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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-08-31T00:05:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-09-14T00:05:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-09-08T00:05:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 14, 2020 |
Number of captions | 9882 |
Number of responses | 1490136 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | This is the only house I could find under a grand. | 2.1621 | 0.00623 | 17400 | 4800 | 5029 | 7571 |
1 | I don't know who was playing it, but he brought the House Down. | 2.0893 | 0.02054 | 1455 | 387 | 551 | 517 |
2 | You were right. We should have requested a fiddler on the roof. | 1.9392 | 0.00689 | 14396 | 5431 | 4430 | 4535 |
3 | The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat. | 1.9148 | 0.00784 | 10732 | 4102 | 3467 | 3163 |
4 | Amazon drone delivery,” you said. “It’s so convenient,” you said. | 1.8818 | 0.00800 | 10605 | 4328 | 3212 | 3065 |
5 | They said it was a fixer-upper and they would throw in the piano. | 1.8631 | 0.00754 | 10972 | 4319 | 3857 | 2796 |
6 | This is not what I meant when I said we’d buy the house if they’d drop a grand. | 1.8615 | 0.00812 | 9709 | 3913 | 3243 | 2553 |
7 | In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this. | 1.8577 | 0.00803 | 10574 | 4478 | 3129 | 2967 |
8 | I thought the damage would B minor | 1.8420 | 0.00854 | 8767 | 3622 | 2915 | 2230 |
9 | Insurance will say this was orchestrated. | 1.8351 | 0.01139 | 4700 | 1885 | 1706 | 1109 |
10 | You're right, it doesn't fit. | 1.8311 | 0.00812 | 9390 | 3874 | 3245 | 2271 |
11 | I guess cloud storage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. | 1.8227 | 0.00903 | 8035 | 3502 | 2469 | 2064 |
12 | Now the house has 88 keys and no locks | 1.8187 | 0.01588 | 2366 | 959 | 877 | 530 |
13 | We should probably leave before the bench arrives. | 1.8152 | 0.00764 | 10622 | 4512 | 3582 | 2528 |
14 | You know they’re going to find a way to blame this on Obama.” | 1.8068 | 0.01025 | 6409 | 2904 | 1842 | 1663 |
15 | Well, that really brought the house down. | 1.7832 | 0.01169 | 4414 | 1914 | 1543 | 957 |
16 | On the bright side, we'll probably get to be in a Farmers Insurance commercial. | 1.7818 | 0.01030 | 5806 | 2576 | 1930 | 1300 |
17 | You're right, it does make the living room look smaller. | 1.7814 | 0.01053 | 5256 | 2255 | 1905 | 1096 |
18 | How specific were you when you asked your ex for his keys back? | 1.7741 | 0.00910 | 7232 | 3193 | 2490 | 1549 |
19 | Wreckmaninoff. | 1.7708 | 0.01646 | 2256 | 1007 | 759 | 490 |
20 | I guess this is what they meant when they told us that delivery would be on the house. | 1.7695 | 0.01282 | 3518 | 1516 | 1297 | 705 |
21 | And that’s when she said, “It’s my way or the Steinway!” | 1.7573 | 0.00968 | 6382 | 2907 | 2132 | 1343 |
22 | I HATE when this happens. | 1.7548 | 0.01043 | 6663 | 3453 | 1399 | 1811 |
23 | How much you wanna bet we’re only covered for woodwinds? | 1.7462 | 0.01280 | 3664 | 1683 | 1228 | 753 |
24 | Inexplicable for sure. Where’s the bench?? | 1.7396 | 0.01183 | 4916 | 2498 | 1200 | 1218 |
25 | You can still get something under a grand in this neighborhood. | 1.7311 | 0.00945 | 6295 | 2863 | 2270 | 1162 |
26 | Now I see why they named the storm 'Liberace.' | 1.7300 | 0.01091 | 5348 | 2655 | 1497 | 1196 |
27 | I was just trying to download some music. | 1.7221 | 0.01236 | 3750 | 1740 | 1312 | 698 |
28 | The worst part is, this isn't the strangest thing that's happened this year. | 1.7175 | 0.01471 | 2662 | 1249 | 916 | 497 |
29 | Wow. So that’s what the middle pedal does. | 1.7124 | 0.01267 | 3874 | 1936 | 1122 | 816 |
30 | 2020 just doesn’t give up, does it? | 1.7111 | 0.01194 | 4250 | 2079 | 1320 | 851 |
31 | At least it ended on a high note. | 1.7071 | 0.02392 | 949 | 437 | 353 | 159 |
32 | Looks like someone had a score to settle. | 1.6951 | 0.01019 | 5316 | 2558 | 1834 | 924 |
33 | Remember the good old days when it only rained cats and dogs? | 1.6918 | 0.01778 | 1674 | 780 | 630 | 264 |
34 | Shot down as a UFO ?? Idiots !! Obviously it’s a piano. | 1.6910 | 0.01279 | 4401 | 2474 | 813 | 1114 |
35 | I mean, why WOULDN’t this happen to us? | 1.6899 | 0.01086 | 5686 | 3082 | 1293 | 1311 |
36 | Let's list it as a fixer-upper with grand views from every room. | 1.6852 | 0.01256 | 3606 | 1771 | 1199 | 636 |
37 | Maybe two day delivery by air wasn’t the best choice. | 1.6764 | 0.01220 | 3767 | 1862 | 1262 | 643 |
38 | AND they got the wrong address. | 1.6614 | 0.01284 | 3414 | 1742 | 1089 | 583 |
39 | Now that's what I call a dramatic final movement. | 1.6475 | 0.01179 | 4253 | 2287 | 1185 | 781 |
40 | It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.” | 1.6389 | 0.01589 | 2398 | 1315 | 634 | 449 |
41 | That one sure brought the house down. | 1.6354 | 0.01046 | 4825 | 2490 | 1611 | 724 |
42 | I thought it was “pennies from heaven” not “pianos” | 1.6327 | 0.01211 | 4174 | 2350 | 1017 | 807 |
43 | I think it works better when the band smashes their guitars. | 1.6309 | 0.01227 | 3747 | 2020 | 1097 | 630 |
44 | Making America Grand Again | 1.6296 | 0.01741 | 1914 | 1041 | 541 | 332 |
45 | Stop saying it can't get worse. | 1.6254 | 0.01234 | 3657 | 1965 | 1099 | 593 |
46 | Don’t go in yet, I also prayed for a grandfather clock. | 1.6190 | 0.02470 | 903 | 486 | 275 | 142 |
47 | I just hope there isn't an encore. | 1.6162 | 0.02130 | 1170 | 621 | 377 | 172 |
48 | I see your ex returned the piano. | 1.6086 | 0.01181 | 3720 | 1978 | 1220 | 522 |
49 | Is “crashendo” a word? | 1.6085 | 0.01978 | 1387 | 754 | 422 | 211 |
50 | Gives a whole new meaning to B Flat. | 1.6068 | 0.01799 | 1577 | 834 | 529 | 214 |
51 | Amazing how easy it is to drop a grand these days. | 1.6029 | 0.01394 | 2720 | 1475 | 851 | 394 |
52 | Those damn magic beans. | 1.6023 | 0.01031 | 6083 | 3670 | 1167 | 1246 |
53 | You’re not seeing the potential. | 1.6021 | 0.01250 | 3878 | 2259 | 905 | 714 |
54 | It looked smaller when I ordered it online. | 1.6000 | 0.01135 | 3745 | 1966 | 1317 | 462 |
55 | Amazon's drone delivery still has some kinks. | 1.5925 | 0.01105 | 4213 | 2305 | 1325 | 583 |
56 | He wasn’t kidding when he said, “It’s my way or the Steinway.” | 1.5907 | 0.01093 | 4461 | 2485 | 1321 | 655 |
57 | We'll need a new house, but we can salvage the keys. | 1.5893 | 0.01228 | 3891 | 2278 | 937 | 676 |
58 | Stay back, that was Mozart's concerto for TWO pianos! | 1.5873 | 0.01765 | 1856 | 1080 | 463 | 313 |
59 | I realize now, 'Free Drop Shipping on Discontinued Items' should have been a red flag. | 1.5867 | 0.02060 | 1263 | 707 | 371 | 185 |
60 | I think they call that a grand slam. | 1.5834 | 0.01583 | 2122 | 1190 | 626 | 306 |
61 | It looks like all those Liberace jokes finally caught up with Marty. | 1.5787 | 0.01275 | 3703 | 2253 | 769 | 681 |
62 | It's the "2020 Overture" | 1.5780 | 0.02346 | 1007 | 581 | 270 | 156 |
63 | Next year, maybe you should ask Santa for a harmonica. | 1.5721 | 0.02095 | 1131 | 626 | 363 | 142 |
64 | I forgot there was a piano in the Book of Revelation. | 1.5718 | 0.01364 | 3246 | 1997 | 652 | 597 |
65 | Well, I think that finishes my COVID-19 Bingo card. | 1.5669 | 0.02329 | 1039 | 615 | 259 | 165 |
66 | So, you were right, we don't have the space for a grand piano | 1.5660 | 0.02015 | 1212 | 675 | 388 | 149 |
67 | Man,woman,tree,house, piano. | 1.5652 | 0.01717 | 2026 | 1237 | 433 | 356 |
68 | Looks like we’re in the key of F’d | 1.5630 | 0.01571 | 2222 | 1307 | 579 | 336 |
69 | They told me one performance would bring down the house. | 1.5616 | 0.02097 | 1056 | 578 | 363 | 115 |
70 | Fine, you take the house, I'll take the cottage. | 1.5578 | 0.01446 | 2917 | 1832 | 548 | 537 |
71 | He was playing the last few bars of 'Stairway to Paradise' when all hell broke loose. | 1.5554 | 0.01441 | 2886 | 1806 | 563 | 517 |
72 | Maybe God is done with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. | 1.5536 | 0.01481 | 2769 | 1752 | 508 | 509 |
73 | I feel like we're in a New Yorker cartoon | 1.5528 | 0.03061 | 559 | 327 | 155 | 77 |
74 | Man, Woman, House, Piano, Magazine. | 1.5521 | 0.03176 | 547 | 328 | 136 | 83 |
75 | Now that's what I call a sforzando. | 1.5517 | 0.01517 | 2630 | 1657 | 498 | 475 |
76 | Yes, at her last concert, she brought down the house | 1.5496 | 0.01430 | 2522 | 1481 | 699 | 342 |
77 | Hurricane Liberace, tearing through the Keys. | 1.5493 | 0.02181 | 1076 | 627 | 307 | 142 |
78 | Yup. My mind IRL after 10 minutes of watching the RNC | 1.5484 | 0.01592 | 2502 | 1621 | 393 | 488 |
79 | I thought things like that only happened in cartoons. | 1.5484 | 0.01522 | 2316 | 1398 | 573 | 345 |
80 | Maybe it was just me, but I could have sworn I heard Bach | 1.5462 | 0.01596 | 2411 | 1555 | 403 | 453 |
81 | You always knew that music dominated my life! | 1.5442 | 0.01644 | 2286 | 1477 | 379 | 430 |
82 | Damn. Our insurance only covers uprights. | 1.5437 | 0.02171 | 1030 | 592 | 316 | 122 |
83 | It’s Gershwin’s less well known Rhapsody in out of the Blue. | 1.5425 | 0.01608 | 2070 | 1244 | 529 | 297 |
84 | I was expecting famine or rivers turning to blood, but this works too. | 1.5422 | 0.02295 | 913 | 524 | 283 | 106 |
85 | Of course it’s Obama’s fault; gravity is a total hoax! | 1.5420 | 0.01720 | 1845 | 1122 | 447 | 276 |
86 | Now that's how you Liszt a house. | 1.5407 | 0.01696 | 1855 | 1116 | 475 | 264 |
87 | 'Free jazz' really doesn't mean what I thought it did. | 1.5406 | 0.01715 | 2181 | 1433 | 318 | 430 |
88 | It certainly brought the house down. | 1.5396 | 0.01533 | 2044 | 1185 | 618 | 241 |
89 | It’s so in tune with the times. | 1.5396 | 0.02977 | 543 | 313 | 167 | 63 |
90 | Will you support my music career now, Dad? | 1.5383 | 0.01726 | 2088 | 1371 | 317 | 400 |
91 | Huh . . . and all this time I was waiting for the other shoe. | 1.5381 | 0.01790 | 1563 | 924 | 439 | 200 |
92 | You played with my gamma laser, did you? | 1.5378 | 0.01738 | 2101 | 1389 | 299 | 413 |
93 | Looks like the Father" thinks the Son should stick to carpentry. | 1.5349 | 0.01782 | 2047 | 1387 | 235 | 425 |
94 | The realtor failed to mention that the house had a roadrunner problem. | 1.5348 | 0.01803 | 1984 | 1321 | 267 | 396 |
95 | I still think we should try turning it the other way. | 1.5335 | 0.01658 | 1837 | 1092 | 510 | 235 |
96 | When I was singing “Rock Me Amadeus” I wasn’t asking for this. | 1.5332 | 0.01806 | 1986 | 1333 | 251 | 402 |
97 | You know what? This is JUST fine | 1.5308 | 0.01854 | 1897 | 1287 | 219 | 391 |
98 | In a way...it’s both major and minor damage. | 1.5278 | 0.01810 | 1423 | 836 | 427 | 160 |
99 | Evgeny Kissin meets Donnie Darko. | 1.5273 | 0.01901 | 1798 | 1225 | 204 | 369 |
100 | That must have been quite a leaky toilet on that airplane! | 1.5264 | 0.01942 | 1763 | 1211 | 180 | 372 |
101 | So much for your rooftop piano bar idea. | 1.5260 | 0.02027 | 1192 | 708 | 341 | 143 |
102 | I told you it wouldn't fit. | 1.5233 | 0.01702 | 1569 | 926 | 472 | 171 |
103 | Every night bitching about the giraffe! So I guess you're happy now. I've got news . I'm moving back. Good luck. | 1.5231 | 0.01995 | 1690 | 1168 | 162 | 360 |
104 | If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it. | 1.5205 | 0.03229 | 488 | 297 | 128 | 63 |
105 | Told you his performance would bring down the house... | 1.5190 | 0.01770 | 1555 | 935 | 434 | 186 |
106 | For sale. Under a grand. | 1.5178 | 0.02646 | 703 | 424 | 194 | 85 |
107 | Perhaps a little to the left? | 1.5164 | 0.04687 | 213 | 126 | 64 | 23 |
108 | I wonder where the rest of the orchestra landed? | 1.5151 | 0.02724 | 629 | 373 | 188 | 68 |
109 | We have two wishes left. We can fix this. | 1.5144 | 0.02106 | 1112 | 685 | 286 | 141 |
110 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said "drop the keys by the door." | 1.5130 | 0.01874 | 1425 | 875 | 370 | 180 |
111 | The ill-tempered clavier | 1.5124 | 0.02495 | 849 | 532 | 199 | 118 |
112 | This might be the eighth or ninth most weird thing I've seen this year. | 1.5120 | 0.03055 | 500 | 298 | 148 | 54 |
113 | I thought they all played harps up there. | 1.5119 | 0.01917 | 1303 | 790 | 361 | 152 |
114 | I guess this week’s piano lesson is on the house. | 1.5093 | 0.01917 | 1345 | 824 | 357 | 164 |
115 | I told you... downloading music is never safe | 1.5084 | 0.01962 | 1249 | 758 | 347 | 144 |
116 | Who knew she was a witch? | 1.5079 | 0.02100 | 1323 | 874 | 227 | 222 |
117 | On second thought, maybe we should have gotten the baby grand. | 1.5075 | 0.01815 | 1267 | 730 | 431 | 106 |
118 | We. Are. Farmers. Bum bum bum bum bum bum buuuuum | 1.5057 | 0.02046 | 1228 | 769 | 297 | 162 |
119 | If it wasn't 2020, I'd consider this odd. | 1.5056 | 0.01989 | 1250 | 773 | 323 | 154 |
120 | looks a little bigger than the picture online... | 1.5053 | 0.05048 | 190 | 116 | 52 | 22 |
121 | Well, that ended on a low note. | 1.5032 | 0.01950 | 1240 | 753 | 350 | 137 |
122 | Well , that certainly brought down the house.... | 1.5008 | 0.02024 | 1190 | 735 | 314 | 141 |
123 | I think we made a big mistake having it delivered by drone. | 1.5000 | 0.02879 | 514 | 302 | 167 | 45 |
124 | In any other year, this would seem ridiculous. | 1.5000 | 0.02008 | 1176 | 735 | 303 | 138 |
125 | What's a Stein weigh? | 1.4991 | 0.02134 | 1106 | 694 | 272 | 140 |
126 | Okay, no more jokes about how this year can't get any worse. | 1.4988 | 0.02310 | 846 | 509 | 252 | 85 |
127 | They're cute when they're babies, but then they grow up. | 1.4986 | 0.02132 | 1097 | 686 | 275 | 136 |
128 | Now we know where the Flight of the Bumblebees ends. | 1.4973 | 0.02161 | 1132 | 744 | 220 | 168 |
129 | His offer was good, but he could only put down a grand. | 1.4964 | 0.01967 | 1122 | 713 | 291 | 118 |
130 | Well you were right. The living room isn't big enough for a piano. | 1.4945 | 0.02085 | 1096 | 678 | 294 | 124 |
131 | He said if I’d buy two pianos I’d get a third one on the house. | 1.4930 | 0.02157 | 996 | 610 | 279 | 106 |
132 | Hey, did you turn the stove off? | 1.4917 | 0.03093 | 480 | 294 | 136 | 50 |
133 | I am neither a musician or cartoonist, but I would say that there is something wrong with the scale. | 1.4916 | 0.02395 | 834 | 519 | 220 | 95 |
134 | Well,...you were right. It’s too big for the living room. | 1.4892 | 0.02117 | 1014 | 624 | 285 | 105 |
135 | My house b flat | 1.4871 | 0.02278 | 971 | 621 | 227 | 123 |
136 | Well isn't this grand? | 1.4871 | 0.03288 | 427 | 264 | 118 | 45 |
137 | I should have been more specific when I asked our realtor to drop off all the keys. | 1.4864 | 0.02192 | 956 | 591 | 265 | 100 |
138 | Should we file the insurance claim under major or minor incident? | 1.4845 | 0.02308 | 933 | 596 | 222 | 115 |
139 | Now I wish we had opted for ground delivery. | 1.4838 | 0.02135 | 926 | 565 | 277 | 84 |
140 | We'll take it, what are the chances of that happening again? | 1.4830 | 0.02241 | 942 | 592 | 245 | 105 |
141 | You should see next door; they got the entire percussion section. | 1.4821 | 0.02371 | 865 | 550 | 213 | 102 |
142 | That cloud looks like a duck | 1.4814 | 0.02497 | 916 | 632 | 131 | 153 |
143 | I see it’s still 2020 | 1.4810 | 0.02308 | 894 | 570 | 220 | 104 |
144 | I'm impressed, it took only one grand for that demolition job. | 1.4807 | 0.02301 | 909 | 577 | 227 | 105 |
145 | Again? | 1.4805 | 0.02381 | 872 | 565 | 199 | 108 |
146 | No, if it was an "Act of God", it would be a Steinway. | 1.4781 | 0.03704 | 366 | 237 | 83 | 46 |
147 | Well, the realtor did say that they were dropping off the keys today.” | 1.4751 | 0.02260 | 844 | 522 | 244 | 78 |
148 | Well now. This is disconcerting. | 1.4746 | 0.02427 | 769 | 482 | 209 | 78 |
149 | He said he'd leave the keys by the front door. | 1.4745 | 0.02418 | 824 | 531 | 196 | 97 |
150 | We can’t let one failed launch kill the Juilliard Space Program.” | 1.4745 | 0.02413 | 822 | 526 | 202 | 94 |
151 | Delivery by drone isn't working out that well, is it? | 1.4737 | 0.02341 | 836 | 527 | 222 | 87 |
152 | Is this what the realtor meant when she said she would drop off a full set of keys? | 1.4731 | 0.02324 | 835 | 524 | 227 | 84 |
153 | FINALLY! Something that my insurance will actually cover. | 1.4728 | 0.02458 | 810 | 524 | 189 | 97 |
154 | Looks like we have A-minor problem. | 1.4727 | 0.02335 | 806 | 504 | 224 | 78 |
155 | That's enough, 2020. You win. | 1.4710 | 0.02474 | 775 | 497 | 191 | 87 |
156 | I always wondered what 'drop shipped' meant. | 1.4699 | 0.02416 | 764 | 480 | 209 | 75 |
157 | Did you remember to leave a review for the delivery guys? | 1.4699 | 0.02380 | 764 | 475 | 219 | 70 |
158 | The day the music died. And the Smiths. | 1.4688 | 0.02661 | 689 | 448 | 159 | 82 |
159 | There wasn't a note? | 1.4681 | 0.02508 | 752 | 484 | 184 | 84 |
160 | Did we already try it lengthwise? | 1.4678 | 0.02534 | 761 | 496 | 174 | 91 |
161 | I asked you not to leave the new 3-D printer on while we took our walk. | 1.4668 | 0.02510 | 754 | 487 | 182 | 85 |
162 | I thought it was sketchy when they said the house was under a grand. | 1.4662 | 0.02524 | 725 | 464 | 184 | 77 |
163 | You know what the weirdest part is? I don't even remember ordering a piano. | 1.4662 | 0.02666 | 650 | 416 | 165 | 69 |
164 | Well, I guess we ran out of Cloud storage. | 1.4660 | 0.02529 | 749 | 486 | 177 | 86 |
165 | That's what happens when there's music in the air. | 1.4658 | 0.02532 | 745 | 483 | 177 | 85 |
166 | Luckily it was a Baby Grand. | 1.4647 | 0.02372 | 751 | 467 | 219 | 65 |
167 | Talk about a grand finale... | 1.4643 | 0.02478 | 728 | 462 | 194 | 72 |
168 | Look, when it's tornado season in Oklahoma, you keep your Steinway in the basement. Everybody knows that. | 1.4630 | 0.02504 | 702 | 444 | 191 | 67 |
169 | Well, look on the bright side. That spider is definitely dead. | 1.4614 | 0.02612 | 674 | 434 | 169 | 71 |
170 | Damn you, Hurricane Liberace! | 1.4602 | 0.02682 | 704 | 473 | 139 | 92 |
171 | That's what happens when you defund the arts. | 1.4594 | 0.02752 | 616 | 400 | 149 | 67 |
172 | That’s still the second worst thing to happen today. | 1.4593 | 0.02506 | 688 | 435 | 190 | 63 |
173 | When you said it was “on the house” I thought you meant it was free!!!! | 1.4590 | 0.02561 | 719 | 469 | 170 | 80 |
174 | We missed the organ donor. | 1.4579 | 0.02647 | 712 | 475 | 148 | 89 |
175 | I told you not to click free delivery by drone. | 1.4579 | 0.02454 | 712 | 450 | 198 | 64 |
176 | You know, I think this is concerning | 1.4576 | 0.02790 | 708 | 496 | 102 | 110 |
177 | That Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No.2 never fails to brings the house down | 1.4570 | 0.02572 | 709 | 468 | 160 | 81 |
178 | Well, Dorothy, there's one baby grand that isn't in Kansas any more... | 1.4566 | 0.02826 | 668 | 458 | 115 | 95 |
179 | Not what I had in mind when I told you to drop a grand on the house | 1.4561 | 0.03281 | 399 | 253 | 110 | 36 |
180 | I wasn't ready for that last movement. | 1.4550 | 0.02666 | 655 | 428 | 156 | 71 |
181 | Oh, that’s grand...just grand. | 1.4544 | 0.02619 | 680 | 445 | 161 | 74 |
182 | Looks like atonal loss | 1.4538 | 0.02696 | 639 | 418 | 152 | 69 |
183 | I never knew music could have such an impact. | 1.4525 | 0.02736 | 590 | 380 | 153 | 57 |
184 | Should we call the tuner? | 1.4520 | 0.02736 | 635 | 420 | 143 | 72 |
185 | I know it’s 2020, but I did not see that coming. | 1.4518 | 0.02677 | 633 | 412 | 156 | 65 |
186 | The piano movers did mention they were dropping it off. | 1.4517 | 0.02636 | 631 | 406 | 165 | 60 |
187 | They said they would leave the keys near the front door. | 1.4514 | 0.02653 | 638 | 414 | 160 | 64 |
188 | I really regret signing up for that crash course in piano. | 1.4514 | 0.02699 | 638 | 419 | 150 | 69 |
189 | So when you said they'd drop off the keys... | 1.4509 | 0.02604 | 632 | 416 | 156 | 60 |
190 | This is the problem with online shopping. You can never tell how big anything is by the photos. | 1.4503 | 0.02771 | 624 | 415 | 137 | 72 |
191 | I hear they survived with major and minor injuries. | 1.4501 | 0.02650 | 651 | 426 | 157 | 68 |
192 | Ironic, our deductible is a grand. | 1.4496 | 0.02644 | 625 | 403 | 163 | 59 |
193 | And you laughed when I got giant piano insurance. | 1.4496 | 0.02644 | 625 | 403 | 163 | 59 |
194 | Not what I had in mind when I asked you to “fill the house with music.” | 1.4494 | 0.02713 | 623 | 411 | 145 | 67 |
195 | It really takes the focus off that horrible sofa in the den. | 1.4493 | 0.03548 | 345 | 222 | 91 | 32 |
196 | I'm going to say it, I don't always get Frank Gehry. | 1.4467 | 0.02717 | 600 | 393 | 147 | 60 |
197 | It took 88 keys, but at least now the door is open. | 1.4449 | 0.04416 | 227 | 148 | 57 | 22 |
198 | Looks like that took care of the elephant in the room. | 1.4448 | 0.02778 | 580 | 380 | 142 | 58 |
199 | I actually ordered an upright. | 1.4448 | 0.02746 | 580 | 377 | 148 | 55 |
200 | On second thoughts, glad we didn't quarantine | 1.4447 | 0.03071 | 434 | 276 | 123 | 35 |
201 | Well played, 2020. | 1.4444 | 0.02664 | 585 | 384 | 146 | 55 |
202 | On the other hand, not many people can say they've got a piano in every room. | 1.4444 | 0.02771 | 576 | 378 | 141 | 57 |
203 | It’s like this thing just fell off a clef | 1.4443 | 0.02842 | 574 | 381 | 131 | 62 |
204 | In retrospect, next-day drone delivery did seem a little too good to be true. | 1.4433 | 0.02692 | 609 | 398 | 152 | 59 |
205 | I suppose drone delivery was a bit of a reach. | 1.4431 | 0.02756 | 580 | 379 | 145 | 56 |
206 | And I said, 'No need for insurance. Never going to happen. | 1.4431 | 0.02735 | 580 | 377 | 149 | 54 |
207 | I liked it better when the choices were limited to 'bird,' 'plane,' or 'Superman.' | 1.4413 | 0.02733 | 596 | 392 | 145 | 59 |
208 | The insurance company says it was orchestrated | 1.4409 | 0.02790 | 567 | 372 | 140 | 55 |
209 | I hear in the divorce settlement he agreed to drop off the keys. | 1.4409 | 0.02889 | 567 | 381 | 122 | 64 |
210 | Before the climate changed it was only frogs and fish. | 1.4405 | 0.02822 | 588 | 394 | 129 | 65 |
211 | So, I guess we'll be doing Thanksgiving at your mom's? | 1.4394 | 0.02698 | 553 | 353 | 157 | 43 |
212 | ...and if FEMA won't help, call the NEA | 1.4393 | 0.03069 | 560 | 400 | 77 | 83 |
213 | Wow! Someone dropped a grand on that dump? | 1.4388 | 0.02874 | 556 | 371 | 126 | 59 |
214 | Wow. The forecast was for piccolos. | 1.4386 | 0.02896 | 529 | 349 | 128 | 52 |
215 | Well, that was certainly the most original version of Hayden's "Surprise Symphony" that I ever heard.. | 1.4379 | 0.02818 | 580 | 388 | 130 | 62 |
216 | I keep telling the fed x guy not to throw items on the porch. | 1.4376 | 0.02864 | 537 | 354 | 131 | 52 |
217 | Do we have to disclose this to the buyer? | 1.4368 | 0.02908 | 538 | 360 | 120 | 57 |
218 | Delivery by drone obviously has its flaws. | 1.4364 | 0.02780 | 566 | 385 | 124 | 57 |
219 | Is 'Grand Slam' only a term used for baseball? | 1.4364 | 0.05179 | 165 | 109 | 40 | 16 |
220 | Once upon a time, this would' have fazed us. | 1.4358 | 0.02765 | 537 | 352 | 138 | 47 |
221 | So I said, "If I'm not here, just leave it on the porch." | 1.4350 | 0.02849 | 531 | 349 | 133 | 49 |
222 | I guess drone delivery still has a few kinks to work out. | 1.4345 | 0.02862 | 534 | 353 | 130 | 51 |
223 | I heard the kid say that the only way he would take piano lessons would be if a piano fell out of the sky and landed on the house. | 1.4338 | 0.02798 | 551 | 363 | 137 | 51 |
224 | It's what's known as a massive art attack. | 1.4335 | 0.02934 | 519 | 346 | 121 | 52 |
225 | I'm sure I said "Alexa, play Pennies from Heaven" | 1.4329 | 0.03064 | 492 | 332 | 107 | 53 |
226 | Well, I did ask for a sign. Susan, I'm quitting my job and restarting the band. | 1.4321 | 0.02914 | 530 | 355 | 121 | 54 |
227 | The house B-Flat. | 1.4320 | 0.02971 | 507 | 339 | 117 | 51 |
228 | Can't wait for the State Farm commercial on this one! | 1.4319 | 0.03068 | 514 | 353 | 100 | 61 |
229 | 88 keys and they still couldn’t get in. | 1.4314 | 0.02945 | 510 | 340 | 120 | 50 |
230 | You were right. Our house is too small for a piano. | 1.4303 | 0.02787 | 509 | 352 | 113 | 44 |
231 | Oh no, not again. | 1.4300 | 0.03048 | 507 | 348 | 101 | 58 |
232 | The house comes with a piano. | 1.4300 | 0.02930 | 507 | 337 | 122 | 48 |
233 | 2020, am I right? | 1.4297 | 0.02904 | 526 | 351 | 122 | 52 |
234 | We also thought the election results of 2016 would never happen. | 1.4289 | 0.03044 | 499 | 339 | 106 | 54 |
235 | Amazon needs to re-think drone deliveries. | 1.4280 | 0.02610 | 521 | 339 | 146 | 36 |
236 | Well that concerto brought the house down | 1.4280 | 0.02986 | 521 | 355 | 109 | 57 |
237 | Actually, this is a lot less bizarre than the RNC convention. | 1.4280 | 0.02986 | 521 | 355 | 109 | 57 |
238 | I always thought that there were only harps up there. | 1.4280 | 0.02965 | 500 | 337 | 113 | 50 |
239 | Rooftop entertaining sounded like a good idea | 1.4278 | 0.04663 | 180 | 116 | 51 | 13 |
240 | Well, it’s certainly not the worst thing that’s happened this year. | 1.4277 | 0.03021 | 498 | 337 | 109 | 52 |
241 | You think this is bad, you should see where the pianist landed. | 1.4274 | 0.02962 | 496 | 331 | 118 | 47 |
242 | Let’s meet the new neighbors another time - they seem busy. | 1.4272 | 0.02961 | 515 | 348 | 114 | 53 |
243 | When he said he’d be dropping off the piano, I thought…. | 1.4268 | 0.02893 | 471 | 305 | 131 | 35 |
244 | The ad said the sellers were throwing in a piano "on the house". | 1.4257 | 0.02963 | 505 | 340 | 115 | 50 |
245 | Can’t say I’m surprised given the way this year is going | 1.4256 | 0.02985 | 484 | 323 | 116 | 45 |
246 | Well, piano falling on house. I think that completes our 2020 BINGO card. | 1.4251 | 0.03038 | 494 | 339 | 102 | 53 |
247 | Well, Isaac Newton would be proud. | 1.4237 | 0.03053 | 472 | 318 | 108 | 46 |
248 | Well that performance brought down the House ! | 1.4232 | 0.03068 | 475 | 322 | 105 | 48 |
249 | Concert literally brought the house down | 1.4232 | 0.03319 | 475 | 340 | 69 | 66 |
250 | In the showroom, it looked smaller. | 1.4232 | 0.02995 | 475 | 317 | 115 | 43 |
251 | Well, they did say there would only b minor damage... | 1.4218 | 0.03179 | 467 | 323 | 91 | 53 |
252 | Maybe if you turn it around it will fit | 1.4218 | 0.03061 | 467 | 315 | 107 | 45 |
253 | So, it's not just harps the angels play. | 1.4218 | 0.03038 | 486 | 333 | 102 | 51 |
254 | Hell Yeah, I still want to buy the house...I mean, what are the chances of that ever happening again?? | 1.4216 | 0.02852 | 491 | 322 | 131 | 38 |
255 | Should have ordered the harmonica. | 1.4216 | 0.02994 | 491 | 332 | 111 | 48 |
256 | I guess drone delivery is not for everything. | 1.4213 | 0.02889 | 489 | 333 | 112 | 44 |
257 | Looks like the Wicked Witch has made some new enemies. | 1.4213 | 0.03086 | 489 | 353 | 76 | 60 |
258 | On that note... | 1.4212 | 0.02971 | 463 | 306 | 119 | 38 |
259 | Fall 2020, right on schedule. | 1.4209 | 0.03286 | 392 | 262 | 95 | 35 |
260 | Timbre! | 1.4200 | 0.03329 | 419 | 289 | 84 | 46 |
261 | ''I can't Handel this.'' | 1.4197 | 0.03414 | 355 | 236 | 89 | 30 |
262 | Well, instead of a house warming we can call it a grand opening. | 1.4192 | 0.03164 | 458 | 315 | 94 | 49 |
263 | That’s destruction on a grand scale. | 1.4185 | 0.02929 | 454 | 297 | 124 | 33 |
264 | When I said we should drop a grand on the new house, I was speaking *metaphorically*! | 1.4183 | 0.03070 | 471 | 321 | 103 | 47 |
265 | I knew we should have hired a fiddler on the roof. | 1.4183 | 0.03114 | 471 | 324 | 97 | 50 |
266 | We can’t collect insurance—it was orchestrated. | 1.4183 | 0.02919 | 471 | 316 | 115 | 40 |
267 | Should I have tipped the movers? | 1.4181 | 0.03085 | 452 | 305 | 105 | 42 |
268 | Yeah. . . 2020. | 1.4176 | 0.03133 | 467 | 322 | 95 | 50 |
269 | That must have been some hurricane to hit the Florida Keys. | 1.4172 | 0.03172 | 465 | 323 | 90 | 52 |
270 | I thought they only played harps up there...? | 1.4167 | 0.03098 | 468 | 321 | 99 | 48 |
271 | I wonder when they switched from playing harps? | 1.4167 | 0.05025 | 168 | 113 | 40 | 15 |
272 | A crash course in the piano - did you read the fine print? | 1.4165 | 0.03025 | 461 | 310 | 110 | 41 |
273 | Wonder if Farmers has seen this thing? | 1.4163 | 0.03122 | 466 | 321 | 96 | 49 |
274 | And God said, if you play Chopsticks one more time... | 1.4163 | 0.03182 | 442 | 303 | 94 | 45 |
275 | Well, the movers did say it was on the house. | 1.4163 | 0.03034 | 442 | 294 | 112 | 36 |
276 | Before this Administration, raining giant Steinways would have been really freaky! | 1.4158 | 0.03197 | 457 | 318 | 88 | 51 |
277 | Does your insurance cover A-Major disaster? | 1.4148 | 0.03431 | 393 | 273 | 77 | 43 |
278 | I hear the delivery guy once had a newspaper route. | 1.4142 | 0.03108 | 437 | 295 | 103 | 39 |
279 | The listing says, “a fixer-upper with a grand view.” | 1.4142 | 0.03125 | 437 | 296 | 101 | 40 |
280 | I downloaded it from the cloud. | 1.4141 | 0.03181 | 454 | 315 | 90 | 49 |
281 | I guess the fat lady sang | 1.4137 | 0.03644 | 336 | 231 | 71 | 34 |
282 | See? Piano insurance was not a waste of money | 1.4136 | 0.03240 | 428 | 295 | 89 | 44 |
283 | You picked the free shipping option, didn’t you? | 1.4136 | 0.03084 | 428 | 286 | 107 | 35 |
284 | Either we’re getting smaller or our problems are getting bigger. | 1.4133 | 0.02977 | 450 | 299 | 116 | 35 |
285 | Not the weirdest thing to happen this year. | 1.4133 | 0.03123 | 450 | 308 | 98 | 44 |
286 | At least now we don't have to worry about getting it through the door. | 1.4131 | 0.03199 | 426 | 291 | 94 | 41 |
287 | They did say you'd get the piano on-the-house. | 1.4129 | 0.03003 | 448 | 302 | 109 | 37 |
288 | Are we insured against metaphors? | 1.4129 | 0.03196 | 448 | 311 | 89 | 48 |
289 | Buy the house next to the beanstalk," you said. "What could go wrong?" you said | 1.4126 | 0.03078 | 429 | 287 | 107 | 35 |
290 | There was music in the air. | 1.4118 | 0.03134 | 425 | 287 | 101 | 37 |
291 | Well, I certainly didn’t see that one coming. | 1.4112 | 0.03123 | 445 | 307 | 94 | 44 |
292 | A minor fall, a major lift. | 1.4112 | 0.03336 | 411 | 286 | 81 | 44 |
293 | Man! His piano skills really DID bring down the house! | 1.4101 | 0.03069 | 434 | 292 | 106 | 36 |
294 | Wow! A Steinway! What are the odds? | 1.4100 | 0.03061 | 439 | 296 | 106 | 37 |
295 | Wow, perfect pitch | 1.4097 | 0.03096 | 432 | 292 | 103 | 37 |
296 | Well, it was a baby grand when I ordered it. | 1.4097 | 0.03079 | 432 | 291 | 105 | 36 |
297 | What were the chances of that happening?" "I'd say 20 20 | 1.4096 | 0.03122 | 437 | 298 | 99 | 40 |
298 | I am hoping there is no encore. | 1.4096 | 0.03105 | 437 | 297 | 101 | 39 |
299 | Remember when it was only cats and dogs? | 1.4096 | 0.02967 | 437 | 289 | 117 | 31 |
300 | It looks like we're in treble. | 1.4096 | 0.03105 | 437 | 297 | 101 | 39 |
301 | Do you think they’ve seen this thing or two at Farmer’s Insurance? | 1.4066 | 0.03176 | 423 | 290 | 94 | 39 |
302 | He's really bringing down the house! | 1.4062 | 0.05039 | 160 | 108 | 39 | 13 |
303 | I don't think we're covered for lounge acts of God. | 1.4055 | 0.03237 | 402 | 275 | 91 | 36 |
304 | I told you the performance would bring down the house. | 1.4054 | 0.03283 | 407 | 282 | 85 | 40 |
305 | Fine, I agree, the piano's too big. | 1.4045 | 0.03298 | 398 | 277 | 82 | 39 |
306 | The drone will drop it at your front door, you said... | 1.4045 | 0.03240 | 398 | 272 | 91 | 35 |
307 | He warned us: 'My way or the Steinway.' | 1.4044 | 0.03221 | 408 | 280 | 91 | 37 |
308 | On the other hand, they did deliver within the 2-day window. | 1.4040 | 0.03172 | 396 | 267 | 98 | 31 |
309 | I guess when you wish upon a star it pays to be specific | 1.4040 | 0.03405 | 396 | 279 | 74 | 43 |
310 | Did you say your piano playing brought down the house? | 1.4040 | 0.03386 | 396 | 278 | 76 | 42 |
311 | Remember when storms just blew your outdoor furniture around. | 1.4039 | 0.03444 | 359 | 247 | 79 | 33 |
312 | I'm not ordering another drone delivery until they work the bugs out. | 1.4039 | 0.03204 | 411 | 282 | 92 | 37 |
313 | I told them it wouldn’t fit. | 1.4034 | 0.03168 | 414 | 283 | 94 | 36 |
314 | Y'know, when you told me the damage would B Minor, I kinda thought something different... | 1.4031 | 0.03333 | 392 | 272 | 82 | 38 |
315 | Unusual for this time of year. | 1.4029 | 0.03160 | 412 | 281 | 96 | 35 |
316 | Grand! Just grand! | 1.4025 | 0.03311 | 405 | 283 | 81 | 41 |
317 | You always think it can't happen to you. | 1.4020 | 0.03346 | 393 | 274 | 80 | 39 |
318 | That explains the giant stool in the back yard. | 1.4020 | 0.03162 | 408 | 278 | 96 | 34 |
319 | Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get more cartoonish... | 1.4016 | 0.03330 | 376 | 258 | 85 | 33 |
320 | You should have ordered a BABY grand! | 1.4010 | 0.03133 | 399 | 269 | 100 | 30 |
321 | Well, nobody will notice the elephant in the room anymore | 1.4010 | 0.03133 | 399 | 269 | 100 | 30 |
322 | Now THAT was pianoforte! | 1.4010 | 0.03232 | 399 | 274 | 90 | 35 |
323 | You’re right, let’s buy the house. What are the odds of that ever happening again? | 1.3995 | 0.03285 | 393 | 272 | 85 | 36 |
324 | Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Piano. | 1.3995 | 0.03266 | 393 | 271 | 87 | 35 |
325 | This is going to tough to blame on Obama. | 1.3995 | 0.03347 | 373 | 257 | 83 | 33 |
326 | Remind me to cancel our Amazon Prime Air delivery subscription before the refrigerator ships. | 1.3990 | 0.03348 | 386 | 269 | 80 | 37 |
327 | I guess size does matter. | 1.3988 | 0.03362 | 346 | 234 | 86 | 26 |
328 | I can still remember when they used to use a wrecking ball. | 1.3987 | 0.03587 | 301 | 203 | 76 | 22 |
329 | It's so 2020. | 1.3978 | 0.03331 | 372 | 256 | 84 | 32 |
330 | At first,I thought you yelled,'Timbre!' | 1.3973 | 0.03375 | 375 | 260 | 79 | 35 |
331 | Eric is currently in charge of the Trump moving company. | 1.3973 | 0.03397 | 375 | 262 | 77 | 36 |
332 | I told you not to antagonize the Steinways. | 1.3967 | 0.03378 | 368 | 255 | 80 | 33 |
333 | I say we leave it where it is and call it performance art. | 1.3962 | 0.03536 | 318 | 217 | 76 | 25 |
334 | Just another day in 2020. | 1.3953 | 0.03288 | 382 | 264 | 85 | 33 |
335 | The 26 trombones are next door. | 1.3952 | 0.03382 | 377 | 264 | 77 | 36 |
336 | All I said was “Could 2020 get any worse?” | 1.3950 | 0.03348 | 362 | 249 | 83 | 30 |
337 | And the movers had the nerve to ask for an online review. | 1.3947 | 0.03278 | 380 | 262 | 86 | 32 |
338 | The value has been reduced by a grand. | 1.3947 | 0.03257 | 380 | 261 | 88 | 31 |
339 | I hate to start renovations on a bad note. | 1.3942 | 0.02893 | 378 | 256 | 100 | 22 |
340 | I don't know who orchestrated this attack, but it looks like a concerted effort. | 1.3941 | 0.04217 | 269 | 195 | 42 | 32 |
341 | He always said his performing would bring down the house... | 1.3936 | 0.03387 | 376 | 264 | 76 | 36 |
342 | So how much did you save with the free delivery option? | 1.3936 | 0.03080 | 376 | 250 | 104 | 22 |
343 | Yes, Cheryl, I do know that the USPS would have done a better job of delivery | 1.3930 | 0.03314 | 374 | 259 | 83 | 32 |
344 | Compared to the pandemic and forest fires, I'd put this somewhere on the descending scale. | 1.3930 | 0.03102 | 374 | 252 | 98 | 24 |
345 | I think I prefer cats and dogs | 1.3930 | 0.03249 | 374 | 256 | 89 | 29 |
346 | I’m so glad I skipped the flood and sinkhole and went straight for the low flying giant piano insurance option. | 1.3929 | 0.03265 | 364 | 253 | 82 | 29 |
347 | Finally, a smash hit! | 1.3926 | 0.03306 | 377 | 264 | 79 | 34 |
348 | You should always check the dimensions before ordering online. | 1.3926 | 0.03274 | 377 | 260 | 86 | 31 |
349 | Do you think they’ll try to consider this an act of God? | 1.3925 | 0.03304 | 372 | 257 | 84 | 31 |
350 | It isn’t exactly what I’d imagined when I opted for Drop Shipped. | 1.3920 | 0.03328 | 375 | 261 | 81 | 33 |
351 | I’m so over this year. | 1.3919 | 0.03382 | 370 | 259 | 77 | 34 |
352 | See, size does matter!!! | 1.3919 | 0.03425 | 370 | 261 | 73 | 36 |
