476 How, exactly, are you the one who's raising the ante? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5477 Why dont we just go and listen to your Overture ?? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5478 Well, do you think you could hit an Apple? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5479 Pretty please, Pop, nail that cherry on top. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5480 Are you sure you're 18? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5481 We're all out of apples 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5482 I'm bored. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5483 I’m just saying, there’s probably an easier way to make me a Roy Rogers. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5484 There are no small roles. Only small archers. 1.1207 0.04967 58 51 5 1
5485 I guess that crack I made about your Dad tunic didn't land quite the way I hoped. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5486 Hold still, or the cherry won't be the only thing colored red. 1.1207 0.03089 58 49 6 0
5487 I told mom smoking doesn't stunt your growth. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5488 They say you're all show, Mr. Tell. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5489 Would it help if I told you the King is planning on naming his new ice cream, 'Cherry Garcia on top with brains and fudge?' 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5490 Son, I promise you, we're gonna be TikTok famous! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5491 Sheri’s all like blah-blah my dad can shoot an apple off my head blah-blah-blah. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5492 Sir McBeards saw the clouds of wildfire smoke approaching in the distance, and debated if visibility was indeed too compromised for an accurate shot. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5493 Dad, did you register to vote? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5494 A lot of people are saying it. I have the best cherry-picking. I’m doing very well with cherries. I have the best cherries 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5495 Dad, the cherry is on my head. Why are you aiming the arrow at me? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5496 Abraham didn't have the heart to tell him 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5497 To die doing what you love is the greatest gift of all. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5498 I feel like we could find a less creative way to garnish your fourth nightcap 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5499 Well Dad, you hit the cherry on the head with this punishment 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5500 There is no climate change, no climate change, no climate change. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5501 Today’s outdoor learning lesson: defensive archery 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5502 Honey, I think this is a good time to tell you Dad is not always right. And neither are the arrows on this old bow, but I appreciate your confidence. Let’s keep this from Mom, ok?! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5503 Go tell William I don’t care!! Cherry Pete will have the last word. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5504 Relax, I know how to shoot split ends 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5505 Fructophobia? Are you kidding me? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5506 ‘When you asked me if I enjoyed rural pursuits I was thinking of walking and fishing’. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5507 The anti-ageing properties of cherries 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5508 Robin Wood’s pastime. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5509 Ok, if I miss you can have a go next. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5510 In this patriarchy, no one will win. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5511 Well, I suppose false advertising hasn’t hurt anyone yet. 1.1207 0.04315 58 50 7 0
5512 I hope your last name isn’t Burroughs, William. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5513 I’m afraid ‘cherish the day’ will have a complete different meaning after today... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5514 Yeah, Morello cherries are way too sour... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5515 Dad, quarantine is getting to you, isn’t it? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5516 And now, for one final interest rate drop. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5517 Now, pay attention. This is the last archery demonstration. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5518 'Go for it dad... Atleast i will become immortal as a meme' 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5519 On the bright side, if you miss we will no longer have to worry about facial recognition software. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5520 Are you ready for your vaccine shot? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5521 Do they sell feathers at that market? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5522 Not the cherry I thought he’d pop. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5523 Your mother asked me to put a bow in your hair 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5524 Please, don’t do this. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5525 I’ll try to hit the cherry and not the apple of your eye 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5526 Apples are just for paradise. I want your Cherry 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5527 I always thought that you were more proficient with the bow, but I don't mind. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5528 Suddenly stealing from the rich begins to feel like a much easier hipster business model than bespoke arrow-schino cherry production. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5529 This is Turkey, not Switzerland. Here we have cherries 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
5530 Let’s use this as a proxy for the DM I just slid into Margot Robbie’s inbox 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5531 I’m not so sure this is the best way to test out my new contacts... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5532 If you kill me there’s only mom left. And you know how much she wobbles.” #sweettalkingacherryintoanappl 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5533 Oh come on, do it! I won’t Tell 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5534 Is this some sort of sexism? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5535 Aim big, miss small 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5536 You have to practice every day until eventually I don’t need to see a doctor. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5537 When you told me you wanted to pop my cherry I had other ideas.. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5538 Press for a pumpkin. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5539 Even if you get this right, people will conflate you with the Lone Ranger. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5540 You must shoot father to end this pandemic. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5541 Well dad, it seems you ego has put your love for me in question once again! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5542 P-p-p-p-appa: I gatta pee! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5543 Why don't we just go rob a bank? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5544 Getting the apple was great, but if I get this it's the cherry on top! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5545 You're colorblind! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5546 When was the last time you had an eye exam? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5547 If you miss, there are those who will avenge me - and some of them are Vulcans. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5548 I told you not to use the Lord's name in vain, but no, you had to keep swearing and now I have to drink alone. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5549 When I grow up, I wanna be like you, Dad! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5550 How about we go with the watermelon! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5551 Son, I don't think that cherry's going to work. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5552 Remember - you told me your target is the tree. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5553 What will the target on your THIRD favorite kid be, a raisin? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5554 Prithee Papa, can we obtain our freedom with a bigger apple? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5555 It’s totally a win-win: hit the cherry, we feel some happiness...hit me, we feel something besides overwhelming dread about the rest of this year. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5556 Maybe come closer, Dad. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5557 To you it may look like a cherry but to me it is my * 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5558 Go for it pops! Anyone can hit an Apple. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5559 Capitulate, Buster. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5560 Trust me. This is how we’ll get TikTok famous. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5561 Does OSHA know about this? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5562 William, tell me you've done this before. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5563 Your mother always said, our mammoth heads would be our burden to bear. And now, here we are. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5564 There are easier ways to remove the pits Papa. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5565 Tell Rossini to revise his libretto. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5566 Don't you think an apple would be better--cherries are so small? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5567 'Believe it or not, that's a Macintosh.' 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5568 Eyes up here! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5569 Sure I trust you Pop but I need to verify that you upgraded your skill sets to match the reduced target size 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5570 You know, you could have said, 'have some cherries,'but no, it had to be an apple.""Have an apple," you said, "we've got lots of apples." "If you're hungry, have an apple." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5571 That’s not what I meant when I said I’d give you my cherry.... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5572 I thought you’d do better if the cherry wasn’t in grayscale. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5573 That is a cherry, this a crossbow, and when I look at you I wish you were dead. Do you still want to do this? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5574 Please hit me. I can't stand being this ugly anymore I need you to do it. Hit me. Hit me. God hit me take me out of this earthly realm 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5575 This is how we make traditional Black Forest cake. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5576 Can you at lease think about an apple ? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5577 You'll have to be chary with this one. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5578 Let's see if I can shoot this crab apple off of my little crab's head--no whining! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5579 Will you, um, tell me if I'm moving? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5580 Is that a special tool for '"cherry picking?" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5581 But it's true, Daddy.... your hate looks like butt cheeks.... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5582 Shoot straight freund 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5583 Don’t get a big head , please 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5584 Come on Dad, don't you just want some pie? Everybody likes pie. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5585 But when I play with my food, I'm being rude? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5586 Dad, I thought you always preferred kirschwasser over apfelsaft. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5587 Is this really how Friar Tuck got his haircut? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5588 A bit of pageantry was more bearable than explaining the true meaning of the phrase. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5589 Hey dipshit,why don't you use a pumpkin? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5590 Dad, is this the cherry on top of Covid 19 and the 737 Max? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5591 I have an alternative idea I call an "eye chart". 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5592 But it's my last cherry. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5593 Remember son, “Practice, practice, practice”. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5594 I just had an idea--let's become highwaymen instead. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5595 C'mon, dad! You had no trouble tossing that plastic spear into the cherry in your drink from the other end of the bar last week. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5596 just take the pit out with your teeth! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5597 Bill, please don’t pop my cherry! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5598 I thought the deal was an apple, not a cherry 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5599 Should be good for an intro with piccolos, right? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5600 When I said,'Pretty please with a cherry on top' this is not what I had in mind. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5601 Was I blessed by Newton? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5602 I'm out of apples and volunteers, so you two will have to do. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5603 Hold still! I need some practice! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5604 You can do it. It's just another algorithm. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5605 How about if I just give you the apple? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5606 You should get a hobby like me. It does wonders for anxiety. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5607 Frankly, George, I'm not sure this is what Robin had in mind when he said that he wouldn't even do it for a split cherry. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5608 The safety of being colorless 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5609 Forget that fantasy stuff. Are you going to school or not? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5610 As Pat Benatar sang in a song: "Hit me with your best shot. Fire away." 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5611 Do you think we could first practice a bit with a pumpkin 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5612 Ya I don't think you can hit it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5613 I've never shot an apple before, so it'll be a first for both of us. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5614 Let’s not tell your mother about this. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5615 What can I say? It was a nothing apple harvest this year. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5616 Is their some last minute change you have in mind 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5617 When you said you wanted to role play to “spice things up”, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5618 Don't let implicit obesity bias affect your aim, Uncle Will. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5619 That cherry popped out of nowhere. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5620 Cherrish your friends, because shirley you will need them someday. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5621 Nobody's watching man!! To whom are you going to prove your excellence?! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5622 Why not we play simply game of throws? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5623 Homeschool lesson #2020, all rebellions start this way. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5624 You told me this experiment involved an apple. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5625 Wait, are you a minor? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5626 School Shooter 13th Century: I was aiming for the invisible cherry but the children were on the way 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5627 The poor thing thinks I am hitting the apple...I can't feed one more mouth 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5628 This will prove, once and for all, that I’m not red and green color blind like everyone says I am! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5629 Hansel, is this really what it’s come to?! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5630 No, really, SOMETHING has to go right this year! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5631 'I know I shouldn't have eaten the apple, Dad, but isn't this a bit extreme?' 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5632 Ooo dear father please don’t put a tear into mine special knickerbockers! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5633 Just kill me #2020 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5634 Sorry son, my wife said I have to practice my aim if I wanted to use the bathroom 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5635 It's hard to tell 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5636 Sorry, we ran out of apples. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5637 ‘I’d ask you to square-up before shooting, buuuut....’ 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5638 You were always my favorite, loose the cherry you look ridiculous... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5639 If this doesn’t work out I’ll try an apple on your brother 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5640 So you say your name's Apple? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5641 Don’t you think an apple would make a better target than a cherry? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5642 Okay. Deep breath in. Arm straight. And for heaven's sake, visualize the arrow through the target." 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5643 Do you want to be TikTok famous or not? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5644 Pretty please, cherry on top? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5645 Dad, George Tell said his dad used an apple. Not a cherry! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5646 I'm sorry. I ate the last one for lunch. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5647 Well, this is hard 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5648 Even if it takes 500 years, this cherry-shot will overtake the apple as a motif. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5649 I don’t wanna break the fourth wall, but someone should tell them the target’s off frame. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5650 Well, if he thinks that's an apple... 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5651 Go ahead, let it fly, he said arrows are a Democratic hoax. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5652 Dad. I’ve been telling you ever since you got into this QAnon shit, but one more time lemme say: You’re projecting, I don’t know what specifically you’re projecting, but it’s weird as hell 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5653 I still think a watermelon would be way more impressive. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5654 Ok, but are you sure it's organic? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5655 Not missing would just be the cherry on top! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5656 If this doesn’t work, I’ll just make an investment app. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5657 Go ahead, Dad. This is gonna look GREAT on YouTube! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5658 Quick, look over there -- what's Mount Fuji doing here in Switzerland? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5659 If you’d rather, I can just text you. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5660 I really need to loose some weight 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5661 No, I'm positive you said "apple." 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5662 Can we skip target practice today? Pretty please with a cherry on top? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5663 Duuuuuude. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5664 Ah...You sure you don't have a McIntosh...or a Granny Smith? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5665 But it’s a Cherry! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5666 It’s tarter. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5667 I hope you get full custody someday. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5668 Isn’t it supposed to be an apple, not a cherry? I’m not feeling good about this, especially with that weird, white, inexplicable blob hill back there 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5669 Now I shall knot the stem with my tongue. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5670 Seems like you took some bites 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5671 Sorry son 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5672 veryone ww 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5673 After giving me this haircut, it can’t get any worse, Dad. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5674 I hope your title is Misses 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5675 Methinks I should not have eaten almost all of the fruit in the basket. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5676 If you use a watermelon instead, I won't tell Mom you're skipping work. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5677 Maybe they are in season, but cherries are much smaller than apples. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5678 Let's call it for today after this try. I need a good night's sleep before my LASIK appointment tomorrow. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5679 It's the cherry on top. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5680 Please use your laser sight on the crossbow. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5681 Why cant I just take out the trash for buy allowance like everyone else? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5682 I couldn't find an apple,so I hope you have your contacts in.. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5683 Dad, do you think they placed a cherry on my head this time because not taking off your mask had upset them more than the hat? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5684 Please don't tell me you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5685 Not exactly the romantic overture I'd hoped for. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5686 Is that a regulation size arrow? Because this isn't a regulation size apple. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5687 Thank God we are not in Switzerland. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5688 I would have told you that apples are out of season, but I didn’t want to create panic. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5689 No... dad, I promise... It will be our little secret. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5690 How 'bout we try it with an apple first? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5691 Well, I didn't have an apple. Can't you just shoot the cherry? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5692 you don't want to waste your last arrow, do you? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5693 I can't Tell. Is that a ... cherry? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5694 You know, this will be videotaped. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5695 Is that a Macintosh or a delicious? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5696 The arrow was fine, Mr. Tell, but don’t you think a cherry is too pretentious? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5697 It's supposed to be an apple, nitwit. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5698 I thought La Tetilla Peak is in New Mexico 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5699 my Mom is tight with Robin Hood .... just sayin 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5700 Are you sure you haven’t seen my readers? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5701 I have a good feeling about this time. I’m glad I had a twin. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5702 I've got a song stuck in my head. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5703 Would you rather have a piece of apple pie? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5704 Dad, what does 'hold my beer' mean? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5705 The William Tell Overture: “Can we not and tell everyone we did?” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5706 You’re aiming for the wrong cherry, big guy. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5707 My vision is 20/20, why do you ask? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5708 Like last time, but with a cherry on top. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5709 I heard "sundae" but I guess you said "sonday." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5710 This is it. The pea is not next. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5711 Surely, in our enlightened times, the Merry Men can come up with a new test to replace this antiquated tradition. This isn’t the Stone Age. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5712 I thought I was named after my day of birth? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5713 2020. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5714 Are you sad because we left the biggest baked Alaska behind or because I look like someone who came second in an Anna Wintour lookalike contest and your hair is still no better than mine? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5715 Shame there's no better way to pit a cherry," Karl thought, raising his bow 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5716 Allow me to demonstrate an example of multiple truths. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5717 Well this is how my father trained me to be a knight, and we can't just cherry-pick our procedures... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5718 Or turn sideways and catch it in your mouth. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5719 I know what I'm doing, I saw it in Robin Hood. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5720 Stay Gold Ponyboy 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5721 Don't worry: there's a 99.9% chance I won't hit you. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5722 If I miss this shot, you will die because you are not youthful enough 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5723 Pretty please, with cherry on top, don’t forget to take on you’re glasses before shooting. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5724 Don't you have trust issues? I am glad atleast I have some issues unlike others. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5725 We have to use cherries now, Apple has sued us” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5726 Apple only just split. Can you wait for the new iPhones to come out before you start showing off? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5727 C'mon! I chose one of your sides' arguments! Debate me! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5728 Are you distracted yet 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5729 Is it safe to eat the pit after you split the cherry? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5730 William, tell me why you are doing this! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5731 Have some guts, man, TikTok is full of apples. We need to up the ante. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5732 A question first. Are you color blind? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5733 Sorry, they had only the lunchbox size. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5734 Innocence is bliss:) 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5735 You already have a feather in your cap, sir, so you don't need to shoot the little apple I was saving for a snack. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5736 Dad, you don’t want to ruin a US$90.488 billion company! 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5737 Shall we both use blindfolds, Papa? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5738 Please Tell him, I am the apple of his eye 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5739 That model of crossbow has ten times the precision of William Tell's. Just point and shoot. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5740 We're Swiss. why don't we ski instead? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5741 Now, you are really pressing your luck. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5742 Honestly dad, we have to find a different hair stylist. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5743 Maybe I should move a little closer? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5744 Well if you didn’t eat the apple... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5745 Meanwhile, somewhere high in the Alps, the cocktail development team was about to create the “Bloody Mary,” in a sincere if ultimately ill-conceived attempt to perfect its “Manhattan.” 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5746 Dad, you’re no William and this isn’t Switzerland! Can we pleeeze go home now? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5747 Papa, I'm so tired of kids making fun of me. Maybe this will remove it once and for all. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5748 Dad, you missed the watermelon. Are you sure about this? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5749 Just remember. I'm not the apple of your eye. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5750 The Apple stock split will be smaller than analysts expected. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5751 Are you trying to target on me ... or the apple?? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5752 Isn't there any easier way to make a Manhattan? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5753 You pop this, Mr. Tell, and the spirit of RBG will haunt you for the rest of your life. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5754 You know, I'm thinking mom will be mad enough about the apple. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5755 Let’s back up and try the plum a few more times. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5756 Be real careful...both my parents are attorneys. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5757 It’s just a hideous growth. It’ll go away with a little buttermilk. 1.1071 0.04887 56 50 4 1
