Contest #720 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2020-08-16T18:58:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2020-08-30T18:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2020-08-24T18:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	August 31, 2020
Number of captions	8597
Number of responses	1123201
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	I changed my mind. It would look better on the other side.	1.9701	0.00972	6526	2114	2493	1919
1	Now imagine having to do that in heels	1.8612	0.00809	9952	4029	3276	2647
2	The blind date site stated you are "Strong, upwardly mobile and persistent" which sounded good at the time.	1.8541	0.01375	3276	1288	1178	810
3	I said I prefer bolder men, not boulder men.	1.8485	0.01250	4119	1684	1375	1060
4	Oh come on...what's could the worst that could happen if you stop for a drink?	1.8429	0.01345	3444	1386	1213	845
5	When you have a minute, I ‘d like another olive.	1.8217	0.01878	1677	672	632	373
6	Good for you! Men your age usually struggle getting it up.	1.8188	0.00929	7714	3391	2322	1994
7	Your wife is lucky. I can't even get my husband to pick up his towel.	1.8147	0.00800	9907	4231	3276	2395
8	I just feel like it’s always an uphill battle with you.	1.8135	0.01888	1603	635	632	336
9	You can just buy those at the top, you know	1.8056	0.01776	2047	898	649	500
10	It keeps the restroom key from getting lost.	1.7993	0.01355	3472	1525	1119	828
11	My punishment? An eternity drinking White Zinfandel paired with honey-roasted peanuts.	1.7822	0.02012	1520	669	513	338
12	Something told me that you'd be back.	1.7780	0.01384	2910	1206	1144	560
13	My last boyfriend got too close to the sun.	1.7731	0.01241	4090	1857	1304	929
14	You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pick-up lines.	1.7707	0.00879	7997	3598	2635	1764
15	They closed my gym, too.	1.7662	0.00958	6588	2942	2243	1402
16	Oh,Sisyphus! I’ve mythed you!	1.7601	0.01462	2997	1406	904	687
17	Enough about your problems; let's talk about me.	1.7558	0.02341	999	425	393	181
18	After you’re done with that I need help with my computer.	1.7464	0.01436	2674	1162	1028	484
19	Why don't you just wait for them to flatten the curve?	1.7443	0.02050	1435	663	476	296
20	Did you know that there is a freight elevator around back?	1.7418	0.01275	3617	1651	1249	717
21	I am also unattainable.	1.7404	0.00890	8389	4158	2251	1980
22	Is there a Missusyphus?	1.7358	0.01456	2801	1299	943	559
23	Actually I’m relieved. I thought your dating profile name was a reference to syphilis.	1.7289	0.01006	6492	3256	1741	1494
24	No, no, finish what you were doing.	1.7259	0.01470	2598	1183	944	471
25	That wasn’t exactly the rock I was hoping for...	1.7234	0.01638	2155	1003	745	407
26	You're doing that wrong.	1.7178	0.01614	2466	1238	686	542
27	Mine is that I have to go on endless online dates.	1.7163	0.01528	2397	1107	863	427
28	Paper! I win	1.7145	0.01702	2154	1067	635	452
29	I'm going to need you to take that all the way back down, then come back with your mask	1.7102	0.02252	1201	590	369	242
30	There's probably a very specific word in German for this situation.	1.7097	0.01635	2177	1041	727	409
31	This is what fixing our country will be like, Joe. So pace yourself.	1.7054	0.02256	1205	599	362	244
32	You don't have to do this forever, you know. That's only a myth.	1.7047	0.02811	701	328	252	121
33	Walter just valet the darn thing so we can start dinner.	1.7032	0.01078	5259	2617	1581	1057
34	I’ve got time for a good time, if you’ve got the inclination.	1.7027	0.01238	4342	2281	1067	992
35	Think of it as God's way of helping you understand women...	1.6977	0.01045	5773	2955	1608	1210
36	You just have to learn to let it go.	1.6944	0.01247	3681	1787	1230	663
37	Now imagine doing that for 10% less pay.	1.6926	0.01943	1503	728	509	266
38	Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe!	1.6916	0.00995	6359	3285	1748	1325
39	Whatever. It’s still not an excuse for being late.	1.6863	0.01976	1342	628	507	207
40	Why yes, I do date men trapped in pointless, self-destructive cycles.	1.6790	0.01346	3143	1561	1030	552
41	Dr. Fauci. So nice to see you again."	1.6790	0.01063	5778	3110	1411	1256
42	So...“the man, the myth and the legend” wasn’t just a catchy profile description.	1.6762	0.01674	1995	985	671	339
43	Your name wouldn't happen to be Fauci, would it?	1.6750	0.01509	2748	1451	739	558
44	So, where do you see yourself in 500 years	1.6677	0.01869	1643	835	519	289
45	Do you struggle endlessly through here often?	1.6663	0.01091	5056	2643	1453	958
46	Oh,god...not another aging rock star.	1.6655	0.01843	1719	885	524	310
47	Have you ever tried publishing New Yorker captions? Basically the same thing	1.6624	0.01154	4974	2769	1115	1090
48	I think I liked it more at the bottom.	1.6539	0.01363	2866	1430	998	438
49	Again, backwards and in heels and then I'll be impressed.	1.6477	0.01262	3665	1943	1070	652
50	So, a rolling stone gathers momentum, huh?	1.6350	0.01394	3436	2002	684	749
51	But can you KEEP it up?	1.6328	0.01377	3126	1718	841	567
52	That's one hell of a dung ball. You must be from Washington D.C.	1.6299	0.01394	3626	2197	574	855
53	I don’t think you’re fully comprehending the gravity of the situation.	1.6142	0.02221	1081	577	344	160
54	I seem to be between a rock and a hard drink.	1.6136	0.01416	2844	1570	796	472
55	The invite said BYOB. Well this is awkward.	1.6112	0.01750	1726	922	553	251
56	Oh please. I've already done it backwards and in heels.	1.6111	0.01508	2592	1463	672	456
57	Sisyphus, is that like a nickname or what?	1.6064	0.01564	2449	1404	601	438
58	I know you’ve got your hands full, but can you bring me another round on your way back? Thanks.	1.6062	0.01507	2509	1400	689	413
59	When you're done, I'd like to see a menu please.	1.6053	0.01500	2465	1367	706	392
60	Honestly, I’m not worth the effort.	1.6033	0.01609	2352	1366	549	432
61	Your profile said you owned a scenic Boulder getaway...	1.6026	0.01628	2310	1347	528	427
62	Sorry, I said hold the rocks.	1.6000	0.01635	2220	1280	548	392
63	Nice try, but I was expecting a diamond.	1.5994	0.01658	2194	1277	519	397
64	Oh thank goodness I thought you said syphilis	1.5990	0.01655	2202	1282	521	399
65	It must be one hell of a scotch.	1.5976	0.01816	2125	1344	292	489
66	Come on. One drink. What's the worst that could happen?	1.5946	0.02808	624	331	215	78
67	No, the gods are okay with me. This is just exercise.	1.5918	0.01756	1918	1118	465	334
68	Well, at least you don't have to try to push it through a glass ceiling.	1.5910	0.01780	1763	1000	484	279
69	Yeah, kinda like marriage.	1.5866	0.01846	1766	1045	402	317
70	I’m having a sensation of déjà vu.”	1.5860	0.01858	1744	1030	395	313
71	I love a man with balls.	1.5844	0.01945	1701	1050	309	342
72	When I ordered a rolling rock, that isn't exactly what I had in mind...	1.5826	0.01936	1617	968	356	293
73	So, do you come here ad infinitum?	1.5826	0.01855	1605	918	439	248
74	You busy?	1.5823	0.01874	1652	966	406	278
75	... “while you’re at it dear, do you mind retrieving my purse from the car?”	1.5820	0.01944	1629	979	341	301
76	Oh, not quite. I meant a shoulder to lean on, not boulder.	1.5801	0.01957	1591	959	338	291
77	Oh I’ve met your brother Syphilis	1.5798	0.02010	1604	997	282	324
78	To be frank, you’re not the sort of high roller I had in mind.	1.5794	0.05177	214	125	54	35
79	You do know this is the definition of insanity, right?	1.5777	0.01898	1461	823	432	206
80	Sisyphus? No, sorry I don’t have a reservation under that name. Can you try again on your way back down?	1.5724	0.02097	1429	885	270	274
81	Impressive, but I’ve stopped having drinks with guys from the Paleolithic period.	1.5709	0.02117	1389	858	269	262
82	Infatuation,disillusionment,inevitable rejection. I'll stick with my rock,thanks.	1.5706	0.02140	1381	860	254	267
83	At least you still have a job.	1.5697	0.01980	1234	678	409	147
84	You know you're just a metaphor, right?	1.5686	0.02324	955	541	285	129
85	They've rewritten the myth...you don't get anywhere near the top now.	1.5678	0.02173	1328	827	248	253
86	Cheer up, the other guy is getting his liver chewed out by an eagle!	1.5677	0.03884	347	198	101	48
87	Whew ! Thank God I thought your Tinder profile said Syphilis...	1.5645	0.02143	1279	775	286	218
88	No offense, but the boulder looked a lot larger on your profile.	1.5643	0.02052	1260	727	353	179
89	It's the journey, not the destination, eh?	1.5641	0.02107	1108	619	353	136
90	‘Impressive stuff. Not too many men can get it up at your age’.	1.5640	0.02092	1243	727	331	185
91	I see the Fates finally caught up with you, Donald.	1.5626	0.02156	1230	738	292	200
92	I said ROCKS, not ROCK!!!	1.5624	0.02256	1241	780	217	239
93	Maybe one of these times you'll stop and smell the rosé.	1.5623	0.02232	1236	764	237	226
94	Dinner and an eternal show	1.5611	0.02260	1219	761	226	228
95	I see you also enjoy futile endeavors	1.5608	0.02019	1168	647	387	134
96	You though there was opportunity for advancement when you applied for this job ???	1.5605	0.02296	1215	773	203	239
97	I feel the same way about every guy I meet at the bar.	1.5584	0.02352	1164	743	187	231
98	I said bolder, not boulder	1.5582	0.02047	1177	665	367	145
99	Please let it roll down the other side.	1.5580	0.02321	1172	740	204	224
100	The drinks are strong, the clientele are hip, but the whole 'primitive rustic vibe' is a bit much.	1.5580	0.02342	1172	749	190	232
101	Cry me a river, buddy. I’ve been here since 1957 in a girdle and dress two sizes too small.	1.5580	0.02231	1061	618	294	149
102	After a couple of drinks, I get 'boulder' too!	1.5575	0.02321	1148	721	214	213
103	I know how you feel, I'm a liberal.	1.5569	0.02120	1124	643	336	145
104	I said, grow a PAIR!	1.5559	0.02439	1110	719	154	228
105	TGIF, am I right?	1.5555	0.02328	1109	686	223	196
106	This isn't tedious, ma'am. I used to fact check Donald Trump's claims.	1.5554	0.03082	614	376	135	103
107	It's just gonna go down-hill from here, honey.	1.5549	0.02121	1121	643	334	144
108	Is that my skirt?	1.5541	0.02452	1099	716	155	226
109	Well, hello again!	1.5527	0.02201	1073	626	301	146
110	Tired of your dead-end job? Let me tell you about Vertical Marketing Systems.	1.5526	0.02428	1084	697	175	212
111	Look at it as a form of meditation.	1.5524	0.02449	1059	676	175	205
112	Been there.	1.5524	0.02335	1088	672	225	188
113	Well, these nuts aren’t gonna crack themselves.	1.5523	0.02426	1081	694	177	210
114	So I have been in limbo for awhile .... what about you?	1.5515	0.02423	1059	673	188	198
115	That's so funny—I'm FROM Boulder.	1.5509	0.02350	913	527	269	117
116	I'm not sure I can live with a man who has this much baggage.	1.5500	0.03196	480	274	148	58
117	Don’t roll with it.	1.5497	0.02514	1046	687	143	216
118	Hey handsome. Wanna rock and roll?	1.5497	0.02532	1037	683	138	216
119	That's funny....Zeus condemned me to an eternity of happy hours	1.5495	0.02263	1030	608	278	144
120	Dr. Fauci, is that you?	1.5492	0.02330	1027	622	246	159
121	Oh yeah? Well just try unsubscribing from Amazon Prime.	1.5485	0.02336	959	565	262	132
122	FYI on the rocks doesn't mean what to used to.	1.5485	0.02504	1021	661	160	200
123	That's nothing. I lived through 2020.	1.5472	0.02273	1007	593	277	137
124	How do you like this new-normal gym?	1.5470	0.02546	1000	652	146	200
125	Did you know we all take a drink every time it rolls down the hill?	1.5467	0.02393	986	603	227	156
126	A Scot on the rock?	1.5455	0.02611	979	650	123	205
127	I said rocks - plural.	1.5444	0.02578	968	627	145	190
128	Deja vous all over again.	1.5441	0.02580	963	625	146	189
129	I’m waiting for Godot.	1.5436	0.02446	918	557	223	138
130	I'm way easier.	1.5436	0.02319	964	570	264	130
131	Up a little further. More... more... no. Down some. Too far. Up a little.	1.5429	0.02392	945	570	237	138
132	What's 'bring your child to work day' like?	1.5429	0.02582	945	608	152	180
133	I was cursed to drink a bottomless glass of the same cocktail for eternity, you must have really pissed them off!”	1.5428	0.02439	947	582	216	149
134	I told you to leave it at coat check.	1.5425	0.02588	942	609	149	180
135	Hang in there. We think he’ll be impeached any day now.	1.5418	0.02572	921	588	167	166
136	I'm sorry, but after my second child I learned that I can't really push anything without problematic consequences.	1.5418	0.02659	945	628	116	198
137	...and every time I get to the bottom of the glass, it just fills right back up again.	1.5418	0.02369	945	566	246	133
138	I was really hoping to see Dionysus tonight.	1.5417	0.02530	936	593	179	164
139	When you said you'd get me the biggest rock I'd ever seen, you weren't kidding.	1.5406	0.02373	923	549	249	125
140	Yes, it's a big rock. But it's not what I meant.	1.5404	0.02400	929	560	236	133
141	Okay, fine, l’ll let you buy me a drink.	1.5403	0.02570	918	586	168	164
142	You think that's futile - try hanging out at this bar.	1.5403	0.02439	931	575	211	145
143	Whose face did you say you were carving up there on Rushmore?	1.5397	0.02712	906	605	111	189
144	Found my snowball in hell!	1.5389	0.02653	900	587	137	173
145	Every time I almost finish my drink, it just fills back up! What happens to you?	1.5385	0.02515	884	545	202	137
146	Got to stay in shape somehow	1.5380	0.02673	894	587	133	174
147	I come here to relax. What about you?	1.5379	0.02632	885	569	154	161
148	That's impressive, but can you part the Red Sea?	1.5373	0.02637	897	583	146	168
149	You think that's futile? Try online dating.	1.5346	0.02416	853	503	244	106
150	And as he passed the beautiful woman alone at the bar again, he thought to himself, ‘One of these days, I’ll work up the courage to stop and say hello.’	1.5342	0.02584	863	542	178	141
151	Well, my last boyfriend flew too close to the sun.	1.5340	0.02458	852	510	229	113
152	My husband can't get it up either.	1.5330	0.02552	833	511	200	122
153	The correct answer was 'Neat'"	1.5324	0.02848	834	568	88	178
154	Told you,the earth was flat and the sun revolved around it.	1.5321	0.02853	825	560	91	174
155	Gravity is my worst enemy, too.	1.5319	0.02486	816	486	226	104
156	Sorry I'm late. The trip over here was a lot further than I thought.	1.5316	0.02846	822	555	95	171
157	Care to join me when your shift is done, Sisyphus?	1.5316	0.02772	824	544	122	158
158	See me when you're ball's dropped!	1.5315	0.02840	826	556	95	172
159	No I said I like THE rolling stones	1.5312	0.02439	832	492	238	102
160	Betcha won't mansplain to VP Harris, next time.	1.5311	0.02750	804	521	139	144
161	You might want to check your feet. You just walked through a lot of broken glass.	1.5304	0.02884	807	549	88	169
162	Why do I always fall for the ones with baggage?	1.5291	0.02471	807	478	231	98
163	I prefer a bottomless martini.	1.5290	0.02830	811	542	105	162
164	Rejected Music Video Concept #478: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill	1.5289	0.02883	813	554	84	173
165	A highball in a Collins glass, Nico!	1.5285	0.02927	789	539	81	168
166	Keep pushing! You're almost there.	1.5280	0.02852	786	523	109	152
167	What a relief, I thought you said you had syphilis.	1.5275	0.02672	783	491	171	121
168	My papa was a rollin' stone.	1.5271	0.02738	793	514	141	138
169	I thought you were just a myth.	1.5269	0.02753	780	502	145	133
170	The water looks fine but I don't see the ice I ordered.	1.5261	0.02928	785	538	81	166
171	The real reason Sisyphus never reached the summit.	1.5253	0.02673	771	482	173	116
172	Which finishing school did you say you went to?	1.5248	0.02988	766	530	70	166
173	Real Housewives of the Stone Age	1.5242	0.02922	763	514	94	153
174	The next round is on me.	1.5241	0.02772	767	495	142	130
175	Sorry, I'm actually looking for someone who will move mountains, not boulders.	1.5235	0.02555	745	443	214	88
176	Maskers vs. Anti-Maskers - one is definitely carrying the burden more than the other	1.5234	0.03002	749	512	74	159
177	Maybe next time.	1.5231	0.02807	757	492	134	131
178	Hey, if you want a change of pace, try first dates in New York. It's about the same.	1.5231	0.02868	759	504	113	142
179	contest # 720. Honey, you make our struggle look so easy I should toast our efforts, someday.	1.5231	0.02990	759	527	68	164
180	I'll be here tomorrow, Sisyphus.	1.5227	0.02890	750	499	110	141
181	I hear those hand carved ice balls are to die for!	1.5225	0.02956	754	510	85	154
182	Don't slip.	1.5223	0.02912	739	490	108	139
183	Good news Sisyphus! You are considered "essential" so you can keep working.	1.5219	0.02776	730	463	153	114
184	'I'd love a Vodka on the rock when you have a chance.'	1.5217	0.02851	736	480	128	128
185	Yes, we have your reservation, but we’d not expected you'd be stoned!	1.5216	0.02927	740	496	102	142
186	You think pushing that rock up a hill every day for the rest of your life just to see it roll back down is tough? Try meeting a guy here who isn't a jerk.	1.5199	0.02843	727	479	121	127
187	Didn't I see you here yesterday?	1.5197	0.02636	712	429	196	87
188	You need to learn when to let go.	1.5196	0.02595	716	427	206	83
189	Why won't Tantalus ever have a drink with me?	1.5195	0.02987	718	480	92	140
190	Encore!"	1.5190	0.02997	711	478	92	138
191	Oh you know, same old same old. How about you?	1.5183	0.02671	710	433	186	91
192	Your profile said "Persistent in the Face of Hopelessness," and I thought, That's my soulmate.	1.5183	0.02581	710	421	210	79
193	I see you. Slippery slope. Gym closed. Barber furloughed. One day, one way or another , we'll all get high.	1.5176	0.02941	711	475	105	131
194	Greek - comes with rolls.	1.5163	0.03129	676	466	71	139
195	Biden???	1.5159	0.03029	694	470	90	134
196	You again?	1.5158	0.02603	696	414	205	77
197	It feels like I've been waiting an eternity for you to buy me a drink.	1.5152	0.02920	689	449	123	116
198	Big deal, I'm condemned to a life of eternal dating.	1.5152	0.02710	689	422	179	88
199	Don't complain, when I had that job it was a cube.	1.5146	0.02869	616	378	159	79
200	I know you've been trying to impress me for years, but this is ridiculous!	1.5146	0.03002	686	457	100	126
201	Is this what 2020 looks like?	1.5142	0.02708	671	407	183	81
202	I guess I’ll get drunk while you get stoned	1.5140	0.03768	358	220	92	46
203	The best part of eternity is that it's always 5 o'clock.	1.5138	0.02802	654	404	164	86
204	So how long have you been a White House advisor?	1.5136	0.02843	664	418	151	95
205	A homeless! Call the cops!	1.5124	0.03195	646	447	67	132
206	It's paper maché, don't tell the boss!	1.5122	0.02827	654	408	157	89
207	How about coming to my place? It's just a stone's throw away.	1.5121	0.02733	660	402	178	80
208	Sisyphus began to wonder if he was in his own eternal hell ..or his ex wife’s personal heaven	1.5116	0.02827	649	404	158	87
209	No worries. My last date was literally having his liver eaten by an eagle.	1.5115	0.02906	655	419	137	99
210	You should consider working remotely	1.5109	0.03156	458	271	140	47
211	When you’re done, I’m all yours.	1.5102	0.02771	637	388	173	76
212	You got a light?	1.5094	0.02845	636	396	156	84
213	Ha! And I thought you were just a myth!	1.5094	0.03040	640	422	107	109
214	No, I asked for "on the rocks."	1.5071	0.02827	631	391	160	80
215	Chasing Happiness	1.5071	0.03178	637	439	73	125
216	Sorry Honey. I met someone else named Atlas. He makes me feel like I'm on top of the world.	1.5065	0.02807	618	378	167	73
217	Again?	1.5057	0.02850	611	377	159	75
218	It'll go away, eventually.	1.5050	0.03226	606	415	76	115
219	Sorry. You seem nice, but I'm meeting another myth.	1.5042	0.02788	601	363	173	65
220	Still working for the New Yorker I see.	1.5041	0.02918	605	380	145	80
221	Karma’s a bitch, huh?	1.5041	0.02935	613	389	139	85
222	No, ma'am. This still beats being married.	1.5035	0.03343	429	262	118	49
223	I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for "old fashioned, on the rocks"!	1.5034	0.02904	596	371	150	75
224	Really???? Why bother?	1.5034	0.03199	596	402	86	107
225	I asked for two ice cubes.	1.5034	0.03146	596	397	98	101
226	Is your name Sisyphus or are you just looking for an excuse to check me out again?	1.5025	0.03094	591	387	111	93
227	I’m a lot easier than that...	1.5025	0.03078	595	389	113	93
228	Yeah.. Wait till you meet my mother.	1.5025	0.03204	601	409	82	110
229	Are you glad do see me, or is that an infinitely recursive task in your pocket?	1.5017	0.03252	582	396	80	106
230	On your way back down, can you bring me some hand sanitizer?	1.5017	0.03179	586	392	94	100
231	You know there's an app for that, right?	1.5008	0.02799	589	356	171	62
232	What a relief. I thought you texted syphilis.	1.5000	0.03059	576	371	122	83
233	Until you've been a 45 year old woman online dating for 4 years, I have no sympathy for you.	1.5000	0.02876	576	353	158	65
234	Whenever your hands are free I'd like a refill.	1.5000	0.02908	576	356	152	68
235	No not that boulder, the other one.	1.4991	0.03054	575	370	123	82
236	You’re doing it wrong	1.4991	0.02986	569	358	138	73
237	You were the one who wanted to move it. I was fine with it where it was.	1.4991	0.02900	561	343	156	62
238	You call that a pick up line? Try again.	1.4982	0.03297	568	389	75	104
239	Take it to the delivery entrance , please.	1.4982	0.03220	568	381	90	96
240	mole hill much?	1.4982	0.03426	568	401	47	118
241	So where do you see yourself in five years?	1.4982	0.02966	558	347	144	67
242	You know they have a valet, right?	1.4964	0.02999	558	351	137	70
243	Hey Moses, you’re a bit early with rolling away the stone... Maybe grab a couple of tablets instead?	1.4964	0.03439	558	394	49	114
244	Would a text letting me know you're running late have killed you?	1.4964	0.02976	550	342	143	65
245	I knew you'd be back.	1.4955	0.02941	559	347	147	65
246	That's nothing. I'm pushing 50.	1.4955	0.02962	559	349	143	67
247	Have you considered working remotely?	1.4935	0.03027	535	335	136	64
248	And when you're done with that you can pass the Equal Rights Amendment.	1.4926	0.03131	542	351	115	76
249	I have to sit here forever drinking Manhattans and waiting for a man who's never going to come. What are you doing?	1.4925	0.03023	536	336	136	64
250	Well, well, Sisyphus! You're finding out that when you grow old, your beard gets longer, the hills get steeper, and your balls...er..ah...ya see what I mean....	1.4925	0.03371	532	364	74	94
251	Punished by the gods you say? If you're my blind date, that makes two of us	1.4925	0.03140	530	341	117	72
252	Don't worry. Lots of guys have trouble getting it up.	1.4904	0.03043	520	325	135	60
253	When your profile said you were in to “rolling stones” I thought you meant the band.	1.4904	0.03019	520	323	139	58
254	So, you're in AA during quarantine, eh?	1.4904	0.03411	520	357	71	92
255	Wow! I never met anybody named Sisyphus before. You think I could take a quick selfie with your rock for my Facebook page?	1.4894	0.03384	521	355	74	90
256	Not quite the rock 'n roll evening I had in mind for our first date	1.4893	0.03415	515	353	72	90
257	Drop by for a drink when your job is over !	1.4893	0.03426	515	354	70	91
258	The more I see you the less I yearn for a purpose driven life	1.4883	0.02969	514	315	147	52
259	Work hard, play hard?	1.4882	0.03362	510	344	83	83
260	You'd look younger if you smiled	1.4882	0.03100	510	322	127	61
261	Your hell or mine?	1.4880	0.03168	498	317	119	62
262	Oh, you think the gods were rough on you? They promised me eternity with a Rolling Stone legend.	1.4880	0.03194	498	319	115	64
263	What don't you get about "No shirt. No socks. No service?"	1.4873	0.03193	511	331	111	69
264	I gave up	1.4871	0.03446	505	347	70	88
265	I've heard about the myth...but I want to hear about the man.	1.4871	0.03106	503	317	127	59
266	You're real late! Paper & Scissors went up hours ago!	1.4858	0.03213	494	318	112	64
267	How about a vodka on the rock?	1.4850	0.03420	499	340	76	83
268	This is from the gentleman at the bottom of the mountain.	1.4849	0.03223	497	322	109	66
269	Let me tell ya...it all goes downhill from here.	1.4848	0.03140	493	312	123	58
270	Me? I’m eternally stood up.”	1.4847	0.03083	491	306	132	53
271	Same time tomorrow?	1.4837	0.02996	492	301	144	47
272	Must be great to be an essential worker!	1.4837	0.03158	492	313	120	59
273	Hey, ever see Groundhog Day?	1.4837	0.03051	492	305	136	51
274	Is that Zoombalates? Peloyoga? Or what?	1.4836	0.03468	488	334	72	82
275	Your fly's open.	1.4833	0.03294	478	311	103	64
276	You know the definition of insanity, right?	1.4824	0.03134	483	304	125	54
277	Be careful. Sisyphus is just ahead of you.	1.4819	0.03159	469	294	124	51
278	Wait till you reach 2020.	1.4817	0.03237	465	296	114	55
279	AT SISIPHUS BAR: WHERE ON THE ROCK MEANS ON THE ROCK!	1.4813	0.03490	482	331	70	81
280	Romancing the Stone?	1.4806	0.03019	464	281	143	40
281	I like a man who’s not afraid of commitment.	1.4802	0.03002	481	294	143	44
282	Don’t be hard on yourself, lots of men can’t get it up	1.4800	0.03186	475	302	118	55
283	That's not the kind of rock I meant. Try again	1.4797	0.03202	469	298	117	54
284	'If you want eternal punishment, try the dating scene.'	1.4797	0.03130	469	293	127	49
285	Try doing it in these heels and for half the pay.	1.4770	0.03264	457	293	110	54
286	Hello, big boy. Play your cards right, and I could be the Miss of Sisyphus.	1.4760	0.03499	458	311	76	71
287	I'm sorry, deliveries go round the back.	1.4759	0.03356	456	299	97	60
288	I like a man who can shoulder some responsibility.	1.4747	0.03226	396	240	124	32
289	Perhaps you should wait until we flatten the curve.	1.4742	0.03268	445	284	111	50
290	Thanks, but when I said I wanted a rock, that wasn't it.	1.4726	0.03177	438	273	123	42
291	If you see Prometheus up there, tell him he still lights my fire.	1.4726	0.03060	438	266	137	35
292	Whew! I thought you said Syphilis	1.4715	0.03155	439	273	125	41
293	Oh, for crying out loud, Sisyphus. On the rocks is just an expression!	1.4711	0.03490	433	289	84	60
294	You think that's hard? Try giving birth to a 10 pound baby.	1.4710	0.03230	431	271	117	43
295	No. I didn't ask for a drink 'on the rocks'.	1.4699	0.03632	432	298	65	69
296	Paper? Scissors?	1.4696	0.03330	428	275	105	48
297	You are more impressive than my last boyfriend!	1.4695	0.03657	426	294	64	68
298	I knew you'll be late.	1.4695	0.03657	426	293	64	68
299	That reminds me, make my next one on the rocks.	1.4683	0.06140	126	81	31	14
300	Try doing it backwards and in high heels.	1.4679	0.03403	421	274	97	50
301	It's just a myth, dude. Let it go.	1.4679	0.03268	421	266	113	42
302	Your persistence is wearing me down.	1.4678	0.03595	419	284	74	61
303	Hey there, come here often?	1.4660	0.03354	412	264	104	44
304	It's called an Eternal Damnation, two ounces of gin, a twist of fate, and no finish.	1.4659	0.03313	410	260	109	41
305	I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but you really should be lifting with your legs	1.4655	0.03244	406	253	117	36
306	So sorry I'm running late babe, I just have to do , like , 1 more thing	1.4651	0.03266	415	262	113	40
307	It seems like an eternity to me too	1.4642	0.03173	405	249	124	32
308	It’s eternity somewhere.”	1.4642	0.03414	405	262	98	45
309	These new ballots are the worst.	1.4632	0.03413	408	265	97	46
310	New Zealand enjoys a cocktail while the US takes the Sisyphus approach to battling COVID.	1.4623	0.03458	398	259	94	45
311	So what brings you here?	1.4621	0.03407	409	266	97	46
312	No shirt, no shoes, no tippy-top for you!	1.4615	0.03818	403	285	50	68
313	Yes! Keep it right there. That’s the perfect background for my Zoom call.	1.4613	0.03493	401	264	89	48
314	Sure, you can join me when you're done, but I'm not going to wait for ever.	1.4608	0.03306	395	249	110	36
315	Oh look, another person with a metaphor for 2020	1.4608	0.03586	395	264	80	51
316	You'll find me equally challenging.	1.4599	0.03414	387	248	100	39
317	It's still easier than doing it backwards and in high heels.	1.4596	0.03452	396	258	94	44
318	You look like someone with a steady job.	1.4591	0.03334	403	258	105	40
319	"Good luck trying to valet park that thing."	1.4588	0.03760	388	268	62	58
320	Try this. I think I can, I think I can...	1.4583	0.03333	384	242	108	34
321	At least you have a job.	1.4583	0.03312	384	241	110	33
322	That’s the last time I mention “paleo” in my dating profile.	1.4582	0.03541	371	241	90	40
323	Hey! How’s it goin’?	1.4581	0.03770	382	263	63	56
324	Yeah? Try doing it in heels.	1.4581	0.03525	382	250	89	43
325	You were supposed to do it remotely.	1.4571	0.03692	385	262	70	53
326	Seriously? First the Paleolithic diet and now the Sisyphean exercise Program?	1.4565	0.03661	379	255	75	49
327	Am I looking at the man or the myth?	1.4562	0.03355	377	238	106	33
328	I love a man who just won’t quit.	1.4560	0.03260	375	232	115	28
329	No mask ?	1.4550	0.03390	378	241	102	35
330	„Since your work seems to take forever, I went ahead and opened the wine...“	1.4543	0.03386	372	236	103	33
331	Sorry, I'm looking for a man who can start fire.	1.4538	0.03643	368	245	79	44
332	Sorry, you need a mask to go the rest of the way.	1.4538	0.03643	368	245	79	44
333	You wouldn't believe the day I had.	1.4538	0.03412	368	234	101	33
334	It’s hard, pointless work, sure, but I’m envious of the job security you have.	1.4538	0.03561	368	241	87	40
335	Do you get what 'proletariat' means now?	1.4536	0.03876	366	255	56	55
336	So, your're clearly married	1.4533	0.03693	364	244	75	45
337	And I thought being single and over forty was the only futile endeavor in this town.	1.4526	0.03339	369	232	107	30
338	Nobody told you they fixed the elevator?	1.4521	0.03496	365	236	93	36
339	No shirt, no shoes, no mask. Sorry, you can't go any further.	1.4518	0.03679	363	243	76	44
340	Are you an essential worker? Or are you a member of Congress?	1.4518	0.03575	363	238	86	39
341	As if pushing a rock uphill forever wasn’t bad enough, they had to add temptation every 100 feet ...	1.4515	0.03458	361	231	97	33
342	So are you a high rolĺer?	1.4513	0.03625	359	237	82	40
343	I assume you come here often?	1.4510	0.03440	357	227	99	31
344	My eternal punishment is listening to you say 'come here often?' every time you come by.	1.4510	0.03530	357	231	91	35
345	Sentenced to an eternity of futility, too, eh? So where'd you go to law school?	1.4510	0.03640	357	236	81	40
346	Finally! A man who doesn't have commitment issues.	1.4503	0.03338	362	227	107	28
347	look man I got problems too, this glass keeps filling, and I don't even like pinot	1.4497	0.03410	358	227	101	30
348	Me? My punishment is to carry the conversation	1.4496	0.03603	347	226	86	35
349	You do know there’s an app for that, right?	1.4494	0.03423	356	226	100	30
350	I can relate.	1.4493	0.03559	365	240	86	39
351	No, I said you needed a bolder pickup line	1.4492	0.03483	354	227	95	32
352	You have GOT TO see Groundhog Day!	1.4492	0.03684	354	236	77	41
353	When I read on your profile that your occupation was "Rock and Roll," I wasn't expecting this.	1.4489	0.03520	352	227	92	33
354	Your gym closed too?	1.4470	0.03587	349	228	86	35
355	I’d love to, but I’m fighting an uphill battle	1.4469	0.03409	358	228	100	30
356	I'll have another when you get a chance.	1.4467	0.03693	347	231	77	39
357	Didn't I see you here last Friday?	1.4467	0.03648	347	229	81	37
358	I'd offer you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full.	1.4464	0.03376	345	216	104	25
359	It's happy hour, Sisyphus. Give it a rest.	1.4454	0.03517	339	217	93	29
360	...so, I see you're a big Stones fan too!	1.4451	0.03632	346	228	82	36
361	I'm sort of stuck in a dead-end job myself.	1.4451	0.03393	346	218	102	26
362	The Gods Condemned Me to Eternal Cocktail Hour	1.4451	0.03609	346	227	84	35
363	Don't forget, my friend. It's all about the journey, not the destination.	1.4444	0.03519	342	220	92	30
364	You know...just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should.	1.4444	0.03510	333	212	94	27
365	I don't know which is more pointless, you rolling that ball or me sitting here expecting to meet someone.	1.4441	0.03534	340	219	91	30
366	See you tomorrow!	1.4438	0.03423	338	213	100	25
367	Can you believe this used to be a punishment? It's now one of our most popular fitness routines.	1.4438	0.03573	338	219	88	31
368	Shoot, there’s my crush	1.4438	0.04142	338	244	38	56
369	That's the wrong one.	1.4425	0.03893	339	234	60	45
370	Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you perpetually struggle into mine.	1.4414	0.03758	333	223	73	37
371	So where do you imagine yourself in five years?	1.4414	0.03782	333	224	71	38
372	You know there's an elevator, right?	1.4414	0.03635	333	218	83	32
373	Of all the cocktail bars on all the mountains in Hell...	1.4411	0.03676	331	218	80	33
