Contest #721


Cartoon

721

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I’m starting to regret that haircut.”
  2. “This is why nobody likes to play with you.”
  3. “How’s that door coming along?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-08-23T22:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-09-06T22:44:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-08-31T22:44:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 7, 2020
Number of captions 4939
Number of responses 818486
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I can still vote by mail,you know. 1.9862 0.00786 10361 3392 3720 3249
1 My hair is never gonna grow that long before dinner time. 1.8987 0.01076 5214 1864 2014 1336
2 This is all very well, but where are YOU going to self-quarantine? 1.8777 0.01153 4464 1631 1748 1085
3 Well if you plan to complete the whole castle you're going to have to think outside the box. 1.8700 0.01256 4115 1638 1374 1103
4 Sweetie, mommy needs to pee. 1.8662 0.01107 5069 1959 1829 1281
5 Mom, can't I just wear a mask? 1.8497 0.00820 8963 3476 3358 2129
6 You remembered to carve a door, right? 1.8416 0.01179 4243 1640 1635 968
7 How is that door coming along? 1.8284 0.00866 7443 2824 3072 1547
8 But I Tested Negative Twice 1.8023 0.00988 5953 2435 2260 1258
9 This is why nobody likes to play with you. 1.7931 0.01012 6114 2679 2021 1414
10 There. Now in 14 days we'll check your temperature again. 1.7914 0.00867 7786 3261 2888 1637
11 I don't care what you do! I like my hair short. 1.7829 0.01274 3819 1688 1272 859
12 It's 2020. Who builds to last? 1.7808 0.01254 3941 1748 1309 884
13 'I suppose this is a good time to let you know that I'll be waiting for a princess... not a prince.' 1.7628 0.01438 3132 1473 929 730
14 Apologize , or I'll cement in the window too. 1.7406 0.01296 3890 1905 1089 896
15 I’m starting to regret that haircut. 1.7366 0.01197 4096 1883 1409 804
16 I’m still going to vote. 1.7280 0.01856 1809 876 549 384
17 If Trump wins again, go ahead and close up this window. 1.7243 0.01444 3109 1554 858 697
18 Finally, an apartment in New York I can actually afford 1.7214 0.01394 3073 1465 999 609
19 This isn't what I meant when I said you need to treat me like a princess. 1.7203 0.01097 4701 2171 1674 856
20 Okay, okay, I get what it was like for you to spend all that time in quarantine. 1.7111 0.01393 3108 1515 976 617
21 You've made your point, Margie. Next time we'll go to the beach. 1.7087 0.01494 2733 1347 835 551
22 If a prince comes by without a mask, you can have him. 1.7062 0.01396 3217 1620 922 675
23 Mom, I am sorry. I 'll do social distancing, I promise. 1.7062 0.01439 2937 1451 898 588
24 Yes, you're my hero. Now can I go to the bathroom? 1.7002 0.01439 2955 1479 883 593
25 Can't you just put me on a pedestal? 1.6996 0.01505 2580 1257 841 482
26 As with all things, Jennifer approached social distancing with a certain severity. 1.6916 0.01184 4083 1992 1358 733
27 What do you mean you forgot your extensions? 1.6887 0.01553 2576 1326 726 524
28 This is just sand. Right? 1.6804 0.01685 2184 1137 608 439
29 You wanted to be the princess. 1.6778 0.01326 3231 1606 1060 565
30 OK, so, I'll be Rapunzel, and you'll be the patriarchy that 'rescues' me from the prison it's built. 1.6749 0.02594 849 425 275 149
31 I thought six feet of social distance meant horizontal. 1.6742 0.01226 3735 1855 1242 638
32 You left the door out on purpose, didn't you? 1.6712 0.01572 2482 1303 692 487
33 Not much to see inside... Just a few bobby pins and "Rapunzel was here" scratched into the wall 1.6691 0.01196 3874 1927 1302 645
34 Just wait until your father gets home. 1.6656 0.01758 2099 1149 503 447
35 So what happens if it starts raining? 1.6628 0.01628 2399 1303 602 494
36 Now I know what you meant when you said you'd never let me down. 1.6623 0.01726 1981 1032 586 363
37 No worries. By the time we get a vaccine, your hair will be long enough. 1.6612 0.01271 3630 1887 1086 657
38 I don’t want to play “quarantine” anymore. 1.6534 0.01826 1728 901 525 302
39 Next time, I get to be the evil stepmother. 1.6492 0.01324 3338 1767 975 596
40 I always wanted a room of my own with a view. 1.6488 0.01772 1996 1099 499 398
41 Looks like that post-lock down haircut was a bad idea. 1.6469 0.01791 1903 1035 505 363
42 Mom, I think you need some friends your own age. 1.6466 0.01614 2156 1121 676 359
43 When I said I wanted to play house, I was thinking more split-level mid-century. 1.6456 0.01462 2551 1307 841 403
44 You do know the kids went home hours ago. 1.6455 0.01760 2059 1151 487 421
45 Mom, remind me when you are going back to your real job? 1.6452 0.01310 3331 1752 1009 570
46 This project paid for by Steve Bannon and the Build the Wall campaign. 1.6403 0.01509 2727 1513 682 532
47 Listen, I know they’re saying you have a ‘35%’ chance of meeting your partner on an app these days but according to Disney, this works 100% of the time so just be patient, ok? 1.6397 0.01812 1954 1105 448 401
48 Just great, Sandman. I ask for a dream, then get stuck in this nightmare. 1.6392 0.01853 1943 1125 394 424
49 I look forward to having you over after the second wave. 1.6329 0.01793 1923 1077 475 371
50 Ayn Rand? Who's That? 1.6324 0.01896 1768 1006 406 356
51 Hey down there. I am not kidding. I really have to go to the bathroom. 1.6316 0.01831 1789 987 474 328
52 I’m just not sure this is how friends are supposed to “build each other up”! 1.6280 0.01871 1758 989 434 335
53 I am sealing up your ivory tower, Professor. No need to worry about teaching in person this semester. 1.6268 0.01925 1774 1037 362 375
54 Queen takes castle, check! 1.6255 0.01298 3306 1771 1002 533
55 If you don't let me out we'll be playing The Princess and the Pee. 1.6254 0.01551 2400 1310 679 411
56 Next recess I get to be the Big Bad Wolf. 1.6235 0.01890 1761 1010 404 347
57 Before you leave, don’t forget to give me the wifi password. 1.6230 0.01834 1594 841 513 240
58 It’s only until there’s a vaccine. 1.6170 0.01269 3227 1693 1077 457
59 Why don’t we just play chess at home? 1.6095 0.01956 1698 1012 337 349
60 Why can’t I just wear a face mask, like the other kids? 1.6054 0.01447 2499 1341 803 355
61 Always the overachiever! 1.6049 0.01381 3055 1731 800 524
62 It was just a kiss on the cheek, Billy! 1.6008 0.01963 1686 1018 323 345
63 Will Mexico pay for it? 1.6003 0.01607 2299 1325 568 406
64 Mom, when will you be allowed to go back to your office? 1.5987 0.01476 2437 1332 751 354
65 A little higher; I still don't have a signal. 1.5970 0.02213 1124 627 323 174
66 You realize that after the first rainstorm I'll be free, right?! 1.5959 0.01557 2222 1229 662 331
67 Ah, Turret Syndrome. Now I see. 1.5958 0.01917 1586 912 403 271
68 « Wait, you aren’t really Rapunzel? » 1.5947 0.02027 1621 1001 276 344
69 You forgot the staircase!” “No, I didn’t. 1.5946 0.02067 1522 928 283 311
70 Someday your prince will come. 1.5939 0.02059 1475 882 310 283
71 Not so high! I got a haircut! 1.5928 0.02100 1363 800 318 245
72 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be treated like a princess! 1.5920 0.01469 2387 1300 761 326
73 This experience will look great on your resume 1.5916 0.02070 1501 914 286 301
74 Suzy, dear, it's a very lovely castle, but you're going to have to release Mommy now, or you won't have any dinner. 1.5908 0.01396 2566 1381 854 331
75 This is what 'doesn't play well with others' looks like. 1.5899 0.01821 1646 925 471 250
76 Where's that cask of Amontillado you were talking about? 1.5852 0.02128 1432 884 258 290
77 Who says you can’t build a house on sand... 1.5845 0.02057 1562 975 261 326
78 What if my hair doesn't grow and the prince can't climb up? 1.5843 0.02050 1566 976 265 325
79 I can finally move out of my mom's basement 1.5839 0.02103 1418 862 284 272
80 I told you I'm not ready to start dating! 1.5814 0.02127 1412 870 263 279
81 Don't worry, the ladder is being delivered by the Postal Service. 1.5814 0.01681 1978 1140 526 312
82 Fear not! I am cutting a door. 1.5776 0.02111 1463 916 249 298
83 Why do I always have to be Anne Boleyn? 1.5737 0.01730 1853 1077 489 287
84 So now I have to wait until my hair grows. 1.5723 0.02117 1403 869 265 269
85 I knew I shouldn’t have let her read that biography of Frank Lloyd Wright 1.5710 0.02206 1324 832 228 264
86 Don't worry, you can come down after I give my book report on Grimm's Rapunzel 1.5695 0.02222 1366 881 192 293
87 Okay, now you need to save me. 1.5680 0.02233 1264 789 232 243
88 What do you mean, concrete? 1.5659 0.01808 1638 948 453 237
89 A sand castle Marsha? That’s so ordinary. 1.5653 0.02249 1286 819 207 260
90 They said quarantine could be a creative time. 1.5652 0.02241 1219 753 243 223
91 We never talk any more... it’s just endless remedial work. 1.5612 0.02314 1226 789 186 251
92 ...and by the time your hair grows out long enough, we should have a vaccine! 1.5607 0.01700 1746 992 529 225
93 Until your hair grows long enough . . . That’s when. 1.5595 0.01745 1707 985 489 233
94 I appreciate the distraction, Kyle, but you can't rescue me from the real prison. 1.5585 0.02292 1248 806 187 255
95 This is not what I thought you meant when you asked me if I wanted to play with you! 1.5580 0.02300 1224 786 193 245
96 Wait..what wall??? 1.5575 0.02333 1182 757 191 234
97 Couldn't you just ground me? 1.5569 0.01869 1476 852 426 198
98 Pssst...I think this is a tiger's litter box! 1.5564 0.02362 1179 765 172 242
99 You’re doing the door next, right? 1.5556 0.01710 1674 947 524 203
100 M-O-T-H-E-R! I told you Prince Charming stopped by. I told him I was gay and he rode off 1.5535 0.02370 1169 761 169 239
101 I’m going to need extensions. 1.5528 0.01794 1545 884 468 193
102 But I really prefer my hair short. 1.5513 0.02355 1130 721 195 214
103 Is Mexico going to pay for this? 1.5507 0.02002 1411 858 329 224
104 You know, I think you just might want to forgo that haircut. 1.5502 0.02336 1196 780 174 242
105 Does it qualify for flood insurance? 1.5493 0.02436 1034 655 190 189
106 I told you I’m the National Jenga Champion, right? 1.5485 0.02426 1114 730 157 227
107 And I thought the middle school had a bad quarantine plan. 1.5480 0.02444 1020 645 191 184
108 You forgot the kitchen! 1.5478 0.02375 1161 761 164 236
109 I'm saying you have to "lean in" not "lean out"! No guy is climbing up to rescue you. 1.5455 0.02407 1164 777 139 248
110 Do you ever get the feeling that you’ve internalized gender stereotypes? 1.5421 0.02145 1306 828 248 230
111 When I said I wanted you to make me feel like a princess, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.5403 0.02011 1290 769 345 176
112 Rapunzel: The Preschool Years. 1.5395 0.02326 1012 617 244 151
113 Aren't you taking distancing a bit far? 1.5377 0.02554 889 558 184 147
114 What’s our exit plan? 1.5351 0.02092 1112 649 331 132
115 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen seagull? 1.5341 0.02584 1011 686 110 215
116 I promise I won't try to jump on it again if you let me out! 1.5330 0.02475 1060 707 141 212
117 Couldnt we just wear masks? 1.5318 0.02005 1209 709 357 143
118 It'll take six month for my hair to be long enough for a man to climb up, so get at a freaking step ladder already. 1.5288 0.02560 1006 680 120 206
119 I feel like this is more for you than for me, mom 1.5286 0.02174 1065 637 293 135
120 Don’t you think we’re taking this social distancing thing a little to far? 1.5280 0.02096 1142 683 315 144
121 You can leave only after 14 days, or two negative tests, or a kiss by a prince 1.5270 0.02105 1112 661 316 135
122 Sandy? You have a SUPER POWER? 1.5269 0.02586 1021 704 96 221
123 I think that you are going to have to use an extra bucket if we are going to have a chance at granite counter tops. 1.5268 0.02584 989 671 115 203
124 And Mexico will pay for it 1.5267 0.02188 1143 711 262 170
125 I don’t wanna ruin your plan but this is a wig 1.5255 0.02561 902 582 166 154
126 This is not going to stop me from voting! 1.5251 0.02400 918 564 226 128
127 fine. I’ll wear a mask 1.5247 0.02093 1115 663 319 133
128 I see your Architectural Design class is now only being offered online. 1.5228 0.02090 1117 666 318 133
129 It's for your own protection. 1.5209 0.02660 862 568 139 155
130 I know that you finished the tower already, but it's going to take me a while to grow my hair out. 1.5209 0.02537 983 659 136 188
131 Don't forget the elevator. 1.5201 0.02566 919 604 152 163
132 I can let down my hair. But you're not coming up until you put on a mask! 1.5200 0.02135 1075 645 301 129
133 Well, if I’ve gotta be in school I may as well social distance in style. 1.5171 0.02583 905 597 148 160
134 I thought ‘See the sand!’ meant a beachfront view. 1.5161 0.02695 870 587 117 166
135 Quarantine within quarantine, Inception 2 1.5138 0.02725 870 595 103 172
136 C’mon, all I did was question the patriarchy. 1.5130 0.02267 961 585 259 117
137 At this rate, we might not have space for the bishop. 1.5121 0.02287 908 545 261 102
138 By the time YOU finish, my hair WILL be long enough! 1.5115 0.02211 954 569 282 103
139 I like the concept, but I was thinking ivory. 1.5112 0.02509 802 494 206 102
140 I don’t want to play the quarantine game anymore. 1.5104 0.02307 917 558 250 109
141 Ok, but after the moat, you're going to do the stairs, right? 1.5098 0.02504 820 510 202 108
142 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.5080 0.02372 933 587 218 128
143 Can I still vote by mail? 1.5079 0.03254 445 268 128 49
144 The class sizes in this school district are wonderful 1.5072 0.02716 834 563 119 152
145 What a view! I can see past the whiner, past the bully, past the kid who fell off the monkey bars and all the way to the moms drinking in the parking lot. 1.5065 0.02606 768 483 181 104
146 How’d you get so good at flipping sandcastles?” 1.5060 0.02710 828 557 123 148
147 You might have “thought” we were just playing!! But there is no way down 1.5054 0.02771 833 574 97 162
148 Moat? I never agreed to a moat! 1.5053 0.02784 750 495 131 124
149 You promised me you were Evangelical! 1.5028 0.02576 885 589 147 149
150 Three weeks into home-based learning, familial tensions had escalated rather quickly in Susie's architecture class. 1.5024 0.02474 828 518 204 106
151 Arthur, you're not old enough to be jealous. 1.5019 0.02794 805 553 100 152
152 All that is missing is a Disney soundtrack and an evil kidnapper who claims to be my mom!--oh and long hair. 1.5007 0.02918 759 529 80 150
153 Can I borrow your bucket? I have to pee. 1.5000 0.02382 840 515 230 95
154 Bro. It was only a fairytale. 1.4993 0.02885 717 483 110 124
155 Why do I always have to be Melania? 1.4987 0.02597 774 493 176 105
156 Way to think outside the box, honey.... 1.4980 0.02846 767 527 98 142
157 You do realize my hair won't grow out that long before recess is over, right? 1.4976 0.02409 822 506 223 93
158 Excuse me? Can you direct me to the restroom ? 1.4967 0.02869 767 532 89 146
159 In a surprising schoolyard twist, the children now make-believe being locked in towers of isolation as the happily-ever-after. 1.4962 0.02530 788 497 191 100
160 : and about the rainy days, dear?! 1.4960 0.02885 758 526 88 144
161 Complaining about cabin fever isn't going to help your case. 1.4954 0.02845 761 523 99 139
162 you're right you are losing hair! 1.4947 0.02921 754 529 77 148
163 I'm sick of playing Quarantine... 1.4937 0.02449 798 495 212 91
164 Guess I should have waited for that COVID haircut. 1.4922 0.02937 703 482 96 125
165 I take it back, I don’t want a fairytale life 1.4899 0.02636 690 431 180 79
166 Is this supposed to be a magnificent Ivory Tower, or the nefarious Tower of London? 1.4895 0.02931 713 493 91 129
167 Doug found his princess; the tower was nearly complete. Mother would surely have to buy him a dragon now. 1.4893 0.02722 703 454 154 95
168 I know you said the housing market is low and now is the time to buy...but this is NOT what I meant by ocean front property! 1.4887 0.02981 708 496 78 134
169 I guess this makes you the dirty rascal. 1.4885 0.02849 741 509 102 130
170 When I said I wanted the fairy-tale ending, I was thinking a white horse and some new shoes. 1.4875 0.02570 720 450 189 81
171 build it higher. i can still see him in the oval office. 1.4870 0.02692 731 477 152 102
172 This was probably more fun for that girl with long hair.” 1.4870 0.02627 729 466 171 92
173 How will you get up here...I have short hair?! 1.4864 0.03005 697 490 75 132
174 Great, my stepmother is an evil sandwitch. 1.4858 0.02740 702 458 147 97
175 It's getting dark, mommy. 1.4855 0.03023 688 484 74 130
176 I'm your mother, not Rapunzel! So let me out of here! 1.4842 0.03032 663 461 83 119
177 With the schools all prematurely reopening, we've got to go to great lengths to keep you safe. 1.4842 0.03070 663 466 73 124
178 Can we stop playing quarantine now? 1.4833 0.02588 687 427 188 72
179 Wait! Wasn't that where the door was? 1.4823 0.02587 678 420 189 69
180 Thanks for the help. Unfortunately, there's just room for one. 1.4811 0.03054 661 464 76 121
181 I think it would be easier if we just wore the masks... 1.4802 0.02531 683 419 200 64
182 I don't have the hair for this. 1.4791 0.02643 670 422 175 73
183 But I tested negative. 1.4781 0.02612 663 413 183 67
184 I’ll come up when your hair grows. 1.4771 0.03110 656 469 61 126
185 Why are you building a sandbox around my tower? 1.4763 0.03093 613 424 86 103
186 Living the dream. 1.4757 0.03157 618 437 68 113
187 Are you sure this is stable enough? 1.4752 0.03118 646 461 63 122
188 Now move me to king's-bishop-five. 1.4752 0.02873 604 392 137 75
189 Make sure im not rescued until the pandemic is over or there’s a new president. Whichever comes first. I’ll wait 1.4738 0.02805 629 408 144 77
190 I think you’re taking this Rapunzel cosplay too far. 1.4737 0.03173 608 430 68 110
191 Mom, can we just go back to doing nothing? 1.4733 0.02864 543 339 151 53
192 One of the children started displaying early indications of Turret syndrome 1.4732 0.02899 615 406 127 82
193 Am I supposed to be a queen or a rook? 1.4729 0.02754 628 402 155 71
194 I should never have gotten that stylish bob haircut. I'm guessing it will be a good 10 years before I can pull off the Rapunzel thing. 1.4711 0.03211 605 433 59 113
195 Great job! Now, about the bathroom...and the door.... 1.4707 0.02693 614 385 169 60
196 I liked you more when you were a frog. 1.4704 0.02891 557 355 142 60
197 But it is really the same thing honey, trust me. Quarantining you would effectively amount to me self-quarantining. Besides I get to rescue you in 14 days. 1.4685 0.03198 604 432 61 111
198 A storybook romance was a nice idea, but this is just Grimm. 1.4677 0.02930 588 388 125 75
199 After lunch you be Anne Boleyn and I'll be Henry VIII. 1.4667 0.02891 585 382 133 70
200 Sandbagging the election, one voter at a time. 1.4667 0.02881 585 381 135 69
201 You put a door in right? 1.4666 0.02720 583 364 166 53
202 Build it higher. I'm not coming down until 2020 is over!!! 1.4630 0.03058 568 385 103 80
203 Is this like a metaphor? 1.4630 0.03127 527 353 104 70
204 Mom, no, not that one! I’ll crumble and 2020 has already been hard enough. 1.4600 0.03349 550 398 51 101
205 I changed my mind. I want to be the prince. 1.4594 0.02947 542 353 129 60
206 I'll make more money on this high-rise if I don't pay you, loser. 1.4593 0.03200 540 374 84 82
207 But you said you preferred my hair short 1.4586 0.03343 543 391 55 97
208 Next, make me a chamber pot. 1.4578 0.02947 533 346 130 57
209 What's our exit strategy? 1.4575 0.02902 529 339 138 52
210 'How long was I asleep for?!' 1.4561 0.02807 524 328 153 43
211 And here I was thinking we could play in the sandbox together. 1.4551 0.03335 523 372 64 87
212 I think it’d be easier if I just wore a mask. 1.4537 0.02856 518 328 145 45
213 You forgot stairs. 1.4535 0.02992 516 337 124 55
214 I’m tired of playing quarantine. Let’s dig a hole to China. 1.4522 0.03186 471 312 105 54
215 Bad news - no roof. Good news - rain won’t dissolve the quick-set. 1.4521 0.03316 511 360 71 80
216 Excellent job, now make a prince charming please 1.4521 0.02869 511 324 143 44
217 I better be getting a dragon out of this. 1.4520 0.02968 500 322 130 48
218 I'm starting to think you didn't really want to share the sandbox. 1.4517 0.02978 507 329 127 51
219 Do you think you may be taking this social distancing thing a little too far? 1.4517 0.02939 507 326 133 48
220 Make sure to build me a mailbox so I can still vote absentee 1.4515 0.03090 505 336 110 59
221 You forgot the glass ceiling. 1.4509 0.02945 499 320 133 46
222 I didn't think social distancing would involve this much engineering 1.4500 0.02899 500 318 139 43
223 And then, after fourteen days, we can play? 1.4488 0.02892 488 308 141 39
224 Trust me Melania. Donald won't find you up there. 1.4486 0.03166 486 326 102 58
225 Just a heads-up: I'm going to need to go to the bathroom very soon! 1.4481 0.03004 482 311 126 45
226 I think you're taking sheltering in place way too seriously. 1.4481 0.03020 491 320 122 49
227 Maybe now your mom will finally let you grow your hair out. 1.4479 0.03539 489 359 41 89
228 Are you 100% sure I get a husband out of this? 1.4473 0.03112 465 304 114 47
229 My Dad says it's a metaphor for the Republican platform. 1.4473 0.03183 474 317 102 55
230 And a slot for the mail, thanks - it’s important. 1.4470 0.02959 472 300 133 39
231 Well, we will just have to wait till your hair IS long enough. 1.4470 0.03065 481 315 117 49
232 You're building it faster than my hair is grwoing 1.4461 0.03580 482 356 37 89
233 When they go low... 1.4459 0.03200 462 308 102 52
234 I still feel like it should've been ivory 1.4451 0.03054 474 309 119 46
235 I think you forgot to put in the stairs. 1.4437 0.03665 462 343 33 86
236 But, I just cut my hair. 1.4437 0.03049 462 299 121 42
237 Quaint studio apartment in the heart of the park; space for a kitchen and access to outdoor space. $2500/month 1.4437 0.03125 462 304 111 47
238 Point taken - you're too old for the sandbox. 1.4427 0.02991 454 289 129 36
239 It all began as an ordinary Monday morning at Babel preschool 1.4427 0.03165 454 300 107 47
240 It's layered. The sand tower inside a fenced playground creates the illusion of creative freedom within the constraints of society. I'm forced into a gender role by both my hairstyle and my predicament. Much to think about, but mostly I need to pee. 1.4426 0.03441 427 293 79 55
241 I wanted pizza not Pisa! 1.4423 0.03377 407 271 92 44
242 Educational for both of us. We improve your social distancing, and my bricklaying. 1.4420 0.03269 457 310 92 55
243 I’ve heard of sand castles but this is ridiculous. 1.4412 0.03709 451 336 31 84
244 Technically speaking... it's a rook. 1.4408 0.03364 397 262 95 40
245 Montessori application complete. 1.4403 0.03208 427 280 106 41
246 If you are looking for something more Victorian, Suzy will be here tomorrow. 1.4400 0.03662 450 332 38 80
247 Can’t you just put me on a pedestal like the other boys? 1.4400 0.03106 450 294 114 42
248 Tried to think of a joke but couldn’t because the perspective in this cartoon is giving me a headache. Is the sandcastle flat? What’s going on here? Sorry. 1.4346 0.03838 428 324 22 82
249 Believe me, this is going to be a really really great tower. Really terrific. The best. All of the other towers are total losers. Everyone agrees. Total disasters. Sad. 1.4345 0.03824 336 231 64 41
250 I was hoping for something a little more mid-century modern. 1.4333 0.03205 427 283 103 41
251 I know you think it's funny, but we're both still trapped inside this fence. 1.4326 0.03461 423 295 73 55
252 Wouldn’t it be easier to just wear masks? 1.4317 0.03096 417 269 116 32
253 There! That has to be at least six feet. 1.4307 0.03183 411 269 107 35
254 I don't care if it's built to code, let me out! 1.4300 0.03264 400 264 100 36
255 If you build it in sand they will come 1.4300 0.03793 407 301 37 69
256 5th floor walk up. 1 bed no bath. $2700. 1.4300 0.03424 407 279 81 47
257 You could have just told me you needed some space. 1.4300 0.03109 407 262 115 30
258 Even as a child, Ivanka had a way with the working class. 1.4282 0.03495 404 281 73 50
259 Mom! This is supposed to be MY art project 1.4282 0.03382 390 262 89 39
260 You could have told me he was your husband.” 1.4275 0.03263 400 265 99 36
261 And when I pee we'll have a moat. 1.4275 0.03357 400 270 89 41
262 This is 6 feet, right? 1.4275 0.03224 400 263 103 34
263 Mommy is sorry for not taking you to the beach. 1.4271 0.03498 398 276 74 48
264 Just go in the sand. That's what cats do. 1.4271 0.03351 398 268 90 40
265 Taking social distancing to new heights. 1.4271 0.03313 398 266 94 38
266 No need to add the door until 2020 is over 1.4271 0.03255 398 263 100 35
267 I'll wear a mask; I'll wear a mask. 1.4268 0.03247 396 261 101 34
268 Trust me, you don't want to come down anyway. 1.4264 0.03297 394 262 96 36
269 Gotta hand it to you, Jane - I never thought we could afford to live in the city. 1.4257 0.03299 397 265 95 37
270 Mom, can't I just wear a mask like the other kids? 1.4246 0.03315 391 261 94 36
271 Self-isolation is a lot itchier than I thought it would be 1.4242 0.03225 389 255 103 31
272 Say kid, I don’t like sand in my hair. 1.4238 0.03928 387 291 28 68
273 You may want to talk to your mom about adjusting your meds. 1.4222 0.03529 379 262 74 43
274 Wait a second, I'll buzz you in 1.4218 0.03209 377 245 105 27
275 What's the wi-fi password? 1.4215 0.03265 382 252 99 31
276 Struggling to keep her son engaged with remote learning Kathy opted for "moat learning" instead 1.4215 0.03449 382 261 81 40
277 Impressive, but I would encourage you to think outside the box. 1.4213 0.03455 375 255 82 38
278 I like it, but the sink disappears when I wash the dishes. 1.4200 0.03611 350 240 73 37
279 Are you sure this is making the sandbox great again? 1.4195 0.03468 379 260 79 40
280 Its is virtually impenetrable. It has an anti-climb device. It is going to be impossible to climb unless you are one hell of a mountain climber. It is terrific, its the best tower ever, great tower; You know it, i know it, everybody knows it. Believe me. 1.4189 0.03692 370 263 59 48
281 Look at the bright side There's no glass ceiling 1.4183 0.03548 349 237 78 34
282 As soon as my bladder's full, I'll make you a moat! 1.4181 0.03512 354 240 80 34
283 I told you not to cut your hair, now how will I climb up, Rapunzel?! 1.4180 0.04031 366 277 25 64
284 How about just no dating until I'm forty? 1.4180 0.03450 366 248 83 35
285 Seriously, Brian, why can’t you just make sourdough bread just like everybody else in quarantine 1.4180 0.03407 366 246 87 33
286 I said I wanted a place with a view. All I can see is the slide.” 1.4178 0.03308 371 246 95 30
287 You are going to crush kindergarten. 1.4172 0.03493 326 215 86 25
288 Lucy, we’re supposed to be breaking glass ceilings, they didn’t say anything about solid sand castles. 1.4169 0.04003 367 277 27 63
289 I've been rooked! 1.4167 0.03508 348 235 81 32
290 I don't think removing that block is such a good idea. 1.4167 0.03555 348 237 77 34
291 Next time I get to be the engineer and you can be the damsel. 1.4162 0.03379 370 249 88 33
292 This is so 2020. 1.4155 0.03635 361 253 66 42
293 We couldn’t have done this BEFORE my haircut? 1.4155 0.03325 361 239 94 28
294 Don’t worry, your hair should be grown enough by the end of the pandemic. 1.4150 0.03452 359 243 83 33
295 The Feng-Shui is off. Can we try it in the center instead? 1.4134 0.03412 358 241 86 31
296 Are you sure this is the way to meet a Prince. 1.4131 0.03985 351 261 35 55
297 It's affordable housing, but is it stable? 1.4131 0.03389 351 234 89 28
298 When can I let my hair down? 1.4126 0.03498 349 237 80 32
299 It’s the latest Trump Tower design..”Home for Nasty Women” 1.4125 0.03825 337 240 55 42
300 No, I haven’t read Poe. Why? 1.4121 0.03464 347 234 83 30
301 Hurry, I hear the cat coming. 1.4103 0.03664 351 247 64 40
302 Why didn't you tell me you had just had a haircut before I started? 1.4099 0.04067 344 259 29 56
303 Rescuing someone you yourself imprisoned doesn’t really count you know. 1.4073 0.03671 329 228 68 33
304 I told you, I suffer from turret syndrome. 1.4073 0.03795 302 208 65 29
305 Is Mexico paying for this? 1.4071 0.03616 339 235 70 34
306 ...I see what you mean by '2020's looking Grimm.' 1.4061 0.03817 293 201 65 27
307 This feels more like antisocial distancing. 1.4061 0.03560 330 225 76 29
308 Can we play something else? My hair isn't even down to my shoulders yet. 1.4061 0.03534 330 224 78 28
309 OOPS - it's hardened. 1.4060 0.03952 335 246 42 47
310 Stop complaining. My dad said if you pull on your bootstraps you can have a castle, too. 1.4060 0.04108 335 253 28 54
311 So you’re sure I’ll receive my absentee ballot to this address? 1.4060 0.03597 335 231 72 32
312 It's called a tiny house now. 1.4055 0.03442 328 219 85 24
313 You know, I think there's a limit to social distancing. 1.4054 0.03587 333 229 73 31
314 Don’t worry Mexico is paying! 1.4054 0.03807 333 238 55 40
315 I take it this is a metaphor for something 1.4054 0.03485 333 225 81 27
316 I liked it when you put me on a pedestal instead. 1.4051 0.03714 311 214 68 29
317 Mom! I’m 35! 1.4049 0.03537 326 221 78 27
318 Wait ... are we still playing Jenga? 1.4049 0.04196 326 248 24 54
319 This is why no one likes you, Mary. 1.4031 0.03649 325 225 69 31
320 Can I play the essential worker next time? 1.4031 0.03407 325 216 87 22
321 Do I still have to wear a mask? 1.4030 0.03316 330 217 93 20
322 Um, Hello? I think recess is over. 1.4021 0.03739 291 198 69 24
323 Wouldn't it be easier to just wear a mask? 1.4013 0.03533 319 216 78 25
324 I’m in “time out” until when? 1.4006 0.03520 317 214 79 24
325 Damsel/knight, princess/prince . . . how 'bout something OUTSIDE the box? 1.4000 0.03730 315 220 64 31
326 Looks like I picked the wrong week to cut my hair. 1.4000 0.03648 315 217 70 28
327 Wally, I need more closet space. 1.3994 0.03433 313 208 85 20
328 Can I quarantine with you. . . please. . . 1.3994 0.04258 313 239 23 51
329 I built you an Eco-Friendly, sustainable Ivory Tower. 1.3994 0.03719 313 218 65 30
330 What do you mean, 'you're adjusting the foundation??' 1.3994 0.03828 313 222 57 34
331 Rapunzel needs some hair extensions. 1.3987 0.04226 316 241 24 51
332 Now I know what the diabolic grin was about yesterday when you were cutting my hair. 1.3987 0.03680 311 215 68 28
333 It's just that daddy and I don't like your new boyfriend. 1.3987 0.03507 311 209 80 22
334 Actually I said that I wanted to live in an ivory tower. 1.3987 0.03680 311 215 68 28
335 Do you think this will keep the peasants away at recess? 1.3987 0.03623 311 213 72 26
336 I asked for ivory. 1.3987 0.03594 311 212 74 25
337 We're in Manhattan, don't forget the fire escape. 1.3981 0.03462 309 206 83 20
338 Tracked my hair extension delivery and Jon just picked up. ETA is 6 minutes. 1.3981 0.04276 309 236 23 50
339 You'll be safe in here until there’s a vaccine. 1.3974 0.03614 312 214 72 26
340 I'll have to pay you in sand dollars. 1.3974 0.03909 307 220 52 35
341 Get used to it, Melania. 1.3968 0.03658 310 214 69 27
342 Keep building, I need to grow my hair really long. 1.3967 0.04319 305 234 21 50
343 The foundation isn't level and the drainage is inadequate, and I haven't even looked at the electrical yet. I think you need to drop your asking price by two puddings and a juice box or you're going to end up still on the market when the bell rings. 1.3961 0.03788 308 217 60 31
344 I'm sure that's not what I meant when I said treat me like a princess. 1.3961 0.03617 308 211 72 25
345 Don't you think this is taking social distancing a little too far? 1.3951 0.03843 286 199 61 26
346 It was probably a mistake to work from the inside. 1.3947 0.03528 304 205 78 21
347 We had a mason at my last school, but that was just his name. 1.3940 0.03898 302 216 53 33
348 Do you think we could market this as a Manhattan one bedroom with beach views? 1.3925 0.04772 186 130 39 17
349 I think I'd rather be put on a pedestal. 1.3919 0.03427 296 196 84 16
350 Recess, the spelling test, Bobby breaking up with me... it just seems so small from up here. 1.3913 0.03749 299 209 63 27
351 When read through a feminist lens, Rapunzel locks herself in the tower to finally get some peace and quiet. 1.3913 0.03688 299 207 67 25
352 Before we go any further, you should know my father is very litigious. 1.3912 0.03701 294 203 67 24
353 This is not exactly what I meant when I said I want to live like a princess... 1.3912 0.03825 294 207 59 28
354 The plumber’s coming next week. I’m just the brick guy. 1.3906 0.04332 233 165 45 23
355 The deluxe model comes with a door, if you want an upgrade. 1.3904 0.03622 292 199 72 21
356 I'm tired of playing quarrantine. 1.3904 0.03622 292 199 72 21
357 I’d hoped the sandbox was one place we could play free of societally-imposed gender roles. 1.3898 0.03596 295 201 73 21
358 I still say it's an odd way to maintain social distancing. 1.3897 0.03704 290 200 67 23
359 I promise, Mommy is putting the phone away right now. 1.3897 0.03606 290 197 73 20
360 Did you consider incorporating an exit strategy? 1.3897 0.03606 290 197 73 20
361 You do know there are easier ways to socially distance, don't you? 1.3897 0.03704 290 200 67 23
362 Let's list it as: Retro beach house, penthouse view, with full outdoor recreational facilities. Door optional. 1.3889 0.03688 288 198 68 22
363 Where did you say the bathroom was? 1.3883 0.03820 291 205 59 27
364 How long 'til you build the handsome prince? 1.3881 0.03899 286 203 55 28
365 You know that once it rains, I escape, don’t you? 1.3881 0.03672 286 196 69 21
366 Sorry I laughed at your haircut. 1.3881 0.03771 286 199 63 24
367 This always ends the same way. Boys show up and we get sand in odd places. 1.3873 0.03756 284 197 64 23
368 I think that's about six feet. 1.3868 0.03695 287 198 67 22
369 This is precisely what your overachievement therapist is talking about. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
370 This is why I don't like playing heteronormative faerie tale tropes. 1.3865 0.03807 282 197 61 24
371 Can’t we just wear masks? 1.3865 0.03807 282 197 61 24
372 Mommy, can’t we play Snow White instead? I miss the guys. 1.3860 0.03843 285 201 58 26
373 Games for Quarantined Kids; The Repunzel Playset. Long, Flowing Wig sold separately. 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
374 Are you sure this doesn’t make me look needy? 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
375 I've just cleaned up, so if you do come in, don't bring in any sand. 1.3852 0.03593 283 192 73 18
376 This is NYC - you have to build up! 1.3849 0.03672 278 190 69 19
377 The fantasy rarely lives up to the reality. 1.3849 0.03636 278 189 71 18
378 I’ll be back in 14 days to get you. 1.3849 0.03811 278 194 61 23
379 Tell me again how Mexico is gonna pay for this. 1.3827 0.03919 277 197 54 26
380 Just great - more public space turned into real estate. 1.3827 0.03749 277 192 64 21
381 I was hoping for a more open floor plan. 1.3818 0.03731 275 190 65 20
382 I call it 'The Quarantower. 1.3815 0.03630 270 183 71 16
383 “You said you wanted to be treated like a princess. 1.3801 0.03694 271 186 67 18
384 Well, great, now I have to pee. 1.3797 0.03853 266 186 59 21
385 From a young age Donald learned to build towers and isolate women 1.3797 0.04033 266 191 49 26
386 If the sand is getting wetter, you know why. 1.3788 0.03797 264 183 62 19
387 Nice job on the rook. Now make me a pawn. 1.3784 0.04000 259 184 52 23
388 Remind me again how this ends? 1.3774 0.03748 265 183 64 18
389 You can stop now. This is definitely six feet. 1.3774 0.03786 265 184 62 19
390 Stairs, honey, stairs. See, this is why you need to be in school. 1.3774 0.03632 265 180 70 15
391 Practicing playground social distancing first day back at school. 1.3764 0.03688 263 180 67 16
392 What do you mean, there is no wifi? 1.3764 0.03766 263 182 63 18
