Contest #720


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720

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Do you struggle endlessly through here often?”
  2. “You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pickup lines.”
  3. “Sorry, I said hold the rocks.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-08-16T18:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-08-30T18:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-08-24T18:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 31, 2020
Number of captions 8597
Number of responses 1123201
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I changed my mind. It would look better on the other side. 1.9701 0.00972 6526 2114 2493 1919
1 Now imagine having to do that in heels 1.8612 0.00809 9952 4029 3276 2647
2 The blind date site stated you are "Strong, upwardly mobile and persistent" which sounded good at the time. 1.8541 0.01375 3276 1288 1178 810
3 I said I prefer bolder men, not boulder men. 1.8485 0.01250 4119 1684 1375 1060
4 Oh come on...what's could the worst that could happen if you stop for a drink? 1.8429 0.01345 3444 1386 1213 845
5 When you have a minute, I ‘d like another olive. 1.8217 0.01878 1677 672 632 373
6 Good for you! Men your age usually struggle getting it up. 1.8188 0.00929 7714 3391 2322 1994
7 Your wife is lucky. I can't even get my husband to pick up his towel. 1.8147 0.00800 9907 4231 3276 2395
8 I just feel like it’s always an uphill battle with you. 1.8135 0.01888 1603 635 632 336
9 You can just buy those at the top, you know 1.8056 0.01776 2047 898 649 500
10 It keeps the restroom key from getting lost. 1.7993 0.01355 3472 1525 1119 828
11 My punishment? An eternity drinking White Zinfandel paired with honey-roasted peanuts. 1.7822 0.02012 1520 669 513 338
12 Something told me that you'd be back. 1.7780 0.01384 2910 1206 1144 560
13 My last boyfriend got too close to the sun. 1.7731 0.01241 4090 1857 1304 929
14 You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pick-up lines. 1.7707 0.00879 7997 3598 2635 1764
15 They closed my gym, too. 1.7662 0.00958 6588 2942 2243 1402
16 Oh,Sisyphus! I’ve mythed you! 1.7601 0.01462 2997 1406 904 687
17 Enough about your problems; let's talk about me. 1.7558 0.02341 999 425 393 181
18 After you’re done with that I need help with my computer. 1.7464 0.01436 2674 1162 1028 484
19 Why don't you just wait for them to flatten the curve? 1.7443 0.02050 1435 663 476 296
20 Did you know that there is a freight elevator around back? 1.7418 0.01275 3617 1651 1249 717
21 I am also unattainable. 1.7404 0.00890 8389 4158 2251 1980
22 Is there a Missusyphus? 1.7358 0.01456 2801 1299 943 559
23 Actually I’m relieved. I thought your dating profile name was a reference to syphilis. 1.7289 0.01006 6492 3256 1741 1494
24 No, no, finish what you were doing. 1.7259 0.01470 2598 1183 944 471
25 That wasn’t exactly the rock I was hoping for... 1.7234 0.01638 2155 1003 745 407
26 You're doing that wrong. 1.7178 0.01614 2466 1238 686 542
27 Mine is that I have to go on endless online dates. 1.7163 0.01528 2397 1107 863 427
28 Paper! I win 1.7145 0.01702 2154 1067 635 452
29 I'm going to need you to take that all the way back down, then come back with your mask 1.7102 0.02252 1201 590 369 242
30 There's probably a very specific word in German for this situation. 1.7097 0.01635 2177 1041 727 409
31 This is what fixing our country will be like, Joe. So pace yourself. 1.7054 0.02256 1205 599 362 244
32 You don't have to do this forever, you know. That's only a myth. 1.7047 0.02811 701 328 252 121
33 Walter just valet the darn thing so we can start dinner. 1.7032 0.01078 5259 2617 1581 1057
34 I’ve got time for a good time, if you’ve got the inclination. 1.7027 0.01238 4342 2281 1067 992
35 Think of it as God's way of helping you understand women... 1.6977 0.01045 5773 2955 1608 1210
36 You just have to learn to let it go. 1.6944 0.01247 3681 1787 1230 663
37 Now imagine doing that for 10% less pay. 1.6926 0.01943 1503 728 509 266
38 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! 1.6916 0.00995 6359 3285 1748 1325
39 Whatever. It’s still not an excuse for being late. 1.6863 0.01976 1342 628 507 207
40 Why yes, I do date men trapped in pointless, self-destructive cycles. 1.6790 0.01346 3143 1561 1030 552
41 Dr. Fauci. So nice to see you again." 1.6790 0.01063 5778 3110 1411 1256
42 So...“the man, the myth and the legend” wasn’t just a catchy profile description. 1.6762 0.01674 1995 985 671 339
43 Your name wouldn't happen to be Fauci, would it? 1.6750 0.01509 2748 1451 739 558
44 So, where do you see yourself in 500 years 1.6677 0.01869 1643 835 519 289
45 Do you struggle endlessly through here often? 1.6663 0.01091 5056 2643 1453 958
46 Oh,god...not another aging rock star. 1.6655 0.01843 1719 885 524 310
47 Have you ever tried publishing New Yorker captions? Basically the same thing 1.6624 0.01154 4974 2769 1115 1090
48 I think I liked it more at the bottom. 1.6539 0.01363 2866 1430 998 438
49 Again, backwards and in heels and then I'll be impressed. 1.6477 0.01262 3665 1943 1070 652
50 So, a rolling stone gathers momentum, huh? 1.6350 0.01394 3436 2002 684 749
51 But can you KEEP it up? 1.6328 0.01377 3126 1718 841 567
52 That's one hell of a dung ball. You must be from Washington D.C. 1.6299 0.01394 3626 2197 574 855
53 I don’t think you’re fully comprehending the gravity of the situation. 1.6142 0.02221 1081 577 344 160
54 I seem to be between a rock and a hard drink. 1.6136 0.01416 2844 1570 796 472
55 The invite said BYOB. Well this is awkward. 1.6112 0.01750 1726 922 553 251
56 Oh please. I've already done it backwards and in heels. 1.6111 0.01508 2592 1463 672 456
57 Sisyphus, is that like a nickname or what? 1.6064 0.01564 2449 1404 601 438
58 I know you’ve got your hands full, but can you bring me another round on your way back? Thanks. 1.6062 0.01507 2509 1400 689 413
59 When you're done, I'd like to see a menu please. 1.6053 0.01500 2465 1367 706 392
60 Honestly, I’m not worth the effort. 1.6033 0.01609 2352 1366 549 432
61 Your profile said you owned a scenic Boulder getaway... 1.6026 0.01628 2310 1347 528 427
62 Sorry, I said hold the rocks. 1.6000 0.01635 2220 1280 548 392
63 Nice try, but I was expecting a diamond. 1.5994 0.01658 2194 1277 519 397
64 Oh thank goodness I thought you said syphilis 1.5990 0.01655 2202 1282 521 399
65 It must be one hell of a scotch. 1.5976 0.01816 2125 1344 292 489
66 Come on. One drink. What's the worst that could happen? 1.5946 0.02808 624 331 215 78
67 No, the gods are okay with me. This is just exercise. 1.5918 0.01756 1918 1118 465 334
68 Well, at least you don't have to try to push it through a glass ceiling. 1.5910 0.01780 1763 1000 484 279
69 Yeah, kinda like marriage. 1.5866 0.01846 1766 1045 402 317
70 I’m having a sensation of déjà vu.” 1.5860 0.01858 1744 1030 395 313
71 I love a man with balls. 1.5844 0.01945 1701 1050 309 342
72 When I ordered a rolling rock, that isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.5826 0.01936 1617 968 356 293
73 So, do you come here ad infinitum? 1.5826 0.01855 1605 918 439 248
74 You busy? 1.5823 0.01874 1652 966 406 278
75 ... “while you’re at it dear, do you mind retrieving my purse from the car?” 1.5820 0.01944 1629 979 341 301
76 Oh, not quite. I meant a shoulder to lean on, not boulder. 1.5801 0.01957 1591 959 338 291
77 Oh I’ve met your brother Syphilis 1.5798 0.02010 1604 997 282 324
78 To be frank, you’re not the sort of high roller I had in mind. 1.5794 0.05177 214 125 54 35
79 You do know this is the definition of insanity, right? 1.5777 0.01898 1461 823 432 206
80 Sisyphus? No, sorry I don’t have a reservation under that name. Can you try again on your way back down? 1.5724 0.02097 1429 885 270 274
81 Impressive, but I’ve stopped having drinks with guys from the Paleolithic period. 1.5709 0.02117 1389 858 269 262
82 Infatuation,disillusionment,inevitable rejection. I'll stick with my rock,thanks. 1.5706 0.02140 1381 860 254 267
83 At least you still have a job. 1.5697 0.01980 1234 678 409 147
84 You know you're just a metaphor, right? 1.5686 0.02324 955 541 285 129
85 They've rewritten the myth...you don't get anywhere near the top now. 1.5678 0.02173 1328 827 248 253
86 Cheer up, the other guy is getting his liver chewed out by an eagle! 1.5677 0.03884 347 198 101 48
87 Whew ! Thank God I thought your Tinder profile said Syphilis... 1.5645 0.02143 1279 775 286 218
88 No offense, but the boulder looked a lot larger on your profile. 1.5643 0.02052 1260 727 353 179
89 It's the journey, not the destination, eh? 1.5641 0.02107 1108 619 353 136
90 ‘Impressive stuff. Not too many men can get it up at your age’. 1.5640 0.02092 1243 727 331 185
91 I see the Fates finally caught up with you, Donald. 1.5626 0.02156 1230 738 292 200
92 I said ROCKS, not ROCK!!! 1.5624 0.02256 1241 780 217 239
93 Maybe one of these times you'll stop and smell the rosé. 1.5623 0.02232 1236 764 237 226
94 Dinner and an eternal show 1.5611 0.02260 1219 761 226 228
95 I see you also enjoy futile endeavors 1.5608 0.02019 1168 647 387 134
96 You though there was opportunity for advancement when you applied for this job ??? 1.5605 0.02296 1215 773 203 239
97 I feel the same way about every guy I meet at the bar. 1.5584 0.02352 1164 743 187 231
98 I said bolder, not boulder 1.5582 0.02047 1177 665 367 145
99 Please let it roll down the other side. 1.5580 0.02321 1172 740 204 224
100 The drinks are strong, the clientele are hip, but the whole 'primitive rustic vibe' is a bit much. 1.5580 0.02342 1172 749 190 232
101 Cry me a river, buddy. I’ve been here since 1957 in a girdle and dress two sizes too small. 1.5580 0.02231 1061 618 294 149
102 After a couple of drinks, I get 'boulder' too! 1.5575 0.02321 1148 721 214 213
103 I know how you feel, I'm a liberal. 1.5569 0.02120 1124 643 336 145
104 I said, grow a PAIR! 1.5559 0.02439 1110 719 154 228
105 TGIF, am I right? 1.5555 0.02328 1109 686 223 196
106 This isn't tedious, ma'am. I used to fact check Donald Trump's claims. 1.5554 0.03082 614 376 135 103
107 It's just gonna go down-hill from here, honey. 1.5549 0.02121 1121 643 334 144
108 Is that my skirt? 1.5541 0.02452 1099 716 155 226
109 Well, hello again! 1.5527 0.02201 1073 626 301 146
110 Tired of your dead-end job? Let me tell you about Vertical Marketing Systems. 1.5526 0.02428 1084 697 175 212
111 Look at it as a form of meditation. 1.5524 0.02449 1059 676 175 205
112 Been there. 1.5524 0.02335 1088 672 225 188
113 Well, these nuts aren’t gonna crack themselves. 1.5523 0.02426 1081 694 177 210
114 So I have been in limbo for awhile .... what about you? 1.5515 0.02423 1059 673 188 198
115 That's so funny—I'm FROM Boulder. 1.5509 0.02350 913 527 269 117
116 I'm not sure I can live with a man who has this much baggage. 1.5500 0.03196 480 274 148 58
117 Don’t roll with it. 1.5497 0.02514 1046 687 143 216
118 Hey handsome. Wanna rock and roll? 1.5497 0.02532 1037 683 138 216
119 That's funny....Zeus condemned me to an eternity of happy hours 1.5495 0.02263 1030 608 278 144
120 Dr. Fauci, is that you? 1.5492 0.02330 1027 622 246 159
121 Oh yeah? Well just try unsubscribing from Amazon Prime. 1.5485 0.02336 959 565 262 132
122 FYI on the rocks doesn't mean what to used to. 1.5485 0.02504 1021 661 160 200
123 That's nothing. I lived through 2020. 1.5472 0.02273 1007 593 277 137
124 How do you like this new-normal gym? 1.5470 0.02546 1000 652 146 200
125 Did you know we all take a drink every time it rolls down the hill? 1.5467 0.02393 986 603 227 156
126 A Scot on the rock? 1.5455 0.02611 979 650 123 205
127 I said rocks - plural. 1.5444 0.02578 968 627 145 190
128 Deja vous all over again. 1.5441 0.02580 963 625 146 189
129 I’m waiting for Godot. 1.5436 0.02446 918 557 223 138
130 I'm way easier. 1.5436 0.02319 964 570 264 130
131 Up a little further. More... more... no. Down some. Too far. Up a little. 1.5429 0.02392 945 570 237 138
132 What's 'bring your child to work day' like? 1.5429 0.02582 945 608 152 180
133 I was cursed to drink a bottomless glass of the same cocktail for eternity, you must have really pissed them off!” 1.5428 0.02439 947 582 216 149
134 I told you to leave it at coat check. 1.5425 0.02588 942 609 149 180
135 Hang in there. We think he’ll be impeached any day now. 1.5418 0.02572 921 588 167 166
136 I'm sorry, but after my second child I learned that I can't really push anything without problematic consequences. 1.5418 0.02659 945 628 116 198
137 ...and every time I get to the bottom of the glass, it just fills right back up again. 1.5418 0.02369 945 566 246 133
138 I was really hoping to see Dionysus tonight. 1.5417 0.02530 936 593 179 164
139 When you said you'd get me the biggest rock I'd ever seen, you weren't kidding. 1.5406 0.02373 923 549 249 125
140 Yes, it's a big rock. But it's not what I meant. 1.5404 0.02400 929 560 236 133
141 Okay, fine, l’ll let you buy me a drink. 1.5403 0.02570 918 586 168 164
142 You think that's futile - try hanging out at this bar. 1.5403 0.02439 931 575 211 145
143 Whose face did you say you were carving up there on Rushmore? 1.5397 0.02712 906 605 111 189
144 Found my snowball in hell! 1.5389 0.02653 900 587 137 173
145 Every time I almost finish my drink, it just fills back up! What happens to you? 1.5385 0.02515 884 545 202 137
146 Got to stay in shape somehow 1.5380 0.02673 894 587 133 174
147 I come here to relax. What about you? 1.5379 0.02632 885 569 154 161
148 That's impressive, but can you part the Red Sea? 1.5373 0.02637 897 583 146 168
149 You think that's futile? Try online dating. 1.5346 0.02416 853 503 244 106
150 And as he passed the beautiful woman alone at the bar again, he thought to himself, ‘One of these days, I’ll work up the courage to stop and say hello.’ 1.5342 0.02584 863 542 178 141
151 Well, my last boyfriend flew too close to the sun. 1.5340 0.02458 852 510 229 113
152 My husband can't get it up either. 1.5330 0.02552 833 511 200 122
153 The correct answer was 'Neat'" 1.5324 0.02848 834 568 88 178
154 Told you,the earth was flat and the sun revolved around it. 1.5321 0.02853 825 560 91 174
155 Gravity is my worst enemy, too. 1.5319 0.02486 816 486 226 104
156 Sorry I'm late. The trip over here was a lot further than I thought. 1.5316 0.02846 822 555 95 171
157 Care to join me when your shift is done, Sisyphus? 1.5316 0.02772 824 544 122 158
158 See me when you're ball's dropped! 1.5315 0.02840 826 556 95 172
159 No I said I like THE rolling stones 1.5312 0.02439 832 492 238 102
160 Betcha won't mansplain to VP Harris, next time. 1.5311 0.02750 804 521 139 144
161 You might want to check your feet. You just walked through a lot of broken glass. 1.5304 0.02884 807 549 88 169
162 Why do I always fall for the ones with baggage? 1.5291 0.02471 807 478 231 98
163 I prefer a bottomless martini. 1.5290 0.02830 811 542 105 162
164 Rejected Music Video Concept #478: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill 1.5289 0.02883 813 554 84 173
165 A highball in a Collins glass, Nico! 1.5285 0.02927 789 539 81 168
166 Keep pushing! You're almost there. 1.5280 0.02852 786 523 109 152
167 What a relief, I thought you said you had syphilis. 1.5275 0.02672 783 491 171 121
168 My papa was a rollin' stone. 1.5271 0.02738 793 514 141 138
169 I thought you were just a myth. 1.5269 0.02753 780 502 145 133
170 The water looks fine but I don't see the ice I ordered. 1.5261 0.02928 785 538 81 166
171 The real reason Sisyphus never reached the summit. 1.5253 0.02673 771 482 173 116
172 Which finishing school did you say you went to? 1.5248 0.02988 766 530 70 166
173 Real Housewives of the Stone Age 1.5242 0.02922 763 514 94 153
174 The next round is on me. 1.5241 0.02772 767 495 142 130
175 Sorry, I'm actually looking for someone who will move mountains, not boulders. 1.5235 0.02555 745 443 214 88
176 Maskers vs. Anti-Maskers - one is definitely carrying the burden more than the other 1.5234 0.03002 749 512 74 159
177 Maybe next time. 1.5231 0.02807 757 492 134 131
178 Hey, if you want a change of pace, try first dates in New York. It's about the same. 1.5231 0.02868 759 504 113 142
179 contest # 720. Honey, you make our struggle look so easy I should toast our efforts, someday. 1.5231 0.02990 759 527 68 164
180 I'll be here tomorrow, Sisyphus. 1.5227 0.02890 750 499 110 141
181 I hear those hand carved ice balls are to die for! 1.5225 0.02956 754 510 85 154
182 Don't slip. 1.5223 0.02912 739 490 108 139
183 Good news Sisyphus! You are considered "essential" so you can keep working. 1.5219 0.02776 730 463 153 114
184 'I'd love a Vodka on the rock when you have a chance.' 1.5217 0.02851 736 480 128 128
185 Yes, we have your reservation, but we’d not expected you'd be stoned! 1.5216 0.02927 740 496 102 142
186 You think pushing that rock up a hill every day for the rest of your life just to see it roll back down is tough? Try meeting a guy here who isn't a jerk. 1.5199 0.02843 727 479 121 127
187 Didn't I see you here yesterday? 1.5197 0.02636 712 429 196 87
188 You need to learn when to let go. 1.5196 0.02595 716 427 206 83
189 Why won't Tantalus ever have a drink with me? 1.5195 0.02987 718 480 92 140
190 Encore!" 1.5190 0.02997 711 478 92 138
191 Oh you know, same old same old. How about you? 1.5183 0.02671 710 433 186 91
192 Your profile said "Persistent in the Face of Hopelessness," and I thought, That's my soulmate. 1.5183 0.02581 710 421 210 79
193 I see you. Slippery slope. Gym closed. Barber furloughed. One day, one way or another , we'll all get high. 1.5176 0.02941 711 475 105 131
194 Greek - comes with rolls. 1.5163 0.03129 676 466 71 139
195 Biden??? 1.5159 0.03029 694 470 90 134
196 You again? 1.5158 0.02603 696 414 205 77
197 It feels like I've been waiting an eternity for you to buy me a drink. 1.5152 0.02920 689 449 123 116
198 Big deal, I'm condemned to a life of eternal dating. 1.5152 0.02710 689 422 179 88
199 Don't complain, when I had that job it was a cube. 1.5146 0.02869 616 378 159 79
200 I know you've been trying to impress me for years, but this is ridiculous! 1.5146 0.03002 686 457 100 126
201 Is this what 2020 looks like? 1.5142 0.02708 671 407 183 81
202 I guess I’ll get drunk while you get stoned 1.5140 0.03768 358 220 92 46
203 The best part of eternity is that it's always 5 o'clock. 1.5138 0.02802 654 404 164 86
204 So how long have you been a White House advisor? 1.5136 0.02843 664 418 151 95
205 A homeless! Call the cops! 1.5124 0.03195 646 447 67 132
206 It's paper maché, don't tell the boss! 1.5122 0.02827 654 408 157 89
207 How about coming to my place? It's just a stone's throw away. 1.5121 0.02733 660 402 178 80
208 Sisyphus began to wonder if he was in his own eternal hell ..or his ex wife’s personal heaven 1.5116 0.02827 649 404 158 87
209 No worries. My last date was literally having his liver eaten by an eagle. 1.5115 0.02906 655 419 137 99
210 You should consider working remotely 1.5109 0.03156 458 271 140 47
211 When you’re done, I’m all yours. 1.5102 0.02771 637 388 173 76
212 You got a light? 1.5094 0.02845 636 396 156 84
213 Ha! And I thought you were just a myth! 1.5094 0.03040 640 422 107 109
214 No, I asked for "on the rocks." 1.5071 0.02827 631 391 160 80
215 Chasing Happiness 1.5071 0.03178 637 439 73 125
216 Sorry Honey. I met someone else named Atlas. He makes me feel like I'm on top of the world. 1.5065 0.02807 618 378 167 73
217 Again? 1.5057 0.02850 611 377 159 75
218 It'll go away, eventually. 1.5050 0.03226 606 415 76 115
219 Sorry. You seem nice, but I'm meeting another myth. 1.5042 0.02788 601 363 173 65
220 Still working for the New Yorker I see. 1.5041 0.02918 605 380 145 80
221 Karma’s a bitch, huh? 1.5041 0.02935 613 389 139 85
222 No, ma'am. This still beats being married. 1.5035 0.03343 429 262 118 49
223 I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for "old fashioned, on the rocks"! 1.5034 0.02904 596 371 150 75
224 Really???? Why bother? 1.5034 0.03199 596 402 86 107
225 I asked for two ice cubes. 1.5034 0.03146 596 397 98 101
226 Is your name Sisyphus or are you just looking for an excuse to check me out again? 1.5025 0.03094 591 387 111 93
227 I’m a lot easier than that... 1.5025 0.03078 595 389 113 93
228 Yeah.. Wait till you meet my mother. 1.5025 0.03204 601 409 82 110
229 Are you glad do see me, or is that an infinitely recursive task in your pocket? 1.5017 0.03252 582 396 80 106
230 On your way back down, can you bring me some hand sanitizer? 1.5017 0.03179 586 392 94 100
231 You know there's an app for that, right? 1.5008 0.02799 589 356 171 62
232 What a relief. I thought you texted syphilis. 1.5000 0.03059 576 371 122 83
233 Until you've been a 45 year old woman online dating for 4 years, I have no sympathy for you. 1.5000 0.02876 576 353 158 65
234 Whenever your hands are free I'd like a refill. 1.5000 0.02908 576 356 152 68
235 No not that boulder, the other one. 1.4991 0.03054 575 370 123 82
236 You’re doing it wrong 1.4991 0.02986 569 358 138 73
237 You were the one who wanted to move it. I was fine with it where it was. 1.4991 0.02900 561 343 156 62
238 You call that a pick up line? Try again. 1.4982 0.03297 568 389 75 104
239 Take it to the delivery entrance , please. 1.4982 0.03220 568 381 90 96
240 mole hill much? 1.4982 0.03426 568 401 47 118
241 So where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4982 0.02966 558 347 144 67
242 You know they have a valet, right? 1.4964 0.02999 558 351 137 70
243 Hey Moses, you’re a bit early with rolling away the stone... Maybe grab a couple of tablets instead? 1.4964 0.03439 558 394 49 114
244 Would a text letting me know you're running late have killed you? 1.4964 0.02976 550 342 143 65
245 I knew you'd be back. 1.4955 0.02941 559 347 147 65
246 That's nothing. I'm pushing 50. 1.4955 0.02962 559 349 143 67
247 Have you considered working remotely? 1.4935 0.03027 535 335 136 64
248 And when you're done with that you can pass the Equal Rights Amendment. 1.4926 0.03131 542 351 115 76
249 I have to sit here forever drinking Manhattans and waiting for a man who's never going to come. What are you doing? 1.4925 0.03023 536 336 136 64
250 Well, well, Sisyphus! You're finding out that when you grow old, your beard gets longer, the hills get steeper, and your balls...er..ah...ya see what I mean.... 1.4925 0.03371 532 364 74 94
251 Punished by the gods you say? If you're my blind date, that makes two of us 1.4925 0.03140 530 341 117 72
252 Don't worry. Lots of guys have trouble getting it up. 1.4904 0.03043 520 325 135 60
253 When your profile said you were in to “rolling stones” I thought you meant the band. 1.4904 0.03019 520 323 139 58
254 So, you're in AA during quarantine, eh? 1.4904 0.03411 520 357 71 92
255 Wow! I never met anybody named Sisyphus before. You think I could take a quick selfie with your rock for my Facebook page? 1.4894 0.03384 521 355 74 90
256 Not quite the rock 'n roll evening I had in mind for our first date 1.4893 0.03415 515 353 72 90
257 Drop by for a drink when your job is over ! 1.4893 0.03426 515 354 70 91
258 The more I see you the less I yearn for a purpose driven life 1.4883 0.02969 514 315 147 52
259 Work hard, play hard? 1.4882 0.03362 510 344 83 83
260 You'd look younger if you smiled 1.4882 0.03100 510 322 127 61
261 Your hell or mine? 1.4880 0.03168 498 317 119 62
262 Oh, you think the gods were rough on you? They promised me eternity with a Rolling Stone legend. 1.4880 0.03194 498 319 115 64
263 What don't you get about "No shirt. No socks. No service?" 1.4873 0.03193 511 331 111 69
264 I gave up 1.4871 0.03446 505 347 70 88
265 I've heard about the myth...but I want to hear about the man. 1.4871 0.03106 503 317 127 59
266 You're real late! Paper & Scissors went up hours ago! 1.4858 0.03213 494 318 112 64
267 How about a vodka on the rock? 1.4850 0.03420 499 340 76 83
268 This is from the gentleman at the bottom of the mountain. 1.4849 0.03223 497 322 109 66
269 Let me tell ya...it all goes downhill from here. 1.4848 0.03140 493 312 123 58
270 Me? I’m eternally stood up.” 1.4847 0.03083 491 306 132 53
271 Same time tomorrow? 1.4837 0.02996 492 301 144 47
272 Must be great to be an essential worker! 1.4837 0.03158 492 313 120 59
273 Hey, ever see Groundhog Day? 1.4837 0.03051 492 305 136 51
274 Is that Zoombalates? Peloyoga? Or what? 1.4836 0.03468 488 334 72 82
275 Your fly's open. 1.4833 0.03294 478 311 103 64
276 You know the definition of insanity, right? 1.4824 0.03134 483 304 125 54
277 Be careful. Sisyphus is just ahead of you. 1.4819 0.03159 469 294 124 51
278 Wait till you reach 2020. 1.4817 0.03237 465 296 114 55
279 AT SISIPHUS BAR: WHERE ON THE ROCK MEANS ON THE ROCK! 1.4813 0.03490 482 331 70 81
280 Romancing the Stone? 1.4806 0.03019 464 281 143 40
281 I like a man who’s not afraid of commitment. 1.4802 0.03002 481 294 143 44
282 Don’t be hard on yourself, lots of men can’t get it up 1.4800 0.03186 475 302 118 55
283 That's not the kind of rock I meant. Try again 1.4797 0.03202 469 298 117 54
284 'If you want eternal punishment, try the dating scene.' 1.4797 0.03130 469 293 127 49
285 Try doing it in these heels and for half the pay. 1.4770 0.03264 457 293 110 54
286 Hello, big boy. Play your cards right, and I could be the Miss of Sisyphus. 1.4760 0.03499 458 311 76 71
287 I'm sorry, deliveries go round the back. 1.4759 0.03356 456 299 97 60
288 I like a man who can shoulder some responsibility. 1.4747 0.03226 396 240 124 32
289 Perhaps you should wait until we flatten the curve. 1.4742 0.03268 445 284 111 50
290 Thanks, but when I said I wanted a rock, that wasn't it. 1.4726 0.03177 438 273 123 42
291 If you see Prometheus up there, tell him he still lights my fire. 1.4726 0.03060 438 266 137 35
292 Whew! I thought you said Syphilis 1.4715 0.03155 439 273 125 41
293 Oh, for crying out loud, Sisyphus. On the rocks is just an expression! 1.4711 0.03490 433 289 84 60
294 You think that's hard? Try giving birth to a 10 pound baby. 1.4710 0.03230 431 271 117 43
295 No. I didn't ask for a drink 'on the rocks'. 1.4699 0.03632 432 298 65 69
296 Paper? Scissors? 1.4696 0.03330 428 275 105 48
297 You are more impressive than my last boyfriend! 1.4695 0.03657 426 294 64 68
298 I knew you'll be late. 1.4695 0.03657 426 293 64 68
299 That reminds me, make my next one on the rocks. 1.4683 0.06140 126 81 31 14
300 Try doing it backwards and in high heels. 1.4679 0.03403 421 274 97 50
301 It's just a myth, dude. Let it go. 1.4679 0.03268 421 266 113 42
302 Your persistence is wearing me down. 1.4678 0.03595 419 284 74 61
303 Hey there, come here often? 1.4660 0.03354 412 264 104 44
304 It's called an Eternal Damnation, two ounces of gin, a twist of fate, and no finish. 1.4659 0.03313 410 260 109 41
305 I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but you really should be lifting with your legs 1.4655 0.03244 406 253 117 36
306 So sorry I'm running late babe, I just have to do , like , 1 more thing 1.4651 0.03266 415 262 113 40
307 It seems like an eternity to me too 1.4642 0.03173 405 249 124 32
308 It’s eternity somewhere.” 1.4642 0.03414 405 262 98 45
309 These new ballots are the worst. 1.4632 0.03413 408 265 97 46
310 New Zealand enjoys a cocktail while the US takes the Sisyphus approach to battling COVID. 1.4623 0.03458 398 259 94 45
311 So what brings you here? 1.4621 0.03407 409 266 97 46
312 No shirt, no shoes, no tippy-top for you! 1.4615 0.03818 403 285 50 68
313 Yes! Keep it right there. That’s the perfect background for my Zoom call. 1.4613 0.03493 401 264 89 48
314 Sure, you can join me when you're done, but I'm not going to wait for ever. 1.4608 0.03306 395 249 110 36
315 Oh look, another person with a metaphor for 2020 1.4608 0.03586 395 264 80 51
316 You'll find me equally challenging. 1.4599 0.03414 387 248 100 39
317 It's still easier than doing it backwards and in high heels. 1.4596 0.03452 396 258 94 44
318 You look like someone with a steady job. 1.4591 0.03334 403 258 105 40
319 "Good luck trying to valet park that thing." 1.4588 0.03760 388 268 62 58
320 Try this. I think I can, I think I can... 1.4583 0.03333 384 242 108 34
321 At least you have a job. 1.4583 0.03312 384 241 110 33
322 That’s the last time I mention “paleo” in my dating profile. 1.4582 0.03541 371 241 90 40
323 Hey! How’s it goin’? 1.4581 0.03770 382 263 63 56
324 Yeah? Try doing it in heels. 1.4581 0.03525 382 250 89 43
325 You were supposed to do it remotely. 1.4571 0.03692 385 262 70 53
326 Seriously? First the Paleolithic diet and now the Sisyphean exercise Program? 1.4565 0.03661 379 255 75 49
327 Am I looking at the man or the myth? 1.4562 0.03355 377 238 106 33
328 I love a man who just won’t quit. 1.4560 0.03260 375 232 115 28
329 No mask ? 1.4550 0.03390 378 241 102 35
330 „Since your work seems to take forever, I went ahead and opened the wine...“ 1.4543 0.03386 372 236 103 33
331 Sorry, I'm looking for a man who can start fire. 1.4538 0.03643 368 245 79 44
332 Sorry, you need a mask to go the rest of the way. 1.4538 0.03643 368 245 79 44
333 You wouldn't believe the day I had. 1.4538 0.03412 368 234 101 33
334 It’s hard, pointless work, sure, but I’m envious of the job security you have. 1.4538 0.03561 368 241 87 40
335 Do you get what 'proletariat' means now? 1.4536 0.03876 366 255 56 55
336 So, your're clearly married 1.4533 0.03693 364 244 75 45
337 And I thought being single and over forty was the only futile endeavor in this town. 1.4526 0.03339 369 232 107 30
338 Nobody told you they fixed the elevator? 1.4521 0.03496 365 236 93 36
339 No shirt, no shoes, no mask. Sorry, you can't go any further. 1.4518 0.03679 363 243 76 44
340 Are you an essential worker? Or are you a member of Congress? 1.4518 0.03575 363 238 86 39
341 As if pushing a rock uphill forever wasn’t bad enough, they had to add temptation every 100 feet ... 1.4515 0.03458 361 231 97 33
342 So are you a high rolĺer? 1.4513 0.03625 359 237 82 40
343 I assume you come here often? 1.4510 0.03440 357 227 99 31
344 My eternal punishment is listening to you say 'come here often?' every time you come by. 1.4510 0.03530 357 231 91 35
345 Sentenced to an eternity of futility, too, eh? So where'd you go to law school? 1.4510 0.03640 357 236 81 40
346 Finally! A man who doesn't have commitment issues. 1.4503 0.03338 362 227 107 28
347 look man I got problems too, this glass keeps filling, and I don't even like pinot 1.4497 0.03410 358 227 101 30
348 Me? My punishment is to carry the conversation 1.4496 0.03603 347 226 86 35
349 You do know there’s an app for that, right? 1.4494 0.03423 356 226 100 30
350 I can relate. 1.4493 0.03559 365 240 86 39
351 No, I said you needed a bolder pickup line 1.4492 0.03483 354 227 95 32
352 You have GOT TO see Groundhog Day! 1.4492 0.03684 354 236 77 41
353 When I read on your profile that your occupation was "Rock and Roll," I wasn't expecting this. 1.4489 0.03520 352 227 92 33
354 Your gym closed too? 1.4470 0.03587 349 228 86 35
355 I’d love to, but I’m fighting an uphill battle 1.4469 0.03409 358 228 100 30
356 I'll have another when you get a chance. 1.4467 0.03693 347 231 77 39
357 Didn't I see you here last Friday? 1.4467 0.03648 347 229 81 37
358 I'd offer you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full. 1.4464 0.03376 345 216 104 25
359 It's happy hour, Sisyphus. Give it a rest. 1.4454 0.03517 339 217 93 29
360 ...so, I see you're a big Stones fan too! 1.4451 0.03632 346 228 82 36
361 I'm sort of stuck in a dead-end job myself. 1.4451 0.03393 346 218 102 26
362 The Gods Condemned Me to Eternal Cocktail Hour 1.4451 0.03609 346 227 84 35
363 Don't forget, my friend. It's all about the journey, not the destination. 1.4444 0.03519 342 220 92 30
364 You know...just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should. 1.4444 0.03510 333 212 94 27
365 I don't know which is more pointless, you rolling that ball or me sitting here expecting to meet someone. 1.4441 0.03534 340 219 91 30
366 See you tomorrow! 1.4438 0.03423 338 213 100 25
367 Can you believe this used to be a punishment? It's now one of our most popular fitness routines. 1.4438 0.03573 338 219 88 31
368 Shoot, there’s my crush 1.4438 0.04142 338 244 38 56
369 That's the wrong one. 1.4425 0.03893 339 234 60 45
370 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you perpetually struggle into mine. 1.4414 0.03758 333 223 73 37
371 So where do you imagine yourself in five years? 1.4414 0.03782 333 224 71 38
372 You know there's an elevator, right? 1.4414 0.03635 333 218 83 32
373 Of all the cocktail bars on all the mountains in Hell... 1.4411 0.03676 331 218 80 33
374 Just wait till you hit the Keystone leak! 1.4411 0.04077 331 235 46 50
375 You think that's hard? Try carrying your mother-in-law's expectations. 1.4411 0.03725 331 220 76 35
376 I'm impressed. Now come and have a drink 1.4407 0.03840 329 223 67 39
377 You know, that would be easier if you started at the top. 1.4407 0.03815 329 222 69 38
378 Mick? Mick Jagger? Still tied to that contract I see.... 1.4407 0.04005 329 230 53 46
379 Actually, it's my first time here. What about you? 1.4398 0.03617 332 217 84 31
380 After this, it's the national debt. 1.4398 0.03692 332 220 78 34
381 So, I’ll see you later? 1.4396 0.03715 323 213 78 32
382 The Wise Men Restroom is on the second peak to the left 1.4390 0.04014 328 230 52 46
383 Sure, go ahead. How long could it take? 1.4379 0.03697 322 212 79 31
384 There's a mosquito on your nose. 1.4379 0.03564 322 207 89 26
385 2020. Am I right? 1.4375 0.03826 304 201 73 30
386 When I said I will say “yes” to a bigger rock, that’s not what I had in mind 1.4371 0.03539 318 203 91 24
387 What time do you get off? 1.4365 0.03635 323 211 83 29
388 I think Zeus putting me here enjoying a cool drink is a nice touch, don't you think? 1.4365 0.03555 323 208 89 26
389 You call that punishment? You should try this unoaked Chardonnay. 1.4365 0.03714 323 214 77 32
390 Sure, it's impressive, but can you do it backwards and in heels? 1.4365 0.03727 323 217 72 34
