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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-09-13T21:33:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-09-27T21:34:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-09-21T21:33:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 28, 2020 |
Number of captions | 6151 |
Number of responses | 999215 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | "MEET ??". I heard "EAT". | 2.0814 | 0.00839 | 9135 | 2595 | 3201 | 3339 |
1 | I've been told there's a thesaurus here. | 1.9583 | 0.01352 | 3624 | 1278 | 1219 | 1127 |
2 | Mary Trump, your uncle sent me. | 1.9369 | 0.00869 | 9746 | 3916 | 2529 | 3301 |
3 | Oh really? Well, I thought bookstores were extinct. | 1.9330 | 0.00762 | 12059 | 4651 | 3565 | 3843 |
4 | To Archaebpteryx, spelled just like it sounds." | 1.9000 | 0.00903 | 8718 | 3578 | 2434 | 2706 |
5 | The phrase you used, I believe, was, “Hilariously short arms.” | 1.8913 | 0.00775 | 10992 | 4286 | 3615 | 3091 |
6 | Let ME tell YOU about the Paleo diet. | 1.8883 | 0.01499 | 2829 | 1074 | 997 | 758 |
7 | You're still publishing on paper and I'm the dinosaur? | 1.8864 | 0.00806 | 10123 | 3965 | 3343 | 2815 |
8 | I couldn’t put it down. In fact I couldn’t pick it up. | 1.8420 | 0.00976 | 6925 | 2915 | 2189 | 1821 |
9 | I'm also a voracious reader. | 1.8343 | 0.01031 | 5720 | 2292 | 2084 | 1344 |
10 | ...and about Chapter 2 when you say "Asteroids are by and large harmless..." | 1.8279 | 0.00961 | 6846 | 2855 | 2314 | 1677 |
11 | You people disgust me. Why's it always "slay the dragon" but never "pay the dragon"? Who gave you permission to use my likeness, Karen? My lawyers will be in touch. | 1.8194 | 0.01005 | 7082 | 3288 | 1785 | 2009 |
12 | I’m really not the monster you made me out to be, Barbara. | 1.8084 | 0.00777 | 10119 | 4248 | 3562 | 2309 |
13 | Your depiction of imaginary monsters was uninformed and prejudicial! | 1.8045 | 0.00996 | 6691 | 3002 | 1995 | 1694 |
14 | That's right, Margaret, take all the credit. Not like I've been under your bed since you were 3. | 1.8011 | 0.00908 | 7668 | 3336 | 2521 | 1811 |
15 | Why can't just ONE book be called Dragons and Dungeons? | 1.7999 | 0.00978 | 6972 | 3161 | 2045 | 1766 |
16 | Make it out to my cousin Puff. He was big in the 60's | 1.7980 | 0.01588 | 2406 | 1022 | 848 | 536 |
17 | It's Micropachycephalosaurus...but you can just say Mike | 1.7977 | 0.01366 | 3099 | 1272 | 1182 | 645 |
18 | I've already devoured the book, and couldn't wait to meet the author. | 1.7892 | 0.00960 | 6504 | 2780 | 2315 | 1409 |
19 | I would not have guessed the ending in 66 million years. | 1.7781 | 0.01010 | 5975 | 2630 | 2041 | 1304 |
20 | So moving - I laughed, I cried, I destroyed power lines and two cities. | 1.7660 | 0.01096 | 5115 | 2310 | 1692 | 1113 |
21 | Walnut-size brain is hurtful, Rebecca. | 1.7362 | 0.01108 | 4685 | 2127 | 1667 | 891 |
22 | I lunched on the 2 in line ahead of me. | 1.7303 | 0.01274 | 4249 | 2192 | 1011 | 1046 |
23 | I'm here for the free food. | 1.7272 | 0.01165 | 5319 | 2843 | 1084 | 1392 |
24 | Where is the Authorus? | 1.7262 | 0.01238 | 4584 | 2410 | 1019 | 1155 |
25 | Could we meet privately ?? | 1.7187 | 0.01251 | 4430 | 2333 | 1010 | 1087 |
26 | Slay the dragon!" "Destroy the dragon" "Save us from the dragon" I need a book that I can read to my kids | 1.7105 | 0.01100 | 4884 | 2354 | 1590 | 940 |
27 | Did you really think I wouldn't recognize myself, Doris? | 1.7098 | 0.01006 | 5683 | 2699 | 1934 | 1050 |
28 | No, not a copyright violation per se, but an acknowledgement would have been appropriate. | 1.7089 | 0.01301 | 3748 | 1892 | 1055 | 801 |
29 | Charles Darwin book signing | 1.7085 | 0.01237 | 4981 | 2834 | 765 | 1382 |
30 | I don’t read but you’ll be dying to meet me. | 1.7063 | 0.01296 | 4191 | 2271 | 880 | 1040 |
31 | I saw a line and just started eating. | 1.6993 | 0.00897 | 8519 | 4599 | 1888 | 2032 |
32 | Now that GoT is over, do you think I should get my own series .... Like 'The Drogon chronicles' 😁 | 1.6978 | 0.01286 | 4616 | 2671 | 669 | 1276 |
33 | Just sign the damn book so I can eat! | 1.6966 | 0.01317 | 4215 | 2374 | 746 | 1095 |
34 | You had no right to call your book “A Farewell To Arms” | 1.6909 | 0.01552 | 2595 | 1336 | 725 | 534 |
35 | You had information about the comet for 6 months and didn’t tell anyone? | 1.6879 | 0.01216 | 3931 | 1948 | 1262 | 721 |
36 | Yes, there were climate change deniers even back then... | 1.6841 | 0.01637 | 2121 | 1043 | 705 | 373 |
37 | It made me sick. So, last writes. | 1.6816 | 0.01413 | 3687 | 2130 | 601 | 956 |
38 | Make it out toThesaurus. | 1.6799 | 0.01063 | 5305 | 2710 | 1583 | 1012 |
39 | Rumors of my extinction have been greatly exaggerated. | 1.6752 | 0.01620 | 2072 | 1009 | 727 | 336 |
40 | I'm sorry to show up like this, but you treat me like I don't exist. | 1.6748 | 0.01351 | 3090 | 1537 | 1021 | 532 |
41 | Your book "Am I A Dragon Or A Dinosaur?" completely changed my life. | 1.6730 | 0.01238 | 3667 | 1825 | 1216 | 626 |
42 | I'm especially interested in the chapter on surviving climate change. | 1.6714 | 0.01300 | 3372 | 1696 | 1088 | 588 |
43 | He comes to all of these--he's the Thesaurus Rex. | 1.6699 | 0.01064 | 5177 | 2652 | 1582 | 943 |
44 | After that ending, you're lucky I'm a plant-eater. | 1.6690 | 0.01708 | 1885 | 933 | 643 | 309 |
45 | I just loved your first book, The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo! | 1.6668 | 0.01395 | 3052 | 1584 | 901 | 567 |
46 | We agreed, my one nighter with Barney was off the record. | 1.6643 | 0.01891 | 1668 | 871 | 486 | 311 |
47 | What an ending, I really didn't see the meteorite coming! | 1.6563 | 0.01239 | 3608 | 1832 | 1184 | 592 |
48 | No, I'm sure it said EAT the Author 2 P.M.! | 1.6514 | 0.01231 | 3787 | 1977 | 1153 | 657 |
49 | Where's the cozy? | 1.6475 | 0.01447 | 3651 | 2265 | 408 | 978 |
50 | I thought it was 'Eat, Prey, Love'... | 1.6426 | 0.01831 | 1595 | 813 | 539 | 243 |
51 | Make it out to Your Oldest Fan. | 1.6365 | 0.02213 | 1117 | 582 | 359 | 176 |
52 | Your prose is barbaric and outdated. Huge fan. | 1.6364 | 0.01365 | 3050 | 1623 | 913 | 514 |
53 | I hated the way it suddenly ended. | 1.6361 | 0.01364 | 2940 | 1533 | 944 | 463 |
54 | My name is Puff, remember me? | 1.6313 | 0.01389 | 2929 | 1567 | 875 | 487 |
55 | Well this is awkward. I thought the sign said ‘Eat the Author’. | 1.6289 | 0.01171 | 4061 | 2178 | 1218 | 665 |
56 | Maurice Sendak was my friend, you're no Maurice Sendak. | 1.6182 | 0.02257 | 1129 | 622 | 316 | 191 |
57 | I just wanted to say that your idea of fantasy lacks all reality. | 1.6153 | 0.01265 | 3639 | 2029 | 981 | 629 |
58 | The Big Bang was NOT a romance novel | 1.6147 | 0.01405 | 3216 | 1879 | 697 | 640 |
59 | What the HELL Karen?! I told you all of that in CONFIDENCE!!! | 1.6126 | 0.01495 | 2589 | 1445 | 702 | 442 |
60 | Hell, I was extinct! You should be asking me for an autograph! | 1.6110 | 0.02125 | 1216 | 662 | 365 | 189 |
61 | Just because I have thick skin, doesn’t mean your words don’t hurt. | 1.6106 | 0.01522 | 2211 | 1164 | 744 | 303 |
62 | Oh, I thought it was "eat" the author. Can I still get my parking validated? | 1.6105 | 0.01341 | 3096 | 1700 | 902 | 494 |
63 | I loved your descriptions of the villagers. It's like I could taste them. | 1.6039 | 0.02176 | 1073 | 569 | 360 | 144 |
64 | Oh, this book is about Dinah SHORE?? | 1.6013 | 0.01596 | 2265 | 1285 | 598 | 382 |
65 | I am sorry, my mistake! I thought it said ‘Eat the author, 2pm’ | 1.6012 | 0.02245 | 1013 | 541 | 335 | 137 |
66 | Really, Jill? I’m the one who couldn’t evolve? | 1.6011 | 0.01536 | 2261 | 1234 | 695 | 332 |
67 | Fiction? You certainly thought I was plenty real when you were a child. | 1.5994 | 0.01582 | 2107 | 1146 | 659 | 302 |
68 | I didn't cut, people just kinda let me in. | 1.5922 | 0.01647 | 1871 | 1014 | 607 | 250 |
69 | What I love about your writing is how it appeals to an older audience. | 1.5922 | 0.01914 | 1383 | 747 | 453 | 183 |
70 | You can't use dragon meat in your recipes, lady. | 1.5887 | 0.01786 | 2018 | 1235 | 378 | 405 |
71 | Could you carbon date it as well?” | 1.5823 | 0.01869 | 1592 | 914 | 429 | 249 |
72 | You made me look like an asshole in chapter 15. | 1.5817 | 0.01612 | 2137 | 1227 | 577 | 333 |
73 | Just for the record... it wasn't a meteor. | 1.5806 | 0.01651 | 1922 | 1075 | 578 | 269 |
74 | I thought they said eat the author at 2PM | 1.5770 | 0.01655 | 2038 | 1182 | 536 | 320 |
75 | Well I think those six years spent living under your bed deserve an acknowledgment! | 1.5693 | 0.01825 | 1558 | 884 | 461 | 213 |
76 | The story arc is always the same for characters that look like me | 1.5675 | 0.01778 | 1748 | 1024 | 456 | 268 |
77 | Nobody checked with me for the right pronouns! | 1.5671 | 0.01822 | 1714 | 1019 | 418 | 277 |
78 | Are these ferns, steak, or just some stuff with leaves? | 1.5657 | 0.02001 | 1690 | 1098 | 228 | 364 |
79 | I know I wasn’t the best mother, but you make me sound like an absolute monster! | 1.5645 | 0.01877 | 1403 | 785 | 444 | 174 |
80 | It was awesome when the maiden said she actually liked the dragon's den and told the knight to get lost. | 1.5631 | 0.02036 | 1188 | 665 | 377 | 146 |
81 | When Harry Met Sally... | 1.5629 | 0.02049 | 1581 | 1021 | 230 | 330 |
82 | Wait, this isn’ t about the princess! | 1.5626 | 0.01920 | 1653 | 1023 | 330 | 300 |
83 | The pyromaniac character really hit home for me. | 1.5624 | 0.01870 | 1675 | 1017 | 374 | 284 |
84 | No, no, no.....I wrote a biography of DINAH SHORE ! | 1.5598 | 0.01949 | 1488 | 892 | 359 | 237 |
85 | Mam, I knew Puff, and he despised magic, I've never known him to "frolic", and he has never set hoof in Honahlee | 1.5584 | 0.01960 | 1379 | 804 | 380 | 195 |
86 | I don't care if you are a paleontologist. Only I can tell my story! | 1.5584 | 0.01878 | 1542 | 910 | 403 | 229 |
87 | Why did they all have to die at the end? | 1.5570 | 0.01910 | 1386 | 793 | 414 | 179 |
88 | I have always found your work transformative, I have never been so comfortable with myself | 1.5566 | 0.01924 | 1563 | 952 | 352 | 259 |
89 | Another tell all book about me! | 1.5556 | 0.02016 | 1494 | 933 | 292 | 269 |
90 | I devoured your last book. | 1.5525 | 0.01917 | 1343 | 766 | 412 | 165 |
91 | I’m a dinosaur? What about the Electoral College?” | 1.5521 | 0.02586 | 815 | 486 | 208 | 121 |
92 | Of course I'm mad, you made me out to be a monster. | 1.5497 | 0.02081 | 1126 | 642 | 349 | 135 |
93 | A member of the dinosaur clade known as theropoda - generally classified as saurischian dinosaurs, the majority of which are carnivores - who has cut in line because they can, in order to “Meet The Author, 2PM.” | 1.5477 | 0.02138 | 1364 | 873 | 235 | 256 |
94 | We need to get some facts straight in your book The Library Dragon. | 1.5433 | 0.02221 | 1270 | 820 | 210 | 240 |
95 | I so much appreciated your sensitive portrayal of a reptile disfunction. | 1.5432 | 0.02231 | 1145 | 707 | 254 | 184 |
96 | What do you mean, I don't qualify for a senior discount? | 1.5430 | 0.02335 | 1011 | 615 | 243 | 153 |
97 | Please sign a copy to Fred and Wilma. | 1.5428 | 0.02345 | 982 | 592 | 247 | 143 |
98 | I laughed, I cried, I destroyed an entire village. | 1.5422 | 0.02187 | 1042 | 607 | 305 | 130 |
99 | What exactly makes you an expert on the Paleo diet? | 1.5411 | 0.02052 | 1229 | 729 | 335 | 165 |
100 | I loved the part about global warming being a hoax. | 1.5404 | 0.02408 | 903 | 539 | 240 | 124 |
101 | I think I’ve eaten everything you’ve ever written. | 1.5401 | 0.02281 | 959 | 561 | 278 | 120 |
102 | Yours is the first paleo diet that's worked for me. | 1.5398 | 0.02112 | 1132 | 666 | 321 | 145 |
103 | I'm sorry, this book is about the History of Tijuana" | 1.5371 | 0.02359 | 1145 | 752 | 171 | 222 |
104 | So, according to your book, I'm extinct?! | 1.5369 | 0.01994 | 1166 | 695 | 328 | 143 |
105 | I knew Michael Crichton, lady, and you are no Michael Crichton. | 1.5364 | 0.02150 | 1139 | 686 | 295 | 158 |
106 | I've been waiting so long I started turning into a bird! | 1.5347 | 0.02393 | 864 | 508 | 250 | 106 |
107 | If I was extinct, would I be here? | 1.5343 | 0.02530 | 743 | 430 | 229 | 84 |
108 | Just sign it, 'To my ex-husband Dave, who is every bit the cold-blooded reptile I portrayed him as on page 34.' | 1.5336 | 0.02132 | 1087 | 640 | 314 | 133 |
109 | No I didn’t eat your book! I said the ending was hard to swallow. | 1.5336 | 0.02929 | 596 | 356 | 162 | 78 |
110 | Actually, ‘dragon’ is an outdated term. And as someone from the ‘scaled, fire-breathing community,’ I really resent your representation of my people. I’ve never once ‘abducted a virgin’ and your claim that we ‘hoard gold’ is very offensive.” | 1.5288 | 0.02271 | 1040 | 639 | 252 | 149 |
111 | Wanna say that ‘lizard brain’ stuff to my face? | 1.5266 | 0.02407 | 866 | 519 | 238 | 109 |
112 | I'm totally kind and nice, except if I have to wait for this nonsense | 1.5255 | 0.02456 | 1001 | 652 | 172 | 177 |
113 | I absolutely devoured your last few books | 1.5253 | 0.02224 | 988 | 587 | 283 | 118 |
114 | Loved your book however I take issue with the use of the term extinct. | 1.5249 | 0.02152 | 983 | 568 | 314 | 101 |
115 | Do I look extinct to you? | 1.5232 | 0.02322 | 906 | 540 | 258 | 108 |
116 | 1:58? You're really going to make us wait? Jerk. | 1.5223 | 0.02481 | 963 | 625 | 173 | 165 |
117 | I told you that story in confidence Carol | 1.5220 | 0.02280 | 956 | 575 | 263 | 118 |
118 | You're pretty smug for someone not wearing chainmail. | 1.5217 | 0.02445 | 805 | 478 | 234 | 93 |
119 | Extinction is such an ugly word. | 1.5170 | 0.02481 | 795 | 479 | 221 | 95 |
120 | I really love how you captured the internal struggle of the monster; most authors just focus on the wanton destruction, not the why. | 1.5164 | 0.02389 | 883 | 539 | 232 | 112 |
121 | You made me seem like a monster. | 1.5159 | 0.02339 | 878 | 526 | 251 | 101 |
122 | I am an omnivorous reader. | 1.5128 | 0.02743 | 626 | 374 | 183 | 69 |
123 | Your 'monster' also hosted BBQs and gave rides to underprivledged townspeople. But did that make the book?!?! Noooooooooo." | 1.5119 | 0.02410 | 838 | 508 | 231 | 99 |
124 | You call it sci-fi. I call it cultural appropriation. | 1.5115 | 0.02495 | 829 | 515 | 204 | 110 |
125 | No, I mean I literally devoured it. | 1.5103 | 0.02489 | 829 | 515 | 205 | 109 |
126 | Please dedicate it to "my favorite Reptilia Bibliophilia." May I remind you that the sign says "meet the author" not "eat the author." | 1.5103 | 0.02592 | 829 | 533 | 169 | 127 |
127 | My eyes are up here. | 1.5084 | 0.02696 | 712 | 445 | 172 | 95 |
128 | Maybe I don't believe in you either. | 1.5080 | 0.02681 | 628 | 372 | 193 | 63 |
129 | And you’re not a real maiden. | 1.5062 | 0.02663 | 721 | 450 | 177 | 94 |
130 | Just ONE time can the prince and the dragon talk it out instead of the slaying thing? | 1.5053 | 0.02619 | 655 | 389 | 201 | 65 |
131 | At least allow the characters to evolve. | 1.5049 | 0.02558 | 713 | 430 | 206 | 77 |
132 | Your book saved my life. I wish my friends had read it. | 1.5045 | 0.02447 | 773 | 465 | 226 | 82 |
133 | Finally. I've been standing in line for ages. | 1.5039 | 0.02449 | 766 | 460 | 226 | 80 |
134 | I’m here to tell you not everyone lived happily ever after! | 1.5024 | 0.03369 | 416 | 253 | 117 | 46 |
135 | You're not what I expected either. | 1.5020 | 0.02567 | 741 | 457 | 196 | 88 |
136 | Book reviewer. Why do you ask? | 1.5014 | 0.02557 | 728 | 445 | 201 | 82 |
137 | And I don’t breathe fire for the fun of it, it’s acid reflux, okay? | 1.5007 | 0.02609 | 733 | 457 | 185 | 91 |
138 | I thought the email said, "Eat the Author" | 1.4986 | 0.02568 | 718 | 450 | 182 | 86 |
139 | Inscribe it to my kid, he thinks you’re pretend | 1.4979 | 0.02638 | 709 | 442 | 181 | 86 |
140 | Go on! Say that I have a tiny brain to my face. | 1.4977 | 0.02665 | 663 | 406 | 184 | 73 |
141 | You know, not all of us breathe fire and guard princesses in towers. Some of us like to knit or garden. | 1.4964 | 0.02486 | 701 | 417 | 220 | 64 |
142 | I also didn't think I'd live to see this day. | 1.4964 | 0.02607 | 695 | 427 | 191 | 77 |
143 | Personally I found the protagonist to be somewhat un-evolved. | 1.4956 | 0.02485 | 688 | 407 | 221 | 60 |
144 | What about age discrimination? | 1.4934 | 0.02911 | 683 | 458 | 113 | 112 |
145 | Great book. You might need to tweak the part about the meteors killing us all. | 1.4917 | 0.02656 | 604 | 360 | 191 | 53 |
146 | Your 'Shape Shifting for Dummies' book has some serious flaws. | 1.4900 | 0.02901 | 647 | 425 | 127 | 95 |
147 | I am a "Fire and Flight enabled Reptile"; pleased do not use the pejorative "Dragon" | 1.4894 | 0.02692 | 615 | 374 | 181 | 60 |
148 | I couldn't help but notice you shunned the Oxford comma. | 1.4894 | 0.02953 | 564 | 356 | 140 | 68 |
149 | On the upside, the line is a lot shorter now. | 1.4892 | 0.02704 | 650 | 405 | 172 | 73 |
150 | Listen lady...I was there...and you got it all wrong! | 1.4873 | 0.02730 | 630 | 392 | 169 | 69 |
151 | I devoured your book, and found it tasteless. | 1.4847 | 0.02689 | 619 | 380 | 178 | 61 |
152 | The Dragon's Lair"? I don't appreciate your cultural appropriation | 1.4827 | 0.02892 | 607 | 392 | 137 | 78 |
153 | I hated the chapter about the meteor. | 1.4824 | 0.02729 | 597 | 367 | 172 | 58 |
154 | That fossil that made you famous is my grandmother. | 1.4815 | 0.02834 | 596 | 377 | 151 | 68 |
155 | Great book. It only took me a few knights to get through it! | 1.4808 | 0.02850 | 547 | 337 | 157 | 53 |
156 | I thought we agreed my interview was to be off the record" | 1.4806 | 0.02804 | 593 | 372 | 157 | 64 |
157 | 'He slithered into the room with reptilian ease...'? Really, that's what passes for writing these days? | 1.4805 | 0.02818 | 589 | 370 | 155 | 64 |
158 | You wrote that I ate babies. It was just the one baby, OK? | 1.4796 | 0.02674 | 588 | 356 | 182 | 50 |
159 | Your book is an egregious example of species appropriation. | 1.4785 | 0.02815 | 581 | 364 | 156 | 61 |
160 | I told you about the fire-breathing dysfunction in confidence, Janet. | 1.4770 | 0.02854 | 564 | 354 | 151 | 59 |
161 | And that’s when Brenda realized that her research on the late Cretaceous period may not have been thorough enough. | 1.4770 | 0.02931 | 564 | 361 | 137 | 66 |
162 | And why can’t the dragon save the princess now and then? | 1.4770 | 0.02909 | 564 | 359 | 141 | 64 |
163 | Your name is 2PM? | 1.4756 | 0.03330 | 471 | 311 | 96 | 64 |
164 | I'm a old friend of Mr. Sendak's. | 1.4751 | 0.02861 | 562 | 354 | 149 | 59 |
165 | You weren’t even there! | 1.4750 | 0.02924 | 560 | 358 | 138 | 64 |
166 | Not to Rex...T-Rex! | 1.4741 | 0.03071 | 502 | 320 | 126 | 56 |
167 | Did you have to include every salacious detail about our frolic in Honahlee? | 1.4727 | 0.03018 | 550 | 359 | 122 | 69 |
168 | Oh, come on – did you really think I would not recognize me?! | 1.4726 | 0.02914 | 548 | 348 | 141 | 59 |
169 | Christ, Susan, how many times do I need to apologize? You didn’t have to go and write a whole book about it! | 1.4719 | 0.02922 | 534 | 337 | 142 | 55 |
170 | I'm here to discuss 'cultural appropriation'. | 1.4693 | 0.02971 | 522 | 332 | 135 | 55 |
171 | I hear you've been using a thesaurus. They're my cousins. | 1.4679 | 0.03144 | 421 | 259 | 127 | 35 |
172 | You're a Paleontologist? I told you those details in confidence! | 1.4665 | 0.03081 | 508 | 330 | 119 | 59 |
173 | That's your advice? Thicker skin?? | 1.4663 | 0.02969 | 504 | 318 | 137 | 49 |
174 | Your book made my blood run warm. | 1.4651 | 0.03061 | 501 | 323 | 123 | 55 |
175 | Marjorie considers how to quickly explain the title of her new book, "How to Slay Your Dragon" is a metaphor. | 1.4651 | 0.03008 | 501 | 319 | 131 | 51 |
176 | You probably don't remember me. I was at your first book signing. | 1.4644 | 0.03106 | 491 | 318 | 118 | 55 |
177 | Tyrannosaurus...traditional spelling. | 1.4636 | 0.03079 | 494 | 319 | 121 | 54 |
178 | I DID listen to Terry Gross, and I'm sure she said EAT the author. | 1.4628 | 0.03038 | 497 | 319 | 126 | 52 |
179 | Huge fan. HUGE. | 1.4626 | 0.03047 | 495 | 318 | 125 | 52 |
180 | The chapter on ‘How to Reignite Your Inner Fire’ really resonated with me | 1.4626 | 0.03140 | 495 | 325 | 111 | 59 |
181 | Last year at Barnes & Noble. Are you SURE you don't remember me? | 1.4609 | 0.03129 | 486 | 317 | 114 | 55 |
182 | English majors will be extinct long before I am! | 1.4608 | 0.03341 | 408 | 262 | 104 | 42 |
183 | No. It’s “meet” the author. There’s an “m”. | 1.4607 | 0.03056 | 484 | 310 | 125 | 49 |
184 | Just make it out to “Rex”. | 1.4606 | 0.03093 | 482 | 311 | 120 | 51 |
185 | It wasn’t your story to tell. | 1.4599 | 0.03187 | 474 | 311 | 108 | 55 |
186 | You think you could write a book about me, and then I wouldn't show? | 1.4586 | 0.03057 | 471 | 300 | 126 | 45 |
187 | Oh! I thought it was eat the author | 1.4586 | 0.03244 | 471 | 313 | 100 | 58 |
188 | I believe I may be one of the demons you wanted to confront. | 1.4585 | 0.03300 | 386 | 242 | 111 | 33 |
189 | You really got me to see it from the damsel’s perspective. | 1.4584 | 0.03111 | 469 | 302 | 119 | 48 |
190 | As a Jurrasic-American, I find your paleontology book a little insensitive. | 1.4581 | 0.03145 | 465 | 301 | 115 | 49 |
191 | You said my character would evolve. | 1.4574 | 0.03017 | 470 | 297 | 131 | 42 |
192 | Well, what you call "fantasy" I call "cultural appropriation." | 1.4569 | 0.03165 | 464 | 302 | 112 | 50 |
193 | And another thing... what's this nonsense about breathing fire. I exhale it. Obviously. | 1.4567 | 0.03189 | 462 | 302 | 109 | 51 |
194 | Please hurry. I'm on a 3 p.m. flight to Tokyo. | 1.4557 | 0.03370 | 406 | 264 | 99 | 43 |
195 | Let's see if your pen is mightier than a sword now. | 1.4553 | 0.03189 | 459 | 300 | 109 | 50 |
196 | Plagiasorous! | 1.4553 | 0.03278 | 459 | 306 | 97 | 56 |
197 | Do I look extinct? | 1.4547 | 0.03190 | 453 | 295 | 110 | 48 |
198 | The author of "Spay Your Dragon" began to regret her subject choice. | 1.4547 | 0.03190 | 453 | 295 | 110 | 48 |
199 | Elaine faced down yet another literary dinosaur. | 1.4537 | 0.03107 | 454 | 291 | 120 | 43 |
200 | Oh my goodness, I’ve waited 146 million years for this moment, I’m a huge fan! | 1.4535 | 0.03069 | 452 | 287 | 125 | 40 |
201 | What do you mean, the asteroid was fake news?! | 1.4535 | 0.03179 | 452 | 294 | 111 | 47 |
202 | No, it's Bronte's Thesaurus. | 1.4519 | 0.03204 | 447 | 292 | 108 | 47 |
203 | So embarrassing. Would you mind handing me a book? I can't reach | 1.4512 | 0.03139 | 441 | 283 | 117 | 41 |
204 | I’m sorry I called Jared Kushner a reptilian monster. That was unfair to you and I apologize. | 1.4509 | 0.03276 | 448 | 298 | 98 | 52 |
205 | Peter, Paul and Mary couldn't make it. 'To Puff' will be fine. Burp. Excuse me. | 1.4506 | 0.03252 | 435 | 285 | 104 | 46 |
206 | I’m dying to know what happened at the end, after they see that big asteroid on the sky... | 1.4506 | 0.03252 | 435 | 285 | 104 | 46 |
207 | My mistake. I thought it said ‘EAT THE AUTHOR’.” | 1.4503 | 0.03247 | 433 | 283 | 105 | 45 |
208 | It’s not Micropachycephalosaurus Rex, it’s just BOB | 1.4503 | 0.03328 | 433 | 288 | 95 | 50 |
209 | Godzilla was my mother, not father. | 1.4501 | 0.03419 | 431 | 292 | 84 | 55 |
210 | Our thirst for knowledge will never become extinct. Now make it out to Rex, please. | 1.4498 | 0.03268 | 438 | 289 | 101 | 48 |
211 | Being the foremost expert on giant lizards, (Ironically her latest book being about such lizards) the author knew that if she sat very still and not make eye contact, it would eventually tire and go away. | 1.4498 | 0.03236 | 438 | 287 | 105 | 46 |
212 | So, is this meteor thing only speculative fiction? | 1.4486 | 0.03189 | 428 | 276 | 112 | 40 |
213 | What is this about Police Reform? | 1.4479 | 0.03663 | 422 | 300 | 55 | 67 |
214 | A footnote? Is that all I am to you? | 1.4468 | 0.03180 | 423 | 272 | 113 | 38 |
215 | Your book made me look like some sort of monster! | 1.4463 | 0.03237 | 419 | 272 | 107 | 40 |
216 | Any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental?" ANY resemblance"? Really, Lois | 1.4444 | 0.03192 | 414 | 266 | 112 | 36 |
217 | Rex stood in line patiently, hoping that there will be no Thesaurus jokes this time. | 1.4444 | 0.03282 | 414 | 271 | 102 | 41 |
218 | What? I thought it was Eat the Author at 2pm. | 1.4439 | 0.03532 | 410 | 282 | 74 | 54 |
219 | Liz, what I told you in the castle was off-the-record. | 1.4439 | 0.03269 | 410 | 267 | 104 | 39 |
220 | My name? It’s spelled *just* like it sounds: Eustreptospondylus! | 1.4436 | 0.03545 | 408 | 281 | 73 | 54 |
221 | When I say I've been waiting for ages, I really mean ages. | 1.4431 | 0.03160 | 413 | 264 | 115 | 34 |
222 | You said you weren’t going to use my real name! | 1.4431 | 0.03252 | 413 | 269 | 105 | 39 |
223 | I was told these people wanted a singed copy. | 1.4428 | 0.03245 | 411 | 267 | 106 | 38 |
224 | Sorry, I thought it was eat the author. | 1.4420 | 0.03389 | 405 | 270 | 91 | 44 |
225 | I feel like I’ve been waiting here forever. | 1.4420 | 0.03260 | 405 | 263 | 105 | 37 |
226 | I cannot believe you named the only Dinosour in the book ‘Terry Dactyl’ | 1.4414 | 0.03358 | 401 | 265 | 95 | 41 |
227 | Ah shoot, by the time we get there she's going to be toast." | 1.4410 | 0.03488 | 356 | 232 | 91 | 33 |
228 | Had I known you were planning a tell-all, I never would’ve accepted your strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. | 1.4409 | 0.03418 | 406 | 273 | 87 | 46 |
229 | Stegosaurus: ‘slow moving plant-eater’ my ass! | 1.4409 | 0.03309 | 406 | 267 | 99 | 40 |
230 | Yes, if you could make it out to ‘last of a dying breed’ that would really make my day! | 1.4406 | 0.03284 | 404 | 264 | 102 | 38 |
231 | Well, your arms aren’t so great either ! | 1.4406 | 0.03227 | 404 | 261 | 108 | 35 |
232 | Your book is another example of the institutional tokenism of my species in fantasy and the media. | 1.4406 | 0.03430 | 404 | 272 | 86 | 46 |
233 | Actually could you sign it "To Mothra"? It's for a friend. | 1.4397 | 0.03338 | 398 | 262 | 97 | 39 |
234 | I was just a science experiment to you. I feel so used, so...slimy. | 1.4391 | 0.03164 | 394 | 250 | 115 | 29 |
235 | Climate change? Let me tell YOU about climate change! | 1.4391 | 0.03438 | 394 | 264 | 87 | 43 |
236 | Five bucks says she won't know how to spell Carcharodontosaurus. | 1.4391 | 0.03304 | 394 | 257 | 101 | 36 |
237 | Seems like a million years ago since your last book | 1.4388 | 0.03216 | 392 | 251 | 110 | 31 |
238 | To Mothra, Rodan and King Kong. The other two are for me. | 1.4385 | 0.02777 | 390 | 267 | 90 | 33 |
239 | Now our friends think I'm some kind of monster. | 1.4385 | 0.03227 | 390 | 250 | 109 | 31 |
240 | Everyone in my book club ate it up - with relish. | 1.4381 | 0.03380 | 388 | 256 | 94 | 38 |
241 | Still want to deny my existence? | 1.4381 | 0.03534 | 388 | 264 | 78 | 46 |
242 | Lost for words? Have you never seen a Thesaurus before? | 1.4373 | 0.03744 | 343 | 233 | 70 | 40 |
243 | I love how you captured the reptilian narrative and point-of-view. | 1.4367 | 0.03285 | 387 | 251 | 103 | 33 |
244 | Suddenly, Marsha remembered her co-author and the promise of royalties she'd so easily forgotten. | 1.4360 | 0.03350 | 383 | 251 | 97 | 35 |
245 | Your climate change theories are intriguing. | 1.4354 | 0.03375 | 379 | 249 | 95 | 35 |
246 | Sleeve length is always my biggest issue. | 1.4350 | 0.03346 | 377 | 246 | 98 | 33 |
247 | I'm not leaving until you tell them what really happened. | 1.4347 | 0.03250 | 375 | 240 | 107 | 28 |
248 | Did you even try to tell my side of the story? | 1.4339 | 0.03275 | 378 | 244 | 104 | 30 |
249 | I thought print books were extinct. | 1.4339 | 0.03462 | 378 | 253 | 86 | 39 |
250 | And anther thing, Twain did not coin the phrase that "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated, | 1.4327 | 0.03555 | 379 | 259 | 76 | 44 |
251 | Oooh, I thought it was ‘eat’ the author. | 1.4327 | 0.03225 | 379 | 243 | 108 | 28 |
252 | The main character's struggle to fit in really resonated with me. | 1.4325 | 0.03557 | 326 | 212 | 87 | 27 |
253 | You've captured the flavor of the Jurassic Period perfectly! I laughed. I cried! I roared! | 1.4324 | 0.03367 | 370 | 242 | 96 | 32 |
254 | Extinction” was a great read, but I think you got a few things wrong.. | 1.4316 | 0.03412 | 373 | 247 | 91 | 35 |
255 | I didn't expect a kiss and tell, Marilyn. | 1.4313 | 0.03382 | 371 | 244 | 94 | 33 |
256 | Just sign it, “To a fellow vegan.” | 1.4301 | 0.03464 | 365 | 243 | 87 | 35 |
257 | Make it "To Rex," please. | 1.4301 | 0.03464 | 365 | 243 | 87 | 35 |
258 | I really liked the book until the part about an asteroid and mass extinction. No one is going to believe that. | 1.4301 | 0.03508 | 365 | 245 | 83 | 37 |
259 | Repeat that part about my arms. | 1.4301 | 0.03399 | 365 | 240 | 93 | 32 |
260 | You need to hire a fact-checker. I'm not extinct. | 1.4294 | 0.03536 | 361 | 243 | 81 | 37 |
261 | Ingrid's inner demon picked an awkward time to show up. | 1.4286 | 0.03756 | 308 | 205 | 74 | 29 |
262 | Sorry, my mask burned up. 29th one this week! | 1.4286 | 0.03660 | 329 | 220 | 77 | 32 |
263 | That character is a composite of dragons I have known, not any one dragon. | 1.4282 | 0.03396 | 355 | 232 | 94 | 29 |
264 | Thank you so much, my son is obsessed with humans. | 1.4274 | 0.03375 | 358 | 234 | 95 | 29 |
265 | Retract or Tokyo burns. | 1.4270 | 0.03592 | 356 | 242 | 76 | 38 |
266 | Susan's exposé on Where the Wild Things actually are, was about to have real-world consequences. | 1.4270 | 0.03481 | 356 | 237 | 86 | 33 |
267 | I still miss Sendak, but you're good. | 1.4266 | 0.03517 | 354 | 237 | 83 | 34 |
268 | That evil dragon you wrote about has a son. And that son has feelings. And a name. And that name is Randy. | 1.4261 | 0.03531 | 352 | 236 | 82 | 34 |
269 | He looks like a voracious reader | 1.4253 | 0.03810 | 308 | 208 | 69 | 31 |
270 | Where do you stand on the Oxford Comma? | 1.4253 | 0.03652 | 348 | 238 | 72 | 38 |
271 | Anna was afraid one her characters would come back to haunt her. | 1.4244 | 0.03566 | 344 | 231 | 80 | 33 |
272 | If you were right about me, you'd be lunch by now. | 1.4244 | 0.03637 | 344 | 234 | 74 | 36 |
273 | I was there, lady. Your characterization of us as vicious killers running wild is wrong. Many of us had jobs, and families, and we cared about the environment. | 1.4232 | 0.03462 | 345 | 228 | 88 | 29 |
274 | I came here as soon as I finished my shift at the museum | 1.4232 | 0.03605 | 345 | 234 | 76 | 35 |
275 | Oh please. How am I being predatory? | 1.4230 | 0.03693 | 305 | 202 | 77 | 26 |
276 | I doubt she envisioned this when she wrote “Controlling Your Pet With Tough Love.” | 1.4227 | 0.03758 | 343 | 239 | 63 | 41 |
277 | I don't know about mythic, but my parents always told me I was exceptional. | 1.4227 | 0.03572 | 343 | 231 | 79 | 33 |
278 | Finally! It feels like I've been waiting in line for 65 million years! | 1.4227 | 0.03596 | 343 | 232 | 77 | 34 |
279 | i'm not angry, that's how we smile! | 1.4227 | 0.03621 | 317 | 210 | 80 | 27 |
280 | Make it to Puff | 1.4223 | 0.03705 | 341 | 235 | 68 | 38 |
281 | I'll have you know I'm alive and well and living in a co-op in Chula Vista. | 1.4218 | 0.03108 | 339 | 235 | 75 | 29 |
282 | Please sign it: "to Bronny Brontosarus". | 1.4218 | 0.03971 | 339 | 245 | 45 | 49 |
283 | The cruelly chosen word can pierce even the thickest armor, Carol. | 1.4199 | 0.03588 | 331 | 222 | 79 | 30 |
284 | I know it's you, Donald. Go home. The secret service is looking for you. | 1.4192 | 0.03664 | 334 | 228 | 72 | 34 |
285 | Please sign it to Puff M.D. Thanks so much! | 1.4187 | 0.03370 | 332 | 230 | 71 | 31 |
286 | I absolutely devoured your last book! | 1.4187 | 0.03450 | 332 | 218 | 89 | 25 |
287 | Finally a paleo diet book with recipes I can stick too. You available for dinner? | 1.4187 | 0.03463 | 332 | 231 | 68 | 33 |
288 | Just write "To the mythical creation from Chapter 3", please | 1.4187 | 0.03260 | 332 | 231 | 71 | 30 |
289 | Oh yeah? Well, my meat-eater brain was big enough to find you! | 1.4177 | 0.03584 | 328 | 220 | 79 | 29 |
290 | We’re called Herbivores. Not ‘vegans.’ Look it up. | 1.4167 | 0.03615 | 324 | 218 | 77 | 29 |
291 | A guy calling himself St. George was supposed to meet me here. | 1.4161 | 0.03439 | 322 | 210 | 90 | 22 |
292 | Your theories about our extinction are, to put it mildly, flawed. | 1.4161 | 0.03577 | 322 | 215 | 80 | 27 |
293 | Sorry, I thought this was to “Eat the Author”. | 1.4161 | 0.03550 | 322 | 224 | 66 | 32 |
294 | I hated the ending. | 1.4161 | 0.03736 | 322 | 221 | 68 | 33 |
295 | I am NOT fiction! | 1.4159 | 0.03769 | 327 | 227 | 64 | 36 |
296 | Sally knew she’d ‘’made it’ after seeing her audience’s breadth. | 1.4159 | 0.03892 | 327 | 232 | 54 | 41 |
297 | I brought my parents to meet you! | 1.4143 | 0.03717 | 321 | 220 | 69 | 32 |
298 | No, I'm not a thesaurus. Just sign the book. | 1.4138 | 0.03888 | 319 | 225 | 56 | 38 |
299 | I almost didn't make it; there was an asteroid. | 1.4138 | 0.03571 | 319 | 213 | 80 | 26 |
300 | The hunting passages obviously were written by an herbivore. | 1.4135 | 0.03423 | 312 | 202 | 91 | 19 |
301 | 'No, I CAN'T reach it! Just sign one for me!' | 1.4132 | 0.03723 | 317 | 217 | 69 | 31 |
302 | TAKE IT FROM ME, YOUR SENTENCES DRAG ON. | 1.4132 | 0.03776 | 317 | 219 | 65 | 33 |
303 | That meteor ending was so obvious! | 1.4132 | 0.03459 | 317 | 215 | 76 | 26 |
304 | He’s been sleeping, but he’s really up for this. | 1.4127 | 0.04246 | 315 | 236 | 28 | 51 |
305 | I knew how it ended but couldn't put it down. | 1.4127 | 0.03686 | 315 | 214 | 72 | 29 |
306 | Wanna find out if my arms are actually useless? | 1.4127 | 0.03767 | 315 | 217 | 66 | 32 |
307 | Ms. St. George, I read your book and it slayed me” | 1.4127 | 0.03546 | 315 | 209 | 82 | 24 |
308 | If I could reach across this table... | 1.4121 | 0.03811 | 313 | 217 | 63 | 33 |
309 | Was our relationship just a fantasy tale, too? | 1.4116 | 0.03488 | 311 | 204 | 86 | 21 |
310 | I’ve been a fan since the Mesozoic era. | 1.4116 | 0.03662 | 311 | 210 | 74 | 27 |
311 | If in your book, dragons fly, why did I just have to take the subway? | 1.4116 | 0.03662 | 311 | 210 | 74 | 27 |
312 | Extinct? I heard the same about you. | 1.4110 | 0.03707 | 309 | 210 | 71 | 28 |
313 | It's fantasy" is no excuse for hurtful stereotypes | 1.4110 | 0.03707 | 309 | 210 | 71 | 28 |
314 | Should I be standing six feet apart from the face, or the end of its tail? | 1.4110 | 0.03533 | 309 | 204 | 83 | 22 |
315 | I don't care if Tolkien did it, it's still a pretty offensive stereotype." | 1.4097 | 0.03612 | 310 | 208 | 77 | 25 |
316 | I'm here to test your faith in creationism. | 1.4097 | 0.03781 | 310 | 214 | 65 | 31 |
317 | No. I said, bring me a thesaurus. | 1.4092 | 0.03787 | 303 | 208 | 66 | 29 |
318 | No I can't change the ending to make the dinosaurs win. | 1.4092 | 0.03729 | 303 | 206 | 70 | 27 |
319 | So you're the smartypants scientist who wrote this book called 'DINOSAURS: Thank God They Are Extinct'. | 1.4089 | 0.03644 | 313 | 212 | 74 | 27 |
320 | For the last time: the meteor is fake news! | 1.4085 | 0.03479 | 306 | 213 | 66 | 27 |
321 | Margaret finally understood how writing was the best way to come face to face with you childhood daemons. | 1.4085 | 0.03702 | 306 | 208 | 71 | 27 |
322 | You used my real name; now my wife won't talk to me. | 1.4085 | 0.03731 | 306 | 209 | 69 | 28 |
323 | D-Rex? Really? You concealed my identity by changing my name to D-rex? | 1.4085 | 0.03673 | 306 | 207 | 73 | 26 |
324 | You know what isn't fictitious? My defamation case. | 1.4085 | 0.03788 | 306 | 211 | 65 | 30 |
325 | You spelled archaeopteryx wrong on page 73 | 1.4072 | 0.03546 | 307 | 204 | 81 | 22 |
326 | Something tells me we should have gotten her autograph before this guy jumped the line. | 1.4067 | 0.03754 | 300 | 205 | 68 | 27 |
327 | Can't you people ever let the dragon be the hero?! | 1.4067 | 0.03956 | 300 | 212 | 54 | 34 |
328 | According to your book I don't exist. Please sign it , "For Dino, with apologies". | 1.4067 | 0.03928 | 300 | 211 | 56 | 33 |
329 | I told you it was off the record! | 1.4067 | 0.03571 | 300 | 199 | 80 | 21 |
330 | 3 weeks? I was on top for 3 million years! | 1.4065 | 0.03998 | 278 | 193 | 57 | 28 |
331 | The ending stinks. | 1.4060 | 0.03771 | 298 | 204 | 67 | 27 |
332 | It was at that moment she began to regret naming her new book "Dinosaurs Suck". | 1.4060 | 0.03953 | 266 | 181 | 62 | 23 |
333 | So. Too cool to remember me now?! | 1.4054 | 0.03759 | 296 | 202 | 68 | 26 |
334 | Oh, I thought it was 'eat.' Never mind. My bad. | 1.4048 | 0.03807 | 294 | 202 | 65 | 27 |
335 | I’ve been waiting for ages | 1.4048 | 0.03986 | 294 | 208 | 53 | 33 |
336 | Why are WE always the bad guys? | 1.4048 | 0.03651 | 294 | 197 | 75 | 22 |
337 | What happened between us was ancient history. | 1.4048 | 0.03587 | 294 | 195 | 79 | 20 |
338 | You call it fantasy, I call it toxic perpetuation of dracophobic stereotypes. | 1.4043 | 0.03954 | 282 | 196 | 58 | 28 |
339 | I wasn’t about to tell him the line starts back here. | 1.4043 | 0.03922 | 282 | 195 | 60 | 27 |
340 | Oh, he read it. And now he's gonna chew her ear off. | 1.4043 | 0.03954 | 282 | 196 | 58 | 28 |
341 | The scariest thing here isn't the dinosaur, but the absence of face masks. | 1.4041 | 0.03946 | 292 | 205 | 56 | 31 |
342 | Just...to Steggy | 1.4040 | 0.03838 | 297 | 206 | 62 | 29 |
343 | Did you read the disclaimer? "Any resemblance to actual dragons, living or dead, is purely coincidental." | 1.4040 | 0.03838 | 297 | 206 | 62 | 29 |
344 | I told you those things in confidence, Patricia! | 1.4040 | 0.03625 | 297 | 199 | 76 | 22 |
345 | How did I get to the front of the line? You have to ask? | 1.4034 | 0.04110 | 238 | 161 | 58 | 19 |
346 | I am sick and tired of people talking about the elephant in the room | 1.4028 | 0.03603 | 288 | 191 | 78 | 19 |
347 | The Girl With the Dragon at 2. | 1.4021 | 0.03924 | 291 | 204 | 57 | 30 |
348 | Internal demons? I spend years under your bed and in your closet, and I'm just some "internal demon'"? | 1.4021 | 0.03802 | 291 | 200 | 65 | 26 |
349 | Please sign it, ‘You rascal, Puff!’ | 1.4014 | 0.03820 | 289 | 199 | 64 | 26 |
350 | Do you remember me? We dated in 1985, right before I moved to Chernobyl. | 1.4008 | 0.04104 | 252 | 174 | 55 | 23 |
351 | You agreed not to reveal I can’t wipe myself. | 1.4007 | 0.03788 | 282 | 192 | 67 | 23 |
352 | It’s not so much your portrayal of me, it’s that it’s sold under fiction. | 1.4007 | 0.03774 | 287 | 196 | 67 | 24 |
353 | Yes I see now ... it says MEET the author | 1.4007 | 0.03806 | 287 | 197 | 65 | 25 |
354 | And you call yourself a paleontologist! Do I look like a vegan? | 1.3993 | 0.03811 | 283 | 194 | 65 | 24 |
355 | I have been in line for ages. | 1.3978 | 0.03780 | 279 | 190 | 67 | 22 |
