Contest #724


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724

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “To Archaeopteryx, spelled just like it sounds.”
  2. “I couldn’t put it down. In fact, I couldn’t pick it up.”
  3. “I’m also a voracious reader.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-09-13T21:33:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-09-27T21:34:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-09-21T21:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 28, 2020
Number of captions 6151
Number of responses 999215
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 "MEET ??". I heard "EAT". 2.0814 0.00839 9135 2595 3201 3339
1 I've been told there's a thesaurus here. 1.9583 0.01352 3624 1278 1219 1127
2 Mary Trump, your uncle sent me. 1.9369 0.00869 9746 3916 2529 3301
3 Oh really? Well, I thought bookstores were extinct. 1.9330 0.00762 12059 4651 3565 3843
4 To Archaebpteryx, spelled just like it sounds." 1.9000 0.00903 8718 3578 2434 2706
5 The phrase you used, I believe, was, “Hilariously short arms.” 1.8913 0.00775 10992 4286 3615 3091
6 Let ME tell YOU about the Paleo diet. 1.8883 0.01499 2829 1074 997 758
7 You're still publishing on paper and I'm the dinosaur? 1.8864 0.00806 10123 3965 3343 2815
8 I couldn’t put it down. In fact I couldn’t pick it up. 1.8420 0.00976 6925 2915 2189 1821
9 I'm also a voracious reader. 1.8343 0.01031 5720 2292 2084 1344
10 ...and about Chapter 2 when you say "Asteroids are by and large harmless..." 1.8279 0.00961 6846 2855 2314 1677
11 You people disgust me. Why's it always "slay the dragon" but never "pay the dragon"? Who gave you permission to use my likeness, Karen? My lawyers will be in touch. 1.8194 0.01005 7082 3288 1785 2009
12 I’m really not the monster you made me out to be, Barbara. 1.8084 0.00777 10119 4248 3562 2309
13 Your depiction of imaginary monsters was uninformed and prejudicial! 1.8045 0.00996 6691 3002 1995 1694
14 That's right, Margaret, take all the credit. Not like I've been under your bed since you were 3. 1.8011 0.00908 7668 3336 2521 1811
15 Why can't just ONE book be called Dragons and Dungeons? 1.7999 0.00978 6972 3161 2045 1766
16 Make it out to my cousin Puff. He was big in the 60's 1.7980 0.01588 2406 1022 848 536
17 It's Micropachycephalosaurus...but you can just say Mike 1.7977 0.01366 3099 1272 1182 645
18 I've already devoured the book, and couldn't wait to meet the author. 1.7892 0.00960 6504 2780 2315 1409
19 I would not have guessed the ending in 66 million years. 1.7781 0.01010 5975 2630 2041 1304
20 So moving - I laughed, I cried, I destroyed power lines and two cities. 1.7660 0.01096 5115 2310 1692 1113
21 Walnut-size brain is hurtful, Rebecca. 1.7362 0.01108 4685 2127 1667 891
22 I lunched on the 2 in line ahead of me. 1.7303 0.01274 4249 2192 1011 1046
23 I'm here for the free food. 1.7272 0.01165 5319 2843 1084 1392
24 Where is the Authorus? 1.7262 0.01238 4584 2410 1019 1155
25 Could we meet privately ?? 1.7187 0.01251 4430 2333 1010 1087
26 Slay the dragon!" "Destroy the dragon" "Save us from the dragon" I need a book that I can read to my kids 1.7105 0.01100 4884 2354 1590 940
27 Did you really think I wouldn't recognize myself, Doris? 1.7098 0.01006 5683 2699 1934 1050
28 No, not a copyright violation per se, but an acknowledgement would have been appropriate. 1.7089 0.01301 3748 1892 1055 801
29 Charles Darwin book signing 1.7085 0.01237 4981 2834 765 1382
30 I don’t read but you’ll be dying to meet me. 1.7063 0.01296 4191 2271 880 1040
31 I saw a line and just started eating. 1.6993 0.00897 8519 4599 1888 2032
32 Now that GoT is over, do you think I should get my own series .... Like 'The Drogon chronicles' 😁 1.6978 0.01286 4616 2671 669 1276
33 Just sign the damn book so I can eat! 1.6966 0.01317 4215 2374 746 1095
34 You had no right to call your book “A Farewell To Arms” 1.6909 0.01552 2595 1336 725 534
35 You had information about the comet for 6 months and didn’t tell anyone? 1.6879 0.01216 3931 1948 1262 721
36 Yes, there were climate change deniers even back then... 1.6841 0.01637 2121 1043 705 373
37 It made me sick. So, last writes. 1.6816 0.01413 3687 2130 601 956
38 Make it out toThesaurus. 1.6799 0.01063 5305 2710 1583 1012
39 Rumors of my extinction have been greatly exaggerated. 1.6752 0.01620 2072 1009 727 336
40 I'm sorry to show up like this, but you treat me like I don't exist. 1.6748 0.01351 3090 1537 1021 532
41 Your book "Am I A Dragon Or A Dinosaur?" completely changed my life. 1.6730 0.01238 3667 1825 1216 626
42 I'm especially interested in the chapter on surviving climate change. 1.6714 0.01300 3372 1696 1088 588
43 He comes to all of these--he's the Thesaurus Rex. 1.6699 0.01064 5177 2652 1582 943
44 After that ending, you're lucky I'm a plant-eater. 1.6690 0.01708 1885 933 643 309
45 I just loved your first book, The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo! 1.6668 0.01395 3052 1584 901 567
46 We agreed, my one nighter with Barney was off the record. 1.6643 0.01891 1668 871 486 311
47 What an ending, I really didn't see the meteorite coming! 1.6563 0.01239 3608 1832 1184 592
48 No, I'm sure it said EAT the Author 2 P.M.! 1.6514 0.01231 3787 1977 1153 657
49 Where's the cozy? 1.6475 0.01447 3651 2265 408 978
50 I thought it was 'Eat, Prey, Love'... 1.6426 0.01831 1595 813 539 243
51 Make it out to Your Oldest Fan. 1.6365 0.02213 1117 582 359 176
52 Your prose is barbaric and outdated. Huge fan. 1.6364 0.01365 3050 1623 913 514
53 I hated the way it suddenly ended. 1.6361 0.01364 2940 1533 944 463
54 My name is Puff, remember me? 1.6313 0.01389 2929 1567 875 487
55 Well this is awkward. I thought the sign said ‘Eat the Author’. 1.6289 0.01171 4061 2178 1218 665
56 Maurice Sendak was my friend, you're no Maurice Sendak. 1.6182 0.02257 1129 622 316 191
57 I just wanted to say that your idea of fantasy lacks all reality. 1.6153 0.01265 3639 2029 981 629
58 The Big Bang was NOT a romance novel 1.6147 0.01405 3216 1879 697 640
59 What the HELL Karen?! I told you all of that in CONFIDENCE!!! 1.6126 0.01495 2589 1445 702 442
60 Hell, I was extinct! You should be asking me for an autograph! 1.6110 0.02125 1216 662 365 189
61 Just because I have thick skin, doesn’t mean your words don’t hurt. 1.6106 0.01522 2211 1164 744 303
62 Oh, I thought it was "eat" the author. Can I still get my parking validated? 1.6105 0.01341 3096 1700 902 494
63 I loved your descriptions of the villagers. It's like I could taste them. 1.6039 0.02176 1073 569 360 144
64 Oh, this book is about Dinah SHORE?? 1.6013 0.01596 2265 1285 598 382
65 I am sorry, my mistake! I thought it said ‘Eat the author, 2pm’ 1.6012 0.02245 1013 541 335 137
66 Really, Jill? I’m the one who couldn’t evolve? 1.6011 0.01536 2261 1234 695 332
67 Fiction? You certainly thought I was plenty real when you were a child. 1.5994 0.01582 2107 1146 659 302
68 I didn't cut, people just kinda let me in. 1.5922 0.01647 1871 1014 607 250
69 What I love about your writing is how it appeals to an older audience. 1.5922 0.01914 1383 747 453 183
70 You can't use dragon meat in your recipes, lady. 1.5887 0.01786 2018 1235 378 405
71 Could you carbon date it as well?” 1.5823 0.01869 1592 914 429 249
72 You made me look like an asshole in chapter 15. 1.5817 0.01612 2137 1227 577 333
73 Just for the record... it wasn't a meteor. 1.5806 0.01651 1922 1075 578 269
74 I thought they said eat the author at 2PM 1.5770 0.01655 2038 1182 536 320
75 Well I think those six years spent living under your bed deserve an acknowledgment! 1.5693 0.01825 1558 884 461 213
76 The story arc is always the same for characters that look like me 1.5675 0.01778 1748 1024 456 268
77 Nobody checked with me for the right pronouns! 1.5671 0.01822 1714 1019 418 277
78 Are these ferns, steak, or just some stuff with leaves? 1.5657 0.02001 1690 1098 228 364
79 I know I wasn’t the best mother, but you make me sound like an absolute monster! 1.5645 0.01877 1403 785 444 174
80 It was awesome when the maiden said she actually liked the dragon's den and told the knight to get lost. 1.5631 0.02036 1188 665 377 146
81 When Harry Met Sally... 1.5629 0.02049 1581 1021 230 330
82 Wait, this isn’ t about the princess! 1.5626 0.01920 1653 1023 330 300
83 The pyromaniac character really hit home for me. 1.5624 0.01870 1675 1017 374 284
84 No, no, no.....I wrote a biography of DINAH SHORE ! 1.5598 0.01949 1488 892 359 237
85 Mam, I knew Puff, and he despised magic, I've never known him to "frolic", and he has never set hoof in Honahlee 1.5584 0.01960 1379 804 380 195
86 I don't care if you are a paleontologist. Only I can tell my story! 1.5584 0.01878 1542 910 403 229
87 Why did they all have to die at the end? 1.5570 0.01910 1386 793 414 179
88 I have always found your work transformative, I have never been so comfortable with myself 1.5566 0.01924 1563 952 352 259
89 Another tell all book about me! 1.5556 0.02016 1494 933 292 269
90 I devoured your last book. 1.5525 0.01917 1343 766 412 165
91 I’m a dinosaur? What about the Electoral College?” 1.5521 0.02586 815 486 208 121
92 Of course I'm mad, you made me out to be a monster. 1.5497 0.02081 1126 642 349 135
93 A member of the dinosaur clade known as theropoda - generally classified as saurischian dinosaurs, the majority of which are carnivores - who has cut in line because they can, in order to “Meet The Author, 2PM.” 1.5477 0.02138 1364 873 235 256
94 We need to get some facts straight in your book The Library Dragon. 1.5433 0.02221 1270 820 210 240
95 I so much appreciated your sensitive portrayal of a reptile disfunction. 1.5432 0.02231 1145 707 254 184
96 What do you mean, I don't qualify for a senior discount? 1.5430 0.02335 1011 615 243 153
97 Please sign a copy to Fred and Wilma. 1.5428 0.02345 982 592 247 143
98 I laughed, I cried, I destroyed an entire village. 1.5422 0.02187 1042 607 305 130
99 What exactly makes you an expert on the Paleo diet? 1.5411 0.02052 1229 729 335 165
100 I loved the part about global warming being a hoax. 1.5404 0.02408 903 539 240 124
101 I think I’ve eaten everything you’ve ever written. 1.5401 0.02281 959 561 278 120
102 Yours is the first paleo diet that's worked for me. 1.5398 0.02112 1132 666 321 145
103 I'm sorry, this book is about the History of Tijuana" 1.5371 0.02359 1145 752 171 222
104 So, according to your book, I'm extinct?! 1.5369 0.01994 1166 695 328 143
105 I knew Michael Crichton, lady, and you are no Michael Crichton. 1.5364 0.02150 1139 686 295 158
106 I've been waiting so long I started turning into a bird! 1.5347 0.02393 864 508 250 106
107 If I was extinct, would I be here? 1.5343 0.02530 743 430 229 84
108 Just sign it, 'To my ex-husband Dave, who is every bit the cold-blooded reptile I portrayed him as on page 34.' 1.5336 0.02132 1087 640 314 133
109 No I didn’t eat your book! I said the ending was hard to swallow. 1.5336 0.02929 596 356 162 78
110 Actually, ‘dragon’ is an outdated term. And as someone from the ‘scaled, fire-breathing community,’ I really resent your representation of my people. I’ve never once ‘abducted a virgin’ and your claim that we ‘hoard gold’ is very offensive.” 1.5288 0.02271 1040 639 252 149
111 Wanna say that ‘lizard brain’ stuff to my face? 1.5266 0.02407 866 519 238 109
112 I'm totally kind and nice, except if I have to wait for this nonsense 1.5255 0.02456 1001 652 172 177
113 I absolutely devoured your last few books 1.5253 0.02224 988 587 283 118
114 Loved your book however I take issue with the use of the term extinct. 1.5249 0.02152 983 568 314 101
115 Do I look extinct to you? 1.5232 0.02322 906 540 258 108
116 1:58? You're really going to make us wait? Jerk. 1.5223 0.02481 963 625 173 165
117 I told you that story in confidence Carol 1.5220 0.02280 956 575 263 118
118 You're pretty smug for someone not wearing chainmail. 1.5217 0.02445 805 478 234 93
119 Extinction is such an ugly word. 1.5170 0.02481 795 479 221 95
120 I really love how you captured the internal struggle of the monster; most authors just focus on the wanton destruction, not the why. 1.5164 0.02389 883 539 232 112
121 You made me seem like a monster. 1.5159 0.02339 878 526 251 101
122 I am an omnivorous reader. 1.5128 0.02743 626 374 183 69
123 Your 'monster' also hosted BBQs and gave rides to underprivledged townspeople. But did that make the book?!?! Noooooooooo." 1.5119 0.02410 838 508 231 99
124 You call it sci-fi. I call it cultural appropriation. 1.5115 0.02495 829 515 204 110
125 No, I mean I literally devoured it. 1.5103 0.02489 829 515 205 109
126 Please dedicate it to "my favorite Reptilia Bibliophilia." May I remind you that the sign says "meet the author" not "eat the author." 1.5103 0.02592 829 533 169 127
127 My eyes are up here. 1.5084 0.02696 712 445 172 95
128 Maybe I don't believe in you either. 1.5080 0.02681 628 372 193 63
129 And you’re not a real maiden. 1.5062 0.02663 721 450 177 94
130 Just ONE time can the prince and the dragon talk it out instead of the slaying thing? 1.5053 0.02619 655 389 201 65
131 At least allow the characters to evolve. 1.5049 0.02558 713 430 206 77
132 Your book saved my life. I wish my friends had read it. 1.5045 0.02447 773 465 226 82
133 Finally. I've been standing in line for ages. 1.5039 0.02449 766 460 226 80
134 I’m here to tell you not everyone lived happily ever after! 1.5024 0.03369 416 253 117 46
135 You're not what I expected either. 1.5020 0.02567 741 457 196 88
136 Book reviewer. Why do you ask? 1.5014 0.02557 728 445 201 82
137 And I don’t breathe fire for the fun of it, it’s acid reflux, okay? 1.5007 0.02609 733 457 185 91
138 I thought the email said, "Eat the Author" 1.4986 0.02568 718 450 182 86
139 Inscribe it to my kid, he thinks you’re pretend 1.4979 0.02638 709 442 181 86
140 Go on! Say that I have a tiny brain to my face. 1.4977 0.02665 663 406 184 73
141 You know, not all of us breathe fire and guard princesses in towers. Some of us like to knit or garden. 1.4964 0.02486 701 417 220 64
142 I also didn't think I'd live to see this day. 1.4964 0.02607 695 427 191 77
143 Personally I found the protagonist to be somewhat un-evolved. 1.4956 0.02485 688 407 221 60
144 What about age discrimination? 1.4934 0.02911 683 458 113 112
145 Great book. You might need to tweak the part about the meteors killing us all. 1.4917 0.02656 604 360 191 53
146 Your 'Shape Shifting for Dummies' book has some serious flaws. 1.4900 0.02901 647 425 127 95
147 I am a "Fire and Flight enabled Reptile"; pleased do not use the pejorative "Dragon" 1.4894 0.02692 615 374 181 60
148 I couldn't help but notice you shunned the Oxford comma. 1.4894 0.02953 564 356 140 68
149 On the upside, the line is a lot shorter now. 1.4892 0.02704 650 405 172 73
150 Listen lady...I was there...and you got it all wrong! 1.4873 0.02730 630 392 169 69
151 I devoured your book, and found it tasteless. 1.4847 0.02689 619 380 178 61
152 The Dragon's Lair"? I don't appreciate your cultural appropriation 1.4827 0.02892 607 392 137 78
153 I hated the chapter about the meteor. 1.4824 0.02729 597 367 172 58
154 That fossil that made you famous is my grandmother. 1.4815 0.02834 596 377 151 68
155 Great book. It only took me a few knights to get through it! 1.4808 0.02850 547 337 157 53
156 I thought we agreed my interview was to be off the record" 1.4806 0.02804 593 372 157 64
157 'He slithered into the room with reptilian ease...'? Really, that's what passes for writing these days? 1.4805 0.02818 589 370 155 64
158 You wrote that I ate babies. It was just the one baby, OK? 1.4796 0.02674 588 356 182 50
159 Your book is an egregious example of species appropriation. 1.4785 0.02815 581 364 156 61
160 I told you about the fire-breathing dysfunction in confidence, Janet. 1.4770 0.02854 564 354 151 59
161 And that’s when Brenda realized that her research on the late Cretaceous period may not have been thorough enough. 1.4770 0.02931 564 361 137 66
162 And why can’t the dragon save the princess now and then? 1.4770 0.02909 564 359 141 64
163 Your name is 2PM? 1.4756 0.03330 471 311 96 64
164 I'm a old friend of Mr. Sendak's. 1.4751 0.02861 562 354 149 59
165 You weren’t even there! 1.4750 0.02924 560 358 138 64
166 Not to Rex...T-Rex! 1.4741 0.03071 502 320 126 56
167 Did you have to include every salacious detail about our frolic in Honahlee? 1.4727 0.03018 550 359 122 69
168 Oh, come on – did you really think I would not recognize me?! 1.4726 0.02914 548 348 141 59
169 Christ, Susan, how many times do I need to apologize? You didn’t have to go and write a whole book about it! 1.4719 0.02922 534 337 142 55
170 I'm here to discuss 'cultural appropriation'. 1.4693 0.02971 522 332 135 55
171 I hear you've been using a thesaurus. They're my cousins. 1.4679 0.03144 421 259 127 35
172 You're a Paleontologist? I told you those details in confidence! 1.4665 0.03081 508 330 119 59
173 That's your advice? Thicker skin?? 1.4663 0.02969 504 318 137 49
174 Your book made my blood run warm. 1.4651 0.03061 501 323 123 55
175 Marjorie considers how to quickly explain the title of her new book, "How to Slay Your Dragon" is a metaphor. 1.4651 0.03008 501 319 131 51
176 You probably don't remember me. I was at your first book signing. 1.4644 0.03106 491 318 118 55
177 Tyrannosaurus...traditional spelling. 1.4636 0.03079 494 319 121 54
178 I DID listen to Terry Gross, and I'm sure she said EAT the author. 1.4628 0.03038 497 319 126 52
179 Huge fan. HUGE. 1.4626 0.03047 495 318 125 52
180 The chapter on ‘How to Reignite Your Inner Fire’ really resonated with me 1.4626 0.03140 495 325 111 59
181 Last year at Barnes & Noble. Are you SURE you don't remember me? 1.4609 0.03129 486 317 114 55
182 English majors will be extinct long before I am! 1.4608 0.03341 408 262 104 42
183 No. It’s “meet” the author. There’s an “m”. 1.4607 0.03056 484 310 125 49
184 Just make it out to “Rex”. 1.4606 0.03093 482 311 120 51
185 It wasn’t your story to tell. 1.4599 0.03187 474 311 108 55
186 You think you could write a book about me, and then I wouldn't show? 1.4586 0.03057 471 300 126 45
187 Oh! I thought it was eat the author 1.4586 0.03244 471 313 100 58
188 I believe I may be one of the demons you wanted to confront. 1.4585 0.03300 386 242 111 33
189 You really got me to see it from the damsel’s perspective. 1.4584 0.03111 469 302 119 48
190 As a Jurrasic-American, I find your paleontology book a little insensitive. 1.4581 0.03145 465 301 115 49
191 You said my character would evolve. 1.4574 0.03017 470 297 131 42
192 Well, what you call "fantasy" I call "cultural appropriation." 1.4569 0.03165 464 302 112 50
193 And another thing... what's this nonsense about breathing fire. I exhale it. Obviously. 1.4567 0.03189 462 302 109 51
194 Please hurry. I'm on a 3 p.m. flight to Tokyo. 1.4557 0.03370 406 264 99 43
195 Let's see if your pen is mightier than a sword now. 1.4553 0.03189 459 300 109 50
196 Plagiasorous! 1.4553 0.03278 459 306 97 56
197 Do I look extinct? 1.4547 0.03190 453 295 110 48
198 The author of "Spay Your Dragon" began to regret her subject choice. 1.4547 0.03190 453 295 110 48
199 Elaine faced down yet another literary dinosaur. 1.4537 0.03107 454 291 120 43
200 Oh my goodness, I’ve waited 146 million years for this moment, I’m a huge fan! 1.4535 0.03069 452 287 125 40
201 What do you mean, the asteroid was fake news?! 1.4535 0.03179 452 294 111 47
202 No, it's Bronte's Thesaurus. 1.4519 0.03204 447 292 108 47
203 So embarrassing. Would you mind handing me a book? I can't reach 1.4512 0.03139 441 283 117 41
204 I’m sorry I called Jared Kushner a reptilian monster. That was unfair to you and I apologize. 1.4509 0.03276 448 298 98 52
205 Peter, Paul and Mary couldn't make it. 'To Puff' will be fine. Burp. Excuse me. 1.4506 0.03252 435 285 104 46
206 I’m dying to know what happened at the end, after they see that big asteroid on the sky... 1.4506 0.03252 435 285 104 46
207 My mistake. I thought it said ‘EAT THE AUTHOR’.” 1.4503 0.03247 433 283 105 45
208 It’s not Micropachycephalosaurus Rex, it’s just BOB 1.4503 0.03328 433 288 95 50
209 Godzilla was my mother, not father. 1.4501 0.03419 431 292 84 55
210 Our thirst for knowledge will never become extinct. Now make it out to Rex, please. 1.4498 0.03268 438 289 101 48
211 Being the foremost expert on giant lizards, (Ironically her latest book being about such lizards) the author knew that if she sat very still and not make eye contact, it would eventually tire and go away. 1.4498 0.03236 438 287 105 46
212 So, is this meteor thing only speculative fiction? 1.4486 0.03189 428 276 112 40
213 What is this about Police Reform? 1.4479 0.03663 422 300 55 67
214 A footnote? Is that all I am to you? 1.4468 0.03180 423 272 113 38
215 Your book made me look like some sort of monster! 1.4463 0.03237 419 272 107 40
216 Any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental?" ANY resemblance"? Really, Lois 1.4444 0.03192 414 266 112 36
217 Rex stood in line patiently, hoping that there will be no Thesaurus jokes this time. 1.4444 0.03282 414 271 102 41
218 What? I thought it was Eat the Author at 2pm. 1.4439 0.03532 410 282 74 54
219 Liz, what I told you in the castle was off-the-record. 1.4439 0.03269 410 267 104 39
220 My name? It’s spelled *just* like it sounds: Eustreptospondylus! 1.4436 0.03545 408 281 73 54
221 When I say I've been waiting for ages, I really mean ages. 1.4431 0.03160 413 264 115 34
222 You said you weren’t going to use my real name! 1.4431 0.03252 413 269 105 39
223 I was told these people wanted a singed copy. 1.4428 0.03245 411 267 106 38
224 Sorry, I thought it was eat the author. 1.4420 0.03389 405 270 91 44
225 I feel like I’ve been waiting here forever. 1.4420 0.03260 405 263 105 37
226 I cannot believe you named the only Dinosour in the book ‘Terry Dactyl’ 1.4414 0.03358 401 265 95 41
227 Ah shoot, by the time we get there she's going to be toast." 1.4410 0.03488 356 232 91 33
228 Had I known you were planning a tell-all, I never would’ve accepted your strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. 1.4409 0.03418 406 273 87 46
229 Stegosaurus: ‘slow moving plant-eater’ my ass! 1.4409 0.03309 406 267 99 40
230 Yes, if you could make it out to ‘last of a dying breed’ that would really make my day! 1.4406 0.03284 404 264 102 38
231 Well, your arms aren’t so great either ! 1.4406 0.03227 404 261 108 35
232 Your book is another example of the institutional tokenism of my species in fantasy and the media. 1.4406 0.03430 404 272 86 46
233 Actually could you sign it "To Mothra"? It's for a friend. 1.4397 0.03338 398 262 97 39
234 I was just a science experiment to you. I feel so used, so...slimy. 1.4391 0.03164 394 250 115 29
235 Climate change? Let me tell YOU about climate change! 1.4391 0.03438 394 264 87 43
236 Five bucks says she won't know how to spell Carcharodontosaurus. 1.4391 0.03304 394 257 101 36
237 Seems like a million years ago since your last book 1.4388 0.03216 392 251 110 31
238 To Mothra, Rodan and King Kong. The other two are for me. 1.4385 0.02777 390 267 90 33
239 Now our friends think I'm some kind of monster. 1.4385 0.03227 390 250 109 31
240 Everyone in my book club ate it up - with relish. 1.4381 0.03380 388 256 94 38
241 Still want to deny my existence? 1.4381 0.03534 388 264 78 46
242 Lost for words? Have you never seen a Thesaurus before? 1.4373 0.03744 343 233 70 40
243 I love how you captured the reptilian narrative and point-of-view. 1.4367 0.03285 387 251 103 33
244 Suddenly, Marsha remembered her co-author and the promise of royalties she'd so easily forgotten. 1.4360 0.03350 383 251 97 35
245 Your climate change theories are intriguing. 1.4354 0.03375 379 249 95 35
246 Sleeve length is always my biggest issue. 1.4350 0.03346 377 246 98 33
247 I'm not leaving until you tell them what really happened. 1.4347 0.03250 375 240 107 28
248 Did you even try to tell my side of the story? 1.4339 0.03275 378 244 104 30
249 I thought print books were extinct. 1.4339 0.03462 378 253 86 39
250 And anther thing, Twain did not coin the phrase that "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated, 1.4327 0.03555 379 259 76 44
251 Oooh, I thought it was ‘eat’ the author. 1.4327 0.03225 379 243 108 28
252 The main character's struggle to fit in really resonated with me. 1.4325 0.03557 326 212 87 27
253 You've captured the flavor of the Jurassic Period perfectly! I laughed. I cried! I roared! 1.4324 0.03367 370 242 96 32
254 Extinction” was a great read, but I think you got a few things wrong.. 1.4316 0.03412 373 247 91 35
255 I didn't expect a kiss and tell, Marilyn. 1.4313 0.03382 371 244 94 33
256 Just sign it, “To a fellow vegan.” 1.4301 0.03464 365 243 87 35
257 Make it "To Rex," please. 1.4301 0.03464 365 243 87 35
258 I really liked the book until the part about an asteroid and mass extinction. No one is going to believe that. 1.4301 0.03508 365 245 83 37
259 Repeat that part about my arms. 1.4301 0.03399 365 240 93 32
260 You need to hire a fact-checker. I'm not extinct. 1.4294 0.03536 361 243 81 37
261 Ingrid's inner demon picked an awkward time to show up. 1.4286 0.03756 308 205 74 29
262 Sorry, my mask burned up. 29th one this week! 1.4286 0.03660 329 220 77 32
263 That character is a composite of dragons I have known, not any one dragon. 1.4282 0.03396 355 232 94 29
264 Thank you so much, my son is obsessed with humans. 1.4274 0.03375 358 234 95 29
265 Retract or Tokyo burns. 1.4270 0.03592 356 242 76 38
266 Susan's exposé on Where the Wild Things actually are, was about to have real-world consequences. 1.4270 0.03481 356 237 86 33
267 I still miss Sendak, but you're good. 1.4266 0.03517 354 237 83 34
268 That evil dragon you wrote about has a son. And that son has feelings. And a name. And that name is Randy. 1.4261 0.03531 352 236 82 34
269 He looks like a voracious reader 1.4253 0.03810 308 208 69 31
270 Where do you stand on the Oxford Comma? 1.4253 0.03652 348 238 72 38
271 Anna was afraid one her characters would come back to haunt her. 1.4244 0.03566 344 231 80 33
272 If you were right about me, you'd be lunch by now. 1.4244 0.03637 344 234 74 36
273 I was there, lady. Your characterization of us as vicious killers running wild is wrong. Many of us had jobs, and families, and we cared about the environment. 1.4232 0.03462 345 228 88 29
274 I came here as soon as I finished my shift at the museum 1.4232 0.03605 345 234 76 35
275 Oh please. How am I being predatory? 1.4230 0.03693 305 202 77 26
276 I doubt she envisioned this when she wrote “Controlling Your Pet With Tough Love.” 1.4227 0.03758 343 239 63 41
277 I don't know about mythic, but my parents always told me I was exceptional. 1.4227 0.03572 343 231 79 33
278 Finally! It feels like I've been waiting in line for 65 million years! 1.4227 0.03596 343 232 77 34
279 i'm not angry, that's how we smile! 1.4227 0.03621 317 210 80 27
280 Make it to Puff 1.4223 0.03705 341 235 68 38
281 I'll have you know I'm alive and well and living in a co-op in Chula Vista. 1.4218 0.03108 339 235 75 29
282 Please sign it: "to Bronny Brontosarus". 1.4218 0.03971 339 245 45 49
283 The cruelly chosen word can pierce even the thickest armor, Carol. 1.4199 0.03588 331 222 79 30
284 I know it's you, Donald. Go home. The secret service is looking for you. 1.4192 0.03664 334 228 72 34
285 Please sign it to Puff M.D. Thanks so much! 1.4187 0.03370 332 230 71 31
286 I absolutely devoured your last book! 1.4187 0.03450 332 218 89 25
287 Finally a paleo diet book with recipes I can stick too. You available for dinner? 1.4187 0.03463 332 231 68 33
288 Just write "To the mythical creation from Chapter 3", please 1.4187 0.03260 332 231 71 30
289 Oh yeah? Well, my meat-eater brain was big enough to find you! 1.4177 0.03584 328 220 79 29
290 We’re called Herbivores. Not ‘vegans.’ Look it up. 1.4167 0.03615 324 218 77 29
291 A guy calling himself St. George was supposed to meet me here. 1.4161 0.03439 322 210 90 22
292 Your theories about our extinction are, to put it mildly, flawed. 1.4161 0.03577 322 215 80 27
293 Sorry, I thought this was to “Eat the Author”. 1.4161 0.03550 322 224 66 32
294 I hated the ending. 1.4161 0.03736 322 221 68 33
295 I am NOT fiction! 1.4159 0.03769 327 227 64 36
296 Sally knew she’d ‘’made it’ after seeing her audience’s breadth. 1.4159 0.03892 327 232 54 41
297 I brought my parents to meet you! 1.4143 0.03717 321 220 69 32
298 No, I'm not a thesaurus. Just sign the book. 1.4138 0.03888 319 225 56 38
299 I almost didn't make it; there was an asteroid. 1.4138 0.03571 319 213 80 26
300 The hunting passages obviously were written by an herbivore. 1.4135 0.03423 312 202 91 19
301 'No, I CAN'T reach it! Just sign one for me!' 1.4132 0.03723 317 217 69 31
302 TAKE IT FROM ME, YOUR SENTENCES DRAG ON. 1.4132 0.03776 317 219 65 33
303 That meteor ending was so obvious! 1.4132 0.03459 317 215 76 26
304 He’s been sleeping, but he’s really up for this. 1.4127 0.04246 315 236 28 51
305 I knew how it ended but couldn't put it down. 1.4127 0.03686 315 214 72 29
306 Wanna find out if my arms are actually useless? 1.4127 0.03767 315 217 66 32
307 Ms. St. George, I read your book and it slayed me” 1.4127 0.03546 315 209 82 24
308 If I could reach across this table... 1.4121 0.03811 313 217 63 33
309 Was our relationship just a fantasy tale, too? 1.4116 0.03488 311 204 86 21
310 I’ve been a fan since the Mesozoic era. 1.4116 0.03662 311 210 74 27
311 If in your book, dragons fly, why did I just have to take the subway? 1.4116 0.03662 311 210 74 27
312 Extinct? I heard the same about you. 1.4110 0.03707 309 210 71 28
313 It's fantasy" is no excuse for hurtful stereotypes 1.4110 0.03707 309 210 71 28
314 Should I be standing six feet apart from the face, or the end of its tail? 1.4110 0.03533 309 204 83 22
315 I don't care if Tolkien did it, it's still a pretty offensive stereotype." 1.4097 0.03612 310 208 77 25
316 I'm here to test your faith in creationism. 1.4097 0.03781 310 214 65 31
317 No. I said, bring me a thesaurus. 1.4092 0.03787 303 208 66 29
318 No I can't change the ending to make the dinosaurs win. 1.4092 0.03729 303 206 70 27
319 So you're the smartypants scientist who wrote this book called 'DINOSAURS: Thank God They Are Extinct'. 1.4089 0.03644 313 212 74 27
320 For the last time: the meteor is fake news! 1.4085 0.03479 306 213 66 27
321 Margaret finally understood how writing was the best way to come face to face with you childhood daemons. 1.4085 0.03702 306 208 71 27
322 You used my real name; now my wife won't talk to me. 1.4085 0.03731 306 209 69 28
323 D-Rex? Really? You concealed my identity by changing my name to D-rex? 1.4085 0.03673 306 207 73 26
324 You know what isn't fictitious? My defamation case. 1.4085 0.03788 306 211 65 30
325 You spelled archaeopteryx wrong on page 73 1.4072 0.03546 307 204 81 22
326 Something tells me we should have gotten her autograph before this guy jumped the line. 1.4067 0.03754 300 205 68 27
327 Can't you people ever let the dragon be the hero?! 1.4067 0.03956 300 212 54 34
328 According to your book I don't exist. Please sign it , "For Dino, with apologies". 1.4067 0.03928 300 211 56 33
329 I told you it was off the record! 1.4067 0.03571 300 199 80 21
330 3 weeks? I was on top for 3 million years! 1.4065 0.03998 278 193 57 28
331 The ending stinks. 1.4060 0.03771 298 204 67 27
332 It was at that moment she began to regret naming her new book "Dinosaurs Suck". 1.4060 0.03953 266 181 62 23
333 So. Too cool to remember me now?! 1.4054 0.03759 296 202 68 26
334 Oh, I thought it was 'eat.' Never mind. My bad. 1.4048 0.03807 294 202 65 27
335 I’ve been waiting for ages 1.4048 0.03986 294 208 53 33
336 Why are WE always the bad guys? 1.4048 0.03651 294 197 75 22
337 What happened between us was ancient history. 1.4048 0.03587 294 195 79 20
338 You call it fantasy, I call it toxic perpetuation of dracophobic stereotypes. 1.4043 0.03954 282 196 58 28
339 I wasn’t about to tell him the line starts back here. 1.4043 0.03922 282 195 60 27
340 Oh, he read it. And now he's gonna chew her ear off. 1.4043 0.03954 282 196 58 28
341 The scariest thing here isn't the dinosaur, but the absence of face masks. 1.4041 0.03946 292 205 56 31
342 Just...to Steggy 1.4040 0.03838 297 206 62 29
343 Did you read the disclaimer? "Any resemblance to actual dragons, living or dead, is purely coincidental." 1.4040 0.03838 297 206 62 29
344 I told you those things in confidence, Patricia! 1.4040 0.03625 297 199 76 22
345 How did I get to the front of the line? You have to ask? 1.4034 0.04110 238 161 58 19
346 I am sick and tired of people talking about the elephant in the room 1.4028 0.03603 288 191 78 19
347 The Girl With the Dragon at 2. 1.4021 0.03924 291 204 57 30
348 Internal demons? I spend years under your bed and in your closet, and I'm just some "internal demon'"? 1.4021 0.03802 291 200 65 26
349 Please sign it, ‘You rascal, Puff!’ 1.4014 0.03820 289 199 64 26
350 Do you remember me? We dated in 1985, right before I moved to Chernobyl. 1.4008 0.04104 252 174 55 23
351 You agreed not to reveal I can’t wipe myself. 1.4007 0.03788 282 192 67 23
352 It’s not so much your portrayal of me, it’s that it’s sold under fiction. 1.4007 0.03774 287 196 67 24
353 Yes I see now ... it says MEET the author 1.4007 0.03806 287 197 65 25
354 And you call yourself a paleontologist! Do I look like a vegan? 1.3993 0.03811 283 194 65 24
355 I have been in line for ages. 1.3978 0.03780 279 190 67 22
356 You don't remember me, do you? 1.3978 0.03947 279 195 57 27
357 Meet! I thought you said eat! 1.3978 0.03914 279 194 59 26
358 This is what your damn Paleo diet did to me. 1.3978 0.03881 279 193 61 25
359 May I recommend a less hackneyed metaphor for men you wish were extinct? 1.3978 0.03677 279 192 65 22
360 I scared plenty of kids when they were young, but they didn’t write a scathing memoir. 1.3978 0.03814 279 196 57 26
361 Extinct?!” And you call this “nonfiction“? Back in my day, authors had the decency to actually do some research 1.3978 0.03641 279 186 75 18
362 I just devoured your book. 1.3971 0.03833 277 190 64 23
363 I found your portrayal of St. George a little too sympathetic. 1.3957 0.04095 235 160 57 18
364 MEET the author? You're sure that's not a typo? 1.3956 0.03765 273 185 68 20
365 How dare you write that I'm an old fossil. 1.3956 0.03871 273 188 62 23
366 Your book brought me back to life. 1.3948 0.03820 271 185 65 21
367 I hear it's not very prehistorically accurate. 1.3948 0.03855 271 186 63 22
368 I haven’t read such a lousy book in sixty-five million years. 1.3941 0.04015 269 189 54 26
369 Dr. Smythe reflects on the title of her current bestseller"The Inferior Dinosaur Brain"" and hopes she'll live to regret it. 1.3933 0.04172 239 166 52 21
370 I do not have tiny hands. 1.3933 0.04001 267 187 55 25
371 Would you like to reconsider describing me as scaly, horrid and foul of breath? 1.3926 0.03863 270 186 62 22
372 Yes, I have tiny arms... Thank you for sharing that with the world! 1.3918 0.03801 245 163 68 14
373 I’m not the monster you made me out to be. 1.3918 0.03882 268 185 61 22
374 Could you just sign it “For Fred and Wilma”? 1.3918 0.03882 268 185 61 22
375 I didn't like your ending. You won't either. 1.3915 0.04178 235 163 52 20
376 Like I always say: publish or perish. 1.3913 0.04152 230 158 54 18
377 I’ve been waiting 66 million years for this day. 1.3910 0.03920 266 187 55 24
378 I just really love the way you depict human suffering. 1.3908 0.03583 261 189 49 23
379 I can assure you I was the first one here! 1.3908 0.03955 261 181 58 22
380 Fire-breathing dragons may sell, but dinosaurs are the real evolutionary heroes. 1.3908 0.04029 261 183 54 24
381 I feel like I have a book in me. I think the last guy I ate was reading one at the time. 1.3906 0.04068 233 159 57 17
382 So, should I make that out to Puff? 1.3902 0.03904 264 185 56 23
383 Please stop using me as a metaphor for out-of-touch politicians. 1.3902 0.04031 264 186 53 25
384 I loved the way you didn’t make the dinosaurs look one dimensional. 1.3902 0.03810 264 180 65 19
385 How did you know I was a critic from the New Yorker? 1.3902 0.04102 264 188 49 27
386 Representation matters! Not all dragons eat people and hoard things! 1.3902 0.03885 264 182 61 21
387 Asteroid, my ass! 1.3902 0.03885 264 182 61 21
388 I'm supposed to believe that Margaret wasn't based on me? 1.3885 0.04074 260 184 51 25
389 Write a different ending...this time without the asteroid. 1.3885 0.04000 260 182 55 23
390 We are not NOT fire-breathing; NOT inherently dangerous to damsels; NOT trainable; and LOATHE our likeness made into plush baby toys. 1.3885 0.03963 260 181 57 22
391 Please explain how this isn’t defamation of character. 1.3876 0.03984 258 180 56 22
392 Just "To Godzilla". It's a gift. 1.3876 0.04022 258 181 54 23
393 I've been waiting in line for eons! 1.3867 0.03928 256 177 59 20
394 Your novel's a real page turner, and that's not easy with these arms. 1.3867 0.04005 256 179 55 22
395 He'll probably chew her ear off. 1.3861 0.04491 202 141 44 17
396 Look at me! Do I look like I fit under a bed? 1.3861 0.04009 259 182 54 23
397 Do I LOOK like I’m descended from birds? 1.3861 0.04191 259 187 44 28
398 You just HAD to go and dig up the past?!? 1.3861 0.03895 259 179 60 20
399 You just need a mask, not an entire costume. 1.3849 0.04048 252 177 53 22
400 So yeah, your book slayed me, but I’m back. 1.3849 0.03969 252 175 57 20
401 About that chapter on extinctions... 1.3849 0.03807 252 171 65 16
402 No, I am the mother of dragons! 1.3849 0.04126 252 179 49 24
403 Depsite accidentally burning all of your books, I'm really a huge fan. 1.3849 0.04048 252 177 53 22
404 You know, I think she's wrong about being her own worst critic. 1.3843 0.03896 255 176 60 19
405 250 Million years is along time to wait for a Book Signing and be first in line. 1.3843 0.04090 255 181 50 24
406 No, I'm not done yet. Go back and wait in the car. 1.3843 0.03936 255 177 58 20
407 You portrayed me as some sort of monster! 1.3840 0.03868 250 171 62 17
408 "I'd hand you the book to sign, but according to you I have useless hands. 1.3840 0.03950 250 173 58 19
409 I don't have to be a boy dragon or a girl dragon, Ms. Rowling. 1.3837 0.03942 258 180 57 21
410 I told you to wait in the car. 1.3834 0.04074 253 179 51 23
411 You know damn well that's not how it happened! 1.3831 0.03930 248 171 59 18
412 What have I told you about wearing that thing to mommy's signings? 1.3831 0.04093 248 175 51 22
413 How dare you print Mothra's lies. I never touched his wife. Never. 1.3831 0.03930 248 171 59 18
414 You’re aware that you’ve breached your NDA. 1.3831 0.03971 248 172 57 19
415 So, all of a sudden YOU'RE the expert on the Jurassic Period?? 1.3831 0.03930 248 171 59 18
416 I wrote the Peter Paul and Mary song. 1.3831 0.04132 248 176 49 23
417 Can you make it out to your oldest fan. 1.3831 0.04012 248 173 55 20
418 All the times I lit the barbecue, all the times I started the fireplace... and THIS is what you chose to include in your memoir, Sheila? 1.3828 0.03884 256 177 60 19
419 I'm sorry about your so-called toxic childhood, but your father and I are not the monsters you make us out to be. 1.3825 0.03978 251 175 56 20
420 You misspelled my subspecies and my name! 1.3815 0.03958 249 173 57 19
421 I’m sorry but store policy is “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” 1.3810 0.04004 252 177 54 21
422 My hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. 1.3810 0.03925 252 175 58 19
423 Well, in my humble opinion, that Beowulf guy had it coming. 1.3806 0.04102 247 175 50 22
424 Your writing needs to evolve as well. 1.3806 0.04102 247 175 50 22
425 Why don't you sign it, "To living proof my Why the Dinosaurs Disappeared theory is full of shit". 1.3796 0.04205 245 176 45 24
426 You promised me anonymity! 1.3796 0.04043 245 172 53 20
427 I was the victim, Janet! 1.3796 0.04001 245 171 55 19
428 It was a virus that destroyed us, a virus. Not a meteor, a virus! 1.3792 0.03972 240 166 57 17
429 They are not standing 6 feet away from me 1.3789 0.04682 190 135 38 17
430 We need to talk about cultural appropriation 1.3786 0.04107 243 172 50 21
431 Can you please just... slide the books a bit further to the edge of the table? 1.3786 0.03850 243 166 62 15
432 You told me you wouldn't use my real name! 1.3786 0.03761 243 164 66 13
433 I can’t say I like how things ended. 1.3786 0.03980 243 169 56 18
434 So, our relationship was just another conquest to you??? 1.3784 0.04240 222 156 48 18
435 Are you the girl with the dragon tattoo? I've been looking for you for a long time now. 1.3776 0.04045 241 169 53 19
436 Can you please stop referring to us as a synonym for old and outdated! 1.3776 0.04002 241 168 55 18
437 I’ve EATEN better authors than you. 1.3776 0.04253 241 174 43 24
438 That’s ‘Godzilla’ with two L’s 1.3776 0.04088 241 170 51 20
439 I had no idea you were going to portray me as a MONSTER! 1.3774 0.04007 212 143 58 11
440 So I was no more than just a fun little chapter to you, Danielle? 1.3771 0.04060 236 165 53 18
441 Ma'am, I take OFFENSE to your depiction of the giant lizard "monster". It's cheap that you would use the cliche stereotype that one with sharp teeth and spiked tall would be the antagonist that terrorizes the city. BTW, I set your house on fire. 1.3771 0.04192 236 168 47 21
442 I didn’t cut the line. I was here before any of you. 1.3771 0.04060 236 165 53 18
443 Don't look, but your book seems to attract some real weirdos. 1.3771 0.04192 236 168 47 21
444 You think it was my tiny hands that caused my extinction!? Ok, maybe. 1.3771 0.04148 236 167 49 20
445 You didn't know I could read, did you Linda? 1.3771 0.04016 236 164 55 17
446 Long line! Feels like I've been waiting since the Mesozoic. 1.3771 0.04060 236 165 53 18
447 Please dont take this the wrong way, but your book made me really horny. 1.3771 0.04319 236 171 41 24
448 We had an agreement Margaret. 1.3771 0.04105 236 166 51 19
449 I devoured your last book, along with the entire book club. Make this one out to Rex. 1.3766 0.03891 239 164 60 15
450 You know what's really extinct, Barbara? Talent! 1.3766 0.04153 239 170 48 21
451 She really did bring the character to life! 1.3766 0.03304 239 177 44 18
452 Can you make it out to Eustreptospondylus. E-u-s... 1.3766 0.03936 239 165 58 16
453 I’m confused... the reviews said you were a “dinosaur.” 1.3766 0.04195 239 171 46 22
454 Your book was so funny it had me in prehysterics. 1.3755 0.03957 237 164 57 16
455 I just wanted to say thank you for portraying us dragons as we really are.Our whole book club was moved to flames. 1.3734 0.04137 233 165 49 19
456 You're damn right that I have issues with your book on creationism 1.3734 0.04181 233 166 47 20
457 I found your book tasteless. 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
458 I thought you said the mating stuff was strictly off the record. 1.3729 0.04055 236 166 52 18
459 I'm Oedipus Rex and you should NOT have said that about my mother. 1.3729 0.04143 236 168 48 20
460 Do I write about the Paleozoic Era? Write what you know lady. 1.3729 0.04010 236 165 54 17
461 My, my, I finally get to meet a New York Times book critic." 1.3729 0.04313 236 172 40 24
462 So that's all I was to you? Just some monster for your research? 1.3729 0.03873 236 162 60 14
463 It's me, Craig, from college. I have changed that much? 1.3728 0.04107 228 160 51 17
464 I want the online version and you think I’m the dinosaur” ! 1.3723 0.04250 231 166 44 21
465 Well, we called it plagiarism even back in the Mesozoic Era. 1.3723 0.04161 231 164 48 19
466 I don't have little hands! 1.3723 0.04161 231 164 48 19
467 No one's going to believe that I met you. 1.3723 0.04161 231 164 48 19
468 Do you writers ever give a moment's thought to how hurtful it is that monsters are ALWAYS the bad guy? 1.3723 0.04115 231 163 50 18
469 How about I write a book about slaying you and see how it makes you feel. 1.3723 0.04115 231 163 50 18
470 The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo? Really?? 1.3723 0.04206 231 165 46 20
471 Did you consult with even one dragon first? 1.3723 0.04206 231 165 46 20
472 The dragon who kidnaps the princess in Chapter 7, that's me isn't it? 1.3723 0.04250 231 166 44 21
473 Do you happen to know where they're holding the eat the author event? 1.3723 0.04206 231 165 46 20
474 We had a deal. I would take you on tour with me, and you wouldn’t disclose my reptile dysfunction. 1.3723 0.04115 231 163 50 18
475 You Madame, are NO Michael Crichton! 1.3723 0.04250 231 166 44 21
476 I started as a bookworm a long long time ago.... 1.3717 0.04035 226 157 54 15
477 I made sure I was 1st in line for the greet, meet, and eat! 1.3713 0.04085 237 168 50 19
478 Sorry but ‘Meat, The Author’ is next Tuesday. 1.3712 0.04276 229 165 43 21
479 I would like to take you for lunch. 1.3712 0.04231 229 164 45 20
480 I just love how you satirize mammals 1.3712 0.04093 229 161 51 17
481 As someone who dragon-identifies I’m offended by the book’s human privilege 1.3712 0.04320 229 166 41 22
482 If you won’t stop this defamation of character, you‘ll hear from my lawyer—and he’s an actual carnivore. 1.3700 0.04391 227 166 38 23
483 You write a lousy kiss and tell book. Now I can't go anywhere without people pointing. 1.3700 0.04391 227 166 38 23
484 You think. you're the expert on climate change? 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
485 Rachel suddenly realized the downside of writing a book that appealed to everyone. 1.3700 0.04163 227 161 48 18
486 Finally my turn! It felt like I was waiting in this line for eons! 1.3700 0.04116 227 160 50 17
487 I have a few bones to pick with you. 1.3700 0.04020 227 158 54 15
488 Your book had a tendency to dragon and on...” 1.3700 0.04346 227 165 40 22
489 The hot-tempered, possessive boyfriend: that’s supposed to be me, right? 1.3700 0.03872 227 155 60 12
490 Um... I accidentally burned my copy. Could I have another? 1.3700 0.04346 227 165 40 22
491 She used his picture without his permission. I think she’s gonna get burned. 1.3697 0.04227 211 148 48 15
492 Oh great! He's going to argue every point in her book. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
493 My arms are so short I couldn’t put your book down. 1.3689 0.04188 225 160 47 18
494 Oh, “meet” the author 1.3689 0.04327 225 163 41 21
495 Sharon realizes her book ranking the top Japanese monster films may be contentious. 1.3689 0.03490 225 159 54 12
496 You paleontologists write as if you were there. You weren’t! 1.3689 0.03994 225 156 55 14
497 My publisher wasn’t kidding when she said I brought the characters to life 1.3689 0.04092 225 158 51 16
498 Your book did what an asteroid couldn't—crush my soul 1.3687 0.04246 217 154 46 17
499 He was not a monster! He was my father! 1.3677 0.04115 223 157 50 16
500 I followed your paleo diet for a year, and now look at me! 1.3677 0.04164 223 158 48 17
501 You promised to change my name Karen. 1.3677 0.04115 223 157 50 16
502 Bloodthirsty man-eater? Fine. But I never said any of that stuff about my mother. 1.3677 0.04115 223 157 50 16
503 Could you make it out to Rex The Annihilator? 1.3677 0.04164 223 158 48 17
504 So, tell me again how you think using dragon eggs in your Fiery Frittata recipe isn't problematic? 1.3677 0.04307 223 161 42 20
505 I thought I’d never see another white woman writing from the swamp lizard’s perspective, yet here you are. 1.3677 0.04164 223 158 48 17
506 Your chapter about healthy confrontations really changed my life. 1.3677 0.04164 223 158 48 17
507 Didn’t bookstores go extinct too!? 1.3677 0.04066 223 156 52 15
508 It was at this moment the T-Rex realized he misread the sign. This was Michele Crichton. 1.3677 0.04066 223 156 52 15
509 Cheryl was poised and steadfast. She was ready to defend her research on the size of dinosaur brains using facts and logic. 1.3673 0.04172 226 161 47 18
510 I thoroughly enjoyed your book - both as a read and as an appetizer. 1.3673 0.04125 226 160 49 17
511 Lose the costume, Jerry. 1.3673 0.03930 226 156 57 13
512 This wasn’t the first time Nancy’s ex had ruined one of her meet & greets. 1.3665 0.04139 221 156 49 16
513 You described me as pea brained and having bad breath but forgot to add extremely ferocious and vengeful carnivore. 1.3661 0.04149 224 159 48 17
514 I liked everything but the ending. 1.3656 0.03763 227 154 63 10
515 Finally! I’ve been waiting here 65 million years! 1.3653 0.04164 219 155 48 16
516 No, I can't wait. I'm the last of my kind! 1.3653 0.04456 219 161 36 22
517 The first author I ever met was the guy who wrote the Old Testament. 1.3649 0.04317 222 161 41 20
518 What exactly did you mean by ‘tiny, useless arms’? 1.3644 0.04085 225 159 50 16
519 You misrepresented my story. It was only a small city. 1.3641 0.04239 217 155 45 17
520 As a writer, how does it feel to be headed for extinction? 1.3641 0.04239 217 155 45 17
521 I'd like to talk to you about your chapter denying global warming. 1.3641 0.04339 217 157 41 19
522 'Someone's in the Kitchen with DINO? Seriously!?' 1.3636 0.04247 220 158 44 18
523 Could I possibly have your foot print? 1.3636 0.04148 220 156 48 16
524 I loved the plot but the characters were all so warm-blooded. 1.3636 0.04391 220 161 38 21
525 You know, plot does matter. 1.3636 0.04391 220 161 38 21
526 YES HE HAD MISREAD THE SIGN, BUT AFTER WAITING 2 HOURS, HE DECIDED TO EAT THE AUTHOR ANYWAY. 1.3632 0.04440 223 165 35 23
527 Sign it to ‘Pachycephalosaurus.’ The usual way. Two p’s. 1.3628 0.04056 215 150 52 13
528 I've got a bone to pick. 1.3628 0.04214 215 153 46 16
529 Make it out to Stegosaurus. S-t-e-g-o-s-a-u-r-u-s. 1.3628 0.04162 215 152 48 15
530 It's always about St. George, isn't it. 1.3628 0.04513 215 159 34 22
531 You had no right to out me before I spoke to my family. 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
532 Make the inscription out to Saint George. 1.3628 0.04316 215 155 42 18
533 It's for my husband. He thinks he's the hero. 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
534 What don't you get about "off the record?" 1.3628 0.04110 215 151 50 14
535 You won’t be able to put it down. You might not even be able to pick it up. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
536 Can you expand a little on chapter six, and like, WHY does she have to be a virgin? 1.3624 0.04466 218 161 35 22
537 How’s this for extinct! 1.3624 0.04122 218 154 49 15
538 Loved the book, though the bit about the meteorite was a tad far-fetched. 1.3615 0.04343 213 154 41 18
539 Your meteor's coming. 1.3615 0.04444 213 156 37 20
540 You could've talked about the good times we had, too. 1.3615 0.04134 213 155 41 17
541 It was 64 million years ago. 1.3615 0.04292 213 153 43 17
542 Well, I was there. 1.3615 0.04134 213 150 49 14
543 You’ll be hearing from my lawyer regarding the chapter about my tiny brain. 1.3615 0.04134 213 150 49 14
544 We had a deal, no names. 1.3615 0.04080 213 149 51 13
545 Sign it: 'To my cousin, Rex, once removed.' 1.3615 0.04240 213 152 45 16
546 My life is not a children's book. 1.3615 0.04187 213 151 47 15
547 Does my mother die in this one too? 1.3611 0.04349 216 157 40 19
548 Am I the author? That depends... 1.3611 0.04299 216 156 42 18
549 Look, you’re tired, I’m tired, just sign. 1.3611 0.04146 216 153 48 15
550 It’s not just Republicans that get offended when they’re described as old dinosaurs 1.3611 0.04447 216 159 36 21
551 We’re sort of both dinosaurs in different ways... 1.3607 0.04157 219 156 47 16
552 Make it out to 'not so extinct.' 1.3602 0.04158 211 149 48 14
553 ...and people reading it are going to think I'm some kind of a monster, Karen! 1.3602 0.04048 211 147 52 12
554 It doesn't feel like you write dragons from within your lived experience. 1.3602 0.04266 211 151 44 16
555 I take great offense to your description of the killer as "cold-blooded". 1.3602 0.04266 211 151 44 16
556 The guy behind you in the MAGA hat says you’re fake 1.3602 0.04212 211 150 46 15
557 I've got to find out what this Dragon Tattoo is all about 1.3602 0.04158 211 149 48 14
558 Well, what do you think Barney is, then? 1.3602 0.04370 211 153 40 18
559 Of course I know how to read—you think I’m prehistoric? 1.3598 0.04064 214 150 51 13
560 After looking forward all morning to eating the author, Rex finally realized his mistake. 1.3594 0.04130 217 154 48 15
561 I meant it figuratively, as in 'you slay me.' 1.3589 0.04450 209 153 37 19
562 You must be thinking of my brother Barney, he's the purple one. 1.3589 0.04450 209 153 37 19
563 It was good but I'm still digesting it. 1.3589 0.04184 209 148 47 14
564 So how would you explain the similarities to my short story written 300 million years ago? 1.3589 0.04345 209 151 41 17
565 Your depiction of the fire-breathing dragon who devoured the novelist resonates with me. 1.3589 0.04345 209 151 41 17
566 I really identified with Ted, the stockbroker. 1.3589 0.04128 209 147 49 13
567 Yes, five, please. You try holding your breath while reading a novel. 1.3585 0.04169 212 158 35 19
568 For just once do you think you could portray my sensitive side? 1.3585 0.04196 212 151 46 15
569 I'd like to point out a couple errors in your 'Theories of Evolution'. 1.3581 0.04049 215 151 51 13
570 The Dragon’s Breath, you really went there? 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
571 I chew through mysteries pretty fast. 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
572 I'll show you extinct! 1.3575 0.04479 207 152 36 19
573 ...any genre really, I just need the fiber 1.3575 0.04096 207 145 50 12
574 Dr. Sanderson was suddenly forced to consider that her chapter on extinction might need revisions. 1.3575 0.04264 207 148 44 15
575 I thought writers like you were extinct. 1.3575 0.04426 207 151 38 18
576 This is just my resting face. I’m a BIG fan. 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
577 Tell me I've got a low brain-to-body-mass ratio to my face, tiger. 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
578 The plot line about the virtuous politician struck me as pure fantasy. 1.3561 0.04613 205 153 31 21
579 No it's psittacosaurus with a P 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
580 You can inscribe it "To my oldest fan." 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
581 Could you hand me a book? My arms are, well, you know, being the expert and all. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
582 I CAN’T hand you the book! Just grab one, sign it and hand it back. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
583 It seems like I have been waiting in line for ages. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
584 You know I thought we were off the record 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
585 The abrupt ending had quite the impact on me. 1.3561 0.04235 205 146 45 14
586 I don't feel you have the right to appropriate the voice of a "flesh-eating monster" when you haven't lived through the actual struggle of such a marginalized and oppressed life... 1.3561 0.04613 205 153 31 21
587 You slay me. 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
588 Next time you write about the "reptilian brain", consult with me first. 1.3547 0.04374 203 147 40 16
589 Maybe Puff liked your last book, but I found my portrayal deeply unflattering. 1.3547 0.04484 203 149 36 18
590 I thought it was meat and eat. 1.3547 0.04430 203 148 38 17
591 EAT. MEET. It's all the same to me. 1.3547 0.04318 203 146 42 15
592 First, you betrayed my confidence. Second, you're no beauty. 1.3547 0.04430 203 148 38 17
593 T-Y-R-A-N… actually, if you could just sign it, “to Mr. Rex”… 1.3547 0.04086 203 142 50 11
594 You turned me into a monster. 1.3547 0.04374 203 147 40 16
595 Will you make mine out to Stegosaurus Armatus? It's a family name. 1.3547 0.04261 203 145 44 14
596 YOU tell it to hurry up. 1.3544 0.04218 206 147 45 14
597 Why does everyone have to die? 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
598 Make it out to Sunshine 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
599 Mass Extinction wasn’t such a good title now, was it? 1.3532 0.04110 201 141 49 11
600 You will be hearing from my legal team. This is libel, pure and simple, Lynda. You don't know the meaning of "vicious reptilian monsters" until my lawyers get involved! 1.3532 0.04569 201 149 33 19
601 My wife calls me a dinosaur, but I can't stand E-books. 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
602 Sorry, it's "Meet" not "Eat", but interested in buying a copy anyway? 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
603 Extinct? You wrote that we are extinct?! 1.3532 0.04288 201 144 43 14
604 Sorry. I thought this was the line to eat the author. 1.3532 0.04403 201 146 39 16
605 You look a lot different in person. 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
606 Making me wait until exactly two is so cold blooded. 1.3529 0.04356 204 148 40 16
607 You think people don’t know who the “monster” is based on ? 1.3529 0.04356 204 148 40 16
608 Finally! Prehistorical romance as a genre! 1.3529 0.04244 204 146 44 14
609 I was before him in line but I'm not going to be the one to tell him that. 1.3527 0.04088 207 146 49 12
610 Let me just say that reading your book expanded my mind...from a walnut to a chestnut. 1.3527 0.04145 207 147 47 13
611 This could take a while, honey. I get the sense the guy ahead of us is an old flame. 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
612 Of course I'm cold-blooded, Judith. I'm a reptile. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
613 No telling how long he's been waiting. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
614 I love that your characters always strive for moral perfection--and also stomp on things. 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
615 Why, yes, I am a fan of prehistorical fiction. 1.3518 0.04073 199 139 50 10
616 I may be from Loch Ness, but I’m not a monster! 1.3515 0.03368 202 151 39 12
617 Ok. I’m a monster. But don’t The readers deserve to hear my back story? 1.3515 0.04384 202 147 39 16
618 please inscribe one to St George, one to Jackie Paper... 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
619 Just as it sounds: Malcheetzinortch of Ramthatzubeuthan. 1.3503 0.04343 197 142 41 14
620 Just write “To Godzilla.” (Two L’s.) 1.3503 0.04343 197 142 41 14
621 Does it look like I’m extinct? 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
622 Trust me, the Mesozoic section is all wrong. 1.3503 0.04402 197 143 39 15
623 I never thought a non-dinosaur could understand how we really feel. 1.3503 0.04461 197 144 37 16
624 By the way... you know nothing about the Paleo diet. 1.3503 0.04461 197 144 37 16
625 Where’s your damn face mask? 1.3500 0.04525 200 148 34 18
626 It's Meet the Author, not Eat the Author Sir 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
627 You promised you wouldn’t use that weekend in Vegas! 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
628 Your ‘monster’ is predictably one-dimensional. 1.3500 0.04118 200 141 48 11
629 Yeah, make it out to Barney. Is that a problem? 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
630 I told you those things in confidence. How could you?! 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
631 I told you in the interview that I blew the biggest fire, the best fire, but I didn’t want to tell the public because I didn’t want to cause a panic. You’re a terrible writer. And no I didn’t read the book. 1.3500 0.04742 200 152 26 22
632 She spotted the critic and as he approached her table, Agnes offered him a breath mint. 1.3498 0.04195 203 145 45 13
633 We actually got here first, but I’m not going to argue. 1.3487 0.04371 195 141 40 14
634 So I'm extinct, am I? 1.3487 0.04249 195 139 44 12
635 As you can see, I am NOT extinct. 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
636 You paleontologists think you know it all. Do I look extinct?? 1.3487 0.04401 195 144 35 16
637 Sorry, but it's "Meet" not "Eat" 1.3487 0.04122 195 137 48 10
638 Damn you, homonym! 1.3487 0.04371 195 141 40 14
639 Books becoming extinct? I can help. 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
640 I’ve waited ages to meet you. 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
641 I don't like how this book ends. 1.3485 0.04384 198 144 39 15
642 Ohhh you want to see the author...let me go get her. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
643 At 1:59, the author attempted to explain the spelling of 'meat.' 1.3472 0.04521 193 142 35 16
644 You thought I was extinct? Well I think hard copy books are extinct! 1.3472 0.04147 193 136 47 10
645 As you can clearly see, we are not extinct. 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
646 To my dear friend, Puff 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
647 I’ve been waiting to meet you for ages. 1.3469 0.04168 196 139 46 11
648 How about in the sequel the monster gets the girl? 1.3469 0.04168 196 139 46 11
649 Did you even try to get my side of the story? 1.3455 0.04238 191 136 44 11
650 A Paleo cookbook? I barely made it through Cretaceous... 1.3455 0.04303 191 137 42 12
651 Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting in line? 1.3455 0.04552 191 141 34 16
652 Do I look fictional to you? 1.3455 0.04429 191 139 38 14
653 I have a bone to pick with you about your book on creationism” 1.3455 0.04671 191 143 30 18
654 Your take on reptiles left me feeling marginalized. 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
655 Remember me? I was in your creative writing class -- and you stole my story ! 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
656 Make it out to Hot Lips. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
657 He's afraid if he doesn't support book stores they might go extinct 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
658 Am I dragon, lizard, or dinosaur? Anyway, screw Trump, right? 1.3439 0.04395 189 137 39 13
659 Creme brûlée is also my signature dessert. 1.3439 0.04331 189 136 41 12
660 All those year lurking under your bed and no mention on the dedications page? 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
661 Next time you better not refer to me as “Puff”! (Submission instruction: please underline “better not”, above) 1.3439 0.04705 189 142 29 18
662 I used to be the monster under your bed, now I’m a literary critic. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
663 Do you realise how long I have waited for you to finish this book? 1.3439 0.04395 189 137 39 13
664 I simply devoured your last book! 1.3438 0.04155 192 136 46 10
665 You promised to give me a pseudonym. 1.3422 0.04359 187 135 40 12
666 It's T-y-r-a-n-n-o-s-a-u-r-u-s. You spelled it wrong seven times." 1.3420 0.04571 193 144 32 17
667 . . . but I’m gonna have to disagree with you on your asteroid theory. 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
668 Can we discuss an alternate ending? 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
669 He's upset that she called Trump 'draconian.' 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
670 Listen, Ms Lydda, I’m sure you research was thorough, but I’m telling you, George was no Saint.” 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
671 I don't want your autograph, Sylvia, I want my damn royalties. 1.3388 0.04209 183 130 44 9
672 I worked with Shel Silverstein, I knew Shel Silverstein. Shel Silverstein was a friend of mine. Lady, you are no Shel Silverstein. 1.3388 0.04349 183 132 40 11
673 You have been around a long time. I am your oldest fan. 1.3388 0.04279 183 131 42 10
674 I feel like I have been waiting in line for a million years.. 1.3388 0.04026 183 135 37 11
675 All characters in this work are fictitious, any resemblance to anyone living or dead is merely coincidence, huh? 1.3388 0.04209 183 130 44 9
676 If the asteroid didn’t impact the earth 65 million years ago, we might be exchanging places. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
677 Some biographer! Now everyone thinks I'm a monster. 1.3388 0.04485 183 134 36 13
678 So why the hell did you call your book “They Aren’t Around Anymore” ? 1.3388 0.04745 183 138 28 17
679 ‘Based loosely on actual people and events’ my ass.. 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
680 It’s so great to be able to go to a bookstore, isn’t it? I thought they were all extinct. 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
681 As I read, I felt myself being transported to a different time and place. 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
682 I just came to let you know your "fair maiden" is not all innocent. 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
683 Do you know how long I've been waiting? 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
684 Actually, dinosaurs are in every chapter of the book, because it's about what has held back feminism. 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
685 Descendant from birds? Are you kidding me? 1.3370 0.04650 181 135 31 15
686 How would you feel if I wrote about your dysfunctional species? 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
687 Love the book, Dr. Williams. Now, how about some real carbon dating? 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
688 Remember me? 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
689 How about you make out the inscription to “child support” because you’re three months late Jennifer. 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
690 You made no attempt to develop MY character! 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
691 After eons of defamation of character, Stephen decided it was finally time to set the record straight 1.3370 0.04516 181 133 35 13
692 I am a dinosaur, but I prefer Kindle. 1.3352 0.04458 176 128 37 11
693 Stegosaurus, Schmegosaurus. He still shouldn't be jumping the line. 1.3352 0.04562 182 135 33 14
694 ‘Small-brained?’ You’ll be hearing from my attorney.” 1.3352 0.04757 182 138 27 17
695 Some of us did survive the asteroid hit and if not for our tolerance of you puny humans you wouldn't be sitting here today promoting your false narrative of our extinction. Have a nice day! 1.3351 0.04310 185 134 40 11
696 I read your books voraciously. 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
697 Last year this would have worried me. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
698 So who has a pea brain now ? 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
699 The daughter of Maurice Sendak hoped some old friends may come to her first book signing. 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
700 C’mon, it’s 1:57... I’ve been waiting ages. 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
701 So, you thought it'd be okay to write a memoir and dig up the past? 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
702 Ma'am, you couldn't possibly know how long I've been waiting to meet you. 1.3333 0.04215 177 126 43 8
703 You be the one to tell him "no cuts allowed" 1.3333 0.04852 177 135 25 17
704 I just want to know if I live through the series! 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
705 Then why an I still here? 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
706 I’ll need some help carrying these. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
707 I’ll bet she’ll be sorry she wrote that “Dragons Suck” book. 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
708 I didn't like the ending. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
709 I really connected with the cold-blooded killer. 1.3333 0.04785 177 134 27 16
710 Comparing me to your Mother in Law I find very offensive. 1.3333 0.04918 177 136 23 18
711 I was hoping to have a word with Mr. Darwin 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
712 I’ve been your fan since the Mesozoic era. 1.3315 0.04558 178 132 33 13
713 Your book made me wish the asteroids could have came sooner. 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
714 What a pity! Now they will have to move her book to the non-fiction section." 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
715 Your depiction of dragons and our myriad of experiences is, to put it diplomatically, one dimensional and offensive. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
716 I can't believe you were just using me to find out more about my culture for your torrid tell-all. 1.3314 0.04889 175 134 24 17
717 Could you inscribe it, 'To Tokyo, from 'Zilla, thanks for the memories.' " 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
718 So I'm extinct. REALLY? 1.3314 0.04753 175 132 28 15
719 I know things ended badly, but you didn't need to describe me as "an ancient fossil." 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
720 .....and then the way you portrayed the asteroid..... let’s just say that you weren’t there and it didn’t happen like that. 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
721 Excuse me, but we're not all fire-breathing, gold-hoarding misogynists. 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
722 He's been standing in line since God knows when. 1.3314 0.04318 175 126 40 9
723 What do mean you don't have the Japanese Translation? Godzilla is very unhappy ! 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
724 I kept telling you: The Spinosaurus family set me up. The Theropods had nothing to do with it." --Leo Sacks and Bo Corre, Cold Spring, N 1.3314 0.04989 175 138 17 20
725 Maybe you're a figment of MY imagination! 1.3314 0.04280 175 128 37 10
726 It's spelled just like it sounds! 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
727 I'm no more imaginary than your so-called autobiography. 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
728 could you personalize it to'my favorite stegosaurus, Rudy'? 1.3314 0.04318 175 126 40 9
729 O. K., O. K., that asteroid did not get you all. I'm sorry." 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
730 Lady, paper books are going extinct. Can you sign my kindle? 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
731 I'm here because I heard that you wrote it on a typewriter. 1.3314 0.04368 172 124 39 9
732 Yes, I'm Thesaurus...and this is copyright infringement. See you in court lady. 1.3314 0.04741 172 129 29 14
733 A review said you're a dinosaur. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
734 Call me a dinosaur, but I. Still prefer books over a kindle 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
735 No, I'm sorry, this isn't a signing for "A Farewell to Arms." 1.3295 0.04729 176 133 28 15
736 Remember me? Your old buddy, 'Puff'? Expect a call from my lawyer. 1.3295 0.04373 176 128 38 10
737 I've been waiting ages to meet you! 1.3295 0.04347 173 125 39 9
738 Do you realize how long I’ve waited in line? 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
739 I thought they said "Eat" the author. 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
740 For the last time, you hack: ‘Puff’ is NOT a euphemism for weed. 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
741 Fantasy? Next time have the decency to call it a memoir. 1.3295 0.04347 173 125 39 9
742 Can you inscribe it to "Dear Stegosaurus , a long time reader." 1.3295 0.04717 173 130 29 14
743 Have you ever considered most of what Saint George claims is hearsay? 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
744 That’s not the ending we agreed on 1.3295 0.04189 173 123 43 7
745 I think my autograph may be more valuable than yours. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
746 I think he’s been in line a while. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
747 Could you make it out to Gary? 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
748 Hi, yes, I am not 'perpetually angry because of my short arms' 1.3295 0.04269 173 124 41 8
749 Your use of the term Kaiju is racially insensitive. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
750 The monster in your closet? Is that really how you think of me, Sheila? 1.3275 0.04454 171 125 36 10
751 Take a look, a good look. Do I look like an herbivore? 1.3275 0.04049 171 120 46 5
752 Meet" the author? Oh, dear. I'm so embarrassed 1.3275 0.04753 171 129 28 14
753 Make it quick. I have to go destroy Tokyo after this. 1.3275 0.04753 171 129 28 14
754 You said you wouldn't mention our relationship! 1.3275 0.04454 171 125 36 10
755 Yeah, well, I'm telling you I was too on Noah's Ark. 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
756 I know that it's you, Uncle Donald. 1.3275 0.04454 171 125 36 10
757 Excuse me! Do I LOOK like a bird to you? 1.3274 0.04586 168 124 33 11
758 I find your overuse of the word dinosaur in the pejorative sense to be a lazy, if not sophomoric attempt at description and, quite frankly, a microaggression against those who came before me." 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
759 I suppose I'm depicted as the Tokyo-stomping bad guy again? 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
760 Do I look like a bird? 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
761 I suppose you also didn’t think we could read! 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
762 I thought it was ‘Eat the author.’ 1.3235 0.04908 170 131 23 16
763 Not ALL of us kidnap damsels, you know. That's just lazy writing 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
764 Is this the monster best-seller I've been hearing about?" 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
765 I just want you to acknowledge that "Dragons of Destruction" perpetuates harmful stereotypes. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
766 My species is not extinct as you assert on page 902; we keep a low profile but continue to dictate social policy throughout the world. 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
767 No eBook yet? Seriously? 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
768 What did you mean by "monster under the bed?" 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
769 You look tastier in your author photo 1.3235 0.04540 170 126 33 11
770 ...sorry, I'm a little near-sighted, from the back of the line it looked "like eat the author. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
771 You said I'd be the hero. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
772 I'd like to speak with your fact-checker. 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
773 I think you were excessively critical of prehistoric thinking... 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
774 Your book is hard to digest! 1.3234 0.04353 167 121 38 8
775 The plot was good but I thought you really let the ending dragon 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
776 That's my picture on the cover and I still can't get a free copy! 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
777 You know what else got slayed in your book? My children's innocence. 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
778 ``You better not be the author.'' 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
779 I welcome you into my lair and all I get is a chapter? 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
780 This was billed as a meet and greet but looks more like a meet and eat. 1.3234 0.04595 167 124 32 11
781 I would have welcomed a large-type edition. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
782 Does it say anything about how to get rid of scaly skin? 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
783 On page 72, line 13, the correct word is: “whom.” 1.3234 0.04825 167 127 26 14
784 I told you my name was Ruff, the Tragic Dragon! 1.3234 0.04435 167 127 28 12
785 ...if it is not too much trouble, 'to Amber'... 1.3234 0.04899 167 128 24 15
786 Huge Fan; Just devoured it! Can you make it out to Fred? 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
787 I strongly object to how you stereotype the elderly. 1.3234 0.04787 167 129 23 15
788 sorry, I thought they said "Eat the author at 2:00" 1.3234 0.04972 167 129 22 16
789 May I ask, why did you portray the protagonist as such a monster? 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
790 I beg to differ with the findings of your research. You dabble dangerously in conspiracy theory. Just because they aren't mentioned in the Bible doesn't mean we aren't real! 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
791 In my language there is no “m” sound. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
792 Your book says my last name is Soros! It’s Saurus! And I weigh five tons, not four! 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
793 I found your last book hard to digest 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
794 You know trans people exist and dragons don’t, right JK? 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
795 Believe it or not, I’m really into fantasy. 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
796 Fire Breathing huh, defamation suit. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
797 And if if you think I'm unhappy with my portrayal in your book, wait 'til you hear from the the Basilisk, the Chimera, and the Kraken! 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
798 Really? I'm pretty sure the ad said "Eat the author." 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
799 Excuse me, but you're sitting right in front of " The Dragon Chronicles." 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
800 You can't imagine how long I've waited for this moment! 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
801 Was I mistaken? I thought the ad said “eat the author”. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
802 Well, now we know who THAT character was based on. 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
803 No mask, no book - I don’t care how long you’ve waited 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
804 Your autobiography paints a very monstrous picture of me Susan 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
805 My name is Cornelius--Puff was a distant cousin. 1.3212 0.04938 165 127 23 15
806 Two words: fake news. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
807 You're in my chair. 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
808 Explain to me why the dragon was holding the princess hostage? I don't know a single dragon who's ever held anyone hostage. 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
809 I admire how you have evolved as a writer. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
810 What, Darwin is contentious to this day? 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
811 Don’t let him cut in front of you like that! 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
812 You bought my book, you ate it, you didn't like it, you want your money back? That's a negative. 1.3212 0.04938 165 127 23 15
813 Just sign it with "Make America Jurassic Again." 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
814 I thought the store allowed comfort animals! 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
815 You portrayed me as a monster? Well, now I'm back to bite you. 1.3212 0.04786 165 125 27 13
816 Please tell me it ends well. Contrary to popular belief I’m a fan of happy endings. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
817 I devour all your books. 1.3212 0.04938 165 127 23 15
818 Are you the one who wrote the book on how we went extinct? 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
819 Ok so actually, I have a skin condition called eczema, not a “hideous, pocked, scarred, and scaly hide” as you’ve written on page 243. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
820 If you're going to write a dinosaur cookbook I'd expect you to know some of us are vegetarians 1.3212 0.04548 165 127 25 13
821 Why did you portray pterodactyls in such a good light? 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
822 Fire-breathing is just a stereotype perpetuated by the anti-dragon extremists. 1.3190 0.04822 163 124 26 13
823 My point is that I've been mis-represented in your book. I'm pretty certain I know the meaning of "extinct". 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
824 I heard that some lady was cranking out dinosaur romance novels. 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
825 Hmmm, I thought I knew everyone on the endangered species list. 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
826 I think you may want to edit the chapter about the asteroid. 1.3190 0.04369 163 121 33 9
827 Well well, Dr. Smith, we meet again! Apparently, you’re not the only one familiar with time travel. Prepare to rewrite your ending! 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
828 Honey, I'd know that beast anywhere...same one who butted in line to see Jurassic Park. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
829 Oh. I didn’t see the M... 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
830 Six feet back if you don't mind 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
831 It’s just that your words hurt, Lillian. I’m a real monster too. With friends and family. Who can read your words. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
832 So, we are "extinct"? Would you like to reconsider your conclusion? 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
833 TO: Puff The Magic Dragon, please 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
834 I demand an answer: why did you say I was afraid of T-Rex? 1.3190 0.04581 163 126 24 13
835 It's spelled R-E-X, not W-R-E-C-K-S! 1.3190 0.05053 163 127 20 16
836 It's just that we're far more nuanced than you give us credit for. 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
837 Fantasy fiction? Really Barbara? 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
838 I’m literally your biggest fan. 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
839 And I don't appreciate you exposing the intimate details of our affair just to get on Amazon's Best Seller list, Darlene. 1.3190 0.04622 163 124 27 12
840 Quite frankly, I found your book rather implausible. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
841 She thought he would be extinct by the time it came out. 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
842 It's 6.30 pm, dammit. I thought I'd go extinct waiting. 1.3190 0.04237 163 122 32 9
843 And another thing. Not all of us work as tower guards. I’m a dentist and my wife is a firefighter. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
844 Author and critic eyed each other wordlessly. 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
845 I'M mythical? Have you checked out D.C lately? 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
846 Oh, my bad. I didn’t see the first ‘’m’.” 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
847 I've been waiting an eternity! 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
848 Oh, I’m so embarrassed. I was certain that it said “eat the author.” 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
849 As you can see, I am very much not extinct and continue to evolve! 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
850 I did not threaten that princess. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
851 Puff, you say? No, Jackie never mentioned you. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
852 Tolkien’s great granddaughter always knew this day would come. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
853 Make it out to Spike. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
854 You made me. Now you have to own me. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
855 I will have you know that the Mesozoic Era was FULL of avid readers 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
856 It feels like I've been waiting 65 million years. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
857 Is it safe to assume that any resemblance to actual dragons, real or imagined, is also pure coincidence, Rebecca? 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
858 We should warn you, he's always been a voracious reader. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
859 Stop writing about Puff The Magic Dragon, already! 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
860 Any advice for a writer whose hands don't reach the keyboard? 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
861 On the off chance you're wondering, I'm a metaphor for the political system. A bit on the nose, but let's face it, we didn't get into this mess because people are smart. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
862 I hope you enjoyed that frolic in the Autumn mist, because it was your last. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
863 Lookin' for Eat the Author, is this the Eat the Author event? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
864 He even LOOKS like a critic. 1.3171 0.04797 164 125 26 13
865 I don't care what you are - if you want my signature, buy my book. 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
866 I like the part, when the children think there is something under their bed 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
867 I don’t have a book to sign. Mine caught on fire. 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
868 I'm a herbivore, yes, but not when my name gets misspelled. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
869 The author, having assumed that dinosaurs couldn't read, now thoroughly regrets referring to them as clumsy, dimwitted creatures in her recent book. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
870 And meet your maligned subject matter. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
871 Well, I heard it was an "eat the author." 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
872 Dear, I already told you. John is not based on you. 1.3165 0.04716 158 121 25 12
873 Meet the “figment of your imagination” 1.3165 0.05086 158 123 20 15
874 So where is this supposed expert on prehistory? 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
875 Can you make it out to "Dragothor, bringer of end times?" Or just "Jonathan." 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
876 where's the thesaurus 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
877 Please sign it, "To Thesaurus." 1.3165 0.04498 158 121 26 11
878 Your story inspired me to overcome extinction. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
879 Fake science, you wrote. Never existed, you wrote. Well, tell that to my mother. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
880 Thanks for ruining my life! Most parents would tell their kid they are adopted BEFORE the memoir, Mom! 1.3165 0.05007 158 122 22 14
881 I burned through your last book in one sitting. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
882 They told me you used a Thesaurus - can you hook me up? 1.3148 0.04242 162 117 39 6
883 I am highly offended at your demeaning comments about Trump's small hands! 1.3148 0.04834 162 124 25 13
884 The emotionally unavailable dragon is such a cruel stereotype. 1.3148 0.04242 162 117 39 6