391 You’re early tonight. 1.4363 0.03570 314 201 89 24
392 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you roll into mine 1.4353 0.03656 317 207 82 28
393 Stop by the Sisyphean Bar on your way back down. I sing “Climb Every Mountain” every hour, up until midnight. 1.4353 0.04167 317 227 42 48
394 But is it fulfilling? 1.4352 0.03653 324 213 81 30
395 Yes, for the millionth time, I do come here often. 1.4349 0.03727 315 208 77 30
396 Eventually, you'll realize that it will just keep rolling back down and it's better to just sit back, have a glass, and accept it. 1.4349 0.03700 315 207 79 29
397 'That's' the key to the restroom? 1.4349 0.03938 315 216 61 38
398 Did someone order a Rolling Rock? 1.4349 0.03727 315 208 77 30
399 Come here often? 1.4345 0.03905 313 213 64 36
400 I’m guessing now would be a bad time to ask for an ice water. 1.4345 0.03576 313 201 88 24
401 Next time up can you bring a couple of olives? 1.4345 0.03825 313 210 70 33
402 Why don't you stop for a drink on your way down the hill. 1.4345 0.04109 313 221 48 44
403 The President can see you now Dr. Faucci. 1.4345 0.03931 313 214 62 37
404 Try it in heels. 1.4345 0.03744 313 207 76 30
405 That's not what I meant when I said, "On the rocks." 1.4331 0.03596 314 203 86 25
406 the rock looked so much bigger in your profile pic. 1.4323 0.03685 310 203 80 27
407 No thanks, I prefer it straight up, not on the rocks. 1.4317 0.03698 315 208 78 29
408 I suppose we’re both condemned to grueling tasks predestined for failure — I’m dating in my forties. 1.4314 0.03776 306 203 74 29
409 I feel like this isn't going anywhere 1.4314 0.03804 306 204 72 30
410 Cry me a river, John. I’m home schooling three teenagers! 1.4309 0.03736 304 200 77 27
411 You’re becoming a regular. 1.4309 0.03648 304 197 83 24
412 Yeah...tell me about almost reaching the top, time, after time, after time. 1.4309 0.03934 304 207 63 34
413 You know they have an app for that. 1.4295 0.03868 305 206 67 32
414 That’s sweet, but I meant a big rock for my finger! 1.4295 0.04291 305 222 35 48
415 Yeah, I've been there. Trust me, there's no percentage in it. 1.4295 0.04138 305 216 47 42
416 I like a man who knows where he's headed. 1.4295 0.03885 312 213 64 35
417 Helena Handbasket. What's yours? 1.4286 0.03731 301 198 77 26
418 Like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4276 0.04041 304 212 54 38
419 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.4276 0.03826 297 198 71 28
420 For the millionth time, I'm not interested. 1.4276 0.03943 297 202 63 32
421 why aren't you wearing a mask? 1.4271 0.04049 295 204 56 35
422 I know I have seen you here before, right? 1.4271 0.03691 295 192 80 23
423 Another day on the Hill. 1.4271 0.03844 295 197 70 28
424 Do you think Zeus would let Sisyphus stop to join me in a drink? John McNary, Aliso Viejo, California 1.4271 0.04430 295 218 28 49
425 Oh, you'll love this place. I've been coming here forever. 1.4271 0.03753 295 194 76 25
426 Try it backwards and in heels." 1.4271 0.03874 295 198 68 29
427 Same place and time tomorrow 1.4271 0.03723 295 193 78 24
428 I identify as female. 1.4271 0.04324 295 214 36 45
429 Watching a man work hard on a task he can't achieve makes me think of my ex-husband in counseling. 1.4266 0.03993 286 194 62 30
430 I think my version of "on the rocks" is much better. 1.4252 0.03761 294 194 75 25
431 So, what's an allegory like you doing in a place like this? 1.4247 0.03841 292 195 70 27
432 Say, haven't I seen you before? 1.4236 0.03719 288 188 78 22
433 I'll bet you come here often . 1.4231 0.03991 286 195 61 30
434 ...then I told him I never wanted to see him again... I'm sorry, I've been talking this whole time. What do you do? 1.4231 0.03866 286 191 69 26
435 Let it go man, just let it go... 1.4231 0.03802 286 189 73 24
436 Looks like Covid closed your gym too. 1.4231 0.03704 286 186 79 21
437 Oh, same old, same old, how about you...? 1.4231 0.03897 286 192 67 27
438 Um, shirt and shoes are required at The Summit. 1.4231 0.04021 286 196 59 31
439 Do you perform unnecessary metaphors here often? 1.4231 0.03802 286 189 73 24
440 I heard the last guy shrugged. 1.4231 0.03929 286 193 65 28
441 Do you come here often? 1.4220 0.04000 282 192 61 29
442 Why don’t you drop what you are doing and join me for a cocktail 1.4220 0.03705 282 183 79 20
443 You can stop now. You’ve already become a metaphor. 1.4220 0.03904 282 189 67 26
444 Condemned to come here often? 1.4220 0.03872 282 188 69 25
445 You DO realize that it's just a myth. 1.4205 0.03957 283 192 63 28
446 I’ve seen bigger. 1.4190 0.03914 284 192 65 27
447 I'm a working mother with a couple of kids at home....That looks like fun. 1.4190 0.03850 284 190 69 25
448 You think it's bad now, I hear Hades is about to enforce a mask mandate. 1.4190 0.04279 284 204 41 39
449 You don't seem to grasp the concept of happy hour. 1.4190 0.03946 284 193 63 28
450 You’re at the halfway point and yes, I’m an hallucination. 1.4190 0.03818 284 189 71 24
451 Oh, your boulder looked bigger in the profile picture. 1.4190 0.03882 284 191 67 26
452 I can see you have your hands full but you’d look a lot cuter doing that if you smiled more. 1.4190 0.03882 284 191 67 26
453 Oh...no, sweetie. My profile said, “The BOLDER the better.” 1.4190 0.03946 284 193 63 28
454 Why do you always bring work to happy hour? 1.4190 0.04039 284 196 57 31
455 « So, where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? » 1.4190 0.03946 284 193 63 28
456 Looks like I'm not the only one getting smashed tonight. 1.4188 0.03852 277 184 70 23
457 Stop for a drink on your way back down. 1.4188 0.03985 277 188 62 27
458 That's easy, you should try dating after 40 1.4182 0.03767 275 180 75 20
459 Stop complaining! Egyptians used to push square blocks uphill! 1.4182 0.03973 275 186 63 26
460 Will I see you on the way down? 1.4176 0.03750 273 178 76 19
461 Mr. Camus says to just have fun with it. 1.4176 0.04190 273 191 50 32
462 Why don't you stop off on your way home from work. 1.4176 0.04254 273 193 46 34
463 „Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath and start again.“ 1.4176 0.04440 273 199 34 40
464 you know there’s an elevator on the other side, right? 1.4170 0.04048 271 185 59 27
465 Sorry buddy. I can see you've had a hard day, but no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.4164 0.03966 269 181 64 24
466 Me? My punishment is carrying the conversation 1.4164 0.04000 269 182 62 25
467 It's called a Sisyphus Sour - makes me feel happy and meaningless all at once. 1.4158 0.04027 279 192 58 29
468 Welcome to 2020. The ballot box is just ahead. 1.4154 0.04002 272 185 61 26
469 It looked bigger in the photo 1.4154 0.04002 272 185 61 26
470 On second thought, I liked it better on that other mountain 1.4139 0.04252 273 194 45 34
471 Yes...I do come here often... 1.4139 0.03853 273 182 69 22
472 You know there's an app for that. 1.4139 0.04057 273 187 57 28
473 Try leaning in. 1.4139 0.03853 273 182 69 22
474 You think that’s an uphill struggle? Try dating straight guys. 1.4139 0.03922 273 184 65 24
475 What's your credit score? 1.4139 0.04346 273 197 39 37
476 Oh Sisyphus, this is exactly what we needed after being quarantined. 1.4139 0.04468 273 201 31 41
477 You should have just taken the supplemental unemployment payments. 1.4135 0.03924 266 178 66 22
478 34,769,225! 1.4135 0.03959 266 179 64 23
479 James? Your photo looked different on the app. 1.4135 0.04336 266 190 42 34
480 Where is this going? 1.4135 0.03776 266 174 74 18
481 Yeah, that is a lot like dating in your thirties. 1.4129 0.03944 264 177 65 22
482 What ELSE can you do again and again and again?! 1.4129 0.03980 264 178 63 23
483 Do you pass this way very often? 1.4129 0.04052 264 180 59 25
484 You think that's endless? Try dating. 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
485 Have you stopped to think that perhaps fear of intimacy is the real boulder in your life? 1.4129 0.04327 264 188 43 33
486 See ya around five, as usual? 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
487 You think Sisyphus is a hard name to have? I'm Sis Phyllis. 1.4129 0.04522 264 194 31 39
488 You remind me of my first husband. He could never finish anything. 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
489 ...On the other hand, I think it looks better at the bottom of the hill. 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
490 Have you ever tried just letting go? 1.4129 0.03944 264 177 65 22
491 I’ve heard all sorts of songs about Papas who are “rolling stones”... it would be nice if someone could write one for the kids who have to push them around everywhere. 1.4129 0.04617 264 197 25 42
492 2020 1.4124 0.04239 274 195 45 34
493 I like a man with big balls. 1.4122 0.04180 262 182 52 28
494 Stop by on your way down, sailor! 1.4122 0.04351 262 187 42 33
495 Try letting the rock do the work 1.4122 0.04145 262 181 54 27
496 I dated Camus back in the days. He mentioned you a lot. 1.4122 0.04038 262 178 60 24
497 That looks great. Can I get one of those? 1.4115 0.04342 260 185 43 32
498 Here's to the sheer futility of it all. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
499 There's a forty minute wait to get on to the top. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
500 You used to be Atlas, right? 1.4115 0.04238 260 182 49 29
501 Would you mind doing that somewhere else? 1.4115 0.04410 260 187 39 34
502 By rocks, i meant ice. 1.4115 0.04059 260 177 59 24
503 When it came to suitors, Jill set the bar high, and many were inevitably crushed. 1.4098 0.04062 266 183 57 26
504 You can do that forever; I’ll only be young for a while. 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
505 Sorry, size still doesn't impress me. 1.4087 0.04072 252 171 59 22
506 Oh yeah? Try it in high heels 1.4086 0.03782 257 168 73 16
507 Try it in heels. Backwards. 1.4086 0.04237 257 180 49 28
508 You know there is any easier to get a drink on the rocks, right? 1.4084 0.04641 262 197 23 42
509 Call me when you’ve done it in heels. 1.4077 0.04129 260 180 54 26
510 Sorry, but where is your mask? 1.4077 0.04200 260 182 50 28
511 Apparently, on the rocks holds a different meaning for you. 1.4071 0.04021 253 171 61 21
512 Just let me finish this and I'll get you those extra olives. 1.4071 0.04174 253 175 53 25
513 Guy at table 7 likes his on the rocks. 1.4071 0.04670 253 189 25 39
514 I know the feeling 1.4071 0.03861 253 167 69 17
515 I said on the rocks, not with a rock. 1.4064 0.04491 251 182 36 33
516 Call me when you get off work. 1.4064 0.03882 251 166 68 17
517 Thank goodness for that, I thought you said syphillis. 1.4064 0.04159 251 173 54 24
518 Come join me when you’re done. 1.4064 0.04197 251 174 52 25
519 Looks like you’re not afraid of a long term commitment! 1.4064 0.04121 251 172 56 23
520 Relax. It’s not your hill to die on 1.4064 0.04631 251 186 28 37
521 Sorry, I'm looking for a man with more upward mobility. 1.4064 0.04159 251 173 54 24
522 Masks are required at the top. 1.4061 0.03933 261 176 64 21
523 When your Tinder profile said you had 'big balls', this was not what I expected. 1.4056 0.04221 249 173 51 25
524 Don't forget to get your ticket punched. There's a surprise after your fifth time up! 1.4056 0.04372 249 177 43 29
525 I just broke up with my obsessive-compulsive boyfriend. Buy me a drink? 1.4056 0.04183 249 172 53 24
526 Sorry, I misunderstood when you said you were into rock n roll... 1.4056 0.04445 249 179 39 31
527 The rock looked bigger on your Tinder profile. 1.4056 0.04259 249 174 49 26
528 Do you need me to move? 1.4056 0.04104 249 170 57 22
529 I like a man who doesn’t give up easily 1.4055 0.04047 254 173 59 22
530 You could have just asked amazon to deliver it 1.4051 0.04210 237 162 54 21
531 Well, Atlas never shrugged... 1.4041 0.04231 245 170 51 24
532 Sisyphus you old dog! Long time no see! Park that boulder and come have a glass of wine with me. 1.4041 0.04536 245 178 35 32
533 Sisyphus! Apparently, your dating profile "I am into Rolling Stones" has nothing to do with rock music ... 1.4041 0.04069 245 166 59 20
534 Seems to me that you would know if I come here often. 1.4040 0.04169 250 173 53 24
535 Try doing it in heels 1.4033 0.04092 243 165 58 20
536 I love a man that isn't afraid to give things a second try 1.4033 0.04134 243 166 56 21
537 You wouldn’t be so depressed if you smiled more 1.4033 0.04295 243 170 48 25
538 They told me to wait here until you’re finished. 1.4033 0.04174 243 167 54 22
539 I’ve told you about leverage, but you refuse to listen. 1.4033 0.04451 243 174 40 29
540 Oh, you'll be back. 1.4032 0.03740 248 161 74 13
541 You look familiar. Have I seen you here before? 1.4032 0.04346 248 176 44 28
542 Why didn’t you take the elevator? 1.4032 0.04457 248 179 38 31
543 Eternally struggle here often? 1.4024 0.03999 251 170 61 20
544 You need to engage your core. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
545 Come here often? Oh right...you do. 1.4008 0.03974 242 162 63 17
546 Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a drink?? 1.4008 0.04242 247 173 49 25
547 And my lifelong unobtainable goal is equal pay for equal work. 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
548 C'mon, stop and sit with me. It's just as futile, but more fun. 1.4008 0.04083 247 169 57 21
549 You must be helping Fauci. 1.4008 0.03919 247 165 65 17
550 Don’t you know by now that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result? 1.4008 0.03961 247 166 63 18
551 Wanna' try something you'd enjoy doing over and over again? 1.4008 0.04203 247 172 51 24
552 ...it’s pronounced “Sharon” - why do you ask? 1.4008 0.04649 247 184 27 36
553 It's over Sisyphus. Now I'm dating Atlas. 1.4000 0.04082 240 163 58 19
554 That's not what BYOB means 1.4000 0.04125 240 164 56 20
555 Let it go, Sisyphus. Existentialism is so twentieth century. 1.4000 0.04040 240 162 60 18
556 Yeah, I know I said I wanted a big rock for our engagement but... 1.4000 0.04331 240 169 46 25
557 Well, the girls did say this place was popular with the high rollers. 1.4000 0.03725 240 155 74 11
558 So, do you also work in sales? 1.4000 0.04604 240 176 32 32
559 I said I'd meet you halfway. 1.4000 0.04440 235 167 42 26
560 Could you roll that a little further over? You’re still not exercising proper social distance. 1.4000 0.04125 240 164 56 20
561 You've been appointed Postmaster General. 1.3992 0.04106 238 162 57 19
562 you think you have it rough? My six year old starts distance learning on Thursday 1.3992 0.04106 238 162 57 19
563 Like that’s hard? Try meeting someone new during a global pandemic. 1.3992 0.04149 238 163 55 20
564 I'd like to help but I'm between a rock and a hard place at the moment. 1.3983 0.04111 241 165 56 20
565 Always good to talk to you, Sis. Same time tomorrow? 1.3983 0.03983 241 162 62 17
566 Wow.You said you would move heaven and earth for me, but really this is too much. 1.3983 0.03764 236 153 72 11
567 mmm, mine is just this endless martini. 1.3983 0.03951 236 157 64 15
568 I was wondering when I’d see you again. 1.3983 0.04085 236 160 58 18
569 I asked for a large martini on the rocks, not a large rock in my martini. 1.3974 0.04573 234 170 35 29
570 Short term fun. Eternal torture. You decide. 1.3974 0.04197 234 160 53 20
571 Do you come by here much? 1.3974 0.04955 156 105 40 11
572 Aren't you going to ask me about my day? 1.3974 0.04197 234 161 53 20
573 So what happens when you get to the top? 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
574 Two Margaritas is all it takes, and you’ll soon be untroubled by the meaningless of life 1.3974 0.04153 234 160 55 19
575 You think you’ve got it bad... 1.3974 0.04613 234 171 33 30
576 If you’d have done it the way I told you, you’d be done already too 1.3974 0.04197 234 161 53 20
577 Zeus isn’t a bad guy. Just apologize, put on some clothes, and join me for a drink. 1.3966 0.04479 232 166 40 26
578 You think it's easy sitting here for eternity waiting for you to get it up? 1.3966 0.04437 232 165 42 25
579 My God, I thought you said your name was syphilis! 1.3966 0.04352 232 163 46 23
580 On your way back down, could you bring me some more cocktail peanuts? 1.3966 0.04479 232 166 40 26
581 Where have you been, I had been worried sick. 1.3966 0.04762 232 173 26 33
582 I really don’t see this going anywhere 1.3958 0.04121 240 165 55 20
583 The bartender calls is a "sissy fizz". 1.3957 0.03959 235 157 63 15
584 On your way back down, could you get me a cocktail napkin? 1.3939 0.04050 231 156 59 16
585 The original upload. 1.3939 0.03908 231 153 65 13
586 Haven’t I seen you here before, and before, and before? 1.3938 0.04159 226 154 55 17
587 You look like you could use a drink. 1.3938 0.04159 226 154 55 17
588 I'm here for the eternal happy hour. What about you? 1.3938 0.04252 226 156 51 19
589 We finally have a date night and it’s work, work, work. 1.3938 0.04252 226 156 51 19
590 Hey lady, you mind pushing this for awhile? I think I'm done. 1.3932 0.04569 234 171 34 29
591 Well, enough about me. What do you do? 1.3930 0.04073 229 155 58 16
592 Why me? This was just a pebble when I started 1.3922 0.04874 232 177 19 36
593 I’m sorry sir, Your appointment is next week 1.3922 0.04433 232 166 41 25
594 Could you bring me a refill on your way down? 1.3922 0.04173 232 160 53 19
595 And you can tell the chef that I will keep sending it back! 1.3922 0.04217 232 161 51 20
596 Honestly honey... why don’t you just let me call someone? 1.3922 0.04718 232 173 27 32
597 Catch you on the way down 1.3921 0.04191 227 156 53 18
598 Just so you know, the last guy who took his hand off to make a pass at me got flattened. 1.3911 0.04309 225 157 48 20
599 Something tells me you won't take no for an answer. 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
600 Hay Sisyphus 1.3911 0.04912 225 171 20 34
601 On second thought I'll just take it neat 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
602 I know you come here often—but why? 1.3911 0.04023 225 151 60 14
603 ‘So, when you’re not being a metaphor, what kind of things are you in to?’ 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
604 But what are you doing afterwards? 1.3901 0.03894 223 147 65 11
605 When I saw the reservation for a rolling stone, I was actually expecting Mick Jagger. 1.3901 0.04336 223 156 47 20
606 and when you're done with that, don't forget to clean the bathrooms 1.3901 0.04694 223 164 31 28
607 Ever have one of those days when you feel like you just can't win? 1.3901 0.04241 223 154 51 18
608 Impressive, but can you get it all the way up? 1.3901 0.04046 223 150 59 14
609 I used to do that, but there's a glass ceiling up ahead. 1.3901 0.03996 223 149 61 13
610 Wow! I was told this is a great spot to meet high-rollers 1.3901 0.04145 223 152 55 16
611 You think THIS is bad? Live one day in 2020. 1.3901 0.04336 223 156 47 20
612 Looks like you've done this before. 1.3901 0.04145 223 152 55 16
613 Livin’ the myth? 1.3901 0.04241 223 154 51 18
614 I don't date unsuccessful men. 1.3901 0.04336 223 156 47 20
615 Fauci vs ‘Karen’ 1.3901 0.04428 223 158 43 22
616 Ain't no mountain high enough, eh? 1.3901 0.04473 223 159 41 23
617 Thanks, honey, just put it up there. 1.3901 0.04096 223 151 57 15
618 It’s all work, work, work with you. When are you going to have time for me? 1.3891 0.04219 221 152 52 17
619 Can I interest you in gathering a little moss? 1.3891 0.04409 221 156 44 21
620 You’re not going to get anywhere with me either! 1.3891 0.04019 221 148 60 13
621 Come here often stranger? 1.3891 0.04570 221 162 33 26
622 Maybe. Ask me again on the way down. 1.3891 0.04170 221 151 54 16
623 sorry, I ordered a coors light, not a Rolling Rock! 1.3891 0.04592 221 160 36 25
624 My friend warned me about this bar. She said I'd probably come home with syphilis, but there's a chance I misheard. 1.3891 0.04363 221 155 46 20
625 First door on the left. 1.3881 0.04800 219 163 27 29
626 Knock off a little early tonight and have a drink with me on your way back down, Sisyphus. 1.3881 0.04844 219 164 25 30
627 You know, you could take a shower. And wear a mask. 1.3881 0.05014 219 168 17 34
628 I guess you DO come here often. 1.3881 0.04195 219 150 53 16
629 What's a high roller like you doing in a place like this? 1.3881 0.04294 219 152 49 18
630 Never gonna happen, Bernie. 1.3881 0.04437 219 155 43 21
631 You'd look better if you smiled. 1.3871 0.04513 217 155 40 22
632 Deja vu. 1.3871 0.04271 217 150 50 17
633 Well, I think the terms of our divorce were fair. 1.3871 0.03905 217 143 64 10
634 Oh, it's you again. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
635 FYI nobody cares. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
636 Seeking her approval was a Sisyphean task. 1.3871 0.04220 217 149 52 16
637 Sisyphus, my darling, please hurry up and join me. I've been waiting an eternity. 1.3871 0.04271 217 150 50 17
638 Next time you come by, I’d like to see a menu. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
639 So... how was work today? 1.3871 0.04169 217 148 54 15
640 'When I said I want it "on the rocks" ...' 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
641 You should try pilates. 1.3860 0.04297 215 149 49 17
642 Try being Donald Trump's Press Secretary. 1.3860 0.04591 215 155 37 23
643 I'm quite certain I've seen you here before. 1.3860 0.04246 215 148 51 16
644 Instead, you could keep asking me for my number. 1.3860 0.04684 215 157 33 25
645 Is that a giant metaphor for the futility of man's struggle against the absurdity of life, or are you just pleased to see me? 1.3860 0.04246 215 148 51 16
646 We really need to stop meeting like this... 1.3860 0.04543 215 154 39 22
647 That's nothing, try dating. 1.3860 0.04495 215 152 41 21
648 I meant ice. 1.3860 0.04297 215 149 49 17
649 Feels like an eternity.” “You’re telling me! 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
650 So, what are you doing after this? 1.3860 0.04347 215 150 47 18
651 Sure. You're Sysyphus and I'm Marilyn Monroe. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
652 Hi there. Do you come here often? 1.3850 0.04005 213 142 60 11
653 Sorry I’m late. I forgot my mask. 1.3850 0.04900 213 160 24 29
654 Howsabout a little break big boy. 1.3846 0.04806 221 166 25 30
655 Say. You’re a regular here aren’t you? 1.3843 0.04230 216 149 51 16
656 Haven't I seen you come by here before? 1.3843 0.04127 216 147 55 14
657 Well, at least you're working. 1.3839 0.04299 211 146 49 16
658 No, pushy doesn't bother me. 1.3839 0.04193 211 144 53 14
659 Your zipper's undone... 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
660 Are you from Rolling Stone? 1.3828 0.04327 209 145 48 16
661 Aren't you Trump's latest PR guy? 1.3828 0.04483 209 148 42 19
662 They say be nice to those you meet on the way up. 1.3828 0.04108 209 141 56 12
663 Sisyphus, What took you so long? I’ve been waiting an eternity! 1.3821 0.04283 212 147 49 16
664 I’ll wait. 1.3816 0.04076 207 139 57 11
665 Sorry; no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.3816 0.04354 207 144 47 16
666 Yes, but my point is YOUR job is secure. 1.3816 0.04190 207 141 53 13
667 Do you roll that boulder up this hill often? 1.3816 0.04354 207 144 47 16
668 Need a break, ol’ boy? 1.3816 0.04716 207 151 33 23
669 Hey Sissy! What’s the fuss?? 1.3816 0.04863 207 154 27 26
670 It may be an exercise in futility, but at least it’s exercise. 1.3816 0.03900 207 136 63 8
671 Hi, Sisyphus. My name is Tammy, and apparently my punishment is this cloying, fruit-forward merlot. 1.3816 0.04300 207 143 49 15
672 : "What's the eta on the appetizer I ordered?" 1.3816 0.04245 207 142 51 14
673 This reminds me the last year of my marriage. 1.3816 0.04300 207 143 49 15
674 I thought I said that I wanted YOU to be bolder. 1.3816 0.04461 207 146 43 18
675 Not too much effort... I can rest while it rolls down 1.3816 0.04863 207 154 27 26
676 Have you ever seen Groundhog Day? 1.3810 0.04310 210 146 48 16
677 I was condemned to an eternity of drinking warm chardonnay. 1.3805 0.04328 205 142 48 15
678 It’s my third round. What about yours? 1.3805 0.04216 205 140 52 13
679 Don't you come here a bit too often? 1.3805 0.04042 205 137 58 10
680 You think YOU got it bad - I gotta sit here for eternity and YOU'RE my waiter! 1.3805 0.04699 205 149 34 22
681 Check your GPS. I think you're on the wrong mountain. 1.3805 0.04272 205 141 50 14
682 Dude. Let it go already. 1.3805 0.04216 205 140 52 13
683 Trust me, you'll be back. 1.3803 0.04161 213 146 53 14
684 For the 10,000th time, you cannot have my number. 1.3798 0.04390 208 146 45 17
685 I'd ask you when you get off, but it looks like you just don't quit. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
686 I've mythed you." 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
687 Hey, haven’t I seen you here- many many many times- before? 1.3786 0.04142 206 140 54 12
688 And all this time I thought you were just a myth 1.3786 0.04255 206 142 50 14
689 Lmk when you get to the top so I can take that selfie 1.3786 0.04142 206 140 54 12
690 Almost done? 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
691 What if you have to use the rest room? 1.3785 0.04830 214 161 25 28
692 Sisyphus? Ok...and where did you work before? 1.3785 0.04784 214 160 27 27
693 Zeus added me. A "salt in the wound" sort of thing. 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
694 You do 2020 your way. I'll do 2020 my way. 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
695 It's called a rotatini. It goes down easier. 1.3785 0.04875 214 162 23 29
696 Is that futility in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
697 I like a man who puts his work first. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
698 Catch you on the rebound? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
699 That line didn't work yesterday, it's not going to work today, and it's not going to work tomorrow. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
700 That’s some highball 1.3785 0.04597 214 156 35 23
701 Hey, didn't I see you here yesterday?...and the day before? 1.3785 0.04038 214 145 57 12
702 I would ask if you come here often, but that’s probably a sore spot. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
703 You’re late. I’ve already eaten. 1.3785 0.04964 214 164 19 31
704 y tho? 1.3767 0.04856 215 163 23 29
705 When do you get off work? 1.3762 0.04796 202 149 30 23
706 Hard worker", "steady job", and "eternally fit", but you look much younger in your profile picture 1.3762 0.04366 202 141 46 15
707 This is the punishment for seeing her again, but it was totally worth it 1.3762 0.05047 202 154 20 28
708 Your hors d'oeuvres madame. The farm fresh artisan cheese ball. Hand rolled for well..... my entire life. Bon appetit. 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
709 Sorry I already have a boyfriend 1.3762 0.05143 202 156 16 30
710 You think that’s tough, Sisyphus. Try teaching third grade on line. 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
711 You have about the same odds of success as I do of reaching the top of the corporate ladder 1.3750 0.04563 200 143 39 18
712 You might consider a life coach. 1.3750 0.04279 200 138 49 13
713 Is that the snowball from hell? 1.3750 0.04563 200 143 39 18
714 So I guess some of you old guys can still get it up, huh? 1.3750 0.04452 200 141 43 16
715 Well aren't you pushy. 1.3750 0.04160 200 136 53 11
716 Believe it or not this isn’t my worst date ever. 1.3750 0.04160 200 136 53 11
717 Lose the beard, wear a mask, maintain a six-feet gap, and wipe down that rock with hand sanitiser. Other than that, you're good to go. 1.3750 0.04395 200 140 45 15
718 And while you're at it, there's no paper in the women's 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
719 I'll take another glass when you get a sec. 1.3737 0.04705 198 144 34 20
720 Is there a missus Sisyphus? 1.3737 0.04061 198 133 56 9
721 Order me a vodka, hold the rocks 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
722 Join me for a Rolling Rock. 1.3737 0.04759 198 145 32 21
723 HMMM lets just roll with it and see what happens 1.3737 0.04813 198 146 30 22
724 If you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands. 1.3737 0.04866 198 147 28 23
725 All I'm saying, Sisyphus, is that there's more than one way to handle this situation. 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
726 Your damnation's been upgraded. From now on, I'll provide a running commentary on your performance. 1.3737 0.04705 198 144 34 20
727 Embrace the journey, right? 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
728 We’re either in a metaphor or a CrossFit class. 1.3737 0.04366 198 138 46 14
729 If that rock isn't a diamond, I don't want it. 1.3737 0.05072 198 151 20 27
730 Oh. Your rock looked bigger in the photo. 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
731 I feel like we’ve been here before. 1.3737 0.04307 198 137 48 13
732 When I said you might like Rolling Rock, I meant the beer 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
733 See you same time tomorrow. 1.3735 0.04475 166 112 46 8
734 Got a light? 1.3731 0.04433 201 142 43 16
735 Go ahead. Call me a “nasty woman” again. 1.3724 0.04793 196 144 31 21
736 They won't let you work at home? 1.3724 0.04395 196 137 45 14
737 Oh, I see. A little roll reversal makes you uncomfortable? 1.3724 0.04454 196 138 43 15
738 I liked the bathroom selfie better 1.3724 0.05110 196 150 19 27
739 That's nothing compared to MY uphill battle. 1.3711 0.04239 194 133 50 11
740 I'm very attracted to emotionally unavailable men. 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
741 I told you I’m not waiting forever. 1.3711 0.04543 194 138 40 16
742 Didn't you just do that? 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
743 Stan and Ollie? They're up ahead delivering a piano. 1.3711 0.04543 194 138 40 16
744 Sorry, but I've had my fill of up and down relationships. 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
745 And I thought alcoholism was an uphill battle. 1.3711 0.04363 194 135 46 13
746 Have a drink. We pass this way but once. 1.3711 0.04301 194 134 48 12
747 Thank Zeus it's Friday! 1.3711 0.04601 194 139 38 17
748 No. It’s Thursday. But I know what you mean. 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
749 Oh yeah? Well, try wearing Spanx all day, buddy. 1.3702 0.04369 181 124 47 10
750 Screw Camus, I can make you happy. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
751 I would ask you to join me for a drink, but you seem to be on a roll 1.3698 0.04454 192 135 43 14
752 That's a big snowball you have there! 1.3698 0.05189 192 148 17 27
753 I said a BOLDER wine, you idiot 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
754 Nice try, but the answer is still no. 1.3698 0.04266 192 132 49 11
755 For the fourteenth time, the answer is no! 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
756 I’ve heard of big balls but this is RIDICULOUS! 1.3698 0.05029 192 145 23 24
757 Hello, haven't I seen you here before? 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
758 My eternal task is a Martini on the rocks. 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
759 You've got to be kidding. Every day? 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
760 At least one of us isn't gathering any moss. 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
761 Stop by when you're done 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
762 Rock on! 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
763 Impressive. What do you do to stay in shape? 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
764 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he has an existential crisis in mine 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
765 How millennial women see old white guys trying to impress them. 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
766 Your profile said no baggage. 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
767 Oh, I am not the only one who feels alone. 1.3698 0.05083 192 146 21 25
768 No thanks, I promised myself no more workaholics 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
769 Her: come by here often? Sisyphus: you have no idea 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
770 There’s an app for that. 1.3692 0.04752 195 143 32 20
771 You handle the pandemic your way; I'll handle it my way. 1.3687 0.04587 198 143 37 18
772 Take a break man, it's only a myth after all! 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
773 Doesn't that get old? 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
774 If you don't mind me saying, you appear to have a problem keeping it up. 1.3684 0.04294 190 131 48 11
775 Same time tomorrow, then? 1.3684 0.04229 190 130 50 10
776 This is the last time I use ' The Myth Makers' dating service. My last date was late because he kept flying too close to the sun." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.3684 0.05067 190 144 22 24
777 Yes I know,I thought they wanted someone in a useless role. 1.3684 0.05122 190 145 20 25
778 ooh, your fly's open. 1.3684 0.04607 190 136 38 16
779 Take a break...I'm buyin'. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
780 Let it go for one second, relax, have a peanut. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
781 You know, at some point you need to just let it go! 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
782 I'm just happy to meet a guy that can keep a job. 1.3684 0.04095 190 128 54 8
783 I think I preferred it halfway down. 1.3684 0.05012 190 143 24 23
784 C'mon, Arnie. You've got to learn to leave that shit at the office. 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
785 Want to join me for a drink when you finish work? 1.3684 0.04843 190 140 30 20
786 How much longer do you think it'll be? 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
787 Oh yeah? Try having a kid! 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