374	Just wait till you hit the Keystone leak!	1.4411	0.04077	331	235	46	50
375	You think that's hard? Try carrying your mother-in-law's expectations.	1.4411	0.03725	331	220	76	35
376	I'm impressed. Now come and have a drink	1.4407	0.03840	329	223	67	39
377	You know, that would be easier if you started at the top.	1.4407	0.03815	329	222	69	38
378	Mick? Mick Jagger? Still tied to that contract I see....	1.4407	0.04005	329	230	53	46
379	Actually, it's my first time here. What about you?	1.4398	0.03617	332	217	84	31
380	After this, it's the national debt.	1.4398	0.03692	332	220	78	34
381	So, I’ll see you later?	1.4396	0.03715	323	213	78	32
382	The Wise Men Restroom is on the second peak to the left	1.4390	0.04014	328	230	52	46
383	Sure, go ahead. How long could it take?	1.4379	0.03697	322	212	79	31
384	There's a mosquito on your nose.	1.4379	0.03564	322	207	89	26
385	2020. Am I right?	1.4375	0.03826	304	201	73	30
386	When I said I will say “yes” to a bigger rock, that’s not what I had in mind	1.4371	0.03539	318	203	91	24
387	What time do you get off?	1.4365	0.03635	323	211	83	29
388	I think Zeus putting me here enjoying a cool drink is a nice touch, don't you think?	1.4365	0.03555	323	208	89	26
389	You call that punishment? You should try this unoaked Chardonnay.	1.4365	0.03714	323	214	77	32
390	Sure, it's impressive, but can you do it backwards and in heels?	1.4365	0.03727	323	217	72	34
391	You’re early tonight.	1.4363	0.03570	314	201	89	24
392	Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you roll into mine	1.4353	0.03656	317	207	82	28
393	Stop by the Sisyphean Bar on your way back down. I sing “Climb Every Mountain” every hour, up until midnight.	1.4353	0.04167	317	227	42	48
394	But is it fulfilling?	1.4352	0.03653	324	213	81	30
395	Yes, for the millionth time, I do come here often.	1.4349	0.03727	315	208	77	30
396	Eventually, you'll realize that it will just keep rolling back down and it's better to just sit back, have a glass, and accept it.	1.4349	0.03700	315	207	79	29
397	'That's' the key to the restroom?	1.4349	0.03938	315	216	61	38
398	Did someone order a Rolling Rock?	1.4349	0.03727	315	208	77	30
399	Come here often?	1.4345	0.03905	313	213	64	36
400	I’m guessing now would be a bad time to ask for an ice water.	1.4345	0.03576	313	201	88	24
401	Next time up can you bring a couple of olives?	1.4345	0.03825	313	210	70	33
402	Why don't you stop for a drink on your way down the hill.	1.4345	0.04109	313	221	48	44
403	The President can see you now Dr. Faucci.	1.4345	0.03931	313	214	62	37
404	Try it in heels.	1.4345	0.03744	313	207	76	30
405	That's not what I meant when I said, "On the rocks."	1.4331	0.03596	314	203	86	25
406	the rock looked so much bigger in your profile pic.	1.4323	0.03685	310	203	80	27
407	No thanks, I prefer it straight up, not on the rocks.	1.4317	0.03698	315	208	78	29
408	I suppose we’re both condemned to grueling tasks predestined for failure — I’m dating in my forties.	1.4314	0.03776	306	203	74	29
409	I feel like this isn't going anywhere	1.4314	0.03804	306	204	72	30
410	Cry me a river, John. I’m home schooling three teenagers!	1.4309	0.03736	304	200	77	27
411	You’re becoming a regular.	1.4309	0.03648	304	197	83	24
412	Yeah...tell me about almost reaching the top, time, after time, after time.	1.4309	0.03934	304	207	63	34
413	You know they have an app for that.	1.4295	0.03868	305	206	67	32
414	That’s sweet, but I meant a big rock for my finger!	1.4295	0.04291	305	222	35	48
415	Yeah, I've been there. Trust me, there's no percentage in it.	1.4295	0.04138	305	216	47	42
416	I like a man who knows where he's headed.	1.4295	0.03885	312	213	64	35
417	Helena Handbasket. What's yours?	1.4286	0.03731	301	198	77	26
418	Like a miracle, it will disappear.	1.4276	0.04041	304	212	54	38
419	No shirt, no shoes, no service.	1.4276	0.03826	297	198	71	28
420	For the millionth time, I'm not interested.	1.4276	0.03943	297	202	63	32
421	why aren't you wearing a mask?	1.4271	0.04049	295	204	56	35
422	I know I have seen you here before, right?	1.4271	0.03691	295	192	80	23
423	Another day on the Hill.	1.4271	0.03844	295	197	70	28
424	Do you think Zeus would let Sisyphus stop to join me in a drink? John McNary, Aliso Viejo, California	1.4271	0.04430	295	218	28	49
425	Oh, you'll love this place. I've been coming here forever.	1.4271	0.03753	295	194	76	25
426	Try it backwards and in heels."	1.4271	0.03874	295	198	68	29
427	Same place and time tomorrow	1.4271	0.03723	295	193	78	24
428	I identify as female.	1.4271	0.04324	295	214	36	45
429	Watching a man work hard on a task he can't achieve makes me think of my ex-husband in counseling.	1.4266	0.03993	286	194	62	30
430	I think my version of "on the rocks" is much better.	1.4252	0.03761	294	194	75	25
431	So, what's an allegory like you doing in a place like this?	1.4247	0.03841	292	195	70	27
432	Say, haven't I seen you before?	1.4236	0.03719	288	188	78	22
433	I'll bet you come here often .	1.4231	0.03991	286	195	61	30
434	...then I told him I never wanted to see him again... I'm sorry, I've been talking this whole time. What do you do?	1.4231	0.03866	286	191	69	26
435	Let it go man, just let it go...	1.4231	0.03802	286	189	73	24
436	Looks like Covid closed your gym too.	1.4231	0.03704	286	186	79	21
437	Oh, same old, same old, how about you...?	1.4231	0.03897	286	192	67	27
438	Um, shirt and shoes are required at The Summit.	1.4231	0.04021	286	196	59	31
439	Do you perform unnecessary metaphors here often?	1.4231	0.03802	286	189	73	24
440	I heard the last guy shrugged.	1.4231	0.03929	286	193	65	28
441	Do you come here often?	1.4220	0.04000	282	192	61	29
442	Why don’t you drop what you are doing and join me for a cocktail	1.4220	0.03705	282	183	79	20
443	You can stop now. You’ve already become a metaphor.	1.4220	0.03904	282	189	67	26
444	Condemned to come here often?	1.4220	0.03872	282	188	69	25
445	You DO realize that it's just a myth.	1.4205	0.03957	283	192	63	28
446	I’ve seen bigger.	1.4190	0.03914	284	192	65	27
447	I'm a working mother with a couple of kids at home....That looks like fun.	1.4190	0.03850	284	190	69	25
448	You think it's bad now, I hear Hades is about to enforce a mask mandate.	1.4190	0.04279	284	204	41	39
449	You don't seem to grasp the concept of happy hour.	1.4190	0.03946	284	193	63	28
450	You’re at the halfway point and yes, I’m an hallucination.	1.4190	0.03818	284	189	71	24
451	Oh, your boulder looked bigger in the profile picture.	1.4190	0.03882	284	191	67	26
452	I can see you have your hands full but you’d look a lot cuter doing that if you smiled more.	1.4190	0.03882	284	191	67	26
453	Oh...no, sweetie. My profile said, “The BOLDER the better.”	1.4190	0.03946	284	193	63	28
454	Why do you always bring work to happy hour?	1.4190	0.04039	284	196	57	31
455	« So, where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? »	1.4190	0.03946	284	193	63	28
456	Looks like I'm not the only one getting smashed tonight.	1.4188	0.03852	277	184	70	23
457	Stop for a drink on your way back down.	1.4188	0.03985	277	188	62	27
458	That's easy, you should try dating after 40	1.4182	0.03767	275	180	75	20
459	Stop complaining! Egyptians used to push square blocks uphill!	1.4182	0.03973	275	186	63	26
460	Will I see you on the way down?	1.4176	0.03750	273	178	76	19
461	Mr. Camus says to just have fun with it.	1.4176	0.04190	273	191	50	32
462	Why don't you stop off on your way home from work.	1.4176	0.04254	273	193	46	34
463	„Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath and start again.“	1.4176	0.04440	273	199	34	40
464	you know there’s an elevator on the other side, right?	1.4170	0.04048	271	185	59	27
465	Sorry buddy. I can see you've had a hard day, but no shoes, no shirt, no service.	1.4164	0.03966	269	181	64	24
466	Me? My punishment is carrying the conversation	1.4164	0.04000	269	182	62	25
467	It's called a Sisyphus Sour - makes me feel happy and meaningless all at once.	1.4158	0.04027	279	192	58	29
468	Welcome to 2020. The ballot box is just ahead.	1.4154	0.04002	272	185	61	26
469	It looked bigger in the photo	1.4154	0.04002	272	185	61	26
470	On second thought, I liked it better on that other mountain	1.4139	0.04252	273	194	45	34
471	Yes...I do come here often...	1.4139	0.03853	273	182	69	22
472	You know there's an app for that.	1.4139	0.04057	273	187	57	28
473	Try leaning in.	1.4139	0.03853	273	182	69	22
474	You think that’s an uphill struggle? Try dating straight guys.	1.4139	0.03922	273	184	65	24
475	What's your credit score?	1.4139	0.04346	273	197	39	37
476	Oh Sisyphus, this is exactly what we needed after being quarantined.	1.4139	0.04468	273	201	31	41
477	You should have just taken the supplemental unemployment payments.	1.4135	0.03924	266	178	66	22
478	34,769,225!	1.4135	0.03959	266	179	64	23
479	James? Your photo looked different on the app.	1.4135	0.04336	266	190	42	34
480	Where is this going?	1.4135	0.03776	266	174	74	18
481	Yeah, that is a lot like dating in your thirties.	1.4129	0.03944	264	177	65	22
482	What ELSE can you do again and again and again?!	1.4129	0.03980	264	178	63	23
483	Do you pass this way very often?	1.4129	0.04052	264	180	59	25
484	You think that's endless? Try dating.	1.4129	0.04016	264	179	61	24
485	Have you stopped to think that perhaps fear of intimacy is the real boulder in your life?	1.4129	0.04327	264	188	43	33
486	See ya around five, as usual?	1.4129	0.04016	264	179	61	24
487	You think Sisyphus is a hard name to have? I'm Sis Phyllis.	1.4129	0.04522	264	194	31	39
488	You remind me of my first husband. He could never finish anything.	1.4129	0.04016	264	179	61	24
489	...On the other hand, I think it looks better at the bottom of the hill.	1.4129	0.04016	264	179	61	24
490	Have you ever tried just letting go?	1.4129	0.03944	264	177	65	22
491	I’ve heard all sorts of songs about Papas who are “rolling stones”... it would be nice if someone could write one for the kids who have to push them around everywhere.	1.4129	0.04617	264	197	25	42
492	2020	1.4124	0.04239	274	195	45	34
493	I like a man with big balls.	1.4122	0.04180	262	182	52	28
494	Stop by on your way down, sailor!	1.4122	0.04351	262	187	42	33
495	Try letting the rock do the work	1.4122	0.04145	262	181	54	27
496	I dated Camus back in the days. He mentioned you a lot.	1.4122	0.04038	262	178	60	24
497	That looks great. Can I get one of those?	1.4115	0.04342	260	185	43	32
498	Here's to the sheer futility of it all.	1.4115	0.03948	260	174	65	21
499	There's a forty minute wait to get on to the top.	1.4115	0.03948	260	174	65	21
500	You used to be Atlas, right?	1.4115	0.04238	260	182	49	29
501	Would you mind doing that somewhere else?	1.4115	0.04410	260	187	39	34
502	By rocks, i meant ice.	1.4115	0.04059	260	177	59	24
503	When it came to suitors, Jill set the bar high, and many were inevitably crushed.	1.4098	0.04062	266	183	57	26
504	You can do that forever; I’ll only be young for a while.	1.4093	0.04489	193	128	51	14
505	Sorry, size still doesn't impress me.	1.4087	0.04072	252	171	59	22
506	Oh yeah? Try it in high heels	1.4086	0.03782	257	168	73	16
507	Try it in heels. Backwards.	1.4086	0.04237	257	180	49	28
508	You know there is any easier to get a drink on the rocks, right?	1.4084	0.04641	262	197	23	42
509	Call me when you’ve done it in heels.	1.4077	0.04129	260	180	54	26
510	Sorry, but where is your mask?	1.4077	0.04200	260	182	50	28
511	Apparently, on the rocks holds a different meaning for you.	1.4071	0.04021	253	171	61	21
512	Just let me finish this and I'll get you those extra olives.	1.4071	0.04174	253	175	53	25
513	Guy at table 7 likes his on the rocks.	1.4071	0.04670	253	189	25	39
514	I know the feeling	1.4071	0.03861	253	167	69	17
515	I said on the rocks, not with a rock.	1.4064	0.04491	251	182	36	33
516	Call me when you get off work.	1.4064	0.03882	251	166	68	17
517	Thank goodness for that, I thought you said syphillis.	1.4064	0.04159	251	173	54	24
518	Come join me when you’re done.	1.4064	0.04197	251	174	52	25
519	Looks like you’re not afraid of a long term commitment!	1.4064	0.04121	251	172	56	23
520	Relax. It’s not your hill to die on	1.4064	0.04631	251	186	28	37
521	Sorry, I'm looking for a man with more upward mobility.	1.4064	0.04159	251	173	54	24
522	Masks are required at the top.	1.4061	0.03933	261	176	64	21
523	When your Tinder profile said you had 'big balls', this was not what I expected.	1.4056	0.04221	249	173	51	25
524	Don't forget to get your ticket punched. There's a surprise after your fifth time up!	1.4056	0.04372	249	177	43	29
525	I just broke up with my obsessive-compulsive boyfriend. Buy me a drink?	1.4056	0.04183	249	172	53	24
526	Sorry, I misunderstood when you said you were into rock n roll...	1.4056	0.04445	249	179	39	31
527	The rock looked bigger on your Tinder profile.	1.4056	0.04259	249	174	49	26
528	Do you need me to move?	1.4056	0.04104	249	170	57	22
529	I like a man who doesn’t give up easily	1.4055	0.04047	254	173	59	22
530	You could have just asked amazon to deliver it	1.4051	0.04210	237	162	54	21
531	Well, Atlas never shrugged...	1.4041	0.04231	245	170	51	24
532	Sisyphus you old dog! Long time no see! Park that boulder and come have a glass of wine with me.	1.4041	0.04536	245	178	35	32
533	Sisyphus! Apparently, your dating profile "I am into Rolling Stones" has nothing to do with rock music ...	1.4041	0.04069	245	166	59	20
534	Seems to me that you would know if I come here often.	1.4040	0.04169	250	173	53	24
535	Try doing it in heels	1.4033	0.04092	243	165	58	20
536	I love a man that isn't afraid to give things a second try	1.4033	0.04134	243	166	56	21
537	You wouldn’t be so depressed if you smiled more	1.4033	0.04295	243	170	48	25
538	They told me to wait here until you’re finished.	1.4033	0.04174	243	167	54	22
539	I’ve told you about leverage, but you refuse to listen.	1.4033	0.04451	243	174	40	29
540	Oh, you'll be back.	1.4032	0.03740	248	161	74	13
541	You look familiar. Have I seen you here before?	1.4032	0.04346	248	176	44	28
542	Why didn’t you take the elevator?	1.4032	0.04457	248	179	38	31
543	Eternally struggle here often?	1.4024	0.03999	251	170	61	20
544	You need to engage your core.	1.4014	0.05102	142	94	39	9
545	Come here often? Oh right...you do.	1.4008	0.03974	242	162	63	17
546	Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a drink??	1.4008	0.04242	247	173	49	25
547	And my lifelong unobtainable goal is equal pay for equal work.	1.4008	0.04163	247	171	53	23
548	C'mon, stop and sit with me. It's just as futile, but more fun.	1.4008	0.04083	247	169	57	21
549	You must be helping Fauci.	1.4008	0.03919	247	165	65	17
550	Don’t you know by now that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result?	1.4008	0.03961	247	166	63	18
551	Wanna' try something you'd enjoy doing over and over again?	1.4008	0.04203	247	172	51	24
552	...it’s pronounced “Sharon” - why do you ask?	1.4008	0.04649	247	184	27	36
553	It's over Sisyphus. Now I'm dating Atlas.	1.4000	0.04082	240	163	58	19
554	That's not what BYOB means	1.4000	0.04125	240	164	56	20
555	Let it go, Sisyphus. Existentialism is so twentieth century.	1.4000	0.04040	240	162	60	18
556	Yeah, I know I said I wanted a big rock for our engagement but...	1.4000	0.04331	240	169	46	25
557	Well, the girls did say this place was popular with the high rollers.	1.4000	0.03725	240	155	74	11
558	So, do you also work in sales?	1.4000	0.04604	240	176	32	32
559	I said I'd meet you halfway.	1.4000	0.04440	235	167	42	26
560	Could you roll that a little further over? You’re still not exercising proper social distance.	1.4000	0.04125	240	164	56	20
561	You've been appointed Postmaster General.	1.3992	0.04106	238	162	57	19
562	you think you have it rough? My six year old starts distance learning on Thursday	1.3992	0.04106	238	162	57	19
563	Like that’s hard? Try meeting someone new during a global pandemic.	1.3992	0.04149	238	163	55	20
564	I'd like to help but I'm between a rock and a hard place at the moment.	1.3983	0.04111	241	165	56	20
565	Always good to talk to you, Sis. Same time tomorrow?	1.3983	0.03983	241	162	62	17
566	Wow.You said you would move heaven and earth for me, but really this is too much.	1.3983	0.03764	236	153	72	11
567	mmm, mine is just this endless martini.	1.3983	0.03951	236	157	64	15
568	I was wondering when I’d see you again.	1.3983	0.04085	236	160	58	18
569	I asked for a large martini on the rocks, not a large rock in my martini.	1.3974	0.04573	234	170	35	29
570	Short term fun. Eternal torture. You decide.	1.3974	0.04197	234	160	53	20
571	Do you come by here much?	1.3974	0.04955	156	105	40	11
572	Aren't you going to ask me about my day?	1.3974	0.04197	234	161	53	20
573	So what happens when you get to the top?	1.3974	0.04368	234	165	45	24
574	Two Margaritas is all it takes, and you’ll soon be untroubled by the meaningless of life	1.3974	0.04153	234	160	55	19
575	You think you’ve got it bad...	1.3974	0.04613	234	171	33	30
576	If you’d have done it the way I told you, you’d be done already too	1.3974	0.04197	234	161	53	20
577	Zeus isn’t a bad guy. Just apologize, put on some clothes, and join me for a drink.	1.3966	0.04479	232	166	40	26
578	You think it's easy sitting here for eternity waiting for you to get it up?	1.3966	0.04437	232	165	42	25
579	My God, I thought you said your name was syphilis!	1.3966	0.04352	232	163	46	23
580	On your way back down, could you bring me some more cocktail peanuts?	1.3966	0.04479	232	166	40	26
581	Where have you been, I had been worried sick.	1.3966	0.04762	232	173	26	33
582	I really don’t see this going anywhere	1.3958	0.04121	240	165	55	20
583	The bartender calls is a "sissy fizz".	1.3957	0.03959	235	157	63	15
584	On your way back down, could you get me a cocktail napkin?	1.3939	0.04050	231	156	59	16
585	The original upload.	1.3939	0.03908	231	153	65	13
586	Haven’t I seen you here before, and before, and before?	1.3938	0.04159	226	154	55	17
587	You look like you could use a drink.	1.3938	0.04159	226	154	55	17
588	I'm here for the eternal happy hour. What about you?	1.3938	0.04252	226	156	51	19
589	We finally have a date night and it’s work, work, work.	1.3938	0.04252	226	156	51	19
590	Hey lady, you mind pushing this for awhile? I think I'm done.	1.3932	0.04569	234	171	34	29
591	Well, enough about me. What do you do?	1.3930	0.04073	229	155	58	16
592	Why me? This was just a pebble when I started	1.3922	0.04874	232	177	19	36
593	I’m sorry sir, Your appointment is next week	1.3922	0.04433	232	166	41	25
594	Could you bring me a refill on your way down?	1.3922	0.04173	232	160	53	19
595	And you can tell the chef that I will keep sending it back!	1.3922	0.04217	232	161	51	20
596	Honestly honey... why don’t you just let me call someone?	1.3922	0.04718	232	173	27	32
597	Catch you on the way down	1.3921	0.04191	227	156	53	18
598	Just so you know, the last guy who took his hand off to make a pass at me got flattened.	1.3911	0.04309	225	157	48	20
599	Something tells me you won't take no for an answer.	1.3911	0.04216	225	155	52	18
600	Hay Sisyphus	1.3911	0.04912	225	171	20	34
601	On second thought I'll just take it neat	1.3911	0.04216	225	155	52	18
602	I know you come here often—but why?	1.3911	0.04023	225	151	60	14
603	‘So, when you’re not being a metaphor, what kind of things are you in to?’	1.3911	0.04216	225	155	52	18
604	But what are you doing afterwards?	1.3901	0.03894	223	147	65	11
605	When I saw the reservation for a rolling stone, I was actually expecting Mick Jagger.	1.3901	0.04336	223	156	47	20
606	and when you're done with that, don't forget to clean the bathrooms	1.3901	0.04694	223	164	31	28
607	Ever have one of those days when you feel like you just can't win?	1.3901	0.04241	223	154	51	18
608	Impressive, but can you get it all the way up?	1.3901	0.04046	223	150	59	14
609	I used to do that, but there's a glass ceiling up ahead.	1.3901	0.03996	223	149	61	13
610	Wow! I was told this is a great spot to meet high-rollers	1.3901	0.04145	223	152	55	16
611	You think THIS is bad? Live one day in 2020.	1.3901	0.04336	223	156	47	20
612	Looks like you've done this before.	1.3901	0.04145	223	152	55	16
613	Livin’ the myth?	1.3901	0.04241	223	154	51	18
614	I don't date unsuccessful men.	1.3901	0.04336	223	156	47	20
615	Fauci vs ‘Karen’	1.3901	0.04428	223	158	43	22
616	Ain't no mountain high enough, eh?	1.3901	0.04473	223	159	41	23
617	Thanks, honey, just put it up there.	1.3901	0.04096	223	151	57	15
618	It’s all work, work, work with you. When are you going to have time for me?	1.3891	0.04219	221	152	52	17
619	Can I interest you in gathering a little moss?	1.3891	0.04409	221	156	44	21
620	You’re not going to get anywhere with me either!	1.3891	0.04019	221	148	60	13
621	Come here often stranger?	1.3891	0.04570	221	162	33	26
622	Maybe. Ask me again on the way down.	1.3891	0.04170	221	151	54	16
623	sorry, I ordered a coors light, not a Rolling Rock!	1.3891	0.04592	221	160	36	25
624	My friend warned me about this bar. She said I'd probably come home with syphilis, but there's a chance I misheard.	1.3891	0.04363	221	155	46	20
625	First door on the left.	1.3881	0.04800	219	163	27	29
626	Knock off a little early tonight and have a drink with me on your way back down, Sisyphus.	1.3881	0.04844	219	164	25	30
627	You know, you could take a shower. And wear a mask.	1.3881	0.05014	219	168	17	34
628	I guess you DO come here often.	1.3881	0.04195	219	150	53	16
629	What's a high roller like you doing in a place like this?	1.3881	0.04294	219	152	49	18
630	Never gonna happen, Bernie.	1.3881	0.04437	219	155	43	21
631	You'd look better if you smiled.	1.3871	0.04513	217	155	40	22
632	Deja vu.	1.3871	0.04271	217	150	50	17
633	Well, I think the terms of our divorce were fair.	1.3871	0.03905	217	143	64	10
634	Oh, it's you again.	1.3871	0.04369	217	152	46	19
635	FYI nobody cares.	1.3871	0.04369	217	152	46	19
636	Seeking her approval was a Sisyphean task.	1.3871	0.04220	217	149	52	16
637	Sisyphus, my darling, please hurry up and join me. I've been waiting an eternity.	1.3871	0.04271	217	150	50	17
638	Next time you come by, I’d like to see a menu.	1.3871	0.04369	217	152	46	19
639	So... how was work today?	1.3871	0.04169	217	148	54	15
640	'When I said I want it "on the rocks" ...'	1.3860	0.04446	215	152	43	20
641	You should try pilates.	1.3860	0.04297	215	149	49	17
642	Try being Donald Trump's Press Secretary.	1.3860	0.04591	215	155	37	23
643	I'm quite certain I've seen you here before.	1.3860	0.04246	215	148	51	16
644	Instead, you could keep asking me for my number.	1.3860	0.04684	215	157	33	25
645	Is that a giant metaphor for the futility of man's struggle against the absurdity of life, or are you just pleased to see me?	1.3860	0.04246	215	148	51	16
646	We really need to stop meeting like this...	1.3860	0.04543	215	154	39	22
647	That's nothing, try dating.	1.3860	0.04495	215	152	41	21
648	I meant ice.	1.3860	0.04297	215	149	49	17
649	Feels like an eternity.” “You’re telling me!	1.3860	0.04446	215	152	43	20
650	So, what are you doing after this?	1.3860	0.04347	215	150	47	18
651	Sure. You're Sysyphus and I'm Marilyn Monroe.	1.3853	0.04205	218	150	52	16
652	Hi there. Do you come here often?	1.3850	0.04005	213	142	60	11
653	Sorry I’m late. I forgot my mask.	1.3850	0.04900	213	160	24	29
654	Howsabout a little break big boy.	1.3846	0.04806	221	166	25	30
655	Say. You’re a regular here aren’t you?	1.3843	0.04230	216	149	51	16
656	Haven't I seen you come by here before?	1.3843	0.04127	216	147	55	14
657	Well, at least you're working.	1.3839	0.04299	211	146	49	16
658	No, pushy doesn't bother me.	1.3839	0.04193	211	144	53	14
659	Your zipper's undone...	1.3835	0.05620	133	94	27	12
660	Are you from Rolling Stone?	1.3828	0.04327	209	145	48	16
661	Aren't you Trump's latest PR guy?	1.3828	0.04483	209	148	42	19
662	They say be nice to those you meet on the way up.	1.3828	0.04108	209	141	56	12
663	Sisyphus, What took you so long? I’ve been waiting an eternity!	1.3821	0.04283	212	147	49	16
664	I’ll wait.	1.3816	0.04076	207	139	57	11
665	Sorry; no shirt, no shoes, no service.	1.3816	0.04354	207	144	47	16
666	Yes, but my point is YOUR job is secure.	1.3816	0.04190	207	141	53	13
667	Do you roll that boulder up this hill often?	1.3816	0.04354	207	144	47	16
668	Need a break, ol’ boy?	1.3816	0.04716	207	151	33	23
669	Hey Sissy! What’s the fuss??	1.3816	0.04863	207	154	27	26
670	It may be an exercise in futility, but at least it’s exercise.	1.3816	0.03900	207	136	63	8
671	Hi, Sisyphus. My name is Tammy, and apparently my punishment is this cloying, fruit-forward merlot.	1.3816	0.04300	207	143	49	15
672	: "What's the eta on the appetizer I ordered?"	1.3816	0.04245	207	142	51	14
673	This reminds me the last year of my marriage.	1.3816	0.04300	207	143	49	15
674	I thought I said that I wanted YOU to be bolder.	1.3816	0.04461	207	146	43	18
675	Not too much effort... I can rest while it rolls down	1.3816	0.04863	207	154	27	26
676	Have you ever seen Groundhog Day?	1.3810	0.04310	210	146	48	16
677	I was condemned to an eternity of drinking warm chardonnay.	1.3805	0.04328	205	142	48	15
678	It’s my third round. What about yours?	1.3805	0.04216	205	140	52	13
679	Don't you come here a bit too often?	1.3805	0.04042	205	137	58	10
680	You think YOU got it bad - I gotta sit here for eternity and YOU'RE my waiter!	1.3805	0.04699	205	149	34	22
681	Check your GPS. I think you're on the wrong mountain.	1.3805	0.04272	205	141	50	14
682	Dude. Let it go already.	1.3805	0.04216	205	140	52	13
683	Trust me, you'll be back.	1.3803	0.04161	213	146	53	14
684	For the 10,000th time, you cannot have my number.	1.3798	0.04390	208	146	45	17
685	I'd ask you when you get off, but it looks like you just don't quit.	1.3795	0.04299	195	133	50	12
686	I've mythed you."	1.3786	0.04419	206	145	44	17
687	Hey, haven’t I seen you here- many many many times- before?	1.3786	0.04142	206	140	54	12
688	And all this time I thought you were just a myth	1.3786	0.04255	206	142	50	14
689	Lmk when you get to the top so I can take that selfie	1.3786	0.04142	206	140	54	12
690	Almost done?	1.3785	0.04146	214	147	53	14
691	What if you have to use the rest room?	1.3785	0.04830	214	161	25	28
692	Sisyphus? Ok...and where did you work before?	1.3785	0.04784	214	160	27	27
693	Zeus added me. A "salt in the wound" sort of thing.	1.3785	0.04146	214	147	53	14
694	You do 2020 your way. I'll do 2020 my way.	1.3785	0.04452	214	153	41	20
695	It's called a rotatini. It goes down easier.	1.3785	0.04875	214	162	23	29
696	Is that futility in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?	1.3785	0.04452	214	153	41	20
697	I like a man who puts his work first.	1.3785	0.04501	214	154	39	21
698	Catch you on the rebound?	1.3785	0.04302	214	150	47	17
699	That line didn't work yesterday, it's not going to work today, and it's not going to work tomorrow.	1.3785	0.04402	214	152	43	19
700	That’s some highball	1.3785	0.04597	214	156	35	23
701	Hey, didn't I see you here yesterday?...and the day before?	1.3785	0.04038	214	145	57	12
702	I would ask if you come here often, but that’s probably a sore spot.	1.3785	0.04501	214	154	39	21
703	You’re late. I’ve already eaten.	1.3785	0.04964	214	164	19	31
704	y tho?	1.3767	0.04856	215	163	23	29
705	When do you get off work?	1.3762	0.04796	202	149	30	23
706	Hard worker", "steady job", and "eternally fit", but you look much younger in your profile picture	1.3762	0.04366	202	141	46	15
707	This is the punishment for seeing her again, but it was totally worth it	1.3762	0.05047	202	154	20	28
708	Your hors d'oeuvres madame. The farm fresh artisan cheese ball. Hand rolled for well..... my entire life. Bon appetit.	1.3762	0.04532	202	144	40	18
709	Sorry I already have a boyfriend	1.3762	0.05143	202	156	16	30
710	You think that’s tough, Sisyphus. Try teaching third grade on line.	1.3757	0.04385	189	130	47	12
711	You have about the same odds of success as I do of reaching the top of the corporate ladder	1.3750	0.04563	200	143	39	18
712	You might consider a life coach.	1.3750	0.04279	200	138	49	13
713	Is that the snowball from hell?	1.3750	0.04563	200	143	39	18
714	So I guess some of you old guys can still get it up, huh?	1.3750	0.04452	200	141	43	16
715	Well aren't you pushy.	1.3750	0.04160	200	136	53	11
716	Believe it or not this isn’t my worst date ever.	1.3750	0.04160	200	136	53	11
717	Lose the beard, wear a mask, maintain a six-feet gap, and wipe down that rock with hand sanitiser. Other than that, you're good to go.	1.3750	0.04395	200	140	45	15
718	And while you're at it, there's no paper in the women's	1.3737	0.04424	198	139	44	15
719	I'll take another glass when you get a sec.	1.3737	0.04705	198	144	34	20
720	Is there a missus Sisyphus?	1.3737	0.04061	198	133	56	9
721	Order me a vodka, hold the rocks	1.3737	0.04424	198	139	44	15
722	Join me for a Rolling Rock.	1.3737	0.04759	198	145	32	21
723	HMMM lets just roll with it and see what happens	1.3737	0.04813	198	146	30	22
724	If you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands.	1.3737	0.04866	198	147	28	23
725	All I'm saying, Sisyphus, is that there's more than one way to handle this situation.	1.3737	0.04424	198	139	44	15
726	Your damnation's been upgraded. From now on, I'll provide a running commentary on your performance.	1.3737	0.04705	198	144	34	20
727	Embrace the journey, right?	1.3737	0.04482	198	140	42	16
728	We’re either in a metaphor or a CrossFit class.	1.3737	0.04366	198	138	46	14
729	If that rock isn't a diamond, I don't want it.	1.3737	0.05072	198	151	20	27
730	Oh. Your rock looked bigger in the photo.	1.3737	0.04482	198	140	42	16
731	I feel like we’ve been here before.	1.3737	0.04307	198	137	48	13
732	When I said you might like Rolling Rock, I meant the beer	1.3737	0.04482	198	140	42	16
733	See you same time tomorrow.	1.3735	0.04475	166	112	46	8
734	Got a light?	1.3731	0.04433	201	142	43	16
735	Go ahead. Call me a “nasty woman” again.	1.3724	0.04793	196	144	31	21
736	They won't let you work at home?	1.3724	0.04395	196	137	45	14
737	Oh, I see. A little roll reversal makes you uncomfortable?	1.3724	0.04454	196	138	43	15
738	I liked the bathroom selfie better	1.3724	0.05110	196	150	19	27
739	That's nothing compared to MY uphill battle.	1.3711	0.04239	194	133	50	11
740	I'm very attracted to emotionally unavailable men.	1.3711	0.04484	194	137	42	15
741	I told you I’m not waiting forever.	1.3711	0.04543	194	138	40	16
742	Didn't you just do that?	1.3711	0.04484	194	137	42	15
743	Stan and Ollie? They're up ahead delivering a piano.	1.3711	0.04543	194	138	40	16
744	Sorry, but I've had my fill of up and down relationships.	1.3711	0.04484	194	137	42	15
745	And I thought alcoholism was an uphill battle.	1.3711	0.04363	194	135	46	13
746	Have a drink. We pass this way but once.	1.3711	0.04301	194	134	48	12
747	Thank Zeus it's Friday!	1.3711	0.04601	194	139	38	17
748	No. It’s Thursday. But I know what you mean.	1.3706	0.04256	197	136	49	12
749	Oh yeah? Well, try wearing Spanx all day, buddy.	1.3702	0.04369	181	124	47	10
750	Screw Camus, I can make you happy.	1.3698	0.04575	192	137	39	16
751	I would ask you to join me for a drink, but you seem to be on a roll	1.3698	0.04454	192	135	43	14
752	That's a big snowball you have there!	1.3698	0.05189	192	148	17	27
753	I said a BOLDER wine, you idiot	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
754	Nice try, but the answer is still no.	1.3698	0.04266	192	132	49	11
755	For the fourteenth time, the answer is no!	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
756	I’ve heard of big balls but this is RIDICULOUS!	1.3698	0.05029	192	145	23	24
757	Hello, haven't I seen you here before?	1.3698	0.04515	192	136	41	15
758	My eternal task is a Martini on the rocks.	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
759	You've got to be kidding. Every day?	1.3698	0.04575	192	137	39	16
760	At least one of us isn't gathering any moss.	1.3698	0.04330	192	133	47	12
761	Stop by when you're done	1.3698	0.04575	192	137	39	16
762	Rock on!	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
763	Impressive. What do you do to stay in shape?	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
764	Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he has an existential crisis in mine	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
765	How millennial women see old white guys trying to impress them.	1.3698	0.04692	192	139	35	18
766	Your profile said no baggage.	1.3698	0.04515	192	136	41	15
767	Oh, I am not the only one who feels alone.	1.3698	0.05083	192	146	21	25
768	No thanks, I promised myself no more workaholics	1.3698	0.04330	192	133	47	12