356 | You don't remember me, do you? | 1.3978 | 0.03947 | 279 | 195 | 57 | 27 |
357 | Meet! I thought you said eat! | 1.3978 | 0.03914 | 279 | 194 | 59 | 26 |
358 | This is what your damn Paleo diet did to me. | 1.3978 | 0.03881 | 279 | 193 | 61 | 25 |
359 | May I recommend a less hackneyed metaphor for men you wish were extinct? | 1.3978 | 0.03677 | 279 | 192 | 65 | 22 |
360 | I scared plenty of kids when they were young, but they didn’t write a scathing memoir. | 1.3978 | 0.03814 | 279 | 196 | 57 | 26 |
361 | Extinct?!” And you call this “nonfiction“? Back in my day, authors had the decency to actually do some research | 1.3978 | 0.03641 | 279 | 186 | 75 | 18 |
362 | I just devoured your book. | 1.3971 | 0.03833 | 277 | 190 | 64 | 23 |
363 | I found your portrayal of St. George a little too sympathetic. | 1.3957 | 0.04095 | 235 | 160 | 57 | 18 |
364 | MEET the author? You're sure that's not a typo? | 1.3956 | 0.03765 | 273 | 185 | 68 | 20 |
365 | How dare you write that I'm an old fossil. | 1.3956 | 0.03871 | 273 | 188 | 62 | 23 |
366 | Your book brought me back to life. | 1.3948 | 0.03820 | 271 | 185 | 65 | 21 |
367 | I hear it's not very prehistorically accurate. | 1.3948 | 0.03855 | 271 | 186 | 63 | 22 |
368 | I haven’t read such a lousy book in sixty-five million years. | 1.3941 | 0.04015 | 269 | 189 | 54 | 26 |
369 | Dr. Smythe reflects on the title of her current bestseller"The Inferior Dinosaur Brain"" and hopes she'll live to regret it. | 1.3933 | 0.04172 | 239 | 166 | 52 | 21 |
370 | I do not have tiny hands. | 1.3933 | 0.04001 | 267 | 187 | 55 | 25 |
371 | Would you like to reconsider describing me as scaly, horrid and foul of breath? | 1.3926 | 0.03863 | 270 | 186 | 62 | 22 |
372 | Yes, I have tiny arms... Thank you for sharing that with the world! | 1.3918 | 0.03801 | 245 | 163 | 68 | 14 |
373 | I’m not the monster you made me out to be. | 1.3918 | 0.03882 | 268 | 185 | 61 | 22 |
374 | Could you just sign it “For Fred and Wilma”? | 1.3918 | 0.03882 | 268 | 185 | 61 | 22 |
375 | I didn't like your ending. You won't either. | 1.3915 | 0.04178 | 235 | 163 | 52 | 20 |
376 | Like I always say: publish or perish. | 1.3913 | 0.04152 | 230 | 158 | 54 | 18 |
377 | I’ve been waiting 66 million years for this day. | 1.3910 | 0.03920 | 266 | 187 | 55 | 24 |
378 | I just really love the way you depict human suffering. | 1.3908 | 0.03583 | 261 | 189 | 49 | 23 |
379 | I can assure you I was the first one here! | 1.3908 | 0.03955 | 261 | 181 | 58 | 22 |
380 | Fire-breathing dragons may sell, but dinosaurs are the real evolutionary heroes. | 1.3908 | 0.04029 | 261 | 183 | 54 | 24 |
381 | I feel like I have a book in me. I think the last guy I ate was reading one at the time. | 1.3906 | 0.04068 | 233 | 159 | 57 | 17 |
382 | So, should I make that out to Puff? | 1.3902 | 0.03904 | 264 | 185 | 56 | 23 |
383 | Please stop using me as a metaphor for out-of-touch politicians. | 1.3902 | 0.04031 | 264 | 186 | 53 | 25 |
384 | I loved the way you didn’t make the dinosaurs look one dimensional. | 1.3902 | 0.03810 | 264 | 180 | 65 | 19 |
385 | How did you know I was a critic from the New Yorker? | 1.3902 | 0.04102 | 264 | 188 | 49 | 27 |
386 | Representation matters! Not all dragons eat people and hoard things! | 1.3902 | 0.03885 | 264 | 182 | 61 | 21 |
387 | Asteroid, my ass! | 1.3902 | 0.03885 | 264 | 182 | 61 | 21 |
388 | I'm supposed to believe that Margaret wasn't based on me? | 1.3885 | 0.04074 | 260 | 184 | 51 | 25 |
389 | Write a different ending...this time without the asteroid. | 1.3885 | 0.04000 | 260 | 182 | 55 | 23 |
390 | We are not NOT fire-breathing; NOT inherently dangerous to damsels; NOT trainable; and LOATHE our likeness made into plush baby toys. | 1.3885 | 0.03963 | 260 | 181 | 57 | 22 |
391 | Please explain how this isn’t defamation of character. | 1.3876 | 0.03984 | 258 | 180 | 56 | 22 |
392 | Just "To Godzilla". It's a gift. | 1.3876 | 0.04022 | 258 | 181 | 54 | 23 |
393 | I've been waiting in line for eons! | 1.3867 | 0.03928 | 256 | 177 | 59 | 20 |
394 | Your novel's a real page turner, and that's not easy with these arms. | 1.3867 | 0.04005 | 256 | 179 | 55 | 22 |
395 | He'll probably chew her ear off. | 1.3861 | 0.04491 | 202 | 141 | 44 | 17 |
396 | Look at me! Do I look like I fit under a bed? | 1.3861 | 0.04009 | 259 | 182 | 54 | 23 |
397 | Do I LOOK like I’m descended from birds? | 1.3861 | 0.04191 | 259 | 187 | 44 | 28 |
398 | You just HAD to go and dig up the past?!? | 1.3861 | 0.03895 | 259 | 179 | 60 | 20 |
399 | You just need a mask, not an entire costume. | 1.3849 | 0.04048 | 252 | 177 | 53 | 22 |
400 | So yeah, your book slayed me, but I’m back. | 1.3849 | 0.03969 | 252 | 175 | 57 | 20 |
401 | About that chapter on extinctions... | 1.3849 | 0.03807 | 252 | 171 | 65 | 16 |
402 | No, I am the mother of dragons! | 1.3849 | 0.04126 | 252 | 179 | 49 | 24 |
403 | Depsite accidentally burning all of your books, I'm really a huge fan. | 1.3849 | 0.04048 | 252 | 177 | 53 | 22 |
404 | You know, I think she's wrong about being her own worst critic. | 1.3843 | 0.03896 | 255 | 176 | 60 | 19 |
405 | 250 Million years is along time to wait for a Book Signing and be first in line. | 1.3843 | 0.04090 | 255 | 181 | 50 | 24 |
406 | No, I'm not done yet. Go back and wait in the car. | 1.3843 | 0.03936 | 255 | 177 | 58 | 20 |
407 | You portrayed me as some sort of monster! | 1.3840 | 0.03868 | 250 | 171 | 62 | 17 |
408 | "I'd hand you the book to sign, but according to you I have useless hands. | 1.3840 | 0.03950 | 250 | 173 | 58 | 19 |
409 | I don't have to be a boy dragon or a girl dragon, Ms. Rowling. | 1.3837 | 0.03942 | 258 | 180 | 57 | 21 |
410 | I told you to wait in the car. | 1.3834 | 0.04074 | 253 | 179 | 51 | 23 |
411 | You know damn well that's not how it happened! | 1.3831 | 0.03930 | 248 | 171 | 59 | 18 |
412 | What have I told you about wearing that thing to mommy's signings? | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
413 | How dare you print Mothra's lies. I never touched his wife. Never. | 1.3831 | 0.03930 | 248 | 171 | 59 | 18 |
414 | You’re aware that you’ve breached your NDA. | 1.3831 | 0.03971 | 248 | 172 | 57 | 19 |
415 | So, all of a sudden YOU'RE the expert on the Jurassic Period?? | 1.3831 | 0.03930 | 248 | 171 | 59 | 18 |
416 | I wrote the Peter Paul and Mary song. | 1.3831 | 0.04132 | 248 | 176 | 49 | 23 |
417 | Can you make it out to your oldest fan. | 1.3831 | 0.04012 | 248 | 173 | 55 | 20 |
418 | All the times I lit the barbecue, all the times I started the fireplace... and THIS is what you chose to include in your memoir, Sheila? | 1.3828 | 0.03884 | 256 | 177 | 60 | 19 |
419 | I'm sorry about your so-called toxic childhood, but your father and I are not the monsters you make us out to be. | 1.3825 | 0.03978 | 251 | 175 | 56 | 20 |
420 | You misspelled my subspecies and my name! | 1.3815 | 0.03958 | 249 | 173 | 57 | 19 |
421 | I’m sorry but store policy is “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” | 1.3810 | 0.04004 | 252 | 177 | 54 | 21 |
422 | My hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. | 1.3810 | 0.03925 | 252 | 175 | 58 | 19 |
423 | Well, in my humble opinion, that Beowulf guy had it coming. | 1.3806 | 0.04102 | 247 | 175 | 50 | 22 |
424 | Your writing needs to evolve as well. | 1.3806 | 0.04102 | 247 | 175 | 50 | 22 |
425 | Why don't you sign it, "To living proof my Why the Dinosaurs Disappeared theory is full of shit". | 1.3796 | 0.04205 | 245 | 176 | 45 | 24 |
426 | You promised me anonymity! | 1.3796 | 0.04043 | 245 | 172 | 53 | 20 |
427 | I was the victim, Janet! | 1.3796 | 0.04001 | 245 | 171 | 55 | 19 |
428 | It was a virus that destroyed us, a virus. Not a meteor, a virus! | 1.3792 | 0.03972 | 240 | 166 | 57 | 17 |
429 | They are not standing 6 feet away from me | 1.3789 | 0.04682 | 190 | 135 | 38 | 17 |
430 | We need to talk about cultural appropriation | 1.3786 | 0.04107 | 243 | 172 | 50 | 21 |
431 | Can you please just... slide the books a bit further to the edge of the table? | 1.3786 | 0.03850 | 243 | 166 | 62 | 15 |
432 | You told me you wouldn't use my real name! | 1.3786 | 0.03761 | 243 | 164 | 66 | 13 |
433 | I can’t say I like how things ended. | 1.3786 | 0.03980 | 243 | 169 | 56 | 18 |
434 | So, our relationship was just another conquest to you??? | 1.3784 | 0.04240 | 222 | 156 | 48 | 18 |
435 | Are you the girl with the dragon tattoo? I've been looking for you for a long time now. | 1.3776 | 0.04045 | 241 | 169 | 53 | 19 |
436 | Can you please stop referring to us as a synonym for old and outdated! | 1.3776 | 0.04002 | 241 | 168 | 55 | 18 |
437 | I’ve EATEN better authors than you. | 1.3776 | 0.04253 | 241 | 174 | 43 | 24 |
438 | That’s ‘Godzilla’ with two L’s | 1.3776 | 0.04088 | 241 | 170 | 51 | 20 |
439 | I had no idea you were going to portray me as a MONSTER! | 1.3774 | 0.04007 | 212 | 143 | 58 | 11 |
440 | So I was no more than just a fun little chapter to you, Danielle? | 1.3771 | 0.04060 | 236 | 165 | 53 | 18 |
441 | Ma'am, I take OFFENSE to your depiction of the giant lizard "monster". It's cheap that you would use the cliche stereotype that one with sharp teeth and spiked tall would be the antagonist that terrorizes the city. BTW, I set your house on fire. | 1.3771 | 0.04192 | 236 | 168 | 47 | 21 |
442 | I didn’t cut the line. I was here before any of you. | 1.3771 | 0.04060 | 236 | 165 | 53 | 18 |
443 | Don't look, but your book seems to attract some real weirdos. | 1.3771 | 0.04192 | 236 | 168 | 47 | 21 |
444 | You think it was my tiny hands that caused my extinction!? Ok, maybe. | 1.3771 | 0.04148 | 236 | 167 | 49 | 20 |
445 | You didn't know I could read, did you Linda? | 1.3771 | 0.04016 | 236 | 164 | 55 | 17 |
446 | Long line! Feels like I've been waiting since the Mesozoic. | 1.3771 | 0.04060 | 236 | 165 | 53 | 18 |
447 | Please dont take this the wrong way, but your book made me really horny. | 1.3771 | 0.04319 | 236 | 171 | 41 | 24 |
448 | We had an agreement Margaret. | 1.3771 | 0.04105 | 236 | 166 | 51 | 19 |
449 | I devoured your last book, along with the entire book club. Make this one out to Rex. | 1.3766 | 0.03891 | 239 | 164 | 60 | 15 |
450 | You know what's really extinct, Barbara? Talent! | 1.3766 | 0.04153 | 239 | 170 | 48 | 21 |
451 | She really did bring the character to life! | 1.3766 | 0.03304 | 239 | 177 | 44 | 18 |
452 | Can you make it out to Eustreptospondylus. E-u-s... | 1.3766 | 0.03936 | 239 | 165 | 58 | 16 |
453 | I’m confused... the reviews said you were a “dinosaur.” | 1.3766 | 0.04195 | 239 | 171 | 46 | 22 |
454 | Your book was so funny it had me in prehysterics. | 1.3755 | 0.03957 | 237 | 164 | 57 | 16 |
455 | I just wanted to say thank you for portraying us dragons as we really are.Our whole book club was moved to flames. | 1.3734 | 0.04137 | 233 | 165 | 49 | 19 |
456 | You're damn right that I have issues with your book on creationism | 1.3734 | 0.04181 | 233 | 166 | 47 | 20 |
457 | I found your book tasteless. | 1.3732 | 0.04471 | 209 | 150 | 40 | 19 |
458 | I thought you said the mating stuff was strictly off the record. | 1.3729 | 0.04055 | 236 | 166 | 52 | 18 |
459 | I'm Oedipus Rex and you should NOT have said that about my mother. | 1.3729 | 0.04143 | 236 | 168 | 48 | 20 |
460 | Do I write about the Paleozoic Era? Write what you know lady. | 1.3729 | 0.04010 | 236 | 165 | 54 | 17 |
461 | My, my, I finally get to meet a New York Times book critic." | 1.3729 | 0.04313 | 236 | 172 | 40 | 24 |
462 | So that's all I was to you? Just some monster for your research? | 1.3729 | 0.03873 | 236 | 162 | 60 | 14 |
463 | It's me, Craig, from college. I have changed that much? | 1.3728 | 0.04107 | 228 | 160 | 51 | 17 |
464 | I want the online version and you think I’m the dinosaur” ! | 1.3723 | 0.04250 | 231 | 166 | 44 | 21 |
465 | Well, we called it plagiarism even back in the Mesozoic Era. | 1.3723 | 0.04161 | 231 | 164 | 48 | 19 |
466 | I don't have little hands! | 1.3723 | 0.04161 | 231 | 164 | 48 | 19 |
467 | No one's going to believe that I met you. | 1.3723 | 0.04161 | 231 | 164 | 48 | 19 |
468 | Do you writers ever give a moment's thought to how hurtful it is that monsters are ALWAYS the bad guy? | 1.3723 | 0.04115 | 231 | 163 | 50 | 18 |
469 | How about I write a book about slaying you and see how it makes you feel. | 1.3723 | 0.04115 | 231 | 163 | 50 | 18 |
470 | The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo? Really?? | 1.3723 | 0.04206 | 231 | 165 | 46 | 20 |
471 | Did you consult with even one dragon first? | 1.3723 | 0.04206 | 231 | 165 | 46 | 20 |
472 | The dragon who kidnaps the princess in Chapter 7, that's me isn't it? | 1.3723 | 0.04250 | 231 | 166 | 44 | 21 |
473 | Do you happen to know where they're holding the eat the author event? | 1.3723 | 0.04206 | 231 | 165 | 46 | 20 |
474 | We had a deal. I would take you on tour with me, and you wouldn’t disclose my reptile dysfunction. | 1.3723 | 0.04115 | 231 | 163 | 50 | 18 |
475 | You Madame, are NO Michael Crichton! | 1.3723 | 0.04250 | 231 | 166 | 44 | 21 |
476 | I started as a bookworm a long long time ago.... | 1.3717 | 0.04035 | 226 | 157 | 54 | 15 |
477 | I made sure I was 1st in line for the greet, meet, and eat! | 1.3713 | 0.04085 | 237 | 168 | 50 | 19 |
478 | Sorry but ‘Meat, The Author’ is next Tuesday. | 1.3712 | 0.04276 | 229 | 165 | 43 | 21 |
479 | I would like to take you for lunch. | 1.3712 | 0.04231 | 229 | 164 | 45 | 20 |
480 | I just love how you satirize mammals | 1.3712 | 0.04093 | 229 | 161 | 51 | 17 |
481 | As someone who dragon-identifies I’m offended by the book’s human privilege | 1.3712 | 0.04320 | 229 | 166 | 41 | 22 |
482 | If you won’t stop this defamation of character, you‘ll hear from my lawyer—and he’s an actual carnivore. | 1.3700 | 0.04391 | 227 | 166 | 38 | 23 |
483 | You write a lousy kiss and tell book. Now I can't go anywhere without people pointing. | 1.3700 | 0.04391 | 227 | 166 | 38 | 23 |
484 | You think. you're the expert on climate change? | 1.3700 | 0.04163 | 227 | 161 | 48 | 18 |
485 | Rachel suddenly realized the downside of writing a book that appealed to everyone. | 1.3700 | 0.04163 | 227 | 161 | 48 | 18 |
486 | Finally my turn! It felt like I was waiting in this line for eons! | 1.3700 | 0.04116 | 227 | 160 | 50 | 17 |
487 | I have a few bones to pick with you. | 1.3700 | 0.04020 | 227 | 158 | 54 | 15 |
488 | Your book had a tendency to dragon and on...” | 1.3700 | 0.04346 | 227 | 165 | 40 | 22 |
489 | The hot-tempered, possessive boyfriend: that’s supposed to be me, right? | 1.3700 | 0.03872 | 227 | 155 | 60 | 12 |
490 | Um... I accidentally burned my copy. Could I have another? | 1.3700 | 0.04346 | 227 | 165 | 40 | 22 |
491 | She used his picture without his permission. I think she’s gonna get burned. | 1.3697 | 0.04227 | 211 | 148 | 48 | 15 |
492 | Oh great! He's going to argue every point in her book. | 1.3695 | 0.04228 | 203 | 141 | 49 | 13 |
493 | My arms are so short I couldn’t put your book down. | 1.3689 | 0.04188 | 225 | 160 | 47 | 18 |
494 | Oh, “meet” the author | 1.3689 | 0.04327 | 225 | 163 | 41 | 21 |
495 | Sharon realizes her book ranking the top Japanese monster films may be contentious. | 1.3689 | 0.03490 | 225 | 159 | 54 | 12 |
496 | You paleontologists write as if you were there. You weren’t! | 1.3689 | 0.03994 | 225 | 156 | 55 | 14 |
497 | My publisher wasn’t kidding when she said I brought the characters to life | 1.3689 | 0.04092 | 225 | 158 | 51 | 16 |
498 | Your book did what an asteroid couldn't—crush my soul | 1.3687 | 0.04246 | 217 | 154 | 46 | 17 |
499 | He was not a monster! He was my father! | 1.3677 | 0.04115 | 223 | 157 | 50 | 16 |
500 | I followed your paleo diet for a year, and now look at me! | 1.3677 | 0.04164 | 223 | 158 | 48 | 17 |
501 | You promised to change my name Karen. | 1.3677 | 0.04115 | 223 | 157 | 50 | 16 |
502 | Bloodthirsty man-eater? Fine. But I never said any of that stuff about my mother. | 1.3677 | 0.04115 | 223 | 157 | 50 | 16 |
503 | Could you make it out to Rex The Annihilator? | 1.3677 | 0.04164 | 223 | 158 | 48 | 17 |
504 | So, tell me again how you think using dragon eggs in your Fiery Frittata recipe isn't problematic? | 1.3677 | 0.04307 | 223 | 161 | 42 | 20 |
505 | I thought I’d never see another white woman writing from the swamp lizard’s perspective, yet here you are. | 1.3677 | 0.04164 | 223 | 158 | 48 | 17 |
506 | Your chapter about healthy confrontations really changed my life. | 1.3677 | 0.04164 | 223 | 158 | 48 | 17 |
507 | Didn’t bookstores go extinct too!? | 1.3677 | 0.04066 | 223 | 156 | 52 | 15 |
508 | It was at this moment the T-Rex realized he misread the sign. This was Michele Crichton. | 1.3677 | 0.04066 | 223 | 156 | 52 | 15 |
509 | Cheryl was poised and steadfast. She was ready to defend her research on the size of dinosaur brains using facts and logic. | 1.3673 | 0.04172 | 226 | 161 | 47 | 18 |
510 | I thoroughly enjoyed your book - both as a read and as an appetizer. | 1.3673 | 0.04125 | 226 | 160 | 49 | 17 |
511 | Lose the costume, Jerry. | 1.3673 | 0.03930 | 226 | 156 | 57 | 13 |
512 | This wasn’t the first time Nancy’s ex had ruined one of her meet & greets. | 1.3665 | 0.04139 | 221 | 156 | 49 | 16 |
513 | You described me as pea brained and having bad breath but forgot to add extremely ferocious and vengeful carnivore. | 1.3661 | 0.04149 | 224 | 159 | 48 | 17 |
514 | I liked everything but the ending. | 1.3656 | 0.03763 | 227 | 154 | 63 | 10 |
515 | Finally! I’ve been waiting here 65 million years! | 1.3653 | 0.04164 | 219 | 155 | 48 | 16 |
516 | No, I can't wait. I'm the last of my kind! | 1.3653 | 0.04456 | 219 | 161 | 36 | 22 |
517 | The first author I ever met was the guy who wrote the Old Testament. | 1.3649 | 0.04317 | 222 | 161 | 41 | 20 |
518 | What exactly did you mean by ‘tiny, useless arms’? | 1.3644 | 0.04085 | 225 | 159 | 50 | 16 |
519 | You misrepresented my story. It was only a small city. | 1.3641 | 0.04239 | 217 | 155 | 45 | 17 |
520 | As a writer, how does it feel to be headed for extinction? | 1.3641 | 0.04239 | 217 | 155 | 45 | 17 |
521 | I'd like to talk to you about your chapter denying global warming. | 1.3641 | 0.04339 | 217 | 157 | 41 | 19 |
522 | 'Someone's in the Kitchen with DINO? Seriously!?' | 1.3636 | 0.04247 | 220 | 158 | 44 | 18 |
523 | Could I possibly have your foot print? | 1.3636 | 0.04148 | 220 | 156 | 48 | 16 |
524 | I loved the plot but the characters were all so warm-blooded. | 1.3636 | 0.04391 | 220 | 161 | 38 | 21 |
525 | You know, plot does matter. | 1.3636 | 0.04391 | 220 | 161 | 38 | 21 |
526 | YES HE HAD MISREAD THE SIGN, BUT AFTER WAITING 2 HOURS, HE DECIDED TO EAT THE AUTHOR ANYWAY. | 1.3632 | 0.04440 | 223 | 165 | 35 | 23 |
527 | Sign it to ‘Pachycephalosaurus.’ The usual way. Two p’s. | 1.3628 | 0.04056 | 215 | 150 | 52 | 13 |
528 | I've got a bone to pick. | 1.3628 | 0.04214 | 215 | 153 | 46 | 16 |
529 | Make it out to Stegosaurus. S-t-e-g-o-s-a-u-r-u-s. | 1.3628 | 0.04162 | 215 | 152 | 48 | 15 |
530 | It's always about St. George, isn't it. | 1.3628 | 0.04513 | 215 | 159 | 34 | 22 |
531 | You had no right to out me before I spoke to my family. | 1.3628 | 0.04366 | 215 | 156 | 40 | 19 |
532 | Make the inscription out to Saint George. | 1.3628 | 0.04316 | 215 | 155 | 42 | 18 |
533 | It's for my husband. He thinks he's the hero. | 1.3628 | 0.04366 | 215 | 156 | 40 | 19 |
534 | What don't you get about "off the record?" | 1.3628 | 0.04110 | 215 | 151 | 50 | 14 |
535 | You won’t be able to put it down. You might not even be able to pick it up. | 1.3627 | 0.04240 | 193 | 134 | 48 | 11 |
536 | Can you expand a little on chapter six, and like, WHY does she have to be a virgin? | 1.3624 | 0.04466 | 218 | 161 | 35 | 22 |
537 | How’s this for extinct! | 1.3624 | 0.04122 | 218 | 154 | 49 | 15 |
538 | Loved the book, though the bit about the meteorite was a tad far-fetched. | 1.3615 | 0.04343 | 213 | 154 | 41 | 18 |
539 | Your meteor's coming. | 1.3615 | 0.04444 | 213 | 156 | 37 | 20 |
540 | You could've talked about the good times we had, too. | 1.3615 | 0.04134 | 213 | 155 | 41 | 17 |
541 | It was 64 million years ago. | 1.3615 | 0.04292 | 213 | 153 | 43 | 17 |
542 | Well, I was there. | 1.3615 | 0.04134 | 213 | 150 | 49 | 14 |
543 | You’ll be hearing from my lawyer regarding the chapter about my tiny brain. | 1.3615 | 0.04134 | 213 | 150 | 49 | 14 |
544 | We had a deal, no names. | 1.3615 | 0.04080 | 213 | 149 | 51 | 13 |
545 | Sign it: 'To my cousin, Rex, once removed.' | 1.3615 | 0.04240 | 213 | 152 | 45 | 16 |
546 | My life is not a children's book. | 1.3615 | 0.04187 | 213 | 151 | 47 | 15 |
547 | Does my mother die in this one too? | 1.3611 | 0.04349 | 216 | 157 | 40 | 19 |
548 | Am I the author? That depends... | 1.3611 | 0.04299 | 216 | 156 | 42 | 18 |
549 | Look, you’re tired, I’m tired, just sign. | 1.3611 | 0.04146 | 216 | 153 | 48 | 15 |
550 | It’s not just Republicans that get offended when they’re described as old dinosaurs | 1.3611 | 0.04447 | 216 | 159 | 36 | 21 |
551 | We’re sort of both dinosaurs in different ways... | 1.3607 | 0.04157 | 219 | 156 | 47 | 16 |
552 | Make it out to 'not so extinct.' | 1.3602 | 0.04158 | 211 | 149 | 48 | 14 |
553 | ...and people reading it are going to think I'm some kind of a monster, Karen! | 1.3602 | 0.04048 | 211 | 147 | 52 | 12 |
554 | It doesn't feel like you write dragons from within your lived experience. | 1.3602 | 0.04266 | 211 | 151 | 44 | 16 |
555 | I take great offense to your description of the killer as "cold-blooded". | 1.3602 | 0.04266 | 211 | 151 | 44 | 16 |
556 | The guy behind you in the MAGA hat says you’re fake | 1.3602 | 0.04212 | 211 | 150 | 46 | 15 |
557 | I've got to find out what this Dragon Tattoo is all about | 1.3602 | 0.04158 | 211 | 149 | 48 | 14 |
558 | Well, what do you think Barney is, then? | 1.3602 | 0.04370 | 211 | 153 | 40 | 18 |
559 | Of course I know how to read—you think I’m prehistoric? | 1.3598 | 0.04064 | 214 | 150 | 51 | 13 |
560 | After looking forward all morning to eating the author, Rex finally realized his mistake. | 1.3594 | 0.04130 | 217 | 154 | 48 | 15 |
561 | I meant it figuratively, as in 'you slay me.' | 1.3589 | 0.04450 | 209 | 153 | 37 | 19 |
562 | You must be thinking of my brother Barney, he's the purple one. | 1.3589 | 0.04450 | 209 | 153 | 37 | 19 |
563 | It was good but I'm still digesting it. | 1.3589 | 0.04184 | 209 | 148 | 47 | 14 |
564 | So how would you explain the similarities to my short story written 300 million years ago? | 1.3589 | 0.04345 | 209 | 151 | 41 | 17 |
565 | Your depiction of the fire-breathing dragon who devoured the novelist resonates with me. | 1.3589 | 0.04345 | 209 | 151 | 41 | 17 |
566 | I really identified with Ted, the stockbroker. | 1.3589 | 0.04128 | 209 | 147 | 49 | 13 |
567 | Yes, five, please. You try holding your breath while reading a novel. | 1.3585 | 0.04169 | 212 | 158 | 35 | 19 |
568 | For just once do you think you could portray my sensitive side? | 1.3585 | 0.04196 | 212 | 151 | 46 | 15 |
569 | I'd like to point out a couple errors in your 'Theories of Evolution'. | 1.3581 | 0.04049 | 215 | 151 | 51 | 13 |
570 | The Dragon’s Breath, you really went there? | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
571 | I chew through mysteries pretty fast. | 1.3575 | 0.04153 | 207 | 146 | 48 | 13 |
572 | I'll show you extinct! | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 207 | 152 | 36 | 19 |
573 | ...any genre really, I just need the fiber | 1.3575 | 0.04096 | 207 | 145 | 50 | 12 |
574 | Dr. Sanderson was suddenly forced to consider that her chapter on extinction might need revisions. | 1.3575 | 0.04264 | 207 | 148 | 44 | 15 |
575 | I thought writers like you were extinct. | 1.3575 | 0.04426 | 207 | 151 | 38 | 18 |
576 | This is just my resting face. I’m a BIG fan. | 1.3575 | 0.04319 | 207 | 149 | 42 | 16 |
577 | Tell me I've got a low brain-to-body-mass ratio to my face, tiger. | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
578 | The plot line about the virtuous politician struck me as pure fantasy. | 1.3561 | 0.04613 | 205 | 153 | 31 | 21 |
579 | No it's psittacosaurus with a P | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
580 | You can inscribe it "To my oldest fan." | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
581 | Could you hand me a book? My arms are, well, you know, being the expert and all. | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
582 | I CAN’T hand you the book! Just grab one, sign it and hand it back. | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
583 | It seems like I have been waiting in line for ages. | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
584 | You know I thought we were off the record | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
585 | The abrupt ending had quite the impact on me. | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
586 | I don't feel you have the right to appropriate the voice of a "flesh-eating monster" when you haven't lived through the actual struggle of such a marginalized and oppressed life... | 1.3561 | 0.04613 | 205 | 153 | 31 | 21 |
587 | You slay me. | 1.3561 | 0.04455 | 205 | 150 | 37 | 18 |
588 | Next time you write about the "reptilian brain", consult with me first. | 1.3547 | 0.04374 | 203 | 147 | 40 | 16 |
589 | Maybe Puff liked your last book, but I found my portrayal deeply unflattering. | 1.3547 | 0.04484 | 203 | 149 | 36 | 18 |
590 | I thought it was meat and eat. | 1.3547 | 0.04430 | 203 | 148 | 38 | 17 |
591 | EAT. MEET. It's all the same to me. | 1.3547 | 0.04318 | 203 | 146 | 42 | 15 |
592 | First, you betrayed my confidence. Second, you're no beauty. | 1.3547 | 0.04430 | 203 | 148 | 38 | 17 |
593 | T-Y-R-A-N… actually, if you could just sign it, “to Mr. Rex”… | 1.3547 | 0.04086 | 203 | 142 | 50 | 11 |
594 | You turned me into a monster. | 1.3547 | 0.04374 | 203 | 147 | 40 | 16 |
595 | Will you make mine out to Stegosaurus Armatus? It's a family name. | 1.3547 | 0.04261 | 203 | 145 | 44 | 14 |
596 | YOU tell it to hurry up. | 1.3544 | 0.04218 | 206 | 147 | 45 | 14 |
597 | Why does everyone have to die? | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
598 | Make it out to Sunshine | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
599 | Mass Extinction wasn’t such a good title now, was it? | 1.3532 | 0.04110 | 201 | 141 | 49 | 11 |
600 | You will be hearing from my legal team. This is libel, pure and simple, Lynda. You don't know the meaning of "vicious reptilian monsters" until my lawyers get involved! | 1.3532 | 0.04569 | 201 | 149 | 33 | 19 |
601 | My wife calls me a dinosaur, but I can't stand E-books. | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
602 | Sorry, it's "Meet" not "Eat", but interested in buying a copy anyway? | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
603 | Extinct? You wrote that we are extinct?! | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
604 | Sorry. I thought this was the line to eat the author. | 1.3532 | 0.04403 | 201 | 146 | 39 | 16 |
605 | You look a lot different in person. | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
606 | Making me wait until exactly two is so cold blooded. | 1.3529 | 0.04356 | 204 | 148 | 40 | 16 |
607 | You think people don’t know who the “monster” is based on ? | 1.3529 | 0.04356 | 204 | 148 | 40 | 16 |
608 | Finally! Prehistorical romance as a genre! | 1.3529 | 0.04244 | 204 | 146 | 44 | 14 |
609 | I was before him in line but I'm not going to be the one to tell him that. | 1.3527 | 0.04088 | 207 | 146 | 49 | 12 |
610 | Let me just say that reading your book expanded my mind...from a walnut to a chestnut. | 1.3527 | 0.04145 | 207 | 147 | 47 | 13 |
611 | This could take a while, honey. I get the sense the guy ahead of us is an old flame. | 1.3526 | 0.04471 | 173 | 122 | 41 | 10 |
612 | Of course I'm cold-blooded, Judith. I'm a reptile. | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
613 | No telling how long he's been waiting. | 1.3518 | 0.04431 | 199 | 145 | 38 | 16 |
614 | I love that your characters always strive for moral perfection--and also stomp on things. | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
615 | Why, yes, I am a fan of prehistorical fiction. | 1.3518 | 0.04073 | 199 | 139 | 50 | 10 |
616 | I may be from Loch Ness, but I’m not a monster! | 1.3515 | 0.03368 | 202 | 151 | 39 | 12 |
617 | Ok. I’m a monster. But don’t The readers deserve to hear my back story? | 1.3515 | 0.04384 | 202 | 147 | 39 | 16 |
618 | please inscribe one to St George, one to Jackie Paper... | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
619 | Just as it sounds: Malcheetzinortch of Ramthatzubeuthan. | 1.3503 | 0.04343 | 197 | 142 | 41 | 14 |
620 | Just write “To Godzilla.” (Two L’s.) | 1.3503 | 0.04343 | 197 | 142 | 41 | 14 |
621 | Does it look like I’m extinct? | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
622 | Trust me, the Mesozoic section is all wrong. | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
623 | I never thought a non-dinosaur could understand how we really feel. | 1.3503 | 0.04461 | 197 | 144 | 37 | 16 |
624 | By the way... you know nothing about the Paleo diet. | 1.3503 | 0.04461 | 197 | 144 | 37 | 16 |
625 | Where’s your damn face mask? | 1.3500 | 0.04525 | 200 | 148 | 34 | 18 |
626 | It's Meet the Author, not Eat the Author Sir | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
627 | You promised you wouldn’t use that weekend in Vegas! | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
628 | Your ‘monster’ is predictably one-dimensional. | 1.3500 | 0.04118 | 200 | 141 | 48 | 11 |
629 | Yeah, make it out to Barney. Is that a problem? | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
630 | I told you those things in confidence. How could you?! | 1.3500 | 0.04297 | 200 | 144 | 42 | 14 |
631 | I told you in the interview that I blew the biggest fire, the best fire, but I didn’t want to tell the public because I didn’t want to cause a panic. You’re a terrible writer. And no I didn’t read the book. | 1.3500 | 0.04742 | 200 | 152 | 26 | 22 |
632 | She spotted the critic and as he approached her table, Agnes offered him a breath mint. | 1.3498 | 0.04195 | 203 | 145 | 45 | 13 |
633 | We actually got here first, but I’m not going to argue. | 1.3487 | 0.04371 | 195 | 141 | 40 | 14 |
634 | So I'm extinct, am I? | 1.3487 | 0.04249 | 195 | 139 | 44 | 12 |
635 | As you can see, I am NOT extinct. | 1.3487 | 0.04491 | 195 | 143 | 36 | 16 |
636 | You paleontologists think you know it all. Do I look extinct?? | 1.3487 | 0.04401 | 195 | 144 | 35 | 16 |
637 | Sorry, but it's "Meet" not "Eat" | 1.3487 | 0.04122 | 195 | 137 | 48 | 10 |
638 | Damn you, homonym! | 1.3487 | 0.04371 | 195 | 141 | 40 | 14 |
639 | Books becoming extinct? I can help. | 1.3487 | 0.04491 | 195 | 143 | 36 | 16 |
640 | I’ve waited ages to meet you. | 1.3487 | 0.04491 | 195 | 143 | 36 | 16 |
641 | I don't like how this book ends. | 1.3485 | 0.04384 | 198 | 144 | 39 | 15 |
642 | Ohhh you want to see the author...let me go get her. | 1.3473 | 0.04647 | 167 | 120 | 36 | 11 |
643 | At 1:59, the author attempted to explain the spelling of 'meat.' | 1.3472 | 0.04521 | 193 | 142 | 35 | 16 |
644 | You thought I was extinct? Well I think hard copy books are extinct! | 1.3472 | 0.04147 | 193 | 136 | 47 | 10 |
645 | As you can clearly see, we are not extinct. | 1.3472 | 0.04461 | 193 | 141 | 37 | 15 |
646 | To my dear friend, Puff | 1.3472 | 0.04461 | 193 | 141 | 37 | 15 |
647 | I’ve been waiting to meet you for ages. | 1.3469 | 0.04168 | 196 | 139 | 46 | 11 |
648 | How about in the sequel the monster gets the girl? | 1.3469 | 0.04168 | 196 | 139 | 46 | 11 |
649 | Did you even try to get my side of the story? | 1.3455 | 0.04238 | 191 | 136 | 44 | 11 |
650 | A Paleo cookbook? I barely made it through Cretaceous... | 1.3455 | 0.04303 | 191 | 137 | 42 | 12 |
651 | Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting in line? | 1.3455 | 0.04552 | 191 | 141 | 34 | 16 |
652 | Do I look fictional to you? | 1.3455 | 0.04429 | 191 | 139 | 38 | 14 |
653 | I have a bone to pick with you about your book on creationism” | 1.3455 | 0.04671 | 191 | 143 | 30 | 18 |
654 | Your take on reptiles left me feeling marginalized. | 1.3455 | 0.04491 | 191 | 140 | 36 | 15 |
655 | Remember me? I was in your creative writing class -- and you stole my story ! | 1.3455 | 0.04491 | 191 | 140 | 36 | 15 |
656 | Make it out to Hot Lips. | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
657 | He's afraid if he doesn't support book stores they might go extinct | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
658 | Am I dragon, lizard, or dinosaur? Anyway, screw Trump, right? | 1.3439 | 0.04395 | 189 | 137 | 39 | 13 |
659 | Creme brûlée is also my signature dessert. | 1.3439 | 0.04331 | 189 | 136 | 41 | 12 |
660 | All those year lurking under your bed and no mention on the dedications page? | 1.3439 | 0.04459 | 189 | 138 | 37 | 14 |
661 | Next time you better not refer to me as “Puff”! (Submission instruction: please underline “better not”, above) | 1.3439 | 0.04705 | 189 | 142 | 29 | 18 |
662 | I used to be the monster under your bed, now I’m a literary critic. | 1.3439 | 0.04459 | 189 | 138 | 37 | 14 |
663 | Do you realise how long I have waited for you to finish this book? | 1.3439 | 0.04395 | 189 | 137 | 39 | 13 |
664 | I simply devoured your last book! | 1.3438 | 0.04155 | 192 | 136 | 46 | 10 |
665 | You promised to give me a pseudonym. | 1.3422 | 0.04359 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
666 | It's T-y-r-a-n-n-o-s-a-u-r-u-s. You spelled it wrong seven times." | 1.3420 | 0.04571 | 193 | 144 | 32 | 17 |
667 | . . . but I’m gonna have to disagree with you on your asteroid theory. | 1.3418 | 0.04469 | 158 | 111 | 40 | 7 |
668 | Can we discuss an alternate ending? | 1.3405 | 0.04520 | 185 | 136 | 35 | 14 |
669 | He's upset that she called Trump 'draconian.' | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
670 | Listen, Ms Lydda, I’m sure you research was thorough, but I’m telling you, George was no Saint.” | 1.3388 | 0.04551 | 183 | 135 | 34 | 14 |
671 | I don't want your autograph, Sylvia, I want my damn royalties. | 1.3388 | 0.04209 | 183 | 130 | 44 | 9 |
672 | I worked with Shel Silverstein, I knew Shel Silverstein. Shel Silverstein was a friend of mine. Lady, you are no Shel Silverstein. | 1.3388 | 0.04349 | 183 | 132 | 40 | 11 |
673 | You have been around a long time. I am your oldest fan. | 1.3388 | 0.04279 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
674 | I feel like I have been waiting in line for a million years.. | 1.3388 | 0.04026 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
675 | All characters in this work are fictitious, any resemblance to anyone living or dead is merely coincidence, huh? | 1.3388 | 0.04209 | 183 | 130 | 44 | 9 |
676 | If the asteroid didn’t impact the earth 65 million years ago, we might be exchanging places. | 1.3388 | 0.04551 | 183 | 135 | 34 | 14 |
677 | Some biographer! Now everyone thinks I'm a monster. | 1.3388 | 0.04485 | 183 | 134 | 36 | 13 |
678 | So why the hell did you call your book “They Aren’t Around Anymore” ? | 1.3388 | 0.04745 | 183 | 138 | 28 | 17 |
679 | ‘Based loosely on actual people and events’ my ass.. | 1.3388 | 0.04617 | 183 | 136 | 32 | 15 |
680 | It’s so great to be able to go to a bookstore, isn’t it? I thought they were all extinct. | 1.3388 | 0.04418 | 183 | 133 | 38 | 12 |
681 | As I read, I felt myself being transported to a different time and place. | 1.3377 | 0.05148 | 154 | 116 | 24 | 14 |
682 | I just came to let you know your "fair maiden" is not all innocent. | 1.3371 | 0.04282 | 178 | 127 | 42 | 9 |
683 | Do you know how long I've been waiting? | 1.3370 | 0.04516 | 181 | 133 | 35 | 13 |
684 | Actually, dinosaurs are in every chapter of the book, because it's about what has held back feminism. | 1.3370 | 0.04378 | 181 | 131 | 39 | 11 |
685 | Descendant from birds? Are you kidding me? | 1.3370 | 0.04650 | 181 | 135 | 31 | 15 |
686 | How would you feel if I wrote about your dysfunctional species? | 1.3370 | 0.04516 | 181 | 133 | 35 | 13 |
687 | Love the book, Dr. Williams. Now, how about some real carbon dating? | 1.3370 | 0.04516 | 181 | 133 | 35 | 13 |
688 | Remember me? | 1.3370 | 0.04447 | 181 | 132 | 37 | 12 |
689 | How about you make out the inscription to “child support” because you’re three months late Jennifer. | 1.3370 | 0.04516 | 181 | 133 | 35 | 13 |
690 | You made no attempt to develop MY character! | 1.3370 | 0.04378 | 181 | 131 | 39 | 11 |
691 | After eons of defamation of character, Stephen decided it was finally time to set the record straight | 1.3370 | 0.04516 | 181 | 133 | 35 | 13 |
692 | I am a dinosaur, but I prefer Kindle. | 1.3352 | 0.04458 | 176 | 128 | 37 | 11 |
693 | Stegosaurus, Schmegosaurus. He still shouldn't be jumping the line. | 1.3352 | 0.04562 | 182 | 135 | 33 | 14 |
694 | ‘Small-brained?’ You’ll be hearing from my attorney.” | 1.3352 | 0.04757 | 182 | 138 | 27 | 17 |
695 | Some of us did survive the asteroid hit and if not for our tolerance of you puny humans you wouldn't be sitting here today promoting your false narrative of our extinction. Have a nice day! | 1.3351 | 0.04310 | 185 | 134 | 40 | 11 |
696 | I read your books voraciously. | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
697 | Last year this would have worried me. | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
698 | So who has a pea brain now ? | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
699 | The daughter of Maurice Sendak hoped some old friends may come to her first book signing. | 1.3333 | 0.04718 | 177 | 133 | 29 | 15 |
700 | C’mon, it’s 1:57... I’ve been waiting ages. | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
701 | So, you thought it'd be okay to write a memoir and dig up the past? | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
702 | Ma'am, you couldn't possibly know how long I've been waiting to meet you. | 1.3333 | 0.04215 | 177 | 126 | 43 | 8 |
703 | You be the one to tell him "no cuts allowed" | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 177 | 135 | 25 | 17 |
704 | I just want to know if I live through the series! | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
705 | Then why an I still here? | 1.3333 | 0.04580 | 177 | 131 | 33 | 13 |
706 | I’ll need some help carrying these. | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
707 | I’ll bet she’ll be sorry she wrote that “Dragons Suck” book. | 1.3333 | 0.04415 | 174 | 126 | 38 | 10 |
708 | I didn't like the ending. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
709 | I really connected with the cold-blooded killer. | 1.3333 | 0.04785 | 177 | 134 | 27 | 16 |
710 | Comparing me to your Mother in Law I find very offensive. | 1.3333 | 0.04918 | 177 | 136 | 23 | 18 |
711 | I was hoping to have a word with Mr. Darwin | 1.3315 | 0.04487 | 178 | 131 | 35 | 12 |
712 | I’ve been your fan since the Mesozoic era. | 1.3315 | 0.04558 | 178 | 132 | 33 | 13 |