393 Unless it rains, this should last until your hair grows out. 1.3764 0.03917 263 186 55 22
394 I feel so socially...distant... 1.3755 0.03862 261 183 58 20
395 This isn't sustainable. 1.3755 0.03937 261 185 54 22
396 Building the Pence/Harris debate stage to Pence’s wife’s specifications has proven to be a bit of a challenge. 1.3755 0.04084 261 189 46 26
397 Next time you be the helpless princess and I'll be the feminist castle builder. 1.3745 0.03684 259 177 67 15
398 Hair grows at only six inches per year. So, in answer to your question, it will be a while. 1.3745 0.03724 259 178 65 16
399 I wanted an ivory tower! 1.3745 0.03804 259 180 61 18
400 You know Mom, when you offered to provide a sand witch I thought you were taking about lunch! 1.3715 0.04429 253 192 28 33
401 Good job quarantining honey. Now Mommy has to pee. 1.3714 0.04074 245 175 49 21
402 I thought we were all finished with sheltering in place 1.3714 0.03906 245 171 57 17
403 Well, it will make more sense after I've made the rest of the chess set. 1.3711 0.03790 256 178 61 17
404 Okay! I'll wear a mask. 1.3711 0.03870 256 180 57 19
405 Couldn't I just wear a mask like all the other kids? 1.3711 0.04211 256 189 39 28
406 So this is why you said you liked me better with shorter hair. 1.3711 0.03870 256 180 57 19
407 If we want to play in the sandbox together, we have to be six feet apart. 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
408 So now you just wait for your knight in shining armor... or some light rain. 1.3711 0.03948 256 182 53 21
409 Did you hear me? I said, "There are no stairs, no door, and my hair's really short!" 1.3711 0.03708 256 176 65 15
410 So you're telling me this is the new normal for playground social distancing. 1.3705 0.03840 251 175 59 17
411 My mom’s boyfriend Eric says some day I’ll meet my “Prince Charming,” but Cece, my au pair, she says that’s just an internalization of society’s need to make smart and capable girls like us feel helpless. All I know is I’ve got sand in my socks. 1.3705 0.04042 251 180 49 22
412 Why can’t you just ground me like other mothers? 1.3705 0.03882 251 176 57 18
413 Why did you tell me to get my haircut before you trapped me in here? 1.3695 0.04143 249 181 44 24
414 Mom, I can literally dig my way out of this one. 1.3684 0.04005 247 176 51 20
415 I'd let my hair down, but you'd only get sand in it. 1.3684 0.03964 247 175 53 19
416 But,Mom, I want to live in a quirky converted van. 1.3684 0.04087 247 178 47 22
417 I think this project may have progressed past the sandboxing phase. 1.3684 0.03794 247 171 61 15
418 I don't like where this is going mother. 1.3680 0.03847 250 175 58 17
419 Because the teacher said six feet apart, that's why. 1.3680 0.03889 250 176 56 18
420 Don't give me that Rapunzel crap...just build a damn door. 1.3673 0.04027 245 175 50 20
421 You're good until mom puts the cat out! 1.3673 0.03857 245 171 58 16
422 I know we're social distancing, but is this necessary? 1.3673 0.03814 245 170 60 15
423 Thanks! The elevator was a nice touch. 1.3673 0.03900 245 172 56 17
424 This is cute and all, but let’s not pretend anything here meets code. 1.3673 0.03943 245 173 54 18
425 Parking isn’t guaranteed, but for the price you just can’t beat the view! 1.3673 0.03680 245 167 66 12
426 Is it too late to submit plan changes? 1.3669 0.03867 248 174 57 17
427 And you're not coming out till you meet your Prince Charming. 1.3663 0.04709 243 191 15 37
428 I don't know, what was Rapunzel's Plan B? 1.3663 0.03789 243 168 61 14
429 Frankly, I'd rather wear a mask. 1.3663 0.04132 243 176 45 22
430 What do you mean 'when my hair's long enough?' 1.3663 0.03698 243 166 65 12
431 You're taking social distancing a bit too far 1.3663 0.03921 243 171 55 17
432 You only think of yourself, Donald, you did not put in a door and why do you keep calling it Trump Tower? 1.3651 0.03985 241 171 52 18
433 This way I can be socially distant AND socially elite 1.3651 0.04071 241 173 48 20
434 Though not a strong student, young Shelly excelled at creating metaphorical structures of society's compulsion to restrict women's access to economic opportunities. 1.3640 0.04179 239 174 43 22
435 Let's play 'Tenant's Association'. 1.3640 0.04051 239 171 49 19
436 Sandbox diplomacy is not one of your strengths. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
437 You know, it's really spacious and the view is great, but will the stairs be too hard on our knees when we get older? 1.3640 0.03918 239 168 55 16
438 Next time I get to be the stepmother. 1.3636 0.03928 242 171 54 17
439 Why didn't you tell me what you were planning before I cut my hair? 1.3629 0.04609 237 183 22 32
440 A moat wouldn't hurt, either. 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
441 But my hair is short! 1.3629 0.04647 237 184 20 33
442 Now, explain again how this is going to work? 1.3629 0.03801 237 164 60 13
443 Great! And what am I supposed to do until my hair grows out? 1.3629 0.03705 237 162 64 11
444 If you won't be my friend, I'm not going to make a door. 1.3629 0.03939 237 167 54 16
445 Does it come with flood insurance? 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
446 You know I can just quarantine in my house, right? 1.3629 0.03894 237 166 56 15
447 Okay, okay! Next time I'll wear a mask! 1.3629 0.03939 237 167 54 16
448 Ok. I’m sorry. From now on I will wear a mask. 1.3629 0.03894 237 166 56 15
449 I am not Rapunzel! My name is Alice. 1.3617 0.03961 235 166 53 16
450 Waddaya mean they judge the contest next Thursday? 1.3617 0.04096 235 169 47 19
451 I'm getting concerned about the lack of stairs and plumbing. 1.3617 0.04051 235 168 49 18
452 I gotta go. 1.3617 0.04354 235 175 35 25
453 Susan started out ambitiously on her homemade chess set. 1.3617 0.04096 235 169 47 19
454 You do know that isolation does not need to look like this. 1.3617 0.04096 235 169 47 19
455 Hmmm... I'm not sure we thought this through. I just got a haircut. 1.3617 0.04051 235 168 49 18
456 ..and you promise you'll cast my vote by proxy?.. 1.3617 0.03914 235 165 55 15
457 And you’ll live happily ever after. 1.3616 0.04190 224 161 45 18
458 A phallocentric 'safe space' is incongruous. 1.3612 0.04243 227 165 42 20
459 Melania and Ivanka build their very own Trump Tower. 1.3605 0.04028 233 166 50 17
460 I texted Grandma; you're out of the Will.. 1.3605 0.04208 233 170 42 21
461 Well, it beats stepping on a lego. 1.3605 0.03888 233 163 56 14
462 How long did you say I going to have to shelter in place? 1.3605 0.03743 233 160 62 11
463 I take it back. I'm not in distress. 1.3605 0.03792 233 161 60 12
464 I don't think my hair will grow enough before recess is over. 1.3605 0.04074 233 167 48 18
465 And now we wait. 1.3605 0.03935 233 164 54 15
466 ‘How’s the fire escape coming along?’ 1.3605 0.03840 233 162 58 13
467 I guess I’ll really have to grow my hair out now. 1.3605 0.03935 233 164 54 15
468 When interviewed on her school’s reopening plan, Mrs. Smith showed us her thoughts on ensuring preschoolers socially distance. 1.3605 0.04295 233 172 38 23
469 promise me you’ll let me out after my quarantine. 1.3605 0.03935 233 164 54 15
470 I think we’ve forgotten how to play together. 1.3590 0.04059 234 168 48 18
471 Finally, affordable housing!! 1.3581 0.04074 229 164 48 17
472 Jeremy, we're both too young to be in a controlling relationship. 1.3578 0.04082 232 167 47 18
473 If you love something, set it free....MOM! 1.3575 0.03973 221 155 53 13
474 It's time to let Mommy out now, Sigmund. 1.3568 0.04144 227 164 45 18
475 Would it still be affordable with a door?" 1.3568 0.04097 227 163 47 17
476 One COUGH! You're taking things way too far... 1.3568 0.04000 227 161 51 15
477 You could just write me a poem, you know. 1.3568 0.03951 227 160 53 14
478 I told you, cooties is not the same as COVID... 1.3568 0.04000 227 161 51 15
479 I thought we'd settled on Gothic Revival. 1.3562 0.03943 219 153 54 12
480 This isn't what I meant when I talked about 'building women up'. 1.3556 0.03768 225 155 60 10
481 I was thinking we could focus on some stairs before we tackle the buttresses? 1.3556 0.03923 225 158 54 13
482 This prince comes back round before rainy season, right ? 1.3556 0.04168 225 163 44 18
483 Let the Russians know the new Trump Tower is open for business 1.3556 0.04023 225 160 50 15
484 Now you decide you have to go to the bathroom? 1.3553 0.04082 228 164 47 17
485 What do you mean the rescue is virtual? 1.3553 0.03986 228 162 51 15
486 Wait, do we need an imaginary building permit? 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
487 So this is Dr. Faucci's plan for safely re-opening the schools? 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
488 So, how long will the spiral staircase take? 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
489 Yes, but I'm doing all of the emotional labor. 1.3543 0.03944 223 157 53 13
490 Careful Betty, that's load bearing! 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
491 When you’re done, come inside and vacuum. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
492 But you said "ivory" tower! 1.3535 0.03820 215 148 58 9
493 Okay, so now you're a princess in a tower. Any other outdated gender stereotypes you'd like to indulge while we're at it? 1.3529 0.04168 221 160 44 17
494 Shouldn't we have waited for my hair to grow first? 1.3529 0.03966 221 156 52 13
495 Now you need to grow your hair really long before recess is over. 1.3529 0.03966 221 156 52 13
496 Take off your shoes before you come in so there's not sand everywhere. 1.3518 0.04488 199 146 36 17
497 Can't we just go to the beach like 'normal' people?? 1.3516 0.04040 219 156 49 14
498 I warn you, my hair grows very slowly. 1.3516 0.04092 219 157 47 15
499 How long has it been since mom said she'd be right back? 1.3516 0.04193 219 159 43 17
500 Do you think this was too ambitious for our homeschooling elective? 1.3516 0.03988 219 155 51 13
501 The toilet doesn’t work. 1.3516 0.04193 219 159 43 17
502 "When are you rescuing me, Amy--I have to pee?" 1.3516 0.04193 219 159 43 17
503 This is not what I meant when I said fairytale ending. 1.3516 0.03935 219 154 53 12
504 It is what it is. 1.3516 0.04482 219 165 31 23
505 Sure, Mom, 1600 on the SAT, no sex until after college, and I'll be the next US President. May I come down, now? 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
506 When are you going to put in the bathroom? 1.3502 0.04511 217 164 30 23
507 Let's hope your fourteen days are up before it rains. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
508 Playing princess isn’t as fun as I expected. 1.3500 0.03973 220 156 51 13
509 I don't think my hair is long enough. 1.3488 0.03924 215 151 53 11
510 It's beautiful Shelby! Who says home-schooled kids are under achievers? 1.3488 0.03979 215 152 51 12
511 Just so you know, my hair grows slowly. 1.3488 0.04819 215 169 17 29
512 My daddy says you have, ‘I-S-S-U-E-S.’ 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
513 The blueprints left out the door. Rookie mistake. 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
514 You said a she shed. 1.3476 0.04417 210 156 35 19
515 Is this a sandbox or a litter box ? It’s important!! 1.3476 0.04259 210 153 41 16
516 What was the Wi Fi password again? 1.3476 0.03807 210 145 57 8
517 Promise to get me an absentee ballot? 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
518 So honey,in order to get down,I just say 'Wherefore art thou' to the first guy who comes along? 1.3476 0.04859 210 165 17 28
519 At the rate hair grows, you should be out in 6 years, 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
520 You know I just cut my hair! 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
521 By the time your hair grows, they should have the vaccine. 1.3476 0.03983 210 148 51 11
522 We can’t just wear masks instead? 1.3476 0.04151 210 151 45 14
523 But I really REALLY have to go! 1.3462 0.04231 208 151 42 15
524 You've taken social distancing to a new level, Shirley. 1.3462 0.04748 208 161 22 25
525 You promise I can get connected up here? 1.3462 0.04005 208 147 50 11
526 Have you been in close contact with any confirmed prince in the last 14 days? 1.3462 0.04176 208 150 44 14
527 This is your best shot. Damsels in castles have a 100% success rate, it's much better than tinder! 1.3462 0.04339 208 153 38 17
528 Our art performance signifies that rituals of gender and courtship are built on foundations of sand. 1.3450 0.04229 200 144 43 13
529 Don’t worry Mommy, tomorrow’s school project is a full size medieval catapult. 1.3447 0.04312 206 151 39 16
530 Mommy, I promise to wear my face mask in class. Can I come down now? 1.3447 0.04257 206 150 41 15
531 I feel isolated. 1.3447 0.04312 206 151 39 16
532 I don’t think this is how social distancing works 1.3447 0.04087 206 147 47 12
533 Sorry dear, this is the only way. School scheduling is too difficult this year. 1.3447 0.04579 206 156 29 21
534 Impressive, but now try building a knight. 1.3445 0.04047 209 149 48 12
535 I think recess ended yesterday. 1.3445 0.03932 209 147 52 10
536 Look, don't give me that fairy tale line. Just get me down from here! 1.3431 0.04169 204 147 44 13
537 Nope. I never read it... 1.3431 0.04449 204 152 34 18
538 Julie, maybe it's time you started on the ladder. Julie...Julie... 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
539 Suddenly Rapunzel didn’t seem like such a fairy tale. 1.3431 0.04339 204 150 38 16
540 You were always such an overachiever 1.3431 0.04283 204 149 40 15
541 I don't think this qualifies as 'plays well with others'. 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
542 Isn't this taking social distancing a bit far? 1.3431 0.04609 204 155 28 21
543 I wish I would have waited on my donation to "Locks of Love" 1.3431 0.04052 204 145 48 11
544 As long as my mail-in vote gets counted, I'm good. 1.3431 0.04169 204 147 44 13
545 ...and in 14 days you can come down and we can play together. 1.3431 0.04052 204 145 48 11
546 Fine. You can go to Sarah Lawrence. 1.3431 0.04052 204 145 48 11
547 Almost done! Then I'll come save you. 1.3431 0.04052 204 145 48 11
548 When I said a strong foundation is necessary for for a healthy childhood, this isn't what I meant 1.3431 0.04169 204 147 44 13
549 I was expecting an ivory tower? 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
550 Studio sand castle, Upper West Side, asking price $1.5 million 1.3431 0.04609 204 155 28 21
551 Good thing my boyfriend's a basketball player. 1.3430 0.04012 207 147 49 11
552 This better not be sand from the sandbox the cat uses 1.3430 0.04295 207 152 39 16
553 Couldn't you have at least waited until I got the test results back? 1.3430 0.04349 207 153 37 17
554 Yes, the pandemic is a grim fairly tale, but this is ridiculous. 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
555 I’m really sorry my cat used your sandbox. 1.3424 0.04541 184 135 35 14
556 My hair isn't so much golden as sandy. 1.3416 0.04194 202 146 43 13
557 Why can't you be like the other kids? You're such an over achiever! 1.3416 0.04423 202 150 35 17
558 So hopefully, once your hair is long enough... you'll no longer be contagious. 1.3416 0.04253 202 147 41 14
559 Okay, I'll do this part and you grow your hair really long. 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
560 How long did you say before my prince will come? 1.3415 0.04035 205 146 48 11
561 Most successful architects were misunderstood as children. 1.3400 0.04160 200 144 44 12
562 Is there a door at the back? 1.3400 0.04831 200 156 20 24
563 I get it. You're gifted. 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
564 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ridiculously long CVS receipt! 1.3400 0.04395 200 148 36 16
565 Is your sand locally-sourced? 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
566 It's still not high enough to escape over the fence… 1.3384 0.04061 198 141 47 10
567 I get the need to isolate Mom, but did you have to cut my hair too? 1.3384 0.03933 198 139 51 8
568 It smells like pee in here. 1.3384 0.04594 198 150 29 19
569 She said treat her like a princess 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
570 I told you not to have your hair cut first! 1.3367 0.04085 196 140 46 10
571 I promise, I'll never see him again. 1.3367 0.04737 196 151 24 21
572 I don't think he meant me when he said, "Lock her up." 1.3367 0.04148 196 141 44 11
573 I fear this friendship was built on sand 1.3367 0.04211 196 142 42 12
574 Do you realize how mad the cat is going to be? 1.3367 0.04518 199 150 31 18
575 And in the unlikely event that you don’t get rescued by a handsome prince, this will easily convert into a second-floor walk-up. 1.3367 0.03917 199 140 51 8
576 How am I suppose to get down? 1.3351 0.04990 194 154 15 25
577 Is it too late to ask for a Brownstone?".. 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
578 It needs plumbing. 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
579 Don' t even think about coming up here 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
580 Trust me. This way you can socially distance and still see your friends 1.3351 0.04237 194 141 41 12
581 I don't care what the story says. My hair isn't long enough 1.3351 0.04990 194 154 15 25
582 I don't do stairs 1.3351 0.04174 194 140 43 11
583 Are you sure this is the best way to achieve physical distancing? 1.3351 0.04044 194 138 47 9
584 I thought you were the one trapped, but I've been stuck tending the tower all day! 1.3351 0.04237 194 141 41 12
585 I just feel you’re becoming a tad possessive quite early in our relationship. 1.3351 0.04174 194 140 43 11
586 Sandstone, really? 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
587 Sorry, the king said you tested positive. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
588 $1400 in new york has never felt so spacious 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
589 Beats Zoom recess. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
590 You do remember how this story ends.... 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
591 I'm regretting my quarantine haircut. 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
592 See Mom? You can be a helicopter parent AND self-isolate. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
593 It’s the city on the phone; something about permits... 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
594 Trump called - he needs you for the wall. 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
595 It’s ok mom. Mexico is supposed to be paying for this. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
596 Did they overparent in the Middle Ages too? 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
597 It’s not forever, just until it rains. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
598 'Distress' sounds dramatic, but I do have to pee. 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
599 Real prewar sand and a private terrace! How did you find this place?! 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
600 Remember to take off your shoes before you come back inside. I don't want any sand in the house! 1.3316 0.04159 190 137 43 10
601 You’re safe now Melania—there’s no door. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
602 This won't make me un-drink your juice box. 1.3316 0.04481 190 142 33 15
603 just to tell you the hair salons reopened and i went today so.................. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
604 I see you’ve started watching Game of Thrones again. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
605 Let's try mid-century modern next. 1.3315 0.04249 184 133 41 10
606 They said cancel culture, not castle culture! 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
607 I can't grow long hair by 3rd period!! 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
608 I was looking for something with a elevator. I have a piano. 1.3298 0.04116 188 135 44 9
609 I’m not happy that you’re not adding a door! 1.3298 0.05047 188 150 14 24
610 But my name is not Karen. 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
611 Can you get the playground lady? I'm ready to switch to Cinderella. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
612 Thanks...this will be valuable real estate once we get to third grade. 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
613 A door. Not adore. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
614 And then the prince said I can't social distance rescue you so we'll reschedule this playdate until 2021. 1.3298 0.04116 188 135 44 9
615 My mom said 6 feet 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
616 So this is what you meant when you said staying at home has made you more constructive 1.3298 0.05047 188 150 14 24
617 I feel rain. 1.3280 0.04141 186 134 43 9
618 No, that’s as high as I can go without a variance. 1.3280 0.04070 186 133 45 8
619 You do know, the neighborhood cats had a party last night? 1.3279 0.04395 183 135 36 12
620 Yup, you were right, adding cement was probably not a good idea. 1.3279 0.04256 183 133 40 10
621 Can you see 2021 from up there? 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
622 You really don't play well with others, do you? 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
623 This is just my way to ensure social distancing. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
624 By the time the lockdown is over, your hair should reach to here 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
625 I know you didn't ask for a little sister, but this is going to get you into a lot of trouble 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
626 Sorry, mom cut my hair last night. 1.3261 0.05008 184 146 16 22
627 Yet you struggle with a smartphone. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
628 I’ve been thinking about letting my hair grow longer 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
629 Rapunzel, let down your hair! 1.3261 0.05067 184 147 14 23
630 Enough already, it only has to hold for 14 days. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
631 Built on sand and no exit plan? You remind me of my parents. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
632 You forgot the spinning wheel and the gold. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
633 Great job, honey. Run along now and come back for mommy on November 4th. 1.3261 0.04638 184 140 28 16
634 Are you sure Mexico will pay for it! 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
635 How are you with interiors? 1.3261 0.04021 184 131 46 7
636 You mean to tell me a moat would put us over budget in sand dollars? 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
637 Were you planning this when you cut my hair?!? 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
638 Karen, there’s no door for a reason! 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
639 My hair is only shoulder length. 1.3260 0.04354 181 133 37 11
640 I'm not coming down until you put on your mask 1.3260 0.04137 181 130 43 8
641 You can't keep me here indefinitely, Mom. 1.3260 0.05071 181 144 15 22
642 I’ll rebuild the door when you get your negative test result back 1.3260 0.03986 181 128 47 6
643 Take the picture, Margie, Billy's shoulders are starting to wobble. 1.3260 0.04493 181 135 33 13
644 Mommy promises that we'll go to the beach next summer. 1.3260 0.04948 181 142 19 20
645 I'd let down my hair but it's a lob. 1.3260 0.05071 181 144 15 22
646 If you wanted me to grow my hair out, you could have just asked! 1.3260 0.04493 181 135 33 13
647 If you're so woke, why am I the one always stuck in the tower? 1.3260 0.04561 181 136 31 14
648 I like you, too, but recess has been over for an hour. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
649 Couldn't you have figured out an easier way to keep social distance? 1.3260 0.05071 181 144 15 22
650 Thanks for building me up. 1.3260 0.04211 181 131 41 9
651 Ok, you win. “Chump Tower” it is! And I’m the chump. Now, let me go! 1.3260 0.04561 181 136 31 14
652 Jesus Susan it was just a sneeze! 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
653 Hurry! The students are back in our classrooms tomorrow. 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
654 Did you remember to build a door? 1.3260 0.04062 181 129 45 7
655 Okay, I take it back. You're not a hedge-born knave destined for serfdom. 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
656 Do you think you may have missed some steps in the YouTube video you watched, Judy? 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
657 Hurry up and build the door, I have to go to the bathroom., 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
658 Um, you might want to start working on the plumbing. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
659 This has been fun but I want to go home now. Mom? Mom! 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
660 You don't have to take fairy stories quite so literally, you know 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
661 And your sure this is how Katie's stepsister's cousin said this is how that girl in Whole Foods met her husband? 1.3220 0.04960 177 139 19 19
662 Was that rain I just felt? 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
663 What happens if it rains before my hair grows out? 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
664 Next we shall expand the perimeters of our kingdom, North to the swings, and South to the jungle gym! 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
665 I promise to wear a mask if you let me come down. 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
666 A light bulb's out in the bathroom. 1.3200 0.04587 175 132 30 13
667 Sorry, dear, but we're not zoned for a White Castle. 1.3200 0.04136 175 126 42 7
668 This is no way to treat your Mom. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
669 Seriously, Mom, your idea of discipline is positively medieval. 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
670 Sam decided to take sandbox social distancing to new heights. 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
671 I was really looking for something with an open-floor plan. 1.3200 0.04292 175 128 38 9
672 And now for the pièce de résistance — a USPS dropbox for your absentee ballot.” 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
673 Just jump for god's sake. It's sand. You'll be fine. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
674 I’m pretty sure your teacher said to build this online. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
675 But, my hair isn’t long enough. 1.3179 0.04161 173 125 41 7
676 Don't worry, Mexico paid for it. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
677 I think we're gonna need a bigger sandbox. 1.3179 0.05038 173 137 17 19
678 Did they overparent in medieval times too? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
679 Hey, where’s the door? 1.3179 0.05234 173 140 11 22
680 ...but Caitlyn, I still don't see how this subverts the paradigm of the patriarchy. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
681 I can't grow my hair long enough before I have to pee. 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
682 Did the previous tenant have cats, by any chance? 1.3179 0.05104 173 138 15 20
683 I wish I had longer hair. 1.3179 0.04692 173 132 27 14
684 Don't overthink it ..Rapunsel was just demonstrating social distancing before its time. 1.3179 0.04161 173 125 41 7
685 I wouldn't kneel there. The cat's been out all day. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
686 you said you wanted your own room. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
687 Rapunzel could no longer let down her long hair for she had given herself a quarantine cut. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
688 Can you at least toss up some good conditioner and a comb please. 1.3174 0.04886 167 129 23 15
689 For heavens sake Mother! By the time you finish Prince Charming will be Old King Cole. 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
690 I changed my mind; tear it down again 1.3158 0.04653 171 130 28 13
691 The beach’s sand doesn’t hold together as well as the cat’s sand. 1.3158 0.04727 171 131 26 14
692 I thought you were just going to fill the bucket and turn it over. 1.3151 0.05212 146 113 20 13
693 Just put in a door and we won't have to wait for the hair to grow. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
694 Next time, can we just wear face masks? 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
695 It’s called, “Trickledown Sand-O-nomocs.” 1.3136 0.04979 169 133 19 17
696 I could use that bucket in here. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
697 Fourteen days will go by in a flash! 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
698 You’re out of your mind if you think Mexico’s gonna pay for this. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
699 I already mailed in my ballot. 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
700 I don’t think this is what our families meant by a socially distanced play date 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
701 I have to go potty. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
702 Um, door? 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
703 Hello...recess is over! 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
704 What if it rains? 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
705 The other kids have left, Mom. Can I play on the swings now? 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
706 I was hoping for open concept. 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
707 Next, you wanna social distance see-saw or slide, disinfect, slide? 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
708 You said you always wanted to live like a queen. 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
709 Mom says that the bigger the tower, the smaller the shovel 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
710 Today it's sandcastles, one day I'll have my very own ivory tower. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
711 While the haves indeed had a castle, the havenots were the only ones with something to do. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
712 This is soo much better than the ivory tower you built last week. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
713 Mom! I’ve decided against wanting my own place. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
714 Trust me, men always fall for the damsel in distress. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
715 Ok, I get it. I've been a little distant." 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
716 Next time I want be the essential worker and you be the stay at home Mom. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
717 But I don't wanna stay up here until my hair is long enough to play Rapunzel! 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
718 I'm gonna let my hair grow out. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
719 When I said I wanted a beach house this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
720 Can’t you just have an ‘aha moment’ and be done with it 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
721 You're carrying this social distancing thing a little too far! 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
722 I think social distancing is 6 feet horizontally 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
723 I knew I shouldn’t have cut my hair during quarantine. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
724 Is this another metaphor for the pandemic? 1.3110 0.05372 164 134 9 21
725 Can you ask your mom to Google "average daily hair growth" ? 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
726 Room Rater says we need a succulent. 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
727 I vote no moat. 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
728 I want to be a Queen, not a Rook! 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
729 Is this up to code? 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
730 I guess the online architecture lessons really weren't a scam. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
731 I promise it’s only a scratchy throat, will you at least let me out in 14 days? 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
732 I’ll show them what remote learning leads to .... 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
733 Act excited. This will look great on my Instagram. 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
734 Pedestal. I said, "you should put your mother on a pedestal." 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
735 Marge, it's a great idea, but I don't think my hair is nearly long enough. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
736 Like sand in a sandcastle, so are the days of our lives. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
737 I don't want to be treated like a princess anymore! 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
738 You better hope it doesn't rain. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
739 Is it too late for you to install WiFi? 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
740 I can't come up Rapunzel - I'm socially distancing 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
741 Socially distance sand box 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
742 This isn’t fun anymore. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
743 Tommy kissed me, Mom, it's no big deal. Maybe you're over-reacting? 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
744 I don't see how this proves you love me. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
745 Or we could just wear masks. 1.3086 0.05127 162 129 16 17
746 You are definitely an over achiever. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
747 Okay mom, you’ve made your point! 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
748 Oh no...don't take the bottom one! 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
749 As soon as the caption is ready you can go down the ladder. 1.3086 0.05347 162 132 10 20
750 Not what I meant by ‘temporary’ housing. 1.3086 0.04134 162 117 40 5
751 Ok, now build a prince to rescue me. I gotta pee! 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
752 Let's add a moat before music class 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
753 Barbara, I think you’ve had too much coffee. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
754 Dear, the therapist said it’s time to forgive Monmy. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
755 Social Distancing in the Sandbox 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
756 ..."and the cornerstone contains a time capsule." 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
757 Mom, you're taking this social isolation thing too far! 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
758 And as long as you shelter in place, you won't have to wear your mask. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
759 What's a virgin? 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
760 Tell me again that I don’t play well in the sandbox 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
761 You're taking social distancing way too far. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
762 I said "mid-century" not "medieval." 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
763 Yesterday’s haircut is weighing heavily on me right now. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
764 Are you sure this how Rapunzel got her start? 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
765 Maybe we should just wear masks. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
766 She was beginning to question the ivory-towerism of her kindergarten cohort 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