769	Her: come by here often? Sisyphus: you have no idea	1.3698	0.04515	192	136	41	15
770	There’s an app for that.	1.3692	0.04752	195	143	32	20
771	You handle the pandemic your way; I'll handle it my way.	1.3687	0.04587	198	143	37	18
772	Take a break man, it's only a myth after all!	1.3687	0.04474	198	141	41	16
773	Doesn't that get old?	1.3684	0.04785	190	139	32	19
774	If you don't mind me saying, you appear to have a problem keeping it up.	1.3684	0.04294	190	131	48	11
775	Same time tomorrow, then?	1.3684	0.04229	190	130	50	10
776	This is the last time I use ' The Myth Makers' dating service. My last date was late because he kept flying too close to the sun." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F	1.3684	0.05067	190	144	22	24
777	Yes I know,I thought they wanted someone in a useless role.	1.3684	0.05122	190	145	20	25
778	ooh, your fly's open.	1.3684	0.04607	190	136	38	16
779	Take a break...I'm buyin'.	1.3684	0.04484	190	134	42	14
780	Let it go for one second, relax, have a peanut.	1.3684	0.04484	190	134	42	14
781	You know, at some point you need to just let it go!	1.3684	0.04946	133	90	37	6
782	I'm just happy to meet a guy that can keep a job.	1.3684	0.04095	190	128	54	8
783	I think I preferred it halfway down.	1.3684	0.05012	190	143	24	23
784	C'mon, Arnie. You've got to learn to leave that shit at the office.	1.3684	0.04422	190	133	44	13
785	Want to join me for a drink when you finish work?	1.3684	0.04843	190	140	30	20
786	How much longer do you think it'll be?	1.3684	0.04667	190	137	36	17
787	Oh yeah? Try having a kid!	1.3684	0.04422	190	133	44	13
788	You missed Happy Hour.	1.3684	0.04546	190	135	40	15
789	So, what's your sign?	1.3684	0.04900	190	141	28	21
790	It's an uphill battleground State.	1.3684	0.04726	190	138	34	18
791	When you're through with the martyr act, come buy a girl a drink.	1.3684	0.04484	190	134	42	14
792	'You'll be right back.' Right, I've heard that one before.	1.3684	0.04162	190	129	52	9
793	Donald, I repeatedly warned you there were consequences for disrespecting women.	1.3684	0.04843	190	140	30	20
794	If you really want to rock my world, bring me more chips.	1.3684	0.05012	190	143	24	23
795	Karen, what’s yours?	1.3684	0.04422	190	133	44	13
796	You think that’s hard? Try being single in your forties...	1.3684	0.04607	190	136	38	16
797	I'd love to have a drink with you, but I can't wait forever.	1.3684	0.04546	190	135	40	15
798	‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’	1.3684	0.04546	190	135	40	15
799	Hurry up Sisy! Happy Hour ends in 15 minutes! aption	1.3684	0.05122	190	145	20	25
800	Try doing it in spanx.	1.3684	0.04422	190	133	44	13
801	It’s only rock´n roll	1.3684	0.04843	190	140	30	20
802	I'm just not sure that I can handle the ups and downs of this relationship.	1.3670	0.04578	188	134	39	15
803	I've seen you here before, haven't I?	1.3665	0.04211	191	131	50	10
804	It could be worse. Just last week my neighbor gave me a sourdough starter.	1.3661	0.04600	183	130	39	14
805	So nice to see you again!	1.3656	0.04735	186	135	34	17
806	Impressive, I see you've gathered no moss.	1.3656	0.04547	186	132	40	14
807	Oh, your personal ad said ROLL playing.	1.3656	0.04483	186	131	42	13
808	When you’ve got a second, I’m getting low on peanuts.	1.3656	0.04735	186	135	34	17
809	Welcome to the afterlife, where things are fair! I sip wine, while you roll that rock uphill until whichever comes first: eternity - or the day you figure out what's wrong with saying the woman candidate "just isn't likeable."	1.3656	0.04483	186	131	42	13
810	Sure, I can wait.	1.3656	0.04351	186	129	46	11
811	Finally, a man who understands what it's like to be a woman in the workplace	1.3656	0.04547	186	132	40	14
812	Isostone and isobar configuration	1.3656	0.05368	186	146	12	28
813	The delivery entrance is on the other side.	1.3656	0.04673	186	134	36	16
814	Why don’t you join me when you’re done?	1.3656	0.04483	186	131	42	13
815	Futile? Try dating during a pandemic.	1.3656	0.04673	186	134	36	16
816	ca. 100 B.C. Sisyphus gifts syphilis unto humanity	1.3656	0.05090	186	141	22	23
817	Ya but I get paid 35% less.	1.3656	0.04417	186	130	44	12
818	Yeah, we’ll I’m sleeping my way to the top.	1.3656	0.04483	186	131	42	13
819	Even Sisyphus took a break for happy hour	1.3656	0.04417	186	130	44	12
820	8 more weeks till Election Day.	1.3656	0.04856	186	137	30	19
821	Please respect my need for social-distancing	1.3656	0.05090	186	141	22	23
822	Again with the boulder?	1.3656	0.04284	186	128	48	10
823	You won’t believe the view from our Skyline bar.	1.3656	0.05203	186	143	18	25
824	How’s your version of eternity going?	1.3656	0.04673	186	134	36	16
825	No, I’m relieved! I thought you said syphilis.	1.3656	0.04856	186	137	30	19
826	I know how you feel; no matter how much I drink, my glass stays full.	1.3656	0.04547	186	132	40	14
827	You look a bit overwhelmed. Why don’t I call a competent goddess who can help you with that?	1.3656	0.05258	186	144	16	26
828	The rock looked bigger in your profile pic	1.3656	0.04735	186	135	34	17
829	At least there isn’t snow, then our kids would never believe us when we complained	1.3656	0.04856	186	137	30	19
830	You always find something to do right before we sit down for dinner.	1.3652	0.04551	178	125	41	12
831	I TOLD them to spell out B.Y.O.B.	1.3651	0.04798	189	139	31	19
832	Finally! What kept you?	1.3651	0.04558	189	135	39	15
833	Could you please hand me the remote?	1.3651	0.05027	189	143	23	23
834	I feel your pain,I've been sitting here for ages"	1.3651	0.04857	189	140	29	20
835	Come have a drink with me after you get it to the top.	1.3651	0.05138	189	145	19	25
836	Yeah. Right. Just leave me sitting here, by myself.	1.3651	0.04680	189	137	35	17
837	And I have to get the check?	1.3651	0.05083	189	144	21	24
838	Name's Pandora, I'll see you on your next round.	1.3651	0.04619	189	136	37	16
839	Me? trying to find a decent man.	1.3651	0.04619	189	136	37	16
840	Oh, my gosh! That is styrofoam, right?	1.3651	0.04558	189	135	39	15
841	What do you mean you never take a break? Does your boss think he's God?	1.3651	0.04496	189	134	41	14
842	What are the chances? Twice in the same week!	1.3651	0.04103	189	128	53	8
843	You again? Ever hear the definition of insanity?	1.3651	0.04496	189	134	41	14
844	glad you don't believe in masks too!	1.3651	0.05138	189	145	19	25
845	Gee mister, I thought you were only a myth.	1.3651	0.04304	189	131	47	11
846	So, what is the meaning of Life?	1.3651	0.05027	189	143	23	23
847	Gym still closed?	1.3651	0.04304	189	131	47	11
848	Ooh, a crossfit guy, huh?	1.3651	0.04238	189	130	49	10
849	OK Boomer, but I think there's an app for that.	1.3651	0.04558	189	135	39	15
850	Sure I date older men. But you look like you've got enough on your hands right now.	1.3651	0.04432	189	133	43	13
851	I think I saw you already,...anyway go up and the boss will see you, the position is still open, good luck!	1.3651	0.04971	189	142	25	22
852	Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?	1.3651	0.04558	189	135	39	15
853	Well, at least this is going better than my date with Prometheus.	1.3651	0.04619	189	136	37	16
854	That ‘one’ thing you had left to finish at work before meeting me is taking a while, isn’t it?	1.3651	0.04680	189	137	35	17
855	Hey old timer, you know there’s a app for that.	1.3651	0.04496	189	134	41	14
856	You think that’s hard? Try breaking through a glass ceiling?	1.3651	0.04496	189	134	41	14
857	I know you're slammed right now, but could you grab me a lemon water on your way back down?	1.3651	0.04739	189	138	33	18
858	I love your persistence. Do you come here often?	1.3651	0.04496	189	134	41	14
859	And when you’re finished, could you break my glass ceiling?	1.3646	0.04507	192	137	40	15
860	You come this way often?	1.3641	0.04579	184	131	39	14
861	So... you come around here often ?	1.3636	0.05736	110	77	26	7
862	Excuse me, I really need a drink, could you please keep this here for me?	1.3632	0.04892	190	142	27	21
863	It’s rare to find a man who can commit to something.	1.3627	0.04303	193	135	46	12
864	When you're done, how about joining me for a drink?	1.3626	0.04742	182	132	34	16
865	Yeah, I wasn’t cut out for a desk job either.	1.3626	0.04546	182	129	40	13
866	Well, if it isn't good ol' Charlie Brown -- it must be 60 years now! Why not sit down for a little psychiatric help?	1.3626	0.04478	182	128	42	12
867	Of all the gin joints in the world you roll into mine!	1.3626	0.04410	182	127	44	11
868	You come by here often?	1.3611	0.04298	180	124	47	9
869	I can handle the OCD but the Duck Dynasty look has to go.	1.3611	0.04712	180	130	35	15
870	Intriguing, but not what I had in mind when I ordered a highball.	1.3611	0.04578	180	128	39	13
871	If you run into Zeus, tell him Kathy said "Hi."	1.3611	0.04298	180	124	47	9
872	Wouldn't be easier to deflate it first?	1.3605	0.04652	172	122	38	12
873	Hey. What time to you get off?	1.3602	0.04664	186	135	35	16
874	Can I get a menu?	1.3602	0.04848	186	138	29	19
875	How’s toxic masculinity working out for you?	1.3598	0.04487	189	135	40	14
876	Clearly you misunderstood me when I asked you o join me for a High -Ball	1.3596	0.04747	178	129	34	15
877	Are you sure that this is not the top of Mount Olympus? Damn it... .	1.3596	0.05315	178	138	16	24
878	You should try to work on your work-life balance.	1.3596	0.04611	178	127	38	13
879	Try dating in your 40s.	1.3587	0.04233	184	127	48	9
880	Please, You must sign in and have your temperature taken. the	1.3587	0.05293	184	144	14	26
881	Oh, I love a man who works hard to impress me	1.3587	0.04505	184	131	40	13
882	I’ve been waiting an eternity for you.	1.3580	0.04356	176	122	45	9
883	If you think that's bad, I have to wait for someone to take my order for all eternity.	1.3580	0.04503	176	124	41	11
884	Actually, I liked it better in the basement.	1.3580	0.04783	176	128	33	15
885	What a coincidence! I call my little wine bar, "A Hard Place."	1.3580	0.04503	176	124	41	11
886	Sez who?	1.3580	0.05174	176	134	21	21
887	I've got a treat for you when you are done...	1.3580	0.04714	176	127	35	14
888	I like how you roll.	1.3580	0.04503	176	124	41	11
889	My last boyfriend was a workaholic, too.	1.3580	0.04047	176	118	53	5
890	Are you going to roll that rock up the hill for eternity,or are you going to join me for a drink?	1.3580	0.05047	176	132	25	19
891	I don’t know…I think I liked the other boulder better.	1.3580	0.04645	176	126	37	13
892	It’s always, no baby, I’ve gotta work... can’t you just sit and enjoy dinner for once	1.3580	0.04574	176	125	39	12
893	You know it's happy hour, right?	1.3580	0.04356	176	122	45	9
894	That isn't the kind of big rock a girl wants on her finger, S.	1.3571	0.05162	182	140	19	23
895	That’ll be 10 drachmas for you, Sis, and 10 for your pal there, but I need to see his photo I.D.	1.3571	0.05279	182	142	15	25
896	If I had a name like Sisyphus, I’d have a chip on my shoulder too.	1.3571	0.04921	182	136	27	19
897	You come around here often?	1.3563	0.04535	174	123	40	11
898	So what exactly is it that you do?	1.3563	0.04310	174	120	46	8
899	Wow! My story’s similar...I was dishonest and condemned to eternity at a single’s bar.	1.3563	0.04461	174	122	42	10
900	You set the bar too high.	1.3563	0.05022	174	130	26	18
901	You're just like my ex, afraid to ask for directions.	1.3563	0.04679	174	125	36	13
902	It’s called the American Dream. Just keep up the hard work and you’ll be like me soon enough!	1.3563	0.04819	174	127	32	15
903	You should try it in heels.	1.3563	0.04608	174	124	38	12
904	OH! You must be the Postmaster General.	1.3552	0.04311	183	128	45	10
905	I asked the waiter for a highball - careful what you wish for!	1.3552	0.05138	183	141	19	23
906	So, do you spend eternity here often?	1.3547	0.04642	172	123	37	12
907	Yodel, first, so it looks like an accident.	1.3547	0.04714	172	124	35	13
908	No, I didn’t lie about my age, it just took me longer than expected to get here.	1.3547	0.04926	172	127	29	16
909	I'm here on a blind date. Want to switch places?	1.3547	0.04493	172	121	41	10
910	Don't you think everything feels a little lighter at happy hour?	1.3547	0.04416	172	120	43	9
911	Just wait until you check out the glass ceiling.	1.3547	0.04642	172	123	37	12
912	Want my advice? Paint a face on it and give it a name.”	1.3547	0.04416	172	120	43	9
913	I swear I’ve seen you here before!	1.3547	0.04642	172	123	37	12
914	The rock looked a lot bigger on your Tinder profile.	1.3547	0.04642	172	123	37	12
915	I told you, the answer is still no.	1.3547	0.04339	172	119	45	8
916	Now you know how it feels to be home schooling the kids.	1.3547	0.04568	172	122	39	11
917	Weren’t you here yesterday?	1.3547	0.04568	172	122	39	11
918	It’s better to rock then it is to roll, or is it?	1.3547	0.05324	172	133	17	22
919	didn't you notice the elevator down there?	1.3547	0.04568	172	122	39	11
920	Hate to break this to you, pal: once you get to the top, it's all downhill from there	1.3547	0.04493	172	121	41	10
921	Sisyphus? Funny....your boulder looked bigger in your profile pic.	1.3539	0.04737	178	130	33	15
922	Just think how much harder it would be if it was a cube!	1.3539	0.04601	178	128	37	13
923	Ah, c'mon. One little drink's not going to hurt.	1.3529	0.04525	170	120	40	10
924	My drink refills every time I finish it. So I get it.	1.3529	0.04601	170	121	38	11
925	Oh nothing....let it slide.....	1.3529	0.04525	170	120	40	10
926	You're back! Care for a peanut	1.3529	0.04750	170	123	34	13
927	A hard rock is good to find..	1.3529	0.04676	170	122	36	12
928	I guess it goes without saying, you do come here often	1.3529	0.04447	170	119	42	9
929	I changed my mind—I’ll have it neat.	1.3529	0.04750	170	123	34	13
930	It’s sexier when you carry it on your shoulders	1.3529	0.04676	170	122	36	12
931	Come and join me when you're done.	1.3523	0.04704	176	128	34	14
932	I took the elevator. It's around the corner.	1.3523	0.04704	176	128	34	14
933	How do you say déjà vu in Greek?	1.3519	0.05630	108	76	26	6
934	Well,my drink is refilled for eternity,so we all have our burdens.	1.3512	0.04787	168	122	33	13
935	Roll past here often?"	1.3512	0.04860	168	123	31	14
936	Come join me when you finish work.	1.3512	0.04860	168	123	31	14
937	I think you misunderstood me when I said I like to get stoned.	1.3512	0.04712	168	121	35	12
938	Hey, Sisyphus, why not join me for a drink? You know that rock is just going to roll back down anyway.	1.3512	0.04399	168	117	43	8
939	Why don’t you drop everything and come over for a drink?	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
940	Your picture on Boulderpushers.com made you look a lot younger.	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
941	So what do you do?	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
942	You’re trying too hard. “On the rocks” just means “over ice.”	1.3512	0.04860	168	123	31	14
943	Join me - I majored in Futility at Vassar."	1.3512	0.04558	168	119	39	10
944	It feels like I’m between a rock and a hard place.	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
945	Oh. When I read "high roller" on your Tinder profile, I thought you just liked taking risks.	1.3512	0.04787	168	122	33	13
946	Sorry, that rock is not due till next Thursday. Can you come back then or just hold?	1.3512	0.04712	168	121	35	12
947	I wish I had a meaningful job.	1.3512	0.04558	168	119	39	10
948	Now try doing it backwards, in heels.	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
949	I would let you buy me a drink, but you are almost over the hill.	1.3512	0.04712	168	121	35	12
950	Trying to avoid me seems even more Sisyphean.	1.3512	0.04860	168	123	31	14
951	Oh...thanks, but I said, "no olive".	1.3512	0.05145	168	127	23	18
952	Honey when you finish the landscaping I have a few more little tasks on my to do list	1.3512	0.04712	168	121	35	12
953	Would you be open to carbon dating?	1.3512	0.05076	168	126	25	17
954	If it didn’t impress me the first time...	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
955	Sorry, I said on the rocks. Plural.	1.3512	0.04399	168	117	43	8
956	Thas' a great idea myther. Sys' wif' us and we'll both have another on the rocks.	1.3512	0.05349	168	130	17	21
957	I’m teaching common core math over zoom this fall so... same.	1.3512	0.04479	168	118	41	9
958	That’s right, you can exchange the boulder for a stimulus check, at the top of the mountain.	1.3512	0.04712	168	121	35	12
959	One more mile and then take a left.	1.3512	0.04399	168	117	43	8
960	The rich took the throne I built off my stone	1.3512	0.05415	168	131	15	22
961	How does it feel? I don’t know, you tell me”	1.3512	0.05349	168	130	17	21
962	You've done this before, haven't you?	1.3509	0.04727	171	124	34	13
963	Good to see you again, same time next week?	1.3506	0.04739	174	127	33	14
964	Which fraternity are you pledging?	1.3506	0.04597	174	125	37	12
965	....and that was a little about myself! What do you do?	1.3506	0.04597	174	125	37	12
966	Well, you're certainly persistent.	1.3503	0.04399	177	125	42	10
967	I thought it would beat a monkey on my back...	1.3494	0.05395	166	129	16	21
968	I admire your perseverance...and your thighs.	1.3494	0.04511	166	117	40	9
969	Oh, you have a job? Hi, I'm Susan.	1.3494	0.04429	166	116	42	8
970	After one drink, it's all downhill for me.	1.3494	0.04591	166	118	38	10
971	Sure, I’ll trade. But you’re really gonna hate the pickup lines.	1.3494	0.04899	166	122	30	14
972	Ohhhhh... I thought you said syphilis!	1.3494	0.04591	166	118	38	10
973	No thanks. I prefer it neat.	1.3494	0.04511	166	117	40	9
974	You should take a load off, sit down, have a drink. The valet can park your rock, that thing will never make it to the top.	1.3494	0.04591	166	118	38	10
975	Night after night I come here trying to meet somebody, but I never seem to get anywhere.	1.3494	0.04748	166	120	34	12
976	It’s you again.	1.3494	0.05046	166	124	26	16
977	Did you order an Old Grand Dad on the rocks?	1.3494	0.04748	166	120	34	12
978	Can I get you another Rolling Rock?	1.3494	0.05046	166	124	26	16
979	Really? You look too young to be a Rolling Stone!	1.3494	0.04670	166	119	36	11
980	I'd buy you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full	1.3494	0.05046	166	124	26	16
981	Where should I place it?	1.3494	0.05046	166	124	26	16
982	Ooh! Condemned by Zeus for all eternity! Buy me a drink, Bad Boy?	1.3494	0.04899	166	122	30	14
983	You try living on champagne and pretzels for an eternity.	1.3494	0.04748	166	120	34	12
984	Now you know how we Americans are feeling.	1.3494	0.05046	166	124	26	16
985	Did you say you were Mick or Keith?”	1.3494	0.04824	166	121	32	13
986	That’s a pretty audacious pickup line, but I’ve heard boulder.	1.3494	0.04748	166	120	34	12
987	Can You grab me another drink when you come back down	1.3494	0.04973	166	123	28	15
988	Me? Oh, I used to work in Finance but I packed it in. I wanted to do something that was a little more valuable for humanity.	1.3494	0.04899	166	122	30	14
989	Stop for a drink, you can worry about your debt snowball later	1.3494	0.05188	166	126	22	18
990	Come this way often?	1.3491	0.04688	169	122	35	12
991	So, what do you do for fun?	1.3488	0.04327	172	120	44	8
992	I can help you get it up.	1.3488	0.04631	172	124	36	12
993	I like it better when you go down.	1.3488	0.04916	172	128	28	16
994	Say Butterfingers, you know what the definition of insanity is, doncha?	1.3486	0.04854	175	130	29	16
995	Having trouble getting it up?	1.3486	0.04786	175	129	31	15
996	If you think that's hard, you've never had to endure a 3 hour Zoom meeting.	1.3486	0.04575	175	126	37	12
997	If you think that’s hard you should try doing it backwards in heels.	1.3486	0.04354	175	123	43	9
998	Rolling stones? Nah, I can’t get no satisfaction out of it.	1.3485	0.05482	132	97	24	11
999	I feel the same way every time that I lift this glass.	1.3481	0.05074	158	117	27	14
1000	I'm from Boulder. You?	1.3476	0.04938	164	121	29	14
1001	Would you like a roll while you wait?	1.3476	0.05087	164	123	25	16
1002	No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service.	1.3476	0.04544	164	116	39	9
1003	People probably tell you this all the time, but you've got great legs.	1.3476	0.04705	164	118	35	11
1004	Yeah, I used to do the whole push-the-boulder-uphill-til-it-slips-last-minute-and-rolls-all-the-way-back-down-again thing.” Sheila paused to swig back another mouthful of garbage merlot. “Anyway, can I interest you in these fabulous Amway products?	1.3476	0.05087	164	123	25	16
1005	Early man getting the ball rolling on a first date. It was an uphill battle.	1.3476	0.04784	164	119	33	12
1006	Yeah, well, finding a good man is hard too!	1.3471	0.04356	170	119	43	8
1007	I like a man with a strong work ethic.	1.3471	0.04513	170	121	39	10
1008	I've seen you before.	1.3471	0.04665	170	123	35	12
1009	I can introduce you to some other futile and unrewarding obsessions if you're up for it.	1.3471	0.04812	170	125	31	14
1010	I see you can do it, but why?	1.3471	0.04954	170	127	27	16
1011	And you really expect me to believe you can get it up this far without Viagra?	1.3471	0.04590	170	122	37	11
1012	And that’s when I decided to go into marketing. But anyways, enough about me. What do you do?	1.3471	0.04739	170	124	33	13
1013	Sissy Fuss? What kind of name is that for a big strong mountain man like you?	1.3471	0.04436	170	120	41	9
1014	You forgot the olives.	1.3471	0.04590	170	122	37	11
1015	Are you here for the Rolling Stones event?	1.3471	0.04665	170	123	35	12
1016	As I said, if you want to go any further you need a mask.	1.3471	0.04513	170	121	39	10
1017	‘You call that Sisyphean? Try dating in New York.’	1.3471	0.04665	170	123	35	12
1018	You’re the persistent type. I like that.	1.3471	0.04590	170	122	37	11
1019	Thanks, but I prefer it straight up.	1.3468	0.04535	173	124	38	11
1020	We women struggle with different myths.	1.3468	0.04891	173	129	28	16
1021	Does Apple Watch track everlasting torment now?	1.3468	0.04752	173	127	32	14
1022	Don’t worry, a certain stable genius will be taking your place very shortly.	1.3468	0.04608	173	125	36	12
1023	You got it easy honey, try drinking alone for eternity	1.3466	0.04624	176	128	35	13
1024	Impressive. So how come everyone calls you Sissy?	1.3457	0.04577	162	115	38	9
1025	Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on	1.3457	0.05491	162	127	14	21
1026	Where’s your mask, Sir?	1.3457	0.04822	162	118	32	12
1027	Once you reach the top, it's all downhill from there	1.3455	0.04760	165	120	33	12
1028	Yes old man, this is heaven, and I am your first stop"	1.3452	0.04775	168	123	32	13
1029	I'm always interested in a guy with an eternal job.	1.3452	0.04467	168	119	40	9
1030	Glad I ordered mine up.	1.3452	0.05065	168	127	24	17
1031	I'm sure I've seen you here before.	1.3452	0.04467	168	119	40	9
1032	Are you some kind of parable?	1.3452	0.04546	168	120	38	10
1033	Don’t panic, this is just a bad dream. When you wake up back in the Land of Misogyny, I’ll still be the one pushing the boulder up the mountain.	1.3452	0.04775	168	123	32	13
1034	Oh you want to talk self-inflicted eternal punishment? Try believing in democracy.	1.3452	0.04546	168	120	38	10
1035	... honey, did you asked on the rocks?	1.3452	0.05471	168	133	12	23
1036	Keep on going, man. You need to fully realize what it’s like to be a woman in the professional world	1.3452	0.04922	168	125	28	15
1037	Yes. I'm real.	1.3450	0.04174	171	118	47	6
1038	I’m here to watch the futility of it all.	1.3450	0.04788	171	126	31	14
1039	Let it go Sisyphus, let it go...	1.3450	0.04567	171	123	37	11
1040	ETERNAL LOVE	1.3450	0.05135	171	131	21	19
1041	I like a man who understands commitment.	1.3450	0.04255	171	119	45	7
1042	I'd let you buy me a drink, but I heard you can't get it up.	1.3438	0.05174	160	121	23	16
1043	I’m sorry, your reservation has been moved to tomorrow- come back then.	1.3438	0.04860	160	117	31	12
1044	Can you bring me some ice on your way back down?	1.3438	0.04257	160	110	45	5
1045	A little to the left so it doesn't block the view.	1.3438	0.04611	160	114	37	9
1046	Fancy seeing you here again.	1.3438	0.04696	160	115	35	10
1047	That’s some rock. Who’s the lucky lady?	1.3438	0.04696	160	115	35	10
1048	Some freelancing, finishing grad school. You?	1.3438	0.04611	160	114	37	9
1049	It'll never work. We have different definitions of 'letting it go'.	1.3438	0.04437	160	112	41	7
1050	In my case, I perpetually receive messages from my date telling me he'll be 5 minutes late.	1.3438	0.04611	160	114	37	9
1051	I'll be right here when you get off work.	1.3438	0.04696	160	115	35	10
1052	Wouldn’t Pilates be easier?	1.3438	0.04611	160	114	37	9
1053	Oh, 'Sisyphus'! I thought you said 'syphilis.'	1.3438	0.04696	160	115	35	10
1054	Ma'am, where can I place your Barney's boulder?	1.3438	0.05397	160	124	17	19
1055	That's your hell; mine is to have a first date with you every time you head back down.	1.3438	0.05174	160	121	23	16
1056	When you finally embrace the absurdity of it all, let's have a drink!	1.3438	0.04779	160	116	33	11
1057	So, what would you do if he calls you a sissy?	1.3438	0.05397	160	124	17	19
1058	So, no tips for you...	1.3438	0.05397	160	124	17	19
1059	Hey ol man, you’re BALLER!	1.3438	0.05397	160	124	17	19
1060	You missed happy hour again, Sisyphus.	1.3438	0.04696	160	115	35	10
1061	So, where was I?	1.3438	0.04779	160	116	33	11
1062	Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I don't find anything absurd or meaningless about eternal Martinis.	1.3436	0.04636	163	117	36	10
1063	Did you bring your receipt?	1.3434	0.04736	166	121	33	12
1064	Thank god, I thought they said, "Syphilis is coming for you."	1.3434	0.04736	166	121	33	12
1065	Most men your age can't get it up.	1.3434	0.05035	166	125	25	16
1066	may I help you, Sir?	1.3434	0.05035	166	125	25	16
1067	It’s lonely at the top	1.3434	0.05035	166	125	25	16
1068	sorry no mask, no entry!	1.3434	0.04658	166	120	35	11
1069	You must be one of those essential workers?	1.3434	0.04498	166	118	39	9
1070	I appreciate the effort, but I was thinking just a couple ice cubes.	1.3434	0.04498	166	118	39	9
1071	I ordered the granite, not the quartz, I think I’m going to have to send this back	1.3434	0.04498	166	118	39	9
1072	Don’t mind me. I’m just isolating until the presidential election is over.	1.3434	0.04812	166	122	31	13
1073	I definitely misinterpreted the “Live Rolling Stones Performance” sign	1.3434	0.04579	166	119	37	10
1074	Tell me again why this is “Essential Work”?	1.3434	0.04579	166	119	37	10
1075	When I look at you I get deja vu.	1.3432	0.04969	169	127	26	16
1076	Wow, bould move.	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
1077	The usual?	1.3418	0.04646	158	113	36	9
1078	Join me for a drink when you're done."	1.3418	0.04732	158	114	34	10
1079	Persephone sent me to ask you if you’d like a second ball to feel like you finally have a pair?	1.3418	0.05140	158	119	24	15
1080	I‘m having a deja vu.	1.3418	0.04646	158	113	36	9
1081	So, come here often? lol, of course you do. You’re sisyphus - You’ve been rolling that boulder for like forever. I’m Annette.	1.3418	0.05061	158	118	26	14
1082	Looks like you	1.3418	0.05519	158	124	14	20
1083	If you would like to have a lot more fun but not live quite as long, let me know.	1.3418	0.05140	158	119	24	15
1084	Take a load off and join me!	1.3418	0.04646	158	113	36	9
1085	I did say two Rolling Rocks.	1.3418	0.04899	158	116	30	12
1086	Come here endlessly?	1.3418	0.04816	158	115	32	11
1087	-How do you like the role change? I enjoy my drink and you work like a slave.	1.3418	0.05061	158	118	26	14
1088	You think that's absurd? They charged me thirty bucks for this glass of merlot.	1.3418	0.04899	158	116	30	12
1089	If you have the time, I have the inclination.	1.3418	0.04732	158	114	34	10
1090	Oh, I see you’re into CrossFit. I’m surprised you hadn’t mentioned it before.	1.3418	0.05140	158	119	24	15
1091	Why the long face?	1.3418	0.04899	158	116	30	12
1092	'You think that's hard? Try dating.'	1.3415	0.04613	164	118	36	10
1093	Sal called and wants his rolling stone back.	1.3413	0.04476	167	119	39	9
1094	My last boyfriend was a Democrat. I don't know why, but futility really turns me on.	1.3413	0.04788	167	123	31	13
1095	Just so you know, it's lonely at the top.	1.3400	0.04808	150	108	33	9
1096	OK, one more time, but I won't wait for you after that Sisyphus.	1.3397	0.04592	156	111	37	8
1097	No, I said I wanted my drink on the rocks	1.3396	0.04535	159	113	38	8
1098	You never finish anything Sisyphus	1.3395	0.04729	162	118	33	11
1099	I get half	1.3395	0.05266	162	125	19	18
1100	SOME of us are trying to enjoy our eternity	1.3395	0.04647	162	117	35	10
1101	The dating scene around here is a real uphill battle.	1.3393	0.05002	112	77	32	3
1102	Have you tried imagining yourself happy?	1.3377	0.04807	154	112	32	10
1103	If you're into exercising in futility, how about asking me out on a date?	1.3377	0.04807	154	112	32	10
1104	The games been looking for a big roller.	1.3377	0.05545	154	121	14	19
1105	My boyfriend said he would be a little while. That was ten years ago.	1.3377	0.05468	154	120	16	18
1106	Dad, you're stuck in the stone age.	1.3377	0.04894	154	113	30	11
1107	Maybe I’ve set the bar a little too high.	1.3377	0.04980	154	114	28	12
1108	You again? You're boulder than I thought.	1.3377	0.04980	154	114	28	12
1109	I know it may be hard, but everyone is required to sign in	1.3377	0.04807	154	112	32	10
1110	Well, it took you long enough. I've been waitng here for ages.	1.3377	0.04627	154	110	36	8
1111	Can you just stop doing whatever you are doing and join me for a drink.	1.3377	0.05230	154	117	22	15
1112	Lets talk on your way back.	1.3377	0.04343	154	107	42	5
1113	Hey, when you get to the top, would you tell the bartender I'd like another one? On the rocks, of course.	1.3377	0.04807	154	112	32	10
1114	My, this is your second rock today...but it's my third glass.	1.3377	0.05065	154	115	26	13
1115	You sure come here often	1.3377	0.04807	154	112	32	10
1116	Wow! You must do CrossFit!	1.3377	0.04627	154	110	36	8
1117	You may make $1.00 to every $.80 I make, but only one of us keeps doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results.	1.3377	0.04627	154	110	36	8
1118	It will all be over November 4 th	1.3377	0.04627	154	110	36	8
1119	I said I want you to move mountains for me	1.3377	0.04980	154	114	28	12
1120	And guys call me high maintenance.	1.3375	0.04928	160	119	28	13
1121	May I gently suggest maintaining a respectable distance during handoff to the orange fellow	1.3375	0.05458	160	126	14	20
1122	Hi again."	1.3375	0.04598	160	115	36	9
1123	So, you come up here often?	1.3375	0.04148	160	110	46	4
1124	Atlas already got the part	1.3375	0.04847	160	118	30	12
1125	And I thought my personal trainer was tough.	1.3357	0.04489	140	97	39	4
1126	Sisyphus, Schmisyphus. How 'bout a teeny, tiny martooni?	1.3354	0.05048	158	119	25	14
1127	My punishment is unavailable men.	1.3333	0.04667	156	113	34	9
1128	You’ll be right back? I’ve heard that one before.	1.3333	0.04885	150	110	30	10
1129	When are you done working?	1.3333	0.05009	156	117	26	13
1130	This isn't really about rolling a silly stone up a hill, now is it?	1.3333	0.05065	150	112	26	12
1131	Sure, call me when you get off work.	1.3333	0.04578	156	112	36	8
1132	boulder of a regretful past or guilty future, sire?	1.3333	0.05407	150	116	18	16
1133	Oh, I thought the rock was theoretical when we spoke online.	1.3333	0.04792	150	109	32	9
1134	Mondays, am I right?	1.3333	0.04841	156	115	30	11
1135	So your situations hopeless also	1.3312	0.04966	154	115	27	12
1136	It is so easy. Even a caveman can do it.	1.3312	0.04966	154	115	27	12
1137	Hey Sisyphus, next time can you roll up an olive?	1.3312	0.05051	154	116	25	13
1138	Are you going to be much longer?	1.3312	0.04519	154	110	37	7
1139	It's great to be a woman, isn't it?	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
1140	Are you more of a city or country person?	1.3312	0.05532	154	122	13	19
1141	What do you mean 'do I come here often'?	1.3312	0.05051	154	116	25	13
1142	Got a match?	1.3311	0.04925	148	109	29	10
1143	Yes. Actually I do come here often.	1.3311	0.04831	148	108	31	9
1144	So it’s been an uphill battle for you,too, huh?	1.3311	0.04735	148	107	33	8
1145	Haven't we met?	1.3311	0.04831	148	108	31	9
1146	I take it you're a regular here.	1.3311	0.04434	148	104	39	5
1147	Not what I mean't when I said "on the rocks."	1.3311	0.05372	148	114	19	15
1148	How’s that philosophy workin’ for you?	1.3311	0.05109	148	111	25	12
1149	Shall I have them hold our table?	1.3311	0.04925	148	109	29	10
1150	Have you tried working smarter...?	1.3311	0.04925	148	109	29	10
1151	I know...my job has its ups and downs too	1.3311	0.04434	148	104	39	5
