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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-08-16T18:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-08-30T18:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-08-24T18:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 31, 2020 |
Number of captions | 8597 |
Number of responses | 1123201 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I changed my mind. It would look better on the other side. | 1.9701 | 0.00972 | 6526 | 2114 | 2493 | 1919 |
1 | Now imagine having to do that in heels | 1.8612 | 0.00809 | 9952 | 4029 | 3276 | 2647 |
2 | The blind date site stated you are "Strong, upwardly mobile and persistent" which sounded good at the time. | 1.8541 | 0.01375 | 3276 | 1288 | 1178 | 810 |
3 | I said I prefer bolder men, not boulder men. | 1.8485 | 0.01250 | 4119 | 1684 | 1375 | 1060 |
4 | Oh come on...what's could the worst that could happen if you stop for a drink? | 1.8429 | 0.01345 | 3444 | 1386 | 1213 | 845 |
5 | When you have a minute, I ‘d like another olive. | 1.8217 | 0.01878 | 1677 | 672 | 632 | 373 |
6 | Good for you! Men your age usually struggle getting it up. | 1.8188 | 0.00929 | 7714 | 3391 | 2322 | 1994 |
7 | Your wife is lucky. I can't even get my husband to pick up his towel. | 1.8147 | 0.00800 | 9907 | 4231 | 3276 | 2395 |
8 | I just feel like it’s always an uphill battle with you. | 1.8135 | 0.01888 | 1603 | 635 | 632 | 336 |
9 | You can just buy those at the top, you know | 1.8056 | 0.01776 | 2047 | 898 | 649 | 500 |
10 | It keeps the restroom key from getting lost. | 1.7993 | 0.01355 | 3472 | 1525 | 1119 | 828 |
11 | My punishment? An eternity drinking White Zinfandel paired with honey-roasted peanuts. | 1.7822 | 0.02012 | 1520 | 669 | 513 | 338 |
12 | Something told me that you'd be back. | 1.7780 | 0.01384 | 2910 | 1206 | 1144 | 560 |
13 | My last boyfriend got too close to the sun. | 1.7731 | 0.01241 | 4090 | 1857 | 1304 | 929 |
14 | You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pick-up lines. | 1.7707 | 0.00879 | 7997 | 3598 | 2635 | 1764 |
15 | They closed my gym, too. | 1.7662 | 0.00958 | 6588 | 2942 | 2243 | 1402 |
16 | Oh,Sisyphus! I’ve mythed you! | 1.7601 | 0.01462 | 2997 | 1406 | 904 | 687 |
17 | Enough about your problems; let's talk about me. | 1.7558 | 0.02341 | 999 | 425 | 393 | 181 |
18 | After you’re done with that I need help with my computer. | 1.7464 | 0.01436 | 2674 | 1162 | 1028 | 484 |
19 | Why don't you just wait for them to flatten the curve? | 1.7443 | 0.02050 | 1435 | 663 | 476 | 296 |
20 | Did you know that there is a freight elevator around back? | 1.7418 | 0.01275 | 3617 | 1651 | 1249 | 717 |
21 | I am also unattainable. | 1.7404 | 0.00890 | 8389 | 4158 | 2251 | 1980 |
22 | Is there a Missusyphus? | 1.7358 | 0.01456 | 2801 | 1299 | 943 | 559 |
23 | Actually I’m relieved. I thought your dating profile name was a reference to syphilis. | 1.7289 | 0.01006 | 6492 | 3256 | 1741 | 1494 |
24 | No, no, finish what you were doing. | 1.7259 | 0.01470 | 2598 | 1183 | 944 | 471 |
25 | That wasn’t exactly the rock I was hoping for... | 1.7234 | 0.01638 | 2155 | 1003 | 745 | 407 |
26 | You're doing that wrong. | 1.7178 | 0.01614 | 2466 | 1238 | 686 | 542 |
27 | Mine is that I have to go on endless online dates. | 1.7163 | 0.01528 | 2397 | 1107 | 863 | 427 |
28 | Paper! I win | 1.7145 | 0.01702 | 2154 | 1067 | 635 | 452 |
29 | I'm going to need you to take that all the way back down, then come back with your mask | 1.7102 | 0.02252 | 1201 | 590 | 369 | 242 |
30 | There's probably a very specific word in German for this situation. | 1.7097 | 0.01635 | 2177 | 1041 | 727 | 409 |
31 | This is what fixing our country will be like, Joe. So pace yourself. | 1.7054 | 0.02256 | 1205 | 599 | 362 | 244 |
32 | You don't have to do this forever, you know. That's only a myth. | 1.7047 | 0.02811 | 701 | 328 | 252 | 121 |
33 | Walter just valet the darn thing so we can start dinner. | 1.7032 | 0.01078 | 5259 | 2617 | 1581 | 1057 |
34 | I’ve got time for a good time, if you’ve got the inclination. | 1.7027 | 0.01238 | 4342 | 2281 | 1067 | 992 |
35 | Think of it as God's way of helping you understand women... | 1.6977 | 0.01045 | 5773 | 2955 | 1608 | 1210 |
36 | You just have to learn to let it go. | 1.6944 | 0.01247 | 3681 | 1787 | 1230 | 663 |
37 | Now imagine doing that for 10% less pay. | 1.6926 | 0.01943 | 1503 | 728 | 509 | 266 |
38 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! | 1.6916 | 0.00995 | 6359 | 3285 | 1748 | 1325 |
39 | Whatever. It’s still not an excuse for being late. | 1.6863 | 0.01976 | 1342 | 628 | 507 | 207 |
40 | Why yes, I do date men trapped in pointless, self-destructive cycles. | 1.6790 | 0.01346 | 3143 | 1561 | 1030 | 552 |
41 | Dr. Fauci. So nice to see you again." | 1.6790 | 0.01063 | 5778 | 3110 | 1411 | 1256 |
42 | So...“the man, the myth and the legend” wasn’t just a catchy profile description. | 1.6762 | 0.01674 | 1995 | 985 | 671 | 339 |
43 | Your name wouldn't happen to be Fauci, would it? | 1.6750 | 0.01509 | 2748 | 1451 | 739 | 558 |
44 | So, where do you see yourself in 500 years | 1.6677 | 0.01869 | 1643 | 835 | 519 | 289 |
45 | Do you struggle endlessly through here often? | 1.6663 | 0.01091 | 5056 | 2643 | 1453 | 958 |
46 | Oh,god...not another aging rock star. | 1.6655 | 0.01843 | 1719 | 885 | 524 | 310 |
47 | Have you ever tried publishing New Yorker captions? Basically the same thing | 1.6624 | 0.01154 | 4974 | 2769 | 1115 | 1090 |
48 | I think I liked it more at the bottom. | 1.6539 | 0.01363 | 2866 | 1430 | 998 | 438 |
49 | Again, backwards and in heels and then I'll be impressed. | 1.6477 | 0.01262 | 3665 | 1943 | 1070 | 652 |
50 | So, a rolling stone gathers momentum, huh? | 1.6350 | 0.01394 | 3436 | 2002 | 684 | 749 |
51 | But can you KEEP it up? | 1.6328 | 0.01377 | 3126 | 1718 | 841 | 567 |
52 | That's one hell of a dung ball. You must be from Washington D.C. | 1.6299 | 0.01394 | 3626 | 2197 | 574 | 855 |
53 | I don’t think you’re fully comprehending the gravity of the situation. | 1.6142 | 0.02221 | 1081 | 577 | 344 | 160 |
54 | I seem to be between a rock and a hard drink. | 1.6136 | 0.01416 | 2844 | 1570 | 796 | 472 |
55 | The invite said BYOB. Well this is awkward. | 1.6112 | 0.01750 | 1726 | 922 | 553 | 251 |
56 | Oh please. I've already done it backwards and in heels. | 1.6111 | 0.01508 | 2592 | 1463 | 672 | 456 |
57 | Sisyphus, is that like a nickname or what? | 1.6064 | 0.01564 | 2449 | 1404 | 601 | 438 |
58 | I know you’ve got your hands full, but can you bring me another round on your way back? Thanks. | 1.6062 | 0.01507 | 2509 | 1400 | 689 | 413 |
59 | When you're done, I'd like to see a menu please. | 1.6053 | 0.01500 | 2465 | 1367 | 706 | 392 |
60 | Honestly, I’m not worth the effort. | 1.6033 | 0.01609 | 2352 | 1366 | 549 | 432 |
61 | Your profile said you owned a scenic Boulder getaway... | 1.6026 | 0.01628 | 2310 | 1347 | 528 | 427 |
62 | Sorry, I said hold the rocks. | 1.6000 | 0.01635 | 2220 | 1280 | 548 | 392 |
63 | Nice try, but I was expecting a diamond. | 1.5994 | 0.01658 | 2194 | 1277 | 519 | 397 |
64 | Oh thank goodness I thought you said syphilis | 1.5990 | 0.01655 | 2202 | 1282 | 521 | 399 |
65 | It must be one hell of a scotch. | 1.5976 | 0.01816 | 2125 | 1344 | 292 | 489 |
66 | Come on. One drink. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.5946 | 0.02808 | 624 | 331 | 215 | 78 |
67 | No, the gods are okay with me. This is just exercise. | 1.5918 | 0.01756 | 1918 | 1118 | 465 | 334 |
68 | Well, at least you don't have to try to push it through a glass ceiling. | 1.5910 | 0.01780 | 1763 | 1000 | 484 | 279 |
69 | Yeah, kinda like marriage. | 1.5866 | 0.01846 | 1766 | 1045 | 402 | 317 |
70 | I’m having a sensation of déjà vu.” | 1.5860 | 0.01858 | 1744 | 1030 | 395 | 313 |
71 | I love a man with balls. | 1.5844 | 0.01945 | 1701 | 1050 | 309 | 342 |
72 | When I ordered a rolling rock, that isn't exactly what I had in mind... | 1.5826 | 0.01936 | 1617 | 968 | 356 | 293 |
73 | So, do you come here ad infinitum? | 1.5826 | 0.01855 | 1605 | 918 | 439 | 248 |
74 | You busy? | 1.5823 | 0.01874 | 1652 | 966 | 406 | 278 |
75 | ... “while you’re at it dear, do you mind retrieving my purse from the car?” | 1.5820 | 0.01944 | 1629 | 979 | 341 | 301 |
76 | Oh, not quite. I meant a shoulder to lean on, not boulder. | 1.5801 | 0.01957 | 1591 | 959 | 338 | 291 |
77 | Oh I’ve met your brother Syphilis | 1.5798 | 0.02010 | 1604 | 997 | 282 | 324 |
78 | To be frank, you’re not the sort of high roller I had in mind. | 1.5794 | 0.05177 | 214 | 125 | 54 | 35 |
79 | You do know this is the definition of insanity, right? | 1.5777 | 0.01898 | 1461 | 823 | 432 | 206 |
80 | Sisyphus? No, sorry I don’t have a reservation under that name. Can you try again on your way back down? | 1.5724 | 0.02097 | 1429 | 885 | 270 | 274 |
81 | Impressive, but I’ve stopped having drinks with guys from the Paleolithic period. | 1.5709 | 0.02117 | 1389 | 858 | 269 | 262 |
82 | Infatuation,disillusionment,inevitable rejection. I'll stick with my rock,thanks. | 1.5706 | 0.02140 | 1381 | 860 | 254 | 267 |
83 | At least you still have a job. | 1.5697 | 0.01980 | 1234 | 678 | 409 | 147 |
84 | You know you're just a metaphor, right? | 1.5686 | 0.02324 | 955 | 541 | 285 | 129 |
85 | They've rewritten the myth...you don't get anywhere near the top now. | 1.5678 | 0.02173 | 1328 | 827 | 248 | 253 |
86 | Cheer up, the other guy is getting his liver chewed out by an eagle! | 1.5677 | 0.03884 | 347 | 198 | 101 | 48 |
87 | Whew ! Thank God I thought your Tinder profile said Syphilis... | 1.5645 | 0.02143 | 1279 | 775 | 286 | 218 |
88 | No offense, but the boulder looked a lot larger on your profile. | 1.5643 | 0.02052 | 1260 | 727 | 353 | 179 |
89 | It's the journey, not the destination, eh? | 1.5641 | 0.02107 | 1108 | 619 | 353 | 136 |
90 | ‘Impressive stuff. Not too many men can get it up at your age’. | 1.5640 | 0.02092 | 1243 | 727 | 331 | 185 |
91 | I see the Fates finally caught up with you, Donald. | 1.5626 | 0.02156 | 1230 | 738 | 292 | 200 |
92 | I said ROCKS, not ROCK!!! | 1.5624 | 0.02256 | 1241 | 780 | 217 | 239 |
93 | Maybe one of these times you'll stop and smell the rosé. | 1.5623 | 0.02232 | 1236 | 764 | 237 | 226 |
94 | Dinner and an eternal show | 1.5611 | 0.02260 | 1219 | 761 | 226 | 228 |
95 | I see you also enjoy futile endeavors | 1.5608 | 0.02019 | 1168 | 647 | 387 | 134 |
96 | You though there was opportunity for advancement when you applied for this job ??? | 1.5605 | 0.02296 | 1215 | 773 | 203 | 239 |
97 | I feel the same way about every guy I meet at the bar. | 1.5584 | 0.02352 | 1164 | 743 | 187 | 231 |
98 | I said bolder, not boulder | 1.5582 | 0.02047 | 1177 | 665 | 367 | 145 |
99 | Please let it roll down the other side. | 1.5580 | 0.02321 | 1172 | 740 | 204 | 224 |
100 | The drinks are strong, the clientele are hip, but the whole 'primitive rustic vibe' is a bit much. | 1.5580 | 0.02342 | 1172 | 749 | 190 | 232 |
101 | Cry me a river, buddy. I’ve been here since 1957 in a girdle and dress two sizes too small. | 1.5580 | 0.02231 | 1061 | 618 | 294 | 149 |
102 | After a couple of drinks, I get 'boulder' too! | 1.5575 | 0.02321 | 1148 | 721 | 214 | 213 |
103 | I know how you feel, I'm a liberal. | 1.5569 | 0.02120 | 1124 | 643 | 336 | 145 |
104 | I said, grow a PAIR! | 1.5559 | 0.02439 | 1110 | 719 | 154 | 228 |
105 | TGIF, am I right? | 1.5555 | 0.02328 | 1109 | 686 | 223 | 196 |
106 | This isn't tedious, ma'am. I used to fact check Donald Trump's claims. | 1.5554 | 0.03082 | 614 | 376 | 135 | 103 |
107 | It's just gonna go down-hill from here, honey. | 1.5549 | 0.02121 | 1121 | 643 | 334 | 144 |
108 | Is that my skirt? | 1.5541 | 0.02452 | 1099 | 716 | 155 | 226 |
109 | Well, hello again! | 1.5527 | 0.02201 | 1073 | 626 | 301 | 146 |
110 | Tired of your dead-end job? Let me tell you about Vertical Marketing Systems. | 1.5526 | 0.02428 | 1084 | 697 | 175 | 212 |
111 | Look at it as a form of meditation. | 1.5524 | 0.02449 | 1059 | 676 | 175 | 205 |
112 | Been there. | 1.5524 | 0.02335 | 1088 | 672 | 225 | 188 |
113 | Well, these nuts aren’t gonna crack themselves. | 1.5523 | 0.02426 | 1081 | 694 | 177 | 210 |
114 | So I have been in limbo for awhile .... what about you? | 1.5515 | 0.02423 | 1059 | 673 | 188 | 198 |
115 | That's so funny—I'm FROM Boulder. | 1.5509 | 0.02350 | 913 | 527 | 269 | 117 |
116 | I'm not sure I can live with a man who has this much baggage. | 1.5500 | 0.03196 | 480 | 274 | 148 | 58 |
117 | Don’t roll with it. | 1.5497 | 0.02514 | 1046 | 687 | 143 | 216 |
118 | Hey handsome. Wanna rock and roll? | 1.5497 | 0.02532 | 1037 | 683 | 138 | 216 |
119 | That's funny....Zeus condemned me to an eternity of happy hours | 1.5495 | 0.02263 | 1030 | 608 | 278 | 144 |
120 | Dr. Fauci, is that you? | 1.5492 | 0.02330 | 1027 | 622 | 246 | 159 |
121 | Oh yeah? Well just try unsubscribing from Amazon Prime. | 1.5485 | 0.02336 | 959 | 565 | 262 | 132 |
122 | FYI on the rocks doesn't mean what to used to. | 1.5485 | 0.02504 | 1021 | 661 | 160 | 200 |
123 | That's nothing. I lived through 2020. | 1.5472 | 0.02273 | 1007 | 593 | 277 | 137 |
124 | How do you like this new-normal gym? | 1.5470 | 0.02546 | 1000 | 652 | 146 | 200 |
125 | Did you know we all take a drink every time it rolls down the hill? | 1.5467 | 0.02393 | 986 | 603 | 227 | 156 |
126 | A Scot on the rock? | 1.5455 | 0.02611 | 979 | 650 | 123 | 205 |
127 | I said rocks - plural. | 1.5444 | 0.02578 | 968 | 627 | 145 | 190 |
128 | Deja vous all over again. | 1.5441 | 0.02580 | 963 | 625 | 146 | 189 |
129 | I’m waiting for Godot. | 1.5436 | 0.02446 | 918 | 557 | 223 | 138 |
130 | I'm way easier. | 1.5436 | 0.02319 | 964 | 570 | 264 | 130 |
131 | Up a little further. More... more... no. Down some. Too far. Up a little. | 1.5429 | 0.02392 | 945 | 570 | 237 | 138 |
132 | What's 'bring your child to work day' like? | 1.5429 | 0.02582 | 945 | 608 | 152 | 180 |
133 | I was cursed to drink a bottomless glass of the same cocktail for eternity, you must have really pissed them off!” | 1.5428 | 0.02439 | 947 | 582 | 216 | 149 |
134 | I told you to leave it at coat check. | 1.5425 | 0.02588 | 942 | 609 | 149 | 180 |
135 | Hang in there. We think he’ll be impeached any day now. | 1.5418 | 0.02572 | 921 | 588 | 167 | 166 |
136 | I'm sorry, but after my second child I learned that I can't really push anything without problematic consequences. | 1.5418 | 0.02659 | 945 | 628 | 116 | 198 |
137 | ...and every time I get to the bottom of the glass, it just fills right back up again. | 1.5418 | 0.02369 | 945 | 566 | 246 | 133 |
138 | I was really hoping to see Dionysus tonight. | 1.5417 | 0.02530 | 936 | 593 | 179 | 164 |
139 | When you said you'd get me the biggest rock I'd ever seen, you weren't kidding. | 1.5406 | 0.02373 | 923 | 549 | 249 | 125 |
140 | Yes, it's a big rock. But it's not what I meant. | 1.5404 | 0.02400 | 929 | 560 | 236 | 133 |
141 | Okay, fine, l’ll let you buy me a drink. | 1.5403 | 0.02570 | 918 | 586 | 168 | 164 |
142 | You think that's futile - try hanging out at this bar. | 1.5403 | 0.02439 | 931 | 575 | 211 | 145 |
143 | Whose face did you say you were carving up there on Rushmore? | 1.5397 | 0.02712 | 906 | 605 | 111 | 189 |
144 | Found my snowball in hell! | 1.5389 | 0.02653 | 900 | 587 | 137 | 173 |
145 | Every time I almost finish my drink, it just fills back up! What happens to you? | 1.5385 | 0.02515 | 884 | 545 | 202 | 137 |
146 | Got to stay in shape somehow | 1.5380 | 0.02673 | 894 | 587 | 133 | 174 |
147 | I come here to relax. What about you? | 1.5379 | 0.02632 | 885 | 569 | 154 | 161 |
148 | That's impressive, but can you part the Red Sea? | 1.5373 | 0.02637 | 897 | 583 | 146 | 168 |
149 | You think that's futile? Try online dating. | 1.5346 | 0.02416 | 853 | 503 | 244 | 106 |
150 | And as he passed the beautiful woman alone at the bar again, he thought to himself, ‘One of these days, I’ll work up the courage to stop and say hello.’ | 1.5342 | 0.02584 | 863 | 542 | 178 | 141 |
151 | Well, my last boyfriend flew too close to the sun. | 1.5340 | 0.02458 | 852 | 510 | 229 | 113 |
152 | My husband can't get it up either. | 1.5330 | 0.02552 | 833 | 511 | 200 | 122 |
153 | The correct answer was 'Neat'" | 1.5324 | 0.02848 | 834 | 568 | 88 | 178 |
154 | Told you,the earth was flat and the sun revolved around it. | 1.5321 | 0.02853 | 825 | 560 | 91 | 174 |
155 | Gravity is my worst enemy, too. | 1.5319 | 0.02486 | 816 | 486 | 226 | 104 |
156 | Sorry I'm late. The trip over here was a lot further than I thought. | 1.5316 | 0.02846 | 822 | 555 | 95 | 171 |
157 | Care to join me when your shift is done, Sisyphus? | 1.5316 | 0.02772 | 824 | 544 | 122 | 158 |
158 | See me when you're ball's dropped! | 1.5315 | 0.02840 | 826 | 556 | 95 | 172 |
159 | No I said I like THE rolling stones | 1.5312 | 0.02439 | 832 | 492 | 238 | 102 |
160 | Betcha won't mansplain to VP Harris, next time. | 1.5311 | 0.02750 | 804 | 521 | 139 | 144 |
161 | You might want to check your feet. You just walked through a lot of broken glass. | 1.5304 | 0.02884 | 807 | 549 | 88 | 169 |
162 | Why do I always fall for the ones with baggage? | 1.5291 | 0.02471 | 807 | 478 | 231 | 98 |
163 | I prefer a bottomless martini. | 1.5290 | 0.02830 | 811 | 542 | 105 | 162 |
164 | Rejected Music Video Concept #478: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill | 1.5289 | 0.02883 | 813 | 554 | 84 | 173 |
165 | A highball in a Collins glass, Nico! | 1.5285 | 0.02927 | 789 | 539 | 81 | 168 |
166 | Keep pushing! You're almost there. | 1.5280 | 0.02852 | 786 | 523 | 109 | 152 |
167 | What a relief, I thought you said you had syphilis. | 1.5275 | 0.02672 | 783 | 491 | 171 | 121 |
168 | My papa was a rollin' stone. | 1.5271 | 0.02738 | 793 | 514 | 141 | 138 |
169 | I thought you were just a myth. | 1.5269 | 0.02753 | 780 | 502 | 145 | 133 |
170 | The water looks fine but I don't see the ice I ordered. | 1.5261 | 0.02928 | 785 | 538 | 81 | 166 |
171 | The real reason Sisyphus never reached the summit. | 1.5253 | 0.02673 | 771 | 482 | 173 | 116 |
172 | Which finishing school did you say you went to? | 1.5248 | 0.02988 | 766 | 530 | 70 | 166 |
173 | Real Housewives of the Stone Age | 1.5242 | 0.02922 | 763 | 514 | 94 | 153 |
174 | The next round is on me. | 1.5241 | 0.02772 | 767 | 495 | 142 | 130 |
175 | Sorry, I'm actually looking for someone who will move mountains, not boulders. | 1.5235 | 0.02555 | 745 | 443 | 214 | 88 |
176 | Maskers vs. Anti-Maskers - one is definitely carrying the burden more than the other | 1.5234 | 0.03002 | 749 | 512 | 74 | 159 |
177 | Maybe next time. | 1.5231 | 0.02807 | 757 | 492 | 134 | 131 |
178 | Hey, if you want a change of pace, try first dates in New York. It's about the same. | 1.5231 | 0.02868 | 759 | 504 | 113 | 142 |
179 | contest # 720. Honey, you make our struggle look so easy I should toast our efforts, someday. | 1.5231 | 0.02990 | 759 | 527 | 68 | 164 |
180 | I'll be here tomorrow, Sisyphus. | 1.5227 | 0.02890 | 750 | 499 | 110 | 141 |
181 | I hear those hand carved ice balls are to die for! | 1.5225 | 0.02956 | 754 | 510 | 85 | 154 |
182 | Don't slip. | 1.5223 | 0.02912 | 739 | 490 | 108 | 139 |
183 | Good news Sisyphus! You are considered "essential" so you can keep working. | 1.5219 | 0.02776 | 730 | 463 | 153 | 114 |
184 | 'I'd love a Vodka on the rock when you have a chance.' | 1.5217 | 0.02851 | 736 | 480 | 128 | 128 |
185 | Yes, we have your reservation, but we’d not expected you'd be stoned! | 1.5216 | 0.02927 | 740 | 496 | 102 | 142 |
186 | You think pushing that rock up a hill every day for the rest of your life just to see it roll back down is tough? Try meeting a guy here who isn't a jerk. | 1.5199 | 0.02843 | 727 | 479 | 121 | 127 |
187 | Didn't I see you here yesterday? | 1.5197 | 0.02636 | 712 | 429 | 196 | 87 |
188 | You need to learn when to let go. | 1.5196 | 0.02595 | 716 | 427 | 206 | 83 |
189 | Why won't Tantalus ever have a drink with me? | 1.5195 | 0.02987 | 718 | 480 | 92 | 140 |
190 | Encore!" | 1.5190 | 0.02997 | 711 | 478 | 92 | 138 |
191 | Oh you know, same old same old. How about you? | 1.5183 | 0.02671 | 710 | 433 | 186 | 91 |
192 | Your profile said "Persistent in the Face of Hopelessness," and I thought, That's my soulmate. | 1.5183 | 0.02581 | 710 | 421 | 210 | 79 |
193 | I see you. Slippery slope. Gym closed. Barber furloughed. One day, one way or another , we'll all get high. | 1.5176 | 0.02941 | 711 | 475 | 105 | 131 |
194 | Greek - comes with rolls. | 1.5163 | 0.03129 | 676 | 466 | 71 | 139 |
195 | Biden??? | 1.5159 | 0.03029 | 694 | 470 | 90 | 134 |
196 | You again? | 1.5158 | 0.02603 | 696 | 414 | 205 | 77 |
197 | It feels like I've been waiting an eternity for you to buy me a drink. | 1.5152 | 0.02920 | 689 | 449 | 123 | 116 |
198 | Big deal, I'm condemned to a life of eternal dating. | 1.5152 | 0.02710 | 689 | 422 | 179 | 88 |
199 | Don't complain, when I had that job it was a cube. | 1.5146 | 0.02869 | 616 | 378 | 159 | 79 |
200 | I know you've been trying to impress me for years, but this is ridiculous! | 1.5146 | 0.03002 | 686 | 457 | 100 | 126 |
201 | Is this what 2020 looks like? | 1.5142 | 0.02708 | 671 | 407 | 183 | 81 |
202 | I guess I’ll get drunk while you get stoned | 1.5140 | 0.03768 | 358 | 220 | 92 | 46 |
203 | The best part of eternity is that it's always 5 o'clock. | 1.5138 | 0.02802 | 654 | 404 | 164 | 86 |
204 | So how long have you been a White House advisor? | 1.5136 | 0.02843 | 664 | 418 | 151 | 95 |
205 | A homeless! Call the cops! | 1.5124 | 0.03195 | 646 | 447 | 67 | 132 |
206 | It's paper maché, don't tell the boss! | 1.5122 | 0.02827 | 654 | 408 | 157 | 89 |
207 | How about coming to my place? It's just a stone's throw away. | 1.5121 | 0.02733 | 660 | 402 | 178 | 80 |
208 | Sisyphus began to wonder if he was in his own eternal hell ..or his ex wife’s personal heaven | 1.5116 | 0.02827 | 649 | 404 | 158 | 87 |
209 | No worries. My last date was literally having his liver eaten by an eagle. | 1.5115 | 0.02906 | 655 | 419 | 137 | 99 |
210 | You should consider working remotely | 1.5109 | 0.03156 | 458 | 271 | 140 | 47 |
211 | When you’re done, I’m all yours. | 1.5102 | 0.02771 | 637 | 388 | 173 | 76 |
212 | You got a light? | 1.5094 | 0.02845 | 636 | 396 | 156 | 84 |
213 | Ha! And I thought you were just a myth! | 1.5094 | 0.03040 | 640 | 422 | 107 | 109 |
214 | No, I asked for "on the rocks." | 1.5071 | 0.02827 | 631 | 391 | 160 | 80 |
215 | Chasing Happiness | 1.5071 | 0.03178 | 637 | 439 | 73 | 125 |
216 | Sorry Honey. I met someone else named Atlas. He makes me feel like I'm on top of the world. | 1.5065 | 0.02807 | 618 | 378 | 167 | 73 |
217 | Again? | 1.5057 | 0.02850 | 611 | 377 | 159 | 75 |
218 | It'll go away, eventually. | 1.5050 | 0.03226 | 606 | 415 | 76 | 115 |
219 | Sorry. You seem nice, but I'm meeting another myth. | 1.5042 | 0.02788 | 601 | 363 | 173 | 65 |
220 | Still working for the New Yorker I see. | 1.5041 | 0.02918 | 605 | 380 | 145 | 80 |
221 | Karma’s a bitch, huh? | 1.5041 | 0.02935 | 613 | 389 | 139 | 85 |
222 | No, ma'am. This still beats being married. | 1.5035 | 0.03343 | 429 | 262 | 118 | 49 |
223 | I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for "old fashioned, on the rocks"! | 1.5034 | 0.02904 | 596 | 371 | 150 | 75 |
224 | Really???? Why bother? | 1.5034 | 0.03199 | 596 | 402 | 86 | 107 |
225 | I asked for two ice cubes. | 1.5034 | 0.03146 | 596 | 397 | 98 | 101 |
226 | Is your name Sisyphus or are you just looking for an excuse to check me out again? | 1.5025 | 0.03094 | 591 | 387 | 111 | 93 |
227 | I’m a lot easier than that... | 1.5025 | 0.03078 | 595 | 389 | 113 | 93 |
228 | Yeah.. Wait till you meet my mother. | 1.5025 | 0.03204 | 601 | 409 | 82 | 110 |
229 | Are you glad do see me, or is that an infinitely recursive task in your pocket? | 1.5017 | 0.03252 | 582 | 396 | 80 | 106 |
230 | On your way back down, can you bring me some hand sanitizer? | 1.5017 | 0.03179 | 586 | 392 | 94 | 100 |
231 | You know there's an app for that, right? | 1.5008 | 0.02799 | 589 | 356 | 171 | 62 |
232 | What a relief. I thought you texted syphilis. | 1.5000 | 0.03059 | 576 | 371 | 122 | 83 |
233 | Until you've been a 45 year old woman online dating for 4 years, I have no sympathy for you. | 1.5000 | 0.02876 | 576 | 353 | 158 | 65 |
234 | Whenever your hands are free I'd like a refill. | 1.5000 | 0.02908 | 576 | 356 | 152 | 68 |
235 | No not that boulder, the other one. | 1.4991 | 0.03054 | 575 | 370 | 123 | 82 |
236 | You’re doing it wrong | 1.4991 | 0.02986 | 569 | 358 | 138 | 73 |
237 | You were the one who wanted to move it. I was fine with it where it was. | 1.4991 | 0.02900 | 561 | 343 | 156 | 62 |
238 | You call that a pick up line? Try again. | 1.4982 | 0.03297 | 568 | 389 | 75 | 104 |
239 | Take it to the delivery entrance , please. | 1.4982 | 0.03220 | 568 | 381 | 90 | 96 |
240 | mole hill much? | 1.4982 | 0.03426 | 568 | 401 | 47 | 118 |
241 | So where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4982 | 0.02966 | 558 | 347 | 144 | 67 |
242 | You know they have a valet, right? | 1.4964 | 0.02999 | 558 | 351 | 137 | 70 |
243 | Hey Moses, you’re a bit early with rolling away the stone... Maybe grab a couple of tablets instead? | 1.4964 | 0.03439 | 558 | 394 | 49 | 114 |
244 | Would a text letting me know you're running late have killed you? | 1.4964 | 0.02976 | 550 | 342 | 143 | 65 |
245 | I knew you'd be back. | 1.4955 | 0.02941 | 559 | 347 | 147 | 65 |
246 | That's nothing. I'm pushing 50. | 1.4955 | 0.02962 | 559 | 349 | 143 | 67 |
247 | Have you considered working remotely? | 1.4935 | 0.03027 | 535 | 335 | 136 | 64 |
248 | And when you're done with that you can pass the Equal Rights Amendment. | 1.4926 | 0.03131 | 542 | 351 | 115 | 76 |
249 | I have to sit here forever drinking Manhattans and waiting for a man who's never going to come. What are you doing? | 1.4925 | 0.03023 | 536 | 336 | 136 | 64 |
250 | Well, well, Sisyphus! You're finding out that when you grow old, your beard gets longer, the hills get steeper, and your balls...er..ah...ya see what I mean.... | 1.4925 | 0.03371 | 532 | 364 | 74 | 94 |
251 | Punished by the gods you say? If you're my blind date, that makes two of us | 1.4925 | 0.03140 | 530 | 341 | 117 | 72 |
252 | Don't worry. Lots of guys have trouble getting it up. | 1.4904 | 0.03043 | 520 | 325 | 135 | 60 |
253 | When your profile said you were in to “rolling stones” I thought you meant the band. | 1.4904 | 0.03019 | 520 | 323 | 139 | 58 |
254 | So, you're in AA during quarantine, eh? | 1.4904 | 0.03411 | 520 | 357 | 71 | 92 |
255 | Wow! I never met anybody named Sisyphus before. You think I could take a quick selfie with your rock for my Facebook page? | 1.4894 | 0.03384 | 521 | 355 | 74 | 90 |
256 | Not quite the rock 'n roll evening I had in mind for our first date | 1.4893 | 0.03415 | 515 | 353 | 72 | 90 |
257 | Drop by for a drink when your job is over ! | 1.4893 | 0.03426 | 515 | 354 | 70 | 91 |
258 | The more I see you the less I yearn for a purpose driven life | 1.4883 | 0.02969 | 514 | 315 | 147 | 52 |
259 | Work hard, play hard? | 1.4882 | 0.03362 | 510 | 344 | 83 | 83 |
260 | You'd look younger if you smiled | 1.4882 | 0.03100 | 510 | 322 | 127 | 61 |
261 | Your hell or mine? | 1.4880 | 0.03168 | 498 | 317 | 119 | 62 |
262 | Oh, you think the gods were rough on you? They promised me eternity with a Rolling Stone legend. | 1.4880 | 0.03194 | 498 | 319 | 115 | 64 |
263 | What don't you get about "No shirt. No socks. No service?" | 1.4873 | 0.03193 | 511 | 331 | 111 | 69 |
264 | I gave up | 1.4871 | 0.03446 | 505 | 347 | 70 | 88 |
265 | I've heard about the myth...but I want to hear about the man. | 1.4871 | 0.03106 | 503 | 317 | 127 | 59 |
266 | You're real late! Paper & Scissors went up hours ago! | 1.4858 | 0.03213 | 494 | 318 | 112 | 64 |
267 | How about a vodka on the rock? | 1.4850 | 0.03420 | 499 | 340 | 76 | 83 |
268 | This is from the gentleman at the bottom of the mountain. | 1.4849 | 0.03223 | 497 | 322 | 109 | 66 |
269 | Let me tell ya...it all goes downhill from here. | 1.4848 | 0.03140 | 493 | 312 | 123 | 58 |
270 | Me? I’m eternally stood up.” | 1.4847 | 0.03083 | 491 | 306 | 132 | 53 |
271 | Same time tomorrow? | 1.4837 | 0.02996 | 492 | 301 | 144 | 47 |
272 | Must be great to be an essential worker! | 1.4837 | 0.03158 | 492 | 313 | 120 | 59 |
273 | Hey, ever see Groundhog Day? | 1.4837 | 0.03051 | 492 | 305 | 136 | 51 |
274 | Is that Zoombalates? Peloyoga? Or what? | 1.4836 | 0.03468 | 488 | 334 | 72 | 82 |
275 | Your fly's open. | 1.4833 | 0.03294 | 478 | 311 | 103 | 64 |
276 | You know the definition of insanity, right? | 1.4824 | 0.03134 | 483 | 304 | 125 | 54 |
277 | Be careful. Sisyphus is just ahead of you. | 1.4819 | 0.03159 | 469 | 294 | 124 | 51 |
278 | Wait till you reach 2020. | 1.4817 | 0.03237 | 465 | 296 | 114 | 55 |
279 | AT SISIPHUS BAR: WHERE ON THE ROCK MEANS ON THE ROCK! | 1.4813 | 0.03490 | 482 | 331 | 70 | 81 |
280 | Romancing the Stone? | 1.4806 | 0.03019 | 464 | 281 | 143 | 40 |
281 | I like a man who’s not afraid of commitment. | 1.4802 | 0.03002 | 481 | 294 | 143 | 44 |
282 | Don’t be hard on yourself, lots of men can’t get it up | 1.4800 | 0.03186 | 475 | 302 | 118 | 55 |
283 | That's not the kind of rock I meant. Try again | 1.4797 | 0.03202 | 469 | 298 | 117 | 54 |
284 | 'If you want eternal punishment, try the dating scene.' | 1.4797 | 0.03130 | 469 | 293 | 127 | 49 |
285 | Try doing it in these heels and for half the pay. | 1.4770 | 0.03264 | 457 | 293 | 110 | 54 |
286 | Hello, big boy. Play your cards right, and I could be the Miss of Sisyphus. | 1.4760 | 0.03499 | 458 | 311 | 76 | 71 |
287 | I'm sorry, deliveries go round the back. | 1.4759 | 0.03356 | 456 | 299 | 97 | 60 |
288 | I like a man who can shoulder some responsibility. | 1.4747 | 0.03226 | 396 | 240 | 124 | 32 |
289 | Perhaps you should wait until we flatten the curve. | 1.4742 | 0.03268 | 445 | 284 | 111 | 50 |
290 | Thanks, but when I said I wanted a rock, that wasn't it. | 1.4726 | 0.03177 | 438 | 273 | 123 | 42 |
291 | If you see Prometheus up there, tell him he still lights my fire. | 1.4726 | 0.03060 | 438 | 266 | 137 | 35 |
292 | Whew! I thought you said Syphilis | 1.4715 | 0.03155 | 439 | 273 | 125 | 41 |
293 | Oh, for crying out loud, Sisyphus. On the rocks is just an expression! | 1.4711 | 0.03490 | 433 | 289 | 84 | 60 |
294 | You think that's hard? Try giving birth to a 10 pound baby. | 1.4710 | 0.03230 | 431 | 271 | 117 | 43 |
295 | No. I didn't ask for a drink 'on the rocks'. | 1.4699 | 0.03632 | 432 | 298 | 65 | 69 |
296 | Paper? Scissors? | 1.4696 | 0.03330 | 428 | 275 | 105 | 48 |
297 | You are more impressive than my last boyfriend! | 1.4695 | 0.03657 | 426 | 294 | 64 | 68 |
298 | I knew you'll be late. | 1.4695 | 0.03657 | 426 | 293 | 64 | 68 |
299 | That reminds me, make my next one on the rocks. | 1.4683 | 0.06140 | 126 | 81 | 31 | 14 |
300 | Try doing it backwards and in high heels. | 1.4679 | 0.03403 | 421 | 274 | 97 | 50 |
301 | It's just a myth, dude. Let it go. | 1.4679 | 0.03268 | 421 | 266 | 113 | 42 |
302 | Your persistence is wearing me down. | 1.4678 | 0.03595 | 419 | 284 | 74 | 61 |
303 | Hey there, come here often? | 1.4660 | 0.03354 | 412 | 264 | 104 | 44 |
304 | It's called an Eternal Damnation, two ounces of gin, a twist of fate, and no finish. | 1.4659 | 0.03313 | 410 | 260 | 109 | 41 |
305 | I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but you really should be lifting with your legs | 1.4655 | 0.03244 | 406 | 253 | 117 | 36 |
306 | So sorry I'm running late babe, I just have to do , like , 1 more thing | 1.4651 | 0.03266 | 415 | 262 | 113 | 40 |
307 | It seems like an eternity to me too | 1.4642 | 0.03173 | 405 | 249 | 124 | 32 |
308 | It’s eternity somewhere.” | 1.4642 | 0.03414 | 405 | 262 | 98 | 45 |
309 | These new ballots are the worst. | 1.4632 | 0.03413 | 408 | 265 | 97 | 46 |
310 | New Zealand enjoys a cocktail while the US takes the Sisyphus approach to battling COVID. | 1.4623 | 0.03458 | 398 | 259 | 94 | 45 |
311 | So what brings you here? | 1.4621 | 0.03407 | 409 | 266 | 97 | 46 |
312 | No shirt, no shoes, no tippy-top for you! | 1.4615 | 0.03818 | 403 | 285 | 50 | 68 |
313 | Yes! Keep it right there. That’s the perfect background for my Zoom call. | 1.4613 | 0.03493 | 401 | 264 | 89 | 48 |
314 | Sure, you can join me when you're done, but I'm not going to wait for ever. | 1.4608 | 0.03306 | 395 | 249 | 110 | 36 |
315 | Oh look, another person with a metaphor for 2020 | 1.4608 | 0.03586 | 395 | 264 | 80 | 51 |
316 | You'll find me equally challenging. | 1.4599 | 0.03414 | 387 | 248 | 100 | 39 |
317 | It's still easier than doing it backwards and in high heels. | 1.4596 | 0.03452 | 396 | 258 | 94 | 44 |
318 | You look like someone with a steady job. | 1.4591 | 0.03334 | 403 | 258 | 105 | 40 |
319 | "Good luck trying to valet park that thing." | 1.4588 | 0.03760 | 388 | 268 | 62 | 58 |
320 | Try this. I think I can, I think I can... | 1.4583 | 0.03333 | 384 | 242 | 108 | 34 |
321 | At least you have a job. | 1.4583 | 0.03312 | 384 | 241 | 110 | 33 |
322 | That’s the last time I mention “paleo” in my dating profile. | 1.4582 | 0.03541 | 371 | 241 | 90 | 40 |
323 | Hey! How’s it goin’? | 1.4581 | 0.03770 | 382 | 263 | 63 | 56 |
324 | Yeah? Try doing it in heels. | 1.4581 | 0.03525 | 382 | 250 | 89 | 43 |
325 | You were supposed to do it remotely. | 1.4571 | 0.03692 | 385 | 262 | 70 | 53 |
326 | Seriously? First the Paleolithic diet and now the Sisyphean exercise Program? | 1.4565 | 0.03661 | 379 | 255 | 75 | 49 |
327 | Am I looking at the man or the myth? | 1.4562 | 0.03355 | 377 | 238 | 106 | 33 |
328 | I love a man who just won’t quit. | 1.4560 | 0.03260 | 375 | 232 | 115 | 28 |
329 | No mask ? | 1.4550 | 0.03390 | 378 | 241 | 102 | 35 |
330 | „Since your work seems to take forever, I went ahead and opened the wine...“ | 1.4543 | 0.03386 | 372 | 236 | 103 | 33 |
331 | Sorry, I'm looking for a man who can start fire. | 1.4538 | 0.03643 | 368 | 245 | 79 | 44 |
332 | Sorry, you need a mask to go the rest of the way. | 1.4538 | 0.03643 | 368 | 245 | 79 | 44 |
333 | You wouldn't believe the day I had. | 1.4538 | 0.03412 | 368 | 234 | 101 | 33 |
334 | It’s hard, pointless work, sure, but I’m envious of the job security you have. | 1.4538 | 0.03561 | 368 | 241 | 87 | 40 |
335 | Do you get what 'proletariat' means now? | 1.4536 | 0.03876 | 366 | 255 | 56 | 55 |
336 | So, your're clearly married | 1.4533 | 0.03693 | 364 | 244 | 75 | 45 |
337 | And I thought being single and over forty was the only futile endeavor in this town. | 1.4526 | 0.03339 | 369 | 232 | 107 | 30 |
338 | Nobody told you they fixed the elevator? | 1.4521 | 0.03496 | 365 | 236 | 93 | 36 |
339 | No shirt, no shoes, no mask. Sorry, you can't go any further. | 1.4518 | 0.03679 | 363 | 243 | 76 | 44 |
340 | Are you an essential worker? Or are you a member of Congress? | 1.4518 | 0.03575 | 363 | 238 | 86 | 39 |
341 | As if pushing a rock uphill forever wasn’t bad enough, they had to add temptation every 100 feet ... | 1.4515 | 0.03458 | 361 | 231 | 97 | 33 |
342 | So are you a high rolĺer? | 1.4513 | 0.03625 | 359 | 237 | 82 | 40 |
343 | I assume you come here often? | 1.4510 | 0.03440 | 357 | 227 | 99 | 31 |
344 | My eternal punishment is listening to you say 'come here often?' every time you come by. | 1.4510 | 0.03530 | 357 | 231 | 91 | 35 |
345 | Sentenced to an eternity of futility, too, eh? So where'd you go to law school? | 1.4510 | 0.03640 | 357 | 236 | 81 | 40 |
346 | Finally! A man who doesn't have commitment issues. | 1.4503 | 0.03338 | 362 | 227 | 107 | 28 |
347 | look man I got problems too, this glass keeps filling, and I don't even like pinot | 1.4497 | 0.03410 | 358 | 227 | 101 | 30 |
348 | Me? My punishment is to carry the conversation | 1.4496 | 0.03603 | 347 | 226 | 86 | 35 |
349 | You do know there’s an app for that, right? | 1.4494 | 0.03423 | 356 | 226 | 100 | 30 |
350 | I can relate. | 1.4493 | 0.03559 | 365 | 240 | 86 | 39 |
351 | No, I said you needed a bolder pickup line | 1.4492 | 0.03483 | 354 | 227 | 95 | 32 |
352 | You have GOT TO see Groundhog Day! | 1.4492 | 0.03684 | 354 | 236 | 77 | 41 |
353 | When I read on your profile that your occupation was "Rock and Roll," I wasn't expecting this. | 1.4489 | 0.03520 | 352 | 227 | 92 | 33 |
354 | Your gym closed too? | 1.4470 | 0.03587 | 349 | 228 | 86 | 35 |
355 | I’d love to, but I’m fighting an uphill battle | 1.4469 | 0.03409 | 358 | 228 | 100 | 30 |
356 | I'll have another when you get a chance. | 1.4467 | 0.03693 | 347 | 231 | 77 | 39 |
357 | Didn't I see you here last Friday? | 1.4467 | 0.03648 | 347 | 229 | 81 | 37 |
358 | I'd offer you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full. | 1.4464 | 0.03376 | 345 | 216 | 104 | 25 |
359 | It's happy hour, Sisyphus. Give it a rest. | 1.4454 | 0.03517 | 339 | 217 | 93 | 29 |
360 | ...so, I see you're a big Stones fan too! | 1.4451 | 0.03632 | 346 | 228 | 82 | 36 |
361 | I'm sort of stuck in a dead-end job myself. | 1.4451 | 0.03393 | 346 | 218 | 102 | 26 |
362 | The Gods Condemned Me to Eternal Cocktail Hour | 1.4451 | 0.03609 | 346 | 227 | 84 | 35 |
363 | Don't forget, my friend. It's all about the journey, not the destination. | 1.4444 | 0.03519 | 342 | 220 | 92 | 30 |
364 | You know...just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should. | 1.4444 | 0.03510 | 333 | 212 | 94 | 27 |
365 | I don't know which is more pointless, you rolling that ball or me sitting here expecting to meet someone. | 1.4441 | 0.03534 | 340 | 219 | 91 | 30 |
366 | See you tomorrow! | 1.4438 | 0.03423 | 338 | 213 | 100 | 25 |
367 | Can you believe this used to be a punishment? It's now one of our most popular fitness routines. | 1.4438 | 0.03573 | 338 | 219 | 88 | 31 |
368 | Shoot, there’s my crush | 1.4438 | 0.04142 | 338 | 244 | 38 | 56 |
369 | That's the wrong one. | 1.4425 | 0.03893 | 339 | 234 | 60 | 45 |
370 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you perpetually struggle into mine. | 1.4414 | 0.03758 | 333 | 223 | 73 | 37 |
371 | So where do you imagine yourself in five years? | 1.4414 | 0.03782 | 333 | 224 | 71 | 38 |
372 | You know there's an elevator, right? | 1.4414 | 0.03635 | 333 | 218 | 83 | 32 |
373 | Of all the cocktail bars on all the mountains in Hell... | 1.4411 | 0.03676 | 331 | 218 | 80 | 33 |
374 | Just wait till you hit the Keystone leak! | 1.4411 | 0.04077 | 331 | 235 | 46 | 50 |
375 | You think that's hard? Try carrying your mother-in-law's expectations. | 1.4411 | 0.03725 | 331 | 220 | 76 | 35 |
376 | I'm impressed. Now come and have a drink | 1.4407 | 0.03840 | 329 | 223 | 67 | 39 |
377 | You know, that would be easier if you started at the top. | 1.4407 | 0.03815 | 329 | 222 | 69 | 38 |
378 | Mick? Mick Jagger? Still tied to that contract I see.... | 1.4407 | 0.04005 | 329 | 230 | 53 | 46 |
379 | Actually, it's my first time here. What about you? | 1.4398 | 0.03617 | 332 | 217 | 84 | 31 |
380 | After this, it's the national debt. | 1.4398 | 0.03692 | 332 | 220 | 78 | 34 |
381 | So, I’ll see you later? | 1.4396 | 0.03715 | 323 | 213 | 78 | 32 |
382 | The Wise Men Restroom is on the second peak to the left | 1.4390 | 0.04014 | 328 | 230 | 52 | 46 |
383 | Sure, go ahead. How long could it take? | 1.4379 | 0.03697 | 322 | 212 | 79 | 31 |
384 | There's a mosquito on your nose. | 1.4379 | 0.03564 | 322 | 207 | 89 | 26 |
385 | 2020. Am I right? | 1.4375 | 0.03826 | 304 | 201 | 73 | 30 |
386 | When I said I will say “yes” to a bigger rock, that’s not what I had in mind | 1.4371 | 0.03539 | 318 | 203 | 91 | 24 |
387 | What time do you get off? | 1.4365 | 0.03635 | 323 | 211 | 83 | 29 |
388 | I think Zeus putting me here enjoying a cool drink is a nice touch, don't you think? | 1.4365 | 0.03555 | 323 | 208 | 89 | 26 |
389 | You call that punishment? You should try this unoaked Chardonnay. | 1.4365 | 0.03714 | 323 | 214 | 77 | 32 |
390 | Sure, it's impressive, but can you do it backwards and in heels? | 1.4365 | 0.03727 | 323 | 217 | 72 | 34 |
391 | You’re early tonight. | 1.4363 | 0.03570 | 314 | 201 | 89 | 24 |
392 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you roll into mine | 1.4353 | 0.03656 | 317 | 207 | 82 | 28 |
393 | Stop by the Sisyphean Bar on your way back down. I sing “Climb Every Mountain” every hour, up until midnight. | 1.4353 | 0.04167 | 317 | 227 | 42 | 48 |
394 | But is it fulfilling? | 1.4352 | 0.03653 | 324 | 213 | 81 | 30 |
395 | Yes, for the millionth time, I do come here often. | 1.4349 | 0.03727 | 315 | 208 | 77 | 30 |
396 | Eventually, you'll realize that it will just keep rolling back down and it's better to just sit back, have a glass, and accept it. | 1.4349 | 0.03700 | 315 | 207 | 79 | 29 |
397 | 'That's' the key to the restroom? | 1.4349 | 0.03938 | 315 | 216 | 61 | 38 |
398 | Did someone order a Rolling Rock? | 1.4349 | 0.03727 | 315 | 208 | 77 | 30 |
399 | Come here often? | 1.4345 | 0.03905 | 313 | 213 | 64 | 36 |
400 | I’m guessing now would be a bad time to ask for an ice water. | 1.4345 | 0.03576 | 313 | 201 | 88 | 24 |
401 | Next time up can you bring a couple of olives? | 1.4345 | 0.03825 | 313 | 210 | 70 | 33 |
402 | Why don't you stop for a drink on your way down the hill. | 1.4345 | 0.04109 | 313 | 221 | 48 | 44 |
403 | The President can see you now Dr. Faucci. | 1.4345 | 0.03931 | 313 | 214 | 62 | 37 |
404 | Try it in heels. | 1.4345 | 0.03744 | 313 | 207 | 76 | 30 |
405 | That's not what I meant when I said, "On the rocks." | 1.4331 | 0.03596 | 314 | 203 | 86 | 25 |
406 | the rock looked so much bigger in your profile pic. | 1.4323 | 0.03685 | 310 | 203 | 80 | 27 |
407 | No thanks, I prefer it straight up, not on the rocks. | 1.4317 | 0.03698 | 315 | 208 | 78 | 29 |
408 | I suppose we’re both condemned to grueling tasks predestined for failure — I’m dating in my forties. | 1.4314 | 0.03776 | 306 | 203 | 74 | 29 |
409 | I feel like this isn't going anywhere | 1.4314 | 0.03804 | 306 | 204 | 72 | 30 |
410 | Cry me a river, John. I’m home schooling three teenagers! | 1.4309 | 0.03736 | 304 | 200 | 77 | 27 |
411 | You’re becoming a regular. | 1.4309 | 0.03648 | 304 | 197 | 83 | 24 |
412 | Yeah...tell me about almost reaching the top, time, after time, after time. | 1.4309 | 0.03934 | 304 | 207 | 63 | 34 |
413 | You know they have an app for that. | 1.4295 | 0.03868 | 305 | 206 | 67 | 32 |
414 | That’s sweet, but I meant a big rock for my finger! | 1.4295 | 0.04291 | 305 | 222 | 35 | 48 |
415 | Yeah, I've been there. Trust me, there's no percentage in it. | 1.4295 | 0.04138 | 305 | 216 | 47 | 42 |
416 | I like a man who knows where he's headed. | 1.4295 | 0.03885 | 312 | 213 | 64 | 35 |
417 | Helena Handbasket. What's yours? | 1.4286 | 0.03731 | 301 | 198 | 77 | 26 |
418 | Like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.4276 | 0.04041 | 304 | 212 | 54 | 38 |
419 | No shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.4276 | 0.03826 | 297 | 198 | 71 | 28 |
420 | For the millionth time, I'm not interested. | 1.4276 | 0.03943 | 297 | 202 | 63 | 32 |
421 | why aren't you wearing a mask? | 1.4271 | 0.04049 | 295 | 204 | 56 | 35 |
422 | I know I have seen you here before, right? | 1.4271 | 0.03691 | 295 | 192 | 80 | 23 |
423 | Another day on the Hill. | 1.4271 | 0.03844 | 295 | 197 | 70 | 28 |
424 | Do you think Zeus would let Sisyphus stop to join me in a drink? John McNary, Aliso Viejo, California | 1.4271 | 0.04430 | 295 | 218 | 28 | 49 |
425 | Oh, you'll love this place. I've been coming here forever. | 1.4271 | 0.03753 | 295 | 194 | 76 | 25 |
426 | Try it backwards and in heels." | 1.4271 | 0.03874 | 295 | 198 | 68 | 29 |
427 | Same place and time tomorrow | 1.4271 | 0.03723 | 295 | 193 | 78 | 24 |
428 | I identify as female. | 1.4271 | 0.04324 | 295 | 214 | 36 | 45 |
429 | Watching a man work hard on a task he can't achieve makes me think of my ex-husband in counseling. | 1.4266 | 0.03993 | 286 | 194 | 62 | 30 |
430 | I think my version of "on the rocks" is much better. | 1.4252 | 0.03761 | 294 | 194 | 75 | 25 |
431 | So, what's an allegory like you doing in a place like this? | 1.4247 | 0.03841 | 292 | 195 | 70 | 27 |
432 | Say, haven't I seen you before? | 1.4236 | 0.03719 | 288 | 188 | 78 | 22 |
433 | I'll bet you come here often . | 1.4231 | 0.03991 | 286 | 195 | 61 | 30 |
434 | ...then I told him I never wanted to see him again... I'm sorry, I've been talking this whole time. What do you do? | 1.4231 | 0.03866 | 286 | 191 | 69 | 26 |
435 | Let it go man, just let it go... | 1.4231 | 0.03802 | 286 | 189 | 73 | 24 |
436 | Looks like Covid closed your gym too. | 1.4231 | 0.03704 | 286 | 186 | 79 | 21 |
437 | Oh, same old, same old, how about you...? | 1.4231 | 0.03897 | 286 | 192 | 67 | 27 |
438 | Um, shirt and shoes are required at The Summit. | 1.4231 | 0.04021 | 286 | 196 | 59 | 31 |
439 | Do you perform unnecessary metaphors here often? | 1.4231 | 0.03802 | 286 | 189 | 73 | 24 |
440 | I heard the last guy shrugged. | 1.4231 | 0.03929 | 286 | 193 | 65 | 28 |
441 | Do you come here often? | 1.4220 | 0.04000 | 282 | 192 | 61 | 29 |
442 | Why don’t you drop what you are doing and join me for a cocktail | 1.4220 | 0.03705 | 282 | 183 | 79 | 20 |
443 | You can stop now. You’ve already become a metaphor. | 1.4220 | 0.03904 | 282 | 189 | 67 | 26 |
444 | Condemned to come here often? | 1.4220 | 0.03872 | 282 | 188 | 69 | 25 |
445 | You DO realize that it's just a myth. | 1.4205 | 0.03957 | 283 | 192 | 63 | 28 |
446 | I’ve seen bigger. | 1.4190 | 0.03914 | 284 | 192 | 65 | 27 |
447 | I'm a working mother with a couple of kids at home....That looks like fun. | 1.4190 | 0.03850 | 284 | 190 | 69 | 25 |
448 | You think it's bad now, I hear Hades is about to enforce a mask mandate. | 1.4190 | 0.04279 | 284 | 204 | 41 | 39 |
449 | You don't seem to grasp the concept of happy hour. | 1.4190 | 0.03946 | 284 | 193 | 63 | 28 |
450 | You’re at the halfway point and yes, I’m an hallucination. | 1.4190 | 0.03818 | 284 | 189 | 71 | 24 |
451 | Oh, your boulder looked bigger in the profile picture. | 1.4190 | 0.03882 | 284 | 191 | 67 | 26 |
452 | I can see you have your hands full but you’d look a lot cuter doing that if you smiled more. | 1.4190 | 0.03882 | 284 | 191 | 67 | 26 |
453 | Oh...no, sweetie. My profile said, “The BOLDER the better.” | 1.4190 | 0.03946 | 284 | 193 | 63 | 28 |
454 | Why do you always bring work to happy hour? | 1.4190 | 0.04039 | 284 | 196 | 57 | 31 |
455 | « So, where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? » | 1.4190 | 0.03946 | 284 | 193 | 63 | 28 |
456 | Looks like I'm not the only one getting smashed tonight. | 1.4188 | 0.03852 | 277 | 184 | 70 | 23 |
457 | Stop for a drink on your way back down. | 1.4188 | 0.03985 | 277 | 188 | 62 | 27 |
458 | That's easy, you should try dating after 40 | 1.4182 | 0.03767 | 275 | 180 | 75 | 20 |
459 | Stop complaining! Egyptians used to push square blocks uphill! | 1.4182 | 0.03973 | 275 | 186 | 63 | 26 |
460 | Will I see you on the way down? | 1.4176 | 0.03750 | 273 | 178 | 76 | 19 |
461 | Mr. Camus says to just have fun with it. | 1.4176 | 0.04190 | 273 | 191 | 50 | 32 |
462 | Why don't you stop off on your way home from work. | 1.4176 | 0.04254 | 273 | 193 | 46 | 34 |
463 | „Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath and start again.“ | 1.4176 | 0.04440 | 273 | 199 | 34 | 40 |
464 | you know there’s an elevator on the other side, right? | 1.4170 | 0.04048 | 271 | 185 | 59 | 27 |
465 | Sorry buddy. I can see you've had a hard day, but no shoes, no shirt, no service. | 1.4164 | 0.03966 | 269 | 181 | 64 | 24 |
466 | Me? My punishment is carrying the conversation | 1.4164 | 0.04000 | 269 | 182 | 62 | 25 |
467 | It's called a Sisyphus Sour - makes me feel happy and meaningless all at once. | 1.4158 | 0.04027 | 279 | 192 | 58 | 29 |
468 | Welcome to 2020. The ballot box is just ahead. | 1.4154 | 0.04002 | 272 | 185 | 61 | 26 |
469 | It looked bigger in the photo | 1.4154 | 0.04002 | 272 | 185 | 61 | 26 |
470 | On second thought, I liked it better on that other mountain | 1.4139 | 0.04252 | 273 | 194 | 45 | 34 |
471 | Yes...I do come here often... | 1.4139 | 0.03853 | 273 | 182 | 69 | 22 |
472 | You know there's an app for that. | 1.4139 | 0.04057 | 273 | 187 | 57 | 28 |
473 | Try leaning in. | 1.4139 | 0.03853 | 273 | 182 | 69 | 22 |
474 | You think that’s an uphill struggle? Try dating straight guys. | 1.4139 | 0.03922 | 273 | 184 | 65 | 24 |
475 | What's your credit score? | 1.4139 | 0.04346 | 273 | 197 | 39 | 37 |
476 | Oh Sisyphus, this is exactly what we needed after being quarantined. | 1.4139 | 0.04468 | 273 | 201 | 31 | 41 |
477 | You should have just taken the supplemental unemployment payments. | 1.4135 | 0.03924 | 266 | 178 | 66 | 22 |
478 | 34,769,225! | 1.4135 | 0.03959 | 266 | 179 | 64 | 23 |
479 | James? Your photo looked different on the app. | 1.4135 | 0.04336 | 266 | 190 | 42 | 34 |
480 | Where is this going? | 1.4135 | 0.03776 | 266 | 174 | 74 | 18 |
481 | Yeah, that is a lot like dating in your thirties. | 1.4129 | 0.03944 | 264 | 177 | 65 | 22 |
482 | What ELSE can you do again and again and again?! | 1.4129 | 0.03980 | 264 | 178 | 63 | 23 |
483 | Do you pass this way very often? | 1.4129 | 0.04052 | 264 | 180 | 59 | 25 |
484 | You think that's endless? Try dating. | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
485 | Have you stopped to think that perhaps fear of intimacy is the real boulder in your life? | 1.4129 | 0.04327 | 264 | 188 | 43 | 33 |
486 | See ya around five, as usual? | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
487 | You think Sisyphus is a hard name to have? I'm Sis Phyllis. | 1.4129 | 0.04522 | 264 | 194 | 31 | 39 |
488 | You remind me of my first husband. He could never finish anything. | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
489 | ...On the other hand, I think it looks better at the bottom of the hill. | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
490 | Have you ever tried just letting go? | 1.4129 | 0.03944 | 264 | 177 | 65 | 22 |
491 | I’ve heard all sorts of songs about Papas who are “rolling stones”... it would be nice if someone could write one for the kids who have to push them around everywhere. | 1.4129 | 0.04617 | 264 | 197 | 25 | 42 |
492 | 2020 | 1.4124 | 0.04239 | 274 | 195 | 45 | 34 |
493 | I like a man with big balls. | 1.4122 | 0.04180 | 262 | 182 | 52 | 28 |
494 | Stop by on your way down, sailor! | 1.4122 | 0.04351 | 262 | 187 | 42 | 33 |
495 | Try letting the rock do the work | 1.4122 | 0.04145 | 262 | 181 | 54 | 27 |
496 | I dated Camus back in the days. He mentioned you a lot. | 1.4122 | 0.04038 | 262 | 178 | 60 | 24 |
497 | That looks great. Can I get one of those? | 1.4115 | 0.04342 | 260 | 185 | 43 | 32 |
498 | Here's to the sheer futility of it all. | 1.4115 | 0.03948 | 260 | 174 | 65 | 21 |
499 | There's a forty minute wait to get on to the top. | 1.4115 | 0.03948 | 260 | 174 | 65 | 21 |
500 | You used to be Atlas, right? | 1.4115 | 0.04238 | 260 | 182 | 49 | 29 |
501 | Would you mind doing that somewhere else? | 1.4115 | 0.04410 | 260 | 187 | 39 | 34 |
502 | By rocks, i meant ice. | 1.4115 | 0.04059 | 260 | 177 | 59 | 24 |
503 | When it came to suitors, Jill set the bar high, and many were inevitably crushed. | 1.4098 | 0.04062 | 266 | 183 | 57 | 26 |
504 | You can do that forever; I’ll only be young for a while. | 1.4093 | 0.04489 | 193 | 128 | 51 | 14 |
505 | Sorry, size still doesn't impress me. | 1.4087 | 0.04072 | 252 | 171 | 59 | 22 |
506 | Oh yeah? Try it in high heels | 1.4086 | 0.03782 | 257 | 168 | 73 | 16 |
507 | Try it in heels. Backwards. | 1.4086 | 0.04237 | 257 | 180 | 49 | 28 |
508 | You know there is any easier to get a drink on the rocks, right? | 1.4084 | 0.04641 | 262 | 197 | 23 | 42 |
509 | Call me when you’ve done it in heels. | 1.4077 | 0.04129 | 260 | 180 | 54 | 26 |
510 | Sorry, but where is your mask? | 1.4077 | 0.04200 | 260 | 182 | 50 | 28 |
511 | Apparently, on the rocks holds a different meaning for you. | 1.4071 | 0.04021 | 253 | 171 | 61 | 21 |
512 | Just let me finish this and I'll get you those extra olives. | 1.4071 | 0.04174 | 253 | 175 | 53 | 25 |
513 | Guy at table 7 likes his on the rocks. | 1.4071 | 0.04670 | 253 | 189 | 25 | 39 |
514 | I know the feeling | 1.4071 | 0.03861 | 253 | 167 | 69 | 17 |
515 | I said on the rocks, not with a rock. | 1.4064 | 0.04491 | 251 | 182 | 36 | 33 |
516 | Call me when you get off work. | 1.4064 | 0.03882 | 251 | 166 | 68 | 17 |
517 | Thank goodness for that, I thought you said syphillis. | 1.4064 | 0.04159 | 251 | 173 | 54 | 24 |
518 | Come join me when you’re done. | 1.4064 | 0.04197 | 251 | 174 | 52 | 25 |
519 | Looks like you’re not afraid of a long term commitment! | 1.4064 | 0.04121 | 251 | 172 | 56 | 23 |
520 | Relax. It’s not your hill to die on | 1.4064 | 0.04631 | 251 | 186 | 28 | 37 |
521 | Sorry, I'm looking for a man with more upward mobility. | 1.4064 | 0.04159 | 251 | 173 | 54 | 24 |
522 | Masks are required at the top. | 1.4061 | 0.03933 | 261 | 176 | 64 | 21 |
523 | When your Tinder profile said you had 'big balls', this was not what I expected. | 1.4056 | 0.04221 | 249 | 173 | 51 | 25 |
524 | Don't forget to get your ticket punched. There's a surprise after your fifth time up! | 1.4056 | 0.04372 | 249 | 177 | 43 | 29 |
525 | I just broke up with my obsessive-compulsive boyfriend. Buy me a drink? | 1.4056 | 0.04183 | 249 | 172 | 53 | 24 |
526 | Sorry, I misunderstood when you said you were into rock n roll... | 1.4056 | 0.04445 | 249 | 179 | 39 | 31 |
527 | The rock looked bigger on your Tinder profile. | 1.4056 | 0.04259 | 249 | 174 | 49 | 26 |
528 | Do you need me to move? | 1.4056 | 0.04104 | 249 | 170 | 57 | 22 |
529 | I like a man who doesn’t give up easily | 1.4055 | 0.04047 | 254 | 173 | 59 | 22 |
530 | You could have just asked amazon to deliver it | 1.4051 | 0.04210 | 237 | 162 | 54 | 21 |
531 | Well, Atlas never shrugged... | 1.4041 | 0.04231 | 245 | 170 | 51 | 24 |
532 | Sisyphus you old dog! Long time no see! Park that boulder and come have a glass of wine with me. | 1.4041 | 0.04536 | 245 | 178 | 35 | 32 |
533 | Sisyphus! Apparently, your dating profile "I am into Rolling Stones" has nothing to do with rock music ... | 1.4041 | 0.04069 | 245 | 166 | 59 | 20 |
534 | Seems to me that you would know if I come here often. | 1.4040 | 0.04169 | 250 | 173 | 53 | 24 |
535 | Try doing it in heels | 1.4033 | 0.04092 | 243 | 165 | 58 | 20 |
536 | I love a man that isn't afraid to give things a second try | 1.4033 | 0.04134 | 243 | 166 | 56 | 21 |
537 | You wouldn’t be so depressed if you smiled more | 1.4033 | 0.04295 | 243 | 170 | 48 | 25 |
538 | They told me to wait here until you’re finished. | 1.4033 | 0.04174 | 243 | 167 | 54 | 22 |
539 | I’ve told you about leverage, but you refuse to listen. | 1.4033 | 0.04451 | 243 | 174 | 40 | 29 |
540 | Oh, you'll be back. | 1.4032 | 0.03740 | 248 | 161 | 74 | 13 |
541 | You look familiar. Have I seen you here before? | 1.4032 | 0.04346 | 248 | 176 | 44 | 28 |
542 | Why didn’t you take the elevator? | 1.4032 | 0.04457 | 248 | 179 | 38 | 31 |
543 | Eternally struggle here often? | 1.4024 | 0.03999 | 251 | 170 | 61 | 20 |
544 | You need to engage your core. | 1.4014 | 0.05102 | 142 | 94 | 39 | 9 |
545 | Come here often? Oh right...you do. | 1.4008 | 0.03974 | 242 | 162 | 63 | 17 |
546 | Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a drink?? | 1.4008 | 0.04242 | 247 | 173 | 49 | 25 |
547 | And my lifelong unobtainable goal is equal pay for equal work. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 247 | 171 | 53 | 23 |
548 | C'mon, stop and sit with me. It's just as futile, but more fun. | 1.4008 | 0.04083 | 247 | 169 | 57 | 21 |
549 | You must be helping Fauci. | 1.4008 | 0.03919 | 247 | 165 | 65 | 17 |
550 | Don’t you know by now that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result? | 1.4008 | 0.03961 | 247 | 166 | 63 | 18 |
551 | Wanna' try something you'd enjoy doing over and over again? | 1.4008 | 0.04203 | 247 | 172 | 51 | 24 |
552 | ...it’s pronounced “Sharon” - why do you ask? | 1.4008 | 0.04649 | 247 | 184 | 27 | 36 |
553 | It's over Sisyphus. Now I'm dating Atlas. | 1.4000 | 0.04082 | 240 | 163 | 58 | 19 |
554 | That's not what BYOB means | 1.4000 | 0.04125 | 240 | 164 | 56 | 20 |
555 | Let it go, Sisyphus. Existentialism is so twentieth century. | 1.4000 | 0.04040 | 240 | 162 | 60 | 18 |
556 | Yeah, I know I said I wanted a big rock for our engagement but... | 1.4000 | 0.04331 | 240 | 169 | 46 | 25 |
557 | Well, the girls did say this place was popular with the high rollers. | 1.4000 | 0.03725 | 240 | 155 | 74 | 11 |
558 | So, do you also work in sales? | 1.4000 | 0.04604 | 240 | 176 | 32 | 32 |
559 | I said I'd meet you halfway. | 1.4000 | 0.04440 | 235 | 167 | 42 | 26 |
560 | Could you roll that a little further over? You’re still not exercising proper social distance. | 1.4000 | 0.04125 | 240 | 164 | 56 | 20 |
561 | You've been appointed Postmaster General. | 1.3992 | 0.04106 | 238 | 162 | 57 | 19 |
562 | you think you have it rough? My six year old starts distance learning on Thursday | 1.3992 | 0.04106 | 238 | 162 | 57 | 19 |
563 | Like that’s hard? Try meeting someone new during a global pandemic. | 1.3992 | 0.04149 | 238 | 163 | 55 | 20 |
564 | I'd like to help but I'm between a rock and a hard place at the moment. | 1.3983 | 0.04111 | 241 | 165 | 56 | 20 |
565 | Always good to talk to you, Sis. Same time tomorrow? | 1.3983 | 0.03983 | 241 | 162 | 62 | 17 |
566 | Wow.You said you would move heaven and earth for me, but really this is too much. | 1.3983 | 0.03764 | 236 | 153 | 72 | 11 |
567 | mmm, mine is just this endless martini. | 1.3983 | 0.03951 | 236 | 157 | 64 | 15 |
568 | I was wondering when I’d see you again. | 1.3983 | 0.04085 | 236 | 160 | 58 | 18 |
569 | I asked for a large martini on the rocks, not a large rock in my martini. | 1.3974 | 0.04573 | 234 | 170 | 35 | 29 |
570 | Short term fun. Eternal torture. You decide. | 1.3974 | 0.04197 | 234 | 160 | 53 | 20 |
571 | Do you come by here much? | 1.3974 | 0.04955 | 156 | 105 | 40 | 11 |
572 | Aren't you going to ask me about my day? | 1.3974 | 0.04197 | 234 | 161 | 53 | 20 |
573 | So what happens when you get to the top? | 1.3974 | 0.04368 | 234 | 165 | 45 | 24 |
574 | Two Margaritas is all it takes, and you’ll soon be untroubled by the meaningless of life | 1.3974 | 0.04153 | 234 | 160 | 55 | 19 |
575 | You think you’ve got it bad... | 1.3974 | 0.04613 | 234 | 171 | 33 | 30 |
576 | If you’d have done it the way I told you, you’d be done already too | 1.3974 | 0.04197 | 234 | 161 | 53 | 20 |
577 | Zeus isn’t a bad guy. Just apologize, put on some clothes, and join me for a drink. | 1.3966 | 0.04479 | 232 | 166 | 40 | 26 |
578 | You think it's easy sitting here for eternity waiting for you to get it up? | 1.3966 | 0.04437 | 232 | 165 | 42 | 25 |
579 | My God, I thought you said your name was syphilis! | 1.3966 | 0.04352 | 232 | 163 | 46 | 23 |
580 | On your way back down, could you bring me some more cocktail peanuts? | 1.3966 | 0.04479 | 232 | 166 | 40 | 26 |
581 | Where have you been, I had been worried sick. | 1.3966 | 0.04762 | 232 | 173 | 26 | 33 |
582 | I really don’t see this going anywhere | 1.3958 | 0.04121 | 240 | 165 | 55 | 20 |
583 | The bartender calls is a "sissy fizz". | 1.3957 | 0.03959 | 235 | 157 | 63 | 15 |
584 | On your way back down, could you get me a cocktail napkin? | 1.3939 | 0.04050 | 231 | 156 | 59 | 16 |
585 | The original upload. | 1.3939 | 0.03908 | 231 | 153 | 65 | 13 |
586 | Haven’t I seen you here before, and before, and before? | 1.3938 | 0.04159 | 226 | 154 | 55 | 17 |
587 | You look like you could use a drink. | 1.3938 | 0.04159 | 226 | 154 | 55 | 17 |
588 | I'm here for the eternal happy hour. What about you? | 1.3938 | 0.04252 | 226 | 156 | 51 | 19 |
589 | We finally have a date night and it’s work, work, work. | 1.3938 | 0.04252 | 226 | 156 | 51 | 19 |
590 | Hey lady, you mind pushing this for awhile? I think I'm done. | 1.3932 | 0.04569 | 234 | 171 | 34 | 29 |
591 | Well, enough about me. What do you do? | 1.3930 | 0.04073 | 229 | 155 | 58 | 16 |
592 | Why me? This was just a pebble when I started | 1.3922 | 0.04874 | 232 | 177 | 19 | 36 |
593 | I’m sorry sir, Your appointment is next week | 1.3922 | 0.04433 | 232 | 166 | 41 | 25 |
594 | Could you bring me a refill on your way down? | 1.3922 | 0.04173 | 232 | 160 | 53 | 19 |
595 | And you can tell the chef that I will keep sending it back! | 1.3922 | 0.04217 | 232 | 161 | 51 | 20 |
596 | Honestly honey... why don’t you just let me call someone? | 1.3922 | 0.04718 | 232 | 173 | 27 | 32 |
597 | Catch you on the way down | 1.3921 | 0.04191 | 227 | 156 | 53 | 18 |
598 | Just so you know, the last guy who took his hand off to make a pass at me got flattened. | 1.3911 | 0.04309 | 225 | 157 | 48 | 20 |
599 | Something tells me you won't take no for an answer. | 1.3911 | 0.04216 | 225 | 155 | 52 | 18 |
600 | Hay Sisyphus | 1.3911 | 0.04912 | 225 | 171 | 20 | 34 |
601 | On second thought I'll just take it neat | 1.3911 | 0.04216 | 225 | 155 | 52 | 18 |
602 | I know you come here often—but why? | 1.3911 | 0.04023 | 225 | 151 | 60 | 14 |
603 | ‘So, when you’re not being a metaphor, what kind of things are you in to?’ | 1.3911 | 0.04216 | 225 | 155 | 52 | 18 |
604 | But what are you doing afterwards? | 1.3901 | 0.03894 | 223 | 147 | 65 | 11 |
605 | When I saw the reservation for a rolling stone, I was actually expecting Mick Jagger. | 1.3901 | 0.04336 | 223 | 156 | 47 | 20 |
606 | and when you're done with that, don't forget to clean the bathrooms | 1.3901 | 0.04694 | 223 | 164 | 31 | 28 |
607 | Ever have one of those days when you feel like you just can't win? | 1.3901 | 0.04241 | 223 | 154 | 51 | 18 |
608 | Impressive, but can you get it all the way up? | 1.3901 | 0.04046 | 223 | 150 | 59 | 14 |
609 | I used to do that, but there's a glass ceiling up ahead. | 1.3901 | 0.03996 | 223 | 149 | 61 | 13 |
610 | Wow! I was told this is a great spot to meet high-rollers | 1.3901 | 0.04145 | 223 | 152 | 55 | 16 |
611 | You think THIS is bad? Live one day in 2020. | 1.3901 | 0.04336 | 223 | 156 | 47 | 20 |
612 | Looks like you've done this before. | 1.3901 | 0.04145 | 223 | 152 | 55 | 16 |
613 | Livin’ the myth? | 1.3901 | 0.04241 | 223 | 154 | 51 | 18 |
614 | I don't date unsuccessful men. | 1.3901 | 0.04336 | 223 | 156 | 47 | 20 |
615 | Fauci vs ‘Karen’ | 1.3901 | 0.04428 | 223 | 158 | 43 | 22 |
616 | Ain't no mountain high enough, eh? | 1.3901 | 0.04473 | 223 | 159 | 41 | 23 |
617 | Thanks, honey, just put it up there. | 1.3901 | 0.04096 | 223 | 151 | 57 | 15 |
618 | It’s all work, work, work with you. When are you going to have time for me? | 1.3891 | 0.04219 | 221 | 152 | 52 | 17 |
619 | Can I interest you in gathering a little moss? | 1.3891 | 0.04409 | 221 | 156 | 44 | 21 |
620 | You’re not going to get anywhere with me either! | 1.3891 | 0.04019 | 221 | 148 | 60 | 13 |
621 | Come here often stranger? | 1.3891 | 0.04570 | 221 | 162 | 33 | 26 |
622 | Maybe. Ask me again on the way down. | 1.3891 | 0.04170 | 221 | 151 | 54 | 16 |
623 | sorry, I ordered a coors light, not a Rolling Rock! | 1.3891 | 0.04592 | 221 | 160 | 36 | 25 |
624 | My friend warned me about this bar. She said I'd probably come home with syphilis, but there's a chance I misheard. | 1.3891 | 0.04363 | 221 | 155 | 46 | 20 |
625 | First door on the left. | 1.3881 | 0.04800 | 219 | 163 | 27 | 29 |
626 | Knock off a little early tonight and have a drink with me on your way back down, Sisyphus. | 1.3881 | 0.04844 | 219 | 164 | 25 | 30 |
627 | You know, you could take a shower. And wear a mask. | 1.3881 | 0.05014 | 219 | 168 | 17 | 34 |
628 | I guess you DO come here often. | 1.3881 | 0.04195 | 219 | 150 | 53 | 16 |
629 | What's a high roller like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3881 | 0.04294 | 219 | 152 | 49 | 18 |
630 | Never gonna happen, Bernie. | 1.3881 | 0.04437 | 219 | 155 | 43 | 21 |
631 | You'd look better if you smiled. | 1.3871 | 0.04513 | 217 | 155 | 40 | 22 |
632 | Deja vu. | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
633 | Well, I think the terms of our divorce were fair. | 1.3871 | 0.03905 | 217 | 143 | 64 | 10 |
634 | Oh, it's you again. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
635 | FYI nobody cares. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
636 | Seeking her approval was a Sisyphean task. | 1.3871 | 0.04220 | 217 | 149 | 52 | 16 |
637 | Sisyphus, my darling, please hurry up and join me. I've been waiting an eternity. | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
638 | Next time you come by, I’d like to see a menu. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
639 | So... how was work today? | 1.3871 | 0.04169 | 217 | 148 | 54 | 15 |
640 | 'When I said I want it "on the rocks" ...' | 1.3860 | 0.04446 | 215 | 152 | 43 | 20 |
641 | You should try pilates. | 1.3860 | 0.04297 | 215 | 149 | 49 | 17 |
642 | Try being Donald Trump's Press Secretary. | 1.3860 | 0.04591 | 215 | 155 | 37 | 23 |
643 | I'm quite certain I've seen you here before. | 1.3860 | 0.04246 | 215 | 148 | 51 | 16 |
644 | Instead, you could keep asking me for my number. | 1.3860 | 0.04684 | 215 | 157 | 33 | 25 |
645 | Is that a giant metaphor for the futility of man's struggle against the absurdity of life, or are you just pleased to see me? | 1.3860 | 0.04246 | 215 | 148 | 51 | 16 |
646 | We really need to stop meeting like this... | 1.3860 | 0.04543 | 215 | 154 | 39 | 22 |
647 | That's nothing, try dating. | 1.3860 | 0.04495 | 215 | 152 | 41 | 21 |
648 | I meant ice. | 1.3860 | 0.04297 | 215 | 149 | 49 | 17 |
649 | Feels like an eternity.” “You’re telling me! | 1.3860 | 0.04446 | 215 | 152 | 43 | 20 |
650 | So, what are you doing after this? | 1.3860 | 0.04347 | 215 | 150 | 47 | 18 |
651 | Sure. You're Sysyphus and I'm Marilyn Monroe. | 1.3853 | 0.04205 | 218 | 150 | 52 | 16 |
652 | Hi there. Do you come here often? | 1.3850 | 0.04005 | 213 | 142 | 60 | 11 |
653 | Sorry I’m late. I forgot my mask. | 1.3850 | 0.04900 | 213 | 160 | 24 | 29 |
654 | Howsabout a little break big boy. | 1.3846 | 0.04806 | 221 | 166 | 25 | 30 |
655 | Say. You’re a regular here aren’t you? | 1.3843 | 0.04230 | 216 | 149 | 51 | 16 |
656 | Haven't I seen you come by here before? | 1.3843 | 0.04127 | 216 | 147 | 55 | 14 |
657 | Well, at least you're working. | 1.3839 | 0.04299 | 211 | 146 | 49 | 16 |
658 | No, pushy doesn't bother me. | 1.3839 | 0.04193 | 211 | 144 | 53 | 14 |
659 | Your zipper's undone... | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
660 | Are you from Rolling Stone? | 1.3828 | 0.04327 | 209 | 145 | 48 | 16 |
661 | Aren't you Trump's latest PR guy? | 1.3828 | 0.04483 | 209 | 148 | 42 | 19 |
662 | They say be nice to those you meet on the way up. | 1.3828 | 0.04108 | 209 | 141 | 56 | 12 |
663 | Sisyphus, What took you so long? I’ve been waiting an eternity! | 1.3821 | 0.04283 | 212 | 147 | 49 | 16 |
664 | I’ll wait. | 1.3816 | 0.04076 | 207 | 139 | 57 | 11 |
665 | Sorry; no shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.3816 | 0.04354 | 207 | 144 | 47 | 16 |
666 | Yes, but my point is YOUR job is secure. | 1.3816 | 0.04190 | 207 | 141 | 53 | 13 |
667 | Do you roll that boulder up this hill often? | 1.3816 | 0.04354 | 207 | 144 | 47 | 16 |
668 | Need a break, ol’ boy? | 1.3816 | 0.04716 | 207 | 151 | 33 | 23 |
669 | Hey Sissy! What’s the fuss?? | 1.3816 | 0.04863 | 207 | 154 | 27 | 26 |
670 | It may be an exercise in futility, but at least it’s exercise. | 1.3816 | 0.03900 | 207 | 136 | 63 | 8 |
671 | Hi, Sisyphus. My name is Tammy, and apparently my punishment is this cloying, fruit-forward merlot. | 1.3816 | 0.04300 | 207 | 143 | 49 | 15 |
672 | : "What's the eta on the appetizer I ordered?" | 1.3816 | 0.04245 | 207 | 142 | 51 | 14 |
673 | This reminds me the last year of my marriage. | 1.3816 | 0.04300 | 207 | 143 | 49 | 15 |
674 | I thought I said that I wanted YOU to be bolder. | 1.3816 | 0.04461 | 207 | 146 | 43 | 18 |
675 | Not too much effort... I can rest while it rolls down | 1.3816 | 0.04863 | 207 | 154 | 27 | 26 |
676 | Have you ever seen Groundhog Day? | 1.3810 | 0.04310 | 210 | 146 | 48 | 16 |
677 | I was condemned to an eternity of drinking warm chardonnay. | 1.3805 | 0.04328 | 205 | 142 | 48 | 15 |
678 | It’s my third round. What about yours? | 1.3805 | 0.04216 | 205 | 140 | 52 | 13 |
679 | Don't you come here a bit too often? | 1.3805 | 0.04042 | 205 | 137 | 58 | 10 |
680 | You think YOU got it bad - I gotta sit here for eternity and YOU'RE my waiter! | 1.3805 | 0.04699 | 205 | 149 | 34 | 22 |
681 | Check your GPS. I think you're on the wrong mountain. | 1.3805 | 0.04272 | 205 | 141 | 50 | 14 |
682 | Dude. Let it go already. | 1.3805 | 0.04216 | 205 | 140 | 52 | 13 |
683 | Trust me, you'll be back. | 1.3803 | 0.04161 | 213 | 146 | 53 | 14 |
684 | For the 10,000th time, you cannot have my number. | 1.3798 | 0.04390 | 208 | 146 | 45 | 17 |
685 | I'd ask you when you get off, but it looks like you just don't quit. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
686 | I've mythed you." | 1.3786 | 0.04419 | 206 | 145 | 44 | 17 |
687 | Hey, haven’t I seen you here- many many many times- before? | 1.3786 | 0.04142 | 206 | 140 | 54 | 12 |
688 | And all this time I thought you were just a myth | 1.3786 | 0.04255 | 206 | 142 | 50 | 14 |
689 | Lmk when you get to the top so I can take that selfie | 1.3786 | 0.04142 | 206 | 140 | 54 | 12 |
690 | Almost done? | 1.3785 | 0.04146 | 214 | 147 | 53 | 14 |
691 | What if you have to use the rest room? | 1.3785 | 0.04830 | 214 | 161 | 25 | 28 |
692 | Sisyphus? Ok...and where did you work before? | 1.3785 | 0.04784 | 214 | 160 | 27 | 27 |
693 | Zeus added me. A "salt in the wound" sort of thing. | 1.3785 | 0.04146 | 214 | 147 | 53 | 14 |
694 | You do 2020 your way. I'll do 2020 my way. | 1.3785 | 0.04452 | 214 | 153 | 41 | 20 |
695 | It's called a rotatini. It goes down easier. | 1.3785 | 0.04875 | 214 | 162 | 23 | 29 |
696 | Is that futility in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3785 | 0.04452 | 214 | 153 | 41 | 20 |
697 | I like a man who puts his work first. | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
698 | Catch you on the rebound? | 1.3785 | 0.04302 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
699 | That line didn't work yesterday, it's not going to work today, and it's not going to work tomorrow. | 1.3785 | 0.04402 | 214 | 152 | 43 | 19 |
700 | That’s some highball | 1.3785 | 0.04597 | 214 | 156 | 35 | 23 |
701 | Hey, didn't I see you here yesterday?...and the day before? | 1.3785 | 0.04038 | 214 | 145 | 57 | 12 |
702 | I would ask if you come here often, but that’s probably a sore spot. | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
703 | You’re late. I’ve already eaten. | 1.3785 | 0.04964 | 214 | 164 | 19 | 31 |
704 | y tho? | 1.3767 | 0.04856 | 215 | 163 | 23 | 29 |
705 | When do you get off work? | 1.3762 | 0.04796 | 202 | 149 | 30 | 23 |
706 | Hard worker", "steady job", and "eternally fit", but you look much younger in your profile picture | 1.3762 | 0.04366 | 202 | 141 | 46 | 15 |
707 | This is the punishment for seeing her again, but it was totally worth it | 1.3762 | 0.05047 | 202 | 154 | 20 | 28 |
708 | Your hors d'oeuvres madame. The farm fresh artisan cheese ball. Hand rolled for well..... my entire life. Bon appetit. | 1.3762 | 0.04532 | 202 | 144 | 40 | 18 |
709 | Sorry I already have a boyfriend | 1.3762 | 0.05143 | 202 | 156 | 16 | 30 |
710 | You think that’s tough, Sisyphus. Try teaching third grade on line. | 1.3757 | 0.04385 | 189 | 130 | 47 | 12 |
711 | You have about the same odds of success as I do of reaching the top of the corporate ladder | 1.3750 | 0.04563 | 200 | 143 | 39 | 18 |
712 | You might consider a life coach. | 1.3750 | 0.04279 | 200 | 138 | 49 | 13 |
713 | Is that the snowball from hell? | 1.3750 | 0.04563 | 200 | 143 | 39 | 18 |
714 | So I guess some of you old guys can still get it up, huh? | 1.3750 | 0.04452 | 200 | 141 | 43 | 16 |
715 | Well aren't you pushy. | 1.3750 | 0.04160 | 200 | 136 | 53 | 11 |
716 | Believe it or not this isn’t my worst date ever. | 1.3750 | 0.04160 | 200 | 136 | 53 | 11 |
717 | Lose the beard, wear a mask, maintain a six-feet gap, and wipe down that rock with hand sanitiser. Other than that, you're good to go. | 1.3750 | 0.04395 | 200 | 140 | 45 | 15 |
718 | And while you're at it, there's no paper in the women's | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
719 | I'll take another glass when you get a sec. | 1.3737 | 0.04705 | 198 | 144 | 34 | 20 |
720 | Is there a missus Sisyphus? | 1.3737 | 0.04061 | 198 | 133 | 56 | 9 |
721 | Order me a vodka, hold the rocks | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
722 | Join me for a Rolling Rock. | 1.3737 | 0.04759 | 198 | 145 | 32 | 21 |
723 | HMMM lets just roll with it and see what happens | 1.3737 | 0.04813 | 198 | 146 | 30 | 22 |
724 | If you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands. | 1.3737 | 0.04866 | 198 | 147 | 28 | 23 |
725 | All I'm saying, Sisyphus, is that there's more than one way to handle this situation. | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
726 | Your damnation's been upgraded. From now on, I'll provide a running commentary on your performance. | 1.3737 | 0.04705 | 198 | 144 | 34 | 20 |
727 | Embrace the journey, right? | 1.3737 | 0.04482 | 198 | 140 | 42 | 16 |
728 | We’re either in a metaphor or a CrossFit class. | 1.3737 | 0.04366 | 198 | 138 | 46 | 14 |
729 | If that rock isn't a diamond, I don't want it. | 1.3737 | 0.05072 | 198 | 151 | 20 | 27 |
730 | Oh. Your rock looked bigger in the photo. | 1.3737 | 0.04482 | 198 | 140 | 42 | 16 |
731 | I feel like we’ve been here before. | 1.3737 | 0.04307 | 198 | 137 | 48 | 13 |
732 | When I said you might like Rolling Rock, I meant the beer | 1.3737 | 0.04482 | 198 | 140 | 42 | 16 |
733 | See you same time tomorrow. | 1.3735 | 0.04475 | 166 | 112 | 46 | 8 |
734 | Got a light? | 1.3731 | 0.04433 | 201 | 142 | 43 | 16 |
735 | Go ahead. Call me a “nasty woman” again. | 1.3724 | 0.04793 | 196 | 144 | 31 | 21 |
736 | They won't let you work at home? | 1.3724 | 0.04395 | 196 | 137 | 45 | 14 |
737 | Oh, I see. A little roll reversal makes you uncomfortable? | 1.3724 | 0.04454 | 196 | 138 | 43 | 15 |
738 | I liked the bathroom selfie better | 1.3724 | 0.05110 | 196 | 150 | 19 | 27 |
739 | That's nothing compared to MY uphill battle. | 1.3711 | 0.04239 | 194 | 133 | 50 | 11 |
740 | I'm very attracted to emotionally unavailable men. | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
741 | I told you I’m not waiting forever. | 1.3711 | 0.04543 | 194 | 138 | 40 | 16 |
742 | Didn't you just do that? | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
743 | Stan and Ollie? They're up ahead delivering a piano. | 1.3711 | 0.04543 | 194 | 138 | 40 | 16 |
744 | Sorry, but I've had my fill of up and down relationships. | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
745 | And I thought alcoholism was an uphill battle. | 1.3711 | 0.04363 | 194 | 135 | 46 | 13 |
746 | Have a drink. We pass this way but once. | 1.3711 | 0.04301 | 194 | 134 | 48 | 12 |
747 | Thank Zeus it's Friday! | 1.3711 | 0.04601 | 194 | 139 | 38 | 17 |
748 | No. It’s Thursday. But I know what you mean. | 1.3706 | 0.04256 | 197 | 136 | 49 | 12 |
749 | Oh yeah? Well, try wearing Spanx all day, buddy. | 1.3702 | 0.04369 | 181 | 124 | 47 | 10 |
750 | Screw Camus, I can make you happy. | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
751 | I would ask you to join me for a drink, but you seem to be on a roll | 1.3698 | 0.04454 | 192 | 135 | 43 | 14 |
752 | That's a big snowball you have there! | 1.3698 | 0.05189 | 192 | 148 | 17 | 27 |
753 | I said a BOLDER wine, you idiot | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
754 | Nice try, but the answer is still no. | 1.3698 | 0.04266 | 192 | 132 | 49 | 11 |
755 | For the fourteenth time, the answer is no! | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
756 | I’ve heard of big balls but this is RIDICULOUS! | 1.3698 | 0.05029 | 192 | 145 | 23 | 24 |
757 | Hello, haven't I seen you here before? | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
758 | My eternal task is a Martini on the rocks. | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
759 | You've got to be kidding. Every day? | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
760 | At least one of us isn't gathering any moss. | 1.3698 | 0.04330 | 192 | 133 | 47 | 12 |
761 | Stop by when you're done | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
762 | Rock on! | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
763 | Impressive. What do you do to stay in shape? | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
764 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he has an existential crisis in mine | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
765 | How millennial women see old white guys trying to impress them. | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
766 | Your profile said no baggage. | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
767 | Oh, I am not the only one who feels alone. | 1.3698 | 0.05083 | 192 | 146 | 21 | 25 |
768 | No thanks, I promised myself no more workaholics | 1.3698 | 0.04330 | 192 | 133 | 47 | 12 |
769 | Her: come by here often? Sisyphus: you have no idea | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
770 | There’s an app for that. | 1.3692 | 0.04752 | 195 | 143 | 32 | 20 |
771 | You handle the pandemic your way; I'll handle it my way. | 1.3687 | 0.04587 | 198 | 143 | 37 | 18 |
772 | Take a break man, it's only a myth after all! | 1.3687 | 0.04474 | 198 | 141 | 41 | 16 |
773 | Doesn't that get old? | 1.3684 | 0.04785 | 190 | 139 | 32 | 19 |
774 | If you don't mind me saying, you appear to have a problem keeping it up. | 1.3684 | 0.04294 | 190 | 131 | 48 | 11 |
775 | Same time tomorrow, then? | 1.3684 | 0.04229 | 190 | 130 | 50 | 10 |
776 | This is the last time I use ' The Myth Makers' dating service. My last date was late because he kept flying too close to the sun." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F | 1.3684 | 0.05067 | 190 | 144 | 22 | 24 |
777 | Yes I know,I thought they wanted someone in a useless role. | 1.3684 | 0.05122 | 190 | 145 | 20 | 25 |
778 | ooh, your fly's open. | 1.3684 | 0.04607 | 190 | 136 | 38 | 16 |
779 | Take a break...I'm buyin'. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
780 | Let it go for one second, relax, have a peanut. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
781 | You know, at some point you need to just let it go! | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
782 | I'm just happy to meet a guy that can keep a job. | 1.3684 | 0.04095 | 190 | 128 | 54 | 8 |
783 | I think I preferred it halfway down. | 1.3684 | 0.05012 | 190 | 143 | 24 | 23 |
784 | C'mon, Arnie. You've got to learn to leave that shit at the office. | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
785 | Want to join me for a drink when you finish work? | 1.3684 | 0.04843 | 190 | 140 | 30 | 20 |
786 | How much longer do you think it'll be? | 1.3684 | 0.04667 | 190 | 137 | 36 | 17 |
787 | Oh yeah? Try having a kid! | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
788 | You missed Happy Hour. | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
789 | So, what's your sign? | 1.3684 | 0.04900 | 190 | 141 | 28 | 21 |
790 | It's an uphill battleground State. | 1.3684 | 0.04726 | 190 | 138 | 34 | 18 |
791 | When you're through with the martyr act, come buy a girl a drink. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
792 | 'You'll be right back.' Right, I've heard that one before. | 1.3684 | 0.04162 | 190 | 129 | 52 | 9 |
793 | Donald, I repeatedly warned you there were consequences for disrespecting women. | 1.3684 | 0.04843 | 190 | 140 | 30 | 20 |
794 | If you really want to rock my world, bring me more chips. | 1.3684 | 0.05012 | 190 | 143 | 24 | 23 |
795 | Karen, what’s yours? | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
796 | You think that’s hard? Try being single in your forties... | 1.3684 | 0.04607 | 190 | 136 | 38 | 16 |
797 | I'd love to have a drink with you, but I can't wait forever. | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
798 | ‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’ | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
799 | Hurry up Sisy! Happy Hour ends in 15 minutes! aption | 1.3684 | 0.05122 | 190 | 145 | 20 | 25 |
800 | Try doing it in spanx. | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
801 | It’s only rock´n roll | 1.3684 | 0.04843 | 190 | 140 | 30 | 20 |
802 | I'm just not sure that I can handle the ups and downs of this relationship. | 1.3670 | 0.04578 | 188 | 134 | 39 | 15 |
803 | I've seen you here before, haven't I? | 1.3665 | 0.04211 | 191 | 131 | 50 | 10 |
804 | It could be worse. Just last week my neighbor gave me a sourdough starter. | 1.3661 | 0.04600 | 183 | 130 | 39 | 14 |
805 | So nice to see you again! | 1.3656 | 0.04735 | 186 | 135 | 34 | 17 |
806 | Impressive, I see you've gathered no moss. | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
807 | Oh, your personal ad said ROLL playing. | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
808 | When you’ve got a second, I’m getting low on peanuts. | 1.3656 | 0.04735 | 186 | 135 | 34 | 17 |
809 | Welcome to the afterlife, where things are fair! I sip wine, while you roll that rock uphill until whichever comes first: eternity - or the day you figure out what's wrong with saying the woman candidate "just isn't likeable." | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
810 | Sure, I can wait. | 1.3656 | 0.04351 | 186 | 129 | 46 | 11 |
811 | Finally, a man who understands what it's like to be a woman in the workplace | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
812 | Isostone and isobar configuration | 1.3656 | 0.05368 | 186 | 146 | 12 | 28 |
813 | The delivery entrance is on the other side. | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
814 | Why don’t you join me when you’re done? | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
815 | Futile? Try dating during a pandemic. | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
816 | ca. 100 B.C. Sisyphus gifts syphilis unto humanity | 1.3656 | 0.05090 | 186 | 141 | 22 | 23 |
817 | Ya but I get paid 35% less. | 1.3656 | 0.04417 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
818 | Yeah, we’ll I’m sleeping my way to the top. | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
819 | Even Sisyphus took a break for happy hour | 1.3656 | 0.04417 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
820 | 8 more weeks till Election Day. | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
821 | Please respect my need for social-distancing | 1.3656 | 0.05090 | 186 | 141 | 22 | 23 |
822 | Again with the boulder? | 1.3656 | 0.04284 | 186 | 128 | 48 | 10 |
823 | You won’t believe the view from our Skyline bar. | 1.3656 | 0.05203 | 186 | 143 | 18 | 25 |
824 | How’s your version of eternity going? | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
825 | No, I’m relieved! I thought you said syphilis. | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
826 | I know how you feel; no matter how much I drink, my glass stays full. | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
827 | You look a bit overwhelmed. Why don’t I call a competent goddess who can help you with that? | 1.3656 | 0.05258 | 186 | 144 | 16 | 26 |
828 | The rock looked bigger in your profile pic | 1.3656 | 0.04735 | 186 | 135 | 34 | 17 |
829 | At least there isn’t snow, then our kids would never believe us when we complained | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
830 | You always find something to do right before we sit down for dinner. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
831 | I TOLD them to spell out B.Y.O.B. | 1.3651 | 0.04798 | 189 | 139 | 31 | 19 |
832 | Finally! What kept you? | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
833 | Could you please hand me the remote? | 1.3651 | 0.05027 | 189 | 143 | 23 | 23 |
834 | I feel your pain,I've been sitting here for ages" | 1.3651 | 0.04857 | 189 | 140 | 29 | 20 |
835 | Come have a drink with me after you get it to the top. | 1.3651 | 0.05138 | 189 | 145 | 19 | 25 |
836 | Yeah. Right. Just leave me sitting here, by myself. | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
837 | And I have to get the check? | 1.3651 | 0.05083 | 189 | 144 | 21 | 24 |
838 | Name's Pandora, I'll see you on your next round. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
839 | Me? trying to find a decent man. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
840 | Oh, my gosh! That is styrofoam, right? | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
841 | What do you mean you never take a break? Does your boss think he's God? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
842 | What are the chances? Twice in the same week! | 1.3651 | 0.04103 | 189 | 128 | 53 | 8 |
843 | You again? Ever hear the definition of insanity? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
844 | glad you don't believe in masks too! | 1.3651 | 0.05138 | 189 | 145 | 19 | 25 |
845 | Gee mister, I thought you were only a myth. | 1.3651 | 0.04304 | 189 | 131 | 47 | 11 |
846 | So, what is the meaning of Life? | 1.3651 | 0.05027 | 189 | 143 | 23 | 23 |
847 | Gym still closed? | 1.3651 | 0.04304 | 189 | 131 | 47 | 11 |
848 | Ooh, a crossfit guy, huh? | 1.3651 | 0.04238 | 189 | 130 | 49 | 10 |
849 | OK Boomer, but I think there's an app for that. | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
850 | Sure I date older men. But you look like you've got enough on your hands right now. | 1.3651 | 0.04432 | 189 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
851 | I think I saw you already,...anyway go up and the boss will see you, the position is still open, good luck! | 1.3651 | 0.04971 | 189 | 142 | 25 | 22 |
852 | Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
853 | Well, at least this is going better than my date with Prometheus. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
854 | That ‘one’ thing you had left to finish at work before meeting me is taking a while, isn’t it? | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
855 | Hey old timer, you know there’s a app for that. | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
856 | You think that’s hard? Try breaking through a glass ceiling? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
857 | I know you're slammed right now, but could you grab me a lemon water on your way back down? | 1.3651 | 0.04739 | 189 | 138 | 33 | 18 |
858 | I love your persistence. Do you come here often? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
859 | And when you’re finished, could you break my glass ceiling? | 1.3646 | 0.04507 | 192 | 137 | 40 | 15 |
860 | You come this way often? | 1.3641 | 0.04579 | 184 | 131 | 39 | 14 |
861 | So... you come around here often ? | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
862 | Excuse me, I really need a drink, could you please keep this here for me? | 1.3632 | 0.04892 | 190 | 142 | 27 | 21 |
863 | It’s rare to find a man who can commit to something. | 1.3627 | 0.04303 | 193 | 135 | 46 | 12 |
864 | When you're done, how about joining me for a drink? | 1.3626 | 0.04742 | 182 | 132 | 34 | 16 |
865 | Yeah, I wasn’t cut out for a desk job either. | 1.3626 | 0.04546 | 182 | 129 | 40 | 13 |
866 | Well, if it isn't good ol' Charlie Brown -- it must be 60 years now! Why not sit down for a little psychiatric help? | 1.3626 | 0.04478 | 182 | 128 | 42 | 12 |
867 | Of all the gin joints in the world you roll into mine! | 1.3626 | 0.04410 | 182 | 127 | 44 | 11 |
868 | You come by here often? | 1.3611 | 0.04298 | 180 | 124 | 47 | 9 |
869 | I can handle the OCD but the Duck Dynasty look has to go. | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
870 | Intriguing, but not what I had in mind when I ordered a highball. | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
871 | If you run into Zeus, tell him Kathy said "Hi." | 1.3611 | 0.04298 | 180 | 124 | 47 | 9 |
872 | Wouldn't be easier to deflate it first? | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
873 | Hey. What time to you get off? | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
874 | Can I get a menu? | 1.3602 | 0.04848 | 186 | 138 | 29 | 19 |
875 | How’s toxic masculinity working out for you? | 1.3598 | 0.04487 | 189 | 135 | 40 | 14 |
876 | Clearly you misunderstood me when I asked you o join me for a High -Ball | 1.3596 | 0.04747 | 178 | 129 | 34 | 15 |
877 | Are you sure that this is not the top of Mount Olympus? Damn it... . | 1.3596 | 0.05315 | 178 | 138 | 16 | 24 |
878 | You should try to work on your work-life balance. | 1.3596 | 0.04611 | 178 | 127 | 38 | 13 |
879 | Try dating in your 40s. | 1.3587 | 0.04233 | 184 | 127 | 48 | 9 |
880 | Please, You must sign in and have your temperature taken. the | 1.3587 | 0.05293 | 184 | 144 | 14 | 26 |
881 | Oh, I love a man who works hard to impress me | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
882 | I’ve been waiting an eternity for you. | 1.3580 | 0.04356 | 176 | 122 | 45 | 9 |
883 | If you think that's bad, I have to wait for someone to take my order for all eternity. | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
884 | Actually, I liked it better in the basement. | 1.3580 | 0.04783 | 176 | 128 | 33 | 15 |
885 | What a coincidence! I call my little wine bar, "A Hard Place." | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
886 | Sez who? | 1.3580 | 0.05174 | 176 | 134 | 21 | 21 |
887 | I've got a treat for you when you are done... | 1.3580 | 0.04714 | 176 | 127 | 35 | 14 |
888 | I like how you roll. | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
889 | My last boyfriend was a workaholic, too. | 1.3580 | 0.04047 | 176 | 118 | 53 | 5 |
890 | Are you going to roll that rock up the hill for eternity,or are you going to join me for a drink? | 1.3580 | 0.05047 | 176 | 132 | 25 | 19 |
891 | I don’t know…I think I liked the other boulder better. | 1.3580 | 0.04645 | 176 | 126 | 37 | 13 |
892 | It’s always, no baby, I’ve gotta work... can’t you just sit and enjoy dinner for once | 1.3580 | 0.04574 | 176 | 125 | 39 | 12 |
893 | You know it's happy hour, right? | 1.3580 | 0.04356 | 176 | 122 | 45 | 9 |
894 | That isn't the kind of big rock a girl wants on her finger, S. | 1.3571 | 0.05162 | 182 | 140 | 19 | 23 |
895 | That’ll be 10 drachmas for you, Sis, and 10 for your pal there, but I need to see his photo I.D. | 1.3571 | 0.05279 | 182 | 142 | 15 | 25 |
896 | If I had a name like Sisyphus, I’d have a chip on my shoulder too. | 1.3571 | 0.04921 | 182 | 136 | 27 | 19 |
897 | You come around here often? | 1.3563 | 0.04535 | 174 | 123 | 40 | 11 |
898 | So what exactly is it that you do? | 1.3563 | 0.04310 | 174 | 120 | 46 | 8 |
899 | Wow! My story’s similar...I was dishonest and condemned to eternity at a single’s bar. | 1.3563 | 0.04461 | 174 | 122 | 42 | 10 |
900 | You set the bar too high. | 1.3563 | 0.05022 | 174 | 130 | 26 | 18 |
901 | You're just like my ex, afraid to ask for directions. | 1.3563 | 0.04679 | 174 | 125 | 36 | 13 |
902 | It’s called the American Dream. Just keep up the hard work and you’ll be like me soon enough! | 1.3563 | 0.04819 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
903 | You should try it in heels. | 1.3563 | 0.04608 | 174 | 124 | 38 | 12 |
904 | OH! You must be the Postmaster General. | 1.3552 | 0.04311 | 183 | 128 | 45 | 10 |
905 | I asked the waiter for a highball - careful what you wish for! | 1.3552 | 0.05138 | 183 | 141 | 19 | 23 |
906 | So, do you spend eternity here often? | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
907 | Yodel, first, so it looks like an accident. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
908 | No, I didn’t lie about my age, it just took me longer than expected to get here. | 1.3547 | 0.04926 | 172 | 127 | 29 | 16 |
909 | I'm here on a blind date. Want to switch places? | 1.3547 | 0.04493 | 172 | 121 | 41 | 10 |
910 | Don't you think everything feels a little lighter at happy hour? | 1.3547 | 0.04416 | 172 | 120 | 43 | 9 |
911 | Just wait until you check out the glass ceiling. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
912 | Want my advice? Paint a face on it and give it a name.” | 1.3547 | 0.04416 | 172 | 120 | 43 | 9 |
913 | I swear I’ve seen you here before! | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
914 | The rock looked a lot bigger on your Tinder profile. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
915 | I told you, the answer is still no. | 1.3547 | 0.04339 | 172 | 119 | 45 | 8 |
916 | Now you know how it feels to be home schooling the kids. | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
917 | Weren’t you here yesterday? | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
918 | It’s better to rock then it is to roll, or is it? | 1.3547 | 0.05324 | 172 | 133 | 17 | 22 |
919 | didn't you notice the elevator down there? | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
920 | Hate to break this to you, pal: once you get to the top, it's all downhill from there | 1.3547 | 0.04493 | 172 | 121 | 41 | 10 |
921 | Sisyphus? Funny....your boulder looked bigger in your profile pic. | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
922 | Just think how much harder it would be if it was a cube! | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
923 | Ah, c'mon. One little drink's not going to hurt. | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
924 | My drink refills every time I finish it. So I get it. | 1.3529 | 0.04601 | 170 | 121 | 38 | 11 |
925 | Oh nothing....let it slide..... | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
926 | You're back! Care for a peanut | 1.3529 | 0.04750 | 170 | 123 | 34 | 13 |
927 | A hard rock is good to find.. | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
928 | I guess it goes without saying, you do come here often | 1.3529 | 0.04447 | 170 | 119 | 42 | 9 |
929 | I changed my mind—I’ll have it neat. | 1.3529 | 0.04750 | 170 | 123 | 34 | 13 |
930 | It’s sexier when you carry it on your shoulders | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
931 | Come and join me when you're done. | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
932 | I took the elevator. It's around the corner. | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
933 | How do you say déjà vu in Greek? | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
934 | Well,my drink is refilled for eternity,so we all have our burdens. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
935 | Roll past here often?" | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
936 | Come join me when you finish work. | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
937 | I think you misunderstood me when I said I like to get stoned. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
938 | Hey, Sisyphus, why not join me for a drink? You know that rock is just going to roll back down anyway. | 1.3512 | 0.04399 | 168 | 117 | 43 | 8 |
939 | Why don’t you drop everything and come over for a drink? | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
940 | Your picture on Boulderpushers.com made you look a lot younger. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
941 | So what do you do? | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
942 | You’re trying too hard. “On the rocks” just means “over ice.” | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
943 | Join me - I majored in Futility at Vassar." | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
944 | It feels like I’m between a rock and a hard place. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
945 | Oh. When I read "high roller" on your Tinder profile, I thought you just liked taking risks. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
946 | Sorry, that rock is not due till next Thursday. Can you come back then or just hold? | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
947 | I wish I had a meaningful job. | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
948 | Now try doing it backwards, in heels. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
949 | I would let you buy me a drink, but you are almost over the hill. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
950 | Trying to avoid me seems even more Sisyphean. | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
951 | Oh...thanks, but I said, "no olive". | 1.3512 | 0.05145 | 168 | 127 | 23 | 18 |
952 | Honey when you finish the landscaping I have a few more little tasks on my to do list | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
953 | Would you be open to carbon dating? | 1.3512 | 0.05076 | 168 | 126 | 25 | 17 |
954 | If it didn’t impress me the first time... | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
955 | Sorry, I said on the rocks. Plural. | 1.3512 | 0.04399 | 168 | 117 | 43 | 8 |
956 | Thas' a great idea myther. Sys' wif' us and we'll both have another on the rocks. | 1.3512 | 0.05349 | 168 | 130 | 17 | 21 |
957 | I’m teaching common core math over zoom this fall so... same. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
958 | That’s right, you can exchange the boulder for a stimulus check, at the top of the mountain. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
959 | One more mile and then take a left. | 1.3512 | 0.04399 | 168 | 117 | 43 | 8 |
960 | The rich took the throne I built off my stone | 1.3512 | 0.05415 | 168 | 131 | 15 | 22 |
961 | How does it feel? I don’t know, you tell me” | 1.3512 | 0.05349 | 168 | 130 | 17 | 21 |
962 | You've done this before, haven't you? | 1.3509 | 0.04727 | 171 | 124 | 34 | 13 |
963 | Good to see you again, same time next week? | 1.3506 | 0.04739 | 174 | 127 | 33 | 14 |
964 | Which fraternity are you pledging? | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
965 | ....and that was a little about myself! What do you do? | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
966 | Well, you're certainly persistent. | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
967 | I thought it would beat a monkey on my back... | 1.3494 | 0.05395 | 166 | 129 | 16 | 21 |
968 | I admire your perseverance...and your thighs. | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
969 | Oh, you have a job? Hi, I'm Susan. | 1.3494 | 0.04429 | 166 | 116 | 42 | 8 |
970 | After one drink, it's all downhill for me. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
971 | Sure, I’ll trade. But you’re really gonna hate the pickup lines. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
972 | Ohhhhh... I thought you said syphilis! | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
973 | No thanks. I prefer it neat. | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
974 | You should take a load off, sit down, have a drink. The valet can park your rock, that thing will never make it to the top. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
975 | Night after night I come here trying to meet somebody, but I never seem to get anywhere. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
976 | It’s you again. | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
977 | Did you order an Old Grand Dad on the rocks? | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
978 | Can I get you another Rolling Rock? | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
979 | Really? You look too young to be a Rolling Stone! | 1.3494 | 0.04670 | 166 | 119 | 36 | 11 |
980 | I'd buy you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
981 | Where should I place it? | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
982 | Ooh! Condemned by Zeus for all eternity! Buy me a drink, Bad Boy? | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
983 | You try living on champagne and pretzels for an eternity. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
984 | Now you know how we Americans are feeling. | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
985 | Did you say you were Mick or Keith?” | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
986 | That’s a pretty audacious pickup line, but I’ve heard boulder. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
987 | Can You grab me another drink when you come back down | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
988 | Me? Oh, I used to work in Finance but I packed it in. I wanted to do something that was a little more valuable for humanity. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
989 | Stop for a drink, you can worry about your debt snowball later | 1.3494 | 0.05188 | 166 | 126 | 22 | 18 |
990 | Come this way often? | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
991 | So, what do you do for fun? | 1.3488 | 0.04327 | 172 | 120 | 44 | 8 |
992 | I can help you get it up. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
993 | I like it better when you go down. | 1.3488 | 0.04916 | 172 | 128 | 28 | 16 |
994 | Say Butterfingers, you know what the definition of insanity is, doncha? | 1.3486 | 0.04854 | 175 | 130 | 29 | 16 |
995 | Having trouble getting it up? | 1.3486 | 0.04786 | 175 | 129 | 31 | 15 |
996 | If you think that's hard, you've never had to endure a 3 hour Zoom meeting. | 1.3486 | 0.04575 | 175 | 126 | 37 | 12 |
997 | If you think that’s hard you should try doing it backwards in heels. | 1.3486 | 0.04354 | 175 | 123 | 43 | 9 |
998 | Rolling stones? Nah, I can’t get no satisfaction out of it. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
999 | I feel the same way every time that I lift this glass. | 1.3481 | 0.05074 | 158 | 117 | 27 | 14 |
1000 | I'm from Boulder. You? | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
1001 | Would you like a roll while you wait? | 1.3476 | 0.05087 | 164 | 123 | 25 | 16 |
1002 | No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service. | 1.3476 | 0.04544 | 164 | 116 | 39 | 9 |
1003 | People probably tell you this all the time, but you've got great legs. | 1.3476 | 0.04705 | 164 | 118 | 35 | 11 |
1004 | Yeah, I used to do the whole push-the-boulder-uphill-til-it-slips-last-minute-and-rolls-all-the-way-back-down-again thing.” Sheila paused to swig back another mouthful of garbage merlot. “Anyway, can I interest you in these fabulous Amway products? | 1.3476 | 0.05087 | 164 | 123 | 25 | 16 |
1005 | Early man getting the ball rolling on a first date. It was an uphill battle. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
1006 | Yeah, well, finding a good man is hard too! | 1.3471 | 0.04356 | 170 | 119 | 43 | 8 |
1007 | I like a man with a strong work ethic. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1008 | I've seen you before. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1009 | I can introduce you to some other futile and unrewarding obsessions if you're up for it. | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1010 | I see you can do it, but why? | 1.3471 | 0.04954 | 170 | 127 | 27 | 16 |
1011 | And you really expect me to believe you can get it up this far without Viagra? | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1012 | And that’s when I decided to go into marketing. But anyways, enough about me. What do you do? | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1013 | Sissy Fuss? What kind of name is that for a big strong mountain man like you? | 1.3471 | 0.04436 | 170 | 120 | 41 | 9 |
1014 | You forgot the olives. | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1015 | Are you here for the Rolling Stones event? | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1016 | As I said, if you want to go any further you need a mask. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1017 | ‘You call that Sisyphean? Try dating in New York.’ | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1018 | You’re the persistent type. I like that. | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1019 | Thanks, but I prefer it straight up. | 1.3468 | 0.04535 | 173 | 124 | 38 | 11 |
1020 | We women struggle with different myths. | 1.3468 | 0.04891 | 173 | 129 | 28 | 16 |
1021 | Does Apple Watch track everlasting torment now? | 1.3468 | 0.04752 | 173 | 127 | 32 | 14 |
1022 | Don’t worry, a certain stable genius will be taking your place very shortly. | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
1023 | You got it easy honey, try drinking alone for eternity | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
1024 | Impressive. So how come everyone calls you Sissy? | 1.3457 | 0.04577 | 162 | 115 | 38 | 9 |
1025 | Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on | 1.3457 | 0.05491 | 162 | 127 | 14 | 21 |
1026 | Where’s your mask, Sir? | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1027 | Once you reach the top, it's all downhill from there | 1.3455 | 0.04760 | 165 | 120 | 33 | 12 |
1028 | Yes old man, this is heaven, and I am your first stop" | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1029 | I'm always interested in a guy with an eternal job. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1030 | Glad I ordered mine up. | 1.3452 | 0.05065 | 168 | 127 | 24 | 17 |
1031 | I'm sure I've seen you here before. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1032 | Are you some kind of parable? | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1033 | Don’t panic, this is just a bad dream. When you wake up back in the Land of Misogyny, I’ll still be the one pushing the boulder up the mountain. | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1034 | Oh you want to talk self-inflicted eternal punishment? Try believing in democracy. | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1035 | ... honey, did you asked on the rocks? | 1.3452 | 0.05471 | 168 | 133 | 12 | 23 |
1036 | Keep on going, man. You need to fully realize what it’s like to be a woman in the professional world | 1.3452 | 0.04922 | 168 | 125 | 28 | 15 |
1037 | Yes. I'm real. | 1.3450 | 0.04174 | 171 | 118 | 47 | 6 |
1038 | I’m here to watch the futility of it all. | 1.3450 | 0.04788 | 171 | 126 | 31 | 14 |
1039 | Let it go Sisyphus, let it go... | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1040 | ETERNAL LOVE | 1.3450 | 0.05135 | 171 | 131 | 21 | 19 |
1041 | I like a man who understands commitment. | 1.3450 | 0.04255 | 171 | 119 | 45 | 7 |
1042 | I'd let you buy me a drink, but I heard you can't get it up. | 1.3438 | 0.05174 | 160 | 121 | 23 | 16 |
1043 | I’m sorry, your reservation has been moved to tomorrow- come back then. | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
1044 | Can you bring me some ice on your way back down? | 1.3438 | 0.04257 | 160 | 110 | 45 | 5 |
1045 | A little to the left so it doesn't block the view. | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1046 | Fancy seeing you here again. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1047 | That’s some rock. Who’s the lucky lady? | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1048 | Some freelancing, finishing grad school. You? | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1049 | It'll never work. We have different definitions of 'letting it go'. | 1.3438 | 0.04437 | 160 | 112 | 41 | 7 |
1050 | In my case, I perpetually receive messages from my date telling me he'll be 5 minutes late. | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1051 | I'll be right here when you get off work. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1052 | Wouldn’t Pilates be easier? | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1053 | Oh, 'Sisyphus'! I thought you said 'syphilis.' | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1054 | Ma'am, where can I place your Barney's boulder? | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1055 | That's your hell; mine is to have a first date with you every time you head back down. | 1.3438 | 0.05174 | 160 | 121 | 23 | 16 |
1056 | When you finally embrace the absurdity of it all, let's have a drink! | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1057 | So, what would you do if he calls you a sissy? | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1058 | So, no tips for you... | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1059 | Hey ol man, you’re BALLER! | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1060 | You missed happy hour again, Sisyphus. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1061 | So, where was I? | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1062 | Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I don't find anything absurd or meaningless about eternal Martinis. | 1.3436 | 0.04636 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
1063 | Did you bring your receipt? | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1064 | Thank god, I thought they said, "Syphilis is coming for you." | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1065 | Most men your age can't get it up. | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1066 | may I help you, Sir? | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1067 | It’s lonely at the top | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1068 | sorry no mask, no entry! | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1069 | You must be one of those essential workers? | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1070 | I appreciate the effort, but I was thinking just a couple ice cubes. | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1071 | I ordered the granite, not the quartz, I think I’m going to have to send this back | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1072 | Don’t mind me. I’m just isolating until the presidential election is over. | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
1073 | I definitely misinterpreted the “Live Rolling Stones Performance” sign | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1074 | Tell me again why this is “Essential Work”? | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1075 | When I look at you I get deja vu. | 1.3432 | 0.04969 | 169 | 127 | 26 | 16 |
1076 | Wow, bould move. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1077 | The usual? | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1078 | Join me for a drink when you're done." | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
1079 | Persephone sent me to ask you if you’d like a second ball to feel like you finally have a pair? | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
1080 | I‘m having a deja vu. | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1081 | So, come here often? lol, of course you do. You’re sisyphus - You’ve been rolling that boulder for like forever. I’m Annette. | 1.3418 | 0.05061 | 158 | 118 | 26 | 14 |
1082 | Looks like you | 1.3418 | 0.05519 | 158 | 124 | 14 | 20 |
1083 | If you would like to have a lot more fun but not live quite as long, let me know. | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
1084 | Take a load off and join me! | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1085 | I did say two Rolling Rocks. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1086 | Come here endlessly? | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1087 | -How do you like the role change? I enjoy my drink and you work like a slave. | 1.3418 | 0.05061 | 158 | 118 | 26 | 14 |
1088 | You think that's absurd? They charged me thirty bucks for this glass of merlot. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1089 | If you have the time, I have the inclination. | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
1090 | Oh, I see you’re into CrossFit. I’m surprised you hadn’t mentioned it before. | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
1091 | Why the long face? | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1092 | 'You think that's hard? Try dating.' | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1093 | Sal called and wants his rolling stone back. | 1.3413 | 0.04476 | 167 | 119 | 39 | 9 |
1094 | My last boyfriend was a Democrat. I don't know why, but futility really turns me on. | 1.3413 | 0.04788 | 167 | 123 | 31 | 13 |
1095 | Just so you know, it's lonely at the top. | 1.3400 | 0.04808 | 150 | 108 | 33 | 9 |
1096 | OK, one more time, but I won't wait for you after that Sisyphus. | 1.3397 | 0.04592 | 156 | 111 | 37 | 8 |
1097 | No, I said I wanted my drink on the rocks | 1.3396 | 0.04535 | 159 | 113 | 38 | 8 |
1098 | You never finish anything Sisyphus | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1099 | I get half | 1.3395 | 0.05266 | 162 | 125 | 19 | 18 |
1100 | SOME of us are trying to enjoy our eternity | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1101 | The dating scene around here is a real uphill battle. | 1.3393 | 0.05002 | 112 | 77 | 32 | 3 |
1102 | Have you tried imagining yourself happy? | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1103 | If you're into exercising in futility, how about asking me out on a date? | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1104 | The games been looking for a big roller. | 1.3377 | 0.05545 | 154 | 121 | 14 | 19 |
1105 | My boyfriend said he would be a little while. That was ten years ago. | 1.3377 | 0.05468 | 154 | 120 | 16 | 18 |
1106 | Dad, you're stuck in the stone age. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
1107 | Maybe I’ve set the bar a little too high. | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1108 | You again? You're boulder than I thought. | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1109 | I know it may be hard, but everyone is required to sign in | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1110 | Well, it took you long enough. I've been waitng here for ages. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1111 | Can you just stop doing whatever you are doing and join me for a drink. | 1.3377 | 0.05230 | 154 | 117 | 22 | 15 |
1112 | Lets talk on your way back. | 1.3377 | 0.04343 | 154 | 107 | 42 | 5 |
1113 | Hey, when you get to the top, would you tell the bartender I'd like another one? On the rocks, of course. | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1114 | My, this is your second rock today...but it's my third glass. | 1.3377 | 0.05065 | 154 | 115 | 26 | 13 |
1115 | You sure come here often | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1116 | Wow! You must do CrossFit! | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1117 | You may make $1.00 to every $.80 I make, but only one of us keeps doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1118 | It will all be over November 4 th | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1119 | I said I want you to move mountains for me | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1120 | And guys call me high maintenance. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1121 | May I gently suggest maintaining a respectable distance during handoff to the orange fellow | 1.3375 | 0.05458 | 160 | 126 | 14 | 20 |
1122 | Hi again." | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1123 | So, you come up here often? | 1.3375 | 0.04148 | 160 | 110 | 46 | 4 |
1124 | Atlas already got the part | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1125 | And I thought my personal trainer was tough. | 1.3357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 97 | 39 | 4 |
1126 | Sisyphus, Schmisyphus. How 'bout a teeny, tiny martooni? | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1127 | My punishment is unavailable men. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
1128 | You’ll be right back? I’ve heard that one before. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
1129 | When are you done working? | 1.3333 | 0.05009 | 156 | 117 | 26 | 13 |
1130 | This isn't really about rolling a silly stone up a hill, now is it? | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
1131 | Sure, call me when you get off work. | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
1132 | boulder of a regretful past or guilty future, sire? | 1.3333 | 0.05407 | 150 | 116 | 18 | 16 |
1133 | Oh, I thought the rock was theoretical when we spoke online. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
1134 | Mondays, am I right? | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
1135 | So your situations hopeless also | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
1136 | It is so easy. Even a caveman can do it. | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