353 | This used to be an upscale neighbourhood! | 1.3914 | 0.03623 | 327 | 230 | 66 | 31 |
354 | I guess Drone Delivery service hasn’t been perfected yet | 1.3914 | 0.03275 | 373 | 257 | 86 | 30 |
355 | This was a delivery Für Elise..Good thing she was out Chopin | 1.3914 | 0.03488 | 373 | 267 | 66 | 40 |
356 | Do you think this is a good enough excuse for your mother? | 1.3896 | 0.03266 | 367 | 252 | 87 | 28 |
357 | Good thing we’re not in a cartoon | 1.3892 | 0.03572 | 352 | 252 | 63 | 37 |
358 | I hope the fiddler wasn’t on the roof. Submitted by Douglas Monaghan Floral Park, New York | 1.3884 | 0.03470 | 363 | 258 | 69 | 36 |
359 | If it had been a giant harp, the insurance company could have called it an Act of God. | 1.3876 | 0.03405 | 356 | 249 | 76 | 31 |
360 | So, given delivery options, you picked drone? | 1.3876 | 0.03381 | 356 | 248 | 78 | 30 |
361 | I always knew classical music could bring the house down. | 1.3868 | 0.03429 | 349 | 244 | 75 | 30 |
362 | I think I left the stove on. | 1.3868 | 0.03888 | 287 | 204 | 55 | 28 |
363 | How many homes will be destroyed before they finally do something about falling pianos? | 1.3866 | 0.03443 | 357 | 252 | 72 | 33 |
364 | At this scale, the damage doesn't seem to B-Minor to me... | 1.3866 | 0.03488 | 357 | 254 | 68 | 35 |
365 | Which is the front door key? | 1.3866 | 0.03420 | 357 | 251 | 74 | 32 |
366 | What happened to cats and dogs? | 1.3864 | 0.03237 | 352 | 239 | 90 | 23 |
367 | F major. | 1.3859 | 0.03547 | 355 | 255 | 63 | 37 |
368 | This is why we can't have nice things. | 1.3853 | 0.03538 | 327 | 231 | 67 | 29 |
369 | The worst part is that I just had it tuned. | 1.3853 | 0.03179 | 353 | 238 | 94 | 21 |
370 | This is terrible luck -- our house is only insured for woodwind damage. | 1.3853 | 0.03400 | 353 | 247 | 76 | 30 |
371 | We did tell them not to leave deliveries on the porch.... | 1.3853 | 0.03205 | 353 | 239 | 92 | 22 |
372 | I guess this is the grand finale. | 1.3849 | 0.03579 | 304 | 210 | 71 | 23 |
373 | Awkward. | 1.3846 | 0.03797 | 351 | 263 | 41 | 47 |
374 | That's going to be a bitch to get back in tune | 1.3844 | 0.03221 | 346 | 234 | 91 | 21 |
375 | No, stupid, play till you bring the house down is just an expression. | 1.3840 | 0.03544 | 349 | 250 | 64 | 35 |
376 | Do you think that now we can sell the whole thing to MOMA? | 1.3837 | 0.03311 | 344 | 236 | 84 | 24 |
377 | I was wrong. I prefer the locusts. | 1.3836 | 0.03659 | 305 | 214 | 65 | 26 |
378 | As if this weren't bad enough, I ordered an upright. | 1.3833 | 0.03341 | 347 | 240 | 81 | 26 |
379 | I still have my doubts about drone delivery ... | 1.3833 | 0.03366 | 347 | 241 | 79 | 27 |
380 | Is it Baroque? | 1.3833 | 0.03582 | 347 | 250 | 61 | 36 |
381 | I'll take the house. What's the chance of that happening again? | 1.3833 | 0.03316 | 347 | 239 | 83 | 25 |
382 | You were right. It's not going to fit in the study. | 1.3833 | 0.03366 | 347 | 241 | 79 | 27 |
383 | What a Crashcendo | 1.3826 | 0.03379 | 345 | 240 | 78 | 27 |
384 | We shouldn't have picked the drone delivery option. | 1.3826 | 0.03549 | 345 | 247 | 64 | 34 |
385 | Still waiting on the volcano, but that piano insurance just paid for itself. | 1.3824 | 0.03388 | 340 | 236 | 78 | 26 |
386 | I think it’s Baroque” | 1.3821 | 0.03839 | 301 | 217 | 53 | 31 |
387 | My homework? A piano fell on my house and broke the internet. | 1.3820 | 0.03519 | 322 | 225 | 71 | 26 |
388 | Its a little out of scale for a house like this. | 1.3819 | 0.03367 | 343 | 238 | 79 | 26 |
389 | His last performance really brought down the house. | 1.3812 | 0.04021 | 202 | 134 | 59 | 9 |
390 | Metaphor my ass; it's a piano! | 1.3810 | 0.03336 | 336 | 231 | 82 | 23 |
391 | Someone orchestrated this. | 1.3805 | 0.03537 | 297 | 204 | 73 | 20 |
392 | Well, your sister did say the keys were on the front porch. | 1.3804 | 0.03405 | 326 | 225 | 78 | 23 |
393 | We can expect more of this if the Democrats win the elections. | 1.3801 | 0.03569 | 342 | 246 | 62 | 34 |
394 | The fog was so dense last night that the pilot had to make an instrument landing. | 1.3801 | 0.03580 | 321 | 227 | 66 | 28 |
395 | Our neighbor received our complaint. | 1.3791 | 0.03598 | 335 | 241 | 61 | 33 |
396 | Darn, I was gonna fix the screen door this weekend. | 1.3787 | 0.03628 | 301 | 211 | 66 | 24 |
397 | Well Ma’am, our first priority in this case would be looking for a very flat coyote. | 1.3787 | 0.03500 | 338 | 240 | 68 | 30 |
398 | Huh, it looked smaller in the store. | 1.3784 | 0.03563 | 333 | 238 | 64 | 31 |
399 | I told you I heard something. | 1.3784 | 0.03486 | 333 | 235 | 70 | 28 |
400 | This is A major problem. | 1.3784 | 0.03537 | 333 | 237 | 66 | 30 |
401 | That piano has been nothing but treble. | 1.3784 | 0.03486 | 333 | 237 | 67 | 29 |
402 | That's the last time I order anything from a drop-shipper. | 1.3782 | 0.03537 | 312 | 218 | 70 | 24 |
403 | Goddamnit. Again? | 1.3780 | 0.03614 | 336 | 243 | 59 | 34 |
404 | I'm pretty sure this house is going to wind up on the Chopin block. | 1.3779 | 0.03674 | 299 | 211 | 63 | 25 |
405 | The Feng Shui is totally off... | 1.3774 | 0.03581 | 310 | 223 | 61 | 26 |
406 | Is THIS the “Day The Music Died?” | 1.3770 | 0.04419 | 191 | 132 | 46 | 13 |
407 | Seems about right for 2020. | 1.3769 | 0.03514 | 329 | 233 | 68 | 28 |
408 | At least now we know where that music was coming from. | 1.3769 | 0.03380 | 329 | 228 | 78 | 23 |
409 | Up on the Roof “ might work better on guitar | 1.3769 | 0.03618 | 329 | 237 | 60 | 32 |
410 | We’re insured with that company that says “We’ve seen it all and we covered it,” right? | 1.3769 | 0.03567 | 329 | 235 | 64 | 30 |
411 | I thought they didn't have anything bigger than harps up there. | 1.3769 | 0.03324 | 329 | 231 | 74 | 24 |
412 | This is so 2020 😮 | 1.3769 | 0.03488 | 329 | 232 | 70 | 27 |
413 | The forecast only called for winds. | 1.3766 | 0.03684 | 308 | 220 | 60 | 28 |
414 | No pianist has had a worse audition with St. Peter. | 1.3766 | 0.03684 | 308 | 220 | 60 | 28 |
415 | Yep, it's still 2020. | 1.3766 | 0.03655 | 308 | 219 | 62 | 27 |
416 | Has anyone seen the cat? | 1.3764 | 0.03688 | 263 | 180 | 67 | 16 |
417 | Yes Jan, I understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.3761 | 0.03489 | 327 | 233 | 66 | 28 |
418 | Order from Amazon", you said. "They have drone delivery", you said. "What could go wrong? | 1.3761 | 0.03529 | 327 | 232 | 67 | 28 |
419 | Three months from now we’ll look back on this as the good ol’ days. | 1.3760 | 0.03902 | 242 | 172 | 51 | 19 |
420 | Crashendo 🎼 | 1.3758 | 0.03648 | 322 | 232 | 59 | 31 |
421 | Well, that's a smash hit. | 1.3754 | 0.03645 | 309 | 220 | 62 | 27 |
422 | I understand the candelabra took out a school bus. | 1.3754 | 0.03516 | 325 | 230 | 68 | 27 |
423 | Call the house tuner. Tell him it’s flat. | 1.3754 | 0.03649 | 325 | 235 | 58 | 32 |
424 | Whoa! Here comes the bench! | 1.3754 | 0.03434 | 325 | 227 | 74 | 24 |
425 | It’s a gift from your Aunt Dorothy in Kansas. | 1.3754 | 0.03462 | 325 | 228 | 72 | 25 |
426 | Makes raining cats and dogs seem like nothing. | 1.3750 | 0.03385 | 320 | 224 | 74 | 22 |
427 | He always said he'd get back at us for making him take piano lessons. | 1.3743 | 0.04668 | 187 | 133 | 38 | 16 |
428 | I can't tell if this is art or a mistake. | 1.3741 | 0.03745 | 294 | 210 | 58 | 26 |
429 | I told you to not let the roadrunner in the house. | 1.3738 | 0.03680 | 321 | 233 | 56 | 32 |
430 | Remember when you said dropping a grand into the roof would pay off in the long run...? | 1.3738 | 0.03546 | 321 | 228 | 66 | 27 |
431 | When I said I had to drop a grand on the roof, this isn’t what I meant. | 1.3738 | 0.03289 | 321 | 221 | 81 | 19 |
432 | See!? I knew it! We are cartoon characters! | 1.3730 | 0.03670 | 319 | 231 | 57 | 31 |
433 | I said "Fiddler" on the roof!! | 1.3730 | 0.03448 | 319 | 223 | 73 | 23 |
434 | Makes our massive clarinet damage seem pretty reasonable. | 1.3730 | 0.03539 | 311 | 219 | 68 | 24 |
435 | It's a tonal loss. | 1.3729 | 0.03704 | 295 | 210 | 60 | 25 |
436 | Go ahead and say it - 'Rooftop piano bar, bad idea.' | 1.3728 | 0.03809 | 287 | 206 | 55 | 26 |
437 | Well, the salesman did say that delivery was on the house. | 1.3726 | 0.03486 | 314 | 223 | 67 | 24 |
438 | I think Amazon might want to rethink drone deliveries. | 1.3722 | 0.03658 | 317 | 229 | 58 | 30 |
439 | Well, that fell flat. | 1.3722 | 0.03404 | 317 | 220 | 76 | 21 |
440 | She got the piano, but he got the house | 1.3722 | 0.03658 | 317 | 229 | 58 | 30 |
441 | This is one of those classic marriage moments where I chastise you for not measuring. | 1.3718 | 0.03602 | 312 | 225 | 59 | 28 |
442 | Remember those old piano lounges in 747's? | 1.3718 | 0.03529 | 312 | 220 | 68 | 24 |
443 | Well, that brought the house down. | 1.3718 | 0.03411 | 312 | 224 | 66 | 22 |
444 | I had a feeling it was gonna be too big for our space. | 1.3718 | 0.03587 | 312 | 224 | 61 | 27 |
445 | Worse is on the way. This is only the Baby. | 1.3714 | 0.03403 | 315 | 221 | 72 | 22 |
446 | And that's why I'm voting for the guy who will keep giant pianos out of the suburbs. | 1.3714 | 0.03563 | 315 | 224 | 65 | 26 |
447 | Don't worry about getting locked out. The house comes with 88 keys. | 1.3714 | 0.03388 | 315 | 218 | 77 | 20 |
448 | That's gonna be way more than a grand. | 1.3714 | 0.03591 | 315 | 225 | 63 | 27 |
449 | That last movement really brought down the house! | 1.3714 | 0.03591 | 315 | 225 | 63 | 27 |
450 | The agent said we're only covered for wind instruments. | 1.3714 | 0.03647 | 315 | 227 | 59 | 29 |
451 | I dont care what the listing says, that's not a Steinway. | 1.3714 | 0.03476 | 315 | 221 | 71 | 23 |
452 | I think that Heaven is having more fun than we are. | 1.3714 | 0.03563 | 315 | 224 | 65 | 26 |
453 | This is f*** major! | 1.3714 | 0.03447 | 315 | 220 | 73 | 22 |
454 | Steinway from heaven? | 1.3710 | 0.03660 | 310 | 223 | 59 | 28 |
455 | what's a Steinway?" "About 20,000 pounds | 1.3707 | 0.03647 | 294 | 208 | 63 | 23 |
456 | You were right, a piano really did change the look of our house.” | 1.3706 | 0.03606 | 313 | 224 | 62 | 27 |
457 | I’m thinking F-major. | 1.3701 | 0.03818 | 308 | 227 | 48 | 33 |
458 | Not again... | 1.3701 | 0.03734 | 308 | 224 | 54 | 30 |
459 | That’s a grand slam. | 1.3701 | 0.03705 | 308 | 223 | 56 | 29 |
460 | I just know the media is going to blow this out of proportion. | 1.3696 | 0.03778 | 257 | 179 | 61 | 17 |
461 | Looks like there are still a few kinks in cloud storage. | 1.3693 | 0.03693 | 306 | 221 | 57 | 28 |
462 | No longer surprised by anything, #2020 | 1.3693 | 0.03750 | 306 | 223 | 53 | 30 |
463 | I read that 846 years ago, the same asteroid deposited a Hammond Organ.” | 1.3684 | 0.03709 | 304 | 220 | 56 | 28 |
464 | So the major lift precedes the minor fall? | 1.3677 | 0.03670 | 291 | 207 | 61 | 23 |
465 | It's a bit flat. | 1.3668 | 0.03621 | 289 | 204 | 64 | 21 |
466 | I'll never condone vandalism, but you have to admit it's creative. | 1.3661 | 0.03536 | 295 | 207 | 68 | 20 |
467 | well, that certainly strikes a chord | 1.3652 | 0.03506 | 282 | 195 | 71 | 16 |
468 | Well, that should take care of the deductible. | 1.3645 | 0.03565 | 299 | 212 | 65 | 22 |
469 | You should have just signed up for streaming music like everyone else. | 1.3645 | 0.04220 | 203 | 142 | 48 | 13 |
470 | Thank God we have cliché insurance. | 1.3640 | 0.03769 | 261 | 184 | 59 | 18 |
471 | That new drone delivery system has its shortcomings. | 1.3630 | 0.03719 | 292 | 214 | 53 | 24 |
472 | Anthony is going to have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack when he gets home. | 1.3630 | 0.03813 | 292 | 214 | 50 | 28 |
473 | g-Flat, I'm pretty sure | 1.3630 | 0.03813 | 292 | 214 | 49 | 28 |
474 | Did they even TRY the door first? | 1.3630 | 0.03490 | 292 | 209 | 62 | 21 |
475 | Well that's settles that! The piano is definitely a member of the percussian family. | 1.3630 | 0.03623 | 292 | 208 | 62 | 22 |
476 | I guess you were right. No way it fits through the front door. | 1.3630 | 0.03750 | 292 | 212 | 54 | 26 |
477 | Do you think they're home? | 1.3624 | 0.03633 | 287 | 204 | 62 | 21 |
478 | Do you see a piano bench? It was supposed to come with a bench. | 1.3621 | 0.03573 | 290 | 205 | 65 | 20 |
479 | Not even a Steinway. Let's keep looking. | 1.3618 | 0.03645 | 293 | 210 | 60 | 23 |
480 | I guess we exceeded our cloud storage. | 1.3614 | 0.03847 | 285 | 209 | 49 | 27 |
481 | In any other year I would not have believed it. | 1.3614 | 0.03581 | 285 | 201 | 65 | 19 |
482 | I guess I should have chosen ground shipping. | 1.3614 | 0.04111 | 202 | 140 | 51 | 11 |
483 | You were right. A full concert grand would overwhelm the space. | 1.3611 | 0.03622 | 288 | 205 | 62 | 21 |
484 | Talked to the agent. We're only insured for uprights. | 1.3611 | 0.03655 | 288 | 206 | 60 | 22 |
485 | Imagine the size of the pianist. | 1.3611 | 0.03688 | 288 | 219 | 42 | 27 |
486 | Steinways always bring the house down. | 1.3611 | 0.03416 | 288 | 203 | 68 | 17 |
487 | You just had to choose “Drone delivery” didn’t you. | 1.3611 | 0.03555 | 288 | 203 | 66 | 19 |
488 | It's for sale and they're tossing in the piano. | 1.3611 | 0.03622 | 288 | 205 | 62 | 21 |
489 | I always knew we’d have to drop a grand or two on the house before we could list it. Now I’m not so sure that’s a good idea. | 1.3611 | 0.03655 | 288 | 206 | 60 | 22 |
490 | By the way, I’m also sleeping with our therapist. | 1.3611 | 0.03655 | 288 | 206 | 60 | 22 |
491 | Well Edith, I guess this proves that the kids were wrong when they said that everything can be safely uploaded to that “cloud” thing. | 1.3607 | 0.03693 | 280 | 200 | 59 | 21 |
492 | It Baroque.” | 1.3601 | 0.03672 | 286 | 205 | 59 | 22 |
493 | You were right, honey. A fiddler would have been better. | 1.3601 | 0.03376 | 286 | 204 | 64 | 18 |
494 | An anvil would have been enough to get the point across. | 1.3601 | 0.03867 | 286 | 211 | 47 | 28 |
495 | The answer is blowing in the wind | 1.3601 | 0.03867 | 286 | 211 | 47 | 28 |
496 | Apparently, Dorothy's baby grand is also not in Kansas anymore. | 1.3594 | 0.04283 | 217 | 157 | 42 | 18 |
497 | And here we were worried about that big tree falling on the house. | 1.3594 | 0.03524 | 281 | 199 | 64 | 18 |
498 | Its called grand entrance | 1.3592 | 0.03655 | 284 | 203 | 60 | 21 |
499 | That's what we get for ordering from ACME Pianos. | 1.3592 | 0.03551 | 284 | 205 | 58 | 21 |
500 | This cloud-based retail thing still needs work. | 1.3592 | 0.03586 | 284 | 201 | 64 | 19 |
501 | I told you his brilliant piano playing would one day bring the house down. | 1.3592 | 0.04043 | 284 | 215 | 36 | 33 |
502 | What would Chopin do? | 1.3584 | 0.04630 | 173 | 123 | 38 | 12 |
503 | I measured twice... | 1.3574 | 0.03537 | 277 | 194 | 67 | 16 |
504 | We should have ordered the Baby Grand. | 1.3571 | 0.03757 | 280 | 203 | 54 | 23 |
505 | This is what happens if you prank call the public station pledge drive. | 1.3571 | 0.03891 | 280 | 207 | 46 | 27 |
506 | I told you to lift with your legs. | 1.3571 | 0.03858 | 280 | 206 | 48 | 26 |
507 | Etude, Brute? | 1.3571 | 0.03891 | 280 | 207 | 46 | 27 |
508 | There's a big pianist joke in here somewhere. | 1.3571 | 0.03547 | 280 | 202 | 58 | 20 |
509 | Can we keep it? | 1.3571 | 0.03511 | 280 | 196 | 68 | 16 |
510 | Treble from Above! | 1.3569 | 0.03449 | 283 | 197 | 71 | 15 |
511 | At least it's not as big as the piano that killed the dinosaurs. | 1.3564 | 0.03770 | 275 | 199 | 54 | 22 |
512 | Whatever. It's 2020. | 1.3563 | 0.03912 | 261 | 190 | 49 | 22 |
513 | We tried to explain the difference between a grand and a baby grand. He wouldn’t listen. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
514 | I did not hear that one coming. | 1.3561 | 0.03581 | 278 | 201 | 57 | 20 |
515 | When I said ‘just put it anywhere’ that’s not what I meant. | 1.3561 | 0.03635 | 278 | 198 | 61 | 19 |
516 | It's not so funny when it's your house, is it? | 1.3559 | 0.03712 | 281 | 203 | 56 | 22 |
517 | Well, at least 2020 is starting to show a sense of humor. | 1.3556 | 0.03671 | 270 | 192 | 60 | 18 |
518 | Where are Laurel & Hardy when you need them! | 1.3553 | 0.03823 | 273 | 199 | 51 | 23 |
519 | I guess the bench will be dropped off later. | 1.3553 | 0.03530 | 273 | 191 | 67 | 15 |
520 | Hmm...I liked it better where it was before. | 1.3551 | 0.03758 | 276 | 200 | 54 | 22 |
521 | You'll laugh, but I liked it better in the family room. | 1.3542 | 0.03507 | 271 | 191 | 65 | 15 |
522 | Accident investigators are going to report 88 key findings. | 1.3542 | 0.03697 | 271 | 194 | 58 | 19 |
523 | And you were worried about the window I forgot to close. | 1.3542 | 0.03734 | 271 | 195 | 56 | 20 |
524 | Eighty-eight keys and we still can't get in. | 1.3540 | 0.03668 | 274 | 196 | 59 | 19 |
525 | When the music really brings the house down. | 1.3540 | 0.03776 | 274 | 199 | 53 | 22 |
526 | Well, I guess I would not have known where to put it anyway. | 1.3540 | 0.03741 | 274 | 198 | 55 | 21 |
527 | I told them to leave the keys UNDER the mat. | 1.3540 | 0.03846 | 274 | 201 | 49 | 24 |
528 | He already called. There's a Falling Piano exclusion. | 1.3540 | 0.03915 | 274 | 203 | 45 | 26 |
529 | Other than that, how did you like the piece? | 1.3540 | 0.03705 | 274 | 197 | 57 | 20 |
530 | NASA said the 2018VP1 asteroid was the size of a piano and poses no threat to Earth, but now I'm not so sure. | 1.3532 | 0.03825 | 269 | 196 | 51 | 22 |
531 | I'll admit, I was expecting frogs. | 1.3532 | 0.03714 | 269 | 193 | 57 | 19 |
532 | Any chance it arrived with a wicked witch and ruby slippers? | 1.3532 | 0.03825 | 269 | 196 | 51 | 22 |
533 | Some more fall out from 'Stairway to Heaven' applicants I think. | 1.3532 | 0.03967 | 269 | 200 | 43 | 26 |
534 | I heard that one of the horsemen was classically trained. | 1.3532 | 0.03677 | 269 | 192 | 59 | 18 |
535 | That was an F-major. | 1.3532 | 0.03861 | 269 | 197 | 49 | 23 |
536 | Oh, grand. Just grand. | 1.3532 | 0.03600 | 269 | 190 | 63 | 16 |
537 | And we just had it tuned! | 1.3532 | 0.03788 | 269 | 195 | 53 | 21 |
538 | Told you we shouldn't have had it drop shipped. | 1.3532 | 0.03770 | 269 | 197 | 50 | 22 |
539 | Some one sure likes to make a grand entrance. | 1.3532 | 0.03714 | 269 | 193 | 57 | 19 |
540 | We need a piano room. | 1.3532 | 0.03896 | 269 | 198 | 47 | 24 |
541 | Well, this should end the debate over whether the piano is a string or percussion instrument. | 1.3532 | 0.03677 | 269 | 192 | 59 | 18 |
542 | Ok, no more drone delivery. | 1.3532 | 0.03320 | 269 | 188 | 70 | 11 |
543 | Perhaps drone delivery wasn't the best idea. | 1.3532 | 0.03402 | 269 | 191 | 63 | 14 |
544 | Strange as it may seem, no one heard a thing. | 1.3532 | 0.03751 | 269 | 194 | 55 | 20 |
545 | Amazon texted that the bench will arrive tomorrow. | 1.3532 | 0.03751 | 269 | 194 | 55 | 20 |
546 | Some people just aren't cut out for the tiny house movement. | 1.3532 | 0.03788 | 269 | 195 | 53 | 21 |
547 | It looked smaller in the catalog. | 1.3529 | 0.03900 | 272 | 201 | 46 | 25 |
548 | You were right; it does seem ostentatious. | 1.3529 | 0.03794 | 272 | 198 | 52 | 22 |
549 | Don't you feel the urge to just go on up there and play chopsticks? | 1.3523 | 0.03837 | 264 | 192 | 51 | 21 |
550 | Wonder what happened to the stool? | 1.3523 | 0.03442 | 264 | 196 | 51 | 17 |
551 | You just had to order the adult grand, didn't you? | 1.3523 | 0.04635 | 176 | 127 | 36 | 13 |
552 | The insurance company wants to know if it's natural or accidental. | 1.3521 | 0.03880 | 267 | 196 | 48 | 23 |
553 | When Joe said his concerto brought the house down, I was picturing something else. | 1.3520 | 0.04362 | 196 | 141 | 41 | 14 |
554 | I guess we should have picked ground delivery. | 1.3517 | 0.03887 | 236 | 168 | 53 | 15 |
555 | This place could use a tune-up. | 1.3506 | 0.04220 | 231 | 171 | 39 | 21 |
556 | I think the realtor’s office might have sent over the wrong set of keys. | 1.3504 | 0.03908 | 234 | 167 | 52 | 15 |
557 | They no longer sparked joy. | 1.3504 | 0.04282 | 254 | 195 | 29 | 30 |
558 | This is A-flat house. | 1.3502 | 0.03920 | 237 | 170 | 51 | 16 |
559 | They should have told us it wasn’t to scale. | 1.3502 | 0.03920 | 237 | 170 | 51 | 16 |
560 | I should’ve married your sister, the concert tambourinist. | 1.3498 | 0.04028 | 263 | 197 | 40 | 26 |
561 | You were right. It’s too big for the living room. | 1.3498 | 0.03570 | 263 | 185 | 64 | 14 |
562 | The asking price was too high, so asked the owners to drop a grand. | 1.3498 | 0.03529 | 263 | 191 | 57 | 15 |
563 | The drone delivery program still has some bugs to be worked out. | 1.3498 | 0.03806 | 263 | 191 | 52 | 20 |
564 | To be fair, it did sound like you asked the genie for giant pianist. | 1.3498 | 0.04100 | 263 | 199 | 36 | 28 |
565 | Well, he's really brought down the house with that performance. | 1.3498 | 0.03844 | 263 | 192 | 50 | 21 |
566 | I say we don't give the movers a big tip | 1.3494 | 0.03745 | 249 | 177 | 57 | 15 |
567 | I told you “Fee fi fo fum” meant he was getting mad and you should shut up! | 1.3492 | 0.03584 | 252 | 176 | 64 | 12 |
568 | There was music in the air...until there wasn't | 1.3488 | 0.03777 | 258 | 186 | 54 | 18 |
569 | So, when you said you dropped a grand on the new house.... | 1.3487 | 0.04049 | 261 | 196 | 39 | 26 |
570 | I checked with the insurance. The piano is covered. | 1.3487 | 0.03667 | 261 | 186 | 59 | 16 |
571 | Drop a few grand on your house and it will look like new, they said. | 1.3487 | 0.03747 | 261 | 188 | 55 | 18 |
572 | Wonder who in Heaven thought to improve on a mic drop? | 1.3487 | 0.03976 | 261 | 194 | 43 | 24 |
573 | Honey, I shrunk the stage. | 1.3487 | 0.04262 | 261 | 202 | 27 | 32 |
574 | Just remember how much we saved by moving it ourselves. | 1.3487 | 0.03901 | 261 | 192 | 47 | 22 |
575 | Sometimes, music just hits you. | 1.3487 | 0.03607 | 261 | 187 | 58 | 16 |
576 | Oh, for goodness sake, I said "PENNIES" from heaven! | 1.3485 | 0.04047 | 241 | 177 | 44 | 20 |
577 | You were right. A spinet made more sense. | 1.3485 | 0.03717 | 264 | 192 | 53 | 19 |
578 | No wonder second day air delivery was free | 1.3482 | 0.03922 | 224 | 159 | 52 | 13 |
579 | The rooftop lounge was a bad idea. | 1.3482 | 0.03976 | 247 | 181 | 46 | 20 |
580 | I'm so glad we waited to replace the roof. | 1.3480 | 0.03859 | 250 | 181 | 51 | 18 |
581 | Kind of ironic. I think our deductible is around a grand. | 1.3477 | 0.03673 | 256 | 182 | 59 | 15 |
582 | It's not my copy of East of Eden, but you have to admit the same-day delivery is impressive. | 1.3475 | 0.03765 | 259 | 187 | 54 | 18 |
583 | On the plus side, somewhere there's a passenger plane which just got a lot of extra leg room. | 1.3475 | 0.03603 | 259 | 183 | 62 | 14 |
584 | Well Baby, ain't this grand? | 1.3465 | 0.03935 | 254 | 187 | 46 | 21 |
585 | Yeah, we should have gone with the upright. | 1.3465 | 0.03540 | 254 | 180 | 61 | 13 |
586 | I always thought a coyote had to be underneath.... | 1.3456 | 0.04107 | 217 | 157 | 45 | 15 |
587 | You weren't kidding about bringing the house down! | 1.3451 | 0.03882 | 255 | 187 | 48 | 20 |
588 | That’s not what I meant when I said, “Let’s drop a grand on home improvements.” | 1.3451 | 0.03802 | 255 | 185 | 52 | 18 |
589 | I just knew your brother was going to leave the job half done. | 1.3451 | 0.04152 | 255 | 194 | 34 | 27 |
590 | Definitely in tune with the times. | 1.3448 | 0.04008 | 203 | 143 | 50 | 10 |
591 | Told ya it wouldn’t fit. | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
592 | I bet we could buy this house for a song. | 1.3439 | 0.03862 | 253 | 185 | 49 | 19 |
593 | I think it's going to have to be tuned. | 1.3439 | 0.03902 | 253 | 186 | 47 | 20 |
594 | "Well, at least that pesky roadrunner problem is finally resolved" | 1.3439 | 0.03674 | 253 | 188 | 46 | 19 |
595 | I told you his playing would bring the house down. | 1.3439 | 0.03942 | 253 | 187 | 45 | 21 |
596 | They said Climate Change would lead to natural disasters on a grand scale... | 1.3439 | 0.03821 | 253 | 184 | 51 | 18 |
597 | I can remember when it only rained cats and dogs. | 1.3439 | 0.03696 | 253 | 181 | 57 | 15 |
598 | You never think it’ll happen to you | 1.3439 | 0.04021 | 253 | 189 | 41 | 23 |
599 | Wouldn’t you know it, the one thing I don’t have coverage for. | 1.3439 | 0.03902 | 253 | 186 | 47 | 20 |
600 | It’s the wrong White House | 1.3439 | 0.03738 | 253 | 188 | 48 | 17 |
601 | I never thought of the piano as an instrument of destruction. | 1.3438 | 0.04015 | 224 | 162 | 47 | 15 |
602 | First the anvil, then the safe. No way the insurance company will pay for this. | 1.3438 | 0.03870 | 256 | 188 | 48 | 20 |
603 | Damn 2020 | 1.3438 | 0.03870 | 256 | 188 | 48 | 20 |
604 | I guess you'd call that a grand slam | 1.3427 | 0.03744 | 248 | 178 | 55 | 15 |
605 | Oh, the Humanities! | 1.3426 | 0.04003 | 251 | 187 | 42 | 22 |
606 | I tell you — it needs tuning! | 1.3426 | 0.03840 | 251 | 188 | 42 | 21 |
607 | So I told her ... if you drop the price ten grand, we'll take it ... she might have misheard me. | 1.3426 | 0.03692 | 251 | 182 | 53 | 16 |
608 | It'll need to be tuned. | 1.3426 | 0.03649 | 251 | 181 | 55 | 15 |
609 | The Realtor said the Piano would be "On the House"... | 1.3426 | 0.03798 | 251 | 182 | 52 | 17 |
610 | I knew Hurricane Ludwig was going to be trouble.” | 1.3426 | 0.03881 | 251 | 184 | 48 | 19 |
611 | I think the delivery drone thing is being way oversold. | 1.3426 | 0.03840 | 251 | 188 | 42 | 21 |
612 | What’s a Steinway? Enough to crush a house. | 1.3426 | 0.04042 | 251 | 188 | 40 | 23 |
613 | Drone may not have been the best delivery choice. | 1.3426 | 0.03922 | 251 | 185 | 46 | 20 |
614 | At least we got home before a porch pirate could steal it." | 1.3426 | 0.03714 | 251 | 182 | 53 | 16 |
615 | Should we ring the doorbell or just play F? | 1.3426 | 0.03756 | 251 | 181 | 54 | 16 |
616 | I don't like the new drone delivery system anymore. | 1.3426 | 0.04082 | 251 | 189 | 38 | 24 |
617 | It's a tuner upper. | 1.3425 | 0.03808 | 254 | 185 | 51 | 18 |
618 | It may need tuning... | 1.3425 | 0.03684 | 254 | 182 | 57 | 15 |
619 | It's 2020. We should have expected this. | 1.3425 | 0.03641 | 254 | 181 | 59 | 14 |
620 | Hmm, I thought they all played the harp. | 1.3425 | 0.03329 | 254 | 195 | 44 | 15 |
621 | They did say the demolition would be a grand. | 1.3425 | 0.04084 | 254 | 192 | 37 | 25 |
622 | Now that cloud shaped like an anvil is making me nervous. | 1.3421 | 0.04012 | 228 | 166 | 46 | 16 |
623 | Just last night the news was only predicting heavy woodwinds. | 1.3420 | 0.04137 | 193 | 137 | 46 | 10 |
624 | If this happens one more time, they're going to cancel our insurance. | 1.3418 | 0.03906 | 237 | 172 | 49 | 16 |
625 | It doesn't spark joy. | 1.3415 | 0.03977 | 246 | 182 | 44 | 20 |
626 | The tornado went right thru Graceland | 1.3415 | 0.03935 | 246 | 181 | 46 | 19 |
627 | It happened the day the music died. | 1.3415 | 0.03762 | 246 | 177 | 54 | 15 |
628 | Day the music died? | 1.3415 | 0.03718 | 246 | 176 | 56 | 14 |
629 | Yeah, but it’s still funny. | 1.3415 | 0.04018 | 246 | 183 | 42 | 21 |
630 | Steinway from Heaven , indeed... | 1.3415 | 0.04018 | 246 | 183 | 42 | 21 |
631 | Well, shit. | 1.3415 | 0.04140 | 246 | 186 | 36 | 24 |
632 | Well, isn’t that grand! | 1.3414 | 0.03943 | 249 | 184 | 45 | 20 |
633 | You always wanted a piano in the front room. | 1.3414 | 0.02699 | 249 | 186 | 52 | 11 |
634 | Et tu, forte? | 1.3414 | 0.03731 | 249 | 179 | 55 | 15 |
635 | So that's how The Beatles got that sound at the end. | 1.3414 | 0.03859 | 249 | 182 | 49 | 18 |
636 | We’ll need to get that tuned. | 1.3414 | 0.03688 | 249 | 178 | 57 | 14 |
637 | Well,guess who got a second term? | 1.3414 | 0.03710 | 249 | 186 | 44 | 19 |
638 | Love it or Liszt it? | 1.3414 | 0.04104 | 249 | 188 | 37 | 24 |
639 | Well, they did say they’d drop it off today | 1.3409 | 0.03904 | 220 | 157 | 51 | 12 |
640 | I thought the agent meant that the house came with no strings. | 1.3405 | 0.04146 | 232 | 173 | 39 | 20 |
641 | Are we in an insurance ad? | 1.3404 | 0.03880 | 235 | 170 | 50 | 15 |
642 | Do you keep all your music in the cloud? | 1.3402 | 0.03825 | 244 | 177 | 51 | 16 |
643 | In the key of A Flat Manor. | 1.3402 | 0.03955 | 244 | 180 | 45 | 19 |
644 | This is the house we bought for a song. | 1.3402 | 0.03955 | 244 | 180 | 45 | 19 |
645 | That’s why they now use harps. | 1.3402 | 0.03955 | 244 | 180 | 45 | 19 |
646 | Well ain't that grand? | 1.3402 | 0.03781 | 244 | 181 | 45 | 18 |
647 | I don't want to be here when the neighbors return from vacation. | 1.3402 | 0.03869 | 244 | 178 | 49 | 17 |
648 | That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a new roof in a "classical style" . | 1.3402 | 0.03913 | 244 | 179 | 47 | 18 |
649 | The worst part is that our insurance only covers uprights | 1.3402 | 0.03869 | 244 | 178 | 49 | 17 |
650 | He’s six. Did he really need a grand piano? | 1.3402 | 0.04040 | 244 | 182 | 41 | 21 |
651 | Well, you know, it is 2020 | 1.3402 | 0.04040 | 244 | 182 | 41 | 21 |
652 | It's 2020, ... enough said. | 1.3402 | 0.03955 | 244 | 180 | 45 | 19 |
653 | Huh, I guess the drone delivery service needs some tuning up, too. | 1.3402 | 0.03825 | 244 | 177 | 51 | 16 |
654 | Arrived by drone on next-day delivery. | 1.3402 | 0.03913 | 244 | 179 | 47 | 18 |
655 | Perhaps if we added some violins, the piano wouldn't seem so overpowering. | 1.3402 | 0.03736 | 244 | 175 | 55 | 14 |
656 | Hurricane Ludwig | 1.3402 | 0.03825 | 244 | 177 | 51 | 16 |
657 | Well, Anna, I'd say God wants you to switch to clarinet. | 1.3402 | 0.03955 | 244 | 180 | 45 | 19 |
658 | The insurance company isn't going to believe this happened again. | 1.3402 | 0.04040 | 244 | 182 | 41 | 21 |
659 | It’s bigger than I expected. | 1.3402 | 0.03691 | 244 | 181 | 48 | 15 |
660 | Like I said I’ll vote for Trump the day it starts raining grand pianos. | 1.3402 | 0.03913 | 244 | 179 | 47 | 18 |
661 | It may need a little fine-tuning.... | 1.3402 | 0.04122 | 244 | 184 | 37 | 23 |
662 | Tell me we have heavy-cartoonish-items-falling-from-great-heights insurance. | 1.3402 | 0.03455 | 244 | 180 | 50 | 14 |
663 | It's more like a crash-scendo. | 1.3402 | 0.03781 | 244 | 176 | 53 | 15 |
664 | Go ahead, call my fears unreasonable. | 1.3402 | 0.04081 | 244 | 183 | 39 | 22 |
665 | I’m not afraid of a fixer upper, but this house is too Baroque to Handel. | 1.3402 | 0.04122 | 244 | 184 | 37 | 23 |
666 | Summer 2020’s grand finale | 1.3402 | 0.04040 | 244 | 182 | 41 | 21 |
667 | Welp, it’s not the worst thing that’s happened in 2020. | 1.3402 | 0.03781 | 244 | 176 | 53 | 15 |
668 | Do you think mom will notice? | 1.3401 | 0.04086 | 247 | 186 | 38 | 23 |
669 | Pianos are big again. | 1.3393 | 0.04057 | 224 | 164 | 44 | 16 |
670 | Ah yes, I’ve heard they can become somewhat self-destructive when they turn forte | 1.3393 | 0.04250 | 224 | 168 | 36 | 20 |
671 | Yeah, Trump’s chances of getting re-elected are as little as a giant piano fallin...oh-oh. | 1.3391 | 0.04030 | 230 | 169 | 44 | 17 |
672 | Shall we stay for the encore? | 1.3391 | 0.03983 | 230 | 168 | 46 | 16 |
673 | Honey I could have sworn the realtor said it featured a ‘grand patio’! | 1.3391 | 0.03837 | 230 | 165 | 52 | 13 |
674 | Maybe we can sue for treble damages. | 1.3391 | 0.03900 | 233 | 169 | 49 | 15 |
675 | I prefer when it rains cats and dogs. | 1.3388 | 0.03519 | 242 | 176 | 54 | 12 |
676 | Yeah...only in 2020 | 1.3388 | 0.03889 | 242 | 177 | 48 | 17 |
677 | It’s flat. | 1.3388 | 0.03976 | 242 | 179 | 44 | 19 |
678 | Has that always been there? | 1.3388 | 0.03899 | 245 | 180 | 47 | 18 |
679 | What if we paint it white ? | 1.3388 | 0.03633 | 245 | 174 | 59 | 12 |
680 | Well, Ms. Kent, I'm guessing Clark's recital didn't go so well. | 1.3380 | 0.04039 | 213 | 154 | 46 | 13 |
681 | He said it was coming on TUESDAY! | 1.3380 | 0.04054 | 216 | 157 | 45 | 14 |
682 | I know you asked for next day delivery but did you know it was by air? | 1.3377 | 0.04062 | 231 | 171 | 42 | 18 |
683 | Dun, dun, dun, duuuunnn! | 1.3377 | 0.04062 | 231 | 171 | 42 | 18 |
684 | I see my old piano teacher's feet sticking out from under the house. | 1.3375 | 0.03864 | 240 | 175 | 49 | 16 |
685 | Effin' 2020. | 1.3375 | 0.03864 | 240 | 175 | 49 | 16 |
686 | I guess we won't have any trouble finding the keys. | 1.3375 | 0.04210 | 240 | 183 | 33 | 24 |
687 | Look! The bass is higher than the treble. | 1.3375 | 0.04084 | 240 | 180 | 39 | 21 |
688 | I guess you're right. Size does matter. | 1.3375 | 0.03819 | 240 | 174 | 51 | 15 |
689 | The damage is estimated to be over a grand. | 1.3375 | 0.03535 | 240 | 177 | 51 | 12 |
690 | I guess Sam won't be playing it again! | 1.3361 | 0.03930 | 238 | 175 | 46 | 17 |
691 | I think it’s time to face the music | 1.3361 | 0.03697 | 238 | 170 | 56 | 12 |
692 | We should have paid the extra for white glove inside delivery. | 1.3361 | 0.03839 | 238 | 173 | 50 | 15 |
693 | Well, that's the last time I give a delivery drone a bad review! | 1.3361 | 0.03792 | 238 | 174 | 49 | 15 |
694 | Well, Amazon did deliver it when promised. | 1.3361 | 0.03930 | 238 | 175 | 46 | 17 |
695 | This kind of gives the term 'A flat' a whole new meanting. | 1.3361 | 0.04149 | 238 | 180 | 36 | 22 |
696 | Yup, this is definitely 2020. | 1.3361 | 0.03975 | 238 | 176 | 44 | 18 |
697 | Classical music can be so powerful! | 1.3361 | 0.03839 | 238 | 173 | 50 | 15 |
698 | His piano concerto always brings the house down | 1.3361 | 0.03839 | 238 | 173 | 50 | 15 |
699 | Which plague was this? | 1.3361 | 0.04019 | 238 | 177 | 42 | 19 |
700 | I'm afraid your policy doesn't cover acts of Bach. | 1.3361 | 0.03975 | 238 | 176 | 44 | 18 |
701 | All these keys and we still can’t get into the house. | 1.3361 | 0.03839 | 238 | 173 | 50 | 15 |
702 | Which key opens the front door? | 1.3361 | 0.03997 | 238 | 179 | 39 | 20 |
703 | ‘...well it's a percussion instrument after all" | 1.3361 | 0.03839 | 238 | 173 | 50 | 15 |
704 | This next song is going to bring down the house | 1.3361 | 0.03839 | 238 | 175 | 47 | 16 |
705 | My request for a grand-baby was misread by the stork. | 1.3361 | 0.03697 | 238 | 179 | 43 | 16 |
706 | You know someone is going to demand we caption this. | 1.3361 | 0.03983 | 241 | 179 | 43 | 19 |
707 | I'd estimate the damage at 88 grand. | 1.3348 | 0.03939 | 233 | 171 | 46 | 16 |
708 | Guess you found your keys. | 1.3347 | 0.03835 | 236 | 174 | 46 | 16 |
709 | I prefer a fiddler on the roof. | 1.3347 | 0.03802 | 239 | 176 | 47 | 16 |
710 | I said PENNIES from heaven! | 1.3333 | 0.03815 | 231 | 167 | 51 | 13 |
711 | I bet the real estate agent doesn't show up. | 1.3333 | 0.04108 | 234 | 176 | 38 | 20 |
712 | You said you wanted a performance that brought the house down. | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 228 | 170 | 40 | 18 |
713 | No surprise. It’s 2020. | 1.3319 | 0.03850 | 232 | 176 | 40 | 16 |
714 | Good thing we're covered for 'Instruments of Destruction'. | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
715 | You have to admit, that sounded amazing. | 1.3319 | 0.03850 | 232 | 169 | 49 | 14 |
716 | You always said you wanted a "house full of music" | 1.3319 | 0.03702 | 232 | 166 | 55 | 11 |
717 | Saint Peter warned Paul thousands of time to quit playing Hello, Dolly every time a woman arrived at the Pearly Gates. | 1.3319 | 0.04131 | 232 | 175 | 37 | 20 |
718 | You just had to say 'Beethoven' three times in the bathroom mirror. | 1.3319 | 0.04085 | 232 | 174 | 39 | 19 |
719 | I think a little to the left | 1.3319 | 0.03801 | 232 | 168 | 51 | 13 |
720 | I thought you said this could only happen in Biden’s America, Karen | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
721 | It’s an extended metaphor. | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
722 | The worst part is we just had it tuned. | 1.3319 | 0.03302 | 232 | 171 | 50 | 11 |
723 | We are in major treble. | 1.3319 | 0.03898 | 232 | 170 | 47 | 15 |
724 | Don’t call the movers, honey. I can do it myself | 1.3319 | 0.03850 | 232 | 169 | 49 | 14 |
725 | I think the delivery drones have reached their limit | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
