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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-08-16T18:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-08-30T18:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-08-24T18:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 31, 2020 |
Number of captions | 8597 |
Number of responses | 1123201 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I changed my mind. It would look better on the other side. | 1.9701 | 0.00972 | 6526 | 2114 | 2493 | 1919 |
1 | Now imagine having to do that in heels | 1.8612 | 0.00809 | 9952 | 4029 | 3276 | 2647 |
2 | The blind date site stated you are "Strong, upwardly mobile and persistent" which sounded good at the time. | 1.8541 | 0.01375 | 3276 | 1288 | 1178 | 810 |
3 | I said I prefer bolder men, not boulder men. | 1.8485 | 0.01250 | 4119 | 1684 | 1375 | 1060 |
4 | Oh come on...what's could the worst that could happen if you stop for a drink? | 1.8429 | 0.01345 | 3444 | 1386 | 1213 | 845 |
5 | When you have a minute, I ‘d like another olive. | 1.8217 | 0.01878 | 1677 | 672 | 632 | 373 |
6 | Good for you! Men your age usually struggle getting it up. | 1.8188 | 0.00929 | 7714 | 3391 | 2322 | 1994 |
7 | Your wife is lucky. I can't even get my husband to pick up his towel. | 1.8147 | 0.00800 | 9907 | 4231 | 3276 | 2395 |
8 | I just feel like it’s always an uphill battle with you. | 1.8135 | 0.01888 | 1603 | 635 | 632 | 336 |
9 | You can just buy those at the top, you know | 1.8056 | 0.01776 | 2047 | 898 | 649 | 500 |
10 | It keeps the restroom key from getting lost. | 1.7993 | 0.01355 | 3472 | 1525 | 1119 | 828 |
11 | My punishment? An eternity drinking White Zinfandel paired with honey-roasted peanuts. | 1.7822 | 0.02012 | 1520 | 669 | 513 | 338 |
12 | Something told me that you'd be back. | 1.7780 | 0.01384 | 2910 | 1206 | 1144 | 560 |
13 | My last boyfriend got too close to the sun. | 1.7731 | 0.01241 | 4090 | 1857 | 1304 | 929 |
14 | You think that’s punishment? Try an eternity of listening to pick-up lines. | 1.7707 | 0.00879 | 7997 | 3598 | 2635 | 1764 |
15 | They closed my gym, too. | 1.7662 | 0.00958 | 6588 | 2942 | 2243 | 1402 |
16 | Oh,Sisyphus! I’ve mythed you! | 1.7601 | 0.01462 | 2997 | 1406 | 904 | 687 |
17 | Enough about your problems; let's talk about me. | 1.7558 | 0.02341 | 999 | 425 | 393 | 181 |
18 | After you’re done with that I need help with my computer. | 1.7464 | 0.01436 | 2674 | 1162 | 1028 | 484 |
19 | Why don't you just wait for them to flatten the curve? | 1.7443 | 0.02050 | 1435 | 663 | 476 | 296 |
20 | Did you know that there is a freight elevator around back? | 1.7418 | 0.01275 | 3617 | 1651 | 1249 | 717 |
21 | I am also unattainable. | 1.7404 | 0.00890 | 8389 | 4158 | 2251 | 1980 |
22 | Is there a Missusyphus? | 1.7358 | 0.01456 | 2801 | 1299 | 943 | 559 |
23 | Actually I’m relieved. I thought your dating profile name was a reference to syphilis. | 1.7289 | 0.01006 | 6492 | 3256 | 1741 | 1494 |
24 | No, no, finish what you were doing. | 1.7259 | 0.01470 | 2598 | 1183 | 944 | 471 |
25 | That wasn’t exactly the rock I was hoping for... | 1.7234 | 0.01638 | 2155 | 1003 | 745 | 407 |
26 | You're doing that wrong. | 1.7178 | 0.01614 | 2466 | 1238 | 686 | 542 |
27 | Mine is that I have to go on endless online dates. | 1.7163 | 0.01528 | 2397 | 1107 | 863 | 427 |
28 | Paper! I win | 1.7145 | 0.01702 | 2154 | 1067 | 635 | 452 |
29 | I'm going to need you to take that all the way back down, then come back with your mask | 1.7102 | 0.02252 | 1201 | 590 | 369 | 242 |
30 | There's probably a very specific word in German for this situation. | 1.7097 | 0.01635 | 2177 | 1041 | 727 | 409 |
31 | This is what fixing our country will be like, Joe. So pace yourself. | 1.7054 | 0.02256 | 1205 | 599 | 362 | 244 |
32 | You don't have to do this forever, you know. That's only a myth. | 1.7047 | 0.02811 | 701 | 328 | 252 | 121 |
33 | Walter just valet the darn thing so we can start dinner. | 1.7032 | 0.01078 | 5259 | 2617 | 1581 | 1057 |
34 | I’ve got time for a good time, if you’ve got the inclination. | 1.7027 | 0.01238 | 4342 | 2281 | 1067 | 992 |
35 | Think of it as God's way of helping you understand women... | 1.6977 | 0.01045 | 5773 | 2955 | 1608 | 1210 |
36 | You just have to learn to let it go. | 1.6944 | 0.01247 | 3681 | 1787 | 1230 | 663 |
37 | Now imagine doing that for 10% less pay. | 1.6926 | 0.01943 | 1503 | 728 | 509 | 266 |
38 | Welcome to the Hard Rock Cafe! | 1.6916 | 0.00995 | 6359 | 3285 | 1748 | 1325 |
39 | Whatever. It’s still not an excuse for being late. | 1.6863 | 0.01976 | 1342 | 628 | 507 | 207 |
40 | Why yes, I do date men trapped in pointless, self-destructive cycles. | 1.6790 | 0.01346 | 3143 | 1561 | 1030 | 552 |
41 | Dr. Fauci. So nice to see you again." | 1.6790 | 0.01063 | 5778 | 3110 | 1411 | 1256 |
42 | So...“the man, the myth and the legend” wasn’t just a catchy profile description. | 1.6762 | 0.01674 | 1995 | 985 | 671 | 339 |
43 | Your name wouldn't happen to be Fauci, would it? | 1.6750 | 0.01509 | 2748 | 1451 | 739 | 558 |
44 | So, where do you see yourself in 500 years | 1.6677 | 0.01869 | 1643 | 835 | 519 | 289 |
45 | Do you struggle endlessly through here often? | 1.6663 | 0.01091 | 5056 | 2643 | 1453 | 958 |
46 | Oh,god...not another aging rock star. | 1.6655 | 0.01843 | 1719 | 885 | 524 | 310 |
47 | Have you ever tried publishing New Yorker captions? Basically the same thing | 1.6624 | 0.01154 | 4974 | 2769 | 1115 | 1090 |
48 | I think I liked it more at the bottom. | 1.6539 | 0.01363 | 2866 | 1430 | 998 | 438 |
49 | Again, backwards and in heels and then I'll be impressed. | 1.6477 | 0.01262 | 3665 | 1943 | 1070 | 652 |
50 | So, a rolling stone gathers momentum, huh? | 1.6350 | 0.01394 | 3436 | 2002 | 684 | 749 |
51 | But can you KEEP it up? | 1.6328 | 0.01377 | 3126 | 1718 | 841 | 567 |
52 | That's one hell of a dung ball. You must be from Washington D.C. | 1.6299 | 0.01394 | 3626 | 2197 | 574 | 855 |
53 | I don’t think you’re fully comprehending the gravity of the situation. | 1.6142 | 0.02221 | 1081 | 577 | 344 | 160 |
54 | I seem to be between a rock and a hard drink. | 1.6136 | 0.01416 | 2844 | 1570 | 796 | 472 |
55 | The invite said BYOB. Well this is awkward. | 1.6112 | 0.01750 | 1726 | 922 | 553 | 251 |
56 | Oh please. I've already done it backwards and in heels. | 1.6111 | 0.01508 | 2592 | 1463 | 672 | 456 |
57 | Sisyphus, is that like a nickname or what? | 1.6064 | 0.01564 | 2449 | 1404 | 601 | 438 |
58 | I know you’ve got your hands full, but can you bring me another round on your way back? Thanks. | 1.6062 | 0.01507 | 2509 | 1400 | 689 | 413 |
59 | When you're done, I'd like to see a menu please. | 1.6053 | 0.01500 | 2465 | 1367 | 706 | 392 |
60 | Honestly, I’m not worth the effort. | 1.6033 | 0.01609 | 2352 | 1366 | 549 | 432 |
61 | Your profile said you owned a scenic Boulder getaway... | 1.6026 | 0.01628 | 2310 | 1347 | 528 | 427 |
62 | Sorry, I said hold the rocks. | 1.6000 | 0.01635 | 2220 | 1280 | 548 | 392 |
63 | Nice try, but I was expecting a diamond. | 1.5994 | 0.01658 | 2194 | 1277 | 519 | 397 |
64 | Oh thank goodness I thought you said syphilis | 1.5990 | 0.01655 | 2202 | 1282 | 521 | 399 |
65 | It must be one hell of a scotch. | 1.5976 | 0.01816 | 2125 | 1344 | 292 | 489 |
66 | Come on. One drink. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.5946 | 0.02808 | 624 | 331 | 215 | 78 |
67 | No, the gods are okay with me. This is just exercise. | 1.5918 | 0.01756 | 1918 | 1118 | 465 | 334 |
68 | Well, at least you don't have to try to push it through a glass ceiling. | 1.5910 | 0.01780 | 1763 | 1000 | 484 | 279 |
69 | Yeah, kinda like marriage. | 1.5866 | 0.01846 | 1766 | 1045 | 402 | 317 |
70 | I’m having a sensation of déjà vu.” | 1.5860 | 0.01858 | 1744 | 1030 | 395 | 313 |
71 | I love a man with balls. | 1.5844 | 0.01945 | 1701 | 1050 | 309 | 342 |
72 | When I ordered a rolling rock, that isn't exactly what I had in mind... | 1.5826 | 0.01936 | 1617 | 968 | 356 | 293 |
73 | So, do you come here ad infinitum? | 1.5826 | 0.01855 | 1605 | 918 | 439 | 248 |
74 | You busy? | 1.5823 | 0.01874 | 1652 | 966 | 406 | 278 |
75 | ... “while you’re at it dear, do you mind retrieving my purse from the car?” | 1.5820 | 0.01944 | 1629 | 979 | 341 | 301 |
76 | Oh, not quite. I meant a shoulder to lean on, not boulder. | 1.5801 | 0.01957 | 1591 | 959 | 338 | 291 |
77 | Oh I’ve met your brother Syphilis | 1.5798 | 0.02010 | 1604 | 997 | 282 | 324 |
78 | To be frank, you’re not the sort of high roller I had in mind. | 1.5794 | 0.05177 | 214 | 125 | 54 | 35 |
79 | You do know this is the definition of insanity, right? | 1.5777 | 0.01898 | 1461 | 823 | 432 | 206 |
80 | Sisyphus? No, sorry I don’t have a reservation under that name. Can you try again on your way back down? | 1.5724 | 0.02097 | 1429 | 885 | 270 | 274 |
81 | Impressive, but I’ve stopped having drinks with guys from the Paleolithic period. | 1.5709 | 0.02117 | 1389 | 858 | 269 | 262 |
82 | Infatuation,disillusionment,inevitable rejection. I'll stick with my rock,thanks. | 1.5706 | 0.02140 | 1381 | 860 | 254 | 267 |
83 | At least you still have a job. | 1.5697 | 0.01980 | 1234 | 678 | 409 | 147 |
84 | You know you're just a metaphor, right? | 1.5686 | 0.02324 | 955 | 541 | 285 | 129 |
85 | They've rewritten the myth...you don't get anywhere near the top now. | 1.5678 | 0.02173 | 1328 | 827 | 248 | 253 |
86 | Cheer up, the other guy is getting his liver chewed out by an eagle! | 1.5677 | 0.03884 | 347 | 198 | 101 | 48 |
87 | Whew ! Thank God I thought your Tinder profile said Syphilis... | 1.5645 | 0.02143 | 1279 | 775 | 286 | 218 |
88 | No offense, but the boulder looked a lot larger on your profile. | 1.5643 | 0.02052 | 1260 | 727 | 353 | 179 |
89 | It's the journey, not the destination, eh? | 1.5641 | 0.02107 | 1108 | 619 | 353 | 136 |
90 | ‘Impressive stuff. Not too many men can get it up at your age’. | 1.5640 | 0.02092 | 1243 | 727 | 331 | 185 |
91 | I see the Fates finally caught up with you, Donald. | 1.5626 | 0.02156 | 1230 | 738 | 292 | 200 |
92 | I said ROCKS, not ROCK!!! | 1.5624 | 0.02256 | 1241 | 780 | 217 | 239 |
93 | Maybe one of these times you'll stop and smell the rosé. | 1.5623 | 0.02232 | 1236 | 764 | 237 | 226 |
94 | Dinner and an eternal show | 1.5611 | 0.02260 | 1219 | 761 | 226 | 228 |
95 | I see you also enjoy futile endeavors | 1.5608 | 0.02019 | 1168 | 647 | 387 | 134 |
96 | You though there was opportunity for advancement when you applied for this job ??? | 1.5605 | 0.02296 | 1215 | 773 | 203 | 239 |
97 | I feel the same way about every guy I meet at the bar. | 1.5584 | 0.02352 | 1164 | 743 | 187 | 231 |
98 | I said bolder, not boulder | 1.5582 | 0.02047 | 1177 | 665 | 367 | 145 |
99 | Please let it roll down the other side. | 1.5580 | 0.02321 | 1172 | 740 | 204 | 224 |
100 | The drinks are strong, the clientele are hip, but the whole 'primitive rustic vibe' is a bit much. | 1.5580 | 0.02342 | 1172 | 749 | 190 | 232 |
101 | Cry me a river, buddy. I’ve been here since 1957 in a girdle and dress two sizes too small. | 1.5580 | 0.02231 | 1061 | 618 | 294 | 149 |
102 | After a couple of drinks, I get 'boulder' too! | 1.5575 | 0.02321 | 1148 | 721 | 214 | 213 |
103 | I know how you feel, I'm a liberal. | 1.5569 | 0.02120 | 1124 | 643 | 336 | 145 |
104 | I said, grow a PAIR! | 1.5559 | 0.02439 | 1110 | 719 | 154 | 228 |
105 | TGIF, am I right? | 1.5555 | 0.02328 | 1109 | 686 | 223 | 196 |
106 | This isn't tedious, ma'am. I used to fact check Donald Trump's claims. | 1.5554 | 0.03082 | 614 | 376 | 135 | 103 |
107 | It's just gonna go down-hill from here, honey. | 1.5549 | 0.02121 | 1121 | 643 | 334 | 144 |
108 | Is that my skirt? | 1.5541 | 0.02452 | 1099 | 716 | 155 | 226 |
109 | Well, hello again! | 1.5527 | 0.02201 | 1073 | 626 | 301 | 146 |
110 | Tired of your dead-end job? Let me tell you about Vertical Marketing Systems. | 1.5526 | 0.02428 | 1084 | 697 | 175 | 212 |
111 | Look at it as a form of meditation. | 1.5524 | 0.02449 | 1059 | 676 | 175 | 205 |
112 | Been there. | 1.5524 | 0.02335 | 1088 | 672 | 225 | 188 |
113 | Well, these nuts aren’t gonna crack themselves. | 1.5523 | 0.02426 | 1081 | 694 | 177 | 210 |
114 | So I have been in limbo for awhile .... what about you? | 1.5515 | 0.02423 | 1059 | 673 | 188 | 198 |
115 | That's so funny—I'm FROM Boulder. | 1.5509 | 0.02350 | 913 | 527 | 269 | 117 |
116 | I'm not sure I can live with a man who has this much baggage. | 1.5500 | 0.03196 | 480 | 274 | 148 | 58 |
117 | Don’t roll with it. | 1.5497 | 0.02514 | 1046 | 687 | 143 | 216 |
118 | Hey handsome. Wanna rock and roll? | 1.5497 | 0.02532 | 1037 | 683 | 138 | 216 |
119 | That's funny....Zeus condemned me to an eternity of happy hours | 1.5495 | 0.02263 | 1030 | 608 | 278 | 144 |
120 | Dr. Fauci, is that you? | 1.5492 | 0.02330 | 1027 | 622 | 246 | 159 |
121 | Oh yeah? Well just try unsubscribing from Amazon Prime. | 1.5485 | 0.02336 | 959 | 565 | 262 | 132 |
122 | FYI on the rocks doesn't mean what to used to. | 1.5485 | 0.02504 | 1021 | 661 | 160 | 200 |
123 | That's nothing. I lived through 2020. | 1.5472 | 0.02273 | 1007 | 593 | 277 | 137 |
124 | How do you like this new-normal gym? | 1.5470 | 0.02546 | 1000 | 652 | 146 | 200 |
125 | Did you know we all take a drink every time it rolls down the hill? | 1.5467 | 0.02393 | 986 | 603 | 227 | 156 |
126 | A Scot on the rock? | 1.5455 | 0.02611 | 979 | 650 | 123 | 205 |
127 | I said rocks - plural. | 1.5444 | 0.02578 | 968 | 627 | 145 | 190 |
128 | Deja vous all over again. | 1.5441 | 0.02580 | 963 | 625 | 146 | 189 |
129 | I’m waiting for Godot. | 1.5436 | 0.02446 | 918 | 557 | 223 | 138 |
130 | I'm way easier. | 1.5436 | 0.02319 | 964 | 570 | 264 | 130 |
131 | Up a little further. More... more... no. Down some. Too far. Up a little. | 1.5429 | 0.02392 | 945 | 570 | 237 | 138 |
132 | What's 'bring your child to work day' like? | 1.5429 | 0.02582 | 945 | 608 | 152 | 180 |
133 | I was cursed to drink a bottomless glass of the same cocktail for eternity, you must have really pissed them off!” | 1.5428 | 0.02439 | 947 | 582 | 216 | 149 |
134 | I told you to leave it at coat check. | 1.5425 | 0.02588 | 942 | 609 | 149 | 180 |
135 | Hang in there. We think he’ll be impeached any day now. | 1.5418 | 0.02572 | 921 | 588 | 167 | 166 |
136 | I'm sorry, but after my second child I learned that I can't really push anything without problematic consequences. | 1.5418 | 0.02659 | 945 | 628 | 116 | 198 |
137 | ...and every time I get to the bottom of the glass, it just fills right back up again. | 1.5418 | 0.02369 | 945 | 566 | 246 | 133 |
138 | I was really hoping to see Dionysus tonight. | 1.5417 | 0.02530 | 936 | 593 | 179 | 164 |
139 | When you said you'd get me the biggest rock I'd ever seen, you weren't kidding. | 1.5406 | 0.02373 | 923 | 549 | 249 | 125 |
140 | Yes, it's a big rock. But it's not what I meant. | 1.5404 | 0.02400 | 929 | 560 | 236 | 133 |
141 | Okay, fine, l’ll let you buy me a drink. | 1.5403 | 0.02570 | 918 | 586 | 168 | 164 |
142 | You think that's futile - try hanging out at this bar. | 1.5403 | 0.02439 | 931 | 575 | 211 | 145 |
143 | Whose face did you say you were carving up there on Rushmore? | 1.5397 | 0.02712 | 906 | 605 | 111 | 189 |
144 | Found my snowball in hell! | 1.5389 | 0.02653 | 900 | 587 | 137 | 173 |
145 | Every time I almost finish my drink, it just fills back up! What happens to you? | 1.5385 | 0.02515 | 884 | 545 | 202 | 137 |
146 | Got to stay in shape somehow | 1.5380 | 0.02673 | 894 | 587 | 133 | 174 |
147 | I come here to relax. What about you? | 1.5379 | 0.02632 | 885 | 569 | 154 | 161 |
148 | That's impressive, but can you part the Red Sea? | 1.5373 | 0.02637 | 897 | 583 | 146 | 168 |
149 | You think that's futile? Try online dating. | 1.5346 | 0.02416 | 853 | 503 | 244 | 106 |
150 | And as he passed the beautiful woman alone at the bar again, he thought to himself, ‘One of these days, I’ll work up the courage to stop and say hello.’ | 1.5342 | 0.02584 | 863 | 542 | 178 | 141 |
151 | Well, my last boyfriend flew too close to the sun. | 1.5340 | 0.02458 | 852 | 510 | 229 | 113 |
152 | My husband can't get it up either. | 1.5330 | 0.02552 | 833 | 511 | 200 | 122 |
153 | The correct answer was 'Neat'" | 1.5324 | 0.02848 | 834 | 568 | 88 | 178 |
154 | Told you,the earth was flat and the sun revolved around it. | 1.5321 | 0.02853 | 825 | 560 | 91 | 174 |
155 | Gravity is my worst enemy, too. | 1.5319 | 0.02486 | 816 | 486 | 226 | 104 |
156 | Sorry I'm late. The trip over here was a lot further than I thought. | 1.5316 | 0.02846 | 822 | 555 | 95 | 171 |
157 | Care to join me when your shift is done, Sisyphus? | 1.5316 | 0.02772 | 824 | 544 | 122 | 158 |
158 | See me when you're ball's dropped! | 1.5315 | 0.02840 | 826 | 556 | 95 | 172 |
159 | No I said I like THE rolling stones | 1.5312 | 0.02439 | 832 | 492 | 238 | 102 |
160 | Betcha won't mansplain to VP Harris, next time. | 1.5311 | 0.02750 | 804 | 521 | 139 | 144 |
161 | You might want to check your feet. You just walked through a lot of broken glass. | 1.5304 | 0.02884 | 807 | 549 | 88 | 169 |
162 | Why do I always fall for the ones with baggage? | 1.5291 | 0.02471 | 807 | 478 | 231 | 98 |
163 | I prefer a bottomless martini. | 1.5290 | 0.02830 | 811 | 542 | 105 | 162 |
164 | Rejected Music Video Concept #478: Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill | 1.5289 | 0.02883 | 813 | 554 | 84 | 173 |
165 | A highball in a Collins glass, Nico! | 1.5285 | 0.02927 | 789 | 539 | 81 | 168 |
166 | Keep pushing! You're almost there. | 1.5280 | 0.02852 | 786 | 523 | 109 | 152 |
167 | What a relief, I thought you said you had syphilis. | 1.5275 | 0.02672 | 783 | 491 | 171 | 121 |
168 | My papa was a rollin' stone. | 1.5271 | 0.02738 | 793 | 514 | 141 | 138 |
169 | I thought you were just a myth. | 1.5269 | 0.02753 | 780 | 502 | 145 | 133 |
170 | The water looks fine but I don't see the ice I ordered. | 1.5261 | 0.02928 | 785 | 538 | 81 | 166 |
171 | The real reason Sisyphus never reached the summit. | 1.5253 | 0.02673 | 771 | 482 | 173 | 116 |
172 | Which finishing school did you say you went to? | 1.5248 | 0.02988 | 766 | 530 | 70 | 166 |
173 | Real Housewives of the Stone Age | 1.5242 | 0.02922 | 763 | 514 | 94 | 153 |
174 | The next round is on me. | 1.5241 | 0.02772 | 767 | 495 | 142 | 130 |
175 | Sorry, I'm actually looking for someone who will move mountains, not boulders. | 1.5235 | 0.02555 | 745 | 443 | 214 | 88 |
176 | Maskers vs. Anti-Maskers - one is definitely carrying the burden more than the other | 1.5234 | 0.03002 | 749 | 512 | 74 | 159 |
177 | Maybe next time. | 1.5231 | 0.02807 | 757 | 492 | 134 | 131 |
178 | Hey, if you want a change of pace, try first dates in New York. It's about the same. | 1.5231 | 0.02868 | 759 | 504 | 113 | 142 |
179 | contest # 720. Honey, you make our struggle look so easy I should toast our efforts, someday. | 1.5231 | 0.02990 | 759 | 527 | 68 | 164 |
180 | I'll be here tomorrow, Sisyphus. | 1.5227 | 0.02890 | 750 | 499 | 110 | 141 |
181 | I hear those hand carved ice balls are to die for! | 1.5225 | 0.02956 | 754 | 510 | 85 | 154 |
182 | Don't slip. | 1.5223 | 0.02912 | 739 | 490 | 108 | 139 |
183 | Good news Sisyphus! You are considered "essential" so you can keep working. | 1.5219 | 0.02776 | 730 | 463 | 153 | 114 |
184 | 'I'd love a Vodka on the rock when you have a chance.' | 1.5217 | 0.02851 | 736 | 480 | 128 | 128 |
185 | Yes, we have your reservation, but we’d not expected you'd be stoned! | 1.5216 | 0.02927 | 740 | 496 | 102 | 142 |
186 | You think pushing that rock up a hill every day for the rest of your life just to see it roll back down is tough? Try meeting a guy here who isn't a jerk. | 1.5199 | 0.02843 | 727 | 479 | 121 | 127 |
187 | Didn't I see you here yesterday? | 1.5197 | 0.02636 | 712 | 429 | 196 | 87 |
188 | You need to learn when to let go. | 1.5196 | 0.02595 | 716 | 427 | 206 | 83 |
189 | Why won't Tantalus ever have a drink with me? | 1.5195 | 0.02987 | 718 | 480 | 92 | 140 |
190 | Encore!" | 1.5190 | 0.02997 | 711 | 478 | 92 | 138 |
191 | Oh you know, same old same old. How about you? | 1.5183 | 0.02671 | 710 | 433 | 186 | 91 |
192 | Your profile said "Persistent in the Face of Hopelessness," and I thought, That's my soulmate. | 1.5183 | 0.02581 | 710 | 421 | 210 | 79 |
193 | I see you. Slippery slope. Gym closed. Barber furloughed. One day, one way or another , we'll all get high. | 1.5176 | 0.02941 | 711 | 475 | 105 | 131 |
194 | Greek - comes with rolls. | 1.5163 | 0.03129 | 676 | 466 | 71 | 139 |
195 | Biden??? | 1.5159 | 0.03029 | 694 | 470 | 90 | 134 |
196 | You again? | 1.5158 | 0.02603 | 696 | 414 | 205 | 77 |
197 | It feels like I've been waiting an eternity for you to buy me a drink. | 1.5152 | 0.02920 | 689 | 449 | 123 | 116 |
198 | Big deal, I'm condemned to a life of eternal dating. | 1.5152 | 0.02710 | 689 | 422 | 179 | 88 |
199 | Don't complain, when I had that job it was a cube. | 1.5146 | 0.02869 | 616 | 378 | 159 | 79 |
200 | I know you've been trying to impress me for years, but this is ridiculous! | 1.5146 | 0.03002 | 686 | 457 | 100 | 126 |
201 | Is this what 2020 looks like? | 1.5142 | 0.02708 | 671 | 407 | 183 | 81 |
202 | I guess I’ll get drunk while you get stoned | 1.5140 | 0.03768 | 358 | 220 | 92 | 46 |
203 | The best part of eternity is that it's always 5 o'clock. | 1.5138 | 0.02802 | 654 | 404 | 164 | 86 |
204 | So how long have you been a White House advisor? | 1.5136 | 0.02843 | 664 | 418 | 151 | 95 |
205 | A homeless! Call the cops! | 1.5124 | 0.03195 | 646 | 447 | 67 | 132 |
206 | It's paper maché, don't tell the boss! | 1.5122 | 0.02827 | 654 | 408 | 157 | 89 |
207 | How about coming to my place? It's just a stone's throw away. | 1.5121 | 0.02733 | 660 | 402 | 178 | 80 |
208 | Sisyphus began to wonder if he was in his own eternal hell ..or his ex wife’s personal heaven | 1.5116 | 0.02827 | 649 | 404 | 158 | 87 |
209 | No worries. My last date was literally having his liver eaten by an eagle. | 1.5115 | 0.02906 | 655 | 419 | 137 | 99 |
210 | You should consider working remotely | 1.5109 | 0.03156 | 458 | 271 | 140 | 47 |
211 | When you’re done, I’m all yours. | 1.5102 | 0.02771 | 637 | 388 | 173 | 76 |
212 | You got a light? | 1.5094 | 0.02845 | 636 | 396 | 156 | 84 |
213 | Ha! And I thought you were just a myth! | 1.5094 | 0.03040 | 640 | 422 | 107 | 109 |
214 | No, I asked for "on the rocks." | 1.5071 | 0.02827 | 631 | 391 | 160 | 80 |
215 | Chasing Happiness | 1.5071 | 0.03178 | 637 | 439 | 73 | 125 |
216 | Sorry Honey. I met someone else named Atlas. He makes me feel like I'm on top of the world. | 1.5065 | 0.02807 | 618 | 378 | 167 | 73 |
217 | Again? | 1.5057 | 0.02850 | 611 | 377 | 159 | 75 |
218 | It'll go away, eventually. | 1.5050 | 0.03226 | 606 | 415 | 76 | 115 |
219 | Sorry. You seem nice, but I'm meeting another myth. | 1.5042 | 0.02788 | 601 | 363 | 173 | 65 |
220 | Still working for the New Yorker I see. | 1.5041 | 0.02918 | 605 | 380 | 145 | 80 |
221 | Karma’s a bitch, huh? | 1.5041 | 0.02935 | 613 | 389 | 139 | 85 |
222 | No, ma'am. This still beats being married. | 1.5035 | 0.03343 | 429 | 262 | 118 | 49 |
223 | I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for "old fashioned, on the rocks"! | 1.5034 | 0.02904 | 596 | 371 | 150 | 75 |
224 | Really???? Why bother? | 1.5034 | 0.03199 | 596 | 402 | 86 | 107 |
225 | I asked for two ice cubes. | 1.5034 | 0.03146 | 596 | 397 | 98 | 101 |
226 | Is your name Sisyphus or are you just looking for an excuse to check me out again? | 1.5025 | 0.03094 | 591 | 387 | 111 | 93 |
227 | I’m a lot easier than that... | 1.5025 | 0.03078 | 595 | 389 | 113 | 93 |
228 | Yeah.. Wait till you meet my mother. | 1.5025 | 0.03204 | 601 | 409 | 82 | 110 |
229 | Are you glad do see me, or is that an infinitely recursive task in your pocket? | 1.5017 | 0.03252 | 582 | 396 | 80 | 106 |
230 | On your way back down, can you bring me some hand sanitizer? | 1.5017 | 0.03179 | 586 | 392 | 94 | 100 |
231 | You know there's an app for that, right? | 1.5008 | 0.02799 | 589 | 356 | 171 | 62 |
232 | What a relief. I thought you texted syphilis. | 1.5000 | 0.03059 | 576 | 371 | 122 | 83 |
233 | Until you've been a 45 year old woman online dating for 4 years, I have no sympathy for you. | 1.5000 | 0.02876 | 576 | 353 | 158 | 65 |
234 | Whenever your hands are free I'd like a refill. | 1.5000 | 0.02908 | 576 | 356 | 152 | 68 |
235 | No not that boulder, the other one. | 1.4991 | 0.03054 | 575 | 370 | 123 | 82 |
236 | You’re doing it wrong | 1.4991 | 0.02986 | 569 | 358 | 138 | 73 |
237 | You were the one who wanted to move it. I was fine with it where it was. | 1.4991 | 0.02900 | 561 | 343 | 156 | 62 |
238 | You call that a pick up line? Try again. | 1.4982 | 0.03297 | 568 | 389 | 75 | 104 |
239 | Take it to the delivery entrance , please. | 1.4982 | 0.03220 | 568 | 381 | 90 | 96 |
240 | mole hill much? | 1.4982 | 0.03426 | 568 | 401 | 47 | 118 |
241 | So where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4982 | 0.02966 | 558 | 347 | 144 | 67 |
242 | You know they have a valet, right? | 1.4964 | 0.02999 | 558 | 351 | 137 | 70 |
243 | Hey Moses, you’re a bit early with rolling away the stone... Maybe grab a couple of tablets instead? | 1.4964 | 0.03439 | 558 | 394 | 49 | 114 |
244 | Would a text letting me know you're running late have killed you? | 1.4964 | 0.02976 | 550 | 342 | 143 | 65 |
245 | I knew you'd be back. | 1.4955 | 0.02941 | 559 | 347 | 147 | 65 |
246 | That's nothing. I'm pushing 50. | 1.4955 | 0.02962 | 559 | 349 | 143 | 67 |
247 | Have you considered working remotely? | 1.4935 | 0.03027 | 535 | 335 | 136 | 64 |
248 | And when you're done with that you can pass the Equal Rights Amendment. | 1.4926 | 0.03131 | 542 | 351 | 115 | 76 |
249 | I have to sit here forever drinking Manhattans and waiting for a man who's never going to come. What are you doing? | 1.4925 | 0.03023 | 536 | 336 | 136 | 64 |
250 | Well, well, Sisyphus! You're finding out that when you grow old, your beard gets longer, the hills get steeper, and your balls...er..ah...ya see what I mean.... | 1.4925 | 0.03371 | 532 | 364 | 74 | 94 |
251 | Punished by the gods you say? If you're my blind date, that makes two of us | 1.4925 | 0.03140 | 530 | 341 | 117 | 72 |
252 | Don't worry. Lots of guys have trouble getting it up. | 1.4904 | 0.03043 | 520 | 325 | 135 | 60 |
253 | When your profile said you were in to “rolling stones” I thought you meant the band. | 1.4904 | 0.03019 | 520 | 323 | 139 | 58 |
254 | So, you're in AA during quarantine, eh? | 1.4904 | 0.03411 | 520 | 357 | 71 | 92 |
255 | Wow! I never met anybody named Sisyphus before. You think I could take a quick selfie with your rock for my Facebook page? | 1.4894 | 0.03384 | 521 | 355 | 74 | 90 |
256 | Not quite the rock 'n roll evening I had in mind for our first date | 1.4893 | 0.03415 | 515 | 353 | 72 | 90 |
257 | Drop by for a drink when your job is over ! | 1.4893 | 0.03426 | 515 | 354 | 70 | 91 |
258 | The more I see you the less I yearn for a purpose driven life | 1.4883 | 0.02969 | 514 | 315 | 147 | 52 |
259 | Work hard, play hard? | 1.4882 | 0.03362 | 510 | 344 | 83 | 83 |
260 | You'd look younger if you smiled | 1.4882 | 0.03100 | 510 | 322 | 127 | 61 |
261 | Your hell or mine? | 1.4880 | 0.03168 | 498 | 317 | 119 | 62 |
262 | Oh, you think the gods were rough on you? They promised me eternity with a Rolling Stone legend. | 1.4880 | 0.03194 | 498 | 319 | 115 | 64 |
263 | What don't you get about "No shirt. No socks. No service?" | 1.4873 | 0.03193 | 511 | 331 | 111 | 69 |
264 | I gave up | 1.4871 | 0.03446 | 505 | 347 | 70 | 88 |
265 | I've heard about the myth...but I want to hear about the man. | 1.4871 | 0.03106 | 503 | 317 | 127 | 59 |
266 | You're real late! Paper & Scissors went up hours ago! | 1.4858 | 0.03213 | 494 | 318 | 112 | 64 |
267 | How about a vodka on the rock? | 1.4850 | 0.03420 | 499 | 340 | 76 | 83 |
268 | This is from the gentleman at the bottom of the mountain. | 1.4849 | 0.03223 | 497 | 322 | 109 | 66 |
269 | Let me tell ya...it all goes downhill from here. | 1.4848 | 0.03140 | 493 | 312 | 123 | 58 |
270 | Me? I’m eternally stood up.” | 1.4847 | 0.03083 | 491 | 306 | 132 | 53 |
271 | Same time tomorrow? | 1.4837 | 0.02996 | 492 | 301 | 144 | 47 |
272 | Must be great to be an essential worker! | 1.4837 | 0.03158 | 492 | 313 | 120 | 59 |
273 | Hey, ever see Groundhog Day? | 1.4837 | 0.03051 | 492 | 305 | 136 | 51 |
274 | Is that Zoombalates? Peloyoga? Or what? | 1.4836 | 0.03468 | 488 | 334 | 72 | 82 |
275 | Your fly's open. | 1.4833 | 0.03294 | 478 | 311 | 103 | 64 |
276 | You know the definition of insanity, right? | 1.4824 | 0.03134 | 483 | 304 | 125 | 54 |
277 | Be careful. Sisyphus is just ahead of you. | 1.4819 | 0.03159 | 469 | 294 | 124 | 51 |
278 | Wait till you reach 2020. | 1.4817 | 0.03237 | 465 | 296 | 114 | 55 |
279 | AT SISIPHUS BAR: WHERE ON THE ROCK MEANS ON THE ROCK! | 1.4813 | 0.03490 | 482 | 331 | 70 | 81 |
280 | Romancing the Stone? | 1.4806 | 0.03019 | 464 | 281 | 143 | 40 |
281 | I like a man who’s not afraid of commitment. | 1.4802 | 0.03002 | 481 | 294 | 143 | 44 |
282 | Don’t be hard on yourself, lots of men can’t get it up | 1.4800 | 0.03186 | 475 | 302 | 118 | 55 |
283 | That's not the kind of rock I meant. Try again | 1.4797 | 0.03202 | 469 | 298 | 117 | 54 |
284 | 'If you want eternal punishment, try the dating scene.' | 1.4797 | 0.03130 | 469 | 293 | 127 | 49 |
285 | Try doing it in these heels and for half the pay. | 1.4770 | 0.03264 | 457 | 293 | 110 | 54 |
286 | Hello, big boy. Play your cards right, and I could be the Miss of Sisyphus. | 1.4760 | 0.03499 | 458 | 311 | 76 | 71 |
287 | I'm sorry, deliveries go round the back. | 1.4759 | 0.03356 | 456 | 299 | 97 | 60 |
288 | I like a man who can shoulder some responsibility. | 1.4747 | 0.03226 | 396 | 240 | 124 | 32 |
289 | Perhaps you should wait until we flatten the curve. | 1.4742 | 0.03268 | 445 | 284 | 111 | 50 |
290 | Thanks, but when I said I wanted a rock, that wasn't it. | 1.4726 | 0.03177 | 438 | 273 | 123 | 42 |
291 | If you see Prometheus up there, tell him he still lights my fire. | 1.4726 | 0.03060 | 438 | 266 | 137 | 35 |
292 | Whew! I thought you said Syphilis | 1.4715 | 0.03155 | 439 | 273 | 125 | 41 |
293 | Oh, for crying out loud, Sisyphus. On the rocks is just an expression! | 1.4711 | 0.03490 | 433 | 289 | 84 | 60 |
294 | You think that's hard? Try giving birth to a 10 pound baby. | 1.4710 | 0.03230 | 431 | 271 | 117 | 43 |
295 | No. I didn't ask for a drink 'on the rocks'. | 1.4699 | 0.03632 | 432 | 298 | 65 | 69 |
296 | Paper? Scissors? | 1.4696 | 0.03330 | 428 | 275 | 105 | 48 |
297 | You are more impressive than my last boyfriend! | 1.4695 | 0.03657 | 426 | 294 | 64 | 68 |
298 | I knew you'll be late. | 1.4695 | 0.03657 | 426 | 293 | 64 | 68 |
299 | That reminds me, make my next one on the rocks. | 1.4683 | 0.06140 | 126 | 81 | 31 | 14 |
300 | Try doing it backwards and in high heels. | 1.4679 | 0.03403 | 421 | 274 | 97 | 50 |
301 | It's just a myth, dude. Let it go. | 1.4679 | 0.03268 | 421 | 266 | 113 | 42 |
302 | Your persistence is wearing me down. | 1.4678 | 0.03595 | 419 | 284 | 74 | 61 |
303 | Hey there, come here often? | 1.4660 | 0.03354 | 412 | 264 | 104 | 44 |
304 | It's called an Eternal Damnation, two ounces of gin, a twist of fate, and no finish. | 1.4659 | 0.03313 | 410 | 260 | 109 | 41 |
305 | I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but you really should be lifting with your legs | 1.4655 | 0.03244 | 406 | 253 | 117 | 36 |
306 | So sorry I'm running late babe, I just have to do , like , 1 more thing | 1.4651 | 0.03266 | 415 | 262 | 113 | 40 |
307 | It seems like an eternity to me too | 1.4642 | 0.03173 | 405 | 249 | 124 | 32 |
308 | It’s eternity somewhere.” | 1.4642 | 0.03414 | 405 | 262 | 98 | 45 |
309 | These new ballots are the worst. | 1.4632 | 0.03413 | 408 | 265 | 97 | 46 |
310 | New Zealand enjoys a cocktail while the US takes the Sisyphus approach to battling COVID. | 1.4623 | 0.03458 | 398 | 259 | 94 | 45 |
311 | So what brings you here? | 1.4621 | 0.03407 | 409 | 266 | 97 | 46 |
312 | No shirt, no shoes, no tippy-top for you! | 1.4615 | 0.03818 | 403 | 285 | 50 | 68 |
313 | Yes! Keep it right there. That’s the perfect background for my Zoom call. | 1.4613 | 0.03493 | 401 | 264 | 89 | 48 |
314 | Sure, you can join me when you're done, but I'm not going to wait for ever. | 1.4608 | 0.03306 | 395 | 249 | 110 | 36 |
315 | Oh look, another person with a metaphor for 2020 | 1.4608 | 0.03586 | 395 | 264 | 80 | 51 |
316 | You'll find me equally challenging. | 1.4599 | 0.03414 | 387 | 248 | 100 | 39 |
317 | It's still easier than doing it backwards and in high heels. | 1.4596 | 0.03452 | 396 | 258 | 94 | 44 |
318 | You look like someone with a steady job. | 1.4591 | 0.03334 | 403 | 258 | 105 | 40 |
319 | "Good luck trying to valet park that thing." | 1.4588 | 0.03760 | 388 | 268 | 62 | 58 |
320 | Try this. I think I can, I think I can... | 1.4583 | 0.03333 | 384 | 242 | 108 | 34 |
321 | At least you have a job. | 1.4583 | 0.03312 | 384 | 241 | 110 | 33 |
322 | That’s the last time I mention “paleo” in my dating profile. | 1.4582 | 0.03541 | 371 | 241 | 90 | 40 |
323 | Hey! How’s it goin’? | 1.4581 | 0.03770 | 382 | 263 | 63 | 56 |
324 | Yeah? Try doing it in heels. | 1.4581 | 0.03525 | 382 | 250 | 89 | 43 |
325 | You were supposed to do it remotely. | 1.4571 | 0.03692 | 385 | 262 | 70 | 53 |
