Contest #722


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722

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat.”
  2. “'Amazon drone delivery,' you said. 'It’s so convenient,' you said.”
  3. “In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-08-31T00:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-09-14T00:05:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-09-08T00:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 14, 2020
Number of captions 9882
Number of responses 1490136
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This is the only house I could find under a grand. 2.1621 0.00623 17400 4800 5029 7571
1 I don't know who was playing it, but he brought the House Down. 2.0893 0.02054 1455 387 551 517
2 You were right. We should have requested a fiddler on the roof. 1.9392 0.00689 14396 5431 4430 4535
3 The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat. 1.9148 0.00784 10732 4102 3467 3163
4 Amazon drone delivery,” you said. “It’s so convenient,” you said. 1.8818 0.00800 10605 4328 3212 3065
5 They said it was a fixer-upper and they would throw in the piano. 1.8631 0.00754 10972 4319 3857 2796
6 This is not what I meant when I said we’d buy the house if they’d drop a grand. 1.8615 0.00812 9709 3913 3243 2553
7 In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this. 1.8577 0.00803 10574 4478 3129 2967
8 I thought the damage would B minor 1.8420 0.00854 8767 3622 2915 2230
9 Insurance will say this was orchestrated. 1.8351 0.01139 4700 1885 1706 1109
10 You're right, it doesn't fit. 1.8311 0.00812 9390 3874 3245 2271
11 I guess cloud storage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.8227 0.00903 8035 3502 2469 2064
12 Now the house has 88 keys and no locks 1.8187 0.01588 2366 959 877 530
13 We should probably leave before the bench arrives. 1.8152 0.00764 10622 4512 3582 2528
14 You know they’re going to find a way to blame this on Obama.” 1.8068 0.01025 6409 2904 1842 1663
15 Well, that really brought the house down. 1.7832 0.01169 4414 1914 1543 957
16 On the bright side, we'll probably get to be in a Farmers Insurance commercial. 1.7818 0.01030 5806 2576 1930 1300
17 You're right, it does make the living room look smaller. 1.7814 0.01053 5256 2255 1905 1096
18 How specific were you when you asked your ex for his keys back? 1.7741 0.00910 7232 3193 2490 1549
19 Wreckmaninoff. 1.7708 0.01646 2256 1007 759 490
20 I guess this is what they meant when they told us that delivery would be on the house. 1.7695 0.01282 3518 1516 1297 705
21 And that’s when she said, “It’s my way or the Steinway!” 1.7573 0.00968 6382 2907 2132 1343
22 I HATE when this happens. 1.7548 0.01043 6663 3453 1399 1811
23 How much you wanna bet we’re only covered for woodwinds? 1.7462 0.01280 3664 1683 1228 753
24 Inexplicable for sure. Where’s the bench?? 1.7396 0.01183 4916 2498 1200 1218
25 You can still get something under a grand in this neighborhood. 1.7311 0.00945 6295 2863 2270 1162
26 Now I see why they named the storm 'Liberace.' 1.7300 0.01091 5348 2655 1497 1196
27 I was just trying to download some music. 1.7221 0.01236 3750 1740 1312 698
28 The worst part is, this isn't the strangest thing that's happened this year. 1.7175 0.01471 2662 1249 916 497
29 Wow. So that’s what the middle pedal does. 1.7124 0.01267 3874 1936 1122 816
30 2020 just doesn’t give up, does it? 1.7111 0.01194 4250 2079 1320 851
31 At least it ended on a high note. 1.7071 0.02392 949 437 353 159
32 Looks like someone had a score to settle. 1.6951 0.01019 5316 2558 1834 924
33 Remember the good old days when it only rained cats and dogs? 1.6918 0.01778 1674 780 630 264
34 Shot down as a UFO ?? Idiots !! Obviously it’s a piano. 1.6910 0.01279 4401 2474 813 1114
35 I mean, why WOULDN’t this happen to us? 1.6899 0.01086 5686 3082 1293 1311
36 Let's list it as a fixer-upper with grand views from every room. 1.6852 0.01256 3606 1771 1199 636
37 Maybe two day delivery by air wasn’t the best choice. 1.6764 0.01220 3767 1862 1262 643
38 AND they got the wrong address. 1.6614 0.01284 3414 1742 1089 583
39 Now that's what I call a dramatic final movement. 1.6475 0.01179 4253 2287 1185 781
40 It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.” 1.6389 0.01589 2398 1315 634 449
41 That one sure brought the house down. 1.6354 0.01046 4825 2490 1611 724
42 I thought it was “pennies from heaven” not “pianos” 1.6327 0.01211 4174 2350 1017 807
43 I think it works better when the band smashes their guitars. 1.6309 0.01227 3747 2020 1097 630
44 Making America Grand Again 1.6296 0.01741 1914 1041 541 332
45 Stop saying it can't get worse. 1.6254 0.01234 3657 1965 1099 593
46 Don’t go in yet, I also prayed for a grandfather clock. 1.6190 0.02470 903 486 275 142
47 I just hope there isn't an encore. 1.6162 0.02130 1170 621 377 172
48 I see your ex returned the piano. 1.6086 0.01181 3720 1978 1220 522
49 Is “crashendo” a word? 1.6085 0.01978 1387 754 422 211
50 Gives a whole new meaning to B Flat. 1.6068 0.01799 1577 834 529 214
51 Amazing how easy it is to drop a grand these days. 1.6029 0.01394 2720 1475 851 394
52 Those damn magic beans. 1.6023 0.01031 6083 3670 1167 1246
53 You’re not seeing the potential. 1.6021 0.01250 3878 2259 905 714
54 It looked smaller when I ordered it online. 1.6000 0.01135 3745 1966 1317 462
55 Amazon's drone delivery still has some kinks. 1.5925 0.01105 4213 2305 1325 583
56 He wasn’t kidding when he said, “It’s my way or the Steinway.” 1.5907 0.01093 4461 2485 1321 655
57 We'll need a new house, but we can salvage the keys. 1.5893 0.01228 3891 2278 937 676
58 Stay back, that was Mozart's concerto for TWO pianos! 1.5873 0.01765 1856 1080 463 313
59 I realize now, 'Free Drop Shipping on Discontinued Items' should have been a red flag. 1.5867 0.02060 1263 707 371 185
60 I think they call that a grand slam. 1.5834 0.01583 2122 1190 626 306
61 It looks like all those Liberace jokes finally caught up with Marty. 1.5787 0.01275 3703 2253 769 681
62 It's the "2020 Overture" 1.5780 0.02346 1007 581 270 156
63 Next year, maybe you should ask Santa for a harmonica. 1.5721 0.02095 1131 626 363 142
64 I forgot there was a piano in the Book of Revelation. 1.5718 0.01364 3246 1997 652 597
65 Well, I think that finishes my COVID-19 Bingo card. 1.5669 0.02329 1039 615 259 165
66 So, you were right, we don't have the space for a grand piano 1.5660 0.02015 1212 675 388 149
67 Man,woman,tree,house, piano. 1.5652 0.01717 2026 1237 433 356
68 Looks like we’re in the key of F’d 1.5630 0.01571 2222 1307 579 336
69 They told me one performance would bring down the house. 1.5616 0.02097 1056 578 363 115
70 Fine, you take the house, I'll take the cottage. 1.5578 0.01446 2917 1832 548 537
71 He was playing the last few bars of 'Stairway to Paradise' when all hell broke loose. 1.5554 0.01441 2886 1806 563 517
72 Maybe God is done with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. 1.5536 0.01481 2769 1752 508 509
73 I feel like we're in a New Yorker cartoon 1.5528 0.03061 559 327 155 77
74 Man, Woman, House, Piano, Magazine. 1.5521 0.03176 547 328 136 83
75 Now that's what I call a sforzando. 1.5517 0.01517 2630 1657 498 475
76 Yes, at her last concert, she brought down the house 1.5496 0.01430 2522 1481 699 342
77 Hurricane Liberace, tearing through the Keys. 1.5493 0.02181 1076 627 307 142
78 Yup. My mind IRL after 10 minutes of watching the RNC 1.5484 0.01592 2502 1621 393 488
79 I thought things like that only happened in cartoons. 1.5484 0.01522 2316 1398 573 345
80 Maybe it was just me, but I could have sworn I heard Bach 1.5462 0.01596 2411 1555 403 453
81 You always knew that music dominated my life! 1.5442 0.01644 2286 1477 379 430
82 Damn. Our insurance only covers uprights. 1.5437 0.02171 1030 592 316 122
83 It’s Gershwin’s less well known Rhapsody in out of the Blue. 1.5425 0.01608 2070 1244 529 297
84 I was expecting famine or rivers turning to blood, but this works too. 1.5422 0.02295 913 524 283 106
85 Of course it’s Obama’s fault; gravity is a total hoax! 1.5420 0.01720 1845 1122 447 276
86 Now that's how you Liszt a house. 1.5407 0.01696 1855 1116 475 264
87 'Free jazz' really doesn't mean what I thought it did. 1.5406 0.01715 2181 1433 318 430
88 It certainly brought the house down. 1.5396 0.01533 2044 1185 618 241
89 It’s so in tune with the times. 1.5396 0.02977 543 313 167 63
90 Will you support my music career now, Dad? 1.5383 0.01726 2088 1371 317 400
91 Huh . . . and all this time I was waiting for the other shoe. 1.5381 0.01790 1563 924 439 200
92 You played with my gamma laser, did you? 1.5378 0.01738 2101 1389 299 413
93 Looks like the Father" thinks the Son should stick to carpentry. 1.5349 0.01782 2047 1387 235 425
94 The realtor failed to mention that the house had a roadrunner problem. 1.5348 0.01803 1984 1321 267 396
95 I still think we should try turning it the other way. 1.5335 0.01658 1837 1092 510 235
96 When I was singing “Rock Me Amadeus” I wasn’t asking for this. 1.5332 0.01806 1986 1333 251 402
97 You know what? This is JUST fine 1.5308 0.01854 1897 1287 219 391
98 In a way...it’s both major and minor damage. 1.5278 0.01810 1423 836 427 160
99 Evgeny Kissin meets Donnie Darko. 1.5273 0.01901 1798 1225 204 369
100 That must have been quite a leaky toilet on that airplane! 1.5264 0.01942 1763 1211 180 372
101 So much for your rooftop piano bar idea. 1.5260 0.02027 1192 708 341 143
102 I told you it wouldn't fit. 1.5233 0.01702 1569 926 472 171
103 Every night bitching about the giraffe! So I guess you're happy now. I've got news . I'm moving back. Good luck. 1.5231 0.01995 1690 1168 162 360
104 If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it. 1.5205 0.03229 488 297 128 63
105 Told you his performance would bring down the house... 1.5190 0.01770 1555 935 434 186
106 For sale. Under a grand. 1.5178 0.02646 703 424 194 85
107 Perhaps a little to the left? 1.5164 0.04687 213 126 64 23
108 I wonder where the rest of the orchestra landed? 1.5151 0.02724 629 373 188 68
109 We have two wishes left. We can fix this. 1.5144 0.02106 1112 685 286 141
110 This isn't what I had in mind when I said "drop the keys by the door." 1.5130 0.01874 1425 875 370 180
111 The ill-tempered clavier 1.5124 0.02495 849 532 199 118
112 This might be the eighth or ninth most weird thing I've seen this year. 1.5120 0.03055 500 298 148 54
113 I thought they all played harps up there. 1.5119 0.01917 1303 790 361 152
114 I guess this week’s piano lesson is on the house. 1.5093 0.01917 1345 824 357 164
115 I told you... downloading music is never safe 1.5084 0.01962 1249 758 347 144
116 Who knew she was a witch? 1.5079 0.02100 1323 874 227 222
117 On second thought, maybe we should have gotten the baby grand. 1.5075 0.01815 1267 730 431 106
118 We. Are. Farmers. Bum bum bum bum bum bum buuuuum 1.5057 0.02046 1228 769 297 162
119 If it wasn't 2020, I'd consider this odd. 1.5056 0.01989 1250 773 323 154
120 looks a little bigger than the picture online... 1.5053 0.05048 190 116 52 22
121 Well, that ended on a low note. 1.5032 0.01950 1240 753 350 137
122 Well , that certainly brought down the house.... 1.5008 0.02024 1190 735 314 141
123 I think we made a big mistake having it delivered by drone. 1.5000 0.02879 514 302 167 45
124 In any other year, this would seem ridiculous. 1.5000 0.02008 1176 735 303 138
125 What's a Stein weigh? 1.4991 0.02134 1106 694 272 140
126 Okay, no more jokes about how this year can't get any worse. 1.4988 0.02310 846 509 252 85
127 They're cute when they're babies, but then they grow up. 1.4986 0.02132 1097 686 275 136
128 Now we know where the Flight of the Bumblebees ends. 1.4973 0.02161 1132 744 220 168
129 His offer was good, but he could only put down a grand. 1.4964 0.01967 1122 713 291 118
130 Well you were right. The living room isn't big enough for a piano. 1.4945 0.02085 1096 678 294 124
131 He said if I’d buy two pianos I’d get a third one on the house. 1.4930 0.02157 996 610 279 106
132 Hey, did you turn the stove off? 1.4917 0.03093 480 294 136 50
133 I am neither a musician or cartoonist, but I would say that there is something wrong with the scale. 1.4916 0.02395 834 519 220 95
134 Well,...you were right. It’s too big for the living room. 1.4892 0.02117 1014 624 285 105
135 My house b flat 1.4871 0.02278 971 621 227 123
136 Well isn't this grand? 1.4871 0.03288 427 264 118 45
137 I should have been more specific when I asked our realtor to drop off all the keys. 1.4864 0.02192 956 591 265 100
138 Should we file the insurance claim under major or minor incident? 1.4845 0.02308 933 596 222 115
139 Now I wish we had opted for ground delivery. 1.4838 0.02135 926 565 277 84
140 We'll take it, what are the chances of that happening again? 1.4830 0.02241 942 592 245 105
141 You should see next door; they got the entire percussion section. 1.4821 0.02371 865 550 213 102
142 That cloud looks like a duck 1.4814 0.02497 916 632 131 153
143 I see it’s still 2020 1.4810 0.02308 894 570 220 104
144 I'm impressed, it took only one grand for that demolition job. 1.4807 0.02301 909 577 227 105
145 Again? 1.4805 0.02381 872 565 199 108
146 No, if it was an "Act of God", it would be a Steinway. 1.4781 0.03704 366 237 83 46
147 Well, the realtor did say that they were dropping off the keys today.” 1.4751 0.02260 844 522 244 78
148 Well now. This is disconcerting. 1.4746 0.02427 769 482 209 78
149 He said he'd leave the keys by the front door. 1.4745 0.02418 824 531 196 97
150 We can’t let one failed launch kill the Juilliard Space Program.” 1.4745 0.02413 822 526 202 94
151 Delivery by drone isn't working out that well, is it? 1.4737 0.02341 836 527 222 87
152 Is this what the realtor meant when she said she would drop off a full set of keys? 1.4731 0.02324 835 524 227 84
153 FINALLY! Something that my insurance will actually cover. 1.4728 0.02458 810 524 189 97
154 Looks like we have A-minor problem. 1.4727 0.02335 806 504 224 78
155 That's enough, 2020. You win. 1.4710 0.02474 775 497 191 87
156 I always wondered what 'drop shipped' meant. 1.4699 0.02416 764 480 209 75
157 Did you remember to leave a review for the delivery guys? 1.4699 0.02380 764 475 219 70
158 The day the music died. And the Smiths. 1.4688 0.02661 689 448 159 82
159 There wasn't a note? 1.4681 0.02508 752 484 184 84
160 Did we already try it lengthwise? 1.4678 0.02534 761 496 174 91
161 I asked you not to leave the new 3-D printer on while we took our walk. 1.4668 0.02510 754 487 182 85
162 I thought it was sketchy when they said the house was under a grand. 1.4662 0.02524 725 464 184 77
163 You know what the weirdest part is? I don't even remember ordering a piano. 1.4662 0.02666 650 416 165 69
164 Well, I guess we ran out of Cloud storage. 1.4660 0.02529 749 486 177 86
165 That's what happens when there's music in the air. 1.4658 0.02532 745 483 177 85
166 Luckily it was a Baby Grand. 1.4647 0.02372 751 467 219 65
167 Talk about a grand finale... 1.4643 0.02478 728 462 194 72
168 Look, when it's tornado season in Oklahoma, you keep your Steinway in the basement. Everybody knows that. 1.4630 0.02504 702 444 191 67
169 Well, look on the bright side. That spider is definitely dead. 1.4614 0.02612 674 434 169 71
170 Damn you, Hurricane Liberace! 1.4602 0.02682 704 473 139 92
171 That's what happens when you defund the arts. 1.4594 0.02752 616 400 149 67
172 That’s still the second worst thing to happen today. 1.4593 0.02506 688 435 190 63
173 When you said it was “on the house” I thought you meant it was free!!!! 1.4590 0.02561 719 469 170 80
174 We missed the organ donor. 1.4579 0.02647 712 475 148 89
175 I told you not to click free delivery by drone. 1.4579 0.02454 712 450 198 64
176 You know, I think this is concerning 1.4576 0.02790 708 496 102 110
177 That Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No.2 never fails to brings the house down 1.4570 0.02572 709 468 160 81
178 Well, Dorothy, there's one baby grand that isn't in Kansas any more... 1.4566 0.02826 668 458 115 95
179 Not what I had in mind when I told you to drop a grand on the house 1.4561 0.03281 399 253 110 36
180 I wasn't ready for that last movement. 1.4550 0.02666 655 428 156 71
181 Oh, that’s grand...just grand. 1.4544 0.02619 680 445 161 74
182 Looks like atonal loss 1.4538 0.02696 639 418 152 69
183 I never knew music could have such an impact. 1.4525 0.02736 590 380 153 57
184 Should we call the tuner? 1.4520 0.02736 635 420 143 72
185 I know it’s 2020, but I did not see that coming. 1.4518 0.02677 633 412 156 65
186 The piano movers did mention they were dropping it off. 1.4517 0.02636 631 406 165 60
187 They said they would leave the keys near the front door. 1.4514 0.02653 638 414 160 64
188 I really regret signing up for that crash course in piano. 1.4514 0.02699 638 419 150 69
189 So when you said they'd drop off the keys... 1.4509 0.02604 632 416 156 60
190 This is the problem with online shopping. You can never tell how big anything is by the photos. 1.4503 0.02771 624 415 137 72
191 I hear they survived with major and minor injuries. 1.4501 0.02650 651 426 157 68
192 Ironic, our deductible is a grand. 1.4496 0.02644 625 403 163 59
193 And you laughed when I got giant piano insurance. 1.4496 0.02644 625 403 163 59
194 Not what I had in mind when I asked you to “fill the house with music.” 1.4494 0.02713 623 411 145 67
195 It really takes the focus off that horrible sofa in the den. 1.4493 0.03548 345 222 91 32
196 I'm going to say it, I don't always get Frank Gehry. 1.4467 0.02717 600 393 147 60
197 It took 88 keys, but at least now the door is open. 1.4449 0.04416 227 148 57 22
198 Looks like that took care of the elephant in the room. 1.4448 0.02778 580 380 142 58
199 I actually ordered an upright. 1.4448 0.02746 580 377 148 55
200 On second thoughts, glad we didn't quarantine 1.4447 0.03071 434 276 123 35
201 Well played, 2020. 1.4444 0.02664 585 384 146 55
202 On the other hand, not many people can say they've got a piano in every room. 1.4444 0.02771 576 378 141 57
203 It’s like this thing just fell off a clef 1.4443 0.02842 574 381 131 62
204 In retrospect, next-day drone delivery did seem a little too good to be true. 1.4433 0.02692 609 398 152 59
205 I suppose drone delivery was a bit of a reach. 1.4431 0.02756 580 379 145 56
206 And I said, 'No need for insurance. Never going to happen. 1.4431 0.02735 580 377 149 54
207 I liked it better when the choices were limited to 'bird,' 'plane,' or 'Superman.' 1.4413 0.02733 596 392 145 59
208 The insurance company says it was orchestrated 1.4409 0.02790 567 372 140 55
209 I hear in the divorce settlement he agreed to drop off the keys. 1.4409 0.02889 567 381 122 64
210 Before the climate changed it was only frogs and fish. 1.4405 0.02822 588 394 129 65
211 So, I guess we'll be doing Thanksgiving at your mom's? 1.4394 0.02698 553 353 157 43
212 ...and if FEMA won't help, call the NEA 1.4393 0.03069 560 400 77 83
213 Wow! Someone dropped a grand on that dump? 1.4388 0.02874 556 371 126 59
214 Wow. The forecast was for piccolos. 1.4386 0.02896 529 349 128 52
215 Well, that was certainly the most original version of Hayden's "Surprise Symphony" that I ever heard.. 1.4379 0.02818 580 388 130 62
216 I keep telling the fed x guy not to throw items on the porch. 1.4376 0.02864 537 354 131 52
217 Do we have to disclose this to the buyer? 1.4368 0.02908 538 360 120 57
218 Delivery by drone obviously has its flaws. 1.4364 0.02780 566 385 124 57
219 Is 'Grand Slam' only a term used for baseball? 1.4364 0.05179 165 109 40 16
220 Once upon a time, this would' have fazed us. 1.4358 0.02765 537 352 138 47
221 So I said, "If I'm not here, just leave it on the porch." 1.4350 0.02849 531 349 133 49
222 I guess drone delivery still has a few kinks to work out. 1.4345 0.02862 534 353 130 51
223 I heard the kid say that the only way he would take piano lessons would be if a piano fell out of the sky and landed on the house. 1.4338 0.02798 551 363 137 51
224 It's what's known as a massive art attack. 1.4335 0.02934 519 346 121 52
225 I'm sure I said "Alexa, play Pennies from Heaven" 1.4329 0.03064 492 332 107 53
226 Well, I did ask for a sign. Susan, I'm quitting my job and restarting the band. 1.4321 0.02914 530 355 121 54
227 The house B-Flat. 1.4320 0.02971 507 339 117 51
228 Can't wait for the State Farm commercial on this one! 1.4319 0.03068 514 353 100 61
229 88 keys and they still couldn’t get in. 1.4314 0.02945 510 340 120 50
230 You were right. Our house is too small for a piano. 1.4303 0.02787 509 352 113 44
231 Oh no, not again. 1.4300 0.03048 507 348 101 58
232 The house comes with a piano. 1.4300 0.02930 507 337 122 48
233 2020, am I right? 1.4297 0.02904 526 351 122 52
234 We also thought the election results of 2016 would never happen. 1.4289 0.03044 499 339 106 54
235 Amazon needs to re-think drone deliveries. 1.4280 0.02610 521 339 146 36
236 Well that concerto brought the house down 1.4280 0.02986 521 355 109 57
237 Actually, this is a lot less bizarre than the RNC convention. 1.4280 0.02986 521 355 109 57
238 I always thought that there were only harps up there. 1.4280 0.02965 500 337 113 50
239 Rooftop entertaining sounded like a good idea 1.4278 0.04663 180 116 51 13
240 Well, it’s certainly not the worst thing that’s happened this year. 1.4277 0.03021 498 337 109 52
241 You think this is bad, you should see where the pianist landed. 1.4274 0.02962 496 331 118 47
242 Let’s meet the new neighbors another time - they seem busy. 1.4272 0.02961 515 348 114 53
243 When he said he’d be dropping off the piano, I thought…. 1.4268 0.02893 471 305 131 35
244 The ad said the sellers were throwing in a piano "on the house". 1.4257 0.02963 505 340 115 50
245 Can’t say I’m surprised given the way this year is going 1.4256 0.02985 484 323 116 45
246 Well, piano falling on house. I think that completes our 2020 BINGO card. 1.4251 0.03038 494 339 102 53
247 Well, Isaac Newton would be proud. 1.4237 0.03053 472 318 108 46
248 Well that performance brought down the House ! 1.4232 0.03068 475 322 105 48
249 Concert literally brought the house down 1.4232 0.03319 475 340 69 66
250 In the showroom, it looked smaller. 1.4232 0.02995 475 317 115 43
251 Well, they did say there would only b minor damage... 1.4218 0.03179 467 323 91 53
252 Maybe if you turn it around it will fit 1.4218 0.03061 467 315 107 45
253 So, it's not just harps the angels play. 1.4218 0.03038 486 333 102 51
254 Hell Yeah, I still want to buy the house...I mean, what are the chances of that ever happening again?? 1.4216 0.02852 491 322 131 38
255 Should have ordered the harmonica. 1.4216 0.02994 491 332 111 48
256 I guess drone delivery is not for everything. 1.4213 0.02889 489 333 112 44
257 Looks like the Wicked Witch has made some new enemies. 1.4213 0.03086 489 353 76 60
258 On that note... 1.4212 0.02971 463 306 119 38
259 Fall 2020, right on schedule. 1.4209 0.03286 392 262 95 35
260 Timbre! 1.4200 0.03329 419 289 84 46
261 ''I can't Handel this.'' 1.4197 0.03414 355 236 89 30
262 Well, instead of a house warming we can call it a grand opening. 1.4192 0.03164 458 315 94 49
263 That’s destruction on a grand scale. 1.4185 0.02929 454 297 124 33
264 When I said we should drop a grand on the new house, I was speaking *metaphorically*! 1.4183 0.03070 471 321 103 47
265 I knew we should have hired a fiddler on the roof. 1.4183 0.03114 471 324 97 50
266 We can’t collect insurance—it was orchestrated. 1.4183 0.02919 471 316 115 40
267 Should I have tipped the movers? 1.4181 0.03085 452 305 105 42
268 Yeah. . . 2020. 1.4176 0.03133 467 322 95 50
269 That must have been some hurricane to hit the Florida Keys. 1.4172 0.03172 465 323 90 52
270 I thought they only played harps up there...? 1.4167 0.03098 468 321 99 48
271 I wonder when they switched from playing harps? 1.4167 0.05025 168 113 40 15
272 A crash course in the piano - did you read the fine print? 1.4165 0.03025 461 310 110 41
273 Wonder if Farmers has seen this thing? 1.4163 0.03122 466 321 96 49
274 And God said, if you play Chopsticks one more time... 1.4163 0.03182 442 303 94 45
275 Well, the movers did say it was on the house. 1.4163 0.03034 442 294 112 36
276 Before this Administration, raining giant Steinways would have been really freaky! 1.4158 0.03197 457 318 88 51
277 Does your insurance cover A-Major disaster? 1.4148 0.03431 393 273 77 43
278 I hear the delivery guy once had a newspaper route. 1.4142 0.03108 437 295 103 39
279 The listing says, “a fixer-upper with a grand view.” 1.4142 0.03125 437 296 101 40
280 I downloaded it from the cloud. 1.4141 0.03181 454 315 90 49
281 I guess the fat lady sang 1.4137 0.03644 336 231 71 34
282 See? Piano insurance was not a waste of money 1.4136 0.03240 428 295 89 44
283 You picked the free shipping option, didn’t you? 1.4136 0.03084 428 286 107 35
284 Either we’re getting smaller or our problems are getting bigger. 1.4133 0.02977 450 299 116 35
285 Not the weirdest thing to happen this year. 1.4133 0.03123 450 308 98 44
286 At least now we don't have to worry about getting it through the door. 1.4131 0.03199 426 291 94 41
287 They did say you'd get the piano on-the-house. 1.4129 0.03003 448 302 109 37
288 Are we insured against metaphors? 1.4129 0.03196 448 311 89 48
289 Buy the house next to the beanstalk," you said. "What could go wrong?" you said 1.4126 0.03078 429 287 107 35
290 There was music in the air. 1.4118 0.03134 425 287 101 37
291 Well, I certainly didn’t see that one coming. 1.4112 0.03123 445 307 94 44
292 A minor fall, a major lift. 1.4112 0.03336 411 286 81 44
293 Man! His piano skills really DID bring down the house! 1.4101 0.03069 434 292 106 36
294 Wow! A Steinway! What are the odds? 1.4100 0.03061 439 296 106 37
295 Wow, perfect pitch 1.4097 0.03096 432 292 103 37
296 Well, it was a baby grand when I ordered it. 1.4097 0.03079 432 291 105 36
297 What were the chances of that happening?" "I'd say 20 20 1.4096 0.03122 437 298 99 40
298 I am hoping there is no encore. 1.4096 0.03105 437 297 101 39
299 Remember when it was only cats and dogs? 1.4096 0.02967 437 289 117 31
300 It looks like we're in treble. 1.4096 0.03105 437 297 101 39
301 Do you think they’ve seen this thing or two at Farmer’s Insurance? 1.4066 0.03176 423 290 94 39
302 He's really bringing down the house! 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
303 I don't think we're covered for lounge acts of God. 1.4055 0.03237 402 275 91 36
304 I told you the performance would bring down the house. 1.4054 0.03283 407 282 85 40
305 Fine, I agree, the piano's too big. 1.4045 0.03298 398 277 82 39
306 The drone will drop it at your front door, you said... 1.4045 0.03240 398 272 91 35
307 He warned us: 'My way or the Steinway.' 1.4044 0.03221 408 280 91 37
308 On the other hand, they did deliver within the 2-day window. 1.4040 0.03172 396 267 98 31
309 I guess when you wish upon a star it pays to be specific 1.4040 0.03405 396 279 74 43
310 Did you say your piano playing brought down the house? 1.4040 0.03386 396 278 76 42
311 Remember when storms just blew your outdoor furniture around. 1.4039 0.03444 359 247 79 33
312 I'm not ordering another drone delivery until they work the bugs out. 1.4039 0.03204 411 282 92 37
313 I told them it wouldn’t fit. 1.4034 0.03168 414 283 94 36
314 Y'know, when you told me the damage would B Minor, I kinda thought something different... 1.4031 0.03333 392 272 82 38
315 Unusual for this time of year. 1.4029 0.03160 412 281 96 35
316 Grand! Just grand! 1.4025 0.03311 405 283 81 41
317 You always think it can't happen to you. 1.4020 0.03346 393 274 80 39
318 That explains the giant stool in the back yard. 1.4020 0.03162 408 278 96 34
319 Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get more cartoonish... 1.4016 0.03330 376 258 85 33
320 You should have ordered a BABY grand! 1.4010 0.03133 399 269 100 30
321 Well, nobody will notice the elephant in the room anymore 1.4010 0.03133 399 269 100 30
322 Now THAT was pianoforte! 1.4010 0.03232 399 274 90 35
323 You’re right, let’s buy the house. What are the odds of that ever happening again? 1.3995 0.03285 393 272 85 36
324 Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Piano. 1.3995 0.03266 393 271 87 35
325 This is going to tough to blame on Obama. 1.3995 0.03347 373 257 83 33
326 Remind me to cancel our Amazon Prime Air delivery subscription before the refrigerator ships. 1.3990 0.03348 386 269 80 37
327 I guess size does matter. 1.3988 0.03362 346 234 86 26
328 I can still remember when they used to use a wrecking ball. 1.3987 0.03587 301 203 76 22
329 It's so 2020. 1.3978 0.03331 372 256 84 32
330 At first,I thought you yelled,'Timbre!' 1.3973 0.03375 375 260 79 35
331 Eric is currently in charge of the Trump moving company. 1.3973 0.03397 375 262 77 36
332 I told you not to antagonize the Steinways. 1.3967 0.03378 368 255 80 33
333 I say we leave it where it is and call it performance art. 1.3962 0.03536 318 217 76 25
334 Just another day in 2020. 1.3953 0.03288 382 264 85 33
335 The 26 trombones are next door. 1.3952 0.03382 377 264 77 36
336 All I said was “Could 2020 get any worse?” 1.3950 0.03348 362 249 83 30
337 And the movers had the nerve to ask for an online review. 1.3947 0.03278 380 262 86 32
338 The value has been reduced by a grand. 1.3947 0.03257 380 261 88 31
339 I hate to start renovations on a bad note. 1.3942 0.02893 378 256 100 22
340 I don't know who orchestrated this attack, but it looks like a concerted effort. 1.3941 0.04217 269 195 42 32
341 He always said his performing would bring down the house... 1.3936 0.03387 376 264 76 36
342 So how much did you save with the free delivery option? 1.3936 0.03080 376 250 104 22
343 Yes, Cheryl, I do know that the USPS would have done a better job of delivery 1.3930 0.03314 374 259 83 32
344 Compared to the pandemic and forest fires, I'd put this somewhere on the descending scale. 1.3930 0.03102 374 252 98 24
345 I think I prefer cats and dogs 1.3930 0.03249 374 256 89 29
346 I’m so glad I skipped the flood and sinkhole and went straight for the low flying giant piano insurance option. 1.3929 0.03265 364 253 82 29
347 Finally, a smash hit! 1.3926 0.03306 377 264 79 34
348 You should always check the dimensions before ordering online. 1.3926 0.03274 377 260 86 31
349 Do you think they’ll try to consider this an act of God? 1.3925 0.03304 372 257 84 31
350 It isn’t exactly what I’d imagined when I opted for Drop Shipped. 1.3920 0.03328 375 261 81 33
351 I’m so over this year. 1.3919 0.03382 370 259 77 34
352 See, size does matter!!! 1.3919 0.03425 370 261 73 36
353 This used to be an upscale neighbourhood! 1.3914 0.03623 327 230 66 31
354 I guess Drone Delivery service hasn’t been perfected yet 1.3914 0.03275 373 257 86 30
355 This was a delivery Für Elise..Good thing she was out Chopin 1.3914 0.03488 373 267 66 40
356 Do you think this is a good enough excuse for your mother? 1.3896 0.03266 367 252 87 28
357 Good thing we’re not in a cartoon 1.3892 0.03572 352 252 63 37
358 I hope the fiddler wasn’t on the roof. Submitted by Douglas Monaghan Floral Park, New York 1.3884 0.03470 363 258 69 36
359 If it had been a giant harp, the insurance company could have called it an Act of God. 1.3876 0.03405 356 249 76 31
360 So, given delivery options, you picked drone? 1.3876 0.03381 356 248 78 30
361 I always knew classical music could bring the house down. 1.3868 0.03429 349 244 75 30
362 I think I left the stove on. 1.3868 0.03888 287 204 55 28
363 How many homes will be destroyed before they finally do something about falling pianos? 1.3866 0.03443 357 252 72 33
364 At this scale, the damage doesn't seem to B-Minor to me... 1.3866 0.03488 357 254 68 35
365 Which is the front door key? 1.3866 0.03420 357 251 74 32
366 What happened to cats and dogs? 1.3864 0.03237 352 239 90 23
367 F major. 1.3859 0.03547 355 255 63 37
368 This is why we can't have nice things. 1.3853 0.03538 327 231 67 29
369 The worst part is that I just had it tuned. 1.3853 0.03179 353 238 94 21
370 This is terrible luck -- our house is only insured for woodwind damage. 1.3853 0.03400 353 247 76 30
371 We did tell them not to leave deliveries on the porch.... 1.3853 0.03205 353 239 92 22
372 I guess this is the grand finale. 1.3849 0.03579 304 210 71 23
373 Awkward. 1.3846 0.03797 351 263 41 47
374 That's going to be a bitch to get back in tune 1.3844 0.03221 346 234 91 21
375 No, stupid, play till you bring the house down is just an expression. 1.3840 0.03544 349 250 64 35
376 Do you think that now we can sell the whole thing to MOMA? 1.3837 0.03311 344 236 84 24
377 I was wrong. I prefer the locusts. 1.3836 0.03659 305 214 65 26
378 As if this weren't bad enough, I ordered an upright. 1.3833 0.03341 347 240 81 26
379 I still have my doubts about drone delivery ... 1.3833 0.03366 347 241 79 27
380 Is it Baroque? 1.3833 0.03582 347 250 61 36
381 I'll take the house. What's the chance of that happening again? 1.3833 0.03316 347 239 83 25
382 You were right. It's not going to fit in the study. 1.3833 0.03366 347 241 79 27
383 What a Crashcendo 1.3826 0.03379 345 240 78 27
384 We shouldn't have picked the drone delivery option. 1.3826 0.03549 345 247 64 34
385 Still waiting on the volcano, but that piano insurance just paid for itself. 1.3824 0.03388 340 236 78 26
386 I think it’s Baroque” 1.3821 0.03839 301 217 53 31
387 My homework? A piano fell on my house and broke the internet. 1.3820 0.03519 322 225 71 26
388 Its a little out of scale for a house like this. 1.3819 0.03367 343 238 79 26
389 His last performance really brought down the house. 1.3812 0.04021 202 134 59 9
390 Metaphor my ass; it's a piano! 1.3810 0.03336 336 231 82 23
391 Someone orchestrated this. 1.3805 0.03537 297 204 73 20
392 Well, your sister did say the keys were on the front porch. 1.3804 0.03405 326 225 78 23
393 We can expect more of this if the Democrats win the elections. 1.3801 0.03569 342 246 62 34
394 The fog was so dense last night that the pilot had to make an instrument landing. 1.3801 0.03580 321 227 66 28
395 Our neighbor received our complaint. 1.3791 0.03598 335 241 61 33
396 Darn, I was gonna fix the screen door this weekend. 1.3787 0.03628 301 211 66 24
397 Well Ma’am, our first priority in this case would be looking for a very flat coyote. 1.3787 0.03500 338 240 68 30
398 Huh, it looked smaller in the store. 1.3784 0.03563 333 238 64 31
399 I told you I heard something. 1.3784 0.03486 333 235 70 28
400 This is A major problem. 1.3784 0.03537 333 237 66 30
401 That piano has been nothing but treble. 1.3784 0.03486 333 237 67 29
402 That's the last time I order anything from a drop-shipper. 1.3782 0.03537 312 218 70 24
403 Goddamnit. Again? 1.3780 0.03614 336 243 59 34
404 I'm pretty sure this house is going to wind up on the Chopin block. 1.3779 0.03674 299 211 63 25
405 The Feng Shui is totally off... 1.3774 0.03581 310 223 61 26
406 Is THIS the “Day The Music Died?” 1.3770 0.04419 191 132 46 13
407 Seems about right for 2020. 1.3769 0.03514 329 233 68 28
408 At least now we know where that music was coming from. 1.3769 0.03380 329 228 78 23
409 Up on the Roof “ might work better on guitar 1.3769 0.03618 329 237 60 32
410 We’re insured with that company that says “We’ve seen it all and we covered it,” right? 1.3769 0.03567 329 235 64 30
411 I thought they didn't have anything bigger than harps up there. 1.3769 0.03324 329 231 74 24
412 This is so 2020 😮 1.3769 0.03488 329 232 70 27
413 The forecast only called for winds. 1.3766 0.03684 308 220 60 28
414 No pianist has had a worse audition with St. Peter. 1.3766 0.03684 308 220 60 28
415 Yep, it's still 2020. 1.3766 0.03655 308 219 62 27
416 Has anyone seen the cat? 1.3764 0.03688 263 180 67 16
417 Yes Jan, I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.3761 0.03489 327 233 66 28
418 Order from Amazon", you said. "They have drone delivery", you said. "What could go wrong? 1.3761 0.03529 327 232 67 28
419 Three months from now we’ll look back on this as the good ol’ days. 1.3760 0.03902 242 172 51 19
420 Crashendo 🎼 1.3758 0.03648 322 232 59 31
421 Well, that's a smash hit. 1.3754 0.03645 309 220 62 27
422 I understand the candelabra took out a school bus. 1.3754 0.03516 325 230 68 27
423 Call the house tuner. Tell him it’s flat. 1.3754 0.03649 325 235 58 32
424 Whoa! Here comes the bench! 1.3754 0.03434 325 227 74 24
425 It’s a gift from your Aunt Dorothy in Kansas. 1.3754 0.03462 325 228 72 25
426 Makes raining cats and dogs seem like nothing. 1.3750 0.03385 320 224 74 22
427 He always said he'd get back at us for making him take piano lessons. 1.3743 0.04668 187 133 38 16
428 I can't tell if this is art or a mistake. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
429 I told you to not let the roadrunner in the house. 1.3738 0.03680 321 233 56 32
430 Remember when you said dropping a grand into the roof would pay off in the long run...? 1.3738 0.03546 321 228 66 27
431 When I said I had to drop a grand on the roof, this isn’t what I meant. 1.3738 0.03289 321 221 81 19
432 See!? I knew it! We are cartoon characters! 1.3730 0.03670 319 231 57 31
433 I said "Fiddler" on the roof!! 1.3730 0.03448 319 223 73 23
434 Makes our massive clarinet damage seem pretty reasonable. 1.3730 0.03539 311 219 68 24
435 It's a tonal loss. 1.3729 0.03704 295 210 60 25
436 Go ahead and say it - 'Rooftop piano bar, bad idea.' 1.3728 0.03809 287 206 55 26
437 Well, the salesman did say that delivery was on the house. 1.3726 0.03486 314 223 67 24
438 I think Amazon might want to rethink drone deliveries. 1.3722 0.03658 317 229 58 30
439 Well, that fell flat. 1.3722 0.03404 317 220 76 21
440 She got the piano, but he got the house 1.3722 0.03658 317 229 58 30
441 This is one of those classic marriage moments where I chastise you for not measuring. 1.3718 0.03602 312 225 59 28
442 Remember those old piano lounges in 747's? 1.3718 0.03529 312 220 68 24
443 Well, that brought the house down. 1.3718 0.03411 312 224 66 22
444 I had a feeling it was gonna be too big for our space. 1.3718 0.03587 312 224 61 27
445 Worse is on the way. This is only the Baby. 1.3714 0.03403 315 221 72 22
446 And that's why I'm voting for the guy who will keep giant pianos out of the suburbs. 1.3714 0.03563 315 224 65 26
447 Don't worry about getting locked out. The house comes with 88 keys. 1.3714 0.03388 315 218 77 20
448 That's gonna be way more than a grand. 1.3714 0.03591 315 225 63 27
449 That last movement really brought down the house! 1.3714 0.03591 315 225 63 27
450 The agent said we're only covered for wind instruments. 1.3714 0.03647 315 227 59 29
451 I dont care what the listing says, that's not a Steinway. 1.3714 0.03476 315 221 71 23
452 I think that Heaven is having more fun than we are. 1.3714 0.03563 315 224 65 26
453 This is f*** major! 1.3714 0.03447 315 220 73 22
454 Steinway from heaven? 1.3710 0.03660 310 223 59 28
455 what's a Steinway?" "About 20,000 pounds 1.3707 0.03647 294 208 63 23
456 You were right, a piano really did change the look of our house.” 1.3706 0.03606 313 224 62 27
457 I’m thinking F-major. 1.3701 0.03818 308 227 48 33
458 Not again... 1.3701 0.03734 308 224 54 30
459 That’s a grand slam. 1.3701 0.03705 308 223 56 29
460 I just know the media is going to blow this out of proportion. 1.3696 0.03778 257 179 61 17
461 Looks like there are still a few kinks in cloud storage. 1.3693 0.03693 306 221 57 28
462 No longer surprised by anything, #2020 1.3693 0.03750 306 223 53 30
463 I read that 846 years ago, the same asteroid deposited a Hammond Organ.” 1.3684 0.03709 304 220 56 28
464 So the major lift precedes the minor fall? 1.3677 0.03670 291 207 61 23
465 It's a bit flat. 1.3668 0.03621 289 204 64 21
466 I'll never condone vandalism, but you have to admit it's creative. 1.3661 0.03536 295 207 68 20
467 well, that certainly strikes a chord 1.3652 0.03506 282 195 71 16
468 Well, that should take care of the deductible. 1.3645 0.03565 299 212 65 22
469 You should have just signed up for streaming music like everyone else. 1.3645 0.04220 203 142 48 13
470 Thank God we have cliché insurance. 1.3640 0.03769 261 184 59 18
471 That new drone delivery system has its shortcomings. 1.3630 0.03719 292 214 53 24
472 Anthony is going to have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack when he gets home. 1.3630 0.03813 292 214 50 28
473 g-Flat, I'm pretty sure 1.3630 0.03813 292 214 49 28
474 Did they even TRY the door first? 1.3630 0.03490 292 209 62 21
475 Well that's settles that! The piano is definitely a member of the percussian family. 1.3630 0.03623 292 208 62 22
476 I guess you were right. No way it fits through the front door. 1.3630 0.03750 292 212 54 26
477 Do you think they're home? 1.3624 0.03633 287 204 62 21
478 Do you see a piano bench? It was supposed to come with a bench. 1.3621 0.03573 290 205 65 20
479 Not even a Steinway. Let's keep looking. 1.3618 0.03645 293 210 60 23
480 I guess we exceeded our cloud storage. 1.3614 0.03847 285 209 49 27
481 In any other year I would not have believed it. 1.3614 0.03581 285 201 65 19
482 I guess I should have chosen ground shipping. 1.3614 0.04111 202 140 51 11
483 You were right. A full concert grand would overwhelm the space. 1.3611 0.03622 288 205 62 21
484 Talked to the agent. We're only insured for uprights. 1.3611 0.03655 288 206 60 22
485 Imagine the size of the pianist. 1.3611 0.03688 288 219 42 27
486 Steinways always bring the house down. 1.3611 0.03416 288 203 68 17
487 You just had to choose “Drone delivery” didn’t you. 1.3611 0.03555 288 203 66 19
488 It's for sale and they're tossing in the piano. 1.3611 0.03622 288 205 62 21
489 I always knew we’d have to drop a grand or two on the house before we could list it. Now I’m not so sure that’s a good idea. 1.3611 0.03655 288 206 60 22
490 By the way, I’m also sleeping with our therapist. 1.3611 0.03655 288 206 60 22
491 Well Edith, I guess this proves that the kids were wrong when they said that everything can be safely uploaded to that “cloud” thing. 1.3607 0.03693 280 200 59 21
492 It Baroque.” 1.3601 0.03672 286 205 59 22
493 You were right, honey. A fiddler would have been better. 1.3601 0.03376 286 204 64 18
494 An anvil would have been enough to get the point across. 1.3601 0.03867 286 211 47 28
495 The answer is blowing in the wind 1.3601 0.03867 286 211 47 28
496 Apparently, Dorothy's baby grand is also not in Kansas anymore. 1.3594 0.04283 217 157 42 18
497 And here we were worried about that big tree falling on the house. 1.3594 0.03524 281 199 64 18
498 Its called grand entrance 1.3592 0.03655 284 203 60 21
499 That's what we get for ordering from ACME Pianos. 1.3592 0.03551 284 205 58 21
500 This cloud-based retail thing still needs work. 1.3592 0.03586 284 201 64 19
501 I told you his brilliant piano playing would one day bring the house down. 1.3592 0.04043 284 215 36 33
502 What would Chopin do? 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
503 I measured twice... 1.3574 0.03537 277 194 67 16
504 We should have ordered the Baby Grand. 1.3571 0.03757 280 203 54 23
505 This is what happens if you prank call the public station pledge drive. 1.3571 0.03891 280 207 46 27
506 I told you to lift with your legs. 1.3571 0.03858 280 206 48 26
507 Etude, Brute? 1.3571 0.03891 280 207 46 27
508 There's a big pianist joke in here somewhere. 1.3571 0.03547 280 202 58 20
509 Can we keep it? 1.3571 0.03511 280 196 68 16
510 Treble from Above! 1.3569 0.03449 283 197 71 15
511 At least it's not as big as the piano that killed the dinosaurs. 1.3564 0.03770 275 199 54 22
512 Whatever. It's 2020. 1.3563 0.03912 261 190 49 22
513 We tried to explain the difference between a grand and a baby grand. He wouldn’t listen. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
514 I did not hear that one coming. 1.3561 0.03581 278 201 57 20
515 When I said ‘just put it anywhere’ that’s not what I meant. 1.3561 0.03635 278 198 61 19
516 It's not so funny when it's your house, is it? 1.3559 0.03712 281 203 56 22
517 Well, at least 2020 is starting to show a sense of humor. 1.3556 0.03671 270 192 60 18
518 Where are Laurel & Hardy when you need them! 1.3553 0.03823 273 199 51 23
519 I guess the bench will be dropped off later. 1.3553 0.03530 273 191 67 15
520 Hmm...I liked it better where it was before. 1.3551 0.03758 276 200 54 22
521 You'll laugh, but I liked it better in the family room. 1.3542 0.03507 271 191 65 15
522 Accident investigators are going to report 88 key findings. 1.3542 0.03697 271 194 58 19
523 And you were worried about the window I forgot to close. 1.3542 0.03734 271 195 56 20
524 Eighty-eight keys and we still can't get in. 1.3540 0.03668 274 196 59 19
525 When the music really brings the house down. 1.3540 0.03776 274 199 53 22
526 Well, I guess I would not have known where to put it anyway. 1.3540 0.03741 274 198 55 21
527 I told them to leave the keys UNDER the mat. 1.3540 0.03846 274 201 49 24
528 He already called. There's a Falling Piano exclusion. 1.3540 0.03915 274 203 45 26
529 Other than that, how did you like the piece? 1.3540 0.03705 274 197 57 20
530 NASA said the 2018VP1 asteroid was the size of a piano and poses no threat to Earth, but now I'm not so sure. 1.3532 0.03825 269 196 51 22
531 I'll admit, I was expecting frogs. 1.3532 0.03714 269 193 57 19
532 Any chance it arrived with a wicked witch and ruby slippers? 1.3532 0.03825 269 196 51 22
533 Some more fall out from 'Stairway to Heaven' applicants I think. 1.3532 0.03967 269 200 43 26
534 I heard that one of the horsemen was classically trained. 1.3532 0.03677 269 192 59 18
535 That was an F-major. 1.3532 0.03861 269 197 49 23
536 Oh, grand. Just grand. 1.3532 0.03600 269 190 63 16
537 And we just had it tuned! 1.3532 0.03788 269 195 53 21
538 Told you we shouldn't have had it drop shipped. 1.3532 0.03770 269 197 50 22
539 Some one sure likes to make a grand entrance. 1.3532 0.03714 269 193 57 19
540 We need a piano room. 1.3532 0.03896 269 198 47 24
541 Well, this should end the debate over whether the piano is a string or percussion instrument. 1.3532 0.03677 269 192 59 18
542 Ok, no more drone delivery. 1.3532 0.03320 269 188 70 11
543 Perhaps drone delivery wasn't the best idea. 1.3532 0.03402 269 191 63 14
544 Strange as it may seem, no one heard a thing. 1.3532 0.03751 269 194 55 20
545 Amazon texted that the bench will arrive tomorrow. 1.3532 0.03751 269 194 55 20
546 Some people just aren't cut out for the tiny house movement. 1.3532 0.03788 269 195 53 21
547 It looked smaller in the catalog. 1.3529 0.03900 272 201 46 25
548 You were right; it does seem ostentatious. 1.3529 0.03794 272 198 52 22
549 Don't you feel the urge to just go on up there and play chopsticks? 1.3523 0.03837 264 192 51 21
550 Wonder what happened to the stool? 1.3523 0.03442 264 196 51 17
551 You just had to order the adult grand, didn't you? 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
552 The insurance company wants to know if it's natural or accidental. 1.3521 0.03880 267 196 48 23
553 When Joe said his concerto brought the house down, I was picturing something else. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
554 I guess we should have picked ground delivery. 1.3517 0.03887 236 168 53 15
555 This place could use a tune-up. 1.3506 0.04220 231 171 39 21
556 I think the realtor’s office might have sent over the wrong set of keys. 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
557 They no longer sparked joy. 1.3504 0.04282 254 195 29 30
558 This is A-flat house. 1.3502 0.03920 237 170 51 16
559 They should have told us it wasn’t to scale. 1.3502 0.03920 237 170 51 16
560 I should’ve married your sister, the concert tambourinist. 1.3498 0.04028 263 197 40 26
561 You were right. It’s too big for the living room. 1.3498 0.03570 263 185 64 14
562 The asking price was too high, so asked the owners to drop a grand. 1.3498 0.03529 263 191 57 15
563 The drone delivery program still has some bugs to be worked out. 1.3498 0.03806 263 191 52 20
564 To be fair, it did sound like you asked the genie for giant pianist. 1.3498 0.04100 263 199 36 28
565 Well, he's really brought down the house with that performance. 1.3498 0.03844 263 192 50 21
566 I say we don't give the movers a big tip 1.3494 0.03745 249 177 57 15
567 I told you “Fee fi fo fum” meant he was getting mad and you should shut up! 1.3492 0.03584 252 176 64 12
568 There was music in the air...until there wasn't 1.3488 0.03777 258 186 54 18
569 So, when you said you dropped a grand on the new house.... 1.3487 0.04049 261 196 39 26
570 I checked with the insurance. The piano is covered. 1.3487 0.03667 261 186 59 16
571 Drop a few grand on your house and it will look like new, they said. 1.3487 0.03747 261 188 55 18
572 Wonder who in Heaven thought to improve on a mic drop? 1.3487 0.03976 261 194 43 24
573 Honey, I shrunk the stage. 1.3487 0.04262 261 202 27 32
574 Just remember how much we saved by moving it ourselves. 1.3487 0.03901 261 192 47 22
575 Sometimes, music just hits you. 1.3487 0.03607 261 187 58 16
576 Oh, for goodness sake, I said "PENNIES" from heaven! 1.3485 0.04047 241 177 44 20
577 You were right. A spinet made more sense. 1.3485 0.03717 264 192 53 19
578 No wonder second day air delivery was free 1.3482 0.03922 224 159 52 13
579 The rooftop lounge was a bad idea. 1.3482 0.03976 247 181 46 20
580 I'm so glad we waited to replace the roof. 1.3480 0.03859 250 181 51 18
581 Kind of ironic. I think our deductible is around a grand. 1.3477 0.03673 256 182 59 15
582 It's not my copy of East of Eden, but you have to admit the same-day delivery is impressive. 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
583 On the plus side, somewhere there's a passenger plane which just got a lot of extra leg room. 1.3475 0.03603 259 183 62 14
584 Well Baby, ain't this grand? 1.3465 0.03935 254 187 46 21
585 Yeah, we should have gone with the upright. 1.3465 0.03540 254 180 61 13
586 I always thought a coyote had to be underneath.... 1.3456 0.04107 217 157 45 15
587 You weren't kidding about bringing the house down! 1.3451 0.03882 255 187 48 20
588 That’s not what I meant when I said, “Let’s drop a grand on home improvements.” 1.3451 0.03802 255 185 52 18
589 I just knew your brother was going to leave the job half done. 1.3451 0.04152 255 194 34 27
590 Definitely in tune with the times. 1.3448 0.04008 203 143 50 10
591 Told ya it wouldn’t fit. 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
592 I bet we could buy this house for a song. 1.3439 0.03862 253 185 49 19
593 I think it's going to have to be tuned. 1.3439 0.03902 253 186 47 20
594 "Well, at least that pesky roadrunner problem is finally resolved" 1.3439 0.03674 253 188 46 19
595 I told you his playing would bring the house down. 1.3439 0.03942 253 187 45 21
596 They said Climate Change would lead to natural disasters on a grand scale... 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
597 I can remember when it only rained cats and dogs. 1.3439 0.03696 253 181 57 15
598 You never think it’ll happen to you 1.3439 0.04021 253 189 41 23
599 Wouldn’t you know it, the one thing I don’t have coverage for. 1.3439 0.03902 253 186 47 20
600 It’s the wrong White House 1.3439 0.03738 253 188 48 17
601 I never thought of the piano as an instrument of destruction. 1.3438 0.04015 224 162 47 15
602 First the anvil, then the safe. No way the insurance company will pay for this. 1.3438 0.03870 256 188 48 20
603 Damn 2020 1.3438 0.03870 256 188 48 20
604 I guess you'd call that a grand slam 1.3427 0.03744 248 178 55 15
605 Oh, the Humanities! 1.3426 0.04003 251 187 42 22
606 I tell you — it needs tuning! 1.3426 0.03840 251 188 42 21
607 So I told her ... if you drop the price ten grand, we'll take it ... she might have misheard me. 1.3426 0.03692 251 182 53 16
608 It'll need to be tuned. 1.3426 0.03649 251 181 55 15
609 The Realtor said the Piano would be "On the House"... 1.3426 0.03798 251 182 52 17
610 I knew Hurricane Ludwig was going to be trouble.” 1.3426 0.03881 251 184 48 19
611 I think the delivery drone thing is being way oversold. 1.3426 0.03840 251 188 42 21
612 What’s a Steinway? Enough to crush a house. 1.3426 0.04042 251 188 40 23
613 Drone may not have been the best delivery choice. 1.3426 0.03922 251 185 46 20
614 At least we got home before a porch pirate could steal it." 1.3426 0.03714 251 182 53 16
615 Should we ring the doorbell or just play F? 1.3426 0.03756 251 181 54 16
616 I don't like the new drone delivery system anymore. 1.3426 0.04082 251 189 38 24
617 It's a tuner upper. 1.3425 0.03808 254 185 51 18
618 It may need tuning... 1.3425 0.03684 254 182 57 15
619 It's 2020. We should have expected this. 1.3425 0.03641 254 181 59 14
620 Hmm, I thought they all played the harp. 1.3425 0.03329 254 195 44 15
621 They did say the demolition would be a grand. 1.3425 0.04084 254 192 37 25
622 Now that cloud shaped like an anvil is making me nervous. 1.3421 0.04012 228 166 46 16
623 Just last night the news was only predicting heavy woodwinds. 1.3420 0.04137 193 137 46 10
624 If this happens one more time, they're going to cancel our insurance. 1.3418 0.03906 237 172 49 16
625 It doesn't spark joy. 1.3415 0.03977 246 182 44 20
626 The tornado went right thru Graceland 1.3415 0.03935 246 181 46 19
627 It happened the day the music died. 1.3415 0.03762 246 177 54 15
628 Day the music died? 1.3415 0.03718 246 176 56 14
629 Yeah, but it’s still funny. 1.3415 0.04018 246 183 42 21
630 Steinway from Heaven , indeed... 1.3415 0.04018 246 183 42 21
631 Well, shit. 1.3415 0.04140 246 186 36 24
632 Well, isn’t that grand! 1.3414 0.03943 249 184 45 20
633 You always wanted a piano in the front room. 1.3414 0.02699 249 186 52 11
634 Et tu, forte? 1.3414 0.03731 249 179 55 15
635 So that's how The Beatles got that sound at the end. 1.3414 0.03859 249 182 49 18
636 We’ll need to get that tuned. 1.3414 0.03688 249 178 57 14
637 Well,guess who got a second term? 1.3414 0.03710 249 186 44 19
638 Love it or Liszt it? 1.3414 0.04104 249 188 37 24
639 Well, they did say they’d drop it off today 1.3409 0.03904 220 157 51 12
640 I thought the agent meant that the house came with no strings. 1.3405 0.04146 232 173 39 20
641 Are we in an insurance ad? 1.3404 0.03880 235 170 50 15
642 Do you keep all your music in the cloud? 1.3402 0.03825 244 177 51 16
643 In the key of A Flat Manor. 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
644 This is the house we bought for a song. 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
645 That’s why they now use harps. 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
646 Well ain't that grand? 1.3402 0.03781 244 181 45 18
647 I don't want to be here when the neighbors return from vacation. 1.3402 0.03869 244 178 49 17
648 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a new roof in a "classical style" . 1.3402 0.03913 244 179 47 18
649 The worst part is that our insurance only covers uprights 1.3402 0.03869 244 178 49 17
650 He’s six. Did he really need a grand piano? 1.3402 0.04040 244 182 41 21
651 Well, you know, it is 2020 1.3402 0.04040 244 182 41 21
652 It's 2020, ... enough said. 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
653 Huh, I guess the drone delivery service needs some tuning up, too. 1.3402 0.03825 244 177 51 16
654 Arrived by drone on next-day delivery. 1.3402 0.03913 244 179 47 18
655 Perhaps if we added some violins, the piano wouldn't seem so overpowering. 1.3402 0.03736 244 175 55 14
656 Hurricane Ludwig 1.3402 0.03825 244 177 51 16
657 Well, Anna, I'd say God wants you to switch to clarinet. 1.3402 0.03955 244 180 45 19
658 The insurance company isn't going to believe this happened again. 1.3402 0.04040 244 182 41 21
659 It’s bigger than I expected. 1.3402 0.03691 244 181 48 15
660 Like I said I’ll vote for Trump the day it starts raining grand pianos. 1.3402 0.03913 244 179 47 18
661 It may need a little fine-tuning.... 1.3402 0.04122 244 184 37 23
662 Tell me we have heavy-cartoonish-items-falling-from-great-heights insurance. 1.3402 0.03455 244 180 50 14
663 It's more like a crash-scendo. 1.3402 0.03781 244 176 53 15
664 Go ahead, call my fears unreasonable. 1.3402 0.04081 244 183 39 22
665 I’m not afraid of a fixer upper, but this house is too Baroque to Handel. 1.3402 0.04122 244 184 37 23
666 Summer 2020’s grand finale 1.3402 0.04040 244 182 41 21
667 Welp, it’s not the worst thing that’s happened in 2020. 1.3402 0.03781 244 176 53 15
668 Do you think mom will notice? 1.3401 0.04086 247 186 38 23
669 Pianos are big again. 1.3393 0.04057 224 164 44 16
670 Ah yes, I’ve heard they can become somewhat self-destructive when they turn forte 1.3393 0.04250 224 168 36 20
671 Yeah, Trump’s chances of getting re-elected are as little as a giant piano fallin...oh-oh. 1.3391 0.04030 230 169 44 17
672 Shall we stay for the encore? 1.3391 0.03983 230 168 46 16
673 Honey I could have sworn the realtor said it featured a ‘grand patio’! 1.3391 0.03837 230 165 52 13
674 Maybe we can sue for treble damages. 1.3391 0.03900 233 169 49 15
675 I prefer when it rains cats and dogs. 1.3388 0.03519 242 176 54 12
676 Yeah...only in 2020 1.3388 0.03889 242 177 48 17
677 It’s flat. 1.3388 0.03976 242 179 44 19
678 Has that always been there? 1.3388 0.03899 245 180 47 18
679 What if we paint it white ? 1.3388 0.03633 245 174 59 12
680 Well, Ms. Kent, I'm guessing Clark's recital didn't go so well. 1.3380 0.04039 213 154 46 13
681 He said it was coming on TUESDAY! 1.3380 0.04054 216 157 45 14
682 I know you asked for next day delivery but did you know it was by air? 1.3377 0.04062 231 171 42 18
683 Dun, dun, dun, duuuunnn! 1.3377 0.04062 231 171 42 18
684 I see my old piano teacher's feet sticking out from under the house. 1.3375 0.03864 240 175 49 16
685 Effin' 2020. 1.3375 0.03864 240 175 49 16
686 I guess we won't have any trouble finding the keys. 1.3375 0.04210 240 183 33 24
687 Look! The bass is higher than the treble. 1.3375 0.04084 240 180 39 21
688 I guess you're right. Size does matter. 1.3375 0.03819 240 174 51 15
689 The damage is estimated to be over a grand. 1.3375 0.03535 240 177 51 12
690 I guess Sam won't be playing it again! 1.3361 0.03930 238 175 46 17
691 I think it’s time to face the music 1.3361 0.03697 238 170 56 12
692 We should have paid the extra for white glove inside delivery. 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
693 Well, that's the last time I give a delivery drone a bad review! 1.3361 0.03792 238 174 49 15
694 Well, Amazon did deliver it when promised. 1.3361 0.03930 238 175 46 17
695 This kind of gives the term 'A flat' a whole new meanting. 1.3361 0.04149 238 180 36 22
696 Yup, this is definitely 2020. 1.3361 0.03975 238 176 44 18
697 Classical music can be so powerful! 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
698 His piano concerto always brings the house down 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
699 Which plague was this? 1.3361 0.04019 238 177 42 19
700 I'm afraid your policy doesn't cover acts of Bach. 1.3361 0.03975 238 176 44 18
701 All these keys and we still can’t get into the house. 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
702 Which key opens the front door? 1.3361 0.03997 238 179 39 20
703 ‘...well it's a percussion instrument after all" 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
704 This next song is going to bring down the house 1.3361 0.03839 238 175 47 16
705 My request for a grand-baby was misread by the stork. 1.3361 0.03697 238 179 43 16
706 You know someone is going to demand we caption this. 1.3361 0.03983 241 179 43 19
707 I'd estimate the damage at 88 grand. 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
708 Guess you found your keys. 1.3347 0.03835 236 174 46 16
709 I prefer a fiddler on the roof. 1.3347 0.03802 239 176 47 16
710 I said PENNIES from heaven! 1.3333 0.03815 231 167 51 13
711 I bet the real estate agent doesn't show up. 1.3333 0.04108 234 176 38 20
712 You said you wanted a performance that brought the house down. 1.3333 0.04092 228 170 40 18
713 No surprise. It’s 2020. 1.3319 0.03850 232 176 40 16
714 Good thing we're covered for 'Instruments of Destruction'. 1.3319 0.03946 232 171 45 16
715 You have to admit, that sounded amazing. 1.3319 0.03850 232 169 49 14
716 You always said you wanted a "house full of music" 1.3319 0.03702 232 166 55 11
717 Saint Peter warned Paul thousands of time to quit playing Hello, Dolly every time a woman arrived at the Pearly Gates. 1.3319 0.04131 232 175 37 20
718 You just had to say 'Beethoven' three times in the bathroom mirror. 1.3319 0.04085 232 174 39 19
719 I think a little to the left 1.3319 0.03801 232 168 51 13
720 I thought you said this could only happen in Biden’s America, Karen 1.3319 0.03946 232 171 45 16
721 It’s an extended metaphor. 1.3319 0.03946 232 171 45 16
722 The worst part is we just had it tuned. 1.3319 0.03302 232 171 50 11
723 We are in major treble. 1.3319 0.03898 232 170 47 15
724 Don’t call the movers, honey. I can do it myself 1.3319 0.03850 232 169 49 14
725 I think the delivery drones have reached their limit 1.3319 0.03946 232 171 45 16
726 Well that's just grand now, isn't it 1.3319 0.03733 229 167 50 12
727 Still, we’re lucky the anvil missed us. 1.3319 0.03933 229 168 46 15
728 It's our lucky day. A free piano. 1.3319 0.04123 229 172 38 19
729 Look, honey! The stork brought the baby grand! 1.3319 0.03835 229 166 50 13
730 We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two. 1.3319 0.04123 229 172 38 19
731 Well, at least they left a note. 1.3318 0.04006 223 164 44 15
732 I should have downloaded Fiddler on the Roof. 1.3318 0.04341 220 168 31 21
733 It’s my late Nana’s piano. I guess you really can’t take it with you. 1.3317 0.03641 205 152 42 11
734 When I said I wanted to drop a grand on a home reno project, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3317 0.03970 199 142 48 9
735 This strikes an ominous tone. 1.3316 0.03944 196 139 49 8
736 When they said they'd drop it off at noon, I didn't think they meant from 20,000 feet. 1.3316 0.04074 196 141 45 10
737 and it's been reduced by a grand 1.3304 0.04003 227 168 43 16
738 The insurance agent said to take pictures. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
739 That *was* the grand finale! 1.3304 0.03855 227 165 49 13
740 I see they left the keys to the house. 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
741 The recital was fine up to the crashendo. 1.3304 0.04240 227 173 33 21
742 Why would anyone want to get rid of a perfectly good piano? 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
743 It is was it is. 1.3304 0.03673 227 174 36 17
744 There are some things that shouldn’t be delivered by drone. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
745 It really makes the house seem small, doesn't it. 1.3304 0.03804 227 164 51 12
746 This will cost us more than a grand. 1.3304 0.04003 227 168 43 16
747 Now that’s what I call bringing down the house. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
748 So other than that, how are things going? 1.3304 0.04052 227 169 41 17
749 I knew she was keyed up and strung out but this is ridiculous. 1.3304 0.04100 227 170 39 18
750 Free shipping, but the accident insurance was through the roof. 1.3304 0.04052 227 169 41 17
751 Someone dropped their keys... 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
752 How's that for a B-flat? 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
753 Maybe we should try bringing it in through the back. 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
754 What can I say, that performance was through the roof! 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
755 I think that proves the theory that music has a major impact on our lives. 1.3304 0.04003 227 168 43 16
756 Architecturally, it seems a bit out of tune. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
757 So much for being in tune with the universe. 1.3304 0.04052 227 169 41 17
758 Hmm looks like it was orchestrated from above 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
759 What is a house in the grand scheme of things? 1.3304 0.04003 227 168 43 16
760 I guess I shouldn’t have prayed so hard for a Steinway. 1.3304 0.03905 227 166 47 14
761 ...which is why I play flute. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
762 Looks like we got the neighbor’s delivery again. 1.3304 0.03647 227 161 57 9
763 I honestly didn't see that one coming. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
764 'It didn't seem as big on the website' 1.3304 0.03752 227 163 53 11
765 We should have gone with the upright. 1.3304 0.03752 227 163 53 11
766 Next time let's do curbside pickup. 1.3303 0.03853 218 157 50 11
767 On the other hand, maybe our $200,000 home just turned into half a mil of conceptual art. 1.3302 0.03832 215 154 51 10
768 Not sure if “giant grand piano falling from space” is covered. 1.3302 0.03944 215 158 44 13
769 I suppose it will have to be re-tuned. 1.3302 0.04106 215 159 41 15
770 Sure, but at least the Democrats aren't in charge. 1.3302 0.04362 215 164 31 20
771 I told you ...crashendo. 1.3289 0.04037 228 170 41 17
772 I’ll never use the Laurel & Hardy Moving Company again! 1.3289 0.03988 228 169 43 16
773 Given 2020, this is only a minor key event. 1.3289 0.03738 228 164 53 11
774 I don’t get it. That poor coyote just stood there while the shadow got bigger and bigger. 1.3289 0.04084 228 171 39 18
775 This is why “virtual” performances are so much safer. 1.3289 0.03790 228 165 51 12
776 I believe that is known as piano forte... 1.3289 0.03823 225 163 50 12
777 It's more Gershwin than Gehry. 1.3289 0.03976 225 171 37 17
778 Well that's two things we don't have to argue about anymore. 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
779 I'm pretty sure it was an A sharp on initial impact, but then settled into a D flat 1.3289 0.03718 225 161 54 10
780 And they said a house would be my biggest purchase... 1.3289 0.04311 225 173 30 22
781 I told you we shouldn't try to move it ourselves. 1.3287 0.04244 216 163 35 18
782 Well, ain't that a hell of a note? 1.3287 0.04193 216 162 37 17
783 Remember when it was just cats and dogs? 1.3287 0.03928 216 157 47 12
784 NOW do you believe that I heard someone say, 'Fee-fi-fo-fum piano lessons are just DUMB'? 1.3287 0.04142 216 161 39 16
785 Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered air delivery. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
786 I told you this song really hits home 1.3285 0.03864 207 148 50 9
787 You were right – it doesn’t go with the rest of the house. 1.3274 0.03860 226 165 48 13
788 I'm sure I ordered a white one. 1.3274 0.03911 226 166 46 14
789 I think God wanted to bring the house down, but it looks like he picked the wrong white house. 1.3274 0.04010 226 168 42 16
790 I just wish they hadn't used a drone to deliver it! 1.3274 0.03997 223 165 43 15
791 Good thing our insurance covers acts of Gould. 1.3274 0.04170 223 171 32 20
792 Sue saw it happen - said the house came out of nowhere 1.3274 0.04195 223 169 35 19
793 Was asking them not to practice after 10 that unreasonable? 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
794 Well, that's just grand! 1.3258 0.03968 221 163 44 14
795 The piano clause only covers the piano. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
796 Strikes a chord, doesn't it? 1.3258 0.03809 221 160 50 11
797 That's what happens when you mess with the mail. 1.3258 0.04070 221 165 40 16
798 I guess we should have gone with the Baby Grand. 1.3258 0.03643 221 157 56 8
799 That's the last time I hope something grand befalls us" 1.3258 0.04019 221 164 42 15
800 I told you it was going to look too big once we got it in the room. 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
801 A Steinway. Note that there is minimal damage to the instrument. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
802 So Amazon's delivering pianos now. 1.3258 0.04456 221 173 24 24
803 On the bright side, it's really the high point of our year so far. 1.3258 0.03968 221 163 44 14
804 Well, it landed a bit flat. 1.3258 0.04070 221 165 40 16
805 We should have gotten a baby grand. 1.3258 0.04219 221 168 34 19
806 What fresh hell is this?! 1.3257 0.04211 218 165 35 18
807 Yeah, this non contact delivery isn't working for me" 1.3243 0.04104 222 167 38 17
808 Here are the keys, but where's the house? 1.3242 0.04293 219 168 31 20
809 Well, now we’re going to have to get it tuned. 1.3242 0.04194 219 166 35 18
810 I'm almost sure I told them to drop it off AT the house. 1.3238 0.03697 210 154 46 10
811 So much for free air delivery! 1.3234 0.03863 201 144 49 8
812 I told you it wouldn't fit. Maybe if we turn it the other way. 1.3227 0.03921 220 165 42 13
813 Well, apparently we're at war with Austria. 1.3226 0.03931 217 162 41 14
814 I always wondered what might happen in a real crescendo. 1.3226 0.03958 217 160 44 13
815 It was only then that they understood the importance of the "Piano Falling From Sky" option in their home insurance policy. 1.3226 0.04064 217 162 40 15
816 'When they recover the black box, we'll know what went wrong". 1.3224 0.03995 214 158 43 13
817 See,I told you the door would have to come off its hinges. 1.3224 0.04103 214 160 39 15
818 So much for piano music being stored in the cloud. 1.3224 0.04157 214 161 37 16
819 Once again, the Surrealists win... 1.3224 0.03940 214 157 45 12
820 So 2020 *could* get worse. 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
821 That’s why you’re supposed to measure first. 1.3224 0.03940 214 157 45 12
822 Now, someone's going to have to face the music. 1.3224 0.03884 214 156 47 11
823 And so we have Piano Concerto No. 2020... 1.3224 0.04261 214 163 33 18
824 Is that a Renzo Piano? 1.3224 0.03827 214 167 30 17
825 Well now, isn't that just grand! 1.3224 0.03995 214 158 43 13
826 Maybe we should just incorporate it into the remodel. 1.3224 0.03995 214 158 43 13
827 Don't worry, it's just a hoax. It'll be gone when the weather gets warmer. 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
828 I say we rebuild, right here. The chances of this happening again are pretty slim. 1.3224 0.03651 214 152 55 7
829 I'm glad to see Frank Gehry is keeping it fresh. 1.3224 0.04103 214 160 39 15
830 Let's try a different room. 1.3221 0.04185 208 156 37 15
831 So it turns out I accidentally ordered from Amazonian. 1.3220 0.04284 205 155 34 16
832 I guess someone got tired of Zoom recitals. 1.3211 0.04068 190 138 43 9
833 What else could go wrong?" you said.. 1.3209 0.03924 215 158 45 12
834 Hurricane Rachmaninoff was no joke. 1.3209 0.04140 215 162 37 16
835 At least it wasn't his blue ox. 1.3209 0.04087 215 161 39 15
836 Remember when I asked if you'd unchecked the 'drone delivery' box 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
837 There's your problem. 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
838 Wow, what are the chances of a grand piano randomly dropping out of the sky like that?.....but then it is 2020. 1.3208 0.04181 212 160 36 16
839 Siri, cancel the 18-foot bust of Beethoven, ASAP. 1.3208 0.03904 212 155 46 11
840 Didn't we order an upright? 1.3208 0.04017 212 157 42 13
841 I’d say we’re in big treble! 1.3208 0.03904 212 155 46 11
842 Okay, you were right. A keyboard would have been sufficient. 1.3208 0.03933 212 158 41 13
843 I’m guessing there will be little or no practice this afternoon? 1.3208 0.03668 212 157 45 10
844 Free delivery my ass! 1.3208 0.04181 212 160 36 16
845 Looks like we've been played. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
846 That's the last time I'll choose drone delivery. 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
847 Our house...in B flat. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
848 I't's 2020. I'm not asking questions anymore. 1.3208 0.04181 212 160 36 16
849 I’m afraid those are the keys to the house. 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
850 I think the climate's just mocking us now. 1.3208 0.04127 212 159 38 15
851 Well it's still better than the banjo. 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
852 That was one hell of a crescendo! 1.3208 0.04286 212 162 32 18
853 At least it was free delivery. 1.3208 0.03788 212 153 50 9
854 2020 can’t be over too soon. 1.3208 0.04072 212 160 37 15
855 The score said "Crashendo" 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
856 Giant Mozart's Sonata in B Flat Major always brings down the house. 1.3208 0.04127 212 159 38 15
857 That’s it, I’m canceling Amazon Prime. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
858 Well, that certainly brought the house down.. 1.3208 0.03847 212 154 48 10
859 Let's try a fiddler next time. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
860 I’m only giving them 4 stars. It looked smaller online and their delivery by drone has some issues. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
861 It must still be 2020! 1.3208 0.04286 212 162 32 18
862 You're right. The ominous music was getting louder. 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
863 Angels play harps, right? 1.3208 0.04181 212 160 36 16
864 Designed by another Frank Gehry wannabe. 1.3208 0.03350 212 162 41 9
865 All I said was “Alexa, drop some beats.” 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
866 I’d like to see the stork that dropped this baby. 1.3208 0.03481 212 160 43 9
867 They did say it was a crash course. 1.3208 0.04286 212 162 32 18
868 He said our policy does not cover musical dissonance. 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
869 Maybe a little TOO Grand. 1.3208 0.04234 212 161 34 17
870 This is a catastrophe on a grand scale. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
871 They call this ‘no-contact’ delivery? 1.3196 0.03874 194 139 48 7
872 How many signs does one apocalypse need? 1.3192 0.04110 213 160 38 15
873 I think it’s about time we downsized to A flat 1.3192 0.03684 213 160 41 12
874 The reviews said she brought down the house 1.3192 0.04056 213 159 40 14
875 Ars longa, casa brevis 1.3192 0.03889 213 156 46 11
876 Well, this is just grand. 1.3190 0.04151 210 158 37 15
877 We should’ve paid extra for the white glove delivery 1.3190 0.03807 210 152 49 9
878 Isn't that gecko supposed to show up now? 1.3190 0.04096 210 157 39 14
879 Hear that? B-flat. 1.3190 0.04040 210 156 41 13
880 I don't think Next Day Air was the right delivery choice. 1.3190 0.03867 210 155 44 11
881 When I look back on 2020, it will be the day the pianos became sentient and turned on us that will haunt me the most. 1.3190 0.04096 210 157 39 14
882 Is it just me or is House Hunters getting more and more outrageous? 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
883 ‘December 31, 2020’ 1.3184 0.03915 201 151 38 12
884 If you make a 50-foot pianist joke right now I'm leaving you. 1.3175 0.04188 211 160 35 16
885 That ended on a sad note. 1.3175 0.03967 211 156 43 12
886 Sometimes Carnegie Hall comes to you. 1.3175 0.04295 211 162 31 18
887 I think it's the 2020 Overture. 1.3175 0.04079 211 158 39 14
888 You were right; it won’t fit. 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
889 Wow, you really brought the house down. 1.3173 0.03766 208 150 50 8
890 You said you wanted a house filled with music. 1.3173 0.03946 208 153 44 11
891 You and your just put it anywhere ! 1.3173 0.03946 208 155 41 12
892 All I know is that the owner's a coyote. 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
893 That's going to be a major setback for drone delivery services. 1.3173 0.03887 208 152 46 10
894 Now THAT's what I call a Grand Opening! 1.3173 0.03946 208 153 44 11
895 Well good thing I just bought flood, earthquake, and giant piano falling on your house insurance. 1.3173 0.04062 208 155 40 13
896 I noticed an open fifth in the delivery van. 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
897 Gentrification. 1.3173 0.04005 208 154 42 12
898 Baby grands are always cute. But look what happens when they grow up. 1.3173 0.04230 208 158 34 16
899 I think he must have misunderstood when I said, "Drop me a note." 1.3173 0.04005 208 154 42 12
900 That’s the last time I wish someone would drop me a note. 1.3173 0.04062 208 155 40 13
901 It's a hoax. 1.3173 0.03796 208 158 37 13
902 At first it was pretty traumatic, but we’ve really learned to embrace it as the new normal. 1.3173 0.04005 208 154 42 12
903 They wouldn’t turn their music down, so I left them a note. 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
904 It looked smaller on my phone. 1.3158 0.03562 209 153 48 8
905 I don't think drone delivery was a good idea. 1.3155 0.04027 206 153 41 12
906 Misjudged their space. It happens. 1.3155 0.03847 206 155 39 12
907 Feels right for 2020 to go out with a bang, or rather a crescendo. 1.3155 0.04256 206 157 33 16
908 They always said he could bring the house down with his playing! 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
909 It looked smaller on Amazon. 1.3155 0.03908 206 151 45 10
910 Well,she told me she'd drop off the keys. 1.3155 0.03908 206 151 45 10
911 Call The New Yorker, they gotta see this...!!! 1.3155 0.04086 206 154 39 13
912 I believe there is a mistake in scale here. 1.3155 0.04311 206 158 31 17
913 That’s the last time I ask for Chopsticks with our order 1.3155 0.04256 206 157 33 16
914 Be careful what you wish for they say 1.3155 0.04420 206 160 27 19
915 So that’s how John Cage’s concerto for grand piano and bungalow goes. 1.3155 0.04027 206 153 41 12
916 I may have to rethink my views on climate change. 1.3153 0.03486 203 165 27 11
917 Well, I'll never be impressed by the 1812 Overture again. 1.3152 0.04615 184 142 26 16
918 Let's just hope that wasn't Ferrante's or Teicher's. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
919 A big piano solo always brings down the house. 1.3144 0.04193 194 145 37 12
920 Let's make an offer. It should go for a song. 1.3144 0.03861 194 142 44 8
921 I think its a Banksy. 1.3144 0.04318 194 147 33 14
922 When it crashed onto the house the sound was a distinct F-sharp 1.3140 0.04293 207 159 31 17
923 Cool.that cloud looks like a fish 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
924 Proportion and perspective are a true challenge for the cartoon artist. 1.3137 0.04050 204 152 40 12
925 I mean, they DID say it wouldn't fit through the door. 1.3137 0.03642 204 148 49 7
926 Location is key 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
927 As we gaze upon the wreckage, let us recall that I was the one who didn't want to move next to the giants and you were the one who said I was being an alarmist. Oh, and you owe me five dollars. 1.3134 0.04210 201 152 35 14
928 Clearly God has both a sense of humor and a preference for a cappella. 1.3134 0.04210 201 152 35 14
929 The drone delivery service needs some fine-tuning. 1.3134 0.04269 201 153 33 15
930 I guess drone delivery is still in beta. 1.3134 0.04384 201 155 29 17
931 Ironic, piano in Italian means softly, quietly. 1.3134 0.04029 201 149 41 11
932 Apparently President Trump declared mid-flight he wanted an even bigger piano on Air Force One 1.3134 0.04210 201 152 35 14
933 Damn that Liberace and his zeppelin. 1.3134 0.04384 201 155 29 17
934 Okay, we found a place for your piano. Now, where are we putting my ukulele?" 1.3134 0.04151 201 151 37 13
935 Is that one of those small houses or is that a really grand piano? 1.3134 0.04269 201 153 33 15
936 The listing did say they'd dropped a grand. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
937 You know, I said a free piano would be nice, but I didn’t really expect a piano on the house. 1.3125 0.04590 192 150 24 18
938 I guess that’s why they went for a fiddler in that show... 1.3122 0.04429 205 160 26 19
939 I ordered it to b e drop-shipped - I had no idea!!!! 1.3122 0.04092 205 154 38 13
940 I thought we ordered a baby grand. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
941 I think we are beyond the fat lady singing. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
942 Are you sure she wouldn’t consider getting a pony instead? 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
943 quite a crashendo! 1.3116 0.04052 199 148 40 11
944 Funny,this happened last year,but federal insurance paid for them to build in exactly the same spot. What are the odds? 1.3116 0.04175 199 150 36 13
945 There's a coyote under there somewhere. 1.3116 0.04581 199 157 22 20
946 This is where Buster Keaton grew up. 1.3116 0.04235 199 151 34 14
947 Well, they said there would be strong winds and high “c”s 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
948 When Grandma said she was a organ donor, this was not what I expected... 1.3116 0.04295 199 152 32 15
949 You were the one praying for a grand piano. Look, here comes the bench. 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
950 I see God tried to tackle Rachmaninoff. 1.3116 0.04235 199 151 34 14
951 This house was advertised as "No Strings Attached!" 1.3109 0.04069 193 143 40 10
952 How 2020. 1.3105 0.04373 190 145 31 14
953 I guess you’re right, it won’t fit in the house. 1.3103 0.04289 203 156 31 16
954 Golly. Talk about ending on a sour note. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
955 Looks like the Amazon might need to go back to the drawing board on their drone delivery thing. 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
956 I knew she was a witch when she called the cops about our barking dog 1.3100 0.04392 200 155 28 17
957 Don't worry, I know a guy 1.3096 0.04200 197 149 35 13
958 He finally brought down the house. 1.3096 0.03879 197 144 45 8
959 You are right dear, the concert grand seems to overwhelm our cottage 1.3096 0.04011 197 146 41 10
960 It was a small tastefully decorated house, now with an open floor in D minor. 1.3096 0.04440 197 153 27 17
961 Is it still in tune? 1.3096 0.03603 197 150 37 9
962 Pachelbel shot it from his canon in D Street 1.3096 0.04261 197 150 33 14
963 The final craschendo was wonderful! 1.3096 0.03978 197 148 38 11
964 Well, I guess the upside is we don’t have to fight about hosting my family for the holidays. 1.3096 0.04011 197 146 41 10
965 I bet Farmer's Insurance hasn't seen this yet! 1.3096 0.04261 197 150 33 14
966 I didn’t even know they could fly. 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
967 Now THAT performance brought the house down. 1.3096 0.04322 197 151 31 15
968 It's 2020. Of COURSE there was a giant grand piano storm. 1.3096 0.04200 197 149 35 13
969 THIS IS A BÖSENDORFER. WE ORDERED A STEINWAY. 1.3096 0.04261 197 150 33 14
970 The Piano Man must've been making love to his tonic and gin again. 1.3096 0.04075 197 147 39 11
971 Well, Ed, the regular size wasn’t eligible for Prime 1.3096 0.04075 197 147 39 11
972 I think we should Liszt it. 1.3096 0.04075 197 147 39 11
973 So that's what she meant by 'The keys are on the doorstep.' 1.3093 0.04307 194 148 32 14
974 Does it come with the house? 1.3093 0.03984 194 143 42 9
975 And on that note, we left Kansas 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
976 Oh look its a ‘pianodemic’ 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
977 Welp. I'm not saying anything new here, but... l guess that's why they call it the blues. 1.3085 0.04258 201 154 32 15
978 It looked smaller online. 1.3081 0.03863 198 145 45 8
979 I knew there'd be problems with drone delivery. 1.3081 0.04182 198 150 35 13
980 I would have preferred cats and dogs. 1.3081 0.03994 198 147 41 10
981 At least now we can take a break from home schooling. 1.3081 0.03658 198 147 43 8
982 Honey, you ordered the wrong size! 1.3081 0.04478 198 155 25 18
983 There's still some things you shouldn't order on Amazon. 1.3081 0.04057 198 148 39 11
984 Well, at least we did save on the delivery charge. 1.3081 0.04057 198 148 39 11
985 Bigger house or smaller piano — it’s not rocket science. 1.3077 0.03967 195 144 42 9
986 That was some drone. 1.3077 0.04643 195 155 20 20
987 When they said 'drop it off' I assumed their truck would come by. 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
988 I think the fat lady sang. 1.3077 0.04287 195 149 32 14
989 That’s one way to make a grand entrance. 1.3077 0.03900 195 143 44 8
990 Is it just me, or have they both gone a little flat? 1.3077 0.04409 195 151 28 16
991 Looks like ‘Somebody’ hit SMITE instead of ESC again. 1.3077 0.04225 195 148 34 13
992 In hindsight, perhaps drone delivery wasn't the best choice. 1.3077 0.03832 195 142 46 7
993 They’re saying it’s the biggest to hit this area in 50 years. 1.3077 0.04162 195 149 33 13
994 Huge misunderstanding. Apparently, the contractor was told NOT to sink one more grand into the project. 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
995 remember when we used to complain about the upstairs neighbors shaking the crumbs from their tablecloth on our balcony? 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
996 . "So much for a road runner as a pet!" 1.3077 0.04225 195 148 34 13
997 I said I want a grandbaby! Not a baby grand! 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
998 I still think the adjuster would find a fire more believable. 1.3073 0.04007 192 142 41 9
999 Not sure, but the President said it had to do with Biden. 1.3065 0.03847 199 146 45 8
1000 At least you didn’t leave the oven on. 1.3065 0.04364 186 142 31 13
1001 You signed up for Amazon's drone service too? 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
1002 Ding dong. See, the pitch is dead. 1.3061 0.04207 196 149 34 13
1003 Bezos needs to work on those drone deliveries. 1.3061 0.04329 196 153 27 16
1004 We may need to get it tuned.... 1.3061 0.03883 196 149 36 11
1005 Are those the new house keys you ordered? 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
1006 Now there was an encore that brought the house down. 1.3057 0.04187 193 146 35 12
1007 It could be worse. It could be raining. 1.3057 0.04187 193 146 35 12
1008 I'll buy it for a dollar. 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
1009 Quite the grand entrance. 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
1010 It's got several keys needed to be a great home! 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
1011 Right before it hit, I heard a voice from above yell 'Hey Moe'. 1.3057 0.04376 193 149 29 15
1012 Maybe an upright piano would fit better. 1.3057 0.03745 193 147 36 10
1013 This is going to set us back more than a grand. 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
1014 A little girl and her dog crawled out of the piano and walked off singing 1.3057 0.04376 193 149 29 15
1015 On second thought, I think I actually want to learn guitar. 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
1016 Fixer-upper, piano's on the house. Obviously. 1.3057 0.04314 193 148 31 14
1017 I told you we should have gone with the baby grand. 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
1018 #endpianoviolence 1.3057 0.04314 193 148 31 14
1019 So much for shipping your family’s grand piano by air. 1.3057 0.04498 193 153 22 18
1020 But is it art? 1.3057 0.04437 193 150 27 16
1021 Maybe we shouldn't order from Amazon Drone anymore. 1.3053 0.03994 190 143 37 10
1022 Classic Grand slam! 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
1023 Now that's a grand slam. 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
1024 As is. I'd say it's worth about a grand. 1.3053 0.04361 190 146 30 14
1025 Next time decline the drone delivery 1.3053 0.03591 190 141 43 6
1026 I knew putting it on the second floor was a mistake. 1.3053 0.03924 190 142 39 9
1027 Never again, Sam. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
1028 So I couldn't get this tune out of my head and suddenly it came to me. 1.3053 0.04029 190 141 40 9
1029 Now - that's what you call a smash hit. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
1030 It's probably unplayable. 1.3041 0.04168 194 149 32 13
1031 The instructions were leave it on the porch and ring the bell. 1.3041 0.04038 194 145 39 10
1032 O.K., you were right: drone delivery was a terrible idea. 1.3041 0.04038 194 145 39 10
1033 Next time, let's require a signature. 1.3037 0.03942 191 146 35 10
1034 Don't worry, you said. It'll fit,you said. 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
1035 I thought pianos came after frogs. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
1036 Sadly, the melody ended in a "crush-endo." 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
1037 You hit the B Flat key a little hard... 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
1038 That drone drop was for Philharmonic Hall, not Phil and Harmony Hall. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
1039 Coltrane wreck 1.3032 0.04389 188 145 29 14
1040 Wow, that was really heavy music. 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
1041 I guess the murder hornets, the coronavirus and the hurricanes weren't enough. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
1042 We shouldn’t have bought that cartoonist’s house! 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
1043 damn, what are the odds of local National Guard helicopters accidentally dropping huge black metaphors for cosmopolitanism on beautiful suburban homes weeks before the election? 1.3032 0.04579 188 148 23 17
1044 Mom always said that not practicing would someday come back to haunt me. 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
1045 Let's just hope it's a Banksy. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
1046 'I hear that the brass section took out a whole neighborhood in Springville." 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
1047 It’s ok, they are both rentals. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
1048 I didn't think the movers were going to get that in the front door 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1049 Well, you were right, it doesn't fit. 1.3021 0.04128 192 145 36 11
1050 Well, she did promise to bring down the house. 1.3021 0.03890 192 144 39 9
1051 Who did we piss off at ACME? 1.3016 0.04171 189 143 35 11
1052 I think if we tilt it to the left this time we can finally get it upstairs 1.3016 0.04034 189 141 39 9
1053 Proof of climate change 1.3011 0.04483 186 145 26 15
1054 Now I think we have enough keys to the house. 1.3011 0.03930 186 147 27 11
1055 The Day The music Died 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
1056 It will probably need to be tuned again now. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
1057 I had no idea they could afford Frank Gehry 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
1058 You're right. It would look better in the den. 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
1059 Didn't you just say you didn't think this year could get much worse? 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
1060 Even worse, my insurance won't cover it, claiming forte majeure. 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
1061 At least the bagpipes were in the house at the time. 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
1062 Just when you think 2020 can't get any worse. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
1063 Talk about your grand finale! 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
1064 But the forecast only said “Cats and dogs!” 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
1065 Now THAT was a performance that brought the house down. 1.3011 0.03458 186 141 38 7
1066 Drone delivery still needs a little fine tuning. 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
1067 I think we should have tipped the movers more. 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
1068 Kind of pretentious, don't you think? 1.3011 0.04417 186 144 28 14
1069 At least it was a no-contact delivery. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
1070 They should have got the baby grand. 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
1071 Let’s stop wishing for things to end on a good note. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
1072 Ohhh, so this is what the salesman meant by, 'It's on the house.' 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
1073 This is why they didn’t call it ‘Pianist on the Roof’. 1.3005 0.04400 183 141 29 13
1074 You suppose Farmers has seen this before? 1.3000 0.04010 180 133 40 7
1075 I told you the BABY grand. 1.2995 0.03985 187 139 40 8
1076 They said they’d drop off the keys. 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
1077 I think the stork mis-heard our request for a grand baby delivery! 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
1078 You can tell it's a Bosendorfer by the extra keys. 1.2995 0.03606 187 141 39 7
1079 ...well Dorothy, we’re not not in Kansas anymore. 1.2995 0.04331 187 144 30 13
1080 ... and YOU said it wouldn’t just fall from the sky” 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
1081 So the bench should be arriving tomorrow 1.2995 0.04331 187 144 30 13
1082 We don't need the grand piano rider," says you. 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
1083 I told you it wouldn’t fit in the living room. 1.2989 0.04025 184 137 39 8
1084 It's not every day you get a grand piano out of the blue. 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
1085 Oops. Oops....Did I hear an Angel say "Oops"? 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
1086 A bit too grand. 1.2989 0.04170 184 142 30 11
1087 Grand finale. 1.2989 0.04276 184 143 28 13
1088 This summer’s smash hit. 1.2989 0.03951 184 143 31 10
1089 Now I understand the blues 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
1090 Huh. And Mom always said if I didn't practice, I'd never bring the house down. 1.2989 0.04135 184 141 32 11
1091 I’ve been waiting for a sign to move to Canada... but I’m not sure this is it. 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
1092 I find it a bit derivative. 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
1093 We really should to talk to the landlord about the people upstairs. 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
1094 I had a feeling that piano tree was too close to the house. 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
1095 What can I say? It's 2020. 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
1096 That sounds right for 2020 1.2989 0.04446 184 143 27 14
1097 If you say this piano 'really brought down the house' one more time, I'm gonna kill you. 1.2989 0.04025 184 141 33 10
1098 I can’t remember how I got it in the other house. 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
1099 Wow, what a smashing performance. 1.2989 0.04025 184 139 36 9
1100 This is A Major disaster. 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
1101 They didn’t even bother to leave a note. 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
1102 We really should’ve seen this coming. 1.2989 0.03988 184 139 36 9
1103 I said to list it, not Listz. 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
1104 Well the neighbors did say they would drop in with some tunes. 1.2989 0.04512 184 144 25 15
1105 They track asteroids but not pianos. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
1106 Alexa, piano tuners near me. 1.2989 0.04175 174 130 36 8
1107 That's why I play the flute. 1.2983 0.04358 181 139 30 12
1108 Not what I had in mind when I said "downscale." 1.2983 0.04142 181 136 36 9
1109 I did warn them that my concerts tend to bring down the house. 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
1110 It’ll cost more than a grand to fix this place up! 1.2983 0.04215 181 137 34 10
1111 That's nothing - the Thompson's house was crushed by a giant piccolo. 1.2983 0.04632 181 143 22 16
1112 Long ago a narcissist with tiny hands bought a baby grand. Unfortunately, that small piano also had an inflated ego, and became this monstrous white house destroyer. 1.2983 0.04428 181 140 28 13
1113 A disconcerting grand piano? 1.2983 0.04565 181 142 24 15
1114 It only cost me a grand! 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
1115 See? It wasn't a bird. 1.2983 0.04358 181 139 30 12
1116 Gesundheit 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
1117 Must have been a really big toon. 1.2978 0.04619 178 140 23 15
1118 You said you wanted to rent A Flat. 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
1119 Natural disasters are so passé. 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
1120 We can’t avoid it any longer- it’s time to face the music 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1121 I told you I had a bad feeling about Hurricane Mozart 1.2971 0.04604 175 137 24 14
1122 You would think something with 88 keys would use the door! 1.2967 0.04048 182 136 38 8
1123 Now I understand why the realtor said this house was only one grand. 1.2967 0.03895 182 141 32 9
1124 Wow, that performance really brought down the house. 1.2967 0.04122 182 137 36 9
1125 I said “when you turn 13 you can drop piano” 1.2967 0.03895 182 134 42 6
1126 Well, we always said we wanted a house filled with music. 1.2967 0.03895 182 134 42 6
1127 Ahh, t'is grand, but it's not the instrument of God I was expecting 1.2967 0.03972 182 135 40 7
1128 Sometimes it feels like we're living in a cartoon. 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
1129 well, we'll need to go chopin for a new home 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
1130 They hired a deconstructivist architect for their remodel. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
1131 Please don’t play it again, Sam. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
1132 I've never seen a piano bring the house down 1.2961 0.04166 179 135 35 9
1133 Well, you're not going to believe this, but we're covered. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
1134 That house, rising from nowhere, surely did some damage to our giant piano. 1.2961 0.04166 179 138 31 10
1135 We just have to face the music. 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
1136 If you try to play 'Piano Man' we're getting divorced. 1.2961 0.03771 179 142 29 8
1137 Well it is 2020 after all. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
1138 Sam played it again and he really shouldn’t have. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
1139 This one's under a grand. 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
1140 Should I be looking for the Ruby slippers kind of thing? 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
1141 At least we had free shipping. 1.2961 0.04090 179 136 34 9
1142 I guess we have to have it tuned now. 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
1143 I suppose the Chinese are responsible for this. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
1144 It both broke a leg and brought the house down. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
1145 We moved out of the city to AVOID comically-large falling pianos 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
1146 Honestly, this plague thing is just getting ridiculous 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
1147 They had to go with the grand. I told George the upright would fit. 1.2948 0.04636 173 136 23 14
1148 You can see why this concerto is so rarely heard in concert. 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
1149 At least we got it out of the basement. 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
1150 It'll probably need tuning now. 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
1151 Aren't you glad that we went to my mothers 1.2944 0.04436 180 140 27 13
1152 Definitely a housing crunch. 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
1153 Drop it off, you said. 1.2944 0.03994 180 136 36 8
1154 I say we list it on AirR&B. As is, no questions asked. 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
1155 Oh wow!! That cloud that looked like a piano was actually a piano. I mean, what are the odds? 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1156 When Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes said we won a grand this is not what I was expecting. 1.2938 0.04487 177 138 26 13
1157 grand slam 1.2938 0.04487 177 138 26 13
1158 We should have gotten an upright. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1159 No wonder this house is going for a song. 1.2938 0.04487 177 138 26 13
1160 What a grand mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley. 1.2938 0.04191 177 137 30 10
1161 Does our policy cover 'acts of God'? 1.2938 0.04558 177 139 24 14
1162 NASA says the Liberace satellite was launched in 1972. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
1163 Maybe we should have gone with the spinet. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1164 Thank God, We heard the prelude. 1.2938 0.03873 177 130 42 5
1165 No one sticks baby grand in the corner. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
1166 Yep, just like you said, using a drone delivery service owned by your ex was a great idea. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
1167 A grand? It's going to cost more than that! 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
1168 It's funnier in cartoons. 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
1169 Good thing we bought that wind, hail and Steinway policy. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
1170 I'd rather have an elephant in the room. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
1171 You didn’t tip the movers, did you? 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
1172 I said I wanted a house with a driveway, not a steinway 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
1173 Check underneath for the Ruby slippers 1.2938 0.04191 177 136 31 10
1174 I guess you can say they brought the house down. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
1175 It’s only March 1, but at least 2020 can’t possibly get any worse. 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
1176 Finally, a fitting finale for Beethoven’s Les Adieux! 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1177 You're right Dorothy, were not in Beethoven's Piano Concerto anymore 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
1178 The first time may have been an accident, but this time ... 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1179 That is the newly discovered John Cage piece. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1180 I hate to say it, but he really did bring the house down.. 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
1181 Must have been a helluva party. 1.2921 0.04094 178 134 36 8
1182 On the bright side, it was next-day delivery. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
1183 Never underestimate the power of music. 1.2921 0.04171 178 137 31 10
1184 Well, that concert brought down the house. 1.2921 0.03854 178 135 36 7
1185 I still think the odds of the house being struck by lightening are higher 1.2921 0.04094 178 134 36 8
1186 Lesson learned - never take an Airbnb from Wile E Coyote 1.2914 0.03850 175 131 38 6
1187 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN THERE IS NO SUPPORT FOR THE ARTS ! 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
1188 Sounds flattened. 1.2914 0.04934 175 143 13 19
1189 I thought they played harps up there. 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
1190 When they said, "time to face the music," I didn't think... 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
1191 I blame this on Biden. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
1192 Critics knew his performance would bring down the house 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
1193 It's a classical disaster 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
1194 Guess Beethoven didn't like his tenth! 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1195 Thank goodness for Amazon Prime — we can send it back! 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
1196 I've called the police on the black keys. 1.2905 0.04443 179 140 26 13
1197 You said they do free returns if it's the wrong size, right? 1.2898 0.03957 176 131 39 6
1198 That’s the last time I pray for more culture in our lives. 1.2898 0.03614 176 139 30 6
1199 It was as if Beethoven rolled over. 1.2898 0.04272 176 137 28 11
1200 It's supposed to represent the fusion of music, architecture and deconstruction. 1.2890 0.04398 173 134 28 11
1201 The Grand Slam!! 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
1202 Well, that's just grand. Just grand. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
1203 I’m afraid this portends climate change on a very grand scale. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
1204 Don’t worry, I’ll get it delivered by a drone you said. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1205 Well, that’s A major problem. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1206 On the positive side it could’ve been the whole orchestra. 1.2890 0.04122 173 133 31 9
1207 Look under the piano - you'll find a struggling musician. 1.2890 0.03599 173 132 35 6
1208 Maybe I wasn't supposed to check both boxes, in-home & drone delivery. 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
1209 Perfect. Wake me up in 2021 will you? Hell, make it 2022. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
1210 Looks like heaven is still "Harps Only" 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
1211 Was I supposed to pay the pianist for the wedding? 1.2890 0.04081 173 135 28 10
1212 The USPS wouldn’t have forgotten the stool. 1.2890 0.04398 173 137 24 12
1213 I hear it blew off the Steinway Building 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1214 That's one way to pitch a roof. 1.2882 0.03952 170 126 39 5
1215 Now that's grand, isn't it? 1.2882 0.04449 170 132 27 11
1216 Throw a grand into the house, you said. 1.2882 0.04527 170 133 25 12
1217 It's interesting, but I like the melting clock better. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
1218 I can see why they named it hurricane Bach. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
1219 Some items just should not be delivered by drone. 1.2882 0.04449 170 132 27 11
1220 So that’s what they meant by contactless delivery 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
1221 And that’s what I’d call a ‘grand slam’ 1.2882 0.04449 170 132 27 11
1222 A little more to the left. 1.2882 0.04678 170 137 18 15
1223 Looks like the price of that house dropped by a grand... 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
1224 That house's wicked sister is going to be pissed. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
1225 The piano loft lasted a full week. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1226 That's not what I thought our realtor meant when he said he'd like to Liszt our house. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
1227 I wonder whether it fell, or was inside and just got really big. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
1228 That’s not what I meant when I said we should fill the house with music 1.2857 0.03973 168 125 38 5
1229 Drone delivery has a way to go 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
1230 Hold on -- here comes an anvil. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
1231 God said, 'It's my way or the Steinway,' and we blew it. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1232 I prefer the one with a tuba on it. 1.2857 0.04275 168 131 27 10
1233 Should we ring the doorbell? 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
1234 Photos of the bizarre weather incident struck a chord on social media, though local officials found most media coverage dissonant with the scale of the damage. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1235 Perfect pitch. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
1236 Gotta adjust the scaling on the teleportation device. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
1237 Concerto in F'd Major 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
1238 Fine, you were right, I guess it doesn't fit 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1239 So, this is what the agent meant when he said there’s a problem with the keys to your new house. 1.2857 0.04712 168 134 20 14
1240 Well the realtor said we could buy it for a song. 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
1241 I told them not to use a helicopter. 1.2857 0.04234 168 134 23 11
1242 I knew it wouldn't fit on the roof. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1243 I'll bet you can buy the house now for a song. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
1244 This is so David Byrne. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1245 And it’s only a block away from the nearest metronome stop. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1246 Lucky you, the price just dropped by a grand. 1.2857 0.04275 168 131 27 10
1247 If 2020 were a music instrument. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
1248 Frank Gehry's lost his mind. 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
1249 Still, you can't top that for a smashing crescendo. 1.2840 0.04212 169 132 28 9
1250 No, the anvil was 2016, it was the safe in 2002. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
1251 Must be Tuesday. 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
1252 It’s okay... the insurance on the piano is worth more than the house. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1253 First an El Niño, now an El Piano!? 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1254 They did say the piano was too big for the house. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1255 It's not a classically noisy neighborhood" 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1256 It's the wrong color. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1257 And you thought south-facing windows were bad feng shui. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1258 This happens every autumn during the giant Steinway migration. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
1259 Nothing minor about it, if you ask me. 1.2831 0.04589 166 131 23 12
1260 The worst part is our policy only covers upright pianos. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1261 Apparently God got tired of Jesus playing Chopsticks. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1262 Do you think the insurance company will claim it’s an act of God? 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1263 ...”And we covered it!” 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1264 The performance certainly brought the house down. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1265 Now we’ll probably have to get it tuned 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1266 I thought they stopped putting lounge pianos in 747s. 1.2831 0.03994 166 124 37 5
1267 It’s really not that grand. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1268 Those Amazon drones are getting out of hand. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1269 Grand entrance 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1270 Well, you said you wanted to upscale. 1.2831 0.04589 166 131 23 12
1271 Help me find the key. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1272 I told you we shouldn’t have rented to Wile E. Coyote. 1.2831 0.03994 166 130 30 6
1273 Well, that struck a familiar chord. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1274 Do we get to keep it? 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1275 Apparently it was a drone delivery 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1276 I guess drone deliveries are not full proofafter all. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
1277 I knew that drone delivery wouldn't work. 1.2831 0.03507 166 129 31 6
1278 My bad. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1279 Well, I think it is safe to assume that was the Grand Finale. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1280 Not a bang or a whimper. The world ends with a C Major chord. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1281 Who is going to tell Billy Joel? 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1282 Yeah, but drone delivery was a lot less expensive. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
1283 The Weather Channel never said anything about 'over the rainbow'. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1284 Well I found my keys. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
1285 I thought they only played harps 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1286 Definitely not a well tempered clavier! 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1287 And we just had it tuned, too. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1288 They usually burn up on re-entry! 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1289 Apparently drone delivery still has a few kinks. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1290 That's quite a crashendo! 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1291 It definitely does not strike the right note. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1292 It must have been a hell of a performance --- it brought the house down. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1293 My architect wanted the deconstruction to have a certain lyricism. 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
1294 Would you look at that? Keys are by the door. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1295 Make a note of it. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1296 When I asked you to drop a grand for the downpayment, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2831 0.04428 166 131 24 11
1297 That was definitely a smashing performance. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1298 The Lord works in mysterious Steinways... 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1299 It looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online. 1.2831 0.03994 166 124 37 5
1300 I guess a piano can be a wind instrument. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1301 Impressive. It’s the 2020 Edition Steinway. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1302 And our final entrant for the 2020 calendar shoot... 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
1303 Things are really looking up 1.2831 0.04822 166 134 17 15
1304 What’d you think? I call it ‘A Requiem for 2020’. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1305 And they say climate change isn’t real 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
1306 You don’t even play. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
1307 There’s got to be a story... 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
1308 At least it's not raining! Moisture would really ruin the piano. 1.2831 0.04259 166 129 28 9
1309 We really should have kept our home insurance policy. 1.2831 0.04746 166 133 19 14
1310 They dropped it on the wrong White House. 1.2831 0.04509 166 128 25 11
1311 I don't think we should stick around for the encore. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
1312 Hurricane Rachmaninov. Who’d a thunk? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
1313 Don't worry, honey. I'm going to give them only one star for delivery. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
1314 The piano brought down the house, I see. 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1315 I think the luxury airliners are cutting back. 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
1316 Well, I guess we faced the music 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
1317 Grand, simply grand.. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
1318 Sometimes you have to be careful of what you wish for 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1319 I told you not to say Beethoven's better than Chopin out loud. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
1320 In hindsight, my prayer for help finding the keys could have been more specific. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
1321 An upright would've made more sense. 1.2822 0.03844 163 126 32 5
1322 It is why angels should stick to harps. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
1323 Step back, here comes the cellist! 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1324 Time to face the music, Max. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
1325 Which key for the front door? 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
1326 I wondered why it said "Free Shipping". 1.2822 0.04129 163 126 30 7
1327 Looks like we have A major problem: we lost the key to the flat! 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1328 I agree, drop ship was the wrong option to have picked 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1329 I wonder how big his pianist is 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
1330 I call it "Requiem in b flat." 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
1331 Evidently, these drone deliveries have grown beyond their capabilities. 1.2822 0.04728 163 130 20 13
1332 I told you I heard music 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1333 I heard a terrible roar, the first three measures of Grieg's Concerto in A Minor, and just made it to the back door. 1.2822 0.04309 163 130 22 11
1334 Well, so much for Feng shui. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
1335 So I said to Gulliver play me something striking 1.2822 0.04647 163 129 22 12
1336 Is this what you'd call a music “download”? 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1337 It’s a hit! 1.2822 0.03794 163 127 29 7
1338 Of all the Steinways in all the airplanes in all the world, it falls into ours." 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1339 And somehow it spared your banjo. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
1340 I'm worried it's out of tune now. 1.2822 0.03941 163 121 38 4
1341 Apparently He got fed up with practicing, too. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
1342 Well, that speaker at the Republican convention did warn us. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1343 and thats why you should tip the moving company guys 1.2822 0.04129 163 128 26 9
1344 Grand Finale you say? 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1345 Now our grand piano insurance will really go through the roof 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
1346 I feel like we should have seen this coming. 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
1347 But this one has a finished basement. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1348 I'm pretty sure I ordered a *baby* grand. 1.2821 0.04795 156 124 20 12
1349 They could have at least dropped us a note. 1.2821 0.04708 156 123 22 11
1350 Derecho in F major 1.2821 0.04197 156 120 29 7
1351 I told him I thought a drone delivery wasn’t a good idea. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
1352 They listed it as a split level. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1353 I feel a song coming on... 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1354 Looks like the Steinways are moving in. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1355 We should have sprung for a piano mover. 1.2814 0.03882 167 124 39 4
1356 Drone delivery still has some kinks. 1.2814 0.04237 167 128 31 8
1357 Isn't life grand? 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1358 Way to bring down the House... 1.2805 0.03571 164 126 33 5
1359 That is not good feng shui. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1360 That genie was hard of hearing. I wished for PENNIES from heaven! 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1361 I heard that one coming 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1362 No, no. Definitely A-flat MAJOR. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
1363 Apparently I accepted that it would be delivered via drop shopping. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1364 Well this really strikes a chord 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1365 I was sure taking the door off was the answer. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
1366 Hope Dorothy & Toto got out..... 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
1367 Well, he did say that his performance would bring down the house. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1368 I've heard of bringing the house down, but I never expected this! 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1369 At least it didn't land on a wicked witch. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1370 Now that’s what I call piano forte! 1.2805 0.04329 164 129 25 10
1371 "Last notes I heard, before it hit, sounded like 'Somewhere, over the rainbow'"! 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
1372 Apparently the pilot heard "Jettison the fugue". 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
1373 It's hurricane season. Last year it was a cow. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1374 I've heard of Air Guitar, but this is a first for Air Piano! 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1375 I thought this happened only in cartoons 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
1376 Hum, would this be accidental? 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1377 Maybe delivery by drone wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
1378 Insurance says we're only covered in the event of organs and harpsichords. 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
1379 Well, they did say Ted always brought the house down with his piano performances. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
1380 It's your turn. I had to tell Elton the last time this happened. 1.2805 0.03968 164 125 33 6
1381 I’m kind of happy that we didn’t paint the bathroom. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1382 Diminuendo, don’t you think? 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1383 They don't quite have drone delivery nailed yet. 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
1384 I still think bigger is better 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1385 Fuge this 1.2805 0.03968 164 130 25 9
1386 Is there a wireless version? 1.2805 0.04935 164 134 14 16
1387 Well, that didn’t go as planned. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
1388 It’s going to need re-tuning. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
1389 I should have been more precise when I told them to send the house keys. 1.2805 0.03465 164 125 35 4
1390 The piano has been drinking; not me. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1391 I asked for Stucco not Staccato! 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
1392 I have to say, genie, that your shipping service leaves to be desired. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
1393 Those drone deliveries need a little work. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
1394 On second thought, you can keep the house. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
1395 No, I specifically requested a giant organ. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
1396 President Trump just tweeted that without him, the pianos would have been a lot bigger. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1397 Why did I buy the house? Well what’s the chance of that happening again? 1.2805 0.04107 164 126 31 7
1398 Well it’s a grand gesture, I’ll give God that. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
1399 2020’s Magnum Opus 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1400 Unfortunately our insurance only covers damages caused by anvils. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1401 They said that there was only a 0.41% chance. Yes dear, but this is 2020. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
1402 Well, on the plus side we have a piano now 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1403 I chose “surprise me” for demolition methods.. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1404 I told you a sequel to"Fiddler on the Roof" wouldn't work... 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
1405 That's odd. It sounded just like a freight train. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
1406 Well, I guess we don’t have to worry about paying the babysitter. 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
1407 Okay, you're right, a keyboard would have been a better choice. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
1408 That's what I call "bringing the house down" 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
1409 Still think my insurance guy sold us a policy we didn’t need? 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1410 'The only occupant was the owner, a mister Wile E. Coyote.' 1.2778 0.04400 162 125 27 9
1411 See? That right there is exactly why ya don't buy a house next to a music school on tornado row. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
1412 Terrible what the storm did to the Keys 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1413 Aw Man, my banjo was in there 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1414 Ironically, it sounded like a beautiful B flat when it hit. 1.2778 0.04222 162 124 31 7
1415 You said B♭, right? 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
1416 I KNEW we should never have put Trump in charge of pianos. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
1417 And you told me it was stupid to insure against acts of God. 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
1418 I don't think our insurance covers 'Acts of Beethoven' 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1419 Who did you hire to move it, Laurel and Hardy? 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1420 Not quite what I meant when I asked you to drop off the house keys.. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1421 2020 season finale. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1422 This morning our house was upright, now we have a Grand. 1.2778 0.04222 162 124 31 7
1423 What pandemic? 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
1424 Are you sure that’s our piano? 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1425 I’ve heard about the power of music before, but nothing like this. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1426 I thought Jim Cantore said it was going to rain cats and dogs. 1.2778 0.04222 162 124 31 7
1427 Amazon needs to perfect it's drone delivery. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
1428 That's a pianoforte. Apparently, there is a difference. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1429 Don’t even think of playing your World’s Smallest Violin this time. 1.2778 0.04654 162 129 21 12
1430 Hmmm ... I owe you $10 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1431 ...So powerful. It really brought down the house... 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
1432 Well, that is just grand, isn't it? 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1433 I've always heard you need specialized piano movers. An expensive lesson learned. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1434 A devastating coda.” 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1435 The house looked bigger on-line. 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
1436 Ugh, it's flat 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1437 Oh yeah? Well maybe the house was too small! 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1438 They don't make beanstalks like they used to. 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
1439 That's a BIG baby. 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
1440 Beethoven's Tenth. 1.2767 0.04317 159 125 25 9
1441 This is WAY more than I expected from Hurricane Gershwin 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
1442 .....And you had to say what else could happen in 2020 ?? 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1443 Honey, I still say you have the biggest organ on the block. 1.2767 0.04798 159 128 18 13