726 | Well that's just grand now, isn't it | 1.3319 | 0.03733 | 229 | 167 | 50 | 12 |
727 | Still, we’re lucky the anvil missed us. | 1.3319 | 0.03933 | 229 | 168 | 46 | 15 |
728 | It's our lucky day. A free piano. | 1.3319 | 0.04123 | 229 | 172 | 38 | 19 |
729 | Look, honey! The stork brought the baby grand! | 1.3319 | 0.03835 | 229 | 166 | 50 | 13 |
730 | We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two. | 1.3319 | 0.04123 | 229 | 172 | 38 | 19 |
731 | Well, at least they left a note. | 1.3318 | 0.04006 | 223 | 164 | 44 | 15 |
732 | I should have downloaded Fiddler on the Roof. | 1.3318 | 0.04341 | 220 | 168 | 31 | 21 |
733 | It’s my late Nana’s piano. I guess you really can’t take it with you. | 1.3317 | 0.03641 | 205 | 152 | 42 | 11 |
734 | When I said I wanted to drop a grand on a home reno project, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3317 | 0.03970 | 199 | 142 | 48 | 9 |
735 | This strikes an ominous tone. | 1.3316 | 0.03944 | 196 | 139 | 49 | 8 |
736 | When they said they'd drop it off at noon, I didn't think they meant from 20,000 feet. | 1.3316 | 0.04074 | 196 | 141 | 45 | 10 |
737 | and it's been reduced by a grand | 1.3304 | 0.04003 | 227 | 168 | 43 | 16 |
738 | The insurance agent said to take pictures. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
739 | That *was* the grand finale! | 1.3304 | 0.03855 | 227 | 165 | 49 | 13 |
740 | I see they left the keys to the house. | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
741 | The recital was fine up to the crashendo. | 1.3304 | 0.04240 | 227 | 173 | 33 | 21 |
742 | Why would anyone want to get rid of a perfectly good piano? | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
743 | It is was it is. | 1.3304 | 0.03673 | 227 | 174 | 36 | 17 |
744 | There are some things that shouldn’t be delivered by drone. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
745 | It really makes the house seem small, doesn't it. | 1.3304 | 0.03804 | 227 | 164 | 51 | 12 |
746 | This will cost us more than a grand. | 1.3304 | 0.04003 | 227 | 168 | 43 | 16 |
747 | Now that’s what I call bringing down the house. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
748 | So other than that, how are things going? | 1.3304 | 0.04052 | 227 | 169 | 41 | 17 |
749 | I knew she was keyed up and strung out but this is ridiculous. | 1.3304 | 0.04100 | 227 | 170 | 39 | 18 |
750 | Free shipping, but the accident insurance was through the roof. | 1.3304 | 0.04052 | 227 | 169 | 41 | 17 |
751 | Someone dropped their keys... | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
752 | How's that for a B-flat? | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
753 | Maybe we should try bringing it in through the back. | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
754 | What can I say, that performance was through the roof! | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
755 | I think that proves the theory that music has a major impact on our lives. | 1.3304 | 0.04003 | 227 | 168 | 43 | 16 |
756 | Architecturally, it seems a bit out of tune. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
757 | So much for being in tune with the universe. | 1.3304 | 0.04052 | 227 | 169 | 41 | 17 |
758 | Hmm looks like it was orchestrated from above | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
759 | What is a house in the grand scheme of things? | 1.3304 | 0.04003 | 227 | 168 | 43 | 16 |
760 | I guess I shouldn’t have prayed so hard for a Steinway. | 1.3304 | 0.03905 | 227 | 166 | 47 | 14 |
761 | ...which is why I play flute. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
762 | Looks like we got the neighbor’s delivery again. | 1.3304 | 0.03647 | 227 | 161 | 57 | 9 |
763 | I honestly didn't see that one coming. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
764 | 'It didn't seem as big on the website' | 1.3304 | 0.03752 | 227 | 163 | 53 | 11 |
765 | We should have gone with the upright. | 1.3304 | 0.03752 | 227 | 163 | 53 | 11 |
766 | Next time let's do curbside pickup. | 1.3303 | 0.03853 | 218 | 157 | 50 | 11 |
767 | On the other hand, maybe our $200,000 home just turned into half a mil of conceptual art. | 1.3302 | 0.03832 | 215 | 154 | 51 | 10 |
768 | Not sure if “giant grand piano falling from space” is covered. | 1.3302 | 0.03944 | 215 | 158 | 44 | 13 |
769 | I suppose it will have to be re-tuned. | 1.3302 | 0.04106 | 215 | 159 | 41 | 15 |
770 | Sure, but at least the Democrats aren't in charge. | 1.3302 | 0.04362 | 215 | 164 | 31 | 20 |
771 | I told you ...crashendo. | 1.3289 | 0.04037 | 228 | 170 | 41 | 17 |
772 | I’ll never use the Laurel & Hardy Moving Company again! | 1.3289 | 0.03988 | 228 | 169 | 43 | 16 |
773 | Given 2020, this is only a minor key event. | 1.3289 | 0.03738 | 228 | 164 | 53 | 11 |
774 | I don’t get it. That poor coyote just stood there while the shadow got bigger and bigger. | 1.3289 | 0.04084 | 228 | 171 | 39 | 18 |
775 | This is why “virtual” performances are so much safer. | 1.3289 | 0.03790 | 228 | 165 | 51 | 12 |
776 | I believe that is known as piano forte... | 1.3289 | 0.03823 | 225 | 163 | 50 | 12 |
777 | It's more Gershwin than Gehry. | 1.3289 | 0.03976 | 225 | 171 | 37 | 17 |
778 | Well that's two things we don't have to argue about anymore. | 1.3289 | 0.03771 | 225 | 162 | 52 | 11 |
779 | I'm pretty sure it was an A sharp on initial impact, but then settled into a D flat | 1.3289 | 0.03718 | 225 | 161 | 54 | 10 |
780 | And they said a house would be my biggest purchase... | 1.3289 | 0.04311 | 225 | 173 | 30 | 22 |
781 | I told you we shouldn't try to move it ourselves. | 1.3287 | 0.04244 | 216 | 163 | 35 | 18 |
782 | Well, ain't that a hell of a note? | 1.3287 | 0.04193 | 216 | 162 | 37 | 17 |
783 | Remember when it was just cats and dogs? | 1.3287 | 0.03928 | 216 | 157 | 47 | 12 |
784 | NOW do you believe that I heard someone say, 'Fee-fi-fo-fum piano lessons are just DUMB'? | 1.3287 | 0.04142 | 216 | 161 | 39 | 16 |
785 | Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered air delivery. | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
786 | I told you this song really hits home | 1.3285 | 0.03864 | 207 | 148 | 50 | 9 |
787 | You were right – it doesn’t go with the rest of the house. | 1.3274 | 0.03860 | 226 | 165 | 48 | 13 |
788 | I'm sure I ordered a white one. | 1.3274 | 0.03911 | 226 | 166 | 46 | 14 |
789 | I think God wanted to bring the house down, but it looks like he picked the wrong white house. | 1.3274 | 0.04010 | 226 | 168 | 42 | 16 |
790 | I just wish they hadn't used a drone to deliver it! | 1.3274 | 0.03997 | 223 | 165 | 43 | 15 |
791 | Good thing our insurance covers acts of Gould. | 1.3274 | 0.04170 | 223 | 171 | 32 | 20 |
792 | Sue saw it happen - said the house came out of nowhere | 1.3274 | 0.04195 | 223 | 169 | 35 | 19 |
793 | Was asking them not to practice after 10 that unreasonable? | 1.3270 | 0.04099 | 211 | 156 | 41 | 14 |
794 | Well, that's just grand! | 1.3258 | 0.03968 | 221 | 163 | 44 | 14 |
795 | The piano clause only covers the piano. | 1.3258 | 0.04120 | 221 | 166 | 38 | 17 |
796 | Strikes a chord, doesn't it? | 1.3258 | 0.03809 | 221 | 160 | 50 | 11 |
797 | That's what happens when you mess with the mail. | 1.3258 | 0.04070 | 221 | 165 | 40 | 16 |
798 | I guess we should have gone with the Baby Grand. | 1.3258 | 0.03643 | 221 | 157 | 56 | 8 |
799 | That's the last time I hope something grand befalls us" | 1.3258 | 0.04019 | 221 | 164 | 42 | 15 |
800 | I told you it was going to look too big once we got it in the room. | 1.3258 | 0.03916 | 221 | 162 | 46 | 13 |
801 | A Steinway. Note that there is minimal damage to the instrument. | 1.3258 | 0.04120 | 221 | 166 | 38 | 17 |
802 | So Amazon's delivering pianos now. | 1.3258 | 0.04456 | 221 | 173 | 24 | 24 |
803 | On the bright side, it's really the high point of our year so far. | 1.3258 | 0.03968 | 221 | 163 | 44 | 14 |
804 | Well, it landed a bit flat. | 1.3258 | 0.04070 | 221 | 165 | 40 | 16 |
805 | We should have gotten a baby grand. | 1.3258 | 0.04219 | 221 | 168 | 34 | 19 |
806 | What fresh hell is this?! | 1.3257 | 0.04211 | 218 | 165 | 35 | 18 |
807 | Yeah, this non contact delivery isn't working for me" | 1.3243 | 0.04104 | 222 | 167 | 38 | 17 |
808 | Here are the keys, but where's the house? | 1.3242 | 0.04293 | 219 | 168 | 31 | 20 |
809 | Well, now we’re going to have to get it tuned. | 1.3242 | 0.04194 | 219 | 166 | 35 | 18 |
810 | I'm almost sure I told them to drop it off AT the house. | 1.3238 | 0.03697 | 210 | 154 | 46 | 10 |
811 | So much for free air delivery! | 1.3234 | 0.03863 | 201 | 144 | 49 | 8 |
812 | I told you it wouldn't fit. Maybe if we turn it the other way. | 1.3227 | 0.03921 | 220 | 165 | 42 | 13 |
813 | Well, apparently we're at war with Austria. | 1.3226 | 0.03931 | 217 | 162 | 41 | 14 |
814 | I always wondered what might happen in a real crescendo. | 1.3226 | 0.03958 | 217 | 160 | 44 | 13 |
815 | It was only then that they understood the importance of the "Piano Falling From Sky" option in their home insurance policy. | 1.3226 | 0.04064 | 217 | 162 | 40 | 15 |
816 | 'When they recover the black box, we'll know what went wrong". | 1.3224 | 0.03995 | 214 | 158 | 43 | 13 |
817 | See,I told you the door would have to come off its hinges. | 1.3224 | 0.04103 | 214 | 160 | 39 | 15 |
818 | So much for piano music being stored in the cloud. | 1.3224 | 0.04157 | 214 | 161 | 37 | 16 |
819 | Once again, the Surrealists win... | 1.3224 | 0.03940 | 214 | 157 | 45 | 12 |
820 | So 2020 *could* get worse. | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
821 | That’s why you’re supposed to measure first. | 1.3224 | 0.03940 | 214 | 157 | 45 | 12 |
822 | Now, someone's going to have to face the music. | 1.3224 | 0.03884 | 214 | 156 | 47 | 11 |
823 | And so we have Piano Concerto No. 2020... | 1.3224 | 0.04261 | 214 | 163 | 33 | 18 |
824 | Is that a Renzo Piano? | 1.3224 | 0.03827 | 214 | 167 | 30 | 17 |
825 | Well now, isn't that just grand! | 1.3224 | 0.03995 | 214 | 158 | 43 | 13 |
826 | Maybe we should just incorporate it into the remodel. | 1.3224 | 0.03995 | 214 | 158 | 43 | 13 |
827 | Don't worry, it's just a hoax. It'll be gone when the weather gets warmer. | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
828 | I say we rebuild, right here. The chances of this happening again are pretty slim. | 1.3224 | 0.03651 | 214 | 152 | 55 | 7 |
829 | I'm glad to see Frank Gehry is keeping it fresh. | 1.3224 | 0.04103 | 214 | 160 | 39 | 15 |
830 | Let's try a different room. | 1.3221 | 0.04185 | 208 | 156 | 37 | 15 |
831 | So it turns out I accidentally ordered from Amazonian. | 1.3220 | 0.04284 | 205 | 155 | 34 | 16 |
832 | I guess someone got tired of Zoom recitals. | 1.3211 | 0.04068 | 190 | 138 | 43 | 9 |
833 | What else could go wrong?" you said.. | 1.3209 | 0.03924 | 215 | 158 | 45 | 12 |
834 | Hurricane Rachmaninoff was no joke. | 1.3209 | 0.04140 | 215 | 162 | 37 | 16 |
835 | At least it wasn't his blue ox. | 1.3209 | 0.04087 | 215 | 161 | 39 | 15 |
836 | Remember when I asked if you'd unchecked the 'drone delivery' box | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
837 | There's your problem. | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
838 | Wow, what are the chances of a grand piano randomly dropping out of the sky like that?.....but then it is 2020. | 1.3208 | 0.04181 | 212 | 160 | 36 | 16 |
839 | Siri, cancel the 18-foot bust of Beethoven, ASAP. | 1.3208 | 0.03904 | 212 | 155 | 46 | 11 |
840 | Didn't we order an upright? | 1.3208 | 0.04017 | 212 | 157 | 42 | 13 |
841 | I’d say we’re in big treble! | 1.3208 | 0.03904 | 212 | 155 | 46 | 11 |
842 | Okay, you were right. A keyboard would have been sufficient. | 1.3208 | 0.03933 | 212 | 158 | 41 | 13 |
843 | I’m guessing there will be little or no practice this afternoon? | 1.3208 | 0.03668 | 212 | 157 | 45 | 10 |
844 | Free delivery my ass! | 1.3208 | 0.04181 | 212 | 160 | 36 | 16 |
845 | Looks like we've been played. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
846 | That's the last time I'll choose drone delivery. | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
847 | Our house...in B flat. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
848 | I't's 2020. I'm not asking questions anymore. | 1.3208 | 0.04181 | 212 | 160 | 36 | 16 |
849 | I’m afraid those are the keys to the house. | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
850 | I think the climate's just mocking us now. | 1.3208 | 0.04127 | 212 | 159 | 38 | 15 |
851 | Well it's still better than the banjo. | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
852 | That was one hell of a crescendo! | 1.3208 | 0.04286 | 212 | 162 | 32 | 18 |
853 | At least it was free delivery. | 1.3208 | 0.03788 | 212 | 153 | 50 | 9 |
854 | 2020 can’t be over too soon. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 160 | 37 | 15 |
855 | The score said "Crashendo" | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
856 | Giant Mozart's Sonata in B Flat Major always brings down the house. | 1.3208 | 0.04127 | 212 | 159 | 38 | 15 |
857 | That’s it, I’m canceling Amazon Prime. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
858 | Well, that certainly brought the house down.. | 1.3208 | 0.03847 | 212 | 154 | 48 | 10 |
859 | Let's try a fiddler next time. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
860 | I’m only giving them 4 stars. It looked smaller online and their delivery by drone has some issues. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
861 | It must still be 2020! | 1.3208 | 0.04286 | 212 | 162 | 32 | 18 |
862 | You're right. The ominous music was getting louder. | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
863 | Angels play harps, right? | 1.3208 | 0.04181 | 212 | 160 | 36 | 16 |
864 | Designed by another Frank Gehry wannabe. | 1.3208 | 0.03350 | 212 | 162 | 41 | 9 |
865 | All I said was “Alexa, drop some beats.” | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
866 | I’d like to see the stork that dropped this baby. | 1.3208 | 0.03481 | 212 | 160 | 43 | 9 |
867 | They did say it was a crash course. | 1.3208 | 0.04286 | 212 | 162 | 32 | 18 |
868 | He said our policy does not cover musical dissonance. | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
869 | Maybe a little TOO Grand. | 1.3208 | 0.04234 | 212 | 161 | 34 | 17 |
870 | This is a catastrophe on a grand scale. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
871 | They call this ‘no-contact’ delivery? | 1.3196 | 0.03874 | 194 | 139 | 48 | 7 |
872 | How many signs does one apocalypse need? | 1.3192 | 0.04110 | 213 | 160 | 38 | 15 |
873 | I think it’s about time we downsized to A flat | 1.3192 | 0.03684 | 213 | 160 | 41 | 12 |
874 | The reviews said she brought down the house | 1.3192 | 0.04056 | 213 | 159 | 40 | 14 |
875 | Ars longa, casa brevis | 1.3192 | 0.03889 | 213 | 156 | 46 | 11 |
876 | Well, this is just grand. | 1.3190 | 0.04151 | 210 | 158 | 37 | 15 |
877 | We should’ve paid extra for the white glove delivery | 1.3190 | 0.03807 | 210 | 152 | 49 | 9 |
878 | Isn't that gecko supposed to show up now? | 1.3190 | 0.04096 | 210 | 157 | 39 | 14 |
879 | Hear that? B-flat. | 1.3190 | 0.04040 | 210 | 156 | 41 | 13 |
880 | I don't think Next Day Air was the right delivery choice. | 1.3190 | 0.03867 | 210 | 155 | 44 | 11 |
881 | When I look back on 2020, it will be the day the pianos became sentient and turned on us that will haunt me the most. | 1.3190 | 0.04096 | 210 | 157 | 39 | 14 |
882 | Is it just me or is House Hunters getting more and more outrageous? | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
883 | ‘December 31, 2020’ | 1.3184 | 0.03915 | 201 | 151 | 38 | 12 |
884 | If you make a 50-foot pianist joke right now I'm leaving you. | 1.3175 | 0.04188 | 211 | 160 | 35 | 16 |
885 | That ended on a sad note. | 1.3175 | 0.03967 | 211 | 156 | 43 | 12 |
886 | Sometimes Carnegie Hall comes to you. | 1.3175 | 0.04295 | 211 | 162 | 31 | 18 |
887 | I think it's the 2020 Overture. | 1.3175 | 0.04079 | 211 | 158 | 39 | 14 |
888 | You were right; it won’t fit. | 1.3173 | 0.04119 | 208 | 156 | 38 | 14 |
889 | Wow, you really brought the house down. | 1.3173 | 0.03766 | 208 | 150 | 50 | 8 |
890 | You said you wanted a house filled with music. | 1.3173 | 0.03946 | 208 | 153 | 44 | 11 |
891 | You and your just put it anywhere ! | 1.3173 | 0.03946 | 208 | 155 | 41 | 12 |
892 | All I know is that the owner's a coyote. | 1.3173 | 0.04119 | 208 | 156 | 38 | 14 |
893 | That's going to be a major setback for drone delivery services. | 1.3173 | 0.03887 | 208 | 152 | 46 | 10 |
894 | Now THAT's what I call a Grand Opening! | 1.3173 | 0.03946 | 208 | 153 | 44 | 11 |
895 | Well good thing I just bought flood, earthquake, and giant piano falling on your house insurance. | 1.3173 | 0.04062 | 208 | 155 | 40 | 13 |
896 | I noticed an open fifth in the delivery van. | 1.3173 | 0.04119 | 208 | 156 | 38 | 14 |
897 | Gentrification. | 1.3173 | 0.04005 | 208 | 154 | 42 | 12 |
898 | Baby grands are always cute. But look what happens when they grow up. | 1.3173 | 0.04230 | 208 | 158 | 34 | 16 |
899 | I think he must have misunderstood when I said, "Drop me a note." | 1.3173 | 0.04005 | 208 | 154 | 42 | 12 |
900 | That’s the last time I wish someone would drop me a note. | 1.3173 | 0.04062 | 208 | 155 | 40 | 13 |
901 | It's a hoax. | 1.3173 | 0.03796 | 208 | 158 | 37 | 13 |
902 | At first it was pretty traumatic, but we’ve really learned to embrace it as the new normal. | 1.3173 | 0.04005 | 208 | 154 | 42 | 12 |
903 | They wouldn’t turn their music down, so I left them a note. | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
904 | It looked smaller on my phone. | 1.3158 | 0.03562 | 209 | 153 | 48 | 8 |
905 | I don't think drone delivery was a good idea. | 1.3155 | 0.04027 | 206 | 153 | 41 | 12 |
906 | Misjudged their space. It happens. | 1.3155 | 0.03847 | 206 | 155 | 39 | 12 |
907 | Feels right for 2020 to go out with a bang, or rather a crescendo. | 1.3155 | 0.04256 | 206 | 157 | 33 | 16 |
908 | They always said he could bring the house down with his playing! | 1.3155 | 0.04200 | 206 | 156 | 35 | 15 |
909 | It looked smaller on Amazon. | 1.3155 | 0.03908 | 206 | 151 | 45 | 10 |
910 | Well,she told me she'd drop off the keys. | 1.3155 | 0.03908 | 206 | 151 | 45 | 10 |
911 | Call The New Yorker, they gotta see this...!!! | 1.3155 | 0.04086 | 206 | 154 | 39 | 13 |
912 | I believe there is a mistake in scale here. | 1.3155 | 0.04311 | 206 | 158 | 31 | 17 |
913 | That’s the last time I ask for Chopsticks with our order | 1.3155 | 0.04256 | 206 | 157 | 33 | 16 |
914 | Be careful what you wish for they say | 1.3155 | 0.04420 | 206 | 160 | 27 | 19 |
915 | So that’s how John Cage’s concerto for grand piano and bungalow goes. | 1.3155 | 0.04027 | 206 | 153 | 41 | 12 |
916 | I may have to rethink my views on climate change. | 1.3153 | 0.03486 | 203 | 165 | 27 | 11 |
917 | Well, I'll never be impressed by the 1812 Overture again. | 1.3152 | 0.04615 | 184 | 142 | 26 | 16 |
918 | Let's just hope that wasn't Ferrante's or Teicher's. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
919 | A big piano solo always brings down the house. | 1.3144 | 0.04193 | 194 | 145 | 37 | 12 |
920 | Let's make an offer. It should go for a song. | 1.3144 | 0.03861 | 194 | 142 | 44 | 8 |
921 | I think its a Banksy. | 1.3144 | 0.04318 | 194 | 147 | 33 | 14 |
922 | When it crashed onto the house the sound was a distinct F-sharp | 1.3140 | 0.04293 | 207 | 159 | 31 | 17 |
923 | Cool.that cloud looks like a fish | 1.3137 | 0.04282 | 204 | 156 | 32 | 16 |
924 | Proportion and perspective are a true challenge for the cartoon artist. | 1.3137 | 0.04050 | 204 | 152 | 40 | 12 |
925 | I mean, they DID say it wouldn't fit through the door. | 1.3137 | 0.03642 | 204 | 148 | 49 | 7 |
926 | Location is key | 1.3137 | 0.04282 | 204 | 156 | 32 | 16 |
927 | As we gaze upon the wreckage, let us recall that I was the one who didn't want to move next to the giants and you were the one who said I was being an alarmist. Oh, and you owe me five dollars. | 1.3134 | 0.04210 | 201 | 152 | 35 | 14 |
928 | Clearly God has both a sense of humor and a preference for a cappella. | 1.3134 | 0.04210 | 201 | 152 | 35 | 14 |
929 | The drone delivery service needs some fine-tuning. | 1.3134 | 0.04269 | 201 | 153 | 33 | 15 |
930 | I guess drone delivery is still in beta. | 1.3134 | 0.04384 | 201 | 155 | 29 | 17 |
931 | Ironic, piano in Italian means softly, quietly. | 1.3134 | 0.04029 | 201 | 149 | 41 | 11 |
932 | Apparently President Trump declared mid-flight he wanted an even bigger piano on Air Force One | 1.3134 | 0.04210 | 201 | 152 | 35 | 14 |
933 | Damn that Liberace and his zeppelin. | 1.3134 | 0.04384 | 201 | 155 | 29 | 17 |
934 | Okay, we found a place for your piano. Now, where are we putting my ukulele?" | 1.3134 | 0.04151 | 201 | 151 | 37 | 13 |
935 | Is that one of those small houses or is that a really grand piano? | 1.3134 | 0.04269 | 201 | 153 | 33 | 15 |
936 | The listing did say they'd dropped a grand. | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
937 | You know, I said a free piano would be nice, but I didn’t really expect a piano on the house. | 1.3125 | 0.04590 | 192 | 150 | 24 | 18 |
938 | I guess that’s why they went for a fiddler in that show... | 1.3122 | 0.04429 | 205 | 160 | 26 | 19 |
939 | I ordered it to b e drop-shipped - I had no idea!!!! | 1.3122 | 0.04092 | 205 | 154 | 38 | 13 |
940 | I thought we ordered a baby grand. | 1.3119 | 0.04012 | 202 | 150 | 41 | 11 |
941 | I think we are beyond the fat lady singing. | 1.3119 | 0.04133 | 202 | 152 | 37 | 13 |
942 | Are you sure she wouldn’t consider getting a pony instead? | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
943 | quite a crashendo! | 1.3116 | 0.04052 | 199 | 148 | 40 | 11 |
944 | Funny,this happened last year,but federal insurance paid for them to build in exactly the same spot. What are the odds? | 1.3116 | 0.04175 | 199 | 150 | 36 | 13 |
945 | There's a coyote under there somewhere. | 1.3116 | 0.04581 | 199 | 157 | 22 | 20 |
946 | This is where Buster Keaton grew up. | 1.3116 | 0.04235 | 199 | 151 | 34 | 14 |
947 | Well, they said there would be strong winds and high “c”s | 1.3116 | 0.04114 | 199 | 149 | 38 | 12 |
948 | When Grandma said she was a organ donor, this was not what I expected... | 1.3116 | 0.04295 | 199 | 152 | 32 | 15 |
949 | You were the one praying for a grand piano. Look, here comes the bench. | 1.3116 | 0.03989 | 199 | 147 | 42 | 10 |
950 | I see God tried to tackle Rachmaninoff. | 1.3116 | 0.04235 | 199 | 151 | 34 | 14 |
951 | This house was advertised as "No Strings Attached!" | 1.3109 | 0.04069 | 193 | 143 | 40 | 10 |
952 | How 2020. | 1.3105 | 0.04373 | 190 | 145 | 31 | 14 |
953 | I guess you’re right, it won’t fit in the house. | 1.3103 | 0.04289 | 203 | 156 | 31 | 16 |
954 | Golly. Talk about ending on a sour note. | 1.3103 | 0.04056 | 203 | 152 | 39 | 12 |
955 | Looks like the Amazon might need to go back to the drawing board on their drone delivery thing. | 1.3100 | 0.04096 | 200 | 150 | 38 | 12 |
956 | I knew she was a witch when she called the cops about our barking dog | 1.3100 | 0.04392 | 200 | 155 | 28 | 17 |
957 | Don't worry, I know a guy | 1.3096 | 0.04200 | 197 | 149 | 35 | 13 |
958 | He finally brought down the house. | 1.3096 | 0.03879 | 197 | 144 | 45 | 8 |
959 | You are right dear, the concert grand seems to overwhelm our cottage | 1.3096 | 0.04011 | 197 | 146 | 41 | 10 |
960 | It was a small tastefully decorated house, now with an open floor in D minor. | 1.3096 | 0.04440 | 197 | 153 | 27 | 17 |
961 | Is it still in tune? | 1.3096 | 0.03603 | 197 | 150 | 37 | 9 |
962 | Pachelbel shot it from his canon in D Street | 1.3096 | 0.04261 | 197 | 150 | 33 | 14 |
963 | The final craschendo was wonderful! | 1.3096 | 0.03978 | 197 | 148 | 38 | 11 |
964 | Well, I guess the upside is we don’t have to fight about hosting my family for the holidays. | 1.3096 | 0.04011 | 197 | 146 | 41 | 10 |
965 | I bet Farmer's Insurance hasn't seen this yet! | 1.3096 | 0.04261 | 197 | 150 | 33 | 14 |
966 | I didn’t even know they could fly. | 1.3096 | 0.04138 | 197 | 148 | 37 | 12 |
967 | Now THAT performance brought the house down. | 1.3096 | 0.04322 | 197 | 151 | 31 | 15 |
968 | It's 2020. Of COURSE there was a giant grand piano storm. | 1.3096 | 0.04200 | 197 | 149 | 35 | 13 |
969 | THIS IS A BÖSENDORFER. WE ORDERED A STEINWAY. | 1.3096 | 0.04261 | 197 | 150 | 33 | 14 |
970 | The Piano Man must've been making love to his tonic and gin again. | 1.3096 | 0.04075 | 197 | 147 | 39 | 11 |
971 | Well, Ed, the regular size wasn’t eligible for Prime | 1.3096 | 0.04075 | 197 | 147 | 39 | 11 |
972 | I think we should Liszt it. | 1.3096 | 0.04075 | 197 | 147 | 39 | 11 |
973 | So that's what she meant by 'The keys are on the doorstep.' | 1.3093 | 0.04307 | 194 | 148 | 32 | 14 |
974 | Does it come with the house? | 1.3093 | 0.03984 | 194 | 143 | 42 | 9 |
975 | And on that note, we left Kansas | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
976 | Oh look its a ‘pianodemic’ | 1.3089 | 0.04092 | 191 | 142 | 39 | 10 |
977 | Welp. I'm not saying anything new here, but... l guess that's why they call it the blues. | 1.3085 | 0.04258 | 201 | 154 | 32 | 15 |
978 | It looked smaller online. | 1.3081 | 0.03863 | 198 | 145 | 45 | 8 |
979 | I knew there'd be problems with drone delivery. | 1.3081 | 0.04182 | 198 | 150 | 35 | 13 |
980 | I would have preferred cats and dogs. | 1.3081 | 0.03994 | 198 | 147 | 41 | 10 |
981 | At least now we can take a break from home schooling. | 1.3081 | 0.03658 | 198 | 147 | 43 | 8 |
982 | Honey, you ordered the wrong size! | 1.3081 | 0.04478 | 198 | 155 | 25 | 18 |
983 | There's still some things you shouldn't order on Amazon. | 1.3081 | 0.04057 | 198 | 148 | 39 | 11 |
984 | Well, at least we did save on the delivery charge. | 1.3081 | 0.04057 | 198 | 148 | 39 | 11 |
985 | Bigger house or smaller piano — it’s not rocket science. | 1.3077 | 0.03967 | 195 | 144 | 42 | 9 |
986 | That was some drone. | 1.3077 | 0.04643 | 195 | 155 | 20 | 20 |
987 | When they said 'drop it off' I assumed their truck would come by. | 1.3077 | 0.04033 | 195 | 145 | 40 | 10 |
988 | I think the fat lady sang. | 1.3077 | 0.04287 | 195 | 149 | 32 | 14 |
989 | That’s one way to make a grand entrance. | 1.3077 | 0.03900 | 195 | 143 | 44 | 8 |
990 | Is it just me, or have they both gone a little flat? | 1.3077 | 0.04409 | 195 | 151 | 28 | 16 |
991 | Looks like ‘Somebody’ hit SMITE instead of ESC again. | 1.3077 | 0.04225 | 195 | 148 | 34 | 13 |
992 | In hindsight, perhaps drone delivery wasn't the best choice. | 1.3077 | 0.03832 | 195 | 142 | 46 | 7 |
993 | They’re saying it’s the biggest to hit this area in 50 years. | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
994 | Huge misunderstanding. Apparently, the contractor was told NOT to sink one more grand into the project. | 1.3077 | 0.04033 | 195 | 145 | 40 | 10 |
995 | remember when we used to complain about the upstairs neighbors shaking the crumbs from their tablecloth on our balcony? | 1.3077 | 0.04098 | 195 | 146 | 38 | 11 |
996 | . "So much for a road runner as a pet!" | 1.3077 | 0.04225 | 195 | 148 | 34 | 13 |
997 | I said I want a grandbaby! Not a baby grand! | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 147 | 36 | 12 |
998 | I still think the adjuster would find a fire more believable. | 1.3073 | 0.04007 | 192 | 142 | 41 | 9 |
999 | Not sure, but the President said it had to do with Biden. | 1.3065 | 0.03847 | 199 | 146 | 45 | 8 |
1000 | At least you didn’t leave the oven on. | 1.3065 | 0.04364 | 186 | 142 | 31 | 13 |
1001 | You signed up for Amazon's drone service too? | 1.3061 | 0.04080 | 196 | 147 | 38 | 11 |
1002 | Ding dong. See, the pitch is dead. | 1.3061 | 0.04207 | 196 | 149 | 34 | 13 |
1003 | Bezos needs to work on those drone deliveries. | 1.3061 | 0.04329 | 196 | 153 | 27 | 16 |
1004 | We may need to get it tuned.... | 1.3061 | 0.03883 | 196 | 149 | 36 | 11 |
1005 | Are those the new house keys you ordered? | 1.3057 | 0.03989 | 193 | 143 | 41 | 9 |
1006 | Now there was an encore that brought the house down. | 1.3057 | 0.04187 | 193 | 146 | 35 | 12 |
1007 | It could be worse. It could be raining. | 1.3057 | 0.04187 | 193 | 146 | 35 | 12 |
1008 | I'll buy it for a dollar. | 1.3057 | 0.04498 | 193 | 151 | 25 | 17 |
1009 | Quite the grand entrance. | 1.3057 | 0.03989 | 193 | 143 | 41 | 9 |
1010 | It's got several keys needed to be a great home! | 1.3057 | 0.04498 | 193 | 151 | 25 | 17 |
1011 | Right before it hit, I heard a voice from above yell 'Hey Moe'. | 1.3057 | 0.04376 | 193 | 149 | 29 | 15 |
1012 | Maybe an upright piano would fit better. | 1.3057 | 0.03745 | 193 | 147 | 36 | 10 |
1013 | This is going to set us back more than a grand. | 1.3057 | 0.03989 | 193 | 143 | 41 | 9 |
1014 | A little girl and her dog crawled out of the piano and walked off singing | 1.3057 | 0.04376 | 193 | 149 | 29 | 15 |
1015 | On second thought, I think I actually want to learn guitar. | 1.3057 | 0.04498 | 193 | 151 | 25 | 17 |
1016 | Fixer-upper, piano's on the house. Obviously. | 1.3057 | 0.04314 | 193 | 148 | 31 | 14 |
1017 | I told you we should have gone with the baby grand. | 1.3057 | 0.03989 | 193 | 143 | 41 | 9 |
1018 | #endpianoviolence | 1.3057 | 0.04314 | 193 | 148 | 31 | 14 |
1019 | So much for shipping your family’s grand piano by air. | 1.3057 | 0.04498 | 193 | 153 | 22 | 18 |
1020 | But is it art? | 1.3057 | 0.04437 | 193 | 150 | 27 | 16 |
1021 | Maybe we shouldn't order from Amazon Drone anymore. | 1.3053 | 0.03994 | 190 | 143 | 37 | 10 |
1022 | Classic Grand slam! | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
1023 | Now that's a grand slam. | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
1024 | As is. I'd say it's worth about a grand. | 1.3053 | 0.04361 | 190 | 146 | 30 | 14 |
1025 | Next time decline the drone delivery | 1.3053 | 0.03591 | 190 | 141 | 43 | 6 |
1026 | I knew putting it on the second floor was a mistake. | 1.3053 | 0.03924 | 190 | 142 | 39 | 9 |
1027 | Never again, Sam. | 1.3053 | 0.04297 | 190 | 145 | 32 | 13 |
1028 | So I couldn't get this tune out of my head and suddenly it came to me. | 1.3053 | 0.04029 | 190 | 141 | 40 | 9 |
1029 | Now - that's what you call a smash hit. | 1.3053 | 0.04297 | 190 | 145 | 32 | 13 |
1030 | It's probably unplayable. | 1.3041 | 0.04168 | 194 | 149 | 32 | 13 |
1031 | The instructions were leave it on the porch and ring the bell. | 1.3041 | 0.04038 | 194 | 145 | 39 | 10 |
1032 | O.K., you were right: drone delivery was a terrible idea. | 1.3041 | 0.04038 | 194 | 145 | 39 | 10 |
1033 | Next time, let's require a signature. | 1.3037 | 0.03942 | 191 | 146 | 35 | 10 |
1034 | Don't worry, you said. It'll fit,you said. | 1.3037 | 0.04146 | 191 | 144 | 36 | 11 |
1035 | I thought pianos came after frogs. | 1.3037 | 0.04011 | 191 | 142 | 40 | 9 |
1036 | Sadly, the melody ended in a "crush-endo." | 1.3037 | 0.04146 | 191 | 144 | 36 | 11 |
1037 | You hit the B Flat key a little hard... | 1.3034 | 0.04412 | 145 | 106 | 34 | 5 |
1038 | That drone drop was for Philharmonic Hall, not Phil and Harmony Hall. | 1.3032 | 0.04324 | 188 | 144 | 31 | 13 |
1039 | Coltrane wreck | 1.3032 | 0.04389 | 188 | 145 | 29 | 14 |
1040 | Wow, that was really heavy music. | 1.3032 | 0.04257 | 188 | 143 | 33 | 12 |
1041 | I guess the murder hornets, the coronavirus and the hurricanes weren't enough. | 1.3032 | 0.04324 | 188 | 144 | 31 | 13 |
1042 | We shouldn’t have bought that cartoonist’s house! | 1.3032 | 0.04257 | 188 | 143 | 33 | 12 |
1043 | damn, what are the odds of local National Guard helicopters accidentally dropping huge black metaphors for cosmopolitanism on beautiful suburban homes weeks before the election? | 1.3032 | 0.04579 | 188 | 148 | 23 | 17 |
1044 | Mom always said that not practicing would someday come back to haunt me. | 1.3032 | 0.04190 | 188 | 142 | 35 | 11 |
1045 | Let's just hope it's a Banksy. | 1.3032 | 0.04324 | 188 | 144 | 31 | 13 |
1046 | 'I hear that the brass section took out a whole neighborhood in Springville." | 1.3032 | 0.04257 | 188 | 143 | 33 | 12 |
1047 | It’s ok, they are both rentals. | 1.3027 | 0.04165 | 185 | 139 | 36 | 10 |
1048 | I didn't think the movers were going to get that in the front door | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1049 | Well, you were right, it doesn't fit. | 1.3021 | 0.04128 | 192 | 145 | 36 | 11 |
1050 | Well, she did promise to bring down the house. | 1.3021 | 0.03890 | 192 | 144 | 39 | 9 |
1051 | Who did we piss off at ACME? | 1.3016 | 0.04171 | 189 | 143 | 35 | 11 |
1052 | I think if we tilt it to the left this time we can finally get it upstairs | 1.3016 | 0.04034 | 189 | 141 | 39 | 9 |
1053 | Proof of climate change | 1.3011 | 0.04483 | 186 | 145 | 26 | 15 |
1054 | Now I think we have enough keys to the house. | 1.3011 | 0.03930 | 186 | 147 | 27 | 11 |
1055 | The Day The music Died | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
1056 | It will probably need to be tuned again now. | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
1057 | I had no idea they could afford Frank Gehry | 1.3011 | 0.04075 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
1058 | You're right. It would look better in the den. | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
1059 | Didn't you just say you didn't think this year could get much worse? | 1.3011 | 0.04351 | 186 | 143 | 30 | 13 |
1060 | Even worse, my insurance won't cover it, claiming forte majeure. | 1.3011 | 0.04351 | 186 | 143 | 30 | 13 |
1061 | At least the bagpipes were in the house at the time. | 1.3011 | 0.04351 | 186 | 143 | 30 | 13 |
1062 | Just when you think 2020 can't get any worse. | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
1063 | Talk about your grand finale! | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
1064 | But the forecast only said “Cats and dogs!” | 1.3011 | 0.04351 | 186 | 143 | 30 | 13 |
1065 | Now THAT was a performance that brought the house down. | 1.3011 | 0.03458 | 186 | 141 | 38 | 7 |
1066 | Drone delivery still needs a little fine tuning. | 1.3011 | 0.04075 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
1067 | I think we should have tipped the movers more. | 1.3011 | 0.04075 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
1068 | Kind of pretentious, don't you think? | 1.3011 | 0.04417 | 186 | 144 | 28 | 14 |
1069 | At least it was a no-contact delivery. | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
1070 | They should have got the baby grand. | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
1071 | Let’s stop wishing for things to end on a good note. | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
1072 | Ohhh, so this is what the salesman meant by, 'It's on the house.' | 1.3011 | 0.04075 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
1073 | This is why they didn’t call it ‘Pianist on the Roof’. | 1.3005 | 0.04400 | 183 | 141 | 29 | 13 |
1074 | You suppose Farmers has seen this before? | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 180 | 133 | 40 | 7 |
1075 | I told you the BABY grand. | 1.2995 | 0.03985 | 187 | 139 | 40 | 8 |
1076 | They said they’d drop off the keys. | 1.2995 | 0.04127 | 187 | 141 | 36 | 10 |
1077 | I think the stork mis-heard our request for a grand baby delivery! | 1.2995 | 0.04196 | 187 | 142 | 34 | 11 |
1078 | You can tell it's a Bosendorfer by the extra keys. | 1.2995 | 0.03606 | 187 | 141 | 39 | 7 |
1079 | ...well Dorothy, we’re not not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2995 | 0.04331 | 187 | 144 | 30 | 13 |
1080 | ... and YOU said it wouldn’t just fall from the sky” | 1.2995 | 0.04196 | 187 | 142 | 34 | 11 |
1081 | So the bench should be arriving tomorrow | 1.2995 | 0.04331 | 187 | 144 | 30 | 13 |
1082 | We don't need the grand piano rider," says you. | 1.2989 | 0.04241 | 184 | 140 | 33 | 11 |
1083 | I told you it wouldn’t fit in the living room. | 1.2989 | 0.04025 | 184 | 137 | 39 | 8 |
1084 | It's not every day you get a grand piano out of the blue. | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