326 | Seriously? First the Paleolithic diet and now the Sisyphean exercise Program? | 1.4565 | 0.03661 | 379 | 255 | 75 | 49 |
327 | Am I looking at the man or the myth? | 1.4562 | 0.03355 | 377 | 238 | 106 | 33 |
328 | I love a man who just won’t quit. | 1.4560 | 0.03260 | 375 | 232 | 115 | 28 |
329 | No mask ? | 1.4550 | 0.03390 | 378 | 241 | 102 | 35 |
330 | „Since your work seems to take forever, I went ahead and opened the wine...“ | 1.4543 | 0.03386 | 372 | 236 | 103 | 33 |
331 | Sorry, I'm looking for a man who can start fire. | 1.4538 | 0.03643 | 368 | 245 | 79 | 44 |
332 | Sorry, you need a mask to go the rest of the way. | 1.4538 | 0.03643 | 368 | 245 | 79 | 44 |
333 | You wouldn't believe the day I had. | 1.4538 | 0.03412 | 368 | 234 | 101 | 33 |
334 | It’s hard, pointless work, sure, but I’m envious of the job security you have. | 1.4538 | 0.03561 | 368 | 241 | 87 | 40 |
335 | Do you get what 'proletariat' means now? | 1.4536 | 0.03876 | 366 | 255 | 56 | 55 |
336 | So, your're clearly married | 1.4533 | 0.03693 | 364 | 244 | 75 | 45 |
337 | And I thought being single and over forty was the only futile endeavor in this town. | 1.4526 | 0.03339 | 369 | 232 | 107 | 30 |
338 | Nobody told you they fixed the elevator? | 1.4521 | 0.03496 | 365 | 236 | 93 | 36 |
339 | No shirt, no shoes, no mask. Sorry, you can't go any further. | 1.4518 | 0.03679 | 363 | 243 | 76 | 44 |
340 | Are you an essential worker? Or are you a member of Congress? | 1.4518 | 0.03575 | 363 | 238 | 86 | 39 |
341 | As if pushing a rock uphill forever wasn’t bad enough, they had to add temptation every 100 feet ... | 1.4515 | 0.03458 | 361 | 231 | 97 | 33 |
342 | So are you a high rolĺer? | 1.4513 | 0.03625 | 359 | 237 | 82 | 40 |
343 | I assume you come here often? | 1.4510 | 0.03440 | 357 | 227 | 99 | 31 |
344 | My eternal punishment is listening to you say 'come here often?' every time you come by. | 1.4510 | 0.03530 | 357 | 231 | 91 | 35 |
345 | Sentenced to an eternity of futility, too, eh? So where'd you go to law school? | 1.4510 | 0.03640 | 357 | 236 | 81 | 40 |
346 | Finally! A man who doesn't have commitment issues. | 1.4503 | 0.03338 | 362 | 227 | 107 | 28 |
347 | look man I got problems too, this glass keeps filling, and I don't even like pinot | 1.4497 | 0.03410 | 358 | 227 | 101 | 30 |
348 | Me? My punishment is to carry the conversation | 1.4496 | 0.03603 | 347 | 226 | 86 | 35 |
349 | You do know there’s an app for that, right? | 1.4494 | 0.03423 | 356 | 226 | 100 | 30 |
350 | I can relate. | 1.4493 | 0.03559 | 365 | 240 | 86 | 39 |
351 | No, I said you needed a bolder pickup line | 1.4492 | 0.03483 | 354 | 227 | 95 | 32 |
352 | You have GOT TO see Groundhog Day! | 1.4492 | 0.03684 | 354 | 236 | 77 | 41 |
353 | When I read on your profile that your occupation was "Rock and Roll," I wasn't expecting this. | 1.4489 | 0.03520 | 352 | 227 | 92 | 33 |
354 | Your gym closed too? | 1.4470 | 0.03587 | 349 | 228 | 86 | 35 |
355 | I’d love to, but I’m fighting an uphill battle | 1.4469 | 0.03409 | 358 | 228 | 100 | 30 |
356 | I'll have another when you get a chance. | 1.4467 | 0.03693 | 347 | 231 | 77 | 39 |
357 | Didn't I see you here last Friday? | 1.4467 | 0.03648 | 347 | 229 | 81 | 37 |
358 | I'd offer you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full. | 1.4464 | 0.03376 | 345 | 216 | 104 | 25 |
359 | It's happy hour, Sisyphus. Give it a rest. | 1.4454 | 0.03517 | 339 | 217 | 93 | 29 |
360 | ...so, I see you're a big Stones fan too! | 1.4451 | 0.03632 | 346 | 228 | 82 | 36 |
361 | I'm sort of stuck in a dead-end job myself. | 1.4451 | 0.03393 | 346 | 218 | 102 | 26 |
362 | The Gods Condemned Me to Eternal Cocktail Hour | 1.4451 | 0.03609 | 346 | 227 | 84 | 35 |
363 | Don't forget, my friend. It's all about the journey, not the destination. | 1.4444 | 0.03519 | 342 | 220 | 92 | 30 |
364 | You know...just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should. | 1.4444 | 0.03510 | 333 | 212 | 94 | 27 |
365 | I don't know which is more pointless, you rolling that ball or me sitting here expecting to meet someone. | 1.4441 | 0.03534 | 340 | 219 | 91 | 30 |
366 | See you tomorrow! | 1.4438 | 0.03423 | 338 | 213 | 100 | 25 |
367 | Can you believe this used to be a punishment? It's now one of our most popular fitness routines. | 1.4438 | 0.03573 | 338 | 219 | 88 | 31 |
368 | Shoot, there’s my crush | 1.4438 | 0.04142 | 338 | 244 | 38 | 56 |
369 | That's the wrong one. | 1.4425 | 0.03893 | 339 | 234 | 60 | 45 |
370 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you perpetually struggle into mine. | 1.4414 | 0.03758 | 333 | 223 | 73 | 37 |
371 | So where do you imagine yourself in five years? | 1.4414 | 0.03782 | 333 | 224 | 71 | 38 |
372 | You know there's an elevator, right? | 1.4414 | 0.03635 | 333 | 218 | 83 | 32 |
373 | Of all the cocktail bars on all the mountains in Hell... | 1.4411 | 0.03676 | 331 | 218 | 80 | 33 |
374 | Just wait till you hit the Keystone leak! | 1.4411 | 0.04077 | 331 | 235 | 46 | 50 |
375 | You think that's hard? Try carrying your mother-in-law's expectations. | 1.4411 | 0.03725 | 331 | 220 | 76 | 35 |
376 | I'm impressed. Now come and have a drink | 1.4407 | 0.03840 | 329 | 223 | 67 | 39 |
377 | You know, that would be easier if you started at the top. | 1.4407 | 0.03815 | 329 | 222 | 69 | 38 |
378 | Mick? Mick Jagger? Still tied to that contract I see.... | 1.4407 | 0.04005 | 329 | 230 | 53 | 46 |
379 | Actually, it's my first time here. What about you? | 1.4398 | 0.03617 | 332 | 217 | 84 | 31 |
380 | After this, it's the national debt. | 1.4398 | 0.03692 | 332 | 220 | 78 | 34 |
381 | So, I’ll see you later? | 1.4396 | 0.03715 | 323 | 213 | 78 | 32 |
382 | The Wise Men Restroom is on the second peak to the left | 1.4390 | 0.04014 | 328 | 230 | 52 | 46 |
383 | Sure, go ahead. How long could it take? | 1.4379 | 0.03697 | 322 | 212 | 79 | 31 |
384 | There's a mosquito on your nose. | 1.4379 | 0.03564 | 322 | 207 | 89 | 26 |
385 | 2020. Am I right? | 1.4375 | 0.03826 | 304 | 201 | 73 | 30 |
386 | When I said I will say “yes” to a bigger rock, that’s not what I had in mind | 1.4371 | 0.03539 | 318 | 203 | 91 | 24 |
387 | What time do you get off? | 1.4365 | 0.03635 | 323 | 211 | 83 | 29 |
388 | I think Zeus putting me here enjoying a cool drink is a nice touch, don't you think? | 1.4365 | 0.03555 | 323 | 208 | 89 | 26 |
389 | You call that punishment? You should try this unoaked Chardonnay. | 1.4365 | 0.03714 | 323 | 214 | 77 | 32 |
390 | Sure, it's impressive, but can you do it backwards and in heels? | 1.4365 | 0.03727 | 323 | 217 | 72 | 34 |
391 | You’re early tonight. | 1.4363 | 0.03570 | 314 | 201 | 89 | 24 |
392 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you roll into mine | 1.4353 | 0.03656 | 317 | 207 | 82 | 28 |
393 | Stop by the Sisyphean Bar on your way back down. I sing “Climb Every Mountain” every hour, up until midnight. | 1.4353 | 0.04167 | 317 | 227 | 42 | 48 |
394 | But is it fulfilling? | 1.4352 | 0.03653 | 324 | 213 | 81 | 30 |
395 | Yes, for the millionth time, I do come here often. | 1.4349 | 0.03727 | 315 | 208 | 77 | 30 |
396 | Eventually, you'll realize that it will just keep rolling back down and it's better to just sit back, have a glass, and accept it. | 1.4349 | 0.03700 | 315 | 207 | 79 | 29 |
397 | 'That's' the key to the restroom? | 1.4349 | 0.03938 | 315 | 216 | 61 | 38 |
398 | Did someone order a Rolling Rock? | 1.4349 | 0.03727 | 315 | 208 | 77 | 30 |
399 | Come here often? | 1.4345 | 0.03905 | 313 | 213 | 64 | 36 |
400 | I’m guessing now would be a bad time to ask for an ice water. | 1.4345 | 0.03576 | 313 | 201 | 88 | 24 |
401 | Next time up can you bring a couple of olives? | 1.4345 | 0.03825 | 313 | 210 | 70 | 33 |
402 | Why don't you stop for a drink on your way down the hill. | 1.4345 | 0.04109 | 313 | 221 | 48 | 44 |
403 | The President can see you now Dr. Faucci. | 1.4345 | 0.03931 | 313 | 214 | 62 | 37 |
404 | Try it in heels. | 1.4345 | 0.03744 | 313 | 207 | 76 | 30 |
405 | That's not what I meant when I said, "On the rocks." | 1.4331 | 0.03596 | 314 | 203 | 86 | 25 |
406 | the rock looked so much bigger in your profile pic. | 1.4323 | 0.03685 | 310 | 203 | 80 | 27 |
407 | No thanks, I prefer it straight up, not on the rocks. | 1.4317 | 0.03698 | 315 | 208 | 78 | 29 |
408 | I suppose we’re both condemned to grueling tasks predestined for failure — I’m dating in my forties. | 1.4314 | 0.03776 | 306 | 203 | 74 | 29 |
409 | I feel like this isn't going anywhere | 1.4314 | 0.03804 | 306 | 204 | 72 | 30 |
410 | Cry me a river, John. I’m home schooling three teenagers! | 1.4309 | 0.03736 | 304 | 200 | 77 | 27 |
411 | You’re becoming a regular. | 1.4309 | 0.03648 | 304 | 197 | 83 | 24 |
412 | Yeah...tell me about almost reaching the top, time, after time, after time. | 1.4309 | 0.03934 | 304 | 207 | 63 | 34 |
413 | You know they have an app for that. | 1.4295 | 0.03868 | 305 | 206 | 67 | 32 |
414 | That’s sweet, but I meant a big rock for my finger! | 1.4295 | 0.04291 | 305 | 222 | 35 | 48 |
415 | Yeah, I've been there. Trust me, there's no percentage in it. | 1.4295 | 0.04138 | 305 | 216 | 47 | 42 |
416 | I like a man who knows where he's headed. | 1.4295 | 0.03885 | 312 | 213 | 64 | 35 |
417 | Helena Handbasket. What's yours? | 1.4286 | 0.03731 | 301 | 198 | 77 | 26 |
418 | Like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.4276 | 0.04041 | 304 | 212 | 54 | 38 |
419 | No shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.4276 | 0.03826 | 297 | 198 | 71 | 28 |
420 | For the millionth time, I'm not interested. | 1.4276 | 0.03943 | 297 | 202 | 63 | 32 |
421 | why aren't you wearing a mask? | 1.4271 | 0.04049 | 295 | 204 | 56 | 35 |
422 | I know I have seen you here before, right? | 1.4271 | 0.03691 | 295 | 192 | 80 | 23 |
423 | Another day on the Hill. | 1.4271 | 0.03844 | 295 | 197 | 70 | 28 |
424 | Do you think Zeus would let Sisyphus stop to join me in a drink? John McNary, Aliso Viejo, California | 1.4271 | 0.04430 | 295 | 218 | 28 | 49 |
425 | Oh, you'll love this place. I've been coming here forever. | 1.4271 | 0.03753 | 295 | 194 | 76 | 25 |
426 | Try it backwards and in heels." | 1.4271 | 0.03874 | 295 | 198 | 68 | 29 |
427 | Same place and time tomorrow | 1.4271 | 0.03723 | 295 | 193 | 78 | 24 |
428 | I identify as female. | 1.4271 | 0.04324 | 295 | 214 | 36 | 45 |
429 | Watching a man work hard on a task he can't achieve makes me think of my ex-husband in counseling. | 1.4266 | 0.03993 | 286 | 194 | 62 | 30 |
430 | I think my version of "on the rocks" is much better. | 1.4252 | 0.03761 | 294 | 194 | 75 | 25 |
431 | So, what's an allegory like you doing in a place like this? | 1.4247 | 0.03841 | 292 | 195 | 70 | 27 |
432 | Say, haven't I seen you before? | 1.4236 | 0.03719 | 288 | 188 | 78 | 22 |
433 | I'll bet you come here often . | 1.4231 | 0.03991 | 286 | 195 | 61 | 30 |
434 | ...then I told him I never wanted to see him again... I'm sorry, I've been talking this whole time. What do you do? | 1.4231 | 0.03866 | 286 | 191 | 69 | 26 |
435 | Let it go man, just let it go... | 1.4231 | 0.03802 | 286 | 189 | 73 | 24 |
436 | Looks like Covid closed your gym too. | 1.4231 | 0.03704 | 286 | 186 | 79 | 21 |
437 | Oh, same old, same old, how about you...? | 1.4231 | 0.03897 | 286 | 192 | 67 | 27 |
438 | Um, shirt and shoes are required at The Summit. | 1.4231 | 0.04021 | 286 | 196 | 59 | 31 |
439 | Do you perform unnecessary metaphors here often? | 1.4231 | 0.03802 | 286 | 189 | 73 | 24 |
440 | I heard the last guy shrugged. | 1.4231 | 0.03929 | 286 | 193 | 65 | 28 |
441 | Do you come here often? | 1.4220 | 0.04000 | 282 | 192 | 61 | 29 |
442 | Why don’t you drop what you are doing and join me for a cocktail | 1.4220 | 0.03705 | 282 | 183 | 79 | 20 |
443 | You can stop now. You’ve already become a metaphor. | 1.4220 | 0.03904 | 282 | 189 | 67 | 26 |
444 | Condemned to come here often? | 1.4220 | 0.03872 | 282 | 188 | 69 | 25 |
445 | You DO realize that it's just a myth. | 1.4205 | 0.03957 | 283 | 192 | 63 | 28 |
446 | I’ve seen bigger. | 1.4190 | 0.03914 | 284 | 192 | 65 | 27 |
447 | I'm a working mother with a couple of kids at home....That looks like fun. | 1.4190 | 0.03850 | 284 | 190 | 69 | 25 |
448 | You think it's bad now, I hear Hades is about to enforce a mask mandate. | 1.4190 | 0.04279 | 284 | 204 | 41 | 39 |
449 | You don't seem to grasp the concept of happy hour. | 1.4190 | 0.03946 | 284 | 193 | 63 | 28 |
450 | You’re at the halfway point and yes, I’m an hallucination. | 1.4190 | 0.03818 | 284 | 189 | 71 | 24 |
451 | Oh, your boulder looked bigger in the profile picture. | 1.4190 | 0.03882 | 284 | 191 | 67 | 26 |
452 | I can see you have your hands full but you’d look a lot cuter doing that if you smiled more. | 1.4190 | 0.03882 | 284 | 191 | 67 | 26 |
453 | Oh...no, sweetie. My profile said, “The BOLDER the better.” | 1.4190 | 0.03946 | 284 | 193 | 63 | 28 |
454 | Why do you always bring work to happy hour? | 1.4190 | 0.04039 | 284 | 196 | 57 | 31 |
455 | « So, where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? » | 1.4190 | 0.03946 | 284 | 193 | 63 | 28 |
456 | Looks like I'm not the only one getting smashed tonight. | 1.4188 | 0.03852 | 277 | 184 | 70 | 23 |
457 | Stop for a drink on your way back down. | 1.4188 | 0.03985 | 277 | 188 | 62 | 27 |
458 | That's easy, you should try dating after 40 | 1.4182 | 0.03767 | 275 | 180 | 75 | 20 |
459 | Stop complaining! Egyptians used to push square blocks uphill! | 1.4182 | 0.03973 | 275 | 186 | 63 | 26 |
460 | Will I see you on the way down? | 1.4176 | 0.03750 | 273 | 178 | 76 | 19 |
461 | Mr. Camus says to just have fun with it. | 1.4176 | 0.04190 | 273 | 191 | 50 | 32 |
462 | Why don't you stop off on your way home from work. | 1.4176 | 0.04254 | 273 | 193 | 46 | 34 |
463 | „Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath and start again.“ | 1.4176 | 0.04440 | 273 | 199 | 34 | 40 |
464 | you know there’s an elevator on the other side, right? | 1.4170 | 0.04048 | 271 | 185 | 59 | 27 |
465 | Sorry buddy. I can see you've had a hard day, but no shoes, no shirt, no service. | 1.4164 | 0.03966 | 269 | 181 | 64 | 24 |
466 | Me? My punishment is carrying the conversation | 1.4164 | 0.04000 | 269 | 182 | 62 | 25 |
467 | It's called a Sisyphus Sour - makes me feel happy and meaningless all at once. | 1.4158 | 0.04027 | 279 | 192 | 58 | 29 |
468 | Welcome to 2020. The ballot box is just ahead. | 1.4154 | 0.04002 | 272 | 185 | 61 | 26 |
469 | It looked bigger in the photo | 1.4154 | 0.04002 | 272 | 185 | 61 | 26 |
470 | On second thought, I liked it better on that other mountain | 1.4139 | 0.04252 | 273 | 194 | 45 | 34 |
471 | Yes...I do come here often... | 1.4139 | 0.03853 | 273 | 182 | 69 | 22 |
472 | You know there's an app for that. | 1.4139 | 0.04057 | 273 | 187 | 57 | 28 |
473 | Try leaning in. | 1.4139 | 0.03853 | 273 | 182 | 69 | 22 |
474 | You think that’s an uphill struggle? Try dating straight guys. | 1.4139 | 0.03922 | 273 | 184 | 65 | 24 |
475 | What's your credit score? | 1.4139 | 0.04346 | 273 | 197 | 39 | 37 |
476 | Oh Sisyphus, this is exactly what we needed after being quarantined. | 1.4139 | 0.04468 | 273 | 201 | 31 | 41 |
477 | You should have just taken the supplemental unemployment payments. | 1.4135 | 0.03924 | 266 | 178 | 66 | 22 |
478 | 34,769,225! | 1.4135 | 0.03959 | 266 | 179 | 64 | 23 |
479 | James? Your photo looked different on the app. | 1.4135 | 0.04336 | 266 | 190 | 42 | 34 |
480 | Where is this going? | 1.4135 | 0.03776 | 266 | 174 | 74 | 18 |
481 | Yeah, that is a lot like dating in your thirties. | 1.4129 | 0.03944 | 264 | 177 | 65 | 22 |
482 | What ELSE can you do again and again and again?! | 1.4129 | 0.03980 | 264 | 178 | 63 | 23 |
483 | Do you pass this way very often? | 1.4129 | 0.04052 | 264 | 180 | 59 | 25 |
484 | You think that's endless? Try dating. | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
485 | Have you stopped to think that perhaps fear of intimacy is the real boulder in your life? | 1.4129 | 0.04327 | 264 | 188 | 43 | 33 |
486 | See ya around five, as usual? | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
487 | You think Sisyphus is a hard name to have? I'm Sis Phyllis. | 1.4129 | 0.04522 | 264 | 194 | 31 | 39 |
488 | You remind me of my first husband. He could never finish anything. | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
489 | ...On the other hand, I think it looks better at the bottom of the hill. | 1.4129 | 0.04016 | 264 | 179 | 61 | 24 |
490 | Have you ever tried just letting go? | 1.4129 | 0.03944 | 264 | 177 | 65 | 22 |
491 | I’ve heard all sorts of songs about Papas who are “rolling stones”... it would be nice if someone could write one for the kids who have to push them around everywhere. | 1.4129 | 0.04617 | 264 | 197 | 25 | 42 |
492 | 2020 | 1.4124 | 0.04239 | 274 | 195 | 45 | 34 |
493 | I like a man with big balls. | 1.4122 | 0.04180 | 262 | 182 | 52 | 28 |
494 | Stop by on your way down, sailor! | 1.4122 | 0.04351 | 262 | 187 | 42 | 33 |
495 | Try letting the rock do the work | 1.4122 | 0.04145 | 262 | 181 | 54 | 27 |
496 | I dated Camus back in the days. He mentioned you a lot. | 1.4122 | 0.04038 | 262 | 178 | 60 | 24 |
497 | That looks great. Can I get one of those? | 1.4115 | 0.04342 | 260 | 185 | 43 | 32 |
498 | Here's to the sheer futility of it all. | 1.4115 | 0.03948 | 260 | 174 | 65 | 21 |
499 | There's a forty minute wait to get on to the top. | 1.4115 | 0.03948 | 260 | 174 | 65 | 21 |
500 | You used to be Atlas, right? | 1.4115 | 0.04238 | 260 | 182 | 49 | 29 |
501 | Would you mind doing that somewhere else? | 1.4115 | 0.04410 | 260 | 187 | 39 | 34 |
502 | By rocks, i meant ice. | 1.4115 | 0.04059 | 260 | 177 | 59 | 24 |
503 | When it came to suitors, Jill set the bar high, and many were inevitably crushed. | 1.4098 | 0.04062 | 266 | 183 | 57 | 26 |
504 | You can do that forever; I’ll only be young for a while. | 1.4093 | 0.04489 | 193 | 128 | 51 | 14 |
505 | Sorry, size still doesn't impress me. | 1.4087 | 0.04072 | 252 | 171 | 59 | 22 |
506 | Oh yeah? Try it in high heels | 1.4086 | 0.03782 | 257 | 168 | 73 | 16 |
507 | Try it in heels. Backwards. | 1.4086 | 0.04237 | 257 | 180 | 49 | 28 |
508 | You know there is any easier to get a drink on the rocks, right? | 1.4084 | 0.04641 | 262 | 197 | 23 | 42 |
509 | Call me when you’ve done it in heels. | 1.4077 | 0.04129 | 260 | 180 | 54 | 26 |
510 | Sorry, but where is your mask? | 1.4077 | 0.04200 | 260 | 182 | 50 | 28 |
511 | Apparently, on the rocks holds a different meaning for you. | 1.4071 | 0.04021 | 253 | 171 | 61 | 21 |
512 | Just let me finish this and I'll get you those extra olives. | 1.4071 | 0.04174 | 253 | 175 | 53 | 25 |
513 | Guy at table 7 likes his on the rocks. | 1.4071 | 0.04670 | 253 | 189 | 25 | 39 |
514 | I know the feeling | 1.4071 | 0.03861 | 253 | 167 | 69 | 17 |
515 | I said on the rocks, not with a rock. | 1.4064 | 0.04491 | 251 | 182 | 36 | 33 |
516 | Call me when you get off work. | 1.4064 | 0.03882 | 251 | 166 | 68 | 17 |
517 | Thank goodness for that, I thought you said syphillis. | 1.4064 | 0.04159 | 251 | 173 | 54 | 24 |
518 | Come join me when you’re done. | 1.4064 | 0.04197 | 251 | 174 | 52 | 25 |
519 | Looks like you’re not afraid of a long term commitment! | 1.4064 | 0.04121 | 251 | 172 | 56 | 23 |
520 | Relax. It’s not your hill to die on | 1.4064 | 0.04631 | 251 | 186 | 28 | 37 |
521 | Sorry, I'm looking for a man with more upward mobility. | 1.4064 | 0.04159 | 251 | 173 | 54 | 24 |
522 | Masks are required at the top. | 1.4061 | 0.03933 | 261 | 176 | 64 | 21 |
523 | When your Tinder profile said you had 'big balls', this was not what I expected. | 1.4056 | 0.04221 | 249 | 173 | 51 | 25 |
524 | Don't forget to get your ticket punched. There's a surprise after your fifth time up! | 1.4056 | 0.04372 | 249 | 177 | 43 | 29 |
525 | I just broke up with my obsessive-compulsive boyfriend. Buy me a drink? | 1.4056 | 0.04183 | 249 | 172 | 53 | 24 |
526 | Sorry, I misunderstood when you said you were into rock n roll... | 1.4056 | 0.04445 | 249 | 179 | 39 | 31 |
527 | The rock looked bigger on your Tinder profile. | 1.4056 | 0.04259 | 249 | 174 | 49 | 26 |
528 | Do you need me to move? | 1.4056 | 0.04104 | 249 | 170 | 57 | 22 |
529 | I like a man who doesn’t give up easily | 1.4055 | 0.04047 | 254 | 173 | 59 | 22 |
530 | You could have just asked amazon to deliver it | 1.4051 | 0.04210 | 237 | 162 | 54 | 21 |
531 | Well, Atlas never shrugged... | 1.4041 | 0.04231 | 245 | 170 | 51 | 24 |
532 | Sisyphus you old dog! Long time no see! Park that boulder and come have a glass of wine with me. | 1.4041 | 0.04536 | 245 | 178 | 35 | 32 |
533 | Sisyphus! Apparently, your dating profile "I am into Rolling Stones" has nothing to do with rock music ... | 1.4041 | 0.04069 | 245 | 166 | 59 | 20 |
534 | Seems to me that you would know if I come here often. | 1.4040 | 0.04169 | 250 | 173 | 53 | 24 |
535 | Try doing it in heels | 1.4033 | 0.04092 | 243 | 165 | 58 | 20 |
536 | I love a man that isn't afraid to give things a second try | 1.4033 | 0.04134 | 243 | 166 | 56 | 21 |
537 | You wouldn’t be so depressed if you smiled more | 1.4033 | 0.04295 | 243 | 170 | 48 | 25 |
538 | They told me to wait here until you’re finished. | 1.4033 | 0.04174 | 243 | 167 | 54 | 22 |
539 | I’ve told you about leverage, but you refuse to listen. | 1.4033 | 0.04451 | 243 | 174 | 40 | 29 |
540 | Oh, you'll be back. | 1.4032 | 0.03740 | 248 | 161 | 74 | 13 |
541 | You look familiar. Have I seen you here before? | 1.4032 | 0.04346 | 248 | 176 | 44 | 28 |
542 | Why didn’t you take the elevator? | 1.4032 | 0.04457 | 248 | 179 | 38 | 31 |
543 | Eternally struggle here often? | 1.4024 | 0.03999 | 251 | 170 | 61 | 20 |
544 | You need to engage your core. | 1.4014 | 0.05102 | 142 | 94 | 39 | 9 |
545 | Come here often? Oh right...you do. | 1.4008 | 0.03974 | 242 | 162 | 63 | 17 |
546 | Why don't you drop what you're doing and join me for a drink?? | 1.4008 | 0.04242 | 247 | 173 | 49 | 25 |
547 | And my lifelong unobtainable goal is equal pay for equal work. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 247 | 171 | 53 | 23 |
548 | C'mon, stop and sit with me. It's just as futile, but more fun. | 1.4008 | 0.04083 | 247 | 169 | 57 | 21 |
549 | You must be helping Fauci. | 1.4008 | 0.03919 | 247 | 165 | 65 | 17 |
550 | Don’t you know by now that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result? | 1.4008 | 0.03961 | 247 | 166 | 63 | 18 |
551 | Wanna' try something you'd enjoy doing over and over again? | 1.4008 | 0.04203 | 247 | 172 | 51 | 24 |
552 | ...it’s pronounced “Sharon” - why do you ask? | 1.4008 | 0.04649 | 247 | 184 | 27 | 36 |
553 | It's over Sisyphus. Now I'm dating Atlas. | 1.4000 | 0.04082 | 240 | 163 | 58 | 19 |
554 | That's not what BYOB means | 1.4000 | 0.04125 | 240 | 164 | 56 | 20 |
555 | Let it go, Sisyphus. Existentialism is so twentieth century. | 1.4000 | 0.04040 | 240 | 162 | 60 | 18 |
556 | Yeah, I know I said I wanted a big rock for our engagement but... | 1.4000 | 0.04331 | 240 | 169 | 46 | 25 |
557 | Well, the girls did say this place was popular with the high rollers. | 1.4000 | 0.03725 | 240 | 155 | 74 | 11 |
558 | So, do you also work in sales? | 1.4000 | 0.04604 | 240 | 176 | 32 | 32 |
559 | I said I'd meet you halfway. | 1.4000 | 0.04440 | 235 | 167 | 42 | 26 |
560 | Could you roll that a little further over? You’re still not exercising proper social distance. | 1.4000 | 0.04125 | 240 | 164 | 56 | 20 |
561 | You've been appointed Postmaster General. | 1.3992 | 0.04106 | 238 | 162 | 57 | 19 |
562 | you think you have it rough? My six year old starts distance learning on Thursday | 1.3992 | 0.04106 | 238 | 162 | 57 | 19 |
563 | Like that’s hard? Try meeting someone new during a global pandemic. | 1.3992 | 0.04149 | 238 | 163 | 55 | 20 |
564 | I'd like to help but I'm between a rock and a hard place at the moment. | 1.3983 | 0.04111 | 241 | 165 | 56 | 20 |
565 | Always good to talk to you, Sis. Same time tomorrow? | 1.3983 | 0.03983 | 241 | 162 | 62 | 17 |
566 | Wow.You said you would move heaven and earth for me, but really this is too much. | 1.3983 | 0.03764 | 236 | 153 | 72 | 11 |
567 | mmm, mine is just this endless martini. | 1.3983 | 0.03951 | 236 | 157 | 64 | 15 |
568 | I was wondering when I’d see you again. | 1.3983 | 0.04085 | 236 | 160 | 58 | 18 |
569 | I asked for a large martini on the rocks, not a large rock in my martini. | 1.3974 | 0.04573 | 234 | 170 | 35 | 29 |
570 | Short term fun. Eternal torture. You decide. | 1.3974 | 0.04197 | 234 | 160 | 53 | 20 |
571 | Do you come by here much? | 1.3974 | 0.04955 | 156 | 105 | 40 | 11 |
572 | Aren't you going to ask me about my day? | 1.3974 | 0.04197 | 234 | 161 | 53 | 20 |
573 | So what happens when you get to the top? | 1.3974 | 0.04368 | 234 | 165 | 45 | 24 |
574 | Two Margaritas is all it takes, and you’ll soon be untroubled by the meaningless of life | 1.3974 | 0.04153 | 234 | 160 | 55 | 19 |
575 | You think you’ve got it bad... | 1.3974 | 0.04613 | 234 | 171 | 33 | 30 |
576 | If you’d have done it the way I told you, you’d be done already too | 1.3974 | 0.04197 | 234 | 161 | 53 | 20 |
577 | Zeus isn’t a bad guy. Just apologize, put on some clothes, and join me for a drink. | 1.3966 | 0.04479 | 232 | 166 | 40 | 26 |
578 | You think it's easy sitting here for eternity waiting for you to get it up? | 1.3966 | 0.04437 | 232 | 165 | 42 | 25 |
579 | My God, I thought you said your name was syphilis! | 1.3966 | 0.04352 | 232 | 163 | 46 | 23 |
580 | On your way back down, could you bring me some more cocktail peanuts? | 1.3966 | 0.04479 | 232 | 166 | 40 | 26 |
581 | Where have you been, I had been worried sick. | 1.3966 | 0.04762 | 232 | 173 | 26 | 33 |
582 | I really don’t see this going anywhere | 1.3958 | 0.04121 | 240 | 165 | 55 | 20 |
583 | The bartender calls is a "sissy fizz". | 1.3957 | 0.03959 | 235 | 157 | 63 | 15 |
584 | On your way back down, could you get me a cocktail napkin? | 1.3939 | 0.04050 | 231 | 156 | 59 | 16 |
585 | The original upload. | 1.3939 | 0.03908 | 231 | 153 | 65 | 13 |
586 | Haven’t I seen you here before, and before, and before? | 1.3938 | 0.04159 | 226 | 154 | 55 | 17 |
587 | You look like you could use a drink. | 1.3938 | 0.04159 | 226 | 154 | 55 | 17 |
588 | I'm here for the eternal happy hour. What about you? | 1.3938 | 0.04252 | 226 | 156 | 51 | 19 |
589 | We finally have a date night and it’s work, work, work. | 1.3938 | 0.04252 | 226 | 156 | 51 | 19 |
590 | Hey lady, you mind pushing this for awhile? I think I'm done. | 1.3932 | 0.04569 | 234 | 171 | 34 | 29 |
591 | Well, enough about me. What do you do? | 1.3930 | 0.04073 | 229 | 155 | 58 | 16 |
592 | Why me? This was just a pebble when I started | 1.3922 | 0.04874 | 232 | 177 | 19 | 36 |
593 | I’m sorry sir, Your appointment is next week | 1.3922 | 0.04433 | 232 | 166 | 41 | 25 |
594 | Could you bring me a refill on your way down? | 1.3922 | 0.04173 | 232 | 160 | 53 | 19 |
595 | And you can tell the chef that I will keep sending it back! | 1.3922 | 0.04217 | 232 | 161 | 51 | 20 |
596 | Honestly honey... why don’t you just let me call someone? | 1.3922 | 0.04718 | 232 | 173 | 27 | 32 |
597 | Catch you on the way down | 1.3921 | 0.04191 | 227 | 156 | 53 | 18 |
598 | Just so you know, the last guy who took his hand off to make a pass at me got flattened. | 1.3911 | 0.04309 | 225 | 157 | 48 | 20 |
599 | Something tells me you won't take no for an answer. | 1.3911 | 0.04216 | 225 | 155 | 52 | 18 |
600 | Hay Sisyphus | 1.3911 | 0.04912 | 225 | 171 | 20 | 34 |
601 | On second thought I'll just take it neat | 1.3911 | 0.04216 | 225 | 155 | 52 | 18 |
602 | I know you come here often—but why? | 1.3911 | 0.04023 | 225 | 151 | 60 | 14 |
603 | ‘So, when you’re not being a metaphor, what kind of things are you in to?’ | 1.3911 | 0.04216 | 225 | 155 | 52 | 18 |
604 | But what are you doing afterwards? | 1.3901 | 0.03894 | 223 | 147 | 65 | 11 |
605 | When I saw the reservation for a rolling stone, I was actually expecting Mick Jagger. | 1.3901 | 0.04336 | 223 | 156 | 47 | 20 |
606 | and when you're done with that, don't forget to clean the bathrooms | 1.3901 | 0.04694 | 223 | 164 | 31 | 28 |
607 | Ever have one of those days when you feel like you just can't win? | 1.3901 | 0.04241 | 223 | 154 | 51 | 18 |
608 | Impressive, but can you get it all the way up? | 1.3901 | 0.04046 | 223 | 150 | 59 | 14 |
609 | I used to do that, but there's a glass ceiling up ahead. | 1.3901 | 0.03996 | 223 | 149 | 61 | 13 |
610 | Wow! I was told this is a great spot to meet high-rollers | 1.3901 | 0.04145 | 223 | 152 | 55 | 16 |
611 | You think THIS is bad? Live one day in 2020. | 1.3901 | 0.04336 | 223 | 156 | 47 | 20 |
612 | Looks like you've done this before. | 1.3901 | 0.04145 | 223 | 152 | 55 | 16 |
613 | Livin’ the myth? | 1.3901 | 0.04241 | 223 | 154 | 51 | 18 |
614 | I don't date unsuccessful men. | 1.3901 | 0.04336 | 223 | 156 | 47 | 20 |
615 | Fauci vs ‘Karen’ | 1.3901 | 0.04428 | 223 | 158 | 43 | 22 |
616 | Ain't no mountain high enough, eh? | 1.3901 | 0.04473 | 223 | 159 | 41 | 23 |
617 | Thanks, honey, just put it up there. | 1.3901 | 0.04096 | 223 | 151 | 57 | 15 |
618 | It’s all work, work, work with you. When are you going to have time for me? | 1.3891 | 0.04219 | 221 | 152 | 52 | 17 |
619 | Can I interest you in gathering a little moss? | 1.3891 | 0.04409 | 221 | 156 | 44 | 21 |
620 | You’re not going to get anywhere with me either! | 1.3891 | 0.04019 | 221 | 148 | 60 | 13 |
621 | Come here often stranger? | 1.3891 | 0.04570 | 221 | 162 | 33 | 26 |
622 | Maybe. Ask me again on the way down. | 1.3891 | 0.04170 | 221 | 151 | 54 | 16 |
623 | sorry, I ordered a coors light, not a Rolling Rock! | 1.3891 | 0.04592 | 221 | 160 | 36 | 25 |
624 | My friend warned me about this bar. She said I'd probably come home with syphilis, but there's a chance I misheard. | 1.3891 | 0.04363 | 221 | 155 | 46 | 20 |
625 | First door on the left. | 1.3881 | 0.04800 | 219 | 163 | 27 | 29 |
626 | Knock off a little early tonight and have a drink with me on your way back down, Sisyphus. | 1.3881 | 0.04844 | 219 | 164 | 25 | 30 |
627 | You know, you could take a shower. And wear a mask. | 1.3881 | 0.05014 | 219 | 168 | 17 | 34 |
628 | I guess you DO come here often. | 1.3881 | 0.04195 | 219 | 150 | 53 | 16 |
629 | What's a high roller like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3881 | 0.04294 | 219 | 152 | 49 | 18 |
630 | Never gonna happen, Bernie. | 1.3881 | 0.04437 | 219 | 155 | 43 | 21 |
631 | You'd look better if you smiled. | 1.3871 | 0.04513 | 217 | 155 | 40 | 22 |
632 | Deja vu. | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
633 | Well, I think the terms of our divorce were fair. | 1.3871 | 0.03905 | 217 | 143 | 64 | 10 |
634 | Oh, it's you again. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
635 | FYI nobody cares. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
636 | Seeking her approval was a Sisyphean task. | 1.3871 | 0.04220 | 217 | 149 | 52 | 16 |
637 | Sisyphus, my darling, please hurry up and join me. I've been waiting an eternity. | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
638 | Next time you come by, I’d like to see a menu. | 1.3871 | 0.04369 | 217 | 152 | 46 | 19 |
639 | So... how was work today? | 1.3871 | 0.04169 | 217 | 148 | 54 | 15 |
640 | 'When I said I want it "on the rocks" ...' | 1.3860 | 0.04446 | 215 | 152 | 43 | 20 |
641 | You should try pilates. | 1.3860 | 0.04297 | 215 | 149 | 49 | 17 |
642 | Try being Donald Trump's Press Secretary. | 1.3860 | 0.04591 | 215 | 155 | 37 | 23 |
643 | I'm quite certain I've seen you here before. | 1.3860 | 0.04246 | 215 | 148 | 51 | 16 |
644 | Instead, you could keep asking me for my number. | 1.3860 | 0.04684 | 215 | 157 | 33 | 25 |
645 | Is that a giant metaphor for the futility of man's struggle against the absurdity of life, or are you just pleased to see me? | 1.3860 | 0.04246 | 215 | 148 | 51 | 16 |
646 | We really need to stop meeting like this... | 1.3860 | 0.04543 | 215 | 154 | 39 | 22 |
647 | That's nothing, try dating. | 1.3860 | 0.04495 | 215 | 152 | 41 | 21 |
648 | I meant ice. | 1.3860 | 0.04297 | 215 | 149 | 49 | 17 |
649 | Feels like an eternity.” “You’re telling me! | 1.3860 | 0.04446 | 215 | 152 | 43 | 20 |
650 | So, what are you doing after this? | 1.3860 | 0.04347 | 215 | 150 | 47 | 18 |
651 | Sure. You're Sysyphus and I'm Marilyn Monroe. | 1.3853 | 0.04205 | 218 | 150 | 52 | 16 |
652 | Hi there. Do you come here often? | 1.3850 | 0.04005 | 213 | 142 | 60 | 11 |
653 | Sorry I’m late. I forgot my mask. | 1.3850 | 0.04900 | 213 | 160 | 24 | 29 |
654 | Howsabout a little break big boy. | 1.3846 | 0.04806 | 221 | 166 | 25 | 30 |
655 | Say. You’re a regular here aren’t you? | 1.3843 | 0.04230 | 216 | 149 | 51 | 16 |
656 | Haven't I seen you come by here before? | 1.3843 | 0.04127 | 216 | 147 | 55 | 14 |
657 | Well, at least you're working. | 1.3839 | 0.04299 | 211 | 146 | 49 | 16 |
658 | No, pushy doesn't bother me. | 1.3839 | 0.04193 | 211 | 144 | 53 | 14 |
659 | Your zipper's undone... | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
660 | Are you from Rolling Stone? | 1.3828 | 0.04327 | 209 | 145 | 48 | 16 |
661 | Aren't you Trump's latest PR guy? | 1.3828 | 0.04483 | 209 | 148 | 42 | 19 |
662 | They say be nice to those you meet on the way up. | 1.3828 | 0.04108 | 209 | 141 | 56 | 12 |