1444 - Well, isn't that great?! - No, I think it's grand. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1445 Still mad I didn't get around to replacing the roof tiles? 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1446 You call the realtor, I'll call the piano tuner. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1447 More of a 'crash'endo I guess. 1.2767 0.04798 159 128 18 13
1448 Still need to work out some kinks in delivery by drone. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1449 The Florida Keys 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
1450 You can't blame God. I never much liked piano practice either. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1451 That was some crescendo 1.2767 0.04271 159 121 30 7
1452 I miss the old days when angels just played harps 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
1453 Sure, grands sound better, but an electronic keyboard would have only taken out the front door. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
1454 Moving performance---but too many dropped notes. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
1455 What did we ever do to Liberace? 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1456 Oh my heavens, banging the first four notes of Beethoven’s Fifth would do it! 1.2767 0.04714 159 127 20 12
1457 Wow! Music really did bring the house down! 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1458 I guess I should have told the movers to check the fit before putting it in the living room. 1.2767 0.04880 159 129 16 14
1459 That’s some piano forte. 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
1460 It has a grand entrance, but the place is a wreck. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
1461 It's B Flat Major 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
1462 I’m thinking “more cowbell…” 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1463 There must be a lesson in this. 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
1464 I told you the piece had a big finish. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
1465 I knew I left something on the stove. 1.2767 0.04363 159 125 25 9
1466 Just because he slapped the name "innovative" on it didn't mean it would fly 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1467 I think Beethoven took the advice to "rollover". 1.2767 0.04363 159 125 25 9
1468 Well, you did tell them to put it anywhere. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
1469 It’s as good a metaphor as any. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
1470 I told you it was only a matter of time until ‘free delivery’ lost quality control. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1471 Looks like our home gonna b-flat 1.2767 0.04798 159 128 18 13
1472 I’ve heard they rarely strike the same place twice 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
1473 I told you something horrible would happen if you didn't forward that chain of emails 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1474 When they said they were going to “drop us a note” I didn’t expect the whole scale. 1.2767 0.04363 159 126 25 8
1475 I told the stork it would be grand if we had a Baby! 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1476 Honey, we’re in treble. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
1477 They're only asking a song for this fixer upper! 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
1478 See, I told you that it would fit. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1479 Grand Opening 1.2750 0.04248 160 125 27 8
1480 If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't have them drop-ship it. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
1481 Needs tuning 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
1482 Well, they promised free delivery. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1483 Newly Liszt-ed real estate 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1484 They said, "Bring the house down." So I did. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1485 Now that's what we call a 2020 Grand Slam! 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
1486 B-flat. Definitely, B-flat. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1487 You said you wanted to learn the piano, Phil. I would consider this a sign. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1488 On the bright side, they did yell to look out below. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1489 Tell Elton that Rocket Man routine is wearing thin. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1490 All I remember hearing was a crash, followed by a very dissonant chord. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1491 Somehow, "goodness, gracious" just doesn't get at the severity of the situation. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1492 I think that was scored as a descending glissando followed by a crash 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
1493 I objected to the delivery charges so they said it would be on the house. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1494 Well I guess that Wile E. always warned us up that this could happen 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1495 You’re in big treble 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1496 That’s what we get for buying a house in 2020. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1497 Music, it transcends boundaries 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1498 Well, they do say, "Architecture is music frozen in time." 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1499 I have a feeling Dorothy isn't in Carnegie Hall anymore. 1.2739 0.04053 157 121 30 6
1500 It's ornamental. I can't actually play. 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1501 Well, so much for the wicked pianist of the west. 1.2739 0.04748 157 126 19 12
1502 Did you measure in feet or centimeters? 1.2739 0.04201 157 126 22 9
1503 And not a cloud in the sky. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1504 I guess when you're talking about pianists, size does matter. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1505 I left my phone inside. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1506 It's listed as "classical period architecture." 1.2739 0.04748 157 126 19 12
1507 And on that note, 2020 makes an early fall appearance. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1508 When I ordered cut-rate air delivery, I should have read the fine print. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1509 Whatever, but I still don't think it's a baby grand. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1510 Isn’t it just grand? 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1511 We could dwell on this forever! But does there really have to be an explanation? 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1512 That last number really brought the house down. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1513 I asked God for a sign if I should follow my dream of becoming a concert pianist 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
1514 They did say he’d bring the house down. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1515 NO!! I said "FIDDLER" on the roof. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1516 I had a feeling drone delivery was a bad idea. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1517 You never think a piano's gonna fall out of the sky, yet here we are. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1518 Was the overnight delivery extra? 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1519 Now that's something you don't see every day. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1520 They've got a few links to work out on this "drone delivery"idea. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1521 Well, they said we were getting the keys today. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1522 What would happen if a piano landed on your house? It would B-flat. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1523 Don't worry, honey, some day it will just disappear. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1524 Talk about bringing down the house! 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1525 I’m happy we survived, but mostly just shocked we slept through that.” 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1526 Huh, guess you were right. It does make the space feel smaller. 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
1527 Unfortunately, ma’am, your policy only covers anvils and pre-existing pianos. 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
1528 Which one of the kids ordered a piano without our permission? 1.2739 0.03683 157 126 25 6
1529 At least I kept the receipt ! 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1530 Well of course this happens the day I get it tuned. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1531 This delivery better be on the house! 1.2739 0.04002 157 122 29 6
1532 And to think, it all started when the old witch swallowed the fly. 1.2733 0.03578 161 125 31 5
1533 When I asked for a sign, I was thinking more flickering light bulb. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1534 Should we call FEMA or the NEA? 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1535 Amazing that none of the keys fits the door. 1.2727 0.04722 154 123 20 11
1536 Black keys matter. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1537 I thought this only happened in 'The New Yorker.' 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1538 Location,location,location! 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1539 do re me fe ma 1.2727 0.04722 154 123 20 11
1540 drone deliver fail 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1541 I TOLD Jack, “Don’t climb that beanstalk! You’ll upset the giant!” 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1542 Just yesterday I was thinking that this probably wouldn't happen. 1.2727 0.04199 154 120 27 7
1543 Jeesh!! I thought locusts would be next. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1544 I told you not to move to the slapstick neighborhood! 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1545 This is not really what I meant when I asked you to drop off the keys. 1.2727 0.04985 154 126 14 14
1546 Now I'll have to tune it all over again. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1547 It went from C major to Richter. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1548 We could pick up this place for a song. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1549 Maybe they should rethink the Steinway delivery drone. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1550 Crashendo or diminuendo? 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1551 It brought the house down. 1.2727 0.04249 154 120 27 7
1552 that rocking robin in the treetops stuff has to stop. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1553 I bet you we can get this place for a song. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1554 ... and they delivered it to the wrong address! 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1555 Looks like it brought the house down. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1556 And this is the childhood home of John Cage. 1.2727 0.04348 154 121 25 8
1557 Maybe too pianissimo? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1558 What’s next? Locusts? 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1559 Hurricane Chopin was everything I expected. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1560 Note taken. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1561 That’s what he gets for writing a bad review. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1562 I told you it was gonna be too big for the house. 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
1563 I know I said 'overnight delivery' and not 'overhead delivery'! 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
1564 Bet they didn’t see that coming. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1565 I never really trusted cloud storage... 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1566 I told you we should’ve gotten an upright. 1.2722 0.03980 158 119 35 4
1567 'fixer-upper' might be an over-sell 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1568 How are we going to flip it now? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1569 I really wish they would stop counting the holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1570 It's a bit late now to question the efficacy of having our Bosendorfer Imperial Concert Grand delivered by drone... 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1571 I think we should send it back. It’s damaged. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
1572 How can they afford a Steinway? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1573 And that's why they call it a pianoforte. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1574 Do you think there is an angel sitting on a piano bench feeling really sheepish right now?" 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1575 So this is what a hurricane is like in the Keys. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1576 And on top of everything else, they forgot to include the bench 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1577 A Concert Grand just wouldn't do, oh no you just had to "Super Size" it didn't you? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1578 I always did want to replace that door.... 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
1579 His playing certainly brought down the house. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1580 This is why we moved out of the city in the first place! 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1581 This is the kind of thing I thought we left in the city. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1582 It happened right after that little bird ran by. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1583 At least the piano was insured. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1584 I guess we went a little too grand 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1585 The cause of the crash was an instrument failure on takeoff. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1586 I really would have expected a harp or a lyre 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1587 I thought we ordered the upright? 1.2697 0.04119 152 118 28 6
1588 Well. Now that that's installed, we should discuss WiFi. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1589 Our insurance agent says we're covered for baby grands but unfortunately not for concert grands. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1590 Don't even say it, Susan. You were right, we should have listened to that damn realtor when she warned us this might happen if we bought the house in between the coyote and roadrunner 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1591 Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse... 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1592 I was afraid something like this would happen when Roadrunner moved next door! 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1593 Well that is a grand way to end 2020. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1594 You were right, it is a little too big. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1595 This one's on the house. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1596 We’ll have to get it tuned again. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1597 The real estate agent had a surprisingly perfect pitch. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1598 There was a one percent chance of piano precipitation today. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1599 I believe the correct musical term is crescendo 1.2697 0.03957 152 114 35 3
1600 And everyone thought he just raised beans. But who knew Jack played the piano? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1601 Say what you want, but nothing sounds like Steinway. 1.2697 0.03902 152 121 24 7
1602 It has 88 keys, but none of them opened the front door. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1603 I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1604 Frankly, I prefer cats and dogs 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1605 Well now, ain't THAT grand. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1606 Good heavens! Don’t they like Chopin up there? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1607 Don't worry" the real estate agent said. "The Gullivers will make great neighbors" 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1608 Now that’s a grand entrance if I’ve ever seen one! 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1609 We just asked their kid to stop practicing! 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1610 You're more likely to be struck by lightning 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1611 You know, Jerry Lee Lewis lived upstairs 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
1612 This is what I get for dropping my Prime membership. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1613 Well, this is grand. 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
1614 We'll definitely have to get it tuned. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1615 That's what I call a crashing crescendo! 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1616 Good thing we only ordered a baby Grand 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1617 Funny. It sounded just like a b-flat when it hit. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1618 Piano, forte; house, not so much. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1619 I guess having a rooftop concert wasn’t such a good idea. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1620 Good thing it was only a baby grand 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1621 Wow, that's a concert that brought down the house! 1.2697 0.04275 152 121 23 8
1622 Maybe we should have gone with the fiddler. 1.2697 0.04066 152 115 33 4
1623 Yeah, that performance definitely brought the house down. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1624 Well, we always wanted a grand entrance. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1625 * Not to scale. 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
1626 The Hendersons always need to flaunt it. 1.2697 0.04757 152 122 19 11
1627 They have seen a thing or two. We are covered. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1628 Oh great! I just fixed those steps 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1629 I told you it was building to a crescendo. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1630 Damn, and we just had the house tuned! 1.2697 0.04223 152 119 26 7
1631 I know I shouldn’t have, but the movers said that tipping was mandatory.” 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1632 Is it just me or is the scale a bit off? 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1633 Just our luck, a concert grand. The one instrument we're not covered for. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1634 First we have COVID-19, then killer hornets 🐝 and then hurricanes and now flying pianos???? 🎹 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1635 I just love this artist’s stuff, what’s this piece called?” “2020: It Could Be Worse 1.2697 0.04325 152 120 24 8
1636 Remember when I said that moving into giant country wasn't a good idea? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1637 We should have chosen contactless delivery 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
1638 The housing market has been ruined by financial instruments 1.2697 0.04757 152 122 19 11
1639 ‘Ya know- 2020...what do you expect at this point 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
1640 I think I left my keys on the counter 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1641 I think we're out of tune with climate change. 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
1642 I didn’t order it. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1643 This looks like a bad case of pianist envy. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1644 How much does a Steinway? 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1645 I don't see a bench. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
1646 You know the insurance company's gonna to try to call this an Act of God. 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1647 Well, that sounded a wrong note! 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1648 Wasn't a typo. Truly is a dramatic Liszting. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1649 It’s a rare Andrew Frank Lloyd Webber Wright house. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1650 I know you can play Chopsticks, Dave. Now is not the time. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1651 Aaaand here's our 2020 grand finale. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1652 A good arguement to let angels only play the harp. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1653 It’s early Frank Gehry. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1654 So this is 2020’s version of a performance “bringing the house down”. 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
1655 Well, they said free delivery 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1656 This seems right on key for 2020. 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1657 Anyway you slice it, that's one gigantic piano. 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1658 I keep expecting a gigantic Liberace to follow. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1659 That is a crashendo 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1660 Well, the finale certainly brought down the house. 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1661 If it's a Steinway we may come out ahead. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1662 I told you to get a smaller piano or have a bigger house. 1.2667 0.03684 150 118 27 5
1663 He did it. He brought down the house. 1.2667 0.04300 150 117 25 7
1664 Well, that gives new meaning to "swan song'. 1.2667 0.04300 150 118 25 7
1665 Maybe delivery by drone wasn't the best choice. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1666 What a grand finale this is Ollie! 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1667 On a lighter note... 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1668 We should have made him take up the harmonica. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1669 Oh, this is just cartoonish 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1670 Tropical Storm Bosendorfer, you say? 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1671 Definitely not Liberace. Looks more like a Billy Joel piece. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1672 My luck...I just signed up for violin lessons. 1.2667 0.03684 150 118 27 5
1673 What time is the bench being delivered? 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1674 He did mention that the spare keys were on the front porch. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1675 They should have stayed with the virtual concert." 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1676 Music was a big part of their life. 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1677 What a great performance – he brought the house down! 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1678 Unduly noted 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1679 Live next to Elton John they said. It will be fun they said. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1680 I thought Jerry Lee Lewis had retired. 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1681 Is this climate change? 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1682 Somebody’s not making it to Carnegie Hall. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1683 Don't mess with the harpist's union. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1684 That's not exactly what I meant by "Ending on a good note." 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1685 It was free 2-day shipping! 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1686 I thought they only used harps up there! 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1687 ``I'm sorry. Without drums and a bass, it's a tear down.'' 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
1688 These go to 11. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
1689 Huh, you're right, it doesn't fit in the living room. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1690 Not bad for 2020. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1691 There's always a risk with flying arpeggios. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1692 I told you the last movement always brings down the house. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1693 You should not have made him practice 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
1694 Maybe you were right. The second floor piano lounge wasn't s a great idea. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1695 I liked it better when it was raining men. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1696 I think it’s time to begin the beguine. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1697 Is that the new set of keys you ordered? 1.2653 0.04189 147 115 26 6
1698 I told you I heard something last night. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1699 The critics will probably say it was a smashing debut. 1.2653 0.04858 147 119 17 11
1700 On the bright side, we have been paying for falling-piano insurance for years. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1701 Let's not ask if his recital went well. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1702 The insurance company says it’s only minor damage. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1703 Not so grand now! 1.2653 0.05046 147 121 13 13
1704 It looked smaller when I ordered it. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1705 The good news is we insured our piano. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1706 It’s my new piece ‘Concerto in A Major Insurance Claim’. 1.2653 0.04761 147 118 19 10
1707 Well, I always wanted someone to say my music brought down the house. 1.2653 0.04076 147 114 28 5
1708 At this scale, you’re going to see major destruction. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1709 It's not so grand anymore! 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1710 Funny, we didn't see that coming. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1711 Do you still think climate change is a hoax? 1.2653 0.04858 147 119 17 11
1712 Usually, I hate to miss the grand finale. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1713 Let’s face it, darling. This isn’t our forte. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1714 So that's what the sound of silence looks like 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1715 Need to study from home? Subscribe to our online music lessons and we'll throw in a piano. Absolutely free. 1.2653 0.04352 147 116 24 7
1716 Happy six month quarantine-versary, honey. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1717 Climate change. Huh. 1.2649 0.04327 151 120 23 8
1718 This is the work of Satan. God would have delivered a fully functional piano. 1.2649 0.04009 151 117 29 5
1719 Let's use these movers" you said. "What could go wrong? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1720 At least I found my keys. 1.2635 0.04732 148 119 19 10
1721 Streaming music from the Cloud seems to have some downsides. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1722 Does our policy cover an act of Bach? 1.2635 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1723 Normally I'd say that this only happens in movies, but it's just not the year. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1724 Looks like it's going to be "The Unfinished Symphony" for a long time. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1725 Whoops, delivery problem! Billy Joel is at 335 Elm Street. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1726 Well, in the grand scheme of things... 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1727 It’s jazz piano, it’s supposed to sound like that. 1.2635 0.04052 148 115 28 5
1728 Huh. I was expecting an asteroid. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1729 I shouldn't have written that bad review of the concert. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1730 We have insurance for this right? 1.2621 0.03793 145 113 28 4
1731 You think they'd mind if I played Chopsticks? 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1732 Our feud with the Steinways has gotten out of hand. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1733 At this point, I was almost expecting it. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1734 Do you think we still need to tip the movers? 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1735 Our kid is playing piccolo. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1736 ...the Coda and Finale of his Election Sonata in B Flat Major. 1.2621 0.04324 145 115 23 7
1737 Wow, they really brought the house down. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1738 I never really understood John Cage. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1739 I guess Amazon Prime still has some work to do. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1740 Must be nice when you can afford to drop a grand on your roofing. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1741 You promised me I would ‘love’ the John Cage meets Frank Gehry remodel 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1742 2020 final chord 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1743 Oops, too big. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1744 John always said is was either his way or the Steinway. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
1745 What do you want to do for lunch? 1.2606 0.04545 142 113 20 8
1746 So this must be Wile E Coyote’s house. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1747 The ending really brought down the house. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1748 Better check the exclusions in our policy. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1749 My first grand slam! 1.2606 0.04965 142 116 15 11
1750 I heard the pianist could bring down the house. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1751 I think it's got to be intentional. See that chair? There's no way it would have like..."bounced" up and landed in the window that way. I think it's some sort of art piece. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1752 I never knew “acts of God” came with an accompaniment. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1753 They said it would just B Minor renovations, but I C Major changes to the architectural design. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1754 We needed a bigger home anyway. 1.2603 0.05056 146 121 12 13
1755 It rained Bachs and Mozarts Last night. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1756 Insurer said they won’t cover it. Apparently it’s considered an ‘Act of Bach’. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1757 And you thought living beside Billy Joel would bring our property value up... 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1758 Glad you made me go for a walk. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1759 Given our kid was inside, we now have A-flat minor. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1760 That must have been quite a concert. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1761 From Liza’s cabaret show. Why? 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1762 This is my latest project: it's John Cage meets Frank Gehry meets Wile E. Coyote. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1763 No Taylor, I’m not at all surprised. After learning that Kanye bought the old Liberace plane, we should have expected it. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1764 This isn’t what I meant when I asked the realtor to drop off an extra set of keys. 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
1765 Asteroids are so cultured these days 1.2587 0.04350 143 114 22 7
1766 I could have sworn it would fit. My bad. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1767 And the FEMA maps said we weren't in a piano-prone area! 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1768 COVID19, racial profiling, climate change, .....Why not a giant Baby Grand piano? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1769 I just said, "I forgot my keys." 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1770 I think that it’s going to need tuning. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1771 Definitely F Major. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1772 Where does the time go? It started as a baby grand. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1773 I guess they be having a Funeral in B-Minor. 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1774 Hell of a crescendo.... 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1775 This reminds me of an old Yiddish curse my grandfather used to use. 1.2587 0.03807 143 107 35 1
1776 We will retune. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1777 Holy Stravinsky!!! 1.2587 0.04934 143 117 15 11
1778 Oh look, our own personal House of Blues... 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1779 Please look up and tell me the concert hall is not coming next. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1780 This week on Househunters: she wants a 2 bedroom cottage, he wants a giant piano. Can their real estate agent find a house they can compromise on? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1781 There's nothing like a vintage Steinway to bring down the house. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1782 So it wasn't Clapton, but Elton John, who was God 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1783 We should probably scale it down. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1784 I see Amazon is testing its drone delivery service again. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1785 Huh, I always thought they played harps. 1.2587 0.04934 143 117 15 11
1786 I guess we didn't have to be so worried about leaving the stove on 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1787 I've heard of bringing the house down, but this is ridiculous 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
1788 Too bad the insurance only covers upright pianos 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1789 I said, "A little more to MY right." 1.2587 0.04177 143 115 23 5
1790 When I was six, I ended my lessons by throwing my chair across the room 1.2587 0.04118 143 112 26 5
1791 Well, Carol, you always dreamed of owning a Steinway. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1792 ‘This’ll show that Old Lady who lives in the shoe.’ 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1793 It’s a slippery slope once you take away single-family zoning 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1794 Steinway residence? 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1795 I'd say that last piece really brought the house down. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1796 Now THAT 'S a Grand finale. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1797 His playing brought down the house. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1798 That's gonna be a bitch to tune... 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1799 Life could not get any grander. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1800 That's the most poorly tempered clavier I have ever seen. 1.2571 0.05005 140 115 14 11
1801 I should have insured it for a grand. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1802 I kinda thought delivering pianos by drone was oversold. 1.2571 0.04102 140 107 30 3
1803 Is this similar to mic drop? 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1804 Now THAT 's fortissimo! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1805 This is what happens when they name a hurricane "Steinway" 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1806 Remember when you said falling-piano-trope insurance premiums were through the roof? 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1807 The avant-garde sculpture earned praise for its commentary on post-suburban trends in childhood music education. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1808 I wish they'd stop naming hurricanes after composers. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1809 In hindsight, that ukelele was a good idea. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1810 I don't like how the Steinways crash our parties. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1811 Who knew Amazon would deliver it by drone? 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1812 I call it the Derecho Sonata. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1813 At least the roadrunner got out okay. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1814 Hold on, maybe it's not so bad from the back 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1815 I just asked Siri to play The Piano Man." 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1816 She said cats and dogs. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1817 That concerto really brought down the house! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1818 Don't you say "Ain't life grand!" Harold... 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
1819 If you're thinking what I'm thinking, this is gonna be followed by a really big shoe. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1820 Well, you wanted a Steinway. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1821 At least now we're not obligated to see the show. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1822 I think we arrived too late to make a grand entrance. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1823 Well, the tritone cuts the house in half, but the dissonance highlights the tension between the elements. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1824 It's just a little flat. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1825 It's a 2020 thing. 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1826 They said they tried the new Amazon drone service. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1827 Maybe the Post Office does need better funding. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1828 So is it Art or an Accident??? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1829 Drone delivery was half price 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1830 The cat is dead. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1831 Sometimes you just need a little push to move on 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1832 Victor Borge went too far this time 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1833 - Someone will have to pay. - Well, duh. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1834 What's the harm in getting a pet coyote?" Now we know 1.2536 0.04939 138 113 15 10
1835 You never said there would be consequences if we didn’t support the arts 1.2536 0.04122 138 108 26 4
1836 I hope the guy who lost this thing doesn't come by. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1837 There goes our deposit" 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
1838 I TOLD you not to order an Acme piano. 1.2536 0.04939 138 113 15 10
1839 Go figure. Major damage in a minor key. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1840 I guess the angels choir will be singing a capella today. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1841 And we thought the 88 Steinway Close address was a GOOD omen. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1842 Where's the bench? 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1843 She did say she would bring the house down! 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1844 We have to face the music and rebuild . 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1845 Yes, but I distinctly remember telling you that this performance would ‘bring down the house.’ 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1846 Dammit! Our deductible is a Grand. 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
1847 This is a big fucking sign...time to move to Canada. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1848 I heard his concert finale brought down the house 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1849 2020—Yeesh! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1850 How big was the stork delivering this baby grand? 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1851 Wow! That's what I call a grand finale! 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1852 ...and I just got it tuned. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1853 Should have gone with the baby grand. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1854 Let's face it. It was either that or an anvil. 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
1855 It turns out you were right to question the drone delivery option. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1856 I never thought l'd see a Grand slam 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1857 One does not very often see grand pianos in this neighbourhood. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1858 When I told that decorator "We're thinking to drop a grand on it," I assumed he knew I was talking about a budget. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1859 I’m afraid the adjuster may not see this as black and white. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1860 That's the last time I write a bad review on one of his Chopin recitals. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1861 They always said his playing would bring the house down someday 1.2536 0.04491 138 112 19 7
1862 Wow, piano sales have really dropped! 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1863 Rachmaninoff always brings the house down! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1864 In retrospect, I should've ordered the anvil. 1.2536 0.04122 138 111 21 6
1865 I thought you meant something else when you said it would bring the house down. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1866 I hear God got tired of hearing Liberaci play. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1867 OK, but “house with grand piano” isn’t quite what I was expecting... 1.2536 0.02920 138 113 21 4
1868 We should probably move back before the bass drops. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1869 Keys to the house? Let's search the piano and call it a day. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1870 I always thought the phrase was "manna from heaven". 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1871 I guess God’s moved on from harps. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1872 Still 2020. Shoulda seen that coming. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1873 What do you expect when you register for one of those online piano crash courses? 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1874 I guess Great Gramma Jean wasn’t fooling when she said they would drop off her Steinway Grand once she reached the Promised Land. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1875 While I'm confident our insurance covers acts of God, I'm unsure about acts of Liberace. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
1876 Told you I'd get it in. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1877 That’s one forte piano! 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1878 Looks like Beethoven brought down the house. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1879 I heard that he told her 'It's either my way, or the Steinway.' 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
1880 I didn't know it was going to be this grand. 1.2536 0.05149 138 115 11 12
1881 I dont know whether I should feel sorry for the piano or the house 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1882 Tip jar, or a GoFundMe page? 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1883 I guess God discovered the guitar. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1884 I told you that it wouldn't fit. 1.2536 0.04186 138 109 24 5
1885 They say the tornado passed through Julliard. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1886 I've a right to think pianos can fly. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1887 The anvil arrives next week. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1888 Hopefully we're covered for lounge acts of God. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1889 I see what you mean... the performance DID bring down the house!" 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1890 When I requested "Stormy Weather," this isn't exactly what I had in mind! 1.2536 0.03992 138 108 27 3
1891 When you said "crashendo" I thought I'd misheard you. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1892 Well, if that’s not the “2020 Year in Review”, I don’t know what is.... 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1893 I thought Steinway stopped making the mega-grand. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1894 Well, YOU shouldn't have mocked hurricane Wolfgang! 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1895 Must be out of thunderbolts. 1.2536 0.04939 138 113 15 10
1896 Dear - is it the one you ordered? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1897 It gets worse. My agent tells me it's a act of God. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1898 Well, that was hardly pianissimo. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1899 People should really read the disclaimer before selecting same day delivery. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1900 I guess you could call it Rhapsody From the Blue. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
1901 I really can't wait for 2020 to be hindsight. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
1902 I think we should sue MIT. 1.2536 0.05251 138 116 9 13
1903 I believe that chord surpassed Sgt. Peppers by 8 seconds. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1904 So, a fiddler on the roof just wasn't classy enough for you, was it? 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1905 Based on our policy, I sure hope a piano was part of God's act 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1906 Perhaps a tad too grand? 1.2536 0.04186 138 109 24 5
1907 Are you sure you prayed for 'pennies' from Heaven? 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1908 It’s just like in 1958 when Van Cliburn brought the house down! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1909 This is why you always check the dimensions before ordering online 1.2536 0.04248 138 109 24 5
1910 "That's our last drone delivery! 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1911 That's the only drawback of Free Delivery. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1912 I was afraid that door would probably have to come off. 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
1913 Another tragic victim of Tropical Storm Liberace. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1914 This was not quite the housing crash I anticipated 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1915 It’s almost January right? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1916 Well, the universe really wants me to take those lessons 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1917 They were kind enough to throw in a grand piano for free 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1918 I told you a violin would be better. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1919 I told you there wasn’t room for a piano in the study 1.2536 0.03343 138 108 28 2
1920 I SUPPOSE NOW THE FIRST THING THE TUNER WILL ASK IS; "HAS THIS PIANO BEEN MOVED?" 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1921 Maybe we should have measured first. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1922 I told you not to tease that coyote! 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1923 At least Amazon got it here on time 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1924 Well, they said they'd drop the keys off. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1925 I told you it would never hold a tune! 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1926 You were right - we shouldn't have used a moving company with the motto "we'll make it fit" . 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1927 The lady said she was buying a stairway to heaven, not a steinway. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1928 I don't think the new Boeing piano bar is a good idea. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1929 Accidentals happen. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1930 I turned the house upside down looking for my keys. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1931 Why is downsizing so difficult? 1.2518 0.03695 139 109 29 1
1932 The mls listing did say it has a grand entrance. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1933 That was the music critic's house 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1934 Now that’s what you call a grand entrance! 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1935 And that's how they made the last chord of "A Day in the Life". 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1936 Eighty-eight keys and it still couldn't get in any other way. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1937 I'm just impressed Pachelbel's cannon has that kind of firepower. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1938 Wow! Now that's what I'd call a grand disaster! 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1939 They asked to give them a 5-star rating for on-time delivery. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1940 I think we only have percussion insurance. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1941 They were finally tired of Liberace up here. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1942 Don’t forget to submit this to Home and Garden... 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1943 No Karen, I don’t think we can conclude that this is caused by China without some hard evidence 1.2518 0.04096 139 112 21 6
1944 Yes, but the location is key. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1945 A few bugs to iron out before drone delivery really catches on. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1946 Forecast says we’re due some church organs Tuesday.” 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1947 Not your usual act of God. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1948 I thought this only happened in cartoons. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1949 Another unfinished symphony, I guess 1.2500 0.03870 136 110 22 4
1950 The movers said they're not responsible. 1.2500 0.04769 140 114 17 9
1951 Apparently he said, “Hulk not like piano lessons.” 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1952 So this is Amazon Instant delivery. 1.2500 0.04272 136 108 23 5
1953 Well, it IS 2020. . . 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1954 Next time pray for a spare key, singular. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1955 A-flat house! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1956 I have to admit I did not believe the weather forecast. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1957 I still think Falling Piano Insurance is a scam. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1958 I think Amazon's drone delivery needs some fine tuning. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1959 I thought we were hoping for a grandbaby, not a baby grand." 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1960 Now that we have faced the music, let's dance. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1961 See? That's why you need a conductor. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1962 Remember that special insurance rider you asked me to cancel last month? 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1963 Why would you buy a inflatable piano? 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1964 Are you sure we aren't part of something much bigger than us? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1965 I wasn’t expecting the day the music died 1.2500 0.03727 136 106 28 2
1966 What the fuck? 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1967 Sometimes "free home delivery" isn't a good choice. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1968 Well, he did say his performance was going to bring down the house. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1969 The angels' concert brought down the house. 1.2500 0.04459 136 110 19 7
1970 A Major disaster. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1971 When they said the concert would bring down the house, I had no idea this is what they meant. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1972 You always said you wanted the house to look sharp. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1973 Well,we got it in. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1974 I told you you couldn't just "eyeball" it, John. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1975 I mean, we've always talked about pitching that idea for "This Old House: The Musical" 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1976 It’s the best thing that’s happened to us this year 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1977 We’re going to need a Major Lift. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1978 Do you think the guy at Farmers Insurance has see this one? 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1979 The add said, “grand piano on the house” but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1980 What do you get when you combine a hurricane with an outdoor pandemic concert? 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
1981 I don’t think any of these keys are going to work. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1982 Guess we should have selected no-contact delivery. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1983 Well, that’s a grand slam if ever I saw one. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1984 Looks like Junior cracked my Amazon password. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1985 Evidently Donald Trump was stealing the White House piano on Air Force One to pawn it. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1986 First sharknados now this. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1987 Pretty clear that there are alternative universes--or this is just an art installation. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1988 That sure is a big baby! 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1989 It looked smaller in the picture. 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
1990 I always wanted a piano, but never expected such a grand windfall. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1991 Maybe Amazon wasn’t best for that item. 1.2500 0.05086 136 113 12 11
1992 Well, on the bright side, this will keep our minds off of current events for a while. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1993 I told you we didn't tip the movers enough. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1994 Wow, a Grand Slam! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1995 Well, we can throw away the keys. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1996 They kept saying that Glen Gould was a giant, but who knew. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1997 It was a baby grand when they got it. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1998 Amazon still hasn’t perfected its drone delivery system. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
1999 Huh. So that's what the middle pedal does. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
2000 I told you we'd be glad we got falling-piano-out-of-a-blue-sky insurance. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
2001 I told you not to mess with The Liberace Family! 1.2500 0.04008 136 109 23 4
2002 Any sign of the ruby slippers? 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
2003 I have a sinking feeling our policy specifically excludes piano accidents. 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
2004 Remember when you said that if we didn't have music we'd have nothing? 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
2005 I'll bet it was the Julliard crew. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
2006 Fuck. Our home is ruined. 1.2500 0.02712 136 116 14 6
2007 I miss conventional warfare. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2008 This will set drone delivery back years. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
2009 I'd like to see the enormous pianist. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
2010 Dear, I think this is a new stage 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
2011 Geez, what a heavy piece of music... 1.2500 0.04979 140 116 13 11
2012 Oh, 2020, did you have to end on a sour note? 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
2013 If 2020 was a piano 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2014 Why don’t you ever listen to me? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2015 Well... Lets go get some breakfast. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
2016 Saw that one coming... 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
2017 Free shipping with amazon prime. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
2018 Oh look honey, we can live through music now. 1.2500 0.04272 136 111 18 7
2019 The key to life is not to sweat the small stuff 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
2020 I guess God is having his own issues with 2020" 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
2021 That ended on a wrong note 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
2022 Boy, when Billy Joel drops in, he really drops in! 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2023 To think the Weather Channel had predicted a baby grand. 1.2482 0.03915 137 112 19 6
2024 Gee. Flat. Major! 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2025 Wasn't that a colossal cadenza? 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
2026 That wasn't what I had in mind when I said grand entrance! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
2027 Now I know how the economy feels. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
2028 I think we should’ve gone with a baby grand. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2029 Piano is not my forte. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
2030 I never knew he played! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
2031 I told them it had to go upstairs 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
2032 I told you we shouldn't have invited that fat lady to sing. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
2033 Guess he forgot his key. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
2034 I see they dropped another grand on the house to no avail. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
2035 Now that's piano forte! 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2036 That sure must have been some kitten on the keys! 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
2037 Oh no I left my facemask inside! 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
2038 Now that is what I call crescendo. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2039 I thought they said they'd drop the keys off AT the house. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2040 Were they calling for a pianonado? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2041 Amazon still has a few kinks to work out with drone delivery. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
2042 The insurance company says it is an act of God, so we're not covered. 1.2482 0.04430 137 111 19 7
2043 Well, it's definitely gone flat. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
2044 Barb, I warned you about next day drone delivery. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2045 Too big, I think. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2046 Do you remember what you said when I pushed for piano coverage on our insurance? 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
2047 Well, I prayed a grand would fall magically from the sky. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
2048 What pains you the most, the damage or the cliché? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2049 I think we should have hired movers. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2050 I had a feeling it wasn't going to fit. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
2051 Yes but, unlike a tornado, at least with a derecho you know where the piano came from. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
2052 Let me get this straight: You had to say the chances were the same as a piano falling from the sky ... and onto my house? You couldn’t have said the chances were the same as winning the lottery? And why involve my house in this!?! 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
2053 I think we found your keys. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
2054 I thought we ordered the baby grand. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
2055 I'm guessing insurance fraud. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
2056 Well this really puts the A minor in apocalypse 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2057 So much for living in harmony 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2058 Does this piano make my house look flat? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2059 All anyone knows is, it was delivered by a skinny guy and a fat guy wearing derbies. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2060 I thought I heard a foreboding crescendo in the distance 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2061 His performance of the Piano Concerto in E brought down the house. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2062 Well, that's a grand entrance! 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2063 That was one hell of a high note! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2064 I told you his last performance would bring down the house. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2065 The brochure did say it was a "Grand Manor House" 1.2443 0.04210 131 105 22 4
2066 That piano really brought the house down. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2067 Remnants from tropical storm Rachmaninoff. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2068 I guess the movers didn't appreciate the bounced check. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2069 It was bigger than a Category 5 storm; they call it a "Liberace." 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2070 I guess it tried to come back for its baby grand. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
2071 I knew this would happen." 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2072 He did say he’d throw in the Grand Piano on top. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2073 This sure puts a damper on things. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2074 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2075 Amazon clearly needs to do more work on their drone delivery." Mitch Zeller 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2076 And after all the other expenses, it will probably need retuning. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2077 So middle C is the one where the front window used to be? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2078 now THAT'S a coda 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2079 Don’t worry, honey, I know a piano repairman. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2080 Well, that's the end of that tune. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
2081 Well, I sure didn't see thst one coming! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2082 I said Pianissimo -- not piano-missle-go. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2083 Well, 2020 continues to surpass itself. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2084 Ok. Sure it “brought down the house”. But everything gets a standing ovation these days. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2085 You’re right. I do prefer the open concept. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2086 So much for my rooftop concert tonight. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2087 I thought they said baby grand. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2088 It looked smaller in the showroom. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2089 It's one of the downsides of a tiny house. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2090 Wow, that was close...it almost hit my garage. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2091 I would say this problem is A Major one. 1.2443 0.04279 131 105 21 5
2092 Somebody must have hit the wrong chord. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2093 Surely revenge for skipping all my boyhood piano lessons 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2094 It's not surprising at all - you couldn't expect a piano that size to stay up in the air forever 1.2443 0.03845 131 102 27 2
2095 And the bench is being delivered separately tomorrow. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2096 I suppose I should have paid the surcharge for white glove delivery. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2097 Living next to Wile E. Coyote has been interesting. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2098 We're going to need a good tuner. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2099 I don't know if she was a good witch or a bad one, but at karaoke night she always destroyed "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road." 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2100 Well it definitely gives the house a whole new feel. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
2101 When you said the roof repair would be a grand, I thought you meant something else . 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2102 Well, I did'nt see that coming. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2103 Actually, I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2104 They say she always brings the house down. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2105 Yes, but on the plus side it comes with lots of keys. 1.2443 0.04414 131 106 19 6
2106 I fear discord in the galaxy. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2107 So, Lena Horn stopped by. 1.2443 0.04347 131 105 21 5
2108 Now I know why they call it "Hurricane Horowitz" - Paul Jelinek, NYC 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2109 Well, he said we could get it for a song. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2110 I told you this renovation was hitting all the wrong notes. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2111 I guess you can't jettison musical arts from schools without there being some retaliation. 1.2443 0.04414 131 106 19 6
2112 Wonder where the giant Liberace landed? 1.2443 0.03921 131 100 30 1
2113 So I was right. The piano doesn't fit through the skylight. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2114 I'm guessing fortissimo. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2115 I'm guessing dinner's off. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
2116 No strings attached. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2117 That last note fell flat 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2118 Well I don’t know about you but I’m ecstatic they delivered it in under two hours. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
2119 This new John Cage music is getting out of hand. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
2120 Total loss? Nah, just a grand. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2121 I have always found Wagner a bit heavy. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
2122 This is A minor incident as far as 2020 is concerned 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
2123 I warned Ted that a crash course was no way to learn the piano. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
2124 I really like John Cage’s new piece. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
2125 Damn I knew we should have gotten the piano insurance! 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
2126 Remember when we brought it home? It was just a little harmonica, then an accordion, then a harpsichord, and now this. 1.2424 0.04251 132 106 21 5
2127 Grand performance brings house down. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
2128 I thought we paid for the white glove delivery? 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
2129 The adjuster said if that isn’t an Act of God, he doesn’t know what is. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
2130 So that's what "House Piano Insurance" is for. 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
2131 Music festivals have changed a lot huh 1.2424 0.04943 132 109 14 9
2132 Well, it's not exactly the housing crash I was expecting... 1.2424 0.03896 132 104 26 2
2133 I'm guessing its a Steinway Super Grand. 1.2424 0.05058 132 110 12 10
2134 I asked the Lord what would happen if a piano fell on our house. And He replied: “You’ll B Flat!” 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
2135 It looked much better in the Guggenheim. 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
2136 They knew the risks of moving to Toontown” 1.2424 0.04943 132 109 14 9
2137 Using a delivery drone was definitely not the best choice 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
2138 Ordering a baby grand piano on line for drone delivery has a few kinks to iron out. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
2139 The bench took out the neighbor's Lexus. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
2140 So, I guess we can forget the rooftop concert. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
2141 Hurricane Steinway certainly lived up to its name. 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
2142 This is why I've always preferred the harmonica. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
2143 Beethoven just had to get the final word on 2020... 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
2144 2020. Typical! 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
2145 I guess this happens in real life as well as in the movies 1.2424 0.04515 132 108 17 7
2146 So noted. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2147 Looks like our neighbor upstairs is making a bit more room in the cloud. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2148 That's the last time I'll select "drone delivery" 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2149 So I said,"drop off the keys when you go by my house." 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2150 Well we'll have to move but at least we won't have to move the piano 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2151 I told you I dropped my keys. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2152 And I always thought the song refrain was pennies from heaven. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2153 That's real piano forte! 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2154 Yes, Athena, 2020 is the year of unexpected fallout. 1.2422 0.04471 128 104 18 6
2155 The one day we leave home and we miss the most exciting thing to happen since March? 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2156 The insurance guy told me it's not a black or white claim. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2157 Never drop ship a grand piano 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2158 You were right; that was one hell of a crescendo. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2159 These movers get no tip. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
2160 OMG irshwin 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
2161 It could have been worse. It could have been a pipe organ." 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2162 Looks like the Hulk is having trouble with his music lessons again. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2163 Next time we should pay extra for the white glove delivery. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2164 His solo always brought down the house! 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2165 That damned Wile E. Coyote missed him again !!! 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
2166 It was scheduled to play next door. 1.2422 0.05052 128 106 13 9
2167 Actually, I think it was 'Fiddler' on the roof... 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2168 Well, we did save 49% on our insurance by not covering "Other." 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2169 Uh, Amazon, we have a problem. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2170 Oh, so easy to fall for classical music. 1.2422 0.04187 128 102 22 4
2171 Trump gets reelected AND a piano materializes out of thin air? What are the chances? 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2172 You were right... The baby grand was a better option. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2173 Remind me, when is the delivery window for the bench? 1.2422 0.04401 128 103 20 5
2174 And here we spent all that time waiting for the other shoe to drop..... 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2175 Amazon still has some work to do on their Drone Delivery 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2176 Be careful what you wish for. 1.2422 0.04471 128 104 18 6
2177 No, doesn’t strike a chord. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2178 It's gotta be Photoshopped. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2179 I went with the bigger model, for the free shipping. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2180 Needless to say, I didn't tip the movers. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2181 You were right, dear, the house was too small. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2182 Yep, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2183 Tell Amazon that one size does not fit all. 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
2184 Well,it's not what we planned,but I think we'll still be a roadside attraction. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2185 It was a mezzocyclone, but there's never been one this grand. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2186 I assume this is the "forte." When does the "piano" get here 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2187 A fiddler on the roof would have been smarter. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2188 I guess drone delivery still has some kinks to work out. 1.2422 0.04331 128 103 20 5
2189 Such a keytastrophe 1.2422 0.03636 128 103 23 2
2190 I guess you didn't measure. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2191 She definitely brought the house down with that performance” 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2192 Told you it wouldn’t fit though the door. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2193 This isn't quite what I meant when I asked for a grand finale. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2194 Large object drone delivery still has a ways to go. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2195 Well there go my delusions of grandeur 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
2196 I ordered the Baby Grand? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2197 I wonder how we can blame this on Trump? 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
2198 « Well isn’t that grand. » 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
2199 Well, it does have a yard. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
2200 Should we go and welcome the new neighbors? 1.2422 0.04259 128 102 22 4
2201 I’d say this is exactly like the dream I had but you’re not a talking fish. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2202 Well, Chopsticks! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2203 This happens sometimes when the angels move on from harps. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
2204 I wish I'd clicked the box for insurance. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
2205 Now they're playing harps. 1.2403 0.03777 129 107 18 4
2206 Well this explains why we heard fee, fie, fo, fum after that horrible rendition of Chopsticks. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
2207 I guess the airlines new in flight entertainment wasn't a hit. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
2208 Guess the Beetles were prophetic......this is clearly "the day the music died." 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
2209 Yesterday that was campus ROTC housing. Now all you'll find inside is A flat major 1.2403 0.04769 129 107 14 8
2210 It's the 2020 version of the 1812 Overture. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
2211 Frankly, I don't see this as being so grand. 1.2403 0.05136 129 108 11 10
2212 Not a good idea to run this cartoon while a Category 4 hurricane ravages Louisiana." 1.2403 0.04640 129 109 12 8
2213 I guess drone delivery isn't really Amazon's forte. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
2214 I'm going to write a scathing Amazon Review for this one." 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2215 I must admit this tear down really strikes a chord with me. 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
2216 You didn’t happen to find a jar full of my evening’s tips? 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
2217 This is not what I meant by bringing down the house tonight. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2218 The Almighty's done playin'. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
2219 should we just blame this on 2020 too? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
2220 Acme Prime Delivery... should’ve seen this coming... 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
2221 It’s minor 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2222 I told you the piccolo was a warning. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2223 Now that's what you call a Grand Slam. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2224 Now THAT'S what I call a crescendo. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2225 It looked smaller in the sky 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2226 Well, that performance sure brought the house down. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2227 That is one grand mess! 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2228 I thought that fortissimo was a bit much... 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2229 Next time we hire professional piano movers 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2230 I just remembered where I left my keys 1.2381 0.04497 126 103 17 6
2231 Yep - that's a B flat. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
2232 How could it get worse? This is how it could get worse. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2233 Ain't that just grand. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2234 That piano concerto really brought down the house! 1.2381 0.03973 126 102 20 4
2235 I wished for a 20 foot penis. 1.2381 0.04426 126 105 14 7
2236 Call the tuner, it’s a little flat. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2237 This was the Grand Finale'. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2238 I did what you said — "Drop a grand on the roof." 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2239 The grand real estate crash of 2020 has began. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2240 What did you expect? It's still 2020." 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
2241 That’s not the sound of music... 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
2242 That's the last time I'll download music from that app. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2243 It’s a musical neighborhood 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
2244 Well honey, when you ask for a grand in 2020, this is what you get 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2245 The HOA says it’s fine so long as It’s not a percussion. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2246 Oh thank God -- for a second there I though it was a harpsichord. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2247 sounds like “Piano Movement in B flat”. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
2248 it is hard to keep a roof over your head when you are a struggling musician 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2249 Don’t worry, I still have my a Capella career to fall back on. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2250 So, NOW can we agree that when they said our neighbor is a ‘Wiley Coyote’, it wasn’t a figure of speech? 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2251 Thanks Amazon! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2252 Well the realtor did say we could get it for a song... 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2253 I dunno. 'Be careful what you wish for' maybe? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2254 I see now why it's listed for one grand. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2255 This is not what I thought they meant by, "dropping off the keys." 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2256 At least their love story ended on a high note. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2257 Maybe drone deliveries should experiment with smaller items first! 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2258 I think an upright might have been a better choice. 1.2362 0.04395 127 103 19 5
2259 The insurance company said it was an act of God. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2260 He is inside looking for the lost chord. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
2261 I doubt that this will be covered; the "Acts of God" clause only covers damage due to falling harps. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2262 Maybe we should have bought a bigger house. Cathy Mahon Northport, NY 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2263 That's not very grand. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2264 So, you think we should cancel our Amazon prime drone delivery? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2265 Can't say I didn't warn you about drone deliveries. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2266 Where's that guy who's seen a thing or two? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2267 It looks like the movers were right. The front door was too small. 1.2362 0.04324 127 103 19 5
2268 Must be a demo model. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2269 Well I'll Be A Sonata Of A Bitch! 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2270 Do you think the owners will come and get it if we offer a reward? 1.2362 0.04101 127 101 23 3
2271 It just sounds flat to me. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
2272 I prefer manna. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
2273 I don't think a Grand is going to cover it 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
2274 That's how it is now. The delivery service just drops it at the front door, rings the bell and takes off. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2275 Maybe if we try sideways 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
2276 He challenged the devil to play Rachmaninoff's third symphony and won. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2277 It looks like their drone delivery system needs some work. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2278 I'll give you 88 reasons why we should move." 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2279 Act of God or God acting out? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
2280 I told him not to try to put it in the attic. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2281 That's what happens when you piss off Jerry Lee Lewis. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2282 Well now I'm definitely not wearing a mask! 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2283 Well, I'm from Texas and I've seen 'em bigger than that. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2284 I told you there were risks living next to a giant bean stalk.. 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
2285 I always thought it was just good etiquette to send notes. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2286 At this point in 2020, I'm kind of surprised it wasn't the moon. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2287 At least it wasn't racial violins. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2288 music from heaven 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2289 Beats me... first a coyote races into the house, then this weird bird says "Beep, Beep", and then this ACME piano drops out of the sky and flattened everything. 1.2358 0.04483 123 100 18 5
2290 the Drone got the wrong address 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2291 What’s black and white and if it fell out of a tree it’d kill you? 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2292 I told you to take up the harmonica 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2293 A little to the left? 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2294 You just had to get super grand, didn't you? 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2295 It seemed smaller in the photos. 1.2358 0.05173 123 98 19 6
2296 Ya, definitely the wrong scale. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2297 I’d definitely call that destruction on a grand scale ! 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2298 so thaaaaat's what that sound was. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2299 Perhaps shipping by drone wasn 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
2300 It's the latest Phillip Glass arrangement." "Yes, Very 2020. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2301 See, I told you the Amazon drones could deliver anything in 30 minutes or less. 1.2358 0.03666 123 98 23 2
2302 You know, I have often heard about the expression heavy metal, but never heavy piano 1.2358 0.04483 123 100 18 5
2303 Your grandmother would be so proud that we kept this. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2304 Why am I not surprised? #2020 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2305 I’m all for supporting the arts, but this initiative is getting a bit aggressive. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2306 Well, SOMEONE must’ve found out Cuomo said no ticketed music events. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2307 Maybe we should try the back door. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2308 You said you wanted to keep it low key but... 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2309 I guess we struck the wrong chord 1.2353 0.04254 119 95 21 3
2310 I find classical music too heavy. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
2311 Did you measure it? 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
2312 Is that a Steinway? 1.2344 0.04896 128 106 14 8
2313 I told you it wouldn't fit through the front door! 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
2314 I told you he hates piano lessons! 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
2315 Thank goodness it didn't hit the wifi. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
2316 The piano was sitting in the lot when the house erupted right out of the ground and lifted it straight up into the air. 1.2339 0.04524 124 102 16 6
2317 It looked a lot smaller in the showroom. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
2318 Every pianist dreams of bringing down the house." 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
2319 I think we can save the piano. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2320 But did it sound like a freight train? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2321 I thought the airlines did away with piano lounges on jumbo jets. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2322 I told him to get falling big piano insurance. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
2323 I guess buying the Fazioli on Amazon for the free shipping wasn't a great idea. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
2324 They're calling it an 'act of God.' 1.2339 0.04066 124 99 22 3
2325 You never should have agreed to give piano lessons to that Bunyan kid. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
2326 Just when you think things can’t get any weirder. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2327 A smashing performance, it brought the house down! 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
2328 Do you think this is the sign we were looking for? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
2329 I guess I clicked on delivery by drone. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
2330 Drone delivery needs a little more work. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2331 Time to go house Chopin 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2332 Wish they would’ve gone with the baby grand 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
2333 It did not spark joy. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2334 Looks like you were right. We should have paid the extra sixty bucks for their White Glove delivery service." 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2335 This was an orchestrated hit. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2336 You're right. It's too big for the house. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2337 Apparently Stairway to Heaven has an alternative ending 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2338 Acme Piano Crash Course is gonna get a piece of my mind! 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2339 Not just an urban myth then 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2340 That last number really brought down the house. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2341 Don't build a symphony center where tornadoes are common,I said. Did they listen? 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2342 White glove delivery isn't what it used to be. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2343 Your policy also does not cover flooding. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2344 I don't usually like this avant-garde stuff, but that was pretty spectacular. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2345 There has to be an easier way of getting that final chord 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2346 I guess someone heard "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" one too many times. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2347 Well, on that note... 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2348 He didn't play his Hammerklavier Sonata enough when he was alive?!? 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2349 If they’d stick with harps up there, this wouldn’t have happened. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2350 I've heard of bringing down the house, but that's ridiculous. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2351 Oh no, not another performance artist! 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2352 Could we just remind the insurance company that Margaret Truman's piano leg once fell through the floor of the White House? 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2353 Grand . . . but not great! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2354 You said you wanted to pick up a new instrument? No better time than now! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2355 So...still think we can redecorate under a grand? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
2356 Honey, please tell me you didn't forget to send in our annual pledge to the symphony. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2357 Never get between a baby grand and its mother. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2358 Well that's odd.. I thought they only played the harps. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2359 That piano is definitely going to need to be tuned. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2360 It looked much smaller in the catalogue. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2361 Don't worry. They always bring them in through the roof. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2362 A little off-key? 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2363 I asked for a tuba. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2364 I told Jack it was too big for the bean stalk, but he never listens. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2365 Not so grand anymore, is it? 1.2314 0.04354 121 98 19 4
2366 That really was the “Surprise Symphony”! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2367 They always bragged about being seventh generation Salieri... 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2368 I really just wanted a keyboard. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2369 But now all I need is for aliens invade, and I'll have a "bingo"! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2370 I didn’t want to say anything, but it may be too big for the living room. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2371 I suppose, now, that we'll have to get it tuned. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2372 Did we remember to tip the movers? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2373 They said to be alert for falling debris in our Aria 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2374 Well at least now we don’t have to worry about losing our keys. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2375 Okay ... now the woodwinds. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2376 Just before the piano hit the house, I swear I saw a roadrunner dash in the front door... 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2377 Did Dorothy play the piano? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2378 The Bösendorfer Meteor wasn't supposed to be here until sometime in 2022. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2379 Yes, dear, that is definitely a grand piano. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2380 Scales of destruction? More major than minor. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2381 We're going to need bigger sheet music. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2382 Was this what you expected, when they invited us to their drop-in concert 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2383 Played that B Flat a little too hard in retrospect 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2384 And we thought it was the house of blues during quarantine... 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2385 That rendition always brings down the house. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2386 I told you it sounded flat... 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2387 Jack says the giant’s having trouble with arpeggios. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2388 They tried to hoist it, but got the pitch wrong. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2389 Hurricane Amadeus. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2390 His performance always brings the house down! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2391 I thought they played harps. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2392 That was some finale! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2393 I fail to see what's so "grand" about it. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2394 And we thought it would be COVID.... 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2395 In retrospect, perhaps my review of his performance of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 1 was a tad too critical. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2396 The wicked piano of the west? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2397 I guess the muses love you or hate you! 1.2314 0.03667 121 100 18 2
2398 Now that’s what I call fortissimo. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2399 Next time I'll leave a key for the movers 1.2314 0.04432 121 99 17 5
2400 There's no mincing words here. We're facing a large scale disaster. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2401 Well, that performance really brought the house down. 1.2314 0.03938 121 96 23 2
2402 That's a lot of ivory! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2403 It looked a lot smaller in the store. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2404 No need for Ibiza. We got all the house music you want. 1.2314 0.02692 121 100 19 2
2405 I heard his performance brought the house down... 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2406 Jesus! Now that's fortissimo! 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2407 I guess this isn’t a good time to put the house on the market 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2408 When I prayed for help to find my lost keys, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2409 The President says that Joe Biden did this! I already knew it. 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
2410 That's NOT white glove delivery ! 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2411 When Jim and Karen discussed getting a new set of keys for their house, this was hardly what they had in mind. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2412 We're going to be in treble. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2413 Ain’t life grand. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2414 It didn’t look that big on the website. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2415 I asked for pianissimo and they sent pianoforte. 1.2314 0.05217 121 102 10 9
2416 Sorry, I was too excited finding this piano for free on Craigslist. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2417 It was just a matter of time before the deconstructivist movements of architecture and music would merge to bring us something so new and wonderful. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2418 Trust me: I'm in insurance and I know an Act of God when I see one. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2419 They said they weren't going to drop it off 'til this afternoon. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2420 Elon Musk put it in orbit, then got tired of it. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2421 This reminds me of a painting by Salvador Dali. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2422 If it were just a tree I think we'd be covered. 1.2314 0.04025 121 99 19 3
2423 Okay, so now we know the limitations of drone delivery. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2424 It's not a break-in, Helen. Technically, they used keys. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2425 I’m Sue... the Steinways asked me to check their mail” 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2426 Well honey, I guess this is our ode to 2020 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2427 Maybe we should have gone around the back 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2428 I told you having it delivered by drone was a bad idea. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2429 Listen darling, we finally have a fancy doorbell at least ! 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2430 We just had it tuned, you know. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2431 Found my house keys 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2432 That's 2020 for you 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2433 It was a huge hit. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
2434 Coronavirus, racial inequities, Trump, wildfires and now falling pianos- California can't catch a break 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2435 Well that performance really did bring down the house. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2436 Well if this would have happened last year, I would have been shocked 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2437 Hurricane Beethoven was certainly worse than we thought it would be. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2438 I said Tall - not Grande! 1.2314 0.04025 121 98 20 3
2439 I’m pretty sure he said the keys were under the mat.. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2440 I wish Dorothy would stick to the hot air balloon. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2441 Well, that’s a piano forte! 1.2314 0.03938 121 96 23 2
2442 Pian-oh-no! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2443 Nope, not on my 2020 bingo card. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2444 I’m sorry, but this modern art exhibit is falling flat with me 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2445 I always wanted a house in the Keys! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2446 I told you we could get this house for a song. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2447 I think your piano teacher has finally had it with Zoom. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2448 I expected a wind instrument, not a grand piano! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2449 I knew God was angry with us, but the piano? 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
2450 What a grand catastrophe. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2451 I’m not in the mood for a melody, nor am I feeling alright. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2452 That piano has always had delusions of grandeur. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2453 Picking delivery by drone was not such a good idea. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2454 This turned out to be a grand disaster. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2455 You're right. Drone delivery was not the best option. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
2456 It was the last movement that did it ! 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2457 There's nothing grand about this, Moira. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2458 Personally, I never cared for the way they conducted themselves. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2459 At least we’ll never lose the keys again 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2460 This will be instrumental in changing zoning laws. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2461 Well, ain’t that a piano fortissima!! 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2462 Now we just need to find where the bench went. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2463 « Aren’t you glad now that we were more than 6 feet apart from the neighbors?!! » 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
2464 Yep, that seems about right this year. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2465 I guess Trump didn't like the song they were playing in his plane. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2466 I’ve heard of a high note breaking a glass, but this is ridiculous. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2467 I think it needs more than tuning now, dear. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2468 A minor catastrophe...get it hun? 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2469 We're really in treble now. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2470 It looked a lot smaller on the website. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2471 The ad did say "Yours for a song." 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2472 It couldn't have been an upright?! 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2473 I told you we should have gone with standard ground delivery, but no, you were in such a hurry to practice.... 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2474 I knew one of those keys would open the door. 1.2295 0.03547 122 100 19 3
2475 Well great, now they're both flat." 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2476 So let me get this straight... every time it rains, it rains this?? 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2477 Well, it certainly was a secure house. It took 88 keys to get in. 1.2295 0.04322 122 99 19 4
2478 Remember when we thought it was cute that we lived on Stein Way? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2479 Are we covered for toon incidents? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2480 The owner is some guy named Wile E. Coyote 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2481 Looks like Dorothy decided no more piano lessons 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2482 Well, that's one grand mess! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2483 A master piano player will bring down the house every time. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2484 This is a fixer upper honey, but the piano comes with the house. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2485 Does our insurance cover Acts of Liberace? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2486 So many hurricanes this year they made it to Wolfgang. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2487 Hmm, the hazard of "Bringing the House Down" during COVID 19. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2488 He’s had a grand ole time destroying the American Dream, now onward to to November! 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2489 So now where are we going to put the asteroid? 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2490 And to think I used to love B-flat 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2491 I told you playing that Devil's music on the piano would have consequences. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2492 Huh. This wasn’t on my 2020 bingo card. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2493 I just don’t know why Elon thought slingshotting a piano into space would work. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2494 It seems that your drop shipping business is working. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2495 When I asked for the keys to the house I wasn’t expecting this... 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
2496 That moment when God realized he'd never play the Rach III as well as Van Cliburn. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2497 Technically, it's a seven octave drop. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
2498 As God is my witness, I thought they could fly. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
2499 This is what happens when you get more than you bargained for. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2500 Honey, I found the keys! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2501 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Carnegie Hall anymore 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2502 I know Steinways can break the bank, but I figured our house was safe. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2503 What the hell is that house doing under my piano!? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2504 Is that really the next level after fortississimo? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2505 This is gonna go much easier if the insurance adjuster is musical. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2506 Let's be more careful with what we order through Amazon drone delivery. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2507 I can’t take another unprecedented thing. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2508 Do you know a piano tuner? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2509 It’s too big for the venue 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2510 I am sure there is a simple explanation" 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2511 I never did like John Cage! 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
2512 Huh. I thought it was just those itty bitty harps up there... 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2513 I think Amazon Prime needs better packaging for oversize items! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2514 I never heard it coming. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2515 Now that is what I would call a crash-endo. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2516 It's a note from my ex. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2517 You were right. Bringing it in through an upstairs window wasn’t such a great idea. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2518 Maybe getting it by mail was a mistake. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2519 I TOLD you we should get a BABY grand... 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2520 The review said his Mozart was a little heavy-handed. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2521 Damn you Amazon drone delivery! 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2522 Cloudy with a chance of Beethoven 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2523 I've heard that piece always brings down the house 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2524 Well, we DID insist on free two-hour delivery. 1.2269 0.04209 119 96 20 3
2525 It looks like 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
2526 I guess we shouldn’t have chopped down that beanstalk. 1.2269 0.04036 119 97 19 3
2527 How likely is it for a Steinway to hit? 1.2269 0.04209 119 99 15 5
2528 Not even God can move a piano 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2529 This brings new meaning to "Bringing the House Down". 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2530 Isn't is usually a safe? 1.2269 0.04535 119 98 16 5
2531 I told you not to take lessons from the Sopranos. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2532 I knew we should've hired movers. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2533 Inopportune, no? 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2534 Well dear, I think the new addition is simply smashing. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2535 Someone brought down the house. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2536 And I thought it was a typo when the score said 'crashendo' 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2537 I’ll never trust a drone delivery again. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2538 Wait, I thought I ordered a baby grande. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2539 Look on the bright side - no, seriously look away toward the bright side, just to the left. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2540 Hmmm... the bigger they are, the harder they really do fall. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2541 I told you we should have made the giant take out personal liability insurance when we rented him the beanstalk. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2542 If God wanted us to have a piano wouldn't he have brought it through the front door? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2543 Maybe next time don't pick B flat. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2544 Looks like the culture wars are starting to heat up. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2545 We could have used a professional piano mover. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2546 I hear the delivery man once had a paper route. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2547 They said it could bring the house down. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2548 Maybe we shouldn't have opted for drone delivery? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2549 It was a piece by John Cage. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2550 Maybe delivery by drone wasn’t such a great idea. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2551 Told you it'd fit. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2552 And that wasn’t even the worst part of 2020. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2553 Honestly not the craziest thing I’ve seen this year... 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2554 Whoopsies 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2555 Well, at least we aren’t stuck at home anymore 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
2556 When they said they'd drop off the keys... 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2557 Is that a real Bösendorfer..? 1.2258 0.04970 124 104 12 8
2558 There was a spider... 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2559 It wasn’t going to fit anyway. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2560 You said you brought the house down, but really! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2561 Her last performance brought down the house. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2562 I knew it wasn’t going to fit. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2563 i told you these house concerts could be a problem 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2564 The house is available for a song and a dance. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2565 No, I asked for a fiddler! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2566 How long do you think before someone notices it missing? 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2567 Well, the movers did say they'd be dropping off the piano today. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2568 This is why drone delivery is still in beta. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2569 You bought a grand piano on Ebay without asking just how grand it was? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2570 I'm not feeling good about drone delivery." I said. "C'mon, get with the times." you said 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2571 You know what? I'm starting to think it's just too grand. 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
2572 Next time, we hire a piano mover. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2573 Broadway needs to reopen for these amateurs to stop bringing down actual houses 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2574 Oops, my bad. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2575 ‘damn, I loved that piano.’ 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2576 They say it'll take a few grand more if we want it to be flat. 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
2577 With a little TLC, you could flip the house and the piano. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2578 Hurricane Steinway hit them hard. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2579 It was a smash hit! 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2580 You always wanted a grand finale 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2581 I think Amazon's new drone delivery needs some modifications 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2582 I’m sure the bass and drums aren’t too far behind” 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2583 I don’t think it’s going to fit. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2584 We should of expected this when the tornado siren was a screeching Beethoven’s Ninth instead of the usual blast. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2585 Well Cheryl, I guess your mother was right about this place after all. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2586 I said "in the living room," not "on the living room." 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2587 So this is what happens for the worst cartoon caption entry. 1.2241 0.05061 116 97 12 7
2588 Well, I guess that does beat the finish to "Sgt Pepper's." 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2589 NOW can we sell the upright? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2590 Huh. The forecast called for falling anvils. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2591 I heard the most beautiful, resonant D minor chord and rushed right over. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2592 I see Elton’s Rocket Man finale blew everyone away. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2593 I was hoping Lucy would have dropped her diamonds instead... 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2594 Drone delivery still needs a few tweaks. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2595 Is it too late to exchange it for an upright? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2596 I thought it was being delivered tomorrow. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2597 So this is where the New Yorker Daily Humor piano landed. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2598 I agree there's a certain symmetry, but Gehry always finds a way to hit a sour note. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2599 Not what I thought it was meant by: Play through. 1.2241 0.04257 116 97 14 5
2600 That's the last time I hire Steinway and Sons Demolition Company. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2601 I told you it's my way or the Steinway. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2602 Well look on the bright side, this isn't the worst thing to happen in 2020. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2603 I still think an upright would work better 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
2604 Something fell a bit off-key. 1.2241 0.04344 116 95 17 4
2605 It doesn’t play in Peoria 1.2231 0.04230 121 99 18 4
2606 It was supposed to be a piano cresendo not crashendo! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2607 Well, so much for drone delivery. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2608 This one's in B Flat. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2609 I told you we shouldn't rent to a roadrunner 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2610 Amazon's drone delivery sure is fast. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2611 Don't worry - it's up to coda 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2612 You misheard me. I didn't say I wanted a giant pianist. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
2613 I bet you they'll deny the claim as act of God. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2614 Goldberg, Schmoldberg--now that's a variation. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2615 Huh. Wrong key. 1.2222 0.02307 117 97 19 1
2616 Let me explain it to you one more time, babe . . . Drone delivery uses GPS to target the house. You can see it's incredibly spot on. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2617 Definitely not a-minor; more of a b-flat 1.2222 0.04640 117 98 13 6
2618 He never had a sense of scale. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2619 That explains the eighty-eight note chord I heard last night. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2620 Remember when you said, "It'll be safer in the 'burbs"? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2621 A stellar crescendo 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2622 The downside of living next to Trump Tower. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2623 Your right, moving to Kansas was a bad idea! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2624 Well...we always did want a piano .... 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2625 There's always a hitch with these "free if you haul it away" Craigslist pianos. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2626 I didn't have this on my 2020 disaster calendar until November. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2627 I had “tuba crushes suburban home” in my 2020 bingo card....so close... 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2628 Do you think we can return it for an upright? 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2629 Maybe the drone delivery wasn't such a good idea. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2630 I told you it was never going to fit. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2631 We shouldn't have opted for drone delivery. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2632 You’re right, that did sound like the end of A Day in the Life 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2633 And the piano movers weren't even wearing masks! 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2634 It was a grand old house... 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2635 Once more. Fortissimo. 1.2222 0.03860 117 96 18 3
2636 wrong scale 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2637 Since it wasn't a tiny home I thought it would fit 1.2222 0.04396 117 96 17 4
2638 Seems a bit out of scale. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2639 Oh, like you wouldn’t have clicked the box for same-day drone delivery. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2640 Somewhere, some kid is going to miss his music lesson. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2641 On balance, I think cats and dogs would've been preferable. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
2642 We shouldn't have ordered a drone delivery. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2643 And, just so I’m clear, this Frank Gehry design is to scale? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2644 Do you think they would mind if I played Twinkle twinkle little star? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2645 There is going to be one helluva bill for the tune-up. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2646 Maybe we should have gone with the upright. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2647 This is not what I expected when the salesman said they could drop it off. 1.2222 0.04225 117 96 19 2
2648 Well it’s only minor scale damage compared to the rest of 2020 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2649 Whatever, what’s for dinner? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2650 Homeschooling was going well until we signed them up for piano. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2651 Who broke my piano? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2652 Should we get it tuned? 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2653 I was trying to convince myself that my life isn’t a joke, and this really doesn’t help. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2654 I told you Beethoven had gone to Heaven. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2655 And YOU said it'd never fit. You owe me. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2656 I’m told Gabriel’s horn landed on the Peterson’s car 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2657 This is quite unusual ... it has a low C. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2658 So, it wasn't exactly a curb side delivery 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2659 On a scale of 1 to 88, this is certainly and 89. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2660 it seems drone delivery is not ready for prime time... 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2661 The Piano Man: A 2020 Disaster Film 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2662 I think your piano is flat. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2663 Next time I'll just download the MP3. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2664 Well, I'll admit it was my mistake to choose 'drone delivery' if you admit you selected 'Size: 4XL Grand' before you clicked the OK button. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2665 It looked so much smaller in the store... 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2666 Jack was killed by a crockpot so I guess we should consider ourselves lucky 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2667 Well, the Andersons will be playing a new tune about how much their house is worth now. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2668 Definitely a B Flat. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2669 If it was intentional, what does it mean? 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2670 that's an F major 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2671 I think we'll need a bigger drone 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2672 I could have told them not to move it with drones. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2673 I thought heaven was all harps." 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2674 1. "He really brought down the house tonight." 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2675 WOW !! When they said "drop shipment" I never thought that's what they meant... 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2676 I told you we should've gone with the upright. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2677 It was accompanied by a wind instrument. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2678 I'd say the piano Won! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2679 Dammit! All of our masks were in there... 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2680 Well, they promised the tear down would be grand.” 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2681 Too big for the attic, I guess. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2682 Legally, the piano belongs to the homeowner. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2683 ...and like a miracle it will just disappear! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2684 The owners said that if you end up taking the place, you can keep the piano. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2685 Looks like somebody wanted to make a grand entrance! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2686 Now we really don't have an excuse not to pick up a pandemic hobby. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2687 I am glad we had the Piano insured. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2688 Well isn't that just grand? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2689 How come no candelabra? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2690 Next time we pay for inside delivery. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2691 I've been trying to take my music in a new direction. 1.2193 0.03892 114 89 25 0
