Contest #720


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720

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Do you struggle endlessly through here often?”
  2. “You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pickup lines.”
  3. “Sorry, I said hold the rocks.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-08-16T18:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-08-30T18:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-08-24T18:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 31, 2020
Number of captions 8597
Number of responses 1123201
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I changed my mind. It would look better on the other side. 1.9701 0.00972 6526 2114 2493 1919
1 Now imagine having to do that in heels 1.8612 0.00809 9952 4029 3276 2647
2 The blind date site stated you are "Strong, upwardly mobile and persistent" which sounded good at the time. 1.8541 0.01375 3276 1288 1178 810
3 I said I prefer bolder men, not boulder men. 1.8485 0.01250 4119 1684 1375 1060
4 Oh come on...what's could the worst that could happen if you stop for a drink? 1.8429 0.01345 3444 1386 1213 845
5 When you have a minute, I ‘d like another olive. 1.8217 0.01878 1677 672 632 373
6 Good for you! Men your age usually struggle getting it up. 1.8188 0.00929 7714 3391 2322 1994
7 Your wife is lucky. I can't even get my husband to pick up his towel. 1.8147 0.00800 9907 4231 3276 2395
8 I just feel like it’s always an uphill battle with you. 1.8135 0.01888 1603 635 632 336
9 You can just buy those at the top, you know 1.8056 0.01776 2047 898 649 500
10 It keeps the restroom key from getting lost. 1.7993 0.01355 3472 1525 1119 828
11 My punishment? An eternity drinking White Zinfandel paired with honey-roasted peanuts. 1.7822 0.02012 1520 669 513 338
12 Something told me that you'd be back. 1.7780 0.01384 2910 1206 1144 560
13 My last boyfriend got too close to the sun. 1.7731 0.01241 4090 1857 1304 929
14 You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pick-up lines. 1.7707 0.00879 7997 3598 2635 1764
15 They closed my gym, too. 1.7662 0.00958 6588 2942 2243 1402
16 Oh,Sisyphus! I’ve mythed you! 1.7601 0.01462 2997 1406 904 687
17 Enough about your problems; let's talk about me. 1.7558 0.02341 999 425 393 181
18 After you’re done with that I need help with my computer. 1.7464 0.01436 2674 1162 1028 484
19 Why don't you just wait for them to flatten the curve? 1.7443 0.02050 1435 663 476 296
20 Did you know that there is a freight elevator around back? 1.7418 0.01275 3617 1651 1249 717
21 I am also unattainable. 1.7404 0.00890 8389 4158 2251 1980
22 Is there a Missusyphus? 1.7358 0.01456 2801 1299 943 559
23 Actually I’m relieved. I thought your dating profile name was a reference to syphilis. 1.7289 0.01006 6492 3256 1741 1494
24 No, no, finish what you were doing. 1.7259 0.01470 2598 1183 944 471
25 That wasn’t exactly the rock I was hoping for... 1.7234 0.01638 2155 1003 745 407
26 You're doing that wrong. 1.7178 0.01614 2466 1238 686 542
27 Mine is that I have to go on endless online dates. 1.7163 0.01528 2397 1107 863 427
28 Paper! I win 1.7145 0.01702 2154 1067 635 452
29 I'm going to need you to take that all the way back down, then come back with your mask 1.7102 0.02252 1201 590 369 242
30 There's probably a very specific word in German for this situation. 1.7097 0.01635 2177 1041 727 409
31 This is what fixing our country will be like, Joe. So pace yourself. 1.7054 0.02256 1205 599 362 244
32 You don't have to do this forever, you know. That's only a myth. 1.7047 0.02811 701 328 252 121
33 Walter just valet the darn thing so we can start dinner. 1.7032 0.01078 5259 2617 1581 1057
34 I’ve got time for a good time, if you’ve got the inclination. 1.7027 0.01238 4342 2281 1067 992
35 Think of it as God's way of helping you understand women... 1.6977 0.01045 5773 2955 1608 1210
36 You just have to learn to let it go. 1.6944 0.01247 3681 1787 1230 663
37 Now imagine doing that for 10% less pay. 1.6926 0.01943 1503 728 509 266
38 Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! 1.6916 0.00995 6359 3285 1748 1325
39 Whatever. It’s still not an excuse for being late. 1.6863 0.01976 1342 628 507 207
40 Why yes, I do date men trapped in pointless, self-destructive cycles. 1.6790 0.01346 3143 1561 1030 552
41 Dr. Fauci. So nice to see you again." 1.6790 0.01063 5778 3110 1411 1256
42 So...“the man, the myth and the legend” wasn’t just a catchy profile description. 1.6762 0.01674 1995 985 671 339
43 Your name wouldn't happen to be Fauci, would it? 1.6750 0.01509 2748 1451 739 558
44 So, where do you see yourself in 500 years 1.6677 0.01869 1643 835 519 289
45 Do you struggle endlessly through here often? 1.6663 0.01091 5056 2643 1453 958
46 Oh,god...not another aging rock star. 1.6655 0.01843 1719 885 524 310
47 Have you ever tried publishing New Yorker captions? Basically the same thing 1.6624 0.01154 4974 2769 1115 1090
48 I think I liked it more at the bottom. 1.6539 0.01363 2866 1430 998 438
49 Again, backwards and in heels and then I'll be impressed. 1.6477 0.01262 3665 1943 1070 652
50 So, a rolling stone gathers momentum, huh? 1.6350 0.01394 3436 2002 684 749
51 But can you KEEP it up? 1.6328 0.01377 3126 1718 841 567
52 That's one hell of a dung ball. You must be from Washington D.C. 1.6299 0.01394 3626 2197 574 855
53 I don’t think you’re fully comprehending the gravity of the situation. 1.6142 0.02221 1081 577 344 160
54 I seem to be between a rock and a hard drink. 1.6136 0.01416 2844 1570 796 472
55 The invite said BYOB. Well this is awkward. 1.6112 0.01750 1726 922 553 251
56 Oh please. I've already done it backwards and in heels. 1.6111 0.01508 2592 1463 672 456
57 Sisyphus, is that like a nickname or what? 1.6064 0.01564 2449 1404 601 438
58 I know you’ve got your hands full, but can you bring me another round on your way back? Thanks. 1.6062 0.01507 2509 1400 689 413
59 When you're done, I'd like to see a menu please. 1.6053 0.01500 2465 1367 706 392
60 Honestly, I’m not worth the effort. 1.6033 0.01609 2352 1366 549 432
61 Your profile said you owned a scenic Boulder getaway... 1.6026 0.01628 2310 1347 528 427
62 Sorry, I said hold the rocks. 1.6000 0.01635 2220 1280 548 392
63 Nice try, but I was expecting a diamond. 1.5994 0.01658 2194 1277 519 397
64 Oh thank goodness I thought you said syphilis 1.5990 0.01655 2202 1282 521 399
65 It must be one hell of a scotch. 1.5976 0.01816 2125 1344 292 489
66 Come on. One drink. What's the worst that could happen? 1.5946 0.02808 624 331 215 78
67 No, the gods are okay with me. This is just exercise. 1.5918 0.01756 1918 1118 465 334
68 Well, at least you don't have to try to push it through a glass ceiling. 1.5910 0.01780 1763 1000 484 279
69 Yeah, kinda like marriage. 1.5866 0.01846 1766 1045 402 317
70 I’m having a sensation of déjà vu.” 1.5860 0.01858 1744 1030 395 313
71 I love a man with balls. 1.5844 0.01945 1701 1050 309 342
72 When I ordered a rolling rock, that isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.5826 0.01936 1617 968 356 293
73 So, do you come here ad infinitum? 1.5826 0.01855 1605 918 439 248
74 You busy? 1.5823 0.01874 1652 966 406 278
75 ... “while you’re at it dear, do you mind retrieving my purse from the car?” 1.5820 0.01944 1629 979 341 301
76 Oh, not quite. I meant a shoulder to lean on, not boulder. 1.5801 0.01957 1591 959 338 291
77 Oh I’ve met your brother Syphilis 1.5798 0.02010 1604 997 282 324
78 To be frank, you’re not the sort of high roller I had in mind. 1.5794 0.05177 214 125 54 35
79 You do know this is the definition of insanity, right? 1.5777 0.01898 1461 823 432 206
80 Sisyphus? No, sorry I don’t have a reservation under that name. Can you try again on your way back down? 1.5724 0.02097 1429 885 270 274
81 Impressive, but I’ve stopped having drinks with guys from the Paleolithic period. 1.5709 0.02117 1389 858 269 262
82 Infatuation,disillusionment,inevitable rejection. I'll stick with my rock,thanks. 1.5706 0.02140 1381 860 254 267
83 At least you still have a job. 1.5697 0.01980 1234 678 409 147
84 You know you're just a metaphor, right? 1.5686 0.02324 955 541 285 129
85 They've rewritten the myth...you don't get anywhere near the top now. 1.5678 0.02173 1328 827 248 253
86 Cheer up, the other guy is getting his liver chewed out by an eagle! 1.5677 0.03884 347 198 101 48
87 Whew ! Thank God I thought your Tinder profile said Syphilis... 1.5645 0.02143 1279 775 286 218
88 No offense, but the boulder looked a lot larger on your profile. 1.5643 0.02052 1260 727 353 179
89 It's the journey, not the destination, eh? 1.5641 0.02107 1108 619 353 136
90 ‘Impressive stuff. Not too many men can get it up at your age’. 1.5640 0.02092 1243 727 331 185
91 I see the Fates finally caught up with you, Donald. 1.5626 0.02156 1230 738 292 200
92 I said ROCKS, not ROCK!!! 1.5624 0.02256 1241 780 217 239
93 Maybe one of these times you'll stop and smell the rosé. 1.5623 0.02232 1236 764 237 226
94 Dinner and an eternal show 1.5611 0.02260 1219 761 226 228
95 I see you also enjoy futile endeavors 1.5608 0.02019 1168 647 387 134
96 You though there was opportunity for advancement when you applied for this job ??? 1.5605 0.02296 1215 773 203 239
97 I feel the same way about every guy I meet at the bar. 1.5584 0.02352 1164 743 187 231
98 I said bolder, not boulder 1.5582 0.02047 1177 665 367 145
99 Please let it roll down the other side. 1.5580 0.02321 1172 740 204 224
100 The drinks are strong, the clientele are hip, but the whole 'primitive rustic vibe' is a bit much. 1.5580 0.02342 1172 749 190 232
101 Cry me a river, buddy. I’ve been here since 1957 in a girdle and dress two sizes too small. 1.5580 0.02231 1061 618 294 149
102 After a couple of drinks, I get 'boulder' too! 1.5575 0.02321 1148 721 214 213
103 I know how you feel, I'm a liberal. 1.5569 0.02120 1124 643 336 145
104 I said, grow a PAIR! 1.5559 0.02439 1110 719 154 228
105 TGIF, am I right? 1.5555 0.02328 1109 686 223 196
106 This isn't tedious, ma'am. I used to fact check Donald Trump's claims. 1.5554 0.03082 614 376 135 103
107 It's just gonna go down-hill from here, honey. 1.5549 0.02121 1121 643 334 144
108 Is that my skirt? 1.5541 0.02452 1099 716 155 226
109 Well, hello again! 1.5527 0.02201 1073 626 301 146
110 Tired of your dead-end job? Let me tell you about Vertical Marketing Systems. 1.5526 0.02428 1084 697 175 212
111 Look at it as a form of meditation. 1.5524 0.02449 1059 676 175 205
112 Been there. 1.5524 0.02335 1088 672 225 188
113 Well, these nuts aren’t gonna crack themselves. 1.5523 0.02426 1081 694 177 210
114 So I have been in limbo for awhile .... what about you? 1.5515 0.02423 1059 673 188 198
115 That's so funny—I'm FROM Boulder. 1.5509 0.02350 913 527 269 117
116 I'm not sure I can live with a man who has this much baggage. 1.5500 0.03196 480 274 148 58
117 Don’t roll with it. 1.5497 0.02514 1046 687 143 216
118 Hey handsome. Wanna rock and roll? 1.5497 0.02532 1037 683 138 216
119 That's funny....Zeus condemned me to an eternity of happy hours 1.5495 0.02263 1030 608 278 144
120 Dr. Fauci, is that you? 1.5492 0.02330 1027 622 246 159
121 Oh yeah? Well just try unsubscribing from Amazon Prime. 1.5485 0.02336 959 565 262 132
122 FYI on the rocks doesn't mean what to used to. 1.5485 0.02504 1021 661 160 200
123 That's nothing. I lived through 2020. 1.5472 0.02273 1007 593 277 137
124 How do you like this new-normal gym? 1.5470 0.02546 1000 652 146 200
125 Did you know we all take a drink every time it rolls down the hill? 1.5467 0.02393 986 603 227 156
126 A Scot on the rock? 1.5455 0.02611 979 650 123 205
127 I said rocks - plural. 1.5444 0.02578 968 627 145 190
128 Deja vous all over again. 1.5441 0.02580 963 625 146 189
129 I’m waiting for Godot. 1.5436 0.02446 918 557 223 138
130 I'm way easier. 1.5436 0.02319 964 570 264 130
131 Up a little further. More... more... no. Down some. Too far. Up a little. 1.5429 0.02392 945 570 237 138
132 What's 'bring your child to work day' like? 1.5429 0.02582 945 608 152 180
133 I was cursed to drink a bottomless glass of the same cocktail for eternity, you must have really pissed them off!” 1.5428 0.02439 947 582 216 149
134 I told you to leave it at coat check. 1.5425 0.02588 942 609 149 180
135 Hang in there. We think he’ll be impeached any day now. 1.5418 0.02572 921 588 167 166
136 I'm sorry, but after my second child I learned that I can't really push anything without problematic consequences. 1.5418 0.02659 945 628 116 198
137 ...and every time I get to the bottom of the glass, it just fills right back up again. 1.5418 0.02369 945 566 246 133
138 I was really hoping to see Dionysus tonight. 1.5417 0.02530 936 593 179 164
139 When you said you'd get me the biggest rock I'd ever seen, you weren't kidding. 1.5406 0.02373 923 549 249 125
140 Yes, it's a big rock. But it's not what I meant. 1.5404 0.02400 929 560 236 133
141 Okay, fine, l’ll let you buy me a drink. 1.5403 0.02570 918 586 168 164
142 You think that's futile - try hanging out at this bar. 1.5403 0.02439 931 575 211 145
143 Whose face did you say you were carving up there on Rushmore? 1.5397 0.02712 906 605 111 189
144 Found my snowball in hell! 1.5389 0.02653 900 587 137 173
145 Every time I almost finish my drink, it just fills back up! What happens to you? 1.5385 0.02515 884 545 202 137
146 Got to stay in shape somehow 1.5380 0.02673 894 587 133 174
147 I come here to relax. What about you? 1.5379 0.02632 885 569 154 161
148 That's impressive, but can you part the Red Sea? 1.5373 0.02637 897 583 146 168
149 You think that's futile? Try online dating. 1.5346 0.02416 853 503 244 106
150 And as he passed the beautiful woman alone at the bar again, he thought to himself, ‘One of these days, I’ll work up the courage to stop and say hello.’ 1.5342 0.02584 863 542 178 141
151 Well, my last boyfriend flew too close to the sun. 1.5340 0.02458 852 510 229 113
152 My husband can't get it up either. 1.5330 0.02552 833 511 200 122
153 The correct answer was 'Neat'" 1.5324 0.02848 834 568 88 178
154 Told you,the earth was flat and the sun revolved around it. 1.5321 0.02853 825 560 91 174
155 Gravity is my worst enemy, too. 1.5319 0.02486 816 486 226 104
156 Sorry I'm late. The trip over here was a lot further than I thought. 1.5316 0.02846 822 555 95 171
157 Care to join me when your shift is done, Sisyphus? 1.5316 0.02772 824 544 122 158
158 See me when you're ball's dropped! 1.5315 0.02840 826 556 95 172
159 No I said I like THE rolling stones 1.5312 0.02439 832 492 238 102
160 Betcha won't mansplain to VP Harris, next time. 1.5311 0.02750 804 521 139 144
161 You might want to check your feet. You just walked through a lot of broken glass. 1.5304 0.02884 807 549 88 169
162 Why do I always fall for the ones with baggage? 1.5291 0.02471 807 478 231 98
163 I prefer a bottomless martini. 1.5290 0.02830 811 542 105 162
164 Rejected Music Video Concept #478: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill 1.5289 0.02883 813 554 84 173
165 A highball in a Collins glass, Nico! 1.5285 0.02927 789 539 81 168
166 Keep pushing! You're almost there. 1.5280 0.02852 786 523 109 152
167 What a relief, I thought you said you had syphilis. 1.5275 0.02672 783 491 171 121
168 My papa was a rollin' stone. 1.5271 0.02738 793 514 141 138
169 I thought you were just a myth. 1.5269 0.02753 780 502 145 133
170 The water looks fine but I don't see the ice I ordered. 1.5261 0.02928 785 538 81 166
171 The real reason Sisyphus never reached the summit. 1.5253 0.02673 771 482 173 116
172 Which finishing school did you say you went to? 1.5248 0.02988 766 530 70 166
173 Real Housewives of the Stone Age 1.5242 0.02922 763 514 94 153
174 The next round is on me. 1.5241 0.02772 767 495 142 130
175 Sorry, I'm actually looking for someone who will move mountains, not boulders. 1.5235 0.02555 745 443 214 88
176 Maskers vs. Anti-Maskers - one is definitely carrying the burden more than the other 1.5234 0.03002 749 512 74 159
177 Maybe next time. 1.5231 0.02807 757 492 134 131
178 Hey, if you want a change of pace, try first dates in New York. It's about the same. 1.5231 0.02868 759 504 113 142
179 contest # 720. Honey, you make our struggle look so easy I should toast our efforts, someday. 1.5231 0.02990 759 527 68 164
180 I'll be here tomorrow, Sisyphus. 1.5227 0.02890 750 499 110 141
181 I hear those hand carved ice balls are to die for! 1.5225 0.02956 754 510 85 154
182 Don't slip. 1.5223 0.02912 739 490 108 139
183 Good news Sisyphus! You are considered "essential" so you can keep working. 1.5219 0.02776 730 463 153 114
184 'I'd love a Vodka on the rock when you have a chance.' 1.5217 0.02851 736 480 128 128
185 Yes, we have your reservation, but we’d not expected you'd be stoned! 1.5216 0.02927 740 496 102 142
186 You think pushing that rock up a hill every day for the rest of your life just to see it roll back down is tough? Try meeting a guy here who isn't a jerk. 1.5199 0.02843 727 479 121 127
187 Didn't I see you here yesterday? 1.5197 0.02636 712 429 196 87
188 You need to learn when to let go. 1.5196 0.02595 716 427 206 83
189 Why won't Tantalus ever have a drink with me? 1.5195 0.02987 718 480 92 140
190 Encore!" 1.5190 0.02997 711 478 92 138
191 Oh you know, same old same old. How about you? 1.5183 0.02671 710 433 186 91
192 Your profile said "Persistent in the Face of Hopelessness," and I thought, That's my soulmate. 1.5183 0.02581 710 421 210 79
193 I see you. Slippery slope. Gym closed. Barber furloughed. One day, one way or another , we'll all get high. 1.5176 0.02941 711 475 105 131
194 Greek - comes with rolls. 1.5163 0.03129 676 466 71 139
195 Biden??? 1.5159 0.03029 694 470 90 134
196 You again? 1.5158 0.02603 696 414 205 77
197 It feels like I've been waiting an eternity for you to buy me a drink. 1.5152 0.02920 689 449 123 116
198 Big deal, I'm condemned to a life of eternal dating. 1.5152 0.02710 689 422 179 88
199 Don't complain, when I had that job it was a cube. 1.5146 0.02869 616 378 159 79
200 I know you've been trying to impress me for years, but this is ridiculous! 1.5146 0.03002 686 457 100 126
201 Is this what 2020 looks like? 1.5142 0.02708 671 407 183 81
202 I guess I’ll get drunk while you get stoned 1.5140 0.03768 358 220 92 46
203 The best part of eternity is that it's always 5 o'clock. 1.5138 0.02802 654 404 164 86
204 So how long have you been a White House advisor? 1.5136 0.02843 664 418 151 95
205 A homeless! Call the cops! 1.5124 0.03195 646 447 67 132
206 It's paper maché, don't tell the boss! 1.5122 0.02827 654 408 157 89
207 How about coming to my place? It's just a stone's throw away. 1.5121 0.02733 660 402 178 80
208 Sisyphus began to wonder if he was in his own eternal hell ..or his ex wife’s personal heaven 1.5116 0.02827 649 404 158 87
209 No worries. My last date was literally having his liver eaten by an eagle. 1.5115 0.02906 655 419 137 99
210 You should consider working remotely 1.5109 0.03156 458 271 140 47
211 When you’re done, I’m all yours. 1.5102 0.02771 637 388 173 76
212 You got a light? 1.5094 0.02845 636 396 156 84
213 Ha! And I thought you were just a myth! 1.5094 0.03040 640 422 107 109
214 No, I asked for "on the rocks." 1.5071 0.02827 631 391 160 80
215 Chasing Happiness 1.5071 0.03178 637 439 73 125
216 Sorry Honey. I met someone else named Atlas. He makes me feel like I'm on top of the world. 1.5065 0.02807 618 378 167 73
217 Again? 1.5057 0.02850 611 377 159 75
218 It'll go away, eventually. 1.5050 0.03226 606 415 76 115
219 Sorry. You seem nice, but I'm meeting another myth. 1.5042 0.02788 601 363 173 65
220 Still working for the New Yorker I see. 1.5041 0.02918 605 380 145 80
221 Karma’s a bitch, huh? 1.5041 0.02935 613 389 139 85
222 No, ma'am. This still beats being married. 1.5035 0.03343 429 262 118 49
223 I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for "old fashioned, on the rocks"! 1.5034 0.02904 596 371 150 75
224 Really???? Why bother? 1.5034 0.03199 596 402 86 107
225 I asked for two ice cubes. 1.5034 0.03146 596 397 98 101
226 Is your name Sisyphus or are you just looking for an excuse to check me out again? 1.5025 0.03094 591 387 111 93
227 I’m a lot easier than that... 1.5025 0.03078 595 389 113 93
228 Yeah.. Wait till you meet my mother. 1.5025 0.03204 601 409 82 110
229 Are you glad do see me, or is that an infinitely recursive task in your pocket? 1.5017 0.03252 582 396 80 106
230 On your way back down, can you bring me some hand sanitizer? 1.5017 0.03179 586 392 94 100
231 You know there's an app for that, right? 1.5008 0.02799 589 356 171 62
232 What a relief. I thought you texted syphilis. 1.5000 0.03059 576 371 122 83
233 Until you've been a 45 year old woman online dating for 4 years, I have no sympathy for you. 1.5000 0.02876 576 353 158 65
234 Whenever your hands are free I'd like a refill. 1.5000 0.02908 576 356 152 68
235 No not that boulder, the other one. 1.4991 0.03054 575 370 123 82
236 You’re doing it wrong 1.4991 0.02986 569 358 138 73
237 You were the one who wanted to move it. I was fine with it where it was. 1.4991 0.02900 561 343 156 62
238 You call that a pick up line? Try again. 1.4982 0.03297 568 389 75 104
239 Take it to the delivery entrance , please. 1.4982 0.03220 568 381 90 96
240 mole hill much? 1.4982 0.03426 568 401 47 118
241 So where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4982 0.02966 558 347 144 67
242 You know they have a valet, right? 1.4964 0.02999 558 351 137 70
243 Hey Moses, you’re a bit early with rolling away the stone... Maybe grab a couple of tablets instead? 1.4964 0.03439 558 394 49 114
244 Would a text letting me know you're running late have killed you? 1.4964 0.02976 550 342 143 65
245 I knew you'd be back. 1.4955 0.02941 559 347 147 65
246 That's nothing. I'm pushing 50. 1.4955 0.02962 559 349 143 67
247 Have you considered working remotely? 1.4935 0.03027 535 335 136 64
248 And when you're done with that you can pass the Equal Rights Amendment. 1.4926 0.03131 542 351 115 76
249 I have to sit here forever drinking Manhattans and waiting for a man who's never going to come. What are you doing? 1.4925 0.03023 536 336 136 64
250 Well, well, Sisyphus! You're finding out that when you grow old, your beard gets longer, the hills get steeper, and your balls...er..ah...ya see what I mean.... 1.4925 0.03371 532 364 74 94
251 Punished by the gods you say? If you're my blind date, that makes two of us 1.4925 0.03140 530 341 117 72
252 Don't worry. Lots of guys have trouble getting it up. 1.4904 0.03043 520 325 135 60
253 When your profile said you were in to “rolling stones” I thought you meant the band. 1.4904 0.03019 520 323 139 58
254 So, you're in AA during quarantine, eh? 1.4904 0.03411 520 357 71 92
255 Wow! I never met anybody named Sisyphus before. You think I could take a quick selfie with your rock for my Facebook page? 1.4894 0.03384 521 355 74 90
256 Not quite the rock 'n roll evening I had in mind for our first date 1.4893 0.03415 515 353 72 90
257 Drop by for a drink when your job is over ! 1.4893 0.03426 515 354 70 91
258 The more I see you the less I yearn for a purpose driven life 1.4883 0.02969 514 315 147 52
259 Work hard, play hard? 1.4882 0.03362 510 344 83 83
260 You'd look younger if you smiled 1.4882 0.03100 510 322 127 61
261 Your hell or mine? 1.4880 0.03168 498 317 119 62
262 Oh, you think the gods were rough on you? They promised me eternity with a Rolling Stone legend. 1.4880 0.03194 498 319 115 64
263 What don't you get about "No shirt. No socks. No service?" 1.4873 0.03193 511 331 111 69
264 I gave up 1.4871 0.03446 505 347 70 88
265 I've heard about the myth...but I want to hear about the man. 1.4871 0.03106 503 317 127 59
266 You're real late! Paper & Scissors went up hours ago! 1.4858 0.03213 494 318 112 64
267 How about a vodka on the rock? 1.4850 0.03420 499 340 76 83
268 This is from the gentleman at the bottom of the mountain. 1.4849 0.03223 497 322 109 66
269 Let me tell ya...it all goes downhill from here. 1.4848 0.03140 493 312 123 58
270 Me? I’m eternally stood up.” 1.4847 0.03083 491 306 132 53
271 Same time tomorrow? 1.4837 0.02996 492 301 144 47
272 Must be great to be an essential worker! 1.4837 0.03158 492 313 120 59
273 Hey, ever see Groundhog Day? 1.4837 0.03051 492 305 136 51
274 Is that Zoombalates? Peloyoga? Or what? 1.4836 0.03468 488 334 72 82
275 Your fly's open. 1.4833 0.03294 478 311 103 64
276 You know the definition of insanity, right? 1.4824 0.03134 483 304 125 54
277 Be careful. Sisyphus is just ahead of you. 1.4819 0.03159 469 294 124 51
278 Wait till you reach 2020. 1.4817 0.03237 465 296 114 55
279 AT SISIPHUS BAR: WHERE ON THE ROCK MEANS ON THE ROCK! 1.4813 0.03490 482 331 70 81
280 Romancing the Stone? 1.4806 0.03019 464 281 143 40
281 I like a man who’s not afraid of commitment. 1.4802 0.03002 481 294 143 44
282 Don’t be hard on yourself, lots of men can’t get it up 1.4800 0.03186 475 302 118 55
283 That's not the kind of rock I meant. Try again 1.4797 0.03202 469 298 117 54
284 'If you want eternal punishment, try the dating scene.' 1.4797 0.03130 469 293 127 49
285 Try doing it in these heels and for half the pay. 1.4770 0.03264 457 293 110 54
286 Hello, big boy. Play your cards right, and I could be the Miss of Sisyphus. 1.4760 0.03499 458 311 76 71
287 I'm sorry, deliveries go round the back. 1.4759 0.03356 456 299 97 60
288 I like a man who can shoulder some responsibility. 1.4747 0.03226 396 240 124 32
289 Perhaps you should wait until we flatten the curve. 1.4742 0.03268 445 284 111 50
290 Thanks, but when I said I wanted a rock, that wasn't it. 1.4726 0.03177 438 273 123 42
291 If you see Prometheus up there, tell him he still lights my fire. 1.4726 0.03060 438 266 137 35
292 Whew! I thought you said Syphilis 1.4715 0.03155 439 273 125 41
293 Oh, for crying out loud, Sisyphus. On the rocks is just an expression! 1.4711 0.03490 433 289 84 60
294 You think that's hard? Try giving birth to a 10 pound baby. 1.4710 0.03230 431 271 117 43
295 No. I didn't ask for a drink 'on the rocks'. 1.4699 0.03632 432 298 65 69
296 Paper? Scissors? 1.4696 0.03330 428 275 105 48
297 You are more impressive than my last boyfriend! 1.4695 0.03657 426 294 64 68
298 I knew you'll be late. 1.4695 0.03657 426 293 64 68
299 That reminds me, make my next one on the rocks. 1.4683 0.06140 126 81 31 14
300 Try doing it backwards and in high heels. 1.4679 0.03403 421 274 97 50
301 It's just a myth, dude. Let it go. 1.4679 0.03268 421 266 113 42
302 Your persistence is wearing me down. 1.4678 0.03595 419 284 74 61
303 Hey there, come here often? 1.4660 0.03354 412 264 104 44
304 It's called an Eternal Damnation, two ounces of gin, a twist of fate, and no finish. 1.4659 0.03313 410 260 109 41
305 I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but you really should be lifting with your legs 1.4655 0.03244 406 253 117 36
306 So sorry I'm running late babe, I just have to do , like , 1 more thing 1.4651 0.03266 415 262 113 40
307 It seems like an eternity to me too 1.4642 0.03173 405 249 124 32
308 It’s eternity somewhere.” 1.4642 0.03414 405 262 98 45
309 These new ballots are the worst. 1.4632 0.03413 408 265 97 46
310 New Zealand enjoys a cocktail while the US takes the Sisyphus approach to battling COVID. 1.4623 0.03458 398 259 94 45
311 So what brings you here? 1.4621 0.03407 409 266 97 46
312 No shirt, no shoes, no tippy-top for you! 1.4615 0.03818 403 285 50 68
313 Yes! Keep it right there. That’s the perfect background for my Zoom call. 1.4613 0.03493 401 264 89 48
314 Sure, you can join me when you're done, but I'm not going to wait for ever. 1.4608 0.03306 395 249 110 36
315 Oh look, another person with a metaphor for 2020 1.4608 0.03586 395 264 80 51
316 You'll find me equally challenging. 1.4599 0.03414 387 248 100 39
317 It's still easier than doing it backwards and in high heels. 1.4596 0.03452 396 258 94 44
318 You look like someone with a steady job. 1.4591 0.03334 403 258 105 40
319 "Good luck trying to valet park that thing." 1.4588 0.03760 388 268 62 58
320 Try this. I think I can, I think I can... 1.4583 0.03333 384 242 108 34
321 At least you have a job. 1.4583 0.03312 384 241 110 33
322 That’s the last time I mention “paleo” in my dating profile. 1.4582 0.03541 371 241 90 40
323 Hey! How’s it goin’? 1.4581 0.03770 382 263 63 56
324 Yeah? Try doing it in heels. 1.4581 0.03525 382 250 89 43
325 You were supposed to do it remotely. 1.4571 0.03692 385 262 70 53
326 Seriously? First the Paleolithic diet and now the Sisyphean exercise Program? 1.4565 0.03661 379 255 75 49
327 Am I looking at the man or the myth? 1.4562 0.03355 377 238 106 33
328 I love a man who just won’t quit. 1.4560 0.03260 375 232 115 28
329 No mask ? 1.4550 0.03390 378 241 102 35
330 „Since your work seems to take forever, I went ahead and opened the wine...“ 1.4543 0.03386 372 236 103 33
331 Sorry, I'm looking for a man who can start fire. 1.4538 0.03643 368 245 79 44
332 Sorry, you need a mask to go the rest of the way. 1.4538 0.03643 368 245 79 44
333 You wouldn't believe the day I had. 1.4538 0.03412 368 234 101 33
334 It’s hard, pointless work, sure, but I’m envious of the job security you have. 1.4538 0.03561 368 241 87 40
335 Do you get what 'proletariat' means now? 1.4536 0.03876 366 255 56 55
336 So, your're clearly married 1.4533 0.03693 364 244 75 45
337 And I thought being single and over forty was the only futile endeavor in this town. 1.4526 0.03339 369 232 107 30
338 Nobody told you they fixed the elevator? 1.4521 0.03496 365 236 93 36
339 No shirt, no shoes, no mask. Sorry, you can't go any further. 1.4518 0.03679 363 243 76 44
340 Are you an essential worker? Or are you a member of Congress? 1.4518 0.03575 363 238 86 39
341 As if pushing a rock uphill forever wasn’t bad enough, they had to add temptation every 100 feet ... 1.4515 0.03458 361 231 97 33
342 So are you a high rolĺer? 1.4513 0.03625 359 237 82 40
343 I assume you come here often? 1.4510 0.03440 357 227 99 31
344 My eternal punishment is listening to you say 'come here often?' every time you come by. 1.4510 0.03530 357 231 91 35
345 Sentenced to an eternity of futility, too, eh? So where'd you go to law school? 1.4510 0.03640 357 236 81 40
346 Finally! A man who doesn't have commitment issues. 1.4503 0.03338 362 227 107 28
347 look man I got problems too, this glass keeps filling, and I don't even like pinot 1.4497 0.03410 358 227 101 30
348 Me? My punishment is to carry the conversation 1.4496 0.03603 347 226 86 35
349 You do know there’s an app for that, right? 1.4494 0.03423 356 226 100 30
350 I can relate. 1.4493 0.03559 365 240 86 39
351 No, I said you needed a bolder pickup line 1.4492 0.03483 354 227 95 32
352 You have GOT TO see Groundhog Day! 1.4492 0.03684 354 236 77 41
353 When I read on your profile that your occupation was "Rock and Roll," I wasn't expecting this. 1.4489 0.03520 352 227 92 33
354 Your gym closed too? 1.4470 0.03587 349 228 86 35
355 I’d love to, but I’m fighting an uphill battle 1.4469 0.03409 358 228 100 30
356 I'll have another when you get a chance. 1.4467 0.03693 347 231 77 39
357 Didn't I see you here last Friday? 1.4467 0.03648 347 229 81 37
358 I'd offer you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full. 1.4464 0.03376 345 216 104 25
359 It's happy hour, Sisyphus. Give it a rest. 1.4454 0.03517 339 217 93 29
360 ...so, I see you're a big Stones fan too! 1.4451 0.03632 346 228 82 36
361 I'm sort of stuck in a dead-end job myself. 1.4451 0.03393 346 218 102 26
362 The Gods Condemned Me to Eternal Cocktail Hour 1.4451 0.03609 346 227 84 35
363 Don't forget, my friend. It's all about the journey, not the destination. 1.4444 0.03519 342 220 92 30
364 You know...just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should. 1.4444 0.03510 333 212 94 27
365 I don't know which is more pointless, you rolling that ball or me sitting here expecting to meet someone. 1.4441 0.03534 340 219 91 30
366 See you tomorrow! 1.4438 0.03423 338 213 100 25
367 Can you believe this used to be a punishment? It's now one of our most popular fitness routines. 1.4438 0.03573 338 219 88 31
368 Shoot, there’s my crush 1.4438 0.04142 338 244 38 56
369 That's the wrong one. 1.4425 0.03893 339 234 60 45
370 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you perpetually struggle into mine. 1.4414 0.03758 333 223 73 37
371 So where do you imagine yourself in five years? 1.4414 0.03782 333 224 71 38
372 You know there's an elevator, right? 1.4414 0.03635 333 218 83 32
373 Of all the cocktail bars on all the mountains in Hell... 1.4411 0.03676 331 218 80 33
374 Just wait till you hit the Keystone leak! 1.4411 0.04077 331 235 46 50
375 You think that's hard? Try carrying your mother-in-law's expectations. 1.4411 0.03725 331 220 76 35
376 I'm impressed. Now come and have a drink 1.4407 0.03840 329 223 67 39
377 You know, that would be easier if you started at the top. 1.4407 0.03815 329 222 69 38
378 Mick? Mick Jagger? Still tied to that contract I see.... 1.4407 0.04005 329 230 53 46
379 Actually, it's my first time here. What about you? 1.4398 0.03617 332 217 84 31
380 After this, it's the national debt. 1.4398 0.03692 332 220 78 34
381 So, I’ll see you later? 1.4396 0.03715 323 213 78 32
382 The Wise Men Restroom is on the second peak to the left 1.4390 0.04014 328 230 52 46
383 Sure, go ahead. How long could it take? 1.4379 0.03697 322 212 79 31
384 There's a mosquito on your nose. 1.4379 0.03564 322 207 89 26
385 2020. Am I right? 1.4375 0.03826 304 201 73 30
386 When I said I will say “yes” to a bigger rock, that’s not what I had in mind 1.4371 0.03539 318 203 91 24
387 What time do you get off? 1.4365 0.03635 323 211 83 29
388 I think Zeus putting me here enjoying a cool drink is a nice touch, don't you think? 1.4365 0.03555 323 208 89 26
389 You call that punishment? You should try this unoaked Chardonnay. 1.4365 0.03714 323 214 77 32
390 Sure, it's impressive, but can you do it backwards and in heels? 1.4365 0.03727 323 217 72 34
391 You’re early tonight. 1.4363 0.03570 314 201 89 24
392 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you roll into mine 1.4353 0.03656 317 207 82 28
393 Stop by the Sisyphean Bar on your way back down. I sing “Climb Every Mountain” every hour, up until midnight. 1.4353 0.04167 317 227 42 48
394 But is it fulfilling? 1.4352 0.03653 324 213 81 30
395 Yes, for the millionth time, I do come here often. 1.4349 0.03727 315 208 77 30
396 Eventually, you'll realize that it will just keep rolling back down and it's better to just sit back, have a glass, and accept it. 1.4349 0.03700 315 207 79 29
397 'That's' the key to the restroom? 1.4349 0.03938 315 216 61 38
398 Did someone order a Rolling Rock? 1.4349 0.03727 315 208 77 30
399 Come here often? 1.4345 0.03905 313 213 64 36
400 I’m guessing now would be a bad time to ask for an ice water. 1.4345 0.03576 313 201 88 24
401 Next time up can you bring a couple of olives? 1.4345 0.03825 313 210 70 33
402 Why don't you stop for a drink on your way down the hill. 1.4345 0.04109 313 221 48 44
403 The President can see you now Dr. Faucci. 1.4345 0.03931 313 214 62 37
404 Try it in heels. 1.4345 0.03744 313 207 76 30
405 That's not what I meant when I said, "On the rocks." 1.4331 0.03596 314 203 86 25
406 the rock looked so much bigger in your profile pic. 1.4323 0.03685 310 203 80 27
407 No thanks, I prefer it straight up, not on the rocks. 1.4317 0.03698 315 208 78 29
408 I suppose we’re both condemned to grueling tasks predestined for failure — I’m dating in my forties. 1.4314 0.03776 306 203 74 29
409 I feel like this isn't going anywhere 1.4314 0.03804 306 204 72 30
410 Cry me a river, John. I’m home schooling three teenagers! 1.4309 0.03736 304 200 77 27
411 You’re becoming a regular. 1.4309 0.03648 304 197 83 24
412 Yeah...tell me about almost reaching the top, time, after time, after time. 1.4309 0.03934 304 207 63 34
413 You know they have an app for that. 1.4295 0.03868 305 206 67 32
414 That’s sweet, but I meant a big rock for my finger! 1.4295 0.04291 305 222 35 48
415 Yeah, I've been there. Trust me, there's no percentage in it. 1.4295 0.04138 305 216 47 42
416 I like a man who knows where he's headed. 1.4295 0.03885 312 213 64 35
417 Helena Handbasket. What's yours? 1.4286 0.03731 301 198 77 26
418 Like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4276 0.04041 304 212 54 38
419 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.4276 0.03826 297 198 71 28
420 For the millionth time, I'm not interested. 1.4276 0.03943 297 202 63 32
421 why aren't you wearing a mask? 1.4271 0.04049 295 204 56 35
422 I know I have seen you here before, right? 1.4271 0.03691 295 192 80 23
423 Another day on the Hill. 1.4271 0.03844 295 197 70 28
424 Do you think Zeus would let Sisyphus stop to join me in a drink? John McNary, Aliso Viejo, California 1.4271 0.04430 295 218 28 49
425 Oh, you'll love this place. I've been coming here forever. 1.4271 0.03753 295 194 76 25
426 Try it backwards and in heels." 1.4271 0.03874 295 198 68 29
427 Same place and time tomorrow 1.4271 0.03723 295 193 78 24
428 I identify as female. 1.4271 0.04324 295 214 36 45
429 Watching a man work hard on a task he can't achieve makes me think of my ex-husband in counseling. 1.4266 0.03993 286 194 62 30
430 I think my version of "on the rocks" is much better. 1.4252 0.03761 294 194 75 25
431 So, what's an allegory like you doing in a place like this? 1.4247 0.03841 292 195 70 27
432 Say, haven't I seen you before? 1.4236 0.03719 288 188 78 22
433 I'll bet you come here often . 1.4231 0.03991 286 195 61 30
434 ...then I told him I never wanted to see him again... I'm sorry, I've been talking this whole time. What do you do? 1.4231 0.03866 286 191 69 26
435 Let it go man, just let it go... 1.4231 0.03802 286 189 73 24
436 Looks like Covid closed your gym too. 1.4231 0.03704 286 186 79 21
437 Oh, same old, same old, how about you...? 1.4231 0.03897 286 192 67 27
438 Um, shirt and shoes are required at The Summit. 1.4231 0.04021 286 196 59 31
439 Do you perform unnecessary metaphors here often? 1.4231 0.03802 286 189 73 24
440 I heard the last guy shrugged. 1.4231 0.03929 286 193 65 28
441 Do you come here often? 1.4220 0.04000 282 192 61 29
442 Why don’t you drop what you are doing and join me for a cocktail 1.4220 0.03705 282 183 79 20
443 You can stop now. You’ve already become a metaphor. 1.4220 0.03904 282 189 67 26
444 Condemned to come here often? 1.4220 0.03872 282 188 69 25
445 You DO realize that it's just a myth. 1.4205 0.03957 283 192 63 28
446 I’ve seen bigger. 1.4190 0.03914 284 192 65 27
447 I'm a working mother with a couple of kids at home....That looks like fun. 1.4190 0.03850 284 190 69 25
448 You think it's bad now, I hear Hades is about to enforce a mask mandate. 1.4190 0.04279 284 204 41 39
449 You don't seem to grasp the concept of happy hour. 1.4190 0.03946 284 193 63 28
450 You’re at the halfway point and yes, I’m an hallucination. 1.4190 0.03818 284 189 71 24
451 Oh, your boulder looked bigger in the profile picture. 1.4190 0.03882 284 191 67 26
452 I can see you have your hands full but you’d look a lot cuter doing that if you smiled more. 1.4190 0.03882 284 191 67 26
453 Oh...no, sweetie. My profile said, “The BOLDER the better.” 1.4190 0.03946 284 193 63 28
454 Why do you always bring work to happy hour? 1.4190 0.04039 284 196 57 31
455 « So, where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? » 1.4190 0.03946 284 193 63 28
456 Looks like I'm not the only one getting smashed tonight. 1.4188 0.03852 277 184 70 23
457 Stop for a drink on your way back down. 1.4188 0.03985 277 188 62 27
458 That's easy, you should try dating after 40 1.4182 0.03767 275 180 75 20
459 Stop complaining! Egyptians used to push square blocks uphill! 1.4182 0.03973 275 186 63 26
460 Will I see you on the way down? 1.4176 0.03750 273 178 76 19
461 Mr. Camus says to just have fun with it. 1.4176 0.04190 273 191 50 32
462 Why don't you stop off on your way home from work. 1.4176 0.04254 273 193 46 34
463 „Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath and start again.“ 1.4176 0.04440 273 199 34 40
464 you know there’s an elevator on the other side, right? 1.4170 0.04048 271 185 59 27
465 Sorry buddy. I can see you've had a hard day, but no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.4164 0.03966 269 181 64 24
466 Me? My punishment is carrying the conversation 1.4164 0.04000 269 182 62 25
467 It's called a Sisyphus Sour - makes me feel happy and meaningless all at once. 1.4158 0.04027 279 192 58 29
468 Welcome to 2020. The ballot box is just ahead. 1.4154 0.04002 272 185 61 26
469 It looked bigger in the photo 1.4154 0.04002 272 185 61 26
470 On second thought, I liked it better on that other mountain 1.4139 0.04252 273 194 45 34
471 Yes...I do come here often... 1.4139 0.03853 273 182 69 22
472 You know there's an app for that. 1.4139 0.04057 273 187 57 28
473 Try leaning in. 1.4139 0.03853 273 182 69 22
474 You think that’s an uphill struggle? Try dating straight guys. 1.4139 0.03922 273 184 65 24
475 What's your credit score? 1.4139 0.04346 273 197 39 37
476 Oh Sisyphus, this is exactly what we needed after being quarantined. 1.4139 0.04468 273 201 31 41
477 You should have just taken the supplemental unemployment payments. 1.4135 0.03924 266 178 66 22
478 34,769,225! 1.4135 0.03959 266 179 64 23
479 James? Your photo looked different on the app. 1.4135 0.04336 266 190 42 34
480 Where is this going? 1.4135 0.03776 266 174 74 18
481 Yeah, that is a lot like dating in your thirties. 1.4129 0.03944 264 177 65 22
482 What ELSE can you do again and again and again?! 1.4129 0.03980 264 178 63 23
483 Do you pass this way very often? 1.4129 0.04052 264 180 59 25
484 You think that's endless? Try dating. 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
485 Have you stopped to think that perhaps fear of intimacy is the real boulder in your life? 1.4129 0.04327 264 188 43 33
486 See ya around five, as usual? 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
487 You think Sisyphus is a hard name to have? I'm Sis Phyllis. 1.4129 0.04522 264 194 31 39
488 You remind me of my first husband. He could never finish anything. 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
489 ...On the other hand, I think it looks better at the bottom of the hill. 1.4129 0.04016 264 179 61 24
490 Have you ever tried just letting go? 1.4129 0.03944 264 177 65 22
491 I’ve heard all sorts of songs about Papas who are “rolling stones”... it would be nice if someone could write one for the kids who have to push them around everywhere. 1.4129 0.04617 264 197 25 42
492 2020 1.4124 0.04239 274 195 45 34
493 I like a man with big balls. 1.4122 0.04180 262 182 52 28
494 Stop by on your way down, sailor! 1.4122 0.04351 262 187 42 33
495 Try letting the rock do the work 1.4122 0.04145 262 181 54 27
496 I dated Camus back in the days. He mentioned you a lot. 1.4122 0.04038 262 178 60 24
497 That looks great. Can I get one of those? 1.4115 0.04342 260 185 43 32
498 Here's to the sheer futility of it all. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
499 There's a forty minute wait to get on to the top. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
500 You used to be Atlas, right? 1.4115 0.04238 260 182 49 29
501 Would you mind doing that somewhere else? 1.4115 0.04410 260 187 39 34
502 By rocks, i meant ice. 1.4115 0.04059 260 177 59 24
503 When it came to suitors, Jill set the bar high, and many were inevitably crushed. 1.4098 0.04062 266 183 57 26
504 You can do that forever; I’ll only be young for a while. 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
505 Sorry, size still doesn't impress me. 1.4087 0.04072 252 171 59 22
506 Oh yeah? Try it in high heels 1.4086 0.03782 257 168 73 16
507 Try it in heels. Backwards. 1.4086 0.04237 257 180 49 28
508 You know there is any easier to get a drink on the rocks, right? 1.4084 0.04641 262 197 23 42
509 Call me when you’ve done it in heels. 1.4077 0.04129 260 180 54 26
510 Sorry, but where is your mask? 1.4077 0.04200 260 182 50 28
511 Apparently, on the rocks holds a different meaning for you. 1.4071 0.04021 253 171 61 21
512 Just let me finish this and I'll get you those extra olives. 1.4071 0.04174 253 175 53 25
513 Guy at table 7 likes his on the rocks. 1.4071 0.04670 253 189 25 39
514 I know the feeling 1.4071 0.03861 253 167 69 17
515 I said on the rocks, not with a rock. 1.4064 0.04491 251 182 36 33
516 Call me when you get off work. 1.4064 0.03882 251 166 68 17
517 Thank goodness for that, I thought you said syphillis. 1.4064 0.04159 251 173 54 24
518 Come join me when you’re done. 1.4064 0.04197 251 174 52 25
519 Looks like you’re not afraid of a long term commitment! 1.4064 0.04121 251 172 56 23
520 Relax. It’s not your hill to die on 1.4064 0.04631 251 186 28 37
521 Sorry, I'm looking for a man with more upward mobility. 1.4064 0.04159 251 173 54 24
522 Masks are required at the top. 1.4061 0.03933 261 176 64 21
523 When your Tinder profile said you had 'big balls', this was not what I expected. 1.4056 0.04221 249 173 51 25
524 Don't forget to get your ticket punched. There's a surprise after your fifth time up! 1.4056 0.04372 249 177 43 29
525 I just broke up with my obsessive-compulsive boyfriend. Buy me a drink? 1.4056 0.04183 249 172 53 24
526 Sorry, I misunderstood when you said you were into rock n roll... 1.4056 0.04445 249 179 39 31
527 The rock looked bigger on your Tinder profile. 1.4056 0.04259 249 174 49 26
528 Do you need me to move? 1.4056 0.04104 249 170 57 22
529 I like a man who doesn’t give up easily 1.4055 0.04047 254 173 59 22
530 You could have just asked amazon to deliver it 1.4051 0.04210 237 162 54 21
531 Well, Atlas never shrugged... 1.4041 0.04231 245 170 51 24
532 Sisyphus you old dog! Long time no see! Park that boulder and come have a glass of wine with me. 1.4041 0.04536 245 178 35 32
533 Sisyphus! Apparently, your dating profile "I am into Rolling Stones" has nothing to do with rock music ... 1.4041 0.04069 245 166 59 20
534 Seems to me that you would know if I come here often. 1.4040 0.04169 250 173 53 24
535 Try doing it in heels 1.4033 0.04092 243 165 58 20
536 I love a man that isn't afraid to give things a second try 1.4033 0.04134 243 166 56 21
537 You wouldn’t be so depressed if you smiled more 1.4033 0.04295 243 170 48 25
538 They told me to wait here until you’re finished. 1.4033 0.04174 243 167 54 22
539 I’ve told you about leverage, but you refuse to listen. 1.4033 0.04451 243 174 40 29
540 Oh, you'll be back. 1.4032 0.03740 248 161 74 13
541 You look familiar. Have I seen you here before? 1.4032 0.04346 248 176 44 28
542 Why didn’t you take the elevator? 1.4032 0.04457 248 179 38 31
543 Eternally struggle here often? 1.4024 0.03999 251 170 61 20
544 You need to engage your core. 1.4014 0.05102 142 94 39 9
545 Come here often? Oh right...you do. 1.4008 0.03974 242 162 63 17
546 Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a drink?? 1.4008 0.04242 247 173 49 25
547 And my lifelong unobtainable goal is equal pay for equal work. 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
548 C'mon, stop and sit with me. It's just as futile, but more fun. 1.4008 0.04083 247 169 57 21
549 You must be helping Fauci. 1.4008 0.03919 247 165 65 17
550 Don’t you know by now that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result? 1.4008 0.03961 247 166 63 18
551 Wanna' try something you'd enjoy doing over and over again? 1.4008 0.04203 247 172 51 24
552 ...it’s pronounced “Sharon” - why do you ask? 1.4008 0.04649 247 184 27 36
553 It's over Sisyphus. Now I'm dating Atlas. 1.4000 0.04082 240 163 58 19
554 That's not what BYOB means 1.4000 0.04125 240 164 56 20
555 Let it go, Sisyphus. Existentialism is so twentieth century. 1.4000 0.04040 240 162 60 18
556 Yeah, I know I said I wanted a big rock for our engagement but... 1.4000 0.04331 240 169 46 25
557 Well, the girls did say this place was popular with the high rollers. 1.4000 0.03725 240 155 74 11
558 So, do you also work in sales? 1.4000 0.04604 240 176 32 32
559 I said I'd meet you halfway. 1.4000 0.04440 235 167 42 26
560 Could you roll that a little further over? You’re still not exercising proper social distance. 1.4000 0.04125 240 164 56 20
561 You've been appointed Postmaster General. 1.3992 0.04106 238 162 57 19
562 you think you have it rough? My six year old starts distance learning on Thursday 1.3992 0.04106 238 162 57 19
563 Like that’s hard? Try meeting someone new during a global pandemic. 1.3992 0.04149 238 163 55 20
564 I'd like to help but I'm between a rock and a hard place at the moment. 1.3983 0.04111 241 165 56 20
565 Always good to talk to you, Sis. Same time tomorrow? 1.3983 0.03983 241 162 62 17
566 Wow.You said you would move heaven and earth for me, but really this is too much. 1.3983 0.03764 236 153 72 11
567 mmm, mine is just this endless martini. 1.3983 0.03951 236 157 64 15
568 I was wondering when I’d see you again. 1.3983 0.04085 236 160 58 18
569 I asked for a large martini on the rocks, not a large rock in my martini. 1.3974 0.04573 234 170 35 29
570 Short term fun. Eternal torture. You decide. 1.3974 0.04197 234 160 53 20
571 Do you come by here much? 1.3974 0.04955 156 105 40 11
572 Aren't you going to ask me about my day? 1.3974 0.04197 234 161 53 20
573 So what happens when you get to the top? 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
574 Two Margaritas is all it takes, and you’ll soon be untroubled by the meaningless of life 1.3974 0.04153 234 160 55 19
575 You think you’ve got it bad... 1.3974 0.04613 234 171 33 30
576 If you’d have done it the way I told you, you’d be done already too 1.3974 0.04197 234 161 53 20
577 Zeus isn’t a bad guy. Just apologize, put on some clothes, and join me for a drink. 1.3966 0.04479 232 166 40 26
578 You think it's easy sitting here for eternity waiting for you to get it up? 1.3966 0.04437 232 165 42 25
579 My God, I thought you said your name was syphilis! 1.3966 0.04352 232 163 46 23
580 On your way back down, could you bring me some more cocktail peanuts? 1.3966 0.04479 232 166 40 26
581 Where have you been, I had been worried sick. 1.3966 0.04762 232 173 26 33
582 I really don’t see this going anywhere 1.3958 0.04121 240 165 55 20
583 The bartender calls is a "sissy fizz". 1.3957 0.03959 235 157 63 15
584 On your way back down, could you get me a cocktail napkin? 1.3939 0.04050 231 156 59 16
585 The original upload. 1.3939 0.03908 231 153 65 13
586 Haven’t I seen you here before, and before, and before? 1.3938 0.04159 226 154 55 17
587 You look like you could use a drink. 1.3938 0.04159 226 154 55 17
588 I'm here for the eternal happy hour. What about you? 1.3938 0.04252 226 156 51 19
589 We finally have a date night and it’s work, work, work. 1.3938 0.04252 226 156 51 19
590 Hey lady, you mind pushing this for awhile? I think I'm done. 1.3932 0.04569 234 171 34 29
591 Well, enough about me. What do you do? 1.3930 0.04073 229 155 58 16
592 Why me? This was just a pebble when I started 1.3922 0.04874 232 177 19 36
593 I’m sorry sir, Your appointment is next week 1.3922 0.04433 232 166 41 25
594 Could you bring me a refill on your way down? 1.3922 0.04173 232 160 53 19
595 And you can tell the chef that I will keep sending it back! 1.3922 0.04217 232 161 51 20
596 Honestly honey... why don’t you just let me call someone? 1.3922 0.04718 232 173 27 32
597 Catch you on the way down 1.3921 0.04191 227 156 53 18
598 Just so you know, the last guy who took his hand off to make a pass at me got flattened. 1.3911 0.04309 225 157 48 20
599 Something tells me you won't take no for an answer. 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
600 Hay Sisyphus 1.3911 0.04912 225 171 20 34
601 On second thought I'll just take it neat 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
602 I know you come here often—but why? 1.3911 0.04023 225 151 60 14
603 ‘So, when you’re not being a metaphor, what kind of things are you in to?’ 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
604 But what are you doing afterwards? 1.3901 0.03894 223 147 65 11
605 When I saw the reservation for a rolling stone, I was actually expecting Mick Jagger. 1.3901 0.04336 223 156 47 20
606 and when you're done with that, don't forget to clean the bathrooms 1.3901 0.04694 223 164 31 28
607 Ever have one of those days when you feel like you just can't win? 1.3901 0.04241 223 154 51 18
608 Impressive, but can you get it all the way up? 1.3901 0.04046 223 150 59 14
609 I used to do that, but there's a glass ceiling up ahead. 1.3901 0.03996 223 149 61 13
610 Wow! I was told this is a great spot to meet high-rollers 1.3901 0.04145 223 152 55 16
611 You think THIS is bad? Live one day in 2020. 1.3901 0.04336 223 156 47 20
612 Looks like you've done this before. 1.3901 0.04145 223 152 55 16
613 Livin’ the myth? 1.3901 0.04241 223 154 51 18
614 I don't date unsuccessful men. 1.3901 0.04336 223 156 47 20
615 Fauci vs ‘Karen’ 1.3901 0.04428 223 158 43 22
616 Ain't no mountain high enough, eh? 1.3901 0.04473 223 159 41 23
617 Thanks, honey, just put it up there. 1.3901 0.04096 223 151 57 15
618 It’s all work, work, work with you. When are you going to have time for me? 1.3891 0.04219 221 152 52 17
619 Can I interest you in gathering a little moss? 1.3891 0.04409 221 156 44 21
620 You’re not going to get anywhere with me either! 1.3891 0.04019 221 148 60 13
621 Come here often stranger? 1.3891 0.04570 221 162 33 26
622 Maybe. Ask me again on the way down. 1.3891 0.04170 221 151 54 16
623 sorry, I ordered a coors light, not a Rolling Rock! 1.3891 0.04592 221 160 36 25
624 My friend warned me about this bar. She said I'd probably come home with syphilis, but there's a chance I misheard. 1.3891 0.04363 221 155 46 20
625 First door on the left. 1.3881 0.04800 219 163 27 29
626 Knock off a little early tonight and have a drink with me on your way back down, Sisyphus. 1.3881 0.04844 219 164 25 30
627 You know, you could take a shower. And wear a mask. 1.3881 0.05014 219 168 17 34
628 I guess you DO come here often. 1.3881 0.04195 219 150 53 16
629 What's a high roller like you doing in a place like this? 1.3881 0.04294 219 152 49 18
630 Never gonna happen, Bernie. 1.3881 0.04437 219 155 43 21
631 You'd look better if you smiled. 1.3871 0.04513 217 155 40 22
632 Deja vu. 1.3871 0.04271 217 150 50 17
633 Well, I think the terms of our divorce were fair. 1.3871 0.03905 217 143 64 10
634 Oh, it's you again. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
635 FYI nobody cares. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
636 Seeking her approval was a Sisyphean task. 1.3871 0.04220 217 149 52 16
637 Sisyphus, my darling, please hurry up and join me. I've been waiting an eternity. 1.3871 0.04271 217 150 50 17
638 Next time you come by, I’d like to see a menu. 1.3871 0.04369 217 152 46 19
639 So... how was work today? 1.3871 0.04169 217 148 54 15
640 'When I said I want it "on the rocks" ...' 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
641 You should try pilates. 1.3860 0.04297 215 149 49 17
642 Try being Donald Trump's Press Secretary. 1.3860 0.04591 215 155 37 23
643 I'm quite certain I've seen you here before. 1.3860 0.04246 215 148 51 16
644 Instead, you could keep asking me for my number. 1.3860 0.04684 215 157 33 25
645 Is that a giant metaphor for the futility of man's struggle against the absurdity of life, or are you just pleased to see me? 1.3860 0.04246 215 148 51 16
646 We really need to stop meeting like this... 1.3860 0.04543 215 154 39 22
647 That's nothing, try dating. 1.3860 0.04495 215 152 41 21
648 I meant ice. 1.3860 0.04297 215 149 49 17
649 Feels like an eternity.” “You’re telling me! 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
650 So, what are you doing after this? 1.3860 0.04347 215 150 47 18
651 Sure. You're Sysyphus and I'm Marilyn Monroe. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
652 Hi there. Do you come here often? 1.3850 0.04005 213 142 60 11
653 Sorry I’m late. I forgot my mask. 1.3850 0.04900 213 160 24 29
654 Howsabout a little break big boy. 1.3846 0.04806 221 166 25 30
655 Say. You’re a regular here aren’t you? 1.3843 0.04230 216 149 51 16
656 Haven't I seen you come by here before? 1.3843 0.04127 216 147 55 14
657 Well, at least you're working. 1.3839 0.04299 211 146 49 16
658 No, pushy doesn't bother me. 1.3839 0.04193 211 144 53 14
659 Your zipper's undone... 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
660 Are you from Rolling Stone? 1.3828 0.04327 209 145 48 16
661 Aren't you Trump's latest PR guy? 1.3828 0.04483 209 148 42 19
662 They say be nice to those you meet on the way up. 1.3828 0.04108 209 141 56 12
663 Sisyphus, What took you so long? I’ve been waiting an eternity! 1.3821 0.04283 212 147 49 16
664 I’ll wait. 1.3816 0.04076 207 139 57 11
665 Sorry; no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.3816 0.04354 207 144 47 16
666 Yes, but my point is YOUR job is secure. 1.3816 0.04190 207 141 53 13
667 Do you roll that boulder up this hill often? 1.3816 0.04354 207 144 47 16
668 Need a break, ol’ boy? 1.3816 0.04716 207 151 33 23
669 Hey Sissy! What’s the fuss?? 1.3816 0.04863 207 154 27 26
670 It may be an exercise in futility, but at least it’s exercise. 1.3816 0.03900 207 136 63 8
671 Hi, Sisyphus. My name is Tammy, and apparently my punishment is this cloying, fruit-forward merlot. 1.3816 0.04300 207 143 49 15
672 : "What's the eta on the appetizer I ordered?" 1.3816 0.04245 207 142 51 14
673 This reminds me the last year of my marriage. 1.3816 0.04300 207 143 49 15
674 I thought I said that I wanted YOU to be bolder. 1.3816 0.04461 207 146 43 18
675 Not too much effort... I can rest while it rolls down 1.3816 0.04863 207 154 27 26
676 Have you ever seen Groundhog Day? 1.3810 0.04310 210 146 48 16
677 I was condemned to an eternity of drinking warm chardonnay. 1.3805 0.04328 205 142 48 15
678 It’s my third round. What about yours? 1.3805 0.04216 205 140 52 13
679 Don't you come here a bit too often? 1.3805 0.04042 205 137 58 10
680 You think YOU got it bad - I gotta sit here for eternity and YOU'RE my waiter! 1.3805 0.04699 205 149 34 22
681 Check your GPS. I think you're on the wrong mountain. 1.3805 0.04272 205 141 50 14
682 Dude. Let it go already. 1.3805 0.04216 205 140 52 13
683 Trust me, you'll be back. 1.3803 0.04161 213 146 53 14
684 For the 10,000th time, you cannot have my number. 1.3798 0.04390 208 146 45 17
685 I'd ask you when you get off, but it looks like you just don't quit. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
686 I've mythed you." 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
687 Hey, haven’t I seen you here- many many many times- before? 1.3786 0.04142 206 140 54 12
688 And all this time I thought you were just a myth 1.3786 0.04255 206 142 50 14
689 Lmk when you get to the top so I can take that selfie 1.3786 0.04142 206 140 54 12
690 Almost done? 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
691 What if you have to use the rest room? 1.3785 0.04830 214 161 25 28
692 Sisyphus? Ok...and where did you work before? 1.3785 0.04784 214 160 27 27
693 Zeus added me. A "salt in the wound" sort of thing. 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
694 You do 2020 your way. I'll do 2020 my way. 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
695 It's called a rotatini. It goes down easier. 1.3785 0.04875 214 162 23 29
696 Is that futility in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
697 I like a man who puts his work first. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
698 Catch you on the rebound? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
699 That line didn't work yesterday, it's not going to work today, and it's not going to work tomorrow. 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
700 That’s some highball 1.3785 0.04597 214 156 35 23
701 Hey, didn't I see you here yesterday?...and the day before? 1.3785 0.04038 214 145 57 12
702 I would ask if you come here often, but that’s probably a sore spot. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
703 You’re late. I’ve already eaten. 1.3785 0.04964 214 164 19 31
704 y tho? 1.3767 0.04856 215 163 23 29
705 When do you get off work? 1.3762 0.04796 202 149 30 23
706 Hard worker", "steady job", and "eternally fit", but you look much younger in your profile picture 1.3762 0.04366 202 141 46 15
707 This is the punishment for seeing her again, but it was totally worth it 1.3762 0.05047 202 154 20 28
708 Your hors d'oeuvres madame. The farm fresh artisan cheese ball. Hand rolled for well..... my entire life. Bon appetit. 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
709 Sorry I already have a boyfriend 1.3762 0.05143 202 156 16 30
710 You think that’s tough, Sisyphus. Try teaching third grade on line. 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
711 You have about the same odds of success as I do of reaching the top of the corporate ladder 1.3750 0.04563 200 143 39 18
712 You might consider a life coach. 1.3750 0.04279 200 138 49 13
713 Is that the snowball from hell? 1.3750 0.04563 200 143 39 18
714 So I guess some of you old guys can still get it up, huh? 1.3750 0.04452 200 141 43 16
715 Well aren't you pushy. 1.3750 0.04160 200 136 53 11
716 Believe it or not this isn’t my worst date ever. 1.3750 0.04160 200 136 53 11
717 Lose the beard, wear a mask, maintain a six-feet gap, and wipe down that rock with hand sanitiser. Other than that, you're good to go. 1.3750 0.04395 200 140 45 15
718 And while you're at it, there's no paper in the women's 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
719 I'll take another glass when you get a sec. 1.3737 0.04705 198 144 34 20
720 Is there a missus Sisyphus? 1.3737 0.04061 198 133 56 9
721 Order me a vodka, hold the rocks 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
722 Join me for a Rolling Rock. 1.3737 0.04759 198 145 32 21
723 HMMM lets just roll with it and see what happens 1.3737 0.04813 198 146 30 22
724 If you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands. 1.3737 0.04866 198 147 28 23
725 All I'm saying, Sisyphus, is that there's more than one way to handle this situation. 1.3737 0.04424 198 139 44 15
726 Your damnation's been upgraded. From now on, I'll provide a running commentary on your performance. 1.3737 0.04705 198 144 34 20
727 Embrace the journey, right? 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
728 We’re either in a metaphor or a CrossFit class. 1.3737 0.04366 198 138 46 14
729 If that rock isn't a diamond, I don't want it. 1.3737 0.05072 198 151 20 27
730 Oh. Your rock looked bigger in the photo. 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
731 I feel like we’ve been here before. 1.3737 0.04307 198 137 48 13
732 When I said you might like Rolling Rock, I meant the beer 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
733 See you same time tomorrow. 1.3735 0.04475 166 112 46 8
734 Got a light? 1.3731 0.04433 201 142 43 16
735 Go ahead. Call me a “nasty woman” again. 1.3724 0.04793 196 144 31 21
736 They won't let you work at home? 1.3724 0.04395 196 137 45 14
737 Oh, I see. A little roll reversal makes you uncomfortable? 1.3724 0.04454 196 138 43 15
738 I liked the bathroom selfie better 1.3724 0.05110 196 150 19 27
739 That's nothing compared to MY uphill battle. 1.3711 0.04239 194 133 50 11
740 I'm very attracted to emotionally unavailable men. 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
741 I told you I’m not waiting forever. 1.3711 0.04543 194 138 40 16
742 Didn't you just do that? 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
743 Stan and Ollie? They're up ahead delivering a piano. 1.3711 0.04543 194 138 40 16
744 Sorry, but I've had my fill of up and down relationships. 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
745 And I thought alcoholism was an uphill battle. 1.3711 0.04363 194 135 46 13
746 Have a drink. We pass this way but once. 1.3711 0.04301 194 134 48 12
747 Thank Zeus it's Friday! 1.3711 0.04601 194 139 38 17
748 No. It’s Thursday. But I know what you mean. 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
749 Oh yeah? Well, try wearing Spanx all day, buddy. 1.3702 0.04369 181 124 47 10
750 Screw Camus, I can make you happy. 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
751 I would ask you to join me for a drink, but you seem to be on a roll 1.3698 0.04454 192 135 43 14
752 That's a big snowball you have there! 1.3698 0.05189 192 148 17 27
753 I said a BOLDER wine, you idiot 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
754 Nice try, but the answer is still no. 1.3698 0.04266 192 132 49 11
755 For the fourteenth time, the answer is no! 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
756 I’ve heard of big balls but this is RIDICULOUS! 1.3698 0.05029 192 145 23 24
757 Hello, haven't I seen you here before? 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
758 My eternal task is a Martini on the rocks. 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
759 You've got to be kidding. Every day? 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
760 At least one of us isn't gathering any moss. 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
761 Stop by when you're done 1.3698 0.04575 192 137 39 16
762 Rock on! 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
763 Impressive. What do you do to stay in shape? 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
764 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he has an existential crisis in mine 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
765 How millennial women see old white guys trying to impress them. 1.3698 0.04692 192 139 35 18
766 Your profile said no baggage. 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
767 Oh, I am not the only one who feels alone. 1.3698 0.05083 192 146 21 25
768 No thanks, I promised myself no more workaholics 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
769 Her: come by here often? Sisyphus: you have no idea 1.3698 0.04515 192 136 41 15
770 There’s an app for that. 1.3692 0.04752 195 143 32 20
771 You handle the pandemic your way; I'll handle it my way. 1.3687 0.04587 198 143 37 18
772 Take a break man, it's only a myth after all! 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
773 Doesn't that get old? 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
774 If you don't mind me saying, you appear to have a problem keeping it up. 1.3684 0.04294 190 131 48 11
775 Same time tomorrow, then? 1.3684 0.04229 190 130 50 10
776 This is the last time I use ' The Myth Makers' dating service. My last date was late because he kept flying too close to the sun." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.3684 0.05067 190 144 22 24
777 Yes I know,I thought they wanted someone in a useless role. 1.3684 0.05122 190 145 20 25
778 ooh, your fly's open. 1.3684 0.04607 190 136 38 16
779 Take a break...I'm buyin'. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
780 Let it go for one second, relax, have a peanut. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
781 You know, at some point you need to just let it go! 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
782 I'm just happy to meet a guy that can keep a job. 1.3684 0.04095 190 128 54 8
783 I think I preferred it halfway down. 1.3684 0.05012 190 143 24 23
784 C'mon, Arnie. You've got to learn to leave that shit at the office. 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
785 Want to join me for a drink when you finish work? 1.3684 0.04843 190 140 30 20
786 How much longer do you think it'll be? 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
787 Oh yeah? Try having a kid! 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
788 You missed Happy Hour. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
789 So, what's your sign? 1.3684 0.04900 190 141 28 21
790 It's an uphill battleground State. 1.3684 0.04726 190 138 34 18
791 When you're through with the martyr act, come buy a girl a drink. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
792 'You'll be right back.' Right, I've heard that one before. 1.3684 0.04162 190 129 52 9
793 Donald, I repeatedly warned you there were consequences for disrespecting women. 1.3684 0.04843 190 140 30 20
794 If you really want to rock my world, bring me more chips. 1.3684 0.05012 190 143 24 23
795 Karen, what’s yours? 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
796 You think that’s hard? Try being single in your forties... 1.3684 0.04607 190 136 38 16
797 I'd love to have a drink with you, but I can't wait forever. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
798 ‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’ 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
799 Hurry up Sisy! Happy Hour ends in 15 minutes! aption 1.3684 0.05122 190 145 20 25
800 Try doing it in spanx. 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
801 It’s only rock´n roll 1.3684 0.04843 190 140 30 20
802 I'm just not sure that I can handle the ups and downs of this relationship. 1.3670 0.04578 188 134 39 15
803 I've seen you here before, haven't I? 1.3665 0.04211 191 131 50 10
804 It could be worse. Just last week my neighbor gave me a sourdough starter. 1.3661 0.04600 183 130 39 14
805 So nice to see you again! 1.3656 0.04735 186 135 34 17
806 Impressive, I see you've gathered no moss. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
807 Oh, your personal ad said ROLL playing. 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
808 When you’ve got a second, I’m getting low on peanuts. 1.3656 0.04735 186 135 34 17
809 Welcome to the afterlife, where things are fair! I sip wine, while you roll that rock uphill until whichever comes first: eternity - or the day you figure out what's wrong with saying the woman candidate "just isn't likeable." 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
810 Sure, I can wait. 1.3656 0.04351 186 129 46 11
811 Finally, a man who understands what it's like to be a woman in the workplace 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
812 Isostone and isobar configuration 1.3656 0.05368 186 146 12 28
813 The delivery entrance is on the other side. 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
814 Why don’t you join me when you’re done? 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
815 Futile? Try dating during a pandemic. 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
816 ca. 100 B.C. Sisyphus gifts syphilis unto humanity 1.3656 0.05090 186 141 22 23
817 Ya but I get paid 35% less. 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
818 Yeah, we’ll I’m sleeping my way to the top. 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
819 Even Sisyphus took a break for happy hour 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
820 8 more weeks till Election Day. 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
821 Please respect my need for social-distancing 1.3656 0.05090 186 141 22 23
822 Again with the boulder? 1.3656 0.04284 186 128 48 10
823 You won’t believe the view from our Skyline bar. 1.3656 0.05203 186 143 18 25
824 How’s your version of eternity going? 1.3656 0.04673 186 134 36 16
825 No, I’m relieved! I thought you said syphilis. 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
826 I know how you feel; no matter how much I drink, my glass stays full. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
827 You look a bit overwhelmed. Why don’t I call a competent goddess who can help you with that? 1.3656 0.05258 186 144 16 26
828 The rock looked bigger in your profile pic 1.3656 0.04735 186 135 34 17
829 At least there isn’t snow, then our kids would never believe us when we complained 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
830 You always find something to do right before we sit down for dinner. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
831 I TOLD them to spell out B.Y.O.B. 1.3651 0.04798 189 139 31 19
832 Finally! What kept you? 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
833 Could you please hand me the remote? 1.3651 0.05027 189 143 23 23
834 I feel your pain,I've been sitting here for ages" 1.3651 0.04857 189 140 29 20
835 Come have a drink with me after you get it to the top. 1.3651 0.05138 189 145 19 25
836 Yeah. Right. Just leave me sitting here, by myself. 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
837 And I have to get the check? 1.3651 0.05083 189 144 21 24
838 Name's Pandora, I'll see you on your next round. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
839 Me? trying to find a decent man. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
840 Oh, my gosh! That is styrofoam, right? 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
841 What do you mean you never take a break? Does your boss think he's God? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
842 What are the chances? Twice in the same week! 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
843 You again? Ever hear the definition of insanity? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
844 glad you don't believe in masks too! 1.3651 0.05138 189 145 19 25
845 Gee mister, I thought you were only a myth. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
846 So, what is the meaning of Life? 1.3651 0.05027 189 143 23 23
847 Gym still closed? 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
848 Ooh, a crossfit guy, huh? 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
849 OK Boomer, but I think there's an app for that. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
850 Sure I date older men. But you look like you've got enough on your hands right now. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
851 I think I saw you already,...anyway go up and the boss will see you, the position is still open, good luck! 1.3651 0.04971 189 142 25 22
852 Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
853 Well, at least this is going better than my date with Prometheus. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
854 That ‘one’ thing you had left to finish at work before meeting me is taking a while, isn’t it? 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
855 Hey old timer, you know there’s a app for that. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
856 You think that’s hard? Try breaking through a glass ceiling? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
857 I know you're slammed right now, but could you grab me a lemon water on your way back down? 1.3651 0.04739 189 138 33 18
858 I love your persistence. Do you come here often? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
859 And when you’re finished, could you break my glass ceiling? 1.3646 0.04507 192 137 40 15
860 You come this way often? 1.3641 0.04579 184 131 39 14
861 So... you come around here often ? 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
862 Excuse me, I really need a drink, could you please keep this here for me? 1.3632 0.04892 190 142 27 21
863 It’s rare to find a man who can commit to something. 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
864 When you're done, how about joining me for a drink? 1.3626 0.04742 182 132 34 16
865 Yeah, I wasn’t cut out for a desk job either. 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
866 Well, if it isn't good ol' Charlie Brown -- it must be 60 years now! Why not sit down for a little psychiatric help? 1.3626 0.04478 182 128 42 12
867 Of all the gin joints in the world you roll into mine! 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
868 You come by here often? 1.3611 0.04298 180 124 47 9
869 I can handle the OCD but the Duck Dynasty look has to go. 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
870 Intriguing, but not what I had in mind when I ordered a highball. 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
871 If you run into Zeus, tell him Kathy said "Hi." 1.3611 0.04298 180 124 47 9
872 Wouldn't be easier to deflate it first? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
873 Hey. What time to you get off? 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
874 Can I get a menu? 1.3602 0.04848 186 138 29 19
875 How’s toxic masculinity working out for you? 1.3598 0.04487 189 135 40 14
876 Clearly you misunderstood me when I asked you o join me for a High -Ball 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
877 Are you sure that this is not the top of Mount Olympus? Damn it... . 1.3596 0.05315 178 138 16 24
878 You should try to work on your work-life balance. 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
879 Try dating in your 40s. 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
880 Please, You must sign in and have your temperature taken. the 1.3587 0.05293 184 144 14 26
881 Oh, I love a man who works hard to impress me 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
882 I’ve been waiting an eternity for you. 1.3580 0.04356 176 122 45 9
883 If you think that's bad, I have to wait for someone to take my order for all eternity. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
884 Actually, I liked it better in the basement. 1.3580 0.04783 176 128 33 15
885 What a coincidence! I call my little wine bar, "A Hard Place." 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
886 Sez who? 1.3580 0.05174 176 134 21 21
887 I've got a treat for you when you are done... 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
888 I like how you roll. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
889 My last boyfriend was a workaholic, too. 1.3580 0.04047 176 118 53 5
890 Are you going to roll that rock up the hill for eternity,or are you going to join me for a drink? 1.3580 0.05047 176 132 25 19
891 I don’t know…I think I liked the other boulder better. 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
892 It’s always, no baby, I’ve gotta work... can’t you just sit and enjoy dinner for once 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
893 You know it's happy hour, right? 1.3580 0.04356 176 122 45 9
894 That isn't the kind of big rock a girl wants on her finger, S. 1.3571 0.05162 182 140 19 23
895 That’ll be 10 drachmas for you, Sis, and 10 for your pal there, but I need to see his photo I.D. 1.3571 0.05279 182 142 15 25
896 If I had a name like Sisyphus, I’d have a chip on my shoulder too. 1.3571 0.04921 182 136 27 19
897 You come around here often? 1.3563 0.04535 174 123 40 11
898 So what exactly is it that you do? 1.3563 0.04310 174 120 46 8
899 Wow! My story’s similar...I was dishonest and condemned to eternity at a single’s bar. 1.3563 0.04461 174 122 42 10
900 You set the bar too high. 1.3563 0.05022 174 130 26 18
901 You're just like my ex, afraid to ask for directions. 1.3563 0.04679 174 125 36 13
902 It’s called the American Dream. Just keep up the hard work and you’ll be like me soon enough! 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
903 You should try it in heels. 1.3563 0.04608 174 124 38 12
904 OH! You must be the Postmaster General. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
905 I asked the waiter for a highball - careful what you wish for! 1.3552 0.05138 183 141 19 23
906 So, do you spend eternity here often? 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
907 Yodel, first, so it looks like an accident. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
908 No, I didn’t lie about my age, it just took me longer than expected to get here. 1.3547 0.04926 172 127 29 16
909 I'm here on a blind date. Want to switch places? 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
910 Don't you think everything feels a little lighter at happy hour? 1.3547 0.04416 172 120 43 9
911 Just wait until you check out the glass ceiling. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
912 Want my advice? Paint a face on it and give it a name.” 1.3547 0.04416 172 120 43 9
913 I swear I’ve seen you here before! 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
914 The rock looked a lot bigger on your Tinder profile. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
915 I told you, the answer is still no. 1.3547 0.04339 172 119 45 8
916 Now you know how it feels to be home schooling the kids. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
917 Weren’t you here yesterday? 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
918 It’s better to rock then it is to roll, or is it? 1.3547 0.05324 172 133 17 22
919 didn't you notice the elevator down there? 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
920 Hate to break this to you, pal: once you get to the top, it's all downhill from there 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
921 Sisyphus? Funny....your boulder looked bigger in your profile pic. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
922 Just think how much harder it would be if it was a cube! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
923 Ah, c'mon. One little drink's not going to hurt. 1.3529 0.04525 170 120 40 10
924 My drink refills every time I finish it. So I get it. 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
925 Oh nothing....let it slide..... 1.3529 0.04525 170 120 40 10
926 You're back! Care for a peanut 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
927 A hard rock is good to find.. 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
928 I guess it goes without saying, you do come here often 1.3529 0.04447 170 119 42 9
929 I changed my mind—I’ll have it neat. 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
930 It’s sexier when you carry it on your shoulders 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
931 Come and join me when you're done. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
932 I took the elevator. It's around the corner. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
933 How do you say déjà vu in Greek? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
934 Well,my drink is refilled for eternity,so we all have our burdens. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
935 Roll past here often?" 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
936 Come join me when you finish work. 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
937 I think you misunderstood me when I said I like to get stoned. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
938 Hey, Sisyphus, why not join me for a drink? You know that rock is just going to roll back down anyway. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
939 Why don’t you drop everything and come over for a drink? 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
940 Your picture on Boulderpushers.com made you look a lot younger. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
941 So what do you do? 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
942 You’re trying too hard. “On the rocks” just means “over ice.” 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
943 Join me - I majored in Futility at Vassar." 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
944 It feels like I’m between a rock and a hard place. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
945 Oh. When I read "high roller" on your Tinder profile, I thought you just liked taking risks. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
946 Sorry, that rock is not due till next Thursday. Can you come back then or just hold? 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
947 I wish I had a meaningful job. 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
948 Now try doing it backwards, in heels. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
949 I would let you buy me a drink, but you are almost over the hill. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
950 Trying to avoid me seems even more Sisyphean. 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
951 Oh...thanks, but I said, "no olive". 1.3512 0.05145 168 127 23 18
952 Honey when you finish the landscaping I have a few more little tasks on my to do list 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
953 Would you be open to carbon dating? 1.3512 0.05076 168 126 25 17
954 If it didn’t impress me the first time... 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
955 Sorry, I said on the rocks. Plural. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
956 Thas' a great idea myther. Sys' wif' us and we'll both have another on the rocks. 1.3512 0.05349 168 130 17 21
957 I’m teaching common core math over zoom this fall so... same. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
958 That’s right, you can exchange the boulder for a stimulus check, at the top of the mountain. 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
959 One more mile and then take a left. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
960 The rich took the throne I built off my stone 1.3512 0.05415 168 131 15 22
961 How does it feel? I don’t know, you tell me” 1.3512 0.05349 168 130 17 21
962 You've done this before, haven't you? 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
963 Good to see you again, same time next week? 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
964 Which fraternity are you pledging? 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
965 ....and that was a little about myself! What do you do? 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
966 Well, you're certainly persistent. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
967 I thought it would beat a monkey on my back... 1.3494 0.05395 166 129 16 21
968 I admire your perseverance...and your thighs. 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
969 Oh, you have a job? Hi, I'm Susan. 1.3494 0.04429 166 116 42 8
970 After one drink, it's all downhill for me. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
971 Sure, I’ll trade. But you’re really gonna hate the pickup lines. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
972 Ohhhhh... I thought you said syphilis! 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
973 No thanks. I prefer it neat. 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
974 You should take a load off, sit down, have a drink. The valet can park your rock, that thing will never make it to the top. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
975 Night after night I come here trying to meet somebody, but I never seem to get anywhere. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
976 It’s you again. 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
977 Did you order an Old Grand Dad on the rocks? 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
978 Can I get you another Rolling Rock? 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
979 Really? You look too young to be a Rolling Stone! 1.3494 0.04670 166 119 36 11
980 I'd buy you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
981 Where should I place it? 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
982 Ooh! Condemned by Zeus for all eternity! Buy me a drink, Bad Boy? 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
983 You try living on champagne and pretzels for an eternity. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
984 Now you know how we Americans are feeling. 1.3494 0.05046 166 124 26 16
985 Did you say you were Mick or Keith?” 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
986 That’s a pretty audacious pickup line, but I’ve heard boulder. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
987 Can You grab me another drink when you come back down 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
988 Me? Oh, I used to work in Finance but I packed it in. I wanted to do something that was a little more valuable for humanity. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
989 Stop for a drink, you can worry about your debt snowball later 1.3494 0.05188 166 126 22 18
990 Come this way often? 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
991 So, what do you do for fun? 1.3488 0.04327 172 120 44 8
992 I can help you get it up. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
993 I like it better when you go down. 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
994 Say Butterfingers, you know what the definition of insanity is, doncha? 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
995 Having trouble getting it up? 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
996 If you think that's hard, you've never had to endure a 3 hour Zoom meeting. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
997 If you think that’s hard you should try doing it backwards in heels. 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
998 Rolling stones? Nah, I can’t get no satisfaction out of it. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
999 I feel the same way every time that I lift this glass. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
1000 I'm from Boulder. You? 1.3476 0.04938 164 121 29 14
1001 Would you like a roll while you wait? 1.3476 0.05087 164 123 25 16
1002 No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service. 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
1003 People probably tell you this all the time, but you've got great legs. 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
1004 Yeah, I used to do the whole push-the-boulder-uphill-til-it-slips-last-minute-and-rolls-all-the-way-back-down-again thing.” Sheila paused to swig back another mouthful of garbage merlot. “Anyway, can I interest you in these fabulous Amway products? 1.3476 0.05087 164 123 25 16
1005 Early man getting the ball rolling on a first date. It was an uphill battle. 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
1006 Yeah, well, finding a good man is hard too! 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
1007 I like a man with a strong work ethic. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1008 I've seen you before. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1009 I can introduce you to some other futile and unrewarding obsessions if you're up for it. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1010 I see you can do it, but why? 1.3471 0.04954 170 127 27 16
1011 And you really expect me to believe you can get it up this far without Viagra? 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1012 And that’s when I decided to go into marketing. But anyways, enough about me. What do you do? 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1013 Sissy Fuss? What kind of name is that for a big strong mountain man like you? 1.3471 0.04436 170 120 41 9
1014 You forgot the olives. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1015 Are you here for the Rolling Stones event? 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1016 As I said, if you want to go any further you need a mask. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1017 ‘You call that Sisyphean? Try dating in New York.’ 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1018 You’re the persistent type. I like that. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1019 Thanks, but I prefer it straight up. 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1020 We women struggle with different myths. 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1021 Does Apple Watch track everlasting torment now? 1.3468 0.04752 173 127 32 14
1022 Don’t worry, a certain stable genius will be taking your place very shortly. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1023 You got it easy honey, try drinking alone for eternity 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
1024 Impressive. So how come everyone calls you Sissy? 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
1025 Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on 1.3457 0.05491 162 127 14 21
1026 Where’s your mask, Sir? 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1027 Once you reach the top, it's all downhill from there 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1028 Yes old man, this is heaven, and I am your first stop" 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1029 I'm always interested in a guy with an eternal job. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1030 Glad I ordered mine up. 1.3452 0.05065 168 127 24 17
1031 I'm sure I've seen you here before. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1032 Are you some kind of parable? 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1033 Don’t panic, this is just a bad dream. When you wake up back in the Land of Misogyny, I’ll still be the one pushing the boulder up the mountain. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1034 Oh you want to talk self-inflicted eternal punishment? Try believing in democracy. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1035 ... honey, did you asked on the rocks? 1.3452 0.05471 168 133 12 23
1036 Keep on going, man. You need to fully realize what it’s like to be a woman in the professional world 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1037 Yes. I'm real. 1.3450 0.04174 171 118 47 6
1038 I’m here to watch the futility of it all. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
1039 Let it go Sisyphus, let it go... 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1040 ETERNAL LOVE 1.3450 0.05135 171 131 21 19
1041 I like a man who understands commitment. 1.3450 0.04255 171 119 45 7
1042 I'd let you buy me a drink, but I heard you can't get it up. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
1043 I’m sorry, your reservation has been moved to tomorrow- come back then. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1044 Can you bring me some ice on your way back down? 1.3438 0.04257 160 110 45 5
1045 A little to the left so it doesn't block the view. 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1046 Fancy seeing you here again. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1047 That’s some rock. Who’s the lucky lady? 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1048 Some freelancing, finishing grad school. You? 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1049 It'll never work. We have different definitions of 'letting it go'. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
1050 In my case, I perpetually receive messages from my date telling me he'll be 5 minutes late. 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1051 I'll be right here when you get off work. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1052 Wouldn’t Pilates be easier? 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
1053 Oh, 'Sisyphus'! I thought you said 'syphilis.' 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1054 Ma'am, where can I place your Barney's boulder? 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1055 That's your hell; mine is to have a first date with you every time you head back down. 1.3438 0.05174 160 121 23 16
1056 When you finally embrace the absurdity of it all, let's have a drink! 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1057 So, what would you do if he calls you a sissy? 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1058 So, no tips for you... 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1059 Hey ol man, you’re BALLER! 1.3438 0.05397 160 124 17 19
1060 You missed happy hour again, Sisyphus. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1061 So, where was I? 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1062 Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I don't find anything absurd or meaningless about eternal Martinis. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1063 Did you bring your receipt? 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1064 Thank god, I thought they said, "Syphilis is coming for you." 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1065 Most men your age can't get it up. 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1066 may I help you, Sir? 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1067 It’s lonely at the top 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1068 sorry no mask, no entry! 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1069 You must be one of those essential workers? 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1070 I appreciate the effort, but I was thinking just a couple ice cubes. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1071 I ordered the granite, not the quartz, I think I’m going to have to send this back 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1072 Don’t mind me. I’m just isolating until the presidential election is over. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1073 I definitely misinterpreted the “Live Rolling Stones Performance” sign 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1074 Tell me again why this is “Essential Work”? 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1075 When I look at you I get deja vu. 1.3432 0.04969 169 127 26 16
1076 Wow, bould move. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1077 The usual? 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1078 Join me for a drink when you're done." 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1079 Persephone sent me to ask you if you’d like a second ball to feel like you finally have a pair? 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
1080 I‘m having a deja vu. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1081 So, come here often? lol, of course you do. You’re sisyphus - You’ve been rolling that boulder for like forever. I’m Annette. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
1082 Looks like you 1.3418 0.05519 158 124 14 20
1083 If you would like to have a lot more fun but not live quite as long, let me know. 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
1084 Take a load off and join me! 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1085 I did say two Rolling Rocks. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1086 Come here endlessly? 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1087 -How do you like the role change? I enjoy my drink and you work like a slave. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
1088 You think that's absurd? They charged me thirty bucks for this glass of merlot. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1089 If you have the time, I have the inclination. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1090 Oh, I see you’re into CrossFit. I’m surprised you hadn’t mentioned it before. 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
1091 Why the long face? 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1092 'You think that's hard? Try dating.' 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1093 Sal called and wants his rolling stone back. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1094 My last boyfriend was a Democrat. I don't know why, but futility really turns me on. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1095 Just so you know, it's lonely at the top. 1.3400 0.04808 150 108 33 9
1096 OK, one more time, but I won't wait for you after that Sisyphus. 1.3397 0.04592 156 111 37 8
1097 No, I said I wanted my drink on the rocks 1.3396 0.04535 159 113 38 8
1098 You never finish anything Sisyphus 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1099 I get half 1.3395 0.05266 162 125 19 18
1100 SOME of us are trying to enjoy our eternity 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1101 The dating scene around here is a real uphill battle. 1.3393 0.05002 112 77 32 3
1102 Have you tried imagining yourself happy? 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1103 If you're into exercising in futility, how about asking me out on a date? 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1104 The games been looking for a big roller. 1.3377 0.05545 154 121 14 19
1105 My boyfriend said he would be a little while. That was ten years ago. 1.3377 0.05468 154 120 16 18
1106 Dad, you're stuck in the stone age. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1107 Maybe I’ve set the bar a little too high. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1108 You again? You're boulder than I thought. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1109 I know it may be hard, but everyone is required to sign in 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1110 Well, it took you long enough. I've been waitng here for ages. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1111 Can you just stop doing whatever you are doing and join me for a drink. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1112 Lets talk on your way back. 1.3377 0.04343 154 107 42 5
1113 Hey, when you get to the top, would you tell the bartender I'd like another one? On the rocks, of course. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1114 My, this is your second rock today...but it's my third glass. 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
1115 You sure come here often 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1116 Wow! You must do CrossFit! 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1117 You may make $1.00 to every $.80 I make, but only one of us keeps doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1118 It will all be over November 4 th 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1119 I said I want you to move mountains for me 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1120 And guys call me high maintenance. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1121 May I gently suggest maintaining a respectable distance during handoff to the orange fellow 1.3375 0.05458 160 126 14 20
1122 Hi again." 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1123 So, you come up here often? 1.3375 0.04148 160 110 46 4
1124 Atlas already got the part 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1125 And I thought my personal trainer was tough. 1.3357 0.04489 140 97 39 4
1126 Sisyphus, Schmisyphus. How 'bout a teeny, tiny martooni? 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1127 My punishment is unavailable men. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1128 You’ll be right back? I’ve heard that one before. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1129 When are you done working? 1.3333 0.05009 156 117 26 13
1130 This isn't really about rolling a silly stone up a hill, now is it? 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1131 Sure, call me when you get off work. 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1132 boulder of a regretful past or guilty future, sire? 1.3333 0.05407 150 116 18 16
1133 Oh, I thought the rock was theoretical when we spoke online. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1134 Mondays, am I right? 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1135 So your situations hopeless also 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1136 It is so easy. Even a caveman can do it. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1137 Hey Sisyphus, next time can you roll up an olive? 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1138 Are you going to be much longer? 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1139 It's great to be a woman, isn't it? 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1140 Are you more of a city or country person? 1.3312 0.05532 154 122 13 19
1141 What do you mean 'do I come here often'? 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1142 Got a match? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1143 Yes. Actually I do come here often. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1144 So it’s been an uphill battle for you,too, huh? 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
1145 Haven't we met? 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1146 I take it you're a regular here. 1.3311 0.04434 148 104 39 5
1147 Not what I mean't when I said "on the rocks." 1.3311 0.05372 148 114 19 15
1148 How’s that philosophy workin’ for you? 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
1149 Shall I have them hold our table? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1150 Have you tried working smarter...? 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1151 I know...my job has its ups and downs too 1.3311 0.04434 148 104 39 5
1152 My spin instructor always tells me the downhill portion will be worth the climb. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1153 I tweeted about pushing a rock up a hill earlier so I feel you. 1.3311 0.05457 148 115 17 16
1154 I've been waiting for you my whole life. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1155 I have it worse. Zeus made the open bar all non-alcoholic. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1156 Oh, you know — same old, same old. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1157 Pretty impressive, but the real challenge is doing it for .20 less per dollar. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1158 I've seen you here several times before... 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1159 So this is the reason you couldn't grab a drink? 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1160 Why yes, I do come here often. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1161 Do you ever feel like this speed dating is a lot of effort for nothing? 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1162 You know, you're an allegory, right? 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1163 So, what are you doing after work? 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1164 You keep quoting Camus, honey, and I'll keep drinking my cosmo. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1165 First man to reach the top buys me another drink. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1166 It’s just a rock. What’s the big phus? 1.3288 0.05421 146 113 18 15
1167 Work From Home - Expectation vs. Reality 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1168 They told me to get a little bolder when trying to impress women... I sure do hope this is what they meant. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1169 I'm just here to tantalize. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1170 I'd really like to see you again. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1171 All my relationships end the same way. I keep making the same mistake, do you have any idea what that is like? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1172 Why don't you drop what you're doing and take a load off? 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1173 Is it me, or does everything about you say ‘available’ 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1174 Wanna trade one vicious cycle for another? 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1175 I have this weird feeling that I'll see you again. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1176 Haven't I seen you here yesterday? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1177 It's been forever! 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1178 Hey, it’s not rock science. Keep pushing. Repeat. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1179 'Sisyphus?' Oh, I thought you said something else. No problem then, I like a man who keeps fit. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1180 Can I buy you a beer? Perhaps a "Rolling Rock." 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1181 Retire? Never! You have to stay busy. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1182 Hey there mister, come here often? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1183 Do you believe in love at first visual metaphor? 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1184 I know how you feel. Every time I've almost finished my wine, the bartender tops me off! 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1185 You know, there's an easier way to get a Highball." 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1186 What do you mean you'll always be too busy to join me for a drink ? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1187 Huh! Look at that, both of us are trying to get high. Cheers. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1188 Now try it backwards, in heels. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1189 Sit for a minute? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1190 Relax. After Happy Hour it’s all downhill. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1191 You look a bit hairier than your profile shot. 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1192 Say, weren't you pushing that same rock the last time I was here? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1193 What kind of name is that? 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1194 I love a man who works out. 1.3267 0.05224 150 115 21 14
1195 You think gravity's a bitch, 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1196 Its more than six feet wide - if we keep it between us we'll be ok. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1197 Yeah, I've got a job like that too. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1198 Thanks, but I’m with Tantalus. He stepped out for a drink. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1199 I asked for lime not limestone. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1200 Just call me "A Hard Place," honey 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1201 It's always nice to see another regular! 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1202 So, let me know when you are no longer in a committed relationship. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1203 I can't believe they call this a 'sports bar.' 1.3267 0.05309 150 116 19 15
1204 I hope you're not the High Roller I heard about. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1205 Hi, I’m Sysiphus. Hold that drink - back before you know it! 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1206 Sorry...getting stoned isn’t what I had in mind. I’m more of a wine gal. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1207 Oh, I thought you said you have syphilis. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1208 Funny how we both keep doing the same thing everyday. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1209 Wow gentrification has really reached new heights 1.3267 0.05475 150 118 15 17
1210 Want to borrow my over the shoulder boulder holder? 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1211 You know, it just feels like it’s always wine o’clock, it never ends, you know what I mean? 1.3267 0.04386 150 106 39 5
1212 ‘I mean, what’s the purpose of it all’ 1.3267 0.04386 150 106 39 5
1213 You’re Tinder profile is quite misleading Atlas. 1.3267 0.05393 150 117 17 16
1214 If only Dark series was true 😉 @netflix @netflix_in @darknetflix 1.3267 0.05715 150 121 9 20
1215 Good to see you again! 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1216 Spend some time with me, and I can make your life even more hopeless. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
1217 We should do this again tomorrow. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1218 They told me I'd meet a rock star if I sat here, but this is just silly. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
1219 I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing. 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1220 When you're done with that, remember to take out the garbage. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1221 I appreciate the effort, but this is not what I meant about making bolder moves in our relationship. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1222 I’ve asked for another cocktail at least three times now. Do you ever feel like you’re repeating yourself over and over again? 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1223 Take a break, Sy, it's gonna roll down anyway 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
1224 I want you to know that I posted my support of your efforts on my homepage 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
1225 Don't you hate these curses? I got this bottomless glass of Saint Emilion. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1226 I like a man with steady work. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