713 | Your book made me wish the asteroids could have came sooner. | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
714 | What a pity! Now they will have to move her book to the non-fiction section." | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
715 | Your depiction of dragons and our myriad of experiences is, to put it diplomatically, one dimensional and offensive. | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
716 | I can't believe you were just using me to find out more about my culture for your torrid tell-all. | 1.3314 | 0.04889 | 175 | 134 | 24 | 17 |
717 | Could you inscribe it, 'To Tokyo, from 'Zilla, thanks for the memories.' " | 1.3314 | 0.04821 | 175 | 133 | 26 | 16 |
718 | So I'm extinct. REALLY? | 1.3314 | 0.04753 | 175 | 132 | 28 | 15 |
719 | I know things ended badly, but you didn't need to describe me as "an ancient fossil." | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
720 | .....and then the way you portrayed the asteroid..... let’s just say that you weren’t there and it didn’t happen like that. | 1.3314 | 0.04683 | 175 | 131 | 30 | 14 |
721 | Excuse me, but we're not all fire-breathing, gold-hoarding misogynists. | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
722 | He's been standing in line since God knows when. | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
723 | What do mean you don't have the Japanese Translation? Godzilla is very unhappy ! | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
724 | I kept telling you: The Spinosaurus family set me up. The Theropods had nothing to do with it." --Leo Sacks and Bo Corre, Cold Spring, N | 1.3314 | 0.04989 | 175 | 138 | 17 | 20 |
725 | Maybe you're a figment of MY imagination! | 1.3314 | 0.04280 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
726 | It's spelled just like it sounds! | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
727 | I'm no more imaginary than your so-called autobiography. | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
728 | could you personalize it to'my favorite stegosaurus, Rudy'? | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
729 | O. K., O. K., that asteroid did not get you all. I'm sorry." | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
730 | Lady, paper books are going extinct. Can you sign my kindle? | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
731 | I'm here because I heard that you wrote it on a typewriter. | 1.3314 | 0.04368 | 172 | 124 | 39 | 9 |
732 | Yes, I'm Thesaurus...and this is copyright infringement. See you in court lady. | 1.3314 | 0.04741 | 172 | 129 | 29 | 14 |
733 | A review said you're a dinosaur. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
734 | Call me a dinosaur, but I. Still prefer books over a kindle | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
735 | No, I'm sorry, this isn't a signing for "A Farewell to Arms." | 1.3295 | 0.04729 | 176 | 133 | 28 | 15 |
736 | Remember me? Your old buddy, 'Puff'? Expect a call from my lawyer. | 1.3295 | 0.04373 | 176 | 128 | 38 | 10 |
737 | I've been waiting ages to meet you! | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
738 | Do you realize how long I’ve waited in line? | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
739 | I thought they said "Eat" the author. | 1.3295 | 0.04646 | 173 | 129 | 31 | 13 |
740 | For the last time, you hack: ‘Puff’ is NOT a euphemism for weed. | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
741 | Fantasy? Next time have the decency to call it a memoir. | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
742 | Can you inscribe it to "Dear Stegosaurus , a long time reader." | 1.3295 | 0.04717 | 173 | 130 | 29 | 14 |
743 | Have you ever considered most of what Saint George claims is hearsay? | 1.3295 | 0.04499 | 173 | 127 | 35 | 11 |
744 | That’s not the ending we agreed on | 1.3295 | 0.04189 | 173 | 123 | 43 | 7 |
745 | I think my autograph may be more valuable than yours. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
746 | I think he’s been in line a while. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
747 | Could you make it out to Gary? | 1.3295 | 0.04646 | 173 | 129 | 31 | 13 |
748 | Hi, yes, I am not 'perpetually angry because of my short arms' | 1.3295 | 0.04269 | 173 | 124 | 41 | 8 |
749 | Your use of the term Kaiju is racially insensitive. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
750 | The monster in your closet? Is that really how you think of me, Sheila? | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
751 | Take a look, a good look. Do I look like an herbivore? | 1.3275 | 0.04049 | 171 | 120 | 46 | 5 |
752 | Meet" the author? Oh, dear. I'm so embarrassed | 1.3275 | 0.04753 | 171 | 129 | 28 | 14 |
753 | Make it quick. I have to go destroy Tokyo after this. | 1.3275 | 0.04753 | 171 | 129 | 28 | 14 |
754 | You said you wouldn't mention our relationship! | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
755 | Yeah, well, I'm telling you I was too on Noah's Ark. | 1.3275 | 0.04530 | 171 | 126 | 34 | 11 |
756 | I know that it's you, Uncle Donald. | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
757 | Excuse me! Do I LOOK like a bird to you? | 1.3274 | 0.04586 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
758 | I find your overuse of the word dinosaur in the pejorative sense to be a lazy, if not sophomoric attempt at description and, quite frankly, a microaggression against those who came before me." | 1.3256 | 0.04656 | 172 | 129 | 30 | 13 |
759 | I suppose I'm depicted as the Tokyo-stomping bad guy again? | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
760 | Do I look like a bird? | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
761 | I suppose you also didn’t think we could read! | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
762 | I thought it was ‘Eat the author.’ | 1.3235 | 0.04908 | 170 | 131 | 23 | 16 |
763 | Not ALL of us kidnap damsels, you know. That's just lazy writing | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
764 | Is this the monster best-seller I've been hearing about?" | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
765 | I just want you to acknowledge that "Dragons of Destruction" perpetuates harmful stereotypes. | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
766 | My species is not extinct as you assert on page 902; we keep a low profile but continue to dictate social policy throughout the world. | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
767 | No eBook yet? Seriously? | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
768 | What did you mean by "monster under the bed?" | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
769 | You look tastier in your author photo | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
770 | ...sorry, I'm a little near-sighted, from the back of the line it looked "like eat the author. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
771 | You said I'd be the hero. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
772 | I'd like to speak with your fact-checker. | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 122 | 36 | 9 |
773 | I think you were excessively critical of prehistoric thinking... | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 122 | 36 | 9 |
774 | Your book is hard to digest! | 1.3234 | 0.04353 | 167 | 121 | 38 | 8 |
775 | The plot was good but I thought you really let the ending dragon | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
776 | That's my picture on the cover and I still can't get a free copy! | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 122 | 36 | 9 |
777 | You know what else got slayed in your book? My children's innocence. | 1.3234 | 0.04595 | 167 | 124 | 32 | 11 |
778 | ``You better not be the author.'' | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
779 | I welcome you into my lair and all I get is a chapter? | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
780 | This was billed as a meet and greet but looks more like a meet and eat. | 1.3234 | 0.04595 | 167 | 124 | 32 | 11 |
781 | I would have welcomed a large-type edition. | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
782 | Does it say anything about how to get rid of scaly skin? | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
783 | On page 72, line 13, the correct word is: “whom.” | 1.3234 | 0.04825 | 167 | 127 | 26 | 14 |
784 | I told you my name was Ruff, the Tragic Dragon! | 1.3234 | 0.04435 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
785 | ...if it is not too much trouble, 'to Amber'... | 1.3234 | 0.04899 | 167 | 128 | 24 | 15 |
786 | Huge Fan; Just devoured it! Can you make it out to Fred? | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
787 | I strongly object to how you stereotype the elderly. | 1.3234 | 0.04787 | 167 | 129 | 23 | 15 |
788 | sorry, I thought they said "Eat the author at 2:00" | 1.3234 | 0.04972 | 167 | 129 | 22 | 16 |
789 | May I ask, why did you portray the protagonist as such a monster? | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
790 | I beg to differ with the findings of your research. You dabble dangerously in conspiracy theory. Just because they aren't mentioned in the Bible doesn't mean we aren't real! | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
791 | In my language there is no “m” sound. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
792 | Your book says my last name is Soros! It’s Saurus! And I weigh five tons, not four! | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
793 | I found your last book hard to digest | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
794 | You know trans people exist and dragons don’t, right JK? | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
795 | Believe it or not, I’m really into fantasy. | 1.3216 | 0.04440 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
796 | Fire Breathing huh, defamation suit. | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
797 | And if if you think I'm unhappy with my portrayal in your book, wait 'til you hear from the the Basilisk, the Chimera, and the Kraken! | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
798 | Really? I'm pretty sure the ad said "Eat the author." | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
799 | Excuse me, but you're sitting right in front of " The Dragon Chronicles." | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
800 | You can't imagine how long I've waited for this moment! | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
801 | Was I mistaken? I thought the ad said “eat the author”. | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
802 | Well, now we know who THAT character was based on. | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
803 | No mask, no book - I don’t care how long you’ve waited | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
804 | Your autobiography paints a very monstrous picture of me Susan | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
805 | My name is Cornelius--Puff was a distant cousin. | 1.3212 | 0.04938 | 165 | 127 | 23 | 15 |
806 | Two words: fake news. | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
807 | You're in my chair. | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
808 | Explain to me why the dragon was holding the princess hostage? I don't know a single dragon who's ever held anyone hostage. | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
809 | I admire how you have evolved as a writer. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
810 | What, Darwin is contentious to this day? | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
811 | Don’t let him cut in front of you like that! | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
812 | You bought my book, you ate it, you didn't like it, you want your money back? That's a negative. | 1.3212 | 0.04938 | 165 | 127 | 23 | 15 |
813 | Just sign it with "Make America Jurassic Again." | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
814 | I thought the store allowed comfort animals! | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
815 | You portrayed me as a monster? Well, now I'm back to bite you. | 1.3212 | 0.04786 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
816 | Please tell me it ends well. Contrary to popular belief I’m a fan of happy endings. | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
817 | I devour all your books. | 1.3212 | 0.04938 | 165 | 127 | 23 | 15 |
818 | Are you the one who wrote the book on how we went extinct? | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
819 | Ok so actually, I have a skin condition called eczema, not a “hideous, pocked, scarred, and scaly hide” as you’ve written on page 243. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
820 | If you're going to write a dinosaur cookbook I'd expect you to know some of us are vegetarians | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 127 | 25 | 13 |
821 | Why did you portray pterodactyls in such a good light? | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
822 | Fire-breathing is just a stereotype perpetuated by the anti-dragon extremists. | 1.3190 | 0.04822 | 163 | 124 | 26 | 13 |
823 | My point is that I've been mis-represented in your book. I'm pretty certain I know the meaning of "extinct". | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
824 | I heard that some lady was cranking out dinosaur romance novels. | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
825 | Hmmm, I thought I knew everyone on the endangered species list. | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
826 | I think you may want to edit the chapter about the asteroid. | 1.3190 | 0.04369 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
827 | Well well, Dr. Smith, we meet again! Apparently, you’re not the only one familiar with time travel. Prepare to rewrite your ending! | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
828 | Honey, I'd know that beast anywhere...same one who butted in line to see Jurassic Park. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
829 | Oh. I didn’t see the M... | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
830 | Six feet back if you don't mind | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
831 | It’s just that your words hurt, Lillian. I’m a real monster too. With friends and family. Who can read your words. | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
832 | So, we are "extinct"? Would you like to reconsider your conclusion? | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
833 | TO: Puff The Magic Dragon, please | 1.3190 | 0.04900 | 163 | 125 | 24 | 14 |
834 | I demand an answer: why did you say I was afraid of T-Rex? | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 126 | 24 | 13 |
835 | It's spelled R-E-X, not W-R-E-C-K-S! | 1.3190 | 0.05053 | 163 | 127 | 20 | 16 |
836 | It's just that we're far more nuanced than you give us credit for. | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
837 | Fantasy fiction? Really Barbara? | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
838 | I’m literally your biggest fan. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
839 | And I don't appreciate you exposing the intimate details of our affair just to get on Amazon's Best Seller list, Darlene. | 1.3190 | 0.04622 | 163 | 124 | 27 | 12 |
840 | Quite frankly, I found your book rather implausible. | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
841 | She thought he would be extinct by the time it came out. | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
842 | It's 6.30 pm, dammit. I thought I'd go extinct waiting. | 1.3190 | 0.04237 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
843 | And another thing. Not all of us work as tower guards. I’m a dentist and my wife is a firefighter. | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
844 | Author and critic eyed each other wordlessly. | 1.3190 | 0.04900 | 163 | 125 | 24 | 14 |
845 | I'M mythical? Have you checked out D.C lately? | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
846 | Oh, my bad. I didn’t see the first ‘’m’.” | 1.3190 | 0.04900 | 163 | 125 | 24 | 14 |
847 | I've been waiting an eternity! | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
848 | Oh, I’m so embarrassed. I was certain that it said “eat the author.” | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
849 | As you can see, I am very much not extinct and continue to evolve! | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
850 | I did not threaten that princess. | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
851 | Puff, you say? No, Jackie never mentioned you. | 1.3188 | 0.04886 | 160 | 122 | 25 | 13 |
852 | Tolkien’s great granddaughter always knew this day would come. | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
853 | Make it out to Spike. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
854 | You made me. Now you have to own me. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
855 | I will have you know that the Mesozoic Era was FULL of avid readers | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
856 | It feels like I've been waiting 65 million years. | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
857 | Is it safe to assume that any resemblance to actual dragons, real or imagined, is also pure coincidence, Rebecca? | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
858 | We should warn you, he's always been a voracious reader. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
859 | Stop writing about Puff The Magic Dragon, already! | 1.3188 | 0.04886 | 160 | 122 | 25 | 13 |
860 | Any advice for a writer whose hands don't reach the keyboard? | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
861 | On the off chance you're wondering, I'm a metaphor for the political system. A bit on the nose, but let's face it, we didn't get into this mess because people are smart. | 1.3188 | 0.04886 | 160 | 122 | 25 | 13 |
862 | I hope you enjoyed that frolic in the Autumn mist, because it was your last. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
863 | Lookin' for Eat the Author, is this the Eat the Author event? | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
864 | He even LOOKS like a critic. | 1.3171 | 0.04797 | 164 | 125 | 26 | 13 |
865 | I don't care what you are - if you want my signature, buy my book. | 1.3168 | 0.04779 | 161 | 122 | 27 | 12 |
866 | I like the part, when the children think there is something under their bed | 1.3168 | 0.04354 | 161 | 117 | 37 | 7 |
867 | I don’t have a book to sign. Mine caught on fire. | 1.3168 | 0.04860 | 161 | 123 | 25 | 13 |
868 | I'm a herbivore, yes, but not when my name gets misspelled. | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
869 | The author, having assumed that dinosaurs couldn't read, now thoroughly regrets referring to them as clumsy, dimwitted creatures in her recent book. | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
870 | And meet your maligned subject matter. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
871 | Well, I heard it was an "eat the author." | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
872 | Dear, I already told you. John is not based on you. | 1.3165 | 0.04716 | 158 | 121 | 25 | 12 |
873 | Meet the “figment of your imagination” | 1.3165 | 0.05086 | 158 | 123 | 20 | 15 |
874 | So where is this supposed expert on prehistory? | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
875 | Can you make it out to "Dragothor, bringer of end times?" Or just "Jonathan." | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
876 | where's the thesaurus | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
877 | Please sign it, "To Thesaurus." | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 121 | 26 | 11 |
878 | Your story inspired me to overcome extinction. | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
879 | Fake science, you wrote. Never existed, you wrote. Well, tell that to my mother. | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
880 | Thanks for ruining my life! Most parents would tell their kid they are adopted BEFORE the memoir, Mom! | 1.3165 | 0.05007 | 158 | 122 | 22 | 14 |
881 | I burned through your last book in one sitting. | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
882 | They told me you used a Thesaurus - can you hook me up? | 1.3148 | 0.04242 | 162 | 117 | 39 | 6 |
883 | I am highly offended at your demeaning comments about Trump's small hands! | 1.3148 | 0.04834 | 162 | 124 | 25 | 13 |
884 | The emotionally unavailable dragon is such a cruel stereotype. | 1.3148 | 0.04242 | 162 | 117 | 39 | 6 |
885 | A Hoax. I did not destroy Tokyo! | 1.3148 | 0.04913 | 162 | 125 | 23 | 14 |
886 | But I can assure you ... climate change is real! | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
887 | Your book really helped me find the fire inside of myself. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
888 | Just sign the book and forget the chit chat. I've shed twice since I got in line! | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
889 | Dragon?! Scales?! Spikes?! So much for, “Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.” | 1.3121 | 0.04937 | 157 | 121 | 23 | 13 |
890 | Okay then, tell me your ending for the Cretaceous era. | 1.3121 | 0.04937 | 157 | 121 | 23 | 13 |
891 | I found your depiction of the Tyrannosaurus to be flat and stereotypical. | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
892 | Why did you write about me? We're not all monsters, you know. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
893 | The book was a little before its time. | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
894 | I want to talk to you about your book saying my breath was bad. | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
895 | That is S-A-U-R-U-S! NO! No relation to George. YES. I do need you to reinscribe it. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
896 | Who are you calling a fossil lady? You’re no spring chicken yourself! | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
897 | I've been waiting literally ages to meet you. | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
898 | Ha ha, yes, my arms can reach the pages. Now, will you just sign it? | 1.3121 | 0.04320 | 157 | 114 | 37 | 6 |
899 | It wasn't an asteroid! | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
900 | I thought that independent bookstores are all extinct" | 1.3117 | 0.05090 | 154 | 120 | 20 | 14 |
901 | I don't care if you did your research: an Allosaurus never would have left her mate for a herbivore. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
902 | Forgive me, Helen, but this is the only way I could get to see you again. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
903 | If you think I'm scary, the couple behind me took your creative writing class. | 1.3117 | 0.04562 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
904 | Yeah, you changed the character into a pterodactyl, but everyone will still recognize it’s me. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
905 | We're going to change the ending right now. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
906 | Biography my ass. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
907 | Despite the disclaimer on the inside flap, Martha was well aware that certain characters in her book may have had a resemblance to actual creatures, living or dead, and that references to actual events had not been purely coincidental. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
908 | You could have at least changed my name. | 1.3117 | 0.04562 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
909 | Roget, schmoget. I’m a Thesaurus! | 1.3117 | 0.04608 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
910 | I found your description of white male Senators as a pack of dinosaurs to be personally quite offensive. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
911 | I didn't drag my tail here for a damn autograph. Personalize it or I'll eat you. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
912 | Your description of the novel as "fantasy" makes me feel invisible. | 1.3117 | 0.04920 | 154 | 118 | 24 | 12 |
913 | I'm sorry, I just don't see "The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo" selling that well. | 1.3117 | 0.05006 | 154 | 119 | 22 | 13 |
914 | When I told you I downplayed the asteroid coming in, I didn't mean for you to put it in your book! | 1.3117 | 0.04920 | 154 | 118 | 24 | 12 |
915 | Your book on Comets scared my kid. | 1.3117 | 0.04562 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
916 | Just put "Steg," for short. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
917 | Hm. . . seems the book really resonated with an older audience | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
918 | Not so big in Japan now are you? | 1.3117 | 0.04372 | 154 | 112 | 36 | 6 |
919 | What do you mean Gawain was a “nice guy”? | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
920 | I thought the nude scene was quite tasteful. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
921 | I've met George R.R. Martin. And you're no George R.R. Martin... | 1.3092 | 0.04871 | 152 | 116 | 25 | 11 |
922 | This is the only PPE I could find. | 1.3092 | 0.05047 | 152 | 118 | 21 | 13 |
923 | Do you validate Jurassic Parking? | 1.3092 | 0.04871 | 152 | 116 | 25 | 11 |
924 | Why am I always the villain? | 1.3092 | 0.04595 | 152 | 113 | 31 | 8 |
925 | Trump drained the swamp so I could meet the author who wrote another scandalous book about him. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
926 | I guess I don't understand why you would title the book Thesaurus and it doesn't have anything to do with our species... Talk about cultural appropriation... | 1.3092 | 0.04960 | 152 | 117 | 23 | 12 |
927 | Ah come on, it is 1:48. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
928 | I love your cookbook. The section on flame broiling was the best! | 1.3092 | 0.04960 | 152 | 117 | 23 | 12 |
929 | Is it time yet? I’ve been waiting millions of years for this signing | 1.3092 | 0.05047 | 152 | 118 | 21 | 13 |
930 | You have no idea how long I have been waiting for you to finish this book!" | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
931 | I’ll show you the real dragon balls. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
932 | Yes, you got it all wrong! The Princess and I eventually married. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
933 | Would you take a look at my manuscript? | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
934 | OH! MEET THE AUTHOR! Sorry, my bad. | 1.3067 | 0.05177 | 150 | 118 | 18 | 14 |
935 | About your theory on extinction... | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
936 | Fantasy isn't usually my thing. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
937 | Everyone keeps saying, "You're Larry, aren't you?'" | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
938 | Of course I take issue with the comparison. For one thing I have much larger hands. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
939 | I devoured the book and now I want to eat, I mean meet the author. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
940 | You made me out to be a monster. So, thank you. | 1.3067 | 0.05177 | 150 | 118 | 18 | 14 |
941 | I have an issue, on page 346, where I am referred to as a crustacean. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
942 | Tell me again about my ‘walnut-sized brain’ and ‘lumbering gait.’ In fact, read that part out loud. Page 143. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
943 | I would ask you to sign my book, but it was so good that I devoured it. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
944 | Why am I always the bad guy? | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
945 | Her beautiful writing makes her characters come to life. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
946 | I found the lack of character development very disappointing. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
947 | The whole burning of the village chapter, I feel that you really get me". | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
948 | Can you please make it fast? This lady is on my tail. | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
949 | I thought this was the line for "Rage." | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
950 | Just make it out to Barney | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
951 | Oh, ok that says,‘Meet’. I’m sorry, I thought this was something else... | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
952 | I know it’s a bad time, but I’m your next big idea. | 1.3046 | 0.04698 | 151 | 114 | 28 | 9 |
953 | It’s not that you made me a monster, it’s that you made me banal! | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
954 | That ending really hit me hard. | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
955 | The blurb said monster bestseller so... what's your best offer? | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
956 | Could you make it out to Rex? | 1.3041 | 0.05042 | 148 | 115 | 21 | 12 |
957 | I'm getting a little tired of rescuing you every time you write yourself into a corner. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
958 | I've been waiting for eons! | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
959 | "The deal was, you do the ghostwriting and I do the book signing." | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
960 | Would it kill you to let the dragon eat the knight once? | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
961 | Just as the end of print culture was greatly exaggerated so to was the mass extinction of my species. | 1.3041 | 0.05042 | 148 | 115 | 21 | 12 |
962 | Your books are easy to digest. | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
963 | I don't care if you wrote the book: I AM Godzilla!... | 1.3041 | 0.05042 | 148 | 115 | 21 | 12 |
964 | You made me sound like a monster" | 1.3041 | 0.05133 | 148 | 116 | 19 | 13 |
965 | An awkward silence fell as Godzilla contemplated his potential copyright infringement claim. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
966 | Yes I really want to buy a book. I'm surrounded by neanderthals who stare at tablets all day long and think I'm the stupid one. | 1.3041 | 0.05042 | 148 | 115 | 21 | 12 |
967 | Can you hold the phone for our selfie? | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
968 | Yeah, I'm the book reviewer and, lady, you're no author! | 1.3041 | 0.04410 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
969 | I heard books are going the way of the dinosaurs, so I'd like to take one to them. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
970 | Do you think I’m waiting till 2:00p.m.? | 1.3041 | 0.05563 | 148 | 121 | 9 | 18 |
971 | Wow. Now that we are post-pandemic we are seeing more and more unanticipated side affects of COVID-19. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
972 | Oh! It's about a different dragon who proposed to you in Paris three years ago. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
973 | You should have seen the line for her last book claiming Neanderthals were extinct. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
974 | I’d eat you alive, but that would only serve to reinforce the unfortunate stereotypes in your books. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
975 | Take it from me, book readings will be extinct, too. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
976 | You're the first writer who really understands our heroic nature. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
977 | I 've been asked by the New Yorker to review your book. | 1.3041 | 0.05042 | 148 | 115 | 21 | 12 |
978 | I’ve told you a million times, the ghostwriter is not supposed to show up at this event. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
979 | I’m asking you to wear a mask to protect me. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
980 | Don't you remember? We met at Loch Ness last summer. | 1.3041 | 0.04358 | 148 | 108 | 35 | 5 |
981 | How did you overcome being labeled a dinosaur in your field? | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
982 | Michael Crichton was last week. | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
983 | Calling it fiction does not excuse you. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
984 | I'm @realdragon17. I tweeted you about your portrayal of Grendel... | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
985 | In spite of your insulting references to government, I'd like three copies for colleagues in the Senate | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
986 | What real dragons did you consult before writing your book? | 1.3041 | 0.04857 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
987 | Chapter 4, paragraph 5: we are not ALL small-brained. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
988 | Who told you dinosaurs can't read? | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
989 | I thought we discussed that I'd have longer arms in the book! | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
990 | We had beautiful feathers. Not this disgusting green lizard skin! | 1.3041 | 0.04358 | 148 | 108 | 35 | 5 |
991 | Can you sign it for 'hideous reptilian monster', please? | 1.3041 | 0.03203 | 148 | 116 | 26 | 6 |
992 | It was climate change, not a meteorite, ma’am. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
993 | Tell me how I’m standing here right now if the last of my kind was slain. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
994 | The title of your book, “Trump Is A Big Lizard” is an huge insult to all of us! | 1.3020 | 0.05013 | 149 | 116 | 21 | 12 |
995 | Oh, this "Godzilla" just destroyed the city for no reason? That's not the way I remember it, Cheryl. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
996 | I have a few questions about the chapter on extinction. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
997 | I can’t believe you wrote that I had dragon breath. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
998 | I think everyone knows who "Kyle" is supposed to be, Phyllis. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
999 | I'd really like to talk about the "Stinky, slimy, and stupid" lizard. | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
1000 | Perhaps you should just stick with what you 'know' from now on. | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
1001 | They'll never guess it was you. Completely different name and scale color, okay. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
1002 | Lady, I didn't 'destroy' Tokyo. I merely oversaw some dramatic revisions. | 1.3014 | 0.04051 | 146 | 104 | 40 | 2 |
1003 | I loved your book, except for that part about the asteroid. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1004 | You can growl and fume and stamp your feet, but it’s not going to make 2pm come any faster. | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
1005 | Just sign it 'to an old fan' | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
1006 | I’m the bad guy?!? I am not the one who came into my cave with a sword looking to slay something! | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
1007 | This is a "Meet and Greet", not an "Eat and Greet"! | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
1008 | Could you also sign one for my friend, Little Jackie Paper? | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1009 | Carol, I lavished you with tales of a strange, medieval world and its obsession with power and lust in total confidence. | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
1010 | I hate it when everybody else shows up in costumes. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
1011 | OH Oh. heard it was a chance to " Eat the Author" | 1.3014 | 0.05085 | 146 | 114 | 20 | 12 |
1012 | I was really expecting you to be much older. | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
1013 | You promised me that what we had would be kept private | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
1014 | What’s St. George to you? | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
1015 | Will it be coming out in a large text edition? | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1016 | Thank you, but life on earth ending with a meteor-strike isn't a very plausible plot now is it ? | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
1017 | Puff's an outdated term, you know... | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1018 | I wanted to be first in line but he got here long before I did. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1019 | Fuck you and fuck your book. | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
1020 | All my friends are dead | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
1021 | Don’t you think ‘At Arms Length’ is a bit of an ableist title? | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
1022 | I feel your work lacks historical perspective. | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
1023 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1024 | Meet? | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1025 | What I would really like to see is a book about dragons that I can show to my children. | 1.3007 | 0.04605 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1026 | This is taking FOREVER! | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1027 | Big fan. I've gobbled up every one of your books. | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
1028 | I'll have you know that despite your title I did not find gene splicing at home to be fun OR simple. | 1.3007 | 0.05439 | 143 | 115 | 13 | 15 |
1029 | I'm your most gargantuan fan | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1030 | I loved your plot. It really took me back to a bygone era. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1031 | I didn’t like it. | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1032 | My metatarsals are killing me. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
1033 | Plagiarism! You aren't the Lizard of Oz. I am. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
1034 | These events usually do attract an older crowd... | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
1035 | I'm worried he'll eat her before we can get her to sign our books. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1036 | Sorry to crash your little party. Did you think you could just ghost me after three dates and I'd just..go extinct? | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1037 | What do you mean, seniority does not put me in the front of the line? | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1038 | You think you're really something don't you! Well I wrote The Art of the Deal! | 1.2986 | 0.05128 | 144 | 113 | 19 | 12 |