788 You missed Happy Hour. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
789 So, what's your sign? 1.3684 0.04900 190 141 28 21
790 It's an uphill battleground State. 1.3684 0.04726 190 138 34 18
791 When you're through with the martyr act, come buy a girl a drink. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
792 'You'll be right back.' Right, I've heard that one before. 1.3684 0.04162 190 129 52 9
793 Donald, I repeatedly warned you there were consequences for disrespecting women. 1.3684 0.04843 190 140 30 20
794 If you really want to rock my world, bring me more chips. 1.3684 0.05012 190 143 24 23
795 Karen, what’s yours? 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
796 You think that’s hard? Try being single in your forties... 1.3684 0.04607 190 136 38 16
797 I'd love to have a drink with you, but I can't wait forever. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
798 ‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’ 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
799 Hurry up Sisy! Happy Hour ends in 15 minutes! aption 1.3684 0.05122 190 145 20 25
800 Try doing it in spanx. 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
801 It’s only rock´n roll 1.3684 0.04843 190 140 30 20
802 I'm just not sure that I can handle the ups and downs of this relationship. 1.3670 0.04578 188 134 39 15
803 I've seen you here before, haven't I? 1.3665 0.04211 191 131 50 10
804 It could be worse. Just last week my neighbor gave me a sourdough starter. 1.3661 0.04600 183 130 39 14
805 So nice to see you again! 1.3656 0.04735 186 135 34 17
806 Impressive, I see you've gathered no moss. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
807 Oh, your personal ad said ROLL playing. 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
808 When you’ve got a second, I’m getting low on peanuts. 1.3656 0.04735 186 135 34 17
809 Welcome to the afterlife, where things are fair! I sip wine, while you roll that rock uphill until whichever comes first: eternity - or the day you figure out what's wrong with saying the woman candidate "just isn't likeable." 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
810 Sure, I can wait. 1.3656 0.04351 186 129 46 11
811 Finally, a man who understands what it's like to be a woman in the workplace 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
812 Isostone and isobar configuration 1.3656 0.05368 186 146 12 28
813 The delivery entrance is on the other side. 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
814 Why don’t you join me when you’re done? 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
815 Futile? Try dating during a pandemic. 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
816 ca. 100 B.C. Sisyphus gifts syphilis unto humanity 1.3656 0.05090 186 141 22 23
817 Ya but I get paid 35% less. 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
818 Yeah, we’ll I’m sleeping my way to the top. 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
819 Even Sisyphus took a break for happy hour 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
820 8 more weeks till Election Day. 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
821 Please respect my need for social-distancing 1.3656 0.05090 186 141 22 23
822 Again with the boulder? 1.3656 0.04284 186 128 48 10
823 You won’t believe the view from our Skyline bar. 1.3656 0.05203 186 143 18 25
824 How’s your version of eternity going? 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
825 No, I’m relieved! I thought you said syphilis. 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
826 I know how you feel; no matter how much I drink, my glass stays full. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
827 You look a bit overwhelmed. Why don’t I call a competent goddess who can help you with that? 1.3656 0.05258 186 144 16 26
828 The rock looked bigger in your profile pic 1.3656 0.04735 186 135 34 17
829 At least there isn’t snow, then our kids would never believe us when we complained 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
830 You always find something to do right before we sit down for dinner. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
831 I TOLD them to spell out B.Y.O.B. 1.3651 0.04798 189 139 31 19
832 Finally! What kept you? 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
833 Could you please hand me the remote? 1.3651 0.05027 189 143 23 23
834 I feel your pain,I've been sitting here for ages" 1.3651 0.04857 189 140 29 20
835 Come have a drink with me after you get it to the top. 1.3651 0.05138 189 145 19 25
836 Yeah. Right. Just leave me sitting here, by myself. 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
837 And I have to get the check? 1.3651 0.05083 189 144 21 24
838 Name's Pandora, I'll see you on your next round. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
839 Me? trying to find a decent man. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
840 Oh, my gosh! That is styrofoam, right? 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
841 What do you mean you never take a break? Does your boss think he's God? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
842 What are the chances? Twice in the same week! 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
843 You again? Ever hear the definition of insanity? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
844 glad you don't believe in masks too! 1.3651 0.05138 189 145 19 25
845 Gee mister, I thought you were only a myth. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
846 So, what is the meaning of Life? 1.3651 0.05027 189 143 23 23
847 Gym still closed? 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
848 Ooh, a crossfit guy, huh? 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
849 OK Boomer, but I think there's an app for that. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
850 Sure I date older men. But you look like you've got enough on your hands right now. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
851 I think I saw you already,...anyway go up and the boss will see you, the position is still open, good luck! 1.3651 0.04971 189 142 25 22
852 Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
853 Well, at least this is going better than my date with Prometheus. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
854 That ‘one’ thing you had left to finish at work before meeting me is taking a while, isn’t it? 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
855 Hey old timer, you know there’s a app for that. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
856 You think that’s hard? Try breaking through a glass ceiling? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
857 I know you're slammed right now, but could you grab me a lemon water on your way back down? 1.3651 0.04739 189 138 33 18
858 I love your persistence. Do you come here often? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
859 And when you’re finished, could you break my glass ceiling? 1.3646 0.04507 192 137 40 15
860 You come this way often? 1.3641 0.04579 184 131 39 14
861 So... you come around here often ? 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
862 Excuse me, I really need a drink, could you please keep this here for me? 1.3632 0.04892 190 142 27 21
863 It’s rare to find a man who can commit to something. 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
864 When you're done, how about joining me for a drink? 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
865 Yeah, I wasn’t cut out for a desk job either. 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
866 Well, if it isn't good ol' Charlie Brown -- it must be 60 years now! Why not sit down for a little psychiatric help? 1.3626 0.04478 182 128 42 12
867 Of all the gin joints in the world you roll into mine! 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
868 You come by here often? 1.3611 0.04298 180 124 47 9
869 I can handle the OCD but the Duck Dynasty look has to go. 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
870 Intriguing, but not what I had in mind when I ordered a highball. 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
871 If you run into Zeus, tell him Kathy said "Hi." 1.3611 0.04298 180 124 47 9
872 Wouldn't be easier to deflate it first? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
873 Hey. What time to you get off? 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
874 Can I get a menu? 1.3602 0.04848 186 138 29 19
875 How’s toxic masculinity working out for you? 1.3598 0.04487 189 135 40 14
876 Clearly you misunderstood me when I asked you o join me for a High -Ball 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
877 Are you sure that this is not the top of Mount Olympus? Damn it... . 1.3596 0.05315 178 138 16 24
878 You should try to work on your work-life balance. 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
879 Try dating in your 40s. 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
880 Please, You must sign in and have your temperature taken. the 1.3587 0.05293 184 144 14 26
881 Oh, I love a man who works hard to impress me 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
882 I’ve been waiting an eternity for you. 1.3580 0.04356 176 122 45 9
883 If you think that's bad, I have to wait for someone to take my order for all eternity. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
884 Actually, I liked it better in the basement. 1.3580 0.04783 176 128 33 15
885 What a coincidence! I call my little wine bar, "A Hard Place." 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
886 Sez who? 1.3580 0.05174 176 134 21 21
887 I've got a treat for you when you are done... 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
888 I like how you roll. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
889 My last boyfriend was a workaholic, too. 1.3580 0.04047 176 118 53 5
890 Are you going to roll that rock up the hill for eternity,or are you going to join me for a drink? 1.3580 0.05047 176 132 25 19
891 I don’t know…I think I liked the other boulder better. 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
892 It’s always, no baby, I’ve gotta work... can’t you just sit and enjoy dinner for once 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
893 You know it's happy hour, right? 1.3580 0.04356 176 122 45 9
894 That isn't the kind of big rock a girl wants on her finger, S. 1.3571 0.05162 182 140 19 23
895 That’ll be 10 drachmas for you, Sis, and 10 for your pal there, but I need to see his photo I.D. 1.3571 0.05279 182 142 15 25
896 If I had a name like Sisyphus, I’d have a chip on my shoulder too. 1.3571 0.04921 182 136 27 19
897 You come around here often? 1.3563 0.04535 174 123 40 11
898 So what exactly is it that you do? 1.3563 0.04310 174 120 46 8
899 Wow! My story’s similar...I was dishonest and condemned to eternity at a single’s bar. 1.3563 0.04461 174 122 42 10
900 You set the bar too high. 1.3563 0.05022 174 130 26 18
901 You're just like my ex, afraid to ask for directions. 1.3563 0.04679 174 125 36 13
902 It’s called the American Dream. Just keep up the hard work and you’ll be like me soon enough! 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
903 You should try it in heels. 1.3563 0.04608 174 124 38 12
904 OH! You must be the Postmaster General. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
905 I asked the waiter for a highball - careful what you wish for! 1.3552 0.05138 183 141 19 23
906 So, do you spend eternity here often? 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
907 Yodel, first, so it looks like an accident. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
908 No, I didn’t lie about my age, it just took me longer than expected to get here. 1.3547 0.04926 172 127 29 16
909 I'm here on a blind date. Want to switch places? 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
910 Don't you think everything feels a little lighter at happy hour? 1.3547 0.04416 172 120 43 9
911 Just wait until you check out the glass ceiling. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
912 Want my advice? Paint a face on it and give it a name.” 1.3547 0.04416 172 120 43 9
913 I swear I’ve seen you here before! 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
914 The rock looked a lot bigger on your Tinder profile. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
915 I told you, the answer is still no. 1.3547 0.04339 172 119 45 8
916 Now you know how it feels to be home schooling the kids. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
917 Weren’t you here yesterday? 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
918 It’s better to rock then it is to roll, or is it? 1.3547 0.05324 172 133 17 22
919 didn't you notice the elevator down there? 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
920 Hate to break this to you, pal: once you get to the top, it's all downhill from there 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
921 Sisyphus? Funny....your boulder looked bigger in your profile pic. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
922 Just think how much harder it would be if it was a cube! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
923 Ah, c'mon. One little drink's not going to hurt. 1.3529 0.04525 170 120 40 10
924 My drink refills every time I finish it. So I get it. 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
925 Oh nothing....let it slide..... 1.3529 0.04525 170 120 40 10
926 You're back! Care for a peanut 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
927 A hard rock is good to find.. 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
928 I guess it goes without saying, you do come here often 1.3529 0.04447 170 119 42 9
929 I changed my mind—I’ll have it neat. 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
930 It’s sexier when you carry it on your shoulders 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
931 Come and join me when you're done. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
932 I took the elevator. It's around the corner. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
933 How do you say déjà vu in Greek? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
934 Well,my drink is refilled for eternity,so we all have our burdens. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
935 Roll past here often?" 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
936 Come join me when you finish work. 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
937 I think you misunderstood me when I said I like to get stoned. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
938 Hey, Sisyphus, why not join me for a drink? You know that rock is just going to roll back down anyway. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
939 Why don’t you drop everything and come over for a drink? 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
940 Your picture on Boulderpushers.com made you look a lot younger. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
941 So what do you do? 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
942 You’re trying too hard. “On the rocks” just means “over ice.” 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
943 Join me - I majored in Futility at Vassar." 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
944 It feels like I’m between a rock and a hard place. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
945 Oh. When I read "high roller" on your Tinder profile, I thought you just liked taking risks. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
946 Sorry, that rock is not due till next Thursday. Can you come back then or just hold? 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
947 I wish I had a meaningful job. 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
948 Now try doing it backwards, in heels. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
949 I would let you buy me a drink, but you are almost over the hill. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
950 Trying to avoid me seems even more Sisyphean. 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
951 Oh...thanks, but I said, "no olive". 1.3512 0.05145 168 127 23 18
952 Honey when you finish the landscaping I have a few more little tasks on my to do list 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
953 Would you be open to carbon dating? 1.3512 0.05076 168 126 25 17
954 If it didn’t impress me the first time... 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
955 Sorry, I said on the rocks. Plural. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
956 Thas' a great idea myther. Sys' wif' us and we'll both have another on the rocks. 1.3512 0.05349 168 130 17 21
957 I’m teaching common core math over zoom this fall so... same. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
958 That’s right, you can exchange the boulder for a stimulus check, at the top of the mountain. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
959 One more mile and then take a left. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
960 The rich took the throne I built off my stone 1.3512 0.05415 168 131 15 22
961 How does it feel? I don’t know, you tell me” 1.3512 0.05349 168 130 17 21
962 You've done this before, haven't you? 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
963 Good to see you again, same time next week? 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
964 Which fraternity are you pledging? 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
965 ....and that was a little about myself! What do you do? 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
966 Well, you're certainly persistent. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
967 I thought it would beat a monkey on my back... 1.3494 0.05395 166 129 16 21
968 I admire your perseverance...and your thighs. 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
969 Oh, you have a job? Hi, I'm Susan. 1.3494 0.04429 166 116 42 8
970 After one drink, it's all downhill for me. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
971 Sure, I’ll trade. But you’re really gonna hate the pickup lines. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
972 Ohhhhh... I thought you said syphilis! 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
973 No thanks. I prefer it neat. 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
974 You should take a load off, sit down, have a drink. The valet can park your rock, that thing will never make it to the top. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
975 Night after night I come here trying to meet somebody, but I never seem to get anywhere. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
976 It’s you again. 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
977 Did you order an Old Grand Dad on the rocks? 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
978 Can I get you another Rolling Rock? 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
979 Really? You look too young to be a Rolling Stone! 1.3494 0.04670 166 119 36 11
980 I'd buy you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
981 Where should I place it? 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
982 Ooh! Condemned by Zeus for all eternity! Buy me a drink, Bad Boy? 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
983 You try living on champagne and pretzels for an eternity. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
984 Now you know how we Americans are feeling. 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
985 Did you say you were Mick or Keith?” 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
986 That’s a pretty audacious pickup line, but I’ve heard boulder. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
987 Can You grab me another drink when you come back down 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
988 Me? Oh, I used to work in Finance but I packed it in. I wanted to do something that was a little more valuable for humanity. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
989 Stop for a drink, you can worry about your debt snowball later 1.3494 0.05188 166 126 22 18
990 Come this way often? 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
991 So, what do you do for fun? 1.3488 0.04327 172 120 44 8
992 I can help you get it up. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
993 I like it better when you go down. 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
994 Say Butterfingers, you know what the definition of insanity is, doncha? 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
995 Having trouble getting it up? 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
996 If you think that's hard, you've never had to endure a 3 hour Zoom meeting. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
997 If you think that’s hard you should try doing it backwards in heels. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
998 Rolling stones? Nah, I can’t get no satisfaction out of it. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
999 I feel the same way every time that I lift this glass. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
1000 I'm from Boulder. You? 1.3476 0.04938 164 121 29 14
1001 Would you like a roll while you wait? 1.3476 0.05087 164 123 25 16
1002 No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service. 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
1003 People probably tell you this all the time, but you've got great legs. 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
1004 Yeah, I used to do the whole push-the-boulder-uphill-til-it-slips-last-minute-and-rolls-all-the-way-back-down-again thing.” Sheila paused to swig back another mouthful of garbage merlot. “Anyway, can I interest you in these fabulous Amway products? 1.3476 0.05087 164 123 25 16
1005 Early man getting the ball rolling on a first date. It was an uphill battle. 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
1006 Yeah, well, finding a good man is hard too! 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
1007 I like a man with a strong work ethic. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1008 I've seen you before. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1009 I can introduce you to some other futile and unrewarding obsessions if you're up for it. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1010 I see you can do it, but why? 1.3471 0.04954 170 127 27 16
1011 And you really expect me to believe you can get it up this far without Viagra? 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1012 And that’s when I decided to go into marketing. But anyways, enough about me. What do you do? 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1013 Sissy Fuss? What kind of name is that for a big strong mountain man like you? 1.3471 0.04436 170 120 41 9
1014 You forgot the olives. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1015 Are you here for the Rolling Stones event? 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1016 As I said, if you want to go any further you need a mask. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1017 ‘You call that Sisyphean? Try dating in New York.’ 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1018 You’re the persistent type. I like that. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1019 Thanks, but I prefer it straight up. 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1020 We women struggle with different myths. 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1021 Does Apple Watch track everlasting torment now? 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
1022 Don’t worry, a certain stable genius will be taking your place very shortly. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1023 You got it easy honey, try drinking alone for eternity 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
1024 Impressive. So how come everyone calls you Sissy? 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
1025 Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on 1.3457 0.05491 162 127 14 21
1026 Where’s your mask, Sir? 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1027 Once you reach the top, it's all downhill from there 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1028 Yes old man, this is heaven, and I am your first stop" 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1029 I'm always interested in a guy with an eternal job. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1030 Glad I ordered mine up. 1.3452 0.05065 168 127 24 17
1031 I'm sure I've seen you here before. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1032 Are you some kind of parable? 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1033 Don’t panic, this is just a bad dream. When you wake up back in the Land of Misogyny, I’ll still be the one pushing the boulder up the mountain. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1034 Oh you want to talk self-inflicted eternal punishment? Try believing in democracy. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1035 ... honey, did you asked on the rocks? 1.3452 0.05471 168 133 12 23
1036 Keep on going, man. You need to fully realize what it’s like to be a woman in the professional world 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1037 Yes. I'm real. 1.3450 0.04174 171 118 47 6
1038 I’m here to watch the futility of it all. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
1039 Let it go Sisyphus, let it go... 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1040 ETERNAL LOVE 1.3450 0.05135 171 131 21 19
1041 I like a man who understands commitment. 1.3450 0.04255 171 119 45 7
1042 I'd let you buy me a drink, but I heard you can't get it up. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
1043 I’m sorry, your reservation has been moved to tomorrow- come back then. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1044 Can you bring me some ice on your way back down? 1.3438 0.04257 160 110 45 5
1045 A little to the left so it doesn't block the view. 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1046 Fancy seeing you here again. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1047 That’s some rock. Who’s the lucky lady? 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1048 Some freelancing, finishing grad school. You? 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1049 It'll never work. We have different definitions of 'letting it go'. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
1050 In my case, I perpetually receive messages from my date telling me he'll be 5 minutes late. 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1051 I'll be right here when you get off work. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1052 Wouldn’t Pilates be easier? 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1053 Oh, 'Sisyphus'! I thought you said 'syphilis.' 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1054 Ma'am, where can I place your Barney's boulder? 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1055 That's your hell; mine is to have a first date with you every time you head back down. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
1056 When you finally embrace the absurdity of it all, let's have a drink! 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1057 So, what would you do if he calls you a sissy? 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1058 So, no tips for you... 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1059 Hey ol man, you’re BALLER! 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1060 You missed happy hour again, Sisyphus. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1061 So, where was I? 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1062 Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I don't find anything absurd or meaningless about eternal Martinis. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1063 Did you bring your receipt? 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1064 Thank god, I thought they said, "Syphilis is coming for you." 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1065 Most men your age can't get it up. 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1066 may I help you, Sir? 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1067 It’s lonely at the top 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1068 sorry no mask, no entry! 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1069 You must be one of those essential workers? 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1070 I appreciate the effort, but I was thinking just a couple ice cubes. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1071 I ordered the granite, not the quartz, I think I’m going to have to send this back 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1072 Don’t mind me. I’m just isolating until the presidential election is over. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1073 I definitely misinterpreted the “Live Rolling Stones Performance” sign 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1074 Tell me again why this is “Essential Work”? 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1075 When I look at you I get deja vu. 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
1076 Wow, bould move. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1077 The usual? 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1078 Join me for a drink when you're done." 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1079 Persephone sent me to ask you if you’d like a second ball to feel like you finally have a pair? 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
1080 I‘m having a deja vu. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1081 So, come here often? lol, of course you do. You’re sisyphus - You’ve been rolling that boulder for like forever. I’m Annette. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
1082 Looks like you 1.3418 0.05519 158 124 14 20
1083 If you would like to have a lot more fun but not live quite as long, let me know. 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
1084 Take a load off and join me! 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1085 I did say two Rolling Rocks. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1086 Come here endlessly? 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1087 -How do you like the role change? I enjoy my drink and you work like a slave. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
1088 You think that's absurd? They charged me thirty bucks for this glass of merlot. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1089 If you have the time, I have the inclination. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1090 Oh, I see you’re into CrossFit. I’m surprised you hadn’t mentioned it before. 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
1091 Why the long face? 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1092 'You think that's hard? Try dating.' 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1093 Sal called and wants his rolling stone back. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1094 My last boyfriend was a Democrat. I don't know why, but futility really turns me on. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1095 Just so you know, it's lonely at the top. 1.3400 0.04808 150 108 33 9
1096 OK, one more time, but I won't wait for you after that Sisyphus. 1.3397 0.04592 156 111 37 8
1097 No, I said I wanted my drink on the rocks 1.3396 0.04535 159 113 38 8
1098 You never finish anything Sisyphus 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1099 I get half 1.3395 0.05266 162 125 19 18
1100 SOME of us are trying to enjoy our eternity 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1101 The dating scene around here is a real uphill battle. 1.3393 0.05002 112 77 32 3
1102 Have you tried imagining yourself happy? 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1103 If you're into exercising in futility, how about asking me out on a date? 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1104 The games been looking for a big roller. 1.3377 0.05545 154 121 14 19
1105 My boyfriend said he would be a little while. That was ten years ago. 1.3377 0.05468 154 120 16 18
1106 Dad, you're stuck in the stone age. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1107 Maybe I’ve set the bar a little too high. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1108 You again? You're boulder than I thought. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1109 I know it may be hard, but everyone is required to sign in 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1110 Well, it took you long enough. I've been waitng here for ages. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1111 Can you just stop doing whatever you are doing and join me for a drink. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1112 Lets talk on your way back. 1.3377 0.04343 154 107 42 5
1113 Hey, when you get to the top, would you tell the bartender I'd like another one? On the rocks, of course. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1114 My, this is your second rock today...but it's my third glass. 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
1115 You sure come here often 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1116 Wow! You must do CrossFit! 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1117 You may make $1.00 to every $.80 I make, but only one of us keeps doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1118 It will all be over November 4 th 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1119 I said I want you to move mountains for me 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1120 And guys call me high maintenance. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1121 May I gently suggest maintaining a respectable distance during handoff to the orange fellow 1.3375 0.05458 160 126 14 20