885 A Hoax. I did not destroy Tokyo! 1.3148 0.04913 162 125 23 14
886 But I can assure you ... climate change is real! 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
887 Your book really helped me find the fire inside of myself. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
888 Just sign the book and forget the chit chat. I've shed twice since I got in line! 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
889 Dragon?! Scales?! Spikes?! So much for, “Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.” 1.3121 0.04937 157 121 23 13
890 Okay then, tell me your ending for the Cretaceous era. 1.3121 0.04937 157 121 23 13
891 I found your depiction of the Tyrannosaurus to be flat and stereotypical. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
892 Why did you write about me? We're not all monsters, you know. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
893 The book was a little before its time. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
894 I want to talk to you about your book saying my breath was bad. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
895 That is S-A-U-R-U-S! NO! No relation to George. YES. I do need you to reinscribe it. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
896 Who are you calling a fossil lady? You’re no spring chicken yourself! 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
897 I've been waiting literally ages to meet you. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
898 Ha ha, yes, my arms can reach the pages. Now, will you just sign it? 1.3121 0.04320 157 114 37 6
899 It wasn't an asteroid! 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
900 I thought that independent bookstores are all extinct" 1.3117 0.05090 154 120 20 14
901 I don't care if you did your research: an Allosaurus never would have left her mate for a herbivore. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
902 Forgive me, Helen, but this is the only way I could get to see you again. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
903 If you think I'm scary, the couple behind me took your creative writing class. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
904 Yeah, you changed the character into a pterodactyl, but everyone will still recognize it’s me. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
905 We're going to change the ending right now. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
906 Biography my ass. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
907 Despite the disclaimer on the inside flap, Martha was well aware that certain characters in her book may have had a resemblance to actual creatures, living or dead, and that references to actual events had not been purely coincidental. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
908 You could have at least changed my name. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
909 Roget, schmoget. I’m a Thesaurus! 1.3117 0.04608 154 117 27 10
910 I found your description of white male Senators as a pack of dinosaurs to be personally quite offensive. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
911 I didn't drag my tail here for a damn autograph. Personalize it or I'll eat you. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
912 Your description of the novel as "fantasy" makes me feel invisible. 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
913 I'm sorry, I just don't see "The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo" selling that well. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
914 When I told you I downplayed the asteroid coming in, I didn't mean for you to put it in your book! 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
915 Your book on Comets scared my kid. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
916 Just put "Steg," for short. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
917 Hm. . . seems the book really resonated with an older audience 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
918 Not so big in Japan now are you? 1.3117 0.04372 154 112 36 6
919 What do you mean Gawain was a “nice guy”? 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
920 I thought the nude scene was quite tasteful. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
921 I've met George R.R. Martin. And you're no George R.R. Martin... 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
922 This is the only PPE I could find. 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
923 Do you validate Jurassic Parking? 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
924 Why am I always the villain? 1.3092 0.04595 152 113 31 8
925 Trump drained the swamp so I could meet the author who wrote another scandalous book about him. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
926 I guess I don't understand why you would title the book Thesaurus and it doesn't have anything to do with our species... Talk about cultural appropriation... 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
927 Ah come on, it is 1:48. 1.3092 0.04499 152 117 25 10
928 I love your cookbook. The section on flame broiling was the best! 1.3092 0.04960 152 117 23 12
929 Is it time yet? I’ve been waiting millions of years for this signing 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
930 You have no idea how long I have been waiting for you to finish this book!" 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
931 I’ll show you the real dragon balls. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
932 Yes, you got it all wrong! The Princess and I eventually married. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
933 Would you take a look at my manuscript? 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
934 OH! MEET THE AUTHOR! Sorry, my bad. 1.3067 0.05177 150 118 18 14
935 About your theory on extinction... 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
936 Fantasy isn't usually my thing. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
937 Everyone keeps saying, "You're Larry, aren't you?'" 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
938 Of course I take issue with the comparison. For one thing I have much larger hands. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
939 I devoured the book and now I want to eat, I mean meet the author. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
940 You made me out to be a monster. So, thank you. 1.3067 0.05177 150 118 18 14
941 I have an issue, on page 346, where I am referred to as a crustacean. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
942 Tell me again about my ‘walnut-sized brain’ and ‘lumbering gait.’ In fact, read that part out loud. Page 143. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
943 I would ask you to sign my book, but it was so good that I devoured it. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
944 Why am I always the bad guy? 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
945 Her beautiful writing makes her characters come to life. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
946 I found the lack of character development very disappointing. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
947 The whole burning of the village chapter, I feel that you really get me". 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
948 Can you please make it fast? This lady is on my tail. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
949 I thought this was the line for "Rage." 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
950 Just make it out to Barney 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
951 Oh, ok that says,‘Meet’. I’m sorry, I thought this was something else... 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
952 I know it’s a bad time, but I’m your next big idea. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
953 It’s not that you made me a monster, it’s that you made me banal! 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
954 That ending really hit me hard. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
955 The blurb said monster bestseller so... what's your best offer? 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
956 Could you make it out to Rex? 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
957 I'm getting a little tired of rescuing you every time you write yourself into a corner. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
958 I've been waiting for eons! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
959 "The deal was, you do the ghostwriting and I do the book signing." 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
960 Would it kill you to let the dragon eat the knight once? 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
961 Just as the end of print culture was greatly exaggerated so to was the mass extinction of my species. 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
962 Your books are easy to digest. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
963 I don't care if you wrote the book: I AM Godzilla!... 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
964 You made me sound like a monster" 1.3041 0.05133 148 116 19 13
965 An awkward silence fell as Godzilla contemplated his potential copyright infringement claim. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
966 Yes I really want to buy a book. I'm surrounded by neanderthals who stare at tablets all day long and think I'm the stupid one. 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
967 Can you hold the phone for our selfie? 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
968 Yeah, I'm the book reviewer and, lady, you're no author! 1.3041 0.04410 148 111 30 7
969 I heard books are going the way of the dinosaurs, so I'd like to take one to them. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
970 Do you think I’m waiting till 2:00p.m.? 1.3041 0.05563 148 121 9 18
971 Wow. Now that we are post-pandemic we are seeing more and more unanticipated side affects of COVID-19. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
972 Oh! It's about a different dragon who proposed to you in Paris three years ago. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
973 You should have seen the line for her last book claiming Neanderthals were extinct. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
974 I’d eat you alive, but that would only serve to reinforce the unfortunate stereotypes in your books. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
975 Take it from me, book readings will be extinct, too. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
976 You're the first writer who really understands our heroic nature. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
977 I 've been asked by the New Yorker to review your book. 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
978 I’ve told you a million times, the ghostwriter is not supposed to show up at this event. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
979 I’m asking you to wear a mask to protect me. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
980 Don't you remember? We met at Loch Ness last summer. 1.3041 0.04358 148 108 35 5
981 How did you overcome being labeled a dinosaur in your field? 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
982 Michael Crichton was last week. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
983 Calling it fiction does not excuse you. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
984 I'm @realdragon17. I tweeted you about your portrayal of Grendel... 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
985 In spite of your insulting references to government, I'd like three copies for colleagues in the Senate 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
986 What real dragons did you consult before writing your book? 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
987 Chapter 4, paragraph 5: we are not ALL small-brained. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
988 Who told you dinosaurs can't read? 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
989 I thought we discussed that I'd have longer arms in the book! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
990 We had beautiful feathers. Not this disgusting green lizard skin! 1.3041 0.04358 148 108 35 5
991 Can you sign it for 'hideous reptilian monster', please? 1.3041 0.03203 148 116 26 6
992 It was climate change, not a meteorite, ma’am. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
993 Tell me how I’m standing here right now if the last of my kind was slain. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
994 The title of your book, “Trump Is A Big Lizard” is an huge insult to all of us! 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
995 Oh, this "Godzilla" just destroyed the city for no reason? That's not the way I remember it, Cheryl. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
996 I have a few questions about the chapter on extinction. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
997 I can’t believe you wrote that I had dragon breath. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
998 I think everyone knows who "Kyle" is supposed to be, Phyllis. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
999 I'd really like to talk about the "Stinky, slimy, and stupid" lizard. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
1000 Perhaps you should just stick with what you 'know' from now on. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
1001 They'll never guess it was you. Completely different name and scale color, okay. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
1002 Lady, I didn't 'destroy' Tokyo. I merely oversaw some dramatic revisions. 1.3014 0.04051 146 104 40 2
1003 I loved your book, except for that part about the asteroid. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1004 You can growl and fume and stamp your feet, but it’s not going to make 2pm come any faster. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
1005 Just sign it 'to an old fan' 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
1006 I’m the bad guy?!? I am not the one who came into my cave with a sword looking to slay something! 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
1007 This is a "Meet and Greet", not an "Eat and Greet"! 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
1008 Could you also sign one for my friend, Little Jackie Paper? 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1009 Carol, I lavished you with tales of a strange, medieval world and its obsession with power and lust in total confidence. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
1010 I hate it when everybody else shows up in costumes. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
1011 OH Oh. heard it was a chance to " Eat the Author" 1.3014 0.05085 146 114 20 12
1012 I was really expecting you to be much older. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
1013 You promised me that what we had would be kept private 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
1014 What’s St. George to you? 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
1015 Will it be coming out in a large text edition? 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1016 Thank you, but life on earth ending with a meteor-strike isn't a very plausible plot now is it ? 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
1017 Puff's an outdated term, you know... 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1018 I wanted to be first in line but he got here long before I did. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1019 Fuck you and fuck your book. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
1020 All my friends are dead 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
1021 Don’t you think ‘At Arms Length’ is a bit of an ableist title? 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
1022 I feel your work lacks historical perspective. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
1023 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1024 Meet? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1025 What I would really like to see is a book about dragons that I can show to my children. 1.3007 0.04605 143 109 26 8
1026 This is taking FOREVER! 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1027 Big fan. I've gobbled up every one of your books. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
1028 I'll have you know that despite your title I did not find gene splicing at home to be fun OR simple. 1.3007 0.05439 143 115 13 15
1029 I'm your most gargantuan fan 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
1030 I loved your plot. It really took me back to a bygone era. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1031 I didn’t like it. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
1032 My metatarsals are killing me. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1033 Plagiarism! You aren't the Lizard of Oz. I am. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1034 These events usually do attract an older crowd... 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
1035 I'm worried he'll eat her before we can get her to sign our books. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1036 Sorry to crash your little party. Did you think you could just ghost me after three dates and I'd just..go extinct? 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1037 What do you mean, seniority does not put me in the front of the line? 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1038 You think you're really something don't you! Well I wrote The Art of the Deal! 1.2986 0.05128 144 113 19 12
1039 I’ve been waiting eons to meet you! 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1040 She's his niece. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1041 I tend to be drawn to late Cretaceous period pieces, but this really spoke to me. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1042 Swamp Thing was sick and tired of being compared to career politicians. 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
1043 It's not plagerism if was written 65 million years ago 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
1044 I've waited a billion years for someone to write the truth. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1045 I particularly enjoyed your chapter on herbivore snacks 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1046 Does the term 'cultural appropriation' ring any bells, Ms. Sheldrake? 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
1047 I'm vegetarian too. Your salad recipes are to die for! 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1048 I was told there would be a Thesaurus. 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
1049 I'm here for the book singeing. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1050 For the first time in 27 years, Barbara considered retiring her nom de plume of Dina Shore. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1051 He likes a good book he can sink his teeth into. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1052 Meet! Meet! Not eat! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1053 I know this awkward,...... but it's about my cut of the royalty checks. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1054 I object to your referring to of all of us who gave their lives in the great extinction as "losers." 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1055 I think you'll find not so extinct. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1056 Just make them out to 'Your Old Flame'. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1057 In the sequel, can I, I mean, he, will he get a girlfriend? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1058 I’d love to pay you but I can’t reach my wallet. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1059 Your reference to Trump as a dinosaur is most disingenuous. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1060 I must say, you look a lot younger than you did in high school... 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1061 I object to your stereotypes. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1062 Three months into the Covid vaccine trials, patient #521 surfaces at Dr. Nancy Kimble's (infectious disease specialist) book signing to report a side effect. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1063 You said that you would not quote me! 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1064 I read the reviews, Sheila. Do you really think people are going to believe I was that kind of monster?! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1065 He said she made him out to be a monster. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1066 Why did you describe me so ugly? 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1067 Sorry, I thought the promo said 'eat the author'. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1068 Your book is just more primate-centric propaganda.” 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1069 I'm a Capricorn, too. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1070 I'll take them all, including the author 1.2979 0.04240 141 102 36 3
1071 Contrary to what you wrote in chapter seven, I was in the room and the President said angry demon lizards pose NO danger. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1072 I am the author! Who else could have written A Personal Story of the Dinosaur Apocalypse? 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1073 This is a gift for a friend. Please sign it: "For Godzilla..." 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1074 Well, a lot of people thought the publishing industry was extinct too! 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1075 You write about asteroids as though you weren’t even there. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1076 If I didn't think it would just encourage your shameful stereotyping, I would breathe fire on you. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1077 Why do you keep writing that I’m extinct? 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
1078 No need to sign it, I'll just eat it here. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1079 Why is the dragon always the bad guy? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1080 We'll see who dies out first. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1081 I am the Risen Dragon of Punctuation. Let us speak of apostrophes. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
1082 I specifically asked you to NOT include the time I was defeated by the White Knight in Elwynshire. That was a very difficult time for me then, and no less difficult for me now to have to relive it! 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1083 What do you mean I can't eat you? The ad said "Meat, the author, 2P.M." 1.2979 0.05397 141 113 14 14
1084 None of the other characters believed me when I said you are a real person! 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1085 Can’t wait to read about how things ended for you guys. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1086 I don’t know what they teach you in archeology school but let me be the first to tell you that’s not how it went down 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1087 God damn it, just tell me what happens after Ty sees the meteors in the sky! The curiosity is killing me. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1088 Let me see the kids, Francine! 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1089 She picks the werewolf??? 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1090 I think your portray of us in Jurassic Park is sexist and mischaracterized. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1091 He's playing the age card. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
1092 About that bird-brain comment... 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1093 So we meet again, Alice. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1094 I did wait in line, just like every other person here! 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
1095 But whenever I read, I breath fire. Do you have an audio version you can autograph? 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
1096 You swore our affair would be confidential ! 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1097 I've got some bones to pick with you. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1098 We agreed you could write about us, but the tweets have to stop. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1099 I didn't enjoy your book, "Being a Dinosaur is Bad". While I agree because my arms are tiny and useless, my criticisms are with your turgid prose and long-winded anecdotes about gardening that didn't tie into the overall narrative *at all* 1.2950 0.05350 139 111 15 13
1100 How dare you describe me as cold-blooded? Meet me on rhe sun deck and I'll show your cloaca the best time it's ever had. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1101 By golly, your style is just so Neo-Jurassic!" 1.2950 0.04892 139 109 20 10
1102 Reading your book was a Kafkaesque experience. Will you inscribe it, 'To the new and improved Laura Ingraham?" 1.2950 0.05350 139 111 15 13
1103 Let me introduce myself. I am the author of “The Thesaurus”. 1.2950 0.05152 139 109 19 11
1104 It's about time, I've been waiting for 80 million years! 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
1105 What do you know about paleo diets! 1.2950 0.05152 139 109 19 11
1106 I don't mean to criticize your work but you are too much of an alarmist. Asteroids? Give me a break. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1107 As J.K. Rowling continues her controversial statements, some alienated fans have decided to confront her directly. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1108 Fake news! There was no comet. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1109 That’s why I love indie book store signings — still feels a bit dangerous. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1110 Frankly speaking, your literary devices are more out of date than I am. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1111 The first is for my son, Lexovisaurus durobrivensis, next for my daughter Yingshanosaurus jichuanensis, and for my gender fluid offspring Hesperosaurus mjosi- I say! Are you writing this all down? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1112 How could you kill off Louise?!! You're a monster. 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1113 He thought it was a Maurice Sendak signing. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
1114 Really? One asteroid? In the Yucatán? I don’t even live in the Yucatán! 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
1115 He wants to correct some mistakes you made in 'The Day the Comet Came" 1.2929 0.03511 140 109 26 5
1116 I loved your book! May I eat these too? 1.2929 0.05218 140 111 17 12
1117 I've waited on line for two hours, do you think I'm a herbivore? 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
1118 So I eat children. Does that make me some sort of monster? 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1119 I know it's historical fiction, but I still have a bone to pick. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
1120 I'm here to discuss the Death of the Author. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
1121 Okay so there is an asteroid but like ... then what?? 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
1122 I'm ready to be revealed as your anonymous source." 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1123 The beginning was good, but the book seemed to drag on. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
1124 When is MY happy ending ? 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
1125 Barney was not happy about his unauthorized biography. 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
1126 How to train your dinosaur was exploitative. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1127 Sorry, I was certain that it said "eat the author. 1.2920 0.05498 137 111 12 14
1128 Particularly offensive was your description of the villain as a 'cold-blooded killer.' 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1129 Uh...do you want to mention the six-foot safe distancing rule to him? 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1130 Read? Lady, I devour books. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
1131 I can't believe you left ME, the monster under your bed in childhood, out of your autobiography! 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1132 Extinct, my ass! 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
1133 Loved your book! It just slayed me. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1134 Are you Meat, the author? 1.2920 0.05197 137 108 18 11
1135 I'm representing the Thesaurus club 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1136 Carol suddenly regrets her detailed account of the Ice Age. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1137 I a not a dinosaur just because I don’t like e-books. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1138 Setting the record straight, I'm a vegan. I only portray a carnivore on television 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1139 I’m a huge fan! I devoured your first book! 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
1140 Did you think I wouldn't realize the dinosaur was me? 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1141 I’ve wanted to eat you for ages. 1.2920 0.05197 137 108 18 11
1142 Oh, so you think it was just a meteor do you? You weren't even there!! 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1143 What?! I thought it said ‘eat the author.’ 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1144 I've come all the way here to try your books, and now you tell me they're not organic? 1.2920 0.05197 137 108 18 11
1145 I just want to thank you. So often I’m portrayed as two dimensional and cartoonish. 1.2920 0.05197 137 108 18 11
1146 No, not Dinah Shore...D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1147 I've devoured all your novels 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1148 That was personal Brenda! You said you wouldn’t tell anyone! You just wait, when I get bigger nobody will laugh at the name Godzilla ever again! 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1149 Well, just so you know, I'm suing for defamation of character. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1150 You said you were going to remember all our years together fondly, Princess, and now this? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1151 You left out that I wasn't hugged enough as a hatchling. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1152 Sorry, I'm still evolving, I thought it said EAT. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1153 OK, just tell me how a historian can write about my era? 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
1154 I always thought author book signings were just make believe 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
1155 As an actual dinosaur I'm calling cultural appropriation on you. 1.2899 0.05265 138 110 16 12
1156 Years of Jurassic research left her with hallucinations at awkward times. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
1157 I know how hard it is when bookstores go extinct. 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1158 Bronte Sisters? Oh, I heard Brontosaurus. My bad. 1.2889 0.05450 135 109 13 13
1159 Been in line a long time. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1160 Ok, first of all, I attacked Kyoto before even MEETING Mothra! 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1161 The appeal of her novels appears timeless. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1162 You swore our relationship would remain private. 1.2889 0.04860 135 106 20 9
1163 Why’s it always gotta be the dragon who dies? 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1164 I have a bone to pick about not making it on the Ark. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1165 Do you think that just ONCE it might be possible for the dragon to eat the prince and get the girl? 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1166 You should pitch it to Spielberg. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1167 Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting? 1.2889 0.05243 135 107 17 11
1168 Your continual characterization of fire breathing dragons as being arsonists and pyromaniacs makes my blood boil. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1169 No, there was no meteor shower. That's ‘fake’ news. I’m here, aren’t I? 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1170 Sorry, "eat" the author is next week. 1.2889 0.04188 135 108 19 8
1171 I understand, but it's still 1:59. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1172 What did you mean by a drag-on sentence? 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1173 Are you the author of “The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo?” 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1174 I thought the sign said Meet King Arthur 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1175 It was so refreshing to read something written for the reptilian brain! 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1176 You had no right to reveal my private life. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1177 I can relate -- I've survived a lot of bad press myself. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1178 Your writing has changed the way I view my arms. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1179 Have you any idea how long I’ve had to wait for this book? 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1180 Wait, does that sign say ‘meet the author’ or ‘eat the author?’” 1.2889 0.05243 135 107 17 11
1181 Wish I had stuck to masks & social distancing, damn this vaccine!!! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1182 You said all those conversations were off the record, Janet! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1183 No, two Es 1.2889 0.05348 135 108 15 12
1184 I really enjoyed the biting sarcasm. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1185 I thought the M was silent 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1186 You knew full well that Trump always finds a way to enforce non-disclosure agreements. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1187 Oh? I was sure the Ad said eat the author. 1.2889 0.05348 135 108 15 12
1188 That's G-O-D-Z ... why aren't you writing?" 1.2889 0.05243 135 107 17 11
1189 You went a little too easy on the asteroid. 1.2889 0.04745 135 105 22 8
1190 I told you that I don’t like prehistoric dinosaur, prefer time-challenged reptile. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1191 Do you remember Jacksonville? '78? Remember when I said 'Wow, I hope no one writes a book about this'? 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1192 I'll be back. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1193 I'm here to reclaim my narrative 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1194 And for the record, I thought the way you wrote about the 'lizard brain' was intentionally disparaging" 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1195 Ms. Bushnell’s sequel, “Rex in the City”, wasn’t quite as well received. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1196 I thought this was a line to vote. I came to save my species 1.2889 0.05243 135 107 17 11
1197 Forget about getting the princess, I just want more fire for the sequel! 1.2889 0.03622 135 109 19 7
1198 Excuse me, but why is your book under the "Mythological Fantasy" section? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1199 I’m your biggest dragon. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1200 I want to refute the lie that dinosaurs are extinct because we don't read. I also have your first book. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1201 I am more than just the stereotypical dinosaur you portrayed me as 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
1202 See, her books really do appeal across all ages! 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1203 My editor warned me this might happen. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1204 A typically awkward moment in the life of a Beowulf scholar . 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1205 Do you know how long I been waiting, and you tell me it's only 1:59 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1206 Really Marge? All I am is a Jurassic footnote? 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1207 You could’ve been kinder in the part about my breath. I have feelings you know. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1208 Your book, ‘“I, Fossil” simply changed me forever. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1209 See, Professor, we're not extinct, we're just publicity shy. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1210 Can you sign it .. "Best Always to Rex". 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1211 Pardon me, but it's 'meet' the author not 'eat' the author. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1212 I'm a fan of yours from way back. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1213 I have a literal bone to pick with you!" 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1214 I can't believe you made me out to be such a monster! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1215 No, Ma'am. I'm sure the radio invitation said 'Eat the author ...' 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1216 I resent the chapter that says if you look like me you can’t understand algorithms 1.2857 0.05502 133 108 12 13
1217 You’re sure the Birthday Party isn’t at this location? 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1218 You said OFF the record. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1219 Well, as you can see I am not extinct. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1220 Glenda you swore our relationship was confidential. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1221 Hello! My name is Puff. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1222 I'm so irritated. I've gotta tell ya, that's not exactly how it happened. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1223 How do you write dragons so well? 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1224 Yeah, well I thought YOU were extinct! 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1225 Please sign it 'To Jeff, with fond memories of our time in the Mesozoic Era'. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1226 Don’t take this wrong but I see so much of my own story in your writing 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1227 Listen, you liberal bitch. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1228 Stop telling people we love tacos 1.2857 0.05397 133 107 14 12
1229 It's 1:59 for Christ sake. 1.2857 0.05502 133 108 12 13
1230 For the last time PLEASE hand me the book! 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1231 You told me it was off the fossil record! 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1232 I swallowed your book. No doubt I will like the author even if your are half as good. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1233 You wouldn't believe how early I got in line. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1234 You made me look like a monster, Carol! 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1235 So, you think you can train ME? 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1236 I think our chance of an autograph is slim. 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1237 Sign it, “the real monster” 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1238 The guy ahead of us looks like he's in a rage. Should we tell him Bob Woodward don't be here till tomorrow? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1239 Oh, my bad, I thought the radio announcer said "Eat the author." 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1240 No. It's mainstream fiction that's extinct. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1241 You’ve misunderstood. The point of my book is that one must be a walking THESAURUS to be a good communicator. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1242 I think I’m in the wrong era. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1243 Do I look feathered to you? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1244 The tell all book on Dinah Shore causes some confusion. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
1245 This character on page 42, who “rises up out of the sea” then “gets drunk” and “ruins Nathan’s bar-mitzvah” — does that sound like anyone we know, Carol? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1246 I devoured your last book, but for this book, I thought it would be faster just to devour the author. 1.2846 0.05486 130 105 13 12
1247 I've got a bone to pick, lady. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1248 I guess it never occurred to you to mention how we use our fire breathing abilities in the winter to clear the sidewalks of ice for old people? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1249 Happy to sign, but could you spell your scientific name for me. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1250 No. It's "meet" the author, not "eat" the author. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1251 Kakutani, never shy for a fight, delivers her critique in person. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1252 So you thought I wouldn't be around to dispute your story! 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1253 We've clearly been in line for eons. 1.2824 0.04939 131 104 18 9
1254 I have a bone to pick with you. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1255 But the reviews called you a real dinosaur... 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
1256 Oh I though the book was Let Go and Let Godzilla 1.2824 0.05339 131 105 15 11
1257 You know, you're actually more likely to be killed by a shark... 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1258 I thought I already told you the title is 'Dragon with the GIRL tattoo'! 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1259 Meat, the author. 2 P.M. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1260 Oh, crap. I thought they said EAT the author. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1261 Ma'am, I've read your work and your representation of us willfully ignores our positive contributions to history. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1262 But I’m sure I heard them say “EAT “THE AUTHOR. 1.2824 0.04504 131 103 21 7
1263 A brain the size of a walnut? You're not so smart yourself! 1.2824 0.04372 131 97 31 3
1264 I disagree with your asteroid theory. 1.2824 0.05339 131 105 15 11
1265 You won't answer my texts, you won't return my calls, and apparently our relationship and that non-disclosure agreement mean nothing to you. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1266 Is it Rawr with or without the 'w'? 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1267 I want a refund. My copy was ripped to shreds. No, of course it arrived like that! 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1268 I thought Maurice Sendak was signing books today! 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1269 Nobody says I have small hands and lives! 1.2824 0.04439 131 100 26 5
1270 After all we've been through, how could anyone possibly think that "any resemblance to actual dragons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental?" 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1271 I do not appreciate your characterization of me as a "Terrible Lizard". I have feelings too. 1.2824 0.05339 131 105 15 11
1272 Listen, I took a redeye all the way from Honalee to make it on time, so just sign my damn book 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
1273 And I loved the part where the Reptilian part of her brain kicked in and saved her from the dragon. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1274 We've been figments of your imagination long enough! 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
1275 Madame, you told it all wrong. We are still here. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1276 Uhh, so there’s a flaw to your asteroid/extinction theory which could involve escape rooms… 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1277 So I’m the only creature you can think of who’s worse than Trump? 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1278 What was your inspiration for a tourist guide to Tokyo? 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1279 I am NOT the monster you make me out to be! 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1280 I thought print was nearly extinct. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1281 Can you believe it? The dorks behind me didn’t dress up as one of your characters. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1282 I recognized so much of myself in your autobiography 1.2824 0.04372 131 97 31 3
1283 I loved your last book 'The Lizard of Oz'. 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
1284 That's with two l's. And thank you for asking. 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
1285 ...That's NOT the way it happened 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1286 I feel like you really get what it’s like in the ‘belly of the beast’... but let’s make sure. 1.2824 0.05448 131 106 13 12
1287 Could you make it out to “AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHH” 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1288 Hi, I'm Thesaurus. I hear you've been a fan of mine for eons. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
1289 No...not EAT the author it is MEET the author! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1290 Are you the advertised meat? 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1291 I told you that in confidence. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1292 Not everyone cooks vegan. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1293 I found the entire series culturally insensitive. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1294 Do I seem like Fantasy to you? 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1295 I thought they said the sign read eat 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1296 Your stereotypical condemnation of dragons as fire-breathing heathens is repulsive and offensive!. What's next...Princesses kissing frogs? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1297 Why no Paleo translation? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1298 I just need to stock the bookshelf so I'll look intelligent on Zoom. 1.2800 0.04558 125 101 16 8
1299 Do you know how long I’ve waited for this? 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1300 You turned my character into a monster! 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1301 Next time, why don't you just write, "He was a very old kind of man?" 1.2800 0.05634 125 102 11 12
1302 You wrote Pachicephalosaurus with "i" but it's "y"! 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1303 If I'm here, we can't very well all be extinct, can we? 1.2800 0.05400 125 100 15 10
1304 Rupert had come to express his opinions about Mrs. Pennyweafher's latest self-help book, "Slaying Your Inner Monsters". 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1305 Who are those 'other demons' you kept going on about, Nancy?! 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1306 "Lies! Dad wasn't a Japanese stuntman in a cheap rubber costume! 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1307 You said you wouldn't use my real name. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1308 I told you not to use my REAL name. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1309 Your stories slay me. 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1310 I can't wait to devour your new book... and you. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1311 Who is he?! Who's the other Saurus!? 1.2791 0.03887 129 100 25 4
1312 Maybe "EXTINCT" is a little misleading. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1313 I’m literally your biggest fan. I devoured all your books in one sitting! 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1314 Yeah, I gotta beef with your conclusions. It's wasn't the comet the killed us, it was the covid. 1.2791 0.05609 129 106 10 13
1315 At least Michael Crichton called us before he slandered us. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1316 Once again, another author typecasting my kind into the villian role. Just classic. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1317 How could you do this? I loved you. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1318 I thought so. You don’t know the difference between a Talarurus and a Thesaurus. 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
1319 Who said she needed to be rescued? 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1320 I’d like to talk to you about the way you portrayed the monster in the closet. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1321 Evidently climate change denial goes way back. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1322 Please inscribe it to "Puff." 1.2791 0.05609 129 106 10 13
1323 I hate it when people confuse me with an Illiterasaur 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1324 I was wondering if you recall any more details about that hilarious anecdote about how you threw your brother’s chemistry set in the swamp 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
1325 Oh sorry, from further back i thought it said "meat, the author" 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
1326 I'm here to discuss some inaccuracies in your book. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1327 That was MY story to tell. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1328 Thank you for your depiction of me. You are a fine writer, and the perfect person to bring forth the knowledge that I am Trump's real dad. 1.2791 0.05500 129 105 12 12
1329 I have a great idea for a prequel. Just hear me out. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1330 I heard you wrote that printed books are going the way of the dinosaurs . 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1331 I have a wife and kids! 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1332 Soooo, still think your little treatise 'Life Without Dinosaurs Is Better' is still valid?? 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
1333 I was told there was lunch. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1334 You thought I would disappear when you put down the pen? 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1335 I didn't like you calling me scalely, as if your psoriasis was a virtue. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1336 You weren't the only one that got burned, Karen. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1337 You call characters ‘reptilian’ as if that’s a bad thing! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1338 I liked everything about your book except the part that said I was extinct. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1339 Make it out to Dino. 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
1340 I know how it ends. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1341 Do the books taste good? 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
1342 My cartoonist gave me an angry face, but I'm quite friendly and simply adored your book. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1343 Look Ms Wright, I love your work but why am I always the tritagonist? 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
1344 I really loved your book on shorthand. I could totally relate to it. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1345 I understand your book is made of eco-friendly recycled materials, but is it flame retardant? 1.2791 0.05500 129 105 12 12
1346 Any plans to try your hand at PREhistorical fiction? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1347 What do you mean 'The Bronte Sisters'? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1348 I read your book. Extincts. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1349 Nix the prince and nobody goes Fahrenheit 451 on your ass. 1.2778 0.05362 126 101 15 10
1350 I don't know what you're peddling there, lady, but you're looking at a genuine thesaurus. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1351 He’ll probably want a free tote bag. 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
1352 Author: So you liked my books? Dinosaur: No, actually they were atrocious, horrible, dreadful, and lousy Author: Ahhh, you must be a Thesaurus 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1353 I.M.Growling here to meet J.K. Rowling 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1354 I hated the ending. But then I realize I'm not your audience. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1355 Honestly, Brenda, in the sequel I better get a damned love interest. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1356 I'd like to offer my services as a Thesaurus. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1357 I've been in line for eons! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1358 Critics who describe your success as meteoric is triggering. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1359 He has a history with the author. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1360 Well,what I heard was,"Come eat the author." 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1361 I sure hope this was worth the wait. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1362 I'll be speaking to my lawyer. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1363 Of all the authors I have read, your books make the best roughage. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1364 You treat us as if we are just a collection of fossils! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1365 None of you are wearing masks or social distancing, I had to take precautions! 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1366 Get this straight. NO, we can not breathe fire. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1367 Well then what time is eat the author? 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1368 I never claimed that ALL of you died from a meteor strike. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1369 This isn’t what we meant when we said independent bookstores were becoming extinct. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1370 Your paleo diet book didn't work for me. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1371 Just calm down: My book is about Dinah Shore, not you. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1372 Actually, not all monsters in the closet. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1373 I told you I ate those dwarves in confidence, Barbara. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1374 It was cold that day, Im actually much larger than your description 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1375 You like rhymes about dragons like “pillage the village?” How about you’re liable for libel? 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1376 I,m looking forward to the meet and greet with the author,including the lunch. 1.2742 0.05649 124 102 10 12
1377 Look, Edna, I just need a simple yes or no answer. Do you want the homeowners, auto and motorcycle insurance bundle or not? 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1378 There better be a sequel where the princess kisses me back to normal. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1379 Drat! I thought they said, ‘EAT, the author’. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1380 Dragon lives matter too, you know! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1381 Apparently it's all the rage in Hanalei. 1.2742 0.05649 124 102 10 12
1382 I know you’ve had to wait 65 million years, but I promise the author will be here shortly. 1.2742 0.04557 124 101 15 8
1383 Exactly what did you mean by, 'like a dinosaur. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1384 ... and the last name is spelled ... S ... A ... U ... R 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1385 Oh great, it’ll take forever to spell his name right! 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1386 Meteor, schmeteor - I was there! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1387 It’s Karen, with a K. UGH, do I need to talk to your manager? Do you not KNOW who I am? 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1388 I understand the 3 book limit, but I was hoping you could make an exception. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1389 I'm sorry, but that sequence it's just not plausible. 1.2742 0.05532 124 101 12 11
1390 Excuse me ma’am but masks are required for anyone who enters the store and isn’t a big lizard. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1391 I very much enjoyed your book, however, the chapter on panpsychism lacked a certain... how you say... lustre? 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1392 Dinosaur! not Dinah Shore! 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1393 I was really angry that you wrote about me like I was a monster. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1394 Contrary to what you've told your son, Mrs Saunders, we're very much real. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1395 And what’s this about us having feathers?! 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1396 I couldn't put it down. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1397 So it's not really a question, more of guttural fire-belching roar... 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1398 Exactly what about me makes you think ‘bird?’ 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1399 I’m a voracious reader of your work. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1400 ‘Remember me? The thesaurus’ 1.2727 0.05378 121 97 15 9
1401 You called me "Phil" but all our friends recognized me. And I wasn't that drunk. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1402 I'm really upset, it wasn't the giant asteroid that killed us. It was stress about the giant asteroid that did. Please fact check. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1403 WHY DOES THE DRAGON ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO ANGRY! 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1404 For the last time, the cavemen I knew ate grains! 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1405 Make it out to "Mr. Big Hands." It's for a friend. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1406 Well, you have to admit meet does sound a lot like eat. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1407 And How Exactly would you know how little children TASTE 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1408 Yo, I heard you were talking shit about me in “Evolutionary Disadvantages of the Dinosaurs, vol. 2”. Dude you weren’t there, stop pretending like you know what happened. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1409 Do you have any idea how long I've waited in this line?!?!? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1410 Could we speed this up, I don't have much time! 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1411 Well, you would be upset if I wrote from a woman's point of view. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1412 I found your plot a bit hard to swallow. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1413 The whole swords and sorcery genre leaves me cold but, man, can you ever write dragon sex!!! 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1414 "I'm a big fan of your earlier period pieces." 1.2705 0.04733 122 96 20 6
1415 Gorgon's inability to read the letter M negated the effort to be first-in-line 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1416 So finally I meet the author of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo! Now, I have a letter from my lawyers regarding image rights... 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1417 I may be your T-ex, Karen, but I don't appreciate you writing about me as your T-wreck. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1418 Your chapter on how to season charred goats saved my marriage 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1419 No, that was my kid-brother you slayed. We save the really nasty dragons for published writers. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1420 You never asked for my permission to write a book about me, and why is it considered a ‘fantasy’ novel? 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1421 Listen lady, I was here before you were born! 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1422 You are no Bob Woodward! 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1423 I just feel like you get me 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1424 Have YOU ever met a knight? I have 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1425 Why'd you have to kill off all the dinosaurs in this book?" "Sir this is a non-fiction. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1426 That's "G-O-D-Z-I-L-L-A." 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1427 How long is this going to drag on. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1428 Could you sign the beginning of Chapter 2: Paleo Diets - Fact or Fiction?” 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1429 The only royalty I'm after is my check! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1430 Thanks for a book on something other than monsters or Trump. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1431 Make it out to "monster fan". 1.2705 0.04661 122 98 17 7
1432 Your portrait of me as a cold blooded lizard is just unfair Karen! 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1433 At the very least, you could have mentioned me in the Acknowledgements. 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1434 I understand that you’ve been in line for a while, but the sign says 2pm 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1435 Doesn’t it seem like we’ve been on line for eons? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1436 It was then Martha realized “Dinosaurs Suck!” was perhaps not the best name for her short story collection. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
1437 You looked different on Tinder 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
1438 Make it out to my prey, his name's "Howard". 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1439 I’ve been waiting on line a very, very long time! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1440 Elaine, I can’t believe what you said about me in your book 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1441 They told me I could EAT the author at 2:00 PM! 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1442 I’ve got a bone to pick with you. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1443 Did you even speak to a dinosaur before writing about them? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1444 In the last 80 million years, no poetry has spoken to me like yours. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1445 Believe it or not, I’m a voracious reader. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1446 I am surprised to see a creature who clearly has a lizard brain at a bookstore... 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
1447 I find your prose sumptuous. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1448 Make it out to "T" and you should have plenty of room for the rest. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1449 You must hear this all the time, but I’m your biggest fan. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1450 Poetry, huh? I thought that died out ages ago. 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
1451 I'd be stoked if you sign, 'To Godzilla with Love'. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1452 No... I mean I actually devoured it! 1.2683 0.04700 123 97 20 6
1453 Just a minute, I'll go get him. 1.2683 0.04556 123 96 22 5
1454 What do you mean it’s “science fiction”? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1455 You depicted me as some sort of a monster. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1456 Are you the Hack who accused me of being Extinct ? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1457 I really need to stop drinking on the job 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1458 I adore that it reads like non-fiction! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1459 I’m only angry because I can’t reach the damn book! 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
1460 So you think we all have brains the size of a pea, do you?! 1.2683 0.05545 123 101 11 11
1461 After all I did telling you the Secrets of Dinosaurs and I’m not included as an author? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1462 Not ALL of us breathe fire, you know... 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1463 I am a thesaurus and I love your new book on word play. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1464 Please inscribe it: To Tim and fond memories of high school. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1465 I have a feeling this is going to DRAG ON 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1466 I wonder if he is going to read it or burn it? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1467 You weren't there millions of years ago! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1468 I can't wait to get my hands on it! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1469 Do I look like I have feathers?! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1470 Marjorie was beginning to wonder if her use of unflattering reptilian metaphors had gone too far. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1471 Just because I object to your racy language doesn't make me a dinosaur. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1472 A page turner! I couldn't even reach past page one. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1473 It just seemed a bit unrealistic to me. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1474 I’ve been waiting in this line for 65 million years! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1475 That's not what happened! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1476 You plagiarized my book! I wrote the same things ages ago! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1477 I recent you comparing Trump with a dinosaur. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1478 Anne. With an ‘e’. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1479 Make it out to my mother, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, and Breaker of Chains. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1480 I was NOT unfaithful, I was just trying to stop our extinction God damnit! 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1481 So Suzie, why don't we tell them what really happened? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1482 Hello my dear - I assume the M is silent, yes? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1483 I know I said that Jurassic Park was a hoax because I didn’t want to cause a panic 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1484 Your book inspired me to stop living under a rock 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1485 It’s just a body shield against the virus, don’t worry. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1486 It's 2020. Have you not heard of cultural appropriation? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1487 I'm your biggest fan. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1488 You know, some of us did have highly-developed brains and could read. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1489 Why have you written 'To Barney'? Do I look purple to you?" 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1490 We need to discuss that ending. 1.2667 0.04223 120 89 30 1
1491 This waiting has a capability of turning us extinct! 1.2667 0.05643 120 99 10 11
1492 You wrote this book as if you knew me. Have we met? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1493 Now, it's about time that you explain why you didn't give me any wings! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1494 What do you mean I was bad tempered? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1495 Any resemblance between you and the creature in the story is purely coincidence. Read the Edition Notice on page xii. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1496 It’s your fault I came out of the closet! 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1497 He burns all her books. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1498 If she keeps us waiting any longer I’m going to be extinct. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1499 I tried your "Prequel to Paleo" diet and look what happened! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1500 Those few fire-breathing ruffians are a tiny minority in our varied, vibrant culture. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1501 I especially liked the chapter where Elena was left alone to deal with her demons. 1.2667 0.04465 120 93 23 4
1502 I’ve waited 150 million years to meet you. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1503 I notice you didn't capitalize "Monster" anywhere in your book. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1504 You're in my seat 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1505 I wouldn't have told you that thing about my family if I thought it would end in one of your books. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1506 Jan suddenly regretted finishing her novel. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1507 You called me an herbivore. I have a bone to pick with that. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1508 This is so awkward. I didn't buy your book. I thought this was eat the author. I'm glad I came though! You seem really smart and interesting. If you're not busy later I'd love to grab a bite... 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1509 Where do you get your ideas, Ms. LeGuin? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1510 Admit it, Marsha, the big green reptilian guy in your book is based on me, isn't he? Prom was long time ago, Marsha. Let it go." 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1511 That’s Bronte with an ‘e’. Thank you, I’ve been waiting millions of years for this. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1512 I think your portrayal of monsters lacks nuance. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1513 I'm not happy with the way you portrayed me. You made me seem like a monster. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1514 Since I’m the book’s subject, and ipso facto THE major contributor, a coauthor credit would have been nice. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1515 Saying my species are Knaarfs is a blatant racial slur. 1.2667 0.02834 120 97 20 3
1516 Feels like we've been waiting in line for ages. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1517 Your last book really slayed me. 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1518 Lady, you still goin' with your extinction theory, huh, you lookin' at me? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1519 Tell him we’re in a hurry.” “No, YOU tell him. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1520 No lizard dishes, and you call this a cookbook? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1521 My mistake. I thought the poster read 'Eat the Author'. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1522 I can’t help but complain that my type is underrepresented in your romance novels 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1523 Yes, I suppose I did mention your small hands, sorry. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1524 Are YOU my mother? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1525 Look Lady ... How would you like it if I put you as the Lead in my Pop up Children’s Book ?? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1526 Sorry, I heard “eat the author.” 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1527 You may have written that your ex husband is a million years behind you now, but I'll never be extinct from your dreams Sue! 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1528 Was hoping you had a non flammable copy. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1529 I hated the ending. I don't bust my tail 24/7, guarding my tower, just to die to an arrogant blonde haired human in shiny armor. What the heck Karen? 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1530 You tell him that his 10 minutes are up. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1531 So we meet again Dragonslayer! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1532 Make it out to Rex. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1533 I consider you the greatest comedic fiction writer since Darwin 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1534 Wanna catch up on old times when you’re done here? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1535 It's a Roman a clef, Edna. How could I not know Ty was really me? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1536 I'll take two books on the Jurassic Period. The wife and I are homeschooling this year. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1537 You’re upset that I didn’t make you the lead? 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1538 The most ridiculous depiction of a dragon I have ever read! Slain by an eleven year old? As if... 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1539 Call me a mouth breather to my face! 1.2667 0.03071 120 98 18 4
1540 First of all, do I look extinct to you? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1541 Man was not alive during the prehistoric age, so quit using that as a passive aggressive insult. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1542 Have you written anything appropriate to the Mesozoic Era? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1543 I simply devoured your book! 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1544 . . . and the LARGE PRINT, SHORT ARM edition, if you please. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1545 Do you have an audio version? My arms are too short to hold your books so I can easily read them. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1546 Look, if you want to tell your side of the story then write your own memoir. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1547 You dare to appropriate dragons! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1548 You promised that you wouldn’t use my name! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1549 My mistake, I thought they said eat the author 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1550 I find the depiction of dragons in your work to be antiquated and invidious. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1551 What did you put in my coffee this morning?! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1552 I can't reach my wallet 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1553 Could you dedicate these to Micropachycephalosaurus? 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1554 I was told this event was "Eat the Author 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1555 I didn't like the way the book ended. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1556 You promised you wouldn't write about us. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1557 From the back of the line, it looked like 'eat the author'. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1558 Why can't you write books about how DRAGONS train HUMANS? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1559 Just make it out to Mothra 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1560 We need to talk about your one-dimensional portrayal of the monster under the bed. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1561 Autograph it ‘To Harold on his 66th millionth birthday’’ 1.2667 0.05517 120 98 12 10
1562 I totally devoured your last book. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1563 It feels like I've been waiting millions of years in line! 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1564 I have been in this line so long that I feel prehistoric 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1565 He's ticked off about the way she portrayed him in the extinction. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1566 So, how hard would it have been to occasionally use the term— 'queen of the dinosaurs'—" 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1567 I heard it was “eat” the author at 2pm. 1.2667 0.04139 120 96 19 5
1568 I wasn't a Vegetarian lady, Correct your book. Do I have to prove it to you? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1569 I love all your princess in the castle stories. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1570 Your work is staggeringly herpetophobic 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1571 The meteor was an unoriginal ending for a beloved protagonist. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1572 Help me out here....is this the buffet? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1573 I know this sounds bad, but I never thought a human author could create such relatable monsters. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1574 My favorite part was the meteor hurtling towards the planet! 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1575 Oh God" Gary thought, "of all the times to need to sneeze! 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1576 This book insults my species. Mesozoic lives matter. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1577 God dammit, Susan, I feel offended! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1578 I need a book on how dinosaurs died, so I can save my family. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1579 I’m as real as your talent. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1580 Sorry, I thought I heard 'eat,' not meet. But may I? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1581 Cheryl always knew the monster in her closet wouldn't be happy about what she had written about it in her autobiography 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1582 It became apparent to Anne that she should have hired professional fan screeners after all. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1583 Wait a second...this isn’t the line for returns... 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1584 Of course, I’m your biggest fan! 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1585 How to Make a New Pal Every Day was MY idea! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1586 „I guess It’s time to start building the arc” 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1587 You killed my favourite character. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1588 Your book was so relatable. 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1589 Really? You put the Bambiraptor on the cover instead of me! 1.2661 0.04737 124 98 20 6
1590 A brain the size of a pea! 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1591 What? You've never heard of a thesaurus? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1592 Why yes, I'm a Thesaurus. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1593 I knew T-Rex, and I must say, I think you've painted him in a very unflattering light. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1594 Just wanted to see the woman who captured my story so perfectly. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1595 ' Look, I really loved your pacing, style and plot development, but as for me, there was no character I could relate to at all." 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1596 ... and then the meteorite crash!! That got me goosebumps! 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1597 I loved your monstrous characters, and all the buried evidence, but everyone dying at the end was overkill. 1.2650 0.04274 117 92 21 4
1598 We are both dinosaurs. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1599 I thought we agreed that I would remain an anonymous source... 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1600 Look, I did the best I could to put you in a positive light. But, come on! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1601 I've been waiting millions of years for this book and it turns out it was the butler? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1602 Could we start early? I'm a little short on time. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1603 I know you must get this from all your readers, but I'm your biggest fauna! 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1604 Thanks for saving my place. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1605 Yeah, dinosaurs still buy books... 1.2650 0.05615 117 96 11 10
1606 Your writing...I feel like you're the only one who truly knows me. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1607 I thought there was supposed to be an elephant in the room!!! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1608 In Chapter 7, what did you mean when you had her say it was “inevitable” that I would turn out like my father? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1609 Oh dear, you're not Bob Woodward . . .must've got the date wrong. Awesome book, really. Anyway, perhaps you could tell me where I might register to vote? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1610 Did you ever think he might be keeping her in that castle for her own protection? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1611 I need the large print edition because of my short arms. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1612 It's not for me, it's for Mothra. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1613 Well! you signed one for the Elephant." 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1614 I've waited to meet you for ages 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1615 Fantastic beasts" - nice title 1.2650 0.04443 117 88 27 2
1616 My guest couldn’t make it. He was petrified. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1617 I thought it said: “eat the author”. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1618 I made you 10 years younger, with a flawless slimy green epidermis, AND you got to eat the girl. You're not attractive when you're greedy. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1619 I am not just a fantasy! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1620 Dragon Lives Matter 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1621 Your book "Slaying the dragon: How to reconquer your life" really hit me hard. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1622 Told you -her readers skewed old. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1623 Would you read my novel? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1624 How about I breathe a little fire RIGHT NOW? 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1625 So YOU think book publishing will be extinct 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1626 Don't worry, extinction's not so bad, it's just like retirement. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1627 Slagithar looked at his old friend. The two weren't all that different, he thought. Both were from the same town, went to the same college, even married into the same family. Yet only one of them had done something with their B.A. in English Lit. 1.2627 0.05571 118 97 11 10
1628 What do you know about dinosaurs?Didn't you ever hear of cultural appropriation? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1629 If you aren't my mother, who is? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1630 Any tips for a neophyte writer? I don't have much time. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1631 I've heard of bringing a character to life,but this is ridiculous. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1632 No. Just because it's labeled "fantasy" doesn't mean that you can get away with telling children that it's fine to slay innocent dragons. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1633 If you need me, I'll be at the table near the cafe. The sign says "meet the author's lawyer". 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1634 You know, my community has kept an all-vegan diet for millennia. But as soon a white woman takes an interest, she gets a book deal. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1635 Well, your theory is garbage. It was an asteroid–a giant, flaming asteroid! Hubris had nothing to do with it. 1.2609 0.05536 115 94 12 9