5758 Friar Tuck is still in quarantine, so thanks for your response to my TaskRabbit request. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5759 Seeing it in person, my confidence is druping. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5760 Sure you don't want me to tie a knot with just my tongue and the stem instead? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5761 Hey Dad, I think it’s supposed to be an apple, not a Maraschino!!! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5762 Don't you think I'm a little young to have my cherry popped? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5763 Are'n sorry you stepped on my glasses. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5764 I am better blind folded... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5765 Mom said you did not even pop her cherry 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5766 Pray Tell, William: wouldn't we both be better off if it were an Apple IPad, already open? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5767 I like my part down the middle 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5768 If you hit the apple, this whole scene transforms into colors! It's designed to keep you engaged in playing this game---but from my perspective, there's a flaw in the concept. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5769 No, no, I said "pretty please with an apple on top." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5770 This os not what I meant when I said "pretty please with a cherry on top!", father. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5771 Uh, Dad...do you think a crabapple is a good idea? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5772 Cmon Bill. I won’t tell if you don’t! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5773 I thought you said cantaloupe. Peyton Carmichael, Greenville, AL 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5774 Walter had his turn, now it's mine. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5775 Oh, almost forgot to put on my mask! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5776 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5777 Dad, could it be, you don't appreciate my impression of Robin Hood's horrendous bum? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5778 If I shoot you in the stomach will candy pop out? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5779 Play a little William Tell 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5780 Please - do not dress that way if you’ve never shot an apple with your bow and arrow. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5781 What does that mean you're gonna "pop my cherry?" 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5782 Don't look so sad Robin, all the apples look like this. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5783 I'm ready. Go ahead and pop my cherry. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5784 Hi, I'm Willie Tell. Welcome to Jackass! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5785 Are you going to be able to paint my portrait with that? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5786 Let's try a raisin next, okay dad? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5787 I get that Tell is your ancestor, William. But are you sure there's no relation to Burroughs...? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5788 Don't worry,I have 2020 vision. You have one of your hairs sticking up over that apple. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5789 Try your best, daddy! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5790 Don’t shoot, pretty please... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5791 Um...FYI, apple season is just around the corner. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5792 I had this idea for a viral ballad... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5793 Perhaps we could go with an apple, Dad? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5794 Son are you sure this will make you tiktok famous? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5795 Did you take that cherry from the top of that meringue? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5796 Susan stop being ridiculous, I know you're a vegan now but I'm shooting that pheasant so step aside 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5797 Isaac, for the love of god, please stand up straight. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5798 It's my turn, Daddy. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5799 Ok, I understand, sometimes I exaggerate on my resume” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5800 I said apple trees. You said cherry trees. I should have put my foot down a little harder. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5801 Because, father, an apple would read better for the crowd. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5802 Last time I Said Cheese...now? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5803 Not ‘til the plane leaves, Louie. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5804 Follow the screen size-viewing distance principle: small screen, go close, safe 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5805 Håloo Papa! Dünt yew vänt to shoot ze cherry åf my leetle head? eet vill bee so müch fun Papa! teeheeheehee” “Son, I don’t think this is very-“ “DEW EET PAPA! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5806 You should know I've only practiced with an apple. 1.0962 0.04128 52 46 5 0
5807 Okay, that’s the right spot. Don’t blink” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5808 Hey dad what is Life Insurance? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5809 Mom said she needed kirsh for the muffins, not cherry shots. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5810 Father, am I the apple of your eye? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5811 Apples mean nothing on TikTok. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5812 Remind me never to make a bet when I’m hangry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5813 Couldn't we use a peach, a pear or even an apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5814 Mom will not be happy, this cherry is for the pie. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5815 Practice makes irrelevant, Dad. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5816 GMO. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5817 I mean I’m all for continual self-improvement, but... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5818 If you're using a crabapple, then I'm requesting a diaper. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5819 Are you sure you don't want to try an apple first, dad? 1.0962 0.04128 52 46 5 0
5820 You said you needed a new fruit holder. What happened to the others? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5821 Don’t worry, son. This is as apocryphal as the apple story. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5822 First time? I'll go slow. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5823 The threat of an immediate and horrific death is really the only thing that gets me off these days. So, you go to Craigslist often? I usually find great furniture there. Well, that and timid men willing to participate in my increasingly dark kinks. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5824 Maybe we should start with the watermelon? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5825 Technically, it *is* a fruit. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5826 Third time's the charm!? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5827 Alas, a cartoonist has thrust us into a situation that may change the world. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5828 I support your intermittent fasting - but I repeat - I'm not a cake. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5829 The apple may have been impressive, but this would be the cherry on top. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5830 Let me go back and get my reading glasses. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5831 I was perfectly calm until you mentioned that your last 3 assistants used the same cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5832 Dad, you're taking this Oktoberfest thing too far. I just want to go home and play video games. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5833 Distance learning is safer. Trust me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5834 I told you not to worry: time and tech have changed. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5835 Ok, ok, I'm satisfied with my allowance. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5836 Scott told me only sissies use apples, Dad. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5837 Hello, I'm your new intern and I can't wait to get started. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5838 Did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5839 Six months confinement and this is what you want to do on your first day out? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5840 I might become CEO of Apple, you know. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5841 Cross-bow? I don't like the sound of that. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5842 Are you sure your arrow is straight? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5843 A cherry! Let’s try an apple 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5844 Could we try a bigger apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5845 Dave, watch out for the pit. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5846 But I' don't like cake, I'm more of an apple pie girl. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5847 Can’t we just go to Applebys? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5848 Dad, is this re-enactment a good idea? I mean here we have to use a local cherry! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5849 Your perspective may slant the outcome from which I must depart 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5850 I don't think 'Agile Project Methodology' means what you think it means, and I don't care if all the Executives at the conference were extolling its virtues." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5851 I trust you shooting an apple, but I think a cherry is out of your league. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5852 Did he say adam's apple? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5853 Say cheese. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5854 No, you can't shoot a goddamn cherry off my head! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5855 Right... red. And what color would a dog aim at? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5856 They call it hypo-compensation, dad! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5857 Are you sure you want to break my cherry Daddy? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5858 Why can’t we use a cherry putter like everyone else? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5859 I swear to you Mister, I crossed the boarder legally. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5860 Wait, a cherry? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5861 Actually, Father, oppression at the hands of the evil governor is starting to look more and more appealing all the time... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5862 It's so de rigueur to target an apple; let's go all the way to lunacy and use a cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5863 Not to worry! Size doesn’t matter! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5864 You need your glasses for the cherry 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5865 Either way, it's fine. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5866 Did you steal that from mount Sunday back there? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5867 A cross bow? They haven't been invented yet. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5868 How about if I stand under a Jackfuit tree instead? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5869 Robin Hood's brand of anarcho-socialism was anything but ageist. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5870 Excuse me, but that's a cherry Find a big apple or I'm outa here. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5871 Are you serious - a cherry!! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5872 I sure hope you’re not color blind. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5873 Bing! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5874 Don't worry I have plenty of arrows. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5875 This William Tell routine has gotten increasingly difficult ever since I lost vision in my one good eye. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5876 I don't want to tell you how to do your craft, Dad, but maybe aim just a bit higher? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5877 No, I said I could spear an apple off your head, not a cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5878 I think you're supposed to use an apple 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5879 Dad, why can’t we just play the bean bag game like the other kids? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5880 They said you could pop my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5881 Couldn’t you just use switch on me Dad? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5882 I'm the last of the quintuplets 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5883 Shooting apples won't get as many Likes. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5884 Wouldn't you prefer a watermelon? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5885 Can't you choose a bigger fruit Dad? You've killed twelve of my brothers and sisters already. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5886 Anyone ever tell you about a murder-suicide pact, son? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5887 This will shut them up, Dad 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5888 Dad, I’m not sure this is what Dr. Green had in mind when she encouraged us to spend more time together. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5889 Here's the deal...You don't pull the trigger & Lil Billy Tell doesn't TELL Mom about you and her sister! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5890 I thought it was an apple, not a cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5891 Could you get a little closer for this shot? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5892 Get it off, father! I can feel the venom travelling to my heart! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5893 OK, so the truck carrying the apples got lost on the new highway, but if I’m successful with shooting the cherry off my kid’s head, not only do you grant a United free Swiss democracy, but l also get to choose a new Rolex of my choice.. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5894 I chose a fuji apple to match the mountain 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5895 Carla's daddy assures her this is not the end of the road. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5896 It will hurt either way but slightly more if you keep your eyes open. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5897 So maybe we try a pumpkin first? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5898 My analyst says I manifest my own metaphors. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5899 Bitte, Fotter, I'll not yodel off-key again, Ich verspreche!" 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5900 Aren't we coming into apple season, Dad? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5901 Mother says it's the cherry on her little cupcake. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5902 Pip it Poppa. Pit it. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5903 Maybe we should try it with a cantaloupe. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5904 Only Americans use apples 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5905 How come you're using a cherry instead of a apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5906 Is this the overture to something bigger? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5907 It’s called ‘Miss the Apple’! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5908 So much for the tolerant left. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5909 ...Or we could wait til the watermelon arrives... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5910 Yes Dad, apple products are expensive -- but we could have gotten a payment plan. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5911 Climate Change 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5912 Yes, those are the La Sal Mountains. Now, stay very still and try not to move. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5913 How about if we put the cherry on your head and I shoot the arrow. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5914 I'll give you my apple if you don't shoot. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5915 This is not the Kirche you are looking for. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5916 Crabapple season. Feh. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5917 OK...! The highway is stupid. Just concentrate on the apple! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5918 Sorry, Poppa! I’ll never eat the last one again. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5919 Father, I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the apple tree and planted this cherry tree in its place. Big mistake. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5920 They'll never believe you popped my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5921 Does this cherry make me look fat? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5922 Because otherwise they might not realize it's a cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5923 Can I have the apple afterwards, Daddy? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5924 You always liked my sister better, didn’t you? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5925 You got this, Dad! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5926 After this we'll climb that hill and roll over to the other side 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5927 I don’t want to worry you unnecessarily but, I have never liked you! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5928 Why are you wearing two different color socks? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5929 Ok Mr. Tell. Go ahead and pop my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5930 If we practice with something smaller then an apple then I'm sure you'll hit the real thing! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5931 You’ve got that look in your eye! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5932 I'd like for Ben & Jerry to name my flavor "Cherry Pop." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5933 Before proceeding, consider that my crazy, overly protective brother prefers his army sniper rifle over bow and arrow. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5934 Not much left to tell f you miss. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5935 Is that a cherry or is it actually a cake? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5936 So, do you still want to lose your cherry, son? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5937 Daddy, I hope it will be as easy as with the apple. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5938 Just say no kids. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5939 Ready, Dad. Let’s just try not to see any more red, shall we! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5940 I thought you meant we were going to buy sundaes... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5941 You did say you were a famous celebrity right? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5942 Special Today Guaranteed Trump Lookalike Hairstyle 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5943 Don't move, the cherry could get hurt. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5944 One word, “Watermelon” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5945 I know apples are not in season, father... but aren't you taking that foodie thing a little too far? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5946 A cherry trumps an apple. This new tyrant's the best ever, right, Papa?" 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5947 Bill, did you read those Cherry Ames books? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5948 I wonder if Isaac felt this way? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5949 Well at least it's red 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5950 Uh... this is SO not what I meant when I asked you to pop my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5951 Dad, the story I read they did this with an apple, not a cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5952 I thought this would be better for Tik Tok 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5953 Pop it. Pop my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5954 I hate father-son Wednesdays. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5955 You've taken this first day of school photo set up too far. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5956 I felt good about the apple, but now I feel like we're pushing our luck. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5957 This is no laughing matter. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5958 Look, I'll buy the watermelon! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5959 What happened to the apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5960 You said find the smallest apple on the tree, right? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5961 I’m not sure crabapple and apple are interchangeable. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5962 The cherry on top of 2020. I will be aiming for your leg. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5963 Pandering to your followers in Manhattan again? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5964 This is no time to show off. It's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5965 matt damon: do you like apple? How do you like them apples! -GOOD WILL HUNTING 1997 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5966 You take my cherry you got a long road ahead of you. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5967 Keeping up with theTells 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5968 I hope you're a pro 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5969 I bet you say that to all the girls. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5970 Dad, how ya feeling about this today? I’m good. But what happened to the apple I gave you? I ate it. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5971 I don't care how good you are. Nobody is gonna pick my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5972 Cherry....apple. Apple....cherry. Oy. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5973 Just shoot some whipped cream on top. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5974 You're not my dad, and I just discovered gravity. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5975 This is stupid, totally. What’s the cartoonist’s caption? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5976 This won’t take long. Close your eyes and think of apple pie. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5977 Aim for the stem - Mom's baking a pie. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5978 No pain, no gain” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5979 You could really prove your skill by hitting the top of the stem. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5980 But Walter’s dad shot an apple off his head! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5981 I promise. I won't take a bite out of any more apples. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5982 Sorry, they run out of apples in the farmer's market. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5983 And a cherry on top. NOT! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5984 When I said, "let's work our way up to shooting an apple off my head," this isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5985 "I saw you and mom having sex." 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5986 If you miss, can I eat the cherry? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5987 This is definitely a cherry on top situation. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5988 I'm delighted to hear you're a hotshot at inputs and outputs. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5989 When you said "Not another apple," I was really hoping for a watermelon. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5990 Perhaps we need a larger apple? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5991 Dad, I thought you were lefty." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5992 There's got to be a better way to pit a cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5993 Why won’t you just knock it off my head with your bow thingy? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5994 I should tell you William that the Lone Ranger is on his way! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5995 Dad, could you step a little closer, please. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5996 OK! OK! I'll never eat the last apple again! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5997 I'll trade for your hat 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5998 It's my new peek-a-boo technique. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5999 Tell's List" - Directed by Stephen Spielber 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6000 Do you want to warm up first? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6001 What do you mean I’m the apple of your eye? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6002 Shoudln't you be wearing a mask? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6003 Maybe we should wait until the harvest. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6004 BTW, Thanks for helping me study for my archery test. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6005 Please replace the apple with a honey crisp before shoot. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6006 This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to let you pop my cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6007 Try to remember it's not a love game. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6008 It’s not always easy to hit the smaller target 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6009 Uh, Dad . . . I think you misheard that George Washington story. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6010 Geez, Dad, did you lose ANOTHER bet with Gessler? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6011 Better than the pea, Dad, but wouldn't a bigger target be even better? Please? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6012 I’m just saying ... would it kill us to wait until apple season to conduct this little experiment of yours? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6013 Come on, it's a crossbow, much more accurate than my longbow. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6014 Well Dad, they said I could choose a round red fruit that was sweet and big on flavor. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6015 After this, we'll try a pomegranate seed. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6016 now when you see the bright light, run towards it. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6017 Would you consider it too easy if I switched the cherry to an apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6018 Well I'll be telling mum when she picks me up...hello custody battle ;) 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6019 Could we find a bigger apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6020 Oh William, what did I Tell you? An apple would have been better - THIS is going to be the pits! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6021 Let’s just stick with the club and a watermelon. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6022 Did you take the dog out this morning? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6023 Don't worry, I'm standing six feet away. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6024 What if we start with a watermelon instead and negotiate? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6025 Don't you think an apple would be a better idea? Cathy Mahon Northport, NY 1768 631-754-7833 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6026 Are you sure this is the right fruit? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6027 Could I have the cherry on top of some whipped cream? Make that lots and lots of wiped cream. I just love whipped cream. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6028 Shouldn't we be wearing masks? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6029 That’s a really tiny apple! I know, right? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6030 Alright, alright, you get the apple when we're done. Just don't jump for joy in the meantime. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6031 How come you get a name and I don't? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6032 The story book says an apple, not a cherry! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6033 You don't trust me? You want an apple instead of a cherry? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6034 Hum the Lone Ranger song with me, Sally. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