1152	My spin instructor always tells me the downhill portion will be worth the climb.	1.3311	0.04637	148	106	35	7
1153	I tweeted about pushing a rock up a hill earlier so I feel you.	1.3311	0.05457	148	115	17	16
1154	I've been waiting for you my whole life.	1.3299	0.05811	97	70	22	5
1155	I have it worse. Zeus made the open bar all non-alcoholic.	1.3291	0.04789	158	117	30	11
1156	Oh, you know — same old, same old.	1.3289	0.04455	152	108	38	6
1157	Pretty impressive, but the real challenge is doing it for .20 less per dollar.	1.3289	0.04646	152	110	34	8
1158	I've seen you here several times before...	1.3289	0.04739	152	111	32	9
1159	So this is the reason you couldn't grab a drink?	1.3289	0.04897	149	110	29	10
1160	Why yes, I do come here often.	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
1161	Do you ever feel like this speed dating is a lot of effort for nothing?	1.3288	0.04466	146	103	38	5
1162	You know, you're an allegory, right?	1.3288	0.04773	146	106	32	8
1163	So, what are you doing after work?	1.3288	0.05153	146	110	24	12
1164	You keep quoting Camus, honey, and I'll keep drinking my cosmo.	1.3288	0.05061	146	109	26	11
1165	First man to reach the top buys me another drink.	1.3288	0.05153	146	110	24	12
1166	It’s just a rock. What’s the big phus?	1.3288	0.05421	146	113	18	15
1167	Work From Home - Expectation vs. Reality	1.3288	0.04773	146	106	32	8
1168	They told me to get a little bolder when trying to impress women... I sure do hope this is what they meant.	1.3288	0.04871	146	107	30	9
1169	I'm just here to tantalize.	1.3267	0.05050	150	113	25	12
1170	I'd really like to see you again.	1.3267	0.05050	150	113	25	12
1171	All my relationships end the same way. I keep making the same mistake, do you have any idea what that is like?	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1172	Why don't you drop what you're doing and take a load off?	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
1173	Is it me, or does everything about you say ‘available’	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1174	Wanna trade one vicious cycle for another?	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1175	I have this weird feeling that I'll see you again.	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1176	Haven't I seen you here yesterday?	1.3267	0.05138	150	114	23	13
1177	It's been forever!	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
1178	Hey, it’s not rock science. Keep pushing. Repeat.	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1179	'Sisyphus?' Oh, I thought you said something else. No problem then, I like a man who keeps fit.	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1180	Can I buy you a beer? Perhaps a "Rolling Rock."	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1181	Retire? Never! You have to stay busy.	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1182	Hey there mister, come here often?	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1183	Do you believe in love at first visual metaphor?	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1184	I know how you feel. Every time I've almost finished my wine, the bartender tops me off!	1.3267	0.05138	150	114	23	13
1185	You know, there's an easier way to get a Highball."	1.3267	0.05050	150	113	25	12
1186	What do you mean you'll always be too busy to join me for a drink ?	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1187	Huh! Look at that, both of us are trying to get high. Cheers.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1188	Now try it backwards, in heels.	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
1189	Sit for a minute?	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1190	Relax. After Happy Hour it’s all downhill.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1191	You look a bit hairier than your profile shot.	1.3267	0.05138	150	114	23	13
1192	Say, weren't you pushing that same rock the last time I was here?	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1193	What kind of name is that?	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1194	I love a man who works out.	1.3267	0.05224	150	115	21	14
1195	You think gravity's a bitch,	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
1196	Its more than six feet wide - if we keep it between us we'll be ok.	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1197	Yeah, I've got a job like that too.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1198	Thanks, but I’m with Tantalus. He stepped out for a drink.	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1199	I asked for lime not limestone.	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
1200	Just call me "A Hard Place," honey	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1201	It's always nice to see another regular!	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1202	So, let me know when you are no longer in a committed relationship.	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1203	I can't believe they call this a 'sports bar.'	1.3267	0.05309	150	116	19	15
1204	I hope you're not the High Roller I heard about.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1205	Hi, I’m Sysiphus. Hold that drink - back before you know it!	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1206	Sorry...getting stoned isn’t what I had in mind. I’m more of a wine gal.	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1207	Oh, I thought you said you have syphilis.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1208	Funny how we both keep doing the same thing everyday.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1209	Wow gentrification has really reached new heights	1.3267	0.05475	150	118	15	17
1210	Want to borrow my over the shoulder boulder holder?	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1211	You know, it just feels like it’s always wine o’clock, it never ends, you know what I mean?	1.3267	0.04386	150	106	39	5
1212	‘I mean, what’s the purpose of it all’	1.3267	0.04386	150	106	39	5
1213	You’re Tinder profile is quite misleading Atlas.	1.3267	0.05393	150	117	17	16
1214	If only Dark series was true 😉 @netflix @netflix_in @darknetflix	1.3267	0.05715	150	121	9	20
1215	Good to see you again!	1.3265	0.05384	98	69	26	3
1216	Spend some time with me, and I can make your life even more hopeless.	1.3264	0.05292	144	110	21	13
1217	We should do this again tomorrow.	1.3264	0.04709	144	104	33	7
1218	They told me I'd meet a rock star if I sat here, but this is just silly.	1.3264	0.04911	144	106	29	9
1219	I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.	1.3264	0.05105	144	108	25	11
1220	When you're done with that, remember to take out the garbage.	1.3264	0.04709	144	104	33	7
1221	I appreciate the effort, but this is not what I meant about making bolder moves in our relationship.	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
1222	I’ve asked for another cocktail at least three times now. Do you ever feel like you’re repeating yourself over and over again?	1.3264	0.04709	144	104	33	7
1223	Take a break, Sy, it's gonna roll down anyway	1.3264	0.04605	144	103	35	6
1224	I want you to know that I posted my support of your efforts on my homepage	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
1225	Don't you hate these curses? I got this bottomless glass of Saint Emilion.	1.3264	0.05009	144	107	27	10
1226	I like a man with steady work.	1.3259	0.04913	135	98	30	7
1227	Same old, same old, eh?	1.3243	0.04718	148	108	32	8
1228	Seems pointless, doesn't it	1.3243	0.04909	148	110	28	10
1229	A high roller.	1.3243	0.05302	111	80	26	5
1230	Are you kidding? I love rock n' roll.	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1231	Bring me some ice if you get above the snow line this time	1.3243	0.05093	148	112	24	12
1232	Ugh, I am not impressed . Now the other guy that was in here earlier invented something he called the wheel.	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1233	I can't help but think that I've seen you before?	1.3243	0.04620	148	107	34	7
1234	What’s an old guy like you doing building a snowman in a place like this?	1.3243	0.05182	148	113	22	13
1235	How Sisyphus got Syphilis.	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1236	Can I buy you a drink? Let me guess, you're a Rolling Rock guy?	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
1237	I'll tell you my story if you tell me yours.	1.3243	0.05182	148	113	22	13
1238	You misunderstood me. I said I wanted you to be bolder.	1.3243	0.04718	148	108	32	8
1239	Leg day?	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1240	What’s a myth like you doing in a place like this?	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
1241	On second thought, cancel the Rolling Rock. I'll have a PBR.	1.3243	0.04815	148	109	30	9
1242	Feels like I’m the only one really carrying this conversation.	1.3243	0.05182	148	113	22	13
1243	I actually ordered it neat.	1.3239	0.04640	142	102	34	6
1244	It feels like it’s always one step forward and ten steps back with you.	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
1245	I said shaken not rolled!	1.3217	0.05599	115	86	21	8
1246	Take a load off, honey That rock will still be there tomorrow.	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
1247	Good to see you again. Same time tomorrow?	1.3214	0.04564	140	100	35	5
1248	Serves you right for telling Tinder you’re 35 and 6’2”.	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
1249	You come by here often. What do you do for a living?	1.3214	0.04994	140	104	27	9
1250	Okay boomer.	1.3214	0.04890	140	103	29	8
1251	I just love the man who is capable of moving the world for me!	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
1252	Next, try it in heels.	1.3214	0.05096	140	105	25	10
1253	Catch you on the flip flop	1.3214	0.05390	140	108	19	13
1254	You think your job is tough? I have to make believe I'm enjoying myself!	1.3214	0.04890	140	103	29	8
1255	Just remember that ignoring my texts will make the rest of eternity really awkward.	1.3214	0.04994	140	104	27	9
1256	When you’re finished, I could use more nuts.	1.3209	0.04923	134	98	29	7
1257	She must have had one hellova lawyer..	1.3204	0.05724	103	76	21	6
1258	Ooh, I do love a pointless obsession.	1.3194	0.05088	144	109	24	11
1259	I already feel like we have so much in common.	1.3194	0.04586	144	104	34	6
1260	On second thought, I think that one looks better at the bottom.	1.3194	0.04992	144	108	26	10
1261	I see you pass by here a lot, Sisyphus. Why not take a load off?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1262	We have to stop meeting like this.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
1263	If you're not busy, want to buy a girl a drink?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1264	I was waiting for Godot, but if you happen to be free . . .	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1265	What's a Sisyphus like you doing in a place like this?	1.3188	0.05725	138	110	12	16
1266	Why don't we get together next time?	1.3188	0.05817	138	111	10	17
1267	If you really want to impress me, make the bed, and do your dishes and the laundry.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
1268	Your name is Sisyphus? Funny,I think that's what my doctor said I have."	1.3188	0.05537	138	108	16	14
1269	I told you - you can have a drink with me when you're finished.	1.3188	0.05037	138	103	26	9
1270	Sorry, but no shoes no service.	1.3188	0.05141	138	104	24	10
1271	Might be the wine talking, but, by Zeus, you can rock a loincloth!	1.3188	0.05037	138	103	26	9
1272	Wanna get stoned?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1273	Keep walkin' mister. I've heard that one before.	1.3188	0.04482	138	98	36	4
1274	I really like how you roll.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
1275	I'd help, but I just did my nails.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
1276	Hey! Got any plans after work?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1277	Order me a glass of chardonnay. I'll be right back!	1.3188	0.05037	138	103	26	9
1278	When you get to the top, could you check to see if there's more white?	1.3188	0.05243	138	105	22	11
1279	You took the metaphor too far! But I agree, dating is a Sisyphean task!	1.3188	0.05037	138	103	26	9
1280	You look thirsty, I got endless and free refill.... Long story, you could relate.	1.3188	0.05537	138	108	16	14
1281	I'd like to talk to your manager	1.3188	0.05537	138	108	16	14
1282	I see you're into rock and roll!	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1283	What day is it again? Wednesday?	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
1284	Ok, Sisyphus, I’ll get yours to go . . . again.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
1285	You see upside, but I see things going downhill quickly.	1.3182	0.04603	132	94	34	4
1286	When you get a minute, could you bring me another martini? Straight-up...	1.3169	0.05416	142	111	17	14
1287	Isn't eternity up yet?	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
1288	I work as a White House staffer and bring my work home every night as a show of support for the President’s daily meaningless executive action.	1.3169	0.05323	142	110	19	13
1289	You should wait til Happy Hour. Rolling Rocks are half off!	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
1290	I like a man who stays busy.	1.3169	0.04511	142	102	35	5
1291	Maybe you’ll have better luck. I just kept hitting a glass ceiling.	1.3169	0.04832	142	105	29	8
1292	It’s the way a mythical god hopes to keep these mailed-in votes from bring counted.	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
1293	When you posted on your page you were a rock star I was hoping for something else.	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
1294	You know that boulder is a hoax right?	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
1295	This sure feels like an uphill battle.	1.3165	0.04683	139	101	32	6
1296	You’ll never make it with me either.	1.3162	0.05291	136	104	21	11
1297	I said,"on the rockS".	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
1298	Alright Sisyphus, if it doesn't roll back down this time, I'll let you buy me a drink.	1.3162	0.05493	136	106	17	13
1299	Well at least, you’ll never loose your job	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
1300	This is the 15th time you’ve done this. Are you hitting on me?	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
1301	Yes, it's true what you heard; It used to be square.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
1302	I get it. It’s like “Groundhog Day”!	1.3162	0.04749	136	99	31	6
1303	Wanna borrow my over-the-shoulder boulder holder?	1.3162	0.05688	136	108	13	15
1304	I don't care if you're pushing a wad of one-hundred dollar bills...no shoes, no shirt, no service!	1.3162	0.05393	136	105	19	12
1305	If you think that’s hard try a glass ceiling	1.3162	0.05187	136	103	23	10
1306	If we both push, we could get it done in half the eternity.	1.3162	0.05493	136	106	17	13
1307	Old rock 'n roller.	1.3162	0.05081	136	102	25	9
1308	I like a man who's upwardly mobile.	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
1309	Been here before?	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
1310	What do you mean you don't know when you'll get off work?	1.3162	0.04391	136	96	37	3
1311	Sorry, I can't help. I've got the wrong shoes.	1.3162	0.04391	136	96	37	3
1312	you get a kiss the day before the sun explodes	1.3162	0.05592	136	107	15	14
1313	So, is work-life balance important to you?	1.3162	0.04749	136	99	31	6
1314	Omg, what are the chances!	1.3162	0.05081	136	102	25	9
1315	No, straight up.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
1316	Last time I order on the rocks.	1.3139	0.04720	137	100	31	6
1317	So do you understand white male privilege yet?	1.3139	0.05359	137	106	19	12
1318	Ya know it’s refreshing when someone’s dating profile pic isn’t a total lie.	1.3139	0.05155	137	104	23	10
1319	OH MY GOD! Are you Mick Jagger?"	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
1320	Didn't you hear? God is dead.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1321	I admire your persistence, but I would have asked for directions decades ago.	1.3134	0.04668	134	97	32	5
1322	Hey Sisyphus- come here often?	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1323	I do like a man with a steady job.	1.3134	0.04668	134	97	32	5
1324	Sorry, for the 2,321,239th time -- you're not my type.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1325	Call me when you hit rock bottom.	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1326	So, d’ya come here often?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1327	It's 2020. Be glad you're working.	1.3134	0.04668	134	97	32	5
1328	Stick around...I'll be back in a few minutes!	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1329	You look familiar. Do you come here often?	1.3134	0.04668	134	97	32	5
1330	This is not what I meant by on the rocks.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1331	Love the beard!	1.3134	0.05746	134	107	12	15
1332	This relationship isn’t going anywhere.	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1333	Back again?	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1334	There are updated options. You can leave the rock at the top and call it a day."	1.3134	0.05647	134	106	14	14
1335	You just missed him. Indiana Jones just left 5 minutes ago	1.3134	0.05445	134	104	18	12
1336	Get ready to face crushing defeat.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1337	Sorry to be a bother... can I see the cocktail menu again?	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1338	How long do you think you'll be, dear?	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1339	I’m very impressed. I just thought you said you were a Rockefeller.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1340	The meatball is for Table 2, ground floor.	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1341	Sorry, we don’t serve stoners	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1342	This wasn't the rock I had in mind.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1343	Hey, if you like that, you will LOVE the Siren competition!	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1344	The same people you walk over on your way up you may meet in your way down.	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1345	Fella, you're living proof, common sense isn't that common."	1.3134	0.05341	134	103	20	11
1346	Karen. What makes you ask?	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1347	You know your life needn’t be an uphill struggle!	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1348	So are you finally ready to ask for some help.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1349	You think you've got it bad? Try finding a available man in this town!	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1350	Two more mountains, then make a left.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1351	Hey Mister. Haven’t I seen you here before?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1352	So...what line of work you in?	1.3134	0.05445	134	104	18	12
1353	Drop by for a drink on your way down, Sisyphus.	1.3134	0.04546	134	96	34	4
1354	One way or round trip?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1355	You’re too late. Some guy already put a boulder up there....	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1356	Tell me about it! I feel that way about ever finding a decent man in a bar.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1357	When people ask how you’re doing, it’s not a real question.	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1358	On your way back down could you check on my order. It’s taking forever.	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1359	How about a drink after work?	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1360	You're older than your picture, but the rock looks the same.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1361	Call me when you can get it all the way up.	1.3134	0.04546	134	96	34	4
1362	You don't expect me to wait, do you?	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1363	Your replacement is going to show up on 21 January 2021.	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1364	Think that's bad? You should come to my spin class....	1.3134	0.04668	134	97	32	5
1365	I don't care who you are. No one gets into Mount Olympus without a mask.	1.3134	0.04668	134	97	32	5
1366	How's work?	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1367	Wow. I have a new appreciation of my glass ceiling, right now.	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1368	Getting drunk every day is similar.	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1369	You do know the price is now two boulders, right?	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1370	Last one, I promise!	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1371	Oh, of course I imagine you happy but I'm sick of men constantly talking 'bout their career.	1.3134	0.05843	134	108	10	16
1372	You know you can just have an intern do that.	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1373	So is this your dream job or do you think of shifting career?	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1374	Oh, me? I’m in marketing.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1375	So you’re not from Rolling Stones ?	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1376	You’re taking this metaphor for our relationship a little too seriously.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1377	Hey Sis, on your way back down can you grab me another glass of wine?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1378	Life’s so absurd, isn’t it?	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1379	You’re only halfway to the top	1.3134	0.05938	134	109	8	17
1380	Are you sure? It’s happy hour.	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1381	Not quite what I expected when I heard that the Rolling Stones would be appearing here.....	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1382	I heard gyms are opening soon	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
1383	The punishment for millennials is an eternity of sitting at a bar alone	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1384	Camus was right, our existence is pretty absurd don’t you agree?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1385	I’m not denying you invented it, I’m just wondering why you brought it on our date.	1.3125	0.04974	144	109	25	10
1386	Hold it right there. No mask, no closer!	1.3116	0.04577	138	100	33	5
1387	You DO know that shirts and shoes are required?	1.3116	0.05018	138	104	25	9
1388	No pain no gain, dude.	1.3116	0.04577	138	100	33	5
1389	What else can you do?	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
1390	Hey handsome, where have you been all my life, living under a rock?	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
1391	Next, I'll have you take a personality test.	1.3111	0.04984	135	101	26	8
1392	Tired of the same old same-old? Me too.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
1393	You look familiar. Come here often?	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
1394	What are you doing later?	1.3106	0.05602	132	104	15	13
1395	I’m impressed. My workouts feel endless.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
1396	When you get finished, come back and have a drink with me.	1.3106	0.05392	132	102	19	11
1397	Could you possibly just leave your work at the office for once?	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
1398	My punishment? Finding a seat here was torture.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
1399	Look, Sisy, you should try dealing with gender inequality for an eternity.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
1400	Hiya! Come around here often?	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
1401	That's the last time I request some old time rock 'n roll here.	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
1402	When you’re done with that I’d like a menu.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
1403	Actually, I said, "I'd like my drink on the rocks".	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
1404	Thanks, but that's not how I roll.	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
1405	If you think that's tough, try getting me to go on a second date.	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
1406	On your next trip, can you check on my tater tots?	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
1407	Why don’t you try smiling more?	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
1408	You looked a lot different in your photos	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
1409	I'm rethinking my on the rocks order	1.3106	0.04825	132	97	29	6
1410	No. I don't see a speck of moss.	1.3089	0.05180	123	92	24	7
1411	No thanks, I'll stay with Rolling Rock	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
1412	That uphill thing of yours never gets old, does it?	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
1413	Do you come here often or are you just rolling through?	1.3083	0.04795	133	98	29	6
1414	You need to wear a mask until you're seated.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1415	Sorry, yes, there definitely was a typo. We require a syphilis not a sisyphus test.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1416	It's all downhill from here.	1.3077	0.05443	130	101	18	11
1417	Yeah, I applied for your job. Figures they'd give it to a man.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1418	Don't be shy, you big Sisyphus.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1419	Oh! You must be the guy my mother and grandmother warned me about!	1.3077	0.05865	130	105	10	15
1420	I always thought that was an STD.	1.3077	0.05552	130	102	16	12
1421	Sorry, I'm waiting for Tantalus.	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1422	I know it’s only rock and roll...but I like it!	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1423	You forgot your mask.	1.3077	0.05443	130	101	18	11
1424	You know You will be back	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1425	Hey handsome...have you seen Priapus today?	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1426	When you’re done with that, can you bring me a vodka on the rocks?	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1427	Pretty sure you didn't mention this in your profile.	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1428	I said I was looking for someone a little 'bolder.'	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1429	Cheer up! Next round is on me	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1430	Enough already Frank! You just need to let go of your burdens and relax a little.	1.3077	0.04741	130	95	30	5
1431	I think you can. I think you can. I think you can.	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1432	Is this your first time here?	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1433	You're a godsend.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1434	Hey there, when did you roll into town?	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1435	Just giving you a chance to experience a woman's perspective!	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1436	Make mine a double!	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1437	Have you ever seen ‘Fitzcarraldo’?	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1438	Can I get you anything?	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1439	Oh honey, you can’t go up there dressed like that!	1.3077	0.04613	130	94	32	4
1440	Would you mind holding this for a minute? I need to run to the gents.	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1441	Sisyphus, that's not what I meant when I asked, 'Do you have the balls?'	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1442	It's Happy Hour, Sysiphus. Take a break.	1.3077	0.05658	130	103	14	13
1443	Contest Judges: I just overheard this one while waiting at our post office. (If this counts as plagiarism, you can vote me out, of course.) "How can you grasp the gravity of it all at a moment like this?"	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1444	Do you work out	1.3077	0.04347	130	92	36	2
1445	You should smile more.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1446	I hate to keep doing this, but can we reschedule for tomorrow?	1.3077	0.04613	130	94	32	4
1447	I know,it's only rock and roll	1.3077	0.05763	130	104	12	14
1448	Are you really happy? Is the struggle itself towards the heights enough to fill a man's heart?	1.3077	0.05443	130	101	18	11
1449	Back so soon?	1.3077	0.04613	130	94	32	4
1450	Gravity notwithstanding, I'm pulling for you!	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1451	Let's catch up.	1.3077	0.05658	130	103	14	13
1452	Another Friday night at the hard rock cafe.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1453	Can you tell me the time?	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1454	On your way back down, could you bring me some more chips?"	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1455	I'll be here when you get back.	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1456	Turns out today- we're both nonessential workers	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1457	I thought we were discussing “fertility”.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1458	So what's your birth sign?	1.3077	0.05763	130	104	12	14
1459	You think that's bad? Try Tinder!	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1460	Like a chain to go with that?	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1461	You remind me a lot of my ex-husband.	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
1462	Hey, sugar, so long as you didn’t say Syphilis.	1.3077	0.05763	130	104	12	14
1463	I see you finally got it inflated.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1464	If you stop for a minute you might find we have a lot in common	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1465	... I really do need to stop drinking ....	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1466	Life can be such an uphill battle sometimes. Why don’t you take a load off and join me for a drink?	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1467	So you like to rock and roll huh?	1.3077	0.05865	130	105	10	15
1468	The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the Tinder user happy.	1.3077	0.05658	130	103	14	13
1469	Oh, that's what you meant by you're a rocker.	1.3077	0.05443	130	101	18	11
1470	So then I said, what’s the point?	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
1471	Hey, we all have our crosses to bear.	1.3077	0.04613	130	94	32	4
1472	Nice to see you’ve found a job.	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
1473	Is that a boulder or are you just glad to see me?	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1474	Sisyphus? No, I’m the guy that resets the temple traps.	1.3077	0.04741	130	95	30	5
1475	The Paleo menu here is very authentic.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1476	No, I don't want to trade. I prefer the curse of the eternal Happy Hour.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1477	Great news, Sisyphus- You are the official mascot of 2020!	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1478	So... do you like rock and roll?	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1479	You're entering The New Yorker cartoon caption contest AGAIN?!	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
1480	When you're done with that I'd like to see a menu, please.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1481	LOVE your matching beard and loin cloth!	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1482	Straight up. No rocks please.	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
1483	Who’s your friend?	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
1484	I’ve been sent to help you get it up.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1485	Are you a member?	1.3071	0.05647	127	100	15	12