1227 Same old, same old, eh? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1228 Seems pointless, doesn't it 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1229 A high roller. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1230 Are you kidding? I love rock n' roll. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1231 Bring me some ice if you get above the snow line this time 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
1232 Ugh, I am not impressed . Now the other guy that was in here earlier invented something he called the wheel. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1233 I can't help but think that I've seen you before? 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1234 What’s an old guy like you doing building a snowman in a place like this? 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1235 How Sisyphus got Syphilis. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1236 Can I buy you a drink? Let me guess, you're a Rolling Rock guy? 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1237 I'll tell you my story if you tell me yours. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1238 You misunderstood me. I said I wanted you to be bolder. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1239 Leg day? 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1240 What’s a myth like you doing in a place like this? 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1241 On second thought, cancel the Rolling Rock. I'll have a PBR. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1242 Feels like I’m the only one really carrying this conversation. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1243 I actually ordered it neat. 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1244 It feels like it’s always one step forward and ten steps back with you. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1245 I said shaken not rolled! 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1246 Take a load off, honey That rock will still be there tomorrow. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1247 Good to see you again. Same time tomorrow? 1.3214 0.04564 140 100 35 5
1248 Serves you right for telling Tinder you’re 35 and 6’2”. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1249 You come by here often. What do you do for a living? 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1250 Okay boomer. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
1251 I just love the man who is capable of moving the world for me! 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1252 Next, try it in heels. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1253 Catch you on the flip flop 1.3214 0.05390 140 108 19 13
1254 You think your job is tough? I have to make believe I'm enjoying myself! 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
1255 Just remember that ignoring my texts will make the rest of eternity really awkward. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1256 When you’re finished, I could use more nuts. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
1257 She must have had one hellova lawyer.. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1258 Ooh, I do love a pointless obsession. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
1259 I already feel like we have so much in common. 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1260 On second thought, I think that one looks better at the bottom. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1261 I see you pass by here a lot, Sisyphus. Why not take a load off? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1262 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1263 If you're not busy, want to buy a girl a drink? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1264 I was waiting for Godot, but if you happen to be free . . . 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1265 What's a Sisyphus like you doing in a place like this? 1.3188 0.05725 138 110 12 16
1266 Why don't we get together next time? 1.3188 0.05817 138 111 10 17
1267 If you really want to impress me, make the bed, and do your dishes and the laundry. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1268 Your name is Sisyphus? Funny,I think that's what my doctor said I have." 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
1269 I told you - you can have a drink with me when you're finished. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1270 Sorry, but no shoes no service. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
1271 Might be the wine talking, but, by Zeus, you can rock a loincloth! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1272 Wanna get stoned? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1273 Keep walkin' mister. I've heard that one before. 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
1274 I really like how you roll. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
1275 I'd help, but I just did my nails. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1276 Hey! Got any plans after work? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1277 Order me a glass of chardonnay. I'll be right back! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1278 When you get to the top, could you check to see if there's more white? 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
1279 You took the metaphor too far! But I agree, dating is a Sisyphean task! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1280 You look thirsty, I got endless and free refill.... Long story, you could relate. 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
1281 I'd like to talk to your manager 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
1282 I see you're into rock and roll! 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1283 What day is it again? Wednesday? 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1284 Ok, Sisyphus, I’ll get yours to go . . . again. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1285 You see upside, but I see things going downhill quickly. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1286 When you get a minute, could you bring me another martini? Straight-up... 1.3169 0.05416 142 111 17 14
1287 Isn't eternity up yet? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1288 I work as a White House staffer and bring my work home every night as a show of support for the President’s daily meaningless executive action. 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
1289 You should wait til Happy Hour. Rolling Rocks are half off! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1290 I like a man who stays busy. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1291 Maybe you’ll have better luck. I just kept hitting a glass ceiling. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1292 It’s the way a mythical god hopes to keep these mailed-in votes from bring counted. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1293 When you posted on your page you were a rock star I was hoping for something else. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1294 You know that boulder is a hoax right? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1295 This sure feels like an uphill battle. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1296 You’ll never make it with me either. 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
1297 I said,"on the rockS". 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1298 Alright Sisyphus, if it doesn't roll back down this time, I'll let you buy me a drink. 1.3162 0.05493 136 106 17 13
1299 Well at least, you’ll never loose your job 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1300 This is the 15th time you’ve done this. Are you hitting on me? 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1301 Yes, it's true what you heard; It used to be square. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1302 I get it. It’s like “Groundhog Day”! 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
1303 Wanna borrow my over-the-shoulder boulder holder? 1.3162 0.05688 136 108 13 15
1304 I don't care if you're pushing a wad of one-hundred dollar bills...no shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
1305 If you think that’s hard try a glass ceiling 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
1306 If we both push, we could get it done in half the eternity. 1.3162 0.05493 136 106 17 13
1307 Old rock 'n roller. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1308 I like a man who's upwardly mobile. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1309 Been here before? 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1310 What do you mean you don't know when you'll get off work? 1.3162 0.04391 136 96 37 3
1311 Sorry, I can't help. I've got the wrong shoes. 1.3162 0.04391 136 96 37 3
1312 you get a kiss the day before the sun explodes 1.3162 0.05592 136 107 15 14
1313 So, is work-life balance important to you? 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
1314 Omg, what are the chances! 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1315 No, straight up. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1316 Last time I order on the rocks. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1317 So do you understand white male privilege yet? 1.3139 0.05359 137 106 19 12
1318 Ya know it’s refreshing when someone’s dating profile pic isn’t a total lie. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1319 OH MY GOD! Are you Mick Jagger?" 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1320 Didn't you hear? God is dead. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1321 I admire your persistence, but I would have asked for directions decades ago. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1322 Hey Sisyphus- come here often? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1323 I do like a man with a steady job. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1324 Sorry, for the 2,321,239th time -- you're not my type. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1325 Call me when you hit rock bottom. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1326 So, d’ya come here often? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1327 It's 2020. Be glad you're working. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1328 Stick around...I'll be back in a few minutes! 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1329 You look familiar. Do you come here often? 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1330 This is not what I meant by on the rocks. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1331 Love the beard! 1.3134 0.05746 134 107 12 15
1332 This relationship isn’t going anywhere. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1333 Back again? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1334 There are updated options. You can leave the rock at the top and call it a day." 1.3134 0.05647 134 106 14 14
1335 You just missed him. Indiana Jones just left 5 minutes ago 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
1336 Get ready to face crushing defeat. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1337 Sorry to be a bother... can I see the cocktail menu again? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1338 How long do you think you'll be, dear? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1339 I’m very impressed. I just thought you said you were a Rockefeller. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1340 The meatball is for Table 2, ground floor. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1341 Sorry, we don’t serve stoners 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1342 This wasn't the rock I had in mind. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1343 Hey, if you like that, you will LOVE the Siren competition! 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1344 The same people you walk over on your way up you may meet in your way down. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1345 Fella, you're living proof, common sense isn't that common." 1.3134 0.05341 134 103 20 11
1346 Karen. What makes you ask? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1347 You know your life needn’t be an uphill struggle! 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1348 So are you finally ready to ask for some help. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1349 You think you've got it bad? Try finding a available man in this town! 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1350 Two more mountains, then make a left. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1351 Hey Mister. Haven’t I seen you here before? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1352 So...what line of work you in? 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
1353 Drop by for a drink on your way down, Sisyphus. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
1354 One way or round trip? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1355 You’re too late. Some guy already put a boulder up there.... 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1356 Tell me about it! I feel that way about ever finding a decent man in a bar. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1357 When people ask how you’re doing, it’s not a real question. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1358 On your way back down could you check on my order. It’s taking forever. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1359 How about a drink after work? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1360 You're older than your picture, but the rock looks the same. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1361 Call me when you can get it all the way up. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
1362 You don't expect me to wait, do you? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1363 Your replacement is going to show up on 21 January 2021. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1364 Think that's bad? You should come to my spin class.... 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1365 I don't care who you are. No one gets into Mount Olympus without a mask. 1.3134 0.04668 134 97 32 5
1366 How's work? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1367 Wow. I have a new appreciation of my glass ceiling, right now. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1368 Getting drunk every day is similar. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1369 You do know the price is now two boulders, right? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1370 Last one, I promise! 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1371 Oh, of course I imagine you happy but I'm sick of men constantly talking 'bout their career. 1.3134 0.05843 134 108 10 16
1372 You know you can just have an intern do that. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1373 So is this your dream job or do you think of shifting career? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1374 Oh, me? I’m in marketing. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1375 So you’re not from Rolling Stones ? 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1376 You’re taking this metaphor for our relationship a little too seriously. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1377 Hey Sis, on your way back down can you grab me another glass of wine? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1378 Life’s so absurd, isn’t it? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1379 You’re only halfway to the top 1.3134 0.05938 134 109 8 17
1380 Are you sure? It’s happy hour. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1381 Not quite what I expected when I heard that the Rolling Stones would be appearing here..... 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1382 I heard gyms are opening soon 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1383 The punishment for millennials is an eternity of sitting at a bar alone 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1384 Camus was right, our existence is pretty absurd don’t you agree? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1385 I’m not denying you invented it, I’m just wondering why you brought it on our date. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1386 Hold it right there. No mask, no closer! 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1387 You DO know that shirts and shoes are required? 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1388 No pain no gain, dude. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1389 What else can you do? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1390 Hey handsome, where have you been all my life, living under a rock? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1391 Next, I'll have you take a personality test. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1392 Tired of the same old same-old? Me too. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1393 You look familiar. Come here often? 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1394 What are you doing later? 1.3106 0.05602 132 104 15 13
1395 I’m impressed. My workouts feel endless. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1396 When you get finished, come back and have a drink with me. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
1397 Could you possibly just leave your work at the office for once? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1398 My punishment? Finding a seat here was torture. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1399 Look, Sisy, you should try dealing with gender inequality for an eternity. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1400 Hiya! Come around here often? 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1401 That's the last time I request some old time rock 'n roll here. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
1402 When you’re done with that I’d like a menu. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1403 Actually, I said, "I'd like my drink on the rocks". 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
1404 Thanks, but that's not how I roll. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1405 If you think that's tough, try getting me to go on a second date. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1406 On your next trip, can you check on my tater tots? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1407 Why don’t you try smiling more? 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1408 You looked a lot different in your photos 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1409 I'm rethinking my on the rocks order 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
1410 No. I don't see a speck of moss. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1411 No thanks, I'll stay with Rolling Rock 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1412 That uphill thing of yours never gets old, does it? 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1413 Do you come here often or are you just rolling through? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1414 You need to wear a mask until you're seated. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1415 Sorry, yes, there definitely was a typo. We require a syphilis not a sisyphus test. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1416 It's all downhill from here. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1417 Yeah, I applied for your job. Figures they'd give it to a man. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1418 Don't be shy, you big Sisyphus. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1419 Oh! You must be the guy my mother and grandmother warned me about! 1.3077 0.05865 130 105 10 15
1420 I always thought that was an STD. 1.3077 0.05552 130 102 16 12
1421 Sorry, I'm waiting for Tantalus. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1422 I know it’s only rock and roll...but I like it! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1423 You forgot your mask. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1424 You know You will be back 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1425 Hey handsome...have you seen Priapus today? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1426 When you’re done with that, can you bring me a vodka on the rocks? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1427 Pretty sure you didn't mention this in your profile. 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1428 I said I was looking for someone a little 'bolder.' 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1429 Cheer up! Next round is on me 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1430 Enough already Frank! You just need to let go of your burdens and relax a little. 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
1431 I think you can. I think you can. I think you can. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1432 Is this your first time here? 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1433 You're a godsend. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1434 Hey there, when did you roll into town? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1435 Just giving you a chance to experience a woman's perspective! 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1436 Make mine a double! 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1437 Have you ever seen ‘Fitzcarraldo’? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1438 Can I get you anything? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1439 Oh honey, you can’t go up there dressed like that! 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1440 Would you mind holding this for a minute? I need to run to the gents. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1441 Sisyphus, that's not what I meant when I asked, 'Do you have the balls?' 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1442 It's Happy Hour, Sysiphus. Take a break. 1.3077 0.05658 130 103 14 13
1443 Contest Judges: I just overheard this one while waiting at our post office. (If this counts as plagiarism, you can vote me out, of course.) "How can you grasp the gravity of it all at a moment like this?" 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1444 Do you work out 1.3077 0.04347 130 92 36 2
1445 You should smile more. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1446 I hate to keep doing this, but can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1447 I know,it's only rock and roll 1.3077 0.05763 130 104 12 14
1448 Are you really happy? Is the struggle itself towards the heights enough to fill a man's heart? 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1449 Back so soon? 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1450 Gravity notwithstanding, I'm pulling for you! 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1451 Let's catch up. 1.3077 0.05658 130 103 14 13
1452 Another Friday night at the hard rock cafe. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1453 Can you tell me the time? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1454 On your way back down, could you bring me some more chips?" 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1455 I'll be here when you get back. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1456 Turns out today- we're both nonessential workers 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1457 I thought we were discussing “fertility”. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1458 So what's your birth sign? 1.3077 0.05763 130 104 12 14
1459 You think that's bad? Try Tinder! 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1460 Like a chain to go with that? 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1461 You remind me a lot of my ex-husband. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1462 Hey, sugar, so long as you didn’t say Syphilis. 1.3077 0.05763 130 104 12 14
1463 I see you finally got it inflated. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1464 If you stop for a minute you might find we have a lot in common 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1465 ... I really do need to stop drinking .... 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1466 Life can be such an uphill battle sometimes. Why don’t you take a load off and join me for a drink? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1467 So you like to rock and roll huh? 1.3077 0.05865 130 105 10 15
1468 The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the Tinder user happy. 1.3077 0.05658 130 103 14 13
1469 Oh, that's what you meant by you're a rocker. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
1470 So then I said, what’s the point? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
1471 Hey, we all have our crosses to bear. 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
1472 Nice to see you’ve found a job. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
1473 Is that a boulder or are you just glad to see me? 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1474 Sisyphus? No, I’m the guy that resets the temple traps. 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
1475 The Paleo menu here is very authentic. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1476 No, I don't want to trade. I prefer the curse of the eternal Happy Hour. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1477 Great news, Sisyphus- You are the official mascot of 2020! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1478 So... do you like rock and roll? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1479 You're entering The New Yorker cartoon caption contest AGAIN?! 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1480 When you're done with that I'd like to see a menu, please. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1481 LOVE your matching beard and loin cloth! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1482 Straight up. No rocks please. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1483 Who’s your friend? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1484 I’ve been sent to help you get it up. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1485 Are you a member? 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
1486 So same seat, same drink - day after day. And you think your life has meaning? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1487 Hey, handsome.. you come here often? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1488 Aren't you glad it's made of styrofoam? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1489 You’re back! 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1490 Trust me, you will be famous! 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1491 I have the same issue with wine. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1492 They say finding true love is a Sisyphean task, but there is something special about you. 1.3071 0.04543 127 91 33 3
1493 I don't mean to be a bother, but my order was on the rocks, not with a rock. I'm going to have to send this one back. 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
1494 Your dating profile said you had big balls but this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1495 Are you implying that I should be glad that I'm over the hill? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1496 Here's your highball ma'am. Do you want it on the rocks? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1497 Grab a drink after your shift? 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1498 I told you I’d be back. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1499 Haven't we met somewhere before? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1500 Maybe next time try asking for it "neat"? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1501 I guess I shouldn't ask "what's new?" 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1502 Say, haven’t we met before? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1503 Oh, the mixologist called it a “Sisyphean Spritz” 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1504 Yo, sport! Park that rock and buy a lady a drink. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1505 See you again tomorrow, same time? 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1506 I’m looking for someone who won’t let Covid disrupt his daily routine. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1507 You’re a persistent one. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1508 Would you like to check your boulder here, sir? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1509 I ordered a Rolling Rock 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
1510 Are you going to buy me a drink... or is that a myth, too? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1511 Can I get another Pinot when you get the chance? Just whenever you get the chance. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1512 Don’t be absurd, Sis’, of course it’s essential work. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1513 My punishment is an eternity of unwanted advances. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1514 Hi, I’m 2021, what’s your name? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1515 Shirt and shoes are required on the hill. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1516 Hey, weren’t you here yesterday? 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1517 I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m working on a deadline. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1518 If only my name was Syphilis instead 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1519 You rock up here almost two hours late, dressed like that and then expect ME to get you a drink? 1.3060 0.05920 134 110 7 17
1520 Finally, a man gets me a rock. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1521 I'd love to buy you a drink when you get off work. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1522 Save your strength, join me for a drink, 2021 is going to be a whole lot better. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1523 That goes in the master bedroom. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1524 I used to be a White House Press Secretary, and now I'm punished to unending frustration by watching the useless efforts of a self-aggrandizing and deceitful man for eternity. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1525 I’m here to attend the Flat Earth conference. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1526 Don't stare that way. You're pushing a rock, I'm pushing forty. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1527 I was hoping he’d be a little bolder. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1528 Ah, this never gets old, does it? 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1529 My punishment ? I get to look at the glass of wine but not drink it! I can assure you that for a Darien housewife this is torture 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1530 Atlas is two laps ahead of you. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1531 Y'know, I like a goal-oriented man. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1532 Your profile said you liked having a ball. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1533 Looks like you got caught between a rock and a hard place! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1534 Hey handsome, want to take a break? 1.3053 0.05825 131 106 10 15
1535 I like a man with job security. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1536 Congrats, you've passed the bar! 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1537 Oh, good, you're back! Listen, I have had THE WORST day... 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1538 That's why I didn't ask for my drink "on the rocks" 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1539 Try it in heels, pushing backward. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1540 You doing anything this weekend? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1541 Hey, I think I saw you here yesterday. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1542 I thought guys like you were extinct. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1543 Someday you're going to make a real name for yourself. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1544 Let me know when you get off work! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1545 So, it wasn't circumstantial after all...What is the name of the boulder again? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder CO 1.3053 0.06023 131 108 6 17
1546 You a regular? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1547 You again? Don't you ever get tired? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1548 When you're done with that, come and have a drink. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1549 Hold on. Have I seen you here before? 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1550 I remember you from last time. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1551 I love a man who rolls his own... 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1552 Hurry on up it's 5 O'O'Clock 1.3053 0.05925 131 107 8 16
1553 I said , ROCKS ! on the ROCKS!! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1554 You want to "mansplain" this to me? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1555 You know I'm trying to meet you halfway, Sisyphus. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1556 There's not a snowball's chance in hell. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1557 You got this. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1558 Really? Forever? 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1559 You may refuse my advances today, mister, but this little black dress knows a thing or two about persistence. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1560 When you get a chance, could you bring me some more nuts? 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1561 No, I didn't order an old fashioned on the rocks. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1562 Take a break! The boulder will still be there tomorrow. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1563 Hello ! And I thought my dear grandmother was just making it up! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1564 Europe looks on as America attempts more "phased reopenings" 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1565 I still think you should just submit your portfolio online like everybody else. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1566 I didn't mean LITERALLY move mountains, John. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1567 Just move it a little more over to the left... 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1568 I actually do come here often. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1569 You'd be much cuter if you smiled more while you were working. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
1570 When you said you’d rock my world, this wasn’t what I thought you meant. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1571 See if you can break through that glass ceiling up there, I haven’t had any luck 1.3053 0.05723 131 105 12 14
1572 We’re not so different you and I 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1573 Hi, my name is Sisyphus! I’ll catch you on my way down. Stay put, please. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1574 Back a little. Perfect, that’s about six feet. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1575 You’re reliable—that’s what I like about you. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1576 I could watch you do that all day! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1577 Struggling with that rock but can still look at my tits SMH 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1578 When I said "on the rocks", I meant ice. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1579 Back in high school I could do this without breaking a sweat. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1580 You have to deliver it by 5:00 pm,or let it go and try again tomorrow. 1.3047 0.05608 128 101 15 12
1581 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1582 Well now after you rolled it u , how will you stabilize it 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1583 Good luck with parking. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1584 Sisyphus, stop mansplaining your giant boulder punishment to me.” 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1585 I've seen you here before. you come here often? 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1586 Now you really know what dating is like. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1587 It always ends the same way 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1588 I see we both ordered 'the usual.' 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1589 Reminds me of when I had kids 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1590 Shall I get you the regular? 1.3023 0.05569 129 102 15 12
1591 Do you live around here? 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
1592 Going up? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1593 I used to feel just like you do, until the day I stopped shaving my legs, once and for all! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1594 I’d offer to lend you a hand, but there’s a drink in mine. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1595 Not what I had in mind when you said you liked rock & roll” 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1596 Sometimes life with work and the kids is so frustrating. You ever been frustrated? 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1597 Valet could’ve taken care of that for you. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1598 Sisyphus, sweetheart, don't bother. Can't you tell when you've been pranked? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1599 Relax, no guy keeps it up forever. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1600 Maybe you should just stop parking it so close to the edge . 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1601 Haven't I seen you around before? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1602 So Sisyphus, tell me, are you really the original king of Rock and Roll? 1.3008 0.05992 123 100 9 14
1603 Actually, I'm kind of turned on by older men who are pushy. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1604 Just a little bit more. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1605 I said, "Straight up, NOT on the rocks!" 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1606 I know our online profiles said we would be compatible, but I'm really into working smarter. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1607 Getting a drink up there is a positively Sisyphean task. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1608 Oh sisyphus ....leave it to you to get the snowball package. 1.3008 0.06102 123 101 7 15
1609 How mythical. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1610 2020, party of one. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1611 Could be worse, at least you have a job 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1612 It's all uphilll from here... 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1613 So, how do we get this ball rolling? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1614 Here's the boulder you ordered. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1615 I'm sorry, I said "on the rocks". 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1616 I like older men with steady jobs. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1617 Hi, I'm Persephone. Come here often? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1618 Why not give multitasking a try? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1619 Hercules was by a few minutes ago, but he didn't have time for a drink either. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1620 Can you buy a lady a drink, big fella? 1.3008 0.05879 123 99 11 13
1621 Oh this guy again...well, he does seem to be persistent and he works out... a lot. A girl could do worse. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1622 One for the way down? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1623 Yeah.... quit complaining..... I had to do that in stilettos... wrecked my favorite Jimmy Choo’s! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1624 When you said in your profile you were a stoner, I was thinking you meant "an old hippie." 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1625 You can't come closer without a mask. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1626 So, when do you get out of work? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1627 You think that's hard? Try dating in your 30s. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1628 "And I thought that strong, handsome men like you were just a myth!" 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1629 Well, you wouldn’t be the first man I’ve met that could benefit from an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1630 You may put new meaning to the game of squash! 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1631 You know, if we keep meeting like this people will start to talk. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1632 Nice to see you again, too. 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
1633 Come find me when you're done. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1634 Give me one more chance, Mary 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1635 What big balls you have, Sisyphus. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1636 When I said let's rock and roll, I meant something else. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1637 Why don't I help? Haven't you ever heard of the glass ceiling? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1638 At least you have a steady position. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1639 Come on have a drink with me...it wouldn’t be the first time you’ve dropped the ball. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1640 I said I wanted my drink neat and NOT on the rocks. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1641 Lose the rock and buy me a drink, high roller? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1642 Other guys may be better looking, but your boulder. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1643 That’s just a myth Sisyphus because unlike me you just don’t have time for existential angst! 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1644 I guess it’s all downhill from here 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1645 We just need to keep this up until we create a vaccine! 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1646 Well, catch me on your way down, then. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1647 Maybe this time“ 1.3008 0.05765 123 98 13 12
1648 Hey big boy, got a light? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1649 Don’t forget, the 457,567,543,864,678,325th time never fails, honey” 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1650 So what do you like to do outside of work? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1651 My fitness club hasn’t reopened either. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1652 Oh me? I’m Karen. And I find the fact that you’re not wearing a mask very attractive. Hard to find a man who believes in freedom nowadays. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1653 Finally, the meaning of life! 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1654 When you get a moment could you bring me another “triple figure salary earned from your hard work” on the rocks? 1.3008 0.06210 123 102 5 16
1655 The Flintstones-themed social distance party is actually on the next mountain. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1656 I usually go for boulder guys, they’re so mature 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1657 *sips* ah yes, the rockstar from The Rolling Stones 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1658 C’mon over and have a drink, you’ve been at that thing for what seems like an eternity. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1659 : “Bringing your pet rock on a blind date is not cool” 1.3008 0.05765 123 98 13 12
1660 It’s me, Alison! Long time no see!How are you? Good? 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1661 Yeah, I know - he told you America is the greatest country in the world, right? 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1662 In the fight for social justice, there are those carrying the weight of injustice and there are those watching from their brunch table. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1663 Jill agreed, “Yes Sisyphus, please manslpain it again for me.” 1.3008 0.05992 123 100 9 14
1664 Well at least you’re not Tantalus 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1665 Your boulder looked bigger in your profile. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1666 Mondays... amirite? 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1667 It's good to see you again! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1668 You know, you could valet that. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1669 As for me, I am punished for all the times I booked a restaurant and did not show up. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1670 Yeah, that's me, honey - part of the torment! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1671 You look different in your profile photo. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1672 Sorry Mr. Sisyphus, we need to reschedule your appointment about that stone again. How does tomorrow work for you? 1.2984 0.04432 124 89 33 2
1673 Hump day, right? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1674 My number? Sure. When you're done with that. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1675 Hi. Are you a regular here? 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1676 Sorry Babe; if I let this go it will be the death of me. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1677 When I said I was looking for a high roller you were not what I had in mind! 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1678 What I want to know is how did we both get stuck in the same cartoon? 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1679 When I said I wanted a rock, I was expecting something finger size, Sisyphus. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1680 Well I see someone hasn’t gotten their stimulus check 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1681 Well you’re the one who sait you’d move mountains for me! 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1682 Excuse me, have we met before? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1683 I can’t help you with the rock, but eleven martinis a day sure deters the eagle from pecking out your liver. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1684 We should do this again sometime. And again. And again. And again. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1685 I can quit anytime. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1686 You think you have it bad, I’d asked for my second wine five minutes ago! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1687 To each his stone. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1688 I won't wait forever, you know. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1689 I know, it sucks. Every time I try to take a drink it spills. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1690 Can you bring it back later? He's at lunch right now. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1691 The Missus of the Sisyphus 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
1692 Wow, you don't look anything like your profile picture! 1.2941 0.04676 119 87 29 3
1693 You're no Charles Atlas, you stupid sissy!You're too much of a weakling to roll it over the top. You'll be trying to do it for the rest of your life. 1.2941 0.06009 119 97 9 13
1694 Zeus asked me to check for moss 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1695 We think this is better than voting by mail. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1696 You deal with 2020 your way; I'll deal with it mine. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1697 This way, you'll defiitely feel the earth move 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1698 Same old, same old 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1699 You're two-hours late! 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1700 Yes, I already understood the metaphor. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1701 No thanks. I'm afraid of catching Sisyphus. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1702 Zeus isn't the boss anymore. Just let it go. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1703 Is that a really big rock or are you just glad to see me?” 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1704 Okay, I see what you're doing. This is a metaphor for my relationships. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1705 After all these years, hasn’t anyone told that you need to let go before you can move forward? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1706 Don't get cocky...you're not even close to the top yet. 1.2941 0.06009 119 97 9 13
1707 Something tells me you come here often. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1708 It's interesting, but could I see something in more of a mauve? 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1709 Wait, I’ve heard this one before. ‘A guy and his eternal punishment walk into a bar...’ 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1710 This being my second day here in Hades, this bar isn't so bad. However, you are the only guy I've seen and you are always pushing that rock up the hill. 1.2941 0.05767 119 95 13 11
1711 Imagine your rock is a giant snowball and this is hell, and we have a pretty good description of your chances. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1712 Don't worry, it's just styrofoam! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
1713 Oh,Sisyphus,I meant a big rock on my finger! 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1714 When you’re done with that, I’d like a refill, please... 1.2941 0.06009 119 97 9 13
1715 Seriously?! For the last time, Sisyphus, give it a break. I’m really not interested. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1716 I’m still waiting on that refill, you know. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1717 What took you so long? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1718 Sorry - no shoes, no shirt, no entry. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1719 No, I’m not easy either. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1720 I said SCONE ! 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1721 Sorry, there’s still a 20 minute wait to be seated 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1722 I just knew you'd be back 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1723 Eternally suffer here often? 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1724 After a few more of these I’ll no longer care that I have difficulty pronouncing your name. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1725 Sorry. Due to social distancing guidelines you will have to wait at the bottom of the hill. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1726 You look you're shouldering a burden. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1727 What a heavy weight masculinity is 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1728 Try as you might, you’ll never break the glass ceiling with that. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1729 It’s 5 o’clock, give the myth a break. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1730 That's right, Sisyphus, you're almost near the top. Now say, "Thank you, dear Persephone, for supervising me.' 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1731 On the rocks means more than one. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1732 High Ball? 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
1733 I said Martini on the rocks 1.2893 0.04758 121 95 19 7
1734 Nope, this isn't the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1735 Hey, it's the end of time somewhere. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1736 Come here often? You have no idea. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1737 I'm thinking we are an allegory of the times 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1738 Sorry, it's just slang for ice cubes. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1739 When I asked for my drink on the rocks, I didn't expect this! 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1740 Mister, you’ve gone from ‘seems interested’ to ‘totally creepy’ in about 15-seconds. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1741 I stood up Zeus. You? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1742 Oh for God's sake, Sisyphus. Give it up. It's 2020. Nobody does that anymore. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1743 It’s the original Pilates. Works my core. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1744 C'mon - take a break. That ball will still be there when you're done. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1745 I'll help when I get to the bottom of this cocktail -- unless they re-fill it, which they always do." 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1746 You win " Casual Friday." 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1747 No, I distinctly ordered a Grumpy Old Man on the Rocks. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
1748 Sorry, no - I've heard the myth of syphilis. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1749 Sisyphus realizes he has the easier task and is more likely to be successful than the single woman trying to find a suitable man. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1750 I hear you've been a regular here for quite some time. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1751 It didn't come with a lever? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1752 Hey Sisyphus, your fly is open. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1753 Ive seen you around here alot. Arent you tired of it? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1754 Hey, what took you so long? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1755 No, no. The Hard Rock Cafe is down the hill and across the river. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1756 Oh hey there -- come here often? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1757 Your Match photo doesn’t do you justice. 1.2845 0.05974 116 95 9 12
1758 That's quite a conspiracy theory you've got there. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1759 You push a rock up this hill often. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1760 I see you roll that boulder up this hill every day. When will you build up the courage to buy me a drink? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1761 You look like a high roller. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1762 White Man's Burden, White Woman's Burgundy 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1763 Same boulder, different day. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1764 Well aren’t you the rock star? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1765 Boulder...Balder...after four months of quarantine, I'm not picky. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1766 Nothing much, how about you? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1767 You know you don't HAVE to do that. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1768 Keep pushing until you reach the glass ceiling. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1769 No thanks Sis, I like mine straight up 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1770 I know how you feel. I ordered the Château Pavie ‘64 and they bought me the ‘68. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1771 Could you bring me some peanuts? 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1772 Hey, it's all uphill from here. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1773 Oh, I thought you said you were a "Rock AND Roller"... 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1774 I've heard you're a legend. Wanna buy me a drink? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1775 One of the reasons why you're down here was your refusal to wear a mask up there. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1776 Tomorrow, same place, same time? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1777 Honey, your slavish devotion to getting to the top does not make our marriage a picnic. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1778 Going global, huh? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1779 So papa really was a rolling stone! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1780 Will you be my Mrs. Syphus? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1781 Be right back! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1782 It's happy hour. Let it go! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1783 Care to take a break from the utter pointlessness of the ups and downs of life for one happy hour? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1784 Tough day, eh? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1785 Hey, only nine more weeks until the election! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1786 Care for a drink? I’ve got a Rolling Rock with your name on it. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1787 Every single day. And you've never once said anything about my shoes! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1788 Do you come here often big fella? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1789 Is this the famous curbside delivery they talk about? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1790 I'm at my best between a rock and a hard place. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1791 So, it's kind of heavy, I'm guessing. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1792 Normally I'd offer to help but I have my own eternal punishment to deal with. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1793 I’ll take that olive when you’re done with it. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1794 Have you tried a Peloton? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1795 And here I thought dating in my 30s was a futile exercise. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1796 Talk to me when you're not on the rebound. 1.2845 0.05718 116 93 13 10
1797 Believe me pal, the dating scene these days feels pretty similar. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1798 Your profile didn’t say you were a rolling stone 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1799 I know it"s hard, but just think how hard it is to be a woman. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1800 - “Feel free to put that with the others...” 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1801 Give me a minute, I'm almost done 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1802 Ok, that IS a tough task, but you should try dating during a pandemic, 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1803 You think that’s monotonous? I’m from 2020... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1804 I wish the earth was flat in times like these. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1805 It’s the same excuse everyday 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1806 Yes, I know we’re in the 12th wave Dr. Fauci. But have you tried their Truffle Fries? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1807 Fool me 2,764 times, shame on me. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1808 How could I say no to the proposal, look at the size of that rock! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1809 Nope. Still not impressed. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1810 Not as easy as you’ve made it sound all these years now is it!? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1811 Sisyphus in the streets, syphilis in the sheets? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1812 You’d think I’d be happier being classified an essential employee... 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1813 somehow it always goes downhill for me after the first date 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1814 Bartend! I asked for a whiskey neat, but it appears I’ve gotten it on the rocks 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1815 I like a goal oriented man 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1816 Sure. Just swing by when you're done. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1817 Hey big boy, why don't you take a load off and have a seat? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1818 I've been pushing against the patriarchy my whole life. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1819 You know, they have valet parking. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1820 You probably burn as many calories on an elliptical. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1821 Cmon, one drink...your little rock isn’t going anywhere. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1822 Take a load off, it’s Happy Hour! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1823 Dating really is an uphill battle. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1824 If you wrap that up quickly you could still make happy hour! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1825 Oh honey, wait to the girls see the ROCK you got me!! 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1826 And they say drinking ages you. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1827 I’m a psychologist, I may be able to help you. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1828 Heading for the ballot box? 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1829 If you were any younger I’d let you do it again & again. 1.2821 0.06051 117 97 7 13
1830 So you’re saying if I become a Hedonist I can just stop?! 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1831 And they call ME absurd. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1832 rescuing our Democracy was harder. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1833 I’ll do one more Cabernet whenever you have a chance. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1834 No, it wasn’t me who ordered the snowball. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1835 I’m at a point in my life where, no matter what I do, I feel like I do the same pointless stuff every day, you know? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1836 I like mine on the rocks. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1837 I can see you’re busy but will you be back? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1838 Oh sorry Sisyphus, I was told to watch out for syphilis. 1.2818 0.06076 110 90 9 11
1839 Absurd, isn't it? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1840 What a coincidence! I"m looking for a strong, silent type. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1841 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a big rock. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1842 oh, my sister's into Crossfit too 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1843 Never send a man to do a woman's job. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1844 Not again. How many times do I have to tell you I’m not impressed.? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1845 Ya know...it's so much easier to get drunk than stoned. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1846 Hey handsome, what took you so long? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1847 Matzah ball! Matzah ball! Must be the next table. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1848 Now that’s what I call a highball. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1849 Hello, high roller. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1850 Seems like I see you here every day. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1851 Wow. You really are a regular. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1852 How'd you like a ball AND chain? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1853 For the five-hundredth time, are you gonna buy me a drink or not? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1854 Buy a girl a Rolling Rock? 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1855 This is the third time you’ve rolled that stone past me. Are you flirting with me? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1856 And your sitting on the mountain makes more sense? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1857 I’ve been waiting for ages for a guy with a steady job! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1858 Not if you roll it up there a thousand times. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1859 Hey, baby. Come here often? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1860 Not in a million years! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1861 On your way back I'd like another drink please. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1862 Have a drink. It’s only a myth. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1863 What time do you knock off? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1864 I figured it’s easier to find people here at the bottom. 1.2818 0.05795 110 88 13 9
1865 I just wish you had two of them. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1866 Yea no it’s, Si-sy-phus. It’s alright haha everyone thinks it sounds like that. I get tested regularly. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1867 Hey, Sys, you want your usual martini on the way back down? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1868 I know my profile says I like High Rollers, but... 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
1869 Maybe you should try dressing for the job you want instead of the job you have. [emphasize “want”] 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1870 Say handsome, I hear you are a rock star. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1871 Say handsome, haven't I seen you here before? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1872 I said I was looking for a guy with big ballS. 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
1873 Sisy, don't make such a phus. I'll have one ready, on your way down. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1874 I heard existentialist metaphors are good in bed, or is that just a myth? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1875 On second thought, make it a double. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1876 You really won't stop and take no for an answer, will you? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1877 I like my men strong and experienced - how’d you like to rock my world? 1.2818 0.06076 110 90 9 11
1878 I feel your pain. Every morning, I wake up sober. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1879 Please don't let it spill my wine! 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1880 How are you enjoying 2020 so far? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1881 I'm sorry, I asked for my next one to be a bit colder - not a big boulder. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1882 You really do need to learn how to relax, dear. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1883 I know, but I just can’t imagine us BOTH happy. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1884 I get it. You do crossfit. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1885 And I thought my ex took forever to finish 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1886 Thanks for bringing that all the way up here. Unfortunately we just had one flown in and don’t need yours. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1887 Has it been 4 years? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1888 I imagine you must be the happiest person in 2020 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1889 I’m sorry, sir. 2020 is only downhill from here 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1890 When I said “on the rocks”... 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1891 Why didn't you FedEx it? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1892 Feel free to stop by whenever you’re done with that 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1893 That’s why you’re late? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1894 Really? That’s kind of funny, because I’ve been condemned to be an easy roll. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1895 Everyday, Ma'am. I come here every-frickin-day. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1896 I’ve been waiting an eternity for a man like you. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1897 Have you heard this one? A guy rolling a rock comes into a bar... 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1898 Don’t even think of stopping. There’s a really strict dress code: no, shoes, no shirt , and certainly no Sisyphus. 1.2807 0.06293 114 96 4 14
1899 Oh, you know. More of the same. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1900 can you please get this over with, I'm running out of cocktails. 1.2807 0.05779 114 92 12 10
1901 I SO don't want to ask if you come here often. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1902 I know your dating profile said you were an old rock and roller. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1903 I think you've been doing the wrong thing over and over. 1.2807 0.05912 114 93 10 11
1904 Maybe on the way down, then? 1.2807 0.04580 114 84 28 2
1905 What’s a nice girl like you doing in a myth like this? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1906 I've heard it all before. You're just too busy to have time for me now. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1907 I see you have some extra baggage. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1908 You are a figure from ancient mythology and I am a regular woman having a drink on the side of a barren, inhospitable mountain. We can never date. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1909 Of all the mountains in all the towns in all the world, she walks onto mine 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1910 I just make this look easy. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1911 Let me un-rock your world. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1912 Sorry, but you need to put on your mask, and I need to take your temperature. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1913 A man works from sun to sun, a woman's work is never done, right? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1914 Well even if spending eternity holding an empty glass isn't legendary, it still sucks. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1915 Sorry, my husband ordered the Rolling Rock. But he left. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1916 For a change, why don't you ask me out? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1917 Couldn’t you have shaved? 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1918 Is that a Greek name? I dated a guy named Atlas in college. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1919 On your way a few ice cubes won't hurt 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1920 Can't you use the gym like other people? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1921 I see you here every day. You say your name is Sisyphus? 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1922 Well I did click on mover and shaker. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1923 Well, hello there... come here often? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1924 Pffft! You think you got it tough buddy, every time I empty this wine glass someone buys me another! 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1925 You should try rolling it down the hill. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1926 Dont let anybody tell you what to do 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1927 I’m looking for a supportive partner because I’m almost over-the-hill. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1928 I think I need to explain "on the rocks" 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1929 You said you'd be right back two millennia ago. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1930 Care to join me, fella? I like the way you roll. 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1931 More nuts? 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1932 You are a regular here aren't you? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1933 Stop by on your way back down. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1934 It's uphill both ways. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1935 If you can get it to the top, next round's on me. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1936 Did you remember the tonic water? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1937 Hi Sisyphus, I'm replacing Persephone who was crushed in the last avalanche. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1938 I know you said you would move mountains to convince me to agree to dinner, but I didn't think you were speaking literally. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1939 Believe me, I know how hard it is to keep the ball rolling. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1940 Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1941 Keith called. Ronnie and Charlie wanna play too. 1.2778 0.06147 108 89 8 11
1942 Have you tried to appeal the decision? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1943 Same time tomorrow, Sis? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1944 How was your day? And don't say same-old, same-old. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1945 Happy Hour here has extra large Swedish meatballs tonight. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1946 When you have a moment, can I get a check please. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1947 How about on your way back down I buy you a an ice cold Rolling Rock? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1948 Trust me. Zeus said Rolling Rock, not roll the rock. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1949 Well hello there Mr. high roller... 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1950 I said i wanted a strong drink, not a strong man. 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1951 Ah, I see the confusion. You ordered "something well-aged on the rocks.” 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1952 You really need to work on your core. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1953 Come on! Just one drink. You're not getting any younger. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1954 Why don't you just relax, and we can see what happens? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1955 That’s not quite what I meant when I said “on the rocks.” 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1956 It's about time you know how we feel...keep pushing. You're not even half way! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1957 You're gonna have to nurse that drink. I won't be back for awhile. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1958 'Same time, next week' is literal for you, isn't it? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1959 Try running for Vice President 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1960 Rock on dude. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1961 Not a great pick-up line Mr. Sisyphus. Why don’t you try again tomorrow? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1962 C'mon, neither of us is over the hill. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1963 Any chance you could pick up a loaf of bread on your way home? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1964 Good for you for Leaning In 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1965 Hey pal, I’m a little easier. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1966 Yeah, investment banking has its ups and downs too. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1967 At least you are upfront about your baggage. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1968 Kindly adjust your skirt. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1969 Good for you...an interesting outdoor workout. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1970 Even Hell has happy hour. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1971 When you're done pushing, why don't you stop by for a drink. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1972 I noticed you the last time you rolled by. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1973 The rock is not an automatic deal breaker. Last guy I dated gets his liver torn out by an eagle every day. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1974 Yeah, Hera didn't like the way I was looking at Zeus so she stuck me here to watch you. 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1975 I’ve always wanted to date a rolling stone 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1976 same time again tomorrow? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1977 Yeah yeah, try having a full time job. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1978 Next on: Mythed Connections 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1979 It's not so great up there, wouldn't bother. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1980 EZ Pass or cash, you know the drill. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1981 Aren’t you hunky! When do you get off work? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1982 Screwed either way 1.2778 0.06005 108 88 10 10
1983 Welcome to stage 1 of the life without privilege experience. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1984 Maybe next time, Sisyphus. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1985 Take my order already 1.2778 0.06286 108 90 6 12
1986 You think I’d know the answer to this but... do you come here often? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1987 Sis, you really should smile more. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1988 Wow...you look exactly like you do in your photos! 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1989 Could you turn this water into a wine, I’ve had a rough day 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1990 I know exactly how you feel. Every time I finish my drink, the bartender refills it. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1991 You look familiar, have we met before? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1992 Next round is definitely on me. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1993 You should have just slipped Zeus a ten-spot. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1994 I'd say you've earned a drink on the rocks. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1995 Might I suggest there’s better things you could do over and over, endlessly? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1996 That looks heavy. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1997 Back already? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1998 I already have you booked for tomorrow. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1999 Rolling Rock? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
2000 And they still say that humans are the most intelligent race on earth 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
2001 Well if I had known it would be so big I wouldn't have ordered the app 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2002 The Old Man and the She 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
2003 What’s the worst job you ever had? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2004 Artisan ice? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2005 While you're up there, would you see if my table is ready? 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2006 No, ma'am, I haven't forgotten you. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2007 YOU'RE LATE! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2008 Camus says you are having great time. Care to join me for a better time? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2009 Hello Mr. Biden. I see you're running for office again. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2010 And I’m still waiting for the main course... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2011 Why are the good ones always taken? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2012 I bet you some by here often, Sisyphus. 1.2736 0.06363 106 89 5 12
2013 Are you just doing that so you can appear in New Yorker cartoon? 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2014 When I said 'Come up and see me sometime' I was just kidding. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2015 Before you roll on I’ll need to take your temperature . 1.2736 0.05925 106 86 11 9
2016 Excuse me, Sir, but could you please get me a refill for my drink when you have a moment? 1.2736 0.06363 106 89 5 12
2017 I’m not gonna wait forever, you know. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
2018 This time is sure to be different than the last! 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2019 They have lovely branch here on Sundays. 1.2736 0.06074 106 87 9 10
2020 You said that last time. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2021 Nothing like a man with a consistent job. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2022 I could watch this for an eternity... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2023 Come up and see me sometime. I should be home tonight. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2024 They have valet parking, you know. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2025 Only people with Zoom invites can proceed, Mister! 1.2736 0.06074 106 87 9 10
2026 Have you tried rolling it downhill instead? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2027 Thursday: Arms and Back 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2028 When I asked for a highball, I meant the cocktail.. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2029 Just trying to make my way to 2021 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
2030 Do you ever not come here often? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2031 Hey, big boy! Got a match? 1.2727 0.05763 110 89 12 9
2032 It’s so refreshing you’re not looking for something long-term. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2033 You should be wearing a mask 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2034 On your way back down, I'll have another martini. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2035 Really? You never get off? 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2036 Hey big boy. Haven’t I seen you here before? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2037 You don’t look quite the same as your profile. 1.2727 0.06045 110 91 8 11
2038 Actually, I'd just like a couple of olives. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2039 Come on mate, one drink is not going to hurt" .. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2040 Fancy seeing you again 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2041 We’re in phase 3, live a little. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2042 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2727 0.06182 110 92 6 12
2043 The tomb is the other way... 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2044 Would you like a chain to go with that? 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2045 That’s not my idea of a highball. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2046 Happy hour tomorrow at 5:00. Same as always. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2047 Do you want to explain yourself or should I go first? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2048 Can you believe I actually get paid to watch? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2049 It's not happy hour for you, is it. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2050 I’m just waiting to see if you can get it up, and then we can start talking 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
2051 We said "no work" on date night 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
2052 I thought you said you’ll bring me the world? This is a rock 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2053 You said you wanted the biggest rock on your finger, well here it is!! 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2054 Still, Sisyphus? I got mine up to the top ages ago! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2055 Hey cutie, haven't I seen you here before? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2056 Old-fashioned on the rocks. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2057 I see you come by here all the time. We should get acquainted. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
2058 Most guys just bring flowers. 1.2692 0.04970 104 78 22 3
2059 I broke the glass ceiling. You should wear shoes. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
2060 So you must be one of those guys who just won't take 'no' for an answer." 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2061 You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2062 Buy me a drink when you get off work? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
2063 "Getting stoned could be a lot easier. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
2064 Falling off the wagon is how I roll. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2065 That's your pick-up line? You'd have better luck with the rock. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2066 My ad said I seek a man with big stones, not a literalist. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2067 You know — meeting women isn't really all that hard. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2068 Are you familiar with The Serenity Prayer? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2069 I'm Easier. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2070 There's not enough room here for me, you AND your date! 1.2685 0.06255 108 91 5 12
2071 Hey big boy. Do you come here often?" 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2072 Was it worth the extra 20 cents on each dollar? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2073 I think there's an app for that now, too. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2074 Your Camus Sour is waiting on you, darling. Again. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2075 Oh, another day at the CDC. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2076 So, that’s what an official mail-in ballot looks like! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2077 I’m still waiting on my water 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2078 Schop for a drinkie, I'm the thithyphean Mith. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2079 You might want to run it by the engineers before you take it to marketing. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2080 Who ordered extra rocks with their scotch? 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2081 Call me when you're done. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2082 No way, but I admire your persistence. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2083 Do I have to wait an eternity for you to buy me a drink? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2084 It's easier going the other way. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2085 Didn't I see you here last week? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2086 Those jerks downhill are looking up your skirt. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2087 I can't help right now, Sisyphus, can't you see I'm in full drag? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2088 Thanks again, honey. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2089 Ok, but if you change your mind, my name is Denise. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2090 Now you know how I feel carrying these breasts around all day. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2091 Will you be home for dinner? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2092 I asked for a splash of vodka with mine. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2093 Would your life really end if you just let it go? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2094 I admire a man who ignores the dress code. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2095 Why didn't you just take the elevator like everybody else? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2096 Hey, you're Sisyphus! If it's no trouble, can I have your autograph ? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2097 Oh, so you work here? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2098 I see you like rock and roll, maybe we can hook up. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2099 Not that kind of rock, idiot. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2100 I've got something that goes over your shoulder to help with those. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2101 Swipe left, please swipe left.. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2102 If you finish before 5 drop by 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2103 So do you want to get the ball rolling, or shall I? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2104 Well you asked for it on the rocks... 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2105 I would help...but I just got my wine and complimentary snacks. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2106 When you said 'on the rocks', I had something completely different in mind. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2107 Did you bring the icepick? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2108 I’ll be here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2109 Order me what you're having- - on the rocks! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2110 Condemned to order Rolling Rock for all eternity? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2111 Hey handsome, what are you doing later? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2112 I’m sorry, sir, but to enter you must use hand sanitizer and wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2113 I have to say that ‘Would you like to help me roll this boulder up the mountain?’ is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2114 Way to go Sysi, keep that rock rolling. 1.2667 0.06386 105 89 4 12
2115 Covid is crazy, right? But at least we're all in the same boat. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2116 Great to see you again, Sisyphus! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2117 I've heard you come here often. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2118 Pleased to meet you, Syphilis. You can call me Herpes... 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2119 As a matter of fact, I do come here often. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2120 I like big rocks. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2121 Hey, be a peach and grab me a canapé off the buffet on your way back, will you? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2122 You'd be so much prettier if you smiled. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2123 According to his dating profile, he does like a challenge. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2124 I admire your persistence. Ever consider a career in sales? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2125 Maybe next time you'll be more willing to negotiate my salary. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2126 You know this is Hadley not Hades. 1.2667 0.06092 105 87 8 10
2127 When I said on the rocks, I was thinking of a couple of ice cubes. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2128 Let it go. This is reality, not myth. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2129 No thanks, I ordered mine neat. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2130 Join me on your way down? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2131 It's happy hour and you don't look happy. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2132 Not as hard as finding an emotionally available man, trust me. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2133 But I ordered on the rocks...not on the boulder. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2134 No thanks, I’m waiting for a friend. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2135 Hey, doll. Got a light? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2136 That’s why I always ask them to make mine neat and not on the rocks. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2137 Easier to just stay here 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2138 Still at it Mr. Sisyphus? See you on the way down. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2139 I know I'll be seeing you again soon. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2140 Neat or on the Rocks...No, let me guess! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2141 I could have used you when I brought my table up here. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2142 Would you like a drink? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2143 Hey, handsome, what time do you get off work? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2144 Next time, whittle a stool and put a shirt on. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2145 Why don’t you make yourself useful and roll that sucker over a couple of these pistachios? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2146 Come up and down here often? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2147 If this is your way of getting a young lady’s attention, it looks like boulder dash to me. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2148 How refreshing to air your hubris on the first date 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2149 Despite his best efforts Sisyphus could make no headway with the girl. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2150 Tip not included 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2151 I feel your pain—I have relationship baggage too! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2152 Oh I see.. So it wasn't a typo when you wrote that you got a big rock! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2153 A little to the left. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2154 Wear a mask please! 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2155 Wrong rock 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2156 Excuse me, is that check-in or carry-on? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2157 Sometimes you just have to let it roll. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2158 It’s pronounced Sisyphus. You were thinking of the venereal disease. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2159 You know Sisyphus, you’d be a lot more attractive if you smiled 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2160 Excuse me sir, are you new here? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2161 I was picturing something a little lighter. I’ll have the fish instead 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2162 Take a picture it lasts longer 1.2667 0.05940 105 86 10 9
2163 Your stone seemed rounder and bigger on tinder 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2164 Yeah, well I still think Sartre was right, Hell is other people... 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2165 Ugh! Did zeus send you? Anyway, I will catch up with you while coming down. Save some nachos for me. 1.2667 0.06528 105 90 2 13
2166 For the last time Jim, I hinted on a bold move for the second date, not a boulder move. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2167 Sysiphus! Is that you?! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2168 Can I have another glass, please? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2169 You really do come here often. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2170 What, exactly, is your point ? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2171 I feel like I've seen you here before. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
2172 Why are the good ones always married to their work? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2173 I thought you said you wanted that cocktail on the rocks? 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2174 You should see the punishment for cheating on me 1.2647 0.04390 102 75 27 0
2175 Sorry big boy; the only rocks I'm interested in are what you can can slide onto my fingers. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
2176 You seem a bit older than you said in your profile. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2177 Next time up would you bring some ice? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2178 Take your time, last call isn't until ∞. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2179 Haven't I seen you before? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2180 Another successful match, thanks to MythologyDate.com! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2181 Sorry, I ordered a highball straight up, not on the rocks. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2182 No pain, no gain, right? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2183 Don't talk to me about futility! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2184 We’ll tell people we met at a bar. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2185 Still at it, I see. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2186 What time is it? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2187 I see you’re building your bonus miles, Sisyphus. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2188 You could have just said you were busy. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2189 Sorry, but this is the 50s Office Trope Department - you want Mythology Trope, top floor. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2190 You shouldn’t have listened when they said “You can never go home.” 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2191 Hi Sissy, oh, same old , same old...you? 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2192 Hmmm...you come here often? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2193 Trump lost? Are you sure?!! 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2194 When you said the bar was just a stone's throw up the hill you kidding. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2195 Cheer up; at least you’re not trying to date in a pandemic! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2196 You know, they say Camus used to drink at this place. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2197 Weren’t you just saying that there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2198 Just thought I'd leave no stone unturned. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2199 You look really familiar. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2200 Hey there, handsome. Come here often? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2201 Are you my Uber? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2202 Have you tried carrying it on your shoulders, like the guy in Rockefeller Center? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2203 Go back and get your mask. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2204 Hey, big boy, stop in on your way down and have a drink. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2205 Coming here makes me feel better about my life. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2206 Cave man & the feminist mountain date 🗻 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2207 You know, I have a thing for Rock Stars... 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2208 No thanks, I don't dance to rock" 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
2209 I said AN older man. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2210 -”Would you for once just dress up and leave that ridiculous giant rock you keep pushing around at home?” 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2211 Sir, did you know I only make 70 cents for your dollar? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2212 So, you got any hobbies? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2213 See ya later, gravitater. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2214 You can buy me a drink when you make it to the top. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2215 Care to join me for a bottomless glass of wine? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2216 Are you Larry? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2217 That's what you said the last time, and the time before, and the time before... 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2218 Why not take a load off? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2219 I’m sorry, you’ll have to go back and get a mask. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2220 ABD from the philosophy department? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2221 If you’re not too busy, could you get me some more ice? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2222 It looked taller in your pictures. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2223 You think that's hell? I've been waiting for my date forever! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2224 We Sirens got the revised script last month. How did you miss that memo? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2225 So, when do you get off? 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2226 Upward mobility is a farce, Sisyphus. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2227 Hey handsome, I'll tell you what's not futile and that's your chances with me tonight. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2228 I’ll catch you next time around. 1.2621 0.04355 103 76 27 0
2229 That's what my unread e-mails feel like. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2230 Hey Sisy, it’s going to roll back down anyway so why not take a break and get a load off... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2231 It was a cherry I wanted. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2232 I thought you wanted rock and roll entertainment? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2233 My, what strong legs you've got. 1.2621 0.06164 103 86 7 10
2234 Ask me about my mother - I hear it's all downhill from there. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2235 Sometimes this dating thing feels like an exercise in futility. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2236 You’ll have to check that baggage. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2237 So you want a high ball? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2238 Glad to see someone’s still working! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2239 So this is what old fashioned dating means...? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2240 Same again please 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2241 Without the chain, the ball isn’t so fun, now is it? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2242 I said "on the rocks" - plural. Where is the other one? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2243 No, no, no! That is not how you begin “rock, paper, scissors.” 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2244 Hey, there's nothing sissy about a Sisyphean task. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2245 Why so glum? It's Happy Hour! 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2246 Jeeez, would ya quit Sisyphooting around 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2247 Got a couple of minutes? 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2248 Need help? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2249 Hey, the sign says, "Shoes and shirt required." 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2250 As long as you're up... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2251 I find stick-to-itiveness very attractive. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2252 So, is there a Mrs. Sisyphus? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2253 I'm imagining you very, very happy. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2254 Good news Mr, Sisyphus, Donald Trump has out done your self-aggrandizing and deceitfulness and will be helping you soon. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2255 I’m sorry, but the funicular is broken all year. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2256 Maybe you can use it to help me break the glass ceiling. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2257 damned if you do, damned if you don’t. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2258 Yes I do. In fact, I’ve been coming here for the last 2,852 days. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2259 Stop being such a Sysi and just talk to her! 1.2621 0.06317 103 87 5 11
2260 You shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2261 I think you're mistaking me for my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2262 So you're the Rolling Rock distributor? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2263 I prefer mine straight up. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2264 Nice core. You must do this a lot. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2265 I take a drink every time it rolls back down. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2266 You...have the time? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2267 Welcome to the Existentialist Club, where the angst is on the house. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2268 Sisyphus, you know I'e always had a thing for rock and rollers. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2269 You must be one of those "working people" I keep hearing about. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2270 I hear ya. I've been working from home, and it never stops." 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2271 I love you, but I won't wait for you forever. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2272 Sisyphus, when are you going to get that rock to the top of the hill, this drink isn't going to drink itself. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2273 Of all the gin joints, in all of the world... 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2274 Maybe you'll get somewhere if you buy me a drink. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2275 Want to stop by for a drink on your way down? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2276 You one of the regulars? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2277 Hi, I'm Miriam. You come here often? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2278 I know it's futile but you still must wear a mask. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2279 Let me know if you can get it up. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2280 Yeah, you know what else seems endless? Come ons from 'high rollers'. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2281 You're not exactly the one to ask me what am I doing tasting wine on the side of a steep hill? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2282 If I were you I'd get out of the way now. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2283 I asked for my drink on the rocks 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2284 It looks like your therapy hasn't helped much. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2285 Sisyphus, is that you? I recognized you from your profile picture. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2286 You’re in here a lot. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2287 No, I don’t believe in free will either. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2288 When you said you were a Mason, I was thinking something else entirely. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2289 The Modern Day Legend "Sisy, I've changed my mind, I want that boulder at the bottom of the hill." 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2290 I just feel like I’m in a career rut. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2291 You're late this time. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2292 I've seen you before. Don't tell me...Syllabus? Syphilis?" 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2293 You think you’re cursed, these peanuts are stale.” 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2294 You didn't have a beard on Match! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2295 Darling, one soul crushing experience at a time 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2296 Hey, big boy, do you come by here often ? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2297 This is locally sourced, so it can be a bit heavier than the last one. 1.2621 0.06164 103 86 7 10
2298 You know what's very interesting about your punishment; it's both cruel and unusual. I see the gravity in your situation, and it's absurdity. How's the view from the top of the hill? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2299 I still don't want to get a drink with you, but something tells me you'll keep asking. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2300 I’ll do anything for you, my love 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