6035 Sorry, I had no luck finding my glasses today. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6036 They're in season. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6037 Dad, you shrunk the fruit! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6038 Would it help if I added ice cream? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6039 In my next life, I hope to be Steve Jobs. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6040 You said,"apple, not crabapple." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6041 Dad, I'd prefer an organic cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6042 Um...can we at least use an apple instead of a maraschino cherry? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6043 No really, this is the way to get the pit out 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6044 Daddy, are you on the straight and arrow? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6045 I'm in a quandary because everyone told me your aim is the pits. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6046 Look, Dad, I found a cherr...Dad? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6047 Will was in a dilemma, to take the shot or have a cold shower 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6048 I hope your not the kind to shoot and Tell 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6049 I’d say shake on it, Will, if you weren’t so darn literal. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6050 Mr. big shot had to have the last apple for lunch 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6051 Make sure the arrow points to the produce section. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6052 Oh no! We forgot our masks! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6053 Listen, Don, Jr. This is a cherry, not an elephant. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6054 Is the biggest apple you could find? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6055 Mom said there’s no way she’s going to waste a perfectly good apple on your silly games, so this maraschino cherry will have to do. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6056 Don’t look so cherry 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6057 Aim for the stem, Robin, baby. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6058 Mom's making cider. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6059 Dad, wait. You're not doing this just to get a catchy piece of music named for you, are you? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6060 My head isn't fat, you're nearsighted 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6061 Dad. I am really sorry I used your bow and arrows without permission. Do you think you could consider an apple rather than a cherry? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6062 I know your Tell 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6063 When Emily misunderstood her science assignment to duplicate splitting the atom. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6064 SHOULD WE USE A "LARGER" APPLE 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6065 Keepeth thee still! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6066 Ah, might as well jump (jump) Might as well jump Go ahead and jump (jump) 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6067 An apple today will keep the doctor away. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6068 How about we start with a watermelon, and work our way up to the cherry? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6069 You're aiming at my tummy, uncle Wilhelm! The apple's on my head 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6070 You really hate apples. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6071 Dad,Play to win 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6072 Wait...you're pretending to be William S. Burroughs? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6073 Don't worry, it won't be considered a pre-existing condition. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6074 Maybe you have a smaller arrow, Father? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6075 I haven't even had a chance to grow up and rape a milkmaid. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6076 My bad! I thought it was a reindeer. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6077 (Background music: The William Tell Overture by Rossini) There's a masked man on a white horse with a gun pointed at me telling me to drop the bow. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6078 You are the apple of my eye. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6079 the next polar bear attempting to break in is in trouble. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6080 I ate all the apples. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6081 Are you farsighted? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6082 You know... you really don't have to do this. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6083 Daddy, could I have a pompadour hairstyle? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6084 How about a pumpkin? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6085 But if you succeed, just imagine how much more glorious your overture will be than that hack William Tell’s. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6086 I'm allergic to cherries. Can't I have an apple? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6087 Robin began to suspect that his sons online games of Hunting Circus were not, in fact, teaching him any hunting skills at all. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6088 Are you familiar with how this worked out for William F. Burroughs and his wife? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6089 William, tell me that's an apple and not a cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6090 Can we try it with a larger apple? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6091 I’m going to pop your cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6092 The Ranier part may be right but are you sure about the type of fruit part? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6093 Here's five bucks. Just let me switch out the cherry for an apple. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6094 It'll be fine. The guy at the crossbow store said this is the best one. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6095 Wish I had a watermelon. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6096 For an extra shilling, I’ll give you a haircut to boot! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6097 Come on, Dad. Preeeetty pleeeeease? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6098 Uncle Bill, where are your glasses? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6099 My prior success has been with apples. I hope you depicted the cherry . 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6100 Ok, but make sure you stay six feet away... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6101 I traded in my longbow for this brand new crossbow 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6102 Before you aim and let it rip, could we call in Friar Tuck first, just in case? Just sayin'! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6103 My name is Joan Vollmer, and I approved this extremely inside joke. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6104 Our delivery driver said this was all they had. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6105 Daddy! I’m not an ice cream sundae! Apple season is next week. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6106 Burst my cherry, pappi 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6107 DO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6108 It might be more breathtaking if I pose in front of the backdrop. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6109 Aye, not far from the tree me lad, but miss and I’ll surely return me wedding band! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6110 It's too bad apples are not in season. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6111 Maybe we should start with an apple instead? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6112 Don’t miss. Please. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6113 Think of all the additional likes we will be getting" 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6114 Daddy,Halloween is coming. Couldn't we use a pumpkin? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6115 Is the apple too small? Or is my head too big? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6116 Don’t move a pit ma chérie. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6117 Downsizing may be the end of the road for poor Walter! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6118 Sure hope you've got on your sundae best. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6119 Why must you always try to outdo Mr. Hood? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6120 Come on, DAD, can’t we put this off until the end of the season!? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6121 One question, Father, before you shoot that arrow into the air, Are you sure, there's no apples anywhere? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6122 It’ll be fine, Papa! I’ll be covered in red either way! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6123 Tell me again, father, the difference between an apple and a cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6124 An apple? What am I, a hack? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6125 Father, you know the villagers say `an apple a day keeps the doctor away.' 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6126 Since when is every penny we spend at the market that precious? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6127 Let's practice with this small apple before Gessler gets here. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6128 Shoot not the fruit, brute. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6129 What exactly are we practicing for? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6130 I forgot to tell you, LensCrafters called. Your new glasses are in. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6131 Weekday Pa-Pa says you don't have it in you. So does Mumsy. I said you might, but remember why Mumsy left you, and that vacation you took us on right before was a nightmare, and the Fisher account didn't lose itself, and... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6132 Just a minute! You said an apple, not a cherry. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6133 You win...all of my wenches. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6134 I prefer an apple . 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6135 DAD, CAN'T WE GET A BIGGER APPLE? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6136 Welcome to the William Tell toll road. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6137 Remember that time as a kid you walked to school during a huge blizzard? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6138 Just don't stare into my lipid eyes or get lost in the cherubic symmetry of my face. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6139 Uh, this is not what I meant by "a cherry on top! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6140 This isn’t horseshoes you know. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6141 It’s better to play with cherries than crossing the line of actual control to get apples 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6142 I bet you couldn’t hit my face! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6143 Dad, promise. I won't play PubG in school with your pistole. I didn't know your favourite game is archery. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6144 My subscribers are going to love this content. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6145 Well, it's either Quibi or this 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6146 You said you’re a pro, so I trust you 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6147 Are you sure there weren't any apples left in the larder? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6148 Headline: In a grave accident, it was determined Robin Hood misunderstood the term "popping the cherry" 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6149 You said you know how to make a cherry pop? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6150 I guess they didn’t account for the placebo effect?!”* *A double-blind, clinical validation study for LASIK eye surger 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6151 I appreciate you making an overture but let’s try an apple, son 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6152 How he lost his hair but kept the hands. The million dollar day that started it all. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6153 I'm sorry boy, you're the biggest cherry 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6154 You said you could handle itty-bitty. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6155 Hold still, let me find my Pantone Card. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6156 I heard organic is better for me” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6157 Don't worry son, this way we'll be ready when the apocalypse comes a-knocking 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6158 are you sure you read the directions right? This can't be what your teacher meant 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6159 I don’t think this is how you ‘Pop Your Cherry’. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6160 ...it’s just you and one more candidate for our stress test before you meet the CEO 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6161 TARGET 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6162 A plum Willie? Seriously? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6163 Please explain the laser target sight again, Father 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 2 1
6164 but dad it just fell from the tree 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6165 I don’t think science knows. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6166 Have you seen the price of apples lately?! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6167 Robinhood is over it. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6168 You don’t think we should use a straw instead? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6169 Although I have no archery skills, thank you for voting me into this position, again. Now, hold still. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6170 what are the odds 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6171 I’m practicing my aim at anti-maskers from 6 feet apart 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6172 Aim higher, I dont want to be a guard in Whiterun! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6173 It's supposed to be an apple, dad, not a cherry. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6174 Where’s mom? Don’t you think she’d want to see? What do you mean you don’t need a bigger target? Golly, you must be really good, huh? Hey Rick, is it ok if I start calling you Dad? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6175 Shot on the Microsoft surface pro 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6176 The first gender reveal party 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6177 .. And now Robin Hood will shoot an organic apple off G’MO’s Head.. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6178 Look at the flowers. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6179 If you don't pop this cherry I probably won't want to do this again 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6180 - Are you sure this will force Mum come out of the house and let us in again? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6181 I thought it would be bigger 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6182 Papa, do it for all those struggling swing ska musicians who need inspiration for a band name! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6183 This is how cherry chapstick is made. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6184 Relax, William burroughs taught me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6185 Dont worry, I saw it done on TikTok 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6186 But Fredrik did not know that father was color blind. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6187 I said social distancing would make this hard enough but you have to be so extra 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6188 Arya and the Hound 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6189 Alternate version of “Of Mice and Men” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6190 It’s not whether or not you trust your father, but if you trust your insurance provider 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6191 If you’re going to take a selfie, now would be the time. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6192 Think of the apple like the pandemic, it's not a big deal. It'll be over before you know it 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6193 Trust me, this is the second most dangerous thing we’re doing. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6194 End of the Road for her ;) 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6195 After the cherry, I’d like to see you try a sesame seed. 1.0943 0.04867 53 48 3 1
6196 Ok...don't kill me, PRETTY please. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6197 Young Epstein 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6198 Miss high, very high. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6199 I told you to bring a pea. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6200 Wait, there's a fruit stand down the road. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6201 Maybe we should try GMO. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6202 I’m gonna Tell On you... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6203 It's this or the cinnamon challenge again, Greg. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6204 I traded Billy his cherries for my crummy apple. Why do you ask? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6205 A crabapple? Really? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6206 Honestly, I wasn't crazy about the apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6207 But I LIKE the pits. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6208 Why can't I go first? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6209 It's not the size of the produce being shot, ... 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6210 Dad if you just fixed the WiFi router we wouldn't have to do this 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6211 We promoted apples. but we should forget about cherries. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6212 Cut the overture, just shoot!" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6213 I thought I was the apple of your eye. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6214 Papa, are you sure the King said maraschino cherry? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6215 There's a better way to break a cherry. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6216 Go on and pop my cherry, Daddy. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6217 This next shot will be the cherry on top of our new show. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6218 Its cherry season! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6219 Maybe start with a watermelon? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6220 I think now is a good time to bring up that life insurance policy you filled for me last week. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6221 I shouldn't have eaten the apple! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6222 "When do I get my turn?" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6223 William, it goes without saying that I'm prepared to make an exception to our usual six foot social distancing rule 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6224 Perhaps independence is overrated. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6225 Can I trade with the kid behind you? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6226 This isn't what I meant when I said you could pop my cherry 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6227 Forget about Tide pods, It's the sundae challenge. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6228 If you miss, please don't tell my mom! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6229 Ah, could you come a little closer? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6230 Gosh Uncle Ernie, maybe your costume WILL make a difference. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6231 You didn't cancel your optometrist appointment last week did you? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6232 This is the hard way to get an Overture about you 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6233 The apples are too expensive. This is more cost effective for practice. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6234 Yes, my name IS Sunday, and yes, that's a cherry on top. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6235 Well dad, I think that it's supposed to be a pineapple, not a crab apple... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6236 It’s COVID. All the apples are gone. Besides, the cherries were on sale. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6237 OK, but stand really, really close. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6238 Wait, you're supposed to aim at the apple. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6239 Pray, Tell. Do I see an Opening on the horizon? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6240 Well, I didnt bring an apple today, I brought cherries. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6241 Why didn't you just use birth control, dad? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6242 Apple - Cherry, Potato-Potahto, Tomato-Tomahto. 6 of one, 1/2 dozen of the other. Believe me...there's really no difference! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6243 This is not what I meant as a Father-Son Sundae... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6244 I know, you’re color confused. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6245 Go ahead. Apples are on sale tomorrow, and this one's poison anyway. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6246 OK...then, how about a MEDIUM pumpkin? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6247 You have nothing to worry about. I’m a real stickler for accuracy. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6248 Because if you can hit the cherry, imagine how easy an apple will be. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6249 It’s always better with a cherry on top! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6250 We were out of apples. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6251 Perhaps we should go around and try to climb the mountain instead . 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6252 ‘Hey, Robinhood! Either you put a mellon on my head, or you come much closer before shooting your arrow!’ 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6253 Should I wear a mask or get a bigger apple? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6254 I'm pretty sure it was an apple on Tik Tok 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6255 Whoa!! Dad you really haven’t practiced shooting a cherry!! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6256 Must stand still, to be in my cabinet. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6257 I love you Dad but I do wish the apple season had gone a little better this year. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6258 Do I tell her I’m colour blind... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6259 Is this a cherry on top or are you just glad to see me? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6260 If practice makes perfect, let's practice with a watermelon. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6261 I don't think I can do this! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6262 Dad, you sure it was a good idea to use that organic fertilizer? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6263 It's a newfangled apple being grown by the undertaker. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6264 No, no! The cherry goes on the mountain top. Where did you put my apple? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6265 I bet you can‘t wait for watermelon season. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6266 But Dad, a cherry? I mean…..Can’t you just practice on a simulator or something? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6267 I can tell you that you were expecting an apple. Just put on your glasses. They're in your fanny pack. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6268 It’s called cherry flicking. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6269 Don't worry, I washed my hair. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6270 I cannot tell a lie. I did cut down the cherry tree. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6271 If you think this cherry is small, wait until you see deez nuts. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6272 Longshot indeed; by now you should know anything's possible so please, please do your part. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6273 Good luck, Dad. Remember that guy Rossini is watching. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6274 If you hit this cherry?...I might live... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6275 You can’t shoot your cherry and eat it too! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6276 I was never good at apples so I figured why not try a cherry. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6277 This isn't what I was expecting when they said, "pop the cherry." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6278 I really wish I didn't eat that apple. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6279 close your eyes in case Imiss 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6280 Didn't George Washington just chop down the cherry tree? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6281 I know that I'm supposed to be an expert with a crossbow but this is ridiculous 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6282 Forget that "you're the apple of my eye" stuff. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6283 Today son you will understand why at times being diminutive is a good thing. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6284 I wish you'd picked a Tamara. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6285 But you told Mom size doesn't matter? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6286 Ok Mister, your sure it's a watermelon 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6287 Hans’ dad says he can do a raspberry. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6288 It won't roll off. It's a Maraschino. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6289 But dad, you're a cheesemonger. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6290 Just pretend it's farther away. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6291 If you miss we can sit in the nurses office for an hour. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6292 Are you really going to make me say "pretty please?" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6293 But Papa, it is a regular-sized apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6294 Dad, I think a cherry is too small. Could we try an apple? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6295 Keep still fat boy. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6296 Please dad,a masterclass does not make you an expert. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6297 Anyone can tie the stem in a knot. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6298 Can I save the pit? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6299 Remember, you only have one stab at this cherry! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6300 Well I still think this is a silly way to get a center parting. How long have you been a barber, anyway? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6301 Go ahead and close your eyes. I don’t care, it’s 2020. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6302 Go ahead, it's better than what Rudy did to me. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6303 But you told me we were making a sundae. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6304 You're sure your 18? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6305 Apple..Cherry...Hey they're both red aren't they? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6306 You think my cherry is droopy, i think it looks like your bow has had a bad life. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6307 I'm good, but I'm not that good. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6308 I called you a male chauvinist and this proves it. You gave me a cherry and my brother an apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6309 You hit an apple the last time, but you think you can hit a cherry? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6310 Better take really good aim 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6311 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, daddy, not a cherry! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6312 I KNOW the scientists said it was a cherry, but that's fake news. Hold still! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6313 They were out of maraschino apples. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6314 We’ve gotta do something to set our cocktail bar apart, Dad. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6315 We're just out of apples. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6316 You switching to a cherry and me using a cross bow for the first time may not make for the funniest of cartoons. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6317 Is it still incest if you pop my cherry while social distancing? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6318 No, really, I can find something bigger. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6319 Please tell me it's not your first time too. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6320 Don't worry, I have already locked in my 10,000 hours. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6321 I did not chop down the apple tree. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6322 I'm pretty sure, Dad, we agreed you would use an apple, not a cherry. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6323 Anywhere below the cherry is good 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6324 Okay, but don’t tell your mother! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6325 Tell me again I'm the cherry of your eyes. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6326 Sorry Hans, many people tell me that global warming really messed with the apple harvest. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6327 How about an apple instead of this cherry? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6328 It was this or a martini olive. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6329 Father Tell, I don't think maraschino cherries were invented yet. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6330 Contacts? Noun, Verb, or Lenses? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6331 Open your mouth and say "Oink", you voluptuous antique statue 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6332 Hi Mr. Hood my name is Sunday 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6333 Quick question. Do we have any bigger fruit? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6334 Let me pop this cherry. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6335 Yeah, but after I got the laser sight put on the crossbow, there's just no challenge with an apple... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6336 Wasn't it supposed to be a watermelon? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6337 Either shoot, or tell me I have a big head again. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6338 Couldn't we wait 'til the apple harvest? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6339 We ate the pumpkin 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6340 Just make sure you're at least 6 feet away, ok? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6341 No, Dad. Apple of your eye. Apple! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6342 But you said you taught Mr. Tell how to shoot crossbow! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6343 Not only should it be an apple, but there was no Highway 61 to revisit! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6344 Please don't . I crave a manhattan. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6345 Where is your monacle? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6346 I realize they're out of season but could we talk seriously about apples? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6347 Yeah, prove 'em wrong, you fat greasy racist pig 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6348 If you miss, I won’t Tell, William Sensei. If you miss, I won’t Tell, William Sensei. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6349 pretty please hit me with a cherry on top 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6350 Couldn't this wait 'til apple season? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6351 How does How does “Anyone can hit an Apple” square with “You’ve got nothing to worry about...just trust your ole’ dad,” ? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6352 Awww, come on, Dad, give me a fighting chance...get a bigger target! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6353 Wait, Billy, until they turn on the fake crowd noise. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6354 William, I really would prefer to wait until after we're married. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6355 Go ahead. Pop it. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6356 Yup, it's cherry season. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6357 you know how to shoot it, right?" Marwa Taqash, Atlanta, G 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6358 Where's the watermelon you showed me? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6359 Because anyone can do an apple - I need it to be a cherry for the 'gram. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6360 Pray tell William, should I pray? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6361 My name is William Tell , need my apples, George Washington can find another way of stealing cherries for his pie!! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6362 What's your problem with fruit? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6363 Crabapples are required until Switzerland joins the EU. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6364 Dad. You know you can just buy canned applesauce. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6365 You didn’t tell me you were color blind. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6366 Are you certain it was supposed to be an apple, not a cherry? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6367 Aim higher, you may actually hit a cherry jam jackpot. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6368 A cherry? Aren't you confusing me with George Washington? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6369 Wouldn’t you rather use an Apple? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6370 If this is all you have to offer, I’d rather the rich keep it all. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6371 I said aim at Fuji, not Fuji Apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6372 No you can't have a bigger apple - it just seems small because it's far away. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6373 I thought that you wore glasses. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6374 Whatcha think’n Mr Tell? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6375 Whatever you do, don't hit the sundae. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6376 I’m telling you the truth Gretal, the Apples were all sold out. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6377 I could just try hitting an apple if you want? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6378 Skillful marksman misses target, instead takes off girl's wig. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6379 I mean, there is no one here....no one would find out 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6380 But father, I was once the apple of your eye. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6381 If I cut my hair, maybe I should be the one shooting the arrow? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6382 I dunno. Maybe we should start with a watermelon. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6383 You said you didn’t have a favorite daddy! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6384 Please first put on your magnifying glasses 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6385 Were they out of apples at the farmer's market? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6386 Hang on a sec, dad. I feel my phone buzzing in my pocket. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6387 An ? would have been a better choice” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6388 What did William tell his child? I told you not to go cherry picking. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6389 Why couldn't you have waited till harvest time for this stunt? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6390 Dad, can we go to Applebee's afterwards? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6391 Don't think that I can't see your tell, William. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6392 Whatever you do, please pop the right one! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6393 Dad, don’t you think we should stick with the apple? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6394 Lets climb the mountain first. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6395 Mommy said I could eat the cherry, instead. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6396 There must be a better way to pit a cherry. Savannah Sellman Oakland, CA 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6397 If you are going to use a cherry, I want an arrow with a suction cup! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6398 I bet I can hit you without hitting the cherry 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6399 No Dad! I was talking about an ice cream Sunday! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6400 Apple is boring, shoot me cherry! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6401 youve got this, right?" and those were her last word 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6402 Small fruit, big mountain, amirite? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6403 I know it’s Sunday, but do we have to put a cherry on top? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6404 Can we get a bigger apple? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6405 My name? It's Pretty Please! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6406 are you gonna eat the last cherry? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6407 Big head. Bigger problems. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6408 They told me to follow the lederhosen, pluck the cherry atop a young maiden's bowl cut and I'd end up back in Nottingham 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6409 Tell you what. Go pour yourself a Manhattan and I'll prove it. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6410 Are you that good? 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6411 Can I take your cherry? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6412 I needed this day like a hole in the head. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6413 Risky? Nah! Either way this'll get more hits than when we did it with the apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6414 Don’t worry my dear, if I miss you will never feel it. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6415 Can we practice first with a fruit larger than a crab-apple ? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6416 Bada Bing? I don 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6417 Raise your bow a bit; you're aiming at my balls. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6418 You're not playing William Burroughs, are you? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6419 Please father...not the cherry ! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6420 What's with this damned cherry? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6421 Felt cute... might delete later! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6422 You do know there's a thing called an apple" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6423 Wait !! Wait! I see a bigger one! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6424 A cherry...is a cherry...is a cherry. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6425 This isn't what I had in mind when she asked me to "pop her cherry"... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6426 What about one of those Fuji ones. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6427 Go ahead and shoot. Please. I'm tired of being this badly drawn. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6428 Can I be one of your "cherry men?!" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6429 I understand apples are not in season, Dad. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6430 True, I AM a cherry picker. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6431 Just remember I'm not the cherry on the top 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6432 Where's the apple? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6433 I can't wait for dinner, papa. Mama said we are having apple pie for dessert! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6434 Sorry to ask again, but you're sure you deserved all those promotions? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6435 Don't get cocky William; he said it only had to be an apple. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6436 Ok, but this is the last one. I’ve got a nail appointment.” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6437 You gave my brother a bigger apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6438 Yeah, so I’m just going to shoot your head. It’s bigger. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6439 If you want to be a legend don’t miss 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6440 Watch out--Washington is behind you cutting down an apple tree. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6441 How about a Hokuto instead? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6442 I'm sure I don't want to use a watermelon. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6443 I'm uncomfortable with this. It's a tight margin of hair. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6444 Pretty please ain't gonna -- aww. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6445 Can you change this for an apple? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6446 You won't get much sympathy f you miss going for a symphony. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6447 Since it’s almost Halloween, shouldn’t we use a large pumpkin? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6448 You really love me 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6449 Willya' Tell me why we have to go through with this. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6450 Did you use up the apples for training 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6451 And are you sure no blood will get on the cherry father? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6452 William tell me you haven't been drinking again! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6453 From my perspective, very little has changed. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6454 This is just a practice shot. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6455 Wait! I've got a paring knife! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6456 They only had Red Delicious and I’m not putting some trash apple on my head if this is going on IG. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6457 I'AM NOT YOUR MAID MARION **** 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6458 Are you sure you don’t want to practice first? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6459 Dad, can next year's vacation be somewhere other than Dalmatia? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6460 If you're not sure, let's return it. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6461 If you pinch and then spread your fingers, it will look bigger. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6462 William Tell's lesser-known daughter, Sundae. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6463 Why don't you just cherry up?" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6464 Hold still, pretty please... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6465 Couldn't we start out with a melon and work our way down, Dad ? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6466 Uh, Uncle Bob, do you think we could let my dad takes the shot? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6467 The target keeps getting smaller and smaller... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6468 I think the risk of deflection by the pit is the last of our problems 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6469 You shouldn't have told them you had Lasik, Pop. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6470 Takes only a second, Sweet Tango 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6471 Actually, it is my first time. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6472 Yeah I do this often 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6473 Are you just trying to make your arrow look larger? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6474 After this may I then stand in line to vote? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6475 Umm, Dad, I think there are laws against this... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6476 William, if you make this I' ll write you an opera. . 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6477 I confirmed I could bake a cherry pie but nobody said that the cherries be pitted. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6478 Let's not get cheeky, shall we? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6479 I regret naming you Sundae. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6480 There has to be a better way to pit these. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6481 This is starting to feel like the binding of Isaac. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6482 Dad, after this we will move on to dried fruits! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6483 No poppa, I didn't tell mommy. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6484 Mom will kill me if I'll get cherry stains on my pants! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6485 If you use an apple I promise to go on a diet and stick to it this time. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6486 Let's hope your head doesn't become the color of this cherry. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6487 Are you sure? Yes I’m sure don’t worry, if you miss there’s a tree behind me 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6488 And if you miss, what does mom get? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6489 Well played, sir. Those booties are on point. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6490 Who wants cherry pie? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6491 ...and then, I’ll put it in my mouth and tie the stem in a knot. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6492 Are you sure this is what they meant by popping my cherry? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6493 I wanna go next, daddy. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6494 STAND STILL or I might hit the cherry 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6495 stand straight would you? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6496 I don't want to be Robin Hood, Sam. Such peer pressure. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6497 I love you to the cherry and back 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6498 Maybe you’re right, it is a little early in apple picking season 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6499 Father, shouldn’t we start with the pumpkin 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6500 Please shoot me, it doesn’t matter if you’re cupid or not. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6501 Dad, do you think we should use an apple instead of a cherry 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6502 Honey, I only shrunk the apple, not the kid. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6503 daddy, I really like pumpkins more. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6504 Of course the third rule, as any responsible owner knows, is to always maintain trigger discipline 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6505 You’ve got a little red something in your hair. Here, I’ll get it for you. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6506 I should have known better than to eat cake! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6507 No no no... Son... the cherry is in your mouth!.. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6508 Couldn’t this meeting be an email? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6509 dad, could we wait for the apple season? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6510 You might wanna go with a smaller crossbow 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6511 Meatloaf, my boy, I would do anything for love. But I won’t do that. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6512 „Believe it or not, this method was among the top search results“ 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6513 It's not a piece of cake ... Not with a cherry on top! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6514 I’m not so sure about this #challenge.... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6515 Stop being a self made man.the tree is giving you for tree,you don't have to earn 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6516 You don’t look like Cupid 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6517 It’s fine, my other job is cherry picking 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6518 Take one last look at that incredible view before I blow your mind with this amazing shot. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6519 I don’t care what the risks are I am gonna do this “my way!” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6520 So I see you finally decided to get bangs. Hold still. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6521 And this children is how you had your cherry popped in the old country 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6522 I really hope this is the year he finally misses. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6523 Farther the God/goal nearest to the temple/apple 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6524 My skinny sister would make a much easier target. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6525 Didn't I say I'd let you pop my cherry? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6526 It feels like there might be an easier way for us to half this cherry to share. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6527 Don't worry the YouTube has taught me well 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6528 Dating these days...I used to just have to tie a knot in the stem 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6529 Sir William wished there was an easier way to get back his garnish. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6530 Don’t worry, you can trust me. I just finished watching a “how to” video on the YouTube. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6531 dont get distracted by that mountain that looks like a breast again Bob. Thats how Carol left the act. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6532 If I miss, you can have my tights. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6533 If you hit me, Robin, you're no better than the police 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6534 I’m pretty sure Robin Hood robbed from the rich... not tried to go viral on Instagram. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6535 No hunting for me, I’m on a new balanced diet. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6536 Je t’aime ma cherry 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6537 You say MaraschiNO, but I say MaraschiYES 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6538 What? It’s organic. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6539 I just want to be part of the Nelk Boys dad! Make sure you’re recording 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6540 Alright, third time’s a charm. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6541 Don’t worry about the Apple ID rather it be the face. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6542 Hurry hurry, may your knuckles scurry. Floored to know a tiny cherry could cause you such a worry!! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6543 Meet the Addams family’s lesser known son: Sundae Addams. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6544 Hold still, it’s science 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6545 Believe it or not, my biggest concern is not actually the size of the apple. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6546 Stay still. I do not want to hurt my precious cherry 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6547 Nitron did you know? That you'll get nothing from one sided Love" @newyorkercartoon 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6548 Remember I just want a little off the top. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6549 It’s safe at 6 feet. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6550 Maybe not always shoot your shot... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6551 Keep focus, keep focus, the cherry on the cake ! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6552 It’s going to be just fine. We have it totally under control. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6553 the way to new road ain't easy! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6554 What’s this on your head? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6555 The Specsavers marketing team had gotten a bit out of hand with this latest campaign 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6556 Don't tell Ma. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6557 ...COURSE it’s ‘organic.’ 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6558 Because apples are too easy and bull eyes are tough to find. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6559 Are you sure this is how I loose my cherry? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6560 Win-win 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6561 It’s too bad we already ate the last watermelon 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6562 Stop messing around, Sundae. 1.0926 0.03982 54 48 5 0
6563 Yeah, on second thought, I’ll pass on the haircut. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6564 Go ahead, make my day. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6565 Careful where you point that thing! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6566 But my name is Wilhelmina, can't you tell? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6567 I told Hans, my Daddy can outshoot your Daddy. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6568 I thought you said Sunday! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6569 Pretty sure I won't miss I'm not aiming that the cherry 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6570 Don’t, Tell! I said, ‘Don’t ask,’ Don’t, Tell!” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6571 The fellow at the liquor store said you can’t miss with these “Luxardo’s”! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6572 I told you. This is how you make cherry pie. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6573 Im trying to help you focus 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6574 Perhaps, this would be a good time to think about getting that Lasik operation you've been talking about. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6575 Apple any day but cherry humm. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6576 If you miss at least I'll still get a page in the yearbook Sven. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6577 What are you really protesting, Will? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6578 This time let's try it with a crabapple. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6579 Well, I'm glad we were out of raisins. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6580 But William Tell died thousands of years ago. He may have never even existed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6581 Papa, before we try this, what other fruit did mama have in the kitchen? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6582 Sure, I’m aiming for the apple 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6583 My Dad's gonna find out about this. I just know it!" 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6584 Yo, don’t forget, the cherry doesn’t have two eyes” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6585 Are you sure it is a "cherry picker"? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6586 Dad, you did say to bring the red fruit from the table, didn't you? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6587 Mithter Tell, I hope you're not over-ture of yourthelf. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6588 Make the apple bigger- my arrow is big 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6589 Either you are getting bigger or apples are getting smaller. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6590 Quiet. Watermelons aren’t in season. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6591 Come on Dad. One more cherry for the jackpot! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6592 I am sorry I believed the fake news story about it being an apple. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6593 What's the matter, forgot your glasses? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6594 So now, Dad, you’re just bragging....... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6595 This one may part your hair. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6596 I prefer Fuji 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6597 Popping my cherry is preferable to the alternative. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