1085 | Oops. Oops....Did I hear an Angel say "Oops"? | 1.2989 | 0.04310 | 184 | 141 | 31 | 12 |
1086 | A bit too grand. | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 11 |
1087 | Grand finale. | 1.2989 | 0.04276 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
1088 | This summer’s smash hit. | 1.2989 | 0.03951 | 184 | 143 | 31 | 10 |
1089 | Now I understand the blues | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
1090 | Huh. And Mom always said if I didn't practice, I'd never bring the house down. | 1.2989 | 0.04135 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
1091 | I’ve been waiting for a sign to move to Canada... but I’m not sure this is it. | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
1092 | I find it a bit derivative. | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
1093 | We really should to talk to the landlord about the people upstairs. | 1.2989 | 0.04241 | 184 | 140 | 33 | 11 |
1094 | I had a feeling that piano tree was too close to the house. | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
1095 | What can I say? It's 2020. | 1.2989 | 0.04310 | 184 | 141 | 31 | 12 |
1096 | That sounds right for 2020 | 1.2989 | 0.04446 | 184 | 143 | 27 | 14 |
1097 | If you say this piano 'really brought down the house' one more time, I'm gonna kill you. | 1.2989 | 0.04025 | 184 | 141 | 33 | 10 |
1098 | I can’t remember how I got it in the other house. | 1.2989 | 0.04310 | 184 | 141 | 31 | 12 |
1099 | Wow, what a smashing performance. | 1.2989 | 0.04025 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
1100 | This is A Major disaster. | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
1101 | They didn’t even bother to leave a note. | 1.2989 | 0.04310 | 184 | 141 | 31 | 12 |
1102 | We really should’ve seen this coming. | 1.2989 | 0.03988 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
1103 | I said to list it, not Listz. | 1.2989 | 0.04241 | 184 | 140 | 33 | 11 |
1104 | Well the neighbors did say they would drop in with some tunes. | 1.2989 | 0.04512 | 184 | 144 | 25 | 15 |
1105 | They track asteroids but not pianos. | 1.2989 | 0.04331 | 174 | 132 | 32 | 10 |
1106 | Alexa, piano tuners near me. | 1.2989 | 0.04175 | 174 | 130 | 36 | 8 |
1107 | That's why I play the flute. | 1.2983 | 0.04358 | 181 | 139 | 30 | 12 |
1108 | Not what I had in mind when I said "downscale." | 1.2983 | 0.04142 | 181 | 136 | 36 | 9 |
1109 | I did warn them that my concerts tend to bring down the house. | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
1110 | It’ll cost more than a grand to fix this place up! | 1.2983 | 0.04215 | 181 | 137 | 34 | 10 |
1111 | That's nothing - the Thompson's house was crushed by a giant piccolo. | 1.2983 | 0.04632 | 181 | 143 | 22 | 16 |
1112 | Long ago a narcissist with tiny hands bought a baby grand. Unfortunately, that small piano also had an inflated ego, and became this monstrous white house destroyer. | 1.2983 | 0.04428 | 181 | 140 | 28 | 13 |
1113 | A disconcerting grand piano? | 1.2983 | 0.04565 | 181 | 142 | 24 | 15 |
1114 | It only cost me a grand! | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
1115 | See? It wasn't a bird. | 1.2983 | 0.04358 | 181 | 139 | 30 | 12 |
1116 | Gesundheit | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
1117 | Must have been a really big toon. | 1.2978 | 0.04619 | 178 | 140 | 23 | 15 |
1118 | You said you wanted to rent A Flat. | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
1119 | Natural disasters are so passé. | 1.2973 | 0.04151 | 185 | 140 | 35 | 10 |
1120 | We can’t avoid it any longer- it’s time to face the music | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1121 | I told you I had a bad feeling about Hurricane Mozart | 1.2971 | 0.04604 | 175 | 137 | 24 | 14 |
1122 | You would think something with 88 keys would use the door! | 1.2967 | 0.04048 | 182 | 136 | 38 | 8 |
1123 | Now I understand why the realtor said this house was only one grand. | 1.2967 | 0.03895 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
1124 | Wow, that performance really brought down the house. | 1.2967 | 0.04122 | 182 | 137 | 36 | 9 |
1125 | I said “when you turn 13 you can drop piano” | 1.2967 | 0.03895 | 182 | 134 | 42 | 6 |
1126 | Well, we always said we wanted a house filled with music. | 1.2967 | 0.03895 | 182 | 134 | 42 | 6 |
1127 | Ahh, t'is grand, but it's not the instrument of God I was expecting | 1.2967 | 0.03972 | 182 | 135 | 40 | 7 |
1128 | Sometimes it feels like we're living in a cartoon. | 1.2965 | 0.04587 | 172 | 134 | 25 | 13 |
1129 | well, we'll need to go chopin for a new home | 1.2965 | 0.04587 | 172 | 134 | 25 | 13 |
1130 | They hired a deconstructivist architect for their remodel. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
1131 | Please don’t play it again, Sam. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
1132 | I've never seen a piano bring the house down | 1.2961 | 0.04166 | 179 | 135 | 35 | 9 |
1133 | Well, you're not going to believe this, but we're covered. | 1.2961 | 0.04457 | 179 | 139 | 27 | 13 |
1134 | That house, rising from nowhere, surely did some damage to our giant piano. | 1.2961 | 0.04166 | 179 | 138 | 31 | 10 |
1135 | We just have to face the music. | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 134 | 37 | 8 |
1136 | If you try to play 'Piano Man' we're getting divorced. | 1.2961 | 0.03771 | 179 | 142 | 29 | 8 |
1137 | Well it is 2020 after all. | 1.2961 | 0.04457 | 179 | 139 | 27 | 13 |
1138 | Sam played it again and he really shouldn’t have. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
1139 | This one's under a grand. | 1.2961 | 0.04387 | 179 | 138 | 29 | 12 |
1140 | Should I be looking for the Ruby slippers kind of thing? | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
1141 | At least we had free shipping. | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
1142 | I guess we have to have it tuned now. | 1.2961 | 0.04387 | 179 | 138 | 29 | 12 |
1143 | I suppose the Chinese are responsible for this. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
1144 | It both broke a leg and brought the house down. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
1145 | We moved out of the city to AVOID comically-large falling pianos | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
1146 | Honestly, this plague thing is just getting ridiculous | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
1147 | They had to go with the grand. I told George the upright would fit. | 1.2948 | 0.04636 | 173 | 136 | 23 | 14 |
1148 | You can see why this concerto is so rarely heard in concert. | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
1149 | At least we got it out of the basement. | 1.2944 | 0.04293 | 180 | 138 | 31 | 11 |
1150 | It'll probably need tuning now. | 1.2944 | 0.03915 | 180 | 133 | 41 | 6 |
1151 | Aren't you glad that we went to my mothers | 1.2944 | 0.04436 | 180 | 140 | 27 | 13 |
1152 | Definitely a housing crunch. | 1.2944 | 0.04221 | 180 | 137 | 33 | 10 |
1153 | Drop it off, you said. | 1.2944 | 0.03994 | 180 | 136 | 36 | 8 |
1154 | I say we list it on AirR&B. As is, no questions asked. | 1.2938 | 0.04342 | 177 | 136 | 30 | 11 |
1155 | Oh wow!! That cloud that looked like a piano was actually a piano. I mean, what are the odds? | 1.2938 | 0.03955 | 177 | 131 | 40 | 6 |
1156 | When Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes said we won a grand this is not what I was expecting. | 1.2938 | 0.04487 | 177 | 138 | 26 | 13 |
1157 | grand slam | 1.2938 | 0.04487 | 177 | 138 | 26 | 13 |
1158 | We should have gotten an upright. | 1.2938 | 0.03955 | 177 | 131 | 40 | 6 |
1159 | No wonder this house is going for a song. | 1.2938 | 0.04487 | 177 | 138 | 26 | 13 |
1160 | What a grand mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 137 | 30 | 10 |
1161 | Does our policy cover 'acts of God'? | 1.2938 | 0.04558 | 177 | 139 | 24 | 14 |
1162 | NASA says the Liberace satellite was launched in 1972. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
1163 | Maybe we should have gone with the spinet. | 1.2938 | 0.03955 | 177 | 131 | 40 | 6 |
1164 | Thank God, We heard the prelude. | 1.2938 | 0.03873 | 177 | 130 | 42 | 5 |
1165 | No one sticks baby grand in the corner. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
1166 | Yep, just like you said, using a drone delivery service owned by your ex was a great idea. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
1167 | A grand? It's going to cost more than that! | 1.2938 | 0.04342 | 177 | 136 | 30 | 11 |
1168 | It's funnier in cartoons. | 1.2938 | 0.04035 | 177 | 132 | 38 | 7 |
1169 | Good thing we bought that wind, hail and Steinway policy. | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
1170 | I'd rather have an elephant in the room. | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
1171 | You didn’t tip the movers, did you? | 1.2938 | 0.04035 | 177 | 132 | 38 | 7 |
1172 | I said I wanted a house with a driveway, not a steinway | 1.2938 | 0.04114 | 177 | 133 | 36 | 8 |
1173 | Check underneath for the Ruby slippers | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
1174 | I guess you can say they brought the house down. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
1175 | It’s only March 1, but at least 2020 can’t possibly get any worse. | 1.2938 | 0.04114 | 177 | 133 | 36 | 8 |
1176 | Finally, a fitting finale for Beethoven’s Les Adieux! | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1177 | You're right Dorothy, were not in Beethoven's Piano Concerto anymore | 1.2934 | 0.04439 | 167 | 128 | 29 | 10 |
1178 | The first time may have been an accident, but this time ... | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
1179 | That is the newly discovered John Cage piece. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
1180 | I hate to say it, but he really did bring the house down.. | 1.2921 | 0.04016 | 178 | 133 | 38 | 7 |
1181 | Must have been a helluva party. | 1.2921 | 0.04094 | 178 | 134 | 36 | 8 |
1182 | On the bright side, it was next-day delivery. | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
1183 | Never underestimate the power of music. | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 137 | 31 | 10 |
1184 | Well, that concert brought down the house. | 1.2921 | 0.03854 | 178 | 135 | 36 | 7 |
1185 | I still think the odds of the house being struck by lightening are higher | 1.2921 | 0.04094 | 178 | 134 | 36 | 8 |
1186 | Lesson learned - never take an Airbnb from Wile E Coyote | 1.2914 | 0.03850 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1187 | WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN THERE IS NO SUPPORT FOR THE ARTS ! | 1.2914 | 0.04517 | 175 | 137 | 25 | 13 |
1188 | Sounds flattened. | 1.2914 | 0.04934 | 175 | 143 | 13 | 19 |
1189 | I thought they played harps up there. | 1.2914 | 0.04138 | 175 | 132 | 35 | 8 |
1190 | When they said, "time to face the music," I didn't think... | 1.2914 | 0.04294 | 175 | 134 | 31 | 10 |
1191 | I blame this on Biden. | 1.2914 | 0.04517 | 175 | 137 | 25 | 13 |
1192 | Critics knew his performance would bring down the house | 1.2914 | 0.04444 | 175 | 136 | 27 | 12 |
1193 | It's a classical disaster | 1.2914 | 0.04294 | 175 | 134 | 31 | 10 |
1194 | Guess Beethoven didn't like his tenth! | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1195 | Thank goodness for Amazon Prime — we can send it back! | 1.2907 | 0.04264 | 172 | 131 | 32 | 9 |
1196 | I've called the police on the black keys. | 1.2905 | 0.04443 | 179 | 140 | 26 | 13 |
1197 | You said they do free returns if it's the wrong size, right? | 1.2898 | 0.03957 | 176 | 131 | 39 | 6 |
1198 | That’s the last time I pray for more culture in our lives. | 1.2898 | 0.03614 | 176 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1199 | It was as if Beethoven rolled over. | 1.2898 | 0.04272 | 176 | 137 | 28 | 11 |
1200 | It's supposed to represent the fusion of music, architecture and deconstruction. | 1.2890 | 0.04398 | 173 | 134 | 28 | 11 |
1201 | The Grand Slam!! | 1.2890 | 0.04474 | 173 | 135 | 26 | 12 |
1202 | Well, that's just grand. Just grand. | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
1203 | I’m afraid this portends climate change on a very grand scale. | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
1204 | Don’t worry, I’ll get it delivered by a drone you said. | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
1205 | Well, that’s A major problem. | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
1206 | On the positive side it could’ve been the whole orchestra. | 1.2890 | 0.04122 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
1207 | Look under the piano - you'll find a struggling musician. | 1.2890 | 0.03599 | 173 | 132 | 35 | 6 |
1208 | Maybe I wasn't supposed to check both boxes, in-home & drone delivery. | 1.2890 | 0.04081 | 173 | 130 | 36 | 7 |
1209 | Perfect. Wake me up in 2021 will you? Hell, make it 2022. | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
1210 | Looks like heaven is still "Harps Only" | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
1211 | Was I supposed to pay the pianist for the wedding? | 1.2890 | 0.04081 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
1212 | The USPS wouldn’t have forgotten the stool. | 1.2890 | 0.04398 | 173 | 137 | 24 | 12 |
1213 | I hear it blew off the Steinway Building | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1214 | That's one way to pitch a roof. | 1.2882 | 0.03952 | 170 | 126 | 39 | 5 |
1215 | Now that's grand, isn't it? | 1.2882 | 0.04449 | 170 | 132 | 27 | 11 |
1216 | Throw a grand into the house, you said. | 1.2882 | 0.04527 | 170 | 133 | 25 | 12 |
1217 | It's interesting, but I like the melting clock better. | 1.2882 | 0.04290 | 170 | 130 | 31 | 9 |
1218 | I can see why they named it hurricane Bach. | 1.2882 | 0.04290 | 170 | 130 | 31 | 9 |
1219 | Some items just should not be delivered by drone. | 1.2882 | 0.04449 | 170 | 132 | 27 | 11 |
1220 | So that’s what they meant by contactless delivery | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
1221 | And that’s what I’d call a ‘grand slam’ | 1.2882 | 0.04449 | 170 | 132 | 27 | 11 |
1222 | A little more to the left. | 1.2882 | 0.04678 | 170 | 137 | 18 | 15 |
1223 | Looks like the price of that house dropped by a grand... | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
1224 | That house's wicked sister is going to be pissed. | 1.2874 | 0.04451 | 174 | 136 | 26 | 12 |
1225 | The piano loft lasted a full week. | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
1226 | That's not what I thought our realtor meant when he said he'd like to Liszt our house. | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
1227 | I wonder whether it fell, or was inside and just got really big. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
1228 | That’s not what I meant when I said we should fill the house with music | 1.2857 | 0.03973 | 168 | 125 | 38 | 5 |
1229 | Drone delivery has a way to go | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
1230 | Hold on -- here comes an anvil. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
1231 | God said, 'It's my way or the Steinway,' and we blew it. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
1232 | I prefer the one with a tuba on it. | 1.2857 | 0.04275 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1233 | Should we ring the doorbell? | 1.2857 | 0.04558 | 168 | 132 | 24 | 12 |
1234 | Photos of the bizarre weather incident struck a chord on social media, though local officials found most media coverage dissonant with the scale of the damage. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
1235 | Perfect pitch. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
1236 | Gotta adjust the scaling on the teleportation device. | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
1237 | Concerto in F'd Major | 1.2857 | 0.04635 | 168 | 133 | 22 | 13 |
1238 | Fine, you were right, I guess it doesn't fit | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
1239 | So, this is what the agent meant when he said there’s a problem with the keys to your new house. | 1.2857 | 0.04712 | 168 | 134 | 20 | 14 |
1240 | Well the realtor said we could buy it for a song. | 1.2857 | 0.04558 | 168 | 132 | 24 | 12 |
1241 | I told them not to use a helicopter. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 134 | 23 | 11 |
1242 | I knew it wouldn't fit on the roof. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1243 | I'll bet you can buy the house now for a song. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
1244 | This is so David Byrne. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
1245 | And it’s only a block away from the nearest metronome stop. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
1246 | Lucky you, the price just dropped by a grand. | 1.2857 | 0.04275 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1247 | If 2020 were a music instrument. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
1248 | Frank Gehry's lost his mind. | 1.2848 | 0.04282 | 165 | 126 | 31 | 8 |
1249 | Still, you can't top that for a smashing crescendo. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 132 | 28 | 9 |
1250 | No, the anvil was 2016, it was the safe in 2002. | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
1251 | Must be Tuesday. | 1.2840 | 0.04376 | 169 | 131 | 28 | 10 |
1252 | It’s okay... the insurance on the piano is worth more than the house. | 1.2837 | 0.04309 | 141 | 105 | 32 | 4 |
1253 | First an El Niño, now an El Piano!? | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1254 | They did say the piano was too big for the house. | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1255 | It's not a classically noisy neighborhood" | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1256 | It's the wrong color. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1257 | And you thought south-facing windows were bad feng shui. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1258 | This happens every autumn during the giant Steinway migration. | 1.2831 | 0.04668 | 166 | 132 | 21 | 13 |
1259 | Nothing minor about it, if you ask me. | 1.2831 | 0.04589 | 166 | 131 | 23 | 12 |
1260 | The worst part is our policy only covers upright pianos. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1261 | Apparently God got tired of Jesus playing Chopsticks. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1262 | Do you think the insurance company will claim it’s an act of God? | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1263 | ...”And we covered it!” | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1264 | The performance certainly brought the house down. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1265 | Now we’ll probably have to get it tuned | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1266 | I thought they stopped putting lounge pianos in 747s. | 1.2831 | 0.03994 | 166 | 124 | 37 | 5 |
1267 | It’s really not that grand. | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1268 | Those Amazon drones are getting out of hand. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1269 | Grand entrance | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1270 | Well, you said you wanted to upscale. | 1.2831 | 0.04589 | 166 | 131 | 23 | 12 |
1271 | Help me find the key. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1272 | I told you we shouldn’t have rented to Wile E. Coyote. | 1.2831 | 0.03994 | 166 | 130 | 30 | 6 |
1273 | Well, that struck a familiar chord. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1274 | Do we get to keep it? | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1275 | Apparently it was a drone delivery | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1276 | I guess drone deliveries are not full proofafter all. | 1.2831 | 0.04084 | 166 | 125 | 35 | 6 |
1277 | I knew that drone delivery wouldn't work. | 1.2831 | 0.03507 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
1278 | My bad. | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1279 | Well, I think it is safe to assume that was the Grand Finale. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1280 | Not a bang or a whimper. The world ends with a C Major chord. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1281 | Who is going to tell Billy Joel? | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1282 | Yeah, but drone delivery was a lot less expensive. | 1.2831 | 0.04668 | 166 | 132 | 21 | 13 |
1283 | The Weather Channel never said anything about 'over the rainbow'. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1284 | Well I found my keys. | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
1285 | I thought they only played harps | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1286 | Definitely not a well tempered clavier! | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1287 | And we just had it tuned, too. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1288 | They usually burn up on re-entry! | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1289 | Apparently drone delivery still has a few kinks. | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1290 | That's quite a crashendo! | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1291 | It definitely does not strike the right note. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1292 | It must have been a hell of a performance --- it brought the house down. | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1293 | My architect wanted the deconstruction to have a certain lyricism. | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
1294 | Would you look at that? Keys are by the door. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1295 | Make a note of it. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1296 | When I asked you to drop a grand for the downpayment, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 131 | 24 | 11 |
1297 | That was definitely a smashing performance. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1298 | The Lord works in mysterious Steinways... | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1299 | It looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online. | 1.2831 | 0.03994 | 166 | 124 | 37 | 5 |
1300 | I guess a piano can be a wind instrument. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1301 | Impressive. It’s the 2020 Edition Steinway. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1302 | And our final entrant for the 2020 calendar shoot... | 1.2831 | 0.04084 | 166 | 125 | 35 | 6 |
1303 | Things are really looking up | 1.2831 | 0.04822 | 166 | 134 | 17 | 15 |
1304 | What’d you think? I call it ‘A Requiem for 2020’. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
1305 | And they say climate change isn’t real | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
1306 | You don’t even play. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1307 | There’s got to be a story... | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
1308 | At least it's not raining! Moisture would really ruin the piano. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1309 | We really should have kept our home insurance policy. | 1.2831 | 0.04746 | 166 | 133 | 19 | 14 |
1310 | They dropped it on the wrong White House. | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
1311 | I don't think we should stick around for the encore. | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
1312 | Hurricane Rachmaninov. Who’d a thunk? | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
1313 | Don't worry, honey. I'm going to give them only one star for delivery. | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
1314 | The piano brought down the house, I see. | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1315 | I think the luxury airliners are cutting back. | 1.2822 | 0.04565 | 163 | 128 | 24 | 11 |
1316 | Well, I guess we faced the music | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
1317 | Grand, simply grand.. | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
1318 | Sometimes you have to be careful of what you wish for | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1319 | I told you not to say Beethoven's better than Chopin out loud. | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
1320 | In hindsight, my prayer for help finding the keys could have been more specific. | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
1321 | An upright would've made more sense. | 1.2822 | 0.03844 | 163 | 126 | 32 | 5 |
1322 | It is why angels should stick to harps. | 1.2822 | 0.04036 | 163 | 122 | 36 | 5 |
1323 | Step back, here comes the cellist! | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1324 | Time to face the music, Max. | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
1325 | Which key for the front door? | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
1326 | I wondered why it said "Free Shipping". | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 126 | 30 | 7 |
1327 | Looks like we have A major problem: we lost the key to the flat! | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1328 | I agree, drop ship was the wrong option to have picked | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1329 | I wonder how big his pianist is | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
1330 | I call it "Requiem in b flat." | 1.2822 | 0.04647 | 163 | 129 | 22 | 12 |
1331 | Evidently, these drone deliveries have grown beyond their capabilities. | 1.2822 | 0.04728 | 163 | 130 | 20 | 13 |
1332 | I told you I heard music | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1333 | I heard a terrible roar, the first three measures of Grieg's Concerto in A Minor, and just made it to the back door. | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 130 | 22 | 11 |
1334 | Well, so much for Feng shui. | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
1335 | So I said to Gulliver play me something striking | 1.2822 | 0.04647 | 163 | 129 | 22 | 12 |
1336 | Is this what you'd call a music “download”? | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1337 | It’s a hit! | 1.2822 | 0.03794 | 163 | 127 | 29 | 7 |
1338 | Of all the Steinways in all the airplanes in all the world, it falls into ours." | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1339 | And somehow it spared your banjo. | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
1340 | I'm worried it's out of tune now. | 1.2822 | 0.03941 | 163 | 121 | 38 | 4 |
1341 | Apparently He got fed up with practicing, too. | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
1342 | Well, that speaker at the Republican convention did warn us. | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1343 | and thats why you should tip the moving company guys | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 128 | 26 | 9 |
1344 | Grand Finale you say? | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1345 | Now our grand piano insurance will really go through the roof | 1.2822 | 0.04565 | 163 | 128 | 24 | 11 |
1346 | I feel like we should have seen this coming. | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
1347 | But this one has a finished basement. | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1348 | I'm pretty sure I ordered a *baby* grand. | 1.2821 | 0.04795 | 156 | 124 | 20 | 12 |
1349 | They could have at least dropped us a note. | 1.2821 | 0.04708 | 156 | 123 | 22 | 11 |
1350 | Derecho in F major | 1.2821 | 0.04197 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
1351 | I told him I thought a drone delivery wasn’t a good idea. | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
1352 | They listed it as a split level. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1353 | I feel a song coming on... | 1.2814 | 0.04404 | 167 | 130 | 27 | 10 |
1354 | Looks like the Steinways are moving in. | 1.2814 | 0.04404 | 167 | 130 | 27 | 10 |
1355 | We should have sprung for a piano mover. | 1.2814 | 0.03882 | 167 | 124 | 39 | 4 |
1356 | Drone delivery still has some kinks. | 1.2814 | 0.04237 | 167 | 128 | 31 | 8 |
1357 | Isn't life grand? | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
1358 | Way to bring down the House... | 1.2805 | 0.03571 | 164 | 126 | 33 | 5 |
1359 | That is not good feng shui. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1360 | That genie was hard of hearing. I wished for PENNIES from heaven! | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
1361 | I heard that one coming | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1362 | No, no. Definitely A-flat MAJOR. | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
1363 | Apparently I accepted that it would be delivered via drop shopping. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1364 | Well this really strikes a chord | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1365 | I was sure taking the door off was the answer. | 1.2805 | 0.04540 | 164 | 129 | 24 | 11 |
1366 | Hope Dorothy & Toto got out..... | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1367 | Well, he did say that his performance would bring down the house. | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1368 | I've heard of bringing the house down, but I never expected this! | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1369 | At least it didn't land on a wicked witch. | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1370 | Now that’s what I call piano forte! | 1.2805 | 0.04329 | 164 | 129 | 25 | 10 |
1371 | "Last notes I heard, before it hit, sounded like 'Somewhere, over the rainbow'"! | 1.2805 | 0.04540 | 164 | 129 | 24 | 11 |
1372 | Apparently the pilot heard "Jettison the fugue". | 1.2805 | 0.04540 | 164 | 129 | 24 | 11 |
1373 | It's hurricane season. Last year it was a cow. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
1374 | I've heard of Air Guitar, but this is a first for Air Piano! | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1375 | I thought this happened only in cartoons | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1376 | Hum, would this be accidental? | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1377 | Maybe delivery by drone wasn't such a good idea after all. | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
1378 | Insurance says we're only covered in the event of organs and harpsichords. | 1.2805 | 0.04015 | 164 | 123 | 36 | 5 |
1379 | Well, they did say Ted always brought the house down with his piano performances. | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
1380 | It's your turn. I had to tell Elton the last time this happened. | 1.2805 | 0.03968 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1381 | I’m kind of happy that we didn’t paint the bathroom. | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1382 | Diminuendo, don’t you think? | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
1383 | They don't quite have drone delivery nailed yet. | 1.2805 | 0.04015 | 164 | 123 | 36 | 5 |
1384 | I still think bigger is better | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1385 | Fuge this | 1.2805 | 0.03968 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1386 | Is there a wireless version? | 1.2805 | 0.04935 | 164 | 134 | 14 | 16 |
1387 | Well, that didn’t go as planned. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1388 | It’s going to need re-tuning. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1389 | I should have been more precise when I told them to send the house keys. | 1.2805 | 0.03465 | 164 | 125 | 35 | 4 |
1390 | The piano has been drinking; not me. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1391 | I asked for Stucco not Staccato! | 1.2805 | 0.04015 | 164 | 123 | 36 | 5 |
1392 | I have to say, genie, that your shipping service leaves to be desired. | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
1393 | Those drone deliveries need a little work. | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
1394 | On second thought, you can keep the house. | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
1395 | No, I specifically requested a giant organ. | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
1396 | President Trump just tweeted that without him, the pianos would have been a lot bigger. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1397 | Why did I buy the house? Well what’s the chance of that happening again? | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1398 | Well it’s a grand gesture, I’ll give God that. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
1399 | 2020’s Magnum Opus | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1400 | Unfortunately our insurance only covers damages caused by anvils. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1401 | They said that there was only a 0.41% chance. Yes dear, but this is 2020. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
1402 | Well, on the plus side we have a piano now | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1403 | I chose “surprise me” for demolition methods.. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1404 | I told you a sequel to"Fiddler on the Roof" wouldn't work... | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
1405 | That's odd. It sounded just like a freight train. | 1.2795 | 0.04153 | 161 | 122 | 33 | 6 |
1406 | Well, I guess we don’t have to worry about paying the babysitter. | 1.2788 | 0.04597 | 165 | 131 | 22 | 12 |
1407 | Okay, you're right, a keyboard would have been a better choice. | 1.2788 | 0.04086 | 165 | 125 | 34 | 6 |
1408 | That's what I call "bringing the house down" | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
1409 | Still think my insurance guy sold us a policy we didn’t need? | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1410 | 'The only occupant was the owner, a mister Wile E. Coyote.' | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 9 |
1411 | See? That right there is exactly why ya don't buy a house next to a music school on tornado row. | 1.2778 | 0.04571 | 162 | 128 | 23 | 11 |
1412 | Terrible what the storm did to the Keys | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1413 | Aw Man, my banjo was in there | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1414 | Ironically, it sounded like a beautiful B flat when it hit. | 1.2778 | 0.04222 | 162 | 124 | 31 | 7 |
1415 | You said B♭, right? | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
1416 | I KNEW we should never have put Trump in charge of pianos. | 1.2778 | 0.04571 | 162 | 128 | 23 | 11 |
1417 | And you told me it was stupid to insure against acts of God. | 1.2778 | 0.04131 | 162 | 123 | 33 | 6 |
1418 | I don't think our insurance covers 'Acts of Beethoven' | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1419 | Who did you hire to move it, Laurel and Hardy? | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1420 | Not quite what I meant when I asked you to drop off the house keys.. | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1421 | 2020 season finale. | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1422 | This morning our house was upright, now we have a Grand. | 1.2778 | 0.04222 | 162 | 124 | 31 | 7 |
1423 | What pandemic? | 1.2778 | 0.04131 | 162 | 123 | 33 | 6 |
1424 | Are you sure that’s our piano? | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1425 | I’ve heard about the power of music before, but nothing like this. | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1426 | I thought Jim Cantore said it was going to rain cats and dogs. | 1.2778 | 0.04222 | 162 | 124 | 31 | 7 |
1427 | Amazon needs to perfect it's drone delivery. | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
1428 | That's a pianoforte. Apparently, there is a difference. | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1429 | Don’t even think of playing your World’s Smallest Violin this time. | 1.2778 | 0.04654 | 162 | 129 | 21 | 12 |