663 | Sisyphus, What took you so long? I’ve been waiting an eternity! | 1.3821 | 0.04283 | 212 | 147 | 49 | 16 |
664 | I’ll wait. | 1.3816 | 0.04076 | 207 | 139 | 57 | 11 |
665 | Sorry; no shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.3816 | 0.04354 | 207 | 144 | 47 | 16 |
666 | Yes, but my point is YOUR job is secure. | 1.3816 | 0.04190 | 207 | 141 | 53 | 13 |
667 | Do you roll that boulder up this hill often? | 1.3816 | 0.04354 | 207 | 144 | 47 | 16 |
668 | Need a break, ol’ boy? | 1.3816 | 0.04716 | 207 | 151 | 33 | 23 |
669 | Hey Sissy! What’s the fuss?? | 1.3816 | 0.04863 | 207 | 154 | 27 | 26 |
670 | It may be an exercise in futility, but at least it’s exercise. | 1.3816 | 0.03900 | 207 | 136 | 63 | 8 |
671 | Hi, Sisyphus. My name is Tammy, and apparently my punishment is this cloying, fruit-forward merlot. | 1.3816 | 0.04300 | 207 | 143 | 49 | 15 |
672 | : "What's the eta on the appetizer I ordered?" | 1.3816 | 0.04245 | 207 | 142 | 51 | 14 |
673 | This reminds me the last year of my marriage. | 1.3816 | 0.04300 | 207 | 143 | 49 | 15 |
674 | I thought I said that I wanted YOU to be bolder. | 1.3816 | 0.04461 | 207 | 146 | 43 | 18 |
675 | Not too much effort... I can rest while it rolls down | 1.3816 | 0.04863 | 207 | 154 | 27 | 26 |
676 | Have you ever seen Groundhog Day? | 1.3810 | 0.04310 | 210 | 146 | 48 | 16 |
677 | I was condemned to an eternity of drinking warm chardonnay. | 1.3805 | 0.04328 | 205 | 142 | 48 | 15 |
678 | It’s my third round. What about yours? | 1.3805 | 0.04216 | 205 | 140 | 52 | 13 |
679 | Don't you come here a bit too often? | 1.3805 | 0.04042 | 205 | 137 | 58 | 10 |
680 | You think YOU got it bad - I gotta sit here for eternity and YOU'RE my waiter! | 1.3805 | 0.04699 | 205 | 149 | 34 | 22 |
681 | Check your GPS. I think you're on the wrong mountain. | 1.3805 | 0.04272 | 205 | 141 | 50 | 14 |
682 | Dude. Let it go already. | 1.3805 | 0.04216 | 205 | 140 | 52 | 13 |
683 | Trust me, you'll be back. | 1.3803 | 0.04161 | 213 | 146 | 53 | 14 |
684 | For the 10,000th time, you cannot have my number. | 1.3798 | 0.04390 | 208 | 146 | 45 | 17 |
685 | I'd ask you when you get off, but it looks like you just don't quit. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
686 | I've mythed you." | 1.3786 | 0.04419 | 206 | 145 | 44 | 17 |
687 | Hey, haven’t I seen you here- many many many times- before? | 1.3786 | 0.04142 | 206 | 140 | 54 | 12 |
688 | And all this time I thought you were just a myth | 1.3786 | 0.04255 | 206 | 142 | 50 | 14 |
689 | Lmk when you get to the top so I can take that selfie | 1.3786 | 0.04142 | 206 | 140 | 54 | 12 |
690 | Almost done? | 1.3785 | 0.04146 | 214 | 147 | 53 | 14 |
691 | What if you have to use the rest room? | 1.3785 | 0.04830 | 214 | 161 | 25 | 28 |
692 | Sisyphus? Ok...and where did you work before? | 1.3785 | 0.04784 | 214 | 160 | 27 | 27 |
693 | Zeus added me. A "salt in the wound" sort of thing. | 1.3785 | 0.04146 | 214 | 147 | 53 | 14 |
694 | You do 2020 your way. I'll do 2020 my way. | 1.3785 | 0.04452 | 214 | 153 | 41 | 20 |
695 | It's called a rotatini. It goes down easier. | 1.3785 | 0.04875 | 214 | 162 | 23 | 29 |
696 | Is that futility in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3785 | 0.04452 | 214 | 153 | 41 | 20 |
697 | I like a man who puts his work first. | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
698 | Catch you on the rebound? | 1.3785 | 0.04302 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
699 | That line didn't work yesterday, it's not going to work today, and it's not going to work tomorrow. | 1.3785 | 0.04402 | 214 | 152 | 43 | 19 |
700 | That’s some highball | 1.3785 | 0.04597 | 214 | 156 | 35 | 23 |
701 | Hey, didn't I see you here yesterday?...and the day before? | 1.3785 | 0.04038 | 214 | 145 | 57 | 12 |
702 | I would ask if you come here often, but that’s probably a sore spot. | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
703 | You’re late. I’ve already eaten. | 1.3785 | 0.04964 | 214 | 164 | 19 | 31 |
704 | y tho? | 1.3767 | 0.04856 | 215 | 163 | 23 | 29 |
705 | When do you get off work? | 1.3762 | 0.04796 | 202 | 149 | 30 | 23 |
706 | Hard worker", "steady job", and "eternally fit", but you look much younger in your profile picture | 1.3762 | 0.04366 | 202 | 141 | 46 | 15 |
707 | This is the punishment for seeing her again, but it was totally worth it | 1.3762 | 0.05047 | 202 | 154 | 20 | 28 |
708 | Your hors d'oeuvres madame. The farm fresh artisan cheese ball. Hand rolled for well..... my entire life. Bon appetit. | 1.3762 | 0.04532 | 202 | 144 | 40 | 18 |
709 | Sorry I already have a boyfriend | 1.3762 | 0.05143 | 202 | 156 | 16 | 30 |
710 | You think that’s tough, Sisyphus. Try teaching third grade on line. | 1.3757 | 0.04385 | 189 | 130 | 47 | 12 |
711 | You have about the same odds of success as I do of reaching the top of the corporate ladder | 1.3750 | 0.04563 | 200 | 143 | 39 | 18 |
712 | You might consider a life coach. | 1.3750 | 0.04279 | 200 | 138 | 49 | 13 |
713 | Is that the snowball from hell? | 1.3750 | 0.04563 | 200 | 143 | 39 | 18 |
714 | So I guess some of you old guys can still get it up, huh? | 1.3750 | 0.04452 | 200 | 141 | 43 | 16 |
715 | Well aren't you pushy. | 1.3750 | 0.04160 | 200 | 136 | 53 | 11 |
716 | Believe it or not this isn’t my worst date ever. | 1.3750 | 0.04160 | 200 | 136 | 53 | 11 |
717 | Lose the beard, wear a mask, maintain a six-feet gap, and wipe down that rock with hand sanitiser. Other than that, you're good to go. | 1.3750 | 0.04395 | 200 | 140 | 45 | 15 |
718 | And while you're at it, there's no paper in the women's | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
719 | I'll take another glass when you get a sec. | 1.3737 | 0.04705 | 198 | 144 | 34 | 20 |
720 | Is there a missus Sisyphus? | 1.3737 | 0.04061 | 198 | 133 | 56 | 9 |
721 | Order me a vodka, hold the rocks | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
722 | Join me for a Rolling Rock. | 1.3737 | 0.04759 | 198 | 145 | 32 | 21 |
723 | HMMM lets just roll with it and see what happens | 1.3737 | 0.04813 | 198 | 146 | 30 | 22 |
724 | If you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands. | 1.3737 | 0.04866 | 198 | 147 | 28 | 23 |
725 | All I'm saying, Sisyphus, is that there's more than one way to handle this situation. | 1.3737 | 0.04424 | 198 | 139 | 44 | 15 |
726 | Your damnation's been upgraded. From now on, I'll provide a running commentary on your performance. | 1.3737 | 0.04705 | 198 | 144 | 34 | 20 |
727 | Embrace the journey, right? | 1.3737 | 0.04482 | 198 | 140 | 42 | 16 |
728 | We’re either in a metaphor or a CrossFit class. | 1.3737 | 0.04366 | 198 | 138 | 46 | 14 |
729 | If that rock isn't a diamond, I don't want it. | 1.3737 | 0.05072 | 198 | 151 | 20 | 27 |
730 | Oh. Your rock looked bigger in the photo. | 1.3737 | 0.04482 | 198 | 140 | 42 | 16 |
731 | I feel like we’ve been here before. | 1.3737 | 0.04307 | 198 | 137 | 48 | 13 |
732 | When I said you might like Rolling Rock, I meant the beer | 1.3737 | 0.04482 | 198 | 140 | 42 | 16 |
733 | See you same time tomorrow. | 1.3735 | 0.04475 | 166 | 112 | 46 | 8 |
734 | Got a light? | 1.3731 | 0.04433 | 201 | 142 | 43 | 16 |
735 | Go ahead. Call me a “nasty woman” again. | 1.3724 | 0.04793 | 196 | 144 | 31 | 21 |
736 | They won't let you work at home? | 1.3724 | 0.04395 | 196 | 137 | 45 | 14 |
737 | Oh, I see. A little roll reversal makes you uncomfortable? | 1.3724 | 0.04454 | 196 | 138 | 43 | 15 |
738 | I liked the bathroom selfie better | 1.3724 | 0.05110 | 196 | 150 | 19 | 27 |
739 | That's nothing compared to MY uphill battle. | 1.3711 | 0.04239 | 194 | 133 | 50 | 11 |
740 | I'm very attracted to emotionally unavailable men. | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
741 | I told you I’m not waiting forever. | 1.3711 | 0.04543 | 194 | 138 | 40 | 16 |
742 | Didn't you just do that? | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
743 | Stan and Ollie? They're up ahead delivering a piano. | 1.3711 | 0.04543 | 194 | 138 | 40 | 16 |
744 | Sorry, but I've had my fill of up and down relationships. | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
745 | And I thought alcoholism was an uphill battle. | 1.3711 | 0.04363 | 194 | 135 | 46 | 13 |
746 | Have a drink. We pass this way but once. | 1.3711 | 0.04301 | 194 | 134 | 48 | 12 |
747 | Thank Zeus it's Friday! | 1.3711 | 0.04601 | 194 | 139 | 38 | 17 |
748 | No. It’s Thursday. But I know what you mean. | 1.3706 | 0.04256 | 197 | 136 | 49 | 12 |
749 | Oh yeah? Well, try wearing Spanx all day, buddy. | 1.3702 | 0.04369 | 181 | 124 | 47 | 10 |
750 | Screw Camus, I can make you happy. | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
751 | I would ask you to join me for a drink, but you seem to be on a roll | 1.3698 | 0.04454 | 192 | 135 | 43 | 14 |
752 | That's a big snowball you have there! | 1.3698 | 0.05189 | 192 | 148 | 17 | 27 |
753 | I said a BOLDER wine, you idiot | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
754 | Nice try, but the answer is still no. | 1.3698 | 0.04266 | 192 | 132 | 49 | 11 |
755 | For the fourteenth time, the answer is no! | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
756 | I’ve heard of big balls but this is RIDICULOUS! | 1.3698 | 0.05029 | 192 | 145 | 23 | 24 |
757 | Hello, haven't I seen you here before? | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
758 | My eternal task is a Martini on the rocks. | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
759 | You've got to be kidding. Every day? | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
760 | At least one of us isn't gathering any moss. | 1.3698 | 0.04330 | 192 | 133 | 47 | 12 |
761 | Stop by when you're done | 1.3698 | 0.04575 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 16 |
762 | Rock on! | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
763 | Impressive. What do you do to stay in shape? | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
764 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he has an existential crisis in mine | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
765 | How millennial women see old white guys trying to impress them. | 1.3698 | 0.04692 | 192 | 139 | 35 | 18 |
766 | Your profile said no baggage. | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
767 | Oh, I am not the only one who feels alone. | 1.3698 | 0.05083 | 192 | 146 | 21 | 25 |
768 | No thanks, I promised myself no more workaholics | 1.3698 | 0.04330 | 192 | 133 | 47 | 12 |
769 | Her: come by here often? Sisyphus: you have no idea | 1.3698 | 0.04515 | 192 | 136 | 41 | 15 |
770 | There’s an app for that. | 1.3692 | 0.04752 | 195 | 143 | 32 | 20 |
771 | You handle the pandemic your way; I'll handle it my way. | 1.3687 | 0.04587 | 198 | 143 | 37 | 18 |
772 | Take a break man, it's only a myth after all! | 1.3687 | 0.04474 | 198 | 141 | 41 | 16 |
773 | Doesn't that get old? | 1.3684 | 0.04785 | 190 | 139 | 32 | 19 |
774 | If you don't mind me saying, you appear to have a problem keeping it up. | 1.3684 | 0.04294 | 190 | 131 | 48 | 11 |
775 | Same time tomorrow, then? | 1.3684 | 0.04229 | 190 | 130 | 50 | 10 |
776 | This is the last time I use ' The Myth Makers' dating service. My last date was late because he kept flying too close to the sun." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F | 1.3684 | 0.05067 | 190 | 144 | 22 | 24 |
777 | Yes I know,I thought they wanted someone in a useless role. | 1.3684 | 0.05122 | 190 | 145 | 20 | 25 |
778 | ooh, your fly's open. | 1.3684 | 0.04607 | 190 | 136 | 38 | 16 |
779 | Take a break...I'm buyin'. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
780 | Let it go for one second, relax, have a peanut. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
781 | You know, at some point you need to just let it go! | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
782 | I'm just happy to meet a guy that can keep a job. | 1.3684 | 0.04095 | 190 | 128 | 54 | 8 |
783 | I think I preferred it halfway down. | 1.3684 | 0.05012 | 190 | 143 | 24 | 23 |
784 | C'mon, Arnie. You've got to learn to leave that shit at the office. | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
785 | Want to join me for a drink when you finish work? | 1.3684 | 0.04843 | 190 | 140 | 30 | 20 |
786 | How much longer do you think it'll be? | 1.3684 | 0.04667 | 190 | 137 | 36 | 17 |
787 | Oh yeah? Try having a kid! | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
788 | You missed Happy Hour. | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
789 | So, what's your sign? | 1.3684 | 0.04900 | 190 | 141 | 28 | 21 |
790 | It's an uphill battleground State. | 1.3684 | 0.04726 | 190 | 138 | 34 | 18 |
791 | When you're through with the martyr act, come buy a girl a drink. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
792 | 'You'll be right back.' Right, I've heard that one before. | 1.3684 | 0.04162 | 190 | 129 | 52 | 9 |
793 | Donald, I repeatedly warned you there were consequences for disrespecting women. | 1.3684 | 0.04843 | 190 | 140 | 30 | 20 |
794 | If you really want to rock my world, bring me more chips. | 1.3684 | 0.05012 | 190 | 143 | 24 | 23 |
795 | Karen, what’s yours? | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
796 | You think that’s hard? Try being single in your forties... | 1.3684 | 0.04607 | 190 | 136 | 38 | 16 |
797 | I'd love to have a drink with you, but I can't wait forever. | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
798 | ‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’ | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
799 | Hurry up Sisy! Happy Hour ends in 15 minutes! aption | 1.3684 | 0.05122 | 190 | 145 | 20 | 25 |
800 | Try doing it in spanx. | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
801 | It’s only rock´n roll | 1.3684 | 0.04843 | 190 | 140 | 30 | 20 |
802 | I'm just not sure that I can handle the ups and downs of this relationship. | 1.3670 | 0.04578 | 188 | 134 | 39 | 15 |
803 | I've seen you here before, haven't I? | 1.3665 | 0.04211 | 191 | 131 | 50 | 10 |
804 | It could be worse. Just last week my neighbor gave me a sourdough starter. | 1.3661 | 0.04600 | 183 | 130 | 39 | 14 |
805 | So nice to see you again! | 1.3656 | 0.04735 | 186 | 135 | 34 | 17 |
806 | Impressive, I see you've gathered no moss. | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
807 | Oh, your personal ad said ROLL playing. | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
808 | When you’ve got a second, I’m getting low on peanuts. | 1.3656 | 0.04735 | 186 | 135 | 34 | 17 |
809 | Welcome to the afterlife, where things are fair! I sip wine, while you roll that rock uphill until whichever comes first: eternity - or the day you figure out what's wrong with saying the woman candidate "just isn't likeable." | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
810 | Sure, I can wait. | 1.3656 | 0.04351 | 186 | 129 | 46 | 11 |
811 | Finally, a man who understands what it's like to be a woman in the workplace | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
812 | Isostone and isobar configuration | 1.3656 | 0.05368 | 186 | 146 | 12 | 28 |
813 | The delivery entrance is on the other side. | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
814 | Why don’t you join me when you’re done? | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
815 | Futile? Try dating during a pandemic. | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
816 | ca. 100 B.C. Sisyphus gifts syphilis unto humanity | 1.3656 | 0.05090 | 186 | 141 | 22 | 23 |
817 | Ya but I get paid 35% less. | 1.3656 | 0.04417 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
818 | Yeah, we’ll I’m sleeping my way to the top. | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
819 | Even Sisyphus took a break for happy hour | 1.3656 | 0.04417 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
820 | 8 more weeks till Election Day. | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
821 | Please respect my need for social-distancing | 1.3656 | 0.05090 | 186 | 141 | 22 | 23 |
822 | Again with the boulder? | 1.3656 | 0.04284 | 186 | 128 | 48 | 10 |
823 | You won’t believe the view from our Skyline bar. | 1.3656 | 0.05203 | 186 | 143 | 18 | 25 |
824 | How’s your version of eternity going? | 1.3656 | 0.04673 | 186 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
825 | No, I’m relieved! I thought you said syphilis. | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
826 | I know how you feel; no matter how much I drink, my glass stays full. | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
827 | You look a bit overwhelmed. Why don’t I call a competent goddess who can help you with that? | 1.3656 | 0.05258 | 186 | 144 | 16 | 26 |
828 | The rock looked bigger in your profile pic | 1.3656 | 0.04735 | 186 | 135 | 34 | 17 |
829 | At least there isn’t snow, then our kids would never believe us when we complained | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
830 | You always find something to do right before we sit down for dinner. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
831 | I TOLD them to spell out B.Y.O.B. | 1.3651 | 0.04798 | 189 | 139 | 31 | 19 |
832 | Finally! What kept you? | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
833 | Could you please hand me the remote? | 1.3651 | 0.05027 | 189 | 143 | 23 | 23 |
834 | I feel your pain,I've been sitting here for ages" | 1.3651 | 0.04857 | 189 | 140 | 29 | 20 |
835 | Come have a drink with me after you get it to the top. | 1.3651 | 0.05138 | 189 | 145 | 19 | 25 |
836 | Yeah. Right. Just leave me sitting here, by myself. | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
837 | And I have to get the check? | 1.3651 | 0.05083 | 189 | 144 | 21 | 24 |
838 | Name's Pandora, I'll see you on your next round. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
839 | Me? trying to find a decent man. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
840 | Oh, my gosh! That is styrofoam, right? | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
841 | What do you mean you never take a break? Does your boss think he's God? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
842 | What are the chances? Twice in the same week! | 1.3651 | 0.04103 | 189 | 128 | 53 | 8 |
843 | You again? Ever hear the definition of insanity? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
844 | glad you don't believe in masks too! | 1.3651 | 0.05138 | 189 | 145 | 19 | 25 |
845 | Gee mister, I thought you were only a myth. | 1.3651 | 0.04304 | 189 | 131 | 47 | 11 |
846 | So, what is the meaning of Life? | 1.3651 | 0.05027 | 189 | 143 | 23 | 23 |
847 | Gym still closed? | 1.3651 | 0.04304 | 189 | 131 | 47 | 11 |
848 | Ooh, a crossfit guy, huh? | 1.3651 | 0.04238 | 189 | 130 | 49 | 10 |
849 | OK Boomer, but I think there's an app for that. | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
850 | Sure I date older men. But you look like you've got enough on your hands right now. | 1.3651 | 0.04432 | 189 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
851 | I think I saw you already,...anyway go up and the boss will see you, the position is still open, good luck! | 1.3651 | 0.04971 | 189 | 142 | 25 | 22 |
852 | Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
853 | Well, at least this is going better than my date with Prometheus. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
854 | That ‘one’ thing you had left to finish at work before meeting me is taking a while, isn’t it? | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
855 | Hey old timer, you know there’s a app for that. | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
856 | You think that’s hard? Try breaking through a glass ceiling? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
857 | I know you're slammed right now, but could you grab me a lemon water on your way back down? | 1.3651 | 0.04739 | 189 | 138 | 33 | 18 |
858 | I love your persistence. Do you come here often? | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
859 | And when you’re finished, could you break my glass ceiling? | 1.3646 | 0.04507 | 192 | 137 | 40 | 15 |
860 | You come this way often? | 1.3641 | 0.04579 | 184 | 131 | 39 | 14 |
861 | So... you come around here often ? | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
862 | Excuse me, I really need a drink, could you please keep this here for me? | 1.3632 | 0.04892 | 190 | 142 | 27 | 21 |
863 | It’s rare to find a man who can commit to something. | 1.3627 | 0.04303 | 193 | 135 | 46 | 12 |
864 | When you're done, how about joining me for a drink? | 1.3626 | 0.04742 | 182 | 132 | 34 | 16 |
865 | Yeah, I wasn’t cut out for a desk job either. | 1.3626 | 0.04546 | 182 | 129 | 40 | 13 |
866 | Well, if it isn't good ol' Charlie Brown -- it must be 60 years now! Why not sit down for a little psychiatric help? | 1.3626 | 0.04478 | 182 | 128 | 42 | 12 |
867 | Of all the gin joints in the world you roll into mine! | 1.3626 | 0.04410 | 182 | 127 | 44 | 11 |
868 | You come by here often? | 1.3611 | 0.04298 | 180 | 124 | 47 | 9 |
869 | I can handle the OCD but the Duck Dynasty look has to go. | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
870 | Intriguing, but not what I had in mind when I ordered a highball. | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
871 | If you run into Zeus, tell him Kathy said "Hi." | 1.3611 | 0.04298 | 180 | 124 | 47 | 9 |
872 | Wouldn't be easier to deflate it first? | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
873 | Hey. What time to you get off? | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
874 | Can I get a menu? | 1.3602 | 0.04848 | 186 | 138 | 29 | 19 |
875 | How’s toxic masculinity working out for you? | 1.3598 | 0.04487 | 189 | 135 | 40 | 14 |
876 | Clearly you misunderstood me when I asked you o join me for a High -Ball | 1.3596 | 0.04747 | 178 | 129 | 34 | 15 |
877 | Are you sure that this is not the top of Mount Olympus? Damn it... . | 1.3596 | 0.05315 | 178 | 138 | 16 | 24 |
878 | You should try to work on your work-life balance. | 1.3596 | 0.04611 | 178 | 127 | 38 | 13 |
879 | Try dating in your 40s. | 1.3587 | 0.04233 | 184 | 127 | 48 | 9 |
880 | Please, You must sign in and have your temperature taken. the | 1.3587 | 0.05293 | 184 | 144 | 14 | 26 |
881 | Oh, I love a man who works hard to impress me | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
882 | I’ve been waiting an eternity for you. | 1.3580 | 0.04356 | 176 | 122 | 45 | 9 |
883 | If you think that's bad, I have to wait for someone to take my order for all eternity. | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
884 | Actually, I liked it better in the basement. | 1.3580 | 0.04783 | 176 | 128 | 33 | 15 |
885 | What a coincidence! I call my little wine bar, "A Hard Place." | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
886 | Sez who? | 1.3580 | 0.05174 | 176 | 134 | 21 | 21 |
887 | I've got a treat for you when you are done... | 1.3580 | 0.04714 | 176 | 127 | 35 | 14 |
888 | I like how you roll. | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
889 | My last boyfriend was a workaholic, too. | 1.3580 | 0.04047 | 176 | 118 | 53 | 5 |
890 | Are you going to roll that rock up the hill for eternity,or are you going to join me for a drink? | 1.3580 | 0.05047 | 176 | 132 | 25 | 19 |
891 | I don’t know…I think I liked the other boulder better. | 1.3580 | 0.04645 | 176 | 126 | 37 | 13 |
892 | It’s always, no baby, I’ve gotta work... can’t you just sit and enjoy dinner for once | 1.3580 | 0.04574 | 176 | 125 | 39 | 12 |
893 | You know it's happy hour, right? | 1.3580 | 0.04356 | 176 | 122 | 45 | 9 |
894 | That isn't the kind of big rock a girl wants on her finger, S. | 1.3571 | 0.05162 | 182 | 140 | 19 | 23 |
895 | That’ll be 10 drachmas for you, Sis, and 10 for your pal there, but I need to see his photo I.D. | 1.3571 | 0.05279 | 182 | 142 | 15 | 25 |
896 | If I had a name like Sisyphus, I’d have a chip on my shoulder too. | 1.3571 | 0.04921 | 182 | 136 | 27 | 19 |
897 | You come around here often? | 1.3563 | 0.04535 | 174 | 123 | 40 | 11 |
898 | So what exactly is it that you do? | 1.3563 | 0.04310 | 174 | 120 | 46 | 8 |
899 | Wow! My story’s similar...I was dishonest and condemned to eternity at a single’s bar. | 1.3563 | 0.04461 | 174 | 122 | 42 | 10 |
900 | You set the bar too high. | 1.3563 | 0.05022 | 174 | 130 | 26 | 18 |
901 | You're just like my ex, afraid to ask for directions. | 1.3563 | 0.04679 | 174 | 125 | 36 | 13 |
902 | It’s called the American Dream. Just keep up the hard work and you’ll be like me soon enough! | 1.3563 | 0.04819 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
903 | You should try it in heels. | 1.3563 | 0.04608 | 174 | 124 | 38 | 12 |
904 | OH! You must be the Postmaster General. | 1.3552 | 0.04311 | 183 | 128 | 45 | 10 |
905 | I asked the waiter for a highball - careful what you wish for! | 1.3552 | 0.05138 | 183 | 141 | 19 | 23 |
906 | So, do you spend eternity here often? | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
907 | Yodel, first, so it looks like an accident. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
908 | No, I didn’t lie about my age, it just took me longer than expected to get here. | 1.3547 | 0.04926 | 172 | 127 | 29 | 16 |
909 | I'm here on a blind date. Want to switch places? | 1.3547 | 0.04493 | 172 | 121 | 41 | 10 |
910 | Don't you think everything feels a little lighter at happy hour? | 1.3547 | 0.04416 | 172 | 120 | 43 | 9 |
911 | Just wait until you check out the glass ceiling. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
912 | Want my advice? Paint a face on it and give it a name.” | 1.3547 | 0.04416 | 172 | 120 | 43 | 9 |
913 | I swear I’ve seen you here before! | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
914 | The rock looked a lot bigger on your Tinder profile. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
915 | I told you, the answer is still no. | 1.3547 | 0.04339 | 172 | 119 | 45 | 8 |
916 | Now you know how it feels to be home schooling the kids. | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
917 | Weren’t you here yesterday? | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
918 | It’s better to rock then it is to roll, or is it? | 1.3547 | 0.05324 | 172 | 133 | 17 | 22 |
919 | didn't you notice the elevator down there? | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
920 | Hate to break this to you, pal: once you get to the top, it's all downhill from there | 1.3547 | 0.04493 | 172 | 121 | 41 | 10 |
921 | Sisyphus? Funny....your boulder looked bigger in your profile pic. | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
922 | Just think how much harder it would be if it was a cube! | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
923 | Ah, c'mon. One little drink's not going to hurt. | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
924 | My drink refills every time I finish it. So I get it. | 1.3529 | 0.04601 | 170 | 121 | 38 | 11 |
925 | Oh nothing....let it slide..... | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
926 | You're back! Care for a peanut | 1.3529 | 0.04750 | 170 | 123 | 34 | 13 |
927 | A hard rock is good to find.. | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
928 | I guess it goes without saying, you do come here often | 1.3529 | 0.04447 | 170 | 119 | 42 | 9 |
929 | I changed my mind—I’ll have it neat. | 1.3529 | 0.04750 | 170 | 123 | 34 | 13 |
930 | It’s sexier when you carry it on your shoulders | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
931 | Come and join me when you're done. | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
932 | I took the elevator. It's around the corner. | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
933 | How do you say déjà vu in Greek? | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
934 | Well,my drink is refilled for eternity,so we all have our burdens. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
935 | Roll past here often?" | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
936 | Come join me when you finish work. | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
937 | I think you misunderstood me when I said I like to get stoned. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
938 | Hey, Sisyphus, why not join me for a drink? You know that rock is just going to roll back down anyway. | 1.3512 | 0.04399 | 168 | 117 | 43 | 8 |
939 | Why don’t you drop everything and come over for a drink? | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
940 | Your picture on Boulderpushers.com made you look a lot younger. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
941 | So what do you do? | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
942 | You’re trying too hard. “On the rocks” just means “over ice.” | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
943 | Join me - I majored in Futility at Vassar." | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
944 | It feels like I’m between a rock and a hard place. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
945 | Oh. When I read "high roller" on your Tinder profile, I thought you just liked taking risks. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
946 | Sorry, that rock is not due till next Thursday. Can you come back then or just hold? | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
947 | I wish I had a meaningful job. | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
948 | Now try doing it backwards, in heels. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
949 | I would let you buy me a drink, but you are almost over the hill. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
950 | Trying to avoid me seems even more Sisyphean. | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
951 | Oh...thanks, but I said, "no olive". | 1.3512 | 0.05145 | 168 | 127 | 23 | 18 |
952 | Honey when you finish the landscaping I have a few more little tasks on my to do list | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
953 | Would you be open to carbon dating? | 1.3512 | 0.05076 | 168 | 126 | 25 | 17 |
954 | If it didn’t impress me the first time... | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
955 | Sorry, I said on the rocks. Plural. | 1.3512 | 0.04399 | 168 | 117 | 43 | 8 |
956 | Thas' a great idea myther. Sys' wif' us and we'll both have another on the rocks. | 1.3512 | 0.05349 | 168 | 130 | 17 | 21 |
957 | I’m teaching common core math over zoom this fall so... same. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
958 | That’s right, you can exchange the boulder for a stimulus check, at the top of the mountain. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
959 | One more mile and then take a left. | 1.3512 | 0.04399 | 168 | 117 | 43 | 8 |
960 | The rich took the throne I built off my stone | 1.3512 | 0.05415 | 168 | 131 | 15 | 22 |
961 | How does it feel? I don’t know, you tell me” | 1.3512 | 0.05349 | 168 | 130 | 17 | 21 |
962 | You've done this before, haven't you? | 1.3509 | 0.04727 | 171 | 124 | 34 | 13 |
963 | Good to see you again, same time next week? | 1.3506 | 0.04739 | 174 | 127 | 33 | 14 |
964 | Which fraternity are you pledging? | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
965 | ....and that was a little about myself! What do you do? | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
966 | Well, you're certainly persistent. | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
967 | I thought it would beat a monkey on my back... | 1.3494 | 0.05395 | 166 | 129 | 16 | 21 |
968 | I admire your perseverance...and your thighs. | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
969 | Oh, you have a job? Hi, I'm Susan. | 1.3494 | 0.04429 | 166 | 116 | 42 | 8 |
970 | After one drink, it's all downhill for me. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
971 | Sure, I’ll trade. But you’re really gonna hate the pickup lines. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
972 | Ohhhhh... I thought you said syphilis! | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
973 | No thanks. I prefer it neat. | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
974 | You should take a load off, sit down, have a drink. The valet can park your rock, that thing will never make it to the top. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
975 | Night after night I come here trying to meet somebody, but I never seem to get anywhere. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
976 | It’s you again. | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
977 | Did you order an Old Grand Dad on the rocks? | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
978 | Can I get you another Rolling Rock? | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
979 | Really? You look too young to be a Rolling Stone! | 1.3494 | 0.04670 | 166 | 119 | 36 | 11 |
980 | I'd buy you a drink, but it looks like you've got your hands full | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
981 | Where should I place it? | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
982 | Ooh! Condemned by Zeus for all eternity! Buy me a drink, Bad Boy? | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
983 | You try living on champagne and pretzels for an eternity. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
984 | Now you know how we Americans are feeling. | 1.3494 | 0.05046 | 166 | 124 | 26 | 16 |
985 | Did you say you were Mick or Keith?” | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
986 | That’s a pretty audacious pickup line, but I’ve heard boulder. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
987 | Can You grab me another drink when you come back down | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
988 | Me? Oh, I used to work in Finance but I packed it in. I wanted to do something that was a little more valuable for humanity. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
989 | Stop for a drink, you can worry about your debt snowball later | 1.3494 | 0.05188 | 166 | 126 | 22 | 18 |
990 | Come this way often? | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
991 | So, what do you do for fun? | 1.3488 | 0.04327 | 172 | 120 | 44 | 8 |
992 | I can help you get it up. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
993 | I like it better when you go down. | 1.3488 | 0.04916 | 172 | 128 | 28 | 16 |
994 | Say Butterfingers, you know what the definition of insanity is, doncha? | 1.3486 | 0.04854 | 175 | 130 | 29 | 16 |
995 | Having trouble getting it up? | 1.3486 | 0.04786 | 175 | 129 | 31 | 15 |
996 | If you think that's hard, you've never had to endure a 3 hour Zoom meeting. | 1.3486 | 0.04575 | 175 | 126 | 37 | 12 |
997 | If you think that’s hard you should try doing it backwards in heels. | 1.3486 | 0.04354 | 175 | 123 | 43 | 9 |
998 | Rolling stones? Nah, I can’t get no satisfaction out of it. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
999 | I feel the same way every time that I lift this glass. | 1.3481 | 0.05074 | 158 | 117 | 27 | 14 |
1000 | I'm from Boulder. You? | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
1001 | Would you like a roll while you wait? | 1.3476 | 0.05087 | 164 | 123 | 25 | 16 |
1002 | No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service. | 1.3476 | 0.04544 | 164 | 116 | 39 | 9 |
1003 | People probably tell you this all the time, but you've got great legs. | 1.3476 | 0.04705 | 164 | 118 | 35 | 11 |
1004 | Yeah, I used to do the whole push-the-boulder-uphill-til-it-slips-last-minute-and-rolls-all-the-way-back-down-again thing.” Sheila paused to swig back another mouthful of garbage merlot. “Anyway, can I interest you in these fabulous Amway products? | 1.3476 | 0.05087 | 164 | 123 | 25 | 16 |
1005 | Early man getting the ball rolling on a first date. It was an uphill battle. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
1006 | Yeah, well, finding a good man is hard too! | 1.3471 | 0.04356 | 170 | 119 | 43 | 8 |
1007 | I like a man with a strong work ethic. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1008 | I've seen you before. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1009 | I can introduce you to some other futile and unrewarding obsessions if you're up for it. | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1010 | I see you can do it, but why? | 1.3471 | 0.04954 | 170 | 127 | 27 | 16 |
1011 | And you really expect me to believe you can get it up this far without Viagra? | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1012 | And that’s when I decided to go into marketing. But anyways, enough about me. What do you do? | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1013 | Sissy Fuss? What kind of name is that for a big strong mountain man like you? | 1.3471 | 0.04436 | 170 | 120 | 41 | 9 |
1014 | You forgot the olives. | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1015 | Are you here for the Rolling Stones event? | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1016 | As I said, if you want to go any further you need a mask. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1017 | ‘You call that Sisyphean? Try dating in New York.’ | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1018 | You’re the persistent type. I like that. | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1019 | Thanks, but I prefer it straight up. | 1.3468 | 0.04535 | 173 | 124 | 38 | 11 |
1020 | We women struggle with different myths. | 1.3468 | 0.04891 | 173 | 129 | 28 | 16 |
1021 | Does Apple Watch track everlasting torment now? | 1.3468 | 0.04752 | 173 | 127 | 32 | 14 |
1022 | Don’t worry, a certain stable genius will be taking your place very shortly. | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
1023 | You got it easy honey, try drinking alone for eternity | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
1024 | Impressive. So how come everyone calls you Sissy? | 1.3457 | 0.04577 | 162 | 115 | 38 | 9 |
1025 | Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on | 1.3457 | 0.05491 | 162 | 127 | 14 | 21 |
1026 | Where’s your mask, Sir? | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1027 | Once you reach the top, it's all downhill from there | 1.3455 | 0.04760 | 165 | 120 | 33 | 12 |
1028 | Yes old man, this is heaven, and I am your first stop" | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1029 | I'm always interested in a guy with an eternal job. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1030 | Glad I ordered mine up. | 1.3452 | 0.05065 | 168 | 127 | 24 | 17 |
1031 | I'm sure I've seen you here before. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1032 | Are you some kind of parable? | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1033 | Don’t panic, this is just a bad dream. When you wake up back in the Land of Misogyny, I’ll still be the one pushing the boulder up the mountain. | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1034 | Oh you want to talk self-inflicted eternal punishment? Try believing in democracy. | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1035 | ... honey, did you asked on the rocks? | 1.3452 | 0.05471 | 168 | 133 | 12 | 23 |
1036 | Keep on going, man. You need to fully realize what it’s like to be a woman in the professional world | 1.3452 | 0.04922 | 168 | 125 | 28 | 15 |
1037 | Yes. I'm real. | 1.3450 | 0.04174 | 171 | 118 | 47 | 6 |
1038 | I’m here to watch the futility of it all. | 1.3450 | 0.04788 | 171 | 126 | 31 | 14 |
1039 | Let it go Sisyphus, let it go... | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1040 | ETERNAL LOVE | 1.3450 | 0.05135 | 171 | 131 | 21 | 19 |
1041 | I like a man who understands commitment. | 1.3450 | 0.04255 | 171 | 119 | 45 | 7 |
1042 | I'd let you buy me a drink, but I heard you can't get it up. | 1.3438 | 0.05174 | 160 | 121 | 23 | 16 |
1043 | I’m sorry, your reservation has been moved to tomorrow- come back then. | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
1044 | Can you bring me some ice on your way back down? | 1.3438 | 0.04257 | 160 | 110 | 45 | 5 |
1045 | A little to the left so it doesn't block the view. | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1046 | Fancy seeing you here again. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1047 | That’s some rock. Who’s the lucky lady? | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1048 | Some freelancing, finishing grad school. You? | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1049 | It'll never work. We have different definitions of 'letting it go'. | 1.3438 | 0.04437 | 160 | 112 | 41 | 7 |
1050 | In my case, I perpetually receive messages from my date telling me he'll be 5 minutes late. | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1051 | I'll be right here when you get off work. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1052 | Wouldn’t Pilates be easier? | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
1053 | Oh, 'Sisyphus'! I thought you said 'syphilis.' | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1054 | Ma'am, where can I place your Barney's boulder? | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1055 | That's your hell; mine is to have a first date with you every time you head back down. | 1.3438 | 0.05174 | 160 | 121 | 23 | 16 |
1056 | When you finally embrace the absurdity of it all, let's have a drink! | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1057 | So, what would you do if he calls you a sissy? | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1058 | So, no tips for you... | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1059 | Hey ol man, you’re BALLER! | 1.3438 | 0.05397 | 160 | 124 | 17 | 19 |
1060 | You missed happy hour again, Sisyphus. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1061 | So, where was I? | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1062 | Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I don't find anything absurd or meaningless about eternal Martinis. | 1.3436 | 0.04636 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
1063 | Did you bring your receipt? | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1064 | Thank god, I thought they said, "Syphilis is coming for you." | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1065 | Most men your age can't get it up. | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1066 | may I help you, Sir? | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1067 | It’s lonely at the top | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1068 | sorry no mask, no entry! | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1069 | You must be one of those essential workers? | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1070 | I appreciate the effort, but I was thinking just a couple ice cubes. | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1071 | I ordered the granite, not the quartz, I think I’m going to have to send this back | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1072 | Don’t mind me. I’m just isolating until the presidential election is over. | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
1073 | I definitely misinterpreted the “Live Rolling Stones Performance” sign | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1074 | Tell me again why this is “Essential Work”? | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1075 | When I look at you I get deja vu. | 1.3432 | 0.04969 | 169 | 127 | 26 | 16 |
1076 | Wow, bould move. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1077 | The usual? | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1078 | Join me for a drink when you're done." | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
1079 | Persephone sent me to ask you if you’d like a second ball to feel like you finally have a pair? | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
1080 | I‘m having a deja vu. | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1081 | So, come here often? lol, of course you do. You’re sisyphus - You’ve been rolling that boulder for like forever. I’m Annette. | 1.3418 | 0.05061 | 158 | 118 | 26 | 14 |
1082 | Looks like you | 1.3418 | 0.05519 | 158 | 124 | 14 | 20 |
1083 | If you would like to have a lot more fun but not live quite as long, let me know. | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
1084 | Take a load off and join me! | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1085 | I did say two Rolling Rocks. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1086 | Come here endlessly? | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1087 | -How do you like the role change? I enjoy my drink and you work like a slave. | 1.3418 | 0.05061 | 158 | 118 | 26 | 14 |
1088 | You think that's absurd? They charged me thirty bucks for this glass of merlot. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1089 | If you have the time, I have the inclination. | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
1090 | Oh, I see you’re into CrossFit. I’m surprised you hadn’t mentioned it before. | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
1091 | Why the long face? | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1092 | 'You think that's hard? Try dating.' | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1093 | Sal called and wants his rolling stone back. | 1.3413 | 0.04476 | 167 | 119 | 39 | 9 |
1094 | My last boyfriend was a Democrat. I don't know why, but futility really turns me on. | 1.3413 | 0.04788 | 167 | 123 | 31 | 13 |
1095 | Just so you know, it's lonely at the top. | 1.3400 | 0.04808 | 150 | 108 | 33 | 9 |
1096 | OK, one more time, but I won't wait for you after that Sisyphus. | 1.3397 | 0.04592 | 156 | 111 | 37 | 8 |
1097 | No, I said I wanted my drink on the rocks | 1.3396 | 0.04535 | 159 | 113 | 38 | 8 |
1098 | You never finish anything Sisyphus | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1099 | I get half | 1.3395 | 0.05266 | 162 | 125 | 19 | 18 |
1100 | SOME of us are trying to enjoy our eternity | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1101 | The dating scene around here is a real uphill battle. | 1.3393 | 0.05002 | 112 | 77 | 32 | 3 |
1102 | Have you tried imagining yourself happy? | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1103 | If you're into exercising in futility, how about asking me out on a date? | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1104 | The games been looking for a big roller. | 1.3377 | 0.05545 | 154 | 121 | 14 | 19 |
1105 | My boyfriend said he would be a little while. That was ten years ago. | 1.3377 | 0.05468 | 154 | 120 | 16 | 18 |
1106 | Dad, you're stuck in the stone age. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
1107 | Maybe I’ve set the bar a little too high. | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1108 | You again? You're boulder than I thought. | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1109 | I know it may be hard, but everyone is required to sign in | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1110 | Well, it took you long enough. I've been waitng here for ages. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1111 | Can you just stop doing whatever you are doing and join me for a drink. | 1.3377 | 0.05230 | 154 | 117 | 22 | 15 |
1112 | Lets talk on your way back. | 1.3377 | 0.04343 | 154 | 107 | 42 | 5 |
1113 | Hey, when you get to the top, would you tell the bartender I'd like another one? On the rocks, of course. | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1114 | My, this is your second rock today...but it's my third glass. | 1.3377 | 0.05065 | 154 | 115 | 26 | 13 |
1115 | You sure come here often | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1116 | Wow! You must do CrossFit! | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1117 | You may make $1.00 to every $.80 I make, but only one of us keeps doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1118 | It will all be over November 4 th | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
1119 | I said I want you to move mountains for me | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1120 | And guys call me high maintenance. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1121 | May I gently suggest maintaining a respectable distance during handoff to the orange fellow | 1.3375 | 0.05458 | 160 | 126 | 14 | 20 |
1122 | Hi again." | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1123 | So, you come up here often? | 1.3375 | 0.04148 | 160 | 110 | 46 | 4 |
1124 | Atlas already got the part | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1125 | And I thought my personal trainer was tough. | 1.3357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 97 | 39 | 4 |
1126 | Sisyphus, Schmisyphus. How 'bout a teeny, tiny martooni? | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1127 | My punishment is unavailable men. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
1128 | You’ll be right back? I’ve heard that one before. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
1129 | When are you done working? | 1.3333 | 0.05009 | 156 | 117 | 26 | 13 |
1130 | This isn't really about rolling a silly stone up a hill, now is it? | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
1131 | Sure, call me when you get off work. | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
1132 | boulder of a regretful past or guilty future, sire? | 1.3333 | 0.05407 | 150 | 116 | 18 | 16 |
1133 | Oh, I thought the rock was theoretical when we spoke online. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
1134 | Mondays, am I right? | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
1135 | So your situations hopeless also | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
1136 | It is so easy. Even a caveman can do it. | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
1137 | Hey Sisyphus, next time can you roll up an olive? | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1138 | Are you going to be much longer? | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
1139 | It's great to be a woman, isn't it? | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1140 | Are you more of a city or country person? | 1.3312 | 0.05532 | 154 | 122 | 13 | 19 |
1141 | What do you mean 'do I come here often'? | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1142 | Got a match? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
1143 | Yes. Actually I do come here often. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
1144 | So it’s been an uphill battle for you,too, huh? | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
1145 | Haven't we met? | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
1146 | I take it you're a regular here. | 1.3311 | 0.04434 | 148 | 104 | 39 | 5 |
1147 | Not what I mean't when I said "on the rocks." | 1.3311 | 0.05372 | 148 | 114 | 19 | 15 |
1148 | How’s that philosophy workin’ for you? | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
1149 | Shall I have them hold our table? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
1150 | Have you tried working smarter...? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
1151 | I know...my job has its ups and downs too | 1.3311 | 0.04434 | 148 | 104 | 39 | 5 |
1152 | My spin instructor always tells me the downhill portion will be worth the climb. | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
1153 | I tweeted about pushing a rock up a hill earlier so I feel you. | 1.3311 | 0.05457 | 148 | 115 | 17 | 16 |
1154 | I've been waiting for you my whole life. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1155 | I have it worse. Zeus made the open bar all non-alcoholic. | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
1156 | Oh, you know — same old, same old. | 1.3289 | 0.04455 | 152 | 108 | 38 | 6 |
1157 | Pretty impressive, but the real challenge is doing it for .20 less per dollar. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1158 | I've seen you here several times before... | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1159 | So this is the reason you couldn't grab a drink? | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
1160 | Why yes, I do come here often. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1161 | Do you ever feel like this speed dating is a lot of effort for nothing? | 1.3288 | 0.04466 | 146 | 103 | 38 | 5 |
1162 | You know, you're an allegory, right? | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1163 | So, what are you doing after work? | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1164 | You keep quoting Camus, honey, and I'll keep drinking my cosmo. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
1165 | First man to reach the top buys me another drink. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1166 | It’s just a rock. What’s the big phus? | 1.3288 | 0.05421 | 146 | 113 | 18 | 15 |
1167 | Work From Home - Expectation vs. Reality | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1168 | They told me to get a little bolder when trying to impress women... I sure do hope this is what they meant. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
1169 | I'm just here to tantalize. | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1170 | I'd really like to see you again. | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1171 | All my relationships end the same way. I keep making the same mistake, do you have any idea what that is like? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1172 | Why don't you drop what you're doing and take a load off? | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1173 | Is it me, or does everything about you say ‘available’ | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1174 | Wanna trade one vicious cycle for another? | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1175 | I have this weird feeling that I'll see you again. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1176 | Haven't I seen you here yesterday? | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1177 | It's been forever! | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1178 | Hey, it’s not rock science. Keep pushing. Repeat. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1179 | 'Sisyphus?' Oh, I thought you said something else. No problem then, I like a man who keeps fit. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1180 | Can I buy you a beer? Perhaps a "Rolling Rock." | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1181 | Retire? Never! You have to stay busy. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1182 | Hey there mister, come here often? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1183 | Do you believe in love at first visual metaphor? | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1184 | I know how you feel. Every time I've almost finished my wine, the bartender tops me off! | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1185 | You know, there's an easier way to get a Highball." | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1186 | What do you mean you'll always be too busy to join me for a drink ? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1187 | Huh! Look at that, both of us are trying to get high. Cheers. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1188 | Now try it backwards, in heels. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1189 | Sit for a minute? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1190 | Relax. After Happy Hour it’s all downhill. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1191 | You look a bit hairier than your profile shot. | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1192 | Say, weren't you pushing that same rock the last time I was here? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1193 | What kind of name is that? | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1194 | I love a man who works out. | 1.3267 | 0.05224 | 150 | 115 | 21 | 14 |
1195 | You think gravity's a bitch, | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1196 | Its more than six feet wide - if we keep it between us we'll be ok. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1197 | Yeah, I've got a job like that too. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1198 | Thanks, but I’m with Tantalus. He stepped out for a drink. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1199 | I asked for lime not limestone. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1200 | Just call me "A Hard Place," honey | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1201 | It's always nice to see another regular! | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1202 | So, let me know when you are no longer in a committed relationship. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1203 | I can't believe they call this a 'sports bar.' | 1.3267 | 0.05309 | 150 | 116 | 19 | 15 |
1204 | I hope you're not the High Roller I heard about. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1205 | Hi, I’m Sysiphus. Hold that drink - back before you know it! | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1206 | Sorry...getting stoned isn’t what I had in mind. I’m more of a wine gal. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1207 | Oh, I thought you said you have syphilis. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1208 | Funny how we both keep doing the same thing everyday. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1209 | Wow gentrification has really reached new heights | 1.3267 | 0.05475 | 150 | 118 | 15 | 17 |
1210 | Want to borrow my over the shoulder boulder holder? | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1211 | You know, it just feels like it’s always wine o’clock, it never ends, you know what I mean? | 1.3267 | 0.04386 | 150 | 106 | 39 | 5 |
1212 | ‘I mean, what’s the purpose of it all’ | 1.3267 | 0.04386 | 150 | 106 | 39 | 5 |
1213 | You’re Tinder profile is quite misleading Atlas. | 1.3267 | 0.05393 | 150 | 117 | 17 | 16 |
1214 | If only Dark series was true 😉 @netflix @netflix_in @darknetflix | 1.3267 | 0.05715 | 150 | 121 | 9 | 20 |
1215 | Good to see you again! | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1216 | Spend some time with me, and I can make your life even more hopeless. | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
1217 | We should do this again tomorrow. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1218 | They told me I'd meet a rock star if I sat here, but this is just silly. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
1219 | I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing. | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1220 | When you're done with that, remember to take out the garbage. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1221 | I appreciate the effort, but this is not what I meant about making bolder moves in our relationship. | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1222 | I’ve asked for another cocktail at least three times now. Do you ever feel like you’re repeating yourself over and over again? | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
1223 | Take a break, Sy, it's gonna roll down anyway | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
1224 | I want you to know that I posted my support of your efforts on my homepage | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1225 | Don't you hate these curses? I got this bottomless glass of Saint Emilion. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
1226 | I like a man with steady work. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
1227 | Same old, same old, eh? | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1228 | Seems pointless, doesn't it | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1229 | A high roller. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1230 | Are you kidding? I love rock n' roll. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1231 | Bring me some ice if you get above the snow line this time | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
1232 | Ugh, I am not impressed . Now the other guy that was in here earlier invented something he called the wheel. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1233 | I can't help but think that I've seen you before? | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1234 | What’s an old guy like you doing building a snowman in a place like this? | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1235 | How Sisyphus got Syphilis. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1236 | Can I buy you a drink? Let me guess, you're a Rolling Rock guy? | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1237 | I'll tell you my story if you tell me yours. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1238 | You misunderstood me. I said I wanted you to be bolder. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1239 | Leg day? | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1240 | What’s a myth like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1241 | On second thought, cancel the Rolling Rock. I'll have a PBR. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1242 | Feels like I’m the only one really carrying this conversation. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1243 | I actually ordered it neat. | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
1244 | It feels like it’s always one step forward and ten steps back with you. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1245 | I said shaken not rolled! | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1246 | Take a load off, honey That rock will still be there tomorrow. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
1247 | Good to see you again. Same time tomorrow? | 1.3214 | 0.04564 | 140 | 100 | 35 | 5 |
1248 | Serves you right for telling Tinder you’re 35 and 6’2”. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
1249 | You come by here often. What do you do for a living? | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1250 | Okay boomer. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
1251 | I just love the man who is capable of moving the world for me! | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
1252 | Next, try it in heels. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
1253 | Catch you on the flip flop | 1.3214 | 0.05390 | 140 | 108 | 19 | 13 |
1254 | You think your job is tough? I have to make believe I'm enjoying myself! | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
1255 | Just remember that ignoring my texts will make the rest of eternity really awkward. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1256 | When you’re finished, I could use more nuts. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
1257 | She must have had one hellova lawyer.. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1258 | Ooh, I do love a pointless obsession. | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
1259 | I already feel like we have so much in common. | 1.3194 | 0.04586 | 144 | 104 | 34 | 6 |
1260 | On second thought, I think that one looks better at the bottom. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1261 | I see you pass by here a lot, Sisyphus. Why not take a load off? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1262 | We have to stop meeting like this. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1263 | If you're not busy, want to buy a girl a drink? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1264 | I was waiting for Godot, but if you happen to be free . . . | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1265 | What's a Sisyphus like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3188 | 0.05725 | 138 | 110 | 12 | 16 |
1266 | Why don't we get together next time? | 1.3188 | 0.05817 | 138 | 111 | 10 | 17 |
1267 | If you really want to impress me, make the bed, and do your dishes and the laundry. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1268 | Your name is Sisyphus? Funny,I think that's what my doctor said I have." | 1.3188 | 0.05537 | 138 | 108 | 16 | 14 |
1269 | I told you - you can have a drink with me when you're finished. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1270 | Sorry, but no shoes no service. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
1271 | Might be the wine talking, but, by Zeus, you can rock a loincloth! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1272 | Wanna get stoned? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1273 | Keep walkin' mister. I've heard that one before. | 1.3188 | 0.04482 | 138 | 98 | 36 | 4 |
1274 | I really like how you roll. | 1.3188 | 0.04712 | 138 | 100 | 32 | 6 |
1275 | I'd help, but I just did my nails. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1276 | Hey! Got any plans after work? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1277 | Order me a glass of chardonnay. I'll be right back! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1278 | When you get to the top, could you check to see if there's more white? | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
1279 | You took the metaphor too far! But I agree, dating is a Sisyphean task! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1280 | You look thirsty, I got endless and free refill.... Long story, you could relate. | 1.3188 | 0.05537 | 138 | 108 | 16 | 14 |
1281 | I'd like to talk to your manager | 1.3188 | 0.05537 | 138 | 108 | 16 | 14 |
1282 | I see you're into rock and roll! | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
1283 | What day is it again? Wednesday? | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1284 | Ok, Sisyphus, I’ll get yours to go . . . again. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1285 | You see upside, but I see things going downhill quickly. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 94 | 34 | 4 |
1286 | When you get a minute, could you bring me another martini? Straight-up... | 1.3169 | 0.05416 | 142 | 111 | 17 | 14 |
1287 | Isn't eternity up yet? | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1288 | I work as a White House staffer and bring my work home every night as a show of support for the President’s daily meaningless executive action. | 1.3169 | 0.05323 | 142 | 110 | 19 | 13 |
1289 | You should wait til Happy Hour. Rolling Rocks are half off! | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1290 | I like a man who stays busy. | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