1122 Hi again." 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1123 So, you come up here often? 1.3375 0.04148 160 110 46 4
1124 Atlas already got the part 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1125 And I thought my personal trainer was tough. 1.3357 0.04489 140 97 39 4
1126 Sisyphus, Schmisyphus. How 'bout a teeny, tiny martooni? 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1127 My punishment is unavailable men. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1128 You’ll be right back? I’ve heard that one before. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1129 When are you done working? 1.3333 0.05009 156 117 26 13
1130 This isn't really about rolling a silly stone up a hill, now is it? 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1131 Sure, call me when you get off work. 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1132 boulder of a regretful past or guilty future, sire? 1.3333 0.05407 150 116 18 16
1133 Oh, I thought the rock was theoretical when we spoke online. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1134 Mondays, am I right? 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1135 So your situations hopeless also 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1136 It is so easy. Even a caveman can do it. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1137 Hey Sisyphus, next time can you roll up an olive? 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1138 Are you going to be much longer? 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1139 It's great to be a woman, isn't it? 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1140 Are you more of a city or country person? 1.3312 0.05532 154 122 13 19
1141 What do you mean 'do I come here often'? 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1142 Got a match? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1143 Yes. Actually I do come here often. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1144 So it’s been an uphill battle for you,too, huh? 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
1145 Haven't we met? 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1146 I take it you're a regular here. 1.3311 0.04434 148 104 39 5
1147 Not what I mean't when I said "on the rocks." 1.3311 0.05372 148 114 19 15
1148 How’s that philosophy workin’ for you? 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
1149 Shall I have them hold our table? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1150 Have you tried working smarter...? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1151 I know...my job has its ups and downs too 1.3311 0.04434 148 104 39 5
1152 My spin instructor always tells me the downhill portion will be worth the climb. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1153 I tweeted about pushing a rock up a hill earlier so I feel you. 1.3311 0.05457 148 115 17 16
1154 I've been waiting for you my whole life. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1155 I have it worse. Zeus made the open bar all non-alcoholic. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1156 Oh, you know — same old, same old. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1157 Pretty impressive, but the real challenge is doing it for .20 less per dollar. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1158 I've seen you here several times before... 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1159 So this is the reason you couldn't grab a drink? 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1160 Why yes, I do come here often. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1161 Do you ever feel like this speed dating is a lot of effort for nothing? 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1162 You know, you're an allegory, right? 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1163 So, what are you doing after work? 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1164 You keep quoting Camus, honey, and I'll keep drinking my cosmo. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1165 First man to reach the top buys me another drink. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1166 It’s just a rock. What’s the big phus? 1.3288 0.05421 146 113 18 15
1167 Work From Home - Expectation vs. Reality 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1168 They told me to get a little bolder when trying to impress women... I sure do hope this is what they meant. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1169 I'm just here to tantalize. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1170 I'd really like to see you again. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1171 All my relationships end the same way. I keep making the same mistake, do you have any idea what that is like? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1172 Why don't you drop what you're doing and take a load off? 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1173 Is it me, or does everything about you say ‘available’ 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1174 Wanna trade one vicious cycle for another? 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1175 I have this weird feeling that I'll see you again. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1176 Haven't I seen you here yesterday? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1177 It's been forever! 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1178 Hey, it’s not rock science. Keep pushing. Repeat. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1179 'Sisyphus?' Oh, I thought you said something else. No problem then, I like a man who keeps fit. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1180 Can I buy you a beer? Perhaps a "Rolling Rock." 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1181 Retire? Never! You have to stay busy. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1182 Hey there mister, come here often? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1183 Do you believe in love at first visual metaphor? 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1184 I know how you feel. Every time I've almost finished my wine, the bartender tops me off! 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1185 You know, there's an easier way to get a Highball." 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1186 What do you mean you'll always be too busy to join me for a drink ? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1187 Huh! Look at that, both of us are trying to get high. Cheers. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1188 Now try it backwards, in heels. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1189 Sit for a minute? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1190 Relax. After Happy Hour it’s all downhill. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1191 You look a bit hairier than your profile shot. 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1192 Say, weren't you pushing that same rock the last time I was here? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1193 What kind of name is that? 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1194 I love a man who works out. 1.3267 0.05224 150 115 21 14
1195 You think gravity's a bitch, 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1196 Its more than six feet wide - if we keep it between us we'll be ok. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1197 Yeah, I've got a job like that too. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1198 Thanks, but I’m with Tantalus. He stepped out for a drink. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1199 I asked for lime not limestone. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1200 Just call me "A Hard Place," honey 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1201 It's always nice to see another regular! 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1202 So, let me know when you are no longer in a committed relationship. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1203 I can't believe they call this a 'sports bar.' 1.3267 0.05309 150 116 19 15
1204 I hope you're not the High Roller I heard about. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1205 Hi, I’m Sysiphus. Hold that drink - back before you know it! 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1206 Sorry...getting stoned isn’t what I had in mind. I’m more of a wine gal. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1207 Oh, I thought you said you have syphilis. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1208 Funny how we both keep doing the same thing everyday. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1209 Wow gentrification has really reached new heights 1.3267 0.05475 150 118 15 17
1210 Want to borrow my over the shoulder boulder holder? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1211 You know, it just feels like it’s always wine o’clock, it never ends, you know what I mean? 1.3267 0.04386 150 106 39 5
1212 ‘I mean, what’s the purpose of it all’ 1.3267 0.04386 150 106 39 5
1213 You’re Tinder profile is quite misleading Atlas. 1.3267 0.05393 150 117 17 16
1214 If only Dark series was true 😉 @netflix @netflix_in @darknetflix 1.3267 0.05715 150 121 9 20
1215 Good to see you again! 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1216 Spend some time with me, and I can make your life even more hopeless. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
1217 We should do this again tomorrow. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1218 They told me I'd meet a rock star if I sat here, but this is just silly. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
1219 I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1220 When you're done with that, remember to take out the garbage. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1221 I appreciate the effort, but this is not what I meant about making bolder moves in our relationship. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1222 I’ve asked for another cocktail at least three times now. Do you ever feel like you’re repeating yourself over and over again? 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1223 Take a break, Sy, it's gonna roll down anyway 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
1224 I want you to know that I posted my support of your efforts on my homepage 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1225 Don't you hate these curses? I got this bottomless glass of Saint Emilion. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1226 I like a man with steady work. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
1227 Same old, same old, eh? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1228 Seems pointless, doesn't it 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1229 A high roller. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1230 Are you kidding? I love rock n' roll. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1231 Bring me some ice if you get above the snow line this time 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
1232 Ugh, I am not impressed . Now the other guy that was in here earlier invented something he called the wheel. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1233 I can't help but think that I've seen you before? 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1234 What’s an old guy like you doing building a snowman in a place like this? 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1235 How Sisyphus got Syphilis. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1236 Can I buy you a drink? Let me guess, you're a Rolling Rock guy? 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1237 I'll tell you my story if you tell me yours. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1238 You misunderstood me. I said I wanted you to be bolder. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1239 Leg day? 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1240 What’s a myth like you doing in a place like this? 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1241 On second thought, cancel the Rolling Rock. I'll have a PBR. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1242 Feels like I’m the only one really carrying this conversation. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1243 I actually ordered it neat. 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1244 It feels like it’s always one step forward and ten steps back with you. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1245 I said shaken not rolled! 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1246 Take a load off, honey That rock will still be there tomorrow. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1247 Good to see you again. Same time tomorrow? 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
1248 Serves you right for telling Tinder you’re 35 and 6’2”. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1249 You come by here often. What do you do for a living? 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1250 Okay boomer. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
1251 I just love the man who is capable of moving the world for me! 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1252 Next, try it in heels. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1253 Catch you on the flip flop 1.3214 0.05390 140 108 19 13
1254 You think your job is tough? I have to make believe I'm enjoying myself! 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
1255 Just remember that ignoring my texts will make the rest of eternity really awkward. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1256 When you’re finished, I could use more nuts. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
1257 She must have had one hellova lawyer.. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1258 Ooh, I do love a pointless obsession. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
1259 I already feel like we have so much in common. 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1260 On second thought, I think that one looks better at the bottom. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1261 I see you pass by here a lot, Sisyphus. Why not take a load off? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1262 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1263 If you're not busy, want to buy a girl a drink? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1264 I was waiting for Godot, but if you happen to be free . . . 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1265 What's a Sisyphus like you doing in a place like this? 1.3188 0.05725 138 110 12 16
1266 Why don't we get together next time? 1.3188 0.05817 138 111 10 17
1267 If you really want to impress me, make the bed, and do your dishes and the laundry. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1268 Your name is Sisyphus? Funny,I think that's what my doctor said I have." 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
1269 I told you - you can have a drink with me when you're finished. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1270 Sorry, but no shoes no service. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
1271 Might be the wine talking, but, by Zeus, you can rock a loincloth! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1272 Wanna get stoned? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1273 Keep walkin' mister. I've heard that one before. 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
1274 I really like how you roll. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
1275 I'd help, but I just did my nails. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1276 Hey! Got any plans after work? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1277 Order me a glass of chardonnay. I'll be right back! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1278 When you get to the top, could you check to see if there's more white? 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
1279 You took the metaphor too far! But I agree, dating is a Sisyphean task! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1280 You look thirsty, I got endless and free refill.... Long story, you could relate. 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
1281 I'd like to talk to your manager 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
1282 I see you're into rock and roll! 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1283 What day is it again? Wednesday? 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1284 Ok, Sisyphus, I’ll get yours to go . . . again. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1285 You see upside, but I see things going downhill quickly. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1286 When you get a minute, could you bring me another martini? Straight-up... 1.3169 0.05416 142 111 17 14
1287 Isn't eternity up yet? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1288 I work as a White House staffer and bring my work home every night as a show of support for the President’s daily meaningless executive action. 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
1289 You should wait til Happy Hour. Rolling Rocks are half off! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1290 I like a man who stays busy. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1291 Maybe you’ll have better luck. I just kept hitting a glass ceiling. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1292 It’s the way a mythical god hopes to keep these mailed-in votes from bring counted. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1293 When you posted on your page you were a rock star I was hoping for something else. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1294 You know that boulder is a hoax right? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1295 This sure feels like an uphill battle. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1296 You’ll never make it with me either. 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
1297 I said,"on the rockS". 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1298 Alright Sisyphus, if it doesn't roll back down this time, I'll let you buy me a drink. 1.3162 0.05493 136 106 17 13
1299 Well at least, you’ll never loose your job 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1300 This is the 15th time you’ve done this. Are you hitting on me? 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1301 Yes, it's true what you heard; It used to be square. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1302 I get it. It’s like “Groundhog Day”! 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
1303 Wanna borrow my over-the-shoulder boulder holder? 1.3162 0.05688 136 108 13 15
1304 I don't care if you're pushing a wad of one-hundred dollar bills...no shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
1305 If you think that’s hard try a glass ceiling 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
1306 If we both push, we could get it done in half the eternity. 1.3162 0.05493 136 106 17 13
1307 Old rock 'n roller. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1308 I like a man who's upwardly mobile. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1309 Been here before? 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1310 What do you mean you don't know when you'll get off work? 1.3162 0.04391 136 96 37 3
1311 Sorry, I can't help. I've got the wrong shoes. 1.3162 0.04391 136 96 37 3
1312 you get a kiss the day before the sun explodes 1.3162 0.05592 136 107 15 14
1313 So, is work-life balance important to you? 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
1314 Omg, what are the chances! 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1315 No, straight up. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1316 Last time I order on the rocks. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1317 So do you understand white male privilege yet? 1.3139 0.05359 137 106 19 12
1318 Ya know it’s refreshing when someone’s dating profile pic isn’t a total lie. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1319 OH MY GOD! Are you Mick Jagger?" 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1320 Didn't you hear? God is dead. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1321 I admire your persistence, but I would have asked for directions decades ago. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1322 Hey Sisyphus- come here often? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1323 I do like a man with a steady job. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1324 Sorry, for the 2,321,239th time -- you're not my type. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1325 Call me when you hit rock bottom. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1326 So, d’ya come here often? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1327 It's 2020. Be glad you're working. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1328 Stick around...I'll be back in a few minutes! 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1329 You look familiar. Do you come here often? 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1330 This is not what I meant by on the rocks. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1331 Love the beard! 1.3134 0.05746 134 107 12 15
1332 This relationship isn’t going anywhere. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1333 Back again? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1334 There are updated options. You can leave the rock at the top and call it a day." 1.3134 0.05647 134 106 14 14
1335 You just missed him. Indiana Jones just left 5 minutes ago 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
1336 Get ready to face crushing defeat. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1337 Sorry to be a bother... can I see the cocktail menu again? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1338 How long do you think you'll be, dear? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1339 I’m very impressed. I just thought you said you were a Rockefeller. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1340 The meatball is for Table 2, ground floor. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1341 Sorry, we don’t serve stoners 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1342 This wasn't the rock I had in mind. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1343 Hey, if you like that, you will LOVE the Siren competition! 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1344 The same people you walk over on your way up you may meet in your way down. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1345 Fella, you're living proof, common sense isn't that common." 1.3134 0.05341 134 103 20 11
1346 Karen. What makes you ask? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1347 You know your life needn’t be an uphill struggle! 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1348 So are you finally ready to ask for some help. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1349 You think you've got it bad? Try finding a available man in this town! 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1350 Two more mountains, then make a left. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1351 Hey Mister. Haven’t I seen you here before? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1352 So...what line of work you in? 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
1353 Drop by for a drink on your way down, Sisyphus. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
1354 One way or round trip? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1355 You’re too late. Some guy already put a boulder up there.... 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1356 Tell me about it! I feel that way about ever finding a decent man in a bar. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1357 When people ask how you’re doing, it’s not a real question. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1358 On your way back down could you check on my order. It’s taking forever. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1359 How about a drink after work? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1360 You're older than your picture, but the rock looks the same. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1361 Call me when you can get it all the way up. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
1362 You don't expect me to wait, do you? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1363 Your replacement is going to show up on 21 January 2021. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1364 Think that's bad? You should come to my spin class.... 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1365 I don't care who you are. No one gets into Mount Olympus without a mask. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1366 How's work? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1367 Wow. I have a new appreciation of my glass ceiling, right now. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1368 Getting drunk every day is similar. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1369 You do know the price is now two boulders, right? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1370 Last one, I promise! 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1371 Oh, of course I imagine you happy but I'm sick of men constantly talking 'bout their career. 1.3134 0.05843 134 108 10 16
1372 You know you can just have an intern do that. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1373 So is this your dream job or do you think of shifting career? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1374 Oh, me? I’m in marketing. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1375 So you’re not from Rolling Stones ? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1376 You’re taking this metaphor for our relationship a little too seriously. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1377 Hey Sis, on your way back down can you grab me another glass of wine? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1378 Life’s so absurd, isn’t it? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1379 You’re only halfway to the top 1.3134 0.05938 134 109 8 17
1380 Are you sure? It’s happy hour. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1381 Not quite what I expected when I heard that the Rolling Stones would be appearing here..... 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1382 I heard gyms are opening soon 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1383 The punishment for millennials is an eternity of sitting at a bar alone 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1384 Camus was right, our existence is pretty absurd don’t you agree? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1385 I’m not denying you invented it, I’m just wondering why you brought it on our date. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1386 Hold it right there. No mask, no closer! 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1387 You DO know that shirts and shoes are required? 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1388 No pain no gain, dude. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1389 What else can you do? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1390 Hey handsome, where have you been all my life, living under a rock? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1391 Next, I'll have you take a personality test. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1392 Tired of the same old same-old? Me too. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1393 You look familiar. Come here often? 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1394 What are you doing later? 1.3106 0.05602 132 104 15 13
1395 I’m impressed. My workouts feel endless. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1396 When you get finished, come back and have a drink with me. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
1397 Could you possibly just leave your work at the office for once? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1398 My punishment? Finding a seat here was torture. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1399 Look, Sisy, you should try dealing with gender inequality for an eternity. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1400 Hiya! Come around here often? 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1401 That's the last time I request some old time rock 'n roll here. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
1402 When you’re done with that I’d like a menu. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1403 Actually, I said, "I'd like my drink on the rocks". 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
1404 Thanks, but that's not how I roll. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1405 If you think that's tough, try getting me to go on a second date. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1406 On your next trip, can you check on my tater tots? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1407 Why don’t you try smiling more? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1408 You looked a lot different in your photos 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1409 I'm rethinking my on the rocks order 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
1410 No. I don't see a speck of moss. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1411 No thanks, I'll stay with Rolling Rock 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1412 That uphill thing of yours never gets old, does it? 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1413 Do you come here often or are you just rolling through? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1414 You need to wear a mask until you're seated. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1415 Sorry, yes, there definitely was a typo. We require a syphilis not a sisyphus test. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1416 It's all downhill from here. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1417 Yeah, I applied for your job. Figures they'd give it to a man. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1418 Don't be shy, you big Sisyphus. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1419 Oh! You must be the guy my mother and grandmother warned me about! 1.3077 0.05865 130 105 10 15
1420 I always thought that was an STD. 1.3077 0.05552 130 102 16 12
1421 Sorry, I'm waiting for Tantalus. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1422 I know it’s only rock and roll...but I like it! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1423 You forgot your mask. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1424 You know You will be back 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1425 Hey handsome...have you seen Priapus today? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1426 When you’re done with that, can you bring me a vodka on the rocks? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1427 Pretty sure you didn't mention this in your profile. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1428 I said I was looking for someone a little 'bolder.' 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1429 Cheer up! Next round is on me 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1430 Enough already Frank! You just need to let go of your burdens and relax a little. 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
1431 I think you can. I think you can. I think you can. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1432 Is this your first time here? 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1433 You're a godsend. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1434 Hey there, when did you roll into town? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1435 Just giving you a chance to experience a woman's perspective! 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1436 Make mine a double! 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1437 Have you ever seen ‘Fitzcarraldo’? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1438 Can I get you anything? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1439 Oh honey, you can’t go up there dressed like that! 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1440 Would you mind holding this for a minute? I need to run to the gents. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1441 Sisyphus, that's not what I meant when I asked, 'Do you have the balls?' 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1442 It's Happy Hour, Sysiphus. Take a break. 1.3077 0.05658 130 103 14 13
1443 Contest Judges: I just overheard this one while waiting at our post office. (If this counts as plagiarism, you can vote me out, of course.) "How can you grasp the gravity of it all at a moment like this?" 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1444 Do you work out 1.3077 0.04347 130 92 36 2
1445 You should smile more. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1446 I hate to keep doing this, but can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1447 I know,it's only rock and roll 1.3077 0.05763 130 104 12 14
1448 Are you really happy? Is the struggle itself towards the heights enough to fill a man's heart? 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1449 Back so soon? 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1450 Gravity notwithstanding, I'm pulling for you! 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1451 Let's catch up. 1.3077 0.05658 130 103 14 13