1430 | Hmmm ... I owe you $10 | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1431 | ...So powerful. It really brought down the house... | 1.2778 | 0.04131 | 162 | 123 | 33 | 6 |
1432 | Well, that is just grand, isn't it? | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1433 | I've always heard you need specialized piano movers. An expensive lesson learned. | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1434 | A devastating coda.” | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
1435 | The house looked bigger on-line. | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
1436 | Ugh, it's flat | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1437 | Oh yeah? Well maybe the house was too small! | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1438 | They don't make beanstalks like they used to. | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
1439 | That's a BIG baby. | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
1440 | Beethoven's Tenth. | 1.2767 | 0.04317 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1441 | This is WAY more than I expected from Hurricane Gershwin | 1.2767 | 0.04629 | 159 | 126 | 22 | 11 |
1442 | .....And you had to say what else could happen in 2020 ?? | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1443 | Honey, I still say you have the biggest organ on the block. | 1.2767 | 0.04798 | 159 | 128 | 18 | 13 |
1444 | - Well, isn't that great?! - No, I think it's grand. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1445 | Still mad I didn't get around to replacing the roof tiles? | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1446 | You call the realtor, I'll call the piano tuner. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1447 | More of a 'crash'endo I guess. | 1.2767 | 0.04798 | 159 | 128 | 18 | 13 |
1448 | Still need to work out some kinks in delivery by drone. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1449 | The Florida Keys | 1.2767 | 0.04629 | 159 | 126 | 22 | 11 |
1450 | You can't blame God. I never much liked piano practice either. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1451 | That was some crescendo | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 7 |
1452 | I miss the old days when angels just played harps | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
1453 | Sure, grands sound better, but an electronic keyboard would have only taken out the front door. | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
1454 | Moving performance---but too many dropped notes. | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
1455 | What did we ever do to Liberace? | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1456 | Oh my heavens, banging the first four notes of Beethoven’s Fifth would do it! | 1.2767 | 0.04714 | 159 | 127 | 20 | 12 |
1457 | Wow! Music really did bring the house down! | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1458 | I guess I should have told the movers to check the fit before putting it in the living room. | 1.2767 | 0.04880 | 159 | 129 | 16 | 14 |
1459 | That’s some piano forte. | 1.2767 | 0.04629 | 159 | 126 | 22 | 11 |
1460 | It has a grand entrance, but the place is a wreck. | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
1461 | It's B Flat Major | 1.2767 | 0.04629 | 159 | 126 | 22 | 11 |
1462 | I’m thinking “more cowbell…” | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1463 | There must be a lesson in this. | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
1464 | I told you the piece had a big finish. | 1.2767 | 0.04177 | 159 | 121 | 32 | 6 |
1465 | I knew I left something on the stove. | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1466 | Just because he slapped the name "innovative" on it didn't mean it would fly | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1467 | I think Beethoven took the advice to "rollover". | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1468 | Well, you did tell them to put it anywhere. | 1.2767 | 0.04177 | 159 | 121 | 32 | 6 |
1469 | It’s as good a metaphor as any. | 1.2767 | 0.04080 | 159 | 120 | 34 | 5 |
1470 | I told you it was only a matter of time until ‘free delivery’ lost quality control. | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1471 | Looks like our home gonna b-flat | 1.2767 | 0.04798 | 159 | 128 | 18 | 13 |
1472 | I’ve heard they rarely strike the same place twice | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
1473 | I told you something horrible would happen if you didn't forward that chain of emails | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
1474 | When they said they were going to “drop us a note” I didn’t expect the whole scale. | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 126 | 25 | 8 |
1475 | I told the stork it would be grand if we had a Baby! | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1476 | Honey, we’re in treble. | 1.2761 | 0.04546 | 163 | 129 | 23 | 11 |
1477 | They're only asking a song for this fixer upper! | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
1478 | See, I told you that it would fit. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1479 | Grand Opening | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 125 | 27 | 8 |
1480 | If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't have them drop-ship it. | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
1481 | Needs tuning | 1.2750 | 0.04603 | 160 | 127 | 22 | 11 |
1482 | Well, they promised free delivery. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1483 | Newly Liszt-ed real estate | 1.2750 | 0.04429 | 160 | 125 | 26 | 9 |
1484 | They said, "Bring the house down." So I did. | 1.2750 | 0.04429 | 160 | 125 | 26 | 9 |
1485 | Now that's what we call a 2020 Grand Slam! | 1.2750 | 0.04603 | 160 | 127 | 22 | 11 |
1486 | B-flat. Definitely, B-flat. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1487 | You said you wanted to learn the piano, Phil. I would consider this a sign. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1488 | On the bright side, they did yell to look out below. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1489 | Tell Elton that Rocket Man routine is wearing thin. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1490 | All I remember hearing was a crash, followed by a very dissonant chord. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1491 | Somehow, "goodness, gracious" just doesn't get at the severity of the situation. | 1.2750 | 0.04429 | 160 | 125 | 26 | 9 |
1492 | I think that was scored as a descending glissando followed by a crash | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
1493 | I objected to the delivery charges so they said it would be on the house. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1494 | Well I guess that Wile E. always warned us up that this could happen | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1495 | You’re in big treble | 1.2750 | 0.04429 | 160 | 125 | 26 | 9 |
1496 | That’s what we get for buying a house in 2020. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1497 | Music, it transcends boundaries | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
1498 | Well, they do say, "Architecture is music frozen in time." | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1499 | I have a feeling Dorothy isn't in Carnegie Hall anymore. | 1.2739 | 0.04053 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1500 | It's ornamental. I can't actually play. | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
1501 | Well, so much for the wicked pianist of the west. | 1.2739 | 0.04748 | 157 | 126 | 19 | 12 |
1502 | Did you measure in feet or centimeters? | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1503 | And not a cloud in the sky. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
1504 | I guess when you're talking about pianists, size does matter. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1505 | I left my phone inside. | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
1506 | It's listed as "classical period architecture." | 1.2739 | 0.04748 | 157 | 126 | 19 | 12 |
1507 | And on that note, 2020 makes an early fall appearance. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
1508 | When I ordered cut-rate air delivery, I should have read the fine print. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
1509 | Whatever, but I still don't think it's a baby grand. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
1510 | Isn’t it just grand? | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
1511 | We could dwell on this forever! But does there really have to be an explanation? | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
1512 | That last number really brought the house down. | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
1513 | I asked God for a sign if I should follow my dream of becoming a concert pianist | 1.2739 | 0.04662 | 157 | 125 | 21 | 11 |
1514 | They did say he’d bring the house down. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
1515 | NO!! I said "FIDDLER" on the roof. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
1516 | I had a feeling drone delivery was a bad idea. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1517 | You never think a piano's gonna fall out of the sky, yet here we are. | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
1518 | Was the overnight delivery extra? | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1519 | Now that's something you don't see every day. | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
1520 | They've got a few links to work out on this "drone delivery"idea. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1521 | Well, they said we were getting the keys today. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1522 | What would happen if a piano landed on your house? It would B-flat. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1523 | Don't worry, honey, some day it will just disappear. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1524 | Talk about bringing down the house! | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
1525 | I’m happy we survived, but mostly just shocked we slept through that.” | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
1526 | Huh, guess you were right. It does make the space feel smaller. | 1.2739 | 0.04662 | 157 | 125 | 21 | 11 |
1527 | Unfortunately, ma’am, your policy only covers anvils and pre-existing pianos. | 1.2739 | 0.04662 | 157 | 125 | 21 | 11 |
1528 | Which one of the kids ordered a piano without our permission? | 1.2739 | 0.03683 | 157 | 126 | 25 | 6 |
1529 | At least I kept the receipt ! | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
1530 | Well of course this happens the day I get it tuned. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
1531 | This delivery better be on the house! | 1.2739 | 0.04002 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1532 | And to think, it all started when the old witch swallowed the fly. | 1.2733 | 0.03578 | 161 | 125 | 31 | 5 |
1533 | When I asked for a sign, I was thinking more flickering light bulb. | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
1534 | Should we call FEMA or the NEA? | 1.2727 | 0.04632 | 154 | 122 | 22 | 10 |
1535 | Amazing that none of the keys fits the door. | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 154 | 123 | 20 | 11 |
1536 | Black keys matter. | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1537 | I thought this only happened in 'The New Yorker.' | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1538 | Location,location,location! | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
1539 | do re me fe ma | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 154 | 123 | 20 | 11 |
1540 | drone deliver fail | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
1541 | I TOLD Jack, “Don’t climb that beanstalk! You’ll upset the giant!” | 1.2727 | 0.04632 | 154 | 122 | 22 | 10 |
1542 | Just yesterday I was thinking that this probably wouldn't happen. | 1.2727 | 0.04199 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1543 | Jeesh!! I thought locusts would be next. | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
1544 | I told you not to move to the slapstick neighborhood! | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1545 | This is not really what I meant when I asked you to drop off the keys. | 1.2727 | 0.04985 | 154 | 126 | 14 | 14 |
1546 | Now I'll have to tune it all over again. | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1547 | It went from C major to Richter. | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
1548 | We could pick up this place for a song. | 1.2727 | 0.04249 | 154 | 118 | 30 | 6 |
1549 | Maybe they should rethink the Steinway delivery drone. | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1550 | Crashendo or diminuendo? | 1.2727 | 0.04632 | 154 | 122 | 22 | 10 |
1551 | It brought the house down. | 1.2727 | 0.04249 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1552 | that rocking robin in the treetops stuff has to stop. | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
1553 | I bet you we can get this place for a song. | 1.2727 | 0.04632 | 154 | 122 | 22 | 10 |
1554 | ... and they delivered it to the wrong address! | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1555 | Looks like it brought the house down. | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
1556 | And this is the childhood home of John Cage. | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1557 | Maybe too pianissimo? | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1558 | What’s next? Locusts? | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
1559 | Hurricane Chopin was everything I expected. | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
1560 | Note taken. | 1.2727 | 0.04632 | 154 | 122 | 22 | 10 |
1561 | That’s what he gets for writing a bad review. | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
1562 | I told you it was gonna be too big for the house. | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
1563 | I know I said 'overnight delivery' and not 'overhead delivery'! | 1.2722 | 0.04273 | 158 | 122 | 29 | 7 |
1564 | Bet they didn’t see that coming. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
1565 | I never really trusted cloud storage... | 1.2722 | 0.04635 | 158 | 126 | 21 | 11 |
1566 | I told you we should’ve gotten an upright. | 1.2722 | 0.03980 | 158 | 119 | 35 | 4 |
1567 | 'fixer-upper' might be an over-sell | 1.2722 | 0.04635 | 158 | 126 | 21 | 11 |
1568 | How are we going to flip it now? | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1569 | I really wish they would stop counting the holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. | 1.2710 | 0.04513 | 155 | 122 | 24 | 9 |
1570 | It's a bit late now to question the efficacy of having our Bosendorfer Imperial Concert Grand delivered by drone... | 1.2710 | 0.04323 | 155 | 120 | 28 | 7 |
1571 | I think we should send it back. It’s damaged. | 1.2710 | 0.04323 | 155 | 120 | 28 | 7 |
1572 | How can they afford a Steinway? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1573 | And that's why they call it a pianoforte. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1574 | Do you think there is an angel sitting on a piano bench feeling really sheepish right now?" | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
1575 | So this is what a hurricane is like in the Keys. | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
1576 | And on top of everything else, they forgot to include the bench | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1577 | A Concert Grand just wouldn't do, oh no you just had to "Super Size" it didn't you? | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1578 | I always did want to replace that door.... | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
1579 | His playing certainly brought down the house. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1580 | This is why we moved out of the city in the first place! | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1581 | This is the kind of thing I thought we left in the city. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1582 | It happened right after that little bird ran by. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1583 | At least the piano was insured. | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1584 | I guess we went a little too grand | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1585 | The cause of the crash was an instrument failure on takeoff. | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1586 | I really would have expected a harp or a lyre | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1587 | I thought we ordered the upright? | 1.2697 | 0.04119 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1588 | Well. Now that that's installed, we should discuss WiFi. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1589 | Our insurance agent says we're covered for baby grands but unfortunately not for concert grands. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1590 | Don't even say it, Susan. You were right, we should have listened to that damn realtor when she warned us this might happen if we bought the house in between the coyote and roadrunner | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1591 | Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse... | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1592 | I was afraid something like this would happen when Roadrunner moved next door! | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1593 | Well that is a grand way to end 2020. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1594 | You were right, it is a little too big. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1595 | This one's on the house. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1596 | We’ll have to get it tuned again. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1597 | The real estate agent had a surprisingly perfect pitch. | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1598 | There was a one percent chance of piano precipitation today. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1599 | I believe the correct musical term is crescendo | 1.2697 | 0.03957 | 152 | 114 | 35 | 3 |
1600 | And everyone thought he just raised beans. But who knew Jack played the piano? | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1601 | Say what you want, but nothing sounds like Steinway. | 1.2697 | 0.03902 | 152 | 121 | 24 | 7 |
1602 | It has 88 keys, but none of them opened the front door. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1603 | I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1604 | Frankly, I prefer cats and dogs | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1605 | Well now, ain't THAT grand. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1606 | Good heavens! Don’t they like Chopin up there? | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1607 | Don't worry" the real estate agent said. "The Gullivers will make great neighbors" | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1608 | Now that’s a grand entrance if I’ve ever seen one! | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1609 | We just asked their kid to stop practicing! | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1610 | You're more likely to be struck by lightning | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1611 | You know, Jerry Lee Lewis lived upstairs | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
1612 | This is what I get for dropping my Prime membership. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1613 | Well, this is grand. | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
1614 | We'll definitely have to get it tuned. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1615 | That's what I call a crashing crescendo! | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1616 | Good thing we only ordered a baby Grand | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1617 | Funny. It sounded just like a b-flat when it hit. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1618 | Piano, forte; house, not so much. | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1619 | I guess having a rooftop concert wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1620 | Good thing it was only a baby grand | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1621 | Wow, that's a concert that brought down the house! | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 121 | 23 | 8 |
1622 | Maybe we should have gone with the fiddler. | 1.2697 | 0.04066 | 152 | 115 | 33 | 4 |
1623 | Yeah, that performance definitely brought the house down. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1624 | Well, we always wanted a grand entrance. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1625 | * Not to scale. | 1.2697 | 0.04665 | 152 | 121 | 21 | 10 |
1626 | The Hendersons always need to flaunt it. | 1.2697 | 0.04757 | 152 | 122 | 19 | 11 |
1627 | They have seen a thing or two. We are covered. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1628 | Oh great! I just fixed those steps | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1629 | I told you it was building to a crescendo. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1630 | Damn, and we just had the house tuned! | 1.2697 | 0.04223 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1631 | I know I shouldn’t have, but the movers said that tipping was mandatory.” | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1632 | Is it just me or is the scale a bit off? | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1633 | Just our luck, a concert grand. The one instrument we're not covered for. | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1634 | First we have COVID-19, then killer hornets 🐝 and then hurricanes and now flying pianos???? 🎹 | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1635 | I just love this artist’s stuff, what’s this piece called?” “2020: It Could Be Worse | 1.2697 | 0.04325 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
1636 | Remember when I said that moving into giant country wasn't a good idea? | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1637 | We should have chosen contactless delivery | 1.2697 | 0.04848 | 152 | 123 | 17 | 12 |
1638 | The housing market has been ruined by financial instruments | 1.2697 | 0.04757 | 152 | 122 | 19 | 11 |
1639 | ‘Ya know- 2020...what do you expect at this point | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
1640 | I think I left my keys on the counter | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1641 | I think we're out of tune with climate change. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1642 | I didn’t order it. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1643 | This looks like a bad case of pianist envy. | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
1644 | How much does a Steinway? | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
1645 | I don't see a bench. | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
1646 | You know the insurance company's gonna to try to call this an Act of God. | 1.2680 | 0.04729 | 153 | 123 | 19 | 11 |
1647 | Well, that sounded a wrong note! | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1648 | Wasn't a typo. Truly is a dramatic Liszting. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1649 | It’s a rare Andrew Frank Lloyd Webber Wright house. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1650 | I know you can play Chopsticks, Dave. Now is not the time. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1651 | Aaaand here's our 2020 grand finale. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1652 | A good arguement to let angels only play the harp. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1653 | It’s early Frank Gehry. | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
1654 | So this is 2020’s version of a performance “bringing the house down”. | 1.2680 | 0.04043 | 153 | 116 | 33 | 4 |
1655 | Well, they said free delivery | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1656 | This seems right on key for 2020. | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1657 | Anyway you slice it, that's one gigantic piano. | 1.2667 | 0.04792 | 150 | 121 | 18 | 11 |
1658 | I keep expecting a gigantic Liberace to follow. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1659 | That is a crashendo | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1660 | Well, the finale certainly brought down the house. | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1661 | If it's a Steinway we may come out ahead. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1662 | I told you to get a smaller piano or have a bigger house. | 1.2667 | 0.03684 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1663 | He did it. He brought down the house. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1664 | Well, that gives new meaning to "swan song'. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1665 | Maybe delivery by drone wasn't the best choice. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1666 | What a grand finale this is Ollie! | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1667 | On a lighter note... | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1668 | We should have made him take up the harmonica. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1669 | Oh, this is just cartoonish | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1670 | Tropical Storm Bosendorfer, you say? | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1671 | Definitely not Liberace. Looks more like a Billy Joel piece. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
1672 | My luck...I just signed up for violin lessons. | 1.2667 | 0.03684 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1673 | What time is the bench being delivered? | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
1674 | He did mention that the spare keys were on the front porch. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1675 | They should have stayed with the virtual concert." | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1676 | Music was a big part of their life. | 1.2667 | 0.04792 | 150 | 121 | 18 | 11 |
1677 | What a great performance – he brought the house down! | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
1678 | Unduly noted | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1679 | Live next to Elton John they said. It will be fun they said. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1680 | I thought Jerry Lee Lewis had retired. | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1681 | Is this climate change? | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1682 | Somebody’s not making it to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
1683 | Don't mess with the harpist's union. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1684 | That's not exactly what I meant by "Ending on a good note." | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1685 | It was free 2-day shipping! | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1686 | I thought they only used harps up there! | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1687 | ``I'm sorry. Without drums and a bass, it's a tear down.'' | 1.2667 | 0.04698 | 150 | 120 | 20 | 10 |
1688 | These go to 11. | 1.2667 | 0.04698 | 150 | 120 | 20 | 10 |
1689 | Huh, you're right, it doesn't fit in the living room. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1690 | Not bad for 2020. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1691 | There's always a risk with flying arpeggios. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1692 | I told you the last movement always brings down the house. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1693 | You should not have made him practice | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
1694 | Maybe you were right. The second floor piano lounge wasn't s a great idea. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
1695 | I liked it better when it was raining men. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1696 | I think it’s time to begin the beguine. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1697 | Is that the new set of keys you ordered? | 1.2653 | 0.04189 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1698 | I told you I heard something last night. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
1699 | The critics will probably say it was a smashing debut. | 1.2653 | 0.04858 | 147 | 119 | 17 | 11 |
1700 | On the bright side, we have been paying for falling-piano insurance for years. | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
1701 | Let's not ask if his recital went well. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1702 | The insurance company says it’s only minor damage. | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
1703 | Not so grand now! | 1.2653 | 0.05046 | 147 | 121 | 13 | 13 |
1704 | It looked smaller when I ordered it. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
1705 | The good news is we insured our piano. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
1706 | It’s my new piece ‘Concerto in A Major Insurance Claim’. | 1.2653 | 0.04761 | 147 | 118 | 19 | 10 |
1707 | Well, I always wanted someone to say my music brought down the house. | 1.2653 | 0.04076 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1708 | At this scale, you’re going to see major destruction. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1709 | It's not so grand anymore! | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1710 | Funny, we didn't see that coming. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1711 | Do you still think climate change is a hoax? | 1.2653 | 0.04858 | 147 | 119 | 17 | 11 |
1712 | Usually, I hate to miss the grand finale. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
1713 | Let’s face it, darling. This isn’t our forte. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1714 | So that's what the sound of silence looks like | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
1715 | Need to study from home? Subscribe to our online music lessons and we'll throw in a piano. Absolutely free. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1716 | Happy six month quarantine-versary, honey. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1717 | Climate change. Huh. | 1.2649 | 0.04327 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1718 | This is the work of Satan. God would have delivered a fully functional piano. | 1.2649 | 0.04009 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1719 | Let's use these movers" you said. "What could go wrong? | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1720 | At least I found my keys. | 1.2635 | 0.04732 | 148 | 119 | 19 | 10 |
1721 | Streaming music from the Cloud seems to have some downsides. | 1.2635 | 0.04534 | 148 | 117 | 23 | 8 |
1722 | Does our policy cover an act of Bach? | 1.2635 | 0.04534 | 148 | 122 | 17 | 9 |
1723 | Normally I'd say that this only happens in movies, but it's just not the year. | 1.2635 | 0.04326 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
1724 | Looks like it's going to be "The Unfinished Symphony" for a long time. | 1.2635 | 0.04634 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
1725 | Whoops, delivery problem! Billy Joel is at 335 Elm Street. | 1.2635 | 0.04431 | 148 | 116 | 25 | 7 |
1726 | Well, in the grand scheme of things... | 1.2635 | 0.04534 | 148 | 117 | 23 | 8 |
1727 | It’s jazz piano, it’s supposed to sound like that. | 1.2635 | 0.04052 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
1728 | Huh. I was expecting an asteroid. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
1729 | I shouldn't have written that bad review of the concert. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1730 | We have insurance for this right? | 1.2621 | 0.03793 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1731 | You think they'd mind if I played Chopsticks? | 1.2621 | 0.04593 | 145 | 115 | 22 | 8 |
1732 | Our feud with the Steinways has gotten out of hand. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1733 | At this point, I was almost expecting it. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1734 | Do you think we still need to tip the movers? | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1735 | Our kid is playing piccolo. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
1736 | ...the Coda and Finale of his Election Sonata in B Flat Major. | 1.2621 | 0.04324 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1737 | Wow, they really brought the house down. | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
1738 | I never really understood John Cage. | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
1739 | I guess Amazon Prime still has some work to do. | 1.2621 | 0.04593 | 145 | 115 | 22 | 8 |
1740 | Must be nice when you can afford to drop a grand on your roofing. | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
1741 | You promised me I would ‘love’ the John Cage meets Frank Gehry remodel | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1742 | 2020 final chord | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
1743 | Oops, too big. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1744 | John always said is was either his way or the Steinway. | 1.2606 | 0.04654 | 142 | 113 | 21 | 8 |
1745 | What do you want to do for lunch? | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 8 |
1746 | So this must be Wile E Coyote’s house. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
1747 | The ending really brought down the house. | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
1748 | Better check the exclusions in our policy. | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
1749 | My first grand slam! | 1.2606 | 0.04965 | 142 | 116 | 15 | 11 |
1750 | I heard the pianist could bring down the house. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1751 | I think it's got to be intentional. See that chair? There's no way it would have like..."bounced" up and landed in the window that way. I think it's some sort of art piece. | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1752 | I never knew “acts of God” came with an accompaniment. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1753 | They said it would just B Minor renovations, but I C Major changes to the architectural design. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1754 | We needed a bigger home anyway. | 1.2603 | 0.05056 | 146 | 121 | 12 | 13 |
1755 | It rained Bachs and Mozarts Last night. | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1756 | Insurer said they won’t cover it. Apparently it’s considered an ‘Act of Bach’. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1757 | And you thought living beside Billy Joel would bring our property value up... | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1758 | Glad you made me go for a walk. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1759 | Given our kid was inside, we now have A-flat minor. | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1760 | That must have been quite a concert. | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1761 | From Liza’s cabaret show. Why? | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1762 | This is my latest project: it's John Cage meets Frank Gehry meets Wile E. Coyote. | 1.2587 | 0.04730 | 143 | 115 | 19 | 9 |
1763 | No Taylor, I’m not at all surprised. After learning that Kanye bought the old Liberace plane, we should have expected it. | 1.2587 | 0.04177 | 143 | 110 | 29 | 4 |
1764 | This isn’t what I meant when I asked the realtor to drop off an extra set of keys. | 1.2587 | 0.04057 | 143 | 109 | 31 | 3 |