2301 You know, I think I’ve finally come to terms with my failures. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2302 We all have our burdens to carry. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2303 Have you been waiting long? It took me longer than I thought to get here. . 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2304 This is not what I meant by ‘playing some rock and roll.’ 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2305 Don’t forget to fill out a review at the end of your eternity. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2306 Can I see both of them? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2307 I just don't love my work like you 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2308 I have the feeling that you took that pointless job just to avoid me... 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2309 It’s much easier on the way down. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2310 When you're finished there can you find my waiter? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2311 -Do you love me now?? -Mmm, a little bit further!! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2312 I prefer my drinks neat, thanks though. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2313 Sisyphus,table for 1. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2314 Sorry, we are not hiring right now. At least you got a good Story! 1.2621 0.06008 103 85 9 9
2315 I know how you feel! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2316 I appreciate the proposal but that’s not quite the rock I was hoping for 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2317 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2318 ... okay, where was I? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2319 Sisyphus is so hard to say when you're drunk. I'm jus' gonna call you "Boo with the big rock." 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2320 Gravity always wins 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2321 Thank you for taking on your share of the emotional labour in this relationship. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2322 Thanks again for offering to buy me a drink, Sisyphus. But for the millionth time, I'm waiting for someone. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2323 How many times are you going to stroll past me before offering to buy a girl a drink? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2324 When you get to the top, give me a call. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2325 Well, well...we meet again Sisyphus 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2326 The wait is an eternity if you don’t have a reservation. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2327 Whadaya say you lose the metaphor and give a gal some company? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2328 I just meant with ice. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2329 "Wait, don't tell me...'This is the last time', Right? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2330 I’ll pass, thanks. Missus Sisyphus is suspicious. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2331 I said I had a thing for older men -- not boulder men. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2332 Seriously, could you please just bring the check BEFORE you're done with that? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2333 We can’t keep meeting like this... 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2334 When I look at you all I see is an eternity! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2335 I’ve been cursed by the gods to forever repeat the same boring small talk. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2336 Thursday night works. My schedule isn't set in stone. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2337 You really need to be specific when ordering a highball in this place. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2338 You’re bolder then I thought 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2339 So you're in landscaping? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2340 Sure is nice to sit down with a drink after a long day. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2341 Maybe next time? Well, if there is a next time. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2342 I feel like I've deserved this drink - I've had such a difficult day in the office you won't believe it 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2343 Admit it. If I had said I was hoping for some "sparkling carats", you wouldn't have understood that either. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2344 You know, "on the rocks" is plural. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2345 Are you a dog or a cat person? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2346 I know you’ll be back, but I may not be here by then 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2347 Tomorrow I have a new list of contacts for you to trace." 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2348 How many times do I have to tell you? I ordered the bowl of hors d'oeuvres,not the boulder of Zeus. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2349 Same place tomorrow? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2350 I swear I've seen you round here before 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2351 Now that's what you call a highball! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2352 I’d ask but I know exactly how often you come here. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2353 For the millionth time, you can't have my number! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2354 Sorry, sports has been cancelled. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2355 I'm sorry, sir, but face coverings are required. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2356 I know this is your eternity, but it's still my Friday. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2357 OK, but 'on the rocks' is plural. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2358 You do know, I’m sure, that we do have a very strict dress code? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2359 So tell me, Sisyphus, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2360 I like his fitness and dedication to his job, but he might be just a little too pushy for me. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2361 So what’s your story? Your buddy just passed by, pulling a rope, and when I asked him why, he said: Did you ever try pushing one? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2362 Interested in a real endless struggle? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2363 I like a man who's resilient. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2364 I asked for olives and NO rocks. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2365 My question is this, are you half way up the hill? or halfway down? 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2366 How ironic that they made you do this in Denver. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2367 I’m sorry.We don’t allow returns. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2368 Sisyphus? Thank goodness! I though you said "syphilis!" 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2369 That looks hard. When you're done, I'm easy. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2370 So, do you still think this dress makes me look fat? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2371 Sisyphus? The table for two? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2372 Oh, Sisy, let it go and just chill with me! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2373 You’d look prettier if you smiled more. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2374 I hate to be the one to tell you, but Happy Hour ended five minutes ago. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2375 Thanks, but not that kind of highball. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2376 Why not stop by for a drink when you're all done? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2377 So, you got this gig because your boss had father issues? Tell me more. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2378 Why don't you stop by on your way down? That is, if you have nothing better to do. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2379 Um, the freight elevator is on the other side. 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
2380 We will roll over your appointment to Tuesday 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2381 I like to test my intuition. You're not a guy who'd be constantly checking his phone if we had a drink? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2382 Sure, that's tough, but making small talk is just as grueling. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2383 It's Sisyphus. I have a standing reservation. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2384 Stop on your way down and have a drink 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2385 I'm a woman. Been there, done that. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2386 Why don't you come up and down and up and down and see me sometime? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2387 When you're done with that boulder, drop by and I'll show you a better way to get your rocks off. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2388 You might want to think about using a crane. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2389 That goes on the buffet with the shellfish. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2390 Mick, Stop, it’s time to put away the Rolling Stone and retire! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2391 They’ve named a new drink for you, Sisyphus on the Rock. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2392 I wasn't even impressed the first time. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2393 Okay already, I will give you my number 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2394 Hey, he-man! You've passed-by here way, way too often. Don't be a Sissy. How 'bout one on the rocks with me 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2395 You know that they have a “No shoes, no service” policy here, don’t you? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2396 I stood up a guy in a swan costume. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2397 I’m still waiting. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2398 Could I trouble you for a match? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2399 Well, I didn't realize that the "rocking it!" on your tinder profile was this literal. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2400 Shall I order you something on the rocks? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2401 I'll have a Rolling Rock, please! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2402 I like listening to The Rolling Stones too! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2403 Baby, I invented rock n roll. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2404 I didn’t expect to see you here Nancy. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2405 Next time, don’t drop the ball. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2406 Delivery for a Mr Sisyphus! 1.2600 0.06454 100 85 4 11
2407 First time? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2408 So, how's trickle-down economics working out for you? 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2409 I didn’t think this is what you meant when you said “I know The Rock” 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2410 It was at this point Colin realised his date wasn’t looking for a guy with a big rock.. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2411 Well, it’s better than going home with Syphilis 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2412 Just keep applying. Someone will call you. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2413 This is not exactly what I meant when I said I needed something stronger. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2414 I'll have another glass of wine when you get a moment. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2415 Don't wear yourself out this year. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2416 You would look better if you smiled more. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2417 I'd ask you to stop for a drink, but that would be pointless. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2418 Work huh? I feel you 1.2600 0.06454 100 85 4 11
2419 Oh, I just finished a set of 10. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
2420 Sorry hun, I’m booked till the end of eternity 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2421 There are other women at the bottom of the hill, you know. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2422 Stop by on your way down. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2423 So that's what you do for a living. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2424 Wife of Sisyphus 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2425 Just saying...what're you hoping to accomplish pushing that up there? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2426 Just because you'll be back doesn't mean I'll still be here. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2427 You want a drink or are you going to push that rock all night? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2428 Got a minute? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2429 Could I get a menu? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2430 I know you have been doing that for an eternity but you do realize it was only a parable from Greek mythology!!! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2431 I asked for two olives. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2432 Take it back. I said 'on the rocks,'not boulders. 1.2596 0.06110 104 87 7 10
2433 And leave your credit card, too. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2434 Don't get me started on MY day! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2435 Sorry the answers still no. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 2
2436 So you like to rock and roll do you? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2437 « I lost an earring out there. Can you keep an eye out for it? « 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2438 So, whatcha doin' later, big boy? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2439 Pass by here often? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2440 The 'No Shoes No Service' rule is strictly enforced here. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2441 Care for one "on the rocks"? 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2442 That's not the rock I was hoping for. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2443 Nice try, but I said a Rock from Tiffany's. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2444 Do you often come this way? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2445 Between a rock and a hard place, eh? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2446 Just this one last roll, I swear 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
2447 Huh. Camus said you’d be taller. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2448 You got stones, I’ll give you that 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2449 Bet you try this with all the girls 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2450 It’s called manifesting, just imagine yourself happy 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2451 I’ll bet you take *your* whiskey straight up. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2452 Who’s your personal trainer? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2453 According to 23andMe I am part caveman 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2454 Wanna try out something really pointless? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2455 Kellyanne Conway finally found her ideal captive audience! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2456 One million more times and yes you can buy me a drink. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2457 Aren’t you glad it’s not square? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2458 So, your Tinder profile isn't an exaggeration. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2459 Would you like a Manhattan on the rock. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2460 Let me get the ball rolling here.. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2461 Roll up here often? 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2462 Yeah, she's here ... the MILF of Sisyphus. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2463 So, do you come her often? 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2464 So, Sisyphus, come here often? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2465 You look awfully familiar. Do you come here often? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2466 Rolling stones gather no dates. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2467 Too bad. My curse involves this martini glass never being empty. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2468 With all the bars closed,I'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2469 See You Soon 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2470 I don't rollover that easily. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2471 Buy me a drink? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2472 It beats being stood up for eternity. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2473 I love a man with a purpose. Do join me when you're done. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2474 I asked for a twist. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2475 That will ensure social distancing. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2476 Patio dining's open, buddy. . .but the gym is still closed. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2477 Can you send my server over when you get a chance? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2478 Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because they are the people you are going to meet on the way down." (with credits to Art Carney 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2479 On your next trip up, could you bring me a napkin? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2480 Let the good times roll. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2481 You said you wanted it on the rocks 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2482 I wonder which one of us is bolder 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2483 Knucklehead! I said NOT on the rocks. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2484 Hey sailor, buy you a drink? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2485 We will talk about uplifting experiences on your way down 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2486 It's only uphill from here, God (*sips on quarantini) 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2487 I'm sorry about last time, I thought you said "syphilis" 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2488 Hey stranger, haven’t I seen you passing by before? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2489 Yell "'Fore" if it gets away from you. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2490 When you're finished, Sisyphus, why don't you look me up? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2491 Care for some Syphilis with that Sysiphus? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2492 Just a reminder.The gymnasia closes tonight at 9! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2493 You men and your sports. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2494 No, I really don't want to come up and see your etchings 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2495 All it is with you is work, work, work! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2496 You think you're discouraged, try finding a date during a pandemic 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2497 I said “ON the rocks” not one big rock” 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
2498 A couple million more times and you'll have an idea of how it feels to fight a glass ceiling. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2499 Oh, you're the Greek one, aren't you. I love Greek food, it's amazing! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2500 Are you here for the convention too? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2501 You're the only one who understands when i say i want a drink on the rocks. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2502 Have you thought of digging a hole at the top of the hill? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2503 I used to push rocks too, but over the years I've transitioned into a wine kinda gal. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2504 I thought you said a highball. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2505 The next time you come up, could you bring more peanuts? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2506 Hey Sisy! Great seeing you again! What's new with you? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2507 Well hello there Sisyphus. I like the way you roll. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2508 Do you want your drink on the rocks? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2509 Thats not what I meant when I said I want my drink on the rocks. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2510 My my. She’s a lucky girl. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2511 Hi there! Haven't I seen you before? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2512 I've always admired a man with big stones. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2513 Take your time-- you paid for the whole night. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2514 While you're up, see if you can find our waiter. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2515 It looks like you're a regular here too. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2516 Another Merlot, please, when you get a sec. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2517 one back when you are done Si, but I am not going to wait for an eternity. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2518 I feel like I've seen your face before. Do you come here often? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2519 Sisyphus, you seem great and all, but I feel like we’re talking in circles. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2520 Hey there, not so fast--buy a girl a drink and let a little moss gather. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2521 ...or you could just roll with it. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2522 Oh great. Another sisyphean first date. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2523 You do that every day too? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2524 If you think that is laborious you should try this wine. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2525 When do you take a depressed economy to therapy? 1.2577 0.06760 97 84 1 12
2526 Have you seen the news? Trust me Atlas, nobody noticed. Have a drink. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2527 I chose my career because I heard it had good upward mobility. How about you? 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2528 I told you she wasn't worth it. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2529 Actually, you’re quite happy. Camus said so. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2530 When you’re done with that I’m low on peanuts... 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2531 I'll just sit here and watch, if that's fine 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2532 Hi there! Looks like you work for the CDC! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2533 Do you know how much work it took to get here? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2534 Sisyphus rolls into a bar, again. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2535 Paleo looks good on you 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2536 Do you come here often?" "I'm hoping to leave town soon, actually. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2537 - Hi again Sisyphus! I don’t think they’re at home. - Delivery high bounce rates are killing online selling. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2538 You've got it easy. I've been trying to convince American's to have some sense 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2539 We need to talk. I've met someone. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2540 It's 2020, it's just gonna roll back down again. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2541 Yes, Rick. I did it in heels. 1.2577 0.06266 97 81 7 9
2542 Oh how the tables have turned! 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2543 Should I get you one on the rocks? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2544 May I offer you some advice? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2545 How did you sidestep the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2546 His Tinder profile said he was a baller. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2547 I think you’re coming on too strong. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2548 Are you going to put in for "Over-Time" ? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2549 Definitely! Unprecedented times! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2550 Hang in there, Joe 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2551 And here I thought sitting at a bar on a steep rocky slope waiting for Mr. Right to come along was an exercise in futility. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2552 Did that for thirty years. Enough! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2553 May I help you? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2554 They do have a bellhop in the lobby. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2555 Sorry...you can't enter without a shirt and shoes. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2556 Not what I had in mind ... when I said I'll take mine on the rocks 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2557 At least you’re upfront with your issues. I find that refreshing. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2558 Just yell 'Fore!' when you get to the top. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
2559 Keep up the good work Mayor 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2560 Sigh. “Not another one,” she said to herself. Marilyn turned from her Chardonnay to her disheveled suitor with a full eye-roll. “Let me guess. You want to know if I want to be between a rock and a hard place.” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2561 Ahh!! Are we carrying the male ego today? 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2562 But you haven’t heard of infinite scrolling? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2563 If you're not busy, I'll take another glass. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2564 Join me for happy hour on your way back down 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2565 I don’t wanna do this, I don’t have to do this, but I like to think this is who I am. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2566 Oh, good. I thought you weren’t coming. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2567 Hey, haven’t I seen you here before? And before that? And before that? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2568 Ugh, Tuesday’s! Am I right? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2569 I've always been interested in boulder men. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2570 Sorry, I said neat. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2571 You,Tarzan. Me, Jane. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2572 Are you busy tonight? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2573 When they told me to aim for a 'big rock' when you proposed, this wasn't quite what I had in mind... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2574 If you buy me a drink, I’ll get them to turn the page up side down. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2575 So... do you have any other hobbies? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2576 Didn’t you get the memo? We leave the rocks at the bottom now. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2577 That's absurd. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2578 Is that with an 'f' or a 'ph'? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2579 So, what you doing later? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2580 That's a boulder move than the last guy made. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2581 I can't wait to hear your reason for that. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2582 Such a hard body wasted on a rock. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2583 I'll be here when you're done with that 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2584 It feels like we’re forever bumping into each other... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2585 The real punishment is this bland martini. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2586 That's close enough. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2587 You went to Jared ? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2588 Oh, I only meant I’d like some ice in it. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2589 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the Rosé.” 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2590 You pick your Hell and I'll pick mine! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2591 So, how long have you been on Bouldr? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2592 Eternity? That's how long the waiter took! 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2593 Oh, no. Mick Jagger left over an hour ago. 1.2525 0.06149 99 83 7 9
2594 Yes,I do come here often. And you? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
2595 When the gyms and bars are finally open again, do you think we'll look back fondly at all this quality time together? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2596 Those gallstones will just come back to haunt you. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2597 Excuse me, I was never given the water I asked for five minutes ago. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2598 I meant a “bolder man” not a “boulder man” 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2599 Not even a giant snowball's chance I'm going out with you. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2600 You’re so absurd 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2601 Same place same time tomorrow? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2602 You never have time for me 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2603 So how has working from home been for you? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2604 You’d look so much prettier if you smiled! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2605 I love a man with confidence, but hubris? Eugh 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2606 Well, I'm a little bit Country... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2607 Your job sounds so interesting! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2608 You and me both pal. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2609 It's nice to see a familiar face. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2610 Thank you for your service. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2611 But you look great. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2612 How does it feel? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
2613 ... and when you're done with that, be sure to take out the trash! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2614 On your way back, I would LOVE to have an olive. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2615 Chose your burden wisely 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2616 A little moss will be ok dear 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2617 Can't you get your mind off of work for one minute? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2618 Come sit and take a load off. 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2619 Yes, now I remember. You had the profile that said you liked "Rolling Stones." 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2620 No. Sisyphus passed by an hour ago. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2621 Hey, stranger. What are you doing later? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2622 Stop me if you've heard this one, but I feel as though we've met before . 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2623 Don't talk to me about injustice. This wine isn't a good vintage and the peanuts are unsalted. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2624 It’s the worlds largest matzoh ball 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2625 I don't remember ordering an old fashioned on the rocks. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2626 Can't get it up? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2627 I'm a Rolling Stones fan myself. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2628 Every day with that damned boulder. 'Gotta get it to the top', that's all you care about. What about me? I didn't sign up for this. I married a king but what do I get? Maybe a 'Hi, howya doing' once a day. Big deal. I want a divorce. 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2629 Just let go. It doesn't get any better than this. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2630 If you don't have anything better to do than social distancing, how 'bout joining me for a drink! I have masks! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2631 You do realize there is a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy at this establishment. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2632 I love how you slide down at the end! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2633 Hi - nice to see you again! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2634 Come here often . . . ? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2635 Sorry, you'll have to take that around the back. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2636 Hey, what time do you get off tonight? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2637 You sure come by regularly for someone who's "not interested." 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2638 Look on the bright side; your quarantine beard is looking quite sporty. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2639 Is that you, Fauci? It's me, Debbie Birx. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2640 Not without mask, please! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2641 Would it kill you to do happy hour just once? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2642 I’m sorry. We’re still fully booked. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2643 Haven’t I seen you in this place before? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2644 I’ve read Camus, but you don’t look so happy to me. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2645 Oh Sisyphus, just let it roll off your back. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2646 Student debt. But, I’m a nice guy. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2647 When you’re done with that, the leaves need to be raked, too. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2648 Cute but I can do that in heels 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2649 Would you like some scotch with your rock 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2650 it's just a cotton ball.. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2651 I said, I like the way you roll... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2652 Got time for a quickie? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2653 Another round? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2654 You don’t have to go through all that. I’m easy. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2655 No I wanted a 25 yr old on the rocks. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2656 I said neat. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2657 I hear you keep pushing for an eternity, I'm intrigued. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2658 Sisyphus? Aren't you a little old for that? 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2659 Are you busy later? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2660 I can tell you workout. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2661 Hi, sweeie. Didn't I see you here yesterday? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2662 Can I just call you Sissy? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2663 You're going to say no, but can I buy you a drink? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2664 Sorry, but I'm waiting for Tantalus. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2665 Stop on your way down then... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2666 I dated Orpheus, so don't try to make like you're a big rock star. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2667 Hey, big boy - Carpe Diem! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2668 I'm waiting for Tantalus. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2669 I’ve seen you here before. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2670 I hope you're not the "Ball of fun" the dating site matched with me. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2671 Can't you just crush the grapes the normal way? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2672 This is almost as hard as living in 2020. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2673 Hey mister, do you want to fuck me?” “Not now, I’m pushing this rock 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2674 Hey, catch you on the way down big boy. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2675 No, I didn't order a highball on the rocks. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2676 Have you got a match? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2677 Let this be a lesson to you! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2678 I’ll buy you a drink when you’re done. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2679 Nice abs. You been workin' out? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2680 Your right, I should have specified the use of a fitness ball 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2681 Hi Sis, buy a girl a drink? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2682 Ditch the boulder and have one on the rocks. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2683 Your profile said you were into rock n' roll, not rolling a rock. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2684 I've definitely seen you here before. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2685 Atlas? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2686 I'll bet that really tones your thighs. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2687 You wanted your drink on the rocks? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2688 Would you mind bringing me some more pretzels when you're through with that rock? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2689 I hope you can carry the conversation because I’m pretty tired”. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2690 The days just run together, don't they? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2691 This isn't exactly how I expected to spend our retirement. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2692 I can't believe I fell for a Tinderized loser: “Hippie into Rock and Roll”. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2693 Hey Mister, come here often? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2694 Why yes, I *am* ready for some rock and roll! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2695 Wait, HOW many repetitions did they say? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2696 No, I didn’t just crawl out from under a rock. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2697 Oh, you must be Sisyphus. I’m Jan 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2698 Now you know how it feels. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2699 It' s hard to imagine you're happy with that attitude, Mister. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2700 I'm gearing up for the debate. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2701 And I was filing darn invoices all day! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2702 Can interest you in something even more meaningless? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2703 How many times are you going to be featured in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2704 So you weren't trying to be ironic with the whole, "I've been ordained to a life of eternal struggle," bit in your dating profile? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2705 You know I get half this rock, right? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2706 We have to check your temperature before you can ho any further. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2707 Hey, when do you get off work? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2708 I bet you're a Capricorn. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2709 Hey big boy! Why don't you buy me a drink when you're done rolling that stone up the hill? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2710 Thanks, but I just wanted more ice. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2711 Would you like one for the roll? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2712 Resistance is futile 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2713 Hi! Do you come here a lot? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2714 I'll bet you can use a cold beer right about now. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2715 Yes, yes, we get it, Sisyphus--you're essential. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2716 This place has really gone downhill. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2717 You're brother Atlas was here and said if you came by, to tell you it's all just a hoax, let it go and have a drink! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2718 Oh sweetie, drop the ball, come have a drink! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2719 You need to put a large stone or something under it. That thing has rolled past me three times just since I came here. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2720 Sisyphus, stop by for a martini when you're finished. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2721 Turns out the struggle itself isn't enough to fill a man's heart 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2722 Now I know what they call this the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2723 You were serious when you promised to do the heavy lifting in our relationship! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2724 I just wanted a little ice for my drink. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2725 But they're keeping you on payroll indefinitely, too, right? 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2726 Got the time? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2727 I thought that was just your day job. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2728 My penance is not having an olive in my martini. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2729 That olive is much bigger than I expected! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2730 Bring Your Own Boulder": oh that's what it meant 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2731 Sweetie, I've read my Camus and I'm sorry if it annoys you, but I'm imagining you happy. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2732 Cheer up, Sisyphace! At least you don’t have your immortal liver picked apart every day like that Prometheus guy. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2733 Sorry, he's out. Could you come back tomorrow? 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2734 After you're done, bring me the check. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2735 You're wasting your time. I'm not impressed. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2736 Stop. I don't care who you are. I must take your temperature again. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2737 I ordered the rock OYSTERS. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2738 Just drop what you're doing and have a drink with me. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2739 So how's your day going? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2740 Tell me your story and I’ll tell you mine. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2741 Sorry, I said colder. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2742 I prefer my men, neat. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2743 I am a ballbuster. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2744 Come by when you're finished! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2745 Oh dear, daddy. Not papa roll a stone, Papa was a rollin' stone. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2746 When you get a break, how about gettin' me some ice? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2747 Rock and roll will never die. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2748 Hi! Come here often. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2749 Why, yes, come to think of it, I believe we’ve met before. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2750 What are you doing on the way down? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2751 I've always liked a boulder man. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2752 Rock my world, baby 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2753 How YOU doin'? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2754 Same time, same place tomorrow? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2755 Where'd you buy that skirt from? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2756 As if we aren’t already at rock bottom 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2757 Let me tell you how you could do that better. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2758 Hey , would you mind getting me a glass of water? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2759 Imagine what a gully, if the toad goes up on his knees. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2760 Should have clarified when I said I was in the mood for some serious Greek. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2761 Thanks for cleaning up the 2020 mess, Father Time. Keep going! You are more than halfway to 2021! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2762 Could I bother you for a block of ice? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2763 Oppulence of the affluent thrives on the toils of downtrodden 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2764 I’ll be here when you’re ready to roll. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2765 this date has felt like an eternity 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2766 Come sit. Take a load off. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2767 On your next lap, could you bring me some ice? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2768 Sir, our baggage drop-off location is actually at the bottom of this hill. Sorry for the inconvenience. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2769 Why can't you get a better job? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2770 Sisyphus, you may be the very last person to still believe in 2020. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2771 You think this is bad, next week I have to cover for Prometheus. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2772 Making another job application? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2773 At least your ups and downs save you a 6:30 workout class 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2774 Umm sorry but I have a boyfriend 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2775 Sir, you’re not allowed beyond this point without a mask. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2776 It would still be the end of the world, you know! Even with all the effort 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2777 Can't you like, take a work-from-home? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2778 Haven't you ever thought about settling down? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2779 Never mind. I know you come here often. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2780 Hey handsome, when you're finished with that, come back and have a drink with me. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2781 Where have I seen you before? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2782 Hey, Handsome. Want to rock and roll? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2783 Nope doesn’t count, I wasn’t ready. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2784 You look like a man who could use a bottomless glass of wine. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2785 So, do you come here eternally? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2786 I’d like to get things rolling here 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2787 Maybe after you're done you can push some rope. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2788 No, a highball is just a cocktail, silly! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2789 I'm starting to believe you don't really want this drink with me 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2790 Where are you going after work? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2791 This snowball I rolled will really show Congress that global warming is a hoax. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2792 I love a man with a stable job. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2793 I've seen you here each and every day. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2794 You're carrying a lot of baggage! 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2795 Need a hand getting your rocks off? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2796 Why make a fuss, you sissy? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2797 What time do you get off of eternal torment? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2798 Let it go! Let it go! Don't hold it back anymore! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2799 So, you're coming here ofen? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2800 No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no way! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2801 I get it, rock and roll forever! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2802 And here I thought I'd been stood up. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2803 Been here long? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2804 For the last time, this is not what "scotch on the rocks" means. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2805 Do you work out often? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2806 I think 2020 is going to be all uphill! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2807 Well, this went downhill fast. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2808 You finally got the balls to ask me out, huh? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2809 This is not what I had in mind when you said "Let's rock and roll" 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2810 I'm imagining you happy 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2811 They say by next year we’ll all be going down the other side. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2812 The quarantine is an opportunity to relax, honey 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2813 And you must be Sisyphus. Nice to finally meet you. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2814 My goodness, Sam! How many times will I have to say 'play it again'?? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2815 My mom told me about you. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2816 My last date had a pet snake 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2817 Could you do that somewhere else please? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2818 Sorry, this feels like something boring I read in college. What I’m looking for is much more superficial. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2819 Faith can move mountains, didn't you hear? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2820 You could have just bought me a drink. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2821 Is is 5 o’clock altready? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2822 Could I get a sliver of lemon instead? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2823 There’s something to be said for job security in this economy. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2824 You’ve got 5 seconds on Sisyphus, but step on it! He was really good in the stretch. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2825 Have you seen a waiter down there, I've been waiting to order forever? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2826 I heard this show is really on a roll. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2827 I‘be been waiting for an eternity. When are you going to be ready to begin our date? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2828 So... do you... push a boulder up a hill here often? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2829 Just another up-hill battle? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2830 If you work remotely you wouldn't have to deal with that awful commute! 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
2831 You think your torture's bad? I'm stuck watching you do this forever with an empty glass. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2832 Can't you just apologize and put it behind you? 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2833 Never understood those stoners. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2834 Hey there stranger. Have you been hiding under a rock this whole time? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2835 Wanna get out of here? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2836 Wanna be Atlas Shagged? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2837 What “eternal punishment”? Whenever my drink’s just about empty, a cute guy comes up and buys me a new one. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2838 I ghosted Zeus and now I have to be on a first date for eternity. Want to switch? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2839 Well, that’s the last time I’ll order one on the rocks. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2840 Hey, still hangin' in there, Sisyphus? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2841 Sisyphus? Isn't that the name of a rock and roll band? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2842 Back again so soon? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2843 I like a man with stones. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2844 That is A rock! I said "on the rocks"! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2845 The real punishment is your bar tab. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2846 Directions? Sure: straight up, on the rocks. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2847 Why does agreeing to a blind date always put me between a rock and a hard place? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2848 Don't worry, you've nearly reached the top! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2849 Don't bother ~ there's no room on the summit to social distance. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2850 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2851 Have you been here before? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2852 Who you callin' a Sisyphus? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2853 Hey, there big boy. Why don't you let go of that big ball and join me in a high ball 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2854 Come see me when your finished. You are obviously a stud. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2855 No way! I have syphilis, and I keep doing it over and over again, too! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2856 Keep walking! I’m not interested in dating a workaholic. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2857 I love the new athletic skirt trend. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2858 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to be proposed to with a big rock at dinner, Todd. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2859 Hey, sweety. You come here often, don't you? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2860 Is the Atlas special on the happy hour menu? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2861 Hmmm, you look really familiar. Haven’t you been here before? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2862 Join me for a drink when you're finished? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2863 I feel the same way about dating. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2864 Looks like you’re just about ready for Happy Hour. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2865 If you comeback tomorrow, maybe I’ll let you buy me a drink. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2866 No, I think I’ll still be here. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2867 Let's have a drink on your way down! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2868 On second thought, I'll take it straight up. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2869 Stop for a drink on your way back down, today, tomorrow, any day. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2870 Forget the boulder - let me rock your world tonight. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2871 Did you make a reservation? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2872 Won't you join me for a high ball? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2873 How about a few ice cubes when you come up again? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2874 This isn't what I meany when I said I like rock. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2875 It's an eighty day wait if you want to cast that ballot. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2876 Sure, I 'll still be here on your way down. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2877 Next time you’ll think twice before criticizing Trump. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2878 After you're done with that, could I get another glass of wine? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2879 You just won't stop, will you! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2880 That’s a tough one...stop and have a drink or continue to push this boulder up the hill. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2881 I feel you. Every time I finally finish this wine glass 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2882 Be nice to me. You'll see me on your way down, too. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2883 Just passing through? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2884 So, do you go on many dates? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2885 So you’ll roll by later? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2886 Think of it as a test of our love 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
2887 I take it you're a man accustomed to being led on. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2888 I'm impressed - buy me a drink? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2889 Not quite the highball I was expecting! 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
2890 You keep asking if I come here often. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2891 I hope you don’t mind -I brought my pet rock. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2892 I have waited an eternity for a table in the dining room. Oh! sorry. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2893 OK - I get it. I’ll always put the toilet seat back down, I promise. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2894 Honey, we have to talk about your work-life balance! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2895 This drawing makes no sense. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2896 Did you thrift that skirt? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2897 I do this as a day job but my real passion is watching the rock roll back down the hill 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2898 Happy wife, happy life 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2899 That’s not what I meant by wanting to be bowled over... 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2900 Sísyphus you’re going the wrong way... 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2901 My pet rock 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2902 I shouldn't have swiped right 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2903 Sisyphus considers, just for a moment, rolling his boulder onto the throngs of anti-mask bar goers below. "No one would ever know...I'm too clever to be caught again!" 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2904 Sorry, I’m waiting for someone. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2905 When I said I want a date with the Rock, I meant Dwayne Johnson... 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2906 Pace yourself, Sweetheart. Trust me. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2907 Wanna switch places? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2908 If you’re unhappy with your job, just find something new 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2909 Are You Coming or Going? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2910 I think I'm going to have to miss date night again, Honey. Boss wants me working late. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2911 I was kidding about the boulder, I feel like you never listen. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2912 What time do you finish here, honey? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2913 Sisyphus, nice to see you! Do you come here often? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2914 Sysephus sufficeth me. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2915 Last temptation? I prefer first regret. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2916 I'll drink to that! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2917 You don't look like your "Match" picture 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2918 Can I get another martini on the rocks? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2919 So are we going to get the ball rolling or what? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2920 You don’t need to push a rock anywhere, you know. What’s holding you back is that you don’t believe in yourself 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2921 I’m attracted to men who who live futile lives. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2922 I like a man who’s on the ball. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2923 While you're up... 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2924 The Hades Bar 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
2925 You look like a sissy wearing that skirt, folks will make a fuss" 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2926 Too bad. You’re the first, but your timing is slow. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2927 You got balls showing your face up here! 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2928 You again? Mr. Determination!! Why don't you stop one time and buy a girl a drink?? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2929 Your great uncle Sisyphus couldn't do it; what makes you think you can? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2930 Be a dear and bring me a napkin on your way down. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2931 So glad you could make it! You can leave your rock in the closet at the summit. 1.2333 0.06330 90 77 5 8
2932 Didn’t I see you here last Saturday night? 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
2933 Sir the rock is ok but you’ll need a tie. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2934 Well... how exactly DO you roll? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2935 You don't look like your Match.com photo. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2936 Well, you had me at syphilis... 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2937 Sisyphus? Sure, I’m drinking one right now. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2938 The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart, especially in company of a mesmerazing girl eating nuts. One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2939 Wanna have a drink when you get off work? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2940 I asked for a highball served neat, not on the rocks 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2941 You too. I've gotta roll sailors for eternity. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2942 Sure thing! Same time tomorrow? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2943 You know, happy hour is a lot like that. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2944 If you get it up, I'll help you get it down 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
2945 Hey Sisyphus, you look thirsty and I can use a rock to match the one you left last week. Zeus can't stay mad forever. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2946 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I ordered my drink "on the rocks". 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2947 So what is new? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2948 Nice try 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2949 Yeah, whatever. Try dating during a pandemic. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2950 I'll be here on the way down. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2951 I thought I told you, no returns. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2952 Working from home is really hard for me. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2953 Have you tried going around the mountain? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2954 If that is ice, I could really use a chip. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2955 Sir, I asked for the check. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2956 Impressing me doesn't have to be that hard. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2957 I guess this won’t be our only date. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2958 When you're done pushing that uphill, why not stop back and try something a little easier? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2959 Hmm.... you look familiar. Have I seen you here before? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2960 You had me at boulder. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2961 Sugar, I feel like I've seen you here before. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2962 Hey when you're done, can you pour me another glass? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2963 Kamala can do that! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2964 Oh, I thought you said you were a “Rock-n-Roller...” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2965 Yes, we‘ve bought the whole mountain and plan on opening a daily spa. But we would love for you to continue working, Sir, so we’re offering you a job as a metaphor! 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2966 It's just as difficult to get me in bed, so don't bother. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2967 You have me between a rock and a hard place. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2968 Love what this paleo restaurant has done with it’s outdoor seating 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2969 you’re almost there 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2970 Could you bring the check next time? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2971 I changed my mind - can I get crushed ice instead? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2972 I love your persistence, care to speed-date? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2973 Hey! My eyes are over here. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2974 At it again? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2975 Sisyphus Meets Syphillis 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2976 He's no Greek god, but at least he's got job security. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2977 Go straight and then take a U-turn. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2978 Beats unemployment, right? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2979 The usual, I take it? 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2980 Stop by on your way back and have a drink with me 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2981 Well, well, well... look who decided to show his face here again. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2982 Your parents naming you Sisyphus wasn't punishment enough? 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
2983 I'll wait, and DO NOT take a shower. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2984 Haven’t I seen you in here before? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2985 Sisyphus, am I the reason you keep failing? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2986 I ordered it neat! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2987 Don't you just love the view? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2988 So what do you do for work? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2989 Ever since covid, they've really relaxed the dress code. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2990 Honey, it’s all downhill from here! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2991 Wow. You must have a really hardcore personal trainer." 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2992 I used to feel the same way till I started telecommuting. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2993 Sisyphus? What an interesting name! Do you come here often? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2994 I was told if I nurse my drink long enough there’ll be another New Yorker cartoon with a guy pushing a boulder uphill. And, here you are! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2995 Hey, Big Boy, for a much smaller rock, I'll stay with you until eternity too. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2996 Did you happen to see my waiter? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2997 Drop your loins right here! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2998 Haven't we met before? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2999 How does it feel to be without a home, like a complete unknown? Oughta be a song there somewhere ... 1.2299 0.06269 87 74 6 7
3000 No offense, but don't you think doing that over and over is just absurd? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3001 The Miss of Sisyphus 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3002 Hi Sys, I was beginning to think you'd forgotten our date for happy hour. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3003 I'm meeting a group of friends here for happy hour. You're free to join us when you finished doing what you're doing. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3004 Is that a boulder in your hands or are you just happy to see me? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3005 I tried to tell you that would take forever, but did you listen? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3006 Join me for a drink on the rocks on your way down. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3007 I feel your pain; I really do. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3008 I don’t care if you do have to roll the stone up the hill for eternity , you still need to wear a mask ‼️ 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3009 Buy me a drink and maybe you'll get somewhere" 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3010 Call me crazy, but without a vaccine, I'm almost ready to switch places with you. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3011 Can I borrow a cigarette? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3012 Cheers! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3013 I get it. You are very strong. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3014 I really should remove ‘old-fashioned values’ from my profile!” 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3015 The Gods didn't make me drink wine every day, it was a personal choice, thank you.... 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3016 When you get to the top, I'll give you my number. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3017 Goes down easy, huh? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3018 Got time for a drink? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3019 So, Sisyphus... how's it rolling? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3020 your table is ready in 45 minutes 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3021 I only date guys who get it to the top of the mountain 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3022 You are no longer a myth, Sisyphus. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3023 Oh, let me guess, you rolled that stone all the way up here just to talk to me...haven't heard that one before 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3024 Hi. Have you been here long? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3025 No thank you, I don't want to catch Sisyphus 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3026 Swipe left :) 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3027 I don't care if you can push it all the way to the top. I'm still not going home with you. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3028 Sysphus, I heard you like to get it up! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3029 If I give you a lemon wedge would you stop and have a drink with me? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3030 How wonderful! I was in the mood for some good rock and roll! May I buy you a drink? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3031 Sisyphus is it? Do you roll up this side of the mountain often? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3032 How about we head back to my place and I show you a REAL Sisyphean task? 1.2299 0.06269 87 74 6 7
3033 You look so familiar. Where do I know you from? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3034 I have a thing for older men and absurdism. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3035 I used to be into lost causes too. Then I divorced him. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3036 Hey, sport, stop back by when you’re done with that.” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3037 Futile? Haha....try dating in New York, buddy. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3038 Hey Sisy, it' 6 o'clock somewhere 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
3039 My ex did that too. Me, I'm just not into roll and rock. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3040 I prefer it neat. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3041 Break time! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3042 — Ever hopeful at the singles bar — 1.2299 0.06269 87 74 6 7
3043 Does this make it better or worse? Zeus wants to know. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3044 You've got some balls coming back here. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3045 I'll see you on your way down............again. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3046 Join me for a drink in the way down...and the next way down...and the next... 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3047 You look like you work out a lot. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3048 If you think this relationship takes too much effort, just say so. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3049 You look like a a high roller. Are you looking for a good time? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3050 Of all the gin joints on Olympus you had to pick this one! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3051 Feel free to stop by when you're done. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3052 You got it farther than you'll get with me. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3053 Hey, Mr Sisyphus, Why don’t you take a break from “the individual’s persistent struggle against the absurdities of life?” That Rock will still be there after we’ve had a drink! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3054 How about I catch you on the way down? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3055 But can you do your own emotional labor? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3056 And you would be...Mister Sassafras? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3057 If you keep looking over here, I'll keep betting against you. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3058 Sorry! No shoes. No service. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3059 Hey, looks like you could use a Rolling Rock. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3060 When I said "more rocks" I meant ice cubes... 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3061 It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, grandpa. Couldn’t you just roll your eyes like dad? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3062 Order me a beer. I'll be back down in a second. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3063 Thanks, but I had in mind a much smaller, shinier rock 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3064 You need to check in here. Just let that go for now. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3065 No thanks, I take mine neat. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3066 Oh, when I said “rocks,” I simply meant ice cubes. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3067 Actually, I'll have it 'neat' 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3068 I feel so good knowing that the essential service workers are on the job. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3069 That's exactly what social media is like. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3070 Ha! No, this is the voting area for the Ever-Trumpers. You still have a ways to go. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3071 Long week, eh honey? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3072 When's your shift over? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3073 He's not expecting you to return that meteorite, just to accept it in the spirit in which it was given. 1.2299 0.06269 87 74 6 7
3074 When you come down, we need to talk. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3075 Your mother called again. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3076 No worries Mick, Kieth is right behind you. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3077 What can I say? I’ve always had a thing for boulder men. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3078 Come on Bartender....I didn't really mean on the rocks!! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3079 That takes ‘on the rocks’ to a whole different level. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3080 No! No! I didn't order the Potato Knish Gigantica! Just roll it on down to the kitchen, put some decent clothes on and bring me a plate of potato sticks! This may be my last trip to The Minimalist Cafe's Outdoor Dining Experience 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3081 Looks cool, but I'll stick with my wine diet for now. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3082 This is still easier than trying to get your number. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3083 Shall I order you a Rolling Rock or Boulder Beer? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3084 Okay, I'm impressed. But still, no shirt, no service. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3085 It’s the snowball from Hell !! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3086 Sorry to break it to you, but didn't he/she/they say they were going to the bathroom three rolls ago? 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3087 I've seen you around here 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3088 Trust me. It doesn’t get any easier 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3089 Hi stranger, come here often? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3090 Oh, Sisyphus? Do drop that rock! Zeus and I decided that eternally treading grapes would better serve the general happiness. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3091 You know you could just step aside and drop the patriarchy right 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3092 ‘No I’m sorry, I said I booked this table for the SIX OF US’ 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3093 'I asked for my check five minutes ago! What's taking so long?' 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3094 How about rock’n’roll tonight? 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
3095 Thank you honey. Let’s go back to the other background for my zoom happy hour. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3096 if you’re trying to show me that you believe in gender equality you’ll need a bigger boulder” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3097 : "Funny, I'm always asked that: Is this an uphill battle or a downward trend?" 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3098 Rock n Roll can never die 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3099 Commitment! That’s what I find more attractive in men 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3100 Albert Camus just reviewed his thoughts! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3101 Put your back into it 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3102 Be sure to to let roll down on the OTHER side. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3103 I’m just here to offer moral support. Carry on. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3104 It was between a rock and a hard place, I chose the rock. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3105 I can move my own rock, thank you very much! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3106 Care to check that, sir? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3107 Yeah I had a rough 2020 too 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3108 COME HERE OFTEN?” YOU KNOW THIS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ENTRY. AM I THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO POST IT 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3109 Try doing it in heels though, I did it 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3110 I prefer my drinks under the rocks 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3111 I've been waiting years for you to make a pass at me. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3112 You rock'n'rollers are amazing - how you go on forever 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3113 Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3114 Haven't I seen you someplace before? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3115 Order me one too; I'll be back in an eternity. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3116 I like your beard. I’d ask what you’re doing later but I think I know. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3117 You applying to win the New Yorker caption competition? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3118 Drinks on me if you make it! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3119 A goldfish? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3120 I thought I said not on the rocks. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3121 I remember seeing you in that documentary on 1970s rock bands. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3122 I knew it was an app for 50+ but I wasn't expecting Father Time. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3123 Are you busy? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3124 You’re giving new meaning to “wanna rock and roll, baby” 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3125 You can stop. I already broke the glass ceiling. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3126 Stop and smell the rosé. 1.2289 0.06711 83 72 3 8
3127 You ordered yours on the rocks, too, I see. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3128 You should seriously consider taking a holiday from work. It is good for your career. 1.2289 0.06488 83 71 5 7
3129 Thanks, but not on the rocks for me. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3130 Well, it's been fun time traveling. For future reference you might note that "rock and roll" has another meaning. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3131 At least you don’t have to wear 3 inch heels. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3132 Well, sys-n-miss, are you going up or coming down? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3133 Hey, SuperGramp - where's your mask? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3134 Been doing the same thing for thousands of years. The scenery gets better and better. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3135 I really like this roll play 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3136 Are you with the rock band? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3137 When do I get off work? You do know that I'm Sisyphus, right. I might be here for awhile. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3138 I’ve thought about quitting but it’s kind of pointless. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3139 Why would someone name a hurricane Isaias?" "Lady, please! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3140 Thanks! I always order my drinks 'on the rocks'. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3141 An Eternal Struggle for Humanity vs Indifference 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3142 You don’t have to try so hard....i would have said yes. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3143 After spending so much time isolating, I think we've all picked up some strange hobbies. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3144 Sure, you can let me know tomorrow. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3145 Of course you’re not making progress with me. You aren’ t even making any progress with your metaphor. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3146 Now I understand why they told me to put my feet on this side when they sat me here. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3147 Hey, it’s last call. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3148 Hey, Sweetheart, you’ve been coming bye here a lot in the last millennium. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3149 My first husband was a workaholic. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3150 Is that over the rocks or strait up? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3151 Sorry, we don’t take walk-ins. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3152 Thanks, but I prefer my cocktails neat. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3153 Relax a little. It'll still be there when you get back. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3154 Aren't you glad the gym has been kept open during the pandemic? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3155 Of course it’s true, madam! ‘Myth of Sisyphus’ is just an old fashioned example of fake news. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3156 Your profile didn't show you have a cute sense of fashion! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3157 You’re a Platinum Member. Go right on up and I’ll see you again tomorrow. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3158 Sorry, but not what I meant when I asked for a refill on the rocks. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3159 On the rocks, of course. Why do you ask? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3160 Special delivery for Sisyphus. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3161 I’m sorry. There’s no reservation for a Mr. Sisyphis. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3162 Excuse me ...!!! ???...feels like I've been waiting an eternity for a Scotch on the rocks please !!! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3163 Just so you stay on your part of the mountain. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3164 I'll meet you at the top with a beverage of your choice, if you want. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3165 ... and they call it Happy Hour. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3166 Looking for a ball buster? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3167 Do you have a rock chock? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3168 I'll be back, don't go away 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3169 Your online profile says you’re “self-motivated.” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3170 You must be old school. That’s not what I meant when I said let’s get stoned. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3171 Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3172 Haven't I seen you around here before--like every day for infinity? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3173 “Believe me, I can relate. The wait for a table at this place feels eternal “ 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3174 Well, I suppose his profile did say “old rocker” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3175 Oh my, you really don't give up, do you 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3176 Excuse me. If you see our waiter could you be a peach and tell him we need more chips for the guacamole? Thanks. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3177 Once my gym re-opens I'll go back to Pilates. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3178 Oh, I’m sorry. I meant granite. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3179 Order me a martini, I’ll be back in a few. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3180 Why don't you stop what you're doing and join me for a drink. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3181 That's not what I meant when I said scotch on the rocks. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3182 Oh hey there, 2020. You about done? Your sushi’s getting warm. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3183 A whole new meaning to ordering a martini on the rocks 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3184 Wait, it's a woman's world, after all. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3185 Hi.. I know the feeling. 2020 feels like an eternal nightmare. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3186 The 8:30 rez came with a 9:30 Sisyphus show. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3187 I'd be more Impressed by you going down 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3188 When they told me nice guys are a myth I didn’t think this what they meant. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3189 Hey Sisyphus, I see you are no longer working from home. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3190 To think you were one $600 stimulus cheque away from leaving all the work behind. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3191 I think he might have misunderstood when I said "get bolder" 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3192 Yeah, it’s a no thanks from me, but just two more dates till you reach the peak of desperation! Good luck! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3193 Finally, a man who carries his load instead of blowing it. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3194 Aegina: "I asked for an icecube." 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3195 I’m not Barbara Walters, But this is 2020. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3196 Hey — I’m just glad I still have a job! 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3197 Is that a quarantine beard or just the usual? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3198 You don’t look like your picture 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3199 We keep meeting like this. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3200 Beauty is a curse. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3201 Excuse me, do you know the way to the bathroom? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3202 literally the only viable caption for this is “you come here often?” and anything else is a wasted opportunity. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3203 Tinderfellas, pff, always a stone heavier when you meet them in the flesh 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3204 This one day delivery is just so convenient I couldn't help myself! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3205 It’s not worth it, trust me. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3206 Don't mind me dear, just attempting another pointless TikTok challenge 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3207 You know, it’s about time you say hello, stranger 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3208 I know, baby - it's tough. But also - I'm a woman. We've been shoving huge impossibilities slowly uphill for centuries. Looking good, though, Earl. Looking real good. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3209 You cant get in without a mask. 1.2283 0.06202 92 79 5 8
3210 Lookin' for a good time? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3211 Come around here often? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3212 No thanks. My ex was a rock 'n' roller. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3213 Right - and I'm looking for a guy who's on his way up. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3214 Why don’t you drop everything and join me for a drink? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3215 well hi there , mr. Loin Cloth Man, is that a big boulder you’re pushing or are you just glad to see me.... 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3216 I like your style - lose the rock and have a drink. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3217 Shall I order you a Rolling Rock? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3218 Why don't you stay here? Up there they require a mask. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3219 You know, we do have valet parking. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3220 Wanna see me do it again and again?” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3221 Kind of like my sex life. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3222 It seems like years since I ordered that 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3223 Hey! I guess I can’t convince you to stop for a drink? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3224 The best part is, I never get drunk. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3225 Albert? You look a lot different in your profile pic. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3226 I didn't mean that kind of highball! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3227 it's a long ride to the equality isn't it ? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3228 Welcome to the 2020 version of the Advanced Placement test 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3229 I'm not interested in eternity. I just need someone to get my rocks off from time to time 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3230 Finally! I have been waiting forever. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3231 don’t look at me, im on my break. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3232 For the last time, I don’t date men under 6 feet! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3233 Ok, fine. You can buy me a drink. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3234 I'll be right back. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3235 Night after night it's the same for me too. At least you're burning not adding calories! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3236 I said I like my drinks on the rocks but THIS is ridiculous! 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3237 Would you mind rolling that six feet away? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3238 I thought the elevator was broken. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3239 Prove you can get it up 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3240 Hey Sys, how's it hanging?" 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3241 I said let’s role play, not play roll. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3242 How's your quarantine going? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3243 Nuts? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3244 A sucker for a hopeless case, huh? Want to buy me a drink? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3245 See you on the downside. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3246 Well, stop and see me on your way down, You may be much happier then. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3247 Keep it up, Hon. 2021 is just ahead. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3248 Is it for exercise or an expression of futility? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3249 When you said to meet you at The Hard Rick this isn’t what I thought you meant. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3250 No, Silly, I sad, “Make the next one ON the rocks.”! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3251 You did say you wanted your drink on the rocks. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3252 Your profile said you were looking for someone boulder 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3253 Really? I got an eternity of bar nuts 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3254 My ex had two big balls. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3255 Ok, next if you want to really impress me, I want to see if you can ask for directions. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3256 It's keepin' it up that's the problem, handsome. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3257 I appreciate the athleticism, but your online profile says you’re 37 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3258 No wonder we were set up! I'm a speechwriter for the President! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3259 Still trying, huh? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3260 Can you let the bartender know I need a refill on the way back down? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3261 Once you realize there is more to life, come join me for a drink, 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3262 So, how is that corporate tax break working out for you? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3263 Yeah, they're improving security. What's your password? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3264 Hey Cutie...Nice Ball... 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3265 You said you were off tonight. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3266 Have you been doing this very long ? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3267 You must be 'Bitter', party of one 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3268 So that’s what they meant when they said it was an uphill battle. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3269 Well, at least he’s employed. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3270 Yes I get it, your rock is slightly bigger than average 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3271 Oh, you’re into CrossFit? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3272 You didn’t get the memo? We’ve been furloughed! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3273 You finally showed up! knew you were no myth 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3274 I guess I assumed she meant titans of industry. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3275 Hey ,you said we can have that drink after you finished pushing that rock,that was 1,00000000000000000000000000timesbago?? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3276 What's a big, strong man like you doing in a place like this? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3277 You really think I don’t know what goes up must come down? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3278 Well, the wine also refills but never even gets you buzzed. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
3279 Roll through here often? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3280 Sisyphus, right? Your wingman tells me that you come by here often. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3281 Buddy, you're rolling up the wrong hill. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3282 Right on cue! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3283 Oh, come on, you can finish that tomorrow... 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3284 Sisyphus’ Sauvignon was a genius branding idea! 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3285 Zeus sent me by to say, "Hi". 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3286 Are you doing anything after work? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3287 I HATE my job, you have no idea. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3288 I've been waiting for a table for an eternity. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3289 A communicable disease you are not 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3290 Hey, this is supposed to be ‘Happy Hour.’ 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3291 ''Are you here for the job interview?'' 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3292 If this piece of shit rag would ever spring for colored pencils, this fucking ball could be blue and you bet your ass I'd have a funny quip. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3293 No shirt, no shoes, no sympathy. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3294 Catch you on the flip side. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3295 Can you please hold this while I take a potty break? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3296 ‘Sorry to bother you but could you order me a beer and a defibrillator?” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3297 You know it will roll down all on its own? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3298 You really think it's necessary to bring up a personal problem on a first date? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3299 I’m sorry Sisyphus, but you’ll have to go back down and get your mask. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3300 Maybe you should try leaning in. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3301 Sorry, this seat is taken. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
3302 My ex always had his nose to the grindstone. You - you're somehow different! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3303 I guess you expect me to drop what I'm doing and join you - well I've seen this movie before and you'll have to fool the next guy. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3304 That's the third time today,and four times yesterday, now listen to me will ya? I promise you that you will never find any moss on it as long as you keep it moving. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3305 The hard part is back pedaling on the way down. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3306 I ordered wonton not one ton 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3307 Ancient Greek Multi-Tasking. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3308 As metaphors go, I'm not an important one. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3309 Believe me, internet dating is equally pointless. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3310 You didn't have a beard in your profile picture. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3311 I spy with my little eye, someone underdressed. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3312 I’d be happy to research the last 2800 years of women’s struggle to give you a few pointers, Sisyphus. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3313 Would you stop coming over? I've told you, it's not the kind of big rock I'm looking for ... 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3314 I’m guessing you’ll have your usual. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
3315 Be there right after work, honey... 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3316 Lemme me guess, you do Cross fit. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3317 I’m sure that’s hard work but the view is no picnic either. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3318 So . . . you're an essential worker, huh? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3319 Stop for a drink on the way down 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3320 You think that's tough, try getting equal pay. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3321 Didn’t I see you here before? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3322 You will let me know if you need a hand, won't you. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
3323 I know my name sounds like an STD, but I hope that’s not a dealbreaker. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3324 Where have you been? I said, "I wish you were bolder." 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3325 When you get there, I'll give you my number. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3326 Your not impressing me, I know that boulder is hollow. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3327 Hmm, I like pushy. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3328 Penthouse? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3329 Looks like it’s just you and me again. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3330 Honestly, Is asking for a 2nd olive such a big deal? 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
3331 Neat is just fine, no rocks. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3332 See you back here tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3333 The new spot in Cobble Hill? The drinks are great, but the service is archaic. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3334 Hey mister, I like how you roll! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3335 'Dude, didn't anyone tell you that in 2020 you get rewarded for craftiness and deceit?' 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3336 would you like me to order you a Rolling Rock? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3337 Thanks for being a platinum member 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3338 I would prefer not to. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3339 Yeah, sure, we can grab a drink as soon as you get off work 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3340 It wasn't long before he'd boulder over 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3341 At least you’re not having dinner with Tantalus 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3342 Sisyphus tempted by Syphilis Sally 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3343 I got you, Joe 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3344 Wow, this place is really immersive. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3345 I’ve told you over and over again, you can’t push that thing up here without a mask! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3346 Let it go man. Progress has arrived. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3347 Fancy a drink this time around? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3348 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3349 I can't believe I'm 40. Life is all downhill from here. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3350 Sorry, it just means I wanted ice in my drink. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3351 Super, more rocks! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3352 Take a load off and have some chips... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3353 Didn't I see you passing through here just last night? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3354 So, you've had experience with the typical ups and downs in a relationship? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3355 So, it makes the "Honey-Do" list more attractive, eh? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3356 I'd say that about sums up the chance you have with me here in the underworld. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3357 You strike me as someone who's prone to exaggeration. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3358 I don't remember your face, but that rock looks familiar' 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3359 At first I thought they said your name was Syphilis. 1.2222 0.06573 81 70 4 7
3360 What rock have you been hiding under? 1.2222 0.04811 81 66 13 2