767 Can you build me a balcony? I'm in desperate need of outdoor space. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
768 What do you mean “it should be here somewhere” did you build a door or not? 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
769 This was not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a princess. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
770 We need boundaries 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
771 Okay, Mom, I’ll promise to wear a mask. 1.3086 0.05052 162 128 18 16
772 Lockdown haircuts are tough on everyone 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
773 Listen, times have changed. Women just don't wear their hair that long anymore. . 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
774 Amy, will this Trump tower be owned by the Russian Mafia? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
775 Even before the pandemic Susan fell victim to systemic helicoptering. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
776 I didn't realize power would be so isolating 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
777 What if he doesn’t ride by? 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
778 This is beyond the 'pail', Alice. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
779 How do I flush the toilet? 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
780 I need the pail. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
781 Quit rubbing so hard, it’s getting taller! 1.3062 0.04775 160 123 25 12
782 But I just got a haircut! 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
783 OK it's done! Now, you grow your hair and I'll start building my LEGO shiny armor. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
784 My sandbox, my Jenga rules. 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
785 Before Trump, men put me on a pedestal. 1.3062 0.05245 160 129 13 18
786 I'm having second thoughts about a water-filled moat. 1.3062 0.04343 160 118 35 7
787 After you finish the tower, my hair needs braiding. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
788 I AM pressing the button! 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
789 This feels misogynistic 1.3062 0.04343 160 118 35 7
790 These hybrid learning rules are weird. 1.3062 0.05093 160 127 17 16
791 Trust me, fourth-grade boys want what they can't have. 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
792 Now we just wait for your hair to grow out. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
793 Did you get a zoning permit for this? 1.3038 0.04279 158 116 36 6
794 You be the prince and I’ll be the princess who doesn’t NEED a prince but could see herself in a mutually consenting relationship until we are inevitably forced apart by the recess bell. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
795 Mum? 1.3038 0.05056 158 125 18 15
796 I can see outside of it, but without a castle door, I’m finding it tough to think outside the box. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
797 You are taking social distancing to a new level! 1.3038 0.05056 158 125 18 15
798 I can see your house from here. It looks much sturdier. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
799 Is this what my dad means when he talks about sand traps? 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
800 I can't wait 'til my hair is long enough. "I have to go now!" 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
801 I just got a haircut.You better have a ladder " 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
802 What's the wifi login? 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
803 Hey!! Stable Genius! I just got a haircut. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
804 Are you sure you’re OSHA-certified? 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
805 Hurry Susan, they're setting up the catapults. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
806 I forgot to tell you it was going to rain today. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
807 You got a building permit for this, right? 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
808 If we build it, he'll come. 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
809 Millicent took sand play to an uncomfortable level. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
810 See if I care, it’s double math after recess 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
811 Higher. I can almost see over the border wall. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
812 It's just that I'd really been hoping for more of a stucco. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
813 Can you sculpt an elevator? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
814 Well, I think this tower is looking rather Grimm - RaPUNzel intended 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
815 We're going with stairs, not hair, right? 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
816 It's just 14 days, right? 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
817 You're right, it's more stable than our government. I owe you $5. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
818 Oh dear, I sincerely apologize for calling you childish. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
819 Now I'm going to play Jenga. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
820 NOW can I not wear a mask? 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
821 This is nice, but I said I wanna wrassle. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
822 Honey, you've had me stuck in your beautiful Sand Castle for 3 days. Isn't it time that you let your Mommy out? 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
823 You do understand this, too, is ephemeral? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
824 'Oh, I forgotr to tell you that I mixed a little cement into the sand." 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
825 Listen Mom! I still don't feel like a Kardashian! 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
826 I shouldn’t have cut my damn hair. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
827 It even has Wi-Fi so I can attend 1st grade remotely. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
828 Now I see why you cut my hair BEFORE you locked me in here, Mom. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
829 Do I really need the mask too? 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
830 Make a door. That’s my mom calling. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
831 Heads up, I'm going to try out this boiling oil feature. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
832 But what if the shining knight doesn’t rescue me before the ice cream truck leaves? 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
833 There's not even any WI-FI up here! 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
834 Amazing what you can do with sand and cat poop. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
835 I'm regretting that haircut 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
836 You know, what happens in fairy tales should stay in fairy tales! 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
837 You could have built a bathroom first! 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
838 It had taken Dana six years of teasing from her sister to create her masterpiece 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
839 Actually, it was better in the other corner after all. From here, my view is blocked by the slide. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
840 Darling...umm...whose skeleton is this up here? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
841 You know this will never last, right? 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
842 I don't think a moat is a good idea. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
843 OK! Now what, genius? 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
844 That’s high enough. Now start grovelling. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
845 This isn't really what I had in mind when I put on my online profile that I was looking for a match who could captivate me! 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
846 Frank Lloyd, you come in to dinner right now 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
847 I have a Zoom meeting in five minutes and the wi-fi up here is terrible. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
848 Oh, dear! How long was I asleep? 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
849 I keep telling you—Rapunzel was fictional! 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
850 "A high-rise studio with park view should get around $6000 a month." 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
851 Terry! Where's the the girl's room? 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
852 This takes social distancing to a new level. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
853 With her daughter trapped in the 12-foot sand castle, Susie looked forward to a well-deserved break. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
854 Just a head's up — I refuse to wear my hair long. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
855 This would rent for $3500 in Brooklyn 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
856 I'm not seeing any outlets. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
857 Would it be possible for you to build a moat and some alligators too? 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
858 Mommy dearest...... 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
859 I ain't no Rapunzel, and you ain't no prince. But you do have some good sandbox skills! 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
860 You can't do this. You're not my real mother. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
861 Which day of our staycation are we on now? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
862 It will be OK Mom. You'll be able to self quarantine here safely as long as it doesn't rain. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
863 "Guillotine!" Bobby, I worry you and me have very different ideas of what constitutes 'pretend'. 1.2953 0.05429 149 122 10 17
864 Are you sure I'll be free once my hair grows long enough? 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
865 Bringing the cats up here was a bad idea. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
866 I'm feeling a bit cliché up here 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
867 Wait, doesn't the six-foot rule apply horizontally? 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
868 Text me if you get hungry or thirsty 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
869 Now let down your hair. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
870 Mom, OK, I’ll wear the mask! 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
871 I’m not Rapunzel and you’re not Trump. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
872 What do you mean ‘sandcastle thinking’ isn’t outside the box? 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
873 I will avenge this injustice, Patty! The spelling bee trophy will never be yours! 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
874 It's a great apartment, but I was looking for something that wasn't a walkup. 1.2953 0.04206 149 109 36 4
875 Honey, we've been here all day. Let's come back tomorrow and you can work on the Knight and Bishop. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
876 Is that sand you’re using sustainable? I’m aiming for a carbon-neutral castle. 1.2953 0.04206 149 109 36 4
877 I’m going to put my name on it. And one day, when I’m president and the whole world loves me, you will too. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
878 The election was rigged. I’m not leaving. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
879 How quaint, but I’ll rescue myself. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
880 Keep going, I need a room for my Peloton. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
881 Now knock it down. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
882 I have to pee. 1.2933 0.04965 150 118 20 12
883 When is Romeo supposed to get here? I really have to pee. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
884 It needs more curb appeal. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
885 I warned you, threaten my king and I'll castle you. 1.2933 0.05054 150 119 18 13
886 You´re building me up too much, honey. I´m a regular mom, at best. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
887 It’s called a ‘rook’, not a castle. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
888 I've played Jenga and I know how this ends... 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
889 With my short hair, I suggest a door. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
890 Are you sure the Prince is coming before recess ends? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
891 No solicitors. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
892 I never want to play quarantine castle again. 1.2933 0.04182 150 110 36 4
893 Do you think Uber eats delivers here? 1.2933 0.05228 150 121 14 15
894 Call the exterminator - we’ve got an ant 🐜 problem. 1.2933 0.05313 150 122 12 16
895 Put your back into it! The pyramids took longer than this. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
896 Actually I like on line school better. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
897 Frankly, rather than letting my hair down, why don't you just build some steps? 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
898 You misunderstood. Prince Charming is my cat. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
899 If I say, ‘I’m sorry,’ will you make a door! 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
900 I think you're taking social distancing too far. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
901 Well the description did say "short-term castle rental steps from the sand". 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
902 You did say you wanted to get high. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
903 The phased reopening of the salon, then the beach, was a fairytale for one roommate. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
904 You know this really does make me feel less insecure about my extremely long legs 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
905 Ugh. There’s a cat in here. 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
906 Have you not considered a flying buttress? 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
907 Don’t stand so close to me 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
908 Hey kid let me out of here. Don't you realize I am the Secretary of Education? 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
909 Can we go back to playing tag now? This game is so 14th century. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
910 All you have to do is grow your hair! 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
911 Again with the castle? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
912 Rook takes Queen, pawn is helpless. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
913 I am impressed you got this through zoning. Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
914 I should be getting some kind of hair extensions, shouldn't I? 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
915 Brenda, maybe we should just wear masks. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
916 I think recess ended seven hours ago. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
917 I can still mail it in! 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
918 Please send up my laptop. I’ll be able to graduate college by the time my hair is that long. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
919 Toss me my laptop and don’t mention this to daddy. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
920 You’re ignoring statistics on non-linear spread and aerosol dispersion for 4 year-olds 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
921 Will my hair grow soon enough? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
922 Sorry, in 2020 Prince Charming coming to save you isn’t going to happen. Figure it out. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
923 Hurry up! Recess is over in 5 minutes. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
924 And you are sure about the foundations Donald? 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
925 Admitted, it's a great view, but we'll never flip it unless it's open concept. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
926 Oh, before you finish up, I forgot to ask: Is the sand locally-sourced? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
927 I'm not building stairs. You shouldn't have asked to play Rapunzel if your hair wasn't long enough. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
928 So this is what happens when you sign the lease before seeing the apartment in person. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
929 My hair?! I’ll tell you what’s been let down... 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
930 6 feet of social distancing doesn’t have to be horizontal. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
931 3.5 sq. ft., unfurnished and structurally sand - $1950 a month 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
932 I only identify as a maiden. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
933 Ok, done, now let your hair grow, look pitiful, and just wait. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
934 We've exceeded our start-up goal, but let's revisit the exit strategy. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
935 You do understand that I didn't test positive for COVID? 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
936 I get the university budget cuts, but god I miss the ivory. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
937 I think you should know, I killed a man. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
938 Ok, now fill it with water so I can jump. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
939 Are you sure this is six feet? 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
940 We forgot to file an environmental impact statement. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
941 See you in 14 days. 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
942 And you're sure this will work better than online dating? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
943 Are you sure this is the best way to break the glass ceiling? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
944 When you're done with that, can you set up the WiFi? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
945 I don’t think destroying the castle to get me down counts as a rescue... 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
946 Is it still veneration of the patriarchy if the tower is built by a girl? 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
947 Maybe next time you can rule Quarantine Kingdom and I'll be the essential worker. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
948 Can we take out the wall in between the kitchen and the living room? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
949 Honey, everything does not have to be a home improvement project during quarantine. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
950 I thought I left that door around here. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
951 Don't forget to put the door in. Just a small door would be fine. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
952 You don't do the parapets like Dad. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
953 All this because I "borrowed" your shovel 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
954 How’s that bathroom coming along? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
955 Trust me, by the time restrictions lift- your hair will be plenty long enough... 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
956 Just a little higher, and I can finally throw away my mask. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
957 No one can accuse you of living in an ivory tower now. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
958 Tomorrow I'll build you into a Burger King. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
959 Policies that emanate from ivory towers often have an adverse impact on the people out in the field who are fighting the wars or bringing in the revenues. 1.2826 0.05142 138 110 17 11
960 You do know it has to be higher to get over the fence. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
961 Sandy? 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
962 You expect me to grow my hair that long before lunch ends? 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
963 No way! I’ll never get the sand out of my hair. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
964 You’re only in quarantine for two weeks. I’ll bring you chocolate. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
965 Laurie, really, a pedestal would have been enough. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
966 I was skeptical of your regression therapy, Dr. Doris... but you’re right, I am inaccessible. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
967 Is there another way we can social distance on the playground? 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
968 Is it Six feet yet? 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
969 The kindergarten teacher said this is going to look great on her college applications 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
970 You are socially distancing, but you aren't thinking outside the box 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
971 I really don't think this is the best way to develop a healthy long-term relationship. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
972 I think you skipped a step. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
973 Why couldn’t we just play doctor like the other kids? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
974 I can see the zoo from here 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
975 You wired this for broadband Internet, right? 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
976 I’d suggest stairs before the moat. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
977 It’s lovely... but what’s that constant cat smell...? 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
978 Just so you know, my hair is not very long. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
979 When did you say the tide comes in again? 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
980 Mom, I’m fine. Go home. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
981 Are you sure she met her Prince this way? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
982 I feel like you are trying to tell me something. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
983 Now that's what I call "social distancing!" 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
984 I'd invite you up but I hate getting sand in my hair. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
985 Are you sure this is what our parents mean by social distancing? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
986 This is not what I meant by affordable housing. 1.2806 0.05108 139 111 17 11
987 Not quite the beach vacation I envisioned in 2020... 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
988 Hang on a second, I lost a contact. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
989 I know listings take a lot of poetic license, but I don't think we can get away with "Beach View" . 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
990 It's just till your COVID test comes back. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
991 That's the last time you tell me that I don't play well with other kids? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
992 Couldn't you have told me the part about the hair BEFORE I cut it 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
993 You got me up here, you're getting me down. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
994 I thought we agreed on bay windows. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
995 You said there would be a rope ladder when I got up here! 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
996 When are you starting on the ladder? 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
997 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said "social distancing"... 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
998 You promise I can come down in 14 days? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
999 I thought we agreed on Italian marble 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1000 I knew I shouldn’t have gotten my hair cut. 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
1001 That’s the last time she’ll sneeze in this sandbox... 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1002 I asked for a spaceship. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1003 I see that we’re still building up patriarchal norms 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1004 Trust me, you’re safer up there 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1005 No, I like it. That's my resting beach face. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1006 No, I said we live in a “Cancel” culture 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1007 Aren't you taking this social distancing thing a bit too far...? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1008 WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE VOTING EASY - DJT 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
1009 I can't pay you for helping me build this, but I can deem you an essential worker and tell everyone else on the playground that you're a hero. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1010 Do you realize I'm in a three-dimensional tower within a two-dimensional cartoon? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1011 Uh, are we still having fun 'cause I'm not exactly feeling it? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1012 I guess you haven't considered how this might go over during your Supreme Court nomination 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1013 Don't worry, when your hair's long enough a boy will come and save you. OMG, read a book! 1.2794 0.05186 136 109 16 11
1014 My turn I'm doing the French Revolution. 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1015 This is NOT what I meant when I asked you to treat me like a princess. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1016 Elizabeth, me thinks this portends future problems in our relationship," said Mary 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1017 I'm not playing if you keep calling me "Quarantina"! 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1018 This sandbox is not zoned for high rises and building codes require an accessible exit. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1019 After you finish, can you go get me my phone charger? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1020 I guess I should have been more specific in the divorce settlement... 1.2794 0.05186 136 109 16 11
1021 No no! The window had to be facing the other way! 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1022 No, stop! I don't want to play a Disney Princess anymore. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1023 Now can you work on a knight in shining armor? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1024 Higher! 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1025 This castle is ephemeral, but the humor of Andy Borowitz is eternal. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1026 Wait, are you breaking up with me? 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1027 We could have just brought a chess set. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1028 I don't get a wifi signal up here. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1029 You're being very literal about grounded, Mom. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1030 Mom, this didn't work for Rapunzel either! 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1031 Great, sister, now neither of us will land the prince. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1032 All those sand dollars for a one bedroom? Seems a little steep. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1033 Are you sure Mexico can afford this? 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1034 And where are my hair extensions? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1035 Let’s pretend I’m Rapunzel and you’re Covid positive 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1036 Martha, this isn't the answer to rising sea levels. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1037 Don’t worry, I’ll be back when there’s a vaccine. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1038 I thought you were in charge of the stairs! 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1039 Wait! My hair is not that long! 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1040 The damsel wasn't in distress until now. 1.2761 0.05232 134 108 15 11
1041 Quit whining. You can be Rapunzel next time. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1042 There. Now we're technically not both in the sandbox. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1043 My dear, you do know Mommy has issues letting her hair down, right? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1044 And they thought I was waisting my engineering degree being a stay at home mom. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1045 Rapunzel's hair stylist on lockdown. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1046 Maybe the next prince charming won't poop in the sandbox and cry. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1047 So, Donald, what do you want to do when you grow up. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1048 This isn’t exactly what I imagined when I said I needed space” 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1049 I thought we were just playing pretend. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1050 it feels like what Trump is building his campaign on 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1051 Jimmy, not that I can’t appreciate your consummate work here, but I’m still baffled at your project in progress. Does your motive spring from our teacher’s conversation, that we overheard, when she likened schools reopening safely to building castles in the sky? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1052 And you’re SURE this will keep the Mexicans out? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1053 I wanted to play princess, not architect! 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1054 Are you sure I'll get my ballot up here? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1055 You sure this was the best way to keep social distance 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1056 Listen, just keep building me up and some of that sand will trickle down to you eventually. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1057 Still think you can home school me mom? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1058 You know how Dad always says you make a better door than a window? Please prove him right. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1059 Recess is over, could you build a staircase? 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1060 People take things so literally these days 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1061 It was you who said I had to try harder at my school projects mother 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1062 Unfortunately, recess was Billy's best class. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1063 Do you have a permit? 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1064 Stoic child’s play 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1065 Look out! It's those Disney lawyers again! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1066 Make it 6 feet tall because I hate masks. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1067 My husband loves the mancave in the basement. But for me, I could really use a door. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1068 So this is your new distance learning tower, and Mommy will be back after work. Nice and safe.” 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1069 They said I would attend school remotely, but this is not what I expected. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1070 Just think, Donny, someday there'll be a big 'T' on this castle! 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1071 No moat?? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1072 Too bad short hair is the style. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1073 Just checking that this too is built on a construct of systemic and structural patriarchy?” 1.2713 0.05364 129 105 13 11
1074 If you're just building the base, uh, how'd I get up here>" 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1075 They're new on the market. They're called Tiny Castles. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1076 See, you can think both inside and outside the box. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1077 Don't worry. Before this is over your hair will be long enough for me to climb up there and rescue you. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1078 I've already subleased the first floor. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1079 Could you build a little faster. My Prince is coming to pick me up in an hour. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1080 I just don’t think this is the best way to deal with our problems. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1081 Why didn't you just use the 3D printer? 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1082 My mommy warned me about getting into the gifted program. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1083 Can you speed it up? Jimmy's shoulders hurt. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1084 I’m now rethinking my at home haircut. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1085 Trust me. You better off staying there! 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1086 Just wait until your father gets home, Electra. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
1087 Do you think my hair will be long enough in time for dinner? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1088 Mr. Sandman, build me a moat. 1.2692 0.04055 130 96 33 1