1137 | Hey Sisyphus, next time can you roll up an olive? | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1138 | Are you going to be much longer? | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
1139 | It's great to be a woman, isn't it? | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1140 | Are you more of a city or country person? | 1.3312 | 0.05532 | 154 | 122 | 13 | 19 |
1141 | What do you mean 'do I come here often'? | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1142 | Got a match? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
1143 | Yes. Actually I do come here often. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
1144 | So it’s been an uphill battle for you,too, huh? | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
1145 | Haven't we met? | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
1146 | I take it you're a regular here. | 1.3311 | 0.04434 | 148 | 104 | 39 | 5 |
1147 | Not what I mean't when I said "on the rocks." | 1.3311 | 0.05372 | 148 | 114 | 19 | 15 |
1148 | How’s that philosophy workin’ for you? | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
1149 | Shall I have them hold our table? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
1150 | Have you tried working smarter...? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
1151 | I know...my job has its ups and downs too | 1.3311 | 0.04434 | 148 | 104 | 39 | 5 |
1152 | My spin instructor always tells me the downhill portion will be worth the climb. | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
1153 | I tweeted about pushing a rock up a hill earlier so I feel you. | 1.3311 | 0.05457 | 148 | 115 | 17 | 16 |
1154 | I've been waiting for you my whole life. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1155 | I have it worse. Zeus made the open bar all non-alcoholic. | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
1156 | Oh, you know — same old, same old. | 1.3289 | 0.04455 | 152 | 108 | 38 | 6 |
1157 | Pretty impressive, but the real challenge is doing it for .20 less per dollar. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1158 | I've seen you here several times before... | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1159 | So this is the reason you couldn't grab a drink? | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
1160 | Why yes, I do come here often. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1161 | Do you ever feel like this speed dating is a lot of effort for nothing? | 1.3288 | 0.04466 | 146 | 103 | 38 | 5 |
1162 | You know, you're an allegory, right? | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1163 | So, what are you doing after work? | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1164 | You keep quoting Camus, honey, and I'll keep drinking my cosmo. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
1165 | First man to reach the top buys me another drink. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1166 | It’s just a rock. What’s the big phus? | 1.3288 | 0.05421 | 146 | 113 | 18 | 15 |
1167 | Work From Home - Expectation vs. Reality | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1168 | They told me to get a little bolder when trying to impress women... I sure do hope this is what they meant. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
1169 | I'm just here to tantalize. | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1170 | I'd really like to see you again. | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1171 | All my relationships end the same way. I keep making the same mistake, do you have any idea what that is like? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1172 | Why don't you drop what you're doing and take a load off? | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1173 | Is it me, or does everything about you say ‘available’ | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1174 | Wanna trade one vicious cycle for another? | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1175 | I have this weird feeling that I'll see you again. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1176 | Haven't I seen you here yesterday? | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1177 | It's been forever! | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1178 | Hey, it’s not rock science. Keep pushing. Repeat. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1179 | 'Sisyphus?' Oh, I thought you said something else. No problem then, I like a man who keeps fit. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1180 | Can I buy you a beer? Perhaps a "Rolling Rock." | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1181 | Retire? Never! You have to stay busy. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1182 | Hey there mister, come here often? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1183 | Do you believe in love at first visual metaphor? | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1184 | I know how you feel. Every time I've almost finished my wine, the bartender tops me off! | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1185 | You know, there's an easier way to get a Highball." | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1186 | What do you mean you'll always be too busy to join me for a drink ? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1187 | Huh! Look at that, both of us are trying to get high. Cheers. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1188 | Now try it backwards, in heels. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1189 | Sit for a minute? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1190 | Relax. After Happy Hour it’s all downhill. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1191 | You look a bit hairier than your profile shot. | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1192 | Say, weren't you pushing that same rock the last time I was here? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1193 | What kind of name is that? | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1194 | I love a man who works out. | 1.3267 | 0.05224 | 150 | 115 | 21 | 14 |
1195 | You think gravity's a bitch, | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1196 | Its more than six feet wide - if we keep it between us we'll be ok. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1197 | Yeah, I've got a job like that too. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1198 | Thanks, but I’m with Tantalus. He stepped out for a drink. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1199 | I asked for lime not limestone. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1200 | Just call me "A Hard Place," honey | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1201 | It's always nice to see another regular! | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1202 | So, let me know when you are no longer in a committed relationship. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1203 | I can't believe they call this a 'sports bar.' | 1.3267 | 0.05309 | 150 | 116 | 19 | 15 |
1204 | I hope you're not the High Roller I heard about. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1205 | Hi, I’m Sysiphus. Hold that drink - back before you know it! | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1206 | Sorry...getting stoned isn’t what I had in mind. I’m more of a wine gal. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1207 | Oh, I thought you said you have syphilis. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1208 | Funny how we both keep doing the same thing everyday. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1209 | Wow gentrification has really reached new heights | 1.3267 | 0.05475 | 150 | 118 | 15 | 17 |
1210 | Want to borrow my over the shoulder boulder holder? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1211 | You know, it just feels like it’s always wine o’clock, it never ends, you know what I mean? | 1.3267 | 0.04386 | 150 | 106 | 39 | 5 |
1212 | ‘I mean, what’s the purpose of it all’ | 1.3267 | 0.04386 | 150 | 106 | 39 | 5 |
1213 | You’re Tinder profile is quite misleading Atlas. | 1.3267 | 0.05393 | 150 | 117 | 17 | 16 |
1214 | If only Dark series was true 😉 @netflix @netflix_in @darknetflix | 1.3267 | 0.05715 | 150 | 121 | 9 | 20 |
1215 | Good to see you again! | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1216 | Spend some time with me, and I can make your life even more hopeless. | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
1217 | We should do this again tomorrow. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1218 | They told me I'd meet a rock star if I sat here, but this is just silly. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
1219 | I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing. | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1220 | When you're done with that, remember to take out the garbage. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1221 | I appreciate the effort, but this is not what I meant about making bolder moves in our relationship. | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1222 | I’ve asked for another cocktail at least three times now. Do you ever feel like you’re repeating yourself over and over again? | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1223 | Take a break, Sy, it's gonna roll down anyway | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
1224 | I want you to know that I posted my support of your efforts on my homepage | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1225 | Don't you hate these curses? I got this bottomless glass of Saint Emilion. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
1226 | I like a man with steady work. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
1227 | Same old, same old, eh? | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1228 | Seems pointless, doesn't it | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1229 | A high roller. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1230 | Are you kidding? I love rock n' roll. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1231 | Bring me some ice if you get above the snow line this time | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
1232 | Ugh, I am not impressed . Now the other guy that was in here earlier invented something he called the wheel. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1233 | I can't help but think that I've seen you before? | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1234 | What’s an old guy like you doing building a snowman in a place like this? | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1235 | How Sisyphus got Syphilis. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1236 | Can I buy you a drink? Let me guess, you're a Rolling Rock guy? | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1237 | I'll tell you my story if you tell me yours. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1238 | You misunderstood me. I said I wanted you to be bolder. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1239 | Leg day? | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1240 | What’s a myth like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1241 | On second thought, cancel the Rolling Rock. I'll have a PBR. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1242 | Feels like I’m the only one really carrying this conversation. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1243 | I actually ordered it neat. | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
1244 | It feels like it’s always one step forward and ten steps back with you. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1245 | I said shaken not rolled! | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1246 | Take a load off, honey That rock will still be there tomorrow. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
1247 | Good to see you again. Same time tomorrow? | 1.3214 | 0.04564 | 140 | 100 | 35 | 5 |
1248 | Serves you right for telling Tinder you’re 35 and 6’2”. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
1249 | You come by here often. What do you do for a living? | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1250 | Okay boomer. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
1251 | I just love the man who is capable of moving the world for me! | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
1252 | Next, try it in heels. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
1253 | Catch you on the flip flop | 1.3214 | 0.05390 | 140 | 108 | 19 | 13 |
1254 | You think your job is tough? I have to make believe I'm enjoying myself! | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
1255 | Just remember that ignoring my texts will make the rest of eternity really awkward. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1256 | When you’re finished, I could use more nuts. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
1257 | She must have had one hellova lawyer.. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1258 | Ooh, I do love a pointless obsession. | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
1259 | I already feel like we have so much in common. | 1.3194 | 0.04586 | 144 | 104 | 34 | 6 |
1260 | On second thought, I think that one looks better at the bottom. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1261 | I see you pass by here a lot, Sisyphus. Why not take a load off? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1262 | We have to stop meeting like this. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1263 | If you're not busy, want to buy a girl a drink? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1264 | I was waiting for Godot, but if you happen to be free . . . | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1265 | What's a Sisyphus like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3188 | 0.05725 | 138 | 110 | 12 | 16 |
1266 | Why don't we get together next time? | 1.3188 | 0.05817 | 138 | 111 | 10 | 17 |
1267 | If you really want to impress me, make the bed, and do your dishes and the laundry. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1268 | Your name is Sisyphus? Funny,I think that's what my doctor said I have." | 1.3188 | 0.05537 | 138 | 108 | 16 | 14 |
1269 | I told you - you can have a drink with me when you're finished. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1270 | Sorry, but no shoes no service. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
1271 | Might be the wine talking, but, by Zeus, you can rock a loincloth! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1272 | Wanna get stoned? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1273 | Keep walkin' mister. I've heard that one before. | 1.3188 | 0.04482 | 138 | 98 | 36 | 4 |
1274 | I really like how you roll. | 1.3188 | 0.04712 | 138 | 100 | 32 | 6 |
1275 | I'd help, but I just did my nails. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1276 | Hey! Got any plans after work? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1277 | Order me a glass of chardonnay. I'll be right back! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1278 | When you get to the top, could you check to see if there's more white? | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
1279 | You took the metaphor too far! But I agree, dating is a Sisyphean task! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1280 | You look thirsty, I got endless and free refill.... Long story, you could relate. | 1.3188 | 0.05537 | 138 | 108 | 16 | 14 |
1281 | I'd like to talk to your manager | 1.3188 | 0.05537 | 138 | 108 | 16 | 14 |
1282 | I see you're into rock and roll! | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1283 | What day is it again? Wednesday? | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1284 | Ok, Sisyphus, I’ll get yours to go . . . again. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1285 | You see upside, but I see things going downhill quickly. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 94 | 34 | 4 |
1286 | When you get a minute, could you bring me another martini? Straight-up... | 1.3169 | 0.05416 | 142 | 111 | 17 | 14 |
1287 | Isn't eternity up yet? | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1288 | I work as a White House staffer and bring my work home every night as a show of support for the President’s daily meaningless executive action. | 1.3169 | 0.05323 | 142 | 110 | 19 | 13 |
1289 | You should wait til Happy Hour. Rolling Rocks are half off! | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1290 | I like a man who stays busy. | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
1291 | Maybe you’ll have better luck. I just kept hitting a glass ceiling. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1292 | It’s the way a mythical god hopes to keep these mailed-in votes from bring counted. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1293 | When you posted on your page you were a rock star I was hoping for something else. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1294 | You know that boulder is a hoax right? | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1295 | This sure feels like an uphill battle. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
1296 | You’ll never make it with me either. | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
1297 | I said,"on the rockS". | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1298 | Alright Sisyphus, if it doesn't roll back down this time, I'll let you buy me a drink. | 1.3162 | 0.05493 | 136 | 106 | 17 | 13 |
1299 | Well at least, you’ll never loose your job | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1300 | This is the 15th time you’ve done this. Are you hitting on me? | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1301 | Yes, it's true what you heard; It used to be square. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1302 | I get it. It’s like “Groundhog Day”! | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
1303 | Wanna borrow my over-the-shoulder boulder holder? | 1.3162 | 0.05688 | 136 | 108 | 13 | 15 |
1304 | I don't care if you're pushing a wad of one-hundred dollar bills...no shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.3162 | 0.05393 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
1305 | If you think that’s hard try a glass ceiling | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
1306 | If we both push, we could get it done in half the eternity. | 1.3162 | 0.05493 | 136 | 106 | 17 | 13 |
1307 | Old rock 'n roller. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
1308 | I like a man who's upwardly mobile. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1309 | Been here before? | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1310 | What do you mean you don't know when you'll get off work? | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
1311 | Sorry, I can't help. I've got the wrong shoes. | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
1312 | you get a kiss the day before the sun explodes | 1.3162 | 0.05592 | 136 | 107 | 15 | 14 |
1313 | So, is work-life balance important to you? | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
1314 | Omg, what are the chances! | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
1315 | No, straight up. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1316 | Last time I order on the rocks. | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
1317 | So do you understand white male privilege yet? | 1.3139 | 0.05359 | 137 | 106 | 19 | 12 |
1318 | Ya know it’s refreshing when someone’s dating profile pic isn’t a total lie. | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
1319 | OH MY GOD! Are you Mick Jagger?" | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1320 | Didn't you hear? God is dead. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1321 | I admire your persistence, but I would have asked for directions decades ago. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1322 | Hey Sisyphus- come here often? | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1323 | I do like a man with a steady job. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1324 | Sorry, for the 2,321,239th time -- you're not my type. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1325 | Call me when you hit rock bottom. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1326 | So, d’ya come here often? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1327 | It's 2020. Be glad you're working. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1328 | Stick around...I'll be back in a few minutes! | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1329 | You look familiar. Do you come here often? | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1330 | This is not what I meant by on the rocks. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1331 | Love the beard! | 1.3134 | 0.05746 | 134 | 107 | 12 | 15 |
1332 | This relationship isn’t going anywhere. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1333 | Back again? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1334 | There are updated options. You can leave the rock at the top and call it a day." | 1.3134 | 0.05647 | 134 | 106 | 14 | 14 |
1335 | You just missed him. Indiana Jones just left 5 minutes ago | 1.3134 | 0.05445 | 134 | 104 | 18 | 12 |
1336 | Get ready to face crushing defeat. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1337 | Sorry to be a bother... can I see the cocktail menu again? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1338 | How long do you think you'll be, dear? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1339 | I’m very impressed. I just thought you said you were a Rockefeller. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1340 | The meatball is for Table 2, ground floor. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1341 | Sorry, we don’t serve stoners | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1342 | This wasn't the rock I had in mind. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1343 | Hey, if you like that, you will LOVE the Siren competition! | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1344 | The same people you walk over on your way up you may meet in your way down. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1345 | Fella, you're living proof, common sense isn't that common." | 1.3134 | 0.05341 | 134 | 103 | 20 | 11 |
1346 | Karen. What makes you ask? | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1347 | You know your life needn’t be an uphill struggle! | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1348 | So are you finally ready to ask for some help. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1349 | You think you've got it bad? Try finding a available man in this town! | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1350 | Two more mountains, then make a left. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1351 | Hey Mister. Haven’t I seen you here before? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1352 | So...what line of work you in? | 1.3134 | 0.05445 | 134 | 104 | 18 | 12 |
1353 | Drop by for a drink on your way down, Sisyphus. | 1.3134 | 0.04546 | 134 | 96 | 34 | 4 |
1354 | One way or round trip? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1355 | You’re too late. Some guy already put a boulder up there.... | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1356 | Tell me about it! I feel that way about ever finding a decent man in a bar. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1357 | When people ask how you’re doing, it’s not a real question. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1358 | On your way back down could you check on my order. It’s taking forever. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1359 | How about a drink after work? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1360 | You're older than your picture, but the rock looks the same. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1361 | Call me when you can get it all the way up. | 1.3134 | 0.04546 | 134 | 96 | 34 | 4 |
1362 | You don't expect me to wait, do you? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1363 | Your replacement is going to show up on 21 January 2021. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1364 | Think that's bad? You should come to my spin class.... | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1365 | I don't care who you are. No one gets into Mount Olympus without a mask. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1366 | How's work? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1367 | Wow. I have a new appreciation of my glass ceiling, right now. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1368 | Getting drunk every day is similar. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1369 | You do know the price is now two boulders, right? | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1370 | Last one, I promise! | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1371 | Oh, of course I imagine you happy but I'm sick of men constantly talking 'bout their career. | 1.3134 | 0.05843 | 134 | 108 | 10 | 16 |
1372 | You know you can just have an intern do that. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1373 | So is this your dream job or do you think of shifting career? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1374 | Oh, me? I’m in marketing. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1375 | So you’re not from Rolling Stones ? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1376 | You’re taking this metaphor for our relationship a little too seriously. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1377 | Hey Sis, on your way back down can you grab me another glass of wine? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1378 | Life’s so absurd, isn’t it? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1379 | You’re only halfway to the top | 1.3134 | 0.05938 | 134 | 109 | 8 | 17 |
1380 | Are you sure? It’s happy hour. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1381 | Not quite what I expected when I heard that the Rolling Stones would be appearing here..... | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1382 | I heard gyms are opening soon | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1383 | The punishment for millennials is an eternity of sitting at a bar alone | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1384 | Camus was right, our existence is pretty absurd don’t you agree? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1385 | I’m not denying you invented it, I’m just wondering why you brought it on our date. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
1386 | Hold it right there. No mask, no closer! | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
1387 | You DO know that shirts and shoes are required? | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1388 | No pain no gain, dude. | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
1389 | What else can you do? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1390 | Hey handsome, where have you been all my life, living under a rock? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1391 | Next, I'll have you take a personality test. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
1392 | Tired of the same old same-old? Me too. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1393 | You look familiar. Come here often? | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1394 | What are you doing later? | 1.3106 | 0.05602 | 132 | 104 | 15 | 13 |
1395 | I’m impressed. My workouts feel endless. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1396 | When you get finished, come back and have a drink with me. | 1.3106 | 0.05392 | 132 | 102 | 19 | 11 |
1397 | Could you possibly just leave your work at the office for once? | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1398 | My punishment? Finding a seat here was torture. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1399 | Look, Sisy, you should try dealing with gender inequality for an eternity. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1400 | Hiya! Come around here often? | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1401 | That's the last time I request some old time rock 'n roll here. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
1402 | When you’re done with that I’d like a menu. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1403 | Actually, I said, "I'd like my drink on the rocks". | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
1404 | Thanks, but that's not how I roll. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1405 | If you think that's tough, try getting me to go on a second date. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1406 | On your next trip, can you check on my tater tots? | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1407 | Why don’t you try smiling more? | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1408 | You looked a lot different in your photos | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1409 | I'm rethinking my on the rocks order | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
1410 | No. I don't see a speck of moss. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1411 | No thanks, I'll stay with Rolling Rock | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1412 | That uphill thing of yours never gets old, does it? | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1413 | Do you come here often or are you just rolling through? | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1414 | You need to wear a mask until you're seated. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1415 | Sorry, yes, there definitely was a typo. We require a syphilis not a sisyphus test. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1416 | It's all downhill from here. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1417 | Yeah, I applied for your job. Figures they'd give it to a man. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1418 | Don't be shy, you big Sisyphus. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1419 | Oh! You must be the guy my mother and grandmother warned me about! | 1.3077 | 0.05865 | 130 | 105 | 10 | 15 |
1420 | I always thought that was an STD. | 1.3077 | 0.05552 | 130 | 102 | 16 | 12 |
1421 | Sorry, I'm waiting for Tantalus. | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1422 | I know it’s only rock and roll...but I like it! | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1423 | You forgot your mask. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1424 | You know You will be back | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1425 | Hey handsome...have you seen Priapus today? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1426 | When you’re done with that, can you bring me a vodka on the rocks? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1427 | Pretty sure you didn't mention this in your profile. | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1428 | I said I was looking for someone a little 'bolder.' | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1429 | Cheer up! Next round is on me | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1430 | Enough already Frank! You just need to let go of your burdens and relax a little. | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1431 | I think you can. I think you can. I think you can. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1432 | Is this your first time here? | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1433 | You're a godsend. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1434 | Hey there, when did you roll into town? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1435 | Just giving you a chance to experience a woman's perspective! | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1436 | Make mine a double! | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1437 | Have you ever seen ‘Fitzcarraldo’? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1438 | Can I get you anything? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1439 | Oh honey, you can’t go up there dressed like that! | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1440 | Would you mind holding this for a minute? I need to run to the gents. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1441 | Sisyphus, that's not what I meant when I asked, 'Do you have the balls?' | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1442 | It's Happy Hour, Sysiphus. Take a break. | 1.3077 | 0.05658 | 130 | 103 | 14 | 13 |
1443 | Contest Judges: I just overheard this one while waiting at our post office. (If this counts as plagiarism, you can vote me out, of course.) "How can you grasp the gravity of it all at a moment like this?" | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1444 | Do you work out | 1.3077 | 0.04347 | 130 | 92 | 36 | 2 |
1445 | You should smile more. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1446 | I hate to keep doing this, but can we reschedule for tomorrow? | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1447 | I know,it's only rock and roll | 1.3077 | 0.05763 | 130 | 104 | 12 | 14 |
1448 | Are you really happy? Is the struggle itself towards the heights enough to fill a man's heart? | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1449 | Back so soon? | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1450 | Gravity notwithstanding, I'm pulling for you! | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1451 | Let's catch up. | 1.3077 | 0.05658 | 130 | 103 | 14 | 13 |
1452 | Another Friday night at the hard rock cafe. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1453 | Can you tell me the time? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1454 | On your way back down, could you bring me some more chips?" | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1455 | I'll be here when you get back. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1456 | Turns out today- we're both nonessential workers | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1457 | I thought we were discussing “fertility”. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1458 | So what's your birth sign? | 1.3077 | 0.05763 | 130 | 104 | 12 | 14 |
1459 | You think that's bad? Try Tinder! | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1460 | Like a chain to go with that? | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1461 | You remind me a lot of my ex-husband. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1462 | Hey, sugar, so long as you didn’t say Syphilis. | 1.3077 | 0.05763 | 130 | 104 | 12 | 14 |
1463 | I see you finally got it inflated. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1464 | If you stop for a minute you might find we have a lot in common | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1465 | ... I really do need to stop drinking .... | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1466 | Life can be such an uphill battle sometimes. Why don’t you take a load off and join me for a drink? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1467 | So you like to rock and roll huh? | 1.3077 | 0.05865 | 130 | 105 | 10 | 15 |
1468 | The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the Tinder user happy. | 1.3077 | 0.05658 | 130 | 103 | 14 | 13 |
1469 | Oh, that's what you meant by you're a rocker. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1470 | So then I said, what’s the point? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1471 | Hey, we all have our crosses to bear. | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1472 | Nice to see you’ve found a job. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1473 | Is that a boulder or are you just glad to see me? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1474 | Sisyphus? No, I’m the guy that resets the temple traps. | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1475 | The Paleo menu here is very authentic. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1476 | No, I don't want to trade. I prefer the curse of the eternal Happy Hour. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1477 | Great news, Sisyphus- You are the official mascot of 2020! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1478 | So... do you like rock and roll? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1479 | You're entering The New Yorker cartoon caption contest AGAIN?! | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1480 | When you're done with that I'd like to see a menu, please. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1481 | LOVE your matching beard and loin cloth! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1482 | Straight up. No rocks please. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1483 | Who’s your friend? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1484 | I’ve been sent to help you get it up. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1485 | Are you a member? | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
1486 | So same seat, same drink - day after day. And you think your life has meaning? | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1487 | Hey, handsome.. you come here often? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1488 | Aren't you glad it's made of styrofoam? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1489 | You’re back! | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1490 | Trust me, you will be famous! | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1491 | I have the same issue with wine. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1492 | They say finding true love is a Sisyphean task, but there is something special about you. | 1.3071 | 0.04543 | 127 | 91 | 33 | 3 |
1493 | I don't mean to be a bother, but my order was on the rocks, not with a rock. I'm going to have to send this one back. | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
1494 | Your dating profile said you had big balls but this isn't what I thought you meant. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1495 | Are you implying that I should be glad that I'm over the hill? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1496 | Here's your highball ma'am. Do you want it on the rocks? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1497 | Grab a drink after your shift? | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1498 | I told you I’d be back. | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1499 | Haven't we met somewhere before? | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1500 | Maybe next time try asking for it "neat"? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1501 | I guess I shouldn't ask "what's new?" | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1502 | Say, haven’t we met before? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1503 | Oh, the mixologist called it a “Sisyphean Spritz” | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1504 | Yo, sport! Park that rock and buy a lady a drink. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1505 | See you again tomorrow, same time? | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1506 | I’m looking for someone who won’t let Covid disrupt his daily routine. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1507 | You’re a persistent one. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1508 | Would you like to check your boulder here, sir? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1509 | I ordered a Rolling Rock | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
1510 | Are you going to buy me a drink... or is that a myth, too? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1511 | Can I get another Pinot when you get the chance? Just whenever you get the chance. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1512 | Don’t be absurd, Sis’, of course it’s essential work. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1513 | My punishment is an eternity of unwanted advances. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1514 | Hi, I’m 2021, what’s your name? | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1515 | Shirt and shoes are required on the hill. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1516 | Hey, weren’t you here yesterday? | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1517 | I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m working on a deadline. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1518 | If only my name was Syphilis instead | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1519 | You rock up here almost two hours late, dressed like that and then expect ME to get you a drink? | 1.3060 | 0.05920 | 134 | 110 | 7 | 17 |
1520 | Finally, a man gets me a rock. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1521 | I'd love to buy you a drink when you get off work. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1522 | Save your strength, join me for a drink, 2021 is going to be a whole lot better. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1523 | That goes in the master bedroom. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1524 | I used to be a White House Press Secretary, and now I'm punished to unending frustration by watching the useless efforts of a self-aggrandizing and deceitful man for eternity. | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1525 | I’m here to attend the Flat Earth conference. | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
1526 | Don't stare that way. You're pushing a rock, I'm pushing forty. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1527 | I was hoping he’d be a little bolder. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1528 | Ah, this never gets old, does it? | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1529 | My punishment ? I get to look at the glass of wine but not drink it! I can assure you that for a Darien housewife this is torture | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1530 | Atlas is two laps ahead of you. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1531 | Y'know, I like a goal-oriented man. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1532 | Your profile said you liked having a ball. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1533 | Looks like you got caught between a rock and a hard place! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1534 | Hey handsome, want to take a break? | 1.3053 | 0.05825 | 131 | 106 | 10 | 15 |
1535 | I like a man with job security. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1536 | Congrats, you've passed the bar! | 1.3053 | 0.05297 | 131 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
1537 | Oh, good, you're back! Listen, I have had THE WORST day... | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1538 | That's why I didn't ask for my drink "on the rocks" | 1.3053 | 0.05297 | 131 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
1539 | Try it in heels, pushing backward. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1540 | You doing anything this weekend? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1541 | Hey, I think I saw you here yesterday. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1542 | I thought guys like you were extinct. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1543 | Someday you're going to make a real name for yourself. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1544 | Let me know when you get off work! | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1545 | So, it wasn't circumstantial after all...What is the name of the boulder again? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder CO | 1.3053 | 0.06023 | 131 | 108 | 6 | 17 |
1546 | You a regular? | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1547 | You again? Don't you ever get tired? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1548 | When you're done with that, come and have a drink. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1549 | Hold on. Have I seen you here before? | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1550 | I remember you from last time. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1551 | I love a man who rolls his own... | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1552 | Hurry on up it's 5 O'O'Clock | 1.3053 | 0.05925 | 131 | 107 | 8 | 16 |
1553 | I said , ROCKS ! on the ROCKS!! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1554 | You want to "mansplain" this to me? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1555 | You know I'm trying to meet you halfway, Sisyphus. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1556 | There's not a snowball's chance in hell. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1557 | You got this. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1558 | Really? Forever? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1559 | You may refuse my advances today, mister, but this little black dress knows a thing or two about persistence. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1560 | When you get a chance, could you bring me some more nuts? | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1561 | No, I didn't order an old fashioned on the rocks. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1562 | Take a break! The boulder will still be there tomorrow. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1563 | Hello ! And I thought my dear grandmother was just making it up! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1564 | Europe looks on as America attempts more "phased reopenings" | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1565 | I still think you should just submit your portfolio online like everybody else. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1566 | I didn't mean LITERALLY move mountains, John. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1567 | Just move it a little more over to the left... | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1568 | I actually do come here often. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1569 | You'd be much cuter if you smiled more while you were working. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1570 | When you said you’d rock my world, this wasn’t what I thought you meant. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1571 | See if you can break through that glass ceiling up there, I haven’t had any luck | 1.3053 | 0.05723 | 131 | 105 | 12 | 14 |
1572 | We’re not so different you and I | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1573 | Hi, my name is Sisyphus! I’ll catch you on my way down. Stay put, please. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1574 | Back a little. Perfect, that’s about six feet. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1575 | You’re reliable—that’s what I like about you. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1576 | I could watch you do that all day! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1577 | Struggling with that rock but can still look at my tits SMH | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1578 | When I said "on the rocks", I meant ice. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1579 | Back in high school I could do this without breaking a sweat. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1580 | You have to deliver it by 5:00 pm,or let it go and try again tomorrow. | 1.3047 | 0.05608 | 128 | 101 | 15 | 12 |
1581 | If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1582 | Well now after you rolled it u , how will you stabilize it | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1583 | Good luck with parking. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1584 | Sisyphus, stop mansplaining your giant boulder punishment to me.” | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1585 | I've seen you here before. you come here often? | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1586 | Now you really know what dating is like. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1587 | It always ends the same way | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1588 | I see we both ordered 'the usual.' | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1589 | Reminds me of when I had kids | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1590 | Shall I get you the regular? | 1.3023 | 0.05569 | 129 | 102 | 15 | 12 |
1591 | Do you live around here? | 1.3023 | 0.05459 | 129 | 101 | 17 | 11 |
1592 | Going up? | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1593 | I used to feel just like you do, until the day I stopped shaving my legs, once and for all! | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1594 | I’d offer to lend you a hand, but there’s a drink in mine. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1595 | Not what I had in mind when you said you liked rock & roll” | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1596 | Sometimes life with work and the kids is so frustrating. You ever been frustrated? | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1597 | Valet could’ve taken care of that for you. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1598 | Sisyphus, sweetheart, don't bother. Can't you tell when you've been pranked? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1599 | Relax, no guy keeps it up forever. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1600 | Maybe you should just stop parking it so close to the edge . | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1601 | Haven't I seen you around before? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1602 | So Sisyphus, tell me, are you really the original king of Rock and Roll? | 1.3008 | 0.05992 | 123 | 100 | 9 | 14 |
1603 | Actually, I'm kind of turned on by older men who are pushy. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1604 | Just a little bit more. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1605 | I said, "Straight up, NOT on the rocks!" | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1606 | I know our online profiles said we would be compatible, but I'm really into working smarter. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1607 | Getting a drink up there is a positively Sisyphean task. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1608 | Oh sisyphus ....leave it to you to get the snowball package. | 1.3008 | 0.06102 | 123 | 101 | 7 | 15 |
1609 | How mythical. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1610 | 2020, party of one. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1611 | Could be worse, at least you have a job | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1612 | It's all uphilll from here... | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1613 | So, how do we get this ball rolling? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1614 | Here's the boulder you ordered. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1615 | I'm sorry, I said "on the rocks". | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1616 | I like older men with steady jobs. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1617 | Hi, I'm Persephone. Come here often? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1618 | Why not give multitasking a try? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1619 | Hercules was by a few minutes ago, but he didn't have time for a drink either. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1620 | Can you buy a lady a drink, big fella? | 1.3008 | 0.05879 | 123 | 99 | 11 | 13 |
1621 | Oh this guy again...well, he does seem to be persistent and he works out... a lot. A girl could do worse. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1622 | One for the way down? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1623 | Yeah.... quit complaining..... I had to do that in stilettos... wrecked my favorite Jimmy Choo’s! | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1624 | When you said in your profile you were a stoner, I was thinking you meant "an old hippie." | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1625 | You can't come closer without a mask. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1626 | So, when do you get out of work? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1627 | You think that's hard? Try dating in your 30s. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1628 | "And I thought that strong, handsome men like you were just a myth!" | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1629 | Well, you wouldn’t be the first man I’ve met that could benefit from an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1630 | You may put new meaning to the game of squash! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1631 | You know, if we keep meeting like this people will start to talk. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1632 | Nice to see you again, too. | 1.3008 | 0.04608 | 123 | 89 | 31 | 3 |
1633 | Come find me when you're done. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1634 | Give me one more chance, Mary | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1635 | What big balls you have, Sisyphus. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1636 | When I said let's rock and roll, I meant something else. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1637 | Why don't I help? Haven't you ever heard of the glass ceiling? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1638 | At least you have a steady position. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1639 | Come on have a drink with me...it wouldn’t be the first time you’ve dropped the ball. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1640 | I said I wanted my drink neat and NOT on the rocks. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1641 | Lose the rock and buy me a drink, high roller? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1642 | Other guys may be better looking, but your boulder. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1643 | That’s just a myth Sisyphus because unlike me you just don’t have time for existential angst! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1644 | I guess it’s all downhill from here | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1645 | We just need to keep this up until we create a vaccine! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1646 | Well, catch me on your way down, then. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1647 | Maybe this time“ | 1.3008 | 0.05765 | 123 | 98 | 13 | 12 |
1648 | Hey big boy, got a light? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1649 | Don’t forget, the 457,567,543,864,678,325th time never fails, honey” | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1650 | So what do you like to do outside of work? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1651 | My fitness club hasn’t reopened either. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1652 | Oh me? I’m Karen. And I find the fact that you’re not wearing a mask very attractive. Hard to find a man who believes in freedom nowadays. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1653 | Finally, the meaning of life! | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1654 | When you get a moment could you bring me another “triple figure salary earned from your hard work” on the rocks? | 1.3008 | 0.06210 | 123 | 102 | 5 | 16 |
1655 | The Flintstones-themed social distance party is actually on the next mountain. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1656 | I usually go for boulder guys, they’re so mature | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1657 | *sips* ah yes, the rockstar from The Rolling Stones | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1658 | C’mon over and have a drink, you’ve been at that thing for what seems like an eternity. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1659 | : “Bringing your pet rock on a blind date is not cool” | 1.3008 | 0.05765 | 123 | 98 | 13 | 12 |
1660 | It’s me, Alison! Long time no see!How are you? Good? | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1661 | Yeah, I know - he told you America is the greatest country in the world, right? | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1662 | In the fight for social justice, there are those carrying the weight of injustice and there are those watching from their brunch table. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1663 | Jill agreed, “Yes Sisyphus, please manslpain it again for me.” | 1.3008 | 0.05992 | 123 | 100 | 9 | 14 |
1664 | Well at least you’re not Tantalus | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1665 | Your boulder looked bigger in your profile. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1666 | Mondays... amirite? | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1667 | It's good to see you again! | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1668 | You know, you could valet that. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1669 | As for me, I am punished for all the times I booked a restaurant and did not show up. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1670 | Yeah, that's me, honey - part of the torment! | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1671 | You look different in your profile photo. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1672 | Sorry Mr. Sisyphus, we need to reschedule your appointment about that stone again. How does tomorrow work for you? | 1.2984 | 0.04432 | 124 | 89 | 33 | 2 |
1673 | Hump day, right? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1674 | My number? Sure. When you're done with that. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1675 | Hi. Are you a regular here? | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1676 | Sorry Babe; if I let this go it will be the death of me. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1677 | When I said I was looking for a high roller you were not what I had in mind! | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1678 | What I want to know is how did we both get stuck in the same cartoon? | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1679 | When I said I wanted a rock, I was expecting something finger size, Sisyphus. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1680 | Well I see someone hasn’t gotten their stimulus check | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1681 | Well you’re the one who sait you’d move mountains for me! | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1682 | Excuse me, have we met before? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1683 | I can’t help you with the rock, but eleven martinis a day sure deters the eagle from pecking out your liver. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1684 | We should do this again sometime. And again. And again. And again. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1685 | I can quit anytime. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1686 | You think you have it bad, I’d asked for my second wine five minutes ago! | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1687 | To each his stone. | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1688 | I won't wait forever, you know. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1689 | I know, it sucks. Every time I try to take a drink it spills. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1690 | Can you bring it back later? He's at lunch right now. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1691 | The Missus of the Sisyphus | 1.2951 | 0.04461 | 122 | 88 | 32 | 2 |
1692 | Wow, you don't look anything like your profile picture! | 1.2941 | 0.04676 | 119 | 87 | 29 | 3 |
1693 | You're no Charles Atlas, you stupid sissy!You're too much of a weakling to roll it over the top. You'll be trying to do it for the rest of your life. | 1.2941 | 0.06009 | 119 | 97 | 9 | 13 |
1694 | Zeus asked me to check for moss | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1695 | We think this is better than voting by mail. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1696 | You deal with 2020 your way; I'll deal with it mine. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1697 | This way, you'll defiitely feel the earth move | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1698 | Same old, same old | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1699 | You're two-hours late! | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1700 | Yes, I already understood the metaphor. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1701 | No thanks. I'm afraid of catching Sisyphus. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1702 | Zeus isn't the boss anymore. Just let it go. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1703 | Is that a really big rock or are you just glad to see me?” | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1704 | Okay, I see what you're doing. This is a metaphor for my relationships. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1705 | After all these years, hasn’t anyone told that you need to let go before you can move forward? | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1706 | Don't get cocky...you're not even close to the top yet. | 1.2941 | 0.06009 | 119 | 97 | 9 | 13 |
1707 | Something tells me you come here often. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1708 | It's interesting, but could I see something in more of a mauve? | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1709 | Wait, I’ve heard this one before. ‘A guy and his eternal punishment walk into a bar...’ | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1710 | This being my second day here in Hades, this bar isn't so bad. However, you are the only guy I've seen and you are always pushing that rock up the hill. | 1.2941 | 0.05767 | 119 | 95 | 13 | 11 |
1711 | Imagine your rock is a giant snowball and this is hell, and we have a pretty good description of your chances. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1712 | Don't worry, it's just styrofoam! | 1.2941 | 0.05515 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
1713 | Oh,Sisyphus,I meant a big rock on my finger! | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1714 | When you’re done with that, I’d like a refill, please... | 1.2941 | 0.06009 | 119 | 97 | 9 | 13 |
1715 | Seriously?! For the last time, Sisyphus, give it a break. I’m really not interested. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1716 | I’m still waiting on that refill, you know. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1717 | What took you so long? | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1718 | Sorry - no shoes, no shirt, no entry. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1719 | No, I’m not easy either. | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1720 | I said SCONE ! | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1721 | Sorry, there’s still a 20 minute wait to be seated | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1722 | I just knew you'd be back | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1723 | Eternally suffer here often? | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1724 | After a few more of these I’ll no longer care that I have difficulty pronouncing your name. | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1725 | Sorry. Due to social distancing guidelines you will have to wait at the bottom of the hill. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1726 | You look you're shouldering a burden. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1727 | What a heavy weight masculinity is | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1728 | Try as you might, you’ll never break the glass ceiling with that. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1729 | It’s 5 o’clock, give the myth a break. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1730 | That's right, Sisyphus, you're almost near the top. Now say, "Thank you, dear Persephone, for supervising me.' | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1731 | On the rocks means more than one. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1732 | High Ball? | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
1733 | I said Martini on the rocks | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1734 | Nope, this isn't the Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1735 | Hey, it's the end of time somewhere. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1736 | Come here often? You have no idea. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1737 | I'm thinking we are an allegory of the times | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1738 | Sorry, it's just slang for ice cubes. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1739 | When I asked for my drink on the rocks, I didn't expect this! | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1740 | Mister, you’ve gone from ‘seems interested’ to ‘totally creepy’ in about 15-seconds. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1741 | I stood up Zeus. You? | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1742 | Oh for God's sake, Sisyphus. Give it up. It's 2020. Nobody does that anymore. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1743 | It’s the original Pilates. Works my core. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1744 | C'mon - take a break. That ball will still be there when you're done. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1745 | I'll help when I get to the bottom of this cocktail -- unless they re-fill it, which they always do." | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1746 | You win " Casual Friday." | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1747 | No, I distinctly ordered a Grumpy Old Man on the Rocks. | 1.2857 | 0.05488 | 119 | 94 | 16 | 9 |
1748 | Sorry, no - I've heard the myth of syphilis. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1749 | Sisyphus realizes he has the easier task and is more likely to be successful than the single woman trying to find a suitable man. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1750 | I hear you've been a regular here for quite some time. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1751 | It didn't come with a lever? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1752 | Hey Sisyphus, your fly is open. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1753 | Ive seen you around here alot. Arent you tired of it? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1754 | Hey, what took you so long? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1755 | No, no. The Hard Rock Cafe is down the hill and across the river. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1756 | Oh hey there -- come here often? | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1757 | Your Match photo doesn’t do you justice. | 1.2845 | 0.05974 | 116 | 95 | 9 | 12 |
1758 | That's quite a conspiracy theory you've got there. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1759 | You push a rock up this hill often. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1760 | I see you roll that boulder up this hill every day. When will you build up the courage to buy me a drink? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1761 | You look like a high roller. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1762 | White Man's Burden, White Woman's Burgundy | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1763 | Same boulder, different day. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1764 | Well aren’t you the rock star? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1765 | Boulder...Balder...after four months of quarantine, I'm not picky. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1766 | Nothing much, how about you? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1767 | You know you don't HAVE to do that. | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1768 | Keep pushing until you reach the glass ceiling. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1769 | No thanks Sis, I like mine straight up | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1770 | I know how you feel. I ordered the Château Pavie ‘64 and they bought me the ‘68. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1771 | Could you bring me some peanuts? | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
1772 | Hey, it's all uphill from here. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1773 | Oh, I thought you said you were a "Rock AND Roller"... | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1774 | I've heard you're a legend. Wanna buy me a drink? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1775 | One of the reasons why you're down here was your refusal to wear a mask up there. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1776 | Tomorrow, same place, same time? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1777 | Honey, your slavish devotion to getting to the top does not make our marriage a picnic. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1778 | Going global, huh? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1779 | So papa really was a rolling stone! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1780 | Will you be my Mrs. Syphus? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1781 | Be right back! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1782 | It's happy hour. Let it go! | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1783 | Care to take a break from the utter pointlessness of the ups and downs of life for one happy hour? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1784 | Tough day, eh? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1785 | Hey, only nine more weeks until the election! | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1786 | Care for a drink? I’ve got a Rolling Rock with your name on it. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1787 | Every single day. And you've never once said anything about my shoes! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1788 | Do you come here often big fella? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1789 | Is this the famous curbside delivery they talk about? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1790 | I'm at my best between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1791 | So, it's kind of heavy, I'm guessing. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1792 | Normally I'd offer to help but I have my own eternal punishment to deal with. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1793 | I’ll take that olive when you’re done with it. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1794 | Have you tried a Peloton? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1795 | And here I thought dating in my 30s was a futile exercise. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1796 | Talk to me when you're not on the rebound. | 1.2845 | 0.05718 | 116 | 93 | 13 | 10 |
1797 | Believe me pal, the dating scene these days feels pretty similar. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1798 | Your profile didn’t say you were a rolling stone | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1799 | I know it"s hard, but just think how hard it is to be a woman. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1800 | - “Feel free to put that with the others...” | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1801 | Give me a minute, I'm almost done | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1802 | Ok, that IS a tough task, but you should try dating during a pandemic, | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
1803 | You think that’s monotonous? I’m from 2020... | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1804 | I wish the earth was flat in times like these. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1805 | It’s the same excuse everyday | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1806 | Yes, I know we’re in the 12th wave Dr. Fauci. But have you tried their Truffle Fries? | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1807 | Fool me 2,764 times, shame on me. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1808 | How could I say no to the proposal, look at the size of that rock! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1809 | Nope. Still not impressed. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1810 | Not as easy as you’ve made it sound all these years now is it!? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1811 | Sisyphus in the streets, syphilis in the sheets? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1812 | You’d think I’d be happier being classified an essential employee... | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1813 | somehow it always goes downhill for me after the first date | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1814 | Bartend! I asked for a whiskey neat, but it appears I’ve gotten it on the rocks | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1815 | I like a goal oriented man | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1816 | Sure. Just swing by when you're done. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1817 | Hey big boy, why don't you take a load off and have a seat? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1818 | I've been pushing against the patriarchy my whole life. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1819 | You know, they have valet parking. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1820 | You probably burn as many calories on an elliptical. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1821 | Cmon, one drink...your little rock isn’t going anywhere. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1822 | Take a load off, it’s Happy Hour! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1823 | Dating really is an uphill battle. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1824 | If you wrap that up quickly you could still make happy hour! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1825 | Oh honey, wait to the girls see the ROCK you got me!! | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1826 | And they say drinking ages you. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1827 | I’m a psychologist, I may be able to help you. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1828 | Heading for the ballot box? | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1829 | If you were any younger I’d let you do it again & again. | 1.2821 | 0.06051 | 117 | 97 | 7 | 13 |
1830 | So you’re saying if I become a Hedonist I can just stop?! | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1831 | And they call ME absurd. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1832 | rescuing our Democracy was harder. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1833 | I’ll do one more Cabernet whenever you have a chance. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1834 | No, it wasn’t me who ordered the snowball. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1835 | I’m at a point in my life where, no matter what I do, I feel like I do the same pointless stuff every day, you know? | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1836 | I like mine on the rocks. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1837 | I can see you’re busy but will you be back? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1838 | Oh sorry Sisyphus, I was told to watch out for syphilis. | 1.2818 | 0.06076 | 110 | 90 | 9 | 11 |
1839 | Absurd, isn't it? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1840 | What a coincidence! I"m looking for a strong, silent type. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1841 | That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a big rock. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1842 | oh, my sister's into Crossfit too | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1843 | Never send a man to do a woman's job. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1844 | Not again. How many times do I have to tell you I’m not impressed.? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1845 | Ya know...it's so much easier to get drunk than stoned. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1846 | Hey handsome, what took you so long? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1847 | Matzah ball! Matzah ball! Must be the next table. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1848 | Now that’s what I call a highball. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1849 | Hello, high roller. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1850 | Seems like I see you here every day. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1851 | Wow. You really are a regular. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1852 | How'd you like a ball AND chain? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1853 | For the five-hundredth time, are you gonna buy me a drink or not? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1854 | Buy a girl a Rolling Rock? | 1.2818 | 0.05795 | 110 | 88 | 13 | 9 |
1855 | This is the third time you’ve rolled that stone past me. Are you flirting with me? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1856 | And your sitting on the mountain makes more sense? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1857 | I’ve been waiting for ages for a guy with a steady job! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1858 | Not if you roll it up there a thousand times. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1859 | Hey, baby. Come here often? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1860 | Not in a million years! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1861 | On your way back I'd like another drink please. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1862 | Have a drink. It’s only a myth. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1863 | What time do you knock off? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1864 | I figured it’s easier to find people here at the bottom. | 1.2818 | 0.05795 | 110 | 88 | 13 | 9 |
1865 | I just wish you had two of them. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1866 | Yea no it’s, Si-sy-phus. It’s alright haha everyone thinks it sounds like that. I get tested regularly. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1867 | Hey, Sys, you want your usual martini on the way back down? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1868 | I know my profile says I like High Rollers, but... | 1.2818 | 0.05937 | 110 | 89 | 11 | 10 |
1869 | Maybe you should try dressing for the job you want instead of the job you have. [emphasize “want”] | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1870 | Say handsome, I hear you are a rock star. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1871 | Say handsome, haven't I seen you here before? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1872 | I said I was looking for a guy with big ballS. | 1.2818 | 0.05937 | 110 | 89 | 11 | 10 |
1873 | Sisy, don't make such a phus. I'll have one ready, on your way down. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1874 | I heard existentialist metaphors are good in bed, or is that just a myth? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1875 | On second thought, make it a double. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1876 | You really won't stop and take no for an answer, will you? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1877 | I like my men strong and experienced - how’d you like to rock my world? | 1.2818 | 0.06076 | 110 | 90 | 9 | 11 |
1878 | I feel your pain. Every morning, I wake up sober. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1879 | Please don't let it spill my wine! | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1880 | How are you enjoying 2020 so far? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1881 | I'm sorry, I asked for my next one to be a bit colder - not a big boulder. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1882 | You really do need to learn how to relax, dear. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1883 | I know, but I just can’t imagine us BOTH happy. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1884 | I get it. You do crossfit. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1885 | And I thought my ex took forever to finish | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1886 | Thanks for bringing that all the way up here. Unfortunately we just had one flown in and don’t need yours. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1887 | Has it been 4 years? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1888 | I imagine you must be the happiest person in 2020 | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1889 | I’m sorry, sir. 2020 is only downhill from here | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1890 | When I said “on the rocks”... | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1891 | Why didn't you FedEx it? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1892 | Feel free to stop by whenever you’re done with that | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1893 | That’s why you’re late? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1894 | Really? That’s kind of funny, because I’ve been condemned to be an easy roll. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1895 | Everyday, Ma'am. I come here every-frickin-day. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1896 | I’ve been waiting an eternity for a man like you. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1897 | Have you heard this one? A guy rolling a rock comes into a bar... | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1898 | Don’t even think of stopping. There’s a really strict dress code: no, shoes, no shirt , and certainly no Sisyphus. | 1.2807 | 0.06293 | 114 | 96 | 4 | 14 |
1899 | Oh, you know. More of the same. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1900 | can you please get this over with, I'm running out of cocktails. | 1.2807 | 0.05779 | 114 | 92 | 12 | 10 |
1901 | I SO don't want to ask if you come here often. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1902 | I know your dating profile said you were an old rock and roller. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1903 | I think you've been doing the wrong thing over and over. | 1.2807 | 0.05912 | 114 | 93 | 10 | 11 |
1904 | Maybe on the way down, then? | 1.2807 | 0.04580 | 114 | 84 | 28 | 2 |
1905 | What’s a nice girl like you doing in a myth like this? | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1906 | I've heard it all before. You're just too busy to have time for me now. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1907 | I see you have some extra baggage. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1908 | You are a figure from ancient mythology and I am a regular woman having a drink on the side of a barren, inhospitable mountain. We can never date. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1909 | Of all the mountains in all the towns in all the world, she walks onto mine | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1910 | I just make this look easy. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1911 | Let me un-rock your world. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1912 | Sorry, but you need to put on your mask, and I need to take your temperature. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1913 | A man works from sun to sun, a woman's work is never done, right? | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1914 | Well even if spending eternity holding an empty glass isn't legendary, it still sucks. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1915 | Sorry, my husband ordered the Rolling Rock. But he left. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1916 | For a change, why don't you ask me out? | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1917 | Couldn’t you have shaved? | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1918 | Is that a Greek name? I dated a guy named Atlas in college. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1919 | On your way a few ice cubes won't hurt | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1920 | Can't you use the gym like other people? | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1921 | I see you here every day. You say your name is Sisyphus? | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1922 | Well I did click on mover and shaker. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1923 | Well, hello there... come here often? | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1924 | Pffft! You think you got it tough buddy, every time I empty this wine glass someone buys me another! | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1925 | You should try rolling it down the hill. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1926 | Dont let anybody tell you what to do | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1927 | I’m looking for a supportive partner because I’m almost over-the-hill. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1928 | I think I need to explain "on the rocks" | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1929 | You said you'd be right back two millennia ago. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1930 | Care to join me, fella? I like the way you roll. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1931 | More nuts? | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1932 | You are a regular here aren't you? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1933 | Stop by on your way back down. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1934 | It's uphill both ways. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1935 | If you can get it to the top, next round's on me. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1936 | Did you remember the tonic water? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1937 | Hi Sisyphus, I'm replacing Persephone who was crushed in the last avalanche. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1938 | I know you said you would move mountains to convince me to agree to dinner, but I didn't think you were speaking literally. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1939 | Believe me, I know how hard it is to keep the ball rolling. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1940 | Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1941 | Keith called. Ronnie and Charlie wanna play too. | 1.2778 | 0.06147 | 108 | 89 | 8 | 11 |
1942 | Have you tried to appeal the decision? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1943 | Same time tomorrow, Sis? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1944 | How was your day? And don't say same-old, same-old. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1945 | Happy Hour here has extra large Swedish meatballs tonight. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1946 | When you have a moment, can I get a check please. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1947 | How about on your way back down I buy you a an ice cold Rolling Rock? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1948 | Trust me. Zeus said Rolling Rock, not roll the rock. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1949 | Well hello there Mr. high roller... | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1950 | I said i wanted a strong drink, not a strong man. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1951 | Ah, I see the confusion. You ordered "something well-aged on the rocks.” | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1952 | You really need to work on your core. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1953 | Come on! Just one drink. You're not getting any younger. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1954 | Why don't you just relax, and we can see what happens? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1955 | That’s not quite what I meant when I said “on the rocks.” | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1956 | It's about time you know how we feel...keep pushing. You're not even half way! | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1957 | You're gonna have to nurse that drink. I won't be back for awhile. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1958 | 'Same time, next week' is literal for you, isn't it? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1959 | Try running for Vice President | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1960 | Rock on dude. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1961 | Not a great pick-up line Mr. Sisyphus. Why don’t you try again tomorrow? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1962 | C'mon, neither of us is over the hill. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1963 | Any chance you could pick up a loaf of bread on your way home? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1964 | Good for you for Leaning In | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1965 | Hey pal, I’m a little easier. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1966 | Yeah, investment banking has its ups and downs too. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1967 | At least you are upfront about your baggage. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1968 | Kindly adjust your skirt. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1969 | Good for you...an interesting outdoor workout. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1970 | Even Hell has happy hour. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1971 | When you're done pushing, why don't you stop by for a drink. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1972 | I noticed you the last time you rolled by. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1973 | The rock is not an automatic deal breaker. Last guy I dated gets his liver torn out by an eagle every day. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1974 | Yeah, Hera didn't like the way I was looking at Zeus so she stuck me here to watch you. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1975 | I’ve always wanted to date a rolling stone | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1976 | same time again tomorrow? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1977 | Yeah yeah, try having a full time job. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1978 | Next on: Mythed Connections | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1979 | It's not so great up there, wouldn't bother. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1980 | EZ Pass or cash, you know the drill. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1981 | Aren’t you hunky! When do you get off work? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1982 | Screwed either way | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1983 | Welcome to stage 1 of the life without privilege experience. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1984 | Maybe next time, Sisyphus. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1985 | Take my order already | 1.2778 | 0.06286 | 108 | 90 | 6 | 12 |
1986 | You think I’d know the answer to this but... do you come here often? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1987 | Sis, you really should smile more. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1988 | Wow...you look exactly like you do in your photos! | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1989 | Could you turn this water into a wine, I’ve had a rough day | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1990 | I know exactly how you feel. Every time I finish my drink, the bartender refills it. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1991 | You look familiar, have we met before? | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1992 | Next round is definitely on me. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1993 | You should have just slipped Zeus a ten-spot. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1994 | I'd say you've earned a drink on the rocks. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1995 | Might I suggest there’s better things you could do over and over, endlessly? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1996 | That looks heavy. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1997 | Back already? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1998 | I already have you booked for tomorrow. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1999 | Rolling Rock? | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
2000 | And they still say that humans are the most intelligent race on earth | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
2001 | Well if I had known it would be so big I wouldn't have ordered the app | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2002 | The Old Man and the She | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
2003 | What’s the worst job you ever had? | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
2004 | Artisan ice? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2005 | While you're up there, would you see if my table is ready? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2006 | No, ma'am, I haven't forgotten you. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2007 | YOU'RE LATE! | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2008 | Camus says you are having great time. Care to join me for a better time? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2009 | Hello Mr. Biden. I see you're running for office again. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2010 | And I’m still waiting for the main course... | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2011 | Why are the good ones always taken? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2012 | I bet you some by here often, Sisyphus. | 1.2736 | 0.06363 | 106 | 89 | 5 | 12 |
2013 | Are you just doing that so you can appear in New Yorker cartoon? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2014 | When I said 'Come up and see me sometime' I was just kidding. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2015 | Before you roll on I’ll need to take your temperature . | 1.2736 | 0.05925 | 106 | 86 | 11 | 9 |
2016 | Excuse me, Sir, but could you please get me a refill for my drink when you have a moment? | 1.2736 | 0.06363 | 106 | 89 | 5 | 12 |
2017 | I’m not gonna wait forever, you know. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
2018 | This time is sure to be different than the last! | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2019 | They have lovely branch here on Sundays. | 1.2736 | 0.06074 | 106 | 87 | 9 | 10 |
2020 | You said that last time. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2021 | Nothing like a man with a consistent job. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2022 | I could watch this for an eternity... | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2023 | Come up and see me sometime. I should be home tonight. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2024 | They have valet parking, you know. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2025 | Only people with Zoom invites can proceed, Mister! | 1.2736 | 0.06074 | 106 | 87 | 9 | 10 |
2026 | Have you tried rolling it downhill instead? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2027 | Thursday: Arms and Back | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2028 | When I asked for a highball, I meant the cocktail.. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2029 | Just trying to make my way to 2021 | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2030 | Do you ever not come here often? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2031 | Hey, big boy! Got a match? | 1.2727 | 0.05763 | 110 | 89 | 12 | 9 |
2032 | It’s so refreshing you’re not looking for something long-term. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2033 | You should be wearing a mask | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2034 | On your way back down, I'll have another martini. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2035 | Really? You never get off? | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2036 | Hey big boy. Haven’t I seen you here before? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2037 | You don’t look quite the same as your profile. | 1.2727 | 0.06045 | 110 | 91 | 8 | 11 |
2038 | Actually, I'd just like a couple of olives. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2039 | Come on mate, one drink is not going to hurt" .. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2040 | Fancy seeing you again | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2041 | We’re in phase 3, live a little. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2042 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2727 | 0.06182 | 110 | 92 | 6 | 12 |
2043 | The tomb is the other way... | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2044 | Would you like a chain to go with that? | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
2045 | That’s not my idea of a highball. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2046 | Happy hour tomorrow at 5:00. Same as always. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2047 | Do you want to explain yourself or should I go first? | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2048 | Can you believe I actually get paid to watch? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2049 | It's not happy hour for you, is it. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2050 | I’m just waiting to see if you can get it up, and then we can start talking | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
2051 | We said "no work" on date night | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
2052 | I thought you said you’ll bring me the world? This is a rock | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2053 | You said you wanted the biggest rock on your finger, well here it is!! | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
2054 | Still, Sisyphus? I got mine up to the top ages ago! | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2055 | Hey cutie, haven't I seen you here before? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2056 | Old-fashioned on the rocks. | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2057 | I see you come by here all the time. We should get acquainted. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
2058 | Most guys just bring flowers. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2059 | I broke the glass ceiling. You should wear shoes. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
2060 | So you must be one of those guys who just won't take 'no' for an answer." | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2061 | You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2062 | Buy me a drink when you get off work? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
2063 | "Getting stoned could be a lot easier. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2064 | Falling off the wagon is how I roll. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2065 | That's your pick-up line? You'd have better luck with the rock. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2066 | My ad said I seek a man with big stones, not a literalist. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2067 | You know — meeting women isn't really all that hard. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2068 | Are you familiar with The Serenity Prayer? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2069 | I'm Easier. | 1.2685 | 0.04671 | 108 | 81 | 25 | 2 |
2070 | There's not enough room here for me, you AND your date! | 1.2685 | 0.06255 | 108 | 91 | 5 | 12 |
2071 | Hey big boy. Do you come here often?" | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2072 | Was it worth the extra 20 cents on each dollar? | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
2073 | I think there's an app for that now, too. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2074 | Your Camus Sour is waiting on you, darling. Again. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2075 | Oh, another day at the CDC. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2076 | So, that’s what an official mail-in ballot looks like! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2077 | I’m still waiting on my water | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2078 | Schop for a drinkie, I'm the thithyphean Mith. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2079 | You might want to run it by the engineers before you take it to marketing. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2080 | Who ordered extra rocks with their scotch? | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2081 | Call me when you're done. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2082 | No way, but I admire your persistence. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2083 | Do I have to wait an eternity for you to buy me a drink? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2084 | It's easier going the other way. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2085 | Didn't I see you here last week? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2086 | Those jerks downhill are looking up your skirt. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2087 | I can't help right now, Sisyphus, can't you see I'm in full drag? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2088 | Thanks again, honey. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2089 | Ok, but if you change your mind, my name is Denise. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2090 | Now you know how I feel carrying these breasts around all day. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2091 | Will you be home for dinner? | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2092 | I asked for a splash of vodka with mine. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2093 | Would your life really end if you just let it go? | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2094 | I admire a man who ignores the dress code. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2095 | Why didn't you just take the elevator like everybody else? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2096 | Hey, you're Sisyphus! If it's no trouble, can I have your autograph ? | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2097 | Oh, so you work here? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2098 | I see you like rock and roll, maybe we can hook up. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2099 | Not that kind of rock, idiot. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2100 | I've got something that goes over your shoulder to help with those. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2101 | Swipe left, please swipe left.. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2102 | If you finish before 5 drop by | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2103 | So do you want to get the ball rolling, or shall I? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2104 | Well you asked for it on the rocks... | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2105 | I would help...but I just got my wine and complimentary snacks. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2106 | When you said 'on the rocks', I had something completely different in mind. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2107 | Did you bring the icepick? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2108 | I’ll be here. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2109 | Order me what you're having- - on the rocks! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2110 | Condemned to order Rolling Rock for all eternity? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2111 | Hey handsome, what are you doing later? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2112 | I’m sorry, sir, but to enter you must use hand sanitizer and wear a mask. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2113 | I have to say that ‘Would you like to help me roll this boulder up the mountain?’ is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2114 | Way to go Sysi, keep that rock rolling. | 1.2667 | 0.06386 | 105 | 89 | 4 | 12 |
2115 | Covid is crazy, right? But at least we're all in the same boat. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2116 | Great to see you again, Sisyphus! | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2117 | I've heard you come here often. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2118 | Pleased to meet you, Syphilis. You can call me Herpes... | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2119 | As a matter of fact, I do come here often. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2120 | I like big rocks. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2121 | Hey, be a peach and grab me a canapé off the buffet on your way back, will you? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2122 | You'd be so much prettier if you smiled. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2123 | According to his dating profile, he does like a challenge. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2124 | I admire your persistence. Ever consider a career in sales? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2125 | Maybe next time you'll be more willing to negotiate my salary. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2126 | You know this is Hadley not Hades. | 1.2667 | 0.06092 | 105 | 87 | 8 | 10 |
2127 | When I said on the rocks, I was thinking of a couple of ice cubes. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2128 | Let it go. This is reality, not myth. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2129 | No thanks, I ordered mine neat. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2130 | Join me on your way down? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2131 | It's happy hour and you don't look happy. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2132 | Not as hard as finding an emotionally available man, trust me. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2133 | But I ordered on the rocks...not on the boulder. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2134 | No thanks, I’m waiting for a friend. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2135 | Hey, doll. Got a light? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2136 | That’s why I always ask them to make mine neat and not on the rocks. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2137 | Easier to just stay here | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2138 | Still at it Mr. Sisyphus? See you on the way down. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2139 | I know I'll be seeing you again soon. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2140 | Neat or on the Rocks...No, let me guess! | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2141 | I could have used you when I brought my table up here. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2142 | Would you like a drink? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2143 | Hey, handsome, what time do you get off work? | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2144 | Next time, whittle a stool and put a shirt on. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2145 | Why don’t you make yourself useful and roll that sucker over a couple of these pistachios? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2146 | Come up and down here often? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2147 | If this is your way of getting a young lady’s attention, it looks like boulder dash to me. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2148 | How refreshing to air your hubris on the first date | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2149 | Despite his best efforts Sisyphus could make no headway with the girl. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2150 | Tip not included | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2151 | I feel your pain—I have relationship baggage too! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2152 | Oh I see.. So it wasn't a typo when you wrote that you got a big rock! | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2153 | A little to the left. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2154 | Wear a mask please! | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2155 | Wrong rock | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2156 | Excuse me, is that check-in or carry-on? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2157 | Sometimes you just have to let it roll. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2158 | It’s pronounced Sisyphus. You were thinking of the venereal disease. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2159 | You know Sisyphus, you’d be a lot more attractive if you smiled | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2160 | Excuse me sir, are you new here? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2161 | I was picturing something a little lighter. I’ll have the fish instead | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2162 | Take a picture it lasts longer | 1.2667 | 0.05940 | 105 | 86 | 10 | 9 |
2163 | Your stone seemed rounder and bigger on tinder | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2164 | Yeah, well I still think Sartre was right, Hell is other people... | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2165 | Ugh! Did zeus send you? Anyway, I will catch up with you while coming down. Save some nachos for me. | 1.2667 | 0.06528 | 105 | 90 | 2 | 13 |
2166 | For the last time Jim, I hinted on a bold move for the second date, not a boulder move. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2167 | Sysiphus! Is that you?! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2168 | Can I have another glass, please? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2169 | You really do come here often. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2170 | What, exactly, is your point ? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2171 | I feel like I've seen you here before. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
2172 | Why are the good ones always married to their work? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2173 | I thought you said you wanted that cocktail on the rocks? | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2174 | You should see the punishment for cheating on me | 1.2647 | 0.04390 | 102 | 75 | 27 | 0 |
2175 | Sorry big boy; the only rocks I'm interested in are what you can can slide onto my fingers. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
2176 | You seem a bit older than you said in your profile. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2177 | Next time up would you bring some ice? | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2178 | Take your time, last call isn't until ∞. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2179 | Haven't I seen you before? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2180 | Another successful match, thanks to MythologyDate.com! | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2181 | Sorry, I ordered a highball straight up, not on the rocks. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2182 | No pain, no gain, right? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2183 | Don't talk to me about futility! | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2184 | We’ll tell people we met at a bar. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2185 | Still at it, I see. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2186 | What time is it? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2187 | I see you’re building your bonus miles, Sisyphus. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2188 | You could have just said you were busy. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2189 | Sorry, but this is the 50s Office Trope Department - you want Mythology Trope, top floor. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2190 | You shouldn’t have listened when they said “You can never go home.” | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2191 | Hi Sissy, oh, same old , same old...you? | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
2192 | Hmmm...you come here often? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2193 | Trump lost? Are you sure?!! | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2194 | When you said the bar was just a stone's throw up the hill you kidding. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2195 | Cheer up; at least you’re not trying to date in a pandemic! | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2196 | You know, they say Camus used to drink at this place. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2197 | Weren’t you just saying that there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2198 | Just thought I'd leave no stone unturned. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2199 | You look really familiar. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2200 | Hey there, handsome. Come here often? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2201 | Are you my Uber? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2202 | Have you tried carrying it on your shoulders, like the guy in Rockefeller Center? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2203 | Go back and get your mask. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2204 | Hey, big boy, stop in on your way down and have a drink. | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
2205 | Coming here makes me feel better about my life. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2206 | Cave man & the feminist mountain date 🗻 | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2207 | You know, I have a thing for Rock Stars... | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2208 | No thanks, I don't dance to rock" | 1.2642 | 0.06040 | 106 | 88 | 8 | 10 |
2209 | I said AN older man. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2210 | -”Would you for once just dress up and leave that ridiculous giant rock you keep pushing around at home?” | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2211 | Sir, did you know I only make 70 cents for your dollar? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2212 | So, you got any hobbies? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2213 | See ya later, gravitater. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2214 | You can buy me a drink when you make it to the top. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2215 | Care to join me for a bottomless glass of wine? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2216 | Are you Larry? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2217 | That's what you said the last time, and the time before, and the time before... | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2218 | Why not take a load off? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2219 | I’m sorry, you’ll have to go back and get a mask. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2220 | ABD from the philosophy department? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2221 | If you’re not too busy, could you get me some more ice? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2222 | It looked taller in your pictures. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2223 | You think that's hell? I've been waiting for my date forever! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2224 | We Sirens got the revised script last month. How did you miss that memo? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2225 | So, when do you get off? | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