3361 You again? The toll is still five drachmas; I'll just add it to your tab. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3362 Hi, handsome. Come by here often? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3363 Sisyphus?! Darling! I haven’t seen you in ages! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3364 Nice to meet you Sisyphus. I’m catching up with friends tonight but maybe we could have a drink tomorrow if you’re free? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3365 Sorry, come back tomorrow. No mask, no service. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3366 Everest? Wrong mountain, this is K2. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3367 Don’t be too long. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3368 You want a futile effort, Sisyphus? Try asking me out. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3369 No, you’re not ‘almost there’—we removed the glass ceiling. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3370 Hey...Haven't I met you somewhere before? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3371 What are you in for? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3372 Excuse me. You still need a tie. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3373 Heavy? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3374 This wasn't what I had in mind when I was told this joint has some big rollers. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3375 I see you like yours on the rocks 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3376 The real cause of Sisyphus' boulder rolling back down 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
3377 By the time you get it to the top we may have a COVID vaccine ready to administer to the masses! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3378 Come back when you’ve gotten rid of both the ball and chain 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3379 Yeah, well you look different in your profile picture, too. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3380 Meet me for a drink when you're done. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3381 Hey. Sis, when I said I wanted a rock, I meant a diamond... 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3382 Darling, will you marry me? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3383 Are you the rock and roll entertainment? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3384 Welcome to the Hard Rock. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3385 Hard, isn’t it? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3386 Are you a doctor fighting the Coronavirus? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3387 honey if you keep looking me like that, you will hit rock bottom 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3388 Oh God, i lost track of time again 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3389 I finish this glass of wine and I’ll help you, honey 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3390 How many times do I have to tell you? I specifically asked for my rock well-done. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
3391 'And I thought looking for a single, normal guy at a bar in NY was a Sisyphean task' 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3392 I can sit here and watch you all day. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3393 Sorry, I can’t talk now, but I’ll be back. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3394 Yes well, I did it backwards and in heels ! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3395 Between you and me, I’d say we’re both here just trying to pass the time. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3396 Booze and try rolling boulder. You may find it easy to roll 1.2222 0.06573 81 70 4 7
3397 Yeah just leave it at the top, thanks! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3398 You seem to be on a roll. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3399 Typical gender rolls 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3400 Wow, I thought you were a myth...same time next week? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3401 Boy, some guys just never give up. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3402 I'll be right back to take your order. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3403 Oh, you mean that's your name. Then of course I'll go home with you. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3404 Trump's is bigger. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3405 I'll take the check, when you get a chance. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3406 Haven't I seen you here before...? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3407 You should have called before for a reservation. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3408 Up here often? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3409 You know Sisyphus, your Tinder profile didn’t do you justice. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3410 So, what’s the point? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3411 Your refreshments are at the top. Stop whining, you big Sissy. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3412 You don't have to keep on doing that all day if you want to get my attention, do you? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3413 How 'bout a little something on the rocks, big guy? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3414 It'll flatten eventually 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3415 Same place and time tomorrow sisyphus?? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3416 Same place, same hour? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3417 What's the meaning of life Sisyphus? Can you tell me that? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3418 Don't forget your exit interview. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3419 That's quicker than my last boyfriend passed the bar exam. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3420 What -- It's five o'clock somewhere! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3421 It's so good to see you again...and again...and again...and again. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3422 Can I have that in a to-go box? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3423 Hey Charlie. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3424 They put in an elevator 50 years ago and only accept crypto currency. 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
3425 Pardon me young lady, but could I trouble you for a whiskey, on the rock? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3426 Here we see the classic dichotomy between the Dionysian and the Appolonian, you, with your sinuous legs and interminable toil, and me, with the same 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3427 Hey Big Guy, would you like a Sipofthis? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3428 You look a lot different from your profile 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3429 Good luck finding a parking spot. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3430 Strange meeting you here. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3431 I was expecting you to have a lot more muscle. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3432 Be glad this isn't Mount Everest. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3433 Welcome to Circle Four. Will you be hoarding or wasting with us today? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3434 That’s what I get for wishing for a stiff drink and a man with some consistency in his life 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3435 Fancy us bumping into each other like this. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3436 So... do you roll that boulder here often? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3437 Watch out for the speed bump up ahead 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3438 This eternal punishment still won't make up for you forgetting to put the toilet seat down. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3439 I'm looking for a man with an Oedipus complex 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3440 How many times do I have to tell you that I didn't order the arancini? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3441 Maybe later, I'm still waiting for the right one. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3442 Thanks, but no rocks; I drink it neat. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3443 It’s nice to see a fella who knows where he’s headed. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3444 My friends say I have a 'thing' for hopeless cases. You single? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3445 Haven’t I seen you somewhere before, recently? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3446 I guess I really prefer guys who are on the fast track in their profession.. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3447 Oh don't be such a Sissy and have a drink. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3448 Honey, I think it would look better on the other side. Let's give it a try. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3449 Keep it simple,stupid. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3450 A little more to the left, darling. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3451 Hey, what are you doing later? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3452 After 75 years I expected a bit more... 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3453 You're a nice metaphor for the modern dating scene." 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3454 Hi there. Take a load off! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3455 That's not exactly what on the rocks means 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3456 Have you considered hiring a personal trainer? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3457 I had no idea this bar would be going through Boulder” 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3458 I’m trying to cast my vote by mail. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3459 Jack, can you bring that pail of water when you come back down? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3460 I take it the next woman ordered a drink on the rocks? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3461 He said he wouldn't be hard to spot. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3462 You won't take 'No' for an answer, will you? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3463 No. Not that kind of highball, handsome. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3464 Don't worry, it'll just disappear. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3465 Thanks, but I take mine neat. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
3466 Is this what you meant by "Rock and Roll"? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3467 Sorry, beards don't count. No maskey, no climbey. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3468 When you’re finished with that I could use a back rub. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3469 Eternity isn't so bad when you can share it with someone, you know... 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3470 Looks like you're moving up in the world. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3471 Be original! Sisyphus already used that one. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3472 Uh, a little help? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3473 I should have been more specific when I ordered, I meant a Rolling Rock beer. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3474 Having the usual? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3475 Sure, I find determination sexy. Up to a point. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3476 how big is your other one? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3477 If you ever get finished, I'll buy you a drink...something on the rocks? 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3478 I can see you are really into rock'n'roll" 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3479 Take a load off and have a seat. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3480 Where and when did we go wrong ? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3481 Back in the day, I was a waitress, you know. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3482 You'll be doing that for eternity. Why not stop for a drink 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3483 I'll bet your nickname is Sissy. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3484 I see you’re still looking to find someone, too. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3485 last call for you too,eh? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3486 Sorry, that’s not my order - I asked for the pebbles. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3487 I still won’t let you buy me a drink. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3488 Can you help me? This is just too much for a man. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3489 You’re late. You could’ve at least made an effort. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3490 Does doing that burn more calories than pilates? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3491 I thought this place had a strict dress code 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3492 You know it will come back, honey. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3493 This is urgent. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3494 Oh hi @mikepence ... I've been waiting for you!", said @kamalaharris as she nursed her martini 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3495 Is that the fabled White Man's Burden? Just step aside and let it go. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3496 Do I tip you separately? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3497 Just my luck; I’ve been here every night this week and it’s always the same old guy walking by 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3498 When I said on the rocks, I wasn’t expecting this... 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3499 Well, the bars may be closed, but I say there are still plenty of places for a gal to meet a man! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3500 people : inspection teams 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3501 Would you like that for here or to go? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3502 Oh, I remember that phase of quarantine. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3503 Though popularized in later tellings of the story Sisyphus never actually made it to the top of the hill 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3504 I asked for my drink on the rocks, not a side of rock 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3505 I love a man with a steady job. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3506 Dating is a Sisyphean undertaking. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3507 I love finding these little out-of-the-way places before they get popular" 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3508 Under every stone lurks a politician 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3509 I’m just more concerned with my human condition. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3510 Been there, rolled that. Damned old gods network. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3511 On second thought, I'll just have a salad. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3512 Back again? Well you're persistent, I'll give you that. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3513 Trust me, this is all part of it. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3514 Zeus says "Hi!" and that your bonus punishment is that while I may look like I'm hot for you, I'm gay. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3515 Why don't you roll up and see my sometime. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3516 You said a date with destiny...so I dressed for it. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3517 Sir? Why didn’t you just use the freight elevator? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3518 You have one big set of balls coming here dressed like that! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3519 Mondays are the worst. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3520 Hey Si, stop for a drink on your way down again. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3521 Stop making such a sissy fuss. 1.2125 0.06338 80 69 5 6
3522 There’s a better way to get your rocks off. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3523 Oh God, not you again! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3524 Oh?-OK- I'll have it under the rocks. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3525 Yeah I've been single for like, an eternity too. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3526 Workin'hard or hardly workin' ? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3527 Sure you can’t stop for one? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3528 I’ll be here all night. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3529 You know it’s not bring your own boulder, right? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3530 It’s called a ‘pick up’ line honey, not a ‘roll up’ line. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3531 Well, you said you like men who go bouldering. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3532 Sure that’s impressive but can you hold a conversation? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3533 Catch you next time? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3534 They always come crawling back... 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3535 Don't you have people for that? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3536 I heard this a great place for classic rock and roll. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3537 So,what are your plans for tomorrow night? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3538 It wouldn't be that bad it it were not for the diuretics 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3539 You still don't qualify to be in Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3540 We've got to quit meeting like this! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3541 So what did you do for yourself today? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3542 Sisyphus. Gesundheit! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3543 PERSOPHONE! Stop flirting with the condemned! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3544 Don't be so dramatic. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3545 A rare sight to find a Type A these days. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3546 In the last 14 days, have you experienced fever, cough, loss of sense of smell, or an inability to roll your boulder up the hill due to body aches? 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3547 Excuse me, sir, you missed the hand sanitizer on the way in. Do you mind? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3548 It's all downhill from here, Sisyphus 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3549 I HEARD YOUR CALL FOR ANOTHER ROUND, MAMN. I'LL START WITH THIS ONE. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3550 If you're trying to come on to me, I'm not impressed. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3551 There’s so much to get done around here, I just don’t know how we’ll ever finish it all darling 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3552 Alright sweetie, top of the mountain, then it will be the third door to the left! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3553 Sorry he’s away for the week. Come back Monday. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3554 Do I take a selfie, or just enjoy this moment? Life is so hard. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3555 Yes, Sisyphus is my ex. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3556 Hi, fella. Come here often? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3557 I know it feels like an uphill battle —booze helps. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3558 I've always thought modern dating Sisyphean 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3559 I asked for a sloe gin fizz (not Sisyphus) on the rocks..... 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3560 Is that a sack of absentee ballots? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3561 OMG! I'm going through an existential crisis, too! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3562 Oh great, there’s the rock I ordered. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3563 Hey, maybe later, if you’re not busy, I could tie you to my bed and peck at your liver? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3564 Call me a lightweight, but one drink and I’ll be smashed. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3565 A professor passed by earlier and said that your work had potential. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3566 I love a man in a loincloth after work. Can I buy you a drink? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3567 I hear the highballs here are spectacular. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3568 Will you move heaven and earth for me? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3569 You know the rules.. Put that mask on, Sisyphus! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3570 See you in 30 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3571 Hey! Are you my date? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3572 I have a big olive. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3573 Save me a seat, I’ll be right down. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3574 Are you married? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3575 I've been carrying this burden for too many years, do you mind holding it for a sec? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3576 Stuck between a rock and a first base 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3577 the bars closing and i’ve spent all night looking for my king. i guess you will do. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3578 You too, huh? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3579 And so it is we find ourselves again, between a rock and an odd place. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3580 Scott's rocks? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3581 I was about to give up on ever finding a man with a job in this place. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3582 Donald, I repeatedly warned you that there were consequences for disrespecting women. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3583 I had an excuse prepared, but I'm guessing you're used to rejection. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3584 I’m glad I didn’t order mine in the rocks. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3585 No means no. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3586 No not there..... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3587 Hi there! Didn't I see you here last week? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3588 Its the third door on the right, thank you so much. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3589 Well yes, my online profile did say I collected tumblers. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3590 Care to join me for a drink? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3591 Honey, this date is only downhill from here. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3592 It's a long way to the top if you wanna roll a rock. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3593 I said on the rocks not rock. Your bar sucks, Sisyphus. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3594 I’ll have your pour on the way down. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3595 Just be careful when you reach the top, the glass up there isn’t just any glass, it’s obsidian. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3596 You would save money if you bought an annual pass 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3597 I could use a man like you. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3598 You will have more success if you smiled more, so I’ve been told 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3599 See ya in a bit. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3600 Sisyphus for six, please? Okay, catch you on the way down. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3601 ...Which is why I say laissez les bon temps rouler. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3602 What took you so long? I remember you were clean shaven when you started. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3603 I'll have it on the rocks. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3604 Well done! Slip it in the slot to my right. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3605 Why, hello there, cutie-pie. Didn't we meet on a cruise of the Greek islands? 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3606 Hey handsome,come here often? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3607 Can you go be essential somewhere else? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3608 It's called a Happy Hour... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3609 The last guy who wouldn't stop to have a drink with me ended up flying too close to the sun. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3610 Nice to see you again, Mr. Sisyphus ... have you considered our annual pass? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3611 One ice cube could get you a lot farther. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3612 Why don't you stop for a glass of wine on the way down? 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3613 Coe sit down. You’re no sissy and you’re not over the hill. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3614 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3615 I'm cheap,not easy. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3616 So what shall you choose, the myth or the miss? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3617 Where are you going, big boy? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3618 Do you like rock 'n' roll? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3619 Go right in Mr. Sisyphus. Your table is ready. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3620 You still rolling that giant peach? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3621 You don't look like a Sissy to me! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3622 Well, this certainly is a different kind of rock 'n roll bar! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3623 You missed a spot. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3624 It's after ten - just double-park it. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3625 There's free parking at Mt. Lookout, a short way from here, take a load off and come back for a drink; everybody at the top is closed ayway. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3626 Not exactly what I meant by 'on the rocks'... 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3627 Hi, my names Dan and I’ll be your waiter tonight...” - Dan, that works at a rustic themed restaurant to this woman who’s waiting for her dat 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3628 I'll have another glass, next time you come around. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3629 Effort and determination turn me on. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3630 That's not big enough to fill up the hole that is our marriage. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3631 HEY, Sissy. You're goin' the wrong way. 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
3632 That's only twenty-two thousand eighty-six. Keep going. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3633 Hi. I was reassigned to your case after Tantalus came out. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3634 There are other ways to impress me besides rolling a boulder uphill for eternity." 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3635 You're in luck. I like bad boys. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3636 You're doing great, dear. Here is your bowl of yogurt, honey and blueberries on your way down. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3637 Sisyphus? Yeah, you're Late. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3638 So, tell me about yourself. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3639 I'm good for now, but maybe you can buy me another drink on your way back through. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3640 Déjà vu seeing you here again. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3641 It does matter how big the rock, she’s not going to say yes. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3642 Sorry. No returns until after the virus shutdown. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3643 Hi, stranger! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3644 Well, Sisyphus, here you are again. One day you might stop by, have a drink, and forget this 'rolling the rock up the hill with dignity" shit. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3645 Another Highball? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3646 Rock and roll! Scoot aside and let’s have a drink! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3647 Perhaps tonight you would like to check that for the evening. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3648 Actually I changed my mind. I'll take it "neat". 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3649 Nice gams. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3650 How about a little fun on your way down? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3651 Looks like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3652 My last boyfriend preferred Heavy Metal 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3653 New Match.com rule. Get the boulder up hill and you get me. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3654 Had I known, I wouldn’t have ordered it on the rocks. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3655 When you said 'on the rocks' I expected something different... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3656 I'll be back down again... and again... and again... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3657 Would you like a glass of wine? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3658 Me? I've been here before. I'm just enjoying the view. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3659 I don't understand all the fuss, you are no sissy. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3660 My mother says you were hot back then. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3661 Why couldn't we have met at the bottom? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3662 You are saying that’s more productive than buying me a drink? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3663 I know the feeling - I’m just taking a break. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3664 I bet that wasn't the highball you were expecting. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3665 Sorry. You can't continue without a mask. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3666 Buy you Corpse Reviver? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3667 Ooh! I like strong men with big balls! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3668 So what's it like being an influencer? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3669 You better hurry,the New Year begins in 30 seconds! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3670 Take care see you later. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3671 I come here often, what about you? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3672 Yes, I have been waiting a long time. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3673 That's quite the cheese ball, can't wait to see the crackers. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3674 When you're finally done with that,Sys honey 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3675 You gave me the world, now I want the moon 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3676 Good Plan! The last guy who tried it made a ton of money selling his life story rights to a guy named Albert Camus. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3677 When you said you were bringing me a rock, I thought you were planning to propose marriage. Obviously, you have something entirely different on your mind. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3678 You come here often, don’t you? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3679 Oh my, you’re no “sissy” despite what people call you! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3680 Does your happy hour never end? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3681 I did say" go heavy on the rocks" 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3682 Hi, I'm Xenia, would you like to have a drink with me?" - Having a drink with you would be a pointless and interminable activity 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3683 No thanks, I like my martinis straight. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3684 It slowly dawned on Hera, that when Zeus said "there would be Rock 'n roll", he meant the classics. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3685 What took you so long? Now I'm going to need a bigger glass! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3686 How about one for the road, dude. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3687 On second thought, I liked it better down in the valley.” 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3688 I like my men like I like my drinks...On the Rocks. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3689 At least you've got work. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3690 Sisyphus! I hope the highball is not on me. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3691 Can you bring me a box of staples from the magazine when you get back? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3692 Just a little further then you’ll be on a roll 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3693 Hey Sissy! Why don't you drop what you're doing and buy me drink? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3694 How will you get it back down .? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3695 Sorry, waiter...I said 'no rocks'! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3696 I see you come by here often Sisyphus, stopping for one drink won't get your boss mad. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3697 Join me for a glass of wine on your way down. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3698 Sorry, but this is the wrong mountain. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3699 How long have you been rolling around this joint? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3700 Didn’t we date back in college? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3701 Join me on your break? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3702 What pandemic? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3703 I see you like Greek. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3704 Please don't block the sunlight, dear. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3705 I'm sorry, its RocknRoll not Rollin a Rock that gets me... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3706 Boy, do you ever remind me of my ex. 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
3707 What's the harm if you take time out for a drink? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3708 You had the same excuse yesterday 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3709 Hell is what you make of your life. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3710 We'll talk on your way back too. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3711 So. that's my story. Bad investments, an ungrateful husband and cheap wine in a dirty glass. Beat that, old man! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3712 Hey, Sisyphus! Wanna ball? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3713 I do so admire a persistent man...especially when I'm not the target. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3714 Sisyphean? Yeah, well this sis is feelin' pretty neglected right now... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3715 THIRSTY BY ANY CHANCE? ? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3716 I assume you'll have yours on the rocks? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3717 Hey you, if you want to try something just as fruitless, why don't you buy me a drink? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3718 I’ve never seen you in here before. Come here often? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3719 Isn't your wife getting suspicious? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3720 They offer a bottomless mimosa if that’s your thing. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3721 Honestly, Si, I know I asked for a big rock, but this is ridiculous. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3722 Can you prop it over here so I can get some shade? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3723 When you're finished over there, dear, can you get me a fresh martini? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3724 Albert Camus sent you a snack. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3725 Is it true what they say about the size of a man's boulder, or is that just a myth? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3726 Brings new meaning to on the rocks! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3727 You should see my other one! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3728 Leo. What's yours? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3729 Can't afford to stop now. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3730 Hey honey, come by when you finish. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3731 Don't I know you from somewhere? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3732 Can I buy you a drink Sisyphus? 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
3733 I have to tell you something that I left out of my profile: I’m divorced.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3734 You sure push-ups wouldn't work better to build up the biceps? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3735 When you're finished, join me for a drink. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3736 When it's quitting time stop by for a drink. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3737 Impressive-but the answer is still no. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3738 You just can't beat a highball, right ? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3739 That‘s right...you take care of the economy, I’ll handle the markets. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3740 Want to hook up after you get that boulder to the top? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3741 "Not my idea of a highball." 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3742 You should try it neat next time. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3743 A little less male-gazing and a little more pushing, Sisyphus 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3744 Sorry. You need to use the back entrance for that. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3745 For a common barfly that's quite an unusual affectation you have, Sisyphus 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3746 Hey, Sisyphus, I thought you said you would stop by for a drink. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3747 So where did you say you were on the free will vs. determinism question? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3748 Martini on the rocks? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3749 Promising a very good, very, very strong economy, long lost Sirena Trump attempts to lure our hero from his Sisyphean existence as a mask-championing, humanitarian and epidemiologist trying to save lives during the Trump Administration. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3750 Why don't you roll back down around closing time? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3751 Where were you when I needed you? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3752 At least you're realistic about how this date is going. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3753 Wouldn't "neat" be easier? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3754 Would you like help with your luggage? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3755 It's an uphill climb to get to the top. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3756 One more rude comment and this boulder of beauty products is going down the mountain. 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
3757 So the bartender's a wise guy -- ask for the next one straight up. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3758 For leading a life of idleness, I’ve been punished by having to watch you struggle with that boulder for eternity. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3759 Hey Sisyphus, your shoelace is untied. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3760 I told you - no shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3761 And this week on 'The Bachelorette' 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3762 Stop back when you're done. I'm attracted to men who do hard labor for me. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3763 Take your time, I'll wait for you up there. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3764 How about we meet at my place after you're finished with that? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3765 Sisyphus huh? I'll see if the bartender knows that one. Drop in on your way back. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3766 The guy at the top wants his drink on the rocks. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3767 This 2020 version of Earth is a lot tougher to support. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3768 The difference is, with a drink, you get to where you want to be. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3769 My rock won’t stop explaining irony to me 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3770 I told you I prefer my drinks ‘on the rocks’ 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3771 There's better ways to test your stamina. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3772 Another round of Derailer, sweet Sisyphus -- to get things rolling? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3773 What's the matter - you never heard of Sisyphus? No, I'm not the one who's intoxicated. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3774 You think YOU'VE got troubles? They over-salted my beer nuts! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3775 May I offer you a high ball? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3776 Thank you, but I had asked for two rocks. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3777 Camus says we should imagine you happy. Is that any help to you? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3778 Hey handsome, a girl can't wait forever 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3779 The Myth of Syphilis 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3780 Going my way? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3781 So will you be able to social distance once you get there? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3782 Oh, I thought the sign outside said "Sissy Puss." 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3783 I’ve seen you rolling that rock around forever. Why don’t you come up and rock and roll with me sometime? 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3784 You remind me of this dung beetle I knew. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3785 If this is going to work out, you have to understand I always put work first. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3786 Did you request some rock and roll during dinner? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3787 I need to amp my cardio, can you refer me to someone sexy? 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
3788 All by yourself? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3789 I think you'll find that's too big for the rockery. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3790 I see you come by here pretty often. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3791 Okay, you look nothing like your profile pic. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3792 That's not exactly what I meant when we discussed taking on life's basic challenges. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3793 Really? Still pushing the patriarchy? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3794 I would buy you a drink if i was feeling boulder... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3795 Are you Gary? You really meant it when you said you have been through hell and back to get here. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3796 Why yes, I do know the feeling. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3797 So what you’re saying is, this won’t work out. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3798 Well you look like you could help me move 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3799 My left that means your *right*, now just a teeny bit more... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3800 100 years of solitude, my heart has turned to stone. My love, life is absurd. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3801 Meeting like this is getting a bit repetitive. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3802 I’m telling you Marc, they’re not going to let you take it as hand luggage. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3803 I’ll have the usual. . 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3804 These dating apps are torture. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3805 Do you do driveways? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3806 This is pointless 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3807 My, don't you look tantalizing- oh wait, that's the other guy, isn't it. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3808 No what i meant was it's all DOWN hill from here. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3809 You know you can check your baggage at the front. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3810 Sisyphus providing 2020 entertainment 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3811 And then he tells me he can’t feed the dog because it has three heads. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3812 I have joint custody of my kids, as well. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3813 So... I guess your not home working? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3814 I'm sorry Sir, but you can't go any further without putting a mask on. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3815 Nice stones. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3816 Glad you finally met me where I am. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3817 I  know you are only rolling a rock, but I like it" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3818 Well, now you know how I feel trying to homeschool the kids while you’re away pushing that rock 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3819 Are you going to help me with this or what?? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3820 You're sure about this? You're sure Harrison Ford will show up? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3821 Play it again, Sam. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3822 Sisyphus woman watching 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3823 Can you bring me a cosmo on the way back? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3824 ...now that Women are in charge! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3825 When you come by next time can you top off my wine? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3826 Damn, he looked better on Tinder 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3827 Keep going Sisyphus! You'll reach the top this time! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3828 I need a signature before you can keep going 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3829 I see that you are into rock and roll 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3830 I guess they’re using Tantalus’s punishment on me too now 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3831 If you like me, roll right. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3832 You look like husband-material 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3833 Keep rocking, I’m just living on a break 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3834 So, how's your quarantine hobby going? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3835 I see your emotional baggage has grown. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3836 No, I'm a 35-year-old teacher. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3837 That is *so* Sisyphean of you, darling. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3838 And they said I’d never meet a woman doing a doctorate in Philosophy. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3839 It’s the year 2020 and actually I work for Hermès remotely. Can I get you a Perrier and sell you some hiking boots? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3840 Where’s Lazarus? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3841 Pushing rocks? More like pushing 40, amirite? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3842 I guess I misunderstood happy hour 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3843 Some ppl manage to do more with less, they are the true heroes of all nations." 🇧🇷 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3844 Have you been experiencing any flu-like symptoms recently? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3845 Someday it will just disappear 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3846 Think you're an Absurd hero? Try finding a good guy on Tinder. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3847 Excuse me miss, if you could just hold this for a moment. I want to show you how to tie a knot in a cherry stem 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3848 He'll see you when you get to the top. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3849 I said no egos. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3850 This job share thing isn’t as advertised...do you know when Sisyphus returns? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3851 Hi! I’m Bureaucrata and I’m here to help boost morale. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3852 I told you to bring the other one 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3853 Sorry you are not allowed to play basketball here 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
3854 Atlas 2020 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3855 Sorry. No shoes, no shirt, no service. . 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3856 I’m really enjoying your natural habitat! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3857 Keep going! You’ll reach the American Dream up there. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3858 Actually, could you move it more to the left? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3859 Just because my dreams aren’t the same as yours doesn’t mean they’re not as important 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3860 I figured quarantine was the perfect time to try something new. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3861 is this part of the keto diet? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3862 i would like up my drink always 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3863 Why don't you smile more? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3864 Catch you on the way back down. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3865 You a big stone cold baller .. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3866 I got you the biggest rock I could find 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3867 Classic Sisyphus, rolling in just in time for happy hour. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3868 When done can you get me another one 😆 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3869 I get a break in 10 minutes 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3870 Hey, you're just in time for Happy Hour. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3871 Well my activity now is pointless too. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3872 For the umpteenth time .... No, I don’t like rock 'n' roll. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3873 Oh, that's very thoughtful but I requested classic rock from the cover band! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3874 You do realize this is Mt. Covid? Might as well drop it and have a drink. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3875 You know, you'd look a lot more handsome if you tried smiling a little. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3876 You never take time to relax. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3877 That's not what I meant when I said, " One rock". 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3878 Maybe the view’s better, but they’ll make you put on a mask. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3879 I take it then that you're not working from home. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3880 Wanna take a load off! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3881 What is there about Happy Hour that you don’t understand? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3882 Rock and Roll Baby ! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3883 Sounds easy, doesn't it? Just twelve steps. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3884 On second thought, I'll take it without rocks. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3885 Honey, I renewed our membership. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3886 That’s very sweet of you. I decided on neat instead. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3887 Now let me introduce you to drinking. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3888 Sorry, Sisyphus - - pushy men turn me off. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3889 Sorry, I meant for my drink. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3890 Hey good looking, take a break, have a drink with me 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3891 You’re doing great. Let me shake your hand, Sisyphus! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3892 You swiped right? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3893 Next time you come by, please stop for a drink with me. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3894 C’mon, take a load off 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3895 Thanks Dad, you've always treated me right on Take Your Child to Work Day. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3896 So then I said: the jerk store called and they’re running out of you! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3897 A new struggle would make you happier 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3898 When I started my wait for a table, this was a pebble. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3899 Happy Friday, Siz! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3900 Sisyphus? Oh, you looked taller in your profile pic.. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3901 It’s called equality. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3902 I heard that the view is overrated 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3903 Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Fox News Live where 98 year old Donald J Trump is still calling the Election of 2020 ‘unfair to him’ 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3904 It seems like it"ll take forever to finish this glass of wine. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3905 So they tell me you're the guy who invented rock and roll 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3906 Oh yeah, super easy. I made it to the top last week. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3907 . Yeah lady , modern times Moth balls are small things that you put in the Closet to Scare Away Moths ... But in Caveman days Moth Balls are Actually huge Balls from Gigantic moths ...phew !! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3908 Can I interest you in a break? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3909 Determined — my kind of man. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3910 I know what you mean. It’s been forever since I’ve gone out for a drink, too. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3911 Rough day? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3912 Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse: "When you finish, you can buy me a drink." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3913 Is that for the glass ceiling? It's about time. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3914 Oh,that definitely won't fit in my Yaris. Could I get the smaller model? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3915 Don’t flatter yourself. I’m not trying to impress you. I am going to kill you. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3916 I'll see you on the way down. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3917 So, what do you do for a living? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3918 You said you wanted your drink ‘on the rocks’ 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3919 Same. No matter how much Botox I get. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3920 I like rock and roll too. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3921 I like the way you roll! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3922 I see where you already completed the downhill run. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3923 That’s why I drink mine neat. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3924 It’s like being caught between a rock and a hard place. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3925 So ... come here often? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3926 At least I'm not scared of commitment. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3927 Hey Cissy, what's your hurry? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3928 Do I have an appointment?!!! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3929 Again my dear, studies show that perseverance just won’t cut it. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3930 if that is your version of rock and roll, I need to find another club. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3931 We meet again! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3932 Don’t be a Sisyphus. Keep going! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3933 Sisyphean Tasker meets girl on way up....and on the way down later..."Have we met before? " 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3934 Yeah, I feel your pain. My fiancé thought he was a god --gave me a big rock too and I was up and down about it for a long time. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3935 Just hold it there and stand on the other side and it will be perfect! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3936 I 'll stop by on my way down. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3937 May I see your id please? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3938 Are you sure that meatball is vegan? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3939 ‘LOVE ONE ANOTHER’. That’s all I asked you to do! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3940 I used to watch Prometheus, but this is a much better view. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3941 I'm still waiting for my breadsticks. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3942 It's a hard way to get higher education. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3943 Welcome to The Hard Place, can I buy you a drink? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3944 Would you like that straight up or on the rocks, or both? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3945 So nice to see you again -- would you like a drink? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3946 Yo Sis, catch you on the rebound, 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3947 There was a time when a girl could really have a ball with a guy like you. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3948 Thanks, but I asked you to hring me a latte. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3949 Stuck again in Margueritaville. Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know it's my own damn fault. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3950 'Need help to get your rock off? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3951 When you get it up there call me. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3952 I said extra olive 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3953 I asked for my drink on the rocks but ... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3954 2020 survival guide gone wrong. How drunk am I? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3955 So what‘s a gentlelady gotta do to get a topless Sisyphus to stop and join for tapas & wine? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3956 I've decided I want an olive, instead. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3957 When you're done, the dishes need washing. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3958 I've never heard a bolder pickup line. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3959 Sorry, Honey, your appointment is next week. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3960 Can you ask about my entree while you're up there? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3961 I like a man who's in it for the long haul. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3962 Google Maps says make a U-Turn. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3963 How honest: your profile said you were mature but fit, a hard worker, and ready to overcome any obstacle to meet for fun 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3964 Didn't I just see you a little while ago? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3965 Sooooo ... is there a Mrs. Sisyphus? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3966 I'm ready to order, so you can stop literalizing the metaphor now. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3967 That’s not the kind of big rock I’m talking about! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3968 This is the best rock n'roll club in town. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3969 we have to see your id, no exceptions. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3970 Thank but I'm having mine straight up. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3971 Park it right here,It makes great shade. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3972 At this point, I'm not even sure if this is your crazy dream, or mine... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3973 For the last time honey, we can agree to disagree on what's the best way to spend this quarantine. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3974 You comin’ or goin’? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3975 Just a little reward for myself at the end of a meaningless day. What's yours? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3976 I bet your sorry now you didn't choose this rock and roll game show. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3977 You're not the Old Grand-dad on the rocks I had in mind. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3978 No moss on that stone --- renewable energy is clean energy 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3979 ‘Sisyphus’? Come here often’? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3980 You‘re not even halfway. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3981 I did ask for my drink on the rocks. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3982 You want a real Sisyphean task, try dating in this city. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3983 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n'roll ! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3984 I didn't mean this when I asked "on the rocks"... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3985 Thanks! I needed to cut the hard light from my face. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3986 When you're finished there, come join me 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3987 I'd give you my number, but you just remind me too much of my first husband. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3988 No, this is my punishment for always being late. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3989 Hello, do you come here often? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3990 Must be five o’clock. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3991 Hey Sis, what’s the phus! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3992 When I said just one rock with my drink, that's not what I had in mind 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3993 I wish you would stop. I need all the energy you can muster. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3994 You come by this place often? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3995 Keep going.... It’s almost over. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3996 I've heard of jumping through hoops for a date, but this is ridiculous. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3997 C'mon, what's the worst they could do? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3998 Don’t be such a Sisy! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3999 Could use a haircut and shave...new shirt and pants, maybe...but at least you didn't lead off with a one-liner about social distancing. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4000 Guys like Joe can pick up rocks...even if they can't pick up girls 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4001 Sure! I saw you perform when Brian Jones was still with the band... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4002 Now that you've done this, what have you accomplished? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4003 Sisyphus, it’s been nice catching up. You haven’t changed one bit. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4004 I admire a man so dedicated to his job. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4005 Scotch with one rock? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4006 Sisyphus? You looked better in your dating profile pic. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4007 Thankfully, it's just a cartoon. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4008 So it did have a chance down there? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4009 I'll see you after the rollback. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4010 Love your COVID beard 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4011 Ya otta come up & see me sometime 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4012 I bet you’ve never seen a bolder man before. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4013 Nice to meet you, Sisyphus. Is this your first time speed dating? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4014 Don't you just love coming to this place where you get to see the same people doing the same things every day? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4015 I thought “Rock and Roller” was just a typo. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4016 Does it get lighter as you roll up? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4017 Hi. Do you come to a myth of unrelenting pain and suffering that has become a symbol of existential despair often? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4018 Have you got a receipt for that? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4019 That must be for one very large scotch! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4020 'Women love boulder men'... they said so on the podcast 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4021 I have a very high bar when it comes to men. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4022 Yea, sure, what time do you get off from work? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4023 The gods condemned me here for encouragement. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4024 Let me pour you a Rock and Rye, Sisey old boy. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4025 Thank you, but that ice cube won't fit in my glass... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4026 Got any smaller olives? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4027 A Highball? Straight up? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4028 The rumbling really helps with digestion! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4029 You think you have a tough task. Try finding an eligible unmarried man in his thirties in this place. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4030 Yea, I get it. It’s like shaving my legs. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4031 If you'd stop for a while I could offer you a mosstini. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4032 First Novel? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4033 Oh, I don’t mind handsome, I’ve got syphilis too. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4034 How many times do I have to tell you, I said burger not boulder? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4035 Hey handsome, howsabout a smile? 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
4036 Whatcha doing, old man? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4037 I’d suggest less rock and more self-care. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4038 When you finish, how ‘bout a drink? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4039 I hope you didn't forget you mask. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4040 I know how you feel. I thought it would be impossible to get a seat here. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4041 You know, you could have just asked for a crane or some big vehicle to do it." 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4042 Y'know they sell caveman rocks on Goop.com now 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4043 "Oh, I'll be here when you pass back through." 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4044 This may or may not seem primitive to you, but what do we have to do to get this ball-a-rolling? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4045 You are between a rock and a nice place. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4046 Did I not say a million times, don't buy on the hill? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4047 Funny, I'm named Sis too! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4048 Sorry I'm late, but my gym is closed and I needed to get in a workout. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4049 So... same time next week? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4050 When you’re done with that, could you get me another Cosmo? I’m a Super Yelper 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4051 Table for two Mr Sisyphus? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 11 1
4052 Um sorry, gotta return this to God first. Will be right back, honey! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4053 You don’t look as happy as I’d imagined 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4054 Congrats, Sir, you got your first milestone! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4055 Karen, we both know I would make more on Emergency Financial Assistance. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4056 I used to be just like you. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4057 My mistake. I thought you said ‘syphi-lis’ last time. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4058 Yeah, now you know why I drink 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4059 not exactly the 'pick-up' line I had expected 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4060 Please not another Sis white male... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4061 Go Sisyphus, you can do this AGAIN 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4062 Been there, done that 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4063 to each to their own. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4064 The other guy never came back down 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4065 I could tell you it’s useless... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4066 Sorry. To get in you have to rock AND roll! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4067 This rock sure is heavy but I’m glad you’re enjoying your Pinot. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4068 That posture is too tiring for your back, ma'am. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4069 You left your ID back at reception, Mr. Sysyphus. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4070 Bottoms up, Sisyphus. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4071 I used to Rock ‘n’ Roll, but I decided to switch it up. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4072 Ugh, not another rerun. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4073 You’ll earn $0.81 to my $1.00 for your work, sir. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4074 Finally! It's nice to meet a man with some ambition. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4075 So you see, I bring a lot to the table 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4076 'Wait, you don't want ice?' 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4077 Your profile said you were a rolling stone but this is ridiculous! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4078 Know what else always ends up on bottom? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4079 do you HAVE to roll that right here? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4080 Bring me the chips on your way back down? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4081 I thought waitstaff were required to wear masks. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4082 They installed an elevator, ya know. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4083 How you like me now 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4084 Instead of pushing so hard, let it chase after you. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4085 Man it feels like I’ve been pushing this thing up the hill forever. Did I miss anything? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4086 Hi Handsome. I'm Difficulty Level 2. See you tomorrow! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4087 When is the intermission? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4088 Hey Bob. The usual? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4089 Who’s your trainer? s 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4090 Should have made the Earth flat! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4091 I said I’m looking for a BOLDER man, not BOULDER man! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4092 I gave up on 2020 halfway through 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4093 That introduction was a lot boulder than necessary. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4094 You know what they say about Men with big rocks 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4095 I’m also online dating! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4096 I heard you liked rock ‘n’ roll...? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4097 You know what’s also never ending? Bottomless mimosas. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4098 Sisyphus dinner theater is so much more realistic than that Medieval Times crap! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4099 Yes, Sisyphus, I AM just going to sit here and watch! "I alone can fix it," you said... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4100 You look great. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4101 I've been asked to remind you, Sisyphus, that you now need to log your work hours in the central database. No, I don't know your password. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4102 You're happy, I assume. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4103 I know exactly how your feel - I've been dating for ten years now. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4104 Hey there handsome didn’t we meet at Woodstock 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4105 Stop on by for a drink on your way back down. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4106 My peanuts are too salty. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4107 PHEW, Did you get that from the dung beetle? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4108 So you never get to the top! How about trading for my laundry for a week? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4109 Rock and roll is here to stay 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4110 I've always had a thing for rock 'n' rollers. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4111 I love a man who's quick to get the ball rolling. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4112 Have a seat Sys, they're serving Rolling Rock on special. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4113 I wish you could take a day off honey. I think a vacation would be really good for us. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4114 Guess my age. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4115 Stop by for a drink on your way down. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4116 When you have a moment, may I have some ice? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4117 Being a little pushy, don’t you think? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4118 As I have said before, you would be better off with a season ticket. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4119 I like a sexy man with big ambitions 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4120 You look so good carrying out your eternal penance. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4121 Same old story fighting the elements 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4122 Nice rock, but no sparkle... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4123 Oh, is that how it's done. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4124 Please, Ma'am, it's Sisysphus, NOT "Sissy!" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4125 I see you’re committed, but are you really happy? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4126 Every time I catch the bartender's eye, he turns around again. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4127 Go right ahead. We've been expecting you. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4128 We're a little slow now, but things will really get rolling very soon. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4129 You're not the only one with a demanding job, Richard. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4130 You think your task is fruitless? Trying finding a date in this bar at 2:00 a.m. on a Friday night. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4131 Hey you, high-roller in the loincloth, have a drink with me! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4132 I won’t wait an eternity for you to put that boulder aside and buy me a drink. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4133 Hey Bud, park that snowball, slip into a tux and join me. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4134 Do you mind moving a little more to the left for the next downward trip? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4135 Ever think how different life would have been if you had just ordered your drink neat? 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
4136 You remind me of my ex. He's starting over, too. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4137 F#@k Zeus, our table's ready! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4138 It’s about time women get a break from carrying the weight of the world. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4139 I must imagine that you’re happy with your work. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4140 Where's your stone? You're standing on it. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4141 Don’t drop the ball they said. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4142 Here, Hold my beer. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4143 I already told you- I have a boyfriend. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4144 Darling, is it “later” yet? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4145 I’m right there with you, buddy. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4146 This is what airs on repeat when you finish Netflix. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4147 As if rolling a boulder up a hill for all eternity wasn’t punishment enough, now they’ve put a mask-denier up here. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4148 You look familiar." 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4149 What are you doing tomorrow? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4150 Hey... I feel like I’ve seen you before. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4151 I think we both know how these scenes end. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4152 Buy some shares of my company. It’s on the way up. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4153 Haven’t I seen you somewhere before ? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4154 Are you rockin' and rollin' or rollin' a rock? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4155 If you are running for re-election again, Mr. Trump, good luck to you. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4156 It's not going to stay up there you kow. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4157 All the guys date Destiny. The smart ones pay my tab. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
4158 Could be the wine talking, but eternal Bacchanalia looks fine by comparison. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4159 Where in the heck did you find all that snow this time of year? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4160 I love guys who are into rock and roll. Care to buy a girl a drink? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4161 Would you mind adding a barrel of wine to your regimen? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4162 So why you pushing that? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4163 Lovely darling. Have a drink! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4164 Got a match, handsome? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4165 Hey! Give it up Sisy you sweetie!! It's happy hour!!! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4166 Hello again. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4167 I also have a burden I carry." 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4168 He was on a roll there... But then got crushed by the woman of his dreams. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4169 Sure, leave it right there. It won't roll back. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4170 What am I doing in a dump like this? Waiting for a guy that knows how to rock and roll. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4171 You need to make a deal with God! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4172 TEMPT you?! No, Sissy-face. I'm here to LAUGH at you! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4173 Sorry - I don't believe in love at first sight. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4174 I'm sorry sir, you'll have to put on a mask. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4175 Hey Sisy, what’s the fuss about? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4176 I'm the new ball and chain. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4177 I see who wears the pants in the family 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4178 Sisyphus, not syphilis ! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4179 Well, if you really want to confuse him, you can put out my fire on your way back down. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4180 When I said I wanted a rock, I meant Harry Winston. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4181 Going up? Have a nice day 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4182 You should have ordered yours neat. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4183 Could you tell my waiter I’m ready to order now? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4184 If you think you'll come by again, why not stop in for a drink? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4185 Come and join me when you get off work. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4186 ‘It’s okay. They’re open for eternity too.’ 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4187 Just a little more to the left, honey 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4188 I'm gonna assume you're a metaphor for the hard life I've lived. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4189 Anything else, Miss? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4190 Nice to meet you too, Sisyphus. Come here often? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4191 I prefer a table on the beaten path. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4192 It's my main gig, but I've also got a book deal in the works. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4193 Stop being such a Sisyphus and have a drink. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4194 If nothing matters in the end, why not have fun in the process. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4195 Sisyphus? I didn't expect to see you back so soon 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4196 You keep growing bolder, but I'm not going on a date with you. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4197 I hate group projects. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4198 These pretzels are making me thirsty! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4199 That’s not what I meant by “on the rocks” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4200 I don't mind spending an eternity with you. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4201 Ah, push it, p-push it real good. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4202 Speed it up Sissy, why all the fuss?" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4203 Hey, old timer, don't be uptight, just jump right! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4204 Well you know what they say: big rock, little .... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4205 I just don't feel like this relationship is going anywhere. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4206 ”This time don’t forget the ice. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4207 Drinks are on the house... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4208 I may be drunk but I’m not rising to your occasion. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4209 I said Phyllis... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4210 Wanna know what’s NOT heavy? This pour. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4211 Let me guess. You’ll have yours straight up again? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4212 It’s actually harder on the way down 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4213 If you drop that boulder, you can have my artichokes. I don't really like them anyway. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4214 By looking this picture and the strong old man I remind World's strongest older man, 82, from Long Hill, wins U.S. weightlifting championship. Matt Rainey/The Star-LedgerRalph Elsman, who hadn't competed in 55 years, shows the form that earned him a world record recently in the clean-and-jerk for his age group at the masters weightlifting championship in New York. . 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4215 ‘Sorry, no mask, no mountain’ Lindsay Resnick, Chicago, IL 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4216 Doesn’t look like Heaven and Earth to me. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4217 It’s a magazine stunt ?? 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4218 I'm more Tantalizing than you. 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
4219 I'll be damned ... you really do have to roll that damned stone for eternity! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4220 I guess you can,t join me for a drink! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4221 Sisyphus, the ambiance and company at this rest stop are well worth the minor setback! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4222 Are you Frank? Geez...I guess your profile did say you have a ball when you come up here. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4223 You said your punishment was named after you? Pleasure to meet you too, Sisyphus, please call me ‘the third date’ 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4224 I'm sure glad to see you, we ran out of Ice last fall. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4225 I’m not really a highball fan. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4226 You just put your lips together and blow. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4227 I have a feeling I’ve seen you here before. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4228 Cool, but you had me at “Let’s chill out together.” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4229 Let's have drinks when you finish work. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4230 Really?!? This doesn't impress you at all? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4231 It’s a decent Cabernet but nothing to stop rolling for. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4232 I'm fairly certain we met here last week too..." Amelia Shellabarger, Goleta, Calif 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4233 As science tries to roll the rock of truth up Trump Mountain, Fox News reports, “Crazy man doesn’t even understand how gravity works. Don’t believe anything he says!” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4234 Oh, don't look at me, I'm just imagining you happy 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4235 I meant something with a BOLDER flavor 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4236 CrossFit 2020. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4237 This uphill climb of yours is getting old 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
4238 Hey Sisyphus, thanks for meeting me like this; I knew of all the dudes on Greek mythology Match.com, you’d at least be down to Earth. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4239 Do you have a reservation ? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4240 I didn't ask for my drink to be on the rocks. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4241 If you think that's a punishment, try carrying this conversation. 1.1781 0.05286 73 61 9 2
4242 You guys really take your ice cubes seriously here. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4243 Cmon Rip...you promised me You would move that rock twenty years ago... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4244 Excuse me! Can I get some chips & salsa on your next roll-by?! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4245 Hey Sis, be a dear and on your next trip up bring me some dip to go with the chips... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4246 That's not what I meant when I ordered my drink on the rocks. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4247 Sorry, I'm not seeing anyone at the moment. I have Sisyphus. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4248 BORING.. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4249 Feminist? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4250 If you want me to, I can help you get your rock off... 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4251 Can you grab me a coffee on your way down? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4252 Hey there, how is the world rolling? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4253 Just a typical day in 2020. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4254 This is the only thing that gets the ratings anymore 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4255 Do you know how much more it is to the top? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4256 You got one of those for me? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4257 Come to think of it, I’ll try one on the rocks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4258 Sorry,that contest has already ended. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4259 I would help if I have the right shoes. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4260 When you get a chance, I could use a little more ice. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4261 I'm surrendering to my fate, too. Cheers. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4262 Ever think that trying to meet someone at a bar is meaningless? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4263 He will be doomed until someone swipes right. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4264 I've been waiting here hoping a rock star would come along. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4265 Pick me up on your way down 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4266 You know, it seems you come here a lot. Would you like to join our frequent guest program? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4267 Don’t you think Bill Murray made you irrelevant. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4268 It makes sense if the boulder says "Trump's Ego", the man is labeled as "Trump's Staff" and the woman as "Kellyanne Conway". If that's not funny, maybe it's too soon. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4269 Hi, stranger! Wanna rock and roll? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4270 It's a new cocktail, called the Sisyphus 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4271 When you’re done with that rock, I’ll buy you a drink. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4272 If you don't make it to the top this time, I'm leaving for good. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4273 You’re on a roll! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4274 excuse me sir but do you have any Rolling Rock on tap? hahaha just kidding. but really can i get this martini "on the rocks". haha ok ok sorry i know you're not the bartender. yeah Zeus or whatever sent me here to do bad rock jokes. sorry dude 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4275 Speaking of Rock´n´Roll! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4276 Next time can you please bring a menu? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4277 If I could only find a guy who could rock MY world... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4278 Roll it again, Sam! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4279 Wanna buy me a drink when you finish that? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4280 You can't turn down a drink forever. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4281 Oh, so you've got it so tough? Dating was like that BEFORE coronavirus. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4282 Call me after work. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4283 Is the stone soup fresh today? 1.1765 0.06606 68 61 2 5
4284 Swing back by, and I'll order you something on the rocks. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4285 No need for that. Our court fee includes a ball. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4286 Oh, not again... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4287 So, anything new? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4288 All I asked for was an ice cube 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4289 Masks are a requirement. Period. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4290 A drink on the rocks? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4291 That's easy. Try a global pandemic sometime. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4292 When's the last time you had a happy hour? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4293 So Socrates, how did he convince you to switch places? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4294 I've changed my mind about the rock. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4295 Remember me? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4296 You’ll be back. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4297 I came for the drinks but you can't beat the rock & roll show. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4298 Took you long enough to get here. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4299 Another first date. Another trip up the mountain. It just doesn’t stop, does it? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4300 Haven't I seen you here recently? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4301 Just think of your muscles! You’ll be like Charles Atlas! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4302 You've got work in the morning? I've heard that one before. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4303 Good on you for coming to peace with that. Let's spice it up a little on your way down. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4304 Surely, with that big rock, you're no sissy. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4305 On the rocks, not under. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4306 Yes, and if you must ask, from the dawn of time. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4307 I said that I wanted my drink “on the rocks”. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4308 When I offered to get your rocks off, this wasn’t what I meant 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4309 You think that's a grind? Try my beauty routine. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4310 You won’t know if you don’t try... 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4311 I imagine you'll be stopping in for happy hour on the way down. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4312 Isn't it time for a new workout routine? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4313 This doesn't count in the Me Too movement. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4314 Rocky, enoughs enough, let it roll. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4315 Buy me a drink on your way down. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4316 No. I’m Sisyphus. Tantalus is down by the pond. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4317 Hey you wanna join me?" "On the way back" "You've said that like 10 times! 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
4318 I told you white male privilege was a thing. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4319 Waiter, may I have a side of the Buffalo Pterodactyl wings? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4320 It's so typical that life's endless chores is depicted by a man 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4321 Rock and Roll’s okay. But I prefer Jazz. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4322 Sisyphean? No, I was going to say you’re an old stick-in-the-mud who can never finish a project. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4323 Yes, our menu is 100% Paleo. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4324 I’m cautiously optimistic about this ‘new normal’ thing. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4325 ‘so, how’s your week of ‘having it all’? sweetie’ 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4326 Didn’t you say you love Rock and Roll? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4327 When you’re done with that could you please get me another drink 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4328 Help yourself! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4329 At least yours is in your life. All mine left me was alone. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4330 She’s in a little bit of country, he’s a little bit Rock & Roll. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4331 Playing hard to get, are you? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4332 Hai 'there' 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