6598 But father, shooting a pumpkin off my head would really be impressive. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6599 Little Swiss Sundae 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6600 I'm thinking that maybe it wasn't such a great idea to admit that I chopped down the cherry tree. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6601 It's not my fault that somebody ate all the apples, and the only thing left in the fridge was that old jar of Maraschino cherries. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6602 But cherries were on sale this week. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6603 Do you think we should invest in something more certain? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6604 I'm dyslexic. I picked a cherry 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6605 Pretty please with a cherry on top?" This is not what I thought I was agreeing to 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6606 Please stop pointing that thing at my lady business! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6607 The smaller the fruit, the greater the chance it goes viral. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6608 But dad, mom says gravity is what happened to your body 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6609 Don't worry, it's a crab apple! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6610 If I'm not mistaken, it should be an apple on my head! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6611 If you miss, do I get to eat the cherry? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6612 I thought it was supposed to be something bigger! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6613 Think it over Jack. If you won't let me borrow your hat then I get first turn with the crossbow! And you get no hat. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6614 Let's go get a cherry Coke instead. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6615 No, Dad, you didn't give me your glasses. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6616 You love Gallagher! And he does really funny stuff with watermelons. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6617 To Tell you the truth,I don't like this game. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6618 But I cannot tell a lie! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6619 Couldn't we start with a 20 ouncer? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6620 Well, it's more of a challenge. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6621 So you’re worried about wasting a good apple? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6622 this was not what i had in mind when you suggested “father-son time” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6623 Where are the puppies? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6624 Let me show the world the power of Patriarchy! But first, let me have the cherry on the top.. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6625 What are you doing? Wilhelm, tell! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6626 Cherry up, William & just tell yo son already this ain't an apple shot! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6627 Don’t forget to account for the Maraschino Effect. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6628 Oh so merry look is the latest forest fashion maiden’s must-have hair accessocherry. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6629 Are you sure about this ‘TikTok challenge’? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6630 „They only had regional fruit.“ 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6631 Stand still while I shoot your arrow with my cherry. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6632 Cherry-picking my target 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6633 I think that you are closer than 6 feet 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6634 : Think! 8 million lives at stake!! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6635 cherryo Miss Sophie 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6636 Exquisite detailing of your face only solace I have 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6637 Aim low, dad. I'm sick of distance learning. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6638 Quick, before the tree explodes! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6639 Mary! It's color! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6640 ...because I'm on the Keto Diet, and besides, that old apple thing needed some re-imagining... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6641 Father-It's not working, gonna use a watermelon this time; Kid- Pops! what are you waiting for?Just do it before it develops a root 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6642 Sure try it, but stay 2 m distant! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6643 So it’s a cherry... go for it! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6644 Honestly I’d prefer to wait til apples were in season 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6645 Maybe a little closer? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6646 I saw some ninjas doing the same thing with swords. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6647 Come on, Ester. I told you. I don't want to pop your cherry. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6648 Are you trying to disprove this concept called "gravity"? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6649 I hope the arrow is good at cherry picking. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6650 Why not replace the cherry with an apple? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6651 This TikTok is gonna be so much better than William Tell’s. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6652 Finally, first day of school! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6653 I thought I asked you to get my glasses off of the kitchen counter? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6654 Nobody said crabapple 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6655 Cherry PoppinP 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6656 Papa, why do you have three more at the ready? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6657 Dad, I understand why we're doing this, but couldn't you find a bigger apple? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6658 Cherry Shooter 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6659 This is for 100 points. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6660 Maraschin-oh-no-she-betta-don't! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6661 Not that I'm worried, but if you're going to substitute for the apple, make it a watermelon. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6662 You seem a little unsure of yourself. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6663 You didn't look worried when you popped Linda's cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6664 Couldn't you at least have said given the big T a little nod 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6665 Cutbacks. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6666 Forget it! Let’s just go with the woodsman-taking-my-cherry story” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6667 This is a stickup! Gimme that cherry on your head! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6668 You do realize you chose a cherry instead of an apple for the target? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6669 No..You are mistaken...I’m not the sheriff of Nottingham in drag 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6670 I'm a boy! There is no symbolism for me in a cherry! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6671 The hell with the overture, if you can nail this Rosinni write the William Tell symphony !! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6672 Didn't you always say that I was the APPLE of your eye? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6673 Mr. Tell, are you sure it's supposed to be a Cherry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6674 You couldn't find an apple; I don't think a cherry is going to work. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6675 I know it's red and a fruit. But I thought ... an apple, maybe? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6676 Wait. I think we should revisit that story you used to tell me about Grandma and breastfeeding. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6677 Dad, how about using an apple instead?" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6678 yes, sir it IS a cherry and ... by the by, sir ... your son, Walter? He gave me five bucks to fill in for him ... and ... oh ... he also said it would be ok if I ate that apple ... and ... say ... isn’t that one of them new crossbows? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6679 Oh, look, . . a shiny object! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6680 Dad, when the fruit's too small, Mr. Tell uses a handful of rocks. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6681 Perhaps we should start with a pumpkin - it would be a shame to waste a good cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6682 Were there no more apples on the shelves, Sire? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6683 Please, Daddy, if you get a bigger apple, it will tell me you love me. 1.0816 0.03952 49 44 4 0
6684 C'mon- it's as Swiss as cherry pie! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6685 This just don't hit the same anymore. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6686 I’m not sure this is such a great idea out of season. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6687 I want to be buried next to Alfonse and yes, you can eat the cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6688 You only get one shot at this. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6689 He said, “Apple,” not, “Crabapple,” Dad! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6690 You can have your way with me if you use a dart gun! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6691 I want an apple, not a cherry 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6692 Just a bit off the top. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6693 Dad, dad... I swear I didn't steal her cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6694 Mom said we should try a cherrrrry! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6695 If you miss, I don’t have to go to school for a week! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6696 Maybe we should have added a bit of fertilizer to the apple tree? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6697 I heard that Apple products were made with child labor." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6698 I'm all for learning new things, but are you sure this is what they meant by "start small"? 1.0816 0.03952 49 44 4 0
6699 Why a crab apple daddy? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6700 Would you like me to hum a tune to relax you? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6701 Pop the Cherry 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6702 Yeah well, sorry son, they got this depression on and I gotta provide for me and mine 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6703 I told Walter that my dad could shoot better than he is dad! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6704 So, Dad.... You're sure it's a cherry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6705 My one regret will be if you try to cherry-pick the results. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6706 Are you sure you don't want to use a watermelon? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6707 What do you mean an apple? What’s wrong with a cherry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6708 Does this mean you'll get the Crossbow contract . .and I'll be like Prince Eric . . ? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6709 I've heard of Maraschino, but this is ridiculous! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6710 You know it is pumpkin season, right? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6711 Are you sure we can't wait until apple season? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6712 Daddy, stop referring to it as your little girl's cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6713 You’re sure it’s a good idea to do this with hay fever 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6714 Go on, pop my cherry! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6715 I'm here to "Eat" the author . . . Excuse me, "Meat" the author 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6716 I can't shoot a cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6717 After the apple, do you really need another feather in your cap? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6718 So you know, apples I can do, cherries are a 50/50 shot. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6719 Don't forget to put on your glasses 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6720 Pop my cherry, daddy! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6721 I'm George. You're in the wrong story. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6722 I'm okay with the cherry, but I draw the line at a blueberry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6723 Let your failures inspire you to keep taking shots at success. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6724 I still think a Granny Smith apple would have worked just fine. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6725 Oh, come on! I'll give you three tries this time! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6726 Listen IIgNgDiBcIBYBcEQM4FIDMBBNAmAYnvgO6kB0AdgKbECeA9gE4DWVjZAxvQLZEcCGjBPXoV0BLhQRUUCEABoQjGCBABfIA 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6727 Sharpest aim in all the land, huh? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6728 Before you try to pop that cherry, you should know that you’re on To Catch a Predator. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6729 I'm in pants, and you, a dress. So, tradition gives me a shot at your feather. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6730 I thought cherry season was over. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6731 I won't tell if you won't, Tell. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6732 Here goes for the minialis 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6733 Dad, turn your back and count to 100! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6734 Okay, dad, you can have the cherry on top. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6735 Uh, dad, can you give me a second to find a little larger apple? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6736 If you Kneel there will be less of you to hit 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6737 May I suggest a nice large watermelon to start? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6738 Hope you are not color blind! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6739 If I bow, will you still think I crossed you? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6740 Yo! It's fall. That should be an apple not a cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6741 God, I hope I hit the apple. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6742 I think there’s some mistake here... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6743 And this is what happens when you get the cherry on the cake! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6744 Yeah..........cherry on top is just an expression Dad 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6745 Forsooth, I cannot tell a lie. The cherry tree attacked me. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6746 This would be easier if I weren't colorblind. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6747 A cherry, at your age Dad? An apple today keeps the arrow away. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6748 I won't move like the last kid 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6749 How about if I put the arrow on my head and you threw that Apple add it instead? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6750 When I tell mom you took my lucky arrow, you're not going to be allowed to use Xbox for a month. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6751 Are you sure you don’t want to wait until apple season? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6752 I get it, an apple a day but can’t you just slice it 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6753 When did you run out of apples? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6754 I have only two requests. This place must be called New York. And on a related note... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6755 I appreciate your confidence, son, and I know the cherry was your idea, but now that I see it, I'm thinking more along the lines of "apple." Whaddaya say? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6756 The folklore mentioned nothing of a run of Apples. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6757 I wish I hadn’t eaten all the apples. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6758 Sorry but only black and white is just the pits. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6759 Or, you could just tuck it onto the brim for a little pop of color?! Quite smart, don’t you think?! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6760 But Dad, there's an apple orchard right over there... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6761 Let me practice with this cherry first...... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6762 It's your fault for breaking our cherry de-stoner, kid. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6763 You always hated me. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6764 But, if my parents ask, I will tell them, Bill 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6765 Don't complain. It's better than a blueberry! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6766 I know you've never used a crossbow before, but I won't tell. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6767 Not sure this cartoon is worth the red ink in the print edition. You? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6768 Son, I've never told you that I love you. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6769 The avalanche from my arrow will fell your little Trump hat. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6770 Are you sure about the cherry? Hit or miss, you followers will tell the difference. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6771 Gotta tamp down vibration on the fish mic Anne H Mayagoitia, Oaxaca, Mexico 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6772 apple, crab apple,what's the difference. now shoot it! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6773 This time lets try a real cherry! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6774 Remember, confidence is key. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6775 I know you said an apple, but this way if you miss, you'll have a better excuse. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6776 I thought it was 'steal from the rich and give to the poor' not 'take an apple off the ground and use me for target practice'! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6777 Lisa has little to worry about given Flynn won the state championship as a kid and his last target practice was just under 3 years ago. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6778 This is disturbing, Lars! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6779 I thought crabapples were banned from this sport. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6780 Give it a shot. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6781 Dad, couldn't we do this after you've had your appointment with the optometrist? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6782 My glasses will be ready in a few days but I THINK I can see that cherry clear enough to hit it from this distance! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6783 The apple of my eye 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6784 Annie said I need to pop my cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6785 It's size represents my aspirational weight. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6786 Will not risk it Will. Just because you enjoy Manhattan’s. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6787 I may have misunderstood what you meant by a standstill agreement 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6788 I guess Abraham messed up. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6789 So that's how you want to bust my cherry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6790 William, how the pea and Helen work out? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6791 Don't worry, I'm top of my class. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6792 Finding the solution for COVID-19 Crisis is as likely to come about as you shooting this apple off my head. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6793 I'm sick of the the " Cherry on Top'". Can we try " An Orange" ? That lasts longer and longer! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6794 Sometimes, Mort, it makes me nervous when you call me "Mon Cheri." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6795 Stop cherry picking. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6796 IT LOOKS HARDER THAN IT IS! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6797 I was hoping to make you laugh so I could run. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6798 Hey you with the cherry on your head! Will you shoot me with this crossbow? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6799 Dad, mom said to us a pea-shooter. I agree with mom. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6800 How about we go with your second-favorite fruit? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6801 Does the apple fall far from the tree? I cannot tell. OR I'm gonna turn that apple into Swiss cheese 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6802 At that moment William realized he couldn’t tell. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6803 Why the cherry? Because I'm kinky. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6804 I thought Suzie was your favorite? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6805 Cherry picking won’t take you very far. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6806 Instead of a cherry will you use an apple? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6807 Pretend we're on America's Got Talent. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6808 Are you sure you don't want someone a little taller? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6809 I don't know what happened to it. But only tourists call it that. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6810 You said you would pop my cherry. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6811 I’d rather stand on top of the mountain Mr. Tell. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6812 Remember, the next page in this story book shows only red cherry splatter - got it? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6813 Where's your mask? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6814 How old did you say you are? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6815 I see you have never heard of t 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6816 But Billy Jr's dad used an apple! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6817 Papa, wait a minute. Let me look around for something bigger. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6818 Sorry sweetie, the baron raised taxes for us again that cherries were on sale. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6819 With a cherry as target, I waive all social distancing requirements. Get as close as you want, Dad. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6820 You only get the one, you know 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6821 I thought we were SINGING the Cherry Duet Mr. Pavarotti! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6822 What? you said William Tell was pathetic. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6823 The cherry tree was taken by Q aliens in a green Edsel 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6824 But I like Honey Crisps. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6825 Why do you hate life so? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6826 I'm concerned that you think this thing on my head is a cherry. Have you considered eyeglasses? It's the latest fad from Italy. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6827 Just do it, coward. You won't. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6828 How did practice go with mommy? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6829 Are you ready to figure out your gender now, Pat? Ever since the fire, I've decided that this is the safest way. 1.0816 0.02062 49 46 3 0
6830 Politicians need to stop their danged cherry picking. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6831 Sorry, my dad just doesn't care about cherries. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6832 guessher apple is too tiny 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6833 Mom said slice up the cherries, she’s tired of apple pie. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6834 First he says a pumpkin, but you can't keep your mouth shut. Then he says okay we'll make it an apple then ... and you still can't keep your mouth shut. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6835 What do you mean, heat check? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6836 Dad, the instructions said if you can't get it to work, to switch it off and switch it back on again. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6837 If you want to become a legend in your own time, I don’t think a cherry apple is the way to go. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6838 It’s a normal apple! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6839 Fear not if you miss, father. I am not your only male heir. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6840 An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry... any little thing to make us all merry! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6841 I'll promise to clean up my room today! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6842 Don't we need some ice cream for cherry on top? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6843 I know you expect me to become an archer like you, Daddy, but when I grow up I wanna be an ice cream sundae!" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6844 Dad mom won’t like this 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6845 Big head, big problem. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6846 What cherry tree? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6847 Daddy, let's try a red delicious and not a crabapple. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6848 For doing this with a cherry, I wan't more perks. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6849 I told you already.The marriage isn’t legal. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6850 Are you sure you dont need a telescope. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6851 I don't care, I still want whipped cream. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6852 When your therapist said you should find your passion, I don’t think this is what she meant. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6853 Dammit dad! Who’d you tick off this time? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6854 This down sizing is going to be the death of me. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6855 Wouldn't a pumpkin be more seasonally appropriate? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6856 Yes, I’m eighteen. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6857 Don't worry, they call me Deadeye Dan. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6858 Well isn’t this the cherry on top 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6859 The apples weren't organic. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6860 Dad, Dad, don't believe those stories about the milkmen. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6861 That's a mighty little apple! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6862 Careful, of you miss, I’ll be damaged goods. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6863 Angels can fly, right? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6864 Have you thought of cutting off a bit of your back hair? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6865 I don't think a caption is necessary. The drawing is funny by itself. But if you want a caption, I suggest, "Ready?" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6866 It's berry, berry tiny. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6867 Medieval sports with friar Sundae. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6868 If you miss?" We'll just try it again, of course 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6869 That’s one small Apple 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6870 A bad decision with a cherry on top 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6871 You're not exactly who I had in mind to pop my cherry. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6872 How about adding a scoop of ice cream? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6873 I was fine with the apple. But what’s after this, a blueberry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6874 from today I will be Hood, and you cherry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6875 If I do it, will you tell on me? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6876 Look at this ugly little fuck. If he had a neck I'd shoot him in the fucking throat. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6877 The cherry'll make for a better Instagram. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6878 Ok, but this is the last one. I’ve got an appointment with the nail lady. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6879 The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here; but it can never forget what we did here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6880 Make sure you put your glasses on 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6881 The cherry cartel bought the franchise. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6882 No apples, but this maraschino cherry should do the trick. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6883 Just remember I know where mom hides the chocolate. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6884 Is this really about archery, Dad? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6885 Ready, aim! Sire. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6886 ..Not exactly how I’d envisioned my first time.. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6887 Honey, I'll be safe. Just make sure you aim at me. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6888 Wouldn't an apple be more appropriate? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6889 If the Tells lived in 2020. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6890 I got it at the farmer's market, why? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6891 I cannot tell a lie; I chopped down the cherry tree 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6892 Tell, tell me true, Uri you know I love you. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6893 Papa, what does ‘Quit while you’re ahead’ mean? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6894 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6895 No, I'm telling you an apple and a cherry are the same size. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6896 Dad, you did get that prescription for beta blockers, right? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6897 Dad, I am pleased you have taken up a new hobby during COVID-19, but wasn't an apple enough of a challenge? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6898 Son, I want you to know you're the apple of my eye 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6899 Come on Dad just pretend it’s an apple 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6900 Inventive “cut and color” techniques became commonplace following Her Majesty’s social distancing decree. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6901 Insurance? I don't know what that is Mr. Will. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6902 This won't be as messy. I hope. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6903 I trust you 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6904 Don't you have a larger apple? My Granny Smith will lend you one. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6905 Innocent as a child the common man with a Corona apple on his head waits for an arrow of vaccine. No doubt only one will be gone. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6906 An even better archer could hit a blueberry. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6907 But William, apples ARE in season!" 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6908 I can’t believe you couldn’t find any apples 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6909 I am not shaking! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6910 I couldn't find an apple, Daddy. I thought a cherry would be okay. Want me to get your glasses? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6911 Why is thy generation so frivolous and wasteful? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6912 We should get back to the autumnal equinox festival, Uncle Donald. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6913 We upgraded from apples to cherries. With military-grade bow and arrow, I knew you needed a good challenge. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6914 When they said apples were out of season, couldn't you have suggested a fruit larger than a cherry? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6915 Trust me, this’ll be great PR for you. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6916 If George Washington could cut down a cherry tree, then why can't you hit a cherry above my head? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6917 So, yeah...I take from the rich...and give to the poor...it's pretty darn rad...What's that? The youth of this smoldering heap of injustice and greed will save all of humanity AND Planet Earth? With communication, collective activism, empathy, and science, you say? Respect." #vote for #chang 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6918 Are you not tired of mother calling you a coward? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6919 If you don’t miss I can’t grow up to be president.” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6920 Don't worry, it's just a cherry 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6921 DARK AGE GAME SHOW Fletcher thought, “having hit the melon and apple, securing a plow and mule, a milk cow Would be the cherry on top.” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6922 When you said we must practice in all seasons, this is not what I had in mind 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6923 Have I told you this game bores me to death? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6924 Don’t worry I hit the cherry like 50% of the time 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6925 Don’t pop a child’s cherry, it’s life threatening 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6926 Tik-Talk on the clock" 🙌 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6927 It’s the latest in therapy. And the results have been very promising up to now 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6928 Rob from the powerless to pay the powerful. Sorry kid, someone’s gotta pay. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6929 Are you sure? Cause it looks damn well pitted to me... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6930 Aim low. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6931 Son, this is the year of our Lord 2020...What could possibly go wrong??? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6932 Remember. You’re the cherry of my eye 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6933 HELLO DADDY! I’m NOT your ch-ch-ch CHERRY BOMB! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6934 Are you sure this was how Adam and Eve did it? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6935 Dad, should you really be doing this drunk? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6936 Humpty Dumpty: How The Omelet Was Really Made. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6937 Don’t worry, this shot is absolutely going to get FDA approved. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6938 . “Tell me you cherish me that much” 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6939 Go ahead. You are like a Star Wars Stormtrooper. I'm not worried. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6940 Calm Down... You are not a (Mt.) Fuji-tive. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6941 👀👣👣👣👀. Keeping apart. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6942 Damn Robinhood thinks he’s so great with his apples, wait until Yorkshire hears about this... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6943 On second thought, hiking would be a better way to lose weight. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6944 This is tricky because I actually like apples 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6945 apples not cherries? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6946 I thought the cherries were organic, I'm sorry! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6947 Dad, we already have Switzerland. Do we really need Liechtenstein as well? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6948 No Telling what will strike you next 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6949 Why do we always use a cherry for Sunday practice? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6950 Don’t let the cherry distract you. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6951 It's apples to oranges, no kidding! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6952 Dave wondered if this was a bad time to practice balancing a cherry on his head. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6953 You’re just going have to trust me 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6954 And you think THIS will make me a legitimate villain? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6955 Where'd this kid come from? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6956 Honestly, go ahead and aim for the face.., 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6957 Don’t think I won’t tell mom 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6958 If you dare wear short shorts... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6959 2020 the year when cherries chose to live on heads 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6960 This is a whole new world of cherry picking 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6961 Father, your attempt to shoot this cherry off my head with a crossbow will surely end in my immediate death. Please proceed. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6962 No longer sitting on a wall I see, Humpty Dumpty 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6963 What he doesn't know won't kill him......or will it? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6964 Dear Inga, i was reading an intetesting article on cleft pallets today. Over to the left a smidge please. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6965 Ok, sweetheart, this won’t hurt a bit. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6966 Trust me. Trump says he has a healthcare plan. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6967 F—k tha police! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6968 C’mon, Dad! This mountain town ain’t seen nothin’ yet! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6969 Your mother and I are... getting a divorce. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6970 What was your name again? mmm...Covid 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6971 Don’t worry about the camera, Fred, I signed a consent form. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6972 C'mon dad! You said wearing a mask was worse 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6973 I take back all my complaints about remote learning. I promise to behave on Zoom. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6974 Um..Dad...I know you’re trying to maintain your growth mindset but I don’t think this qualifies as PE class for me! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6975 They were out of apples at the store. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6976 Otherwise, medieval Marashino’s fables were much like like our own 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6977 Just aim for my face I don’t care anymore 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6978 You've got to be out of your cherry picking mind. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6979 'You sure you want to do this now? We just came back from a happy hour.' 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6980 But that doesn't look like my Nerf Bow and Arrow dad. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6981 Don’t worry. If I miss there’s a tree behind you 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6982 Your dancing tik toks just aren’t bringing in the amount of views we need, we got to step it up. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6983 Operation Warp Speed of the Middle Ages. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6984 I'm sorry son, the apples are finished 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6985 That's nonsense! love you all just the same. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6986 One Shirley Temple coming right up! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6987 ...right, I did say apple, I figure, we'll work our way up. Humility! Son...in all things... 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6988 You may kill me, but new ideas are arrow-proof 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6989 Wouldn't taking our shirts off improve the chances of this going viral on TikTok?. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6990 There must surely be an easier way to pit the cherries, father” 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6991 But dad, I already told you, it was George, not me 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6992 Pretty please, with a cherry on top. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6993 You said Simon Cowell would be here. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6994 If I can tie the stem into a knot with just my tongue, we switch to an apple, okay? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6995 When I miss, a second arrow will come from behind a grassy knoll. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6996 You're sure it's not cantaloupe season? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6997 This is probably a good time to tell you I'm colour blind 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6998 How about a watermelon? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6999 Hey Dad, don’t hit the pit. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7000 For you, maybe, but it wasn't getting old for me." 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7001 A good year for Swiss apple pie sales is a bad year for William Tell. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7002 Are you crazy? Do I look like George Washington? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7003 Haven't you already made your point, Dad? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7004 I know this about you challenging yourself, but does me dying really do much for your archery skills? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7005 I ate the apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7006 You lied! You said it would be a cantaloupe. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7007 500 feet is 500 feet. This isn't an adequate loophole. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7008 Climate change: Bigger people, smaller apples. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7009 I only eat organic. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7010 Maybe we could postpone this until pumpkins are in season? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7011 Maybe a cherry should be our stretch goal. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7012 Hold still while I mourn your innocence. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7013 Didn't you used to play for the Cherry Poppin' Daddies? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7014 You promise you were able to hit mom’s cherry, right dad? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7015 I’m mildly allergic to apples. Figured I’d play it safe. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7016 TELL me when your going to shoot! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7017 Dad, couldn't we use an apple instead of a cherry? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7018 Can we use a bigger apple ? Just asking. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7019 I said make it BIGGER 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7020 I am gonna close my eyes to shoot will be the cherry on top! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7021 It's the cherry on top, alright? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7022 200 years ago today 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7023 I like Altdorf in June, how about you? Dad? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7024 William tell me you’re kidding. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7025 You were supposed to bring an apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7026 Robin hood is an inspirational figure they said. A little cosplay never hurt anyone they said. Just play along; it'll be some father-son bonding they said. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7027 Mom said apple season was over. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7028 Just this once, can't we break the 6 foot rule? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7029 you should have gone for the head - thanos 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7030 Daddy, you missed the apple on my brother, but why is my apple so much smaller? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7031 Religion: Place a cherry on your first born's head, then shoot them in the knee, okay? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7032 Aren't there any apples in your quiver? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7033 I won't Tell if you miss 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7034 I think you should get a little more closer, please. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7035 I think you got it backwards. Smaller head bigger Apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7036 Aren’t you supposed to spear my apple? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7037 Sorry Dad, bow and arrow, it's an apple. Bow gun, its a cherry. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7038 I’m game, but the proper tool for this job is a cherry pitter. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7039 You know, that is not how this works. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7040 if you miss, it'll be the cherry on top! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7041 Little girl: Maybe I should be the shooter! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7042 Dad, do you think we could use a pumpkin instead of a cherry? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7043 Don't cherry-pick the stats, Dad. Just shoot and get it over with. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7044 A little to the right. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7045 Practice makes perfect. Why don't you bing some cherries off that tree instead? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7046 I suspect that one day in the future, they may use more advanced weapons than this one. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7047 I'm telling you, there has to be a better way to pit cherries. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7048 Relax. They've agreed to replace the non-union cartoonist. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7049 I preferred when we used the apple 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7050 Agreed, it does take skill. But doesn’t it also take skill to make new friends over a very small snack? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7051 Come on, we've gotta do better than this William Tell guy. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7052 I think this will get a higher amount of “Likes” on YouTube than our apple did. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7053 Shirley's last request was a 7UP and to be buried in a Temple. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7054 Oh by the way, sorry I had sex with your wife. And the donkey. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7055 I don't know who ate the apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7056 'What if I told you there is another way to break my cherry." 1.0800 0.03876 50 45 4 0
7057 I know I can do this with a sword, but I think I can handle this. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7058 Wait a sec...do you think I'm Robin or William? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7059 Just a minute - I'm getting a pumpkin! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7060 Pray tell, William, aren't a little young for the picking? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7061 Hi Homi, I'm Sui. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7062 I don't think this whole "Olympics" thing is worth it. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7063 I'm practicing for Americas Got Talent! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7064 Father, I know you thought my idea of a watermelon was insulting to your marksmanship, but can’t we find a middle ground? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7065 Have confidence in yourself Dad! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7066 I said I'm dying for a Sundae with a cherry on top. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7067 Back up more. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7068 He could redeem his life by shooting an apple off the head of his daughter a single attempt. He split the apple with a bolt from his crossbow. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7069 You want to keep the specialist doctor away? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7070 Come on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7071 N-n-nobody is going to believe it was a cherry. How about we make it a little bit bigger – like an apple? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7072 Maybe I should’ve paid more attention in Alternative Fruits class. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7073 The apple thing was cool. I went along with the plum. But now I'm having some second thoughts. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7074 But it's not my fault the apples were so wee, Daddy 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7075 Well, my friend Donald said you shot one off his head that was only half the size of this one. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7076 A classic game of William Fell. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7077 Let’s live in Europe! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7078 Is this what you meant by 'pop my cherry'" 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7079 What do you mean you forgot your glasses! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7080 You want a cherry, I want a cantaloupe. How about we compromise? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7081 Please don't Daddy. The tyrant’s gone already. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7082 Are you sure he said crab apple? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7083 Someone quick ! Tell William - he got by with the apple the last time doesn't mean he can go cherry picking this time..... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7084 Looks like Me Too has you second guessing. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7085 All I could find was a cherry 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7086 I cannot tell a lie. My friend George put it up there. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7087 Hey Dad, its supposed to be an apple, not a cherry... Dad? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7088 This will only hurt a little bit. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7089 I was told that Little John would be popping my cherry, not Robin Hood. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7090 But that’s a pimple, sir! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7091 Trust me, it's a twofer - you get target practice & I get a socially distanced haircut. Just don't worry about my bangs. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7092 An apple, a plum, a cherry.... what’s the difference if you’re as good as you claim? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7093 I think you misunderstood when I said I prefer cherry pie. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7094 Are you sure you shouldn't us an apple? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7095 Cherries are the new apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7096 This time try it with your eyes closed. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7097 Does this dress-rehearsal really require a ripe cherry for a prop?" 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7098 William Notell attempts to shoot a cherry because apples are out of season. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7099 Cherry schmerry. It is what it is. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7100 Dad...isn't the saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?" 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7101 Young George Washington confesses to cutting down the Cherry tree. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7102 George Washington already used the cherry shtick. 1.0800 0.05599 50 48 0 2