1636 I’m extinct? Well ..... books are extinct! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1637 I’m not here for an autograph; I’m here lunch. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1638 It's 'Meet the author,' not 'Eat the author.' 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1639 Okay but who do you think told the serpent where to find apples? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1640 Yes, Martha, I read the 'all persons fictitious' disclaimer. But really, how many other dinosaurs have taken you on a cruise to Bermuda? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1641 I'm not sure you're best person to be writing erotic dinosaur fiction. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1642 Lauren had every reason to hope the tips included in her anger management book worked as well as her research had led her to believe. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1643 Don't look at me like that. I didn't survive the meteoroid for nothing. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1644 You know nothing of my people. 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1645 You think I'm scary? Wait 'til you see your self-publish memoir in a bargain bin. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1646 And just what gives you the right to appropriate the experiences of the inhabitants of my eon? 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1647 I’m not happy with your portrayal of me. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1648 ...but what really gets me is the lack of nuanced character development. Dragons are not a monolith, Laura. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1649 But my friend told me it said "EAT' the author. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1650 Let ME tell you how we became extinct! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1651 Please make it to Lizzie, my special extinct friend 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1652 Yeah, sign my book...rub it in that we couldn’t survive and you upright things took over. You’ll get yours....unless you vote that dyed hair velociraptor out! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1653 To Rex, who's brain is definitely much larger than a walnut? 1.2609 0.05536 115 94 12 9
1654 How can you blame Covid on us?? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1655 Feel like I’ve been on this line for eons”. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1656 I can't read with these arms. Could you sign my audiobook tape instead? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1657 What part of 'Off the record' don't you understand? 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1658 I DO have some friends who are still alive! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1659 The distinctly heard the announcer say, “Eat the author, 2 pm”. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1660 I've been a fan for ages. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1661 Go ahead and make it out to 'Tired Fairytale Trope.' 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1662 You wanna see what kind of dragon I am? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1663 He wanted to write his own "Long Life Secrets" book. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1664 I find your portrayal of dragons one-dimensional and offensive. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1665 Your use of prehistoric profiling offends me. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1666 I don’t think he’s happy with the ending 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1667 I am tired of being demonized in literature! 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1668 I'm surprised they allow critics in. 1.2609 0.04204 115 93 17 5
1669 So, what makes you think you can write authoritatively on the Jurassic Period? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1670 Your book got me out of the dark ages and into the light. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1671 I'm first. I'm extinct. And I'm hungry. So tell me again why you can't bother singing me the 'Barney' song? 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1672 While I respect your work, I take exception to calling it historical "fantasy". 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1673 Your book left me breathless which put my fire out. What do I do now? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1674 You call that fantasy? I’d call it tragedy. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1675 The ending is a meteor-induced apocalypse, really? It’s 2020, get more creative. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1676 I have no intention of reading it. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1677 Oh, meet with 2 e's, that's changes things 1.2609 0.03723 115 93 18 4
1678 Just admit it, Nancy: You based Kevin the Revenge Lizard on me. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1679 Your ‘Theory and Practice of Visualization’ brought me back to life 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1680 This author attracts even the oldest of fans. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1681 So... you sent that asteroid” 1.2609 0.05536 115 94 12 9
1682 I’ve had it with these posthumous unauthorized biographies. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1683 I'm a dinosaur? You're the one who's still writing boy-meets-girl romances set in exotic foreign locations. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1684 Just sign it: "To my best Imaginary Friend." 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1685 Just awaiting the interpreter. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1686 Giraffic Park? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1687 I’m sorry you think my portrayal stereotypical but I assure you I did deep research 1.2600 0.04740 100 78 19 3
1688 I've been waiting since the dawn of time! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1689 I respect your research on this book but King George was vastly overrated here 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1690 You said you wouldn't quote me. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1691 I mean, your chapter on Lazarus taxa just really made me feel SEEN, you know? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1692 Admit it Susan. Jurassic Park: The Series was my idea! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1693 Don’t they serve snacks at these things? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1694 Sorry, it just didn't live up to Jurassic Park. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1695 No, I said Roger THE Saurus... 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1696 Could I have 6 copies? There is lots to chew on in there. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1697 Your sign has a typo" 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1698 I think it's time for my lunch break. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1699 Sequels diminish us all. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1700 I couldn't really sink my teeth into this one. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1701 I dressed like my favorite character in the book. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1702 Can you autograph it to Fred? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1703 I found your treatment of the fossil record a bit pedestrian 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1704 I take offense with the book's premise that dinosaurs are violent reptiles. Are you sure that you aren't the book's author? It is after 2pm. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1705 Yes, it's an old story. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1706 I've been dying to meet you since the last glacial period! 1.2566 0.05591 113 93 11 9
1707 No, it wasn't the asteroids, it was revisionists like you! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1708 I’m sick of being portrayed as the villain! 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1709 Oh...”meet”. That’s my bad. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1710 Point of view, my ass! I'm talking about characterization!" 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1711 Chapter Two hurt. Not all of us breathe fire, you know... 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1712 Could we maybe share a coffee and discuss your use of the word "extinct?" 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1713 She wrote about her demons. This one wants a cut. 1.2566 0.04750 113 90 18 5
1714 Sorry sir; it's 1:59 now and although I understand the gravity of your situation, you still have to wait. 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1715 I hope you're not in as bad taste as your novel. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1716 But maybe he's not REALLY slayed-- he survives and reappears in the sequel and destroys the whole town. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1717 I'm very disappointed that this wasn't Eat the Author. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1718 Slaying dragons? Really? Not the best title. 1.2566 0.05730 113 94 9 10
1719 Inscribe it, "To Rex". 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1720 "I'm such a dinosaur when it comes to technology, I had to tell you in person how much I hated your book." 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1721 Meet. Melt. Not much difference, in my book. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1722 So you see dragons as characters. 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1723 No, the ”Eat and greet” starts at 4 PM. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1724 Look, I’ve been in line for hours, way past my lunch time, how could I have known she was your agent? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1725 Normally, I’m outside, but the California weather is killing me. 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
1726 Hurry, I need these books signed before they become extinct. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1727 Have you seen anything that might make you think differently about writing non-fiction? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1728 I had to wait 65 million years for this? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1729 Well I was vegan ages before it caught on and I’m dying to try some new recipes! 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1730 It’s well after 2 and you said T-Rump was going to be here! I want my MAGMA hat! 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1731 This book just gets me, the monster was inside the whole time. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1732 I can't see my watch. Is it 2 P.M., yet? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1733 How about once not having the hero kill the dragon? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1734 If this is fantasy, then may I suggest you fantasize about a less predictable antagonist. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1735 I don't appreciate being pegged at 300 million years old. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1736 Your post-structuralist critique of the anti-hero's transcendental metalanguage DISGUSTS me, Rebecca. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1737 How dare you tell my story without asking! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1738 Funny meeting you here, Cleolinda. I didn’t know tell all books were your thing.. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1739 Critics say your novel is Paleozoic,but I have been there,man. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1740 Facebook said 'Eat The Author'. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1741 First me meet, and then me eat. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1742 YOU’RE the acclaimed expert on the Jurassic Period — you have to be kidding. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1743 Just say “To my Biggest fan” 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1744 My brain’s the size of a WHAT?!! 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1745 How can you capitalize on our struggle? 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
1746 We both know what really happened. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1747 You won’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for your next book. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1748 Who are you calling Figment? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1749 I am your oldest fan. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1750 Can you make it out to "Daenerys"? It's a Mother's Day gift. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1751 only in New York baby 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1752 2020 is scarier than the Mesozoic era. Please send me back. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1753 Chapter four, line 10 ' His breath smelled like kerosene dumped into an open sewer.' 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1754 Why did you pick me to be your villain? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1755 Do I look as if I got slayed? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1756 I know I’m only the ghostwriter but did you really need to make me wait in line? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1757 Meet? I thought it said eat! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1758 I have been listening to you and I was wondering how much you know about us.... Would you have time for a drink afterwards.... 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1759 Damn you! I didn't eat Tokyo, I love Tokyo! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1760 You promised me a trip to the sea in return for my side of the story! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1761 We all like natural history, but the chapter on the asteroid was way exaggerated. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1762 You're being offensive to the unicorns. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1763 I’d like to talk to you about the ending of your last novel. Wasn’t it a bit dramatic to write us off? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1764 You know, it’d be nice to play the hero every once and a while! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1765 I'm so sorry but EAT the author was yesterday. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1766 I thought I killed you! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1767 I recommend you spell my name correctly. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1768 Who are you to say dinosaurs are passe? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1769 You mis-spelled my name in chapter 7." 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1770 Make it out to Godzilla and can you also write something nice about my movies 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1771 Just inscribe it to Dino.” 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1772 HE BETTER LIKE MY BOOK!! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1773 You're really bad at adjectives. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1774 He cut in front of you; assert your rights. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1775 Extinct? What am I, chopped brontosaurus burger?! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1776 I'd like to respectfully disagree with your characterization of dragons in Chapter Four. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1777 Shouldn't have let those kids go into that treehouse after dark. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1778 Do you think we'll actually get a turn? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1779 We no longer accept endings that arrive suddenly out of the blue. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1780 people say we look alike 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1781 I mean are you even an archeologist? #Facts 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1782 When I promised to unleash the beast within, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2525 0.04728 99 78 18 3
1783 You promised not to reveal my identity! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1784 You write people so deliciously. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1785 First hand account my ass! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1786 My arms are too short. How does it end? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1787 Apologies, I didn't see the 'M'. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1788 You couldn't have written me with longer arms? I can't even read a book about myself. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1789 I would eat you but my arms aren't long enough to grab you. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1790 THE BIBLICAL THEORY OF CREATION MAY NOT BE COMPLETELY ACCURATE, YOUR EMINENCE. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1791 Most respectfully Jeffrey YOU are a figment of MY imagination 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1792 I'm here to protest against your portrayal of me as a monster.... 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1793 WHO'S THE TROLL NOW? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1794 Next time, you'll be the ghostwriter. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1795 I'm here to help with the book singeing. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1796 I thought I was in line for a free sample of plexaderm. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1797 Fictional? Do I look fictional to you? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1798 They tell me a signed copy of a book tastes better. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1799 Do you take American Express? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1800 I've come to clear up a few misconceptions 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1801 And what is your opinion on punctuated equilibrium? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1802 OMG I've been waiting 65 million years for this opportunity! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1803 I did not jump the line. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1804 And exactly why wasn’t I not mentioned in the acknowledgement s? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1805 you call it fantasy fiction; I call it cultural appropriation 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1806 If you write another book on this subject, would you please be less patronizing. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1807 Just what didn’t you understand about “off the record?” 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1808 I'm a big fan. I don't read, but I ate your book and it was delicious. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1809 Well hellooo, Denise... 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1810 Are you going to buy a book? 1.2523 0.05244 107 88 12 7
1811 You all need to stand six feet apart, and put on your masks! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1812 Why must I pay for a book I'm in? Just sign it! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1813 Joyce, i can't believe my name is suspiciously absent from your dedication. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1814 Your book is now non-fiction. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1815 Sign it "To Bronte, I'm sorry I thought you were extinct." 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
1816 My brother couldn't make it today - could you make it out to Kremlock, The 7th Harbinger of Man’s Futility? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1817 I think you’re overstating the effects of climate change. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1818 What do you mean you won’t take a selfie with me? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1819 Deborah, I thought we agreed to never dig up the past! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1820 Feathers? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1821 Who will be sitting on the Iron Throne in Season 9? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1822 She didn't tell his side of the story. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1823 Since when you were an expert on how to train dragons? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1824 You got my family history all wrong, lady! 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1825 Steal my plot, did ya? Call for security, like they can make me leave? 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1826 Hi J.K. Remember me? Sam? I have a beef with how you portrayed me in the Triwizard Tournament. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1827 I don't suppose you have a copy of Fly Fishing, by J.R. Hartley ? 1.2523 0.05647 111 92 10 9
1828 I guess hard cover books really are for dinosaurs now. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1829 I really am your biggest fan. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1830 A bit primitive, and I wasn't a fan of the twist ending. 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
1831 The part of about the swamp creature eating the heroine was really dumb! 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1832 Meet the author? I thought it was EAT the author. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1833 No thanks. I already know how it ends.” 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1834 Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1835 Sorry, no selfies.” 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1836 Could you at least name the asteroid after me? 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1837 It was me you rode in those dreams, JK. I’m coming after you for half the royalties. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1838 It's 'meet', not 'eat' the author. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1839 Reading is for dinosaurs. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1840 Can you make it out to Steg A. Saurus? I'm a huge fan of your work. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1841 You’re not David Sedaris! 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1842 It looks like you have been waiting a long time for this book. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1843 I thought writing this good was extinct 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1844 You deliberately misrepresented Keynesian economics. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1845 I just have to say, your book's ending hit me like a meteor. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1846 Last T. Rex Standing. I'm shopping it around. What do you think? 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1847 When do We get a happy ending? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1848 I'd like 4 signed copies for my pals at Jurassic Park. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1849 EXTINCT! Who's extinct? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1850 I know it’s a children’s book, but Goshzilla, really!?! And dammit, I don’t stroll, I rampage. Oh, make it out to Steve. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1851 Apparently, he thought it was about "Reptile Dysfunction." 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1852 I found my portrayal to be most undignified 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1853 Why do you write all your men as monsters? 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1854 I am an author, too. I specialize in prehistoric fiction. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1855 You promised you would not put me in your next novel! 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1856 You can write: "To my biggest fan. I'm so glad to see you're not extinct." 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1857 Good night, Little Dinosaur" is my hatchling's favorite book 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1858 Yes sir, you'd get your chance to tell him what really happened but being around for the last 62 million years does not give you a right to cut in front the line. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1859 I'm sure my twitter feed said "eat the author" 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1860 Was this a homework assignment? 1.2523 0.04609 111 88 19 4
1861 Let me spell that Huehuecanaumtlus tiquichensis 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1862 He has been on the line for ages. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1863 What time should I come back for "Eat the Author"? 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1864 You promised that my friends and family wouldn't recognize it as me." 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1865 Silly mistake! The author of “extinction” will come at 3pm. I’m just the shop assistant. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1866 I waited this long, I can wait till 2 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1867 I can’t believe I thought this thing started earlier. Story of my life. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1868 I’m about to jump across that table and show you just how not extinct we are! 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1869 I can't tell you how long I've waited for this. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1870 You aren’t wearing a mask! 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1871 Then suddenly, Phyllis realized that rapturous night in La Brea wasn’t just a molly evoked fantasy that cured her writer’s block. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1872 You promised you'd make me the protagonist in this sequel. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1873 Yes, 'bookworm', is a bit misleading.... 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1874 Don't tell me, you're my biggest and oldest fan. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1875 I don’t WANT your signature! I want food... for thought... 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1876 So you wrote a book about us being 'extinct'? We are not 'over'. My culture is not your costume. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1877 3D movies have gotten pretty advanced. 1.2500 0.05601 112 93 10 9
1878 Frankly, it's embarrassing that I have to come to a book signing and then BUY a copy of the book just to have a conversation with my wife. 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1879 I don’t want an autograph, I want an apology!” 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1880 I’m also following your Hunter-Gatherer diet...nice to “eat” you. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1881 I guess my portrayal of you as a "mindless,savage carnivore with no regard for life as we know it" was a bit much 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1882 Make it out to Puff? Tell me, do you live by the sea? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1883 Geez, all I said was "I'm so glad bookstores aren't extinct". 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1884 How many more Paleo Diet Cookbooks are you going to write? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1885 Hath not a dragon eyes? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1886 I've been your biggest fan for 65 million years. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1887 The author began to question her editor's title decision: T-Rex, the Most Hyped Dinosaur Ever to Walk the Planet and also He Was a Big Jerk So Who Cares 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1888 Yea I know he cut in line. Just let it go, I said just let it go!! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1889 Oops, sorry I didn’t see the M. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1890 You didn't have my permission to publish my autobiography with your name on it. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1891 Does your book claim we became extinct because we couldn't comprehend social distancing? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1892 I don’t care who you are. No signings until 2:00. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1893 Well, now you know it’s non-fiction. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1894 My arms are too short to turn the pages. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1895 How dare you write that trash about me? 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1896 It read more like "Jurassic Snark" to me! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1897 But I clearly heard him say, 'Come eat the author.' 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1898 No one is buying that 'helpless damsel' narrative anymore. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1899 We find the term “lizard people” offensive. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1900 You told me I'd survive the final adventure. Hissssssss. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1901 Take back what you wrote about me or else... 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1902 Oh, I thought this was an “eat the author” session. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1903 I've waited epochs to meet you! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1904 Why, oh, why did you have to kill me in the end ? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1905 We need to talk about species appropriation. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1906 No autograph, thank you. I’ll eat it here. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1907 Are you quite sure of the ending? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1908 Sign it "To Smaug; his breath on my neck really lights me up..." 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
1909 Don't include me in your next novel. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1910 You did a pretty good job, don't feel bad; the members of my writing group have a lot of trouble creating sympathetic human characters. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1911 Can you sign it with "Dragon lives matter"? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1912 For personal reasons I was wondering if you see this work as literary or historical fiction 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1913 Becoming a bird is only one of your limitless number of futures. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1914 I’m your biggest fantod 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1915 Please write,"To Godzilla from your secret admirer at Book Club." 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1916 I’ve waited years to meet you. 1.2500 0.04301 112 90 18 4
1917 Comet shmomet. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1918 It's not every day you meet a dinosaur that loves to read romance novels! " 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1919 most of my friends are dead, but not all of them 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1920 Damn! I swear NPR said “Eat the Author”! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1921 Your not what I thought you'd look like either. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1922 I'm really not here for an autograph, just the meat... 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1923 Oh - I thought they said eat the author. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1924 Maybe in your next novel, we can be portrayed as a romantic lead. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1925 Taking "There be dragons" off your endpaper map was hurtful - and way off the mark 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1926 Damsel in distress expose my ass, you wanted to be with me 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1927 Don't even think about meeting your knight in shining armour this afternoon. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1928 Sure, you changed my name, but 'Elizabeth' is hardly subtle. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1929 But the book reviewer said you were a dinosaur. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1930 Who’s thats scumbag of a biped you call “tiny hands” in your book? We’re not damn related! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1931 I thought your depiction of human-eating monsters was a touch derivative. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1932 I told you in confidence. Now everybody knows I have little hands! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1933 Can someone hand me the goddamn pen?! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1934 Your books always portray the dragons as villain stereotype, Stop it 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1935 I have some issues with the climax of the book. It says, we were more dangerous than 2020 and its a blatant lie" 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1936 Why didn’t Diana and Gerhard get back together in the end?!? It was heartbreaking. Simply heartbreaking. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1937 The story you wrote about life 66 million years ago is my story to tell, not yours Betty. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1938 I didn't think your representation of the agrarian lifestyle during the jurassic period was very realistic 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1939 Head of the line. I was here long before them. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1940 Why do you writers always side with Saint George?! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1941 Sorry to bother you for another copy, but my son ate the last one. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1942 I’m sorry lady but all dinosaurs are NOT extinct. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1943 Oh, I heard “EAT the author” 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1944 This was supposed to be a love story! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1945 Could you sign one to "Saury"? 1.2477 0.05157 109 90 12 7
1946 Who you calling a dinosaur, huh? 1.2477 0.05074 109 86 17 5
1947 Are you kidding me? The "M" was hardly visible from the back of the line. 1.2477 0.04904 109 85 19 4
1948 My bad, I don’t have my glasses - I thought it said “eat” 1.2477 0.05239 109 87 15 6
1949 You promised I couldn't be identified, you promised. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1950 So, I see, you don’t believe in the theory of evolution. 1.2477 0.04990 109 89 14 6
1951 He wants to be included in the movie rights. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1952 I hate to be cold-blooded, but I thought the plot to your new novel was derivative. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1953 I never want to offend my readers, but your views are from a different time. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1954 The love scenes removed all doubt. You were writing about us, Ethel -- us! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1955 I can't believe you killed off Brittany right when they were going to propose to Tom! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1956 You created me for your book and you expect me to PAY for a copy? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1957 I’m just saying, it could be called nonfiction. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1958 Any good reason why you haven't put me in the story? 1.2477 0.04904 109 85 19 4
1959 Mr. Madasoreous, please understand I'm the author not the illustrator. 1.2477 0.04728 109 84 21 3
1960 I really love your fantasy books. They feel so REAL to me. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1961 You told me that ... Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events would be purely coincidental. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1962 You're so creative. I'm just wondering where you get your ideas. 1.2477 0.05074 109 86 17 5
1963 'Meet?' I could've sworn the sign outside said 'eat' the author. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1964 Just once I'd like to see us written as the good guy. 1.2477 0.04544 109 83 23 2
1965 Keep your opinions about big feet and short arms to yourself. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1966 Your sense of nuance really spoke to me, right before I accidentally breathed on the page and incinerated the book. 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
1967 No need to apologize. I get that all the time 1.2477 0.05239 109 87 15 6
1968 I could spit fire when I read what that book says about me! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1969 How can you write all that about me and still just sit there, Mom? 1.2477 0.05074 109 86 17 5
1970 Oh, meet! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1971 I left my book at home in Jurassic Park, so can I still get an autograph? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1972 Um, to Kong...with love, Zilla. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1973 Sorry, my mistake. I thought it said "Eat the Author." 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1974 Why am I described as mesozoic? I thought we agreed on heroic! 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1975 You have no idea how tired I am of books about knights in shining armor. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1976 Where's the line for Eat the Author? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1977 No, I can't pass you the pen. 1.2477 0.04354 109 82 25 1
1978 To me, your representations of carnivores lack depth. 1.2477 0.05239 109 87 15 6
1979 I told you all those things in confidence, as a friend, Cheryl. 1.2477 0.04904 109 85 19 4
1980 I downplayed the danger of your fire breathing as to not panic the reader. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1981 I can't read. Do you have an audio book version? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1982 Could you make a copy out to " Tyrant Lizard King"? It's for a ..uhh...friend. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1983 I think your rendering of the Late Triassic dinosaurs was on point. Sign my tail? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1984 No, no. It says "MEET the author," not "EAT the author." 1.2477 0.05074 109 86 17 5
1985 I'm bettin' his species hasn't evolved to reading 'm's' 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1986 He loves her books, but he doesn't know how to say it. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1987 I have some issues with your book, "How All The Dinosaurs Died." 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1988 He's definitely a critic! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1989 What we had was private. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2477 0.04904 109 85 19 4
1990 And I just love when your reptilian heroine saves humanity. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1991 The knight started it and I'm suing for libel. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1992 Miss A. Elk did not properly anticipate the blowback from her sequel. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1993 ...For Lunch - Ha Ha Ha! 1.2477 0.05074 109 86 17 5
1994 I’m sorry you’re upset, but the sign clearly says “meet the author,” not “eat the author.” 1.2477 0.04544 109 88 15 5
1995 You better not take four books to introduce my character 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1996 Thank you for signing my book! I love every word of it. Could you make it out to Thesaurus? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1997 I only wanted to say you depiction of dragons is anachronistic and cliche 1.2477 0.04544 109 83 23 2
1998 Yes, you can address the inscrition to The-saurus, thanks. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1999 No, it doesn't say eat the author. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2000 Meet the antagonist. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
2001 Call my agent and I'll write you into the sequel next year. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2002 I've got a bone to pick with him! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2003 Dammit Sheila, people will figure out that I'm D-anon... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2004 Mermaids, mermaids, mermaids! We demand diversity! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2005 Another poorly researched Puff piece 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2006 Sorry, I thought you wrote about a thesaurus. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2007 If you don’t change the title of your “Jurassic Pork” cookbook, I’ll change your sign to “Meat, The Author!” 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2008 I will sue you for the cultural appropriation of our dinosaurs' traditions in your childish books 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2009 So am I a figment of your imagination now? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2010 How dare you write that we didn’t exist! 1.2476 0.05707 105 87 10 8
2011 All I'm saying is when you use terminology like extinct, it's triggering. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2012 I read your book. Please tell me more about the myth of the dragon. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2013 I did not give you the right to publish my story! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2014 In chapter 2, one was eating an author not an accountant! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2015 2:01 PM - Eat the author. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2016 Yes, these are for me. Are you implying I’m too old for YA books? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2017 I loved your book. I ate it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2018 I've been waiting a long time for the sequel. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2019 I was Donald's high school prom date and boy do I have stories to tell 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2020 I have a bone to pick with you. I am a vegetarian not a carnivore. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2021 Do you think he realizes the difference between Meet and Eat? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2022 Is “Eat the Author” still scheduled for 3 P.M.? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2023 I thought we agreed I wouldn’t get slayed this time, Karen. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2024 You fucking cunt! 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
2025 Could you sign mine, T. REX" 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2026 I thought I was the one living in a cave until I read your tweets. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2027 No, I don't want a signed copy. I told you these things in confidence, Sheryl! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2028 I thought it said Arthur 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2029 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was EAT the author at 2 p.m. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2030 Karen can turn into a real monster when she wants to talk to a manager badly enough. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2031 You need to change that ending ! 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
2032 It feels like I’ve been waiting here since the Mesozoic era. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2033 My lawyers told me not to meet you till court day, but how dare you sit here and sign my story? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2034 To be honest, I found the plot unrealistic 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2035 You know the author's bad when the line's as short as my arms! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2036 Not all dragons love tacos! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2037 I didn't mean to make this a negative history about you all. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2038 Your book's description of my death were greatly exaggerated. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2039 How come your dragons are always underwritten? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2040 How dare you write about a giant lizard? You don't have lived experience as a giant lizard. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2041 The giant reptile came out of nowhere, attacking with no real motivation, much like the villains in Tammy's novels. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2042 Wonderful read! The hero's life story is incredibly similar to mine. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2043 For all I care, you can take your book and the asteroid that comes with it and drop them both onto the Yucatan Peninsula! 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2044 The way the hero slays the dragon offends me 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2045 Strings and ceiling wax?! I want royalties lady!! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2046 I thought the sign said, ‘Eat the author at 2’ 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2047 Im pretty sure the brochure said "eat the author" 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2048 Please sign, 'an old flame to another.’ 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2049 She wrote him as a Megalosaur but he's a vegan. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2050 Well, I think the portrayal definitely plays into dinosaur stereotyping! 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2051 Sorry, the data just doesn't support your recollection of the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2052 Your portrayal of dragons is misinformed, misguided and miscdraconic. You WILL be hearing from my solicitor. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
2053 For MY cookbook idea, all the different animals taste like human. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2054 Thank you, it started when I dressed as Harry Potter to meet J.K. Rowling. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2055 Says he fact-checked her book.... 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2056 Excuse me, ma'am. You're in my chair. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2057 You culturally appropriated my story, lady. I want residuals. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2058 Hey! You aren't George R. R. Martin! Mom and Dad, you lied. 1.2453 0.05814 106 89 8 9
2059 Megafan! Just had to eat you--sorry-- greet you in person! 1.2453 0.03865 106 86 17 3
2060 When I read your book, it was the first time I really felt seen. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2061 No feathers on this body, honey, I'm all reptilian. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2062 Meet? I thought it was eat the author! 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2063 Can you sign my copy "To my favorite mammal"? Ahhh.....It's for a friend. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2064 Do you have anything on meteors? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2065 I thought your treatment of the protagonist was very shallow. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2066 Just wanted to clear up that myth in your book about us being extinct 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2067 I liked the ending but the middle dragged on. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2068 I never said any of that stuff about my mother. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2069 Oh, it's not for me. Make it out to Ty Rex, please. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2070 On page 39 you have put it in quotes,but I never said that. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2071 You misquoted me in your book! 1.2453 0.04703 106 85 17 4
2072 Please sign it, "To Puff, the literate dragon." 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2073 I thought it said "Meat - the Author" 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2074 Enough fluff. I just want something I can sink my teeth into. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2075 I thought your sign said meet the others. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2076 I loved it, but the ending just slayed me. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2077 She won't sign it, he burned through her last three. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2078 Why didn't you name it THE DRAGON and Tommy? 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2079 And, when exactly will the dinosaur villain trope end in this series? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2080 Read it again. It says, 'MEET the author.' 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2081 You think you’re so advanced just because your fingers reach the keyboard! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2082 Look, just like her bestsellers her fans too are timeless. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2083 You probably don't remember me, but we met in Ibiza last year. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2084 It's 2PM. I'm here to eat the author. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2085 I don’t have all day. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2086 I trusted you. How could you write those terrible things? This is not just a simple "bad dragon gone terrible" story. This is about ME. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2087 Honestly, you portrayed me as kind of an asshole and that’s not cool 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2088 What happened in Jurassic Park should have stayed in Jurassic Park! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2089 What do you know about post-apocalyptic fiction? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2090 Carole, you portrayed me as a monster. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2091 Actually, could you please make it out to my son? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2092 Seems like an age has passed since we got in line. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2093 In book 7, Xelro mates with Kizanyr the Winged Death. The sex is, uh, not realistic. And sort of offensive? But I realize it must be hard for you to research this kind of thing. So, I’m in a dragons-only polycule in Bushwick, and we’re having a party 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2094 You'll be hearing from us on Twitter. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2095 These signings do drag-on 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2096 New Trump tell-all reveals that generals privately believed he was a ten-foot tall dinosaur and a big stupid poopypants - Satire, from the Quill of Andy Borowitz, Esquire 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2097 Make it out to ... oh, shoot! It’s Latin but I’m not evolved enough to spell it! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2098 You lied - I was the hero, you 2 timer! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2099 Please read the passage that soothes the savage beast. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2100 I'm sorry, but I was expecting Maurice Sendak. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2101 You fake news people lie that we were all killed off by some damn meteor. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2102 you know, right now, seeing you in this light, no, i wouldnt say you’re ugly 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2103 That chapter about extinctions? Weak. I'm what you'd call an Asteroid Denier. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2104 „You‘re the one living in a fantasy world Judith, not me“ 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2105 Don't you remember. Kong was the other guy. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2106 I don't know who your sources are, Lady, but i am _not_ a herbivore. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2107 Did you really have to mention that I am a dinosaur?? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2108 I really identified with your fire breathing protagonist. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2109 Do I look extinct to you, Ms. Know-It-All? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2110 Her stories came to life like never before, unfortunately he couldn't reach her. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2111 You’re doing physical book signings, and I’m the dinosaur. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2112 Oh, I heard, “EAT’ the author! My bad. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2113 Forget it. I’m out of time already. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2114 Hello, this is the man inside the dinosaur talking. Do you know where the bathroom is? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2115 Sign em' or I'll eat you. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2116 I'm a big fan. Your books are delicious. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2117 I told you a lot of that stuff OFF the record! 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2118 I’m sorry if you’re no longer my muse, but Dungeons and Dragon’s just weren’t selling. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2119 Make it out to Rawr, Grrr, Argh, Rah, and Ohhh! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2120 I told you about my childhood in the strictest of confidence 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2121 I have a bone to pick with you about the way dinosaurs are depicted in your book - we do read, but not your books anymore. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2122 Would you inscribe: 'Sorry Rex, Jane Goodall had a relationship with gorillas that I failed to develop with dinosaurs.' 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2123 Why do dragons always have to be the bad guys? We have feelings too. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2124 Is Godzilla with one "L" or two? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2125 Extinct? Really? 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2126 Wow. The Cats & Jammers are back. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2127 Extinct?!! I'll show you extinct! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2128 Sorry, but that book signing is in the basement - my book's about African Violets. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2129 I hear the author is meat at 2:00 p.m. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2130 You were supposed to turn me into a frog... 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2131 I came because I heard it as "eat" the author. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2132 I devoured every word of it. Do you have anything to say about that? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2133 Did you really think saying that this book is not based on real life events would keep people from tweeting mean things about me? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2134 My error. I thought it said EAT the author at 2 p.m. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2135 I've been waiting centuries to meet you. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2136 What exactly did you say about me? 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2137 Write something funny. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2138 Do we live happily ever after in this one? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2139 Mr. Trump was not happy either. It is what it is. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2140 Hey, you're not Dinah Shore"..... 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2141 I could relate to your main character's ability to ravage small towns. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2142 How could you write me out in Chapter V? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2143 I really dig your books! You're my favorite archaeologist! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2144 After reading this book, I wish I had gone extinct sooner. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2145 Wanda, I've read the title page. You promised me co-authorship. My name isn't there, Wanda. Is there something you'd like to tell me? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2146 The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. What's your excuse? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2147 I see we are back to the creationism vs evolution debate 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2148 So where is meat the author ? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2149 Going my way? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2150 Oh I’m sorry, I thought the sign said “eat the author”. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2151 Oh, sorry! I thought this was one of those 'Eat the Author' events. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2152 I don’t think he liked her take on creationism 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2153 I totally object to your casual demonization of monsters! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2154 Could you make it to "The former Prince of Sussex?" 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2155 News Flash! We’re not extinct. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2156 Well I'm very sorry that your friends Mothra, Rodan, Destoroyah, and King Ghidorah don't want their copies. No refunds. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2157 may i question your extinction theory? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2158 You mean to tell me you’re not Sandy Boynton, the author of Dinosaur Dance? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2159 Yeah you can make it out to my friend Pete. P, as in Pterodactyl. 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2160 A brutal death, again, Susan? God damn! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2161 You ruined my ending 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2162 Some of us dinosaurs still appreciate the feel of turning a page 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2163 Don't worry, I'm a vegan. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2164 This wild thing is still waiting on her royalties. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2165 Despite her spin off success, she quickly learned not all dinosaurs can be trained. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
2166 You can't intimidate me Mr. President! They call me "the Notorious," and I'm Brooklyn tough. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2167 I heard that book publishing is a dinosaur medium, and wanted to find out what all the fuss is about. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2168 I said I hated working with Jeff Goldblum, I never said I wanna bite his head off." 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2169 Fiction or not, it's defamation of character. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2170 Apparently he's upset about the reference to the president as a 'dinosaur'! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2171 I wanted to meet my creator. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2172 I used to be out-of-print, too. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2173 And on page 78, you have me saying ‘ROAR’ when I distinctly said ‘RAWR’! 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
2174 You misspelled 'eat'. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2175 These family tell-all books really bring out the crazy uncles. 1.2404 0.04531 104 83 18 3
2176 You’re Meat, the author, right? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2177 You probably think you're too classy to appear at comic-con. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2178 Not enough dragons. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2179 As a survivor, I want to thank you for doing Chicxulub justice. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2180 I'd like you to inscribe it to my mother. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2181 I’m still here. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2182 I simply devoured your first novel. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2183 I know, I’m early. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2184 I've waited for eons to get to the front of the line and now you're telling me it's the wrong line!? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2185 Could you sign it to my brother Rex? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2186 I hope he didn't think it was a meet and eat. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2187 Just loved the part when the professor puts the goat in the cage. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2188 I have just been re discovered in a cave and I am here to tell you there are errors in your book 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2189 Why is everything in past tense? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2190 I'm thinking this thing has a bone to pick with the author. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2191 If you write a political tell-all, you gotta factor in the Administration's response. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2192 Can you believe how long I've been waiting? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2193 Thank you for exposing Mr. Trump. My friends need to read this. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2194 The Philosoraptor disagreed with her argument for intelligent design. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2195 You know I can’t push the books closer to you 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2196 I have been waiting 65 million years for this! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2197 I don't know what his issue is, but outside he was so mad he was breathing fire. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2198 Any resemblance is purely coincidental? 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2199 Please make that out 'To Rex' 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2200 Oh sorry. I thought the sign outside said "Eat the Author". 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2201 I thought you might like to have a drink with me later. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2202 Don't worry. She wrote 'Aunt Dimity Slays the Dragon.' 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
2203 Let's discuss Chapter 3. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2204 I didn't give you a release to use my picture in your book! I was living a very nice extinct life and you ruined it! I'm gonna sue! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2205 Yes, we attend signings, not just burnings. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2206 Oh. I thought they said it was an "Eat the Author" event! 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2207 And you said you’d never tell. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2208 The promo encouraged folks from the Jurassic Period, not the Late Jurassic Period. 1.2404 0.04926 104 85 14 5
2209 I could've sworn my invite said, 'eat' the author. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2210 Puff, on the verge of a, "Boy Named Sue," moment. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2211 I''m outraged by you cultural appropriation. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2212 I found the ending far too fantastical. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2213 Receipt? You really need to see my receipt? You sure about that? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2214 I’ve been, like, waiting for a selfie for like, 65 billion years 1.2404 0.05876 104 88 7 9
2215 A real page turner"? Certainly not for the brachially challenged 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2216 I loved your first book, but this one tasted terrible! 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2217 Why would they want to meet you; am I not the main character? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2218 And “murderous teeth”? You try breaking out of that lab with these arms! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2219 I said Michele, with one L! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2220 I hope you have one hell of a lawyer. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2221 Grrrr. I thought it was going to be Meat, the author. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2222 I’ve been waiting 243 million years for this exact moment. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2223 We loved your last cookbook, 'Meg's Meals of the Mesozoic' 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2224 I feel that I was unfairly represented in your book 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2225 Your novel was wonderful, however I found the irony in chapter six difficult to digest 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2226 I’m looking for a book on Climate Change 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2227 I'm here to pick up some copies for The Creation Museum. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2228 If you thought what I said for your book was so bad or dangerous, why didn’t you just immediately report it? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2229 You say these books are Fantasy but I think we both know that's not true, Joyce." 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2230 Could you try writing a book where I''m not slain 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2231 Your book - 'The Extinction Conspiracy' .It spoke to me. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2232 Charlotte hoped the sewer monster had not recognized himself as the antagonist in chapter seven. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2233 ...and I’m supposed to believe that your antagonist, a self-destructive monster with anger issues named ‘Zilla,’ was just a figment of your imagination? We dated for four and a half years, Diane! You owe me a few basic courtesies! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2234 Why would you end the series with Bella and Edward together?! Jacob treats her so much better! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2235 It'll be like Beauty and the Beast, you said. You'll get the girl in the end, you said. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2236 When I read to my kids I need a fire resistant book. You didn’t think to make any? None? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2237 Pretty sure she won't enforce the one-book limit. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2238 So, you called me extinct! Do I look extinct? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2239 Then where is the line to eat the author? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2240 In the future, I'll try not to describe my books as "easy to pick up and hard to put down." 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2241 No, this is not the signing for Jurassic Park. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
2242 You've heard of tyrannosaurus? Brontosaurus? So why can't you sign "For Thesaurus"? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2243 No, sorry, I'm Michelle Crichton. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2244 FYI, I’m sweet and loving. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2245 Sure hope he had lunch. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2246 Who are you calling extinct? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2247 I'll tell you whose unfit to level Tokyo, that overrated King Kong and lying Mothra, that's who. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2248 But did you have to portray me as such a monster? 1.2400 0.05707 100 83 10 7
2249 Please sign it "affectionately." It's for my children 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2250 My mother always told me that I should never burn any bridges. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2251 How come the humans got to live, but the dragons didn't?! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2252 I did not know how to tell you so that you would believe that we are not extinct. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2253 I told you that nightmare in confidence! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2254 Norbert, I really can't compensate you for your role in the story, you'll have to talk to my attorney . . . 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2255 I couldn't identify with the characters. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2256 Oh boy! Probably a climate change denier who is not too happy about her book on Trump's colorful relationship with truth. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2257 Oh, so you write ‘fiction’ now? Well, it was REAL to me, Janice! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2258 Hi Godzilla, long time no see. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2259 What about our NDA? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2260 We're not all extinct, you know. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2261 About the use of the meteor strike to kill off your character Rex... 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2262 Don’t you think that age is only a number? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2263 Sign it to Roget Thesaurus. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2264 Jane Rowling was a bit shocked when the main character of her new novel suddenly appeared at the reading and claimed the violation of his personal rights. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2265 you made me a “fictional” character 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2266 Sorry, the David Attenborough signing was moved to the 5th 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2267 Were you just going to wait for us all to disappear? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2268 Can you tell me where to find books on global warming? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2269 My bad. I thought it said Eat the Author at 2pm. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2270 Your latest work, “Thesaurus”, was extremely disappointing! 1.2376 0.05655 101 84 10 7
2271 There was no happy ending for the author; at precisely 2:01, the fire alarms went off. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2272 My bad. I thought the announcement said "eat the author." 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2273 But I’m telling you, ma’am, that I am the author speaking at today’s meeting. See—I’ve brought autographed copies of my book to sell. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2274 Fiction my ASS! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2275 The term is homophone, but I will gladly sign a copy of my vegetarian cookbook for you. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2276 Monster meets his Maker 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2277 What. Have. You. Done,with my people? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2278 I didn't authorize you to write my bio! You'll be hearing from my lawyer! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2279 You got my ancestors all wrong. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2280 Uh, I mistakenly heard that it was “Eat the author at 2pm.” 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
2281 Please sign it 'To Dino, my biggest fan.' 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2282 We are often misunderstood. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2283 Dyslectic Dragon! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2284 How dare you call that other guy King of the Beasts! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2285 I really don't like the way you portrayed my kind in Chapter 3" 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2286 No, I didn't use your proper name in the story...so you are safe. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2287 I've traveled through time to fix your book. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2288 Dam! I heard it was EAT THE AUTHOR! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2289 "Well, I'm not surprised. The reviews said that it would have wide appeal 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2290 Yes, I understand that you're marketing this as "high fantasy", but the fact is, we still signed a non-disclosure agreement. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2291 You're lucky stegosaurus is the bad guy this time! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2292 Adored it, but the critics will eat you alive. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2293 How dare you intimate that I am an extinct monster?! 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
2294 My character is purple and sings happy songs with children; any resemblance to other theropods, imaginary or hallucinated, is purely coincidental. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2295 Ickabog’s my name. Just wanted to say you’ll be hearing from my attorney. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2296 'Reptilian' you wrote, do I look Reptilian to you? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2297 Evolution, seriously? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2298 You could at least made me more sympathetic in your book. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2299 Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously...” Really, Karen 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2300 Her latest book did tend to dragon 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2301 I have some problems with the statements you made about how Godzilla isn't a real dinosaur. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2302 What do you know about half breed representation? 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2303 I'd like to know who vetted your research. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2304 This author is a lot older than she looks. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2305 I just wanna be loved by little children. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2306 Your "tell all" made me out to be a monster! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2307 I just had to meet the woman who peered into the depths of my soul and wrote my life ! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2308 The sign says "Meet the Author" not "Eat the Author" 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2309 I'm a Bigfano'saurs. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2310 So Miss Fancy Paleontologist, what do you say now? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2311 When the characters come to life... 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2312 But we are omnivores!! 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2313 Happily ever after?! Says who? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2314 I heard it's a pretty juicy item 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2315 I have a bone to pick with you about your depiction of me in the book! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2316 Who has a pea-sized brain! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2317 The Memoirist’s Mother at 1:59 PM 1.2353 0.05775 102 86 8 8
2318 I burned through your other books. 1.2353 0.05775 102 86 8 8
2319 How could you kill off Daenerys, I really related to that character. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2320 Next time, try writing about something you know something about! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2321 Just what makes you think you know enough about dinosaurs to write a book? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2322 Lies -- all lies -- Fake Book!! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2323 I spilled my guts to you for that book! If I don’t get comped, this’ll be EAT THE AUTHOR day. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2324 I was writing about amphibians, not reptiles. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2325 I thought your book tasted really good. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2326 Your book is full of mammoth lies". 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2327 I’m sorry sir, the eat-and-greet was at noon 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2328 I demand to know why fire-breathing reptiles are always the villains in your books. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2329 As your muse I demand compensation. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2330 Do you have any idea how long I have been waiting to meet you? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2331 Oh, you're already having a greet-and-meet but haven't paid me for using me as a character? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2332 Every dog has its day 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2333 I didnt like the way you described me as reptilian 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2334 No, what’s tremendous is the way you convey angst. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2335 Has it got a fairytale ending? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2336 I think I’ve been waiting long enough! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2337 New Yorker cartoonists can only draw one woman. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2338 You won’t believe how far I came for you to sign these. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2339 David, we really have to stop meeting like this. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2340 Yeah, well, they used to say the author was dead, too. And yet, here we are. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2341 I don’t have opposable thumbs, so when is the e-Book? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2342 Okay, so maybe we're cold-blooded as a species, it doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good romance novel." 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2343 You'll hear from my lawyers... 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2344 You took as lot of liberties with my species inner feelings 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2345 Your "Shorthand Style Guide" did not deliver. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2346 As a proud Draco-American, I find it racially insensitive to be constantly referred to as "mythical." 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2347 Dragon fire, what kind of title is that? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2348 How Alice Peabody, author of The Unauthorized Biography of Godzilla, met her demise. 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
2349 Assuming there’s anyone to meet when we get up there. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2350 Let's just say that I have questions concerning how Mr Paper portraited me even if he used the pseudonym Puff. 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
2351 It's a Thesaurus? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2352 A Thesaurus rex, I'll bet. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2353 Oh, isn’t that funny. On the radio, I thought they said ‘Meat, the author.’ 1.2347 0.06120 98 84 5 9
2354 Yeah? Well I got my own theory on asteroids 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2355 Okay, so you're not extinct, and I do apologize for saying that you have a tiny brain. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2356 You portray me as a complete predator in your book, and I am very offended. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2357 The whole chapter on climate change kind of freaked me out. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2358 And you call your self a paleontologist. We may not be able to hug but at least we didn't cause climate change. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2359 Evolving a Better You" had me all excited at first 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2360 and just why did you write Dragonslayer? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2361 Carol, I deserve better dialogue and character development. And frankly, how about I get the damsel to make it more interesting? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2362 Sorry, but Stephen King will be at tomorrow's Meet the Author. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2363 I can't wait for the damned sequel, what happens after the meteorite hits earth? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2364 Breathing is a normal function for dragons, but you made it seem disgusting 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2365 I've got a fossilized bone to pick with you! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2366 Tell him we were here before 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2367 Do you write from experience or is it all just imagination? 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2368 Now..let’s speak about that spell on page 332... 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2369 , “ your book is not too sympathetic for a character that literally has fire coming out of his mouth; that’s a serious condition!” 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2370 I'm sorry, I thought the invitation was to "Eat the Author." Jackson Gillman, Onset MA 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2371 Fiction section? Think again! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2372 My publisher said I had to chose between keeping the dragon or the troll under the bridge. It's not personal, Mark. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2373 Sincere apology then...the timeline for the extinction of the dinosaurs was just an estimate. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2374 Beats me. I thought it was an allegory. 1.2323 0.05712 99 83 9 7
2375 I feel that Draco is a misunderstood character... 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2376 You're great at endings but the middles tend to drag on. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2377 I'm a huge fantasy. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2378 Who let the Rex out? Who? Who? Who? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2379 I don’t think she considered that writing about a knight who slays a dragon might trigger some of her readers. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2380 Assuming I wouldn't enjoy your romance novel is a bit derogative, don't you think? I'm a dragon, not a monster. 1.2323 0.04725 99 83 11 5
2381 It was a dark and stormy knight. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2382 Books are dinosaurs but good luck. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2383 On behalf of your fans from 100 million years ago, we are just devastated that you killed off Stephanie and Derek. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2384 Credit-stealer! 1.2323 0.06062 99 85 5 9
2385 Darlene, you promised I'd be unrecognizable! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2386 What do you mean the book cannot be in the current affairs section anymore? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2387 It’s like you were really there, ya know? 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2388 Oh he “Slayed” me? Come on, it’s 2020. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2389 I’m not really happy with your portrayal of me as terrifying monster, hellbent on destroying the world. I’m a dentist for crying out loud. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2390 I shouldn't have gotten in line so early. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2391 Finally, someone who understands the world of print publishing 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2392 Your last book about dungeons seemed to be missing something. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2393 I'm here for the book burning 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2394 You wanna explain Cancel Culture? Where do I begin? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2395 I'm sorry you don't like how I portrayed your side of the story, but I'm sticking with what I said. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2396 I promise, in the sequel, you will be portrayed as the savior. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2397 plagiarist! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2398 You don’t recognize me from Game of Thrones?! 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
2399 Oh, my mistake. I thought it said EAT the author. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2400 Well, Dino, you may be obsolete, but books never will be! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2401 I didn't mean to offend you in the book. Yes, of course, I can give you a 20% discount today! 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2402 I’m your biggest fan. Literally. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2403 Gladys, how could you? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2404 Sorry. People tell me I have a 'Resting Bitch Face'. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2405 You don't know how long I waited to meet you. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2406 I told you that in confidence Patrice! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2407 Your work’s really good for getting my teeth into. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2408 Can you sign it “To Rex?” 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2409 You better get your facts straight before your next book on extinction. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2410 Please tell me I won't have to wait another 150 Million years for the sequel. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2411 On line invitation said “Eat the Author” 1.2268 0.04274 97 80 14 3