2692 One day we'll look back on this and laugh. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2693 It's times like this when I stop and think, what would Billy Joel do? 1.2193 0.04087 114 93 19 2
2694 I don't think we're covered for Acts of Liberace. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2695 Good thing we have coverage against catastrophic acts of dissonance and atonality. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2696 I need to check what our policy says under coverage against the Instrument of God. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2697 If music is the universal language ... what is this trying to tell us? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2698 Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2699 Now that’s what I call forte! 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2700 This house can no longer carry a tune. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2701 She should have never called for Derecho fortissimo. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2702 Isn’t it , “Grand” ! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2703 They’re always in the last place you look. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2704 They said he was an explosive performer. Brought down the house. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2705 John Cage’s new album is haughtily aloof yet bluntly in-your-face. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2706 I swear if the neighbor comes out and plays his tiny violin.” 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2707 Told you that coyote would bring nothing but trouble. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2708 Gotta look at the keys first to say whether the damage is major or minor. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2709 Honey, this is Beethoven's final movement 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
2710 We'd better hurry home, that piano looks awfully familiar. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2711 I still think it hit the house in C. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2712 You think the kids will be excited about their lessons now? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2713 I told you it was too big for our living-room! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2714 ...and l found some music on it that said "Play Me"! But as soon as I touched the a-flat, it grew bigger and bigger and.... 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2715 I warned you about moving in next to the Coyotes Mrs Runner. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2716 See! Even people like Mozart or Beethoven can get frustrated sometimes. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2717 I do believe my calculations were off by a smidge. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
2718 La Maison in B flat. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2719 There is nothing funny about this!! 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
2720 Guess it was the wrong key! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2721 Fell flat. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2722 Wow! It’s a grand slam! 1.2193 0.04622 114 95 14 5
2723 I told you to get ground delivery. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2724 Wow, Talk about a crescendo! 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
2725 Composers are so emotional. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2726 I should always listen to you - it is too big for the house. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2727 Honey, do you think MOMA would consider it? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2728 Well if this doesn't qualify as "sudden and unexpected" I don't know what would. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2729 Well, that performance was a tour de force 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2730 I’d call it “Grand Piano in Heat.” 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2731 Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto Always Brings the House Down. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2732 "Ironic that what finally did the old woman in was a piano from the Kansas Witch-Killing Piano Company." 1.2193 0.04451 114 94 16 4
2733 So ... that’s how they got that final chord in “ A day in the life” 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2734 Well that concert really brought down the house! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2735 WOW TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE. THE TORNADO THAT LANDED HERE IN ARKANSAS STARTED IN MANHATTAN 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2736 And not even a note from the delivery men... 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2737 Definitely a Steinway. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2738 Probably Tchaikovsky. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2739 In Kansas they'd have dropped a house on us! 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2740 they brought down the house last night 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2741 They called it a fixer-upper. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2742 Now, that’s destruction on a grand scale! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2743 You told me you were going to sign up for a crash course in piano! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2744 In the grand scheme of things, maybe all life is performance art! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2745 I told you there was no way the thing would fit! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2746 When you tickle the ivories, some ivories are more ticklish than you think. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2747 I think it’s fair to say, at least for the foreseeable future, this cute little home will b-flat. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2748 It was a baby grand when they bought it 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2749 Grand Entrance Causes A-Major Disaster! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2750 They said they were going to throw in the piano too. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2751 Honey! I thought you were kidding when you said that Concert brought down the house. 1.2193 0.04451 114 96 13 5
2752 I see Jerry Lee Lewis has left The Heavenly Choir again. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2753 They were told to evacuate, now they'll have to face the music. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2754 I ordered it supersized 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2755 We call a house like this a B Flat. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2756 The listing DID say it came with a Steinway that would be the centerpiece of the home! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2757 Now you REALLY have no excuse not to learn. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2758 I guess the Lord got tired of David’s secret chord. Hallelujah. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2759 Meteorologist DID say we’re following a classical weather pattern. 1.2193 0.03791 114 91 22 1
2760 Hurricane Melody wasn't what I thought it would be. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2761 I’m glad amazon have finally stopped using unnecessary packaging 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
2762 It sounded like a good idea. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2763 It’s a miracle that the front door wasn’t harmed. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2764 The workers said it was only a minor accident... they never said it would B- Flat 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2765 I see now that asking the Monkey's Paw for a performance that would bring down the house wasn't a safe bet 1.2193 0.04087 114 93 19 2
2766 Well, now that’s what I call bringing the house down! 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2767 It’s probably a hundred grands worth of damage. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2768 Grand finale! Brought the house down! Talk about off key humor! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2769 No-no, I said, it wasn’t an act of God, it was a big pianist, and that’s when the insurance company hung up on me. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2770 In his column he wrote that once again the local philharmonic failed to bring the house down. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2771 Another crash course in learning piano. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2772 Amazon, drone deliveries, grand pianos - this business plan needs more work. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2773 I believe that could be considered accelerando. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2774 Well I guess it was too grand a piano. 1.2174 0.03096 115 94 20 1
2775 I said "Pennies from heaven, not pianos!" 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2776 It's the Joneses again. What have we got to throw back at them? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2777 I TOLD you the door was too small! 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
2778 Right on time! But, where’s the stool? 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2779 You really need to talk to that moving company. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2780 Unfortunately, we aren't covered for asteroids or pianos. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2781 Well, shipping was free... 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2782 They did assure me that they could get it in the house. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2783 It did sound like the end of "A Day in the Life, didn't it? 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2784 No so grand now, is it?! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2785 The Steinways have split.” 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2786 Do You Think There’s A Pair Of Ruby Slippers In There Somewhere? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2787 I've always wanted to bring down the house. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2788 Play Moonlight Sonata," she says 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2789 "This is what happens when you play over the percussion section." 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2790 I measured it twice, and it should have fit through the front door. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2791 I knew it would bring down the house. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2792 I’ve confirmed that the piano is included with the listing. Do you play? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2793 I thought piano meant softly, in Italian. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2794 Are these the house keys you were looking for? 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2795 This is why I insisted on a baby grand. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2796 When I asked for the house keys, this isn't what I had in mind 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2797 When do you think it was last tuned? 1.2174 0.03217 115 97 15 3
2798 I told him to put its in the basement. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2799 Home remodeling is not their forte. 1.2174 0.04149 115 94 18 3
2800 I heard he broke his Bach in the accident. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2801 God gives up on learning piano during quarantine. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2802 Do you know a piano has fallen on your house?" "No but if you hum it, I'll play it 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2803 The classics are rather heavy, don't you think. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2804 You said no to the baby grand. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2805 Told you we should have gotten an upright. 1.2174 0.04149 115 94 18 3
2806 The piano's a little sharp, the house is flat. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2807 That’s going to need tuning. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2808 Now that was a finish that brought down the house. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2809 Is this the heavenly music you were talking about? 1.2174 0.03096 115 94 20 1
2810 I didn’t believe them when they said the piano we ordered is as big as a house! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2811 Well he ended on a high note. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2812 That's the last time I tell a large pianist joke. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2813 I expect the Munchkins to come out of hiding any time now. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2814 I thought the song was called “Pennies from Heaven.” 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2815 On second thought, an upright might have been the better choice. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2816 I told you, it’s a God-given talent. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2817 He really brought the house down. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2818 I told you it wasn't a sound purchase. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2819 It must have passed over the Liberace Museum in Las Vegas..!! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2820 He brought the house down with a giant crashendo 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2821 Who knows how, but you can be sure Joe Biden is behind it. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2822 I thought you said you ordered a baby grand! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2823 Amazon's still working out the bugs in its drone delivery. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2824 I thought the pianist was supposed to bring the house down... 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2825 Maybe we should have bought the spinet? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2826 See, I told you. Blacks and Whites together would crush it! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2827 What a disaster! Do you play the piano? 1.2174 0.04056 115 97 12 4
2828 Boy, that was quite a crescendo ! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2829 They say that his concerts bring down the house. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2830 Now I know why delivery was free. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2831 What, you've never heard of a pianado? 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2832 No, I heard a minor seventh. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2833 Levitation is one thing. Being able to carry a tune is entirely different. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2834 I told you that we should have got the baby grand. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2835 a Trumpian sort of Grandstanding 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2836 There goes the security deposit. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2837 They finally finished the Chicken Little Symphony. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2838 I just knew those lessons would do us in 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2839 Man, global warming is weird. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2840 I told you it was too big for the front door 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2841 Greg, I’ve asked you to mow the lawn everyday this week, and it’s still not done. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2842 This isn’t what I meant by B flat. 1.2174 0.04585 115 95 14 5
2843 Well Emily, I told you if we let Dorothy take up the piano it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2844 A house, diminished. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2845 You said you wanted a piano in the house, right? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2846 I'll punch the first neighbor who asks me, "What's a Steinway?" 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2847 It did say they'll throw in the piano. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2848 Let’s see… that was Beethoven’s fifth Symphony and our third house. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2849 They say her last performance really brought the house down. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2850 Grand Illusion, I hope! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2851 I think it was aiming for Kelly Ann. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2852 Looks as if Steinway’s drone delivery service needs some fine-tuning. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2853 Ironically, you know, piano means 'soft'. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2854 I'll never complain about an earworm again! 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2855 All I said was, “Liberace can go to hell.” 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2856 I did pray the storm would only hit us a grand in damages... 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2857 This Drone drop-off thing is really starting to get out of hand! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2858 That recital sure did bring the house down. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2859 I didn’t think we’d need that many keys to get in 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2860 Larger than life, indeed. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2861 So I checked, and there really is a piano exclusion in the insurance policy. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2862 Have you seen the keys? 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2863 Well, there's your proof. Laurel and Hardy are killing it in Heaven. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2864 Oz? Where else could a piano this size have come from? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2865 I’m not the one who called minimalism BS. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2866 Not looking so grand now, is it?! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2867 Looks like the orbit of that Musk bloke's space junk is starting to degrade. 1.2150 0.03878 107 86 20 1
2868 Well, I still think drone delivery is the future. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2869 Boy, that was fast shipping. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2870 It looked much smaller in the showroom. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2871 Looks like I'll only be playing in B flat. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2872 Quite a crashing finish to that new piano concerto. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2873 Is this a global warming thing? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2874 It looked smaller in the store. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2875 Not to be glib, but I'd say he brought down the house. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2876 Clearly, the piano ate the "Eat me" cake that Alice left on the keyboard. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2877 Stupid drone deliveries! 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2878 and the music plays on 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
2879 The rental office did say the keys would be easy to find. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2880 It really did fall apart during the crescendo. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2881 Drone strike! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2882 All I said was he wasn't the next Beethoven. 1.2143 0.04193 112 92 17 3
2883 I told them it wouldn’t fit through the door. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2884 I take it that Liberace has heard the RNC speeches. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2885 Apparently we called '1-800-Piano-On-Your-House' instead of '1-800-Piano-In-Your-House.' 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2886 That was fast but where is the bench? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2887 I thought you ordered a spinet. 1.2143 0.04096 112 95 14 3
2888 2020 has been a series of disasters, but this one really struck a chord. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2889 I told you a grand piano would never fit through the front door. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2890 Why is it the Carters next door only got hit by the bench? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2891 That't the second thousand year piano this month. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2892 I really didn't think he could throw it that far. I guess I'll have to trust him now. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2893 Told you his music would bring the house down! 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2894 Don't worry honey, our insurance covers Grand Pianos falling from the sky. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2895 Perhaps we were better off with the 4-G network? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2896 Maybe a little to the left. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2897 Ted, you know how I feel about summer sales...I had to get it! It was 25% off! 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2898 Who recommended those movers again? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2899 Looks like one savage beast wasn't soothed. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2900 Well...maybe we can go though the back 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2901 I thought it was the performance that brings down the house. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2902 Too bad we only got volcano insurance. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2903 ...and you had to ask “what’s a Steinway?” 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2904 That’s not what I meant by ‘leave the package on the doorstep’... 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2905 never buy anything again from a giant 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2906 Does our insurance cover fortissimo? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2907 You couldn’t just stick with tennis..... 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2908 See? Wearing a mask to church is compulsory. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2909 I asked for a crashing crescendo on the piano—I meant Beethoven’s 5th. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2910 It became apparent that years later the giant's family still have not forgiven Jack for his earlier transgressions. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2911 You’ve got to admit; it’s a grand ending! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2912 He did warn us that ivory and ebony was never going to work in the suburbs 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2913 That piano virtuoso brought the house down -- live audience be damned! 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2914 I told you the sky was falling...and you just told me to stop watching the news... 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2915 Elton John's revenge 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2916 Who dropped the melody? 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2917 At least it’s a Steinway. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2918 What a crescendo!" "It really brought the house down! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2919 Adding the piano bar on the roof may have been a bit too much. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2920 I told you we should have added the Falling Piano endorsement. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2921 I’m never ordering delivery by drone again! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2922 Well, the salesman did say it was on the house. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2923 I told them it won't fit. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2924 I see that Laurel and Hardy must be in the neighborhood. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2925 Does this constitute treble damages? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2926 I just KNEW getting the Xtra-Large Self-Inflating one was looking for trouble. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2927 Actually, it DOES make sense. It's 2020. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2928 Good thing we went for a walk, otherwise we’d be flat. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2929 The Final Movement 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2930 That was quite a crescendo. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2931 A major fixer upper 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2932 And to think you said, “it’s going to be so peaceful and quiet in the suburbs.” 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2933 I guess Rachmaninov brought down the house! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2934 Looks like Laurel and Hardy are still having trouble moving pianos. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2935 And you said we don’t need ‘giant piano falling from the sky, crushing the entire house’ insurance 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2936 Honey, I didn't know same-day delivery meant dropping directly from the plane. It must be in the fine print. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2937 Yes I did say try one of the keys to get in.. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2938 Yes, honey, we should have hired movers. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2939 I’ve always wanted a vacation house in the Keys. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2940 ‘Fancy living in a piano, hon?’ 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2941 Grand. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2942 As long as you bring spare keys, you'll never be locked out. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2943 And, on that note... 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2944 Zoe didn’t ask Santa for a guitar after all, did she? 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2945 Get Billy Joel to move it. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2946 Yes. It was fortississimo. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2947 I thought it was "Pennies from Heaven"? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2948 It's a collaboration between John Cage and Frank Gehry. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2949 Let's see how this plays out 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2950 You left the keys in the house. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2951 It's time we faced the music. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2952 Not so grand. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2953 Guess he didn’t know how to carry a tune. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2954 Holy smokes! It’s not often you see a piano with only 56 keys on it. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2955 Quite a happening but certainly not grand. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2956 You did say they would bring the house down. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2957 I heard this is an every hundred-year thing. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2958 I knew we should have measured it first. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2959 The large red canine had once more caused pervasive property damage,” Werner Herzog narrated. “One could not fault the massive dog—it was simply his nature, and the second law of thermodynamics demanded retribution. But Clifford had to be put down… 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2960 Skilled movers are a dying breed. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2961 It's the most figurative literal mashup of "If 2020 were a piano concerto", and "The pluses and minuses of working from home". 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2962 When I complained to Amazon about the late shipment I didn't expect this. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2963 That’s bad luck - a baby grand would’ve only damaged a few shingles. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2964 I hope it didn’t crush my harmonica. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2965 Well, at least it ended on a high note. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2966 Crash, slide, shove and it still does fit. I hope you can use the pieces for something else. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2967 Cats and dogs yesterday. Now this 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2968 First the shark bite,then the lighting strike, now this, we have to move. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2969 Now I understand the 90% reduction on last week’s listing. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2970 Told you we shouldn't build near that beanstalk . . . 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2971 Where do you keep the bench? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2972 And to make things worse, it’s not even a Steinway. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2973 Now, THERE'S a grand entrance foyer... 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2974 I told the movers it would never fit through that door. 1.2110 0.04238 109 90 16 3
2975 I’m not sold on drone delivery. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2976 2020 sure has been a strange year! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2977 I thought the Liberace Asteroid was supposed to be a Q Crazy thing . .. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2978 I've never trusted crash courses. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2979 I told you to bring cough drops to the Keith Jarrett concert... 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2980 2020, right? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2981 Too bad. It was a Steinway. 1.2110 0.04137 109 92 13 4
2982 I'm suprised it took this long. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2983 Well I suppose I did ask God for a sign as to whether I should continue my pianist career 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2984 That's hell of an encore 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2985 How much does a Steinway? Apparently, enough to crush a house. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2986 It’s 2020. We should have seen that coming. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2987 I'd say that tune is Be Flat Major. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2988 Of course this will kick in the 'Act Of God' clause in our homeowner's insurance policy because it literally IS one. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2989 When I told her the storks were bringing the baby, I didn't think the birds were listening. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2990 Let’s take five. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2991 Now that's a crashendo! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2992 Does it come with a bench? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2993 At least whoever did this left a note. 1.2110 0.04713 109 93 11 5
2994 Extensive damage to the Florida Keys! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2995 I know it sounds paranoid, but why are we always the victims of random quantum events? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2996 Now I know what they mean when they say " The music brought the house down " 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2997 I had a feeling there was going to be treble. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2998 Fluffy, if you can hear me, play an F minor chord! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2999 I see the housing crash has finally reached a crescendo. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3000 He always bragged about having a big pianist. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3001 I guess we'll have to list it as a fixer upper. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3002 Just needs some fine-tuning. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3003 Too bad. They probably would have survived if it were a baby grand. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3004 You were right: we should have hired professionals to move it. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3005 We were lucky. The Greenbergs got the anvil. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3006 It's my fault. I asked Superman to drop us a note now and again. 1.2110 0.03704 109 90 17 2
3007 Myself, I would have sprung for the White Glove delivery. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3008 I guess Major Tom doesn’t need it anymore 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3009 I say no on this one. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3010 Look, Marge, it's a Bösendorfer! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3011 And you were worried it wouldn’t fit. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3012 I’m not sure our policy covers this. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3013 On second thought, maybe keep it in the living room. 1.2110 0.03342 109 91 16 2
3014 I guess we should have expected this from DeJoy 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3015 There may be some keys missing, but I could still play that thing. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3016 In fairness, you have to respect the movers' tenacity. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3017 That’s really going to hurt the resale value 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3018 You have to appreciate the drum roll first. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3019 Shoulda' gone with the upright! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3020 Yello! Chucks Air to There Tie-Down Straps! Chuck speaking... 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3021 Very few can hold that high note. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3022 I’m not sure how you brought the house down with Clair de Lune. But let’s hope your Rhapsody in Blue will raise the roof. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3023 As it was falling I yelled pianissimo piannissimo, but it didn't help! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3024 Looks like his music brought the house down. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3025 Something doesn't sound right about this. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3026 The keys are over the welcome mat. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3027 Oh No! Another insurance policy exclusion. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3028 And it came with ten free lessons. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3029 So much for a piano bar in the Space Station! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3030 Well, you did say you were looking for a sign from above to take up piano again. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3031 Just when you thought there was no way 2020 could get any worse! 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
3032 Hmm, and that's the baby grand uh? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3033 Oddly enough, it was meant for the McMansion across the street. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3034 How fortissimo! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3035 So now I see why the seller said he was willing to lower the price by a grand! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3036 No...it didn't sound like a freight train. More like a Beethoven crescendo. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3037 I love that it’s a Bösendorfer though 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3038 Both might need tuning 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3039 So that's piano- 1, house-0 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3040 Now do you believe how small my house is? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3041 Wow, somebody’s disgruntled . 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3042 Looks like the concert was a smash hit. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3043 The piano brought down the house. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3044 I told you that Acme had the Worst delivery system going! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3045 Real shame, it was a grand old Steinway. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3046 I guess that's why they call it the Tornado Blues. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
3047 There's out of tune, and there's out of scale. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3048 Don’t blame me, I told you Wile E Coyote would be a bad roommate. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3049 A grand slam, I'd say 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3050 All we asked was to stop playing Für Elise every day 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3051 That's gonna cost way more than a grand! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3052 That Liberace... he can still bring down the house! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3053 I hope the pianist is okay! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3054 The insurance company says it's an 'Act of Bach'. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3055 They shouldn't have let Elon Musk buy Steinway. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3056 Well, I guess Amazon still has some work to do on their drone delivery system. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3057 NOW is it time to move out of California? 1.2110 0.03817 109 88 20 1
3058 I wish we'd bought a harmonica. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3059 I think it's a not-so-subtle sign of the coming grand apocalypse. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3060 At least it's not on fire. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3061 I must say I did question how they could offer free delivery. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3062 Well, the ad did say it came with a grand piano. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3063 Is that a Steinway or a Yamaha? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3064 I guess a roadrunner is more of an outdoor pet... 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3065 On the plus side, it is in our price range... 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3066 I guess that’s why they call it the unfinished symphony. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3067 That concerto bought the house down. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3068 I would have preferred pennies from heaven 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3069 That last piece brought down the house. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3070 Laurel and Hardy must have been moving a piano in Heaven. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3071 Well... we do have Farmers...maybe we'll get paid for the commercial. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3072 I told you a piano drone was a bad idea. 1.2110 0.03817 109 88 20 1
3073 The good news is they delivered a day early 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3074 I'd hate to meet the roadrunner this was meant for. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3075 It sounded like the E Major chord at the end of Sgt. Pepper’s. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3076 You were right,the fiddler was enough. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3077 Honey, did you uncheck the 'do not deliver by drone' option? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3078 Phillip's performance really brought down the house! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3079 Well, this caps off 2020 for me. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3080 I told the movers to set it down anywhere. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3081 I know it’s a Steinway but we should have taken measurements first! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3082 It is the next generation of performance art 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3083 It is now time for us to face the music. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3084 Looks like it doesn't fit." 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3085 Drone delivery still has a few hurdles. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3086 He brings down the house every time. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3087 Dad, does this mean I can drop piano lessons? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3088 Eighty-eight keys and not one of them worked? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3089 Wow! Did that just fall off the beanstalk? 1.2110 0.02091 109 92 16 1
3090 Let’s hope that’s the grand finale. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3091 Looks like tornadoes make choices too. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3092 I wonder how big the rest of the orchestra is. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3093 White glove" delivery wasn't available for the XL model so I chose "air drop" 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3094 Maybe the attic wasn't such a good idea 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3095 Duly noted. A tiny home is no place for a grand piano. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3096 I asked them to drop off my keys. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3097 Oh, the hurricane must had come from the Eastman College direction... 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3098 When Elton asked if he could “drop off” his piano, I didn’t think he meant it literally... 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3099 Let's never get a bad-tempered klavier." 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3100 Ludwig, I don’t think we're in Vienna anymore. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3101 Looks like his performance really brought down the house! 1.2110 0.04434 109 91 14 4
3102 First that Jack kid and the beanstalk, now this. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3103 Clearly an act of God. Now we just have to get our homeowners' insurance to agree 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3104 That encore really brought down the house. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3105 But the weather report said cloudy with a chance of meatballs! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3106 The drone delivery people are still working out the kinks. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3107 See. Told 'ya it'd fit. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3108 That house is still not worth a grand... 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3109 I guess He got tired of hearing Chopsticks over and over. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3110 He crushed it with his solo. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3111 The insurance company said it was an act of Beethoven and refused to cover it. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3112 The guy who lives here told me that his daughter's recital brought the house down. 1.2110 0.04802 109 93 10 6
3113 2nd time this week! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3114 I wished he'd just bow at the end of his performances instead of bringing the house down. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3115 It's going for a song. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3116 I have heard that Liszt could be a banger at times! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3117 I always thought this only happened to other people 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3118 Really overpowers the living room. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3119 Amazingly, it's still in tune. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3120 It was installed for rooftop soirees but we discovered that the walls were not load-bearing. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3121 It does make a grand impression on our home. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3122 That virtuoso concert pianist had boasted he'd bring down the house.... It looks like he wasn't kidding! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3123 It's too bad the deductible on the homeowners insurance is a grand." 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3124 See? You can't trust FedEx with anything. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3125 They did apologize for deliverying it to the wrong address - that's something I s'pose. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3126 I was hoping the move would end on a high note. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3127 The delivery drone went to the wrong house 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3128 The final movement definitely brought the house down ! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3129 There seems to have been a misunderstanding when we said they could drop off Mr. Bunyan's piano. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3130 In hindsight, I should have checked the weight limit for drone deliveries. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
3131 And we thought frogs were puzzling. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3132 I will never brag about the size of my organ again! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3133 It's the risk we took moving to the big city. 1.2110 0.03704 109 89 19 1
3134 Just what this place needs 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3135 Next time don’t pick “drone” as your delivery option. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3136 Told you the crescendo really hits home “ 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3137 Can't say the news is music to my ears, no 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3138 I know Al Roker predicted climate change here, but this is classic Florida.... 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3139 I think we should have just let junior take up the drums! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3140 If it had been a projectile through the window, maybe. But, I'm sorry ma'am, your policy doesn't cover roof damage. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3141 It has good bones! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3142 How do we know these people again? 1.2110 0.04033 109 89 18 2
3143 Music just took over his whole life 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3144 Well... this isn’t quite what I meant when I said “From the top” 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3145 I guess Rocket Man ran out of fuel 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3146 Well honey, I’d say this is a grand problem but then again, it is 2020. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
3147 I think the kids don't want piano lessons anymore. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3148 So ... this is September 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3149 I bet it was these Steinway and sons 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3150 ‘Well we did say to leave the keys in the door...’ 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3151 Well, at least the Millers were music lovers. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3152 I guess the piano doesn't bring joy to God anymore. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3153 I told you it wouldn’t scratch the door 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
3154 Looks like my ex-wife dropped off the keys. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
3155 It looks major, but it sounds minor. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3156 Well, it was advertised as grand. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3157 Get ready for the stool. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
3158 Da’ Crash-endo 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
3159 I don’t know either, but when he gets back we’ll have too ask him. 1.2091 0.04204 110 91 16 3
3160 Well, they finally dropped off the keys. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3161 That’s the last time we use those discount movers. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3162 Grand pianos make grand entrances. 1.2091 0.04001 110 90 18 2
3163 So maybe we won't use drone delivery next time. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3164 Do you think we hired the wrong mover? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3165 I've just always been partial to the bouncy tunes. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3166 I think it's a little too big for the room. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3167 If that’s a Baby grand, I wonder where it’s Daddy is ?!? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3168 That crescendo really brought down the house. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3169 When I asked for my own keys, a “no” would’ve been fine. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3170 They did say something about drop shipping. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3171 They say this happens only once every 400 years or so... 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3172 Didn’t see that one coming! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3173 Isn’t that grand. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3174 This is what I call Kansas on a grand scale. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3175 sure is a Concert Grand”.. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
3176 It’s a little flat. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3177 Let’s make lemonade out of lemons and listen to Liberace.” Debbie S.Miller, Sitka, Alask 1.2091 0.04204 110 91 16 3
3178 So much for 'contact free delivery' 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3179 Not often you see a piano bring the house down! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3180 Not what I meant when I asked for the keys to the house. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3181 Told you I didn't have the keys... 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3182 I have mixed feelings about the increased use of delivery drones. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3183 Yeah, maybe a fiddler on the roof was a better idea. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3184 Dun dun dun dunnnnn! Too soon? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3185 Granted, that's one hell of a crescendo. I just wish I could feel good about it. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3186 I think that's more than 88. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3187 They said it brought the house down. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3188 And I always thought that was a metaphor. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3189 Honey, we should never have moved back to Kansas. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3190 This is the third time this week! I thought you told Mr. Coyote that Road Runner moved? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3191 She said "It's either my way or the Steinway." 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3192 He sure brought down the house, alright. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3193 Housing never fully recovered after the crash 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3194 Yes, it was free, but tuning’s going to cost a fortune. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3195 Looks like Yuja is back on tour. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3196 That music really brought the house down! 1.2091 0.03787 110 89 20 1
3197 I’ll call the tuner. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3198 I thought naming a Hurricane Rachmaninoff was a bite strange. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3199 That performance sure brought the house down. 1.2091 0.05340 110 95 7 8
3200 This is a bit avant-garde for my taste. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
3201 He knows how to bring the house down. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3202 Looks like Ms Horowitz couldn't take it anymore... 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3203 Acme must have run out of anvils 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3204 The manual said 'elevates the piano playing' but not how to bring it down! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
3205 And all this time I thought pianadoes were a stupid Hollywood trope. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
3206 That was some crescendo he ended with 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3207 Who knew that aliens were musical 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3208 I thought "Brought down the house referenced his keyboard talent." 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3209 Well, that’s off the scale. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3210 Chopsticks! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3211 So that's what's meant by: Gotta C sharp or B flat. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3212 You know if that's a Steinway, it could really bring up our property value. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3213 Talk about bringing down the house. Do you think it's still in tune? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3214 I guess you were right, although cheap, Arial Movers was probably not the best option for moving the piano. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3215 Please, no more grand gestures. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3216 Drone delivery has a few issues to work out. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3217 This is the last time we order from Acme.com. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3218 ...and then the grand finale brought the house down. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3219 Well, the listing did say that the house had a grand entry. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3220 There's no denying it was a B flat. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3221 I don’t think we’re in concerto anymore. 1.2091 0.03675 110 94 14 2
3222 I was there when the music died. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
3223 A shame, they were set to have it sound proofed next week 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3224 Well, that concerto certainly brought down the house. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3225 Now I'll have to have it retuned! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3226 The Crescendo brought down the house! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3227 It’s Frank Gehry’s latest building. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
3228 I think they needed a bigger drone. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3229 Did you remember to get the falling grand piano insurance? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3230 The folk singer with harmonica would have been a better option for the rooftop reception" 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3231 Never drop-ship. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3232 I told you they were going to have problems with these new drone deliveries. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3233 It's going to need tuning. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3234 Too grandiose, I guess. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3235 I guess that's what they mean by a grand finale. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
3236 This is going to set drone deliveries back a bit. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3237 That’s the last time I use drop shipping. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3238 When did it stop raining cats and dogs? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3239 The bench must be in the next county. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3240 Found your house keys 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3241 Well that’ll cost us a grand or two 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3242 I told her it was either the piano or the house. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3243 Now you can get the sink fixed too. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3244 It seems when God opens that window he shoves out a piano. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3245 Apparently we're dealing with very motivated sellers when we said we'd take it if they threw in the Grand Piano! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3246 I thought we told the contractor we wanted a DRIVEway 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3247 Do you think they’ll deliver the stool, too? 1.2091 0.03787 110 91 17 2
3248 You wanted A Flat? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3249 That last note was flat! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3250 The pianist really brought the house down. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3251 Maybe we should have had it delivered last year. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3252 Oh great. There’s no bench. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3253 Well, of course this would happen just when we can only get takeout. Now what do we do for dinner?!?! 1.2091 0.03895 110 92 15 3
3254 Disappointed, but not surprised 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3255 They said the storm was going to be minor... 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3256 Nope, deconstructivism is not really my thing. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3257 Well, no one was around to confirm if it made a noise... 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3258 You think it was those Amazon drones? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3259 Not the cheapest way to demolish a house, but... to each his own. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3260 The ad did say no strings attached. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3261 They’re saying it’s a new type of weather event called a “crescendo.” 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3262 I'm sure this is some kind of metaphor for the current political climate, but I just don't get it. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3263 What a grand house! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
3264 So that’s what the ad meant by “needs a little fine tuning.” 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3265 This was not what I meant by “”Grand Opening”” 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3266 That will need tuning. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3267 So the concert’s off then? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3268 Ride of the Valkyries, by Richard Wagner (2020 remix) 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3269 Well don’t blame me, YOU were the one who said we should hire Frank Ghery to design it. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
3270 I thought the experts said the Piano2020 asteroid would burn up in the atmosphere? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3271 How it rains in 2020. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
3272 They get so creative with demolition nowadays 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3273 I called my insurance agent Bruce Hornsby, he said that's just the way it is. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
3274 He did say that piano lessons were 'On the house.' 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3275 It’s 2020. Practically inevitable! 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3276 Police is looking now for a giant angry pianist, throwing things... 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3277 It was grand while it lasted. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3278 The broker did say she left the keys on the porch. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3279 There is a lesson here somewhere. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3280 Well yes, this IS the Steinway section of Astoria. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3281 I told you it wouldn't fit on the roof. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3282 Consider yourself lucky it was only a baby grand. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3283 Oh, that's just grand 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3284 That baby brought the house down 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3285 What exactly made you think pianists take criticism well? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3286 Did we include the “Piano Falling from the Sky” option on our home owners insurance? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3287 Well, they do say Amazon 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3288 2020. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3289 It sounded like Wagner... 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3290 Perfect pitch, I'd say. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3291 I told Liberace you can’t take it with you. It’s too heavy 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3292 And BANG!—the very same morning when we adopted in Wily E. Coyote. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3293 Remind me to uncheck “drone delivery” from now on. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3294 Do you think we can consider this 'an act of God'? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3295 I don’t care what it says about the Music of the Spheres, Sam. Are we covered? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3296 Looks like Beethoven finally gave up on Piano Concerto No. 6. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3297 our policy may cover the house, but i’m not sure about the piano repair. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3298 Do you think the fat lady was in there? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3299 We suspected we were in for something when they named it Hurricane Liberace 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3300 I thought the angels only used harps? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3301 It wasn't even a Gin Joint. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3302 Yep, and here come your skin products... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3303 You see why they call it a percussion instrument. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3304 Actually, it's not all that surprising for 2020. 1.2075 0.04589 106 89 13 4
3305 This concert’s a flop. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3306 This definitely is a Grand piano 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3307 The concert really brought the house down. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3308 I guess she doesn't want to take lessons anymore. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3309 Well, there goes our piano. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3310 Boy, climate change is really something! Used to be when it was cloudy, there was a chance of meatballs raining from the sky. Now we get grand pianos. 1.2075 0.04070 106 87 17 2
3311 Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against living nextdoor to a giant, but his temper tantrums are starting to get old for me. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3312 Covid. Wildfires. Ebony and Ivory hail. What next? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3313 You're right, a baby would have been a better idea. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3314 You heard of Sharknado? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3315 I've always said there's too much overhead in running a piano bar. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3316 Wow! Talk about bringing down the house! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3317 Well, it's in. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3318 This is why most angels choose the lyre. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3319 They said her playing would bring the house down. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3320 Drone delivery -- not such a great idea. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3321 Thanks again, Obama!! 1.2075 0.04179 106 87 17 2
3322 On the upside, it looks like Acme Novelty Company has re-opened. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3323 Hope they still have some harps left up there 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3324 I guess someone didn’t want Sam to play it again. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3325 I have my own “Big Bang” Theory about what really happened. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3326 I knew I heard a minor chord. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3327 Well, I think he brought the house down! 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3328 The ending was rather a sour note 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3329 Well, I never could have predicted that. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3330 Well that’s one for the Hall of Claims. 1.2075 0.04965 106 88 12 5
3331 They reckon the batteries on the delivery drone overheated. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3332 Chopin is a real mean drunk. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3333 They're right, these storms are getting stronger. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3334 I swear, if that's another Acme piano... 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3335 Our policy only covers 87 keys. 1.2075 0.03958 106 86 19 1
3336 That'll teach you to stop losing your keys. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3337 That pianist really brought down the house! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3338 That crescendo brought the house down. 1.2075 0.04285 106 88 15 3
3339 Where were Laurel and Hardy when we needed them? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3340 Their kid always hated piano lessons. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3341 We're gonna need a bigger house... 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3342 This actually works out because I lost my keys. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3343 I thought you told them NOT on the second floor. 1.2075 0.04388 106 88 15 3
3344 That’s some heavy music, man. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3345 If no one’s there to hear it is it still a crescendo? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3346 Little Richard must've been throwing quite some party up there. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3347 Let's return it for a smaller upright. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3348 Perhaps Granny Townshend should buy Petey a different instrument. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3349 I swear, I’ll never understand contemporary art.” 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3350 They never said it would be so grand. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3351 The website expressly cautioned against drone delivery. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3352 Wow! All he said was that he dropped his keys. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3353 Later that day Molly and John returned home to find this... ... "2020 really is the gift that on keeps giving" 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3354 If you get a ladder we could probably figure out 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3355 Well he did say that he wanted to end it all on high note 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3356 I planted that tree when I was... 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3357 This is all wrong. I wished for "a huge pianist"! 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
3358 Well, you feed it too much and eventually it gets too big for the house. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3359 Well, I always said the Rach 3 would be too much for him. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3360 I had distinctly asked the drone delivery be for tomorrow! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3361 I told you the room wasn't big enough for a piano 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3362 Well, didn’t you want music to fill the house? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3363 Good thing it was just a baby grand. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3364 I thought you said this was a safe house? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3365 It looks like Amazon started their drone delivery service. 1.2075 0.03062 106 88 17 1
3366 Looks like Chicken Little was right. 1.2075 0.03958 106 88 16 2
3367 I guess now we need a piano room. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3368 Elton John really goes for authenticity when he plays "Rocket Man." 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3369 Hard to say. Maybe he thought it belonged with the harp and just tossed it down? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3370 They weren’t kidding when they said climate change could lead to more extreme events... 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3371 I remember him saying his new composition would bring down the house. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3372 Jerry Lee Lewis must be back in town . 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3373 Yeah, I guess we should’ve passed on the air delivery option 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3374 Maybe we should have gone with ground delivery. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3375 I knew we should have gone with the premium insurance. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3376 Either Billy Joel was on tour during hurricane season or we are not in Kansas anymore. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3377 Well, this is what we call an F major! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3378 What do you think? ..I think we can work with it 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3379 A few seconds ago I heard heavenly music and I said play it again Sam... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3380 ‘What a shame. 88 keys and no doors.’ 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3381 Piano Man strikes again! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3382 My, how grand this is. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3383 I thought Billy Joel was shorter than that. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
3384 You should have used the other door 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3385 Trump’s people said it would fit... 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3386 Pianos from Heaven, really?! Apparently the pandemic coin shortage has a farther reach than we thought. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3387 Maybe down-sizing isn’t for us. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3388 See I told you it wouldn’t fit 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3389 Not sure Prime was the best option for delivery 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3390 We really need to talk about this obsession of yours with music during the lockdown 1.2075 0.04070 106 92 9 5
3391 At least we have spare keys. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3392 I really hope our insurance covers "Acts of Grand." 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3393 Götterdämmerung!Götterdämmerung!G 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
3394 Looks bigger than in the picture. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3395 It seems that deliveries by drone still have some glitches. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3396 Can’t Amazon flag the Lilliput zip code for stuff like this? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3397 Told you so. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3398 Well, the realtor said it's a great neighborhood so let's keep an open mind. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3399 I guess Bach's Piano Concerto in E-flat major didn't go over that well in heaven 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3400 Sounds like a Shostakovich sonata. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3401 That's what I call "fortissimo!" 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3402 It’s where Billy Joel lives. He wanted it to look like a “Piano Man’s” house. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3403 Its a note from Little Richard. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3404 I hear that it was the coda that finally did it. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
3405 I wonder if this is the one that disappeared from Carnegie Hall during the tornado." 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3406 We should have opted out of drone delivery. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
3407 Well, I guess the elephant's no longer in the room! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3408 It seems even the gods get frustrated trying to play Liszt........ 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3409 . . . and I used to worry about if elephants could fly. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3410 Kind of an obvious riff on 2020, no? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3411 Boy and I thought it was going to be the low-income housing that'd destroy the neighborhood. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3412 -is it already that time of the year? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3413 That drop shipping for you 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3414 Maybe those Amazon folks need to re-think their drone delivery option 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3415 Must have struck a note somewhere. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
3416 You know any piano tuners? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3417 This was the year Frank Gehry kind of lost me. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3418 Our insurance has to cover us or they will not be able to make it into a commercial. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3419 2020 is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3420 I guess it was a little too big for drone delivery. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3421 I told you it was too heavy for the second floor. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3422 I’m guessing an encore is out of the question? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3423 I tell ya...it scared a hairball out of the cat! 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3424 It has something to do with 2020. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3425 I hate to tell you this, but our insurance doesn’t cover musical instruments. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3426 Mom always wanted to go out on a 'high note'. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3427 This would be so much more hilarious if it werent grandma's house 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3428 Looks like we had another peaceful protest last night. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3429 I don't care how we turn it, that thing is NOT going through the front door. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3430 I guess drone delivery still has it's challenges. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3431 Amazon's delivery drones still need some tweaking. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3432 They must have big fingers. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3433 Once again they'll blame it on the black keys and the Democrats for destroying the suburbs 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3434 Just another 2020 thing. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3435 I wonder how large the drone was. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3436 Kinda makes you wish fuel dumping were still allowed. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3437 Chopins Fantasie-impromptu quite often brings the house down. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
3438 And apparently this is what happens when you're out of the house for five minutes. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
3439 I knew it wouldn’t fit in our living room. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3440 Our homeowners’ insurance only covers up to a baby grand. 1.2056 0.04144 107 88 17 2
3441 I swear! They told me it would fit. 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
3442 The crescendo was louder than the crash. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
3443 Someone there must have dropped the piano. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3444 I heard it coming. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3445 Ya think drone delivery needs some work? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3446 You bought a piano online and selected ‘express air delivery’. What did you think would happen? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3447 Keys are under the doormat 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3448 Oh would you look at that. God must be redecorating too. 1.2056 0.04144 107 91 13 3
3449 Did the movers say why they didn’t try the back door? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3450 I did ask for a piano finish 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3451 I only asked him when his new Album would drop. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3452 How’s the Bach-yard? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3453 Social distancing at it’s worst 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3454 Well so much for the saying that you have a better chance of winning the lottery than having your house struck by a piano. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
3455 I guess I should stop ignoring the Philharmonic’s calls to subscribe. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3456 Guess the wicked witch still doesn’t watch the weather channel. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3457 it's a bit messy now but trust me, it's gonna look great 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3458 I really hate those curtains” 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3459 They said they wanted a grand entrance. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3460 Boy! That's a sour note. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
3461 Nope. It wasn't the woodwinds that brought the house down. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3462 We’re lucky, the Johnson house got the oboe. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3463 Elton John's attempted remake of THE WIZARD OF OZ closed out of town. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3464 'Frank Gehry?' 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3465 I don't know, something seems off about it 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3466 I told you to avoid the crescendo part. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3467 Looks like this is going to end on a bad note 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3468 The answer is: about 40 tons. The question? What's a Steinway? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3469 i told you Billy Joel didn't like this house! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3470 I told you it woudn't fit in our living room. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3471 Yes, I know it’s a catastrophe, but look at the bright side... the odds are very low that this could ever happen again! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3472 The stairway to heaven must have collapsed. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3473 Damn pigeons. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3474 After the ball is over.,, 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3475 That's the finest rendition I've ever heard of John Cage's "40 Ton Piano Dropped From a Helicopter". 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3476 Now that's a grand entrance... 1.2039 0.04332 103 86 14 3
3477 Talk about a grand entrance! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3478 It wasn't going to fit in the living room anyway. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3479 I told you we shouldn't ask for drone delivery! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3480 Making cartoonists work from home may not be a good idea. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3481 Boy can God tickle the ivorys. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3482 Next time we order the Baby Grand. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3483 I told you to get the baby. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3484 Well, that's not exactly how I planned to bring the house down. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3485 Well, they did tell us a grand piano wouldn't fit the space. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3486 I told you a Concert Grand Piano wouldn't fit in our house. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3487 That's not what I meant, when I said, you can have a piano on the second floor" 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3488 That's not what 'drop shipping' means 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3489 I thought you were leaving the keys under the mat. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3490 What a harmonic catastrophe !!!" 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3491 It was really just a matter of time, I suppose. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3492 It could have been any key, but no, he had to pick A-flat. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3493 I hate to say I told you so, but... 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3494 It's a little iromic that we were at a Billy Joel concert when this happened. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3495 Karma! OMG! Not one moment before, neighbors heard him scream, “...Southern District of New York will never get me!” 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3496 Drone delivery is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3497 No, actually, the house is really small" 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3498 I think Beethoven had a rough day in heaven 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3499 Free delivery and set up is not what it used to be. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3500 I thought Saturday morning cartoons had fallen by the wayside but it seems they're bigger than ever. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3501 I'm thinking B Flat or WTF 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3502 The dimensions weren’t listed on eBay. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3503 It was easier when they just threw guitars. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3504 i think they are trying to make us see that 'and the band played on' expression literally 1.2039 0.04107 103 85 16 2
3505 That new drone delivery service has it's limitations. 1.2039 0.03743 103 86 15 2
3506 He said he was dropping off the keys to the house. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3507 I told you we shouldn't have moved next to that beanstalk. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3508 Nope, you’re right, better in the dining room. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3509 I'd call that a grand slam. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3510 Well, God finally gave you that grand piano you've been praying for. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3511 That settles it. The choirs of angels are not a cappella. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3512 That is a Be Flat Major if I ever saw one. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3513 Well, everyone always said I should take piano lessons. Now even God is encouraging me to play. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3514 I wish we could go back to the days of just adequate sizes. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3515 The ending of that song always catches me by surprise. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3516 so much for keyless entry 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3517 That's funny, this is Kansas. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3518 Everyone warned them about giant four-dimensional grand pianos, but they just didn't listen. 1.2039 0.04221 103 85 16 2
3519 I always knew heavens prefer piano over organ for special occasions. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3520 that house was sharp but now it’s a flat. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3521 I knew we should gotten the piano insurance. 1.2039 0.03868 103 86 15 2
3522 Was that crash the sound of music? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3523 2020 hits hard even on the grand... 1.2039 0.05407 103 89 7 7
3524 This isn’t what I expected when they said these live streams will bring a grand performance right to your couch. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3525 I’m not sure about the placement.. maybe it should go in the corner. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3526 Jack did say that his Giant friend would be dropping by. 1.2039 0.03743 103 86 16 1
3527 Tis but a scratch 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3528 ''Yeah, it's definitely flat.'' 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3529 I told you the boy resented practice time. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3530 The Eleventh Commandment: My way or the Steinway. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3531 Well apparently there IS a God and his name is Wile E. Coyote. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3532 Dammit, I knew minor key insurance wasn't enough. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3533 I told you it said grande 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3534 The good news is that I happen to be a piano tuner. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3535 I don’t mind that the piano fell on our house, but I do mind the broken keys. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3536 This tiny house fad has gotten outta control! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3537 At least we no longer need the piano tuner. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3538 Never before have I been this aware of living in a cartoon. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3539 I ASKED FOR A SAXOPHONE 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3540 It's one aspect of living in the Keys they don't tell you about. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
3541 I told you Amazon couldn’t handle the damned thing ! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3542 So maybe not check “Drone delivery” next time? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3543 Is this on your 2020 bingo card? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3544 Looks like a really huge piano fell on this house. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3545 OBVIOUSLY, LIBERACE IS VERY ANGRY! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3546 I never thought I’d ever call something a grand disaster. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3547 When I told our son to store all his music in the cloud, I guess he didn't totally understand what I meant. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3548 We shouldn’t have used drone delivery. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3549 Was this asteroid named Mozart or Mendelssohn? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3550 It has 88 keys and that's how it comes through the front door. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3551 It used to be such a grand house. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3552 It’s not that we lost a house, we gained a piano 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3553 I'd say it's in the key of A-flat house... 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
3554 This is almost as big a catastrophe as last week's caption contest. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
3555 The house is totally ruined, but the Steinway is salvageable. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3556 I just knew that there was a catch to "free shipping" 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3557 And it comes with a puano. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
3558 Off key, don't you think? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
3559 Well, we know it wasn’t done by the Wicked Witch of the West. She doesn’t play piano. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3560 Actually looks more like a Venti to me. 1.2019 0.04072 104 86 16 2
3561 Well, I told you it was too big for the sun porch 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3562 That 1 hour delivery is Fast! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3563 I wonder if an upright would have landed differently? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3564 We were going over the F5/E chord, but he must've heard "E/F5" instead. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3565 The Steinways throw a hell of a party don’t they! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3566 Beethoven is upset with St. Peter again. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3567 Stein works in mysterious ways 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3568 I just assumed that was autocorrect when you told me your home was wrecked by a massive pianist. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3569 Huh. I swear it looked smaller in the picture. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3570 Who had falling grand pianos on their pandemic bingo card? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3571 Well, at least acts of God are covered by our insurance. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3572 I thought they said that the lessons would be on the house. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3573 I guess it's time to face the music. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3574 Think there’s any chance it’s a cake? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3575 Well, there goes our b flat. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3576 Quite the crescendo. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3577 The agent said it was filled with musical charm. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3578 You know? I didn’t see that coming. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3579 The last time this happened it was only a baby. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3580 Our son wasn’t kidding when he said he was dropping new music. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3581 They say they've seen everything but I bet this is a new one. 1.2019 0.04185 104 90 11 3
3582 The tragic end to The Flight of the Bumblebee Piano 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3583 I bet the acoustics are good 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3584 WOW! Too grand a piano. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3585 It’s bad news anyway you spinet. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3586 We'll never hire those movers again! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3587 No doubt.... Second week of November this disappears! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3588 I told them a piano bar on the roof wouldn't work 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3589 Since when did simple arson go out of style? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3590 It's not so grand a piano now, is it. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3591 Now, that's a grand pano! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3592 First came The Sound of Music. 1.2019 0.04185 104 86 16 2
3593 Certainly lends new dimension to a B flat ending. 1.2019 0.03836 104 85 18 1
3594 Ugh, 2020. Anyways, thoughts for dinner? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3595 Somebody better call Saul 1.2019 0.02691 104 91 10 3
3596 I thought the angels only played harps. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3597 I would say it's Fats Domino's but that would be from the last hurricane. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3598 I now see why a piano is a percussion instrument. 1.2019 0.03955 104 85 18 1
3599 I guess dinner at the Andersons is cancelled. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3600 Liszt Handel the Chopin ‘til they get Bach. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3601 Grand pianos do tend to dominate a room. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3602 The house was overwhelmed with the performance. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3603 I suppose this would qualify as a crescendo. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3604 I knew we lived too close to Elton John. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3605 Her measurements were off. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3606 Maybe that's why the sales person so strongly recommended the deluxe delivery. 1.2019 0.04185 104 86 16 2
3607 His last piece literally brought the house down 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3608 We're beyond fine-tuning. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3609 Hashtag twenty-twenty, amirite? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3610 When that critic said the last movement came crashing down, I didn’t envision this. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3611 Even in the absence of a concert hall and live audience, the pianist really brought the house down. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3612 Looks like Rachmaninoff's #3 got the best of Goliath once again. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3613 All in all, I'd like to see the size of the dude who plays that> 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3614 Just think it started out as a tiny baby grand. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3615 Maybe you should have been more specific with the movers on where to put it. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3616 "It's not the giant's fault. It's Jack's. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3617 Wonder how Symphony Hall looks? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3618 At least it wasn’t the orchestral version 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3619 Ya know ,I d'ont exactly know why,but nothing surprises me any more ! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3620 I told you the arts are destroying society. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3621 I hate molting season. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3622 Really? That's what an asteroid looks like? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3623 I told you that piano from Carnegie Hall wouldn't fit. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3624 The easy part's done ... there's still 2 stairs to get down. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3625 The forecast only called for a baby grand storm. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3626 I guess He decided it’s harps, harps and only harps. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3627 We're suing Him. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3628 Do you think the piano comes with it? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3629 But the rent is cheap and the music is on the house. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3630 Next time tell Amazon signature required. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3631 I told you we should have taken the legs off! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3632 Delivery by drone needs some work. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3633 "It might have been a mistake to drop ship the furniture. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3634 I felt that way about piano lessons too. 1.2019 0.04185 104 86 16 2
3635 The old man must've been making love to his tonic and gin again. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3636 I would have thought harp. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3637 Looks like it sustained major and minor damage. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3638 Sure I'm upset. The delivery drone was supposed to bring an upright. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3639 Elton John is flying over head again!!!!! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3640 Well doesn't that just tickle the ivories. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3641 I guess 2020 is so bad that even God is moving out. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3642 As a piece of conceptual art, it’s a grand statement. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3643 A minor issue. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3644 No, Doris that is not a Wright, I believe that is a Steinway. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3645 The forecast said it was supposed to rain men not Mannheim. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3646 I told you coronavirus wouldn't leave us homeless. Pay up. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3647 So who did you hire to renovate, Bugs Bunny? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3648 Does a piano have to fall on your house to make you understand? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3649 Who do we even call for something like this? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3650 I guess you were right - it looked better where we had it before 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3651 I always thought home ownership was more of a financial instrument. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3652 He did say, “My way or the Steinway.” 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3653 Now that tune really crushed it 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3654 And to think we complained about the cats & dogs 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3655 Glad I had walked out before the finale! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3656 It was supposed to be a surprise. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3657 I think that's a piano-FORTE. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3658 At least Amazon Prime Air will let us return it for free. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3659 Chopin's Requiem for an Abode inB-flat 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3660 I left my keys inside. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3661 At least it wasn’t a banjo 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3662 That's why I said put it in the den. Not on the roof. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3663 That last fortissimo brought down the house. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3664 We ought to face the music now... 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3665 I thought it sounded a little flat. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3666 There's Steinway Hall." 1.2000 0.03922 105 88 15 2
3667 I preferred God when He was a total bore. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3668 I told you it wouldn't fit in the front door. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3669 I wonder who God thought was walking under there 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3670 Well, THAT brought down the house 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3671 A classic example of 2020 style architecture. 1.2000 0.05481 105 92 5 8
3672 It was a performance that could bring down a house. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3673 Perhaps we should have considered the spinet? 1.2000 0.03922 105 89 13 3
3674 I wonder if the fat lady's still singing. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3675 Waiting for a silver lining. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3676 Do you think our insurance will cover lessons? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3677 Wile E. just couldn't settle into retirement. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3678 I wondered what they meant when they said it would be shipped D.O.A. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3679 Where are the keys? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3680 What do you think about my new experimental piece? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3681 I wonder where the cello landed. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3682 Yea! You saved $50 with drone delivery. 1.2000 0.04364 105 88 14 3
3683 It would have been much safer to play “Stairway To Heaven” on a harp. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3684 Auntie Em and Uncle Henry heard Dorothy sing, and they were going to surprise her for her birthday... 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3685 Of course, I thought he was speaking metaphorically. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3686 Play Misty for me 1.2000 0.05311 105 91 7 7
3687 Storm brought it. It's a Steinway, think I'll keep it. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3688 Talk about a performance that brings down the house. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3689 What a shame! Heavenly music has become Earthly Disaster. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3690 Huh! This proves that you CAN bring the house down with a grand arpeggio followed by a diminished second. 1.2000 0.04569 105 89 12 4
3691 This is what happens when piano factories build near residential neighborhoods. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3692 Looks like God took 'drop the beat' a little too far. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3693 The B-Flat sonata always brings down the house. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3694 Ok you were right. We should have paid for the grand piano smashing your house to bits option. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3695 Well, I think that in the next isolation we should take online piano lessons 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3696 I'm not sure Steinway drone delivery is going to catch on 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
3697 You could have just sent me a Spotify link 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3698 Well, go on then, Billy. You are the Piano Man. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3699 If 2020 were a Steinway. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3700 I've heard of raining cats and dogs before but.... pianos. 1.2000 0.03922 105 89 13 3
3701 Well, I suppose they did promise contact free delivery. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3702 Well i guess you were right about the centimeter to inch conversion thing. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
3703 Now, in your opinion, would this be a major disaster in a minor key or a minor disaster in a major key? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3704 I should’ve known Image does not represent actual size 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3705 Dischord. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3706 I thought they had harps in heaven. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3707 The Rahmaninowitch of the East 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3708 NOW will you stop messing with Roadrunner? 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3709 One delivery guy said to the other, "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into." Then they both just ran off. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
3710 The recital was heavenly, until it wasn't. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3711 These new art museums sure have weird architecture. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3712 I see your Acme package has arrived. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3713 Well that’s grand. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3714 Interesting...I guess not all Angels play harps 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3715 This is an F-sharp. 1.1980 0.04226 101 84 15 2
3716 Next time forget the drone delivery option 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3717 Is that our piano? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3718 The good news is Billy Joel survived the impact 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3719 Maybe the bench will be delivered tomorrow. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3720 Now THAT’s a grand slam homer! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3721 I told you we didn’t need anything so grand. An upright would have been fine. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3722 Critics are everywhere. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3723 Well, our local giant just couldn't get the tune right. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3724 Not what I meant by getting a few extra keys for the house, Susan. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3725 I asked him to leave a note on the door, not a whole symphony. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3726 Our policy only covers tubas. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3727 The house is alive...with the sound of music. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3728 2020, man. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3729 I told you amazon.com shouldn't use drones to deliver things! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3730 I wish the delivery company left it with the neighbours 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3731 Insurance company says we would have been covered for a giant tuba, but they claim this falls under the Laurel and Hardy exclusion. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3732 Bob and Caroline survey the damage after Hurricane Amadeus 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3733 i told him that he could have played Flight of the Bumblebee on the ground...but noooooo 1.1980 0.04107 101 84 15 2
3734 Ain't adolescence grand? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3735 Wow! So this is the October Surprise! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3736 Now there's a disaster California can't say happened there. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3737 I guess last evening’s Pictionary loss to ‘Billy Joel meets Hotel California’ disturbed him more than he let on. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3738 When he said 'the piano really brought the house down,' I thought he meant at last night's concert. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3739 Naa-yeah.. I guess you are right. For a second there I tought it was a Baby. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3740 Remind me not to use their drone delivery system. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3741 Is that considered A natural disaster? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3742 The insurance won't cover because they'll insist it was an act of God because Zeus plays piano. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3743 I knew we should have bought comical destruction insurance 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3744 A minor accident. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3745 I don't think now is the time to debate whether a piano is a stringed or a percussion instrument. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3746 See, I told you that classical music is sometimes a crashing bore. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3747 I've heard of 'bringing down the house after making a grand entrance' but this has got to be the first time it was done all in one step by a grand piano... 1.1980 0.03985 101 86 13 2
3748 It was a Rach fight. You should see the other piano. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3749 What do you think the artist was trying to say? 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
3750 Begone! Before somebody drops a piano on you too! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3751 You know, I always knew the Jones’s divorce was going to get nasty. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3752 The salesman did say it's known to "bring down the house". 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3753 This reminds me, did Donald Trump ever get an answer to his question, "Whose boat is this boat?" 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3754 I'm trying to remember the name of that guy who sings "Piano Man" 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3755 I’m guessing our insurance is going to say that this isn’t covered. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3756 Looks like the real estate agent delivered the keys in a’chord’ance with a sharp housewarming gift. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3757 It really brought the house down this time. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3758 Holy moly! Except for Gabriel, I thought they all played harps. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3759 That's what they call grand delivery. 1.1980 0.03859 101 83 17 1
3760 New Amazon driver. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3761 I always get pianissimo and fortissimo mixed up. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3762 It's a grand, definitely not upright. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3763 That's what you'd call a grand finale. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3764 I warned you about buying a Steinway from Heaven. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3765 Looks like Lara’s theme. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3766 The sky is falling - the musical. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3767 I’ve heard the ‘a flat miner’ joke but ‘a flat house’ is new to me 1.1980 0.04454 101 85 13 3
3768 And you said 2020 couldn’t get worse 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3769 Okay Marlene, I get it. Classical music crushes house music 1.1980 0.04226 101 86 12 3
3770 I thought the forecast said cloudy with a chance of meatballs... 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3771 Oh no! The piano broke! 1.1980 0.03985 101 87 11 3
3772 Frank Gehry’s childhood home 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3773 Can’t wait to see the encore! 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
3774 Bravissimo! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3775 Well they didn't say you couldn't use catapults while dueling pianos. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3776 Free delivery ! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3777 I think it's tuned to B flat 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3778 Well, is just modern art! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3779 Lucy gave up on Shroeder. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3780 I don't understand modern architecture. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3781 I suppose this means the end of Billy Joel's "Whirlwind Tour" 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3782 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO PRACTICE!! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3783 Well, I guess it would not have fit in the living room after all. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3784 Guess we’re lucky it was a baby grand 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3785 Poor engineering, I grant you, but an undeniable sign of extraterrestrial music. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3786 Timbrrrrrrre... 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3787 The old saying of throw it against the wall and see what sticks is for spaghetti, not pianos! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3788 The ultimate discordant note? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3789 Climate Change isn't real you say... huh? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3790 We needed a bigger house for that piano, anyway. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3791 I think this the New Yorker caption contest. Play to win! 1.1961 0.04629 102 88 10 4
3792 It seemed to fit online. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3793 Reminds me of Sister Margaret Mary’s last nerve. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3794 Wow, what were the odds of that? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3795 I always wanted to pick up the piano, but I didn't have a sense of what that would entail. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3796 It's true, 'be careful what you wish for'. 1.1961 0.03826 102 84 17 1
3797 Now that's one helluva crescendo." 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3798 I thought we ordered the five-foot Grand 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3799 It's not so bad 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3800 I guess god hit the B-flat 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3801 Not surprised that a fiddler on the roof is more structurally sound. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3802 Well, that certainly is a Grand finale for our Home Sweet Home! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3803 A Genuine Pianoforte! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3804 Mic drop I get. What does a piano drop mean? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3805 I guess we can try another piano teacher 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3806 What are the odds of this happening twice? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3807 I'm not crazy! I thought I heard a concerto in A minor 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
3808 I doubt our leopard is still alive. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3809 Maybe drone delivery wasn’t such a good idea after all. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3810 What a windfall! I always wanted a piano! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3811 Finding the positives, we can update the listing to "grand staircase". 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3812 Did Amazon explain "dropshipping" to you? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3813 Their Amazon order must've come in. 1.1961 0.04189 102 85 15 2
3814 I guess the key of destruction? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3815 Wile E. Coyote surely is a lousy neighbor. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
3816 I told you not to pick drone delivery. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3817 And this beautiful Aspen CO home can be yours for just $2 million! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3818 I told you I didn't trust that realtor as far as I can throw a piano 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3819 Well, Bill, I guess it’s time to face the music. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3820 We missed the delivery guy again 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3821 What are the odds?! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3822 Joe Biden's America... 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
3823 So tell me again. What exactly did you say to your piano teacher? 1.1942 0.04153 103 86 15 2
3824 Well, I guess it's time to face the music. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3825 Looks like our house is in the key of B-flat. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3826 And I thought the lessons were expensive. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3827 I thought it would be a harp. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3828 This was not on my 2020 Bingo Card. 1.1939 0.03881 98 81 16 1
3829 Do you suppose that might be God's piano? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3830 You operate it by depressing the keys and the spirits of the audience. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3831 I told him the second floor would never hold a Bosendorfer." 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3832 Unfortunately your homeowners doesn't cover acts of God. 1.1939 0.04143 98 82 14 2
3833 Dang, we’re going to need a piano tuner. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3834 No, the song goes "Pennies From Heaven" not pianos. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3835 I’m glad they asked if we’d be home for the grand delivery 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3836 I told you that was the wrong key. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3837 Her performance last night brought down the house. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3838 88 Reasons for Better Insurance. 1.1939 0.04390 98 83 12 3
3839 I just love a good piano! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3840 Stardust? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3841 That's the old Coyote place. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3842 Next time let's just get a spinet 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3843 That recital sure brought down the house! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3844 I liked 4'33" better. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3845 I thought the Air Force's Stealth 88 was just a rumor 1.1939 0.04143 98 82 14 2
3846 Good thing Dorothy and Toto weren’t home. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3847 That’s why dropping the mic is always a safer bet. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3848 Best performance of Beethoven's Tempest Sonata I've ever heard" 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3849 They said they delivered. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3850 I think we are going to need a piano tuner. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
3851 Honey, I keep saying, no matter what, always Praise Junior! 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3852 Good thing the closing is tomorrow. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3853 Well the realtor did say it was a fixer upper with a free piano. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3854 That's not pianissimo. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3855 Umm...I don't think it's going to fit. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3856 Don't worry, we are covered if its a Steinway. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3857 The Yamaha Upright might have been a better choice. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3858 I think the problem is A Major one. 1.1939 0.04735 98 84 10 4
3859 I guess that Walmart drone delivery malfunctioned 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3860 The final chord was a little dissonant. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3861 But I thought he had tiny hands. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
3862 On the bright side, a giant safe would have been worse. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3863 Thank goodness it was only a rental. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3864 Obviously someone was playing a concerto in B Flat. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3865 Elon Musk should leave space to NASA. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3866 I said I wanted a FIDDLER on the roof 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
3867 I TOLD you that the "Piano falling from the ski" rider on our insurance for only $8.99 a month was a a good idea! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3868 gone are they days when they only shot the piano player 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3869 Be careful what you ask heaven for. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3870 This is not what I had in mind when I asked for an extra set of keys. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3871 Practice makes perfect. He hoped the grand finale would bring down the house! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3872 Which sonata uses a crashendo? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3873 Just couldn't handle the music 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3874 Some more work to do on our drone delivery Mr. Bezos! 1.1939 0.04508 98 83 12 3
3875 this isn't exactly where I wanted the piano though. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3876 I should have paid extra for premium delivery. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3877 Those darn kids are playing with the catapult again. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3878 You just had to title the song 2020, didn’t you 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3879 This give the phrase “drawn not to scale” a new meaning 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3880 These drone deliveries are getting out of hand 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3881 Well you DID tell the movers to 'just put it anywhere' 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3882 i was only looking for the right key. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3883 And you said living by a bean stalk would be fun!!! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3884 I thought the day the music died was just a song. 1.1932 0.02962 88 75 12 1
3885 I've always been one for saving money...but I think the Postal Service should reconsider their One-Day Free Airdrop Delivery option. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3886 Strangely, it sounded like the last chord in 'A Day in the Life' . 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3887 Alicia Keys Sheltering In Place Concert Brought The Roof Down 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3888 "Oh! So those are the "Key's to the Palace" 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3889 I distinctly heard NASA say, 'Asteroid.' 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3890 I was wondering what comes next! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3891 Now you can practice at home! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3892 You were right. It is not going to fit in the family room. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3893 Thinking positively, what a great opportunity to take up the piano! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3894 It’s the classical equivalent to trashing your guitar. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3895 Do you think it’s going to rain today? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3896 I think I just might give that moving company a call. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3897 If there isn't a Looney Tune under there I'm going to be upset. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3898 I've read in a lot of places that hydroxychloroquine will make it better. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3899 Damn Amazon Drones! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3900 I kew that tune would bring down the house! 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