1039 | I’ve been waiting eons to meet you! | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1040 | She's his niece. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1041 | I tend to be drawn to late Cretaceous period pieces, but this really spoke to me. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1042 | Swamp Thing was sick and tired of being compared to career politicians. | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
1043 | It's not plagerism if was written 65 million years ago | 1.2986 | 0.05033 | 144 | 112 | 21 | 11 |
1044 | I've waited a billion years for someone to write the truth. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1045 | I particularly enjoyed your chapter on herbivore snacks | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1046 | Does the term 'cultural appropriation' ring any bells, Ms. Sheldrake? | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
1047 | I'm vegetarian too. Your salad recipes are to die for! | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1048 | I was told there would be a Thesaurus. | 1.2986 | 0.05033 | 144 | 112 | 21 | 11 |
1049 | I'm here for the book singeing. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1050 | For the first time in 27 years, Barbara considered retiring her nom de plume of Dina Shore. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1051 | He likes a good book he can sink his teeth into. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1052 | Meet! Meet! Not eat! | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1053 | I know this awkward,...... but it's about my cut of the royalty checks. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1054 | I object to your referring to of all of us who gave their lives in the great extinction as "losers." | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1055 | I think you'll find not so extinct. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1056 | Just make them out to 'Your Old Flame'. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1057 | In the sequel, can I, I mean, he, will he get a girlfriend? | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1058 | I’d love to pay you but I can’t reach my wallet. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1059 | Your reference to Trump as a dinosaur is most disingenuous. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1060 | I must say, you look a lot younger than you did in high school... | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1061 | I object to your stereotypes. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1062 | Three months into the Covid vaccine trials, patient #521 surfaces at Dr. Nancy Kimble's (infectious disease specialist) book signing to report a side effect. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1063 | You said that you would not quote me! | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1064 | I read the reviews, Sheila. Do you really think people are going to believe I was that kind of monster?! | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1065 | He said she made him out to be a monster. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1066 | Why did you describe me so ugly? | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1067 | Sorry, I thought the promo said 'eat the author'. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1068 | Your book is just more primate-centric propaganda.” | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1069 | I'm a Capricorn, too. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1070 | I'll take them all, including the author | 1.2979 | 0.04240 | 141 | 102 | 36 | 3 |
1071 | Contrary to what you wrote in chapter seven, I was in the room and the President said angry demon lizards pose NO danger. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1072 | I am the author! Who else could have written A Personal Story of the Dinosaur Apocalypse? | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1073 | This is a gift for a friend. Please sign it: "For Godzilla..." | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1074 | Well, a lot of people thought the publishing industry was extinct too! | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1075 | You write about asteroids as though you weren’t even there. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1076 | If I didn't think it would just encourage your shameful stereotyping, I would breathe fire on you. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1077 | Why do you keep writing that I’m extinct? | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1078 | No need to sign it, I'll just eat it here. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1079 | Why is the dragon always the bad guy? | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1080 | We'll see who dies out first. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1081 | I am the Risen Dragon of Punctuation. Let us speak of apostrophes. | 1.2979 | 0.05007 | 141 | 109 | 22 | 10 |
1082 | I specifically asked you to NOT include the time I was defeated by the White Knight in Elwynshire. That was a very difficult time for me then, and no less difficult for me now to have to relive it! | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1083 | What do you mean I can't eat you? The ad said "Meat, the author, 2P.M." | 1.2979 | 0.05397 | 141 | 113 | 14 | 14 |
1084 | None of the other characters believed me when I said you are a real person! | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1085 | Can’t wait to read about how things ended for you guys. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1086 | I don’t know what they teach you in archeology school but let me be the first to tell you that’s not how it went down | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1087 | God damn it, just tell me what happens after Ty sees the meteors in the sky! The curiosity is killing me. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1088 | Let me see the kids, Francine! | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1089 | She picks the werewolf??? | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1090 | I think your portray of us in Jurassic Park is sexist and mischaracterized. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1091 | He's playing the age card. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
1092 | About that bird-brain comment... | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1093 | So we meet again, Alice. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1094 | I did wait in line, just like every other person here! | 1.2958 | 0.04976 | 142 | 110 | 22 | 10 |
1095 | But whenever I read, I breath fire. Do you have an audio version you can autograph? | 1.2958 | 0.05075 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
1096 | You swore our affair would be confidential ! | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1097 | I've got some bones to pick with you. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1098 | We agreed you could write about us, but the tweets have to stop. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1099 | I didn't enjoy your book, "Being a Dinosaur is Bad". While I agree because my arms are tiny and useless, my criticisms are with your turgid prose and long-winded anecdotes about gardening that didn't tie into the overall narrative *at all* | 1.2950 | 0.05350 | 139 | 111 | 15 | 13 |
1100 | How dare you describe me as cold-blooded? Meet me on rhe sun deck and I'll show your cloaca the best time it's ever had. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1101 | By golly, your style is just so Neo-Jurassic!" | 1.2950 | 0.04892 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
1102 | Reading your book was a Kafkaesque experience. Will you inscribe it, 'To the new and improved Laura Ingraham?" | 1.2950 | 0.05350 | 139 | 111 | 15 | 13 |
1103 | Let me introduce myself. I am the author of “The Thesaurus”. | 1.2950 | 0.05152 | 139 | 109 | 19 | 11 |
1104 | It's about time, I've been waiting for 80 million years! | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1105 | What do you know about paleo diets! | 1.2950 | 0.05152 | 139 | 109 | 19 | 11 |
1106 | I don't mean to criticize your work but you are too much of an alarmist. Asteroids? Give me a break. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1107 | As J.K. Rowling continues her controversial statements, some alienated fans have decided to confront her directly. | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
1108 | Fake news! There was no comet. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1109 | That’s why I love indie book store signings — still feels a bit dangerous. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1110 | Frankly speaking, your literary devices are more out of date than I am. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1111 | The first is for my son, Lexovisaurus durobrivensis, next for my daughter Yingshanosaurus jichuanensis, and for my gender fluid offspring Hesperosaurus mjosi- I say! Are you writing this all down? | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1112 | How could you kill off Louise?!! You're a monster. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1113 | He thought it was a Maurice Sendak signing. | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
1114 | Really? One asteroid? In the Yucatán? I don’t even live in the Yucatán! | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
1115 | He wants to correct some mistakes you made in 'The Day the Comet Came" | 1.2929 | 0.03511 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1116 | I loved your book! May I eat these too? | 1.2929 | 0.05218 | 140 | 111 | 17 | 12 |
1117 | I've waited on line for two hours, do you think I'm a herbivore? | 1.2929 | 0.05018 | 140 | 109 | 21 | 10 |
1118 | So I eat children. Does that make me some sort of monster? | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1119 | I know it's historical fiction, but I still have a bone to pick. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
1120 | I'm here to discuss the Death of the Author. | 1.2929 | 0.05018 | 140 | 109 | 21 | 10 |
1121 | Okay so there is an asteroid but like ... then what?? | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
1122 | I'm ready to be revealed as your anonymous source." | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1123 | The beginning was good, but the book seemed to drag on. | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
1124 | When is MY happy ending ? | 1.2929 | 0.05018 | 140 | 109 | 21 | 10 |
1125 | Barney was not happy about his unauthorized biography. | 1.2929 | 0.04476 | 140 | 104 | 31 | 5 |
1126 | How to train your dinosaur was exploitative. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1127 | Sorry, I was certain that it said "eat the author. | 1.2920 | 0.05498 | 137 | 111 | 12 | 14 |
1128 | Particularly offensive was your description of the villain as a 'cold-blooded killer.' | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1129 | Uh...do you want to mention the six-foot safe distancing rule to him? | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1130 | Read? Lady, I devour books. | 1.2920 | 0.05093 | 137 | 107 | 20 | 10 |
1131 | I can't believe you left ME, the monster under your bed in childhood, out of your autobiography! | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1132 | Extinct, my ass! | 1.2920 | 0.04535 | 137 | 102 | 30 | 5 |
1133 | Loved your book! It just slayed me. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1134 | Are you Meat, the author? | 1.2920 | 0.05197 | 137 | 108 | 18 | 11 |
1135 | I'm representing the Thesaurus club | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1136 | Carol suddenly regrets her detailed account of the Ice Age. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1137 | I a not a dinosaur just because I don’t like e-books. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1138 | Setting the record straight, I'm a vegan. I only portray a carnivore on television | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1139 | I’m a huge fan! I devoured your first book! | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
1140 | Did you think I wouldn't realize the dinosaur was me? | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
1141 | I’ve wanted to eat you for ages. | 1.2920 | 0.05197 | 137 | 108 | 18 | 11 |
1142 | Oh, so you think it was just a meteor do you? You weren't even there!! | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1143 | What?! I thought it said ‘eat the author.’ | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
1144 | I've come all the way here to try your books, and now you tell me they're not organic? | 1.2920 | 0.05197 | 137 | 108 | 18 | 11 |
1145 | I just want to thank you. So often I’m portrayed as two dimensional and cartoonish. | 1.2920 | 0.05197 | 137 | 108 | 18 | 11 |
1146 | No, not Dinah Shore...D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1147 | I've devoured all your novels | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1148 | That was personal Brenda! You said you wouldn’t tell anyone! You just wait, when I get bigger nobody will laugh at the name Godzilla ever again! | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1149 | Well, just so you know, I'm suing for defamation of character. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1150 | You said you were going to remember all our years together fondly, Princess, and now this? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1151 | You left out that I wasn't hugged enough as a hatchling. | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
1152 | Sorry, I'm still evolving, I thought it said EAT. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1153 | OK, just tell me how a historian can write about my era? | 1.2899 | 0.05163 | 138 | 109 | 18 | 11 |
1154 | I always thought author book signings were just make believe | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
1155 | As an actual dinosaur I'm calling cultural appropriation on you. | 1.2899 | 0.05265 | 138 | 110 | 16 | 12 |
1156 | Years of Jurassic research left her with hallucinations at awkward times. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
1157 | I know how hard it is when bookstores go extinct. | 1.2897 | 0.05940 | 107 | 85 | 13 | 9 |
1158 | Bronte Sisters? Oh, I heard Brontosaurus. My bad. | 1.2889 | 0.05450 | 135 | 109 | 13 | 13 |
1159 | Been in line a long time. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1160 | Ok, first of all, I attacked Kyoto before even MEETING Mothra! | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1161 | The appeal of her novels appears timeless. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1162 | You swore our relationship would remain private. | 1.2889 | 0.04860 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
1163 | Why’s it always gotta be the dragon who dies? | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1164 | I have a bone to pick about not making it on the Ark. | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1165 | Do you think that just ONCE it might be possible for the dragon to eat the prince and get the girl? | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1166 | You should pitch it to Spielberg. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1167 | Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting? | 1.2889 | 0.05243 | 135 | 107 | 17 | 11 |
1168 | Your continual characterization of fire breathing dragons as being arsonists and pyromaniacs makes my blood boil. | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1169 | No, there was no meteor shower. That's ‘fake’ news. I’m here, aren’t I? | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1170 | Sorry, "eat" the author is next week. | 1.2889 | 0.04188 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
1171 | I understand, but it's still 1:59. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1172 | What did you mean by a drag-on sentence? | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1173 | Are you the author of “The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo?” | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1174 | I thought the sign said Meet King Arthur | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1175 | It was so refreshing to read something written for the reptilian brain! | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1176 | You had no right to reveal my private life. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1177 | I can relate -- I've survived a lot of bad press myself. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1178 | Your writing has changed the way I view my arms. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1179 | Have you any idea how long I’ve had to wait for this book? | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1180 | Wait, does that sign say ‘meet the author’ or ‘eat the author?’” | 1.2889 | 0.05243 | 135 | 107 | 17 | 11 |
1181 | Wish I had stuck to masks & social distancing, damn this vaccine!!! | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1182 | You said all those conversations were off the record, Janet! | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1183 | No, two Es | 1.2889 | 0.05348 | 135 | 108 | 15 | 12 |
1184 | I really enjoyed the biting sarcasm. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1185 | I thought the M was silent | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1186 | You knew full well that Trump always finds a way to enforce non-disclosure agreements. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1187 | Oh? I was sure the Ad said eat the author. | 1.2889 | 0.05348 | 135 | 108 | 15 | 12 |
1188 | That's G-O-D-Z ... why aren't you writing?" | 1.2889 | 0.05243 | 135 | 107 | 17 | 11 |
1189 | You went a little too easy on the asteroid. | 1.2889 | 0.04745 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1190 | I told you that I don’t like prehistoric dinosaur, prefer time-challenged reptile. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1191 | Do you remember Jacksonville? '78? Remember when I said 'Wow, I hope no one writes a book about this'? | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1192 | I'll be back. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1193 | I'm here to reclaim my narrative | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1194 | And for the record, I thought the way you wrote about the 'lizard brain' was intentionally disparaging" | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1195 | Ms. Bushnell’s sequel, “Rex in the City”, wasn’t quite as well received. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1196 | I thought this was a line to vote. I came to save my species | 1.2889 | 0.05243 | 135 | 107 | 17 | 11 |
1197 | Forget about getting the princess, I just want more fire for the sequel! | 1.2889 | 0.03622 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1198 | Excuse me, but why is your book under the "Mythological Fantasy" section? | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1199 | I’m your biggest dragon. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1200 | I want to refute the lie that dinosaurs are extinct because we don't read. I also have your first book. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1201 | I am more than just the stereotypical dinosaur you portrayed me as | 1.2879 | 0.05105 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
1202 | See, her books really do appeal across all ages! | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1203 | My editor warned me this might happen. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1204 | A typically awkward moment in the life of a Beowulf scholar . | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1205 | Do you know how long I been waiting, and you tell me it's only 1:59 | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1206 | Really Marge? All I am is a Jurassic footnote? | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1207 | You could’ve been kinder in the part about my breath. I have feelings you know. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1208 | Your book, ‘“I, Fossil” simply changed me forever. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1209 | See, Professor, we're not extinct, we're just publicity shy. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1210 | Can you sign it .. "Best Always to Rex". | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1211 | Pardon me, but it's 'meet' the author not 'eat' the author. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1212 | I'm a fan of yours from way back. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1213 | I have a literal bone to pick with you!" | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1214 | I can't believe you made me out to be such a monster! | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1215 | No, Ma'am. I'm sure the radio invitation said 'Eat the author ...' | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1216 | I resent the chapter that says if you look like me you can’t understand algorithms | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 133 | 108 | 12 | 13 |
1217 | You’re sure the Birthday Party isn’t at this location? | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1218 | You said OFF the record. | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1219 | Well, as you can see I am not extinct. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1220 | Glenda you swore our relationship was confidential. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1221 | Hello! My name is Puff. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1222 | I'm so irritated. I've gotta tell ya, that's not exactly how it happened. | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1223 | How do you write dragons so well? | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1224 | Yeah, well I thought YOU were extinct! | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1225 | Please sign it 'To Jeff, with fond memories of our time in the Mesozoic Era'. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1226 | Don’t take this wrong but I see so much of my own story in your writing | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1227 | Listen, you liberal bitch. | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1228 | Stop telling people we love tacos | 1.2857 | 0.05397 | 133 | 107 | 14 | 12 |
1229 | It's 1:59 for Christ sake. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 133 | 108 | 12 | 13 |
1230 | For the last time PLEASE hand me the book! | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1231 | You told me it was off the fossil record! | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1232 | I swallowed your book. No doubt I will like the author even if your are half as good. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1233 | You wouldn't believe how early I got in line. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1234 | You made me look like a monster, Carol! | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1235 | So, you think you can train ME? | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1236 | I think our chance of an autograph is slim. | 1.2857 | 0.05182 | 133 | 105 | 18 | 10 |
1237 | Sign it, “the real monster” | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1238 | The guy ahead of us looks like he's in a rage. Should we tell him Bob Woodward don't be here till tomorrow? | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1239 | Oh, my bad, I thought the radio announcer said "Eat the author." | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1240 | No. It's mainstream fiction that's extinct. | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1241 | You’ve misunderstood. The point of my book is that one must be a walking THESAURUS to be a good communicator. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1242 | I think I’m in the wrong era. | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1243 | Do I look feathered to you? | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1244 | The tell all book on Dinah Shore causes some confusion. | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
1245 | This character on page 42, who “rises up out of the sea” then “gets drunk” and “ruins Nathan’s bar-mitzvah” — does that sound like anyone we know, Carol? | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1246 | I devoured your last book, but for this book, I thought it would be faster just to devour the author. | 1.2846 | 0.05486 | 130 | 105 | 13 | 12 |
1247 | I've got a bone to pick, lady. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1248 | I guess it never occurred to you to mention how we use our fire breathing abilities in the winter to clear the sidewalks of ice for old people? | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1249 | Happy to sign, but could you spell your scientific name for me. | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
1250 | No. It's "meet" the author, not "eat" the author. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1251 | Kakutani, never shy for a fight, delivers her critique in person. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1252 | So you thought I wouldn't be around to dispute your story! | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1253 | We've clearly been in line for eons. | 1.2824 | 0.04939 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1254 | I have a bone to pick with you. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1255 | But the reviews called you a real dinosaur... | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
1256 | Oh I though the book was Let Go and Let Godzilla | 1.2824 | 0.05339 | 131 | 105 | 15 | 11 |
1257 | You know, you're actually more likely to be killed by a shark... | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1258 | I thought I already told you the title is 'Dragon with the GIRL tattoo'! | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1259 | Meat, the author. 2 P.M. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1260 | Oh, crap. I thought they said EAT the author. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1261 | Ma'am, I've read your work and your representation of us willfully ignores our positive contributions to history. | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1262 | But I’m sure I heard them say “EAT “THE AUTHOR. | 1.2824 | 0.04504 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1263 | A brain the size of a walnut? You're not so smart yourself! | 1.2824 | 0.04372 | 131 | 97 | 31 | 3 |
1264 | I disagree with your asteroid theory. | 1.2824 | 0.05339 | 131 | 105 | 15 | 11 |
1265 | You won't answer my texts, you won't return my calls, and apparently our relationship and that non-disclosure agreement mean nothing to you. | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1266 | Is it Rawr with or without the 'w'? | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1267 | I want a refund. My copy was ripped to shreds. No, of course it arrived like that! | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1268 | I thought Maurice Sendak was signing books today! | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1269 | Nobody says I have small hands and lives! | 1.2824 | 0.04439 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1270 | After all we've been through, how could anyone possibly think that "any resemblance to actual dragons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental?" | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1271 | I do not appreciate your characterization of me as a "Terrible Lizard". I have feelings too. | 1.2824 | 0.05339 | 131 | 105 | 15 | 11 |
1272 | Listen, I took a redeye all the way from Honalee to make it on time, so just sign my damn book | 1.2824 | 0.04504 | 131 | 98 | 29 | 4 |
1273 | And I loved the part where the Reptilian part of her brain kicked in and saved her from the dragon. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1274 | We've been figments of your imagination long enough! | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
1275 | Madame, you told it all wrong. We are still here. | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1276 | Uhh, so there’s a flaw to your asteroid/extinction theory which could involve escape rooms… | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1277 | So I’m the only creature you can think of who’s worse than Trump? | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1278 | What was your inspiration for a tourist guide to Tokyo? | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1279 | I am NOT the monster you make me out to be! | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1280 | I thought print was nearly extinct. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1281 | Can you believe it? The dorks behind me didn’t dress up as one of your characters. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1282 | I recognized so much of myself in your autobiography | 1.2824 | 0.04372 | 131 | 97 | 31 | 3 |
1283 | I loved your last book 'The Lizard of Oz'. | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
1284 | That's with two l's. And thank you for asking. | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
1285 | ...That's NOT the way it happened | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1286 | I feel like you really get what it’s like in the ‘belly of the beast’... but let’s make sure. | 1.2824 | 0.05448 | 131 | 106 | 13 | 12 |
1287 | Could you make it out to “AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHH” | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1288 | Hi, I'm Thesaurus. I hear you've been a fan of mine for eons. | 1.2821 | 0.05543 | 117 | 93 | 15 | 9 |
1289 | No...not EAT the author it is MEET the author! | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1290 | Are you the advertised meat? | 1.2803 | 0.05193 | 132 | 105 | 17 | 10 |
1291 | I told you that in confidence. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1292 | Not everyone cooks vegan. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1293 | I found the entire series culturally insensitive. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1294 | Do I seem like Fantasy to you? | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1295 | I thought they said the sign read eat | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1296 | Your stereotypical condemnation of dragons as fire-breathing heathens is repulsive and offensive!. What's next...Princesses kissing frogs? | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1297 | Why no Paleo translation? | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1298 | I just need to stock the bookshelf so I'll look intelligent on Zoom. | 1.2800 | 0.04558 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1299 | Do you know how long I’ve waited for this? | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1300 | You turned my character into a monster! | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1301 | Next time, why don't you just write, "He was a very old kind of man?" | 1.2800 | 0.05634 | 125 | 102 | 11 | 12 |
1302 | You wrote Pachicephalosaurus with "i" but it's "y"! | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1303 | If I'm here, we can't very well all be extinct, can we? | 1.2800 | 0.05400 | 125 | 100 | 15 | 10 |
1304 | Rupert had come to express his opinions about Mrs. Pennyweafher's latest self-help book, "Slaying Your Inner Monsters". | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1305 | Who are those 'other demons' you kept going on about, Nancy?! | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
1306 | "Lies! Dad wasn't a Japanese stuntman in a cheap rubber costume! | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1307 | You said you wouldn't use my real name. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
1308 | I told you not to use my REAL name. | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1309 | Your stories slay me. | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
1310 | I can't wait to devour your new book... and you. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1311 | Who is he?! Who's the other Saurus!? | 1.2791 | 0.03887 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1312 | Maybe "EXTINCT" is a little misleading. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1313 | I’m literally your biggest fan. I devoured all your books in one sitting! | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1314 | Yeah, I gotta beef with your conclusions. It's wasn't the comet the killed us, it was the covid. | 1.2791 | 0.05609 | 129 | 106 | 10 | 13 |
1315 | At least Michael Crichton called us before he slandered us. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1316 | Once again, another author typecasting my kind into the villian role. Just classic. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1317 | How could you do this? I loved you. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
1318 | I thought so. You don’t know the difference between a Talarurus and a Thesaurus. | 1.2791 | 0.05389 | 129 | 104 | 14 | 11 |
1319 | Who said she needed to be rescued? | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1320 | I’d like to talk to you about the way you portrayed the monster in the closet. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
1321 | Evidently climate change denial goes way back. | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1322 | Please inscribe it to "Puff." | 1.2791 | 0.05609 | 129 | 106 | 10 | 13 |
1323 | I hate it when people confuse me with an Illiterasaur | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1324 | I was wondering if you recall any more details about that hilarious anecdote about how you threw your brother’s chemistry set in the swamp | 1.2791 | 0.05275 | 129 | 103 | 16 | 10 |
1325 | Oh sorry, from further back i thought it said "meat, the author" | 1.2791 | 0.05389 | 129 | 104 | 14 | 11 |
1326 | I'm here to discuss some inaccuracies in your book. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1327 | That was MY story to tell. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1328 | Thank you for your depiction of me. You are a fine writer, and the perfect person to bring forth the knowledge that I am Trump's real dad. | 1.2791 | 0.05500 | 129 | 105 | 12 | 12 |
1329 | I have a great idea for a prequel. Just hear me out. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
1330 | I heard you wrote that printed books are going the way of the dinosaurs . | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
1331 | I have a wife and kids! | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1332 | Soooo, still think your little treatise 'Life Without Dinosaurs Is Better' is still valid?? | 1.2791 | 0.05389 | 129 | 104 | 14 | 11 |
1333 | I was told there was lunch. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1334 | You thought I would disappear when you put down the pen? | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1335 | I didn't like you calling me scalely, as if your psoriasis was a virtue. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
1336 | You weren't the only one that got burned, Karen. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1337 | You call characters ‘reptilian’ as if that’s a bad thing! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1338 | I liked everything about your book except the part that said I was extinct. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
1339 | Make it out to Dino. | 1.2791 | 0.05275 | 129 | 103 | 16 | 10 |
1340 | I know how it ends. | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1341 | Do the books taste good? | 1.2791 | 0.05389 | 129 | 104 | 14 | 11 |
1342 | My cartoonist gave me an angry face, but I'm quite friendly and simply adored your book. | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
1343 | Look Ms Wright, I love your work but why am I always the tritagonist? | 1.2791 | 0.05275 | 129 | 103 | 16 | 10 |
1344 | I really loved your book on shorthand. I could totally relate to it. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
1345 | I understand your book is made of eco-friendly recycled materials, but is it flame retardant? | 1.2791 | 0.05500 | 129 | 105 | 12 | 12 |
1346 | Any plans to try your hand at PREhistorical fiction? | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1347 | What do you mean 'The Bronte Sisters'? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1348 | I read your book. Extincts. | 1.2778 | 0.05242 | 126 | 100 | 17 | 9 |
1349 | Nix the prince and nobody goes Fahrenheit 451 on your ass. | 1.2778 | 0.05362 | 126 | 101 | 15 | 10 |
1350 | I don't know what you're peddling there, lady, but you're looking at a genuine thesaurus. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1351 | He’ll probably want a free tote bag. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
1352 | Author: So you liked my books? Dinosaur: No, actually they were atrocious, horrible, dreadful, and lousy Author: Ahhh, you must be a Thesaurus | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
1353 | I.M.Growling here to meet J.K. Rowling | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1354 | I hated the ending. But then I realize I'm not your audience. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1355 | Honestly, Brenda, in the sequel I better get a damned love interest. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1356 | I'd like to offer my services as a Thesaurus. | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
1357 | I've been in line for eons! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1358 | Critics who describe your success as meteoric is triggering. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