4333 Female to male rolling bolder up hill: ‘Ok, that’s impressive, but can you pick up a tab?’ 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4334 I know my profile says I was looking for a man who was upwardly-mobile, but this isn't what I meant" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4335 Oh, I thought you were referring to Dwayne Johnson.. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4336 I'm fascinated by real people and their struggles. This new wine bar has done so much to turn the area around. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4337 I do like a man who is persistent! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4338 ‘You can do it...put your back into it!’ 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4339 Don’t worry... I’ll be back down over and over again 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4340 Am I the reason for all this? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4341 Sorry sir, costumer service is down to the left 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4342 Darling, I know 2020 hasn’t been the easiest year on you, but you must try some of these bar snacks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4343 Sorry, but they’ve left for the day. Try tomorrow. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4344 Who are you, Sisyphus? I said “No” the last roll up the hill and I’ll say it again! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4345 I’m trying to quit too, have you considered Rocks Anonymous? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4346 The Jones' have a full kitchenette in their purgatory... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4347 Keep calm and carry on 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4348 only in New York baby 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4349 Kinda difficult to imagine you happy if you ask me. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4350 I got sick of wearing a mask at the gym, so I switched to boulder cross-fit. Socially distant and it keeps me rolling. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4351 I can't take it anymore living in 2020. I'm going back to 10000 B.C and I'll take all the good stuff. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4352 Same drink, different day: one quarantini on the rocks. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4353 Oh gosh! Wasted my right swipe. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4354 Sorry, I don’t date rock stars. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4355 Can I get a ride up? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4356 Round. It rolls. Have you considered inventing a wheel? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4357 Is she expecting you 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4358 Do you know the Wi-Fi password? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4359 Dig Rock ‘n’ Roll 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4360 Race you to the bottom 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4361 Oo. Are those spicy peanuts? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4362 So...do you like futile pursuits? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4363 You rolling the corona? Oh yeah, my Corona. Aye, aye , aye, my corana!! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4364 If this is your TikTok, Atlas already has 58.4 million followers. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4365 In our day, self-aggrandizement gets you elected President. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4366 Woman says “Welcome to America, please proceed!” 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4367 'I can’t imagine mastering the skills involved here without a clearer understanding of who will be impressed' 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4368 Trust me, I'm happy. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4369 I meant the beer.... 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4370 Trust me! The martini is way heavier 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4371 I am the halfway point. Wait to you see what is waiting for you at the top! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4372 Your late, Sisyphus! A guy named Atlas just came by carrying one of those a few minutes ago. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4373 Oh, come on! A roll down the hill or a roll in the hey, what is the difference? We will both still be here tomorrow! Might as well have some fun. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4374 Sisyphus, she just pinged. Our table's ready. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4375 Now that’s what I call on the rocks 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4376 You want that Scotch neat, or on the rocks. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4377 You serving up a highball? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4378 When you said in your profile that you were a big baller, this wasn’t what I expected. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4379 Call me if it doesn't work out between you two. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4380 No, I said “two rocks”. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4381 Grandpa was a rolling stone and so was I @tunrayo_ariyike @josephapatamd @t3mitayo 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4382 I’m sorry. When your online profile said “Hard Labourer”, I guess I was expecting Something different. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4383 I did not Order that! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4384 Whenever I see you, it feels like I’m in the ‘Groundhog Day’ movie. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4385 Hey, New Yorker reader, I see you've clicked on the Borowitz report yet again. Day after day, I, the headline, explain the joke to you, to free you from your mirthless task, and yet you continue laboring to understand the joke's immense gravity. Fly! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4386 If it rolls back down again, try not to make such a fuss, sissy. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4387 'You're late, what's your excuse this time?" 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4388 The 'earth is flat' guests are up there. I warned them you'd have a surprise. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4389 Ask yourself 'which would I rather roll?' 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4390 Your task might be Sisyphean, but this wine is tantalizing. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4391 I bet you take your whiskey neat. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4392 No,Honey.You're allowed to have whatever hobbie you want. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4393 Hi Sisyphus, I'm Nicki. So what do you do for work? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4394 Before you get rolled for the umpteenth time, how about one for the road? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4395 You’re only a myth, but I’ll toast you anyway. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4396 I had the same punishment and finally decided to drop the rock for some wine and snacks. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4397 You look like you could use a roll aide. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4398 Take a load off and have a drink with me. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4399 It is impressive when you get it up, Sissy', but it's a shame you can't keep it up 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4400 Tryouts for the Atlas cartoon were a few months ago. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4401 I'm looking for a long-term, casual relationship with someone clever who can commit. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4402 No, i wanted a much smaller stone. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4403 Do you have reservations? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4404 Hi sailor, new in town? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4405 No need to mansplain. I've had relationships like that. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4406 Hiya big boy! Why don't you stop rolling that big boulder and buy me a G&T on the rocks? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4407 Oh my God, I never knew that making the sun rise was so hands on! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4408 The rocks, not a rock. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4409 I prefer Rolling Rock to wine. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4410 A rolling stone gathers no moss. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4411 I'm sure glad I didn't order mine 'on the rocks.' 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4412 Sir, can I bum a cigarette? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4413 I see the landslide’s bringing you down too.” 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4414 I just love this Sisyphean restaurant! The ambiance is on point. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4415 When you're done, you can be the first guest on my show 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4416 I'm waiting for someone else right now, but I'm sure we'll see each other later! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4417 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4418 Sorry, just in town for the day. Looks like you'll be at it longer than that. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4419 Yes, the modern version is subtler. But if you think it's any less painful, wait until you see "Gerry" attempt to explain his job in the "insurance industry" while illustrating his "fun-loving personality". 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4420 Why don’t you just hire a dung beetle? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4421 Trust me - It's all down hill from here. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4422 I assume you like your drinks neat. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4423 Roll Here Often” 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4424 Your usual Manhattan when you're on your way down? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4425 Don't forget it's your turn to do the dishes tonight 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4426 Hello stranger. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4427 Didn't I see you during the last election cycle? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4428 *Squawk* It's a living! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4429 Uh. That's the wrong rock 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4430 The last guy I met dropped the ball . 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4431 Stress gets better with wine. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4432 Oh, don't be such a Sisyphus! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4433 All eternity!? I have people for that. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4434 I hear it's lonely at the top. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4435 Nice to have met you. On the way down I'll wave goodbye. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4436 You're a rock star. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4437 Would you mind keeping six feet away? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4438 Why don't you put that down somewhere and join me for a drink? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4439 For the millionth time, Bob, it’s never gonna happen. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4440 Thanks, but I said on the rocksss. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4441 All you had to do Donald was to tell the truth. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4442 Why do we always have to meet here? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4443 C'mon and stop that schlepping and let's have a drink or two. By now, you know darn well it's going to roll back down whether you do or not! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4444 I must imagine you’re happy to see me 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4445 The real reason Sisyphus never got the rock to the top "Hi, big guy, I'm Hope". Why don't you take a load off?" 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4446 Do you mind keeping your distance? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4447 Not quite the engagement ring I had in mind. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4448 You don't look like a Sissy. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4449 Syphilis ??? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4450 I appreciate a man that goes the extra mile. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4451 Didn’t I See You Yesterday? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4452 Another Pinot Grigio, when you have a sec. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4453 Sisyphus, party of one? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4454 May I play through? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4455 Keep on rollin', Boomer. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4456 What? The elevator's broken again? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4457 Are those Jimmy Choos? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4458 You think you’ve got it bad—I’ve been waiting just as long for man who is dependable. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4459 When you are done with that, you can buy me a drink. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4460 Way to go, Syphilis. I knew you could get it up. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4461 When are you going to understand that all I want is some ice? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4462 Come join me when you're done with that. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4463 Don’t forget happy hour. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4464 I ordered on the rocks, not on a boulder! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4465 Bottoms up! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4466 How's your day been? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4467 Third time's the charm! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4468 Did you say straight up or on the rocks? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4469 Helloooo, sailor! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4470 Sisyphus? What a lovely name. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4471 Let's have a drink when you aren't so busy! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4472 What goes up, must come down. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4473 It's easier to be a Greek tragedy than to get back into the dating game. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4474 Just let it go from here. The roof-top bar is closed. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4475 You're Sissie? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4476 I like your level of commitment, let me buy you a drink. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4477 Okay, enough. I’ll have a drink with you. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4478 Do you ever have trouble finishing something you started? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4479 I’ll just say you made it the first time. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4480 I'm really into rock and roll, you know? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4481 But it's Happy Hour, Sisyphus. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4482 Could I have another spear of olives? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4483 I pushed past the glass ceiling two martinis ago! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4484 Let's start over. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4485 This is the umpteenth time you walk by ... why don't you just buy me that drink. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4486 You’re not kidding! Every day _does_ feel like Groundhog Day now. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4487 Bowling to win, are you? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4488 Think of all the overtime 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4489 Your mistake was ordering your drink 'on the rocks'. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4490 Looks like you're more than ready to rock and roll! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4491 Thanks for helping with my baggage hon. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4492 Join me for a drink after eternity? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4493 We have a new drink called "Futility." Would you like to try one? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4494 Isn't it time to let go of the divorce? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4495 You again? I'm only on my second martini. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4496 It's about time you arrived. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4497 When you knock off for the day I'll have a drink waiting for you. I promise it won't be 'on the rocks'. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4498 George...45 different boulders...does it get harder with time? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4499 I changed my mind, I'll have my drink straight up. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4500 I'll be seeing you, in all the old familiar places, again, and again, and again, and.... 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4501 Are you still trying to do that alone? May I help you? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4502 You knw, a bunch of other folks have been here and tried this before. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4503 I’ll take the lower unemployment check over that level of risk any day 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4504 Why make it some deep moral and ethical choice? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4505 Hey sailor, join me for a drink on your way back 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4506 It does feel like an eternity! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4507 I asked for my martini neat, not on the rocks 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
4508 Did you want that on the rocks? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4509 No, No, No. For the last umpteenth time-STRAIGHT UP" 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
4510 The gym's closed,so I found a new way to build biceps. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4511 Hey, Syssi, can I buy ya one on the rocks? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4512 Do you come here every day? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4513 Hmmm. You seem to be collecting some moss after all. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4514 ...ANYTHING you want—soon as you’re done working. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4515 Lady, there's no day of rest in this hell. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4516 When you’ve finished, grab a seat. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4517 Zeus said it would be alright if you stopped by for a drink on the way down. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4518 I love sipping Pinot Noir waiting for the big bad boulder to thunder down the mountain. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4519 The service tonight has been absurd. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4520 Wanna start over? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4521 Would you some whisky with that rock, big fella"" 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4522 Don't stub your toe ! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4523 That old line again? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4524 I don't believe in existentialism. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4525 Is that how you gonna rock my world? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4526 which way to the ballroom? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4527 It was a rocky relationship 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4528 Keep trying. You’ll figure it out one day. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4529 When you get off work you know where I'll be. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4530 Wow... Finally a man after my own heart: Rock'n Roll and everything. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4531 You could either roll the rock or you can roll with science and sip the wine! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4532 Look Sisyphus, I’ll bust your ball so take it somewhere else. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4533 Isn’t the outdoor seating so nice? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4534 This isn’t what I had in mind for my Eat, Pray, Love journey 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4535 Well this is just plain weird 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4536 Actually, I do come here often." 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4537 I know, I can't buy you a drink. Same as every other night. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4538 Enjoying some rock and roll there, I see. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4539 What will you do when you reach the top Sisyphus? Come down, I guess. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4540 That’s right sir, BYO means you are fully responsible and liable for any loss or damages 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4541 You'll have to wait here. He's in a meeting. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4542 Got anymore ‘splaining to do? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4543 Wow! How many carats? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4544 Thanks for everything syz 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4545 I get that same feeling after each drink 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4546 I always imagined you happy... I guess I was wrong 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4547 It’s a long way to the top if you have a rock to roll 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4548 Oh, so you wanted to show me your rock collection NOW?! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4549 Come on ! Push harder!" 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4550 I love it so much here. It’s so quaint. I would quit my job to move here 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4551 Just another never ending work day, am I right Patty? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4552 The view is lovely, but this bar scene is dead. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4553 Are you an influencer? This would make great content 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4554 Dating is so pointless. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4555 Good luck with the next fall you existentialist. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4556 You think you have it bad... 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4557 Middle age crisis 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4558 And I thought dating in the city was hard.. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4559 I ordered a scotch on the rocks, where’s your kilt? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4560 Yes Susan, my annual leave is over now” 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4561 Every little peanut in your bowl once started out like this. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4562 I absolutely adhere to gender norms 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4563 Oh hey Betsy. Don’t worry, teachers don’t need any aid, we’ve got this. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4564 Every time I have a drink, the men get boulder 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4565 I imagine you’re happy with this arrangement? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4566 Hey, is it Cam-uh-s or Cam-oo? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4567 Well this is more like it, glad we finally moved on to the matriarchy 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4568 You should try a little self-care every once and a while. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4569 I think I've seen this show before and I didn't like the ending. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4570 Its a great view up there, come have a drink when you're done. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4571 If you are looking to pick up a dedicated man, that would be me 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4572 Sorry about the elevator... repair company won’t be able to come in until next week. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4573 Didn't you order that drink 'on the rocks'? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4574 I'll get the next round. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4575 I've been waiting for you to get things rolling. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4576 I'm positive I've met you before. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4577 Got time for a selfie? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4578 Thanks. I ordered mine straight up. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4579 Oh, come on Sisyphus~take just one little break. What could it hurt? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4580 You wanted birth control, I got you the pill. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4581 Are you dreaming? You're an old man holding a 10 ton boulder and I'm a beautiful woman sitting alone. What do you think? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4582 Will you call me? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4583 You'll get to the top before you get me. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4584 Waiter, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted my drink "On the rocks" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4585 You have a lot of potential, but I just can't wait for your kinetic energy. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4586 I know it’s counterintuitive but it’s vodka you must bring to the mountain. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4587 You're new here, aren't you? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4588 Sorry, I'm not looking for a project. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4589 I don't care about your looks or the clothes you wear. I love that you're a hard worker with a steady job. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4590 Join me for a drink on your way back down. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4591 Hoya Saxum! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4592 WHAT? NO MASK! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4593 You look different on your profile. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4594 Next time order it neat. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4595 Hi, I'm Eve. Did you see Adam on your way up? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4596 Well aren't you persistent. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4597 Do you want that straight up or on the rocks? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4598 Sisyphus, do you have a match? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4599 Need a hand? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4600 You think that's an uphill battle? Try making it in show biz. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4601 Oh, this? It's today's drink special - "The Existentialist". I thought serving it on the rocks was a nice touch. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4602 You think you've got it tough? Try being an essential worker these days 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4603 You push them up. I knock them down. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4604 Nice to meet you! You looked a few thousand years younger in your profile picture. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4605 At least you have a daily routine! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4606 Ever try Pilates? A lot easier on the deltoids. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4607 There are easier ways to get a high ball you know. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4608 Oh, that's a relief. I thought you said you had Sisyphus! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4609 And can I get a dessert menu? Thaaaanks. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4610 Ice, not rocks 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4611 You rock! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4612 When you said you'd meet me at the bar with a rock,I imagined something different... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4613 Meet up on the way back down again Sisyphus? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4614 Sit down, take a load off. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4615 Still keeping your nose to the grindstone? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4616 Do you have the roll? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4617 Wait, what time did you say you're off? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4618 I'm not good with pickup lines but maybe this can help us get the ball rolling. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4619 I've been looking for a high roller. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4620 Nice to meet you, Sisyphus, come here often? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4621 Good news. I hear your replacement is on the way. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4622 Catcha next time, big boy? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4623 You look familiar. Do you come around here often? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4624 Please leave your baggage at the door. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4625 Didn't you see the sign? No mask, no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4626 You can call Uber if you need it delivered to the top. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4627 You asked me what size diamond I wanted, and told you a two karat rock! That’s ridiculous!” 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4628 When I said I like The Rolling Stone, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4629 Looks like you’ve been doing that workout for years. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4630 On your way back down, bring a pair of masks. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4631 If you wanted a highball , you could have just asked 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4632 I like a man who does chores. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4633 I need another. When do you think you'll be finished? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4634 Did that really start as a ping pong ball? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4635 I’ll help as soon as my break is over. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4636 One of these days, I just know you're gonna stop and have a drink with me! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4637 Hello again sir. You’ll need a mask and a negative test result to gain access to The Summit “ 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4638 Rolling through again? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4639 Why don't you come over here and make a futile effort in a meaningless world? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4640 You were always such a failure. As soon as you get there it will roll back down just like all the others.... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4641 I’m sorry to tell you, but up there they only take cash. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4642 Feeling better now that you've passed the stone, big fella? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4643 Oooooh,nice rock,big guy. What say we do some rolling of our own after you finish this lap? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4644 Hey, Big Boy, whatchya doin' later? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4645 You want yours on the rocks, I guess. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4646 I was looking for something more meaningful than an office job. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4647 Martini on the rocks, Sisyphus? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4648 Last call was 15 minutes ago. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4649 Haven't I seen you here before, handsome? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4650 When you're ready for "easy", come see me 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4651 I guess my purgatorial struggle is having to watch you do this so poorly as a former Rock Pushing champion in the CrossFit Games. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4652 My Friend Sayed He Wanted To Play Rock Paper Scissors 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4653 All work and no play? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4654 Is this olive too big for your martini? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4655 Well, hello there. What’s up? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4656 Great, thanks. Now just the dishes and the trash, and then I’ll let you buy me that drink. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4657 Karma's a bitch. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4658 I like strong men. When do you get off? 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
4659 I like the way you roll, baby! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4660 Hello there! Are you new in town or just passing through? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4661 Wanna role one together? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4662 Sisyphus...you rock! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4663 Getting a reservation takes an eternity 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4664 Life’s been one big ball of wax, huh? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4665 Say, weren't you just here yesterday? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4666 You look like a man who knows how to have a good time. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4667 Sharon!?”, “Stone!? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4668 Why don't you put down your big rock and join me for a drink? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4669 I said, "balls." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4670 Are you trying to impress me or are you just rolling by? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4671 I love rocks too, as long as they're in a glass. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4672 You wanted more ice? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4673 Here’s to setting a higher bar. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4674 Buy a girl a Sisyphizzy? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4675 No, I ordered a margarita on the rocks — I heard someone ordered a Rolling Rock at the top of the mountain. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4676 At least your comeuppance keeps you fit. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4677 You know, this leaving no stone unturned to find the answers is getting old! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4678 when you're done with that, table 8 also ordered cheese. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4679 If you want lasting change, you must to elect more women leaders. Surprised the guru up on this mountain looks like me? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4680 All I get for this is an oblique reference in twentieth-century Existentialist philosophy. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4681 Uh, I asked for crushed ice. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4682 Your next challenge: Guess the three temptations? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4683 Take a break, big boy, and let me tell you how to really have fun. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4684 Hey, cool drink on the rock? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4685 Come on over, sit awhile relax. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4686 Come by often? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4687 When you're done with that, handsome, how about buying me a drink? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4688 You looked less pushy in your profile picture. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4689 Come by this way often, handsome? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4690 'Til now, I've never quite appreciated the early days of rock and roll." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4691 Retribution I do say. "Is the world still flat?" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4692 Sisyphus, what are you building up there with all those rocks? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4693 Hurry back or you'll miss Happy Hour. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4694 Can I get this to go? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4695 How's your day going so far? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4696 The photographer's coming soon. Just hold that pose, you look great! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4697 Make sure to tell them to hold the rocks. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4698 I admire your dedication, but have you ever considered taking up a less challenging hobby? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4699 When you get that done, could you roll me over and do it again? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4700 So this is what they mean by wrong place, wrong time. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4701 I thought you were just "passing through." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4702 Did you really just use that "what's a gneiss girl like you..." line? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4703 Happy Hour starts at 5:00 every day. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4704 So, do you have any kids? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4705 Can I join you for a drink, sweet Tyro?" "You’re so funny, Uncle Sisyphus! Every time I say yes, you just get bowled over before you take the first sip. Men! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4706 Hi I'm Sisyphus let me push this up the hill and I'll be right with you. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4707 Stop being a sisy and help me phus 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4708 Excuse me, would you like to join me for a Sisyphusticated cocktail? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4709 The life that we are enjoying today is the result of what our ancestors suffered 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4710 Is that a giant boulder or are you just happy to see me 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4711 I wouldn't date you if you weren't the last man on earth. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4712 ‘Why are you doing that?’ 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4713 A Mansplainer’s work is never done. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4714 This is my first night out...what year are we in? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4715 Being single in this town is tougher” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4716 Can I leave this here for a second? I need to use the loo. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4717 I’m sorry sir, you’re going to have to gate check that. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4718 No date night for you, Babe. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4719 Look, I don’t have time for games. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4720 I know the whole city needs rebuilt... but can’t they stay on their side of town so I can enjoy my dinner? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4721 I meant ON the rocks 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4722 Next rounds on me 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4723 Prehistoric Times is interesting, but Medieval Times had better food 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4724 Greek wines truly do transport you to another world 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4725 On the rocks” just means with ice 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4726 I have a message for you. Hmm, now what was it? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4727 No coat check? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4728 So how long you been doing this for? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4729 no shirt, no shoes was bould enough... 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4730 I think they sent us the wrong package.. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4731 ...and obviously Tommy isn't really there for her. So then I say, "give me two gold coins and hold my purse. I'll show you what commitment looks like." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4732 Don't you worry, dear; after a certain age we're all carrying one of those 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4733 A little higher, honey. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4734 Heave:Ho’ 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4735 Hello would you like to share an existentialist apéro ? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4736 If it’s not too much trouble, can I get a charcuterie platter? Thanks! You’re a doll. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4737 Come back for more? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4738 Sisyphus, it seems like we are stuck here forever. So why don’t you take a seat and let us watch it roll all the way down with a glass of wine? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4739 Whiskey on the rocks? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4740 I guess we need to relearn a few things 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4741 I'm totally helping your cause, didn't you see my Instagram post? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4742 don't look so surprised. You wanted to see my cardio routine - here it is. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4743 Did you know 98% of boulder rollers are MEN? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4744 This belongs to 2020 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4745 You're supposed to use your nose. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4746 Join me, big boy? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4747 Your profile didn't mention that you were a king! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4748 Mine is on the rocks. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4749 Let's meet up when you get off work. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4750 It's really not worth it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4751 Say fella, come here often?” “Every day... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4752 The Gods decided that modern dating would cause you more suffering. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4753 Wow, you didn't lie in your Tinder profile! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4754 Hold it there old man--and I will help you as soon as I finish my wine!! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4755 Hang in there. It's less than eighty days away. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4756 Anything you want, except pushing that stupid rock, for $50. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4757 Don't worry, I'll still be here when you're chasing that thing down the mountain. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4758 I ordered it straight up, not on the rocks 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4759 Honey, I told you it’d be bad if I caught you with her again 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4760 I'm minding my own business, that's what I'm doing 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4761 The yelp reviews did say it was the most eclectic wine bar in Boulder... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4762 Hmm...you look a little older than you do in your Tinder profile 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4763 Let me guess. Zeus sent you? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4764 So hey, if you’re not doing anything later... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4765 Have faith, and let it go. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4766 Dating is such an uphill battle. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4767 Come join me at the bar when you’re done. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4768 I come here each day to unwind before I start it all again tomorrow 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4769 Meanwhile, somewhere in the Himalayas, Samantha was scouting out her first International Hipster bar, when a potential prospect came her way. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4770 Try dating over 40 … 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4771 Mary had mentioned some baggage but... wow 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4772 „Why the happy face, lonely man?“ 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4773 Keep this pace up and you’re a shoo-in for employee of the month. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4774 No returns, no exchanges. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4775 I’ll be right back, order me a dry martini. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4776 No your balls are still not big enough. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4777 Maybe next time, honey 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4778 So, are you happy? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4779 You know casual friday isn't until tomorrow Steve 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4780 Well HELLO big boy! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4781 Babe, no need to try so hard. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4782 Between the two of us, I think I chose the better excursion from our cruise. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4783 Nice talking to you. See you tomorrow! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4784 Check please 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4785 Everything is down hill from here. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4786 I'll trade you. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4787 What are you doing sir?" "I thought I would quit when I was 33, but ROLLING STONES FOREVER! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4788 That line is never going to work on me. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4789 I'd give you a hand, but I'm just not dressed for it. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4790 Hey Sisyphus, be a dear and bring me another martini on your way back down. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4791 I like a man who's into routines. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4792 Me too, but the antibiotics cleared it right up. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4793 Hey, Sisyphus! Zeus says hello. Ha, ha, ha! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4794 I like a man with meaningful work! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4795 How can you promise eternal love when you’re here for eternity? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4796 So you’re not really a myth 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4797 You should stop and smell the roses 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4798 Hi! Do you come here often? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4799 Well, it's about time. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4800 Stop complaining. Only a sissy would fuss 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4801 There’s work and then there’s work. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4802 If you want my attention, try buying me a drink. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4803 Come on, Sisyphus. It's Happy Hour here in Hades! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4804 But Rock 'N' Roll is so passé 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4805 Next time, ask for it neat. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4806 Oh, let it roll back down and have a drink with me, Sis. It’s happy hour. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4807 Come here often sailor? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4808 It's obvious you're an essential worker who can't work from home. So why not join me for a drink? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4809 Didn't you say you wanted it on the rocks? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4810 I just love the decor at Camus’ restaurant. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4811 No double dribbling. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4812 I know something that’s easier. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4813 You need a better hobby! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4814 Thanks. I'd just convinced myself that the rest of the day was going to be worthwhile. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4815 On which dating app did we meet again? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4816 I know it feels like you're halfway up, but trust me—this is rock bottom. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4817 That's how you roll? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4818 Well, that's one way to get it up... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4819 ...and I thought I had set the bar high. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4820 Now ... just up a foot. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4821 then the size of the result is proportional to the effort, cheers. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4822 Can you run back down and fetch me an olive? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4823 No, I said "straight up!" 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4824 Mondays, huh? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4825 Welcome to the club, mister! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4826 If you ever get tired of that, why not stop by for a drink? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4827 My agent told me it’s supposed to be a metaphor. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4828 Everyday is blursday...same guy same boulder... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4829 you know what? I think I really like the square one better. Can we see that one again? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4830 But will it be worth it when you finally get to the top? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4831 Just roll with it. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4832 When you say you'll be the one to get all the way to the top, I believe you... but I mean it when I say, 'don't drop the ball.' 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4833 Why don't you stop by for a martini on the way down? 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
4834 I feel like I see you around here a lot 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4835 Now that's a melon ball. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4836 You think it's going to be different tomorrow, babe? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4837 Hey sailor, you got a light? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4838 Are you the one who ordered Scotch on the rocks? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4839 You want my advice? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4840 Order me a highball. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4841 I'll pay you to clean my chandelier instead 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4842 Sisyphus?” “I don’t know. When he comes back I’ll ask him.“ 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4843 I'll join you for a drink as soon as I've finished doing this. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4844 If you hurry back, I’ll save the seat beside me for you! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4845 No thanks, I just want it straight-up. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4846 I prefer vodka as a pick me up! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4847 Didn't I see you here around the same time last week? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4848 Hey, haven't I seen you around here before--like, twice every day? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4849 I’m havin ’ a ball, how about you? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4850 On the rocks with a twist? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4851 I see someone ordered the Highball again. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4852 Welcome to “Top of the Rock”. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4853 I heard you were a high roller. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4854 Hey, all work and no play makes Sisyphus a dull boy. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4855 Seems I'm destined to drink alone. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4856 I'm working on my second. You? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4857 Hey, Sis. Rock on, dude! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4858 When you're done there , why don't we go back to my place? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4859 Time has snowballed on you. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4860 I have been waiting for you since 9:30, Mr. Camus. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4861 Hi there, Sissyfuss, Ever heard of pulverization? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4862 Should I wait at the bottom? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4863 Do you have a disappointment? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4864 Do you enjoy rock and roll? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4865 Do you have time to refresh my drink? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4866 I'd love to join you, but I'm on a roll. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4867 Mine’s the Myth of Syphilis! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4868 Hey, big fella, got a match? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4869 Don't forget to take out the trash. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4870 Appreciate your picking up the check. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4871 You took your time. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4872 I'll have another on your way down. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4873 I noticed you keep looking me up and down. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4874 They should name a beer after you 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4875 One must imagine you'd be happier over here. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4876 What's your hurry big boy? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4877 Dad, I know perfectly well that you worked hard for your whole life. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4878 I heard that everyone keeps coming back here for the rolls ... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4879 Ever been between a rock and a hard place? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4880 Hello again. Need some help? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4881 Wellllll that’s one way to relieve stress. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4882 Has anyone ever told you that your name sounds a lot like an STD? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4883 Again and again and a ....." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4884 Care to join me for a drink before you start in on heaven? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4885 Well this is just absurd. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4886 ``Come on, Sis, you said you'd join me the last time.'' 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4887 You know your real name is Mom, right? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4888 If you really work out every single day, I think the Equinox membership would be worth it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4889 Dear Sisyphus, you should look for a better excuse to meet me every day 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4890 I could try to think of something clever to say... nope - just keep pushing. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4891 Oh my, bartender and world champion snow ball fighter! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4892 C’mon don’t be a Sissy! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4893 This feels like groundhog’s day. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4894 Yeah wine is as sisyphean, except that I enjoy it. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4895 When Carrie met Sisyph 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4896 Try being single after 50 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4897 You’re recovering from COVID-19 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4898 Too soon? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4899 Contest # 720. Come here often? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4900 Have a seat, you look like a guy who needs to get his rocks off 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4901 You are 40,000 years late... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4902 Ya know, you could have just ordered a rock on Amazon? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4903 Darling, remember to mow the lawn when you're done. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4904 Things may get off to a rocky start, but I'm willing to wait here with my wine. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4905 I thought you said you would rock MY world 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4906 My therapist says self care looks different for different people. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4907 I know you're rock hard and desperate but no mask, no nookie. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4908 You know I’m all about the big-ballers... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4909 I’m so sorry, I forgot your name already. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4910 Do you come here often, Sisyphus? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4911 So you are the guy they assigned to solve the global warming. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4912 Mind joining me when you’re done? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4913 Did you forget your dinner jacket again? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4914 You can take that up to the glass ceiling. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4915 One more zoom call honey and I’ll be right there 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4916 How’s your work-life balance? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4917 Do you symbolize man's eternal struggle here often? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4918 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4919 No, mile marker eternity is a ways off. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4920 Sit down, take a weight off 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4921 Do you push that by here often? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4922 Boulder fondling on a first date - ballsy. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4923 i cant risk it, i come by here too often 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4924 which way to jesus’ tomb? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4925 I asked an on the rocks as well. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4926 Could I have some bread when you get a chance? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4927 You are definitely not the guy I was expecting 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4928 To each his own 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4929 We have no available tables but you can sit on your rock. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4930 Honey, can you hurry up and finish. I’m still waiting for our date night you promised. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4931 I've changed my mind. I'll have the salmon mousse instead. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4932 Could you bring up a good Chardonnay next time? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4933 Does this change anything for you S? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4934 Would it hurt to take a break? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4935 Do you ALWAYS have a highball? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4936 You must be exhausted because you've been rolling through my thoughts all day. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4937 Want to stop a minute for a drink? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4938 Can't you at least wear steel-toed sandals? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4939 When does the new guy start, November? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4940 Table for two please. He’ll have a Martini on the Rocks. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4941 hey Sisyphus what time is it? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4942 Rock and roll ain't what it used to be 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4943 I imagine you and the rock happier than us. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4944 Sorry mr. but we ordered this for tomorrow. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4945 I’ll take your order as soon as I’m done. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4946 Can you also work from home? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4947 She: "can I get a Scotch on the rocks, please." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4948 That’s not the kind of rock I was looking for when I joined this dating app. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4949 On the rocks, you demanded. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4950 One must imagine Sisyphus desperate 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4951 Going down? There are several ahead of you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4952 Free and easy down the road I go. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4953 Will you be taking back last year’s stone? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4954 Care to drop in for a drink? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4955 Ith there a Mythuth? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4956 If you can wait, we’ll have a table available shortly. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4957 I'm looking for the spontaneous type. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4958 I’ve seen you around here being pushy before. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4959 I hope your mistress was worth it. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4960 The Temptation of Sisyphus! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4961 Me? Condemned for eternity to watch TikToc. Evidently, you should never name your “annoying” tutu-wearing poodle stunt-dog “Zeus” 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4962 I get you’re super busy, but lemme tell you ONE last thing my mother in-law said to me the other day 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4963 If you think 'All Work & No Play' is sexy - think again! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4964 Order me a Chablis, darlin’ 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4965 Up? Down? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4966 Hey there handsome, what are you doing for the rest of your life? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4967 Take a load off on your way back. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4968 Do I wanna rock?” That’s the worse pick up line I’ve ever heard. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4969 I'm your son's unachievable goal. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4970 Late again, what's your excuse this time? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4971 This would look great on Instagram 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4972 No, I don't feel the need to tell everyone I work for Rolling Stone. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4973 YOU WILL REALLY HAVE A BALL WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOP 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4974 Every date it's the same old thing. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4975 Hey, enough with the metaphors. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4976 It's Happy Hour. Take a load off. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4977 Great...all that, and now you want it neat. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4978 Sisyphus you say? Sorry, not on this list. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4979 You're single too? I know how you feel, it's been an eternity since I last dated someone. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4980 Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away Will Smith 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4981 I knew it! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4982 Haven't I seen you around here before? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4983 Oh my! just a couple of ice cubes would have done the trick! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4984 Not exactly the balling I was looking for. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4985 Listen, Sis, would you mind grabbing that cheese tray on your next round? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4986 Can I get you something on the rocks? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4987 Yes, Sisyphus... again. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4988 Whatcha doin’? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4989 Hey, handsome! —Shall I wait 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4990 Have a seat and take a load off. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4991 You’re the guy that gave me syphilisyphus. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4992 Hey! Why don't you put that thing down and join me. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4993 When you're are done with that I would like more pretzels. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4994 You've been here before, haven't you? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4995 Thanks for looking, but now I'm sort of partial to 'neat.' 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4996 Is my castle finished yet? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4997 Let it go. Have a drink with me. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4998 still think you want to be a woman? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4999 Get your ears checked! I didn't call you a Sissy! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5000 Hell is seeing other people. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5001 Boo hoo. The corporate ladder was no picnic either. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5002 Everyone has a different way of making it to the top. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5003 No, they still don't have any bitters... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5004 Finally! I’ve been waiting here an eternity. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5005 So it’s not just a myth, after all. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5006 I told you not to use the Lord's name in vain, but no, you had to keep swearing and now I have to drink alone. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5007 Chill Man, there is always another one awaiting you down below. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5008 I'll have a Sisyphus Martini Straight Up 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5009 Don’t sweat the small stuff and join me for a drink. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5010 Remember, it's not the height, it's the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5011 Hey sexy, just have a drink with me and you won’t care anymore 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5012 I do believe that you are a distraction sent by my fate. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5013 I'm sorry to say this isn't the right way. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5014 Tired of having it on your shoulder? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5015 I’m sorry sir, there is no early check in. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5016 The last guy to try that stunt was Sisyphus and, so far, you've only got the first four letters going for you. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5017 Do you come here often fella? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5018 Come up and see me sometime 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5019 You could just let go of the boulder and come buy me a drink. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5020 Good to see you observing casual Friday, Sisyphus. Why don't you join us for a drink after you've finished your work. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5021 It's always happy hour somewhere.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5022 Hey, the ladies' needs TP. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5023 Thank you for meeting me here. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5024 I'm sorry for the extra work, but I like my Scotch on the rocks. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5025 Ya know, I've been meaning to try that. I really need a new workout routine. I hear it takes forever, though! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5026 Could you be a dear, and grab me another drink? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5027 Have a drink and take a load off... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5028 This Gig Economy bites 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5029 You must be Sisyphus from Bumble, right? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5030 I said rocks, not boulder. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5031 It's about time you got here. I was about to leave. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5032 I’d love another glass of wine when you get a minute. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5033 Well I don't know about Sisyphus, but I can give you a pretty good dose of... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5034 On the way back, catch me if you can PLEASE...! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5035 I could use a napkin when you get a chance. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5036 You're supposed to impress me with a pick-up line not pick up a boulder! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5037 How long are we going to keep bumping into one another like this... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5038 Thanks, I wouldn’t mind a drink, but I’d better take it to go. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5039 Hell too, huh? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5040 I'm single in 2020. I feel you, dude. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5041 I told you to call the moving company... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5042 Could I please get another martini...on the rocks? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5043 Of all the gin joints... 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5044 Took the chain off the ball it's date night 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5045 Are the rolls hard? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5046 I thought you said you wanted to see my rock !! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5047 Same ol' , same ol'... and YOU? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5048 Join me for a cocktail when it starts to roll back down." 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5049 I don’t like your beard, but otherwise very good form. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5050 Care for a Scotch on the rocks, honey? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5051 Futile? Indeed. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5052 I’m sorry, but I prefer my margaritas straight up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5053 Do I really need to ask? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5054 Pointless is just a little further. Why not have a negroni instead? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5055 Just keep going. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5056 Tom: "I go bouldering a couple times a week!" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5057 Hey baby, catch me on the way down. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5058 What a coincidence! I had syphilis, too! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5059 That's not how I roll! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5060 Hey big fella, want to get your rocks off? " 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5061 Why don’t you take a load off big boy and buy me another drink? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5062 Thanks, but I'm still waiting for my boyfriend. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5063 Where the hell are you going with that? Joe Kernan, Warwick RI jkernan9@gmail.com 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5064 When you're done,can you do mine as well? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5065 So they didn't tell you it's made of Styrofoam? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5066 Who’s kidding who? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5067 You really should consider electrolysis 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5068 A simple “Hello” would do it. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5069 You know I’d say I’ve never met such a stubborn guy, but believe me, I have. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5070 Saying it again, Harry..... I'll think about it. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5071 you should try smiling more. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5072 You must be the rock and roll band playing tonight 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5073 You look saner and weaker on your profile. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5074 Hey handsome...I see you are into rock n' roll. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5075 Ooh! When do you get off your shift? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5076 Hi big boy. I see you’re into “Rock and Roll” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5077 How about you drop that and buy me a drink 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5078 Hi again, Sisyphus. Wow, you really do come here often. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5079 Why not park that and join me? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5080 What, you expected the restaurant business to be easy? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5081 I'm not wearing a mask either. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5082 Still haven’t got the hang of it, eh? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5083 Okay, then, I'll catch you on the rebound. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5084 You mean you'd rather push a rock uphill than talk to me? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5085 Come here often?" "No, actually. This is my first time. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5086 Sorry, Sisy, I still don't feel like coming. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5087 Albert Camus writes that on the way down you'll experience happiness! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5088 Only men are dumb enough to believe that myth! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5089 What? I schlep all the way up here for a date and you couldn't have saved me a chair? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5090 On your way back down ...I'll buy you a drink! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5091 Ya know . . . there's an easier way. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5092 I know I see you everyday but it never gets old. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5093 I’d like to buy you a drink once you’re finished with work” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5094 Hey, join me for a drink after work? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5095 Hey, at least my baggage is tangible. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5096 Excuse me, but I believe you wanted your drink on the rocks? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5097 à tout à l’heure ! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5098 How about that, Susie was right, you're still at it! Does it get easier with time? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5099 Your Tinder profile was accurate when it said you're "really into philosophy." 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5100 Any after-hours plans? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5101 Enough for today dear; tomorrow’s another day. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5102 Sorry Sisyphus but Rock and Roll IS Here to Stay.. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5103 I’ve been waiting here for an hour. Why didn’t you tell me you’d be working late at the office? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5104 I may not be cheap, but I’m easier than that boulder. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5105 Stop for a drink on your way down? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5106 We gotta stop meeting like this. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5107 My effort will come to nothing. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5108 Can’t you get a smaller rock? I can’t wait forever. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5109 Should I order something for when you come back? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5110 Pardon me, do you have a minute? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5111 Well, it’s because it’s here ...and you’re there! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5112 I know you're very busy but next time through can you please bring some more pretzels? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5113 You look great ....You work out? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5114 You looked younger on Tinder but your description of your ball was spot on. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5115 What the hell, Sis! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5116 I'll be back! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5117 Sisyphus! Fancy running into you here. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5118 Isn't life an uphill struggle! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5119 Looks like you are having a ball. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5120 As I was saying... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5121 But why don't you invent the wheel? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5122 Don't worry, I'll still be here when you come back down to start over. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5123 Hey, big boy, what time you get off work 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5124 Yes. I'm the final stage in your delusion about classic rock and roll. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5125 You’re going to need a mask 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5126 Ummm you’re one sissy I could make a fuss over. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5127 Back in my day, we had to roll boulders uphill, both ways! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5128 It's called Greco-tourism. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5129 No, you can’t have my number. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5130 Imagine the rock I could get you. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5131 Even if you were the last man on earth pushing a rock uphill, I still wouldn't go out with you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5132 Martini break! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5133 Enough already. Let it go and have a glass of wine. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5134 I hope you don't think anyone is going to remember you 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5135 Oh, it’s not you, it’s just that I thought it was a syphilis dating service. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5136 Would you like to meet for happy hour? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5137 Hey, fella, stop and smell the Rose'. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5138 If you're trying to impress that cute brunette sommelier, her shift ended an hour ago. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5139 Huh. A rock, that’s neat! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5140 Next time by, could you bring me some more peanuts? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5141 You’re the one who comes here often, Sisyphus. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5142 Again with this, pal? Just order a Rolling Rock already. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5143 Wow - you really are a rock star! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5144 Your psychiatrist is still in a zoom meeting. Please hold for another 15 minutes. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5145 Please sign in for your wellness check; and by the way, where is your mask? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5146 Their definition of “giant rock” differed greatly. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5147 You'd be prettier if you smiled 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5148 I told you we should have done valet parking. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5149 Oh I thought it was CC Fuss not Sisyphus 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5150 You always say it’s your last time trying! The whole endeavor just seems cursed 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5151 The life of Myron 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5152 It's you who said; rock my world! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5153 Silver fox, unattainable goals, loincloth... Wow I really am l ‘looking for my dad.’ 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5154 That all equal opportunities movement is just an excuse to spoil the nice cocktail mood 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5155 I think you’re taking the whole Paleo diet thing a little too far Dave 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5156 This takes ‘manscaping’ to a whole new level. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5157 Careful, when you’re returning! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5158 Wanna see something cool? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5159 Hi, welcome to life. Do you wish to continue? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5160 No please; don’t get up. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5161 I just LOVE a man who loves a challenge! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5162 On your way back down can you get me another Mudslide? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5163 Try wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5164 Do you work here? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5165 What are you? Some kind of Sisy? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5166 ❤️ Loving you is like . . . 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5167 When I started this Sipyphit Training Challenge the restaurant was a gym. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5168 Is that you Donald John?? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5169 Hi there is that a rock you're pushing or are you just glad to see me? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5170 need some help with that? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5171 Every Monday I tell myself "don't wait until Friday to get your 15,000,000 steps in", but here I am. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5172 This solution to the decades of gender wage gaps never really got up and rolling. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5173 Up or down, Miss? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5174 You're incredible, but I must move on. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5175 I find the dating scene so repetitive, don’t you? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5176 Oh my, is it election time again already? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5177 It’s how I roll 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5178 I guess I’m not the only one on business 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5179 So... what's your job? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5180 Don’t worry, 2020 is my year! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5181 Oh sorry, I didn't see you there? Beautiful day, isn't it? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5182 - Why don't you put your rubber band ball away and join me for a glass of Cab? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5183 I'm sure you have a good excuse for being late anyway, you always have... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5184 Always look the bright side of life! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5185 Oh come on, minimum wage isn’t that bad. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5186 Yeah, my eternal punishment is to have skeezy guys hit on me forever. Wanna trade? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5187 Between a rock and a hard place. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5188 Camus was right about you! Any tips to maintain this absurd work/life balance? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5189 So it only took me 75 years to find myself between a rock and a hard place.... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5190 I just got to finish this one task and then I’ll be with you 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5191 At least it's hump day. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5192 Let it roll Harry, its finally 2020! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5193 Come to happy hour for once, Sisyphus. The boulder and the hill will still be there tomorrow. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5194 ‘Have you registered your boulder with the Sisyphus council?’ ❤️ @newyorkercartoons 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5195 Don't be a knob m8 1.1500 0.06649 60 55 1 4
5196 Are you Tom from Bumble? It's nice to finally meet you in person! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5197 Why don't you just let go of it and come and have a drink? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5198 'happy' hour. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5199 Since the boulder will inevitably fall again, do you mind checking if they have a bottle of white the next time you go down? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5200 I’m ready for my check, when you have a minute. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5201 This is my favourite place, I always come back 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5202 It’s almost impossible to get a table here without a reservation, sir. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5203 Don't be a sissy, don't fuss, do what you destined to do. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5204 Me? Well, I’m into fitness, the outdoors, I’m pretty goal oriented, and I’ve got a real career path going. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5205 excuse me sir, 6 ft social distance or wear masks people do it every day, how hard could it be 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5206 I picked mountains over beaches on that dating app 🤩 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5207 So are you new to speed dating? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5208 Maybe next time. I'm on a roll. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5209 We have to stop running into each other like this. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5210 Sorry I want a block of parmesan, not mozzarellas 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5211 Want to get out of here? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5212 Still stuck in the stone age" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5213 Are you on the Paleo diet? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5214 I call it Rollcycle, it’s great exercise but you never seem to finish your set 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5215 This date is so meta. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5216 All work and no play Sisyphus? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5217 Hmm, but can you hold the weight of this conversation though? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5218 Hi dad, thanks for taking care of my credit card bills. Gotta live my fab life. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5219 I’m not sure why it hasn’t worked out for me in the past. I guess I haven’t met the right person yet. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5220 Come here often, Muscles? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5221 Slight misunderstanding. Your profile said you were into Rock and Roll, not...oh never mind! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5222 Don't worry, I'm here all week for the descension. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5223 I was actually hoping to meet Mick Jagger 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5224 SHE Do you do this often? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5225 Mine is up on top so I thought I'd take a break. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5226 Keep going idiot! 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5227 Papa was a rolling stone” bottoms up 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5228 When you're done with that want to go back to my place? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5229 Have a drink with me on the way down! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5230 Care for a Moscow Mule? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5231 No I don’t here often 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5232 The burden of dating. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5233 Whatever happens,it will give new meaning to togetherness. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5234 I meant ICE bartender 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5235 My doctor pronounces it syphilis. But for some reason I trust you more. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5236 Rock 'n' Roll! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5237 Come here oft- Oh! Sorry, didn’t recognize you! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5238 Honey, I hate to tell you this, but the Rolling Stones already HAVE a frontman! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5239 Happy hour just ended. You'll need to come back tomorrow. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5240 While you're at it Cheech, roll me one. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5241 Hi honey. Sisyphus came by about an hour ago for a glass of wine. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5242 Hey there bad boy. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5243 I wouldn’t have ordered a whiskey on the rocks if I knew you had to go to all this trouble 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5244 I've been waiting for ages, Frank 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5245 Ha, I knew you'll be back 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5246 - Cheers! To our essential workers. Excuse me, when you've finished there, I would like to move to a booth please. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5247 No! It wasn't love. Just a little crush. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5248 So, Sis, what’s rockin? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5249 How about you leave work early, and join me for drinks? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5250 There’s no rock on MY finger. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5251 On the rocks please 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5252 Check-out time is 11:30, sir. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5253 Come back in your free time and I promise you a FUN time. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5254 I'll finish my wine, then we can go. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5255 Dad, what are you doing? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5256 All work and no play makes Sy a dull boy. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5257 Tell me how's the weather at the top when you come back down 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5258 Just a smile will melt away my troubles 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5259 Are you an employee or an independent contractor? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5260 Stop by after work. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5261 The Good News. You are as timeless as Rock and Roll. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5262 Yeah, I’ll be here for another 45 minutes or so. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5263 If you’re going to the mountaintop, can you grab me another bottle while you’re up there? Thanks. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5264 Oh thanks sir but I already got a jumbo olive for my martini. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5265 Her: do you work here? Him: be right back... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5266 you think you have it bad? I haven't seen my waiter in hours! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5267 I ordered a martini on the rocks.. not a rock on my martini. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5268 Put another dime in the jukebox baby... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5269 No matter what, all man are the same! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5270 I keep telling him he looks better with the moss 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5271 Are you covering for Sisyphus again? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5272 If he got a little bolder, he'd ask the girl out. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5273 Be more careful when you get to the top. Last time you nearly knocked over the peanuts. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5274 Big deal. Try it while wearing heels. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5275 Mine? I fix men enough to leave me. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5276 I did put a nicely designed sign on my front lawn in support of your efforts. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5277 Right, that's the last one Moses. Why don't you dress up and join me for a drink? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5278 You’re Cis and you admit to it. Hard ball to roll. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5279 That reminds me, do you serve Rolling Rock here? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5280 Buy a girl a drink? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5281 Same. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5282 Three more and I won't tell your wife. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5283 Come join me when your shift ends. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5284 Almost there... I mean to the halfway point. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5285 I guess I didn’t cheat death a third time. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5286 I heard Rock'nRoll is a hard life! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5287 It's great to see seniors take an interest in core-strengthening. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5288 Do you know how absurd you look? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5289 Still think I'm playing hard to get? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5290 Got time for one on the rocks, big fella? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5291 Hey there, what time do you get off work? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5292 I think you misunderstood,"...loves to have a ball!" 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5293 The powers that be felt some happy hour chatter might freshen up the penance. So how long have you been pushing that rock? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5294 Can you bring me some fresh ice on your way back down? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5295 You were very explicit. You said you needed an over shoulder boulder holder. That’s my actual job title. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5296 Sorry sir, your carving just doesn't match the one we have on file. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5297 I'd say you're on a roll. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5298 Hey Sisyphus, when you are done with Zeus and this eternity boulder thing, join me for a cocktail! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5299 You scratch my back....I'll scratch yours 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5300 The answer is still NO! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5301 I'll be right with you. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5302 Can't beat the old time rock and roll... 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5303 I can relate, dating Is exactly the same! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5304 Before enlightenment, drink wine. After enlightenment, drink wine. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5305 Your pick-up attempts are becoming a bit repetitive. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5306 At least you don't verbally repeat yourself like everybody last night. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5307 We have a lot in common. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5308 Your next trip up, could you just bring an olive? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5309 Blame Zeus lady 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5310 What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5311 Why do you have to be so literal? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5312 The thing is, we wouldn't start from there 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5313 So, Sisyphus, do you come here often? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5314 Be careful at the top. The last guy who tried to plug the volcano got blown into orbit. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5315 That's not going to work for your absentee ballot 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5316 Is that a giant rock you are pushing up the hill only to have it roll all the way down again, or are you just happy to see me? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5317 Too bad you can't tale a break, Luther. I'm all ready for you. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5318 Her: I should've swiped left. Him: I should have wiped right. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5319 Is that a neurotic obsessive boulder your pushin' or are you just happy to see me? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5320 Can I buy you a drink...on the rocks? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5321 At least you get to do it in peace. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5322 Hey baby, wanna get syphilis from Sisyphus? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5323 I understand that if I join you, I will start enjoying this! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5324 Come back soon! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5325 See how you like it. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5326 On the rocks? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5327 So far the odds greatly favor the Boulder. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5328 Join me for a drink? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5329 Single? No I am with the rock. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5330 Isn't it a tad too windy, up here? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5331 I understand. This house wine is getting old too! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5332 Let me guess. Six foot diameter? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5333 You're just showing off. Get a truck tire. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5334 You're really sweet, Dear, but that's not what I meant by 'highball'. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5335 I'm guessing your name begins with "S" 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5336 Say, you look familiar. Haven't I seen you around here before? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5337 sorry, i know the boulder represents the futility of existence, based on the work of albert camus in his ground breaking 1942 publication, “the myth of sisyphus” but this isn't what i ordered. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5338 I said fate, not fake 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5339 Trust me...it's no fun at the top. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5340 Take a break and have a glass of wine with me. You already know the outcome 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5341 I always liked boulder men. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5342 Thanks, but I ordered mine neat. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5343 I, too, like my drinks ‘on the rocks. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5344 No shoes, no shirt, no cervix! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5345 Hello there. They call me Sippin’sis. What about you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5346 Dude, I think you're taking the cross-fit and paleo diet thing a bit too far. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5347 I'm not looking for a commitment - you? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5348 Are you Godot? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5349 The year is 2024, the first Woman has been elected to be President of the United States of America. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5350 I prefer cocktails on the rocks. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5351 Hey Sisyphus! It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Time to rock and roll! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5352 No, I said Gin Fizz, not Sisyphus. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5353 Sisyphus... is that Italian? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5354 Hold on I’m coming 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5355 Don't stop. You'll gather moss! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5356 I thought you said your boyfriend's name was Suess 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5357 I know there’s a pandemic and all, but you should really get a haircut. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5358 I told you not to order the Giant Meatball! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5359 Up and down all day long and you still won’t stop for a drink? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5360 You are half way up there! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5361 You're in luck. It's bottomless martinis tonight. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5362 'Hey sweet thing is that rock for me?" 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5363 Sisyphus, you're back again! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5364 Hang on, let me just get this boulder to stay permanently on top of this hill and then push Joe Biden to the left on policy and I’ll be right back to chat 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
5365 Are you playing hard to get? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5366 Can you order me an appetizer? I'll be right back! 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
5367 I’ve only been here an hour but you look familiar. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5368 It's nearly 8:15! Well, what's your excuse this time? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5369 I thought I said heaven AND earth. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5370 Hey there Sisyph. Wouldn't you rather be frustrated by me? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5371 But on the dating site you described yourself as a king, Sisyphus. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5372 Don't even consider stopping here. Their cocktails are so disappointing. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5373 Punishments have double standards too? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5374 Do it again. And yes, you really shouldn't have cheated on me when we were alive. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5375 Sisyphus called in sick. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5376 nice rock 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5377 Hey, big boy, care to buy a girl a drink? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5378 Maybe you've heard rock n roll but have you ever seen it? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5379 You know, Sisyphus, where that rock will end up tomorrow, right? But you're still sticking with, "dating is meaningless" 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
5380 #youtoo 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5381 You know you are not impressing anybody, right? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5382 How's that rock-pushing thing working out for you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5383 I'm here for a good time. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5384 I prefer modern jazz over old-time rock ‘n roll. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5385 Your approach is getting bolder. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5386 Looks like you need a drink 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5387 Next time please stop by so we'll fill out the employee satisfaction survey. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5388 Are you doing something tonight? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5389 Do you really think this rock and roll thing will catch on 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5390 Out for your daily walk? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5391 See you on the way down, big boy. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5392 Hey big boy, looks like you're ready to rock'n'roll. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5393 Seems like I’m always seeing you here... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5394 Cheer up, buddy. Like Kafka said, there's hope in the absurd..! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5395 Why all the fuss, Sis? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5396 Let’s have a drink the next time you drop by. Mayer Mintz Boynto Beach, FL mmintzmd@comcast.net 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5397 I like my drinks over the rocks. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5398 How long is it going to take you to realize that this caveman routine don’t impress me much? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5399 You look happy. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5400 Why don't you stop for a quick drink with me? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5401 Hey, Sys, what about another round? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5402 What are you doing after work, Big Boy? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5403 Hey, big boy, care to join me? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5404 Yo, Sisyphus! The usual on your way down? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5405 I ordered this on the rocks. . . You will be back with another, won't you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5406 Sorry we are going another direction With our remodel. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5407 Just remember - the opposite of rock bottom is rock top. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5408 Welcome to Happy Hour 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5409 time to let it go and have a drink 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5410 I usually like things on the rocks. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5411 You need to make another choice. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5412 Like you have a snowballs chance in Hell. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5413 There is no such thing as the student debt crisis! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5414 Hey there, handsome. Why not take a break, have a drink, and let's talk about the meaning of life. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5415 Sorry, Sisyphus, but I'm through catching it on its way back down." Sally Hoopl 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5416 Don’t expect me to be here waiting for you when it all goes south again. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5417 So, this makes you happy, eh? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5418 Haven’t seen around here before 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5419 Don't blaim me. You saw the sign...no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5420 See you on the way down. Bottoms up! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5421 At least you’re not speed dating. Are you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5422 Try finding a straight single guy willing to commit! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5423 Put the rock aside and join me for a drink - or is that more difficult for you? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5424 Sisyphus and sarsaparilla 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5425 It's 5pm somewhere Sisyphus 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5426 Sisyphus, keep on trying. You're bound to break your old record! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5427 Uphill battle choices. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5428 You must make a mean Highball 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5429 Take it from me, the Paleo diet is overrated. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5430 Hey, stop and take a load off. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5431 You know, Jack, you’re a dull boy! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5432 Althea realized that any hope of a life with Sisyphus was going to be an uphill battle. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5433 I only have time for a quick drink. How 'bout you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5434 Could you use some help? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5435 Remember, when you're finished, I'm a pushover! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5436 Will I see you again? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5437 Democratic sisyphus railing against Republican sycophants. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5438 When you have finish His "on the rocks" order ... can you get me some more peanuts? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5439 What's your name, honey? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5440 Come and have a drink when it rolls down again! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5441 I asked for an olive, not a boulder. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5442 Table for two, please. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5443 One must imagine Sisyphus happier. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5444 You can check that in the coatroom if you'd like, sir. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5445 I like a man who knows how to rock & roll 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5446 Would you like to use the restroom, sir? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5447 There's your mistake. Should have ordered it neat. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5448 Excuse me, sir. Could you point me to the ladies’ room? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5449 Apologies, we are currently only taking credit cards for payment. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5450 I'd settle for sushi. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5451 Hey Sys, do you want yours on the rocks? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5452 Sissy, long time... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5453 I just think dating in your 30s is hopeless 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5454 let this one go Joe...we can catch the next rock back. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5455 I'll be with you shortly, let me just finish it... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5456 Is that the olive I ordered? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5457 think you have it bad, I was kicked out by Bacchus 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5458 Your profile said you were paleo. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5459 You've got problems? This is a bottomless martini. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5460 Looks like a covid19 metaphor to me. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5461 My Tinder profile said I was looking for a guy with a big rock? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5462 Reynold, you’re quite tardy for our date. What on earth has kept you? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5463 Hell froze over. You can stop now, sweetheart. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5464 You look like you’re having a ball! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5465 I actually meant to sign up for the speed dating option, so this may not work for me. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5466 No shirt, no shoes, no entrance. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5467 Hey, just remember, be nice to people on your way up. You'll meet them on your way down ... again and again and again ... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5468 I guess your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5469 I did it on line. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5470 Now, that's what I'm talk'n about!! #YOUTOO 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5471 I don’t like masks either. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5472 Hey Sisyphus - No matter how many times you ask, I will NOT go out on a date with you 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5473 You looked younger and had less boulders on your profile. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5474 Sisyphus, don't you know what a rock'n'roll bar means? John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5475 So, I hear you're really into rock-n-roll. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5476 I wasn't expecting you to roll in here. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5477 Not the rock that I was expecting. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5478 Do you ever feel like you're in a rut? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5479 I ordered it “straight up with one rock” and THIS is what they send me? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5480 You could roll my clit like you roll that boulder. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5481 One rock at a time? You’re not good at multitasking. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5482 Hey handsome, when you gonna finish with that?? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5483 Hey park it & join me!! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5484 „Why don’t you just wait for the trickle-down effect?“ 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5485 It’s busywork, but this is no time to appear idle 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5486 Bartender, looks like re-opening has kept you busy. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5487 I certainly appreciate the effort. For our 2nd date, we'll try the work-mom-underpay reality. Cheers. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5488 It looked smaller from up there. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5489 Hey, do you wanna rock and roll? . 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5490 I came to hear some jazz but I guess rock and roll ain't so bad either 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5491 Instead of rollin' rock, let's rock n roll. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5492 Courting in 2020 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5493 Didn’t you hear? We’ve moved on to drinking through our troubles. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5494 It's called self-care. You should try it. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5495 Rolling rocks is so 1980s, Rip. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5496 I’m here to keep your spirits up. Bottom’s up! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5497 Can you grab me a water when you have a chance? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5498 Do you have protection? I heard Sisyphus was on the rise here 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5499 Hi Sir, do you roll your ball up this hill often? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5500 Rest assured your health and wellness is our TOP priority! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5501 they're doing the same thing 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5502 I'd help you but I got my own hi-ball 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5503 Oh look! A man with a job. I haven't seen that in months! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5504 I imagine you're happy with our menu? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5505 Keep ‘em coming. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5506 Maybe it’s the cheap wine talking, but have we met before? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5507 Don't forget to fill the form before you reach the hilltop. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5508 You men are all the same. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5509 Keep it moving, buddy. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5510 Sir, do you have an appointment? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5511 I could watch you work forever, baby. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5512 Sorry, I don't have any cash. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5513 if that’s your rock, can’t wait for your roll. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5514 You can't keep holding on to an old rock, Mr. God. Let it fall. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5515 Sisyphus! Didn't I just see you going up? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5516 If you hadn’t set up my trust fund with fraudulent money we both wouldn’t be here. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5517 For the last time, Waterford does not want 2020 on display. Please put the ball back in the vault. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5518 I don’t mean to make a big Sísyphos about it, but it’s been an eternity, and I’ve yet to see a menu. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5519 I know it’s been an hour, but it should only be another 10 to 15 minutes for a table sir 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5520 Sorry babe! I’ve already met my crush. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5521 All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5522 You think that’s bad, every time I empty this glass, it magically refills itself. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5523 here hold this😎 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5524 You're gonna rock my world 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5525 Don't worry, I've been raising awareness 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5526 That’s not what I meant when I said, I’d like it on the rocks,’ Sisyphus. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5527 I know what you mean, you are my fourth date this week. And I have to wear make up and heels! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5528 Want a sip of my cocktail? I call it Absurdist Punch. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5529 Order the meatballs 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5530 God the entertainment here is a bit dull. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5531 No, it's bring your own BOOZE, not boulder 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5532 Were you waiting long? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5533 Sisyphus are you still on that? We talked about it, that is not the way to deal with your issues . 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5534 Sisyphus, what time do you get off work? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5535 You’d look prettier if you’d smile... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5536 We were just chatting and it snowballed from there. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5537 same time as usual? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5538 I'll have one White Man's Burden please. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5539 Do you mind moving to another table? Can't you see I'm trying to roll a boulder uphill? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5540 If that thing comes anywhere near me on the way down you can add another to that list of lawsuits Donald 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5541 I’ve been waiting for a man who isn’t afraid of a little uphill battle. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5542 You’ll reach the top sooner if you dump the stone-aged baggage. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5543 They’re still making you 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5544 I’m sorry sir, but you’ll need to wait in the bar. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5545 This economy is crazy man. I got a big rock. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5546 Long time, no see 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5547 Its Wine O'clock, one must imagine Sisyphus happy 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5548 Not exactly what I meant by Old Fashioned, on the rocks... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5549 Hey Joe!....2024 already? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5550 Me? My whole life is Rock and Roll 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5551 Can you bring some more peanuts on your way back up? Thanks! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5552 I don’t think this will work. My love language is really more “quality time” than “endless acts of service”. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5553 I like a bar with regulars. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5554 I guess I’m just worried you won’t have any time left to commit to me 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5555 But you said if I ever propose it better be a big, no wait, a GIANT rock! You said that Monica! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5556 If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 7 0