3901 How was I supposed to know that they would use drone delivery? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3902 we're gonna have to have it retuned. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3903 I think it’s called House Music 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3904 Is this what I get for saying I'm going to learn to play piano for twenty years and never doing it? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3905 It had to be a GRAND piano! Couldn't be an UPRIGHT! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3906 It's how they deliver pianos in Amsterdam. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3907 So Charlie Sheen gets his revenge after all. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3908 Definitely the wrong piano movers. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3909 That reminds me ... Honey, do you recall where we left the keys? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3910 Doesn't seem so damn grand to me! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3911 Honey, I told you you should have stuck with the piccolo. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3912 Oh... he literally brought the house down. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3913 Perhaps we should look on it as Beethoven's Revenge. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3914 Looks like that song brought down the house 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3915 On another note,I always hated the view. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3916 I guess Dorothy's taking piano lessons. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3917 It's God's idea of performance art. 1.1919 0.05310 99 86 7 6
3918 I told you not to order that air mail. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3919 Talkin' 'bout my generation 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3920 This is one of those ‘if 2020 were a ____’ memes, right? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
3921 January 1st, 2021 “Oh no” 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3922 I wished for the piano from “Big” not a big piano. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3923 So it was the Grand opening! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3924 Looks like the stork brought us a baby grand instead of a baby. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3925 This global warming is getting out of control 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3926 I'm not sure that's worth express delivery. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3927 I think maybe it would look better a little to the left 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3928 Well... we were thinking about moving to a quieter neighborhood... 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3929 This is what we get for renting out our house on Airbnb. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3930 It looks like the producers of "Wicked" are cleaning out the prop room during their Covid-cations. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3931 Look,getting that job in a Looney Toons cartoon was great at the time. I didn't know they'd make us work from home,but quarantine changes things. Besides,the dental plan is great. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3932 Maybe he's right about needing to defund the arts. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3933 Should I tell Bob next store that his drone delivery came to us instead? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3934 I told you the the measurements were in meters not in inches 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3935 God moves in mysterious ways. Still, the almighty should have considered hiring professional movers this time. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3936 Where do you suppose the bench fell? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3937 I know, I know. You told me this could happen. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3938 Maybe bringing it through the front door wasn’t the best idea. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3939 I guess that's why they called it Hurricane Steinway. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3940 Everyone’s a critic... 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
3941 I didn’t know they deliver! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3942 The advertisement did say the view was grand. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3943 Andy Borowitz passed over in his private jet, financed by high society types giving him bag after bag of Krugerrands. Being a polymath, he also plays piano at a virtuosic level. Sometimes he leaves the door open and it falls out, but he buys another. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
3944 Heavenly. That performance really brought down the house. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3945 Wouldn’t you have thought harp? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3946 Honey, you were right - we should have built that new room. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3947 Now should we knock on wood? 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
3948 This is what happens when a roadrunner teams up with a bunch of little pigs. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3949 The performance brought the house down 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3950 Holy shit! Oh my god! That digital shading looks terrible! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3951 I guess drone delivery still has a few bugs to be worked out. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3952 But the tax abatement might make it worth it. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3953 I'm pretty sure that's not the piano I ordered. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3954 How do we explain this for the insurance claim? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3955 They moved it from the piano room to the rooftop deck. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3956 The piano player finally brought the house down. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3957 Looks like the winds came in a bit too assertively. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3958 Concerto for piano, Op. 2020 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3959 I guess God does exist. Who else would need a piano that big? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3960 On that misplayed note, maybe we should buy piano insurance. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3961 I knew I left my keys on the house 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3962 They could have left a nicer note. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3963 Well, did you at least get the bunny’s phone number? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3964 It’s gonna take more than 88 keys to open THAT door! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3965 That was really a smashing performance. We're going to need one heck of a piano tuner. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3966 I asked them to turn over their keys. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3967 God, must be really pissed! 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
3968 ROCK-THE-MAN-O-TURF 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3969 I don't think the living room is big enough. 1.1875 0.04139 96 81 13 2
3970 So much for free delivery on Prime! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3971 I told you we should have canceled his lessons. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3972 He's really a giant in the music world. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3973 I thought the Mahler Mondays series was via Zoom? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3974 I agree..... it sounds a little flat 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3975 Sounded like the ending of "A Day in the Life." 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3976 Last time I pick air freight. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3977 A harp I would have expected. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3978 I guess they were just more Rock and Roll. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3979 Yes, I know the fortississimo in Symphony No.9 is crashing loud...I just didn't think it was literal. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3980 Maybe we should have ordered the upright. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3981 We should have had Farmer's Insurance. Thay would have covered a piano falling out of another cartoon.. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3982 When Billy Joel said he was gonna bring the house down, I didn't think he meant this... 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3983 Liberace's revenge? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3984 I should have paid extra for setup 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3985 I guess you could say it's a 'Grand Reopening!' 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3986 God doesn‘t play dice! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3987 That grand finale rocked the house. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3988 Play to win! 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3989 Well, that's some decrescendo! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3990 Boy! When Elton said he was going to bring down the house during his last performance, he wasn't kidding! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3991 Wow! I thought this only happened in cartoons. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3992 This is definitely going on Yelp. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3993 I guess after all of these years God finally got tired of listening to Jerry Lee Lewis playing Great Balls of Fire. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3994 It’s 2020. What did you expect? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3995 I've read these jumbo flyng Steinways just aren't stable in the air. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3996 Too bad it's not a Steinway. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3997 I’ve always wanted a Steinway. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3998 This is why I don't believe drones can deliver anything! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3999 She said she was crushing it with those online lessons, but I never thought.... 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4000 Careful. It was descending A flat, but some of it is sharp. 1.1875 0.03570 96 79 17 0
4001 That's the SECOND biggest piano I've ever seen. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4002 Damn. I asked for a fiddler, and they send a pianist. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4003 Silver lining - at least Aunt Cynthia won't be telling us how out-of-tune it is. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4004 Not the results I anticipated after we Marie Kondo'd the whole house 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4005 This isn't what I imagined when I was told they were leaving the keys in the house. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4006 Y'know, I'm starting to think maybe there's something to this 'climate change' stuff they're always talking about. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4007 Damn! It’s a Steinway alright. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4008 Steinway or Baldwin ? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4009 The insurance company is never going to believe this. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4010 I guess Amazon's drones haven't perfected piano deliveries yet, huh? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4011 I told him he was using going too heavy on the pedal! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4012 The realtor did promise to leave the keys. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4013 I told them to put the keyboard facing the tree! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4014 Dorothy? I have a feeling we're not in Munchkinland anymore... 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4015 The violin and cello are still playing. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4016 Of course I can see that, but it is a family heirloom and we cannot get rid of it. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4017 After surviving Inglesias, Jagger, Kanye, we should have seen hurricane Liberace coming... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4018 Can we return Santa's gifts and get store credit? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4019 Actually, honey, the insurance people said this is music to their ears 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4020 We'll just say "CRESCENDOED". 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4021 I told you the HOAs in Toontown doesn't mess around. Just paint your door another color next time. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4022 Beethoven's 5th Piano Concerto never fails to bring down the house. 1.1875 0.03865 96 80 15 1
4023 I always told you this house just missed a piano 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4024 All what they said is that they are going to drop off their grand piano that they no longer need. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4025 Did you order a piano? No just an absetee ballot. 1.1875 0.04639 96 83 9 4
4026 It's not music of the spheres, it's music from the spheres. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4027 That solo really brought down the house. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4028 Because 2020. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4029 Jack’s up there wreaking havoc again. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4030 I told the movers it was too big for the house. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4031 Okay, now just a back a little to the right 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4032 Didn’t I tell you it wouldn’t fit? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4033 The next time you order a grand piano with free drone delivery, don't soft-pedal the dimensions. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4034 they were out of BABY grands, so I popped for the big one. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
4035 At least it's not a banjo. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4036 I guess I've lost perspective. That is either one very large piano or one very small house. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4037 It was a prop for “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet.” 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4038 I’ve often wondered what it meant to play the piano so well that it brought the house down. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4039 The elephants have had enough! They’re taking matters into their own hands. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4040 The only thing I heard was that the house and the piano were both made in Kansas. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4041 That's not a slam dunk it's a grand slam 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4042 I guess that's when the music stopped. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4043 And they say that climate change isn’t real. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4044 Honey, you left your keys in the front door again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4045 What a coincidence. He was looking for his keys. 1.1875 0.03413 96 81 14 1
4046 That darn coyote. Hope the road runner made it out in time. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4047 In the UK they call it getting 'Elton Johned" 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4048 Well, that’s one way to make a Grand entrance. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4049 If Chip and Joanna Gaines could make this work than so can we 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4050 I see they got the weather forecast wrong yet again. 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
4051 That's the last time we let Elton John just drop in. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4052 I wanted a grand piano, not the grandest piano. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4053 I've heard Horowitz always brought the house. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4054 Looks like that drone delivery thing still needs a bit of work. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4055 The landlord said he would slide the keys under the door. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4056 dum, dum,dum...dum 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4057 You're the one who told him to practice, practice, practice! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4058 When I ordered the keyboard ... I thought shipping was too expensive ... 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4059 I guess she got tired of him not being able to notice the elephant in the room 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4060 I doubt State Farm has seen that, Covered that. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
4061 That was some encore! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4062 Some petty property damage, but the unforgettable premier of the fortissimo decrescendo! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4063 Yet, at first, it seemed to strike a chord with us... 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4064 You really brought down the house this time. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4065 I got it for a great deal on Craiglist 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4066 Everything was fine until he played a song that brought down the house. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4067 Do you think you could play in A flat manor? 1.1875 0.04139 96 81 13 2
4068 Rachmaninov 3 strikes again. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4069 I need to change the second movement. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
4070 It's one of Frank Gehry's earllier designs. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4071 Must be from William Kapell's last movement 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4072 That show him not to mess with Beethoven 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4073 I guess there really are other civilizations like ours out there. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4074 They found Liberace underneath 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4075 He's always said he wanted to bring the house down 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4076 I told you is was in the wrong scale. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4077 Luckily my decisive action prevented the bench from falling and causing further damage to the house. You're welcome. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4078 Face the music or the music faces you. 1.1875 0.04005 96 83 10 3
4079 This time, they really brought down the house. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4080 Well, honey, you did say you always wanted piano lessons. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4081 I think Tommy wants to quit piano. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4082 It was a category Rach 3 at least. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4083 They should have insisted that Brother Liszt have a harp like everyone else up there. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4084 I said it wouldn’t fit. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4085 Looks like our expensive new audio system really brought the house down. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4086 Apparently this is how they created the final cord on the Beatles song A Day in the Life 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4087 Must be a frustrated composer 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4088 Looks like this is the right address, 12 Stein Way. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4089 Look what can happen when you throw your keys any where ! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4090 Installation art has fallen from new heights. 1.1875 0.04270 96 83 10 3
4091 I had no idea the piano was going to take up the whole house. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4092 Not quite my tempo. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4093 It was so cute when it was a baby. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4094 Everytime he tickles the ivories, he brings the house down. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4095 Apparently it's been very well received. 1.1875 0.03865 96 80 15 1
4096 I’ve crossed bringing down the house off my bucket list. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4097 Eighty six, eighty seven, eighty eight... You were right ! I thought there would be more keys. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4098 I guess we shouldn't have got the drone delivery option. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4099 You think we should get a bigger place? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4100 The reviews said he'd taken the town by storm, but they didn't mention that he'd brought down the house. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4101 Maybe drone delivery was a bad idea. 1.1875 0.02891 96 82 13 1
4102 Alright, so where should we put it? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4103 What happened to Mr. Steinway's house?" "Ask his sons. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4104 I told the realtor to drop off the keys to the house, not drop the keys on the house 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4105 If wanting to bring beautiful music into the world is a wrong, then, yes, I'm guilty. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4106 Actually I was playing 'Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On' and things just got a little crazy. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4107 I dunno. Frogs would have done less damage. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4108 Well, we knew downsizing wouldn’t be that easy. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4109 Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get! 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
4110 I didn't know we'd have to housebreak the new piano. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4111 I always said his piano playing would “bring down the house” 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4112 It was a rental. 1.1875 0.04519 96 84 8 4
4113 That piano solo really brought down the house! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4114 The realtor said she was going to drop off a second set of keys. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4115 Well, there’s movers, then there’s shakers. 1.1875 0.04519 96 83 10 3
4116 And Pete said drone-delivery insurance was a ripoff. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4117 Wow, That crescendo brought the house down! 1.1875 0.03413 96 81 14 1
4118 I told them moving in an upright would be easier. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4119 Grand seems to take on a whole new meaning. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4120 Who knew an argument about Chopin and Liszt would end like this? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4121 If only he'd wanted to play the accordion. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4122 The homeowner said she wants to remodel on a grand scale, however I don't think she had a grand piano in mind when she said it 1.1875 0.01047 96 84 12 0
4123 I hate to say “I told you so.” 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4124 Maybe you should have bought the baby grand " 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4125 Totally Steinwayed 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4126 They used a website’s drop down menu for delivery. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4127 I’m not in the mood for a melody. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4128 That's nothing. The percussion section brought down the mall. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4129 a baby grand piano might have been a better fit 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4130 Woman - "That was a beautiful example of mid-1930s bungalow architecture" Man - "Not anymore" 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4131 I've always wanted a house with a piano. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4132 Must've been left by Hurricane Ludwig. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4133 So the landlord said she’d leave the keys near the door... 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4134 ‘I knew that beanstalk was a bad idea’ 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4135 Steel tariffs pushed Wile E. Coyote to try something new 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4136 Julliard does not sit still for unpaid fees 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4137 See, deconstructivism can be classical. 1.1875 0.02891 96 82 13 1
4138 I told the delivery guy to leave it on the porch. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4139 I knew it would be hard to face the music, just didn’t know it would be this hard. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4140 The estate sale made good on its promise of antiques that would leave us « stunned beyond measure » 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4141 Looks like God is moving out.. ( ) 1.1875 0.04005 96 82 12 2
4142 Tell me honey, didn't you by any chance talk a bit rudely to the movers ? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
4143 I thought you liked John Cage! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4144 Her playing really brought the house down 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4145 I told you we needed double doors. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4146 Well the yard looks pretty good 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4147 Not what I had in mind when you said low-key 1.1875 0.03413 96 81 14 1
4148 Those piano tuners really take offense when you tell them it still sounds flat 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4149 Art these days. They're really catching the mood of the moment with these neighborhood installations. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4150 The piano comes with the house. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4151 Probably should throttle my Spotify bandwidth. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4152 No, just A minor setback. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4153 Why would you make a joke like that? Those people just had their house smashed by an absurdly large piano. And you make a joke? . . . Sometimes I don’t know who you are. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4154 'Grand Designs' just doesn't translate to American audiences. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4155 Sounds a little flat to me. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4156 Welp, you can cross off G3 from the 2020 bingo card. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4157 I ordered a singing telegram not a piano gram. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4158 I’m pretty sure one of the strings will be strong enough to hold up our tent. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4159 Steven, why did you get the anvil insurance? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4160 Do you play? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4161 We have A Major problem 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4162 Honey, the house looks a little flat to me 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4163 I cannot believe how many times God lets his kids switch instruments. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4164 I'm disappointed but not really surprised. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4165 A grand?!? This'll cost us way more than that. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4166 I'd say someone's a hater of the tiny house movement. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4167 The baby grand might have fit. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4168 Sounds a little flat. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4169 They are still working on delivery by drone 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4170 'Honey, I know I said I love Fats Domino, but this feels like a step too far...' 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4171 unfortunate. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4172 Well, this strikes a sour note. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4173 Sure, Why not? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4174 Damned coyote! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4175 I guess we did need a piano to fall on our heads 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4176 Perfect, the only thing our insurance doesn't cover. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4177 I thought I told you to order a BABY grand piano! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4178 It looks like our baby grew up. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4179 Carnegie Hall is closed, so... 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4180 I told you to buy a spinet. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4181 Guess I'll cancel the zoom call. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4182 It must have an enormous pianist. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4183 Must have been played in C-flat major 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4184 This is why I don't like classical music. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4185 Okay, you were right! We should have gone for the falling objects rider. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4186 I guess they're not quite ready for drone delivery 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4187 I see Haydn is at it again. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4188 Damn drone deliveries! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4189 It hits just the wrong note. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
4190 This can't possibly be excluded from our policy. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4191 Well, t his will screw up the Rock and Roll Heaven Band 1.1856 0.01982 97 86 9 2
4192 Melania Trump walks through a hallway of the Rose Garden 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4193 So where's the witch? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4194 There's a piano in this house. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4195 You check the policy and I'll search for a 5 star tuner on Yelp. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4196 Jerry Lee Lewis is dropping by later. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4197 With all the cost cutting in the Arts, I'm surprised this didn't happen earlier? 1.1856 0.03968 97 81 15 1
4198 I told God that angels should only play harps, that pianos would be too heavy! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4199 OK!OK! We'll cancel the piano lessons. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4200 Thank God, it’s not 9:00 on a Saturday. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
4201 It will fit,” you said, “all they have to do is bring it through the window. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4202 The rooftop concert was a sensational idea. Hiring that overweight piano tuner wasn't. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4203 They said she was the pianist "to watch," but who would think she'd bring down the house? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4204 You can’t trust a piano tuner with a heavy hand. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4205 People will do anything these days and call it 'fine art'. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4206 Next time, I won't request delivery by drone. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4207 I told them Amazon would screw up with overnight delivery 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4208 Well Martha, it looks like Amazon drone delivery still has a few kinks to work out. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4209 An anvil was too cliche. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4210 I told you to have it shipped by ground 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4211 We’re okay: the insurance policy specifically excluded damage from falling upright pianos, but did not mention anything about grand pianos. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4212 The song was supposed to be Fly Me TO the Moon! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4213 We've never living next to a coyote again 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4214 Delivery by a drone has its drawbacks. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4215 Ha! They'll deliver it with a drone and save us money! 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4216 Frank Gehry's architectural style hits every note. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4217 You know, Gladys, the only appropriate response is: Da da da daaaaa! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4218 We could plant some pianists under the ivory. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4219 Your policy did cover certain Acts of God, but The Grand Finale was a supplemental add-on, I'm afraid. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4220 This is the newest addition to the "2020 in summary" exhibit at the outdoor MoMA: God's mic drop 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
4221 It appears it was a little too grand. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4222 That's some serious remodelling for one grand. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4223 I knew that performance would bring down the house. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4224 I told you that once you started lessons that the piano would take over our house! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4225 I thought they said this place was fine tuned. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4226 I did not see it happen but it sounded like a C Major Seventh Augmented 1.1856 0.05351 97 85 6 6
4227 Guess we shouldn't have let Ray use the crane 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4228 I always thought that saying was just a trope. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4229 I think drone delivery has a bright future, but there definitely are some wrinkles to work out. 1.1856 0.05351 97 85 6 6
4230 At least it was delivered on-time. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4231 Now I get “Hurricane Liberace”! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4232 I wouldn't have told my ex to drop the keys off at the house if I'd known she was still angry. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4233 It was built to withstand anything from the wind section. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4234 You know who's turn it is to vaccum today? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4235 Well, at least its good to see that John Cage is still composing. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
4236 Was the piano insured against house damage, dear? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4237 Pennies from heaven would have been better. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4238 Do you think this means that God is moving out? 1.1856 0.04101 97 82 13 2
4239 Unfortunately, our homeowners policy only covers Steinways. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4240 That's why you never date a pianist. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4241 Apologies, but when we said over the top, this is not what we had in mind 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4242 That's one way to bring the house down . 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4243 We should move on it soon, it’s listed at only three million! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4244 The perfect home according to Garp. It’s pre-disastered. #PreDisastered 1.1856 0.04476 97 83 11 3
4245 So much for house concerts! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4246 When I asked for the keys I wasn’t expecting this! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4247 Darling, I give you my word. If I’m lying, may a grand piano strike down our house... 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4248 This Baldwin is huuuuuge! And it looks like it’s got a great foundation. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4249 Hey Martha, would you say 2020 is an unusually odd year? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4250 I guess it’s true - ‘The bigger they are, the harder they fall.’ 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4251 I told you we didn’t need fire insurance 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4252 It reminds me of "music has the right to children" by Boards of Canada 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4253 Ehh, not so grand. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4254 I knew we shouldn’t have missed Hurricane Elton. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4255 Flip or flop? 1.1856 0.04476 97 83 11 3
4256 Now I see why it's go big OR go home... 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
4257 I told you not to skip your lessons! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
4258 I can’t believe we’re only covered for uprights. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4259 Look on the bright side, at least the demolition ended on a high note. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4260 I’m guessing it’s out of tune. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4261 I thought pianos falling from the sky only happened in cartoons. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4262 #45 on the RNC list: Biden's America 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4263 I no longer have piano envy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4264 When they said it was unsafe in the keys, who knew they meant these keys. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4265 True, I did ask them to leave a note on the door. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4266 Somewhere, John Cage is laughing. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
4267 I'm trying to think of something philosophical to say here, but nothing is coming to mind. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
4268 I thought the expression was 'PENNIES from heaven'. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4269 A gift from the gods! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4270 gosh honey, I think...maybe a flute would be better for our quarantine hobby... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4271 I thought I had noticed something during the concert, but now it’s the house that’s a little flat. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4272 That explains why they named it Hurricane Wolfgang. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4273 I played as a kid, but I think I just outgrew it. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4274 Well it was advertised as a VERY Grand piano. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4275 We should have stuck with the Baby Grand after all 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4276 I wonder if it still plays. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4277 I see why they called it Hurricane Mozart. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4278 Whoa, looks like damage to the tune of a million dollars! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4279 He said,"How will I know if I don't try?" 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4280 I don't see anything grand about it. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4281 You said you wanted a piano that was powerful enough to fill the entire house... 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4282 The house was't much, but that''s a damned expensive piano. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4283 Beethoven must have done something to displease God. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4284 I've heard of crashing chords but this is ridiculous. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4285 I said “baby grand”! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4286 I didn't believe it when they told me Chopin's Nocturne would bring the house down. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4287 This looked better in my head 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4288 I THINK SOMEBODY LOST THEIR KEYS! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4289 If only he hadn't been playing Shostakovich. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4290 Perhaps a little less fortissimo next time. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4291 Does it count as an act of God if he dropped it by accident? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4292 Grand - isn’t it? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4293 Didn't I tell you air freight was a bad idea? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4294 Never thought I’d live to see a Pianado in my lifetime. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4295 That's the last time I buy novelty roofing. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4296 So, it looks like that big break in music you were hoping for hit home with a grand entrance! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4297 And it doesn't even have a complete keyboard. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4298 Wow! What are the odds the piano would still be in fairly good shape? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4299 I did say I wanted my musical career to blow up. 1.1828 0.02391 93 79 14 0
4300 Still some tweaking needed on those delivery drones. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4301 As luck would have it, we were under the giants music parlor when the beanstalk broke. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4302 My wish wasn’t to have the tool of a “massive pianist”. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4303 Looks like Satan's tried to play music in heaven again 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4304 I told you Liberace never liked me! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4305 There's a B flat joke in there somewhere- I just can't key in on it. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4306 It really wasn't a plane or superman! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4307 Another Big Box Store drone delivery snafu. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4308 First, we sue Steinway. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4309 They got too optimistic after their success with the baby grand last year 1.1828 0.04573 93 80 10 3
4310 When they said a plague of Baldwins, I imagined something a lot different. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
4311 I wonder if it is still in tune? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4312 I've heard of crashing cymbals, but I believe the pianist misread the score. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4313 Last night's performance really brought down the house. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4314 Are MIT students up to their piano hijinks? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4315 It’s less trouble getting it out than getting it back in. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4316 How Ironic! 88 Keys Avenue 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4317 Now we know why it was free delivery. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4318 I actually took some lessons when I was a kid, but my first love was really the violin. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4319 Seems as if the last performance brought down the house! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4320 I found your piano. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4321 I told you that her performance would bring the house down. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4322 Well at least it’s dead weight. Could’ve been a whale! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4323 What would Mozart do? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4324 Drone delivery still needs a bit of work. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4325 I guess music really was his life. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4326 Duh Duh Duh Duuuhhhn! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4327 Why did we let the salesman talk us into the grand piano? The upright would have been a much better fit! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4328 I heard he worked for ACME. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4329 This isn’t how I pictured air express delivery. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4330 See, this is why I told the movers they need to practice. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4331 Looking at what the wind blew in. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4332 Well, that's certainly forte. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4333 I didn’t expect things to get worse after the fire tornadoes, but here we are. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4334 2020 on a high note. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4335 ‘I think I found your keys’ 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4336 'I told you the piano was too big for the house' 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4337 I knew we shouldn't have let Beethoven move in upstairs. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4338 Sally mentioned they signed up for a piano crash course 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4339 And they say rock and roll is dead. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4340 I knew we should have chosen the key-less option for the front door. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4341 Ugh, 2020 - when it rains, it pianos. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4342 It’s about damn time. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4343 Amazon’s new contactless deliver 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4344 Sorry honey — they only had one size. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
4345 Homeowner’s insurance says it’s not covered since it’s technically an antique. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4346 Well, what were the odds 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4347 Yeah, I thought that thunder sounder awfully close. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
4348 Some say it was a tornado, but I say it was a Pianista. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4349 I think that twister must have hit Elton John's place too." 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4350 On that note, if we were in London, we could still say," Let's go back to our flat." 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
4351 How about a nice harmonica until we get the bigger house? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4352 Well, the movers said they could put the piano on the second floor; they didn't say they would CARRY it. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4353 It was rated an F Major tornado 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
4354 At least they didn’t forget the keys. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4355 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4356 I can't believe they used real ivory. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4357 I'd heard that the universe resonates in the key of B Flat and I think this proves it! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4358 It was that Elvis Presley song about "Falling in Love" played in the wrong key. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
4359 Before global warming, it would have just been cats and dogs. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4360 I hear he brought down the house. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4361 Amazon tried delivering it with twenty drones. 1.1809 0.04528 94 83 7 4
4362 The grand old party delivers a final farewell to America 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4363 Isn't it ironic? Only yesterday he was telling me how grand life is. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4364 Didn’t you measure first? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4365 I'd rather have Dorothy. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4366 Doesn't matter what key it's in, it's still Flat.... 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4367 I told you a roadrunner would be a terrible pet. 1.1809 0.05446 94 83 5 6
4368 To be fair, the $4.99 shipping cost left us plenty of room in our budget for renovations. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4369 Unusual weather we're having. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4370 They're delivering everything by drone now. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4371 Rabbit. Rabbit. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4372 I told you we should have bought an upright. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4373 Talk about music bringing the house down ! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4374 Call the fire department, here comes the candelabra. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4375 Pete Townshend plays piano? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4376 It will 1.1809 0.03195 94 82 10 2
4377 I should have been more specific. I'd hoped for a larger organ." "Me too. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4378 Hurricane Horowitz made quite a hit! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4379 Wow, that last number really brought down the house. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4380 I paid extra for one day delivery, but I didn't know it involved drones. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4381 That must have been a celestial symphony to bring down the house. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4382 Thank god! No more chop sticks. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4383 I’m sure animal control could've removed the roadrunner. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4384 Looks like somebody just dropped by to say hello. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4385 But is was such a better deal than the baby grand! 1.1809 0.03845 94 79 14 1
4386 Just wait till the bass drops. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4387 Maybe the free delivery option was a mistake 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4388 Guess we shouldn't have ordered the trenta. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4389 I should of paid for extra for the shipping and handling. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4390 Finis 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4391 It was bound to happen sooner rather than later. 1.1809 0.04528 94 81 10 3
4392 Well, Gloria Estefan did warn, "The rhythm is gonna getcha." 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4393 I wonder where that came from. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4394 Our luck to live under a billboard advertising Steinway! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4395 I just can’t put my finger on it... 1.1809 0.05446 94 83 5 6
4396 The performance was GREAT!! It brought the house down! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4397 We shouldn't have resurrected Ray Charles. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4398 I do wish the orchestra would fire people by email. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4399 Did I not say the drone shipping wasn't worth it? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4400 Music to my arrears 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4401 It's a tight fit, but...Chopsticks! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4402 We wanted a grand house, but not like this! 1.1809 0.04268 94 82 9 3
4403 WAS the world's largest piano! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4404 This didn't end on a happy note. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4405 Whadaya know? A grand slam. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4406 Well, it was Hurricane Lang Lang. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4407 Are we covered for Acts of Steinway? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4408 We're going to need a bigger piano room. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4409 That's what I call making a grand entrance! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4410 This piano's not in Kansas anymore. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4411 On the bright side, they have thirty days to return it for a full refund. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4412 Now we don't need a remodel to get our grand entrance. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4413 I've always liked Billy Joel's Piano Man but this time he really crushed it! 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
4414 I heard that his playing brought the house down. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4415 Worst drone product delivery ever! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4416 His performance really brought the house down last night. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4417 I guess using a bulldozer is out. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4418 Franz’s 8th remodeling project started out beautifully, but now it seems he will never finish it. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4419 At least the piano can be saved 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4420 Well, at least now you know that the keys are in the house. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4421 I had a bad feeling when they named it Hurricane Steinway. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4422 They say Little Richard got too loud up there. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4423 Looks to me that piano was too big anyhow. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4424 Is there any chance the policy covers this? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4425 At least the piano is upright. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4426 Grand Design, 2020 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4427 He played a memorable piece and it brought the house down 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4428 So....... apparently it rains just food one town over..... lucky. #cloudywithachanceofpianos 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4429 I hope it's still in tune. 1.1809 0.04132 94 80 12 2
4430 You said my finale would bring down the house.’” “This isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4431 It’s just a “minor fall” 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4432 I was never really a fan of house music. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4433 Jack warned me that de giant’s lessons weren’t going well. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4434 That should teach them a lesson. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4435 2020 strikes again. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4436 You see honey? I knew I should have served another year on the HOA board 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4437 I told you it wasn't going to fit through the front door. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4438 That reminds me; honey, have you seen my keys? 1.1809 0.03991 94 79 14 1
4439 Guess we should have double checked the dimensions before ordering, but this drone delivery sure is something... 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4440 Mr. and Mrs. Giant must be fighting again. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4441 I didn’t realize what free ‘grand’ shipping meant 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
4442 This is a little worse than a broken record 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4443 They shouldn't have complained about their neighbors loud music. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4444 I thought the harp was angels' instrument of choice. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
4445 Well, at least it's not real ivory. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4446 Well, my old-school side says let's advertise it as a 'fixer-upper', but the agent recommends that we call it an 'investment opportunity.' 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4447 I totally disagree. I think it sounded more like an F13b9#11 with a crazy number of overtones and either a B or E in the bass." 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4448 I guess it's a piano forte? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4449 Undeniable proof that Rachmaninoff is played in Heaven 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4450 I wonder whether this has anything to do with the beanstalk in the back yard. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4451 Oh, darn, now it will need to be tuned. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
4452 Whenever they play, they bring down the house 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4453 It looked so much smaller online. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4454 I left my phone in there, darn it. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4455 Well, I didn't actually wish for a huge pianist. When I explained that to him, this happened. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4456 I'm glad we missed the finale. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4457 I guess you were right. It was a tiny house. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4458 Sometimes a piano is just too big for a house. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4459 I guess we should have measured more carefully before we bought it Final Sale. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4460 I thought it was a tad heavy for drone delivery 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4461 When the black swan flew over I knew it was time to get out. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4462 Well, that performance certainly brought down the house. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4463 This is why I took up playing the flute! 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4464 Tuning is gonna be a bitch. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
4465 Well, we were saying that the house needed some tuning up. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4466 look out!! here comes Billy Joel! 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
4467 This isn't what I pictured for a grand opening. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4468 Back to Bach agreements are a feature of many construction projects. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4469 Yea the Flanagans down the street got hit by the massive violin. Not what I thought they meant by dualing storm systems. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4470 Now the keys really are under the mat. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4471 I've heard of grand gestures, but this is ridiculous. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4472 I see you found your keys. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4473 Well, you wanted a grand entrance. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4474 88 Fingers Louie can't help he still only has 2 hands. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4475 Didn’t hear that coming. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4476 I really should have tipped that tuner. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4477 I told you it would come crashing... 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4478 I guess Liberace got kicked out of heaven! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4479 Well, I suppose it was either that or a safe. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4480 Does our insurance cover piano repairs? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4481 I told you it wouldn't fit upstairs. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4482 I guess I’ll forget about piano lessons 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4483 Only in 2020. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4484 Good golly Miss Molly! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4485 I heard it through the rain 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4486 I thought the neighbors hired professional movers 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4487 That house needed a grand entrance 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4488 Donnie Darko if directed by Jane Campion 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4489 Do you think the homeowners insurance will cover it? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4490 I told you that we should have gone with the BABY grand 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4491 It wouldn't have fit through the window anyway. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4492 Have I ever told you the one about a piano falling from a tree? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4493 I guess we'll have to sell it for a song... 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4494 I've never seen anything like this, on such a grand scale. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4495 Was she playing “Ride Of The Valkyries”? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4496 At least the whole neighborhood heard his last movement. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4497 Music hath charms? Maybe. Music hath harms? Definitely! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4498 You know, it isn't really funny unless it's happening to Charlie Sheen. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4499 What a grand arrival! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4500 Now that’s a grand slam piano 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4501 I'm inspired to take lessons, again. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4502 Can I be honest? I just don't get Gehry. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4503 We should have gone with standard 2 day ground delivery. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4504 I told you we should get professional movers! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4505 Dorothy, I'm afraid it looks like payback from the wicked pianist of the west. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4506 This is what we get for making that "tiny violin" comment to USPS. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4507 I told you “The Piano Man” would bring the house down. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4508 Really brought down the house! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4509 That must have been some concert! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4510 He did ask for the keys but you ignored him. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4511 Do you think it's Elton John's?! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4512 He will have to focus on playing flute now. That's all insurance will pay for the damage. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4513 .... and on another note..... 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
4514 They say his first movement brought down the house. 1.1778 0.04628 90 77 9 3
4515 Time to face the music 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4516 Once a beautiful baby. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4517 Too much fortissimo! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4518 A grand piano can really bring down the house. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4519 I told you we should have ordered a baby grand! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4520 Other than that, what do you think? Too big? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4521 Do we have crescendo insurance? 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
4522 Now, that's what I call a Keynote Address! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4523 The house can be fixed. It's just the piano that worries me. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4524 Wow, that struck a bad chord! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4525 I forgot to tell you I changed the key. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4526 Honey... Remind me to lay off the fortune cookies. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4527 At least most of the piano keys are intact 1.1778 0.03896 90 76 13 1
4528 That encore brought the house down. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4529 Bohemian Rhapsody in B flat" really brought down the house 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4530 Definitely an mf , with a prolonged f, wouldn't you say? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4531 Wow! That chord lasted longer than the one at the end of “A Day in the Life”. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4532 As is his custom, the virtuoso brought down the house again with his performance. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4533 Sure, deliver it by drone," I said. "What's the worst that could happen? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4534 I guess drone delivery isn't always a good idea. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4535 Well, clearly, we are yet too middle class for the arts. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4536 See? I knew it would fit through the front door 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4537 I guess pianos actually do fall from the sky. Who knew? 1.1778 0.03896 90 76 13 1
4538 Talk about your wrong key. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4539 I get that your talent was a ‘gift from God’ that just ‘fell from the sky’ and all but couldn’t you have asked Him to send the piano a different way? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4540 Free delivery ain’t what it used to be 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4541 ‘Well, at least it’s not as bad as this government’s COVID-19 policy’ 1.1778 0.05016 90 80 5 5
4542 The convenience of drone deliveries 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4543 Yes, a baby grand might have been better. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4544 Now when you said you wanted to take the concert experience home with you, I didn’t think this is what you had in mind 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4545 He really brought down the house with that concerto 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4546 I told you we didn’t need another free piano! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4547 Wrong key Margery 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4548 Is this what the kids mean when the beat drops? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4549 It's not that I don't like it. I just think mahogany would have matched the siding better. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4550 I never did understand scales. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4551 Baby, this is gonna cost more than a grand 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4552 Well in my defense, I prayed for a guitar 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4553 Now I don’t mean to minimize but.....I’m just glad we weren’t HOME when it happened. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4554 I think I left my mask inside. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4555 Someone's really got it out for your she shed Cheryl. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4556 That performance really brought down the house. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4557 I'm sorry ma'am, but your policy doesn't cover a piano act of God. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4558 The dealer said it would be drop-shipped from the factory. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4559 Wrong keys. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4560 His Chopin always brings down the house. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4561 Perhaps conspicuous consumption is not our forte. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4562 Well, that note fell flat. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4563 dun-dun-dun-dunnnnnnn... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4564 Honey, just be thankful the pianist is wearing a parachute. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4565 Oh, I hate contemporary music for piano solo. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4566 We're lucky we got out of there in one piece. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
4567 I'm seeing an unwinnable fight with the insurance adjuster. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4568 I'm so glad I bought extra flood insurance. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4569 That really gives new meaning to "bringing the house down." 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4570 How GRAND! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4571 Now, that is the sound of progress. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4572 I know they've removed the piano lounges from the 747s, but this is ridiculous. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4573 I guess that means that the angels don't play harps, and that the piano-string theory of the cosmos is true. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4574 It was a special delivery 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4575 I would have preferred that in "G". 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4576 You were right. The house wasn't big enough for a grand piano 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4577 Pure and simple, John Cage 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4578 It was a Texan sized "Grand Piano" and it certainly filled this house with music. 1.1758 0.04162 91 78 11 2
4579 Now that's a decrescendo. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4580 I'm glad it came, but I wonder if the mail-in ballots look different in red states? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4581 That's the last time I'm hiring those 'two guys and a van' movers. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
4582 When I said we needed some new keys for the front door, that’s not what I expected 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4583 I did check 'free & fast delivery by air'. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
4584 I don’t care how Al and Sam pronounce it, I’m still saying de-Wreco. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4585 As long as we didn't leave the oven on. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4586 Remember when you just keyed people’s cars as a prank? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4587 At least it went out on a high note. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4588 I told you he didn't want to take piano lessons! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4589 There go my keys! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4590 Maybe the free drone delivery option wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4591 nnnn 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4592 I’ve always wanted to learn to play the piano 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4593 We better tell the remodeler she needs to change her tune. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4594 Dischord strikes home.” 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4595 Usually, it's just a car. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4596 A little broad, but still kinda funny. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4597 And their insurance won't cover it since it was an act of God. 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
4598 It’s a classic 1.1758 0.03857 91 77 13 1
4599 Looks like someone used the wrong keys to get inside their house. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4600 Well, I guess it really is time to face the music in this country. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4601 And you said I was dumb for buying that Falling Piano insurance. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4602 I can’t this was unexpected. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4603 I recommended an upright 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4604 Ah, the Sonata in B Flattened Minor. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4605 I’m not denying the absurdity. I’m just saying he’ll create a conspiracy theory to keep it from hurting his approval ratings. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4606 It’s A-sharp drop in resale value, but if you factor in the insurance you might B-flat overall. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4607 That's the last time we do drop ship! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4608 I knew there would be some strings attached. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4609 Now that’s what I call a piano! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4610 I really thought it would tie the room together. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4611 You had to sign up for that crash course on learning piano! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4612 At least my keys aren't locked inside anymore. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4613 I told you not to buy a piano through Amazon Prime 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4614 Loud music doesn't land well in this neighborhood. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4615 Instant classic. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4616 I hear it was renown for bringing down houses. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4617 It was playing Theme from Laura as it fell. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4618 Getting harder to find a reliable mover these days. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4619 I told you it was too big for the living room. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4620 Sometimes you get what you play for! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4621 Yea... I guess you could say it's a fixer-upper. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4622 The baby grand grew up. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4623 Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4624 When they asked if I wanted music insurance, I told them I didn't play an instrument. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4625 Amazon Prime is really getting out of hand. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4626 Should have used Gentle Giant Movers. 1.1758 0.02962 91 77 14 0
4627 I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4628 Well, you know how you have always said that you wanted a home with a grand entry... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4629 'Guess we're really lucky in the grand scheme of things. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4630 Boy, will Liberacebe pissed. I wonder where the candelabra landed? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4631 Can we blame this on Trump too? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4632 For once, the forecast was right. Tropical Storm Steinway did cause unprecedented damage. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4633 He always said someday he’d have a big smash hit. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4634 After the plague of Mozarts, I guess this makes sense. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4635 Dischordant" seems so inadequat 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4636 It probably just needs a good tuning, and it’ll be fine. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4637 They said there would just be some piccolo squalls. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4638 That Bösendorfer Grand Piano is a gift from the sky! 1.1758 0.03696 91 78 12 1
4639 They send they would send it by air mail, 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4640 'Piano Man' really brought down the house. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4641 The review said the piano pieces brought down the house 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4642 I warned them not to build in crescendo alley 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4643 Grand piano with grand entry! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4644 Another crushing concert finale . . . 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
4645 Every time it rains-Was it pennies or pianos- from heaven? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4646 The chair is trying to escape again. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4647 That's why it calls for four hands and two pianos, Ira 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4648 A decrescendo on a grand scale! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4649 'That crescendo really brought the house down' 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4650 Oh, I see 2020 just moved into the neighborhood! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4651 The Ministry of Grand Pianos has spoken. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4652 Stay tuned 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4653 One good thing about music, when it hits you you feel no pain #bobmarley 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4654 It's A Major problem. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4655 Looks like Jack White finally caught up with us 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4656 I should have specified dimensions and paid the special delivery charge in my prayer 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4657 This is just grand, just grand. Don’t you think? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4658 Giant Schroeder will pay for this! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4659 Can I still get a refund? It looked a lot smaller online. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4660 The key change bought the house down. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4661 #Don’t worry, that can be repaired to the tune of Also Sprach Zarathustra!” 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4662 Can’t wait till the fat lady sings. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4663 I never said to deliver 'ON' the house!! 1.1758 0.03857 91 77 13 1
4664 The pianist must not be far. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
4665 Getting Frank Gehry for the redesign was expensive, but worth every penny. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4666 Obviously a time traveling pianoforte. 1.1758 0.04712 91 80 7 4
4667 I think it needs to be tuned 1.1758 0.03696 91 79 10 2
4668 Honestly, it’s only a minor inconvenience. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4669 I thought it was safe to hire Laurel and Hardy because there weren’t any stairs... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4670 The government said they wanted to advertise the arts, so this is how they’re repossessing our house. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4671 So that’s how it played out. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4672 Damn, we're only insured against giant woodwind instruments. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4673 No we can't sue the realtor because she said this is house is solid - you could put a grand piano up here. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4674 Elton John and Kim Jong-un are collaborating. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4675 Sonata in B-flat major 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4676 Tell me that's not a grand entrance. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4677 I guess the kitchen sink must be next. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4678 Would you believe I just had it tuned. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4679 Home delivery just isn't what it used to be. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4680 OK, so I was wrong. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4681 It could be a piece of post-modern art. Then again, it might have been a post-modern concert 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4682 I guess they didn't accept the return. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4683 It happened during the encore 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4684 It looked rather smaller online. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4685 But the acoustics are great. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4686 Piano Players 1 House 0 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4687 Clearly a grand mal seizure. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4688 The insurance company classified it as A major damage. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4689 See, I told you this year would improve. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4690 I guess I don't see how that's winning! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4691 Better call the tuner. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4692 I was wondering why the agent finally admitted there was a housing crash 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4693 You're right honey, I think that tree needs to come down. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4694 I always told Franz, 'Someday, you're going to bring down the house with that thing!' 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4695 I told you we should have bought an upright piano. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4696 Well, our homeowner's insurance cover grand larceny, but... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4697 Maybe we should have gotten an upright instead? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4698 Well, you're the one who suggested a grand entrance to the new home. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4699 WOW! THAT WAS SOME SONATA!!! Lucky we got out in time! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
4700 I told you when music comes back it’s going to be huge. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4701 Like they say, cadenzas happen 1.1707 0.05704 82 73 4 5
4702 It’s a bit grand for my taste... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4703 I was wondering how they would get the grand piano in the house. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4704 I taught myself telekinesis. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4705 That piano had sworn vengeance against Jerry Lee Lewis, for all the kicking. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4706 Hurricane Elton... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4707 When the previous homeowners offered to throw in an extra set of keys, this wasn’t what I expected. 1.1705 0.03866 88 75 12 1
4708 Did you call the tuner? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4709 You shouldn't have told him his performance would 'bring down the house one day.' 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4710 Man, what are you doing here? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4711 My Sonata in B flat 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4712 That was no kitten on the keys. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4713 This is why I only wanted to get a baby grand. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4714 I told him not to play the devil’s chord. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4715 I could have told them it wouldn’t fit. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4716 Could have been worse. Could have been an anvil. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4717 I’m detecting a note of despair in this house. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4718 Just grand! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4719 So that's why they called it Hurricane Liberace! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4720 Damn! Who ever heard of a baby grand out-growing a house??? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4721 I see Steinway is an early adopter of drone delivery. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4722 It landed with quite the crescendo! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4723 It was the weight of that Brahms Intermezzo that did it. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4724 I think that maybe the drone delivery system needs a little tweaking 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4725 It's a little out of tune if you ask me. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4726 It's actually a good sign: the space aliens who dropped it have good taste in music. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4727 I'll bet Ray Charles took that one up to Heaven with him. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4728 Roll over Beethoven. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4729 I was interested in a piano duet, not a duplex. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4730 Not such a grand piano anymore. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4731 I advised him to buy new rope, but 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4732 Pretty scathing review of last night’s concert in The Times this morning, huh? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4733 Where’s Billy Joel when you need him? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4734 Holy Liberace!” 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4735 Quick! Check the mail! My paycheck better be intact! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4736 Most objects that fall from the sky originate in aircraft toilets So, see if you can spot a stool." 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4737 I guess this is what they meant by "Giant piano sale; air freight." 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4738 Fine, I'm sorry for trying to class this place up a little with a giant roof piano! Hindsight is 20/20, Stacy. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4739 G, major damage! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4740 I ordered it from a "scratch and dent" site with free drone delivery. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4741 It's a baby grand. I saw the stork flying off after he dropped it. 1.1705 0.04190 88 76 10 2
4742 Well,you got your big piano. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4743 The weather man said something about cats and dogs but I certainly wasn't expecting pianos. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4744 It went "Splong!"? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4745 That never crossed my mind when I cut down the beanstalk. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4746 Forget it, Jake. It's 2020. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4747 I said the piano needed a TUNING, not a turning! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4748 Maybe Liberace can fix it! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4749 The concert sure brought the house down. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4750 CNN said the Steinway factory was right in the path of the tornado. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4751 Helicopters shouldn't be allowed to fly around over neighborhoods with pianos hanging down. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4752 When I said I wanted a grand piano, I meant inside the house... 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4753 I think this must have come from “The Death Wish Piano Moving Company”. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4754 That had to hurt. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4755 I know we can't afford it, but it strikes a chord with me. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4756 That’s the last time I hire Death Wish Moving Company... 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4757 To be fair, I did ask for extra keys... 1.1705 0.03866 88 75 12 1
4758 THAT WAS IN A FLAT! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4759 Housing crash...in B flat 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4760 Clearly we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4761 This is the day the new owners are supposed to pick up the keys. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4762 Who knew storks delivered baby grands, too? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4763 It's mid-century Mozart. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4764 I told you we shouldn't use Acme. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4765 I've been sick listening to myself. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4766 This is unacceptable ! I asked for a Steinway. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4767 I said drop the bass. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4768 F-Bomb...B-Flat Major. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4769 Let’s play chopsticks I’ll do the low notes 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4770 So then Trump got the idea that Sergio Mendes was a country and declared war. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4771 is that the heirloom that we rejected from your great grandparents??? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4772 They deliver with drones now. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4773 Do you still think that there is room for a Baby Grand? 1.1705 0.04343 88 76 10 2
4774 This is ridiculous. I ordered the Baby Grand. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4775 Maybe it at least killed the Wicked Witch of Muzak. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4776 I always said that there’s a piano out there with your name on it 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4777 Is it time for the end-of-year recap already? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4778 I guess Fly Me To The Moon isn't a real thing. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4779 I'm guessing Billy Joel is not going to be a happy camper when he gets to heaven. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4780 Next time let the movers use the bathroom. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4781 That hits a bum note 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4782 Do you think it can still play chopsticks? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4783 To paraphrase Mr. Trump, at least we got a nice piano out of the deal 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4784 Wow, talk about a grand entrance! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4785 Well Caroline, seems trump’s ‘Piano Concerto No. 19’ was a hit! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4786 Unfortunately,Contactless Delivery 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4787 Don't ask me, this really isn't my forte 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4788 I don't think paying the helicopter pilot in advance was a very good idea. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4789 Looks like rain. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4790 They did say we wouldn’t have any trouble finding the keys 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4791 On second thought, maybe we should have stuck with the Baby Grand. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4792 I'll bet Beethoven didn't have this problem 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4793 So what is your final note on this? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4794 See, Brad? I told you classical music isn't boring. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4795 I told you we should have got Act of Gould coverage. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4796 Do you think we’re covered? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4797 That reminds me - I need to get the piano tuned. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4798 So, I said, Apollo, really, the lyre is the perfect instrument for you, but nooo.... 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4799 I wonder how they got it on the plane 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4800 Tiny house drawbacks 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4801 when life gives you pianos, shut up and take it. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4802 Do you think we can keep it ? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4803 It's Van Cliburn - he's coming back 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4804 The piano in the room 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4805 Better call Servpro. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4806 Nature abhors an off-key melody. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4807 That sounded like a B flattened major. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4808 I knew there would be trouble wen the jolly green giant moved in down the street. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4809 Liberace is not happy with the state of our current world... 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4810 Whose piano is this piano? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4811 So, rating this on a scale of one to eight... 1.1705 0.03866 88 75 12 1
4812 It needed tuning anyway. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4813 Looks like the Last Symphony. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4814 You said to get the large. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4815 Helicopter, I guess, was a really bad idea... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4816 The conductor really overdid Vivaldi's Four Seasons. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4817 Maybe we should have gone with the baby grand. 1.1705 0.03866 88 75 12 1
4818 Do you remember when he was just a baby grand? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4819 This looks like House Music gone very wrong. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4820 I don't know what the storks were thinking... We were expecting a baby grand! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4821 I guess drone delivery is still not ready for prime time. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4822 Well, if Ella Fitzgerald’s voice can break a glass, Timothy must be a child prodigy. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4823 More forte than piano, I'd say. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4824 I always said, ending with a crashendo would bring down the house." Berton Greenberg Tenafly, New Jerse 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4825 It went out on a high note... and a diminished seventh. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4826 We might be able to sl\alvage the grand piano and sell it. 1.1705 0.04190 88 76 10 2
4827 I'm hoping to get Liberace's slippers. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4828 You weren't kidding when you said you had a big musical breakthrough. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4829 Apparently, it’s supposed to represent man’s inhumanity to man. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4830 Well, it's a whole new concept of a hit. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4831 He was so obsessed with D-Day! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4832 I hear music, but there's no one there! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4833 No more drone deliveries. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4834 Just fine. Now,who's supposed to call the piano tuner? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4835 I guess he’s tired of the piano lessons 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4836 Apparently, it's a new type of storm, a do-re-mi-cho. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4837 That last act really brought down the house... 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4838 Well, he did tell us he wanted to drop the piano. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4839 Our house be flat now. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4840 You can also adjust the house lights using this little knob. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4841 Great, now she'll want lessons. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4842 Unfortunately, it will cost us more than a grand for repairs. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4843 And this is where the performance artist use to live. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4844 I told you it had to go through the door vertically. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4845 I call it "Piano on House." 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4846 Biberty Lutual, it’s your time to shine 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4847 And to think I wished I could play the piano yesterday. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4848 I told you we shouldn’t have played it in the key of B flat. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4849 Well, it’s a day in the life... 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4850 The forecast called for strong winds but said nothing about strings. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4851 When that new customer said he could deliver it to be tuned, I should have asked, "How?" 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4852 «I guess now is the time to start those piano lessons you have always talked about» 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4853 Too much piano or too little house, but I’m no art critic. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4854 Uh oh, I think our house is in treble. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4855 Covid-19 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4856 you should've seen it live 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4857 I told you we were Casio people. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4858 Good thing I didn't have to pee, an' ya know this ain't that that bad 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4859 My piano teacher has anger issues. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4860 At least we will have an excuse to miss rehearsals 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4861 Wow I didn't know your playing was so good you could bring down the house! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4862 A tornadic symphony in C minor. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4863 It's called house music. Google it. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4864 More of a grand pain-o if you ask me. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4865 I suggested a YouTube video... It was your idea to apply for a Crash course, Well here we are. " 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4866 Oy, drop shippers... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4867 minor emergency at the house 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4868 Huh. I always thought they played the organ up there. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4869 And I thought it was raining cats and dogs. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4870 Now I know why they called it Hurricane Chopin 1.1705 0.04908 88 78 6 4
4871 Hurricane Gaga in Louisiana 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4872 Well at least aliens aren’t coming in September 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4873 Ah!! That Amazon drone shipment finally arrived. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4874 sounds a bit flat to me 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4875 . "I thought that this kind of thing only happened in cartoons." 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4876 Did you turn off the stove? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4877 It’s free, but you need to hire your own movers 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4878 Hurricane Joanna this is one for the cockneys;) 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4879 I’ll tell you one way you DON’T get to Carnegie Hall. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4880 Well, you said you missed the symphony. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4881 Well at least it isn’t an otamatone 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4882 Finally some harmony. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4883 Should have gone with a virtual keyboard 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4884 I thought you said this year couldn’t get any worse! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4885 Now that’s a Texas twister - sized piano, if I’ve ever seen one! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4886 Sonata in House Flat played on a GRAND piano. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4887 Encore! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4888 Yes, the house is a fixer upper, but a grand piano is included. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4889 Now our house is gonna b flat. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4890 Tuned to A Flat! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4891 Well, at least we know it doesn't fit. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4892 What else could possibly happen this year?! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4893 Darn it, we didn’t get piano insurance 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4894 Remnants of a classic hurricane. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4895 2020, tune in for some excitement 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4896 call Farmers - maybe JK Simmons is missing a thing or two 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4897 At least, we now know where those strange sounds were coming from. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4898 This house was always consumed by music. But this seems a bit overboard. 1.1685 0.04147 89 77 10 2
4899 Sadly, a fortissimo on the top floor led to a powerful crescendo. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4900 John Cage is a genius of the prepared piano. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4901 Guess I shouldn’t have paid the moving company an extra grand to try and get it in there. 1.1685 0.03289 89 77 11 1
4902 I know you've never liked Billy Joel, but this... 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4903 At last, I can stop doing housework and start writing that symphony! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4904 I should have ordered a Casio. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4905 That's Beethoven's 8th in Force Majeure. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4906 If it was a giant harp I'd be really freakin' out! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4907 Looks like the Jolly Green Giant won't' have his piano lesson today 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4908 On a happier note ... 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4909 Looks like the house is A-flat now. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4910 The piano movers said they will be here on Tuesday. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4911 Rock-maninov? More like Boulder-maninov! 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4912 You know, there really are some things you just don't see coming. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4913 I wonder where the stool is.....? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4914 "88 keys and not one fit the front door." 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4915 See? As I’ve been telling you all along, aliens are not so different from us! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4916 Keys, keys, everywhere, and not one that works 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
4917 It had a note that said "play me." 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4918 It fell from the heavens. Must be Liberace's. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4919 It actually sounded better than I expected. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4920 Wile E. Coyote shouldn't have retired to the suburbs. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4921 I knew it was a bad idea to start naming hurricanes after piano makers. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4922 I thought it was only the cymbals that crashed 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4923 Nothing minor about this. It's an A Major Flat. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4924 She's a Wicked Witch and a Cliburn finalist. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4925 moonlight sonata? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4926 All you said was "Don't shoot the piano player". 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4927 Too close to Mar-a-Lago. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4928 Honey, your new piano does not fit in the living room. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4929 Actually, that is a grand piano. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4930 It really is about time that they put John Cage on the no-fly list. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4931 He just never really learned how to use the pedals. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
4932 ♮-ly this would happen now. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4933 With the ever-increasing number of piano strikes, one can no longer deny Climate Change is real. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4934 You still haven't mentioned how much you liked my new haircut. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4935 I think homeowners only covers standard size pianos. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4936 I told you we planted the piano tree too close to the house. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4937 I think the piano bar was too big for the house. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4938 They couldn't fit it through the front door, so they tried the skylight. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4939 I guess it'll need a tuning now. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4940 Honey, I found your keys. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4941 The noise was not as joyful as I hoped. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4942 He clearly needs to practice more. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4943 Well, She did say that I could drop my piano off at her house while I ran some errands 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4944 So this is why rockstars opt for smashing guitars 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4945 I've never really cottoned on to House Music 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4946 I could do that. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4947 You call the insurance company, honey. I wouldn't know where to start. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4948 Maybe not in the living room... 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4949 And we were worried about the acoustic fit. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4950 When I first heard it I just thought it was Schoenberg or Bartok... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4951 I thought key-note address meant something else. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4952 Solid B flat 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4953 I guess it was too big!!! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4954 Not surprising at all. It's 2020. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4955 I'm more concerned on the cost of the piano tuner 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4956 I told Jack that the giant's harp would be easier to carry 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4957 it's actually the size of the piano that bothers me, I mean - that's a big piano - who or what plays a thing like that? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4958 B flat major, treble damage 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4959 Well, so Elon Musk failed again? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4960 Well, the door was pretty outdated. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4961 I guess we’re lucky it wasn’t a Bosendorfer! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4962 I think that's an F. Flat. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4963 Try to look on the bright side.It could have been an accordion. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4964 It's from the John Cage festival last week. Title was "If there was no one there to hear it, did it..." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4965 I thought angels only had harps! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4966 Well we don't have to call the piano movers to get it through the door. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4967 I should have tipped the piano player. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4968 I suppose I should have asked exactly how it was going to be delivered. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4969 Dropping notes from a chord sounds open and professional but dropping too many notes can be disastrous. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4970 Take off a grand and it's a deal. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4971 ... at least we still have the keys 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4972 Insurance fraud never sounded so good. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4973 We’d always dreamed of a Frank Gehry house. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4974 The sound of music 2020 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4975 Looks like Stock-Housen 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
4976 Billy Joel always brings down the house. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4977 They're taking this drone delivery thing too far. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4978 I think this “touch free delivery” idea has gone too far. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4979 That was amazing; it brought the house down! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4980 Kind of a grand finale. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4981 I still believe in drone delivery. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4982 The realtor said it was grandly staged. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4983 At least we weren’t crushed by a giant pianist. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4984 (Speaking quietly) Don't look now, but the giant that plays this is right behind us. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4985 Just shows you...you can’t take it with you. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4986 Now the house REALLY needs some fine tuning. 1.1647 0.03870 85 73 11 1
4987 And there's the giant pianist you wished for 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4988 Talk about luck! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4989 I wonder what they do for an encore? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4990 I knew that treble would be trouble ! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4991 I just think that Dave took the cartoon violence a bit far. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4992 Oh that? The movers gave up and left it like that. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4993 Well, at least it’s a Steinway. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4994 They tried too hard. There’s a bigger door around back. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4995 Now I have only four-an-a half octaves to practice my lessons. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4996 Baby grand meets tiny home 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4997 We were just trying to put it in through the window, like we’ve seen New Yorkers do. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4998 And all this time, I thought that "the music of the heavens" was a metaphor. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4999 So much for the accompaniment to this year’s RNC platform. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5000 I told you to check yelp for piano movers. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5001 Though the piano had trouble with scale, the house erupted from underneath the piano and destroyed it. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5002 You'd think there'd be at least one piano tuner up there. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5003 Our homeowners insurance doesn't cover a musical act of God. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5004 i could never carry a tune. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5005 It's an avatar for the economy ! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5006 Grand, indeed ! 1.1647 0.04379 85 75 9 1
5007 Not exactly what I was expecting for a GRAND re-opening. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5008 I told you to quit praying for a piano every Christmas! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5009 At least it only struck one chord. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5010 Looks like the house needs a tuneup. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5011 I told you it wouldn't match the upholstery. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5012 I guess they deliver.. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5013 SteinwayDroneDeliveryService.com might not have been the prudent choice. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5014 The keys to this is you have to accept what life throws at you and play it back. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
5015 We should let Amazon know we aren't thrilled with drone deliveries. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5016 That Storm Laura was something wasn’t’t she? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5017 No more rooftop parties for them tonight!! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5018 If this were Beethoven’s, the resale value should be through the roof . 1.1647 0.04047 85 74 10 1
5019 You just HAD to have a 'tiny' house" 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5020 There's still a lot of work to do on improving these drone deliveries. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5021 They said all deliveries now are done by drones. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5022 It's A Smashing Concerto 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5023 I told you we should have hired movers 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5024 ...well....i heard they are beta testers for Prime Drone" 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5025 Crash course 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5026 Not what I thought ‘getting the keys to the new house’ meant. 1.1647 0.04379 85 74 9 2
5027 Personally, I always suspected that Charlie was still with us. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5028 The audience in the packed house hated it, obviously. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5029 That's the last time I pay extra for jumbo drone delivery. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5030 The concert brought the house down didn’t it? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5031 Force 4 Steinways are rare in these parts. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5032 I said Rack not wreck! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5033 Well, they said they wanted an upright. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5034 When you said a night at the Apollo, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
5035 You know, I can't help but think I should have seen this coming. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5036 I couldn't have been any clearer with them - if we're not in, leave it down the side of the house. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5037 The Major 7th plague. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5038 It looks like the piano sounded a little too high. You’re right. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5039 Fine, you win. It takes up too much space. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5040 In the category of most unique weathervane, the piano crushed it. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5041 And you thought that giant bean stock had 'curb appeal'. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5042 Well, there’s always room for a baby grand. 1.1647 0.03685 85 72 13 0
5043 I can't believe they hide their keys in plain sight. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5044 When piano says "I want to break free" 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5045 Who put that house under my piano 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5046 Does it come in another color? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5047 It’s been a really long year but I think things are finally starting to turn arou— . Nevermind. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5048 Bosendorfer, eh? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5049 It was your idea to give Dorothy piano lessons. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5050 I don’t really like the wall color anyway. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5051 I told you not to rush home from work because of something minor 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5052 We may not be professional piano movers, but we saved a ton of money. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5053 Now that's what I call a crashing finale. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
5054 They say the only thing we're insured for is the piano tuner. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5055 That reminds me, I forgot my keys 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5056 Now that's bringing down the house! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5057 Likely? No. But anything’s possible nowadays. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5058 Wile E. and his family were such lovely people... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5059 I get the theme but what are the variations? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5060 I can give you 88 reasons why it's not safe. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5061 Must be a Yamaha. They are the world's largest piano manufacturing company." 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5062 Wouldn't a giant anvil have been easier? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5063 I said Play It Again Sam, not throw it away! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5064 You know what they say...”music make you lose control.” 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5065 When they said we could have eighty eight winds I thought they were talking about speed! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5066 Drone delivery is so close to ready. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5067 Well, at least we won't have to Zoom tonight. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5068 The Heavenly Choir has some explaining to do.. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5069 Dammit! Why did we choose drone delivery? 1.1628 0.03250 86 75 10 1
5070 Jack was never held accountable for stealing the harp, he just kept climbing up the ladder. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5071 Our keys to a new house! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5072 I call it “Post-modern Liberace Craftsman.” 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5073 That's drone delivery trial one. 1.1628 0.03647 86 73 13 0
5074 The keys open every door. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5075 I knew that rooftop lounge was a bad idea. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5076 I never thought that Grand pianos were that Grand. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5077 So much for Johnny’s recital this evening 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5078 I'm not surprised, 2020 has brought things more unbelievable than this. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5079 I warned them to stick to the harp! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5080 I thought the economy was the 4th horse of the apocalypse, but maybe this is it 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5081 Right.. Now, can we move? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
5082 When did John Cage compose that? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5083 Wow, that chord progression really brought the house down. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5084 Wow! There’s a consequence of income inequality I never saw coming. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
5085 So much for the rooftop concert. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5086 Music has a great impact in our home 1.1628 0.04332 86 76 8 2
5087 Maybe we should have let the kids do violin like they wanted. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5088 Know how to play "Auld Lang Syne?" 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
5089 That wasn't the sharpest of landings... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5090 I shouldn’t have signed up for delivery by drone. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5091 I would have thought hurricane Laura would have hit the Florida Keys. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5092 No worries. I think we are insured for discord. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5093 Is the house a Steinway too? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5094 They say the markets a little flat right now 1.1628 0.04004 86 74 11 1
5095 I guess her playing finally brought the roof down. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5096 Liberace sure didn't like that couple, did he? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5097 My fault. I told them to leave it on the porch. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5098 Such talent. She always brings down the house. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5099 I told you we should have gone with the baby grand piano. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5100 I hope this doesn't mean that Liberace has been kicked out of heaven. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5101 Reminds me of Miley's wrecking ball lyrics. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5102 Saves a trip to the store to pick one up. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5103 That performance didn’t bring down the house; it landed on it. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5104 I requested “Up On the Roof” in B-flat. Evidently they misinterpreted. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5105 I didn’t really mean bring down the house when he performed! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5106 We moved to the suburbs for THIS?! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5107 It’s a powerful example of Sturm und drang. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5108 Damn, do you think that's because we're atheist? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5109 Next time Amazon offers to upgrade us, you read me ALL the terms of the contract before you click. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5110 Tell your father that getting the new piano with a HELOC was not his grandest idea. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5111 Well honey, nothing surprises me anymore at this point. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5112 You think that guy in Korea misunderstood "rocketman" ? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5113 I had a feeling Liberace was going to look down from Haven and punish Allan and Sylvia for replacing all the chintz in their living room. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5114 Season 4: Marie Kondo Climbs the Beanstalk. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5115 Well, we cause always just throw a blanket over it and make a pianoforte. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5116 This isn't what I meant by 'House Music'! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5117 Amazon's gonna have to work a little harder on getting those drone deliveries right 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5118 Thought I heard an off chord while we were in the basement 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5119 Melodies from Heaven 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5120 I can't tell if this strikes a chord or strikes home. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5121 Hurricane Steinway makes a landing. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5122 Don't tell me that music is airborne now, too. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5123 Bach really knows how to bring the house down 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5124 I wondered why the piano ad mentioned “housebroken”. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5125 It sure took a “tune“ for the worse. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5126 It looked a lot smaller on Amazon. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5127 House keys? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5128 I don’t know if we’re covered for God’s musical act. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5129 Those song birds are at it again. 1.1625 0.04853 80 71 6 3