7103 Why can’t we go apple picking like everyone else? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7104 If you really have to do this Dad, can I please have ice cream and hot fudge sauce to go with this cherry? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7105 Now hold your tongue and say, apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7106 You are going to wear a mask! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7107 Are you saying I’m fat?! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7108 Love the concept, Dad. LOVE IT. But how about we subvert expectations by me using the crossbow and you the cherry? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7109 Dad, I don’t feel comfortable. I’ve seen you shoot arrows before. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7110 Could we us an apple, instead? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7111 If you want to reach the mountain top you MUST aim high ! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7112 It’s not my fault people are crazy for apples this time of year. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7113 Dad! Wouldn't an apple do better? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7114 Heinz had a death wish 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7115 You are about to take your first step on the road to hell. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7116 I'm back to thinking that I like apples better 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7117 Don't let the cherry fool you. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7118 This story is bigger than the both of us. And, please, get a bigger apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7119 Did I say cherry? I'd prefer watermelon. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7120 The question isn't will you hit the cherry but will mom kill you for trying... 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7121 Can you try ricochet? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7122 You did say Cherry, right? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7123 We should wait until apple season. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7124 So, how many likes is this going to get you? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7125 I know you said "bring a cherry" but I'm still thinking an apple is the way to go? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7126 ‘Cherry picking will make you forget about the bigger picture. I did warn you.’ 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7127 If I tell the jury that I was trying to save the cherry, I hope they don't see things in just black or white, but also notice the wide grey area in between. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7128 Lord of light let me miss for your 2021 sacrificial blessings. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7129 This is not how I pictured popping my cherry 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7130 I draw the line at an apple! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7131 When you said apple , I didn’t realize it would be a crab apple. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7132 Don’t worry, it’s just a test. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7133 Are you perhaps rethinking your position on GMO’s? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7134 - About the cherry... - Pray, Tell. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7135 Safeway was out of apples. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7136 Sorry I just received some serious cease & desist letter from Apple 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7137 I might have just done about 10 whip-it’s... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7138 Um, Dad, may I suggest a GMO apple instead? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7139 Dad, you gotta do it! Or else the Tells win. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7140 I don't think I'll ever relate to my kid. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7141 This isn’t what I meant when I asked for “a cherry on top” 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7142 Hold still, honey. This will be over soon. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7143 Orson Tells 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7144 William was about to pop his son cherry - but that just felt wrong 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7145 Now just close your eyes and hope for the best 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7146 If you can stand still you don't have to take your adhd medication 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7147 The cherry on top is great but this isnt the pie I was expecting. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7148 That's a small apple... 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7149 But life is a bowl full... 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7150 When you lie on your resumé and it’s about to show.. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7151 But you did it with Johnny. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7152 Success with the watermelon and near miss with the apple gave you a big head, huh? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7153 This is really a win win in these times 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7154 Don’t hit my face, that would be the cherry on top of 2020 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7155 So let‘s try this with a cherry. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7156 I think you are supposed to start with practicing with a watermelon before moving to an apple. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7157 You gotta play to win. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7158 Ironically, your mother and I started dating because of a maraschino cherry. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7159 Sorry son but it's the law that anyone who wears a cherry on their head has to be killed by their father 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7160 The guys all say you can't do it with rubber-tipped arrows. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7161 Are you sure this is what they mean by "pop my cherry"? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7162 I'm just saying that Apples have suddenly become hot. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7163 You’re setting yourself up to fail. Let’s try it with a watermelon. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7164 Would'nt the legend this will inspire be more colorful if we used a watermelon? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7165 It's a cherry, dummkopf. You don't have to do it. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7166 Should I have my eyes or my brain examined first? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7167 Don’t worry, I haven’t missed yet! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7168 Don't I get a choice? The highway or your way? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7169 Couldn’t we use an apple instead of a cherry, Dad? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7170 Hey Dad! I think you've got Bill's instructions wrong! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7171 Can we start with a watermelon, instead? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7172 Pappy, just because you had lasik surgery last week doesn't mean...... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7173 When you said you work with Apple, this is certainly not what I imagined 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7174 I wish I paid more attention to that class on velocity 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7175 OSHA is going to hear about this 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7176 The last minutes of Hookan Tell. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7177 I blame global warming and the Keto Diet. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7178 The people downstairs were REAL NICE and said this was BETTER than an old apple. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7179 After I pierce the crabapple, you grab the crossbow and fire a bolt at the feather in my coarse oily wool loden green cap. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7180 Let's check out that cataract surgery. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7181 This means I'm about to become a woman. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7182 Apple, Cherry....Cherry, Apple. Does it really matter my dear son Castrato 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7183 We don't do a cherry on top because it's Sunday 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7184 Well you did say pretty please 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7185 And suddenly Cliff couldn’t ignore the universe’s signs any longer, it was time to tell Godphrey the truth about his father. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7186 You’re mother thought it was time I took you to the range 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7187 I think I peed myself. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7188 William, do tell. Is there something on my head? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7189 Or...we could start an orchard with it, and name them Fuji, after that mountain over there!" 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7190 If I want to beat Robbing Hoods as the top mohel in Nottingham Forest, I need to differentiate my service offerings. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7191 Dad, we’ve done it with an apple a hundred times, I thought we could try it with a cherry. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7192 The grocery store was out of apples but the show must go on. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7193 Pretty Please? That you? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7194 Please, Dad, a man in Florence invented something called eyeglasses. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7195 Before we do this, you must know that I suffer from protanopia 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7196 I'm telling you, this is the best method to remove the pits. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7197 Dad, you are such a showoff. Mom is gonna be pissed. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7198 Common, don't be a little girl. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7199 It's time for micromanaging. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7200 Why can't I just have sex to bust my cherry? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7201 You call this foreplay? 1.0625 0.03531 48 43 3 0
7202 Not what I meant when I asked you to pop my cherry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7203 I promise I won't, Tell. 1.0625 0.03531 48 44 3 0
7204 This feels wrong, Marsha's going to be pissed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7205 I can think of better ways to pop my cherry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7206 No, an apple won't do. Everyone must know that I am a delicious treat. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7207 Shall we use an apple instead, Father? After all, I"m an only child now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7208 Prey Tell, was that an apple or a crab apple? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7209 I bet your wondering how I got here. Well, it all started in the summer of... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7210 Is that an arrow in your crossbow or you happy to see me? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7211 Hey I agreed to an apple, not a cherry! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7212 I’d feel better if it were a Honey Crisp apple 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7213 Why don't we put this off until apple season? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7214 A cherry is much more exciting! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7215 It'sthe cherry from your manhattan Daddy. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7216 Look, if you want your own overture too, you'll have to do better than that William Tell guy. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7217 Hmmm ... Cherry it is then. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7218 Hit the road Tell It‘s a cherry! 1.0625 0.02105 48 46 2 0
7219 This will not help you get over Mommy leaving you for Uncle Bobby Dad!" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7220 The way I feel now may I put this cherry in my mouth! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7221 You realize that if you miss, Trump can't pardon you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7222 My chances might be better if you bind me to an altar instead. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7223 I picked this one especially for you Daddy 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7224 No you may not pop my cherry! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7225 DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7226 If I stop calling you “daddy”, could we use an apple instead? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7227 Please don't ask me to pop that cherry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7228 Well given the context of "fake news" the swiss banks have decided to change the terms. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7229 You might want to get closer...a lot closer. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7230 It's easy. Just aim above the crosshairs. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7231 Grow a pair and shoot the damn thing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7232 Go ahead, sir. I won't tell if you miss. Promise. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7233 Are you sure it's a cherry and not a apple ? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7234 Really, father, don't feel you've got something to prove. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7235 William, did you Tell George Washington about this? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7236 Come on, chicken, let's see how good you actually are. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7237 You DO understand that this is the only way you will ever pop my cherry, right? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7238 You said you wanted to take my cherry, right? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7239 That's the Cherry to top it all off! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7240 The Big Apple - who says? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7241 Step back so you don't have to see me bleed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7242 Overcompensating much? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7243 Stop your daydreaming and focus on the apple! 1.0625 0.03531 48 44 3 0
7244 That's it, make it look like an accident 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7245 use the FORCE Luke 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7246 Yes Billy, I appreciate your confidence in me, but let's use an apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7247 Bill, I was hoping we could do the carrot first. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7248 Sorry, they're not in season. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7249 Mom said you should use an apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7250 If I miss this shot it'll be the end of the road for you, my dear 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7251 Size is relative to growth. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7252 Sorry, but we had to downsize due to the pandemic. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7253 Nobody told me it was the last apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7254 The future looks bleak. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7255 My insisted on making apple pie. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7256 I knew using a cherry was a good idea. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7257 Apple isn't what it once was. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7258 Go ahead. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7259 Hey daddy I have a pit in my stomach 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7260 Yeah, you’re so goddamn big 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7261 But Daddy, I don't think I've heard of the Matterhorn Overture. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7262 Apple he said, Dad, not cherry! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7263 I trusted you with this haircut didn't I? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7264 We should use something larger than a cherry, Father. Perhaps a big juicy red delicious apple." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7265 That’s a very small apple 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7266 It took this to make Francis realize that a cherry IS much smaller than an apple..but it was too late to turn back now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7267 You're sure an apple wouldn't be better to use as the target? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7268 The recipe called for pitted cherries. This seemed the quickest way. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7269 I thought the apple would be bigger. Hope you have life insurance. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7270 you are NOT a Christmas Ornament 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7271 O.K., a cherry would be really impressive, but frankly, I'd be much more comfortable with an apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7272 Will you be the cherry on top of my ice cream? 1.0625 0.02105 48 46 2 0
7273 You said apple, not cherry 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7274 I’m good. But a red M&M? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7275 Just tell him you're sorry. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7276 Mom’s not gonna be happy when she hears you drank the Old Fashioned first then put this cherry on my head. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7277 Are you sure you don’t want a sundae? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7278 Hey, Dad, let's get an apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7279 If you shoot, I scream with a cherry on top. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7280 So, at the end of the road you really don't know the difference between an apple and a cherry? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7281 I had a little trouble hitting an apple, so we will see how this goes. Steve G. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7282 Papa... couldn’t we use a Honeycrisp instead of a Crab apple...? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7283 You're supposed to shoot an apple, not a cherry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7284 Well, this arrow is smaller as well. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7285 I'm just glad that you've gotten over that whole Gregor Mendel thing. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7286 Are you sure this is the best way to "pop a cherry"? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7287 You've always wanted to pop my cherry, haven't you? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7288 Robin, at least 1.5metres is the cherry on top 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7289 OK OK I ate all the rest of the cherries how about apple pie? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7290 Be happy I didn't choose a grape to shoot at! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7291 Can I borrow an apple if this doesn’t work out? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7292 I told you not to eat that apple! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7293 You're gonna need a bigger apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7294 I thing it would be better if you practiced with an apple instead of a cherry!" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7295 The optics of this choice will look bad for you. May I suggest an apple or possibly a watermelon? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7296 So chop down the cherry tree already George 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7297 They said you were pretty good at this ... let’s see what you got, Bucko!! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7298 Point taken but try to see my side of it. How about an apple? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7299 I think an apple would be better than a cherry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7300 Yes, the teacher said I did my math best under pressure, but she didn't mean that! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7301 i lost my apple, not my cherry 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7302 Something tells me there is an easier way to core an apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7303 You are the apply of my eye, so we have to use a cherry for this! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7304 I bet you could find a pumpkin or watermelon if you really tried! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7305 Couldn't find an apple? Why? The hills are alive with apples. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7306 Will you tell all? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7307 isn't it "an apple a day"? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7308 Vesuvius is for the faint of heart 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7309 Just try not to hit me in the Alps. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7310 I have a sudden urge to go apple picking. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7311 All I said was please come and tune my piano. I said it nicely. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7312 Catch!" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7313 Historically I'm not sure the cherry is right. You don't have an orange handy do you? Or, hmm, wait a minute... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7314 Seems like a very strange rite of passage! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7315 How about an apple instead of cherry? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7316 I regret sharing my kiddie cocktail with you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7317 I think we will scare the Uber driver away. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7318 Despite being a devout believer of contentedness, I think that even a cherry on top isn't enough for this situation. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7319 I didn’t buy the accidental damage warranty for my new Apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7320 We'd both do better if you were a bit taller, and that cherry on your head was really an apple! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7321 Switch now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7322 Sorry Chief, I’m just following orders! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7323 But Dad, Gretel's mum lets her go in the oven. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7324 No Mask? Then I'd feel safer if you moved back at least six feet 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7325 Should I get a bigger apple? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7326 Are you sure you cleaned your room? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7327 No one told me a crabapple!!! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7328 Use a crossbow-go to jail! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7329 Father, why doth the apple—nay, now cherry on top—persist to shrink in size as I grow yet plumper? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7330 Are you sure you don't want to try using that elsewhere first? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7331 Don't even think about popping my cherry! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7332 If I recall correctly, isn't this fruit supposed to be bigger? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7333 So what if I ate all the apples? Fruit is fruit. Now what is this new game you want me to play with you, Father? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7334 Well, don't cry that it is never your turn. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7335 I know I'm a good shot, but wow. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7336 Yeah dad, total bummer the cartoonist gave as weirdly large heads. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7337 My punishment for eating the apple. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7338 Where is the Lone Ranger when you need him? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7339 I'm allergic to cherries 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7340 I thought Halloween’s cancelled. You can have my treat anyway. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7341 But I heard watermelon is in season papa... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7342 When you asked if you could pop my cherry, this is not what I envisioned mark... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7343 Can I sing Men in tights while shoot this arrow towards you? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7344 Roses are Red, Violets are blue, let’s break patriarchy, me and you.... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7345 Should I ask first? Is that lame? respectful? Maybe she just wants to be left balancing a cherry on her head in peace... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7346 alright, 2 out of 3 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7347 . “I’m experiencing a strong itching feeling in my anus.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7348 Not fair! It was supposed to be an apple, not a cherry! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7349 I've done more for this town than the last 10 archers combined. Now hold still 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7350 Maybe I should practice hitting the mountain first 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7351 Wait, was it a grape that I was supposed to split with my arrow? I can’t remember the instructions 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7352 How's my hair? @shark_fin_soup 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7353 I should have call in sick today 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7354 And the cherry on top” was supposed to be a good thin 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7355 You want me to do what?? I don’t even know how to hold this thing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7356 you look taller on zoom. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7357 And for my trick after this I tie the stem in a knot with my tongue. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7358 ``THE FOOL ARCHER’’ 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7359 Sure, I might hit you. But if you run, I’ll definitely hit you 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7360 Wait! Did you eat the apple Lars? Cause I'm not gonna pop that cherry! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7361 Don’t embarrass me in front of the Alps. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7362 Global pandemic coping mechanism No. 252 ~ to cherry ones head on the land 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7363 Heads—erm...—HATS off to scientific progress 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7364 I still don’t see why I couldn’t have worn that skirt 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7365 I hate when apple season ends. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7366 Dad, why did you say ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7367 I hear what you’re saying about climate change, but I don’t see how I could also be held responsible for this catastrophic event. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7368 A bullseye is just the cherry on top 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7369 Don't worry, boy, so long as your insurance is paid up, it won't matter if I miss. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7370 You did know Apple had a 4 for one split...? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7371 It's this or your martini. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7372 Daddy, you told me it was going to be an apple, not a cherry. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7373 Robin Hood told me to aim low shoot high. Well here it goes... practicing on Jimmy boy here 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7374 Just shoot already! It’s almost peak posting time. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7375 I would try to tell him to stop, but he is quite the cherry picker. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7376 I thought you said get a Bing Apple not Big Apple 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7377 You wouldn’t have a paperclip on you, would you? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7378 a crossbow a day keeps the children away <3 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7379 Do me a personal and financial favor -- give me some Apple". 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7380 Music Please! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7381 I should have picked a bigger apple 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7382 Well, I still feel like you’re just cherry-picking. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7383 What will you try next year, a pea? Sooner or later, guilt will getcha, Dad. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7384 It's a cherry, not an apple, and that arrow had better be fully computerized, exhaustively tested, and absolutely flawless. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7385 But I haven't done it without the blindfold before. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7386 Oh you know kid how good I am at targetting 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7387 Now don’t move. This will all be over by the summer time. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7388 Now make sure to aim right between the eyes. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7389 It's an apple, don't worry about it. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7390 During dessert last night - you said to put a cherry on top? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7391 Justice for All 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7392 Wasn’t Billy helping you with this? In fact, where is he? I haven’t seen him all morning. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7393 I had six cups of coffee why do you ask? Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7394 Dad, I can't believe you insisted on the cherry, instead of the apple or the watermelon. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7395 Of course I can do this. A cherry is like a thousand times bigger than a mosquitoes nuts. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7396 Please wear your glasses when you shoot. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7397 I'm going to get the cherry on top. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7398 You've got a really big head and that's a very small apple. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7399 Stand still, I am aiming for that itty bitty worm in your apple. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7400 Are you sure you don’t want to use a smaller apple? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7401 Greg, I liked when you owned a cookie factory and I was interviewing for head pastry chef. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7402 How about we just roll around in the grass for a while? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7403 We should have enough for a pie by Thanksgiving if we stick to the plan. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7404 That’s a small cherry on top... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7405 I told you, you need a Macintosh that's compatible to your Robin Hood account. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7406 Oh, dear. I should've admitted that I'm colorblind. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7407 Hurry up. The blueberry is next. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7408 I promise it was Abe that cut your tree down, not me! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7409 I have a better idea. Let me go back to my Fernando Botero painting. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7410 When you said, 'want to come over and pop my cherry?', I gotta tell ya.. I wasn't expecting this. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7411 What do you mean you want more of a challenge so you're going to use a cherry, how about for my sake we use an apple. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7412 Ready dad, now let's see if that laser surgery works! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7413 everything is a choice. choose wisely. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7414 What I like about this game is that we can social-distance and stay safe 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7415 I told you not to eat all the apples! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7416 When you said "apple," I did not think you meant crab apple. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7417 She looks like Amy, but there's a cherry. Hmm...It's just a cake. Shoot!!" 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7418 Ok now stay there and I’m gonna go find Joe Biden to shoot you in the face with this crossbow 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7419 William Tell fought with the idiomatic dilemma of breaking his son's cherry. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7420 It’s July, cherry season, what’s the matter, Mr. Straight Arrow? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7421 What? It's red and delicious, like you said! 1.0465 0.03249 43 40 2 0