5557 Sisyphus: "ugh, mood" 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5558 And in the lead is Sisyphus, making his 432nd round up the mountain. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5559 Put your little game away and come have a drink with me. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5560 Left a bit, no the other left! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5561 You ordered scotch on the rocks? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5562 The fool on the hill 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5563 When your dating profile said “Rock&Roll Enthusiast” this isn’t what I envisioned 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5564 Woa, not taking blind dates anymore, single people today do come with baggage! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5565 All day AND all night, huh? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5566 Sure, I'll go out with you. As soon as you get that rock to the top. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5567 You need to check that, you know 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5568 Let me see it again as a mural at the top and then let it roll gently to the bottom so I can decide. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5569 Buy me a drink? Scotch... on the rocks." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5570 The gym's closed 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5571 Wow, you are almost old enough to be an original member of The Rolling Stones! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5572 Your determination is impressive but I think it’s time to do a little grooming. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5573 I'm pushing this rock for eternity, so yeah, I guess you could say I come here often. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5574 I love classic rock and roll too! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5575 Looking good Sis, those workouts are really paying off! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5576 Excuse me, miss. What year is it? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5577 Geez. I think that is enough yarn to make masks for every politician for the rest of this year. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5578 Hey, you guys got any other entertainment in this joint" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5579 That's not really the kind of rock I meant.... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5580 I need to see your ID 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5581 Do you mind bringing me some more nuts on your way down? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5582 Drop by after work and buy me a High Ball. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5583 I might not be here on your way down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5584 Covid: 2020 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5585 Sisyphus. Let's have a drink and talk about third quarter results and fourth quarter projections 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5586 Thanks, but I just meant 'ice.' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5587 Bill, you shouldn't bring your work home. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5588 Sisyphus, You've lost weight! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5589 Manhattan on the rocks? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5590 ´you like it on the rocks, I presume’ 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5591 Hi handsome, is that a boulder or you're just happy to see me? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5592 Its 5:00 somwhere. Care to join me for a drink? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5593 An ice cube would have done. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5594 Like I said in my profile, I’m looking for a long-term relationship. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5595 hey ! are you my metaphorical date to remind me the pointlessness of it all ? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5596 You and me, we’re a lot alike. Working hard and not much to show for it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5597 Looks like things have improved, Atlas. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5598 It was better to have played dumb around Zeus. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5599 huh, i guess a punishing slog capped by a short sense of release that’s quickly overtaken by a dizzying slump into regret and abjectness *is* an apt metaphor for sex today. but if you buy me a drink and listen to me maybe i’ll blow you? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5600 Great news—we’ve reopened for outdoor dining! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5601 You're not going to pass me up, are you? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5602 I'd love to help but you seem to be on a roll. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5603 Thank you for asking; I’m having my Margarita straight-up! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5604 I've seen you before. Are you a regular? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5605 Got a minute in Eternity, Hon? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5606 I said I wanted it neat. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5607 That's how my dating life is going also 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5608 You come by here a lot, don't you? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5609 Please stop by whenever you're in the area; stay safe. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5610 I'd help you with that—if I cared. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5611 Hold it with one hand and I'll pass you a peanut. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5612 How’s the roll? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5613 I'd Help you with that, but this is my Glass Ceiling. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5614 Nice to see you again! Drop by any time! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5615 You can come over and roll my rock when you’re done with that one. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5616 I'm just here to rub salt in your wounds. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5617 In my rule book it’s still palming the ball. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5618 One must consider Sisyphus thirsty. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5619 Apparently, the martinis are worth all the trouble. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5620 No need to go north, the icebergs are coming our way ! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5621 Sisyphus? - I thought you were Bob Dylan. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5622 Straight up and on the rocks, eh? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5623 I'm still waiting for my order of nachos 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5624 Did you bring the olives? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5625 Are you done trying to impress me now? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5626 Take a load off, stranger 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5627 For heavens sake a couple of drinks will make it easier to push 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5628 Nice save... what’s the plan now gramps? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5629 I said, "on the rocks". Plural. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5630 'To old to rock'nroll, too young to die, eh?' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5631 You got better legs than this wine. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5632 Would you like fries with that? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5633 I'd like an espresso on your way down. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5634 Well hello Sisyphus, can I buy you a drink? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5635 You're just like my ex - consumed by your work 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5636 You should try it. Facing the absurd allows me to live life to its fullest. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5637 Can I catch on the way down? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5638 That's not what I meant when I said "Be bolder". 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5639 Hey handsome. I like the way you roll. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5640 In my world, men are the boulder. Know what I mean? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5641 You see the darnest things after the third martini! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5642 Ohhhh, stop wining! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5643 The tale of Sisyphus is prescriptive, but not literal. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5644 Stop and enjoy a highball here with me instead! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5645 So...how long have you been on this job? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5646 Hello. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5647 Whisky on the rocks coming right up! 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
5648 Ah, you made it to the class reunion. Still a stoner I see. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5649 Sisyphus. Table for two. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5650 Now that’s what I want to see- a man who commits. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5651 That was always the difference between you and I 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5652 Zeus, now you're just being cruel 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5653 Nice rock. Do you come here often? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5654 Nice try, where's your mask? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5655 Rock and Roll forever, Sisyphos. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5656 When your Tinder profile said you were Primal I thought you met the diet.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5657 Another day, huh? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5658 Oh, I’m sorry, I meant ’on the rocks’ 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5659 So does this "lifestyle" have a dietary component too? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5660 Come have a drink and take a load off your feet. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5661 Finally! There's the world I was promised! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5662 Say, when you finally get that rock up come back and let's have a party! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5663 I have been waiting for someone who likes rock and roll 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5664 That’s not what I meant by either “on the rocks” nor “straight up.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5665 Hey, big boy - come here often? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5666 Pay attention to The arrows. This is the down side. You’ll have to start over on the other side. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5667 Are you familiar with the Urban Dictionary? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5668 Consider me as option B 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5669 What? That's supposed to impress me? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5670 Gin and tonic if you're passing the bar. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5671 Are you the stone roller that just fathered a baby at seventy three? 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
5672 When they say "the best cheese ball" they ain't kidding. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5673 Shaken, not stirred, right? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5674 No... I wasn’t calling you a sisy. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
5675 Great work, Hugh! As long as you keep accepting caveman-era pay. Ha! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5676 You don't have time for even one little drink? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5677 Table for one? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5678 Sysyphus, maybe next time you order a drink "neat"? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5679 We thought you should have more reasons to be frustrated. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5680 Join me? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5681 Maybe you're just living a myth? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5682 Hey, I like that old time rock and roll... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5683 I'm a sure thing. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5684 Who's laughing now? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5685 We tried to flatten the curve, but it was too much of an uphill battle. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5686 "Yeah, right. I'm wasting my days away sitting here drinking nectar." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5687 You'll find it's really empowering ,at least I did! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5688 The dating scene is exasperating. You wouldn’t even understand. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5689 Let's try it again, Sisyphus. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5690 ‘You say burden, I say Bordeaux.’ 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5691 I took early retirement. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5692 On your next break, can you bring me another drink. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5693 I feel your pain. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5694 You really couldn't just pay the cover charge? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5695 Zeus always goes easy on the socialites. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5696 Okay, but I'm leaving the tip. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5697 Are the rolls good here? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5698 That's one hell of a pick up line! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5699 that looks like a highball! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5700 and just where is your mask! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5701 Rolling Rock? No thanks, but I’ll have a white wine next time you come by. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5702 Didn’t you see my profile photo on BigBoulders.com? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5703 I'm guessing you like to rock and roll. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5704 Impressive...now let go and play some rock ‘n roll. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5705 Free at 7? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5706 And on the 7th day... she created man 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5707 The new ‘New York’ normal 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5708 At least someone’s having a ball. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5709 So how has your quarantine been?” “I rather push this boulder than entertain that conversation. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5710 I imagine you’re quite happy at work? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5711 Hi Sisyphus, my name is Gladys and I've been hired by Zeus who thought you were going a bit easy lately... Want a Martini? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5712 You’d look a lot more handsome if you’d smile! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5713 I bet you remember me now. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5714 This boulder’s for you! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5715 I was in the 30-35 group when this thing started... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5716 So that's how you've been rolling! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5717 So, you get paid sick leave? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5718 On the rocks? No. Sorry... wine! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5719 Shouldn’t you be in Session? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5720 Somebody called about a leak? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5721 Well, well, you’re on the ball. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5722 Umm....I said on the rocks. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5723 I’d like to add you to my LinkedIn network. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5724 That’s quite a boulder approach. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5725 Can’t wait till getting back to normal again. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5726 In hindsight, we did decide to roll with it... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5727 Even Moses conceded that this tablet would be too hard to swallow 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5728 So... how’s your ‘King Lear’ going? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5729 So beautiful and humbling watching someone working 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5730 I’m not going for muscle - I’m going for tone 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5731 Oh good, you look just like your pictures! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5732 Took some time but I told you I’d get you a rock. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5733 Wait time is still 7,984,920,936,483 years, give or take. Feel free to roll your rock around and we'll page you on your buzzer when your table's ready. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5734 It turned out that it wasn't a job with THE Rolling Stones, it was a job rolling a stone. How did you end up here? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5735 See, I told you, being a woman is easy! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5736 Sure, online dating is tough, but you can’t give up! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5737 They used to be cube shaped. So, no,..I'm not gonna complain. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5738 Talk about setting the bar higher as being a thing of the past... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5739 I’m telling you, this thing I made is going to really take off 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5740 When you asked me to co-found a weightlifting start up, I honestly had something different in mind. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5741 You’re still working? Just ask me how I finished the same job hours ago. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5742 Trump's leadership...coming through. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5743 Your in the way of that boulder's potential energy 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5744 Nice to myth you. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5745 So this is how I die. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5746 So you're saying I shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5747 No rush, I’ll take the check whenever you get a chance. NO RUSH. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5748 See you later! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5749 And as you can see we have a new drive thru 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5750 That's ok, hon...I've got a few emails to do while you finish. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5751 Pardon me, but what time is it? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5752 Now that's my kind o' man - boulder than ever. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5753 Nice try on the Sisyphus thing but I'd be more impressed with a Bellini." 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5754 Hey, handsome. What time do you get off? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5755 Honestly . . . what have you got to lose? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5756 is there room under that rock for two? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5757 I thought you said, on the rocks. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5758 In this instance, I think we can say that the carpet does indeed match the drapes. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5759 Aww c'mon handsome have a drink on me. It's gonna take a while to roll that thing up to the top. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5760 Hey, Big Boy! Wanna stop for a drinkie on the way down? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5761 No, she left an hour ago. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5762 Yes, I'm still attracted to men who are on their way up, but with you it's getting kind of old. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5763 You just missed her again. She said to reschedule for the same time tomorrow. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5764 All I can say is, pay your bar tab! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5765 She still thinks I'm trying to impress her after all these years...she'll never learn! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5766 Engage your abdominal muscles! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5767 I ordered my concessions ahead of time 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5768 So how is surgical residency going? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5769 I like your style. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5770 'Systems of oppression are self made, darling!' 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5771 Vodka on the rocks on your way down? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5772 Hi, Handsome. Once you get that thing to the top, come back and spend some time with me. We could have some fun. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5773 Hey I've got different kind of Rolling Rock you might like a whole lot better on such a hot day. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5774 By rock, I meant RING. I want a RING on my finger! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5775 New in town? A peanut for your thoughts. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5776 It's 2020! I've got a good feeling about this year! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5777 Working hard or hardly workin, Carl? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5778 Hmmm. Now let's see how it looks over by the window. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5779 I didn't know the dinner came with rolls. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5780 I asked for a small boulder, not a large rock. I’d like to speak to your manager. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5781 My girlfriend said I should give this date a myth. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5782 Hey big boy. I'm Sassyphus. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5783 When you said you wanted to see my balls, I didn't think you meant this. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5784 Have you been hitting the gym? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5785 You’re here all week? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5786 Why, yes. I will have mine on the rocks. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5787 What time do you get off work? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5788 Come see me when you labor's done. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5789 Camus : "One must imagine Sisyphus happy" God : "Hold my Chalice" 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5790 I should've known not to dine and dash at Zeus's wine bar. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5791 That reminds me... could you bring a few olives on your way back down? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5792 At least your exercise in futility actually gives you some exercise. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5793 Care to join me for a drink on the way back down? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5794 Hey old man, what does a girl have to do to get a handsome man like you to buy her a drink? Hey, 'forgetaboutit', I'm a mirage. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5795 You old rock 'n rollers never quit, do you? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5796 The real reason the rock rolled down the mountain. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5797 You wanted a drink on the rock? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5798 Too bad you can't come over here and take a load off. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5799 Take a break, pops, have a martini. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5800 If you ever find a way of letting go, do feel free to join me. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5801 Embrace the inevitable and join me for a drink. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5802 Where have you been all my life? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5803 My ex was a lot like you. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5804 Sis, I think you need a break. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5805 As far as an "Older Accomplished Male" goes? I guess "It Depends." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5806 You’re Trying too Hard 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5807 Turn left at the pearly gates His office is the thrid on the right right next to his son. The holy spirit is directly across the hall 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5808 I'm ready - why aren't you? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5809 Hey old man. If you're not too busy, would you like to buy a gal a drink? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5810 Do I get a quick tattoo for passing this checkpoint? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5811 Stick around. He identifies. He's going to try to pronounce you. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5812 Paleo conservative is so hot rn 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5813 Keep your eye on the ball, sweetie. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5814 Your Highness, you simply can't cheat death and you are going to be pushing that rock for a very long time so take a break and join me for a cocktail. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5815 I just thank goodness that MY job allows me to to work remotely! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5816 You're kidding, right? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5817 Zeus wants to know how clever you feel now. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5818 I'm not into Sissies. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5819 Would you like your drink on the rocks? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5820 You're really gonna try that again, huh? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5821 Dude! Don't bother! You'll never make a name for yourself this way - it's all been done before! Sisyphean, ya know? Rock-and-roll is passe; the Rolling Stones have been around for over 50 years 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5822 The discovery of Rock & Roll 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5823 Make sure it doesn't hit me when it comes back down. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5824 Hey, weren’t you here last night? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5825 Honestly, I’m waiting for my friend. Diogenes. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5826 Hello, sir. Would you care to check your rock? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5827 Yes, mine is on the rocks 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5828 Honey, I love the effort, but when I said "I want a big rock," that's not what I meant. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5829 Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a Double-rock Zombie! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5830 I think you'll find I'm relatively easy. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5831 Join me for a drink when you finish. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5832 The gondola is still operating on this side of the mountain.But that is some crazy weight bearing workout 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5833 Sisyphus, Zeus sent me - just to count. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5834 I know you've been through here many times, Sysyphus, but the new law now requires you to show ID. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5835 Another drink? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5836 I also like mine on the rocks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5837 Well don't just sit there! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5838 Will you be checking out today? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5839 Please take a seat, Zeus will be with you in a moment. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5840 These Olympic games get harder every year. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5841 Contrary to what I was told, I can see now that you aren't Keith Richards. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5842 Sisyphus, come back tomorrow; I’m still in quarantine.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5843 Thank you, but I prefer my drink straight up, not on the rocks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5844 I can relate. Getting a decent daiquiri here is a constant struggle. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5845 I used to do that. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5846 Okay, I get it. Life's an uphill struggle. Now how about a drink? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5847 Could I get you a drink on the rocks? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5848 Do you care for a drink while I take a bio-break? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5849 Remember 2016. Cubs, I mean – remember the Cubs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5850 It's happy hour. The usual for you? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5851 So, pass by often? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5852 Sure, you’re up now, but mostly I see you as a downer. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5853 I like bad boys. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5854 Sisyphus, huh? Do you come here often? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5855 This relationship is very rocky! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5856 yea; another Dingle Gin and tonic 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5857 You are so lucky: you get to enjoy this view every day. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5858 Let me guess. Straight up, no rocks? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5859 Well, I'd say this martini is mythical, too. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5860 A rain check, then. Coming back anytime soon? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5861 Could I ask a favor? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5862 Trade you that rock for these shoes. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5863 You push that boulder up the hill, I go out for a night on the town hoping no creepy guys say anything gross to me. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5864 Why don’t you simply order a Rolling Rock? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5865 When the radio ad said "bolder men work here", I anticipated something else. " 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5866 Sit and talk awhile? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5867 Big, white boulders to the right, please 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5868 Howdy, stranger. Come here often? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5869 I used to like high balls, now I enjoy martinis. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5870 I don't mind waiting...it's a bottomless drink 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5871 You think that's tough, try getting down in heels. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5872 Text me when you’re done, I’ll be here waiting. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5873 'There's got to be a better way of getting your rocks off." 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5874 Take a load off, Big Boy. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5875 Hey, what's up? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5876 Do you like going down? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5877 You look like a man on your way to the top! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5878 If you didn't want to come you could just say so.". 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5879 Who has the biggest balls now! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5880 Hey Old Man, let's not forget there are better things in life to push. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5881 This wine is absurdly good. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5882 Great news! Zeus has just approved outdoor dining. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5883 See you when you finish work. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5884 Don't worry, I got this one. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5885 When you get done rolling that to the top why don't you come have a drink with me?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5886 Read a book. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5887 Okay, I'm impressed already. Care to join me? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5888 It takes forever to get a top up around here 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5889 What did you say your name was? Syphilis? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5890 That is a lot easier then pushing me around 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5891 It is an acting boulder now, it wasn't approved by the Hill. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5892 Hey judges, watch for an entry ‘How does it feel’?’ By a guy named Tim. Game over. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5893 When you're finished with that rock, c'mon down and let's roll. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5894 Hey, that's not for sissies. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5895 Join me in a martini? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5896 Can you wait until I park this? I'd be sad to miss a chance to catch up. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5897 You take social distancing to a whole new level. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5898 Do you push a boulder up that hill often? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5899 Is that the coronavirus, Uncle Sigh? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5900 Yeah, I come here often 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5901 I am sure your tired, but beats the alternative. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5902 This is no way to win a girl 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5903 Buy me a 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5904 I'm REALLY tired! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5905 I like your method but "Old Man and the Boulder" just doesn't have a good vibe, maybe try hauling in a big fish instead. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5906 For the record, you can call me Miss Lonely. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5907 I told you not to piss off Ronan Farrow 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5908 I think being doomed to failure is so romantic 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5909 Want your drink on the rock? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5910 Okay, Sisyphus, you've paid your dues. Now it's time to let go, freshen up, and celebrate 10,000 years of toil. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5911 Wanna join me for a drink when you're done? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5912 Oh, you're on the paleo diet. I never would've guessed... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5913 My, what a big, hard ball you have! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5914 You ordered the Highball? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5915 The CDC released new guidelines this morning on how to socially distance. 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
5916 That's a fake, isn't it? I know that's a fake. My kid had one just like it, in fact I think that's it. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5917 So, I hear you know Zeus 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5918 I know you promised me a sparkling rock for our engagement, but will it fit on my finger? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5919 Hey Highroller, howzabout having a highball with me? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5920 My family is well endowed. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5921 I know I've got this won! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5922 You'll have better odds with me, young fella. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5923 We're testing sites for a new Hard Rock Café. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5924 Is this ice cube big enough? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5925 Here's to kindred spirits! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5926 I'll bet you can see forever, once you reach the top. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5927 Will you just put that down and come to dinner already? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5928 When I said a rock, I meant a diamond. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5929 If your'e looking for a crane .... it's just up ahead. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5930 I’m not desperate. I seriously come here all the time like anyone else. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5931 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you were going to rock my world. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5932 Looks like you really know how to get the ball rolling! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5933 You tired? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5934 His teetime is 9:38... you know that Dalai Lama is a big hitter right?... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5935 Nice catch. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5936 HI!When you’re finished, stop by and have a drinki 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5937 I bet you’re from Boulder, Colorado. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5938 Do you have any plans for later? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5939 Just yell out your number as you run down. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5940 Hey handsome. Come around here often? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5941 You must have big balls coming over here to talk to me. No just one. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5942 Just in time for happy hour! How about a nice scotch on the rock? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5943 Brooke, it's the biggest one I could find." "Baby, that's so sweet, but how is that gonna fit on my finger?" "Well, you said you'd love to see me get it up." "Wasn't talking about that...just come inside me, I mean come over here when you're done 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
5944 New management. You're gonna need a tie and jacket to get in. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5945 You set the bar really high! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5946 Ma'am, Do you mind if I leave my rock here and pick it up next week?? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5947 May I see a photo ID? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5948 I’ll have another, on the rocks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5949 Hey Doll—Stop by for a drink on the way down ! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5950 Well what does it look like I do for a living? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5951 Lucky for you we are open 24/7 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5952 Kind of a reverse Mt. Rushmore, 'ey King Sysyphus? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5953 I think I'll call it Happy Hour. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5954 Your version of Rock n Roll is absolutely smashing. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5955 Can I buy you a drink for when you’re on your way down? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5956 Want to stop for a drink? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5957 And you thought you were ordering a beer. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5958 I wanted it on the rocks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5959 There are valets who take care of that. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5960 Sorry, I’m not into rock and roll. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5961 May I order you a Singapore sling? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5962 Hey, after you get that up there, come on down, and have a drink with me. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5963 Hey Sisyphus, why don't you join me on your next trip up? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5964 Hey, handsome. What's new? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5965 So that's why they call you Sysyphus. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5966 Okay Sisyphus, I’ll wait another five minutes then I’m leaving ! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5967 I gave up Rolling Stones years ago. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5968 Heading to Survivor? How Not to Be a Millionaire? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5969 As soon as I get this rock down the hill, I will come back up and join you. Kim M. Kapin, Prescott, Arizona 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5970 Wow, Ben! I'm impressed with your commitment to getting in shape while we're quarantined. Just three more reps and you've earned a drink and some peanuts! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5971 Haven’t I seen to you here before? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5972 You must live close by. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5973 Your profile did say, “Likes to rock”... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5974 Can I get you anything else? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5975 I love Rock & Roll! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5976 Will you be wanting a straw? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5977 Oh yeah, I’ll hold your giant boulder for a minute...move along loincloth guy 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5978 Have I seen you somewhere before? Your face looks familiar. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5979 You say we're the same, but you wouldn't trade places. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5980 Well, my profile did say that I have a high-profile and demanding full time job. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5981 You're Sisyphus, right ? I recognize you from Zeus's Facebook page. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5982 Well, hello. I’ve never seen you roll through here before. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5983 Still don't want a coach? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5984 When I said I was thirsty, I meant for water. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5985 why don’t you just let him by you a drink? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5986 Hey handsome, got a match? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5987 CONGRATULATIONS ! YOU ARE THE 3RD CONTESTANT TO ARRIVE AND YOU WILL GO ON TO THE NEXT CHALLENGE 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5988 Can we get some more peanuts here? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5989 Boy does your life have it's ups and downs 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5990 IT'S EASIER TO PUSH IT DOWNHILL 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5991 Should I save your table? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5992 Say, you wouldn't be alone, would you? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5993 Aren't you the one who coined the term "Rock-n-Roll?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5994 Something about you reminds me of my friend Zeno 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5995 Put down the rock and the ouzo is yours. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5996 You need a mask beyond this point. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5997 If you think it's rough pushing that boulder, try being a woman who works in television for twenty years only to finally get their own prime time talk show and still have to host it on the side of a mountain. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5998 It takes some real stones to try and pick me up like this. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5999 Sisyphus on the rocks 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6000 I keep mine on my finger 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6001 Come see me when you are done! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6002 Hey Sisth . When you get it to the top this time, roll it on over and have a cold one with me!! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6003 Hey, I might be a little tipsy, but has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Sisyphus? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6004 Wine and cheese are served in the West Wing from 6:00 to 7:00. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6005 When you get to the top, text me! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6006 Welcome to Energy Cafe. A table will be waiting for you as soon as you bring the boulder to a standstill. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6007 Darling, I said I wanted a highball, not a high ball. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6008 I'll have another on your way up next time 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6009 I'm into CrossFit too! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6010 Yes, thanks. I'll have my next one on the rocks 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6011 Hey Sisyphus, didn't I just see you five minutes ago? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6012 Do you come here much? Cathleen Mahon Northport, NY 11768 631-754-7833 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6013 You don’t look anything like your profile pic. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6014 ... because it's a great place to meet high rollers. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6015 I'd help you, but I don't want to ruin my heels. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6016 They said they'd hold our table for us. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6017 At least you’re not a sissy, Pussycat.... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6018 Good to see you again Mr. Sisyphus! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6019 Won't waste your time here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6020 I know I said I wanted a big rock... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6021 NO!, I said I wanted to hear "rock and roll"!, not a rock rolling! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6022 You think you’ve got it bad. Try being stuck with the house red every day. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6023 If you develop an itch- I would just let it go! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6024 You make a great first impression every time. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6025 Hey, Sissy Fuss, did'cha ever hear of lettin' things slide? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6026 You haven’t seen Tantalus around, have you? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6027 One must imagine Sisyphus happily avoiding cocktail banter 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6028 I will lend a hand if you cannot get it by the billionth time. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6029 Classic OCD. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6030 Age never matters to me, Mr. High Roller. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6031 I think you misunderstood me when I asked you to be a little “bolder” on our dates 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6032 Another night where he says he's too tired. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6033 A text would have been sufficient 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6034 Actually, can I change that highball to a mudslide? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6035 You darling know how to rock a beard. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6036 Not quite what I imagined when you texted: I roll with it. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6037 #I actually like crushed ice in my drink. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6038 You’re doing great sweetie! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6039 You’re kinda late but pull up a chair 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6040 I am sorry sir but you and your rock friend require masks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6041 You could have just taken the elevator 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6042 behold, the Myth of Syphilis 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6043 „Fancy another rejection?“ 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6044 What’s new Sisyphus? Not much. Just saw Trump with a larger boulder on his way up 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6045 As I always say, go boulder or go home! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6046 Sir, you’ll need to put a mask on before going any further. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6047 So, I guess we’re getting off to a rocky start... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6048 Her to him, ‘Come here often?’ 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6049 So are you here for social distance too? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6050 Take a break, it’s pretty rocky 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6051 Dinner and a show”, time traveler edition 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6052 The girl " I love rock and roll too " 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6053 I see you still haven't read the Kopfer book I lent you. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6054 Hey fella, how ‘bout a Sisyphus Spritz on the rocks? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6055 You tinder profile said you were serious about commitment and promised “a rock”... but this is something else. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6056 Black tie optional is just a suggestion 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6057 So it's a rock band tonight? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6058 You can leave it there, thank you! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6059 Oh, that’s not the rock I want on my finger... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6060 'Brian wasn't sold on this equality thing' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6061 I must imagine you happy to be living this rock and roller life! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6062 Come for happyhour with me when you are done carrying the weight of the world, dear 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6063 Hey dude your face mask really rocks 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6064 The greek mith of Sisyphos is finally explained. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6065 After an hour of torment, he got up the ball to talk to her 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6066 Sorry buddy, I'm not into rock n roll 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6067 Rock over heels? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6068 Okay Brent, this is getting old can you just go back to watching football on TV 24/7 or something 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6069 Thank goodness we let that $600 a week expire. Nice to see the lazy poor are back at work. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6070 And how are you enjoying housework? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6071 more like sissy phus 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6072 Take it easy Sisyphus, we’re in quarantine 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6073 Her to him: “So, you come here often?” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6074 Invention Convention is in the other direction buddy. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6075 Let me park this again, I’ll be right with you! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6076 It's all about the spirits 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6077 Don't rollback 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6078 One must imagine Sisyphus drunk 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6079 Scotch, one rock. Coming right up. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6080 They just get boulder by the day 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6081 So now a common man is uplifting the state's responsibilities 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6082 Don’t worry, I’ll just be right here when you’re done. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6083 Looking for a new Persephone, hun? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6084 I think it's about time we went exclusive. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6085 You’re late for our date 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6086 You don’t look anything like the Greek myth in your profile 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6087 Hey, why not pause for a martini break ? 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
6088 Slow your roll, mister. I'm waiting for someone. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6089 Remember when you said climbing in my career only depended on me working hard for it? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6090 Women Rock! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6091 I’m so busy these days so they brought the mountain to me 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6092 Sisyphusian struggle is for the birds 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6093 We/I could roll like this all day. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6094 Just drinkin' and watchin' men carry the weight of their toxic masculinity. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6095 'Nice to see you back sir...again!' 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6096 You are only half the way to the top.. Why don't you take a break and join me for a glass of wine..? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6097 December 31, 2019: I should warn you, 2020 is just ahead 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6098 Peloton is ok, but nothing beats the mountains. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6099 Still August 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6100 Welcome to the 21st Century 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6101 Sam Malone?! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6102 Took you long enough 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6103 Oh yes 2020 is so great isn’t it. Keep them coming we haven’t had avalanche season yet just pile them at the top for now, thankyou so much! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6104 Now we can get married! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6105 Things are starting to look up 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6106 Well that’s one way to get your rocks off. You might want to try the happy hour method though. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6107 Keep rockin' that beard, daddy! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6108 Bet you take yours on the rocks. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6109 You look so different than your match.com profile. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6110 At least, we have phases. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6111 I told you there is no glass ceiling here, dear, you just need to work harder 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6112 Carrying the burden of the privileged is a rocky endeavor 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6113 Hey, Sis, mind grabbing me some ice on your way back down? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6114 we've all got our burdens to bear, buddy 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6115 How come HE has a bigger rock? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6116 I was tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6117 Sally used to be a nice girl, till she got her Psychology degree! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6118 Oh Sisyphus, I'm all yours when you get that big ball to the top! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6119 Ugh, This bar has nothing but cavemen 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6120 I thought we were all in this together? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6121 Actually, could I get my drink neat? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6122 With a little more hard work, you’ll get a better job. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6123 Yes, you gotta start over once you finish a bottle. But I don't call it a punishment - just free refills. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6124 Wow~ you are a lot more bolder than I thought you were. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6125 🙄🙄 You didn't tell me you do CrossFit. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6126 Dear Sir, as you move from 2020 BC to 2020 AD, please rename your rock from Familial responsibilities to Tech-induced anxiety. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6127 Oh. I thought they said you had a lot of baggage too... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6128 Oh don’t worry about me, I’m just literally getting in touch with the weight on my shoulders 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6129 What is it with men and Rolling Rock at the bar? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6130 Thank you. It looks delicious. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6131 Since you asked, I am having a ball! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6132 They are really reinventing the "on the rocks" concept round here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6133 You did it. You’ve performed enough to be woke. Now drop the boulder and have a drink. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6134 would you like that on the rocks? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6135 your pain is just a myth to me 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6136 You don't look anything like your picture. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6137 That reminds me, can you make the next one on the rocks? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6138 Hey, Big Fella! Take a break. The stone will still be waiting at the foot of the hill. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6139 Is it whine or wine, Sisyphus? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6140 Just remember, I'm only a stone's throw away if you want me. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6141 After this next drink you’re starting to look good to me. Repeat. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6142 Let it go ... They're all closed down at the top due to the virus 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6143 There's a cold quart of beer waiting at the top. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6144 So, when are you off? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6145 Can I buy you a drink? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6146 (shudders) - "Is that, on the rocks?" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6147 Don’t be a stranger! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6148 Ugh, no my dating profile said I like rock & roll MUSIC! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6149 Um, thanks, but I asked for shaved ice. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6150 I just watched Tomi Lehren's video. Is this all you have "going on?" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6151 If you stopped to enjoy the wine, you wouldn't whine so much. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6152 And you thought compassion, caring and decency was easy.... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6153 How long will you be staying? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6154 Hey! Wanna buy me 'nother drink?! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6155 Actually...would you mind placing it on the "other side" of the village... I have plans... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6156 That's just like when I try to find a new television show to binge watch. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6157 Would you like a refresher? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6158 I meant for you to 'hurry-up', not 'start over'.... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6159 Progress is an Uphill Struggle 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6160 You are close, it’s the next mountain. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6161 I get it... I was in politics for a while myself... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6162 I’ll be right back with more bar snacks ma’am, sorry for the delay 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6163 Can I get you a Sisyphus on the rocks? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6164 Let’s do this again, what are your plans tomorrow? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6165 Every time I see you, I have to tell you again and again... I ordered my drink on the rocks not on the rock. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6166 What's the sisy-fuss? Come have a drink 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6167 I think he meant the beer. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6168 I wanted to ask an expert if natural wine works with my paleo diet. Any thoughts 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6169 I'm guessing Happy Hour isn't your kind of thing. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6170 Tell the boss that I have not lost all my marbles 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6171 I just got over my sisyphilis. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6172 See you later honey. I have an exercise in futility right now. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6173 So that last 7-month relationship was all that work for nothing. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6174 Whiskey, on the rocks, literally. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6175 Welcome to 2020. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6176 Have you considered cashing in some stock options instead? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6177 „Finally, the underworld is getting more classy.“ 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6178 I meant a diamond, Sisy 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6179 Welcome to The Big Foot. Gentleman down the slope bought you a round. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6180 Dating during the Covid-19 era 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6181 Sisyphus trades a physical boulder for a metaphorical one 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6182 - Can we already get into a understanding 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6183 Sorry, my feet swell when I drink 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6184 I’ll have the same. Be right back... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6185 I can’t believe this is what the city looks like now. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6186 Today's the day. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6187 Hospitality in 2020 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6188 You have a better chance with the rock. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6189 I'll have a cosmo when you come around again 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6190 Anything good on the menu besides an eternity of punishment? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6191 Men are so much bolder once the conversation gets rolling." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6192 Yeah, this is how I create snowstorms, but please keep this to yourself!“ 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6193 Come here much? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6194 You’re a little late with the ice... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6195 How about you only make it halfway up, this time? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6196 I'd help, but it's not how I roll. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6197 Why am I always meeting you here? Last time that thing almost killed me. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6198 I'll wait here until the cave is clean. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6199 We’re booked , try again tomorrow. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6200 Have you seen Palm Springs? Really nails the whole groundhog's day thing. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6201 Sorry, but my ball hasn't dropped. I'll have a drink with you when it comes back down. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6202 Hurry, Sisyphus. Happy Hour has already started. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 2 2
6203 Sisyphus, please tell me the meaning of life 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6204 Please. I have teenagers. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6205 How long have you been dating online? 1.1167 0.04808 60 53 5 1
6206 Irving and Emma's economy plan: he worked overtime, and she let other men buy her drinks. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6207 Before it happened, we'd get 16 people around each of them. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6208 You seem really down to earth. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6209 I knew you would be back! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6210 I'm here for my 11:00 a.m. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6211 I think we should try dating each other again. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6212 Take a break; it's happy hour " 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6213 Thanks, but I didn't order mine on the rocks. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6214 You know, you've got a real Leland Sklar look going there. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6215 He's not in. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6216 Keep trying, buddy. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6217 I don't need a rock. Just buy me a drink. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6218 The Rolling Stones are a band, sir. Please take your rock and leave. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6219 Cheer up ... at least you don’t have to send it to college. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6220 I was saying, I prefer a bolder wine. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6221 Look, the emotional outcome may be the same, but at least dating has some perks. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6222 Can I buy you a Rolling Rock? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6223 You think I have it bad-what about those scientists trying to get rid of COVID-19? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6224 Don't talk to me about futility. I've been tweeting my ass off about shoes and purses for 3 years, and the most I've gotten is 120 likes. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6225 Oooo Hercules! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6226 The Furies sent me, big boy. I've got my whip right here. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6227 It's like raising kids, but when we did it, is wasn't a myth. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6228 I told Siri Syphillis not Sisyphius 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6229 Him/Her: "This is taking forever..." 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6230 Hey, Sisyphus, why don't you catch me on your way down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6231 If you don’t stop and have a drink with me now, I’ll be stoned the next time I see you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6232 I would help, but it looks heavy! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6233 Finally,some " Rock and Roll"! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6234 I think we have different definitions of a highball. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6235 Hey, sugar, you have a better chance with me than you have with that rock. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6236 Thanks but I have enough ice. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6237 It’s at least six feet. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6238 Hey handsome. Got time for a drink-i-poo? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6239 Join me for drink, I’m buying? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6240 Say, Albert, got time for a cocktail? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6241 And this is why I gave up wearing heels. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6242 You are wasting your time Dr. Fauci: I am not giving up my freedom to party for the sake of humankind. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6243 I can tell that is Styrofoam by the way it squeaks. You ain't impressing me you Neanderthal. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6244 At last, I’ve found a man who won’t give up on me! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6245 It's only rock and roll but I like it. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6246 Hi, handsome. That's not the kind of roll I had in mind. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6247 I thought the job application said “Rolling Stone No Mas” but it was a typo 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6248 My friend said you were a rock star, but I had no idea. . . . 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6249 I can offer you a pretzel on the way up and a martini on the way down. Or would the reverse be better? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6250 Straight up or on the rocks? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6251 Let me know when you'd like a break. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 5 0
6252 You can stop now - Zeus has been dead for 2000 years. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6253 How's that 230 years of secular constitutional democracy thing working out for you fella'. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6254 Heads up,Sisyphus....it's NOT a myth..!! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6255 Bread 'n butter. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6256 It’s not just a metaphor for me love. I’m in this for the long term. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6257 No, darling. It's not your money. I want your boulder. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6258 Hay want a sip? I wouldn't want you to drop the ball. Alright Daddy O keep moving then. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6259 Care for a drink? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6260 These new roles ALMOST make up for the gender pay gap.... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6261 I am always looking for a bolder individual. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6262 I've got the place if you have the time. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6263 Can you order me one of those, my day has been one big uphill battle. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6264 You're one of those old school rock 'n' roll guys, aren't you? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6265 Care to join me in a highball? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6266 It was a lot easier before nice people added their hopes and wishes 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6267 I like my martini stirred not shaken. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6268 Keep trying, maybe you'll get lucky. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6269 Love the look! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6270 Waiter, I ordered a “Sisyphus on the rocks”! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6271 If you have minute on the way down slim, I’m sure the rock won’t mind. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6272 Outdoor distanced socializing. . .how long will it last? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6273 Life's just full of ups and downs, isn't it. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6274 That's a cute mask. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6275 Hey Sisyphus! Would you like to stop for a cold glass of wine? Psych!! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6276 Welcome, Sisyphus, to the 21st Century! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6277 On the rocks” is just an expression, not a personal slight. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6278 Hey handsome - do you come here often? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6279 Now you see why I gave up on AA 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6280 I ordered on the rocks, but will need a larger glass. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6281 You look nothing like your Tinder pic 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6282 Sysiphis, huh? Now that’s a name you don’t hear every day. You from around here? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6283 That's why I order mine neat. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6284 Be back tomorrow, same time, same caption 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6285 Just let me find a place to stash this and I'll be right back. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6286 Say, haven't I seen you pass by here before? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6287 Am going to build an igloo. Would you help? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6288 That was not part of the punishment we agreed on! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6289 I started Happy Hour without you, dear. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6290 I'm destined to watch this man roll that big rock up a hill. Looks fun, but I can't ever join" "God, I love pushing this rock up a hill. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6291 Yes, I come here often. And no, I still haven't found the restroom. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6292 Nobody thinks you're a sissy, so why all the fuss? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6293 Hey, sailor, looking for a good time? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6294 That's not exactly what I meant by 'On the rocks.' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6295 I think you should better stop by on your way back down. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6296 You really like to get the ball rolling, don't you?. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6297 If he got elected, I said I would roll the boulder up the hill. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6298 One drink every time that rock rolls by. Right now I can't feel my toes. You're doin' great! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6299 Yeah, I'll pay, just wait until I finish with this boulder shtick. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6300 life is not easy; you have made it hard yourself 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6301 I’m on my fifth rewatch of The Office. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6302 That a Valentine present! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6303 I'm sorry I'm late. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6304 There's other ways to ball, you get that, right? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6305 I was reading somewhere that there’s no such thing as gender differences. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6306 When you get on the other side give me a call. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6307 I see they take "on the rocks" to a whole new level here. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6308 I'm still waiting for you to bring my Jag around. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6309 What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like hell? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6310 Would you like the usual on the way back down? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6311 Gin and tonic, on the rock. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6312 Maybe when you're done, we can have a drink... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6313 Hey, at least you didn't have to pick up the kids from school. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6314 Here's looking at you kid.” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6315 The peanuts are too salty, my drink diluted and now you! I definitely am in Hades. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6316 Join me for a drink. Looks like you have plenty of time. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6317 My rock melted; yours? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6318 I’ll try to stop in my way down 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6319 I sense potential energy between us... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6320 Rock and roll forever, huh? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6321 Hell of a crossfit workout. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6322 I don’t think we’ve met before. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6323 You wouldn't also be a doctor by any chance? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6324 You'll have to leave it out back - and you'll need a tie. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6325 Actually, I'll have my drink neat 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6326 Drop the rock, honey. All work and no play makes Sisyphus a dull boy! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6327 Buy me a drink if you come back down this way? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6328 I'll be right here when you get back, God . . . 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6329 I got mine to the top. Stop by and join me for a martini on your way down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6330 I bet you could use a nice cold Rolling Rock... oh, sorry... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6331 PLEASE JOIN ME AS SOON AS YOU GET YOUR ROCK OFF.. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6332 I would like to speak to the manager 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6333 My last relationship ended when my partner couldn't handle the repeated disappointments I seem capable of causing. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6334 Hi Handsome, whatya doing tonight? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6335 I can see you’re inclined to my way of drinking.” 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6336 Can you hold this for a sec while I take a sip? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6337 Madness is shunning this guacamole over and over while expecting a different outcome with that thing. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6338 Come down and see me sometime. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6339 I think I'm more likely to go all the way with this, thanks 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6340 How's it going, buddy? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6341 What's the stone for? I told you we could get stoned, not run over by one! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6342 Hey Daddy, you really know how to rock and roll! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6343 Hiya buddy, do you come here often? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6344 You made it! Can I order you a drink? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6345 So I feel like there may be some potential energy between us 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6346 Take a break, it's 5 o'clock here.... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6347 253 and counting, Sisyphus 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6348 Now the big one. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6349 Could you bring me another Pinot the next time you come? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6350 Go ahead, order your food. I’m gonna be at this all day. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6351 No más!!! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6352 I mean, futility, right? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6353 Hey, you said you’d do anything for a date 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6354 Just drop that and join me for a glass wine! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6355 You wanted it on the rocks? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6356 I guess we're both stuck between a rock and a hard liquor place. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6357 I didn't know dinner came with rolls. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6358 On their first date... he just happened to need some extra space in the garage 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6359 They call it the Hard Rock 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6360 Still think I'm a sissy? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6361 I'd bet you're the type who would do that on vacation, as well. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6362 I know your profile said that you know how to get the ball rolling but this is a little much. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6363 wanna but a raffle ticket? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6364 Nice. Mind sharing your workout routine? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6365 I like mine neat. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6366 I was going to order the Rolling Rock, but it seemed a little heavy. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6367 Hi, wold you like to get your rocks off? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6368 I know, but CrossFit is so 2019 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6369 You're missing Happy Hour. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6370 no mask, no service 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6371 Great... so now I'm between a rock and a hard face. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6372 Don't bother to help or anything... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6373 I know you are trying to please me, but really, there are easier ways. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6374 When do you get off?" "Never. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6375 Why, my fair husband, I believe, if you came and kissed me know, all my troubles would be over 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6376 That's sweet. But I ordered a scotch on the rocks. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6377 Your vodka on the rocks is coming right up. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6378 You look like a man who'll work for it... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6379 Hey, while you're up, can you get me another glass of wine, perhaps a Merlot? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6380 Didn’t you come by yesterday? Or also the day before? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6381 Hey Big Boy, take that load off your hands and join me for a nightcap. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6382 It’s great to see you again. You’re on a roll! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6383 What's a sweetheart like you doing in a joint like this? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6384 'So this is how you get your rocks off.' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6385 ya think it'll work?" "it'll take a miracle..." -quote from The Princess Brid 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6386 I meant ice cubes! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6387 I'll have another high-ball on the rocks 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6388 It's flattering sir, but honestly you might have a better snowball's chance in hell with someone more your age. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6389 Hey! It’s happy hour, would you like to relax and join me? I see you’re into classic rock and I appreciate the hip vibe that you’re rockin with that ZZ Top beard .......by the way are you Scottish? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6390 The menu described it as an amuse bouche. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6391 Anchovies or pimento for your martini 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6392 Hey fella, what time do you get off work? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6393 Hey, did you do this on purpose? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6394 You again! I told you before that they only accept plastic. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6395 Honestly, when I asked you for a light I had something else in mind. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6396 Sisyphus your never going to amount to anything. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6397 Hey, big boy--nice exercise for your thighs! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6398 Hey, Sys, you're an hour late for the rock and roll party 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6399 I hope you bought that on shale. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6400 Hey, Mose! Can you stop for a drink? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6401 I bet your boss would let you knock off early." 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6402 So you do come here often. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6403 be a dear , a mocktini next please . 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6404 Don't forget to yell Fore when you tee off! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6405 Free beard trims at the top. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6406 One more high ball then you can take a break. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6407 Don't make a Sisyphus-about-it. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6408 I'll catch you on the way down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6409 I think I misunderstood what you meant on your dating profile about being really into rock and roll. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6410 For CrossFit, left at the landing 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6411 C’mon back when you park that at the top. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6412 See you on the rebound 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6413 You look just like your gym selfie. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6414 How about "if I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me" is a much better pick up line, sweetie. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6415 When you return, could I have another Merlot? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6416 Name's "Rolando" but my friends call me Rolly 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6417 That's the second one this week! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6418 After you brought that up, get washed up and meet me for a drink handsome! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6419 You'll either be a Hit--or a Myth. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6420 Hey Back-To-The-Future...when I said I wanted a big rock I was talking about a diamond for my finger! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6421 Are there any young fellas coming up? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6422 I'm going to need a bigger martini glass. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6423 Yes, I said a high ball, but.... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6424 Different life objectives, ha? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6425 Didn't you ever think to save for retirement? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6426 How chivalry of you, now can I get another glass of blanc. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6427 Not what I meant when I asked for my drink to be 'on the rocks...' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6428 There's something awkward here but I don't know what. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6429 I'll be here when you come back down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6430 I admire your total dedication to rock-and-roll. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6431 Have you ever considered just pouring yourself a drink and checking out the view? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6432 Yes I do have a pretty big boulder. Wanna check it out? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6433 What time do you get off work handsome? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6434 You don't look like a rock-and-roll god. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6435 Have a macadamia when you're done impressing me. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6436 Can't stop now I'm on a roll. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6437 When you promised me a huge rock for our engagement, you really meant it! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6438 Yes, I did say "on the rocks". What's it to you? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6439 The Rolling Stones and Supertramp on tour together? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6440 I know an influencer when I see one! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6441 Sisyphus, did I ever tell you about the time I hit rock bottom? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6442 Do you have an appointment? Do you have a reservation? Did you pass that stone? Was it painful to pass that stone? Paper or plastic? Would you like to check that? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6443 You’re hoping to restart 2020 by rolling that thing up the hill? Good luck. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6444 I’d order your next drink neat if I were you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6445 I can see from here, you definitely have the stones for this job! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6446 And I'm not falling for "I'll see you on the way down" again! 1.1154 0.05249 52 46 4 1