1291 | Maybe you’ll have better luck. I just kept hitting a glass ceiling. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1292 | It’s the way a mythical god hopes to keep these mailed-in votes from bring counted. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1293 | When you posted on your page you were a rock star I was hoping for something else. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1294 | You know that boulder is a hoax right? | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1295 | This sure feels like an uphill battle. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
1296 | You’ll never make it with me either. | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
1297 | I said,"on the rockS". | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1298 | Alright Sisyphus, if it doesn't roll back down this time, I'll let you buy me a drink. | 1.3162 | 0.05493 | 136 | 106 | 17 | 13 |
1299 | Well at least, you’ll never loose your job | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1300 | This is the 15th time you’ve done this. Are you hitting on me? | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1301 | Yes, it's true what you heard; It used to be square. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1302 | I get it. It’s like “Groundhog Day”! | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
1303 | Wanna borrow my over-the-shoulder boulder holder? | 1.3162 | 0.05688 | 136 | 108 | 13 | 15 |
1304 | I don't care if you're pushing a wad of one-hundred dollar bills...no shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.3162 | 0.05393 | 136 | 105 | 19 | 12 |
1305 | If you think that’s hard try a glass ceiling | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
1306 | If we both push, we could get it done in half the eternity. | 1.3162 | 0.05493 | 136 | 106 | 17 | 13 |
1307 | Old rock 'n roller. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
1308 | I like a man who's upwardly mobile. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1309 | Been here before? | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1310 | What do you mean you don't know when you'll get off work? | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
1311 | Sorry, I can't help. I've got the wrong shoes. | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
1312 | you get a kiss the day before the sun explodes | 1.3162 | 0.05592 | 136 | 107 | 15 | 14 |
1313 | So, is work-life balance important to you? | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
1314 | Omg, what are the chances! | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
1315 | No, straight up. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1316 | Last time I order on the rocks. | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
1317 | So do you understand white male privilege yet? | 1.3139 | 0.05359 | 137 | 106 | 19 | 12 |
1318 | Ya know it’s refreshing when someone’s dating profile pic isn’t a total lie. | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
1319 | OH MY GOD! Are you Mick Jagger?" | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1320 | Didn't you hear? God is dead. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1321 | I admire your persistence, but I would have asked for directions decades ago. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1322 | Hey Sisyphus- come here often? | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1323 | I do like a man with a steady job. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1324 | Sorry, for the 2,321,239th time -- you're not my type. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1325 | Call me when you hit rock bottom. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1326 | So, d’ya come here often? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1327 | It's 2020. Be glad you're working. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1328 | Stick around...I'll be back in a few minutes! | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1329 | You look familiar. Do you come here often? | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1330 | This is not what I meant by on the rocks. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1331 | Love the beard! | 1.3134 | 0.05746 | 134 | 107 | 12 | 15 |
1332 | This relationship isn’t going anywhere. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1333 | Back again? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1334 | There are updated options. You can leave the rock at the top and call it a day." | 1.3134 | 0.05647 | 134 | 106 | 14 | 14 |
1335 | You just missed him. Indiana Jones just left 5 minutes ago | 1.3134 | 0.05445 | 134 | 104 | 18 | 12 |
1336 | Get ready to face crushing defeat. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1337 | Sorry to be a bother... can I see the cocktail menu again? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1338 | How long do you think you'll be, dear? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1339 | I’m very impressed. I just thought you said you were a Rockefeller. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1340 | The meatball is for Table 2, ground floor. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1341 | Sorry, we don’t serve stoners | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1342 | This wasn't the rock I had in mind. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1343 | Hey, if you like that, you will LOVE the Siren competition! | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1344 | The same people you walk over on your way up you may meet in your way down. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1345 | Fella, you're living proof, common sense isn't that common." | 1.3134 | 0.05341 | 134 | 103 | 20 | 11 |
1346 | Karen. What makes you ask? | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1347 | You know your life needn’t be an uphill struggle! | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1348 | So are you finally ready to ask for some help. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1349 | You think you've got it bad? Try finding a available man in this town! | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1350 | Two more mountains, then make a left. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1351 | Hey Mister. Haven’t I seen you here before? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1352 | So...what line of work you in? | 1.3134 | 0.05445 | 134 | 104 | 18 | 12 |
1353 | Drop by for a drink on your way down, Sisyphus. | 1.3134 | 0.04546 | 134 | 96 | 34 | 4 |
1354 | One way or round trip? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1355 | You’re too late. Some guy already put a boulder up there.... | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1356 | Tell me about it! I feel that way about ever finding a decent man in a bar. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1357 | When people ask how you’re doing, it’s not a real question. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1358 | On your way back down could you check on my order. It’s taking forever. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1359 | How about a drink after work? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1360 | You're older than your picture, but the rock looks the same. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1361 | Call me when you can get it all the way up. | 1.3134 | 0.04546 | 134 | 96 | 34 | 4 |
1362 | You don't expect me to wait, do you? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1363 | Your replacement is going to show up on 21 January 2021. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1364 | Think that's bad? You should come to my spin class.... | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1365 | I don't care who you are. No one gets into Mount Olympus without a mask. | 1.3134 | 0.04668 | 134 | 97 | 32 | 5 |
1366 | How's work? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1367 | Wow. I have a new appreciation of my glass ceiling, right now. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1368 | Getting drunk every day is similar. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1369 | You do know the price is now two boulders, right? | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1370 | Last one, I promise! | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1371 | Oh, of course I imagine you happy but I'm sick of men constantly talking 'bout their career. | 1.3134 | 0.05843 | 134 | 108 | 10 | 16 |
1372 | You know you can just have an intern do that. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1373 | So is this your dream job or do you think of shifting career? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1374 | Oh, me? I’m in marketing. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1375 | So you’re not from Rolling Stones ? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1376 | You’re taking this metaphor for our relationship a little too seriously. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1377 | Hey Sis, on your way back down can you grab me another glass of wine? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1378 | Life’s so absurd, isn’t it? | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1379 | You’re only halfway to the top | 1.3134 | 0.05938 | 134 | 109 | 8 | 17 |
1380 | Are you sure? It’s happy hour. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1381 | Not quite what I expected when I heard that the Rolling Stones would be appearing here..... | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1382 | I heard gyms are opening soon | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
1383 | The punishment for millennials is an eternity of sitting at a bar alone | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
1384 | Camus was right, our existence is pretty absurd don’t you agree? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
1385 | I’m not denying you invented it, I’m just wondering why you brought it on our date. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
1386 | Hold it right there. No mask, no closer! | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
1387 | You DO know that shirts and shoes are required? | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1388 | No pain no gain, dude. | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
1389 | What else can you do? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1390 | Hey handsome, where have you been all my life, living under a rock? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1391 | Next, I'll have you take a personality test. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
1392 | Tired of the same old same-old? Me too. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1393 | You look familiar. Come here often? | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1394 | What are you doing later? | 1.3106 | 0.05602 | 132 | 104 | 15 | 13 |
1395 | I’m impressed. My workouts feel endless. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1396 | When you get finished, come back and have a drink with me. | 1.3106 | 0.05392 | 132 | 102 | 19 | 11 |
1397 | Could you possibly just leave your work at the office for once? | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1398 | My punishment? Finding a seat here was torture. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1399 | Look, Sisy, you should try dealing with gender inequality for an eternity. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1400 | Hiya! Come around here often? | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1401 | That's the last time I request some old time rock 'n roll here. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
1402 | When you’re done with that I’d like a menu. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1403 | Actually, I said, "I'd like my drink on the rocks". | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
1404 | Thanks, but that's not how I roll. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1405 | If you think that's tough, try getting me to go on a second date. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1406 | On your next trip, can you check on my tater tots? | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1407 | Why don’t you try smiling more? | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1408 | You looked a lot different in your photos | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1409 | I'm rethinking my on the rocks order | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
1410 | No. I don't see a speck of moss. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1411 | No thanks, I'll stay with Rolling Rock | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1412 | That uphill thing of yours never gets old, does it? | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1413 | Do you come here often or are you just rolling through? | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1414 | You need to wear a mask until you're seated. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1415 | Sorry, yes, there definitely was a typo. We require a syphilis not a sisyphus test. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1416 | It's all downhill from here. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1417 | Yeah, I applied for your job. Figures they'd give it to a man. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1418 | Don't be shy, you big Sisyphus. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1419 | Oh! You must be the guy my mother and grandmother warned me about! | 1.3077 | 0.05865 | 130 | 105 | 10 | 15 |
1420 | I always thought that was an STD. | 1.3077 | 0.05552 | 130 | 102 | 16 | 12 |
1421 | Sorry, I'm waiting for Tantalus. | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1422 | I know it’s only rock and roll...but I like it! | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1423 | You forgot your mask. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1424 | You know You will be back | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1425 | Hey handsome...have you seen Priapus today? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1426 | When you’re done with that, can you bring me a vodka on the rocks? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1427 | Pretty sure you didn't mention this in your profile. | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1428 | I said I was looking for someone a little 'bolder.' | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1429 | Cheer up! Next round is on me | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1430 | Enough already Frank! You just need to let go of your burdens and relax a little. | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1431 | I think you can. I think you can. I think you can. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1432 | Is this your first time here? | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1433 | You're a godsend. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1434 | Hey there, when did you roll into town? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1435 | Just giving you a chance to experience a woman's perspective! | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1436 | Make mine a double! | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1437 | Have you ever seen ‘Fitzcarraldo’? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1438 | Can I get you anything? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1439 | Oh honey, you can’t go up there dressed like that! | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1440 | Would you mind holding this for a minute? I need to run to the gents. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1441 | Sisyphus, that's not what I meant when I asked, 'Do you have the balls?' | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1442 | It's Happy Hour, Sysiphus. Take a break. | 1.3077 | 0.05658 | 130 | 103 | 14 | 13 |
1443 | Contest Judges: I just overheard this one while waiting at our post office. (If this counts as plagiarism, you can vote me out, of course.) "How can you grasp the gravity of it all at a moment like this?" | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1444 | Do you work out | 1.3077 | 0.04347 | 130 | 92 | 36 | 2 |
1445 | You should smile more. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1446 | I hate to keep doing this, but can we reschedule for tomorrow? | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1447 | I know,it's only rock and roll | 1.3077 | 0.05763 | 130 | 104 | 12 | 14 |
1448 | Are you really happy? Is the struggle itself towards the heights enough to fill a man's heart? | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1449 | Back so soon? | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1450 | Gravity notwithstanding, I'm pulling for you! | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1451 | Let's catch up. | 1.3077 | 0.05658 | 130 | 103 | 14 | 13 |
1452 | Another Friday night at the hard rock cafe. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1453 | Can you tell me the time? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1454 | On your way back down, could you bring me some more chips?" | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1455 | I'll be here when you get back. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1456 | Turns out today- we're both nonessential workers | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1457 | I thought we were discussing “fertility”. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1458 | So what's your birth sign? | 1.3077 | 0.05763 | 130 | 104 | 12 | 14 |
1459 | You think that's bad? Try Tinder! | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1460 | Like a chain to go with that? | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1461 | You remind me a lot of my ex-husband. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1462 | Hey, sugar, so long as you didn’t say Syphilis. | 1.3077 | 0.05763 | 130 | 104 | 12 | 14 |
1463 | I see you finally got it inflated. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1464 | If you stop for a minute you might find we have a lot in common | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1465 | ... I really do need to stop drinking .... | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1466 | Life can be such an uphill battle sometimes. Why don’t you take a load off and join me for a drink? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1467 | So you like to rock and roll huh? | 1.3077 | 0.05865 | 130 | 105 | 10 | 15 |
1468 | The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the Tinder user happy. | 1.3077 | 0.05658 | 130 | 103 | 14 | 13 |
1469 | Oh, that's what you meant by you're a rocker. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
1470 | So then I said, what’s the point? | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
1471 | Hey, we all have our crosses to bear. | 1.3077 | 0.04613 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
1472 | Nice to see you’ve found a job. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1473 | Is that a boulder or are you just glad to see me? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1474 | Sisyphus? No, I’m the guy that resets the temple traps. | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1475 | The Paleo menu here is very authentic. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1476 | No, I don't want to trade. I prefer the curse of the eternal Happy Hour. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1477 | Great news, Sisyphus- You are the official mascot of 2020! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1478 | So... do you like rock and roll? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1479 | You're entering The New Yorker cartoon caption contest AGAIN?! | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1480 | When you're done with that I'd like to see a menu, please. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1481 | LOVE your matching beard and loin cloth! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1482 | Straight up. No rocks please. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1483 | Who’s your friend? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1484 | I’ve been sent to help you get it up. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1485 | Are you a member? | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
1486 | So same seat, same drink - day after day. And you think your life has meaning? | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1487 | Hey, handsome.. you come here often? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1488 | Aren't you glad it's made of styrofoam? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1489 | You’re back! | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1490 | Trust me, you will be famous! | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1491 | I have the same issue with wine. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1492 | They say finding true love is a Sisyphean task, but there is something special about you. | 1.3071 | 0.04543 | 127 | 91 | 33 | 3 |
1493 | I don't mean to be a bother, but my order was on the rocks, not with a rock. I'm going to have to send this one back. | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
1494 | Your dating profile said you had big balls but this isn't what I thought you meant. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1495 | Are you implying that I should be glad that I'm over the hill? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1496 | Here's your highball ma'am. Do you want it on the rocks? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1497 | Grab a drink after your shift? | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1498 | I told you I’d be back. | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1499 | Haven't we met somewhere before? | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1500 | Maybe next time try asking for it "neat"? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1501 | I guess I shouldn't ask "what's new?" | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1502 | Say, haven’t we met before? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1503 | Oh, the mixologist called it a “Sisyphean Spritz” | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1504 | Yo, sport! Park that rock and buy a lady a drink. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1505 | See you again tomorrow, same time? | 1.3071 | 0.04678 | 127 | 92 | 31 | 4 |
1506 | I’m looking for someone who won’t let Covid disrupt his daily routine. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1507 | You’re a persistent one. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1508 | Would you like to check your boulder here, sir? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1509 | I ordered a Rolling Rock | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
1510 | Are you going to buy me a drink... or is that a myth, too? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1511 | Can I get another Pinot when you get the chance? Just whenever you get the chance. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1512 | Don’t be absurd, Sis’, of course it’s essential work. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1513 | My punishment is an eternity of unwanted advances. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1514 | Hi, I’m 2021, what’s your name? | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1515 | Shirt and shoes are required on the hill. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1516 | Hey, weren’t you here yesterday? | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1517 | I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m working on a deadline. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1518 | If only my name was Syphilis instead | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1519 | You rock up here almost two hours late, dressed like that and then expect ME to get you a drink? | 1.3060 | 0.05920 | 134 | 110 | 7 | 17 |
1520 | Finally, a man gets me a rock. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1521 | I'd love to buy you a drink when you get off work. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1522 | Save your strength, join me for a drink, 2021 is going to be a whole lot better. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1523 | That goes in the master bedroom. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1524 | I used to be a White House Press Secretary, and now I'm punished to unending frustration by watching the useless efforts of a self-aggrandizing and deceitful man for eternity. | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1525 | I’m here to attend the Flat Earth conference. | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
1526 | Don't stare that way. You're pushing a rock, I'm pushing forty. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1527 | I was hoping he’d be a little bolder. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1528 | Ah, this never gets old, does it? | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1529 | My punishment ? I get to look at the glass of wine but not drink it! I can assure you that for a Darien housewife this is torture | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1530 | Atlas is two laps ahead of you. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1531 | Y'know, I like a goal-oriented man. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1532 | Your profile said you liked having a ball. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1533 | Looks like you got caught between a rock and a hard place! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1534 | Hey handsome, want to take a break? | 1.3053 | 0.05825 | 131 | 106 | 10 | 15 |
1535 | I like a man with job security. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1536 | Congrats, you've passed the bar! | 1.3053 | 0.05297 | 131 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
1537 | Oh, good, you're back! Listen, I have had THE WORST day... | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1538 | That's why I didn't ask for my drink "on the rocks" | 1.3053 | 0.05297 | 131 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
1539 | Try it in heels, pushing backward. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1540 | You doing anything this weekend? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1541 | Hey, I think I saw you here yesterday. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1542 | I thought guys like you were extinct. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1543 | Someday you're going to make a real name for yourself. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1544 | Let me know when you get off work! | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1545 | So, it wasn't circumstantial after all...What is the name of the boulder again? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder CO | 1.3053 | 0.06023 | 131 | 108 | 6 | 17 |
1546 | You a regular? | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1547 | You again? Don't you ever get tired? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1548 | When you're done with that, come and have a drink. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1549 | Hold on. Have I seen you here before? | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1550 | I remember you from last time. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1551 | I love a man who rolls his own... | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1552 | Hurry on up it's 5 O'O'Clock | 1.3053 | 0.05925 | 131 | 107 | 8 | 16 |
1553 | I said , ROCKS ! on the ROCKS!! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1554 | You want to "mansplain" this to me? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1555 | You know I'm trying to meet you halfway, Sisyphus. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1556 | There's not a snowball's chance in hell. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1557 | You got this. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1558 | Really? Forever? | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1559 | You may refuse my advances today, mister, but this little black dress knows a thing or two about persistence. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1560 | When you get a chance, could you bring me some more nuts? | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1561 | No, I didn't order an old fashioned on the rocks. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1562 | Take a break! The boulder will still be there tomorrow. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1563 | Hello ! And I thought my dear grandmother was just making it up! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1564 | Europe looks on as America attempts more "phased reopenings" | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1565 | I still think you should just submit your portfolio online like everybody else. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1566 | I didn't mean LITERALLY move mountains, John. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1567 | Just move it a little more over to the left... | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1568 | I actually do come here often. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1569 | You'd be much cuter if you smiled more while you were working. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
1570 | When you said you’d rock my world, this wasn’t what I thought you meant. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1571 | See if you can break through that glass ceiling up there, I haven’t had any luck | 1.3053 | 0.05723 | 131 | 105 | 12 | 14 |
1572 | We’re not so different you and I | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1573 | Hi, my name is Sisyphus! I’ll catch you on my way down. Stay put, please. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1574 | Back a little. Perfect, that’s about six feet. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1575 | You’re reliable—that’s what I like about you. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1576 | I could watch you do that all day! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1577 | Struggling with that rock but can still look at my tits SMH | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1578 | When I said "on the rocks", I meant ice. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1579 | Back in high school I could do this without breaking a sweat. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1580 | You have to deliver it by 5:00 pm,or let it go and try again tomorrow. | 1.3047 | 0.05608 | 128 | 101 | 15 | 12 |
1581 | If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1582 | Well now after you rolled it u , how will you stabilize it | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1583 | Good luck with parking. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1584 | Sisyphus, stop mansplaining your giant boulder punishment to me.” | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1585 | I've seen you here before. you come here often? | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1586 | Now you really know what dating is like. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1587 | It always ends the same way | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1588 | I see we both ordered 'the usual.' | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1589 | Reminds me of when I had kids | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1590 | Shall I get you the regular? | 1.3023 | 0.05569 | 129 | 102 | 15 | 12 |
1591 | Do you live around here? | 1.3023 | 0.05459 | 129 | 101 | 17 | 11 |
1592 | Going up? | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1593 | I used to feel just like you do, until the day I stopped shaving my legs, once and for all! | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1594 | I’d offer to lend you a hand, but there’s a drink in mine. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1595 | Not what I had in mind when you said you liked rock & roll” | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1596 | Sometimes life with work and the kids is so frustrating. You ever been frustrated? | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1597 | Valet could’ve taken care of that for you. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1598 | Sisyphus, sweetheart, don't bother. Can't you tell when you've been pranked? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1599 | Relax, no guy keeps it up forever. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1600 | Maybe you should just stop parking it so close to the edge . | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1601 | Haven't I seen you around before? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1602 | So Sisyphus, tell me, are you really the original king of Rock and Roll? | 1.3008 | 0.05992 | 123 | 100 | 9 | 14 |