1359 | He has a history with the author. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1360 | Well,what I heard was,"Come eat the author." | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1361 | I sure hope this was worth the wait. | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1362 | I'll be speaking to my lawyer. | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1363 | Of all the authors I have read, your books make the best roughage. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1364 | You treat us as if we are just a collection of fossils! | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1365 | None of you are wearing masks or social distancing, I had to take precautions! | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1366 | Get this straight. NO, we can not breathe fire. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1367 | Well then what time is eat the author? | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1368 | I never claimed that ALL of you died from a meteor strike. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1369 | This isn’t what we meant when we said independent bookstores were becoming extinct. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1370 | Your paleo diet book didn't work for me. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1371 | Just calm down: My book is about Dinah Shore, not you. | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1372 | Actually, not all monsters in the closet. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1373 | I told you I ate those dwarves in confidence, Barbara. | 1.2742 | 0.05412 | 124 | 100 | 14 | 10 |
1374 | It was cold that day, Im actually much larger than your description | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1375 | You like rhymes about dragons like “pillage the village?” How about you’re liable for libel? | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1376 | I,m looking forward to the meet and greet with the author,including the lunch. | 1.2742 | 0.05649 | 124 | 102 | 10 | 12 |
1377 | Look, Edna, I just need a simple yes or no answer. Do you want the homeowners, auto and motorcycle insurance bundle or not? | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1378 | There better be a sequel where the princess kisses me back to normal. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1379 | Drat! I thought they said, ‘EAT, the author’. | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1380 | Dragon lives matter too, you know! | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1381 | Apparently it's all the rage in Hanalei. | 1.2742 | 0.05649 | 124 | 102 | 10 | 12 |
1382 | I know you’ve had to wait 65 million years, but I promise the author will be here shortly. | 1.2742 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1383 | Exactly what did you mean by, 'like a dinosaur. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1384 | ... and the last name is spelled ... S ... A ... U ... R | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1385 | Oh great, it’ll take forever to spell his name right! | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1386 | Meteor, schmeteor - I was there! | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1387 | It’s Karen, with a K. UGH, do I need to talk to your manager? Do you not KNOW who I am? | 1.2742 | 0.05412 | 124 | 100 | 14 | 10 |
1388 | I understand the 3 book limit, but I was hoping you could make an exception. | 1.2742 | 0.05290 | 124 | 99 | 16 | 9 |
1389 | I'm sorry, but that sequence it's just not plausible. | 1.2742 | 0.05532 | 124 | 101 | 12 | 11 |
1390 | Excuse me ma’am but masks are required for anyone who enters the store and isn’t a big lizard. | 1.2742 | 0.05412 | 124 | 100 | 14 | 10 |
1391 | I very much enjoyed your book, however, the chapter on panpsychism lacked a certain... how you say... lustre? | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1392 | Dinosaur! not Dinah Shore! | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1393 | I was really angry that you wrote about me like I was a monster. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1394 | Contrary to what you've told your son, Mrs Saunders, we're very much real. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1395 | And what’s this about us having feathers?! | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1396 | I couldn't put it down. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1397 | So it's not really a question, more of guttural fire-belching roar... | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1398 | Exactly what about me makes you think ‘bird?’ | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1399 | I’m a voracious reader of your work. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1400 | ‘Remember me? The thesaurus’ | 1.2727 | 0.05378 | 121 | 97 | 15 | 9 |
1401 | You called me "Phil" but all our friends recognized me. And I wasn't that drunk. | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1402 | I'm really upset, it wasn't the giant asteroid that killed us. It was stress about the giant asteroid that did. Please fact check. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1403 | WHY DOES THE DRAGON ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO ANGRY! | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1404 | For the last time, the cavemen I knew ate grains! | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1405 | Make it out to "Mr. Big Hands." It's for a friend. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1406 | Well, you have to admit meet does sound a lot like eat. | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1407 | And How Exactly would you know how little children TASTE | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1408 | Yo, I heard you were talking shit about me in “Evolutionary Disadvantages of the Dinosaurs, vol. 2”. Dude you weren’t there, stop pretending like you know what happened. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1409 | Do you have any idea how long I've waited in this line?!?!? | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1410 | Could we speed this up, I don't have much time! | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1411 | Well, you would be upset if I wrote from a woman's point of view. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1412 | I found your plot a bit hard to swallow. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1413 | The whole swords and sorcery genre leaves me cold but, man, can you ever write dragon sex!!! | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1414 | "I'm a big fan of your earlier period pieces." | 1.2705 | 0.04733 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1415 | Gorgon's inability to read the letter M negated the effort to be first-in-line | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1416 | So finally I meet the author of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo! Now, I have a letter from my lawyers regarding image rights... | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1417 | I may be your T-ex, Karen, but I don't appreciate you writing about me as your T-wreck. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1418 | Your chapter on how to season charred goats saved my marriage | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1419 | No, that was my kid-brother you slayed. We save the really nasty dragons for published writers. | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1420 | You never asked for my permission to write a book about me, and why is it considered a ‘fantasy’ novel? | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1421 | Listen lady, I was here before you were born! | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1422 | You are no Bob Woodward! | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1423 | I just feel like you get me | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1424 | Have YOU ever met a knight? I have | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1425 | Why'd you have to kill off all the dinosaurs in this book?" "Sir this is a non-fiction. | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1426 | That's "G-O-D-Z-I-L-L-A." | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1427 | How long is this going to drag on. | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1428 | Could you sign the beginning of Chapter 2: Paleo Diets - Fact or Fiction?” | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1429 | The only royalty I'm after is my check! | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1430 | Thanks for a book on something other than monsters or Trump. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1431 | Make it out to "monster fan". | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1432 | Your portrait of me as a cold blooded lizard is just unfair Karen! | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1433 | At the very least, you could have mentioned me in the Acknowledgements. | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1434 | I understand that you’ve been in line for a while, but the sign says 2pm | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1435 | Doesn’t it seem like we’ve been on line for eons? | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1436 | It was then Martha realized “Dinosaurs Suck!” was perhaps not the best name for her short story collection. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
1437 | You looked different on Tinder | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
1438 | Make it out to my prey, his name's "Howard". | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1439 | I’ve been waiting on line a very, very long time! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1440 | Elaine, I can’t believe what you said about me in your book | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1441 | They told me I could EAT the author at 2:00 PM! | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1442 | I’ve got a bone to pick with you. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1443 | Did you even speak to a dinosaur before writing about them? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1444 | In the last 80 million years, no poetry has spoken to me like yours. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1445 | Believe it or not, I’m a voracious reader. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1446 | I am surprised to see a creature who clearly has a lizard brain at a bookstore... | 1.2683 | 0.05424 | 123 | 100 | 13 | 10 |
1447 | I find your prose sumptuous. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1448 | Make it out to "T" and you should have plenty of room for the rest. | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1449 | You must hear this all the time, but I’m your biggest fan. | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1450 | Poetry, huh? I thought that died out ages ago. | 1.2683 | 0.05424 | 123 | 100 | 13 | 10 |
1451 | I'd be stoked if you sign, 'To Godzilla with Love'. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1452 | No... I mean I actually devoured it! | 1.2683 | 0.04700 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1453 | Just a minute, I'll go get him. | 1.2683 | 0.04556 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1454 | What do you mean it’s “science fiction”? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1455 | You depicted me as some sort of a monster. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1456 | Are you the Hack who accused me of being Extinct ? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1457 | I really need to stop drinking on the job | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1458 | I adore that it reads like non-fiction! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1459 | I’m only angry because I can’t reach the damn book! | 1.2683 | 0.04331 | 123 | 92 | 29 | 2 |
1460 | So you think we all have brains the size of a pea, do you?! | 1.2683 | 0.05545 | 123 | 101 | 11 | 11 |
1461 | After all I did telling you the Secrets of Dinosaurs and I’m not included as an author? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1462 | Not ALL of us breathe fire, you know... | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1463 | I am a thesaurus and I love your new book on word play. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1464 | Please inscribe it: To Tim and fond memories of high school. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1465 | I have a feeling this is going to DRAG ON | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1466 | I wonder if he is going to read it or burn it? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1467 | You weren't there millions of years ago! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1468 | I can't wait to get my hands on it! | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1469 | Do I look like I have feathers?! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1470 | Marjorie was beginning to wonder if her use of unflattering reptilian metaphors had gone too far. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1471 | Just because I object to your racy language doesn't make me a dinosaur. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1472 | A page turner! I couldn't even reach past page one. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1473 | It just seemed a bit unrealistic to me. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1474 | I’ve been waiting in this line for 65 million years! | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1475 | That's not what happened! | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1476 | You plagiarized my book! I wrote the same things ages ago! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1477 | I recent you comparing Trump with a dinosaur. | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1478 | Anne. With an ‘e’. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1479 | Make it out to my mother, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, and Breaker of Chains. | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1480 | I was NOT unfaithful, I was just trying to stop our extinction God damnit! | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1481 | So Suzie, why don't we tell them what really happened? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1482 | Hello my dear - I assume the M is silent, yes? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1483 | I know I said that Jurassic Park was a hoax because I didn’t want to cause a panic | 1.2683 | 0.05172 | 123 | 98 | 17 | 8 |
1484 | Your book inspired me to stop living under a rock | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1485 | It’s just a body shield against the virus, don’t worry. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1486 | It's 2020. Have you not heard of cultural appropriation? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1487 | I'm your biggest fan. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1488 | You know, some of us did have highly-developed brains and could read. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1489 | Why have you written 'To Barney'? Do I look purple to you?" | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1490 | We need to discuss that ending. | 1.2667 | 0.04223 | 120 | 89 | 30 | 1 |
1491 | This waiting has a capability of turning us extinct! | 1.2667 | 0.05643 | 120 | 99 | 10 | 11 |
1492 | You wrote this book as if you knew me. Have we met? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1493 | Now, it's about time that you explain why you didn't give me any wings! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1494 | What do you mean I was bad tempered? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1495 | Any resemblance between you and the creature in the story is purely coincidence. Read the Edition Notice on page xii. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1496 | It’s your fault I came out of the closet! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1497 | He burns all her books. | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1498 | If she keeps us waiting any longer I’m going to be extinct. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1499 | I tried your "Prequel to Paleo" diet and look what happened! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1500 | Those few fire-breathing ruffians are a tiny minority in our varied, vibrant culture. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1501 | I especially liked the chapter where Elena was left alone to deal with her demons. | 1.2667 | 0.04465 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1502 | I’ve waited 150 million years to meet you. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1503 | I notice you didn't capitalize "Monster" anywhere in your book. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1504 | You're in my seat | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1505 | I wouldn't have told you that thing about my family if I thought it would end in one of your books. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1506 | Jan suddenly regretted finishing her novel. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1507 | You called me an herbivore. I have a bone to pick with that. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1508 | This is so awkward. I didn't buy your book. I thought this was eat the author. I'm glad I came though! You seem really smart and interesting. If you're not busy later I'd love to grab a bite... | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1509 | Where do you get your ideas, Ms. LeGuin? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1510 | Admit it, Marsha, the big green reptilian guy in your book is based on me, isn't he? Prom was long time ago, Marsha. Let it go." | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1511 | That’s Bronte with an ‘e’. Thank you, I’ve been waiting millions of years for this. | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1512 | I think your portrayal of monsters lacks nuance. | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1513 | I'm not happy with the way you portrayed me. You made me seem like a monster. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1514 | Since I’m the book’s subject, and ipso facto THE major contributor, a coauthor credit would have been nice. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1515 | Saying my species are Knaarfs is a blatant racial slur. | 1.2667 | 0.02834 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1516 | Feels like we've been waiting in line for ages. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1517 | Your last book really slayed me. | 1.2667 | 0.04386 | 120 | 90 | 28 | 2 |
1518 | Lady, you still goin' with your extinction theory, huh, you lookin' at me? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1519 | Tell him we’re in a hurry.” “No, YOU tell him. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1520 | No lizard dishes, and you call this a cookbook? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1521 | My mistake. I thought the poster read 'Eat the Author'. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1522 | I can’t help but complain that my type is underrepresented in your romance novels | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1523 | Yes, I suppose I did mention your small hands, sorry. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1524 | Are YOU my mother? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1525 | Look Lady ... How would you like it if I put you as the Lead in my Pop up Children’s Book ?? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1526 | Sorry, I heard “eat the author.” | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1527 | You may have written that your ex husband is a million years behind you now, but I'll never be extinct from your dreams Sue! | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1528 | Was hoping you had a non flammable copy. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1529 | I hated the ending. I don't bust my tail 24/7, guarding my tower, just to die to an arrogant blonde haired human in shiny armor. What the heck Karen? | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1530 | You tell him that his 10 minutes are up. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1531 | So we meet again Dragonslayer! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1532 | Make it out to Rex. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1533 | I consider you the greatest comedic fiction writer since Darwin | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1534 | Wanna catch up on old times when you’re done here? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1535 | It's a Roman a clef, Edna. How could I not know Ty was really me? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1536 | I'll take two books on the Jurassic Period. The wife and I are homeschooling this year. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1537 | You’re upset that I didn’t make you the lead? | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1538 | The most ridiculous depiction of a dragon I have ever read! Slain by an eleven year old? As if... | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1539 | Call me a mouth breather to my face! | 1.2667 | 0.03071 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1540 | First of all, do I look extinct to you? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1541 | Man was not alive during the prehistoric age, so quit using that as a passive aggressive insult. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1542 | Have you written anything appropriate to the Mesozoic Era? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1543 | I simply devoured your book! | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1544 | . . . and the LARGE PRINT, SHORT ARM edition, if you please. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1545 | Do you have an audio version? My arms are too short to hold your books so I can easily read them. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1546 | Look, if you want to tell your side of the story then write your own memoir. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1547 | You dare to appropriate dragons! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1548 | You promised that you wouldn’t use my name! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1549 | My mistake, I thought they said eat the author | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1550 | I find the depiction of dragons in your work to be antiquated and invidious. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1551 | What did you put in my coffee this morning?! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1552 | I can't reach my wallet | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1553 | Could you dedicate these to Micropachycephalosaurus? | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1554 | I was told this event was "Eat the Author | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1555 | I didn't like the way the book ended. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1556 | You promised you wouldn't write about us. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1557 | From the back of the line, it looked like 'eat the author'. | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1558 | Why can't you write books about how DRAGONS train HUMANS? | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1559 | Just make it out to Mothra | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1560 | We need to talk about your one-dimensional portrayal of the monster under the bed. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1561 | Autograph it ‘To Harold on his 66th millionth birthday’’ | 1.2667 | 0.05517 | 120 | 98 | 12 | 10 |
1562 | I totally devoured your last book. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1563 | It feels like I've been waiting millions of years in line! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1564 | I have been in this line so long that I feel prehistoric | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1565 | He's ticked off about the way she portrayed him in the extinction. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1566 | So, how hard would it have been to occasionally use the term— 'queen of the dinosaurs'—" | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1567 | I heard it was “eat” the author at 2pm. | 1.2667 | 0.04139 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1568 | I wasn't a Vegetarian lady, Correct your book. Do I have to prove it to you? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1569 | I love all your princess in the castle stories. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1570 | Your work is staggeringly herpetophobic | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1571 | The meteor was an unoriginal ending for a beloved protagonist. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1572 | Help me out here....is this the buffet? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1573 | I know this sounds bad, but I never thought a human author could create such relatable monsters. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1574 | My favorite part was the meteor hurtling towards the planet! | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1575 | Oh God" Gary thought, "of all the times to need to sneeze! | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1576 | This book insults my species. Mesozoic lives matter. | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1577 | God dammit, Susan, I feel offended! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1578 | I need a book on how dinosaurs died, so I can save my family. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1579 | I’m as real as your talent. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1580 | Sorry, I thought I heard 'eat,' not meet. But may I? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1581 | Cheryl always knew the monster in her closet wouldn't be happy about what she had written about it in her autobiography | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1582 | It became apparent to Anne that she should have hired professional fan screeners after all. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1583 | Wait a second...this isn’t the line for returns... | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1584 | Of course, I’m your biggest fan! | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1585 | How to Make a New Pal Every Day was MY idea! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1586 | „I guess It’s time to start building the arc” | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1587 | You killed my favourite character. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1588 | Your book was so relatable. | 1.2667 | 0.05389 | 120 | 97 | 14 | 9 |
1589 | Really? You put the Bambiraptor on the cover instead of me! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1590 | A brain the size of a pea! | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1591 | What? You've never heard of a thesaurus? | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1592 | Why yes, I'm a Thesaurus. | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1593 | I knew T-Rex, and I must say, I think you've painted him in a very unflattering light. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1594 | Just wanted to see the woman who captured my story so perfectly. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1595 | ' Look, I really loved your pacing, style and plot development, but as for me, there was no character I could relate to at all." | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1596 | ... and then the meteorite crash!! That got me goosebumps! | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1597 | I loved your monstrous characters, and all the buried evidence, but everyone dying at the end was overkill. | 1.2650 | 0.04274 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1598 | We are both dinosaurs. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1599 | I thought we agreed that I would remain an anonymous source... | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1600 | Look, I did the best I could to put you in a positive light. But, come on! | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1601 | I've been waiting millions of years for this book and it turns out it was the butler? | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1602 | Could we start early? I'm a little short on time. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1603 | I know you must get this from all your readers, but I'm your biggest fauna! | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1604 | Thanks for saving my place. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1605 | Yeah, dinosaurs still buy books... | 1.2650 | 0.05615 | 117 | 96 | 11 | 10 |
1606 | Your writing...I feel like you're the only one who truly knows me. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1607 | I thought there was supposed to be an elephant in the room!!! | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1608 | In Chapter 7, what did you mean when you had her say it was “inevitable” that I would turn out like my father? | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1609 | Oh dear, you're not Bob Woodward . . .must've got the date wrong. Awesome book, really. Anyway, perhaps you could tell me where I might register to vote? | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1610 | Did you ever think he might be keeping her in that castle for her own protection? | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1611 | I need the large print edition because of my short arms. | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1612 | It's not for me, it's for Mothra. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1613 | Well! you signed one for the Elephant." | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1614 | I've waited to meet you for ages | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1615 | Fantastic beasts" - nice title | 1.2650 | 0.04443 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
1616 | My guest couldn’t make it. He was petrified. | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1617 | I thought it said: “eat the author”. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1618 | I made you 10 years younger, with a flawless slimy green epidermis, AND you got to eat the girl. You're not attractive when you're greedy. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1619 | I am not just a fantasy! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1620 | Dragon Lives Matter | 1.2645 | 0.05349 | 121 | 98 | 14 | 9 |
1621 | Your book "Slaying the dragon: How to reconquer your life" really hit me hard. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1622 | Told you -her readers skewed old. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1623 | Would you read my novel? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1624 | How about I breathe a little fire RIGHT NOW? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 114 | 92 | 14 | 8 |
1625 | So YOU think book publishing will be extinct | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1626 | Don't worry, extinction's not so bad, it's just like retirement. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1627 | Slagithar looked at his old friend. The two weren't all that different, he thought. Both were from the same town, went to the same college, even married into the same family. Yet only one of them had done something with their B.A. in English Lit. | 1.2627 | 0.05571 | 118 | 97 | 11 | 10 |
1628 | What do you know about dinosaurs?Didn't you ever hear of cultural appropriation? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1629 | If you aren't my mother, who is? | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1630 | Any tips for a neophyte writer? I don't have much time. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1631 | I've heard of bringing a character to life,but this is ridiculous. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1632 | No. Just because it's labeled "fantasy" doesn't mean that you can get away with telling children that it's fine to slay innocent dragons. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1633 | If you need me, I'll be at the table near the cafe. The sign says "meet the author's lawyer". | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1634 | You know, my community has kept an all-vegan diet for millennia. But as soon a white woman takes an interest, she gets a book deal. | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
1635 | Well, your theory is garbage. It was an asteroid–a giant, flaming asteroid! Hubris had nothing to do with it. | 1.2609 | 0.05536 | 115 | 94 | 12 | 9 |
1636 | I’m extinct? Well ..... books are extinct! | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1637 | I’m not here for an autograph; I’m here lunch. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1638 | It's 'Meet the author,' not 'Eat the author.' | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1639 | Okay but who do you think told the serpent where to find apples? | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1640 | Yes, Martha, I read the 'all persons fictitious' disclaimer. But really, how many other dinosaurs have taken you on a cruise to Bermuda? | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1641 | I'm not sure you're best person to be writing erotic dinosaur fiction. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1642 | Lauren had every reason to hope the tips included in her anger management book worked as well as her research had led her to believe. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1643 | Don't look at me like that. I didn't survive the meteoroid for nothing. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1644 | You know nothing of my people. | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
1645 | You think I'm scary? Wait 'til you see your self-publish memoir in a bargain bin. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1646 | And just what gives you the right to appropriate the experiences of the inhabitants of my eon? | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1647 | I’m not happy with your portrayal of me. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1648 | ...but what really gets me is the lack of nuanced character development. Dragons are not a monolith, Laura. | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
1649 | But my friend told me it said "EAT' the author. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1650 | Let ME tell you how we became extinct! | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1651 | Please make it to Lizzie, my special extinct friend | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1652 | Yeah, sign my book...rub it in that we couldn’t survive and you upright things took over. You’ll get yours....unless you vote that dyed hair velociraptor out! | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1653 | To Rex, who's brain is definitely much larger than a walnut? | 1.2609 | 0.05536 | 115 | 94 | 12 | 9 |
1654 | How can you blame Covid on us?? | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1655 | Feel like I’ve been on this line for eons”. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1656 | I can't read with these arms. Could you sign my audiobook tape instead? | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1657 | What part of 'Off the record' don't you understand? | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1658 | I DO have some friends who are still alive! | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1659 | The distinctly heard the announcer say, “Eat the author, 2 pm”. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1660 | I've been a fan for ages. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1661 | Go ahead and make it out to 'Tired Fairytale Trope.' | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1662 | You wanna see what kind of dragon I am? | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1663 | He wanted to write his own "Long Life Secrets" book. | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
1664 | I find your portrayal of dragons one-dimensional and offensive. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1665 | Your use of prehistoric profiling offends me. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1666 | I don’t think he’s happy with the ending | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1667 | I am tired of being demonized in literature! | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1668 | I'm surprised they allow critics in. | 1.2609 | 0.04204 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1669 | So, what makes you think you can write authoritatively on the Jurassic Period? | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1670 | Your book got me out of the dark ages and into the light. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1671 | I'm first. I'm extinct. And I'm hungry. So tell me again why you can't bother singing me the 'Barney' song? | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1672 | While I respect your work, I take exception to calling it historical "fantasy". | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1673 | Your book left me breathless which put my fire out. What do I do now? | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1674 | You call that fantasy? I’d call it tragedy. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1675 | The ending is a meteor-induced apocalypse, really? It’s 2020, get more creative. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1676 | I have no intention of reading it. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1677 | Oh, meet with 2 e's, that's changes things | 1.2609 | 0.03723 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1678 | Just admit it, Nancy: You based Kevin the Revenge Lizard on me. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1679 | Your ‘Theory and Practice of Visualization’ brought me back to life | 1.2609 | 0.05396 | 115 | 93 | 14 | 8 |
1680 | This author attracts even the oldest of fans. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1681 | So... you sent that asteroid” | 1.2609 | 0.05536 | 115 | 94 | 12 | 9 |