6447 Sorry, but when it comes to men, I prefer a little boulder. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6448 One of us has this "life" thing wrong 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6449 Sysiphus, come on over. Take a load off. Have a drink. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6450 You know, you’d be cuter if you smiled. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6451 No. YOU ROCK" 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6452 I know, you'll be down in a second. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6453 When you come back, can you bring my floss? Doggone beef jerky! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6454 Hi there! Care to join me? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6455 The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a ... ah, hell. One must imagine Sisyphus at Happy Hour. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6456 Sorry Sisy! I asked for a rock but not that one! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6457 Are you demonstrating what it's like to fight an autocratic government? Good Luck!!! I really hope you succeed 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6458 Hey, good lookin’ 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6459 Drinking wine and enjoying the view may also be pointless, but it's a lot more enjoyable. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6460 Wouldn’t happen to have a match, would ‘ya? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6461 Your rolling stone bit is impressive, but I'm sorry...it's Ms. Moss! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6462 You're buffing up nicely... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6463 Why don't you come up to see me sometime. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6464 You got it all wrong, asshole. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6465 Extra work today eh 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6466 This just seemed easier than asking about your past sexual relationships. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6467 Welcome to the club. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6468 You headed uptown or downtown? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6469 That is the biggest rock I've seen, but it won't fit on my finger. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6470 This is going right to the top with no rolling,cause I'm no Sissy Puss - or whatever that guy's name was. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6471 Didn’t your therapist advise you to be just a bit bolder? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6472 Rock on, Carl 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6473 That looks like a pointless activity. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6474 Hey, Sis, wanna roll? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6475 Just whistle when you when you’re ready to move on from rock and roll to ballroom 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6476 Sisyphus, When you get that Boulder up the hill, come join me for a drink. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6477 So, you like your drinks on the rocks? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6478 You know, I like a man with a consistent workout routine. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6479 The dating app did not make mention of your incessant need to control a rock. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6480 He had to cancel again. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6481 I meant an ice cube! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6482 So....you like rock and roll? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6483 I’m impressed; however, I have seen better ploys to try to offer to buy me another cocktail. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6484 Almost at the top. Be there in a sec. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6485 your seat will be ready on your way down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6486 Let it slide and have a drink with me. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6487 Sisyphus, darling .... I haven’t see you in an age! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6488 What are you doing on the weekend ? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6489 I'm not saying your advances are futile. But all I asked for was a drink on the rocks. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6490 ...with that much coke! I don't care how old and scruffy you are. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6491 I asked for it 'on the rocks' but I didn't mean this. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6492 Sisyphus give me a call when you're finished! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6493 Keep going! The view from the top is well worth it! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6494 I told you not to order on the rocks 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6495 I find those large, stemless wine glasses let me down every time. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6496 Maybe it's time we both tried something neat, eh? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6497 I like to play with big stones too! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6498 How would you like one on the rocks? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6499 Join me for a highball when you're done? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6500 Yeah, sometimes I feel like it's pretty futile, too. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6501 You're bolder than most guys half your age. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6502 Sisyphus? It is me, Artemis! I haven't seen you since the Age of Pericles! Park that thing and come over and catch up! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6503 this dinner and a show is boulder than I thought it would be. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6504 On my dating profile, I told you I was a rockin' roller! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6505 No thanks, not tonight. But maybe I'll see you next time you're around here. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6506 I only asked for an ice cube 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6507 Hi there, do you dance as well as you rock and roll? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6508 We love high rollers! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6509 I think I got it this time. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6510 Come drink with me—or you're a sissy! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6511 Hey Sisyphus, What's new? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6512 I'm here every night!" 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6513 Why don't you stop getting stoned all the time and have a drink. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6514 Baby, you’re just rocking that loincloth. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6515 I don't mean to be forward, but haven't I seen you around here before? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6516 Can you bring some dinner rolls with you the next time you roll on by? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6517 You want to be with me forever? Get me a bigger rock. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6518 I see, you’re not over the hill. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6519 Didn't I see you at Happy Hour yesterday? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6520 Oh, come on! All work and no play.... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6521 Try again, maybe we'll get a good table next time. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6522 Oh c’mon, Si, I ordered yours on the rocks. You won’t be losing the plot. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6523 I won’t wait forever, Thor. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6524 Tickets are only eight dollars. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6525 Is this what they call the Rock of Agers? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6526 I don’t think that is what is meant by getting boulder and boulder. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6527 I assume you prefer yours on the rocks. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6528 Do you have any Vermouth? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6529 Uncanny how we find ourselves here every day. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6530 It’s you again, have a nice day. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6531 Hi! Let me buy you a drink. Then I'll take you home for a nice dinner. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6532 Did you think it was a bring your own highball dance? What will you do when the music starts? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6533 I'm not saying you're not smarter than Zeus. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6534 Impressive, but still I’ll take it neat. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6535 Sorry, no, I asked for some bread rolls.. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6536 Cute abs. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6537 I hear CrossFit is an incredible workout. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6538 Come have a drink with me when you are finished with work 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6539 I said a big SET of balls !! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6540 I‘ve been waiting for a man to give me a rock, but I don’t think that one will fit on my ring finger. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6541 You ready to rock and roll...? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6542 I said I wanted to get stoned, not bouldered. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6543 I asked for a cocktail onion. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6544 Want to stop and buy me a drink on the way down? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6545 Atlas, after you get rid of that encumbrance, come by for a drink. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6546 Put down the boulder and try something bolder! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6547 Well, what do you know? I Haven’t seen anyone at this bar in a thousand years! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6548 This is why I love dating you Sisyphus! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6549 Do you have any ice? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6550 Hey there. You come here often? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6551 Hi, Hon, want me to hold it for a bit while you get a shave and haircut? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6552 I can't wait to see him again on his way down. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6553 And you think I'm breaking them? I'm actually making you more fit. You're welcome! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6554 If you persist in always rolling something up here,at least,make it a wine barrel. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6555 They warned me that the entertainment here was a little risque. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6556 Sisyphancy seeing you here. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6557 If my drink’s still not here by the next go-round then we’ll say something. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6558 Don't order on-the-rocks! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6559 Let the good times roll, Sissy! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6560 When I said’ gin, rocks,’ I meant ice. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6561 On second though, I really don't need it 'on the rocks' after all. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6562 Well, it is about time that you got here with the ice! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6563 I’m here for the free happy hour peanuts, how about you.?” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6564 So I take it you're busy tonight? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6565 Look,you sissy,for the last time,I want more in life 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6566 Oh, I meant I like Keith Richards. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6567 Hi there, Scaler .. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6568 This new speed dating sure weeds out the deadbeats. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6569 Did you remember the Vermouth? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6570 Would you bring back a couple of cherries 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6571 You wouldn't be a Rewards Club member, would you? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6572 Hey! You big ball pushing hunk of a man, why don’t put the breaks on and join me for a few libations? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6573 I could use a little push to get off this stool. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6574 You’re lucky, Sys. Every time I finish my Jagermeister, Zeus fills it up again. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6575 I was going to wait and have a drink with you but I’m starting to think it’s futile. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6576 Well ‘Burden’ is my middle name. Care to join me for a drink? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6577 Care to stop for a drink on your way down 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6578 Ma'am, I am once again asking for your financial support. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6579 Down hill is always harder. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6580 Never get tired of Rock & Roll, do you, Sisyphus? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6581 When you get the chance I’d love another Chardonnay. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6582 So, what do you do to stay fit? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6583 Someone should tell Zeus about timeouts. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6584 After I finish my drink,I will Rock and Roll with you. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6585 You could try an over-the-shoulder boulder holder. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6586 Sis you try to hard. I don’t mind your ego, why not give it a rest and have a drink with me? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6587 ‘My what a big boulder you have,too bad you can’t lift it ,Donald.’ 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6588 Men rule on Earth, but Women rule here. Now keep going. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6589 Here's an idea. You sit here and I'll push the rock. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6590 Can I not tantalize you,Sisyphus? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6591 Can't join you here. All my drinks are on the rock. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6592 Managment decided to install the old barriers from 1918 to keep the rustic look 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6593 No hurry, but I’ll take a Campari and soda on your way back. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6594 So, you do this often? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6595 Congratulations! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6596 Let me tell you about frustration. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6597 No thanks - I like mine straight up. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6598 Doesn't that get old, all those orders for something on the rocks? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6599 If you must know, it’s my kinetic energy demonstration 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6600 Every day is leg day in hell. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6601 Bozic! Ain’t you tired of building the drinks? Since ages you seem to have rolling them down now. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6602 Oh hey, way to go F. T.! Now that you’ve rolled it back to New Year’s Eve, do we get to watch the ball drop again?! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6603 It's hell on Earth but at least we are still doing offsites 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6604 I requested the martini up but good effort 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6605 Yeah, I get It... once I think ive found the one It always goes downhill for me too. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6606 Picture me Rollin’ 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6607 Hey there, catch you on your way back down? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6608 Enough of this fuss, sissy! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6609 How’s it rollin’? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6610 Don’t even bother, they’ve already got all the boulders they needed 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6611 Oh my god I also love rock and roll! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6612 Never seen Rolling Stones, I sure am excited! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6613 That's a good wine 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6614 Join me once you finish 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6615 You can do it. Only a little more eternity to go. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6616 That’s some weight on your shoulders! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6617 Keep up honey! We're not in the fitness era of quarantine anymore; we've moved on to self-bartending. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6618 Lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine” #80sschoolsecretaryline 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6619 It's absurd, yes, but wait until the nausea kicks in. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6620 I'll order it neat next time. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6621 I’ve been waiting for you to roll up 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6622 Happy Hour with Sisyphus 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6623 You don’t seem that happy... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6624 I'm Rocking, but u are Rocking Hot!! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6625 Excuse me, I'll take a glass of the house syrah when you get a chance. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6626 I liked you Sisyphus, maybe after you are done with this rock thing we can go to my place 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6627 Excuse me sir, is Rock Hard hyphenated? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6628 Oh? Well a little penicillin will clear that right up, no need to torture yourself. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6629 I know you can’t see it, but I am doing this with a wedgie to boot! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6630 Different ends of the same rope 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6631 I love a man with some camusian purpose 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6632 It feels nice to finally switch jobs, doesn’t it? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6633 Who are you? I swiped right on Dwayne... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6634 Hey handsome, wanna play the dating game again? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6635 patriarchy trying to push away feminism like ... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6636 This isn’t what I expected when you said you like Rock and Roll 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6637 This-isyphus-sy attitude coming from someone with gainful employment. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6638 I see you have a job AND work out. Have you ever read Camus? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6639 -So where is your emotional baggage? - You Are standing on it. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6640 A little something in the way is all. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6641 Hardwork made me age this fast. Do not peddle this road, young miss. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6642 It looks like this 2020lb rock its about to run you over! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6643 I just love a man who's into Rock 'N Roll 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6644 Shirley knew deep down he would be like the rest, just trying to get their rocks up. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6645 My fear is you’re one trip away from joining an incel forum. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6646 I prefer scrolling down, don't you? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6647 I’ll pass. I’ve dated many a man and his privileges. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6648 Hey, Sisyphus, I'd love to have a drink with you on your day off. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6649 No visitors today either Sisiphys. You just keep pushing that boulder until Zeus stops by! 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6650 Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6651 So what time do you get off work, Sisyphus? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6652 No I’m good, thanks. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6653 Waiting on some friends. Mind checking if they’re here on your next trip down? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6654 Recent fashion design graduates entering a work system that pays mainly in "experience" and "exposure". 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6655 Oh, there he is... Must have misunderstood mommy saying daddy was a rolling stone 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6656 You can only pass this point if you fill in the application 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6657 I will have a lecture on you, what shall I say people when they ask me how you are feeling? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6658 When I said rock, paper and scissors. I didn't really mean get a rock. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6659 I’m here for the RI conference 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6660 Thought you said you were going up here to "sit and whine." 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6661 So what kind of music do you listen to? No wait, lemme guess... Is it rock? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6662 I have beautiful eyes? Really?! That's the best you can do? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6663 Honestly Bill! Wouldn’t equal pay be a simpler option? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6664 Keep going, the glass ceiling is close by! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6665 Come join me for a drink. That rock will still be there tomorrow. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6666 I may not still be here when you come down. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6667 Was there a dress code for the rock bottom? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6668 Can I interest you in a rock down during lockdown miss ? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6669 - "Have you considered shipping the rock?" 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6670 My lady, to rock and roll,there should be no rocks to roll. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6671 Should I give you 100 gallons of wine? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6672 gayefontoura Oh, I get it. Grandpa does Groundhog Day. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6673 I'm so sick of those CrossFit maniacs 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6674 Let's just say my last relationship didn't end on the best of terms. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6675 .....”I get obsessive/compulsive when I drink? And what makes you an expert...” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6676 I like older men, but not this old 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6677 May as well just let it roll back down and wait for 2021; you're definitely not winning this round. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6678 Alcohol is the curse of the working class 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6679 And this is only Contestant #1. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6680 Trust me, you don't want to be with me. My life is a mess 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6681 A Cosmo before breakfast? Now that's absurd. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6682 Heavy drinking routine never made more sense than now 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6683 Sorry, my therapist told me to stop carrying other peoples baggage 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6684 Stephan hated working over the weekends. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6685 I told you working from home wouldn't be any fun." 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6686 Why aren’t you smiling, baby? Smile! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6687 C’mon, wouldn’t you like to imagine Sisyphus as happy? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6688 At the first rest-stop in hell, I offer you extra salty peanuts and a very dry martini 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6689 This is how we roll 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6690 Have we met? You look familiar.” (written by David, certainly not his wife 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6691 So.... you are just getting here know?? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6692 I'll be done as soon as you know what you want to order 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6693 so... meanwhile I was wondering why you don't fight for your rights? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6694 I worked hard to get where I am too. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6695 Yeah...I've already tried it. This won't break the glass ceiling. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6696 She makes it look so easy 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6697 Happy Monday Jack. Happy Monday Sarah 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6698 Be a dear. Roll that a little to the left. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6699 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted it on the rocks... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6700 I wanted to make a name for myself before I die. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6701 You said you wanted scotch on the rocks! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6702 Hey Sisyphus! Why don’t you drop that boulder and join me for a drink?” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6703 Wanna impress me? Do it in heels. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6704 I hear this scandal is going to be the one! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6705 I know how you feel, I can never get a second date. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6706 Sorry, I’d get closer but I dropped my face mask about 1/2 way up the hill. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6707 ‘Internal Pain’ is the new ‘External Pain’ FYI. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6708 Come back when you’re done 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6709 ...I guess you could say I regret all those “Sysiphian state of modern dating” jokes. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6710 One should imagine Sisyphus horny. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6711 I ordered a Manhattan. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6712 You could say I've got baggage. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6713 Could be worse, at least you don’t have to drink this shit. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6714 Go ahead. He's waiting for you. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6715 'I'm usually the one who breaks the ice, but I see this time is different. Be right back.' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6716 Please dress appropriately next time 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6717 'Myth of Sisyphus is not a myth after all' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6718 Excuse me, what’s up with this place? There’s only White Zinfandel on the menu... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6719 you can have my number once you're done with that rock 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6720 Look at you! They gave you a round boulder and you get to keep going! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6721 Rolling through 2020 like a rock... star 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6722 When you’re done rolling that uphill could you bring me another olive. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6723 Were you the one who ordered wine on the rocks? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6724 I've seen you rollin' in and out of here. Scotch on the Rocks? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6725 To reach the mountaintop bar, you’ll have to show me the stamp on your left wrist. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6726 Oh sure, but try online dating sometime. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6727 So what do you think about Kamala as VP? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6728 My story? Well, this is going to sound a little absurd 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6729 Igneous rock forms into diamonds, so don't judge 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6730 Finally getting some traction? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6731 I'll catch you on the downside after you've cleaned up a bit. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6732 I’ll be back down later😘 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6733 Um, can you please wear your face mask the right way 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6734 If you put a rock that big on my finger you have a chance. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6735 I didn’t mean “on the rocks” literally 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6736 Don’t let men deceive you, it’s us who’ve been dragging this load around all this time. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6737 ‘In your tinder profile the bolder was a lot smaller’ 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6738 'sup?" "'sup. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6739 „I still don’t believe you’re Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones...“ 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6740 Hey ol'man lemme show yu how to get stoned in stone age 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6741 I said “give me a call, not a ball...” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6742 I said a Boulevardier on the rocks, not a Boulder on the rocks. I’m guessing this one is on the house? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6743 You finally know what having balls really means... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6744 Where am I? Oh well, doesn’t matter. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6745 It says nothing in the rulebook about taking a break. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6746 Sisyphus? I'll have you know the clinic said I'm clean as a whistle! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6747 Dude you should try Pilates instead" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6748 Little help here? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6749 Can I buy you a highball? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6750 I hope I’m not blocking your view 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6751 Hey sailor, do you come here often? Seems like I've seen you here before. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6752 Jesus, not you again! If this is your full time job I bet the boss doesn't pay for workers' comp. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6753 You may be the original rock and roller! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6754 Would you like to try your hand at a pair of boulders? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6755 Do I have a light...I don't know, hold this and I'll check. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6756 You forgot to put on your cleated sneakers and your kevlar gloves! Do you want to take a break and have a drink? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6757 Sisyphus, I realize you said that you had some work to finish up before our date, but it seems like you're taking forever! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6758 So whaddaya doing after work? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6759 Hey, Sissy. Ever wonder what all the fuss is about? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6760 Distraction point C was always a tricky part of the annual Holy Man hardship trials. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6761 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6762 I'm not impressed by your repeated efforts to show off, big fella. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6763 Let me guess, you still listen to 70's rock. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6764 Relax, Sisyphus. Let it roll. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6765 Dinner's ready. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6766 You know, once you reach the top, its just going to roll down the other side. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6767 Then stay for wine on the way back? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6768 Ahhh, I thought the sign said “The Rolling Stones”???? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6769 I think you took what I said" On the rocks" a little too literal, but by all means, go right ahead a make a mountain out of a mole hell ! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6770 I know I asked the barman for the rolling stones but I meant Mick, Keith and mates 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6771 It’s just how I roll. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6772 Hey,big boy,busy later? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6773 That's the jumbo chip nut? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6774 I like a man with ambition. Order me a whiskey on the rock? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6775 You still have fifteen minutes left to go for happy hour! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6776 Highball? Uhm, no thanks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6777 You must have misheard me, I didn't say "rock". 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6778 I prefer my drinks on the rocks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6779 Hey Sis, where it at? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6780 Bet you get hard as a rock, baby. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6781 Hey Sisyphus, how's about you sittin down with me and havin a nice talk about your frustrations, huh? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6782 You'll find your usual table at the top there, and wi you be staying for your food this time? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6783 „Every fail is a chance, boy“ 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6784 Hurry!! Earth needs our help right now", said the man. "You go ahead, I'll catch up once my wine is done", said the privilege 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6785 So we are here, but where is Logos? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6786 They told me I’d meet Harrison Ford... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6787 I was never told reliving my worst online date too was part of my eternal fate. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6788 Buy you a drink, rockstar? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6789 It’s simple. I’m rich because I work a billion times harder than you. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6790 Poor soul - I should really donate to his cause when I get home 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6791 I wished it wasn't 2020, I said take me back to the way it was... Poof! Did I wish too hard?? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6792 Hello, hoping you are having a good time here mam, please don't worry I will take care of this rock. #humbleman #dailywage-earner 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6793 what men see when they hear feminism 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6794 Okay, let’s try this mask thing again. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6795 Mr. Rolling Stone I expected you! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6796 The last few months haven’t been that bad! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6797 'you would look a lot prettier with a smile, honey' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6798 I thought your profile said you were taller 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6799 I brought you a gift 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6800 Now that’s one guacamole trick I’ve never seen! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6801 How about a whiskey on the rocks?” “Thanks, but I’m having a ball down here. Post lockdown perhaps? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6802 Every day huh? Well, that's more often than I see my waiter. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6803 When I said I wanted it on the rocks, that’s not what I meant. Keep trying. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6804 Oh you must have misheard, I wanted a bolder wine. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6805 Sissy Frizz! You Rock! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6806 Stop by for a sip on your way back down! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6807 Stop asking women to touch your ball, no wonder men find dating such an uphill struggle! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6808 It's happy hour... Care to join?" 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6809 Hey, Big Boy, How about come up and see me sometime. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6810 I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.1091 0.05609 55 48 2 2
6811 Hi. What's your name? 1.1091 0.05609 55 49 2 2
6812 You could be a little bolder! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6813 Sisyphus had some thing to look up to afterall 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6814 You don’t have any emotional baggage I should worry about right? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6815 You need a chain for that ball, Honey? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6816 The question isn't what am I doing...or even what are you doing...it's, "Is it worth doing?". 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6817 Your choice, forget about your day job or forget about me! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6818 Sissy honey, why don't you drop your silly rocks and come have a drink with little ole Aphrodite? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6819 They sell them, at the top of the mountain. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6820 We'll catch up on the way down. 1.1071 0.05512 56 51 2 2
6821 Don’t mind me. I’ll be leaving soon a lot faster than I arrived. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6822 So you're like the Geico Caveman, right? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6823 Return to School Planning 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6824 Well, your profile DID say you like to rock n roll. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6825 Propping up the bar is tireless work 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6826 I was doing that too, until I realized that I had magical powers. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6827 Will you buy me a drink -this- time?? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6828 Not sure that's what they meant when he said "On the rocks." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6829 Thank you for the warning, but if they've been here since you begin your work day I'm sure the peanuts are just fine. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6830 Frankly, I’m tired of reminding you. I’m not your sis. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6831 Did anyone ever tell you that your act is monotonous? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6832 Hi. My name's Rocksie. Let's get stoned together. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6833 One of these days you really ought to stop and have a drink with me. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6834 Lie down and you’ll make a good impression. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6835 For all the money you’re saving on Peloton, I’d think you could do a lot better with your personal style. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6836 Can't talk right now gotta bring this giant orb full of piss to the piss store before they close 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6837 When you're done with that, get me an olive. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6838 Yeah, well I hear that the Apex girls are most impressionable. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6839 Do you prefer up or down? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6840 Drop everything and have a drink. I like strong, older men. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6841 A few carats a few years sooner would have been more impressive. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6842 Hi Sisy, I'm Phus, need a hand with that thang? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6843 Hey Sexy. Glad to see you coming up. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6844 It's after 5:00. Stop being a workaholic and have a drink with me. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6845 Rollover here on your way down for a little fun. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6846 I see you are a first timer! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6847 Thank you for blocking the rock. Come here and have a glass of wine. "Lady, thank you for coming here often" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6848 Excuse ME...I came all the way up here to hopefully enjoy my Old Fashioned in peace....What do I get ? Some old mute religious monk trying to run the only pickup line he can think of !!!! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6849 Did you bring an ice pick? That will hardly fit in my glass. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6850 Wanna come over here and drop your load honey? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6851 Wow, what ball! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6852 Let me know if you want a hand with that. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6853 Go faster?! Have you seen the Sisyphus thing?! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6854 Wasn't hard to find you. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6855 Oh hello again, Sisyphus. No, you don't have to sign in to Hades. We know you. See you again tomorrow! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6856 I assume you want yours neat, not on the rocks. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6857 Ice. It means “over ice.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6858 For as long as I can remember, you've been my roll model. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6859 Wait until you get to be a minority. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6860 Is this your happy hour? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6861 Join me when you're done? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6862 You should get a 'phus-bit. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6863 Fall for me again, Sissy 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6864 The lockdown hasn’t been good for Wilson 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6865 Reality tv has gotten weird. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6866 Déjà vu gn 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6867 It’s a long way to the top, isn’t it? This is why it didn’t work out for us. You never get to the point. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6868 Who's the wise one now, King Sisyphus? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6869 I just need to finish this quickly then I‘ll be right with you. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6870 Yeah, but the tapas are great. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6871 ...and then my ex-boyfriend said, ...you know this is the good part I’ll wait until you come back around again. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6872 Keep trying to flatten the curve, I’m going to sit here maskless and enjoy my Cuomo Chips. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6873 You look just like your picture! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6874 I've had men try to crush on me, but this is ridiculous. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6875 I thought you were reserving a table for two? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6876 Papa was a rolling Stone, my son 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6877 Wanna get a drink after you get off work? I can wait. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6878 Hey handsome, why don't you leave that big rock over there and come have a drink with me? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6879 Another high roller, trying to impress a lady? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6880 - Hey, are you John from 'meet local guys carrying large boulders up mountains . com"? - No, mam 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6881 ARE YOU THE SISYPHUS WHO WAS BRINGING ME MY OLIVE? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6882 Hah, Hercules does it running. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6883 I beg to disagree...I am sure you can spare two ice cubes and not lighten your snowball. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6884 Ok, *now* you can buy me a drink. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6885 Try doing it backwards in heels. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6886 Hey, sugar. Have you been a naughty boy? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6887 Hi, Sailor. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6888 I told you, I'm not impressed. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6889 I'm guessing you don't come here very much. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6890 Get me another Marrini when you’re done. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6891 Just a few more, and we’ll have enough to draw the powerball. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6892 Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to be early so took a walk around the block. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6893 NewYorker Will Prevail 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6894 Is that a rock that you’re rollin, or are you just happy to see me? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6895 Now these are simpler times! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6896 Don’t blame me, you chose to watch the kids 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6897 This is nice but it makes you look shorter than what your profile indicated 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6898 On the rocks, Sis 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6899 No, Sysiphus. “WFH” stands for “Work From Home.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6900 When will you find time for me? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6901 That's not what I thought you meant when you said that you were involved in the rock and roll business. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6902 Hi there, why don't you take a break. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6903 This may sound old-fashioned, but you could have just bought me a drink. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6904 You didn't need to bring your own rock. The bartender has plenty of ice. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6905 Bring me another round. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6906 Oh so you are telling me all you did for this date was taking a shower to come see me? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6907 I like a man with focus and persistence...and strong calves. Join me for a drink? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6908 Hi ! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6909 A little to the left and then again. #Whine.never.tasted.so.good. Me too. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6910 When you see Sisyphus, please tell him he's late. We were to have that drink an hour ago. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6911 Thanks, but I didn’t order it on the rocks. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6912 Sisyphus: "Come here often?" 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6913 So what kind of music are you into? Beatles or The Rolling Stones? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6914 That's not how it's served, when u say "whiskey, on the rocks, pls" 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6915 Do you pass by here every day? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6916 Now honestly, it's my haircut or the way I tell my jokes... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6917 Hi, Darlin’, my name’s Sisyphus. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6918 Why, Sissy Fuss. What's yours? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6919 You should tell your boss to take that job and shove it. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6920 I was like you but I discovered wine 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6921 I gave it up for Happy Hour. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6922 Cause it’s three O’Clock somewhere, right? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6923 Fancy seeing you here. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6924 I'll just drop this off and be with you in a minute." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6925 Yelp says this place serves the best wine with the best view of rock and roll. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6926 Funny, It feels like I’ve been up this road before 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6927 On your way back down can you get me another glass of Chardonnay? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6928 Whenever you're ready" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6929 That’s a good way to “Drop a Nut”. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6930 You can "rock & roll" with me anytime. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6931 Hey here, sailor, looking for a good time? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6932 Did I not see you here before coming down? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6933 It would be easier with a Moscow mule. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6934 I see why they call it the Impossible burger. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6935 Watch it for you while you run to the men’s room? I swear, if I hear that line one more time . . . 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6936 The Quarry Happy Hour from 4-6. Free tapas with drink purchase! The Quarry, it's a ROCKIN' good time! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6937 Great, but I will need a bigger glass. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6938 I don’t like merlot either. It seems so solid, so heavy. Not he best way to end the day. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6939 I'd like a whiskey on the rock, please. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6940 Hey Sis, you lookin' a bit Over the hill these days! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6941 Why don't you drop over by yourself sometime? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6942 You're an on the rocks kind of guy are you 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6943 Thanks, but that's not what I meant when I asked about having a ball! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6944 Will you be home for dinner tonight? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6945 Because of Covid you have to serve yourself. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6946 Going about it that way, you will never gather any moss. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6947 You will be done as soon you turn it into 1000 pieces for our "on the rocks" drinks but good job so far Thor. One day you will ready to tend bar." 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6948 If you don't leave it at the rock check, I'm going home. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6949 See? This is why I don't like these online dating sites. You're not at all what I expected. Your profile should have said "rock difficult" or "rock strenuous". And you didn't even bother to shave! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6950 "Most of my socializing relies on having boulder conversation starters. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6951 You ordered an Old Fashioned on the rocks. Just give me a minute to climb up there. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6952 Scotch on the rocks? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6953 I don't know who Sisyphus is, because I'm culturally illiterate. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6954 I have a bet about you going with the girls at the office. Come here and I'll tell you what it is. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6955 you would rock..... if you had a mask on 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6956 Have a drink on the way down 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6957 Come have a glass or three with me, I promise your fruitless task will wait for you. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6958 I know you're thinking,"There is scarcely any passion without struggle," but topping off this drink couldn't hurt. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6959 And you were saying? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6960 You act like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6961 Hey handsome, buy you a drink? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6962 It's incredible how competitive speed dating has become! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6963 Oh, there you are again, I was hoping for a red tie. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6964 Rayette thought it may be one of the lesser Baldwins. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6965 I know it seems like forever, but you’ll still probably finish before dinner comes. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6966 Diogenes? No. Pythagoras? No. Mick Jagger? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6967 Trust me. I’ve been there. It’s highly overrated. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6968 One must imagine Sisyphus in bed 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6969 The Future Feminists Want^TM 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6970 Hey, Sisy Got time to stop for a drink? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6971 Crushing isn't it? I'm throwing down drinks and you're getting a lot of exercise. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6972 ...and all this time I thought Chuck Berry started rock and roll! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6973 I ordered on the rocks! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6974 Sorry, it doesn't get more impressive with repetition. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6975 This time, for sure. Can you order me a scotch on the rocks? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6976 Seriously? Harvey Wallbanger? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6977 ' When Sissy Met Phussy' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6978 Wanna get your rock off? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6979 Where you going with that rock?” “What this? Oh, I’m going to roll it over my hut and make an insurance claim! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6980 Actually, I was told I was going to meet one of the Rolling Stones. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6981 Sorry for the trouble can I instead have the martini straight up Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6982 The boulder is bigger in your profile. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6983 I’m envious. Demographics, grunt with or without the hangover. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6984 Red or white, Honey? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6985 Come here often, Sisyphus? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6986 Hey Sys! I’m havn’ a ball too! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6987 Ever feel like the world is weighing you down? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6988 I don't put on my mask, you get Covid-19 and die. And so what? You don't get to chase your stupid rock back down for the ten millionth time? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6989 If you're going to live a myth, really live it. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6990 What a muscular futility! I sure like the way you go nowhere. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6991 Close....I said on the ROCKS! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6992 Buy a gal a drink on the rocks, big boy? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6993 You can stop, I said no syphilis not Sisyphus. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6994 So tell me Mr. Sisyphus; I love them, but how many passes must you make before you finally stop to have a drink with me ? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6995 Well, I'll just be waiting for you to finish, won't I. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6996 Good to see you, but I meant vodka rocks ! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6997 Take a load off and have a drink. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6998 Does that boulder go all the way up? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6999 Have a drink. I‘m way ahead of you. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7000 ...aged, on the rocks...figuratively speaking! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7001 Remember me? I'm where you saw yourself in five years. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7002 And, how, exactly, Miss, would you "Really rock my world? 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
7003 You’re in luck! It’s rock and roll night in the bar. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7004 No caption. Label the lady "Devos" , the old man "School principles" and the rock "parents" 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7005 Hey you! Can I buy you a drink? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7006 The summit seems less relevant now ! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7007 How interesting... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7008 Hang on. I have 10 minutes left on my break. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7009 Jill fantasized about the ultimate evening - drinking a glass of wine while Atlas completed the honey-do list. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7010 Why don't you just let it melt 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7011 Where have we met before? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7012 That's sweet but I meant that I loved Boulder, Colorado. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7013 So you told them your size was extra large ... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7014 Would it help if I gave you one of my old over-the-shoulder-bolder holders? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7015 When I told you I would match you one drink for every one of your trips, I never thought I would get so hammered. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7016 My friend warned me me that you took forever to find the appropriate stone 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7017 After that rolls back down again, how about joining me for a drink? We can discuss the definition of insanity! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7018 You again? You're awfully pushy. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7019 I’m so sorry. There’s no reservation for Sisyphus. Do you want to make another reservation for tomorrow? And the day after that? And the next day? And the next . . . . 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7020 Dr Fauci and his uphill battle 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7021 Hey, Sis. What up? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7022 Oh, Sisy, for me? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7023 You can’t beat the view but it’s BYOB. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7024 It’s not that we have nothing in common. At least we share an interest in rock and roll. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7025 I don’t do men who don’t valet. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7026 Sir there's a two rock minimum. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7027 Sorry, we ran out of OJ. Want some cereal? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7028 When they say “on the rocks,” they really mean it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7029 I don't believe in masks either. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7030 Great idea! I'll have one on the rocks and another straight up! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7031 Gosh, I sure hope you're Ted. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7032 Wait until you hear what I made the last guy do to buy me a drink, rest his soul. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7033 Does this mean you'll be late for cocktails again? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7034 Is the casino open yet? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7035 I’’ve always found Camus to be a little unrelatable. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7036 How sweet of you, but when I asked for On-The-Rocks... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7037 OK I get the point, but jazz is still better than rock and roll 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7038 You ever take a break? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7039 I'm sorry, I can't let you pass. You have to go back and get a mask. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7040 Join me for a drink on your way back. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7041 President Trump plans to make that the keystone of his wall. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7042 Ok, So I'm a little impressed.Where do you work? What kind of car do you drive? etc. etc. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7043 I asked for Rolling Rock! It's a bottled beer not eternal damnation! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7044 No, I ordered mine neat. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7045 Well, how about a good time on your way back then? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7046 Looking good, Sisyphus. Join me for a drink on the way back down? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7047 Is it as hot as Hades, or is it just you? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7048 out of town owners, motivated sellers, but they want all cash,in rubles 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7049 I can see where "on the rocks" would mean a whole mess of things. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7050 Sisyphus, would you like to join me? It's one of their boulder wines. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7051 Are you stone cold sober? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7052 I can't wait an eternity for you, Sisyphus. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7053 Can you make mine on the rocks? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7054 Wouldn't you rather have a drink with me than roll stones down on all mankind. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7055 Have a seat--worst case it only seems like an eternity. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7056 You -do- come here often! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7057 LOVE TO SHARE A DRINK WITH YOU. I'VE ALWAYS LIKED BOULDER MEN. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7058 I’m afraid it’s not going to work out between us Sisyphus... It seems I‘’m destined to swipe right for the rest of eternity. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7059 You been doin' that for 40 years? We have styrofoam now! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7060 Now THAT's what I call having a ball. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7061 It started out as an ice cube for your drink, but you're never satisfied with anything! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7062 How about a drink, Sis, on your ways down? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7063 If you could fit a shower into all the existentialist angst I might give you a chance. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7064 Honey, all I asked for was an ice cube! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7065 Yo Ol' Man, still livin' in the Stone Age? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7066 How did your parents know to name you Sisyphus? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7067 When you have a second, I’d like another glass of rosé. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7068 Usually folks just bare with the stone on the way up! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7069 Mick Jagger was so clever when singing that song... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7070 When I said "On the rocks" I didn't mean a boulder! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7071 Well I guess i’m condemned to drink Pinot for the rest of eternity... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7072 Do you have an olive? Could you hold this a minute, I've an itch.... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7073 I am going back to living under it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7074 Say, what does a girl have to do to get a second look around here? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7075 My punishment was to have to sit at a bar for eternity without my Jimmy Choos. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7076 Here's the chocolate you asked for! 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
7077 I’m sorry, we’re only seating those with reservations at the moment. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7078 Can you grab me a Chardonnay on your way back down? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7079 Now that's about the size of a rock I want. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7080 Sorry I have boyfriend 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7081 We'll see ya next week, when you'll be in the same exact spot as this week 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7082 Could you bring some olives next time you come by? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7083 It really isn't that difficult, Baby. All you need to do is buy my me a drink and tell me I'm beautiful. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7084 Be a dear and bring me some ice. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7085 Hey Sis', there's a cocktail here with your name on it, once you get that boulder business out of the way." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7086 Table for one for Wiseman—top of the hill. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7087 Do you want to get the ball rolling? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7088 You really know how to make a girl wait, handsome. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7089 I guess you could say I like a man who rolls his own. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7090 I think I jumped to the wrong conclusion when you said you got me a big rock. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7091 No, I asked for a Sizzy Fizz. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7092 Lets get together for a drink on your way down. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7093 Can't you come up with a fresher line than "haven't I seen you here before?". 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7094 Yeah, Yeah, so who's now tending the bar? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7095 This trying to impress me thing is getting old. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7096 Hey guy. Rollin' my way? Again? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7097 You know, a dating app will give you the same result. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7098 Don’t put me between a rock and a hard place 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7099 Welcome to 1 billion!  I’ll be here for the rest of eternity! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7100 No I said rocks, as "on the rocks" for my drink. Would you be a dear and bring some when you come down? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7101 You really should try letting go. Can I buy you a drink? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7102 How much longer? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7103 You look like you work out. Can I buy you a drink? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7104 Oh Sisyphus would you give it a break for once and let me by you a drink! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7105 Order me a drink. I’ll be right back. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7106 Get a load off him! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7107 Hey Mick, on the way down stop by and sing me a little song 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7108 Finding a decent date is the most Sisyphean task of all. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7109 Like Ginger Rogers, I did it backwards and in heels. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7110 Life’s too short not to enjoy what you do Sisy 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7111 The original Hard Rock Café. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7112 Hay handsome, when's your shift end? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7113 That’s not quite what I meant when I said I like that old time rock and roll 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7114 Hey Sisyphus, care to join me for a drink when you’re done rolling that boulder up the hill? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7115 Well you certainly know how to keep a lady waiting. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7116 Camus wrote that we should imagine you as being happy. I can imagine you very happy . . . . 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7117 Oh, and my friend Cindy, she's so funny, just the other day she ... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7118 Come join me when you finish. Happy Hour never ends in Hades. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7119 Do you want me to order you one on the rocks? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7120 Zeus was prescient in valuing the importance of lifetime job security. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7121 You’re still too old for me, Cyrillus. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7122 How Indians are brought home during Covid- Expats Vs Common Man 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7123 Use those bootstraps! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7124 You can't tell me the American dream is dead. Just look at that sweet, poor old man over there working his way up. Good for you honey! Me? No I was born at the top. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7125 A gondola you say? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7126 Hey, handsome. Come by here often? #readingisfundamental 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7127 I just wanted to meet for a drink... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7128 This bar really nailed the prehistoric theme! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7129 I’m sure there’s a lesson here somewhere 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7130 : “So glad you could take a little break from work to meet up with me”. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7131 Oh Sisyphus, you’re a tireless flirt 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7132 Civilians do all the work for the billionaires or anyone who's deemed more important in societies eyes 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7133 Oh Gods, not this conversation again. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7134 excuse me 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7135 Care to join me for a nightcap when you're finished? 🤣 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7136 That's not what I meant by, "if you like it put a ring on it" talk about being rock blocked. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7137 Why does it feel like they raise the bar on peak performance every day? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7138 So this is what it’s like to be a white male. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7139 Queen or The Rolling Stones? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7140 Ok so that’s one glass of wine, and here’s your Cuomo mandated meatball to stay 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7141 Sisyphus 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7142 If this is rock, where’s “hard place”? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7143 Is there anything else I can do for you? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7144 well Death and Co was closed, so I thought, what the hell 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7145 c'mon, 2020's already over 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7146 reservation? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7147 I could have sworn your profile said "fertility specialist" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7148 I see a lot of unmasked passion there! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7149 That’s funny. These days you get to be president for that kind of stuff! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7150 dog eat your homework again? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7151 Don’t mind me. Just trying to keep 2020 from hitting rock bottom. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7152 You must be Sisyphus. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7153 Hello Mr.Sisyphus; my name is Happiness! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7154 Can you please leave name and a mobile number for contact tracing? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7155 I’m not falling for this again 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7156 Hey, Buddy. You like boulders? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7157 „Our role play characters somehow don’t match, Honey. Wasn‘t today’s theme secret agent.“ 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7158 So you think high rollers impress me? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7159 It takes balls to handle this massive rocky ball 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7160 Is it really this hard for a man to approach a women at a bar these days? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7161 More warm nuts, ma’am? @tiffanymnelson07 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7162 This snowball is going back to hell! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7163 Caution: Gender Rolls 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7164 How about when you’re done with that you come rock my world 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7165 Sisyphus says hi 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7166 You go ahead. Because behind every successful man, there's a woman. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7167 I see you work out but that belly says you like to drink, care to join? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7168 If you want to make it in this world, you need to learn how to network. That rock is a personal choice. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7169 Is it too early for me to ask a hand with this? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7170 You know stones are really bad for your kidneys, right? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7171 This is the last time I go on a date with a CrossFit instructor 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7172 POTUS starts his day 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7173 I said on the ROCKS. That's just one rock. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7174 I would help you but I just ordered another round 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7175 Hey hot stuff, rolling my way? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7176 Stop messing about, we don’t carry our own weight up here. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7177 It’s ok—I’m friends with the president. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7178 Ok... last time ..Park closes in 10 minutes 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7179 Can I have a water ?! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7180 Thankfully they opened the bars so we can take a break 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7181 @@ “I’ve seen men with bigger balls but never this far up the mountain “ 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7182 Your profile didn’t mention you were a baller? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7183 We build our life on the hope for tomorrow, yet tomorrow brings us closer to death and is the ultimate enemy. Anyway, once my friend gets back from the restroom, we're hitting the club. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7184 Oh, don’t be such a sissy. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7185 Hey there! Keep up the good work 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7186 this one's coming back fast and hard 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7187 Hey, Sisy, you’d think a fella as crafty as yourself could figure out how a wedge works. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7188 I’ve opted to do a different thing with my rock 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7189 Sir, it’s still going to be a 45 minute wait for a table. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7190 want a glass? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7191 You're new. Not much of a rind on you. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7192 I meant I wished you were bolder. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7193 Zeus has updated you eternal punishment. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7194 Next time your at the bottom would you tell the bartender I could use a refill? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7195 One on the rocks again? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7196 you push rock up hill 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7197 Do I have a steady job? Let me tell you, I"ve been in construction like forever... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7198 What kind of music do you like? I’m a fan of rock but I could see why you wouldn’t be 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7199 'chips are for free once you give'em the rock' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7200 who ordered just rocks? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7201 Papa? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7202 I see you still do things the old ways 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7203 If you want to find a meaning in life, maybe you should stop for it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7204 Sizzle Fizz? I just love that name! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7205 Zeuss called. Apparently the rock you were suppose to use this last century is half the size". 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7206 I hate to intrude but where is the bathroom 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7207 When are you going to get a REAL job, Sisyphus? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7208 When I said "on the rocks" I didn't mean... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7209 Hi, my name's Kayleigh. I know what you're going through. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7210 That's not the only ball in town. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7211 I hope that also makes you rock hard. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7212 You really know how to impress a girl! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7213 And if you can do that, I'll let you buy me a drink. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7214 Bare with me, Madam. There's a lot on my plate too. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7215 You da man. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7216 Oh great...another Sisyphus bar. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7217 Just another 25 miles 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7218 Hey Job, nice to see you again. Next time stop for a drink! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7219 Come back when you know what I mean when I say, "Rock." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7220 What’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? Well it’s a complex issue . 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7221 Hi Sisyphus, I’m forever swipe left. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7222 Charles Atlas, table for two. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7223 We have met all the criteria! Your face mask, social distancing, dining and drinking outdoors! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7224 Who’s your chubby friend? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7225 Cheers! See you on your way down. You've been nice to me on your way up. I'll have a martini waiting for you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7226 Thanks, again sweetie, I'll stop off on my way down. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7227 please don't order drinks on the rocks 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7228 While you're up, get me a Grants. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7229 One must imagine that this date is going well. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7230 Make the next one with gin, rolled not stirred. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7231 Oh great - we always have a ball when you’re here 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7232 Hey there! Roll on down for a drink later. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7233 Hi, Hon. I think I can make you feel better about that. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7234 I HAVE ONLY BOOKED THIS TABLE FOR ANOTHER HOUR SO KEEP PUSHING SO I CAN SAY I SAW YOU BREAK THE RECORD 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7235 When you are finished with that rock big guy, come and have a drink with me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7236 The drinks are overpriced but I love the classic rock n’ roll. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7237 So, what's new with you? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7238 Care for a glass of Liquid Courage? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7239 Really leaving no stone intoned 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7240 me at my (ex) job, working hard vs my (ex) manager. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7241 Sisyphus considers joining Bumble 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7242 The Earth is round. Stop seeking out and have a drink with me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7243 I, too, must picture myself happy. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7244 Sorry, that’s not the rock of my choice 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7245 I didn’t order mine on the rocks. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7246 When you’re done with that “monumental task” why don’t you join me for a drink? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7247 The invitation was for a rock and roll party! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7248 Some help getting it up would be much appreciated 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7249 I guess 2020 really has been on the rocks 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7250 Do you allow BYOB? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7251 I said syphilis, not Sisyphus. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7252 Please wait here - we will text you when it is safe to continue 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7253 My bar is set pretty low, so hopeless neurotics are welcome. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7254 It’s 2020 now... you shouldn’t have to do that anymore. Why don’t you drop it and join me for a drink or two? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7255 Woah, your ball rocks. I can only imagine what the other one’s like. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7256 Just relax and enjoy. The real concern is that we’re over-testing for the rock. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7257 Hope they let you through. I cant even get past the glass ceiling, buddy. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7258 Sputnik V? Isn’t it the brand new satellite that explores the universe of the human body? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7259 Care for a chat, Handsome? My day was Hell. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7260 The transition from one Trump Press Sec to another 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7261 If stealing hearts was a crime, you'd be sentenced for life. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7262 Boy, you look strong, got time to buy a girl a drink? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7263 Peanut? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7264 How about once... you come up and see me sometime. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7265 I didn’t know the highballs come with a date! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7266 Hey there big fella, we need to remain at least 6 feet from each other 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7267 Waiting for a pick-up. You? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7268 Hey Sisyphus, what to roll that over to my place? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7269 Hey, which god do you have to blaspheme against to get a dry martini around here? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7270 Never mind, I decided to order it straight up. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7271 yes I said on the rock 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7272 I am sorry to be late. It is heavy 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7273 When you finish with that uphill task, I'm here... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7274 Yes, you can come in and have a drink, but, no, we don't have parking 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7275 Their highball? I wouldn’t recommend it. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7276 Looking for a good time, handsome? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7277 Sisyphus, if you let that stone roll back and crush my bar, you're toast! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7278 Well it was supposed to be a "speed date" but I'm still willing to give you a shot 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7279 Hey young man come and get stoned with me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7280 Let's do this again tomorrow! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7281 Sisy or Sosyphus ... somepin' like that! So yesterday. Weren't you in a Great Lit class I took?" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7282 When did you delete Grindr? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7283 Don't let go, or I'll bowl you over. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7284 Oh, I don't vote. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7285 You've never heard the phrase on the rocks? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7286 Remember, I’m Miss Sisyphus, and you said you’d be right back. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7287 the authorities christened it as an uphill battle over a round of Savignon 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7288 could you fetch me some peanuts next time you pass by? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7289 Welcome to 2021, keep moving please. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7290 I can certainly taste some stone fruit on the palate but pretty stinky on the nose! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7291 Is sharing my burdens really too much to ask? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7292 Like I said, I always drink my whiskey on the rocks 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7293 You’ve got a better shot at getting that up the hill than getting a second date. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7294 In the end things got rocky because he worked too much 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7295 I imagined getting featured in “Rolling Stone” would be different... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7296 If you think you have it rough, try raising a kid - twice as much disappointment and half as much exercise 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7297 Rolling Stone! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7298 Yeah pushing that rock is as pointless as these peanuts I paid for just to get a drink 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7299 Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7300 Now THAT must have been a BIG ELEPHANT! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7301 The accomodations are much better on the way down. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7302 Another round on the rocks coming right up. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7303 Don't worry Sisyphus, I still only earn 81 cents to your dollar 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7304 You do know that once you reach the top it’ll roll down the other side... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7305 Give me a heads-up before you start back down. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7306 Thanks for the drink but are you sure it's not gonna go downhill? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7307 Your package has arrived. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7308 Back in my dad, this was how you impressed a women. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7309 « Hey Sisyphus, I meant a smaller ice cube! » 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7310 I was being sarcastic. I am not available tonight, regardless. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7311 What’s with the boulder, Gramps? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7312 Yes I'm the one that asked for something to cool down my drink, but I was expecting a couple of ice cubes. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7313 You could have faxed the commandments! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7314 You strike me as a guy who likes his drinks on the rock. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7315 Actually, I ordered it "neat" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7316 The boulder is punishment; THIS is torture! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7317 You look absurdly familiar. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7318 You come this way often big guy 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7319 Sheila wanted to see how the other half lives. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7320 Hey Sisyphus you've pulled, so you can stop pushing now! 1.0816 0.05712 49 47 0 2
7321 How 'bout a roll in the hay, big fella? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7322 The rock's fine but you'll need a tie. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7323 You're such a Sisyphus. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7324 Antigravity wins. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7325 I said "not a snowball's chance in hell" NOT "pushing a snowball uphill!" 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7326 Highball on the rocks? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7327 The Summer 2020 Olympics 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7328 Sorry I forgot our anniversary but everyday seems the same to me. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7329 You do you. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7330 Again you forgot to shave! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7331 Yes, I know I'm over qualified, and they said they would call back this week. Plus, Zeus recommended that I apply. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7332 I give you something you can really believe-in and they won't EVER call you a sissy again! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7333 How do you spell Sissyfuss??? 1.0755 0.04547 53 48 2 1
7334 That should pair nicely with Rolling Rock. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7335 Take a load off 1.0741 0.04464 54 49 2 1
7336 Care for a highball? 1.0741 0.04464 54 50 2 1
7337 Oh, hey Sis’ 1.0741 0.04464 54 50 1 1
7338 Can this wait? I'm on a date 1.0741 0.04464 54 50 2 1
7339 And you think you’re having an existential crisis? This is how I met my last four husbands. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7340 You’re supposed to let it roll down, Sisyphus. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7341 They weren't kidding when they said this trail mix may contain extraneous materials, especially rocks. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7342 Well, Sisyphus arrives! They wouldn't hold our table any longer. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7343 That's not what I meant George when I asked you to join me at the Ball. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7344 Rolling a stone gets you no sauce! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7345 Are you sure you wouldn't like a drink? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7346 If you run into Sisyphus please tell him I’m only waiting 5 more minutes, then I’m out of here. Myles Cohen - Atlanta, GA 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7347 Anything to avoid doing the dishes, huh? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7348 I sure hope you’ve polled some women before you carve out those next ten. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7349 Sisyphus! Hi! Want to join me for a drink? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7350 On the rocks is not the same as with one. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7351 Sisyphus, you have got to change that if you want to score here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7352 '"It's kiwi chips and a virgin mimosa." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7353 No Ice Thanks 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7354 That natty loincloth is a nice touch. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7355 Decisions.............. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7356 Whatta you like to do for fun? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7357 When you get a chance, I'd like a menu. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7358 It would have been much easier to go to Boulder Valley than Boulder Mountain 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7359 Would you like some cheese? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7360 So.......where is your mask? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7361 Sure, it may not be easy, but I asked for a frozen margarita, not on-the-rocks. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7362 Sorry, I don't date sissy wusses. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7363 sure that's what they meant by another round? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7364 No, returns are on the 10th floor. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7365 Everything's great. Right, Toots? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7366 That the new virus? I got a beau who assured me it will disappear soon." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7367 I’m just hanging out with my girlfriends. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7368 C’mon over here and take a load off! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7369 Interesting highball you have there. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7370 Honey, we've already invented the wheel. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7371 My Ex had a bigger rock. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7372 Would you like to try a free sample? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7373 There has to be an easier way to crush ice for drinks 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7374 I feel like beetles. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7375 Hop in! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7376 I wanted you to see what it's really like below. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7377 Honey, I ‘m sure I said we needed “BACON”! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7378 Is that a new or an old take on Rock & Roll? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7379 I heard that you’re a big spender back in Yap. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7380 Looks like a great full-body workout. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7381 Wow! The Father of Rock and Roll! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7382 It’s better than it looks, baby! Secure employment! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7383 It’s all uphill from here, darling. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7384 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7385 Finally Sisyphus! Cheers to you. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7386 The ball on you! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7387 You only needed a $2 pass to go up there. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7388 Just so you know, I’ve seen the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular at Hollywood Studios. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7389 Hey big boy, stop back for a drink when you're done. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7390 So Sisyphus, what do you do when you’re not rolling a boulder up a hill? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7391 Hi Sisyphus. Long time no see. LOL 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7392 Going, going.....blonde! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7393 May I carry that for you? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7394 Still trying to change, I see 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7395 Well, Hello! Is that a Sysiphian task you're on, or are you just happy to see me? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7396 So, how long you been doing that? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7397 What do you think is the likely cultural inference of this cartoon? Sisyphean or Faustian? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7398 What? It's leg day. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7399 This is the THIRD time you have pushed that thing by! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7400 Hey, big guy, just keep on rolling. The name's Moss and I've heard a thing or two about your type." 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7401 Hotel Reception: Sisyphus's True Punishment 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7402 Nice to see you again, Donald 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7403 Hi handsome, could you use some company? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7404 Oh come on, Sis! There's a lot more to the world than that. We could be having so much more fun! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7405 Sisyphus, come back and see me once you get that rock to the top. Just don’t take forever. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7406 Just because it rolls doesn't mean you have to take it everywhere, trust me... I know. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7407 BolderFit? Isn't it so ancient? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7408 Sorry, It's peanut for me.. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7409 Hey there Sisyphus, come here often? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7410 I hear you, old man. That's how I felt half an hour ago. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7411 I knew I was on to something when I suggested we replace our excavators with diligent interns 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7412 You should have read the fine print in our amended pre-nup. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7413 Sometimes you just have to let it go sweetheart. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7414 Glad you remember how awesome Shirley Chisholm running for President was in 1972 but you weren't even a zygote in 1972. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7415 keep going Sisyphus, no food for you. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7416 Keep it up, my first husband got it to the top! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7417 Are you sure you want 2 cocktail onions? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7418 Join me on your way back down? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7419 So when was it you joined the gig economy? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7420 I totally get it, every single time I go to Neiman's they're sold out of everything in my size. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7421 Hiya, Nadler! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7422 Hey handsome, stop and have a drink with me. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7423 Impressive huh? But...no. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7424 This place, am I right? Not even a single decent domestic red on the menu. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7425 No, this is NOT 127 Hillside Avenue. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7426 You know that "Rock On" is just an expression, right? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7427 Maybe we could grab a drink later? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7428 The symbolism of the uphill battle of dating mouth-breathers is almost too much to handle. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7429 You passed up a roll in the hay for this ? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7430 Zeus has leveled up. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7431 I ordered a highball but they brought me this margarita instead. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7432 First the rich went to Rome to see lions eat prisoners; now they come to hell to see us 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7433 So Sisyphus, maybe a cocktail after work? Don’t even to try to tell me this job of yours is gonna take forever...... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7434 No sir, I ordered rock LOBSTER. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7435 Ha. You don't have it so bad. I got an endless supply of salted nuts, and exactly one wine spritzer. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7436 Oh, wow! I wished I did ‘push’ instead of ‘pull.’ 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7437 Easy does it! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7438 I can’t wait to give this to ya’ll. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7439 Celebrities saying we're in this Pandemic together. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7440 I have Ein Stein ..I came in advance just in case it might be useful 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7441 Don’t you realize it’s 5 o’clock?? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7442 it’s about time men finally understood 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7443 Finally got it up 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7444 Celebrity Cave Jack! Not Caveman!!! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7445 Your app's called "Sisyphuster?" Yeah, I've heard of it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7446 The man to the woman: " What are you? A politician ? " 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7447 Damn it, I should have carried a table too 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7448 It's all downhill from here darlin'. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7449 I actually ordered jumbo guac... not jumbo rock. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7450 Do us meeting means anything to you? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7451 Ted really was Grace's boulder man. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7452 I'm sorry sir, no reservations under that name. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7453 equitable distribution of resources 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7454 Here’s to the ladies who lunch! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7455 Hey, Is this you called Struggle? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7456 sorry you'll need a mask" 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7457 What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar?! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7458 Nice weekend, Sis? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7459 C‘mon, Adam, it was only an apple. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7460 Hey bushy, wanna roll your big ball over here? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7461 You men are so lucky, you don’t have to be in a hurry to start a family...meanwhile our biological clocks keep ticking away. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7462 The olives must be big, eh? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7463 Hold on... Cheerzzzzz!!! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7464 And the violins played. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7465 So you’re in landscaping. And how long have you been doing that? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7466 Hey Sisyphus why don't you join me for dinner? We're entering phase 3. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7467 Oh don’t mind me, darling. I’m just going to sit here, drink my wine, and imagine you’re happy 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7468 Let me know when you want me to show you how to do that right...and thus just once. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7469 One must imagine Sisyphus horny 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7470 Dear, I believe I said flattering, not flattening. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7471 great! I know what to smash when I get to the top and throw the rock! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7472 This bar has nice music, always good to hear the beatles rolling. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7473 I’m not at a mask-making stage of my evolution yet but but this 6 foot wide rock sure does do the trick! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7474 Keep going, the glass ceiling is up there somewhere. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7475 have you been suffering in quarantine as well? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7476 I know work can be stressful, but have you tried meditating? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7477 You see my dear, you need to push it more like this... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7478 Sir, we have it all figured, and its fuc*ed. I would suggest you to go back 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7479 That’s a great Zoom background 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7480 I guess that makes me the hard place 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7481 Whatever you do, don't shrug. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7482 It's snack time bitch 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7483 Why do you see me, when I'm half-dressed! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7484 I got there first. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7485 What do you mean your going golfing again? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7486 Hey! Haven’t I seen you here before? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7487 One must imagine Sisyphus sex-deprived. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7488 That's the last of them, you can start cordoning off a dance floor. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7489 Not so handsy this time. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7490 How's that I'm-having-a-ball thing working out, Stuart? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7491 No pun intended, but your "role" does not seem to produce a reasonable return on investment. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7492 ‘’Have you ever thought of giving up the rock-rolling and joining a gym?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7493 You want yours on the rocks?" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7494 Hi .. I’m Sissy Why don’t you park that rock and join me?! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7495 I'm really not looking for that kind of commitment right now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7496 I'd love to hear more about your cats when I'm done with this. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7497 You've got your boulder, and I have to go on blind dates... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7498 I asked for it neat. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7499 No, not that rock. Bring me another rock. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7500 Want’a drink ? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7501 I love guys who do CrossFit! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7502 Order me whatever you're having. I'll be by tomorrow at the same time. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7503 Looks like you've been pushin' that rock uphill for a long time. Lemme buy you a drink. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7504 Same old stuff. Different day. Am I right? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7505 The fastest time wins me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7506 Please in the bar. Your table isn't quite ready. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7507 Is that a COVID beard? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7508 Hey, sailor. Come here often? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7509 Perhaps you could join me on the way down. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7510 sisiphus,you are a hunk 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7511 Retirement’s just a stone’s throw away from you, isn’t it, Gil? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7512 Haven't I seen you round here? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7513 Half way is pretty good! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7514 I must say I do love the rough-and-tumble types. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7515 Hey! COVID's over, babe! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7516 Let me buy you a drink. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7517 Come here often, big guy? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7518 Yes, I suppose you could keep doing that for eternity, or you could forget the rock, go shower and shave and come back and see me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7519 Care to dance? Rock 'n Roll? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7520 Doncha think it's about time you start a different career? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7521 Don’t be such a sissy. What’s all the fuss about? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7522 Some called it a mid-life crisis, but Sisyphus knew all he needed was to ditch this dead-end job in order to pursue his true calling - charming the young ladies. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7523 Really? That's the best you can do? No tie, no service. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7524 Want to pause for a drink and peanuts, Sisyphus? I'll give you a little something extra! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7525 I suppose you’d also like me to wear a mask? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7526 Aren’t you supposed to be going uphill, Sweety? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7527 When you're done there, could you raise the volume on the jukebox? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7528 Going my way, stranger? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7529 I like everything on the rocks too. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7530 Hey, Sissy, just roll with it 1.0698 0.03931 43 39 3 0
7531 Hey handsome! How about coming back for a drink with me when your done? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7532 I imagine you’d be HAPPIER with a drink, Sisyphus. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7533 ' "What's a rock aside a little old drink?" ' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7534 Let's rock 'n' roll! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7535 All work and no play makes Sisyphus a very dull boy indeed. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7536 Of course, you know it roles back down again. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7537 Why not let it go there, Sisyphus? Happy Hour was inspired by you. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7538 Did somebody say "On the rocks?" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7539 I’ve heard of drinks “on the rock” before but this is ridiculous! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7540 You know what forget the rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7541 You remind me of this guy - he used to lift too 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7542 Why don't you just take a break and roll your sweet little self over here baby! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7543 you wanted the table with a view... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7544 This boulder can't be the only thing going down on me 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7545 I'll have my next drink on the rocks, please. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7546 Make mine on the rocks 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7547 Better leave that rock baby! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7548 Relax, it’s only rock and roll Babe 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7549 So... got any plans tomorrow? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7550 Hey, baby. Do you come here often? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7551 You'll need shoes, there's sharp stones ahead 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7552 Hey there. I'm Bob. You like rock 'n roll? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7553 Hey! On your next time down let me buy you a drink. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7554 Have you tried this new drink - it's called the "Sisyphus." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7555 You here for the Tuesday night bowling league cowboy? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7556 Mohammed, I thought you would move the whole mountain at once, not rock by rock! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7557 When it comes to rocks, I'm more interested in getting them off. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7558 Good lord what did you eat?!? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7559 Actually, I changed my mind about that vodka on the rocks. Get me a bloody mary instead. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7560 We offer an excellent Sauvignon Blanc at our gym-if you get out your credit card, we can charge it now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7561 Next time, can you please remember the olives? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7562 This place has the perfect vibe for a first date. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7563 How many times do I have to tell you I don't need any big rocks! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7564 After you finish building your snowman made out of rocks, come join me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7565 You said you would call me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7566 Hands-off...I’m married. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7567 Sir, masks are required until your party is seated by the hostess. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7568 I called you a dung beetle because you wouldn’t stop bugging me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7569 Good for you! Most people never actually use their Swiss ball! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7570 Wait there, I'll be right back. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7571 Is that that you, Harry? 2002 Winter Olympics, U. S. Nordic Ski Team, right? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7572 Do you know how far it is to the top? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7573 When you're done, would you like to join me for a drink? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7574 Hey Good Lookin'. When you're done with that, stop by and have a cocktail. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7575 It is easier on the way down. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7576 Is that the jumbo meatless meatball, without sauce, I ordered? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7577 Rock 'n roll, Baby! Rock ' roll! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7578 Hang in there dear, I'm sure he'll show any minute. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7579 Look, every hour is happy hour. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7580 14 dollars for a margarita, now that’s absurd! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7581 How 'bout a drink on the house? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7582 Enough of this! I am going for the glass of wine! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7583 Looks like you've got it Joe 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7584 I’m told you’re the originator of rock and roll. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7585 Blondes have more fun, now that's a futile myth. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7586 Bring me some more pretzels on your next trip, will you hon? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7587 Do you come here often? -Brett Alexander Columbus, Ohio 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7588 It will be easier getting to the top if you let that boulder go! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7589 I'll have another Manhattan, on the rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7590 You should have ordered straight up, and not on the rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7591 Thank you, but I prefer my ice in cubes. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7592 And, in the beginning Rock and Roll was created. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7593 So you think you’ll be back down for a cocktail in, what, 23 minutes? 1.0698 0.03931 43 39 3 0