2226 | Upward mobility is a farce, Sisyphus. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2227 | Hey handsome, I'll tell you what's not futile and that's your chances with me tonight. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2228 | I’ll catch you next time around. | 1.2621 | 0.04355 | 103 | 76 | 27 | 0 |
2229 | That's what my unread e-mails feel like. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2230 | Hey Sisy, it’s going to roll back down anyway so why not take a break and get a load off... | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2231 | It was a cherry I wanted. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2232 | I thought you wanted rock and roll entertainment? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2233 | My, what strong legs you've got. | 1.2621 | 0.06164 | 103 | 86 | 7 | 10 |
2234 | Ask me about my mother - I hear it's all downhill from there. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2235 | Sometimes this dating thing feels like an exercise in futility. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2236 | You’ll have to check that baggage. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2237 | So you want a high ball? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2238 | Glad to see someone’s still working! | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2239 | So this is what old fashioned dating means...? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2240 | Same again please | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2241 | Without the chain, the ball isn’t so fun, now is it? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2242 | I said "on the rocks" - plural. Where is the other one? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2243 | No, no, no! That is not how you begin “rock, paper, scissors.” | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2244 | Hey, there's nothing sissy about a Sisyphean task. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2245 | Why so glum? It's Happy Hour! | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2246 | Jeeez, would ya quit Sisyphooting around | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2247 | Got a couple of minutes? | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2248 | Need help? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2249 | Hey, the sign says, "Shoes and shirt required." | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2250 | As long as you're up... | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2251 | I find stick-to-itiveness very attractive. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2252 | So, is there a Mrs. Sisyphus? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2253 | I'm imagining you very, very happy. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2254 | Good news Mr, Sisyphus, Donald Trump has out done your self-aggrandizing and deceitfulness and will be helping you soon. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2255 | I’m sorry, but the funicular is broken all year. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2256 | Maybe you can use it to help me break the glass ceiling. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2257 | damned if you do, damned if you don’t. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2258 | Yes I do. In fact, I’ve been coming here for the last 2,852 days. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2259 | Stop being such a Sysi and just talk to her! | 1.2621 | 0.06317 | 103 | 87 | 5 | 11 |
2260 | You shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2261 | I think you're mistaking me for my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2262 | So you're the Rolling Rock distributor? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2263 | I prefer mine straight up. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2264 | Nice core. You must do this a lot. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2265 | I take a drink every time it rolls back down. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2266 | You...have the time? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2267 | Welcome to the Existentialist Club, where the angst is on the house. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2268 | Sisyphus, you know I'e always had a thing for rock and rollers. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2269 | You must be one of those "working people" I keep hearing about. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2270 | I hear ya. I've been working from home, and it never stops." | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2271 | I love you, but I won't wait for you forever. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2272 | Sisyphus, when are you going to get that rock to the top of the hill, this drink isn't going to drink itself. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2273 | Of all the gin joints, in all of the world... | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2274 | Maybe you'll get somewhere if you buy me a drink. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2275 | Want to stop by for a drink on your way down? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2276 | You one of the regulars? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2277 | Hi, I'm Miriam. You come here often? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2278 | I know it's futile but you still must wear a mask. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2279 | Let me know if you can get it up. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2280 | Yeah, you know what else seems endless? Come ons from 'high rollers'. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2281 | You're not exactly the one to ask me what am I doing tasting wine on the side of a steep hill? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2282 | If I were you I'd get out of the way now. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2283 | I asked for my drink on the rocks | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2284 | It looks like your therapy hasn't helped much. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2285 | Sisyphus, is that you? I recognized you from your profile picture. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2286 | You’re in here a lot. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2287 | No, I don’t believe in free will either. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2288 | When you said you were a Mason, I was thinking something else entirely. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2289 | The Modern Day Legend "Sisy, I've changed my mind, I want that boulder at the bottom of the hill." | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2290 | I just feel like I’m in a career rut. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2291 | You're late this time. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2292 | I've seen you before. Don't tell me...Syllabus? Syphilis?" | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2293 | You think you’re cursed, these peanuts are stale.” | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2294 | You didn't have a beard on Match! | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2295 | Darling, one soul crushing experience at a time | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2296 | Hey, big boy, do you come by here often ? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2297 | This is locally sourced, so it can be a bit heavier than the last one. | 1.2621 | 0.06164 | 103 | 86 | 7 | 10 |
2298 | You know what's very interesting about your punishment; it's both cruel and unusual. I see the gravity in your situation, and it's absurdity. How's the view from the top of the hill? | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2299 | I still don't want to get a drink with you, but something tells me you'll keep asking. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2300 | I’ll do anything for you, my love | 1.2621 | 0.06008 | 103 | 85 | 9 | 9 |
2301 | You know, I think I’ve finally come to terms with my failures. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2302 | We all have our burdens to carry. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2303 | Have you been waiting long? It took me longer than I thought to get here. . | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2304 | This is not what I meant by ‘playing some rock and roll.’ | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2305 | Don’t forget to fill out a review at the end of your eternity. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2306 | Can I see both of them? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2307 | I just don't love my work like you | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2308 | I have the feeling that you took that pointless job just to avoid me... | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2309 | It’s much easier on the way down. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2310 | When you're finished there can you find my waiter? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2311 | -Do you love me now?? -Mmm, a little bit further!! | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2312 | I prefer my drinks neat, thanks though. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2313 | Sisyphus,table for 1. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2314 | Sorry, we are not hiring right now. At least you got a good Story! | 1.2621 | 0.06008 | 103 | 85 | 9 | 9 |
2315 | I know how you feel! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2316 | I appreciate the proposal but that’s not quite the rock I was hoping for | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2317 | Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2318 | ... okay, where was I? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2319 | Sisyphus is so hard to say when you're drunk. I'm jus' gonna call you "Boo with the big rock." | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2320 | Gravity always wins | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2321 | Thank you for taking on your share of the emotional labour in this relationship. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2322 | Thanks again for offering to buy me a drink, Sisyphus. But for the millionth time, I'm waiting for someone. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
2323 | How many times are you going to stroll past me before offering to buy a girl a drink? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
2324 | When you get to the top, give me a call. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2325 | Well, well...we meet again Sisyphus | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2326 | The wait is an eternity if you don’t have a reservation. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2327 | Whadaya say you lose the metaphor and give a gal some company? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2328 | I just meant with ice. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2329 | "Wait, don't tell me...'This is the last time', Right? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2330 | I’ll pass, thanks. Missus Sisyphus is suspicious. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2331 | I said I had a thing for older men -- not boulder men. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2332 | Seriously, could you please just bring the check BEFORE you're done with that? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2333 | We can’t keep meeting like this... | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2334 | When I look at you all I see is an eternity! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2335 | I’ve been cursed by the gods to forever repeat the same boring small talk. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2336 | Thursday night works. My schedule isn't set in stone. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2337 | You really need to be specific when ordering a highball in this place. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2338 | You’re bolder then I thought | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2339 | So you're in landscaping? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2340 | Sure is nice to sit down with a drink after a long day. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2341 | Maybe next time? Well, if there is a next time. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2342 | I feel like I've deserved this drink - I've had such a difficult day in the office you won't believe it | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2343 | Admit it. If I had said I was hoping for some "sparkling carats", you wouldn't have understood that either. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2344 | You know, "on the rocks" is plural. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2345 | Are you a dog or a cat person? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2346 | I know you’ll be back, but I may not be here by then | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2347 | Tomorrow I have a new list of contacts for you to trace." | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2348 | How many times do I have to tell you? I ordered the bowl of hors d'oeuvres,not the boulder of Zeus. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2349 | Same place tomorrow? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2350 | I swear I've seen you round here before | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2351 | Now that's what you call a highball! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2352 | I’d ask but I know exactly how often you come here. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2353 | For the millionth time, you can't have my number! | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2354 | Sorry, sports has been cancelled. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2355 | I'm sorry, sir, but face coverings are required. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2356 | I know this is your eternity, but it's still my Friday. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2357 | OK, but 'on the rocks' is plural. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2358 | You do know, I’m sure, that we do have a very strict dress code? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2359 | So tell me, Sisyphus, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2360 | I like his fitness and dedication to his job, but he might be just a little too pushy for me. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2361 | So what’s your story? Your buddy just passed by, pulling a rope, and when I asked him why, he said: Did you ever try pushing one? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2362 | Interested in a real endless struggle? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2363 | I like a man who's resilient. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2364 | I asked for olives and NO rocks. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2365 | My question is this, are you half way up the hill? or halfway down? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2366 | How ironic that they made you do this in Denver. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2367 | I’m sorry.We don’t allow returns. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2368 | Sisyphus? Thank goodness! I though you said "syphilis!" | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2369 | That looks hard. When you're done, I'm easy. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2370 | So, do you still think this dress makes me look fat? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2371 | Sisyphus? The table for two? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2372 | Oh, Sisy, let it go and just chill with me! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2373 | You’d look prettier if you smiled more. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2374 | I hate to be the one to tell you, but Happy Hour ended five minutes ago. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2375 | Thanks, but not that kind of highball. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2376 | Why not stop by for a drink when you're all done? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2377 | So, you got this gig because your boss had father issues? Tell me more. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2378 | Why don't you stop by on your way down? That is, if you have nothing better to do. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2379 | Um, the freight elevator is on the other side. | 1.2600 | 0.05966 | 100 | 82 | 10 | 8 |
2380 | We will roll over your appointment to Tuesday | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2381 | I like to test my intuition. You're not a guy who'd be constantly checking his phone if we had a drink? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2382 | Sure, that's tough, but making small talk is just as grueling. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2383 | It's Sisyphus. I have a standing reservation. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2384 | Stop on your way down and have a drink | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2385 | I'm a woman. Been there, done that. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2386 | Why don't you come up and down and up and down and see me sometime? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2387 | When you're done with that boulder, drop by and I'll show you a better way to get your rocks off. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2388 | You might want to think about using a crane. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2389 | That goes on the buffet with the shellfish. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2390 | Mick, Stop, it’s time to put away the Rolling Stone and retire! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2391 | They’ve named a new drink for you, Sisyphus on the Rock. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2392 | I wasn't even impressed the first time. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2393 | Okay already, I will give you my number | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2394 | Hey, he-man! You've passed-by here way, way too often. Don't be a Sissy. How 'bout one on the rocks with me | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2395 | You know that they have a “No shoes, no service” policy here, don’t you? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2396 | I stood up a guy in a swan costume. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2397 | I’m still waiting. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2398 | Could I trouble you for a match? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2399 | Well, I didn't realize that the "rocking it!" on your tinder profile was this literal. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | Shall I order you something on the rocks? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2401 | I'll have a Rolling Rock, please! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2402 | I like listening to The Rolling Stones too! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2403 | Baby, I invented rock n roll. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2404 | I didn’t expect to see you here Nancy. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2405 | Next time, don’t drop the ball. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2406 | Delivery for a Mr Sisyphus! | 1.2600 | 0.06454 | 100 | 85 | 4 | 11 |
2407 | First time? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | So, how's trickle-down economics working out for you? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2409 | I didn’t think this is what you meant when you said “I know The Rock” | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2410 | It was at this point Colin realised his date wasn’t looking for a guy with a big rock.. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2411 | Well, it’s better than going home with Syphilis | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2412 | Just keep applying. Someone will call you. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2413 | This is not exactly what I meant when I said I needed something stronger. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2414 | I'll have another glass of wine when you get a moment. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2415 | Don't wear yourself out this year. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2416 | You would look better if you smiled more. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2417 | I'd ask you to stop for a drink, but that would be pointless. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2418 | Work huh? I feel you | 1.2600 | 0.06454 | 100 | 85 | 4 | 11 |
2419 | Oh, I just finished a set of 10. | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2420 | Sorry hun, I’m booked till the end of eternity | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2421 | There are other women at the bottom of the hill, you know. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2422 | Stop by on your way down. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2423 | So that's what you do for a living. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2424 | Wife of Sisyphus | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
2425 | Just saying...what're you hoping to accomplish pushing that up there? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2426 | Just because you'll be back doesn't mean I'll still be here. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2427 | You want a drink or are you going to push that rock all night? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2428 | Got a minute? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2429 | Could I get a menu? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2430 | I know you have been doing that for an eternity but you do realize it was only a parable from Greek mythology!!! | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2431 | I asked for two olives. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2432 | Take it back. I said 'on the rocks,'not boulders. | 1.2596 | 0.06110 | 104 | 87 | 7 | 10 |
2433 | And leave your credit card, too. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2434 | Don't get me started on MY day! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2435 | Sorry the answers still no. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2436 | So you like to rock and roll do you? | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
2437 | « I lost an earring out there. Can you keep an eye out for it? « | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2438 | So, whatcha doin' later, big boy? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2439 | Pass by here often? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2440 | The 'No Shoes No Service' rule is strictly enforced here. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2441 | Care for one "on the rocks"? | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
2442 | That's not the rock I was hoping for. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2443 | Nice try, but I said a Rock from Tiffany's. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2444 | Do you often come this way? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2445 | Between a rock and a hard place, eh? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2446 | Just this one last roll, I swear | 1.2596 | 0.05955 | 104 | 86 | 9 | 9 |
2447 | Huh. Camus said you’d be taller. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2448 | You got stones, I’ll give you that | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2449 | Bet you try this with all the girls | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2450 | It’s called manifesting, just imagine yourself happy | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2451 | I’ll bet you take *your* whiskey straight up. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2452 | Who’s your personal trainer? | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2453 | According to 23andMe I am part caveman | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2454 | Wanna try out something really pointless? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2455 | Kellyanne Conway finally found her ideal captive audience! | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2456 | One million more times and yes you can buy me a drink. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2457 | Aren’t you glad it’s not square? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2458 | So, your Tinder profile isn't an exaggeration. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2459 | Would you like a Manhattan on the rock. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2460 | Let me get the ball rolling here.. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2461 | Roll up here often? | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2462 | Yeah, she's here ... the MILF of Sisyphus. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2463 | So, do you come her often? | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
2464 | So, Sisyphus, come here often? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2465 | You look awfully familiar. Do you come here often? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2466 | Rolling stones gather no dates. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2467 | Too bad. My curse involves this martini glass never being empty. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2468 | With all the bars closed,I'm between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2469 | See You Soon | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2470 | I don't rollover that easily. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2471 | Buy me a drink? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2472 | It beats being stood up for eternity. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2473 | I love a man with a purpose. Do join me when you're done. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2474 | I asked for a twist. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2475 | That will ensure social distancing. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2476 | Patio dining's open, buddy. . .but the gym is still closed. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2477 | Can you send my server over when you get a chance? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2478 | Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because they are the people you are going to meet on the way down." (with credits to Art Carney | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2479 | On your next trip up, could you bring me a napkin? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2480 | Let the good times roll. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2481 | You said you wanted it on the rocks | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2482 | I wonder which one of us is bolder | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2483 | Knucklehead! I said NOT on the rocks. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2484 | Hey sailor, buy you a drink? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2485 | We will talk about uplifting experiences on your way down | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2486 | It's only uphill from here, God (*sips on quarantini) | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2487 | I'm sorry about last time, I thought you said "syphilis" | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2488 | Hey stranger, haven’t I seen you passing by before? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2489 | Yell "'Fore" if it gets away from you. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2490 | When you're finished, Sisyphus, why don't you look me up? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2491 | Care for some Syphilis with that Sysiphus? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2492 | Just a reminder.The gymnasia closes tonight at 9! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2493 | You men and your sports. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2494 | No, I really don't want to come up and see your etchings | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2495 | All it is with you is work, work, work! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2496 | You think you're discouraged, try finding a date during a pandemic | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2497 | I said “ON the rocks” not one big rock” | 1.2577 | 0.06092 | 97 | 80 | 9 | 8 |
2498 | A couple million more times and you'll have an idea of how it feels to fight a glass ceiling. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
2499 | Oh, you're the Greek one, aren't you. I love Greek food, it's amazing! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2500 | Are you here for the convention too? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2501 | You're the only one who understands when i say i want a drink on the rocks. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2502 | Have you thought of digging a hole at the top of the hill? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2503 | I used to push rocks too, but over the years I've transitioned into a wine kinda gal. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2504 | I thought you said a highball. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2505 | The next time you come up, could you bring more peanuts? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2506 | Hey Sisy! Great seeing you again! What's new with you? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2507 | Well hello there Sisyphus. I like the way you roll. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2508 | Do you want your drink on the rocks? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2509 | Thats not what I meant when I said I want my drink on the rocks. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2510 | My my. She’s a lucky girl. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2511 | Hi there! Haven't I seen you before? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2512 | I've always admired a man with big stones. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2513 | Take your time-- you paid for the whole night. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2514 | While you're up, see if you can find our waiter. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2515 | It looks like you're a regular here too. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2516 | Another Merlot, please, when you get a sec. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2517 | one back when you are done Si, but I am not going to wait for an eternity. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2518 | I feel like I've seen your face before. Do you come here often? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2519 | Sisyphus, you seem great and all, but I feel like we’re talking in circles. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2520 | Hey there, not so fast--buy a girl a drink and let a little moss gather. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2521 | ...or you could just roll with it. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2522 | Oh great. Another sisyphean first date. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2523 | You do that every day too? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2524 | If you think that is laborious you should try this wine. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2525 | When do you take a depressed economy to therapy? | 1.2577 | 0.06760 | 97 | 84 | 1 | 12 |
2526 | Have you seen the news? Trust me Atlas, nobody noticed. Have a drink. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2527 | I chose my career because I heard it had good upward mobility. How about you? | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2528 | I told you she wasn't worth it. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2529 | Actually, you’re quite happy. Camus said so. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2530 | When you’re done with that I’m low on peanuts... | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2531 | I'll just sit here and watch, if that's fine | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2532 | Hi there! Looks like you work for the CDC! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2533 | Do you know how much work it took to get here? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2534 | Sisyphus rolls into a bar, again. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2535 | Paleo looks good on you | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2536 | Do you come here often?" "I'm hoping to leave town soon, actually. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2537 | - Hi again Sisyphus! I don’t think they’re at home. - Delivery high bounce rates are killing online selling. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2538 | You've got it easy. I've been trying to convince American's to have some sense | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2539 | We need to talk. I've met someone. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2540 | It's 2020, it's just gonna roll back down again. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2541 | Yes, Rick. I did it in heels. | 1.2577 | 0.06266 | 97 | 81 | 7 | 9 |
2542 | Oh how the tables have turned! | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2543 | Should I get you one on the rocks? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2544 | May I offer you some advice? | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2545 | How did you sidestep the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy? | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2546 | His Tinder profile said he was a baller. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2547 | I think you’re coming on too strong. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2548 | Are you going to put in for "Over-Time" ? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2549 | Definitely! Unprecedented times! | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2550 | Hang in there, Joe | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2551 | And here I thought sitting at a bar on a steep rocky slope waiting for Mr. Right to come along was an exercise in futility. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2552 | Did that for thirty years. Enough! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2553 | May I help you? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2554 | They do have a bellhop in the lobby. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2555 | Sorry...you can't enter without a shirt and shoes. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2556 | Not what I had in mind ... when I said I'll take mine on the rocks | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2557 | At least you’re upfront with your issues. I find that refreshing. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2558 | Just yell 'Fore!' when you get to the top. | 1.2574 | 0.05912 | 101 | 83 | 10 | 8 |
2559 | Keep up the good work Mayor | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2560 | Sigh. “Not another one,” she said to herself. Marilyn turned from her Chardonnay to her disheveled suitor with a full eye-roll. “Let me guess. You want to know if I want to be between a rock and a hard place.” | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2561 | Ahh!! Are we carrying the male ego today? | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
2562 | But you haven’t heard of infinite scrolling? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2563 | If you're not busy, I'll take another glass. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2564 | Join me for happy hour on your way back down | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2565 | I don’t wanna do this, I don’t have to do this, but I like to think this is who I am. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2566 | Oh, good. I thought you weren’t coming. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2567 | Hey, haven’t I seen you here before? And before that? And before that? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2568 | Ugh, Tuesday’s! Am I right? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2569 | I've always been interested in boulder men. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2570 | Sorry, I said neat. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2571 | You,Tarzan. Me, Jane. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2572 | Are you busy tonight? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2573 | When they told me to aim for a 'big rock' when you proposed, this wasn't quite what I had in mind... | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2574 | If you buy me a drink, I’ll get them to turn the page up side down. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2575 | So... do you have any other hobbies? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2576 | Didn’t you get the memo? We leave the rocks at the bottom now. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2577 | That's absurd. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2578 | Is that with an 'f' or a 'ph'? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2579 | So, what you doing later? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2580 | That's a boulder move than the last guy made. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2581 | I can't wait to hear your reason for that. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2582 | Such a hard body wasted on a rock. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2583 | I'll be here when you're done with that | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2584 | It feels like we’re forever bumping into each other... | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2585 | The real punishment is this bland martini. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2586 | That's close enough. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2587 | You went to Jared ? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2588 | Oh, I only meant I’d like some ice in it. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2589 | Sometimes you have to stop and smell the Rosé.” | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2590 | You pick your Hell and I'll pick mine! | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2591 | So, how long have you been on Bouldr? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2592 | Eternity? That's how long the waiter took! | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2593 | Oh, no. Mick Jagger left over an hour ago. | 1.2525 | 0.06149 | 99 | 83 | 7 | 9 |
2594 | Yes,I do come here often. And you? | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
2595 | When the gyms and bars are finally open again, do you think we'll look back fondly at all this quality time together? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2596 | Those gallstones will just come back to haunt you. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2597 | Excuse me, I was never given the water I asked for five minutes ago. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2598 | I meant a “bolder man” not a “boulder man” | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
2599 | Not even a giant snowball's chance I'm going out with you. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2600 | You’re so absurd | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
2601 | Same place same time tomorrow? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2602 | You never have time for me | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2603 | So how has working from home been for you? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2604 | You’d look so much prettier if you smiled! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2605 | I love a man with confidence, but hubris? Eugh | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2606 | Well, I'm a little bit Country... | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2607 | Your job sounds so interesting! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2608 | You and me both pal. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2609 | It's nice to see a familiar face. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2610 | Thank you for your service. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2611 | But you look great. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2612 | How does it feel? | 1.2474 | 0.06048 | 97 | 81 | 8 | 8 |
2613 | ... and when you're done with that, be sure to take out the trash! | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2614 | On your way back, I would LOVE to have an olive. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2615 | Chose your burden wisely | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2616 | A little moss will be ok dear | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2617 | Can't you get your mind off of work for one minute? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2618 | Come sit and take a load off. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2619 | Yes, now I remember. You had the profile that said you liked "Rolling Stones." | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2620 | No. Sisyphus passed by an hour ago. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2621 | Hey, stranger. What are you doing later? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2622 | Stop me if you've heard this one, but I feel as though we've met before . | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2623 | Don't talk to me about injustice. This wine isn't a good vintage and the peanuts are unsalted. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2624 | It’s the worlds largest matzoh ball | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2625 | I don't remember ordering an old fashioned on the rocks. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2626 | Can't get it up? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2627 | I'm a Rolling Stones fan myself. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2628 | Every day with that damned boulder. 'Gotta get it to the top', that's all you care about. What about me? I didn't sign up for this. I married a king but what do I get? Maybe a 'Hi, howya doing' once a day. Big deal. I want a divorce. | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2629 | Just let go. It doesn't get any better than this. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
2630 | If you don't have anything better to do than social distancing, how 'bout joining me for a drink! I have masks! | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2631 | You do realize there is a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy at this establishment. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2632 | I love how you slide down at the end! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2633 | Hi - nice to see you again! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2634 | Come here often . . . ? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | Sorry, you'll have to take that around the back. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2636 | Hey, what time do you get off tonight? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2637 | You sure come by regularly for someone who's "not interested." | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2638 | Look on the bright side; your quarantine beard is looking quite sporty. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2639 | Is that you, Fauci? It's me, Debbie Birx. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2640 | Not without mask, please! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2641 | Would it kill you to do happy hour just once? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2642 | I’m sorry. We’re still fully booked. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2643 | Haven’t I seen you in this place before? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2644 | I’ve read Camus, but you don’t look so happy to me. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2645 | Oh Sisyphus, just let it roll off your back. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2646 | Student debt. But, I’m a nice guy. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2647 | When you’re done with that, the leaves need to be raked, too. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2648 | Cute but I can do that in heels | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2649 | Would you like some scotch with your rock | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2650 | it's just a cotton ball.. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2651 | I said, I like the way you roll... | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2652 | Got time for a quickie? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2653 | Another round? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2654 | You don’t have to go through all that. I’m easy. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2655 | No I wanted a 25 yr old on the rocks. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2656 | I said neat. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2657 | I hear you keep pushing for an eternity, I'm intrigued. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2658 | Sisyphus? Aren't you a little old for that? | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2659 | Are you busy later? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2660 | I can tell you workout. | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2661 | Hi, sweeie. Didn't I see you here yesterday? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2662 | Can I just call you Sissy? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | You're going to say no, but can I buy you a drink? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2664 | Sorry, but I'm waiting for Tantalus. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2665 | Stop on your way down then... | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2666 | I dated Orpheus, so don't try to make like you're a big rock star. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2667 | Hey, big boy - Carpe Diem! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2668 | I'm waiting for Tantalus. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2669 | I’ve seen you here before. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2670 | I hope you're not the "Ball of fun" the dating site matched with me. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2671 | Can't you just crush the grapes the normal way? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2672 | This is almost as hard as living in 2020. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2673 | Hey mister, do you want to fuck me?” “Not now, I’m pushing this rock | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2674 | Hey, catch you on the way down big boy. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2675 | No, I didn't order a highball on the rocks. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2676 | Have you got a match? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2677 | Let this be a lesson to you! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2678 | I’ll buy you a drink when you’re done. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2679 | Nice abs. You been workin' out? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2680 | Your right, I should have specified the use of a fitness ball | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2681 | Hi Sis, buy a girl a drink? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2682 | Ditch the boulder and have one on the rocks. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2683 | Your profile said you were into rock n' roll, not rolling a rock. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2684 | I've definitely seen you here before. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2685 | Atlas? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2686 | I'll bet that really tones your thighs. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2687 | You wanted your drink on the rocks? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2688 | Would you mind bringing me some more pretzels when you're through with that rock? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2689 | I hope you can carry the conversation because I’m pretty tired”. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2690 | The days just run together, don't they? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2691 | This isn't exactly how I expected to spend our retirement. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2692 | I can't believe I fell for a Tinderized loser: “Hippie into Rock and Roll”. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2693 | Hey Mister, come here often? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2694 | Why yes, I *am* ready for some rock and roll! | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2695 | Wait, HOW many repetitions did they say? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2696 | No, I didn’t just crawl out from under a rock. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2697 | Oh, you must be Sisyphus. I’m Jan | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2698 | Now you know how it feels. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2699 | It' s hard to imagine you're happy with that attitude, Mister. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2700 | I'm gearing up for the debate. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2701 | And I was filing darn invoices all day! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2702 | Can interest you in something even more meaningless? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2703 | How many times are you going to be featured in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2704 | So you weren't trying to be ironic with the whole, "I've been ordained to a life of eternal struggle," bit in your dating profile? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2705 | You know I get half this rock, right? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2706 | We have to check your temperature before you can ho any further. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2707 | Hey, when do you get off work? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2708 | I bet you're a Capricorn. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2709 | Hey big boy! Why don't you buy me a drink when you're done rolling that stone up the hill? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2710 | Thanks, but I just wanted more ice. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2711 | Would you like one for the roll? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2712 | Resistance is futile | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2713 | Hi! Do you come here a lot? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2714 | I'll bet you can use a cold beer right about now. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2715 | Yes, yes, we get it, Sisyphus--you're essential. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2716 | This place has really gone downhill. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2717 | You're brother Atlas was here and said if you came by, to tell you it's all just a hoax, let it go and have a drink! | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2718 | Oh sweetie, drop the ball, come have a drink! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2719 | You need to put a large stone or something under it. That thing has rolled past me three times just since I came here. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2720 | Sisyphus, stop by for a martini when you're finished. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2721 | Turns out the struggle itself isn't enough to fill a man's heart | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2722 | Now I know what they call this the Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2723 | You were serious when you promised to do the heavy lifting in our relationship! | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2724 | I just wanted a little ice for my drink. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2725 | But they're keeping you on payroll indefinitely, too, right? | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2726 | Got the time? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2727 | I thought that was just your day job. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2728 | My penance is not having an olive in my martini. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2729 | That olive is much bigger than I expected! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2730 | Bring Your Own Boulder": oh that's what it meant | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2731 | Sweetie, I've read my Camus and I'm sorry if it annoys you, but I'm imagining you happy. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2732 | Cheer up, Sisyphace! At least you don’t have your immortal liver picked apart every day like that Prometheus guy. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2733 | Sorry, he's out. Could you come back tomorrow? | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2734 | After you're done, bring me the check. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2735 | You're wasting your time. I'm not impressed. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2736 | Stop. I don't care who you are. I must take your temperature again. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2737 | I ordered the rock OYSTERS. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2738 | Just drop what you're doing and have a drink with me. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2739 | So how's your day going? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2740 | Tell me your story and I’ll tell you mine. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2741 | Sorry, I said colder. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2742 | I prefer my men, neat. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2743 | I am a ballbuster. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2744 | Come by when you're finished! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2745 | Oh dear, daddy. Not papa roll a stone, Papa was a rollin' stone. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2746 | When you get a break, how about gettin' me some ice? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2747 | Rock and roll will never die. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2748 | Hi! Come here often. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2749 | Why, yes, come to think of it, I believe we’ve met before. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2750 | What are you doing on the way down? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2751 | I've always liked a boulder man. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2752 | Rock my world, baby | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2753 | How YOU doin'? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2754 | Same time, same place tomorrow? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2755 | Where'd you buy that skirt from? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2756 | As if we aren’t already at rock bottom | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2757 | Let me tell you how you could do that better. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2758 | Hey , would you mind getting me a glass of water? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2759 | Imagine what a gully, if the toad goes up on his knees. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2760 | Should have clarified when I said I was in the mood for some serious Greek. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2761 | Thanks for cleaning up the 2020 mess, Father Time. Keep going! You are more than halfway to 2021! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2762 | Could I bother you for a block of ice? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2763 | Oppulence of the affluent thrives on the toils of downtrodden | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2764 | I’ll be here when you’re ready to roll. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2765 | this date has felt like an eternity | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2766 | Come sit. Take a load off. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2767 | On your next lap, could you bring me some ice? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2768 | Sir, our baggage drop-off location is actually at the bottom of this hill. Sorry for the inconvenience. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2769 | Why can't you get a better job? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2770 | Sisyphus, you may be the very last person to still believe in 2020. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2771 | You think this is bad, next week I have to cover for Prometheus. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2772 | Making another job application? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2773 | At least your ups and downs save you a 6:30 workout class | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2774 | Umm sorry but I have a boyfriend | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2775 | Sir, you’re not allowed beyond this point without a mask. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2776 | It would still be the end of the world, you know! Even with all the effort | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2777 | Can't you like, take a work-from-home? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2778 | Haven't you ever thought about settling down? | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2779 | Never mind. I know you come here often. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2780 | Hey handsome, when you're finished with that, come back and have a drink with me. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2781 | Where have I seen you before? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2782 | Hey, Handsome. Want to rock and roll? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2783 | Nope doesn’t count, I wasn’t ready. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2784 | You look like a man who could use a bottomless glass of wine. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2785 | So, do you come here eternally? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2786 | I’d like to get things rolling here | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2787 | Maybe after you're done you can push some rope. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2788 | No, a highball is just a cocktail, silly! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2789 | I'm starting to believe you don't really want this drink with me | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2790 | Where are you going after work? | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2791 | This snowball I rolled will really show Congress that global warming is a hoax. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2792 | I love a man with a stable job. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2793 | I've seen you here each and every day. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2794 | You're carrying a lot of baggage! | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2795 | Need a hand getting your rocks off? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2796 | Why make a fuss, you sissy? | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2797 | What time do you get off of eternal torment? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2798 | Let it go! Let it go! Don't hold it back anymore! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2799 | So, you're coming here ofen? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2800 | No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no way! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2801 | I get it, rock and roll forever! | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2802 | And here I thought I'd been stood up. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2803 | Been here long? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2804 | For the last time, this is not what "scotch on the rocks" means. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2805 | Do you work out often? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2806 | I think 2020 is going to be all uphill! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2807 | Well, this went downhill fast. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2808 | You finally got the balls to ask me out, huh? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2809 | This is not what I had in mind when you said "Let's rock and roll" | 1.2418 | 0.06121 | 91 | 76 | 8 | 7 |
2810 | I'm imagining you happy | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2811 | They say by next year we’ll all be going down the other side. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2812 | The quarantine is an opportunity to relax, honey | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2813 | And you must be Sisyphus. Nice to finally meet you. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2814 | My goodness, Sam! How many times will I have to say 'play it again'?? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2815 | My mom told me about you. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2816 | My last date had a pet snake | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2817 | Could you do that somewhere else please? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2818 | Sorry, this feels like something boring I read in college. What I’m looking for is much more superficial. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2819 | Faith can move mountains, didn't you hear? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2820 | You could have just bought me a drink. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2821 | Is is 5 o’clock altready? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2822 | Could I get a sliver of lemon instead? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2823 | There’s something to be said for job security in this economy. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2824 | You’ve got 5 seconds on Sisyphus, but step on it! He was really good in the stretch. | 1.2396 | 0.05876 | 96 | 80 | 9 | 7 |
2825 | Have you seen a waiter down there, I've been waiting to order forever? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2826 | I heard this show is really on a roll. | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2827 | I‘be been waiting for an eternity. When are you going to be ready to begin our date? | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2828 | So... do you... push a boulder up a hill here often? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2829 | Just another up-hill battle? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2830 | If you work remotely you wouldn't have to deal with that awful commute! | 1.2391 | 0.06059 | 92 | 77 | 8 | 7 |
2831 | You think your torture's bad? I'm stuck watching you do this forever with an empty glass. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2832 | Can't you just apologize and put it behind you? | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2833 | Never understood those stoners. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2834 | Hey there stranger. Have you been hiding under a rock this whole time? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2835 | Wanna get out of here? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2836 | Wanna be Atlas Shagged? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2837 | What “eternal punishment”? Whenever my drink’s just about empty, a cute guy comes up and buys me a new one. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2838 | I ghosted Zeus and now I have to be on a first date for eternity. Want to switch? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2839 | Well, that’s the last time I’ll order one on the rocks. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2840 | Hey, still hangin' in there, Sisyphus? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2841 | Sisyphus? Isn't that the name of a rock and roll band? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2842 | Back again so soon? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2843 | I like a man with stones. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2844 | That is A rock! I said "on the rocks"! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2845 | The real punishment is your bar tab. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2846 | Directions? Sure: straight up, on the rocks. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2847 | Why does agreeing to a blind date always put me between a rock and a hard place? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2848 | Don't worry, you've nearly reached the top! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2849 | Don't bother ~ there's no room on the summit to social distance. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2850 | We've got to stop meeting like this. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2851 | Have you been here before? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2852 | Who you callin' a Sisyphus? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2853 | Hey, there big boy. Why don't you let go of that big ball and join me in a high ball | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2854 | Come see me when your finished. You are obviously a stud. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2855 | No way! I have syphilis, and I keep doing it over and over again, too! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2856 | Keep walking! I’m not interested in dating a workaholic. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2857 | I love the new athletic skirt trend. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2858 | That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to be proposed to with a big rock at dinner, Todd. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2859 | Hey, sweety. You come here often, don't you? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2860 | Is the Atlas special on the happy hour menu? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2861 | Hmmm, you look really familiar. Haven’t you been here before? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2862 | Join me for a drink when you're finished? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2863 | I feel the same way about dating. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2864 | Looks like you’re just about ready for Happy Hour. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2865 | If you comeback tomorrow, maybe I’ll let you buy me a drink. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2866 | No, I think I’ll still be here. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2867 | Let's have a drink on your way down! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2868 | On second thought, I'll take it straight up. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2869 | Stop for a drink on your way back down, today, tomorrow, any day. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2870 | Forget the boulder - let me rock your world tonight. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2871 | Did you make a reservation? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2872 | Won't you join me for a high ball? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2873 | How about a few ice cubes when you come up again? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2874 | This isn't what I meany when I said I like rock. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2875 | It's an eighty day wait if you want to cast that ballot. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2876 | Sure, I 'll still be here on your way down. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2877 | Next time you’ll think twice before criticizing Trump. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2878 | After you're done with that, could I get another glass of wine? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2879 | You just won't stop, will you! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2880 | That’s a tough one...stop and have a drink or continue to push this boulder up the hill. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2881 | I feel you. Every time I finally finish this wine glass | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2882 | Be nice to me. You'll see me on your way down, too. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2883 | Just passing through? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2884 | So, do you go on many dates? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2885 | So you’ll roll by later? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2886 | Think of it as a test of our love | 1.2381 | 0.06476 | 84 | 71 | 6 | 7 |
2887 | I take it you're a man accustomed to being led on. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2888 | I'm impressed - buy me a drink? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2889 | Not quite the highball I was expecting! | 1.2381 | 0.06476 | 84 | 71 | 6 | 7 |
2890 | You keep asking if I come here often. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2891 | I hope you don’t mind -I brought my pet rock. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2892 | I have waited an eternity for a table in the dining room. Oh! sorry. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2893 | OK - I get it. I’ll always put the toilet seat back down, I promise. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2894 | Honey, we have to talk about your work-life balance! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2895 | This drawing makes no sense. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2896 | Did you thrift that skirt? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2897 | I do this as a day job but my real passion is watching the rock roll back down the hill | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2898 | Happy wife, happy life | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2899 | That’s not what I meant by wanting to be bowled over... | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2900 | Sísyphus you’re going the wrong way... | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2901 | My pet rock | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2902 | I shouldn't have swiped right | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2903 | Sisyphus considers, just for a moment, rolling his boulder onto the throngs of anti-mask bar goers below. "No one would ever know...I'm too clever to be caught again!" | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2904 | Sorry, I’m waiting for someone. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2905 | When I said I want a date with the Rock, I meant Dwayne Johnson... | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2906 | Pace yourself, Sweetheart. Trust me. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2907 | Wanna switch places? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2908 | If you’re unhappy with your job, just find something new | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2909 | Are You Coming or Going? | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2910 | I think I'm going to have to miss date night again, Honey. Boss wants me working late. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2911 | I was kidding about the boulder, I feel like you never listen. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2912 | What time do you finish here, honey? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2913 | Sisyphus, nice to see you! Do you come here often? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2914 | Sysephus sufficeth me. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2915 | Last temptation? I prefer first regret. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2916 | I'll drink to that! | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2917 | You don't look like your "Match" picture | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2918 | Can I get another martini on the rocks? | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2919 | So are we going to get the ball rolling or what? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2920 | You don’t need to push a rock anywhere, you know. What’s holding you back is that you don’t believe in yourself | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2921 | I’m attracted to men who who live futile lives. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2922 | I like a man who’s on the ball. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2923 | While you're up... | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2924 | The Hades Bar | 1.2333 | 0.06130 | 90 | 76 | 7 | 7 |
2925 | You look like a sissy wearing that skirt, folks will make a fuss" | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2926 | Too bad. You’re the first, but your timing is slow. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2927 | You got balls showing your face up here! | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2928 | You again? Mr. Determination!! Why don't you stop one time and buy a girl a drink?? | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2929 | Your great uncle Sisyphus couldn't do it; what makes you think you can? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2930 | Be a dear and bring me a napkin on your way down. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2931 | So glad you could make it! You can leave your rock in the closet at the summit. | 1.2333 | 0.06330 | 90 | 77 | 5 | 8 |
2932 | Didn’t I see you here last Saturday night? | 1.2333 | 0.04483 | 90 | 69 | 21 | 0 |
2933 | Sir the rock is ok but you’ll need a tie. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2934 | Well... how exactly DO you roll? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2935 | You don't look like your Match.com photo. | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2936 | Well, you had me at syphilis... | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2937 | Sisyphus? Sure, I’m drinking one right now. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2938 | The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart, especially in company of a mesmerazing girl eating nuts. One must imagine Sisyphus happy. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2939 | Wanna have a drink when you get off work? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2940 | I asked for a highball served neat, not on the rocks | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2941 | You too. I've gotta roll sailors for eternity. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2942 | Sure thing! Same time tomorrow? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2943 | You know, happy hour is a lot like that. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2944 | If you get it up, I'll help you get it down | 1.2333 | 0.06130 | 90 | 76 | 7 | 7 |
2945 | Hey Sisyphus, you look thirsty and I can use a rock to match the one you left last week. Zeus can't stay mad forever. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2946 | This isn't quite what I had in mind when I ordered my drink "on the rocks". | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2947 | So what is new? | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2948 | Nice try | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2949 | Yeah, whatever. Try dating during a pandemic. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2950 | I'll be here on the way down. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2951 | I thought I told you, no returns. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2952 | Working from home is really hard for me. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2953 | Have you tried going around the mountain? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2954 | If that is ice, I could really use a chip. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2955 | Sir, I asked for the check. | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2956 | Impressing me doesn't have to be that hard. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2957 | I guess this won’t be our only date. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2958 | When you're done pushing that uphill, why not stop back and try something a little easier? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2959 | Hmm.... you look familiar. Have I seen you here before? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2960 | You had me at boulder. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2961 | Sugar, I feel like I've seen you here before. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2962 | Hey when you're done, can you pour me another glass? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2963 | Kamala can do that! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2964 | Oh, I thought you said you were a “Rock-n-Roller...” | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2965 | Yes, we‘ve bought the whole mountain and plan on opening a daily spa. But we would love for you to continue working, Sir, so we’re offering you a job as a metaphor! | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2966 | It's just as difficult to get me in bed, so don't bother. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2967 | You have me between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2968 | Love what this paleo restaurant has done with it’s outdoor seating | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2969 | you’re almost there | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2970 | Could you bring the check next time? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2971 | I changed my mind - can I get crushed ice instead? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2972 | I love your persistence, care to speed-date? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2973 | Hey! My eyes are over here. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2974 | At it again? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2975 | Sisyphus Meets Syphillis | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2976 | He's no Greek god, but at least he's got job security. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2977 | Go straight and then take a U-turn. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2978 | Beats unemployment, right? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2979 | The usual, I take it? | 1.2308 | 0.04801 | 78 | 60 | 18 | 0 |
2980 | Stop by on your way back and have a drink with me | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2981 | Well, well, well... look who decided to show his face here again. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2982 | Your parents naming you Sisyphus wasn't punishment enough? | 1.2299 | 0.04537 | 87 | 67 | 20 | 0 |
2983 | I'll wait, and DO NOT take a shower. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2984 | Haven’t I seen you in here before? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2985 | Sisyphus, am I the reason you keep failing? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2986 | I ordered it neat! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2987 | Don't you just love the view? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2988 | So what do you do for work? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2989 | Ever since covid, they've really relaxed the dress code. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2990 | Honey, it’s all downhill from here! | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2991 | Wow. You must have a really hardcore personal trainer." | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2992 | I used to feel the same way till I started telecommuting. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2993 | Sisyphus? What an interesting name! Do you come here often? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2994 | I was told if I nurse my drink long enough there’ll be another New Yorker cartoon with a guy pushing a boulder uphill. And, here you are! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2995 | Hey, Big Boy, for a much smaller rock, I'll stay with you until eternity too. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2996 | Did you happen to see my waiter? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2997 | Drop your loins right here! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2998 | Haven't we met before? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2999 | How does it feel to be without a home, like a complete unknown? Oughta be a song there somewhere ... | 1.2299 | 0.06269 | 87 | 74 | 6 | 7 |
3000 | No offense, but don't you think doing that over and over is just absurd? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3001 | The Miss of Sisyphus | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3002 | Hi Sys, I was beginning to think you'd forgotten our date for happy hour. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3003 | I'm meeting a group of friends here for happy hour. You're free to join us when you finished doing what you're doing. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3004 | Is that a boulder in your hands or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3005 | I tried to tell you that would take forever, but did you listen? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3006 | Join me for a drink on the rocks on your way down. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
3007 | I feel your pain; I really do. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3008 | I don’t care if you do have to roll the stone up the hill for eternity , you still need to wear a mask ‼️ | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3009 | Buy me a drink and maybe you'll get somewhere" | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3010 | Call me crazy, but without a vaccine, I'm almost ready to switch places with you. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3011 | Can I borrow a cigarette? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3012 | Cheers! | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3013 | I get it. You are very strong. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3014 | I really should remove ‘old-fashioned values’ from my profile!” | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3015 | The Gods didn't make me drink wine every day, it was a personal choice, thank you.... | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3016 | When you get to the top, I'll give you my number. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3017 | Goes down easy, huh? | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3018 | Got time for a drink? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3019 | So, Sisyphus... how's it rolling? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3020 | your table is ready in 45 minutes | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3021 | I only date guys who get it to the top of the mountain | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3022 | You are no longer a myth, Sisyphus. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3023 | Oh, let me guess, you rolled that stone all the way up here just to talk to me...haven't heard that one before | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3024 | Hi. Have you been here long? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3025 | No thank you, I don't want to catch Sisyphus | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3026 | Swipe left :) | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3027 | I don't care if you can push it all the way to the top. I'm still not going home with you. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3028 | Sysphus, I heard you like to get it up! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3029 | If I give you a lemon wedge would you stop and have a drink with me? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3030 | How wonderful! I was in the mood for some good rock and roll! May I buy you a drink? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3031 | Sisyphus is it? Do you roll up this side of the mountain often? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3032 | How about we head back to my place and I show you a REAL Sisyphean task? | 1.2299 | 0.06269 | 87 | 74 | 6 | 7 |
3033 | You look so familiar. Where do I know you from? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3034 | I have a thing for older men and absurdism. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3035 | I used to be into lost causes too. Then I divorced him. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3036 | Hey, sport, stop back by when you’re done with that.” | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3037 | Futile? Haha....try dating in New York, buddy. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3038 | Hey Sisy, it' 6 o'clock somewhere | 1.2299 | 0.04537 | 87 | 67 | 20 | 0 |
3039 | My ex did that too. Me, I'm just not into roll and rock. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3040 | I prefer it neat. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3041 | Break time! | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3042 | — Ever hopeful at the singles bar — | 1.2299 | 0.06269 | 87 | 74 | 6 | 7 |
3043 | Does this make it better or worse? Zeus wants to know. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3044 | You've got some balls coming back here. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3045 | I'll see you on your way down............again. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3046 | Join me for a drink in the way down...and the next way down...and the next... | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3047 | You look like you work out a lot. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3048 | If you think this relationship takes too much effort, just say so. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3049 | You look like a a high roller. Are you looking for a good time? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3050 | Of all the gin joints on Olympus you had to pick this one! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3051 | Feel free to stop by when you're done. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3052 | You got it farther than you'll get with me. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3053 | Hey, Mr Sisyphus, Why don’t you take a break from “the individual’s persistent struggle against the absurdities of life?” That Rock will still be there after we’ve had a drink! | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
3054 | How about I catch you on the way down? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3055 | But can you do your own emotional labor? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3056 | And you would be...Mister Sassafras? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3057 | If you keep looking over here, I'll keep betting against you. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3058 | Sorry! No shoes. No service. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3059 | Hey, looks like you could use a Rolling Rock. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3060 | When I said "more rocks" I meant ice cubes... | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3061 | It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, grandpa. Couldn’t you just roll your eyes like dad? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3062 | Order me a beer. I'll be back down in a second. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3063 | Thanks, but I had in mind a much smaller, shinier rock | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3064 | You need to check in here. Just let that go for now. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3065 | No thanks, I take mine neat. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3066 | Oh, when I said “rocks,” I simply meant ice cubes. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3067 | Actually, I'll have it 'neat' | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3068 | I feel so good knowing that the essential service workers are on the job. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3069 | That's exactly what social media is like. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3070 | Ha! No, this is the voting area for the Ever-Trumpers. You still have a ways to go. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3071 | Long week, eh honey? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3072 | When's your shift over? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3073 | He's not expecting you to return that meteorite, just to accept it in the spirit in which it was given. | 1.2299 | 0.06269 | 87 | 74 | 6 | 7 |
3074 | When you come down, we need to talk. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3075 | Your mother called again. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3076 | No worries Mick, Kieth is right behind you. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3077 | What can I say? I’ve always had a thing for boulder men. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3078 | Come on Bartender....I didn't really mean on the rocks!! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3079 | That takes ‘on the rocks’ to a whole different level. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3080 | No! No! I didn't order the Potato Knish Gigantica! Just roll it on down to the kitchen, put some decent clothes on and bring me a plate of potato sticks! This may be my last trip to The Minimalist Cafe's Outdoor Dining Experience | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3081 | Looks cool, but I'll stick with my wine diet for now. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3082 | This is still easier than trying to get your number. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3083 | Shall I order you a Rolling Rock or Boulder Beer? | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3084 | Okay, I'm impressed. But still, no shirt, no service. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3085 | It’s the snowball from Hell !! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3086 | Sorry to break it to you, but didn't he/she/they say they were going to the bathroom three rolls ago? | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
3087 | I've seen you around here | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3088 | Trust me. It doesn’t get any easier | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3089 | Hi stranger, come here often? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3090 | Oh, Sisyphus? Do drop that rock! Zeus and I decided that eternally treading grapes would better serve the general happiness. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3091 | You know you could just step aside and drop the patriarchy right | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3092 | ‘No I’m sorry, I said I booked this table for the SIX OF US’ | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3093 | 'I asked for my check five minutes ago! What's taking so long?' | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3094 | How about rock’n’roll tonight? | 1.2299 | 0.04537 | 87 | 67 | 20 | 0 |
3095 | Thank you honey. Let’s go back to the other background for my zoom happy hour. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3096 | if you’re trying to show me that you believe in gender equality you’ll need a bigger boulder” | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3097 | : "Funny, I'm always asked that: Is this an uphill battle or a downward trend?" | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3098 | Rock n Roll can never die | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3099 | Commitment! That’s what I find more attractive in men | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3100 | Albert Camus just reviewed his thoughts! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3101 | Put your back into it | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
3102 | Be sure to to let roll down on the OTHER side. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3103 | I’m just here to offer moral support. Carry on. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
3104 | It was between a rock and a hard place, I chose the rock. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
3105 | I can move my own rock, thank you very much! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3106 | Care to check that, sir? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3107 | Yeah I had a rough 2020 too | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3108 | COME HERE OFTEN?” YOU KNOW THIS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ENTRY. AM I THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO POST IT | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
3109 | Try doing it in heels though, I did it | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3110 | I prefer my drinks under the rocks | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
3111 | I've been waiting years for you to make a pass at me. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3112 | You rock'n'rollers are amazing - how you go on forever | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3113 | Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3114 | Haven't I seen you someplace before? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3115 | Order me one too; I'll be back in an eternity. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3116 | I like your beard. I’d ask what you’re doing later but I think I know. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3117 | You applying to win the New Yorker caption competition? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3118 | Drinks on me if you make it! | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3119 | A goldfish? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3120 | I thought I said not on the rocks. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3121 | I remember seeing you in that documentary on 1970s rock bands. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3122 | I knew it was an app for 50+ but I wasn't expecting Father Time. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3123 | Are you busy? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3124 | You’re giving new meaning to “wanna rock and roll, baby” | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3125 | You can stop. I already broke the glass ceiling. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3126 | Stop and smell the rosé. | 1.2289 | 0.06711 | 83 | 72 | 3 | 8 |
3127 | You ordered yours on the rocks, too, I see. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3128 | You should seriously consider taking a holiday from work. It is good for your career. | 1.2289 | 0.06488 | 83 | 71 | 5 | 7 |
3129 | Thanks, but not on the rocks for me. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3130 | Well, it's been fun time traveling. For future reference you might note that "rock and roll" has another meaning. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3131 | At least you don’t have to wear 3 inch heels. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3132 | Well, sys-n-miss, are you going up or coming down? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3133 | Hey, SuperGramp - where's your mask? | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3134 | Been doing the same thing for thousands of years. The scenery gets better and better. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3135 | I really like this roll play | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3136 | Are you with the rock band? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3137 | When do I get off work? You do know that I'm Sisyphus, right. I might be here for awhile. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3138 | I’ve thought about quitting but it’s kind of pointless. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3139 | Why would someone name a hurricane Isaias?" "Lady, please! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3140 | Thanks! I always order my drinks 'on the rocks'. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3141 | An Eternal Struggle for Humanity vs Indifference | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3142 | You don’t have to try so hard....i would have said yes. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3143 | After spending so much time isolating, I think we've all picked up some strange hobbies. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3144 | Sure, you can let me know tomorrow. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3145 | Of course you’re not making progress with me. You aren’ t even making any progress with your metaphor. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3146 | Now I understand why they told me to put my feet on this side when they sat me here. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3147 | Hey, it’s last call. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3148 | Hey, Sweetheart, you’ve been coming bye here a lot in the last millennium. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3149 | My first husband was a workaholic. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3150 | Is that over the rocks or strait up? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3151 | Sorry, we don’t take walk-ins. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3152 | Thanks, but I prefer my cocktails neat. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3153 | Relax a little. It'll still be there when you get back. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3154 | Aren't you glad the gym has been kept open during the pandemic? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3155 | Of course it’s true, madam! ‘Myth of Sisyphus’ is just an old fashioned example of fake news. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3156 | Your profile didn't show you have a cute sense of fashion! | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3157 | You’re a Platinum Member. Go right on up and I’ll see you again tomorrow. | 1.2289 | 0.04640 | 83 | 64 | 19 | 0 |
3158 | Sorry, but not what I meant when I asked for a refill on the rocks. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3159 | On the rocks, of course. Why do you ask? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3160 | Special delivery for Sisyphus. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3161 | I’m sorry. There’s no reservation for a Mr. Sisyphis. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3162 | Excuse me ...!!! ???...feels like I've been waiting an eternity for a Scotch on the rocks please !!! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3163 | Just so you stay on your part of the mountain. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3164 | I'll meet you at the top with a beverage of your choice, if you want. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3165 | ... and they call it Happy Hour. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3166 | Looking for a ball buster? | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3167 | Do you have a rock chock? | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3168 | I'll be back, don't go away | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3169 | Your online profile says you’re “self-motivated.” | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3170 | You must be old school. That’s not what I meant when I said let’s get stoned. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3171 | Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3172 | Haven't I seen you around here before--like every day for infinity? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3173 | “Believe me, I can relate. The wait for a table at this place feels eternal “ | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3174 | Well, I suppose his profile did say “old rocker” | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3175 | Oh my, you really don't give up, do you | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3176 | Excuse me. If you see our waiter could you be a peach and tell him we need more chips for the guacamole? Thanks. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3177 | Once my gym re-opens I'll go back to Pilates. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3178 | Oh, I’m sorry. I meant granite. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3179 | Order me a martini, I’ll be back in a few. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3180 | Why don't you stop what you're doing and join me for a drink. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3181 | That's not what I meant when I said scotch on the rocks. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3182 | Oh hey there, 2020. You about done? Your sushi’s getting warm. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3183 | A whole new meaning to ordering a martini on the rocks | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3184 | Wait, it's a woman's world, after all. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3185 | Hi.. I know the feeling. 2020 feels like an eternal nightmare. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
3186 | The 8:30 rez came with a 9:30 Sisyphus show. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3187 | I'd be more Impressed by you going down | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3188 | When they told me nice guys are a myth I didn’t think this what they meant. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3189 | Hey Sisyphus, I see you are no longer working from home. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3190 | To think you were one $600 stimulus cheque away from leaving all the work behind. | 1.2289 | 0.04640 | 83 | 64 | 19 | 0 |
3191 | I think he might have misunderstood when I said "get bolder" | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3192 | Yeah, it’s a no thanks from me, but just two more dates till you reach the peak of desperation! Good luck! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3193 | Finally, a man who carries his load instead of blowing it. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3194 | Aegina: "I asked for an icecube." | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3195 | I’m not Barbara Walters, But this is 2020. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3196 | Hey — I’m just glad I still have a job! | 1.2289 | 0.06258 | 83 | 70 | 7 | 6 |
3197 | Is that a quarantine beard or just the usual? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
3198 | You don’t look like your picture | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3199 | We keep meeting like this. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3200 | Beauty is a curse. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3201 | Excuse me, do you know the way to the bathroom? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3202 | literally the only viable caption for this is “you come here often?” and anything else is a wasted opportunity. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
3203 | Tinderfellas, pff, always a stone heavier when you meet them in the flesh | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
3204 | This one day delivery is just so convenient I couldn't help myself! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3205 | It’s not worth it, trust me. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3206 | Don't mind me dear, just attempting another pointless TikTok challenge | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3207 | You know, it’s about time you say hello, stranger | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
3208 | I know, baby - it's tough. But also - I'm a woman. We've been shoving huge impossibilities slowly uphill for centuries. Looking good, though, Earl. Looking real good. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
3209 | You cant get in without a mask. | 1.2283 | 0.06202 | 92 | 79 | 5 | 8 |
3210 | Lookin' for a good time? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3211 | Come around here often? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3212 | No thanks. My ex was a rock 'n' roller. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3213 | Right - and I'm looking for a guy who's on his way up. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
3214 | Why don’t you drop everything and join me for a drink? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3215 | well hi there , mr. Loin Cloth Man, is that a big boulder you’re pushing or are you just glad to see me.... | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
3216 | I like your style - lose the rock and have a drink. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3217 | Shall I order you a Rolling Rock? | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
3218 | Why don't you stay here? Up there they require a mask. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
3219 | You know, we do have valet parking. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3220 | Wanna see me do it again and again?” | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
3221 | Kind of like my sex life. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3222 | It seems like years since I ordered that | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3223 | Hey! I guess I can’t convince you to stop for a drink? | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
3224 | The best part is, I never get drunk. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
3225 | Albert? You look a lot different in your profile pic. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3226 | I didn't mean that kind of highball! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
3227 | it's a long ride to the equality isn't it ? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3228 | Welcome to the 2020 version of the Advanced Placement test | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3229 | I'm not interested in eternity. I just need someone to get my rocks off from time to time | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3230 | Finally! I have been waiting forever. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
3231 | don’t look at me, im on my break. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
3232 | For the last time, I don’t date men under 6 feet! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
3233 | Ok, fine. You can buy me a drink. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3234 | I'll be right back. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3235 | Night after night it's the same for me too. At least you're burning not adding calories! | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
3236 | I said I like my drinks on the rocks but THIS is ridiculous! | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
3237 | Would you mind rolling that six feet away? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3238 | I thought the elevator was broken. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3239 | Prove you can get it up | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3240 | Hey Sys, how's it hanging?" | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
3241 | I said let’s role play, not play roll. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3242 | How's your quarantine going? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3243 | Nuts? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3244 | A sucker for a hopeless case, huh? Want to buy me a drink? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3245 | See you on the downside. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
3246 | Well, stop and see me on your way down, You may be much happier then. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3247 | Keep it up, Hon. 2021 is just ahead. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3248 | Is it for exercise or an expression of futility? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
3249 | When you said to meet you at The Hard Rick this isn’t what I thought you meant. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
3250 | No, Silly, I sad, “Make the next one ON the rocks.”! | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
3251 | You did say you wanted your drink on the rocks. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3252 | Your profile said you were looking for someone boulder | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3253 | Really? I got an eternity of bar nuts | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
3254 | My ex had two big balls. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
3255 | Ok, next if you want to really impress me, I want to see if you can ask for directions. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3256 | It's keepin' it up that's the problem, handsome. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3257 | I appreciate the athleticism, but your online profile says you’re 37 | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
3258 | No wonder we were set up! I'm a speechwriter for the President! | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3259 | Still trying, huh? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3260 | Can you let the bartender know I need a refill on the way back down? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3261 | Once you realize there is more to life, come join me for a drink, | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3262 | So, how is that corporate tax break working out for you? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3263 | Yeah, they're improving security. What's your password? | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
3264 | Hey Cutie...Nice Ball... | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3265 | You said you were off tonight. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3266 | Have you been doing this very long ? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3267 | You must be 'Bitter', party of one | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
3268 | So that’s what they meant when they said it was an uphill battle. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
3269 | Well, at least he’s employed. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3270 | Yes I get it, your rock is slightly bigger than average | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
3271 | Oh, you’re into CrossFit? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3272 | You didn’t get the memo? We’ve been furloughed! | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3273 | You finally showed up! knew you were no myth | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3274 | I guess I assumed she meant titans of industry. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3275 | Hey ,you said we can have that drink after you finished pushing that rock,that was 1,00000000000000000000000000timesbago?? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
3276 | What's a big, strong man like you doing in a place like this? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
3277 | You really think I don’t know what goes up must come down? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
3278 | Well, the wine also refills but never even gets you buzzed. | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
3279 | Roll through here often? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
3280 | Sisyphus, right? Your wingman tells me that you come by here often. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
3281 | Buddy, you're rolling up the wrong hill. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
3282 | Right on cue! | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
3283 | Oh, come on, you can finish that tomorrow... | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
3284 | Sisyphus’ Sauvignon was a genius branding idea! | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
3285 | Zeus sent me by to say, "Hi". | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3286 | Are you doing anything after work? | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
3287 | I HATE my job, you have no idea. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3288 | I've been waiting for a table for an eternity. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3289 | A communicable disease you are not | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3290 | Hey, this is supposed to be ‘Happy Hour.’ | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3291 | ''Are you here for the job interview?'' | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3292 | If this piece of shit rag would ever spring for colored pencils, this fucking ball could be blue and you bet your ass I'd have a funny quip. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3293 | No shirt, no shoes, no sympathy. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3294 | Catch you on the flip side. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