1765 | Asteroids are so cultured these days | 1.2587 | 0.04350 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1766 | I could have sworn it would fit. My bad. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1767 | And the FEMA maps said we weren't in a piano-prone area! | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1768 | COVID19, racial profiling, climate change, .....Why not a giant Baby Grand piano? | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1769 | I just said, "I forgot my keys." | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
1770 | I think that it’s going to need tuning. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1771 | Definitely F Major. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1772 | Where does the time go? It started as a baby grand. | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1773 | I guess they be having a Funeral in B-Minor. | 1.2587 | 0.04833 | 143 | 116 | 17 | 10 |
1774 | Hell of a crescendo.... | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1775 | This reminds me of an old Yiddish curse my grandfather used to use. | 1.2587 | 0.03807 | 143 | 107 | 35 | 1 |
1776 | We will retune. | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1777 | Holy Stravinsky!!! | 1.2587 | 0.04934 | 143 | 117 | 15 | 11 |
1778 | Oh look, our own personal House of Blues... | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1779 | Please look up and tell me the concert hall is not coming next. | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1780 | This week on Househunters: she wants a 2 bedroom cottage, he wants a giant piano. Can their real estate agent find a house they can compromise on? | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1781 | There's nothing like a vintage Steinway to bring down the house. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1782 | So it wasn't Clapton, but Elton John, who was God | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1783 | We should probably scale it down. | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
1784 | I see Amazon is testing its drone delivery service again. | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1785 | Huh, I always thought they played harps. | 1.2587 | 0.04934 | 143 | 117 | 15 | 11 |
1786 | I guess we didn't have to be so worried about leaving the stove on | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1787 | I've heard of bringing the house down, but this is ridiculous | 1.2587 | 0.04177 | 143 | 110 | 29 | 4 |
1788 | Too bad the insurance only covers upright pianos | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1789 | I said, "A little more to MY right." | 1.2587 | 0.04177 | 143 | 115 | 23 | 5 |
1790 | When I was six, I ended my lessons by throwing my chair across the room | 1.2587 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1791 | Well, Carol, you always dreamed of owning a Steinway. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1792 | ‘This’ll show that Old Lady who lives in the shoe.’ | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1793 | It’s a slippery slope once you take away single-family zoning | 1.2587 | 0.04833 | 143 | 116 | 17 | 10 |
1794 | Steinway residence? | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1795 | I'd say that last piece really brought the house down. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1796 | Now THAT 'S a Grand finale. | 1.2571 | 0.04795 | 140 | 113 | 18 | 9 |
1797 | His playing brought down the house. | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1798 | That's gonna be a bitch to tune... | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1799 | Life could not get any grander. | 1.2571 | 0.04576 | 140 | 111 | 22 | 7 |
1800 | That's the most poorly tempered clavier I have ever seen. | 1.2571 | 0.05005 | 140 | 115 | 14 | 11 |
1801 | I should have insured it for a grand. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1802 | I kinda thought delivering pianos by drone was oversold. | 1.2571 | 0.04102 | 140 | 107 | 30 | 3 |
1803 | Is this similar to mic drop? | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1804 | Now THAT 's fortissimo! | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1805 | This is what happens when they name a hurricane "Steinway" | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1806 | Remember when you said falling-piano-trope insurance premiums were through the roof? | 1.2571 | 0.04795 | 140 | 113 | 18 | 9 |
1807 | The avant-garde sculpture earned praise for its commentary on post-suburban trends in childhood music education. | 1.2571 | 0.04576 | 140 | 111 | 22 | 7 |
1808 | I wish they'd stop naming hurricanes after composers. | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1809 | In hindsight, that ukelele was a good idea. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1810 | I don't like how the Steinways crash our parties. | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1811 | Who knew Amazon would deliver it by drone? | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1812 | I call it the Derecho Sonata. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1813 | At least the roadrunner got out okay. | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
1814 | Hold on, maybe it's not so bad from the back | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
1815 | I just asked Siri to play The Piano Man." | 1.2569 | 0.04596 | 144 | 115 | 21 | 8 |
1816 | She said cats and dogs. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
1817 | That concerto really brought down the house! | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
1818 | Don't you say "Ain't life grand!" Harold... | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
1819 | If you're thinking what I'm thinking, this is gonna be followed by a really big shoe. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
1820 | Well, you wanted a Steinway. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
1821 | At least now we're not obligated to see the show. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
1822 | I think we arrived too late to make a grand entrance. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
1823 | Well, the tritone cuts the house in half, but the dissonance highlights the tension between the elements. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
1824 | It's just a little flat. | 1.2553 | 0.04318 | 141 | 110 | 26 | 5 |
1825 | It's a 2020 thing. | 1.2553 | 0.04764 | 141 | 114 | 18 | 9 |
1826 | They said they tried the new Amazon drone service. | 1.2553 | 0.04434 | 141 | 111 | 24 | 6 |
1827 | Maybe the Post Office does need better funding. | 1.2553 | 0.04199 | 141 | 109 | 28 | 4 |
1828 | So is it Art or an Accident??? | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1829 | Drone delivery was half price | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1830 | The cat is dead. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1831 | Sometimes you just need a little push to move on | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1832 | Victor Borge went too far this time | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1833 | - Someone will have to pay. - Well, duh. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1834 | What's the harm in getting a pet coyote?" Now we know | 1.2536 | 0.04939 | 138 | 113 | 15 | 10 |
1835 | You never said there would be consequences if we didn’t support the arts | 1.2536 | 0.04122 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
1836 | I hope the guy who lost this thing doesn't come by. | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1837 | There goes our deposit" | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
1838 | I TOLD you not to order an Acme piano. | 1.2536 | 0.04939 | 138 | 113 | 15 | 10 |
1839 | Go figure. Major damage in a minor key. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1840 | I guess the angels choir will be singing a capella today. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1841 | And we thought the 88 Steinway Close address was a GOOD omen. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1842 | Where's the bench? | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1843 | She did say she would bring the house down! | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1844 | We have to face the music and rebuild . | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1845 | Yes, but I distinctly remember telling you that this performance would ‘bring down the house.’ | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1846 | Dammit! Our deductible is a Grand. | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
1847 | This is a big fucking sign...time to move to Canada. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1848 | I heard his concert finale brought down the house | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1849 | 2020—Yeesh! | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1850 | How big was the stork delivering this baby grand? | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1851 | Wow! That's what I call a grand finale! | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1852 | ...and I just got it tuned. | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1853 | Should have gone with the baby grand. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1854 | Let's face it. It was either that or an anvil. | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
1855 | It turns out you were right to question the drone delivery option. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1856 | I never thought l'd see a Grand slam | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1857 | One does not very often see grand pianos in this neighbourhood. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1858 | When I told that decorator "We're thinking to drop a grand on it," I assumed he knew I was talking about a budget. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1859 | I’m afraid the adjuster may not see this as black and white. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1860 | That's the last time I write a bad review on one of his Chopin recitals. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1861 | They always said his playing would bring the house down someday | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
1862 | Wow, piano sales have really dropped! | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1863 | Rachmaninoff always brings the house down! | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1864 | In retrospect, I should've ordered the anvil. | 1.2536 | 0.04122 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1865 | I thought you meant something else when you said it would bring the house down. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1866 | I hear God got tired of hearing Liberaci play. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1867 | OK, but “house with grand piano” isn’t quite what I was expecting... | 1.2536 | 0.02920 | 138 | 113 | 21 | 4 |
1868 | We should probably move back before the bass drops. | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1869 | Keys to the house? Let's search the piano and call it a day. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1870 | I always thought the phrase was "manna from heaven". | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1871 | I guess God’s moved on from harps. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1872 | Still 2020. Shoulda seen that coming. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1873 | What do you expect when you register for one of those online piano crash courses? | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1874 | I guess Great Gramma Jean wasn’t fooling when she said they would drop off her Steinway Grand once she reached the Promised Land. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1875 | While I'm confident our insurance covers acts of God, I'm unsure about acts of Liberace. | 1.2536 | 0.04122 | 138 | 106 | 29 | 3 |
1876 | Told you I'd get it in. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1877 | That’s one forte piano! | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1878 | Looks like Beethoven brought down the house. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1879 | I heard that he told her 'It's either my way, or the Steinway.' | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
1880 | I didn't know it was going to be this grand. | 1.2536 | 0.05149 | 138 | 115 | 11 | 12 |
1881 | I dont know whether I should feel sorry for the piano or the house | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1882 | Tip jar, or a GoFundMe page? | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1883 | I guess God discovered the guitar. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1884 | I told you that it wouldn't fit. | 1.2536 | 0.04186 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1885 | They say the tornado passed through Julliard. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1886 | I've a right to think pianos can fly. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1887 | The anvil arrives next week. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1888 | Hopefully we're covered for lounge acts of God. | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1889 | I see what you mean... the performance DID bring down the house!" | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1890 | When I requested "Stormy Weather," this isn't exactly what I had in mind! | 1.2536 | 0.03992 | 138 | 108 | 27 | 3 |
1891 | When you said "crashendo" I thought I'd misheard you. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1892 | Well, if that’s not the “2020 Year in Review”, I don’t know what is.... | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1893 | I thought Steinway stopped making the mega-grand. | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1894 | Well, YOU shouldn't have mocked hurricane Wolfgang! | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1895 | Must be out of thunderbolts. | 1.2536 | 0.04939 | 138 | 113 | 15 | 10 |
1896 | Dear - is it the one you ordered? | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1897 | It gets worse. My agent tells me it's a act of God. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1898 | Well, that was hardly pianissimo. | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1899 | People should really read the disclaimer before selecting same day delivery. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1900 | I guess you could call it Rhapsody From the Blue. | 1.2536 | 0.04122 | 138 | 106 | 29 | 3 |
1901 | I really can't wait for 2020 to be hindsight. | 1.2536 | 0.04122 | 138 | 106 | 29 | 3 |
1902 | I think we should sue MIT. | 1.2536 | 0.05251 | 138 | 116 | 9 | 13 |
1903 | I believe that chord surpassed Sgt. Peppers by 8 seconds. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1904 | So, a fiddler on the roof just wasn't classy enough for you, was it? | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1905 | Based on our policy, I sure hope a piano was part of God's act | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1906 | Perhaps a tad too grand? | 1.2536 | 0.04186 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1907 | Are you sure you prayed for 'pennies' from Heaven? | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1908 | It’s just like in 1958 when Van Cliburn brought the house down! | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1909 | This is why you always check the dimensions before ordering online | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1910 | "That's our last drone delivery! | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1911 | That's the only drawback of Free Delivery. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1912 | I was afraid that door would probably have to come off. | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
1913 | Another tragic victim of Tropical Storm Liberace. | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1914 | This was not quite the housing crash I anticipated | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1915 | It’s almost January right? | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1916 | Well, the universe really wants me to take those lessons | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1917 | They were kind enough to throw in a grand piano for free | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1918 | I told you a violin would be better. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1919 | I told you there wasn’t room for a piano in the study | 1.2536 | 0.03343 | 138 | 108 | 28 | 2 |
1920 | I SUPPOSE NOW THE FIRST THING THE TUNER WILL ASK IS; "HAS THIS PIANO BEEN MOVED?" | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1921 | Maybe we should have measured first. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1922 | I told you not to tease that coyote! | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1923 | At least Amazon got it here on time | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1924 | Well, they said they'd drop the keys off. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1925 | I told you it would never hold a tune! | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1926 | You were right - we shouldn't have used a moving company with the motto "we'll make it fit" . | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1927 | The lady said she was buying a stairway to heaven, not a steinway. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1928 | I don't think the new Boeing piano bar is a good idea. | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1929 | Accidentals happen. | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1930 | I turned the house upside down looking for my keys. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1931 | Why is downsizing so difficult? | 1.2518 | 0.03695 | 139 | 109 | 29 | 1 |
1932 | The mls listing did say it has a grand entrance. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1933 | That was the music critic's house | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1934 | Now that’s what you call a grand entrance! | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1935 | And that's how they made the last chord of "A Day in the Life". | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1936 | Eighty-eight keys and it still couldn't get in any other way. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1937 | I'm just impressed Pachelbel's cannon has that kind of firepower. | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1938 | Wow! Now that's what I'd call a grand disaster! | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1939 | They asked to give them a 5-star rating for on-time delivery. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1940 | I think we only have percussion insurance. | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1941 | They were finally tired of Liberace up here. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1942 | Don’t forget to submit this to Home and Garden... | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1943 | No Karen, I don’t think we can conclude that this is caused by China without some hard evidence | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 112 | 21 | 6 |
1944 | Yes, but the location is key. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1945 | A few bugs to iron out before drone delivery really catches on. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1946 | Forecast says we’re due some church organs Tuesday.” | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1947 | Not your usual act of God. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
1948 | I thought this only happened in cartoons. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1949 | Another unfinished symphony, I guess | 1.2500 | 0.03870 | 136 | 110 | 22 | 4 |
1950 | The movers said they're not responsible. | 1.2500 | 0.04769 | 140 | 114 | 17 | 9 |
1951 | Apparently he said, “Hulk not like piano lessons.” | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1952 | So this is Amazon Instant delivery. | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1953 | Well, it IS 2020. . . | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1954 | Next time pray for a spare key, singular. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1955 | A-flat house! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1956 | I have to admit I did not believe the weather forecast. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1957 | I still think Falling Piano Insurance is a scam. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1958 | I think Amazon's drone delivery needs some fine tuning. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1959 | I thought we were hoping for a grandbaby, not a baby grand." | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1960 | Now that we have faced the music, let's dance. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1961 | See? That's why you need a conductor. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1962 | Remember that special insurance rider you asked me to cancel last month? | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1963 | Why would you buy a inflatable piano? | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1964 | Are you sure we aren't part of something much bigger than us? | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1965 | I wasn’t expecting the day the music died | 1.2500 | 0.03727 | 136 | 106 | 28 | 2 |
1966 | What the fuck? | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1967 | Sometimes "free home delivery" isn't a good choice. | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1968 | Well, he did say his performance was going to bring down the house. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1969 | The angels' concert brought down the house. | 1.2500 | 0.04459 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1970 | A Major disaster. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1971 | When they said the concert would bring down the house, I had no idea this is what they meant. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
1972 | You always said you wanted the house to look sharp. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1973 | Well,we got it in. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
1974 | I told you you couldn't just "eyeball" it, John. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1975 | I mean, we've always talked about pitching that idea for "This Old House: The Musical" | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1976 | It’s the best thing that’s happened to us this year | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1977 | We’re going to need a Major Lift. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1978 | Do you think the guy at Farmers Insurance has see this one? | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
1979 | The add said, “grand piano on the house” but this is ridiculous. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1980 | What do you get when you combine a hurricane with an outdoor pandemic concert? | 1.2500 | 0.04868 | 136 | 111 | 16 | 9 |
1981 | I don’t think any of these keys are going to work. | 1.2500 | 0.04978 | 136 | 112 | 14 | 10 |
1982 | Guess we should have selected no-contact delivery. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
1983 | Well, that’s a grand slam if ever I saw one. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1984 | Looks like Junior cracked my Amazon password. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1985 | Evidently Donald Trump was stealing the White House piano on Air Force One to pawn it. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1986 | First sharknados now this. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
1987 | Pretty clear that there are alternative universes--or this is just an art installation. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1988 | That sure is a big baby! | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1989 | It looked smaller in the picture. | 1.2500 | 0.04008 | 136 | 104 | 30 | 2 |
1990 | I always wanted a piano, but never expected such a grand windfall. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
1991 | Maybe Amazon wasn’t best for that item. | 1.2500 | 0.05086 | 136 | 113 | 12 | 11 |
1992 | Well, on the bright side, this will keep our minds off of current events for a while. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
1993 | I told you we didn't tip the movers enough. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1994 | Wow, a Grand Slam! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1995 | Well, we can throw away the keys. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1996 | They kept saying that Glen Gould was a giant, but who knew. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
1997 | It was a baby grand when they got it. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1998 | Amazon still hasn’t perfected its drone delivery system. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
1999 | Huh. So that's what the middle pedal does. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
2000 | I told you we'd be glad we got falling-piano-out-of-a-blue-sky insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
2001 | I told you not to mess with The Liberace Family! | 1.2500 | 0.04008 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2002 | Any sign of the ruby slippers? | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2003 | I have a sinking feeling our policy specifically excludes piano accidents. | 1.2500 | 0.04008 | 136 | 104 | 30 | 2 |
2004 | Remember when you said that if we didn't have music we'd have nothing? | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
2005 | I'll bet it was the Julliard crew. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
2006 | Fuck. Our home is ruined. | 1.2500 | 0.02712 | 136 | 116 | 14 | 6 |
2007 | I miss conventional warfare. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
2008 | This will set drone delivery back years. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
2009 | I'd like to see the enormous pianist. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
2010 | Dear, I think this is a new stage | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
2011 | Geez, what a heavy piece of music... | 1.2500 | 0.04979 | 140 | 116 | 13 | 11 |
2012 | Oh, 2020, did you have to end on a sour note? | 1.2500 | 0.04868 | 136 | 111 | 16 | 9 |
2013 | If 2020 was a piano | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
2014 | Why don’t you ever listen to me? | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
2015 | Well... Lets go get some breakfast. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
2016 | Saw that one coming... | 1.2500 | 0.04868 | 136 | 111 | 16 | 9 |
2017 | Free shipping with amazon prime. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
2018 | Oh look honey, we can live through music now. | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 111 | 18 | 7 |
2019 | The key to life is not to sweat the small stuff | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2020 | I guess God is having his own issues with 2020" | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
2021 | That ended on a wrong note | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2022 | Boy, when Billy Joel drops in, he really drops in! | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
2023 | To think the Weather Channel had predicted a baby grand. | 1.2482 | 0.03915 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
2024 | Gee. Flat. Major! | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
2025 | Wasn't that a colossal cadenza? | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
2026 | That wasn't what I had in mind when I said grand entrance! | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
2027 | Now I know how the economy feels. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
2028 | I think we should’ve gone with a baby grand. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
2029 | Piano is not my forte. | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
2030 | I never knew he played! | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
2031 | I told them it had to go upstairs | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
2032 | I told you we shouldn't have invited that fat lady to sing. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
2033 | Guess he forgot his key. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
2034 | I see they dropped another grand on the house to no avail. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
2035 | Now that's piano forte! | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
2036 | That sure must have been some kitten on the keys! | 1.2482 | 0.04835 | 137 | 112 | 16 | 9 |
2037 | Oh no I left my facemask inside! | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
2038 | Now that is what I call crescendo. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
2039 | I thought they said they'd drop the keys off AT the house. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
2040 | Were they calling for a pianonado? | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
2041 | Amazon still has a few kinks to work out with drone delivery. | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
2042 | The insurance company says it is an act of God, so we're not covered. | 1.2482 | 0.04430 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
2043 | Well, it's definitely gone flat. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
2044 | Barb, I warned you about next day drone delivery. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
2045 | Too big, I think. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
2046 | Do you remember what you said when I pushed for piano coverage on our insurance? | 1.2482 | 0.04835 | 137 | 112 | 16 | 9 |
2047 | Well, I prayed a grand would fall magically from the sky. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
2048 | What pains you the most, the damage or the cliché? | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
2049 | I think we should have hired movers. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
2050 | I had a feeling it wasn't going to fit. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
2051 | Yes but, unlike a tornado, at least with a derecho you know where the piano came from. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
2052 | Let me get this straight: You had to say the chances were the same as a piano falling from the sky ... and onto my house? You couldn’t have said the chances were the same as winning the lottery? And why involve my house in this!?! | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
2053 | I think we found your keys. | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
2054 | I thought we ordered the baby grand. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
2055 | I'm guessing insurance fraud. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
2056 | Well this really puts the A minor in apocalypse | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2057 | So much for living in harmony | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
2058 | Does this piano make my house look flat? | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2059 | All anyone knows is, it was delivered by a skinny guy and a fat guy wearing derbies. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2060 | I thought I heard a foreboding crescendo in the distance | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2061 | His performance of the Piano Concerto in E brought down the house. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2062 | Well, that's a grand entrance! | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2063 | That was one hell of a high note! | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2064 | I told you his last performance would bring down the house. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2065 | The brochure did say it was a "Grand Manor House" | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 105 | 22 | 4 |
2066 | That piano really brought the house down. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2067 | Remnants from tropical storm Rachmaninoff. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2068 | I guess the movers didn't appreciate the bounced check. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2069 | It was bigger than a Category 5 storm; they call it a "Liberace." | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2070 | I guess it tried to come back for its baby grand. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
2071 | I knew this would happen." | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2072 | He did say he’d throw in the Grand Piano on top. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2073 | This sure puts a damper on things. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2074 | I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2075 | Amazon clearly needs to do more work on their drone delivery." Mitch Zeller | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2076 | And after all the other expenses, it will probably need retuning. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2077 | So middle C is the one where the front window used to be? | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2078 | now THAT'S a coda | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2079 | Don’t worry, honey, I know a piano repairman. | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2080 | Well, that's the end of that tune. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
2081 | Well, I sure didn't see thst one coming! | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2082 | I said Pianissimo -- not piano-missle-go. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2083 | Well, 2020 continues to surpass itself. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2084 | Ok. Sure it “brought down the house”. But everything gets a standing ovation these days. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2085 | You’re right. I do prefer the open concept. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2086 | So much for my rooftop concert tonight. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2087 | I thought they said baby grand. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2088 | It looked smaller in the showroom. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2089 | It's one of the downsides of a tiny house. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2090 | Wow, that was close...it almost hit my garage. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2091 | I would say this problem is A Major one. | 1.2443 | 0.04279 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
2092 | Somebody must have hit the wrong chord. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2093 | Surely revenge for skipping all my boyhood piano lessons | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2094 | It's not surprising at all - you couldn't expect a piano that size to stay up in the air forever | 1.2443 | 0.03845 | 131 | 102 | 27 | 2 |