2412 ‘Short-armed vulgarian,’ my ass! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2413 I could swear I heard "Eat the author." 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2414 I can't read, but you do look tasty. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2415 I found your book difficult to read, mostly because I couldn't hold it high enough to see the words. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2416 You took me completely out of context. And you won't like me when I'm angry. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2417 Meet? Meet! I was told it was 'Eat the Author". What a waste! I could have been sampling Open Mike at the Comedy Cellar. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2418 Don't worry. This won't take long. It's a vegetarian. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2419 He can't read, he thinks that its says eat the author 2 P.M. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2420 What happened to the all-animal band? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2421 No -- the book's called 'Sleighing for Dummies.' 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2422 It doesn't have a book to sign. I think it has a quibble about the use of the word "prehistoric." 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2423 I bought your first book Living in the Present. I want my money back. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2424 It didn't like the ending when the asteroid hits 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2425 You're taking a break NOW? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2426 WHY NOT.....YOU dress up. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2427 You promised I'd remain an unnamed Saurus! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2428 You're right, it doesn't say "Eat"! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2429 All I'm saying is the posters for your Dragon Ball book launch are awfully misleading. 1.2268 0.05285 97 82 9 6
2430 I understand the premise of your book is that dinosaurs didn't exist. 1.2268 0.05954 97 83 6 8
2431 I find your portrayal of man-eating dragons to be totally insensitive. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2432 What do you mean, you don't sign E-books? This is the 21st Century, right? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2433 Well, well, Marcia, I guess we all knew this day would come. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2434 That character is not derivative! It's pure libel! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2435 You spelled my name wrong! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2436 I'm a big fan . I've eaten every one your books . 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2437 So you think you know enough about dragons to write novels about them, do you? 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2438 I’ve always wanted to eat the author. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2439 I thought this was EAT the author 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2440 You misspelled my name. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2441 Extinct? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2442 Just when I was getting over our break-up, you had to write a tell-all book? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2443 She said you stole her idea from the 1970s. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2444 Actually I'm relieved. I hate to be the one to point out historical inaccuracies. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
2445 I’m having trouble reading your book... 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2446 You'll be hearing from my lawyers! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2447 My name is GODZILLA! You wrote about me but didn't use my name! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2448 Just once can’t the dragon be the hero of the story! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2449 Could you make it out to "My dear friend, Barney." 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2450 I like your writing style, but feel cold-blooded killer was misleading. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2451 I love your Draconian writing. 1.2268 0.05285 97 82 9 6
2452 I'm your biggest fan, by far. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2453 Science fiction authors taste he best. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2454 Where's an asteroid when you need it? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2455 I’m reeeeeeealy hoping that’s a costume. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2456 Totally worth missing my lunch for this 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2457 And all this time I thought it was “Eat the Author.” 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2458 Sorry, thought this was the line to the restroom. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2459 I wish you had let it stay buried. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2460 I don't want a damn autograph—I want some recognition." 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2461 You've spelt my name wrongly 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2462 How did you come up with the big bang ending 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2463 If I give you a copy of my memoir, would you pass it on to your agent? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2464 Just say, “To my mother, who I never call, but who I feel comfortable humiliating, in writing, to complete strangers in my new novel.” Something like that. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2465 I wish her fans would save the big productions for Comic-Con. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2466 Meet, eat...a natural mistake, right? 1.2268 0.04274 97 80 14 3
2467 I'm here for the meet and eat. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2468 Did you hire a single stegosaurus as a sensitivity reader? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2469 Wait... you’re not Dinha Shore. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2470 Dragon Lives Matter, George! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2471 Love your work, but disagree with the whole asteroid premise 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2472 What do you mean,"homophone confusion?" 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2473 Well you can tell Little Jackie Paper that Honalee is getting just a wee bit boring. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2474 You can't just rewrite history. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2475 Your use of a meteor strike is disrespectful. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2476 Just sign it "with love to my friend Rex". 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2477 Sylvia's embarrassment turned to fear as she realized they had met previously. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2478 And your ending, with the asteroids, I never saw it coming. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2479 I'm a VEGETARIAN! How dare you call me a "pea-brained killing monster". 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2480 Autograph, Shmautograph! You’re mémoire made me look like a monster! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2481 Do I sign it: To: Mr. Rex?, or is this a gift? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2482 You’re kind of a first, although there is an elephant in the room 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2483 ‘Happily Ever After?’A bit cliché of an ending, if you don’t mind me saying so. Also, on page 77, you used a semicolon instead of... 1.2268 0.04274 97 80 14 3
2484 I'm more than just a plot device to advance the knight's story arc, you know. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2485 Are you sure this book will improve my relationships?" 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2486 I wondered what you looked like 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2487 Your representation of me is pre-historically inaccurate. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2488 No, Helen, YOU tell him he has to get back in line each time. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2489 I don't think he even read it 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2490 Who farted? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2491 I though she was fair, but I can see how he'd be pissed. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2492 Do you think it was fair not to get my side of the story? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2493 I, er need this translated into ancient draconic-is that too much to ask? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2494 I self-published the same story long before you dug it up. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2495 So you really think I'm extinct? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2496 No sir, it says “meet.” With an “M”. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2497 Meet"! I thought they said "Eat" 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2498 I can't tell you how long I've waited for this sequel. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2499 Not only is calling the killer "cold blooded" a cliche, it's taxonomic appropriation. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2500 Excuse me, I thought the sign said, “Eat the author 2 PM” 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2501 I'll tear you to shreds--how dare you write about our wild fling! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2502 Have you ever considered fireproof paper? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2503 The impact of your Paleo diet book was bigger than I expected. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2504 You conveniently left out the part where Danny dumped me for another dinosaur. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2505 It's an excellent book; my complaint is with its misclassification as fiction. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2506 You got it all wrong. I'm related to birds, not lizards. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2507 I just devour everything. I can't get enough of you! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2508 Mary, why didn't you give me the editing credit you promised you would give me? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2509 I want a ten percent royalty. After all, I’m the inspiration for all your “Timmy and the Monster” books. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2510 Remember how you longed for the unpredictable excitement that would come with getting published? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2511 What were you implying with "Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth"? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2512 Sign them all to me. I keep incinerating them when I sneeze 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2513 This has tips on minimizing scales, right? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2514 It was supposed to be our private dragon fantasy. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2515 Can you make it out to 'hideous, bloodthirsty monster', please? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2516 I devoured your book. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2517 Enough with the cultural appropriation, J.K. It's not your tale to tell. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2518 I’ve a bone to pick with you, Bernice! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2519 If I could grip a pen, I’d be sitting there 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2520 Have you even met one of us?! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2521 Not for the last time, Gina regrets not crediting her co-author, Xcthandala. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2522 I must say, I found your focus on ‘the beast within’ to be particularly refreshing. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2523 I could have stayed home if you had replied to my DM. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2524 I got turned around. Did an ape, last name Kong, come through here? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2525 I told you to make my character more soft and emotional, not full of rage 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2526 I thought those interviews were off the record. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2527 With all the violence permeating this world, explain again why the protagonist is a dragon slayer. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2528 ...and what did you mean by ‘Prehistoric’? 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2529 Wart realized: the real monster was capitalism. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2530 I waited 65 million years for a cliff hanger?! 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2531 To Ty, thanks 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2532 A tale of epic proportions 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2533 Why can't you put out a small-print edition for those of us with tiny forepaws? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2534 My fire breathing issues were personal, Linda. We discussed this. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2535 How dare you write about prehistoric creatures as a human woman? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2536 It's sad that her fan base is disappearing. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2537 Reading your book was truly a life-changing experience." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2538 No, I don't want an autograph; I want an apology for that "ridiculously undersized arms" on page 9. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2539 It says meet, not eat sir! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2540 My book club devoured your novel. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2541 She wrote that it was a herbivore. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2542 Who gave you permission to write about your mother? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2543 Apologies. I thought it said, “Eat the author.” 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2544 I thought this was a meet and eat event. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2545 Pardon me, but I have a few issues with this so-called "Science Fiction" novel. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2546 Your book reads like you've never even met a real dinosaur! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2547 Sorry 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2548 I don't care. It's 1:57 so you'll have to wait three minutes. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2549 I'll try to hold my fire while you sign. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2550 I thought the flyer said, "Eat the Author". 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2551 I hope he liked the book. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2552 My apologies; I misunderstood. I thought they said you were 'meat'. 1.2258 0.04866 93 79 9 5
2553 I bumped into someone reading your last book; They were delicious... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2554 Aren't you a little old for this 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2555 I thought you were writing my biography--why am I in the Fantasy section? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2556 Local bookstore heats up as the Mother of Dragons' opens tell-all-memoir tour. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2557 I heard it was Eat the author! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2558 I mostly enjoyed your book but I do take umbrage at your assumption that we are all entirely extinct! 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2559 Are my feelings imaginary too? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2560 I really burned through your book. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2561 Well I heard - eat the author. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2562 Big writer think she can do without thesaurus. 1.2258 0.04744 93 76 14 3
2563 Sorry. M is mute in Dragonspeak. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2564 I can only sign one book for you. It's been a long day and I'm draggin'. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2565 I think the statement you made in your book that I didn't make the team as a wide receiver because I have alligator arms was racist. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2566 Even though you misspelled my species name I still enjoyed the book thoroughly. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2567 I thought it was eat the author at 2 p.m. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2568 Why do we always have to be the bad guys? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2569 Excuse me, but I am absolutely positive that I was told this was the line to eat the author. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2570 I really like your story though the translation is bad. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2571 Ancient literature 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2572 Christ, you're an asshole 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2573 Yeah, more of a comment than a question: I didn't find Conversations With Friends to be sufficiently Marxist. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2574 You should know that I am nothing like the monster portrayed in your book. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2575 I just think the adjective 'reptilian' is subjective. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2576 I have waited in line for eons, and you can't personalize your signing for my wife? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2577 Sixty-five million years I've been waiting in this line. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2578 I thought we agreed that you would portray me as a petite blonde! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2579 Now say, "I'm not scary." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2580 You cannot know a dragon's heart. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2581 It's fake news spread by the chivalric media. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2582 I should be behind the desk, not you. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2583 You know you signed the Confidentiality Agreement about our affair. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2584 I had to wait a long time for this 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2585 You know nothing about me or my ancestors, Miss Dinosaurs-Never-Existed! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2586 I don’t like how you appropriated my culture. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2587 You're not Michael Crichton. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2588 and they told me I was a dinosaur! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2589 Yes, that's right, it's called the Dragoon. Sorry, no refunds. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2590 So you think you've evolved? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2591 That’s ‘meet’, not ‘eat’, lizard breath. 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2592 You really captured my lived experience. Especially the asteroid strike. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2593 Must be some fan from the Pre-Covid-19 Era. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2594 I got a bone to pick with the last chapter. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2595 Oh sorry - I thought it said, "EET THE AUTHOR." 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2596 I am not fictitious. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2597 No one's gonna believe a word of this trash. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2598 You wrote a tell-all?! I knew I shouldn't have fired you over Twitter... 1.2258 0.04223 93 79 10 4
2599 I have an issue with your propagation of the "built in obsolescence" philosophy 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2600 I'm here to eat you, literally. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2601 The fifth extinction? Fake noose. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2602 Too bad you hadn't written "How to Train Your Dragon" when my kids were small. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2603 You know, no one is going to believe you. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2604 Hello, Sandra. Remember me? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2605 See honey, this guy is creative. Instead of wearing a mask, he wore a costume. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2606 Yes, all five. They're for my reading group. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2607 Oh, it's 'Meet' the author... with an M. Sorry, my mistake. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2608 Loved the book! I just have a few corrections you might want to look at concerning the Jurassic period. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2609 Meet the dragon lady of literature. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2610 I am your biggest fan boy. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2611 It’s Fiction!, No dragons were actually slaughtered 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2612 I had a very strange reaction to your book... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2613 I thought the advertisement said eat the author at 2pm 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2614 It’s Y not I. Pach Y cephalosaur. 1.2258 0.04082 93 76 15 2
2615 The way you depict some characters is pretty biased, Ms. Rowling. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2616 When will Stephen King be arriving? I mean I came all the way from Japan and managed to be on time. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2617 I have a complaint with how you portrayed my character in your book. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2618 MEET? I thought it was EAT! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2619 You’re right. I did appropriate your experience. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2620 Apparently she violated their NDA. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2621 I think I just ate the author. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2622 Love, love, love it. Could have been a little scarier 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2623 Im not going to tell him he jumped the line. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2624 You got me through the awkward years 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2625 Why do you keep dragon out signing my books? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2626 Why not? You think I should give Jeff Bezos the business? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2627 I prefer a copy in a hide-bound spine, please 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2628 There for my kids.Make it out to My Favorite Dragon. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2629 Trump devalued masks.... 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2630 You’ve painted me as a monster 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2631 You were never this punctual when we were dating. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2632 You here this! Maybe I should have a snickers she says, I’ll tell you what you can do with that snickers! 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2633 I'm really unhappy with your depiction of our break-up. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2634 St. George this and St. George that, you give no mention as to what the ASPCA had to say about it. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2635 I never gave you permission to tell about our dreams. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2636 I understand he's an expert at Dungeons & Dragons. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2637 She should have done a zoom. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2638 Big, stupid, tiny brain- you are toast lady 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2639 Please mind the gap, or now known as: please social distance and wear a fire proof non-medical mask. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2640 Martha, how dare you pass this off as fiction, after all our years together! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2641 It’s “meet”, not “meat” you idiot. No wonder your species is going extinct. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2642 Admit that the characters write themselves! Admit it! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2643 Extinct? EXTINCT?? I've waited sixty million years for this. It's payback time. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2644 You know, that book you use to find words with similar meanings... 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2645 Independent bookstores are going extinct? Unoriginal, and frankly, distasteful. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2646 I thought the ad said “Meat, the author!” 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2647 I have a thing for historical nonfiction. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2648 I need for you to sign five copies; one for me, one for my master, one for my aunt Mitilda, one for uncle Jeb and one for the little girl who lives down the lane." 1.2258 0.03785 93 75 17 1
2649 I'd like to have a private word with you about the illainvay... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2650 I am offended by your portrayal of large Jurassic reptiles. And furthermore, I am not extinct. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2651 Not to stereotype 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2652 Sign it T.Rex xoxox or oxoxox. Your call. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2653 Do you ever feel like you’re going extinct? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2654 I don't like the way you wrote about my arms! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2655 I’ve been waiting for forever to meet you. 1.2258 0.04082 93 76 15 2
2656 Do you have a large print edition ? 1.2258 0.05214 93 78 10 5
2657 If you thought fire-breathing was bad, you should have said something right away. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2658 Damn voicemail transcription read, "You are invited to eat the author." 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2659 You're surprised? I got on this line eons ago, imagine how surprised I am. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2660 No, Lady, it's g-i-g-a-n-t-O-s-a-u-r-u-s, with an O! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2661 Maybe THIS will refresh your memory! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2662 I loved the way you described your nightmares. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2663 The sign says, 'meet' not eat 'the author.' 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2664 You said I was extinct? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2665 I could help you with a fire sale. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2666 Do you think I live in a cave or somethin’? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2667 Dammit, I said sign it to Tyrannosaurus rex, not Tillerson rex 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2668 Get me out of your cook book! I make a chewy Stroganoff" 1.2258 0.04359 93 77 13 3
2669 You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2670 I just want the audio; my arms are to short to hold a book. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2671 With two E's? Dang. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2672 Discovering it's the biography, not the autobiography, of Dinah Shore 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2673 He has a monster crush on her. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2674 Sooo, Ms. McCaffrey, on page 174........ 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2675 You left out a huge part of "History of the World'. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2676 I humbly take exception to your poorly-researched description of my visit to Avignon appearing on page 217. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2677 I am sorry sir but English has homonyms. Please note the spelling- “meet”. Additionally, there would otherwise be a comma missing. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2678 I don't buy that 'Any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental' disclaimer. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2679 Not even a mention in the Acknowledgments after all the help I gave you. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2680 Man! It took me ages to get to the front of this queue! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2681 Really?...‘FICTION’? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2682 I've been waiting eons to meet her. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2683 All I’m saying, Ms. Kolbert, is that “The Fifth Extinction” would’ve been a better title than “The Sixth Extinction.” 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2684 And that's when I realized your book on time travel wasn't fiction. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2685 I misread the sign....thought it said MEAT the author. 1.2258 0.04359 93 77 13 3
2686 I've heard you abuse your thesaurus. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2687 I am NOT fiction! How dare you distort our story like this! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2688 I didn’t know How To Train Your Dragon came out with a new book. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2689 You're the last of your kind, and I should know. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2690 You disappointed me, Helen. I'm not near the monster you made me out to be. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2691 OH! I thought it was EAT the author @ 2 p.m. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2692 Extinct are we? Either I get a free signed copy right now or we'll see whose extinct!" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2693 I’m sorry. I thought they said ‘Eat the author’. 1.2258 0.06140 93 80 5 8
2694 I don't care if it was a typo! The ad I saw said, 'Eat the Author.' 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2695 I am here to discuss the chapter on the Evolution of Species, you spiciest! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2696 I’m here for “Eat the Author “at 2. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2697 What do you mean... No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service?" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2698 Can you please sign it for 'Bob, forever misunderstood'. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2699 Would you like me to spell that for you? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2700 Oh please. I invented Jurassic Snark. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2701 Thank you for stopping by, are these for kindling or reading? 1.2258 0.04619 93 78 11 4
2702 You looked better in your book jacket photo. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2703 I enjoyed the book, but I'm upset that you wrote about me without even requesting an interview. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2704 Science fiction fans are like a box of chocolates... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2705 You promised your diet would make me thinner. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2706 You’re going to have to spell that. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2707 I feel that the prehistoric time-travel chapter did not accurately portray my people 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2708 Your book inspired me to tell my story. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2709 Paperback? Really? What happened to the ones that are chiseled in stone? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2710 You may need to put out an other veggie tray- 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2711 Really? A “coming of age” tale? It’s called plagiarism, Pam. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2712 Could you just hold it up for me? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2713 Who still reads hardbacks? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2714 Now, to address the dino in the room 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2715 Your description of dragons is stereotypical and offensive 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2716 Is this the eat and greet? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2717 Darn these contacts, I thought it was “Eat the author.” 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2718 Clearly, we didn’t all get to live happily ever after. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2719 I thought we agreed, no knights in shining armor! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2720 I was just on sabbatical 1.2258 0.04744 93 76 14 3
2721 Food is food 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2722 We need to talk about the way you portrayed me on your book! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2723 I'll take a 1 signed book and a human on the side please 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2724 Who the heck is Dina Shore ? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2725 No no i said meteor not meat eater. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2726 I’m your biggest fan! Err well, largest. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2727 Read between the spines, Doctor? I'm furious. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2728 What? It's a book of synonyms? Oh...yes...I knew that. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2729 I wonder how Dino here managed to hold the book AND read it without performing some neck gymnastics. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2730 Thanks, and y’all have a yabba dabba doo day! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2731 Geez, cosplayers always monopolize events! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2732 Uhhhh.... I heard you wrote a book about me. Where’s my royalties 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2733 They did say we're at the tail end. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2734 Never the protagonist, yet you deny any culpability for the plight of my species! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2735 Are you the one calling me a meat eater? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2736 I have waited a very long time to meet you. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2737 What do you mean these aren’t flame resistant? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2738 Donald critiques Mary. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2739 I'm almost as rare as this book store. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2740 Could you sign now? I'm double parked. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2741 Before you criticize the book, remember that you are a figment of my imagination! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2742 PETA demands retributive justice for Jurassic Park. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2743 Hello there, I’m here on behalf of the Dragons for Representation Society in order to express our concern about your book’s failure to pass the Bech-Tail test. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2744 Does the word "libel" mean anything to you? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2745 How did you capture me so perfectly? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2746 Let's hope she can write herself out of this one... 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2747 No, I simply do not have time to carve my signature in a stone tablet! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2748 I really like your recipe for pulled pterodactyl! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2749 That look! The dragon is going to fart! Somebody has to warn those people in the queue. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2750 How often do I get to buy a book of cave drawings. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2751 No. Read the sign. It says MEET the author. MEET the author. Next, please. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2752 I've been in this line for 66 million years,the least you can do is personalize it. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2753 Funny — I thought you’d be taller. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2754 Wait- I thought this was a book-singeing event. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2755 Life happens: read the book, eat the author 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2756 Don't worry, I've done enough off these to know how to spell Kaiju 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2757 Hwæt?" Oh,very original 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2758 Yeah, well if you refuse to sign I know a certain author who will become extinct, too. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2759 Would it be good blackened? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2760 Although it's historically inaccurate, I agreed to drag my tail to land this bit. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2761 Get out of my chair. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2762 This is the last time I use a cliché like “meet your maker”... 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2763 the winner always rewrites history, it was MY gold, MY castle, MY property. So stand your ground only works for humans? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2764 You'll be hearing from my lawyer, who's also real, by the way. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2765 Oh, I thought it said "eat the author". 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2766 I'm sorry, I thought it said EAT the author. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2767 I'm just saying, the protagonist and I have similar reactions to stress. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2768 If you were really serious about cancel culture you’d have at least mentioned that meteor! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2769 So this isn’t the queue for ‘author meat’? My bad. Wrong bookshop. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2770 Guess who is back!! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2771 Do you validate parking? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2772 I almost went extinct waiting for you. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2773 You promised to keep your source confidential. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2774 I've been waiting for a book like this for ages. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2775 You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting in this line. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2776 Frankly, I was disappointed by the culturally insensitive stereotypes. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2777 I cried like a baby 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2778 So I see. But all of my research said that you were extinct. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2779 I thought we agreed not to tell anyone... 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2780 No! I am not Donald Trump! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2781 The Dinosaurs Are Back 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2782 Your book changed my life. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2783 You really do have to arrive early to be the first. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2784 Critics of the "Dragon Slayer" series turned out to be more dangerous to her career than the author initially thought. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2785 It's one thing to deny our affair...it's another thing to make me out to be some sort of monster! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2786 You said I'd be the hero in this edition! 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2787 So now that you’re a famous author, you just want to abandon our children? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2788 I just want you to know, I don’t agree with your ending. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2789 The lover you described with "intensely bad breath" in chapter 12 was based on ME, wasn't he... 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2790 I like your old stuff better than your new stuff. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2791 I never anticipated my work might revive resentment among readers aged 65 million years and older. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2792 Side-eye all you want; no personalized autographs. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2793 I want to get back into the novel It is too scary out here 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2794 Excuse me. You’re in my seat. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2795 Maybe "Dinosaurs Suck" was a bad title. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2796 You'll be hearing from my lawyers, Miss All-Characters-Herein-Are-Fictional! 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2797 Oh yeah?! You lady-long-arms? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2798 I would like to debate your Asteroid-Extinction theory, loser gets eaten. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2799 Couldn't you start a couple of minutes early? I've been waiting for 10 million years! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2800 Harriet did not expect a visit from the Plagiasaurus 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2801 Yes, this is a mascot costume, but I still don't think you should pass yourself off as an expert on the Jurassic if you haven't spent time there. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2802 ...And don't give me that "the dragon was a composite character" hogwash. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2803 The nerve. Calling me a psycho? I just didn't like Tokyo! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2804 ‘I was expecting a troll...’ 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2805 I’m not here to meet the author. I’m here to EAT the author! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2806 How come I'm always the bad guy? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2807 Is the gift wrapping waterproof? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2808 Seriously? I am not the monster you portrayed me as. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2809 Yes, I've been waiting THAT long to discuss your evolutionary theory. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2810 Hi Mommy! I thought you were in Tokyo! 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2811 You PROMISED not to write a tell all book! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2812 I don't like being labeled 'extinct.' 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2813 My short forearms were my downfall... Says who? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2814 Are you paying with cash or a credit card. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2815 I'm sure MY invitation said "Eat the author". 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2816 I guess you forgot my cousin is a libel attorney. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2817 Is this some kind of a joke? I skipped lunch for this. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2818 But I'm telling you, they don't make a mask in my size. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2819 Could you phrase your roar as a question, please? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2820 Stop salivating. It says MEET the author. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2821 They say you shouldn't meet your heroes. It's the villains you have to worry about. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2822 My Bad - I though the invite said, "Eat the Author" 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2823 It's 2 pm, where's the meat? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2824 I thought it said "EAT the author" Grrr. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2825 I've never met a dragon in person either. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2826 Are you seriously claiming that the big-headed Stegosaurus named Steve with the commitment issues isn't based on me, Sheila? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2827 Nah, I’m your second biggest fan, Nessie can’t leave the water. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2828 I don't really read, but can I get your number? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2829 And to top it off, I did not like the way you villianized an entire species. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2830 Your use of human language to convey ideas makes me feel unsafe. The only reason I don't burn down this bookstore is that it would contribute to global warming which disproportionately affects lizards and is therefor racist. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2831 In the extremely unlikely event of there being a sequel, I'd appreciate if you didn't refer to us as 'Lizard Brained' . 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2832 Why do you want me to sign the book? You are already in it. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2833 You mis-quoted me! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2834 Don't you remember me, Doris? Paris, summer of 2009? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2835 It’s a real page-burner. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2836 Do you even own a thesaurus? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2837 I've been collecting rejections for 66 million years. Who's your agent? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2838 Your book tasted great. 1.2174 0.05951 92 79 6 7
2839 We both know this belongs under non-fiction! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2840 Are you still willing to bet your life that we have to small a brain to be a significant danger? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2841 Well this is awkward. I heard "eat the author". 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2842 Maybe “Godzilla: The Unauthorized Biography” was a bad idea. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2843 Just sign it "It's not always about you". 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2844 Now about that extinction date you published . . . 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2845 When the character you decided to cut from your follow up work shows up at the book signing...awkward. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2846 I have an issue with how I was portrayed. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2847 Feeling like you were pretty flexible with the truth 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2848 Your inner demons really resonated with me 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2849 I’ve a problem with this “walnut “ business. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2850 Look, I’m just saying, not ALL dragons. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2851 ‘yeah, I’m in your book and you didn’t get clearance rights... who do I see about that?’ 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2852 An asteroid? In a children's book? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2853 Hello lady, seems like you might need the The-Saurus after all. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2854 Make it out to “the last person I should’ve written out in chapter 5” 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2855 Tragically, Puff's pathetic reptilian visual acuity saw 'eat' instead of 'meet' for J.K. Rowling's final but tasty signing. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2856 I came earlier 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2857 Just make it out to "Thesaurus Rex." 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2858 Look, suppose I just made YOU up. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2859 I was told this was a meet and eat. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
2860 Now do you see that T-Rex wasn’t the top of the food chain! 1.2135 0.04512 89 73 14 2
2861 I have the feeling this queue will drag on. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2862 I don't know, but I heard him say something about her signing an NDA. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2863 Where are all my damn royalties? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2864 Please make it out to -Piatnitzkysaurus Jr . Oh the P is silent 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2865 DOGzilla? Really? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2866 Who sold you the rights to mt life story? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2867 I have more of a comment than a question. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2868 Oh come on... pretending I don’t exist. That extinction thing is fake news! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2869 Visual evidence of a privileged white woman after being forced to wait more than five minutes in line. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2870 I've had enough of your inflammatory remarks. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2871 This may be a Poetic moment.” 1.2135 0.05293 89 76 8 5
2872 Hello. I think you’re my Mother. I can see the resemblance, how about you? Any chance I can score a free book? Yes? Awesome! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2873 I find your portrayal of fire-breathing dragons to be inflammatory, to say the least! I'm very hot about it! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2874 You misrepresented me! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2875 Is this the line for Covid testing? 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
2876 listen, i'm sorry to just show up like this, but i really thought we connected over dinner the other night. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2877 Our relationship wasn’t *that* awful, Susan! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2878 Oh just sign it to an activist against anti-dragon propaganda. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2879 Surely, Madam, you realize that dinosaurs and humans were not alive at the same time!! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2880 You looking for a new agent? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2881 That imagination you have explains the number of people in line! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2882 My mistake; I thought I was lining up for "meat", the author. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2883 Urrgh. I thought it said 'Eat the Author'. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2884 I can't believe you wrote about our affair! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2885 ...but wouldn't you agree that to use it as a metaphor for extinct reduces the multiple identities of our diverse group? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2886 Your depiction of my actions was deplorable. Expect a defamation lawsuit from my attorney. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2887 Darn, I thought this was "Eat the author." 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2888 I dispute your claim that I'm extinct. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2889 I’d like you to sign my copy of, “I Feel So Alone” 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2890 I have to say I’m disappointed with your dipiction of the gender roles of my species 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2891 I really think @ophra.winfey should pick this for the next book club. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2892 Your storyline about human extinction was kind of a reach, don’t you think? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2893 I hope you’ll recommend it to your friends. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2894 Somebody should have eaten a Snickers. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2895 I just devoured your last book! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2896 Being well versed in 'Jurassic Park' doesn't make you qualified to speak on behalf of my species 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2897 The line for angry fans starts over there. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2898 'I'm sorry' doesn't undo a night of children crying because they thought their father was extinct. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2899 He wants a part in her next book 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2900 Sign these 5 and you will live. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2901 JK Rowling is signing books here tomorrow. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2902 My name is Puff and I want you to tell me what did you do with my little buddy Jackie Paper?" "If you don't tell me right now, things are going to get very hot in here! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2903 Everyone says hers works are timeless. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2904 Damn it, I was *specifically told* it was an *eat* the author event! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2905 You said you'd never tell! And now you tell All! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2906 Talk about thin skinned! 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2907 Why do you say print books will go the way of dinosaurs? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2908 Allow me to show you how wrong you were when wrote that I was not a carnivore, 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2909 Sorry. I just don’t understand the premise. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2910 After your talk, I'm going to eat you - that's what we do, you know. 1.2093 0.06215 86 75 4 7
2911 The photos weren't very flattering. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2912 It wasn't until they read chapter 4 where you called me a carnivore that they all started nicknaming me "Hannibal"... Where did that come from??? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2913 Are you the Dragon Lady? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2914 Godzilla smash if you no write more wizard books! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2915 2 pm is eons too late. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2916 Yes, but it is only 1:55 PM. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2917 I have even heard on good authority that I was dead. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2918 Just sign it 'To Rex...'. I think your novel is timeless. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2919 Plot devices have feelings too, you know. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2920 Do you have anything about people? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2921 I’ve read your stuff. You’ve got it all wrong. I can’t fly. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2922 A stunning example of the modern day velocireader. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2923 I loved your autobiography; it made me feel a lot less extinct. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2924 Oh. O, now i’ll Have to change my theory. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2925 Look, Trojan Dinosaur, remind my competitors that I earned the #1 spot. Take a copy as a gift. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2926 I hear he's a big fan. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2927 Donald confronts his niece Mary over her book and lack of sharpies for signing it 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2928 do you remember me? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2929 I thought your book was delicious 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2930 Monster Dearest, hmmp, please, is this what I get for raising you 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2931 After a rough day at work, Wendy was ready to bite someone’s head off. The chance to end the day on good note was right in front of her. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2932 I don’t care how long ago it was, you need to be fair and balanced. No one saw that astroid coming. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2933 I have a question. Well, it’s more of a comment, really— 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2934 It's LizARD, accent on the ARD. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2935 Dumb! I read the review! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2936 I've been waiting a long time for this series and I wasn't happy with the ending. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2937 I believe I have been grossly misrepresented in many of your books. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2938 Not everyone was a fan of "How to Train Your Dragon." 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2939 I've been waiting 65 Million years to meet you. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2940 From one relic to another 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2941 It says meet,not eat. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2942 Do my arms look long enough to have strangled Penelope? I think not! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2943 That was a great autobiography - warts and all." 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2944 How does he hold the book where his eyes can see it with those little arms? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2945 Your book was no fantasy. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2946 Yeah hi, just collecting my royalties dear. I'm the protagonist. 1.2069 0.04518 87 72 13 2
2947 The president of Dinosaurs Matter is angry at the anachronistic portrayal of dinosaurs in chapter 4. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2948 What's your friend's name? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2949 You authors are all the same, writing dragon stereotypes and perpetuating misconceptions about our lizard culture. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2950 Yes, it felt like I was waiting eons and eons in this line. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2951 Since when are you the authority on dinosaurs! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2952 Your book was very tasty. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2953 He thought he heard someone say "Eat the Author." 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2954 Oops. My bad. I thought that said "eat" the author. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2955 To you, the main character's a perky paleontologist who solves crimes and finds love. To me, she's desecrating my ancestor's bones. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2956 No lady—I’m Vnorlax, Devourer of Worlds. Who the hell are you? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2957 On this day and age, don’t you think we, too, deserve to have a happy ending? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2958 I have quite the bone to pick with you... 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2959 Well, it's 2 p.m. in MY era! 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2960 Do you like cheese? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2961 Did you just call me a thesaurus? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2962 I was hoping to discuss your argument that mass extinction was for the best. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2963 I came to show that bookstores aren’t dinosaurs 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2964 Looks like the author failed to credit him in the acknowledgments. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2965 Wrong! You just want to sell books. I don’t have small hands. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2966 I find you writing from the perspective of a magical creature very problematic. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2967 I can't read myself--would you please sign it for my daughter? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2968 He's on time, if you don't count the 100 million years. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2969 You better give me a nicer role in the next series! Or.. I will burn you. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2970 If you are looking for fame in your life, good luck to you! May I remind you that even I, a behemoth reigning on earth, received only posthumous fame? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2971 Grrrrrrr. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2972 What? Are you surprised to see your publisher at your first signing? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2973 I don't care that it's 2:01 p.m., I've waited ages to meet you. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2974 Let me tell you, the switch to audiobooks has been revolutionary for me. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2975 Yes, I know it's only 1:55; but I've already been waiting quite a while. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2976 I wish to speak to the manager about how my kind was represented in your book. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2977 Loved it - but wasn't the big meteor a bit far-fetched? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2978 Well I heard eat the author event. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2979 Can you start early? There is an extinction event happening at 4! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2980 What do you mean, “makes Jurassic Park look like Bambi”? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2981 Of COURSE I modeled the evil dragon on him. But who'd have thought he could read? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2982 Why did you think “St. George: A hero for our times” was outrage neutral? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2983 I see you're all fired up to meet me. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2984 SHE HAS A DIVERSE FOLLOWING... 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2985 Would you like me to sign it or will you just eat it here? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2986 Can you sign it "to the King of the Monsters" , please? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2987 How dare you make that wizard the hero of my story! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2988 This was an inflammatory topic! 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
2989 Sorry, JK Rowling was last week. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2990 I heard one critic call you a “dinosaur.” 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2991 I am a lot scarier than your book describes! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2992 He’s angry. Burned his copy with one exhale. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2993 You need to apologize for your pervasive use of "dinosaur" to disparage anything and anyone. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2994 I liked your earlier writings. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2995 I wonder if he'll wait another 250 million years for the movie to come out. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2996 Frankly, I didn’t appreciate your narrow portrayal of the giant lizard species.” 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2997 I've been extinct for 200 million years. I guess fifteen minutes more won't make that much difference. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2998 Triceratops? TRICERATOPS?? You need a new editor! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2999 “If you have a moment, I’m with ‘Dragon Lives Matter’” 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3000 Barney, Barbey, Barney. Come on Mildred what's he got that I ain't got? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3001 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3002 I suppose that I can have the dragons survive in the sequel. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3003 "I think I'm in the wrong line. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3004 I've devoured everything you've written! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3005 It’s “meet”, not “meat”... 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3006 I wanted to let you know your last travelogue on Japan was woefully misinformed. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3007 I just wish you would stop talking about the reptilian brain, already. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3008 You made so many mistakes. To begin with, we are all vegetarians 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3009 What do you mean, "There are no dragons"? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3010 Can you make it out to 'My favorite amargasaurus'? Spelled exactly as it sounds. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3011 He must have read the negative review that said the author was a dinosaur. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3012 I’ve been a fan for a very, very long time. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3013 That tattoo looks nothing like me... 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3014 Your chapter on the Tokyo affair was a bit over the top, don't you think? 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
3015 And you lifted Chapter Six verbatim from my master's thesis! 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
3016 Dammit. I thought this was "Eat the Author." 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3017 Can I help you break a few spines?” 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3018 So how does yur extiction theory explain me! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3019 Probably one too many Jurassic novels! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3020 Sorry Mary, but Trump sent me here to eat all the copies of "“Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man.” 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3021 Wait a second! You mean she wasn't eaten at the end? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3022 I want to know why my kind were not included in "Sapiens." 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3023 To be honest ma'am I didn't buy your book because I can't reach it, or even read, really. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3024 Would you like me to inscribe it to your descendants? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3025 When Godzilla learns to read. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3026 2 p.m. ?? I already ate his agent, now I have to wait 'til 2 eat him too ? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3027 Danm your deepest fears. I didn't authorize the use of my name in the book ! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3028 I was hoping you could fix me up with a nice Thesaurus 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3029 No, sorry - it’s ‘meet’ the author, not ‘eat’ the author. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3030 For Pete’s sake, it’s 1:59. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3031 Can you just sign it, "to Micropachycephalosaurus with love". 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3032 Guess what? Dragons can read. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3033 The chapter on the Lizard People is complete fiction! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3034 2pm?!? I'll be extinct by then! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3035 The name's Rex, R-E-X, and I've been a fan for 66 million years 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3036 Make it out to Phyllis. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3037 Who cares if Godzilla got killed in the end? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3038 I enjoy a novel that spans over 140 million years. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3039 It's never too late for a rewrite. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3040 I must say I'm pretty upset you made assumptions about my pronouns. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3041 Listen, mammal, Rex is a last name, not a first name. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3042 You and I both know it is about me, and I'm telling you, you got both my genus and my species wrong! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3043 Back in the '70's, you and your gang meddled, and I'm still paying for it. You know how hot it is in this suit? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3044 Slain? I thought you said I'd be the pro-dragonist! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3045 Do I look 65 million years old to you? 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
3046 The author's not coming......... I ate him by mistake. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3047 What part of book burning do you not understand? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3048 Could to inscribe your book to Godzilla? Please? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3049 I'm sorry, Mam, but your portrayal of St. George was so unfair - he was a BULLY! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3050 You were mistaken in your chapter on the extinction of the dinosaurs. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3051 As one old fossil to another, the book reads like a sedimentary rock. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3052 Your insight into the pending "sixth extinction" is something we can all learn from. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3053 Why are your scaly green characters always narrowly sketched negative masculine stereotypes? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3054 And at these prices you won't get many more Stegasaur's in here, either. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3055 Just make it out to Ty before I grow extinct. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3056 I brought him along because for some reason I thought James Patterson was the author today. 1.2069 0.03521 87 74 11 2
3057 Cretaceous romances are becoming very popular. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3058 Just write: 'To Rex, You Beast!' on all five, please. I'm an eBay seller. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
3059 Opps, I thought it said "Eat the author 2 PM." 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3060 Even Dragons are coming out to get her autograph because of her title: "Dragon lives Matter!" 1.2069 0.04051 87 73 12 2
3061 I disagree with the cover blurb '.. the Jurassic Park of cook books.' 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3062 I could just eat you and your delicious writing. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3063 His reptilian brain read it as, "Eat the author at 2 PM." 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3064 Believe me, I know how books feel. Everyone wants battery operated dinos these days. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3065 I thought the advertisement said: "Eat the Author" 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3066 I thought it was "Meat - the Author" book signing. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3067 No, we all do not like being called, "Dino" 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3068 The time when Godzilla meets one of his favourite authors at the right time. 1.2069 0.05076 87 74 9 4
3069 You're late. Do you know how long I've been waiting? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3070 Your book Troglodyte Memoir made me think we might share a leaf on caveman.com." 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3071 Hi, I'm with the Dragon Anti-Defamation League! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3072 For once I'd like to be pigeonholed as the nice guy. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3073 Just a minute, the sign outside said "Eat The Author." 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3074 I misunderstood—I thought I'd be able to "eat" the author. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3075 Why is it so amazing that we reptiles have always loved to read? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3076 You know, there weren't a lot of female authors back in my day. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3077 Next novel, she promised herself, she would spring for the Deluxe marketing package 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3078 Validate my parking" "No 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3079 You titled your book, "Puff the Magic What!!" 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3080 Disappointed, yes. In my world it’s Eat the Author. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3081 You SAID I would be written as a SYMPATHETIC character. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3082 Jurassic Park Rangers- The sequel had a certain taste that was popular with the early man-eaters. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3083 can you make it out to tiny? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3084 Books on extinction are on aisle 3. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3085 I have been waiting a long, long time, dig me? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3086 Make it out to "Big Hands Rex". 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3087 Just because my brain is tiny doesn't make me deplorable. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3088 Quite a coincidence that the “evil” dragon is named Karl, Larissa. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3089 Darn it... I thought the poster said, “Eat the Author”! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3090 In the next one, how about I slay you? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3091 I also write but I haven't evolved to your level. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3092 You know we're just big lizards that walk around. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3093 Sure glad to see you. I hate standing in lines. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3094 It's going to be hell if I don't get my royalties soon 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3095 I give up, why can't you hear a pterosaur when he goes to the bathroom? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3096 I thought this event was to "eat" the author. Best you sign these copies for my family now. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3097 Do you have an audio book version given my short arms 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3098 I eat up every word you write! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3099 I appreciate your formative Paleocene pieces, but I’m a big fan of your Late Cretaceous work. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3100 By 2 P.M., I'll be extinct and you'll still be waiting for the CSPAN crew to show up. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3101 I just devour humanism. 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
3102 In chapter 12 you claim that we were not eliminated by an asteroid but by bad dietary choices. I'm here to prove you wrong. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3103 Mary, too much but not enough of what? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3104 You're prehistoric Sir no refunds 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3105 No, I'm a Brontësaurus. And I believe you're sitting in my chair. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3106 Oops, my mistake. I thought it was "Meat the Author 2 PM. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3107 Is it available in tablet form? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3108 Finally, I thought I’d never get to lunch. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3109 Would you consider going into MASS murder mysteries? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3110 My book club just loved your last novel. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3111 You're chapter on 'vanquishing your dragons' was just what I needed. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3112 Crème brûlée, bananas Foster, cherries jubilee....Your new cookbook really hits the 'sweet spot' in my dessert repertoire! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3113 Have you tried reading it on a Kindle? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3114 The Zipperumpazoo was not happy with the book's portrayal of it biting children. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3115 I’ve been in line for a long time! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3116 woah holy shit im a dragon lmao awesome 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3117 I just wanted you to see I'm not the beast you make me out to be. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3118 I thought the occasion was "EAT the author!" 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3119 Please make these out "To Pisanosauridea Thyreophora Ceratopsia Hadrosauridae - Best Wishes" 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3120 No, I didn't actually read your book, I just wanted to meet the author. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3121 Can you make it out to “The Evil Dragon”? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3122 He really ate up the story, didn’t he? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3123 Prehistoric? No,I think you have the wrong line. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3124 Just sign it "Good Luck Dino." I have to hurry back to the park 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
3125 The Majesty of Meteors?! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3126 I'll take any extras you can spare. They're delicious! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3127 Regardless of your being on the NYT Bestseller list, madam you are no Tolkien !! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3128 You're doing okay for a neophyte, but watch out for asteroids." 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3129 Isn't once upon a time a bit over used? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3130 So you don't believe we survived? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3131 First of all, I’d never say “roar”... 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3132 Are you the Jurassic Park author? ‘Cuz Spielberg never heard about me 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3133 Really? King Kong ,that's the level headed guy you left me for? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3134 How dare a non-thyreophoran attempt to write about my lived experience. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3135 Eeeeh your ‘Paleo’ diet was different than how I remember it 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3136 I have been waiting so long for the next book in the series, I am ready to start spitting fire. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3137 Get in line, people, I've been queueing since prehistoric times! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3138 Your work has really evolved 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3139 So I’m wondering if you had any advice on writing a book if my arms can’t reach the page? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3140 Why do you always cast us as the scary guys? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3141 It's argggg, not arkkkkk! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3142 Also: reducing the character to a passive-agressive psycothic flamethrower doesn’t fairly depict our core personality and... 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3143 Hey, lady! I’d like a few of your bones to pick! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3144 Extinct?! Your story is a sham! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3145 Can you make it out to Little Jackie? 1.2069 0.06148 87 76 4 7
3146 Your writing is incredible, Thesaurus is a big fan! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3147 They told me this would be an Eat and Greet! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3148 Yes, I’d like to discuss my issue with your use of the word ‘non-fiction.’ 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3149 I'm here for the 'Paleo Diet For The Ages' book signing. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3150 Why do you always give us a bad rap? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3151 Would you please Kindle these? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3152 You didn’t mention side effects. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3153 I just devour books, but you're wholly misinformed interpretation of my role in the Cretaceous period, gave me severe indigestion. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3154 'I REALLY don't like your new stuff.' 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3155 Sorry, I am here because I was told you were an "old dinosaur". 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3156 Living with a Monster-the Autobiography are you serious?!" 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3157 I want to discuss some assumptions you've made about the Stegosauria family. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3158 It's so unfair that people keep labeling your books as fantasy. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3159 I followed your recipe to the letter! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3160 I only come out of quarantine to go to the library, buy books, and buy groceries! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3161 It's for my grand-dino. Her name is Doris. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3162 Murray, you're my editor. When you wait in line for a signature it's entirely too obvious. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3163 Sorry, this book is about inner demons only. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3164 Well, It looks like YOU have been hiding under the covers all this time! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3165 You know who to make it out to, Brenda. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3166 I ain't 'Puff', and it's NOT magic! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3167 The love scenes were smokin’ but their breakup just slayed me. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3168 Open your eyes, I do exist. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3169 And finally ...a real Lizard Monster would NEVER openly weep! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3170 Well, at no point did I specify that Hermione wasn't a Stegosaurus. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3171 in book 7, when Xelro mates with Kizanyr the Winged Death— the sex is, uh… you totally sanitize it. in your next book, the community needs to see way way more tailing, taloning, breath play, findom, vagina dentata – which we have – wing weights, 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3172 I'm very pleased that you liked my fight with Kong. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3173 I just don't think your main character was all that believable in the way he was written. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3174 Before you even ask ... I don’t know where Pete is. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3175 As the subject of the book, you should've at least acknowledged me. 1.2045 0.06082 88 77 4 7