5130 I told you putting a piano bar in was a bad idea 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5131 Well, it was a perfect pitch...it landed on the accordion. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5132 I guess he only wants harps up there 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5133 I told you to settle for the singing harp. But no - you just had to go for the flying piano - didn't you, Jack? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5134 Not what I meant when I said we needed more keys for the house. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5135 Do we have the "pianissimo" rider? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5136 This just might spell the end of delivery by drone 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5137 That makes two things that are flat. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5138 Drone delivery is still looking for the right partition 1.1625 0.04853 80 68 9 2
5139 I'm pretty sure I remember it saying "delivery TO your home"....or was it "THROUGH".....hmmm, hard to recollect. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5140 We'll certainly need a piano tuner. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5141 Wow! Yet another grand scale disaster! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5142 Chopping down with Chopin 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5143 God has definitely ran out of ideas with plagues 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5144 They said it was a sound house... 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5145 I told you they gave us the wrong keys 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5146 It seems to diminish the curb appeal 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5147 Perhaps I should have been more clear when I said to AirDrop the piano. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5148 The ad on Craigslist said it was ready for a local pick up. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5149 That's it. No more drone deliveries. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5150 I think Amazon has taken drop shipping a bit too literally. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5151 crash landing on you 1.1625 0.04151 80 69 10 1
5152 Do you think it’s still in tune ? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5153 Well, that's what you should expect when you order from the Acme company and select express shipping. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5154 Don't worry hun, the installation guy will come within 24 hours 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5155 Welp, that’s why I always say you should measure twice 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5156 You know, I never liked Billy Joel. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5157 They never should have named that hurricane "Steinway." 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5158 It doesn’t look as grand as I thought it would 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
5159 I think it was the final movement that brought the house down. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5160 No electricity or internet 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5161 Well, you TOLD me to stick to the flute! 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5162 Maybe we should rethink being an Amazon drone-delivery test site. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5163 Ok, you win. We'll renovate. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
5164 Let's move it just a little more to the left. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5165 It nearly fitted! Just a couple of notes wider... 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5166 Well, you were right. I should have paid the surcharge for the parachute. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5167 What do you think the encore will be? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5168 And Laurel and Hardy thought they had piano moving troubles! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5169 So that’s what all that hammering was. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5170 This is what happens when you live in the Florida keys. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5171 Well, they said they would drop over the keys for us. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5172 Those keys sure opened up the house!! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5173 I think the insurance term is “Act of God.” 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5174 I have a feeling the insurance company is going to claim this is “an act of God” 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5175 And this is where he composed his Concierto in A flat Manor. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5176 I see our order from Pianos by Drones came. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5177 I'll be damned, it's a meteorchestra. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5178 I guess Amazon needs to work out some kinks in its drone delivery service. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5179 It did say ‘Fortissimo’. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5180 What's bigger than triple forté? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5181 I was good with curbside delivery. But, no. You insisted on paying extra. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5182 Up until now, I was having a major-key kind of day. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5183 Our agent says it’s not covered by our policy. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5184 I know you've been telling me to stop saying it, but truly things can't get any worse now, right? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5185 I wonder if our Percussion Instrument Insurance covers this 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5186 Amazon Prime needs to tweak their air delivery. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
5187 Well, it’s still 2020. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
5188 You can pick this one up for a song! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5189 I had a feeling that it wouldn't fit. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
5190 I really thought the ad for a grand grand piano was just a typo 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5191 The whistling section was eerily beautiful, but I found the finale discordant. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5192 They were so proud. John said they were selected for the first ever piano drone delivery. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5193 Yeah, but it's also A minor setback. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5194 Well that pianist sure brought the house down. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5195 Well, we did order a new set of keys. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5196 I don't think that's what bringing down the house means. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5197 Somebody made a grand entrance. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5198 You know, those music lessons paid off. Mel's piano took down the house." 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5199 They finally gave up trying to make it fit. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5200 Maybe the floor piano would’ve been a better fit. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5201 So much for the NRA... 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5202 Looks like Liszt lost his balance. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5203 I think we can get it for a song. 1.1585 0.05615 82 74 3 5
5204 I'm not a lover of classical architecture myself...... 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5205 I’m going to play a tune about arresting the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5206 Well, thank goodness, it didn’t have 88 keys! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5207 That settles it, its not going to fit. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5208 He used to play keyboards for Nine Inch Nails.... 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5209 I guess that's what we get for leaving the city. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5210 Oh my! What a MESS! But on the other hand, what an incredible CRESCENDO! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5211 Amazon drone deliveries still have some kinks to work out. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5212 Isn’t there a kid named Jack who lives two doors down? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5213 There's no place like home. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5214 Even so, less noisy and more low maintenance than the city apartment you liked 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5215 Well, a more apt thing to have happened in 2020 would be a giant turd hitting our house, so overall I'm OK with this. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5216 I was in the middle of Beethoven's Hammerklavier, and then the tornado. I am glad it is still in good shape, I can finish it! Would you like me to? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5217 Little Richard's been rockin those Heavenly Gates hard again 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5218 I told them to bring it in through the window, not the roof! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5219 Hmmm. Still 2020 and holding..... 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5220 I think deaf Beethoven finally got to hear a modern piano work, and reacted accordingly." 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5221 Well, they did say that it was his delivery that would bring the house down. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5222 In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to order an Acme piano from that coyote. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5223 Must be filming another 'Pianonado' sequel. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5224 This isn't what I had in mind when I signed us up for "Music on the Porch" 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5225 I guess there was no other way to get it inside. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5226 Looks like he was playing up a storm. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5227 Let's wait, there could be multiple offers 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5228 Well, you really brought down the house. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5229 Do you think God has insurance? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5230 Take a note, its flat! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5231 That’s one grand piano! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5232 Now it sounds flat. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5233 Is that what’s meant when we say, “He brought the house down?” 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5234 Oh that's really grand. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5235 Well you can’t say you saw this coming when I chopped down the beanstalk, 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5236 We'd have to get rid of the piano. But otherwise, it's a great little fixer-upper. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5237 When I was told that this piano could produce an impressive crescendo, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1585 0.03232 82 72 9 1
5238 Chicken Little never had it so bad. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5239 Must have belonged to one of those musical giants they talk about at the Grammys each year. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5240 Well, on that note we need to find another property. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5241 At least it’s not as bad as when we had so much violins in America. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5242 Requiem for 2020 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5243 Oh no my face masks were inside 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5244 Figures. I prayed for an electric guitar. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5245 good thing we got the stimulus check! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5246 I guess it's raining piano here 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5247 I thought you meant something different, when you said 'Magnum Opus'. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5248 It’s outsider music. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5249 This house here has a grand entrance. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5250 Amidst all the destruction, there’s something beautiful happening here. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5251 I’d hoped my playing would have brought the house down but it this is 2020. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
5252 That last piece really brought the house down 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5253 I think they clapped between movements. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5254 Personally, I would have preferred a fiddler. 1.1571 0.04138 70 61 8 1
5255 That safe that just missed me on Broadway last week may not have been an accident after all. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5256 I guess that's what I get for missing baseball so much. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5257 I guess they were playing in a flat major scale. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
5258 Did you say Boeing got into the piano moving business? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5259 At least I caught that bird. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5260 I thought you said it was raining cats and dogs?! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5261 I could tell from the Overture this would end badly. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5262 On the bright side, we just got bingo! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5263 Amazon tests “delivery by tornado”. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5264 Maybe the other 85 keys are still playable? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5265 Again? So much for moving to the suburbs. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5266 I know it was an accident but I've already got job offers from three architecture firms. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5267 Susie, your mother and I knew from the beginning that your love for music and the piano would grow. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
5268 Oh dear! This doesn’t bode well for the Music Conservatory! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5269 This is just grand. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5270 I think I like 4' 33" better. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5271 I know people are having a hard time donating or getting rid of pianos these days. However, launching them with a trebuchet is too much! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5272 He always had trouble hitting those high notes. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5273 Well, there’s today shot! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5274 When Hurricane Season, a Presidential Election and a Pandemic Crisis hit the Suburbs. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5275 Well 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5276 It gives new meaning to 'brought down the house'. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5277 A truly grand entrance. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5278 That was definitely not pianissimo. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5279 This might not be the right time, but would you mind putting a mask on please? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5280 Okay, so drone delivery was a poor choice. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5281 I told you we should have gone for the baby grand. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5282 An old-fashioned Grand Piano wasn't good enough. They insisted on ordering drone delivery from "Make Pianos Great Again". 1.1566 0.03826 83 72 10 1
5283 They said it would be delivered by a drone. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5284 I knew I'd dropped my house keys somewhere... 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5285 I insured us for falling anvils, but I never expected this! 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
5286 Let's hope there's no encore. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5287 Ding dong, the wicked pitch is dead. (by Pamela Bailey Powers, TNY subscriber, email address: powersbob@hotmail.com) 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5288 Irontially, it will take a few grand to fix it. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5289 On a lower note... 1.1566 0.04193 83 73 8 2
5290 I cannot believe that you ordered a piano from Amazon. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5291 Luckily we have insurance for one grand. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5292 Looks like the Wicked Witch of the West is going to B Flat. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
5293 Damn Mallards. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5294 The piano was grander than the house. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5295 We should have thought about the storm season before moving to The Keys. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5296 I heard Amazon does drone delivery, too. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5297 Worst piano movers ever. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5298 Remember that episode of 'Northern Exposure'? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5299 This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to stash the spare keys outside the house. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5300 I guess he misunderstood the part about dropping the keys in the lockbox. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5301 Sure made a heck of a noise...sounded like Bflat. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
5302 That piano is too fucking big! What were we thinking? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5303 They were right. A grand piano doesn't quite fit into a petite house. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5304 Karma. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5305 Well, Mr. Music Critic, that's what you get for panning Billy Joel's latest album. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5306 You shouldn't have refused to be keynote speaker. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5307 I know it's not over until the fat lady sings, but this is concerning. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5308 So much for airplane entertainment systems. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5309 Drones can't deliver everything. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5310 Don't worry. It's a Bosendorfer. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5311 Well this is a major inconvenience. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5312 Looks like Keith Jarrett dropped a new one. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5313 I told you drone delivery was a bad idea. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5314 It's not a Steinway. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5315 The piano lessons are on the house. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5316 The movers said the stairs might be a problem. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5317 It's so derivative. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5318 Oh no ! How will the choir in heaven sing without their grand piano ? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5319 Ordering it by Amazon Drone might have been a mistake. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5320 And I thought this only happened in old cartoons! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5321 That's the last time I'll get an inflatable piano. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5322 Good golly, Ms. Molly, a whole lot of shakn" going on. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5323 I told you the second floor wasn`t a good idea..... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5324 A bookcase. We could make a bookcase. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5325 Not what I meant when I said “Bring the house down!” 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5326 Why not? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5327 I don’t think that’s what he had in mind, when he said, “Let’s bring down the house!” 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5328 Eric Satie's "Vexations" variation #841 must have done it. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5329 'It's Liberace meets The Who,' they said. 'You'll love it,' they said. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5330 You said that we could order through Amazon now that they offer delivery by drone. But you won't have to face the music. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5331 If we hadn't forgotten our phones, this would have made one hell of a viral video. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5332 Maybe we shouldn't have insisted she continue the lessons. 1.1566 0.03629 83 74 7 2
5333 How long should my hair be? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5334 I guess St. Peter got fed up with LIberace. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5335 Let’s find Toto and hit the yellow brick road 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5336 I guess ‘bringing down the house’ really is more than just a musical metaphor”. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5337 I hate coyotes. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
5338 I did not know that Frank Gehry is that much into music! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5339 I thought you said to expect light afternoon showers. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5340 That’s not what I meant when I asked for a new set of keys. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5341 January 1, 2020: "Well, at least the year can't get any worse." 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5342 - I believe it exceeded the drone delivery weight limit.... 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5343 Nah, not a good fit 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5344 She always was a grand stander. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5345 ...but otherwise Mr. Gehry is a lovely addition to the neighborhood. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5346 ‘I am not really a classical kinda guy ... do you have something a little more modern?’ 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5347 That’s what you get for buying a house in Toontown. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5348 We should opt for delivery by road, next time. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5349 Well, baby. It's certainly grand. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5350 Looks like drone delivery option was available on this item. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5351 never took a single lesson. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5352 You said you wanted a grand entrance 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5353 House of Jazz 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5354 I said I wanted music in the house not on the house 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5355 „Well, you‘ve always said you wanted to learn how to play the piano.“ 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5356 I should've known those ACME guys were shady, but next day drop shipping sounded so appealing! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5357 Now your mother DEFINITELY can’t move in with us. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5358 RELAX IT'LL BLOW OVER! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5359 It’s the BBC’s new format for the Last Night of the Proms. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5360 Talk about a composition in B flat. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
5361 We should have requested the minor key. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5362 Grand slam. Home done. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5363 It happened on the down beat. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5364 I guess drone delivery was a bad option... 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5365 Drone delivery still has a few bugs. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5366 Her last performance also brought the house down. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5367 I knew that performance would bring the house down! 1.1548 0.03591 84 72 12 0
5368 Well,that performance brought the house down. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5369 I was searching Pornhub for the film, “Smashing Grand Penis,” but I accidentally reached Amazon and it auto-corrected. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5370 God balked when Liberace demanded a concert grand covered in Swarkovski crystals... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5371 'White Glove' delivery just isn't what it used to be since Covid-19. 1.1548 0.03385 84 72 12 0
5372 That crash was on a grand scale. 1.1548 0.03166 84 73 11 0
5373 Everybody said Hal was really consumed by his music. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5374 When I asked for express delivery, I thought they’d bring the piano in a truck! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5375 Do you think giant piano falling from the sky is covered under our insurance? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5376 This a case of a potential blockbuster that didn't make it beyond a limited audience. ' 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5377 These drone deliveries will need to be fine-tuned. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5378 Making music out of the storm. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5379 Maybe little Goliath would have preferred violin lessons 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5380 Yeah, maybe I shouldn’t have checked the “Free delivery by drone” box. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5381 I guess next day drone delivery id not their forte. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5382 We should make an offer. It's been pre-disasterized. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5383 They still haven't got the hang of this delivery by drone. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5384 Is that a coyote? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5385 Are you sure it was a "Mr." Baldwin who planned to drop in? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5386 Guess Laura took out the concert hall, too! 1.1548 0.03970 84 73 10 1
5387 The paperboy helped out this week. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5388 I think our insurance only covers uprights. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5389 Good thing I got that crescendo rider. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5390 Doesn't look so grand to me. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5391 Well, maybe we can sell it as is... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5392 Why does our departed grandfather insist we put the piano in the living room 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5393 What a helluva coda! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5394 The Wicked Steinway of the East struck back. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5395 Well, I expect you to pay for the damages. Do you have any idea how expensive that piano is? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5396 I thought I told you to order the baby grand 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5397 It’s an Act of God if Chopin lost his edge. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5398 Wow! Did you notice that as big as that piano is, it still doesn't have 88 keys? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5399 We’ve gotta find better movers 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5400 A little to the left, please. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5401 That will be difficult to tune out. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5402 Yeah, now I have an opinion about package delivery by drone. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5403 We need new keys. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5404 Oh, I guess your fortune does make sense. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5405 Well, we did tell the realtor early 20th century. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5406 On the bright side, it’s not specifically excluded in our insurance policy 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5407 The house just isn’t striking the right chord anymore.” Or: “Mother Nature strikes a high note.” Or: “You know, I think our home repairs have hit a low note. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5408 Plays the piano: Fly me out of this year, this dying homeland, let hope build me a new one. Meanwhile, gravity: Not just yet. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5409 It's a bit bigger than I expected. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5410 I told you I heard a dramatic crescendo! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5411 Shame. Let me play you a song on the world’s smallest piano. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5412 I think I preferred it better when the Fiddler was on the roof 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5413 Just as I suspected. It won’t fit in the solarium. 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
5414 New normal I guess. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5415 Yes of course I had that on my 2020 bingo card 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5416 A bit flat. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5417 I knew a guitar could bring the house down, but this! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5418 I guess I should’ve specified which key. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5419 Well you said you wanted a piano for the front room 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
5420 It's a Bosendorfer. To save on shipping they deliver by drone. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5421 Did we insure against a Grand Slam? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5422 The Classic Tumble 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5423 That was a really, really grand piano. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5424 It’s her Opus 23 for prepared piano and debris. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
5425 What’s our agents name? Yea, the one with the khakis 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5426 I heard it was delivered via air freight. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5427 He didn’t even have the courtesy to knock first. 1.1519 0.02604 79 69 10 0
5428 Does this mean we have to get it re-tuned? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5429 Well, the last note I heard WAS B flat. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5430 Pianoforte can be such a curse. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5431 Did you forget the keys again? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5432 The outdoor acoustics are not so great. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5433 So the realtor said the piano's included! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5434 At least the key board is intact. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5435 Where's Elton? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5436 I prefer his early works myself! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5437 Definitely a B-flat Major. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5438 I told you he'd built his whole existence around his piano! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5439 Next time you wish we had a real piano, please be more specific. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5440 I knew moving to Looney Tuneville was a mistake. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5441 He’s gonna be flat broke but luckily he bought the house for a song” 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5442 I wished for pennies from heaven, not pianos from the sky. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5443 So much for music soothing the savage breast. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5444 That poor mommy grand. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5445 Next time we'll stick to pizza for drone delivery. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5446 I guess we have to take back the Elton John invitation. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5447 Did it have to be Bach? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5448 He said he would bring the house down. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5449 I know it's not the right size for our living room, but the big man upstairs had a moving away sale and dropped it off for free. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5450 Possession is nine tenths law and, besides, it's a Steinway. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5451 Funny, I always thought that sayin was 'manna' from heaven 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5452 Acme Piano Company is going to hear from me! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5453 Could be worse. It could have been on fire too. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5454 I call it “Rhapsody in B Flat” 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5455 Liz, now, that is a grand piano. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5456 You call that grand? I've seen one flatten a MacMansion. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5457 Sonata #33 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5458 Our real estate agent said, “it’s a fixer upper, key features of this house are at the font door.” 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5459 I'm reluctant to encourage an encore. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5460 Good thing we evacuated for hurricane Bach 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5461 Their delivery drone isn't the only thing that's going to need some fine tuning. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5462 I told you a concert grand was too much for this house. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5463 Well, we did order a GRAND piano! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5464 I thought we ordered a baby grand from Amazon with drone delivery? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5465 I wonder what we could get for the copper wire. . . 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5466 Will our homeowners cover the piano? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5467 Holy toledo, that's a big friggin' piano. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5468 His pounding away at those keys finally brought down the house 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5469 Wow! They really did a number on that one. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5470 I guess God rebelled against his mean piano teachers. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5471 My dad warned me that disproportionately big dreams of the future can crush the reality of your present. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5472 He always hoped that his virtuosity would bring the house down. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5473 No, the cow thing is just an urban myth. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5474 I guess I should have measured see if it fits the room 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5475 What was that tuner’s name again?!? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5476 Flying to high with some guy in the sky. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5477 So much for ending on a high note. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5478 It's the big one, Margaret! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5479 What I want to know about contactless drop-off is who do you tip. 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
5480 I know talking about insurance strikes a chord with everyone, but the key thing here is the make sure you have the right policy coverage. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5481 Well, it wasn't very pianissimo when it landed... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5482 Well, George, looks like another major change in this year’s Grand Slam. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5483 Trump said the sky would fall if we didn't elect him... But he never mentioned pianos. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5484 Definitely a noteworthy crescendo 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5485 Couldn’t sell it on Craigslist. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5486 Flown in by Hurricane Laura. 1.1519 0.03413 79 68 11 0
5487 Someone up there really brought down the house... 1.1519 0.03166 79 70 8 1
5488 Oh, I thought you meant that the piano was flat--this is worse. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5489 I asked him to throw the keys to the house. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5490 There was a song in the air... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5491 What do you think....Wagner? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5492 Something must have really set him off.. Last time he only threw a candelabra. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5493 Well, you got what you wanted! Ain't it just grand.... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5494 When I asked our agent whether we should have an instrumental rider, he seemed confused. He won't be now. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5495 Not exactly turn key condition. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5496 I prefered the previous neighbour who played the harmonica 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5497 They’re not doing “White Glove” until Phase Three. 1.1519 0.04445 79 70 7 2
5498 I guess we got caught in the eye of the Sonata... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5499 A performance that brought the house down 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5500 I said I wanted a baby 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5501 Looks like they’ll be Chop-in that up with the house too. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5502 ... and then of course there comes the hurricane season. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5503 Yeah, The Roadrunner passed through here about 30 minutes ago 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5504 Wow. That was a big piano. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5505 I told you it was too big to get in the front door. 1.1512 0.03705 86 75 10 1
5506 I guess only lightening doesn't strike twice 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
5507 Two things: First, I though the pianos in the 747 lounges were commercial size ... 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
5508 Well the piano may be flat but you still brought the house down! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5509 I think this represents one of the challenges. Next we have to find the dancing fish trophy. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5510 I think we might need a bigger house 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5511 There's really no one to blame. The salesman did tell us that if we invested in the grand, it was going to grow on us. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5512 Now that is a crescendo! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5513 I can't believe that our insurance doesn't cover falling pianos ... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5514 Well, I’m certainly not feelin’ alright. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5515 I think it is safe to say the 'drone delivery' option was not the best choice! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5516 Luckily everyone got out molto allegro. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5517 This is what I call disproportional punishment 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5518 That last movement really brought the house down. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5519 If you think that is impressive, you should see its pianist. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5520 At least it sounded great coming down." 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5521 She brought down the house 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5522 I wonder where the anvil fell. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5523 I told you not to feed it all those "notes"! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5524 These avant-guard senior music projects have gotten a little out of hand... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5525 Welcome to Toontown. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5526 THE GRAND FINALE 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5527 It really didn’t look this big in the pictures online. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5528 It may have arrived late, but you have to admit the Post Office is delivering more efficiently. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5529 Perhaps air delivery was not the best option. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5530 Looks like Putin's been at it again. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5531 Wow! The grand finale! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5532 No no no! I told you to call Steinway The Roofer! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5533 Chopin really brought the house down with that piece. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5534 So, you think the angel choirs have had it with this place too? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5535 Still got a few kinks to work out with these drone deliveries. 1.1500 0.04394 80 71 7 2
5536 Our Homeowners Insurance may not cover this. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5537 So much for tickling the Ivory's... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5538 This isn't what I meant when I asked for the keys. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5539 No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it to fit through the front door. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5540 Clearly doesn’t support the arts 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5541 She said she brought down the house...I thought she meant she got a standing ovation 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5542 It’s early days for drone delivery. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5543 Not exactly pennies from heaven! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5544 I guess it couldn't play through 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5545 The climate really has changed. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5546 Okay, so maybe the trebuchet was a bad idea." 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5547 I think they had a big party up there. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5548 Not everyone can carry a tune. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5549 It was the 5th wedding event that got canceled for him to play, he just lost it 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5550 This is more than just tickling the ivories." 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5551 What did I tell you? What did I tell you? I told you, 'Watch what you wish for,' I said to you. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5552 I thought they meant the Florida Keys. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5553 Isn't this the house where Harry Potter lives? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5554 I told you - easy on the crescendo! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5555 Drone delivery from Amazon. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5556 I knew it wouldn't fit... 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5557 It's not gold plated so it can't be from Trump's plane. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5558 She sure went out with a bang. I think it was C#? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5559 Looks like Beethoven dropped a new single." 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5560 Go big or go home ...Is that what you really want ? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5561 I heard a D-flat seventh. What did YOU hear? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5562 Now that’s playing “Stormy Weather” a a bit too literally! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5563 I guess you were right a grand piano is too big for the house. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5564 Net-net, it was less expensive than scraping it flat-out. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5565 That's why I don't trust moving companies. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5566 Well, I always wanted a grand piano. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5567 Perhaps an upright? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5568 Someone must have been playing Mozart - music from the heavens! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5569 Every time it rains it rains pianos from heaven 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5570 It's just a baby grand" you said. The paws were huge 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5571 Should we improvise, or play it straight? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5572 And I thought I couldn’t carry a tune! 1.1500 0.03375 80 69 11 0
5573 Maybe the house gone, but I’m sure the roadrunner won’t survive this one. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5574 Let's get out of here...before the pianist arrives. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5575 It passed the HOA code limit on Surrealism. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5576 Still photo from the set of the long lost Liberace Gone With the Wind remake 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5577 Well, that sure stopped the music, didn't it? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5578 duh, duh, duh... duuh. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5579 Must have been last night’s heavy Sturm und Drang. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5580 I guess the black box is a music box this time 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5581 A flat Craftsman 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5582 Well she finally brought the house down. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5583 I hope my guitar isn't busted. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5584 Thankfully the baby grand is still napping. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5585 Hmmm. Seems I'll have to make the house bigger. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5586 Huh! Climate change IS real! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5587 I told you we could make do with an upright. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5588 What else will GOD throw at us? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5589 Good thing it’s all about the bass. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5590 No more telling delivery people to look for the small one with zero character. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5591 And he was SO cute as a baby! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5592 Well. I guess that one bombed. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5593 I knew we shouldn't have built in an ancient orchestra pit. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5594 If you play heavy music, that's what you get. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5595 I thought only Denny's had a Grand Slam. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5596 Looks like Bosendorfer won! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5597 Damn! There goes Ligeti’s Thirteenth! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5598 Why couldn't it have been an oboe? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5599 I've heard of Break The Piano Parties but this seems like overkill. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5600 Do you think the insurance company will view this as an Act of God? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5601 I mean it, Joan—I'm only tipping 10 percent. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5602 I guess they're still working out a few kinks on the Steinway Reentry Vehicle 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5603 Now we know what Rachmaninov was going for. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5604 Extraterrestrial storm damage ! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5605 What do you think Jake from State Farm is gonna think about this? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5606 Damn it! I told the salesperson I wanted a white Steinway! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5607 The insurance company has an exclusion for acts of God. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5608 It's playing our song. 1.1500 0.02578 80 70 10 0
5609 I dont think we are quite ready for deliveries by drone. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5610 I told you Laurel and Hardy were literal giants of comedy! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5611 Did you order the piano to be shipped here? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5612 They asked me for feedback on how they could improve their airmail service. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5613 Look at that; the finally delivered the piano. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5614 Not a good fit. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5615 It was free at the estate sale, I just had to pay for delivery. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5616 Wow! That's the biggest f****** piano I've ever seen. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5617 Beethoven’s 5th always brings the house down 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5618 at least we ended the year on a high note. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5619 I have the opposite problem -- I'm always looking for my keys. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5620 This was not what I had in mind with my want to fill the home with music. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5621 Sometimes the drone delivery isn't the best option." 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5622 The maestro sure knows how to bring down the house. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5623 Didn't you check the dimensions before clicking on "Place order"? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5624 Well look what the wind blew in, it's the Jones's baby grand. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5625 Billy Joel? Are you under there? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5626 Wow,never thought 2020 would provide us with a musical interlude too! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5627 It's house music. You can't stop the beat. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5628 We should have gone with ground delivery. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5629 What a disappointment! I thought it would be so secure up in the branches." 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5630 I was expecting my ballot. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5631 I heard the pianist played so well he brought the house down! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5632 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5633 It was supposed to be a crescendo, not a crashendo! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5634 I hear they were only covered for spinets and uprights. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5635 Boy, those enlargement pills really did come through 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5636 We should warn the piano tuner not to come today... 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5637 The power of metaphors 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5638 I guess the big guy in the sky dropped his keys again 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5639 I'd count ourselves lucky. They tend to land on people's heads. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5640 I thought you said Steinway was an architect. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5641 The piano really brought down the house. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5642 He might not play dice but... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5643 Well, Bezos is gonna hear about that. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5644 Do you really think it’s to scale? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5645 Music is in the air. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5646 I don’t remember this part of the Book of Revelations 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5647 : “I told you not to take his name in vain.” 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5648 I still say this house is a bargain: what are the chances this will ever happen again here? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5649 This reminds me our discussion last night about the object oriented ontology. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5650 Turns out it’s crescendo not crash-end-o 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5651 ... But it worked for the fiddler. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5652 They said it was a grand piano... 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5653 I don’t see the slippers! I wanted those ruby slippers!! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5654 I thought the score read 'fortissimo' on The Brahms Lullaby I was playing. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5655 Call the tuner. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5656 Maybe downsizing homes wasn't a great idea. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
5657 They told us this was a safe, quiet neighborhood. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5658 I guess we're lucky it wasn't a steam calliope! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5659 'Well I've heard about the trumpets in Jerycho but this..?' 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5660 Face the music Bob, the property market is crashing down 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5661 Hope those movers have flight insurance. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5662 I say keep the piano and sell the house as is. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5663 These tornadoes are really playing a familiar tube . . . 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5664 Ding-dong, the pitch is dead! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5665 I'm giving the piano delivery guy bad Yelp."" 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5666 See that’s why you don’t play with It 1.1481 0.01242 81 74 7 0
5667 I wonder if Farmers covers this. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5668 I told you a Grand Piano wouldn't fit in our house 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5669 I told you to get the new Front Door App. With it you don't need keys to get in the house. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5670 I thought you said it would fit. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5671 What would you do if I sang out of toon - of fer frikkin sake, nevermind. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5672 I remember where I hid the keys. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5673 The sales guy did recommend ‘the petite grand’ 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5674 Clearly an act of Apollo, so he won't be covered 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5675 Next time you ask them to drop in tell them to leave their piano at home. 1.1481 0.02553 81 71 10 0
5676 I've said it before and I'll obviously say it again now: I've never been a big piano fan! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5677 It was featured in James Bond flick, "Skyfall" 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5678 I told you it wouldn't fit in that front room. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5679 I did not hear any sinister music. 1.1481 0.03099 81 72 8 1
5680 On the website, it looked like it would fit. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5681 And the agent specifically said that the asking price for the house had no strings attached: Vipin Bery, Toronto 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5682 With the whole scale of the piano, it's just enigmatic that this minor house is only half diminished. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5683 Looks like trouble in Paradise. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5684 The Gods must be crazy...and musical. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5685 Don’t worry honey, insurance will pay the piano lessons... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5686 Pianos from heaven could be a catchy tune." 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5687 As a parting gift, he gave her the concert piano she had always wanted . 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5688 Apparently it's been a bad year for grand pianos. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5689 I should've known a set of 88 keys was too many. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5690 They’ve gotta find something bigger than a stork to deliver baby grand pianos. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5691 You're right dear, the baby grand would have been a better fit! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5692 Well, it was time to replace the floors anyway. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5693 Yes, it is grand, but the Amazon drone was definitely grander." 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5694 You always wanted a piano. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5695 I tried to tell you our lives were small. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5696 Honestly, it’s only a minor piece. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5697 Makes me nostalic for The Who. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5698 CHOPIN'S REVENGE 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5699 That’s a disaster on a really Grand scale. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5700 It’s from Bach’s variation on a tornado symphony, I believe. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5701 Fine, I will learn to play piano. I can take a hint. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5702 Well, it's a grand at least. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5703 You were right, Hon, we should have expanded the conservatory first. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5704 Do you think the keys will still work? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5705 We suspect classically trained giants, although we are open to extraterrestrial savants. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5706 People in ivory towers shouldn’t throw pianos... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5707 I didn't know that Beethoven sonatas were so violent. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5708 Garp was right about the plane. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5709 So much for getting it through the window... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5710 No worries, that piano wasn't working anyway. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5711 Watch it! Here comes a metronome! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5712 We are Farmer's... bum bahdum bum bum bum bum 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5713 Well, that’s not the B flat I expected. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5714 Good thing Elton was on a tea break . 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5715 I'll bet Wile E. Coyote is somehow behind this. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5716 I only asked for the keys, you didn't have to bring the whole piano. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5717 It seems the ghost of Liberace is unhappy with our interior design choices." 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5718 What? It was only an additional seven dollars for delivery and installment." 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5719 The Rachmaninoff really brought the house down! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5720 Liberace ghost sure is heavy-handed! 1.1481 0.03972 81 71 9 1
5721 And I thought there was only pie in the sky 1.1481 0.03972 81 71 9 1
5722 I guess I got carried away with the finale. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5723 I thought I could fit it in the living room. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5724 The sound of music... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5725 I love the end of A Day in the Life. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5726 Let's move in. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5727 Van Cliburn may have hit a crescendo a little too hard. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5728 They played the lottery for years and were hoping for a grand windfall. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5729 I didn't think bringing the house down meant this... 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5730 You're right, a spinet would have fit our lifestyle. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5731 What in the Hell kind of cocktail lounge did that plane have! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5732 Do you think this'll be covered by home insurance? Janet really brought the house down with that performance... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5733 You were so excited about drone delivery 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5734 Amazon really must refine their delivery system for large items. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5735 Too much piano forte 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5736 This neighborhood is very committed to the arts. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5737 I told Amazon it was too grand for drone delivery. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5738 I never dreamed I'd be playing to a full house! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5739 B-flat major scale. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5740 Those are the keys to the house? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5741 Doesn't quite fit. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5742 I think they are getting carried away with those drone deliveries. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5743 I’ve always wanted to pick up piano. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5744 That’s what my mother always said - if you stop practicing now, one day you’ll regret it. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5745 You said it would be minor, I think it’s major. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5746 Piano replaces the "Elephant" in the room. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5747 Better than the locusts we’ve been expecting. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5748 1812 Overture. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5749 It's a tribute to 2020 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5750 I could tell by your message that it wasn’t an F minor problem. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5751 Honey I told you not to build a home so close to area 51 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5752 No, it is a steal! Every 4/4-closure needs a little TLC 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5753 The storm was category 4/4 this time. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5754 I promise, there was no getting it through the door 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5755 Seems like it doesn't rain fishes around here. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5756 I guess I should have played it in a minor key. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5757 Looks like they’re still working on those delivery drones. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5758 Everybody's a critic... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5759 I don't know what you're talking about. It looks fine to me. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5760 The weather channel did not tell us to prepare for this! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5761 I wish I could say I’m surprised. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5762 The Grand finale, that brought down the house! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5763 I knew I wasn’t ready for the 2020 Grand Finale. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5764 Honey, I think it's time to move from the Keys. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5765 That’s it! This changes my view of the arts. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5766 Not only could Gulliver play, he brought the house down. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5767 Well, can't be Zeus or Thor... Who does piano forte? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5768 Came off the Florida keys. 1.1447 0.03841 76 67 8 1
5769 That’s one way to bring down the house. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5770 Don't ya just hate it when the key doesn't work? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5771 That piano is bigger than what I thought you wanted. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5772 Oh, I thought you played piano. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5773 That piece on the piano brought the house down! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5774 I probably shouldn't have told them to "just make it fit" 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5775 Scratch that. I'm learning carpentry this pandemic. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5776 Clearly, he brought down the house 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5777 Piano was good for Elton John, Tommy will love it. 1.1447 0.02445 76 67 9 0
5778 I told you that God was real" "And I told you that if God was real, God was Evil 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5779 Tornado fffffforte 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5780 That’s not what I thought when I heard he brought the house down. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5781 Five years of piano lessons out the window. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5782 Mr. Laurel tells me that tomorrow he'll bring a Mr. Hardy to help him finish the job. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5783 Now that's what I call a Smash Hit! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5784 My Viagra and wood polish formula seemed to have worked. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5785 New meaning of “Grand Finalé,” huh? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5786 So much for a transportable key. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5787 I didn't know Auntie Em played the piano! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5788 It's a big piano. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5789 Sorry, hon. I should've asked what socially distanced drop shipping really meant. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5790 Well, that’s certainly a grand finale. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5791 Can we trade that for sunshine and flowers? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5792 I heard rumours that Billy Joel was moving in. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5793 And that is how ,"(THE UNFINISHED SYMPHONY", got its name 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5794 Liberace never did like Kansas. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5795 So this is what they mean when they say the bringing down the house. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5796 Grand piano in the living room syndrome. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5797 Wow, good thing our broker signed us up for that Twelfth of Never premium! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5798 This is what normal when you play the Rach 2. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5799 On second thought, you can just go ahead and keep the casserole dish. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5800 I have a feeling we’re not in Limclon Center anymore, Toto. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5801 Oh my God ! The Steinways are going to go out of their minds with jealousy!. I can't wait to play Amazing Grace ! Perhaps a mini serious 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5802 Yo Yo Ma in the House,yo 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5803 Yep, another Amazon drone delivery mishap. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5804 Break it again, Sam. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5805 That's what I call a smash hit! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5806 I told you to take up the flute. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5807 Guess the housing market ended on a high note this month. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5808 I knew Spirit Airlines Sky-bar was a bad idea. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5809 The Amazon drone could have at least set it down nicely! 1.1447 0.03353 76 66 10 0
5810 When things fall apart, the center holds no more 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5811 'A Chopin's Nocturne,' they say. But just wait for Vivaldi's Four Seasons. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5812 Seems about right 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5813 Well at least I didn’t get the corona virus 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5814 Welp... who wants ice cream for dinner? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5815 I just wish he'd drop a note by sms instead 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5816 I told them that they should not go with the Grand. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5817 So that’s what a category ? tornado is. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5818 I told you the doorway was too narrow. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
5819 What? Pete Townshend is taking lessons? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
5820 parlor grand. (n.d.) In Urban Dictionary: the height between the roof & basement. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5821 OK, OK, we should have gone with the upright. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5822 This will kill the luxury flight concert business. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5823 Thank God it wasn't an accordion! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5824 Fuckin' movers. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5825 Maybe we should have gotten the baby grand instead 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5826 On the plus side, I've always been a music lover. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
5827 I've heard of a base drop but this is ridiculous 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5828 The maestro refuses to play a concert without it. Hard cheese for us, but what a stroke of luck for his understudy! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5829 It started as a spinet, but it wanted to be grand. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5830 It’s definitely a flat 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5831 Somehow, I got a whole other impression when you said that you got a house for your Grand! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5832 Remind me - when does she go back to school ? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5833 Not what I expected when I heard she was on a whirlwind tour this year. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5834 Evidently they were flying it out to the Liberace Museum. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5835 Pianos aren’t usually such smash hits 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5836 Fortissimo 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5837 And all this time I thought it was a famous waterfall in Arizona. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5838 Who knew a piano could fly? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5839 Grand cleft hovel, indeed 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5840 Tornados are strong, but I thought the neighbors had a spinet piano. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5841 Ant vs maze 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5842 I know you had trouble with the keys 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5843 Honey, next time don’t choose drone delivery 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5844 %$#@#! Now we have to pay to get the piano tuned? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5845 It’s the size of the damn thing that I can’t explain. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5846 Is it a Steinway or a Baldwin? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5847 A fine time to forget your keys.... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5848 88 keys unlock piano student's revenge 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5849 We needed some extra keys, but this is ridiculous! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5850 Well, the movers were pretty clear there would be a stiff penalty if we weren’t home when they arrived to deliver it. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5851 I found out the homeowners insurance does not cover “an act of a piano”. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5852 Not so unusual You do remember who is president? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5853 I'm really beginning to think I'm jinxed. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5854 No, what I said was, “Go big OR go home.” 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5855 Grands these days! Just too big for their houses. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5856 So much for timely Air Freight delivery!” 1.1429 0.01307 77 69 8 0
5857 That's about right. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5858 You were right. The house IS too small. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5859 It was a virtuoso concerto and luckily the family was in attendance when it happened. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5860 They said climate change would bring more severe storms,but that never really struck a chord with me until now. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5861 I told you not to have a giant grand piano express delivered by drone, but no you had to have it today... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5862 Normally, it rains cats and dogs but this time it was only the piano. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5863 She told me they were expecting a baby, but she didn't mention the size! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5864 You know, this really gives life to the musical direction “con brio”. 1.1429 0.03563 77 67 10 0
5865 What in the world! A huge piano hits our house from the skies!!?? 1.1429 0.03314 77 67 10 0
5866 SHE DID! Billy and Ray were right! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5867 Well, at least the keys opened the door. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5868 So, a great performance really can bring down the house. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5869 As a work of architecture, let alone a piece of musicianship, it’s just so perfectly 2020. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5870 I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5871 Ah the good old days... 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5872 Lucky for us it was only a baby grand. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5873 What phone update do I need to install to keep my music from crashing? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5874 What happened to its piano-chute? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5875 : “They say it’s a meteor that fell from Planet Mozart.” 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5876 den nya flygeln på huset blev bra!" #onlyfuninswedis 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5877 Well, they did promise a show like no other... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5878 I wish the HOA would go back to sending passive aggressive letters instead. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5879 I thought the keys were supposed to be under the welcome mat. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5880 Do you think Carnegie Hall will want it back? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5881 Huh. I thought this was only a city problem. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5882 The baby and the bathwater are under there somewhere. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5883 Like I said: “What goes up must come down...” 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5884 Somebody doesn't know the difference between pianissimo and pianoforte. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5885 “Yeah, two of the Macy’s Parade balloons got away. They’re still looking for Elton John.” 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5886 What have I told you about leaving the keys in the door? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5887 I said that if you couldn't B#, we'd have to settle for Ab. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
5888 'Modern design never was his ffforte' 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5889 I KNEW we should have supersized Amazon's Prime Air drone delivery service! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5890 I guess that when a tornado comes, we live a little too close to the Liberace Museum. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5891 "You tempt the fates if you text 'C sharp or B flat' too many times. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5892 It’ll probably need to be tuned. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5893 This is no Grand, baby! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5894 So, we agree? The next door will be painted navy blue. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5895 It's Elton's latest Las Vegas residency, "The Million Dollar Insurance Settlement" Tour. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5896 It IS a grand finale. The only problem is with encores. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5897 I guess I should've forwarded that email. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5898 Halfway down the beanstalk, Jack lost his grip. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5899 Huh. I thought a different G.O.P. was going to come crashing down this year. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5900 I wonder who owned the piano before the hurricane" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5901 I'll bet it belongs to the giant over on Elm? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5902 I don't see what's so grand about it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5903 Well, Honey you see, It's like this. Pianos, especially of the Grand Variety have been known to fall, as it were, spontaneously from the sky . You heard of rains of fish or frogs,right? Honey, this is just like that, trust me. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5904 Dream, meet reality. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5905 'So much for Amazon's same-day drone service.' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5906 These Amazon drone deliveries aren’t ready yet for prime time! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5907 Looks like it is a loss x2!! we can't play the piano, and we don't have a place to live!! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5908 Should we see if it looks better in the den? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5909 Classy. I'll buy it. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5910 Brought the house down with that audition !! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5911 That's the last time I order from the Acme Corporation. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5912 I don't know. I guess a harp would be just as bad." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5913 Oh my goodness, which bird laid this big egg? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5914 Class A property this... Class A-sharp-minor! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5915 Maybe I misheard “grandiose.” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5916 I'd like to see the plane it fell out of. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5917 The evening breeze caressed the trees...what did you say 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5918 We should call it "2020 in A flat." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5919 maestro took bringing down the house a bit too far 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5920 They said they were looking for a home for the old piano... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5921 At least now we know how much a Steinway weighs. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5922 Looks like it brought down the house...... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5923 Wow?!? SpaceForce is losing it, too!" J K Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5924 Huh. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5925 They're so hard to keep in tune. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5926 I thought you said you'd paid the piper. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5927 Hmm...I still think we can make it fit. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5928 So our super grand piano from Costco arrived 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5929 The cable broke. The drone was fine. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5930 We're not in the Recital Hall anymore Toto! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5931 Oh, they delivered our GRAND piano! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5932 Did Hendrix play piano, too 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5933 Ain't that grand? The piano brought down the house. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5934 Jack must have climbed up the bean stock again 1.1351 0.03508 74 65 9 0
5935 I told you I heard the third movement of Chopin’s Sonata No. 2 last night! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5936 I guess the giant didn't like Jack's piano playing. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5937 I thought it was to arrive on November 2nd. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5938 Apparently Dorothy brought more tha Toto with her. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5939 The difference, dear, is that Dumbo had two ears, but the piano was unbalanced with only one lid. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5940 The guy at the store DID say it could bring the house down. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5941 I just hate when Liberace gets angry. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5942 So much for keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5943 this one strikes a chord with you? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5944 That’s what I call a crescendo! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5945 Couple of snags still to be worked out in drone delivery,eh? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5946 Should have been a wind instrument. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5947 Black pianos matter. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5948 I thought they used only harps! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5949 This was one time I would have preferred an electric keyboard to a Grand Steinway. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5950 Poor man; just out of the coal business and now he's a flat miner. 1.1351 0.05552 74 68 2 4
5951 Why didn't they try the front door first? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5952 Guess I shouldn't have told them to drop it off. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5953 Sure it’s a fixer upper, but we’ll be right by the Keys. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5954 So much for drone deliveries. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5955 Yes you 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5956 Oh no! The top three keys are damaged! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5957 We warned him that Wagner could be too heavy. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5958 It's a performance that always brings the house down 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5959 Well, how was I supposed to know they were delivering by drone? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5960 At least a set of extra keys are included. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5961 The Wicked Witch finally got her revenge on the house that fell on her sister. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5962 Do you think insurance covers crescendos? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5963 Now that's Rock n' Roll! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5964 Liliput inhabitants unduly affected by Sally’s decision not to continue with piano lessons. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5965 Charlie Barker told me it was the loudest C Flat he ever heard. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5966 It looks like God misunderstood you're prayer last night and thought you had prayed for a giant-size pianist. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5967 Wow,the show really did bring the house down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5968 I told you that we shouldn't trust student movers with anything nice. 1.1351 0.02214 74 66 8 0
5969 I found the keys. 1.1351 0.03508 74 65 9 0
5970 Setback for drone delivery, eh? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5971 It's so sad when such passion outgrows someone's ability to control their own environment 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5972 'I didn't expect another Grand on the asking price!' 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5973 Call the piano tuner. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5974 Now that's moving music. 1.1351 0.03763 74 66 7 1
5975 I guess the piano man didn't want to sing me a song. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5976 It’s A major relief we weren’t home. We could B-flat. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5977 I think I’m going to find a new realtor. You’re just out of tune with my needs. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5978 His recital brought the house down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5979 I guess its true about the domestic trebles coming down from paradise. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5980 Fixer-uppers of the Toontown foreclosure market 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5981 On the bright side, we have an extra set of keys 1.1351 0.04001 74 66 7 1
5982 I told you it needed tuning 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5983 They should never have put it on the second floor. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5984 When I saw it in the store I really thought it would fit. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5985 Well, maybe I should have calculated better. I took the roof off because I knew it wouldn't fit through the door, but who would think the Crane would drop it? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5986 Now there's a tune that should have never been played! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5987 I'm so relieved; I thought they said they had a new grand baby. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5988 Ain't it grand? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5989 Serves me right for having written that piece in B-Flat. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5990 It's a shame I left my phone inside. I could be trending. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5991 Remember, Hon, it was Your idea to put the grand piano in the attic. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5992 It looks like Liszt Took flight! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5993 Do you think that slid out of a luxury super-jumbo Airbus at 35,000 feet? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5994 Next time I will believe the weather report. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5995 I thought it would fit and they are just so hard to move 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5996 Idiot! I TOLD you to double check those measurements BEFORE the movers arrived! I thought "DROP IN FEE" meant something else. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5997 Wow, that sure brought the house down! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5998 Opus 2020! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5999 Da, Da, Da Da 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6000 I'd say large more than grand. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6001 That performance sure brought down the house! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6002 Amazon coordinates were a little off. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6003 And I thought the sharknado was bad. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6004 Fuck Billy Joel! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6005 As a pianist he really knows how to bring down the house. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6006 Shouldn't have ordered it from Acme. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6007 All I said was please come and tune my piano. I said it nicely. Joan Jansen 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6008 Just when you thought home school couldn’t get any worse. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6009 We overinflated it! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6010 The good news is shipping was free. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6011 The irony in all of this. is that I've been asking Santa for a piano for Christmas since I was ten. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6012 As you can see, there’s more than harps up there! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6013 Obviously someone used the wrong key. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6014 Needless to say, the performance brought down the house. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6015 I applaud the USPS for trying to modernize, but they still have a few kinks to work out with their new drone airmail service. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6016 The unboxing didn't go quite the way I'd planned. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6017 Maybe drone delivery needs a little work 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6018 Those silent movies finally makes sense 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6019 She said she was taking too many classes, so I told her she should drop piano. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6020 Well, I guess climate change is real after all. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6021 Chopin’s comet eh? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6022 He wouldn't stop singing 'Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6023 I told you getting it in through the attic window was a mistake. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6024 George and Mary carefully considered if they were this desperate to move out of the city. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6025 I thought UFO's were shaped like saucers! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6026 I just wish we'd had more time together. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6027 This is not what I meant when I said 'minor renovations'. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6028 Looks like Mr. Coyote is back. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6029 This weather is Looney Toons. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6030 Consider it 2020's magnum opus. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6031 First, I heard, 'Fee-fi-fo-fum! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6032 I thought "Giant Airline Shakeup" was just a headline. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6033 I'll check if our insurance covers 'grand scale disasters'. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6034 I'd like to speak with the Pianist. He really brought down the house." 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6035 I believe it's a piano concerto for split level. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6036 I guess they needed a stronger beanstalk. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6037 I'll look again dear, but I'm pretty sure our policy excludes "Pianados." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6038 Well, he did say his etude would bring the house down. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6039 That's a resting B-flat. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6040 I knew we shouldn't have taken in that hurt coyote to nurse back to health. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6041 So.. it's nine a clock on a Saturday somewhere? Because the piano man's back. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6042 Well, that’s a disaster on a grand scale. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6043 Oh well. It was really to big for the living room anyway. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6044 See? We just needed to take the door off to get it in. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6045 Looks like Poland’s Chopin I space lab project needs some fine tuning. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6046 My heart beat like a hammer While pianos fell on Alabama last night! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6047 the last time he brought down the house it was at Carnegie Hall... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6048 Drone delivery still has some problems. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6049 I'm starting to think "grand" and "grande" aren't the same thing. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6050 I have to tell you, that’s not a typical upright Grand Piano 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6051 We probably should have bought the one from Ikea. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6052 Was that A-flat? 1.1351 0.03234 74 65 9 0
6053 Liberace’s Pissed! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6054 And you said buying big piano insurance was a dumb idea. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6055 Drone delivery still has a few bugs to work out 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6056 He told me he was trying out for America's Got Talent. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6057 Now you can get it for a song. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6058 ...what happens when you leave an ingrown piano untreated.” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6059 It wouldn't have fit in the living room anyway. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6060 you have to admit that Crescendo really brought the house down 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6061 The Thompson’s always wanted to brag about how artsy they are. You think we’ll miss them? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6062 I always dreamed about a house in the keys, but I didn't consider that might mean the grand came in. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6063 There's a Big Band somewhere missing it's piano. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6064 It's my fault. I told the kids to play outside. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6065 They should have asked for a Steinway. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6066 He did say that she was buying a "Steinway to Heaven" 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6067 Never ask a Pianist to bring down the house! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6068 This is why I wanted to an insurance rider for damages caused by cartoon cliches. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6069 Guess they cancelled the "piano man's" concert. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6070 I told you that pianist would bring the house down one day. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6071 And as you can see, this property has a grand piano in the entry way! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6072 His rendition of WHO'S SORRY NOW brought it down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6073 Think it'll be covered or considered an act of God? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6074 I guess drones don't work for every delivery! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6075 Now that's what I call a deconstructed eighth note. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6076 I told you we should've bought a Baby Grand! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6077 Looks like we got the neighbor's mail again. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6078 I'm okay with flying Elvis's but this Jerry Lee Lewis thing is just not a good idea. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6079 Do you still think that getting it delivered by helicopter was a good idea? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6080 I didn’t know they made XXGrand pianos. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6081 Not that it matters much, but I did think that Typhoon Fortissimo was a dumb name. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6082 That’s gonna be some grand total. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6083 I wish they'd told us it would be delivered by drone. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6084 Go# Da&n Amazon Drones! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6085 You’ve always said you wanted to learn to play the piano. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6086 Their architect promised iconic, but do you think it meets the new energy codes? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6087 I demanded he drop the keys off the next time he was in the neighborhood. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6088 You were right again, dear. We shouldn’t have moved next to the Liberace Museum. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6089 It’s how the Beatles got that last note for A Day In The Life 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6090 Did I tell you how sorry I am your mother couldn’t visit, Martha? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6091 I thought you were telling me that the PIANO was flat. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6092 88 keys...52 white...36 black...3 pedals...that is when...the world will end... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6093 At least he finally got to play to a full house. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6094 I always preferred the flair and showmanship of Liberace to the style and flamboyancy of Elton John. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6095 Amazon’s new drone delivery service has a few kinks to iron out! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6096 That's Arthur's house. The French soldiers ran out of cows and the Trojan Rabbit. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6097 The irony is I really thought this would be a good time for the kids to pick up a musical instrument. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6098 No, I didn’t get the insurance rider, and no, I don’t want to talk about it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6099 I see the local hooligans have branched out from keying cars... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6100 They weren't kidding when they said his concert brought down the house. 1.1351 0.03763 74 66 7 1
6101 It’s a great area, though 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6102 Kansas, I have a feeling we're not in toto anymore. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6103 I thought the saying was, If pigs could fly..." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6104 Sorry, I checked "drone delivery" by mistake... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6105 I knew planting that beanstalk was a bad idea. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6106 On a scale, this is considered Major damage. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6107 It was that damned 89th key! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6108 Well, looks like Satan broke onto Heaven again. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6109 I guess he really meant it when he said he wanted a drum kit. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6110 I said overture, not over there. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6111 That's what you get for using a bargain demo company! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6112 Keeping it classy, 2020! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6113 The piano has been drinking! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6114 Now I see why Chopin only had a minute to finish his waltz! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6115 Repairing that house is going to cost at least a Grand. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6116 That's not what I meant when I said B-flat. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6117 I thought this just happened in animated cartoons. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6118 Maybe his last high note was a little too high! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6119 Well, there's an etude for the actuarials to contemplate. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6120 Let's list this as 2BR 2BA starter ranch for music lovers, featuring 88 front door keys. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6121 Yeah, they're still working out the bugs in the drone delivery system. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6122 that's the problem with being Lilliputian, Elaine, our home owner's insurance just doesn't cover stuff like this 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6123 I’ll give you 88-to-1 that didn’t come from around here ... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6124 No, I’m pretty sure that was B flat. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6125 Act of Wolfgang” So our insurance won’t be covering this 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6126 Didn't have this in mind when the neighbors said the music was "bringing down the house." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6127 I told you letting Jack come to stay was a bad idea. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6128 Perhaps Mr Banner piano just isn't your instrument. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6129 That’s the last time I order a piano from Amazon 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6130 Looks like the derecho hit the Gulliver farm, too. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6131 WOW what a performance! He really brought down the house. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6132 I prayed for music to fall from the heavens, but I should have been more specific. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6133 All I asked for was another set of keys. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6134 It will buff out with some Carnuba wax. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6135 Honey, you remember to renew the house insurance, right? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6136 I should have trusted my gut feeling about drone delivery 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6137 A minor inconvenience 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6138 The drone delivery service may have a few kinks to be worked out. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6139 This isn’t the delivery I meant when I said “Just leave it on the doorstep.” 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6140 ‘This week a piano ,next week an asteroid ,and we didn’t have enough going on ?’ 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6141 mmm maybe we shouldn’t have gone with the drop ship option... 1.1351 0.03508 74 66 8 0
6142 To be honest it sounded a little flat 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6143 I guess our neighbor's son's piano lessons were free since they were 'on the house' 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6144 Think of it as an incomplete symphony 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6145 It was a risk moving in next door. His glissando is famous for bring the house down 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6146 Not so grand now, are ya. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6147 Must be that Steinway MAX” 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6148 Okay, so I shouldn't have opted for curbside delivery, but it is--was--fully assembled! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6149 Those glasses from the RNC really work! I had thought this was a brush fire brought on by drought and global warming. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6150 What bad luck. I just had the piano tuned! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6151 Its an artists rendition of chopsticks 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6152 The piano oncert was so spectacular, they they brought down the house. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6153 So much for leaving the city. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6154 I guess these folks will be playing a different tune! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6155 Wow! That must have been some delivery drone. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6156 Its a great design, but a few neighbors already complained. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6157 A Category 6. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6158 It must have been a good song. It brought the house down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6159 Delivery-by-drone still has some kinks to be worked out. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6160 Do you think I should have opted for a baby grand? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6161 It's a posthumous composition by John Cage. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6162 Hmm...Maybe drone delivery isn't all it's cracked up to be" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6163 So I DID hear correctly: A flat diminished next door. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6164 Oops, I guess I can throw a piano farther than I thought. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6165 Alexa heard 'orage' on 'Liszt.' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6166 I told you the piano was too big to fit in the front room. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6167 Well, it's eventually a good time to learn a new skill. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6168 I knew Rachmaninov was a big guy, but I figured he played the same sized piano as everybody else. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6169 And you said the piano was a grand idea 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6170 Yep...seems about right for August 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6171 told you Steinweg means Stoneway 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6172 Don’t worry, honey, looks like our piano is just too fed up. I’m sure it’ll shrink back if we turn off the news once in a while. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6173 At least it’s not an anvil this time. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6174 On the bright side, black and white is very on trend this year. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6175 I didn’t know this home had a large pianist. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6176 'Guess this is our eviction notice for 2020.' 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6177 The recession really hit us hard 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6178 Yeah but it’s a dry piano 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6179 House keys in 2020. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6180 Honey, we underestimated a bit when we decided to order the venti grand piano." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6181 I think they took it literally when we asked them to leave the keys in the garage. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6182 It’s time to tuna fish! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6183 hopefully my ensurance covers metaphores 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6184 That’s the thing with too grand-pianos. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6185 Maybe if we rotate it just a little bit to the right, it will fit 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6186 I know, but it was "contactless" delivery. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6187 Too much digital will kill our music 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6188 Told you we needed to soundproof the house! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6189 On the grand scale of things, this is pretty bad 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6190 You sure you didn’t just read the Airbnb description? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6191 keysmashing, but on a grand scale 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6192 It said regular size online 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6193 Beethoven was warned not to take advice from The Who 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6194 -What a lousy service! I expressly ordered it in white... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6195 Does this still count as a first world problem?... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6196 Well, Jane, the realtor did mention the house had a piano 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6197 Liberace has had it with 'this' White house. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6198 We didn’t need that many extra house keys 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6199 We need more of those pills. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6200 When the beat drops! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6201 Unfortunate. Construction isn’t really my forte. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6202 I love the open concept, but we might want to redo the kitchen 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6203 Killer tunes. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6204 It fell from that beanstalk the neighbor kid planted. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6205 For half a million you'd think they'd throw in the piano. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6206 The imagination can run as big as we want, reality is what really matters. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6207 So this is how I die. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6208 Honey, I promise, I didn’t realize this is what they meant by ‘grand 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6209 this is not what I had in mind when I said 'I wanted to live closer to the Keys'. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6210 Isn't life grand?" "No, baby. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6211 ‘When you said God would be a great pianist he clearly heard you wrong’ 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6212 - You said it's just a little stormy. + Yeah. Weather the storm. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6213 they really do take demolition to a new level 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6214 Nothing like a grand entrance 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6215 Drone delivery has its limits. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6216 Maybe a little more to the left. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6217 I ordered the extra grand version. Too much? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6218 I think I underestimated exactly how grand it’d be. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6219 Amazon kept asking "what can a drone lift?" but never "what should a drone lift?". 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6220 Hmm. Maybe we should put the piano back where it was. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6221 When I heard she was practising ‘descending scales’, I didn’t see this coming 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6222 these are NOT the Florida Keys i imagined in the hurricane 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6223 Looks like the construction workers were too keyed up. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6224 Is that one size up from a concert grand? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6225 Kind of a different spin on chopsticks 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6226 This week on Grand Designs 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6227 You HAD to demand an encore, didn’t you. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6228 I miss when it just rained cats and dogs. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6229 Hmmm... I thought the piano falling onto the house catastrophe was supposed to happen later in 2020 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6230 Climate change is really getting out of hand. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6231 'It's a bit grand don't you think?' 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6232 You always wanted a Steinway. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6233 Pierre montblanc a renowned concert pianist said to be so good he regularly brought the house down. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6234 Well they did guarantee to cure the problem of possums in the roof space. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6235 Well they were calling for scattered Steinways. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6236 I thought you were waiting for a SHOE to drop... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6237 Well It is a Grand piano 1.1333 0.03466 75 66 9 0
6238 I think he took cluster chords to a whole new level 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6239 I told him that wasn't a load-bearing wall. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6240 So we live near a giant bean stalk, you said. Maybe a golden egg will fall in the yard, you said. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6241 It's a fixer-upper. 1.1333 0.03195 75 66 9 0
6242 I read that Lang Lang’s enthusiasm for the Romantics has dwindled since his injury. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6243 You ordered it from a catalog? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6244 Well actually, I shouted "forte"...not "pianoforte!" 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6245 Looks like they weren’t kidding about Hurricane Elton’s home-wrecking fury. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6246 The bottom note on the keyboard should be A, not C. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6247 I thought God played a harp. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6248 Moderating Modernity?! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6249 Well this wasn’t on my Bingo card. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6250 So much for the Music of the Spheres 1.1333 0.01342 75 69 6 0
6251 Let's revisit our decision to join the Amazon Prime drone delivery beta program. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6252 Curse you, Bosendörfer Bandit! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6253 It’s a genuine Steinway 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6254 With all those keys, you would have thought you just open the front door. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6255 Now, that’s a piano that brought down the house. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6256 Oooh . . .THAT's where I put my keys! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6257 Your playing really brought down the house! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6258 This is the last straw. Fuck the Avant-garde. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6259 I wonder how Godzilla's piano lessons are coming along. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6260 Maybe we should've stuck with the fiddler. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6261 Do you suppose the wicked witch finally got to her coda? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6262 This gives new meaning to turn on, tune in, and drop out, doesn't it? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6263 Her playing just brought down the house. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6264 Beethoven’s piano concerto always brings down down the house. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6265 Unfortunately, we're only covered for damage by upright pianos, not grand pianos. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6266 The coda is a little rough. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6267 Does our insurance cover acts of Bach? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6268 All is not pitch-perfect in heaven, I gues. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6269 So much for Amazon's drone deliveries. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6270 Gee ... 2020 possibly COULD get weirder. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6271 Liszt is just too heavy. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6272 I told him to play something light. He should have listened. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6273 I guess your mother made it heaven after all 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6274 Good thing we play the violin honey. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6275 Well Joe, that's the last time I teach you to play "He's not heavy, he's my brother" 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6276 Guess there drone delivery service has some kinks to work out 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6277 I once had a kazoo hit me when I was dusting a high shelf. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6278 I'd always thought of the Music of the Spheres as an abstract concept. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6279 Delivery by drone is not what it's cracked up to be! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6280 Another flyover attack by the culture warriors. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6281 A day in the life 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6282 Who said, what are the odds, and then didn't add the coverage? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6283 See, I told you that's how The Beatles got the intro cord for Hard Day's Night. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6284 They must have been playing Biden’s theme song when Air Force One flew over 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6285 It was actually a lot smaller until media got a hold of it. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6286 That was major! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6287 I think the rehearsal went well, don't you? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6288 What happened to pennies from heaven? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6289 Maybe we should have tried the back door. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6290 This house B flat out smashed! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6291 Dammit! I told them to be careful! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6292 I didn't think planes still had piano bars. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6293 I thought that last concerto was a bit heavy handed. 1.1333 0.03195 75 66 9 0
6294 When I said I wanted a grand opening, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6295 Yeah, they dropped off the keys to our little fixer-upper earlier today. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6296 Well the agent did say the keys were outside. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6297 You must admit the crescendo was beyond repair, 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6298 The piano man really brings down the house. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6299 Hope Santa has good liability insurance. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6300 Some tornado! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6301 When this guy plays he REALLY brings the house down. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6302 Can you believe that? The front door got knocked clean off the hinges. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6303 Maybe I should've opted for the baby grand. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6304 That’s one way to leave a note. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6305 Ok honey I’ll admit I screwed up the measurements, but tell me that won’t match the new paint in the living room 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6306 Well, I guess God had a bad practice session today... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6307 You *had* to get expedited delivery 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6308 There’s so much dischord in the air these days! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6309 Like a good neighbor, State Farm is” “No, Greg. 1.1333 0.03195 75 66 9 0