1486	So same seat, same drink - day after day. And you think your life has meaning?	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
1487	Hey, handsome.. you come here often?	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
1488	Aren't you glad it's made of styrofoam?	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1489	You’re back!	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
1490	Trust me, you will be famous!	1.3071	0.04678	127	92	31	4
1491	I have the same issue with wine.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1492	They say finding true love is a Sisyphean task, but there is something special about you.	1.3071	0.04543	127	91	33	3
1493	I don't mean to be a bother, but my order was on the rocks, not with a rock. I'm going to have to send this one back.	1.3071	0.05647	127	100	15	12
1494	Your dating profile said you had big balls but this isn't what I thought you meant.	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
1495	Are you implying that I should be glad that I'm over the hill?	1.3071	0.05421	127	98	19	10
1496	Here's your highball ma'am. Do you want it on the rocks?	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
1497	Grab a drink after your shift?	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1498	I told you I’d be back.	1.3071	0.04678	127	92	31	4
1499	Haven't we met somewhere before?	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
1500	Maybe next time try asking for it "neat"?	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
1501	I guess I shouldn't ask "what's new?"	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1502	Say, haven’t we met before?	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1503	Oh, the mixologist called it a “Sisyphean Spritz”	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1504	Yo, sport! Park that rock and buy a lady a drink.	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
1505	See you again tomorrow, same time?	1.3071	0.04678	127	92	31	4
1506	I’m looking for someone who won’t let Covid disrupt his daily routine.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1507	You’re a persistent one.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1508	Would you like to check your boulder here, sir?	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1509	I ordered a Rolling Rock	1.3071	0.05535	127	99	17	11
1510	Are you going to buy me a drink... or is that a myth, too?	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1511	Can I get another Pinot when you get the chance? Just whenever you get the chance.	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1512	Don’t be absurd, Sis’, of course it’s essential work.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1513	My punishment is an eternity of unwanted advances.	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
1514	Hi, I’m 2021, what’s your name?	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
1515	Shirt and shoes are required on the hill.	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1516	Hey, weren’t you here yesterday?	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1517	I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m working on a deadline.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1518	If only my name was Syphilis instead	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
1519	You rock up here almost two hours late, dressed like that and then expect ME to get you a drink?	1.3060	0.05920	134	110	7	17
1520	Finally, a man gets me a rock.	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
1521	I'd love to buy you a drink when you get off work.	1.3060	0.04881	134	100	27	7
1522	Save your strength, join me for a drink, 2021 is going to be a whole lot better.	1.3060	0.04881	134	100	27	7
1523	That goes in the master bedroom.	1.3060	0.04881	134	100	27	7
1524	I used to be a White House Press Secretary, and now I'm punished to unending frustration by watching the useless efforts of a self-aggrandizing and deceitful man for eternity.	1.3060	0.04645	134	98	31	5
1525	I’m here to attend the Flat Earth conference.	1.3060	0.05321	134	104	19	11
1526	Don't stare that way. You're pushing a rock, I'm pushing forty.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
1527	I was hoping he’d be a little bolder.	1.3058	0.05228	121	91	23	7
1528	Ah, this never gets old, does it?	1.3056	0.05950	108	84	15	9
1529	My punishment ? I get to look at the glass of wine but not drink it! I can assure you that for a Darien housewife this is torture	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
1530	Atlas is two laps ahead of you.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1531	Y'know, I like a goal-oriented man.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1532	Your profile said you liked having a ball.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1533	Looks like you got caught between a rock and a hard place!	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1534	Hey handsome, want to take a break?	1.3053	0.05825	131	106	10	15
1535	I like a man with job security.	1.3053	0.05185	131	100	22	9
1536	Congrats, you've passed the bar!	1.3053	0.05297	131	101	20	10
1537	Oh, good, you're back! Listen, I have had THE WORST day...	1.3053	0.04584	131	95	32	4
1538	That's why I didn't ask for my drink "on the rocks"	1.3053	0.05297	131	101	20	10
1539	Try it in heels, pushing backward.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1540	You doing anything this weekend?	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1541	Hey, I think I saw you here yesterday.	1.3053	0.04584	131	95	32	4
1542	I thought guys like you were extinct.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
1543	Someday you're going to make a real name for yourself.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1544	Let me know when you get off work!	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1545	So, it wasn't circumstantial after all...What is the name of the boulder again? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder CO	1.3053	0.06023	131	108	6	17
1546	You a regular?	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
1547	You again? Don't you ever get tired?	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1548	When you're done with that, come and have a drink.	1.3053	0.05407	131	102	18	11
1549	Hold on. Have I seen you here before?	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
1550	I remember you from last time.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1551	I love a man who rolls his own...	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1552	Hurry on up it's 5 O'O'Clock	1.3053	0.05925	131	107	8	16
1553	I said , ROCKS ! on the ROCKS!!	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1554	You want to "mansplain" this to me?	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1555	You know I'm trying to meet you halfway, Sisyphus.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1556	There's not a snowball's chance in hell.	1.3053	0.05407	131	102	18	11
1557	You got this.	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1558	Really? Forever?	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1559	You may refuse my advances today, mister, but this little black dress knows a thing or two about persistence.	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1560	When you get a chance, could you bring me some more nuts?	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1561	No, I didn't order an old fashioned on the rocks.	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1562	Take a break! The boulder will still be there tomorrow.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1563	Hello ! And I thought my dear grandmother was just making it up!	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1564	Europe looks on as America attempts more "phased reopenings"	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1565	I still think you should just submit your portfolio online like everybody else.	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1566	I didn't mean LITERALLY move mountains, John.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
1567	Just move it a little more over to the left...	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1568	I actually do come here often.	1.3053	0.04584	131	95	32	4
1569	You'd be much cuter if you smiled more while you were working.	1.3053	0.05407	131	102	18	11
1570	When you said you’d rock my world, this wasn’t what I thought you meant.	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1571	See if you can break through that glass ceiling up there, I haven’t had any luck	1.3053	0.05723	131	105	12	14
1572	We’re not so different you and I	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1573	Hi, my name is Sisyphus! I’ll catch you on my way down. Stay put, please.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1574	Back a little. Perfect, that’s about six feet.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1575	You’re reliable—that’s what I like about you.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
1576	I could watch you do that all day!	1.3053	0.04833	131	97	28	6
1577	Struggling with that rock but can still look at my tits SMH	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
1578	When I said "on the rocks", I meant ice.	1.3047	0.04905	128	95	27	6
1579	Back in high school I could do this without breaking a sweat.	1.3047	0.04905	128	95	27	6
1580	You have to deliver it by 5:00 pm,or let it go and try again tomorrow.	1.3047	0.05608	128	101	15	12
1581	If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
1582	Well now after you rolled it u , how will you stabilize it	1.3030	0.05262	132	102	20	10
1583	Good luck with parking.	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
1584	Sisyphus, stop mansplaining your giant boulder punishment to me.”	1.3030	0.05151	132	101	22	9
1585	I've seen you here before. you come here often?	1.3030	0.04680	132	97	30	5
1586	Now you really know what dating is like.	1.3030	0.04802	132	98	28	6
1587	It always ends the same way	1.3030	0.04921	132	99	26	7
1588	I see we both ordered 'the usual.'	1.3023	0.05116	129	98	23	8
1589	Reminds me of when I had kids	1.3023	0.05233	129	99	21	9
1590	Shall I get you the regular?	1.3023	0.05569	129	102	15	12
1591	Do you live around here?	1.3023	0.05459	129	101	17	11
1592	Going up?	1.3023	0.05347	129	100	19	10
1593	I used to feel just like you do, until the day I stopped shaving my legs, once and for all!	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
1594	I’d offer to lend you a hand, but there’s a drink in mine.	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1595	Not what I had in mind when you said you liked rock & roll”	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1596	Sometimes life with work and the kids is so frustrating. You ever been frustrated?	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1597	Valet could’ve taken care of that for you.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1598	Sisyphus, sweetheart, don't bother. Can't you tell when you've been pranked?	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1599	Relax, no guy keeps it up forever.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1600	Maybe you should just stop parking it so close to the edge .	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1601	Haven't I seen you around before?	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1602	So Sisyphus, tell me, are you really the original king of Rock and Roll?	1.3008	0.05992	123	100	9	14
1603	Actually, I'm kind of turned on by older men who are pushy.	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1604	Just a little bit more.	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1605	I said, "Straight up, NOT on the rocks!"	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1606	I know our online profiles said we would be compatible, but I'm really into working smarter.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1607	Getting a drink up there is a positively Sisyphean task.	1.3008	0.04751	123	90	29	4
1608	Oh sisyphus ....leave it to you to get the snowball package.	1.3008	0.06102	123	101	7	15
1609	How mythical.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1610	2020, party of one.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1611	Could be worse, at least you have a job	1.3008	0.04751	123	90	29	4
1612	It's all uphilll from here...	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1613	So, how do we get this ball rolling?	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1614	Here's the boulder you ordered.	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
1615	I'm sorry, I said "on the rocks".	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1616	I like older men with steady jobs.	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1617	Hi, I'm Persephone. Come here often?	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1618	Why not give multitasking a try?	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1619	Hercules was by a few minutes ago, but he didn't have time for a drink either.	1.3008	0.04751	123	90	29	4
1620	Can you buy a lady a drink, big fella?	1.3008	0.05879	123	99	11	13
1621	Oh this guy again...well, he does seem to be persistent and he works out... a lot. A girl could do worse.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1622	One for the way down?	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1623	Yeah.... quit complaining..... I had to do that in stilettos... wrecked my favorite Jimmy Choo’s!	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1624	When you said in your profile you were a stoner, I was thinking you meant "an old hippie."	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1625	You can't come closer without a mask.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1626	So, when do you get out of work?	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1627	You think that's hard? Try dating in your 30s.	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1628	"And I thought that strong, handsome men like you were just a myth!"	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1629	Well, you wouldn’t be the first man I’ve met that could benefit from an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
1630	You may put new meaning to the game of squash!	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1631	You know, if we keep meeting like this people will start to talk.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1632	Nice to see you again, too.	1.3008	0.04608	123	89	31	3
1633	Come find me when you're done.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1634	Give me one more chance, Mary	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1635	What big balls you have, Sisyphus.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1636	When I said let's rock and roll, I meant something else.	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1637	Why don't I help? Haven't you ever heard of the glass ceiling?	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1638	At least you have a steady position.	1.3008	0.04751	123	90	29	4
1639	Come on have a drink with me...it wouldn’t be the first time you’ve dropped the ball.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1640	I said I wanted my drink neat and NOT on the rocks.	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1641	Lose the rock and buy me a drink, high roller?	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1642	Other guys may be better looking, but your boulder.	1.3008	0.04751	123	90	29	4
1643	That’s just a myth Sisyphus because unlike me you just don’t have time for existential angst!	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1644	I guess it’s all downhill from here	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1645	We just need to keep this up until we create a vaccine!	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1646	Well, catch me on your way down, then.	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1647	Maybe this time“	1.3008	0.05765	123	98	13	12
1648	Hey big boy, got a light?	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1649	Don’t forget, the 457,567,543,864,678,325th time never fails, honey”	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1650	So what do you like to do outside of work?	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1651	My fitness club hasn’t reopened either.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1652	Oh me? I’m Karen. And I find the fact that you’re not wearing a mask very attractive. Hard to find a man who believes in freedom nowadays.	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
1653	Finally, the meaning of life!	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1654	When you get a moment could you bring me another “triple figure salary earned from your hard work” on the rocks?	1.3008	0.06210	123	102	5	16
1655	The Flintstones-themed social distance party is actually on the next mountain.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1656	I usually go for boulder guys, they’re so mature	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1657	sips ah yes, the rockstar from The Rolling Stones	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
1658	C’mon over and have a drink, you’ve been at that thing for what seems like an eternity.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1659	: “Bringing your pet rock on a blind date is not cool”	1.3008	0.05765	123	98	13	12
1660	It’s me, Alison! Long time no see!How are you? Good?	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1661	Yeah, I know - he told you America is the greatest country in the world, right?	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1662	In the fight for social justice, there are those carrying the weight of injustice and there are those watching from their brunch table.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1663	Jill agreed, “Yes Sisyphus, please manslpain it again for me.”	1.3008	0.05992	123	100	9	14
1664	Well at least you’re not Tantalus	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1665	Your boulder looked bigger in your profile.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
1666	Mondays... amirite?	1.2992	0.05398	127	99	18	10
1667	It's good to see you again!	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1668	You know, you could valet that.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1669	As for me, I am punished for all the times I booked a restaurant and did not show up.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
1670	Yeah, that's me, honey - part of the torment!	1.2991	0.05188	117	88	23	6
1671	You look different in your profile photo.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1672	Sorry Mr. Sisyphus, we need to reschedule your appointment about that stone again. How does tomorrow work for you?	1.2984	0.04432	124	89	33	2
1673	Hump day, right?	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
1674	My number? Sure. When you're done with that.	1.2975	0.04788	121	89	28	4
1675	Hi. Are you a regular here?	1.2975	0.04930	121	90	26	5
1676	Sorry Babe; if I let this go it will be the death of me.	1.2975	0.04930	121	90	26	5
1677	When I said I was looking for a high roller you were not what I had in mind!	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
1678	What I want to know is how did we both get stuck in the same cartoon?	1.2975	0.05333	121	93	20	8
1679	When I said I wanted a rock, I was expecting something finger size, Sisyphus.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1680	Well I see someone hasn’t gotten their stimulus check	1.2975	0.05333	121	93	20	8
1681	Well you’re the one who sait you’d move mountains for me!	1.2975	0.04788	121	89	28	4
1682	Excuse me, have we met before?	1.2969	0.05005	128	97	24	7
1683	I can’t help you with the rock, but eleven martinis a day sure deters the eagle from pecking out your liver.	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
1684	We should do this again sometime. And again. And again. And again.	1.2960	0.04823	125	93	27	5
1685	I can quit anytime.	1.2960	0.05331	125	97	19	9
1686	You think you have it bad, I’d asked for my second wine five minutes ago!	1.2960	0.04955	125	94	25	6
1687	To each his stone.	1.2960	0.04687	125	92	29	4
1688	I won't wait forever, you know.	1.2957	0.04779	115	84	28	3
1689	I know, it sucks. Every time I try to take a drink it spills.	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
1690	Can you bring it back later? He's at lunch right now.	1.2951	0.05421	122	95	18	9
1691	The Missus of the Sisyphus	1.2951	0.04461	122	88	32	2
1692	Wow, you don't look anything like your profile picture!	1.2941	0.04676	119	87	29	3
1693	You're no Charles Atlas, you stupid sissy!You're too much of a weakling to roll it over the top. You'll be trying to do it for the rest of your life.	1.2941	0.06009	119	97	9	13
1694	Zeus asked me to check for moss	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1695	We think this is better than voting by mail.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1696	You deal with 2020 your way; I'll deal with it mine.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1697	This way, you'll defiitely feel the earth move	1.2941	0.05384	119	92	19	8
1698	Same old, same old	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1699	You're two-hours late!	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1700	Yes, I already understood the metaphor.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1701	No thanks. I'm afraid of catching Sisyphus.	1.2941	0.05384	119	92	19	8
1702	Zeus isn't the boss anymore. Just let it go.	1.2941	0.05250	119	91	21	7
1703	Is that a really big rock or are you just glad to see me?”	1.2941	0.05250	119	91	21	7
1704	Okay, I see what you're doing. This is a metaphor for my relationships.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1705	After all these years, hasn’t anyone told that you need to let go before you can move forward?	1.2941	0.05384	119	92	19	8
1706	Don't get cocky...you're not even close to the top yet.	1.2941	0.06009	119	97	9	13
1707	Something tells me you come here often.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1708	It's interesting, but could I see something in more of a mauve?	1.2941	0.04826	119	88	27	4
1709	Wait, I’ve heard this one before. ‘A guy and his eternal punishment walk into a bar...’	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1710	This being my second day here in Hades, this bar isn't so bad. However, you are the only guy I've seen and you are always pushing that rock up the hill.	1.2941	0.05767	119	95	13	11
1711	Imagine your rock is a giant snowball and this is hell, and we have a pretty good description of your chances.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1712	Don't worry, it's just styrofoam!	1.2941	0.05515	119	93	17	9
1713	Oh,Sisyphus,I meant a big rock on my finger!	1.2941	0.04826	119	88	27	4
1714	When you’re done with that, I’d like a refill, please...	1.2941	0.06009	119	97	9	13
1715	Seriously?! For the last time, Sisyphus, give it a break. I’m really not interested.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1716	I’m still waiting on that refill, you know.	1.2941	0.05384	119	92	19	8
1717	What took you so long?	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
1718	Sorry - no shoes, no shirt, no entry.	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
1719	No, I’m not easy either.	1.2927	0.05257	123	95	20	8
1720	I said SCONE !	1.2927	0.05257	123	95	20	8
1721	Sorry, there’s still a 20 minute wait to be seated	1.2927	0.05128	123	94	22	7
1722	I just knew you'd be back	1.2917	0.04644	120	88	29	3
1723	Eternally suffer here often?	1.2917	0.04644	120	88	29	3
1724	After a few more of these I’ll no longer care that I have difficulty pronouncing your name.	1.2917	0.05345	120	93	19	8
1725	Sorry. Due to social distancing guidelines you will have to wait at the bottom of the hill.	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
1726	You look you're shouldering a burden.	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1727	What a heavy weight masculinity is	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1728	Try as you might, you’ll never break the glass ceiling with that.	1.2906	0.05300	117	90	20	7
1729	It’s 5 o’clock, give the myth a break.	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
1730	That's right, Sisyphus, you're almost near the top. Now say, "Thank you, dear Persephone, for supervising me.'	1.2893	0.05040	121	92	23	6
1731	On the rocks means more than one.	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
1732	High Ball?	1.2893	0.05434	121	95	17	9
1733	I said Martini on the rocks	1.2893	0.04758	121	95	19	7
1734	Nope, this isn't the Hard Rock Cafe.	1.2893	0.05040	121	92	23	6
1735	Hey, it's the end of time somewhere.	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
1736	Come here often? You have no idea.	1.2893	0.04758	121	90	27	4
1737	I'm thinking we are an allegory of the times	1.2881	0.05396	118	92	18	8
1738	Sorry, it's just slang for ice cubes.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1739	When I asked for my drink on the rocks, I didn't expect this!	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1740	Mister, you’ve gone from ‘seems interested’ to ‘totally creepy’ in about 15-seconds.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1741	I stood up Zeus. You?	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1742	Oh for God's sake, Sisyphus. Give it up. It's 2020. Nobody does that anymore.	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1743	It’s the original Pilates. Works my core.	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1744	C'mon - take a break. That ball will still be there when you're done.	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1745	I'll help when I get to the bottom of this cocktail -- unless they re-fill it, which they always do."	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1746	You win " Casual Friday."	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1747	No, I distinctly ordered a Grumpy Old Man on the Rocks.	1.2857	0.05488	119	94	16	9
1748	Sorry, no - I've heard the myth of syphilis.	1.2845	0.05449	116	91	17	8
1749	Sisyphus realizes he has the easier task and is more likely to be successful than the single woman trying to find a suitable man.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1750	I hear you've been a regular here for quite some time.	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1751	It didn't come with a lever?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1752	Hey Sisyphus, your fly is open.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1753	Ive seen you around here alot. Arent you tired of it?	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1754	Hey, what took you so long?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1755	No, no. The Hard Rock Cafe is down the hill and across the river.	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1756	Oh hey there -- come here often?	1.2845	0.05585	116	92	15	9
1757	Your Match photo doesn’t do you justice.	1.2845	0.05974	116	95	9	12
1758	That's quite a conspiracy theory you've got there.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1759	You push a rock up this hill often.	1.2845	0.05449	116	91	17	8
1760	I see you roll that boulder up this hill every day. When will you build up the courage to buy me a drink?	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1761	You look like a high roller.	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1762	White Man's Burden, White Woman's Burgundy	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1763	Same boulder, different day.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1764	Well aren’t you the rock star?	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1765	Boulder...Balder...after four months of quarantine, I'm not picky.	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1766	Nothing much, how about you?	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1767	You know you don't HAVE to do that.	1.2845	0.05585	116	92	15	9
1768	Keep pushing until you reach the glass ceiling.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1769	No thanks Sis, I like mine straight up	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1770	I know how you feel. I ordered the Château Pavie ‘64 and they bought me the ‘68.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1771	Could you bring me some peanuts?	1.2845	0.04550	116	85	29	2
1772	Hey, it's all uphill from here.	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1773	Oh, I thought you said you were a "Rock AND Roller"...	1.2845	0.05585	116	92	15	9
1774	I've heard you're a legend. Wanna buy me a drink?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1775	One of the reasons why you're down here was your refusal to wear a mask up there.	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1776	Tomorrow, same place, same time?	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1777	Honey, your slavish devotion to getting to the top does not make our marriage a picnic.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1778	Going global, huh?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1779	So papa really was a rolling stone!	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1780	Will you be my Mrs. Syphus?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1781	Be right back!	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1782	It's happy hour. Let it go!	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1783	Care to take a break from the utter pointlessness of the ups and downs of life for one happy hour?	1.2845	0.05449	116	91	17	8
1784	Tough day, eh?	1.2845	0.05449	116	91	17	8
1785	Hey, only nine more weeks until the election!	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1786	Care for a drink? I’ve got a Rolling Rock with your name on it.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1787	Every single day. And you've never once said anything about my shoes!	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1788	Do you come here often big fella?	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1789	Is this the famous curbside delivery they talk about?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1790	I'm at my best between a rock and a hard place.	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1791	So, it's kind of heavy, I'm guessing.	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1792	Normally I'd offer to help but I have my own eternal punishment to deal with.	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1793	I’ll take that olive when you’re done with it.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1794	Have you tried a Peloton?	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1795	And here I thought dating in my 30s was a futile exercise.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1796	Talk to me when you're not on the rebound.	1.2845	0.05718	116	93	13	10
1797	Believe me pal, the dating scene these days feels pretty similar.	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1798	Your profile didn’t say you were a rolling stone	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1799	I know it"s hard, but just think how hard it is to be a woman.	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1800	- “Feel free to put that with the others...”	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1801	Give me a minute, I'm almost done	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1802	Ok, that IS a tough task, but you should try dating during a pandemic,	1.2845	0.04550	116	85	29	2
1803	You think that’s monotonous? I’m from 2020...	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1804	I wish the earth was flat in times like these.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1805	It’s the same excuse everyday	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1806	Yes, I know we’re in the 12th wave Dr. Fauci. But have you tried their Truffle Fries?	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1807	Fool me 2,764 times, shame on me.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1808	How could I say no to the proposal, look at the size of that rock!	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