3176 Write it out to Rex. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3177 Sorry I eat it while waiting. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3178 I just don't get why you'd call it fantasy fiction. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3179 What if it misread the sign as eat the author. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3180 I recognized myself in your story 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3181 You need to patch things up with Dad. He's in hospice and doesn't have much time. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3182 All the herbivores get credit mention? What was I--chopped liver? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3183 Just write, 'To my biggest fan.' 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3184 Remarkably small brain, you say? Lucky for you, madam, I am an herbivore. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3185 Dinosaurs are in Section D. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3186 Um, it's not for me. It's for my friend, the Princess. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3187 It really needed a trigger warning for mass extinction 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3188 200,000 DEATHS?! You are fake news. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3189 Hello, yes, I have some questions about your book on feathered dinosaurs. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3190 Hi. First of all, excellent book. I just have a quick question. I wanted to point out that the metaphor, in chapter 6, with the grapes, with the bowl of grapes, reminded me of Proust. Like an homage to Proust. Like the character was reconnecting with memories of her nan through the plastic grapes, but they’re not the real grapes her nan fed her as a child, they’re plastic, right...? So, like, even our memories are artificial, mediated, irretrievable. I thought that was very interesting and I wanted to point it out. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3191 It’s better than Wikipedia, but you’ve made a panoply of classist assumptions. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3192 ...so he kills the Mother of Dragons and I just fly away. Can you believe that? I was hoping you were available for a rewrite. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3193 Obviously just changing a few names wasn't enough! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3194 Even the dragon in Lord of the Rings got a part in the movie. Why didn't I? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3195 I guess you can imagine how long I’ve been waiting in line. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3196 It was 1:58 and Barbara was a stickler for rules. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3197 Would it kill you to make me multidimensional?" 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3198 You threw shade on us 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3199 Look who bought as many copies as his "tiny little arms" could carry! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3200 I'm here to fix your flawed encyclopedia entry. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3201 Micheal Crichton is at 3:00 pm. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3202 You'll agree that if you were not, as you claim, a dragon yourself, then your book would be blatant cultural appropriation? 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3203 Do you have an antidote to your potion on page 171? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3204 Yes, proposing "cancel culture" as a cause for extinction is a novel theorem. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3205 Really! Dragons are vicious? I'll show you vicious, author! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3206 We could be hit by an asteroid waiting for you to answer her question. 1.2000 0.03853 85 74 8 3
3207 I deplore the anti-dragon bigotry of your writing, but on the plus side, your signed first editions do sell well on the internet. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3208 Michael Crichton unexpectedly sent his assistant to handle his latest book signing. His fans were understandably upset. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3209 Why didn't you call me? I know all the best primary sources. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3210 Ah geez...I thought it said "Eat the author" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3211 Yes. I’m a regular here. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3212 I've waited centuries to meet you.Ma'am. Your research was excellent with a few errors. We actually are carnivorous. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3213 Your thriller novels are great, but every time I gasp, I have to buy a new copy. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3214 As a matter of fact, yes, I did feel that some of your dragon metaphors were rather tone-deaf and overall problematic. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3215 It’s two o’clock somewhere. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3216 I took your writing class at City College, but I still can't get my prehistorical fiction published. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3217 No... no... NO. You just don't get it! It's "Karen" with a "C". 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3218 Your theory of extinction is a big hoax. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3219 Not a fan of your metaphors. Do I STILL look outdated to you? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3220 Wait a minute, none of them have thumbs! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3221 I got a recipe or two you could use for your next paleo cookbook. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3222 WHERE DO WE EAT THIS "ARTHUR"? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3223 But I am the author! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3224 ...and that's why you pushing the 'fire-breathing' stereotype disappoints our community 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3225 Stop tearing down trees so people can read your soft porn 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3226 Eat Like A Caveman?! I was told I’d get to eat a caveman! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3227 Well mister crabby pants, those teeth are not helping your argument. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3228 Why do you claim that we died out? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3229 Excuse me, ma'am, can you please point me to the nearest restroom?" 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3230 I'm here to "meat" the author. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3231 Big fan 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3232 Your implicit bias against people like me is positively antediluvian! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3233 The New Yorker critic is here? I'm impressed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3234 She suddenly realized that she probably should have agreed to have the book translated into Stegosaurian. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3235 I'll wait. The paperback comes out in 200,000 years. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3236 I'm still waiting for my share of the royalties! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3237 I told you they weren’t extinct 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3238 You made me feel seen. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3239 This is the bookstore. The asteroid show is at the planetarium next door. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3240 No you can't eat the Author! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3241 You dare to put me in a fairy tale? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3242 I took way too much LSD 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3243 I’ve been waiting 65 million years for this chance! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3244 T is not for pterodactyl ! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3245 Now you've done it -- you left me out of the credits in Chapter 3. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3246 I am not just a meat eater. I love my vegetables! 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3247 I call it Plagiarism! I had the same plot line 200 million years ago! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3248 We're not extinct! How can you write that! ...wait, where are my kids? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3249 I'm sure your mother will love it. Now is 'Rawr' spelled with two r's or three? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3250 Why won't you sign this? It's me, Puff... you know, the magic dragon. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3251 My people are the original victims of colonialism! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3252 The "Gozilla: I was a Teenage Monster" signing is around the corner. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3253 I've been called many things Sheila, but a "Dino-whore" crosses the line. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3254 Your writing took me right out of the Triassic period. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3255 I see you are a voracious reader but no appetizers will be served at today's event. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3256 I have waited 65 million years for this moment. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3257 Thank you! No one has ever written with such sensitivity about us. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3258 1. We need 100 more copies for our dragon, please. He found your chapter on "Edible Vertebrates" irresistable! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3259 Traffic in Honahlee? 1.2000 0.04965 85 75 5 5
3260 Why would you ask if I was from Japan? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3261 Meet. With an M. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3262 Please sign the copy, “To Mothra with love.” 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3263 Her book is about the Age of Dinosaurs. He didn't like the way it ended. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3264 I've heard it's a great book about cold-blooded murderers. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3265 How dare you write about prehistoric culture from a feminist, cisgender, intersectional perspective! 1.2000 0.05988 85 74 5 6
3266 Just because I wrote it centuries ago, doesn't mean you can plagiarize without giving me credit. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3267 " I'm sorry if you misread the sign , but it distinctly reads "meet not eat the author 2pm" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3268 As President of Intellectual Dinosaurs of North America, I want to invite him to speak to our club. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3269 That was years ago. Right now I’m nothing like the way you described me in the book. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3270 My apologies... I wasn’t aware of your progressive feminist faction. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3271 Charles is never going to believe this 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3272 Frankly, the whole thing seemed more like science fiction. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3273 I already told you we've got Clooney for the lead in the film version. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3274 Put me back in those pages, please. 2020 is not amusing. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3275 I’m sorry you couldn’t relate. The intended readers were young people under 1 million years old. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3276 I heard these guys can’t read the letter M. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3277 Start confessing how you tried to have them lock me in solitary forever or you're dinner! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3278 On a scale of 1 to ten, how do you think you captured my story? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3279 I have bone to pick with you about that portrayal of the Jurassic period. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3280 I perceive that you are a sympathetic soul, since you are a literary dinosaur. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3281 You’re going to pay for unexpectedly killing off my mother, you monster! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3282 Its noon!! You know who I am and how long I have waited for this Ms. Paleontologist. Sign the book!!! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3283 You didn't even spell my name right! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3284 I gotta a bone to pick and it's not a Jurassic bone, it's a Triassic bone! GET IT RIGHT LADY! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3285 Your book called your old characters dinosaurs! That's not only age-ist, it's specie-ist! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3286 No, you're going to have to buy a book before I can sign it for you. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3287 His reviews concentrate on taste. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3288 I thought I told you not to use me as inspiration for your next book Diane. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3289 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3290 I just wan’t to know, how they defeat the dragon! That’s all 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3291 I love your books. There's always something you can get your teeth into 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3292 I'm sorry, but the sign clearly says "Meet the Author, not EAT the author" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3293 I resent being typcast as scaly and irritable. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3294 Yes, I'd day my book appeals to older mature readers".... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3295 I'd rawr to know why your archer killed me!? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3296 Trans dragon waits to share gripes at a J.K. Rowling book signing. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3297 I may have thick skin, but 'Flamer' hurt. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3298 I appreciate being in your book but you make me out to be such a monster 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3299 I don't really read...but what are you doing after this? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3300 Make it out to Fluffy. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3301 I told you about my "fire issue" in confidence. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3302 'Jackie Paper, My Journey Back to Honahlee,' and I don't even rate a mention? You've changed, Jackie. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3303 Yes, I'm sure virgins are very, very tasty as you say. It's not that I was going out of my way to malign your species so much as writing to my audience, which does tend to be human. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3304 Thank God service animals are allowed in. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3305 Perhaps I‘ll fare better in your second book. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3306 What? I thought it was "EAT the author!" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3307 Perfect. I'm on my lunch break too. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3308 I like something to dig my teeth into—I feel like the plot could’ve been a little meteor. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3309 Sorry I inflamed your feelings with my «Princess captured by a dragon » tale. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3310 The sign said "Eat the author at 2 pm! " 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3311 I especially like your chapter on resilience. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3312 I know I’m a little older than your usual fan, but can I have an autograph? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3313 You ended with an asteroid? That would *never* happen. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3314 I feel attacked. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3315 Geez, talk about missing the forest for the trees. How secure is your food supply chain? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3316 So I didn’t *love* how you portrayed me in the dungeon scene... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3317 I just wanted to say that I thought your portrayal of Gloxnaxians was completely inaccurate and offensive 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3318 As Marsha stood behind the giant monster in front of her, she wondered “why didn’t I take a cab?” 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3319 I might have a thick skin, but I still bristle at your blatant cultural appropriation. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3320 Just once I’d like to have the dragon be rescued from the princess. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3321 how do I explain the killin of my wify to my boy in page 37? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3322 I have to disguise for the rest of my life, because someone doesn’t “believe in anonymity”! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3323 Your vegan cookbook is 🔥! I'm trying to cut back on eating humans. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3324 I'm actually the first in many lines. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3325 I loved the beginning, but by the end I felt it was kind of draggin’ on. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3326 Your book is fake news man, my cousin never had feathers. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3327 Thanks for writing about us! Dinosaur lives matter! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3328 Would you mind giving me some feedback on this script I’ve been working on? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3329 Can you make it out to my son Daniel? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3330 So you thought you could profit from my life’s story, huh? Over my dead body 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3331 if there isn’t a dedication to me in there, we’ve got a slight problem. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3332 The most interesting thing you'll ever see in a bookstore 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
3333 How dare you writing from a dinosaur's point of view? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3334 Let’s hope being before these humans won’t end up like last time 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3335 Your Book of Spells is quite good but the warnings should be in the front. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3336 In 2020, anything is possible, so a monster in line isn't the craziest thing I've witnessed. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3337 Do you get a break to be lunch? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3338 My god your ugly! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3339 I found my inner dragon,now what? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3340 Why didn't you make me a princess? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3341 You killed off my favourite character! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3342 I'm here to challenge your assertion that dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3343 me and the boys wants a cut of da profits. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3344 Your beef tartare recipe reminded me of my childhood. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3345 It's all slander. My lawyers will be in touch. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3346 I've been waiting so long, I thought I'd go extinct! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3347 You wrote about me being a monster? Try telling that to your fourth ex-husband. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3348 Well, he has had to wait awhile. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3349 M-E-E-T THE author. Not, M-E-A-T OF the author. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3350 I just love your books. They're easy to chew. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3351 I'm having a horrible, no good, very bad 65 mega-annums. Why don't you write about that? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3352 I'd like to discuss your thesis that dragons are wimps. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3353 He's just like he was in the book. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3354 I took offense to the lack of research on your Stegosaurus main character. He would not have devoured other animals. We are vegetarians! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3355 Your description of me in your latest book was not accurate. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3356 No -- S, m, A, U, g! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3357 I thought we agreed that you wouldn't throw me under the bus, Bob. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3358 You don’t think The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is the greatest fantasy trilogy! This has been a waste of my time 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3359 He’s had some wait! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3360 I just eat your books up 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3361 He heard there was an "eat and greet" author event! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3362 That depends, whose asking? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3363 I thought you’d be older. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3364 Oh, I'm sorry. It's not self help? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3365 Sorry, I thought it said "Meat, the author" 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3366 Is this the line for Rage? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3367 Why does the aardvark have to die at the end? Does this store validate parking? My ex-wife and I used to read books together, but then she met that librarian. I'm not good at finger painting, in case you're wondering. My name is Gorblag. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3368 My breath is still bad. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3369 I hope she's on time. I have a reservation at my favorite Italian place later. 1.1975 0.06191 81 71 4 6
3370 Take me back—I’m not the monster I was. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3371 Is anyone going to mention the dragon in the room? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3372 about your creationist theory.. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3373 So.. finally I meet the one who's making money under my unauthorized biography.. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3374 Your fiction slays me. But royalties are nonfiction. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3375 She knew he was angry but unsure if in a distinct way or an extinct way? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3376 Are you the author? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3377 I forgive you. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3378 I feel like I've been standing in this line since the Mesozoic era. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3379 Two humans and an angry dinosaur; it's gonna get remaindered, I just know it! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3380 Your book understates my contribution to the evolution of your president! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3381 I wanna talk to you about chapter 5 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3382 I need a better role in the next novel, or else I'll fire her. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3383 I’ve been on line for 2 million years, could you please open a little early? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3384 I’m sorry. I think you misunderstood. This is for a book signing, not a book dining. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3385 You're back." "Well, you misspelled my genus. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3386 It's offensive to the likes of me and you know that! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3387 Your could have let people know about the asteroid. But no, you just wanted to your book! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3388 Sorry. I thought this was the Eat The Author queue. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3389 Sorry. I thought I heard "Eat the author at 2 p.m." 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3390 I’m here to let you know that your chapter on extinction is way off base. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3391 Can we start already? - I've been waiting for ages. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3392 It's meet,not meat. The invitation is NOT to eat the author. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3393 I loved that you moved to non fiction - the sci fi really stretches credulity. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3394 Death of the Author by Dragon” seem farcical now 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3395 Yes, the printed word is so last-epoch! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3396 All of us in the lizard community really admire your work Ms. Clinton. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3397 he was a fossil the whole time? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3398 So..The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this book are fictitious. No identification with actual persons. Really? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3399 I just wanted to say: you have such a way with words when it comes to disemboweling and feasting on your enemies flesh. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3400 Your latest book really got under my skin! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3401 Theropods are not patient. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3402 Do you have time to talk about the misrepresentation of dinosaurs in your books? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3403 I have been waiting ages for this. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3404 Fine. I'll wait for next week's "Eat the Author." 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3405 I've been waiting here since the Cretaceous, lady! 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3406 Konnichi wa 今日は I am looking for a DVD Box about my life. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3407 Sorry for the mix-up. The book burning is next door. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3408 The picture on page 12 has to go. It doesn't capture my cuddly side. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3409 Just sign it, "To Dino. My old flame." 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3410 I really enjoyed how fleshed out the antagonist was. They weren’t your run of the mill humans who open a zoo. I almost felt sympathetic for them. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3411 I do not think the word 'extinct' means what you think it means. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3412 Just tell me who it was that said book lovers were dinosaurs! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3413 Let’s go already! I’ve been waiting for 8000 years. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3414 Not the time to hear you complain about the ending. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3415 I should be sitting there! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3416 I just wrote the book, I didn't cut down the trees. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3417 I came to eat the author! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3418 I could have sworn the sign said 'Eat the Author'. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3419 If this stereotyping doesn’t stop, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3420 Doris, I left you to take care of my ailing mother, but you make me sound like I’m some kind of a monster. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3421 MEET the author? I'm sorry, I read that wrong. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3422 The way your protagonist coped with change really spoke to me. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3423 David Denniston sent me. He hates your book and suggested I meat the author. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3424 Why didn't you let actual dinosaurs write Dinosaur Dirt? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3425 Here's me thinking you were being rude to the poor little librarian in front of us. Sorry I didn't believe you, honey. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3426 No, I don't read a lot of books about asteroids. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3427 Frankly, I felt unseen and marginalized by your human-centric treatment of dragons, and now I am going to eat you. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3428 I'm terribly sorry I thought it was "eat". 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3429 Stick to what you know. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3430 I found your depiction of dinosaurs to be a little unrealistic. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3431 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3432 Oh, I'm sorry Susan...is this an inconvenient time to renew our battle to the death?? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3433 I am not shooting off at the mouth all the time. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3434 He thought the ad said ‘eat the author’ 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3435 WHY DIDN'T IGET A SEXUAL PARTNER ???? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3436 I love your history book about the 'good old days'. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3437 He completely misunderstood; she was interested in a thesaurus. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3438 Oh I just devoured it ! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3439 YOU COMPLETELY GOT ME WRONG !!!! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3440 I didn't like your portrayal of me in your last book- it was an inaccurate, facile stereotype- and if I wasn't a herbivore, I would eat you right now. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3441 I’m only here because my wife can’t stand well-read herbivores. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3442 Mr. Grumpypants finally meets his maker 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3443 Can you make it out to Persilex the Unrelenting? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3444 You could have at least disguised me as a basilisk! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3445 Make out the first to Lenny the Lanzhousaurus, the second is to Billy Brachytrachelopan, and the third ... 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3446 I hate digital media, don't you? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3447 That's Pelosi...with a "P". Now do it! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3448 Hey, Bud the sign says "Meet'"not "eat." 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3449 As for your politically incorrect commentary on my lair... 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3450 I know it's been well received by the critics, but I haven't heard whether it's fireproof? 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3451 I’m here for Sal. When will HE be arriving? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3452 ‘Totally off the record,’ you said. ‘Just between two committed fans, you said. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3453 Grumpy? Yeah, lady, I am a little grumpy; it is 4am Honahlee time! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3454 Oh, I'm sorry -- I thought the sign said 'eat.' 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3455 Since N'yer wasn't able to present a funny cartoon this week, #724, why should we readers attempt a funny caption? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3456 I thought the ad said “Eat & Greet” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3457 So... I take it this is not the 'Eat The Author' event?! The guys at work really got me good this time. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3458 Yeah, I am a Potusaraptor...and it seems like days since I've been waiting for Woodward to get back from that lunch break... 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3459 Because of books like yours people treat us like monsters" 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3460 Your portrayal of dinosaurs was so Hollywood. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3461 I simply devoured your other book 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3462 Can you make it out to Mr. Hob-gobble Saurus, please? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3463 Sorry, I thought that sign was "Eat the Author". 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3464 You made my character come to life - now feed me! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3465 I FIND YOUR BOOK VERY READABLE-I MEAN EDIBLE! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3466 I've waited 65 million years to meet you. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3467 Sorry, I thought it said, "Eat the author, 2PM" 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3468 To portray ME as a monster when everyone knows you've never been a family favorite... such a disgrace. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3469 Is this the line for Cro-Magnon cookbooks? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3470 Your book made me look like a monster! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3471 By the way, I’ve been waiting 65 million years to meet you. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3472 How many rejections till you got published? I'm also a writer. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3473 I've been waiting centuries to read your book! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3474 Before reading your book 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3475 What do you mean by your book Dinosaurs are extinct! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3476 I wish you people would stop glorifying the meteor. As you can see, the rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated." 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3477 I have a bone to pick with you about your title “ The Extinction of the Dinosaurs” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3478 Aww dang, I thought it said ‘EAT the author.’ 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3479 #ownvoices! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3480 You must be confused. The "Eat the Author" is not until the evening session. 1.1899 0.06261 79 70 3 6
3481 You know absolutely nothing about the Dinosaur psyche and how you finagled a book deal is the greatest mystery in the last 100 million years! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3482 I reminded you that the genre of this book was NON-FICTION! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3483 JK Rowling, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3484 I've been a fan since early days! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3485 I appreciate the proof of my existence you cited on page 54. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3486 Ya gotta put me in the sequel, I need this job 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3487 Your imagery really brought the story to life 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3488 You promised it was a confidential talk! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3489 I have a few choice words concerning your word choices. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3490 I'd be happy to sign your tail but no selfies. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3491 This could turn into a greet & eat author session. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3492 I think the way you characterise dinosaurs as savage predators is lazy stereotyping at its finest. It completely undermines our complexities. I'm just so angry, do you know how hard I am fighting the urge to eat you right now? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3493 I certainly apologize that you were offended when I called the President a “Monster” in my book. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3494 Will you hold spot while I run to the men's room? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3495 Hi. You didn’t reply to my tweets about your book confusing the Jurassic with the Triassic 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3496 I'm not usually in the habit of showing up angry at book signings, but I'd really like to know why you didn't include me in your Prehistoric Animal Anthology." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3497 I’m sorry, I thought it said ‘eat the author,’ not ‘meet.’ 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3498 I hoped my wife had meant ... Meat! - the author 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3499 Can you make it out to my favorite pterodactyl. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3500 It was clearly based on our relationship. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3501 He read it first—ages ago. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3502 I AM the Shy Tyrannosaurus of Cripple Creek! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3503 Never mind. I thought it was "eat the author". 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3504 So not Eat the Author? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3505 I've devoured 12 copies of your book. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3506 'Meet the author?' I was told 'Eat the author'" 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3507 I didn't know my readers were so cold-blooded" 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3508 It’s that chapter where you claim I’m extinct actually. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3509 I've been waiting since 60,000,000 BC. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3510 What, because I'm a giant green lizard, I'm only interested in a book on Japanese history so I can fucking destroy the whole country? Racist piece of shit. I mean, I expected this from a white guy, but a bitch from Chicago? Man, fuck you. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3511 I waited for my turn just like everyone else. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3512 It’s just a slander to say “if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3513 I don’t approve of cultural appropriation. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3514 The way you described me was cruel and cold-blooded! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3515 How the fuck are you here you extinct piece of shit 1.1875 0.06186 80 71 3 6
3516 John was confused. He thought he had heard "Eat The Author." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3517 A word about the “mindless, murderous, nightmare beast” please. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3518 Kind of an ‘in the room where it happened’ moment for a paleontologist 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3519 Larger fonts would be appreciated 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3520 Please dedicate these for my work friends: Rodan, Mothra, Anguirus, Hedorah, and Destoroyah. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3521 Put me in your next book or I will bite your head off. 1.1875 0.06186 80 71 3 6
3522 I distinctly remember hearing a radio commercial that said "come eat the author at 2 p.m." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3523 Suddenly, Cassie and Ragnar locked eyes and realized that they were better off single. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3524 Are you good to eat? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3525 Yes, I saw your little disclaimer - "Any similarities between these characters and persons living or dead is a coincidence." But as you were so fond of pointing out, I'm NOT a person, am I, Patricia? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3526 After 65 million years of time travel, the real author finally arrived. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3527 So you're from that Brontesaurus family of writers, huh? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3528 Why would I buy your book? I haven't bought anything for eons. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3529 The wild thing is here. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3530 I'm tired of being depicted as a fire-breathing, treasure-hoarding monster. Why can't you ever write something positive? 1.1875 0.06186 80 71 3 6
3531 What gave you the impression that T-rex was intimidating? Asking for a friend. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3532 Listen, you got me all wrong in your book I never said any of those things. 1.1875 0.04207 80 67 12 1
3533 Any advice for an aspiring essayist without thumbs? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3534 I wonder if he thinks it means eat the author? 1.1875 0.03599 80 68 11 1
3535 Not All Monsters 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3536 Can't you read? It says "Meet the author", not "Eat the author". 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3537 Don't complain. I told you before that this is my lunch time. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3538 I'll show you historic fiction. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3539 Would you two hush, I'm trying to eat, ... err ahhh, meet her. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3540 ... “I really didn’t like the ending, are you sure you cannot change it now? And, to be completely honest, doesn’t the fact that I’m here mean the ending of your book on the age of the dinosaurs was not even completely accurate? Well, if you cannot re-write the ending, can you at least bring us back in a sequel? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3541 It's been 9 years. What actually happens to me?! #drogon 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3542 No, its obviously Karen with a 'K'!!! I've had enough of this, can I speak to your manager? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3543 I love your previous book ‘Dinosaurs Aren’t Extinct’ it was like you wrote it for me! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3544 Just because you're Associate Professor of Paleontology at Boston College doesn't mean you know anything about *my* mother! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3545 Would you mind? My wallet is in my back pocket. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3546 What didn't you like about the book? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3547 Line was LONG! I'm really DRAGGIN!!! Sorry, uh, can you sign my tail? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3548 He hates happy endings. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3549 I could’ve sworn books were extinct. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3550 Your book really changed me. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3551 No cutting in line. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3552 The bias in your book against all monsters, just because of the actions of Godzilla, is unfair, unjust, and wrong. Monster's lives matter too! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3553 So just what's 'his reptilian brain' supposed to mean 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3554 Can I get the audio version? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3555 I did not like your tone in describing my minority species. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3556 I thought your development of the monster character was derivative. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3557 I voted for u Hillary #2016 never forget 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3558 I just had to meet you, Ms. McCaffrey. Your description of my uncle was spot on. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3559 M-E-E-T, not E-A-T 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3560 I’m here to tell you we don’t always die in the end. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3561 I write literary fiction, not speculative fiction. And no, you can't get a critic's copy free. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3562 I need to talk to you about Chapter 5. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3563 It's much worse to meet your villains than your heroes. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3564 You wrote of our hot, fiery romance in a science-fiction book??!! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3565 So...we're extinct, huh? Well, they all said books would be extinct by now, too! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3566 It's past 2 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3567 So, YOU wrote The Bible! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3568 I don't think he saw the "M" on the sign. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3569 I’m a PhD. Your cerebrum is the size of a pea. I say you’re a predator. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3570 Wait until 2!?! But I’m 65 million years old! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3571 I haven’t had time to read it yet, but I’m a huge fan. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3572 It's Dino. D-I-N-O. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3573 John, I told you I don't want to talk about last night. Next! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3574 Trust me, publishing will be next. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3575 D.A. or B.C. ? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3576 Your book’s assertion that shape-shifting lizard people are secretly controlling the world is racist toward shape-shifting lizard people. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3577 Oi mates! Here we see a rare but beautiful The-Saurus waiting in line for the latest edition of Creationism for Dummies. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3578 Oh! I am so sorry to scare you but you seemed acquainted by the way you depicted contemporary power” 1.1818 0.04970 77 67 7 3
3579 Cuando despertó, el dinosaurio todavía estaba allí." - Monterroso,1959 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3580 Dragon: How do you wirte dragons so well? Authour: I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3581 Yes, I’m sure it’s unprecedented but will you sign a different inscription in each book 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3582 can you tell me which way California is? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3583 you said we were OFF the record 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3584 Eat the author? No, that is at 4 pm. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3585 I never eat before three 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3586 I did not sign away the rights to my life story! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3587 How agents find new authors. (without quotation marks please) 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3588 Dinah Shore? I thought you wrote about dinosaurs. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3589 Please sign it 'to Rex.' 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3590 How about I change back to knight in the sequel? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3591 I'd like the inscription to be mythological. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3592 All I’m saying is you could make books easier to hold and read for those with shorter arms 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3593 I thought it said,Eat 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3594 Your books are rarer than me. What took so long ? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3595 I love these Meets and Eats. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3596 Would you mind terribly to signing five copies? Friends, you know." 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3597 It’s a little embarrassing, but could you perhaps sign my belly? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3598 I waited on this line for 50,000 years so you better take the picture with me. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3599 What do you mean I don't get to make a comeback in 2020? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3600 Gotta be careful about your tell-all revelations. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3601 Isn't this still better than the dream where you've got a final exam and you haven't been to class all semester? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3602 Actually, this particular species has no concept of the letter "M." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3603 The monster community did not appreciate the stereotyping in your book. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3604 H...hi, would you like my signature or some fresh dead skin that I'm happy to spare? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3605 I think he wants the “Meat and Eat”.... not the “Meet and Greet”.. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3606 Would you please sign it, to my friend Dino? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3607 Your books are ignoring people like me... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3608 It's not just you, I have issues with the whole Fantasy genre. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3609 Make it out to Bernice. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3610 I was told your novel would be both visceral and meaty, but all I found within was a well-written crime thriller. I think this goes without saying, but I'd like a refund 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3611 I couldn't wait to find out how the Pleistocene ended. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3612 I'm sorry sir, the sign clearly states 'Meet the Author', not 'Eat the Author'. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3613 OK, I get where men are from. And I get where women are from... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3614 Well it's about time! Do you know how long I've been waiting here?! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3615 How many times do I have to tell you? I wrote the Thesaurus, not one of your friends. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3616 It is five to two. Whaddaya think? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3617 Tell me again it isn't quite two o'clock yet! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3618 I thought someone said eat the author. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3619 Tragically, as it turned out, the name of this event should have been titled 'Meet and Eat the Author'. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3620 How dare you write what it is like from the viewpoint of a monster. That is cultural appropriation. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3621 Don't you dare breathe on her books! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3622 10-4 dinosaur meets the author of “ OK Boomer” 1.1757 0.02623 74 65 8 1
3623 Well, if you don't know how to spell it, just sign it To Steggie. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3624 I thought it said Eat the author 2 PM 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3625 Meat the Author sounded a lot better to me. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3626 2pm?! I’ve been waiting in this queue for 66 million years. 1.1757 0.05039 74 65 6 3
3627 I loved you included recipes specifically for omnivores 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3628 I thought print was extinct. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3629 Sorry, but we are not extinct, and by the way, we are vegetarians. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3630 I thought it read “eat the author” 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3631 The line to "eat the author" is over there! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3632 Just sign it 'In memory of Grendel and his mom,' Ms. Beowulf. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3633 I have questions. When that clock strucks two, I 'll be ready to fire away. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3634 '"I thought the sign said EAT the author." 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3635 Sorry, I misheard, I thought it was eat the author. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3636 You wrote a tell-all? I thought we agreed what happens in Jurassic Park STAYS in Jurassic Park! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3637 'That 'monster from your past' character felt very specific." 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3638 Puff is my father, my name is Drag! 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3639 Catchy title ... Dead and Gone. But we take offense, and you will hear from our lawyer. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3640 Your disclaimer didn't strike me as all that genuine. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3641 Your portrayals of reptiles are stereotyped and insensitive. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3642 So I can count on you for an online review? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3643 I'm out of the closet Susan... your turn. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3644 I don't see my work as pro- or anti- dragon. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3645 You did a good job of capturing my fearsome scales in my bio, but could have said alot more about my glittering green eyes. Just saying." 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3646 What do you mean ‘P.M.’ doesn’t stand for ‘Post Mesozoic’? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3647 Meat: the author 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3648 Stop calling me Puff! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3649 I'm into the Mamalian Perspective . . I think we should all get along . . . 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3650 I know, I know, my arms are short. Just gimme the book already! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3651 That’s PM, not BC. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3652 "I thought we agreed I'd be a co-author." 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3653 I thought this was the line to the buffet. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3654 Maybe he thought it said ‘Eat the Author’ 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3655 I’ll be suing for defamation. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3656 Meet your subject 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3657 I'm sorry, I heard 'eat.' 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3658 Did someone say meat? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3659 It's a homonym, so no - but I can sign a book for you 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3660 Remember me from the "flush it down the toilet" chapter? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3661 The author comes face to face with the troll 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3662 Wow, this takes "Everyone's a critic" to a new level. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3663 I think he was expecting Woodward 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3664 What's two cents a day for 65 Million Years in overdue fees? 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
3665 Oh, I thought it said "Eat the author 2pm" 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3666 Personally, I believe that humanity has regressed since your depiction of the "primitive" Mesozoic era. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3667 Excuse me. I thought it was "EAT the author". 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3668 How long do I have to stand here because I haven't much time left? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3669 It was 1:59pm at the book signing, and the crowd was getting impatient... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3670 Have you ever actually spoken to a Dragon-American? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3671 LGBTQ+D! What were you thinking? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3672 How dare you call this non-fiction! It was pedantic at best and the ending was crap. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3673 Don't you agree the first in line should get a free copy? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3674 So you’re the one who wrote Jurassic Park, huh? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3675 I am not a dinosaur 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3676 This is so embarrassing. I thought the guy out front said, "Eat the author." 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3677 Please sign it, " To Mary, with love and kisses." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3678 Your book inspired my inner Cosplay character. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3679 Before Elephants Were in the Room” by: EggsTea, Inc. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3680 I was a friend of your great great great great great great great grandfather. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3681 I liked the funny books better! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3682 And another thing... That fire breathing nonsense? Not an actual thing we dragons do. C'mon! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3683 Contrary to your thesis, I'm here to tell you 'Magical Thinking' worked for me 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3684 If you can’t read please move out of the line. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3685 Is that an Irish name? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3686 Michelle, I know you told me not to come visit you while you were working, but when I heard you were touring your book I just had to see you. I know- I kn- Okay, I am, I'm backing up. 500 feet? Is that really what it says? I'll just yell then. MICHE- 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3687 How do you reverse the Stegosaurus curse from book three? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3688 The dragon should not have died at the end. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3689 O.K. I breathe fire but did you have to put all that in there about the hoarding? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3690 Some reviews incite, rather than excite, I guess. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3691 I'm here to discuss your promise to 'tell all' 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3692 Sorry, I forgot my glasses and I thought someone said I could "eat" the author . . . 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3693 '' I have a bone to pick with " The Historian " " 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3694 I am NOT just some guy with a strong opinion and a fragile ego! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3695 I only have a million years until the asteroid hits. Please sign the book! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3696 Your depiction of dragons suggests you are a hater. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3697 You have to buy a book if you want to stand there and deny creationism. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3698 ‘You portrayed me as a monster!’ 1.1757 0.04017 74 65 7 2
3699 Actually, the asteroid was really not that big of a deal. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3700 We disagree on the reliability of your narrator. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3701 Billy thinks I’m just an under-the-bed monster. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3702 On a scale of one to ten? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3703 Hi! I’m here for the dinosaur dating app. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3704 Why can't the dragon win! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3705 About the alimony! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3706 It's just a prop. Give it a kick. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3707 Our literacy program is having amazing results. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3708 I’m not the monster in the book, I’m his lawyer. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3709 the paleontologist's tell all book didnt mask identities 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3710 What did you mean by "daemon-like expression of a lost soul?" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3711 I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3712 -Author of ‘Find Purpose or Muggle Through’ confronted : Minerva!! “....a “monster” ? The divorce was hard on me too... Was all the cursing necessary?” 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3713 I thought you'd be bigger. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3714 I just came to tell you ... I disagree. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3715 My bad. I thought the flyer said "eat the author." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3716 I am NOT a red herring! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3717 You have violated our prenup! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3718 AUTHOR OF 'LET POLITICAL DINOSAURS GO EXTINCT' BOOK SIGNING 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3719 My favorite of the series but did we really need another 'breathes fire' trope? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3720 You promised to keep our fling private!" 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3721 I don’t care who you are. No book- no autograph. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3722 Thank you for capturing my fantasy. What time is dinner ? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3723 At 2pm I turn into a human. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3724 Sign my books now or I'll give away the ending. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3725 When thesaurus tries to fit in. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3726 I have a few concerns about the lead character's portrayal... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3727 cnoelmeyers@gmail.com “Oh my! I think I ate him on the way in.” 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3728 I want to know how our species got extinct!! When can I talk to you 'bout it?! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3729 you wanna know what really happened? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3730 Did they really have to harpoon me at the end of chapter fifteen? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3731 Is this your contemporary fiction release for this year ? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3732 I’m not satisfied with my purchase of ‘Land before Thyme’ 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3733 I guess I never fully realized how much I hurt you, Alice, until I saw myself as that awful character. I’m sorry. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3734 You don't know me but my grandfather is the subject of your book: "Godzilla: Monster or Misunderstood." I'd like to clear up a few things over dinner... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3735 He’s been waiting in line since the prehistoric age. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3736 Your book claims we are extinct. Did you see any of the Jurassic Park series of films? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3737 I saw where you described dragons as "ghastly, foul, and malicious..." What do you think this is the 1950s? Do better. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3738 Another biography of St. George? I mean, gimme a break! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3739 I told you about the Princess, now where's my royalty payment? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3740 Maybe a little more cowbell. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3741 The sign says “Meet” NOT “Eat”. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3742 No, the announcement did NOT say "Eat the Author". 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3743 It was a hatchet job. Completely unfair. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3744 Darn, I thought it said eat the author. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3745 I thought the sign read, "EAT the Author 2pm." 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3746 Just sign it to "Gojira with love, Hakujin josei" or your Frost Punk gets stomped. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3747 Your extinction theory book makes a great gag gift. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3748 I don't remember the lines at last year's Comic-con 1.1667 0.04639 72 63 7 2
3749 Your chapter on early man and the quest for fire brought back a lot of memories from me. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3750 Isabel, come back to me. I never loved the Komodo dragon. 1.1667 0.03700 72 61 11 0
3751 I'm going to eat you after you sign my book 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3752 I'm here to thank you for hiding the truth... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3753 Bitch better have my money! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3754 In your note, can you say something about how you love how he devours your books? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3755 I really enjoyed Gilead. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3756 At my age? Of course I still get out at my age. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3757 I enjoyed it - but why are we always the bad guys? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3758 Extinct, you say!? HA! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3759 By any chance, do you know where I can get a cookbook? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3760 On the radio I could swear they said 'eat the author'. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3761 After I finally picked up your first book, I never wanted to put it down. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3762 Your theory about us dying off is all wrong!!! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3763 How may I help you! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3764 Okay, Dragons Are Mythological was not such a good title. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3765 You stole my story! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3766 Your book has changed my life...completely. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3767 It clearly says your slot doesn't begin until 2:00. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3768 But it says 2 P.M. right there! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3769 Get back in the book, Edgar. "Bring characters to life" is an idiom. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3770 Your biography on the meteoric rise of Tyrannosaurus Rex Tillerson was quite biased. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3771 Your story about our extinction is completely false! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3772 You have to wait until 4 for tea, Rex. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3773 What do you think of your asteroid theory now? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3774 I just eat up all your books. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3775 He thinks it says, "Eat the author". 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3776 Jurassic Park book sighning was last week. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3777 The villain deserved a better ending. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3778 Your book has a big flaw. I am not a vegetarian.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3779 Ms. Rowling, you couldn’t have even said it was loosely based on true events?! No one believes me! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3780 And they think the truth's inconvenient, HA! Oh right, just make them out to "Meteorite Shmeteorite Rex". 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3781 So anyway, I loved your book. It helped me confront my crippling fear failure. There's no more, 'I can't destroy that city and terrorize all those people'... only, 'I'm gonna try my best.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3782 Ill Wait. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3783 The book is a Hoax.Fake news! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3784 According to my research you were extinct. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3785 On the plus side, extinction usually softens many of the critics. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3786 I really didn't appreciate the way you characterized our breakup, Margaret. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3787 Not sure why your book is getting all the attention. I’m covered in spines. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3788 Great! Yet another amateur here to debate my extinction theory. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3789 Number 1, dyslexic dragons do exist. Number 2, isn't this table supposed to be round? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3790 A school makes it a competition to steal my golden egg and somehow I’m the bad guy? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3791 I found your interpretation of the Jurassic Period quite contrived. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3792 I must have heard wrong-I thought it was eat the author not meet the author 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3793 You expect me to believe Tyrannosaurus "Dave" just happens to be an impotent 40-year old who wrecks his mom's Subaru? You expect me to believe that, Brenda? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3794 Kiss my ass, Gretchen. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3795 Sign the books, or my brothers will be here, and things could get ugly. Steve G. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3796 Another tell all book about me. I’ve never even slept with you! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3797 Sign it to WHO?? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3798 Would you mind wishing us “the best of luck.” No problem signing all 5 books the same. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3799 No one wants to read your boring book, CLUELESS KAREN! Sad! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3800 The email said 1 PM! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3801 Now Joyce, do think I REALLY ate my children? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3802 In the sequel I demand that you describe my arms as long enough to itch my nose. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3803 I noticed you conveniently left out your relationship with a very young Mothra! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3804 So, about your so-called children's book with an evil dragon in it -- you've read Fahrenheit 451, right? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3805 This isn't what I meant by the statement that physical books are dinosaurs. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3806 I'm a big fan… 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3807 There's no "A" in MEET 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3808 Not to be pushy, but I have a time shuttle to catch. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3809 Can you make it out to Draconis the Fearsome? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3810 It's kinda nice to know we're not the only dinosaurs who like poetry that rhymes. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3811 My species has never forgotten that your ancestor Adam refused to teach us to read. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3812 Please make it out to my daughter SNDHXCGLLRRISGGR. She's your biggest fan 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3813 Frankly, Anne, I’m still not happy with the way you depicted me 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3814 I can’t believe you wrote this trash! Have you ever been to the Mesozoic Era? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3815 And did you ever think it might be Cultural Appropriation? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3816 So much for 'off the record' ! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3817 What time is Eat the Author? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3818 Forget about St. George! How can you contentedly sit there when your book repeatedly misgendered the dragon? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3819 I’m sorry, I thought the sign said eat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3820 Listen here, I’m very busy, so you better sign my stuff quickly or I’ll get mad. No one likes me when I’m mad... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3821 They gave me a museum pass. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3822 Oh... I'm sorry. I was told it was "Eat the Author" 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3823 Oh . . . 'meet' . . . 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3824 You're fired! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3825 He claims the announcement was "eat the author' 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3826 The author is not surprised, especially if the year is 2020! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3827 Oh no, I loved it, this is just my resting face. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3828 I'm sorry, but I find the special effects in your movies a little unrealistic. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3829 Please assure me that Mr. St. George will not be allowed to bring his sword 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3830 I told you, 1.30 pm was late. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3831 So you’re Trump’s niece. LOVED it! Please sign my copy “to Lindsey." 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3832 Remember when you buried the early drafts in the compost pile hoping they might generate something surprising? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3833 „Doug, this is not a time or place to discuss whether or not I pictured you as monster” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3834 I was supposed to have feathers 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3835 I found your ending a bit apocalyptic. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3836 This will look great in my book-hoard 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3837 The Saint George character is NOT what we discussed. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3838 It’s a book LAUNCH, with an “A.” 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3839 I don't believe that your argument holds up, considering that I am still alive. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3840 I feel like you misrepresented me... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3841 I can't wait to meet Dr. Geller and tell him how amazing his new Paleontology book is. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3842 Sorry, I thought the sign said 'Eat The Author.' 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3843 I'm sorry,I thought my email said eat the author. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3844 You think the dragon RIDER saved the day?! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3845 I can get this cheaper on Amazon. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3846 Excuse me sir ! The signing for ' how to eat friends and influence reptiles is the down the hall " 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3847 I’ll wait for the meatier edition 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3848 Dinosaurs also like tacos! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3849 I'm sorry, but your book on " The Cause of Dinosaur Extintion " is FAKE NEWS ! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3850 How do you want me to sign it? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3851 As an anonymous source I object to how I was cited. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3852 Your last book inspired me to be a better dragon. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3853 No no, eat the author's at 3. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3854 If you write one more Godzilla book without my permission, you might find yourself in an unfortunate radioactive accident. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3855 Perhaps my publisher has a fair point about the age of my fans. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3856 I never thought it said 'eat the author' but I'm going to eat you anyway. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3857 You killed me off in your novel. Am I angry? You bet your asteroid! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3858 I didn't realize the dinosaur community was outraged by me depicting them as heartless maneaters. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3859 Will you just sign the book? I've been waiting so long that my wife probably thinks I'm extinct. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3860 Sorry, ‘slayer’ can also mean, one who thinks dragons are the best! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3861 My last name is Rex. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3862 Big foot whipped his ass in the first chapter. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3863 But, I reserved it!!!! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3864 We are not as cruel as you portrayed us- nothing on how life became harder because of your ancestors! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3865 Edna began to have second thoughts about her harsh book review. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3866 Yeah I'm buying six books so paleontologists will see how smart we were when they dig up my bones in the future. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3867 Ok, Boomer! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3868 I very much like your style. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3869 Remember me? I'm 'Out-of-Print.' 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3870 My twitter feed said this was a Meet and Eat event. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3871 What rhymes with ‘meet‘? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3872 I'm sorry. The book will not be translated in to dragon for at least four more months. 1.1618 0.01482 68 62 5 1
3873 I'm sick of waiting, DEAR! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3874 It was not just an affair! How could you write about that Without my permission! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3875 Are you callin' me illiterate? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3876 I hope he understands homonyms. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3877 Oh, Meet the Author. I thought it said Eat the Author. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3878 I see so much of myself in your dreadful writing. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3879 That's my family you wrote about, and it's all fake news. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3880 Thanks, but I'll ask you to autograph the second volume. Your character is a cat in this volume. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3881 I'm sorry, but no I can't write a new Game of Thrones ending. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3882 He says he’s starved for some non-fiction. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3883 I hear book readers are soon to be extinct. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3884 There was no asteroid! We demand a retraction. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3885 When's 'Eat the Author?' 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3886 Hi, Julie. Remember me, Julie? That's a pretty inspirational story you've written there, Julie. Autobiographical, is it, Julie? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3887 I've got a bone to pick with you over your research. Which one of your bones do you want to sacrifice? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3888 Are you Rowling? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3889 Will there be a Q&A? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3890 I am sorry but that's MEET the author, not EAT the author. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3891 Why are you Staring? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3892 Oh yeah??? You're Not Me! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3893 At this point, the most I can offer is to recant my statement about your extinction in the next printing. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3894 I have always wanted to meet the screen writer for Jurassic Park 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3895 This is the best Thesaurus I've seen in thousands of years! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3896 It’s Emilee, with two e’s. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3897 I didn’t like your ending. You always kill us off!! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3898 Do you have a version written in hieroglyphics? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3899 Did you spell my name right? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3900 Dragon lives matter, too. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3901 How could you pretend to be such an authority on Dragons? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3902 How do you get off calling me a “dragon lady“ ? You will be hearing from my lawyer ! 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