2095 | And the bench is being delivered separately tomorrow. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2096 | I suppose I should have paid the surcharge for white glove delivery. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2097 | Living next to Wile E. Coyote has been interesting. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2098 | We're going to need a good tuner. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2099 | I don't know if she was a good witch or a bad one, but at karaoke night she always destroyed "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road." | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2100 | Well it definitely gives the house a whole new feel. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
2101 | When you said the roof repair would be a grand, I thought you meant something else . | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2102 | Well, I did'nt see that coming. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2103 | Actually, I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2104 | They say she always brings the house down. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2105 | Yes, but on the plus side it comes with lots of keys. | 1.2443 | 0.04414 | 131 | 106 | 19 | 6 |
2106 | I fear discord in the galaxy. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2107 | So, Lena Horn stopped by. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
2108 | Now I know why they call it "Hurricane Horowitz" - Paul Jelinek, NYC | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2109 | Well, he said we could get it for a song. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2110 | I told you this renovation was hitting all the wrong notes. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2111 | I guess you can't jettison musical arts from schools without there being some retaliation. | 1.2443 | 0.04414 | 131 | 106 | 19 | 6 |
2112 | Wonder where the giant Liberace landed? | 1.2443 | 0.03921 | 131 | 100 | 30 | 1 |
2113 | So I was right. The piano doesn't fit through the skylight. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2114 | I'm guessing fortissimo. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2115 | I'm guessing dinner's off. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
2116 | No strings attached. | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2117 | That last note fell flat | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2118 | Well I don’t know about you but I’m ecstatic they delivered it in under two hours. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
2119 | This new John Cage music is getting out of hand. | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
2120 | Total loss? Nah, just a grand. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2121 | I have always found Wagner a bit heavy. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
2122 | This is A minor incident as far as 2020 is concerned | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
2123 | I warned Ted that a crash course was no way to learn the piano. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
2124 | I really like John Cage’s new piece. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
2125 | Damn I knew we should have gotten the piano insurance! | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
2126 | Remember when we brought it home? It was just a little harmonica, then an accordion, then a harpsichord, and now this. | 1.2424 | 0.04251 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
2127 | Grand performance brings house down. | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
2128 | I thought we paid for the white glove delivery? | 1.2424 | 0.04703 | 132 | 107 | 18 | 7 |
2129 | The adjuster said if that isn’t an Act of God, he doesn’t know what is. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
2130 | So that's what "House Piano Insurance" is for. | 1.2424 | 0.04824 | 132 | 108 | 16 | 8 |
2131 | Music festivals have changed a lot huh | 1.2424 | 0.04943 | 132 | 109 | 14 | 9 |
2132 | Well, it's not exactly the housing crash I was expecting... | 1.2424 | 0.03896 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2133 | I'm guessing its a Steinway Super Grand. | 1.2424 | 0.05058 | 132 | 110 | 12 | 10 |
2134 | I asked the Lord what would happen if a piano fell on our house. And He replied: “You’ll B Flat!” | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
2135 | It looked much better in the Guggenheim. | 1.2424 | 0.04824 | 132 | 108 | 16 | 8 |
2136 | They knew the risks of moving to Toontown” | 1.2424 | 0.04943 | 132 | 109 | 14 | 9 |
2137 | Using a delivery drone was definitely not the best choice | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
2138 | Ordering a baby grand piano on line for drone delivery has a few kinks to iron out. | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
2139 | The bench took out the neighbor's Lexus. | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
2140 | So, I guess we can forget the rooftop concert. | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
2141 | Hurricane Steinway certainly lived up to its name. | 1.2424 | 0.04041 | 132 | 102 | 28 | 2 |
2142 | This is why I've always preferred the harmonica. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
2143 | Beethoven just had to get the final word on 2020... | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
2144 | 2020. Typical! | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
2145 | I guess this happens in real life as well as in the movies | 1.2424 | 0.04515 | 132 | 108 | 17 | 7 |
2146 | So noted. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2147 | Looks like our neighbor upstairs is making a bit more room in the cloud. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2148 | That's the last time I'll select "drone delivery" | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2149 | So I said,"drop off the keys when you go by my house." | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2150 | Well we'll have to move but at least we won't have to move the piano | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2151 | I told you I dropped my keys. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2152 | And I always thought the song refrain was pennies from heaven. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2153 | That's real piano forte! | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2154 | Yes, Athena, 2020 is the year of unexpected fallout. | 1.2422 | 0.04471 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2155 | The one day we leave home and we miss the most exciting thing to happen since March? | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2156 | The insurance guy told me it's not a black or white claim. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2157 | Never drop ship a grand piano | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2158 | You were right; that was one hell of a crescendo. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2159 | These movers get no tip. | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
2160 | OMG irshwin | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
2161 | It could have been worse. It could have been a pipe organ." | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2162 | Looks like the Hulk is having trouble with his music lessons again. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2163 | Next time we should pay extra for the white glove delivery. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2164 | His solo always brought down the house! | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2165 | That damned Wile E. Coyote missed him again !!! | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
2166 | It was scheduled to play next door. | 1.2422 | 0.05052 | 128 | 106 | 13 | 9 |
2167 | Actually, I think it was 'Fiddler' on the roof... | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2168 | Well, we did save 49% on our insurance by not covering "Other." | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2169 | Uh, Amazon, we have a problem. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2170 | Oh, so easy to fall for classical music. | 1.2422 | 0.04187 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2171 | Trump gets reelected AND a piano materializes out of thin air? What are the chances? | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2172 | You were right... The baby grand was a better option. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2173 | Remind me, when is the delivery window for the bench? | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2174 | And here we spent all that time waiting for the other shoe to drop..... | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2175 | Amazon still has some work to do on their Drone Delivery | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2176 | Be careful what you wish for. | 1.2422 | 0.04471 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2177 | No, doesn’t strike a chord. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2178 | It's gotta be Photoshopped. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2179 | I went with the bigger model, for the free shipping. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2180 | Needless to say, I didn't tip the movers. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2181 | You were right, dear, the house was too small. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2182 | Yep, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2183 | Tell Amazon that one size does not fit all. | 1.2422 | 0.04929 | 128 | 105 | 15 | 8 |
2184 | Well,it's not what we planned,but I think we'll still be a roadside attraction. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2185 | It was a mezzocyclone, but there's never been one this grand. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2186 | I assume this is the "forte." When does the "piano" get here | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2187 | A fiddler on the roof would have been smarter. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2188 | I guess drone delivery still has some kinks to work out. | 1.2422 | 0.04331 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2189 | Such a keytastrophe | 1.2422 | 0.03636 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2190 | I guess you didn't measure. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2191 | She definitely brought the house down with that performance” | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2192 | Told you it wouldn’t fit though the door. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2193 | This isn't quite what I meant when I asked for a grand finale. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2194 | Large object drone delivery still has a ways to go. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2195 | Well there go my delusions of grandeur | 1.2422 | 0.04929 | 128 | 105 | 15 | 8 |
2196 | I ordered the Baby Grand? | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
2197 | I wonder how we can blame this on Trump? | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2198 | « Well isn’t that grand. » | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
2199 | Well, it does have a yard. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
2200 | Should we go and welcome the new neighbors? | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2201 | I’d say this is exactly like the dream I had but you’re not a talking fish. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
2202 | Well, Chopsticks! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2203 | This happens sometimes when the angels move on from harps. | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
2204 | I wish I'd clicked the box for insurance. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
2205 | Now they're playing harps. | 1.2403 | 0.03777 | 129 | 107 | 18 | 4 |
2206 | Well this explains why we heard fee, fie, fo, fum after that horrible rendition of Chopsticks. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
2207 | I guess the airlines new in flight entertainment wasn't a hit. | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
2208 | Guess the Beetles were prophetic......this is clearly "the day the music died." | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
2209 | Yesterday that was campus ROTC housing. Now all you'll find inside is A flat major | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 107 | 14 | 8 |
2210 | It's the 2020 version of the 1812 Overture. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
2211 | Frankly, I don't see this as being so grand. | 1.2403 | 0.05136 | 129 | 108 | 11 | 10 |
2212 | Not a good idea to run this cartoon while a Category 4 hurricane ravages Louisiana." | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 109 | 12 | 8 |
2213 | I guess drone delivery isn't really Amazon's forte. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
2214 | I'm going to write a scathing Amazon Review for this one." | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
2215 | I must admit this tear down really strikes a chord with me. | 1.2403 | 0.04085 | 129 | 100 | 27 | 2 |
2216 | You didn’t happen to find a jar full of my evening’s tips? | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
2217 | This is not what I meant by bringing down the house tonight. | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
2218 | The Almighty's done playin'. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
2219 | should we just blame this on 2020 too? | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
2220 | Acme Prime Delivery... should’ve seen this coming... | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
2221 | It’s minor | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2222 | I told you the piccolo was a warning. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2223 | Now that's what you call a Grand Slam. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2224 | Now THAT'S what I call a crescendo. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2225 | It looked smaller in the sky | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2226 | Well, that performance sure brought the house down. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2227 | That is one grand mess! | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2228 | I thought that fortissimo was a bit much... | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
2229 | Next time we hire professional piano movers | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2230 | I just remembered where I left my keys | 1.2381 | 0.04497 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2231 | Yep - that's a B flat. | 1.2381 | 0.04837 | 126 | 103 | 16 | 7 |
2232 | How could it get worse? This is how it could get worse. | 1.2381 | 0.04129 | 126 | 98 | 26 | 2 |
2233 | Ain't that just grand. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2234 | That piano concerto really brought down the house! | 1.2381 | 0.03973 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
2235 | I wished for a 20 foot penis. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 105 | 14 | 7 |
2236 | Call the tuner, it’s a little flat. | 1.2381 | 0.04129 | 126 | 98 | 26 | 2 |
2237 | This was the Grand Finale'. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2238 | I did what you said — "Drop a grand on the roof." | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2239 | The grand real estate crash of 2020 has began. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2240 | What did you expect? It's still 2020." | 1.2381 | 0.04837 | 126 | 103 | 16 | 7 |
2241 | That’s not the sound of music... | 1.2381 | 0.04967 | 126 | 104 | 14 | 8 |
2242 | That's the last time I'll download music from that app. | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
2243 | It’s a musical neighborhood | 1.2381 | 0.04967 | 126 | 104 | 14 | 8 |
2244 | Well honey, when you ask for a grand in 2020, this is what you get | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2245 | The HOA says it’s fine so long as It’s not a percussion. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2246 | Oh thank God -- for a second there I though it was a harpsichord. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2247 | sounds like “Piano Movement in B flat”. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2248 | it is hard to keep a roof over your head when you are a struggling musician | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
2249 | Don’t worry, I still have my a Capella career to fall back on. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2250 | So, NOW can we agree that when they said our neighbor is a ‘Wiley Coyote’, it wasn’t a figure of speech? | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
2251 | Thanks Amazon! | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2252 | Well the realtor did say we could get it for a song... | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2253 | I dunno. 'Be careful what you wish for' maybe? | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2254 | I see now why it's listed for one grand. | 1.2366 | 0.04312 | 131 | 104 | 23 | 4 |
2255 | This is not what I thought they meant by, "dropping off the keys." | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
2256 | At least their love story ended on a high note. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
2257 | Maybe drone deliveries should experiment with smaller items first! | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
2258 | I think an upright might have been a better choice. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2259 | The insurance company said it was an act of God. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
2260 | He is inside looking for the lost chord. | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
2261 | I doubt that this will be covered; the "Acts of God" clause only covers damage due to falling harps. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
2262 | Maybe we should have bought a bigger house. Cathy Mahon Northport, NY | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
2263 | That's not very grand. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
2264 | So, you think we should cancel our Amazon prime drone delivery? | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
2265 | Can't say I didn't warn you about drone deliveries. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
2266 | Where's that guy who's seen a thing or two? | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
2267 | It looks like the movers were right. The front door was too small. | 1.2362 | 0.04324 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2268 | Must be a demo model. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
2269 | Well I'll Be A Sonata Of A Bitch! | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
2270 | Do you think the owners will come and get it if we offer a reward? | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2271 | It just sounds flat to me. | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
2272 | I prefer manna. | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
2273 | I don't think a Grand is going to cover it | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
2274 | That's how it is now. The delivery service just drops it at the front door, rings the bell and takes off. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
2275 | Maybe if we try sideways | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
2276 | He challenged the devil to play Rachmaninoff's third symphony and won. | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
2277 | It looks like their drone delivery system needs some work. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2278 | I'll give you 88 reasons why we should move." | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2279 | Act of God or God acting out? | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
2280 | I told him not to try to put it in the attic. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
2281 | That's what happens when you piss off Jerry Lee Lewis. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2282 | Well now I'm definitely not wearing a mask! | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2283 | Well, I'm from Texas and I've seen 'em bigger than that. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2284 | I told you there were risks living next to a giant bean stalk.. | 1.2358 | 0.05043 | 123 | 102 | 13 | 8 |
2285 | I always thought it was just good etiquette to send notes. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2286 | At this point in 2020, I'm kind of surprised it wasn't the moon. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2287 | At least it wasn't racial violins. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2288 | music from heaven | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2289 | Beats me... first a coyote races into the house, then this weird bird says "Beep, Beep", and then this ACME piano drops out of the sky and flattened everything. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2290 | the Drone got the wrong address | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2291 | What’s black and white and if it fell out of a tree it’d kill you? | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
2292 | I told you to take up the harmonica | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2293 | A little to the left? | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2294 | You just had to get super grand, didn't you? | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2295 | It seemed smaller in the photos. | 1.2358 | 0.05173 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
2296 | Ya, definitely the wrong scale. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
2297 | I’d definitely call that destruction on a grand scale ! | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2298 | so thaaaaat's what that sound was. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2299 | Perhaps shipping by drone wasn | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
2300 | It's the latest Phillip Glass arrangement." "Yes, Very 2020. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2301 | See, I told you the Amazon drones could deliver anything in 30 minutes or less. | 1.2358 | 0.03666 | 123 | 98 | 23 | 2 |
2302 | You know, I have often heard about the expression heavy metal, but never heavy piano | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2303 | Your grandmother would be so proud that we kept this. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2304 | Why am I not surprised? #2020 | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2305 | I’m all for supporting the arts, but this initiative is getting a bit aggressive. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2306 | Well, SOMEONE must’ve found out Cuomo said no ticketed music events. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
2307 | Maybe we should try the back door. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2308 | You said you wanted to keep it low key but... | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2309 | I guess we struck the wrong chord | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2310 | I find classical music too heavy. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2311 | Did you measure it? | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2312 | Is that a Steinway? | 1.2344 | 0.04896 | 128 | 106 | 14 | 8 |
2313 | I told you it wouldn't fit through the front door! | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
2314 | I told you he hates piano lessons! | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
2315 | Thank goodness it didn't hit the wifi. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
2316 | The piano was sitting in the lot when the house erupted right out of the ground and lifted it straight up into the air. | 1.2339 | 0.04524 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
2317 | It looked a lot smaller in the showroom. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
2318 | Every pianist dreams of bringing down the house." | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
2319 | I think we can save the piano. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2320 | But did it sound like a freight train? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2321 | I thought the airlines did away with piano lounges on jumbo jets. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2322 | I told him to get falling big piano insurance. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
2323 | I guess buying the Fazioli on Amazon for the free shipping wasn't a great idea. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
2324 | They're calling it an 'act of God.' | 1.2339 | 0.04066 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
2325 | You never should have agreed to give piano lessons to that Bunyan kid. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
2326 | Just when you think things can’t get any weirder. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2327 | A smashing performance, it brought the house down! | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
2328 | Do you think this is the sign we were looking for? | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
2329 | I guess I clicked on delivery by drone. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
2330 | Drone delivery needs a little more work. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2331 | Time to go house Chopin | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2332 | Wish they would’ve gone with the baby grand | 1.2339 | 0.05006 | 124 | 103 | 13 | 8 |
2333 | It did not spark joy. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2334 | Looks like you were right. We should have paid the extra sixty bucks for their White Glove delivery service." | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2335 | This was an orchestrated hit. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2336 | You're right. It's too big for the house. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2337 | Apparently Stairway to Heaven has an alternative ending | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2338 | Acme Piano Crash Course is gonna get a piece of my mind! | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2339 | Not just an urban myth then | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2340 | That last number really brought down the house. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2341 | Don't build a symphony center where tornadoes are common,I said. Did they listen? | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2342 | White glove delivery isn't what it used to be. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2343 | Your policy also does not cover flooding. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2344 | I don't usually like this avant-garde stuff, but that was pretty spectacular. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2345 | There has to be an easier way of getting that final chord | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2346 | I guess someone heard "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" one too many times. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2347 | Well, on that note... | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2348 | He didn't play his Hammerklavier Sonata enough when he was alive?!? | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2349 | If they’d stick with harps up there, this wouldn’t have happened. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2350 | I've heard of bringing down the house, but that's ridiculous. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2351 | Oh no, not another performance artist! | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2352 | Could we just remind the insurance company that Margaret Truman's piano leg once fell through the floor of the White House? | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2353 | Grand . . . but not great! | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2354 | You said you wanted to pick up a new instrument? No better time than now! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2355 | So...still think we can redecorate under a grand? | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
2356 | Honey, please tell me you didn't forget to send in our annual pledge to the symphony. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2357 | Never get between a baby grand and its mother. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2358 | Well that's odd.. I thought they only played the harps. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2359 | That piano is definitely going to need to be tuned. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2360 | It looked much smaller in the catalogue. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2361 | Don't worry. They always bring them in through the roof. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2362 | A little off-key? | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2363 | I asked for a tuba. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2364 | I told Jack it was too big for the bean stalk, but he never listens. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2365 | Not so grand anymore, is it? | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2366 | That really was the “Surprise Symphony”! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2367 | They always bragged about being seventh generation Salieri... | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2368 | I really just wanted a keyboard. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2369 | But now all I need is for aliens invade, and I'll have a "bingo"! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2370 | I didn’t want to say anything, but it may be too big for the living room. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2371 | I suppose, now, that we'll have to get it tuned. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2372 | Did we remember to tip the movers? | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2373 | They said to be alert for falling debris in our Aria | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2374 | Well at least now we don’t have to worry about losing our keys. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2375 | Okay ... now the woodwinds. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2376 | Just before the piano hit the house, I swear I saw a roadrunner dash in the front door... | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2377 | Did Dorothy play the piano? | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2378 | The Bösendorfer Meteor wasn't supposed to be here until sometime in 2022. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2379 | Yes, dear, that is definitely a grand piano. | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
2380 | Scales of destruction? More major than minor. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2381 | We're going to need bigger sheet music. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2382 | Was this what you expected, when they invited us to their drop-in concert | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2383 | Played that B Flat a little too hard in retrospect | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2384 | And we thought it was the house of blues during quarantine... | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2385 | That rendition always brings down the house. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2386 | I told you it sounded flat... | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2387 | Jack says the giant’s having trouble with arpeggios. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2388 | They tried to hoist it, but got the pitch wrong. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2389 | Hurricane Amadeus. | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
2390 | His performance always brings the house down! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2391 | I thought they played harps. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2392 | That was some finale! | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2393 | I fail to see what's so "grand" about it. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2394 | And we thought it would be COVID.... | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2395 | In retrospect, perhaps my review of his performance of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 1 was a tad too critical. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2396 | The wicked piano of the west? | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2397 | I guess the muses love you or hate you! | 1.2314 | 0.03667 | 121 | 100 | 18 | 2 |
2398 | Now that’s what I call fortissimo. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2399 | Next time I'll leave a key for the movers | 1.2314 | 0.04432 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2400 | There's no mincing words here. We're facing a large scale disaster. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2401 | Well, that performance really brought the house down. | 1.2314 | 0.03938 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2402 | That's a lot of ivory! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2403 | It looked a lot smaller in the store. | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 94 | 26 | 1 |
2404 | No need for Ibiza. We got all the house music you want. | 1.2314 | 0.02692 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2405 | I heard his performance brought the house down... | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2406 | Jesus! Now that's fortissimo! | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2407 | I guess this isn’t a good time to put the house on the market | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2408 | When I prayed for help to find my lost keys, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2409 | The President says that Joe Biden did this! I already knew it. | 1.2314 | 0.05083 | 121 | 101 | 12 | 8 |
2410 | That's NOT white glove delivery ! | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2411 | When Jim and Karen discussed getting a new set of keys for their house, this was hardly what they had in mind. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2412 | We're going to be in treble. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2413 | Ain’t life grand. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2414 | It didn’t look that big on the website. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2415 | I asked for pianissimo and they sent pianoforte. | 1.2314 | 0.05217 | 121 | 102 | 10 | 9 |
2416 | Sorry, I was too excited finding this piano for free on Craigslist. | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2417 | It was just a matter of time before the deconstructivist movements of architecture and music would merge to bring us something so new and wonderful. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2418 | Trust me: I'm in insurance and I know an Act of God when I see one. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2419 | They said they weren't going to drop it off 'til this afternoon. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2420 | Elon Musk put it in orbit, then got tired of it. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2421 | This reminds me of a painting by Salvador Dali. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2422 | If it were just a tree I think we'd be covered. | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