1452 Another Friday night at the hard rock cafe. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1453 Can you tell me the time? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1454 On your way back down, could you bring me some more chips?" 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1455 I'll be here when you get back. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1456 Turns out today- we're both nonessential workers 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1457 I thought we were discussing “fertility”. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1458 So what's your birth sign? 1.3077 0.05763 130 104 12 14
1459 You think that's bad? Try Tinder! 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1460 Like a chain to go with that? 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1461 You remind me a lot of my ex-husband. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1462 Hey, sugar, so long as you didn’t say Syphilis. 1.3077 0.05763 130 104 12 14
1463 I see you finally got it inflated. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1464 If you stop for a minute you might find we have a lot in common 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1465 ... I really do need to stop drinking .... 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1466 Life can be such an uphill battle sometimes. Why don’t you take a load off and join me for a drink? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1467 So you like to rock and roll huh? 1.3077 0.05865 130 105 10 15
1468 The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the Tinder user happy. 1.3077 0.05658 130 103 14 13
1469 Oh, that's what you meant by you're a rocker. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1470 So then I said, what’s the point? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1471 Hey, we all have our crosses to bear. 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1472 Nice to see you’ve found a job. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1473 Is that a boulder or are you just glad to see me? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1474 Sisyphus? No, I’m the guy that resets the temple traps. 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
1475 The Paleo menu here is very authentic. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1476 No, I don't want to trade. I prefer the curse of the eternal Happy Hour. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1477 Great news, Sisyphus- You are the official mascot of 2020! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1478 So... do you like rock and roll? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1479 You're entering The New Yorker cartoon caption contest AGAIN?! 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1480 When you're done with that I'd like to see a menu, please. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1481 LOVE your matching beard and loin cloth! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1482 Straight up. No rocks please. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1483 Who’s your friend? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1484 I’ve been sent to help you get it up. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1485 Are you a member? 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
1486 So same seat, same drink - day after day. And you think your life has meaning? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1487 Hey, handsome.. you come here often? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1488 Aren't you glad it's made of styrofoam? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1489 You’re back! 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1490 Trust me, you will be famous! 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1491 I have the same issue with wine. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1492 They say finding true love is a Sisyphean task, but there is something special about you. 1.3071 0.04543 127 91 33 3
1493 I don't mean to be a bother, but my order was on the rocks, not with a rock. I'm going to have to send this one back. 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
1494 Your dating profile said you had big balls but this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1495 Are you implying that I should be glad that I'm over the hill? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1496 Here's your highball ma'am. Do you want it on the rocks? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1497 Grab a drink after your shift? 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1498 I told you I’d be back. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1499 Haven't we met somewhere before? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1500 Maybe next time try asking for it "neat"? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1501 I guess I shouldn't ask "what's new?" 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1502 Say, haven’t we met before? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1503 Oh, the mixologist called it a “Sisyphean Spritz” 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1504 Yo, sport! Park that rock and buy a lady a drink. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1505 See you again tomorrow, same time? 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1506 I’m looking for someone who won’t let Covid disrupt his daily routine. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1507 You’re a persistent one. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1508 Would you like to check your boulder here, sir? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1509 I ordered a Rolling Rock 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
1510 Are you going to buy me a drink... or is that a myth, too? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1511 Can I get another Pinot when you get the chance? Just whenever you get the chance. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1512 Don’t be absurd, Sis’, of course it’s essential work. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1513 My punishment is an eternity of unwanted advances. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1514 Hi, I’m 2021, what’s your name? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1515 Shirt and shoes are required on the hill. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1516 Hey, weren’t you here yesterday? 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1517 I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m working on a deadline. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1518 If only my name was Syphilis instead 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1519 You rock up here almost two hours late, dressed like that and then expect ME to get you a drink? 1.3060 0.05920 134 110 7 17
1520 Finally, a man gets me a rock. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1521 I'd love to buy you a drink when you get off work. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1522 Save your strength, join me for a drink, 2021 is going to be a whole lot better. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1523 That goes in the master bedroom. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1524 I used to be a White House Press Secretary, and now I'm punished to unending frustration by watching the useless efforts of a self-aggrandizing and deceitful man for eternity. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1525 I’m here to attend the Flat Earth conference. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1526 Don't stare that way. You're pushing a rock, I'm pushing forty. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1527 I was hoping he’d be a little bolder. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1528 Ah, this never gets old, does it? 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1529 My punishment ? I get to look at the glass of wine but not drink it! I can assure you that for a Darien housewife this is torture 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1530 Atlas is two laps ahead of you. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1531 Y'know, I like a goal-oriented man. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1532 Your profile said you liked having a ball. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1533 Looks like you got caught between a rock and a hard place! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1534 Hey handsome, want to take a break? 1.3053 0.05825 131 106 10 15
1535 I like a man with job security. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1536 Congrats, you've passed the bar! 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1537 Oh, good, you're back! Listen, I have had THE WORST day... 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1538 That's why I didn't ask for my drink "on the rocks" 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1539 Try it in heels, pushing backward. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1540 You doing anything this weekend? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1541 Hey, I think I saw you here yesterday. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1542 I thought guys like you were extinct. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1543 Someday you're going to make a real name for yourself. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1544 Let me know when you get off work! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1545 So, it wasn't circumstantial after all...What is the name of the boulder again? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder CO 1.3053 0.06023 131 108 6 17
1546 You a regular? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1547 You again? Don't you ever get tired? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1548 When you're done with that, come and have a drink. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1549 Hold on. Have I seen you here before? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1550 I remember you from last time. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1551 I love a man who rolls his own... 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1552 Hurry on up it's 5 O'O'Clock 1.3053 0.05925 131 107 8 16
1553 I said , ROCKS ! on the ROCKS!! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1554 You want to "mansplain" this to me? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1555 You know I'm trying to meet you halfway, Sisyphus. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1556 There's not a snowball's chance in hell. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1557 You got this. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1558 Really? Forever? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1559 You may refuse my advances today, mister, but this little black dress knows a thing or two about persistence. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1560 When you get a chance, could you bring me some more nuts? 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1561 No, I didn't order an old fashioned on the rocks. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1562 Take a break! The boulder will still be there tomorrow. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1563 Hello ! And I thought my dear grandmother was just making it up! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1564 Europe looks on as America attempts more "phased reopenings" 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1565 I still think you should just submit your portfolio online like everybody else. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1566 I didn't mean LITERALLY move mountains, John. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1567 Just move it a little more over to the left... 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1568 I actually do come here often. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1569 You'd be much cuter if you smiled more while you were working. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1570 When you said you’d rock my world, this wasn’t what I thought you meant. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1571 See if you can break through that glass ceiling up there, I haven’t had any luck 1.3053 0.05723 131 105 12 14
1572 We’re not so different you and I 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1573 Hi, my name is Sisyphus! I’ll catch you on my way down. Stay put, please. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1574 Back a little. Perfect, that’s about six feet. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1575 You’re reliable—that’s what I like about you. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1576 I could watch you do that all day! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1577 Struggling with that rock but can still look at my tits SMH 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1578 When I said "on the rocks", I meant ice. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1579 Back in high school I could do this without breaking a sweat. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1580 You have to deliver it by 5:00 pm,or let it go and try again tomorrow. 1.3047 0.05608 128 101 15 12
1581 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1582 Well now after you rolled it u , how will you stabilize it 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1583 Good luck with parking. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1584 Sisyphus, stop mansplaining your giant boulder punishment to me.” 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1585 I've seen you here before. you come here often? 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1586 Now you really know what dating is like. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1587 It always ends the same way 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1588 I see we both ordered 'the usual.' 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1589 Reminds me of when I had kids 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1590 Shall I get you the regular? 1.3023 0.05569 129 102 15 12
1591 Do you live around here? 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
1592 Going up? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1593 I used to feel just like you do, until the day I stopped shaving my legs, once and for all! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1594 I’d offer to lend you a hand, but there’s a drink in mine. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1595 Not what I had in mind when you said you liked rock & roll” 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1596 Sometimes life with work and the kids is so frustrating. You ever been frustrated? 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1597 Valet could’ve taken care of that for you. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1598 Sisyphus, sweetheart, don't bother. Can't you tell when you've been pranked? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1599 Relax, no guy keeps it up forever. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1600 Maybe you should just stop parking it so close to the edge . 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1601 Haven't I seen you around before? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1602 So Sisyphus, tell me, are you really the original king of Rock and Roll? 1.3008 0.05992 123 100 9 14
1603 Actually, I'm kind of turned on by older men who are pushy. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1604 Just a little bit more. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1605 I said, "Straight up, NOT on the rocks!" 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1606 I know our online profiles said we would be compatible, but I'm really into working smarter. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1607 Getting a drink up there is a positively Sisyphean task. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1608 Oh sisyphus ....leave it to you to get the snowball package. 1.3008 0.06102 123 101 7 15
1609 How mythical. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1610 2020, party of one. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1611 Could be worse, at least you have a job 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1612 It's all uphilll from here... 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1613 So, how do we get this ball rolling? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1614 Here's the boulder you ordered. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1615 I'm sorry, I said "on the rocks". 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1616 I like older men with steady jobs. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1617 Hi, I'm Persephone. Come here often? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1618 Why not give multitasking a try? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1619 Hercules was by a few minutes ago, but he didn't have time for a drink either. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1620 Can you buy a lady a drink, big fella? 1.3008 0.05879 123 99 11 13
1621 Oh this guy again...well, he does seem to be persistent and he works out... a lot. A girl could do worse. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1622 One for the way down? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1623 Yeah.... quit complaining..... I had to do that in stilettos... wrecked my favorite Jimmy Choo’s! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1624 When you said in your profile you were a stoner, I was thinking you meant "an old hippie." 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1625 You can't come closer without a mask. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1626 So, when do you get out of work? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1627 You think that's hard? Try dating in your 30s. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1628 "And I thought that strong, handsome men like you were just a myth!" 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1629 Well, you wouldn’t be the first man I’ve met that could benefit from an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1630 You may put new meaning to the game of squash! 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1631 You know, if we keep meeting like this people will start to talk. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1632 Nice to see you again, too. 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
1633 Come find me when you're done. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1634 Give me one more chance, Mary 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1635 What big balls you have, Sisyphus. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1636 When I said let's rock and roll, I meant something else. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1637 Why don't I help? Haven't you ever heard of the glass ceiling? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1638 At least you have a steady position. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1639 Come on have a drink with me...it wouldn’t be the first time you’ve dropped the ball. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1640 I said I wanted my drink neat and NOT on the rocks. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1641 Lose the rock and buy me a drink, high roller? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1642 Other guys may be better looking, but your boulder. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1643 That’s just a myth Sisyphus because unlike me you just don’t have time for existential angst! 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1644 I guess it’s all downhill from here 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1645 We just need to keep this up until we create a vaccine! 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1646 Well, catch me on your way down, then. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1647 Maybe this time“ 1.3008 0.05765 123 98 13 12
1648 Hey big boy, got a light? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1649 Don’t forget, the 457,567,543,864,678,325th time never fails, honey” 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1650 So what do you like to do outside of work? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1651 My fitness club hasn’t reopened either. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1652 Oh me? I’m Karen. And I find the fact that you’re not wearing a mask very attractive. Hard to find a man who believes in freedom nowadays. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1653 Finally, the meaning of life! 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1654 When you get a moment could you bring me another “triple figure salary earned from your hard work” on the rocks? 1.3008 0.06210 123 102 5 16
1655 The Flintstones-themed social distance party is actually on the next mountain. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1656 I usually go for boulder guys, they’re so mature 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1657 *sips* ah yes, the rockstar from The Rolling Stones 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1658 C’mon over and have a drink, you’ve been at that thing for what seems like an eternity. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1659 : “Bringing your pet rock on a blind date is not cool” 1.3008 0.05765 123 98 13 12
1660 It’s me, Alison! Long time no see!How are you? Good? 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1661 Yeah, I know - he told you America is the greatest country in the world, right? 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1662 In the fight for social justice, there are those carrying the weight of injustice and there are those watching from their brunch table. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1663 Jill agreed, “Yes Sisyphus, please manslpain it again for me.” 1.3008 0.05992 123 100 9 14
1664 Well at least you’re not Tantalus 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1665 Your boulder looked bigger in your profile. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1666 Mondays... amirite? 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1667 It's good to see you again! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1668 You know, you could valet that. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1669 As for me, I am punished for all the times I booked a restaurant and did not show up. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1670 Yeah, that's me, honey - part of the torment! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1671 You look different in your profile photo. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1672 Sorry Mr. Sisyphus, we need to reschedule your appointment about that stone again. How does tomorrow work for you? 1.2984 0.04432 124 89 33 2
1673 Hump day, right? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1674 My number? Sure. When you're done with that. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1675 Hi. Are you a regular here? 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1676 Sorry Babe; if I let this go it will be the death of me. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1677 When I said I was looking for a high roller you were not what I had in mind! 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1678 What I want to know is how did we both get stuck in the same cartoon? 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1679 When I said I wanted a rock, I was expecting something finger size, Sisyphus. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1680 Well I see someone hasn’t gotten their stimulus check 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1681 Well you’re the one who sait you’d move mountains for me! 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1682 Excuse me, have we met before? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1683 I can’t help you with the rock, but eleven martinis a day sure deters the eagle from pecking out your liver. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1684 We should do this again sometime. And again. And again. And again. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1685 I can quit anytime. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1686 You think you have it bad, I’d asked for my second wine five minutes ago! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1687 To each his stone. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1688 I won't wait forever, you know. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1689 I know, it sucks. Every time I try to take a drink it spills. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1690 Can you bring it back later? He's at lunch right now. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1691 The Missus of the Sisyphus 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
1692 Wow, you don't look anything like your profile picture! 1.2941 0.04676 119 87 29 3
1693 You're no Charles Atlas, you stupid sissy!You're too much of a weakling to roll it over the top. You'll be trying to do it for the rest of your life. 1.2941 0.06009 119 97 9 13
1694 Zeus asked me to check for moss 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1695 We think this is better than voting by mail. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1696 You deal with 2020 your way; I'll deal with it mine. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1697 This way, you'll defiitely feel the earth move 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1698 Same old, same old 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1699 You're two-hours late! 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1700 Yes, I already understood the metaphor. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1701 No thanks. I'm afraid of catching Sisyphus. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1702 Zeus isn't the boss anymore. Just let it go. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1703 Is that a really big rock or are you just glad to see me?” 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1704 Okay, I see what you're doing. This is a metaphor for my relationships. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1705 After all these years, hasn’t anyone told that you need to let go before you can move forward? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1706 Don't get cocky...you're not even close to the top yet. 1.2941 0.06009 119 97 9 13
1707 Something tells me you come here often. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1708 It's interesting, but could I see something in more of a mauve? 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1709 Wait, I’ve heard this one before. ‘A guy and his eternal punishment walk into a bar...’ 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1710 This being my second day here in Hades, this bar isn't so bad. However, you are the only guy I've seen and you are always pushing that rock up the hill. 1.2941 0.05767 119 95 13 11
1711 Imagine your rock is a giant snowball and this is hell, and we have a pretty good description of your chances. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1712 Don't worry, it's just styrofoam! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
1713 Oh,Sisyphus,I meant a big rock on my finger! 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1714 When you’re done with that, I’d like a refill, please... 1.2941 0.06009 119 97 9 13
1715 Seriously?! For the last time, Sisyphus, give it a break. I’m really not interested. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1716 I’m still waiting on that refill, you know. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1717 What took you so long? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1718 Sorry - no shoes, no shirt, no entry. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1719 No, I’m not easy either. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1720 I said SCONE ! 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1721 Sorry, there’s still a 20 minute wait to be seated 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1722 I just knew you'd be back 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1723 Eternally suffer here often? 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1724 After a few more of these I’ll no longer care that I have difficulty pronouncing your name. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1725 Sorry. Due to social distancing guidelines you will have to wait at the bottom of the hill. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1726 You look you're shouldering a burden. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1727 What a heavy weight masculinity is 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1728 Try as you might, you’ll never break the glass ceiling with that. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1729 It’s 5 o’clock, give the myth a break. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1730 That's right, Sisyphus, you're almost near the top. Now say, "Thank you, dear Persephone, for supervising me.' 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1731 On the rocks means more than one. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1732 High Ball? 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
1733 I said Martini on the rocks 1.2893 0.04758 121 95 19 7
1734 Nope, this isn't the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1735 Hey, it's the end of time somewhere. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1736 Come here often? You have no idea. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1737 I'm thinking we are an allegory of the times 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1738 Sorry, it's just slang for ice cubes. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1739 When I asked for my drink on the rocks, I didn't expect this! 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1740 Mister, you’ve gone from ‘seems interested’ to ‘totally creepy’ in about 15-seconds. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1741 I stood up Zeus. You? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1742 Oh for God's sake, Sisyphus. Give it up. It's 2020. Nobody does that anymore. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1743 It’s the original Pilates. Works my core. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1744 C'mon - take a break. That ball will still be there when you're done. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1745 I'll help when I get to the bottom of this cocktail -- unless they re-fill it, which they always do." 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1746 You win " Casual Friday." 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1747 No, I distinctly ordered a Grumpy Old Man on the Rocks. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
1748 Sorry, no - I've heard the myth of syphilis. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1749 Sisyphus realizes he has the easier task and is more likely to be successful than the single woman trying to find a suitable man. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1750 I hear you've been a regular here for quite some time. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1751 It didn't come with a lever? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1752 Hey Sisyphus, your fly is open. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1753 Ive seen you around here alot. Arent you tired of it? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1754 Hey, what took you so long? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1755 No, no. The Hard Rock Cafe is down the hill and across the river. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1756 Oh hey there -- come here often? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1757 Your Match photo doesn’t do you justice. 1.2845 0.05974 116 95 9 12