3295 | Can you please hold this while I take a potty break? | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3296 | ‘Sorry to bother you but could you order me a beer and a defibrillator?” | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3297 | You know it will roll down all on its own? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3298 | You really think it's necessary to bring up a personal problem on a first date? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3299 | I’m sorry Sisyphus, but you’ll have to go back down and get your mask. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3300 | Maybe you should try leaning in. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3301 | Sorry, this seat is taken. | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
3302 | My ex always had his nose to the grindstone. You - you're somehow different! | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3303 | I guess you expect me to drop what I'm doing and join you - well I've seen this movie before and you'll have to fool the next guy. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3304 | That's the third time today,and four times yesterday, now listen to me will ya? I promise you that you will never find any moss on it as long as you keep it moving. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3305 | The hard part is back pedaling on the way down. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3306 | I ordered wonton not one ton | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3307 | Ancient Greek Multi-Tasking. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3308 | As metaphors go, I'm not an important one. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3309 | Believe me, internet dating is equally pointless. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
3310 | You didn't have a beard in your profile picture. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3311 | I spy with my little eye, someone underdressed. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3312 | I’d be happy to research the last 2800 years of women’s struggle to give you a few pointers, Sisyphus. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3313 | Would you stop coming over? I've told you, it's not the kind of big rock I'm looking for ... | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
3314 | I’m guessing you’ll have your usual. | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
3315 | Be there right after work, honey... | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3316 | Lemme me guess, you do Cross fit. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3317 | I’m sure that’s hard work but the view is no picnic either. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3318 | So . . . you're an essential worker, huh? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3319 | Stop for a drink on the way down | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3320 | You think that's tough, try getting equal pay. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3321 | Didn’t I see you here before? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3322 | You will let me know if you need a hand, won't you. | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
3323 | I know my name sounds like an STD, but I hope that’s not a dealbreaker. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
3324 | Where have you been? I said, "I wish you were bolder." | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3325 | When you get there, I'll give you my number. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3326 | Your not impressing me, I know that boulder is hollow. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3327 | Hmm, I like pushy. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3328 | Penthouse? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3329 | Looks like it’s just you and me again. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3330 | Honestly, Is asking for a 2nd olive such a big deal? | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
3331 | Neat is just fine, no rocks. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3332 | See you back here tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
3333 | The new spot in Cobble Hill? The drinks are great, but the service is archaic. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3334 | Hey mister, I like how you roll! | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3335 | 'Dude, didn't anyone tell you that in 2020 you get rewarded for craftiness and deceit?' | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3336 | would you like me to order you a Rolling Rock? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3337 | Thanks for being a platinum member | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3338 | I would prefer not to. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3339 | Yeah, sure, we can grab a drink as soon as you get off work | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3340 | It wasn't long before he'd boulder over | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3341 | At least you’re not having dinner with Tantalus | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
3342 | Sisyphus tempted by Syphilis Sally | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3343 | I got you, Joe | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3344 | Wow, this place is really immersive. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3345 | I’ve told you over and over again, you can’t push that thing up here without a mask! | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3346 | Let it go man. Progress has arrived. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3347 | Fancy a drink this time around? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
3348 | You met me at a very strange time in my life. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
3349 | I can't believe I'm 40. Life is all downhill from here. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3350 | Sorry, it just means I wanted ice in my drink. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3351 | Super, more rocks! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3352 | Take a load off and have some chips... | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
3353 | Didn't I see you passing through here just last night? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3354 | So, you've had experience with the typical ups and downs in a relationship? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3355 | So, it makes the "Honey-Do" list more attractive, eh? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3356 | I'd say that about sums up the chance you have with me here in the underworld. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3357 | You strike me as someone who's prone to exaggeration. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
3358 | I don't remember your face, but that rock looks familiar' | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3359 | At first I thought they said your name was Syphilis. | 1.2222 | 0.06573 | 81 | 70 | 4 | 7 |
3360 | What rock have you been hiding under? | 1.2222 | 0.04811 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
3361 | You again? The toll is still five drachmas; I'll just add it to your tab. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
3362 | Hi, handsome. Come by here often? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3363 | Sisyphus?! Darling! I haven’t seen you in ages! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3364 | Nice to meet you Sisyphus. I’m catching up with friends tonight but maybe we could have a drink tomorrow if you’re free? | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3365 | Sorry, come back tomorrow. No mask, no service. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
3366 | Everest? Wrong mountain, this is K2. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3367 | Don’t be too long. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3368 | You want a futile effort, Sisyphus? Try asking me out. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
3369 | No, you’re not ‘almost there’—we removed the glass ceiling. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3370 | Hey...Haven't I met you somewhere before? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3371 | What are you in for? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3372 | Excuse me. You still need a tie. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3373 | Heavy? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3374 | This wasn't what I had in mind when I was told this joint has some big rollers. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3375 | I see you like yours on the rocks | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3376 | The real cause of Sisyphus' boulder rolling back down | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
3377 | By the time you get it to the top we may have a COVID vaccine ready to administer to the masses! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3378 | Come back when you’ve gotten rid of both the ball and chain | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3379 | Yeah, well you look different in your profile picture, too. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3380 | Meet me for a drink when you're done. | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
3381 | Hey. Sis, when I said I wanted a rock, I meant a diamond... | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3382 | Darling, will you marry me? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3383 | Are you the rock and roll entertainment? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3384 | Welcome to the Hard Rock. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
3385 | Hard, isn’t it? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3386 | Are you a doctor fighting the Coronavirus? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3387 | honey if you keep looking me like that, you will hit rock bottom | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3388 | Oh God, i lost track of time again | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3389 | I finish this glass of wine and I’ll help you, honey | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3390 | How many times do I have to tell you? I specifically asked for my rock well-done. | 1.2222 | 0.06334 | 81 | 69 | 6 | 6 |
3391 | 'And I thought looking for a single, normal guy at a bar in NY was a Sisyphean task' | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3392 | I can sit here and watch you all day. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3393 | Sorry, I can’t talk now, but I’ll be back. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
3394 | Yes well, I did it backwards and in heels ! | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3395 | Between you and me, I’d say we’re both here just trying to pass the time. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3396 | Booze and try rolling boulder. You may find it easy to roll | 1.2222 | 0.06573 | 81 | 70 | 4 | 7 |
3397 | Yeah just leave it at the top, thanks! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
3398 | You seem to be on a roll. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
3399 | Typical gender rolls | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
3400 | Wow, I thought you were a myth...same time next week? | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
3401 | Boy, some guys just never give up. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
3402 | I'll be right back to take your order. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
3403 | Oh, you mean that's your name. Then of course I'll go home with you. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
3404 | Trump's is bigger. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
3405 | I'll take the check, when you get a chance. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
3406 | Haven't I seen you here before...? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
3407 | You should have called before for a reservation. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
3408 | Up here often? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
3409 | You know Sisyphus, your Tinder profile didn’t do you justice. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
3410 | So, what’s the point? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
3411 | Your refreshments are at the top. Stop whining, you big Sissy. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
3412 | You don't have to keep on doing that all day if you want to get my attention, do you? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
3413 | How 'bout a little something on the rocks, big guy? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
3414 | It'll flatten eventually | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
3415 | Same place and time tomorrow sisyphus?? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
3416 | Same place, same hour? | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
3417 | What's the meaning of life Sisyphus? Can you tell me that? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
3418 | Don't forget your exit interview. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
3419 | That's quicker than my last boyfriend passed the bar exam. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
3420 | What -- It's five o'clock somewhere! | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
3421 | It's so good to see you again...and again...and again...and again. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
3422 | Can I have that in a to-go box? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
3423 | Hey Charlie. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
3424 | They put in an elevator 50 years ago and only accept crypto currency. | 1.2184 | 0.05991 | 87 | 74 | 7 | 6 |
3425 | Pardon me young lady, but could I trouble you for a whiskey, on the rock? | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
3426 | Here we see the classic dichotomy between the Dionysian and the Appolonian, you, with your sinuous legs and interminable toil, and me, with the same | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
3427 | Hey Big Guy, would you like a Sipofthis? | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
3428 | You look a lot different from your profile | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
3429 | Good luck finding a parking spot. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
3430 | Strange meeting you here. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
3431 | I was expecting you to have a lot more muscle. | 1.2169 | 0.04551 | 83 | 65 | 18 | 0 |
3432 | Be glad this isn't Mount Everest. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
3433 | Welcome to Circle Four. Will you be hoarding or wasting with us today? | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
3434 | That’s what I get for wishing for a stiff drink and a man with some consistency in his life | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
3435 | Fancy us bumping into each other like this. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
3436 | So... do you roll that boulder here often? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
3437 | Watch out for the speed bump up ahead | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3438 | This eternal punishment still won't make up for you forgetting to put the toilet seat down. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3439 | I'm looking for a man with an Oedipus complex | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3440 | How many times do I have to tell you that I didn't order the arancini? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3441 | Maybe later, I'm still waiting for the right one. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3442 | Thanks, but no rocks; I drink it neat. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
3443 | It’s nice to see a fella who knows where he’s headed. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3444 | My friends say I have a 'thing' for hopeless cases. You single? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3445 | Haven’t I seen you somewhere before, recently? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3446 | I guess I really prefer guys who are on the fast track in their profession.. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
3447 | Oh don't be such a Sissy and have a drink. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3448 | Honey, I think it would look better on the other side. Let's give it a try. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3449 | Keep it simple,stupid. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3450 | A little more to the left, darling. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3451 | Hey, what are you doing later? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3452 | After 75 years I expected a bit more... | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3453 | You're a nice metaphor for the modern dating scene." | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3454 | Hi there. Take a load off! | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3455 | That's not exactly what on the rocks means | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3456 | Have you considered hiring a personal trainer? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3457 | I had no idea this bar would be going through Boulder” | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3458 | I’m trying to cast my vote by mail. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3459 | Jack, can you bring that pail of water when you come back down? | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
3460 | I take it the next woman ordered a drink on the rocks? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3461 | He said he wouldn't be hard to spot. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3462 | You won't take 'No' for an answer, will you? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3463 | No. Not that kind of highball, handsome. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3464 | Don't worry, it'll just disappear. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3465 | Thanks, but I take mine neat. | 1.2152 | 0.06413 | 79 | 68 | 5 | 6 |
3466 | Is this what you meant by "Rock and Roll"? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3467 | Sorry, beards don't count. No maskey, no climbey. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3468 | When you’re finished with that I could use a back rub. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3469 | Eternity isn't so bad when you can share it with someone, you know... | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3470 | Looks like you're moving up in the world. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3471 | Be original! Sisyphus already used that one. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3472 | Uh, a little help? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3473 | I should have been more specific when I ordered, I meant a Rolling Rock beer. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3474 | Having the usual? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3475 | Sure, I find determination sexy. Up to a point. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3476 | how big is your other one? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3477 | If you ever get finished, I'll buy you a drink...something on the rocks? | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
3478 | I can see you are really into rock'n'roll" | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3479 | Take a load off and have a seat. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3480 | Where and when did we go wrong ? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3481 | Back in the day, I was a waitress, you know. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3482 | You'll be doing that for eternity. Why not stop for a drink | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
3483 | I'll bet your nickname is Sissy. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3484 | I see you’re still looking to find someone, too. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3485 | last call for you too,eh? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3486 | Sorry, that’s not my order - I asked for the pebbles. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3487 | I still won’t let you buy me a drink. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3488 | Can you help me? This is just too much for a man. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3489 | You’re late. You could’ve at least made an effort. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
3490 | Does doing that burn more calories than pilates? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3491 | I thought this place had a strict dress code | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
3492 | You know it will come back, honey. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3493 | This is urgent. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3494 | Oh hi @mikepence ... I've been waiting for you!", said @kamalaharris as she nursed her martini | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3495 | Is that the fabled White Man's Burden? Just step aside and let it go. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3496 | Do I tip you separately? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3497 | Just my luck; I’ve been here every night this week and it’s always the same old guy walking by | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
3498 | When I said on the rocks, I wasn’t expecting this... | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
3499 | Well, the bars may be closed, but I say there are still plenty of places for a gal to meet a man! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3500 | people : inspection teams | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
3501 | Would you like that for here or to go? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3502 | Oh, I remember that phase of quarantine. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3503 | Though popularized in later tellings of the story Sisyphus never actually made it to the top of the hill | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3504 | I asked for my drink on the rocks, not a side of rock | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3505 | I love a man with a steady job. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
3506 | Dating is a Sisyphean undertaking. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
3507 | I love finding these little out-of-the-way places before they get popular" | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
3508 | Under every stone lurks a politician | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
3509 | I’m just more concerned with my human condition. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
3510 | Been there, rolled that. Damned old gods network. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
3511 | On second thought, I'll just have a salad. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3512 | Back again? Well you're persistent, I'll give you that. | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
3513 | Trust me, this is all part of it. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
3514 | Zeus says "Hi!" and that your bonus punishment is that while I may look like I'm hot for you, I'm gay. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
3515 | Why don't you roll up and see my sometime. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
3516 | You said a date with destiny...so I dressed for it. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
3517 | Sir? Why didn’t you just use the freight elevator? | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
3518 | You have one big set of balls coming here dressed like that! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3519 | Mondays are the worst. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
3520 | Hey Si, stop for a drink on your way down again. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3521 | Stop making such a sissy fuss. | 1.2125 | 0.06338 | 80 | 69 | 5 | 6 |
3522 | There’s a better way to get your rocks off. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3523 | Oh God, not you again! | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
3524 | Oh?-OK- I'll have it under the rocks. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
3525 | Yeah I've been single for like, an eternity too. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
3526 | Workin'hard or hardly workin' ? | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
3527 | Sure you can’t stop for one? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3528 | I’ll be here all night. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
3529 | You know it’s not bring your own boulder, right? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3530 | It’s called a ‘pick up’ line honey, not a ‘roll up’ line. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
3531 | Well, you said you like men who go bouldering. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3532 | Sure that’s impressive but can you hold a conversation? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
3533 | Catch you next time? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
3534 | They always come crawling back... | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
3535 | Don't you have people for that? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
3536 | I heard this a great place for classic rock and roll. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
3537 | So,what are your plans for tomorrow night? | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
3538 | It wouldn't be that bad it it were not for the diuretics | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
3539 | You still don't qualify to be in Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
3540 | We've got to quit meeting like this! | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
3541 | So what did you do for yourself today? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
3542 | Sisyphus. Gesundheit! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
3543 | PERSOPHONE! Stop flirting with the condemned! | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
3544 | Don't be so dramatic. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
3545 | A rare sight to find a Type A these days. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
3546 | In the last 14 days, have you experienced fever, cough, loss of sense of smell, or an inability to roll your boulder up the hill due to body aches? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
3547 | Excuse me, sir, you missed the hand sanitizer on the way in. Do you mind? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
3548 | It's all downhill from here, Sisyphus | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
3549 | I HEARD YOUR CALL FOR ANOTHER ROUND, MAMN. I'LL START WITH THIS ONE. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
3550 | If you're trying to come on to me, I'm not impressed. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
3551 | There’s so much to get done around here, I just don’t know how we’ll ever finish it all darling | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
3552 | Alright sweetie, top of the mountain, then it will be the third door to the left! | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
3553 | Sorry he’s away for the week. Come back Monday. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
3554 | Do I take a selfie, or just enjoy this moment? Life is so hard. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
3555 | Yes, Sisyphus is my ex. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
3556 | Hi, fella. Come here often? | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
3557 | I know it feels like an uphill battle —booze helps. | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
3558 | I've always thought modern dating Sisyphean | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
3559 | I asked for a sloe gin fizz (not Sisyphus) on the rocks..... | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
3560 | Is that a sack of absentee ballots? | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
3561 | OMG! I'm going through an existential crisis, too! | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
3562 | Oh great, there’s the rock I ordered. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
3563 | Hey, maybe later, if you’re not busy, I could tie you to my bed and peck at your liver? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
3564 | Call me a lightweight, but one drink and I’ll be smashed. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
3565 | A professor passed by earlier and said that your work had potential. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
3566 | I love a man in a loincloth after work. Can I buy you a drink? | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
3567 | I hear the highballs here are spectacular. | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
3568 | Will you move heaven and earth for me? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
3569 | You know the rules.. Put that mask on, Sisyphus! | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
3570 | See you in 30 | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
3571 | Hey! Are you my date? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
3572 | I have a big olive. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
3573 | Save me a seat, I’ll be right down. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
3574 | Are you married? | 1.2051 | 0.04602 | 78 | 62 | 16 | 0 |
3575 | I've been carrying this burden for too many years, do you mind holding it for a sec? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
3576 | Stuck between a rock and a first base | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
3577 | the bars closing and i’ve spent all night looking for my king. i guess you will do. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
3578 | You too, huh? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
3579 | And so it is we find ourselves again, between a rock and an odd place. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
3580 | Scott's rocks? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
3581 | I was about to give up on ever finding a man with a job in this place. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
3582 | Donald, I repeatedly warned you that there were consequences for disrespecting women. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
3583 | I had an excuse prepared, but I'm guessing you're used to rejection. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
3584 | I’m glad I didn’t order mine in the rocks. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
3585 | No means no. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
3586 | No not there..... | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
3587 | Hi there! Didn't I see you here last week? | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
3588 | Its the third door on the right, thank you so much. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
3589 | Well yes, my online profile did say I collected tumblers. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3590 | Care to join me for a drink? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3591 | Honey, this date is only downhill from here. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3592 | It's a long way to the top if you wanna roll a rock. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3593 | I said on the rocks not rock. Your bar sucks, Sisyphus. | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3594 | I’ll have your pour on the way down. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3595 | Just be careful when you reach the top, the glass up there isn’t just any glass, it’s obsidian. | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3596 | You would save money if you bought an annual pass | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3597 | I could use a man like you. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3598 | You will have more success if you smiled more, so I’ve been told | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3599 | See ya in a bit. | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3600 | Sisyphus for six, please? Okay, catch you on the way down. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3601 | ...Which is why I say laissez les bon temps rouler. | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3602 | What took you so long? I remember you were clean shaven when you started. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3603 | I'll have it on the rocks. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3604 | Well done! Slip it in the slot to my right. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3605 | Why, hello there, cutie-pie. Didn't we meet on a cruise of the Greek islands? | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3606 | Hey handsome,come here often? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3607 | Can you go be essential somewhere else? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3608 | It's called a Happy Hour... | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3609 | The last guy who wouldn't stop to have a drink with me ended up flying too close to the sun. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3610 | Nice to see you again, Mr. Sisyphus ... have you considered our annual pass? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3611 | One ice cube could get you a lot farther. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3612 | Why don't you stop for a glass of wine on the way down? | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3613 | Coe sit down. You’re no sissy and you’re not over the hill. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3614 | Haven't I seen you somewhere before? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3615 | I'm cheap,not easy. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3616 | So what shall you choose, the myth or the miss? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3617 | Where are you going, big boy? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3618 | Do you like rock 'n' roll? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3619 | Go right in Mr. Sisyphus. Your table is ready. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3620 | You still rolling that giant peach? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3621 | You don't look like a Sissy to me! | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3622 | Well, this certainly is a different kind of rock 'n roll bar! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3623 | You missed a spot. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3624 | It's after ten - just double-park it. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3625 | There's free parking at Mt. Lookout, a short way from here, take a load off and come back for a drink; everybody at the top is closed ayway. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3626 | Not exactly what I meant by 'on the rocks'... | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3627 | Hi, my names Dan and I’ll be your waiter tonight...” - Dan, that works at a rustic themed restaurant to this woman who’s waiting for her dat | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3628 | I'll have another glass, next time you come around. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3629 | Effort and determination turn me on. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3630 | That's not big enough to fill up the hole that is our marriage. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3631 | HEY, Sissy. You're goin' the wrong way. | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
3632 | That's only twenty-two thousand eighty-six. Keep going. | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3633 | Hi. I was reassigned to your case after Tantalus came out. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3634 | There are other ways to impress me besides rolling a boulder uphill for eternity." | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3635 | You're in luck. I like bad boys. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3636 | You're doing great, dear. Here is your bowl of yogurt, honey and blueberries on your way down. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3637 | Sisyphus? Yeah, you're Late. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3638 | So, tell me about yourself. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3639 | I'm good for now, but maybe you can buy me another drink on your way back through. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3640 | Déjà vu seeing you here again. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3641 | It does matter how big the rock, she’s not going to say yes. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3642 | Sorry. No returns until after the virus shutdown. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3643 | Hi, stranger! | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3644 | Well, Sisyphus, here you are again. One day you might stop by, have a drink, and forget this 'rolling the rock up the hill with dignity" shit. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3645 | Another Highball? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3646 | Rock and roll! Scoot aside and let’s have a drink! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3647 | Perhaps tonight you would like to check that for the evening. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3648 | Actually I changed my mind. I'll take it "neat". | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3649 | Nice gams. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3650 | How about a little fun on your way down? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3651 | Looks like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3652 | My last boyfriend preferred Heavy Metal | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3653 | New Match.com rule. Get the boulder up hill and you get me. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3654 | Had I known, I wouldn’t have ordered it on the rocks. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3655 | When you said 'on the rocks' I expected something different... | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3656 | I'll be back down again... and again... and again... | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3657 | Would you like a glass of wine? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3658 | Me? I've been here before. I'm just enjoying the view. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3659 | I don't understand all the fuss, you are no sissy. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3660 | My mother says you were hot back then. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3661 | Why couldn't we have met at the bottom? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3662 | You are saying that’s more productive than buying me a drink? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3663 | I know the feeling - I’m just taking a break. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3664 | I bet that wasn't the highball you were expecting. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3665 | Sorry. You can't continue without a mask. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3666 | Buy you Corpse Reviver? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3667 | Ooh! I like strong men with big balls! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3668 | So what's it like being an influencer? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3669 | You better hurry,the New Year begins in 30 seconds! | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3670 | Take care see you later. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3671 | I come here often, what about you? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3672 | Yes, I have been waiting a long time. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3673 | That's quite the cheese ball, can't wait to see the crackers. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3674 | When you're finally done with that,Sys honey | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3675 | You gave me the world, now I want the moon | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3676 | Good Plan! The last guy who tried it made a ton of money selling his life story rights to a guy named Albert Camus. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3677 | When you said you were bringing me a rock, I thought you were planning to propose marriage. Obviously, you have something entirely different on your mind. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3678 | You come here often, don’t you? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3679 | Oh my, you’re no “sissy” despite what people call you! | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3680 | Does your happy hour never end? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3681 | I did say" go heavy on the rocks" | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3682 | Hi, I'm Xenia, would you like to have a drink with me?" - Having a drink with you would be a pointless and interminable activity | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3683 | No thanks, I like my martinis straight. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3684 | It slowly dawned on Hera, that when Zeus said "there would be Rock 'n roll", he meant the classics. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3685 | What took you so long? Now I'm going to need a bigger glass! | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3686 | How about one for the road, dude. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3687 | On second thought, I liked it better down in the valley.” | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3688 | I like my men like I like my drinks...On the Rocks. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3689 | At least you've got work. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3690 | Sisyphus! I hope the highball is not on me. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3691 | Can you bring me a box of staples from the magazine when you get back? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3692 | Just a little further then you’ll be on a roll | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3693 | Hey Sissy! Why don't you drop what you're doing and buy me drink? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3694 | How will you get it back down .? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3695 | Sorry, waiter...I said 'no rocks'! | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3696 | I see you come by here often Sisyphus, stopping for one drink won't get your boss mad. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3697 | Join me for a glass of wine on your way down. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3698 | Sorry, but this is the wrong mountain. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3699 | How long have you been rolling around this joint? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3700 | Didn’t we date back in college? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3701 | Join me on your break? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3702 | What pandemic? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3703 | I see you like Greek. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3704 | Please don't block the sunlight, dear. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3705 | I'm sorry, its RocknRoll not Rollin a Rock that gets me... | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3706 | Boy, do you ever remind me of my ex. | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
3707 | What's the harm if you take time out for a drink? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3708 | You had the same excuse yesterday | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3709 | Hell is what you make of your life. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3710 | We'll talk on your way back too. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3711 | So. that's my story. Bad investments, an ungrateful husband and cheap wine in a dirty glass. Beat that, old man! | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3712 | Hey, Sisyphus! Wanna ball? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3713 | I do so admire a persistent man...especially when I'm not the target. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3714 | Sisyphean? Yeah, well this sis is feelin' pretty neglected right now... | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3715 | THIRSTY BY ANY CHANCE? ? | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3716 | I assume you'll have yours on the rocks? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3717 | Hey you, if you want to try something just as fruitless, why don't you buy me a drink? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3718 | I’ve never seen you in here before. Come here often? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3719 | Isn't your wife getting suspicious? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3720 | They offer a bottomless mimosa if that’s your thing. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3721 | Honestly, Si, I know I asked for a big rock, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3722 | Can you prop it over here so I can get some shade? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3723 | When you're finished over there, dear, can you get me a fresh martini? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3724 | Albert Camus sent you a snack. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3725 | Is it true what they say about the size of a man's boulder, or is that just a myth? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3726 | Brings new meaning to on the rocks! | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3727 | You should see my other one! | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3728 | Leo. What's yours? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3729 | Can't afford to stop now. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3730 | Hey honey, come by when you finish. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3731 | Don't I know you from somewhere? | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3732 | Can I buy you a drink Sisyphus? | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
3733 | I have to tell you something that I left out of my profile: I’m divorced.” | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3734 | You sure push-ups wouldn't work better to build up the biceps? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3735 | When you're finished, join me for a drink. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3736 | When it's quitting time stop by for a drink. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3737 | Impressive-but the answer is still no. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3738 | You just can't beat a highball, right ? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3739 | That‘s right...you take care of the economy, I’ll handle the markets. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3740 | Want to hook up after you get that boulder to the top? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3741 | "Not my idea of a highball." | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3742 | You should try it neat next time. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3743 | A little less male-gazing and a little more pushing, Sisyphus | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3744 | Sorry. You need to use the back entrance for that. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3745 | For a common barfly that's quite an unusual affectation you have, Sisyphus | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3746 | Hey, Sisyphus, I thought you said you would stop by for a drink. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3747 | So where did you say you were on the free will vs. determinism question? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3748 | Martini on the rocks? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3749 | Promising a very good, very, very strong economy, long lost Sirena Trump attempts to lure our hero from his Sisyphean existence as a mask-championing, humanitarian and epidemiologist trying to save lives during the Trump Administration. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3750 | Why don't you roll back down around closing time? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3751 | Where were you when I needed you? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3752 | At least you're realistic about how this date is going. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3753 | Wouldn't "neat" be easier? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3754 | Would you like help with your luggage? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3755 | It's an uphill climb to get to the top. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3756 | One more rude comment and this boulder of beauty products is going down the mountain. | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
3757 | So the bartender's a wise guy -- ask for the next one straight up. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3758 | For leading a life of idleness, I’ve been punished by having to watch you struggle with that boulder for eternity. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3759 | Hey Sisyphus, your shoelace is untied. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3760 | I told you - no shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3761 | And this week on 'The Bachelorette' | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3762 | Stop back when you're done. I'm attracted to men who do hard labor for me. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3763 | Take your time, I'll wait for you up there. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3764 | How about we meet at my place after you're finished with that? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3765 | Sisyphus huh? I'll see if the bartender knows that one. Drop in on your way back. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3766 | The guy at the top wants his drink on the rocks. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3767 | This 2020 version of Earth is a lot tougher to support. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3768 | The difference is, with a drink, you get to where you want to be. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3769 | My rock won’t stop explaining irony to me | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3770 | I told you I prefer my drinks ‘on the rocks’ | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3771 | There's better ways to test your stamina. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3772 | Another round of Derailer, sweet Sisyphus -- to get things rolling? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3773 | What's the matter - you never heard of Sisyphus? No, I'm not the one who's intoxicated. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3774 | You think YOU'VE got troubles? They over-salted my beer nuts! | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3775 | May I offer you a high ball? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3776 | Thank you, but I had asked for two rocks. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
3777 | Camus says we should imagine you happy. Is that any help to you? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3778 | Hey handsome, a girl can't wait forever | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3779 | The Myth of Syphilis | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3780 | Going my way? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3781 | So will you be able to social distance once you get there? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3782 | Oh, I thought the sign outside said "Sissy Puss." | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3783 | I’ve seen you rolling that rock around forever. Why don’t you come up and rock and roll with me sometime? | 1.2000 | 0.06296 | 75 | 65 | 5 | 5 |
3784 | You remind me of this dung beetle I knew. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3785 | If this is going to work out, you have to understand I always put work first. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3786 | Did you request some rock and roll during dinner? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3787 | I need to amp my cardio, can you refer me to someone sexy? | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
3788 | All by yourself? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3789 | I think you'll find that's too big for the rockery. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3790 | I see you come by here pretty often. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3791 | Okay, you look nothing like your profile pic. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3792 | That's not exactly what I meant when we discussed taking on life's basic challenges. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3793 | Really? Still pushing the patriarchy? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3794 | I would buy you a drink if i was feeling boulder... | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3795 | Are you Gary? You really meant it when you said you have been through hell and back to get here. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3796 | Why yes, I do know the feeling. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3797 | So what you’re saying is, this won’t work out. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3798 | Well you look like you could help me move | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3799 | My left that means your *right*, now just a teeny bit more... | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3800 | 100 years of solitude, my heart has turned to stone. My love, life is absurd. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3801 | Meeting like this is getting a bit repetitive. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3802 | I’m telling you Marc, they’re not going to let you take it as hand luggage. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3803 | I’ll have the usual. . | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3804 | These dating apps are torture. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3805 | Do you do driveways? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3806 | This is pointless | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3807 | My, don't you look tantalizing- oh wait, that's the other guy, isn't it. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3808 | No what i meant was it's all DOWN hill from here. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3809 | You know you can check your baggage at the front. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3810 | Sisyphus providing 2020 entertainment | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3811 | And then he tells me he can’t feed the dog because it has three heads. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3812 | I have joint custody of my kids, as well. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3813 | So... I guess your not home working? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3814 | I'm sorry Sir, but you can't go any further without putting a mask on. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3815 | Nice stones. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3816 | Glad you finally met me where I am. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3817 | I know you are only rolling a rock, but I like it" | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3818 | Well, now you know how I feel trying to homeschool the kids while you’re away pushing that rock | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3819 | Are you going to help me with this or what?? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3820 | You're sure about this? You're sure Harrison Ford will show up? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3821 | Play it again, Sam. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3822 | Sisyphus woman watching | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3823 | Can you bring me a cosmo on the way back? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3824 | ...now that Women are in charge! | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3825 | When you come by next time can you top off my wine? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3826 | Damn, he looked better on Tinder | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3827 | Keep going Sisyphus! You'll reach the top this time! | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3828 | I need a signature before you can keep going | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3829 | I see that you are into rock and roll | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3830 | I guess they’re using Tantalus’s punishment on me too now | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3831 | If you like me, roll right. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3832 | You look like husband-material | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3833 | Keep rocking, I’m just living on a break | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3834 | So, how's your quarantine hobby going? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3835 | I see your emotional baggage has grown. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3836 | No, I'm a 35-year-old teacher. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3837 | That is *so* Sisyphean of you, darling. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3838 | And they said I’d never meet a woman doing a doctorate in Philosophy. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3839 | It’s the year 2020 and actually I work for Hermès remotely. Can I get you a Perrier and sell you some hiking boots? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3840 | Where’s Lazarus? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3841 | Pushing rocks? More like pushing 40, amirite? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3842 | I guess I misunderstood happy hour | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3843 | Some ppl manage to do more with less, they are the true heroes of all nations." 🇧🇷 | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3844 | Have you been experiencing any flu-like symptoms recently? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3845 | Someday it will just disappear | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3846 | Think you're an Absurd hero? Try finding a good guy on Tinder. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3847 | Excuse me miss, if you could just hold this for a moment. I want to show you how to tie a knot in a cherry stem | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3848 | He'll see you when you get to the top. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3849 | I said no egos. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3850 | This job share thing isn’t as advertised...do you know when Sisyphus returns? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3851 | Hi! I’m Bureaucrata and I’m here to help boost morale. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3852 | I told you to bring the other one | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3853 | Sorry you are not allowed to play basketball here | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
3854 | Atlas 2020 | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3855 | Sorry. No shoes, no shirt, no service. . | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3856 | I’m really enjoying your natural habitat! | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3857 | Keep going! You’ll reach the American Dream up there. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
3858 | Actually, could you move it more to the left? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3859 | Just because my dreams aren’t the same as yours doesn’t mean they’re not as important | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3860 | I figured quarantine was the perfect time to try something new. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3861 | is this part of the keto diet? | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3862 | i would like up my drink always | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3863 | Why don't you smile more? | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3864 | Catch you on the way back down. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3865 | You a big stone cold baller .. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
3866 | I got you the biggest rock I could find | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
3867 | Classic Sisyphus, rolling in just in time for happy hour. | 1.2000 | 0.04650 | 75 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
3868 | When done can you get me another one 😆 | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
3869 | I get a break in 10 minutes | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3870 | Hey, you're just in time for Happy Hour. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3871 | Well my activity now is pointless too. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3872 | For the umpteenth time .... No, I don’t like rock 'n' roll. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3873 | Oh, that's very thoughtful but I requested classic rock from the cover band! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3874 | You do realize this is Mt. Covid? Might as well drop it and have a drink. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3875 | You know, you'd look a lot more handsome if you tried smiling a little. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3876 | You never take time to relax. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3877 | That's not what I meant when I said, " One rock". | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3878 | Maybe the view’s better, but they’ll make you put on a mask. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3879 | I take it then that you're not working from home. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3880 | Wanna take a load off! | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3881 | What is there about Happy Hour that you don’t understand? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3882 | Rock and Roll Baby ! | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3883 | Sounds easy, doesn't it? Just twelve steps. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3884 | On second thought, I'll take it without rocks. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3885 | Honey, I renewed our membership. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3886 | That’s very sweet of you. I decided on neat instead. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3887 | Now let me introduce you to drinking. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3888 | Sorry, Sisyphus - - pushy men turn me off. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3889 | Sorry, I meant for my drink. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3890 | Hey good looking, take a break, have a drink with me | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3891 | You’re doing great. Let me shake your hand, Sisyphus! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3892 | You swiped right? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3893 | Next time you come by, please stop for a drink with me. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3894 | C’mon, take a load off | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
3895 | Thanks Dad, you've always treated me right on Take Your Child to Work Day. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
3896 | So then I said: the jerk store called and they’re running out of you! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3897 | A new struggle would make you happier | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3898 | When I started my wait for a table, this was a pebble. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3899 | Happy Friday, Siz! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3900 | Sisyphus? Oh, you looked taller in your profile pic.. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
3901 | It’s called equality. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
3902 | I heard that the view is overrated | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
3903 | Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Fox News Live where 98 year old Donald J Trump is still calling the Election of 2020 ‘unfair to him’ | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
3904 | It seems like it"ll take forever to finish this glass of wine. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
3905 | So they tell me you're the guy who invented rock and roll | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
3906 | Oh yeah, super easy. I made it to the top last week. | 1.1948 | 0.06142 | 77 | 67 | 5 | 5 |
3907 | . Yeah lady , modern times Moth balls are small things that you put in the Closet to Scare Away Moths ... But in Caveman days Moth Balls are Actually huge Balls from Gigantic moths ...phew !! | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
3908 | Can I interest you in a break? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3909 | Determined — my kind of man. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3910 | I know what you mean. It’s been forever since I’ve gone out for a drink, too. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3911 | Rough day? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3912 | Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse: "When you finish, you can buy me a drink." | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3913 | Is that for the glass ceiling? It's about time. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3914 | Oh,that definitely won't fit in my Yaris. Could I get the smaller model? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3915 | Don’t flatter yourself. I’m not trying to impress you. I am going to kill you. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3916 | I'll see you on the way down. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3917 | So, what do you do for a living? | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3918 | You said you wanted your drink ‘on the rocks’ | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3919 | Same. No matter how much Botox I get. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3920 | I like rock and roll too. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3921 | I like the way you roll! | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3922 | I see where you already completed the downhill run. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3923 | That’s why I drink mine neat. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3924 | It’s like being caught between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3925 | So ... come here often? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3926 | At least I'm not scared of commitment. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3927 | Hey Cissy, what's your hurry? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3928 | Do I have an appointment?!!! | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3929 | Again my dear, studies show that perseverance just won’t cut it. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3930 | if that is your version of rock and roll, I need to find another club. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3931 | We meet again! | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3932 | Don’t be a Sisyphus. Keep going! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3933 | Sisyphean Tasker meets girl on way up....and on the way down later..."Have we met before? " | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3934 | Yeah, I feel your pain. My fiancé thought he was a god --gave me a big rock too and I was up and down about it for a long time. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3935 | Just hold it there and stand on the other side and it will be perfect! | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3936 | I 'll stop by on my way down. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3937 | May I see your id please? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3938 | Are you sure that meatball is vegan? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3939 | ‘LOVE ONE ANOTHER’. That’s all I asked you to do! | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3940 | I used to watch Prometheus, but this is a much better view. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3941 | I'm still waiting for my breadsticks. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3942 | It's a hard way to get higher education. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3943 | Welcome to The Hard Place, can I buy you a drink? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3944 | Would you like that straight up or on the rocks, or both? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3945 | So nice to see you again -- would you like a drink? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3946 | Yo Sis, catch you on the rebound, | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3947 | There was a time when a girl could really have a ball with a guy like you. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3948 | Thanks, but I asked you to hring me a latte. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3949 | Stuck again in Margueritaville. Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know it's my own damn fault. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3950 | 'Need help to get your rock off? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3951 | When you get it up there call me. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3952 | I said extra olive | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3953 | I asked for my drink on the rocks but ... | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3954 | 2020 survival guide gone wrong. How drunk am I? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3955 | So what‘s a gentlelady gotta do to get a topless Sisyphus to stop and join for tapas & wine? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3956 | I've decided I want an olive, instead. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3957 | When you're done, the dishes need washing. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3958 | I've never heard a bolder pickup line. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3959 | Sorry, Honey, your appointment is next week. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3960 | Can you ask about my entree while you're up there? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3961 | I like a man who's in it for the long haul. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3962 | Google Maps says make a U-Turn. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3963 | How honest: your profile said you were mature but fit, a hard worker, and ready to overcome any obstacle to meet for fun | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3964 | Didn't I just see you a little while ago? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3965 | Sooooo ... is there a Mrs. Sisyphus? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3966 | I'm ready to order, so you can stop literalizing the metaphor now. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3967 | That’s not the kind of big rock I’m talking about! | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3968 | This is the best rock n'roll club in town. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3969 | we have to see your id, no exceptions. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3970 | Thank but I'm having mine straight up. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3971 | Park it right here,It makes great shade. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3972 | At this point, I'm not even sure if this is your crazy dream, or mine... | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3973 | For the last time honey, we can agree to disagree on what's the best way to spend this quarantine. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3974 | You comin’ or goin’? | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3975 | Just a little reward for myself at the end of a meaningless day. What's yours? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3976 | I bet your sorry now you didn't choose this rock and roll game show. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3977 | You're not the Old Grand-dad on the rocks I had in mind. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3978 | No moss on that stone --- renewable energy is clean energy | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3979 | ‘Sisyphus’? Come here often’? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3980 | You‘re not even halfway. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3981 | I did ask for my drink on the rocks. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3982 | You want a real Sisyphean task, try dating in this city. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3983 | It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n'roll ! | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3984 | I didn't mean this when I asked "on the rocks"... | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3985 | Thanks! I needed to cut the hard light from my face. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3986 | When you're finished there, come join me | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3987 | I'd give you my number, but you just remind me too much of my first husband. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3988 | No, this is my punishment for always being late. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3989 | Hello, do you come here often? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3990 | Must be five o’clock. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3991 | Hey Sis, what’s the phus! | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
3992 | When I said just one rock with my drink, that's not what I had in mind | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
3993 | I wish you would stop. I need all the energy you can muster. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3994 | You come by this place often? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
3995 | Keep going.... It’s almost over. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
3996 | I've heard of jumping through hoops for a date, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3997 | C'mon, what's the worst they could do? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3998 | Don’t be such a Sisy! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
3999 | Could use a haircut and shave...new shirt and pants, maybe...but at least you didn't lead off with a one-liner about social distancing. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4000 | Guys like Joe can pick up rocks...even if they can't pick up girls | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4001 | Sure! I saw you perform when Brian Jones was still with the band... | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4002 | Now that you've done this, what have you accomplished? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4003 | Sisyphus, it’s been nice catching up. You haven’t changed one bit. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
4004 | I admire a man so dedicated to his job. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
4005 | Scotch with one rock? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4006 | Sisyphus? You looked better in your dating profile pic. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4007 | Thankfully, it's just a cartoon. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4008 | So it did have a chance down there? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4009 | I'll see you after the rollback. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4010 | Love your COVID beard | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4011 | Ya otta come up & see me sometime | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4012 | I bet you’ve never seen a bolder man before. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4013 | Nice to meet you, Sisyphus. Is this your first time speed dating? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4014 | Don't you just love coming to this place where you get to see the same people doing the same things every day? | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
4015 | I thought “Rock and Roller” was just a typo. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4016 | Does it get lighter as you roll up? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4017 | Hi. Do you come to a myth of unrelenting pain and suffering that has become a symbol of existential despair often? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4018 | Have you got a receipt for that? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4019 | That must be for one very large scotch! | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
4020 | 'Women love boulder men'... they said so on the podcast | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4021 | I have a very high bar when it comes to men. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4022 | Yea, sure, what time do you get off from work? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4023 | The gods condemned me here for encouragement. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4024 | Let me pour you a Rock and Rye, Sisey old boy. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4025 | Thank you, but that ice cube won't fit in my glass... | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4026 | Got any smaller olives? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4027 | A Highball? Straight up? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4028 | The rumbling really helps with digestion! | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4029 | You think you have a tough task. Try finding an eligible unmarried man in his thirties in this place. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4030 | Yea, I get it. It’s like shaving my legs. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
4031 | If you'd stop for a while I could offer you a mosstini. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4032 | First Novel? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4033 | Oh, I don’t mind handsome, I’ve got syphilis too. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4034 | How many times do I have to tell you, I said burger not boulder? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4035 | Hey handsome, howsabout a smile? | 1.1918 | 0.06368 | 73 | 64 | 4 | 5 |
4036 | Whatcha doing, old man? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4037 | I’d suggest less rock and more self-care. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4038 | When you finish, how ‘bout a drink? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4039 | I hope you didn't forget you mask. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4040 | I know how you feel. I thought it would be impossible to get a seat here. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4041 | You know, you could have just asked for a crane or some big vehicle to do it." | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4042 | Y'know they sell caveman rocks on Goop.com now | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4043 | "Oh, I'll be here when you pass back through." | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4044 | This may or may not seem primitive to you, but what do we have to do to get this ball-a-rolling? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4045 | You are between a rock and a nice place. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4046 | Did I not say a million times, don't buy on the hill? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4047 | Funny, I'm named Sis too! | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4048 | Sorry I'm late, but my gym is closed and I needed to get in a workout. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4049 | So... same time next week? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4050 | When you’re done with that, could you get me another Cosmo? I’m a Super Yelper | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4051 | Table for two Mr Sisyphus? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
4052 | Um sorry, gotta return this to God first. Will be right back, honey! | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4053 | You don’t look as happy as I’d imagined | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4054 | Congrats, Sir, you got your first milestone! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4055 | Karen, we both know I would make more on Emergency Financial Assistance. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4056 | I used to be just like you. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4057 | My mistake. I thought you said ‘syphi-lis’ last time. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4058 | Yeah, now you know why I drink | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4059 | not exactly the 'pick-up' line I had expected | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
4060 | Please not another Sis white male... | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4061 | Go Sisyphus, you can do this AGAIN | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4062 | Been there, done that | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4063 | to each to their own. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4064 | The other guy never came back down | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4065 | I could tell you it’s useless... | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4066 | Sorry. To get in you have to rock AND roll! | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4067 | This rock sure is heavy but I’m glad you’re enjoying your Pinot. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4068 | That posture is too tiring for your back, ma'am. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4069 | You left your ID back at reception, Mr. Sysyphus. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4070 | Bottoms up, Sisyphus. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4071 | I used to Rock ‘n’ Roll, but I decided to switch it up. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4072 | Ugh, not another rerun. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4073 | You’ll earn $0.81 to my $1.00 for your work, sir. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4074 | Finally! It's nice to meet a man with some ambition. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4075 | So you see, I bring a lot to the table | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4076 | 'Wait, you don't want ice?' | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
4077 | Your profile said you were a rolling stone but this is ridiculous! | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4078 | Know what else always ends up on bottom? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4079 | do you HAVE to roll that right here? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4080 | Bring me the chips on your way back down? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4081 | I thought waitstaff were required to wear masks. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4082 | They installed an elevator, ya know. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4083 | How you like me now | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4084 | Instead of pushing so hard, let it chase after you. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
4085 | Man it feels like I’ve been pushing this thing up the hill forever. Did I miss anything? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4086 | Hi Handsome. I'm Difficulty Level 2. See you tomorrow! | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
4087 | When is the intermission? | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
4088 | Hey Bob. The usual? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4089 | Who’s your trainer? s | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4090 | Should have made the Earth flat! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4091 | I said I’m looking for a BOLDER man, not BOULDER man! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4092 | I gave up on 2020 halfway through | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4093 | That introduction was a lot boulder than necessary. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4094 | You know what they say about Men with big rocks | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
4095 | I’m also online dating! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
4096 | I heard you liked rock ‘n’ roll...? | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4097 | You know what’s also never ending? Bottomless mimosas. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
4098 | Sisyphus dinner theater is so much more realistic than that Medieval Times crap! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4099 | Yes, Sisyphus, I AM just going to sit here and watch! "I alone can fix it," you said... | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4100 | You look great. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
4101 | I've been asked to remind you, Sisyphus, that you now need to log your work hours in the central database. No, I don't know your password. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4102 | You're happy, I assume. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4103 | I know exactly how your feel - I've been dating for ten years now. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4104 | Hey there handsome didn’t we meet at Woodstock | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4105 | Stop on by for a drink on your way back down. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4106 | My peanuts are too salty. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4107 | PHEW, Did you get that from the dung beetle? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4108 | So you never get to the top! How about trading for my laundry for a week? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4109 | Rock and roll is here to stay | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4110 | I've always had a thing for rock 'n' rollers. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4111 | I love a man who's quick to get the ball rolling. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4112 | Have a seat Sys, they're serving Rolling Rock on special. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4113 | I wish you could take a day off honey. I think a vacation would be really good for us. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4114 | Guess my age. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4115 | Stop by for a drink on your way down. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4116 | When you have a moment, may I have some ice? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4117 | Being a little pushy, don’t you think? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4118 | As I have said before, you would be better off with a season ticket. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4119 | I like a sexy man with big ambitions | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4120 | You look so good carrying out your eternal penance. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4121 | Same old story fighting the elements | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4122 | Nice rock, but no sparkle... | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4123 | Oh, is that how it's done. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4124 | Please, Ma'am, it's Sisysphus, NOT "Sissy!" | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4125 | I see you’re committed, but are you really happy? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4126 | Every time I catch the bartender's eye, he turns around again. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4127 | Go right ahead. We've been expecting you. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4128 | We're a little slow now, but things will really get rolling very soon. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4129 | You're not the only one with a demanding job, Richard. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4130 | You think your task is fruitless? Trying finding a date in this bar at 2:00 a.m. on a Friday night. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4131 | Hey you, high-roller in the loincloth, have a drink with me! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4132 | I won’t wait an eternity for you to put that boulder aside and buy me a drink. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
4133 | Hey Bud, park that snowball, slip into a tux and join me. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4134 | Do you mind moving a little more to the left for the next downward trip? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4135 | Ever think how different life would have been if you had just ordered your drink neat? | 1.1892 | 0.06287 | 74 | 65 | 4 | 5 |
4136 | You remind me of my ex. He's starting over, too. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4137 | F#@k Zeus, our table's ready! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4138 | It’s about time women get a break from carrying the weight of the world. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4139 | I must imagine that you’re happy with your work. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4140 | Where's your stone? You're standing on it. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4141 | Don’t drop the ball they said. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4142 | Here, Hold my beer. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4143 | I already told you- I have a boyfriend. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4144 | Darling, is it “later” yet? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
4145 | I’m right there with you, buddy. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
4146 | This is what airs on repeat when you finish Netflix. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4147 | As if rolling a boulder up a hill for all eternity wasn’t punishment enough, now they’ve put a mask-denier up here. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
4148 | You look familiar." | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
4149 | What are you doing tomorrow? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
4150 | Hey... I feel like I’ve seen you before. | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
4151 | I think we both know how these scenes end. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
4152 | Buy some shares of my company. It’s on the way up. | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
4153 | Haven’t I seen you somewhere before ? | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
4154 | Are you rockin' and rollin' or rollin' a rock? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
4155 | If you are running for re-election again, Mr. Trump, good luck to you. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
4156 | It's not going to stay up there you kow. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
4157 | All the guys date Destiny. The smart ones pay my tab. | 1.1867 | 0.06208 | 75 | 66 | 4 | 5 |
4158 | Could be the wine talking, but eternal Bacchanalia looks fine by comparison. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
4159 | Where in the heck did you find all that snow this time of year? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
4160 | I love guys who are into rock and roll. Care to buy a girl a drink? | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4161 | Would you mind adding a barrel of wine to your regimen? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4162 | So why you pushing that? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4163 | Lovely darling. Have a drink! | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4164 | Got a match, handsome? | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
4165 | Hey! Give it up Sisy you sweetie!! It's happy hour!!! | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4166 | Hello again. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4167 | I also have a burden I carry." | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
4168 | He was on a roll there... But then got crushed by the woman of his dreams. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4169 | Sure, leave it right there. It won't roll back. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4170 | What am I doing in a dump like this? Waiting for a guy that knows how to rock and roll. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4171 | You need to make a deal with God! | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4172 | TEMPT you?! No, Sissy-face. I'm here to LAUGH at you! | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4173 | Sorry - I don't believe in love at first sight. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4174 | I'm sorry sir, you'll have to put on a mask. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4175 | Hey Sisy, what’s the fuss about? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4176 | I'm the new ball and chain. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4177 | I see who wears the pants in the family | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4178 | Sisyphus, not syphilis ! | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4179 | Well, if you really want to confuse him, you can put out my fire on your way back down. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4180 | When I said I wanted a rock, I meant Harry Winston. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4181 | Going up? Have a nice day | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4182 | You should have ordered yours neat. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4183 | Could you tell my waiter I’m ready to order now? | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4184 | If you think you'll come by again, why not stop in for a drink? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4185 | Come and join me when you get off work. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4186 | ‘It’s okay. They’re open for eternity too.’ | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4187 | Just a little more to the left, honey | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4188 | I'm gonna assume you're a metaphor for the hard life I've lived. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4189 | Anything else, Miss? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4190 | Nice to meet you too, Sisyphus. Come here often? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4191 | I prefer a table on the beaten path. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4192 | It's my main gig, but I've also got a book deal in the works. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4193 | Stop being such a Sisyphus and have a drink. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
4194 | If nothing matters in the end, why not have fun in the process. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4195 | Sisyphus? I didn't expect to see you back so soon | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
4196 | You keep growing bolder, but I'm not going on a date with you. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
4197 | I hate group projects. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
4198 | These pretzels are making me thirsty! | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4199 | That’s not what I meant by “on the rocks” | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4200 | I don't mind spending an eternity with you. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4201 | Ah, push it, p-push it real good. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
4202 | Speed it up Sissy, why all the fuss?" | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
4203 | Hey, old timer, don't be uptight, just jump right! | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4204 | Well you know what they say: big rock, little .... | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4205 | I just don't feel like this relationship is going anywhere. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4206 | ”This time don’t forget the ice. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
4207 | Drinks are on the house... | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4208 | I may be drunk but I’m not rising to your occasion. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
4209 | I said Phyllis... | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
4210 | Wanna know what’s NOT heavy? This pour. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4211 | Let me guess. You’ll have yours straight up again? | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
4212 | It’s actually harder on the way down | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
4213 | If you drop that boulder, you can have my artichokes. I don't really like them anyway. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
4214 | By looking this picture and the strong old man I remind World's strongest older man, 82, from Long Hill, wins U.S. weightlifting championship. Matt Rainey/The Star-LedgerRalph Elsman, who hadn't competed in 55 years, shows the form that earned him a world record recently in the clean-and-jerk for his age group at the masters weightlifting championship in New York. . | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
4215 | ‘Sorry, no mask, no mountain’ Lindsay Resnick, Chicago, IL | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
4216 | Doesn’t look like Heaven and Earth to me. | 1.1818 | 0.06072 | 66 | 57 | 6 | 3 |
4217 | It’s a magazine stunt ?? | 1.1807 | 0.05460 | 83 | 72 | 7 | 4 |
4218 | I'm more Tantalizing than you. | 1.1806 | 0.06356 | 72 | 64 | 3 | 5 |
4219 | I'll be damned ... you really do have to roll that damned stone for eternity! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
4220 | I guess you can,t join me for a drink! | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
4221 | Sisyphus, the ambiance and company at this rest stop are well worth the minor setback! | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
4222 | Are you Frank? Geez...I guess your profile did say you have a ball when you come up here. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
4223 | You said your punishment was named after you? Pleasure to meet you too, Sisyphus, please call me ‘the third date’ | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4224 | I'm sure glad to see you, we ran out of Ice last fall. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
4225 | I’m not really a highball fan. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
4226 | You just put your lips together and blow. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
4227 | I have a feeling I’ve seen you here before. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4228 | Cool, but you had me at “Let’s chill out together.” | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
4229 | Let's have drinks when you finish work. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4230 | Really?!? This doesn't impress you at all? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4231 | It’s a decent Cabernet but nothing to stop rolling for. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4232 | I'm fairly certain we met here last week too..." Amelia Shellabarger, Goleta, Calif | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
4233 | As science tries to roll the rock of truth up Trump Mountain, Fox News reports, “Crazy man doesn’t even understand how gravity works. Don’t believe anything he says!” | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
4234 | Oh, don't look at me, I'm just imagining you happy | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
4235 | I meant something with a BOLDER flavor | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
4236 | CrossFit 2020. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4237 | This uphill climb of yours is getting old | 1.1806 | 0.06356 | 72 | 64 | 3 | 5 |
4238 | Hey Sisyphus, thanks for meeting me like this; I knew of all the dudes on Greek mythology Match.com, you’d at least be down to Earth. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
4239 | Do you have a reservation ? | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
4240 | I didn't ask for my drink to be on the rocks. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4241 | If you think that's a punishment, try carrying this conversation. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
4242 | You guys really take your ice cubes seriously here. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
4243 | Cmon Rip...you promised me You would move that rock twenty years ago... | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4244 | Excuse me! Can I get some chips & salsa on your next roll-by?! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4245 | Hey Sis, be a dear and on your next trip up bring me some dip to go with the chips... | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4246 | That's not what I meant when I ordered my drink on the rocks. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4247 | Sorry, I'm not seeing anyone at the moment. I have Sisyphus. | 1.1781 | 0.05962 | 73 | 64 | 5 | 4 |
4248 | BORING.. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
4249 | Feminist? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
4250 | If you want me to, I can help you get your rock off... | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
4251 | Can you grab me a coffee on your way down? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
4252 | Hey there, how is the world rolling? | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4253 | Just a typical day in 2020. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4254 | This is the only thing that gets the ratings anymore | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
4255 | Do you know how much more it is to the top? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
4256 | You got one of those for me? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
4257 | Come to think of it, I’ll try one on the rocks. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4258 | Sorry,that contest has already ended. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4259 | I would help if I have the right shoes. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4260 | When you get a chance, I could use a little more ice. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4261 | I'm surrendering to my fate, too. Cheers. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4262 | Ever think that trying to meet someone at a bar is meaningless? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4263 | He will be doomed until someone swipes right. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4264 | I've been waiting here hoping a rock star would come along. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4265 | Pick me up on your way down | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4266 | You know, it seems you come here a lot. Would you like to join our frequent guest program? | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4267 | Don’t you think Bill Murray made you irrelevant. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4268 | It makes sense if the boulder says "Trump's Ego", the man is labeled as "Trump's Staff" and the woman as "Kellyanne Conway". If that's not funny, maybe it's too soon. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4269 | Hi, stranger! Wanna rock and roll? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4270 | It's a new cocktail, called the Sisyphus | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4271 | When you’re done with that rock, I’ll buy you a drink. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4272 | If you don't make it to the top this time, I'm leaving for good. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4273 | You’re on a roll! | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4274 | excuse me sir but do you have any Rolling Rock on tap? hahaha just kidding. but really can i get this martini "on the rocks". haha ok ok sorry i know you're not the bartender. yeah Zeus or whatever sent me here to do bad rock jokes. sorry dude | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4275 | Speaking of Rock´n´Roll! | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4276 | Next time can you please bring a menu? | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4277 | If I could only find a guy who could rock MY world... | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4278 | Roll it again, Sam! | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4279 | Wanna buy me a drink when you finish that? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4280 | You can't turn down a drink forever. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4281 | Oh, so you've got it so tough? Dating was like that BEFORE coronavirus. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4282 | Call me after work. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4283 | Is the stone soup fresh today? | 1.1765 | 0.06606 | 68 | 61 | 2 | 5 |
4284 | Swing back by, and I'll order you something on the rocks. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4285 | No need for that. Our court fee includes a ball. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4286 | Oh, not again... | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4287 | So, anything new? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4288 | All I asked for was an ice cube | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4289 | Masks are a requirement. Period. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4290 | A drink on the rocks? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4291 | That's easy. Try a global pandemic sometime. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4292 | When's the last time you had a happy hour? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4293 | So Socrates, how did he convince you to switch places? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4294 | I've changed my mind about the rock. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4295 | Remember me? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4296 | You’ll be back. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4297 | I came for the drinks but you can't beat the rock & roll show. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4298 | Took you long enough to get here. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4299 | Another first date. Another trip up the mountain. It just doesn’t stop, does it? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4300 | Haven't I seen you here recently? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4301 | Just think of your muscles! You’ll be like Charles Atlas! | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4302 | You've got work in the morning? I've heard that one before. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4303 | Good on you for coming to peace with that. Let's spice it up a little on your way down. | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4304 | Surely, with that big rock, you're no sissy. | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4305 | On the rocks, not under. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4306 | Yes, and if you must ask, from the dawn of time. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4307 | I said that I wanted my drink “on the rocks”. | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4308 | When I offered to get your rocks off, this wasn’t what I meant | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4309 | You think that's a grind? Try my beauty routine. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4310 | You won’t know if you don’t try... | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4311 | I imagine you'll be stopping in for happy hour on the way down. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4312 | Isn't it time for a new workout routine? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4313 | This doesn't count in the Me Too movement. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4314 | Rocky, enoughs enough, let it roll. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4315 | Buy me a drink on your way down. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4316 | No. I’m Sisyphus. Tantalus is down by the pond. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4317 | Hey you wanna join me?" "On the way back" "You've said that like 10 times! | 1.1765 | 0.06265 | 68 | 60 | 4 | 4 |
4318 | I told you white male privilege was a thing. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4319 | Waiter, may I have a side of the Buffalo Pterodactyl wings? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4320 | It's so typical that life's endless chores is depicted by a man | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4321 | Rock and Roll’s okay. But I prefer Jazz. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4322 | Sisyphean? No, I was going to say you’re an old stick-in-the-mud who can never finish a project. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4323 | Yes, our menu is 100% Paleo. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4324 | I’m cautiously optimistic about this ‘new normal’ thing. | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4325 | ‘so, how’s your week of ‘having it all’? sweetie’ | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4326 | Didn’t you say you love Rock and Roll? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4327 | When you’re done with that could you please get me another drink | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4328 | Help yourself! | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4329 | At least yours is in your life. All mine left me was alone. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4330 | She’s in a little bit of country, he’s a little bit Rock & Roll. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4331 | Playing hard to get, are you? | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4332 | Hai 'there' | 1.1765 | 0.06265 | 68 | 60 | 4 | 4 |
4333 | Female to male rolling bolder up hill: ‘Ok, that’s impressive, but can you pick up a tab?’ | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4334 | I know my profile says I was looking for a man who was upwardly-mobile, but this isn't what I meant" | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4335 | Oh, I thought you were referring to Dwayne Johnson.. | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
4336 | I'm fascinated by real people and their struggles. This new wine bar has done so much to turn the area around. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4337 | I do like a man who is persistent! | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4338 | ‘You can do it...put your back into it!’ | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4339 | Don’t worry... I’ll be back down over and over again | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
4340 | Am I the reason for all this? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4341 | Sorry sir, costumer service is down to the left | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4342 | Darling, I know 2020 hasn’t been the easiest year on you, but you must try some of these bar snacks. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4343 | Sorry, but they’ve left for the day. Try tomorrow. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4344 | Who are you, Sisyphus? I said “No” the last roll up the hill and I’ll say it again! | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4345 | I’m trying to quit too, have you considered Rocks Anonymous? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4346 | The Jones' have a full kitchenette in their purgatory... | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4347 | Keep calm and carry on | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4348 | only in New York baby | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4349 | Kinda difficult to imagine you happy if you ask me. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4350 | I got sick of wearing a mask at the gym, so I switched to boulder cross-fit. Socially distant and it keeps me rolling. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4351 | I can't take it anymore living in 2020. I'm going back to 10000 B.C and I'll take all the good stuff. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4352 | Same drink, different day: one quarantini on the rocks. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4353 | Oh gosh! Wasted my right swipe. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
4354 | Sorry, I don’t date rock stars. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4355 | Can I get a ride up? | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
4356 | Round. It rolls. Have you considered inventing a wheel? | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
4357 | Is she expecting you | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
4358 | Do you know the Wi-Fi password? | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
4359 | Dig Rock ‘n’ Roll | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
4360 | Race you to the bottom | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
4361 | Oo. Are those spicy peanuts? | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
4362 | So...do you like futile pursuits? | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