6310 Wasn't this on 'Grand Designs'? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6311 The listing did say ‘close to cultural activities.’ 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6312 The elephants have retaliated. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6313 Wow, they really captured 2020 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6314 I think this is the universe telling us to drop everything and to really go for it with our music" 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6315 The delivery drone mistakenly gave us one of Elton John’s packages again today. 1.1333 0.03717 75 67 7 1
6316 Grandstanding really is problematic, eh?? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6317 You did say you wanted a GRAND piano. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6318 It just needs some fine tuning 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6319 Quite a crescendo when it landed. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6320 Drop it like it's Bach" "Karl!! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6321 From my experience, I'm more surprised it didn't turn our house into an accordion. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6322 Okay, drone delivery needs some fine tuning. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6323 I thought the tune was "Rain drops keep falling on my head" NOT "A Piano just fell on my home". 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6324 I guess we shouldn't have requested drone delivery. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6325 It ended on E flat. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6326 They sent us the wrong key again. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6327 If only it were a baby grand, we might have been able to rebuild. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6328 The recital wasn't THAT bad.. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6329 So that's where I left my keys. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6330 Next time, don't use Amazon's Prime Air Delivery drone 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6331 This is the last time I ask him to throw the keys 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6332 They call that "piano forte." 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6333 They said it was an Opus 5 hurricane. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6334 I'm not clapping. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6335 Ah’ That explains Don from next door yelling ‘timber’ at the top of his lungs. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6336 I guess he didn't like the beans or the lessons... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6337 Talk about bringing down the house, Bravo! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6338 Too many notes. 1.1268 0.02787 71 65 5 1
6339 Believe me. I just ordered a miniature piano for display and it was also eligible for drone delivery. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6340 I guess we should have gone with the apartment size model. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6341 The realtor did say it was a grand. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6342 That's what comes of refusing to face the music. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6343 ' Drop all deliveries at front door', you told them! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6344 Man plans, God plays. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6345 Lang Lang is back. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6346 It’s me, the bargain boys! Come round your neighbourhood get some bargs. This one... It’s a bargem. For you, $4 hunge. Free! It’s free. $4 hunge. $7 hunge. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6347 You said to put it on the roof. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6348 ...and then I heard 'meep meep' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6349 Gee, major destruction is putting it lightly 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6350 There was simply too much piano for that tiny house." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6351 This is why most of them use harps. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6352 Well, ain’t that just grand! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6353 Honey, I told you to get that warranty on the Steinway. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6354 Just one more reason not to buy next to area 51. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6355 Might be his last concert, but on a positive note, he really brought the house down. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6356 I just hope a giant Liberace isn't next. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6357 She crushed that performance. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6358 Now that’s a finale! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6359 Told you shouldn’t have ordered it online! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6360 When I said," Throw me the keys" 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6361 They say we've never seen a tornado of grander scale... 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6362 It was either Van Cliburn or Liberace; neither one respected my talent. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6363 I told you not to buy the cheap Casio keyboard for the kids last Xmas. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6364 He was playing the Wayward Wind and then this happened. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6365 Wells, that's a grand disaster 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6366 It’s Gershwin telling us to move back to the Upper West Side” 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6367 I could have sworn that was going to fit. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6368 Now that's a really grand piano. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6369 Hmm, I think the piano needs a tune-up. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6370 Well, it's higher on MY list than that washer-dryer condo. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6371 Oh...Oh.....Elton is not going to like this! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6372 Amazon doesn’t have its drone delivery perfected. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6373 I wouldn't exactly call that Grand. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6374 Dammit honey! I told you we needed the grand-piano-falling-from-the-sky rider on the homeowner's policy. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6375 We'll be lucky if we can sell it for a song. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6376 Our future grandchildren will never believe this. And it's a Steinway! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6377 I don't remember Costco mentioning their drone delivery service. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6378 You’d think the man upstairs could afford better movers... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6379 its fake news 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6380 The piano finale brought the house down! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6381 I wonder if the sound board is still in one piece. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6382 You played the roof off. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6383 Must be one of Space X's deliveries. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6384 The Biggest Blockbuster hit of the decade. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6385 The howitzers in Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture backfired. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6386 I hate it when the neighbors don't clean up around their property. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6387 I thought “There’s music in the air” was just an expression. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6388 Pianomessimo 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6389 Looks like their “Grand” Opening with the autonomous aerial delivery system just “bombed!” 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6390 We are going to look back on this as an early challenge to drone delivery service 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6391 Who knew God played the piano? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6392 I hate my house and love giant pianos, so I’m glad that this happened. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6393 This could be minor or major, depending on how you look at it. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6394 Another drone delivery gone horribly wrong! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6395 Looks like a failed drone delivery. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6396 Melody, do you think we might snag a saxophone nearby? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6397 Looks like Horowitz is still playing Stars & Stripes Forever 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6398 When I said I wanted you to "bring the house down" with Bach, I didn't mean literally. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6399 How many fff were there? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6400 You're right. They are using drones to deliver everything. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6401 I told you we should have kept those old Liberace records your Mom gave us... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6402 Actually, this is the best thing that’s happened to me in 2020. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6403 Well, everyone said the Grand Old Party was going crash spectacularly at this year's convention. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6404 Could have sworn it was inches. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6405 She did say she brought the house down. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6406 Maybe i used my stimulus check a little too irresponsibly... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6407 Who had "Giant Baby Grands Demolish Home" on their 2020 bingo card? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6408 So this is demo day? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6409 Called improvisation. Not all versions of "Flying Home" are exactly the same. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6410 Etude, Hurricane Brutus? Etude? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6411 Or maybe your organ donor wasn't dead. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6412 That is one big piano. Yup. Pretty big piano, if you ask me. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6413 Here's hoping for a major lift. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6414 It´s a totally new approach! It will be great, believe me! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6415 Oddly, I was playing The X-Files Theme just before...THIS! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6416 If I said it once, I said it 1000 times: Toons like us need insurance for that. Tomorrow, there's a chance of safes AND coyotes. 1.1268 0.03715 71 64 6 1
6417 That's the last time I'll ever critcize Liberace- look out for the candelabra! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6418 I guess Gulliver forgot to tip the piano movers 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6419 Architecturally, it's a smash. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6420 And god said, 'Let there be plight' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6421 Of dear! We should have chosen the drone delivery instead of the drone drip off ! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6422 Well, it looks like they found that lost key they mentioned yesterday ... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6423 This totally puts Pete Townsend to shame. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6424 Go ahead. Ask it if it "is a good pitch or a bad pitch." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6425 I guess sometimes music really isn't God's gift to humanity. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6426 Gee, Dad - it was a Wurlitzer.. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6427 I told you that you’d be sorry if you took that tone with me! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6428 Watch out for falling pianos! 1.1268 0.01934 71 64 7 0
6429 I guess it not so grand after all. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6430 So much for Amazon's historic delivery of a baby grand piano by drones! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6431 He was told to drop it down a third 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6432 And you’re sure we didn’t get grand piano falling from the sky insurance? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6433 It sounds bad. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6434 So, I eyeballed the measurements. It was on sale. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6435 I’m convinced, that those Drone deliveries just don’t work! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6436 At least it was only a baby grand! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6437 I don't know. Is it called pianoforte or fortepiano? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6438 Not what I thought when they said the keys were inside" 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6439 Well, it still has most of its keys left. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6440 I’ll swear on a stack of Bibles... I only prayed for a Baby Grand. Guess that’s what they look like Up There. David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6441 When Vladimir Horowitz died, God promised him his personal Steinway grand 279503 in heaven, but this one had the wrong serial number. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6442 It’s been called a smash hit Off Off Off Broadway. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6443 One hell of an encore! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6444 pianoforte...tons 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6445 You’ve made your point — I need a hobby. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6446 I told you we should have let the lawyer handle the coyote’s eviction! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6447 Liberace, now you've done it. Enough with the tantrums. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6448 Well who’d a thought we’d need piano insurance! 1.1268 0.03977 71 64 6 1
6449 I should have paid the extra for Premium Delivery. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6450 At least now I'll know where to find my keys. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6451 Chopsticks gone bad? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6452 He never liked practicing his scales 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6453 Dear Granny, God rest her soul, will never let me forget how badly she wanted me to learn to play Amazing Grace. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6454 The gods of Astoria have spoken. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6455 Do you still have the piano tuner phone? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6456 I've heard of bringing down the house, but I've never actually seen it happen." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6457 What are the chances?! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6458 OK, so we lost the house but it was a classy way to go! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6459 I thought for sure it would fit. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6460 I told the delivery guys they might have trouble getting it in the house,but they were really determined. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6461 Told you it would fit. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6462 An Act of God. Our insurance agent will tell you--be more careful what you wish for. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6463 Lucky it was only a Baby Grand. 1.1268 0.03715 71 64 6 1
6464 You'd think Amazon's drone deliveries would have a better handle on its weight limits. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6465 The house that Steinway broke. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6466 This is the last time I‘m ordering with Drone delivery... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6467 One more example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6468 Elton always brings down the house! 1.1268 0.03127 71 63 8 0
6469 It’s grand 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6470 On a positive note, I've always wanted to learn to play! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6471 Oh my - a piano on steroids! Will concerto drug tests be next ? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6472 I lost my keys! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6473 Looks like Russia's Tchaikovsky space program isn't going so well. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6474 Shouldn't have asked Sam to play it again 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6475 Man, this is some old school Warner bro’s shit. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6476 Um, didn't we order the baby grand? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6477 That’s what you get for ordering Acme Prime 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6478 Ask not on whom the Steinway falls..... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6479 I told you it would never fit. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6480 Well you said, “if they only would come down a Grand...” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6481 Does our insurance cover this? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6482 Well, its not as bad as "Slaughter on Fifth Avenue" 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6483 With 88 keys, you would think it could have found another way in. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6484 That concerto sure brought down the house. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6485 I really want to play Beethoven's Fifth right here. It would be epic. Let's go get a ladder. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6486 I guess his music did ‘bring the house down’ in the end 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6487 Yep. Global Warming. Let the skeptics explain this one away! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6488 Thank god the piano alarms were working! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6489 I wish this could’ve ended on a lighter note... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6490 And with a magnificent crescendo, he brought down the house. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6491 It’s not as bad as it sounds. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6492 A very large piano has fallen from the skies and crushed a small suburban home. A couple, who may be presumed to be the owners of the house, look at it from the sidewalk. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6493 They said they would deliver for free. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6494 The rhythm is gonna getcha. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6495 I thought the realtor was joking about Billy Joel moving in 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6496 On the positive note: the piano was on sale (99% off), and the new Amazon drone delivery is indeed impressive: right in the living room! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6497 Where do you suppose the bench is? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6498 It's sure to make all the 11 o'clock news. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6499 Consequences 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6500 I told you drone delivery was a terrible idea! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6501 Just a couple more stairs to go. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6502 Dear God, the joke wasn't about your pianist! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6503 Just yesterday I heard him make a very unkind comment about Liberace. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6504 Yes, dear, so you warned me that Martha Argerich will bring down the house! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6505 Looks like they tried to use the wrong key! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6506 In hindsight, “spring” cleaning was easier than “fall” cleaning. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6507 There was a passing plane. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6508 I guess that your Road Runner is free to go now. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6509 I’m amazed it’s still upright. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6510 You don't need to say it, you "told me so.". Still, I think I have a way to make to work... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6511 I told you we should have settled for the baby grand. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6512 His scherzo brought down the house. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6513 They shouldn't have insisted on using the keys to get in. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6514 But we ordered a baby grand. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6515 Can't wait for the encore 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6516 Nobody told me there was music in the air. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6517 I TOLD you I didn’t think my music studio should be on the second floor! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6518 The Unfinished Symphony 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6519 When music giants screw up... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6520 All the pollsters said this couldn’t happen. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6521 Looks like Billy Joel broke up with another broad... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6522 Can we play "Pennies From Heaven"? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6523 We should have got a bigger house. Or a smaller piano. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6524 That’s grand standing on a level that even that Jones’ hadn’t stooped to before. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6525 Well that's an emphatic coda! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6526 It's still a better deal than a brownstone in Brooklyn 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6527 Not so bad, really it could be worse 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6528 Perhaps you’re right. I should have gotten the less grand 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6529 Well, they did say it was a fixer-upper... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6530 I think we need to call Richard Branson. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6531 How do you think that house sprung up from nowhere and ruined that lovely piano? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6532 Well, it's a called a 'grand' foyer. I thought it would fit. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6533 You don’t see that every day. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6534 The piano solo brought the house down. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6535 I guess Jesus is sick of tickling the ivories. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6536 Seen it, won't cover it. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6537 Another grand performance brings down the house. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6538 Well, one of those keys should get us in the door. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6539 I guess 'drone delivery' was the wrong choice" 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6540 He just couldn't carry a tune. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6541 Not sure, but I think Murray was using that as parachute! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6542 I knew something was up when the sellers said they’d throw in an extra grand. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6543 'Amazon Prime driver in a bit of a hurry I guess' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6544 I guess that's why they call it a pianoforte. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6545 No no, it’s a piano. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6546 We were lucky we weren’t inside, we’d B Flat 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6547 Fine, Carol, you were right. I should have tipped the delivery guy. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6548 I thought the day that music died was Feb 3 1971 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6549 Of course, I bought it sight unseen, but I did want to take up the piano someday. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6550 I told you we should have taken it in by the back door. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6551 That's grand. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6552 I guess I checked the wrong size on Amazon. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6553 He must have been practicing Serge Rachmaninov’s Prelude in C-sharp minor too literally. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6554 Sometimes there can be too much dissonance in modern music... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6555 Maybe we shouldn't have gone with the low-bid riggers... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6556 I told the movers, ‘a little to the right’ 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6557 The presentation was a little off-key, but other than that, it was fine! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6558 Well, you were right... It would have been way too big for the living room. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6559 Well, you said that an In-House Concert would be a Grand event! 1.1268 0.03715 71 64 6 1
6560 Well that’ll cost a grand 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6561 I know his stories are crazy, but Wiley did warn us not to order stuff from Acme 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6562 Yes! Upper right corner of my 2020 Bingo card -- check! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6563 Yes, blue ice would be worse, but still ... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6564 It was out of tune 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6565 Should have expected that after the anvil. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6566 Looks like "A flat majorly flattened." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6567 He always had a heavy left hand. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6568 Well, looks like Lang Lang brought down the house again! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6569 Quite a dramatic coda! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6570 Amazon really needs to work on their drone delivery. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6571 Looks like another Rachmaninov concert brought the house down. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6572 Mea culpa. When I ordered the super grand on Amazon, I didn't know it would be drone delivery. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6573 I guess it didn’t fit. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6574 I think I dropped my keys. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6575 Aimez-vous Brahms? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6576 No way that's a baby grand! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6577 Special delivery by USPS 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6578 They better rethink drone deliveries! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6579 No wonder they prefer harps up there. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6580 He said that number would bring the house down! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6581 I dunno, fixer-uppers aren't really my forte. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6582 That does it. No more Amazon drone deliveries. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6583 Well, there goes my theory that only clarinets were attuned to B-flat. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6584 2020. Mic drop. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6585 It's from Acme. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6586 The 88 Keys to a Smashing Existence 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6587 I knew I heard a crescendo ! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6588 I wish there were an easier way to face the music. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6589 They needed a music room. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6590 Drone delivery: a work in progress. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6591 I think that it is time to get a smaller piano. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6592 I made a mistake when I suggested a strong B-flat to bring down the house! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6593 The listing did say the house came with 88 keys. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6594 Culture war is hell. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6595 Stay tuned for the hit Netflix drama ‘Crash Landing on You’! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6596 I thought you meant it when you said I could have one as long as I found a way to suspend it from the ceiling. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6597 Well, the listing did read: 'A Haydn and Handyman special.' 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6598 Just because we can get Same-Day Drone Delivery doesn’t mean we should get Same-Day Drone Delivery. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6599 It's quite sad. She was playing the song BLOWING IN THE WIND. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6600 Finally, a finale that really brings the house down 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6601 I know I told you to bring the house down with your performance, but this isn't quite what I expected. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6602 Maybe we should have given her flute lessons instead.” 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6603 I told you, it’s “Pennies from heaven” not “Pianos from heaven”. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6604 A perfect example of drop-shipping gone wrong. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6605 Next time I'll believe you when you say I think I heard music. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6606 But the bench will give us extra seating for when we can have family gatherings again. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6607 YOU told them to just drop it off. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6608 I guess Elton John’s flyover concert didn’t end well. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6609 Very Beng Shui. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6610 Not sure I'd pay extra for drone delivery next time... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6611 Well, that's one way to break the house in 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6612 Billy wanted a synthesizer, god has spoken. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6613 Did the piano fall on the house, or the house on the piano? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6614 I think we have coyotes in the neighborhood 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6615 That was played a little flat 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6616 It's a shame, sure! But that Steinway tone and sustain are beyond compare. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6617 art basel's getting weirder 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6618 Wow, you weren’t kidding when you said you’d never seen one “of this scale.” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6619 I just bought pandemic insurance but I didn’t see this coming. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6620 I'm sorry, but it was the only way to make sure he doesn't touch A-minor again 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6621 I wonder where Beethoven landed. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6622 It’d almost have been better if he had started the fire. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6623 This is not what I meant by Opera House. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6624 I shouldn’t have made Road Runner jokes to Wille E. Coyote. So on brand for 2020. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6625 Can't believe that last night's dream came true." "Your dreamcatcher is worn out. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6626 Gulliver better pick up the bill 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6627 The new neighbors really like music 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6628 So, who's paying for it this time? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6629 A real Summer Banger. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6630 This will look great with the new open floorplan 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6631 Things are really out of tune. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6632 My specific prayer to kill that annoying dog came true. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6633 Told you the house was too small 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6634 The owners call it a masterpiece. They're in a hurry to sell though since right now they're homeless. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6635 Should probably practice our “scales” a little more, don’t you think? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6636 We know a thing or two, because we seen a thing or two." - Farmer's Insuranc 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6637 What 2020 looks like. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6638 And this brings homeownership to its crescendo. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6639 Well, this is the last time we’re hiring Acme corporation to do our house 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6640 Derecho moving service 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6641 Yep I think I overdid it on the 'grand entrance' idea 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6642 Oh Baby, Oh Baby...ouch! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6643 It happened in 2020, they never recovered 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6644 Well, they said to expect an “October Surprise....” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6645 I guess this is music for the end of the world. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6646 'I know you say I catastrophise, but this time I really do think God is out to get me!' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6647 They said it was a BABY grand. How was I supposed to know? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6648 You still trust drone delivery 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6649 Let's try again, but this time we do it your way and take the door off of its hinges. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6650 This is not what I had in mind when I said we should have a low-key Sunday 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6651 The tune I'm naming is 'The House That Steinway Destroyed'. 1.1250 0.05573 72 67 1 4
6652 What a riff! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6653 It is not an up Right. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6654 They say that music is made in heaven, but this is just too much. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6655 I was just dreaming about Beethoven's 5th. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6656 Jack and his dam beans! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6657 You had to say "fortissimo." 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6658 That WAS a priceless Steinway. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6659 Look dear, they played our tune. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6660 If it's an act of God, they'll find seven octaves of His fingerprints. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6661 Evidently heaven went electric. 1.1250 0.03088 72 64 8 0
6662 Now we know how the manage to do overnight delivery. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6663 You'ave to admit, this performance brought down the house. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6664 The Realtor says we don’t have to keep the piano 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6665 No, the rightmost pedal is the damper, not the sustain, that keeps pressing down on the doorbell. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6666 That was the last note! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6667 It's weird, because they had the keys. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6668 The Steinways have dropped the keys in, I see. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6669 Now I've seen it all - an open house and grand opening mashup. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6670 The real estate agent said providing extra keys might help clinch a sale! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6671 The teacher said 'bellisimo,' but somehow he heard 'fortissimo.' 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6672 We could open a piano bar. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6673 The wrong key is not the problem. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6674 Maybe we shouldn't have used an Amazon drone for delivery. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6675 I haven’t played in a while, but I’m sure I could hammer something out. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6676 Waiting you hear the second movement. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6677 So I had this falling out with a giant pianist. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6678 On the other hand, Honey, you've always wanted a piano. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6679 I'm guessing the drone had a military pilot. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6680 We used Trump Piano Transport. Who knew? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6681 Well, technically, I suppose a drone DID deliver it for free, but I ordered an organ... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6682 Call Steinway! 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6683 It’s still 2020 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6684 Bach Bach. Who's there? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6685 I guess our performance really brings down the house 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6686 In Jerry's never ending quest to one up his neighbor Hamilton, Figaro on the Roof became a complete disaster. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6687 Great. Of course it couldn't have been a baby grand or an upright. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6688 When he told me his concert brought the house down, I thought it was a metaphor. My bad. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6689 Molto forte doesn't even come close. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6690 Playing “Storm Brewing” in her first US piano recital, Laura brings down the house. https://youtu.be/7s0xyT3AXpY 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6691 Well, little Harpo had another tantrum. Maybe a different instrument would bring out his musical talent?" 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6692 I told them it wouldn't fit through the back window. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6693 It's demolitions by Debussy" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6694 Well, at least Washington is finally showing some pep and creativity with respect to wealth redistribution. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6695 Loves finishing with a crashendo. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6696 Geez. What I ordered was a LATTE grande . . . 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6697 He used to travel a lot giving concerts but since Covid he has become a house pianist. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6698 I'll play again. I saved the bench. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6699 The last piano really brought the whole house together... I can't say as much about this one. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6700 Yeah, it looks like the ole house had a grand mal piano. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
6701 Tell the Realtor it'll cost a lot more than a grand to fix up this 'starter home.' 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6702 It looks like the piano movers just gave up. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6703 At least the delivery was free. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6704 But where is my oboe? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6705 Isn't that the piano you broke? Looks like it came back for revenge. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6706 Looks like the MIT students didn’t appreciate their remote campus. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6707 I wonder if insurance will have a sense of humor about this. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6708 Must be baroque. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6709 yeah! someone said, 'and when pianos fly' 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6710 Air mail, you said? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6711 I’ve never seen Gershwind like that before 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6712 I think it should be a magic carpet 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6713 it's pandemic performance art 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6714 time flies quickly, it is better to avoid negative thoughts and focus on positive aspects of life by doing this we will achieve something good for ourselves and as well as for the society we live in 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6715 Well I guess my hands are on the small side after all. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6716 Do you think they will see the humor in their eviction notice? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6717 Is this what they call ‘learning the blues’? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6718 How to make a grand entrance in 2020. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6719 Well, it was bound to happen eventually 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6720 Do you think there’s a cartoon heaven? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6721 We need a better house for good to accommodate the black and white thingy, now don't we? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6722 I’m really glad we hired that piano mover. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6723 What a lovely addition to our house! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6724 Oh, Baby! Grand Mahler! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6725 Next time let's ask for ground delivery 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6726 If there's one thing the history of capitalism has taught us, it's that the proletariat have no power to stop evictions. The bourgeoisie, uhh, find a way. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6727 I knew we should have hired professional movers and not your brother and his buddies. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6728 Next time, let's not depend on air delivery. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6729 I'll take it! What are the odds of that happening again? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6730 Is this premium delivery ? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6731 Those high note keys were crucial to unlock the silence between two of us 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6732 They’re playing our song. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6733 Jan, a single tree in its maturity adds thousands to property value. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6734 You're misusing crescendo--in music it refers to the gradual increase in loudness, not the peak. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6735 Jeez, this neighborhood always has major scale issues. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6736 Let's see that fly get away THIS time. Yeah, but we finally nailed that pesky fly! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6737 Okay, it does strike an unwelcoming note... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6738 It was the second encore of "Whole lotta shakin" that brought down the house. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6739 Laura” (sigh 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6740 Maybe we should wait until the kid is actually born before we get the piano. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6741 Well, the listing did say there was space for a grand piano. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6742 Wait a second. I think I know how to get it in there now. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6743 I've always said drone deliveries could stand a bit more tweaking. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6744 I hear this was on its way to the Hank's residence. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6745 Told you it’d get angry if we kept avoiding getting it tuned. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6746 I told them to mind the key, it’s all in flat now... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6747 Fe fi fo fum ... Giant has finally Jack's house. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6748 It’a a new policy so that everyone will have ‘small hands’ 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6749 It’s the house of my dreams! 1.1233 0.03348 73 65 8 0
6750 Laura has big plans 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6751 We never should have taught Clifford how to play the piano. It doesn’t matter how many likes we get on Tik Tok 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6752 We wouldn't get it in any other way 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6753 ‘But I told them to drop IN WITH the piano after lunch.’ 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6754 Still a notoriously difficult piece of music. (nod to Steed) 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6755 How about taking up the flute? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6756 I think the insurance company would call this a Grand Slam. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6757 Definitely Baroque! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6758 I forgot to mention; Mr. Steinway said he would drop by. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6759 Home theater systems are getting more expensive than the homes 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6760 Da-da-da-daaaa! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6761 Avant-Garde or Abstract Expressionism? What do you think honey? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6762 Well, this is looney. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6763 The music will play on 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6764 With one that size, you have to watch it on the last big chord. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6765 I told you the piano is too big for this space. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6766 drone delivery, we just forget the size 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6767 Boy, that's one heck of a Grand Finale! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6768 ?Everytime it rains, it rains pianos from heaven?? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6769 I told you these tiny homes wouldn't work. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6770 This is what happens when you don't practice your scales. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6771 Well, it works when you move in Amsterdam. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6772 Why couldn't Katrina have taken piano lessons? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6773 I thought we ordered a grand piano, not a grande piano. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6774 Look like they are a big fan of house genre of music 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6775 I guess we should have called Death Wish. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6776 Did Laurel and Hardy deliver this? 1.1212 0.01550 66 60 6 0
6777 When you renewed our insurance, honey, you got the "giant piano falling from the sky" rider, right? Right...? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6778 I distinctly remember ordering a Baby Grand ! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6779 The second floor was your idea. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6780 Music IS my livelihood. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6781 You see, there ARE downsides to home delivery. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6782 I told you it was risky renting to guys named Moe, Larry and Shemp. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6783 It may need more than a tuning 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6784 Wow. They must not have renewed their subscription to theNew Yorker. . . 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6785 Well, there goes the "Harps Only" theory 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6786 No Henny, I said the "Steinway" is falling. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6787 Outdoor concerts are getting so dangerous! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6788 Even the piano is broken 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6789 I liked the Second Movement better. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6790 I still think I could play a pretty resplendent Clair de lune on it. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6791 I reckon we should have gotten a “baby” grand. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6792 Well, you have to admit, it is quite grand. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6793 Sure there was a wind symphony, but it was the piano solo that brought the house down. Randy Schiesser, La Crosse, Wisconsin 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6794 I just asked to have it tuned before delivery! Don't know why they "super-sized" the darn thing. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6795 I told you we would find space for it 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6796 Well, the house has good tones 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6797 It’s very well-priced for West Chester. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6798 We seem to have started out on a wrong note. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6799 The Covid 19 Etude in E Minor-- enjoy. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6800 Piano?: Forte! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6801 I told you I thought the scale was off. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6802 I hope its a Steinway! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6803 Say, do you think Billy Joel might come by? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6804 You think the Hulk was a little keyed up? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6805 I told Jack to leave that beanstalk alone. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6806 Would have expected a harp if it's an act of God. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6807 I had hoped to be raising the roof with my concerto in C minor 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6808 That's gonna cost us at least a grand. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6809 I think Jr. has given up the piano. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6810 I thought they said refrigerator-sized asteroid? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6811 Well, that's 2020 for you. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6812 Now that’s what I call Grand. 1.1176 0.03332 68 61 7 0
6813 That was quite a keynote speech at the RNC. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6814 I guess this is the old fashioned way of air dropping music. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6815 Usually, when there’s a piano falling from the sky, I’m right under it. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6816 Yes dear, The Bosendorfer always comes out on top. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6817 Fats Waller must of dropped it from up there. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6818 ...And to think- our new piano was in that little, air-tight, cardboard box. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6819 That was quite a fugue! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6820 Crescendo! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6821 That's the house we saw on "Grand Designs." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6822 It is too heavy for the Amazon delivery drone. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6823 It was just dropped off from Iowa. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6824 So much for the 1812 overture in August. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6825 I thought this was scheduled for October of 2020... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6826 That adds a sour note to my day. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6827 I told you not to take Liberace's name in vain! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6828 A contemporary music composer lived there..... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6829 That performance really brought the house down didn't it? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6830 Do you think they were playing Fly Me To The Moon when it took off? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6831 No, I don't think this has anything to do with the Harmonic Convergence of the Universe that your Aunt Shirley keeps talking about. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6832 They say he had a meteoric rise AND fall. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6833 That does it. Next time we’re not going to buy a house next to a magic beanstalk. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6834 When the guy said he’d drop the 88 grand by, I thought he meant something else... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6835 I knew we shouldn't order online! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6836 I asked for Classical architecture." 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6837 That's an overnight shipping nightmare if I ever saw one! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6838 Kong's version of the 1812 Overture was a zinger. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6839 They say it was the best Jerry Lee Lewis show ever. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6840 Well, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6841 That heavy lifter chopper needs stronger cables 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6842 I guess they canceled their gig up there. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6843 Thanks a lot, Stan. You too, Ollie. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6844 Yup. 2020 crashing down on us! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6845 Did you remember to sign Timmy's permission slip for band next semester ?" 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6846 Eighty-six keys? Maybe. But eighty-eight simply wasn’t going to cut it. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6847 You couldn’t just call a locksmith? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6848 Even heaven has too many of these. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6849 It was the crescendo 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6850 If we play this thing right the house could be ours for a song. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6851 I thought they retired all the 747's. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6852 Is this how they 'Drop a Song" ? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6853 We’re going to laugh about this when we think of something funny to say. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6854 I've heard of pennies from heaven but this seems ridiculous. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6855 You're right. The upright would have been a better fit . 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6856 Aye, the beat go off? 1.1176 0.02985 68 61 7 0
6857 I guess it won't fit. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6858 I told you, watch what you pray for. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6859 Well honey, you better start learning piano because I’m not. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6860 Jesus...a perfect C-major. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6861 Thanks, Obama 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6862 I knew that song was too downbeat 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6863 Well at least it wasn't a Tuba. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6864 I think we need a larger mail box. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6865 And here I thought it was only the 1812 Overture. 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
6866 The pianist must have been on a whirlwind tour. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6867 Well, isn’t this just grand... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6868 Well, THAT'S going to need tuning. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6869 -- Do we still have the number of that tuner guy...? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6870 I thought that they could save Elton John's house 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6871 Now, that's a big drone. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6872 For the Jones's, the storm symbolized profound discord. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6873 What a fulsome piano. 1.1176 0.02985 68 61 7 0
6874 « But it sparked joy. » 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6875 Looks like he’s got a smash hit.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6876 ... I TOLD you that God wouldn't like us saying that 'ALL keys matter!' 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6877 Your mother was devastated when you told her you did not want to learn how to play piano. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6878 Musta dropped a grand on the roof alone. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6879 Still sorry we added that acts-of-Liberace's-ghost rider? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6880 A lot of people will give them to you for free if you pay the movers. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6881 Guess we need a bigger house for our grand piano. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6882 I didn't realize Jimmy would take me literally when I told him to practice so he could blow the roof off at his next concert. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6883 They warned us everything is just bigger in Texas 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6884 I told you not to feed the piano anymore. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6885 I told Betty it wouldn't be a good idea to put it in the attic space. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6886 Well, the forecast did call for chance of pianos. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6887 With 88 keys this will be a real secure house! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6888 They said his performance brought down the house. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6889 I told him, you can't move a grand piano on a Cessna... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6890 I'm not surprised, everything can happen because it's 2020. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6891 Oh...SQUARE feet. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6892 I’m feeling a little Gershwin “Someone to Watch Over Me” here. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6893 Whose grand idea was that? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6894 I hate drone shipping. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6895 I told that dang aardvark of ours that there HAD to be a catch with "free delivery." And, you really could stand 6 feet away. Say, where is that aardvark, anyway? Oh, that's him in the sky, flying. I'm Harry. would you like to meet the wife? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6896 Somewhere there's a Beanstalk with a Concert Hall that is missing one of these. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6897 So much for same day delivery. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6898 I just checked. Our insurance policy covers it, thank god. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6899 I guess "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds got made at John Lennon 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6900 Maybe we shouldn't have selected drone delivery. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6901 Last night’s concert brought down the house. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6902 I know they always wanted a piano 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6903 It's music from heaven! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6904 Given everything that’s happening, I’d say this is on key. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6905 There was no other way in. Not one key fit the front door. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6906 Maybe we can sue the Kennedy Center for damages. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6907 We should have opted for the keyless entry. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6908 Well, if you ask me, I think the virtual reality version of “A Day in the Life” goes a bit too far. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6909 And you had to ask that Genie for a crescendo. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6910 Guess it would not have fit inside anyway. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6911 Wow, Dad, junior crushed that song! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6912 Lets order a drum machine, produce some House. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6913 I think we better go back to streamingc, music by drone wasn’t a great idea! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6914 A pianornado 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6915 Look on the bright side...things can only get BETTER from here... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6916 That's what I call a GRAND piano 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6917 Do we have giant piano home owner's insurance ? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6918 Looks like he played his last movement! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6919 Sam will never be able to play it again! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6920 And to think we paid extra for same-day delivery. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6921 That's the last time I get Acme to deliver anything. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6922 Now that was a grand f-flat! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6923 I give this delivery service an F Sharp." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6924 I'm glad we bought that extra protection against destruction from giant pianos falling from the sky. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6925 If I'd known this was what "bring down the house" meant, I never would've WRITTEN Hamilton! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6926 It looked smaller from below. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6927 Our realtor really should have tuned us in to what kind of apartment we were buying. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6928 The poor stork. And only a block away f rom the Grands. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6929 Call them and ask if they cover the acts of any other gods, like Apollo, the god of music. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6930 Amazon needs a stronger drone. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6931 I knew we shouldn’t have picked drone delivery. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6932 Now I finally understand what a "Grand Slam" is. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6933 They were all out of Ukeleles? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6934 I don’t recall hearing, “mostly sunny with a chance of pianos.” 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6935 Elton John brought down the house last night! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6936 The architect is quite a visionary. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6937 Home Sweet Home be flat. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6938 I did tell them that the kid's playing would one day bring down the house, but I was just figuratively speaking. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6939 So, this is the touch of elegance you were looking for? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6940 It IS a grand slam, but drone delivery is not for everything. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6941 We chose the wrong movers. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6942 The exquisite piano solo really brought the house down that night. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6943 Look, I know it’s a cliche. But that last number brought the metaphor down. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6944 I guess it wasn’t a bad dream at all 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6945 It has the features and finishes of The Centre Pompidou, but not the form. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6946 What is piano man going to do now? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6947 And we just painted. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6948 I told you to play softly 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6949 So much for fall starting off on a high note! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6950 Isn't this grand? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6951 Amazon's s drone delivery service could use a few tweaks 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6952 No, I told you to leave the keys UNDER the mat. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6953 This is the risk of living in a Giant Beanstalk Zone. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6954 You were right. It doesn't fit through the front door. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6955 she was noodling "Fly Me to the Moon," and next thing we knew, she was on her way. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6956 Sounds like 2020. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6957 Huh, that sounded a little flat! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6958 I think it was his last symphony. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6959 I told them it wouldn't fit in the living room. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6960 Darn! I was sure the genie misunderstood me! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6961 How are we going to explain this to Angela and to Sr. Fazioli? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6962 I thought Annea Lockwood only set pianos on fire. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6963 I wish you wouldn't play so well as to bring the house down. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6964 I guess I let the cadenza fly off the rails. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6965 I’ve heard about bringing down the house but this is going too far. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6966 This is where Van Cliburn fell to earth. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6967 I thought I heard a fortissimo last night. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6968 I told you that when she played that piece, she'd bring the house down. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6969 Now you tell me the crane guy had no insurance? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6970 If this is an ill tempered giant’s piano, is that Jack’s home? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6971 It's a pure act of God. He didn't like the tuning." 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6972 I love music but this is definitely too much 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6973 And that’s why angels should stick with harps. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6974 Contemporary musical arrangement. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6975 Face it - the Rach 3 on a baby grand world never have brought the house down 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6976 I don't remember seeing this listed on the insurance rider for manmade disasters. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6977 I told Jack that giant's beanstalk would never support a grand piano! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6978 I knew I should have been more polite when I asked them to return it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6979 I wasn't aware you have been feeding the piano! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6980 The listing did mention a "Grand Entrance" 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6981 I simply ordered some quiet piano music to greet them in their new home, and look what happened! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6982 Yikes...I heard her performance brought the house down. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6983 I guess Laura is a musician. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6984 Do you think we have to move? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6985 So that's what they meant when they said the grand finale brought down the house! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6986 Boy, you weren’t kidding when you said GRAND piano! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6987 Who'd've thought a grand piano would bring down the house? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6988 The realtor said it would be easy to find the keys. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6989 that was some outdoor recital! It brought down the house. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6990 Let’s hope the next Godzilla who visits is not musically inclined. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6991 I told them that piano was too big for their house. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6992 As Shakespeare so aptly put it: 'That strain again! It had a dying fall.' 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6993 So much for free delivery. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6994 It was a smashing performance. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6995 This isn't what I expected when we moved to the Keys. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6996 I hear the pianist brought the house down 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6997 In hindsight, maybe 88 keys was too many copies. 1.1176 0.02985 68 61 7 0
6998 Not what I had in mind when I asked for keys to the house. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6999 I've seen the numbers on wealth inequality, but this really hits home. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7000 Extreme jammin? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7001 But he said it would fly! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7002 Liberace’s revenge for what? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7003 I honestly thought it would fit. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7004 Actually, no, I don’t want to hear your joke about the large pianist. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7005 That is an extremely grand piano! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7006 Did you forget to pay our Prime dues? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7007 Did they hit the right note? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7008 Sure wish the big guy played the flute! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7009 It still sounds a bit flat to me. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7010 Glenn Gould would have done it differently. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7011 When the music really hits 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7012 It’s a piano forte 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7013 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7014 We definitely need to rethink sizing and drone delivery. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7015 You're right, we should have gone with the baby grand. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7016 I thought my family's grand piano would fit in our new house. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7017 Now I know what "the sky is falling" means. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7018 Figures. They said they could make a piano fly, but they didn't come up with a way for it to land. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7019 We're not in Oz anymore. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7020 Guess we should have stuck with the fiddler. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7021 Its like that “Sharknado” movie, only classier. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7022 Must be heavenly music. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7023 See. It’s all in the pivot. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7024 Well, you wanted a performance to bring the house down... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7025 I knew we shouldn’t have hired Acme Movers! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7026 'Under a grand', huh? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7027 Maybe this is the grandé piano. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7028 So, it’s decreed: a Concert Grand will NEVER fit in a traditional Cape Cod. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7029 They usually leave the keys under the mat. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7030 When they advertised instant delivery of the baby grand, I didn’t think it would be quite that fast. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7031 Size Matters! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7032 Well, I had to get it. They were giving it away for free. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7033 I didn 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7034 Wow. The recital really brought the house down. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7035 Jack, I'm not arguing that the giant is talented, but he's just not ready for Liszt. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7036 I miss when they used harps. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7037 She told him it would never fit in the house. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7038 It is going to need to be tuned. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7039 He brought down the house, then he fled and let the piano take the rap. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7040 So, shouting from the rooftops isn't good enough for you, anymore? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7041 Should we film the repair process, sell it on YouTube? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7042 That is the biggest piano I ever saw. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7043 I don’t care what you say, the joke was worth it. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7044 Hmm, well, the color of the piano clashes with the house 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7045 The piano Gods have spoken! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7046 So THIS is what turnkey means in 2020. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7047 Go ask David for the major lift. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7048 Oh dear. Would you say this is an emergency? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7049 I shouldn’t click on safe Drop delivery... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7050 I know it’s not quite the right size for our living room, but the big man upstairs decided to move away and offered to give it to me for free. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7051 Just imagine how big it’s pianist is! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7052 See! Even God can’t find a good moving company these days. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7053 I heard the symphony was looking for a space to lease. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7054 People who live in Philip Glass Houses shouldn't through pianos. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7055 The owner plays in a heavy metal band, but I hear he's being showing an interest in classical music. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7056 It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself. The trebuchet is off pitch again. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7057 Looks like somebody ticked off Liberace. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7058 The agent said something about F Major or Major F, I didn't think it should be both. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7059 Amazon said it was delivered yesterday. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7060 I was hoping it would fall on top of us - not the house. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7061 Honey, next time you order something for your world’s largest collection, don’t use your drones to deliver it... to the wrong house.” -carolyn walte 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7062 when I said ‘a keyboard for the treehouse...’ 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7063 The prior administration left us a real mess 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7064 She was absolutely crushed when he gave up on his piano lessons. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7065 Billy asked Santa for a bigger piano. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7066 Perhaps we should have bought the baby grand. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7067 The removalists really struggled getting it upstairs 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7068 Pretty much. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7069 : “That House could never carry a tune.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7070 I told you the neighbors didn’t like your playing... believe me now? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7071 I guess, all things considered, it could’ve been worse... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7072 But the listing said only minor repairs! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7073 We’re definitely not in Kansas anymore! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7074 Funny, I was just about to write a tune about no contact delivery. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7075 I know he’s outgrown us, but he’ll always be our baby 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7076 On the positive side, this will make a hell of a concert lounge 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7077 They died as they lived... in an ivory tower. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7078 There goes the grand staircase they praised in the ad 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7079 Dun dun dunnnnn" was the first thing to come into bills min 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
7080 I should’ve included in the delivery instructions to not drop it on the house. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7081 Oh great, now Andy's gonna throw it in our faces that Jesus refused to practice his scales. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7082 Darn these drone deliveries! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7083 An Act of God, for sure, but what a crescendo! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7084 Nice frame, but it's a little broad. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7085 The wind section can often be a little too strong. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7086 'Honey; the lord moves in strange ways.' 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7087 It's a little avant garde for my taste. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7088 America has voted & Billy will be taking soccer lessons this summer. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7089 Let's stick to toilet paper and milk the next time we shop at Costco! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7090 You kept saying you wanted a piano - I guess God does answer prayers. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7091 The day the music died again 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7092 I didn't see that coming. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7093 And he said it couldn't get any worse. 1.1159 0.03288 69 62 7 0
7094 On the bright side, we always wanted a grand piano but didn't know where we would find the room. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7095 Well, you've been wanting a grand piano for years. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7096 B Flatten Major ? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7097 It was bad enough when he played too loud! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7098 So much for your piano in the sky dreams... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7099 And I thought my piano teacher was angry when I had a bad lesson ? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7100 I don't know much about modern art, but I know what I like. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7101 Uh-oh. Here comes the pianist. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7102 2020 just keeps getting weirder and weirder... 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7103 Somehow that New Yorker falling piano flipped right side up. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7104 That's the LAST time I'll ever offer to teach how to play the Rachmaninoff 3 at home! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7105 That song is the bomb 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7106 All we said was that he needed a litle more practice. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7107 When did Laurel and Hardy get a helicopter? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7108 Fell from the sky; on its way to China 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7109 I told you not to play in B Flat... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7110 That was a damn big ant! he almost had it...right up til he didn’t... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7111 Brett, I get that there are strings inside, but you're being obtuse. You play the thing by method of percussion. You know that it's not a string instrument. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7112 I don't think this is what the insurance agent meant by "extra musical-instrument coverage." 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7113 I knew this would end on a sour note 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7114 I told you the music in your head is from Him! And don’t trash His stuff in your review! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7115 Let's postpone the tuneup. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7116 Bummer. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7117 No, it's not Gershwin. It's a trope. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7118 He did say it would be a drop in piano lesson. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7119 You should have seen the baby that played this grand piano 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7120 I told you that chicken was exaggerating. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7121 Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7122 I thought I saw Laurel and Hardy earlier this afternoon! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7123 "I've got to do some more work on that third movement, or I'll never catch Beethoven." 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7124 I asked for stucco but got staccato. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7125 I told you the piano-loan would ruin our home finances. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7126 I hope the piano is ok. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7127 Well, that changes the tune. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7128 This was never supposed to happen in the history of our cosmos. But I guess we have to exclude Douglas Adams's universe in that statement. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7129 It must've been that last movement's fortissimo or its vivace, ma non troppo. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7130 Can you imagine no one seriously played it once? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7131 We sure outdid that couple who constructed the upside down house. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7132 Well, “piano” is derived from the Latin for “soft.” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7133 The didn’t explain that touchless delivery meant a heliocopter 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7134 That performance really brought the house down. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7135 Serves him right for wanting to take a crash course in piano playing! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7136 I'm sorry, but I don't understand modern architecture. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7137 Where did he study Feng Shui? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7138 Well... so much for the tiny house... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7139 He said the spare keys were on the table. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7140 I was so sure it would fit.! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7141 Must have been a crash course 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7142 You should never take the bargain package with air freight. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7143 I'm guessing the key to that house was B flat. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7144 Storks deliver these babies too . . . ? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7145 Maybe next time fiddler on the roof. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7146 I told you we needed to replace the roof. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7147 2020's coup de grace. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7148 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted an extra grand! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7149 The gods must be crazy, two. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7150 Not exactly pianissimo. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7151 Shouldn't there be 88 keys? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7152 The landlord said 'give me the keys'. So I did. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7153 Now I know how the Wicked Witch felt about her sister. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7154 Told Ya they should have named it Steinway or Baldwin 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7155 I guess our neighbor doesn’t enjoy piano music classes... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7156 They guaranteed. BBC us BIG SOUND not big size! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7157 I wonder, is it a Steinway, Baldwin or Yamaha? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7158 Maybe requesting drone delivery was a mistake 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7159 Thought it was a bit large when we bought it. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7160 I said Bach, not Braque. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7161 And so ends the "Sioux City 'A Day In The Life' Rennactment Benefit Concert." 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7162 You were right. Having a tiny rooftop piano concert was NOT a good idea. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7163 We need to move. They say it doesn't fall far from the tree. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7164 Look Beethoven, I told you it wouldn’t fit but you wouldn’t listen! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7165 I think she took “bring down the house” literally. Yes, she needs more idiom work and less piano! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7166 I told you those landscapers were a bunch of characters. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7167 Hopefully they had property insurance... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7168 Being 2020, I actually expected this. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7169 I guess this mean Beethoven's 10th will be forever unfinished! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7170 It blew in from the Keys 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7171 I think got a little carried away with their fireworks this year. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7172 Now do you believe me that it won’t fit? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7173 Play it again 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7174 He was playing the concerto in house flat major when it happened. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7175 Music to my ears!.....and to my entire home and my entire family. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7176 Heaven sent. Brought down the house,” the New Yorker said. Who knew 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7177 I know he brought the house down but this is ridiculous. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7178 It was all over in 4 minutes, 33 seconds. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7179 I somehow thought Drone Drop-off Service meant something different. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7180 I told you we didn't have room for a grand piano. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7181 Bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, bum, bum 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7182 I shoulda guessed. As soon as those piano movers said they'd replaced all their moving vans with helicopters, I shoulda guessed.... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7183 Definitely the wrong key. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7184 They said the Concert Grand would withstand a lot of banging! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7185 Halleluiah 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7186 That grande finale sure brought the house down. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7187 Perhaps they will have a musical shed. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7188 I knew drone deliveries wouldn’t work. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7189 They were supposed to deliver it let week 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7190 Crushed by a cliche' 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7191 I knew we had the woofer up way too loud... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7192 It was out of tune anyway. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7193 Is that a full grand or a baby grand? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7194 You suppose the wind gods just got fed up with all that hip hop music? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7195 It is isn't Digital. Knew we needed a stronger floor! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7196 I guess he really didn't like piano lessons. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7197 Huh, it didn’t look that big in the store 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7198 I still think drone delivery has a future. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7199 There are some things that drones just can’t deliver. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7200 Hurricane Mozart. Classic 2020. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7201 Laura was upset the news coverage didn't recognize her musical abilities. They only saw her for a hurricane. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7202 Nathan is not into piano lessons. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7203 A little ambitious for Amazon drone, I'd say. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7204 The Great Oz got sick of those three guys playing Chop Sticks. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7205 We're going to need a bigger house. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7206 At least it's only a flat house, not a flat minor. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7207 Seems someone up there thinks heaven has one too many singer-songwriters. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7208 Granted, he's not a Beethoven. But, his playing wasn't that annoying.! Merle Ulery, Miami, FL 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7209 That final cadenza really brought down the house! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7210 I clearly said 'PENNIES from Heaven.' 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7211 We should have hired movers. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7212 Dah, Dah, Dah, Dahn" 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
7213 I thought that the only musical instruments in heaven were harps and horns. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7214 Do you think this is how Bill and Ted face the music? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7215 I meant my right not yours! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7216 You take a certain amount of risk being in concert band. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7217 It sounds a bit flat, don't you think? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7218 Oh, dear. We must have overplayed it. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7219 Remember when we said no strings attached? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7220 . “I really admire Frank Gehry’s work.” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7221 I guess that's just what happens when you build your home under a giant piano 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7222 Sounds great! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7223 What a grand plan this was, Marv. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7224 I thought I told you to get the large grand piano... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7225 That’s not what I meant by “try the other keys” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7226 Don’t worry about it, I left our spare keys under the mat 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
7227 Donna, I thought we agreed the piano would go on the first floor 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7228 the balcony concerts got a little out of hand 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7229 the designer said that it’s all about perspective 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7230 It came for the chihuahua. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7231 Life is very grand at home. We can get use to this honey. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7232 Well, sure, hon, but WHERE did the tornado drop it from? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7233 Why do bad things happen to good people? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7234 Things are looking up. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7235 Do you think our insurance covers falling pianos? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7236 I told you we didn't have enough space for another baby. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7237 Isn't it too early for putting up Halloween decorations? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7238 Good thing we play the violin. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7239 I guess we should have seen this coming. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7240 The liberal elite’s assault on the Suburban American Dream begins... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7241 Well that's a new kinda Grand Slam... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7242 I’m thinking the Steinway’s figured out I was using their wifi 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7243 Did you hear the one about the 11-foot pianist? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7244 it was a grand entrance 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7245 I have never expected that. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7246 It's really as they say: "music fills up a house like nothing else does!" 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7247 Well, it did sound a bit flat. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7248 I call it "Prelude to a Home Equity Loan." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7249 Well, I don't think it's so grand. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7250 Onceupianotime 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7251 When Amazon started outsourcing its drone deliveries, accidents were bound to happen! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7252 Maybe the doorbell wasn't so bad. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7253 I agree, it looked better in the other room. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7254 Luckily our homeowners insurance does cover keys in B-flat. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7255 At least we avoided the irony of an upright strike. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7256 Did they try opening a window? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7257 on the bright side we have plenty of keys now" 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7258 This way I’ll never lose my house keys. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7259 Looks like someone's been playing up a storm. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7260 This is Wile E. Coyote's place, isn't it? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7261 I guess Jimmy Durante is having a bad day. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7262 Do you think our crescendo insurance will cover this? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7263 The finale really brought down the house. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7264 Well that's not very grand, and it's certainly not upright. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7265 Well, on the bright side, now we don't have to put up new wallpaper. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7266 Is drone still your favorite delivery method? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7267 I guess Ralph wont be playing "Rooftop Sanada" any more. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7268 Don't look a me , you’re the one that asked the genie for a bigger keyboard. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7269 We probably shouldn’t have opted for drone delivery 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7270 Well it's certainly not a baby grand. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7271 I'd heard there was a crash in the music industry! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7272 Dorthy must have dropped it. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7273 Did you hear that? I think F# is out of tune. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7274 You know with a reverse mortgage, we could make this place look grand. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7275 Now there's a grand piano. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7276 Do you think the neighbors will be jealous? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7277 Some of them will refuse to play a harp and then this is what happens. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7278 He must have hit a really high C note. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7279 Well, you said my playing should bring down the house! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7280 They probably should've gone with a spinet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7281 Do you think we ought to tell someone about this? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7282 We thought the forest fires were tough,but the Steinway bombardment is unprecedented . 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7283 Well, they said it sold out to a FULL HOUSE! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7284 Think it will play well with Insurance? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7285 I have it on vinyl. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7286 Well, I guess God’s not musically inclined. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7287 Heard Schubert was preoccupied leaving Symphony 8 315.2.1598308755.1585338315.6050d173-4d6a-450b-8f70-31d81fb28 1.1077 0.02793 65 59 6 0
7288 I’m down with the piano too. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7289 I told you it wouldn't fit through the roof! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7290 It really overwhelms the living room. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7291 Well, they do say music is eternal. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7292 Liberace really brought down the house his last performance. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7293 I told you not to tickle the ivory. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7294 Dear, with the door removed , it still won't fit. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7295 Truly, my talent has become a great burden. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7296 Personally, I preferred the Rite of Spring. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7297 Well, I think it looks grand. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7298 I told you we don’t need a grand house. An upright would have been fine 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7299 That's not what I meant when I said give the keys to the house! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7300 I told you we shouldn't have payed for the drone delivery 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7301 I knew a stronger left hand would bring the house down 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7302 Yeah, I was way off on the scale. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7303 Do you suppose it's the result of 'Steinway Change?' 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7304 And, that’s a bingo 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7305 Somehow, John Cage sounds different on this model. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7306 I doubt our insurance covers this. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7307 The day Jerry Lee Lewis brought down the house. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7308 I suppose you did tell me. But to be fair, I didn't know you were going to be so literal about it. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7309 The Stockhausens’ musical evening went well. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7310 I always thought your baby grand was big for its size. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7311 I heard they were binge-watching ‘Lucifer’. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7312 I thought I hear the start of Beethoven's Fifth. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7313 ...evidently it’s called a ‘cocktail satellite’.. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7314 I told you building in Toon Town was a grand mistake! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7315 Zeus got first pick for his destructive force. The Satyr Pan was not so lucky but if you ask me he did alright. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7316 We should have been here . 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7317 When you said the piano player brought the house down, I didn't think you meant literally 1.1077 0.02793 65 59 6 0
7318 He told me he had just dropped a note 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7319 I got free shipping! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7320 You were the one who always wanted a piano. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7321 I think that 'e' at the end wasn't a typo. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7322 Maybe getting Gustav Metzger to do our renos was a bad idea. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7323 Damn you, Liberace! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7324 Maybe I shouldn't have complained about their drums. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7325 Apparently He screwed up the andante passage again. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7326 Glad I didn't ask them to throw me the keys. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7327 Heaven's orchestra hall must also be huge . 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7328 You know we can’t afford both. Fix the house, or tune the piano. Your call. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7329 Mend the leg, get her tuned and she'll be good as naw! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7330 Elon Musk 's Space X musical accompaniment's re-entry fell flat. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7331 In hindsight I believe a Baby Grand would have been a better choice. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7332 Odd how somebody's always losing a set of keys in this block! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7333 I knew we shouldn't have paid for overnight delivery. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7334 This is not what I meant when I asked for the keys for the house 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7335 Not a tornado, a Wurlitzer. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7336 At least the house wasn't also a Steinway. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7337 I'm gonna miss this house. It more than struck a chord with me. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7338 He was a big Wagner fan 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7339 Even at the end they never stopped being classy. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7340 Pete Townshend was on piano last night. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7341 I warned you not to press pianissimo on the mega bass. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7342 Well, the salesman did promise this model would bring the house down. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7343 Nothing surprises me in 2020. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7344 Hurricane Mozart had been pretty severe that year 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7345 It's going to take more than one key to unlock this mystery 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7346 God got mad because he couldn't play the Hammerklavier like Rudolf Serkin. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7347 He should have stopped at 4'33'' 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7348 I recall a fiddler on the roof. But a pianist?" michael hanlon, cobourg, ontari 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7349 They must have signed up for the crash course. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7350 The day Al got TOO Weird [Get it! Because of "Weird" Al Yankovic is a famous comedy musician and it's weird have a really big piano. I said "too" weird because this his house got crushed. Where's he gonna live now? In a hotel?] 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7351 That house be flat! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7352 Cartoon interrupted by Piano World Summer Sale 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7353 Somehow a piano lounge in a 747 never appealed to me. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7354 The Symphonic Army of Discord has claimed responsibility. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7355 That must be a grand piaon, not a baby grand 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7356 I think that was a low C. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7357 It's an installation piece: Sound of Music. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7358 I think it was supposed to be a musical gift from the flyby aliens. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7359 Well, it IS a look 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7360 They asked Santa for a piano. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7361 You should have seen how they smashed the guitar 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7362 I told you that Rachmaninoff would bring down the house!" Carl Yaffe - Rockville, Md 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7363 Well, you did wish the house was a little more grand. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7364 I guess they're going to have to re-think the "Concerts At Home" program 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7365 I had chosen the least expensive option for transport ... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7366 I told you we should have put her in flute lessons. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7367 A minor problem here. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7368 Well, it looks like somebody *really* didn't want to take any more piano lessons. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7369 I thought you said he moved Grand Piano's for Carnegie Hall" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7370 Was that last note B♭? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7371 A truly dissonant chord" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7372 Not exactly what I meant when I asked for the keys... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7373 Must be some heavenly choir. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7374 I heard their insurance policy contains a falling piano exclusion. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7375 I guess St. Peter just didn't like his music! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7376 Still need proof that Heaven's got a helluva band?" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7377 He was a giant among composers. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7378 They had it flown in from Europe. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7379 I don't think we're in Carnegie Hall anymore. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7380 Never would have imagined our little Emma and her chopsticks could bring the house down. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7381 The kid clearly gave up on lessons 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7382 Gee, Dad, It's a Wurlizer! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7383 It was supposed to be a BABY grand. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7384 I wonder if we could arrange some seating on the lawn? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7385 I think angels should stick with harps. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7386 To be fair, the grand was always flat. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7387 We’ve got 88 problems but a pitch ain’t one. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7388 I said pivot. You heard me say pivot. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7389 Where are we going to find a piano tuner who can fix this mess? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7390 "Still a few kinks with on-line Chopin, non-contact drop off." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7391 I knew those piano lessons I took as a kid would pay-off someday. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7392 Please don't say Well THAT brought down the house. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7393 Good thing I paid extra for the falling piano insurance 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7394 Do you think it's time to cancel our airmail subscription? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7395 Nothing to worry about. You never play those really high notes anyway. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7396 That’s some piano fortissimo. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7397 I thought angels played the harp? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7398 I knew moving in next door to a giant bean stock would mean trouble... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7399 We should have encouraged him to stay with the heavy metal. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7400 It’s a fixer-upper but hey, we’ll never lose the keys. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7401 I knew that Amazon drone delivery for this was a mistake. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7402 They say Jerry Lee Lewis lived here. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7403 OK Bob, I now agree that Amazon sells everything, but did you have to go for drone delivery? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7404 The content of any domicile is always another medium. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7405 But it does have a grand piano. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7406 I should’ve known better than to have said, “I’d give anything for a grand piano” in 2020. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7407 Great, another lesson from your mom! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7408 You'd think it would have picked a posher neighborhood. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7409 Reminds me of David Bruce's "Creak , Crunch, Scream" in B flat! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7410 My piano ate too much junk food during the pandemic. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7411 The piece was a little heavy... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7412 We prayed for a Grand; not for a GINORMOUS piano! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7413 So much for the Grand Ballroom. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7414 Talk about Grand Piano entrances! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7415 This is the fixer I told you about on E Flat Ave. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7416 Wait a minute . . . Is that a Model 0? I’m sure I ordered an S. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7417 Grand" isn't the half of it 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7418 I WARNED you that music would ruin your life. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7419 Give Elton his due. He certainly brought the house down this time. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7420 I told you when that high-rise was built, there goes the neighborhood. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7421 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NOW WE DON"T HAVE TO PAY FOR MUSIC 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7422 Maybe we should have ordered one less grand. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7423 I guess the house struck a chord with me. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7424 Our Umbrella Insurance should cover it. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7425 It was a 500 year crescendo 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7426 Let's offer $400K and another grand if they move it. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7427 I guess the delivery drone was unable to hold the weight? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7428 He brought a whole new dimension to the old saying, "I can get you with my music". 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7429 I guess Henny Penny was right after all 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7430 I didn’t even know there was a piano in the attic. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7431 We should have measured before we ordered the thing. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7432 Looks like Beethoven hasn't changed his tune. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7433 She's pretty grand but she ain't no baby. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7434 It looks even worse than it sounded. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7435 We're lucky it wasn't a piano duet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7436 Looks like another hurricane convention, for the Grand'Ol Pian 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7437 Who'd be playing a piano way up there? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7438 I asked God to send me a piano. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7439 That last performance brought down the house. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7440 I knew there was a catch when they guaranteed a free year of piano lessons 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7441 When the weather forecast called for hail the size of grand pianos they weren’t kidding. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7442 Facing the music 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7443 I will only use drone delivery for lunch from now on. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7444 I told you we should have gotten that giant piano insurance. You never know what’s coming next in 2020. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7445 Cue the world's smallest violin. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7446 It was my great great grandma's. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7447 . “This is why you shouldn’t ask a grand from the above!” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7448 ‘Do you still have the number for the piano tuning guy?’ 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7449 Forte-piano. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7450 I guess the Philharmonic took exception to your review. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7451 USPS Delivery > Drone Delivery 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7452 I could’ve sworn someone was playing Tchaikovsky’s First Piano Concerto! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7453 Well dear - we’re left with a running note 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7454 That’ll be a major dent in our insurance 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7455 In retrospect(ive) we could have approached this differently 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
7456 Do you think it works with the blinds? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7457 You gonna visit your mom this weekend? Take my car 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7458 Well somebody got us into this grand ol’ mess and it wasn’t me! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7459 there was nothing piano about that! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7460 They said to bring the house down 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7461 Should have gone with the baby grand, instead of the Godzilla grand 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7462 I wasn’t expecting a full house today. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7463 Actually, I’d say it’s more than grand. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7464 You’re right, hon, the piano really does class up the place. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7465 It’s 2020, dear. It was bound to happen sooner or later. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7466 Oh my, we forgot our masks inside! Well staying inside wouldn't have exactly kept us alive after all. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7467 I think that's the wrong key. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7468 „POTUS said, pianos can fly...“ 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7469 I told you we should've hired movers Anthony 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7470 Just wait until you get the tuner’s bill. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7471 And there’s the grand finale. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7472 Oh dear, I think the scale was off. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7473 I hope that was the crescendo. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7474 Piano, piano... 1.1077 0.02793 65 59 6 0