1603 | Actually, I'm kind of turned on by older men who are pushy. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1604 | Just a little bit more. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1605 | I said, "Straight up, NOT on the rocks!" | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1606 | I know our online profiles said we would be compatible, but I'm really into working smarter. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1607 | Getting a drink up there is a positively Sisyphean task. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1608 | Oh sisyphus ....leave it to you to get the snowball package. | 1.3008 | 0.06102 | 123 | 101 | 7 | 15 |
1609 | How mythical. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1610 | 2020, party of one. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1611 | Could be worse, at least you have a job | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1612 | It's all uphilll from here... | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1613 | So, how do we get this ball rolling? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1614 | Here's the boulder you ordered. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1615 | I'm sorry, I said "on the rocks". | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1616 | I like older men with steady jobs. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1617 | Hi, I'm Persephone. Come here often? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1618 | Why not give multitasking a try? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1619 | Hercules was by a few minutes ago, but he didn't have time for a drink either. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1620 | Can you buy a lady a drink, big fella? | 1.3008 | 0.05879 | 123 | 99 | 11 | 13 |
1621 | Oh this guy again...well, he does seem to be persistent and he works out... a lot. A girl could do worse. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1622 | One for the way down? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1623 | Yeah.... quit complaining..... I had to do that in stilettos... wrecked my favorite Jimmy Choo’s! | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1624 | When you said in your profile you were a stoner, I was thinking you meant "an old hippie." | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1625 | You can't come closer without a mask. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1626 | So, when do you get out of work? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1627 | You think that's hard? Try dating in your 30s. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1628 | "And I thought that strong, handsome men like you were just a myth!" | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1629 | Well, you wouldn’t be the first man I’ve met that could benefit from an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1630 | You may put new meaning to the game of squash! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1631 | You know, if we keep meeting like this people will start to talk. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1632 | Nice to see you again, too. | 1.3008 | 0.04608 | 123 | 89 | 31 | 3 |
1633 | Come find me when you're done. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1634 | Give me one more chance, Mary | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1635 | What big balls you have, Sisyphus. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1636 | When I said let's rock and roll, I meant something else. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1637 | Why don't I help? Haven't you ever heard of the glass ceiling? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1638 | At least you have a steady position. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1639 | Come on have a drink with me...it wouldn’t be the first time you’ve dropped the ball. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1640 | I said I wanted my drink neat and NOT on the rocks. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1641 | Lose the rock and buy me a drink, high roller? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1642 | Other guys may be better looking, but your boulder. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1643 | That’s just a myth Sisyphus because unlike me you just don’t have time for existential angst! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1644 | I guess it’s all downhill from here | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1645 | We just need to keep this up until we create a vaccine! | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1646 | Well, catch me on your way down, then. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1647 | Maybe this time“ | 1.3008 | 0.05765 | 123 | 98 | 13 | 12 |
1648 | Hey big boy, got a light? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1649 | Don’t forget, the 457,567,543,864,678,325th time never fails, honey” | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1650 | So what do you like to do outside of work? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1651 | My fitness club hasn’t reopened either. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1652 | Oh me? I’m Karen. And I find the fact that you’re not wearing a mask very attractive. Hard to find a man who believes in freedom nowadays. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1653 | Finally, the meaning of life! | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1654 | When you get a moment could you bring me another “triple figure salary earned from your hard work” on the rocks? | 1.3008 | 0.06210 | 123 | 102 | 5 | 16 |
1655 | The Flintstones-themed social distance party is actually on the next mountain. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1656 | I usually go for boulder guys, they’re so mature | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1657 | *sips* ah yes, the rockstar from The Rolling Stones | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1658 | C’mon over and have a drink, you’ve been at that thing for what seems like an eternity. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1659 | : “Bringing your pet rock on a blind date is not cool” | 1.3008 | 0.05765 | 123 | 98 | 13 | 12 |
1660 | It’s me, Alison! Long time no see!How are you? Good? | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1661 | Yeah, I know - he told you America is the greatest country in the world, right? | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1662 | In the fight for social justice, there are those carrying the weight of injustice and there are those watching from their brunch table. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1663 | Jill agreed, “Yes Sisyphus, please manslpain it again for me.” | 1.3008 | 0.05992 | 123 | 100 | 9 | 14 |
1664 | Well at least you’re not Tantalus | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1665 | Your boulder looked bigger in your profile. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1666 | Mondays... amirite? | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1667 | It's good to see you again! | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1668 | You know, you could valet that. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1669 | As for me, I am punished for all the times I booked a restaurant and did not show up. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1670 | Yeah, that's me, honey - part of the torment! | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1671 | You look different in your profile photo. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1672 | Sorry Mr. Sisyphus, we need to reschedule your appointment about that stone again. How does tomorrow work for you? | 1.2984 | 0.04432 | 124 | 89 | 33 | 2 |
1673 | Hump day, right? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1674 | My number? Sure. When you're done with that. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1675 | Hi. Are you a regular here? | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1676 | Sorry Babe; if I let this go it will be the death of me. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1677 | When I said I was looking for a high roller you were not what I had in mind! | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1678 | What I want to know is how did we both get stuck in the same cartoon? | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1679 | When I said I wanted a rock, I was expecting something finger size, Sisyphus. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1680 | Well I see someone hasn’t gotten their stimulus check | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1681 | Well you’re the one who sait you’d move mountains for me! | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1682 | Excuse me, have we met before? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1683 | I can’t help you with the rock, but eleven martinis a day sure deters the eagle from pecking out your liver. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1684 | We should do this again sometime. And again. And again. And again. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1685 | I can quit anytime. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1686 | You think you have it bad, I’d asked for my second wine five minutes ago! | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1687 | To each his stone. | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1688 | I won't wait forever, you know. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1689 | I know, it sucks. Every time I try to take a drink it spills. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1690 | Can you bring it back later? He's at lunch right now. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1691 | The Missus of the Sisyphus | 1.2951 | 0.04461 | 122 | 88 | 32 | 2 |
1692 | Wow, you don't look anything like your profile picture! | 1.2941 | 0.04676 | 119 | 87 | 29 | 3 |
1693 | You're no Charles Atlas, you stupid sissy!You're too much of a weakling to roll it over the top. You'll be trying to do it for the rest of your life. | 1.2941 | 0.06009 | 119 | 97 | 9 | 13 |
1694 | Zeus asked me to check for moss | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1695 | We think this is better than voting by mail. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1696 | You deal with 2020 your way; I'll deal with it mine. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1697 | This way, you'll defiitely feel the earth move | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1698 | Same old, same old | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1699 | You're two-hours late! | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1700 | Yes, I already understood the metaphor. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1701 | No thanks. I'm afraid of catching Sisyphus. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1702 | Zeus isn't the boss anymore. Just let it go. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1703 | Is that a really big rock or are you just glad to see me?” | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1704 | Okay, I see what you're doing. This is a metaphor for my relationships. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1705 | After all these years, hasn’t anyone told that you need to let go before you can move forward? | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1706 | Don't get cocky...you're not even close to the top yet. | 1.2941 | 0.06009 | 119 | 97 | 9 | 13 |
1707 | Something tells me you come here often. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1708 | It's interesting, but could I see something in more of a mauve? | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1709 | Wait, I’ve heard this one before. ‘A guy and his eternal punishment walk into a bar...’ | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1710 | This being my second day here in Hades, this bar isn't so bad. However, you are the only guy I've seen and you are always pushing that rock up the hill. | 1.2941 | 0.05767 | 119 | 95 | 13 | 11 |
1711 | Imagine your rock is a giant snowball and this is hell, and we have a pretty good description of your chances. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1712 | Don't worry, it's just styrofoam! | 1.2941 | 0.05515 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
1713 | Oh,Sisyphus,I meant a big rock on my finger! | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1714 | When you’re done with that, I’d like a refill, please... | 1.2941 | 0.06009 | 119 | 97 | 9 | 13 |
1715 | Seriously?! For the last time, Sisyphus, give it a break. I’m really not interested. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1716 | I’m still waiting on that refill, you know. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1717 | What took you so long? | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1718 | Sorry - no shoes, no shirt, no entry. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1719 | No, I’m not easy either. | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1720 | I said SCONE ! | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1721 | Sorry, there’s still a 20 minute wait to be seated | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1722 | I just knew you'd be back | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1723 | Eternally suffer here often? | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1724 | After a few more of these I’ll no longer care that I have difficulty pronouncing your name. | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1725 | Sorry. Due to social distancing guidelines you will have to wait at the bottom of the hill. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1726 | You look you're shouldering a burden. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1727 | What a heavy weight masculinity is | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1728 | Try as you might, you’ll never break the glass ceiling with that. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1729 | It’s 5 o’clock, give the myth a break. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1730 | That's right, Sisyphus, you're almost near the top. Now say, "Thank you, dear Persephone, for supervising me.' | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1731 | On the rocks means more than one. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1732 | High Ball? | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
1733 | I said Martini on the rocks | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1734 | Nope, this isn't the Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1735 | Hey, it's the end of time somewhere. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1736 | Come here often? You have no idea. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1737 | I'm thinking we are an allegory of the times | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1738 | Sorry, it's just slang for ice cubes. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1739 | When I asked for my drink on the rocks, I didn't expect this! | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1740 | Mister, you’ve gone from ‘seems interested’ to ‘totally creepy’ in about 15-seconds. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1741 | I stood up Zeus. You? | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1742 | Oh for God's sake, Sisyphus. Give it up. It's 2020. Nobody does that anymore. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1743 | It’s the original Pilates. Works my core. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1744 | C'mon - take a break. That ball will still be there when you're done. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1745 | I'll help when I get to the bottom of this cocktail -- unless they re-fill it, which they always do." | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1746 | You win " Casual Friday." | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1747 | No, I distinctly ordered a Grumpy Old Man on the Rocks. | 1.2857 | 0.05488 | 119 | 94 | 16 | 9 |
1748 | Sorry, no - I've heard the myth of syphilis. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1749 | Sisyphus realizes he has the easier task and is more likely to be successful than the single woman trying to find a suitable man. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1750 | I hear you've been a regular here for quite some time. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1751 | It didn't come with a lever? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1752 | Hey Sisyphus, your fly is open. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1753 | Ive seen you around here alot. Arent you tired of it? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1754 | Hey, what took you so long? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1755 | No, no. The Hard Rock Cafe is down the hill and across the river. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1756 | Oh hey there -- come here often? | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1757 | Your Match photo doesn’t do you justice. | 1.2845 | 0.05974 | 116 | 95 | 9 | 12 |
1758 | That's quite a conspiracy theory you've got there. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1759 | You push a rock up this hill often. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1760 | I see you roll that boulder up this hill every day. When will you build up the courage to buy me a drink? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1761 | You look like a high roller. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1762 | White Man's Burden, White Woman's Burgundy | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1763 | Same boulder, different day. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1764 | Well aren’t you the rock star? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1765 | Boulder...Balder...after four months of quarantine, I'm not picky. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1766 | Nothing much, how about you? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1767 | You know you don't HAVE to do that. | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1768 | Keep pushing until you reach the glass ceiling. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1769 | No thanks Sis, I like mine straight up | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1770 | I know how you feel. I ordered the Château Pavie ‘64 and they bought me the ‘68. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1771 | Could you bring me some peanuts? | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
1772 | Hey, it's all uphill from here. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1773 | Oh, I thought you said you were a "Rock AND Roller"... | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1774 | I've heard you're a legend. Wanna buy me a drink? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1775 | One of the reasons why you're down here was your refusal to wear a mask up there. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1776 | Tomorrow, same place, same time? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1777 | Honey, your slavish devotion to getting to the top does not make our marriage a picnic. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1778 | Going global, huh? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1779 | So papa really was a rolling stone! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1780 | Will you be my Mrs. Syphus? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1781 | Be right back! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1782 | It's happy hour. Let it go! | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1783 | Care to take a break from the utter pointlessness of the ups and downs of life for one happy hour? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1784 | Tough day, eh? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1785 | Hey, only nine more weeks until the election! | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1786 | Care for a drink? I’ve got a Rolling Rock with your name on it. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1787 | Every single day. And you've never once said anything about my shoes! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1788 | Do you come here often big fella? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1789 | Is this the famous curbside delivery they talk about? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1790 | I'm at my best between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1791 | So, it's kind of heavy, I'm guessing. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1792 | Normally I'd offer to help but I have my own eternal punishment to deal with. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1793 | I’ll take that olive when you’re done with it. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1794 | Have you tried a Peloton? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1795 | And here I thought dating in my 30s was a futile exercise. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1796 | Talk to me when you're not on the rebound. | 1.2845 | 0.05718 | 116 | 93 | 13 | 10 |
1797 | Believe me pal, the dating scene these days feels pretty similar. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1798 | Your profile didn’t say you were a rolling stone | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1799 | I know it"s hard, but just think how hard it is to be a woman. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1800 | - “Feel free to put that with the others...” | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1801 | Give me a minute, I'm almost done | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1802 | Ok, that IS a tough task, but you should try dating during a pandemic, | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
1803 | You think that’s monotonous? I’m from 2020... | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1804 | I wish the earth was flat in times like these. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1805 | It’s the same excuse everyday | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1806 | Yes, I know we’re in the 12th wave Dr. Fauci. But have you tried their Truffle Fries? | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1807 | Fool me 2,764 times, shame on me. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1808 | How could I say no to the proposal, look at the size of that rock! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1809 | Nope. Still not impressed. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1810 | Not as easy as you’ve made it sound all these years now is it!? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1811 | Sisyphus in the streets, syphilis in the sheets? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1812 | You’d think I’d be happier being classified an essential employee... | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1813 | somehow it always goes downhill for me after the first date | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1814 | Bartend! I asked for a whiskey neat, but it appears I’ve gotten it on the rocks | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1815 | I like a goal oriented man | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1816 | Sure. Just swing by when you're done. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1817 | Hey big boy, why don't you take a load off and have a seat? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1818 | I've been pushing against the patriarchy my whole life. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1819 | You know, they have valet parking. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1820 | You probably burn as many calories on an elliptical. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1821 | Cmon, one drink...your little rock isn’t going anywhere. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1822 | Take a load off, it’s Happy Hour! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1823 | Dating really is an uphill battle. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1824 | If you wrap that up quickly you could still make happy hour! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1825 | Oh honey, wait to the girls see the ROCK you got me!! | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1826 | And they say drinking ages you. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1827 | I’m a psychologist, I may be able to help you. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1828 | Heading for the ballot box? | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1829 | If you were any younger I’d let you do it again & again. | 1.2821 | 0.06051 | 117 | 97 | 7 | 13 |
1830 | So you’re saying if I become a Hedonist I can just stop?! | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1831 | And they call ME absurd. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1832 | rescuing our Democracy was harder. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1833 | I’ll do one more Cabernet whenever you have a chance. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1834 | No, it wasn’t me who ordered the snowball. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1835 | I’m at a point in my life where, no matter what I do, I feel like I do the same pointless stuff every day, you know? | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1836 | I like mine on the rocks. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1837 | I can see you’re busy but will you be back? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1838 | Oh sorry Sisyphus, I was told to watch out for syphilis. | 1.2818 | 0.06076 | 110 | 90 | 9 | 11 |
1839 | Absurd, isn't it? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1840 | What a coincidence! I"m looking for a strong, silent type. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1841 | That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a big rock. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1842 | oh, my sister's into Crossfit too | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1843 | Never send a man to do a woman's job. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1844 | Not again. How many times do I have to tell you I’m not impressed.? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1845 | Ya know...it's so much easier to get drunk than stoned. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1846 | Hey handsome, what took you so long? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1847 | Matzah ball! Matzah ball! Must be the next table. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1848 | Now that’s what I call a highball. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1849 | Hello, high roller. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1850 | Seems like I see you here every day. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1851 | Wow. You really are a regular. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1852 | How'd you like a ball AND chain? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1853 | For the five-hundredth time, are you gonna buy me a drink or not? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1854 | Buy a girl a Rolling Rock? | 1.2818 | 0.05795 | 110 | 88 | 13 | 9 |
1855 | This is the third time you’ve rolled that stone past me. Are you flirting with me? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1856 | And your sitting on the mountain makes more sense? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1857 | I’ve been waiting for ages for a guy with a steady job! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1858 | Not if you roll it up there a thousand times. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1859 | Hey, baby. Come here often? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1860 | Not in a million years! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1861 | On your way back I'd like another drink please. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1862 | Have a drink. It’s only a myth. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1863 | What time do you knock off? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1864 | I figured it’s easier to find people here at the bottom. | 1.2818 | 0.05795 | 110 | 88 | 13 | 9 |
1865 | I just wish you had two of them. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1866 | Yea no it’s, Si-sy-phus. It’s alright haha everyone thinks it sounds like that. I get tested regularly. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1867 | Hey, Sys, you want your usual martini on the way back down? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1868 | I know my profile says I like High Rollers, but... | 1.2818 | 0.05937 | 110 | 89 | 11 | 10 |
1869 | Maybe you should try dressing for the job you want instead of the job you have. [emphasize “want”] | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1870 | Say handsome, I hear you are a rock star. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1871 | Say handsome, haven't I seen you here before? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1872 | I said I was looking for a guy with big ballS. | 1.2818 | 0.05937 | 110 | 89 | 11 | 10 |
1873 | Sisy, don't make such a phus. I'll have one ready, on your way down. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1874 | I heard existentialist metaphors are good in bed, or is that just a myth? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1875 | On second thought, make it a double. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1876 | You really won't stop and take no for an answer, will you? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1877 | I like my men strong and experienced - how’d you like to rock my world? | 1.2818 | 0.06076 | 110 | 90 | 9 | 11 |
1878 | I feel your pain. Every morning, I wake up sober. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1879 | Please don't let it spill my wine! | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1880 | How are you enjoying 2020 so far? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1881 | I'm sorry, I asked for my next one to be a bit colder - not a big boulder. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1882 | You really do need to learn how to relax, dear. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1883 | I know, but I just can’t imagine us BOTH happy. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1884 | I get it. You do crossfit. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1885 | And I thought my ex took forever to finish | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1886 | Thanks for bringing that all the way up here. Unfortunately we just had one flown in and don’t need yours. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1887 | Has it been 4 years? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1888 | I imagine you must be the happiest person in 2020 | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1889 | I’m sorry, sir. 2020 is only downhill from here | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1890 | When I said “on the rocks”... | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1891 | Why didn't you FedEx it? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1892 | Feel free to stop by whenever you’re done with that | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1893 | That’s why you’re late? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1894 | Really? That’s kind of funny, because I’ve been condemned to be an easy roll. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1895 | Everyday, Ma'am. I come here every-frickin-day. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1896 | I’ve been waiting an eternity for a man like you. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1897 | Have you heard this one? A guy rolling a rock comes into a bar... | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1898 | Don’t even think of stopping. There’s a really strict dress code: no, shoes, no shirt , and certainly no Sisyphus. | 1.2807 | 0.06293 | 114 | 96 | 4 | 14 |
1899 | Oh, you know. More of the same. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1900 | can you please get this over with, I'm running out of cocktails. | 1.2807 | 0.05779 | 114 | 92 | 12 | 10 |
1901 | I SO don't want to ask if you come here often. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1902 | I know your dating profile said you were an old rock and roller. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1903 | I think you've been doing the wrong thing over and over. | 1.2807 | 0.05912 | 114 | 93 | 10 | 11 |
1904 | Maybe on the way down, then? | 1.2807 | 0.04580 | 114 | 84 | 28 | 2 |