1809	Nope. Still not impressed.	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1810	Not as easy as you’ve made it sound all these years now is it!?	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1811	Sisyphus in the streets, syphilis in the sheets?	1.2845	0.05449	116	91	17	8
1812	You’d think I’d be happier being classified an essential employee...	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1813	somehow it always goes downhill for me after the first date	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1814	Bartend! I asked for a whiskey neat, but it appears I’ve gotten it on the rocks	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1815	I like a goal oriented man	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1816	Sure. Just swing by when you're done.	1.2830	0.04972	106	79	24	3
1817	Hey big boy, why don't you take a load off and have a seat?	1.2830	0.04972	106	79	24	3
1818	I've been pushing against the patriarchy my whole life.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1819	You know, they have valet parking.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1820	You probably burn as many calories on an elliptical.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1821	Cmon, one drink...your little rock isn’t going anywhere.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1822	Take a load off, it’s Happy Hour!	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1823	Dating really is an uphill battle.	1.2830	0.04787	106	78	26	2
1824	If you wrap that up quickly you could still make happy hour!	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1825	Oh honey, wait to the girls see the ROCK you got me!!	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1826	And they say drinking ages you.	1.2830	0.04972	106	79	24	3
1827	I’m a psychologist, I may be able to help you.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
1828	Heading for the ballot box?	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
1829	If you were any younger I’d let you do it again & again.	1.2821	0.06051	117	97	7	13
1830	So you’re saying if I become a Hedonist I can just stop?!	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
1831	And they call ME absurd.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
1832	rescuing our Democracy was harder.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1833	I’ll do one more Cabernet whenever you have a chance.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
1834	No, it wasn’t me who ordered the snowball.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1835	I’m at a point in my life where, no matter what I do, I feel like I do the same pointless stuff every day, you know?	1.2821	0.04832	117	88	25	4
1836	I like mine on the rocks.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1837	I can see you’re busy but will you be back?	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1838	Oh sorry Sisyphus, I was told to watch out for syphilis.	1.2818	0.06076	110	90	9	11
1839	Absurd, isn't it?	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1840	What a coincidence! I"m looking for a strong, silent type.	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1841	That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a big rock.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1842	oh, my sister's into Crossfit too	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
1843	Never send a man to do a woman's job.	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
1844	Not again. How many times do I have to tell you I’m not impressed.?	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1845	Ya know...it's so much easier to get drunk than stoned.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1846	Hey handsome, what took you so long?	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1847	Matzah ball! Matzah ball! Must be the next table.	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
1848	Now that’s what I call a highball.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1849	Hello, high roller.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1850	Seems like I see you here every day.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1851	Wow. You really are a regular.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1852	How'd you like a ball AND chain?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1853	For the five-hundredth time, are you gonna buy me a drink or not?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1854	Buy a girl a Rolling Rock?	1.2818	0.05795	110	88	13	9
1855	This is the third time you’ve rolled that stone past me. Are you flirting with me?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1856	And your sitting on the mountain makes more sense?	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1857	I’ve been waiting for ages for a guy with a steady job!	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1858	Not if you roll it up there a thousand times.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1859	Hey, baby. Come here often?	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1860	Not in a million years!	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1861	On your way back I'd like another drink please.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1862	Have a drink. It’s only a myth.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1863	What time do you knock off?	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1864	I figured it’s easier to find people here at the bottom.	1.2818	0.05795	110	88	13	9
1865	I just wish you had two of them.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1866	Yea no it’s, Si-sy-phus. It’s alright haha everyone thinks it sounds like that. I get tested regularly.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1867	Hey, Sys, you want your usual martini on the way back down?	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1868	I know my profile says I like High Rollers, but...	1.2818	0.05937	110	89	11	10
1869	Maybe you should try dressing for the job you want instead of the job you have. [emphasize “want”]	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1870	Say handsome, I hear you are a rock star.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1871	Say handsome, haven't I seen you here before?	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1872	I said I was looking for a guy with big ballS.	1.2818	0.05937	110	89	11	10
1873	Sisy, don't make such a phus. I'll have one ready, on your way down.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1874	I heard existentialist metaphors are good in bed, or is that just a myth?	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1875	On second thought, make it a double.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1876	You really won't stop and take no for an answer, will you?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1877	I like my men strong and experienced - how’d you like to rock my world?	1.2818	0.06076	110	90	9	11
1878	I feel your pain. Every morning, I wake up sober.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1879	Please don't let it spill my wine!	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1880	How are you enjoying 2020 so far?	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1881	I'm sorry, I asked for my next one to be a bit colder - not a big boulder.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1882	You really do need to learn how to relax, dear.	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1883	I know, but I just can’t imagine us BOTH happy.	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1884	I get it. You do crossfit.	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
1885	And I thought my ex took forever to finish	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1886	Thanks for bringing that all the way up here. Unfortunately we just had one flown in and don’t need yours.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1887	Has it been 4 years?	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1888	I imagine you must be the happiest person in 2020	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1889	I’m sorry, sir. 2020 is only downhill from here	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1890	When I said “on the rocks”...	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1891	Why didn't you FedEx it?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1892	Feel free to stop by whenever you’re done with that	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1893	That’s why you’re late?	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1894	Really? That’s kind of funny, because I’ve been condemned to be an easy roll.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1895	Everyday, Ma'am. I come here every-frickin-day.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1896	I’ve been waiting an eternity for a man like you.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1897	Have you heard this one? A guy rolling a rock comes into a bar...	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1898	Don’t even think of stopping. There’s a really strict dress code: no, shoes, no shirt , and certainly no Sisyphus.	1.2807	0.06293	114	96	4	14
1899	Oh, you know. More of the same.	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1900	can you please get this over with, I'm running out of cocktails.	1.2807	0.05779	114	92	12	10
1901	I SO don't want to ask if you come here often.	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
1902	I know your dating profile said you were an old rock and roller.	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1903	I think you've been doing the wrong thing over and over.	1.2807	0.05912	114	93	10	11
1904	Maybe on the way down, then?	1.2807	0.04580	114	84	28	2
1905	What’s a nice girl like you doing in a myth like this?	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
1906	I've heard it all before. You're just too busy to have time for me now.	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1907	I see you have some extra baggage.	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1908	You are a figure from ancient mythology and I am a regular woman having a drink on the side of a barren, inhospitable mountain. We can never date.	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1909	Of all the mountains in all the towns in all the world, she walks onto mine	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
1910	I just make this look easy.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1911	Let me un-rock your world.	1.2797	0.04946	118	90	23	5
1912	Sorry, but you need to put on your mask, and I need to take your temperature.	1.2797	0.05231	118	92	19	7
1913	A man works from sun to sun, a woman's work is never done, right?	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1914	Well even if spending eternity holding an empty glass isn't legendary, it still sucks.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1915	Sorry, my husband ordered the Rolling Rock. But he left.	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
1916	For a change, why don't you ask me out?	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1917	Couldn’t you have shaved?	1.2797	0.04644	118	88	27	3
1918	Is that a Greek name? I dated a guy named Atlas in college.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1919	On your way a few ice cubes won't hurt	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1920	Can't you use the gym like other people?	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1921	I see you here every day. You say your name is Sisyphus?	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1922	Well I did click on mover and shaker.	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1923	Well, hello there... come here often?	1.2783	0.05024	115	88	22	5
1924	Pffft! You think you got it tough buddy, every time I empty this wine glass someone buys me another!	1.2783	0.04711	115	86	26	3
1925	You should try rolling it down the hill.	1.2783	0.05024	115	88	22	5
1926	Dont let anybody tell you what to do	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1927	I’m looking for a supportive partner because I’m almost over-the-hill.	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1928	I think I need to explain "on the rocks"	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1929	You said you'd be right back two millennia ago.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1930	Care to join me, fella? I like the way you roll.	1.2778	0.06005	108	88	10	10
1931	More nuts?	1.2778	0.06005	108	88	10	10
1932	You are a regular here aren't you?	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1933	Stop by on your way back down.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1934	It's uphill both ways.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1935	If you can get it to the top, next round's on me.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1936	Did you remember the tonic water?	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1937	Hi Sisyphus, I'm replacing Persephone who was crushed in the last avalanche.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1938	I know you said you would move mountains to convince me to agree to dinner, but I didn't think you were speaking literally.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1939	Believe me, I know how hard it is to keep the ball rolling.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1940	Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1941	Keith called. Ronnie and Charlie wanna play too.	1.2778	0.06147	108	89	8	11
1942	Have you tried to appeal the decision?	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1943	Same time tomorrow, Sis?	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1944	How was your day? And don't say same-old, same-old.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1945	Happy Hour here has extra large Swedish meatballs tonight.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1946	When you have a moment, can I get a check please.	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1947	How about on your way back down I buy you a an ice cold Rolling Rock?	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1948	Trust me. Zeus said Rolling Rock, not roll the rock.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1949	Well hello there Mr. high roller...	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1950	I said i wanted a strong drink, not a strong man.	1.2778	0.06005	108	88	10	10
1951	Ah, I see the confusion. You ordered "something well-aged on the rocks.”	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1952	You really need to work on your core.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1953	Come on! Just one drink. You're not getting any younger.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1954	Why don't you just relax, and we can see what happens?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1955	That’s not quite what I meant when I said “on the rocks.”	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1956	It's about time you know how we feel...keep pushing. You're not even half way!	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1957	You're gonna have to nurse that drink. I won't be back for awhile.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1958	'Same time, next week' is literal for you, isn't it?	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1959	Try running for Vice President	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1960	Rock on dude.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1961	Not a great pick-up line Mr. Sisyphus. Why don’t you try again tomorrow?	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1962	C'mon, neither of us is over the hill.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1963	Any chance you could pick up a loaf of bread on your way home?	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1964	Good for you for Leaning In	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1965	Hey pal, I’m a little easier.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1966	Yeah, investment banking has its ups and downs too.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1967	At least you are upfront about your baggage.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1968	Kindly adjust your skirt.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1969	Good for you...an interesting outdoor workout.	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1970	Even Hell has happy hour.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1971	When you're done pushing, why don't you stop by for a drink.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1972	I noticed you the last time you rolled by.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1973	The rock is not an automatic deal breaker. Last guy I dated gets his liver torn out by an eagle every day.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1974	Yeah, Hera didn't like the way I was looking at Zeus so she stuck me here to watch you.	1.2778	0.06005	108	88	10	10
1975	I’ve always wanted to date a rolling stone	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1976	same time again tomorrow?	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1977	Yeah yeah, try having a full time job.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1978	Next on: Mythed Connections	1.2778	0.05709	108	86	14	8
1979	It's not so great up there, wouldn't bother.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1980	EZ Pass or cash, you know the drill.	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1981	Aren’t you hunky! When do you get off work?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1982	Screwed either way	1.2778	0.06005	108	88	10	10
1983	Welcome to stage 1 of the life without privilege experience.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1984	Maybe next time, Sisyphus.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1985	Take my order already	1.2778	0.06286	108	90	6	12
1986	You think I’d know the answer to this but... do you come here often?	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1987	Sis, you really should smile more.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1988	Wow...you look exactly like you do in your photos!	1.2778	0.05709	108	86	14	8
1989	Could you turn this water into a wine, I’ve had a rough day	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1990	I know exactly how you feel. Every time I finish my drink, the bartender refills it.	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
1991	You look familiar, have we met before?	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1992	Next round is definitely on me.	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1993	You should have just slipped Zeus a ten-spot.	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1994	I'd say you've earned a drink on the rocks.	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1995	Might I suggest there’s better things you could do over and over, endlessly?	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1996	That looks heavy.	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1997	Back already?	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1998	I already have you booked for tomorrow.	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1999	Rolling Rock?	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
2000	And they still say that humans are the most intelligent race on earth	1.2752	0.04855	109	82	24	3
2001	Well if I had known it would be so big I wouldn't have ordered the app	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
2002	The Old Man and the She	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
2003	What’s the worst job you ever had?	1.2743	0.04745	113	85	25	3
2004	Artisan ice?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
2005	While you're up there, would you see if my table is ready?	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
2006	No, ma'am, I haven't forgotten you.	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
2007	YOU'RE LATE!	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
2008	Camus says you are having great time. Care to join me for a better time?	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2009	Hello Mr. Biden. I see you're running for office again.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
2010	And I’m still waiting for the main course...	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2011	Why are the good ones always taken?	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
2012	I bet you some by here often, Sisyphus.	1.2736	0.06363	106	89	5	12
2013	Are you just doing that so you can appear in New Yorker cartoon?	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
2014	When I said 'Come up and see me sometime' I was just kidding.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2015	Before you roll on I’ll need to take your temperature .	1.2736	0.05925	106	86	11	9
2016	Excuse me, Sir, but could you please get me a refill for my drink when you have a moment?	1.2736	0.06363	106	89	5	12
2017	I’m not gonna wait forever, you know.	1.2736	0.05613	106	84	15	7
2018	This time is sure to be different than the last!	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2019	They have lovely branch here on Sundays.	1.2736	0.06074	106	87	9	10
2020	You said that last time.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
2021	Nothing like a man with a consistent job.	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
2022	I could watch this for an eternity...	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2023	Come up and see me sometime. I should be home tonight.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2024	They have valet parking, you know.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2025	Only people with Zoom invites can proceed, Mister!	1.2736	0.06074	106	87	9	10
2026	Have you tried rolling it downhill instead?	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2027	Thursday: Arms and Back	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
2028	When I asked for a highball, I meant the cocktail..	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
2029	Just trying to make my way to 2021	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
2030	Do you ever not come here often?	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
2031	Hey, big boy! Got a match?	1.2727	0.05763	110	89	12	9
2032	It’s so refreshing you’re not looking for something long-term.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
2033	You should be wearing a mask	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
2034	On your way back down, I'll have another martini.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
2035	Really? You never get off?	1.2727	0.04640	110	82	26	2
2036	Hey big boy. Haven’t I seen you here before?	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
2037	You don’t look quite the same as your profile.	1.2727	0.06045	110	91	8	11
2038	Actually, I'd just like a couple of olives.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
2039	Come on mate, one drink is not going to hurt" ..	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
2040	Fancy seeing you again	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
2041	We’re in phase 3, live a little.	1.2727	0.05616	110	88	14	8
2042	Do you have any Grey Poupon?	1.2727	0.06182	110	92	6	12
2043	The tomb is the other way...	1.2727	0.05616	110	88	14	8
2044	Would you like a chain to go with that?	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
2045	That’s not my idea of a highball.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
2046	Happy hour tomorrow at 5:00. Same as always.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
2047	Do you want to explain yourself or should I go first?	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
2048	Can you believe I actually get paid to watch?	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
2049	It's not happy hour for you, is it.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
2050	I’m just waiting to see if you can get it up, and then we can start talking	1.2710	0.05722	107	86	13	8
2051	We said "no work" on date night	1.2710	0.04708	107	80	25	2
2052	I thought you said you’ll bring me the world? This is a rock	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
2053	You said you wanted the biggest rock on your finger, well here it is!!	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
2054	Still, Sisyphus? I got mine up to the top ages ago!	1.2703	0.05571	111	89	14	8
2055	Hey cutie, haven't I seen you here before?	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
2056	Old-fashioned on the rocks.	1.2703	0.05571	111	89	14	8
2057	I see you come by here all the time. We should get acquainted.	1.2692	0.05672	104	83	14	7
2058	Most guys just bring flowers.	1.2692	0.04970	104	78	22	3
2059	I broke the glass ceiling. You should wear shoes.	1.2692	0.04779	104	78	24	2
2060	So you must be one of those guys who just won't take 'no' for an answer."	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
2061	You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
2062	Buy me a drink when you get off work?	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
2063	"Getting stoned could be a lot easier.	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
2064	Falling off the wagon is how I roll.	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
2065	That's your pick-up line? You'd have better luck with the rock.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
2066	My ad said I seek a man with big stones, not a literalist.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
2067	You know — meeting women isn't really all that hard.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
2068	Are you familiar with The Serenity Prayer?	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
2069	I'm Easier.	1.2685	0.04671	108	81	25	2
2070	There's not enough room here for me, you AND your date!	1.2685	0.06255	108	91	5	12
2071	Hey big boy. Do you come here often?"	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
2072	Was it worth the extra 20 cents on each dollar?	1.2685	0.05675	108	87	13	8
2073	I think there's an app for that now, too.	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
2074	Your Camus Sour is waiting on you, darling. Again.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
2075	Oh, another day at the CDC.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
2076	So, that’s what an official mail-in ballot looks like!	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
2077	I’m still waiting on my water	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
2078	Schop for a drinkie, I'm the thithyphean Mith.	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
2079	You might want to run it by the engineers before you take it to marketing.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2080	Who ordered extra rocks with their scotch?	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
2081	Call me when you're done.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2082	No way, but I admire your persistence.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2083	Do I have to wait an eternity for you to buy me a drink?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2084	It's easier going the other way.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2085	Didn't I see you here last week?	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2086	Those jerks downhill are looking up your skirt.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2087	I can't help right now, Sisyphus, can't you see I'm in full drag?	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2088	Thanks again, honey.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2089	Ok, but if you change your mind, my name is Denise.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2090	Now you know how I feel carrying these breasts around all day.	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
2091	Will you be home for dinner?	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
2092	I asked for a splash of vodka with mine.	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2093	Would your life really end if you just let it go?	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2094	I admire a man who ignores the dress code.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2095	Why didn't you just take the elevator like everybody else?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2096	Hey, you're Sisyphus! If it's no trouble, can I have your autograph ?	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2097	Oh, so you work here?	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2098	I see you like rock and roll, maybe we can hook up.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2099	Not that kind of rock, idiot.	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
2100	I've got something that goes over your shoulder to help with those.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2101	Swipe left, please swipe left..	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2102	If you finish before 5 drop by	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2103	So do you want to get the ball rolling, or shall I?	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2104	Well you asked for it on the rocks...	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2105	I would help...but I just got my wine and complimentary snacks.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2106	When you said 'on the rocks', I had something completely different in mind.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2107	Did you bring the icepick?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2108	I’ll be here.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2109	Order me what you're having- - on the rocks!	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2110	Condemned to order Rolling Rock for all eternity?	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2111	Hey handsome, what are you doing later?	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2112	I’m sorry, sir, but to enter you must use hand sanitizer and wear a mask.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2113	I have to say that ‘Would you like to help me roll this boulder up the mountain?’ is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2114	Way to go Sysi, keep that rock rolling.	1.2667	0.06386	105	89	4	12
2115	Covid is crazy, right? But at least we're all in the same boat.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2116	Great to see you again, Sisyphus!	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2117	I've heard you come here often.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2118	Pleased to meet you, Syphilis. You can call me Herpes...	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2119	As a matter of fact, I do come here often.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2120	I like big rocks.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2121	Hey, be a peach and grab me a canapé off the buffet on your way back, will you?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2122	You'd be so much prettier if you smiled.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2123	According to his dating profile, he does like a challenge.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2124	I admire your persistence. Ever consider a career in sales?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2125	Maybe next time you'll be more willing to negotiate my salary.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2126	You know this is Hadley not Hades.	1.2667	0.06092	105	87	8	10