7475 Those were the wrong keys. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7476 We got the keys to our new house. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7477 There are no accidents, Miss Dream Big." 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7478 We could move into a flat because A Flat's moved into us. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7479 That's one helluva crescendo. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7480 Didn't you hear? Stacy kicked Steve out and changed the locks. It's a shame he got his hands on an extra set of keys. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7481 Now I'm a Musician with Bankruptcy 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7482 So you’re right. It’s not going to fit in the living room. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7483 Talk about not being able to carry a tune... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7484 I don't want to say 'I told you so,' but I wasn't the one who wanted to move to the Keys. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7485 Does the insurance cover musical disasters? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7486 It sounded Minor... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7487 With all the protests and stuff. I guess the music world finally expressed their frustration. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7488 You were right. The baby grand doesn't fit. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7489 Do you think our dwelling insurance covers Cloudy with a Chance of Chopin? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7490 Not the grand entryway I was dreaming of 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7491 I fail to see the humor. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7492 So much for drone delivery by Amazon 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7493 That didn’t play as planned! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7494 So this is how Charlie Sheen died on Two and a Ha!f Men. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7495 I didn't know Roof Major was a key. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7496 Jill, I like your outsized ambition and your can-do attitude. But how exactly are you going to log in the 10,000 hours to make it? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7497 It's my own fault. I've always dreamed a great piano would fall from the sky some day. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7498 Heavy! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7499 I thought we ordered the upright piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7500 I knew we should have gotten the falling piano insurance policy. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7501 I guess the piano concert was a smashing hit. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7502 They did say it could only play B flat. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7503 I don't think I'll be playing it again Samantha. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7504 The reviews were great but I guess we should have checked the specs! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7505 I guess the music REALLY did bring the house down... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7506 Some landlords will do ANYTHING to get a rent controlled tenant out. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7507 I hope Giant Vanessa Carlton is okay. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7508 Boy! That really brought the house down. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7509 I guess heaven has mimes too. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7510 In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have gone for contactless delivery. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7511 That doesn’t sound right. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7512 Billy Joel's going to be soooo pissed... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7513 Your piano's so big it sits *on* the house. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7514 I guess every (heavenly) body is a critic. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7515 His playing sure brought the house down! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7516 Now THAT's what I call a grand piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7517 That's a concert grand finale! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7518 I told you we'd find your keys, Dear. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7519 Maybe we just should stayed with a more traditional doorbell. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7520 I told you not to put that on the second floor! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7521 Maybe it was a little too grand 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7522 I found your keys. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7523 Well, at least now we’ll have plenty of spare keys! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7524 I guess we should have practiced. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7525 Roll over Beethoven and tell me to what? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7526 Why couldn’t the goose that laid the golden eggs fall on our house? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7527 I't's a sign from Liberace. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7528 This drone delivery system still needs a bit of work. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7529 Interesting Liszting" (triple entendre 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7530 I see we found the house keys 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7531 That's the last time i let a roadrunner in the house. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7532 I guess we should not have selected drone delivery. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7533 Obviously the Green Giant was not impressed with its tonal qualities. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7534 Huh, I guess Amazon still needs to work on their drone delivery system. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7535 Too bad we didn't opt for the baby grand. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7536 Sorry, meant my other left. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7537 They tried to open the front door with a key of B-flat. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7538 I’m surprised it wasn’t a harp. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7539 When I said I hear music from heaven, I didn't mean it literally! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7540 Well, here's another feat I can cross off my bucket list. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7541 He always get so pissed when there's not a full house. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7542 Welp, they said the piano was getting delivered by Laura, but I imagined it differently. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7543 The music of the spheres will have to play acapella now 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7544 Who needs 88 keys just to open ONE door? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7545 I didn't realize we were actually living in Lilliput. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7546 Do you think the pianist knew that he brought down the house? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7547 Well we’ll never have to look for the keys again. 1.1061 0.01527 66 61 5 0
7548 It's a key stroke. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7549 Trump said if he were President pianos wouldn't fall from the sky. Did we miss 4 months? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7550 I like it. I’m just not sold on the neighborhood. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7551 No surprise, really. Everything he wrote was in B-flat. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7552 That's why I said we should add the falling grand piano rider. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7553 Sorry, Mary, "Like Music From Heaven" sounded like such a perfect Piano Delivery Service. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7554 Damn Mythbusters...they got the wrong address again! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7555 Maybe the discount piano movers weren 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7556 Look on the bright side 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7557 As I was saying Cat, a strophic is a larger melodic entity repeated over and over. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7558 A real urban problem – in the suburbs! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7559 I told you to get the policy that covers acts of God. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7560 It didn't quite fit through the door, but I think the movers did a good job with what they had. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7561 I told them to drop it. The order, not the piano. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7562 I'll say this: he really knows how to bring down the house. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7563 Wow, that's a major C major scale, descending. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7564 Well, now we know what that bench at our house was for. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7565 Yes she's been on a whirlwind tour. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7566 Quite a comedown for a grand piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7567 Elton John's at it, again! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7568 Looks like God may have given up the piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7569 Isn't that great. It took a lot of practice, but he's brought the house down. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7570 Some people really struggle with downsizing. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7571 Told you what the wrong key will do, did you listen? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7572 Looks like God underestimated how hard it is to play Bach well. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7573 Looks off key. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7574 My sister got the golden harp, but Uncle Jack left me the piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7575 This wouldn't happen with an upright piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7576 Safe on the upper floor when it was just a baby. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7577 Looks like Mother Nature is a rock 'n' roller at heart. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7578 And that's what you call 'the drop.' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7579 I’m going to miss there giant martinis! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7580 Now I understand what the inspector meant when he said it wasn't a priceless Steinway anymore. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7581 Well, I did pray to God for a grand piano. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7582 This was not what I meant when I said we needed more music in the house. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7583 I didn't order a grande 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7584 I see the sky hook has broken down again 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7585 Wow, they got grand slammed! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7586 "But they did guarantee 1-day delivery." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7587 I think we're only covered for baby grands. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7588 I heard it only took eighty eight keys to break in 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7589 It was a very moving performance. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7590 You da think they would have measured the door first. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7591 I think it could be a good sign: You’re going to end on a high note and bring down the house. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7592 It must be a Whirlitzer. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7593 We decided to keep it. It’s a little big, but returning it would just be more hassle. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7594 When you said that you wanted the Giants to hit a grand slam, I was not expecting this. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7595 I dunno, dear. We really wanted the keys to the kingdom, right? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7596 It ain't so grand now. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7597 I thought pianos only fall in cartoons. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7598 It came to a crashendo @danny_g718 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7599 The motif for this year is 'anything can happen' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7600 The elephant in the room 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7601 This is just the latest in a long line of unexplainable tragedies that beset me at every turn. My life is an inescapable hell where chaos reigns. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7602 Okay. The house might B flat, but at least we have our musical sense of humor 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7603 See! Not everything can fit in a tiny house 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7604 We witnessed, his ‘piano-piano’ attitude grewing so big during lockdown 1.1061 0.03819 66 61 4 1
7605 Welcome to Woketopia 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7606 - "Welcome to Iowa!" 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7607 And now giant pianos comitting suicide? C'mon 2020, give me a break! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7608 Y’know, when the locksmith said that he would try every key he had to open the door I didn’t think he’d only try A thru G 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7609 I don't understand, it was neither A flat major nor A flat minor. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7610 Shall I play you a song on the worlds smallest violin? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7611 May have added a few too many issimos 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7612 On second thought, perhaps we should have gone with the Demi. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7613 „Damn, I forgot my keys inside.“ 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7614 Colonization hits again. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7615 It was either this or quarantine them for 2 weeks. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7616 2021 - Things are looking up 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7617 We really should’ve expected this after the car was keyed. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7618 When they said the music industry was collapsing, I didn’t know it would fall on my house! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7619 Jack never said the giant was a concert pianist. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7620 You’re a lying pony soldier piano 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7621 rock and roll isn't what it used to be 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7622 Usually airplanes just drop large blue stools. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7623 Thank goodness I got out when my broker predicted Steinway stock would crash! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7624 And I'll huff. And I'll puff. And I'll Beethoven Piano Concerto number 1 your house down! 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
7625 The piano is purely decorative. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7626 It rocked us like a hurricane. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7627 ...I know honey, but don't you think our insurance will try to use that "Act of God" clause? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7628 You can’t say that we weren’t warned that the suburbs are increasingly dangerous. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7629 Wow, that's really a GRAND piano! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7630 should have hired a professional 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7631 Sometimes Billy Joel likes to crash here. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7632 That piano concerto really brought down the house!” Ann Pierce, Portland, O 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7633 I’d say it struck a chord. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7634 His piano concerto in D minor was not so minor after all 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7635 Shoot, our insurance only covers anvils. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7636 It's either a really small house or a really big piano... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7637 Karma is a grand piano smashing through your house 1.1045 0.02719 67 61 6 0
7638 I told you our house wasn’t structurally sound. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7639 Well, I mean, it kind of fits in the house. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7640 Does our insurance cover accidentals? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7641 This song sucks. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7642 Damm, I thought it would fit! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7643 It is a grand piano. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7644 I guess free piano lessons aren't that easy. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7645 This isn't really what I meant when I said I don't care how big the piano is 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7646 Well, that is a hell of a note ! Steve G. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7647 Did you happen to catch that chord? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7648 Billy Joel Strikes Again 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7649 The sound? Fortissimo. The house 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7650 Wow. That was amazing. He literally brought down the house. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7651 Seems to have shut up the dog, anyway! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7652 It was supposed to attract tourist flying in to the airport...but that didn't turn out too well. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7653 Well, everyone knows it will take some time to work out all the kinks in drone deliveries. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7654 It sounded almost as bad, as junior high band class. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7655 I always said that Mr. Periwinkle could not carry a tune. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7656 I’d heard the lessons weren’t going well, but I didn’t think it was this bad. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7657 Hm, I really thought it would fit. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7658 Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return. The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7659 The Johnsons always liked a grand finale. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7660 Like my previous one, but with the roles reversed. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7661 Maybe we should reconsider his piano lessons? This isn't the first time he's dropped a note. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7662 Check it out. A flat 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7663 If this was baseball , we'd call that a " Grand Slam home run" . 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7664 When you told me you'd dropped your keys I envisioned something different. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7665 I knew they were using a fisheye lens... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7666 Do we still have the ‘World’s Smallest Violin’ in storage? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7667 And they so loved Rachmaninov's 2nd 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7668 Well, they did say delivery and set up included. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7669 Wow when they said Yamaha lived in this house I didn’t think they meant the piano. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7670 Eighty-eight keys to being a successful home-wrecker...#43: Height matters. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7671 I guess none of the keys worked 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7672 Can we play some house music now? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7673 A bit of a fixer-upper, but it'll do" 1.0968 0.02529 62 57 5 0
7674 I warned Jack not to build his house next to the beanstalk. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7675 How did you phrase your prayer for a new baby, grand surprise, in our house? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7676 I thought Airdropping music meant something different. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7677 That last sonata really brought down the house! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7678 How nice that they left the keys. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7679 They never heard it coming. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7680 Don't worry, they have free returns. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7681 So much for free shipping! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7682 Can we exchange it for the spinet? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7683 I guess that's what they mean by drop ship. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7684 Well, you always wanted a piano in the living room. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7685 Liberace said it might come to this! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7686 Maybe it was too grand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7687 That wraps up my 2020 BINGO card. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7688 A Day in the Life” never sounded so good. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7689 It was a really big band. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7690 Did you ask your brother to send a playlist? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7691 Must have fallen off the Stairway to Heavem 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7692 I just called the Tuner 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7693 I remember that "fling", it finally landed! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7694 I thought you asked for a baby grand?? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7695 Talk about a crescendo ... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7696 When you said you’d won the grand slam, this isn’t quite what I imagined! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7697 All we can say, and hope our insurance agent agrees, is that's a really GRAND piano. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7698 Yeah, don’t know if you heard, but Amazon’s doing those “drone drop-offs” now. Much safer. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7699 Here I was thinking 'brought the house down' was just an expression. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7700 You know, Janie, maybe we should have ordered a smaller piano. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7701 I told them they should bring it in through the back door 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7702 I thought he said the keys were under the front mat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7703 No, that's not where I left them. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7704 Told 'em they needed a bigger crane 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7705 I told you to turn off the air compressor. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7706 Didn't I tell ya the baby grand would be a better fit? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7707 Looks like her Zoom recital wasn’t a smashing success. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7708 Lou and Fred said that they could get it though the attic. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7709 So this is your Grand Plan? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7710 The tree has won Battle Royal. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7711 I know this is a sign of Global warming, God's angel orchestral clouds are melting 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7712 Bet that sounded just like it felt. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7713 I mean the sheet music did say “Milton Decrescendo,” but this is ridiculous! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7714 Since damage from percussives is excluded we’ll have to see.... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7715 I think we are covered under the Acts of God clause. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7716 To think we moved here California for this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7717 Ironic that its last performance brought the house down. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7718 I didn't know tornados played Tchaikovsky. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7719 ... but is it still in tune? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7720 I told you it was worth paying for piano insurance. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7721 I think you were right. A baby grand would fit better. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7722 I didn't know that pianos could fly! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7723 Drone delivery still has some kinks to work out 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7724 Will I be able to play the piano Yes With apologies to Groucho That’s good I couldn’t before 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7725 I knew it wouldn't fit in the living room. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7726 I heard that the airlines were upgrading in-flight music options. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7727 It’s like, remember when VH1 used to broadcast music? Cable’s dead. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7728 Now we know that God doesn't take bribes. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7729 I guess his music dropped. And killed a family of three. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7730 That was quite something, hurricane Beethoven! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7731 and he was just saying how a piano missed him on the street just before the shelter in place order 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7732 I had heard that his Hungarian Rhapsody was good, but I never thought it would bring the house down like it did last night! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7733 Huh, you wouldn't expect Beethoven to bring the house down 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7734 Putting a piano so close to the front door really ruins the flow of the room. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7735 That piano recital sure brought down the house! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7736 When I said I wanted the house to have a grand entrance... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7737 What a grand debacle! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7738 A Grand.......Disaster! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7739 Unfortunately, it's not a Steinway. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7740 And to think most people only need one key to enter their house. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7741 Well that was one way for him to drop the spare keys off. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7742 Are you sure it’s a Gehry? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7743 I had left my key of F major disaster home. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7744 Wait, don't tell me, I know that chord. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7745 God had a tough music lesson. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7746 Isn't this weird? It makes me think of a song. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7747 Someone in Kansas should have stopped that damned Dorothy from taking piano lessons. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7748 The tabloids are going to go bonkers over this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7749 Here's the Grand Piano you ordered. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7750 They explicitly told me it would be shipped FedEx Ground. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7751 We live on Carnegie Way, not Carnegie Hall. Someone must have made a mistake entering the delivery address for the drone. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7752 Well, I guess we will have to order out for dinner then won't we, Sharon. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7753 It’s a piano cover of the house Jack built 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7754 I guess this the anvil factory's new competition. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7755 My abnormally large cat that looks like a lot like a piano is on the roof of my house that was crushed in by monsters that one time again and I want a divorce from your brother. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7756 Honestly, it was the strangest looking bird I've ever seen. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7757 We should have bought a grander house. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7758 Oh ffs!!! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7759 Didn't I tell you things were out of tune? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7760 I hate living in the MCU! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7761 So much for heavenly music. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7762 Well, it's not a Steinway that's for sure! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7763 I always wanted our house to be filled with the sound of a piano. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7764 On Air Force One, the pianist was just playing him a funeral dirge -- and then he flipped out! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7765 Fuck Trump. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7766 Was that the finale? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7767 I'm thinking that the latest composition brought the house down 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7768 I told you that this piano could bring down the house 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7769 I didn’t know Jack in the beanstalk had a piano!? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7770 I told you we should have splurged for the piano insurance. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7771 Hey! that's not the baby grand I ordered 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7772 The piantist should fall after the earth stop spining so fast . 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7773 I really didn't mean it when I said: "Play it again, Sam." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7774 I’ll say he was good he brought down the house. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7775 You just had to live downwind of Elton John, didn't you? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7776 I didn't know they still ship those things in planes... 1.0968 0.02529 62 57 5 0
7777 Never saw this one on any HGTV show... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7778 Maybe the Daddy Grand was a bridge too far. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7779 Drone delivery is not working well. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7780 Oh,the irony! That's Billy Joel's house! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7781 In sum, the Grand total! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7782 Well, it happened while we were searching for the right key. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7783 So much for the weatherman. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7784 There's got to be a bright side to this, no? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7785 I guess we found the keys to the house... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7786 But the Friday jobs numbers are looking up. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7787 Hank, you’ve always wanted to play “ Chopsticks”, now here’s your chance. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7788 I don’t think this is what his realtor meant by Grand Open House 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7789 Is this Trump’s order the postmaster general to slow down the males? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7790 I told you it wouldn't fit through the doorway! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7791 I think that was B Flat? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7792 I guess it's now safe to tell you that I lost the key again. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7793 Now ain’t that GRAND! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7794 To see this happen just next door - it really struck a chord in me 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7795 Looks like C flat 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7796 Well, it's not a jet engine." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7797 I guess we shouldn't have upgraded to a Venti. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7798 Don’t mess with the musician’s union. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7799 Someone has to face the music for this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7800 I'm going to chalk this up to irregular temperament. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7801 Hahaha damn bro!! That piano I ordered off ebay was waaaay too big! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7802 Hey, at least the kids went quicker this way than from COVID. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7803 ... and this is why we always check the dimensions in the description. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7804 We saved a fortune on the moving cost. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7805 I told drone delivery to leave the keys under the mat! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7806 Yes, it's a big piano but we need to put it in perspective. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7807 This is not how you make a piano fort 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7808 One too many key, Lois. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7809 It brought down the house...I'm just waiting for the encore. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7810 This is a piano technician's dream 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7811 I told you we didn't have room for a piano. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7812 Well, I did think the pandemic would provide a good time to finally learn the piano. But didn't count on all that pesky weather from climate change affecting the piano's delivery. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7813 I once believed drone delivery had no limits. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7814 You're telling me the Space Force never heard of Spotify? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7815 The piano needed to be tuned. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7816 That sonata certainly brought down the house. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7817 That piano solo sure brought down the house. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7818 I expected to find Bigfoot’s piano this week, but I never dreamed it would happen on the walk home from World War I. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7819 Maybe we should have got the grand house before the grand piano! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7820 He really needs a live audience. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7821 Perhaps we should have listened to the guy when he said that there might be a major problem with a flat. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7822 Damn Kid! I told him "No crescendo!! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7823 Guess he’s still having trouble finishing it. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7824 She really crushed that piano recital 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7825 Well, at least the Wicked Witch of the South has been vanquished 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7826 Clearly a grand entrance 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7827 Sometimes you bang on the keys, sometimes the keys bang on you. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7828 well, the reviewer did call him a "giant." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7829 If you had predicted this last year, I would have told you you're nuts. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7830 What a grand piano in the house 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7831 You're right. The score does say crescendo. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7832 I told you it was going to be too big for the living room. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7833 Somewhere in Kansas lessons are cancelled. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7834 I told you the piano the would not fit! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7835 You were right. Summoning Buster Keaton's ghost was a bad idea. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7836 First we find who owned the piano, then we'll sue back from there. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7837 Guess who didn't like how they played Chopin? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7838 Really? She always laughed at me when I suggested Recorder Duets 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7839 I knew it was a bad idea to give piano lessons to King Kong. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7840 That tuner sure has a hell of a temper! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7841 You better be careful little girl or I'll drop a piano on you! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7842 This piano, ain't so Grand anymore . . .Definitely a Freak of Nature! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7843 Yeah, so I was thinking of switching to digital. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7844 Steinway, Shmeinway, what's the difference? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7845 If during the pandemic,airlines resorted to delivery. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7846 It wasn't to scale. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7847 It had the keys... no need to break in 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7848 I do think there are better ways of making a grand entrance. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7849 At least the front door looks salvageable. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7850 Living in The Keys didn’t live up to the hype Brad had hoped for. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7851 "You should have been there - that performance brought the house down. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7852 It's global warming. Without regulation we're in for winds, percussion and strings. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7853 They say the owner had a road runner as a pet. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7854 They say Hurricane Elizabeth was not a big Beethoven fan... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7855 Last time I’ll use drone delivery! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7856 I can arrange for a return if you want the white finish instead. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7857 I shouldn't have asked God for a really big piano. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7858 The final movement really brought the house down 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7859 This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said we need more music in our home. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7860 Is this what is called the music of the gods? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7861 Yeah, it'll need to be re-keyed. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7862 Well Maestro, you finally brought the house down! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7863 And just when you lost your key. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7864 I suppose lessons for junior are out of the question 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7865 I warned you about hiring the Ajax moving company. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7866 We needed to improvise. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7867 When you told the movers that they had to get it in the house no matter how, did they ask you to sign a form releasing them from responsibility for any damages? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7868 That does still no address the size of it. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7869 I guess we're going to have to get it retuned. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7870 Well the good news is that we won't have a problem anymore finding the keys to the house. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7871 Nick always wanted to bring the house down with the sound of a concert grand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7872 I think we just wait for the major lift. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7873 FEE FI FO FUM,I GUESS THE PAINO LESSONS DID NOT GO WELL. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7874 I was praying for money. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7875 No, that is not grand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7876 Wow, That IS Grand! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7877 Well on that Note, I suppose we need look elsewhere to purchase our first home. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7878 The world is alive with the sound of music! I don’t think so. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7879 Well, at least we won't have to worry anymore about remembering where we left the keys every time we go out. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7880 The piano bench wasn’t even touched! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7881 I guess they've gone beyond harps up there. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7882 We asked for a smashing grand time. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7883 At least Mark had “falling giant piano” in the 2020 lottery. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7884 Where’s the tip jar? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7885 It appears he was playing the theme to "Skyfall" at the time. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7886 I told you it wasn't right for the attic! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7887 Next time I won't select drone delivery. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7888 Drone deliveries. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7889 I admit, the basement would have been a better option. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7890 I think I left my keys in there. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7891 I believe that is a GRAND piano...... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7892 Moving it out the front door all of a sudden became much easier. Saves on moving costs." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7893 PLAYING THE WEDDING MARCH FOR A RECENT DIVORCÉE CAN BE PROBLEMATIC. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7894 I can name that tune in two notes. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7895 I had heard that it was going to end in a crescendo 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7896 The show must go on! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7897 I heard they chose to get it drone delivered 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7898 Mark... honey? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7899 He should have tried a little more pianissimo. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7900 Well, there's nothing Grand about this." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7901 Should've got the baby grand. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7902 I guess that's as good as it gets for under a grand. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7903 I told them Multipl 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7904 Didn't I tell you we'll have something grand in our life? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7905 They call it Hurricane Steinway. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7906 The infant morn must be nigh. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7907 These storms that intensify because of global warming are getting really weird 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7908 Well, I said fortissimo! 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7909 Elton lives down the street (I Think It’s Going To Be a Long, Long Time before things return to normal) 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7910 Look on the bright side--it could have been a viola. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7911 This one needs a lotta work, but the house looks fine to me. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7912 Yeah, our tuner warned me the acoustics might be bad. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7913 I simply asked for the keys 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7914 Call the tuner. Tell him it’s flat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7915 And at that moment, he realized the harm of his dreams on the family. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7916 No matter how you spin it, baby, this is a grand catastrophe, right up there in scale with the time you lost your keys. My consolations. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7917 I told you it would be a mistake to hire a helicopter to install the Steinway 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7918 It is just so important to address the piano properly. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7919 We really gotta get a new set of keys. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7920 That’s one grand entrance. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7921 Oh, there’s where we left the spare house keys. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7922 I told you we should have measured the room first 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7923 I've heard of a rairoad running through the middle of a house. This must be a Steinway. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7924 Still a few kinks to work out with drone delivery. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7925 So much for pianissimo. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7926 Looks like the neighbor's kid has been climbing that bean stalk again. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7927 Ok, Honey, maybe it is a little too big for our tiny house." 1.0968 0.02529 62 57 5 0
7928 - "He got the drop on us, literally, he dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it." - Just call StateFarm, Jim 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7929 That's why I would never get a one-bedroom. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7930 Well, on the bright side, you always did want to move the piano into the living room. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7931 Looks like “Chopsticks” was played one too many times. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7932 I expected a Kansas farmhouse. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7933 Is he fucking dead? What the fuck you mean is he fucking dead, God? What the fuck kind of question is that, B? Fuck you think? The nigga laying there with his fucking... All types of fucking blood coming out his fucking... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7934 My grandparents lived there... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7935 Imagine the destruction if it had 88 keys like a normal piano.. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7936 He must have been good, he brought down the house! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7937 It has the open floor plan we are looking for. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7938 Thank goodness it's only a baby grand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7939 I now suspect that Gerald was actually not enthralled by my sincere suggestions to improve his piano technique. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7940 I guess we don't need the key any more. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7941 Well, I guess God really did want me to have that concert grand piano afterall . 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7942 I guess Bernstein still has his critics! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7943 Now I can hear the "concert grand" sound! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7944 She always wanted a grand, but she never knew where to put it. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7945 Well, it’s not like there was a ton of music for piano eight hands. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7946 I didn't know music was that powerful! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7947 I think they learned their lesson. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7948 Good thing our insurance covers major damages. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7949 C# or B flat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7950 What a mess. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7951 How about playing piccolo instead? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7952 this was left on a bad note. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7953 If I'm not mistaken I believe that's Beethoven's Chapter 11 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7954 Drone delivery is awesome, don'tcha think? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7955 At least falling objects are covered under our homeowner's insurance. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7956 Silver lining is, when I was a kid I saw "Big", and ever since I've secretly yearned for a giant keyboard. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7957 You're telling me donating $18.95 a month to the A.S.P.C.P. mighth have prevented this? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7958 And not even the full 88. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7959 Wow! The piano solo really brought down the house. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7960 You were right. We should have built a conservatory. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7961 This time he really brought the house down. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7962 At least this way we’ll never forget the keys. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7963 Sam, I wonder if it's still in tune. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7964 The Johnsons really went all out this time. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7965 I thought we'd need a bigger house for a Baby Grand. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7966 The musician said she wanted it to be flat 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7967 I knew the piano would be too big for the Amazon drone. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7968 It's a very grand piano and he pushed the wrong foot pedal in the final movement! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7969 I guess we've been trickled down on. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7970 For 2020 that's just A Minor inconvenience. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7971 I've heard of pennies from Heaven, but this is ridiculous." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7972 I told Ludwig to drop off the keys.” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7973 That was a giant storm! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7974 Elton must have hit the wrong key during Rocketman... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7975 ... didn't care for the second movement either... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7976 Must have been a stunning performance! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7977 Cute house, but it's a Beeth-no-ven for me. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7978 Well, we'll never forget the keys again. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7979 I can see why he chose a fiddle... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7980 This is not l what I meant when I said I wanted a duplex on Steinway, Ed. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7981 They've cut Santa's budget 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7982 I know those are strings, but I’m telling you pianos are percussion. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7983 What do you think, hon, too much? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7984 beautiful piece, but I'm not sure about that final movement. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7985 I thought we told Jack that the golden harp was good enough 1.0968 0.01626 62 58 4 0
7986 I can't believe We celebrated 31st dec for this horrible year 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7987 Messy sounds 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7988 At least we now have a piano, right? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7989 So it is possible to hear a grand slam. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7990 You do know it ... that tune that tom Hanks does in Big . 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7991 I told you we shouldn’t have selected delivery by drone. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7992 I’ll call it, the grand entrance. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7993 What a grand entrance 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7994 It all started when I was playing an air. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7995 I know you said your recital would really "bring down the house" but this is ridiculous. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7996 Did you orchestrate this? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7997 Can you scale that babe? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7998 Looks like old Beanstalk Jack’s finally facing the music. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7999 This piano really is a BIG deal” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8000 Maybe now’s the time to scale up. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8001 Glad our son is crushing it at piano lessons 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8002 I guess we should’ve hired an architect to build the music room 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8003 The key wouldn't work. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8004 - Any idea ? - The mass culture policy, I guess. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8005 Well, in all fairness, I enrolled us for a Drop Shipping Grand Crash Course 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8006 Turn me back! Im done with the Ant-man life! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8007 How cute! The piano thinks its the Kool-aid man. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8008 If you’d like in-home piano lessons 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8009 They never saw it coming... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8010 It’s a great piano, there’s just no room for it in our house. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8011 Fallingpiano, huh? Well, Frank did say it would be grand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8012 Thought we wanted to go for more of a baby grand? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8013 I’ll admit you were right, we should’ve went with the upright instead. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8014 that’s a cracking B flat 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8015 You were right darling, the color goes well with the furniture 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8016 you might’ve tickled the ivories a bit too much. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8017 Guess we have to dig out the magic beans again. I thought we agreed to stop at the giant’s harp. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8018 That's definitely not the right key. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
8019 Maybe a Steinway is worth more than the unemployment checks we’ve been paying rent with. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8020 I guess he really did need a piano to fall on his head. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8021 I guess Billy Joel got sick of the ‘piano man’ requests 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8022 It sold for three octaves above asking price. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8023 "So this is what they meant by free delivery? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8024 Neither set of keys work. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8025 Did you remember to pay the piano tuner? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8026 Slightly out of tune, on a grand scale. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8027 So maybe you were right about not having Amazon deliver it by drone... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8028 I told you delivery by drone was a bad idea. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8029 Looks like the Wilsons really played up a storm last night. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8030 Every time it rains it rains Pennies from heaven”. Looks like we got more than we wished for 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8031 Do you think it was 'heaven sent'? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8032 It’s probably a teaser for a new season of The Apprentice. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8033 Maybe we should have used the other set of keys to get in... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8034 That's not a Grande Piano, it's a Trenta Pian 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8035 There's a heavy note on that house. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8036 Amazing how keys always find their way home! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8037 I guess the key is B-flat. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8038 We finally that pianofort you always wanted. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8039 I hear that the crescendo was quite impressive, but the conclusion was rather excessive. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8040 Now I know why the agent said it was a fixer-upper. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8041 oops... 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8042 She always wanted to bring the house down 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8043 I wonder if that's how George Martin did it at the end of Abbey Road? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8044 Glad we didn't settle for the baby grand, this looks roomy. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8045 Well, on that note I’d recommend you call your insurance agent 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8046 Apparently, Beethoven will not ever be fully satisfied with that 6th Piano Concerto. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8047 Yeah, hon, sorry I forgot to mention that to the tree trimmers. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8048 I heard he was into heavy metal. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8049 Who are we going to blame... Marco or Laura? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8050 I knew it sounded a bit too nice to be the house settling. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8051 There's still some bugs to work out for drone deliveries, I guess. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8052 Not what I had in mind when I prayed for heavenly music. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8053 I always want 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8054 Was that not a smashing finale. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8055 That's definitely in E flat. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8056 Helluva a finale! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8057 I heard an angel shouting something about B Flat. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8058 I thought they said they had “driveway delivery”! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8059 50's house, 50's meme. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8060 Hire a piano mover,” you said 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8061 Covid is especially hard on performance artists. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8062 Now the price will be 60% off Liszt! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8063 That is why you don't play in Bb 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8064 The smaller the house, the bigger the piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8065 The architect was Renzo Piano- why do you ask? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8066 The guy's a regular Paderoofski. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8067 That's why they call it a "grand piano." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8068 Well this gives new meaning to the definition of a Grand Slam! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8069 Does this scale? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8070 Alice left them a note but they did it anyway. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8071 Guess the last concerto brought the house down 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8072 I asked them to tune it down a step. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8073 Welp you can tune a piano but ya can’t tuna fish! Also my house is ruined. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8074 I think it might have been the wrong key 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8075 It's modern art, we don't have to fully understand it. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8076 That's unfortunate. Too bad neither of us know how to play - or rescue - a baby grand. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8077 Well, honey, you did always say you wanted to see the set of Two and a Half Men. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8078 Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I'd bring the house down. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8079 I hope this size of piano doesn’t play too loud. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8080 That tune really brought down the house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8081 And the enraged Giant shouted, "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I will not play 'Jack and the Beanstalk' no matter how many requests come!" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8082 Well, so much for your cut-rate piano delivery! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8083 They call it statement art, but to me it's grandiose. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8084 Thank goodness comedy still works. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8085 Glad our homeowners insurance includes 'large instrument perils'. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8086 Once again the Steinway crushed it. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8087 Do you think the kids are alright? I gotta be honest, I forgot they were in there until I realized I didn't hear the constan nagging to turn on Frozen for the billionth time. Should we....? We should go check and see, right? Your call... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8088 Well, we can live in grand style now. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8089 They just said it will be delivered by a drone. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8090 If this year has taught me one thing, it is that I need more insurance. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8091 Wow, living large while performing seems to have brought the house down. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8092 You said it would be cool to have it delivered by a drone 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8093 Well, I did hear that they said his piano playing could bring the house down. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8094 The keys didn't fit the lock, so they delivered it through the roof. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8095 He puts on a performance that brings the house down! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8096 Just when you're thinking that maybe life's not a cliché afterall... 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8097 you were right, a piano won't fit in our living room 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8098 He should of stuck with the piccolo. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8099 Wow! That rendition of "Take Five" really brought down the house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8100 I give it a 75, got a good beat and you can dance to it . 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8101 They warned us about living near a large symphony hall. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8102 That's what we get for wishing music played a larger role in our lives. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8103 You’ Right. It might look better in the living room. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8104 happily it was a solo 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8105 Mom. I told you it didn’t fit! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8106 Property Brothers season 6, episode 3: "A Grand Catastrophe" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8107 I wonder if it needs tuning? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8108 That must be a venti piano 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8109 That's one hell of a drone. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8110 Wow! That is a grand piano! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8111 YOU KNOW, WHEN THE REAL ESTATE AGENT SAID HE'D DROP THE KEYS OFF BY DRONE, I HAD A BAD FEELING. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8112 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2020 edition 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8113 Looks like fate knocked at the door. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8114 Baby grew up fast! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8115 Well. they made their choice; it was either a bigger house or a smaller piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8116 Don't worry, it's only a minor problem. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8117 Amazon's new drone drop-off delivery system is gonna' need some serious tweaking." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8118 At least we have Acme insurance. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8119 Nothing like a piano to class up the place. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8120 That is the last time I play poker with Yo-Yo Ma... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8121 It looks like the Giants are playing today. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8122 I think the UPS driver got a little over zealous. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8123 I told you that balloon piano mover would never deliver but guess I was wrong 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8124 But, We ARE standing tall and facing it all together, aren't we honey? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8125 47% of Americans approve of the piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8126 Should have conducted a "staff" meeting 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8127 Drone deliveries still have their drawbacks. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8128 Jack, allow me to state the obvious, to the tune of Fee Figh Fo Fum, this is a giant loss. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8129 Now drop one on Pelosi’s house 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8130 It will need some tuning.... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8131 You were right, a concert grand is too big for this house 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8132 You've always said you wanted a grand piano in the living room. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8133 They asked for crescendo 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8134 I'd say that's a grand in damages. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8135 Turns out free delivery on Craigslist is too good to be true. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8136 See, I told you that it was too big for the room! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8137 I thought that our house sounded a little flat. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8138 Have Amazon deliveries become a bit clumsy, or is it just me? Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8139 Looks like the piano arrived early 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8140 That’s a massive piano! Goddamn! Jesus christ it’s so big! What a large piano. Insane 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8141 That derecho sure caused quite a crescendo. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8142 This is where they filmed Charlie Sheen's last episode of "Two and a Half Men". 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8143 That's a grand way of bringing the house down. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8144 They said they would drop off the keys to the house. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8145 Now, that's a reminder to practice for you. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8146 I miss Liberace. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8147 No. I do NOT have the key 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8148 Must be a Bösendorfer. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8149 I thought I'd heard something about Amazon using delivery drones. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8150 They warned me not to play a broken cadence in b minor 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8151 I had a feeling it wouldn’t fit through the door. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8152 I had always wanted to play the piano . . . do you think it can be repaired? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8153 it was his last movement that brought down the house 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8154 Remember that time you asked me what a crescendo was? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8155 I guess a grand piano does fit in our house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8156 I keep hearing the end of, 'A Day in the Life'" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8157 At least it wasn't a Steinway. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8158 Delivery by drone is so not working. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8159 We'll probably have to get it retuned. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8160 Well that's one way to bring down the house. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8161 Free ten second delivery was a bad idea 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8162 I'm surprised it didn't burn up on entering the atmosphere. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8163 Now do you understand why I hate house music! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8164 I told you moving into the valley of the Jolly Green Giant was a mistake. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8165 Luckily, we have insured the piano but not the house." 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8166 Adds a whole new dimension to the notion of Express Delivery! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8167 I told you that we needed to be more careful about the way these guys would work everything out. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8168 Can't you just move on? The beanstalk was a long time ago. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8169 Ci told you we shoulda bought a spinet. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8170 Looks like someone used the wrong key 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8171 Now that's a B flat. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8172 So, I guess we’ll need a new set of keys... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8173 Musical Disaster 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8174 When God is instrumental in your life. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8175 I kind of feel bad now for asking them to keep it down 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8176 Apparently you're right, a grand entrance really can blow the roof off of the housing market! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8177 Just play something in the key of F major. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8178 You know, just yesterday I was playing songs from The Wizard of Oz on our piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8179 Some drone pilot made a rookie mistake. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8180 Yep, the Rach III always brings the house down. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8181 Ever feel like your life is comic relief for the gods? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8182 The movers said they would drop by. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8183 Here's hoping our policy covers musical acts of God. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8184 So, let me get this straight: the night before your recital, you prayed you'd bring the house down . . ? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8185 It has the features and finishes of the The Centre Pompidou, but not not form. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8186 A performance so compelling, it brought down the house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8187 At least the election hasn't been cancelled yet. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8188 Apparently the soft landing pedal isn't working. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8189 So much for delivery by drone. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8190 I have good news and I have bad new. The good news is, I found our house keys! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8191 We'll need to call the tuner. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8192 This looks like the right address." "Are you sure?" "They told me to look for the white clapboard house, crushed by a giant paino. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8193 I think Jerry Lee Lewis must have played near here last night. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8194 Remind me not to use these piano movers the next time we need to move a piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8195 So much for the Dirigible Concert Series. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8196 Wow, that was some finale! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8197 I sensed this was the prelude to something big 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8198 Wow, the vigorous piano finale really brought the house down. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8199 But I ordered a harpsichord.” Will you marry me? Better than a wrecking ball. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8200 This is not what I meant by it being "grand". 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8201 The board sounded. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8202 I actually prayed for a trombone,but this will have to do. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8203 This probably isn't the right time for an Andre Previn the Giant joke . . . 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8204 Thought we said piano forte. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8205 The visuals make the crescendo ending even more amazing. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8206 I think we might need a different piano tuner 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8207 I told you musicians would bring down the neighborhood. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8208 This isn't what I meant when I asked you to hand over the keys. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8209 Well, it’s not the grand staircase we envisioned. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8210 ‘God bless Amazon Prime’ 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8211 Well, that was the finale of the housing market. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8212 The salesperson said it would be the standout feature of our house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8213 I hope it comes with lessons. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8214 We told Chris we couldn't afford a piano, so this is a game changer. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8215 I guess the moving company was just trying to wing it 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8216 Someone miscalculated something! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8217 Ho ho ho, Green Giant! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8218 Now I know why they didn't offer a special rider for grand pianos falling from the heavens. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8219 No! Our antique chairs became musical chairs! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8220 I guess you were right! It doesn't go well with the rest of the living room! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8221 You were right. We should have gone with the grand. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8222 I know the rich like to dump on the little people, but this is just gloating 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8223 They always fall out of tune. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8224 Never thought I’d ever see a piano event that literally ‘brought the house down’. 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8225 Now I can start my painting. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8226 I didn't know Dorothy played ! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8227 December 31 2019 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8228 Now can we buy a new TV? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8229 I thought I heard a crashendo. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8230 It's the architects interpretation of the interplay of music and domestic living. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8231 Salieri brought the house down, huh? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8232 You know what they say,when it rains,it grand pianos. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8233 All I said was, “Your playing is going to bring down the house.” 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8234 Nothing could contain the size of his dreams...or the 8 foot Steinway. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8235 It's only a baby grand. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8236 That pianist brought down the house! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8237 Hmm, gotta kinda figure it woulda been a harp, 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8238 Last night was a moon light sonata 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8239 It sounded a lot more like a slide whistle. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8240 It sounded like a Bflat major 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8241 I should never have blocked those weather alerts on my phone... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8242 Oh crap! I left my keys in there! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8243 I bet it'll struggle to sell now" "I'll put a grand on it. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8244 This minor fall will require a major lift. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8245 I told you we should have insured the piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8246 Delivery by drone has its limitations 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8247 Does it make the room look too small? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8248 The Who must be headlining in Heaven again. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8249 It’s not over till the fat piano zings!!! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8250 Elton did say he would drop by after rehearsal. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8251 On the positive side, I won't forget my housekeys again. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8252 I told you we should have gotten the baby grand 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8253 I hope at least you were serious about starting piano lessons 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8254 I told you we needed a bigger house or a smaller piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8255 Now we'll never find the lost note 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8256 Hmm, you might have to cancel your piano lesson. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8257 Yes, I must agree. That most definitely would be a grand piano. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8258 It said, 'just add water to make your grand piano even grander...' 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8259 The Smiths are so lucky to have a grand piano! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8260 Lucky Johnson’s! Only a broken window from the piccolo. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8261 Well now we have 88 keys for the front door 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8262 So,maybe piano insurance isn’t such a bad idea after all . 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8263 Most kids don't mind 20 mins practice a day? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8264 It is not a good idea to play Beethoven during a storm. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8265 I guess Heaven did not think your practice sessions were heavenly. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8266 Looks out of tune 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8267 He intended it to be his Unfinished Symphony 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8268 See honey, I was right. We didn’t forget the keys. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8269 Lucky no one was there-but I guarantee it made a sound. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8270 If this not karma then I don't know what is. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8271 It may not help to sink in another grand. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8272 That'll teach 'em to order online! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8273 They should be more careful “moving heaven and earth”. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8274 Property damage or a tourist attraction? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8275 Gives new meaning to a concert “bringing down the house.” 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8276 Well, at least it didn’t hit the tree. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8277 The listing agent told me "3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, solid foundation, grand facade." 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8278 I know - but in this market you have to move allegro. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8279 Surprised? No, dear. Amazon told us their new drone delivery would have a few hiccups. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8280 They couldn’t get in because they had the wrong key... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8281 Well, the score did say "attacca." 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8282 So this is what they mean by house music 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8283 Didn't I tell you 'Derecho' was a composition by Rachmaninoff? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8284 I just don’t know! Though I heard Amazon is testing it’s drone delivery service in the area. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8285 Hammerklavier! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8286 Ebony and ivory...Damn! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8287 He caught the sounds on tape and the music has gone viral . 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8288 Wow! Jerry Lee really brought down the house last night! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8289 I told you not to play Stairway to Heaven. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8290 Chop-in undoubtedly! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8291 The movers said it'd be "a piece of cake". 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8292 I know we told them to put to in the lounge room, but this is just ridiculous. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8293 I kept trying different keys until I got it open. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8294 When you told me that you had bought a pianoforte I didn't think it would be anything like that. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8295 I think, I left the keys inside 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8296 Oh that? It's just the 2020 Sonata playing. You haven't heard it yet?' 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8297 To think we got the piano for our big break. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8298 Self destructing Grand Symphony. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8299 At least they left a note. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8300 I think we’re in treble! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8301 You told me to bring the keys 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8302 I thought the piano came with the John Legend? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8303 I’ll still play for Beirut 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8304 Well, it must have been a giant drone to be able to deliver that! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8305 bringing down the house 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8306 Well that really brought down the house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8307 I told you it would fit, but you are always so pessimistic 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8308 Darling, did you opt for ‘crash on delivery’? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8309 I told you not to use that tone with me, now look what happened 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8310 I knew it was too big. It'll have to go upstairs 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
8311 Do you think this will finally help our neighbors believe in climate change? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8312 Word on the street says there was a fight. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8313 Wow, the house band really crushed it last night. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8314 I thought we were expecting Godzilla or aliens in August 2020, but I guess this will do. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8315 The post modern architect who designed this concert house has definitely gone overboard. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8316 Those amazon drones really have it out for us 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8317 This one always brings down the house. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8318 I thought we agreed not to have John Cage do the design? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8319 This is what happens when Billy Joel gets booked in Iowa and he's in a New York State of mind! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8320 Looks like we left the keys on the house again 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8321 Well I guess that puts paid to any accompanyment during the rapture. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8322 tutti frutti oh.... 1.0952 0.02963 63 58 5 0
8323 This is a bit bigger than it looked on Amazon. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8324 Another wrong note 1.0952 0.02493 63 58 5 0
8325 Stuck the landing! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8326 But Honey, we'll be safe here! What are the odds of this happening again? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8327 I told you not to open that box until Christmas. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8328 Whoa! I guess Zeus played the wrong Key. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8329 All the forte and none of the piano. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8330 88 keys and not one for the house anywhere 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8331 Oh! It sounds elephant! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8332 Honey, I believe you now. That grand piano is a big bully" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8333 What to expect when you pray to Mozart 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8334 I heard that the housing market was collapsing 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8335 Damn autocorrect, I meant piano forte, not piano force. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8336 „Ok, it was the last time i ordered something on Amazon!“ 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8337 When someone wants to feel high, but instead ends up literally high. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8338 At least it was only a minor fall 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8339 Geez honey, wouldn’t a mic drop have sufficed? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8340 Great, now we have to find a piano tuner 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8341 What was that sound? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8342 I’m glad we got Amazon Prime 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8343 It’s not the way it looks, it’s about the sound. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8344 I hear this is how they got that final note in ‘A Day in the Life’. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8345 Songs in the key of Aaaaaaaaahhhh! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8346 This is not what I meant by ivory tower. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8347 At least we’ll never forget the keys 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8348 Honey, I told you we should have bought John Legend’s last album 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8349 I guess even the BFG has had enough of shelter-in-place. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8350 Sorry, autocorrect. I meant piano forte, not piano fort 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
8351 Not what meant when I told them to drop off the keys 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8352 ...Is this considered an ‘Act of God’? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
8353 Well, maybe it'll increase our home value by having a giant Steinway... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8354 88 and out 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8355 Looks like someone lost their keys. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8356 I may never get to Carnegie Hall, but Carnegie Hall has come to me. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8357 Honey, here are your keys! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8358 Moral of the story: Don't yell out "Bring the house down!" at a piano recital. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8359 I ordered a grand piano, but this is ridiculous! Badda bing! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8360 I always pictured the angels with an harp 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8361 Big ... albeit deaf ... stork. 1.0938 0.02459 64 59 5 0
8362 Who knew it was so dangerous to upset a cartoon character like Roger Rabbit? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8363 Yeah, pretty good thanks,. Yourself? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8364 You were right when you said it wouldn’t fit through the front door. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8365 This isn't the first time this has happened. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8366 What a shame, imagine how it would have sounded playing a Chopin. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8367 This must be the delivery from the Acme Piano Company. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8368 I heard it was used to play heavy metal 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8369 They laughed when I sat down at the piano... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8370 I'm guessing you wish you had agreed to keep taking lessons as your Mother so nicely asked you to do. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8371 Funny, I was just whistling “Pennies from Heaven”. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8372 Those things are so heavy. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8373 LETS MISS THE ENCORE !! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8374 I TOLD Yvette that playing Bach is just too heavy for this development! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8375 We should have never requested expedited delivery! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8376 It's impossible to find a good piano mover. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8377 What kind of stork carried this Baby Grand? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8378 Honey, I told you strong wind always comes out of nowhere. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8379 ... another delivery by hurricane Laura... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8380 Looks like Mark was playing Symphony of Destruction again off of that album called 'Countdown to Extinction' 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8381 It’s not that bad in the grand scheme of things... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8382 Honey, when I said we need to downsize, that’s not what I meant. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
8383 Omg, I just LOVE what Chip and Jo do! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
8384 I’ve always wanted to play the piano 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8385 No question about what’s happened here - Liberace’s piano was ejected from heaven after he kept playing ‘Is That All There Is’ on an infinite loop. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
8386 It looks like Alex is beginning to focus more on his Liszt repertoire. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8387 Well, now we don't need to worry about buying that baby grand! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
8388 I've heard they have a ways to go on those delivery drones. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
8389 It’s a fantastic piano but for once I’m not jealous of the Park family. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8390 I told you it was a bad idea to purchase a house on “Acme Drive.” 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8391 Her performance brought down the house. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8392 These Steinways were built to last. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8393 It's quite simple. We put the music room on the first floor for the next renovation. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8394 We’re gonna need a bigger drone. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8395 So, inspired by an airfreight tragedy, the House Music 'drop' was born. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8396 As you can see, this house comes with a grand entrance. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8397 I thought that you said this place had a keyless entrance? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8398 We need Sean Penn not Chopin. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8399 I told you he'd make a smash hit one day. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8400 This was supposed to happen before I moved out of the city. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8401 It must have been a thunderous ovation. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8402 At least we won't have to listen to the neighbors tuning it anymore 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8403 I told you it was too big for the bedroom. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8404 Play it again, Sam! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8405 I think King Kong gave them the wrong address. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8406 See, I told you lear the guitar 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8407 The day the music survived we were singing “Bye, Bye, Mr. Donald Trump, thank god your piano and your diatribe died, if we had too many more years of you, I think we all would have died, yes I think we all would have died.” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8408 I told you it was too big. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8409 Always preferred the Bosendorfer." 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8410 Yeah , I ordered air delivery , but not a Piano of this size 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8411 In 2020, not the House that Music Built but .... 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8412 Honestly, I thought it would fit. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8413 At least now we won't run out of keys! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8414 Not Exactly What I Would Call a Grand Collapse! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8415 I think the kids call it house music. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8416 Concerto for Piano and in a major Tornado 1.0862 0.02178 58 54 4 0
8417 Not another key change... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8418 Now that’s what we jazz musicians call bringin’ down the house! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8419 Very funny, Jason, yes this sure is “A Major problem.” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8420 The plane dropped it again Sam. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8421 That's what you get for ordering from Acme. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8422 And I had it tuned just yesterday 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8423 Seems Jack's lessons with the giant aren't going well. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8424 Well, we now have that grand piano you've always been wanting. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8425 Well, you had always wanted a large piano! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8426 I told them a grand staircase would be ill-fitting in a house such as this. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8427 I guess Mother Nature just made another grand entrance 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8428 HE MUST HAVE HIT THE WRONG CHORD! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8429 Climate Change? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8430 Must have been Mahler. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8431 This is taking "Sturm und Drang" to new lenghths. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8432 That Fourth Movement's dynamic! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8433 I can’t remember how we got that thing in the house in the first place... 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8434 I know it's a fixer-upper,but there's still something about it that's quite grand. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8435 Didn't I tell you, music lessons wouldn't fit our lifestyle! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8436 The infra sound of severe storms often seems to originate from aloft but who could have predicted a decrescendo of these proportions? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8437 She had to have " A GRAND PIANO " 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8438 I see major flat. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8439 Mark said that my first music lesson would be nothing like I expected, but I should have expected this. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8440 The probability of that happening has to be astronomical. Are we covered? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8441 So that’s why they called them Stealth Bombers! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8442 I guess you're right. Junior's piano playing brought down the house. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8443 Our home owner's insurance company will find this to be music to their ears. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8444 Helen, God does work in mysterious ways - so you prayed for a grand piano DURING A TORNADO?!!! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8445 That's one big piano. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8446 See, I told you it was dangerous to live in The Keys! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8447 It's not the piano that's gotten bigger, it's the White House that's gotten smaller. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8448 You always said that a grand would not fit. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8449 But I signed up for their newsletter 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8450 I told Jack that going back for the baby grand was a bad idea. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8451 Drop-off service by drone. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8452 I would have put a grand on the probability of that happening. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8453 I hate to say I told you so! I told you so! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8454 You think our insurance covers musical acts of God? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8455 Sigourney Weaver is so getting an Oscar for this. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8456 State Farm says we were only covered for white pianos. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8457 Mozart‘s Texas Revenge 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8458 It could have used a key! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8459 I call that 'pianissimo forte.' 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8460 I told you it wasn't going to fit through the door! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8461 They said a baby grand didn't have the right tone. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8462 I find the cadence of this delivery to be very deceptive. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8463 It's a hit, but I don't think I can dance to it. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8464 I’ve heard of big band music but this is ridiculous! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8465 Looks like a nocturne of chaos. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8466 The celestial choir will be performing a cappella this evening. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8467 Down goes the ivory tower. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8468 I heard the flying monkeys will be here by the end of the year. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8469 I had a bad feeling about Zeus Piano Movers. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8470 But the beanstalk is more than 1 mile awy 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8471 Well that's just Grand Susan.What now? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8472 This sounds like something John Cage would do 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8473 We shouldn’t have hired that ACME company to move us 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8474 Told you it lacked curb appeal. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8475 ..and we’ll call it Tipitina’s 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8476 This is not what I ordered on Wish... 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8477 I guess that’s the end of forgetting my keys when I leave the house. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8478 Maybe we relist as a music studio and solarium? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8479 I totally expected that.... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8480 I didn’t care for Elton John’s performance either. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8481 I guess this is what's known as a 'Symphony of Fate'.... # 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8482 „I swear I’ve told them we will take it if only for the grand pano.” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8483 Umm... So how long did you say is the house loan for? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8484 Well isn’t that grand. Last mile delivery is crushing it. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8485 That was one serious crescendo! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8486 At least I bought home insurance this time. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8487 Woah, you could have told our kid not to hit higher than 120dB” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8488 I knew I should have taken up the guitar... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8489 It's not the Steinway I'd have done it 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8490 Wow! Those were some heavy keys 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8491 I heard their insurance only covers electrical pianos. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8492 I guess when they said same day delivery, they meant it.” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8493 In music theory, this is classified as a Major Scale F Up. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8494 James and the Giant Piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8495 Your couch is taking up too much room 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8496 This is much worse than when that harmonica fell from the sky. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8497 They said the drone ran out of batttery at 100 feet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8498 That sure puts ‘The Tempest’ in Tchaikovsky. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8499 I heard that the satellite radio company was hacked. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8500 Now, we learn how to play. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8501 Now that's my idea of fortissimo! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8502 I believe the lyrics are "A hurricane,A tornado,A falling piano".... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8503 Must've been an asteroid in E minor 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8504 I warned Jack that his musical apology would be received poorly. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8505 I knew we shouldn't have rented the place out to a cartoon character. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8506 The keys to life lie in anticipating the next move. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8507 Trudy, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8508 I think we should try a different key. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8509 Looks like Liberace had another fight with his partner 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8510 Next time let's be especially careful about building between a rock and a hard place 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8511 I guess Zeus told him to practice and they'd throw some thunderbolts together later. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8512 ' and ...the neighbors hated my music' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8513 God. If it were a giant banjo, it'd be an Act of the Devil. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8514 That's one heck of a set of front door keys! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8515 God gave bowling. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8516 Sometimes this happens in the grand scheme of things. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8517 Jack was supposed to get the harp, not the piano! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8518 Well, it WAS a Grand! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8519 They said it would a grand to demolish it, but I didn’t believe it. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8520 I think he found the lost chord 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8521 I told you it wasn't going to fit in the family room. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8522 some pig 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8523 There’s a hundred bucks in piano tuning down the drain. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8524 Were they playing too loud or poorly? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8525 I probably shouldn't have insulted the head of the musician's union. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8526 Do you think if we explain this to our insurance company, they’ll tell us we’re hitting a wrong note? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8527 I hate it when they let Zeus’ piano get out of tune! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8528 Of course! The phrase Pennies From Heaven never made sense to me. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8529 I guess that’s what’s called bringing down the house. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8530 It’s a grandisimo piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8531 I would have preferred a landslide. We could have ended up in a $1,000,000 neighborhood. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8532 Da, Ta, Ta, Trum. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8533 Liberace never really got along with his mother. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8534 What do you mean - "you've done it now"? I only said breakthrough. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8535 It played a snippet of Beethoven's 5th when it landed, so at least that was nice. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8536 I told you drones can't deliver everything. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8537 Yuja Wang must have hit that last chord really hard! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8538 But it’s a BABY grand piano ! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8539 THe drone delivered to the wrong house! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8540 They say angels play harps in heaven. This one has hammers, keys, pedals, and a wooden resonator box. I wonder who dropped it? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8541 We thought that Liberace sold his piano 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8542 You were right Jane, should have gone with the console. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8543 I told that one to my psychiatrist. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8544 I TOLD you it wouldn't fit in this house! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8545 I heard it coming in b flat. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8546 I wonder where the pedagogue went? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8547 Steinway did say never hit high C with the windows closed ... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8548 As God tests us, I hope it's considered an Act for insurance purposes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8549 Holy Piano! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8550 The desk clerk heard the woman laugh As he looked around the aftermath and the soldier got tough He tried to grab the woman's hand Said, here's a ring, it cost a grand She said, that ain't enough! 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
8551 You were right, Audrey, it doesn't fit into the living room. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8552 That Amazon drone delivery service needs work. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8553 Let’s play it safe and forget the keys 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8554 If only he was this accurate with my newspaper. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8555 This is the Jerry Lee Lewis house. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8556 Pete went on to change Rock & Roll history; but with an electric guitar. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8557 For this event, the F Scale is irrelevant. That was a c-sharp minor chord. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8558 So this is how you're trying to shut me up? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8559 I guess that pianist really brought the house down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8560 I tried to tell the movers it wouldn't fit Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.0847 0.02744 59 55 4 0
8561 It must have been the wrong key. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8562 Maybe we should have gotten a baby grand. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8563 This strikes a chord with me, but I can't say exactly why 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8564 The insurance company is not going to like the look and sound of this. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8565 Are you happy now, we don't have a house or a piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8566 If Music be the food of love...newlyweds... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8567 This house is so in tune. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8568 We’d better chop down the beanstalk before the entire orchestra performs 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8569 Please go play a minor key. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8570 I told you the concert one was too big for the house. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8571 I guess contactless delivery wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8572 They tried to put out the resulting fire with a giant seltzer water, but truck slipped on a giant banana peel. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8573 Didn't you ask for white-glove delivery? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8574 Did you hear anything?". "No!". "Me neither, but that's not my forte...". 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8575 Well I guess we can't get it into the house that way. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8576 They fixed the engines; now the lounges need work. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8577 It's not a Steinway. There goes the neighborhood. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8578 That last note was a bit off key. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8579 Imagine if it were an upright. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8580 I know, right? What are the chances? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8581 I know you said "the piano is growing on me" but this is a bit much. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8582 They had such good reviews on Yelp! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8583 I guess his talent brought the house down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8584 I always thought that flat was sharp. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8585 I tried to tell you it was too big for our house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8586 Zoom Cloud collaspe at Canegie Hall 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8587 I think the movers may have rushed the job. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8588 Debussy’s Estampes requires a big piano finish. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8589 That new composition really was groundbreaking 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8590 Wow ,that reminds me.....I really hated piano lessons as a kid ! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8591 Apparently that was a bit more than the Covid 15. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8592 We should have bought a smaller piani 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8593 Next time let's opt for pickup instead of drone delivery. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8594 Tornadoes are great equalizers. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8595 I told you to leave the spare keys in the mailbox 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8596 Is this included in the “waiting for the other shoe to drop” adage? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8597 Sforzando! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8598 Yeah, all the way from the Florida Keys. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8599 Never get Jerry Lee Lewis mad at you! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8600 I told them not to buy a Bosendorfer grand. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8601 It guess Orsino finally got his fill. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8602 I told you the baby grand was a fit. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8603 The paper meant it literally when they said the concert brought down the house. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8604 Darned Giant! And we thought the drums hit a sour key! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8605 The giant must not have like Jack's playing. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8606 Actually, I kind of like it. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8607 They say it played a glissando in B flat when it fell. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8608 Is this your piano...no? At least you got a nice piano out of the deal. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8609 Well honey, after 10 years of marriage, I finally got you the piano you have always wanted. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8610 Music really changes our lives ... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8611 Maybe they should fine tune their expedited free delivery 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8612 I thought they were giant murder hornets, not Hohners. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8613 Bringing down the house seems too easy. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8614 Ironically, it's a tragedy of a minor scale... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8615 2020 just keeps getting worse. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8616 Steinway?? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8617 Grand house, but the yard seems small. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8618 So that's why they call it a "Godzilla Grand." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8619 That's a bit of an overdramatic way of "bringing down the house." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8620 His last concerto really brought the house down. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8621 Looks like they brought the wrong set of keys. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8622 I knew I shouldn't have quit so young. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8623 I loved the cowbell in this orchestra, moving. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8624 When I told you could have the KEYS to my house...... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8625 That strikes a chrod with me! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8626 Had to do something after having it on EBay for 10 months and not a bite 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8627 That sonata really brought the house down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8628 And this is not the first time. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8629 It's going to cost us at least one grand. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8630 That's the last time I get a tuning fork from Ollivanders. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8631 I ordered the “grandest”, maybe that was a mistake? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8632 I guess that was one of John Cage's lost pieces. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8633 Well, you always wanted a house with a grand entrance... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8634 Do you think this can be classified as an act of God? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8635 Monk said: “The piano ain’t got no wrong notes.” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8636 I asked Mom to send a "note," but ....! or I asked Mom to send a "note." Do you think that's it??? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8637 Well, now we got your black roof. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8638 I think they gave us the wrong set of keys. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8639 So much for The Wicked Pianist of the East. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8640 I guess His new harpist couldn't play the piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8641 So this is what a Category 88 hurricane looks like. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8642 Really should have kept it downstairs. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8643 Looks like the house concert for tonight is cancelled. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8644 god, i hate it when some bach-knock-off brings the house down 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8645 The Amazon reviews said it cost a ton, none of them mentioned the weight. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8646 I told you I’d bring the house down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8647 They didn't exaggerate with the term "great piano"... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8648 In the grand scheme, I thought we needed more music in our house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8649 We should have left it downstairs 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8650 I told you not to invite Charlie Sheen!! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8651 This is a grand pain-o. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8652 I told Jack to just grab the goose, but he insisted on the piano, too. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8653 I told you we shouldn't have built within tornado range of the concert hall. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8654 Her musical talents weighed heavily on the family. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8655 It’s Horowitz’s Beluga Grand. The gravity barrier wore through.” Will Hunter, Plymouth MA 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8656 You like this house, I hate it. It just can’t be so black and white 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8657 I guess it was about time our ivory tower came crashing down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8658 It should fit. It's just a Baby Grand. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8659 It's open concept, but without the concept... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8660 I guess they don't need cocktail music upstairs. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8661 I told you that playing on the roof would bring down the house. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8662 The concert pianist's performance really brought down the house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8663 Maybe next time, not so grand. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8664 What a rip-off! That piano looks NOTHING like in the picture 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8665 well, we did agree on a fix-er-upper. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8666 Well at least she found her keys. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8667 I guess we should have measured the living room before having the piano delivered 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8668 See what Jack brought down this time! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8669 They're including it in the discount hurricane sales price. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8670 Which metaphor do you prefer? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8671 Dear, an upright would have been easier to deliver. And next time, don't hire Fine piano delivery. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8672 Dun-dun-dun-DUN! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8673 I misunderstood; I thought you said Laurel would hit the Keys. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8674 An overwhelming passion for music, I’d say. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8675 He always said he would bring the house down. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8676 Truly a grand entrance 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8677 It's a good thing we super-sized our home insurance. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8678 Have they just dropped a grand on a new roof? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8679 Well, it is bigger than we needed and it was not clearly stated that “fast delivery” was by helicopter 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8680 Pianisimo! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8681 Looks like Amazon has a lot more work to do on their Drone Delivery System. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8682 I heard they were testing a new trebuchet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8683 We probably shouldn't have objected to her practicing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8684 Gotta say, that’s a weird-looking asteroid. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8685 Did Piano found a bottle labelled as “Drink me”? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8686 Uh oh, our homeowner's insurance does not cover piano tuning. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8687 It’s a piece called 4’33’’ of hell. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8688 That's a new type of home wrecker. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8689 this is my first outdoor concert 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8690 Hmmm ... I wonder if that house belongs to the Wicked Witch of the West? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8691 I thought we were tuned it... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8692 She came in through the bathroom window... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8693 So you finally got your piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8694 I was enjoying Beethoven's Fifth when suddenly .... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8695 Apparently the Amazon delivery drone program has real limitations. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8696 The review said, “..a pianistic Tour de Force that brought the house down!”... no argument here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8697 We forgot to measure the vestibule. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8698 It just could not handle that low Bflat. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8699 It certainly gives new meaning to "brought down the house." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8700 I prayed for a grand piano but I forgot to pray for it to be it in good condition! 1.0847 0.02146 59 55 4 0