3903 One tweet! That’s all I’m asking: ‘Oedipus T. Rex of Hoboken, NJ, was NOT the inspiration for my play.’ 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3904 Yes, I’m extinct...just like your book’s gonna be in a few years. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3905 These tell-all books are bound to result in some unhappy subjects. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3906 I knew there would be a wide audience. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3907 Are you waiting for us to go extinct?...IT’S 1:59! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3908 Very sorry, sir. Fat Donny had trouble wallowing out of his golf cart. We trust hell will be here soon. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3909 Maybe he thinks the sign says “eat the author” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3910 He won’t be here,Burrb! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3911 Stegosaurus, Steve Stegosaurus. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3912 I'm really not happy about how you portray me in the second chapter. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3913 In your next book, you ARE going to point out that dragons are people too. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3914 I had to wait a long time to speak with you. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3915 He's conflicted. It's only 1:45. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3916 Me "have a book?" THEN why did you put "meat" as your first ingredient? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3917 But you promised you wouldn't kill me off, Gertrude. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3918 Write, 'To my biggest fan," 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3919 You won't be getting another chance to denigrate dragons. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3920 It's not about my species. Your portrayal of dragons just shows us your own struggles. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3921 No... it says "Me eat the author 2pm" 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3922 Can you even read? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3923 BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHH! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3924 You seem to think all young maidens are sweet and innocent. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3925 I take issue with my demise. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3926 Apologize for saying the I-beams were so heavy they caused Daddy's heart attack! He died of natural causes. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3927 I hate it when they bring all their old books. Next she'll ask for a selfie. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3928 I'm suing for defamation of character. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3929 Write another Jurassic Julia Child and I'll show you "Mostly Plants" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3930 My mistake. I thought I heard ‘eat the author.’ 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3931 I don't like your description of me. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3932 Any similarity to actual events is purely coincidental? Really? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3933 ‘The potion recipe on page 157 doesn’t work’ 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3934 It says meet the author, not eat the author. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3935 What do you mean you won't sign my book, unless I wear a mask! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3936 Please write: "For Stego, who loves my cycad and horsetail pie". 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3937 Is it meet and eat? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3938 It was a nicely written story, but I prefer non-fiction. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3939 And I suppose unicorns are fiction, too! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3940 Yeah, those large prints are definitely mine. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3941 You wrote bad things about his mother. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3942 I'm not happy. I distinctly remember that the ad said "Eat the author 2p.m." ! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3943 Okay, then. You tell him to gets back in line. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3944 On the internet I'm a troll, but a dragon has more of a classic library vibe, don't you think? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3945 I thought the ending was grrr-eat. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3946 Admit it. Your book's about me. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3947 Sorry, I thought they said I should stand in this line if I wanted to “eat” the author. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3948 Dang. I thought it was eat the author. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3949 I wish I could tell you, but reversing spells are covered in the sequel which won’t be published until next year. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3950 I think I'm losing interest in email... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3951 So, you depict dinosaurs as having feathers in your book. Great! Spielberg is never going to return my calls now. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3952 I was told there'd be a cheese plate. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3953 Please sign it, "To my biggest fan. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3954 I'm so much more than just a fire breather. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3955 I'm a big fan of prehistorical romance. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3956 You forgot to include the formula for recanting the incantation on page 66. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3957 I thought your book didn't fully represent the queer dragon experience and I think you should quit writing 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3958 I'm sorry. On the sign outside, the letter 'M' is missing. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3959 Barney’s arms are not long enough to do what you accuse him of! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3960 Oh dear, where's a meteor when you need it? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3961 Did I leave my glasses ? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3962 All along, I thought it said 'eat the author' 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3963 Oh, sorry. I thought it was 'Eat the Author. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3964 I’m offended by your use of the term “monster”..... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3965 Sorry, I ust have isunderstood. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3966 Sure, you write about us but you've never talked to a real dragon, have you? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3967 Let's start with your definition of carnivore. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3968 Carol's diet book "Jurassic, the new Paleo" was stirring up some harsh critics. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3969 Just cause the book’s called “Godzilla Meet me here”, didn’t mean you have to come 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3970 J.K. Rowling had better think twice before making another dragon-phobic statement. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3971 Trump in line to buy "Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man" 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3972 Well, it's about time. I've been waiting for ages. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3973 YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT 'CLIMATE CHANGE'! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3974 Now, Dwayne, try to ask the nice lady without breathing Fire 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3975 I ran out of masks... 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3976 Meet the author? Meet the author? Damn! I thought it was "eat the author"! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3977 The 'M' was missing from the announcement I saw. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3978 Page 27; You think we eat carrots!! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3979 Your overpriced hard covers have been a thorn in my side for the longest time! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3980 She didn't like the part where Daenerys hatched her three eggs. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3981 Take-away, no plastic, I’m trying to conserve. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3982 TELL HIM HE JUMPED THE LINE. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3983 I’m sorry, I thought it was ‘eat’ the author. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3984 I know it's weird, but these are all for my book club. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3985 Chapter 2, page 6, "The dinosaurs are extinct." I beg to differ. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3986 If you do not want to buy the book, please make way for those who have 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3987 I'm sorry that you didn't like my book, "Dragon Hunter" , sir. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3988 He's not happy with the way dragons were portrayed as so belligerent in the Harry Potter series and why couldn't one have been the hero and killed Voldemort? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3989 I’ve been waiting eons for your book to come out 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3990 The announcement said “Eat the author.” 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3991 You mis-quoted me in Chapter 3. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3992 You would not believe how long I've been waiting in this line. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3993 I wanted to speak with you about your portrayal of man-eating monsters in your book , yet you wouldn't respond to my emails. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3994 Are you certain there's nothing but vegan recipes inside? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3995 Oh! I thought it said, "MEAT, the author..." Never mind. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3996 Yes, I bought my copy, but the cashier was holding it when I ate him. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3997 I knew him, he was a beast! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3998 People are saying you’re using dinosaurs for political purposes. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3999 But is your book real? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4000 And that stegosaurus 'composite character' is so obviously me! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4001 So here she is, the great maker of the thesaurus, so they say. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4002 The book will be a monster! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4003 He's been standing here forever, Flo. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4004 I really loved the one you published in 106,283,907 B.C.E. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4005 For the record, I only breath fire on my own children. And that's how they learn. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4006 Face it, you are vanishing species 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4007 I told you we should get here early. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4008 Worth the wait. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4009 Good read, but in the sequel please show how ferocious I looked bursting out of the egg. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4010 I've been waiting a million years for this moment 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4011 I’d like to be a character in your next horror story 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4012 Sorry. I thought the sign outside said, "Eat the Author at 2" 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4013 No mask, no autograph! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4014 My friend Barney read this as 'eat the author'. He's quite illiterate. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4015 Yeah, and they said the in dependent bookstore was also extinct! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4016 I told you that story in confidence! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4017 Look, I never said that my macrobiotic recipes would cure male impotence 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4018 They always need to be first in line. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4019 I would like to meet the illustrator. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4020 Really, Sharon? You published a memoir to 'process our breakup'? People will think I'm a monster!! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4021 Why the defamation suit? I swear I portrayed you as more Barney than Godzilla! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4022 His point on extinction looks well documented. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4023 Is the book suitable for a teenager? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4024 Would it surprise you if this line dragon? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4025 Your theories on my extinction are incorrect! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4026 Only one phonics lesson, on the long "e," and she looks like a tasty morsel. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4027 If I could reach the pen, do you think we would be extinct? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4028 So, you thought you could portray me as a nasty villain just because I’m mythical?!? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4029 Trust me, you write like a dinosaur... 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4030 I suggest we stay clear of the lizard brain. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4031 He loves your thesaurus 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4032 Can you sign it, 'To Pete's Dragon?' 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4033 I can't ever thank you enough. I owe you my life! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4034 You'll find George R.R. Martin's signing table next door. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4035 I’m thrilled to meet you in the flesh—I burn through your books. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4036 Good book! But there 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4037 It's not for me; make it out to my friend the pterodactyl -- that's P-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L. His name is Ptommy. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4038 I am disappointed by the way you portrayed the antagonist! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4039 Your account of the Fifth Extinction needs to be revised. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4040 My favorite part is when you have him destroy the city. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4041 Yes, I am aware that not all dragons love tacos. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4042 I'm a huge fan of yours from way back. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4043 Oh, I'll show you ferocious! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4044 I told you it was on deep backgound! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4045 You end the book with tired shibboleths and privileged judaeo-christian vengeance. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4046 Maurice Sendak told me he’d meet me here at 2- now where is he? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4047 You're not Elena Ferrante. I'm Elena Ferrante. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4048 ive been waiting for 2 hours and you're too scared to come over here and take a picture with me? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4049 How lovely to meet you, Grendel. I understand you are tired of rewrites of Beowulf, but this one is special. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4050 I know I'm passé but I can still be a good friend and eat you too. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4051 Don't libel my ancestors about climate change! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4052 I've been waiting in this darn line for millions of years! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4053 Just wanted you to know I thought your book was a real eye-opener." 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4054 How come I have feathers in your book 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4055 Book signing is in-person. Book dining is curbside. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4056 The inaccuracies are noted on my Twitter. Good day. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4057 You told me I was a product of your imagination! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4058 Why is the author’s book on time travel placed in the fiction section? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4059 Why did you have to kill-off the dragon at he end of the first chapter? I was rooting for it! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4060 I didn’t see enough character development 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4061 - Ohh, ok, sorry... I heard ‘Eat the Author’ - 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4062 Reptilian conspiracy? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4063 You're a lot shorter than you look on the author photo. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4064 I’ve been meaning to talk to you about how you depicted dragons, I find it offensive you didn’t include out cheery disposition 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4065 I liked the movie better. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4066 What do you mean there's no antidote to the dino metamorphisis spell you wrote? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4067 That’s a blatant misrepresentation! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4068 it's good time to be outside to end my misery. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4069 the republican party feels as though we’re being victimized by cancel culture in this publication 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4070 What do you mean you don’t do audiobooks 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4071 You missed a spot. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4072 I told you my name was Thesaurus and you took the liberty to change it in your book! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4073 Are you god? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4074 that’s *the* saurus to you, and I’d like my creative credit where it’s due. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4075 Im from your book. You need to change the ending. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4076 There’s no MEAT in this greet😪, who else co-authored? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4077 THIS is "How A Dinosaur Says Good Day 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4078 It’s pure fabrication, and what’s more you should expect to hear from my attorneys!!! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4079 And you'd better sign it "With love"! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4080 Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4081 Ok, I will promote diversity by including more underrepresented dinosaur species in my next book. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4082 Why the face, it's only 2:03 and by the way, where is your book? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4083 Your book has helped me better understand the historical challenges facing me. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4084 I guess this disproves the book’s premise that dinosaurs are extinct. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4085 I’d prefer you say greatly exaggerated. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4086 I'm telling you, Howard, it says 'meet,' not 'eat.' 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4087 I said this to Crichton and I'll say it to you: we don't eat humans, but now we eat your libellous pages. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4088 The sign should read 'Eat the author 2:01 pm'. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4089 Let's talk about your time travel theory. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4090 Where's the...oh...M-E-E-T 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4091 I'd like to talk to you about your offense to dragon-kind. We do not breath fire when we're angry, we have a therapist for that. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4092 I'm fed up.You have written another false narrative about my species 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
4093 Your book says the fire breathing is a CGI effect. I'm here to tell you it most certainly WASN'T. Wanna see? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4094 For Tonya, being engulfed in flames and vaporized was somehow less painful than the devastating reviews of her memoir as "overly fantastical" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4095 Is he coprolite? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4096 I disagree with those who say chapter 4 misconstrues evolution. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4097 Wait I'm sorry, did you just call this novel a "fantasy?" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4098 It was called the Chicxulub impactor, and no, it didn't kill us all 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4099 Oh, MEET the Author....I heard it was EAT the Author. My bad." 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4100 I wonder if she thought her book on archeology circa 650 bc would arouse such passions? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4101 Fahrenheit 451, the Sequel 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4102 This time, make it out to "Dexter" with an "x", and not "Dechster" with a "ch"! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4103 The name is Mortdoom...and it would be extra nice if you signed it in blood. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4104 Hey,Missy, you are about to become extinct. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4105 Ok, I'm sorry I called you a troll on Twitter" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4106 Will this be available on 8 track? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4107 You call that a biography? I never said half of that stuff. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4108 Where are these Fantastic Beasts you speak of? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4109 Referenced, the part about "the warm soft underbelly" of society? Ya, got a bone to pick. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4110 I read your roaring book reviews. Had to meet you. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4111 Hi! I’m your biggest troll! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4112 Fantasy? Really? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4113 The first one is for 'Sandy', the next for 'Walter'—the rest don't matter; Sandy and Walter here are going to watch you eat them. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4114 You can sign my gullet on the way down. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4115 What? I thought it said eat the author at 2:00 pm 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4116 I want a refund, training tips didn't work on my person! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4117 Admit it—you stole the cover art from a cave painting. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4118 I'm afraid this lowers the bar for support animals 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4119 I found your asteroid theory a little far fetched. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4120 I hear she got his age wrong in the book. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4121 I want to meet the Author now!’ ....obviously, waited long enough! 1.1515 0.01527 66 59 7 0
4122 I think he's here to eat the author but he's waiting for 2 P.M. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4123 Do you believe in writer's block? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4124 "2pm! My last bus to Jurassic Park leaves at two! 1.1515 0.03576 66 57 9 0
4125 Meet the author, I thought they said eat the author! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4126 To be short, I’m suing for defamation 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4127 Maybe now you'll see that we're not one-dimensional. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4128 Why do you always portray the dragons as evil? We have so much more range than that. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4129 Author not Arthur 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4130 I suppose you think we all kidnap princesses? Your work at us back years mam! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4131 My mistake. I thought this was an “eat the author” at 2pm. How embarrassing! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4132 I really didn’t mean to hurt the princess 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4133 Pardon me, I misread the sign. I thought it said “meat” the author. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4134 It says the saurus. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4135 About that big green character with spikes in your book! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4136 I cried at the end. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4137 Well, I am indeed a professional literary critic, how did you guess ? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4138 I really identify with the father character. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4139 I feel a little self-conscious, but after that great read, I just had to meet you. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4140 Why did you kill off my character? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4141 Cancel Culture has gone too far! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4142 hey, dinos still exist! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4143 Can you sign it to my friend Rex, from Michael Crichton? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4144 The correct spelling is M-E-A-T. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4145 I've been in line for an hour already, that city over there isn't going to destroy itself you know! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4146 You misspelled it. It's S-t-e-g-o-s-a-u-r-u-s. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4147 Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting in this line? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4148 I’m an alligator—not a crocodile! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4149 The tale was longer than the dinosaur’s 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4150 He has some objections to her ‘Life of St. George.’ 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4151 You could have waited til I was extinct before you told all! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4152 I find you writing from the lived-experience of magical folx very problematic. 1.1493 0.04120 67 59 7 1
4153 Grrrrr. Who says I’m illiterate? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4154 How serendipitous to witness a 1st edition Thesaurus Rex in its natural habitat? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4155 Let me repeat: you were not there that night ! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4156 You thought you could just write about my Uncle and not discuss it with his estate? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4157 Are you the author of The Secret Life of Dragons? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4158 I want to ask you about your how-to book. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4159 Oh... “meet”... sorry. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4160 I'm sorry, the line for Mr. Caro is just to your right. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4161 What's the idea of saying I'm extinct! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4162 It is a 'meet'the the author not eat the author for goodness sake. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4163 Meet the author: “ The Asteroid”! 1.1493 0.04120 67 59 7 1
4164 Now that's embarrassing. I thought this week it was, Eat the Author at 2 pm! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4165 Just one autograph. Seriously, I won’t bite. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4166 I’ve always been a fan of your earlier work. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4167 Please make it out to "Karen." 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4168 And where are YOU from, sir....er, or madam? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4169 I’m sorry. I missed the “M”. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4170 You people need to realize we're not all carnivores! I'm a member of PETA AND vegan! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4171 Say, lady, I have a bone to picke with you! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4172 Look,Carol. It was NOT a meteor! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4173 It’s still murder even when you dress it up by saying, “Slay.” 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4174 I'd like a front row seat. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4175 You expect me to believe Lancelot was a real person? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4176 That’s the guy who was blocking my view in the front row. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4177 Where did you ever get the idea that I wear fingernail polish, may I ask? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4178 I'M DYSLEXIC SO I THOUGHT YOUR SIGN SAID EAT THE AUTHOR AT 2PM 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4179 They say her audience is quite broad. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4180 I have a fossilized bone to pick with you. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4181 Our family photographer took much better pictures" 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4182 Did you say you had a gigantic tail? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4183 Now that we’ve met, how about a drink? 1.1493 0.03193 67 60 6 1
4184 Took you long enough to release the sequel. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4185 I waited 4 hours for this?! Ughh! OK, so where's the line to eat Bea Arthur? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4186 As you can see, all dragons don't breath fire! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4187 Sorry, you’ll have to leave the line! I only write about extinct reptiles, but refuse to autograph their books 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4188 I've got kids flinging arrows at me on my way to work, lady! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4189 You never gave me any credit for being under Billy's bed. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4190 They wrote 'meet arthur' in the newspaper. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4191 This could get interesting 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4192 Why Did Jon Snow Kill My Mother 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4193 I so adore your books. As do all of a certain age. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4194 Just because I refused to watch your cat it doesn't mean I'm a monster. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4195 Not only are you extinct...you're illiterate! The author won't be here until 2 PM! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4196 How could you appropriate my voice and write a book about my genus! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4197 I'd like to set the record straight on a few of those things you wrote about me. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4198 You're meat! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4199 This is our story! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4200 I really didn't like your description of me! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4201 I've been a fan since the day I was hatched! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4202 What exactly were you thinking when you made me a wimp? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4203 It's not clear she stands up well to criticism. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4204 Will you shut up now, Joanne? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4205 I just came by because I wanted to know if you have ever met a Dyno before witing about us. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4206 My bad. I was looking for "EAT THE AUTHOR." 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4207 sorry,I am in a hurry,would you tell me where the bathroom is? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4208 Waiting in line for your signature is the only thing that saved me from extinction - that and eating your book. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4209 Me and my friend Jackie are big fans. He reads to me while I play with my strings and sealing wax. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4210 I told you bookstores weren't extinct! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4211 Oh, your gigantic arms are tired? Really? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4212 Thought this was the buffet line. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4213 Quit being a saur-loser, I’m not changing the fact that you lost in the big battle scene. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4214 Cash only... No stones or bones as payment... 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4215 You’re absolutely correct! I have neglected to write any children’s Green Scaled Books. Just writer’s block! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4216 I thought I heard it was an "Eat the author" event 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4217 Ohhh. I was told I could eat the author! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4218 People must tell you this all the time, but the chapter on how to get in touch with your inner child is changing my life 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4219 Hannity says you've written all these lies about me? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4220 J.K. Roaring 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4221 I just want to say that I consider your book to be a cultural appropriation of the life of a Stegosaurus. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4222 In the book, expain to me why you made me look like a real monster!!! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4223 I don't care what you think you heard, sir, there's definitely an "M" there. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4224 The ad I heard said "Eat the author at 2:00 p.m."! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4225 I have a bone to pick with you, and now we’ll just see if I can do that with these “vestigial” arms! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4226 I thought Thesaurus Rex was extinct? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4227 Oh, so you’re the big shot asteroid expert. Anyone in YOUR family ever been hit on the head by one? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4228 How can I sign your book if you already ate it? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4229 You might want to reconsider that whole 'extinct' thing for the paperback edition. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4230 Well, sure, there might be pieces from your life in it. But these are universal themes--life, death, asteroids hurling through space... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4231 I don't mean to be critical, but the meteor part was not very funny. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4232 I swear the ad said eat the author? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4233 So you're the one who wrote, "Making Dinosaurs Real." 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4234 How could you write such lies? T-rex may have been tyrants, but we never called herbivores suckers and losers. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4235 I warned you that I was your worst nightmare! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4236 One small nit...dragons used to love tacos but we now love sushi...Paul Jelinek, NYC (paul_jelinek@yahoo.com) 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4237 Is this ready for eat 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4238 Oh! “M”eet the author! My bad. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4239 Nobody does scaly prose like you do. I've read them all. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4240 Wow, your books are fire! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4241 I'm so excited! I've never eaten an author before! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4242 Why did you make me seem like such a monster? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4243 NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. Just give him a good kick and a push and get him into the right line or we'll never get out of here. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4244 You're not the guy who wrote Jurassic Park. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4245 Oh my gosh! Your chapter on time travel literally changed my life.” 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4246 You trolling me right now? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4247 Trump sent an emissary to say whatever it says it’s not true. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4248 So, you thought you could appear on FOX News and still sell books? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4249 Am I still in time for lunch? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4250 You called it fiction. And I don't like that. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4251 "Your book about tar being an excellent exfoliant changed all our lives. Make the book out to "T. Rex" please." Patty Tomsky Colorado Springs, CO 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4252 I feel like your portrayal of me was very unfair, Janice. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4253 You made me look like a _monster_! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4254 With your mask on I thought you said "Eat the Author at 2pm" 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4255 I've waited 50,000 years to talk to you... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4256 I hope he doesn’t get hungry. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4257 Well, Missy, I'm 66 million years old, and I'm here to tell you that you and your little book here got this 'age of the Earth' thing waaaaay wrong. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4258 I’m no more extinct than the print edition. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4259 Why do you humans always have to make us the bad guys? What have dinosaurs ever done to you? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4260 Your portrayal of my species is inaccurate and insulting. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4261 The ending was way too predictable! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4262 But what if I didn’t WANT to “spring to life from the pages” in this menacing get-up? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4263 Next time use spell check. It's "distinction," not "extinction" 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4264 My bad! I thought the sign said eat the author. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4265 Darn, I thought your promo said “2 p.m., EAT the author”. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4266 I'm just saying, you don't have the lived experience to write high fantasy. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4267 No, I don’t know when George R.R. Martin is going to be finished either. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4268 If this guy doesn't stop yapping, I'll go extinct! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4269 Are you sure I die in the last chapter? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4270 I don’t believe in extinction but you make an interesting argument 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4271 I really connected with your use of magical realism. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4272 We don't just expect humans but also expect dinosaurs- afsheen 1.1493 0.06110 67 61 2 4
4273 You made me out to be a carnivore! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4274 I take exception to your use of "dinosaur" as a pejorative! 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4275 He’s upset that she used their recorded conversations in the book. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4276 Could you sign it, 'To Stego, all the best'? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4277 I really should try appealing to a younger audience. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4278 I hope he's here for a book and not a meal. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4279 "Blast it, they told me chardonnay and hot Tyrannosaurus would be served." 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4280 Look I only said you had Dragon breath 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4281 I’m sorry. Could please spell your name? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4282 I take issue with the genre being called “Fantasy”. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4283 Goodreads called you a monster. You have our full support. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4284 I suggest you rethink that ending! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4285 i’m so sorry, i thought the sign said “eat the author”. i’ll see myself out. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4286 Please make it out to Geoff. With a ‘G’. Yes, a G. Thanks. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4287 Because of your book I can now love myself, scales, talons, hair and all. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4288 Why is it always assumed I can’t reach my toes? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4289 I thought we had something! Sellout. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4290 Oh, no. I’m SIGNing books. You’ll have to singe those books yourself. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4291 We’re in a Steven Sondheim adaptation of The Hours, aren’t we? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4292 I liked your book for the most part, but I felt you spent too much time digging up the main character’s past. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4293 RAAAAR! I ADORED YOUR SUBTLE USAGE OF HYPERBOLE! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4294 I thought your book was dino-mite.” 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4295 ‘I told you Bill, she has a very diverse following. Perhaps we should give him the cash to buy the book to prevent his wrath.’ 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4296 This is false advertising! I demand lunch! The other sign said “meat” the author! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4297 ‘I loved the book, seriously! Don’t let my RBF fool you.’ 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4298 I'm usually not a fiction fan but your book captivated me. Also I'm responsible for the gruesome deaths of multitudes. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4299 I didn’t care for the apocalyptic ending. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4300 Call me a dinosaur, but I still don’t like the idea of authoresses 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4301 I keep telling you, I'm not Michael Crichton. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4302 I'd like to discuss some of the historical inaccuracies in your book; chiefly, that we went extinct. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4303 I just had to say - your whole part about a ‘comet’ is total fake news. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4304 So this is not the ”Whats up next for 2020” line...? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4305 No, it definitely says meet. If you’re hungry there’s a deli next door. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4306 It says on the jacket that the book is based on fictional characters" 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4307 Someone should tell the fanzilla, that you’re not supposed to wear scales after Labor Day. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4308 Does he bite? And if so, will I survive? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4309 This isn't what I thought The Saurus would be about. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4310 I use them as bait in Readasorus traps. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4311 My mistake. I thought I heard "eat the author at 2 P.M." 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4312 Your horror stories totally warm my blood. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4313 Yes, even us dinosaurs get constipated at inopportune times. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4314 No, I won't get back into the book! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4315 Sorry, thought you were someone else? 1.1429 0.03084 63 57 5 1
4316 I want an adjustable seat because I need to sit down, just like you! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4317 It's a gift. She spells it 'M-O-T-H-R-A." 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4318 When I said you could base a character off me I didn't think it would be like that! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4319 I'm sorry. Dragons are just out this year. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4320 I've been hanging around 65 million years and you're making me wait until 2 pm? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4321 Extinct? Do I look extinct to you? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4322 The final Jurassic Park sequel!!! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4323 I think you're the terrible one. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4324 And now you know how it feels... 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4325 I loved your book about romance in the Cretaceous period. Honestly, it made me feel like I was born in the wrong geological period. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4326 Tell me, where do you get your ideas from? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4327 You misspelled "Stegosaur," so just be glad I'm herbivorous. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4328 Call me old fashioned but who doesn’t love a book 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4329 I was expecting more meet 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4330 excuse my masklessness , but is this the line to run for president? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4331 Taming Your Inner Monster. What do you mean with Inner Monster? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4332 We met two years ago on the ramparts of your castle. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4333 Make it out to 'Phil' 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4334 I thought your portrayal of the beast was very anthro-centric. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4335 An activist is upset that there are no dinosaur characters in the book. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4336 Yes, I AM the guy who's been flaming you on Twitter! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4337 I'm sorry, I just thought writing your real name would make the story less exciting, Joe! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4338 It's called plagiarism! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4339 But I’ll be extinct by then. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4340 Come now. Don’t you think it’s just a tad hyperbolic to say that I “always” make the dragon the villain? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4341 Explain to me how the Kaiju was "asking for it". 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4342 I disliked your characterization of me! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4343 The invitation said "Meet the Author", NOT "Meat the Author"! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4344 Life found a way 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4345 I've been a fan of yours for many years. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4346 You're sitting in my chair. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4347 You spent two pages on how my arms are so puny I can’t eat a bowl of cereal and only one sentence on how my tail is so deadly it killed three knights at once! This book is terrible - I want a refund... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4348 Sorry about all the kids running off, but that’s squarely on you as the writer! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4349 You are in the government right? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4350 Dang. I thought the radio promo said eat the author. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4351 I thought you meant meat the author. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4352 Just curious. I thought maybe you had a bigger version I could actually hold. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4353 Loved the ending - I didn't see that vanquish coming. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4354 Thank you !! I’m touched that you showed my softer side. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4355 What? I thought you said EAT the author! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4356 Not even one mention of the Triassic period? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4357 Have you written any books on me? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4358 Yeah, sure, it's 'fiction.' You'll be hearing from my lawyers. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4359 And how do YOU define 'Historical Fiction' 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4360 How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You, Put the Book in the NON Fiction Section ! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4361 I was hoping the sequel would be out before then. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4362 I do apologise, I thought it was eat the author. Is this your first novel? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4363 Misunderstanding the event as an "eat the author," the other autograph seekers were disappointed. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4364 A real page turner, Karen... if I had long enough arms to turn the pages! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4365 I keep burning through your books. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4366 I’m sorry Sir but the Jurassic Park event comparing the book and novel was last weekend. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4367 I Would like to know who are you to talk about me that way! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4368 Are you looking for the author who wrote - Extinction- she’s one aisle over 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4369 Do you honestly think plagiarism is relatively new? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4370 You won't believe how long I've been waiting in line. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4371 Sorry, I know you've waited a long time but I'm not starting till 2. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4372 What do you mean extinct? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4373 Is it going to come out in a Mesozoic a translation? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4374 I like that the monster has so much agency, but what’s his motivation? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4375 I love your take on the Apocrypha. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4376 GODZILLA,WAS MY GRANDFATHER,WERE SUING. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4377 Your story is based on myths. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4378 I demand a retraction. Obviously, I'm not extinct. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4379 I didn’t say you were a tyrant to work for. I said “I work for a tyrannosaurus.” 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4380 No meteors were involved. We just wanted to become birds.. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4381 What happened to our co-author agreement? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4382 On my way to a costume party but couldn't miss you. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4383 Darn! I thought it said 'Eat the Author at 2 P.M.' 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4384 One copy of 'The Cryptid Hoax' please. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4385 They’re no Eagles. 1.1333 0.02879 60 55 4 1
4386 Your stereotypical portrayal of the dragon was insensitive to all fire-breathers. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4387 I'm sorry, what time is eat the author? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4388 I’ve been a fan since forever. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4389 Big fan of your work... haha, see what I did there? Big! Sorry, I'm soooo nervous. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4390 After waiting in line for five hours, Puff finally gets to address his issues with the author of "Slay the Dragons in Your Life" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4391 He's just mad because it said "Eat the Author" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4392 Hey JK... it's ok for people to have different bodies... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4393 Silly me, I thought this was a 'meat the author.' 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4394 Your self-help book said to "be myself". Look at me! Im a monster. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4395 I don't think those post modernists know from whence they came. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4396 Not 2 PM yet! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4397 I thought the guy said "eat the author". "Never mind!" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4398 Sorry, I thought the sign said 'eat'. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4399 Fantasy my foot! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4400 I see your problem turning pages, Barney — I would suggest that you read my book online. But I’m happy to autograph your scales. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4401 Just make it out to My Lil’ Jurassic Joyride please. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4402 And the fire-breathing? More stereotyping. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4403 He probably has a bone to pick with him. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4404 I just think that the protagonist would be portrayed better as a dinosaur. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4405 The book lacks the sense of presence ! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4406 Come on Donald, Mr. Woodward knows it's you. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4407 Would you sign mine please? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4408 You have violated the N.D.A. Prepare to forfeit your life. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4409 I want to talk about your representation of dragons... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4410 The miniature golf wasn’t my idea 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4411 Well, I guess distance learning isn’t working because I thought it said “Eat the Author.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4412 I'm sorry, you're a little late. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4413 Sorry, it’s meet the author not eat the author 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4414 For the love of books we bring extinct bibliophiles back for our book signing events! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4415 I'v paid with shells since the Pleistocene era. Wait'll I tell Dad! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4416 Maybe now the signed copies will be worth more.... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4417 "You got me all wrong! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4418 I have come to complain about the facts you have presented in your novel….I am not a vegetarian! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4419 You won't personalize for dinosaurs? That an age crack? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4420 I understand you've been quarantined for 65 million years, but you still have to wait your turn. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4421 Oh, sorry, I thought this was "Meat, the author". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4422 He’ should be in the ‘Eat the Author’ queue. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4423 You wanna talk ecology?! Climate change?! Species kicking the bucket every 10 minutes?! Tell me honestly, Do you really think you're qualified? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4424 Frankly I found your autobiography a bit boring 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4425 So, maybe, you’re not really telling “all”. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4426 ' Oh I have waited a long time ,lots of bones to pick with you young lady" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4427 Is this another ¨tell all¨ story? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4428 MARY ANNING! you look marvelous darling. It has been AGES since I saw you last. Is that a new hair-do? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4429 Since you're an historian of antiquity, I could save you a lot of research. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4430 I know you see me. You're the cold blooded one! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4431 I was looking for Rachel Carlson. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4432 To Simon, too bad it wasn't on Parchment Baking P... . 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4433 I think he misunderstood. What he apparently heard was "eat the author." 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4434 Meatier?!” Who are you calling “meatier” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4435 On Page 96 you said I was rode hard. What did you mean by this? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4436 I heard this book was about meteors? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4437 I'd like two but I can only carry one. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4438 No, I don't have a book for you to sign. I was just wondering how you handle writer's block. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4439 I can't help you sir. In the title "Cured of dragons" I was speaking metaphorically. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
4440 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4441 Can't you open a few minutes early; I've been waiting 100 million years. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4442 ‘If Claire were a believable character, she would have just eaten Susan’s offspring.’ 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4443 Been there, done that. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4444 I don't care what your sign says. I distinctly remember them saying that I could "eat the author." 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4445 Meet?!? I thought they said 'Eat' the author. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4446 I'm here to "Eat" the author . . . Excuse me, "Meat" the author 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
4447 Does this come in T-Rex language? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4448 I thought I was invited to EAT the author! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4449 I want to know, who gave you that interview about my temper? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4450 It's already 5 minutes AFTER two! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4451 I've been a big fan of yours since Day One! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4452 Puff The Magic Dragon is actually a song. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4453 Trust me, you don’t want meteoric success. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4454 The middle should have been meatier. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4455 I majored in English with a minor in existentialism. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4456 Self help information - The only advice consistent since the Mesozoic Era 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4457 This wasn’t a good adaptation from the movie. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4458 Um....sorry....huge fan...sort of embarrassing, but can you help hand me that stack of books? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4459 Abandoned at birth 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4460 Ma’am, that seat is reserved for me... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4461 Not all asteroids huh? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4462 I really loved how the shirtless vampire war played in part two 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4463 My publisher warned me my reader skewed older 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4464 I just feel like I took a wrong turn, somewhere... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4465 You look a lot less confident without your made up knights and trebuchets. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4466 I wish I were taller. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4467 Half of the recipes in this book are mine! Do you really think anyone will believe you came up with ‘pan-seared foot’? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4468 And you thought you were known for your tall tails 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4469 Sarah Topps, I’ve been dying to eat- I mean meet you. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4470 Dragons Love Tacos was an unfair representation. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4471 I didn't like your book, your writing style is so obsolete. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4472 ''A face mask, sir. You were advised to wear a face mask.'' 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4473 I resent that you implied that we tyrannosaurus had avian privilege 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4474 Your book is fiction, not history! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4475 You mean I've waited an eon to get to the front of the line and now you tell me it's the wrong line !? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4476 I have to get back to water. How much longer? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4477 Lindsey! Remember me? It's Barry from comparative lit at Columbia. Wow, you look exactly the same! Well, I really got into fitness and now I run a nonprofit for aspiring plated vertebrates. Anyhoo, wanna grab coffee in the Village sometime? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4478 I’m not happy about the label “herbivore”. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4479 Are you sure it's not 'eat'? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4480 'Nasty, brutish, cold-blooded and a monster'? -that's just defamation! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4481 I'm sorry, I thought I read "eat the author" at two o'clock! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4482 Yes,I know,I know. I already gave you your share of the credit. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4483 Unbeknown to the aging Prince his fiercest dragon had escaped. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4484 Oh damn, I thought it said 'eat the author!' 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4485 Well, I've got a real fire-breathing review for you! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4486 Whaddaya mean 'Asteroids are beautiful'?!? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4487 I've brought my first five volumes of suggested revisions regarding your so-called "Paleo Diet". First off, arrowroot extract... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4488 Forget "The Very Hungry Caterpillar". Your next book will be "The Very Hungry Dinosaur". Got it??!! 1.1311 0.04032 61 55 5 1
4489 I was told that at 2 PM I could eat the author. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4490 You're no Ursula LeGuin but I found your book quite entertaining. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4491 You got it all wrong – the wittle boy was a WIZARD! 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
4492 For if time travel were possible, we would have seen evidence by now” - Modern Physics and You, Chapter 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4493 This book is a complete fabrication, Linda! I never kept you prisoner in a castle! I just hid your car keys to keep you from leaving the cabin until we could talk things over! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4494 Yes, that's one for each of my pals, get it?! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4495 I figured since no one is wearing a mask or standing apart I’d just drag you all down to hell now and skip the formalities. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4496 What do you mean you’re out of antibac?! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4497 My father Puff sent me to remind you that you signed an NDA! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4498 Psst. I think he just told the author that her sequel was neither psychological nor a thriller. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4499 Nobody has a wider audience. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4500 I thought I was going to be an "anonymous source," not "dragon who wishes to remain anonymous." I'm literally the last dragon. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4501 Wait with the others - you're in my seat 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4502 I would like to talk to you about Chapter 7, Healthy Botanicals for Women. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4503 I didn't climb all the way up here just to wait. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4504 Someone should remind him that the book is fiction. She doesn't think dragon really do that. 1.1228 0.04013 57 52 4 1
4505 I want to thank you for making this book dinosaur-friendly, since I’ve had a hard turning pages due to my short arms. Can you inscribe, to Hank.... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4506 I am tired of waiting. I want to meet him now 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4507 Why did every word have a silent p? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4508 Sorry. I thought they said "Eat the author". 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4509 Meet the author not eat the author " 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4510 I was here last time for "I Like You: Hospitality under the Influence" by Amy Sedaris. This time she said she'd bring her rabbit. Lisa Kober 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4511 ¨Please...just sign them and I´ll be outa here¨. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4512 I’ve been waiting 200 million years to talk to you. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4513 Harriet has not really considered the practical issues with her fans’ Midimon cosplay. 1.1228 0.04013 57 52 4 1
4514 Meet the author? I thought it was EAT the author!” - You might think this caption is being said by the dragon, but it is actually being said by the woman in the middle, who is a cannibal. A devilish subversion of expectations, if I do say so myself 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4515 If you don’t hand over all your books AND sign them for me, I’ll have to eat you! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4516 I have some issues with your portrayal of the antagonist 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4517 Okay, okay, If I had baby arms, I'd want the audio version too. (In a thought bubble?) 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4518 I believe I was portrayed unfairly in your "fairytale" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4519 I do apologize, my bad, I read 'Eat the author'. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4520 She apparently forgot to spell check. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4521 Do you really think an old dinosaur would have booked online? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4522 Cool story bro, needs more dragons. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4523 “Signed or singed? Same letters, different order, different meaning...this language thing is so wonderful “ 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4524 Have you ever spent any time in the Jurassic? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4525 This photo of Ms. Trygstad, author of Dragon Denial, was said to have been taken seconds before an irritated critic expressed himself. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4526 You stole my idea! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4527 I'm sorry, it was my understanding I'd be able to eat the author. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4528 This is the biggest, fakest story of all time! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4529 Just because your husband left you for me doesn't make it okay for you to write a book bashing man-dinosaur relations Susan, move on for christ sake 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4530 Karen's at a Jill Biden book signing. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4531 If we hurry, we can make the extinction convention at 3 pm. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4532 No, I don't read...but .... is this the line for toilet paper? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4533 Let's say I was NOT expecting '50 simple and fresh meals with the paleo-diet' to contain as many salad recipes. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4534 A "longtime fan" voices his displeasure with the dinosaur character. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4535 Sorry, my mistake. Someone told me the invitation said "eat." 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4536 Don't blame the reptilian brain for all this crazy behavior. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4537 Your "Puff the Magic Dragon: the Real Story" is not! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4538 It’s always evil incarnate this, and meddling mind control that. For once, couldn’t you write an “inspirational” conspiracy theory about lizard people? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4539 Could you sign mine ‘To Rex’, please? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4540 I don’t like books about extinction! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4541 I'm his mother 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4542 I. do. not. eat. children! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4543 I don’t appreciate the way you depicted me in chapter two! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4544 Excuse me, is that 2P.M. Mesozoic time? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4545 The 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
4546 I love book signings: monsters waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4547 I suspect his short two-fingered forelimbs loved the book -- and not just as a metaphorical page turner this time either." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4548 If you're going to write a book about dinosaurs, you ought to at least talk to one first! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4549 What were you thinking? You wrote a book about Godzilla and didnt'think I wasn't worthy of a dedication? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4550 You don't know how long I have waited for this moment! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4551 It's Godzilla and he wants a cut of the royalties 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4552 Scene: Central business district book store. Time: 1:59 pm Narrator: In Gotham, it was a time of eagerness, anticipation, anger and passive dread, yet no one would have guessed there'd be a line for a hack author like her. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4553 Do you want to reconsider what you wrote about my being extinct? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4554 I heard you were a monster author. Was hoping you'd be my type. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4555 You want the autograph to read, “Dinky the Dino” Tom? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4556 I didn't appreciate the reference on page 141 to 'Need to slay the dragon' hiding in our souls. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4557 he says he has met you before 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4558 Godzilla vs. Joyce Carol Oates 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4559 It's 2 pm, Jane! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4560 Meet the author?...i thought it said eat the author.. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4561 Mmm.. I am looking for one Mr. Charles Darwin. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4562 I suppose we ought to discuss this in the office. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4563 I ate'm... who are you again?? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4564 Me Rex, here to eat the author 2 p.m. now? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4565 Millennials do not drink smoothies and do yoga 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4566 Ten more minutes and she'll see who's "purely fictional!" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4567 Would you like fries with me? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4568 You killed my dad! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4569 Ahhh, about the formula on page 39. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4570 It's clear you had help from a Thesaurus. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4571 I’m not really angry. I’d just like to shake your hand, but my arms are too short. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4572 How do you rationalize that the Butler did it? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4573 Sorry, no signature without a purchase. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4574 She wrote that his species was extinct 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4575 The dragon is based on me, isn't it Mabel? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4576 Can you help a dragon like me rekindle an old flame? My breath cooled off ages ago. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4577 I’m sorry, I thought it said “Eat the author, we dinosaurs have bad eyesight!” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4578 Please help, you are our only hope. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4579 Are you staying for the reading? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4580 You said it was "off the record". 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4581 Why does it have to be that the dragon ALWAYS gets slayed, huh? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4582 I'm here for my royalties. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4583 When are the dragons coming? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4584 I think 'Magic For Beginners' has a misprint. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4585 We need to talk. YOU need to listen. 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
4586 Who Said Dragons Are Fictitious? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4587 Swear your next book will be called "Tea With the Green Dragon," Ms. MacAvoy,or I burn the place down. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4588 I don't know what rock you live under, but Bella should have picked Jacob. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4589 Meet the author or eat the author, it's all just semantics to me. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4590 Just make it out to Arnie the Dinosaur. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4591 BTW Nancy will still recognize you Donald” 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4592 If you truly want to meet the author, talk to me first 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4593 Are you my mother --of dragons? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4594 Dra gon it...are you my mother? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4595 Breath 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4596 You are my favorite writer; I’m beyond excited to meet you! But, y’know, from your books I’d’ve sworn you were oviparous! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4597 How else did you expect the signing to drag on? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4598 Lunch ? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4599 Loved your book! But our group doesn’t breath fire anymore”. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4600 So how would this feng shui figure into predicting meteorites? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4601 How awkward. I thought it was 'eat the author 2 pm'. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4602 I found your book out of sync with modern life. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4603 You called me a BEAST! I'm going to burn these copies up with my BREATH! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4604 I've been in line since the Mesozoic Era and NOW you tell me I have to buy the new book to get an autograph? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4605 Sure, blame the Green Monster! 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
4606 Are you sure it's not a "silent M?" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4607 WE ARE NOT EXTINCT!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4608 it's about a friendly dragon! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4609 I can't read, I'm a real dinosaur! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4610 Blame the publisher. I wanted to give you credit as a cowriter. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4611 The sign outside says eat the author. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4612 I've waited 65 million years for this. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4613 I gotta tell you, your thriller aged me several million years. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4614 What's this about you predicting a meteor? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4615 As I thought I'd made clear, no actual dragons are used in the "dragon roll" recipe. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4616 Yes, it's impressive, but is it an oxford? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4617 I like the title “Avoiding Extinction” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4618 I didn't feel your depiction of the monster on page 27 was real. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4619 Well if they can publish the complete genome nuclear DNA sequence of the woolly mammoth. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4620 I had read somewhere that dragons have trouble reading the letter 'M." 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4621 I’m a Thesaurus. You know— a dictionary of synonyms, a comprehensive reference book, related words and idiomatic phrases. My enemies were antonyms. Now do I qualify to read your novel using time travel? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4622 I'll tell you why the ending didn't work because frankly the fire thing has gotten old, spear through his heart, scorched the village, blah, blah ,blah... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4623 You could have interviewed me or my friends before publishing your book. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4624 Can you sign it "Keep Rocking Larry?" 1.1228 0.06167 57 53 1 3
4625 Awwwrrrggghhh. I thought it was "Eat the Author" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4626 Oh, I thought it was "eat the author" . . . 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4627 Ma'am, I am not a character from your book. Look at me - a stegosaurus in scales and blood. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4628 Can you sign it, 'To Sammy, my favorite brontosinoasour" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4629 You write 'Trump never reads' but you don't credit him for knowing his base! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4630 Finally! Someone who really captures our true intentions. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4631 I may be out of line here, but your ending, where the dinosaurs die out, is full of holes. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4632 If you don't make me a friendlier dragon next time I'm going to eat you up! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4633 Why? Because you plagiarized my late cretaceous era bodice ripper, Moonlight & Majungasaurus. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4634 ARHHHAHHRHHH 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4635 I'm a sucker for Jurassic period pieces. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4636 At least Anne Rice could avoid the vampires by only doing day signings 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4637 Wait... this isn’t for Basic Extinction? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4638 After she exposed interspecies secrets, he came to nom nom nom her plume. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4639 No smoke, no fire. Goodby. 1.1228 0.03137 57 51 6 0
4640 Roxy here disagrees with a couple things you wrote in your book. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4641 How does he hold the book with his short little arms? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4642 There’s a typo on page four. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4643 Oh! My mistake! I thought this was an “eat the author” event. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4644 Chapter two plays on the negative stereotypes of dinosaurs and stigmatizes me as being different from my peer group. If I had a peer group. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4645 I thought it was Meet The ARTHUR, but I'm glad I stayed for your reading 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4646 The page when he went extinct really made him mad. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4647 How was I suppose to know it was 2pm AD. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4648 Sorry Spike, it was just to profitable to resist. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4649 I hope the 2 pm meeting the author will not drag on much longer 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4650 Excuse me, but I'd like an autographed copy of your book, The End of the Dino Age. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4651 Having read your wonderful book I find your mind so attractive that I just have to ask. Can we meet for a cup of tea? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4652 Wait, it’s MEET the author? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4653 I am sorry, I did not notice the m” 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4654 Was it something I wrote? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4655 You owe me! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4656 Your book is about creationism? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4657 Your book made certain claims about stegosauruses. Do I look like a creature with a brain the size of a walnut?! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4658 Sorry--I forgot my glasses and I thought that sign said Eat The Author 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4659 You must understand, the book is fiction... 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4660 I thought it dragon too much but I liked the ending. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4661 Go to the end of the line. If any books are left, you may eat them. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4662 No! I said make that out TO Rex! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4663 What do you mean animals aren’t allowed? I came back from the dead for this. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4664 It's not a bad biography but I didn't stomp on Tokyo and I don't know anyone named Mothra. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4665 Your in Canada lady, so correct the sign 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4666 For someone who has an idea about being extinct, the ideologies in your novel were quite dated 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4667 I hate these publicity events," she thought. "They always seem to drag on." OR "Wait a minute! Who are you? I thought this was 'Meet the Arthur'." (Take your pick. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4668 Are you the lady who writes about bad self-image? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4669 We agreed before the interviews that your book would not go into the Jackie Paper incident. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4670 Alright Sissie, now say it to my SMALL brain. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4671 Your mother rides a Vacuum Cleaner! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4672 I hope this is better than “Jurrasic Park” in terms of authenticity. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4673 Sir, I know you've been waiting a while, but I already told you I don't know George R.R. Martin or when the next Game of Thrones book is coming out. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4674 Who's a clone! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4675 As profound as your pictographic portrayals of me were, I feel you scaled me down a touch too much, just my opinion. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4676 Do you have it in hardback? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4677 550 fact-laden pages and nary a purple pop-up dino. Bravo Madam! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4678 I hear he's a voracious reader 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4679 As a character in your book, I wanted to meet you in person. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4680 It says “MEET” with an M! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4681 That must be a really quiet dinosaur 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4682 But Susan, you gloss over all of my good qualities. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4683 But you agreed not to mention my fire-breath. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4684 I didn’t like the sequel. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4685 Yes, I’ve been waiting in line for a while. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4686 What do you mean you don't take fossils? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4687 I'd like a word with George,please. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4688 Yes, I'd say my book appeals to older more mature readers".... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4689 How dare you. That was between me and Dina. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4690 I thought you said Eat The Author 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4691 It's as if you've been living my life." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4692 Every week I put on this ridiculous hat and enter this stupid cartoon contest and never ever win. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4693 You're right. Maybe it did say 'book singeing'. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4694 Your swamp monster character was nothing more than an offensive stereotype. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4695 I’m your biggest, but the ending felt like it drag-on. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4696 I typically enjoy slashers, but when the antagonist in each one of your stories is a large dinosaur with razor-sharp teeth, I feel attacked. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4697 What,I thought they said eat the author. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4698 I thought I asked for a thesaurus? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4699 I'm not a fan of your extinction event theory. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4700 Loved your Paleo cookbook but deeply disappointed with your latest--you’re getting too many things wrong about the Mesozoic diet. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4701 I can't wait to read your new epoch epic." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4702 I haven't been this moved by a story since the early Cretaceous. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4703 I am sorry but it’s to meet the author not eat the author! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4704 I did not particularly like the way you portrayed me in your last book. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4705 Thanks for the book-length study of ‘Caveman,’ but tell me: are Ringo and Barbara going to be here? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4706 Your book is all fake. Dragons don't fly. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4707 Why did they have to die?! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4708 Yes, I’m the one who’s been rage-tweeting at you about your book’s premise since the moment it was announced. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4709 I really don’t like ‘for my scaled friend’ dedicatory that is my life’s story, I want royalties not best wishes 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4710 Hi, I’m a huge fan AND punctual. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4711 Sure, it's cute, but that's NOT how Dinosaurs Say I Love You... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4712 When a character is mad at you in the wrong place at the wrong time! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4713 I feel like I didn’t get enough recognition. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4714 And I still down play the extinction! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4715 Well, you kinda made me look bad in there. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4716 I've only one question, 'Why can't you just let me be extinct from this polluted planet?' 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4717 ‘Writer’s block’ 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4718 Hey, thanks for writing about my struggles of getting an appointment with a plumber 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4719 I just think you’re a real monster for killing off your best character... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4720 So you’re the one telling people I destroy cities, huh?! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4721 Puff The Magic Dragon better not be about drugs! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4722 Can you point me to the chapter that talks about chicken pox please? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4723 My breath reaches 451 degrees Fahrenheit, but your writing melts my heart 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4724 Oh dear, I’m sorry Mr. Lizard, I didn’t intend to offend you and your family — Wait...that you are insulted disproves the thesis of my book! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4725 This is blasphemy, Karen!!! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4726 I hope you don't mind signing a copy from my cave 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4727 Can you wait in the queue ? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4728 Ms. Israel, we need to talk about your most recent book about dragons. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4729 Had a little accident with my first copy.... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4730 and I suppose you know the knight that killed my cousin 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4731 What do you mean you didn’t interview any actual dinosaurs before writing this book? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4732 One last date and I promise it will all be over. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4733 Have you not heard of Dragons and hoarding? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4734 ...or, not 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4735 Climate change, the asteroid, your novel... 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
4736 Pendeja 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4737 Hello Ms 2 P.M. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4738 Smells good here, is that the meeting for chick lit? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4739 Tell President Bully Trump “I am not intimidated.” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4740 The guys down at the swamp wanted me to speak to you about that "magic realism" label... 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4741 If the internet comment section were a place 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4742 Please make it out to RAWR! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4743 I told Audrey, the worst thing about doing these promotional gigs are the fans with dragon breath. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4744 How could you make me befriend the human ? My name is NOT Peter. — 1.1207 0.01739 58 54 4 0
4745 You ain't nothin but a hound dog. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
4746 I know you’re upset that I called you a “fire-breathing dragon” on page 11, but it’s only 1:55pm, so you’ll have to wait a bit longer to talk about it. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4747 Why did you write that dragons have lairs? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4748 I mean seriously. That guy was like 6 feet tall. There’s no way I would have lost! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4749 Jurassic? How dare you assume my era! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4750 Write “To D.L.M.” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4751 I keep telling you, it's not about YOU. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4752 Can you sign the inside of my belly? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4753 Your book is rip roaring just like my dad. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4754 Do you have any ranitidine? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4755 He ain’t nuthin’ but a hound dog. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4756 This IS embarrassing. From the back of the room I thought it said "eat the author". 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4757 But the sign downstairs says lunch was to be served at 1. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4758 That really was a harsh portrayal! And not all of it was true! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4759 So what if I'm a lousy side character, I want an autograph just like T-rex! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4760 Where's the rom-com, Phyllis? You promised. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4761 I bought five copies. At least look at me ‘Karen’. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4762 I don't care if you created me, you're appropriating my species. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4763 Loved the book. but found it passé." 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4764 A simple face mask would be easier and provide excellent protection. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4765 A contemporary story set in a magical world inhabited by wizards? Get real! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4766 You meet the weirdest people here. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4767 Yeah, lady, just sign it ,‘To Riley T. Monster, my bestest fan.’ 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4768 I can’t read!!! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4769 yeah, i'm here to return these books (it's 6pm so the meet the author event is long over) 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4770 Are you an allegory for sexism? Or just a large dragon? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4771 I'm sorry, but I think you were looking for Meat: The Author 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4772 The first in line came to "meet" the author, but not the kind of "meat" you're thinking of. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4773 Yes, Alice...some things do come back to haunt you. As I recall, you promised that our night in that cave was our 'little secret' and it would never see the light of day. Sure! Just to let you know: I hit the talkshow circuit next week. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4774 I'm sorry sir,"Eat the Author" was last Thursday at 2pm. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4775 So what you're saying is if I buy your book I'm going to end up looking like you same kind of skin hair eyes thighs really, will you autograph it for me? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4776 I really did not like the ending. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4777 You are way too early! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4778 Well, THAT'S disappointing. I'd have sworn the librarian said, "We've got a 'MEATY author event today.'" 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4779 I don't like the way you portrayed me. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4780 Oh, I’M the monster, you write! Well, have you stopped to consider ... oh, wait. Right, never mind. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4781 It clearly does not say “eat” the author 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4782 Well I say it's cultural appropriation, and I say to hell with it! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4783 Please inscribe: 'to Tod I'm why we need to visit grandpa's grave in Manhattan not North Dakota.' 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4784 I’ve been unfairly represented! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4785 Your dino erotica sickens me to no end. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4786 Theresa Carmody was lying on her death bed when you wrote that you had sexual intercourse with her. You have been peddling lies. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4787 OK, so it's five to two, but c'mon! I can go extinct any minute! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4788 I know it's a memoir, but what does your mother have to do with me? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4789 I'm from Cretaceous, not Jurassic! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4790 She probably referred to him and his species in a politically incorrect way. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4791 What do you mean by "the ugliest and scariest creature"? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4792 Wait a minute...are you a dragon, or a dinosaur?! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4793 Page 257. You promised I would return. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4794 I wonder if the Thesaurus feels misused. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4795 What was your favorite part? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4796 Dang. They said it was EAT the author! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4797 I am Hungry! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4798 OHOO, Books and Authors for dinner! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4799 Is this the polling place? Trump sent me. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4800 They let me butt in line because I'm Jurassic parked. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4801 And I say I'M still HERE! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4802 You don’t remind me of George R.R. Martin either! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4803 No way ma'am, I'm a Carnotaurus, not a Stegosaurus and I'll pay for the book in blood. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4804 Libelous! Only a wretchedly abridged statute of limitations saves you, madam. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4805 Nice try, lady. Renaming 'Tales of the Dragon Slayer' to 'Tails of Dragons' was ostensibly cunning, but your gall cuts to the quick. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4806 Is the Elsa character based on me? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4807 No, I am QUITE sure I heard this was going to be an “Eat the Author” event. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4808 Either sign the book or I’ll devour you just like I did Cleveland! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4809 Grrr! Anyone reading your book is going to know that it's me! 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4810 You've got a whole lot wrong in here about the Paleo diet! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4811 I'm a huge fan! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4812 Your attempted depiction of the Jurassic experience fails. I do not appreciate your appropriation of my Dino-ness for your own base ends. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4813 Any resemblance to real figures is coincidental 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4814 Please inscribe it to Rex and Regina. My wife adores your work. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4815 I misunderstood. I thought it was 'eat the author'. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4816 I object to the lack of diversity by having the voice of the dragon be narrated by a young white boy! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4817 Kolbert, I don't think I was portrayed fairly in your book. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4818 How old is this author? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4819 I don't usually come to these things but your descriptions sparkle. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4820 I don't devour books, just authors. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4821 What do you mean I have Dragon breath? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4822 You upset my mother 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4823 Address mine to: “To TRex with love” from your friend Steg 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4824 I've been waiting 20,000 years to meet you 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4825 Daphne's hunger was replaced by embarrassment when she realized the homophone. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4826 Would you happen to hold the coloring book edition? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4827 Quite frankly, your anti-Dragonism is as old as pre-historic times and I’m fired up about it. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4828 I believe you're in my seat. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4829 The Secret changed my life. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4830 I have an idea for your next book. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4831 You assured me there would be no identifying details used! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4832 The CDC recommends avoiding self-serve book situations. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4833 I just had to meet the person who put ME in the book! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4834 So, tell me to my face why you think I am vicious! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4835 You’re late! I’ve been waiting here for ages! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4836 Bet it was ghost written 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4837 You said you would tell the world my story, but you've reduced me to a monster! I'll see you in court. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4838 How to Train Your Dragon"? I never authorized this book! I'm going to get you fired! 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4839 I guess we can just ask the Thesauras why she used that word to describe it. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4840 I am your number one fan. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4841 Your portrayal of the princess's captor as a dragon perpetuates harmful stereotypes about the draconic community. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4842 In your next book I'm writing the last chapter and then you won't be sitting here. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4843 How to Train Your Dragon didn’t help with any of my anger management issues! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4844 That dictionary I ate gave me thesaurus throat. (esophagus, larynx, thorax, trachea, windpipe...). 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4845 I'm insulted...how could you forget asteroid strikes? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4846 Printed from my original plates? Have you not heard of Cultural Appropriation?” Judith McDonald Pasadena, California 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4847 I'm quite certain the invitation said ‘eat the author’! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4848 Well, it's so exciting to meet you. I won't keep you shocked, I'll just get a signed book and go. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4849 We need to have a conversation about Game of Thrones. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4850 Would you believe that I'm your twin brother?! Mom has a lot of explaining to do. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4851 I've been following your work for ages. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4852 Why did you kill me off in Book 2? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4853 I demand to know how you could portray a simple glassblower as such as villain! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4854 Please address it to Jennifer. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4855 I’m here for Milton and Rushdie. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4856 I’m sorry but your recent book made me feel like it was dragon on a little to long. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4857 Not ALL Dragons hate spicy salsa! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4858 A magic sword, Linda? Really? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4859 Yeah, but where can I by the book digitally?! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4860 I am a big fan of your children’s books. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4861 My vestigial arms cannot lift your book. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4862 And when she went to the book signing, the dinosaur was still there. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4863 Your book, “Let’s party, it’s just a pandemic!” really triggered me. I don’t like to wear masks either but I don’t wear them because the fire I breath out is intentional. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4864 This ‘one person at a time policy’ had me waiting millions of years 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4865 To be honest I thought you were dead 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4866 I'm the Hodag you mischaracterized as "primitive" in chapter six. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4867 Wait a second... you're not George R.R. Martin 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4868 What happens on page 76 of my life? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4869 ‘You think getting canceled is bad? Let me tell you about what happened to me.’ 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4870 Will the real Elena Ferrante please stand up? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
4871 ... and lastly, it's just halitosis 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
4872 Cookbooks schmookbooks. Can’t you at least include a token dragon now and then? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4873 Not "meet and EAT"? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4874 Must be Mesozoic time. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4875 Rodan was a terrible artist. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4876 Sorry, I thought I heard 'EAT the author.' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4877 Inaccurate betrayal. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4878 I can't read and my ears are shot. I thought I heard this was the line to eat the author. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4879 Got that? It’s the Geriatric Period. Not Jurassic. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4880 Forget the ballpoint. Just prick your finger. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4881 Herbivore? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4882 Your writing is shoddy and inaccurate and you completely misrepresented me in the book. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4883 No, the Jurassic Park author is her at 4. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4884 You couldn't portray us in a good light? Just once? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4885 You're early -- the Jurassic Park author is at 3pm! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4886 I said, 'I LIKED her, not LOVED her.' 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4887 Inscribe it to Steg Larsson, please. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4888 You owe me royalties for using my likeness. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4889 Your name is Darrell! "What' would you like me to wright inside the cover?" 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4890 I'm SO eager to meet the author - I've devoured all his books! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4891 I love pizza, NOT tacos! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4892 Hello 1,300th cousin. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4893 For your next book I would like to suggest a change in perspective. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4894 Mass extinction?! Historical fiction! I demand a happier ending! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4895 I promise you, this one's better 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4896 Darn it! I thought it was “Eat the Author!” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4897 You call that a Prince Valiant haircut? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4898 You have under rated my aggressive nature Don 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4899 Sales must be draggin a bit. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4900 I loved you, but to you, I was nothing but an etching in your cave! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4901 Don’t you think you should have addressed the elephant in the room in your book? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4902 I'm something of a hero myself, can you sign it "To Grendal", G-R-E-N-D-A-L. Thanks so much. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4903 Your book said I was purple. I'm not purple, I'm green. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4904 While I appreciate your gender positive message, I feel you may be casting negative racial stereotypes. #notalldragons 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4905 Darn! I thought the ad said "Eat the Author at 2 p.m.". 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4906 Who the hell am I? ... I'm the president of your fan club." 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4907 Say where’d you learn how to write shorthand like that? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4908 Chuck Tingle did a much better job of capturing my essence. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4909 Your last was lyrical, haunting and well-typed. Could you sign it, 'To Bev' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4910 the author? we wrote this together! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4911 I'm gonna show this fraud "Fiercest Dinosaur". 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4912 Princess, schmincess! That's not the way it happened and I'd like to set the record straight. Any problem with that? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4913 Can you sign my Balzac? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4914 How come you don’t have animals in your books? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4915 So you're the one making my people look like monsters! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4916 Couldn't you even get my name right? There are two Es in Grendel! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4917 I was told this was the line for Hatchimals! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4918 This is not the "meat" my Uber driver said I would find here. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4919 It's not for me, it's for my cousin Puff the Magic Dragon; I thought it might coax him out of his cave. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4920 If only you'd done one interview you'd have understood my side of the story. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4921 Your book gives me a bad reputation. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4922 Maybe he thought it was an EAT the author session. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4923 Puff the Magic Dragon huh?! HOW ABOUT PUFF THE PUNNY AUTHOR! HOW ABOUT THAT! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4924 Are you the one who said books are soon to be as dead as dinosaurs? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4925 So we're all supposed to just believe the dragon character was created completely out of thin air? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4926 Got anything by Darwin? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4927 frankly,I prefer jurassic history 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4928 thanks for writing about me but you got me all wrong 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4929 Donations in Times Square are down since your best seller claims we're extinct. Tourists yell that our costumes don't look real. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4930 My polemic was described as fire-breathing, too. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4931 thanks, its Godzilla.... with one D and two L's... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4932 Your books have a universal appeal 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4933 My bad. Thought it was 'eat the author.' 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4934 What didn’t you like about it? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4935 I am a little hot under the collar, the ending needs fixing making us dragons appear insensitive; we have burning desires too, ya know! Jody Kinsey, TORONTO, ONTARIO 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4936 No sir, the announcement was "Meet the author", as the sign says. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4937 Just wanted to stop by and say thank you for bringing me to life! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4938 Oh, it's "M"eet the author? Never mind.... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4939 Who does your research?! On page 44...I’m from the Jurassic period, NOT Devonian! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4940 I take issue on page 45 where you described my skin as leathery and orange. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4941 My apologies. I was sure that whoever answered the phone earlier said, "Eat the author 2pm.' 1.0980 0.03710 51 48 2 1
4942 Not even an asteroid could stop me from coming to this book signing! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4943 I told you my stories about me and Trump were off the record, how could you betray me? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4944 Not everyone can laugh at how their depicted in a novel. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4945 Long wait? You could say that. Let's just say I won't be reproducing any time soon. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4946 On Page 77 you said my hands were too small. My hands are NOT too small. They’re a perfect fit for my arms. You’re such a bully!” 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4947 Oh, MEET the author? I thought it said EAT the author, my mistake. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4948 It said « Meet the « AUTHOR », not MOTHRA. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4949 Who knew they could read? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4950 Your book says nothing about the sensitive side of those of my species. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4951 "I happen to be a 'literate' monster, with feelings, not the dumb beast you portrayed in the book! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4952 You're keeping alienating that character,making it flat and colorless. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4953 You won’t believe what you can get at party city these days. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4954 I hate to break it to you, sister, but take it from someone who knows... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4955 I understand you refer to my work extensively. I would be honored if you would sign it 'To Thesaurus.' 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4956 I'm so angry. How could you misspell my name? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4957 Author begins to have second thoughts about slaying of the dragon in her book 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4958 It's a good book, ma'am, but you misquoted me on page 79. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4959 Hey big monster... can I sign your book now?? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4960 The name0c5e37-b2d6-4b70-bc6c-b169d53f8ed0.1599887144.1.1599887204.1599887144.5cd5ae50-a79f-4762-afef-7 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4961 'I believe in your book you made some negative comments on our inbreeding culture, how dare you!? The Polish community wants to be accepted as normal people.' 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4962 We are not getting autograph today. He is not happy about the facts in her books about him. Vijay Rajput, Pembroke Pines, FL 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4963 I have always admired your opinions, but I imagined you as older. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4964 That prince was an evil bastard! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4965 Read my lips: Roaryalties! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4966 Ha!, and they call me a dinosaur. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4967 I'm more interested in the saurus behind you. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4968 Maybe I wouldn’t be offended if you didn’t portray us so unidimensional. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4969 and then, the ending is all wrong. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4970 I thought that the sign read eat the author! 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4971 Extinct? Look lady, I don't need no extinkin' badges for you to sign your book!" 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4972 I really dug your early work. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4973 So... how did you get out of the book? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4974 Everybody figured out the roman à clef 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4975 That moment when you realize that failing to see the letter “M” drastically alters your expectations. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4976 Your book really gave me a hunger for humans-I mean knowledge. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4977 He's acting like he's been waiting in line for 65 million years 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4978 It's always prince this,prince that. How about a little more dragon next time? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4979 Just make it out to 'Zilla. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4980 Overall, I liked the book. But your characterization of the lead figure as a "dragon of a man" irked me somehow. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4981 I have returned to make certain your book got our extinction correct. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4982 I didn't know how much veganism would change my life. Thank you, truly Karen. Now if you could sign my tongue... I ate the book. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4983 I can understand your disappointment, sir, but the sign does clearly say “M-E-E-T.” 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4984 now do you think that was a fair representation of scaly individuals? because i have some notes... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4985 Are you one national Geographic editor? I’m lolling for my family 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4986 You know... I'm also a writer. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4987 „ i don’t like how you made me Look in that Book. I don’t eat all of them, you know, just the annoying ones.“ 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4988 I’m really noticing a constant in my character defilement here 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4989 Look, mommy, I drew the before times! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4990 I could really relate 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
4991 Listen, lady, I don't want to be here either, but I'm your social media influencer. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4992 To submit your greeting, leave it as a comment on the book, with the hashtag, #bestauthorever 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4993 If you could sign the other copy "To Mothra, my second biggest fan" 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4994 Since this morning? Well, Brenda, I’ve been waiting since before the Pleistocene era so wait your turn! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4995 Being a homosexual myself, I’m a little annoyed that your only gay characters are Mega-sore-ass and Lick-a-lotta-puss. They both lacked depth. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4996 I don’t wanna cancel your culture dude, it’s just freaking science 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4997 Didn't know we had to put our human costumes on for the meet 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4998 Finally we meet. You know that was my book to write Susan. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4999 How much gold do I have to pay to keep me alive at least in one of your books? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5000 Thank Goodness... I've been waiting in this line for Eons! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5001 A line from your book hurts my religious sentiments. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5002 Please sign it: to my brother on his two-thousandth birthday. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5003 I’m old enough to remember when books sold. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5004 Page 173 - care to explain? I'm Triassic, NOT Jurassic! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5005 I have a bone to pick with you about cultural appropriation. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5006 Someone is about to get fired up. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5007 I’m so excited! I’ve been waiting for ages. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5008 These days we're not so much ferocious as voracious. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5009 It's for my nephew. He's a bookworm. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5010 Not eat the author. Meet the author. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5011 I love your style. And the way you wright non-fiction is just mind-blowing 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5012 The auror's next week, sir. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5013 The ending had me on the edge of my lair. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5014 I travelled 70 million years to be here. And you have the nerve to ask me to wait another 10 minutes? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5015 All sustenance in the end yes, but it's a homophone nevertheless. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5016 I never liked dungeons 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5017 He said this is the third time she misquoted him regarding the late Mesozoic. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5018 I have a bone to pick.” Submitted by Douglas Monaghan Floral Park, New Yor 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5019 It’s after two o’clock! Are you from the land that forgets time? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5020 Not all dinosaurs are ‘backwards thinking’. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5021 I thought the chapter on my battle with King Kong was over the top and even a bit lurid, by my standards. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5022 I thought the poster said Gary Larson 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5023 Sorry, I thought it said "eat". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5024 ...And I didn't like how all the dragons in your book were gold hoarders. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5025 Your opening sentence whet my appetite 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5026 Your prehistory is full of anachronisms! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5027 Author is dead meat. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5028 I'm not very fond of what you've been writing about me. I'm just your average triceratops trying hard to get by. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5029 Meet the Author?" I was told it was "Eat the Author". 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5030 I came from back in time to get here. Why haven’t you started yet? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5031 Been waiting all morning, I'm your biggest fan. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5032 Oh, I'll wait all day. I'm in NO rush. He thinks he can just go ahead and repeatedly use the word "dinosaur" in a derogatory way? Well, I'm way more modern than this hack writer will ever be! You hear me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5033 While I enjoyed the writing, I thought your history of Tokyo was somewhat lacking. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5034 Sorry, it's not "Eat the Author." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5035 I thought you were interviewing me off the record! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5036 I checked with all my dragon friends, and none of us know of any dragons that “fly “ or “breathe fire”. Bottomline, you perpetuating a fraud... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5037 You were just the ghostwriter! I''ll see you in court! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5038 After reading the roaring reviews, I just had to meet you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5039 I made it through a mass extinction for this sequel?! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5040 Your dream sequence was exquisite but the description of me...errr...um... I mean... the 'unimaginable horror' was missing the realism present in the rest of your story. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5041 What have you got against dragons? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5042 I thought it said ''meet and eat" instead of "meet and greet". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5043 Your research was way off on my Mothering skills 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5044 The stepping on of buildings is hurting my feet and the incessant screaming is hurting my sensitive ears. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5045 Just sign it 'To Glog--thanks for an unforgettable night' ". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5046 Could you make it out to my daughter, Lizzy? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5047 You really portrayed me as a monster. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5048 ...and also, it was SUE not Stu! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5049 Dorothy had been made aware that she was allowed to hold the reading via zoom. Dorothy declined. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5050 I just love your books! I absolutely devoured the last one. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5051 How long are you willing to wait? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5052 You owe me residuals on your Big Bang book. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5053 You wanna write speculative fiction, you gotta deal with speculative fiction. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5054 Yes, very nice, cos-players are at 4 PM. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5055 You slandered my father. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5056 You didn’t capture my good side very well but gave that meteor plenty of attention! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5057 I wonder if she's his Lunch Date? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5058 The rest of my family were first editions too. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5059 I know. I know. I was a donkey and it wasn't working for me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5060 I didn't know she was your Mother when I had her killed by the She-Wolf. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5061 I’m sorry, but “EAT the author” is tomorrow’s event at our cross-town location. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5062 I thought it said “eat the author” and I haven’t had lunch 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5063 You have NO idea how long I’ve been waiting to say this to you... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5064 You describe the protagonist as stoic. That totally rhymes with Mesozoic. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5065 I'm guessing you're not a big fan. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5066 I don’t need the book I’m just wondering if you’ve seen my cousin Hillary 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5067 The sign clearly states MEET not EAT!" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5068 Plagiarist! You took this straight from my podcast! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5069 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CLIMATE CHANGE AND I AM HERE TO SHOW YOU THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX....ASK ANYONE...EVERYONE KNOWS I AM RIGHT...I KNOW MORE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE THAN ANYONE 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5070 How much for your e-spacebook edition? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5071 how was i supposed to know this was a line for meeting an author? i'm a dinosaur, lady. i can't read. i just get in lines when i see em and hope or the best 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5072 There's a typo in the sign atop the desk. It should have read EAT THE AUTHOR. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5073 You're extinct! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5074 Someone told me that I would find the way of the dinosaur here! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5075 He's a huge fan. Devoured her book in one sitting. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5076 As you can see, we ARE NOT EXTINCT. Next time I'll be sitting in your chair signing MY book. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5077 Wait a few minutes...I’ve waited millions and millions of years! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5078 This better be worth it, I've been in line 65 million years. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5079 How many dactyls are ahead of us? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5080 #MeDragon 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5081 If the asteroid was so dangerous, why did it take Mr. Woodward 60 million years to publish the damn book? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5082 Oh, I thought it was "eat" the author and I wanted a late lunch... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5083 So, you think you know Japan huh? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5084 Edith, how could you make me out to be such a monster! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5085 Of course I’m upset, it reads like I’m dinosaur. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5086 'Rawrr!!!' Oh dear! My hand print it is! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5087 It was your publisher that really saved you. 1.0833 0.02105 48 45 3 0
5088 Laundry day... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5089 So sorry you misunderstood the message. It 's a meet, not eat, the author meeting. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5090 Next time, talk to my agent first 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5091 Wow! Now I understand the term dragon breath. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5092 Your theory of a mass extinction at the end of the Cretaceous Period obviously needs some work. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5093 Whack job! I f you knew I was going to kidnap the Princess why didn’t you tell the public sooner? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5094 I thought I heard "eat." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5095 You're a much better writer than Michael Crichton 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5096 Her books had them rolling from their graves. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5097 Just had to meet the paleontologist who wrote a book about me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5098 My name isn't Barney, and I'm not extinct. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5099 Yes, but I hear her book has been widely criticized in non reptilian circles. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5100 Please sign, "To Godzilla, I love what you've done with Tokyo!" 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5101 Is that 2pm BC or AD? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5102 Will you sign one for me or not?! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5103 No, madam - BOOKS are the real dinosaurs! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5104 Excuse me, but what give you the right to write a book about dinosaurs? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5105 You Made fun of me in Game of Thrones 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5106 I’m sorry you’re upset, but if you think you’re an authority, maybe you should write your own paleo diet book. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5107 I just got Mr Trumps twitter I'm here to eat the author 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5108 Well, to me it wasn't about writing a book. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5109 Ooooh, Dragon Lady. I thought she was a lady dragon. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5110 I’m an avid eater of your work! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5111 Reliance upon human sources only warps your version of history. That is not what happened, and you know it. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5112 You really captured how a slayer of man and destroyer of worlds can evolve. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5113 And I thought Jurassic Park was just a movie... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5114 What! You think that I am extinct because I couldn't read? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5115 I think you owe us an apology for the comments in your book about our shenanigans at Jurassic Park. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5116 Next time,get my name right. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5117 I’m sorry, but the Eat the Author session doesn’t begin until 5:30. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5118 My mistake. I thought it was "eat the author" at 2pm so I skipped lunch. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5119 The subject-matter is a bit didactic, but the pages sure are delicious! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5120 Please sign it to Dino and date it 10,000 B.C. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5121 Aren’t you the author of “What happens after quarantine?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5122 ''Sorry to cut ahead of you guys, but I don't have much time left!'' 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5123 She didn't like what you wrote about how we raised her 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5124 Can you inscribe ‘To Cedric’” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5125 She refuses to start in protest this critic in front really roasted her. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5126 This is an unauthorized biography! I want my movie rights, "drag-gone" it!" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5127 Who are you calling an ancient beast?! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5128 Thank you Greta and Al for holding my place in line; it was just a matter of time...! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5129 We especially identify with Tony's struggle to fit in with his peers. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5130 Lady, you know nothing of this earth! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5131 Hell hath no fury like a Chungkingosaurus scorned. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5132 I was looking around and noticed you guys are missing books about “ going extinct “ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5133 Finally,I was starting to get hungry. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5134 Ah, aren't you the dragon from my MFA program who scorched everyone else's work? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5135 More like cold-blooded libel,my dear! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5136 No, that wasn't the way it happened , I was there! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5137 To my scariest fan, love your most Human Author 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5138 The word "Meat" got my attention. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5139 Must your writing be so highly evolved? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5140 What do you mean it doesn't drop until Tuesday. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5141 So, what happened after the astroid hit‽ 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5142 There seems to be a misunderstanding. Ittsays meet, not eat. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5143 I’m going to wait for the movie. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5144 Glad the lockdown was lifted so I could walk myself -please dedicate to my favorite nurse. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5145 Non-fiction? Wait till my therapist find out about that! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5146 I'll sue you for portraying me as a negative character, you 'terrible' creature! See you in court 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5147 Wait until T-Rex gets here. Then we will see weight being thrown around. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5148 ROAR!!! CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO "MY NUMBER 1 FAN WITH A ❤️ and 😃 EMOJI ?" - THANK YOU. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5149 I'll fax you my impressions on this printed book. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5150 You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5151 The next Jurassic Park film where that are adapting to modern life… like queuing 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5152 Trans women are women. Trans men are men. How difficult is that to understand? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5153 You created me with this story. I demand a cut of the sales. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5154 I thought we said I wasn’t going to breathe fire in this one, Martha. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5155 ...and of all that you witnessed, what was your most remarkable experience in the Trump White House? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5156 We are not all bad! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5157 Don't you feel physical books are a little dated at this point? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5158 Hallmark movie: cutting room floor 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5159 The Myth and Fantasy section, hmmm? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5160 So they published your book instead of mine? What happened to #ownvoices? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5161 Of course I’m the villain in your version, just wait till my book deal comes through! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5162 I like your book. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5163 I didn't appreciate how you depicted us as terrible lizards, alright? We're birds! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5164 Your books are too large for my hands. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5165 Make it to my daughter, Linda, and please make it say, ‘Rawr!’ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5166 I can’t believe that woman won’t let the author sit 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5167 We are all the same, treat me the same. # 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5168 Believe me I am not going to trick or treat you...I forgot my sanitizer spray at home....do you have any? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5169 You didn't add me to you book of predictions for 2020! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5170 The review said you had a “meteoric rise.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5171 Is this not the 3pm George R.R. Martin meet and greet? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5172 Sorry. I thought you were JK Rowling... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5173 After your latest release I'd much rather meat the author 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5174 'Some' poetic lisense, you said?!?" JK Fuller, Genoa, N 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5175 I now know why the critics have said her new novel will be a monster success 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5176 He doesn't look very happy with her tell-all book. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5177 There you are again. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5178 You are a herbivore, right? Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, MA. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5179 Seriously, another tell all about my leadership? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5180 Why doesn't any of your characters look like me? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5181 ''Are you thinkin', what I'm thinkin'?" 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5182 It’s simply not an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons; and, madam, there are no dragons in your book! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5183 Hahaha, 2020, amirite? Fuck masks. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5184 I'm sorry but "Eat the Author" starts at 4 pm can you come back ? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5185 How'd you like me to slay you? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5186 What do you mean, you won't add ""With all my Love" 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5187 How could did you say such things? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5188 Make it out to 'My friend, Fred Flintstone'. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5189 There must be some mistake. I'm looking for KING Author. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5190 Brenda’s juicy tell-all had Denis breathing fire. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5191 Have you ever thought about becoming a ghost writer? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5192 I told you her "works" have been considered ageless. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5193 Oh, you’re one of those fans. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5194 Wait – I thought ARTHUR would be here at 2:00. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5195 Personally I find your uncle Donald's pre-truth to be fresh and invigorating in the evolution of ideas." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5196 Eat the Author” is one flight up 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5197 I thought the invite said, "Eat the Author." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5198 We've been waiting half an hour. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5199 They said "if you want to come 'meet' the author." 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5200 Maybe they don’t even need Eric Burden. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5201 Whatever! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5202 I hear she rejected him for the voice over in the audio book version. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5203 My mistake, I thought the announcement said "EAT" the author. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5204 I must be in the wrong line. I was looking for Eat the author. Anita Barlow anitabar@cox.net 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5205 No, I didn't bring a book to sign, Your Highness. Look at me! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5206 You misspelled my name in the text and credits. Make it right. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5207 He's irritated! He usually catnaps around this time. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5208 Mr Dragon, it’s meet the author, not eat the author... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5209 Sign it ‘To someone who already knows he’s a dinosaur.’ ’ 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5210 We’re going to need a urine sample. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5211 Godzilla can handle turgid prose 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5212 So, you say Maurice Sendak has a little plagiarism issue with me? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5213 How dare you portray me as an ogre! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5214 So much for the tolerant left. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5215 Why do I always have to be the bad gay? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5216 I plan to EAT the author at 2 PM. 1.0667 0.02247 45 43 2 0
5217 I really found the imagery quite effective." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5218 You missed to slay one dragon! I am he. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5219 Hi, I'm here to meet the author," he said. "Oh, and I'm a dinosaur. I hope you don't mind." She minded very much. A dinosaur had killed her father. Hell, this fact was in her memoir! Did the dinosaur at her book signing even read her memoir? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5220 Hi, I had a question about your book's title, "Big Ugly Dragon Who's Husband I'm Fucking" 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5221 He told me outside he's fed up with books that advocate "draining the swamp." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5222 I'm here to EAT the author, silly. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5223 Can you sign it, "To my darling, I've loved you since you were just an egg."? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5224 Changing the names doesn't always protect you. I want a signed apology. I am not a monster. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5225 Just how did you expect to be remembered? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5226 Your readership isn't extinct - far from it. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5227 For your information, your book is filled with scathing inaccuracies. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5228 I was under the impression I could eat the author. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5229 Admittedly, my antipathy toward your work is extinctive. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5230 I was expecting Michael Crichton. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5231 Time to mee my creator 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5232 I knew Thesaurus. Thesaurus was a friend of mine. And these books, ma'am, are no Thesaurus! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5233 what it feels like when sales are bad. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5234 Love your hair. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5235 How to conquer your nightmares" — I thought we agreed that I got co-authorship 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5236 I need some cookies! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5237 I'm just saying I would never! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5238 Sign them all: "Dear Paleontologist,Dinos can read and tell time." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5239 I need to tell him a thing or two about climate change! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5240 There is no comma and it's "meet" and not "meat" 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5241 You said your characters were a work of fiction!!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5242 Your theory of evolution was obviously flawed 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5243 Well, I am sorry, but my editor said she had taken care of all the permissions. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5244 As the hero of your book I think I should be getting part of the royalties. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5245 I want to discuss how you described me on page 113. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5246 Lady, I waited in line for two hours. So, no. You may not just inscribe it "To T-Rex." Spell it out. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5247 So excited to finally meet you--I've been a fan for ages! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5248 Sign mine in blood 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5249 You told me you'd leave out the part about me and you in the Happy Days motel, in your book. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5250 I came all the way from California to New York on my motorcycle. I bought your book. Now sign it! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5251 Grrrr I thought this was the buck a kiss line! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5252 Grrr... I'm here for the author's grrr... meat and grrr... eat. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5253 I find it impossible to accept your theories regarding extinction. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5254 Stereotypical claptrap! We have feelings, too, y'know. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5255 Fuck off , creep! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5256 We had a deal. The secrete is between you and me! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5257 I didn't like your mention of me on page 27. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5258 C'mon. Really? You had to rub it in, how small my arms are? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5259 I wanted to thank you for finally giving my father the dignity and respect he has been until now denied....never got it from the liars at PIXAR! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5260 Oh I thought they said “Eat the author at 2 P.M.” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5261 I ran into somebody reading your last book --and found them So Tasteful 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5262 Matilda, thank you for including three chapters of our torrid relationship in your book. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5263 Hey, I don’t have all day 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5264 Pardon me, but what time does the eat the author event begin? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5265 I ate each of your books. They are equally disgusting. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5266 Dear gust hold your thoughts the writer is coming . 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5267 The guy in front of us thinks it reads, ‘Meat, the author, 2pm‘.” 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5268 There. I met you. Now when’s the ‘and eat’ part? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5269 So you think it's funny to make jokes about slaying dragons? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5270 Can you make it out to "Marvin?"? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5271 I feel like I've been waiting in this line for ages. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5272 [STEGOSAURUS ROAR] 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5273 The author has dinosaurs all wrong! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5274 Triassic Park?” Seriously 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5275 I'm sorry but I've been waiting a little longer than they. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5276 If your comments check out, I'll put an errata in the second edition. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5277 Jeez, I could swear the radio said “come eat the author”! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5278 ‘I’m here to tell the author:I don’t and never did have tiny hands! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5279 Sorry to offend you, but when I wrote about slaying your own dragons, I meant it metaphorically.... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5280 Your negative stereotyping of dragons and other mid-evil beasts is causal to us being marginalized and denigrated in the greater adventure literature society. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5281 So is there a WOW factor? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5282 You're not Maurice Sendek.. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5283 It can't read so it might have heard someone say, "Eat the author." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5284 I'm tired of being personified as the vilain I've got feelings to. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5285 What have you done with Pete? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5286 That's after my time 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5287 By my watch it's 1:57... the critic has been trying to stare her down for almost five minutes... have you seen her blink? Not even once... this happens every time she publishes a new cook book. To think we're in line to see it... just wow. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5288 To Greg, To Myra, To Rob, To Susan, and To Graaaackerrraaannkkkh. Lemme spell that last one...... 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5289 Don’t blame me for not getting tenure. Your theory of extinction reveals a tragically prejudicial view of the species. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5290 And for the record, dragons are herbivores. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5291 I’m here to make sure books don’t meet the same fate as my family. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5292 Next time, write a book about salamanders... at least I’ll have something good to eat? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5293 He insists that not all the dinosaurs were killed by the asteroid. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5294 I am here to discuss how I am being portrayed in your book. Can you imagine how I feel being described as dragon fire beast? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5295 Darn it! I thought the sign said “Eat the author. “ 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5296 I don’t like the way I was portrayed in your book 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5297 I’m not saying a thesaurus isn’t useful, but you should have consulted a stegosaurus ” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5298 Darned homophones! Will there be other snacks? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5299 Is it almost 2:00? I forgot my watch. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5300 Your book makes it sound like I was a monster when we were married. I‘m here because my girlfriend wanted an autographed copy. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5301 Why is it that the dragon is always the antagonist !? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5302 I think he has a certain opinion about her new Vegan cookbook. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5303 How dare you write that "Tell All" book about me!!!!! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5304 Please make it out to Steg ... no with one g ... your greatest fan. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5305 I'm upset at how you characterized me in your book. I am not a thick skinned bully! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5306 You spineless human! What do you MEAN you won't sign my book? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5307 Look, I’m into happy endings! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5308 I'm a bit miffed at how you described me. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5309 Well trained enough to line up for lunch. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5310 Don’t worry, the book is safe, just sign it, we are Carnivores. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5311 Why 5 copies- well I tend to burn through my reading list pretty quickly. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5312 you write things so strange it makes me shiver 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5313 I am a big fan of your work. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5314 The Sixth Extinction, my ass! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5315 I never stop writing. But my drafts are always dumped by killer asteroids, or my computer goes haywire. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5316 I'm sure they said, "Eat the author." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5317 Prejudice and stereotypes... did you even interview one single dragon!?!?? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5318 Not my father in law again trying to get a free copy. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5319 At that moment, Fred knew, he shouldn't have eaten his ophthalmologist. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5320 Tokyo was the villain—in the first draft. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5321 I pictured you a lot bigger. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5322 Just write "sick nasty", she'll understand. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5323 As a fellow paleontologist I find the cremation of your species frustrating Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5324 I do not, in fact, love tacos. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5325 Both of us look extinct. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5326 But you said I was your favorite dinosaur. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5327 Tell me again about human induced mass extinction 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5328 You misread it. The word is 'meet', not 'eat'. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5329 I want you to know that I scaled this building to be first in line - I’m a big fanosaurus! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5330 testing caption contest for subscriber-- disregard entry 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5331 My cousin is not a fire-breather, but a couples therapist. Did you ever stop to consider that? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5332 The only weird thing about this image, is that no ones wearing a mask 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5333 I’ve yet to have lunch and have the appetite of a giant lizard , I can’t wait until 2 PM! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5334 It has been eons since I read a book so I don’t want to miss this. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5335 It’s meet with a double ‘e’ 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5336 Hey... You’re not Adam Rubin! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5337 This meet is too bony and lean, not worth the wait. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5338 Listen, I don't NEED training! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5339 What, there aren't enough good dragon writers out there so you get to appropriate their stories 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5340 You wrote about me like you knew me. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5341 You think you know us, but you’re guessing. And your inference re our small hands is way off base. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5342 Pardon me, I’d like to debate your assumptions in chapter 3 on me being a figment of imagination. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5343 They're not just your memories, you know. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5344 Okay, a meteor did not kill ALL the dinosaurs, but the fact remains this is not an 'EAT the Author' event." 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5345 ...not if you're going to burn it again. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5346 I remember when your species couldn't walk upright, let alone read and write. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5347 Thought your book was so DINOmite, I grabbed five. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5348 ....Yet your book title says; The Extinction Of The Dinosaurs! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5349 This line is only for non-fiction readers 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5350 This is only for breakfast 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5351 Seems like we've been in line for eons... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5352 If I’d known you were going to make me into a monster. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5353 Shall I address it, 'To Lizzie?' 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5354 Sorry it was published in Japanese Godzilla. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5355 I'm a bit peeved at being portrayed as the bad guy 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5356 I'm so glad to finally meet you! I've been waiting for millenniums! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5357 Pete can fly! you say. Where are my wings? Bonnie. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5358 Great, I was hoping for a wider distribution. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5359 Enjoy! This book will just slay you. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5360 Wow, I've been wanting to meet you for so long! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5361 What do you mean you can't sign my book because I'm extinct! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5362 Its' about time someone explored the intersection of being a woman and a dragon. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5363 I'm Barney's daughter - you've terribly mischaracterized our relationship. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5364 Pretend I'm your protagonist. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5365 Maybe you should eat a candy bar, you're looking a little ugly right now. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5366 And you promise Self Help? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5367 Your 'Revisionist History of the Mesozoic Era' was a huge disappointment! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5368 Your new dictionary of synonyms and antonyms is all well and good, but I'll have you know I've been THE saurus for eons! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5369 What do you mean - nonhumans to the back of the line? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5370 Oops, I'm sorry, I thought it said eat the author. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5371 Signing? Nah, this dude's here for a burning. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5372 Trust me. The book world is dead. I can get your work on every cave in the world. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5373 Oh, so it’s a greet and “meet” the author! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5374 No I DON'T know when 'Winds of Winter' is coming out. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5375 You have no idean how long I have been waiting for this. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5376 You didn’t tell me I would get slayed in the sequel. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5377 I love that your recipes call for everyday ingredients everyone has on hand. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5378 She thought that she knew this guy,but alas,after he ate and digested 3 boxes of her book,she realized it wasn't him. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5379 I just wanted to share that I also know what it’s like to be all but extinct. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5380 I just think you could've done more research on my species before sticking to stereotypes 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5381 What makes you think you know anything about dragons? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5382 And you thought I was extinct. We will see who gets the publishing royalties. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5383 I'm sorry, but I must dispute your timeline. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5384 What’s that smell? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5385 ...and I think your "inerudite monster" trope is reductive and banal. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5386 I don't think Godzilla has been treated fairly. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5387 Halfway through the first chapter I was the one screaming hysterically! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5388 Can you please make it out to my friend? His name is T. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5389 First, I tied her because she asked for it, it was consensual and second: We were on a breeeeaaaak 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5390 I thought this was the buffet. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5391 I have been a GIGANTIC fan of yours before I could even remember learning how to read. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5392 'Now that I met you, i can can go and extinct' 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5393 Your belief in creationism is repugnant and it infringes on my ability to go extinct 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5394 Really, Carla, you couldn’t have waited until I was extinct to air our dirty laundry? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5395 No, my name’s Liz. This is for my mom. She’s a big fan. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5396 Do I need to get hit by a meteor to get a signature? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5397 Sexuall assault and harassment?! Is that you call our fairy tale in your memoirs, princess? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5398 Don’t judge a dinosaur by its cover. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5399 Why did you leave out the entire Cretaceous era? 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5400 There must have been a mix-up with your editors, Janice. I think they meant thesaurus, but they got a theSAURUS instead. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5401 I flipped through the book, but couldn't seem to keep my eyes on it 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5402 A dragon at a book signing? Very on brand for 2020. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5403 Evolution IS real. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5404 I’m still furious that you wrote me out of your history book. There was no reason for that! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5405 Apparently it’s good, my arms make it a difficult read. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5406 How did you know? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5407 Well, they said it was a story for the Eons 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5408 I will not be associated with your political mess! 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5409 They tell me it’s a real page turner. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5410 I really AM the King of Cosplay and a big fan of your work. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5411 she's in the bathroom 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5412 Can you make it out to Terry the Lizard King? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5413 Hey! You’re not Michael Crichton.... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5414 I sure hope the sequel was worth the wait. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5415 Your books are my favorite tasting books 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5416 Hi can i get a copy of jurassic park. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5417 Do I *look* like a character in a children's book? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5418 Excuse me, my ticket said this event was called “Eat the Author” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5419 I'm going to boil over if I read 'cold-blooded' one more time. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5420 Eat the Author is the next table down. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5421 Clever girl. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5422 Oh, I thought it was eat. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5423 What time do we come "sir look at the poster" where 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5424 I'd like to eat, I mean heat, I mean meet your sources... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5425 Can you make them out to "A Princess in Distress"? She loves your work. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5426 I bet she includes dragons favorably in her next book. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5427 What are you doing after work? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5428 Just sign it, "To Thomas Rex, Sorry I called you extinct!" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5429 Sandra’s fanbase usually skewed much older. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5430 Can you sign it to Puff? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5431 Just sign it 'To Dino' 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5432 I can't fly. I never flew!" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5433 Darn it, it seems that I've forgotten my copy. Would you mind signing the back of my tongue? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5434 I'll torch the book if I have to be extinct again 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5435 No, I don't need a book..... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5436 Let's talk about your little of Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event theory! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5437 I just learned the fire I breathe can be quite damaging to whoever breathes it in. Not to worry. You don't even need to wear a fire retardant mask. It's okay. I do not want to create a "panic." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5438 ...and i feel like you’re profiting off my extinction. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5439 I hated seeing the protagonist as fire breathing! 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