2127	When I said on the rocks, I was thinking of a couple of ice cubes.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2128	Let it go. This is reality, not myth.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2129	No thanks, I ordered mine neat.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2130	Join me on your way down?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2131	It's happy hour and you don't look happy.	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
2132	Not as hard as finding an emotionally available man, trust me.	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
2133	But I ordered on the rocks...not on the boulder.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2134	No thanks, I’m waiting for a friend.	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2135	Hey, doll. Got a light?	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2136	That’s why I always ask them to make mine neat and not on the rocks.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2137	Easier to just stay here	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2138	Still at it Mr. Sisyphus? See you on the way down.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2139	I know I'll be seeing you again soon.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2140	Neat or on the Rocks...No, let me guess!	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2141	I could have used you when I brought my table up here.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2142	Would you like a drink?	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2143	Hey, handsome, what time do you get off work?	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
2144	Next time, whittle a stool and put a shirt on.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2145	Why don’t you make yourself useful and roll that sucker over a couple of these pistachios?	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2146	Come up and down here often?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2147	If this is your way of getting a young lady’s attention, it looks like boulder dash to me.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2148	How refreshing to air your hubris on the first date	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2149	Despite his best efforts Sisyphus could make no headway with the girl.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2150	Tip not included	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2151	I feel your pain—I have relationship baggage too!	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2152	Oh I see.. So it wasn't a typo when you wrote that you got a big rock!	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2153	A little to the left.	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
2154	Wear a mask please!	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2155	Wrong rock	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2156	Excuse me, is that check-in or carry-on?	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2157	Sometimes you just have to let it roll.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2158	It’s pronounced Sisyphus. You were thinking of the venereal disease.	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2159	You know Sisyphus, you’d be a lot more attractive if you smiled	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2160	Excuse me sir, are you new here?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2161	I was picturing something a little lighter. I’ll have the fish instead	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
2162	Take a picture it lasts longer	1.2667	0.05940	105	86	10	9
2163	Your stone seemed rounder and bigger on tinder	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2164	Yeah, well I still think Sartre was right, Hell is other people...	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2165	Ugh! Did zeus send you? Anyway, I will catch up with you while coming down. Save some nachos for me.	1.2667	0.06528	105	90	2	13
2166	For the last time Jim, I hinted on a bold move for the second date, not a boulder move.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2167	Sysiphus! Is that you?!	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
2168	Can I have another glass, please?	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
2169	You really do come here often.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
2170	What, exactly, is your point ?	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
2171	I feel like I've seen you here before.	1.2661	0.04634	109	82	25	2
2172	Why are the good ones always married to their work?	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
2173	I thought you said you wanted that cocktail on the rocks?	1.2655	0.05482	113	91	14	8
2174	You should see the punishment for cheating on me	1.2647	0.04390	102	75	27	0
2175	Sorry big boy; the only rocks I'm interested in are what you can can slide onto my fingers.	1.2647	0.04812	102	77	23	2
2176	You seem a bit older than you said in your profile.	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
2177	Next time up would you bring some ice?	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
2178	Take your time, last call isn't until ∞.	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
2179	Haven't I seen you before?	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
2180	Another successful match, thanks to MythologyDate.com!	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
2181	Sorry, I ordered a highball straight up, not on the rocks.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2182	No pain, no gain, right?	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2183	Don't talk to me about futility!	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
2184	We’ll tell people we met at a bar.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
2185	Still at it, I see.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2186	What time is it?	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
2187	I see you’re building your bonus miles, Sisyphus.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
2188	You could have just said you were busy.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
2189	Sorry, but this is the 50s Office Trope Department - you want Mythology Trope, top floor.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
2190	You shouldn’t have listened when they said “You can never go home.”	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
2191	Hi Sissy, oh, same old , same old...you?	1.2642	0.05735	106	86	12	8
2192	Hmmm...you come here often?	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2193	Trump lost? Are you sure?!!	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
2194	When you said the bar was just a stone's throw up the hill you kidding.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
2195	Cheer up; at least you’re not trying to date in a pandemic!	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2196	You know, they say Camus used to drink at this place.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2197	Weren’t you just saying that there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell?	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
2198	Just thought I'd leave no stone unturned.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
2199	You look really familiar.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
2200	Hey there, handsome. Come here often?	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
2201	Are you my Uber?	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2202	Have you tried carrying it on your shoulders, like the guy in Rockefeller Center?	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
2203	Go back and get your mask.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2204	Hey, big boy, stop in on your way down and have a drink.	1.2642	0.05735	106	86	12	8
2205	Coming here makes me feel better about my life.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
2206	Cave man & the feminist mountain date 🗻	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2207	You know, I have a thing for Rock Stars...	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
2208	No thanks, I don't dance to rock"	1.2642	0.06040	106	88	8	10
2209	I said AN older man.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
2210	-”Would you for once just dress up and leave that ridiculous giant rock you keep pushing around at home?”	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2211	Sir, did you know I only make 70 cents for your dollar?	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
2212	So, you got any hobbies?	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
2213	See ya later, gravitater.	1.2636	0.05430	110	88	15	7
2214	You can buy me a drink when you make it to the top.	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
2215	Care to join me for a bottomless glass of wine?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2216	Are you Larry?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2217	That's what you said the last time, and the time before, and the time before...	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2218	Why not take a load off?	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2219	I’m sorry, you’ll have to go back and get a mask.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2220	ABD from the philosophy department?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2221	If you’re not too busy, could you get me some more ice?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2222	It looked taller in your pictures.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2223	You think that's hell? I've been waiting for my date forever!	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2224	We Sirens got the revised script last month. How did you miss that memo?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2225	So, when do you get off?	1.2621	0.04568	103	77	25	1
2226	Upward mobility is a farce, Sisyphus.	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2227	Hey handsome, I'll tell you what's not futile and that's your chances with me tonight.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2228	I’ll catch you next time around.	1.2621	0.04355	103	76	27	0
2229	That's what my unread e-mails feel like.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2230	Hey Sisy, it’s going to roll back down anyway so why not take a break and get a load off...	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2231	It was a cherry I wanted.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2232	I thought you wanted rock and roll entertainment?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2233	My, what strong legs you've got.	1.2621	0.06164	103	86	7	10
2234	Ask me about my mother - I hear it's all downhill from there.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2235	Sometimes this dating thing feels like an exercise in futility.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2236	You’ll have to check that baggage.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2237	So you want a high ball?	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2238	Glad to see someone’s still working!	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2239	So this is what old fashioned dating means...?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2240	Same again please	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2241	Without the chain, the ball isn’t so fun, now is it?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2242	I said "on the rocks" - plural. Where is the other one?	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2243	No, no, no! That is not how you begin “rock, paper, scissors.”	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2244	Hey, there's nothing sissy about a Sisyphean task.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2245	Why so glum? It's Happy Hour!	1.2621	0.05847	103	84	11	8
2246	Jeeez, would ya quit Sisyphooting around	1.2621	0.05847	103	84	11	8
2247	Got a couple of minutes?	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
2248	Need help?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2249	Hey, the sign says, "Shoes and shirt required."	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2250	As long as you're up...	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2251	I find stick-to-itiveness very attractive.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2252	So, is there a Mrs. Sisyphus?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2253	I'm imagining you very, very happy.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2254	Good news Mr, Sisyphus, Donald Trump has out done your self-aggrandizing and deceitfulness and will be helping you soon.	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2255	I’m sorry, but the funicular is broken all year.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2256	Maybe you can use it to help me break the glass ceiling.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2257	damned if you do, damned if you don’t.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2258	Yes I do. In fact, I’ve been coming here for the last 2,852 days.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2259	Stop being such a Sysi and just talk to her!	1.2621	0.06317	103	87	5	11
2260	You shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks!	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2261	I think you're mistaking me for my great-great-great-great-great grandmother.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2262	So you're the Rolling Rock distributor?	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2263	I prefer mine straight up.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2264	Nice core. You must do this a lot.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2265	I take a drink every time it rolls back down.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2266	You...have the time?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2267	Welcome to the Existentialist Club, where the angst is on the house.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2268	Sisyphus, you know I'e always had a thing for rock and rollers.	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
2269	You must be one of those "working people" I keep hearing about.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2270	I hear ya. I've been working from home, and it never stops."	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2271	I love you, but I won't wait for you forever.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2272	Sisyphus, when are you going to get that rock to the top of the hill, this drink isn't going to drink itself.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2273	Of all the gin joints, in all of the world...	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2274	Maybe you'll get somewhere if you buy me a drink.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2275	Want to stop by for a drink on your way down?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2276	You one of the regulars?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2277	Hi, I'm Miriam. You come here often?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2278	I know it's futile but you still must wear a mask.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2279	Let me know if you can get it up.	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2280	Yeah, you know what else seems endless? Come ons from 'high rollers'.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2281	You're not exactly the one to ask me what am I doing tasting wine on the side of a steep hill?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2282	If I were you I'd get out of the way now.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2283	I asked for my drink on the rocks	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2284	It looks like your therapy hasn't helped much.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2285	Sisyphus, is that you? I recognized you from your profile picture.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2286	You’re in here a lot.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2287	No, I don’t believe in free will either.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2288	When you said you were a Mason, I was thinking something else entirely.	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2289	The Modern Day Legend "Sisy, I've changed my mind, I want that boulder at the bottom of the hill."	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2290	I just feel like I’m in a career rut.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2291	You're late this time.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2292	I've seen you before. Don't tell me...Syllabus? Syphilis?"	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2293	You think you’re cursed, these peanuts are stale.”	1.2621	0.05847	103	84	11	8
2294	You didn't have a beard on Match!	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2295	Darling, one soul crushing experience at a time	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2296	Hey, big boy, do you come by here often ?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2297	This is locally sourced, so it can be a bit heavier than the last one.	1.2621	0.06164	103	86	7	10
2298	You know what's very interesting about your punishment; it's both cruel and unusual. I see the gravity in your situation, and it's absurdity. How's the view from the top of the hill?	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
2299	I still don't want to get a drink with you, but something tells me you'll keep asking.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2300	I’ll do anything for you, my love	1.2621	0.06008	103	85	9	9
2301	You know, I think I’ve finally come to terms with my failures.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2302	We all have our burdens to carry.	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2303	Have you been waiting long? It took me longer than I thought to get here. .	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2304	This is not what I meant by ‘playing some rock and roll.’	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2305	Don’t forget to fill out a review at the end of your eternity.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2306	Can I see both of them?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2307	I just don't love my work like you	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
2308	I have the feeling that you took that pointless job just to avoid me...	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2309	It’s much easier on the way down.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
2310	When you're finished there can you find my waiter?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2311	-Do you love me now?? -Mmm, a little bit further!!	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
2312	I prefer my drinks neat, thanks though.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2313	Sisyphus,table for 1.	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
2314	Sorry, we are not hiring right now. At least you got a good Story!	1.2621	0.06008	103	85	9	9
2315	I know how you feel!	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
2316	I appreciate the proposal but that’s not quite the rock I was hoping for	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2317	Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn	1.2621	0.05847	103	84	11	8
2318	... okay, where was I?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2319	Sisyphus is so hard to say when you're drunk. I'm jus' gonna call you "Boo with the big rock."	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
2320	Gravity always wins	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
2321	Thank you for taking on your share of the emotional labour in this relationship.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
2322	Thanks again for offering to buy me a drink, Sisyphus. But for the millionth time, I'm waiting for someone.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
2323	How many times are you going to stroll past me before offering to buy a girl a drink?	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
2324	When you get to the top, give me a call.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
2325	Well, well...we meet again Sisyphus	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
2326	The wait is an eternity if you don’t have a reservation.	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
2327	Whadaya say you lose the metaphor and give a gal some company?	1.2613	0.04739	111	85	23	3
2328	I just meant with ice.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2329	"Wait, don't tell me...'This is the last time', Right?	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2330	I’ll pass, thanks. Missus Sisyphus is suspicious.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2331	I said I had a thing for older men -- not boulder men.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2332	Seriously, could you please just bring the check BEFORE you're done with that?	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2333	We can’t keep meeting like this...	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2334	When I look at you all I see is an eternity!	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2335	I’ve been cursed by the gods to forever repeat the same boring small talk.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2336	Thursday night works. My schedule isn't set in stone.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2337	You really need to be specific when ordering a highball in this place.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2338	You’re bolder then I thought	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2339	So you're in landscaping?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2340	Sure is nice to sit down with a drink after a long day.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2341	Maybe next time? Well, if there is a next time.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2342	I feel like I've deserved this drink - I've had such a difficult day in the office you won't believe it	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2343	Admit it. If I had said I was hoping for some "sparkling carats", you wouldn't have understood that either.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2344	You know, "on the rocks" is plural.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2345	Are you a dog or a cat person?	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2346	I know you’ll be back, but I may not be here by then	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2347	Tomorrow I have a new list of contacts for you to trace."	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2348	How many times do I have to tell you? I ordered the bowl of hors d'oeuvres,not the boulder of Zeus.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2349	Same place tomorrow?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2350	I swear I've seen you round here before	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2351	Now that's what you call a highball!	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2352	I’d ask but I know exactly how often you come here.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2353	For the millionth time, you can't have my number!	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2354	Sorry, sports has been cancelled.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2355	I'm sorry, sir, but face coverings are required.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2356	I know this is your eternity, but it's still my Friday.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2357	OK, but 'on the rocks' is plural.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2358	You do know, I’m sure, that we do have a very strict dress code?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2359	So tell me, Sisyphus, where do you see yourself in five years?	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2360	I like his fitness and dedication to his job, but he might be just a little too pushy for me.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2361	So what’s your story? Your buddy just passed by, pulling a rope, and when I asked him why, he said: Did you ever try pushing one?	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2362	Interested in a real endless struggle?	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2363	I like a man who's resilient.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2364	I asked for olives and NO rocks.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2365	My question is this, are you half way up the hill? or halfway down?	1.2600	0.04632	100	75	24	1
2366	How ironic that they made you do this in Denver.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2367	I’m sorry.We don’t allow returns.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2368	Sisyphus? Thank goodness! I though you said "syphilis!"	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2369	That looks hard. When you're done, I'm easy.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2370	So, do you still think this dress makes me look fat?	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2371	Sisyphus? The table for two?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2372	Oh, Sisy, let it go and just chill with me!	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2373	You’d look prettier if you smiled more.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2374	I hate to be the one to tell you, but Happy Hour ended five minutes ago.	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2375	Thanks, but not that kind of highball.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2376	Why not stop by for a drink when you're all done?	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2377	So, you got this gig because your boss had father issues? Tell me more.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2378	Why don't you stop by on your way down? That is, if you have nothing better to do.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2379	Um, the freight elevator is on the other side.	1.2600	0.05966	100	82	10	8
2380	We will roll over your appointment to Tuesday	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2381	I like to test my intuition. You're not a guy who'd be constantly checking his phone if we had a drink?	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2382	Sure, that's tough, but making small talk is just as grueling.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2383	It's Sisyphus. I have a standing reservation.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2384	Stop on your way down and have a drink	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2385	I'm a woman. Been there, done that.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2386	Why don't you come up and down and up and down and see me sometime?	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2387	When you're done with that boulder, drop by and I'll show you a better way to get your rocks off.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2388	You might want to think about using a crane.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2389	That goes on the buffet with the shellfish.	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2390	Mick, Stop, it’s time to put away the Rolling Stone and retire!	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2391	They’ve named a new drink for you, Sisyphus on the Rock.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2392	I wasn't even impressed the first time.	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2393	Okay already, I will give you my number	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2394	Hey, he-man! You've passed-by here way, way too often. Don't be a Sissy. How 'bout one on the rocks with me	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
2395	You know that they have a “No shoes, no service” policy here, don’t you?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2396	I stood up a guy in a swan costume.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2397	I’m still waiting.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2398	Could I trouble you for a match?	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2399	Well, I didn't realize that the "rocking it!" on your tinder profile was this literal.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2400	Shall I order you something on the rocks?	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2401	I'll have a Rolling Rock, please!	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2402	I like listening to The Rolling Stones too!	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2403	Baby, I invented rock n roll.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2404	I didn’t expect to see you here Nancy.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2405	Next time, don’t drop the ball.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2406	Delivery for a Mr Sisyphus!	1.2600	0.06454	100	85	4	11
2407	First time?	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2408	So, how's trickle-down economics working out for you?	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2409	I didn’t think this is what you meant when you said “I know The Rock”	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2410	It was at this point Colin realised his date wasn’t looking for a guy with a big rock..	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2411	Well, it’s better than going home with Syphilis	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2412	Just keep applying. Someone will call you.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
2413	This is not exactly what I meant when I said I needed something stronger.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2414	I'll have another glass of wine when you get a moment.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2415	Don't wear yourself out this year.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2416	You would look better if you smiled more.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2417	I'd ask you to stop for a drink, but that would be pointless.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2418	Work huh? I feel you	1.2600	0.06454	100	85	4	11
2419	Oh, I just finished a set of 10.	1.2600	0.04632	100	75	24	1
2420	Sorry hun, I’m booked till the end of eternity	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2421	There are other women at the bottom of the hill, you know.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2422	Stop by on your way down.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2423	So that's what you do for a living.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2424	Wife of Sisyphus	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
2425	Just saying...what're you hoping to accomplish pushing that up there?	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
2426	Just because you'll be back doesn't mean I'll still be here.	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
2427	You want a drink or are you going to push that rock all night?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2428	Got a minute?	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
2429	Could I get a menu?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2430	I know you have been doing that for an eternity but you do realize it was only a parable from Greek mythology!!!	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2431	I asked for two olives.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2432	Take it back. I said 'on the rocks,'not boulders.	1.2596	0.06110	104	87	7	10
2433	And leave your credit card, too.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2434	Don't get me started on MY day!	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
2435	Sorry the answers still no.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	2