4363 | You rolling the corona? Oh yeah, my Corona. Aye, aye , aye, my corana!! | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
4364 | If this is your TikTok, Atlas already has 58.4 million followers. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
4365 | In our day, self-aggrandizement gets you elected President. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
4366 | Woman says “Welcome to America, please proceed!” | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
4367 | 'I can’t imagine mastering the skills involved here without a clearer understanding of who will be impressed' | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
4368 | Trust me, I'm happy. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
4369 | I meant the beer.... | 1.1757 | 0.05886 | 74 | 65 | 5 | 4 |
4370 | Trust me! The martini is way heavier | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
4371 | I am the halfway point. Wait to you see what is waiting for you at the top! | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
4372 | Your late, Sisyphus! A guy named Atlas just came by carrying one of those a few minutes ago. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
4373 | Oh, come on! A roll down the hill or a roll in the hey, what is the difference? We will both still be here tomorrow! Might as well have some fun. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
4374 | Sisyphus, she just pinged. Our table's ready. | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
4375 | Now that’s what I call on the rocks | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
4376 | You want that Scotch neat, or on the rocks. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
4377 | You serving up a highball? | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
4378 | When you said in your profile that you were a big baller, this wasn’t what I expected. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
4379 | Call me if it doesn't work out between you two. | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
4380 | No, I said “two rocks”. | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
4381 | Grandpa was a rolling stone and so was I @tunrayo_ariyike @josephapatamd @t3mitayo | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
4382 | I’m sorry. When your online profile said “Hard Labourer”, I guess I was expecting Something different. | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
4383 | I did not Order that! | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
4384 | Whenever I see you, it feels like I’m in the ‘Groundhog Day’ movie. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4385 | Hey, New Yorker reader, I see you've clicked on the Borowitz report yet again. Day after day, I, the headline, explain the joke to you, to free you from your mirthless task, and yet you continue laboring to understand the joke's immense gravity. Fly! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4386 | If it rolls back down again, try not to make such a fuss, sissy. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4387 | 'You're late, what's your excuse this time?" | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4388 | The 'earth is flat' guests are up there. I warned them you'd have a surprise. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4389 | Ask yourself 'which would I rather roll?' | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4390 | Your task might be Sisyphean, but this wine is tantalizing. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4391 | I bet you take your whiskey neat. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4392 | No,Honey.You're allowed to have whatever hobbie you want. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4393 | Hi Sisyphus, I'm Nicki. So what do you do for work? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4394 | Before you get rolled for the umpteenth time, how about one for the road? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4395 | You’re only a myth, but I’ll toast you anyway. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4396 | I had the same punishment and finally decided to drop the rock for some wine and snacks. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4397 | You look like you could use a roll aide. | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4398 | Take a load off and have a drink with me. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4399 | It is impressive when you get it up, Sissy', but it's a shame you can't keep it up | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4400 | Tryouts for the Atlas cartoon were a few months ago. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4401 | I'm looking for a long-term, casual relationship with someone clever who can commit. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4402 | No, i wanted a much smaller stone. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4403 | Do you have reservations? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4404 | Hi sailor, new in town? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4405 | No need to mansplain. I've had relationships like that. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4406 | Hiya big boy! Why don't you stop rolling that big boulder and buy me a G&T on the rocks? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4407 | Oh my God, I never knew that making the sun rise was so hands on! | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4408 | The rocks, not a rock. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4409 | I prefer Rolling Rock to wine. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4410 | A rolling stone gathers no moss. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4411 | I'm sure glad I didn't order mine 'on the rocks.' | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4412 | Sir, can I bum a cigarette? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4413 | I see the landslide’s bringing you down too.” | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4414 | I just love this Sisyphean restaurant! The ambiance is on point. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4415 | When you're done, you can be the first guest on my show | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4416 | I'm waiting for someone else right now, but I'm sure we'll see each other later! | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4417 | Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4418 | Sorry, just in town for the day. Looks like you'll be at it longer than that. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4419 | Yes, the modern version is subtler. But if you think it's any less painful, wait until you see "Gerry" attempt to explain his job in the "insurance industry" while illustrating his "fun-loving personality". | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4420 | Why don’t you just hire a dung beetle? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4421 | Trust me - It's all down hill from here. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4422 | I assume you like your drinks neat. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4423 | Roll Here Often” | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4424 | Your usual Manhattan when you're on your way down? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4425 | Don't forget it's your turn to do the dishes tonight | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4426 | Hello stranger. | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4427 | Didn't I see you during the last election cycle? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4428 | *Squawk* It's a living! | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4429 | Uh. That's the wrong rock | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4430 | The last guy I met dropped the ball . | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4431 | Stress gets better with wine. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4432 | Oh, don't be such a Sisyphus! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4433 | All eternity!? I have people for that. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4434 | I hear it's lonely at the top. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4435 | Nice to have met you. On the way down I'll wave goodbye. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4436 | You're a rock star. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4437 | Would you mind keeping six feet away? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4438 | Why don't you put that down somewhere and join me for a drink? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4439 | For the millionth time, Bob, it’s never gonna happen. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4440 | Thanks, but I said on the rocksss. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4441 | All you had to do Donald was to tell the truth. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4442 | Why do we always have to meet here? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4443 | C'mon and stop that schlepping and let's have a drink or two. By now, you know darn well it's going to roll back down whether you do or not! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4444 | I must imagine you’re happy to see me | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4445 | The real reason Sisyphus never got the rock to the top "Hi, big guy, I'm Hope". Why don't you take a load off?" | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4446 | Do you mind keeping your distance? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4447 | Not quite the engagement ring I had in mind. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4448 | You don't look like a Sissy. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4449 | Syphilis ??? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4450 | I appreciate a man that goes the extra mile. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4451 | Didn’t I See You Yesterday? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4452 | Another Pinot Grigio, when you have a sec. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4453 | Sisyphus, party of one? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4454 | May I play through? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4455 | Keep on rollin', Boomer. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4456 | What? The elevator's broken again? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4457 | Are those Jimmy Choos? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4458 | You think you’ve got it bad—I’ve been waiting just as long for man who is dependable. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4459 | When you are done with that, you can buy me a drink. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4460 | Way to go, Syphilis. I knew you could get it up. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4461 | When are you going to understand that all I want is some ice? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4462 | Come join me when you're done with that. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4463 | Don’t forget happy hour. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4464 | I ordered on the rocks, not on a boulder! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4465 | Bottoms up! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4466 | How's your day been? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4467 | Third time's the charm! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4468 | Did you say straight up or on the rocks? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4469 | Helloooo, sailor! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4470 | Sisyphus? What a lovely name. | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4471 | Let's have a drink when you aren't so busy! | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4472 | What goes up, must come down. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4473 | It's easier to be a Greek tragedy than to get back into the dating game. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4474 | Just let it go from here. The roof-top bar is closed. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4475 | You're Sissie? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4476 | I like your level of commitment, let me buy you a drink. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4477 | Okay, enough. I’ll have a drink with you. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4478 | Do you ever have trouble finishing something you started? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4479 | I’ll just say you made it the first time. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4480 | I'm really into rock and roll, you know? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4481 | But it's Happy Hour, Sisyphus. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4482 | Could I have another spear of olives? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4483 | I pushed past the glass ceiling two martinis ago! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4484 | Let's start over. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4485 | This is the umpteenth time you walk by ... why don't you just buy me that drink. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4486 | You’re not kidding! Every day _does_ feel like Groundhog Day now. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4487 | Bowling to win, are you? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4488 | Think of all the overtime | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4489 | Your mistake was ordering your drink 'on the rocks'. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4490 | Looks like you're more than ready to rock and roll! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4491 | Thanks for helping with my baggage hon. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4492 | Join me for a drink after eternity? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4493 | We have a new drink called "Futility." Would you like to try one? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4494 | Isn't it time to let go of the divorce? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4495 | You again? I'm only on my second martini. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4496 | It's about time you arrived. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4497 | When you knock off for the day I'll have a drink waiting for you. I promise it won't be 'on the rocks'. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4498 | George...45 different boulders...does it get harder with time? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4499 | I changed my mind, I'll have my drink straight up. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4500 | I'll be seeing you, in all the old familiar places, again, and again, and again, and.... | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4501 | Are you still trying to do that alone? May I help you? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4502 | You knw, a bunch of other folks have been here and tried this before. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4503 | I’ll take the lower unemployment check over that level of risk any day | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4504 | Why make it some deep moral and ethical choice? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4505 | Hey sailor, join me for a drink on your way back | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4506 | It does feel like an eternity! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4507 | I asked for my martini neat, not on the rocks | 1.1719 | 0.06514 | 64 | 57 | 3 | 4 |
4508 | Did you want that on the rocks? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4509 | No, No, No. For the last umpteenth time-STRAIGHT UP" | 1.1719 | 0.06514 | 64 | 57 | 3 | 4 |
4510 | The gym's closed,so I found a new way to build biceps. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4511 | Hey, Syssi, can I buy ya one on the rocks? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4512 | Do you come here every day? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4513 | Hmmm. You seem to be collecting some moss after all. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4514 | ...ANYTHING you want—soon as you’re done working. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4515 | Lady, there's no day of rest in this hell. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4516 | When you’ve finished, grab a seat. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4517 | Zeus said it would be alright if you stopped by for a drink on the way down. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4518 | I love sipping Pinot Noir waiting for the big bad boulder to thunder down the mountain. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4519 | The service tonight has been absurd. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4520 | Wanna start over? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4521 | Would you some whisky with that rock, big fella"" | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4522 | Don't stub your toe ! | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4523 | That old line again? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4524 | I don't believe in existentialism. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4525 | Is that how you gonna rock my world? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4526 | which way to the ballroom? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4527 | It was a rocky relationship | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4528 | Keep trying. You’ll figure it out one day. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4529 | When you get off work you know where I'll be. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4530 | Wow... Finally a man after my own heart: Rock'n Roll and everything. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4531 | You could either roll the rock or you can roll with science and sip the wine! | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4532 | Look Sisyphus, I’ll bust your ball so take it somewhere else. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4533 | Isn’t the outdoor seating so nice? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4534 | This isn’t what I had in mind for my Eat, Pray, Love journey | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4535 | Well this is just plain weird | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4536 | Actually, I do come here often." | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4537 | I know, I can't buy you a drink. Same as every other night. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4538 | Enjoying some rock and roll there, I see. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4539 | What will you do when you reach the top Sisyphus? Come down, I guess. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4540 | That’s right sir, BYO means you are fully responsible and liable for any loss or damages | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4541 | You'll have to wait here. He's in a meeting. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4542 | Got anymore ‘splaining to do? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4543 | Wow! How many carats? | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4544 | Thanks for everything syz | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4545 | I get that same feeling after each drink | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4546 | I always imagined you happy... I guess I was wrong | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4547 | It’s a long way to the top if you have a rock to roll | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4548 | Oh, so you wanted to show me your rock collection NOW?! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4549 | Come on ! Push harder!" | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4550 | I love it so much here. It’s so quaint. I would quit my job to move here | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4551 | Just another never ending work day, am I right Patty? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4552 | The view is lovely, but this bar scene is dead. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4553 | Are you an influencer? This would make great content | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4554 | Dating is so pointless. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4555 | Good luck with the next fall you existentialist. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4556 | You think you have it bad... | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4557 | Middle age crisis | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4558 | And I thought dating in the city was hard.. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4559 | I ordered a scotch on the rocks, where’s your kilt? | 1.1719 | 0.06122 | 64 | 56 | 5 | 3 |
4560 | Yes Susan, my annual leave is over now” | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4561 | Every little peanut in your bowl once started out like this. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4562 | I absolutely adhere to gender norms | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4563 | Oh hey Betsy. Don’t worry, teachers don’t need any aid, we’ve got this. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4564 | Every time I have a drink, the men get boulder | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
4565 | I imagine you’re happy with this arrangement? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4566 | Hey, is it Cam-uh-s or Cam-oo? | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4567 | Well this is more like it, glad we finally moved on to the matriarchy | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4568 | You should try a little self-care every once and a while. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4569 | I think I've seen this show before and I didn't like the ending. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4570 | Its a great view up there, come have a drink when you're done. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
4571 | If you are looking to pick up a dedicated man, that would be me | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4572 | Sorry about the elevator... repair company won’t be able to come in until next week. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
4573 | Didn't you order that drink 'on the rocks'? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
4574 | I'll get the next round. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
4575 | I've been waiting for you to get things rolling. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
4576 | I'm positive I've met you before. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
4577 | Got time for a selfie? | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
4578 | Thanks. I ordered mine straight up. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
4579 | Oh, come on Sisyphus~take just one little break. What could it hurt? | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
4580 | You wanted birth control, I got you the pill. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
4581 | Are you dreaming? You're an old man holding a 10 ton boulder and I'm a beautiful woman sitting alone. What do you think? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4582 | Will you call me? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4583 | You'll get to the top before you get me. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4584 | Waiter, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted my drink "On the rocks" | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4585 | You have a lot of potential, but I just can't wait for your kinetic energy. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4586 | I know it’s counterintuitive but it’s vodka you must bring to the mountain. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4587 | You're new here, aren't you? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4588 | Sorry, I'm not looking for a project. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4589 | I don't care about your looks or the clothes you wear. I love that you're a hard worker with a steady job. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4590 | Join me for a drink on your way back down. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4591 | Hoya Saxum! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4592 | WHAT? NO MASK! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4593 | You look different on your profile. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4594 | Next time order it neat. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4595 | Hi, I'm Eve. Did you see Adam on your way up? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4596 | Well aren't you persistent. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4597 | Do you want that straight up or on the rocks? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4598 | Sisyphus, do you have a match? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4599 | Need a hand? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4600 | You think that's an uphill battle? Try making it in show biz. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4601 | Oh, this? It's today's drink special - "The Existentialist". I thought serving it on the rocks was a nice touch. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4602 | You think you've got it tough? Try being an essential worker these days | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4603 | You push them up. I knock them down. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4604 | Nice to meet you! You looked a few thousand years younger in your profile picture. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4605 | At least you have a daily routine! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4606 | Ever try Pilates? A lot easier on the deltoids. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4607 | There are easier ways to get a high ball you know. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4608 | Oh, that's a relief. I thought you said you had Sisyphus! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4609 | And can I get a dessert menu? Thaaaanks. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4610 | Ice, not rocks | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4611 | You rock! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4612 | When you said you'd meet me at the bar with a rock,I imagined something different... | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4613 | Meet up on the way back down again Sisyphus? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4614 | Sit down, take a load off. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4615 | Still keeping your nose to the grindstone? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4616 | Do you have the roll? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4617 | Wait, what time did you say you're off? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4618 | I'm not good with pickup lines but maybe this can help us get the ball rolling. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4619 | I've been looking for a high roller. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4620 | Nice to meet you, Sisyphus, come here often? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4621 | Good news. I hear your replacement is on the way. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4622 | Catcha next time, big boy? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4623 | You look familiar. Do you come around here often? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4624 | Please leave your baggage at the door. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4625 | Didn't you see the sign? No mask, no shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4626 | You can call Uber if you need it delivered to the top. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4627 | You asked me what size diamond I wanted, and told you a two karat rock! That’s ridiculous!” | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4628 | When I said I like The Rolling Stone, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4629 | Looks like you’ve been doing that workout for years. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4630 | On your way back down, bring a pair of masks. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4631 | If you wanted a highball , you could have just asked | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4632 | I like a man who does chores. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4633 | I need another. When do you think you'll be finished? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4634 | Did that really start as a ping pong ball? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4635 | I’ll help as soon as my break is over. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4636 | One of these days, I just know you're gonna stop and have a drink with me! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4637 | Hello again sir. You’ll need a mask and a negative test result to gain access to The Summit “ | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4638 | Rolling through again? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4639 | Why don't you come over here and make a futile effort in a meaningless world? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4640 | You were always such a failure. As soon as you get there it will roll back down just like all the others.... | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4641 | I’m sorry to tell you, but up there they only take cash. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4642 | Feeling better now that you've passed the stone, big fella? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4643 | Oooooh,nice rock,big guy. What say we do some rolling of our own after you finish this lap? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4644 | Hey, Big Boy, whatchya doin' later? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4645 | You want yours on the rocks, I guess. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4646 | I was looking for something more meaningful than an office job. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4647 | Martini on the rocks, Sisyphus? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4648 | Last call was 15 minutes ago. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4649 | Haven't I seen you here before, handsome? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4650 | When you're ready for "easy", come see me | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4651 | I guess my purgatorial struggle is having to watch you do this so poorly as a former Rock Pushing champion in the CrossFit Games. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4652 | My Friend Sayed He Wanted To Play Rock Paper Scissors | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4653 | All work and no play? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4654 | Is this olive too big for your martini? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4655 | Well, hello there. What’s up? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4656 | Great, thanks. Now just the dishes and the trash, and then I’ll let you buy me that drink. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4657 | Karma's a bitch. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4658 | I like strong men. When do you get off? | 1.1692 | 0.06419 | 65 | 58 | 3 | 4 |
4659 | I like the way you roll, baby! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4660 | Hello there! Are you new in town or just passing through? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4661 | Wanna role one together? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4662 | Sisyphus...you rock! | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4663 | Getting a reservation takes an eternity | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4664 | Life’s been one big ball of wax, huh? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4665 | Say, weren't you just here yesterday? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4666 | You look like a man who knows how to have a good time. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4667 | Sharon!?”, “Stone!? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4668 | Why don't you put down your big rock and join me for a drink? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4669 | I said, "balls." | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4670 | Are you trying to impress me or are you just rolling by? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4671 | I love rocks too, as long as they're in a glass. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4672 | You wanted more ice? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4673 | Here’s to setting a higher bar. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4674 | Buy a girl a Sisyphizzy? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4675 | No, I ordered a margarita on the rocks — I heard someone ordered a Rolling Rock at the top of the mountain. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4676 | At least your comeuppance keeps you fit. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4677 | You know, this leaving no stone unturned to find the answers is getting old! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4678 | when you're done with that, table 8 also ordered cheese. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4679 | If you want lasting change, you must to elect more women leaders. Surprised the guru up on this mountain looks like me? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4680 | All I get for this is an oblique reference in twentieth-century Existentialist philosophy. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4681 | Uh, I asked for crushed ice. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4682 | Your next challenge: Guess the three temptations? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4683 | Take a break, big boy, and let me tell you how to really have fun. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4684 | Hey, cool drink on the rock? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4685 | Come on over, sit awhile relax. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4686 | Come by often? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4687 | When you're done with that, handsome, how about buying me a drink? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4688 | You looked less pushy in your profile picture. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4689 | Come by this way often, handsome? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4690 | 'Til now, I've never quite appreciated the early days of rock and roll." | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4691 | Retribution I do say. "Is the world still flat?" | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4692 | Sisyphus, what are you building up there with all those rocks? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4693 | Hurry back or you'll miss Happy Hour. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4694 | Can I get this to go? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4695 | How's your day going so far? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4696 | The photographer's coming soon. Just hold that pose, you look great! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4697 | Make sure to tell them to hold the rocks. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4698 | I admire your dedication, but have you ever considered taking up a less challenging hobby? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4699 | When you get that done, could you roll me over and do it again? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4700 | So this is what they mean by wrong place, wrong time. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4701 | I thought you were just "passing through." | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4702 | Did you really just use that "what's a gneiss girl like you..." line? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4703 | Happy Hour starts at 5:00 every day. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4704 | So, do you have any kids? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4705 | Can I join you for a drink, sweet Tyro?" "You’re so funny, Uncle Sisyphus! Every time I say yes, you just get bowled over before you take the first sip. Men! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4706 | Hi I'm Sisyphus let me push this up the hill and I'll be right with you. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4707 | Stop being a sisy and help me phus | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4708 | Excuse me, would you like to join me for a Sisyphusticated cocktail? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4709 | The life that we are enjoying today is the result of what our ancestors suffered | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4710 | Is that a giant boulder or are you just happy to see me | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4711 | I wouldn't date you if you weren't the last man on earth. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4712 | ‘Why are you doing that?’ | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4713 | A Mansplainer’s work is never done. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4714 | This is my first night out...what year are we in? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4715 | Being single in this town is tougher” | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4716 | Can I leave this here for a second? I need to use the loo. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4717 | I’m sorry sir, you’re going to have to gate check that. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4718 | No date night for you, Babe. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4719 | Look, I don’t have time for games. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4720 | I know the whole city needs rebuilt... but can’t they stay on their side of town so I can enjoy my dinner? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4721 | I meant ON the rocks | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4722 | Next rounds on me | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4723 | Prehistoric Times is interesting, but Medieval Times had better food | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4724 | Greek wines truly do transport you to another world | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4725 | On the rocks” just means with ice | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4726 | I have a message for you. Hmm, now what was it? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4727 | No coat check? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4728 | So how long you been doing this for? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4729 | no shirt, no shoes was bould enough... | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4730 | I think they sent us the wrong package.. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4731 | ...and obviously Tommy isn't really there for her. So then I say, "give me two gold coins and hold my purse. I'll show you what commitment looks like." | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4732 | Don't you worry, dear; after a certain age we're all carrying one of those | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4733 | A little higher, honey. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4734 | Heave:Ho’ | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4735 | Hello would you like to share an existentialist apéro ? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4736 | If it’s not too much trouble, can I get a charcuterie platter? Thanks! You’re a doll. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4737 | Come back for more? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4738 | Sisyphus, it seems like we are stuck here forever. So why don’t you take a seat and let us watch it roll all the way down with a glass of wine? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4739 | Whiskey on the rocks? | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
4740 | I guess we need to relearn a few things | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4741 | I'm totally helping your cause, didn't you see my Instagram post? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4742 | don't look so surprised. You wanted to see my cardio routine - here it is. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
4743 | Did you know 98% of boulder rollers are MEN? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
4744 | This belongs to 2020 | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
4745 | You're supposed to use your nose. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4746 | Join me, big boy? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
4747 | Your profile didn't mention that you were a king! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4748 | Mine is on the rocks. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4749 | Let's meet up when you get off work. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4750 | It's really not worth it. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4751 | Say fella, come here often?” “Every day... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
4752 | The Gods decided that modern dating would cause you more suffering. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4753 | Wow, you didn't lie in your Tinder profile! | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
4754 | Hold it there old man--and I will help you as soon as I finish my wine!! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4755 | Hang in there. It's less than eighty days away. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4756 | Anything you want, except pushing that stupid rock, for $50. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
4757 | Don't worry, I'll still be here when you're chasing that thing down the mountain. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
4758 | I ordered it straight up, not on the rocks | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4759 | Honey, I told you it’d be bad if I caught you with her again | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4760 | I'm minding my own business, that's what I'm doing | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4761 | The yelp reviews did say it was the most eclectic wine bar in Boulder... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
4762 | Hmm...you look a little older than you do in your Tinder profile | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
4763 | Let me guess. Zeus sent you? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4764 | So hey, if you’re not doing anything later... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
4765 | Have faith, and let it go. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4766 | Dating is such an uphill battle. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
4767 | Come join me at the bar when you’re done. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4768 | I come here each day to unwind before I start it all again tomorrow | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4769 | Meanwhile, somewhere in the Himalayas, Samantha was scouting out her first International Hipster bar, when a potential prospect came her way. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4770 | Try dating over 40 … | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4771 | Mary had mentioned some baggage but... wow | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
4772 | „Why the happy face, lonely man?“ | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4773 | Keep this pace up and you’re a shoo-in for employee of the month. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
4774 | No returns, no exchanges. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
4775 | I’ll be right back, order me a dry martini. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
4776 | No your balls are still not big enough. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
4777 | Maybe next time, honey | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
4778 | So, are you happy? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
4779 | You know casual friday isn't until tomorrow Steve | 1.1642 | 0.06236 | 67 | 60 | 3 | 4 |
4780 | Well HELLO big boy! | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
4781 | Babe, no need to try so hard. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
4782 | Between the two of us, I think I chose the better excursion from our cruise. | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
4783 | Nice talking to you. See you tomorrow! | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
4784 | Check please | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
4785 | Everything is down hill from here. | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
4786 | I'll trade you. | 1.1594 | 0.04439 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
4787 | What are you doing sir?" "I thought I would quit when I was 33, but ROLLING STONES FOREVER! | 1.1594 | 0.04896 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
4788 | That line is never going to work on me. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4789 | I'd give you a hand, but I'm just not dressed for it. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4790 | Hey Sisyphus, be a dear and bring me another martini on your way back down. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4791 | I like a man who's into routines. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4792 | Me too, but the antibiotics cleared it right up. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4793 | Hey, Sisyphus! Zeus says hello. Ha, ha, ha! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4794 | I like a man with meaningful work! | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4795 | How can you promise eternal love when you’re here for eternity? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4796 | So you’re not really a myth | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4797 | You should stop and smell the roses | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4798 | Hi! Do you come here often? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4799 | Well, it's about time. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4800 | Stop complaining. Only a sissy would fuss | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4801 | There’s work and then there’s work. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4802 | If you want my attention, try buying me a drink. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4803 | Come on, Sisyphus. It's Happy Hour here in Hades! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4804 | But Rock 'N' Roll is so passé | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4805 | Next time, ask for it neat. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4806 | Oh, let it roll back down and have a drink with me, Sis. It’s happy hour. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4807 | Come here often sailor? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4808 | It's obvious you're an essential worker who can't work from home. So why not join me for a drink? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4809 | Didn't you say you wanted it on the rocks? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4810 | I just love the decor at Camus’ restaurant. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4811 | No double dribbling. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4812 | I know something that’s easier. | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4813 | You need a better hobby! | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4814 | Thanks. I'd just convinced myself that the rest of the day was going to be worthwhile. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4815 | On which dating app did we meet again? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4816 | I know it feels like you're halfway up, but trust me—this is rock bottom. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4817 | That's how you roll? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4818 | Well, that's one way to get it up... | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4819 | ...and I thought I had set the bar high. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4820 | Now ... just up a foot. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4821 | then the size of the result is proportional to the effort, cheers. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4822 | Can you run back down and fetch me an olive? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4823 | No, I said "straight up!" | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4824 | Mondays, huh? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4825 | Welcome to the club, mister! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4826 | If you ever get tired of that, why not stop by for a drink? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4827 | My agent told me it’s supposed to be a metaphor. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4828 | Everyday is blursday...same guy same boulder... | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4829 | you know what? I think I really like the square one better. Can we see that one again? | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4830 | But will it be worth it when you finally get to the top? | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4831 | Just roll with it. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4832 | When you say you'll be the one to get all the way to the top, I believe you... but I mean it when I say, 'don't drop the ball.' | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4833 | Why don't you stop by for a martini on the way down? | 1.1587 | 0.06482 | 63 | 57 | 2 | 4 |
4834 | I feel like I see you around here a lot | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4835 | Now that's a melon ball. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4836 | You think it's going to be different tomorrow, babe? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4837 | Hey sailor, you got a light? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4838 | Are you the one who ordered Scotch on the rocks? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4839 | You want my advice? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4840 | Order me a highball. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4841 | I'll pay you to clean my chandelier instead | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4842 | Sisyphus?” “I don’t know. When he comes back I’ll ask him.“ | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4843 | I'll join you for a drink as soon as I've finished doing this. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4844 | If you hurry back, I’ll save the seat beside me for you! | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4845 | No thanks, I just want it straight-up. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4846 | I prefer vodka as a pick me up! | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4847 | Didn't I see you here around the same time last week? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4848 | Hey, haven't I seen you around here before--like, twice every day? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4849 | I’m havin ’ a ball, how about you? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4850 | On the rocks with a twist? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4851 | I see someone ordered the Highball again. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4852 | Welcome to “Top of the Rock”. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4853 | I heard you were a high roller. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4854 | Hey, all work and no play makes Sisyphus a dull boy. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4855 | Seems I'm destined to drink alone. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4856 | I'm working on my second. You? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4857 | Hey, Sis. Rock on, dude! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4858 | When you're done there , why don't we go back to my place? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4859 | Time has snowballed on you. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4860 | I have been waiting for you since 9:30, Mr. Camus. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4861 | Hi there, Sissyfuss, Ever heard of pulverization? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4862 | Should I wait at the bottom? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4863 | Do you have a disappointment? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4864 | Do you enjoy rock and roll? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4865 | Do you have time to refresh my drink? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4866 | I'd love to join you, but I'm on a roll. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4867 | Mine’s the Myth of Syphilis! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4868 | Hey, big fella, got a match? | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4869 | Don't forget to take out the trash. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4870 | Appreciate your picking up the check. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4871 | You took your time. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4872 | I'll have another on your way down. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4873 | I noticed you keep looking me up and down. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4874 | They should name a beer after you | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4875 | One must imagine you'd be happier over here. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4876 | What's your hurry big boy? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4877 | Dad, I know perfectly well that you worked hard for your whole life. | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4878 | I heard that everyone keeps coming back here for the rolls ... | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4879 | Ever been between a rock and a hard place? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4880 | Hello again. Need some help? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4881 | Wellllll that’s one way to relieve stress. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4882 | Has anyone ever told you that your name sounds a lot like an STD? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4883 | Again and again and a ....." | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4884 | Care to join me for a drink before you start in on heaven? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4885 | Well this is just absurd. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4886 | ``Come on, Sis, you said you'd join me the last time.'' | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4887 | You know your real name is Mom, right? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4888 | If you really work out every single day, I think the Equinox membership would be worth it. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4889 | Dear Sisyphus, you should look for a better excuse to meet me every day | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4890 | I could try to think of something clever to say... nope - just keep pushing. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4891 | Oh my, bartender and world champion snow ball fighter! | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4892 | C’mon don’t be a Sissy! | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4893 | This feels like groundhog’s day. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4894 | Yeah wine is as sisyphean, except that I enjoy it. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4895 | When Carrie met Sisyph | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4896 | Try being single after 50 | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4897 | You’re recovering from COVID-19 | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4898 | Too soon? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4899 | Contest # 720. Come here often? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4900 | Have a seat, you look like a guy who needs to get his rocks off | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4901 | You are 40,000 years late... | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4902 | Ya know, you could have just ordered a rock on Amazon? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4903 | Darling, remember to mow the lawn when you're done. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4904 | Things may get off to a rocky start, but I'm willing to wait here with my wine. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4905 | I thought you said you would rock MY world | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4906 | My therapist says self care looks different for different people. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4907 | I know you're rock hard and desperate but no mask, no nookie. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4908 | You know I’m all about the big-ballers... | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4909 | I’m so sorry, I forgot your name already. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4910 | Do you come here often, Sisyphus? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4911 | So you are the guy they assigned to solve the global warming. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4912 | Mind joining me when you’re done? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4913 | Did you forget your dinner jacket again? | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4914 | You can take that up to the glass ceiling. | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4915 | One more zoom call honey and I’ll be right there | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4916 | How’s your work-life balance? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4917 | Do you symbolize man's eternal struggle here often? | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4918 | To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4919 | No, mile marker eternity is a ways off. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4920 | Sit down, take a weight off | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4921 | Do you push that by here often? | 1.1587 | 0.05637 | 63 | 55 | 6 | 2 |
4922 | Boulder fondling on a first date - ballsy. | 1.1587 | 0.04641 | 63 | 53 | 10 | 0 |
4923 | i cant risk it, i come by here too often | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4924 | which way to jesus’ tomb? | 1.1587 | 0.06074 | 63 | 56 | 4 | 3 |
4925 | I asked an on the rocks as well. | 1.1587 | 0.05163 | 63 | 54 | 8 | 1 |
4926 | Could I have some bread when you get a chance? | 1.1571 | 0.04831 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
4927 | You are definitely not the guy I was expecting | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4928 | To each his own | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4929 | We have no available tables but you can sit on your rock. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4930 | Honey, can you hurry up and finish. I’m still waiting for our date night you promised. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
4931 | I've changed my mind. I'll have the salmon mousse instead. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4932 | Could you bring up a good Chardonnay next time? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4933 | Does this change anything for you S? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
4934 | Would it hurt to take a break? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4935 | Do you ALWAYS have a highball? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4936 | You must be exhausted because you've been rolling through my thoughts all day. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4937 | Want to stop a minute for a drink? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4938 | Can't you at least wear steel-toed sandals? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4939 | When does the new guy start, November? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4940 | Table for two please. He’ll have a Martini on the Rocks. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4941 | hey Sisyphus what time is it? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
4942 | Rock and roll ain't what it used to be | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4943 | I imagine you and the rock happier than us. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4944 | Sorry mr. but we ordered this for tomorrow. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4945 | I’ll take your order as soon as I’m done. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4946 | Can you also work from home? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4947 | She: "can I get a Scotch on the rocks, please." | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4948 | That’s not the kind of rock I was looking for when I joined this dating app. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4949 | On the rocks, you demanded. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4950 | One must imagine Sisyphus desperate | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
4951 | Going down? There are several ahead of you. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
4952 | Free and easy down the road I go. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4953 | Will you be taking back last year’s stone? | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4954 | Care to drop in for a drink? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
4955 | Ith there a Mythuth? | 1.1538 | 0.04855 | 78 | 68 | 8 | 2 |
4956 | If you can wait, we’ll have a table available shortly. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4957 | I'm looking for the spontaneous type. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
4958 | I’ve seen you around here being pushy before. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4959 | I hope your mistress was worth it. | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4960 | The Temptation of Sisyphus! | 1.1525 | 0.05304 | 59 | 51 | 7 | 1 |
4961 | Me? Condemned for eternity to watch TikToc. Evidently, you should never name your “annoying” tutu-wearing poodle stunt-dog “Zeus” | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4962 | I get you’re super busy, but lemme tell you ONE last thing my mother in-law said to me the other day | 1.1525 | 0.04721 | 59 | 50 | 9 | 0 |
4963 | If you think 'All Work & No Play' is sexy - think again! | 1.1515 | 0.05395 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
4964 | Order me a Chablis, darlin’ | 1.1507 | 0.04216 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 0 |
4965 | Up? Down? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4966 | Hey there handsome, what are you doing for the rest of your life? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4967 | Take a load off on your way back. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4968 | Do I wanna rock?” That’s the worse pick up line I’ve ever heard. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4969 | I'm your son's unachievable goal. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4970 | Late again, what's your excuse this time? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4971 | This would look great on Instagram | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4972 | No, I don't feel the need to tell everyone I work for Rolling Stone. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4973 | YOU WILL REALLY HAVE A BALL WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOP | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4974 | Every date it's the same old thing. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4975 | Hey, enough with the metaphors. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4976 | It's Happy Hour. Take a load off. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4977 | Great...all that, and now you want it neat. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4978 | Sisyphus you say? Sorry, not on this list. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4979 | You're single too? I know how you feel, it's been an eternity since I last dated someone. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4980 | Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away Will Smith | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4981 | I knew it! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4982 | Haven't I seen you around here before? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4983 | Oh my! just a couple of ice cubes would have done the trick! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4984 | Not exactly the balling I was looking for. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4985 | Listen, Sis, would you mind grabbing that cheese tray on your next round? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4986 | Can I get you something on the rocks? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4987 | Yes, Sisyphus... again. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4988 | Whatcha doin’? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4989 | Hey, handsome! —Shall I wait | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4990 | Have a seat and take a load off. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4991 | You’re the guy that gave me syphilisyphus. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4992 | Hey! Why don't you put that thing down and join me. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
4993 | When you're are done with that I would like more pretzels. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4994 | You've been here before, haven't you? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4995 | Thanks for looking, but now I'm sort of partial to 'neat.' | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4996 | Is my castle finished yet? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4997 | Let it go. Have a drink with me. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
4998 | still think you want to be a woman? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
4999 | Get your ears checked! I didn't call you a Sissy! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5000 | Hell is seeing other people. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5001 | Boo hoo. The corporate ladder was no picnic either. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5002 | Everyone has a different way of making it to the top. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5003 | No, they still don't have any bitters... | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5004 | Finally! I’ve been waiting here an eternity. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5005 | So it’s not just a myth, after all. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5006 | I told you not to use the Lord's name in vain, but no, you had to keep swearing and now I have to drink alone. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5007 | Chill Man, there is always another one awaiting you down below. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5008 | I'll have a Sisyphus Martini Straight Up | 1.1500 | 0.06210 | 60 | 54 | 3 | 3 |
5009 | Don’t sweat the small stuff and join me for a drink. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5010 | Remember, it's not the height, it's the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5011 | Hey sexy, just have a drink with me and you won’t care anymore | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5012 | I do believe that you are a distraction sent by my fate. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5013 | I'm sorry to say this isn't the right way. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5014 | Tired of having it on your shoulder? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5015 | I’m sorry sir, there is no early check in. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5016 | The last guy to try that stunt was Sisyphus and, so far, you've only got the first four letters going for you. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5017 | Do you come here often fella? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5018 | Come up and see me sometime | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5019 | You could just let go of the boulder and come buy me a drink. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5020 | Good to see you observing casual Friday, Sisyphus. Why don't you join us for a drink after you've finished your work. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5021 | It's always happy hour somewhere.” | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5022 | Hey, the ladies' needs TP. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5023 | Thank you for meeting me here. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5024 | I'm sorry for the extra work, but I like my Scotch on the rocks. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5025 | Ya know, I've been meaning to try that. I really need a new workout routine. I hear it takes forever, though! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5026 | Could you be a dear, and grab me another drink? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5027 | Have a drink and take a load off... | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5028 | This Gig Economy bites | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5029 | You must be Sisyphus from Bumble, right? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5030 | I said rocks, not boulder. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5031 | It's about time you got here. I was about to leave. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5032 | I’d love another glass of wine when you get a minute. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5033 | Well I don't know about Sisyphus, but I can give you a pretty good dose of... | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5034 | On the way back, catch me if you can PLEASE...! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5035 | I could use a napkin when you get a chance. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5036 | You're supposed to impress me with a pick-up line not pick up a boulder! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5037 | How long are we going to keep bumping into one another like this... | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5038 | Thanks, I wouldn’t mind a drink, but I’d better take it to go. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5039 | Hell too, huh? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5040 | I'm single in 2020. I feel you, dude. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5041 | I told you to call the moving company... | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5042 | Could I please get another martini...on the rocks? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5043 | Of all the gin joints... | 1.1500 | 0.06210 | 60 | 54 | 3 | 3 |
5044 | Took the chain off the ball it's date night | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5045 | Are the rolls hard? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5046 | I thought you said you wanted to see my rock !! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5047 | Same ol' , same ol'... and YOU? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5048 | Join me for a cocktail when it starts to roll back down." | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5049 | I don’t like your beard, but otherwise very good form. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5050 | Care for a Scotch on the rocks, honey? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5051 | Futile? Indeed. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5052 | I’m sorry, but I prefer my margaritas straight up. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5053 | Do I really need to ask? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5054 | Pointless is just a little further. Why not have a negroni instead? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5055 | Just keep going. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5056 | Tom: "I go bouldering a couple times a week!" | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5057 | Hey baby, catch me on the way down. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5058 | What a coincidence! I had syphilis, too! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5059 | That's not how I roll! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5060 | Hey big fella, want to get your rocks off? " | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5061 | Why don’t you take a load off big boy and buy me another drink? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5062 | Thanks, but I'm still waiting for my boyfriend. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5063 | Where the hell are you going with that? Joe Kernan, Warwick RI jkernan9@gmail.com | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5064 | When you're done,can you do mine as well? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5065 | So they didn't tell you it's made of Styrofoam? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5066 | Who’s kidding who? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5067 | You really should consider electrolysis | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5068 | A simple “Hello” would do it. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5069 | You know I’d say I’ve never met such a stubborn guy, but believe me, I have. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5070 | Saying it again, Harry..... I'll think about it. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5071 | you should try smiling more. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5072 | You must be the rock and roll band playing tonight | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5073 | You look saner and weaker on your profile. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5074 | Hey handsome...I see you are into rock n' roll. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5075 | Ooh! When do you get off your shift? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5076 | Hi big boy. I see you’re into “Rock and Roll” | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5077 | How about you drop that and buy me a drink | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5078 | Hi again, Sisyphus. Wow, you really do come here often. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5079 | Why not park that and join me? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5080 | What, you expected the restaurant business to be easy? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5081 | I'm not wearing a mask either. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5082 | Still haven’t got the hang of it, eh? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5083 | Okay, then, I'll catch you on the rebound. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5084 | You mean you'd rather push a rock uphill than talk to me? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5085 | Come here often?" "No, actually. This is my first time. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5086 | Sorry, Sisy, I still don't feel like coming. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5087 | Albert Camus writes that on the way down you'll experience happiness! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5088 | Only men are dumb enough to believe that myth! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5089 | What? I schlep all the way up here for a date and you couldn't have saved me a chair? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5090 | On your way back down ...I'll buy you a drink! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5091 | Ya know . . . there's an easier way. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5092 | I know I see you everyday but it never gets old. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5093 | I’d like to buy you a drink once you’re finished with work” | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5094 | Hey, join me for a drink after work? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5095 | Hey, at least my baggage is tangible. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5096 | Excuse me, but I believe you wanted your drink on the rocks? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5097 | à tout à l’heure ! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5098 | How about that, Susie was right, you're still at it! Does it get easier with time? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5099 | Your Tinder profile was accurate when it said you're "really into philosophy." | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5100 | Any after-hours plans? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5101 | Enough for today dear; tomorrow’s another day. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5102 | Sorry Sisyphus but Rock and Roll IS Here to Stay.. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5103 | I’ve been waiting here for an hour. Why didn’t you tell me you’d be working late at the office? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5104 | I may not be cheap, but I’m easier than that boulder. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5105 | Stop for a drink on your way down? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5106 | We gotta stop meeting like this. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5107 | My effort will come to nothing. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5108 | Can’t you get a smaller rock? I can’t wait forever. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5109 | Should I order something for when you come back? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5110 | Pardon me, do you have a minute? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5111 | Well, it’s because it’s here ...and you’re there! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5112 | I know you're very busy but next time through can you please bring some more pretzels? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5113 | You look great ....You work out? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5114 | You looked younger on Tinder but your description of your ball was spot on. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5115 | What the hell, Sis! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5116 | I'll be back! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5117 | Sisyphus! Fancy running into you here. | 1.1500 | 0.06210 | 60 | 54 | 3 | 3 |
5118 | Isn't life an uphill struggle! | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5119 | Looks like you are having a ball. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5120 | As I was saying... | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5121 | But why don't you invent the wheel? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5122 | Don't worry, I'll still be here when you come back down to start over. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5123 | Hey, big boy, what time you get off work | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5124 | Yes. I'm the final stage in your delusion about classic rock and roll. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5125 | You’re going to need a mask | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5126 | Ummm you’re one sissy I could make a fuss over. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5127 | Back in my day, we had to roll boulders uphill, both ways! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5128 | It's called Greco-tourism. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5129 | No, you can’t have my number. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5130 | Imagine the rock I could get you. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5131 | Even if you were the last man on earth pushing a rock uphill, I still wouldn't go out with you. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5132 | Martini break! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5133 | Enough already. Let it go and have a glass of wine. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5134 | I hope you don't think anyone is going to remember you | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5135 | Oh, it’s not you, it’s just that I thought it was a syphilis dating service. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5136 | Would you like to meet for happy hour? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5137 | Hey, fella, stop and smell the Rose'. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5138 | If you're trying to impress that cute brunette sommelier, her shift ended an hour ago. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5139 | Huh. A rock, that’s neat! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5140 | Next time by, could you bring me some more peanuts? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5141 | You’re the one who comes here often, Sisyphus. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5142 | Again with this, pal? Just order a Rolling Rock already. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5143 | Wow - you really are a rock star! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5144 | Your psychiatrist is still in a zoom meeting. Please hold for another 15 minutes. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5145 | Please sign in for your wellness check; and by the way, where is your mask? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5146 | Their definition of “giant rock” differed greatly. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5147 | You'd be prettier if you smiled | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5148 | I told you we should have done valet parking. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5149 | Oh I thought it was CC Fuss not Sisyphus | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5150 | You always say it’s your last time trying! The whole endeavor just seems cursed | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5151 | The life of Myron | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5152 | It's you who said; rock my world! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5153 | Silver fox, unattainable goals, loincloth... Wow I really am l ‘looking for my dad.’ | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5154 | That all equal opportunities movement is just an excuse to spoil the nice cocktail mood | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5155 | I think you’re taking the whole Paleo diet thing a little too far Dave | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5156 | This takes ‘manscaping’ to a whole new level. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5157 | Careful, when you’re returning! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5158 | Wanna see something cool? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5159 | Hi, welcome to life. Do you wish to continue? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5160 | No please; don’t get up. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5161 | I just LOVE a man who loves a challenge! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5162 | On your way back down can you get me another Mudslide? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5163 | Try wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder. | 1.1500 | 0.06210 | 60 | 54 | 3 | 3 |
5164 | Do you work here? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5165 | What are you? Some kind of Sisy? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5166 | ❤️ Loving you is like . . . | 1.1500 | 0.06210 | 60 | 54 | 3 | 3 |
5167 | When I started this Sipyphit Training Challenge the restaurant was a gym. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5168 | Is that you Donald John?? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5169 | Hi there is that a rock you're pushing or are you just glad to see me? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5170 | need some help with that? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5171 | Every Monday I tell myself "don't wait until Friday to get your 15,000,000 steps in", but here I am. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5172 | This solution to the decades of gender wage gaps never really got up and rolling. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5173 | Up or down, Miss? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5174 | You're incredible, but I must move on. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5175 | I find the dating scene so repetitive, don’t you? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5176 | Oh my, is it election time again already? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5177 | It’s how I roll | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5178 | I guess I’m not the only one on business | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5179 | So... what's your job? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5180 | Don’t worry, 2020 is my year! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5181 | Oh sorry, I didn't see you there? Beautiful day, isn't it? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5182 | - Why don't you put your rubber band ball away and join me for a glass of Cab? | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5183 | I'm sure you have a good excuse for being late anyway, you always have... | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5184 | Always look the bright side of life! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5185 | Oh come on, minimum wage isn’t that bad. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5186 | Yeah, my eternal punishment is to have skeezy guys hit on me forever. Wanna trade? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5187 | Between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5188 | Camus was right about you! Any tips to maintain this absurd work/life balance? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5189 | So it only took me 75 years to find myself between a rock and a hard place.... | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5190 | I just got to finish this one task and then I’ll be with you | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5191 | At least it's hump day. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5192 | Let it roll Harry, its finally 2020! | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5193 | Come to happy hour for once, Sisyphus. The boulder and the hill will still be there tomorrow. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5194 | ‘Have you registered your boulder with the Sisyphus council?’ ❤️ @newyorkercartoons | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5195 | Don't be a knob m8 | 1.1500 | 0.06649 | 60 | 55 | 1 | 4 |
5196 | Are you Tom from Bumble? It's nice to finally meet you in person! | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5197 | Why don't you just let go of it and come and have a drink? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5198 | 'happy' hour. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5199 | Since the boulder will inevitably fall again, do you mind checking if they have a bottle of white the next time you go down? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5200 | I’m ready for my check, when you have a minute. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5201 | This is my favourite place, I always come back | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5202 | It’s almost impossible to get a table here without a reservation, sir. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5203 | Don't be a sissy, don't fuss, do what you destined to do. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5204 | Me? Well, I’m into fitness, the outdoors, I’m pretty goal oriented, and I’ve got a real career path going. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5205 | excuse me sir, 6 ft social distance or wear masks people do it every day, how hard could it be | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5206 | I picked mountains over beaches on that dating app 🤩 | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5207 | So are you new to speed dating? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5208 | Maybe next time. I'm on a roll. | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5209 | We have to stop running into each other like this. | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5210 | Sorry I want a block of parmesan, not mozzarellas | 1.1500 | 0.05737 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 2 |
5211 | Want to get out of here? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5212 | Still stuck in the stone age" | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5213 | Are you on the Paleo diet? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5214 | I call it Rollcycle, it’s great exercise but you never seem to finish your set | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5215 | This date is so meta. | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5216 | All work and no play Sisyphus? | 1.1500 | 0.04649 | 60 | 51 | 9 | 0 |
5217 | Hmm, but can you hold the weight of this conversation though? | 1.1500 | 0.05221 | 60 | 52 | 7 | 1 |
5218 | Hi dad, thanks for taking care of my credit card bills. Gotta live my fab life. | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
5219 | I’m not sure why it hasn’t worked out for me in the past. I guess I haven’t met the right person yet. | 1.1493 | 0.05318 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
5220 | Come here often, Muscles? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5221 | Slight misunderstanding. Your profile said you were into Rock and Roll, not...oh never mind! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5222 | Don't worry, I'm here all week for the descension. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5223 | I was actually hoping to meet Mick Jagger | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
5224 | SHE Do you do this often? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5225 | Mine is up on top so I thought I'd take a break. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
5226 | Keep going idiot! | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
5227 | Papa was a rolling stone” bottoms up | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5228 | When you're done with that want to go back to my place? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5229 | Have a drink with me on the way down! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5230 | Care for a Moscow Mule? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5231 | No I don’t here often | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
5232 | The burden of dating. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
5233 | Whatever happens,it will give new meaning to togetherness. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
5234 | I meant ICE bartender | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5235 | My doctor pronounces it syphilis. But for some reason I trust you more. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5236 | Rock 'n' Roll! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5237 | Come here oft- Oh! Sorry, didn’t recognize you! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
5238 | Honey, I hate to tell you this, but the Rolling Stones already HAVE a frontman! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5239 | Happy hour just ended. You'll need to come back tomorrow. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5240 | While you're at it Cheech, roll me one. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5241 | Hi honey. Sisyphus came by about an hour ago for a glass of wine. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5242 | Hey there bad boy. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
5243 | I wouldn’t have ordered a whiskey on the rocks if I knew you had to go to all this trouble | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5244 | I've been waiting for ages, Frank | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5245 | Ha, I knew you'll be back | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5246 | - Cheers! To our essential workers. Excuse me, when you've finished there, I would like to move to a booth please. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5247 | No! It wasn't love. Just a little crush. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
5248 | So, Sis, what’s rockin? | 1.1471 | 0.05244 | 68 | 60 | 6 | 2 |
5249 | How about you leave work early, and join me for drinks? | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
5250 | There’s no rock on MY finger. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5251 | On the rocks please | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
5252 | Check-out time is 11:30, sir. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
5253 | Come back in your free time and I promise you a FUN time. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5254 | I'll finish my wine, then we can go. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5255 | Dad, what are you doing? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5256 | All work and no play makes Sy a dull boy. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
5257 | Tell me how's the weather at the top when you come back down | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5258 | Just a smile will melt away my troubles | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
5259 | Are you an employee or an independent contractor? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5260 | Stop by after work. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
5261 | The Good News. You are as timeless as Rock and Roll. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5262 | Yeah, I’ll be here for another 45 minutes or so. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5263 | If you’re going to the mountaintop, can you grab me another bottle while you’re up there? Thanks. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5264 | Oh thanks sir but I already got a jumbo olive for my martini. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5265 | Her: do you work here? Him: be right back... | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5266 | you think you have it bad? I haven't seen my waiter in hours! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5267 | I ordered a martini on the rocks.. not a rock on my martini. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
5268 | Put another dime in the jukebox baby... | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5269 | No matter what, all man are the same! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
5270 | I keep telling him he looks better with the moss | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
5271 | Are you covering for Sisyphus again? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5272 | If he got a little bolder, he'd ask the girl out. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5273 | Be more careful when you get to the top. Last time you nearly knocked over the peanuts. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5274 | Big deal. Try it while wearing heels. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5275 | Mine? I fix men enough to leave me. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5276 | I did put a nicely designed sign on my front lawn in support of your efforts. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5277 | Right, that's the last one Moses. Why don't you dress up and join me for a drink? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5278 | You’re Cis and you admit to it. Hard ball to roll. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5279 | That reminds me, do you serve Rolling Rock here? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5280 | Buy a girl a drink? | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
5281 | Same. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5282 | Three more and I won't tell your wife. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5283 | Come join me when your shift ends. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5284 | Almost there... I mean to the halfway point. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5285 | I guess I didn’t cheat death a third time. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5286 | I heard Rock'nRoll is a hard life! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5287 | It's great to see seniors take an interest in core-strengthening. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5288 | Do you know how absurd you look? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5289 | Still think I'm playing hard to get? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5290 | Got time for one on the rocks, big fella? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5291 | Hey there, what time do you get off work? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5292 | I think you misunderstood,"...loves to have a ball!" | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5293 | The powers that be felt some happy hour chatter might freshen up the penance. So how long have you been pushing that rock? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5294 | Can you bring me some fresh ice on your way back down? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5295 | You were very explicit. You said you needed an over shoulder boulder holder. That’s my actual job title. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5296 | Sorry sir, your carving just doesn't match the one we have on file. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5297 | I'd say you're on a roll. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5298 | Hey Sisyphus, when you are done with Zeus and this eternity boulder thing, join me for a cocktail! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5299 | You scratch my back....I'll scratch yours | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5300 | The answer is still NO! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5301 | I'll be right with you. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5302 | Can't beat the old time rock and roll... | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5303 | I can relate, dating Is exactly the same! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5304 | Before enlightenment, drink wine. After enlightenment, drink wine. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5305 | Your pick-up attempts are becoming a bit repetitive. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5306 | At least you don't verbally repeat yourself like everybody last night. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5307 | We have a lot in common. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5308 | Your next trip up, could you just bring an olive? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5309 | Blame Zeus lady | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5310 | What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5311 | Why do you have to be so literal? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5312 | The thing is, we wouldn't start from there | 1.1429 | 0.04444 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 0 |
5313 | So, Sisyphus, do you come here often? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5314 | Be careful at the top. The last guy who tried to plug the volcano got blown into orbit. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5315 | That's not going to work for your absentee ballot | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5316 | Is that a giant rock you are pushing up the hill only to have it roll all the way down again, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5317 | Too bad you can't tale a break, Luther. I'm all ready for you. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5318 | Her: I should've swiped left. Him: I should have wiped right. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5319 | Is that a neurotic obsessive boulder your pushin' or are you just happy to see me? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5320 | Can I buy you a drink...on the rocks? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5321 | At least you get to do it in peace. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5322 | Hey baby, wanna get syphilis from Sisyphus? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5323 | I understand that if I join you, I will start enjoying this! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5324 | Come back soon! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5325 | See how you like it. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5326 | On the rocks? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5327 | So far the odds greatly favor the Boulder. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5328 | Join me for a drink? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5329 | Single? No I am with the rock. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5330 | Isn't it a tad too windy, up here? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5331 | I understand. This house wine is getting old too! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5332 | Let me guess. Six foot diameter? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5333 | You're just showing off. Get a truck tire. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5334 | You're really sweet, Dear, but that's not what I meant by 'highball'. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5335 | I'm guessing your name begins with "S" | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5336 | Say, you look familiar. Haven't I seen you around here before? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5337 | sorry, i know the boulder represents the futility of existence, based on the work of albert camus in his ground breaking 1942 publication, “the myth of sisyphus” but this isn't what i ordered. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5338 | I said fate, not fake | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5339 | Trust me...it's no fun at the top. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5340 | Take a break and have a glass of wine with me. You already know the outcome | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5341 | I always liked boulder men. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5342 | Thanks, but I ordered mine neat. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5343 | I, too, like my drinks ‘on the rocks. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5344 | No shoes, no shirt, no cervix! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5345 | Hello there. They call me Sippin’sis. What about you? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5346 | Dude, I think you're taking the cross-fit and paleo diet thing a bit too far. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5347 | I'm not looking for a commitment - you? | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5348 | Are you Godot? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5349 | The year is 2024, the first Woman has been elected to be President of the United States of America. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5350 | I prefer cocktails on the rocks. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5351 | Hey Sisyphus! It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Time to rock and roll! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5352 | No, I said Gin Fizz, not Sisyphus. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5353 | Sisyphus... is that Italian? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5354 | Hold on I’m coming | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5355 | Don't stop. You'll gather moss! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5356 | I thought you said your boyfriend's name was Suess | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5357 | I know there’s a pandemic and all, but you should really get a haircut. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5358 | I told you not to order the Giant Meatball! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5359 | Up and down all day long and you still won’t stop for a drink? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5360 | You are half way up there! | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5361 | You're in luck. It's bottomless martinis tonight. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5362 | 'Hey sweet thing is that rock for me?" | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5363 | Sisyphus, you're back again! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5364 | Hang on, let me just get this boulder to stay permanently on top of this hill and then push Joe Biden to the left on policy and I’ll be right back to chat | 1.1429 | 0.06461 | 56 | 51 | 2 | 3 |
5365 | Are you playing hard to get? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5366 | Can you order me an appetizer? I'll be right back! | 1.1429 | 0.06461 | 56 | 51 | 2 | 3 |
5367 | I’ve only been here an hour but you look familiar. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5368 | It's nearly 8:15! Well, what's your excuse this time? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5369 | I thought I said heaven AND earth. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5370 | Hey there Sisyph. Wouldn't you rather be frustrated by me? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5371 | But on the dating site you described yourself as a king, Sisyphus. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5372 | Don't even consider stopping here. Their cocktails are so disappointing. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5373 | Punishments have double standards too? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5374 | Do it again. And yes, you really shouldn't have cheated on me when we were alive. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5375 | Sisyphus called in sick. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5376 | nice rock | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5377 | Hey, big boy, care to buy a girl a drink? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5378 | Maybe you've heard rock n roll but have you ever seen it? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5379 | You know, Sisyphus, where that rock will end up tomorrow, right? But you're still sticking with, "dating is meaningless" | 1.1429 | 0.06461 | 56 | 51 | 2 | 3 |
5380 | #youtoo | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5381 | You know you are not impressing anybody, right? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5382 | How's that rock-pushing thing working out for you? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5383 | I'm here for a good time. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5384 | I prefer modern jazz over old-time rock ‘n roll. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5385 | Your approach is getting bolder. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5386 | Looks like you need a drink | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5387 | Next time please stop by so we'll fill out the employee satisfaction survey. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5388 | Are you doing something tonight? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5389 | Do you really think this rock and roll thing will catch on | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5390 | Out for your daily walk? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5391 | See you on the way down, big boy. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5392 | Hey big boy, looks like you're ready to rock'n'roll. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5393 | Seems like I’m always seeing you here... | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5394 | Cheer up, buddy. Like Kafka said, there's hope in the absurd..! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5395 | Why all the fuss, Sis? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5396 | Let’s have a drink the next time you drop by. Mayer Mintz Boynto Beach, FL mmintzmd@comcast.net | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5397 | I like my drinks over the rocks. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5398 | How long is it going to take you to realize that this caveman routine don’t impress me much? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5399 | You look happy. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5400 | Why don't you stop for a quick drink with me? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5401 | Hey, Sys, what about another round? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5402 | What are you doing after work, Big Boy? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5403 | Hey, big boy, care to join me? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5404 | Yo, Sisyphus! The usual on your way down? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5405 | I ordered this on the rocks. . . You will be back with another, won't you? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5406 | Sorry we are going another direction With our remodel. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5407 | Just remember - the opposite of rock bottom is rock top. | 1.1429 | 0.05476 | 63 | 56 | 5 | 2 |
5408 | Welcome to Happy Hour | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5409 | time to let it go and have a drink | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5410 | I usually like things on the rocks. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5411 | You need to make another choice. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5412 | Like you have a snowballs chance in Hell. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5413 | There is no such thing as the student debt crisis! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5414 | Hey there, handsome. Why not take a break, have a drink, and let's talk about the meaning of life. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5415 | Sorry, Sisyphus, but I'm through catching it on its way back down." Sally Hoopl | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5416 | Don’t expect me to be here waiting for you when it all goes south again. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5417 | So, this makes you happy, eh? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5418 | Haven’t seen around here before | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5419 | Don't blaim me. You saw the sign...no shoes, no shirt, no service. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5420 | See you on the way down. Bottoms up! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5421 | At least you’re not speed dating. Are you? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5422 | Try finding a straight single guy willing to commit! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5423 | Put the rock aside and join me for a drink - or is that more difficult for you? | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
5424 | Sisyphus and sarsaparilla | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5425 | It's 5pm somewhere Sisyphus | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5426 | Sisyphus, keep on trying. You're bound to break your old record! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5427 | Uphill battle choices. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5428 | You must make a mean Highball | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5429 | Take it from me, the Paleo diet is overrated. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5430 | Hey, stop and take a load off. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5431 | You know, Jack, you’re a dull boy! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5432 | Althea realized that any hope of a life with Sisyphus was going to be an uphill battle. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5433 | I only have time for a quick drink. How 'bout you? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5434 | Could you use some help? | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5435 | Remember, when you're finished, I'm a pushover! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5436 | Will I see you again? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5437 | Democratic sisyphus railing against Republican sycophants. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5438 | When you have finish His "on the rocks" order ... can you get me some more peanuts? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5439 | What's your name, honey? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5440 | Come and have a drink when it rolls down again! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5441 | I asked for an olive, not a boulder. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5442 | Table for two, please. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5443 | One must imagine Sisyphus happier. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5444 | You can check that in the coatroom if you'd like, sir. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5445 | I like a man who knows how to rock & roll | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5446 | Would you like to use the restroom, sir? | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