1758 That's quite a conspiracy theory you've got there. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1759 You push a rock up this hill often. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1760 I see you roll that boulder up this hill every day. When will you build up the courage to buy me a drink? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1761 You look like a high roller. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1762 White Man's Burden, White Woman's Burgundy 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1763 Same boulder, different day. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1764 Well aren’t you the rock star? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1765 Boulder...Balder...after four months of quarantine, I'm not picky. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1766 Nothing much, how about you? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1767 You know you don't HAVE to do that. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1768 Keep pushing until you reach the glass ceiling. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1769 No thanks Sis, I like mine straight up 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1770 I know how you feel. I ordered the Château Pavie ‘64 and they bought me the ‘68. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1771 Could you bring me some peanuts? 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1772 Hey, it's all uphill from here. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1773 Oh, I thought you said you were a "Rock AND Roller"... 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1774 I've heard you're a legend. Wanna buy me a drink? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1775 One of the reasons why you're down here was your refusal to wear a mask up there. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1776 Tomorrow, same place, same time? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1777 Honey, your slavish devotion to getting to the top does not make our marriage a picnic. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1778 Going global, huh? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1779 So papa really was a rolling stone! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1780 Will you be my Mrs. Syphus? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1781 Be right back! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1782 It's happy hour. Let it go! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1783 Care to take a break from the utter pointlessness of the ups and downs of life for one happy hour? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1784 Tough day, eh? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1785 Hey, only nine more weeks until the election! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1786 Care for a drink? I’ve got a Rolling Rock with your name on it. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1787 Every single day. And you've never once said anything about my shoes! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1788 Do you come here often big fella? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1789 Is this the famous curbside delivery they talk about? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1790 I'm at my best between a rock and a hard place. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1791 So, it's kind of heavy, I'm guessing. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1792 Normally I'd offer to help but I have my own eternal punishment to deal with. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1793 I’ll take that olive when you’re done with it. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1794 Have you tried a Peloton? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1795 And here I thought dating in my 30s was a futile exercise. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1796 Talk to me when you're not on the rebound. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
1797 Believe me pal, the dating scene these days feels pretty similar. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1798 Your profile didn’t say you were a rolling stone 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1799 I know it"s hard, but just think how hard it is to be a woman. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1800 - “Feel free to put that with the others...” 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1801 Give me a minute, I'm almost done 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1802 Ok, that IS a tough task, but you should try dating during a pandemic, 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1803 You think that’s monotonous? I’m from 2020... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1804 I wish the earth was flat in times like these. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1805 It’s the same excuse everyday 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1806 Yes, I know we’re in the 12th wave Dr. Fauci. But have you tried their Truffle Fries? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1807 Fool me 2,764 times, shame on me. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1808 How could I say no to the proposal, look at the size of that rock! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1809 Nope. Still not impressed. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1810 Not as easy as you’ve made it sound all these years now is it!? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1811 Sisyphus in the streets, syphilis in the sheets? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1812 You’d think I’d be happier being classified an essential employee... 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1813 somehow it always goes downhill for me after the first date 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1814 Bartend! I asked for a whiskey neat, but it appears I’ve gotten it on the rocks 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1815 I like a goal oriented man 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1816 Sure. Just swing by when you're done. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1817 Hey big boy, why don't you take a load off and have a seat? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1818 I've been pushing against the patriarchy my whole life. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1819 You know, they have valet parking. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1820 You probably burn as many calories on an elliptical. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1821 Cmon, one drink...your little rock isn’t going anywhere. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1822 Take a load off, it’s Happy Hour! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1823 Dating really is an uphill battle. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1824 If you wrap that up quickly you could still make happy hour! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1825 Oh honey, wait to the girls see the ROCK you got me!! 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1826 And they say drinking ages you. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1827 I’m a psychologist, I may be able to help you. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1828 Heading for the ballot box? 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1829 If you were any younger I’d let you do it again & again. 1.2821 0.06051 117 97 7 13
1830 So you’re saying if I become a Hedonist I can just stop?! 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1831 And they call ME absurd. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1832 rescuing our Democracy was harder. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1833 I’ll do one more Cabernet whenever you have a chance. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1834 No, it wasn’t me who ordered the snowball. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1835 I’m at a point in my life where, no matter what I do, I feel like I do the same pointless stuff every day, you know? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1836 I like mine on the rocks. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1837 I can see you’re busy but will you be back? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1838 Oh sorry Sisyphus, I was told to watch out for syphilis. 1.2818 0.06076 110 90 9 11
1839 Absurd, isn't it? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1840 What a coincidence! I"m looking for a strong, silent type. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1841 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a big rock. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1842 oh, my sister's into Crossfit too 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1843 Never send a man to do a woman's job. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1844 Not again. How many times do I have to tell you I’m not impressed.? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1845 Ya know...it's so much easier to get drunk than stoned. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1846 Hey handsome, what took you so long? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1847 Matzah ball! Matzah ball! Must be the next table. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1848 Now that’s what I call a highball. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1849 Hello, high roller. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1850 Seems like I see you here every day. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1851 Wow. You really are a regular. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1852 How'd you like a ball AND chain? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1853 For the five-hundredth time, are you gonna buy me a drink or not? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1854 Buy a girl a Rolling Rock? 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1855 This is the third time you’ve rolled that stone past me. Are you flirting with me? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1856 And your sitting on the mountain makes more sense? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1857 I’ve been waiting for ages for a guy with a steady job! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1858 Not if you roll it up there a thousand times. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1859 Hey, baby. Come here often? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1860 Not in a million years! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1861 On your way back I'd like another drink please. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1862 Have a drink. It’s only a myth. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1863 What time do you knock off? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1864 I figured it’s easier to find people here at the bottom. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1865 I just wish you had two of them. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1866 Yea no it’s, Si-sy-phus. It’s alright haha everyone thinks it sounds like that. I get tested regularly. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1867 Hey, Sys, you want your usual martini on the way back down? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1868 I know my profile says I like High Rollers, but... 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
1869 Maybe you should try dressing for the job you want instead of the job you have. [emphasize “want”] 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1870 Say handsome, I hear you are a rock star. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1871 Say handsome, haven't I seen you here before? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1872 I said I was looking for a guy with big ballS. 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
1873 Sisy, don't make such a phus. I'll have one ready, on your way down. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1874 I heard existentialist metaphors are good in bed, or is that just a myth? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1875 On second thought, make it a double. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1876 You really won't stop and take no for an answer, will you? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1877 I like my men strong and experienced - how’d you like to rock my world? 1.2818 0.06076 110 90 9 11
1878 I feel your pain. Every morning, I wake up sober. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1879 Please don't let it spill my wine! 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1880 How are you enjoying 2020 so far? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1881 I'm sorry, I asked for my next one to be a bit colder - not a big boulder. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1882 You really do need to learn how to relax, dear. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1883 I know, but I just can’t imagine us BOTH happy. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1884 I get it. You do crossfit. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1885 And I thought my ex took forever to finish 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1886 Thanks for bringing that all the way up here. Unfortunately we just had one flown in and don’t need yours. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1887 Has it been 4 years? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1888 I imagine you must be the happiest person in 2020 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1889 I’m sorry, sir. 2020 is only downhill from here 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1890 When I said “on the rocks”... 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1891 Why didn't you FedEx it? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1892 Feel free to stop by whenever you’re done with that 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1893 That’s why you’re late? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1894 Really? That’s kind of funny, because I’ve been condemned to be an easy roll. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1895 Everyday, Ma'am. I come here every-frickin-day. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1896 I’ve been waiting an eternity for a man like you. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1897 Have you heard this one? A guy rolling a rock comes into a bar... 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1898 Don’t even think of stopping. There’s a really strict dress code: no, shoes, no shirt , and certainly no Sisyphus. 1.2807 0.06293 114 96 4 14
1899 Oh, you know. More of the same. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1900 can you please get this over with, I'm running out of cocktails. 1.2807 0.05779 114 92 12 10
1901 I SO don't want to ask if you come here often. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1902 I know your dating profile said you were an old rock and roller. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1903 I think you've been doing the wrong thing over and over. 1.2807 0.05912 114 93 10 11
1904 Maybe on the way down, then? 1.2807 0.04580 114 84 28 2
1905 What’s a nice girl like you doing in a myth like this? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1906 I've heard it all before. You're just too busy to have time for me now. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1907 I see you have some extra baggage. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1908 You are a figure from ancient mythology and I am a regular woman having a drink on the side of a barren, inhospitable mountain. We can never date. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1909 Of all the mountains in all the towns in all the world, she walks onto mine 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1910 I just make this look easy. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1911 Let me un-rock your world. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1912 Sorry, but you need to put on your mask, and I need to take your temperature. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1913 A man works from sun to sun, a woman's work is never done, right? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1914 Well even if spending eternity holding an empty glass isn't legendary, it still sucks. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1915 Sorry, my husband ordered the Rolling Rock. But he left. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1916 For a change, why don't you ask me out? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1917 Couldn’t you have shaved? 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1918 Is that a Greek name? I dated a guy named Atlas in college. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1919 On your way a few ice cubes won't hurt 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1920 Can't you use the gym like other people? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1921 I see you here every day. You say your name is Sisyphus? 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1922 Well I did click on mover and shaker. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1923 Well, hello there... come here often? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1924 Pffft! You think you got it tough buddy, every time I empty this wine glass someone buys me another! 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1925 You should try rolling it down the hill. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1926 Dont let anybody tell you what to do 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1927 I’m looking for a supportive partner because I’m almost over-the-hill. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1928 I think I need to explain "on the rocks" 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1929 You said you'd be right back two millennia ago. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1930 Care to join me, fella? I like the way you roll. 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1931 More nuts? 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1932 You are a regular here aren't you? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1933 Stop by on your way back down. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1934 It's uphill both ways. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1935 If you can get it to the top, next round's on me. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1936 Did you remember the tonic water? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1937 Hi Sisyphus, I'm replacing Persephone who was crushed in the last avalanche. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1938 I know you said you would move mountains to convince me to agree to dinner, but I didn't think you were speaking literally. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1939 Believe me, I know how hard it is to keep the ball rolling. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1940 Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1941 Keith called. Ronnie and Charlie wanna play too. 1.2778 0.06147 108 89 8 11
1942 Have you tried to appeal the decision? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1943 Same time tomorrow, Sis? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1944 How was your day? And don't say same-old, same-old. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1945 Happy Hour here has extra large Swedish meatballs tonight. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1946 When you have a moment, can I get a check please. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1947 How about on your way back down I buy you a an ice cold Rolling Rock? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1948 Trust me. Zeus said Rolling Rock, not roll the rock. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1949 Well hello there Mr. high roller... 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1950 I said i wanted a strong drink, not a strong man. 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1951 Ah, I see the confusion. You ordered "something well-aged on the rocks.” 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1952 You really need to work on your core. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1953 Come on! Just one drink. You're not getting any younger. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1954 Why don't you just relax, and we can see what happens? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1955 That’s not quite what I meant when I said “on the rocks.” 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1956 It's about time you know how we feel...keep pushing. You're not even half way! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1957 You're gonna have to nurse that drink. I won't be back for awhile. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1958 'Same time, next week' is literal for you, isn't it? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1959 Try running for Vice President 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1960 Rock on dude. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1961 Not a great pick-up line Mr. Sisyphus. Why don’t you try again tomorrow? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1962 C'mon, neither of us is over the hill. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1963 Any chance you could pick up a loaf of bread on your way home? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1964 Good for you for Leaning In 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1965 Hey pal, I’m a little easier. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1966 Yeah, investment banking has its ups and downs too. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1967 At least you are upfront about your baggage. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1968 Kindly adjust your skirt. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1969 Good for you...an interesting outdoor workout. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1970 Even Hell has happy hour. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1971 When you're done pushing, why don't you stop by for a drink. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1972 I noticed you the last time you rolled by. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1973 The rock is not an automatic deal breaker. Last guy I dated gets his liver torn out by an eagle every day. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1974 Yeah, Hera didn't like the way I was looking at Zeus so she stuck me here to watch you. 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1975 I’ve always wanted to date a rolling stone 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1976 same time again tomorrow? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1977 Yeah yeah, try having a full time job. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1978 Next on: Mythed Connections 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1979 It's not so great up there, wouldn't bother. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1980 EZ Pass or cash, you know the drill. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1981 Aren’t you hunky! When do you get off work? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1982 Screwed either way 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1983 Welcome to stage 1 of the life without privilege experience. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1984 Maybe next time, Sisyphus. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1985 Take my order already 1.2778 0.06286 108 90 6 12
1986 You think I’d know the answer to this but... do you come here often? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1987 Sis, you really should smile more. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1988 Wow...you look exactly like you do in your photos! 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1989 Could you turn this water into a wine, I’ve had a rough day 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1990 I know exactly how you feel. Every time I finish my drink, the bartender refills it. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1991 You look familiar, have we met before? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1992 Next round is definitely on me. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1993 You should have just slipped Zeus a ten-spot. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1994 I'd say you've earned a drink on the rocks. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1995 Might I suggest there’s better things you could do over and over, endlessly? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1996 That looks heavy. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1997 Back already? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1998 I already have you booked for tomorrow. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1999 Rolling Rock? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
2000 And they still say that humans are the most intelligent race on earth 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
2001 Well if I had known it would be so big I wouldn't have ordered the app 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2002 The Old Man and the She 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
2003 What’s the worst job you ever had? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2004 Artisan ice? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2005 While you're up there, would you see if my table is ready? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2006 No, ma'am, I haven't forgotten you. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2007 YOU'RE LATE! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2008 Camus says you are having great time. Care to join me for a better time? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2009 Hello Mr. Biden. I see you're running for office again. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2010 And I’m still waiting for the main course... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2011 Why are the good ones always taken? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2012 I bet you some by here often, Sisyphus. 1.2736 0.06363 106 89 5 12
2013 Are you just doing that so you can appear in New Yorker cartoon? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2014 When I said 'Come up and see me sometime' I was just kidding. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2015 Before you roll on I’ll need to take your temperature . 1.2736 0.05925 106 86 11 9
2016 Excuse me, Sir, but could you please get me a refill for my drink when you have a moment? 1.2736 0.06363 106 89 5 12
2017 I’m not gonna wait forever, you know. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
2018 This time is sure to be different than the last! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2019 They have lovely branch here on Sundays. 1.2736 0.06074 106 87 9 10
2020 You said that last time. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2021 Nothing like a man with a consistent job. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2022 I could watch this for an eternity... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2023 Come up and see me sometime. I should be home tonight. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2024 They have valet parking, you know. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2025 Only people with Zoom invites can proceed, Mister! 1.2736 0.06074 106 87 9 10
2026 Have you tried rolling it downhill instead? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2027 Thursday: Arms and Back 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2028 When I asked for a highball, I meant the cocktail.. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2029 Just trying to make my way to 2021 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2030 Do you ever not come here often? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2031 Hey, big boy! Got a match? 1.2727 0.05763 110 89 12 9
2032 It’s so refreshing you’re not looking for something long-term. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2033 You should be wearing a mask 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2034 On your way back down, I'll have another martini. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2035 Really? You never get off? 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2036 Hey big boy. Haven’t I seen you here before? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2037 You don’t look quite the same as your profile. 1.2727 0.06045 110 91 8 11
2038 Actually, I'd just like a couple of olives. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2039 Come on mate, one drink is not going to hurt" .. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2040 Fancy seeing you again 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2041 We’re in phase 3, live a little. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2042 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2727 0.06182 110 92 6 12
2043 The tomb is the other way... 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2044 Would you like a chain to go with that? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2045 That’s not my idea of a highball. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2046 Happy hour tomorrow at 5:00. Same as always. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2047 Do you want to explain yourself or should I go first? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2048 Can you believe I actually get paid to watch? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2049 It's not happy hour for you, is it. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2050 I’m just waiting to see if you can get it up, and then we can start talking 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
2051 We said "no work" on date night 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
2052 I thought you said you’ll bring me the world? This is a rock 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2053 You said you wanted the biggest rock on your finger, well here it is!! 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2054 Still, Sisyphus? I got mine up to the top ages ago! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2055 Hey cutie, haven't I seen you here before? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2056 Old-fashioned on the rocks. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2057 I see you come by here all the time. We should get acquainted. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
2058 Most guys just bring flowers. 1.2692 0.04970 104 78 22 3
2059 I broke the glass ceiling. You should wear shoes. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
2060 So you must be one of those guys who just won't take 'no' for an answer." 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2061 You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2062 Buy me a drink when you get off work? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
2063 "Getting stoned could be a lot easier. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
2064 Falling off the wagon is how I roll. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2065 That's your pick-up line? You'd have better luck with the rock. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2066 My ad said I seek a man with big stones, not a literalist. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2067 You know — meeting women isn't really all that hard. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2068 Are you familiar with The Serenity Prayer? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2069 I'm Easier. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2070 There's not enough room here for me, you AND your date! 1.2685 0.06255 108 91 5 12
2071 Hey big boy. Do you come here often?" 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2072 Was it worth the extra 20 cents on each dollar? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2073 I think there's an app for that now, too. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2074 Your Camus Sour is waiting on you, darling. Again. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2075 Oh, another day at the CDC. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2076 So, that’s what an official mail-in ballot looks like! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2077 I’m still waiting on my water 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2078 Schop for a drinkie, I'm the thithyphean Mith. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2079 You might want to run it by the engineers before you take it to marketing. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2080 Who ordered extra rocks with their scotch? 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2081 Call me when you're done. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2082 No way, but I admire your persistence. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2083 Do I have to wait an eternity for you to buy me a drink? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2084 It's easier going the other way. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2085 Didn't I see you here last week? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2086 Those jerks downhill are looking up your skirt. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2087 I can't help right now, Sisyphus, can't you see I'm in full drag? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2088 Thanks again, honey. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2089 Ok, but if you change your mind, my name is Denise. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2090 Now you know how I feel carrying these breasts around all day. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2091 Will you be home for dinner? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2092 I asked for a splash of vodka with mine. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2093 Would your life really end if you just let it go? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2094 I admire a man who ignores the dress code. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2095 Why didn't you just take the elevator like everybody else? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2096 Hey, you're Sisyphus! If it's no trouble, can I have your autograph ? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2097 Oh, so you work here? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2098 I see you like rock and roll, maybe we can hook up. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2099 Not that kind of rock, idiot. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2100 I've got something that goes over your shoulder to help with those. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2101 Swipe left, please swipe left.. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2102 If you finish before 5 drop by 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2103 So do you want to get the ball rolling, or shall I? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2104 Well you asked for it on the rocks... 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2105 I would help...but I just got my wine and complimentary snacks. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2106 When you said 'on the rocks', I had something completely different in mind. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2107 Did you bring the icepick? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2108 I’ll be here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2109 Order me what you're having- - on the rocks! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2110 Condemned to order Rolling Rock for all eternity? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2111 Hey handsome, what are you doing later? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2112 I’m sorry, sir, but to enter you must use hand sanitizer and wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2113 I have to say that ‘Would you like to help me roll this boulder up the mountain?’ is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2114 Way to go Sysi, keep that rock rolling. 1.2667 0.06386 105 89 4 12