7422 I’ll trade places. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7423 It's a crabapple, Dad..... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7424 A grain of salt was the other option. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7425 Now that we are socially distanced, I 'll also need to wear my mask. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7426 Losers Will Always Find a Way to Win 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7427 I'm sorry, apples are out of season. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7428 Pretty please, with a cherry on top. Can I try first? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7429 Dad, now you're just trying to show off! Maria C. Pereira, New Bedford, MA 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7430 Aim for my fucking face 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7431 Yes, I want to save the economy. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7432 A deleted scene with Farquaad and Robinhood: Shrek (2001) 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7433 No, an apple wouldn't make sense. I'm shorter than him,so the fruit should 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7434 Worry not young maid! You are the apple of my eye. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7435 George, Do you want to 'fess up? What happened to the cherry tree? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7436 Cherry is the new Apple, Dad. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7437 Dad, can we do this another time? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7438 You're supposed to use a full-sized apple,pea brain. Oops. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7439 But Willie, is this anyway for a first date to end? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7440 Let’s run through the story again, without the phrase ‘popped my cherry’ 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7441 Sorry, Dad, but I told Mom it would be an apple. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7442 A visual representation of the results for the 2020 Presidential Election. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7443 I don’t think it’s such a ’pip of an idea’. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7444 '' After this, let's go to the cherry orchard. '' 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7445 If you don't pop this cherry, I'm going to die a virgin. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7446 A group of LARPers walks into a cocktail bar... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7447 Are you sure you can shoot like “Robin Hood”? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7448 A meeting I wish could be done by email. 1.0465 0.03249 43 40 2 0
7449 Too bad it’s not watermelon season, eh, Shakey? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7450 Aim for my face 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7451 Aim just below the cherry, Hansel 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7452 William Tell me, please, that this is secure... Because, honestly, you don't seem very sure... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7453 Perhaps we should wait a week until something other than crab apples are in season. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7454 Hold still. I’ll try not to hit the apple. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7455 I alone can do it. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7456 Who you trying to impress...live entertainment is dead man. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7457 This isn’t what I meant when I said I have the Sunday Scaries. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7458 This is not how I imagined I would be taking your cherry. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7459 I’m not drunk” (WILLIAM TELL MOMENT. I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS A BEAT POET 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7460 This a peculiar birthday request, son. Promise not to tell mom? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7461 Let's get it done quickly. The wildfire comes toward us now. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7462 A cocksure head will find purchase on a credulous heart. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7463 ‘This one is for the Runaways, the cherry bomb’ 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7464 ‘But sir, William Tell’s squire was using an apple?’ 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7465 I don't know why he drew us with such big heads 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7466 Still safer than in-class learning in 2020. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7467 This is a lot more fun than stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7468 Do it. Shoot me in the face. I dare you. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7469 You've got a bit of covid on top of your head. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7470 Hit the cherry to pop my cherry. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7471 Don't miss. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7472 Apple on head 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7473 Dad, how about an apple? For you, a margin of error. For me, three months of counseling before it ripens. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7474 I assure you that the object of my affection will remain unharmed. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7475 If this wasn't the New Yorker I'd say something about busting my cherry. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
7476 I know 2020 has been rough, Gunter, but I'm getting the feeling you want me to miss. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7477 Remember, a cherry is not an apple 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7478 This is the only way my mom will let me give up my cherry. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7479 Did you double check if BOTH GPS and Bluetooth are turned on? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7480 Are you sure you want me to pop your cherry..? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7481 Has a cherry been vetted by HR? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7482 We need a red stoplight at this intersection now what with all the traffic into town. This will make a fine,biodegradable option. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7483 And if you miss, at least I won't turn into a Zombie. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7484 Well...we´re supposed to be Swiss...aren´t we? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7485 If you miss, I won't tell, William. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7486 Well, here's the ups and the downs of it - If I hit up of the mark, you're okay. If I hit down of the mark, I've had too much to drink. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7487 I understand that crabapples are all that’s in season, but this is not a case where “close enough” applies. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7488 Pop it, Daddy-san, but I’ll tell. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7489 Okay dad, let's go knock this show-and-tell out of the park. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7490 Guillaume, tell what’s with the cerise? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7491 Dad, why not just let me try to balance a watermelon? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7492 I’d rather be shot in the eye than buy an apple out-of-season. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7493 If you clear this, we will let you move to the online team. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7494 William couldn't be told. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7495 'A real Samurai Hood will practice with a cherry in my country". 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7496 Well, these are organic. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7497 Never mind the apple, why does this cartoonist draw all of us like Weebles with limbs? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7498 But you said "the center of an apple is as big as the center of an atom"! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7499 I don't care if Maid Marion IS your mother. I'm NOT your father! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7500 It is a regular-sized apple. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7501 When I said I wanted a daddy to pop my cherry, this is NOT what I meant! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7502 Let us put 'Aim Small, Miss Small' to the test. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7503 Robin decided to test out his new contacts. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7504 I'm sure I'll not miss the apple but if I do, William will never Tell. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7505 I need you to know how much I need your support right now. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7506 Don't you want to start with a watermelon first. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7507 Cheater- ? are not fair & you’re usually a bad shot anyway! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7508 Shouldn't you first let fly your absentee ballot? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7509 I said William Tell, not William Wild Cherry Bell! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7510 I was in the pool. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7511 Are you sure you don’t wanna just twist the stem into a knot in your mouth? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7512 This is going to hurt me it will hurt you. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7513 You don't kiss and William Tell? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7514 I received the nickname “Cy” as a child. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7515 Congratulations, you leveled up! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7516 Okay Dad, forget I said I'm going vegan... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7517 Downsizing isn't supposed to happen for another 200 years! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7518 You shouldn't have stayed for dessert. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7519 I love you so much honey ... thank you, thank you. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7520 Claire was the victim of his Cherry shooting phase... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7521 Dad, I know you're trying to be helpful. But you're definitely not the person I need to pop my cherry. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7522 Feeling lonely? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7523 I know climate change has affected my Apple, but it shouldn’t affect your aim. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7524 Sorry only small apples blame climate change. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7525 should I just hit her in the head? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7526 But Dad, you said you popped Heidi’s cherry! Why won’t you do mine? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7527 I'm as nervous as a hot fudge sundae. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7528 So how long have I got till blueberry season? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7529 Is it too late to grab the cherry pitter from the kitchen? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7530 Wait Dad! I"d like to make a proposal. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7531 I know it's not an apple, that is why I'm standing closer 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7532 Apples aren’t in season father. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7533 Dad, you’re the bighead. It’s a small apple. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7534 OK! OK! I'll wear a damn frock! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7535 Before you shoot, are you at least six feet apart? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7536 Your mother never really liked that apple tree so here we are. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7537 Will, if this gig doesn't work out, I'm a headin' on down the road. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7538 I am William Tell and you 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7539 But father, You’re colorblind and you put a cherry on my head instead of an apple. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7540 Oh don't shoot me, don't shoot me! Pretty please with a cherry on top! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7541 You've got this, Dad. Practicing with elderberries was genius! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7542 I can't Tell if it's a cherry or an apple. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7543 Everbody knows you shot the apple, Bill. But what’s NEXT? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7544 Please don't shoot. Pretty please... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7545 Daddy, can't we wait until Fall? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7546 WE could eat it instead 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7547 They were out of apples, okay? I thought William Tell can hit anything. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7548 William Brag 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7549 Is Oktoberfest 2020 still happening? Is life in the Alps still the same? You haven't been drinking Hefeweizen, have you? Have we met before? Blah, blah, blah.................. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7550 I'd feel a hell of a lot better about this,Dad,if I'D knocked back those eleven J 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7551 Listen! If you are nervous, just close your eyes and shoot. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7552 I see where this is going. Just put a BB on my head instead and let's get this over with. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7553 Dad, if I let you whisk away this apple with your trusty bow now, will you let me go along to your mountain top resort fashion spa next Thursday? I wanna be just like you Dad, a crack archer! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7554 And after this you can close your eyes and fall backwards into my awaiting arms. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7555 William, you're in quite a jam, here. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7556 Don't worry. You can trust me 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7557 Don't forget you promised me ice cream after practice. Can I get sprinkles? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7558 I did the best I could, but apple season doesn’t start until next month! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7559 Dad, can we try this with something a little bigger? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7560 Remember, aim small miss small. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7561 It's supposed to be an apple; and no, that's not the cherry on top. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7562 I'm not Walter. Are you sure you're wearing your contacts?" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7563 I'm sorry Lenny 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7564 Either way Oprah is gonna love this. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7565 What? I said I’d let you pop it! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7566 C'mon Dad, Howie said we had to up our game to win "America's Got Talent". 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7567 Do you find this erotic? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7568 Mommy says apples have to be organic. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7569 Who cares, you’re legal in Nigeria. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7570 You’re legal, right? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7571 Archer Aim To Please With His Daughter During The Cherry Blossom Night 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7572 It's called 'cherry pricking' I'm told. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7573 Some times life is the pits. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7574 Oh shoot! I'm running late for my eye exam. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7575 Maybe you shouldn't have faith in your 20-20 vision, or your 2020 aspirations. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7576 Yung Suslord flexes On girl with his crossbow (randomly) 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7577 Don’t worry, I hunt with the Trump family... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7578 Please maintain a distance of six feet. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7579 I hope you aren’t as bad as hitting this one as you are in hitting other right spots 1.0455 0.02299 44 43 1 0
7580 This arrow ain't a doctor lady! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7581 Okay Jack. Pop my cherry like one of your French girls. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7582 Don’t worry, Dad. You can always blame the supply chain. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7583 The King said a health care plan is coming, what are you so worried about? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7584 Iam sorry Federick but those Americans have taken "an Apple a day keeps the Dr. away" very seriously this year. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7585 #Fruit salad challenge. Next we’ll aim for a sultana. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7586 now that i really Pay attention son, you look a lot like the neighbor 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7587 And now to pop my wife’s cherry 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7588 Gretel wasn’t sure if this was worth being rescued from the witch 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7589 I'm going to pop your cherries tonight. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7590 Okay, but I’m not happy about the budget cuts. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7591 ‘Trust me son, my uncle was and expert bowman’ 1.0455 0.03177 44 41 2 0
7592 Don’t worry, I have never done this before. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7593 Not killing you is really just the cherry on top. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7594 ‘A little lower this time, so you don’t miss my head.’ 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7595 thukrake mera pyaar, mera inteqam dekhegi 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7596 I used to have a son (long before my eye surgery) 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7597 C’mon daddy shoot the arrow!!! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7598 Hope this doesn't end up on failsalad 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7599 Use the Nerf arrow please 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7600 I'd feel a lot better about this if we used a pumpkin. No? Okay, let's compromise -- an apple. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7601 Thank you for teaching me the importance of independent thinking. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7602 Just a little bit of luck till I improve my skills. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7603 Dad, I know you chose the small apple so I won't fall far from the tree! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7604 Mom didn't have any apples... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7605 He watches the Weatherman once 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7606 shoot it at the house over there!!” “Not until you take your snack off your head and eat it 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7607 It’s how you make your red pop. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7608 Are you sure you don’t want to make it an apple?” 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7609 You're the one wearing a skirt and a feather in your cap looking at me instead of Mt Fuji over there! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7610 I'm pretty sure he said hitting an apple would be the charry on top 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7611 Look, I said it was okay to shoot an apple off my head. Not an apple cherry! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7612 I am not your father 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7613 Keep calm. Think Covid-19. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7614 I’m telling mom if that isn’t a Nerf 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7615 My dear, perfection is in the eye of the beholder. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7616 Don't get too upset because I couldn't find toilet paper, either. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7617 Apples are off the Fodmap Diet, so between you and my half-crazed Nutritionist, I'll take my chances. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7618 this is very Midsummer I have to end it here before I plunge off a cliff myself “ 💀😂 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7619 Tell me William, when did you join the Cherry Poppin' Daddies? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7620 Okay! Okay... I'll honor your pretty please with a cherry on top... Just give me a minute will ya? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7621 Mr Epstein are you trying to pop my cherry? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7622 I don't wanna pop the cherry 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7623 Mom said the apple store is worried people aren’t using their product correctly. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7624 That's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7625 Papa, are you sure King Harald said maraschino cherry? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7626 One less mouth to feed. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7627 You told me Switzerland is a very small country. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7628 —Are you sure you wanna do this? —I was born sure. —And might as well die sure. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7629 I ate the apple, Dad, and I don't like cherries 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7630 What can I tell you? Mom decided to bake the apple pie.” 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7631 At the last minute , the kleiner Junge wisely suggests an alternate target for Herr Tell 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7632 Ain't no apple this time, Dad? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7633 Daddy, a little Dunning-Kruger confidence would be welcome right now. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7634 Bad crop / Do you have an eyeglass plan? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7635 No,Dad,it's "he chopped down a cherry tree," and "William shot an apple,an APPLE Dad,from his son's head." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7636 So this is what you had in mind when you said ‘Pretty please, with a cherry on top.’ 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7637 Trust me, you are going to be famous for something other than that haircut! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7638 Imagine that I am an ice cream sundae! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7639 Well, isn't this just the cherry on top of a 2020 sundae? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7640 Hey, what's the deal with that road? Weird, huh? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7641 You know they make straw archery targets now, right? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7642 The recipe said, "a hint of rosemary in your cherry sundae," Dad, not Rosie. And it's Saturday! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7643 Cherry picker's karma 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7644 Sorry father, Johnny used up all the apples in his elixir. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7645 '"It is pumpkin season you know, Dad!" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7646 Get me out of the plague! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7647 Come on, Dad, you can do it! Pop my cherry! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7648 B-b-but, sir, it's just a cherry. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7649 Do you think you might find a nice pumpkin? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7650 Use a flaming arrow and see if you can light the fuse. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7651 We are just so close to meeting our carbon footprint pledge. You understand,no? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7652 I think it's supposed to be an apple, not a cherry! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7653 I’ll never Tell if you don’t, William . . . 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7654 This isn’t how I hoped I would lose my cherry. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7655 Mr. Epstein just want to make sure you can stay still under stress before you meet the prince. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7656 Pretend you're a big ice cream sundae" isn't exactly reassuring, Dad 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7657 Were you able to get your new contacts in? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7658 Shouldn't we wait for the ambulance? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7659 Daddy. Are you going to tell me when to jump like you did with Timmy. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7660 I can Tell your concerns,William, just shoot, will you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7661 You dig Burroughs? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7662 I can’t wait for summer to end and apples to be back in season. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7663 Mr. President. Just because you dressed up to look like an archer I I'm not comfortable having you try and hit the cherry on top of my head from any distance. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7664 Don't worry you're the apple of my eye! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7665 I could only find crabs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7666 Father, I cannot tell a lie. I chopped down the novelty wig tree and can you blame me? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7667 Wait, Where's my Blindfold?" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7668 How's this for a challenge? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7669 When you said ‘pretty please with a cherry on top’, I didn’t think you meant this! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7670 Oh you’re the cherry of-“ “My eye !!! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7671 : “Mommy said practice makes perfect .” 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7672 Pop my cherry, Pop! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7673 This is what we call outdoor education. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7674 ‘are my bangs straight, dad?’ ‘near enough’ 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7675 Daddy, what does pop her cherry mean? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7676 You need to exude just the right silent and adoring energy for this to work. Let's hope you're pretty enough for it! Let's see... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7677 Don’t worry, son, it’s organic 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7678 Don't worry dad, it's gonna be cool(ER)" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0