5447 | There's your mistake. Should have ordered it neat. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5448 | Excuse me, sir. Could you point me to the ladies’ room? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5449 | Apologies, we are currently only taking credit cards for payment. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5450 | I'd settle for sushi. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5451 | Hey Sys, do you want yours on the rocks? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5452 | Sissy, long time... | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5453 | I just think dating in your 30s is hopeless | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5454 | let this one go Joe...we can catch the next rock back. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5455 | I'll be with you shortly, let me just finish it... | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5456 | Is that the olive I ordered? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5457 | think you have it bad, I was kicked out by Bacchus | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5458 | Your profile said you were paleo. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5459 | You've got problems? This is a bottomless martini. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5460 | Looks like a covid19 metaphor to me. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5461 | My Tinder profile said I was looking for a guy with a big rock? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5462 | Reynold, you’re quite tardy for our date. What on earth has kept you? | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5463 | Hell froze over. You can stop now, sweetheart. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5464 | You look like you’re having a ball! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5465 | I actually meant to sign up for the speed dating option, so this may not work for me. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5466 | No shirt, no shoes, no entrance. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5467 | Hey, just remember, be nice to people on your way up. You'll meet them on your way down ... again and again and again ... | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5468 | I guess your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5469 | I did it on line. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5470 | Now, that's what I'm talk'n about!! #YOUTOO | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5471 | I don’t like masks either. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
5472 | Hey Sisyphus - No matter how many times you ask, I will NOT go out on a date with you | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5473 | You looked younger and had less boulders on your profile. | 1.1429 | 0.04987 | 63 | 55 | 7 | 1 |
5474 | Sisyphus, don't you know what a rock'n'roll bar means? John Canning Sea Cliff, NY | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5475 | So, I hear you're really into rock-n-roll. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5476 | I wasn't expecting you to roll in here. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5477 | Not the rock that I was expecting. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5478 | Do you ever feel like you're in a rut? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5479 | I ordered it “straight up with one rock” and THIS is what they send me? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5480 | You could roll my clit like you roll that boulder. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5481 | One rock at a time? You’re not good at multitasking. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5482 | Hey handsome, when you gonna finish with that?? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5483 | Hey park it & join me!! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5484 | „Why don’t you just wait for the trickle-down effect?“ | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5485 | It’s busywork, but this is no time to appear idle | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5486 | Bartender, looks like re-opening has kept you busy. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5487 | I certainly appreciate the effort. For our 2nd date, we'll try the work-mom-underpay reality. Cheers. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5488 | It looked smaller from up there. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5489 | Hey, do you wanna rock and roll? . | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5490 | I came to hear some jazz but I guess rock and roll ain't so bad either | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5491 | Instead of rollin' rock, let's rock n roll. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5492 | Courting in 2020 | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5493 | Didn’t you hear? We’ve moved on to drinking through our troubles. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5494 | It's called self-care. You should try it. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5495 | Rolling rocks is so 1980s, Rip. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5496 | I’m here to keep your spirits up. Bottom’s up! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5497 | Can you grab me a water when you have a chance? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5498 | Do you have protection? I heard Sisyphus was on the rise here | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5499 | Hi Sir, do you roll your ball up this hill often? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5500 | Rest assured your health and wellness is our TOP priority! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5501 | they're doing the same thing | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5502 | I'd help you but I got my own hi-ball | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5503 | Oh look! A man with a job. I haven't seen that in months! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5504 | I imagine you're happy with our menu? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5505 | Keep ‘em coming. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5506 | Maybe it’s the cheap wine talking, but have we met before? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5507 | Don't forget to fill the form before you reach the hilltop. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5508 | You men are all the same. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5509 | Keep it moving, buddy. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5510 | Sir, do you have an appointment? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5511 | I could watch you work forever, baby. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5512 | Sorry, I don't have any cash. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5513 | if that’s your rock, can’t wait for your roll. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5514 | You can't keep holding on to an old rock, Mr. God. Let it fall. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5515 | Sisyphus! Didn't I just see you going up? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5516 | If you hadn’t set up my trust fund with fraudulent money we both wouldn’t be here. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5517 | For the last time, Waterford does not want 2020 on display. Please put the ball back in the vault. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5518 | I don’t mean to make a big Sísyphos about it, but it’s been an eternity, and I’ve yet to see a menu. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5519 | I know it’s been an hour, but it should only be another 10 to 15 minutes for a table sir | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5520 | Sorry babe! I’ve already met my crush. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5521 | All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5522 | You think that’s bad, every time I empty this glass, it magically refills itself. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5523 | here hold this😎 | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5524 | You're gonna rock my world | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5525 | Don't worry, I've been raising awareness | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5526 | That’s not what I meant when I said, I’d like it on the rocks,’ Sisyphus. | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5527 | I know what you mean, you are my fourth date this week. And I have to wear make up and heels! | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5528 | Want a sip of my cocktail? I call it Absurdist Punch. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5529 | Order the meatballs | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5530 | God the entertainment here is a bit dull. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5531 | No, it's bring your own BOOZE, not boulder | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5532 | Were you waiting long? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5533 | Sisyphus are you still on that? We talked about it, that is not the way to deal with your issues . | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5534 | Sisyphus, what time do you get off work? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5535 | You’d look prettier if you’d smile... | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5536 | We were just chatting and it snowballed from there. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5537 | same time as usual? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5538 | I'll have one White Man's Burden please. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5539 | Do you mind moving to another table? Can't you see I'm trying to roll a boulder uphill? | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5540 | If that thing comes anywhere near me on the way down you can add another to that list of lawsuits Donald | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5541 | I’ve been waiting for a man who isn’t afraid of a little uphill battle. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5542 | You’ll reach the top sooner if you dump the stone-aged baggage. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5543 | They’re still making you | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5544 | I’m sorry sir, but you’ll need to wait in the bar. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5545 | This economy is crazy man. I got a big rock. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5546 | Long time, no see | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5547 | Its Wine O'clock, one must imagine Sisyphus happy | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5548 | Not exactly what I meant by Old Fashioned, on the rocks... | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5549 | Hey Joe!....2024 already? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5550 | Me? My whole life is Rock and Roll | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5551 | Can you bring some more peanuts on your way back up? Thanks! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5552 | I don’t think this will work. My love language is really more “quality time” than “endless acts of service”. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5553 | I like a bar with regulars. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5554 | I guess I’m just worried you won’t have any time left to commit to me | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5555 | But you said if I ever propose it better be a big, no wait, a GIANT rock! You said that Monica! | 1.1429 | 0.05937 | 56 | 50 | 4 | 2 |
5556 | If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5557 | Sisyphus: "ugh, mood" | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5558 | And in the lead is Sisyphus, making his 432nd round up the mountain. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5559 | Put your little game away and come have a drink with me. | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5560 | Left a bit, no the other left! | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5561 | You ordered scotch on the rocks? | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5562 | The fool on the hill | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5563 | When your dating profile said “Rock&Roll Enthusiast” this isn’t what I envisioned | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5564 | Woa, not taking blind dates anymore, single people today do come with baggage! | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5565 | All day AND all night, huh? | 1.1429 | 0.04718 | 56 | 48 | 8 | 0 |
5566 | Sure, I'll go out with you. As soon as you get that rock to the top. | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5567 | You need to check that, you know | 1.1429 | 0.05363 | 56 | 49 | 6 | 1 |
5568 | Let me see it again as a mural at the top and then let it roll gently to the bottom so I can decide. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5569 | Buy me a drink? Scotch... on the rocks." | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5570 | The gym's closed | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5571 | Wow, you are almost old enough to be an original member of The Rolling Stones! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5572 | Your determination is impressive but I think it’s time to do a little grooming. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5573 | I'm pushing this rock for eternity, so yeah, I guess you could say I come here often. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5574 | I love classic rock and roll too! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5575 | Looking good Sis, those workouts are really paying off! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5576 | Excuse me, miss. What year is it? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5577 | Geez. I think that is enough yarn to make masks for every politician for the rest of this year. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5578 | Hey, you guys got any other entertainment in this joint" | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5579 | That's not really the kind of rock I meant.... | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5580 | I need to see your ID | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5581 | Do you mind bringing me some more nuts on your way down? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5582 | Drop by after work and buy me a High Ball. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5583 | I might not be here on your way down. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5584 | Covid: 2020 | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5585 | Sisyphus. Let's have a drink and talk about third quarter results and fourth quarter projections | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5586 | Thanks, but I just meant 'ice.' | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5587 | Bill, you shouldn't bring your work home. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5588 | Sisyphus, You've lost weight! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5589 | Manhattan on the rocks? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5590 | ´you like it on the rocks, I presume’ | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5591 | Hi handsome, is that a boulder or you're just happy to see me? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5592 | Its 5:00 somwhere. Care to join me for a drink? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5593 | An ice cube would have done. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5594 | Like I said in my profile, I’m looking for a long-term relationship. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5595 | hey ! are you my metaphorical date to remind me the pointlessness of it all ? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5596 | You and me, we’re a lot alike. Working hard and not much to show for it. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5597 | Looks like things have improved, Atlas. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5598 | It was better to have played dumb around Zeus. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5599 | huh, i guess a punishing slog capped by a short sense of release that’s quickly overtaken by a dizzying slump into regret and abjectness *is* an apt metaphor for sex today. but if you buy me a drink and listen to me maybe i’ll blow you? | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5600 | Great news—we’ve reopened for outdoor dining! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5601 | You're not going to pass me up, are you? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5602 | I'd love to help but you seem to be on a roll. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5603 | Thank you for asking; I’m having my Margarita straight-up! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5604 | I've seen you before. Are you a regular? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5605 | Got a minute in Eternity, Hon? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5606 | I said I wanted it neat. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5607 | That's how my dating life is going also | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5608 | You come by here a lot, don't you? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5609 | Please stop by whenever you're in the area; stay safe. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5610 | I'd help you with that—if I cared. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5611 | Hold it with one hand and I'll pass you a peanut. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5612 | How’s the roll? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5613 | I'd Help you with that, but this is my Glass Ceiling. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5614 | Nice to see you again! Drop by any time! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5615 | You can come over and roll my rock when you’re done with that one. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5616 | I'm just here to rub salt in your wounds. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5617 | In my rule book it’s still palming the ball. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5618 | One must consider Sisyphus thirsty. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5619 | Apparently, the martinis are worth all the trouble. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5620 | No need to go north, the icebergs are coming our way ! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5621 | Sisyphus? - I thought you were Bob Dylan. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5622 | Straight up and on the rocks, eh? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5623 | I'm still waiting for my order of nachos | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5624 | Did you bring the olives? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5625 | Are you done trying to impress me now? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5626 | Take a load off, stranger | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5627 | For heavens sake a couple of drinks will make it easier to push | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5628 | Nice save... what’s the plan now gramps? | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5629 | I said, "on the rocks". Plural. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5630 | 'To old to rock'nroll, too young to die, eh?' | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5631 | You got better legs than this wine. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5632 | Would you like fries with that? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5633 | I'd like an espresso on your way down. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5634 | Well hello Sisyphus, can I buy you a drink? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5635 | You're just like my ex - consumed by your work | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5636 | You should try it. Facing the absurd allows me to live life to its fullest. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5637 | Can I catch on the way down? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5638 | That's not what I meant when I said "Be bolder". | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5639 | Hey handsome. I like the way you roll. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5640 | In my world, men are the boulder. Know what I mean? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5641 | You see the darnest things after the third martini! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5642 | Ohhhh, stop wining! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5643 | The tale of Sisyphus is prescriptive, but not literal. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5644 | Stop and enjoy a highball here with me instead! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5645 | So...how long have you been on this job? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5646 | Hello. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5647 | Whisky on the rocks coming right up! | 1.1404 | 0.06352 | 57 | 52 | 2 | 3 |
5648 | Ah, you made it to the class reunion. Still a stoner I see. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5649 | Sisyphus. Table for two. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5650 | Now that’s what I want to see- a man who commits. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5651 | That was always the difference between you and I | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5652 | Zeus, now you're just being cruel | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5653 | Nice rock. Do you come here often? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5654 | Nice try, where's your mask? | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5655 | Rock and Roll forever, Sisyphos. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5656 | When your Tinder profile said you were Primal I thought you met the diet.” | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5657 | Another day, huh? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5658 | Oh, I’m sorry, I meant ’on the rocks’ | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5659 | So does this "lifestyle" have a dietary component too? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5660 | Come have a drink and take a load off your feet. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5661 | Finally! There's the world I was promised! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5662 | Say, when you finally get that rock up come back and let's have a party! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5663 | I have been waiting for someone who likes rock and roll | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5664 | That’s not what I meant by either “on the rocks” nor “straight up.” | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5665 | Hey, big boy - come here often? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5666 | Pay attention to The arrows. This is the down side. You’ll have to start over on the other side. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5667 | Are you familiar with the Urban Dictionary? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5668 | Consider me as option B | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5669 | What? That's supposed to impress me? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5670 | Gin and tonic if you're passing the bar. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5671 | Are you the stone roller that just fathered a baby at seventy three? | 1.1404 | 0.06352 | 57 | 52 | 2 | 3 |
5672 | When they say "the best cheese ball" they ain't kidding. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5673 | Shaken, not stirred, right? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5674 | No... I wasn’t calling you a sisy. | 1.1404 | 0.06352 | 57 | 52 | 2 | 3 |
5675 | Great work, Hugh! As long as you keep accepting caveman-era pay. Ha! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5676 | You don't have time for even one little drink? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5677 | Table for one? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5678 | Sysyphus, maybe next time you order a drink "neat"? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5679 | We thought you should have more reasons to be frustrated. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5680 | Join me? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5681 | Maybe you're just living a myth? | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5682 | Hey, I like that old time rock and roll... | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5683 | I'm a sure thing. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5684 | Who's laughing now? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5685 | We tried to flatten the curve, but it was too much of an uphill battle. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5686 | "Yeah, right. I'm wasting my days away sitting here drinking nectar." | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5687 | You'll find it's really empowering ,at least I did! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5688 | The dating scene is exasperating. You wouldn’t even understand. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5689 | Let's try it again, Sisyphus. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5690 | ‘You say burden, I say Bordeaux.’ | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5691 | I took early retirement. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5692 | On your next break, can you bring me another drink. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5693 | I feel your pain. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5694 | You really couldn't just pay the cover charge? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5695 | Zeus always goes easy on the socialites. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5696 | Okay, but I'm leaving the tip. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5697 | Are the rolls good here? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5698 | That's one hell of a pick up line! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5699 | that looks like a highball! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5700 | and just where is your mask! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5701 | Rolling Rock? No thanks, but I’ll have a white wine next time you come by. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5702 | Didn’t you see my profile photo on BigBoulders.com? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5703 | I'm guessing you like to rock and roll. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5704 | Impressive...now let go and play some rock ‘n roll. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5705 | Free at 7? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5706 | And on the 7th day... she created man | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5707 | The new ‘New York’ normal | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5708 | At least someone’s having a ball. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5709 | So how has your quarantine been?” “I rather push this boulder than entertain that conversation. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5710 | I imagine you’re quite happy at work? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5711 | Hi Sisyphus, my name is Gladys and I've been hired by Zeus who thought you were going a bit easy lately... Want a Martini? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5712 | You’d look a lot more handsome if you’d smile! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5713 | I bet you remember me now. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5714 | This boulder’s for you! | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5715 | I was in the 30-35 group when this thing started... | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5716 | So that's how you've been rolling! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5717 | So, you get paid sick leave? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5718 | On the rocks? No. Sorry... wine! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5719 | Shouldn’t you be in Session? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5720 | Somebody called about a leak? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5721 | Well, well, you’re on the ball. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5722 | Umm....I said on the rocks. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5723 | I’d like to add you to my LinkedIn network. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5724 | That’s quite a boulder approach. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5725 | Can’t wait till getting back to normal again. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5726 | In hindsight, we did decide to roll with it... | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5727 | Even Moses conceded that this tablet would be too hard to swallow | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5728 | So... how’s your ‘King Lear’ going? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5729 | So beautiful and humbling watching someone working | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5730 | I’m not going for muscle - I’m going for tone | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5731 | Oh good, you look just like your pictures! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5732 | Took some time but I told you I’d get you a rock. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5733 | Wait time is still 7,984,920,936,483 years, give or take. Feel free to roll your rock around and we'll page you on your buzzer when your table's ready. | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5734 | It turned out that it wasn't a job with THE Rolling Stones, it was a job rolling a stone. How did you end up here? | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5735 | See, I told you, being a woman is easy! | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5736 | Sure, online dating is tough, but you can’t give up! | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5737 | They used to be cube shaped. So, no,..I'm not gonna complain. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5738 | Talk about setting the bar higher as being a thing of the past... | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5739 | I’m telling you, this thing I made is going to really take off | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5740 | When you asked me to co-found a weightlifting start up, I honestly had something different in mind. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5741 | You’re still working? Just ask me how I finished the same job hours ago. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5742 | Trump's leadership...coming through. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5743 | Your in the way of that boulder's potential energy | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5744 | Nice to myth you. | 1.1404 | 0.05838 | 57 | 51 | 4 | 2 |
5745 | So this is how I die. | 1.1404 | 0.05274 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 1 |
5746 | So you're saying I shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks? | 1.1404 | 0.04642 | 57 | 49 | 8 | 0 |
5747 | No rush, I’ll take the check whenever you get a chance. NO RUSH. | 1.1385 | 0.04842 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
5748 | See you later! | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
5749 | And as you can see we have a new drive thru | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
5750 | That's ok, hon...I've got a few emails to do while you finish. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5751 | Pardon me, but what time is it? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5752 | Now that's my kind o' man - boulder than ever. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
5753 | Nice try on the Sisyphus thing but I'd be more impressed with a Bellini." | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5754 | Hey, handsome. What time do you get off? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5755 | Honestly . . . what have you got to lose? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5756 | is there room under that rock for two? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5757 | I thought you said, on the rocks. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5758 | In this instance, I think we can say that the carpet does indeed match the drapes. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5759 | Aww c'mon handsome have a drink on me. It's gonna take a while to roll that thing up to the top. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5760 | Hey, Big Boy! Wanna stop for a drinkie on the way down? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5761 | No, she left an hour ago. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5762 | Yes, I'm still attracted to men who are on their way up, but with you it's getting kind of old. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5763 | You just missed her again. She said to reschedule for the same time tomorrow. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5764 | All I can say is, pay your bar tab! | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5765 | She still thinks I'm trying to impress her after all these years...she'll never learn! | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
5766 | Engage your abdominal muscles! | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
5767 | I ordered my concessions ahead of time | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
5768 | So how is surgical residency going? | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
5769 | I like your style. | 1.1364 | 0.05239 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
5770 | 'Systems of oppression are self made, darling!' | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
5771 | Vodka on the rocks on your way down? | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
5772 | Hi, Handsome. Once you get that thing to the top, come back and spend some time with me. We could have some fun. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
5773 | Hey I've got different kind of Rolling Rock you might like a whole lot better on such a hot day. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
5774 | By rock, I meant RING. I want a RING on my finger! | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
5775 | New in town? A peanut for your thoughts. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
5776 | It's 2020! I've got a good feeling about this year! | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
5777 | Working hard or hardly workin, Carl? | 1.1333 | 0.05557 | 60 | 54 | 4 | 2 |
5778 | Hmmm. Now let's see how it looks over by the window. | 1.1333 | 0.04426 | 60 | 52 | 8 | 0 |
5779 | I didn't know the dinner came with rolls. | 1.1286 | 0.04030 | 70 | 61 | 9 | 0 |
5780 | I asked for a small boulder, not a large rock. I’d like to speak to your manager. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5781 | My girlfriend said I should give this date a myth. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5782 | Hey big boy. I'm Sassyphus. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5783 | When you said you wanted to see my balls, I didn't think you meant this. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5784 | Have you been hitting the gym? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5785 | You’re here all week? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5786 | Why, yes. I will have mine on the rocks. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5787 | What time do you get off work? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5788 | Come see me when you labor's done. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5789 | Camus : "One must imagine Sisyphus happy" God : "Hold my Chalice" | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5790 | I should've known not to dine and dash at Zeus's wine bar. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5791 | That reminds me... could you bring a few olives on your way back down? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5792 | At least your exercise in futility actually gives you some exercise. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5793 | Care to join me for a drink on the way back down? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5794 | Hey old man, what does a girl have to do to get a handsome man like you to buy her a drink? Hey, 'forgetaboutit', I'm a mirage. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5795 | You old rock 'n rollers never quit, do you? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5796 | The real reason the rock rolled down the mountain. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5797 | You wanted a drink on the rock? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5798 | Too bad you can't come over here and take a load off. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5799 | Take a break, pops, have a martini. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5800 | If you ever find a way of letting go, do feel free to join me. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5801 | Embrace the inevitable and join me for a drink. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5802 | Where have you been all my life? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5803 | My ex was a lot like you. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5804 | Sis, I think you need a break. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5805 | As far as an "Older Accomplished Male" goes? I guess "It Depends." | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5806 | You’re Trying too Hard | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5807 | Turn left at the pearly gates His office is the thrid on the right right next to his son. The holy spirit is directly across the hall | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5808 | I'm ready - why aren't you? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5809 | Hey old man. If you're not too busy, would you like to buy a gal a drink? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5810 | Do I get a quick tattoo for passing this checkpoint? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5811 | Stick around. He identifies. He's going to try to pronounce you. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5812 | Paleo conservative is so hot rn | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5813 | Keep your eye on the ball, sweetie. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5814 | Your Highness, you simply can't cheat death and you are going to be pushing that rock for a very long time so take a break and join me for a cocktail. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5815 | I just thank goodness that MY job allows me to to work remotely! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5816 | You're kidding, right? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5817 | Zeus wants to know how clever you feel now. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5818 | I'm not into Sissies. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5819 | Would you like your drink on the rocks? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5820 | You're really gonna try that again, huh? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5821 | Dude! Don't bother! You'll never make a name for yourself this way - it's all been done before! Sisyphean, ya know? Rock-and-roll is passe; the Rolling Stones have been around for over 50 years | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5822 | The discovery of Rock & Roll | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5823 | Make sure it doesn't hit me when it comes back down. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5824 | Hey, weren’t you here last night? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5825 | Honestly, I’m waiting for my friend. Diogenes. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5826 | Hello, sir. Would you care to check your rock? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5827 | Yes, mine is on the rocks | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5828 | Honey, I love the effort, but when I said "I want a big rock," that's not what I meant. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5829 | Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a Double-rock Zombie! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5830 | I think you'll find I'm relatively easy. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5831 | Join me for a drink when you finish. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5832 | The gondola is still operating on this side of the mountain.But that is some crazy weight bearing workout | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5833 | Sisyphus, Zeus sent me - just to count. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5834 | I know you've been through here many times, Sysyphus, but the new law now requires you to show ID. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5835 | Another drink? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5836 | I also like mine on the rocks. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5837 | Well don't just sit there! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5838 | Will you be checking out today? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5839 | Please take a seat, Zeus will be with you in a moment. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5840 | These Olympic games get harder every year. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5841 | Contrary to what I was told, I can see now that you aren't Keith Richards. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5842 | Sisyphus, come back tomorrow; I’m still in quarantine.” | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5843 | Thank you, but I prefer my drink straight up, not on the rocks. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5844 | I can relate. Getting a decent daiquiri here is a constant struggle. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5845 | I used to do that. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5846 | Okay, I get it. Life's an uphill struggle. Now how about a drink? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5847 | Could I get you a drink on the rocks? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5848 | Do you care for a drink while I take a bio-break? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5849 | Remember 2016. Cubs, I mean – remember the Cubs. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5850 | It's happy hour. The usual for you? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5851 | So, pass by often? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5852 | Sure, you’re up now, but mostly I see you as a downer. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5853 | I like bad boys. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5854 | Sisyphus, huh? Do you come here often? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5855 | This relationship is very rocky! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5856 | yea; another Dingle Gin and tonic | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5857 | You are so lucky: you get to enjoy this view every day. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5858 | Let me guess. Straight up, no rocks? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5859 | Well, I'd say this martini is mythical, too. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5860 | A rain check, then. Coming back anytime soon? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5861 | Could I ask a favor? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5862 | Trade you that rock for these shoes. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5863 | You push that boulder up the hill, I go out for a night on the town hoping no creepy guys say anything gross to me. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5864 | Why don’t you simply order a Rolling Rock? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5865 | When the radio ad said "bolder men work here", I anticipated something else. " | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5866 | Sit and talk awhile? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5867 | Big, white boulders to the right, please | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5868 | Howdy, stranger. Come here often? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5869 | I used to like high balls, now I enjoy martinis. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5870 | I don't mind waiting...it's a bottomless drink | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5871 | You think that's tough, try getting down in heels. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5872 | Text me when you’re done, I’ll be here waiting. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5873 | 'There's got to be a better way of getting your rocks off." | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5874 | Take a load off, Big Boy. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5875 | Hey, what's up? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5876 | Do you like going down? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5877 | You look like a man on your way to the top! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5878 | If you didn't want to come you could just say so.". | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5879 | Who has the biggest balls now! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5880 | Hey Old Man, let's not forget there are better things in life to push. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5881 | This wine is absurdly good. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5882 | Great news! Zeus has just approved outdoor dining. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5883 | See you when you finish work. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5884 | Don't worry, I got this one. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5885 | When you get done rolling that to the top why don't you come have a drink with me?" | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5886 | Read a book. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5887 | Okay, I'm impressed already. Care to join me? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5888 | It takes forever to get a top up around here | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5889 | What did you say your name was? Syphilis? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5890 | That is a lot easier then pushing me around | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5891 | It is an acting boulder now, it wasn't approved by the Hill. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5892 | Hey judges, watch for an entry ‘How does it feel’?’ By a guy named Tim. Game over. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5893 | When you're finished with that rock, c'mon down and let's roll. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5894 | Hey, that's not for sissies. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5895 | Join me in a martini? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5896 | Can you wait until I park this? I'd be sad to miss a chance to catch up. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5897 | You take social distancing to a whole new level. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5898 | Do you push a boulder up that hill often? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5899 | Is that the coronavirus, Uncle Sigh? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5900 | Yeah, I come here often | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5901 | I am sure your tired, but beats the alternative. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5902 | This is no way to win a girl | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5903 | Buy me a | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5904 | I'm REALLY tired! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5905 | I like your method but "Old Man and the Boulder" just doesn't have a good vibe, maybe try hauling in a big fish instead. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5906 | For the record, you can call me Miss Lonely. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5907 | I told you not to piss off Ronan Farrow | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5908 | I think being doomed to failure is so romantic | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5909 | Want your drink on the rock? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5910 | Okay, Sisyphus, you've paid your dues. Now it's time to let go, freshen up, and celebrate 10,000 years of toil. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5911 | Wanna join me for a drink when you're done? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5912 | Oh, you're on the paleo diet. I never would've guessed... | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5913 | My, what a big, hard ball you have! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5914 | You ordered the Highball? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5915 | The CDC released new guidelines this morning on how to socially distance. | 1.1273 | 0.06385 | 55 | 51 | 1 | 3 |
5916 | That's a fake, isn't it? I know that's a fake. My kid had one just like it, in fact I think that's it. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5917 | So, I hear you know Zeus | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5918 | I know you promised me a sparkling rock for our engagement, but will it fit on my finger? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5919 | Hey Highroller, howzabout having a highball with me? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5920 | My family is well endowed. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5921 | I know I've got this won! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5922 | You'll have better odds with me, young fella. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5923 | We're testing sites for a new Hard Rock Café. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5924 | Is this ice cube big enough? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5925 | Here's to kindred spirits! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5926 | I'll bet you can see forever, once you reach the top. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5927 | Will you just put that down and come to dinner already? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5928 | When I said a rock, I meant a diamond. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5929 | If your'e looking for a crane .... it's just up ahead. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5930 | I’m not desperate. I seriously come here all the time like anyone else. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5931 | This isn't what I had in mind when you said you were going to rock my world. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5932 | Looks like you really know how to get the ball rolling! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5933 | You tired? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5934 | His teetime is 9:38... you know that Dalai Lama is a big hitter right?... | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5935 | Nice catch. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5936 | HI!When you’re finished, stop by and have a drinki | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5937 | I bet you’re from Boulder, Colorado. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5938 | Do you have any plans for later? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5939 | Just yell out your number as you run down. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5940 | Hey handsome. Come around here often? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5941 | You must have big balls coming over here to talk to me. No just one. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5942 | Just in time for happy hour! How about a nice scotch on the rock? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5943 | Brooke, it's the biggest one I could find." "Baby, that's so sweet, but how is that gonna fit on my finger?" "Well, you said you'd love to see me get it up." "Wasn't talking about that...just come inside me, I mean come over here when you're done | 1.1273 | 0.06385 | 55 | 51 | 1 | 3 |
5944 | New management. You're gonna need a tie and jacket to get in. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5945 | You set the bar really high! | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5946 | Ma'am, Do you mind if I leave my rock here and pick it up next week?? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5947 | May I see a photo ID? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5948 | I’ll have another, on the rocks. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5949 | Hey Doll—Stop by for a drink on the way down ! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5950 | Well what does it look like I do for a living? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5951 | Lucky for you we are open 24/7 | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5952 | Kind of a reverse Mt. Rushmore, 'ey King Sysyphus? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5953 | I think I'll call it Happy Hour. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5954 | Your version of Rock n Roll is absolutely smashing. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5955 | Can I buy you a drink for when you’re on your way down? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5956 | Want to stop for a drink? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5957 | And you thought you were ordering a beer. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5958 | I wanted it on the rocks. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5959 | There are valets who take care of that. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5960 | Sorry, I’m not into rock and roll. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5961 | May I order you a Singapore sling? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5962 | Hey, after you get that up there, come on down, and have a drink with me. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5963 | Hey Sisyphus, why don't you join me on your next trip up? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5964 | Hey, handsome. What's new? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5965 | So that's why they call you Sysyphus. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5966 | Okay Sisyphus, I’ll wait another five minutes then I’m leaving ! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5967 | I gave up Rolling Stones years ago. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5968 | Heading to Survivor? How Not to Be a Millionaire? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5969 | As soon as I get this rock down the hill, I will come back up and join you. Kim M. Kapin, Prescott, Arizona | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5970 | Wow, Ben! I'm impressed with your commitment to getting in shape while we're quarantined. Just three more reps and you've earned a drink and some peanuts! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5971 | Haven’t I seen to you here before? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5972 | You must live close by. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5973 | Your profile did say, “Likes to rock”... | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5974 | Can I get you anything else? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5975 | I love Rock & Roll! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5976 | Will you be wanting a straw? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5977 | Oh yeah, I’ll hold your giant boulder for a minute...move along loincloth guy | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5978 | Have I seen you somewhere before? Your face looks familiar. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5979 | You say we're the same, but you wouldn't trade places. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5980 | Well, my profile did say that I have a high-profile and demanding full time job. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5981 | You're Sisyphus, right ? I recognize you from Zeus's Facebook page. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5982 | Well, hello. I’ve never seen you roll through here before. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5983 | Still don't want a coach? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5984 | When I said I was thirsty, I meant for water. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5985 | why don’t you just let him by you a drink? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
5986 | Hey handsome, got a match? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5987 | CONGRATULATIONS ! YOU ARE THE 3RD CONTESTANT TO ARRIVE AND YOU WILL GO ON TO THE NEXT CHALLENGE | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5988 | Can we get some more peanuts here? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5989 | Boy does your life have it's ups and downs | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5990 | IT'S EASIER TO PUSH IT DOWNHILL | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5991 | Should I save your table? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5992 | Say, you wouldn't be alone, would you? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5993 | Aren't you the one who coined the term "Rock-n-Roll?" | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5994 | Something about you reminds me of my friend Zeno | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5995 | Put down the rock and the ouzo is yours. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5996 | You need a mask beyond this point. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5997 | If you think it's rough pushing that boulder, try being a woman who works in television for twenty years only to finally get their own prime time talk show and still have to host it on the side of a mountain. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
5998 | It takes some real stones to try and pick me up like this. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
5999 | Sisyphus on the rocks | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6000 | I keep mine on my finger | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6001 | Come see me when you are done! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6002 | Hey Sisth . When you get it to the top this time, roll it on over and have a cold one with me!! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6003 | Hey, I might be a little tipsy, but has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Sisyphus? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6004 | Wine and cheese are served in the West Wing from 6:00 to 7:00. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6005 | When you get to the top, text me! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6006 | Welcome to Energy Cafe. A table will be waiting for you as soon as you bring the boulder to a standstill. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6007 | Darling, I said I wanted a highball, not a high ball. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6008 | I'll have another on your way up next time | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6009 | I'm into CrossFit too! | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6010 | Yes, thanks. I'll have my next one on the rocks | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6011 | Hey Sisyphus, didn't I just see you five minutes ago? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6012 | Do you come here much? Cathleen Mahon Northport, NY 11768 631-754-7833 | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6013 | You don’t look anything like your profile pic. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6014 | ... because it's a great place to meet high rollers. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6015 | I'd help you, but I don't want to ruin my heels. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6016 | They said they'd hold our table for us. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6017 | At least you’re not a sissy, Pussycat.... | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6018 | Good to see you again Mr. Sisyphus! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6019 | Won't waste your time here. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6020 | I know I said I wanted a big rock... | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6021 | NO!, I said I wanted to hear "rock and roll"!, not a rock rolling! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6022 | You think you’ve got it bad. Try being stuck with the house red every day. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6023 | If you develop an itch- I would just let it go! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6024 | You make a great first impression every time. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6025 | Hey, Sissy Fuss, did'cha ever hear of lettin' things slide? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6026 | You haven’t seen Tantalus around, have you? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6027 | One must imagine Sisyphus happily avoiding cocktail banter | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6028 | I will lend a hand if you cannot get it by the billionth time. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6029 | Classic OCD. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6030 | Age never matters to me, Mr. High Roller. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6031 | I think you misunderstood me when I asked you to be a little “bolder” on our dates | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6032 | Another night where he says he's too tired. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6033 | A text would have been sufficient | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6034 | Actually, can I change that highball to a mudslide? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6035 | You darling know how to rock a beard. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6036 | Not quite what I imagined when you texted: I roll with it. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6037 | #I actually like crushed ice in my drink. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6038 | You’re doing great sweetie! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6039 | You’re kinda late but pull up a chair | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6040 | I am sorry sir but you and your rock friend require masks. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6041 | You could have just taken the elevator | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6042 | behold, the Myth of Syphilis | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6043 | „Fancy another rejection?“ | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6044 | What’s new Sisyphus? Not much. Just saw Trump with a larger boulder on his way up | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6045 | As I always say, go boulder or go home! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6046 | Sir, you’ll need to put a mask on before going any further. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6047 | So, I guess we’re getting off to a rocky start... | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6048 | Her to him, ‘Come here often?’ | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6049 | So are you here for social distance too? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6050 | Take a break, it’s pretty rocky | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6051 | Dinner and a show”, time traveler edition | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6052 | The girl " I love rock and roll too " | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6053 | I see you still haven't read the Kopfer book I lent you. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6054 | Hey fella, how ‘bout a Sisyphus Spritz on the rocks? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6055 | You tinder profile said you were serious about commitment and promised “a rock”... but this is something else. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6056 | Black tie optional is just a suggestion | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6057 | So it's a rock band tonight? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6058 | You can leave it there, thank you! | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6059 | Oh, that’s not the rock I want on my finger... | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6060 | 'Brian wasn't sold on this equality thing' | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6061 | I must imagine you happy to be living this rock and roller life! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6062 | Come for happyhour with me when you are done carrying the weight of the world, dear | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6063 | Hey dude your face mask really rocks | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6064 | The greek mith of Sisyphos is finally explained. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6065 | After an hour of torment, he got up the ball to talk to her | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6066 | Sorry buddy, I'm not into rock n roll | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6067 | Rock over heels? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6068 | Okay Brent, this is getting old can you just go back to watching football on TV 24/7 or something | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6069 | Thank goodness we let that $600 a week expire. Nice to see the lazy poor are back at work. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6070 | And how are you enjoying housework? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6071 | more like sissy phus | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6072 | Take it easy Sisyphus, we’re in quarantine | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6073 | Her to him: “So, you come here often?” | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6074 | Invention Convention is in the other direction buddy. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6075 | Let me park this again, I’ll be right with you! | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6076 | It's all about the spirits | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6077 | Don't rollback | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6078 | One must imagine Sisyphus drunk | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6079 | Scotch, one rock. Coming right up. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6080 | They just get boulder by the day | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6081 | So now a common man is uplifting the state's responsibilities | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6082 | Don’t worry, I’ll just be right here when you’re done. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6083 | Looking for a new Persephone, hun? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6084 | I think it's about time we went exclusive. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6085 | You’re late for our date | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6086 | You don’t look anything like the Greek myth in your profile | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6087 | Hey, why not pause for a martini break ? | 1.1273 | 0.06385 | 55 | 51 | 1 | 3 |
6088 | Slow your roll, mister. I'm waiting for someone. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6089 | Remember when you said climbing in my career only depended on me working hard for it? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6090 | Women Rock! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6091 | I’m so busy these days so they brought the mountain to me | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6092 | Sisyphusian struggle is for the birds | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6093 | We/I could roll like this all day. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6094 | Just drinkin' and watchin' men carry the weight of their toxic masculinity. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6095 | 'Nice to see you back sir...again!' | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6096 | You are only half the way to the top.. Why don't you take a break and join me for a glass of wine..? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6097 | December 31, 2019: I should warn you, 2020 is just ahead | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6098 | Peloton is ok, but nothing beats the mountains. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6099 | Still August | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6100 | Welcome to the 21st Century | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6101 | Sam Malone?! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6102 | Took you long enough | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6103 | Oh yes 2020 is so great isn’t it. Keep them coming we haven’t had avalanche season yet just pile them at the top for now, thankyou so much! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6104 | Now we can get married! | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6105 | Things are starting to look up | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6106 | Well that’s one way to get your rocks off. You might want to try the happy hour method though. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6107 | Keep rockin' that beard, daddy! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6108 | Bet you take yours on the rocks. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6109 | You look so different than your match.com profile. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6110 | At least, we have phases. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6111 | I told you there is no glass ceiling here, dear, you just need to work harder | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6112 | Carrying the burden of the privileged is a rocky endeavor | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6113 | Hey, Sis, mind grabbing me some ice on your way back down? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6114 | we've all got our burdens to bear, buddy | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6115 | How come HE has a bigger rock? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6116 | I was tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6117 | Sally used to be a nice girl, till she got her Psychology degree! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6118 | Oh Sisyphus, I'm all yours when you get that big ball to the top! | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6119 | Ugh, This bar has nothing but cavemen | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6120 | I thought we were all in this together? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6121 | Actually, could I get my drink neat? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6122 | With a little more hard work, you’ll get a better job. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6123 | Yes, you gotta start over once you finish a bottle. But I don't call it a punishment - just free refills. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6124 | Wow~ you are a lot more bolder than I thought you were. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6125 | 🙄🙄 You didn't tell me you do CrossFit. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6126 | Dear Sir, as you move from 2020 BC to 2020 AD, please rename your rock from Familial responsibilities to Tech-induced anxiety. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
6127 | Oh. I thought they said you had a lot of baggage too... | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6128 | Oh don’t worry about me, I’m just literally getting in touch with the weight on my shoulders | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6129 | What is it with men and Rolling Rock at the bar? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6130 | Thank you. It looks delicious. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
6131 | Since you asked, I am having a ball! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6132 | They are really reinventing the "on the rocks" concept round here. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6133 | You did it. You’ve performed enough to be woke. Now drop the boulder and have a drink. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6134 | would you like that on the rocks? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6135 | your pain is just a myth to me | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
6136 | You don't look anything like your picture. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6137 | That reminds me, can you make the next one on the rocks? | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
6138 | Hey, Big Fella! Take a break. The stone will still be waiting at the foot of the hill. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6139 | Is it whine or wine, Sisyphus? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6140 | Just remember, I'm only a stone's throw away if you want me. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6141 | After this next drink you’re starting to look good to me. Repeat. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6142 | Let it go ... They're all closed down at the top due to the virus | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6143 | There's a cold quart of beer waiting at the top. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6144 | So, when are you off? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6145 | Can I buy you a drink? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6146 | (shudders) - "Is that, on the rocks?" | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6147 | Don’t be a stranger! | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
6148 | Ugh, no my dating profile said I like rock & roll MUSIC! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6149 | Um, thanks, but I asked for shaved ice. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
6150 | I just watched Tomi Lehren's video. Is this all you have "going on?" | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6151 | If you stopped to enjoy the wine, you wouldn't whine so much. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6152 | And you thought compassion, caring and decency was easy.... | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6153 | How long will you be staying? | 1.1250 | 0.04167 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
6154 | Hey! Wanna buy me 'nother drink?! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6155 | Actually...would you mind placing it on the "other side" of the village... I have plans... | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6156 | That's just like when I try to find a new television show to binge watch. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6157 | Would you like a refresher? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6158 | I meant for you to 'hurry-up', not 'start over'.... | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6159 | Progress is an Uphill Struggle | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6160 | You are close, it’s the next mountain. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6161 | I get it... I was in politics for a while myself... | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6162 | I’ll be right back with more bar snacks ma’am, sorry for the delay | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6163 | Can I get you a Sisyphus on the rocks? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6164 | Let’s do this again, what are your plans tomorrow? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6165 | Every time I see you, I have to tell you again and again... I ordered my drink on the rocks not on the rock. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6166 | What's the sisy-fuss? Come have a drink | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
6167 | I think he meant the beer. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6168 | I wanted to ask an expert if natural wine works with my paleo diet. Any thoughts | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6169 | I'm guessing Happy Hour isn't your kind of thing. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6170 | Tell the boss that I have not lost all my marbles | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6171 | I just got over my sisyphilis. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6172 | See you later honey. I have an exercise in futility right now. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6173 | So that last 7-month relationship was all that work for nothing. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6174 | Whiskey, on the rocks, literally. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6175 | Welcome to 2020. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6176 | Have you considered cashing in some stock options instead? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6177 | „Finally, the underworld is getting more classy.“ | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6178 | I meant a diamond, Sisy | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6179 | Welcome to The Big Foot. Gentleman down the slope bought you a round. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6180 | Dating during the Covid-19 era | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6181 | Sisyphus trades a physical boulder for a metaphorical one | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6182 | - Can we already get into a understanding | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6183 | Sorry, my feet swell when I drink | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6184 | I’ll have the same. Be right back... | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
6185 | I can’t believe this is what the city looks like now. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6186 | Today's the day. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
6187 | Hospitality in 2020 | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
6188 | You have a better chance with the rock. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6189 | I'll have a cosmo when you come around again | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
6190 | Anything good on the menu besides an eternity of punishment? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6191 | Men are so much bolder once the conversation gets rolling." | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6192 | Yeah, this is how I create snowstorms, but please keep this to yourself!“ | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
6193 | Come here much? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6194 | You’re a little late with the ice... | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
6195 | How about you only make it halfway up, this time? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6196 | I'd help, but it's not how I roll. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6197 | Why am I always meeting you here? Last time that thing almost killed me. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
6198 | I'll wait here until the cave is clean. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6199 | We’re booked , try again tomorrow. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
6200 | Have you seen Palm Springs? Really nails the whole groundhog's day thing. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
6201 | Sorry, but my ball hasn't dropped. I'll have a drink with you when it comes back down. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
6202 | Hurry, Sisyphus. Happy Hour has already started. | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 2 | 2 |
6203 | Sisyphus, please tell me the meaning of life | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
6204 | Please. I have teenagers. | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 54 | 5 | 1 |
6205 | How long have you been dating online? | 1.1167 | 0.04808 | 60 | 53 | 5 | 1 |
6206 | Irving and Emma's economy plan: he worked overtime, and she let other men buy her drinks. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6207 | Before it happened, we'd get 16 people around each of them. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6208 | You seem really down to earth. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6209 | I knew you would be back! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6210 | I'm here for my 11:00 a.m. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6211 | I think we should try dating each other again. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6212 | Take a break; it's happy hour " | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6213 | Thanks, but I didn't order mine on the rocks. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6214 | You know, you've got a real Leland Sklar look going there. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6215 | He's not in. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6216 | Keep trying, buddy. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6217 | I don't need a rock. Just buy me a drink. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6218 | The Rolling Stones are a band, sir. Please take your rock and leave. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6219 | Cheer up ... at least you don’t have to send it to college. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6220 | I was saying, I prefer a bolder wine. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6221 | Look, the emotional outcome may be the same, but at least dating has some perks. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6222 | Can I buy you a Rolling Rock? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6223 | You think I have it bad-what about those scientists trying to get rid of COVID-19? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6224 | Don't talk to me about futility. I've been tweeting my ass off about shoes and purses for 3 years, and the most I've gotten is 120 likes. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6225 | Oooo Hercules! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6226 | The Furies sent me, big boy. I've got my whip right here. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6227 | It's like raising kids, but when we did it, is wasn't a myth. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6228 | I told Siri Syphillis not Sisyphius | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6229 | Him/Her: "This is taking forever..." | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6230 | Hey, Sisyphus, why don't you catch me on your way down. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6231 | If you don’t stop and have a drink with me now, I’ll be stoned the next time I see you. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6232 | I would help, but it looks heavy! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6233 | Finally,some " Rock and Roll"! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6234 | I think we have different definitions of a highball. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6235 | Hey, sugar, you have a better chance with me than you have with that rock. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6236 | Thanks but I have enough ice. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6237 | It’s at least six feet. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6238 | Hey handsome. Got time for a drink-i-poo? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6239 | Join me for drink, I’m buying? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6240 | Say, Albert, got time for a cocktail? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6241 | And this is why I gave up wearing heels. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6242 | You are wasting your time Dr. Fauci: I am not giving up my freedom to party for the sake of humankind. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6243 | I can tell that is Styrofoam by the way it squeaks. You ain't impressing me you Neanderthal. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6244 | At last, I’ve found a man who won’t give up on me! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6245 | It's only rock and roll but I like it. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6246 | Hi, handsome. That's not the kind of roll I had in mind. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6247 | I thought the job application said “Rolling Stone No Mas” but it was a typo | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6248 | My friend said you were a rock star, but I had no idea. . . . | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6249 | I can offer you a pretzel on the way up and a martini on the way down. Or would the reverse be better? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6250 | Straight up or on the rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6251 | Let me know when you'd like a break. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6252 | You can stop now - Zeus has been dead for 2000 years. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6253 | How's that 230 years of secular constitutional democracy thing working out for you fella'. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6254 | Heads up,Sisyphus....it's NOT a myth..!! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6255 | Bread 'n butter. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6256 | It’s not just a metaphor for me love. I’m in this for the long term. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6257 | No, darling. It's not your money. I want your boulder. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6258 | Hay want a sip? I wouldn't want you to drop the ball. Alright Daddy O keep moving then. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6259 | Care for a drink? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6260 | These new roles ALMOST make up for the gender pay gap.... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6261 | I am always looking for a bolder individual. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6262 | I've got the place if you have the time. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6263 | Can you order me one of those, my day has been one big uphill battle. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6264 | You're one of those old school rock 'n' roll guys, aren't you? | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6265 | Care to join me in a highball? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6266 | It was a lot easier before nice people added their hopes and wishes | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6267 | I like my martini stirred not shaken. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6268 | Keep trying, maybe you'll get lucky. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6269 | Love the look! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6270 | Waiter, I ordered a “Sisyphus on the rocks”! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6271 | If you have minute on the way down slim, I’m sure the rock won’t mind. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6272 | Outdoor distanced socializing. . .how long will it last? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6273 | Life's just full of ups and downs, isn't it. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6274 | That's a cute mask. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6275 | Hey Sisyphus! Would you like to stop for a cold glass of wine? Psych!! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6276 | Welcome, Sisyphus, to the 21st Century! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6277 | On the rocks” is just an expression, not a personal slight. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6278 | Hey handsome - do you come here often? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6279 | Now you see why I gave up on AA | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6280 | I ordered on the rocks, but will need a larger glass. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6281 | You look nothing like your Tinder pic | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6282 | Sysiphis, huh? Now that’s a name you don’t hear every day. You from around here? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6283 | That's why I order mine neat. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6284 | Be back tomorrow, same time, same caption | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6285 | Just let me find a place to stash this and I'll be right back. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6286 | Say, haven't I seen you pass by here before? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6287 | Am going to build an igloo. Would you help? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6288 | That was not part of the punishment we agreed on! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6289 | I started Happy Hour without you, dear. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6290 | I'm destined to watch this man roll that big rock up a hill. Looks fun, but I can't ever join" "God, I love pushing this rock up a hill. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6291 | Yes, I come here often. And no, I still haven't found the restroom. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6292 | Nobody thinks you're a sissy, so why all the fuss? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6293 | Hey, sailor, looking for a good time? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6294 | That's not exactly what I meant by 'On the rocks.' | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6295 | I think you should better stop by on your way back down. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6296 | You really like to get the ball rolling, don't you?. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6297 | If he got elected, I said I would roll the boulder up the hill. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6298 | One drink every time that rock rolls by. Right now I can't feel my toes. You're doin' great! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6299 | Yeah, I'll pay, just wait until I finish with this boulder shtick. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6300 | life is not easy; you have made it hard yourself | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6301 | I’m on my fifth rewatch of The Office. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6302 | That a Valentine present! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6303 | I'm sorry I'm late. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6304 | There's other ways to ball, you get that, right? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6305 | I was reading somewhere that there’s no such thing as gender differences. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6306 | When you get on the other side give me a call. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6307 | I see they take "on the rocks" to a whole new level here. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6308 | I'm still waiting for you to bring my Jag around. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6309 | What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like hell? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6310 | Would you like the usual on the way back down? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6311 | Gin and tonic, on the rock. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6312 | Maybe when you're done, we can have a drink... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6313 | Hey, at least you didn't have to pick up the kids from school. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6314 | Here's looking at you kid.” | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6315 | The peanuts are too salty, my drink diluted and now you! I definitely am in Hades. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6316 | Join me for a drink. Looks like you have plenty of time. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6317 | My rock melted; yours? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6318 | I’ll try to stop in my way down | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6319 | I sense potential energy between us... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6320 | Rock and roll forever, huh? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6321 | Hell of a crossfit workout. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6322 | I don’t think we’ve met before. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6323 | You wouldn't also be a doctor by any chance? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6324 | You'll have to leave it out back - and you'll need a tie. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6325 | Actually, I'll have my drink neat | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6326 | Drop the rock, honey. All work and no play makes Sisyphus a dull boy! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6327 | Buy me a drink if you come back down this way? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6328 | I'll be right here when you get back, God . . . | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6329 | I got mine to the top. Stop by and join me for a martini on your way down. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6330 | I bet you could use a nice cold Rolling Rock... oh, sorry... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6331 | PLEASE JOIN ME AS SOON AS YOU GET YOUR ROCK OFF.. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6332 | I would like to speak to the manager | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6333 | My last relationship ended when my partner couldn't handle the repeated disappointments I seem capable of causing. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6334 | Hi Handsome, whatya doing tonight? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6335 | I can see you’re inclined to my way of drinking.” | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6336 | Can you hold this for a sec while I take a sip? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6337 | Madness is shunning this guacamole over and over while expecting a different outcome with that thing. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6338 | Come down and see me sometime. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6339 | I think I'm more likely to go all the way with this, thanks | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6340 | How's it going, buddy? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6341 | What's the stone for? I told you we could get stoned, not run over by one! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6342 | Hey Daddy, you really know how to rock and roll! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6343 | Hiya buddy, do you come here often? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6344 | You made it! Can I order you a drink? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6345 | So I feel like there may be some potential energy between us | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6346 | Take a break, it's 5 o'clock here.... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6347 | 253 and counting, Sisyphus | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6348 | Now the big one. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6349 | Could you bring me another Pinot the next time you come? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6350 | Go ahead, order your food. I’m gonna be at this all day. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6351 | No más!!! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6352 | I mean, futility, right? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6353 | Hey, you said you’d do anything for a date | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6354 | Just drop that and join me for a glass wine! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6355 | You wanted it on the rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6356 | I guess we're both stuck between a rock and a hard liquor place. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6357 | I didn't know dinner came with rolls. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6358 | On their first date... he just happened to need some extra space in the garage | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6359 | They call it the Hard Rock | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6360 | Still think I'm a sissy? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6361 | I'd bet you're the type who would do that on vacation, as well. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6362 | I know your profile said that you know how to get the ball rolling but this is a little much. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6363 | wanna but a raffle ticket? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6364 | Nice. Mind sharing your workout routine? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6365 | I like mine neat. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6366 | I was going to order the Rolling Rock, but it seemed a little heavy. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6367 | Hi, wold you like to get your rocks off? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6368 | I know, but CrossFit is so 2019 | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6369 | You're missing Happy Hour. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6370 | no mask, no service | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6371 | Great... so now I'm between a rock and a hard face. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6372 | Don't bother to help or anything... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6373 | I know you are trying to please me, but really, there are easier ways. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6374 | When do you get off?" "Never. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6375 | Why, my fair husband, I believe, if you came and kissed me know, all my troubles would be over | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6376 | That's sweet. But I ordered a scotch on the rocks. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6377 | Your vodka on the rocks is coming right up. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6378 | You look like a man who'll work for it... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6379 | Hey, while you're up, can you get me another glass of wine, perhaps a Merlot? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6380 | Didn’t you come by yesterday? Or also the day before? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6381 | Hey Big Boy, take that load off your hands and join me for a nightcap. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6382 | It’s great to see you again. You’re on a roll! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6383 | What's a sweetheart like you doing in a joint like this? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6384 | 'So this is how you get your rocks off.' | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6385 | ya think it'll work?" "it'll take a miracle..." -quote from The Princess Brid | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6386 | I meant ice cubes! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6387 | I'll have another high-ball on the rocks | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6388 | It's flattering sir, but honestly you might have a better snowball's chance in hell with someone more your age. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6389 | Hey! It’s happy hour, would you like to relax and join me? I see you’re into classic rock and I appreciate the hip vibe that you’re rockin with that ZZ Top beard .......by the way are you Scottish? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6390 | The menu described it as an amuse bouche. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6391 | Anchovies or pimento for your martini | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6392 | Hey fella, what time do you get off work? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6393 | Hey, did you do this on purpose? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6394 | You again! I told you before that they only accept plastic. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6395 | Honestly, when I asked you for a light I had something else in mind. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6396 | Sisyphus your never going to amount to anything. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6397 | Hey, big boy--nice exercise for your thighs! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6398 | Hey, Sys, you're an hour late for the rock and roll party | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6399 | I hope you bought that on shale. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6400 | Hey, Mose! Can you stop for a drink? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6401 | I bet your boss would let you knock off early." | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6402 | So you do come here often. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6403 | be a dear , a mocktini next please . | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6404 | Don't forget to yell Fore when you tee off! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6405 | Free beard trims at the top. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6406 | One more high ball then you can take a break. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6407 | Don't make a Sisyphus-about-it. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6408 | I'll catch you on the way down. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6409 | I think I misunderstood what you meant on your dating profile about being really into rock and roll. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6410 | For CrossFit, left at the landing | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6411 | C’mon back when you park that at the top. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6412 | See you on the rebound | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6413 | You look just like your gym selfie. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6414 | How about "if I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me" is a much better pick up line, sweetie. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6415 | When you return, could I have another Merlot? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6416 | Name's "Rolando" but my friends call me Rolly | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6417 | That's the second one this week! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6418 | After you brought that up, get washed up and meet me for a drink handsome! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6419 | You'll either be a Hit--or a Myth. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6420 | Hey Back-To-The-Future...when I said I wanted a big rock I was talking about a diamond for my finger! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6421 | Are there any young fellas coming up? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6422 | I'm going to need a bigger martini glass. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6423 | Yes, I said a high ball, but.... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6424 | Different life objectives, ha? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6425 | Didn't you ever think to save for retirement? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6426 | How chivalry of you, now can I get another glass of blanc. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6427 | Not what I meant when I asked for my drink to be 'on the rocks...' | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6428 | There's something awkward here but I don't know what. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6429 | I'll be here when you come back down. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6430 | I admire your total dedication to rock-and-roll. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6431 | Have you ever considered just pouring yourself a drink and checking out the view? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6432 | Yes I do have a pretty big boulder. Wanna check it out? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6433 | What time do you get off work handsome? | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6434 | You don't look like a rock-and-roll god. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6435 | Have a macadamia when you're done impressing me. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6436 | Can't stop now I'm on a roll. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6437 | When you promised me a huge rock for our engagement, you really meant it! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6438 | Yes, I did say "on the rocks". What's it to you? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6439 | The Rolling Stones and Supertramp on tour together? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6440 | I know an influencer when I see one! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6441 | Sisyphus, did I ever tell you about the time I hit rock bottom? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6442 | Do you have an appointment? Do you have a reservation? Did you pass that stone? Was it painful to pass that stone? Paper or plastic? Would you like to check that? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6443 | You’re hoping to restart 2020 by rolling that thing up the hill? Good luck. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6444 | I’d order your next drink neat if I were you. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6445 | I can see from here, you definitely have the stones for this job! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6446 | And I'm not falling for "I'll see you on the way down" again! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