1905 | What’s a nice girl like you doing in a myth like this? | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1906 | I've heard it all before. You're just too busy to have time for me now. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1907 | I see you have some extra baggage. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1908 | You are a figure from ancient mythology and I am a regular woman having a drink on the side of a barren, inhospitable mountain. We can never date. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1909 | Of all the mountains in all the towns in all the world, she walks onto mine | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1910 | I just make this look easy. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1911 | Let me un-rock your world. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1912 | Sorry, but you need to put on your mask, and I need to take your temperature. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1913 | A man works from sun to sun, a woman's work is never done, right? | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1914 | Well even if spending eternity holding an empty glass isn't legendary, it still sucks. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1915 | Sorry, my husband ordered the Rolling Rock. But he left. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1916 | For a change, why don't you ask me out? | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1917 | Couldn’t you have shaved? | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1918 | Is that a Greek name? I dated a guy named Atlas in college. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1919 | On your way a few ice cubes won't hurt | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1920 | Can't you use the gym like other people? | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1921 | I see you here every day. You say your name is Sisyphus? | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1922 | Well I did click on mover and shaker. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1923 | Well, hello there... come here often? | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1924 | Pffft! You think you got it tough buddy, every time I empty this wine glass someone buys me another! | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1925 | You should try rolling it down the hill. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1926 | Dont let anybody tell you what to do | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1927 | I’m looking for a supportive partner because I’m almost over-the-hill. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1928 | I think I need to explain "on the rocks" | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1929 | You said you'd be right back two millennia ago. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1930 | Care to join me, fella? I like the way you roll. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1931 | More nuts? | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1932 | You are a regular here aren't you? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1933 | Stop by on your way back down. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1934 | It's uphill both ways. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1935 | If you can get it to the top, next round's on me. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1936 | Did you remember the tonic water? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1937 | Hi Sisyphus, I'm replacing Persephone who was crushed in the last avalanche. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1938 | I know you said you would move mountains to convince me to agree to dinner, but I didn't think you were speaking literally. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1939 | Believe me, I know how hard it is to keep the ball rolling. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1940 | Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1941 | Keith called. Ronnie and Charlie wanna play too. | 1.2778 | 0.06147 | 108 | 89 | 8 | 11 |
1942 | Have you tried to appeal the decision? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1943 | Same time tomorrow, Sis? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1944 | How was your day? And don't say same-old, same-old. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1945 | Happy Hour here has extra large Swedish meatballs tonight. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1946 | When you have a moment, can I get a check please. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1947 | How about on your way back down I buy you a an ice cold Rolling Rock? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1948 | Trust me. Zeus said Rolling Rock, not roll the rock. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1949 | Well hello there Mr. high roller... | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1950 | I said i wanted a strong drink, not a strong man. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1951 | Ah, I see the confusion. You ordered "something well-aged on the rocks.” | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1952 | You really need to work on your core. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1953 | Come on! Just one drink. You're not getting any younger. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1954 | Why don't you just relax, and we can see what happens? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1955 | That’s not quite what I meant when I said “on the rocks.” | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1956 | It's about time you know how we feel...keep pushing. You're not even half way! | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1957 | You're gonna have to nurse that drink. I won't be back for awhile. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1958 | 'Same time, next week' is literal for you, isn't it? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1959 | Try running for Vice President | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1960 | Rock on dude. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1961 | Not a great pick-up line Mr. Sisyphus. Why don’t you try again tomorrow? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1962 | C'mon, neither of us is over the hill. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1963 | Any chance you could pick up a loaf of bread on your way home? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1964 | Good for you for Leaning In | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1965 | Hey pal, I’m a little easier. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1966 | Yeah, investment banking has its ups and downs too. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1967 | At least you are upfront about your baggage. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1968 | Kindly adjust your skirt. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1969 | Good for you...an interesting outdoor workout. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1970 | Even Hell has happy hour. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1971 | When you're done pushing, why don't you stop by for a drink. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1972 | I noticed you the last time you rolled by. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1973 | The rock is not an automatic deal breaker. Last guy I dated gets his liver torn out by an eagle every day. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1974 | Yeah, Hera didn't like the way I was looking at Zeus so she stuck me here to watch you. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1975 | I’ve always wanted to date a rolling stone | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1976 | same time again tomorrow? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1977 | Yeah yeah, try having a full time job. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1978 | Next on: Mythed Connections | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1979 | It's not so great up there, wouldn't bother. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1980 | EZ Pass or cash, you know the drill. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1981 | Aren’t you hunky! When do you get off work? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1982 | Screwed either way | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
1983 | Welcome to stage 1 of the life without privilege experience. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1984 | Maybe next time, Sisyphus. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1985 | Take my order already | 1.2778 | 0.06286 | 108 | 90 | 6 | 12 |
1986 | You think I’d know the answer to this but... do you come here often? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1987 | Sis, you really should smile more. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1988 | Wow...you look exactly like you do in your photos! | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1989 | Could you turn this water into a wine, I’ve had a rough day | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1990 | I know exactly how you feel. Every time I finish my drink, the bartender refills it. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1991 | You look familiar, have we met before? | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1992 | Next round is definitely on me. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1993 | You should have just slipped Zeus a ten-spot. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1994 | I'd say you've earned a drink on the rocks. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1995 | Might I suggest there’s better things you could do over and over, endlessly? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1996 | That looks heavy. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1997 | Back already? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1998 | I already have you booked for tomorrow. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1999 | Rolling Rock? | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
2000 | And they still say that humans are the most intelligent race on earth | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
2001 | Well if I had known it would be so big I wouldn't have ordered the app | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
2002 | The Old Man and the She | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
2003 | What’s the worst job you ever had? | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
2004 | Artisan ice? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2005 | While you're up there, would you see if my table is ready? | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2006 | No, ma'am, I haven't forgotten you. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2007 | YOU'RE LATE! | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
2008 | Camus says you are having great time. Care to join me for a better time? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2009 | Hello Mr. Biden. I see you're running for office again. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2010 | And I’m still waiting for the main course... | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2011 | Why are the good ones always taken? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2012 | I bet you some by here often, Sisyphus. | 1.2736 | 0.06363 | 106 | 89 | 5 | 12 |
2013 | Are you just doing that so you can appear in New Yorker cartoon? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2014 | When I said 'Come up and see me sometime' I was just kidding. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2015 | Before you roll on I’ll need to take your temperature . | 1.2736 | 0.05925 | 106 | 86 | 11 | 9 |
2016 | Excuse me, Sir, but could you please get me a refill for my drink when you have a moment? | 1.2736 | 0.06363 | 106 | 89 | 5 | 12 |
2017 | I’m not gonna wait forever, you know. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
2018 | This time is sure to be different than the last! | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2019 | They have lovely branch here on Sundays. | 1.2736 | 0.06074 | 106 | 87 | 9 | 10 |
2020 | You said that last time. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2021 | Nothing like a man with a consistent job. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
2022 | I could watch this for an eternity... | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2023 | Come up and see me sometime. I should be home tonight. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2024 | They have valet parking, you know. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2025 | Only people with Zoom invites can proceed, Mister! | 1.2736 | 0.06074 | 106 | 87 | 9 | 10 |
2026 | Have you tried rolling it downhill instead? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2027 | Thursday: Arms and Back | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2028 | When I asked for a highball, I meant the cocktail.. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
2029 | Just trying to make my way to 2021 | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
2030 | Do you ever not come here often? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2031 | Hey, big boy! Got a match? | 1.2727 | 0.05763 | 110 | 89 | 12 | 9 |
2032 | It’s so refreshing you’re not looking for something long-term. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2033 | You should be wearing a mask | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2034 | On your way back down, I'll have another martini. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2035 | Really? You never get off? | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2036 | Hey big boy. Haven’t I seen you here before? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2037 | You don’t look quite the same as your profile. | 1.2727 | 0.06045 | 110 | 91 | 8 | 11 |
2038 | Actually, I'd just like a couple of olives. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2039 | Come on mate, one drink is not going to hurt" .. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2040 | Fancy seeing you again | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2041 | We’re in phase 3, live a little. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2042 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2727 | 0.06182 | 110 | 92 | 6 | 12 |
2043 | The tomb is the other way... | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2044 | Would you like a chain to go with that? | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
2045 | That’s not my idea of a highball. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2046 | Happy hour tomorrow at 5:00. Same as always. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2047 | Do you want to explain yourself or should I go first? | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2048 | Can you believe I actually get paid to watch? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2049 | It's not happy hour for you, is it. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2050 | I’m just waiting to see if you can get it up, and then we can start talking | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
2051 | We said "no work" on date night | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
2052 | I thought you said you’ll bring me the world? This is a rock | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2053 | You said you wanted the biggest rock on your finger, well here it is!! | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
2054 | Still, Sisyphus? I got mine up to the top ages ago! | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2055 | Hey cutie, haven't I seen you here before? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2056 | Old-fashioned on the rocks. | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2057 | I see you come by here all the time. We should get acquainted. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
2058 | Most guys just bring flowers. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2059 | I broke the glass ceiling. You should wear shoes. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
2060 | So you must be one of those guys who just won't take 'no' for an answer." | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2061 | You’ve been spending too much time in your man cave. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2062 | Buy me a drink when you get off work? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
2063 | "Getting stoned could be a lot easier. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2064 | Falling off the wagon is how I roll. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2065 | That's your pick-up line? You'd have better luck with the rock. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2066 | My ad said I seek a man with big stones, not a literalist. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2067 | You know — meeting women isn't really all that hard. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2068 | Are you familiar with The Serenity Prayer? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2069 | I'm Easier. | 1.2685 | 0.04671 | 108 | 81 | 25 | 2 |
2070 | There's not enough room here for me, you AND your date! | 1.2685 | 0.06255 | 108 | 91 | 5 | 12 |
2071 | Hey big boy. Do you come here often?" | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2072 | Was it worth the extra 20 cents on each dollar? | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
2073 | I think there's an app for that now, too. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2074 | Your Camus Sour is waiting on you, darling. Again. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2075 | Oh, another day at the CDC. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2076 | So, that’s what an official mail-in ballot looks like! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2077 | I’m still waiting on my water | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2078 | Schop for a drinkie, I'm the thithyphean Mith. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2079 | You might want to run it by the engineers before you take it to marketing. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2080 | Who ordered extra rocks with their scotch? | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2081 | Call me when you're done. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2082 | No way, but I admire your persistence. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2083 | Do I have to wait an eternity for you to buy me a drink? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2084 | It's easier going the other way. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2085 | Didn't I see you here last week? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2086 | Those jerks downhill are looking up your skirt. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2087 | I can't help right now, Sisyphus, can't you see I'm in full drag? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2088 | Thanks again, honey. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2089 | Ok, but if you change your mind, my name is Denise. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2090 | Now you know how I feel carrying these breasts around all day. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2091 | Will you be home for dinner? | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2092 | I asked for a splash of vodka with mine. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2093 | Would your life really end if you just let it go? | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2094 | I admire a man who ignores the dress code. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2095 | Why didn't you just take the elevator like everybody else? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2096 | Hey, you're Sisyphus! If it's no trouble, can I have your autograph ? | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2097 | Oh, so you work here? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2098 | I see you like rock and roll, maybe we can hook up. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2099 | Not that kind of rock, idiot. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
2100 | I've got something that goes over your shoulder to help with those. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2101 | Swipe left, please swipe left.. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2102 | If you finish before 5 drop by | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2103 | So do you want to get the ball rolling, or shall I? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2104 | Well you asked for it on the rocks... | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2105 | I would help...but I just got my wine and complimentary snacks. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2106 | When you said 'on the rocks', I had something completely different in mind. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2107 | Did you bring the icepick? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2108 | I’ll be here. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2109 | Order me what you're having- - on the rocks! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2110 | Condemned to order Rolling Rock for all eternity? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2111 | Hey handsome, what are you doing later? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2112 | I’m sorry, sir, but to enter you must use hand sanitizer and wear a mask. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2113 | I have to say that ‘Would you like to help me roll this boulder up the mountain?’ is the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2114 | Way to go Sysi, keep that rock rolling. | 1.2667 | 0.06386 | 105 | 89 | 4 | 12 |
2115 | Covid is crazy, right? But at least we're all in the same boat. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2116 | Great to see you again, Sisyphus! | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2117 | I've heard you come here often. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2118 | Pleased to meet you, Syphilis. You can call me Herpes... | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2119 | As a matter of fact, I do come here often. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2120 | I like big rocks. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2121 | Hey, be a peach and grab me a canapé off the buffet on your way back, will you? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2122 | You'd be so much prettier if you smiled. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2123 | According to his dating profile, he does like a challenge. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2124 | I admire your persistence. Ever consider a career in sales? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2125 | Maybe next time you'll be more willing to negotiate my salary. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2126 | You know this is Hadley not Hades. | 1.2667 | 0.06092 | 105 | 87 | 8 | 10 |
2127 | When I said on the rocks, I was thinking of a couple of ice cubes. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2128 | Let it go. This is reality, not myth. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2129 | No thanks, I ordered mine neat. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2130 | Join me on your way down? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2131 | It's happy hour and you don't look happy. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2132 | Not as hard as finding an emotionally available man, trust me. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2133 | But I ordered on the rocks...not on the boulder. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2134 | No thanks, I’m waiting for a friend. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2135 | Hey, doll. Got a light? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2136 | That’s why I always ask them to make mine neat and not on the rocks. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2137 | Easier to just stay here | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2138 | Still at it Mr. Sisyphus? See you on the way down. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2139 | I know I'll be seeing you again soon. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2140 | Neat or on the Rocks...No, let me guess! | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2141 | I could have used you when I brought my table up here. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2142 | Would you like a drink? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2143 | Hey, handsome, what time do you get off work? | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2144 | Next time, whittle a stool and put a shirt on. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2145 | Why don’t you make yourself useful and roll that sucker over a couple of these pistachios? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2146 | Come up and down here often? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2147 | If this is your way of getting a young lady’s attention, it looks like boulder dash to me. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2148 | How refreshing to air your hubris on the first date | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2149 | Despite his best efforts Sisyphus could make no headway with the girl. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2150 | Tip not included | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2151 | I feel your pain—I have relationship baggage too! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2152 | Oh I see.. So it wasn't a typo when you wrote that you got a big rock! | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2153 | A little to the left. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2154 | Wear a mask please! | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2155 | Wrong rock | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2156 | Excuse me, is that check-in or carry-on? | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2157 | Sometimes you just have to let it roll. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2158 | It’s pronounced Sisyphus. You were thinking of the venereal disease. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2159 | You know Sisyphus, you’d be a lot more attractive if you smiled | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2160 | Excuse me sir, are you new here? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2161 | I was picturing something a little lighter. I’ll have the fish instead | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2162 | Take a picture it lasts longer | 1.2667 | 0.05940 | 105 | 86 | 10 | 9 |
2163 | Your stone seemed rounder and bigger on tinder | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2164 | Yeah, well I still think Sartre was right, Hell is other people... | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2165 | Ugh! Did zeus send you? Anyway, I will catch up with you while coming down. Save some nachos for me. | 1.2667 | 0.06528 | 105 | 90 | 2 | 13 |
2166 | For the last time Jim, I hinted on a bold move for the second date, not a boulder move. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2167 | Sysiphus! Is that you?! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2168 | Can I have another glass, please? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2169 | You really do come here often. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2170 | What, exactly, is your point ? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2171 | I feel like I've seen you here before. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
2172 | Why are the good ones always married to their work? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2173 | I thought you said you wanted that cocktail on the rocks? | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2174 | You should see the punishment for cheating on me | 1.2647 | 0.04390 | 102 | 75 | 27 | 0 |
2175 | Sorry big boy; the only rocks I'm interested in are what you can can slide onto my fingers. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
2176 | You seem a bit older than you said in your profile. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2177 | Next time up would you bring some ice? | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2178 | Take your time, last call isn't until ∞. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
2179 | Haven't I seen you before? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2180 | Another successful match, thanks to MythologyDate.com! | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2181 | Sorry, I ordered a highball straight up, not on the rocks. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2182 | No pain, no gain, right? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2183 | Don't talk to me about futility! | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2184 | We’ll tell people we met at a bar. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2185 | Still at it, I see. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2186 | What time is it? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2187 | I see you’re building your bonus miles, Sisyphus. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2188 | You could have just said you were busy. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2189 | Sorry, but this is the 50s Office Trope Department - you want Mythology Trope, top floor. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2190 | You shouldn’t have listened when they said “You can never go home.” | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2191 | Hi Sissy, oh, same old , same old...you? | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
2192 | Hmmm...you come here often? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2193 | Trump lost? Are you sure?!! | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2194 | When you said the bar was just a stone's throw up the hill you kidding. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2195 | Cheer up; at least you’re not trying to date in a pandemic! | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2196 | You know, they say Camus used to drink at this place. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2197 | Weren’t you just saying that there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2198 | Just thought I'd leave no stone unturned. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2199 | You look really familiar. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2200 | Hey there, handsome. Come here often? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2201 | Are you my Uber? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2202 | Have you tried carrying it on your shoulders, like the guy in Rockefeller Center? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2203 | Go back and get your mask. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2204 | Hey, big boy, stop in on your way down and have a drink. | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
2205 | Coming here makes me feel better about my life. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2206 | Cave man & the feminist mountain date 🗻 | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2207 | You know, I have a thing for Rock Stars... | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2208 | No thanks, I don't dance to rock" | 1.2642 | 0.06040 | 106 | 88 | 8 | 10 |
2209 | I said AN older man. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2210 | -”Would you for once just dress up and leave that ridiculous giant rock you keep pushing around at home?” | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2211 | Sir, did you know I only make 70 cents for your dollar? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2212 | So, you got any hobbies? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2213 | See ya later, gravitater. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2214 | You can buy me a drink when you make it to the top. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2215 | Care to join me for a bottomless glass of wine? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2216 | Are you Larry? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2217 | That's what you said the last time, and the time before, and the time before... | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2218 | Why not take a load off? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2219 | I’m sorry, you’ll have to go back and get a mask. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2220 | ABD from the philosophy department? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2221 | If you’re not too busy, could you get me some more ice? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2222 | It looked taller in your pictures. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2223 | You think that's hell? I've been waiting for my date forever! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2224 | We Sirens got the revised script last month. How did you miss that memo? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2225 | So, when do you get off? | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