1089 All I need is some WiFi and i'll be all set" 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1090 Mom, can we stop working on my elementary school application? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1091 Sorry, you can't come up. I just got a haircut. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1092 I was really hoping for a Dutch Colonial. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1093 Now make a handsome prince. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1094 Okay, fine, mom! I'll wear the chastity belt. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1095 Why are you calling this the covid-19 tower? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1096 If I add a moat, I’ll have to raise the rent.” 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1097 Next time let’s just bring our masks. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1098 Thanks for helping me miss the math test. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1099 Talk about Disney setting unrealistic expectations 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1100 Looking down, young Gothel swore to herself that no matter how long it took, one day she'd get even with Rapunzel. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1101 It's only $1000/month. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1102 Life’s a beach, but 2020 is a sandbox. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1103 I don’t think this is what Kafka meant when he said castle of one’s own self. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1104 We’re gonna need a bigger moat 1.2692 0.05326 130 106 13 11
1105 I'm a little too isolated...am really needing that bucket up here. 1.2677 0.05297 127 103 14 10
1106 The one day I wear contacts ... 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1107 But tomorrow it's my turn to topple the patriarchy! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1108 Can you step it up a bit? Winter is coming.... 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1109 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, put on your mask 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1110 It's six feet. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1111 Don't forget the door or the loo. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1112 I'd rather we constructed a new paradigm. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1113 Sandcastle distancing 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1114 ...and that's how my sister gave me turrets syndrome 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1115 Hey, um, sorry, but need to use the bathroom." 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1116 Hurry dear, I need to register this address soon so I can request my mail in ballot 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1117 What do you mean there are no facilities? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1118 Now you build me a tower, just after I had my hair cut! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1119 I guess this is thinking outside the box... 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1120 I shouldn't have gotten my hair cut last week. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1121 Don’t forget to bring me lots and lots of toilet paper! 1.2677 0.04250 127 95 30 2
1122 I need to go to the bathroom 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1123 I do know how the story ends, Dexter, but I have to pee now. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1124 How long do I have? I got a hair cut yesterday. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1125 This could all disappear like a miracle. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1126 I just hope Prince Charming gets here before nap time. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1127 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, have you been using Nair? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1128 Okay, but what happens if I need to go to the restroom? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1129 Thank you! Can I have a prince now? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1130 Well the rental description did say "short-term private castle steps from the sand". 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1131 Rapunzel- I thought we had a deal? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1132 My sand castles are built with a little more authenticity 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1133 I overheard your mom say she was going to send you back to school 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1134 I appreciate the work you've done, but I prefer that my tower be made of ivory. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1135 Nobody puts baby in a parapet 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1136 I know I said, 'Don't put me on a pedestal,' but I think you've missed the point. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1137 I think recess might be over, Janie 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1138 Seriously, your crenellations are positively medieval. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1139 Now you be the princess and I can be the STEM grad! 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1140 You've done an amazing job negotiating the permit process. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1141 Tell me again ... How do we get to "happily ever after"? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1142 Rupenzel....you got a haircut! 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1143 I promise to let you out if you promise to vote for Biden. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1144 Do you not see the irony? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1145 I'm glad you didn't build this one in the air, but I still think a full-time job wouldn't hurt. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1146 I cut my hair last week, remember? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1147 Mommies don't get 'time outs!' 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1148 Now it's your turn to see if you can get high enough to crack the glass ceiling." 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1149 Enough - she can go back to school. Now. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1150 I think I’d prefer ivory 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1151 But I don’t want to play Sandcastle Jenga! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1152 ...But my hair won’t be long enough by dinner... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1153 How come you always get to be Elizabeth and I always have to be Bloody Mary? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1154 I’ve had a haircut, you’ll have to get a ladder 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1155 Donald, is this your first Tower? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1156 You're going to have to wait a while for my hair to grow! 1.2640 0.05696 125 105 7 13
1157 Hurry! I see an army of cats heading this way. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1158 The ivory tower elites have no clue what it is like to live in the real world. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1159 Want to play Jenga? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1160 Social distancing to a whole new level 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1161 Good, good… Now till my fields. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1162 Let’s just put our masks on! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1163 Just let me down before the cats come. 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1164 Tessa honey, Mommy didn't really think through what a Social Construction Play kit really meant. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1165 Like sand through the sandbox, so are the days of our lives. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1166 All I want to know is how did you build this thing from the top down. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1167 Will it withstand a derecho? 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1168 I wish you would stop yelling 'Jenga'. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1169 Not to worry.I've paid off the zoning commission. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1170 Hang on - I think we're just about at 6 feet. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1171 Oh, you meant White Castle for lunch? 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1172 Why do I always have to be the pandemic princess? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1173 You know I'll fall into the sea, eventually. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1174 Mabe we should have waited until your hair was longer. 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1175 Family vacation really is the biggest oxymoron 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1176 I know you're upset but can't we just talk about it? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1177 My vision of social distancing is a little less grim. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
1178 Not loving my new haircut. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1179 But why do *I* have to be Rapunzel? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1180 Careful not to disturb the structural support sand. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1181 He's still on the monkey bars, but any minute he'll look over. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1182 Seems like a lot of trouble to go to to find a Prince Charming. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1183 Let's see. Three corners left. How about a Starbucks, a Subway and a Post Office? Wait! scratch the Post Office. 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
1184 I'm starting to think the recess bell already rang and we just missed it. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1185 I'm sorry I drank your juice box, but this is not the way to solve your problem. 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
1186 Honestly, Rapunzel is my sister. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1187 But what is Amontillado anyway? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1188 I have to grow my hair HOW long?! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1189 John, this isn't funny. We should get a divorce. 1.2583 0.05613 120 100 9 11
1190 Are we still playing? 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1191 When the pandemic is over, your hair will be long enough to lift up a visitor. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1192 I'm so glad Mom found those Trump Tower blueprints in the dumpster. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1193 You've built this fairytale on nothing more than sand. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1194 Okay I think we are six feet apart 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1195 How the fuck did I get up here anyway? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1196 I don't see how this is going to get us to Happily Ever After 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1197 Okay, fine. You can be the princess next time! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1198 As the saying goes: A castle in the sand is better than two in the sky. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1199 Back to school really is different this year. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1200 Are we still playing Minecraft? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1201 This isn’t what I meant when I said you could use some work on your homemaking skills! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1202 Mom won't miss you. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1203 You wanted to be treated like a princess 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1204 Is it too soon to refinance? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1205 I just need to finish this last stone. Then I’ll come rescue you. 🤓 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1206 Have you considered a career in structural engineering? 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1207 Like what everywoman said to everyman at some point “Your creativity is my prison” 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1208 Can you put a mask on? This castle isn’t quite 6 ft tall. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1209 I changed my mind 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1210 Thanks for helping me disguise my abnormally long legs. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1211 ... and you're sure, that the guys will start come running? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1212 Are you sure this is at least 6 feet? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1213 For the last time, play in your own sandbox! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1214 dude I know you have a lot of time on your hands but how much sand did you buy? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1215 Maybe if you worked harder, you could have your own castle, too. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1216 Can you order me a spinning wheel? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1217 No, Sarah, you cannot see Russia from there ! 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1218 Better hurry up with that door, recess is almost over!” 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1219 All this to hide the fact that we pooped in the sandbox? Cats just kick a little bit of sand over it. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1220 Next time, could you add a fire escape? 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1221 Now I understand why you wanted me to get my hair cut short 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1222 My friend's mom just threw her a quinceañera. 1.2562 0.05446 121 100 11 10
1223 This is why no one comes to book group anymore. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1224 Can you pass me your shovel so I can clean the bathroom? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1225 Don't worry, You'll be down in a flash when it rains! 1.2542 0.05669 118 99 8 11
1226 You’re right, this castle really DOES elongate my body. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1227 Um, can I have a turn now? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1228 Done, and good luck, with THAT hair. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1229 I heard the Coopers went to the Pyramids on their staycation 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1230 Our experiment in collaborative play demonstrates the strength of our combined abilities and an unmitigated failure to plan. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1231 Next time you’re the princess and I get to be the engineer, got it? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1232 My parents were right. They said a sandbox would help me keep more friends 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1233 You could have just *told* me that I couldn’t use your shovel! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1234 I suppose I did want park views." 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1235 Play date AND social isolation. Brilliant! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1236 You know, The last prisoners used ladders to escape. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1237 You're gonna need a bigger sandbox. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1238 Is it just me, or do you feel like things are getting out of proportion? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1239 Your job is to grow hair, so I can save you ...got it! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1240 If there's no prince, I'll take free WiFi. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1241 Remember- it’s got to be at least six feet. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1242 Did you notice my haircut? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1243 I find the cat urine is a great binding agent. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1244 Window's finished! What's next? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1245 A little higher, Timmy - Mrs. Devos said it has to be six feet. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1246 You forgot the freakin' stairs! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1247 Isn’t the drive-thru too high at this White Castle! 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1248 I'll pick you up at 40. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1249 I’m still in quarantine. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1250 Did you put a bathroom in this sand castle? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1251 You gotta know that I'll just grow out my hair and attract a cute boy to get me out of here. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1252 Let's put the portcullis and moat here to cat-proof the place. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1253 This is not what I pictured when you said, 'If you marry me I'll build you a castle and treat you like a princess.' 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1254 I thought you said in your interview that you play well with others in the sandbox! 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1255 OK, that's about six feet... 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1256 Checkmate 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1257 Wait, how long does it take hair to grow? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1258 I'd love to rescue you, but neither of us is wearing a mask. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1259 Don't you see dude, you're trapped too. 1.2500 0.05459 116 96 11 9
1260 Sarah, mind if I build a toilet up here? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1261 Why do you ask how long it takes cement to harden? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1262 Now I'm wondering why you had me cut my hair... 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1263 So nice to get outdoors! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1264 Well...what if I were to say that Trump is not so bad? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1265 Are you sure this is what Mom meant by socially-distanced play? 1.2500 0.04219 116 88 27 1
1266 Good job. Now make sure I don’t get rescued until 2021. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1267 If you don't make a door, I'm rooked. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1268 I think that’s six feet now. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1269 You cut your hair ? We may have a problem 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1270 I said may I play in your sandbox not stay in your sandbox 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1271 Now, you can let your hair grow long. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1272 But don’t you think you’re taking this social distancing thing a bit too far? 1.2500 0.05594 116 97 9 10
1273 I think they said stay 6 feet apart, not 6 stories. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1274 What do we do when it rains? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1275 Don’t pull THAT block! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1276 There has to be a better way to maintain six feet. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1277 My therapist says I should let down my hair. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1278 "What do mean, I have to stay here till my hair's long enough?" 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1279 Are you sure this is what your Mom meant by 'sandbox distancing'. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1280 Even I can escape from a castle made of sand. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1281 This is not what I had in mind when I said I want a beach house 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1282 Can I afford it in this economic climate? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1283 If I can get internet and Netflix, I’ll take it! 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1284 Thank you, that will be all. I’ll be in touch. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1285 I have to trap you before I can save you 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1286 The story needed an updated ending. I think your short hair really works. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1287 I swear that cough was just allergies! 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1288 You need to build it higher, We aren’t 6 ft apart yet. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1289 Why aren’t you building a door? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1290 Mom, this is why you're not Room Mother. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1291 Well, I told you not to bob your hair. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1292 You’ve been practicing. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1293 'You putting a fire escape on this tower?' 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1294 All right, Tommy, you win. Mommy will never embarrass you at the playground that way again. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1295 I prefer mid century modern. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1296 Who said anything about rescue? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1297 And did you say utilities are included? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1298 Can I be in Tangled instead? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1299 Are you sure there is a Reenactment Society for fairy tales? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1300 Higher! I haven't hit the glass ceiling yet. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1301 Great! Now send up the sand-which-is. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1302 By the time my hair grows to the ground this pandemic thing will be over and we won't have to play socially distant-like anymore. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1303 I don't think we have enough sand to make the other chess pieces. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1304 By the time you finish this, my hair will be down to my ankles. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1305 I told you not to cut your hair! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1306 A child is building a tower with another child in it. The tower is made of sand, even though individual bricks can be discerned. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1307 You'd better start growing your hair now. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1308 Just saying, I don't let my hair down for anyone. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1309 Why do I always have to be Rapunzel? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1310 This is lovely, Rachel dear, but unlike Rapunzel, Mommy doesn't have long hair or a prince ... or a bathroom. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1311 You’re right, this is easier as an adult 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1312 You know, the other kids put me on a pedestal. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1313 Ah, sand castles, another Trump business in the pilot stage. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1314 My name's not Rapunzel, and you're not getting in anyway. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1315 My mom's just being overprotective when she tells me you're a psychotic control freak. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1316 You don’t have to do this. I can’t get my hair cut now anyway. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1317 You idiot!! If you can build a tower you can tear the freaking thing down!! 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1318 Is it too late to install a cat door? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1319 You do realize my hair only grows about six inches a year?? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1320 Where’s the toilet? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1321 You told me about 'Sand' Quentin,but you didn't tell me I had to stay overnight. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1322 Sometimes a tower is just a tower. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1323 Please tell me you understand that we're still homeless. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1324 I get that it's safe, but I don't want to go to school here! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1325 Are we 6 feet apart yet? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1326 You build me up just to tear me down! 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1327 ... but I’m your mother ... 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1328 Don't make it too high. I just got a bob. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1329 Save some sand for a dragon, a knight on horseback...and um…a door. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1330 Don't forget to put in Wi-Fi,honey. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1331 My temperature is 98.9...is this really necessary? 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1332 I think this is more than 6 feet social distancing 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1333 You are doing it wrong. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1334 This version of quarantine is no fun. Can we change to “Anything Goes” Florida rules? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1335 Will I still get a postal vote? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1336 Keep going. It’s not six feet yet. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1337 So when do I let down my hair? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1338 Either get me out or get me WIFI. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1339 No dragons, okay? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1340 Tower of song or tower of Babel? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1341 By the time my hair grows out, we’ll have outgrown the sandbox. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1342 So in 14 days I get out. Right? 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1343 Okay, okay. Next time you can be the ICE officer. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1344 I can't wait till you recite some poetry. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1345 Where are you getting all this sand from, Jamie...? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1346 Let's just skip the moat. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
1347 Did the building permit get approved for the moat? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1348 With the last and final touches, Cindy’s revenge was complete. And the cries for mercy from the high tower? They came too little and too late. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1349 Don't take me so literally. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1350 New bet. 20 bucks says you can’t build me a mansion out of bricks. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1351 Whatever, don’t get your hair cut. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1352 Remember, in the event of fire don't use the elevator. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1353 If you had told me what you were building, I wouldn't have cut my hair. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1354 If this is your plan for social distancing in the playground, it's not going to work. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1355 Because the doctor said it would cure your Turret Syndrome, THAT's why. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1356 Thanks for coming to my rescue but I think I'll just stay here until 2021. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1357 It’s better than ingesting Lysol, and he’ll only be in office a few more months. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1358 You should've seen the moats on the other two. And yes, of course I added water. I'm not a monster. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1359 How much is this going to cost me in property taxes? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1360 Call my phone, can't find it 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1361 Can I at least get your name? 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1362 You can come down in 2021. Trust me I’m doing you a favor. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1363 Why aren’t you making a door? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1364 What was my crime? I only said I was going to vote for Biden. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1365 Does Amazon deliver to PO-sandboxes? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1366 Really? After my first haircut in four months? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1367 Do I still need to wear a mask? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1368 Since Mexico isn't paying for walls, here's your tower, Karen. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1369 So maybe you should talk to your mom about dialing back the Adderall. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1370 Can you build in economic inequality or should we just pretend? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1371 I’m raising your rate to lemonade AND a cookie. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1372 Sure hope the DoorDash guy is tall 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1373 Covid19: putting the fun back into sandcastles. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1374 Occasionally the sands of time just need a little reinforcement. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1375 they said 6 feet but not in which direction 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1376 No no, it’s nice, all I said is that it has no door 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1377 It’s quicksand, Your Royal Highness, you won’t have to wait long 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1378 There should be a hidden spare key. Do any of the piles of sand look out of place? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1379 My parents really emphasize the importance traditional gender roles. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1380 The tower will add a lot to the resale value. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1381 Ok, I admit. As far as vote suppression goes, this way is actually pretty fun. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1382 Uh, when I said let's have a socially distanced playdate, this is not what I had in mind, Suzy. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1383 Now stand back, Prince, for I shall destroy this Tower of Gender Stereotypes and grow up to be a happy Princess. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1384 Mommy, you’re scaring me. I’ve been symptom-free for six months now. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1385 You just had to get a haircut. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1386 The king just called and said you need to isolate for 14 days 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1387 I'm going to dye my hair blond and you can't stop me, mommy. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1388 Just don't ask me to let down my hair. 1.2456 0.04049 114 86 28 0
1389 Being the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be... 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1390 Smell's like cat piss in here! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1391 Mommy, I don't want to be the isolated princess anymore. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1392 You're union, right? 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1393 This is fun, but what's this "cask of amontillado" you keep talking about? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1394 Charlotte, I think I’m getting rooked 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1395 You build me up just to knock me down. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1396 Prince Andrew will be coming to rescue you 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1397 I'm all for fortifying against the sixth-grade "barbarians" but these cauldrons of hot oil might be overkill. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1398 Well, I'm both: flattered and scared. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1399 Rats! I shouldn’t have cut my hair! 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1400 This will never pass code. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1401 If I'm Rapunzel, doesn't that make you the evil sorceress? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1402 These are the days of our life. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1403 you forgot the stairs! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1404 Excuse me, can I help you? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1405 Careful! That's a load-bearing sea shell! 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1406 Excuse me, I was expecting a view of the teeter totter. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1407 Have we met before? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1408 When I said we needed to build each other up, this isn't what I meant, Susan. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1409 "Being a princess isn't a bed of roses, kiddo." 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1410 Yeah! No glass ceiling! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1411 Yeah, there's a spare key down there. Good luck finding it." 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1412 Rapunzel is my sister. She's one tower over 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1413 Don’t you just hate it when our parents take away screen time and make us play these boring games! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1414 I feel like it could still use a bit more curb appeal. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1415 Aren't you a bit young to be this possessive? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1416 I love the Upper West Side! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1417 How about if I wear two masks? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1418 I’m feeling I rushed a bit to get a haircut.” 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1419 If I pull this one out you are definitely a maiden in distress. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1420 Can we go on the seesaw next? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1421 And I'll need an elevator. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1422 You won't believe it, the first 2 months are free! 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1423 In medieval times, princesses would have been quarantined in this way. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1424 In this week's episode of 'A kid, a cage, and a wall' 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1425 You were right. This sandcastle is shovel ready. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1426 Now we wait for your hair to grow 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1427 You're supposed to say, 'Castle takes Queen.' 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1428 You know I got a haircut right? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1429 But your son and I love each other! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1430 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Put on your mask, Then come down and help me with this task 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1431 Do you have any Rogaine? 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1432 For the last time, my name is not Rapunzel, and this is a sensible bob! 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1433 Can you make me a Prince Charming while you are at it? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1434 Aren’t we supposed to stay away from phallic symbols? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1435 You do know this'll never get past the building inspectors, right? 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