6447 | Sorry, but when it comes to men, I prefer a little boulder. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6448 | One of us has this "life" thing wrong | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6449 | Sysiphus, come on over. Take a load off. Have a drink. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6450 | You know, you’d be cuter if you smiled. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6451 | No. YOU ROCK" | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6452 | I know, you'll be down in a second. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6453 | When you come back, can you bring my floss? Doggone beef jerky! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6454 | Hi there! Care to join me? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6455 | The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a ... ah, hell. One must imagine Sisyphus at Happy Hour. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6456 | Sorry Sisy! I asked for a rock but not that one! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6457 | Are you demonstrating what it's like to fight an autocratic government? Good Luck!!! I really hope you succeed | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6458 | Hey, good lookin’ | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6459 | Drinking wine and enjoying the view may also be pointless, but it's a lot more enjoyable. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6460 | Wouldn’t happen to have a match, would ‘ya? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6461 | Your rolling stone bit is impressive, but I'm sorry...it's Ms. Moss! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6462 | You're buffing up nicely... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6463 | Why don't you come up to see me sometime. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6464 | You got it all wrong, asshole. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6465 | Extra work today eh | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6466 | This just seemed easier than asking about your past sexual relationships. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6467 | Welcome to the club. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6468 | You headed uptown or downtown? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6469 | That is the biggest rock I've seen, but it won't fit on my finger. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6470 | This is going right to the top with no rolling,cause I'm no Sissy Puss - or whatever that guy's name was. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6471 | Didn’t your therapist advise you to be just a bit bolder? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6472 | Rock on, Carl | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6473 | That looks like a pointless activity. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6474 | Hey, Sis, wanna roll? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6475 | Just whistle when you when you’re ready to move on from rock and roll to ballroom | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6476 | Sisyphus, When you get that Boulder up the hill, come join me for a drink. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6477 | So, you like your drinks on the rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6478 | You know, I like a man with a consistent workout routine. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6479 | The dating app did not make mention of your incessant need to control a rock. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6480 | He had to cancel again. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6481 | I meant an ice cube! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6482 | So....you like rock and roll? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6483 | I’m impressed; however, I have seen better ploys to try to offer to buy me another cocktail. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6484 | Almost at the top. Be there in a sec. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6485 | your seat will be ready on your way down. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6486 | Let it slide and have a drink with me. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6487 | Sisyphus, darling .... I haven’t see you in an age! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6488 | What are you doing on the weekend ? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6489 | I'm not saying your advances are futile. But all I asked for was a drink on the rocks. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6490 | ...with that much coke! I don't care how old and scruffy you are. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6491 | I asked for it 'on the rocks' but I didn't mean this. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6492 | Sisyphus give me a call when you're finished! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6493 | Keep going! The view from the top is well worth it! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6494 | I told you not to order on the rocks | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6495 | I find those large, stemless wine glasses let me down every time. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6496 | Maybe it's time we both tried something neat, eh? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6497 | I like to play with big stones too! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6498 | How would you like one on the rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6499 | Join me for a highball when you're done? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6500 | Yeah, sometimes I feel like it's pretty futile, too. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6501 | You're bolder than most guys half your age. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6502 | Sisyphus? It is me, Artemis! I haven't seen you since the Age of Pericles! Park that thing and come over and catch up! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6503 | this dinner and a show is boulder than I thought it would be. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6504 | On my dating profile, I told you I was a rockin' roller! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6505 | No thanks, not tonight. But maybe I'll see you next time you're around here. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6506 | I only asked for an ice cube | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6507 | Hi there, do you dance as well as you rock and roll? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6508 | We love high rollers! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6509 | I think I got it this time. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6510 | Come drink with me—or you're a sissy! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6511 | Hey Sisyphus, What's new? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6512 | I'm here every night!" | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6513 | Why don't you stop getting stoned all the time and have a drink. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6514 | Baby, you’re just rocking that loincloth. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6515 | I don't mean to be forward, but haven't I seen you around here before? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6516 | Can you bring some dinner rolls with you the next time you roll on by? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6517 | You want to be with me forever? Get me a bigger rock. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6518 | I see, you’re not over the hill. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6519 | Didn't I see you at Happy Hour yesterday? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6520 | Oh, come on! All work and no play.... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6521 | Try again, maybe we'll get a good table next time. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6522 | Oh c’mon, Si, I ordered yours on the rocks. You won’t be losing the plot. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6523 | I won’t wait forever, Thor. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6524 | Tickets are only eight dollars. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6525 | Is this what they call the Rock of Agers? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6526 | I don’t think that is what is meant by getting boulder and boulder. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6527 | I assume you prefer yours on the rocks. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6528 | Do you have any Vermouth? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6529 | Uncanny how we find ourselves here every day. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6530 | It’s you again, have a nice day. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6531 | Hi! Let me buy you a drink. Then I'll take you home for a nice dinner. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6532 | Did you think it was a bring your own highball dance? What will you do when the music starts? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6533 | I'm not saying you're not smarter than Zeus. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6534 | Impressive, but still I’ll take it neat. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6535 | Sorry, no, I asked for some bread rolls.. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6536 | Cute abs. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6537 | I hear CrossFit is an incredible workout. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6538 | Come have a drink with me when you are finished with work | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6539 | I said a big SET of balls !! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6540 | I‘ve been waiting for a man to give me a rock, but I don’t think that one will fit on my ring finger. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6541 | You ready to rock and roll...? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6542 | I said I wanted to get stoned, not bouldered. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6543 | I asked for a cocktail onion. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6544 | Want to stop and buy me a drink on the way down? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6545 | Atlas, after you get rid of that encumbrance, come by for a drink. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6546 | Put down the boulder and try something bolder! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6547 | Well, what do you know? I Haven’t seen anyone at this bar in a thousand years! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6548 | This is why I love dating you Sisyphus! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6549 | Do you have any ice? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6550 | Hey there. You come here often? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6551 | Hi, Hon, want me to hold it for a bit while you get a shave and haircut? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6552 | I can't wait to see him again on his way down. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6553 | And you think I'm breaking them? I'm actually making you more fit. You're welcome! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6554 | If you persist in always rolling something up here,at least,make it a wine barrel. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6555 | They warned me that the entertainment here was a little risque. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6556 | Sisyphancy seeing you here. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6557 | If my drink’s still not here by the next go-round then we’ll say something. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6558 | Don't order on-the-rocks! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6559 | Let the good times roll, Sissy! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6560 | When I said’ gin, rocks,’ I meant ice. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6561 | On second though, I really don't need it 'on the rocks' after all. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6562 | Well, it is about time that you got here with the ice! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6563 | I’m here for the free happy hour peanuts, how about you.?” | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6564 | So I take it you're busy tonight? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6565 | Look,you sissy,for the last time,I want more in life | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6566 | Oh, I meant I like Keith Richards. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6567 | Hi there, Scaler .. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6568 | This new speed dating sure weeds out the deadbeats. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6569 | Did you remember the Vermouth? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6570 | Would you bring back a couple of cherries | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6571 | You wouldn't be a Rewards Club member, would you? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6572 | Hey! You big ball pushing hunk of a man, why don’t put the breaks on and join me for a few libations? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6573 | I could use a little push to get off this stool. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6574 | You’re lucky, Sys. Every time I finish my Jagermeister, Zeus fills it up again. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6575 | I was going to wait and have a drink with you but I’m starting to think it’s futile. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6576 | Well ‘Burden’ is my middle name. Care to join me for a drink? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6577 | Care to stop for a drink on your way down | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6578 | Ma'am, I am once again asking for your financial support. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6579 | Down hill is always harder. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6580 | Never get tired of Rock & Roll, do you, Sisyphus? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6581 | When you get the chance I’d love another Chardonnay. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6582 | So, what do you do to stay fit? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6583 | Someone should tell Zeus about timeouts. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6584 | After I finish my drink,I will Rock and Roll with you. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6585 | You could try an over-the-shoulder boulder holder. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6586 | Sis you try to hard. I don’t mind your ego, why not give it a rest and have a drink with me? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6587 | ‘My what a big boulder you have,too bad you can’t lift it ,Donald.’ | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6588 | Men rule on Earth, but Women rule here. Now keep going. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6589 | Here's an idea. You sit here and I'll push the rock. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6590 | Can I not tantalize you,Sisyphus? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6591 | Can't join you here. All my drinks are on the rock. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6592 | Managment decided to install the old barriers from 1918 to keep the rustic look | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6593 | No hurry, but I’ll take a Campari and soda on your way back. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6594 | So, you do this often? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6595 | Congratulations! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6596 | Let me tell you about frustration. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6597 | No thanks - I like mine straight up. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6598 | Doesn't that get old, all those orders for something on the rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6599 | If you must know, it’s my kinetic energy demonstration | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6600 | Every day is leg day in hell. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6601 | Bozic! Ain’t you tired of building the drinks? Since ages you seem to have rolling them down now. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6602 | Oh hey, way to go F. T.! Now that you’ve rolled it back to New Year’s Eve, do we get to watch the ball drop again?! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6603 | It's hell on Earth but at least we are still doing offsites | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6604 | I requested the martini up but good effort | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6605 | Yeah, I get It... once I think ive found the one It always goes downhill for me too. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6606 | Picture me Rollin’ | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6607 | Hey there, catch you on your way back down? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6608 | Enough of this fuss, sissy! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6609 | How’s it rollin’? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6610 | Don’t even bother, they’ve already got all the boulders they needed | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6611 | Oh my god I also love rock and roll! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6612 | Never seen Rolling Stones, I sure am excited! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6613 | That's a good wine | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6614 | Join me once you finish | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6615 | You can do it. Only a little more eternity to go. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6616 | That’s some weight on your shoulders! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6617 | Keep up honey! We're not in the fitness era of quarantine anymore; we've moved on to self-bartending. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6618 | Lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine” #80sschoolsecretaryline | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6619 | It's absurd, yes, but wait until the nausea kicks in. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6620 | I'll order it neat next time. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6621 | I’ve been waiting for you to roll up | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6622 | Happy Hour with Sisyphus | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6623 | You don’t seem that happy... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6624 | I'm Rocking, but u are Rocking Hot!! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6625 | Excuse me, I'll take a glass of the house syrah when you get a chance. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6626 | I liked you Sisyphus, maybe after you are done with this rock thing we can go to my place | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6627 | Excuse me sir, is Rock Hard hyphenated? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6628 | Oh? Well a little penicillin will clear that right up, no need to torture yourself. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6629 | I know you can’t see it, but I am doing this with a wedgie to boot! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6630 | Different ends of the same rope | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6631 | I love a man with some camusian purpose | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6632 | It feels nice to finally switch jobs, doesn’t it? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6633 | Who are you? I swiped right on Dwayne... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6634 | Hey handsome, wanna play the dating game again? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6635 | patriarchy trying to push away feminism like ... | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6636 | This isn’t what I expected when you said you like Rock and Roll | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6637 | This-isyphus-sy attitude coming from someone with gainful employment. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6638 | I see you have a job AND work out. Have you ever read Camus? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6639 | -So where is your emotional baggage? - You Are standing on it. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6640 | A little something in the way is all. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6641 | Hardwork made me age this fast. Do not peddle this road, young miss. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6642 | It looks like this 2020lb rock its about to run you over! | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6643 | I just love a man who's into Rock 'N Roll | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6644 | Shirley knew deep down he would be like the rest, just trying to get their rocks up. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6645 | My fear is you’re one trip away from joining an incel forum. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6646 | I prefer scrolling down, don't you? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6647 | I’ll pass. I’ve dated many a man and his privileges. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6648 | Hey, Sisyphus, I'd love to have a drink with you on your day off. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6649 | No visitors today either Sisiphys. You just keep pushing that boulder until Zeus stops by! | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6650 | Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6651 | So what time do you get off work, Sisyphus? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6652 | No I’m good, thanks. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6653 | Waiting on some friends. Mind checking if they’re here on your next trip down? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6654 | Recent fashion design graduates entering a work system that pays mainly in "experience" and "exposure". | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6655 | Oh, there he is... Must have misunderstood mommy saying daddy was a rolling stone | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6656 | You can only pass this point if you fill in the application | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6657 | I will have a lecture on you, what shall I say people when they ask me how you are feeling? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6658 | When I said rock, paper and scissors. I didn't really mean get a rock. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6659 | I’m here for the RI conference | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6660 | Thought you said you were going up here to "sit and whine." | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6661 | So what kind of music do you listen to? No wait, lemme guess... Is it rock? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6662 | I have beautiful eyes? Really?! That's the best you can do? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6663 | Honestly Bill! Wouldn’t equal pay be a simpler option? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6664 | Keep going, the glass ceiling is close by! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6665 | Come join me for a drink. That rock will still be there tomorrow. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6666 | I may not still be here when you come down. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6667 | Was there a dress code for the rock bottom? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6668 | Can I interest you in a rock down during lockdown miss ? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6669 | - "Have you considered shipping the rock?" | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6670 | My lady, to rock and roll,there should be no rocks to roll. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6671 | Should I give you 100 gallons of wine? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6672 | gayefontoura Oh, I get it. Grandpa does Groundhog Day. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6673 | I'm so sick of those CrossFit maniacs | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6674 | Let's just say my last relationship didn't end on the best of terms. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6675 | .....”I get obsessive/compulsive when I drink? And what makes you an expert...” | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6676 | I like older men, but not this old | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6677 | May as well just let it roll back down and wait for 2021; you're definitely not winning this round. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6678 | Alcohol is the curse of the working class | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6679 | And this is only Contestant #1. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6680 | Trust me, you don't want to be with me. My life is a mess | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6681 | A Cosmo before breakfast? Now that's absurd. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6682 | Heavy drinking routine never made more sense than now | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6683 | Sorry, my therapist told me to stop carrying other peoples baggage | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6684 | Stephan hated working over the weekends. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6685 | I told you working from home wouldn't be any fun." | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6686 | Why aren’t you smiling, baby? Smile! | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6687 | C’mon, wouldn’t you like to imagine Sisyphus as happy? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6688 | At the first rest-stop in hell, I offer you extra salty peanuts and a very dry martini | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6689 | This is how we roll | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6690 | Have we met? You look familiar.” (written by David, certainly not his wife | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6691 | So.... you are just getting here know?? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6692 | I'll be done as soon as you know what you want to order | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6693 | so... meanwhile I was wondering why you don't fight for your rights? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6694 | I worked hard to get where I am too. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6695 | Yeah...I've already tried it. This won't break the glass ceiling. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6696 | She makes it look so easy | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6697 | Happy Monday Jack. Happy Monday Sarah | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6698 | Be a dear. Roll that a little to the left. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6699 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted it on the rocks... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6700 | I wanted to make a name for myself before I die. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6701 | You said you wanted scotch on the rocks! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6702 | Hey Sisyphus! Why don’t you drop that boulder and join me for a drink?” | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6703 | Wanna impress me? Do it in heels. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6704 | I hear this scandal is going to be the one! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6705 | I know how you feel, I can never get a second date. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6706 | Sorry, I’d get closer but I dropped my face mask about 1/2 way up the hill. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6707 | ‘Internal Pain’ is the new ‘External Pain’ FYI. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6708 | Come back when you’re done | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6709 | ...I guess you could say I regret all those “Sysiphian state of modern dating” jokes. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6710 | One should imagine Sisyphus horny. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6711 | I ordered a Manhattan. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6712 | You could say I've got baggage. | 1.1154 | 0.05924 | 52 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6713 | Could be worse, at least you don’t have to drink this shit. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6714 | Go ahead. He's waiting for you. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6715 | 'I'm usually the one who breaks the ice, but I see this time is different. Be right back.' | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6716 | Please dress appropriately next time | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6717 | 'Myth of Sisyphus is not a myth after all' | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6718 | Excuse me, what’s up with this place? There’s only White Zinfandel on the menu... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6719 | you can have my number once you're done with that rock | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6720 | Look at you! They gave you a round boulder and you get to keep going! | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6721 | Rolling through 2020 like a rock... star | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6722 | When you’re done rolling that uphill could you bring me another olive. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6723 | Were you the one who ordered wine on the rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6724 | I've seen you rollin' in and out of here. Scotch on the Rocks? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6725 | To reach the mountaintop bar, you’ll have to show me the stamp on your left wrist. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6726 | Oh sure, but try online dating sometime. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6727 | So what do you think about Kamala as VP? | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6728 | My story? Well, this is going to sound a little absurd | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6729 | Igneous rock forms into diamonds, so don't judge | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6730 | Finally getting some traction? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6731 | I'll catch you on the downside after you've cleaned up a bit. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6732 | I’ll be back down later😘 | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6733 | Um, can you please wear your face mask the right way | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6734 | If you put a rock that big on my finger you have a chance. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6735 | I didn’t mean “on the rocks” literally | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6736 | Don’t let men deceive you, it’s us who’ve been dragging this load around all this time. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6737 | ‘In your tinder profile the bolder was a lot smaller’ | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6738 | 'sup?" "'sup. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6739 | „I still don’t believe you’re Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones...“ | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6740 | Hey ol'man lemme show yu how to get stoned in stone age | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6741 | I said “give me a call, not a ball...” | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6742 | I said a Boulevardier on the rocks, not a Boulder on the rocks. I’m guessing this one is on the house? | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6743 | You finally know what having balls really means... | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6744 | Where am I? Oh well, doesn’t matter. | 1.1154 | 0.05249 | 52 | 47 | 4 | 1 |
6745 | It says nothing in the rulebook about taking a break. | 1.1154 | 0.04474 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 0 |
6746 | Sisyphus? I'll have you know the clinic said I'm clean as a whistle! | 1.1148 | 0.04115 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 0 |
6747 | Dude you should try Pilates instead" | 1.1136 | 0.04840 | 44 | 39 | 5 | 0 |
6748 | Little help here? | 1.1136 | 0.04840 | 44 | 39 | 5 | 0 |
6749 | Can I buy you a highball? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6750 | I hope I’m not blocking your view | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6751 | Hey sailor, do you come here often? Seems like I've seen you here before. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6752 | Jesus, not you again! If this is your full time job I bet the boss doesn't pay for workers' comp. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6753 | You may be the original rock and roller! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6754 | Would you like to try your hand at a pair of boulders? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6755 | Do I have a light...I don't know, hold this and I'll check. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6756 | You forgot to put on your cleated sneakers and your kevlar gloves! Do you want to take a break and have a drink? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6757 | Sisyphus, I realize you said that you had some work to finish up before our date, but it seems like you're taking forever! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6758 | So whaddaya doing after work? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6759 | Hey, Sissy. Ever wonder what all the fuss is about? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6760 | Distraction point C was always a tricky part of the annual Holy Man hardship trials. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6761 | LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6762 | I'm not impressed by your repeated efforts to show off, big fella. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6763 | Let me guess, you still listen to 70's rock. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6764 | Relax, Sisyphus. Let it roll. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6765 | Dinner's ready. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6766 | You know, once you reach the top, its just going to roll down the other side. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6767 | Then stay for wine on the way back? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6768 | Ahhh, I thought the sign said “The Rolling Stones”???? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6769 | I think you took what I said" On the rocks" a little too literal, but by all means, go right ahead a make a mountain out of a mole hell ! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6770 | I know I asked the barman for the rolling stones but I meant Mick, Keith and mates | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6771 | It’s just how I roll. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6772 | Hey,big boy,busy later? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6773 | That's the jumbo chip nut? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6774 | I like a man with ambition. Order me a whiskey on the rock? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6775 | You still have fifteen minutes left to go for happy hour! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6776 | Highball? Uhm, no thanks. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6777 | You must have misheard me, I didn't say "rock". | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6778 | I prefer my drinks on the rocks. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6779 | Hey Sis, where it at? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6780 | Bet you get hard as a rock, baby. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6781 | Hey Sisyphus, how's about you sittin down with me and havin a nice talk about your frustrations, huh? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6782 | You'll find your usual table at the top there, and wi you be staying for your food this time? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6783 | „Every fail is a chance, boy“ | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6784 | Hurry!! Earth needs our help right now", said the man. "You go ahead, I'll catch up once my wine is done", said the privilege | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6785 | So we are here, but where is Logos? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6786 | They told me I’d meet Harrison Ford... | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6787 | I was never told reliving my worst online date too was part of my eternal fate. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6788 | Buy you a drink, rockstar? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6789 | It’s simple. I’m rich because I work a billion times harder than you. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6790 | Poor soul - I should really donate to his cause when I get home | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6791 | I wished it wasn't 2020, I said take me back to the way it was... Poof! Did I wish too hard?? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6792 | Hello, hoping you are having a good time here mam, please don't worry I will take care of this rock. #humbleman #dailywage-earner | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6793 | what men see when they hear feminism | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6794 | Okay, let’s try this mask thing again. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6795 | Mr. Rolling Stone I expected you! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6796 | The last few months haven’t been that bad! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6797 | 'you would look a lot prettier with a smile, honey' | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6798 | I thought your profile said you were taller | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
6799 | I brought you a gift | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6800 | Now that’s one guacamole trick I’ve never seen! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6801 | How about a whiskey on the rocks?” “Thanks, but I’m having a ball down here. Post lockdown perhaps? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
6802 | Every day huh? Well, that's more often than I see my waiter. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
6803 | When I said I wanted it on the rocks, that’s not what I meant. Keep trying. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
6804 | Oh you must have misheard, I wanted a bolder wine. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
6805 | Sissy Frizz! You Rock! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
6806 | Stop by for a sip on your way back down! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
6807 | Stop asking women to touch your ball, no wonder men find dating such an uphill struggle! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
6808 | It's happy hour... Care to join?" | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
6809 | Hey, Big Boy, How about come up and see me sometime. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
6810 | I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1091 | 0.05609 | 55 | 48 | 2 | 2 |
6811 | Hi. What's your name? | 1.1091 | 0.05609 | 55 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
6812 | You could be a little bolder! | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
6813 | Sisyphus had some thing to look up to afterall | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
6814 | You don’t have any emotional baggage I should worry about right? | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
6815 | You need a chain for that ball, Honey? | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
6816 | The question isn't what am I doing...or even what are you doing...it's, "Is it worth doing?". | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
6817 | Your choice, forget about your day job or forget about me! | 1.1071 | 0.04171 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
6818 | Sissy honey, why don't you drop your silly rocks and come have a drink with little ole Aphrodite? | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
6819 | They sell them, at the top of the mountain. | 1.1071 | 0.05512 | 56 | 52 | 2 | 2 |
6820 | We'll catch up on the way down. | 1.1071 | 0.05512 | 56 | 51 | 2 | 2 |
6821 | Don’t mind me. I’ll be leaving soon a lot faster than I arrived. | 1.1071 | 0.04887 | 56 | 51 | 4 | 1 |
6822 | So you're like the Geico Caveman, right? | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
6823 | Return to School Planning | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
6824 | Well, your profile DID say you like to rock n roll. | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
6825 | Propping up the bar is tireless work | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
6826 | I was doing that too, until I realized that I had magical powers. | 1.1053 | 0.04805 | 57 | 52 | 4 | 1 |
6827 | Will you buy me a drink -this- time?? | 1.1053 | 0.04101 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
6828 | Not sure that's what they meant when he said "On the rocks." | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6829 | Thank you for the warning, but if they've been here since you begin your work day I'm sure the peanuts are just fine. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6830 | Frankly, I’m tired of reminding you. I’m not your sis. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6831 | Did anyone ever tell you that your act is monotonous? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6832 | Hi. My name's Rocksie. Let's get stoned together. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6833 | One of these days you really ought to stop and have a drink with me. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6834 | Lie down and you’ll make a good impression. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6835 | For all the money you’re saving on Peloton, I’d think you could do a lot better with your personal style. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6836 | Can't talk right now gotta bring this giant orb full of piss to the piss store before they close | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6837 | When you're done with that, get me an olive. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6838 | Yeah, well I hear that the Apex girls are most impressionable. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6839 | Do you prefer up or down? | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6840 | Drop everything and have a drink. I like strong, older men. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6841 | A few carats a few years sooner would have been more impressive. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6842 | Hi Sisy, I'm Phus, need a hand with that thang? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6843 | Hey Sexy. Glad to see you coming up. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6844 | It's after 5:00. Stop being a workaholic and have a drink with me. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6845 | Rollover here on your way down for a little fun. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6846 | I see you are a first timer! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6847 | Thank you for blocking the rock. Come here and have a glass of wine. "Lady, thank you for coming here often" | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6848 | Excuse ME...I came all the way up here to hopefully enjoy my Old Fashioned in peace....What do I get ? Some old mute religious monk trying to run the only pickup line he can think of !!!! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6849 | Did you bring an ice pick? That will hardly fit in my glass. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6850 | Wanna come over here and drop your load honey? | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6851 | Wow, what ball! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6852 | Let me know if you want a hand with that. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6853 | Go faster?! Have you seen the Sisyphus thing?! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6854 | Wasn't hard to find you. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6855 | Oh hello again, Sisyphus. No, you don't have to sign in to Hades. We know you. See you again tomorrow! | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6856 | I assume you want yours neat, not on the rocks. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6857 | Ice. It means “over ice.” | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6858 | For as long as I can remember, you've been my roll model. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6859 | Wait until you get to be a minority. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6860 | Is this your happy hour? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6861 | Join me when you're done? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6862 | You should get a 'phus-bit. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6863 | Fall for me again, Sissy | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6864 | The lockdown hasn’t been good for Wilson | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6865 | Reality tv has gotten weird. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6866 | Déjà vu gn | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6867 | It’s a long way to the top, isn’t it? This is why it didn’t work out for us. You never get to the point. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6868 | Who's the wise one now, King Sisyphus? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6869 | I just need to finish this quickly then I‘ll be right with you. | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6870 | Yeah, but the tapas are great. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6871 | ...and then my ex-boyfriend said, ...you know this is the good part I’ll wait until you come back around again. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6872 | Keep trying to flatten the curve, I’m going to sit here maskless and enjoy my Cuomo Chips. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6873 | You look just like your picture! | 1.1020 | 0.05253 | 49 | 45 | 3 | 1 |
6874 | I've had men try to crush on me, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6875 | I thought you were reserving a table for two? | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6876 | Papa was a rolling Stone, my son | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6877 | Wanna get a drink after you get off work? I can wait. | 1.1020 | 0.04369 | 49 | 44 | 5 | 0 |
6878 | Hey handsome, why don't you leave that big rock over there and come have a drink with me? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6879 | Another high roller, trying to impress a lady? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6880 | - Hey, are you John from 'meet local guys carrying large boulders up mountains . com"? - No, mam | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
6881 | ARE YOU THE SISYPHUS WHO WAS BRINGING ME MY OLIVE? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6882 | Hah, Hercules does it running. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
6883 | I beg to disagree...I am sure you can spare two ice cubes and not lighten your snowball. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6884 | Ok, *now* you can buy me a drink. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6885 | Try doing it backwards in heels. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6886 | Hey, sugar. Have you been a naughty boy? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6887 | Hi, Sailor. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6888 | I told you, I'm not impressed. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6889 | I'm guessing you don't come here very much. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6890 | Get me another Marrini when you’re done. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6891 | Just a few more, and we’ll have enough to draw the powerball. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6892 | Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to be early so took a walk around the block. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6893 | NewYorker Will Prevail | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6894 | Is that a rock that you’re rollin, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
6895 | Now these are simpler times! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6896 | Don’t blame me, you chose to watch the kids | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6897 | This is nice but it makes you look shorter than what your profile indicated | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6898 | On the rocks, Sis | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6899 | No, Sysiphus. “WFH” stands for “Work From Home.” | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
6900 | When will you find time for me? | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6901 | That's not what I thought you meant when you said that you were involved in the rock and roll business. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6902 | Hi there, why don't you take a break. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
6903 | This may sound old-fashioned, but you could have just bought me a drink. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
6904 | You didn't need to bring your own rock. The bartender has plenty of ice. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
6905 | Bring me another round. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6906 | Oh so you are telling me all you did for this date was taking a shower to come see me? | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
6907 | I like a man with focus and persistence...and strong calves. Join me for a drink? | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6908 | Hi ! | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6909 | A little to the left and then again. #Whine.never.tasted.so.good. Me too. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6910 | When you see Sisyphus, please tell him he's late. We were to have that drink an hour ago. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6911 | Thanks, but I didn’t order it on the rocks. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6912 | Sisyphus: "Come here often?" | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6913 | So what kind of music are you into? Beatles or The Rolling Stones? | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6914 | That's not how it's served, when u say "whiskey, on the rocks, pls" | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6915 | Do you pass by here every day? | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
6916 | Now honestly, it's my haircut or the way I tell my jokes... | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
6917 | Hi, Darlin’, my name’s Sisyphus. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
6918 | Why, Sissy Fuss. What's yours? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
6919 | You should tell your boss to take that job and shove it. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
6920 | I was like you but I discovered wine | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
6921 | I gave it up for Happy Hour. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
6922 | Cause it’s three O’Clock somewhere, right? | 1.0943 | 0.04867 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 1 |
6923 | Fancy seeing you here. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
6924 | I'll just drop this off and be with you in a minute." | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
6925 | Yelp says this place serves the best wine with the best view of rock and roll. | 1.0943 | 0.04053 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
6926 | Funny, It feels like I’ve been up this road before | 1.0893 | 0.04613 | 56 | 52 | 3 | 1 |
6927 | On your way back down can you get me another glass of Chardonnay? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6928 | Whenever you're ready" | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6929 | That’s a good way to “Drop a Nut”. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6930 | You can "rock & roll" with me anytime. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6931 | Hey here, sailor, looking for a good time? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6932 | Did I not see you here before coming down? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6933 | It would be easier with a Moscow mule. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6934 | I see why they call it the Impossible burger. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6935 | Watch it for you while you run to the men’s room? I swear, if I hear that line one more time . . . | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6936 | The Quarry Happy Hour from 4-6. Free tapas with drink purchase! The Quarry, it's a ROCKIN' good time! | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6937 | Great, but I will need a bigger glass. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6938 | I don’t like merlot either. It seems so solid, so heavy. Not he best way to end the day. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6939 | I'd like a whiskey on the rock, please. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6940 | Hey Sis, you lookin' a bit Over the hill these days! | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6941 | Why don't you drop over by yourself sometime? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6942 | You're an on the rocks kind of guy are you | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6943 | Thanks, but that's not what I meant when I asked about having a ball! | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6944 | Will you be home for dinner tonight? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6945 | Because of Covid you have to serve yourself. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6946 | Going about it that way, you will never gather any moss. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6947 | You will be done as soon you turn it into 1000 pieces for our "on the rocks" drinks but good job so far Thor. One day you will ready to tend bar." | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6948 | If you don't leave it at the rock check, I'm going home. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6949 | See? This is why I don't like these online dating sites. You're not at all what I expected. Your profile should have said "rock difficult" or "rock strenuous". And you didn't even bother to shave! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6950 | "Most of my socializing relies on having boulder conversation starters. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6951 | You ordered an Old Fashioned on the rocks. Just give me a minute to climb up there. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6952 | Scotch on the rocks? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6953 | I don't know who Sisyphus is, because I'm culturally illiterate. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6954 | I have a bet about you going with the girls at the office. Come here and I'll tell you what it is. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6955 | you would rock..... if you had a mask on | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6956 | Have a drink on the way down | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6957 | Come have a glass or three with me, I promise your fruitless task will wait for you. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6958 | I know you're thinking,"There is scarcely any passion without struggle," but topping off this drink couldn't hurt. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6959 | And you were saying? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6960 | You act like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6961 | Hey handsome, buy you a drink? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6962 | It's incredible how competitive speed dating has become! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6963 | Oh, there you are again, I was hoping for a red tie. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6964 | Rayette thought it may be one of the lesser Baldwins. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6965 | I know it seems like forever, but you’ll still probably finish before dinner comes. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6966 | Diogenes? No. Pythagoras? No. Mick Jagger? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6967 | Trust me. I’ve been there. It’s highly overrated. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6968 | One must imagine Sisyphus in bed | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6969 | The Future Feminists Want^TM | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6970 | Hey, Sisy Got time to stop for a drink? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6971 | Crushing isn't it? I'm throwing down drinks and you're getting a lot of exercise. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6972 | ...and all this time I thought Chuck Berry started rock and roll! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6973 | I ordered on the rocks! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6974 | Sorry, it doesn't get more impressive with repetition. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6975 | This time, for sure. Can you order me a scotch on the rocks? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6976 | Seriously? Harvey Wallbanger? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6977 | ' When Sissy Met Phussy' | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6978 | Wanna get your rock off? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6979 | Where you going with that rock?” “What this? Oh, I’m going to roll it over my hut and make an insurance claim! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6980 | Actually, I was told I was going to meet one of the Rolling Stones. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6981 | Sorry for the trouble can I instead have the martini straight up Frank Buckley, Andover, MA | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6982 | The boulder is bigger in your profile. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6983 | I’m envious. Demographics, grunt with or without the hangover. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6984 | Red or white, Honey? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6985 | Come here often, Sisyphus? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6986 | Hey Sys! I’m havn’ a ball too! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6987 | Ever feel like the world is weighing you down? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6988 | I don't put on my mask, you get Covid-19 and die. And so what? You don't get to chase your stupid rock back down for the ten millionth time? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6989 | If you're going to live a myth, really live it. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
6990 | What a muscular futility! I sure like the way you go nowhere. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6991 | Close....I said on the ROCKS! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6992 | Buy a gal a drink on the rocks, big boy? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6993 | You can stop, I said no syphilis not Sisyphus. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6994 | So tell me Mr. Sisyphus; I love them, but how many passes must you make before you finally stop to have a drink with me ? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6995 | Well, I'll just be waiting for you to finish, won't I. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6996 | Good to see you, but I meant vodka rocks ! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6997 | Take a load off and have a drink. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6998 | Does that boulder go all the way up? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
6999 | Have a drink. I‘m way ahead of you. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7000 | ...aged, on the rocks...figuratively speaking! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7001 | Remember me? I'm where you saw yourself in five years. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7002 | And, how, exactly, Miss, would you "Really rock my world? | 1.0870 | 0.06080 | 46 | 44 | 0 | 2 |
7003 | You’re in luck! It’s rock and roll night in the bar. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7004 | No caption. Label the lady "Devos" , the old man "School principles" and the rock "parents" | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7005 | Hey you! Can I buy you a drink? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7006 | The summit seems less relevant now ! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7007 | How interesting... | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7008 | Hang on. I have 10 minutes left on my break. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7009 | Jill fantasized about the ultimate evening - drinking a glass of wine while Atlas completed the honey-do list. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7010 | Why don't you just let it melt | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7011 | Where have we met before? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7012 | That's sweet but I meant that I loved Boulder, Colorado. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7013 | So you told them your size was extra large ... | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7014 | Would it help if I gave you one of my old over-the-shoulder-bolder holders? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7015 | When I told you I would match you one drink for every one of your trips, I never thought I would get so hammered. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7016 | My friend warned me me that you took forever to find the appropriate stone | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7017 | After that rolls back down again, how about joining me for a drink? We can discuss the definition of insanity! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7018 | You again? You're awfully pushy. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7019 | I’m so sorry. There’s no reservation for Sisyphus. Do you want to make another reservation for tomorrow? And the day after that? And the next day? And the next . . . . | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7020 | Dr Fauci and his uphill battle | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7021 | Hey, Sis. What up? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7022 | Oh, Sisy, for me? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7023 | You can’t beat the view but it’s BYOB. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7024 | It’s not that we have nothing in common. At least we share an interest in rock and roll. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7025 | I don’t do men who don’t valet. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7026 | Sir there's a two rock minimum. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7027 | Sorry, we ran out of OJ. Want some cereal? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7028 | When they say “on the rocks,” they really mean it. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7029 | I don't believe in masks either. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7030 | Great idea! I'll have one on the rocks and another straight up! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7031 | Gosh, I sure hope you're Ted. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7032 | Wait until you hear what I made the last guy do to buy me a drink, rest his soul. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7033 | Does this mean you'll be late for cocktails again? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7034 | Is the casino open yet? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7035 | I’’ve always found Camus to be a little unrelatable. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7036 | How sweet of you, but when I asked for On-The-Rocks... | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7037 | OK I get the point, but jazz is still better than rock and roll | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7038 | You ever take a break? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7039 | I'm sorry, I can't let you pass. You have to go back and get a mask. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7040 | Join me for a drink on your way back. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7041 | President Trump plans to make that the keystone of his wall. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7042 | Ok, So I'm a little impressed.Where do you work? What kind of car do you drive? etc. etc. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7043 | I asked for Rolling Rock! It's a bottled beer not eternal damnation! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7044 | No, I ordered mine neat. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7045 | Well, how about a good time on your way back then? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7046 | Looking good, Sisyphus. Join me for a drink on the way back down? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7047 | Is it as hot as Hades, or is it just you? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7048 | out of town owners, motivated sellers, but they want all cash,in rubles | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7049 | I can see where "on the rocks" would mean a whole mess of things. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7050 | Sisyphus, would you like to join me? It's one of their boulder wines. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7051 | Are you stone cold sober? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7052 | I can't wait an eternity for you, Sisyphus. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7053 | Can you make mine on the rocks? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7054 | Wouldn't you rather have a drink with me than roll stones down on all mankind. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7055 | Have a seat--worst case it only seems like an eternity. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7056 | You -do- come here often! | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7057 | LOVE TO SHARE A DRINK WITH YOU. I'VE ALWAYS LIKED BOULDER MEN. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7058 | I’m afraid it’s not going to work out between us Sisyphus... It seems I‘’m destined to swipe right for the rest of eternity. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7059 | You been doin' that for 40 years? We have styrofoam now! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7060 | Now THAT's what I call having a ball. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7061 | It started out as an ice cube for your drink, but you're never satisfied with anything! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7062 | How about a drink, Sis, on your ways down? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7063 | If you could fit a shower into all the existentialist angst I might give you a chance. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7064 | Honey, all I asked for was an ice cube! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7065 | Yo Ol' Man, still livin' in the Stone Age? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7066 | How did your parents know to name you Sisyphus? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7067 | When you have a second, I’d like another glass of rosé. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7068 | Usually folks just bare with the stone on the way up! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7069 | Mick Jagger was so clever when singing that song... | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7070 | When I said "On the rocks" I didn't mean a boulder! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7071 | Well I guess i’m condemned to drink Pinot for the rest of eternity... | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7072 | Do you have an olive? Could you hold this a minute, I've an itch.... | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7073 | I am going back to living under it. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7074 | Say, what does a girl have to do to get a second look around here? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7075 | My punishment was to have to sit at a bar for eternity without my Jimmy Choos. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7076 | Here's the chocolate you asked for! | 1.0870 | 0.06080 | 46 | 44 | 0 | 2 |
7077 | I’m sorry, we’re only seating those with reservations at the moment. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7078 | Can you grab me a Chardonnay on your way back down? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7079 | Now that's about the size of a rock I want. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7080 | Sorry I have boyfriend | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7081 | We'll see ya next week, when you'll be in the same exact spot as this week | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7082 | Could you bring some olives next time you come by? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7083 | It really isn't that difficult, Baby. All you need to do is buy my me a drink and tell me I'm beautiful. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7084 | Be a dear and bring me some ice. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7085 | Hey Sis', there's a cocktail here with your name on it, once you get that boulder business out of the way." | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7086 | Table for one for Wiseman—top of the hill. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7087 | Do you want to get the ball rolling? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7088 | You really know how to make a girl wait, handsome. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7089 | I guess you could say I like a man who rolls his own. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7090 | I think I jumped to the wrong conclusion when you said you got me a big rock. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7091 | No, I asked for a Sizzy Fizz. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7092 | Lets get together for a drink on your way down. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7093 | Can't you come up with a fresher line than "haven't I seen you here before?". | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7094 | Yeah, Yeah, so who's now tending the bar? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7095 | This trying to impress me thing is getting old. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7096 | Hey guy. Rollin' my way? Again? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7097 | You know, a dating app will give you the same result. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7098 | Don’t put me between a rock and a hard place | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7099 | Welcome to 1 billion! I’ll be here for the rest of eternity! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7100 | No I said rocks, as "on the rocks" for my drink. Would you be a dear and bring some when you come down? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7101 | You really should try letting go. Can I buy you a drink? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7102 | How much longer? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7103 | You look like you work out. Can I buy you a drink? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7104 | Oh Sisyphus would you give it a break for once and let me by you a drink! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7105 | Order me a drink. I’ll be right back. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7106 | Get a load off him! | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7107 | Hey Mick, on the way down stop by and sing me a little song | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7108 | Finding a decent date is the most Sisyphean task of all. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7109 | Like Ginger Rogers, I did it backwards and in heels. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7110 | Life’s too short not to enjoy what you do Sisy | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7111 | The original Hard Rock Café. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7112 | Hay handsome, when's your shift end? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7113 | That’s not quite what I meant when I said I like that old time rock and roll | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7114 | Hey Sisyphus, care to join me for a drink when you’re done rolling that boulder up the hill? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7115 | Well you certainly know how to keep a lady waiting. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7116 | Camus wrote that we should imagine you as being happy. I can imagine you very happy . . . . | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7117 | Oh, and my friend Cindy, she's so funny, just the other day she ... | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7118 | Come join me when you finish. Happy Hour never ends in Hades. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7119 | Do you want me to order you one on the rocks? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7120 | Zeus was prescient in valuing the importance of lifetime job security. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7121 | You’re still too old for me, Cyrillus. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7122 | How Indians are brought home during Covid- Expats Vs Common Man | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7123 | Use those bootstraps! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7124 | You can't tell me the American dream is dead. Just look at that sweet, poor old man over there working his way up. Good for you honey! Me? No I was born at the top. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7125 | A gondola you say? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7126 | Hey, handsome. Come by here often? #readingisfundamental | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7127 | I just wanted to meet for a drink... | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7128 | This bar really nailed the prehistoric theme! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7129 | I’m sure there’s a lesson here somewhere | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7130 | : “So glad you could take a little break from work to meet up with me”. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7131 | Oh Sisyphus, you’re a tireless flirt | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7132 | Civilians do all the work for the billionaires or anyone who's deemed more important in societies eyes | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7133 | Oh Gods, not this conversation again. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7134 | excuse me | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7135 | Care to join me for a nightcap when you're finished? 🤣 | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7136 | That's not what I meant by, "if you like it put a ring on it" talk about being rock blocked. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7137 | Why does it feel like they raise the bar on peak performance every day? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7138 | So this is what it’s like to be a white male. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7139 | Queen or The Rolling Stones? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7140 | Ok so that’s one glass of wine, and here’s your Cuomo mandated meatball to stay | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7141 | Sisyphus | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7142 | If this is rock, where’s “hard place”? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7143 | Is there anything else I can do for you? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7144 | well Death and Co was closed, so I thought, what the hell | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7145 | c'mon, 2020's already over | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7146 | reservation? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7147 | I could have sworn your profile said "fertility specialist" | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7148 | I see a lot of unmasked passion there! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7149 | That’s funny. These days you get to be president for that kind of stuff! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7150 | dog eat your homework again? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7151 | Don’t mind me. Just trying to keep 2020 from hitting rock bottom. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7152 | You must be Sisyphus. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7153 | Hello Mr.Sisyphus; my name is Happiness! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7154 | Can you please leave name and a mobile number for contact tracing? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7155 | I’m not falling for this again | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7156 | Hey, Buddy. You like boulders? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7157 | „Our role play characters somehow don’t match, Honey. Wasn‘t today’s theme secret agent.“ | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7158 | So you think high rollers impress me? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7159 | It takes balls to handle this massive rocky ball | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7160 | Is it really this hard for a man to approach a women at a bar these days? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7161 | More warm nuts, ma’am? @tiffanymnelson07 | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7162 | This snowball is going back to hell! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7163 | Caution: Gender Rolls | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7164 | How about when you’re done with that you come rock my world | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7165 | Sisyphus says hi | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7166 | You go ahead. Because behind every successful man, there's a woman. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7167 | I see you work out but that belly says you like to drink, care to join? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7168 | If you want to make it in this world, you need to learn how to network. That rock is a personal choice. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7169 | Is it too early for me to ask a hand with this? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7170 | You know stones are really bad for your kidneys, right? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7171 | This is the last time I go on a date with a CrossFit instructor | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7172 | POTUS starts his day | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7173 | I said on the ROCKS. That's just one rock. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7174 | I would help you but I just ordered another round | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7175 | Hey hot stuff, rolling my way? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7176 | Stop messing about, we don’t carry our own weight up here. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7177 | It’s ok—I’m friends with the president. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7178 | Ok... last time ..Park closes in 10 minutes | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7179 | Can I have a water ?! | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7180 | Thankfully they opened the bars so we can take a break | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7181 | @@ “I’ve seen men with bigger balls but never this far up the mountain “ | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7182 | Your profile didn’t mention you were a baller? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7183 | We build our life on the hope for tomorrow, yet tomorrow brings us closer to death and is the ultimate enemy. Anyway, once my friend gets back from the restroom, we're hitting the club. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7184 | Oh, don’t be such a sissy. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7185 | Hey there! Keep up the good work | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7186 | this one's coming back fast and hard | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7187 | Hey, Sisy, you’d think a fella as crafty as yourself could figure out how a wedge works. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7188 | I’ve opted to do a different thing with my rock | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7189 | Sir, it’s still going to be a 45 minute wait for a table. | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7190 | want a glass? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7191 | You're new. Not much of a rind on you. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7192 | I meant I wished you were bolder. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7193 | Zeus has updated you eternal punishment. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7194 | Next time your at the bottom would you tell the bartender I could use a refill? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7195 | One on the rocks again? | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7196 | you push rock up hill | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7197 | Do I have a steady job? Let me tell you, I"ve been in construction like forever... | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7198 | What kind of music do you like? I’m a fan of rock but I could see why you wouldn’t be | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7199 | 'chips are for free once you give'em the rock' | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7200 | who ordered just rocks? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7201 | Papa? | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7202 | I see you still do things the old ways | 1.0870 | 0.05225 | 46 | 43 | 2 | 1 |
7203 | If you want to find a meaning in life, maybe you should stop for it. | 1.0870 | 0.04200 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 0 |
7204 | Sizzle Fizz? I just love that name! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7205 | Zeuss called. Apparently the rock you were suppose to use this last century is half the size". | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7206 | I hate to intrude but where is the bathroom | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7207 | When are you going to get a REAL job, Sisyphus? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7208 | When I said "on the rocks" I didn't mean... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7209 | Hi, my name's Kayleigh. I know what you're going through. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7210 | That's not the only ball in town. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7211 | I hope that also makes you rock hard. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7212 | You really know how to impress a girl! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7213 | And if you can do that, I'll let you buy me a drink. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7214 | Bare with me, Madam. There's a lot on my plate too. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7215 | You da man. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7216 | Oh great...another Sisyphus bar. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7217 | Just another 25 miles | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7218 | Hey Job, nice to see you again. Next time stop for a drink! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7219 | Come back when you know what I mean when I say, "Rock." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7220 | What’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? Well it’s a complex issue . | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7221 | Hi Sisyphus, I’m forever swipe left. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7222 | Charles Atlas, table for two. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7223 | We have met all the criteria! Your face mask, social distancing, dining and drinking outdoors! | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7224 | Who’s your chubby friend? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7225 | Cheers! See you on your way down. You've been nice to me on your way up. I'll have a martini waiting for you. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7226 | Thanks, again sweetie, I'll stop off on my way down. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7227 | please don't order drinks on the rocks | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7228 | While you're up, get me a Grants. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7229 | One must imagine that this date is going well. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7230 | Make the next one with gin, rolled not stirred. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7231 | Oh great - we always have a ball when you’re here | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7232 | Hey there! Roll on down for a drink later. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7233 | Hi, Hon. I think I can make you feel better about that. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7234 | I HAVE ONLY BOOKED THIS TABLE FOR ANOTHER HOUR SO KEEP PUSHING SO I CAN SAY I SAW YOU BREAK THE RECORD | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7235 | When you are finished with that rock big guy, come and have a drink with me. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7236 | The drinks are overpriced but I love the classic rock n’ roll. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7237 | So, what's new with you? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7238 | Care for a glass of Liquid Courage? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7239 | Really leaving no stone intoned | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7240 | me at my (ex) job, working hard vs my (ex) manager. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7241 | Sisyphus considers joining Bumble | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7242 | The Earth is round. Stop seeking out and have a drink with me. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7243 | I, too, must picture myself happy. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7244 | Sorry, that’s not the rock of my choice | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7245 | I didn’t order mine on the rocks. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7246 | When you’re done with that “monumental task” why don’t you join me for a drink? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7247 | The invitation was for a rock and roll party! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7248 | Some help getting it up would be much appreciated | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
7249 | I guess 2020 really has been on the rocks | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7250 | Do you allow BYOB? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7251 | I said syphilis, not Sisyphus. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7252 | Please wait here - we will text you when it is safe to continue | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7253 | My bar is set pretty low, so hopeless neurotics are welcome. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7254 | It’s 2020 now... you shouldn’t have to do that anymore. Why don’t you drop it and join me for a drink or two? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7255 | Woah, your ball rocks. I can only imagine what the other one’s like. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7256 | Just relax and enjoy. The real concern is that we’re over-testing for the rock. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7257 | Hope they let you through. I cant even get past the glass ceiling, buddy. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7258 | Sputnik V? Isn’t it the brand new satellite that explores the universe of the human body? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7259 | Care for a chat, Handsome? My day was Hell. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7260 | The transition from one Trump Press Sec to another | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
7261 | If stealing hearts was a crime, you'd be sentenced for life. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7262 | Boy, you look strong, got time to buy a girl a drink? | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
7263 | Peanut? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7264 | How about once... you come up and see me sometime. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7265 | I didn’t know the highballs come with a date! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7266 | Hey there big fella, we need to remain at least 6 feet from each other | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
7267 | Waiting for a pick-up. You? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7268 | Hey Sisyphus, what to roll that over to my place? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7269 | Hey, which god do you have to blaspheme against to get a dry martini around here? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7270 | Never mind, I decided to order it straight up. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7271 | yes I said on the rock | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7272 | I am sorry to be late. It is heavy | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7273 | When you finish with that uphill task, I'm here... | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7274 | Yes, you can come in and have a drink, but, no, we don't have parking | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7275 | Their highball? I wouldn’t recommend it. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7276 | Looking for a good time, handsome? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7277 | Sisyphus, if you let that stone roll back and crush my bar, you're toast! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7278 | Well it was supposed to be a "speed date" but I'm still willing to give you a shot | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7279 | Hey young man come and get stoned with me! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7280 | Let's do this again tomorrow! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7281 | Sisy or Sosyphus ... somepin' like that! So yesterday. Weren't you in a Great Lit class I took?" | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7282 | When did you delete Grindr? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7283 | Don't let go, or I'll bowl you over. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7284 | Oh, I don't vote. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7285 | You've never heard the phrase on the rocks? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7286 | Remember, I’m Miss Sisyphus, and you said you’d be right back. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7287 | the authorities christened it as an uphill battle over a round of Savignon | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7288 | could you fetch me some peanuts next time you pass by? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7289 | Welcome to 2021, keep moving please. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7290 | I can certainly taste some stone fruit on the palate but pretty stinky on the nose! | 1.0833 | 0.05012 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 1 |
7291 | Is sharing my burdens really too much to ask? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7292 | Like I said, I always drink my whiskey on the rocks | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7293 | You’ve got a better shot at getting that up the hill than getting a second date. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7294 | In the end things got rocky because he worked too much | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7295 | I imagined getting featured in “Rolling Stone” would be different... | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7296 | If you think you have it rough, try raising a kid - twice as much disappointment and half as much exercise | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7297 | Rolling Stone! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7298 | Yeah pushing that rock is as pointless as these peanuts I paid for just to get a drink | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
7299 | Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow? | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7300 | Now THAT must have been a BIG ELEPHANT! | 1.0816 | 0.04911 | 49 | 46 | 2 | 1 |
7301 | The accomodations are much better on the way down. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7302 | Another round on the rocks coming right up. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7303 | Don't worry Sisyphus, I still only earn 81 cents to your dollar | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7304 | You do know that once you reach the top it’ll roll down the other side... | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7305 | Give me a heads-up before you start back down. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7306 | Thanks for the drink but are you sure it's not gonna go downhill? | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7307 | Your package has arrived. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7308 | Back in my dad, this was how you impressed a women. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7309 | « Hey Sisyphus, I meant a smaller ice cube! » | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7310 | I was being sarcastic. I am not available tonight, regardless. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7311 | What’s with the boulder, Gramps? | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7312 | Yes I'm the one that asked for something to cool down my drink, but I was expecting a couple of ice cubes. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7313 | You could have faxed the commandments! | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7314 | You strike me as a guy who likes his drinks on the rock. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7315 | Actually, I ordered it "neat" | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7316 | The boulder is punishment; THIS is torture! | 1.0816 | 0.04911 | 49 | 46 | 2 | 1 |
7317 | You look absurdly familiar. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7318 | You come this way often big guy | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7319 | Sheila wanted to see how the other half lives. | 1.0816 | 0.03952 | 49 | 45 | 4 | 0 |
7320 | Hey Sisyphus you've pulled, so you can stop pushing now! | 1.0816 | 0.05712 | 49 | 47 | 0 | 2 |
7321 | How 'bout a roll in the hay, big fella? | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
7322 | The rock's fine but you'll need a tie. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
7323 | You're such a Sisyphus. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
7324 | Antigravity wins. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
7325 | I said "not a snowball's chance in hell" NOT "pushing a snowball uphill!" | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
7326 | Highball on the rocks? | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
7327 | The Summer 2020 Olympics | 1.0800 | 0.04815 | 50 | 47 | 2 | 1 |
7328 | Sorry I forgot our anniversary but everyday seems the same to me. | 1.0789 | 0.04433 | 38 | 35 | 3 | 0 |
7329 | You do you. | 1.0789 | 0.04433 | 38 | 35 | 3 | 0 |
7330 | Again you forgot to shave! | 1.0789 | 0.04433 | 38 | 35 | 3 | 0 |
7331 | Yes, I know I'm over qualified, and they said they would call back this week. Plus, Zeus recommended that I apply. | 1.0784 | 0.03802 | 51 | 47 | 4 | 0 |
7332 | I give you something you can really believe-in and they won't EVER call you a sissy again! | 1.0769 | 0.03731 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
7333 | How do you spell Sissyfuss??? | 1.0755 | 0.04547 | 53 | 48 | 2 | 1 |
7334 | That should pair nicely with Rolling Rock. | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 51 | 2 | 1 |
7335 | Take a load off | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 49 | 2 | 1 |
7336 | Care for a highball? | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 1 |
7337 | Oh, hey Sis’ | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 50 | 1 | 1 |
7338 | Can this wait? I'm on a date | 1.0741 | 0.04464 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 1 |
7339 | And you think you’re having an existential crisis? This is how I met my last four husbands. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7340 | You’re supposed to let it roll down, Sisyphus. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7341 | They weren't kidding when they said this trail mix may contain extraneous materials, especially rocks. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7342 | Well, Sisyphus arrives! They wouldn't hold our table any longer. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7343 | That's not what I meant George when I asked you to join me at the Ball. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7344 | Rolling a stone gets you no sauce! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7345 | Are you sure you wouldn't like a drink? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7346 | If you run into Sisyphus please tell him I’m only waiting 5 more minutes, then I’m out of here. Myles Cohen - Atlanta, GA | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7347 | Anything to avoid doing the dishes, huh? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7348 | I sure hope you’ve polled some women before you carve out those next ten. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7349 | Sisyphus! Hi! Want to join me for a drink? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7350 | On the rocks is not the same as with one. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7351 | Sisyphus, you have got to change that if you want to score here. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7352 | '"It's kiwi chips and a virgin mimosa." | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7353 | No Ice Thanks | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7354 | That natty loincloth is a nice touch. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7355 | Decisions.............. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7356 | Whatta you like to do for fun? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7357 | When you get a chance, I'd like a menu. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7358 | It would have been much easier to go to Boulder Valley than Boulder Mountain | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7359 | Would you like some cheese? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7360 | So.......where is your mask? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7361 | Sure, it may not be easy, but I asked for a frozen margarita, not on-the-rocks. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7362 | Sorry, I don't date sissy wusses. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7363 | sure that's what they meant by another round? | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7364 | No, returns are on the 10th floor. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7365 | Everything's great. Right, Toots? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7366 | That the new virus? I got a beau who assured me it will disappear soon." | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7367 | I’m just hanging out with my girlfriends. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7368 | C’mon over here and take a load off! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7369 | Interesting highball you have there. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7370 | Honey, we've already invented the wheel. | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7371 | My Ex had a bigger rock. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7372 | Would you like to try a free sample? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7373 | There has to be an easier way to crush ice for drinks | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7374 | I feel like beetles. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7375 | Hop in! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7376 | I wanted you to see what it's really like below. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7377 | Honey, I ‘m sure I said we needed “BACON”! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7378 | Is that a new or an old take on Rock & Roll? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7379 | I heard that you’re a big spender back in Yap. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7380 | Looks like a great full-body workout. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7381 | Wow! The Father of Rock and Roll! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7382 | It’s better than it looks, baby! Secure employment! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7383 | It’s all uphill from here, darling. | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7384 | WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7385 | Finally Sisyphus! Cheers to you. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7386 | The ball on you! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7387 | You only needed a $2 pass to go up there. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7388 | Just so you know, I’ve seen the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular at Hollywood Studios. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7389 | Hey big boy, stop back for a drink when you're done. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7390 | So Sisyphus, what do you do when you’re not rolling a boulder up a hill? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7391 | Hi Sisyphus. Long time no see. LOL | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7392 | Going, going.....blonde! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7393 | May I carry that for you? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7394 | Still trying to change, I see | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7395 | Well, Hello! Is that a Sysiphian task you're on, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7396 | So, how long you been doing that? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7397 | What do you think is the likely cultural inference of this cartoon? Sisyphean or Faustian? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7398 | What? It's leg day. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7399 | This is the THIRD time you have pushed that thing by! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7400 | Hey, big guy, just keep on rolling. The name's Moss and I've heard a thing or two about your type." | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7401 | Hotel Reception: Sisyphus's True Punishment | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7402 | Nice to see you again, Donald | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7403 | Hi handsome, could you use some company? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7404 | Oh come on, Sis! There's a lot more to the world than that. We could be having so much more fun! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7405 | Sisyphus, come back and see me once you get that rock to the top. Just don’t take forever. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7406 | Just because it rolls doesn't mean you have to take it everywhere, trust me... I know. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7407 | BolderFit? Isn't it so ancient? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7408 | Sorry, It's peanut for me.. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7409 | Hey there Sisyphus, come here often? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7410 | I hear you, old man. That's how I felt half an hour ago. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7411 | I knew I was on to something when I suggested we replace our excavators with diligent interns | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7412 | You should have read the fine print in our amended pre-nup. | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7413 | Sometimes you just have to let it go sweetheart. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7414 | Glad you remember how awesome Shirley Chisholm running for President was in 1972 but you weren't even a zygote in 1972. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7415 | keep going Sisyphus, no food for you. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7416 | Keep it up, my first husband got it to the top! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7417 | Are you sure you want 2 cocktail onions? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7418 | Join me on your way back down? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7419 | So when was it you joined the gig economy? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7420 | I totally get it, every single time I go to Neiman's they're sold out of everything in my size. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7421 | Hiya, Nadler! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7422 | Hey handsome, stop and have a drink with me. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7423 | Impressive huh? But...no. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7424 | This place, am I right? Not even a single decent domestic red on the menu. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7425 | No, this is NOT 127 Hillside Avenue. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7426 | You know that "Rock On" is just an expression, right? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7427 | Maybe we could grab a drink later? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7428 | The symbolism of the uphill battle of dating mouth-breathers is almost too much to handle. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7429 | You passed up a roll in the hay for this ? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7430 | Zeus has leveled up. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7431 | I ordered a highball but they brought me this margarita instead. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7432 | First the rich went to Rome to see lions eat prisoners; now they come to hell to see us | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7433 | So Sisyphus, maybe a cocktail after work? Don’t even to try to tell me this job of yours is gonna take forever...... | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7434 | No sir, I ordered rock LOBSTER. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7435 | Ha. You don't have it so bad. I got an endless supply of salted nuts, and exactly one wine spritzer. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7436 | Oh, wow! I wished I did ‘push’ instead of ‘pull.’ | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7437 | Easy does it! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7438 | I can’t wait to give this to ya’ll. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7439 | Celebrities saying we're in this Pandemic together. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7440 | I have Ein Stein ..I came in advance just in case it might be useful | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7441 | Don’t you realize it’s 5 o’clock?? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7442 | it’s about time men finally understood | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7443 | Finally got it up | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7444 | Celebrity Cave Jack! Not Caveman!!! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7445 | Your app's called "Sisyphuster?" Yeah, I've heard of it. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7446 | The man to the woman: " What are you? A politician ? " | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7447 | Damn it, I should have carried a table too | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7448 | It's all downhill from here darlin'. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7449 | I actually ordered jumbo guac... not jumbo rock. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7450 | Do us meeting means anything to you? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7451 | Ted really was Grace's boulder man. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7452 | I'm sorry sir, no reservations under that name. | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7453 | equitable distribution of resources | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7454 | Here’s to the ladies who lunch! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7455 | Hey, Is this you called Struggle? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7456 | sorry you'll need a mask" | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7457 | What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar?! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7458 | Nice weekend, Sis? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7459 | C‘mon, Adam, it was only an apple. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7460 | Hey bushy, wanna roll your big ball over here? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7461 | You men are so lucky, you don’t have to be in a hurry to start a family...meanwhile our biological clocks keep ticking away. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7462 | The olives must be big, eh? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7463 | Hold on... Cheerzzzzz!!! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7464 | And the violins played. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7465 | So you’re in landscaping. And how long have you been doing that? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7466 | Hey Sisyphus why don't you join me for dinner? We're entering phase 3. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7467 | Oh don’t mind me, darling. I’m just going to sit here, drink my wine, and imagine you’re happy | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7468 | Let me know when you want me to show you how to do that right...and thus just once. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7469 | One must imagine Sisyphus horny | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7470 | Dear, I believe I said flattering, not flattening. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7471 | great! I know what to smash when I get to the top and throw the rock! | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7472 | This bar has nice music, always good to hear the beatles rolling. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7473 | I’m not at a mask-making stage of my evolution yet but but this 6 foot wide rock sure does do the trick! | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7474 | Keep going, the glass ceiling is up there somewhere. | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7475 | have you been suffering in quarantine as well? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7476 | I know work can be stressful, but have you tried meditating? | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7477 | You see my dear, you need to push it more like this... | 1.0714 | 0.05272 | 42 | 40 | 1 | 1 |
7478 | Sir, we have it all figured, and its fuc*ed. I would suggest you to go back | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7479 | That’s a great Zoom background | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7480 | I guess that makes me the hard place | 1.0714 | 0.04022 | 42 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7481 | Whatever you do, don't shrug. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7482 | It's snack time bitch | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7483 | Why do you see me, when I'm half-dressed! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7484 | I got there first. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7485 | What do you mean your going golfing again? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7486 | Hey! Haven’t I seen you here before? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7487 | One must imagine Sisyphus sex-deprived. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7488 | That's the last of them, you can start cordoning off a dance floor. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7489 | Not so handsy this time. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7490 | How's that I'm-having-a-ball thing working out, Stuart? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7491 | No pun intended, but your "role" does not seem to produce a reasonable return on investment. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7492 | ‘’Have you ever thought of giving up the rock-rolling and joining a gym?” | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7493 | You want yours on the rocks?" | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7494 | Hi .. I’m Sissy Why don’t you park that rock and join me?! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7495 | I'm really not looking for that kind of commitment right now. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7496 | I'd love to hear more about your cats when I'm done with this. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7497 | You've got your boulder, and I have to go on blind dates... | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7498 | I asked for it neat. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7499 | No, not that rock. Bring me another rock. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7500 | Want’a drink ? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7501 | I love guys who do CrossFit! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7502 | Order me whatever you're having. I'll be by tomorrow at the same time. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7503 | Looks like you've been pushin' that rock uphill for a long time. Lemme buy you a drink. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7504 | Same old stuff. Different day. Am I right? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7505 | The fastest time wins me. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7506 | Please in the bar. Your table isn't quite ready. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7507 | Is that a COVID beard? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7508 | Hey, sailor. Come here often? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7509 | Perhaps you could join me on the way down. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7510 | sisiphus,you are a hunk | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7511 | Retirement’s just a stone’s throw away from you, isn’t it, Gil? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7512 | Haven't I seen you round here? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7513 | Half way is pretty good! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7514 | I must say I do love the rough-and-tumble types. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7515 | Hey! COVID's over, babe! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7516 | Let me buy you a drink. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7517 | Come here often, big guy? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7518 | Yes, I suppose you could keep doing that for eternity, or you could forget the rock, go shower and shave and come back and see me. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7519 | Care to dance? Rock 'n Roll? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7520 | Doncha think it's about time you start a different career? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7521 | Don’t be such a sissy. What’s all the fuss about? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7522 | Some called it a mid-life crisis, but Sisyphus knew all he needed was to ditch this dead-end job in order to pursue his true calling - charming the young ladies. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7523 | Really? That's the best you can do? No tie, no service. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7524 | Want to pause for a drink and peanuts, Sisyphus? I'll give you a little something extra! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7525 | I suppose you’d also like me to wear a mask? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7526 | Aren’t you supposed to be going uphill, Sweety? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7527 | When you're done there, could you raise the volume on the jukebox? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7528 | Going my way, stranger? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7529 | I like everything on the rocks too. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7530 | Hey, Sissy, just roll with it | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7531 | Hey handsome! How about coming back for a drink with me when your done? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7532 | I imagine you’d be HAPPIER with a drink, Sisyphus. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7533 | ' "What's a rock aside a little old drink?" ' | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7534 | Let's rock 'n' roll! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7535 | All work and no play makes Sisyphus a very dull boy indeed. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7536 | Of course, you know it roles back down again. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7537 | Why not let it go there, Sisyphus? Happy Hour was inspired by you. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7538 | Did somebody say "On the rocks?" | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7539 | I’ve heard of drinks “on the rock” before but this is ridiculous! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7540 | You know what forget the rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7541 | You remind me of this guy - he used to lift too | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7542 | Why don't you just take a break and roll your sweet little self over here baby! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7543 | you wanted the table with a view... | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7544 | This boulder can't be the only thing going down on me | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7545 | I'll have my next drink on the rocks, please. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7546 | Make mine on the rocks | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7547 | Better leave that rock baby! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7548 | Relax, it’s only rock and roll Babe | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7549 | So... got any plans tomorrow? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7550 | Hey, baby. Do you come here often? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7551 | You'll need shoes, there's sharp stones ahead | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7552 | Hey there. I'm Bob. You like rock 'n roll? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7553 | Hey! On your next time down let me buy you a drink. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7554 | Have you tried this new drink - it's called the "Sisyphus." | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7555 | You here for the Tuesday night bowling league cowboy? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7556 | Mohammed, I thought you would move the whole mountain at once, not rock by rock! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7557 | When it comes to rocks, I'm more interested in getting them off. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7558 | Good lord what did you eat?!? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7559 | Actually, I changed my mind about that vodka on the rocks. Get me a bloody mary instead. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7560 | We offer an excellent Sauvignon Blanc at our gym-if you get out your credit card, we can charge it now. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7561 | Next time, can you please remember the olives? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7562 | This place has the perfect vibe for a first date. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7563 | How many times do I have to tell you I don't need any big rocks! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7564 | After you finish building your snowman made out of rocks, come join me. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7565 | You said you would call me. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7566 | Hands-off...I’m married. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7567 | Sir, masks are required until your party is seated by the hostess. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7568 | I called you a dung beetle because you wouldn’t stop bugging me. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7569 | Good for you! Most people never actually use their Swiss ball! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7570 | Wait there, I'll be right back. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7571 | Is that that you, Harry? 2002 Winter Olympics, U. S. Nordic Ski Team, right? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7572 | Do you know how far it is to the top? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7573 | When you're done, would you like to join me for a drink? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7574 | Hey Good Lookin'. When you're done with that, stop by and have a cocktail. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7575 | It is easier on the way down. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7576 | Is that the jumbo meatless meatball, without sauce, I ordered? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7577 | Rock 'n roll, Baby! Rock ' roll! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7578 | Hang in there dear, I'm sure he'll show any minute. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7579 | Look, every hour is happy hour. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7580 | 14 dollars for a margarita, now that’s absurd! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7581 | How 'bout a drink on the house? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7582 | Enough of this! I am going for the glass of wine! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7583 | Looks like you've got it Joe | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7584 | I’m told you’re the originator of rock and roll. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7585 | Blondes have more fun, now that's a futile myth. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7586 | Bring me some more pretzels on your next trip, will you hon? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7587 | Do you come here often? -Brett Alexander Columbus, Ohio | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7588 | It will be easier getting to the top if you let that boulder go! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7589 | I'll have another Manhattan, on the rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7590 | You should have ordered straight up, and not on the rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7591 | Thank you, but I prefer my ice in cubes. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7592 | And, in the beginning Rock and Roll was created. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7593 | So you think you’ll be back down for a cocktail in, what, 23 minutes? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 39 | 3 | 0 |