2115 Covid is crazy, right? But at least we're all in the same boat. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2116 Great to see you again, Sisyphus! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2117 I've heard you come here often. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2118 Pleased to meet you, Syphilis. You can call me Herpes... 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2119 As a matter of fact, I do come here often. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2120 I like big rocks. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2121 Hey, be a peach and grab me a canapé off the buffet on your way back, will you? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2122 You'd be so much prettier if you smiled. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2123 According to his dating profile, he does like a challenge. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2124 I admire your persistence. Ever consider a career in sales? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2125 Maybe next time you'll be more willing to negotiate my salary. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2126 You know this is Hadley not Hades. 1.2667 0.06092 105 87 8 10
2127 When I said on the rocks, I was thinking of a couple of ice cubes. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2128 Let it go. This is reality, not myth. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2129 No thanks, I ordered mine neat. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2130 Join me on your way down? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2131 It's happy hour and you don't look happy. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2132 Not as hard as finding an emotionally available man, trust me. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2133 But I ordered on the rocks...not on the boulder. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2134 No thanks, I’m waiting for a friend. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2135 Hey, doll. Got a light? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2136 That’s why I always ask them to make mine neat and not on the rocks. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2137 Easier to just stay here 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2138 Still at it Mr. Sisyphus? See you on the way down. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2139 I know I'll be seeing you again soon. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2140 Neat or on the Rocks...No, let me guess! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2141 I could have used you when I brought my table up here. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2142 Would you like a drink? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2143 Hey, handsome, what time do you get off work? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2144 Next time, whittle a stool and put a shirt on. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2145 Why don’t you make yourself useful and roll that sucker over a couple of these pistachios? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2146 Come up and down here often? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2147 If this is your way of getting a young lady’s attention, it looks like boulder dash to me. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2148 How refreshing to air your hubris on the first date 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2149 Despite his best efforts Sisyphus could make no headway with the girl. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2150 Tip not included 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2151 I feel your pain—I have relationship baggage too! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2152 Oh I see.. So it wasn't a typo when you wrote that you got a big rock! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2153 A little to the left. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2154 Wear a mask please! 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2155 Wrong rock 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2156 Excuse me, is that check-in or carry-on? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2157 Sometimes you just have to let it roll. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2158 It’s pronounced Sisyphus. You were thinking of the venereal disease. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2159 You know Sisyphus, you’d be a lot more attractive if you smiled 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2160 Excuse me sir, are you new here? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2161 I was picturing something a little lighter. I’ll have the fish instead 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2162 Take a picture it lasts longer 1.2667 0.05940 105 86 10 9
2163 Your stone seemed rounder and bigger on tinder 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2164 Yeah, well I still think Sartre was right, Hell is other people... 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2165 Ugh! Did zeus send you? Anyway, I will catch up with you while coming down. Save some nachos for me. 1.2667 0.06528 105 90 2 13
2166 For the last time Jim, I hinted on a bold move for the second date, not a boulder move. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2167 Sysiphus! Is that you?! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2168 Can I have another glass, please? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2169 You really do come here often. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2170 What, exactly, is your point ? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2171 I feel like I've seen you here before. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
2172 Why are the good ones always married to their work? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2173 I thought you said you wanted that cocktail on the rocks? 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2174 You should see the punishment for cheating on me 1.2647 0.04390 102 75 27 0
2175 Sorry big boy; the only rocks I'm interested in are what you can can slide onto my fingers. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
2176 You seem a bit older than you said in your profile. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2177 Next time up would you bring some ice? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2178 Take your time, last call isn't until ∞. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2179 Haven't I seen you before? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2180 Another successful match, thanks to MythologyDate.com! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2181 Sorry, I ordered a highball straight up, not on the rocks. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2182 No pain, no gain, right? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2183 Don't talk to me about futility! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2184 We’ll tell people we met at a bar. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2185 Still at it, I see. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2186 What time is it? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2187 I see you’re building your bonus miles, Sisyphus. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2188 You could have just said you were busy. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2189 Sorry, but this is the 50s Office Trope Department - you want Mythology Trope, top floor. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2190 You shouldn’t have listened when they said “You can never go home.” 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2191 Hi Sissy, oh, same old , same old...you? 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2192 Hmmm...you come here often? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2193 Trump lost? Are you sure?!! 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2194 When you said the bar was just a stone's throw up the hill you kidding. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2195 Cheer up; at least you’re not trying to date in a pandemic! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2196 You know, they say Camus used to drink at this place. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2197 Weren’t you just saying that there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2198 Just thought I'd leave no stone unturned. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2199 You look really familiar. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2200 Hey there, handsome. Come here often? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2201 Are you my Uber? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2202 Have you tried carrying it on your shoulders, like the guy in Rockefeller Center? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2203 Go back and get your mask. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2204 Hey, big boy, stop in on your way down and have a drink. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2205 Coming here makes me feel better about my life. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2206 Cave man & the feminist mountain date 🗻 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2207 You know, I have a thing for Rock Stars... 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2208 No thanks, I don't dance to rock" 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
2209 I said AN older man. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2210 -”Would you for once just dress up and leave that ridiculous giant rock you keep pushing around at home?” 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2211 Sir, did you know I only make 70 cents for your dollar? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2212 So, you got any hobbies? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2213 See ya later, gravitater. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2214 You can buy me a drink when you make it to the top. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2215 Care to join me for a bottomless glass of wine? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2216 Are you Larry? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2217 That's what you said the last time, and the time before, and the time before... 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2218 Why not take a load off? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2219 I’m sorry, you’ll have to go back and get a mask. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2220 ABD from the philosophy department? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2221 If you’re not too busy, could you get me some more ice? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2222 It looked taller in your pictures. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2223 You think that's hell? I've been waiting for my date forever! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2224 We Sirens got the revised script last month. How did you miss that memo? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2225 So, when do you get off? 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2226 Upward mobility is a farce, Sisyphus. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2227 Hey handsome, I'll tell you what's not futile and that's your chances with me tonight. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2228 I’ll catch you next time around. 1.2621 0.04355 103 76 27 0
2229 That's what my unread e-mails feel like. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2230 Hey Sisy, it’s going to roll back down anyway so why not take a break and get a load off... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2231 It was a cherry I wanted. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2232 I thought you wanted rock and roll entertainment? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2233 My, what strong legs you've got. 1.2621 0.06164 103 86 7 10
2234 Ask me about my mother - I hear it's all downhill from there. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2235 Sometimes this dating thing feels like an exercise in futility. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2236 You’ll have to check that baggage. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2237 So you want a high ball? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2238 Glad to see someone’s still working! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2239 So this is what old fashioned dating means...? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2240 Same again please 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2241 Without the chain, the ball isn’t so fun, now is it? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2242 I said "on the rocks" - plural. Where is the other one? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2243 No, no, no! That is not how you begin “rock, paper, scissors.” 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2244 Hey, there's nothing sissy about a Sisyphean task. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2245 Why so glum? It's Happy Hour! 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2246 Jeeez, would ya quit Sisyphooting around 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2247 Got a couple of minutes? 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2248 Need help? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2249 Hey, the sign says, "Shoes and shirt required." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2250 As long as you're up... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2251 I find stick-to-itiveness very attractive. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2252 So, is there a Mrs. Sisyphus? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2253 I'm imagining you very, very happy. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2254 Good news Mr, Sisyphus, Donald Trump has out done your self-aggrandizing and deceitfulness and will be helping you soon. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2255 I’m sorry, but the funicular is broken all year. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2256 Maybe you can use it to help me break the glass ceiling. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2257 damned if you do, damned if you don’t. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2258 Yes I do. In fact, I’ve been coming here for the last 2,852 days. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2259 Stop being such a Sysi and just talk to her! 1.2621 0.06317 103 87 5 11
2260 You shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2261 I think you're mistaking me for my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2262 So you're the Rolling Rock distributor? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2263 I prefer mine straight up. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2264 Nice core. You must do this a lot. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2265 I take a drink every time it rolls back down. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2266 You...have the time? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2267 Welcome to the Existentialist Club, where the angst is on the house. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2268 Sisyphus, you know I'e always had a thing for rock and rollers. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2269 You must be one of those "working people" I keep hearing about. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2270 I hear ya. I've been working from home, and it never stops." 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2271 I love you, but I won't wait for you forever. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2272 Sisyphus, when are you going to get that rock to the top of the hill, this drink isn't going to drink itself. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2273 Of all the gin joints, in all of the world... 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2274 Maybe you'll get somewhere if you buy me a drink. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2275 Want to stop by for a drink on your way down? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2276 You one of the regulars? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2277 Hi, I'm Miriam. You come here often? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2278 I know it's futile but you still must wear a mask. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2279 Let me know if you can get it up. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2280 Yeah, you know what else seems endless? Come ons from 'high rollers'. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2281 You're not exactly the one to ask me what am I doing tasting wine on the side of a steep hill? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2282 If I were you I'd get out of the way now. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2283 I asked for my drink on the rocks 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2284 It looks like your therapy hasn't helped much. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2285 Sisyphus, is that you? I recognized you from your profile picture. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2286 You’re in here a lot. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2287 No, I don’t believe in free will either. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2288 When you said you were a Mason, I was thinking something else entirely. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2289 The Modern Day Legend "Sisy, I've changed my mind, I want that boulder at the bottom of the hill." 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2290 I just feel like I’m in a career rut. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2291 You're late this time. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2292 I've seen you before. Don't tell me...Syllabus? Syphilis?" 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2293 You think you’re cursed, these peanuts are stale.” 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2294 You didn't have a beard on Match! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2295 Darling, one soul crushing experience at a time 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2296 Hey, big boy, do you come by here often ? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2297 This is locally sourced, so it can be a bit heavier than the last one. 1.2621 0.06164 103 86 7 10
2298 You know what's very interesting about your punishment; it's both cruel and unusual. I see the gravity in your situation, and it's absurdity. How's the view from the top of the hill? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2299 I still don't want to get a drink with you, but something tells me you'll keep asking. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2300 I’ll do anything for you, my love 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
2301 You know, I think I’ve finally come to terms with my failures. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2302 We all have our burdens to carry. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2303 Have you been waiting long? It took me longer than I thought to get here. . 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2304 This is not what I meant by ‘playing some rock and roll.’ 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2305 Don’t forget to fill out a review at the end of your eternity. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2306 Can I see both of them? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2307 I just don't love my work like you 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2308 I have the feeling that you took that pointless job just to avoid me... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2309 It’s much easier on the way down. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2310 When you're finished there can you find my waiter? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2311 -Do you love me now?? -Mmm, a little bit further!! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2312 I prefer my drinks neat, thanks though. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2313 Sisyphus,table for 1. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2314 Sorry, we are not hiring right now. At least you got a good Story! 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
2315 I know how you feel! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2316 I appreciate the proposal but that’s not quite the rock I was hoping for 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2317 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2318 ... okay, where was I? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2319 Sisyphus is so hard to say when you're drunk. I'm jus' gonna call you "Boo with the big rock." 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2320 Gravity always wins 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2321 Thank you for taking on your share of the emotional labour in this relationship. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2322 Thanks again for offering to buy me a drink, Sisyphus. But for the millionth time, I'm waiting for someone. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2323 How many times are you going to stroll past me before offering to buy a girl a drink? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2324 When you get to the top, give me a call. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2325 Well, well...we meet again Sisyphus 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2326 The wait is an eternity if you don’t have a reservation. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2327 Whadaya say you lose the metaphor and give a gal some company? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2328 I just meant with ice. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2329 "Wait, don't tell me...'This is the last time', Right? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2330 I’ll pass, thanks. Missus Sisyphus is suspicious. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2331 I said I had a thing for older men -- not boulder men. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2332 Seriously, could you please just bring the check BEFORE you're done with that? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2333 We can’t keep meeting like this... 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2334 When I look at you all I see is an eternity! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2335 I’ve been cursed by the gods to forever repeat the same boring small talk. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2336 Thursday night works. My schedule isn't set in stone. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2337 You really need to be specific when ordering a highball in this place. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2338 You’re bolder then I thought 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2339 So you're in landscaping? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2340 Sure is nice to sit down with a drink after a long day. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2341 Maybe next time? Well, if there is a next time. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2342 I feel like I've deserved this drink - I've had such a difficult day in the office you won't believe it 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2343 Admit it. If I had said I was hoping for some "sparkling carats", you wouldn't have understood that either. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2344 You know, "on the rocks" is plural. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2345 Are you a dog or a cat person? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2346 I know you’ll be back, but I may not be here by then 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2347 Tomorrow I have a new list of contacts for you to trace." 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2348 How many times do I have to tell you? I ordered the bowl of hors d'oeuvres,not the boulder of Zeus. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2349 Same place tomorrow? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2350 I swear I've seen you round here before 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2351 Now that's what you call a highball! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2352 I’d ask but I know exactly how often you come here. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2353 For the millionth time, you can't have my number! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2354 Sorry, sports has been cancelled. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2355 I'm sorry, sir, but face coverings are required. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2356 I know this is your eternity, but it's still my Friday. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2357 OK, but 'on the rocks' is plural. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2358 You do know, I’m sure, that we do have a very strict dress code? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2359 So tell me, Sisyphus, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2360 I like his fitness and dedication to his job, but he might be just a little too pushy for me. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2361 So what’s your story? Your buddy just passed by, pulling a rope, and when I asked him why, he said: Did you ever try pushing one? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2362 Interested in a real endless struggle? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2363 I like a man who's resilient. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2364 I asked for olives and NO rocks. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2365 My question is this, are you half way up the hill? or halfway down? 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2366 How ironic that they made you do this in Denver. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2367 I’m sorry.We don’t allow returns. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2368 Sisyphus? Thank goodness! I though you said "syphilis!" 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2369 That looks hard. When you're done, I'm easy. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2370 So, do you still think this dress makes me look fat? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2371 Sisyphus? The table for two? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2372 Oh, Sisy, let it go and just chill with me! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2373 You’d look prettier if you smiled more. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2374 I hate to be the one to tell you, but Happy Hour ended five minutes ago. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2375 Thanks, but not that kind of highball. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2376 Why not stop by for a drink when you're all done? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2377 So, you got this gig because your boss had father issues? Tell me more. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2378 Why don't you stop by on your way down? That is, if you have nothing better to do. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2379 Um, the freight elevator is on the other side. 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
2380 We will roll over your appointment to Tuesday 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2381 I like to test my intuition. You're not a guy who'd be constantly checking his phone if we had a drink? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2382 Sure, that's tough, but making small talk is just as grueling. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2383 It's Sisyphus. I have a standing reservation. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2384 Stop on your way down and have a drink 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2385 I'm a woman. Been there, done that. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2386 Why don't you come up and down and up and down and see me sometime? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2387 When you're done with that boulder, drop by and I'll show you a better way to get your rocks off. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2388 You might want to think about using a crane. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2389 That goes on the buffet with the shellfish. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2390 Mick, Stop, it’s time to put away the Rolling Stone and retire! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2391 They’ve named a new drink for you, Sisyphus on the Rock. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2392 I wasn't even impressed the first time. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2393 Okay already, I will give you my number 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2394 Hey, he-man! You've passed-by here way, way too often. Don't be a Sissy. How 'bout one on the rocks with me 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2395 You know that they have a “No shoes, no service” policy here, don’t you? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2396 I stood up a guy in a swan costume. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2397 I’m still waiting. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2398 Could I trouble you for a match? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2399 Well, I didn't realize that the "rocking it!" on your tinder profile was this literal. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2400 Shall I order you something on the rocks? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2401 I'll have a Rolling Rock, please! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2402 I like listening to The Rolling Stones too! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2403 Baby, I invented rock n roll. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2404 I didn’t expect to see you here Nancy. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2405 Next time, don’t drop the ball. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2406 Delivery for a Mr Sisyphus! 1.2600 0.06454 100 85 4 11
2407 First time? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2408 So, how's trickle-down economics working out for you? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2409 I didn’t think this is what you meant when you said “I know The Rock” 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2410 It was at this point Colin realised his date wasn’t looking for a guy with a big rock.. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2411 Well, it’s better than going home with Syphilis 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2412 Just keep applying. Someone will call you. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2413 This is not exactly what I meant when I said I needed something stronger. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2414 I'll have another glass of wine when you get a moment. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2415 Don't wear yourself out this year. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2416 You would look better if you smiled more. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2417 I'd ask you to stop for a drink, but that would be pointless. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2418 Work huh? I feel you 1.2600 0.06454 100 85 4 11