1436 Let me guess. You watched that PBS documentary on ancient castle prisons. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1437 So Mommy, if there really was a fourth little pig, what happened to his house of sand? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1438 Looking at the other entries from up here, it seems we may have misinterpreted the point of the contest. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1439 Could you make a hole for an air conditioner? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1440 I/m not letting my hair down until there's a vaccine 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1441 Mom, you can't eliminate ALL the risks. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1442 What ya think our kids are doing? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1443 No, you won't need a mail slot. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1444 Spit in the bucket; DO NOT SNEEZE while I am working down here! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1445 It’s been great, but the neighborhood is a food desert. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1446 Your materials don’t match your vision. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1447 Molly, I'm not sure this is what they meant when they said you have Turret syndrome. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1448 Make sure you don't bring any sand in the house. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1449 What, no portcullis? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1450 I know it's hard to accept, honey, but I can't be remade chaste 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1451 It’s still a play prison tower, right Mom? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1452 Thank you and we'd like a pepperoni pizza at 7 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1453 It's a tremendous conundrum: Great View or Indoor Plumbing? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1454 What, no ensuite? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1455 Hey! I need you to a door me! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1456 When does my tutor arrive Mom? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1457 I guess I should start growing out my hair 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1458 Don’t forget stairs for the pizza guy. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1459 I think you're taking this social distancing a bit too far! 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1460 Wait a minute, this is Princess abuse--there's no way out of here. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1461 Prince Charming insists on 6 feet. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1462 Yes, I know, and the whole castle's built of it, and I'd like you to kindly quit shifting it." 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1463 But now I have to pee. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1464 Early days of Rapunzel practicing social distancing. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1465 Stop calling me Rapunzel! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1466 Gotta pee now... 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1467 Dammit Martha, what part of open concept do you not understand!? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1468 Is this social climbing?" "No, social distancing. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1469 No one said social distancing couldn’t be fun. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1470 Mommy, you said this would be unstructured playtime! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1471 I want to come down on a gold escalator. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1472 Did my mother put you up to this?" 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1473 You can’t keep me here forever, mom. I AM meeting Brad tonight. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1474 Make sure you put in a door before you leave. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1475 Sweetie, you are sending me a mixed message. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1476 Now we just wait for your hair to grow. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1477 Are you sure the prince will come before recess ends? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1478 Hurry up! Here comes that bully who wrecks sand castles. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1479 This won’t end well for you. Also, even Disney stopped doing damsel in distress narratives. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1480 Don't worry, Prince Charming just had to go potty! 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1481 Are you sure this is how Rapunzel met her soulmate? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1482 It’s a great jail and you will pay for it. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1483 I should be living in an Ivory Tower but with the economy the way it is I'm living in a Sand Castle. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1484 It was the other kids that told me to tell you not to play with us. Really! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1485 Virus or no virus, I don't think that this is a great idea. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1486 This is so amazing - I didn't think you could do this kind of thing in jail 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1487 Well I have to admit that you are getting creative with your self-isolation techniques. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1488 You were right. I can see where everyone is hiding from up here. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1489 From "Grimms' Teachable Moments". 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1490 Don't forget the rope ladder you need to climb up to save me. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1491 Please stop singing ...Just the two of us ... 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1492 Hey, waddaya mean by 'Checkmate?' 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1493 Why don't I see any stairs in here with me?? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1494 There is nothing you could ever do to make me love you less. But could you build me a staircase, please? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1495 next time when I say 'mask up', MASK UP! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1496 I can see your dollhouse from here! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1497 Covid doesn't affect fairy tales, you still have to let down your hair! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1498 Ahem, Wi-Fi please. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1499 Make a door. I need to pee. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1500 Is it time to let down my hair? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1501 You know it is supposed to rain later? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1502 A door! Dont forget a door! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1503 Is that enough social distance for you? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1504 You can start on the bathroom anytime now. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1505 Do you think you might be carrying social distancing just a bit too far? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1506 By the time the quarantine is over, your hair will be long enough I can climb up and rescue you. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1507 When did fun turn into too much fun? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1508 So glad we’ve stepped up to a rook 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1509 Please, Mom! I promise I’ll wear a mask. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1510 Which floor has the bathroom? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1511 Are we safe to play yet? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1512 Susie, don’t you think your taking this social distancing thing too seriously?” 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1513 aren't we starting to look a bit grimm? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1514 I don’t like it in beige. 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
1515 If you could leave room for a moat that would be great. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1516 Rapunzel in Pre-school 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1517 Promise you'll come back when my hair grows out. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1518 Think you are distressed now. What until the tide comes in. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1519 But what’s the rent? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1520 Now, class, if you just follow me outside I’ll teach you about Capitalism. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1521 I like it better when you play the serf 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1522 Building castles in the air is my new favourite quarantine hobby. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1523 Yet again, Karen and her colleague, Karen, have taken over the playground. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1524 Hey, I said emPOWER me. . 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1525 You'll thank me later. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1526 I think we should go for more of an impenetrable citadel rather than a lonely tower. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1527 Dragon shmagon! It was you all along, wasn't it? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1528 Now I’ll make the dragon. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1529 We don’t have to bring back everything from the Middle Ages. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1530 This would have been a lot easier if you weren’t so tall 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1531 Am I high or are you high? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1532 The interiors are a bit medieval but I love how sustainable this is! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1533 First, tell me how you're going to fill the moat. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1534 It's going to be a while before my hair is long enough for this game 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1535 Well I’ll be needing those extensions now! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1536 Now getting you out is a two person job. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1537 Never send a prince to do a king's job. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1538 Enough already, we're 6 feet apart. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1539 at least the construction is quiet! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1540 Toss me the bucket — you forgot to build a Ladies Room! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1541 By the time you're done, I'll have hair down to here! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1542 Kinda tough to play Repunzel with a bob, Bob. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1543 I'm not finding the whole play in the sand thing as therapeutic as you said. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1544 I’m not coming down until 2021. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1545 This property is great but it's not located near any good schools. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1546 Higher! My hair’s grown since Quarantine! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1547 sorry you'll have to stay there till after the sandemic 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1548 Okay Donald,I do admire you. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1549 Mom it’s hot in here and I need to take a shit 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1550 I’ll just hope for rain 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1551 The moat will be extra. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1552 SAVE YOURSELF....This isn't sand - this is a cat litter box. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1553 Please listen to me. You’ve got the wrong princess! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1554 Sorry, I can’t let my hair down. I just gave my self a quarantine haircut and I am practicing 6 floors of social distancing. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1555 I think this may actually infringe on my rights. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1556 As I learned from my parents: location, location, location 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1557 Don't worry, I'll let you out when your hair's long enough. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1558 Sandbox, schmandbox! The AirBnB listing said ‘microwave included.’ 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1559 It’s gonna take more than 6 feet to keep this relationship alive. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1560 So how long do I need to grow my hair? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1561 Can you sweep up when you finish? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1562 I said I just needed 20 minutes to myself, not 20 years! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1563 Your Sandcastle skills have greatly improved since the last time we did this this. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1564 But how will you get in? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1565 I'm going to need a wig. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1566 A derecho? What’s that? Sounds like fake news! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1567 Use your spit. Hey! Can you hear me? Use your spit to make the sand more compact. Or if you have a little water like from a water bottle will work also. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1568 The way this pandemic is going, I'll have plenty of time to grow my hair long enough. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1569 Romeo Romeo ! Don’t you come f***ing near me!! Get a mask! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1570 When global warming waters rise From lack of care that adults despise I'll rescue you in my canoe We'll bid adieu To the graves of elders so unwise. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1571 Cut it out! I do not have Covid. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1572 The question isn’t “how?”, the question is “why?” 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1573 I think the bell rang. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1574 Kids, which of these two people were more likely to contract COVID-19 in the year 2020? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1575 I suppose you COULD try self-rising 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1576 How am I supposed to get down there? Quarantine cut my hair. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1577 I hope this works out better than your house of cards? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1578 I thought we weren’t going to subscribe to antiquated gender roles, Ethan. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1579 Yes, I agree, women should build each other up. But you remembered the staircase, right? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1580 Anyway, I gave up golf as I'm no good out of the sand. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1581 See, told you I could build outside of Fortnite 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1582 Rooks are cool and all, but I really wanted to be trapped inside a bishop. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1583 This is not a pedestal Harry! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1584 Darn that Henry the eight-grader. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1585 But what if I have a bad hair day? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1586 For the last time, calling me Rapunzel won't help. 1.2222 0.04200 99 77 22 0
1587 My dad’s gonna be mad when he finds out we used his cement 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1588 But what if it rains? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1589 Do I have to wait for my hair to grow out now ? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1590 What light from yonder windo breaks 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1591 Make sure you seal the base, so water can’t penetrate. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1592 But my mom won't let me grow my hair that long. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1593 So now I know why you said you like me better with short hair 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1594 You're gonna be grounded when I get out of here. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1595 Isn’t the tide supposed to come in and wash this all away? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1596 is a moat out of the question? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1597 Don't you reckon that it'll take longer than quarantine to grow my hair long enough...? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1598 My therapist thinks your tower obsession is phallic, but I don’t see it. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1599 Do you really think I can only come down once social distancing ends? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1600 You know...most people just make a mountain out of a molehill. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1601 Seriously, Janie, why is this sand so wet? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1602 I didn't mean to brag about my childhood at the beach. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1603 All in all, I'd rather be in the Catskills. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1604 Your hair grows pretty fast, right? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1605 Let's play " Where's Wall-do?" 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1606 It’s four years at the most, right? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1607 There is no fire escape from here." 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1608 Okay...if you let me out I promise I’ll wear a mask! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1609 You can stop now. I know you love me. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1610 If you want me to come down, you can just ask! This isn't Jenga! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1611 Don't you think it was a bad idea to cut my hair before you built it? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1612 Maybe it was a mistake to cut my braids. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1613 Yes I'm cleaning, but there's sand everywhere. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1614 This is not what trust looks like. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1615 don’t bother saving me afterwards, i like it up here 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1616 Alright, alright. I'll wear a mask. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1617 The world is your sandbox 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1618 Hey! If you see the postman, flag him down for me. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1619 I got in on the ground floor. Look at me now. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1620 I'll finish the stairwell after lunch. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1621 You’re sure I won’t owe property taxes? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1622 I promise not to look at your boyfriend again, ok? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1623 Will it hold up under the weight of my new appliances? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1624 You know, there are other ways to stay 6 ft apart. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1625 When I said I needed my own space, this wasn’t really what I meant. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1626 I need longer hair to climb down; that's the history of these things 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1627 Just tell him your hair extensions are on the way via USPS then you’re guaranteed to be alone until after the election. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1628 OK, I’m sorry I called you a precocious little bitch. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1629 This is how Game of Thrones SHOULD have ended. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1630 Honey, some times you put wall between us... 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1631 You really think this'll convince the cat this is not a litter box? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1632 Now we just have to wait for your hair to grow. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1633 Okay, sorry for starting that revolt in history class. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1634 By the end of this pandemic my hair should be long enough for him to climb up. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1635 I'm sorry Margie, it's not my fault you can't go to school this year. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1636 Or we could just wear the masks? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1637 Go to the back door, please 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1638 It’s nice but aren’t you worried it will melt into the sea, eventually? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1639 If you could add two feet in height, I’d have an unobstructed view of the Classroom. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1640 Social distancing by way of the "Covid Castle" 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1641 Great. Really great. But I’d still like to get out now and then. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1642 Mom, if I promise to socially distance will you build stairs in this thing? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1643 I said I'm sorry I pulled your hair. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1644 Where's the bar? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1645 It could use some curb appeal 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1646 Ugh I'm not in the mood to play Rapunzel. And I just got a hair cut! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1647 Ah, I need to pee. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1648 This stuff is clumping cat litter, isn't it? 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1649 I hope you realize there's no way I can grow hair that fast" 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1650 Think of this as the first step to the fairy-tale life I promised you. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1651 Mommy, Why did you name me Rapunzel? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1652 Are you sure it's Mid-Century Modern? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1653 But what if my name is Ethel, and my hair is short and mousy brown? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1654 Now I know why you were so pleased when I cut my hair. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1655 I thought this was supposed to be fun. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1656 Can I let down my hair now? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1657 Sorry, I honestly thought your hair was a lot longer. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1658 Is this how you captivate women? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1659 That’s 6 ft apart just like the CDC says 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1660 It does look a little grainy. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1661 We can socially distance without turning me into Rapunzel..... 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1662 Nice job, honey, but please don’t etch the cornerstone. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1663 Do you have anything in a three bedroom? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1664 It's almost dark and I still haven't found my inner child. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1665 It's easier building sand castles on land than in the sky... 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1666 It's the only way you're going to get married. 1.2222 0.05842 99 85 6 8
1667 Hey, why is there room only for one person up here? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1668 I cut my hair off to maintain social distancing 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1669 Sure, we all love Jimi Hendrix... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1670 Hey Rapunzel. You are sounding faint , anyway, I'm kinda late for tea. Lets do the air hole tomorrow. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1671 OK. I admit it. Your castle's by far the best at this beach. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1672 You know I may not have long hair, but I do know how to kick a sand castle over. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1673 Jacob's so cute--you totally sure he has a savior complex? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1674 Is this social distancing or jail? 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1675 What if I just let down my jump rope? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1676 Can I still mail-in vote by carrier pigeon? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1677 So you don’t want me to be your teacher this year? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1678 But.. where do I pee? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1679 Mom, you may be overreacting to my haircut. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1680 I’m safe, but how do I get back down? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1681 Are you ready to practice your ballot casting skills, honey? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1682 I don’t think this is what the counselor meant by ‘healthy boundaries.’ 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1683 Once we get daddy to dress as a dragon we’ll be all set! 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1684 I told you to wait on that haircut, Rapunzel. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1685 The tenure process starts earlier and earlier 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1686 ‘Everything’s fine... 2020 is fine’ 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1687 This is starting to feel a little too real. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1688 If you keep working hard one day you could accumulate a tiny fraction of my inherited wealth 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1689 Now whatever you do... don’t cry. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1690 For the 100th time, Rapunzel is my sister. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1691 Now when are you starting on my knight in shining armor? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1692 Do you think we took this Zoom background contest a little too far? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1693 Are you even listening? I said where's the door? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1694 You can only tell mom if you get out. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1695 I hope you're happy. Now you're going to have to wait years for my hair to grow. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1696 You know, I really enjoy playing with the stereotypes of our patriarchal society 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1697 You said you were studying architecture! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1698 How am I going to get out of here? I just had my hair cut yesterday. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1699 Don’t hair-shame me 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1700 Are you sure it’s six feet? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1701 Lego towers for my main princesses, sand towers for my side princesses 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1702 How we build unrealistic expectations 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1703 I need Netflix 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1704 Can I go outside? Please? I don’t think it’s too dangerous. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1705 There's nowhere to plug in my phone charger. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1706 Spacious and comfortable but a tad phallic. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1707 Literally? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1708 I keep telling you, it's Rachel not Rapunzel. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1709 Enough with the social distancing! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1710 And don't forget to text me when your hair reaches the ground. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1711 You might want to come down before the rain starts. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1712 Nope. Still feels more like a nightmare than a fairytale. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1713 Queen takes the rook. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1714 I can't believe this works better than dating apps. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1715 are you gonna build a door? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1716 But we agreed to just be friends! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1717 Sorry, Rapunzel, I have to go now. My virtual lessons start in a minute. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1718 So, when did you say the prince was getting here? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1719 This isn't what I had in mind when I said, 'maintain social distancing.' 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1720 Leroy, don't forget, mommy needs to get down to make your dinner...... 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1721 I thought you told me it would be ivory. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1722 Off to camp. Will look for a Prince on Facebook. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1723 Now that we're socially distanced, we can talk. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1724 O.K. Mom, I know you told me to save myself for Prince Charming, but isn’t this castle thing a bit over the edge? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1725 Leave enough sand to make a decent Prince Charming! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1726 How about some stairs while you're at it? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1727 Do you always have to take things so literally? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1728 I hope your kid brother isn’t still in there. It’s quick-set. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1729 Now what? Do I LOOK like Rapunzel? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1730 Trust me. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1731 Hey, Cindy, will you toss me the shovel? I'm having a hard time getting the door to open. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1732 But I HAVE been social distancing. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1733 And the handsome prince will just find me here? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1734 The bangs didn’t work with long hair 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1735 Meghan, you and Harry left of your own free will. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1736 Are you sure my hair’s long enough? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1737 Oh...so this is how we stay safe during recess. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1738 I’d much more appreciate being put on a pedestal. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1739 I just need to self isolate in a different environment. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1740 I’ll add a door when you pay the brokerage fee 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1741 Grow your hair or homeschool, up to you. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1742 When I said I wanted a sandcastle, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind... 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1743 It’s better to be 6 feet up than 6 feet under 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1744 It's a nice gesture, but to be honest, I don't find you all that charming. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1745 Do you think Rapunzel had a chamber pot? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1746 You've done this before. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1747 Who's getting the naming rights? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1748 It didn't pass inspection... Who knew they'd be checking electrical. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1749 Does it come with parking? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1750 If he hadn’t locked me up in the tower I wouldn’t have noticed his early onset of male-pattern-baldness. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1751 That's enough for tonight. Get a good night sleep. Tomorrow calls for rain. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1752 Mom says you have to quarantine for two weeks. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1753 You'll never getting away with this, I'm telling mom." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1754 There we go. Now....a moat 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