7594 | What? Is it like darts? Well .. whenever you're through there's a margarita with your name on it. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7595 | Hey! Will you stop and buy a girl a drink? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7596 | Hey, Father Time, what's the point? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7597 | Excellent training for our uphill battle election! | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7598 | Oh My God! Sisyphus, you are a hopeless case. This is not what I meant when I said, “I want a big rock.” | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7599 | Don’t you think Happy Hour would be a better daily routine? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7600 | Hey Sisyphus, Zeus had a change of heart and sent me to offer you a drink. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7601 | When I asked if the bar had rock 'n roll, I didn't mean this. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7602 | Don't worry. I got here late myself. Forgot to wear practical shoes. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7603 | If you let me borrow your heels I’ll let you call me Sissy. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7604 | Keep up the work caveman you are doing great!! oh my, this wine is great! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7605 | Be sure to make that a double. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7606 | Hi, cutie. You're a bit late, but we can still have a drink. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7607 | No thank you, I asked for it frozen, not on the rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7608 | Thank God it's Friday,huh! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7609 | We're all caught in an endless rut of quotidian chores. But if you'd like a glass of wine? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7610 | Excuse me, sir, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be wearing a mask when you get up from your table. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7611 | Want a drink for a real ball? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7612 | I see he wants his scotch on the rocks! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7613 | Well, dating is no easy task either, and, yeah, I come here often. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7614 | Bet nobody calls you Sissy anymore | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7615 | Hey Sisy, some guy named Camus called and wanted me to tell you that you have a very good life and you must be very proud of yourself. OK? I have to go now for the boring party with gods | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7616 | You used a different photo on Match.com. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7617 | So, you just thought you’d roll up here...dressed like that?! | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7618 | Come here often?” “Unfortunately. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7619 | I'll be back to take your order as soon as can get this rock to stay put at the top | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7620 | Well done Sisyphus. Unfortunately the parking lot is full. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7621 | Stop by for a drink on your way down to try again." | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7622 | Finally, the delivery! Bartender, make my next one on the rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7623 | Perfect. I ordered you a Scotch on the rock. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7624 | This isn’t what I meant by “gin on the rock” | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7625 | Push a boulder here often? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7626 | Some people live such an uphill challenge, RELAX already! Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7627 | No wonder you don't have kids! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7628 | Keep pushing that boulder, old-timer... this is a lesbian bar." | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7629 | I'm wet. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7630 | Pulling is easier than pushing pops. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7631 | Patriarchal perceptions! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7632 | You look a lot different than your profile picture. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7633 | I’d appreciate you pushing that thing to the left if it gets too much for you big guy! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7634 | Come on, don't be a sissy. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7635 | In my defense, the service is terrible. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7636 | So Mister, do you come here often? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7637 | Hi Hercules, care for a sip? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7638 | It is what it is, amirite? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7639 | Catch you on the way back. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7640 | Stop by for a drink on your way back | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7641 | One must imagine you thirsty. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7642 | Frank,you promised me a nice evening together if it rolled back down again! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7643 | Bring me another martini on your next trip up | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7644 | Sysyphos, you forgot to do the dishes in the kitchen | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7645 | You Dummy. I told yout I wanted the red rock. !! | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7646 | Wow, you’re one dedicated wingman. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7647 | You keep going. I'll find meaning in my Chardonnay. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7648 | Don’t worry, there is a full bar on the top | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7649 | March, you may just want to take a seat for awhile. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7650 | I meant a diamond, not just any old rock. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7651 | Albert Camus wrote an essay saying you're happy rolling that rock up and down. Wanna talk about it over a cocktail, Mr. Sisyphus? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7652 | As soon as you're done with that you should join me for a drink at my place. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7653 | Not a day goes by that I don't see you here and think to myself, "This poor person. What an absurd existence!" | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7654 | Yes, there is a big rock concert at the summit today, but ... | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7655 | Just know that in thousands of years from now earning a seat next to me will still be an uphill battle. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7656 | You ordered your drink on the rocks, right? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7657 | When they said this is a workingman's bar, I had no idea! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7658 | Call it what you will - but my intuition tells me than it would be easier to roll it downhill! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7659 | I said on the rocks, you silly, on the ROCKS, not on the rock... | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7660 | I thought that was supposed to go uphill! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7661 | You do know there’s an app for that now, right? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7662 | I'd be more impressed by another glass of the pinot. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7663 | You have as much chance of getting to the top as I do sitting in this bar. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7664 | Today’s presentation is in the 3rd floor conference room. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7665 | I said straight--no rocks! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7666 | I'm really sorry now. I just can't stop. Can't stop. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7667 | Sisyphus,take a break and have a drink! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7668 | You like to rock and roll? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7669 | I’d rather imagine myself in your bedroom tonight | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7670 | Over? Oh, no, sugar; it's not over 'til I say it's over. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7671 | When you get to the top can you send someone down with olives? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7672 | Can you pick up the check? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7673 | My therapist has encouraged me to seek a sturdy rock; hi, I’m Ashleigh. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7674 | Ah, been there, done that. The struggle is real! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7675 | Sure. I'd love and explanation. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7676 | Roll Over , Beethoven. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7677 | I told you to take it neat. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7678 | I’ll have a glass of Frose waiting when you’re done | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7679 | It's not the long struggle uphill that'll kill you. It's the sudden global warming when you hit the top. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7680 | If I'm not mythtaken, you were a naughty boy!" | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7681 | Hold that rock. I’ll be right back. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7682 | It's hump day, Sugarpuss. Take a load off. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7683 | Yes, I did say "on the rocks". | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7684 | You win! You are fighting an uphill battle! | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7685 | How many times do I have to tell you, EXERCISE SOCIAL DISTANCING! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7686 | I quit drinking in the stone age. This cranberry juice. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7687 | You literally are a high roller. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7688 | Oh actually can I get the next one on the rocks? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7689 | You want a gin and tonic on the rock on your way down? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7690 | Are you sure you know what ‘on the rocks’ means? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7691 | That's not the kind of rock I meant. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7692 | Well, look who's rollin' in now... | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7693 | Come join me after you are done with work. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7694 | When you’re done setting it up, I got another boobytrap for you. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7695 | Stop right there. You cannot proceed until you sign the register and provide suitable identification. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7696 | Hey, big boy, come here regularly? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7697 | I'm here for you when you finish with that rock. Welcome to Hell. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7698 | I hope that's the ice ball for my next drink. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7699 | Hey Sysiphus! How come you never stop and play? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7700 | I'll give you this, you look just like your online picture. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7701 | Come on, stop and smell the Rose` | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7702 | Think you’ll be done. Y happy hour? I haven’t had a date in months. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7703 | Hey there, Sysy, 987,359,744,003 attempts and counting. Way to go!! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7704 | Well...I DO like the fact that he's into large stones! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7705 | You are going to have to take that back. I wanted that neat | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7706 | I just feel like my waiter is never coming back. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7707 | When I was your age... | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7708 | You said, ‘on the rocks!’ | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7709 | Thanks,but you took so long I decided to have it blended | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7710 | '''''''and i'm Cissie Foos - what a coincidence! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7711 | Stop by later. I come here every night after work. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7712 | Buy a lady a drink? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7713 | Gee golly Mr. Trump you're 100 years old just give it up already! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7714 | Super Bingo is on the lower level. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7715 | When you're done, join me for a drink? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7716 | Hey, sexy . . . You must be tired, because all day you’ve been running thru my mind. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7717 | Feeling lucky. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7718 | So, do you always work out here? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7719 | I bet my rocks are better than your rock. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7720 | Big Mistake. I ordered ice cubes. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7721 | When you're done with that, I've got a vodka rocks with your name on it. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7722 | I'm sorry, you were right - I would prefer the light Rolling Rock. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7723 | Sure, you can get it up. But do you go down? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7724 | Next one on the rocks? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7725 | Hope you have better luck today! You too! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7726 | If you want to apply for the job, they’re doing rolling applications. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7727 | Perhaps a cocktail Straight up or on the rocks? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7728 | Wow, you can still get it up. With the first one you rolled up here a while ago that makes for an impressive pair of stones. You've got my attention sir. The young studs say existentialism is so passé, heck with them. What's your pleasure sweetie? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7729 | When I asked for “on the rocks,” I meant an ice cube! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7730 | May I suggest a bourbon on the boulders with a twist ?" | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7731 | Get me a martini straight up, no rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7732 | That's heavier than this glass of wine. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7733 | Traffic rough today? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7734 | That’s a lot of sugar, Daddy. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7735 | I love old time rock and roll. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7736 | I just pretend it’s a snowball going through hell”. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7737 | Take five? I'm researching subjects for my next epic screenplay. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7738 | At least you’re not BETWEEN a rock and a hard place yet. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7739 | The difference is, at closing time I get to stop. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7740 | Aren't you working too hard? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7741 | After a few drinks, it's really hard to spell Sisyphus. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7742 | I love a man who knows what he wants. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7743 | I think you misunderstand “Rock and Roll”. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7744 | Hey Sisyphus, fancy meeting you here. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7745 | Sorry, but we take all deliveries down at the mountain's base. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7746 | Yes, I am King Sisyphus on my way to escape from the underworld. I will make it this time. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7747 | That's not what "on the rocks" means. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7748 | I’ll take another sauvignon blanc, please. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7749 | Next time up, could you bring another glass of the Rosé? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7750 | Just two more and then I'll let you rub my feet. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7751 | Oh Barkeep, I'll have the next one straight up, no rocks. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7752 | Epstein? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7753 | Hey, wait let me tickle you with my 100 dollar bills | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7754 | Well hello stranger, do you roll by hear often? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7755 | Do you wann some Merlot, blend?? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7756 | 🗽“Trump cannot handle the load!” | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7757 | That one’s on me for asking how I am. Everyone just assumes. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7758 | It's just absolutely unnacceptable how dreadful the Wi-Fi connection is up here, wouldn't you agree? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7759 | This is my first time at a rock and roll bar | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7760 | One must imagine Sisyphus at happy hour | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7761 | Well, I guess you keep yourself busy. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7762 | I’ve had a great time tonight. Honestly, I don’t know what’s been keeping me from asking you out sooner. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7763 | you know, alcohol works wonders for anxiety | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7764 | Hey sweetie, love the motivation, but aren’t you going a little overboard with the landscaping? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7765 | Didn’t I tell you... bigger is not always better! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7766 | I can finally imagine Sisyphus happy | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7767 | Every time I finish the glass, the waiter refills it, eternally. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7768 | Wanna get outta here?” “More than anything. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7769 | Could you please use another road next time? Can’t fully enjoy my wine with all this nonsense | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7770 | Could you carry me up there too | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7771 | Is that the rock from your profile picture? It looks different in person. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7772 | -Well... aren't we all? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7773 | I swore if I ever got back to bartending I would take the guest experience to new heights. Now please excuse me while I carve your ice cube. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7774 | There you roll again. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7775 | Rockhard I see? Is it me? | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7776 | Heyyy, are you free tonight? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7777 | When you’re finished, can you get me a refill? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7778 | Wow..beautiful murals | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7779 | ‘I know you have more expertise in this area, but have you tried just pushing it harder?’ | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7780 | does your air-conditioning work? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7781 | Stop by on your way back. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7782 | See, all you needed to do is lean in a bit. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7783 | Speed dating - " So do you like rock and roll ??? " | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7784 | The battle of "Middle-Aged Dating" | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7785 | Can I speak to your manager? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7786 | I’ve got custody for about 12 hours a day. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7787 | So I imagine you're pretty happy here? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7788 | Me? I’m the 1% darling..Bye now. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7789 | Still at it?" | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7790 | Wow a pretty girl waiting for someone , may be me😜 ?? but let me first handle this huge rock. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7791 | I’ll be here the same time tomorrow, the day after that, and for eternity, sweetheart | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7792 | Don’t be such a Sisyphus. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7793 | I know your profile said, ‘Must love the outdoors,’ but this isn’t really what I imagined. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7794 | Let's have some wine | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7795 | I can easily take over house chores. You rest today, honey. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7796 | I don't see how this counts as 'essential' work, but I can't afford to lose my health benefits | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7797 | Finally, someone who looked at the Registry. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7798 | Great performance but I've had enough. You're late AGAIN and you didn't even dress up! Cheryl was so right about you. I want a divorce, Jerry. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7799 | Where’s your other ball? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7800 | I’ll come back another time | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7801 | Hey babe, how are you? Ugh, I know—that’s such a loaded question these days. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7802 | Synchronous learning is a piece of cake! | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7803 | Don’t let temptation roll you over. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7804 | After I am done with this boulder, how about me buying you that drink? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7805 | The sound of that boulder is impinging on my rights as a suburban housewife | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7806 | Half Day again, Moses? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7807 | Look at the size of that rock! Who’s the lucky lady? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7808 | I almost finished my peanuts Sisyphus, get me some more after you're done with that | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7809 | How would you like that drink? On the rocks please ! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7810 | Bold of you to assume that I doing this by choice. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7811 | Well I suppose that’s another approach to straight up | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7812 | I think getting drinks outdoors is just the change I needed. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7813 | When I ordered the bottomless cheese balls, I was expecting something very different. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7814 | I guess you two decided to give it another go. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7815 | Hi again Mr. S! See you again in a few! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7816 | Thank you but I ordered the fish. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7817 | You know, I once enjoyed the company of capitalists. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7818 | Huh.. so that’s what a dung beetle looks like | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7819 | Oh, Bob! I forgot to mention, your retirement benefits have been slashed. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7820 | This is really a terrible drinking game. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7821 | I’ll hold the table until you find a place to park. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7822 | Of course you're not getting a promotion with that attitude, your boss can't even imagine you happy. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7823 | Let it where you can, dear ! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7824 | Insta worthy aint't it sweetheart? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7825 | I was just sitting here thinking I’d love to meet someone who is ok with the mundane parts of life, and there he was. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7826 | So, is ascetic lifestyle still worth it? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7827 | Are those just potato chips? You have to order food with that martini or we'll never flatten the curve. @nygovcuomo | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7828 | You know. This is the Rock and Roll style for the 2020 year | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7829 | I think this caveman is trying to impress me. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7830 | Ah Sisyphus! Rolling that rock never gets old now, does it. | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7831 | Oh, let me help you! What’s your hashtag? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7832 | When I said buy me a rock, that’s not what I meant! | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7833 | It’s not happy hour yet, come back in about 45 minutes. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7834 | - “Sorry. No shirt, no shoes. You know the drill. And don’t forget the face covering. No one goes anywhere without a face covering.” | 1.0698 | 0.05150 | 43 | 41 | 1 | 1 |
7835 | I don’t think that’s what she meant by “I like men who are into rock and roll” | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7836 | Hey good job! Now try it with heels on. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7837 | Sorry, I don't date men on the Paleo diet | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7838 | Come grab a drink when you’re done” | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7839 | ‘Olive?’ | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7840 | ‘Isn’t it time to retire?’ - woman at desk | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7841 | Can someone get him to do this when there aren’t people dining? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7842 | Wasn’t this B.Y.O.B? | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7843 | I guess, we are back at where it all started. | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7844 | Working your way up in America | 1.0698 | 0.03931 | 43 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7845 | Honestly, the fact that you have any interests beyond video games and imagining that you're friends with the guys from Cum Town — that's really attractive to me. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7846 | Let it roll. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7847 | See you on the way down. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7848 | Hold it right there. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7849 | How about a 'pick-me-up'? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7850 | How's tricks? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7851 | I'll join you as soon as I set this boulder at the top of the mountain. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7852 | Sisyphus! Good to see you again. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7853 | I’m waiting for my Bumble date to come back from the bathroom. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7854 | A rock that size would really make my girlfriends jealous. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7855 | If you’re not busy later, why don’t you join me for a nightcap? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7856 | Take a load off your feet. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
7857 | But on the upside your legs are in great shape! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7858 | Don´t come back so fast like last time, Sisyphus... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7859 | Yo are those quinoas fritters air-fried? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7860 | Have you ever tried anything other than Rolling Rock? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7861 | Sorry, I don't take it on the rocks. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7862 | That's three. A girl might start to think a guy is interested... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7863 | I didn't realize the Ghislaine evidence was going to be in ball form. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7864 | Oooh I like bad boys. When you're done, come buy me a drink. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7865 | Sisyphus, dahhhling! Always showing up at precisely at 5 p.m. for happy hour. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7866 | Are you my blind date? My friends said you knew you knew how to have a ball. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7867 | I prefer my punishment on the rocks, not behind them.” | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7868 | Sisyphus is your NAME. Oh, come have a drink then. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7869 | Sweetie, that's not what I meant by "on the rocks"..... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7870 | 10 commandments weren't good enough? | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
7871 | So, waddya think of my idea? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7872 | Hi–Sisyphus, right? You come here often? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7873 | I like a man who takes his time... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7874 | So...what do you do to workout? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7875 | I try to come here after work every Thursday; hope I see you around. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7876 | Say, sir, are you enjoying your hi-ball as much as I am ? Steve G. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7877 | I promise to propose once I get this boulder over the hill. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7878 | I know I'm not the type of bird most people expect. Prometheus certainly didn't. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7879 | Yes, Sisyphus was here, but he fell down | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7880 | Are you going to vote in the next election? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7881 | You wanted a scotch on the rocks with a twist? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7882 | Sisyphus, that you, doll? Long time no see! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7883 | When you get a chance could you grab me another pina colada? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7884 | Sorry, I’m more of a Jazz aficionado. I’m not into Rock ‘n Roll. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7885 | Hey, King, how's about a nightcap? | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
7886 | Hey there handsome, do you pass here often? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7887 | Perhaps we should find a better way to rock and roll! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7888 | Hey John! Management decided that all boulders need to be moved to that other mountain. Sorry! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7889 | We write articles about China managing Covid19 properly even though they created it an didn’t travel ban because we support self affirming ignorance | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
7890 | With pain but no gain because the world is all the pain | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7891 | How ‘bout we take this eternal suffering of rolling a rock up a hill back to my place? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7892 | You're closer than you think. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7893 | Sisyphus finds more meaning in other pursuits | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7894 | I know how you feel, this Merlot tastes more like a Shiraz and it is not going down easy. See you tomorrow! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7895 | Can you order me a whiskey on the rocks? | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
7896 | Finally, someone who understands the struggle I face up here | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7897 | I’ll need that chilled for an hour, too. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7898 | It seems that one of us is over dressed | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 40 | 3 | 0 |
7899 | honey, I understand you miss doing the things you used to do in real normal world before we stranded on this island. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7900 | "Yup, that's how high the bar has been set. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
7901 | A quickie special today, will relax you, only $75 until 6 pm | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7902 | Hope you’ll be back for the happy hour. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7903 | You think this one's large, I have one at home thats much bigger. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7904 | Honey, the Waiter told you that Rolling Rock wasn't on Tap... | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7905 | Hey handsome. How about a drink when you're done? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7906 | And I thought the Time Machine was a restaurant. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7907 | Just let the boulder roll down the hill and join me for a drink for once! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7908 | Why Sisyphus, you have aged terribly! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7909 | An eternity of Australian Chardonnay is the thanks I get for trying to broaden people’s palates. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7910 | Hi! Didn't I just see you here the other night? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7911 | i´ll join with a whisky on the rocks " | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7912 | Hurry up, it's only about a millenium to closing time | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7913 | I'm ready to rock and roll! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7914 | Lady, I'll be right back with your rocks on the Scotch, I mean Scotch on the rocks. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7915 | Looks like you’re ready to rock my world: again, & again, & .... again. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7916 | I hate it if you say we meet after work | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7917 | Have you considered going on a diet? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
7918 | Hey what's up patty long time no see I've been on Paleo for uhh 1 year now | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
7919 | Kellyanne, tell Trump, I'm going to get rid of the data. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7920 | Okay, I got a big one. Now, can I get in? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7921 | I take mine straight up. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7922 | There he is! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7923 | Meet me here tomorrow | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7924 | This could be an email. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7925 | Why aren't you laughing? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7926 | still happy, tough guy? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
7927 | I just quit my job. Way to tedious. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7928 | Look me up after eternity. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7929 | That's a helluva gallstone, honey. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7930 | It’s Bring Your Own Booze! | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7931 | If you think THAT’s a Sisyphean task, you should try the Long Island Ice Tea here. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7932 | Why don't you dump it on the other side? | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7933 | Congratulations, you got the roll role! | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7934 | So what will it be for you big boy, a Manhattan on the rocks, perhaps. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7935 | This rolling stone is on its way back to the top! | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
7936 | I don’t care if your a sissy and a wuss. I just asked for your name. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7937 | Well, the advertisement did say drinks with a view. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7938 | Let me know when you’re ready to go down. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 2 | 0 |
7939 | And if it’s not too much trouble, could you also deliver my iron pyrite meteorite to penthouse suite 22A? | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7940 | Hi, I'm also here for just networking. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7941 | Looks like great exercise! I already had my run! | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7942 | You can go as far as you want; there is no peak. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7943 | You’re doing great sweetie. After your done, meet me down here for a glass. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7944 | City worker and their supervisor. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
7945 | Hey handsome, would you like to get your rocks off and have a martini with me? | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
7946 | Hold it man let me put on story.. | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
7947 | From now on, help me out or sit here at your own risk | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
7948 | I’m sorry you’ll have to come back later. We’ve reached our angle of repose for today. | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
7949 | Sisyphus? Are you taking any medication? aption | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
7950 | life really does imitate art, my first date after finishing ATLA @katherinedematteo | 1.0612 | 0.03460 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
7951 | Hey sailor, if you let go a little bit, we could push some pretzel sticks around over here. | 1.0600 | 0.03393 | 50 | 47 | 3 | 0 |
7952 | I’m flattered you and your wife and interested in opening things up and want to know if I’m interested, but I don’t fuck rocks anymore. | 1.0500 | 0.05000 | 40 | 39 | 0 | 1 |
7953 | Sisyphus versus Syphilis” | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7954 | Nice rock Hon! But you should have just gone to Jared's | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7955 | I like a man who works out. Join me for a drink? | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7956 | Can’t stop now - I already paid for the lifetime account! | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7957 | That looks like a lot of work just to promote Prostatic Hyperplasia Day. | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7958 | Man/Teacher: “I could use some help with the upcoming school year.” Woman/Secretary of Education: “You’re not on my calendar.” | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7959 | Mmmm nice ball | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7960 | Your cocktail is chilling; don’t take any age! | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7961 | Oh, stop being a sisy! | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7962 | Yeah, that is what a gold membership in Sisyphus Elixir™ time travel agency can buy! a premium spot to watch the company's founder in his miserable early days. | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7963 | Hey there,Sisyphus! When do you get off? | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7964 | You look like you could use a cold Rolling Rock right about now. | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7965 | Excuse me, I thought that the kitchen staff is supposed to wear masks! | 1.0500 | 0.05000 | 40 | 39 | 0 | 1 |
7966 | Catch you on the way down! Or up! Or down! Or up! Or do.... | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7967 | When I said 'martini-rocks', I meant ice! | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7968 | How’d you like to get outta here, just the sisyphus? | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7969 | Apparently, there are still some people out there who keep trying. I just marry. | 1.0500 | 0.03490 | 40 | 38 | 2 | 0 |
7970 | Care to stop for a highball? | 1.0488 | 0.04878 | 41 | 40 | 0 | 1 |
7971 | Looking for a real roll? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7972 | Hey big boy - time for a break? Don’t be a sissy - fuss over me a bit... | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7973 | No, I said bourbon neat | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7974 | Do you think you can prop that up somehow so we can have a little shade? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7975 | Hurry up ! The power ball draw is in five minutes. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7976 | Yes, I asked for a rock. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7977 | I had no idea you became a rock and roller! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7978 | Don't be a Sissy making a Fuss about it. | 1.0488 | 0.04878 | 41 | 40 | 0 | 1 |
7979 | How? I became an influencer. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7980 | Do you mind if I put some of these peanuts under your rock to break them open? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7981 | Sorry, that seat's taken. | 1.0488 | 0.04878 | 41 | 40 | 0 | 1 |
7982 | when I asked you, “Do you think you could roll that boulder to our table?” it was more of a hypothetical. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7983 | Sisyphean Struggle of understanding women | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7984 | ‘To give you the general idea...’ | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7985 | What keeps you going so long? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7986 | Could you make mine a double? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7987 | OH, you're trying to convert some trump voters? I pass on that. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7988 | Sisyphus, how about a drink? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
7989 | "I'm having a Jerry Garcia moment. Rock and roll, man. Rock and roll. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7990 | Look who’s rocking out early. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7991 | I swiped "uphill." I swiped "downhill." Somehow I got you both times. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7992 | Hey , my name is Sissy too... | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7993 | Hey baby, want to get your rock off? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7994 | Have a sip, and I won't have to imagine you happy, Mr. Sisyphus. | 1.0476 | 0.04762 | 42 | 41 | 0 | 1 |
7995 | I'll meet you at the next aid station. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7996 | Where's your Papa?" HaHa | 1.0476 | 0.04762 | 42 | 41 | 0 | 1 |
7997 | I’ll have another rosé when you get a chance. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7998 | 'One must imagine Sisyphus happy.' - Albert Camus | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
7999 | Back in 2020 we used to keep our coughs for ourselves | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
8000 | Rock and roll music is mine, too | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8001 | But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. | 1.0465 | 0.04651 | 43 | 42 | 0 | 1 |
8002 | I love rock 'n rollers! Come have a drink with me, Sisyphus. | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8003 | Are you ready to rock and roll? | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8004 | Ouzo, rocks? | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8005 | I just knew Chivalry was not dead | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8006 | You won’t hear me complaining about my balls | 1.0465 | 0.03249 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8007 | It’s happy hour!” Don Dechman. Austin T | 1.0455 | 0.03177 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 0 |
8008 | Hey Tiger, When do you get off? | 1.0455 | 0.03177 | 44 | 41 | 2 | 0 |
8009 | You again? Richard Layman, Columbia, South Carolina | 1.0455 | 0.03177 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 0 |
8010 | Hi there tall, strong and handsome! Why don't you take a load off and join me for a cocktail? | 1.0455 | 0.03177 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 0 |
8011 | I’m here today for an exclusive interview with Sisyphus, and it looks like you can’t win, you break even, and you can’t get out of the game. | 1.0455 | 0.03177 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 0 |
8012 | Old rock stars never die, they just keep rockin' on. | 1.0455 | 0.03177 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 0 |
8013 | Hey, Mister. How about a whiskey with a Rolling Rock back? | 1.0444 | 0.03107 | 45 | 43 | 2 | 0 |
8014 | Did you ask « on the rock » ? | 1.0435 | 0.03040 | 46 | 44 | 2 | 0 |
8015 | The only burden I have is my bar tab. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8016 | so... we keep bumping to each other every day... | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8017 | There's an elephant at the top that just knocks it back down again. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8018 | Oh, I just wanted it straight. Thank you though. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8019 | 2018 Le Grand Bouqueteau Chinon, or just a mint? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8020 | That’s not the way the ball rolls | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8021 | I'll catch you on the flip-side. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8022 | What's up? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8023 | Would you like to join me? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8024 | Any upgrades available for today's journey? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8025 | I'm sorry if this seems inappropriate, but your quads are on point! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8026 | Decisions, decisions! Buy a lady a drink? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8027 | Hon, when you are finished there you can buy me a drink on the rocks. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8028 | Take a break? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8029 | When I said I was into Rock 'n Roll... | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8030 | And when you're done, can you do the dishes? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8031 | Hey Sys, nothing better to do with your time? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8032 | Haven't I seen you on the cover of the Rolling Stone? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8033 | Clever advertising. Now I want a Rolling Rock beer. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8034 | Cool that you're into Camus enough to put on a dramatic re-enactment of his stories. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8035 | I’ve been to this movie before. Will need a lot more wine to get through this. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8036 | I asked for this stirred not on the rocks... I need you to go back and get your manager! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8037 | I’d say to heck with the moss what’ll you have? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8038 | If you have the time, I have the wine. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8039 | Honestly, to roll up an enormous boulder up a hill for it to only roll down once you are the top, seems like a Sisyphean endeavour. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8040 | Hurry up, you'll be late for the party at the top. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8041 | You could be the Queen of Corinth soon; I'm told Donald Trump is taking over for me, here on the mountain. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8042 | Are you my Bouldr date? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8043 | Really?! I LOVE bouldering! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8044 | You workout? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8045 | Mr. Camus, Does this make it more, or less, absurd? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8046 | Hey old man, got a piece of ice to add to my drink? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8047 | Hey stranger, is this some cryptic joke about Albert Camus titles? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8048 | This is a cocktail, you got the hi-ball. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8049 | Rock on, grandpa. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8050 | And as part of our Green Building protocol, we use the lint trap to provide insulation. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8051 | Endless task of an unachievable goal - talk to my husband. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8052 | So what do you do in your spare time? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8053 | Serves you right for bringing up my time in the system ...Letterman. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8054 | Apparently, I stood up Zeus. Oh w Hey, we all have our burdens. Right now, mine is this glass of wine. It was probably a bad idea to stand up Zeus. I’ll be kicking myself for it forever. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8055 | Well Atlas, drop the world one more time and your out of here....!!! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8056 | Sisyphus, that rock will roll, again. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8057 | Post-pandemic beard and inattention to fashion. OK. But bro, the Sisyphus this is so pre-COVID-19!!! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8058 | Do you have the time? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8059 | Happy hour or what? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8060 | Did you say Syphilis? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8061 | You can’t change Destiny, but you can keep your eyes off her ass. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8062 | Did you do a wipe down? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8063 | Atlas, shrugged | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8064 | Let it roll to the bottom and stay for awhile, Sys. Then we can have a drink ! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8065 | I think you’ve mistaken me for Tantalus. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8066 | Go ahead, just remember to maintain social distancing, wear a mask and wash your hands | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8067 | Jack and the five hammers are setting up their equipment at the summit. The show is going to be a real blast. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8068 | Not sure if you said Sisyphus or Syphilis? Either way, you guessed right. I’m already fully-booked after work tonight. And, yes, every other night this week as well. David B. Smith — Miami Beach, FL | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8069 | Gym closed? Ellen Sullivan, Newbury, Massachusetts | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8070 | You must be one of the high rollers! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8071 | Why don't you come up and Mediterranean Sea me some time? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8072 | Well, then, will you have a drink with me on your way back down? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8073 | Hey, daddy. Looking for a roll in the Hades? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8074 | Hey big fella, looks like you could use a little break for an eon or two. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8075 | Samson sorry we couldn’t shoot this with visual effects . It’s a low budget production you know. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8076 | Where’s the Appletini I ordered? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8077 | Sisyphus, which one of us is the stranger? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8078 | You mean even the promise of getting some of this WAP ain't enough for you to make it to the top? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8079 | Take your time... | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8080 | Did you buy your ticket yet? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8081 | Sisyphus it to say, I’d love to take you out some time. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8082 | Impressive, you didn't mention this in the dating app. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8083 | Not THE Mr. Gotrocks!? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8084 | Really dear, what drives you? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8085 | Once you get it to the top, come and meet me for a glass of wine. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8086 | You know, you could just drop it and have a drink | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8087 | Yeah - Zeus was here for a drink earlier. You do know he was kidding about this, right? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8088 | You're slow on the uptake. Maybe try buying a girl a drink.. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8089 | Yes older guys with big balls do something for me. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8090 | Well, all right! Some old time rock 'n roll! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8091 | I'm not your sis', ofus. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8092 | Sorry, we don't have the budget for your refreshments. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8093 | You think you’ve got problems? I can’t even find anybody to freshen my drink. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8094 | Hi S...You're early today | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8095 | Honey, you can keep the rock. I will keep the rest. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8096 | Hurry and don't be absurd...it's happy hour. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8097 | I’ll be here when you’re done. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8098 | You can keep trying, but the Laffer Curve vertex doesn't exist. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8099 | Good job, buddy. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8100 | Keep "up" the good work! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8101 | It’s OK to have a drink with me. I’m the Miss of Sisyphus. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8102 | Come on, don't be a Sisy. Sit and have a drink with me. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8103 | Could you please move at least 6 feet away? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8104 | Mrs. Sisyphus is already seated, Sir. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8105 | Mick jagger... is it you? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8106 | it looked larger on tinder | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8107 | Here in Europe it’s Apéro time... Havin’ any trouble yet?! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8108 | Could you please not protest near the outdoor patio? People are trying to eat. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8109 | Our relationship will be full of ups and downs | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8110 | I am simultaneously shocked to see my destruction and perplexed whether to get into your world or not. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8111 | Work smart | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8112 | Seriously, this is going to go on for several more months -maybe years. Have a drink. You’ll need it. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8113 | While humanity parties like coronavirus has been defeated, Santa carries the weight of the world on his shoulders worrying he might be the source of the third wave. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8114 | Sorry, the sitter cancelled last minute. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8115 | God. (Day Seven). “ Nearly finished. Just popping this rock back. Pour me a drink love.” # | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8116 | I must say, you Rock | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8117 | I’d wear a mask too, but they make it so dang hard for me to breathe. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8118 | I forgot to Instagram it. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8119 | ‘When they described you as an old rocker I kinda expected someone like The Fonz.’ | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8120 | What’s this now? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8121 | When your tinder profile said you were a rock fan, this wasn't what I expected. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8122 | Make him move a boulder for this WAP | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8123 | (Hey you.. Yes you.. You are my "Rock"star..) | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8124 | I ordered a meatball. A MEAT ball. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8125 | I discovered a dwarf planet. I am the king now! | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8126 | Her: “come here often?” | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8127 | 'And by the way, what goes up comes down'. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8128 | Look, I didn’t want this either. But I’m afraid the fire’s gone out. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8129 | Can I see it at the top again? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8130 | I’ll catch you on the way back! . Susan Benjamin, Highland Park, Illinois. Ssbenjamin@sbcglobal.net | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8131 | Our president | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8132 | Never mind, send it back... | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8133 | Hey there, handsome. Want to get out of here? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8134 | You might had some, but you never had none like this Just wait til' you see my @#$% (Oooooooo!!!) @kategja @daddy_mac_x2 | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8135 | My, my. Have you been working out? | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8136 | Yes I am the new Real Housewife of Rolling Rock... | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8137 | I knew there wouldn’t be any evolved men in this place. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8138 | I thought my date was going to be Chris Rock... Hmmm.. This is Christ with a Rock! Could be fun 🤷♀️ | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8139 | So that's what happens if you violate office dress code. | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8140 | That’s uncanny | 1.0278 | 0.02817 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 0 |
8141 | Are you along, big boy? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8142 | Drop in for a margarita on the way down. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8143 | Boy, you truly do 'come her often'! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8144 | Your renovation will be delayed by a few millennia but it will be way under budget. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8145 | Good to see you again Jim. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8146 | I do that with a tractor tire on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8147 | I know Zeus gave you this task. I’d give you a hand Sisyphus, but my date will be here any minute now. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8148 | Just move that next to the futon. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8149 | Aside from being eternally sexy, what do you do for a living? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8150 | Can you finish that 'Sis'? I'm ovulating. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8151 | Love your Rock 'N Roll! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8152 | Hey, there. Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8153 | Watch the Sisyphus show! Only 10 bucks, today's special! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8154 | That's one big spicy meatball! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8155 | Hey Johnnie I actually said you could be bigger & bolder with me honey | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8156 | Why don't you let me give you a mask, since you are not distancing 6 feet | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8157 | Did I say "rock?" No! I said "rocks." I want my drink on the rocks! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8158 | I love rock n' roll. Can I buy you a drink? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8159 | You looked younger in your profile picture. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8160 | Hey, you work out? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8161 | That's one way to get stoned. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8162 | Please come again next Friday, when we roll out our new menu. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8163 | Oh, I see. I prefer my cocktail straight up with a twist” | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8164 | I know your profile said you liked rock n' roll, but I didn't realize you meant literally. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8165 | I never touch peanuts--would you like them? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8166 | Hey, honey. Come here often?” | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8167 | My boulder was bigger | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8168 | I heard this place was famous for its over-the-top cocktail garnishes. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8169 | I love this place because the happy hour meatballs are huge! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8170 | Trying to reserve this table is the real Sisyphean task. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8171 | No criticism intended, Sisyphus, but you might consider trading in that rock for a drink. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8172 | Looks like a round ceiling. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8173 | Approaching me like this really took some boulders. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8174 | That must be for one helluva Negroni. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8175 | Pushing that boulder for a year, huh? That's how long it's been since Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8176 | Care to join me for a drink when you get to the top Sisyphus? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8177 | You got real hairy armpits bro. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8178 | Where's your mask? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8179 | Is that you grandpa? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8180 | Do it again, Sisyphus. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8181 | Kamala! Kamala! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8182 | The extra large meatball was ordered by the folks at Table 3. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8183 | Care to join me? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8184 | The new leadership has to decided to give you some administrative assistance on the way up, someone else will assist you on the way done. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8185 | Are you a scientist? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8186 | Sisyphus. When I asked for my drink on the rocks that’s not what I had in mind. I’ll stay in my seat and have another one. Thanks. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8187 | Did you ever have one of those days...'' | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8188 | What a pair we are: Martini and Rock-sie. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8189 | Hey, Sysiphus - Got a Match? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8190 | You think YOU've got troubles? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8191 | Really Dear don’t strain yourself, Oh when you have a moment I could us a fresh up here. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8192 | Happy hour ends in 10 minutes" | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8193 | You'd be getting nowhere over here too, pal. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8194 | Ain’t life a motherfucker? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8195 | Well, you said you wanted your drink on the rocks. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8196 | COVID Wisdom, New Zealand Envy | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8197 | Hey Sissyface, want to have a little drinkypoo? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8198 | You must be mistaken, the grand old Duke of York went up on the other side... | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8199 | Have you also gone for the jumbo meatballs? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8200 | I didn't expect "Rock & Roll" here! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8201 | Wait for me; I'd just want to shell the pistachios | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8202 | What's your point? The top's a point. Have a drink | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8203 | When you're done, we can go to my place. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8204 | My fashion magazine is doing a "loincloths in the modern world" photo series. What say we have a little chat. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8205 | Hey there big boy...got a light? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8206 | You're getting bolder and bolder. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8207 | You’re going to have to check that at the gate. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8208 | I know that I ordered my drink "on the rocks",but I think that you may be overcompensating for something. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8209 | Careful backing up, Herman, I'll be down in a few minutes to help with shave ice for the group. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8210 | Sis? Is that you? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8211 | Après snowman anyone? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8212 | You know that is not impressing me try doing it wearing heels | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8213 | I’ll have the scotch ready on your way back down. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8214 | I ordered you a Rolling Rock. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8215 | Just let me push this rock up this mountain for no reason except to show my dominance | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8216 | Your rock looked bigger on Tinder. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8217 | He’ll be a few minutes. May I take your rock? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8218 | Seems like you come here regularly. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8219 | When you finish that, could you move my stone up the hill? Essential workers are heroes. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8220 | That's NOT what I thought they meant by 'Live 80's Rock & Roll | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8221 | Your nuts. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8222 | O.k. You earned it; no more old balls jokes. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8223 | Now I'm really impressed-you can have my number. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8224 | So, you still won’t join me for a drink? machismo-baby, there’s a door you can open for me at the top. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8225 | Your Grandson certainly learned a lot from you, didn't he? Do you ever return to Krypton? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8226 | You shouldn't eat the bar nuts. Very unsafe. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8227 | Hey, Sisy honey, come on and have a drink. You can do that later. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8228 | Havin’ a ball? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8229 | What do you mean I have the wrong address? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8230 | Just Shut Up...You Had Me At Hello! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8231 | Thanks Zeus! This boulder ought to be break the ice just fine. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8232 | At this distance, it doesn't look good either. Can you bring yet another one up? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8233 | Sorry I haven't been on a date in a while. You ready to rock and roll? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8234 | I'm sure I know you. Have you been here before? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8235 | I tried to steal a rare vintage from Dionysus so now I'm stuck eternally drinking water from a wine glass and eating stale nuts. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8236 | Join me for a drink if you ever stop pushing that rock | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8237 | Why did they have to set the bar so high? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8238 | I'll be back again, and again, and again . . . | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8239 | Sorry, we only accept over-sized parcels on the other hill! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8240 | Okay, now you have a place at the table. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8241 | A drink “ on the rocks” and some oldie rock n roll.... | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8242 | Hey, big fella, why don't you put that down and come buy me a drink. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8243 | Being single is so tough these days. I go out over and over and it's back to square one every night! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8244 | I'll take the check next time you roll past | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8245 | The drink? On your way down. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8246 | I'll see you again on you way back down. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8247 | Hellooo Honey; nice legs! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8248 | Yes, I will join the happy hour. I just need to finish this task, I think it won't take long. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8249 | I work in finance, but my real passion is fitness. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8250 | You think that's big? Wait till you reach the White House. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8251 | Impressive, but usually they just offer to buy me a drink. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8252 | Could you bring me a glass of water when you’ve got a moment? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8253 | Yo, Sissy, fuss with this. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8254 | I wasn't expecting a third wheel. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8255 | Hey rockstar, wanna buy insurance? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8256 | I'll have as many drinks as necessary. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8257 | Pinch of salt might help chips an you. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8258 | Older and Bolder? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8259 | I'll take mine on the rocks | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8260 | Roll in often? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8261 | When you’re done, how would you like to buy a lady a drink? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8262 | I like a man who keeps his eye one the ball | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8263 | I'm just rolling into town, be back Monday if all else fails. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8264 | Have you been living under it? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8265 | Try yoga. You'll get the same results AND make new friends. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8266 | You're late AGAIN !! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8267 | I don’t mean to be mean, but it’s rather absurd you are still at it! Well, whatever rocks your world, old man. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8268 | Well, imagine that. Sisyphus at happy hour. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8269 | We don't do that here anymore. I bet you're reverse time-traveling or is it the whisky? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8270 | When friends visit you at work. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8271 | @therock I'm here to smell what the rock is cooking. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8272 | „What I wouldn‘t do to see her again!“ | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8273 | Not exactly what I had in mind, when you said you work with Hard Rock. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8274 | Don’t yuck my yum. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8275 | Wow! Is appraisal month here already? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8276 | Goiter? What goiter? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8277 | Hey there. You might think this is a line... but haven’t I seen you pushing that boulder by this bar before? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8278 | Superimposed Parallel World | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8279 | I just heard from corporate: no budget for raises this year, but the Christmas party is on! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8280 | Now I understand why Albert Camus told people to imagine me happy. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8281 | Dating really is a Sisyphean struggle. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8282 | Fighting with your uncle on Facebook again I see. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8283 | Labor-free consumption | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8284 | - I do. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8285 | Whatever you order me, ask them to go light on the rocks this time | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8286 | Pardon me, are those mountain climbing heels? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8287 | Give it up- it’s Phase 3! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8288 | Oh do you need a hand?" "Na! I'll just have some drink on the way back | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8289 | Damn it, how do I get it up now | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8290 | Thomas, I know you’ve been trying to make the world’s largest meatball since quarantine began, but this has got to stop. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8291 | Sorry rocks aren’t really my thing | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8292 | You don’t look at all like your tinder photo | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8293 | Yep. 7pm. The time you always rock up | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8294 | Honey, could you pick up children from the school after work? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8295 | I've never seen such big lemons! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8296 | It's leg day every day when we are carrying the weight of our sorrows, am I right? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8297 | why don't you just "find something new"? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8298 | Don't worry, by the time you're done I'm sure this COVID thing will roll over. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8299 | Dating during COVID has been next to Sisyphean, wouldn't you agree? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8300 | I hear you pair rather well with a Prometheus entrée and a Tantalus dessert. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8301 | Man, I never thought rock and roll would mean rolling this rock up this hill! | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8302 | Hello, Does a rolling stone gather COVID? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8303 | Good-riddance | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8304 | Yeah I’m gonna need a bigger rock for the amount of whiskey I’m asking for | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8305 | Hey buddy! How long have you been carrying that burden? Come lets have a break :) | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8306 | Anyways... if we sold our apartment in the city we could buy a mansion out here for the same price. How’re the shools? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8307 | They were right - dating after 50 is hard. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8308 | Which one of us is Sisyphuser? You and your stone or me with my housework? | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
8309 | This is new, usually my blind date just wears a red rose to help me recognize him | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8310 | Too bad, Sisyphus, you agreed to this being part of our divorce settlement. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8311 | Oh Noah... when you invited me for this intimate 'takeout dinner', I never thought you meant going back to the ark. I overdressed for nothing! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8312 | "Your date looks very Gneiss." | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8313 | Still saving the world? Why don’t you quit pushing against that virus and have a drink?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8314 | There are easier things in life. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8315 | Hey, Sisy, there’s another way. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8316 | This wine is truly mature. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8317 | Hey! You’re that Republican campaign manager! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8318 | Never thought I'd meet Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones here. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8319 | You're cute, but Sis is a terrible nickname. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8320 | You must be Atlas with your celestial sphere? Yes, I had to socially distance from mid town, but I didn't know they were serving drinks here too! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8321 | Slow your roll, bro. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8322 | Hey Scissorsphus, what should I write on this paper? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8323 | The merlot is fine. I have a little bowl of something here, too. What is that, a boulder? Up THAT hill? Nice. I just got off work. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8324 | So do you come here often? Did it hurt when the rock fell from heaven? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8325 | All work and no play make Sisyphus a dull boy... | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8326 | You're late for your Zoom call. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8327 | Hey, big boy. Whatcha doing after the ball? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8328 | You've got some big balls showing your face up in here." | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8329 | O.K. I'm impressed. Now, come and have a drink with me. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8330 | It’s not fault you’re an essential employee. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8331 | Is your trail, right? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8332 | No man has done it yet, Fred. I like the strong ones. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8333 | Told you that courting me is a Sisyphean task, honey | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8334 | I am I late for our date? Are you even Rebecca? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8335 | You're so easy to talk to! Let's go out again! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8336 | Let me be your sissy-phus, you stupid white bitch. Put me in a dress and beat the shit out of me. Mmm... | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8337 | Hi there, Sisyphus! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8338 | Have I done enough for you now sweetheart? Now let's go bonk in the cave. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8339 | I'm having Glenlivit on the rocks. you? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8340 | When you’re finished with that I have a few odd jobs I’d like you to do for me. Call me when you’re done. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8341 | It’s happy hour first and then I’ll help you with that ‘easy peasy Zen rock garden’, that by the way, is taking an eternity. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8342 | I’m the new girl. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8343 | Oi, that's a nice size stone you've got there. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8344 | Give it up, Sisyphus. You don't have a snowballs chance in hell. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8345 | Obviously, you think you're better than me. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8346 | Okay, Okay! I said "Take a chill PILL", ..Sheesh! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8347 | I'd love to. Just need...to finish... one thing first. Might... take... a bit... though. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8348 | At least it’s not snowballing. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8349 | Looks like you are slowing down, I see some moss. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8350 | Don’t worry; I’ll be here when you roll up next time. Submitted by Douglas Monaghan Floral Park, New York | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8351 | Nice Loincloth! Care for a drink, or are you too busy playing with your Ball? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8352 | When you get done with those mail-in ballots, why don’t you come have a glass of wine with me! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8353 | I like determined men. Have a martini with me on the way down. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8354 | Yeah I was once like you, a slave to the grind until I realized that life is to short. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8355 | When you finish with that, come and join me for a highball. I’ll wait. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8356 | Want to buy a girl a drink after work? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8357 | Even Sisyphus wouldn't wish the futility of online dating on his worst enemy. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8358 | Life's failures are stepping stones to success! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8359 | Well, you could roll that up three more hills and then come sit with me! Norah Stewart-Ross, age 5 3/4 Hanover, New Hampshire | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8360 | My brother, Sisyphus, had the same exercise routine. He’s dead. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8361 | Hi, doll. You don't look like a sissy to me. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8362 | Not a night goes by without seeing you roll up in here. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8363 | I'll just bet there's a tale to be told, old timer. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8364 | You gave up diamonds over a rolling stone?! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8365 | this place rocks | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8366 | Hubba hubba. I should order on the rocks next time. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8367 | Honestly give me a 2nd chance. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8368 | years haven't been good to you, Atlas darling... | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8369 | Working from home | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8370 | You’re lucky it’s flat! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8371 | Go on Sisifo... one more time and you will become a myth | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8372 | What? My beard Is my face mask | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8373 | Parking's a beach 'round here, isn't it? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8374 | Work hard or work smart? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8375 | You need a drink | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8376 | I don’t mean to minimize your struggle, but like, how bad could it be? You’re a cis-gendered, hetero white male. You’re not going to get into my pants with that sob story. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8377 | ‘I’ll pass on the bread. It looks a little hard.’ | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8378 | You’re blocking the bike lane | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8379 | : HE'S NOT HEAVY, HE'S MY BROTHER! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8380 | When you get a chance. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8381 | It’s just that you’re SO MUCH BETTER at pushing giant rocks than I am! | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8382 | Don't carry the world upon your shoulders | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8383 | Oh, I took mine neat. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8384 | Sure keep pushing that rock. It's all downhill from here anyway | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8385 | They say that ‘Hamilton’ directors like to see dinner theatre on your resume. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8386 | Hi Atlas, your wife just left. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8387 | Oh, you’re one of those workaholic types...well just roll on by, buddy | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8388 | Just Sisyphus - we can make it if we try. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8389 | You said you wanted it on the rocks, right? | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8390 | Sounds great, but never skip big rock day is my motto | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8391 | Let me get this taken care of and I’ll meet you here for a drink tomorrow. | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8392 | when the girl who ghosted you reapaers like nothing happened | 1.0263 | 0.02667 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 0 |
8393 | You still have that little leopard number? | 1.0256 | 0.02598 | 39 | 38 | 1 | 0 |
8394 | So you really want to go to the United States Air Force Academy!? | 1.0250 | 0.02532 | 40 | 39 | 1 | 0 |
8395 | Thanks, but I just meant I wanted the next one on ice. | 1.0250 | 0.02532 | 40 | 39 | 1 | 0 |
8396 | we both rocking all the way ! | 1.0250 | 0.02532 | 40 | 39 | 1 | 0 |
8397 | What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. | 1.0250 | 0.02532 | 40 | 39 | 1 | 0 |
8398 | Come over here and you might finally get somewhere. | 1.0250 | 0.02532 | 40 | 39 | 1 | 0 |
8399 | Is that what you meant in your profile by 'I love a challenge'? | 1.0244 | 0.02469 | 41 | 40 | 1 | 0 |
8400 | Guess what, I just opened a bottle of Rock Mountain cabernet. | 1.0238 | 0.02410 | 42 | 41 | 1 | 0 |
8401 | Who are you calling a Sisy? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8402 | Not really the kind of rock I was talking about! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8403 | Oh, sorry, I've decided to have mine up instead. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8404 | That 's a switch. I usually see pink elephants | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8405 | It took me a couple of minutes a week ago. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8406 | Still at, eh Phil? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8407 | You just missed Sisyphus ! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8408 | This darn thing keeps on rolling back down the hill! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8409 | That's not what I meant when I said let's have a ball. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8410 | The audacity! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8411 | Help me, ma'am, I am the last surviving neoliberal." "Sorry, I can't. I'm wearing high heels!" "But those are flats!" "...didn't think you'd know the difference. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8412 | Hey Sisyphus... you wanna impress me? Get me another Mai Tai. | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8413 | This creating earth business is thirsty work honey, could you pour me a nice cold beer thanks? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8414 | So, Honey! How much longer do you think you'll be? I'm aging by the minute! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8415 | Weight trainers in the spa tonight, should I reserve you a time? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8416 | Four more and your done for the day... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8417 | Well now, I’ll bet you need a reservation, unless you’ve had your fill! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8418 | Hey, Sisiphus! Let go of that thing for minute and come buy me a drink! | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8419 | Wanna gather some moss? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8420 | Once you're done, you should join me for a drink. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8421 | Sorry, Herman, when your profile said you were a high roller, I had another thing in mind. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8422 | Why all the phus about that stupid boulder, Sissy? Let it go and have one on the rocks with me. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8423 | Yes, I'm really looking forward to gyms opening back up again as well | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8424 | Can I check my snowball while I have lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8425 | I used to be that way. Now I just sip and snack! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8426 | Just a drink would have been ok. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8427 | I am so drunk, the drum you are playing looks to me like a giant boulder you are carrying up the hill! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8428 | Sysiphus would be proud of you. You're a wonderful pusher-upper. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8429 | Ready to roll ! | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8430 | Hey, beautiful, want to rock and roll together? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8431 | Hey Sísyphos! D’ya come here often? Submitted by Bruce Ross, Stratford, CT | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8432 | Whine or wine? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8433 | You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of making it to the top before it melts. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8434 | Thanks! But I ordered rocks in my rink. Not just one boulder! | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8435 | You should have waited 'til 2021 to start. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8436 | Next time, could you bring me some more breadsticks? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8437 | Not now Kate Bush I’ve got a very important deal to make. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8438 | "Only sissies would let that roll back on a girl!" | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8439 | Did you forget your "Did you forget your Hanes?" | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8440 | I could imagine you happier... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8441 | That's right, just as soon as you get that bolder over the hill. Think of me as your little gift from Zeus. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8442 | Your table will be ready shortly mam. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8443 | On your way down stop buy for a drink. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8444 | I have told you it requires a Shock that is as high as the Grade x the diameter of the rock | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8445 | Rock 'n Roll old DUDE | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8446 | I thought you were a disease. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8447 | I wanted to look like my Bumble photo! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8448 | Need an aperitif on the way down? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8449 | Hey there, big boy, want to continue that pandemic planning over a little drink? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8450 | 'Front row seat for The Rolling Stones,' they said . . . | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8451 | Oh, no, Sisyphus. I ordered an Ambrosia... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8452 | Looks like you don't get out much, on the rocks means ice. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8453 | Sorry. The Rock and Roll themed restaurant closed down last week. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8454 | Why don’t you just watch Tiger King like the rest of us? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8455 | Sisyphus, take a break from that eternally difficult task and join me for Rolling Rock. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8456 | I feel you. This vodka's bottom shelf. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8457 | When do you get off? Let's establish a herd immunity together. | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8458 | If it’s its | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8459 | Have some olives! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8460 | Hey handsome | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8461 | Nice to see big ball is back in town. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8462 | I didn't realize hell would a second marriage. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8463 | You know, you should consider going vegan. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8464 | Once that choir is complete, I have one more little knick-knack to complete for the day. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8465 | Better luck next time, Sis! | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8466 | Hey Sisyphus, join me for happy hours? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8467 | Hold that thought little lady...be right back to have a drink after I push this mothball up to the Whitehouse coatroom | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8468 | Donald? You’ve grown a beard! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8469 | I respect the training Pops, but 2020 is still going to kick your ass... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8470 | SEE YOU TONIGHT DEAR,BOWLING NIGHT,CAN'T BE LATE. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8471 | Welcome to Penance Land. Have a great eternity. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8472 | That'll teach you to replace my wine with prune juice. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8473 | Listen sis, next time roll me up a nice daiquiri. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8474 | Hello big boy, buy me a high ball? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8475 | You're too late. The guru is a busy man. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8476 | I've been waiting an eternity. I thought you weren't going to show." | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8477 | Hey, there. Got time for a drink? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8478 | Check back with me. My interest might peak next time. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
8479 | My friends said I needed to get out there and be boulder. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8480 | no problem it's all uphill from here | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8481 | Sorry! No mask no happy hour drink. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8482 | Why not try something NOT on the rocks? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8483 | Don't you sometimes just want to let it go and live on the wild side? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8484 | Are you here from Door Dash? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8485 | I've already pushed my rock to the top. Join me when you're done. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8486 | I'd help ya, but you know, social distancing... no mask... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8487 | The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8488 | Someone else already gave me one on the rocks, but thank you! | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8489 | He’s into brick. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8490 | It’s only Rock and Roll but I really like it. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8491 | Why do you even bother? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8492 | A hard core rock and roller is hard to find in these parts. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
8493 | Seeeexy- keep going! Think of it as a taste of your own medicine ball. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8494 | I said "dry Manhattan on the rocks, not a boulder | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8495 | Bet you’d love a martini right now. | 1.0000 | 0.02740 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 0 |
8496 | How many times must I tell you, Sisyphos? You'll get a drink when you reach the top. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8497 | Why do I feel like your mind is still at the office? | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8498 | So, I guess stones just drop like that for guys your age... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8499 | You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day!” | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8500 | Heart and soul, you are the one. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8501 | Sir, the name of the bar is ON THE ROCKS, not bring your own rock! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8502 | So where did you get your shorts? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8503 | Changed my mind --I do like it neat. | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8504 | Took you awhile, Sisyphus | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8505 | When you get off from work, I’ll buy you a drink. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8506 | Sir, sir -- I'd like to speak with the manager if you don't mind! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8507 | The deceitful Syphilis | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
8508 | When you are done with that could you give me a lift up the hill? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8509 | Would you like your usual table? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8510 | Next time you come by Sisy stop off for a drink. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8511 | Which way to the rock garden | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8512 | Here for the unlimited breadsticks? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8513 | Do you have time for a drink? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8514 | I can handle it | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8515 | On your way down can you get me another Manhattan | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8516 | Tyuu | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8517 | Hey thanks! You just reminded me of the kind of beer I wanted! | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
8518 | Hey Sisyphus, you look like death warmed over, cheer up, rock n'roll will never die! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8519 | What time do you finish your shift? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8520 | If you're not going back to your man cave after this, I'd love it if you joined me! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8521 | No rocks, thanks. I drink it neat. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8522 | Come sit and take a load off, handsome. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8523 | Stop by for a drink with me on your way down. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8524 | Hurry up! The soup is getting cold. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8525 | Can you hurry up? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8526 | Shocking. You look nothing like your pictures. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8527 | Zeus figured that an update on the new tv series I'm watching would be a more appropriate punishment | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8528 | Mr. Schwartz will be hearing from me! My husband’s in the restroom.” | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8529 | Hey, Sissy-Face, ask your pal Prometheus to drop down and light my cigarette. | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8530 | You’ll have to wear a mask and leave that rock for tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8531 | On second thought I’ll need two Rolling Rocks. Thanks. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8532 | Stop in for a minute on your way down. | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8533 | Could you drink someplace else? I’m trying to put myself between this and a hard place. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8534 | It’s actually “My Lord” ...and I’ll expect it every day for the rest of eternity. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8535 | jimkenty "It's all in the footwear, dear." . | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8536 | Only one? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8537 | Come to think of it, I may take a few more minutes. You got this right? Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8538 | I see that the lockdown improved your social skills... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8539 | you should be thanking your God for the round shape | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8540 | It's still a table for one, buddy. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8541 | Hey mister, you really rock! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8542 | I like a man who can't get his hands on me. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8543 | So, it turns out a 9 to 5 job has its roots in mythology but Sisyphus, your Gucci miniskirt is so tacky. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8544 | Sorry, I'm in AA. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8545 | so when do you get off work? Well, I don't! | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8546 | Oh golly, it's the angel of death. There's a load on my chest and I'm only halfway (2020). | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8547 | BIG foosball game tonight | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8548 | hey, you from stone age | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8549 | Hey Karen I heard you got fired from your job. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8550 | i see you’ve gained the covid-15 this year | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8551 | Well, look at it this way. No more fear of COVID-19. Bye! | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8552 | Are we playing charades again? Is it “You’ve got the moves like Jagger”? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8553 | Oh, we moved on from hides and bare feet! Where have you been all this time? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8554 | Does *he* have to stick around the whole time? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8555 | I’d offer some help big boy but they’re only offering me 75%... see ya tomorrow! | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8556 | ivanka trump and the health professionals | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8557 | You need to spice things up in the relationship Sisyphus ! You only know one style of Dating Night ! | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
8558 | I’m an Aquarius, what are you? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8559 | Since God was demoted and Paige took his position, things have really been getting done around here. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8560 | You don’t need a machine to keep up.. what’s wrong w you? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8561 | Hi ! Im Sisyphus —- Hey there handsome -I’m Syphilis- take a load off! . | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8562 | As I am more a serial downhill relationship, how about meeting me in the middle? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8563 | ...But is it local? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8564 | Did you bring me water like I asked? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8565 | If society played “Opposite Day” just once. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8566 | Hey, there’s a bee on your back | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8567 | Thank goodness I only ordered the one poppadom... | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8568 | « Team Lebanon 🇱🇧! » | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8569 | bringing your work home with you? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8570 | I will not be OPPRESSED no longer, I have gained strength! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8571 | Aren’t you a tad old to be rolling up into the club? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8572 | Why yes I did say on the rocks! | 1.0000 | 0.02740 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 0 |
8573 | join us again tomorrow for more of the same | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8574 | One Day we will make you proud?! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8575 | Being single has been rough for me too | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8576 | The Aperol spritz here won’t let you down | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8577 | After this, don’t say I never help you clean up. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8578 | you’re doing amazing sweetie | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8579 | Boy we are having a second round, are we? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8580 | I am loving your rock. Let me check that roll, boy! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8581 | You think you have it tough, Sysiphus? Try doing laundry. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8582 | Would you be willing to let me have that for my rock garden? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8583 | So, you work out a lot . . . | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8584 | So, how long have you been on Tinder? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8585 | Okay Sisy! Let the rock roll down. | 1.0000 | 0.02899 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
8586 | you’d be so much prettier if you would smile | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8587 | I know it feels like you’re always working harder than us, but your legs look terrific... “ today in kharma | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8588 | Mr Sisyphus, do you have a minute for feedback? We just want to know if you're happy or if she should just go ahead and imagine you are | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8589 | Is this the Returns Section? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8590 | But Really? One must imagine you happy!? | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8591 | I know you’re trying to start a trend, but rolling is the same as shaking. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8592 | It was hard to make out from your Tinder bio that hiking is your life so literally, Sisyphus." "So much for sapiosexuality, the name and pictures didn't tell you anything?! | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8593 | You’re such a Sisy. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8594 | What’s the point? Just come and have a drink. | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
8595 | Sure, I’ll have another dirty martini. | 1.0000 | 0.03077 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 0 |
8596 | Why don’t we make this SisyphUS? | 1.0000 | 0.02985 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 0 |