8701 I asked them if it would fit in the house, not on the house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8702 I always wanted to be a pianist, but this is too much. 1.0847 0.02744 59 55 4 0
8703 That new player piano roof sure sounded great at the time of installation, but now it has hit a bit of a sour note with me. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8704 They said it would be 'no-contact' delivery. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8705 This is why it’s called climate change, not global warming 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8706 God knows it's hard to learn to play the piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8707 Remember when I told you my piano teacher was particularly angry when I cancelled my lessons during CO-Vid? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8708 He gave a great concert, but it was his encore that brought the house down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8709 That God. Liberace died years ago 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8710 It must have been the Rachmaninoff. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8711 Well, so much for "The Instrument of the Immortals." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8712 You'd think they would check the weather forecast before using the bug drones. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8713 Some helicopter pilot! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8714 I knew St. Peter was struggling with his lessons, but he needs to get a grip! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8715 Beethoven was working on a new score in heaven when he got a little frustrated... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8716 I know we said we missed going to concerts during Covid, but this is ridiculous! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8717 It appears as though my prayers got jumbled- I didn’t ask for Pianos from heaven I said “pennies from heaven”! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8718 It looks like the "Almighty" couldn't handle the Rach III 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8719 That's the wrong key, honey. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8720 Talk about a finale! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8721 Well, that answers my question about whether Victor Borge still wears his seatbelt in heaven... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8722 That's one GRAND piano alright. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8723 Looks like the Johnsons got a piano. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8724 I told you this was a bad idea. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8725 I never heard them play. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8726 The final chord was simply smashing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8727 Such a deal you said! This really Burns me up. Now we have to go out for for dinner again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8728 Didn’t I say we should have gone for the baby grand? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8729 So much for Hurricane Rachmaninoff 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8730 It’s a Stradivarius. They’ll make a killing on that. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8731 There is more than a tornado at fault here. 1.0847 0.02146 59 55 4 0
8732 The performance was so good it brought the house down!7 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8733 Chico Marx and Franz Liszt must be feuding again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8734 This must be the grand finale he promised us when he first moved in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8735 It was the childhood home of the musical prodigy Kong Kong. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8736 She has no excuse not to practice now. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8737 That heavenly choir sure can bring down the house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8738 I told you a grand piano is too big for a bungalow. Now will you settle for a Jew's harp? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8739 I think it’ll need retuning 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8740 I knew we shouldn't have gone with the grand piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8741 THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO SALVAGE ENOUGH TO BUILD A PIANO FORT 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8742 He should spend more time practicing his scale. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8743 They say a mouse did it. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8744 Wrong key, I guess. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8745 Looks like someone signed up for The New Yorker's Daily Humor Newsletter. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8746 Well,I told you she was too loud about the piano lessons. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8747 Now I regret calling Liberace 'overrated'. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8748 That’s how you make a grand entrance 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8749 Piano lessons are going to be very expensive. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8750 It's ok - I heard they're insured for major and minor scale destructions. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8751 Smashing piano solo, it brought the down! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8752 “Perhaps it was a little too grand for us after all.” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8753 Do you think Burns has anger issues? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8754 I guess it wasn't such a good fit for a roof. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8755 Is that a large piano, or do we have a small house? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8756 They did say they'd drop it by today but I thought we ordered a baby grand. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8757 He said it looked like a swinging spot, and he'd get his best people over before voting day. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8758 Well, you wanted more music around the house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8759 What did you call ACME insurance again? Loony? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8760 Wow. Great party. blew the roof off. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8761 The neighbor boy told me he always wanted a grand piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8762 I don't think it's hyperbole to say the house is a total disaster and it's time to face the music. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8763 Our insurance doesn't cover musical acts of God. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8764 When you asked the gods to give the Giants a grand slam, you should have been a little more specific! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8765 That must have been some performance. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8766 Well that was loud. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8767 And you were worried about the price of the lessons. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8768 They didn’t understand that when we said to elevate the quality of the music meant to elevate the instruments as well. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8769 The storm was so big it turned the grand pianos into frisbees 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8770 I’m throwing out all my Billy Joel and Elton John albums 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8771 My latest piece, destruction in A-flat. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8772 I am pretty sure it was a B flat 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8773 After cats, dogs and men it’s now raining grand pianos... nothing surprises me anymore #2020 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8774 He played a mean piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8775 Thanks mate for letting me know this disaster happening in advance 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8776 The neighbors said the crash sounded pianissimo 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8777 Damn, I should have left the piano at Washington Square Park instead of bringing it back 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8778 In quarantine, even God’s angry at her husband. His piano this time, next time him. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8779 Take a note, silence is destructive 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8780 I had heard that Sam’s quarantine recital really brought down the house. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8781 watch out! It’s coming Steinway! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8782 Every other Tuesday in ACME, NY". 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8783 The neighbors thought the “satisfying” video game looked like a good suggestion. We’re all a little out of touch with reality. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8784 Does this fall within our force majeure clause? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8785 we will, we will rock you", the neighbors had said 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8786 That must be the mama Grand 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8787 Well that wasn’t on my 2020 bingo card 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8788 This is...crescendo. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8789 I told him not to play heavy metal music. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8790 I told you to wait until I got in 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8791 Not sure if this will fall under flood or force majeure. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8792 I told you those delivery drones are not safe. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8793 A musical reckoning 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8794 There is nothing "Royal" here actually 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8795 It’s raining pianos — hallelujah 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8796 We are very lucky now we have a piano. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8797 And that, is where the babies come from. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8798 No, no, I wanted to learn to play Derecho on the piano, not have a Derecho drop one on the house! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8799 I wish we could have moved out on a lighter note 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8800 The weatherman predicted a bittersweet symphony when it was actually Beethoven’s 5th 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8801 When music breaks free 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8802 So, does this mean God’s moving, or...? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8803 I hope the roadrunner family wasn’t home. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8804 We’ll build around it.” @tummieyummie2 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8805 SOLD! To 2020, 1 million dollars. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8806 Off key 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8807 It is difficult to find good movers now-a-days. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8808 Luckily we happen to be insured for that 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8809 Forget the house. How do we repair the giant piano? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8810 That was quite the “crash”-endo! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8811 : "Don't worry, Billy Joel will be along soon to fix it!" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8812 And that’s on buying stuffs on the Internet 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8813 So much for my grand designs for this house! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8814 I have a feeling our insurance will still say it's natural disaster 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8815 Jeez first the MS-13 family moves next door now this 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8816 I meant Foyer, not Fauré! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8817 music does save minds 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8818 Well he wasn’t kidding, Timmy really hates taking piano lessons 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8819 only in New York baby 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8820 Looks like the Major moved out and a flat miner moved in 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8821 Know your Italian, dear. Did you order a grand piano or a grande piano? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8822 I'm told it'll need some minor repairs. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8823 look they hit the cannonball right 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8824 At least they didn’t charge for delivery 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8825 Well there goes the the rest of the year... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8826 Looks like that Vivaldi brand deal fell through with the Four Seasons 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8827 See, Sharon. I knew I didn’t forget the keys. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8828 I wished for an epic bass drop, not an epic piano drop 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8829 We should have stuck to the upright piano. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
8830 Well he did say his solo would bring the house down... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8831 I told you the stadium concert grand was too big. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8832 What a drone! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8833 Well... now you have your grand entrance. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8834 I only just realized how small our house was. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8835 Well, on the bright side, at least the keys didn't end up in my mouth this time, having somehow traveled through my skull and replaced my teeth. I fucking hate it when that happens. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8836 House...Bee flat... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8837 I would have been happy with a little less tremolo” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8838 Here comes the story of the hurricane... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8839 looks like we have officially hit a low note in life. haha get it cheryl? get it hun? like- oh okay. well on the bright side, we can still fuck outside like animals. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8840 I think it may have misunderstood that thing about bringing down the house. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8841 The hurricane struck the keys especially hard. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8842 I wasn’t expecting this, were you? 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
8843 And then God said, "That thing is not a harp!" 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8844 Hey maestro, brought down the house is just an expression. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8845 Ding dong, Elton John is dead. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8846 I have a bad feeling about this. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8847 A flat major always brings down the house. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8848 I understand our neighbor was playing Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody no 15 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8849 I told him not to order the pho grand from Amazon drone delivery. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8850 When you try to play classical piano, but your neighbor plays metal rock. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8851 I told you we shouldn’t keep a coyote as a pet 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8852 i told you we should have ordered an upright. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8853 Damn. I forgot the keys. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8854 So much for Hoagy Carmichael's 'Buttermilk Sky' 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8855 Broken Music 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8856 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered on line. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8857 It was the end of the BIG BAND Era 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8858 Yes, that's dark jazz. Or, it's an election year. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8859 He did recently mention that his life was coming to a crescendo. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8860 What it is, definitely not a Baby Grand! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8861 We'll need a loan to restring it 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8862 too bad it wasn't a grand house 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8863 Raise the roof? Nah. Bring down the house. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8864 It’s sad that ebony and ivory were never in perfect harmony 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8865 Not exactly Chopin's C minor, am I right? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8866 Even for 2020 this seems a bit on the nose. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8867 I never could read notes 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8868 #-T.S. Eliot was wrong. -? - The world doesn’t end with a whimper but with a band. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
8869 We needed to make room for a classroom 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8870 Our financial system when the feds stops printing money. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8871 Now that’s how you B Flat 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8872 Art’s really come a long way. They used to just play the darn thing. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8873 Good thing we weren’t inside. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
8874 If this were charades, my guess would be House Music. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
8875 I didn’t know that practicing could bring the house down‘ 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
8876 I guess I forgot my keys at home. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
8877 You said you it was a parlor piano! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
8878 I guess it wasn't grand enough. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
8879 I told you it was going to be tough getting it up the stairs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8880 She wasn't just fat, she was STRONG! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8881 I told you those micro-houses weren't built to last. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8882 Some people have no appreciation for the arts. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8883 Art Tatum overdid it again. I wish he'd pick a different cloud platform. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8884 I told you God does not like Schopenhauer 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8885 David must’ve played the wrong chord 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8886 Oh man, tuning this will cost a fortune now. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8887 Is this what you meant by a low key makeover? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8888 Gee, I thought it would look better a little to the right. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8889 Listening to the weather forecast is the key. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8890 So much for our grand entrance. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8891 IT WAS THE BULK OF OUR ESTATE 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8892 I prayed for a grand piano, not an immense piano 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8893 I’ve always wanted a piano, but this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8894 Maybe the baby grand would have been a better choice. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8895 ... and this is your house on left-wing news. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8896 I filed a claim for $88 grand. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8897 BEST! CRESCENDO! EVER! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8898 Not exactly what I had in mind when I asked the tenants to leave they keys on the front porch. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8899 Looks like Hummel and Beethoven are at it again. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8900 When you said you had ordered special keys to open the door, I think someone made a big mistake. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8901 So much for Amazon's new tag line: "Safe, fast drone delivery everywhere!" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8902 That giant will do anything to avoid practicing! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8903 Frank Gehry is really losing his touch. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8904 You HAD to have the Bosendorfer! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8905 A guy named Waits will testify that the piano had been drinking. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8906 Just grand, baby. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8907 I thought I heard a crescendo last night. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8908 lipstick on a pig 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8909 I’m sorry Jane, those ‘Despacito’ tutorials really went to my head 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
8910 I still stand by not taking it up the stairs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8911 Maybe the sky-is-falling coronavirus models were right... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8912 What can I tell you? The piano fell out of key. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8913 couldn’t afford the mortgage anyway 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8914 Crescendo Crashendo. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8915 It was an F Major. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8916 Pity. Just about an octave too low. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8917 If this isn't considered an act of God, our Homeowners Policy wouldn't cover it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8918 I did say to use keys to open the house. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8919 In musical parlance it’s what we would call ‘falling flat’. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8920 That's about a six hundred grand piano. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8921 It's not any worse than 2020. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8922 I agree that it looks good in the entryway, but the living room has better acoustics. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8923 I guess now I understand why they say the piano is a percussion instrument. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8924 I've never really liked deconstructionism 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8925 Well, that was a grand finale. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8926 It all happened in lento motion. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8927 I ran here as soon as I heard the crescendo. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8928 There are 88 keys just waiting for us. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8929 Do you know any funeral dirges? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8930 Well, you always wanted to learn to play...maybe you can be the new Liberace and make up for not paying the homeowners' insurance 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8931 I think the money for the lessons may be wasted 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8932 I asked for a little light piano. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8933 Talk about bringing the house down... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8934 It seems the piano is out of tune!! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8935 I guess he didn't want Little Richard's piano on Air Force One. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8936 Not everything needs to be delivered priority express, you know.. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8937 I call it, Progressive Jazz 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8938 We shouldn’t have stored it in the attic. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8939 I guess we're gonna have to get it tuned again. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8940 I guess jazz has gone heavy metal 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8941 So that's how the other half lives! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8942 I said "get the baby grand" sheesh. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8943 Actually, could we see it in the parlor room? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8944 It’s a Grand night for singing! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8945 At least a hard rock concert didn't land on the house, imagine the horrors of these roadies invading! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8946 So. It looks like Liberace has finally gotten around to redecorating. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8947 Can you believe it? Just minutes after the realtor dropped off the keys. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8948 No dear, pretty sure its a Steinway. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8949 Great, another hoax. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8950 But "no," you said, "I'm going to have that Grand Piano one way or another!" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8951 The exterminator says it's probably road-runners. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8952 That's not what I meant when I said "Stop the Music!" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8953 Our insurance doesn't cover acts of Elton." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8954 Well, that number really brought down the house . 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8955 I told them the baby grand was a bad idea. You never want to come between one of those and their young. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8956 I told you that a grand piano was too large for this space! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8957 I think that's the new Tesla model 88. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8958 I told you piano lessons is a bad idea. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8959 I didn't know He was a piano player. That changes things. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8960 We're right in the middle of pianado alley. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8961 I really don't believe "Grand" piano is appropriate in this situation. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8962 It's for an atonal piece I'm composing. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8963 I told you a large pianist is nothing but trouble. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8964 I think it will make a great country and western song.” Don Dechman Austin TX 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8965 I heard Liberace isn't happy in heaven. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8966 Everything's bigger on those dreamliners 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8967 Wasn't a good fit, was it? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8968 Tone clusters. So hot right now. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8969 I think we'll have to get it tuned. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8970 We probably should have used a professional piano mover. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8971 That seems about right for this year. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8972 Well, you called it...right on the nose. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8973 Cool! I heard he was dropping a new tune today! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8974 It can only mean 2020 is no accident: There is a God. And she's pissed. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8975 At least it’s an upgrade on space junk. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8976 You know, you're right. It IS a Grand Piano. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8977 Ah, so this is what they mean by moving music. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8978 I would say that's one encore too many. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8979 You just had to go with the XL-grand. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8980 Even the Farmers agent said no way a baby grand can grow up and return home. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8981 Well I guess that explains why the hills were alive with the sound of music... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8982 Strange, the store promised no-contact delivery. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8983 Grand" isn't the name for it!!!! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8984 He was warned not to play Beethoven’s Fifth on the deck. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8985 See? I told you Trump is the best pianist in the whole world! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8986 That was very forte for that piano. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8987 I thought it was PI in the sky, not PIano. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8988 honey,I think this one might be a bit too big 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8989 I thought it's supposed to rain pennies.. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8990 At least it was a grand exit. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8991 Who says culture doesn't have its place in this madness~? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8992 I never realized a concert grand was quite that large. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8993 Piano tunes that brought the house down 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8994 Grand piano?... No!....It's more like a gigantic piano who could not fly. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8995 Uh oh, uh oh. Duh dum 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8996 Well. She said she would blow the roof off before her performance tomorrow. I think she is ready.. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8997 It’s the grandest of all grand pianos which plays a little flat. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
8998 When you said Hurricane Roy made a grand entrance I thought you were exaggerating. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8999 That's Joe Biden's America for ya. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9000 I heard he moved because he was never happy with the acoustics. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9001 Jack always said there are giants in the sky. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9002 I thought it was "candle" in the wind. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9003 That’s just Grand! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9004 Hmmm .... somebody up there is banging on those keys a little too forcefully.” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9005 is this what is meant by "bringing down the house!?" 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9006 That’s one way to take out your frustration. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9007 He always said he wanted to make it big in the business. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9008 It looked great in the concert hall. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9009 Such a shame that Steinway's keys were damaged. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9010 Was that a Cat 3 or Cat 4, do you think? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9011 I told you it it wouldn't fit through the door 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9012 I knew he could throw a grand tantrum, but who knew he could throw a grand piano all the way from DC. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9013 Let's just say I wasn't happy with my instructor. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9014 It might be too grand for the living room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9015 Pianos are transported by helicopter these days? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9016 Surely this is a misdelivery, because nobody I know would order that. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9017 Do you have the keys? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9018 That's not what I meant by "do you have the key"... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9019 I think we found the keys to the castle 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9020 Use the piano forte, Luce. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9021 Somehow it reminds me of that old Frank Sinatra tune, 'Pennies From Heaven'. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9022 Yes, it was a great performance; but I didn't think it would be my house. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9023 Finally out ! It took the heavens to shower pianos for us to move out of our homes this year 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9024 I told you it wouldn't fit, Cheryl. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9025 I heard he brought the house down. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9026 You know this neighborhood used to be so peaceful.. then the toons starting moving in. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9027 I wish Gulliver had stuck with the harmonica. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9028 Wow. Firing Junior's piano teacher went way worse than when we let his piccolo tutor go. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9029 That hurricane wasn't supposed to give us things that we could play the end of the world's theme......Mozarts requeim 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9030 It's still better than 2020. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9031 I told you it was too big for the house! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9032 I guess she didn't like my rendition of "Tell Laura I Love Her" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9033 I wonder if I should cancel the piano tuner? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9034 So much for piano recitals on transcontinental flights! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9035 That is not what I what to see! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9036 Oddly enough, this tragedy hit me like a ton of bricks 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9037 I thought you had Prime. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9038 And you thought you found the key to home insurance! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9039 Now that’s how you end on a down note. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9040 This was rapidly in crescendo. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9041 I think there4-2013-496a-a551-589b753c405c.1598663651.1.1598663681.1598663651.aead43ea-02f2-4733-a6ce-847081e48 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9042 Wow! That must have been some grand piano blow out sale! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9043 How the mighty fall. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9044 Do you think we should've got a smaller one? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9045 I thought it might not fit. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9046 Well, they told me it would fit through the door. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9047 And we just had the piano tuned! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9048 So, honey, the redecorating looks good, but I'm gonna go get some artistically ripped wallpaper.... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9049 Home, sweet home! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9050 This will mean another unfinished symphony, it won't be as famous as the other one. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9051 I thought only cymbals crashed. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9052 I always considered light entertainment at a house warming party as really unnecessary" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9053 The concert grand is too large for the music room. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9054 They predicted this would be south of us. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9055 Strange, they were all in the mood for a memory - and he had them feeling alright. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9056 A note too much. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9057 It must have been B Flat. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9058 A larger house would’ve been prudent. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9059 I must have accidentally ordered a grande piano. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9060 No, I got it..... failed drone delivery! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9061 Well, what do you think about it? I don't know. I wouldn't want to live in there. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9062 That is not what I meant by ‘Do you have the keys?’” Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Raton, F 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9063 That's something to take note of... Tom Radigan, New York City 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9064 We shouldn't have told him his playing would bring the house down. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9065 I told 'em. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9066 Their playing really brought down the house! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9067 The forecasters nailed it. It’s definitely a cat 5 on the Steinway scale. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9068 Even I wasn't expecting such a Baby Grand finale! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9069 That piece sure ended with a bang. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9070 He became frustrated when none of the keys seemed to work. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9071 Maybe I was a little chippy when I prayed for more music in my life.. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9072 Well, now you know where your house keys went. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9073 At least now I'll never forget where my keys are. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9074 In retrospect, I should have gone for the upright, but the description online was deceptive. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9075 I knew we should have ordered "White Glove" service with the Drone delivery! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9076 It looks like that we will need more shiplap. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9077 Things like this are why I started going to therapy. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9078 Wife: "Its going to cost a fortune to rebuild" Husband: "It only took a grand to destroy it" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9079 Do you think the keys still work? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9080 Damn, I can't wait for 2020 to end. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9081 Were Laurel and Hardy moving a piano on the moon? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9082 A Major catastrophe! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9083 Treble in Paradise 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9084 It's the crescendo of 2020. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9085 Deaf Tones 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9086 This Donnie Darko: The Musical is a bit weird. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9087 Shoot, our masks were in there. kcaption 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9088 Didn’t think I could actually bring down the house over Zoom, but I guess people are desperate to be entertained. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
9089 Uh, that's where they delivered the piano 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9090 Is this your boat- uh, I mean your piano? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9091 Well I’ve heard of Baby Grand Pianos, but I’ve never seen a full grown adult before. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9092 Looks like the corner was A-Sharp. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9093 Well, at least we know it wasn't Wagner's fault. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9094 Beethoven’s ghost strikes again 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9095 If anything I would’ve thought it was going to be a falling anvil... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9096 This is not what i meant when i said “Take five guys” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9097 I asked God to hear something by Derecho. His humor WAS NOT subtle! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9098 At 500k, it’s a steal in this school district! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9099 Next time I'm in charge of booking the removalists 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9100 Now I know this is the end of the world. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9101 There’s something you don’t see everyday, a Steinway! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9102 This isn’t what I thought they meant by “turnkey” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9103 honey, why couldn’t you have ordered a harmonica? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9104 No, your policy doesn’t cover this. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9105 PiaNOOOOOOO!!! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9106 There goes the neighborhood Ludwig 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9107 I knew it wouldn't fit in our house 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9108 Well hun, that’s the last time we play grand opera. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9109 It looks like my childhood home. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9110 Everyone told me Acme insurance was a bad investment. Who’s laughing now? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9111 Everything but the kitchen sink 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9112 Yeah right, Minor Fugue... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9113 This is not the grand entrance I had in mind. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9114 include it and we’ll get over asking for sure 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
9115 Finally, a grand house that we can finally afford! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9116 She really brought down the house. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9117 Let's do 'Rock, Scissors, Paper' to see which one we save." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9118 I knew drone deliveries would cause problems. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9119 I bet it was that damn D.R.E. intro 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9120 But honey, drone-based delivery is the future. We all just need to accept some bumps along the road of progress. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9121 So your claim of having a giant pianist wasn’t just some lame ruse to get me to go home with you! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9122 I think our contractor switched to metric at the last minute. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9123 Well, there's your crescendo. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9124 It's not my fault the weather didn't report showering pianos! 1.0702 0.01770 57 54 3 0
9125 i am afraid Elton John’s toupe will move when he plays here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9126 I tried to tell you it wouldn't fit. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9127 Well, there's this kingdom in the sky...long story short, it's the giant's piano. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9128 You can't even give them away these days. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9129 I’m cancelling the neighborhood recital. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9130 The forecast only called for light spinets or a sprinkling of harpsichords. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9131 It's not the first time a piano solo brought down the house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9132 I told you to stick with classical! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9133 Looks like Boris Badenov came out of retirement. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9134 It looks like they’ve misplaced their keys again! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9135 They were serious about dropping a few grand into renovations. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9136 Now isn't that just grand?! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9137 And you can have the piano on the house 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9138 We'll call it "Renzo's Grand Folly". 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9139 I mean, you hear a lot about making a grand entrance, but this is ridiculous! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9140 I think the pilot got confused and yelled “Yamaha” instead of “Banzai. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9141 Maybe delivering pianos by drones is not a very good idea. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9142 That baby's gonna cost a heckuva lot more than a grand. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9143 How do I get to Carnegie Hall? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9144 Apparently there are limits to drone deliveries. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9145 Etiude piano? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9146 Too bad it wasn’t a baby grand, otherwise we would’ve had a chance. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9147 They said he was working on his new opus, Discordant Symphony #1. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9148 Heavenly shades of night are falling, it's twilight time . Damn! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9149 Do you think the contractor misunderstood when I said we wanted to drop a grand on the house? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9150 I always told him the house was too small. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9151 Tragic as pianist was almost through 'La Campanella.' 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9152 That sounded just like the end of "a day in the life"! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9153 We always did say his playing brings down the house 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9154 how are you gonna explain this to our insurance company? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9155 It’s a new demolition company—piano and house for one low price. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9156 An effort to resolve a chord? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9157 I told you plain and simple: Please order a top piano - not a piano on top. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9158 Let me guess: decrescendo in B flat major?! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9159 Well, Amazon sure blew that one. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9160 Etude in East-South-East? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9161 Jack goes up the beanstalk and got the goose with the golden eggs,and we get the piano. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9162 Well, I guess the extraterrestrials have sent us a musical message. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9163 Pianos From Heaven 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9164 I told them their house wasn’t big enough for a Grand. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9165 This is one way to orchestrate a remodel. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9166 Bob's prayers for a grand piano were finally answered. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9167 Oh well, we were due for a new roof anyway. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9168 But they promised contactless delivery. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9169 It was advertised to have huge sound that could bring down the house. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9170 Crimanetly! What are the chances! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9171 Maybe you shoulda played it in B minor. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9172 ... guess we use the keyboard for a doorbell... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9173 The Crisis of Contemporary Music: Sonata for a Piano Crushing Home, attendance: 2! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9174 Rachmaninov has just had it with all the lousy piano playing in Heaven. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9175 ...and the storm ended with a great crescendo! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9176 The online option clearly said, "Home delivery" not delivery on home! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9177 He must of hit the B flat. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9178 What a grand mess! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9179 Major Key 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9180 I'm telling you, the gentrification in Steinway is ruining the neighborhood. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9181 It is a great piece, but next time I'll get it on DVD 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9182 The programme says it's meant to be "a fusion of art, music and architecture", I think they just wanted to get revenge on their neighbour. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9183 Dang! I didn"t renew our pianos from the sky insurance 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9184 Good thing we got the comprehensive coverage. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9185 Maybe the drone delivery wasn’t such a great idea. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9186 Check out that keyboard. God must have really big hands. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9187 I love a good crashinto 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9188 I told you concerts in the sky was a bad way to attract passengers. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9189 The crash was very forte. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9190 No need for the key I suppose. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9191 I had a feeling his performance would bring down the house 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9192 You might have known it wouldn’t fit in our little house! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9193 Shall We Play Beethoven! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9194 Ahh don't you just love performance art?! They call it 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9195 Wouldn't you know it? We're only insured for giant spinets. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9196 Well, I guess you were right, it was never going to fit in the house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9197 Whether a Steinway Baldwin or Kimball, it's the piano tuner's last jingle! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9198 I told you the spinet would have fit better in our living room 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9199 I told them not to cut down the bean stalk. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9200 Darling, did you forget to pay the piano teacher again? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9201 I told you it was a little off key. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9202 ...well, it's got a nice finish. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9203 Not good, I'm only covered up through Baby Grands. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9204 So that is what they mean by piano forte! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9205 Grand Remodel Start 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9206 Well, you have to admit that Chopin Piano Recital really brought down the house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9207 Let me guess, a Chicken Little game with string theory? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9208 On the other hand, we always wanted a grand piano 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9209 I ahve no idea where it came from; the music was outside the box. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9210 I guess we'll finally make a start on the refreshing of the bedrooms. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9211 I suspect Tex Avery. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9212 I never did care for heavy metal music. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9213 I didn't think this is what you meant when you said that you wanted to airdrop a few tunes! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9214 Bringing Down the House COVID style. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9215 I said I wish we could get Pennies from Heaven 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9216 Bogey finally had enough of this guy playing "As Time Goes by." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9217 Let’s start signing again for deliveries. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9218 Correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't the name of that song 'Pennies from Heaven?" 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9219 I asked the sellers for an extra key. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9220 My guess is that is not what you were expecting when you told the sales guy you want an upright. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9221 I guess it's not easy having Zeus at home all the time. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9222 A real sign from heaven if ever I saw one...! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9223 I believe the piano and the delivery drone will need some fine tuning. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9224 It's good we have insurance for large-scale disasters. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9225 Most kids want a tree house - - my dad built me a piano forte! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9226 Looks like God finally had enough. He kept Mozart and kicked his piano out! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9227 Which well-heeled celebrity do you think we should sue? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9228 I love it when the beat drops. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9229 I'll bet their insurance company denies coverage! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9230 So much for Lemuel Gulliver, piano tuner. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9231 THIS 'music is what feelings sound like' right now 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9232 Grand Payload: "Billionaires will test their rockets with anything these days." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9233 How Ira Gershwin-esque . 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9234 She: "Look, Jackson Browne must be in towne!" He: "Whoops, this may spoil his grande entrance." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9235 I probably shouldn't have asked for drone delivery. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9236 I told you! The price on this house was so low because of the beanstalk. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9237 That bad boy ought to keep MS-13 out of our yard. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9238 Thats a baby grand grand that kissed our house 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9239 Who knew playing "A Day in the Life" that loud would be so dangerous... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9240 Well that's a crescendo! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9241 drops piano concerto takes down the house 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9242 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9243 Looks like the Amazon drones need to be calibrated again 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9244 Well, at least we have the keys. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9245 I guess we better cancel our plans for the all Chopin extravaganza. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9246 I told you someday I’d bring down the house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9247 We've all seen them in midair over a person's head, but this is the first one that's hit the ground. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9248 Big musicians are always tormented. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9249 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9250 The new decorator must be quite creative! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9251 That final arpeggio brought down the house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9252 I thought we agreed to burn it for the insurance. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9253 The weatherman didn't say anything about it raining pianos. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9254 Unfortunately, there’s a “no piano” clause in my homeowners policy 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9255 I've always wanted to learn how to play. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9256 Actually, 'pianissimo' means 'more softly.' 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9257 That wasn't what I meant when I said I had a grand plan for renovating this place 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9258 Now THAT’s a set of keys....!!! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9259 Is something going on we don't know about? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9260 That's not so grand. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9261 Beethoven never could control his temper 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9262 Well, I don't see the witch's legs sticking out, so this must be good news, right? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9263 Frankly, I've seen better. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9264 Need a bigger house! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9265 I told you we should have opted for the airborne Steinway grand rider. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9266 Told you, not to order drone delivery. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9267 Which key should we use 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9268 How in the hell are we going to get that back to Louisiana? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9269 I thought that God liked piano music. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9270 At last the piano got its grand revenge. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9271 Something must have gone wrong with the celestial choir 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9272 We’re good. Our insurance covers fallen pianos. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9273 They said the drone was just a prelude 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9274 Looks like lessons from above are Not working out. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9275 Now that's what I call an impressive finish 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9276 When I wished for a piano to learn how to play jazz and what did you say?..."Not in this house"! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9277 Thought I heard a Rachmaninoff piece... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9278 Well, we did only buy this place for a grand. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9279 Well, it's not a door buster 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9280 Let this be a lesson. Never move a piano by air freight. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9281 Looks like a Whole Lotta Shakin went on!! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9282 Maybe we should think about upscaling.. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9283 I've never heard the crescendo to Beethoven's Destructive Symphony played with such passion. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9284 Must have been quite a Grand Old Party. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9285 Well, it's a good thing we heeded that Steinway warning. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9286 The Giant is taking lessons from The Killer, Jerry Lee Lewis. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9287 Geez, the prodigy Really brought the house down this time ~ 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9288 I was looking for a mid-century with no renovations.... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9289 So thats their idea of a Grand entrance? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9290 Who ordered the piano in an extra large 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9291 ohghh nooo our mildly small house,, 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9292 I tried to warn you. He's that good. He'll bring the house down. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9293 It must have happened with his Mozart. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9294 The delivery drone was just way too small. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9295 Not sure those drone delivery systems will work in every case 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9296 This is LACMA, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Currently under Demolition. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9297 Guess we should have measured. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9298 If you had just ordered a normal size piano it might have fit. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9299 Liberace will cancel his concert! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9300 Darn, the front door didn't work. Let's try getting it in through the back door. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9301 Flight of the bumblebee...not even close! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9302 They should have gone with the 'M' " 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9303 It kinda looks like the piano ate the house. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9304 Wow! Beethoven really brought the house down 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9305 It's fundraiser week at the Phil. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9306 Ok, so maybe I jinxed it when I said that piano solo brought down the house! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9307 I never realized Elton John was so big 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9308 I hope it's not followed by rain or wind. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9309 Beethoven must've dropped something 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9310 I think we should have ordered a smaller piano from Amazon Drone Delivery. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9311 Atlas never could hold a tune. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9312 That last chord was a little flat. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9313 He was determined to write it in the key of B-flat. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9314 That's it, cancel the piano lessons! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9315 I heard it coming from a mile away. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9316 There's our extra set of keys 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9317 Landlord certainly "dropped off the keys" all right. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9318 We should call the UFO hotline. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9319 Laura's Symphony in E-flat Major. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9320 Yep. They call it Chance Music. Cage put a constellation map over musical staff and THIS was the result! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9321 Jack said that when he got up there he'd drop something to show he made it. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9322 Alright, alright, I get it. You don’t want to get married, you just want to play house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9323 Apparently heaven's not as grand as it used to be. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9324 The good news is: it's going for a song. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9325 The Drone Delivery Service is so inaccurate. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9326 He started as a plumber. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9327 His diminuendo always brings down the house. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9328 Well, maybe it'll get them to rethink drone deliveries. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9329 Well, it's worth less than a grand, now. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9330 Must have been a drone delivery. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9331 It's OK, there's a rider in our policy for just this kind of disaster. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9332 Requiem for a dream house in B-flat. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9333 It sure is a pain to live inside Fortnite. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9334 Emirates piano bar. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9335 I told you we should wait to use the drone delivery service until they work out the kinks. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9336 Performative acts, amirite? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9337 Didn’t you heard me saying : Baby Grand 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9338 Thank heavens we weren’t inside...we’d B flat! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9339 her forte was forte, but the fort only heard pianissimo. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9340 I think she’s got the major scales covered. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9341 This is probably not covered by our insurance. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9342 Now, let them try to deny global tuning. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9343 At least our earth stuff made it to Purgatory. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9344 That was one impressive bass drop. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9345 I told you to pivot 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9346 I’m not playing, this was on my 2020 bingo card... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9347 Wow! Even his baby grand couldn't take anymore. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9348 Cow Tools 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9349 When you said "There is a Steinway to sell!", I had already thought about some "Highway to hell" joke. But this is just... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9350 Hatred has destroyed our souls,our homes, our communities, our societies, let the music of peace, kindness and love mend the broken souls and homes. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9351 Lately, it's like everything's been out of tune 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9352 Phil got his catapult working, hun. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9353 It’s been a rough year, can’t wait to see what 2020 brings. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9354 Yamaha-ha-ha-ha. Some things you just need to laugh off. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9355 Well, you see there's Grand, and then there's GRAND... 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
9356 They told you not to shoot the pianist, honey. Now look what happened 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9357 Wow, that pianist really brought down the house. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9358 'The minor fall' 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9359 i mean at least we have insurance 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9360 Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect catastrophe. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9361 I guess God gave on piano lessons. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9362 I miss times when they would just crush a guitar 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9363 Are you sure you understand the concept of the words 'down sizing'?... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9364 Not the music drop I had in mind when I bought this 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9365 Same Old Song and Dance 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9366 You should see the real forte housing crash down the road.” #peterschif 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9367 That’s not how you use keys to open a house, honey. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9368 Is it September already? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9369 I wish my brother George was here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9370 Well the forecast did say sunny intervals with a gentle piano! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9371 Didn’t I ask you to mow the lawn last week? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9372 Classic case of pianist complex 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9373 These are not the correct keys to the house, hun. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
9374 I'm still not sold on the color, but I do love a grand entryway. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9375 Wow there’s an app for that! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9376 Grand it is. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
9377 You dropped your keys again. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9378 I told you the concert grand wouldn't fit in our house " 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9379 It looks gigantic, but really it si the car, the tree, the house, the fence, the alley and the people that are small. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9380 Oddly, I was listening to "A Day in the Life" at the time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9381 Guess fallen angels don't play the harp. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9382 I told NASA to never take along an astronaut named Rachmaninoff. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9383 It was the wrong key. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9384 Well if that’s not a grand slam, I don’t know what is. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9385 And the worst of it is that we ordered it in a brown color. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9386 I don’t know why they ever thought that they could get it inside. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
9387 You asked for a Grand entrance. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9388 How will John Williams finish his super 2020 Theme after these Derecho Winds? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9389 tALK ABOU 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9390 Somebody didn't want her ivories tickled.” 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9391 That last sustained note, soooo Philip Glass . . . 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9392 That isn’t a baby grand. That’s a grand grand. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9393 I HAVE heard people say their music has been crashing... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9394 We know it all because we’ve seen it all. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9395 Some say its representative of Burns' Cubist period, I say he never quite mastered perspective... it sickens me but somehow I cannot look away. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9396 Music is the language of the soul — and also big stick diplomacy 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
9397 And the durecho brought THAT?? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9398 Because it's 2020, this doesn't suprise me one bit. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9399 That sound was like a great ‘amen’. We likely won’t ever hear its like again. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9400 It’s 2020, anything can happen and it just did... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9401 Egads! What dissonant scales! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9402 You know I've always regretted convincing my mother to let me quit taking lessons in seventh grade...until now. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
9403 How can I complain? I always wanted a grand piano. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9404 Do you think this will finally earn me the Piano Man nickname? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9405 I told you climate change would B major in 2020! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9406 Boy the strangest things end up falling from airplanes don't they? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9407 Honey, our kids are crushing their piano lessons. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9408 Oh. I meant grand as in the size of the piano. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9409 By God, they did play Peoria! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9410 Yeah, I heard Jerry Lee Lewis was moving into the neighborhood... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9411 I hope the pianist had home wrecker’s insurance. I wish it had been a harpsichord. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9412 They didn’t listen to the rhythm of the music? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9413 Perfect! I asked them to design the house with Brahms in mind. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9414 Well...I'd say that's a B flat.... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9415 I never planned for this to happen! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9416 Crescendo, momento! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9417 Amazon said they would deliver. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9418 We'll start with chop sticks. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9419 The house was never in the right key. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9420 That’s it. I’m asking for one grand off the price. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9421 ....hmmmmm,...not the finale I had expected 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9422 Piano the room the struck 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9423 No dancing to this tune! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9424 Excuse my ignorance, are you absolutely sure this is how the B-flat is played? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9425 There was too much Copu-lube on the bench 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9426 His Concerto #3 in D-minor brought down the house. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9427 Yeah these whales can jump quite high, nothing a dentist cant fix though. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9428 That's what you get when you won't settle for a spinet 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9429 Ok, so that's the way you want to play it. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9430 How many times did you ask for new keys? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9431 Beethoven's piano concertos would usually bring the house down. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9432 Would you call that a fortissimo finale?’’ 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9433 So this is what it’s like having Billy Joel as a neighbor. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9434 Wow! Is that the Con Chord!! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9435 I told them and told them. Get a spinet piano- a grand will never fit. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9436 Need to make sure we give a 1 star for this delivery? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9437 I told you the damn thing was too big for the house, it's a GRAND piano. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9438 Bet it would have sounded better on vinyl. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9439 Told you, didn’t I? It has a different vibe compared to the other listings 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9440 Ugh, well that’s just grand. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9441 They said it had 52 keys. . . 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9442 You know,part of me, expected it to happen this year 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9443 Rats, I had plague of rabid squirrels this month on my 2020 bingo card! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9444 This next song's on the house 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9445 The Stainway 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9446 I said it before and I'll say it again-we should've signed up the kid for flute lessons... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9447 Talk about a turn in the economy! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9448 It’s called the 2020 opus. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9449 I told you it would work if you scream “pivot” 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9450 I read that the concert brought down the house. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9451 Now that's what I call a 'grand entrance'. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9452 The recital must have lasted a bit too long. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9453 Wonder what it's going to cost to get that thing tuned? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9454 Now, THAT was a performance that brought down the house! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9455 You see, back in 2020 they didn't think the arts were worth funding, ... then they found out - no life was possible without them. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9456 It seems to have hit the wrong chord. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9457 Hopefully, that's the last time we'll hear that atrocious version of "Chopsticks." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9458 Whoever heard of a grand piano with only 53 keys? Their insurance company will never fall for that... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9459 Didn’t have that either on my 2020 bingo card. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9460 Concert music is weird. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9461 A little chin music. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9462 At least the mail box has the good sense to run away. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9463 Yeah, definitely from the de-lux apartment in the sky-yi-yi. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9464 Too bad it wasn't a baby grand! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9465 Should have got the Steinway M... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9466 The William Tell Overture was just too Belicoso! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9467 He wasn't kidding on a grand exit. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
9468 It's not as good of a story as you hope. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9469 Well, if a ‘baby’ grand doesn’t fit, how are we supposed to live in a tiny home? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9470 Wild applause brought down the house! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9471 So THIS is where Johnny Rotten’s been living. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9472 Appears as though even the socially distanced symphony was able to bring down the house 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9473 Well, Mary Ann said she wanted more culture in her home. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9474 The good news is that you won't have much to distract you from practicing the piano. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9475 You’re right. We are going to need a new piano. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9476 I feel bad for the guy who just tuned this thing. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9477 I guess I should’ve taken up the ukulele after all. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9478 Too much bragging! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9479 Looks like Beethoven played his last symphony. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9480 I could do without your "sad trombone" sound, Gareth. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9481 And the movers thought it wouldn't fit. Jokes on... them. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9482 Okay, okay, I’m retiring all my jokes about Billy Joel’s stupid Glass Houses album cover. But in my defense: You never expected you’d be in line at a 7-11 behind Billy Joel, either 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9483 Yesterday roses, today she hates music. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9484 Well Frank, you sure brought the house down with that one! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9485 Junior was a very poor candidate for Covid piano lessons. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9486 those existential hurricanes are early this year 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9487 This is not what I meant by 'heavenly' piano 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9488 I told you we should have ordered the Baby Grand instead! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9489 It's not going to be the same reading Jack the Piano-killer to the kids. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9490 The finale brought the house down. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9491 I told them they're not babies forever... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9492 That's why they call them grand. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9493 Yeah, it's a Bösendorfer 290 Imperial, it was fully loaded 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9494 I'd call that grand larceny. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9495 It's not hard to understand why this John Cage work is so infrequently performed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9496 Ah! the Tchaikovsky concerto! He loved those crashing chords 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9497 I hope my brother George wasn't in there. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9498 I might've said roof with the chimney instead of room with the chimney. My bad." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9499 Or maybe it was hire a blind piano tuner not blind piano mover. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9500 The movers tried to get IT into the house. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9501 Damn . . . that is a BIG piano! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9502 Hey, isn't that Bheetoven's piano? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9503 You think COVID had anythingto do with this? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9504 That piano solo was certainly a hit! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9505 Sweetheart, I just had no idea HOW grand, that's all. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9506 Here's your "grand" entry! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9507 We're talking major damage. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9508 At least we went out on a song. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9509 Well, that piano piece sure brought the house down! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9510 He was all keyed up when I left last night. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9511 She's not a baby anymore. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9512 Now that is a key party. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9513 Next time, let's choose ground shipping, not "Free Delivery by Drone." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9514 An overly-passionate "Appassionata." 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
9515 I heard it’s A-sharp depression in home prices. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9516 Thank God we ended up going with the piano rider. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9517 This might be His way of saying it wasn’t the right organ. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9518 I told you it was going to be too big 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9519 I have never been hit by the music so that much... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9520 That's even better than the vertical landing loss of signal screen 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9521 Honey!! We should have measured the dimensions. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9522 Zoning open for a piano bar. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9523 So, this is what the folks at the cafe had in mind when I ordered a homemade virtuoso? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9524 I guess the gang of Mount Olympus just finished watching the last episode of Lost... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9525 Did that sound flat to you? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9526 this piano definitely got wrong notes. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9527 Now that was definitely the wrong key to the door. 1.0566 0.01905 53 51 2 0
9528 Tell me again, which Jazz giant owned it? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9529 I knew I left my keys at home. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9530 Good thing we have unagi. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9531 I thought we were doing the dance wrong. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9532 when they said introduce music into your home... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9533 And they say lightening doesn’t strike twice. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9534 grand entrance piano 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
9535 At least God will finally stop practicing ‘Chopsticks’ 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
9536 Oh what a beautiful drawing! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9537 I don't even think LISZT could play that one. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9538 Hey honey In the good old days “The sky would be falling”, 2020 version its grand pianos..these are some crazed times “ 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9539 When I asked for the door to be re-keyed, I didn't expect this! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9540 Stop saying “ Ho Ho Ho green giant. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9541 Well, now we know it won 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9542 Smash hit. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9543 . . . and the piano goes with the property. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9544 I know about Grand Pianos, but really................................. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9545 The appraisal came in flat. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9546 Did you order this delivered by Amazon Prime? Elizabeth Wallen Springfield, Kentucky 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9547 HIS GRAND ASPIRATIONS EXCEEDED HIS CAPABILITIES. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9548 Wow, that's one grand piano! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9549 What did she say about the door and the two right keys? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9550 Apparently, the Suzuki never had students who lived atop beanstalks. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9551 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9552 Where's Junior? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9553 Boy! I sure wouldn't want to be the one who has to tune that thing! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9554 It's called a grand wipeout. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9555 What kind of a key does not open a door? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9556 Looks like even NASA is cutting their music budget. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9557 It went from D Major to D Minor. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9558 Grand Designs 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9559 Those Steinways are something, huh?! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9560 Steinway, in B-flatten major. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9561 Honestly, honey, I didn't know the movers would take me literally when I told them to place it with a crescendo. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9562 John,did you mean prepare FOR piano? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9563 Who said 2020 could use more music? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9564 When big piano hit house ha 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9565 Oh, it’s the 2020 Season Finale House. We don’t talk about that time in polite company. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9566 Thanks anyway, Mr. Pym. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9567 I guess he really hates us for forcing him to earn his own money by busking. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9568 ... I see Murphy is home 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
9569 I guess the giant next door got fed up with his piano lessons. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9570 B Flat. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9571 Looks like they got their roof replacement down by a grand 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9572 Charlie Bruno would have died to see this. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9573 I guess we should have listened more closely to the players. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9574 I think we tried the wrong keys. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9575 It sounded like... 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9576 The music here has powerful overtones. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9577 Wow! Sounds like the Concerto in F Major. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9578 I guess I should have taken my piano lessons more seriously 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
9579 Tommy said he will drop me a note from the airplane. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9580 This gives new meaning to bring the house down 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9581 Gemini’s right? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9582 The realtor said Buster Keaton spent many happy years here. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9583 Hey now Ralphy, you tune pianos, right? I bet there gonna need that thing tuned now. You can make a few bucks 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9584 , cool, you brought the house down. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9585 This feature is only available through her OnlyFans 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9586 I always knew it was too big for the study 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9587 Oh! Well... When Andrew told us about a "brutalist makeover" in the house I was wondering more about concrete and cooper. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9588 He took his hobby too far 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9589 So this is what online band class looks like 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9590 Not exactly what I meant by neoclassical architecture 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9591 Those piano players are always dropping by for a jam session. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9592 This Classical-House Mashup didn't land well. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9593 I told you that last tune would bring down the house. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9594 They sure sure couldn’t be neighbors. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9595 That was a performance that truly brought the house down. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9596 Honey, it’s time for you to take some anger management classes. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9597 Now I wish I hadn't stopped my lessons. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9598 Think it was too heavy for the helicopter? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9599 The Black Keys really brought the house down. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9600 It would appear that Jack left a "little" something out 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9601 That drone delivery sounded like a good idea. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9602 Damn it, I told them they were going to need a bigger dolly' 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9603 Welp, finally happened. The music died. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9604 To be fair, the brochure didn't say BABY grand. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9605 I told you we shouldn’t have it delivered by a drone. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9606 Tropical Lang Lang. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9607 I guess music really IS our forte. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9608 Well , that certainly is a Grande Finale ! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9609 Well, you played your heart out. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9610 Well! This certainly is a grand mess! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9611 That’s the last time we’re trying drone delivery 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9612 Generous of you to help the goddess Calliope move, Supergirl, but you've got to work on your grip. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9613 Please, get a room! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9614 Well I hope you're happy. You finally brought the house down with your piano... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9615 Glad he wasn't home when this happened. He said the biggest piano was going to be on display at the museum. So he flew to see it. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9616 The moving company assured me that it would fit through the window. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9617 I've heard his performances bring down the house but.... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9618 I didn't see it happen, but I heard it B-flat. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9619 Drat, we just got that piano tuned too. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9620 I was praying for a grand piano for Michael. Guess I need to lighten up a bit on my prayer intensity. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9621 I think those Amazon delivery drones still need some fine tuning. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9622 I can't say that I didn't see this coming. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9623 Not the grand entrance I was hoping for 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9624 Time to transcribe to the bass clef. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9625 Yep, it's a grand piano, all right. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9626 They said it would be grand 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9627 [fat lady gets cut off singing] "Well, I guess it's all over now." 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9628 Major scale doesn't begin to describe this problem 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9629 That reminds me...where did I put my keys? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9630 Too bad. We could have had a Steinway. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9631 I don’t know, but Trump still insists I play for the RNC. He says there’s nothing wrong with it. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9632 A fall from the heavenly choir I assume! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9633 It was a very difficult piece to play 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9634 You didn’t tell me this would be a crash course. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9635 There must be an angel. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9636 He did say that he'd drop off the keys to the new house. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9637 I promise, this time I'll really learn how to play. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9638 Yeah, it’s 2020. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9639 Well... she DID say she would drop off the keys... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9640 I warned you about Sorabji. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9641 Must have been a great performance to bring the house down! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9642 I told you it wouldn’t fit in the lounge 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9643 I was just winging it, okay? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9644 Who said we needed more music in our lives? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9645 Beethoven’s last movement? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9646 He found a different hobby during lockdown 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9647 What was wrong with the baby grand? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9648 Pennies from Heaven I've heard of. But Pianos? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9649 Do you think that's the piano from the 'cardigan' music video? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9650 I said, when Pigs fly! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9651 I prayed for a pianoforte! PianofortE! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9652 I told you Trump wasn't enough! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9653 I heard they just couldn’t get it through the front door 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9654 Well I wouldn't call it grand. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9655 Boris played Unchained Melody again. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9656 At least it was a GRAND piano. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9657 Didn't I simply ask for the spare key to the house: you dump 88 to select among? Yes,we're in there. Let's move on. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9658 That's B flat. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9659 So this is a tornado in B Flat! 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9660 Finny how disasters result in the same angry expressions. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9661 You've been saying you wanted to renovate the kitchen.... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9662 Does that cloud say 'Don't Shoot Me'? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9663 Lois like a grand slam 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9664 How Grand! Massive tension is right at home. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9665 On no my house near Grand got smooshed by a big piano? Whose idea was THAT? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9666 Probably a student prank. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9667 They said it's gone for only a grand 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9668 Now that's the way to bring down the house. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9669 Not sure if our homeowner's will cover the piano. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9670 Well, at least it is a Classic Grand and not an Electronic Upright! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9671 Perhaps a flying carpet would make better sense, 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9672 Little did they know that Global Warming would enter their world with A- flat major. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9673 I know. That’s just what I was thinking. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9674 We'Re not in Kansas anymore! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9675 The recital was so exceptional it brought the house down! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9676 Fucking drone delivery! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9677 The movers said it would be fine. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9678 Do you suppose it comes with a piano bench? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9679 yep. that's derecho. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9680 The weather guy said it was a "falling crescendo" or something." 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9681 And so, the crescendo! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9682 Must have been a big finish 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9683 He really needs to nail the next piece. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9684 Their plans were a bit grandiose don't you think? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9685 Well they didn't lie about the grand entrance 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9686 Looks like the dragon on the right of the piano found it too heavy.Our insurance won't cover that. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9687 The poor piano. It missed the drama of falling from a skyscraper. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9688 Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-DOH! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9689 German 88s again, we'd better take cover. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9690 There’s always something! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9691 Wagner's piano concertos are nasty! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9692 I think it’s fair to say the spare keys don’t fit. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9693 Where is the,” Lost Chord?” 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9694 It was headed to a concert to play “Stormy Weather”. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9695 Hurrican Steinway makes landfall. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9696 Always wondered where baby grands came from! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9697 I was just kidding around, but I probably shouldn't have said, "It's my way or the Steinway." 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9698 I told you the acoustics would bring down the house! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9699 What should we call all our piece? Requiem for A Heavyweight or Home Wreck for Grand Piano? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9700 I warned them those baby grands grow up fast. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9701 I guess that's why they call it a grand piano... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9702 I heard you the first time when you said Susie's piano lessons should take center stage. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9703 I knew it wouldn't fit through the window. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9704 What's the grand total? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9705 Wow! The pennies up there must be bigger than life itself. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9706 I always heard he crushes it when he sits down to tickle the keys 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9707 Well...you can’t say these drone deliveries aren’t precise. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9708 Something that over-the-top should bring down the house. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
9709 Maybe I was too critical of his major scale. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9710 ....it's clear that the gods are having a good 2020!! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9711 Who could've composed this? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9712 Do you think a 20% tip is too much? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9713 Honey...I don’t think we’re going to like the new neighbors. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9714 Hunny, we can make it work 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9715 I’m afraid the budgie didn’t survive. His funeral was peaceful and quiet. Very low key. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9716 C-sharp killed the cat. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9717 How many keys does it take to open a house?" "Apparently 88. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9718 Never knew our neighbor could bring the house down like this 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9719 I told you we needed to do something about that coyote. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9720 Hear that? ‘A Day In The Life.’ 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9721 Well I’m pretty sure that’s was A Flat Major 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9722 Does the piano look bigger to you? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9723 Ain’t that music to my ears. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9724 Well, I love it; but I don’t know if I’m in love with it 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9725 I will admit this may require some accommodations but Mozart's mother would not have been so judgmental. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9726 And that’s the day the music stopped 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9727 Do you think it’ll fit in our house 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9728 How many new keys did you request from the landlord? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9729 I think she misinterpreted what I meant when I asked if she could drop off the keys. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9730 Gods' had it 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
9731 That encore really brought the house down. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9732 Well, maybe you shouldn't have asked if he had a giant pianist! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9733 His last performance really did take down the house. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9734 I didn’t know Goliath was a pianist. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9735 Two guys with bowler hats? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9736 B flat [music symbol for flat] 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9737 You know, I may just have happened to mention that in my prayers a few nights ago........... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9738 I knew he shouldn’t have built anywhere near the high rise district. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9739 It was part of a symphonic crescendo. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9740 I’ve been concerned about the size of our donation to the music academy. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9741 I think it's a 'Grand Design' things 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9742 Boy, he really crushed it with that tune! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9743 I have been thinking about taking up the piano. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9744 Flat B? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9745 Will I still be able to play the piano? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9746 Whoever was playing just brought the house down. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9747 At least we found your keys. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9748 Uncle Bob devoted his entire life to composing a piano concerto. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9749 Priscilla, may she rest in peace, couldn’t play a harp like the others? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9750 Wow! Laura really brought the house down! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9751 The Brobdingnagians really must learn to carry a tune. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9752 Do you think they’ll try to say this an act of Gob? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9753 Finally, a monument to income inequality. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9754 I’m sure I asked that genie for a spinet not a Steinway 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9755 Liberace is very particular about his pianos. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9756 Well now, that's just grand! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9757 Good heavens, I cannot believe God allowed Mury to express his anger in such a way, I really only was mocking him. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9758 Well, you said you thought it sounded flat. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9759 Since it's not a bird,nor a plane,it must be a piano forte. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9760 And YOU weren't sure if Mozart is in heaven... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9761 Always knew it was the raining instrument. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9762 Is it unlocked or should we try the keys?” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9763 I knew this brilliant performance would bring down the house 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9764 Angels couldn’t manage it. They took up the harp instead. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9765 With the damage, it's only worth a grand. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9766 My old stratocaster just didn't feel final enough. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9767 I wish we hadn't tried that key. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9768 When the cadenza brought the house down 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9769 Looks like a new type of crashing music. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9770 Dizzy drone delivery disaster! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9771 Two ‘Birds’, One ‘Stone’: Devil Music is not tolerated upstairs and your Grandma warned you about playing it in the house! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9772 piano disaster delivering to Biden's basement 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9773 It was an upright hurricane! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9774 He's the Jimmy Hendrix of piano. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9775 A lot heavier than a fiddle, isn't it. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9776 The final verse was beautifully balanced and controlled in the pianissimo ending 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9777 A stunning grand finale. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9778 Crescendo change. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9779 Obviously wasn’t needed to perform Götterdämmerung. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9780 Talk about crashing chords! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9781 They did say it would make for a grand entrance. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9782 In my defense 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9783 2020 this year. It's been a mess! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9784 Wow, talk about a fixer-upper! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9785 Well, I guess the fact cats are finally getting around to their spring cleaning. Should we send them the bill? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9786 We enjoyed music all over the house. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9787 I told you we didn't need 88 keys. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9788 So, you're crash course in piano really was a scam? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9789 So that's what they meant when they said that we would one day "face the music" if we ignored climate change... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9790 So that's what they meant by Unliszted. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9791 I guess His harps-only policy is fairly stringent. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9792 Hey, at least the tree is fine. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9793 These are not the keys I was asking for. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9794 That's one of the biggest pianos I've ever seen. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9795 Do you want it back or shall we tell Sid and Janice they can use the wood to patch up their roof 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9796 We call it Fallingwater, one of the few residential projects Mr. Gehry has taken on. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9797 I guess I forgot to give them the right key 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9798 Now, can I have a Music Room. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9799 Well, we could have a house concert! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9800 It was the E-Flat Major. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9801 Well, it certainly is grand. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9802 Not exactly the grand foyer we had in mind. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9803 I DO sympathize, but I did tell you to stop tweeting about how Emanuel Ax butchers Brahms... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9804 When the Corona Hurricane stool comes, I'll be able to put my own slant on Bach. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9805 Her piano concerto brought down the house. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9806 No one plays with me anymore! I'm running away! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9807 Well, looks like life just 2020ed all over us 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9808 At first I thought it was a bird 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9809 You said you wanted someone with big pianist energy 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9810 I hate descending scales... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9811 Now the birds might actually sing 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9812 This is it, Vanessa. We're homeless 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9813 told you the kids were watching too many cartoon 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9814 The airlines really need to find better ways to cut costs on First Class. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9815 Not Laurel and Hardy again! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9816 That's some high notes 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9817 It really rocked my world 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9818 Should we back outta ‘de lise’? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9819 Arrest the police who killed Breonna Taylor. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9820 Somebody hit a wrong note! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9821 At least it fell on the two and the four. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9822 I did not have this on my j 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9823 I guess technically this counts as a B Flat 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9824 That music music brought down the house 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9825 Ooh, that must have hurt....the piano. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9826 Well,to be honest,it was inevitable wasn't it. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9827 I didnt think this is what they meant when they said their music was going to drop today 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9828 This development ended in a decapitulation. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9829 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a grand piano. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9830 THEY SAID THEY WOULD SEND ME A NOTE 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9831 The insurer wouldn’t accept this was an “act of God” 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9832 That's a concert grand isn't it? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9833 I think it's a nine foot Steinway 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9834 Screw your keys, woman! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9835 Ours is the biggest. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9836 I guess God wanted us to B Flat. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9837 That's what I call "bringing down the house!" 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9838 Would this be considered a toddler-grand? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9839 this is highkey inconvenient. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9840 Order it off wish you said, it’ll be fine you said.... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9841 Do you think our insurance will cover this? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9842 I’m learning so much from that new jazz book you got me, ‘Big Band Piano: Improvisation Techniques That Will Bring Down the House’. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9843 You said that piano recital was going to raise the roof... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
9844 It looked a lot smaller in those Peanuts cartoons... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9845 No wonder this house is so cheap. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9846 Now that is fast service from the Post Office. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9847 Yes, it's pianado week. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9848 This is like story of A Flat Miner! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9849 Like we tell the kids when they complain about the falling giant piccolos, there are always people who are worse off. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9850 I told you. We should of used professional movers. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9851 The whole family had back luck. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9852 It looked smaller in the thumbnail. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9853 Victor Borge’s piano needs tuning. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9854 I still don't enjoy listening to piano music. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9855 The notes of difficulty and torture fell on us, we should learn to play that song 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9856 Looks like someone struck the wrong note with the big fella. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9857 Maybe we should have tried a weather vane? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9858 Into my house, God knows why? ''God's piano fell by the way side''. ✨ 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9859 Guess this is what virtual orchestra seats get you. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9860 Yeah, should've done this over zoom... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9861 So that's what they meant by dropping off the keys..." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9862 Is a grand too much piano for our small living room?" 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9863 At least the piano is okay. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9864 Welcome to 2020. It’ll be grand. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9865 Hurricane Elton was devastating. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9866 House is all about the drop. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9867 I thought they said that a pianist had crashed a house party! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9868 I always figured that the living room was too small. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9869 Man: Grand? Woman: Not really. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9870 Maybe the baby grand would’ve been better. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9871 I thought this only happened on the "Abbot & Costello Show!" 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9872 I thought last night’s concert was “out of this world,” but I guess not! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9873 You would have to have very large hands and more than ten fingers just to play that thing !m 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9874 Give the time. The'll work out the kinks in drone delivery. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9875 Elton John sends a care package to the suburbs 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9876 Her recital brought down the house. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9877 ‘Honey, are you sure, that you love organ music that much?’ 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9878 Well..that means traditions are out and new normal is in. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9879 Let’s go pick it up in store I said..it seems pretty big I said, but noooo you just HAD to try that new drone delivery service didn’t you?? Well this is what you get. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9880 Florence, whose piano is this piano? At least we got a nice piano out of the deal. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9881 To be fair, they did warn they'd be beta testing the new delivery drones this week. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0