5440 Make it out to: To my sweet little Steagosaurus...that's S-t-e-a-g... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5441 Your book made me feel like I was right back in the Jurassic. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5442 I'm here for the Eat the Author at 2 P.M.... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5443 Next to Maurice Sendak you're my favorite author. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5444 Yes, one for each egg, please. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5445 When I replaced the "thesaurus" with an internet app while writing my book. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5446 I told you the arm thing in confidence, Donna! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5447 I'm having a difficult time accepting the events in the book are accurate or real. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5448 why did you kill me in Chapter 3?! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5449 Why did you kill me off in Chapter 3? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5450 What flavor are they? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5451 Don't get cute young lady, or I'll chew your head off. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5452 Next time can you place me on the beach instead of a dark cave. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5453 M-e-e-t and M-e-a-t are quite different." 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5454 Get in line lady. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5455 Make it out to Mothra 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5456 I can't tell if you're unhappy with your portrayal in the book or if that's your natural expression. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5457 Sign the five copies or I'll curse you with dragon breath. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5458 Every monster in your book is extremely one-dimensional. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5459 She was an adult who wrote novels about dragons, and the face that dragons exist did nothing to lessen the stigma. That her novels were completely devoid of irony should also be noted. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5460 Why you name me dinosaurs? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5461 Alright everyone line up!" "Ya mean like rows and columns? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5462 Say, can I cut in line before, uh, you know... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5463 You really didn't have to spill my whole "extinction" story. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5464 He wanted the knight to end up with the dragon... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5465 You can just make it out to "Dino" 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5466 Earl Sinclair having lunch at the Strand on Columbus. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5467 Yes I am very angry over your use of the pejorative term, Prehistoric. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5468 After all these years, I didn’t know that King Gogar was a pen name. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5469 Meet, not eat? My bad 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5470 What advise do you have for someone who's been working on their book for eons? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5471 I'd rather EAT the author! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5472 I've been waiting for this moment forever. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5473 You, Karen, do not know me so I am going to eat all your silly books! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5474 Oh, great. At that size I can't get it into eye sight. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5475 When you wrote about "dragoons" I suspect you really meant "dragons." 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5476 Oh, I thought it was meat the author! Sorry. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5477 I'm wondering if it thinks the sign says, "Eat the Author.' 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5478 Oh, you meant the adjective, not the noun. Sorry, on behalf of all dragons. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5479 No thanks, I'm happily married. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5480 I thought you'd release it on audio. For obvious reasons, I can't read the book. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5481 Please make out one to 'Daenerys' and the other four to ... let me think, how many Lannisters are left...? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5482 Can you please make it out to Mothra? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5483 About the part that says dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteor”. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5484 Darling you said Dino was going to be able to eat the author. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5485 I’d like to know why you must always paint me as the bad guy? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5486 Triassic, Jurassic, does Larry Ferlinghetti still own this bookshop? We grew up together. Oh yes, he is older than I am. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5487 I'll repeat. Our culture and expressions are not for anyone's appropriation! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5488 I didn't believe the character! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5489 Literature makes the world go roundhshshs 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5490 What exactly did you mean "Talk with your Dragon"? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5491 Amber alert. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5492 My brain may be the size of a pea, but your usage of the second person as the narrator was like... well, it was like something bad. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5493 Been around for 65 million years. No, I’m not extinct. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5494 He's saying that he's suing her for using his name without his permission. Her nom de plume is "T. Rex." 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5495 It's T-dash-R-E-X, oh thank you so much! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5496 I left my book back in the time machine. Can you save my spot? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5497 The author of the new ‘Beowulf’ translation meets her sensitivity reader. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5498 He thought he was in the George R.R. Martin line. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5499 Your author is over there in the longer line. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5500 What, you think your book doesn’t appeal to us older readers? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5501 I'm here to meet the elephant in the room. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5502 So I'm an unconfirmed source? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5503 I tried to tell this guy he had the dragon thing all wrong before the book went to print, but he didn't answer the email from my Fire-fox account. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5504 Definitely worth waiting for 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5505 I guess "Extinct and Good Riddens" was not the best title for this book. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5506 How can you possibly pretend to know what life was like for me in prehistoric times? And no, I don't want a signed copy. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5507 Before you sign any more copies of your book about life in Jurassic Park, Dr Sattler, we need to talk. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5508 I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate that your book was all inclusive and so relatable, not just for the average reader but for those of us who are, dare I say, giant slithering lizard monsters from New Jersey. That shit is tight, Carol! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5509 We need to talk about how you spoiled the ending. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5510 I hope I'm not too much of a drag on you... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5511 “You’ve got no idea how long I was waiting on line.” 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5512 But the flyer said “eat the author!” 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5513 So enjoyed your story about the little lizards basking in the sun on a hot July afternoon. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5514 You speak to my soul. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5515 Did you read the book in which all the large animals disappear when humans appear? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5516 The Author's meeting really spiked the dinosaur's attention. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5517 You have no idea how long I've been waiting to meet you. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5518 Hey, I'M the one who was scheduled for 2 p.m.! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5519 Of course Godzilla would come to the library, Easy to catch on fire and a lot of people, especially now. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5520 She's not happy--today's for fans, not characters. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5521 No Madame, I am not wearing a consume. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5522 Is this one that you have to figure out where the bones are buried? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5523 yeah. no i mean, i am a dragon. so i can’t actually read. but i love getting random signatures. it’s ironic, and that’s the whole point. you dumb idiot. you piece of shit bitch. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5524 Admit it Ruth, I'm Rick Reptilian in your book! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5525 He can't spell meat" 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5526 I'm guessing she doesn't know that in Dinosaur, the m is silent. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5527 ...and the part in your book where you say 'brontosaurus was the most lovable dinosaur'.... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5528 We need to talk about your stereotyping of dragons. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5529 I was excited to...mmm...eat you, but now that I see it spelled out I realize my mistake. So sorry. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5530 Hey no cutting in line. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5531 Of course my vocabulary is larger than yours, or my name isn’t Thesaurus. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5532 This line has just been draggin’. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5533 Yeah,I may be a brainless dinosaur and the book did take some time to digest... but not the author! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5534 Best you check with us before going to write about us. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5535 Someone said this book signing was going to be in Jurassic Park. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5536 No exceptions -- you have to wait until 2 pm. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5537 Oh, my bad, without my glasses I thought it said Eat the author..... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5538 Do I HAVE to buy the book? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5539 Finally i see who put me in that convoluted story! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5540 I find your writing utterly transformative. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5541 Sir, you're 65 million years early. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5542 You disparaged my mother and I am here to defend her! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5543 Extinct, you say-- fake news! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5544 I distinctly heard, Meat, the author, 2 p.m. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5545 I'm the authority, the stack is signed and the costume comes off at 2 pm. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5546 Rex, I’ll sign your book but won’t scale back my 65 million years ago theme. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5547 It's not fantasy, OK? Nonfiction. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5548 It was ME, not the arsonist. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5549 The tattoo was cultural appropriation. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5550 I'm a dinosaur,says the woman selling printed books. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5551 It's 2 pm. May I eat the author now? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5552 Hmmmm ! It seems you read the book and figured out the time portal! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5553 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5554 I think he thought he could EAT THE AUTHOR at 2pm. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5555 Your “Yeti Crossed My Path” is pure fantastical invention. I ate the last of them years before you were born. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5556 You are NOT Lightfoot's ghost writer 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5557 I just finished reading Jurassic Park. Your story does not add up. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5558 can you make it out "to all the DC swamp creatures"? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5559 What do you mean there is no audio version? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5560 So then I said “BANG!” and everyone disappeared 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5561 Please make it out to “Friendly Monster”... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5562 You never came to Vienna and your grandmother is alive. Is there something wrong about me? 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5563 I just don’t feel like our race is accurately portrayed in the castle seen 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5564 hey Martha, please ask my author hubby to finish signing of books early today. He promised to take me out for shopping. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5565 Feathers, huh? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5566 Also, can you drop your skin care routine on my copy? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5567 In this cosplay era I swear god this is the last fantasy that I write 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
5568 How my ex appeared in my dream last night 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5569 I found your portrayal of the creature deeply offensive and close-minded. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5570 Don’t give me that look and sign a copy for my grandma, please. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5571 Yeah, sure. 2 clock. In this economy. Yeah I’ll just wait around until 2. Awesome. While the Dow Jones goes down the drain. Awesome. 2 oclock. Jesus Christ, people. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5572 Ma’am, could you please read that sign for me? I am illiterate. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5573 You didn’t properly cite your sources, Bridget. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5574 Smaug did nothing wrong 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5575 No, it's not Tyrannosaurus, it's THESAURUS! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5576 How do you spell that? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5577 Would you please inscribe it "To Rex"? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5578 Bet he's farsighted; thinks sign says "eat." 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5579 I've been a fan of his for eons. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5580 So he is following the lockdown protocol. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5581 I thought it was ‘MEAT the author.’ Now, where am I going to get lunch?!! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5582 Meet Dr. Emma Griffin, author of "Conspiracy Theories in Genetics." 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5583 I am not extinct! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5584 I don't care you exquisite your rendering of Pangea is, you weren't there! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5585 No flaming online or in person please! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5586 Could you sign it...Rex, you are my number 1 fan 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5587 I heard you have some tall tails for sale? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5588 Where do you get your ideas? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5589 I want it made clear. This is not an authorized biography. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5590 You got your bestseller. Where are my three plump spoiled children? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5591 No one likes to be called a dinosaur 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5592 I wouldn't if I were you! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5593 I am real. Not just your imagination! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5594 we loved your paleodiet book so much we adapted it for feeding our pets. Sidney here is probably one of your biggest fans now. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5595 We prefer 'eldritch horror'; 'winged terror' has developed uncomfortable connotations. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5596 I don't like what you wrote about me 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5597 'The Disgustingly Hideous Monster with the Giant Right Claw'?? You said you were focusing on my poetry and finger painting! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5598 You're saying I "evolved" from a compsognathus? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5599 I'm really looking forward to your new book. The last one was delicious. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5600 They didn’t tell you about social distancing? Oh, well. Not to worry! It’s in the book. David B Smith — Miami Beach, FL 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5601 Drag queens, not dragons. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5602 I object to the offensive dragonism of your fantasy books. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5603 You spelled it wrong... 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5604 He's telling her he's Puff and he's here for his share of the weed. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5605 J. K. Rowling signed her book for me 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5606 I’m sorry, I know it’s YOUR story. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5607 Since they say printed books are for dinosaurs, I thought why not give it a try. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5608 Yeah? Well, meteorite this. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5609 Your characters are so much more sympathetic than that hack Chriton's. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5610 Didn't you mean "Meat - the Author"? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5611 When you said "add two cups of water",you forgot about the folks from Flint ! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5612 Her books appeal to readers of all ages. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5613 I read your book but that third chapter seemed to drag-on and drag-on. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5614 Apparently he was not too thrilled about her novel: 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Dragon' 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5615 Yes sir, I already told you, she'll be back before the next meteor strikes." 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5616 Don’t you remember? You interviewed me for your Dinosaur book. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5617 For my friends, we appreciate we are no longer considered the most dangerous monsters to fear 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5618 Sorry, the "Eat the Author" event is at 3. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5619 That’s it, no more angry dinosaurs! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5620 You wrote that I was extinct! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5621 When the metaphorical monster-in-law comes home to roost. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5622 Remember, Dino lovey, we're here to meet, not eat, the author. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5623 Can it be inscribed to "Rex, the dino with arms to short to read this book"? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5624 I’d like to hand it to you. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5625 Would you sign it 'To Dino, who survived the Big Bang' 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5626 Please . . . Sign in Genesis Script 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5627 I wasn't too happy about the 'extinction' part. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5628 It's lazy and trite, and we have been every bit as victimized by the patriarchy! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5629 That's cultural appropriation! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5630 I am not happy with the way I was portrayed in your silly fantasy. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5631 THE DAY THE PALEONTOLOGIST JOINED THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5632 How 'bout a little finger to munch upon? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5633 Pardon me...have I got a ‘tail’ for you! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5634 What? You thought readers were extinct?"! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5635 Friends and I found your saurian /Trump analogies quite snarky and disparaging. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5636 I’m sorry, but there is clearly an “m” on the sign. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5637 You’re bipedal, not poikilothermic, and have no horny scales or spiny tail. Membership in the subphylum Vertebrata gives you no right. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5638 I found your metaphor for looming nuclear annihilation unconvincing. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5639 This isn't the time or place to be discussing climate change. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5640 Could you hand me this book behind you, please? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5641 Oh, I'm so sorry! I understood "eat the author". 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5642 I really like your new book, It was great! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5643 OMG! I'm one of your biggest fans! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5644 Her new theory on what really happened to the dinosaurs isn’t being well received by everyone. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5645 Make it out to ‘Big Boy 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5646 First ‘Jurassic Park’ denigrates me and now your book piles on. I’ve had enough! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5647 Oh, this is MEET the author. I was going to MEAT the author. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5648 Great book, when will they be putting the refreshments out? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5649 I hope this one tastes better than your last book. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5650 I could've sworn that said eat. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5651 If you don’t mind, I’m a huge fan, it’s just my breath these days. I’ll need backup autographs. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5652 Their orange you said their purple you said, I’m obviously gray ? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5653 I don’t care how many centuries you’ve waited, all club members must be here by 2. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5654 Your last chapter is complete poppycock. Evolution does not always equal extinction. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5655 Sure, it was a decent role, but you promised I'd be the protagonist! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5656 Make it out to Prince Charming. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5657 What the back did you write about,was it me? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5658 Page 42? You know you're wrong. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5659 I'm sorry but I only autograph copies for readers not on the verge of extinction. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5660 Please sign it, 'To Rex, Thanks for letting me know my readership is not extinct.' 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5661 Eat the author 2:01 p.m. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5662 In your book you called my type a dinosaur because I was around in the 60’s . 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5663 And here I thought YA stood for Young Amphibians! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5664 My bad, I thought it said “EAT the author.” 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5665 Grog sorry. Grog thought sign say EAT author at 2 p.m. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5666 See! I am real?!! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5667 Our lifestyle had nothing to do with climate change! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5668 Just so you know, your book on the Jurassic period is historically inaccurate. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5669 You should've included a warning that your books are flammable. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5670 Stop portraying my son as an evil villain or I will rip your ears off/ 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5671 Next time you decide to write a book about my community, make sure you use better sources of information. As you can see, not all of us are extintc. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5672 Balls to your theory! I am the empirical record! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5673 We meet again 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5674 Loved the book - ate it right up” 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5675 We were the first to be called Paleo and I wouldn’t be caught dead eating an avocado Jean! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5676 You said that you were leaving out my sorted affair with King Kong! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5677 The depiction of dinosaur dinosaur fucking was at best inaccurate and at worst offensive. SOME dinosaurs enjoy being degraded and called filthy slutty flightless birds, certainly I do, but not ALL OF US. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5678 I’m here just to ask why you had to bring me back in 2020, couldn’t you have picked 2019? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5679 What do you mean by “extinct” ? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5680 The gene splicing self-improvement cookbook has been criticized for warnings that are easily missed in fine print. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5681 Katherine, How could you write this tell it all? You KNOW what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5682 Let me show you how extinct I am 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5683 Eat me alive and I will never sign your copy of my novel. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5684 Just make it out to my mother. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5685 Agree to disagree. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5686 Now exactly how sure are you about this vegan thing? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5687 Twenty years ago you killed off my mommy and daddy—and now you're going after ME?! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5688 George R R Martin's book signing is next week. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5689 He does not know that he has to pay for the book. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5690 He obviously thought it was eat the author. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5691 this mistake gets made all the time. The schedule for "Eat the author "starts at 3:00 PM. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5692 You know this guy is going to drag on and on... 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5693 She: Wrote the gastronomic travelogue ‘Eat Tokyo’. He: Should have have just gone to his swing dance class. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5694 Thank goodness. l've been waiting a thousand years! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5695 She shouldn't have written about asteroids... 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5696 You were just an unknown maiden when we met! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5697 Independent book stores won't go extinct--not on my watch! While I can't read, I do dabble in writing. Your agent's name was...?" 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5698 I don't like how you portrayed mythical beings in "100 Ways to Control a Dragon", we are whole dragons! How dare you compare us to humans, right wing birthers! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5699 Ya know, your generalizations of dragons make me so angry that I want to be a stereotypical dragon from this pile of filth you call a book! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5700 The fire breath kinda spoils Covid masks, I'm afraid. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5701 I burned through your last book in about three minutes. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
5702 He finds her novels primitive. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5703 I ‘m here to meet the Arthur! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5704 Darn! I thought the flier said EAT the author.. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5705 Guess he didn't like the ending? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5706 I really love your assertions that we can never achieve a true, anti-racist society without a complete embrace of intersectionality in every social science field. It would be an honor to eat you. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5707 Terrific first book! Where’d they dig YOU up? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5708 It's 1:59, Debra. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5709 Looks like the Trump people are burning mad over her revelations. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5710 You said no one would recognize it was me!" Ken Coomer, Nashville Tn. rocketlug@gmail.co 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5711 Her story was old fashioned, but not that much... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5712 In a flash, Professor Klintmeyer came to understand: The pen may be mightier than the sword, but not mightier than an aggrieved Carnivosaurus. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5713 No, I am not one of Khaleesi's dragons. Please sign my book ,'To 'Puff' 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5714 I took offense from your comment on page 147 that gabled windows are for everyone. Except perhaps dinosaurs. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5715 Haters gonna hate...evolutionary biology. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5716 ... and yet another thing wrong in your book is I don't snore when sleeping! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5717 May I take a few doorstoppers for my cave?” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5718 Make it out to Qrxzfyla... actually, just make it out to 'Bob'. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5719 Carnivore creature. Not carnival creature. Correct it for the second edition. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5720 You got a few things wrong, Anne McCaffrey. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5721 I am here to take issue with your description of my kind as ‘extinct’. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5722 You lied! You said in an interview that you felt you were a dinosaur! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5723 Mom! Are you not talented enough that you need a side show" 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5724 I thought it said eat the author , but make it out to Shelby. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5725 I've been waiting such a long time to meet him. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5726 That was personal. I asked you to check with me before you put me in the book. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5727 I don't want to sound like some sort of ogre but I thought your book had a few inaccuracies. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5728 I heard that you have been trying to find the saurus since ages for your early readers. How may I assist you? -Khushnaaz A 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5729 Disclaimer said any resemblance to any person or dragon is purely coincidental. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5730 You look nothing like George R. R. Martin! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5731 I caYou mean "meat" the author? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5732 Invitation me get no have “M” in it. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5733 The sign outside said “Me eat The Author!“ 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5734 Ungggg! I need to take a monster shit! Where’s the bathroom?! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5735 I was certain the post said “The author is meat” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5736 Oh, oops. I thought they said 'Eat' the author. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5737 Oh I'm sorry. I thought it read, "Eat The Author." 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5738 C'mon buddy, give someone else a chance. Weren't you just here 80 million years ago? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5739 The ad said 1pm. I have been standing here for over an hour! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5740 I strongly suggest not even hinting at spoilers. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5741 Grrghil, roonar, garan (I enjoyed your book). 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5742 I know, but we were fifth and sixth in line. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5743 You wrote 'Game of Thrones'? - you got me all wrong. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5744 Why didn’t you mention Darwin’s theory in your bestselling book “Don’t worry, Humans can dominate Bulldogs” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5745 Sign it for George Martin, Thanks for everything! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5746 I could have sworn they said this was the eat-the-author line. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5747 Excuse me — do you happen to know where the history section is? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5748 Don’t More and more, I get the feeling that an interest in books harks back to an earlier era. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5749 You killed off my character on the last page?! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5750 Mesozoic Era! Mesozoic Era! I've heard of writer's block but that was ridiculous 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5751 No, I'm pretty sure the newspaper announcement said 'EAT' not 'MEET.' 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5752 The George R.R. Martin signing is just down the hall. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5753 Let's hope it doesn't become a - meet - greet - and eat. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5754 Yes, I’m here for the ‘meet the author’ event—is it 2 PM yet? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5755 I'd like one copy, signed "To Rex. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5756 No, I said line up in REVERSE chronological order. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5757 I was told there would be a Smaug rider. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5758 Oops! I thought the radio announcer said "Eat the author." 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5759 I don't believe that a woman could or would write a book about dinosaurs! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5760 Look,you got lt all wrong! We never ate our young! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5761 Is this where Zoltan hangs out? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5762 Your Game of Thrones fan fiction had some dragon inaccuracies. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5763 meet" the author I thought this was "eat" the autho 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5764 More like ‘Eat the Author Alive 2 P.M.’ 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5765 I think that it’s upset because she misspelled Tyrannosaurus Rex 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5766 How do you write a book? All that writing makes my arms really tired. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5767 *sighs* 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5768 Uh...yes. Hi. Your book stated whereabouts of a princess of sorts... you wouldn’t happen to have have any other information on this matter, now would you? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5769 Please don’t tell me this is the one with the meteor... Bob told me I was being written out in this one! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5770 What’s with all these feminist heroines saving themselves nowadays? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5771 Not just “don’t like” I actually hate tacos. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5772 Yeah I really didn’t like you perspective on us in your book. Not all of us treat princesses like that you know? Other than that, great book. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5773 Don’t mind him, he’s just here for the food. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5774 Yet another day in Steven’s endless campaign to “flip the script” on the fantasy genre. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5775 I'm sorry, but the sign says "Meet the Author," not "Eat the Author." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5776 Really now? “Lance was very charming in many ways. But he never was one to pick up a check. It was if he had T. rex arms.” 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5777 All of my Little One's aggressiveness was influenced by you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5778 I'm an iguana, not a dinosaur 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5779 you cannot just self-identify as DRAGON 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5780 This is your lucky day, the sign outside is missing the "M" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5781 I really have a problem with the way my community gets portrayed in your books, anyhow that’s, “To Stacy.” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5782 Any chance you’ll be doing another science fiction? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5783 That was a typo in the newspaper. It's meet not eat! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5784 Your portrayal was unfair. I would NEVER wear a MAGA hat! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5785 I’d like a word in private with the Illustrator. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5786 Can anyone translate what he's saying? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5787 Hey, if you don't like how I portrayed you in the book, you should have thought about it before you stomped Tokyo. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5788 Yeah, yeah, some of us read. And please make it out to Vinnie. Vinnie Mini Hands. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5789 I've been telling you since the mesozoic era, we're not extinct! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5790 Just wanted to tell you I didn't like the ending and that I want my own happily-ever-after in your next book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5791 I've been waiting for 65 million years, sign the book. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5792 I devoured your book yesterday. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5793 I would like to speak with you about your choice of adjectives in describing the antagonist. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5794 Angry Stegasaur, Rachael Ray... news at five. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5795 Autonomy or authenticity. Pick one. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5796 Nobody believes that big bang ending. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5797 Birds?! ! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5798 I got a lot of problems with you mammals, and now you're going to hear about it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5799 What?! I was told you could EAT the author at 2pm. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5800 SIX FEET!!!! You're not in Iowa anymore. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5801 MEET the author not MEAT 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5802 You are a page plagiarist! There's no statute of limitations. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5803 Are you surprised that a publisher would actually show up to meet an author? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5804 And it wasn't the damn meteorite! It was plastic! Plastic - everywhere! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5805 No, I’m not going to eat him! I’m a vegetarian! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5806 Please don't pulp any of the remainders- I am looking for some fossilized ancestors. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5807 Cancelled, maybe, but not extinct! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5808 Five eggs, five copies of "The Egg and I" Just "love" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5809 Not everything was destroyed by TRUMP. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5810 Pretty sure Puff decoded he wasn’t haven’t it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5811 Ma’am, I devoured that book in one sitting. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5812 Michael Crichton just cancelled. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5813 I don’t mind a long book, but the story seems to dragon. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5814 Where did they dig you up from? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5815 It's been 65 million years. How much more time do you need? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5816 Your depictions of reptiles appeared derivative of We're Only Cold when the Sun Goes Down. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5817 So, you didn't suppose your 'Dinosaurs are so Boring and Stupid' book of short stories would offend anyone? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5818 I loved your last book about dinosaurs. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5819 Oh, this isn't the line for author meat? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5820 What can I do about writer's block when my brain's in my butt? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5821 I can’t begin to express my revulsion upon reading the last chapter.” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5822 What Dinah Saw", really 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5823 He understood it was "eat the author" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5824 Excuse me but your holding up the line 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5825 It really spoke to me. Are you certain you're not part hellbeast? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5826 Meet not Eat 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5827 Hi - I'm your biggest fan. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5828 I prefer non-fiction. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5829 Hello. I'm here to meet the author at 2 p.m. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5830 Barney’s tsundoku is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5831 So, who should I make this out to? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5832 No, that’s at 2, there just weren’t any other seats. Yes, the author is a dragon. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5833 Also known as meet and eat. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5834 She had never been good at meeting new people, but a monster. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5835 I hope it’s the book’s content and not the author that’s food for thought. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5836 Evil, fire-breathing horror? My name is Randy and I'm working my way up in hotel-motel management. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5837 I,m not a big reader. Do I meet or eat you at 2 ? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5838 Dinosaur absence is dinosaur disrespect. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5839 I'll never forgive your blatant plotholes. Just be glad I'm your biggest fan. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5840 Sign my books NOW!!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5841 So you're the one sending people on quests to wake me up 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5842 You brought me to life with your admittedly gorgeous prose, and now you kill off the only dragon character in the whole series?! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5843 You, me, and common decency... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5844 I heard “eat the author at 2 PM” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5845 So, YOU'RE the smarty pants who wrote "How to Slay Your Dragon?!?" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5846 T-Rex, I am sorry if my description called you a monster but I only had ancient bones to base it on ! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5847 I haven’t had lunch yet 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5848 Clearly someone didn't "train" this dragon enough when it came to patience... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5849 I have "issues" with your so-called expertise with vertebrates of my era! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5850 Michelle, I told you those things in private. Then you go off and write a book! I should really eat you right now. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5851 But I just want to meet you, I don't want to buy the book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5852 Enough with the Jurassic Park rehashes. Tell George Martin to finish up the dragons! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5853 The kids all loved it--make them out to Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, Peter and Firemouth. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5854 I thought this was a 'meet and GR-eet.'" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5855 Since you plagiarized my story I’m changing the ending and it will make Pulp Fiction appear like a children’s tale. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5856 Yarrs! ALL of them! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5857 I've got a bone to pick with you, Arthur Pendragon! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5858 Gimme a break, I'm a carnivore! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5859 Madame Where is your mask? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5860 After the way that last story ended... well, you can tell the people behind me not to bother waiting. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5861 He patiently been waiting in line to see if the book matches the movie 1 Million BC 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5862 You tell him it’s rude to cut the line! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5863 You're kidding! The email distinctly said "Eat". 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5864 I didn't like your depiction of dragons in your latest novel. I found it derogatory and racist. We don't all breathe fire! Do you have any idea how much harder it makes it for me to find work these days because of lies like these? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5865 Why does the knight always be the good guy? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5866 I’m a real fan. I’ve found all of your novels to be quite tasty. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5867 An “evolved” being never would have included a map in her book when we haven’t bothered anyone in thousands of years! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5868 It’s got to realize you can’t judge historical fiction through modern values, of course we wouldn’t let dinosaur extinction happen nowadays! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5869 And what’s so “natural” about a near extinction? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5870 You quite different in real life 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5871 This is a meet the author, not an eat the author! What is your wife's name, I'll mention her in my signing of the book, if you are buying it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5872 Sir, I'm afraid we were quite clear: no impersonations of Harold Bloom are allowed. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5873 Meet the author???....I thought the notice said “eat the author!” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5874 My son is a huge fan of your work 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5875 Do you have any kids books? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5876 You ever heard the saying ‘dinosaurs can’t read and now they’re extinct: not a coincidence’? Well I can read and I’m not extinct, and your book said I don’t exist! Time for revenge! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5877 ...I'm thinking more of an antagonist experiencing a positive change arc and getting the girl in the end? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5878 I guess you forgot all about our NDA. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5879 You copyright my book where is my copy. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5880 Why did you make me the monster again? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5881 Maybe we can make an exception to the limit of one signed book per customer. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5882 You should let me design your book spine! Or: You should have more vegetarian recipes in your cookbook! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5883 Not everyone is an evolutionist. You are just going to have to accept it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5884 Fiction! Schmiction! That whole book was our last trip to Vegas! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5885 All those talks were private, you said. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5886 He's trying out for the dream fantasy creature role in the movie version - nothing gets made these days without great special effects. The producers will save so much on make-up. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5887 I'm here, before I do not feel your portrayals is accurate. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5888 Hey, I don’t bite! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5889 Your whimsical prose does not slay me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5890 I know, I know, I’m a little early. I just wanted to be the first in line for the “Big Bang” signing. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5891 Plot twist! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5892 Egalasaurus from page 87. My complaint is the you only created one of us. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5893 Thought I would meet you, before your book becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5894 Could you read my manuscript? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5895 Loved the book but what did the heroine mean when she said her lover was a 'little-handed dinosaur'? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5896 I'd like to ask you about a number of factual inaccuracies in your "Fantastic Beasts" series. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5897 Am I tattooed on you too? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5898 I felt underrepresented in your most recent work. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5899 That's stegosaurus with 3 S's. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5900 Sound it out. The sign reads meet the author, not eat the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5901 I beg to disagree regarding my eating habits - I currently converted to a plant-based diet. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5902 Oh, I thought it said, 'Eat the author at 2 p.m.' 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5903 I realize you can't hold a book, but you didn't bring a bag. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5904 Granted I have short arms but you still need to use a larger font! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5905 make it out to "the best prehistoric creature I know" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5906 When I'm finished with you P.M. will mean post mortem! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5907 Maybe I don’t want to be a science fiction writer. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5908 You're the one who's not real, man. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5909 She probably shouldn't have dedicated the book to dungeons. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5910 Yes" people say dinosaurs had small brains. "No" that's not what "Extinction Events for Dummies" is about 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5911 I admit the title ’Recipes for Everyone’ is a bit misleading. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5912 Wait, are you the disgruntled former employee, the one violating nondisclosure, or the one I never met? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5913 My son loved your book. Until I read it to him at the last full moon. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5914 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERVING LUNCH AT 1PM. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5915 your book really changed my life 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5916 Are you aware how hurtful your work has been to the Draco-American community? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5917 Thank you. I'll be happy to eat her. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5918 You shouldn't portray me as monster Jane. We had GOOD times! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5919 I would have interviewed you if you had answered my emails! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5920 Damn. I didn't see the "M." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5921 You say your self-help book works for anyone? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5922 I repeat: that damsel came to me of her own free will! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5923 The author found herself confronted by her greatest fantasy 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5924 The only "science fiction" you ever wrote is when you said you'd come back for me, Emma! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5925 I remember in the 1960s there was "The Animals" rock group. Are these them? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5926 That is NOT how you spell Cretaceous! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5927 How tall a tale is it 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5928 The title “ What Killed All the Dinosaurs” might not have been a great choice by the author! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5929 Well this is embarrassing. I thought someone said, "EAT the author." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5930 I'm a Rhinotaurus not a Spottedtaurus. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5931 I never said I wouldn’t include fossil fuels. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5932 Like most books it doesn’t appeal to the reptile brain. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5933 Wud ya mean, Danny didn't write that book!" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5934 I have a story idea. What about the dragon saves the Princess. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5935 So just how does it feel to be sitting in MY chair "human" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5936 I give it a week. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5937 I have never eaten anyone whole--like you said in that children's book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5938 I'm sorry. You must have mispronounced the word for the spell at the end of chapter thirteen! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5939 ... 'Bygone era of knights in shining armor?' Get over yourself! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5940 I have to say, I didn't care for your characterization of me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5941 You only mentioned me once, and THAT was in a footnote! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5942 It gave me nightmares all week! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5943 It's 5 O'clock somewhere 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5944 That's winner of the Giller, not the Gila 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5945 Does it look like I have a favorite asteroid author? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5946 Maybe we should come back another time. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5947 Can you e-sign my Kindle version? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5948 Actually Puff is a very common name 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5949 My mom just loves your books. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5950 My mistake. I though it was "Eat the Author." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5951 I'll bet this book signing is gonna have a better ending than the book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5952 The End of Liberal Journalism 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5953 JK Rowling had finally met her match - a transgender Norwegian Ridgeback. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5954 Just sign it “To George, my Biggest and Oldest fan.” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5955 You grossly mischaracterized my species in that driveling diatribe of a book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5956 How can you claim to write from the perspective of a dinosaur?" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5957 My friends tell me this book it lit." Gib Dunham, Irvington, N 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5958 2PM!! I’m going to be extinct by then!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5959 Narrator voice: "Then, Dragon remembered she forgot her selfie stick." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5960 Ugh, I must have missed the "M". 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5961 Your books have a tendency to drag on. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5962 Sorry ...I’m looking for “eat the author” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5963 Sorry - You’re 60 Million years too late & it’s past 2:00. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5964 Your book was clearly written with a pro-Tokyo bias! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5965 As I understand it, YOU wrote the latest pandemic story that predicted our current state of affairs? We had enough of those and now yours pushed us over the edge to reality. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5966 Hi, I remember teaching your great-great-grandmother. I see you got her writing skills. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5967 Were you aware that the word 'monster' has historically been used pejoratively? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5968 I think our mutual friends are going to know who you meant by “let’s-call-him-Fragon” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5969 Do YOU know when "Winds of Winter" will be released? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5970 Either way, she isn't winning this argument on historical details. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5971 Believe it or not, your book evoked my consciousness and empowered my life. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5972 It's T-y-r-a-n-n-o-s-a-u-r-u-s. You misspelled it five times. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5973 Make the inscription: 'To GRFLATX, the creature that eats for lunch authors who portray him badly in their books.' 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5974 I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist trashing me, but I never dreamed you’d stoop low enough to make the ex-husband character two dinosaur kids inside a single adult dinosaur costume. I trusted you! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5975 Apparently, he wasn't happy being depicted as cold-blooded. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5976 Looks like you copied my book. Shore or Land? Where do you prefer your last day? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5977 My book is called 'Dine in Stores' 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5978 She appropriated everything about me. I want to see her now. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5979 ARGHH! I thought the phone lady said, "EAT the Author at 2:00 p.m.!" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5980 Aw, man. I thought it was eat the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5981 Please sign my books, “Best wishes from the writer who finally debunked the asteroid theory” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5982 But why are we always the first to be killed off? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5983 I WAS wondering who this Mothra author was. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5984 Can't you just spell out pre mesozoic 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5985 No, I don't need an autograph. I'd just like to suggest a few errors in Chapter 2. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5986 Even the reptilian overlords were loving Linda's new book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5987 Where's your poetic license now, Barbara? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5988 I have the feeling that you may like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5989 With all due respect, you've got us dragons all wrong! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5990 I will crush you with the very hands you created! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5991 Don't worry, no one will know it's you" is what you sai 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5992 It’s with two L’s. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5993 Your book is full of damnable lies, madam. And you call me cold-blooded? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5994 I beg to differ. It wasn’t meteors, it was acid reflux. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5995 When you sign could you write, “RAAAAWR!” It’s for my mom. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5996 You think I don’t know that’s me in chapter 7??!!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5997 Where is your face mask? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5998 It’s nice knowing good prose hasn’t gone extinct. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
5999 She did throw around the term 'extinct' a lot. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6000 Yes my name's Karen, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6001 Retract that I am extinct or else I will eat you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6002 Her book calls him a monster 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6003 Just so we are clear, not everybody has a low fiber diet like the T-Rex. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6004 Where's your mask? Where are ALL your masks? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6005 I told you to get IN FRONT of the man-eating dragon! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6006 And you wrote dinosaurs were extinct, didn't you.... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6007 Get out of my seat, Missy! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6008 Umm..why don’t you go ahead of me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6009 A hater's gonna hate. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6010 Do you happen to know Charles Darwin? He interviewed me for his last book. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6011 I only hope you can appreciate that hardly being able to wait to bite her head off is not a response universally shared by all readers or at least not by those behind you in line." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6012 I kinda agree, the Dragon characters could have been more relatable. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6013 I'm the author. They went with plain brown wrapping, I see. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6014 Hey, don’t get mad at me! You know I write dragon expos’es and I told you I was recording the call. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6015 I'd change the ending to dragon gets girl if you know what's good for you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6016 They told me this was EAT the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6017 You don’t really know me 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6018 Where's the transgender restroom... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6019 Over-rate 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6020 Well, well, well, Gretchen, another raptor-centric tome. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6021 The weight and measures department is struggling on using a drone for larger packages! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6022 You really think that people are going to believe that you're the one who wrote "What It's Like To Be A Dragon"? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6023 I didn't particularly like your portrayal of my wife - especially the extinct part. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6024 What do you mean Michael Crichton is dead... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6025 Why do we always get in the wrong line? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6026 He just loves eating...I mean, reading your books! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6027 I swear the sign said "Eat The Author". 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6028 The things you wrote make me look like a monster! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6029 I surely could be a protagonist--if you'd just use some imagination. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6030 Hello, ma'm, Landshark here, please come with me after the signing of your whistleblower book--the President wants to give you a party... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6031 I found your book to be prehistorically inaccurate. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6032 Why did you do this? I was really happy in Japan! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6033 Despite yours and every other book, I'm actually from the Triassic. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6034 What? I’m absolutely positive they told me I could EAT the author at 2pm! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6035 Why do you always make me the good guy? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6036 I don’t know when it will be available in audio. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6037 Relax, I’ll think of my name in a minute. At my age, the memory isn’t what it used to be. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6038 I don't think I was portrayed fairly in chapter 5. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6039 Your book on meteor-ology changed my life! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6040 I've always been curious to attend one of these book signings! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6041 I kept falling asleep reading your book, my friends started calling me Dino-snore. I DEMAND A REFUND! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6042 I don't care if you're late. That was my parking space and I want an apology! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6043 Love your work, just wish I could flip your pages easier. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6044 Oh, it's "Meet the author" . I'm so sorry. I have inadvertently selected the wrong line. If you'd be so kind, please direct me to the line for "Eat the author." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6045 If you decide to do a book on prehistoric times, I could help you with it. Cathy Mahon Northport, NY 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6046 That’s a big lizard. I know, right? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6047 He's either brainy or hungry. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6048 Extinct! On page 203 you say I'm extinct! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6049 Oh. I thought it said Meet the "Auronis" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6050 Anxiety is the real monster. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6051 To be honest, I found it a little bland. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6052 The Fish is out of Tune 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6053 I was told hours ago that this was the line for, "Eat The Author"! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6054 Extinct," am I? From the "dinosaur age," am I? Who writes about their mother like that? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6055 Did you like the book. How did it taste. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6056 I told you those stories in confidence. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6057 Can’t you see it’s been a Millenium waiting for the author? I’m extinct! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6058 You call this Triassic appreciation? Appropriation is more like it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6059 I waited a long time to meet you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6060 Can you make it out to Karl. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6061 I'm told that you possess Emily Brontë's thesaurus. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6062 Your portrayal of fantasy characters lacks empathy. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6063 What do you mean by a "low brain-to-body mass ratio"? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6064 Why didn't you dedicate it to me? I'm your best worst nightmare. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6065 Well,we understand. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6066 You’ve been around for 65 million years, surely you can wait until 2pm. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6067 Hi, I am Rex. Big fan of your work! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6068 How is this book ever accurate if you’ve never talked to me about my life? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6069 No, it says “MEET” the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6070 My name is spelled TYR REX not TIR REX. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6071 Why are you so obsessed with slaying us? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6072 Meet the author, more like eat the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6073 Pardon me--I thought the sign said, "Eat the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6074 I demand the accurate portrayal of dinosaurs in literary art!!!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6075 Did you really think that I wouldn't recognize that you used me as the inspiration for Blazethrower in chapter 10? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6076 Can you please make it out to your oldest fan.... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6077 I think you said you’d only sign one book. Is that what you said? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6078 Hey, I’m a sweet fun loving dragon and an avid reader. Did you really think I wouldn’t notice how you portrayed me? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6079 Can you make it out to T Rex? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6080 You could have at least cited my work on the topic (e.g., Rex et al 210,000,000 BCE)! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6081 I'm guess I'm still struggling with your decision to kill off all the characters at the end. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6082 Paleontology might make for good scientific reading, but it's hardly as good as meeting the real thing. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6083 You know that the protagonist is Dr. Alan Grant and not the T. Rex right? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6084 No one writes much about Hiroshima anymore, but yet here’s another America book about Pearl Harbor. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6085 My family have been HUGE fans of yours since the Cretaceous period... “ Bo Adam, Los Angeles, C 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6086 Excuse me. Can you tell me what time 2:00 p.m. is in prehistoric time? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6087 Call me a dinosaur, but my claws still hate the ebooks 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6088 That’s right—“Meet The author” is at 2; “Eat the author” is not until 3. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6089 On what grounds do you have permission to dig up my past? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6090 But did you have to title it ‘Tiny Hands’? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6091 My friend told me try Sarah Top's books, I was expecting you to have three horns. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6092 How extinct are we now? Huh? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6093 No, mom. I swear it’s just a coincidence the evil dragon has the same name as you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6094 I DONT CARE ABOUT MEETING YOU!!!! I just want your yummy books... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6095 If you're autogaphing, just use T-Rex. Who can spell tyranosaurus? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6096 I take serious exception to your attempts at delegitimizing my family." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6097 Why so sour, Dino? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6098 I didn’t bring my glasses. Is that ‘meet’ or ‘eat’? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6099 Actually, I’m a dentist. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6100 „I’m sorry to tell you but Mr. Trump didn’t actually write the book himself, I did.” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6101 Sorry about that. I thought the invitation said "Eat the Author." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6102 I’ve known stegosauruses with better characterisations than you. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6103 I can’t believe you took all the credit, you know I have trouble writing.” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6104 Who are you calling a "fossil", Angela?! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6105 I know I’m a dinosaur but you’re too young to have written this book! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6106 I really loved your authentic portrayal of Stegosauruses 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6107 I've been waiting in this queue for 65 million years, don't you tell me there are no copies of the book left! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6108 Do I really look like a war criminal to you? I am a mother. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6109 Gorp the dino-dragon was unhappy with the way he had been portrayed in her last novel. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6110 I want to meet the author who wrote the book "how to Train your dragon". 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6111 I don't like the way you treat the Stegosaurus minority in your book! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6112 Hey lady, I need a storyteller to put my kids to sleep. Pack your books, we are time travelling to Jurassic era😏 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6113 I’ve been dragon my feet to tell you this, but... your book makes me wish the comet killed me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6114 Ch 5: Tyrant-A-Saurus-Ex, really? You told me it was you, not me! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6115 Hi, I would like to address some factual inaccuracies in ‘The Paper Bag Princess’, thanks 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6116 Looks like we’ve got a Karen over here 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6117 During those long old days dynos used to be 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6118 I am a huge fan, your work really resonated with the me” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6119 I’m here to audition for the role of “Monster at the End of the Book”. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6120 How dare you write Corona and sit here as if nothing's happened? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6121 I thought it was roaringly funny! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6122 What are you doing here, honey? It was just a saur mistake, but you wrote a bloody book on it. Leave this woman! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6123 Oh, so I’m a monster because I don’t wear a mask?! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6124 Ma'am! Not all dino's can read English, do we have any personal problems here that you won't publish in dino language? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6125 I want to meet the guy who pictured us as demons. We are pretty cute you know! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6126 I literally devoured your book and HAD to meet you! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6127 I've eaten all of your books. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6128 Man with beard: “If I had known this big honkin dino would be here I would’ve brought my book about dinosaurs. I would rather have the signature of this big honkin dino than this author, that’s for sure!” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6129 I’d shake your hand, but my arms are only 6 inches long. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6130 Listen, the princess hired me to protect her; you got the story all wrong. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6131 I have a few notes about the ending 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6132 Oh on the contrare... “Debra”! The turtles and alligators are FAR from the only survivors... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6133 And do you spell that with a 'z' or an 'x? ' 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6134 So, since I can not hold your book... what about a snack instead of an autograph? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6135 i use to love your work but in behave of all dragons i can't look past the abuses your latest book are promoting 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6136 would you please hand me over the book? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6137 You may be an author, but you're no Khalessi. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6138 Will you be here tomorrow? I'm stepping away to write an autobiography about waiting in line for 100 million years without a cell phone." @instaaakristi 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6139 When I said I wanted to go the bookstore to meet you even though I am a dragon this is NOT what I had in mind! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6140 These signing days have a tendency to dragon don’t they? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6141 Author of “Flatlanders” wasn’t expecting the request from her biggest fan... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6142 I feel like I'm being taken out of context, Author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6143 Hey, who used the scroll of Tarrasque summoning? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6144 I would like to discuss your depiction of dinosaurs with feathers. And about that asteroid... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6145 As per my last email, I trademarked Paganzilla in 2010. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6146 Your portrayal of me is not very accurate 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6147 I have to say your book Earth Burned, What Next - How To Stay Relevant After Extinction really helped me. No wonder you humans were one of the smartest ones. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6148 . “You know you spelled Godzilla wrong don’t you? There are two (l’s) not one. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6149 What do you mean; 2PM? I ÁM ‘Rage’ 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6150 This is not what I meant when advocating for death of the author. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0