1682 | I’ve had it with these posthumous unauthorized biographies. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1683 | I'm a dinosaur? You're the one who's still writing boy-meets-girl romances set in exotic foreign locations. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1684 | Just sign it: "To my best Imaginary Friend." | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1685 | Just awaiting the interpreter. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1686 | Giraffic Park? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1687 | I’m sorry you think my portrayal stereotypical but I assure you I did deep research | 1.2600 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1688 | I've been waiting since the dawn of time! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1689 | I respect your research on this book but King George was vastly overrated here | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1690 | You said you wouldn't quote me. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1691 | I mean, your chapter on Lazarus taxa just really made me feel SEEN, you know? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1692 | Admit it Susan. Jurassic Park: The Series was my idea! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1693 | Don’t they serve snacks at these things? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1694 | Sorry, it just didn't live up to Jurassic Park. | 1.2589 | 0.04528 | 112 | 85 | 25 | 2 |
1695 | No, I said Roger THE Saurus... | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1696 | Could I have 6 copies? There is lots to chew on in there. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1697 | Your sign has a typo" | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1698 | I think it's time for my lunch break. | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1699 | Sequels diminish us all. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1700 | I couldn't really sink my teeth into this one. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1701 | I dressed like my favorite character in the book. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1702 | Can you autograph it to Fred? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1703 | I found your treatment of the fossil record a bit pedestrian | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1704 | I take offense with the book's premise that dinosaurs are violent reptiles. Are you sure that you aren't the book's author? It is after 2pm. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1705 | Yes, it's an old story. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1706 | I've been dying to meet you since the last glacial period! | 1.2566 | 0.05591 | 113 | 93 | 11 | 9 |
1707 | No, it wasn't the asteroids, it was revisionists like you! | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1708 | I’m sick of being portrayed as the villain! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1709 | Oh...”meet”. That’s my bad. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1710 | Point of view, my ass! I'm talking about characterization!" | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1711 | Chapter Two hurt. Not all of us breathe fire, you know... | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1712 | Could we maybe share a coffee and discuss your use of the word "extinct?" | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1713 | She wrote about her demons. This one wants a cut. | 1.2566 | 0.04750 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1714 | Sorry sir; it's 1:59 now and although I understand the gravity of your situation, you still have to wait. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
1715 | I hope you're not in as bad taste as your novel. | 1.2566 | 0.05448 | 113 | 92 | 13 | 8 |
1716 | But maybe he's not REALLY slayed-- he survives and reappears in the sequel and destroys the whole town. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1717 | I'm very disappointed that this wasn't Eat the Author. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1718 | Slaying dragons? Really? Not the best title. | 1.2566 | 0.05730 | 113 | 94 | 9 | 10 |
1719 | Inscribe it, "To Rex". | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1720 | "I'm such a dinosaur when it comes to technology, I had to tell you in person how much I hated your book." | 1.2566 | 0.05448 | 113 | 92 | 13 | 8 |
1721 | Meet. Melt. Not much difference, in my book. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1722 | So you see dragons as characters. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1723 | No, the ”Eat and greet” starts at 4 PM. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1724 | Look, I’ve been in line for hours, way past my lunch time, how could I have known she was your agent? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1725 | Normally, I’m outside, but the California weather is killing me. | 1.2566 | 0.04314 | 113 | 85 | 27 | 1 |
1726 | Hurry, I need these books signed before they become extinct. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1727 | Have you seen anything that might make you think differently about writing non-fiction? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1728 | I had to wait 65 million years for this? | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1729 | Well I was vegan ages before it caught on and I’m dying to try some new recipes! | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1730 | It’s well after 2 and you said T-Rump was going to be here! I want my MAGMA hat! | 1.2566 | 0.05448 | 113 | 92 | 13 | 8 |
1731 | This book just gets me, the monster was inside the whole time. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1732 | I can't see my watch. Is it 2 P.M., yet? | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1733 | How about once not having the hero kill the dragon? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1734 | If this is fantasy, then may I suggest you fantasize about a less predictable antagonist. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1735 | I don't appreciate being pegged at 300 million years old. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1736 | Your post-structuralist critique of the anti-hero's transcendental metalanguage DISGUSTS me, Rebecca. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1737 | How dare you tell my story without asking! | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1738 | Funny meeting you here, Cleolinda. I didn’t know tell all books were your thing.. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1739 | Critics say your novel is Paleozoic,but I have been there,man. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1740 | Facebook said 'Eat The Author'. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1741 | First me meet, and then me eat. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1742 | YOU’RE the acclaimed expert on the Jurassic Period — you have to be kidding. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1743 | Just say “To my Biggest fan” | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1744 | My brain’s the size of a WHAT?!! | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1745 | How can you capitalize on our struggle? | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
1746 | We both know what really happened. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1747 | You won’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for your next book. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1748 | Who are you calling Figment? | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1749 | I am your oldest fan. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1750 | Can you make it out to "Daenerys"? It's a Mother's Day gift. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1751 | only in New York baby | 1.2544 | 0.05404 | 114 | 93 | 13 | 8 |
1752 | 2020 is scarier than the Mesozoic era. Please send me back. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1753 | Chapter four, line 10 ' His breath smelled like kerosene dumped into an open sewer.' | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1754 | Why did you pick me to be your villain? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1755 | Do I look as if I got slayed? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1756 | I know I’m only the ghostwriter but did you really need to make me wait in line? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1757 | Meet? I thought it said eat! | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1758 | I have been listening to you and I was wondering how much you know about us.... Would you have time for a drink afterwards.... | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1759 | Damn you! I didn't eat Tokyo, I love Tokyo! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1760 | You promised me a trip to the sea in return for my side of the story! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1761 | We all like natural history, but the chapter on the asteroid was way exaggerated. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1762 | You're being offensive to the unicorns. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1763 | I’d like to talk to you about the ending of your last novel. Wasn’t it a bit dramatic to write us off? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1764 | You know, it’d be nice to play the hero every once and a while! | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1765 | I'm so sorry but EAT the author was yesterday. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1766 | I thought I killed you! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1767 | I recommend you spell my name correctly. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1768 | Who are you to say dinosaurs are passe? | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
1769 | You mis-spelled my name in chapter 7." | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1770 | Make it out to Godzilla and can you also write something nice about my movies | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1771 | Just inscribe it to Dino.” | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1772 | HE BETTER LIKE MY BOOK!! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1773 | You're really bad at adjectives. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1774 | He cut in front of you; assert your rights. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1775 | Extinct? What am I, chopped brontosaurus burger?! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1776 | I'd like to respectfully disagree with your characterization of dragons in Chapter Four. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1777 | Shouldn't have let those kids go into that treehouse after dark. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1778 | Do you think we'll actually get a turn? | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1779 | We no longer accept endings that arrive suddenly out of the blue. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1780 | people say we look alike | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1781 | I mean are you even an archeologist? #Facts | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1782 | When I promised to unleash the beast within, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2525 | 0.04728 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1783 | You promised not to reveal my identity! | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1784 | You write people so deliciously. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1785 | First hand account my ass! | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1786 | My arms are too short. How does it end? | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1787 | Apologies, I didn't see the 'M'. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1788 | You couldn't have written me with longer arms? I can't even read a book about myself. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1789 | I would eat you but my arms aren't long enough to grab you. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1790 | THE BIBLICAL THEORY OF CREATION MAY NOT BE COMPLETELY ACCURATE, YOUR EMINENCE. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1791 | Most respectfully Jeffrey YOU are a figment of MY imagination | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1792 | I'm here to protest against your portrayal of me as a monster.... | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1793 | WHO'S THE TROLL NOW? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1794 | Next time, you'll be the ghostwriter. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1795 | I'm here to help with the book singeing. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1796 | I thought I was in line for a free sample of plexaderm. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1797 | Fictional? Do I look fictional to you? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1798 | They tell me a signed copy of a book tastes better. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1799 | Do you take American Express? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1800 | I've come to clear up a few misconceptions | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1801 | And what is your opinion on punctuated equilibrium? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1802 | OMG I've been waiting 65 million years for this opportunity! | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1803 | I did not jump the line. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1804 | And exactly why wasn’t I not mentioned in the acknowledgement s? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1805 | you call it fantasy fiction; I call it cultural appropriation | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1806 | If you write another book on this subject, would you please be less patronizing. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1807 | Just what didn’t you understand about “off the record?” | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1808 | I'm a big fan. I don't read, but I ate your book and it was delicious. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1809 | Well hellooo, Denise... | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1810 | Are you going to buy a book? | 1.2523 | 0.05244 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
1811 | You all need to stand six feet apart, and put on your masks! | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1812 | Why must I pay for a book I'm in? Just sign it! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1813 | Joyce, i can't believe my name is suspiciously absent from your dedication. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1814 | Your book is now non-fiction. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1815 | Sign it "To Bronte, I'm sorry I thought you were extinct." | 1.2523 | 0.05648 | 107 | 88 | 11 | 8 |
1816 | My brother couldn't make it today - could you make it out to Kremlock, The 7th Harbinger of Man’s Futility? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1817 | I think you’re overstating the effects of climate change. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1818 | What do you mean you won’t take a selfie with me? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1819 | Deborah, I thought we agreed to never dig up the past! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1820 | Feathers? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1821 | Who will be sitting on the Iron Throne in Season 9? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1822 | She didn't tell his side of the story. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1823 | Since when you were an expert on how to train dragons? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1824 | You got my family history all wrong, lady! | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1825 | Steal my plot, did ya? Call for security, like they can make me leave? | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1826 | Hi J.K. Remember me? Sam? I have a beef with how you portrayed me in the Triwizard Tournament. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1827 | I don't suppose you have a copy of Fly Fishing, by J.R. Hartley ? | 1.2523 | 0.05647 | 111 | 92 | 10 | 9 |
1828 | I guess hard cover books really are for dinosaurs now. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1829 | I really am your biggest fan. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1830 | A bit primitive, and I wasn't a fan of the twist ending. | 1.2523 | 0.04334 | 111 | 84 | 26 | 1 |
1831 | The part of about the swamp creature eating the heroine was really dumb! | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1832 | Meet the author? I thought it was EAT the author. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1833 | No thanks. I already know how it ends.” | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1834 | Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1835 | Sorry, no selfies.” | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1836 | Could you at least name the asteroid after me? | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1837 | It was me you rode in those dreams, JK. I’m coming after you for half the royalties. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1838 | It's 'meet', not 'eat' the author. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1839 | Reading is for dinosaurs. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1840 | Can you make it out to Steg A. Saurus? I'm a huge fan of your work. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1841 | You’re not David Sedaris! | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1842 | It looks like you have been waiting a long time for this book. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1843 | I thought writing this good was extinct | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1844 | You deliberately misrepresented Keynesian economics. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1845 | I just have to say, your book's ending hit me like a meteor. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1846 | Last T. Rex Standing. I'm shopping it around. What do you think? | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1847 | When do We get a happy ending? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1848 | I'd like 4 signed copies for my pals at Jurassic Park. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1849 | EXTINCT! Who's extinct? | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1850 | I know it’s a children’s book, but Goshzilla, really!?! And dammit, I don’t stroll, I rampage. Oh, make it out to Steve. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1851 | Apparently, he thought it was about "Reptile Dysfunction." | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1852 | I found my portrayal to be most undignified | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1853 | Why do you write all your men as monsters? | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1854 | I am an author, too. I specialize in prehistoric fiction. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1855 | You promised you would not put me in your next novel! | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1856 | You can write: "To my biggest fan. I'm so glad to see you're not extinct." | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1857 | Good night, Little Dinosaur" is my hatchling's favorite book | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1858 | Yes sir, you'd get your chance to tell him what really happened but being around for the last 62 million years does not give you a right to cut in front the line. | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1859 | I'm sure my twitter feed said "eat the author" | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1860 | Was this a homework assignment? | 1.2523 | 0.04609 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1861 | Let me spell that Huehuecanaumtlus tiquichensis | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1862 | He has been on the line for ages. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1863 | What time should I come back for "Eat the Author"? | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1864 | You promised that my friends and family wouldn't recognize it as me." | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1865 | Silly mistake! The author of “extinction” will come at 3pm. I’m just the shop assistant. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1866 | I waited this long, I can wait till 2 | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1867 | I can’t believe I thought this thing started earlier. Story of my life. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1868 | I’m about to jump across that table and show you just how not extinct we are! | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1869 | I can't tell you how long I've waited for this. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1870 | You aren’t wearing a mask! | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1871 | Then suddenly, Phyllis realized that rapturous night in La Brea wasn’t just a molly evoked fantasy that cured her writer’s block. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1872 | You promised you'd make me the protagonist in this sequel. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1873 | Yes, 'bookworm', is a bit misleading.... | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1874 | Don't tell me, you're my biggest and oldest fan. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1875 | I don’t WANT your signature! I want food... for thought... | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1876 | So you wrote a book about us being 'extinct'? We are not 'over'. My culture is not your costume. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1877 | 3D movies have gotten pretty advanced. | 1.2500 | 0.05601 | 112 | 93 | 10 | 9 |
1878 | Frankly, it's embarrassing that I have to come to a book signing and then BUY a copy of the book just to have a conversation with my wife. | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1879 | I don’t want an autograph, I want an apology!” | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1880 | I’m also following your Hunter-Gatherer diet...nice to “eat” you. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1881 | I guess my portrayal of you as a "mindless,savage carnivore with no regard for life as we know it" was a bit much | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1882 | Make it out to Puff? Tell me, do you live by the sea? | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1883 | Geez, all I said was "I'm so glad bookstores aren't extinct". | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1884 | How many more Paleo Diet Cookbooks are you going to write? | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1885 | Hath not a dragon eyes? | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1886 | I've been your biggest fan for 65 million years. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1887 | The author began to question her editor's title decision: T-Rex, the Most Hyped Dinosaur Ever to Walk the Planet and also He Was a Big Jerk So Who Cares | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1888 | Yea I know he cut in line. Just let it go, I said just let it go!! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1889 | Oops, sorry I didn’t see the M. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1890 | You didn't have my permission to publish my autobiography with your name on it. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1891 | Does your book claim we became extinct because we couldn't comprehend social distancing? | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1892 | I don’t care who you are. No signings until 2:00. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1893 | Well, now you know it’s non-fiction. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1894 | My arms are too short to turn the pages. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1895 | How dare you write that trash about me? | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 112 | 92 | 12 | 8 |
1896 | It read more like "Jurassic Snark" to me! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1897 | But I clearly heard him say, 'Come eat the author.' | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1898 | No one is buying that 'helpless damsel' narrative anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1899 | We find the term “lizard people” offensive. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1900 | You told me I'd survive the final adventure. Hissssssss. | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1901 | Take back what you wrote about me or else... | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1902 | Oh, I thought this was an “eat the author” session. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1903 | I've waited epochs to meet you! | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1904 | Why, oh, why did you have to kill me in the end ? | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1905 | We need to talk about species appropriation. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1906 | No autograph, thank you. I’ll eat it here. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1907 | Are you quite sure of the ending? | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1908 | Sign it "To Smaug; his breath on my neck really lights me up..." | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
1909 | Don't include me in your next novel. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1910 | You did a pretty good job, don't feel bad; the members of my writing group have a lot of trouble creating sympathetic human characters. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1911 | Can you sign it with "Dragon lives matter"? | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1912 | For personal reasons I was wondering if you see this work as literary or historical fiction | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1913 | Becoming a bird is only one of your limitless number of futures. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1914 | I’m your biggest fantod | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1915 | Please write,"To Godzilla from your secret admirer at Book Club." | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1916 | I’ve waited years to meet you. | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1917 | Comet shmomet. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1918 | It's not every day you meet a dinosaur that loves to read romance novels! " | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1919 | most of my friends are dead, but not all of them | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1920 | Damn! I swear NPR said “Eat the Author”! | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1921 | Your not what I thought you'd look like either. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1922 | I'm really not here for an autograph, just the meat... | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 112 | 92 | 12 | 8 |
1923 | Oh - I thought they said eat the author. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1924 | Maybe in your next novel, we can be portrayed as a romantic lead. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1925 | Taking "There be dragons" off your endpaper map was hurtful - and way off the mark | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1926 | Damsel in distress expose my ass, you wanted to be with me | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1927 | Don't even think about meeting your knight in shining armour this afternoon. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1928 | Sure, you changed my name, but 'Elizabeth' is hardly subtle. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1929 | But the book reviewer said you were a dinosaur. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1930 | Who’s thats scumbag of a biped you call “tiny hands” in your book? We’re not damn related! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1931 | I thought your depiction of human-eating monsters was a touch derivative. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1932 | I told you in confidence. Now everybody knows I have little hands! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1933 | Can someone hand me the goddamn pen?! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1934 | Your books always portray the dragons as villain stereotype, Stop it | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1935 | I have some issues with the climax of the book. It says, we were more dangerous than 2020 and its a blatant lie" | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1936 | Why didn’t Diana and Gerhard get back together in the end?!? It was heartbreaking. Simply heartbreaking. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1937 | The story you wrote about life 66 million years ago is my story to tell, not yours Betty. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1938 | I didn't think your representation of the agrarian lifestyle during the jurassic period was very realistic | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1939 | Head of the line. I was here long before them. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1940 | Why do you writers always side with Saint George?! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1941 | Sorry to bother you for another copy, but my son ate the last one. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1942 | I’m sorry lady but all dinosaurs are NOT extinct. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1943 | Oh, I heard “EAT the author” | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1944 | This was supposed to be a love story! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1945 | Could you sign one to "Saury"? | 1.2477 | 0.05157 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1946 | Who you calling a dinosaur, huh? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1947 | Are you kidding me? The "M" was hardly visible from the back of the line. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1948 | My bad, I don’t have my glasses - I thought it said “eat” | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1949 | You promised I couldn't be identified, you promised. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1950 | So, I see, you don’t believe in the theory of evolution. | 1.2477 | 0.04990 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1951 | He wants to be included in the movie rights. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1952 | I hate to be cold-blooded, but I thought the plot to your new novel was derivative. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1953 | I never want to offend my readers, but your views are from a different time. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1954 | The love scenes removed all doubt. You were writing about us, Ethel -- us! | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1955 | I can't believe you killed off Brittany right when they were going to propose to Tom! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1956 | You created me for your book and you expect me to PAY for a copy? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1957 | I’m just saying, it could be called nonfiction. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1958 | Any good reason why you haven't put me in the story? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1959 | Mr. Madasoreous, please understand I'm the author not the illustrator. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1960 | I really love your fantasy books. They feel so REAL to me. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1961 | You told me that ... Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events would be purely coincidental. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1962 | You're so creative. I'm just wondering where you get your ideas. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1963 | 'Meet?' I could've sworn the sign outside said 'eat' the author. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1964 | Just once I'd like to see us written as the good guy. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1965 | Keep your opinions about big feet and short arms to yourself. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1966 | Your sense of nuance really spoke to me, right before I accidentally breathed on the page and incinerated the book. | 1.2477 | 0.04354 | 109 | 83 | 25 | 1 |
1967 | No need to apologize. I get that all the time | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1968 | I could spit fire when I read what that book says about me! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1969 | How can you write all that about me and still just sit there, Mom? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1970 | Oh, meet! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1971 | I left my book at home in Jurassic Park, so can I still get an autograph? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1972 | Um, to Kong...with love, Zilla. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1973 | Sorry, my mistake. I thought it said "Eat the Author." | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1974 | Why am I described as mesozoic? I thought we agreed on heroic! | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1975 | You have no idea how tired I am of books about knights in shining armor. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1976 | Where's the line for Eat the Author? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1977 | No, I can't pass you the pen. | 1.2477 | 0.04354 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
1978 | To me, your representations of carnivores lack depth. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1979 | I told you all those things in confidence, as a friend, Cheryl. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1980 | I downplayed the danger of your fire breathing as to not panic the reader. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1981 | I can't read. Do you have an audio book version? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1982 | Could you make a copy out to " Tyrant Lizard King"? It's for a ..uhh...friend. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1983 | I think your rendering of the Late Triassic dinosaurs was on point. Sign my tail? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1984 | No, no. It says "MEET the author," not "EAT the author." | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1985 | I'm bettin' his species hasn't evolved to reading 'm's' | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1986 | He loves her books, but he doesn't know how to say it. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1987 | I have some issues with your book, "How All The Dinosaurs Died." | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1988 | He's definitely a critic! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1989 | What we had was private. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1990 | And I just love when your reptilian heroine saves humanity. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1991 | The knight started it and I'm suing for libel. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1992 | Miss A. Elk did not properly anticipate the blowback from her sequel. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1993 | ...For Lunch - Ha Ha Ha! | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1994 | I’m sorry you’re upset, but the sign clearly says “meet the author,” not “eat the author.” | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1995 | You better not take four books to introduce my character | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1996 | Thank you for signing my book! I love every word of it. Could you make it out to Thesaurus? | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1997 | I only wanted to say you depiction of dragons is anachronistic and cliche | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1998 | Yes, you can address the inscrition to The-saurus, thanks. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1999 | No, it doesn't say eat the author. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2000 | Meet the antagonist. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
2001 | Call my agent and I'll write you into the sequel next year. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2002 | I've got a bone to pick with him! | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2003 | Dammit Sheila, people will figure out that I'm D-anon... | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2004 | Mermaids, mermaids, mermaids! We demand diversity! | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2005 | Another poorly researched Puff piece | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2006 | Sorry, I thought you wrote about a thesaurus. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2007 | If you don’t change the title of your “Jurassic Pork” cookbook, I’ll change your sign to “Meat, The Author!” | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2008 | I will sue you for the cultural appropriation of our dinosaurs' traditions in your childish books | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2009 | So am I a figment of your imagination now? | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2010 | How dare you write that we didn’t exist! | 1.2476 | 0.05707 | 105 | 87 | 10 | 8 |
2011 | All I'm saying is when you use terminology like extinct, it's triggering. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
2012 | I read your book. Please tell me more about the myth of the dragon. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
2013 | I did not give you the right to publish my story! | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2014 | In chapter 2, one was eating an author not an accountant! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2015 | 2:01 PM - Eat the author. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2016 | Yes, these are for me. Are you implying I’m too old for YA books? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2017 | I loved your book. I ate it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2018 | I've been waiting a long time for the sequel. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2019 | I was Donald's high school prom date and boy do I have stories to tell | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2020 | I have a bone to pick with you. I am a vegetarian not a carnivore. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2021 | Do you think he realizes the difference between Meet and Eat? | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2022 | Is “Eat the Author” still scheduled for 3 P.M.? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2023 | I thought we agreed I wouldn’t get slayed this time, Karen. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2024 | You fucking cunt! | 1.2474 | 0.06048 | 97 | 81 | 8 | 8 |
2025 | Could you sign mine, T. REX" | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2026 | I thought I was the one living in a cave until I read your tweets. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2027 | No, I don't want a signed copy. I told you these things in confidence, Sheryl! | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2028 | I thought it said Arthur | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2029 | Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was EAT the author at 2 p.m. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2030 | Karen can turn into a real monster when she wants to talk to a manager badly enough. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2031 | You need to change that ending ! | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
2032 | It feels like I’ve been waiting here since the Mesozoic era. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2033 | My lawyers told me not to meet you till court day, but how dare you sit here and sign my story? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2034 | To be honest, I found the plot unrealistic | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2035 | You know the author's bad when the line's as short as my arms! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2036 | Not all dragons love tacos! | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2037 | I didn't mean to make this a negative history about you all. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
2038 | Your book's description of my death were greatly exaggerated. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
2039 | How come your dragons are always underwritten? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2040 | How dare you write about a giant lizard? You don't have lived experience as a giant lizard. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2041 | The giant reptile came out of nowhere, attacking with no real motivation, much like the villains in Tammy's novels. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2042 | Wonderful read! The hero's life story is incredibly similar to mine. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2043 | For all I care, you can take your book and the asteroid that comes with it and drop them both onto the Yucatan Peninsula! | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
2044 | The way the hero slays the dragon offends me | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
2045 | Strings and ceiling wax?! I want royalties lady!! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2046 | I thought the sign said, ‘Eat the author at 2’ | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2047 | Im pretty sure the brochure said "eat the author" | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2048 | Please sign, 'an old flame to another.’ | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2049 | She wrote him as a Megalosaur but he's a vegan. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2050 | Well, I think the portrayal definitely plays into dinosaur stereotyping! | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2051 | Sorry, the data just doesn't support your recollection of the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2052 | Your portrayal of dragons is misinformed, misguided and miscdraconic. You WILL be hearing from my solicitor. | 1.2453 | 0.05657 | 106 | 88 | 10 | 8 |
2053 | For MY cookbook idea, all the different animals taste like human. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2054 | Thank you, it started when I dressed as Harry Potter to meet J.K. Rowling. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2055 | Says he fact-checked her book.... | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2056 | Excuse me, ma'am. You're in my chair. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2057 | You culturally appropriated my story, lady. I want residuals. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2058 | Hey! You aren't George R. R. Martin! Mom and Dad, you lied. | 1.2453 | 0.05814 | 106 | 89 | 8 | 9 |
2059 | Megafan! Just had to eat you--sorry-- greet you in person! | 1.2453 | 0.03865 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2060 | When I read your book, it was the first time I really felt seen. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2061 | No feathers on this body, honey, I'm all reptilian. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2062 | Meet? I thought it was eat the author! | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2063 | Can you sign my copy "To my favorite mammal"? Ahhh.....It's for a friend. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2064 | Do you have anything on meteors? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2065 | I thought your treatment of the protagonist was very shallow. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2066 | Just wanted to clear up that myth in your book about us being extinct | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2067 | I liked the ending but the middle dragged on. | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2068 | I never said any of that stuff about my mother. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2069 | Oh, it's not for me. Make it out to Ty Rex, please. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2070 | On page 39 you have put it in quotes,but I never said that. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2071 | You misquoted me in your book! | 1.2453 | 0.04703 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2072 | Please sign it, "To Puff, the literate dragon." | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2073 | I thought it said "Meat - the Author" | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2074 | Enough fluff. I just want something I can sink my teeth into. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2075 | I thought your sign said meet the others. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2076 | I loved it, but the ending just slayed me. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2077 | She won't sign it, he burned through her last three. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2078 | Why didn't you name it THE DRAGON and Tommy? | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2079 | And, when exactly will the dinosaur villain trope end in this series? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2080 | Read it again. It says, 'MEET the author.' | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2081 | You think you’re so advanced just because your fingers reach the keyboard! | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2082 | Look, just like her bestsellers her fans too are timeless. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2083 | You probably don't remember me, but we met in Ibiza last year. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2084 | It's 2PM. I'm here to eat the author. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2085 | I don’t have all day. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2086 | I trusted you. How could you write those terrible things? This is not just a simple "bad dragon gone terrible" story. This is about ME. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2087 | Honestly, you portrayed me as kind of an asshole and that’s not cool | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2088 | What happened in Jurassic Park should have stayed in Jurassic Park! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2089 | What do you know about post-apocalyptic fiction? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2090 | Carole, you portrayed me as a monster. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2091 | Actually, could you please make it out to my son? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2092 | Seems like an age has passed since we got in line. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2093 | In book 7, Xelro mates with Kizanyr the Winged Death. The sex is, uh, not realistic. And sort of offensive? But I realize it must be hard for you to research this kind of thing. So, I’m in a dragons-only polycule in Bushwick, and we’re having a party | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
2094 | You'll be hearing from us on Twitter. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2095 | These signings do drag-on | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2096 | New Trump tell-all reveals that generals privately believed he was a ten-foot tall dinosaur and a big stupid poopypants - Satire, from the Quill of Andy Borowitz, Esquire | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2097 | Make it out to ... oh, shoot! It’s Latin but I’m not evolved enough to spell it! | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2098 | You lied - I was the hero, you 2 timer! | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2099 | Please read the passage that soothes the savage beast. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
2100 | I'm sorry, but I was expecting Maurice Sendak. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2101 | You fake news people lie that we were all killed off by some damn meteor. | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
2102 | you know, right now, seeing you in this light, no, i wouldnt say you’re ugly | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2103 | That chapter about extinctions? Weak. I'm what you'd call an Asteroid Denier. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2104 | „You‘re the one living in a fantasy world Judith, not me“ | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2105 | Don't you remember. Kong was the other guy. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2106 | I don't know who your sources are, Lady, but i am _not_ a herbivore. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2107 | Did you really have to mention that I am a dinosaur?? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2108 | I really identified with your fire breathing protagonist. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2109 | Do I look extinct to you, Ms. Know-It-All? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2110 | Her stories came to life like never before, unfortunately he couldn't reach her. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2111 | You’re doing physical book signings, and I’m the dinosaur. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2112 | Oh, I heard, “EAT’ the author! My bad. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2113 | Forget it. I’m out of time already. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2114 | Hello, this is the man inside the dinosaur talking. Do you know where the bathroom is? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2115 | Sign em' or I'll eat you. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2116 | I'm a big fan. Your books are delicious. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2117 | I told you a lot of that stuff OFF the record! | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2118 | I’m sorry if you’re no longer my muse, but Dungeons and Dragon’s just weren’t selling. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2119 | Make it out to Rawr, Grrr, Argh, Rah, and Ohhh! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2120 | I told you about my childhood in the strictest of confidence | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2121 | I have a bone to pick with you about the way dinosaurs are depicted in your book - we do read, but not your books anymore. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2122 | Would you inscribe: 'Sorry Rex, Jane Goodall had a relationship with gorillas that I failed to develop with dinosaurs.' | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2123 | Why do dragons always have to be the bad guys? We have feelings too. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2124 | Is Godzilla with one "L" or two? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2125 | Extinct? Really? | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2126 | Wow. The Cats & Jammers are back. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2127 | Extinct?!! I'll show you extinct! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2128 | Sorry, but that book signing is in the basement - my book's about African Violets. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2129 | I hear the author is meat at 2:00 p.m. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2130 | You were supposed to turn me into a frog... | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2131 | I came because I heard it as "eat" the author. | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2132 | I devoured every word of it. Do you have anything to say about that? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2133 | Did you really think saying that this book is not based on real life events would keep people from tweeting mean things about me? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2134 | My error. I thought it said EAT the author at 2 p.m. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2135 | I've been waiting centuries to meet you. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2136 | What exactly did you say about me? | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2137 | Write something funny. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2138 | Do we live happily ever after in this one? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2139 | Mr. Trump was not happy either. It is what it is. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2140 | Hey, you're not Dinah Shore"..... | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2141 | I could relate to your main character's ability to ravage small towns. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2142 | How could you write me out in Chapter V? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2143 | I really dig your books! You're my favorite archaeologist! | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2144 | After reading this book, I wish I had gone extinct sooner. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2145 | Wanda, I've read the title page. You promised me co-authorship. My name isn't there, Wanda. Is there something you'd like to tell me? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2146 | The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. What's your excuse? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2147 | I see we are back to the creationism vs evolution debate | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2148 | So where is meat the author ? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2149 | Going my way? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2150 | Oh I’m sorry, I thought the sign said “eat the author”. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2151 | Oh, sorry! I thought this was one of those 'Eat the Author' events. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2152 | I don’t think he liked her take on creationism | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2153 | I totally object to your casual demonization of monsters! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2154 | Could you make it to "The former Prince of Sussex?" | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2155 | News Flash! We’re not extinct. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2156 | Well I'm very sorry that your friends Mothra, Rodan, Destoroyah, and King Ghidorah don't want their copies. No refunds. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2157 | may i question your extinction theory? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2158 | You mean to tell me you’re not Sandy Boynton, the author of Dinosaur Dance? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2159 | Yeah you can make it out to my friend Pete. P, as in Pterodactyl. | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2160 | A brutal death, again, Susan? God damn! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2161 | You ruined my ending | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2162 | Some of us dinosaurs still appreciate the feel of turning a page | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2163 | Don't worry, I'm a vegan. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2164 | This wild thing is still waiting on her royalties. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2165 | Despite her spin off success, she quickly learned not all dinosaurs can be trained. | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
2166 | You can't intimidate me Mr. President! They call me "the Notorious," and I'm Brooklyn tough. | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
2167 | I heard that book publishing is a dinosaur medium, and wanted to find out what all the fuss is about. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2168 | I said I hated working with Jeff Goldblum, I never said I wanna bite his head off." | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2169 | Fiction or not, it's defamation of character. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2170 | Apparently he's upset about the reference to the president as a 'dinosaur'! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2171 | I wanted to meet my creator. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2172 | I used to be out-of-print, too. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2173 | And on page 78, you have me saying ‘ROAR’ when I distinctly said ‘RAWR’! | 1.2404 | 0.05715 | 104 | 87 | 9 | 8 |
2174 | You misspelled 'eat'. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2175 | These family tell-all books really bring out the crazy uncles. | 1.2404 | 0.04531 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2176 | You’re Meat, the author, right? | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
2177 | You probably think you're too classy to appear at comic-con. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2178 | Not enough dragons. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2179 | As a survivor, I want to thank you for doing Chicxulub justice. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2180 | I'd like you to inscribe it to my mother. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2181 | I’m still here. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2182 | I simply devoured your first novel. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2183 | I know, I’m early. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2184 | I've waited for eons to get to the front of the line and now you're telling me it's the wrong line!? | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
2185 | Could you sign it to my brother Rex? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2186 | I hope he didn't think it was a meet and eat. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2187 | Just loved the part when the professor puts the goat in the cage. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2188 | I have just been re discovered in a cave and I am here to tell you there are errors in your book | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2189 | Why is everything in past tense? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2190 | I'm thinking this thing has a bone to pick with the author. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2191 | If you write a political tell-all, you gotta factor in the Administration's response. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2192 | Can you believe how long I've been waiting? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2193 | Thank you for exposing Mr. Trump. My friends need to read this. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2194 | The Philosoraptor disagreed with her argument for intelligent design. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2195 | You know I can’t push the books closer to you | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2196 | I have been waiting 65 million years for this! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2197 | I don't know what his issue is, but outside he was so mad he was breathing fire. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2198 | Any resemblance is purely coincidental? | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2199 | Please make that out 'To Rex' | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2200 | Oh sorry. I thought the sign outside said "Eat the Author". | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2201 | I thought you might like to have a drink with me later. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2202 | Don't worry. She wrote 'Aunt Dimity Slays the Dragon.' | 1.2404 | 0.05715 | 104 | 87 | 9 | 8 |
2203 | Let's discuss Chapter 3. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2204 | I didn't give you a release to use my picture in your book! I was living a very nice extinct life and you ruined it! I'm gonna sue! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2205 | Yes, we attend signings, not just burnings. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2206 | Oh. I thought they said it was an "Eat the Author" event! | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2207 | And you said you’d never tell. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2208 | The promo encouraged folks from the Jurassic Period, not the Late Jurassic Period. | 1.2404 | 0.04926 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2209 | I could've sworn my invite said, 'eat' the author. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2210 | Puff, on the verge of a, "Boy Named Sue," moment. | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
2211 | I''m outraged by you cultural appropriation. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2212 | I found the ending far too fantastical. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2213 | Receipt? You really need to see my receipt? You sure about that? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2214 | I’ve been, like, waiting for a selfie for like, 65 billion years | 1.2404 | 0.05876 | 104 | 88 | 7 | 9 |
2215 | A real page turner"? Certainly not for the brachially challenged | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2216 | I loved your first book, but this one tasted terrible! | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2217 | Why would they want to meet you; am I not the main character? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2218 | And “murderous teeth”? You try breaking out of that lab with these arms! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2219 | I said Michele, with one L! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2220 | I hope you have one hell of a lawyer. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2221 | Grrrr. I thought it was going to be Meat, the author. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2222 | I’ve been waiting 243 million years for this exact moment. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2223 | We loved your last cookbook, 'Meg's Meals of the Mesozoic' | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2224 | I feel that I was unfairly represented in your book | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2225 | Your novel was wonderful, however I found the irony in chapter six difficult to digest | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2226 | I’m looking for a book on Climate Change | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2227 | I'm here to pick up some copies for The Creation Museum. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2228 | If you thought what I said for your book was so bad or dangerous, why didn’t you just immediately report it? | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
2229 | You say these books are Fantasy but I think we both know that's not true, Joyce." | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2230 | Could you try writing a book where I''m not slain | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2231 | Your book - 'The Extinction Conspiracy' .It spoke to me. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2232 | Charlotte hoped the sewer monster had not recognized himself as the antagonist in chapter seven. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2233 | ...and I’m supposed to believe that your antagonist, a self-destructive monster with anger issues named ‘Zilla,’ was just a figment of your imagination? We dated for four and a half years, Diane! You owe me a few basic courtesies! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2234 | Why would you end the series with Bella and Edward together?! Jacob treats her so much better! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2235 | It'll be like Beauty and the Beast, you said. You'll get the girl in the end, you said. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2236 | When I read to my kids I need a fire resistant book. You didn’t think to make any? None? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2237 | Pretty sure she won't enforce the one-book limit. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2238 | So, you called me extinct! Do I look extinct? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2239 | Then where is the line to eat the author? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2240 | In the future, I'll try not to describe my books as "easy to pick up and hard to put down." | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2241 | No, this is not the signing for Jurassic Park. | 1.2400 | 0.05881 | 100 | 84 | 8 | 8 |
2242 | You've heard of tyrannosaurus? Brontosaurus? So why can't you sign "For Thesaurus"? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2243 | No, sorry, I'm Michelle Crichton. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2244 | FYI, I’m sweet and loving. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2245 | Sure hope he had lunch. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2246 | Who are you calling extinct? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2247 | I'll tell you whose unfit to level Tokyo, that overrated King Kong and lying Mothra, that's who. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2248 | But did you have to portray me as such a monster? | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2249 | Please sign it "affectionately." It's for my children | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2250 | My mother always told me that I should never burn any bridges. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2251 | How come the humans got to live, but the dragons didn't?! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2252 | I did not know how to tell you so that you would believe that we are not extinct. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2253 | I told you that nightmare in confidence! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2254 | Norbert, I really can't compensate you for your role in the story, you'll have to talk to my attorney . . . | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2255 | I couldn't identify with the characters. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2256 | Oh boy! Probably a climate change denier who is not too happy about her book on Trump's colorful relationship with truth. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2257 | Oh, so you write ‘fiction’ now? Well, it was REAL to me, Janice! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2258 | Hi Godzilla, long time no see. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2259 | What about our NDA? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2260 | We're not all extinct, you know. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2261 | About the use of the meteor strike to kill off your character Rex... | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2262 | Don’t you think that age is only a number? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2263 | Sign it to Roget Thesaurus. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2264 | Jane Rowling was a bit shocked when the main character of her new novel suddenly appeared at the reading and claimed the violation of his personal rights. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2265 | you made me a “fictional” character | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2266 | Sorry, the David Attenborough signing was moved to the 5th | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2267 | Were you just going to wait for us all to disappear? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2268 | Can you tell me where to find books on global warming? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2269 | My bad. I thought it said Eat the Author at 2pm. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2270 | Your latest work, “Thesaurus”, was extremely disappointing! | 1.2376 | 0.05655 | 101 | 84 | 10 | 7 |
2271 | There was no happy ending for the author; at precisely 2:01, the fire alarms went off. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2272 | My bad. I thought the announcement said "eat the author." | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2273 | But I’m telling you, ma’am, that I am the author speaking at today’s meeting. See—I’ve brought autographed copies of my book to sell. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2274 | Fiction my ASS! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2275 | The term is homophone, but I will gladly sign a copy of my vegetarian cookbook for you. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2276 | Monster meets his Maker | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2277 | What. Have. You. Done,with my people? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2278 | I didn't authorize you to write my bio! You'll be hearing from my lawyer! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2279 | You got my ancestors all wrong. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2280 | Uh, I mistakenly heard that it was “Eat the author at 2pm.” | 1.2366 | 0.05999 | 93 | 78 | 8 | 7 |
2281 | Please sign it 'To Dino, my biggest fan.' | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2282 | We are often misunderstood. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2283 | Dyslectic Dragon! | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2284 | How dare you call that other guy King of the Beasts! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2285 | I really don't like the way you portrayed my kind in Chapter 3" | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2286 | No, I didn't use your proper name in the story...so you are safe. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2287 | I've traveled through time to fix your book. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2288 | Dam! I heard it was EAT THE AUTHOR! | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2289 | "Well, I'm not surprised. The reviews said that it would have wide appeal | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2290 | Yes, I understand that you're marketing this as "high fantasy", but the fact is, we still signed a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2291 | You're lucky stegosaurus is the bad guy this time! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2292 | Adored it, but the critics will eat you alive. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2293 | How dare you intimate that I am an extinct monster?! | 1.2366 | 0.05999 | 93 | 78 | 8 | 7 |
2294 | My character is purple and sings happy songs with children; any resemblance to other theropods, imaginary or hallucinated, is purely coincidental. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2295 | Ickabog’s my name. Just wanted to say you’ll be hearing from my attorney. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2296 | 'Reptilian' you wrote, do I look Reptilian to you? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2297 | Evolution, seriously? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2298 | You could at least made me more sympathetic in your book. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2299 | Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously...” Really, Karen | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2300 | Her latest book did tend to dragon | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2301 | I have some problems with the statements you made about how Godzilla isn't a real dinosaur. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2302 | What do you know about half breed representation? | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2303 | I'd like to know who vetted your research. | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
2304 | This author is a lot older than she looks. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2305 | I just wanna be loved by little children. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2306 | Your "tell all" made me out to be a monster! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2307 | I just had to meet the woman who peered into the depths of my soul and wrote my life ! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2308 | The sign says "Meet the Author" not "Eat the Author" | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2309 | I'm a Bigfano'saurs. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2310 | So Miss Fancy Paleontologist, what do you say now? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2311 | When the characters come to life... | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2312 | But we are omnivores!! | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2313 | Happily ever after?! Says who? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2314 | I heard it's a pretty juicy item | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
2315 | I have a bone to pick with you about your depiction of me in the book! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2316 | Who has a pea-sized brain! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2317 | The Memoirist’s Mother at 1:59 PM | 1.2353 | 0.05775 | 102 | 86 | 8 | 8 |
2318 | I burned through your other books. | 1.2353 | 0.05775 | 102 | 86 | 8 | 8 |
2319 | How could you kill off Daenerys, I really related to that character. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2320 | Next time, try writing about something you know something about! | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2321 | Just what makes you think you know enough about dinosaurs to write a book? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2322 | Lies -- all lies -- Fake Book!! | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2323 | I spilled my guts to you for that book! If I don’t get comped, this’ll be EAT THE AUTHOR day. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2324 | I was writing about amphibians, not reptiles. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2325 | I thought your book tasted really good. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2326 | Your book is full of mammoth lies". | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2327 | I’m sorry sir, the eat-and-greet was at noon | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2328 | I demand to know why fire-breathing reptiles are always the villains in your books. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2329 | As your muse I demand compensation. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2330 | Do you have any idea how long I have been waiting to meet you? | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2331 | Oh, you're already having a greet-and-meet but haven't paid me for using me as a character? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2332 | Every dog has its day | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
2333 | I didnt like the way you described me as reptilian | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2334 | No, what’s tremendous is the way you convey angst. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2335 | Has it got a fairytale ending? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2336 | I think I’ve been waiting long enough! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2337 | New Yorker cartoonists can only draw one woman. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2338 | You won’t believe how far I came for you to sign these. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2339 | David, we really have to stop meeting like this. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2340 | Yeah, well, they used to say the author was dead, too. And yet, here we are. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2341 | I don’t have opposable thumbs, so when is the e-Book? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2342 | Okay, so maybe we're cold-blooded as a species, it doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good romance novel." | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2343 | You'll hear from my lawyers... | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2344 | You took as lot of liberties with my species inner feelings | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2345 | Your "Shorthand Style Guide" did not deliver. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2346 | As a proud Draco-American, I find it racially insensitive to be constantly referred to as "mythical." | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2347 | Dragon fire, what kind of title is that? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2348 | How Alice Peabody, author of The Unauthorized Biography of Godzilla, met her demise. | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
2349 | Assuming there’s anyone to meet when we get up there. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2350 | Let's just say that I have questions concerning how Mr Paper portraited me even if he used the pseudonym Puff. | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
2351 | It's a Thesaurus? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2352 | A Thesaurus rex, I'll bet. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2353 | Oh, isn’t that funny. On the radio, I thought they said ‘Meat, the author.’ | 1.2347 | 0.06120 | 98 | 84 | 5 | 9 |
2354 | Yeah? Well I got my own theory on asteroids | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2355 | Okay, so you're not extinct, and I do apologize for saying that you have a tiny brain. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2356 | You portray me as a complete predator in your book, and I am very offended. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2357 | The whole chapter on climate change kind of freaked me out. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2358 | And you call your self a paleontologist. We may not be able to hug but at least we didn't cause climate change. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2359 | Evolving a Better You" had me all excited at first | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2360 | and just why did you write Dragonslayer? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2361 | Carol, I deserve better dialogue and character development. And frankly, how about I get the damsel to make it more interesting? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2362 | Sorry, but Stephen King will be at tomorrow's Meet the Author. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2363 | I can't wait for the damned sequel, what happens after the meteorite hits earth? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2364 | Breathing is a normal function for dragons, but you made it seem disgusting | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2365 | I've got a fossilized bone to pick with you! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2366 | Tell him we were here before | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2367 | Do you write from experience or is it all just imagination? | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2368 | Now..let’s speak about that spell on page 332... | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2369 | , “ your book is not too sympathetic for a character that literally has fire coming out of his mouth; that’s a serious condition!” | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2370 | I'm sorry, I thought the invitation was to "Eat the Author." Jackson Gillman, Onset MA | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2371 | Fiction section? Think again! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2372 | My publisher said I had to chose between keeping the dragon or the troll under the bridge. It's not personal, Mark. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2373 | Sincere apology then...the timeline for the extinction of the dinosaurs was just an estimate. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2374 | Beats me. I thought it was an allegory. | 1.2323 | 0.05712 | 99 | 83 | 9 | 7 |
2375 | I feel that Draco is a misunderstood character... | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2376 | You're great at endings but the middles tend to drag on. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2377 | I'm a huge fantasy. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2378 | Who let the Rex out? Who? Who? Who? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2379 | I don’t think she considered that writing about a knight who slays a dragon might trigger some of her readers. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2380 | Assuming I wouldn't enjoy your romance novel is a bit derogative, don't you think? I'm a dragon, not a monster. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2381 | It was a dark and stormy knight. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2382 | Books are dinosaurs but good luck. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2383 | On behalf of your fans from 100 million years ago, we are just devastated that you killed off Stephanie and Derek. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2384 | Credit-stealer! | 1.2323 | 0.06062 | 99 | 85 | 5 | 9 |
2385 | Darlene, you promised I'd be unrecognizable! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2386 | What do you mean the book cannot be in the current affairs section anymore? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2387 | It’s like you were really there, ya know? | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2388 | Oh he “Slayed” me? Come on, it’s 2020. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2389 | I’m not really happy with your portrayal of me as terrifying monster, hellbent on destroying the world. I’m a dentist for crying out loud. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2390 | I shouldn't have gotten in line so early. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2391 | Finally, someone who understands the world of print publishing | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2392 | Your last book about dungeons seemed to be missing something. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2393 | I'm here for the book burning | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2394 | You wanna explain Cancel Culture? Where do I begin? | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2395 | I'm sorry you don't like how I portrayed your side of the story, but I'm sticking with what I said. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2396 | I promise, in the sequel, you will be portrayed as the savior. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2397 | plagiarist! | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2398 | You don’t recognize me from Game of Thrones?! | 1.2300 | 0.05660 | 100 | 84 | 9 | 7 |
2399 | Oh, my mistake. I thought it said EAT the author. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2400 | Well, Dino, you may be obsolete, but books never will be! | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2401 | I didn't mean to offend you in the book. Yes, of course, I can give you a 20% discount today! | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2402 | I’m your biggest fan. Literally. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2403 | Gladys, how could you? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2404 | Sorry. People tell me I have a 'Resting Bitch Face'. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2405 | You don't know how long I waited to meet you. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2406 | I told you that in confidence Patrice! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2407 | Your work’s really good for getting my teeth into. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2408 | Can you sign it “To Rex?” | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2409 | You better get your facts straight before your next book on extinction. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2410 | Please tell me I won't have to wait another 150 Million years for the sequel. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2411 | On line invitation said “Eat the Author” | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2412 | ‘Short-armed vulgarian,’ my ass! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2413 | I could swear I heard "Eat the author." | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2414 | I can't read, but you do look tasty. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2415 | I found your book difficult to read, mostly because I couldn't hold it high enough to see the words. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2416 | You took me completely out of context. And you won't like me when I'm angry. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2417 | Meet? Meet! I was told it was 'Eat the Author". What a waste! I could have been sampling Open Mike at the Comedy Cellar. | 1.2268 | 0.05771 | 97 | 82 | 8 | 7 |
2418 | Don't worry. This won't take long. It's a vegetarian. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2419 | He can't read, he thinks that its says eat the author 2 P.M. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2420 | What happened to the all-animal band? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2421 | No -- the book's called 'Sleighing for Dummies.' | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2422 | It doesn't have a book to sign. I think it has a quibble about the use of the word "prehistoric." | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2423 | I bought your first book Living in the Present. I want my money back. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2424 | It didn't like the ending when the asteroid hits | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2425 | You're taking a break NOW? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2426 | WHY NOT.....YOU dress up. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2427 | You promised I'd remain an unnamed Saurus! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2428 | You're right, it doesn't say "Eat"! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2429 | All I'm saying is the posters for your Dragon Ball book launch are awfully misleading. | 1.2268 | 0.05285 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2430 | I understand the premise of your book is that dinosaurs didn't exist. | 1.2268 | 0.05954 | 97 | 83 | 6 | 8 |
2431 | I find your portrayal of man-eating dragons to be totally insensitive. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2432 | What do you mean, you don't sign E-books? This is the 21st Century, right? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2433 | Well, well, Marcia, I guess we all knew this day would come. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2434 | That character is not derivative! It's pure libel! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2435 | You spelled my name wrong! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2436 | I'm a big fan . I've eaten every one your books . | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2437 | So you think you know enough about dragons to write novels about them, do you? | 1.2268 | 0.05771 | 97 | 82 | 8 | 7 |
2438 | I’ve always wanted to eat the author. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2439 | I thought this was EAT the author | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2440 | You misspelled my name. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2441 | Extinct? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2442 | Just when I was getting over our break-up, you had to write a tell-all book? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2443 | She said you stole her idea from the 1970s. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2444 | Actually I'm relieved. I hate to be the one to point out historical inaccuracies. | 1.2268 | 0.05771 | 97 | 82 | 8 | 7 |
2445 | I’m having trouble reading your book... | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2446 | You'll be hearing from my lawyers! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2447 | My name is GODZILLA! You wrote about me but didn't use my name! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2448 | Just once can’t the dragon be the hero of the story! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2449 | Could you make it out to "My dear friend, Barney." | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | I like your writing style, but feel cold-blooded killer was misleading. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2451 | I love your Draconian writing. | 1.2268 | 0.05285 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2452 | I'm your biggest fan, by far. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2453 | Science fiction authors taste he best. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2454 | Where's an asteroid when you need it? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2455 | I’m reeeeeeealy hoping that’s a costume. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2456 | Totally worth missing my lunch for this | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2457 | And all this time I thought it was “Eat the Author.” | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2458 | Sorry, thought this was the line to the restroom. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2459 | I wish you had let it stay buried. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2460 | I don't want a damn autograph—I want some recognition." | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2461 | You've spelt my name wrongly | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2462 | How did you come up with the big bang ending | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2463 | If I give you a copy of my memoir, would you pass it on to your agent? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2464 | Just say, “To my mother, who I never call, but who I feel comfortable humiliating, in writing, to complete strangers in my new novel.” Something like that. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2465 | I wish her fans would save the big productions for Comic-Con. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2466 | Meet, eat...a natural mistake, right? | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2467 | I'm here for the meet and eat. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2468 | Did you hire a single stegosaurus as a sensitivity reader? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2469 | Wait... you’re not Dinha Shore. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2470 | Dragon Lives Matter, George! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2471 | Love your work, but disagree with the whole asteroid premise | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2472 | What do you mean,"homophone confusion?" | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2473 | Well you can tell Little Jackie Paper that Honalee is getting just a wee bit boring. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2474 | You can't just rewrite history. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2475 | Your use of a meteor strike is disrespectful. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2476 | Just sign it "with love to my friend Rex". | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2477 | Sylvia's embarrassment turned to fear as she realized they had met previously. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2478 | And your ending, with the asteroids, I never saw it coming. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2479 | I'm a VEGETARIAN! How dare you call me a "pea-brained killing monster". | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2480 | Autograph, Shmautograph! You’re mémoire made me look like a monster! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2481 | Do I sign it: To: Mr. Rex?, or is this a gift? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2482 | You’re kind of a first, although there is an elephant in the room | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2483 | ‘Happily Ever After?’A bit cliché of an ending, if you don’t mind me saying so. Also, on page 77, you used a semicolon instead of... | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2484 | I'm more than just a plot device to advance the knight's story arc, you know. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2485 | Are you sure this book will improve my relationships?" | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2486 | I wondered what you looked like | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2487 | Your representation of me is pre-historically inaccurate. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2488 | No, Helen, YOU tell him he has to get back in line each time. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2489 | I don't think he even read it | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2490 | Who farted? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2491 | I though she was fair, but I can see how he'd be pissed. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2492 | Do you think it was fair not to get my side of the story? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2493 | I, er need this translated into ancient draconic-is that too much to ask? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2494 | I self-published the same story long before you dug it up. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2495 | So you really think I'm extinct? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2496 | No sir, it says “meet.” With an “M”. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2497 | Meet"! I thought they said "Eat" | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2498 | I can't tell you how long I've waited for this sequel. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2499 | Not only is calling the killer "cold blooded" a cliche, it's taxonomic appropriation. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2500 | Excuse me, I thought the sign said, “Eat the author 2 PM” | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2501 | I'll tear you to shreds--how dare you write about our wild fling! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2502 | Have you ever considered fireproof paper? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2503 | The impact of your Paleo diet book was bigger than I expected. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2504 | You conveniently left out the part where Danny dumped me for another dinosaur. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2505 | It's an excellent book; my complaint is with its misclassification as fiction. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2506 | You got it all wrong. I'm related to birds, not lizards. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2507 | I just devour everything. I can't get enough of you! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2508 | Mary, why didn't you give me the editing credit you promised you would give me? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2509 | I want a ten percent royalty. After all, I’m the inspiration for all your “Timmy and the Monster” books. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2510 | Remember how you longed for the unpredictable excitement that would come with getting published? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2511 | What were you implying with "Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth"? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2512 | Sign them all to me. I keep incinerating them when I sneeze | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2513 | This has tips on minimizing scales, right? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2514 | It was supposed to be our private dragon fantasy. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2515 | Can you make it out to 'hideous, bloodthirsty monster', please? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2516 | I devoured your book. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2517 | Enough with the cultural appropriation, J.K. It's not your tale to tell. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2518 | I’ve a bone to pick with you, Bernice! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2519 | If I could grip a pen, I’d be sitting there | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2520 | Have you even met one of us?! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2521 | Not for the last time, Gina regrets not crediting her co-author, Xcthandala. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2522 | I must say, I found your focus on ‘the beast within’ to be particularly refreshing. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2523 | I could have stayed home if you had replied to my DM. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2524 | I got turned around. Did an ape, last name Kong, come through here? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2525 | I told you to make my character more soft and emotional, not full of rage | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2526 | I thought those interviews were off the record. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2527 | With all the violence permeating this world, explain again why the protagonist is a dragon slayer. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2528 | ...and what did you mean by ‘Prehistoric’? | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2529 | Wart realized: the real monster was capitalism. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2530 | I waited 65 million years for a cliff hanger?! | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2531 | To Ty, thanks | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2532 | A tale of epic proportions | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2533 | Why can't you put out a small-print edition for those of us with tiny forepaws? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2534 | My fire breathing issues were personal, Linda. We discussed this. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2535 | How dare you write about prehistoric creatures as a human woman? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2536 | It's sad that her fan base is disappearing. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2537 | Reading your book was truly a life-changing experience." | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2538 | No, I don't want an autograph; I want an apology for that "ridiculously undersized arms" on page 9. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2539 | It says meet, not eat sir! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2540 | My book club devoured your novel. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2541 | She wrote that it was a herbivore. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2542 | Who gave you permission to write about your mother? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2543 | Apologies. I thought it said, “Eat the author.” | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2544 | I thought this was a meet and eat event. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2545 | Pardon me, but I have a few issues with this so-called "Science Fiction" novel. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2546 | Your book reads like you've never even met a real dinosaur! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2547 | Sorry | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2548 | I don't care. It's 1:57 so you'll have to wait three minutes. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2549 | I'll try to hold my fire while you sign. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2550 | I thought the flyer said, "Eat the Author". | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2551 | I hope he liked the book. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2552 | My apologies; I misunderstood. I thought they said you were 'meat'. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2553 | I bumped into someone reading your last book; They were delicious... | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2554 | Aren't you a little old for this | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2555 | I thought you were writing my biography--why am I in the Fantasy section? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2556 | Local bookstore heats up as the Mother of Dragons' opens tell-all-memoir tour. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2557 | I heard it was Eat the author! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2558 | I mostly enjoyed your book but I do take umbrage at your assumption that we are all entirely extinct! | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 72 | 21 | 0 |
2559 | Are my feelings imaginary too? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2560 | I really burned through your book. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2561 | Well I heard - eat the author. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2562 | Big writer think she can do without thesaurus. | 1.2258 | 0.04744 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2563 | Sorry. M is mute in Dragonspeak. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2564 | I can only sign one book for you. It's been a long day and I'm draggin'. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2565 | I think the statement you made in your book that I didn't make the team as a wide receiver because I have alligator arms was racist. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2566 | Even though you misspelled my species name I still enjoyed the book thoroughly. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2567 | I thought it was eat the author at 2 p.m. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2568 | Why do we always have to be the bad guys? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2569 | Excuse me, but I am absolutely positive that I was told this was the line to eat the author. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2570 | I really like your story though the translation is bad. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2571 | Ancient literature | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2572 | Christ, you're an asshole | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2573 | Yeah, more of a comment than a question: I didn't find Conversations With Friends to be sufficiently Marxist. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2574 | You should know that I am nothing like the monster portrayed in your book. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2575 | I just think the adjective 'reptilian' is subjective. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2576 | I have waited in line for eons, and you can't personalize your signing for my wife? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2577 | Sixty-five million years I've been waiting in this line. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2578 | I thought we agreed that you would portray me as a petite blonde! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2579 | Now say, "I'm not scary." | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2580 | You cannot know a dragon's heart. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2581 | It's fake news spread by the chivalric media. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2582 | I should be behind the desk, not you. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2583 | You know you signed the Confidentiality Agreement about our affair. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2584 | I had to wait a long time for this | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2585 | You know nothing about me or my ancestors, Miss Dinosaurs-Never-Existed! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2586 | I don’t like how you appropriated my culture. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2587 | You're not Michael Crichton. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2588 | and they told me I was a dinosaur! | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2589 | Yes, that's right, it's called the Dragoon. Sorry, no refunds. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2590 | So you think you've evolved? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2591 | That’s ‘meet’, not ‘eat’, lizard breath. | 1.2258 | 0.05947 | 93 | 79 | 7 | 7 |
2592 | You really captured my lived experience. Especially the asteroid strike. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2593 | Must be some fan from the Pre-Covid-19 Era. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2594 | I got a bone to pick with the last chapter. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2595 | Oh sorry - I thought it said, "EET THE AUTHOR." | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2596 | I am not fictitious. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2597 | No one's gonna believe a word of this trash. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2598 | You wrote a tell-all?! I knew I shouldn't have fired you over Twitter... | 1.2258 | 0.04223 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2599 | I have an issue with your propagation of the "built in obsolescence" philosophy | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2600 | I'm here to eat you, literally. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2601 | The fifth extinction? Fake noose. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2602 | Too bad you hadn't written "How to Train Your Dragon" when my kids were small. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2603 | You know, no one is going to believe you. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2604 | Hello, Sandra. Remember me? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2605 | See honey, this guy is creative. Instead of wearing a mask, he wore a costume. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2606 | Yes, all five. They're for my reading group. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2607 | Oh, it's 'Meet' the author... with an M. Sorry, my mistake. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2608 | Loved the book! I just have a few corrections you might want to look at concerning the Jurassic period. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2609 | Meet the dragon lady of literature. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2610 | I am your biggest fan boy. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2611 | It’s Fiction!, No dragons were actually slaughtered | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2612 | I had a very strange reaction to your book... | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2613 | I thought the advertisement said eat the author at 2pm | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2614 | It’s Y not I. Pach Y cephalosaur. | 1.2258 | 0.04082 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2615 | The way you depict some characters is pretty biased, Ms. Rowling. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2616 | When will Stephen King be arriving? I mean I came all the way from Japan and managed to be on time. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2617 | I have a complaint with how you portrayed my character in your book. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2618 | MEET? I thought it was EAT! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2619 | You’re right. I did appropriate your experience. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2620 | Apparently she violated their NDA. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | I think I just ate the author. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2622 | Love, love, love it. Could have been a little scarier | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2623 | Im not going to tell him he jumped the line. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2624 | You got me through the awkward years | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2625 | Why do you keep dragon out signing my books? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2626 | Why not? You think I should give Jeff Bezos the business? | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2627 | I prefer a copy in a hide-bound spine, please | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2628 | There for my kids.Make it out to My Favorite Dragon. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2629 | Trump devalued masks.... | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2630 | You’ve painted me as a monster | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2631 | You were never this punctual when we were dating. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2632 | You here this! Maybe I should have a snickers she says, I’ll tell you what you can do with that snickers! | 1.2258 | 0.05947 | 93 | 79 | 7 | 7 |
2633 | I'm really unhappy with your depiction of our break-up. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2634 | St. George this and St. George that, you give no mention as to what the ASPCA had to say about it. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2635 | I never gave you permission to tell about our dreams. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2636 | I understand he's an expert at Dungeons & Dragons. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2637 | She should have done a zoom. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2638 | Big, stupid, tiny brain- you are toast lady | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2639 | Please mind the gap, or now known as: please social distance and wear a fire proof non-medical mask. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2640 | Martha, how dare you pass this off as fiction, after all our years together! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2641 | It’s “meet”, not “meat” you idiot. No wonder your species is going extinct. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2642 | Admit that the characters write themselves! Admit it! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2643 | Extinct? EXTINCT?? I've waited sixty million years for this. It's payback time. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2644 | You know, that book you use to find words with similar meanings... | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2645 | Independent bookstores are going extinct? Unoriginal, and frankly, distasteful. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2646 | I thought the ad said “Meat, the author!” | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2647 | I have a thing for historical nonfiction. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2648 | I need for you to sign five copies; one for me, one for my master, one for my aunt Mitilda, one for uncle Jeb and one for the little girl who lives down the lane." | 1.2258 | 0.03785 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2649 | I'd like to have a private word with you about the illainvay... | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2650 | I am offended by your portrayal of large Jurassic reptiles. And furthermore, I am not extinct. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2651 | Not to stereotype | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2652 | Sign it T.Rex xoxox or oxoxox. Your call. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2653 | Do you ever feel like you’re going extinct? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2654 | I don't like the way you wrote about my arms! | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2655 | I’ve been waiting for forever to meet you. | 1.2258 | 0.04082 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2656 | Do you have a large print edition ? | 1.2258 | 0.05214 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2657 | If you thought fire-breathing was bad, you should have said something right away. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2658 | Damn voicemail transcription read, "You are invited to eat the author." | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2659 | You're surprised? I got on this line eons ago, imagine how surprised I am. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2660 | No, Lady, it's g-i-g-a-n-t-O-s-a-u-r-u-s, with an O! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2661 | Maybe THIS will refresh your memory! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2662 | I loved the way you described your nightmares. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2663 | The sign says, 'meet' not eat 'the author.' | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2664 | You said I was extinct? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2665 | I could help you with a fire sale. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2666 | Do you think I live in a cave or somethin’? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2667 | Dammit, I said sign it to Tyrannosaurus rex, not Tillerson rex | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2668 | Get me out of your cook book! I make a chewy Stroganoff" | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2669 | You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2670 | I just want the audio; my arms are to short to hold a book. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2671 | With two E's? Dang. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2672 | Discovering it's the biography, not the autobiography, of Dinah Shore | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2673 | He has a monster crush on her. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2674 | Sooo, Ms. McCaffrey, on page 174........ | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2675 | You left out a huge part of "History of the World'. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2676 | I humbly take exception to your poorly-researched description of my visit to Avignon appearing on page 217. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | I am sorry sir but English has homonyms. Please note the spelling- “meet”. Additionally, there would otherwise be a comma missing. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2678 | I don't buy that 'Any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental' disclaimer. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2679 | Not even a mention in the Acknowledgments after all the help I gave you. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2680 | Man! It took me ages to get to the front of this queue! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2681 | Really?...‘FICTION’? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2682 | I've been waiting eons to meet her. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2683 | All I’m saying, Ms. Kolbert, is that “The Fifth Extinction” would’ve been a better title than “The Sixth Extinction.” | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2684 | And that's when I realized your book on time travel wasn't fiction. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2685 | I misread the sign....thought it said MEAT the author. | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2686 |