1755 Let's hope it grows quickly enough, eh? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1756 Mom, When I said I wanted to use birth control, this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1757 I know they call it a 'sand castle,' but after I spray it with the hose, it will be a real castle. Then I gotta take a nap. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1758 Save some sand for an elevator. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1759 Don't forget the moat and the dragon. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1760 Oh, when will my handsome prince arrive? Will he be wearing a mask? Washed his hands? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1761 I know it's six feet, but I would still feel safer if I had a mask. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1762 Are sure that this is what Fauci recommended ? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1763 Don't forget to sand the walls before painting. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1764 Are you sure we're zoned for this? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1765 I think we can't build our future on shifting sands. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1766 Not the Cape Cod I was looking for but I'll take it 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1767 Ok, ok! Just toss me that darn mask! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1768 Is going to be hard to explain that I just wanted to play 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1769 Relax, just let your hair down! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1770 Don’t forget the door 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1771 I hope it doesn't rain until the pandemic is over. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1772 How many times do I have to tell you it's Rapunzel, Rapunzel - Trumplethinskin is a whole different darker story -jeez. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1773 Are you going to huff and puff? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1774 Don't worry, my next project is to use the teeter-totter as your escape route. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1775 Don't worry. It's not a glass house. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
1776 My mom said you have to stay in the castle due to social distancing, or I can't play with you. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1777 Next time I'll ask for a checkers set. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1778 Oh, we forgot to build the stairs! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1779 Maybe You Should Talk to Someone 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1780 it's Montessori, you know, teaching impermanence and then paper machete 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1781 Don't worry your hair will grow. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1782 It's like that movie, "Field of Dreams". Build and they will come. Who doesn't want beachfront property in a high rise! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1783 I still think OKCupid is easier. 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
1784 I believe we'll be freed November 3rd. 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
1785 I'm beginning to understand, Rapunzel. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1786 I'll take it! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1787 Home schooled? Now see how much you like being locked in. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1788 Mommy.....MOMMY! Okay...I promise I will do my virtual homework from now on. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1789 You do realize TikTok has a filter for this? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1790 Told you my YouTube binge of home improvement videos wasn't a waste of time. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1791 Edward, did that bag of play sand you found in the garage say ‘’Quickcrete” on the front? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1792 I'm sorry, but I'm just not feeling the style. Could you make it more like a ranch? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1793 Remote enrichment during Covid 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1794 Shoot, where’s the bathroom? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1795 You used our whole case of hand sanitizer for the tower? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1796 I don't mean to nitpick, but you just touched cat poop. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1797 I believe you know I have wholeheartedly supported your celebration of tactile gratification but now must insist you open yourself to the satisfaction that can accompany a period of repose. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1798 Maybe many fairytales were set during a pandemic. You know, the ones with socially distanced princesses... But they just didn't tell us that part. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1799 I want a ring, not a Sandcastle! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1800 When are they judging the contest? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1801 Rapunzel, you need to keep your hair up there, there's a pandemic going on. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1802 The office retreat this year included a socially distanced trust-building exercise. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1803 No, I think I did like it better on the other side 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1804 Whose gonna build the wall? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1805 My mom says I can’t play with you anymore 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1806 That depends. How fast does your hair grow? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1807 I know what you’re doing, Mom, but I’m still marrying Teddy. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1808 You know this isn't going to end well. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1809 Dinner's ready! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1810 I'd like to see them try and bully you now! 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1811 This time we have to think outside the box...Flu season is coming 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1812 ‘Actually, Karen is my middle name. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1813 You're not paying for the space but the best views of the park 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1814 Well at least now I won’t be paying rent for my studio in Manhattan 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1815 Fairytale and Cult Classic remakes are going to be big... The working title for this is ‘The Rapunzel Redemption’. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1816 After this we dismantle the postal service 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1817 I’ll keep fixin’ it up. By the time you can let down your hair, we’ll flip it and pay off our student debt! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1818 : look, Prince, these gender roles are just silly social constructions. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
1819 Almost happily ever after. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1820 There's a grain of truth here. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1821 This oughta keep you from cutting your own hair. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1822 So this is what happens when I tell you online dating isn’t working out for me? . . 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1823 Well, here you are my queen! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1824 So you just build castles for fun or or ya part of the Union? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1825 let's not forget that rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband so let's think positively here 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1826 I like your idea for lookout towers along the Mexican border. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1827 Stop complaining about the view, it beats waiting for Section 8. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1828 According to "The Art of the Deal", I should focus my sales pitch on the gaudy fixtures and exclusive location. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1829 When you're done there, could I get you to take a look at the wainscotting? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1830 Don't worry, you're covered for rain, hail, plus taunts and jeers followed by a swift kick. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1831 I've been playing with the TV antenna for over an hour, but the picture is still grainy. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
1832 If you think I’m going to grow my hair out so you can climb up here you’re nuts. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1833 What do you mean “No Drawbridge”? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1834 If you think I'm going to stay up here while you go watch TV, you're crazy. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1835 Ok, you can go back on your IPad now! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1836 I think it’s more than 6 feet. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1837 Have you seen my keys? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1838 Once you finish that, I have a lot of things to add to the punch list. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1839 Hey, I am truly in-spired! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1840 I thought it was "quick-setting" like shampoo,not like this. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1841 Repunzelle, Rapunzil, where’s the damn spell checker? Aw forget it. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1842 Nancy Pelosi lures Hillary Clinton into an unbreachable tower with the promise of a large speaking fee and a cask of amontillado. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1843 I appreciate all the trouble you've gone to, but I really just don't like this neighborhood. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1844 Six feet. It has to be six feet. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1845 Don’t you think you’ve taken social distancing too far? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1846 Don't forget the stairs. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1847 Honey, can we now try to make a sand door? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1848 How about something less tangible, like gender equality? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1849 Do I at least have say in grout color? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1850 Romeo,” HELP” 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1851 No matter who asks, don't let down your hair. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1852 You totally missed the point of the entire story. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1853 I feel we’re all in for a bit of a letdown here. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1854 I still don't understand why you call this game "Richter". 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1855 Mom, I understand social distancing, but do we really need a moat? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1856 I don't think my hair can grow quickly enough! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1857 I understand you have feelings but I'm not your mother. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1858 COVID-19 Teacher Safety 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1859 If Mom and Dad find out that we didn't get a zoning permit... 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1860 Once upon a time... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1861 The view sucks... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1862 How fast does hair grow? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1863 But I don't WANNA grow my hair long! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1864 Don't worry; someone will come get you when your hair grows back." 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1865 But it will take me forever to grow my hair that long. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1866 I forgot the scissors 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1867 Wait 'til I write a tell-all book about this! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1868 Alright, Amy, I admit it--I kissed Jimmy. But can you blame me? He had a shiny new bike, new braces and he bought me a Popsicle. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1869 This isn't what I meant by good sentence construction! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1870 Emily! You can't keep me up here forever! Recess ends in 10 minutes! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1871 It's still not six feet. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1872 This is the weirdest game of Jenga I’ve ever played. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1873 Please send up more towels and have the valet bring my bike around. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1874 It’s high enough. I had a pixie cut in March. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1875 But I cut my hair... 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1876 You know I have short hair, right? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1877 What happens when you run out of sand? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1878 Such the teacher’s parapet. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1879 I think that's six feet. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1880 At least I am not building you one with false promises 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1881 I never win this 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1882 ....”shouldn’t we be indoors playing video games?”. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1883 I told you my job was to build the castle and rescue you. All you had to do is grow your hair. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1884 There must be some way out of here" 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1885 I’m not coming down unless you think black lives matter...and you have a mask on. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1886 With the beaches closed, this is the best way for us to social distance, and still get to play in the sand. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1887 Promise me when my hair grows out you'll come back. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1888 HEY, ROMEO! MAKE A DOOR! I CAN'T WAIT TIL MY HAIR GROWS OUT! GOTTA USE THE LOO! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1889 COVID makes no exception for the sandbox. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1890 If you really want me to come down, you're going to need to dig your heels in. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
1891 Sometimes you have to build from the ground up 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1892 Lucy didn’t play nice—but BOY did she play long... 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1893 I think you take things a bit too literally. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1894 Improving Wi-Fi is not worth the change. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1895 So your shrink says I'm the psychotic even though you built it? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1896 Stop worrying. I’ll never make it to puberty. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1897 Slow down! My hair doesn't grow that fast. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
1898 Wait! There are no stairs. There is no door. Are you sure this is a Tower of Love? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1899 NO WAY! YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET SAND OUT OF MY HAIR? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1900 Rapunzel, tell your mother that you have split ends. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1901 My turn to be the mad king 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1902 Beam me up, Rapunzel. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1903 My psychiatrist calls this my "Repunzel Complex." 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1904 Little Stevie Sondheim gets inspiration in his formative years. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1905 You should see what she builds at the beach. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1906 Is still dont think this is high enough to ward off cooties. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1907 It puts the sand on the castle 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
1908 Rapunzel, I like the bob but wish you had gone with the original plan. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1909 till my hair grows HOW long?! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1910 It's a three bed two bath with a gorgeous view of the sandbox . 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1911 Look Rick, the only thing that's about to be let down here is you. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1912 If you have to jump, at least the landing will be soft.... 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1913 Oh, dear! If I remember correctly, do three knocks mean it’s about to rain? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1914 Honey, this is really good! Now, where is the door? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1915 Fast, I see the prince coming 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1916 Not quite a castle on a hill but I'll give you an A for effort. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1917 My professor mom says kids used to play house, but ivory tower is better training for my future. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1918 We're going to have to do something about the hair. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
1919 Those who build sand castles shouldn't omit the door. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1920 It looks like things are going to get hairy. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1921 Just press “L” for lobby. P1 and P2 is parking. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1922 Hey! This won´t work, my hair is too short. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1923 What do you mean I have pay for it too? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1924 I'm still not growing my hair out, Mom. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1925 Make it quick. Recess is almost over. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1926 This counts as thinking outside the box right? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1927 How long will it take for my hair to reach the ground? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1928 I much preferred the ring of fire. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1929 From now on I'll schedule my hair cuts AFTER our playdates. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1930 You forgot the ladder...or was that on purpose? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1931 I meant “tell” me another story, but okay. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1932 If I've tole you once, I've told you a thousand times, my name isn't Rapunzel! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1933 Let’s go inside, Maggie. We’ll start on the insulation tomorrow. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1934 I know you promised me a pre-war on a corner lot, but why do I feel like I've been rooked? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1935 I'll be back when your hair has grown long enough for me to climb. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1936 OK so my name is Rapunzel. So what do I do now? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1937 I appreciate your effort Susan, but this is not what I meant by needing more affordable housing. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1938 Needs more sand. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1939 Let's pretend you're Rapunzel and I'm Donald Trump 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1940 This is what passes for theater in the time of Covid 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1941 Can you hear me now? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1942 You forgot to put in a door...guess I’ll have to let my hair down... 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1943 I thought you had Tourette Syndrome... 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1944 But I AM letting down my hair! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1945 You can repoint the brick tomorrow. Your dinner is getting cold. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1946 Okay, we can go to the beach! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1947 Keep your eye out for some decent hair extensions. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1948 Mommy minored in architecture, you know. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
1949 Hey Ma,what's a "controlling" parent? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1950 Are you trying to get me out or keep me in?" 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1951 As soon as my hair is long enough, why don’t you come up to visit me! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1952 I think is about as solid of a foundation that we are going to get this year. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1953 If you think this is scary wait until tomorrow when we make a bishop. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1954 Rapunzel's being punished because she doesn't practice social distancing. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1955 You’re supposing my hair will’’ve grown long enough by the time there’s a vaccine. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1956 No door for you bubba 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1957 You'll get a door once quarantine is over. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1958 Rapunzel, Repunzel, recess is over! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1959 Wasn't that the bell for the next class? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1960 My castle for an all-inclusive beach resort! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1961 Could you put in a door? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1962 Mom, I need to come home! It's not my fault that my sorority sisters didn't socially distance! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1963 Relax Melania, this will make it hard for Trump to take you back. The grease from the KFC chicken will make the sand stick to his tiny hands. That will cause him to blame the sandbox makers for being very bad people. Then he will move on. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1964 It's as we feared...you can't build an ivory tower in a concrete playground. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1965 That’s not the sandbox game I had in mind. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1966 So far I haven't found signs of any termite damage. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1967 Are you sure I can't vacuum the floor? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1968 How much do I owe you? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1969 Tell the Prince to wear a mask! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1970 No honey, I don't mind you playing in the sandbox, and I still don't know why you would say I'm always overprotective... 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1971 I'll be back tomorrow in my armor and on my horse. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1972 You said it would only be a one flight walk up. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1973 Your castle made of sand will not change my mind. I will never let my hair down for you. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1974 One problem, Prince. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1975 Now give me long sandy hair, and make Prince what’s-his-face to rescue me, and…hey, are you listening? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1976 You've got to make this closer to the see-saw. Remember, it's all about location, location, location. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1977 Romeo, oh Romeo...I have to pee, Romeo. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1978 You're not going to believe how many spiders are in here with me. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1979 How long do you figure it will take me to collapse? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1980 Am I a damsel in distress? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1981 I know it’s small but there’s a subway station on this block. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
1982 I applaud you for thinking outside the box. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1983 But you’ll let me out when there’s a vaccine, right? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1984 You could have at least installed basic cable. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1985 That's good enough! We're not building a clock, just the tower. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1986 Shelter-in-Playground 101: The Sand Tower 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1987 I already told you, 'punzel. It's my Zen rock garden. Keep your hair out of it. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1988 See, Annie. I’m giving you all the space you need! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1989 I’m more comfortable inside. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1990 This is what I get for playing nice in the sandbox. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1991 Stacy I’m tired of playing capitalism 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1992 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Why couldn’t you just wait to get a haircut like the rest of us? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1993 High there. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1994 ‘I think I’ll need a moat..’ 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1995 Where did you find a pail this big? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
1996 New Trump Tower plans for Washington D.C. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1997 What’s the WiFi password again? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1998 ‘As you can see it’s very spacious for this area, with views of the seesaw, rent is $800 a month’ 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1999 If you want to pose like that, it should be leaning more 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2000 Well, the realtor did say it was a charming seaside walk-up with a lot of potential... 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2001 And I really like that it has no door. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2002 My short hair is a let down...wait, I take that back. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2003 Okay now we just gotta wait a few years for your hair to grow 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2004 so you’re saying it’s $2000 plus bills? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2005 Now we’re sex feet apart. They never said what direction. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2006 By the time she’s done, I hope my hair grows back. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2007 wait, where are we going to put the dragon 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2008 It can’t get any worse she said...yet the tower kept getting taller 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2009 Okay, I take it back - what I said about your sand pail. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2010 Stellaaaaaaaah! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2011 You know this whole "fairy tale" thing is kinda played out. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2012 You're perpetuating knight privilege. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2013 You're really into these fairy tales aren't you. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2014 I guess that's one way to keep socially distant. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2015 Don't let down your hair, Rapunzel; you'll get sand in it. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2016 As long as you don’t hang down your golden hair. the virus can’t get you. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2017 Hurry up! I see a herd of cats heading this way. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2018 Dammit; I just cut my golden hair! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2019 Jimmy you are supposed to relax during recess! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2020 The Tower of London is fun, right? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2021 No, Rapunzel, we aren't going home for lunch yet. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2022 Make sure you seal everything shut. I don’t want anyone trying to save me. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2023 Sorry, it was the only place within my budget. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2024 I can’t wait for school to start Mom! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2025 : “ Romeo hurry up i think it looks like rain. “ 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2026 It’s a noble effort, but I’m not sure I’m completely onboard with this all natural materials trend in housing. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2027 Can you work on a knight in shining armor next? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2028 So, where's the bathroom, the one not for cats? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2029 I promise- it's just allergies. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2030 What do you mean, start growing my hair out? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2031 A door, please... 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2032 Have you been reading Poe again? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2033 Your prince or your mom, whichever comes first. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2034 But it will take so long for my hair to grow out! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2035 Now will you share your oreos?? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2036 Quick, build a toilet ! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2037 The view is great but I was hoping for more of a horizontal layout than vertical. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2038 The cable's on the fritz again. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2039 Now you can come and rescue me 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2040 Mommy, mommy. In a pandemic, no one can hear you scream. Silly mommy. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2041 I don’t have long hair and trust me you are no prince, 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2042 It desperately needs a vacuum up here. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2043 Please, Harris : let your hair down 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2044 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down thy hair, so I may climb thy sandy stair. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2045 Jenny, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: the master’s tools will never dismantle this castle! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2046 I can see the kids in New York going to school. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2047 Your castle has good bones, but remodeling now would add greatly to your resell value. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2048 I'm getting tired of this sexist role-playing! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2049 You said you really wanted White Castle. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2050 you brought insurance before you made this castle, right? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2051 I'm not sure if we should be playing with concrete, Mike. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2052 I thought I told you I’m afraid of heights. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2053 « Couldn’t you just go pound sand elsewhere! » 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2054 Mommy, Mommy, let down your heir. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2055 I’m so delighted. Your architectural and engineering skills are evident at this early age! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2056 Maybe this will make your hair grow faster. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2057 You don’t want to let me play princess? Fine. You can play princess. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2058 I just remembered, I hate sand. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2059 Once COVID ends your hair will be long enough for rescuers 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2060 How long do you think my hair will be by the end of recess? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2061 Next time you play Rapunzel. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2062 What if no one rescues me before recess is over? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2063 Hang on. I'm going to create a knight in shining armor from one of my ribs. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2064 rogaine will speed it up 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2065 I'll remember next time not to nap. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2066 Can you spare a square? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2067 Wait! New Jersey is not a hot spot state! 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2068 So you do work for the post office.” Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2069 Make sure you let your hair grow. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2070 Don't worry. It'll trickle down. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2071 Did you add the time capsule? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2072 I think you've got a bit carried away with this sand castle thing. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2073 Damn. I just got a haircut. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2074 I'm going to need my hair extensions. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2075 ‘ If you build it, he will come’, that was just a quote from a movie. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2076 Forget the ladder..i can wait till it rains 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2077 Serves me right for getting my hair cut during a pandemic. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2078 But Mom, I have short hair and there is rain in the forecast. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2079 No haircut since March and I decide to go yesterday?? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2080 I can't. I just shampooed and rinsed. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2081 When we're old enough, your hair will be long enough. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2082 Mom, I'll let you out if you promise to buy me a phone. All the other kids have one. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2083 It's getting harder and harder to find a good apartment. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2084 Rapunzel, I’m doing this so you won’t get the virus. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2085 You do realize it'll take about three years for my hair to get that long... 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2086 Rapunzel, Rapunzel... Throw up a rope. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2087 Don’t move! This is kinetic sand. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2088 Ok, you can play Marie Antoinette. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2089 Hurry Romeo just got done on the swingset. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2090 So, if I buy home owner’s insurance from you, will you make a door? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2091 I'm rebuilding the economy! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2092 But the designer ordered ivory. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2093 So this is why you insisted we cut our hair this morning! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2094 How much protection do you think is enough protection? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2095 Have you seen the cat? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2096 I keep telling you. My name is not Rapunzel! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2097 Do you think he’ll fall for it? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2098 Social Distancing: A Childs Perspective. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2099 Right when I decide to get a haircut... 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2100 I need to get back to my house of cards. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2101 Be patient,Mommy. Your time out is almost over. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2102 I notice you didn't include any stairs. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2103 And no mailbox until after the election. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2104 William, recess was over nine-hundred years ago." 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2105 But what if it rains before my hair grows long enough for you to rescue me? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2106 I can’t believe you don’t trust me to self quarantine. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2107 ‘Hey Mom, what’s a derecho?’ 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2108 Im not sure this is what teacher meant by "build each other up" 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2109 Tommy??! Tommy??! I mean it this time- if you start adding buttresses I'm gonna be so mad! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2110 Don’t worry. Hair grows six inches a year. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2111 I'm building Trump's requirement for a new wall design using Mexico's sand. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2112 Sweetie, are you mad about all those kids in cages? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2113 It'll grow out by the time it's safe to go back outside. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2114 Mom says the plan to go back to school this fall is like building castles in the sky. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2115 For advice on how to cope with isolationism, contact Rapunzel 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2116 But where will YOU hide when they come out for recess?! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2117 FYI, You are safe as long as you’re in there. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2118 Let me guess”....”Right now it is probably not the “best time” to talk about our Covid theories?! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2119 We should have read the new playground rules before my mom made me get a back to school haircut. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2120 I just think you should grow it long 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2121 Wait here while I go get my trebuchet 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2122 I think you misheard; I said that I’ve always liked Salt-Box architecture.” 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2123 Wouldn’t it be easier to tunnel under the fence? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2124 Sturdy foundation. I’ll give you 20% over asking if you throw in the pail. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2125 Do you see my phone down there? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2126 Are you sure this is the best approach to social distancing? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2127 Forget that Rapunzel Stuff! Your hair’s not long enough! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2128 I prefer your pre-Ritalin sand castles. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2129 I feel much lighter, but I'm really regretting that haircut. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2130 Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair. Very carefully. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2131 But will you be true to me? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2132 I don't mean to be a nitpicker but . . . do you have any idea how many cats live nearby? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2133 Any chance you offer a discount if I pay cash? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2134 Just let your hair down! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2135 ”Let's just hope the big bad wolf doesn't show up.” 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2136 What if it rains before the Knight arrives? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2137 Now, can you build a ladder?” 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2138 Really! Is this what they mean when they say, ‘go softly into the KNIGHT? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2139 Impressive, but my cat still wants her toilet back. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2140 Don't Worry, I'll be done before the knight time. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2141 I like the castle but how do I get down 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2142 COVID-19 or not, I'm pretty sure that this playground doesn't have a moat mandate. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2143 Let's play Romeo and Juliet in a different setting! 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2144 Should I break the ceiling while I'm up here? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2145 Dad said quick-dry cement was just as fun as sand, but I’m not sure anymore 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2146 Billy, it's been three days. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2147 I think this is six feet 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2148 I hope you can jump, because I have a bob. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2149 Otherwise we have to wear masks. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2150 I feel like letting down my hair. If you so much as touch it,I'm calling the cops,you creep! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2151 When your hair gets long enough we'll play "Rapunzel. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2152 Is there enough sand left for a ladder? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2153 Castle of Amanda Ellen Poe 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2154 I just got my hair cut so can you take out the bottom floor? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2155 Darling, we are voting by mail this year. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2156 Is the bathroom plumbing hooked up yet? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2157 Are you having Ra-Fun-zel? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2158 "Are you sure this is how you play chess? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2159 All these months of not swiping right, and now this. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2160 Rapunzal Saga 2020...no golden tresses, no admittance, no escape and no romance as Witch Pandemia casts her spell over the kingdom. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2161 What am I supposed to do now, grow my hair ? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2162 Don’t worry it won’t collapse, I watched the videos onYouTube 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2163 Before you learn that 2020 is actually quicksand. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2164 Just making sure this is all still on the up and up 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2165 Ben, I really need to go to the bathroom . 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2166 Hey, aren't you supposed to be a prince?? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2167 You’ll be safer here until the Earth decides to pull itself together. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2168 Thanks to the low rates I’m finally able to live my Suburban Lifestyle Dream! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2169 You just stay here until your 18th birthday. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2170 You finish making the castle. I'll sell timeshares to unsuspecting singles with a lot of disposable income. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2171 Did you leave a pea under the mattress? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2172 Hey I said Ivory Tower not Sand Castle in the sky” 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2173 hey Sam i don't mean to be a nitpick here, but the interior of this thing fuckin' sucks. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2174 Now how do I get out? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2175 Will this thing hold up until my hair gets long? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2176 Yeah, Mom, this is everything I’ve learned during quarantine. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2177 You will be in my castle of dreams, built with anything we get our hands on 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2178 I don't have any hair to let down! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2179 6 feet? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2180 Can you check the plumbing once you’re done? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2181 It puts the argan oil in its hair til its locks are long and lustrous or it dies alone. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2182 Perfect! Let's see that cat try and get up here. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2183 Hurry Michael, I have to pee! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2184 I'm actually relieved because I was imagining something else when you suggested I let my hair down. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2185 I told you I don’t like fairy tales. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2186 Mother said that you'd leave me high and dry. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2187 You told me about Rapunzel, but this is ridiculous. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2188 Oh you think this is impressive? Just wait till you see my snowman that eat, sleeps, and fucks 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2189 Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created The World’s Most Dangerous Sand Castle 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2190 HGTV is on, Mom. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2191 Rapunzel,Rapunzel let down your sandy hair. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2192 ...and they were blue and made of metal. I think they called them "mailboxes" 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2193 Hardly qualifies as a ‘Beachfront BnB’,don’t you think? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2194 What am I doing wrong? I can't get the toilet to flush. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2195 Ra.......... who? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2196 My first order as queen is to stop that and get me down." 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2197 No! I can not wait till my hair grows out" 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2198 How does daddy's little princess feel now? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2199 I told you, my hair's not long enough for this. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2200 I think you should center it.” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2201 What do you mean: "Wait til your hair grows?" 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2202 Keep in mind that I got a haircut last week! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2203 Can we play Tag now? Social Distance is getting sorta dumb. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2204 What if this is as good as it gets? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2205 To the editor: my caption is NO caption. It doesn't need a caption. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2206 There's no indoor plumbing and I have to go ! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2207 I promise. We'll stay six feet apart. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2208 Finally: 6 feet apart 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2209 Hurry! The admissions director will be passing by at any minute! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2210 For the obligatory cliché, you can choose biblical, fairy tail, feminist, ... . 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2211 S.T.E.M. Box?! I thought you asked me to play in the sandbox. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2212 Oh darling, I'm sure by the time you grow up there will be a Game of Thrones School of Architecture. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2213 Location, location, location! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2214 It's crennelation, not crenulation. God you're so useless. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2215 My hair isn't long enough to play Rapunzel. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2216 If I can't get this number to stick, you won't get your mail! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2217 It is supposed to have a lot of water around it! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2218 Hey! We're in Pre K so this should work for social distancing 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2219 Will I get sand in my hair? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2220 Come on up, I made sandwiches. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2221 You know the social distancing rules Jimmy, it has to be six feet high! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2222 Hey, wait--the door! What about the door 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2223 It looks just fine; make sure you get to the part where you free me, before the rain does! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2224 Son I always knew you would be an architect 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2225 If you make a bishop next, he can then marry us. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2226 I knew I should 've brougth a long hair girl ! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2227 By the time your hair is long enough, we may not have to stay six feet apart. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2228 I still think ricotta was an odd choice. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2229 Rapunzel? No, I’ve changed the game to The Cask of Amontillado. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2230 How long have I been asleep? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2231 I knew you wouldn't notice my haircut! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2232 My hair hasn't grown *that* long in quarantine! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2233 Is it too late to contact Steve Bannon? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2234 Really, Sweetie, can't we just wear masks? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2235 ...and the moat is to protect us from ‘Baby Sharks’. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2236 my name is not Rapunzel, you must have me mixed up with somebody else. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2237 Honey, You Forgot The Door 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2238 The rain will set you free. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2239 Sure, I guess you can add a door. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2240 Hey!! Not fair!! Do I even look like Rapunzel? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2241 On second thought, I don’t think we need the moat. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2242 Trust me, this will keep you out of alot of hairy situations 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2243 Rapunzel, Rapunzel-why did you cut your own hair? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2244 Don't worry, Lilly, it's about 'building each other up' 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2245 I said I need a hand cast, Elle! Call the doctor!!! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2246 ..”Wait till I finish the Knight and Bishop!” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2247 Hey .... I think you can stop now, my hair ain't gonna grow fast enough before recess ends 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2248 Now we just need to wait for your hair to grow. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2249 I need to poop 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2250 Honey, you locked yourself out?! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2251 Um Martha? You forgot to build a door..” “No I didn’t. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2252 I don’t think this is what Foucault had in mind. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2253 Virginia Woolf was right--a room with a view! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2254 Quarantining in a school yard sand box castle sends a bad message. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2255 Well, it's not your fault everyone says I'm prettier and smarter. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2256 Wait, how long does my hair need to grow? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2257 Nice work, Marcia, but I’ll need a few more months in quarantine to let down my golden hair. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2258 I'm trying to think outside the box! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2259 Wait, what? Wait for my hair to grow?!? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2260 I have to wait until my hair's *how* long? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2261 I want a 50% cut when it goes on You Tube. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2262 How long? Depends on how fast does your hair grows." 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2263 You'd better not cut your hair for a long time. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2264 Mom, do I have to stay here for the whole duration of e-Learning? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2265 So how is the weather down there Eddie 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2266 This castle will surely be as impermanent as our youth, and truly our very lives. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2267 And anyway, how did you fall for that kissing the frog stuff? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2268 Make me a door. I don't want to be like Rapunzel that much." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2269 Honestly, I really did feel protected before! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2270 I cut my hair 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2271 Remember I don't have long hair. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2272 Honey maybe Mommy has been overreacting about Covid! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2273 "Don't forget to a leave a door so my boyfriend can come up." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2274 Now I just need to wait for my hair to grow. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2275 I told you, I can't throw down my hair. It's falling out due to COVID. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2276 FYI, I'm more into sorceresses than princes. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2277 I said “eat my asshole”, not “build a castle!” 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
2278 14 days of quarantine, and then you can rejoin the class. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2279 Can we play pandemic tomorrow, too? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2280 Did you get a good look at my hair? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2281 Billy, your father said he puts me on a pedestal. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2282 Can you see if there’s an emergency exit? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2283 When do I get my turn? 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
2284 But there are no stairs in here... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2285 Wait, what? We're playing Jenga? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2286 '"How much sand is even in this box?" 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2287 Are you sure you used enough water? I'd have to have this thing collapse. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2288 This works. You just have to grow your hair longer. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2289 I never should have cut my hair! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2290 Uh, how about a door? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2291 Next time can I be the contractor and you be the client? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2292 Maybe come back next year when it's grown out? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2293 I’m not sure if my hair is long enough to pull you up. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2294 Build another one for you, bring up the teeter-totter and we'll fly over the fence. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2295 OK, so I've let my hair down. Now what? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2296 . . . . I KNOW . . . . I KNOW, BUT, IT'S COVID-19 TIMES, AND DOROTHY SAID THE KIDS ARE TAKING A SUDDEN INTEREST IN THE SANDBOX FOR SOME REASON . . . . 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2297 ‘Jailed in a Castle’ . 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2298 Lola darling, watch out for cat poo. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2299 It’s the only rent controlled unit in this sprawling sandbox. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2300 This mail slot is not too high right 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2301 : "I thought we were building this together." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2302 I'll rescue you after I'll find my contact lenses 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2303 Oh, a charming prince will save you... soon. Just wait here. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2304 Could you make a safe space for deliveries down there ? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2305 Well, at least my hair will be long enough. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2306 Honestly, we only dated once. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2307 We need to work a little harder on our "curb appeal" skills. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2308 Is this any way to treat your fairy godmother? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2309 You are going to come back after recess, right? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2310 Can you tell my mom I’m going to be late because I’m waiting for my hair to grow out? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2311 Are you almost finished? I have to be home before dark. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2312 What? Of course I don't need a raise! Just lean out the window around 7:00 PM and applaud for me. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2313 My mom says that I can come out of lockdown, when you wear a mask. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2314 Priscilla, if I can just get this one out, you can build what you want. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2315 Okay, fine. But does it come with a toilet? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2316 I’m not sure this is going to work for the entire pandemic. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2317 I need to use the bathroom. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2318 I'm worried. 'Eventually' could be a long time! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2319 You do realize my hair doesn't grow that fast ... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2320 And after you finish there, I want a moat with a drawbridge." 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2321 Daydreams don’t work unless you do. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2322 Let's see if those jungle gym kids are still laughing after they see this! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2323 Wait a minute--did you you LEED certified sand? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2324 I told you Martha Stewart taught me how to build sandcastles and you didn’t believe me! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2325 Why are you humming that London Bridge song? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2326 Not bad for a rookie. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2327 I told you there was enough raccoon poop to stick the bricks together 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2328 Why is Mommy getting a time out? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2329 You know, a little bit of water and this comes down. By the way I have to go to the bathroom. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2330 I can see my joust from here. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2331 Stairs and a door would ruin the feng shui... 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2332 When I said we needed to build our relationship on solid foundation this is not what I meant. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2333 Your sand castle isn't fooling me, Rapunzel. I know you hid my iPhone in here somewhere. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2334 We can play again when social distancing restrictions are lifted or after the first rain, whichever comes first. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2335 It's going to take at least a year for my hair to grow that long. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2336 Leo, are we still playing queen in her castle? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2337 I think someone already graffitied this 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2338 I am a type A romantic. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
2339 There must be a fairer way to play six feet apart. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2340 Okay, I get your point about social distancing - no need to add the moat. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2341 By the time I reach puberty, your hair will be long enough. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2342 I still feel like our relationship is built on sand. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2343 Mom! You're carrying social distancing too far! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2344 For the last time my name is NOT Rapunzel, it's Rebekah and I'm coming down RIGHT NOW! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2345 I'm just happy I survived the first wave. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2346 Yes, as soon as they have a vaccine. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2347 Next time we play 'Cis Fairy Tale', you hafta be the princess! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2348 We are all prisoners here, of our own device" has really taken on new meaning for me today. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2349 Why do you always get to be the engineer? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2350 Check now to se if the WIFI is now working. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2351 I overnighted a twelve foot weave! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2352 You have a real future specialized construction! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2353 Why don’t you come inside and play now. 1.1852 0.06114 81 72 3 6
2354 Next time let's build the Eiffel Tower. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2355 Kafka's Castle is built on sand in the play pen of our souls. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2356 What, no bathroom? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2357 Call Jimmy over, I have the boiling oil ready. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2358 I'm keeping you safe from COVID-19. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2359 If you were an African American pop star, you could be called Rap Punzel. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2360 I am going to get the The Army Corp of Engineers to finish it. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2361 There we go my little princess- it’s higher than 6 feet. After COVID, you can come out. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2362 Call me overly positive , but this will be in Architectural Digest 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2363 I can't wait to tell my dad how much better you are at this than he is. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2364 Do you think hair extensions will be strong enough? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2365 But I think I read that Prince Charming is in quarantine dear. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2366 You sure this is better than kissing a frog 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2367 ‘Worst timeshare ever’ 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2368 And then they’re going to write a fairy tale about it ‘cause it’s really about wicked stuff, mean parents, sex, and finally living happily ever after. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2369 OK, call the kitty 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2370 Yes, he told me he was married, but not to you! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2371 Are you testing your house-of card theory when I asked for a door? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2372 Until we have a vaccine. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2373 Mommy, is this why you cut my hair? 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2374 Honey, of course Mommy wants to find our knight in shining armor, but I still say I should give online dating more time. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2375 This is not funny, I’m coming out, I don’t care what the villagers say. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2376 Does blocking me also mean that you're unfriending me? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2377 Never mind, it was a metaphor. Hand me the damn shovel and I‘ll dig myself out. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2378 Felix hasn’t used his litter box since we moved in, so that’s not the smell. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2379 My hair is not long enough, couldn't we play doctor, instead? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2380 Hey! I think I forgot to ask you for a spiral staircase. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2381 OK, I'm guessing you found out I held Mike's hand at lunch. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2382 See you at high tide 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2383 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2384 Tell me again, how’s he suppose to get up here? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2385 Limited resources and defined parameters resulting in isolation and perceived hierarchy. Honey, at the office we call this innovation. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2386 Sorry, but I just don't feel like letting my hair down for you today. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2387 I hope you applied for a zoning variance. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2388 Okay, I take it back. You HAVE learned how to play in the sandbox. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2389 USPS can't reach you without a mailbox. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2390 Still cheaper than an apartment in manhattan, but not by much... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2391 ''Emily, it's almost done. You don't have to worry anymore. You can sneeze now.'' . 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2392 I’m just saying if you had longer hair this wouldn’t be an issue. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2393 And make sure the wall is even bigger. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2394 Don’t box me in 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2395 You stay there until there is a vaccine 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2396 you're thinning on top 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2397 : Can't believe the ivory tower is for real. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2398 Is that 6 feet? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2399 Send me a prince in 2021. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2400 Keep going — my mom says we can only play in the sandbox if we’re six feet apart 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2401 And there's a little bit of Rogaine in your Lunchable. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2402 Playing Rapunzel - The only way to ensure your child socially distances in American schools 2020 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2403 Long distance relationships are hard. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2404 I’ll never ask to speak to the manager again... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2405 Ivanka & Tiffany Sandlot Take Your Daughter to Work Project 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2406 Will it really be necessary to bring out the crocodiles? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2407 This ain’t nothing ... you should see what I can do with legos! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2408 I don't think this is how Tower Records began. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2409 Okay, but quit calling me Goldilocks. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2410 Where'd you get this sand, Mom? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2411 I think I'd worry more about the cell phone you lost last week than the hair you cut ten years ago, mom. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2412 Sweetie... this isn’t how you protect against the virus! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2413 Rook to D4. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2414 Okay, we're ready to play Hiroshima. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2415 Are you fully bonded and licensed by the city? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2416 I don't want you tracking any sand inside, okay? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2417 You call it a dungeon. I call it social distancing. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2418 The Airbnb listing didn't mention construction work. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2419 Trust me, the experience alone will be a summer well spent. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2420 When can I get out of quarantine? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2421 Maggie! It was just an eraser! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2422 The Trump Administration’s new take on child immigrant detention. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2423 The ad said there was a moat. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2424 By the time you’re of legal age your hair will be long enough. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2425 This is a great wall , but I don't think we are in China yet. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2426 Just remember, Joey, this better have a happy ending! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2427 I expect you'll be up there for a long time mother. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2428 But Mary, recess has been over for two hours. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2429 Safe from covid 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2430 God DAMMIT fuck fuck fuck I just got cat shit in my mouth. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2431 Yes, the key is under that block. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2432 Okay, I believe you. You want to be an architect when you grow up. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2433 How about putting a sliding board a little closer? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2434 I prefer to grow out my hair. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2435 Why can’t I just wear a mask like my friends? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2436 We’ve nailed Sandcastle Building 101 for this fall’s homeschooling elective. What’s next? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2437 Is this a consequence of my Cinderella complex? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2438 And for the last time, my name is Tina! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2439 Your sand castle feels like a sand trap to me 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2440 A house built on sand can stand! What else did they fail to tell us? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2441 Careful! It still needs a seismic retrofit. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2442 But if there are no stairs, how do you rescue me? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2443 Uh oh, the tide's coming in!! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2444 If only we had brought Mom's long hair extensions! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2445 Don't wait for a prince or you'll miss snack. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2446 Social Distancing to new heights 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2447 We've got the social distancing down, but we forgot the masks. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2448 It was a metaphorical sand castle, silly." 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2449 Admittedly, this is easier than Jack and the Beanstalk. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2450 You’ll have to hurry as Harry and Meghan are due to move in tomorrow! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2451 "You don't need stairs! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2452 Fine, I won't sit next to Bobby Shapiro at lunch. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2453 Now, all you have to do is grow your hair! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2454 Once I'm done this, I'll fill the moat with hydroxychloroquine. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2455 I know you’re more visual, but I think I’d prefer traditional couples therapy.” 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2456 Is this your idea of sandbox social distancing? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2457 Oh yeah, you can come down anytime you'd like. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2458 Someday I'll build one on 5th Avenue! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2459 This distancing seems a bit much given that I tested negative. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2460 If I'm Rapunzel, who are you? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2461 But what if my handsome prince comes along...and sneezes? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2462 I wanted a ranch-style mid-century modern 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2463 Mommy, maybe we should let the relationship breathe a little. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2464 I'm tired of being Rapunzel, I want to be the Prince this time! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2465 I guess it’s better than the house of straw my last boyfriend built me but the tornado sirens have me concerned. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2466 Why can't you play nice like the others? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2467 Still need you to make that door, honey. Oh, I think I left my purse on the park bench too, sweetie.” 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2468 C'mon Flynn! Can't you see I've had my hair cut? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2469 If we have to head for lunch in twenty, aren't you forgetting something? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2470 From the ad I expected an ocean view. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2471 Mom, it's not your fault I can't have the, "Ivory Tower Experience." 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2472 Ok,next time i promise Cancun 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2473 Keep your hair, Rapunzel. My teacher said that lice are really contagious. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2474 This is way better than in person schooling. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2475 That's enough patting. Now go get my wig. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2476 Why do you get to be the possessive sorceress? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2477 We're a republic, not a democracy. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2478 I told you I loved Billy. Then you smiled at him. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2479 I really would have preferred DHS just reunite us with our parents. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2480 But mom, why am I always the damsel in distress?" "Hunny, this will teach you an important skill, as women, we need to rescue ourselves. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2481 This is nice, but I'm looking for something on the same street as my current place. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2482 Hope there’s enough left to make the staircase. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2483 Stop wuthering me. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2484 No, I said 'Rook to a3'. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2485 You’re dismissed. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2486 I would have preferred a southern exposure 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2487 You're right, the fresh cat urine really helps to stabilize the sand 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2488 Did you sanitize the sand first? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2489 Gee, we can sure get a lot more done now that it’s ALWAYS recess... 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2490 I’d also like an attached garden patio. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2491 Park view and 24/7 security, but don't forget the front door. And a moat. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2492 Now build me a beach and a sea. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2493 But what if my Prince never shows? How’s that going to sound at my preschool interview?! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2494 After 6 months of lockdown, I finally get my hair bobbed and NOW you want to play "Rapunzel"? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2495 Uh, Jane? I think you forgot that I cut my hair last week... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2496 Mamma said you had the hands of a wizard. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2497 Uh...you forgot the 'staircase.' Is there an emergency exit? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2498 I'm just trying to get my head out of the sand. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2499 I'm a helicopter parent, remember? This place can't hold me. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2500 Aren't you getting a little extreme with this social distancing thing, Karen? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2501 Now I see how cutting my hair was part of the punishment. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2502 This is the closet you're going to get to an ivory tower, babe! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2503 It’s your father. Now that I have fixed the Middle East and how the federal government operates, he put me in charge of walls. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2504 Kyle hoist thy chamber pot 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2505 I guess my bangs just don't do it for you? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2506 I like the open floor plan. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2507 I said i'd like a keepsake, not a keep. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2508 Sweetie, I said we could practice social-distancing, but this is a turret too far. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2509 Did you know this has a glass ceiling? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2510 OK I know I said I didn’t want to be put on a pedestal but.... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2511 Remember, you can’t come down until you’ve quarantined for 14 days or show proof of 2 negative COVID tests. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2512 No, I said my name is Sandy Castle... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2513 I was told that I would have an ocean view. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2514 Is this some sort of medication issue? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2515 A maiden brings all the boys to the yard 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2516 Is this my yonder window? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2517 School used to be more fun 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2518 Mamala said to build back better. The Boss kept saying ri-i-i-i-se up. Missy said she wanted her space. And Mrs. Anderson keeps telling us to think outside the box. So, Mom do I get an A? “ “Joshua, get your sister down from there this instant!” 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2519 No Gina, I said a castle not a tower! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2520 I promise I'll go and vote, Mom. Now let me out! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2521 Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... wait, when did you become a brunette? 1.1772 0.05909 79 70 4 5
2522 Don’t want to wear a mask? No problem, I have the perfect solution. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2523 This way you won’t come home with anyone else’s face mask sweetie... 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2524 You can come out once you do your school work. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2525 This game is part of the humanitarian project on "promoting positive perspectives of freedom for children in detention camps", funded by the government 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2526 „I am going to come get you once everybody is vaccinated.“ „Oh, that is so romantic!“ 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2527 . “I do love you, and just need to be put on the lease!” 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2528 Maybe if Trump gets his wall, he will just leave on his own... 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2529 can’t talk, i’m in my vertical abyss 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2530 Dump Tower. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2531 I want my properties to be easy to liquidate during these uncertain times 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2532 I knew getting a bob was a bad idea 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2533 Okay now go tell Prince Kyle to come and save me 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2534 There’s only room for one. So, yeah. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2535 I’m telling you, this is a surefire way to meet a great guy. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2536 I’m never renting a castle on AirBNB again! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2537 I’ll focus on ADA compliance tomorrow. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2538 I'd like to think the foundation of our friendship is this strong too...right? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2539 It’s okay, you’ll grow out of it 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2540 Build a tower, Trump said...Right? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2541 Forget the sandcastle. Times call for a fortress. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2542 So, I have to self-isolate until my hair is long enough for you to climb up? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2543 This isn’t what I meant by women-helping-women! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2544 Is this my ‘tower’ moment ?? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2545 Build it higher, I think i felt someone's cough wash over me 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2546 Long may she rain. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2547 Tell my prince it might be awhile before he can scale the tower. My hair rope wig just slipped off. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2548 Where's the handsome prince? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2549 You know that kid we call Prince? Well, he’s stuck in the principal’s office. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2550 I think it's time we stopped playing Rapunzel and started playing President. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2551 I'm not paying for materials, right? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2552 Making me pay rent and trying to grab my pussy isn’t how I like to play, Donald. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2553 Those summer STEM classes are really paying off. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2554 My Prince Charming! You're FINALLY here. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2555 It’s your turn to play damsel now! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2556 Hey, remember, I have short hair. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2557 Hey! Where's the toilet?? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2558 Why do you always get to be Rapunzel? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2559 My merry Aunt Juanette lived in one. " 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2560 Rapunzel why did you cut your hair? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2561 This is about as shaky as anything Trump says. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2562 Pass inspection? Me lady, we are the makers of code, and the freedom that goes with our position silences all who would criticize. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2563 WOW! Vertical social distancing.... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2564 I’m going to tell him that my next move is “mate”. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2565 Yes it is grim Gothel, but I'm in a 14 day quarantine. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2566 Castle in the sky for the sandlot set 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2567 You know I play golf and like to keep my hair in a bob. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2568 OK, I GET IT- I'll grow out my bangs! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2569 Ok I’ve done my bit. How’s your hair growing coming along. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2570 When you said Castle, I thought we were playing chess! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2571 Remember, with the new rules on social distancing the moat has to be six feet across. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2572 Shouldn't I at least get the fun of creating my situation before having to rescue myself from it? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2573 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair? But what do you do when you've got short hair? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2574 How sturdy would you say this foundation is? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2575 By the time my hair grows long enough, hopefully we won’t still be social distancing. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2576 I am helping you to self isolate. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2577 I told you six feet. Stay there until your hair grows. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2578 My mom said we have to social distance ourselves. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2579 Can you build a young, rich, handsome Prince as well? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2580 I might have to be home by 6, will my hair be long enough then? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2581 At least in the old detention you could pass notes. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2582 How is sand and water not cement? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2583 No can do. I just got back from the salon. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2584 Your hair should grow by the time I've finished. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2585 Stop! My hair is not that long. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2586 Honey, I just know he will come when your hair grows long enough. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2587 If you get sand in my hair, I won't let you use it to climb up! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2588 This is beautiful honey, can you start on the stairway now? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2589 Sedimentary my dear Sandy! The killer must have created a similar sand castle for his victim. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2590 Just so you know ,when it rains I'm out of here 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2591 Come home as soon as your hair grows long and a prince shows up. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2592 Hair too short? So jump! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2593 Can you tell me more about 'the wall' you want to build when you grow up. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2594 I know we were supposed to go to Disneyland this summer..... but aren’t you taking this staycation a little too far? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2595 And don’t count on any princes to rescue you since you refuse to wear a mask! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2596 It’s our “new normal” way to play! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2597 Sorry, you can't come in....playground is still in phase 1 of reopening. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2598 Is the pandemic over yet? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2599 I need better water flow from my shower head before I can let down my hair 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2600 Rapunzle, Rapunzle... did you do something to your hair? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2601 Is that six feet mommy 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2602 I thought you liked me working from home more? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2603 Sure we're using child labor but think of how eco-friendly the tower will be. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2604 Best to stay here until 2022 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2605 You just have to let your hair grow now that I sealed the only entrance. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2606 .. And who will come to save you, Karen? A social justice warrior? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2607 This is the only way we could afford a place with a view. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2608 The plan was to build a castle in the sky, then 2020 came along. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2609 Can you help me down? I just took a shit up here. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2610 Rook me. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2611 I'm glad they could find an essential worker to build my Zoom castle. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2612 How can Prince Charming get past the fence? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2613 We’ll you tell dad to bring me lunch up here. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2614 When I said I needed your support, I kind of had something else in mind." 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2615 Susie, you've built a "strand" castle!! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2616 The toilet's not flushing. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2617 You know, Rapunzel's story is a fairy tale, not to be taken literally! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2618 No fair. It's my turn. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2619 I wish you would've put this much effort into our haircuts, MOM. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2620 Yesterday was a bad day to cut my hair. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2621 I'm sorry I forgot my mask! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2622 Sarah, you forgot to include a restroom. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2623 No dear, you can’t come out until you grow your hair long and a handsome, wealthy entrepreneur comes to save you! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2624 I don't mind the quarantine, but make sure no cats come around. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2625 Kindergarden ; and you're already building your ivory tower.... 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2626 I warned you to never wear my jellies. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2627 By the time your hair's grown back we'll be old enough to date - so stop whining 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2628 If you think these Play-Doh chains are going to hold me, think again. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2629 What was your name again? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2630 Let's pretend it's almost Election Day and make believe there's a vaccine by lunchtime. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2631 Why all the shouting? It's only a sand castle. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2632 Is she telling us she wants to move or that she identifies as Rapunzel? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2633 That's litter, not sand. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2634 My hero! By the time a vaccine is found for the Coronavirus, my hair will be long enough. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2635 Ok now that the door is gone do you think the virus can get to me from here 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2636 I like the view but I'm not certain my hair will grow fast enough. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2637 You're sure this is how an Einstein visa works? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2638 Okay, Mom, I get it! I'll hold off on college for a couple of weeks. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2639 This isn’t the kind of socially distanced outdoor gathering I had in mind. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2640 Just one woman helping another escape through the dungeon. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2641 It can keep out a medieval army but can't keep me from getting bullied by 4th graders 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2642 Hey: You cut my hair before you started. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2643 So, are you going to put a fire escape in? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2644 Throw your hair out here again. I want to get this right. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2645 I’d be more comfortable playing inside with the LEGO blocks. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2646 Seetheart, thanks for the tower, but Rapunzel has no way of getting down from here. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2647 Kindergarden qualification exams are around the corner and I‘m still behind in sand castle building 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2648 If we wait for my hair to grow, I'll miss my meeting 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2649 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, get the sand out of your hair. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2650 I can see my treehouse from here. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2651 I think it's better if you don't come down. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2652 When's the next high tide? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2653 You built it too high, dummy. I just got a haircut. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2654 Once you finish shoring up the base little Norman, come in and wash up for dinner! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2655 There's an aardvark living up here. Did that make you laugh? I'm back with my aardvark jokes. Hello? Hello? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2656 This isn’t what I envisioned when you said,”I have a castle with a view”. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2657 Won't it take years for my hair to reach you? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2658 I’m not so sure that my hair is long enough. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2659 No, you can't come in - that's not how a sand caste works. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2660 Take that sand with you when you leave— I have people coming over. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2661 Honey, if you work hard and follow the rules, one day you too can live in an imaginary castle. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2662 I thought playing Repunzel will be fun... 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2663 Wait, you said your apartment was beachfront 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2664 I wanted to be put up on a pedestal, not imprisoned in a tower. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2665 That may take a while to build the remaining chess figures 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2666 Representing the local teachers union, Joan and Mary practice for the annual sand castle fundraiser. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2667 Build to China Or dig to China ? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2668 Karen was always an overachiever. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2669 Mrs. Webster just built Elizabeth a mote! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2670 You look a bit grainy from up here. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2671 ‘You’re too young for a Napoleon complex, honey.’ 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2672 I know, I know. It’s supposed to be an ivory tower, but I don’t get my allowance until tomorrow. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2673 And they didn't even give me a laptop... I'm telling you, this whole home office thing is not working out very well for an architect... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2674 Granted, it's not built in the air, but I'll still keep my hair short 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2675 Just leave it; it’s time for juice boxes! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2676 This isn’t what I meant when I told you to think outside the box 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2677 I’m hungry, can you send up a sand-wich?” 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2678 Don't worry. Your hair will grow about six and a half feet before it's safe to come out again. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2679 They just cut it, so I can't let it down. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2680 The elevator is out of order again. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2681 Yoo-hoo, hon...the jacuzzi's leaking again. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2682 But it's not a castle! It's a prison! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2683 Looks great, now could you toss up the wig, please? It's just over by the antique iron. 1.1667 0.05890 78 70 3 5
2684 Now you can JUMP! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2685 You sure it's not gonna rain? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2686 Do no forget to cut your hair 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2687 I'm sorry I ever told you my name was Rapunzel! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2688 Don't make it too tall, my hair is short. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2689 Does it come with a bidet? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2690 Where's the door, Sylvia?...Sylvia? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2691 Take it easy. I only have to quarantine for two weeks. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2692 So, what else did you use for the foundation? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2693 How do you like your ivory tower now, Mom? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2694 How about you play the damsel in distress this time? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2695 Time is flying, days are passing, gathering grains of sands, to bridge the gap between you and I. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2696 But this *is* me letting down my hair! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2697 Give me that pail of water and I'll melt the whole thing down. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2698 When the tower is done can you sculpt me a buff lifeguard? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2699 Make sure you leave enough sand for the dungeon. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2700 Thanks Karen. I feel safer in this suburban sandcastle; sure hope it doesn't turn into a litter box, if you know what I mean. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2701 The kids on the seesaw never make any real progress. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2702 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pail. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2703 If you pat it too much it won't rise. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2704 People that live in sand castles shouldn't like holes. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2705 Yes, This is zoned as Beach Front Property. Smarty! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2706 When I said for you to build a sand castle with a damsel in distress, I didn't mean me too. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2707 Oh come on, you were supposed to build it with accessible exits, not remake the patriarchy. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2708 I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2709 TOM-MEE! You built this out of SA-AND! How am I gonna use WATER to WASH my HA-AIR!? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2710 And after that we'll have the trial and then we'll burn you as a witch. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2711 Are the kids still sitting on the bench bitchin about our husbands? 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
2712 Time for me to go home. We can start over after school tomorrow. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2713 Of all days to forget my conditioner. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2714 We are on a roll....I don't want to hear anymore about cat shit!!!!! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2715 I know. If we build it . . .but that was about baseball . .. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2716 If I knew you were going to do this, I would have cancelled my hair appointment. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2717 Umm, there's no door. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2718 Your judges are clearly not reading any of the better comments. I've seen a ton of better responses than your "top 3 responses" for that washer/dryer cartoon. Hire some people that know whats good This isn't politics. It doesn't HAVE to be corrupt. 1.1644 0.06173 73 66 2 5
2719 You sure this works better than Tinder? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2720 Knock knock who’s there! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2721 Well, either you risk carving out a door or we wait until my hair grows as long as Rapunzel's. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2722 I really need that moat... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2723 My hair will grow long fast and a Prince shall slay the Dragon, that is You - in order to rescue Me! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2724 Cassandra, next time you have to be the Princess of Corona. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2725 Grandma was just JOKING when she said I belong in an ivory tower. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4