2423 | Okay, so now we know the limitations of drone delivery. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2424 | It's not a break-in, Helen. Technically, they used keys. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2425 | I’m Sue... the Steinways asked me to check their mail” | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2426 | Well honey, I guess this is our ode to 2020 | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2427 | Maybe we should have gone around the back | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2428 | I told you having it delivered by drone was a bad idea. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2429 | Listen darling, we finally have a fancy doorbell at least ! | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2430 | We just had it tuned, you know. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2431 | Found my house keys | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2432 | That's 2020 for you | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2433 | It was a huge hit. | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
2434 | Coronavirus, racial inequities, Trump, wildfires and now falling pianos- California can't catch a break | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2435 | Well that performance really did bring down the house. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2436 | Well if this would have happened last year, I would have been shocked | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2437 | Hurricane Beethoven was certainly worse than we thought it would be. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2438 | I said Tall - not Grande! | 1.2314 | 0.04025 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
2439 | I’m pretty sure he said the keys were under the mat.. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2440 | I wish Dorothy would stick to the hot air balloon. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2441 | Well, that’s a piano forte! | 1.2314 | 0.03938 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2442 | Pian-oh-no! | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2443 | Nope, not on my 2020 bingo card. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2444 | I’m sorry, but this modern art exhibit is falling flat with me | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2445 | I always wanted a house in the Keys! | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2446 | I told you we could get this house for a song. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2447 | I think your piano teacher has finally had it with Zoom. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2448 | I expected a wind instrument, not a grand piano! | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2449 | I knew God was angry with us, but the piano? | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
2450 | What a grand catastrophe. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2451 | I’m not in the mood for a melody, nor am I feeling alright. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2452 | That piano has always had delusions of grandeur. | 1.2295 | 0.03996 | 122 | 95 | 26 | 1 |
2453 | Picking delivery by drone was not such a good idea. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2454 | This turned out to be a grand disaster. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
2455 | You're right. Drone delivery was not the best option. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
2456 | It was the last movement that did it ! | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2457 | There's nothing grand about this, Moira. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
2458 | Personally, I never cared for the way they conducted themselves. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2459 | At least we’ll never lose the keys again | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2460 | This will be instrumental in changing zoning laws. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2461 | Well, ain’t that a piano fortissima!! | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2462 | Now we just need to find where the bench went. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2463 | « Aren’t you glad now that we were more than 6 feet apart from the neighbors?!! » | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
2464 | Yep, that seems about right this year. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2465 | I guess Trump didn't like the song they were playing in his plane. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2466 | I’ve heard of a high note breaking a glass, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2467 | I think it needs more than tuning now, dear. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2468 | A minor catastrophe...get it hun? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2469 | We're really in treble now. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2470 | It looked a lot smaller on the website. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2471 | The ad did say "Yours for a song." | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2472 | It couldn't have been an upright?! | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2473 | I told you we should have gone with standard ground delivery, but no, you were in such a hurry to practice.... | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2474 | I knew one of those keys would open the door. | 1.2295 | 0.03547 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2475 | Well great, now they're both flat." | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2476 | So let me get this straight... every time it rains, it rains this?? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2477 | Well, it certainly was a secure house. It took 88 keys to get in. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2478 | Remember when we thought it was cute that we lived on Stein Way? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2479 | Are we covered for toon incidents? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2480 | The owner is some guy named Wile E. Coyote | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2481 | Looks like Dorothy decided no more piano lessons | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2482 | Well, that's one grand mess! | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
2483 | A master piano player will bring down the house every time. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2484 | This is a fixer upper honey, but the piano comes with the house. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2485 | Does our insurance cover Acts of Liberace? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2486 | So many hurricanes this year they made it to Wolfgang. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2487 | Hmm, the hazard of "Bringing the House Down" during COVID 19. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2488 | He’s had a grand ole time destroying the American Dream, now onward to to November! | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2489 | So now where are we going to put the asteroid? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2490 | And to think I used to love B-flat | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2491 | I told you playing that Devil's music on the piano would have consequences. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2492 | Huh. This wasn’t on my 2020 bingo card. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2493 | I just don’t know why Elon thought slingshotting a piano into space would work. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2494 | It seems that your drop shipping business is working. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2495 | When I asked for the keys to the house I wasn’t expecting this... | 1.2290 | 0.04542 | 131 | 107 | 18 | 6 |
2496 | That moment when God realized he'd never play the Rach III as well as Van Cliburn. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2497 | Technically, it's a seven octave drop. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
2498 | As God is my witness, I thought they could fly. | 1.2276 | 0.04872 | 123 | 102 | 14 | 7 |
2499 | This is what happens when you get more than you bargained for. | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2500 | Honey, I found the keys! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
2501 | Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Carnegie Hall anymore | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
2502 | I know Steinways can break the bank, but I figured our house was safe. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2503 | What the hell is that house doing under my piano!? | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2504 | Is that really the next level after fortississimo? | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2505 | This is gonna go much easier if the insurance adjuster is musical. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2506 | Let's be more careful with what we order through Amazon drone delivery. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2507 | I can’t take another unprecedented thing. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2508 | Do you know a piano tuner? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2509 | It’s too big for the venue | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2510 | I am sure there is a simple explanation" | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2511 | I never did like John Cage! | 1.2269 | 0.05124 | 119 | 100 | 11 | 8 |
2512 | Huh. I thought it was just those itty bitty harps up there... | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2513 | I think Amazon Prime needs better packaging for oversize items! | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2514 | I never heard it coming. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2515 | Now that is what I would call a crash-endo. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2516 | It's a note from my ex. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2517 | You were right. Bringing it in through an upstairs window wasn’t such a great idea. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2518 | Maybe getting it by mail was a mistake. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2519 | I TOLD you we should get a BABY grand... | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2520 | The review said his Mozart was a little heavy-handed. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2521 | Damn you Amazon drone delivery! | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2522 | Cloudy with a chance of Beethoven | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2523 | I've heard that piece always brings down the house | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2524 | Well, we DID insist on free two-hour delivery. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2525 | It looks like | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
2526 | I guess we shouldn’t have chopped down that beanstalk. | 1.2269 | 0.04036 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2527 | How likely is it for a Steinway to hit? | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2528 | Not even God can move a piano | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
2529 | This brings new meaning to "Bringing the House Down". | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2530 | Isn't is usually a safe? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
2531 | I told you not to take lessons from the Sopranos. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2532 | I knew we should've hired movers. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
2533 | Inopportune, no? | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2534 | Well dear, I think the new addition is simply smashing. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2535 | Someone brought down the house. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2536 | And I thought it was a typo when the score said 'crashendo' | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2537 | I’ll never trust a drone delivery again. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2538 | Wait, I thought I ordered a baby grande. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2539 | Look on the bright side - no, seriously look away toward the bright side, just to the left. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2540 | Hmmm... the bigger they are, the harder they really do fall. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2541 | I told you we should have made the giant take out personal liability insurance when we rented him the beanstalk. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2542 | If God wanted us to have a piano wouldn't he have brought it through the front door? | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2543 | Maybe next time don't pick B flat. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2544 | Looks like the culture wars are starting to heat up. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2545 | We could have used a professional piano mover. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2546 | I hear the delivery man once had a paper route. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2547 | They said it could bring the house down. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2548 | Maybe we shouldn't have opted for drone delivery? | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2549 | It was a piece by John Cage. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2550 | Maybe delivery by drone wasn’t such a great idea. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
2551 | Told you it'd fit. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2552 | And that wasn’t even the worst part of 2020. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2553 | Honestly not the craziest thing I’ve seen this year... | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2554 | Whoopsies | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2555 | Well, at least we aren’t stuck at home anymore | 1.2269 | 0.04036 | 119 | 93 | 25 | 1 |
2556 | When they said they'd drop off the keys... | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2557 | Is that a real Bösendorfer..? | 1.2258 | 0.04970 | 124 | 104 | 12 | 8 |
2558 | There was a spider... | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2559 | It wasn’t going to fit anyway. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2560 | You said you brought the house down, but really! | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2561 | Her last performance brought down the house. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2562 | I knew it wasn’t going to fit. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2563 | i told you these house concerts could be a problem | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2564 | The house is available for a song and a dance. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2565 | No, I asked for a fiddler! | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2566 | How long do you think before someone notices it missing? | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2567 | Well, the movers did say they'd be dropping off the piano today. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2568 | This is why drone delivery is still in beta. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2569 | You bought a grand piano on Ebay without asking just how grand it was? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2570 | I'm not feeling good about drone delivery." I said. "C'mon, get with the times." you said | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2571 | You know what? I'm starting to think it's just too grand. | 1.2250 | 0.04007 | 120 | 94 | 25 | 1 |
2572 | Next time, we hire a piano mover. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2573 | Broadway needs to reopen for these amateurs to stop bringing down actual houses | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2574 | Oops, my bad. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2575 | ‘damn, I loved that piano.’ | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2576 | They say it'll take a few grand more if we want it to be flat. | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
2577 | With a little TLC, you could flip the house and the piano. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2578 | Hurricane Steinway hit them hard. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2579 | It was a smash hit! | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2580 | You always wanted a grand finale | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2581 | I think Amazon's new drone delivery needs some modifications | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2582 | I’m sure the bass and drums aren’t too far behind” | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2583 | I don’t think it’s going to fit. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2584 | We should of expected this when the tornado siren was a screeching Beethoven’s Ninth instead of the usual blast. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2585 | Well Cheryl, I guess your mother was right about this place after all. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2586 | I said "in the living room," not "on the living room." | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2587 | So this is what happens for the worst cartoon caption entry. | 1.2241 | 0.05061 | 116 | 97 | 12 | 7 |
2588 | Well, I guess that does beat the finish to "Sgt Pepper's." | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2589 | NOW can we sell the upright? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2590 | Huh. The forecast called for falling anvils. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2591 | I heard the most beautiful, resonant D minor chord and rushed right over. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2592 | I see Elton’s Rocket Man finale blew everyone away. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2593 | I was hoping Lucy would have dropped her diamonds instead... | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2594 | Drone delivery still needs a few tweaks. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2595 | Is it too late to exchange it for an upright? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2596 | I thought it was being delivered tomorrow. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2597 | So this is where the New Yorker Daily Humor piano landed. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2598 | I agree there's a certain symmetry, but Gehry always finds a way to hit a sour note. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2599 | Not what I thought it was meant by: Play through. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
2600 | That's the last time I hire Steinway and Sons Demolition Company. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2601 | I told you it's my way or the Steinway. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2602 | Well look on the bright side, this isn't the worst thing to happen in 2020. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2603 | I still think an upright would work better | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
2604 | Something fell a bit off-key. | 1.2241 | 0.04344 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2605 | It doesn’t play in Peoria | 1.2231 | 0.04230 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
2606 | It was supposed to be a piano cresendo not crashendo! | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2607 | Well, so much for drone delivery. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2608 | This one's in B Flat. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2609 | I told you we shouldn't rent to a roadrunner | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2610 | Amazon's drone delivery sure is fast. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2611 | Don't worry - it's up to coda | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2612 | You misheard me. I didn't say I wanted a giant pianist. | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
2613 | I bet you they'll deny the claim as act of God. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2614 | Goldberg, Schmoldberg--now that's a variation. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2615 | Huh. Wrong key. | 1.2222 | 0.02307 | 117 | 97 | 19 | 1 |
2616 | Let me explain it to you one more time, babe . . . Drone delivery uses GPS to target the house. You can see it's incredibly spot on. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2617 | Definitely not a-minor; more of a b-flat | 1.2222 | 0.04640 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
2618 | He never had a sense of scale. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2619 | That explains the eighty-eight note chord I heard last night. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2620 | Remember when you said, "It'll be safer in the 'burbs"? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2621 | A stellar crescendo | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2622 | The downside of living next to Trump Tower. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2623 | Your right, moving to Kansas was a bad idea! | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2624 | Well...we always did want a piano .... | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2625 | There's always a hitch with these "free if you haul it away" Craigslist pianos. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2626 | I didn't have this on my 2020 disaster calendar until November. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2627 | I had “tuba crushes suburban home” in my 2020 bingo card....so close... | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2628 | Do you think we can return it for an upright? | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2629 | Maybe the drone delivery wasn't such a good idea. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2630 | I told you it was never going to fit. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2631 | We shouldn't have opted for drone delivery. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2632 | You’re right, that did sound like the end of A Day in the Life | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2633 | And the piano movers weren't even wearing masks! | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2634 | It was a grand old house... | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2635 | Once more. Fortissimo. | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
2636 | wrong scale | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2637 | Since it wasn't a tiny home I thought it would fit | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2638 | Seems a bit out of scale. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2639 | Oh, like you wouldn’t have clicked the box for same-day drone delivery. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2640 | Somewhere, some kid is going to miss his music lesson. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2641 | On balance, I think cats and dogs would've been preferable. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2642 | We shouldn't have ordered a drone delivery. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2643 | And, just so I’m clear, this Frank Gehry design is to scale? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2644 | Do you think they would mind if I played Twinkle twinkle little star? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2645 | There is going to be one helluva bill for the tune-up. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2646 | Maybe we should have gone with the upright. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2647 | This is not what I expected when the salesman said they could drop it off. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2648 | Well it’s only minor scale damage compared to the rest of 2020 | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2649 | Whatever, what’s for dinner? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2650 | Homeschooling was going well until we signed them up for piano. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2651 | Who broke my piano? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2652 | Should we get it tuned? | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2653 | I was trying to convince myself that my life isn’t a joke, and this really doesn’t help. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2654 | I told you Beethoven had gone to Heaven. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2655 | And YOU said it'd never fit. You owe me. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2656 | I’m told Gabriel’s horn landed on the Peterson’s car | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2657 | This is quite unusual ... it has a low C. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2658 | So, it wasn't exactly a curb side delivery | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2659 | On a scale of 1 to 88, this is certainly and 89. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2660 | it seems drone delivery is not ready for prime time... | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2661 | The Piano Man: A 2020 Disaster Film | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2662 | I think your piano is flat. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2663 | Next time I'll just download the MP3. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2664 | Well, I'll admit it was my mistake to choose 'drone delivery' if you admit you selected 'Size: 4XL Grand' before you clicked the OK button. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2665 | It looked so much smaller in the store... | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2666 | Jack was killed by a crockpot so I guess we should consider ourselves lucky | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2667 | Well, the Andersons will be playing a new tune about how much their house is worth now. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2668 | Definitely a B Flat. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2669 | If it was intentional, what does it mean? | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2670 | that's an F major | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2671 | I think we'll need a bigger drone | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2672 | I could have told them not to move it with drones. | 1.2203 | 0.04982 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
2673 | I thought heaven was all harps." | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
2674 | 1. "He really brought down the house tonight." | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2675 | WOW !! When they said "drop shipment" I never thought that's what they meant... | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2676 | I told you we should've gone with the upright. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2677 | It was accompanied by a wind instrument. | 1.2203 | 0.04982 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
2678 | I'd say the piano Won! | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2679 | Dammit! All of our masks were in there... | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2680 | Well, they promised the tear down would be grand.” | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2681 | Too big for the attic, I guess. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2682 | Legally, the piano belongs to the homeowner. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2683 | ...and like a miracle it will just disappear! | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2684 | The owners said that if you end up taking the place, you can keep the piano. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2685 | Looks like somebody wanted to make a grand entrance! | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2686 | Now we really don't have an excuse not to pick up a pandemic hobby. | 1.2203 | 0.04982 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
2687 | I am glad we had the Piano insured. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2688 | Well isn't that just grand? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2689 | How come no candelabra? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2690 | Next time we pay for inside delivery. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2691 | I've been trying to take my music in a new direction. | 1.2193 | 0.03892 | 114 | 89 | 25 | 0 |
2692 | One day we'll look back on this and laugh. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2693 | It's times like this when I stop and think, what would Billy Joel do? | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2694 | I don't think we're covered for Acts of Liberace. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2695 | Good thing we have coverage against catastrophic acts of dissonance and atonality. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2696 | I need to check what our policy says under coverage against the Instrument of God. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2697 | If music is the universal language ... what is this trying to tell us? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2698 | Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2699 | Now that’s what I call forte! | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2700 | This house can no longer carry a tune. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2701 | She should have never called for Derecho fortissimo. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2702 | Isn’t it , “Grand” ! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2703 | They’re always in the last place you look. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2704 | They said he was an explosive performer. Brought down the house. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2705 | John Cage’s new album is haughtily aloof yet bluntly in-your-face. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2706 | I swear if the neighbor comes out and plays his tiny violin.” | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2707 | Told you that coyote would bring nothing but trouble. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2708 | Gotta look at the keys first to say whether the damage is major or minor. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2709 | Honey, this is Beethoven's final movement | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 90 | 23 | 1 |
2710 | We'd better hurry home, that piano looks awfully familiar. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2711 | I still think it hit the house in C. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2712 | You think the kids will be excited about their lessons now? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2713 | I told you it was too big for our living-room! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2714 | ...and l found some music on it that said "Play Me"! But as soon as I touched the a-flat, it grew bigger and bigger and.... | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2715 | I warned you about moving in next to the Coyotes Mrs Runner. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2716 | See! Even people like Mozart or Beethoven can get frustrated sometimes. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2717 | I do believe my calculations were off by a smidge. | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 90 | 23 | 1 |
2718 | La Maison in B flat. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2719 | There is nothing funny about this!! | 1.2193 | 0.05101 | 114 | 96 | 11 | 7 |
2720 | Guess it was the wrong key! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2721 | Fell flat. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2722 | Wow! It’s a grand slam! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 95 | 14 | 5 |
2723 | I told you to get ground delivery. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2724 | Wow, Talk about a crescendo! | 1.2193 | 0.05101 | 114 | 96 | 11 | 7 |
2725 | Composers are so emotional. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2726 | I should always listen to you - it is too big for the house. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2727 | Honey, do you think MOMA would consider it? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2728 | Well if this doesn't qualify as "sudden and unexpected" I don't know what would. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2729 | Well, that performance was a tour de force | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2730 | I’d call it “Grand Piano in Heat.” | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2731 | Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto Always Brings the House Down. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2732 | "Ironic that what finally did the old woman in was a piano from the Kansas Witch-Killing Piano Company." | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2733 | So ... that’s how they got that final chord in “ A day in the life” | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2734 | Well that concert really brought down the house! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2735 | WOW TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE. THE TORNADO THAT LANDED HERE IN ARKANSAS STARTED IN MANHATTAN | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2736 | And not even a note from the delivery men... | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2737 | Definitely a Steinway. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2738 | Probably Tchaikovsky. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2739 | In Kansas they'd have dropped a house on us! | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2740 | they brought down the house last night | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2741 | They called it a fixer-upper. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2742 | Now, that’s destruction on a grand scale! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2743 | You told me you were going to sign up for a crash course in piano! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2744 | In the grand scheme of things, maybe all life is performance art! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2745 | I told you there was no way the thing would fit! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2746 | When you tickle the ivories, some ivories are more ticklish than you think. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2747 | I think it’s fair to say, at least for the foreseeable future, this cute little home will b-flat. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2748 | It was a baby grand when they bought it | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2749 | Grand Entrance Causes A-Major Disaster! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2750 | They said they were going to throw in the piano too. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2751 | Honey! I thought you were kidding when you said that Concert brought down the house. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
2752 | I see Jerry Lee Lewis has left The Heavenly Choir again. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2753 | They were told to evacuate, now they'll have to face the music. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |