Contest #723


Cartoon

723

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We should be able to finish the album today, as long as no one rings the doorbell.”
  2. “Less woofer?”
  3. “That’s perfect. Get out the treats.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-09-06T15:44:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-09-20T15:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-09-14T15:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 21, 2020
Number of captions 6944
Number of responses 1325805
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Less woofer? 2.0737 0.00890 8123 2346 2841 2936
1 We should be able to finish the album today, as long as no one rings the doorbell. 1.9660 0.00735 12841 4685 3893 4237
2 A little more on the Woofer 1.9508 0.00633 15687 5352 5749 4561
3 I hate it when they hit those high notes that only they can hear. 1.9471 0.00725 12393 4393 4255 3724
4 Hootie IS the blowfish. 1.8613 0.00850 9451 3972 2802 2653
5 You should see what they did to the hotel room. 1.8532 0.01008 6827 2952 1931 1944
6 Watch what happens when I yell “squirrel “ 1.8392 0.00892 8332 3538 2596 2197
7 That's perfect. Get out the treats. 1.8277 0.00837 9085 3818 3023 2244
8 Do me a favor. Never ask me to help with one of your pet projects again. 1.8271 0.00806 9790 4108 3257 2411
9 They're all pretty good, except the fish...he just keeps playing scales. 1.8261 0.00720 11849 4867 4175 2789
10 PETA, Paw and Mary. 1.8041 0.00796 10388 4643 3128 2601
11 That is the only band we could get to play at Trump rally. 1.7988 0.00841 9903 4671 2535 2674
12 You should have heard them BEFORE they were neutered. 1.7871 0.00977 7094 3323 1963 1808
13 So I said, “Studio time? Fluffy, if you can find a fish that plays the trumpet, I’ll do the session for free.” 1.7801 0.01433 3097 1400 978 719
14 I thought they had a chick on vocals. 1.7756 0.01012 6425 3003 1864 1558
15 It's like Three Dog Night, Stray Cats, and Phish, all at once. 1.7727 0.00862 8333 3757 2710 1852
16 It's called 'You Left Forever and then Came Back.' 1.7632 0.01304 3990 1938 1059 993
17 Wanna risk headphones ?? 1.7508 0.01166 5353 2784 1122 1447
18 It's called "Let Me Out, Let Me In, Let me Out, Let Me In" 1.7447 0.01162 4692 2239 1412 1041
19 When you said the Animals were getting back together, this wasn’t what I expected. 1.7441 0.00828 8237 3656 3025 1544
20 Other than its novelty, what does the fish add? 1.7317 0.01209 4480 2228 1226 1026
21 Lose the fish. 1.7301 0.01258 3912 1881 1206 825
22 They had to replace the flounder because he was flat. 1.7270 0.00935 6897 3280 2210 1395
23 You know all those cute animal videos on YouTube? Yea, well now they want to get paid. 1.7265 0.01237 4161 2050 1199 912
24 Wait til you see the octopus on drums. 1.7236 0.00965 6381 3020 2100 1258
25 We need a wolfhound who plays bass. 1.7225 0.01206 5034 2736 960 1338
26 Trust me, if 3 chipmunks can pull this off, so can they. 1.7161 0.00911 6759 3133 2406 1210
27 This one is a heartwrenching Blues number about when their owner left the house for ten minutes 1.7131 0.00958 6588 3223 2028 1325
28 I don't know what this knob does, but when I twist it to the right, the dogs go crazy. 1.7086 0.00932 6427 3009 2274 1131
29 Check out Fishy Gillespie on the right 1.7056 0.01249 4205 2180 1083 942
30 The lyrics are harder to make out since the parrot left. 1.6986 0.01188 4014 1924 1376 714
31 They’re really great until the audience breaks out the laser pointers. 1.6967 0.00970 6400 3197 1939 1248
32 Hard to believe the keyboard player used to chase cars for a living 1.6957 0.00991 5607 2667 1983 950
33 We’ve got the woofer but we’re missing the tweeter 1.6891 0.00923 6477 3117 2245 1089
34 The fish is getting totally drowned out. 1.6787 0.00974 5835 2858 1984 983
35 I'm sure I told him to ask ASCAP to refer some musicians, not ASPCA. 1.6766 0.01063 5158 2603 1612 936
36 This cover of "You Don't Own Me" is heartfelt. 1.6755 0.01261 3593 1799 1161 633
37 When I play it backwards I keep getting " Fluffy is dead. 1.6735 0.01079 5194 2691 1486 998
38 You see NOTHING wrong with the name "Two White Bitches With Screamin' Pussies?" 1.6699 0.01684 2363 1310 523 530
39 There were some issues about the source of the guitar strings, but they've worked it out." 1.6656 0.01271 3550 1812 1115 623
40 Great to see them reunited. They used to fight like, well, you know. 1.6645 0.01658 2012 1007 673 332
41 Their breakout hit was 'Feed Me Tender'. 1.6627 0.01335 3644 2004 865 775
42 You know, I was 3rd in my class at NYU… 1.6566 0.01401 3445 1963 704 778
43 They're a rescue band. 1.6504 0.01161 4016 2037 1346 632
44 The shelter did say they were trained.. but who knew?!! 1.6501 0.01117 4350 2210 1450 687
45 Lead vocals couldn't make it. He's a little horse. 1.6483 0.01165 4160 2159 1292 700
46 Who is the cat on the bass? 1.6442 0.01160 4073 2099 1324 650
47 Now it's just "Pets", they dropped the Dixie. 1.6372 0.01390 2847 1487 906 454
48 Imagine there’s no leashes, it’s easy if you try... 1.6355 0.01231 3734 1983 1123 622
49 Again? Didn’t you just walk the keyboardist? 1.6323 0.01170 3827 1964 1303 558
50 They’re a pup-and-coming cover band. 1.6302 0.01424 3261 1904 659 698
51 Finally, a domesticated quintet. 1.6277 0.01428 3199 1860 670 669
52 Woofer level's good, love the scatting, but something still sounds a little fishy. 1.6269 0.00998 5226 2701 1757 752
53 Look, this beats watching them play poker all day. 1.6248 0.01206 3758 1995 1160 588
54 No. I'm not kidding. David Attenborough is their agent. 1.6210 0.01281 3744 2129 905 710
55 By 2021 this will seem completely normal. 1.6202 0.02052 1285 684 405 196
56 It began as a support group for pets whose owners were working from home. 1.6133 0.01253 3481 1882 1055 539
57 I heard these guys were wild but they seem so domesticated. 1.6133 0.01247 3685 2044 1022 619
58 The lead guitarist sounds like a really good boy. 1.6121 0.01226 3529 1887 1123 517
59 It’s 2020, who’s gonna notice? 1.6118 0.01312 3197 1742 944 503
60 Of course it's a blowfish! 1.6115 0.01828 1547 817 514 216
61 We'd still have a drummer if you'd shut that window. 1.6101 0.01388 2783 1500 868 415
62 I didn’t say ‘homeless’; I said ‘HOPELESS’ . 1.6034 0.01609 2519 1519 480 520
63 I’d say less bow, more wow and leave out the meow. 1.5984 0.01942 1387 753 438 196
64 less treble on the fish - he's a bass 1.5925 0.01293 3227 1798 938 482
65 Put Bob Dylan on the cover, you won't even be able to tell. 1.5920 0.02007 1419 813 372 234
66 It's much better without the dog whistle. 1.5917 0.01151 4379 2537 1081 746
67 The trombone player quit after he couldn't remember where he buried it. 1.5896 0.01506 2322 1304 681 337
68 With their owners home all of the time, they will do anything to get out of the house. 1.5859 0.02151 1135 630 345 160
69 They insisted on owning all the masters. 1.5824 0.01953 1360 757 415 188
70 Next time they leave it all on stage, you mop. 1.5816 0.02011 1238 677 402 159
71 The Turtles...now THAT was a band. 1.5816 0.01334 2820 1545 904 365
72 A car alarm went off at 3 a.m., they discovered they had perfect harmony, and the rest is history. 1.5787 0.01690 1797 1002 553 242
73 Since when did "Animal Farm" become a musical! 1.5784 0.01398 2939 1724 730 485
74 The records don't make much, but everyone loves the videos. 1.5773 0.01329 2794 1529 914 349
75 And yet, they still can’t pick up their own poop. 1.5734 0.01469 2499 1434 697 368
76 Make sure you get a clean track from the fish, they don't tend to last too long in this band. 1.5674 0.01250 3229 1809 986 415
77 I'm telling you, Spot will be able to hit the high notes once he's neutered. 1.5672 0.01311 3041 1742 870 421
78 They met in 2017 at the SPCA. The fish is just a session guy. 1.5671 0.02504 797 446 250 101
79 Juilliard. You? 1.5646 0.01622 1934 1108 564 260
80 could you turn down the trumpet's bubbling, it's beginning to sound like Lawrence Welk 1.5646 0.01429 2917 1780 627 510
81 The good news is, they can’t read a contract. 1.5574 0.01577 2004 1139 613 252
82 Number 9, woof! 1.5556 0.01683 2250 1442 369 439
83 A monkey could do our job. 1.5552 0.02776 652 373 196 83
84 We better crank up the woofer. 1.5550 0.01233 3254 1850 989 404
85 See? Sounds much better without the elephant in the room. 1.5538 0.02221 1022 587 304 131
86 Yes - this album has been a pet project of mine for years. 1.5531 0.01970 1177 649 405 123
87 I know she's awful, but she's the pit bull's girlfriend. 1.5496 0.01641 1774 1003 567 204
88 You know something? I think the acid finally kicked in. 1.5467 0.02225 1114 675 268 170
89 They all play by ear, except the horn player. He went to school. 1.5450 0.01554 2020 1177 596 246
90 Yeah, they stink, but they're good. 1.5449 0.01686 1782 1041 511 230
91 I'm teaching them to rock and roll over. 1.5424 0.02146 1049 603 323 123
92 Who's idea was this? 1.5391 0.01588 2469 1602 404 463
93 Well, yes, it is 'The Animals,' but none of the original members. 1.5386 0.01515 2213 1307 616 287
94 The show is "Music From the Farm" composed by either George or, well, I can't remember the other guy.. 1.5371 0.01583 2396 1530 445 421
95 It's the boss's pet project. 1.5367 0.01463 2191 1255 694 241
96 I’m just impressed you were able to get them in the same room together. 1.5361 0.01948 1233 707 391 135
97 Better than Country and Western?" 1.5329 0.01663 2278 1498 346 434
98 We need some percussion. Do you have the woodpecker's email address? 1.5328 0.02364 824 472 265 87
99 Best session we ever had. They're talented, they're cute, and their personal hygiene is way better than most rockers. 1.5320 0.01650 1844 1096 514 233
100 I heard the rest of the brass section got canned. 1.5316 0.01961 1426 881 332 213
101 I think the horn player's tanked. 1.5307 0.01592 1920 1128 563 228
102 Could use some cowbell." 1.5279 0.01546 2116 1272 572 272
103 It’s the prequel to Pet Cemetery. 1.5250 0.01759 2038 1356 294 388
104 I can already tell, petfolk is gonna be the next big genre. 1.5245 0.01703 2017 1297 382 338
105 Finally a band who doesn't care if Trump uses their music for his campaign. 1.5237 0.01771 1625 985 429 211
106 They're demanding snacks that can't be held up by the Postmaster. 1.5231 0.01750 2011 1327 316 368
107 This is Elon's first transmission from Mars. 1.5209 0.01838 1891 1274 249 368
108 It's a war zone when they're done. 1.5154 0.01883 1756 1178 251 327
109 You should see all the collars that get thrown on stage when they play live. 1.5152 0.03005 559 342 146 71
110 If you think they're good, you should hear the beetles. 1.5141 0.01704 1700 1033 460 207
111 I suddenly realized why this band is strange. There is no drummer. 1.5139 0.02572 722 433 207 82
112 Ten ruined takes. And Mittens swore to me she was off the 'nip. 1.5138 0.02733 580 335 192 53
113 This was... such a bad idea 1.5097 0.01872 1605 1037 301 254
114 They're a great studio band, unless a squirrel gets in. 1.5092 0.02169 982 586 292 104
115 Looks like the staff for the New Yorker caption contest. 1.5091 0.01885 1536 979 317 228
116 Cats and dogs, playing together...hey, what’s with the dish? 1.5084 0.02019 1601 1109 170 322
117 Have you ever heard BINGO in five part harmony? 1.5078 0.01924 1542 1006 289 247
118 They sounded better in the alley. 1.5032 0.01809 1389 832 413 142
119 I'd be more impressed if they wrote their own songs. 1.5008 0.01893 1306 793 370 142
120 Hip Hop track is next. Is the bunny ready? 1.5000 0.02687 626 376 187 63
121 If you ever touch my food again, I will shit on your head Debra. 1.4996 0.02161 1339 925 161 253
122 It's a new style called pet rock. 1.4986 0.01836 1400 857 388 155
123 Could you dampen the horns a little more? 1.4963 0.02060 1344 892 237 215
124 I like the band, but their agent's a real jackass. 1.4959 0.01971 1210 745 331 134
125 Just goes to show, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish 1.4948 0.02213 970 599 262 109
126 Admit it. Even they sing better than Bob Dylan. 1.4942 0.02000 1289 823 295 171
127 Who did you think 'The Pet Shop Boys' were? 1.4939 0.01915 1302 807 347 148
128 Have they been vetted? 1.4901 0.02028 1112 682 315 115
129 In a million years, I would have never thought that they would be able to sing in Yiddish. 1.4885 0.02191 1044 665 248 131
130 Just like ‘Alice Through the Looking Glass’. 1.4856 0.02245 1147 787 169 191
131 The real irony is they started out as a Monkees cover band. 1.4846 0.02040 1069 655 310 104
132 No, the drummer was fired for not being a good boy. 1.4836 0.02067 1065 665 290 110
133 He doesn't like to be called Cat Stevens anymore. 1.4836 0.01990 1125 691 324 110
134 Of course we don't get it. It's not for us. 1.4834 0.01955 1084 657 333 93
135 I heard he ate a live bat onstage back in the 80s 1.4823 0.02955 508 312 147 49
136 Still better than country 1.4789 0.02134 1042 659 265 117
137 The woofers are fine, just get me a few tweeters." 1.4782 0.02072 1033 639 294 100
138 I believe a coyote would give us that high lonesome sound we are looking for. 1.4768 0.02186 950 594 259 97
139 It's not the same without the cat and the fiddle. 1.4744 0.02351 860 549 214 97
140 I know they can't play, but look how nicely they're all sitting. 1.4707 0.02204 869 534 259 75
141 The problem is the horn player keeps getting drowned out 1.4706 0.02217 952 608 240 104
142 If they're going to break into show business, these guys need a gimmick. 1.4700 0.03197 434 272 120 42
143 YOU try telling that bitch she's off-key. 1.4698 0.03153 464 295 120 49
144 Now watch what happens when I turn up the volume on the VACUUM CLEANER track... 1.4693 0.02387 831 534 204 93
145 What this song needs is more cowbell 1.4681 0.02426 769 487 204 78
146 YOU'RE the producer, YOU fire the fish! 1.4680 0.02240 859 535 246 78
147 Well, you shouldn't have insisted on non union musicians then 1.4643 0.02181 868 551 242 75
148 Our conductor's stick is missing again. 1.4641 0.02369 836 540 204 92
149 I liked them more when they just sat around a table and played poker 1.4639 0.02253 858 540 237 80
150 And to think Simon and Garfunkel thought it was all happening at the zoo. 1.4637 0.02254 867 548 236 83
151 Man, that cat can sing! 1.4628 0.02286 847 537 228 82
152 They are the only musicians we could find who are okay with Spotify's royalty system. 1.4612 0.03108 451 285 124 42
153 We've been stuck at home so long I can't tell if this is normal. 1.4594 0.02393 764 485 207 72
154 Social distancing only applying to humans has really opened the door for new artists 1.4594 0.02278 812 509 233 70
155 I can't tell if it's feedback or if she's just in heat. 1.4584 0.02442 733 466 198 69
156 Thank God there are no birds. I do not know if I could handle woofers and tweeters. 1.4574 0.02417 787 514 188 85
157 We have to. It's the boss's pet project. 1.4572 0.02354 794 507 211 76
158 I'm beginning to regret leaving my previous job at Chipotle. 1.4562 0.02548 776 520 146 102
159 When you said "Pet Shop Boys" reunion album, this isn't what I was expecting. 1.4559 0.02392 783 504 201 78
160 It's called 'Vet it Be.' 1.4544 0.02411 768 492 195 76
161 They're terrible. 1.4541 0.02645 773 548 102 118
162 They definitely need a drummer. Can we get that woodpecker in here? 1.4535 0.02328 763 480 220 63
163 They call themselves "The Humans" 1.4511 0.02466 747 486 183 77
164 Separate tour buses is my guess. 1.4503 0.02430 724 463 196 65
165 It all started one day while they were playing Poker. 1.4501 0.02498 722 470 179 73
166 The drummer is out chasing tail again. 1.4501 0.02429 731 469 195 67
167 This is terrible! 1.4499 0.02788 729 514 96 116
168 I was surprised when they gave the fish a trumpet, but he really know his scales. 1.4485 0.02364 718 462 197 58
169 Apparently they've heard of Trump and want to raise money for human rescue. 1.4485 0.02568 718 477 160 81
170 They wanted to take it on the road but the dogs throw up in the car. 1.4484 0.02414 707 448 201 58
171 To be honest, the catering is the hardest part. 1.4482 0.02468 705 453 188 64
172 It's quite an honor to work on the President's campaign theme song! 1.4482 0.03400 415 277 90 48
173 They call themselves “the Rolling Bones” 1.4482 0.02741 714 498 111 104
174 But in dog takes, it's only 9. 1.4481 0.02415 703 445 201 57
175 Don’t let them fool you. The cats are just lip-syncing. 1.4480 0.02476 721 468 183 70
176 No we can't get rid of the fish. He's paying for the session. 1.4477 0.02452 708 455 188 64
177 Who knew fish had lips? 1.4470 0.02502 698 452 180 66
178 Was the studio time booked in human years or dog years? 1.4467 0.02545 694 454 170 70
179 Strange, that's what I thought. Yesterday, there were three members of the horn section, weren't there? 1.4467 0.02470 694 445 188 61
180 Oh, whatever—someone’s going to a lot of trouble just to make a garbage joke about ‘Pet Sounds’. But tell me more about this analingus orgy you went to over the weekend! 1.4467 0.02888 703 508 76 119
181 I miss the cow bell. 1.4467 0.02601 703 469 154 80
182 You're right, it does need more cowbell. 1.4463 0.02468 708 455 185 65
183 Dog is God 1.4462 0.02725 697 482 112 96
184 In fact, these aren't the original members of the Animals 1.4454 0.02498 696 451 180 65
185 I told them if they did one more take, they wouldn't have to go to the vet. 1.4448 0.02477 688 442 186 60
186 Rex just can't hit those low notes ever since we got him fixed. 1.4448 0.02459 688 440 190 58
187 It’s only a two dog night. 1.4440 0.02537 678 441 173 64
188 Apparently it’s about a house in New Orleans 1.4436 0.02565 674 441 167 66
189 It’s a shame our vocalist ate the drummer, that hamster rocked. 1.4428 0.02610 664 438 158 68
190 Why 'The Humans'? Because 'The Animals' was already taken. 1.4399 0.03524 341 221 90 30
191 In all my years doing this, I've never seen a fish play the horn like that. 1.4382 0.02617 639 420 158 61
192 We're the first obedience school with a liberal arts degree. 1.4376 0.02685 601 394 151 56
193 Yes, but there’s a lot of tension outside the studio 1.4376 0.02626 633 415 148 61
194 I heard they fight like hell on tour. 1.4362 0.02668 619 409 150 60
195 Cone`s off now, but his voice hasn’t been the same since... well, the “procedure” 1.4357 0.02639 622 409 155 58
196 We definitely need more cowbell. 1.4354 0.02700 627 420 141 66
197 Rumor has it they've all been in bed with their owner. 1.4342 0.02759 562 369 142 51
198 They say their new song “feed me, feed me, feed me” is based on personal trauma 1.4335 0.02698 609 405 144 60
199 I always wondered what they do when we're not home 1.4335 0.02533 609 395 170 44
200 Could you turn down the woofer a bit? 1.4335 0.02533 609 389 176 44
201 How will we know when we have a good take? 1.4332 0.02739 584 387 141 56
202 You’re right. It needs more cow bell. 1.4330 0.02638 612 413 137 60
203 It all started when I let them on the furniture. 1.4329 0.02701 589 388 147 54
204 That's not the strangest part. They're a Monkees cover band. 1.4315 0.02685 577 377 151 49
205 Sounds too much like the Pointer Sisters' version. 1.4314 0.02824 598 409 120 69
206 They haven't been the same since the lead guitar got spayed. 1.4300 0.02686 593 392 147 54
207 It's been a pet project of mine for a long time. 1.4291 0.02602 585 378 163 44
208 Because no one else is willing to sing the praises of Trump. 1.4273 0.02851 564 383 121 60
209 Who knows. They’re the only ones who can hear it” 1.4271 0.02721 569 376 143 50
210 Have you noticed that every time they record they always bring a new horn player? 1.4271 0.02663 569 371 153 45
211 Is that really Cat Stevens? 1.4271 0.02755 569 379 137 53
212 That reminds me. My daughter's violin recital is tonight. 1.4265 0.02746 565 374 133 52
213 They're drowning out the fish. 1.4263 0.02751 570 380 137 53
214 No, really, close your eyes. Tom Waits and Yoko Ono in a duet, right? 1.4261 0.02724 568 375 142 50
215 I don't have the heart to tell them I stopped recording an hour ago. 1.4247 0.02759 551 365 138 48
216 You're right. The acid DOES make these trans-Atlantic flights more tolerable. You should be my co-pilot all the time. 1.4243 0.03009 535 372 99 64
217 All right, who let the dogs out? 1.4241 0.02748 547 361 140 46
218 It's tough to mix cats and dogs. 1.4226 0.02654 549 356 154 39
219 I'm still trying to teach my dog how to sit. 1.4218 0.02754 531 349 140 42
220 They're classically house-trained. 1.4215 0.02774 522 343 138 41
221 I’m worried about the other horn player. The cats said we shouldn’t bother waiting for him to show up. 1.4214 0.02781 541 360 134 47
222 This may be the first cat video that doesn’t go viral. 1.4206 0.02554 535 351 154 30
223 It's such a cliche, aging rock star with a super young girlfriend. I don't think that fish is even old enough to vote, and she can't play the flugelhorn either. 1.4203 0.03004 533 372 98 63
224 They're totally in the groove. Whatever you do, don't use the can opener. 1.4194 0.02806 527 351 131 45
225 Give someone a fish, you feed them for a day. Teach that fish to play trumpet in an all-housepet band, you feed them for a lifetime. 1.4184 0.03052 490 336 101 52
226 This is gonna be one ugly breakup when it happens. 1.4176 0.02762 510 334 139 37
227 Just remember, we can’t call it the “master” tape. 1.4176 0.02691 522 339 148 35
228 I think this quarantine might be getting to us. 1.4173 0.02887 496 331 123 42
229 I thought we were getting Cat Stevens 1.4170 0.02953 470 313 118 39
230 They're called The Humans. 1.4158 0.02863 505 338 124 43
231 Given the lack of thumbs they sound pretty good. 1.4155 0.02801 503 332 133 38
232 I did not realize my $18 a month would go so far! 1.4152 0.03099 501 351 81 62
233 Alright, here we go again. "Old MacDonald had A Farm" take 203. 1.4152 0.02907 501 338 118 45
234 Switching from squeaky toys made all the difference! 1.4148 0.02788 499 328 135 36
235 His music writing really lost its rebellious edge following the neutering. 1.4148 0.02865 487 322 126 38
236 Yes, it does sound a bit like Yoko Ono. 1.4143 0.02847 502 335 126 41
237 So entirely every song is about pleading to be fed again? 1.4142 0.03006 478 325 108 45
238 Why can't they play like this at home? 1.4137 0.02890 498 335 120 43
239 Autotune? 1.4121 0.03145 495 351 82 61
240 The age of aquarium! 1.4121 0.02916 495 335 116 44
241 Have they all been properly vetted? 1.4121 0.02831 495 329 128 38
242 The trumpet player is the one to watch - the charisma of Miles Davis, the sound of Jacques Cousteau. 1.4120 0.02834 483 318 129 35
243 I'm telling you, if we can get through one take without a hairball, I think we have a hit! 1.4120 0.02726 483 312 143 28
244 It’s a fundraiser for “Save the Humans.” 1.4114 0.02932 491 333 114 44
245 What's up with your hair? 1.4110 0.03113 455 313 97 45
246 In five let's break for treats. 1.4109 0.02796 477 312 134 31
247 The dogs and cats rock, but the fish is floundering on the bass line. 1.4097 0.02861 476 319 114 38
248 Alternative to Earlier Entry: "That cat's good, but if you ask me, it really is all about the bass." 1.4089 0.03030 472 324 103 45
249 That cat has some good licks. 1.4089 0.02878 472 313 123 35
250 They need a little more oomph - let's bring in the mailman. 1.4078 0.03050 461 318 99 44
251 That lead singer is a real bitch 1.4073 0.03141 464 325 89 50
252 The fish is drowning out the vocals. 1.4061 0.02985 458 320 98 40
253 A chicken was the percussionist, but he lost his drumsticks. 1.4060 0.02993 463 315 108 40
254 This better get him into that hoity-toity obedience school. 1.4060 0.03040 463 316 99 43
255 They sound much better during a full moon. 1.4060 0.02930 463 311 116 36
256 After they learned to play poker, this was easy. 1.4056 0.02907 461 308 119 34
257 Amazing what you can accomplish working from home 1.4056 0.02907 461 310 116 35
258 Think we've hit our diversity goal? 1.4054 0.02983 444 298 112 34
259 No, actually, it sounds WORSE than I expected. 1.4053 0.03083 454 321 87 46
260 Sure, these mammals are talented, but when the fish does his warm-up scales, he blows them out of the water. 1.4033 0.03036 429 289 107 33
261 They're not just color blind. They're tone deaf. 1.4032 0.02994 434 291 111 32
262 The tension comes through in the music, but I wouldn't want to be on that tour bus 1.4031 0.03049 454 312 101 41
263 It doesn’t smell great either. 1.4027 0.02973 442 297 112 33
264 Is it just me or does the fish sound garbled? 1.4027 0.02911 452 302 118 32
265 On Spotify, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.4022 0.02936 450 302 115 33
266 Still, it's better than Rap. 1.4019 0.03111 428 289 91 39
267 The hardest part is just getting them to sit and stay. 1.4018 0.02951 443 297 114 32
268 The funniest thing is that I discovered them at Birdland. 1.4018 0.02894 448 298 120 30
269 I don't understand it. Every session there's a new horn player 1.4009 0.02985 424 283 112 29
270 It turns out you CAN tune a fish. 1.4005 0.03124 432 298 95 39
271 They never knew that this is what the pets were doing until they had to work from home. 1.4000 0.02941 400 261 118 21
272 Don't let me take psychedelic drugs before work again. 1.3991 0.03041 431 293 104 34
273 This is the dawning of the age of aquariums... 1.3991 0.02951 431 288 114 29
274 Has their sound become too domesticated?" 1.3991 0.02987 431 290 110 31
275 They almost disbanded after their last horn player went belly-up 1.3991 0.03084 426 291 100 35
276 It’s a Pet Shop Boys tribute band. 1.3986 0.03026 434 295 105 34
277 The tortoise is late, as usual. 1.3986 0.02978 429 288 111 30
278 It’s really more of a pet project. 1.3981 0.03042 427 290 103 33
279 Is this the way you pictured your life turning out? 1.3981 0.03085 422 287 100 34
280 The guitarist bit me. 1.3976 0.03040 420 284 105 31
281 Yoko said to let them play for another eight minutes, then turn on the can opener. 1.3975 0.03131 395 267 99 29
282 Is that a hairball on mic five? 1.3972 0.02987 423 284 110 29
283 This is the best song about dinner I've ever heard. 1.3971 0.03105 418 289 94 35
284 Just keep reminding yourself, it's a job. 1.3966 0.03072 406 274 103 29
285 Chasing a car is no excuse for being late. 1.3950 0.03136 362 240 101 21
286 I know he can't play, but we have to keep the fish. He slept with the producer. 1.3950 0.03240 400 278 86 36
287 I think the pianist just pooped on the floor. 1.3947 0.03130 413 284 95 34
288 Apparently they can't hit the high notes unless we go in and rub their tummies 1.3941 0.03050 406 274 104 28
289 Still though, better than Yoko’s version. 1.3937 0.03270 414 293 79 42
290 Like anyone would ever listen to an album called Pet Sounds. 1.3932 0.03134 412 285 84 35
291 They are all prima donas. None of them will eat out of bowls anymore 1.3929 0.03017 392 261 108 23
292 This is just a pet project of mine. 1.3916 0.03008 406 272 107 26
293 They're recording only ballads today. The drummer is at the vets. 1.3914 0.02995 396 266 106 24
294 Cause they work for pet food and get no royalties... that's why! 1.3914 0.02995 396 264 109 23
295 I think we're going to have to cut the fish - he's floundering. 1.3911 0.03097 404 276 98 30
296 I know...they sound great together. But when they’re not recording, they fight like cats and dogs. 1.3903 0.03162 392 269 93 30
297 Kind of tame isn’t it? 1.3895 0.03054 380 254 104 22
298 The fish bubbles give it a Lawrence Welk kind of vibe. 1.3894 0.03067 398 270 101 27
299 If we get through this take without Morris coughing up another fur ball, we’ll call it a wrap. 1.3893 0.03156 393 270 93 30
300 When you told me this was your pet project ... I had no idea! 1.3892 0.03142 388 265 95 28
301 This is the only group Trump could find that would allow its music played at his campaign rallies. 1.3889 0.03179 396 274 90 32
302 Their music is great, but on tour every hotel room gets trashed. 1.3889 0.03132 378 256 97 25
303 It started as a sextet...but the bird got eaten... 1.3883 0.03129 394 270 95 29
304 Sweet harmonies in session; total animals at the after party. 1.3880 0.03185 384 264 91 29
305 We can market them as Cat Stevens meets Three Dog Night meets Billy Ocean. 1.3878 0.02968 392 282 85 25
306 I've worked with Cher. I'm used to this. 1.3877 0.03222 374 257 89 28
307 I love the liquidity of the trumpet. 1.3874 0.03087 382 258 100 24
308 They're only releasing domestically. 1.3874 0.03174 382 262 92 28
309 Losing the banjo made all the difference. 1.3865 0.03256 370 258 82 29
310 They said it's a benefit for homeless vets. 1.3865 0.03267 370 256 85 29
311 I remember the good old days, when band members just ACTED like animals. 1.3862 0.03197 378 259 90 28
312 Sounds like you owe me a beer. 1.3859 0.03187 368 251 92 25
313 Is this where you thought you'd be after Juilliard? 1.3859 0.03301 368 256 82 30
314 It’s the only way I can get them to play nicely together. 1.3859 0.03346 368 258 78 32
315 Let’s take it from E-I-E-I-O, but this time with more feeling. 1.3842 0.03238 367 253 87 27
316 They paid for the studio time, but I am not cleaning it up. 1.3840 0.03198 362 247 91 24
317 Definitely better without the masks. 1.3840 0.03315 362 253 71 29
318 I thought you said 'pet project.' 1.3836 0.03127 378 258 95 25
319 They're OK in the studio, but the tour bus is another story. 1.3835 0.03080 352 234 101 17
320 The horn player needs to work on his scales. 1.3824 0.03080 374 253 99 22
321 It's like the Partridge Family, but with talent. 1.3819 0.03346 364 256 77 31
322 Two Dog Night jammin' with Cats Stevens and Hootie 1.3817 0.03228 372 258 86 28
323 It’s called ‘Time to Eat.’ They’re all called ‘Time to Eat.’ 1.3812 0.03302 341 234 84 23
324 They are all rescues except the fish. I met him at a jazz club. 1.3812 0.03242 362 250 86 26
325 They were better with Eric Burdon. 1.3811 0.03329 370 259 77 32
326 This is their new song, it's called "Unleashed." 1.3807 0.04298 218 153 47 18
327 The record company is threatening to release them. 1.3806 0.03230 360 248 87 25
328 If they can find harmony, why can't we? 1.3799 0.03384 358 253 74 31
329 If they can harmonize and get along, can’t we all? 1.3791 0.03181 364 250 90 24
330 Oh dear God they sound like shit. 1.3788 0.03512 359 262 59 38
331 No, I definitely said call ASCAP, not the ASPCA. 1.3785 0.03266 354 245 84 25
332 Their drummer is at the vet. 1.3782 0.03222 357 246 87 24
333 Ok, enough YouTube. We've got a rocket to launch. 1.3778 0.03674 352 261 49 42
334 Yeah. Cool cats, hot dogs and man that fish can blow. 1.3778 0.03227 360 249 86 25
335 He ain't nothin but a pound dog, and that cat's yowlin all the time. 1.3778 0.03345 360 253 76 30
336 Now I'm going to finally prove to you that lyrics don't matter. 1.3772 0.03343 342 238 79 25
337 After all these years, its still their lyrics that impress me most. 1.3772 0.03394 342 240 75 27
338 Considering that they were the only ones willing to come in and sing without masks, they’re not so bad. 1.3771 0.03265 350 242 84 24
339 We’ll add the drums later, he’s at the vets. 1.3771 0.03189 350 239 90 21
340 So, ok. Which one is Hootie? 1.3771 0.03311 358 251 79 28
341 I'm thinking, "More cowbell," right? 1.3771 0.03263 358 246 80 26
342 When you said we were remixing “Pet Sounds”, I expected the Beach Boys 1.3771 0.03334 358 256 67 29
343 Hot dogs, cool cats and Hootie the blowfish! 1.3771 0.03358 358 253 75 30
344 Remember when we used to do this with people? 1.3764 0.03174 348 237 91 20
345 When you said, ‘Pet sounds’, I thought you meant... 1.3764 0.03275 356 255 64 29
346 Thanks to the fish we have to pay them scale. 1.3754 0.03270 349 242 83 24
347 He likes to brag, but no way did he ever play with Hootie. 1.3754 0.03244 349 241 85 23
348 The trumpeter is just out of school. 1.3750 0.03200 352 242 88 22
349 They're doing great now that she's off the catnip. 1.3746 0.03280 331 227 84 20
350 No, the dog is on lead. 1.3743 0.03160 350 239 91 20
351 Setting “Howl” to music wasn’t easy but I think Ginsberg would approve. 1.3743 0.03336 350 246 77 27
352 I really shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms. 1.3743 0.03441 342 243 70 28
353 I hear they're all classically trained. 1.3735 0.03327 340 237 79 24
354 yeah. they had percussion. but the lead singer ate the woodpecker. 1.3728 0.03286 338 234 82 22
355 This would probably sound a lot better if they had thumbs. 1.3728 0.03286 338 234 82 22
356 I heard they wrote the original 'Who Let The Dogs Out' 1.3724 0.03293 341 237 81 23
357 Maybe we need to turn up the bass. 1.3724 0.03396 341 245 61 28
358 I told you the keyboardist was a bitch. 1.3717 0.03170 339 231 90 18
359 Know what's amazing? They've been together only two weeks. 1.3716 0.03545 331 238 63 30
360 Oh her? She's a Blowfish. 1.3706 0.03375 340 240 74 26
361 I discovered them at a card game. 1.3701 0.03193 335 229 88 18
362 Who says they can't play together? 1.3701 0.03050 335 238 80 17
363 Did you find out which of these cats is paying for the recording session? 1.3698 0.03362 338 238 75 25
364 They're calling it pet rock. 1.3690 0.03375 336 237 74 25
365 No but seriously, who let the dogs out? 1.3690 0.03349 336 236 76 24
366 It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’ve been working like a human. 1.3683 0.03414 315 220 74 21
367 They're very popular with the under 5 and over 80 demographic. 1.3683 0.03443 315 221 72 22
368 This is my dream, you should not be here mom. 1.3681 0.03473 326 232 68 26
369 We gotta get out of this place if its the last thing we ever do!" 1.3681 0.03306 326 226 80 20
370 It's lost some magic since the rabbit quit. 1.3681 0.03335 326 227 78 21
371 The lead guitarist can really shed. 1.3681 0.03306 326 226 80 20
372 Group's gone downhill since the canary went solo! 1.3674 0.03398 313 218 75 20
373 The trumpet player goes with the flow, but the rest of them fight like cats and dogs! 1.3673 0.03348 324 226 77 21
374 His agent did say that he was a little koi. 1.3673 0.03515 324 235 57 28
375 This needs to be perfect. It’s the producer’s pet project. 1.3672 0.03133 335 228 91 16
376 Well, what do YOU think he meant by saying “Go record the next Pet Sounds?” 1.3665 0.03474 322 226 57 28
377 The fish sucks. 1.3665 0.03303 322 223 80 19
378 They're not bad. But they need gimmick. 1.3665 0.03446 322 228 70 24
379 Didn't we have a three piece horn section before lunch? 1.3662 0.03368 325 228 75 22
380 They need a new drummer. The last one chewed up his sticks. 1.3656 0.03256 320 220 83 17
381 And yet somehow I think PETA's still going to complain. 1.3651 0.03350 315 219 77 19
382 Rocco’s getting neutered tomorrow so we need to lay down the harmonies today. 1.3648 0.03501 307 217 68 22
383 They're the only ones I could find that would perform without wearing masks. 1.3648 0.03440 307 215 72 20
384 If you ask me, what they really need is more cowbell... 1.3648 0.03669 318 235 51 32
385 Beats the hell out of a dog and pony show. 1.3648 0.03417 318 224 72 22
386 They were a sextet, but last night the lead singer ate the percussionist 1.3648 0.03474 318 226 68 24
387 Between you and me, Spot’s voice just hasn’t been the same since he got neutered. 1.3648 0.03358 318 222 76 20
388 I can't believe they never played together before. 1.3648 0.03474 318 227 63 25
389 Don’t sweat the level on the fish. The cats are just lettin’ him sit in until the dinner break. 1.3642 0.03655 313 228 56 29
390 Well, you can't fault them on diversity. 1.3639 0.03281 316 220 78 18
391 They need a harmonizing background alto. Get the pig from the waiting room 1.3636 0.03230 319 227 72 20
392 They were the only they musicians they could get to perform "Hail for the Chief." 1.3631 0.03645 314 229 56 29
393 Bird would have loved this. 1.3628 0.03392 317 223 73 21
394 When you told me the “Animals” has booked a recording session for a comeback album, I should have asked for more details... 1.3619 0.03285 315 218 80 17
395 Their last album went through five different masters. 1.3618 0.04213 199 139 48 12
396 You should have heard them before the cow quit to go solo. 1.3616 0.03497 307 218 67 22
397 I think this might be the song that unites us as a country 1.3610 0.03450 313 222 69 22
398 When does the hamster get out of rehab? 1.3610 0.03420 313 221 71 21
399 You're absolutely right. It sounds better on 'mute.' 1.3607 0.03511 305 215 66 22
400 I need more cowbell 1.3601 0.03552 311 224 62 25
401 Far out, we got two of the Three Dog Night, two of the Stray Cats and "the fish" from Country Joe. 1.3601 0.03373 311 218 74 19
402 They were going to record “Three Little Fishies” but then Mittens ate two of them. 1.3601 0.03247 311 225 66 20
403 Snoop Dogg, Cat Stevens, and Phish weren’t available. 1.3592 0.03655 309 226 55 28
404 When they're gone, the mice will play. 1.3592 0.03355 309 221 68 20
405 Their drummer is out with the swine flu. 1.3583 0.03272 307 212 80 15
406 You should see what they do to hotel rooms. 1.3574 0.03445 305 216 69 20
407 What this needs is more cowbell. 1.3571 0.03533 294 212 59 21
408 I discovered them in the alley out back 1.3571 0.03565 294 209 63 21
409 If we call them "Rescue" people will be more sympathetic. 1.3564 0.03264 303 209 80 14
410 I'm not saying they're no good, I just think that the original band 'The Animals' were a lot better." 1.3557 0.03498 298 212 66 20
411 They call it pet rock 1.3557 0.03366 298 208 74 16
412 Don't you think the fish bubbles are a little too "Lawrence Welky?" 1.3555 0.03505 301 214 65 21
413 The in-fighting will eventually destroy the band. 1.3549 0.03505 293 208 66 19
414 The keyboard player is a good boy. 1.3549 0.03403 293 205 72 16
415 If the cats get hungry, we may lose the horn section. 1.3549 0.03334 293 203 76 14
416 I've never seen a fish with that kind of breath control. 1.3549 0.03538 293 209 64 20
417 Yes, the sourdough starter failed, but I think we should be very proud of our little quarantine project. 1.3547 0.03480 296 210 67 19
418 Are you kidding? Millennials will listen to anything. 1.3546 0.03526 282 198 66 17
419 Their manager's a real jackass. 1.3540 0.03417 291 204 71 16
420 Needs a drummer. Text that octopus. 1.3540 0.03586 291 209 61 21
421 Last week I played the master tapes backwards, and no one noticed 1.3537 0.03561 294 213 59 22
422 I thought you said they were trained... 1.3536 0.03432 280 195 71 14
423 Their agent is a real weasel though. 1.3531 0.03384 286 199 73 14
424 I've never seen anything like this before: All the microphones working at the same time. 1.3531 0.03561 286 204 63 19
425 The horn player? We got him from a klezmer group called Yehudi and the Blowfish. 1.3531 0.03696 286 208 55 23
426 The four of them have been together for a while...the horn player is always someone new for some reason. 1.3531 0.03662 286 207 57 22
427 They sounded better when they were in the alley. 1.3531 0.03311 286 197 77 12
428 And you said 2020 couldn't get any stranger. 1.3529 0.03501 289 205 66 18
429 Say what you will about cats and dogs but they’re still getting along better than Fleetwood Mac did. 1.3529 0.03501 289 205 66 18
430 We've got something here. All that's missing is any sort of musical ability. 1.3529 0.03501 289 205 66 18
431 I wanted more cowbell but the cow didn't show up. 1.3529 0.03602 289 208 60 21
432 So I can see the Blowfish but which one is Hootie? 1.3529 0.03668 289 212 52 24
433 What did you expect, they work for treats. 1.3529 0.03466 289 204 68 17
434 Too bad Darwin isn't around to see this. 1.3529 0.03431 289 203 70 16
435 Is Nibbles just free styling or is that a hairball? 1.3529 0.03668 289 210 56 23
436 I heard they ruin hotel rooms. 1.3529 0.03535 289 206 64 19
437 Their agent is a real shark. 1.3527 0.03373 292 204 73 15
438 They don't have to wear masks and they're not unionized! 1.3527 0.03576 292 210 61 21
439 What's the command for once more with feeling? 1.3527 0.03510 292 208 65 19
440 Yet another song about inconsiderate owners. 1.3527 0.03543 292 209 63 20
441 Well, at least the horn player knows her scales. 1.3527 0.03609 292 211 59 22
442 Yes, they are great in session but between takes things get wild. 1.3527 0.03373 292 204 73 15
443 Does the horn sound fishy to you? 1.3525 0.03557 278 197 64 17
444 Tell the guy in the aquarium that we have too much bass. 1.3521 0.03645 284 205 58 21
445 Oh, they’re well behaved here, but on tour they turn into total humans. 1.3521 0.03679 284 204 55 22
446 She had eight lives to practice and still she forgets the words. 1.3521 0.03361 284 197 74 13
447 I know this is awful to say, but I feel like they lost something when they got sober. 1.3521 0.03434 284 201 67 16
448 I'm telling you! More cow bell, or an actual cow. 1.3509 0.03566 285 204 62 19
449 Does the horn sound a little shallow to you? 1.3507 0.03436 288 206 63 18
450 Oh shut up, they are the only artists I could get in the studio without masks and 6 foot separation 1.3507 0.03540 288 208 60 20
451 I know it will take some extra editing, but hey! They can sing and they don't have to social distance. 1.3507 0.03218 288 197 81 10
452 Because they can. 1.3507 0.03471 288 204 67 17
453 Not bad for no opposable thumbs. 1.3500 0.03500 280 198 66 16
454 You were right. You just can’t beat those chipmunks. 1.3500 0.03536 280 204 58 18
455 These cats know their licks. 1.3500 0.03426 280 196 70 14
456 The flounder is flat. 1.3497 0.03691 286 209 54 23
457 Well, the Nairobi Trio made it big, I don’t see the problem with “Reigning Cats and Dogs.” 1.3489 0.03695 278 200 51 21
458 Yep, still 2020 1.3486 0.03536 284 203 63 18
459 It sounds too white. 1.3486 0.03501 284 202 65 17
460 The vocals are tight, but the bluefin is out of tuna. 1.3486 0.03571 284 204 61 19
461 One of the dogs left more than his ego at the door. 1.3477 0.03796 256 185 53 18
462 The fish is demanding double scale. 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
463 Oh no, they don’t all sing; the cat’s a ventriloquist. 1.3472 0.03894 265 196 46 23
464 The horn is flat. How do you Tuna Fish? 1.3464 0.03810 280 208 47 25
465 Let's try the meow mix on the next take. 1.3464 0.03567 280 201 61 18
466 I think we need to swap the fish for a bass 1.3464 0.03458 280 198 67 15
467 Yeah, I know "Pet Sounds" is already taken. 1.3464 0.03345 280 208 57 15
468 Can you believe none of them were classically trained? 1.3464 0.03458 280 198 67 15
469 I think you're right. We need a cow with a bell. 1.3464 0.03531 280 200 63 17
470 It's all serious work in the studio, but afterwards they party like a bunch of animals. 1.3463 0.03284 283 196 76 11
471 This is not the Pet Shop Boys I was expecting. 1.3456 0.03783 272 200 50 22
472 Let's tell them to play "Dead" and see what happens. 1.3456 0.03637 272 196 58 18
473 Yes, this IS the new normal. 1.3453 0.03546 278 199 62 17
474 You know their 'When Pigs Fly' went platinum. 1.3453 0.03655 278 202 56 20
475 You do know that the Beatles were not actually insects, right? 1.3448 0.03621 261 186 60 15
476 They play remarkably well considering that they don't have thumbs. 1.3448 0.03741 261 189 54 18
477 Wait till you see the groupies. 1.3448 0.03580 261 185 62 14
478 They call themselves “The Peoples.” 1.3448 0.03497 261 189 57 15
479 I think we need to call the piano tuna 1.3444 0.03728 270 197 53 20
480 The worst part is they’re union.” 1.3443 0.03663 273 198 56 19
481 It's your turn to take the keyboard player out for a shit." 1.3443 0.03589 273 198 57 18
482 I better adjust the woofer. 1.3443 0.03316 273 202 55 16
483 I just don’t know what to do. The goldfish forgets what he’s doing every 30 seconds. 1.3443 0.03589 273 199 56 18
484 You said they do classics. How much is that doggie in the window?Seriously? 1.3443 0.03474 273 193 66 14
485 Wow...they are bad to the bone! 1.3443 0.03589 273 197 56 18
486 I still think we need the cowbell . 1.3443 0.03700 273 199 54 20
487 The amazing thing is that there isn't a vegan or vegetarian among them. 1.3443 0.03513 273 198 51 19
488 Put an octopus on the drums and I think you’ve got something there. 1.3443 0.03435 273 192 68 13
489 I liked it better when the fish was on piano. 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
490 George Orwell would be proud. 1.3434 0.03460 265 186 67 12
491 The drummer peed on the carpet again. 1.3434 0.03738 265 193 53 19
492 Of course, we can't call ourselves Three Dog Night anymore. 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
493 Last week we had an elephant in the room. 1.3434 0.03621 265 190 59 16
494 I think their sound improved after the rooster quit. 1.3434 0.03376 265 184 71 10
495 There’ s no way we can still call this ‘folk’ music 1.3433 0.03475 268 189 66 13
496 Amazing. Go get the treats. 1.3433 0.03555 268 191 62 15
497 Check the fish's mic. He sounds like he's under water. 1.3433 0.03555 268 191 62 15
498 I majored in comparative literature, how about you? 1.3433 0.03709 268 195 54 19
499 Believe it or not, I've heard worse auditions. 1.3433 0.03783 268 199 47 22
500 You’ve really taken obedience training to a whole new level. 1.3433 0.03515 268 190 64 14
501 They're just not animated enough! 1.3432 0.03370 271 198 58 15
502 I cannot wait to hear about your next pet project. 1.3422 0.03557 263 187 62 14
503 Anything's better than producing the RNC again. 1.3421 0.03688 266 193 55 18
504 They were too expensive for the RNC. 1.3421 0.03688 266 193 55 18
505 way better than that last bunch, remember? ... called themselves The Houseplants 1.3421 0.03764 266 195 51 20
506 Yeah, I'm telling you, they said it was the Pet Shop boys. 1.3421 0.03726 266 191 53 19
507 You're absolutely right--cowbell. 1.3421 0.03688 266 193 48 20
508 It's a homage to Three Dog Night, Cat Stevens and, especially, Hootie. 1.3421 0.03531 266 189 63 14
509 You’re right. Not the same since they lost the iguana. 1.3420 0.03659 269 195 56 18
510 We originally had the fish on keyboard, but he kept getting electrocuted. 1.3420 0.03659 269 195 56 18
511 You know that saying "You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish..." 1.3420 0.03697 269 196 54 19
512 There was one reject. They said he was nothing but a hound dog!! 1.3420 0.03583 269 193 60 16
513 We need to wild it up a little. What if we took that squirrel off your head and put it in on tambourine? 1.3420 0.03734 269 197 52 20
514 I know they're in a groove, but the fish is union and his contract requires breaks. 1.3410 0.03573 261 186 61 14
515 Yeah, my parents wanted me to go to law school, too. 1.3410 0.03614 261 187 59 15
516 It's the cat's meow that really sells it. 1.3396 0.03732 265 194 52 19
517 is this some sort of sick joke, Brenda? TWO bassists? really?! 1.3387 0.03737 248 179 54 15
518 I prefer their early stuff. 1.3374 0.03480 246 177 59 10
519 Grooming's my day job. This is my passion. 1.3373 0.03357 255 186 58 11
520 Oh, c'mon. They'll be a howling success! Well, maybe not the fish. 1.3373 0.03665 255 184 56 15
521 Oh, the cat doesn’t sing...the fish is a ventriloquist. 1.3373 0.03949 255 191 42 22
522 uh , who let the dogs out? 1.3373 0.03707 255 185 54 16
523 They get along fine in the studio but on tour they fight like cats and dogs. 1.3373 0.03536 255 181 62 12
524 Well, it’s no Partridge Family. 1.3372 0.03768 261 193 47 20
525 It’s 2020, just go with it. 1.3372 0.03689 261 190 54 17
526 It's just a pet project, really. 1.3372 0.03441 261 184 66 11
527 Yup, the fish is flat. 1.3372 0.03483 261 185 64 12
528 What, you've never seen a blowfish before? 1.3372 0.03354 261 184 67 10
529 I think we need to amp up the mike on the fish. He's getting drowned out. 1.3360 0.03840 250 184 48 18
530 There is a natural harmony in the animal kingdom. 1.3360 0.03725 253 184 53 16
531 I don`t know..it sounds like the fish is under water... 1.3360 0.03808 253 187 45 19
532 It used to be about the music. Now it's just catnip and chasing tails. 1.3360 0.03596 253 181 59 13
533 Next time PETA wants to do a "We Are the World" recording, leave me out. 1.3360 0.03808 253 186 49 18
534 I haven’t heard a sound like this since the Monkees. 1.3360 0.03808 253 185 49 18
535 Which one of is going to tell the fish he's out of the group? 1.3359 0.03653 256 185 56 15
536 And this knob here makes them sound like Taylor Swift. 1.3359 0.03525 256 182 62 12
537 I think we should tone down the woofer 1.3347 0.03641 248 178 57 13
538 I don't care what you say...they all sound like they're in heat! 1.3347 0.03773 248 181 51 16
539 Less woofers, more tweeters? 1.3347 0.03551 248 176 61 11
540 They call them selves The Pet Rock Band." 1.3347 0.03827 251 185 48 18
541 Not bad but only Dr Dolittle understands the lyrics. 1.3346 0.03754 254 186 51 17
542 We need the fish out of water; I can't hear him. 1.3333 0.03846 249 184 47 18
543 I told you that blowfish was a better horn player! 1.3333 0.03674 249 179 51 15
544 Without the gecko they’re just another band. 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
545 When will the studio musician's strike be over? 1.3333 0.03734 234 168 54 12
546 Reminds me of the first time I heard Dylan. 1.3333 0.03888 249 185 45 19
547 According to Google Translate, it’s extremely naughty. 1.3333 0.03446 249 183 53 13
548 It's called Feed the World After You've Fed Me 1.3333 0.03761 249 182 51 16
549 We've got the woofer, but where's the tweeter? 1.3333 0.03761 249 182 51 16
550 I think we need a cowbell. 1.3333 0.03772 252 185 50 17
551 Do you know what happened to the songbird who was on that stool yesterday? 1.3333 0.03629 249 179 57 13
552 Sounds good, but the horn is too watered down. 1.3333 0.03674 249 180 55 14
553 I doubt that even Charles Darwin could have predicted this. 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
554 You're right--they do sound better without Eric Burdon. 1.3333 0.03782 249 187 42 16
555 This horn player is new. The vocalist ate the last one. 1.3333 0.03717 249 181 53 15
556 I still say we could use a cowbell. 1.3333 0.03584 249 178 59 12
557 Gonna take 5. Can you get the treats? 1.3333 0.03539 249 177 61 11
558 The fish is flat. He does seem to be floundering. 1.3333 0.03761 249 182 51 16
559 We need to get out more. 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
560 This isn't working. Let's just use insects and call them The Beetles. 1.3333 0.03717 249 190 44 15
561 We had to get rid of the squirrel. 1.3320 0.03435 250 176 65 9
562 Watch what happens when I push this 'dog-whistle' slider up to eleven. 1.3320 0.03572 250 179 59 12
563 Let's wrap before PETA shows up. 1.3320 0.03435 250 176 65 9
564 This is Cats 'n' Jammers. Kit and Kapoodle was yesterday's session. 1.3320 0.03617 250 180 57 13
565 That cat with the guitar can really play. 1.3320 0.03555 247 176 60 11
566 You know I miss the old days when dogs just played poker. 1.3320 0.03646 247 178 56 13
567 Yes, and he's also fulfilling their Diversity & Inclusion rider. 1.3319 0.03769 235 170 52 13
568 Somethings off here. The fish has the wrong scale. 1.3306 0.03678 248 180 54 14
569 Cut a woofer and add a tweeter 1.3306 0.03543 248 177 60 11
570 Does the goldfish sound a little pitchy to you? 1.3306 0.03977 248 188 37 22
571 This song needs more cowbell. 1.3306 0.03473 248 185 48 14
572 Actually, we did have a whole brass section, but the lead singer ate two of them" 1.3305 0.03480 239 168 63 8
573 ‘So, what else can they do?’ 1.3305 0.03884 233 171 47 15
574 They were a lot better before the guinea pig split to go solo... 1.3292 0.03894 240 178 45 17
575 I think they appeal to Trump supporters.” 1.3292 0.03894 240 178 45 17
576 Even with the fish I think they're still a hair band. 1.3292 0.04070 240 181 34 22
577 Best rendition of Ol McDonald I’ve ever heard! 1.3292 0.03849 240 176 43 17
578 Maybe a little less ee i ee i o for this next take? 1.3279 0.03772 247 182 49 16
579 Treble trouble? Nah-we'll fix it in the Meow Mix. 1.3279 0.03803 244 180 48 16
580 So this is what they do when we're gone. 1.3278 0.03555 241 174 56 11
581 They're a Pet Shop Boys tribute band. 1.3277 0.03584 238 170 58 10
582 They used to fight all the time until they added the brass section. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
583 I thought "Animal Collective" was just the name of the band! 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
584 This will be the Blowfish's first record since his split with Hootie. 1.3277 0.03776 238 176 47 15
585 Talk about intensity! These guys are really animals. 1.3277 0.03869 238 176 46 16
586 The hardest part was training them to sit and stay. 1.3277 0.03729 238 173 52 13
587 I was told I would be working on "Pet Sounds." 1.3277 0.03681 238 172 54 12
588 Between you and me, the hundredth take won’t be any better. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
589 ...but they DO have a reputation for trashing hotel rooms. 1.3277 0.03776 238 174 50 14
590 There's nothing we can do— their sound is just hopelessly tame. 1.3277 0.03869 238 175 46 16
591 I believe.'Rescue me' has already been recorded! 1.3277 0.03681 238 172 54 12
592 I hate to say this but they do sound a lot like The Animals. 1.3277 0.03511 235 166 61 8
593 It’s a song for their ‘Save the Humans’ campaign. 1.3277 0.03761 235 171 51 13
594 Woofers, we got. We need a tweeter. 1.3277 0.03613 235 174 48 13
595 Where’s Bessie? We need MORE COWBELL! 1.3277 0.03856 235 173 47 15
596 I prefer The Byrds. 1.3263 0.03795 236 173 49 14
597 You say the Beach Boys already did it? 1.3263 0.03699 236 171 53 12
598 A blues song about "separation anxiety"? With the pandemic, they may be on to something. 1.3263 0.03747 236 172 51 13
599 Well... you see what I’ve been up to... how’s your quarantine project coming along? 1.3263 0.03795 236 173 49 14
600 This is their new single, 'Eating and Sleeping'. 1.3263 0.03747 236 172 51 13
601 "If it wasn't 2020 this would never work." 1.3263 0.03550 236 177 48 11
602 Sure, they get along now... 1.3263 0.03795 236 173 49 14
603 You can never understand the words. 1.3263 0.03498 236 167 61 8
604 There’s a tension in this band that I can’t put my finger on. 1.3263 0.03600 236 169 57 10
605 The cats are from Nashville. 1.3262 0.03630 233 167 56 10
606 The whale only plays at their outdoor concerts. 1.3262 0.03680 233 168 54 11
607 It’s ok they’re a pod 1.3249 0.03898 237 176 40 18
608 I'm only here for my opposable thumbs. You? 1.3249 0.03921 237 177 43 17
609 My God Patricia it worked...now how do we turn them back? 1.3249 0.03875 237 176 45 16
610 More cowbell, right? 1.3249 0.03966 237 178 41 18
611 You really think that sounds like early Dylan? 1.3249 0.03921 237 177 43 17
612 They were no longer able to keep it a secret during quarantine. 1.3249 0.03829 237 177 41 16
613 Yeah,this is my pet project. 1.3248 0.03766 234 171 50 13
614 Old McDonald?" Again? 1.3248 0.03814 234 172 48 14
615 No masks, true, but there's no evidence of inter-species transmission. This'll go viral. 1.3248 0.03667 234 169 54 11
616 Pavlov would be proud - 1.3248 0.03617 234 168 56 10
617 Really? You honestly think we need more cow bell? 1.3248 0.03814 234 172 48 14
618 They sound awful, but so did the guys with masks. 1.3248 0.03591 234 173 45 13
619 We're auditioning the fish,he calls himself "Charlie the Tuna Parker." 1.3248 0.03617 234 168 56 10
620 They're going to have to fire the flounder. He's always flat. 1.3248 0.03667 234 169 54 11
621 We are thinking, ‘The Meowmas & The Paw Paws’ 1.3235 0.03815 238 176 47 15
622 They're all great, but the fish is another Louis Armstrong! 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
623 I'm sorry, but we gotta get out of this place! 1.3234 0.03987 235 177 40 18
624 Judge the art, not the artist. 1.3234 0.03941 235 176 42 17
625 I think we need more bass in the horn section. 1.3234 0.03848 235 176 43 16
626 If we go with a quartet, the fish can be lunch. 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
627 Their version of "Wild Thing'' seems a little tame. 1.3234 0.03654 235 170 54 11
628 For years they played as The Dixie Pets. Now they're just The Pets. 1.3229 0.03834 223 163 48 12
629 Don't you think the Bass Clarinet is getting drowned out? 1.3219 0.03771 233 171 49 13
630 Do you ever feel like alternative music is getting too "alternative"? 1.3219 0.03671 233 169 53 11
631 I wish I understood the lyrics. 1.3216 0.03628 227 163 55 9
632 I think we’ll have a good chance in the Diversity Category. 1.3216 0.03986 227 171 38 17
633 A little more bass? 1.3216 0.03786 227 166 49 12
634 This is going to be huge with the domesticated market. 1.3216 0.03574 227 162 57 8
635 This is the same soundstage Alvin and the Chipmunks use. 1.3216 0.03734 227 165 51 11
636 I heard they started out as a Cat Stevens cover band. 1.3216 0.03734 227 165 51 11
637 No, I thought YOU brought the treats! 1.3216 0.03628 227 163 55 9
638 Hey - Isn't that the brass player from Hootie and the Blowfish? 1.3216 0.03937 227 169 43 15
639 Sure, they get along now. But once they make it big they'll be fighting like cats and dogs... and fish. 1.3216 0.03937 227 169 43 15
640 I liked them better with Eric Burdon on vocals 1.3216 0.03837 227 168 42 14
641 I can’t believe the fish sings bass! 1.3216 0.03986 227 170 41 16
642 It still sounds like the fish is being drowned out 1.3216 0.03786 227 166 49 12
643 They made platinum with, "Who Let the Dogs Out." 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
644 Ok, fine. We can start with Three Dog night but we end with Cat Scratch Fever. 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
645 I hear all they do is play, sleep, and eat. 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
646 Listen, I don’t care how bad they sound. They paid for two hours; they’re getting two hours. 1.3216 0.03574 227 162 57 8
647 If they sing Old McDonald one more time, I am E-I-E-I-Outta here. 1.3202 0.03561 228 163 57 8
648 How many of these Christmas songs do we really need? 1.3202 0.03922 228 170 43 15
649 It needs more woofer. 1.3200 0.03752 225 166 47 12
650 Just wait: it ain't over til the fat dog sings. 1.3200 0.04008 225 169 40 16
651 Empty bowl? Is that what this is about? 1.3200 0.03857 225 166 46 13
652 It's a lot like working from home. 1.3200 0.03857 225 168 43 14
653 It sounds like shit, but it will make a great You Tube video. 1.3200 0.03699 225 163 52 10
654 They really will do anything for a treat. 1.3200 0.03908 225 167 44 14
655 Trick is to get the fish right. You get the fish right, everything else falls into place. 1.3182 0.03579 220 157 56 7
656 Pet Rock 1.3172 0.03618 227 164 54 9
657 'I got fleas' is kind of catchy. 1.3170 0.03757 224 164 49 11
658 Pretty cool what you can learn to do when you are forced to quarantine for months. 1.3170 0.03480 224 159 59 6
659 Up the mic on the fish. Hell, we were supposed to get a BLOW fish. 1.3170 0.04064 224 170 37 17
660 Can you believe I discovered them in my own alley? 1.3170 0.03703 224 163 51 10
661 Hound Dog? Really? 1.3170 0.03703 224 163 51 10
662 I agree, Bubbles is the odd fish out, but we can feed him to the soloist _after_ the first set. 1.3170 0.03593 224 161 55 8
663 I don't care how great they sound. It's still your turn to change the litter. 1.3170 0.03649 224 162 53 9
664 Brian Wilson called. He says they can't use the name 'Pet Sounds'. 1.3170 0.03964 224 168 41 15
665 Let’s can the fish and sign The Fab Fur. 1.3170 0.03757 224 164 49 11
666 This reunion album is one of their pet projects. 1.3170 0.03862 224 166 45 13
667 We couldn't find any other musicians who would work with the Trump team 1.3170 0.03862 224 166 45 13
668 Dizzy Gill Espie? Seriously? 1.3170 0.03703 224 163 51 10
669 Their drummer is a turtle, so it looks like this will be an all nighter. 1.3170 0.03757 224 164 49 11
670 He may be good, but they're going to eat him alive. 1.3170 0.03810 224 165 47 12
671 Animal Farm Aid might not have the right ring to it. 1.3167 0.04202 221 172 29 20
672 I'm telling you, it needs more cowbell! 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
673 The only topic they all wanted to write about was food. 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
674 Like I said, every good boy does fine. 1.3153 0.03829 222 164 46 12
675 Her meows are so much more soulful since her owner died. 1.3148 0.03787 216 158 48 10
676 The Musicians' Union is on board, but PETA could be a problem. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
677 It was cute when they were young, but now it just seems weird. 1.3148 0.03729 216 157 50 9
678 Man, that fish can blow. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
679 I guarantee the video will go viral. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
680 There's scat and then there's scat. 1.3148 0.03787 216 158 48 10
681 Gloria, did you give the fish a wind instrument? 1.3148 0.03954 216 161 42 13
682 Don’t be a snob. So they didn’t go to Julliard. 1.3148 0.04008 216 162 40 14
683 How’d you get rid of the parrot? 1.3148 0.04114 216 164 36 16
684 You can't even tell they're lip-sinking! 1.3148 0.03843 216 158 46 11
685 Does the bass seem off to you? 1.3148 0.04061 216 163 38 15
686 Let's walk Rex after this take, his voice is getting a bit whiny. 1.3148 0.04008 216 162 40 14
687 I'm telling you, it needs cowbell. 1.3148 0.04114 216 166 27 16
688 I can't hear the high parts 1.3148 0.03787 216 158 48 10
689 I don't think that was a microdose 1.3148 0.04061 216 163 38 15
690 I heard them performing under my window and I thought: "How can I monetize this?" 1.3148 0.03729 216 157 50 9
691 Any good news yet about when the studio musicians' strike will end? 1.3148 0.04061 216 163 38 15
692 Where is Howlin' Wolf? 1.3148 0.04217 216 166 32 18
693 Look, they paid for the hour. I'm not going to tell them that none of them have thumbs and fish can't exhale. 1.3137 0.03929 204 150 44 10
694 No one will know they're lip-synching! 1.3137 0.04167 204 154 36 14
695 It's a two-way mirror. They don't know we're here. 1.3134 0.03657 217 157 52 8
696 They're studio work doesn't capture the energy of their live performances. 1.3134 0.03598 217 156 54 7
697 The groupies are all bitches” 1.3131 0.03806 214 157 47 10
698 Definitely the most unique all girl band I’ve ever seen. 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
699 Just another day at Tabby Road. 1.3113 0.03940 212 158 42 12
700 We have to do this in one take. 1.3113 0.03766 212 155 48 9
701 This is far better than that dog and pony show we saw yesterday. 1.3113 0.03766 212 155 48 9
702 We tried the dog and pony show first, but it didn't poll well. 1.3113 0.03883 212 157 44 11
703 The Blowfish hasn't been the same since Hootie left 1.3113 0.03940 212 158 42 12
704 The horn player is gold ! 1.3113 0.03646 212 153 52 7
705 They learned this in just 3 months of quarantine 1.3113 0.03825 212 156 46 10
706 All their songs are about food 1.3113 0.03766 212 155 48 9
707 Four of them are rescues, but the horn section is catch and keep. 1.3106 0.04925 161 125 22 14
708 You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. 1.3095 0.03845 210 155 45 10
709 Teaching the harmonies was easy. Getting them to check all that "sworn enemy" stuff at the door was the real challenge. 1.3095 0.03785 210 154 47 9
710 You were right. It's awful. 1.3095 0.03904 210 156 43 11
711 What's going on? This is the third new horn player in a week. 1.3095 0.03785 210 154 47 9
712 It’s only the vocalist who wanted to lay down a scratch track. 1.3095 0.03845 210 155 45 10
713 If we could only get those damned typewriter monkeys to come up with some good lyrics we might have a hit on our hands! 1.3095 0.03845 210 155 45 10
714 I think the band sounded better yesterday, before the vocalist ate her gerbil singing partner. 1.3095 0.03962 210 157 41 12
715 I'm hearing shades of Three Dog Night and vintage Stevens...you? 1.3095 0.03904 210 156 43 11
716 Only thing missing is cowbells! 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
717 It’s my pet project. 1.3081 0.03888 211 157 43 11
718 It’s never been the same since the ferret took off with his bongos. 1.3081 0.03770 211 155 47 9
719 They are pretty good, but their manager is a weasel. 1.3081 0.03888 211 157 43 11
720 The dog whistle was a nice touch, don’t you think? 1.3081 0.03829 211 156 45 10
721 Apparently one of the cats used to be a dog! 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
722 They're doing a remake of Pet Sounds. 1.3081 0.03770 211 155 47 9
723 Amazing... Six feet apart! 1.3081 0.04002 211 159 39 13
724 Our remake of "Pet Sounds" isn't going quite as I anticipated. 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
725 This cat can really sing. Their old one was a little horse. 1.3081 0.03710 211 157 45 9
726 Isn’t it surprising how quickly the novelty of a group can wear off? 1.3081 0.03586 211 152 53 6
727 Are we ready to bring in Justin Beaver? 1.3081 0.03888 211 157 43 11
728 At least today we didn't need to find a harmonica holder for a giraffe. 1.3077 0.03743 208 154 45 9
729 They sound awful, but I love that they're getting along. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
730 I'm thinking 'Hoot-n-Collar." 1.3073 0.03901 205 152 43 10
731 It turns out money is an even bigger motivator than food treats. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
732 At least it's not Christmas music. 1.3073 0.04022 205 154 39 12
733 Man, this has really been a strange year. 1.3073 0.03839 205 151 45 9
734 Needs more kibble. 1.3073 0.04022 205 154 39 12
735 I'm less worried about their ceiling than I am about our floor. 1.3073 0.03839 205 151 45 9
736 It's the Bremen Quartet and a Fish Called Wanda. 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
737 Some of us have been very productive in our quarantine isolation, Karen. 1.3073 0.03839 205 151 45 9
738 Say ‘More cowbell‘ one more time and I’ll kick your ass” 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
739 He's clearly barking at the wrong key 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
740 Now this is what I call alternative! 1.3054 0.03983 203 152 40 11
741 Is it me or has their sound become too domesticated? 1.3054 0.04044 203 153 38 12
742 They call themselves “Love, Prey, Eat.” 1.3054 0.03922 203 151 42 10
743 They're right, we gotta get outta this place if it's the last thing we ever do. 1.3054 0.04163 203 155 34 14
744 This is the last time I work on one of your pet projects. 1.3054 0.03922 203 151 42 10
745 Apparently, their song was first performed on Noah's Ark. 1.3054 0.03827 203 152 41 10
746 This can all be fixed in post production. 1.3054 0.03664 203 151 44 8
747 No problem getting these guys adopted. 1.3039 0.03843 204 151 44 9
748 I'm worried that the love triangle between Benji,Fluffy and Socks is starting to affect the band's performance. 1.3039 0.03843 204 151 44 9
749 You know I said ‘house band’ not ‘house trained’ 1.3035 0.03814 201 148 45 8
750 The fish writes all their lyrics. 1.3035 0.03814 201 148 45 8
751 I had to have the soprano neutered. 1.3035 0.03879 201 154 36 11
752 Which one of these cats is the woofer and which is the tweeter? 1.3035 0.04067 201 149 37 12
753 But they work for table scraps. 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
754 Tech-wise, it's almost as good as the Republican National Convention! 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
755 Can’t see how we don’t give them a treat after that. 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
756 What’s really amazing about them is that the fish is the actual bandleader! 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
757 It's his pet project. 1.3035 0.03814 201 148 45 8
758 I know, but it’s going to go viral on YouTube 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
759 They’re not as good in concert. 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
760 They were all lost when I found them 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
761 It's probably cultural appropriation, but they'll get away with it 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
762 They’re the only group we could find that wasn’t worried about social distancing in the studio. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
763 The drummer had to go to the vet. 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
764 Really? No formal training? 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
765 They were discovered by the Pet Shop Boys. 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
766 Never thought I'd say this, but I'm going to need more cow-bell. 1.3035 0.03911 201 154 31 13
767 They’re a great studio band but on the road they have to stop at every tree and they get freaked-out by sound-check feedback squeals. 1.3035 0.03943 201 150 41 10
768 And to think they're all rescues, except, of course, for the horn player. 1.3035 0.03814 201 148 45 8
769 They sound a bit like The Animals, don’t you think? 1.3035 0.03943 201 150 41 10
770 So when do we tell Noah they suck? 1.3035 0.03814 201 148 45 8
771 Wait'll the release party... it's a total zoo. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
772 They call this one, ‘6 am on a Saturday’. It’s their greatest hit. 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
773 They appeal to a very diversified audience. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
774 It's Frank's pet project. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 40 10
775 It's been a pet project of mine for ages. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
776 They're almost there but how do we Tuna fish? 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
777 Rescue Me" topped the charts long before Aretha's time. 1.3020 0.04049 202 153 37 12
778 We need to cut it, the horn is getting drowned out. 1.3020 0.03733 202 148 47 7
779 Way more authentic than The Beach Boys’ version 1.3020 0.03529 202 150 47 5
780 The flounder’s a little flat. 1.3020 0.03666 202 147 49 6
781 I wish Howlin' Wolf was here. 1.3020 0.04110 202 154 35 13
782 I'm trying to get a rattlesnake for the percussion section. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
783 I like the melody, but I just don’t understand the lyrics. 1.3020 0.03666 202 147 49 6
784 I used to work at a Kissing Booth. What about you? 1.3020 0.03798 202 149 45 8
785 Definitely need more bass. 1.3020 0.03926 202 151 41 10
786 They make great companion albums 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
787 No, I think it's the subwoofer that needs adjusting. 1.3020 0.03863 202 154 34 12
788 Who vets the new signings? 1.3010 0.03802 196 144 45 7
789 They were all quarantined together at an animal shelter for three months, and apparently they have come up with something ‘organic’ from the experience. 1.3010 0.04132 196 149 35 12
790 I still can’t hear the fucking fish. 1.3010 0.04132 196 149 35 12
791 For the last time, we're not calling them Muttley Crüe. 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
792 A little less on the woofer. 1.3010 0.03732 196 143 47 6
793 Turn the bass up as high as it will go." 1.3010 0.03870 196 145 43 8
794 I'll be glad when the musicians' strike is over! 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
795 Of course pet lives matter but that's not the point. 1.3010 0.03937 196 146 41 9
796 This'll be quick. They only know Old McDonald. 1.3010 0.03732 196 145 44 7
797 Admit it. Analog is warmer than digital. 1.3010 0.03732 196 143 47 6
798 Good sound, but which one’s Hootie? 1.3010 0.04132 196 149 35 12
799 Brian Wilson’s vision for The Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds album is final becoming a reality. 1.3010 0.03732 196 143 47 6
800 What's the opposite of viral? 1.3010 0.04068 196 150 34 12
801 After you said, "These cats howl", I was expecting jazz. 1.3010 0.03870 196 145 43 8
802 Where's the mouse with the cowbell? 1.3010 0.03732 196 153 33 10
803 I need more howl and yowl. 1.3010 0.04068 196 150 34 12
804 Nobody listens to lyrics these days anyway. 1.3010 0.03870 196 145 43 8
805 This is the internet’s fault. 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
806 It's two dog, two cats and a fish. How did you expect them to sound? 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
807 They’re just too domesticated to perform “”Wild Thing.” 1.3010 0.03937 196 146 41 9
808 Wait until you hear the purrcussionist. 1.3010 0.03802 196 144 45 7
809 No matter how many takes, we never say “scratch it.” 1.3010 0.04317 196 152 29 15
810 Now the studio is really going to have to get some different signs for the restroom. 1.3010 0.03802 196 144 45 7
811 Hear me out: 'Pet Sounds.' 1.3010 0.03870 196 145 43 8
812 I don’t really understand the lyrics. 1.3010 0.04132 196 149 35 12
813 On second thought, a video of this might be more impressive than the audio. 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
814 I still think "Rescue Me" seems a little self-serving. 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
815 They were very heavily influenced by Brian Wilson. 1.3010 0.03732 196 143 47 6
816 I point-blank refused to pick it up. I don’t care if he is a star. But it’s moot anyways, he ate it on the way back. 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
817 Turn down your woofer. 1.3010 0.03870 196 145 43 8
818 Because of the pandemic we’ve been recording more alternative bands. 1.3010 0.03732 196 143 47 6
819 Turns out all they needed was the right key to live in harmony. 1.3010 0.03870 196 145 43 8
820 The Pet Entertainment Network is going to be the next big thing. 1.3010 0.04132 196 151 32 13
821 Too much whine, not enough purr, and I still can't hear the fish. 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
822 The fish sounds a little drowned out. 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
823 It's sort of been my pet project. 1.3010 0.03802 196 144 45 7
824 I don't know how they got this far without a drummer. 1.3000 0.03988 170 124 41 5
825 And to think, they were going to be put down earlier today. 1.2990 0.04282 194 150 30 14
826 Is caterwauling a genre? 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
827 Let's stop here. The dogs are late for their poker game. 1.2990 0.03678 194 141 48 5
828 Now that's what I call diversity. 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
829 Do you think cats naturally gravitate toward string instruments? 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
830 They say their main influences are The Byrds, The Turtles, and The Monkees. 1.2990 0.03750 194 142 46 6
831 You say ‘noise’. Rolling Stone says ‘the willful incoherence of Nirvana’. 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
832 I miss cat videos. 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
833 where are the beetles?! 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
834 This is what you get for hiring non-union musicians. 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
835 I guess we needed that cowbell after all. 1.2990 0.04219 194 147 32 13
836 Don't you think we have taken this diversity thing a little too far? 1.2990 0.03821 194 143 44 7
837 I am trying to imagine how they met the guy on horn 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
838 Look, if you say I used to work with Madonna one more time... 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
839 ASCAP, meet ASPCA. 1.2990 0.03821 194 143 44 7
840 Two Dog,Two Cat,One Fish Night. 1.2990 0.04219 194 149 32 13
841 Now that's what I call "Pet Sounds" 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
842 I know what it needs, MORE COWBELL!!! 1.2990 0.03821 194 143 44 7
843 We have enough woofers and vocals, maybe should add some tweeters. 1.2990 0.03750 194 141 46 6
844 This is ridiculous -- a goldfish can't blow a horn. 1.2974 0.03873 195 147 39 9
845 It's just a natural evolution in the entertainment industry. 1.2969 0.03840 192 142 43 7
846 There's no Animals without Eric Burdon. 1.2969 0.03768 192 141 45 6
847 I heard the singer slept with the bass player 1.2969 0.03910 192 143 41 8
848 It’s their last album. I hear they fight all the time. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
849 We’ve lost our tweeter. 1.2969 0.03910 192 143 41 8
850 I think it needs some cowbell, don't you? 1.2969 0.03768 192 139 42 7
851 This might work better as a video. 1.2967 0.04122 182 137 36 9
852 The studio did say that they wanted to remake "Pet Sounds"... 1.2941 0.04383 187 146 27 14
853 The fish still sounds garbled. 1.2941 0.04182 187 143 33 11
854 The fish kinda saves it, don't you think? 1.2941 0.03897 187 139 41 7
855 When you said we were recording a new album for The Animals this isn't exactly what I understood. 1.2941 0.03823 187 138 43 6
856 A little more feline and a tad less canine. Wanda sounds fine. 1.2941 0.03897 187 139 41 7
857 It is too exactly how Brian Wilson did it. 1.2941 0.04182 187 143 33 11
858 The fish sounds a little muffled. 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
859 Less howling, more meowing, don't you think? 1.2941 0.04317 187 145 29 13
860 They're fantastic musicians but they'll only play when they hear sirens 1.2941 0.03897 187 139 41 7
861 It’s a remake of“We Gotta Get Outta This Place,”originally by The Animals. 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
862 First the Monkees reunion and now the Animals!! 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
863 Well, at least they can howl, growl and gurgle on key. 1.2941 0.04112 187 149 25 13
864 They know they get treats after each song. 1.2941 0.03747 187 145 34 8
865 You were right, Alvin -- these guys are way better than the chipmunks! 1.2941 0.03747 187 137 45 5
866 No. ‘Pet Soundz’...with a z. Totally different. 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
867 who better to record " I do it in the road" 1.2941 0.04112 187 142 35 10
868 One of them was in Country Joe’s band. 1.2941 0.03970 187 140 39 8
869 Yes, we did have a bird, but it spent all day tweeting. 1.2941 0.03823 187 140 40 7
870 There's drama. They say the keyboardist almost chased off the lead singer. 1.2941 0.03970 187 140 39 8
871 They leave you begging for more. 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
872 Domesticated tour dates are sold out. 1.2941 0.04112 187 142 35 10
873 I think they’ve lost that instinctive tension. 1.2932 0.03770 191 141 44 6
874 I'm dating the cute one. 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
875 The fish won't stop playing 'Octopus's Garden'! 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
876 The only thing missing is the Cat and the fiddle! 1.2932 0.03770 191 141 44 6
877 Yeah, I was a minority hire, too. 1.2932 0.04119 191 146 34 11
878 It just sounds a little pitchy. 1.2932 0.03983 191 150 25 13
879 Music recording has long been a pet project for me. 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
880 Cheer up. It's either this or the RNC Convention. 1.2931 0.03995 174 129 39 6
881 There’s no way this will sell after a vaccine is approved, right? 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
882 Do you think we're taking the cat cafe concept too far? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
883 We need more harmony. Bring in the puppies. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
884 It’s the cat’s meow—nails it every time. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
885 We are auditioning a drummer but he is not toilet trained. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
886 Enough diversity for ya? 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
887 It’s called “Heavy Kennel” 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
888 C'mon, we knew this was inevitable once that 'cat playing piano' video on Facebook hit 100 million likes. 1.2919 0.03842 185 137 42 6
889 Every time I turn my back the horn section gets smaller. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
890 Yeah they’re a good band, but they only want to sing about food. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
891 We can't let them be misunderstood. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
892 What happened to the beatles? 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
893 Cow bell. We need a cow with a bell. Cow bell. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
894 This group certainly puts the zoo in Zoom. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
895 At least they're not out there begging. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
896 Let's take five for treats. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
897 They don't know we ran out of treats! 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
898 It's a polyfaunic orchestra 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
899 No cowbells? 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
900 They were the only musicians who weren't in quarantine. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
901 Is it me or does the fish sound out of breath? 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
902 On the other hand, I don't approve of letting them on the furniture. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
903 On Spotify, nobody knows you’re two dogs, two cats, and a fish. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
904 Sounds like the horn section is getting drowned out. 1.2919 0.03764 185 136 44 5
905 It was this or give them treats. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
906 They call themselves The Pet Peeves. 1.2919 0.03842 185 137 42 6
907 I'm telling you, the Internet will love this. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
908 So, how else could we make 2020 worse? 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
909 They improve slightly after meal time. 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
910 This will be huge on the domestic chart. 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
911 Be thankful you’re not in charge of catering 1.2912 0.03800 182 134 43 5
912 It's amazing how they can put personal conflicts aside for their music. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
913 How far are you willing to take this war with the neighbors? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
914 ‘The Animals’ is taken. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
915 It shouldn’t work — but it does! 1.2896 0.03938 183 137 39 7
916 They must be Democrats, don't you think? 1.2896 0.04302 183 141 29 12
917 COVID kept everyone inside and the animals came back. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
918 They may think they're the cats' meow, but it's that tiny tuna on trumpet that nails it. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
919 The harmony has improved since we fired that donkey and elephant. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
920 My God, that dog can howl! 1.2896 0.03861 183 136 41 6
921 Cats and Jammers; really? 1.2896 0.04014 183 138 37 8
922 Seems a bit safer than "Crocodile Rock." 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
923 They've got the studio for another hour. But they tried to argue 7 in dog hours. 1.2896 0.03782 183 135 43 5
924 I hear their agent is a real shark. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
925 The drummer had a vet appointment. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
926 I think we could use more bass. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
927 As soon as they're housebroken we'll set up a Tiny Desk Concert at NPR 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
928 Now all we have to do is teach them to play. 1.2896 0.03938 183 140 35 8
929 Someday, Yoko Ono will break up the band... 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
930 Looks like their 'House of the Rising Sun' was a one-hit wonder. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
931 The acoustics were better at the pound. 1.2896 0.03938 183 137 39 7
932 You should see them play poker. 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
933 Wait, what are they paying us with? 1.2881 0.03855 177 131 41 5
934 I've heard worse. 1.2881 0.03938 177 132 39 6
935 But they sounded great singing acapella. 1.2880 0.03843 184 137 41 6
936 The GOP gets unlimited use at campaign events. 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
937 They've been really tight since the thunderstorm passed. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
938 They’re good but they’re no Partridge Family. 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
939 Brave little creatures play on while their owners are sheltering in place. 1.2880 0.03685 184 135 45 4
940 This is how Brian Wilson actually imagined the album. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
941 Needs more garbage lid. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
942 They found each other on the internet, where nobody knows you're a dog. 1.2874 0.04170 167 126 34 7
943 Bring down the woofer, and where's the tweeter? 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
944 I promise you, no one has ever heard "We Are the World" done quite like this. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
945 I guess this is what they mean by America's got talent! 1.2874 0.03978 174 130 38 6
946 I know, but on their last record we got more than 7,000 complaints from cat owners that the dogs and fish were too loud. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
947 I have to hand it to you, Amber. Using brass here is totally counterintuitive but it really ties the song together. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
948 They're playing "Purina Burana". 1.2873 0.04258 181 140 30 11
949 If you go out in the alley it sounds really good. 1.2873 0.03881 181 135 40 6
950 The horn section needs more bass. 1.2865 0.03837 178 132 41 5
951 No, they’re not the Animals; they are the animals. 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
952 They're still reeling from the potbellied pig going solo. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
953 I once worked with Elton John...what happened to my life? 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
954 Sure, but let's see them roll over. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
955 It's fun to spay at the S-P-C-A... 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
956 I know, but they insisted we keep the banjo. 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
957 You were right, we definitely need more cowbell. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
958 According to Phil Spector’s notes, we are supposed to throw a piece of liver onto the floor, keep recording ...and then fade out. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
959 The Goldfish seems a bit muted. Bring him up a bit. 1.2865 0.03999 178 136 34 8
960 And all this time I thought of the horn as only a wind instrument. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
961 Look, obviously it sucks, but when they come in here just tell them they're good in a funny voice. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
962 I’ve heard better. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
963 Can't you see the elephant in the room? 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
964 They're expected to get 1 million treats when this record goes out 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
965 Too much 'meow' in the mix. Turn up the woofers. 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
966 They recorded their last album at Tabby Road. 1.2865 0.03753 178 131 43 4
967 I blame Disney. 1.2865 0.03580 178 129 47 2
968 Which one is "the cute one" and which one is "the bad boy"? 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
969 Let's title the release "Music for the Apocalypse, by the Pandemic Quintet". 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
970 I heard there's a lot of infighting with this band. 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
971 I know repetitive music is popular, but you’d think they’d do more than bark. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
972 Gives a whole new meaning to scat singing. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
973 Percussion!? Are you nuts? Animals can't play the drums. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
974 A cute video on mute might be our best chance. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
975 Why not? The Chipmunks got away with it! 1.2865 0.03919 178 135 36 7
976 Can you understand a thing they’re saying? 1.2865 0.03837 178 132 41 5
977 With Autotune, nobody knows it's a cat. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
978 The dead mic is on Mittens, just be sure to make eye contact a couple times between takes. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
979 I'm hearing the influences - Three Dog Night, some Stray Cats and even a little Phish. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
980 Genius move, bringing in the trumpet fish to play solo. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
981 And to think, we almost didn't sign the fish. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
982 It's a tribute album to Allen Ginsberg's most famous poem. 1.2865 0.03919 178 138 33 7
983 OK, another take of Rescue Me. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
984 Maybe we should just stick to chipmunks. 1.2865 0.04155 178 135 33 9
985 What's not to get? They have animal magnetism. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
986 After this take, we dub in the mice and parrot. 1.2857 0.03940 182 139 35 8
987 They were the only group willing to come out of quarantine. 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
988 They call it "Ruff Jazz." 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
989 They learned by watching YouTube. 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
990 Taking into account their lack of opposable thumbs, they’re not bad. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
991 Thy couldn't find dog number 3 so they settled for two cats and a fish. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
992 Their lead singer is in rehab for a catnip addiction. 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
993 What happened to the cow with the bell? 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
994 This band can't carry a tuna. 1.2841 0.03856 176 131 40 5
995 Let's try it with a tad more meow on this next one Rick. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
996 I need cow bell. 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
997 Really? I just think we haven't hit on the right song yet. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
998 The Monkees, Three Dog Night, The Animals...no, I did NOT know what I was getting in for. 1.2841 0.03939 176 132 38 6
999 There has to be a better way to dampen the trumpet. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
1000 Not what I expected when I booked an Animal's reunion show. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
1001 You can really tell which one is Neil Young's dog, can't you. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
1002 It all sounds good now, but you wouldn't believe how many treats it took just to get them in the same studio 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
1003 I still wish we had them classically trained. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
1004 I fed them last time 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
1005 We see a cute little fish, the cats see dinner. 1.2841 0.03771 176 130 42 4
1006 Why are you sitting so close to me? 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
1007 Why is the fish here? 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
1008 I know all about monkeys typing Shakespeare. But this studio charges by the hour. 1.2841 0.04021 176 138 30 8
1009 Ya know, Covid has really changed this business. 1.2841 0.03771 176 130 42 4
1010 It´s a small demographic, but they´r fans are really loyal. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
1011 Number four microphone seems a little drowned out. 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
1012 'They have a huge following on Tik-Tok.' 1.2841 0.04332 176 137 28 11
1013 The fish says he played with Miles Davis. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
1014 Unredacted Mueller Report Reveals That It Was in Fact Donald Trump Who 'Let the Dogs Out' - Satire by Andy Borowitz 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
1015 I don’t hear that hissing sound when they’re six feet apart. 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
1016 No, I meant it needs a little more bass, not bass. 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
1017 Yeah, this is one of my pet projects. 1.2825 0.03920 177 132 38 6
1018 I'm getting a little distortion on the horn. 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
1019 CERTAIN MEMBERS WHO WILL GO UNNAMED DON'T WANT TO SING "YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG" 1.2825 0.03666 177 130 44 3
1020 You Don't Feed Me Anymore." Catchy, isn't it 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
1021 More cicadas ... and cowbell. 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
1022 Wouldn’t it be nice if we could get this in one take? 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
1023 I think the bass is drowning everyone else out. Know how to tuna fish?” 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
1024 Meow remix 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
1025 They’re called Pet Rock 1.2818 0.04019 181 138 35 8
1026 Needs more cowbell” 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
1027 When you mentioned the blowfish, I assumed we also were getting Hootie. 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
1028 Most of them have learned to respond to the Get Down command. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
1029 I swear, if one more person tells me I should name their album "Pet Sounds".... 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
1030 I hear they kill in the Canary Islands. 1.2816 0.03875 174 130 39 5
1031 The Humans'? It seems like such a dumb band name 1.2816 0.03875 174 132 36 6
1032 I liked their original "House of the Rising Sun" better. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
1033 Never thought I'd hear a protest song against thunder storms... 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
1034 What does the fox say? 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
1035 They all hate the fish. 1.2816 0.03875 174 130 39 5
1036 And you've never seen a more loyal fan base. 1.2816 0.04043 174 132 35 7
1037 When you asked me to work on a remix of the “Pet Sounds” album, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2816 0.03875 174 130 39 5
1038 The trumpet sounds fishy.. 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
1039 They only do Pet Shop Boys covers. 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
1040 I think Pet Sounds is already taken. 1.2814 0.04063 167 126 35 6
1041 I thought of the perfect name for the album, but it turns out the Beach Boys already used it. 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
1042 It's a lot cheaper than using real people. 1.2809 0.04434 178 141 24 13
1043 Does the dog on the piano sound a little ruff to you? 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
1044 I’m getting used to it – an urgent, bluesy, deeply touching sound. Do you happen to have a treat in your pocket? 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1045 The song sucks, but the video is guaranteed to go viral. 1.2803 0.04025 157 117 36 4
1046 I told you, they'd all learn to play together. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1047 Adjust the woofer. 1.2800 0.03770 175 133 38 4
1048 They had never gone gold until Koi pushed for “Age of Aquarium”. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1049 They were the only group willing to play in the pandemic. 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
1050 I think we should add one more dramatic paws 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
1051 What? "Pet Sounds" was originally a Beach Boys album? Next you're gonna tell me the Righteous Brothers were white. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1052 So much easier to work with than a people band. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1053 I'm thinking 'cowbell'. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1054 I long for the days when I was just herding cats. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1055 I thought that if I gave them their own zoom session they wouldn't need to be in all of mine. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1056 I'm pretty sure this is how Brian Wilson did it... 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1057 My background is in monkeys and typewriters. Why do you ask? 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1058 I heard they killed at the last 4H conference... 1.2800 0.03940 175 131 37 6
1059 Call me too literal-minded, but I got the idea while listening to Three Dog Night. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1060 Should we talk about the elephant that is not in the room? 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1061 I hope they won't be dismissed as just a novelty act. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
1062 I think "Pet Sounds" is a stupid name for an album. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1063 No, that Pet Sounds was recorded by humans. Legally we’re in the clear. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1064 Was the pandemic that devastating for New York artists? 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1065 I guess yapping is the new rapping 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1066 I think the bass is being drowned out 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1067 The Animals? No. The Byrds? Taken. Phish? Ugh! Three Dog Night? The Stray Cats... 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1068 Eat your heart out, Phil Spector 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
1069 I beg your pardon. I said I had issues with the PITCH. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1070 Girl, there's a better life for me and you. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1071 Give me a little more woofer. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1072 Don't even think about asking for more cowbell. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1073 Their lead singer was horse 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1074 The name of this band is "Fish Out of Water." Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1075 I still don't think we need two guitarists. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1076 It's a mashup of cats, dogs and blow fish. They're called "The Pandemics" 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
1077 The dogs and cats came for a song, but the fish blowing the cool horn cost me plenty! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1078 They'll never know once we run it through auto-tune. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1079 Sure, the keyboardist is great, but he's no Beethoven. 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
1080 If you knock in the glass they go into very hard metal mode. 1.2791 0.03716 172 127 42 3
1081 Their sound is a bit ruff. 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
1082 They’re pretty good. But can they play anything other than The House of the Rising Sun? 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1083 Too tame? 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1084 We always record Eric Burdon separately. 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
1085 Remember, we just need to make them look cute and they won't notice anything else 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1086 You know how fish are; they always need to get their scales in. 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
1087 I've been working with them since March. 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
1088 That fish plays the horn without lungs. Amazing! 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1089 I told you it wasn't a good idea to have the fish on trumpet 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
1090 You know, I think we should have the fish play the ukulele. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
1091 We have enough woofers but we still need a tweeter 1.2781 0.03353 169 129 37 3
1092 They all slept with my wife. Now they’re singing a song about it. They’re mocking me, Derrick. They’re mocking me. 1.2781 0.04109 169 132 29 8
1093 I need to re-examine my life choices 1.2771 0.03688 166 129 33 4
1094 The fish? He's the producer's nephew. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1095 Live concerts are going to be tough. 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
1096 You know, I wanted to study medicine 1.2771 0.03974 166 125 36 5
1097 Categorize this, Spotify! 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1098 Trust me, when we dub in human voices it'll be a big hit. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
1099 But you can't tune a fish. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
1100 Add more sole? 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1101 The band really took off once they got over the guitar strings issue. 1.2754 0.03861 167 125 38 4
1102 Needs more cowbell. Get Bessie back in here. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1103 We need to balance the woofers. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1104 Brian Wilson Sounds 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1105 I didn't like hip-hop at first either. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1106 Like pop radio will notice a difference... 1.2754 0.03767 167 124 40 3
1107 They call themselves Hootie and the Blowfish. 1.2754 0.04132 167 126 31 7
1108 Let's turn up the brass - it's being drowned out. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1109 Owners are even worse than agents! 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1110 Do you hear that hissing sound, too? 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1111 I don't care what the cow plays, just get him in here. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1112 Trust me. It’ll all come together once Eric Burdon gets here. 1.2754 0.03861 167 125 38 4
1113 You’re right, Old McDonald would be proud. 1.2754 0.04132 167 127 32 7
1114 I say we bring back those chipmunks. 1.2754 0.03767 167 124 40 3
1115 The question is, what do we do with the masters? 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1116 What we need is a cow bell. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1117 They're great, but we need more cowbell. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1118 If you listen carefully, every song has the same lyrics: ‘Feed me.’ 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1119 The drummer is out in the barking lot 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1120 They''re good, but I don't like the lyrics 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 27 9
1121 Yoko plays trumpet? 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1122 Strange group, right? No drums, but they have a bass. 1.2754 0.03861 167 125 38 4
1123 Sure they can jam, but wait ‘till you have to clean up the mess they leave behind! 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1124 When they callled to make the appointment, they referred to themselves as "The Grateful Fed" Who knew 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1125 We'll post it on the internet. Nobody will know. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1126 The Monkees are coming in next week. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1127 Better than the Rat Pack, but not as good as the Monkeys 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1128 So when did The Animals get back together? 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1129 Bring down the bass. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1130 They were even better when they had two horn players. The lead singer said he just mysteriously disappeared one day. 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
1131 These guys are gonna bury the Chipmunks on the charts. It's all about diversity now, Sweetie. 1.2754 0.03767 167 124 40 3
1132 See, I told you chipmunks aren't the only animals with musical talent! 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1133 I don't know if I want my name on the credits for this one. 1.2754 0.03861 167 125 38 4
1134 Less woofer, please. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1135 I think we could use a hamster and a tambourine. 1.2754 0.03861 167 125 38 4
1136 Rumor is the keyboardist has worms. 1.2754 0.03861 167 125 38 4
1137 Turn down the levels on the woofers. 1.2754 0.03767 167 124 40 3
1138 I told you to call ASCAP for a group, not the SPCA 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
1139 I dunno, the trumpet sounds a little muffled... 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1140 Uh, is that a blowfish? 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1141 That new cat on bass is very cool. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1142 Apparently, “The Animals” has been used already, so I’m suggesting “The Plants”. 1.2754 0.04548 167 131 22 12
1143 More falsetto,get the bird. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1144 What if we change the chorus to e-i-e-i-o? 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1145 I dig that low wailing tone that Fluffy gets when she's in heat. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1146 I’m telling you, the cats are convinced this track will be fine without the trumpet part. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1147 The Meowmas and the Puppas are fantastic, but Sid Fishious sounds a little flat. 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
1148 At least it's not the Beetles... 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1149 They're great in the studio but you should see what they do to a hotel room when they're on tour. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1150 What do you mean "a little odd"? You've never seen a band with 2 lead guitars before? 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1151 I say next track we feature those chipmunks. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1152 We'll edit out Mitzi's hairball. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1153 I'm taking 'producer for The Monkees' off of my résumé. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1154 Well we fixed the horn washout, but now I'm having trouble with the woofer. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1155 The only one getting the syncopation right is the goldfish. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1156 They’re called Benny and the Pets 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1157 I told you AutoTune would change the face of music. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1158 A great band, but they can really trash a hotel room. 1.2754 0.03670 167 123 42 2
1159 I don’t get it either, but it’s my job. 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
1160 Honestly, they have more natural talent than a few of the punk bands I recorded in the '70s. 1.2739 0.03898 157 117 37 3
1161 It’s a lot better without the soundtrack. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
1162 At least they're playing together. 1.2727 0.03974 165 125 35 5
1163 Finally I understand the merger of CRISPR, ASCAP, and the SPCA. 1.2727 0.04155 165 126 31 7
1164 We really need to stop public voting in talent shows... 1.2727 0.04155 165 129 27 8
1165 Their live shows are way better. This studio work is just a pet project. 1.2727 0.04114 143 107 33 3
1166 The hep cats are great, but two are dogging it and one is floundering… 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1167 This sounds terrible. 1.2727 0.04815 165 135 15 15
1168 No drums? 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
1169 Yes, but what sets them apart from other bands? 1.2722 0.03980 158 119 35 4
1170 This explains the reservation fee paid in kibble. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
1171 It's better then the dog-and-pony show I worked with last week... 1.2722 0.03980 158 119 35 4
1172 Should we listen to our animal instincts? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1173 Honestly, I liked their earlier work. 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
1174 Union rules say they get treats because they're good, yes they are. 1.2722 0.03980 158 119 35 4
1175 Much easier. Humans are a pain in the ass. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
1176 Still sounds better than Bob Dylan. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1177 Just wait until the doves cry. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1178 Given the social distancing regulations this was the only combo we could get. 1.2716 0.03919 162 122 36 4
1179 No. "Cacophony" It's not a play on words. 1.2716 0.04552 162 126 22 11
1180 When the song ends, all hell breaks loose. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1181 I can't make heads or tails out of it 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
1182 Its a Pet Sounds tribute album. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1183 That fish is drowning the others again. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1184 It’s your turn to take them for a walk after the session 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
1185 No, no... literally a cow with a bell 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1186 They already have successful solo careers. This is more of a pet project for them. 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
1187 When we asked for a group of diverse artists, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
1188 The coolest thing about this band is none of them can even read music! 1.2704 0.04342 159 126 24 9
1189 Make it quick. You know this group is heading to creative differences. 1.2704 0.03752 159 120 36 3
1190 After all the past conflict and drama I never would have thought a reunion was possible. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1191 Finally, we’ve got a band that doesn’t require social distancing. 1.2699 0.04179 163 125 30 7
1192 I know what's missing here. Some cowbell. Any cowbell. It needs more cowbell. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1193 The best part is we don´t have to pay them. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
1194 They’re not the same since the hamster went solo. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1195 Hey, they paid for their studio time. Let's be professionals. 1.2688 0.03836 160 120 37 3
1196 The horn has no depth. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1197 Unfortunately we couldn't find a Theremin. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1198 It was a bit ruff until we switched the cats to lead vocals. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1199 They're playing Petco Park in November. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1200 It’s not so much whether it’s good or bad. It’s that they can do it at all. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1201 The band’s called Two Cats, Two Dogs and Dinner. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1202 They’re both pitchy and catchy. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1203 You put away the vacuum cleaner, right? 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1204 I can't hear it, but I know that it's there. 1.2688 0.03938 160 122 32 5
1205 I think the fish is flat. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1206 MORE COWBELL! Wait, where's the cow? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1207 Don’t fall for it when they say “You’re not hearing what I’m hearing.” 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1208 Yup, Brian Wilson wants to cut a more authentic remake of the Beach Boys’ album “Pet Sounds.” 1.2688 0.03680 160 119 36 3
1209 It was serendipity. I went out back in the alley behind the club for a smoke 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1210 I miss The Byrds. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1211 I suspect the cats have had something to do with the brass section dwindling. 1.2688 0.03836 160 120 37 3
1212 I know it's terrible, but they have a lot of Instagram followers. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1213 Check the mike over the tank. We’re losing the bass. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1214 Well, they sound a lot better than when they're trying to kill each other. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1215 I know we saved them, but, in a way, they saved me. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1216 Can you get the cats to lay off the "my dog has fleas" bit now? 1.2688 0.03836 160 120 37 3
1217 A little too much woofer. 1.2688 0.03836 160 122 34 4
1218 I could really use a doe or a deer right now. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1219 This is a pet project of mine. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1220 Their agent is a real pig! 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1221 It’s good, but the horn section sounds really drowned out. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1222 If it's a hootnanny, shouldn't there be an owl? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1223 It’s a little ruff. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1224 Free Bird? That's what the crowd wanted, but now we have no drummer. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1225 just like other bands, they play together fantastic but fight like hell at practice 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1226 ``It sounds a bit too `domestic' for an international audience.'' 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1227 Sure they slobber on the mics, but they work for kibble. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1228 The horn section's a little fishy" 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1229 So,what you do during the quarantine? 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1230 Can I get a little more cowbell? 1.2688 0.03836 160 122 34 4
1231 Just add a little auto tune & we got a hit. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1232 If this Pet Band hadn't just won American Idol, I'd be worried about my career as a Producer... 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1233 This band could use some cow bell ... 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1234 Amazing isn't it to see what happens when owners are locked in their homes with their pets. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1235 Old MacDonald Had a Farm"? Are they kidding 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1236 Who's that cat on bass? 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1237 You said we should use a woofer. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1238 It’s hard to believe it’s only their third album. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1239 I'm getting background noise, kinda like a gurgle. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1240 I’d like a little more of the fish 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1241 We need more bubbles... the fish is flat. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1242 I hear they fight like cats and dogs. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1243 No. We can't call it folk music. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1244 No doubt, but can we find a word other than "viral"? 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1245 Can you believe they barely even read our contract? 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1246 What did you do with your quarantine time? 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1247 They got tired doing silly videos. 1.2658 0.04057 158 123 29 6
1248 I heard their last concert was like a zoo 1.2658 0.04615 158 127 20 11
1249 Of course they sound great, but it just feels so derivative. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1250 They can roll over and play dead too. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1251 Boy, that one cat can really sing! 1.2658 0.03747 158 118 38 2
1252 Frankly, I felt the first Pet Sounds album was better. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1253 Needs more bass. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1254 love their version of "Feline Alright" 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1255 They don’t sound as good as they look. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1256 Perhaps a bit more wah-wah on the trumpet. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1257 Sure it sounds bad, but think of the views on TikTok! 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1258 Switching the ukulele with the vuvuzela really made it work. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1259 Who knew they could actually live in harmony? 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1260 Call Captain Kirk to the bridge. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1261 Now I know why they paid me to take this job! 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1262 I don’t think these guys were classically trained. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1263 What Brian Wison wants, Brian Wilson gets. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1264 They put aside their differences for rock and roll. 1.2658 0.03747 158 118 38 2
1265 What did you say was in those brownies? 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1266 That reminds me, it’s supposed to rain tomorrow. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1267 The plan is for their first album and preliminary exposure in 2021, second album in 2023, and they'll be peeking in time for the next Republican Convention. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1268 Trust me, their manager is a real weasel. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1269 More bass. 1.2658 0.03638 158 126 28 4
1270 Needs cowbell, right? 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1271 The owners are in quarantine. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1272 It’s their answer to Cat Stevens, Three Dog Night and Phish. They call themselves “The Humans” 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1273 They don't respond to the command to 'cut' so if you want them to stop you have to walk into the studio and squirt them with a water bottle. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1274 They made their album cover from scratch. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1275 Who's idea was it to have a "Bring your pet to work day"? 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1276 It’s all a bit tame. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1277 This band has always been my pet project. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1278 I'm getting a lot of hiss on microphones three and five. 1.2658 0.03747 158 118 38 2
1279 They'd like to teach the world to sing. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1280 The unique thing about the band is no drummer 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1281 It's not the same sound since their back up singers flew away." 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1282 I admit it's a cleaner sound, but nothing compares to their live performance in the alley. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1283 It’s just not the same without Eric Burdon. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1284 They call themselves the Woof Tang Clan 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1285 They are terrible but the fish blows a mean bubble 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1286 I thought you said YOU were going to bring-along the pooper-scooper and kitty litter! 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1287 You know? They don't sound anything like the old "Animals." 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1288 Dig that singer. She's the cat's meow. But the guy on keyboards is dogging it. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1289 The halibut's flat. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1290 They're called Petulance. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1291 They refused headphones in solidarity with the fish. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1292 They combine the unique sounds of Three Dog Night, Josie&the Pussycats, and Phish. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1293 With this next record we'll show the Westminster Kennel Club who's REALLY best in show! 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1294 The vote was 3 to 2 to add a subwoofer. 1.2658 0.03853 158 121 33 4
1295 It was my idea to mic the fish. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1296 They're killing in the pet-food-ad biz, and they work for product. 1.2658 0.03957 158 124 28 6
1297 Well, they’re not exactly the Beatles. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
1298 Well, the keyboardist is a bit spotty, the bass is too growling, the lead guitar has too much fuzz, the trumpeter overworks the scales, and the cat singing lead vocals sounds like she comes from some back alley. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1299 I still say any Musicians of Bremen tribute band will need a donkey and a rooster. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1300 When I said more bass, I did not mean literally. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1301 Upside: No Covid 19 worries. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1302 They deserve a treat. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1303 I know, it's always such a burden to come up with a clever name. They're called "The Humans". 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1304 Sounds like the fish is out of breath. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
1305 Call this a "hootenanny"? Where are the owls? 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1306 The vocals are a little fuzzy, don't you think? 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1307 They're just trying to make their mark. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1308 I admit the fish was a bad decision on my part, but I bet a bird could hit that high C. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1309 They should listen to the guy in the tank. He sure knows his scales. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1310 I’m getting a little leakage from the horn player. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1311 I think we have to admit the Beach Boys did this better. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1312 Before the pandemic they just ignored one another. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
1313 They're not as good without Eric Burdon. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1314 The fish is getting drowned out. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1315 The fish provides the bass line. 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
1316 We definitely need cowbell. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1317 We need to stop early today. We're almost out of treats. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1318 It could be worse. My sister's pets have been baking for six months and there is flour everywhere. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1319 They just haven't been the same since the turtle went solo. 1.2658 0.04345 158 123 26 8
1320 You were right-- it needs cowbell. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1321 It's a kinda dear owner get out the house and let us have our office back kinda blues 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1322 So what? Lennon and McCartney did' get along either. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1323 They do a great cover of "The year of the cat." 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1324 Leave the distortion on. They like their sound a little ruff. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1325 We need to replace the woofer. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1326 They're looking to entertain quarantined humans. 1.2649 0.03954 151 114 34 3
1327 I know. But nostalgia still sells. 1.2649 0.04064 151 117 29 5
1328 I sure hope the fish's microphone is securely attached. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1329 Still better than Nickelback. 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1330 They're very adamant about reclaiming the name Pet Sounds. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1331 It's a brand new genre - "Pet Rock". 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1332 So this is what they do while we are gone 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1333 Did you not cast for cow bell? 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1334 If these guys can live in harmony, why can't we? 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1335 I miss the days of Girl Groups and Boy Bands! 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1336 What a privilege to capture the magic of their sound before the creative differences arise. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1337 It was an all-cat band until the fish filed with the ACLU. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1338 We'll dub in the parakeets when they get back from Florida. 1.2645 0.03783 155 116 37 2
1339 You'd be surprised, there will be less clean-up than after the Stones are here. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1340 They used to be The Dixie Pets, but they got woke. 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
1341 I hear it’s for a fund raiser for the three little pigs 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1342 Even with all that's happening in this drawing, the only thing anyone is going to notice is that we aren't properly socially distancing." 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1343 They’re good, but I wish they’d try something other than cover songs from Pet Sounds. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1344 I'm guessing 1.2 million YouTube views in the first month. 1.2645 0.03783 155 116 37 2
1345 These are not the baddest cats I’ve heard by a long shot. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1346 Let's hope the brass section doesn't go belly-up before we wrap. 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1347 Could be worse. Nugent used to record here. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1348 I lowered the subwoofer and the bass but I’m still hearing a scratchy sound. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1349 I gotta get out of this place if it’s the last thing I ever do....? 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1350 I wonder if the fish knows he is going to be the snack? 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1351 Best remix of “old McDonald had a farm” ever 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1352 animal tracks 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1353 So much for the ‘opposable thumb’ thing. 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1354 This piece is a blend of songs from the Birds, the Monkeys and the Turtles 1.2645 0.03783 155 116 37 2
1355 We'll mix in the parakeets later...Mittens hasn't had lunch yet. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1356 I've tried talking to them but they insist on calling themselves The Animals and the album 'Pet Sounds' and that's that. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1357 How about we dub with human voices? 1.2645 0.03783 155 116 37 2
1358 The only one who really knows how to play is the fish, who works for scale. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1359 They're really not the same without Eric. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1360 Honestly, we're just humoring the fish. 1.2632 0.03931 152 115 34 3
1361 They said the Beach Boys version is just cultural appropriation. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1362 Less bark, more purr? 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
1363 That horn is a problem, it's drowning out the others 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
1364 They're ignoring us! 1.2614 0.04123 153 120 27 6
1365 They work cheap and they're union, so what's the problem? 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
1366 They want to call it Pet Sounds 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1367 Would you believe they're all vegetarians? 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1368 Have you heard their version of "It's Raining Men?" 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1369 Just because they're adopted, doesn't mean they're not a family band. 1.2614 0.03909 153 116 34 3
1370 They’re called The Pet Shop Boys? What a ludicrous name for a band. It will never work. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1371 We can do a ruff demo then fine tune the meow mix. 1.2603 0.04353 146 117 20 8
1372 That’s the third new horn player this year. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1373 What did that fox say? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1374 The lyrics about being housebound are very relatable. 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1375 They’re better than that rock band. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1376 Who let the dogs in? 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 24 7
1377 I love their music, but I don’t get the lyrics. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1378 The album title is Pet Peeves. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1379 Proven herd immunity. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1380 Needs cowbell. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1381 They’re not bad considering only being house trained. 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1382 Yeah, he's never been the same since he kicked the catnip addiction. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1383 The fish, in another life, was Ludwig von Beethoven. Not sure about the others 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1384 I'm okay with this but they tried to pay me in chew toys and catnip. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1385 We really should record one take - just in case. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1386 I'm excited. This will be the first recording with the original orchestration of Saint-Saens' Carnival of the Animals 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1387 It's a shame we can't call them The Animals. 1.2600 0.03949 150 116 30 4
1388 Now I get why it's called a blowfish 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1389 They were OK with the social distancing, but their ears wouldn't work with the masks. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1390 Yes, and they're all self-taught. From scratch. 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1391 I know, but it's run by a dog – that's why they call it, SPOTify. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1392 I hate country music...but it sells. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1393 We better give the cats a lunch break soon, the horn section has gone from five memebers to one. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1394 I thought The Animals split up back in 1966? 1.2600 0.03834 150 113 35 2
1395 If you think they’re bad, you should hear their humans. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1396 See, I told you all this talk about the country being so divided was overstated. 1.2600 0.03834 150 113 35 2
1397 We need to get Eric Burton back in there. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
1398 We need to adjust the woofers and bring in the tweeters 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1399 Let's get a cowbell in there. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1400 When they're not recording, this group fights like cats and dogs. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1401 Just wait, they'll be at each other's throats after the drugs wear off. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1402 Though the class struggle lyrics are topical, I'm afraid "West End Girls" has already been done. 1.2600 0.04676 150 122 16 11
1403 Didn't the Beach Boys already do this? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1404 A little too heavy on the woofer, don't you think? 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1405 They've never finished an album. Someone inevitably gets eaten or chased up a tree. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1406 They need a canary. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1407 Personally, I thought the octopus's drumming was fine. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1408 I feel like we're in some kind of twisted cartoon. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1409 It’s just not the same without the pig 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1410 If there's room I think we need some cowbell... 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1411 With a little grooming, these guys could be stars. 1.2600 0.03834 150 113 35 2
1412 Maybe they'll like THIS version of imagine 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1413 I guess they'll want the vote, next. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1414 All I'm getting is a high pitched whistle...? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1415 Eric Burdon called and said they can’t call themselves the Animals 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1416 And, once again, the drummer is late. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1417 We need more bass. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1418 This is not what I expected when I heard The Animals were back in the studio. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1419 Which one is Country Joe? 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1420 Oh---the song is called "Who Let the dogs Out?" 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1421 'The trumpet is still floating in and out' 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1422 The blowfish left hootie for these cats. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1423 Problem is — they can’t dance. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1424 It was easier than bringing the country together will be. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
1425 After this set take a break and pass the treats 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1426 I liked the Byrds better. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1427 Medication? For what 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1428 You can tune a piano...but you can't tune a fish 1.2600 0.03949 150 120 26 4
1429 The instrumentation is ok, but the vocals are disappointing. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1430 Sure, Brian Wilson's a genius, but ... I don't know. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1431 What made you think that you could replace Wynton Marsalis with a fish. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1432 They also laughed at the Beatles in the beginning. 1.2600 0.03834 150 113 35 2
1433 This is the band formerly known as Three Dog Night. Somehow Two Dog, Two Cat, One Fish Night doesn't have the same cachet. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1434 Now you understand why I said not to bother wearing headphones today 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1435 Contemporary Jazz. It just sounds like noise to me. 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1436 When you told me The Animals wanted to get back together, I didn't think... 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1437 The music is good, but I predict an epic breakup battle. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1438 I’m dreaming. We’re maskless. You’re my 5th grade teacher. The studio’s still closed. An Animals song is playing on the Oldies channel. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1439 Kinda tame. Was hoping for something wilder. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1440 So you'd prefer to pay somebody union scale? 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1441 The dogs and cats hate it, but what can they do? The fish wrote the songs. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1442 We included the horn just for the halibut. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1443 The dogs are solid performers, but the cats are especially young and hungry. Unfortunately, that's the third trumpeter they've gone through in less than a week. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1444 So,what are you thinking about lyric-wise? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1445 That goldfish can’t play for shit!! 1.2600 0.03716 150 112 37 1
1446 I'm having a lot of trouble getting the mid-range right. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1447 This is horrible, I'm leaving. I'd rather cut a fart than cut this album! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1448 There's just no money in grooming. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1449 This quarantine is sure bringing out new talent. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1450 Their style is more rhythm and mews. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1451 With the Beach Boys in quarantine, this is as good as it gets for a “Pet Sounds” redux. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1452 I don't care about 10 million views. Man, back in my day, the cats really knew how to play. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1453 Where is that cow with the bell? I gotta have more cow bell. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1454 Way too much bass from the bass with the brass. 1.2600 0.03834 150 113 35 2
1455 This totally takes me back to being a kid - my parents would get together with their friends and their martinis on hot summer nights. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1456 My mother told me there would be days like this... 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1457 I prefer their original "House of the Rising Sun." 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1458 It's a tribute to inclusion 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1459 This has always been a pet project of mine. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1460 You’re right, they really do have a unique sound. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1461 I heard they were killing it in the Catskills a few years ago. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1462 And you thought this whole recording thing was for the Birds! 1.2600 0.04061 150 119 25 6
1463 So, what are we going to do about choreography on tour? 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1464 Are you sure these are the guys who did “House of the Rising Sun?” 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1465 Hootie lent us the guy in the tank. 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1466 Listen, they are owned by our board of directors. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1467 "I finally really understand "Old Macdonald'" 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1468 We had a goat drummer but he ate his instrument. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1469 These cats can swing 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1470 Getting harder to skirt the musicians’ union rules these days. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1471 They sounded better in person. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1472 I get cats and dogs gigging together, but what’s the fish’s story? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1473 We’re still waiting on the mouse 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1474 I told you building the home studio would be a good investment. 1.2600 0.03593 150 120 26 4
1475 Outside the studio they fight like Democrats and Republicans. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1476 And they said they couldn't play together. 1.2600 0.04170 150 118 26 6
1477 The concept is Alvin & the Chipmunks meets diversity. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1478 When I agreed to produce The Animals reunion album, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1479 OK, call in the cow, we need more bell. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
1480 I think the problem is with one of the woofers. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1481 Do you think these lyrics are about us? 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1482 They're terrible, but at least they're social distancing. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1483 'Remaster Pet Sounds'. What other way is there to interpret that? 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1484 A little too much blowfish? 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1485 Sure, but without the fish, the others just go at it like cats and dogs. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1486 Next week they start a 30-farm tour. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1487 Bad idea? You know I discovered Vanilla Ice, right? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1488 Just wait until you hear their cover of “Howlelujah.” 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1489 Get me Brian Wilson. This whole remix of "Pet Sounds" is a dog. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1490 They wanted to call themselves ‘The Animals’ but the name was taken, weirdly, by some human rock band.” 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1491 Don’t press “pound” anymore when they call from the talent agency. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1492 The fish was a last minute addition, from Long Island Sound. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1493 Gentlemen, you've just recorded your 1st number 1. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1494 ...still sounds fishy. 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
1495 What's for lunch? 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
1496 You’re fucking fired, you goddamned idiot. 1.2595 0.04506 158 127 21 10
1497 I thought you said we were recording the old Cat Stevens band today, not Steven's cat's old band!? 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
1498 I know, but this is real pets sounds. 1.2595 0.03932 158 121 33 4
1499 You would think it would be a cat-cophony 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1500 The Beach Boys 'Pet Sounds' is way better. 1.2595 0.04132 158 122 29 6
1501 This sounds like shit. 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
1502 To be frank, I prefer the original Pet Shop Boys 1.2595 0.03722 158 119 37 2
1503 I did not know Julliard had a yard 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
1504 I don’t get paid enough for this. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1505 More water on the fish? 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
1506 He keeps hounding me to tone down the caterwauling. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
1507 But where's the cowbell? 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
1508 They’re the only ones with anything to sing about this year. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1509 I think we need to turn up the woofer 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1510 The cat sang over the dog's lazy arpeggio. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1511 That reminds me. It’s poker night tonight. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1512 I was soooo excited when you told me that you booked the Animals. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1513 This is the best cover of "Play That Funky Music" I've ever heard. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1514 Too bad ‘Pet Sounds’ is taken. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1515 Get it? Fish? Scales? I can't believe you don't think that's funny. 1.2569 0.04033 144 113 27 4
1516 I told you that it was a big mistake to introduce our pets to Zoom. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
1517 I say we nix the fish horn and bring in the cow bell. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1518 I hear they're a big hit on Spotify. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1519 This is taking diversity to extremes. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1520 Now I really regret making Rex wear that anti-bark collar and keeping Mittens off the piano. 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1521 Hey, do you remember what happened to the last horn player? It was ugly! 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1522 I wish they got along that well at home. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1523 Apparently they appeal to every demographic. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1524 If you say, "It needs more cowbell," I will kill you. 1.2568 0.04709 148 120 18 10
1525 Myrna, putting that fish into the act was a stroke of genius! 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1526 It's called Pandemic Rock. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1527 These hair bands all sound the same to me. 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1528 Buckle up, the next session is Shamu and the Humpbacks. 1.2568 0.04993 148 123 12 13
1529 I thought you were kidding when you said this band was the cat's meow 1.2568 0.03967 148 115 29 4
1530 Are you sure this is the original Animals that did "House of the Rising Sun"? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1531 You know, I think they've got a real natural sound. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1532 Now I understand why their agent was so insistent that the bottled water not be carbonated. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1533 When they told me I'd be recording Pet Sounds, I thought The Beach Boys were doing an update. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1534 Can you turn off Nemo's mic, he is drowning everyone else out 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1535 If this doesn't get them adopted, we could always see how they do as solo artists 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1536 Madam, a dog playing in a rock band is like a dog walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1537 I think we finally got a take where the lead singer didn't try to eat the horn section. 1.2552 0.04009 145 111 31 3
1538 Yeah, they're real animals. Call themselves The Humanz, a little revenge wordplay. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
1539 And the best part is, I can write off their food on my taxes! 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1540 It sounds horrific but the album-cover should be good. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
1541 Between you and me, I much prefer their earlier work.” 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1542 'Caterwaul of sound' -- I like it. 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
1543 We can always dub in a cowbell. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1544 The record will probably only have a domestic release. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1545 If your mother doesn’t show up soon We’ll have to start without her. 1.2534 0.04642 146 118 19 9
1546 Call Elsie. We definitely need cowbell. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1547 Yabut, this is the only group that will perform together without masks 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1548 If it's a success, it'll be a howling success! 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
1549 That cat sounds too much like Yoko Ono. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1550 Are you sure these are the Pet Shop Boys? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1551 Wait until you hear their version of "Free Bird" 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1552 They sound OK , but I prefer "The Animals" from the '60s. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1553 Let's take the bass line for a walk. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1554 They'll be household names. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1555 Great sound check, except the fish sounds like it’s underwater 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1556 Still sounds like begging to me. 1.2534 0.04102 146 116 25 5
1557 They fought like cats and dogs until we brought the fish in. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1558 No. If we added Kanye, this would start to get weird. 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1559 Humans can't hear their pitch, so let's add a dog whistle." 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1560 But none of them can dance a lick. We need an angle. 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
1561 I can definitely hear the Pet Sounds influence. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1562 Should we tell them the mics are off? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1563 Nice vocal range but the lyrics are too repetitive. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1564 There's no sound quite like nature in harmony. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1565 We need to get the owl back. 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
1566 We have to add the cowbell post-edit 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1567 Believe me, the earlier dust-up over how to position the mics will pale in comparison to other deep-seated tensions. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1568 We can fix it in post. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1569 You'd be surprised how popular they are on Spotify. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1570 I think we need to lower the woofers and raise the bass. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1571 You should see their paintings! 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
1572 Is it just me, or does the fish seem a little flat to you? 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
1573 No amount of editing is ever going to make this sound any better.... 1.2534 0.04539 146 116 20 8
1574 We need more bass from the woofer. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1575 Please tell me that "Old Macdonald..." isn't the only song they know! 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1576 They're called Mass Hysteria and Goldfish 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1577 Well, ain't that the cat's meow" 1.2534 0.04743 146 119 17 10
1578 We need more cowbell. Get Bessie over here. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1579 Which one is the subwoofer? 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1580 Compared to humans, the animal kingdom had much more success with its diversity and inclusion programs. 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
1581 Should we tell them we forgot to press "record?" 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1582 Cool backstory. They first met at Petco in the 90s. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1583 Never work with children or adults. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1584 We need Little Piggy to bring it home. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1585 It sounds like 2020 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1586 You thought the Stones were wild. You should see what these guys did to their hotel room. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1587 Bring up the bubbles. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1588 Well, at least we are safe and so are they. 1.2534 0.04642 146 118 18 9
1589 So what if their lyrics aren't intelligible? 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1590 We’re targeting a diverse audience. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1591 The tone of this Howlin' Wolf and Cat Stevens collaboration is wilder than I expected. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1592 Nobody can hear the high frequencies, let it go 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1593 The fish is new. One of the cats found him. 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
1594 That trumpetfish doesn’t cut it. I wanted a sea bass! 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1595 To get their best performance, I hear these cats need pyjamas.” 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1596 The cat's name is Eric Burden 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1597 I wasn’t expecting this when the studio talked about expanding its diversity 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1598 Don’t worry, I always do ruff mix first” 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1599 Now this is the real "Pet Rock"! 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1600 Pet shop boys eat your heart out. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1601 At least there’s no Cowbell 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1602 We better record the fish solo before lunch. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1603 They’re even better than the beetles. 1.2534 0.04642 146 118 19 9
1604 The trumpet fish sounds a bit underwater. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1605 I thought the fish was supposed to be on keyboards? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1606 Who tells them they’re here to be spayed and neutered? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1607 I liked them better before they went mainstream" 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
1608 Dude, just because he's a Blow fish doesn't mean he can blow. 1.2534 0.04326 146 120 15 9
1609 I had the strangest dream last night. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1610 Turn up the Woofer. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1611 They sound alright, but the studio cannot fund any more of your pet projects. 1.2533 0.03922 150 115 32 3
1612 The fish is a bit flat 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1613 Interesting spin on "It's Raining Men" 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1614 Get it? "Meow Mix?" 1.2533 0.04144 150 120 24 6
1615 All we need is Rockin’ Robin. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1616 The Pet Shop Boys? The Animals? Why not the Pandemic Pack plus one? 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1617 The fish is a bit off 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1618 Wait. I thought you said we had “Three Dog Night” booked. 1.2533 0.04034 150 115 30 4
1619 I think the halibut's a little flat. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1620 Remind me to steam clean the green room. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1621 All I hear is Tiny Bubbles 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1622 They ate the drummer 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1623 The keyboardist treed the drummer. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1624 What did they say? ... Can't get no catisfaction? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1625 That reminds me - I forgot to feed Mr. Fluffers this morning. 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1626 We REALLY need this pandemic to be over. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1627 Have we become too reliant on Auto-Tune? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1628 Mom and dad would be so proud. 1.2517 0.04027 143 117 20 6
1629 We need some cowbell! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1630 Brian Wilson's original vision for Pet Sounds didn't quite pan out. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1631 Seems like it could use more cowbell 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1632 They don't know Jack Russell about publishing rights. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1633 When the Beach Boys did it, it worked! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1634 Honestly, I didn’t think we would ever see these guys back together. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1635 The best part is we only have to pay them in table scraps. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1636 This way we don’t have to worry about Covid. 1.2517 0.04598 143 114 20 8
1637 In a virtual performance no one knows your not a person. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1638 Their originals are better than their covers. 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1639 I don't even care about the caption. This cartoon is adorable, and I want a print. Thank you. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1640 This is what happens to a genre that embraced Alvin and the Chipmunks. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1641 Does this fish sound funny to you? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1642 Are they singing "Its a hards dogs life" 1.2517 0.04265 143 114 19 7
1643 We've got two woofers but no tweeters. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1644 I bet Brian Wilson never thought of this. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1645 Get me somebody that sounds like 'The Animals", I say. 'Sure thing, boss,' you say. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1646 It's just not the same without thee hamster. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1647 It sounds fishy, but these cats can sing, dawg! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1648 The Richard Scarry Quintet really lays down a great interspecies vibe. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1649 We’re missing the tweeter. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1650 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1651 Why shouldn't they harmonize? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1652 This track is aching for some cowbell. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1653 They sound like they look; what did you expect? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1654 I love taping these Chewy commercials. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1655 If they are the “Animal Farm”, then who are we? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1656 They were inspired by Cat Stevens. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1657 I don't have the heart to tell them that they're just a three-second noise track on the grand Beck album of life. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1658 I HOPE NEXT THEY GO INTO POLITICS 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1659 I think we've reached the limits of what AutoTune can do. 1.2517 0.03903 143 111 29 3
1660 Right they’re all set up, now let’s see if they can play,’House of the rising sun’. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1661 What, no drums? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1662 Yo dog, that was just a bit pitchy for me. 1.2517 0.04808 143 117 16 10
1663 Thanks for coming to my nightmare, I've been so lonely. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1664 I think they are ready for Nashville. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1665 The fish blows, and not in a good way. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1666 Remember “The Animals,” classic rock band? 1.2517 0.04909 143 118 14 11
1667 They're immune! This is the future of live music. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1668 Yeah, you're right... gonna need some cow bell... 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1669 You know I’ve been all in for expanding their appeal but lets face it...the fish isn’t working. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1670 Make sure those cats are well fed. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1671 I think your idea of adding Hootie the blowfish makes this a real hit! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1672 Side one: The Howl alleluia Chorus 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1673 I'm glad that jackass went solo. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1674 Where's the other fish? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1675 Why aren’t they playing their # 1 hit “House of the Rising Sun”? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1676 No, the lyrics do not reference The Pet Shop Boys. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1677 Lets just say that isn't exactly the original fish. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1678 The fish keeps saying she wants more mic- thinks the horn's being drowned out. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1679 'The band's name is 'E.I.E.I.O.' 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1680 I told you, "Pet Sounds" is one of those albums that can never be duplicated. 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1681 Do they do anything other than 'Pet Sounds'? 1.2517 0.03642 143 114 26 3
1682 The lesser known MeowMeows and the PawPaws 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1683 The Goldfish is a bit flat. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1684 I'm not pickin' up anything close to good vibrations. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1685 Three dogs doesn’t cut it anymore 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1686 I still think it needs cowbell. 1.2517 0.04148 143 110 28 4
1687 Just because you can't hear it doesn't make it silence. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1688 And they say cats and dogs can’t sing 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1689 Call Elsie. We need more cowbell. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1690 What do you mean by “them cats”? 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1691 It's a re-make of "Pet Sounds" 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1692 I can't help that the horn section sounds like it is underwater. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1693 With woofers like this, who needs bass? 1.2517 0.04490 143 116 19 8
1694 We just mixed The Animals with Hootie and the Blowfish. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1695 Who's Brian Wilson? 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1696 The fish blows. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1697 Bring up the horn player....he's too muffled 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1698 I see the Blowfish but which one is Hootie? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1699 Lower the meow and the woof and give me more whoop on the fish 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1700 If we can get the octopus to do percussion, it'll be perfect. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1701 This is nothing. Wait 'til you see the catering table. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1702 It’s a bit cacophonous but the blowfish has the surf sound down. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1703 I thought you said they were “Out of Tuna”! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1704 Wasn't that horn player with Hootie and the Blowfish? 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1705 The horn player is out of tuna. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1706 Wasn’t there a sixties band called ‘The Animals’? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1707 Wow! That lead singer has purr-fect pitch! 1.2517 0.04379 143 115 21 7
1708 Goldie just needs to feel like she is a part of the band. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1709 The music is great, so why do you really think they need a gimmick? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1710 They're called Death to Old McDonald. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1711 I still say 'Peter and the Wolf' works better with a celebrity narrator. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1712 They’re calling the album ‘Pet Sounds.’ 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1713 I heard the fish claims he has no one to talk to on the road. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1714 Not enough cow bell! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1715 Did you do anything interesting this weekend? 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1716 Sounds pretty good, but can you bring the horn section up a little? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1717 I think the trumpet fish is out of his depth. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1718 I think a little less reverb on the fish. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1719 Well, at least we don't have to pay for any health care or retirement benefits. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1720 Where are their masks??? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1721 I think we need to adjust the bass in the horn section. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1722 Wait till you hear the dog whistle solo 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1723 I bet we will lose the fish once this song is over. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1724 They call it a “Good boy band” 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1725 You think the trumpet is a good fit for this version of "Blowin' in the Wind"? 1.2517 0.04490 143 112 22 7
1726 I'm telling you, they're going to be bigger than The Frogs, The Turtles and The Byrds combined. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1727 Needs more iguana. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1728 How about cowbell? 1.2517 0.04490 143 116 19 8
1729 Their debut album clawed it’s way to No. 1 on the Billboard chart. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1730 They play like a bunch of animals! 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1731 Do you still have that parrot? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1732 He has talent, but I fear he’ll get boxed in as just a trumpet fish. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1733 I feel like we could use some cowbell. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1734 This band is better live when they have a full moon to play to. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1735 Just think how good it will sound once they learn how to pronounce their consonants. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1736 The drummer's in quarantine at the Bronx Zoo. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1737 I'd like to see Weird Al parody this. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1738 Quick! Get some treats in there, the cats are eying the fish! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1739 Remember when they said that on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog? Well, it works for other animals too. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1740 They're sounding too mellow; it needs some squirrel. 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1741 Honestly, on the application, dogs, cats and fish sounded like a regular punk rock band. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1742 Does everybody have to cover Baby Shark? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1743 Are you sure ASPCA won't mind? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1744 Did that dog just hit falsetto? 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 26 4
1745 Fish thinks everything's a fanfare so keep his mic low 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1746 They inspired Eric Burdon and the Animals. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1747 I don't care who his owner is, I'm taking Spot's mike out of the mix. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1748 I mean, they're all "cats" in the hip, jazz, kind of way. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1749 The evolution of country music made this inevitable. Just embrace it and order more rhinestones and very small cowboy hats. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1750 Way too tame. The only way we’re gonna get that down and dirty street sound is by workin’ with feral cats and junkyard dogs straight from the pound. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1751 "They play like cats and dogs!" 1.2500 0.04003 144 110 29 3
1752 Wow this is howling good stuff. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1753 WHAT house in New Orleans? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1754 I'm picking up good vibrations, but the horn section sounds a little muddy. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1755 Hootie called. He wants his blowfish back. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1756 I had to cut the laughing hyena. 1.2500 0.04123 144 114 25 5
1757 Some animals are more equal than others. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1758 That's something you don't see everyday, a fish playing horn. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1759 How about ALL cowbell? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1760 I just randomly push buttons and twist knobs but I think the cats are on to me. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1761 Every YouTube sensation wants to cut a record. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1762 Enlarge the aquarium. I need more bass. 1.2482 0.04169 141 112 24 5
1763 I'm glad they got rid of the Auto-Tuna. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1764 Turns out they had been practicing during the day while I was at work, and they just surprised me with it last night. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1765 They are nailing this Old MacDonald cover. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1766 Please? Just a little cowbell? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1767 Their cover of Who Let The Dogs Out rocks, but Cat Scratch Fever is so so. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1768 I miss Eric Burdon. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1769 Better, yes, but I still think the fish vocals are getting drowned out." 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1770 I feel “bark bark meow” will be a bigger hit than “meow bark meow” 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1771 They’re not as good as The Monkeys 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1772 Look, I know you wanted The Beetles or The Monkees but neither were available so this was the next best thing. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
1773 Sure, it’s a gimmick. But how many acoustic bands are still around? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1774 It makes me crazy that Hootie and the Blowfish is already taken. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1775 Sure, they're getting along fine now, but this is their first album. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1776 Better than the Chipmunks, on par with Cat Stevens, wish they were the Beatles 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1777 What do you mean there's already an album called Pet Sounds? 1.2482 0.04046 141 113 23 5
1778 I sure wish that cowbell would show up. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1779 My Shih Tzu is dating the bassist... 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1780 I don’t care for the dog’s vocals since his balls dropped. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1781 So. Just want you to know - don't wanna leave you in a lurch - but I'm looking for other work. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1782 Cats and dogs in a jam session nothing new. But the horn section—wow! 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1783 meow chica bow wow... 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1784 So what they can sing! But are the house trained? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1785 The dogs and cats are fine, but that goldfish really blows! 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1786 It’s a no for me, dog. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1787 More cowbell? Really? 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
1788 Five dollars says the Fish doesn't make it through the lunch break. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1789 It's amazing how much time people have spent training their pets during lockdown. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1790 Who knew that cats and dogs could play in harmony! 1.2482 0.03787 141 111 27 3
1791 Piano dog is sounding a little ruff. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1792 I think you booked the wrong Hootie & the Blowfish. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1793 And you were afraid they wouldn't get along. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1794 They'll devour one another on tour. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1795 By George, they are good - The Animals. I am telling you their time has come. 1.2482 0.04116 137 109 24 4
1796 I asked for a dog and pony show ... A DOG AND PONY show! Do those look like ponys? Well? Do they? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1797 The fish is doing it for fame...the rest just want liver snaps. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1798 When you said they're an Animal cover band, I didn't realize you meant they really are an animal cover band. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1799 Animal lives also matters in pandemic ! 1.2464 0.04217 138 110 23 5
1800 I think Pavlov’s over the ringing-bell scene. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1801 The algorithm says this will ensure online success. 1.2464 0.03958 138 106 30 2
1802 Where did they learn to play Stairway to Heaven ? 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1803 They still sound more like a pet shop then a rock band. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1804 I only produce them for sarcastic purposes... 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1805 What have we become? 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1806 Saw; "Pet Sounds with Gill and the Whiskers" on the scheduled, and thought we were doing a Beach Boys cover. 1.2464 0.04912 138 114 14 10
1807 Can't the brass section come up with anything besides a bunch of scales? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1808 Yeah, I understand the value of animal magnetism. I just don't get the fish.... 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1809 No, "Pet Sounds" has already been taken. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1810 Wait ... is that a DOG on keys?! 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1811 It's an eclectic group but they make it work. 1.2464 0.03958 138 106 30 2
1812 Already we are having artistic differences. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1813 Their roadies are Clydesdales. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1814 I’m having trouble hearing the higher frequencies. 1.2464 0.03822 138 105 32 1
1815 That fish is clearly on the wrong scale. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1816 Eric Burdon wasn't available, but the Animals still sound good. 1.2464 0.03958 138 106 30 2
1817 They’re calling it “Beach Boy Sounds”. 1.2464 0.04804 138 112 15 9
1818 Take Two—go back and pick it up at Hey Hey Were The Monkees 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1819 If the fish doesn't pick up the pace, the cats are going to get an early supper. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1820 Before they joined the group, they fought like cats and dogs. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1821 That fish really gives the song depth. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1822 Do they even know that “Pet Sounds” has been done? 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1823 The cat calls are OK but the woofer sounds off... 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1824 We need cowbell. Text the cow. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1825 At least we don't have to pay union wages. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1826 Carnival of the Animals, authentic version. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1827 Their lonesome lyrics sounded more heartfelt before the pandemic. 1.2464 0.03681 138 104 34 0
1828 Great call on the fish, it adds just the right amount of je ne sais quoi. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1829 Their lead singer? They said something about jumping over the moon. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1830 Oh yes, they're certainly good, but I'm concerned about the cultural appropriation aspect. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1831 It was a sextet, but the singer ate one of the horn players. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1832 No problems with royalties. They work for scraps. 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1833 Is this your first time recording a concept album? 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1834 Make a note,"the first person to say, needs more cowbell is fired." 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1835 I just hope the check clears. 1.2446 0.03934 139 107 30 2
1836 It sounds pretty good in the studio, but you should hear them together in the break room. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
1837 It's a bluesy pandemic number called, "I wish my owners would leave the house already and let me take a nap." 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
1838 It could use a little cowbell. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
1839 You must accept that the golden age of rock n' roll is over. 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1840 We need a baritone — these guys were neutered. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1841 Yeah, I still think it needs a cowbell. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1842 Funny thing is they're making a jingle for PETA. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1843 Trust me, auto-tune can work miracles these days 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1844 Sure they sound terrible, but the video will go absolutely viral. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1845 Don't forget the lead singer will need his rabies shot before we go on the road. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1846 When you said we'd be recording "The Animals," I thought you meant a reunion album. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1847 This ain’t swinging. We need more cats. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1848 Hold on...here comes the key change. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1849 I don't care if they sound flat; we are not getting another animal in this house. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1850 I think we’ve finally reached dystopia 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
1851 They call it 'Fin and Paw Kumbaya' 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1852 If you think they're animals in here, you should come to the after party. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1853 A natural interpretation of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl." 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1854 They sounded fine till you brought the fish in. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1855 One day, we'll be able to tell our grand kids that we worked on Pet Sounds. 1.2429 0.04039 140 110 25 4
1856 Do you think people will still listen to this in 2021? 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1857 Lin-Manuel has an idea with Animal Farm. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1858 How about calling them The Fab Fur? 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1859 I'd like them to play something more contemporary, but you can't teach an old dog new tunes. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1860 Those cats really swing. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1861 I told you, they’re real animals.” 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1862 'I meant the other *Pet Shop Boys*.' 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1863 I'm the George Martin of animal bands. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1864 Wait, where is the cow with the bell? 1.2426 0.04366 136 110 20 6
1865 All this talent, but the fish will hold them back. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1866 2020 needs this soundtrack Shelley 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1867 I don’t care if he sings out of tune, we need a dingo star on drums. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1868 Because they are really talented and can perform in close quarters without masks. But mostly it's the talent. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1869 I thought that I'd be mixing for the Pet Shop Boys today, but it's just another one of their cover bands. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1870 They’re opening for the Beatles Friday night. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1871 I have questions about the fish. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1872 Do you think Brian Wilson will like it? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1873 It was a nightmare to put together — they’re each in a different union. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1874 I coulda used a little more cowbell. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1875 This is really hard because it’s all pitches that humans can’t normally hear. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1876 Their humans thought all they did was sleep all day. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1877 Take it from me, you can’t go on tour with cats 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1878 Yesterday this felt so inclusive and progressive. But now I see they're all house pets. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1879 Hey look... we had the “Beatles” then the “Monkeys” so what’s so strange with the “Animals” ? 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1880 Their beat is off but they will appeal to pet owners 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1881 It’s the only way they’ll play nice together. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1882 The cow! Where is the cow with the cowbells? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1883 Keep an open mind, will you.? 1.2426 0.04608 136 108 19 7
1884 I'm worried. What'll happen when they figure out what else they can do with those opposable thumbs? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1885 Whoever said, "you can't mix cats and dogs," obviously never sat at the 16-track. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
1886 The new call of the wild 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1887 Cut the caterwauling. It's drowning the fish. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1888 I want a divorce. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1889 Wait till they disagree on who solos.... 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1890 It’s considered cultural appropriation for humans to sing songs about pets. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1891 The horn is a bit flat,.. can you tune a fish? 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1892 Ironically, we have neither a cow nor a bell 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1893 If only I could hear what they do.... 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1894 Just blame Alvin and those stupid chipmunks. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1895 House of The Rising Sun" performed by REAL Animals? I love it 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1896 This is brilliant. We’ll get the cat people—and the dog people, too. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1897 It's a new genre -- HousePet Music. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1898 It’s a new genre called “Pet Rock”. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1899 Cowbells? Really? 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1900 Everyone wants in on the action since those chipmunks hit it big. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1901 You know what is weird, Kate. It not Cats and Dogs jamming, it’s the Fish channeling Miles Davis. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1902 Let's add a cockatoo to the mix and call 'em Fur, Fin & Feathers. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1903 This is not what I thought you meant by a Pet Sounds cover album. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1904 Old McDonald remix? Who would have thought about that! 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1905 The demographic studies guarantee a hit. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1906 They call themselves The Pet Shop Boys. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1907 Not only that, but the fish claims he wrote the original lyrics to "Surfin' Safari. 1.2391 0.03644 138 105 33 0
1908 Why no cow? Why no bell? 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1909 Their last album went platinum." 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1910 Am I losing my mind? Cause this seemed like a really good idea yesterday at 2am. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1911 They don't pay us enough for this. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1912 You think this is something? Take a peek in their tour bus... 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1913 I guess this is a form of diversity. 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
1914 Let's go back to the original dog and pony show. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1915 After this track we'll break for cuddle time. 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
1916 Don't worry about lyrics. We're going to market it as mumble rap. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1917 Didn’t The Beach Boys already make “Pet Sounds?” 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1918 I think we’ll have to can the blowfish. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1919 The cat better learn to play an instrument, otherwise he’s out! 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1920 Did you remember to put fish and bacon kibble in the green room? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1921 The fish has to go 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1922 Yeah, they sound great now but out of the studio - watch out." 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1923 When the album is done they all devour each other. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1924 Yeah, Fred probably sounded better with Springsteen, but after a while a fish playing a horn is just a fish playing a horn, right? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1925 They said they rented the studio to get a break from their human companions. 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
1926 How long can this harmony last? 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
1927 I can't wait for this pet rock fad to be over. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1928 You ever wish you'd majored in something else? 1.2388 0.03989 134 104 28 2
1929 Last riff was a bit ruff 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1930 This is going to redefine house music. 1.2388 0.03846 134 103 30 1
1931 What a shock. Another tune about wanting to be fed and let out of the house. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1932 The Beatles, Monkees, and Stray Cats were too pretentious. This band is for real. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1933 The goldfish keeps repeating the same three notes. 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1934 Their new single; it's called "It's Raining Us." 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1935 It was either this or zooming with my band members. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1936 Looks like dogs and cats CAN play nicely together. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1937 They sound better when they’re fighting. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1938 Meyowl! Not bad for no thumbs and tone deaf! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1939 How do we tell them that "The Animals" is already taken? 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1940 They'll never live up to the G.O.A.T. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1941 Are you sure these are the original Animals? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1942 I thought “Two Cats, Two Dogs, and a Fish “ was just the name of the band. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1943 What do you mean they weren't actually beetles? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1944 There used to be two fish but he got into a fight with the lead vocalist and you can guess how that ended. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1945 Is it me, or do you hear The Go-Go's with a twinge of Yoko? 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1946 This cover of "Pet Sounds" will really sell. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1947 We need a cow bell 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1948 But will people really believe they’re all friends in real life? 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1949 Still better than anything you hear on the radio. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1950 I am hearing a pitchy note. 1.2366 0.04446 131 109 14 7
1951 They certainly have added a unique coastal sound to their music. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1952 Gotta have more cow, Belle. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1953 Carnival of the Animals," original version. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1954 They're all equalized, but some are more equalized than others. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1955 What? No cowbell? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1956 Eric Burdon arrives in 5. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1957 Why can't they all just get along? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1958 This is their first studio production since they split up in the 80s. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1959 We better neuter the soprano. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1960 If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to hotel rooms. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1961 At least there’s no banjo. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1962 Well ... You remember the momas and the papas right ... 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1963 At least it’s not a Boy Band. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1964 Because the dogs and cats hate horns. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1965 Somethings not right. We should lower the woofers and bring in some tweeters. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1966 Where are the bovines? We need more cowbell. 1.2366 0.04312 131 106 20 5
1967 The fish wants out of the band, but his investments are under water. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1968 They need lots of drums. Call an octopus. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1969 It’s called “Wantin’ My Owner to Leave the House Blues.” 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1970 Pet Sounds" 2020 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1971 They thought jam session meant something else. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1972 These shelter animals sure know how to pitch themselves to humans who are stuck at home. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1973 It looked better on paper. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1974 Should we tell the fish we can’t hear him 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1975 Looks like we'll have to go ahead without Eric Burdon 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1976 They'd be so much better if they had opposable thumbs. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1977 PETA has a problem with their contract. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1978 We had to pull some serious strings to get the fish. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1979 The cats were tired of the same old YouTube videos. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1980 I was expecting a three dog night. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1981 janet if you dont like toturing animals for the good of our nations AM radio then there's the door 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1982 When they breakup it's gonna be ugly. 1.2366 0.04174 131 105 22 4
1983 I bragged to everyone that I was working with Brian Wilson today.... 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1984 I think the horn needs more bass. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1985 I’m rethinking hiring the fish. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1986 Still too tame. Let's bring in the rattlesnake.” 1.2366 0.04174 131 107 19 5
1987 I'm starting to have a feeling this isn't what Brian Wilson meant. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1988 So, spay the vocalist or neuter Rover on keyboards? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1989 They're better than I thought. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1990 Between you and me, the Monkees were better. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1991 Cats and dogs playing together. 2020 really is the end. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1992 You said that was a tuna fish, why is he out of key? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1993 Since when do animal rights include autotune? 1.2366 0.04312 131 103 23 4
1994 I thought one of the cats was supposed to have a fiddle. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1995 They fight like cats and dogs in rehearsal. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1996 Remarkable harmony. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1997 I think we need a chipmunk. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1998 Remember, without Pet Sounds, there would've never been Sgt. Pepper. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1999 Of coarse it sounds terrible, I do to annoy the neighbors 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2000 I can't believe we're getting paid to do this. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2001 Hey, it can't be worse than 'Kars for Kids..' 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
2002 We're picking up a little hiss on mic 2 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
2003 More, hamster? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2004 Their diversity is appealing, but the song's a little ruff. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2005 My main gig is with big game, this is just my pet project. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2006 Someone shit in the cocaine. 1.2366 0.04946 131 109 13 9
2007 I prefer to call it syn-cat-pet-ion. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2008 It’s great to hear The Animals again, but it’s just not the same without Eric Burdon 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2009 You know, before Covid they were just raining. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2010 This is my pet project 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2011 They sound like Nickelback. 1.2366 0.04312 131 102 23 4
2012 I hope they play "The House of the Rising Sun". 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2013 Hey Diddle Diddle the cat's in the middle and the chorus is too heavy on the awoos. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2014 Fade in the yowls after the next howl and cue the meows. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2015 The keyboard player has to do better than Chopsticks. 1.2366 0.04103 131 104 22 4
2016 This is what happens to all those dogs and cats in those puppy and kitten videos after they grow up--they get agents and recording contracts. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2017 Maybe turn down the bass on the bass. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2018 Pet Rock is even weirder as a music genre. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2019 Funnily enough, their band is called "Humans" 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2020 Hmmm. For some reason I see trouble down the line...... 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2021 It's just catcaphony to me. 1.2366 0.03728 131 102 24 1
2022 Remember the 'sixties and the Monkees? This is pure gold. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
2023 They’re so awful, they’re good. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2024 Their album is called ‘Brian Wilson Sounds’ 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2025 Personally, I think Bubbles should go solo, maybe start her own school 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2026 Diversity is the key to excellence. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2027 The music is good, but the lyrics suck. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2028 We’re all going to Fluffy’s after to play poker. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2029 They’re good. They need a name. The Animals, taken, Fish, taken Stray Cats, taken, how about Enemies? I like it! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2030 Is it too late to stop and ask if we should? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2031 Bored pets of Entertainer owners have learned how to use the owner's zoom accounts for concerts. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2032 It’s for an SPCA commercial. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2033 When we booked a band called "The Animals" I was expecting something different 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2034 I like what they’ve got going, but that fish really seems out of water. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2035 They’re fascinating to watch but they sound terrible. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2036 There's not enough kibble in the mix. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2037 I’m thinking of taking that job on my dad’s fishing boat. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
2038 I hope they don't eat the horn player 'til we get at least one good take." 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2039 Keep it to yourself but after this gig, the fish is going on tour with Pink Floyd. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2040 The fish is up for a Grammy. The others are just studio musicians. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2041 We're just waiting for Eric Burdon. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2042 I never thought I would say this - but a banjo might help. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2043 It's a zoo in there... 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2044 Catnip to some, doggie doo to others. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2045 It's a Beach Boys cover album. 1.2366 0.04312 131 103 20 5
2046 I don't know I kinda like the muffled horn coming from the trumpet fish- but if you think we need more brass- let's get that gaggle of geese on the line and get them in here! 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
2047 Hallelujah" has crossed species 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
2048 They perform really well domestically. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2049 I'm calling it Pet Sounds. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2050 The goldfish is in over his head. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2051 Remember when there was no Autotune? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2052 I thought 'Pet Sounds' would be a Beach Boys cover band 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2053 At least they're not high this time. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2054 And to think that two months ago they were doing pop up shows in Grand Central 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2055 Yeah, I think you could still bump up the trumpet a little. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2056 I know they can't sing but then the cartoonist can't draw either! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2057 I think they're saying more cowbell. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2058 Ever see a goldfish play a trumpet like that? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2059 Are you sure they don't know anything other than Old McDonald? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2060 I love it when they play something off the collar 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2061 It's a cover version of Pet Sounds. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2062 Cute? Definitely. Do we have a hit single? Probably not. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2063 Whoever thought David Letterman would come back with Stupid Pets Got Talent? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2064 They got together to get out of the house during lockdown. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2065 Brian Wilson thinks this version of Pet Sounds will finally capture the true meaning of his writing. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2066 So we agree the fish is useless. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2067 Which do you prefer, The Beagles or Cats Stevens? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2068 Well they do have an enormous following on YouTube. 1.2366 0.04030 131 104 24 3
2069 You can tune a piano but you can't auto-tune a fish. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2070 All of their songs are in Canis Major. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2071 Who said cats and dogs don’t play well together? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2072 It’s the lost recording of ‘Pet Sounds.’ 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2073 All we need are three blind mice and next step is Grammy gold! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2074 The trumpet needs more depth. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2075 You have to give it to them. They've come a long way since Pavlov. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2076 No, wait, I thought you said you were cleaning up after. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2077 Think we’re in a Yoko situation with the fish? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2078 These band names are getting too literal. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2079 Please euthanize me. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2080 Let's run it back but without the barking during the solo 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2081 But do we need another 'Pet Sounds?" 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2082 Intelligence doesn't necessarily mean talent. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2083 I was concerned how a barker, growler, meowler and hisser would sound together until I heard the fish run away with the tune. 1.2366 0.04030 131 109 17 5
2084 The fish wants to go solo with whale songs. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2085 One word: autotune. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2086 I wasn't expecting the bass to play trumpet 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2087 Do we need to adjust the woofer or the tweeter? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
2088 The fish has an innate sense of rubato. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2089 I’m glad the band is back together. The goldfish’s solo record really sank in the charts.” 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2090 It’s the best take of “I Got Fleas Again” we’ve heard so far. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
2091 You can mix it, remaster it, or overdub it, it's still rock and roll to me. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2092 Let's try bringing down the howling and bringing up the yowling. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2093 So he said, "Wouldn't it be nice if we had more pet sounds?" 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2094 This is one of my pet projects 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
2095 It's a back to the basics version of the The Beach Boy's "Pet Sounds. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
2096 See, I told you They're better than the election ads 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
2097 They’re all Berklee students. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
2098 Needs a little cowbell. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2099 You wouldn’t believe the infighting that goes on in this band.” 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2100 This song is about to be wild 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2101 I don't know about you, but I really could use a treat right right now. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2102 The best part is, we get paid by the dog-hour. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2103 I'm hearing some distortion in the left woofer. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
2104 Do you think they'll get along on the tour bus? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2105 Impressed? Next up are the sheep and the goats - they're a real blast. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2106 The blowfish sounds like he's underwater 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2107 It's the latest version of "Pet Sounds" but without the appropriation, 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2108 I distinctly remember the kids promising us they’d produce. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2109 They want to change their name from "Pets" to "Wild Things." 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2110 Those cats better behave. We can’t afford to lose another trumpet player. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2111 Saint-Saens must be turning in his gave! 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2112 Who knew when their vets told them to stop chasing balls, mice and minnows and to take up a hobby, that they'd land #1 on the charts. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2113 Was that The Ozark band or Noahs Ark? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
2114 Those cats are really hip. But the two on the left are for the dogs. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
2115 Glad they hired this vocalist. The last one was a dog” 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
2116 But there's already a band called The Animals. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
2117 I thought the Animals already did a Farewell Tour. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
2118 Well...it IS better than another Zoom performance. 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
2119 The band said the fish is in charge of the scales. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
2120 I simply told them that rescue depends on playing well together. 1.2344 0.04221 128 103 21 4
2121 On the internet, everybody is going to know he's a dog. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2122 Could definitely use more cowbell. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2123 When they stop playing they start fighting like any other band. Fish usually stays out of it. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2124 Turn up the bass. 1.2326 0.04984 129 108 12 9
2125 We still need a drummer. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2126 I think we could use some cow bell. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2127 They're caterwauling doggerel. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2128 It's a new group called "Hootie and the Blow Fish" 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2129 We need the fish to switch to cow bell. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2130 I don't think they ever said they were better than the Beach Boys 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2131 They call themselves Scratch n’ Sniff. But the horn player’s the real star. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
2132 No commercial value. It's a pet project 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
2133 Cheryl, I have cancer. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
2134 This is gonna require a much better equalizer 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2135 Don't get your hopes up, it just gets worse. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2136 Those dogs sound a little ruff. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2137 And which one is Hootie? 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2138 It's called "Pet Sounds". 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2139 We should have included a cow - with a bell. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2140 More cowbell...and maybe a cow. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2141 What's so great about these idiots? They can't even read music. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2142 Of course they’re not very good. But our job is to make them sound fantastic. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2143 This better go viral. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
2144 Sounds a bit like Dylan, don't you think? 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
2145 There's no way this won't go viral. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2146 Well, they do a lot of Yoko covers. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2147 Yes, but will people like them? 1.2326 0.04045 129 106 20 3
2148 Rumors are, this band has been fighting like-- oh, what is that expression..? 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2149 Sure, they’re great in the studio but won’t be allowed to play in all canine clubs. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2150 It needs a bit of cowbell. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
2151 Something tells me this isn't what Brian had in mind. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2152 1- 877-KATS-4-KIDS..." CUT...CUT... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2153 I sure miss the turtle! 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2154 They're covering some old Beach Boys album. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2155 Sounds great, except the trumpet is muffled for some reason. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
2156 Its good but there's still something missing. Bring the pig back? 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2157 They've come a long way since Old MacDonald's farm. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2158 Karaoke coincides with the full moon ! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
2159 They're covering "Pet Sounds". 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2160 I don't think we need any cowbell whatsoever. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2161 The cow is in the next room playing the bell. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2162 Where's Flea? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2163 Ok, let's take that one more time. Take your time on those E, I, E, I, O's. Really enunciate." 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
2164 Is it too late to bring in the hound dog? 1.2313 0.04091 134 109 21 4
2165 Why is the poisonous one playing La Mer instead of Appalachian Hoedown like the others? 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2166 Who's idea was it to add "Let the Dogs Out" to the playlist? 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2167 We get a stoat in here on tuba, and I think we've got ourselves a hit. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
2168 These weren't The Animals I was thinking of when they booked the session. 1.2313 0.03807 134 104 29 1
2169 OK, I accept your definition of anthropomorphic. What's your point? 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2170 They sound terrible but they're so doggone cute I can't stop watching. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
2171 This isn't what I had in mind when the studio booked "The Animals." 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2172 I’m told they are a Beach Boys tribute band. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2173 The chimp bailed over creative differences, so we need a new drummer. 1.2313 0.03952 134 104 27 2
2174 Jazz Cats! 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2175 The bass is all off. They should have gone with the flounder. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
2176 Fade in a little more howling and a little less yowling 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2177 I hate working with these super groups. 1.2313 0.03807 134 104 29 1
2178 Just don't tell the cat what the strings on his guitar are made out of. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2179 That cat really wails! 1.2308 0.03867 130 101 28 1
2180 She really is the cat's meow! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2181 Oh, now I know where they got the Katzenjammer Kids. 1.2302 0.04241 126 101 20 4
2182 Pull back just a little on the piano player's bluesy howl. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2183 If catering doesn't get here soon, this could be the ugliest band breakup in history. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2184 It's a pet project of mine. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2185 Man, these cats can play! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2186 How is that fish blowing air? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2187 It’s the only group I could find that does not spread the virus! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2188 Remind me again how soon the vaccine is supposed to be ready. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2189 Is it me 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2190 You definitely need to adjust the woofer." 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2191 I know it's strange, but with Covid, we can't be particular. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2192 The closest I can get is a calf playing a tambourine 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2193 They play nicely, but they’ve lost their bite. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2194 Need more cow 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
2195 Thank God for Autotune. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2196 I still say more cowbell? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2197 Quit Carping! Its a two dog night, not a three dog night. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2198 "So I guess we were hired to teach them how to rap. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
2199 More woofer, less hiss? 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2200 The Fish sounds like he’s farting 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2201 I think the fish is a little off. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2202 ‘Turn down the mike on the fish tank, I’m getting too much feed-back.” 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2203 Eric Burdon's pets started a group. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2204 I still think we need some drums. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2205 Usually they're ALL cats. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
2206 Look on my left - pooch with a boner, aren't we PG-14? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2207 Something sounds fishy. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2208 Can we get Pit Bull to sing background? 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2209 That horn effect blows me away! 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2210 ----yeah really, they played at the White House. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2211 Something missing. I think we should have included the pet frog. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2212 Is that their version of “Duck Duck Goose”? 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2213 They'll sound great on ZOOm!!!! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2214 Two Dog Two Cat Night 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2215 You know what, nobody cares about any of this anymore? 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2216 Where the hell is Howlin' Wolf? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2217 Why stop at Stray Cats? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2218 It's a little bit country and a little bit rock 'n roll. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2219 I think we need that black cat. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2220 I haven’t felt this much tension in the studio since I worked with Oasis. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2221 GETTING THEM MIKED IS EASY ONCE YOU GET THEM ALL TO SIT DOWN. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2222 Can you go in there and tell the fish to aim towards the mic? I didn't bring any Benedril... 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2223 Wanna play poker with them tonight? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2224 I would have thought Eric Burden would be doing the lead vocals. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2225 It was my dog's idea. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2226 I thought the same thing, but the fish proved me wrong. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2227 It's the house band from the Ark. They call themselves 'Pet Sounds'." 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2228 It sounds like fleas on bass. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2229 you know, they are all house trained 1.2302 0.04530 126 104 16 6
2230 Man, I knew our bugle budget was underwater! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2231 Don't worry about the fish. That's why God made Auto-Tuna. 1.2302 0.04388 126 100 21 4
2232 More fish? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2233 Does the horn sound garbled to you? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2234 This time, let's try a little less 'bow-wow' and a little more 'meow-meow.' 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2235 It’s the only way we can get around the Covid restrictions... 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2236 I did set up the flea's mic, you just can't see it. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2237 Lyrics aren't what makes a hit. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2238 Bring down the woofer. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2239 Rumor has it that the gold fish is finally going to be replaced by a jackass this November! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2240 Don't even think of asking for cowbell. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2241 We brought in the fish, because we were told we needed diversity. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2242 Cute. But do they sing anything but. Who let the dogs out ? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2243 I can believe that his bark is worse than his bite. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2244 The keyboardist sounds a little ruff. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2245 It's all good except for that damn blow fish" 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2246 I'd like more volume on the trumpet 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2247 They just don’t sound as good since Old MacDonald left the group. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2248 Well they sound like the Pet Shop Boys. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2249 I know they're not humans, but its the only way around the 6 foot distance rule. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2250 All but one is a hair off 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2251 As long as the lead doesn't eat the fish, we've got a winner! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2252 I’m thinking we should have Jimmy calm it down in the bubbles... 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2253 This is not your routine dog and pony show. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2254 Their soloist quit and flew South." 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2255 Nope. They all refused to wear a mask" 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2256 At least Keith Richards was house-trained. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2257 I think it needs more collar bell. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2258 When I heard that you had booked The Animals, I was expecting Eric Burden! 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2259 Wait was that a pun that you were 'picking up fuzz'? I just got that. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2260 I thought the cat was the one who played piano... 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2261 Let's flip a coin on who has to clean-up the studio later. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2262 I thought Elvis sang "You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog" 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2263 It all started with the cat's meow. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2264 Covid-19 is making it harder and harder to keep our humans entertained. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2265 Well there were the Beatles so why not? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2266 What's this group again? Who and the blowfish? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2267 It’s okay. We’ll fix it in the mix. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2268 You *know* this will go viral. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2269 But they can’t do what we do, can they? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2270 Man, these guys are swinging, up that bubble bass. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2271 It's their first album since leaving Old McDonald's label. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2272 Let's turn up the bass. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2273 D’ya think it’s possible to tune a fish? 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2274 Boy, that cat can really scat. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2275 I didn’t have the heart to tell them the Beatles were humans. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2276 I can't believe they got the blowfish away from Hootie! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2277 I prefer their experimental phase. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2278 Don’t forget, Nemo has a horn solo after the chorus 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2279 Finally, the real Pet Sounds album. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2280 What did you think I meant when I said "Pet Sounds"? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2281 Needs more bell cow. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2282 All the pet bands record covers of ‘Rescue Me.’ 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2283 Boss said he loved The Animals. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2284 I still think the horn section is drowned out. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2285 Howling dogs, cool cats, but that fish can really blow. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2286 Well, they won’t be able to say it ain’t nothing but a hound dog. 1.2302 0.04388 126 103 18 5
2287 They can’t carry a tune but they’re album cover is absolutely adorable. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2288 They liken themselves to the Three Dog Night only more diverse. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2289 That's not what i expected when you said " mixing Pet Sounds"... 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2290 Sounds great, but the lyrics make no sense. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2291 Did you say "more cows" or "more cowbell"? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2292 They sound pretty good, but the cat’s an asshole. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2293 Tell me, Jane, how do we get out of here? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2294 The band lost Tweety when they opened for Ozzy. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
2295 Where’s Bird with his sax?! 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2296 We can't. A band from the Sixties already has it. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2297 I've no idea how that trumpet works underwater. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2298 Wouldn't this get more attention as a video project? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2299 Oh they get accused of being derivative all the time. People want to compare them to the Pet Shop Boys, The Pussycat Dolls, Three Dog Night, The Animals... you name it. But none of those bands had a goldfish on brass. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2300 The fish sounds flat. Is it a flounder? 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2301 Definitely they need more Beagle Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2302 I feel that if we wait for a full moon,the howling will be better. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2303 My bad. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2304 Is it me, or has the whole world finally gone completely off the rails? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2305 If you mention cowbell one more time... 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
2306 Oh, you can make whatever face you want, they can’t see you-one way mirror. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2307 They want to be called 'The People,' but I think they'll be accused of cultural appropriation." 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2308 They’re covering “The House of the Rising Sun.” 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2309 They lost their third drummer to the pound. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2310 Well, it worked for The Beach Boys. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2311 We need the hippos back. Now! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2312 Don't worry. I know how to work with woofers. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2313 When you said 'The Animals," this is not what I was expecting. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2314 Anyway, did you hear they faked the moon landing? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2315 Have we just been at this job too long? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2316 It was this or the Beetles, ok? 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2317 Did Hootie & the Blowfish ever sound this good? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2318 Is this how they made Pet Sounds? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2319 The fish sounds flat. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2320 We need Elvis, you know, the hound dog. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2321 I checked. Brian Wilson OKed it. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2322 I tried to tell them they’re off key, but they just barked at me. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2323 I think you're right, we definitely need more woofer. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2324 I need more bubbles—the flounder is flat. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2325 They’re called The Food Chain. They won’t last long. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2326 Why did you give the brass instrument to the only animal that breaths through gills? Literally every other animal is capable of producing noise through a horn EXCEPT for the fish. Your just really fucking stupid sometimes, Beth. You know that? 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
2327 We ran out of masks and you know, they aren't too bad! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2328 Why are they all just whistling? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2329 Now that’s a sultry purr if I’ve ever heard one. 1.2276 0.03796 123 95 28 0
2330 Sessions over, lets get 'em outta there. Get the fish net and the vacuum cleaner. 1.2276 0.04132 123 99 21 3
2331 Wait till you hear this on auto tune. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2332 They think we're making a real record... 1.2266 0.03715 128 99 29 0
2333 You’ve never heard of the Animals? 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2334 I can’t quite balance the fish. Don’t we have a bubble mute? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2335 Sure, the singer should be the main event but checkout that fish with the cornet. What a message to the cats. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2336 What do you think? Cowbell? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2337 Orwell 2020 ? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2338 The fish can sing too, but the muted horn adds a unique sound. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2339 The hiss is drowning out the howl. But the blowfish sounds perfect. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2340 I question the existence of self-worth without YouTube followers. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2341 They were a big hit with the S.P.C.A. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2342 My kids love these guys. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2343 They were on Tic-Tok last week 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
2344 I know it sounds cliche but we need a cowbell. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2345 It’s no Pet Sounds. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2346 Sometimes I can't help suspecting a sliver of sarcasm. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2347 The amazing part is getting different cultures to work together. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2348 If Doolittle says record them, we record them. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2349 When not performing, I hear they're at each others throats. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2350 When you said this was an amazing opportunity to record with The Animals, I thought you meant something different. 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
2351 Now they're demanding bells and whistles. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2352 Don't worry, Auto-Tune will fix most of this. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2353 They have a great sound but you can’t dance to it. 1.2258 0.04260 124 101 19 4
2354 ‘People Sounds’ is a break from their usual beach vibe, but it grows on you. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2355 Hey, watch this. I'm going to make barking noises into the intercom and they won't know it's me. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2356 Fleetwood Mac always manages to stay great in spite of the turnover. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2357 Wait until they figure out who is on trumpet. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2358 The melody is good but the lyrics have more bark than bite. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2359 And I thought the Animals had disbanded in 1983! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2360 Call Brian Wilson and tell him they’ve started the session. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2361 Great sound. I assume they’ve all been tested? 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
2362 can you actually tune a fish? 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2363 They rehearsed on Zoom 1.2258 0.04411 124 102 17 5
2364 Some animal bands are more equalized than others. 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
2365 How long before the pooper-scooper squad arrives? 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2366 Something’s off. Can you tweak the woofer? 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2367 What do you mean, 'The Beach Boys already did it'? 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2368 A bit of auto-tune and they'll be fine. 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
2369 Actually it was Brian Wilson’s idea. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2370 Two years ago I asked him if he wanted to play. Long story short - now they are working on their second platinum record. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2371 Bark 'n Yowls by The Katzenjamming Kits with Memphish Minnie 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2372 Nobody listens to the vocals anyway. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2373 Those pups on the left can really howl, but those cats in the middle are gooooood, the fish could use a mute, though. Take five in five. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2374 That fish couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2375 I’m not sure that a Sondheim 90th birthday revival is their thing 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2376 Are you sure they asked us to record an “Animals cover band”? 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2377 It’s the pandemic. Couldn’t get any humans to record. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2378 This sure beats the last dog and pony show. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2379 Can the dogs and the cats sing a little quieter 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
2380 You'd think that with two of them in the group, at least one of the would be a percussionist. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2381 We should have stopped at cats. 1.2258 0.04103 124 102 18 4
2382 Look's like the diversity training actually sunk in. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2383 Sadly, they only know one song. 'Animal Crackers' 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2384 They laughed at my dad too but he made millions with those dogs playing poker pictures 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2385 They're protesting the cultural appropriation of the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds album. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2386 And to think that the pet store said that these animals wouldn't play well together. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2387 No, I don't think it's animal abuse. I think it's human abuse to make people listen to this. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2388 I worry about all the cocaine. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2389 Auto-Tune isn't helping. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2390 It's a bloodbath when they're done. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2391 We're going for Best Crossover Album 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2392 Do you think the fish is too loud? 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2393 . . . And you thought they wouldn't play well together. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2394 I think 'Pet Sounds' is a catchy title. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2395 We are waiting for the turtle before we begin 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2396 Oh, sure, they’re cute . . . until they realize it’s chow time and all hell breaks loose. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2397 I think the fish is a little flat. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2398 Almost Scarry how good they play, actually. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2399 No pressure, but their manager’s a real Rottweiler. 1.2240 0.03913 125 101 22 2
2400 Hate to say it, but the horn section blows. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2401 Mostly about food. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2402 The fish uses bubble effects. 1.2240 0.04379 125 100 20 4
2403 This new technology is amazing. Tweak it one way, they sound like the Beatles, tweak it another, and they sound like Lawrence Welk. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2404 We can't find a bird that is willing to work with them. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2405 I got the idea from Brian Wilson 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2406 I thought the name of the group was Three Dog Night ? 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2407 They really should be wearing masks. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2408 How do you tell a cat she sounds sharp? 1.2240 0.04230 125 102 19 4
2409 I'd like to hear it one more time a cappella. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2410 They were discovered in an alley. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2411 They're certainly not the Beetles. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2412 They hate each other. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2413 The owners paid for extra play time. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2414 This is not what I had in mind when you said you we were recording a studio version of Pet Sounds. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2415 Is that a Blowfish in the tank? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2416 Too bad the drummer couldn't stay. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2417 Better dial it down on the woofer. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2418 It sounded better when the Beach Boys did it. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2419 They gotta nail this take ‘cause they lose it once their manager starts with the treats.” 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
2420 I think we need to bring down the bass. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2421 It's good, but no Flight of the Bumblebee. 1.2240 0.03744 125 97 28 0
2422 Relax,it's only a demo. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2423 I prefer the old Cat Stevens. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2424 They're pretty good for a band that only covers one Pink Floyd album. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2425 The goldfish needs more volume 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
2426 What do you mean The Animals is taken? 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2427 If they do “Why Can’t We Be Friends,” I’m leaving. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2428 Personally, I don't think the dog whistles are the cat's meow. 1.2240 0.03744 125 102 21 2
2429 They fight all the time, but man, their new sound is out of sight. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2430 If we stop for a break, all hell will break loose. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2431 House of the Rising Sun is one of my favorites. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2432 We were not able to find any boys in the pet shop. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2433 The chipmunks' reign is over! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2434 What did we used to do? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2435 They're recording the old Animals hits. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2436 Whose turn is it to tell Herk he’s off key? 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2437 Yeah, I guess it's a political thing. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2438 That's some weird harmony 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2439 Their "House of the Rising Sun" cover isn't bad. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2440 This is really Scarry music. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2441 I told you Simon Cowell is losing his touch. This is a third-rate boy band at best, and I’m not even sure they’re all boys. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2442 We're going for a Pet Shop Boys sound. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2443 Well, they're way better than Nickelback. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2444 I had no idea they were adopted. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2445 Ground control to Major Tomcat' 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2446 Don't spend too much tome on the doggie's vocals. No one will hear them anyway. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2447 The keyboard player needs a walk. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2448 The cats & dogs are fine, but the goldfish is warbling. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2449 If they ask for more "cow" bell one more time, I quit! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2450 And here I didn't think crossover was a real genre. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2451 The fish is only good at scales. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2452 Yes, they are animals but they are not "The Animals". 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2453 Get rid of Goldie, the fish. She’s completely inaudible! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2454 The horn is drowning out the vocals. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2455 I suspected the the trumpet would be drowned out. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2456 How about a little cowbell? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2457 I'm getting a little tired of that Old McDonald song. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2458 Are you picking up the dog whistling? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2459 Although we're a full-service kennel, none of the mics are hooked up. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2460 We've to get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2461 They booked a twelve hour session. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2462 It all started with the cat's in the cradle. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2463 I dig the hepcats and the top dogs, but I really, really like the muted trumpet fish. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2464 Did you remember to feed Johnny? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2465 You said you wanted more dissonance. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2466 The fish is doing much better than I expected 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2467 This one? 'Cat Stevens and Snoop Dogg Dueling Banjos.' 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2468 You know, it's amazing, they are in perfect harmony until the recording stops. Then, they're fighting like cats and dogs. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2469 Can you bring up the meows a bit? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2470 No,that name's already been taken. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2471 I'm just going to tell them we got it. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2472 The ghost wrote all their songs. 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2473 There's already an album called Pet Sounds? 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2474 If this sells, I'll stop complaining about them. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2475 You said you were looking for a 'Pet Sounds' vibe. 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
2476 I just love this version of "We Gotta Get Out of This Place"! 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2477 You call that singing? It’s caterwauling! And it renders me cataleptic! 1.2222 0.04348 126 101 20 4
2478 Actually, they're all pet shop girls. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
2479 Wow - you too? I thought I was the only one who felt like an imposter in this industry. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2480 Talk to the agent. I asked for HOOTIE & the Blowfish. 1.2222 0.04200 126 104 18 4
2481 I know, weird. And tomorrow we’re recording The Partridge Family. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2482 THIS MUSIC IS NOT FROM "CATS" 1.2222 0.03885 126 99 26 1
2483 We all work for the fish 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2484 Let’s try to think like our preschoolers this time, if that makes sense to you. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2485 It still needs a little, as the French say, I don’t know what. How about a banjo for the other cat? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2486 What happened to 3 Dog Night? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2487 When you said you had a booking for The Animals, I thought .... 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2488 My money is on the fish. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
2489 That's not what I meant when I said, " More depth in the brass section." 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
2490 Do You Think Eric Burdon Would Approve? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2491 The pangolins were better. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2492 They can’t hear it, but we can. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2493 Someone sounds hoarse. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2494 Of course not. Dogs can't play drums! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2495 They don't sound like the Pet Shop Boys. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2496 The harmony is impressive until they notice the seafood. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
2497 Without Eric Burdon, they're not much of a band. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2498 That lead singer is one COOL cat. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2499 The fish sounds a little bubbly. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
2500 I think the original Pet Sounds album is much better. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2501 What to you mean, Who let the dogs out? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2502 This is ridiculous. Everyone knows a fish can’t play a trumpet. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
2503 I think they're drowning out the fish. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
2504 Who represents them? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2505 I'm thinking more Arfs, softer Meows. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2506 Wow, the Animals really haven’t aged well... 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2507 Thelonius Monkfish—he’s really the heart of the group. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2508 Let’s call the album Pet Sounds 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2509 Wasn't there already a group named "The Animals" ? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2510 Hey! Isn't that Cat Steven's? 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2511 Need more fish 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2512 Is somebody torturing a cat? 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2513 Yeah, their music is great, but behind the scenes they fight like...well, let's just say they fight a lot. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2514 We had a percussionist - a turkey. But when I mentioned drumsticks he flew the coop. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2515 If I hear Dead Dog Night or Cats in The Cradle one more time I am going to throw myself off the building. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2516 Who said you can't mix dogs and cats? 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2517 Another 20,00 up votes and we can get banjo ferret. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2518 This is shit. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2519 A bit of a problem with the right woofer 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2520 Let's name the quintet Two Cats, Two Dogs And A Fish 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2521 All we need is Eric Burden 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2522 But the guinea pig did not have the IT factor. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
2523 Before they took the 'warp speed' vaccine, the dog on the keyboard was Rudi, the dog on the guitar was Sharon, the cat on base was Mike, the fish was Karen, and the cat lead singer was Bob. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2524 I'm having trouble bringing up the bubbles. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2525 We gotta have some cowbell... 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2526 And, people actually complain about Phish? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2527 I'm getting a Beach Boys vibe. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2528 By the way, I think that Tootie and the Blowfish is a very catchy name 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
2529 I thought "Pack of Animals" was just a clever name. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2530 I’m not sure this is what they meant when they said to ‘play it animato.’ 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2531 Well, The Beach Boys made this work so keep tweaking. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2532 A monkey couldn’t do our job, right? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2533 We'll have them play Hamburg first, then Bremen. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2534 Needs more cow with a bell 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2535 Does the treble seem a bit heavy to you? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2536 They call themselves The Shelterin' Strays. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2537 This is not what I expected when they said we'd be recording The Animals. 1.2155 0.04382 116 93 19 3
2538 It's getting harder to make a living on YouTube these days. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2539 Is it too late to add a bass bull frog? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2540 Sure, it's mostly silly noise, but the promotion posters will be adorable. 1.2155 0.03834 116 90 24 0
2541 Together they have about a billion followers. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2542 The sound is good, but the name Pet Shop Boys is already taken. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2543 The great thing is they play for peanuts. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2544 If you want to see some animals, you should have been on the call with Capital Records legal team when they found out we wanted to name our album "Pet Sounds." 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2545 We just need a cow with a bell. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2546 If I make a suggestion I just get barked at. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2547 Not bad. they should be a howling success. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2548 You call this country? Sounds too domesticated to me. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2549 I was hoping for more of a wild beat 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2550 The Hair Bands of today are nothing like the Hair Bands of the 80's 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2551 Howlin Wolf’ s still the man 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2552 Frankly, they sound like a bunch of cats and dogs 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2553 Pet Sounds 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2554 The Animals reunion sounds better than the original. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2555 Let's ditch the carp and use the kangaroo. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2556 Mixing’s gonna be hell. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2557 What do you think? A little less "Meow" and a tad more "Woof"? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2558 Tell the fish to blow harder. I love the sound of waves. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2559 We Are The World" sung by cats, dogs and a fish. We can't miss! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2560 It is the A Key I miss mostly. 1.2155 0.05020 116 97 11 7
2561 They're fighting again. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2562 I know a mediocre vet who could triple his range. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2563 Goldy really hits that Sea Note 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2564 Only in USA would anybody think of doing Carnival of the Animals using real animals. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2565 They' are "the cat's meow!" 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2566 Is this a commercial for Geico or Liberty Mutual ? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2567 They are socially and genetically distanced. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2568 That’s all well and good, but where’s Eric Burdon? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2569 If people only knew how much they hate each other. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2570 I think it needs more woofer. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2571 Bill Murray was right. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2572 All due respect, there'll never be another Pet Sounds." 1.2155 0.03834 116 93 22 1
2573 It appears that earth is more evolved than we thought. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2574 I really liked House of the Risin' Sun but now this is my favorite Animals song. 1.2155 0.04025 116 91 23 1
2575 This that shit that got Garrison Keillor cancelled. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2576 I’d say promising. Better than the Monkees. 1.2155 0.04025 116 94 20 2
2577 You got to admit it's better than Old MacDonald. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2578 SPCA, why? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2579 it needs cowbells 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2580 Needs Avians 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2581 What? Only mammals and a fish? We don't like birds no more? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2582 The underwater brass is just genius. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2583 Thank goodness we left the microphones unplugged. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2584 Two dogs, two cats, a fish, a man, a woman. We should run the world. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2585 Are you saying it’s the cat’s meow, or it’s the cat’s meow? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2586 We could call them The Animals but I think that name is already taken. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2587 its sounds great played Backwards 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2588 Let's call it "Pet Sounds." Tell Brian Wilson to get over it. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2589 Yeah, I know - the fish stinks! But the monkey has the week off. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2590 I tell you, Progressive Pet Pop Is the next big thing! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2591 They're enthusiastic. They're punctual.They're multilingual. And they're cheap. Let's give them a chance. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2592 I'm kind of disappointed they're not better. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2593 What's she meowing about now? Less bark,again? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2594 I don’t know why, but every time they get to that chorus “it’s raining cats and dogs,” something sounds fishy. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2595 You should have seen The Chicks! 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2596 It does take getting used to. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2597 They sound better at night 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2598 It worked for the Beach Boys. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 19 2
2599 What happened to the other fish? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2600 Pet Sounds”? I like it. But why does it sound so familiar 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2601 And I thought the Animals were so 60s. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2602 no monkeys? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2603 It's good to see that Snoop, Hootie and the Stray Cats have finally made peace! 1.2155 0.04207 116 96 17 3
2604 Their sound just isn’t the same since the hamster left. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2605 Does Auto-Tune go to eleven? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2606 Wow, these guys are even better than the beetles. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2607 If Dan Brown can do it, we can do it. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2608 Turn down the woofer. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2609 I thought the Pet Shop Boys played with a synth? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2610 The Beach Boys are getting really introspective on this album. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2611 Didn't know... not only are there cool cats, but there are also cool dogs and cool fish ! 1.2155 0.04207 116 94 17 3
2612 Let's give them a shot at House of the Rising Sun just for the fun of it. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2613 Is that House of the Rising Sun? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2614 I'm picking up a distinctive whine. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2615 They're really laying down some tracks. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2616 I have a fever, and the only cure is a cow bell. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2617 The execs are calling it a pet project. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2618 Title? "Pet Sounds". 1.2155 0.04207 116 92 20 2
2619 Which one is Eric? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2620 No May, this is real! In fact in today's world, this is as real as it gets! 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2621 Just wait till the bass starts pumping. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2622 How about “Kitty and the Blowfish“? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2623 I'm having trouble with the lyrics. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2624 I shouldn’t have trusted an ad for the Catfishing Dogs. 1.2155 0.04025 116 94 20 2
2625 I can't understand the vocals, you? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2626 They're the only ones who work with this close without masks 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2627 Three Dog Night just isn't the same since the horn player joined. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2628 Hey, it worked for Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2629 The cat is a little pitchy. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2630 No one ever believe's they play their own instruments on the record. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2631 Hot dignity dog! The bitch is back. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2632 Whatever happened to the fish's bicycle? Didn't he need it anymore?" 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2633 After Fleetwood Mack, everything seems easy 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2634 A couple cats making doing with what they've got. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2635 I ain't nuthin' but a hound dog? Kinda catchy. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2636 Derivative,yes,cutesy,a given,but the one on the horn has real breakout potential. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2637 Hang on a minute. Phish and the Stray Cats are here, but we're still waiting on one member of Three Dog Night. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2638 I'm not crazy about the melody, but their harmony is great. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2639 I said I was looking for a Charlie Parker sound not Charlie Barker. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2640 I don’t know, the vocals sound a little whiney to me. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2641 I thought The Animals were a sixties group. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2642 They sound great, but fight like Crosby, Stills and Nash. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2643 Their manager said it's bluegrass but the sound is pretty funky 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2644 Who let the humans out? - catchy, isn't it? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2645 They sound like hell, but it's good to see cats and dogs working together. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2646 Name of the new album? Claws, Paws and Jaws. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2647 The fish can really blow it 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2648 Do something! Fred the fish is being drowned out! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2649 Good work Brian - adding the goldfish on the blowpipe bugle takes Pet Sounds to a new level of creative genius. 1.2155 0.04025 116 94 18 2
2650 If they start fighting, I'm not breaking it up. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2651 You never know what kind of talent you'll find at a pet shelter. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2652 It sounds awful, but you'll adore the photos. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2653 I think we need at least one bird also playing or singing or we would risk a discrimination suit. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2654 Pretty good,for no opposable thumbs. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2655 They're made for reality TV. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2656 When do we have to have these boys back to the pet shop? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2657 You should have heard them in Bremen 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2658 They call themselves "Pet Zeplin" 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2659 They have 100 million followers on TikTok. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2660 So when we asked for Snoop Dogg...? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2661 Normally when they play with themselves it's a lot messier 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2662 What do you expect from a band named 'Hairball?' 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2663 Is it too late to tell them I forgot to press record? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2664 You were expecting "House of the Rising Sun"? 1.2155 0.04207 116 92 20 2
2665 They're playing their latest quintet : The Carnival of the Humans'. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2666 Bubbles came in late that time." 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2667 Did the check from Petco clear? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2668 They're called The Food Chain... 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2669 Which one's the subwoofer, again 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2670 They're gonna drop this mixtape on PoundCloud soon. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
2671 Definitely less woofer, more bubbles. 1.2155 0.04207 116 97 15 4
2672 No, I don't think so. For one thing,the Nairobi trio did not have a soprano. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2673 You can make your pet do anything with the right treat. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2674 These guys aren’t anything special, but the fuckability of that fish is gonna send them straight to the top. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2675 It's nice to be working with a band that is housebroken. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2676 What do you mean? Why can’t we call them ”The Animals”? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2677 Radio not video ! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2678 Bring in the squirrels and let's call it a wrap. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2679 Yep, It' RESCUE ME 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2680 I heard fish is planning to go solo 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2681 The fish is a bit drowned out... 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2682 We need more bass. Call in the bass. 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2683 The dogs and cats are great but the fish can’t carry a Tuna 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2684 I did not see these guys getting back together. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2685 Autotune is amazing! 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2686 Did it rain last night? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2687 The cat's meow it's not. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2688 Sure, they have a solid sound, but their lyrics are unintelligible. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2689 We've got to do something about the wind section. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2690 Yeah, they may be ready to play at Wolf Trap, but I'm afraid they'd get eaten alive 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2691 Great idea. No social distancing required. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2692 They are the only ones allowed out during the lock down, and they are pretty good for an inter species group. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2693 I can’t hear a thing, but my parrot loves this stuff. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2694 I need to say it: we need cow bell - more cow bell. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2695 The fish is flat again. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2696 Oh yeah! Don't forget the Chipmunks 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2697 The dogs are sounding a little Ruff. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2698 The fish is ridiculous. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2699 Wait, I thought this was Three Dog Night? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2700 Great cats and dogs but still not getting enough bass. 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2701 For now they just do their own material. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2702 I think it sounds a little too tame 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2703 Sounds squirrelly. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2704 We’ve had a lot of time to practice with the quarantine. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2705 The fish could go solo, but promises were made. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2706 It’s a motley crew. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2707 It’s an authentic remake of The Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds. 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2708 Lyrics aren't everything, you know. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2709 A little less out of the woofer, Linda. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2710 I know she yowls like a cat, but she said if she didn’t get the solo she would eat the horn player. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2711 Who gave the fish a trumpet? 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2712 Too much bass? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2713 They’re good, but they’re not The Beetles. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2714 With such a limited budget, it's all we could afford. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2715 You're not sure what audience they are going after and I'm not sure where they got the money for the studio time. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2716 I think I'd like to switch the fish to keyboards 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2717 The fish sounds a little echoey 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2718 Wasn't there another band called the Animals? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2719 Pet Sounds not. But its still the cat’s meow. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2720 This was a lot easier with Beatles 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2721 It seemed like a good idea at the time 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2722 ...and we’re gonna name the album “Pet Sounds” 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2723 They're big on Tik-Tok apparently... 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2724 Looks like the music classes for out pets is paying off. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2725 What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2726 Music really does bring us all together. 1.2119 0.03965 118 94 23 1
2727 Could you imagine doing this WITHOUT an edit button? 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2728 A little less bubble on the horn, please 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2729 They insisted on, "I'm Only Human After All." 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2730 They're pros. They never fight when they're in the studio. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3