2436	So you like to rock and roll do you?	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
2437	« I lost an earring out there. Can you keep an eye out for it? «	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2438	So, whatcha doin' later, big boy?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2439	Pass by here often?	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2440	The 'No Shoes No Service' rule is strictly enforced here.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2441	Care for one "on the rocks"?	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
2442	That's not the rock I was hoping for.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2443	Nice try, but I said a Rock from Tiffany's.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2444	Do you often come this way?	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
2445	Between a rock and a hard place, eh?	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2446	Just this one last roll, I swear	1.2596	0.05955	104	86	9	9
2447	Huh. Camus said you’d be taller.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2448	You got stones, I’ll give you that	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2449	Bet you try this with all the girls	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2450	It’s called manifesting, just imagine yourself happy	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2451	I’ll bet you take your whiskey straight up.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2452	Who’s your personal trainer?	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2453	According to 23andMe I am part caveman	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
2454	Wanna try out something really pointless?	1.2596	0.04732	104	79	23	2
2455	Kellyanne Conway finally found her ideal captive audience!	1.2593	0.06521	81	66	9	6
2456	One million more times and yes you can buy me a drink.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2457	Aren’t you glad it’s not square?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2458	So, your Tinder profile isn't an exaggeration.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2459	Would you like a Manhattan on the rock.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2460	Let me get the ball rolling here..	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2461	Roll up here often?	1.2577	0.04698	97	73	23	1
2462	Yeah, she's here ... the MILF of Sisyphus.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2463	So, do you come her often?	1.2577	0.05913	97	79	11	7
2464	So, Sisyphus, come here often?	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2465	You look awfully familiar. Do you come here often?	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2466	Rolling stones gather no dates.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2467	Too bad. My curse involves this martini glass never being empty.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2468	With all the bars closed,I'm between a rock and a hard place.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2469	See You Soon	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2470	I don't rollover that easily.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2471	Buy me a drink?	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2472	It beats being stood up for eternity.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2473	I love a man with a purpose. Do join me when you're done.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2474	I asked for a twist.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2475	That will ensure social distancing.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2476	Patio dining's open, buddy. . .but the gym is still closed.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2477	Can you send my server over when you get a chance?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2478	Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because they are the people you are going to meet on the way down." (with credits to Art Carney	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2479	On your next trip up, could you bring me a napkin?	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2480	Let the good times roll.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2481	You said you wanted it on the rocks	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2482	I wonder which one of us is bolder	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2483	Knucklehead! I said NOT on the rocks.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2484	Hey sailor, buy you a drink?	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2485	We will talk about uplifting experiences on your way down	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2486	It's only uphill from here, God (*sips on quarantini)	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2487	I'm sorry about last time, I thought you said "syphilis"	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2488	Hey stranger, haven’t I seen you passing by before?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2489	Yell "'Fore" if it gets away from you.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2490	When you're finished, Sisyphus, why don't you look me up?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2491	Care for some Syphilis with that Sysiphus?	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2492	Just a reminder.The gymnasia closes tonight at 9!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2493	You men and your sports.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2494	No, I really don't want to come up and see your etchings	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2495	All it is with you is work, work, work!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2496	You think you're discouraged, try finding a date during a pandemic	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2497	I said “ON the rocks” not one big rock”	1.2577	0.06092	97	80	9	8
2498	A couple million more times and you'll have an idea of how it feels to fight a glass ceiling.	1.2577	0.05913	97	79	11	7
2499	Oh, you're the Greek one, aren't you. I love Greek food, it's amazing!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2500	Are you here for the convention too?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2501	You're the only one who understands when i say i want a drink on the rocks.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2502	Have you thought of digging a hole at the top of the hill?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2503	I used to push rocks too, but over the years I've transitioned into a wine kinda gal.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2504	I thought you said a highball.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2505	The next time you come up, could you bring more peanuts?	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2506	Hey Sisy! Great seeing you again! What's new with you?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2507	Well hello there Sisyphus. I like the way you roll.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2508	Do you want your drink on the rocks?	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2509	Thats not what I meant when I said I want my drink on the rocks.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2510	My my. She’s a lucky girl.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2511	Hi there! Haven't I seen you before?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2512	I've always admired a man with big stones.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2513	Take your time-- you paid for the whole night.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2514	While you're up, see if you can find our waiter.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2515	It looks like you're a regular here too.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2516	Another Merlot, please, when you get a sec.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2517	one back when you are done Si, but I am not going to wait for an eternity.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2518	I feel like I've seen your face before. Do you come here often?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2519	Sisyphus, you seem great and all, but I feel like we’re talking in circles.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2520	Hey there, not so fast--buy a girl a drink and let a little moss gather.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2521	...or you could just roll with it.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2522	Oh great. Another sisyphean first date.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2523	You do that every day too?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2524	If you think that is laborious you should try this wine.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2525	When do you take a depressed economy to therapy?	1.2577	0.06760	97	84	1	12
2526	Have you seen the news? Trust me Atlas, nobody noticed. Have a drink.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2527	I chose my career because I heard it had good upward mobility. How about you?	1.2577	0.04698	97	73	23	1
2528	I told you she wasn't worth it.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2529	Actually, you’re quite happy. Camus said so.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2530	When you’re done with that I’m low on peanuts...	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2531	I'll just sit here and watch, if that's fine	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2532	Hi there! Looks like you work for the CDC!	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2533	Do you know how much work it took to get here?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2534	Sisyphus rolls into a bar, again.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2535	Paleo looks good on you	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2536	Do you come here often?" "I'm hoping to leave town soon, actually.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2537	- Hi again Sisyphus! I don’t think they’re at home. - Delivery high bounce rates are killing online selling.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2538	You've got it easy. I've been trying to convince American's to have some sense	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2539	We need to talk. I've met someone.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2540	It's 2020, it's just gonna roll back down again.	1.2577	0.05728	97	78	13	6
2541	Yes, Rick. I did it in heels.	1.2577	0.06266	97	81	7	9
2542	Oh how the tables have turned!	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2543	Should I get you one on the rocks?	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2544	May I offer you some advice?	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
2545	How did you sidestep the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy?	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2546	His Tinder profile said he was a baller.	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
2547	I think you’re coming on too strong.	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
2548	Are you going to put in for "Over-Time" ?	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2549	Definitely! Unprecedented times!	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2550	Hang in there, Joe	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2551	And here I thought sitting at a bar on a steep rocky slope waiting for Mr. Right to come along was an exercise in futility.	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
2552	Did that for thirty years. Enough!	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2553	May I help you?	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2554	They do have a bellhop in the lobby.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2555	Sorry...you can't enter without a shirt and shoes.	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2556	Not what I had in mind ... when I said I'll take mine on the rocks	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2557	At least you’re upfront with your issues. I find that refreshing.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2558	Just yell 'Fore!' when you get to the top.	1.2574	0.05912	101	83	10	8
2559	Keep up the good work Mayor	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2560	Sigh. “Not another one,” she said to herself. Marilyn turned from her Chardonnay to her disheveled suitor with a full eye-roll. “Let me guess. You want to know if I want to be between a rock and a hard place.”	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2561	Ahh!! Are we carrying the male ego today?	1.2574	0.05743	101	82	12	7
2562	But you haven’t heard of infinite scrolling?	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2563	If you're not busy, I'll take another glass.	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2564	Join me for happy hour on your way back down	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2565	I don’t wanna do this, I don’t have to do this, but I like to think this is who I am.	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2566	Oh, good. I thought you weren’t coming.	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
2567	Hey, haven’t I seen you here before? And before that? And before that?	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
2568	Ugh, Tuesday’s! Am I right?	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
2569	I've always been interested in boulder men.	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2570	Sorry, I said neat.	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2571	You,Tarzan. Me, Jane.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2572	Are you busy tonight?	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2573	When they told me to aim for a 'big rock' when you proposed, this wasn't quite what I had in mind...	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2574	If you buy me a drink, I’ll get them to turn the page up side down.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2575	So... do you have any other hobbies?	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
2576	Didn’t you get the memo? We leave the rocks at the bottom now.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2577	That's absurd.	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
2578	Is that with an 'f' or a 'ph'?	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2579	So, what you doing later?	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2580	That's a boulder move than the last guy made.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2581	I can't wait to hear your reason for that.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2582	Such a hard body wasted on a rock.	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2583	I'll be here when you're done with that	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2584	It feels like we’re forever bumping into each other...	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2585	The real punishment is this bland martini.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2586	That's close enough.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2587	You went to Jared ?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2588	Oh, I only meant I’d like some ice in it.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2589	Sometimes you have to stop and smell the Rosé.”	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
2590	You pick your Hell and I'll pick mine!	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
2591	So, how long have you been on Bouldr?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2592	Eternity? That's how long the waiter took!	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2593	Oh, no. Mick Jagger left over an hour ago.	1.2525	0.06149	99	83	7	9
2594	Yes,I do come here often. And you?	1.2525	0.04618	99	75	23	1
2595	When the gyms and bars are finally open again, do you think we'll look back fondly at all this quality time together?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2596	Those gallstones will just come back to haunt you.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2597	Excuse me, I was never given the water I asked for five minutes ago.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2598	I meant a “bolder man” not a “boulder man”	1.2525	0.05804	99	81	11	7
2599	Not even a giant snowball's chance I'm going out with you.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2600	You’re so absurd	1.2525	0.05804	99	81	11	7
2601	Same place same time tomorrow?	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2602	You never have time for me	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2603	So how has working from home been for you?	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2604	You’d look so much prettier if you smiled!	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2605	I love a man with confidence, but hubris? Eugh	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2606	Well, I'm a little bit Country...	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2607	Your job sounds so interesting!	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2608	You and me both pal.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2609	It's nice to see a familiar face.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2610	Thank you for your service.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2611	But you look great.	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
2612	How does it feel?	1.2474	0.06048	97	81	8	8
2613	... and when you're done with that, be sure to take out the trash!	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
2614	On your way back, I would LOVE to have an olive.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2615	Chose your burden wisely	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
2616	A little moss will be ok dear	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2617	Can't you get your mind off of work for one minute?	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2618	Come sit and take a load off.	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2619	Yes, now I remember. You had the profile that said you liked "Rolling Stones."	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
2620	No. Sisyphus passed by an hour ago.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2621	Hey, stranger. What are you doing later?	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2622	Stop me if you've heard this one, but I feel as though we've met before .	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2623	Don't talk to me about injustice. This wine isn't a good vintage and the peanuts are unsalted.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2624	It’s the worlds largest matzoh ball	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2625	I don't remember ordering an old fashioned on the rocks.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2626	Can't get it up?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2627	I'm a Rolling Stones fan myself.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2628	Every day with that damned boulder. 'Gotta get it to the top', that's all you care about. What about me? I didn't sign up for this. I married a king but what do I get? Maybe a 'Hi, howya doing' once a day. Big deal. I want a divorce.	1.2447	0.05991	94	78	9	7
2629	Just let go. It doesn't get any better than this.	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
2630	If you don't have anything better to do than social distancing, how 'bout joining me for a drink! I have masks!	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2631	You do realize there is a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy at this establishment.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2632	I love how you slide down at the end!	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2633	Hi - nice to see you again!	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2634	Come here often . . . ?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2635	Sorry, you'll have to take that around the back.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2636	Hey, what time do you get off tonight?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2637	You sure come by regularly for someone who's "not interested."	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2638	Look on the bright side; your quarantine beard is looking quite sporty.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2639	Is that you, Fauci? It's me, Debbie Birx.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2640	Not without mask, please!	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2641	Would it kill you to do happy hour just once?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2642	I’m sorry. We’re still fully booked.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2643	Haven’t I seen you in this place before?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2644	I’ve read Camus, but you don’t look so happy to me.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2645	Oh Sisyphus, just let it roll off your back.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2646	Student debt. But, I’m a nice guy.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2647	When you’re done with that, the leaves need to be raked, too.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2648	Cute but I can do that in heels	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2649	Would you like some scotch with your rock	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2650	it's just a cotton ball..	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2651	I said, I like the way you roll...	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2652	Got time for a quickie?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2653	Another round?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2654	You don’t have to go through all that. I’m easy.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2655	No I wanted a 25 yr old on the rocks.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2656	I said neat.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2657	I hear you keep pushing for an eternity, I'm intrigued.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2658	Sisyphus? Aren't you a little old for that?	1.2444	0.06183	90	75	8	7
2659	Are you busy later?	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2660	I can tell you workout.	1.2444	0.04555	90	68	22	0
2661	Hi, sweeie. Didn't I see you here yesterday?	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2662	Can I just call you Sissy?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2663	You're going to say no, but can I buy you a drink?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2664	Sorry, but I'm waiting for Tantalus.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2665	Stop on your way down then...	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2666	I dated Orpheus, so don't try to make like you're a big rock star.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2667	Hey, big boy - Carpe Diem!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2668	I'm waiting for Tantalus.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2669	I’ve seen you here before.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2670	I hope you're not the "Ball of fun" the dating site matched with me.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2671	Can't you just crush the grapes the normal way?	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2672	This is almost as hard as living in 2020.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2673	Hey mister, do you want to fuck me?” “Not now, I’m pushing this rock	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2674	Hey, catch you on the way down big boy.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2675	No, I didn't order a highball on the rocks.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2676	Have you got a match?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2677	Let this be a lesson to you!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2678	I’ll buy you a drink when you’re done.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2679	Nice abs. You been workin' out?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2680	Your right, I should have specified the use of a fitness ball	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2681	Hi Sis, buy a girl a drink?	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2682	Ditch the boulder and have one on the rocks.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2683	Your profile said you were into rock n' roll, not rolling a rock.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2684	I've definitely seen you here before.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2685	Atlas?	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2686	I'll bet that really tones your thighs.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2687	You wanted your drink on the rocks?	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2688	Would you mind bringing me some more pretzels when you're through with that rock?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2689	I hope you can carry the conversation because I’m pretty tired”.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2690	The days just run together, don't they?	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2691	This isn't exactly how I expected to spend our retirement.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2692	I can't believe I fell for a Tinderized loser: “Hippie into Rock and Roll”.	1.2444	0.06183	90	75	8	7
2693	Hey Mister, come here often?	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2694	Why yes, I am ready for some rock and roll!	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2695	Wait, HOW many repetitions did they say?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2696	No, I didn’t just crawl out from under a rock.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2697	Oh, you must be Sisyphus. I’m Jan	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2698	Now you know how it feels.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2699	It' s hard to imagine you're happy with that attitude, Mister.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2700	I'm gearing up for the debate.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2701	And I was filing darn invoices all day!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2702	Can interest you in something even more meaningless?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2703	How many times are you going to be featured in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2704	So you weren't trying to be ironic with the whole, "I've been ordained to a life of eternal struggle," bit in your dating profile?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2705	You know I get half this rock, right?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2706	We have to check your temperature before you can ho any further.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2707	Hey, when do you get off work?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2708	I bet you're a Capricorn.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2709	Hey big boy! Why don't you buy me a drink when you're done rolling that stone up the hill?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2710	Thanks, but I just wanted more ice.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2711	Would you like one for the roll?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2712	Resistance is futile	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2713	Hi! Do you come here a lot?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2714	I'll bet you can use a cold beer right about now.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2715	Yes, yes, we get it, Sisyphus--you're essential.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2716	This place has really gone downhill.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2717	You're brother Atlas was here and said if you came by, to tell you it's all just a hoax, let it go and have a drink!	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2718	Oh sweetie, drop the ball, come have a drink!	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2719	You need to put a large stone or something under it. That thing has rolled past me three times just since I came here.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2720	Sisyphus, stop by for a martini when you're finished.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2721	Turns out the struggle itself isn't enough to fill a man's heart	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2722	Now I know what they call this the Hard Rock Cafe.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2723	You were serious when you promised to do the heavy lifting in our relationship!	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2724	I just wanted a little ice for my drink.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2725	But they're keeping you on payroll indefinitely, too, right?	1.2444	0.04555	90	68	22	0
2726	Got the time?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2727	I thought that was just your day job.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2728	My penance is not having an olive in my martini.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2729	That olive is much bigger than I expected!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2730	Bring Your Own Boulder": oh that's what it meant	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2731	Sweetie, I've read my Camus and I'm sorry if it annoys you, but I'm imagining you happy.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2732	Cheer up, Sisyphace! At least you don’t have your immortal liver picked apart every day like that Prometheus guy.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2733	Sorry, he's out. Could you come back tomorrow?	1.2444	0.06183	90	75	8	7
2734	After you're done, bring me the check.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2735	You're wasting your time. I'm not impressed.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2736	Stop. I don't care who you are. I must take your temperature again.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2737	I ordered the rock OYSTERS.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2738	Just drop what you're doing and have a drink with me.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2739	So how's your day going?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2740	Tell me your story and I’ll tell you mine.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2741	Sorry, I said colder.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2742	I prefer my men, neat.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2743	I am a ballbuster.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2744	Come by when you're finished!	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2745	Oh dear, daddy. Not papa roll a stone, Papa was a rollin' stone.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2746	When you get a break, how about gettin' me some ice?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2747	Rock and roll will never die.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2748	Hi! Come here often.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2749	Why, yes, come to think of it, I believe we’ve met before.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2750	What are you doing on the way down?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2751	I've always liked a boulder man.	1.2444	0.06183	90

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