7594 What? Is it like darts? Well .. whenever you're through there's a margarita with your name on it. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7595 Hey! Will you stop and buy a girl a drink? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7596 Hey, Father Time, what's the point? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7597 Excellent training for our uphill battle election! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7598 Oh My God! Sisyphus, you are a hopeless case. This is not what I meant when I said, “I want a big rock.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7599 Don’t you think Happy Hour would be a better daily routine? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7600 Hey Sisyphus, Zeus had a change of heart and sent me to offer you a drink. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7601 When I asked if the bar had rock 'n roll, I didn't mean this. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7602 Don't worry. I got here late myself. Forgot to wear practical shoes. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7603 If you let me borrow your heels I’ll let you call me Sissy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7604 Keep up the work caveman you are doing great!! oh my, this wine is great! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7605 Be sure to make that a double. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7606 Hi, cutie. You're a bit late, but we can still have a drink. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7607 No thank you, I asked for it frozen, not on the rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7608 Thank God it's Friday,huh! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7609 We're all caught in an endless rut of quotidian chores. But if you'd like a glass of wine? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7610 Excuse me, sir, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be wearing a mask when you get up from your table. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7611 Want a drink for a real ball? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7612 I see he wants his scotch on the rocks! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7613 Well, dating is no easy task either, and, yeah, I come here often. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7614 Bet nobody calls you Sissy anymore 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7615 Hey Sisy, some guy named Camus called and wanted me to tell you that you have a very good life and you must be very proud of yourself. OK? I have to go now for the boring party with gods 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7616 You used a different photo on Match.com. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7617 So, you just thought you’d roll up here...dressed like that?! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7618 Come here often?” “Unfortunately. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7619 I'll be back to take your order as soon as can get this rock to stay put at the top 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7620 Well done Sisyphus. Unfortunately the parking lot is full. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7621 Stop by for a drink on your way down to try again." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7622 Finally, the delivery! Bartender, make my next one on the rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7623 Perfect. I ordered you a Scotch on the rock. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7624 This isn’t what I meant by “gin on the rock” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7625 Push a boulder here often? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7626 Some people live such an uphill challenge, RELAX already! Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7627 No wonder you don't have kids! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7628 Keep pushing that boulder, old-timer... this is a lesbian bar." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7629 I'm wet. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7630 Pulling is easier than pushing pops. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7631 Patriarchal perceptions! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7632 You look a lot different than your profile picture. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7633 I’d appreciate you pushing that thing to the left if it gets too much for you big guy! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7634 Come on, don't be a sissy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7635 In my defense, the service is terrible. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7636 So Mister, do you come here often? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7637 Hi Hercules, care for a sip? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7638 It is what it is, amirite? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7639 Catch you on the way back. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7640 Stop by for a drink on your way back 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7641 One must imagine you thirsty. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7642 Frank,you promised me a nice evening together if it rolled back down again! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7643 Bring me another martini on your next trip up 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7644 Sysyphos, you forgot to do the dishes in the kitchen 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7645 You Dummy. I told yout I wanted the red rock. !! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7646 Wow, you’re one dedicated wingman. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7647 You keep going. I'll find meaning in my Chardonnay. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7648 Don’t worry, there is a full bar on the top 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7649 March, you may just want to take a seat for awhile. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7650 I meant a diamond, not just any old rock. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7651 Albert Camus wrote an essay saying you're happy rolling that rock up and down. Wanna talk about it over a cocktail, Mr. Sisyphus? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7652 As soon as you're done with that you should join me for a drink at my place. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7653 Not a day goes by that I don't see you here and think to myself, "This poor person. What an absurd existence!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7654 Yes, there is a big rock concert at the summit today, but ... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7655 Just know that in thousands of years from now earning a seat next to me will still be an uphill battle. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7656 You ordered your drink on the rocks, right? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7657 When they said this is a workingman's bar, I had no idea! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7658 Call it what you will - but my intuition tells me than it would be easier to roll it downhill! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7659 I said on the rocks, you silly, on the ROCKS, not on the rock... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7660 I thought that was supposed to go uphill! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7661 You do know there’s an app for that now, right? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7662 I'd be more impressed by another glass of the pinot. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7663 You have as much chance of getting to the top as I do sitting in this bar. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7664 Today’s presentation is in the 3rd floor conference room. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7665 I said straight--no rocks! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7666 I'm really sorry now. I just can't stop. Can't stop. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7667 Sisyphus,take a break and have a drink! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7668 You like to rock and roll? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7669 I’d rather imagine myself in your bedroom tonight 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7670 Over? Oh, no, sugar; it's not over 'til I say it's over. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7671 When you get to the top can you send someone down with olives? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7672 Can you pick up the check? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7673 My therapist has encouraged me to seek a sturdy rock; hi, I’m Ashleigh. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7674 Ah, been there, done that. The struggle is real! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7675 Sure. I'd love and explanation. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7676 Roll Over , Beethoven. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7677 I told you to take it neat. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7678 I’ll have a glass of Frose waiting when you’re done 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7679 It's not the long struggle uphill that'll kill you. It's the sudden global warming when you hit the top. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7680 If I'm not mythtaken, you were a naughty boy!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7681 Hold that rock. I’ll be right back. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7682 It's hump day, Sugarpuss. Take a load off. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7683 Yes, I did say "on the rocks". 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7684 You win! You are fighting an uphill battle! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7685 How many times do I have to tell you, EXERCISE SOCIAL DISTANCING! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7686 I quit drinking in the stone age. This cranberry juice. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7687 You literally are a high roller. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7688 Oh actually can I get the next one on the rocks? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7689 You want a gin and tonic on the rock on your way down? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7690 Are you sure you know what ‘on the rocks’ means? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7691 That's not the kind of rock I meant. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7692 Well, look who's rollin' in now... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7693 Come join me after you are done with work. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7694 When you’re done setting it up, I got another boobytrap for you. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7695 Stop right there. You cannot proceed until you sign the register and provide suitable identification. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7696 Hey, big boy, come here regularly? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7697 I'm here for you when you finish with that rock. Welcome to Hell. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7698 I hope that's the ice ball for my next drink. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7699 Hey Sysiphus! How come you never stop and play? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7700 I'll give you this, you look just like your online picture. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7701 Come on, stop and smell the Rose` 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7702 Think you’ll be done. Y happy hour? I haven’t had a date in months. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7703 Hey there, Sysy, 987,359,744,003 attempts and counting. Way to go!! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7704 Well...I DO like the fact that he's into large stones! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7705 You are going to have to take that back. I wanted that neat 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7706 I just feel like my waiter is never coming back. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7707 When I was your age... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7708 You said, ‘on the rocks!’ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7709 Thanks,but you took so long I decided to have it blended 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7710 '''''''and i'm Cissie Foos - what a coincidence! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7711 Stop by later. I come here every night after work. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7712 Buy a lady a drink? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7713 Gee golly Mr. Trump you're 100 years old just give it up already! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7714 Super Bingo is on the lower level. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7715 When you're done, join me for a drink? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7716 Hey, sexy . . . You must be tired, because all day you’ve been running thru my mind. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7717 Feeling lucky. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7718 So, do you always work out here? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7719 I bet my rocks are better than your rock. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7720 Big Mistake. I ordered ice cubes. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7721 When you're done with that, I've got a vodka rocks with your name on it. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7722 I'm sorry, you were right - I would prefer the light Rolling Rock. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7723 Sure, you can get it up. But do you go down? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7724 Next one on the rocks? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7725 Hope you have better luck today! You too! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7726 If you want to apply for the job, they’re doing rolling applications. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7727 Perhaps a cocktail Straight up or on the rocks? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7728 Wow, you can still get it up. With the first one you rolled up here a while ago that makes for an impressive pair of stones. You've got my attention sir. The young studs say existentialism is so passé, heck with them. What's your pleasure sweetie? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7729 When I asked for “on the rocks,” I meant an ice cube! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7730 May I suggest a bourbon on the boulders with a twist ?" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7731 Get me a martini straight up, no rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7732 That's heavier than this glass of wine. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7733 Traffic rough today? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7734 That’s a lot of sugar, Daddy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7735 I love old time rock and roll. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7736 I just pretend it’s a snowball going through hell”. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7737 Take five? I'm researching subjects for my next epic screenplay. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7738 At least you’re not BETWEEN a rock and a hard place yet. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7739 The difference is, at closing time I get to stop. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7740 Aren't you working too hard? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7741 After a few drinks, it's really hard to spell Sisyphus. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7742 I love a man who knows what he wants. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7743 I think you misunderstand “Rock and Roll”. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7744 Hey Sisyphus, fancy meeting you here. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7745 Sorry, but we take all deliveries down at the mountain's base. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7746 Yes, I am King Sisyphus on my way to escape from the underworld. I will make it this time. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7747 That's not what "on the rocks" means. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7748 I’ll take another sauvignon blanc, please. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7749 Next time up, could you bring another glass of the Rosé? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7750 Just two more and then I'll let you rub my feet. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7751 Oh Barkeep, I'll have the next one straight up, no rocks. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7752 Epstein? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7753 Hey, wait let me tickle you with my 100 dollar bills 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7754 Well hello stranger, do you roll by hear often? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7755 Do you wann some Merlot, blend?? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7756 🗽“Trump cannot handle the load!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7757 That one’s on me for asking how I am. Everyone just assumes. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7758 It's just absolutely unnacceptable how dreadful the Wi-Fi connection is up here, wouldn't you agree? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7759 This is my first time at a rock and roll bar 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7760 One must imagine Sisyphus at happy hour 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7761 Well, I guess you keep yourself busy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7762 I’ve had a great time tonight. Honestly, I don’t know what’s been keeping me from asking you out sooner. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7763 you know, alcohol works wonders for anxiety 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7764 Hey sweetie, love the motivation, but aren’t you going a little overboard with the landscaping? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7765 Didn’t I tell you... bigger is not always better! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7766 I can finally imagine Sisyphus happy 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7767 Every time I finish the glass, the waiter refills it, eternally. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7768 Wanna get outta here?” “More than anything. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7769 Could you please use another road next time? Can’t fully enjoy my wine with all this nonsense 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7770 Could you carry me up there too 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7771 Is that the rock from your profile picture? It looks different in person. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7772 -Well... aren't we all? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7773 I swore if I ever got back to bartending I would take the guest experience to new heights. Now please excuse me while I carve your ice cube. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7774 There you roll again. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7775 Rockhard I see? Is it me? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7776 Heyyy, are you free tonight? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7777 When you’re finished, can you get me a refill? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7778 Wow..beautiful murals 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7779 ‘I know you have more expertise in this area, but have you tried just pushing it harder?’ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7780 does your air-conditioning work? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7781 Stop by on your way back. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7782 See, all you needed to do is lean in a bit. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7783 Speed dating - " So do you like rock and roll ??? " 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7784 The battle of "Middle-Aged Dating" 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7785 Can I speak to your manager? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7786 I’ve got custody for about 12 hours a day. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7787 So I imagine you're pretty happy here? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7788 Me? I’m the 1% darling..Bye now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7789 Still at it?" 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7790 Wow a pretty girl waiting for someone , may be me😜 ?? but let me first handle this huge rock. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7791 I’ll be here the same time tomorrow, the day after that, and for eternity, sweetheart 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7792 Don’t be such a Sisyphus. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7793 I know your profile said, ‘Must love the outdoors,’ but this isn’t really what I imagined. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7794 Let's have some wine 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7795 I can easily take over house chores. You rest today, honey. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7796 I don't see how this counts as 'essential' work, but I can't afford to lose my health benefits 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7797 Finally, someone who looked at the Registry. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7798 Great performance but I've had enough. You're late AGAIN and you didn't even dress up! Cheryl was so right about you. I want a divorce, Jerry. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7799 Where’s your other ball? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7800 I’ll come back another time 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7801 Hey babe, how are you? Ugh, I know—that’s such a loaded question these days. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7802 Synchronous learning is a piece of cake! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7803 Don’t let temptation roll you over. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7804 After I am done with this boulder, how about me buying you that drink? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7805 The sound of that boulder is impinging on my rights as a suburban housewife 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7806 Half Day again, Moses? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7807 Look at the size of that rock! Who’s the lucky lady? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7808 I almost finished my peanuts Sisyphus, get me some more after you're done with that 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7809 How would you like that drink? On the rocks please ! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7810 Bold of you to assume that I doing this by choice. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7811 Well I suppose that’s another approach to straight up 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7812 I think getting drinks outdoors is just the change I needed. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7813 When I ordered the bottomless cheese balls, I was expecting something very different. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7814 I guess you two decided to give it another go. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7815 Hi again Mr. S! See you again in a few! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7816 Thank you but I ordered the fish. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7817 You know, I once enjoyed the company of capitalists. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7818 Huh.. so that’s what a dung beetle looks like 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7819 Oh, Bob! I forgot to mention, your retirement benefits have been slashed. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7820 This is really a terrible drinking game. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7821 I’ll hold the table until you find a place to park. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7822 Of course you're not getting a promotion with that attitude, your boss can't even imagine you happy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7823 Let it where you can, dear ! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7824 Insta worthy aint't it sweetheart? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7825 I was just sitting here thinking I’d love to meet someone who is ok with the mundane parts of life, and there he was. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7826 So, is ascetic lifestyle still worth it? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7827 Are those just potato chips? You have to order food with that martini or we'll never flatten the curve. @nygovcuomo 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7828 You know. This is the Rock and Roll style for the 2020 year 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7829 I think this caveman is trying to impress me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7830 Ah Sisyphus! Rolling that rock never gets old now, does it. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7831 Oh, let me help you! What’s your hashtag? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7832 When I said buy me a rock, that’s not what I meant! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7833 It’s not happy hour yet, come back in about 45 minutes. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7834 - “Sorry. No shirt, no shoes. You know the drill. And don’t forget the face covering. No one goes anywhere without a face covering.” 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7835 I don’t think that’s what she meant by “I like men who are into rock and roll” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7836 Hey good job! Now try it with heels on. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7837 Sorry, I don't date men on the Paleo diet 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7838 Come grab a drink when you’re done” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7839 ‘Olive?’ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7840 ‘Isn’t it time to retire?’ - woman at desk 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7841 Can someone get him to do this when there aren’t people dining? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7842 Wasn’t this B.Y.O.B? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7843 I guess, we are back at where it all started. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7844 Working your way up in America 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7845 Honestly, the fact that you have any interests beyond video games and imagining that you're friends with the guys from Cum Town — that's really attractive to me. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7846 Let it roll. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7847 See you on the way down. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7848 Hold it right there. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7849 How about a 'pick-me-up'? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7850 How's tricks? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7851 I'll join you as soon as I set this boulder at the top of the mountain. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7852 Sisyphus! Good to see you again. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7853 I’m waiting for my Bumble date to come back from the bathroom. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7854 A rock that size would really make my girlfriends jealous. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7855 If you’re not busy later, why don’t you join me for a nightcap? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7856 Take a load off your feet. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7857 But on the upside your legs are in great shape! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7858 Don´t come back so fast like last time, Sisyphus... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7859 Yo are those quinoas fritters air-fried? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7860 Have you ever tried anything other than Rolling Rock? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7861 Sorry, I don't take it on the rocks. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7862 That's three. A girl might start to think a guy is interested... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7863 I didn't realize the Ghislaine evidence was going to be in ball form. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7864 Oooh I like bad boys. When you're done, come buy me a drink. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7865 Sisyphus, dahhhling! Always showing up at precisely at 5 p.m. for happy hour. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7866 Are you my blind date? My friends said you knew you knew how to have a ball. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7867 I prefer my punishment on the rocks, not behind them.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7868 Sisyphus is your NAME. Oh, come have a drink then. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7869 Sweetie, that's not what I meant by "on the rocks"..... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7870 10 commandments weren't good enough? 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7871 So, waddya think of my idea? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7872 Hi–Sisyphus, right? You come here often? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7873 I like a man who takes his time... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7874 So...what do you do to workout? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7875 I try to come here after work every Thursday; hope I see you around. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7876 Say, sir, are you enjoying your hi-ball as much as I am ? Steve G. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7877 I promise to propose once I get this boulder over the hill. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7878 I know I'm not the type of bird most people expect. Prometheus certainly didn't. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7879 Yes, Sisyphus was here, but he fell down 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7880 Are you going to vote in the next election? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7881 You wanted a scotch on the rocks with a twist? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7882 Sisyphus, that you, doll? Long time no see! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7883 When you get a chance could you grab me another pina colada? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7884 Sorry, I’m more of a Jazz aficionado. I’m not into Rock ‘n Roll. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7885 Hey, King, how's about a nightcap? 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7886 Hey there handsome, do you pass here often? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7887 Perhaps we should find a better way to rock and roll! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7888 Hey John! Management decided that all boulders need to be moved to that other mountain. Sorry! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7889 We write articles about China managing Covid19 properly even though they created it an didn’t travel ban because we support self affirming ignorance 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7890 With pain but no gain because the world is all the pain 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7891 How ‘bout we take this eternal suffering of rolling a rock up a hill back to my place? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7892 You're closer than you think. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7893 Sisyphus finds more meaning in other pursuits 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7894 I know how you feel, this Merlot tastes more like a Shiraz and it is not going down easy. See you tomorrow! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7895 Can you order me a whiskey on the rocks? 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7896 Finally, someone who understands the struggle I face up here 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7897 I’ll need that chilled for an hour, too. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7898 It seems that one of us is over dressed 1.0682 0.03844 44 40 3 0
7899 honey, I understand you miss doing the things you used to do in real normal world before we stranded on this island. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7900 "Yup, that's how high the bar has been set. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7901 A quickie special today, will relax you, only $75 until 6 pm 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7902 Hope you’ll be back for the happy hour. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7903 You think this one's large, I have one at home thats much bigger. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7904 Honey, the Waiter told you that Rolling Rock wasn't on Tap... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7905 Hey handsome. How about a drink when you're done? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7906 And I thought the Time Machine was a restaurant. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7907 Just let the boulder roll down the hill and join me for a drink for once! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7908 Why Sisyphus, you have aged terribly! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7909 An eternity of Australian Chardonnay is the thanks I get for trying to broaden people’s palates. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7910 Hi! Didn't I just see you here the other night? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7911 i´ll join with a whisky on the rocks " 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7912 Hurry up, it's only about a millenium to closing time 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7913 I'm ready to rock and roll! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7914 Lady, I'll be right back with your rocks on the Scotch, I mean Scotch on the rocks. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7915 Looks like you’re ready to rock my world: again, & again, & .... again. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7916 I hate it if you say we meet after work 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7917 Have you considered going on a diet? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7918 Hey what's up patty long time no see I've been on Paleo for uhh 1 year now 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7919 Kellyanne, tell Trump, I'm going to get rid of the data. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7920 Okay, I got a big one. Now, can I get in? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7921 I take mine straight up. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7922 There he is! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7923 Meet me here tomorrow 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7924 This could be an email. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7925 Why aren't you laughing? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7926 still happy, tough guy? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7927 I just quit my job. Way to tedious. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7928 Look me up after eternity. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7929 That's a helluva gallstone, honey. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7930 It’s Bring Your Own Booze! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7931 If you think THAT’s a Sisyphean task, you should try the Long Island Ice Tea here. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7932 Why don't you dump it on the other side? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7933 Congratulations, you got the roll role! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7934 So what will it be for you big boy, a Manhattan on the rocks, perhaps. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7935 This rolling stone is on its way back to the top! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7936 I don’t care if your a sissy and a wuss. I just asked for your name. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7937 Well, the advertisement did say drinks with a view. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7938 Let me know when you’re ready to go down. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 2 0
7939 And if it’s not too much trouble, could you also deliver my iron pyrite meteorite to penthouse suite 22A? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7940 Hi, I'm also here for just networking. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7941 Looks like great exercise! I already had my run! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7942 You can go as far as you want; there is no peak. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7943 You’re doing great sweetie. After your done, meet me down here for a glass. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7944 City worker and their supervisor. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7945 Hey handsome, would you like to get your rocks off and have a martini with me? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7946 Hold it man let me put on story.. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7947 From now on, help me out or sit here at your own risk 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7948 I’m sorry you’ll have to come back later. We’ve reached our angle of repose for today. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7949 Sisyphus? Are you taking any medication? aption 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7950 life really does imitate art, my first date after finishing ATLA @katherinedematteo 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7951 Hey sailor, if you let go a little bit, we could push some pretzel sticks around over here. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7952 I’m flattered you and your wife and interested in opening things up and want to know if I’m interested, but I don’t fuck rocks anymore. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
7953 Sisyphus versus Syphilis” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7954 Nice rock Hon! But you should have just gone to Jared's 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7955 I like a man who works out. Join me for a drink? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7956 Can’t stop now - I already paid for the lifetime account! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7957 That looks like a lot of work just to promote Prostatic Hyperplasia Day. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7958 Man/Teacher: “I could use some help with the upcoming school year.” Woman/Secretary of Education: “You’re not on my calendar.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7959 Mmmm nice ball 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7960 Your cocktail is chilling; don’t take any age! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7961 Oh, stop being a sisy! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7962 Yeah, that is what a gold membership in Sisyphus Elixir™ time travel agency can buy! a premium spot to watch the company's founder in his miserable early days. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7963 Hey there,Sisyphus! When do you get off? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7964 You look like you could use a cold Rolling Rock right about now. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7965 Excuse me, I thought that the kitchen staff is supposed to wear masks! 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
7966 Catch you on the way down! Or up! Or down! Or up! Or do.... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7967 When I said 'martini-rocks', I meant ice! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7968 How’d you like to get outta here, just the sisyphus? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7969 Apparently, there are still some people out there who keep trying. I just marry. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7970 Care to stop for a highball? 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
7971 Looking for a real roll? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7972 Hey big boy - time for a break? Don’t be a sissy - fuss over me a bit... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7973 No, I said bourbon neat 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7974 Do you think you can prop that up somehow so we can have a little shade? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7975 Hurry up ! The power ball draw is in five minutes. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7976 Yes, I asked for a rock. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7977 I had no idea you became a rock and roller! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7978 Don't be a Sissy making a Fuss about it. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
7979 How? I became an influencer. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7980 Do you mind if I put some of these peanuts under your rock to break them open? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7981 Sorry, that seat's taken. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
7982 when I asked you, “Do you think you could roll that boulder to our table?” it was more of a hypothetical. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7983 Sisyphean Struggle of understanding women 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7984 ‘To give you the general idea...’ 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7985 What keeps you going so long? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7986 Could you make mine a double? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7987 OH, you're trying to convert some trump voters? I pass on that. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7988 Sisyphus, how about a drink? 1.0476 0.03326 42 39 2 0
7989 "I'm having a Jerry Garcia moment. Rock and roll, man. Rock and roll. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7990 Look who’s rocking out early. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7991 I swiped "uphill." I swiped "downhill." Somehow I got you both times. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7992 Hey , my name is Sissy too... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7993 Hey baby, want to get your rock off? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7994 Have a sip, and I won't have to imagine you happy, Mr. Sisyphus. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7995 I'll meet you at the next aid station. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7996 Where's your Papa?" HaHa 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
7997 I’ll have another rosé when you get a chance. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7998 'One must imagine Sisyphus happy.' - Albert Camus 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7999 Back in 2020 we used to keep our coughs for ourselves 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8000 Rock and roll music is mine, too 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8001 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
8002 I love rock 'n rollers! Come have a drink with me, Sisyphus. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8003 Are you ready to rock and roll? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8004 Ouzo, rocks? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8005 I just knew Chivalry was not dead 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8006 You won’t hear me complaining about my balls 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8007 It’s happy hour!” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8008 Hey Tiger, When do you get off? 1.0455 0.03177 44 41 2 0
8009 You again? Richard Layman, Columbia, South Carolina 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8010 Hi there tall, strong and handsome! Why don't you take a load off and join me for a cocktail? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8011 I’m here today for an exclusive interview with Sisyphus, and it looks like you can’t win, you break even, and you can’t get out of the game. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8012 Old rock stars never die, they just keep rockin' on. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8013 Hey, Mister. How about a whiskey with a Rolling Rock back? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
8014 Did you ask « on the rock » ? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
8015 The only burden I have is my bar tab. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8016 so... we keep bumping to each other every day... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8017 There's an elephant at the top that just knocks it back down again. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8018 Oh, I just wanted it straight. Thank you though. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8019 2018 Le Grand Bouqueteau Chinon, or just a mint? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8020 That’s not the way the ball rolls 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8021 I'll catch you on the flip-side. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8022 What's up? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8023 Would you like to join me? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8024 Any upgrades available for today's journey? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8025 I'm sorry if this seems inappropriate, but your quads are on point! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8026 Decisions, decisions! Buy a lady a drink? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8027 Hon, when you are finished there you can buy me a drink on the rocks. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8028 Take a break? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8029 When I said I was into Rock 'n Roll... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8030 And when you're done, can you do the dishes? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8031 Hey Sys, nothing better to do with your time? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8032 Haven't I seen you on the cover of the Rolling Stone? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8033 Clever advertising. Now I want a Rolling Rock beer. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8034 Cool that you're into Camus enough to put on a dramatic re-enactment of his stories. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8035 I’ve been to this movie before. Will need a lot more wine to get through this. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8036 I asked for this stirred not on the rocks... I need you to go back and get your manager! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8037 I’d say to heck with the moss what’ll you have? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8038 If you have the time, I have the wine. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8039 Honestly, to roll up an enormous boulder up a hill for it to only roll down once you are the top, seems like a Sisyphean endeavour. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8040 Hurry up, you'll be late for the party at the top. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8041 You could be the Queen of Corinth soon; I'm told Donald Trump is taking over for me, here on the mountain. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8042 Are you my Bouldr date? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8043 Really?! I LOVE bouldering! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8044 You workout? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8045 Mr. Camus, Does this make it more, or less, absurd? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8046 Hey old man, got a piece of ice to add to my drink? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8047 Hey stranger, is this some cryptic joke about Albert Camus titles? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8048 This is a cocktail, you got the hi-ball. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8049 Rock on, grandpa. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8050 And as part of our Green Building protocol, we use the lint trap to provide insulation. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8051 Endless task of an unachievable goal - talk to my husband. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8052 So what do you do in your spare time? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8053 Serves you right for bringing up my time in the system ...Letterman. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8054 Apparently, I stood up Zeus. Oh w Hey, we all have our burdens. Right now, mine is this glass of wine. It was probably a bad idea to stand up Zeus. I’ll be kicking myself for it forever. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8055 Well Atlas, drop the world one more time and your out of here....!!! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8056 Sisyphus, that rock will roll, again. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8057 Post-pandemic beard and inattention to fashion. OK. But bro, the Sisyphus this is so pre-COVID-19!!! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8058 Do you have the time? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8059 Happy hour or what? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8060 Did you say Syphilis? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8061 You can’t change Destiny, but you can keep your eyes off her ass. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8062 Did you do a wipe down? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8063 Atlas, shrugged 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8064 Let it roll to the bottom and stay for awhile, Sys. Then we can have a drink ! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8065 I think you’ve mistaken me for Tantalus. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8066 Go ahead, just remember to maintain social distancing, wear a mask and wash your hands 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8067 Jack and the five hammers are setting up their equipment at the summit. The show is going to be a real blast. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8068 Not sure if you said Sisyphus or Syphilis? Either way, you guessed right. I’m already fully-booked after work tonight. And, yes, every other night this week as well. David B. Smith — Miami Beach, FL 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8069 Gym closed? Ellen Sullivan, Newbury, Massachusetts 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8070 You must be one of the high rollers! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8071 Why don't you come up and Mediterranean Sea me some time? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8072 Well, then, will you have a drink with me on your way back down? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8073 Hey, daddy. Looking for a roll in the Hades? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8074 Hey big fella, looks like you could use a little break for an eon or two. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8075 Samson sorry we couldn’t shoot this with visual effects . It’s a low budget production you know. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8076 Where’s the Appletini I ordered? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8077 Sisyphus, which one of us is the stranger? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8078 You mean even the promise of getting some of this WAP ain't enough for you to make it to the top? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8079 Take your time... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8080 Did you buy your ticket yet? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8081 Sisyphus it to say, I’d love to take you out some time. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8082 Impressive, you didn't mention this in the dating app. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8083 Not THE Mr. Gotrocks!? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8084 Really dear, what drives you? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8085 Once you get it to the top, come and meet me for a glass of wine. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8086 You know, you could just drop it and have a drink 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8087 Yeah - Zeus was here for a drink earlier. You do know he was kidding about this, right? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8088 You're slow on the uptake. Maybe try buying a girl a drink.. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8089 Yes older guys with big balls do something for me. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8090 Well, all right! Some old time rock 'n roll! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8091 I'm not your sis', ofus. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8092 Sorry, we don't have the budget for your refreshments. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8093 You think you’ve got problems? I can’t even find anybody to freshen my drink. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8094 Hi S...You're early today 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8095 Honey, you can keep the rock. I will keep the rest. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8096 Hurry and don't be absurd...it's happy hour. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8097 I’ll be here when you’re done. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8098 You can keep trying, but the Laffer Curve vertex doesn't exist. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8099 Good job, buddy. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8100 Keep "up" the good work! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8101 It’s OK to have a drink with me. I’m the Miss of Sisyphus. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8102 Come on, don't be a Sisy. Sit and have a drink with me. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8103 Could you please move at least 6 feet away? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8104 Mrs. Sisyphus is already seated, Sir. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8105 Mick jagger... is it you? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8106 it looked larger on tinder 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8107 Here in Europe it’s Apéro time... Havin’ any trouble yet?! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8108 Could you please not protest near the outdoor patio? People are trying to eat. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8109 Our relationship will be full of ups and downs 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8110 I am simultaneously shocked to see my destruction and perplexed whether to get into your world or not. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8111 Work smart 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8112 Seriously, this is going to go on for several more months -maybe years. Have a drink. You’ll need it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8113 While humanity parties like coronavirus has been defeated, Santa carries the weight of the world on his shoulders worrying he might be the source of the third wave. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8114 Sorry, the sitter cancelled last minute. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8115 God. (Day Seven). “ Nearly finished. Just popping this rock back. Pour me a drink love.” # 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8116 I must say, you Rock 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8117 I’d wear a mask too, but they make it so dang hard for me to breathe. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8118 I forgot to Instagram it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8119 ‘When they described you as an old rocker I kinda expected someone like The Fonz.’ 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8120 What’s this now? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8121 When your tinder profile said you were a rock fan, this wasn't what I expected. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8122 Make him move a boulder for this WAP 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8123 (Hey you.. Yes you.. You are my "Rock"star..) 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8124 I ordered a meatball. A MEAT ball. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8125 I discovered a dwarf planet. I am the king now! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8126 Her: “come here often?” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8127 'And by the way, what goes up comes down'. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8128 Look, I didn’t want this either. But I’m afraid the fire’s gone out. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8129 Can I see it at the top again? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8130 I’ll catch you on the way back! . Susan Benjamin, Highland Park, Illinois. Ssbenjamin@sbcglobal.net 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8131 Our president 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8132 Never mind, send it back... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8133 Hey there, handsome. Want to get out of here? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8134 You might had some, but you never had none like this Just wait til' you see my @#$% (Oooooooo!!!) @kategja @daddy_mac_x2 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8135 My, my. Have you been working out? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8136 Yes I am the new Real Housewife of Rolling Rock... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8137 I knew there wouldn’t be any evolved men in this place. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8138 I thought my date was going to be Chris Rock... Hmmm.. This is Christ with a Rock! Could be fun 🤷‍♀️ 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8139 So that's what happens if you violate office dress code. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8140 That’s uncanny 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8141 Are you along, big boy? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8142 Drop in for a margarita on the way down. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8143 Boy, you truly do 'come her often'! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8144 Your renovation will be delayed by a few millennia but it will be way under budget. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8145 Good to see you again Jim. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8146 I do that with a tractor tire on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8147 I know Zeus gave you this task. I’d give you a hand Sisyphus, but my date will be here any minute now. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8148 Just move that next to the futon. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8149 Aside from being eternally sexy, what do you do for a living? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8150 Can you finish that 'Sis'? I'm ovulating. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8151 Love your Rock 'N Roll! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8152 Hey, there. Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8153 Watch the Sisyphus show! Only 10 bucks, today's special! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8154 That's one big spicy meatball! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8155 Hey Johnnie I actually said you could be bigger & bolder with me honey 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8156 Why don't you let me give you a mask, since you are not distancing 6 feet 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8157 Did I say "rock?" No! I said "rocks." I want my drink on the rocks! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8158 I love rock n' roll. Can I buy you a drink? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8159 You looked younger in your profile picture. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8160 Hey, you work out? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8161 That's one way to get stoned. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8162 Please come again next Friday, when we roll out our new menu. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8163 Oh, I see. I prefer my cocktail straight up with a twist” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8164 I know your profile said you liked rock n' roll, but I didn't realize you meant literally. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8165 I never touch peanuts--would you like them? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8166 Hey, honey. Come here often?” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8167 My boulder was bigger 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8168 I heard this place was famous for its over-the-top cocktail garnishes. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8169 I love this place because the happy hour meatballs are huge! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8170 Trying to reserve this table is the real Sisyphean task. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8171 No criticism intended, Sisyphus, but you might consider trading in that rock for a drink. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8172 Looks like a round ceiling. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8173 Approaching me like this really took some boulders. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8174 That must be for one helluva Negroni. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8175 Pushing that boulder for a year, huh? That's how long it's been since Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8176 Care to join me for a drink when you get to the top Sisyphus? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8177 You got real hairy armpits bro. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8178 Where's your mask? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8179 Is that you grandpa? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8180 Do it again, Sisyphus. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8181 Kamala! Kamala! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8182 The extra large meatball was ordered by the folks at Table 3. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8183 Care to join me? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8184 The new leadership has to decided to give you some administrative assistance on the way up, someone else will assist you on the way done. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8185 Are you a scientist? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8186 Sisyphus. When I asked for my drink on the rocks that’s not what I had in mind. I’ll stay in my seat and have another one. Thanks. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8187 Did you ever have one of those days...'' 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8188 What a pair we are: Martini and Rock-sie. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8189 Hey, Sysiphus - Got a Match? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8190 You think YOU've got troubles? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8191 Really Dear don’t strain yourself, Oh when you have a moment I could us a fresh up here. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8192 Happy hour ends in 10 minutes" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8193 You'd be getting nowhere over here too, pal. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8194 Ain’t life a motherfucker? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8195 Well, you said you wanted your drink on the rocks. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8196 COVID Wisdom, New Zealand Envy 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8197 Hey Sissyface, want to have a little drinkypoo? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8198 You must be mistaken, the grand old Duke of York went up on the other side... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8199 Have you also gone for the jumbo meatballs? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8200 I didn't expect "Rock & Roll" here! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8201 Wait for me; I'd just want to shell the pistachios 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8202 What's your point? The top's a point. Have a drink 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8203 When you're done, we can go to my place. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8204 My fashion magazine is doing a "loincloths in the modern world" photo series. What say we have a little chat. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8205 Hey there big boy...got a light? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8206 You're getting bolder and bolder. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8207 You’re going to have to check that at the gate. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8208 I know that I ordered my drink "on the rocks",but I think that you may be overcompensating for something. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8209 Careful backing up, Herman, I'll be down in a few minutes to help with shave ice for the group. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8210 Sis? Is that you? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8211 Après snowman anyone? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8212 You know that is not impressing me try doing it wearing heels 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8213 I’ll have the scotch ready on your way back down. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8214 I ordered you a Rolling Rock. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8215 Just let me push this rock up this mountain for no reason except to show my dominance 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8216 Your rock looked bigger on Tinder. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8217 He’ll be a few minutes. May I take your rock? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8218 Seems like you come here regularly. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8219 When you finish that, could you move my stone up the hill? Essential workers are heroes. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8220 That's NOT what I thought they meant by 'Live 80's Rock & Roll 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8221 Your nuts. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8222 O.k. You earned it; no more old balls jokes. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8223 Now I'm really impressed-you can have my number. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8224 So, you still won’t join me for a drink? machismo-baby, there’s a door you can open for me at the top. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8225 Your Grandson certainly learned a lot from you, didn't he? Do you ever return to Krypton? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8226 You shouldn't eat the bar nuts. Very unsafe. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8227 Hey, Sisy honey, come on and have a drink. You can do that later. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8228 Havin’ a ball? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8229 What do you mean I have the wrong address? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8230 Just Shut Up...You Had Me At Hello! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8231 Thanks Zeus! This boulder ought to be break the ice just fine. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8232 At this distance, it doesn't look good either. Can you bring yet another one up? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8233 Sorry I haven't been on a date in a while. You ready to rock and roll? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8234 I'm sure I know you. Have you been here before? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8235 I tried to steal a rare vintage from Dionysus so now I'm stuck eternally drinking water from a wine glass and eating stale nuts. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8236 Join me for a drink if you ever stop pushing that rock 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8237 Why did they have to set the bar so high? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8238 I'll be back again, and again, and again . . . 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8239 Sorry, we only accept over-sized parcels on the other hill! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8240 Okay, now you have a place at the table. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8241 A drink “ on the rocks” and some oldie rock n roll.... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8242 Hey, big fella, why don't you put that down and come buy me a drink. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8243 Being single is so tough these days. I go out over and over and it's back to square one every night! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8244 I'll take the check next time you roll past 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8245 The drink? On your way down. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8246 I'll see you again on you way back down. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8247 Hellooo Honey; nice legs! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8248 Yes, I will join the happy hour. I just need to finish this task, I think it won't take long. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8249 I work in finance, but my real passion is fitness. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8250 You think that's big? Wait till you reach the White House. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8251 Impressive, but usually they just offer to buy me a drink. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8252 Could you bring me a glass of water when you’ve got a moment? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8253 Yo, Sissy, fuss with this. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8254 I wasn't expecting a third wheel. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8255 Hey rockstar, wanna buy insurance? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8256 I'll have as many drinks as necessary. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8257 Pinch of salt might help chips an you. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8258 Older and Bolder? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8259 I'll take mine on the rocks 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8260 Roll in often? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8261 When you’re done, how would you like to buy a lady a drink? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8262 I like a man who keeps his eye one the ball 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8263 I'm just rolling into town, be back Monday if all else fails. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8264 Have you been living under it? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8265 Try yoga. You'll get the same results AND make new friends. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8266 You're late AGAIN !! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8267 I don’t mean to be mean, but it’s rather absurd you are still at it! Well, whatever rocks your world, old man. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8268 Well, imagine that. Sisyphus at happy hour. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8269 We don't do that here anymore. I bet you're reverse time-traveling or is it the whisky? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8270 When friends visit you at work. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8271 @therock I'm here to smell what the rock is cooking. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8272 „What I wouldn‘t do to see her again!“ 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8273 Not exactly what I had in mind, when you said you work with Hard Rock. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8274 Don’t yuck my yum. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8275 Wow! Is appraisal month here already? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8276 Goiter? What goiter? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8277 Hey there. You might think this is a line... but haven’t I seen you pushing that boulder by this bar before? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8278 Superimposed Parallel World 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8279 I just heard from corporate: no budget for raises this year, but the Christmas party is on! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8280 Now I understand why Albert Camus told people to imagine me happy. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8281 Dating really is a Sisyphean struggle. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8282 Fighting with your uncle on Facebook again I see. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8283 Labor-free consumption 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8284 - I do. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8285 Whatever you order me, ask them to go light on the rocks this time 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8286 Pardon me, are those mountain climbing heels? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8287 Give it up- it’s Phase 3! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8288 Oh do you need a hand?" "Na! I'll just have some drink on the way back 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8289 Damn it, how do I get it up now 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8290 Thomas, I know you’ve been trying to make the world’s largest meatball since quarantine began, but this has got to stop. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8291 Sorry rocks aren’t really my thing 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8292 You don’t look at all like your tinder photo 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8293 Yep. 7pm. The time you always rock up 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8294 Honey, could you pick up children from the school after work? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8295 I've never seen such big lemons! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8296 It's leg day every day when we are carrying the weight of our sorrows, am I right? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8297 why don't you just "find something new"? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8298 Don't worry, by the time you're done I'm sure this COVID thing will roll over. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8299 Dating during COVID has been next to Sisyphean, wouldn't you agree? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8300 I hear you pair rather well with a Prometheus entrée and a Tantalus dessert. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8301 Man, I never thought rock and roll would mean rolling this rock up this hill! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8302 Hello, Does a rolling stone gather COVID? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8303 Good-riddance 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8304 Yeah I’m gonna need a bigger rock for the amount of whiskey I’m asking for 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8305 Hey buddy! How long have you been carrying that burden? Come lets have a break :) 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8306 Anyways... if we sold our apartment in the city we could buy a mansion out here for the same price. How’re the shools? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8307 They were right - dating after 50 is hard. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8308 Which one of us is Sisyphuser? You and your stone or me with my housework? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8309 This is new, usually my blind date just wears a red rose to help me recognize him 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8310 Too bad, Sisyphus, you agreed to this being part of our divorce settlement. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8311 Oh Noah... when you invited me for this intimate 'takeout dinner', I never thought you meant going back to the ark. I overdressed for nothing! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8312 "Your date looks very Gneiss." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8313 Still saving the world? Why don’t you quit pushing against that virus and have a drink?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8314 There are easier things in life. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8315 Hey, Sisy, there’s another way. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8316 This wine is truly mature. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8317 Hey! You’re that Republican campaign manager! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8318 Never thought I'd meet Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones here. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8319 You're cute, but Sis is a terrible nickname. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8320 You must be Atlas with your celestial sphere? Yes, I had to socially distance from mid town, but I didn't know they were serving drinks here too! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8321 Slow your roll, bro. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8322 Hey Scissorsphus, what should I write on this paper? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8323 The merlot is fine. I have a little bowl of something here, too. What is that, a boulder? Up THAT hill? Nice. I just got off work. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8324 So do you come here often? Did it hurt when the rock fell from heaven? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8325 All work and no play make Sisyphus a dull boy... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8326 You're late for your Zoom call. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8327 Hey, big boy. Whatcha doing after the ball? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8328 You've got some big balls showing your face up in here." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8329 O.K. I'm impressed. Now, come and have a drink with me. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8330 It’s not fault you’re an essential employee. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8331 Is your trail, right? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8332 No man has done it yet, Fred. I like the strong ones. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8333 Told you that courting me is a Sisyphean task, honey 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8334 I am I late for our date? Are you even Rebecca? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8335 You're so easy to talk to! Let's go out again! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8336 Let me be your sissy-phus, you stupid white bitch. Put me in a dress and beat the shit out of me. Mmm... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8337 Hi there, Sisyphus! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8338 Have I done enough for you now sweetheart? Now let's go bonk in the cave. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8339 I'm having Glenlivit on the rocks. you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8340 When you’re finished with that I have a few odd jobs I’d like you to do for me. Call me when you’re done. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8341 It’s happy hour first and then I’ll help you with that ‘easy peasy Zen rock garden’, that by the way, is taking an eternity. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8342 I’m the new girl. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8343 Oi, that's a nice size stone you've got there. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8344 Give it up, Sisyphus. You don't have a snowballs chance in hell. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8345 Obviously, you think you're better than me. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8346 Okay, Okay! I said "Take a chill PILL", ..Sheesh! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8347 I'd love to. Just need...to finish... one thing first. Might... take... a bit... though. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8348 At least it’s not snowballing. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8349 Looks like you are slowing down, I see some moss. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8350 Don’t worry; I’ll be here when you roll up next time. Submitted by Douglas Monaghan Floral Park, New York 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8351 Nice Loincloth! Care for a drink, or are you too busy playing with your Ball? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8352 When you get done with those mail-in ballots, why don’t you come have a glass of wine with me! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8353 I like determined men. Have a martini with me on the way down. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8354 Yeah I was once like you, a slave to the grind until I realized that life is to short. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8355 When you finish with that, come and join me for a highball. I’ll wait. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8356 Want to buy a girl a drink after work? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8357 Even Sisyphus wouldn't wish the futility of online dating on his worst enemy. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8358 Life's failures are stepping stones to success! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8359 Well, you could roll that up three more hills and then come sit with me! Norah Stewart-Ross, age 5 3/4 Hanover, New Hampshire 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8360 My brother, Sisyphus, had the same exercise routine. He’s dead. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8361 Hi, doll. You don't look like a sissy to me. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8362 Not a night goes by without seeing you roll up in here. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8363 I'll just bet there's a tale to be told, old timer. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8364 You gave up diamonds over a rolling stone?! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8365 this place rocks 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8366 Hubba hubba. I should order on the rocks next time. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8367 Honestly give me a 2nd chance. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8368 years haven't been good to you, Atlas darling... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8369 Working from home 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8370 You’re lucky it’s flat! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8371 Go on Sisifo... one more time and you will become a myth 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8372 What? My beard Is my face mask 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8373 Parking's a beach 'round here, isn't it? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8374 Work hard or work smart? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8375 You need a drink 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8376 I don’t mean to minimize your struggle, but like, how bad could it be? You’re a cis-gendered, hetero white male. You’re not going to get into my pants with that sob story. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8377 ‘I’ll pass on the bread. It looks a little hard.’ 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8378 You’re blocking the bike lane 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8379 : HE'S NOT HEAVY, HE'S MY BROTHER! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8380 When you get a chance. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8381 It’s just that you’re SO MUCH BETTER at pushing giant rocks than I am! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8382 Don't carry the world upon your shoulders 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8383 Oh, I took mine neat. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8384 Sure keep pushing that rock. It's all downhill from here anyway 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8385 They say that ‘Hamilton’ directors like to see dinner theatre on your resume. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8386 Hi Atlas, your wife just left. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8387 Oh, you’re one of those workaholic types...well just roll on by, buddy 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8388 Just Sisyphus - we can make it if we try. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8389 You said you wanted it on the rocks, right? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8390 Sounds great, but never skip big rock day is my motto 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8391 Let me get this taken care of and I’ll meet you here for a drink tomorrow. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8392 when the girl who ghosted you reapaers like nothing happened 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8393 You still have that little leopard number? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
8394 So you really want to go to the United States Air Force Academy!? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
8395 Thanks, but I just meant I wanted the next one on ice. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
8396 we both rocking all the way ! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
8397 What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
8398 Come over here and you might finally get somewhere. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
8399 Is that what you meant in your profile by 'I love a challenge'? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
8400 Guess what, I just opened a bottle of Rock Mountain cabernet. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
8401 Who are you calling a Sisy? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8402 Not really the kind of rock I was talking about! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8403 Oh, sorry, I've decided to have mine up instead. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8404 That 's a switch. I usually see pink elephants 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8405 It took me a couple of minutes a week ago. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8406 Still at, eh Phil? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8407 You just missed Sisyphus ! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8408 This darn thing keeps on rolling back down the hill! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8409 That's not what I meant when I said let's have a ball. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8410 The audacity! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8411 Help me, ma'am, I am the last surviving neoliberal." "Sorry, I can't. I'm wearing high heels!" "But those are flats!" "...didn't think you'd know the difference. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8412 Hey Sisyphus... you wanna impress me? Get me another Mai Tai. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8413 This creating earth business is thirsty work honey, could you pour me a nice cold beer thanks? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8414 So, Honey! How much longer do you think you'll be? I'm aging by the minute! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8415 Weight trainers in the spa tonight, should I reserve you a time? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8416 Four more and your done for the day... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8417 Well now, I’ll bet you need a reservation, unless you’ve had your fill! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8418 Hey, Sisiphus! Let go of that thing for minute and come buy me a drink! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8419 Wanna gather some moss? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8420 Once you're done, you should join me for a drink. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8421 Sorry, Herman, when your profile said you were a high roller, I had another thing in mind. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8422 Why all the phus about that stupid boulder, Sissy? Let it go and have one on the rocks with me. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8423 Yes, I'm really looking forward to gyms opening back up again as well 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8424 Can I check my snowball while I have lunch? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8425 I used to be that way. Now I just sip and snack! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8426 Just a drink would have been ok. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8427 I am so drunk, the drum you are playing looks to me like a giant boulder you are carrying up the hill! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8428 Sysiphus would be proud of you. You're a wonderful pusher-upper. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8429 Ready to roll ! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8430 Hey, beautiful, want to rock and roll together? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8431 Hey Sísyphos! D’ya come here often? Submitted by Bruce Ross, Stratford, CT 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8432 Whine or wine? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8433 You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of making it to the top before it melts. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8434 Thanks! But I ordered rocks in my rink. Not just one boulder! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8435 You should have waited 'til 2021 to start. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8436 Next time, could you bring me some more breadsticks? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8437 Not now Kate Bush I’ve got a very important deal to make. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8438 "Only sissies would let that roll back on a girl!" 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8439 Did you forget your "Did you forget your Hanes?" 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8440 I could imagine you happier... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8441 That's right, just as soon as you get that bolder over the hill. Think of me as your little gift from Zeus. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8442 Your table will be ready shortly mam. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8443 On your way down stop buy for a drink. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8444 I have told you it requires a Shock that is as high as the Grade x the diameter of the rock 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8445 Rock 'n Roll old DUDE 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8446 I thought you were a disease. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8447 I wanted to look like my Bumble photo! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8448 Need an aperitif on the way down? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8449 Hey there, big boy, want to continue that pandemic planning over a little drink? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8450 'Front row seat for The Rolling Stones,' they said . . . 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8451 Oh, no, Sisyphus. I ordered an Ambrosia... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8452 Looks like you don't get out much, on the rocks means ice. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8453 Sorry. The Rock and Roll themed restaurant closed down last week. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8454 Why don’t you just watch Tiger King like the rest of us? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8455 Sisyphus, take a break from that eternally difficult task and join me for Rolling Rock. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8456 I feel you. This vodka's bottom shelf. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8457 When do you get off? Let's establish a herd immunity together. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8458 If it’s its 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8459 Have some olives! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8460 Hey handsome 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8461 Nice to see big ball is back in town. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8462 I didn't realize hell would a second marriage. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8463 You know, you should consider going vegan. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8464 Once that choir is complete, I have one more little knick-knack to complete for the day. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8465 Better luck next time, Sis! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8466 Hey Sisyphus, join me for happy hours? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8467 Hold that thought little lady...be right back to have a drink after I push this mothball up to the Whitehouse coatroom 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8468 Donald? You’ve grown a beard! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8469 I respect the training Pops, but 2020 is still going to kick your ass... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8470 SEE YOU TONIGHT DEAR,BOWLING NIGHT,CAN'T BE LATE. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8471 Welcome to Penance Land. Have a great eternity. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8472 That'll teach you to replace my wine with prune juice. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8473 Listen sis, next time roll me up a nice daiquiri. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8474 Hello big boy, buy me a high ball? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8475 You're too late. The guru is a busy man. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8476 I've been waiting an eternity. I thought you weren't going to show." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8477 Hey, there. Got time for a drink? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8478 Check back with me. My interest might peak next time. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
8479 My friends said I needed to get out there and be boulder. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8480 no problem it's all uphill from here 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8481 Sorry! No mask no happy hour drink. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8482 Why not try something NOT on the rocks? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8483 Don't you sometimes just want to let it go and live on the wild side? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8484 Are you here from Door Dash? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8485 I've already pushed my rock to the top. Join me when you're done. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8486 I'd help ya, but you know, social distancing... no mask... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8487 The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8488 Someone else already gave me one on the rocks, but thank you! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8489 He’s into brick. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8490 It’s only Rock and Roll but I really like it. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8491 Why do you even bother? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8492 A hard core rock and roller is hard to find in these parts. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
8493 Seeeexy- keep going! Think of it as a taste of your own medicine ball. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8494 I said "dry Manhattan on the rocks, not a boulder 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8495 Bet you’d love a martini right now. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
8496 How many times must I tell you, Sisyphos? You'll get a drink when you reach the top. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8497 Why do I feel like your mind is still at the office? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8498 So, I guess stones just drop like that for guys your age... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8499 You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day!” 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8500 Heart and soul, you are the one. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8501 Sir, the name of the bar is ON THE ROCKS, not bring your own rock! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8502 So where did you get your shorts? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8503 Changed my mind --I do like it neat. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8504 Took you awhile, Sisyphus 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8505 When you get off from work, I’ll buy you a drink. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8506 Sir, sir -- I'd like to speak with the manager if you don't mind! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8507 The deceitful Syphilis 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
8508 When you are done with that could you give me a lift up the hill? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8509 Would you like your usual table? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8510 Next time you come by Sisy stop off for a drink. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8511 Which way to the rock garden 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8512 Here for the unlimited breadsticks? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8513 Do you have time for a drink? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8514 I can handle it 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8515 On your way down can you get me another Manhattan 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8516 Tyuu 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8517 Hey thanks! You just reminded me of the kind of beer I wanted! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
8518 Hey Sisyphus, you look like death warmed over, cheer up, rock n'roll will never die! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8519 What time do you finish your shift? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8520 If you're not going back to your man cave after this, I'd love it if you joined me! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8521 No rocks, thanks. I drink it neat. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8522 Come sit and take a load off, handsome. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8523 Stop by for a drink with me on your way down. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8524 Hurry up! The soup is getting cold. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8525 Can you hurry up? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8526 Shocking. You look nothing like your pictures. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8527 Zeus figured that an update on the new tv series I'm watching would be a more appropriate punishment 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8528 Mr. Schwartz will be hearing from me! My husband’s in the restroom.” 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8529 Hey, Sissy-Face, ask your pal Prometheus to drop down and light my cigarette. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8530 You’ll have to wear a mask and leave that rock for tomorrow. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8531 On second thought I’ll need two Rolling Rocks. Thanks. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8532 Stop in for a minute on your way down. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8533 Could you drink someplace else? I’m trying to put myself between this and a hard place. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8534 It’s actually “My Lord” ...and I’ll expect it every day for the rest of eternity. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8535 jimkenty "It's all in the footwear, dear." . 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8536 Only one? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8537 Come to think of it, I may take a few more minutes. You got this right? Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8538 I see that the lockdown improved your social skills... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8539 you should be thanking your God for the round shape 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8540 It's still a table for one, buddy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8541 Hey mister, you really rock! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8542 I like a man who can't get his hands on me. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8543 So, it turns out a 9 to 5 job has its roots in mythology but Sisyphus, your Gucci miniskirt is so tacky. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8544 Sorry, I'm in AA. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8545 so when do you get off work? Well, I don't! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8546 Oh golly, it's the angel of death. There's a load on my chest and I'm only halfway (2020). 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8547 BIG foosball game tonight 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8548 hey, you from stone age 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8549 Hey Karen I heard you got fired from your job. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8550 i see you’ve gained the covid-15 this year 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8551 Well, look at it this way. No more fear of COVID-19. Bye! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8552 Are we playing charades again? Is it “You’ve got the moves like Jagger”? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8553 Oh, we moved on from hides and bare feet! Where have you been all this time? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8554 Does *he* have to stick around the whole time? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8555 I’d offer some help big boy but they’re only offering me 75%... see ya tomorrow! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8556 ivanka trump and the health professionals 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8557 You need to spice things up in the relationship Sisyphus ! You only know one style of Dating Night ! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
8558 I’m an Aquarius, what are you? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8559 Since God was demoted and Paige took his position, things have really been getting done around here. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8560 You don’t need a machine to keep up.. what’s wrong w you? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8561 Hi ! Im Sisyphus —- Hey there handsome -I’m Syphilis- take a load off! . 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8562 As I am more a serial downhill relationship, how about meeting me in the middle? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8563 ...But is it local? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8564 Did you bring me water like I asked? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8565 If society played “Opposite Day” just once. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8566 Hey, there’s a bee on your back 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8567 Thank goodness I only ordered the one poppadom... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8568 « Team Lebanon 🇱🇧! » 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8569 bringing your work home with you? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8570 I will not be OPPRESSED no longer, I have gained strength! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8571 Aren’t you a tad old to be rolling up into the club? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8572 Why yes I did say on the rocks! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
8573 join us again tomorrow for more of the same 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8574 One Day we will make you proud?! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8575 Being single has been rough for me too 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8576 The Aperol spritz here won’t let you down 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8577 After this, don’t say I never help you clean up. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8578 you’re doing amazing sweetie 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8579 Boy we are having a second round, are we? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8580 I am loving your rock. Let me check that roll, boy! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8581 You think you have it tough, Sysiphus? Try doing laundry. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8582 Would you be willing to let me have that for my rock garden? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8583 So, you work out a lot . . . 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8584 So, how long have you been on Tinder? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8585 Okay Sisy! Let the rock roll down. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8586 you’d be so much prettier if you would smile 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8587 I know it feels like you’re always working harder than us, but your legs look terrific... “ today in kharma 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8588 Mr Sisyphus, do you have a minute for feedback? We just want to know if you're happy or if she should just go ahead and imagine you are 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8589 Is this the Returns Section? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8590 But Really? One must imagine you happy!? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8591 I know you’re trying to start a trend, but rolling is the same as shaking. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8592 It was hard to make out from your Tinder bio that hiking is your life so literally, Sisyphus." "So much for sapiosexuality, the name and pictures didn't tell you anything?! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8593 You’re such a Sisy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8594 What’s the point? Just come and have a drink. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
8595 Sure, I’ll have another dirty martini. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
8596 Why don’t we make this SisyphUS? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0