2419 Oh, I just finished a set of 10. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2420 Sorry hun, I’m booked till the end of eternity 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2421 There are other women at the bottom of the hill, you know. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2422 Stop by on your way down. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2423 So that's what you do for a living. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2424 Wife of Sisyphus 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2425 Just saying...what're you hoping to accomplish pushing that up there? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2426 Just because you'll be back doesn't mean I'll still be here. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2427 You want a drink or are you going to push that rock all night? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2428 Got a minute? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2429 Could I get a menu? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2430 I know you have been doing that for an eternity but you do realize it was only a parable from Greek mythology!!! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2431 I asked for two olives. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2432 Take it back. I said 'on the rocks,'not boulders. 1.2596 0.06110 104 87 7 10
2433 And leave your credit card, too. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2434 Don't get me started on MY day! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2435 Sorry the answers still no. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 2
2436 So you like to rock and roll do you? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2437 « I lost an earring out there. Can you keep an eye out for it? « 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2438 So, whatcha doin' later, big boy? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2439 Pass by here often? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2440 The 'No Shoes No Service' rule is strictly enforced here. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2441 Care for one "on the rocks"? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2442 That's not the rock I was hoping for. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2443 Nice try, but I said a Rock from Tiffany's. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2444 Do you often come this way? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2445 Between a rock and a hard place, eh? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2446 Just this one last roll, I swear 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
2447 Huh. Camus said you’d be taller. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2448 You got stones, I’ll give you that 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2449 Bet you try this with all the girls 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2450 It’s called manifesting, just imagine yourself happy 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2451 I’ll bet you take *your* whiskey straight up. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2452 Who’s your personal trainer? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2453 According to 23andMe I am part caveman 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2454 Wanna try out something really pointless? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2455 Kellyanne Conway finally found her ideal captive audience! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2456 One million more times and yes you can buy me a drink. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2457 Aren’t you glad it’s not square? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2458 So, your Tinder profile isn't an exaggeration. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2459 Would you like a Manhattan on the rock. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2460 Let me get the ball rolling here.. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2461 Roll up here often? 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2462 Yeah, she's here ... the MILF of Sisyphus. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2463 So, do you come her often? 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2464 So, Sisyphus, come here often? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2465 You look awfully familiar. Do you come here often? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2466 Rolling stones gather no dates. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2467 Too bad. My curse involves this martini glass never being empty. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2468 With all the bars closed,I'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2469 See You Soon 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2470 I don't rollover that easily. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2471 Buy me a drink? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2472 It beats being stood up for eternity. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2473 I love a man with a purpose. Do join me when you're done. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2474 I asked for a twist. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2475 That will ensure social distancing. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2476 Patio dining's open, buddy. . .but the gym is still closed. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2477 Can you send my server over when you get a chance? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2478 Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because they are the people you are going to meet on the way down." (with credits to Art Carney 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2479 On your next trip up, could you bring me a napkin? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2480 Let the good times roll. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2481 You said you wanted it on the rocks 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2482 I wonder which one of us is bolder 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2483 Knucklehead! I said NOT on the rocks. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2484 Hey sailor, buy you a drink? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2485 We will talk about uplifting experiences on your way down 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2486 It's only uphill from here, God (*sips on quarantini) 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2487 I'm sorry about last time, I thought you said "syphilis" 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2488 Hey stranger, haven’t I seen you passing by before? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2489 Yell "'Fore" if it gets away from you. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2490 When you're finished, Sisyphus, why don't you look me up? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2491 Care for some Syphilis with that Sysiphus? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2492 Just a reminder.The gymnasia closes tonight at 9! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2493 You men and your sports. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2494 No, I really don't want to come up and see your etchings 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2495 All it is with you is work, work, work! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2496 You think you're discouraged, try finding a date during a pandemic 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2497 I said “ON the rocks” not one big rock” 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
2498 A couple million more times and you'll have an idea of how it feels to fight a glass ceiling. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2499 Oh, you're the Greek one, aren't you. I love Greek food, it's amazing! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2500 Are you here for the convention too? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2501 You're the only one who understands when i say i want a drink on the rocks. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2502 Have you thought of digging a hole at the top of the hill? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2503 I used to push rocks too, but over the years I've transitioned into a wine kinda gal. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2504 I thought you said a highball. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2505 The next time you come up, could you bring more peanuts? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2506 Hey Sisy! Great seeing you again! What's new with you? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2507 Well hello there Sisyphus. I like the way you roll. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2508 Do you want your drink on the rocks? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2509 Thats not what I meant when I said I want my drink on the rocks. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2510 My my. She’s a lucky girl. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2511 Hi there! Haven't I seen you before? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2512 I've always admired a man with big stones. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2513 Take your time-- you paid for the whole night. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2514 While you're up, see if you can find our waiter. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2515 It looks like you're a regular here too. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2516 Another Merlot, please, when you get a sec. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2517 one back when you are done Si, but I am not going to wait for an eternity. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2518 I feel like I've seen your face before. Do you come here often? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2519 Sisyphus, you seem great and all, but I feel like we’re talking in circles. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2520 Hey there, not so fast--buy a girl a drink and let a little moss gather. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2521 ...or you could just roll with it. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2522 Oh great. Another sisyphean first date. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2523 You do that every day too? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2524 If you think that is laborious you should try this wine. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2525 When do you take a depressed economy to therapy? 1.2577 0.06760 97 84 1 12
2526 Have you seen the news? Trust me Atlas, nobody noticed. Have a drink. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2527 I chose my career because I heard it had good upward mobility. How about you? 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2528 I told you she wasn't worth it. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2529 Actually, you’re quite happy. Camus said so. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2530 When you’re done with that I’m low on peanuts... 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2531 I'll just sit here and watch, if that's fine 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2532 Hi there! Looks like you work for the CDC! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2533 Do you know how much work it took to get here? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2534 Sisyphus rolls into a bar, again. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2535 Paleo looks good on you 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2536 Do you come here often?" "I'm hoping to leave town soon, actually. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2537 - Hi again Sisyphus! I don’t think they’re at home. - Delivery high bounce rates are killing online selling. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2538 You've got it easy. I've been trying to convince American's to have some sense 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2539 We need to talk. I've met someone. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2540 It's 2020, it's just gonna roll back down again. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2541 Yes, Rick. I did it in heels. 1.2577 0.06266 97 81 7 9
2542 Oh how the tables have turned! 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2543 Should I get you one on the rocks? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2544 May I offer you some advice? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2545 How did you sidestep the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2546 His Tinder profile said he was a baller. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2547 I think you’re coming on too strong. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2548 Are you going to put in for "Over-Time" ? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2549 Definitely! Unprecedented times! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2550 Hang in there, Joe 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2551 And here I thought sitting at a bar on a steep rocky slope waiting for Mr. Right to come along was an exercise in futility. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2552 Did that for thirty years. Enough! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2553 May I help you? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2554 They do have a bellhop in the lobby. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2555 Sorry...you can't enter without a shirt and shoes. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2556 Not what I had in mind ... when I said I'll take mine on the rocks 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2557 At least you’re upfront with your issues. I find that refreshing. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2558 Just yell 'Fore!' when you get to the top. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
2559 Keep up the good work Mayor 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2560 Sigh. “Not another one,” she said to herself. Marilyn turned from her Chardonnay to her disheveled suitor with a full eye-roll. “Let me guess. You want to know if I want to be between a rock and a hard place.” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2561 Ahh!! Are we carrying the male ego today? 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2562 But you haven’t heard of infinite scrolling? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2563 If you're not busy, I'll take another glass. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2564 Join me for happy hour on your way back down 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2565 I don’t wanna do this, I don’t have to do this, but I like to think this is who I am. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2566 Oh, good. I thought you weren’t coming. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2567 Hey, haven’t I seen you here before? And before that? And before that? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2568 Ugh, Tuesday’s! Am I right? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2569 I've always been interested in boulder men. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2570 Sorry, I said neat. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2571 You,Tarzan. Me, Jane. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2572 Are you busy tonight? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2573 When they told me to aim for a 'big rock' when you proposed, this wasn't quite what I had in mind... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2574 If you buy me a drink, I’ll get them to turn the page up side down. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2575 So... do you have any other hobbies? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2576 Didn’t you get the memo? We leave the rocks at the bottom now. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2577 That's absurd. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2578 Is that with an 'f' or a 'ph'? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2579 So, what you doing later? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2580 That's a boulder move than the last guy made. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2581 I can't wait to hear your reason for that. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2582 Such a hard body wasted on a rock. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2583 I'll be here when you're done with that 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2584 It feels like we’re forever bumping into each other... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2585 The real punishment is this bland martini. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2586 That's close enough. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2587 You went to Jared ? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2588 Oh, I only meant I’d like some ice in it. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2589 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the Rosé.” 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2590 You pick your Hell and I'll pick mine! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2591 So, how long have you been on Bouldr? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2592 Eternity? That's how long the waiter took! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2593 Oh, no. Mick Jagger left over an hour ago. 1.2525 0.06149 99 83 7 9
2594 Yes,I do come here often. And you? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
2595 When the gyms and bars are finally open again, do you think we'll look back fondly at all this quality time together? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2596 Those gallstones will just come back to haunt you. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2597 Excuse me, I was never given the water I asked for five minutes ago. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2598 I meant a “bolder man” not a “boulder man” 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2599 Not even a giant snowball's chance I'm going out with you. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2600 You’re so absurd 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2601 Same place same time tomorrow? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2602 You never have time for me 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2603 So how has working from home been for you? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2604 You’d look so much prettier if you smiled! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2605 I love a man with confidence, but hubris? Eugh 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2606 Well, I'm a little bit Country... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2607 Your job sounds so interesting! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2608 You and me both pal. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2609 It's nice to see a familiar face. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2610 Thank you for your service. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2611 But you look great. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2612 How does it feel? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
2613 ... and when you're done with that, be sure to take out the trash! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2614 On your way back, I would LOVE to have an olive. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2615 Chose your burden wisely 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2616 A little moss will be ok dear 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2617 Can't you get your mind off of work for one minute? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2618 Come sit and take a load off. 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2619 Yes, now I remember. You had the profile that said you liked "Rolling Stones." 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2620 No. Sisyphus passed by an hour ago. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2621 Hey, stranger. What are you doing later? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2622 Stop me if you've heard this one, but I feel as though we've met before . 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2623 Don't talk to me about injustice. This wine isn't a good vintage and the peanuts are unsalted. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2624 It’s the worlds largest matzoh ball 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2625 I don't remember ordering an old fashioned on the rocks. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2626 Can't get it up? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2627 I'm a Rolling Stones fan myself. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2628 Every day with that damned boulder. 'Gotta get it to the top', that's all you care about. What about me? I didn't sign up for this. I married a king but what do I get? Maybe a 'Hi, howya doing' once a day. Big deal. I want a divorce. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2629 Just let go. It doesn't get any better than this. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2630 If you don't have anything better to do than social distancing, how 'bout joining me for a drink! I have masks! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2631 You do realize there is a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy at this establishment. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2632 I love how you slide down at the end! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2633 Hi - nice to see you again! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2634 Come here often . . . ? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2635 Sorry, you'll have to take that around the back. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2636 Hey, what time do you get off tonight? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2637 You sure come by regularly for someone who's "not interested." 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2638 Look on the bright side; your quarantine beard is looking quite sporty. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2639 Is that you, Fauci? It's me, Debbie Birx. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2640 Not without mask, please! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2641 Would it kill you to do happy hour just once? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2642 I’m sorry. We’re still fully booked. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2643 Haven’t I seen you in this place before? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2644 I’ve read Camus, but you don’t look so happy to me. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2645 Oh Sisyphus, just let it roll off your back. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2646 Student debt. But, I’m a nice guy. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2647 When you’re done with that, the leaves need to be raked, too. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2648 Cute but I can do that in heels 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2649 Would you like some scotch with your rock 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2650 it's just a cotton ball.. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2651 I said, I like the way you roll... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2652 Got time for a quickie? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2653 Another round? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2654 You don’t have to go through all that. I’m easy. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2655 No I wanted a 25 yr old on the rocks. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2656 I said neat. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2657 I hear you keep pushing for an eternity, I'm intrigued. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2658 Sisyphus? Aren't you a little old for that? 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2659 Are you busy later? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2660 I can tell you workout. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2661 Hi, sweeie. Didn't I see you here yesterday? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2662 Can I just call you Sissy? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2663 You're going to say no, but can I buy you a drink? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2664 Sorry, but I'm waiting for Tantalus. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2665 Stop on your way down then... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2666 I dated Orpheus, so don't try to make like you're a big rock star. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2667 Hey, big boy - Carpe Diem! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2668 I'm waiting for Tantalus. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2669 I’ve seen you here before. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2670 I hope you're not the "Ball of fun" the dating site matched with me. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2671 Can't you just crush the grapes the normal way? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2672 This is almost as hard as living in 2020. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2673 Hey mister, do you want to fuck me?” “Not now, I’m pushing this rock 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2674 Hey, catch you on the way down big boy. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2675 No, I didn't order a highball on the rocks. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2676 Have you got a match? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2677 Let this be a lesson to you! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2678 I’ll buy you a drink when you’re done. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2679 Nice abs. You been workin' out? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2680 Your right, I should have specified the use of a fitness ball 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2681 Hi Sis, buy a girl a drink? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2682 Ditch the boulder and have one on the rocks. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2683 Your profile said you were into rock n' roll, not rolling a rock. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2684 I've definitely seen you here before. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2685 Atlas? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2686 I'll bet that really tones your thighs. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2687 You wanted your drink on the rocks? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2688 Would you mind bringing me some more pretzels when you're through with that rock? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2689 I hope you can carry the conversation because I’m pretty tired”. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2690 The days just run together, don't they? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2691 This isn't exactly how I expected to spend our retirement. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2692 I can't believe I fell for a Tinderized loser: “Hippie into Rock and Roll”. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2693 Hey Mister, come here often? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2694 Why yes, I *am* ready for some rock and roll! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2695 Wait, HOW many repetitions did they say? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2696 No, I didn’t just crawl out from under a rock. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2697 Oh, you must be Sisyphus. I’m Jan 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2698 Now you know how it feels. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2699 It' s hard to imagine you're happy with that attitude, Mister. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2700 I'm gearing up for the debate. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2701 And I was filing darn invoices all day! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2702 Can interest you in something even more meaningless? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2703 How many times are you going to be featured in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2704 So you weren't trying to be ironic with the whole, "I've been ordained to a life of eternal struggle," bit in your dating profile? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2705 You know I get half this rock, right? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2706 We have to check your temperature before you can ho any further. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2707 Hey, when do you get off work? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2708 I bet you're a Capricorn. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2709 Hey big boy! Why don't you buy me a drink when you're done rolling that stone up the hill? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2710 Thanks, but I just wanted more ice. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2711 Would you like one for the roll? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2712 Resistance is futile 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2713 Hi! Do you come here a lot? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2714 I'll bet you can use a cold beer right about now. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2715 Yes, yes, we get it, Sisyphus--you're essential. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2716 This place has really gone downhill. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2717 You're brother Atlas was here and said if you came by, to tell you it's all just a hoax, let it go and have a drink! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2718 Oh sweetie, drop the ball, come have a drink! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2719 You need to put a large stone or something under it. That thing has rolled past me three times just since I came here. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2720 Sisyphus, stop by for a martini when you're finished. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2721 Turns out the struggle itself isn't enough to fill a man's heart 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2722 Now I know what they call this the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2723 You were serious when you promised to do the heavy lifting in our relationship! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2724 I just wanted a little ice for my drink. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2725 But they're keeping you on payroll indefinitely, too, right? 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2726 Got the time? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2727 I thought that was just your day job. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2728 My penance is not having an olive in my martini. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2729 That olive is much bigger than I expected! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2730 Bring Your Own Boulder": oh that's what it meant 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2731 Sweetie, I've read my Camus and I'm sorry if it annoys you, but I'm imagining you happy. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2732 Cheer up, Sisyphace! At least you don’t have your immortal liver picked apart every day like that Prometheus guy. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2733 Sorry, he's out. Could you come back tomorrow? 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2734 After you're done, bring me the check. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2735 You're wasting your time. I'm not impressed. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2736 Stop. I don't care who you are. I must take your temperature again. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2737 I ordered the rock OYSTERS. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2738 Just drop what you're doing and have a drink with me. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2739 So how's your day going? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2740 Tell me your story and I’ll tell you mine. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2741 Sorry, I said colder. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2742 I prefer my men, neat. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2743 I am a ballbuster. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2744 Come by when you're finished! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2745 Oh dear, daddy. Not papa roll a stone, Papa was a rollin' stone. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2746 When you get a break, how about gettin' me some ice? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2747 Rock and roll will never die. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2748 Hi! Come here often. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2749 Why, yes, come to think of it, I believe we’ve met before. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2750 What are you doing on the way down? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2751 I've always liked a boulder man. 1.2444 0.06183 90