2226 | Upward mobility is a farce, Sisyphus. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2227 | Hey handsome, I'll tell you what's not futile and that's your chances with me tonight. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2228 | I’ll catch you next time around. | 1.2621 | 0.04355 | 103 | 76 | 27 | 0 |
2229 | That's what my unread e-mails feel like. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2230 | Hey Sisy, it’s going to roll back down anyway so why not take a break and get a load off... | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2231 | It was a cherry I wanted. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2232 | I thought you wanted rock and roll entertainment? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2233 | My, what strong legs you've got. | 1.2621 | 0.06164 | 103 | 86 | 7 | 10 |
2234 | Ask me about my mother - I hear it's all downhill from there. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2235 | Sometimes this dating thing feels like an exercise in futility. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2236 | You’ll have to check that baggage. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2237 | So you want a high ball? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2238 | Glad to see someone’s still working! | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2239 | So this is what old fashioned dating means...? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2240 | Same again please | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2241 | Without the chain, the ball isn’t so fun, now is it? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2242 | I said "on the rocks" - plural. Where is the other one? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2243 | No, no, no! That is not how you begin “rock, paper, scissors.” | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2244 | Hey, there's nothing sissy about a Sisyphean task. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2245 | Why so glum? It's Happy Hour! | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2246 | Jeeez, would ya quit Sisyphooting around | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2247 | Got a couple of minutes? | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2248 | Need help? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2249 | Hey, the sign says, "Shoes and shirt required." | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2250 | As long as you're up... | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2251 | I find stick-to-itiveness very attractive. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2252 | So, is there a Mrs. Sisyphus? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2253 | I'm imagining you very, very happy. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2254 | Good news Mr, Sisyphus, Donald Trump has out done your self-aggrandizing and deceitfulness and will be helping you soon. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2255 | I’m sorry, but the funicular is broken all year. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2256 | Maybe you can use it to help me break the glass ceiling. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2257 | damned if you do, damned if you don’t. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2258 | Yes I do. In fact, I’ve been coming here for the last 2,852 days. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2259 | Stop being such a Sysi and just talk to her! | 1.2621 | 0.06317 | 103 | 87 | 5 | 11 |
2260 | You shouldn't have ordered it on the rocks! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2261 | I think you're mistaking me for my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2262 | So you're the Rolling Rock distributor? | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2263 | I prefer mine straight up. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2264 | Nice core. You must do this a lot. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2265 | I take a drink every time it rolls back down. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2266 | You...have the time? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2267 | Welcome to the Existentialist Club, where the angst is on the house. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2268 | Sisyphus, you know I'e always had a thing for rock and rollers. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2269 | You must be one of those "working people" I keep hearing about. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2270 | I hear ya. I've been working from home, and it never stops." | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2271 | I love you, but I won't wait for you forever. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2272 | Sisyphus, when are you going to get that rock to the top of the hill, this drink isn't going to drink itself. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2273 | Of all the gin joints, in all of the world... | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2274 | Maybe you'll get somewhere if you buy me a drink. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2275 | Want to stop by for a drink on your way down? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2276 | You one of the regulars? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2277 | Hi, I'm Miriam. You come here often? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2278 | I know it's futile but you still must wear a mask. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2279 | Let me know if you can get it up. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2280 | Yeah, you know what else seems endless? Come ons from 'high rollers'. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2281 | You're not exactly the one to ask me what am I doing tasting wine on the side of a steep hill? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2282 | If I were you I'd get out of the way now. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2283 | I asked for my drink on the rocks | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2284 | It looks like your therapy hasn't helped much. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2285 | Sisyphus, is that you? I recognized you from your profile picture. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2286 | You’re in here a lot. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2287 | No, I don’t believe in free will either. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2288 | When you said you were a Mason, I was thinking something else entirely. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2289 | The Modern Day Legend "Sisy, I've changed my mind, I want that boulder at the bottom of the hill." | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2290 | I just feel like I’m in a career rut. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2291 | You're late this time. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2292 | I've seen you before. Don't tell me...Syllabus? Syphilis?" | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2293 | You think you’re cursed, these peanuts are stale.” | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2294 | You didn't have a beard on Match! | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2295 | Darling, one soul crushing experience at a time | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2296 | Hey, big boy, do you come by here often ? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2297 | This is locally sourced, so it can be a bit heavier than the last one. | 1.2621 | 0.06164 | 103 | 86 | 7 | 10 |
2298 | You know what's very interesting about your punishment; it's both cruel and unusual. I see the gravity in your situation, and it's absurdity. How's the view from the top of the hill? | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
2299 | I still don't want to get a drink with you, but something tells me you'll keep asking. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2300 | I’ll do anything for you, my love | 1.2621 | 0.06008 | 103 | 85 | 9 | 9 |
2301 | You know, I think I’ve finally come to terms with my failures. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2302 | We all have our burdens to carry. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2303 | Have you been waiting long? It took me longer than I thought to get here. . | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2304 | This is not what I meant by ‘playing some rock and roll.’ | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2305 | Don’t forget to fill out a review at the end of your eternity. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2306 | Can I see both of them? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2307 | I just don't love my work like you | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2308 | I have the feeling that you took that pointless job just to avoid me... | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2309 | It’s much easier on the way down. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2310 | When you're finished there can you find my waiter? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2311 | -Do you love me now?? -Mmm, a little bit further!! | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
2312 | I prefer my drinks neat, thanks though. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2313 | Sisyphus,table for 1. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
2314 | Sorry, we are not hiring right now. At least you got a good Story! | 1.2621 | 0.06008 | 103 | 85 | 9 | 9 |
2315 | I know how you feel! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
2316 | I appreciate the proposal but that’s not quite the rock I was hoping for | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2317 | Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
2318 | ... okay, where was I? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2319 | Sisyphus is so hard to say when you're drunk. I'm jus' gonna call you "Boo with the big rock." | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2320 | Gravity always wins | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2321 | Thank you for taking on your share of the emotional labour in this relationship. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
2322 | Thanks again for offering to buy me a drink, Sisyphus. But for the millionth time, I'm waiting for someone. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
2323 | How many times are you going to stroll past me before offering to buy a girl a drink? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
2324 | When you get to the top, give me a call. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2325 | Well, well...we meet again Sisyphus | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2326 | The wait is an eternity if you don’t have a reservation. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2327 | Whadaya say you lose the metaphor and give a gal some company? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
2328 | I just meant with ice. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2329 | "Wait, don't tell me...'This is the last time', Right? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2330 | I’ll pass, thanks. Missus Sisyphus is suspicious. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2331 | I said I had a thing for older men -- not boulder men. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2332 | Seriously, could you please just bring the check BEFORE you're done with that? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2333 | We can’t keep meeting like this... | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2334 | When I look at you all I see is an eternity! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2335 | I’ve been cursed by the gods to forever repeat the same boring small talk. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2336 | Thursday night works. My schedule isn't set in stone. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2337 | You really need to be specific when ordering a highball in this place. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2338 | You’re bolder then I thought | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2339 | So you're in landscaping? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2340 | Sure is nice to sit down with a drink after a long day. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2341 | Maybe next time? Well, if there is a next time. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2342 | I feel like I've deserved this drink - I've had such a difficult day in the office you won't believe it | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2343 | Admit it. If I had said I was hoping for some "sparkling carats", you wouldn't have understood that either. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2344 | You know, "on the rocks" is plural. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2345 | Are you a dog or a cat person? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2346 | I know you’ll be back, but I may not be here by then | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2347 | Tomorrow I have a new list of contacts for you to trace." | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2348 | How many times do I have to tell you? I ordered the bowl of hors d'oeuvres,not the boulder of Zeus. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2349 | Same place tomorrow? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2350 | I swear I've seen you round here before | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2351 | Now that's what you call a highball! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2352 | I’d ask but I know exactly how often you come here. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2353 | For the millionth time, you can't have my number! | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2354 | Sorry, sports has been cancelled. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2355 | I'm sorry, sir, but face coverings are required. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2356 | I know this is your eternity, but it's still my Friday. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2357 | OK, but 'on the rocks' is plural. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2358 | You do know, I’m sure, that we do have a very strict dress code? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2359 | So tell me, Sisyphus, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2360 | I like his fitness and dedication to his job, but he might be just a little too pushy for me. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2361 | So what’s your story? Your buddy just passed by, pulling a rope, and when I asked him why, he said: Did you ever try pushing one? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2362 | Interested in a real endless struggle? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2363 | I like a man who's resilient. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2364 | I asked for olives and NO rocks. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2365 | My question is this, are you half way up the hill? or halfway down? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2366 | How ironic that they made you do this in Denver. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2367 | I’m sorry.We don’t allow returns. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2368 | Sisyphus? Thank goodness! I though you said "syphilis!" | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2369 | That looks hard. When you're done, I'm easy. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2370 | So, do you still think this dress makes me look fat? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2371 | Sisyphus? The table for two? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2372 | Oh, Sisy, let it go and just chill with me! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2373 | You’d look prettier if you smiled more. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2374 | I hate to be the one to tell you, but Happy Hour ended five minutes ago. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2375 | Thanks, but not that kind of highball. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2376 | Why not stop by for a drink when you're all done? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2377 | So, you got this gig because your boss had father issues? Tell me more. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2378 | Why don't you stop by on your way down? That is, if you have nothing better to do. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2379 | Um, the freight elevator is on the other side. | 1.2600 | 0.05966 | 100 | 82 | 10 | 8 |
2380 | We will roll over your appointment to Tuesday | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2381 | I like to test my intuition. You're not a guy who'd be constantly checking his phone if we had a drink? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2382 | Sure, that's tough, but making small talk is just as grueling. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2383 | It's Sisyphus. I have a standing reservation. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2384 | Stop on your way down and have a drink | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2385 | I'm a woman. Been there, done that. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2386 | Why don't you come up and down and up and down and see me sometime? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2387 | When you're done with that boulder, drop by and I'll show you a better way to get your rocks off. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2388 | You might want to think about using a crane. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2389 | That goes on the buffet with the shellfish. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2390 | Mick, Stop, it’s time to put away the Rolling Stone and retire! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2391 | They’ve named a new drink for you, Sisyphus on the Rock. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2392 | I wasn't even impressed the first time. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2393 | Okay already, I will give you my number | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2394 | Hey, he-man! You've passed-by here way, way too often. Don't be a Sissy. How 'bout one on the rocks with me | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
2395 | You know that they have a “No shoes, no service” policy here, don’t you? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2396 | I stood up a guy in a swan costume. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2397 | I’m still waiting. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2398 | Could I trouble you for a match? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2399 | Well, I didn't realize that the "rocking it!" on your tinder profile was this literal. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | Shall I order you something on the rocks? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2401 | I'll have a Rolling Rock, please! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2402 | I like listening to The Rolling Stones too! | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2403 | Baby, I invented rock n roll. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2404 | I didn’t expect to see you here Nancy. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2405 | Next time, don’t drop the ball. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2406 | Delivery for a Mr Sisyphus! | 1.2600 | 0.06454 | 100 | 85 | 4 | 11 |
2407 | First time? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | So, how's trickle-down economics working out for you? | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2409 | I didn’t think this is what you meant when you said “I know The Rock” | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2410 | It was at this point Colin realised his date wasn’t looking for a guy with a big rock.. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2411 | Well, it’s better than going home with Syphilis | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2412 | Just keep applying. Someone will call you. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
2413 | This is not exactly what I meant when I said I needed something stronger. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2414 | I'll have another glass of wine when you get a moment. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2415 | Don't wear yourself out this year. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2416 | You would look better if you smiled more. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2417 | I'd ask you to stop for a drink, but that would be pointless. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2418 | Work huh? I feel you | 1.2600 | 0.06454 | 100 | 85 | 4 | 11 |
2419 | Oh, I just finished a set of 10. | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
2420 | Sorry hun, I’m booked till the end of eternity | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2421 | There are other women at the bottom of the hill, you know. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2422 | Stop by on your way down. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2423 | So that's what you do for a living. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2424 | Wife of Sisyphus | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
2425 | Just saying...what're you hoping to accomplish pushing that up there? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2426 | Just because you'll be back doesn't mean I'll still be here. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2427 | You want a drink or are you going to push that rock all night? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2428 | Got a minute? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2429 | Could I get a menu? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2430 | I know you have been doing that for an eternity but you do realize it was only a parable from Greek mythology!!! | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2431 | I asked for two olives. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2432 | Take it back. I said 'on the rocks,'not boulders. | 1.2596 | 0.06110 | 104 | 87 | 7 | 10 |
2433 | And leave your credit card, too. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2434 | Don't get me started on MY day! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2435 | Sorry the answers still no. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2436 | So you like to rock and roll do you? | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
2437 | « I lost an earring out there. Can you keep an eye out for it? « | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2438 | So, whatcha doin' later, big boy? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2439 | Pass by here often? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2440 | The 'No Shoes No Service' rule is strictly enforced here. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2441 | Care for one "on the rocks"? | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
2442 | That's not the rock I was hoping for. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2443 | Nice try, but I said a Rock from Tiffany's. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2444 | Do you often come this way? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2445 | Between a rock and a hard place, eh? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2446 | Just this one last roll, I swear | 1.2596 | 0.05955 | 104 | 86 | 9 | 9 |
2447 | Huh. Camus said you’d be taller. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2448 | You got stones, I’ll give you that | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2449 | Bet you try this with all the girls | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2450 | It’s called manifesting, just imagine yourself happy | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2451 | I’ll bet you take *your* whiskey straight up. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2452 | Who’s your personal trainer? | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2453 | According to 23andMe I am part caveman | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
2454 | Wanna try out something really pointless? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
2455 | Kellyanne Conway finally found her ideal captive audience! | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
2456 | One million more times and yes you can buy me a drink. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2457 | Aren’t you glad it’s not square? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2458 | So, your Tinder profile isn't an exaggeration. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2459 | Would you like a Manhattan on the rock. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2460 | Let me get the ball rolling here.. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2461 | Roll up here often? | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2462 | Yeah, she's here ... the MILF of Sisyphus. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2463 | So, do you come her often? | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
2464 | So, Sisyphus, come here often? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2465 | You look awfully familiar. Do you come here often? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2466 | Rolling stones gather no dates. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2467 | Too bad. My curse involves this martini glass never being empty. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2468 | With all the bars closed,I'm between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2469 | See You Soon | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2470 | I don't rollover that easily. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2471 | Buy me a drink? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2472 | It beats being stood up for eternity. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2473 | I love a man with a purpose. Do join me when you're done. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2474 | I asked for a twist. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2475 | That will ensure social distancing. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2476 | Patio dining's open, buddy. . .but the gym is still closed. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2477 | Can you send my server over when you get a chance? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2478 | Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because they are the people you are going to meet on the way down." (with credits to Art Carney | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2479 | On your next trip up, could you bring me a napkin? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2480 | Let the good times roll. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2481 | You said you wanted it on the rocks | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2482 | I wonder which one of us is bolder | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2483 | Knucklehead! I said NOT on the rocks. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2484 | Hey sailor, buy you a drink? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2485 | We will talk about uplifting experiences on your way down | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2486 | It's only uphill from here, God (*sips on quarantini) | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2487 | I'm sorry about last time, I thought you said "syphilis" | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2488 | Hey stranger, haven’t I seen you passing by before? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2489 | Yell "'Fore" if it gets away from you. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2490 | When you're finished, Sisyphus, why don't you look me up? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2491 | Care for some Syphilis with that Sysiphus? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2492 | Just a reminder.The gymnasia closes tonight at 9! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2493 | You men and your sports. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2494 | No, I really don't want to come up and see your etchings | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2495 | All it is with you is work, work, work! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2496 | You think you're discouraged, try finding a date during a pandemic | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2497 | I said “ON the rocks” not one big rock” | 1.2577 | 0.06092 | 97 | 80 | 9 | 8 |
2498 | A couple million more times and you'll have an idea of how it feels to fight a glass ceiling. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
2499 | Oh, you're the Greek one, aren't you. I love Greek food, it's amazing! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2500 | Are you here for the convention too? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2501 | You're the only one who understands when i say i want a drink on the rocks. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2502 | Have you thought of digging a hole at the top of the hill? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2503 | I used to push rocks too, but over the years I've transitioned into a wine kinda gal. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2504 | I thought you said a highball. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2505 | The next time you come up, could you bring more peanuts? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2506 | Hey Sisy! Great seeing you again! What's new with you? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2507 | Well hello there Sisyphus. I like the way you roll. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2508 | Do you want your drink on the rocks? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2509 | Thats not what I meant when I said I want my drink on the rocks. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2510 | My my. She’s a lucky girl. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2511 | Hi there! Haven't I seen you before? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2512 | I've always admired a man with big stones. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2513 | Take your time-- you paid for the whole night. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2514 | While you're up, see if you can find our waiter. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2515 | It looks like you're a regular here too. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2516 | Another Merlot, please, when you get a sec. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2517 | one back when you are done Si, but I am not going to wait for an eternity. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2518 | I feel like I've seen your face before. Do you come here often? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2519 | Sisyphus, you seem great and all, but I feel like we’re talking in circles. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2520 | Hey there, not so fast--buy a girl a drink and let a little moss gather. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2521 | ...or you could just roll with it. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2522 | Oh great. Another sisyphean first date. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2523 | You do that every day too? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2524 | If you think that is laborious you should try this wine. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2525 | When do you take a depressed economy to therapy? | 1.2577 | 0.06760 | 97 | 84 | 1 | 12 |
2526 | Have you seen the news? Trust me Atlas, nobody noticed. Have a drink. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2527 | I chose my career because I heard it had good upward mobility. How about you? | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2528 | I told you she wasn't worth it. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2529 | Actually, you’re quite happy. Camus said so. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2530 | When you’re done with that I’m low on peanuts... | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2531 | I'll just sit here and watch, if that's fine | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2532 | Hi there! Looks like you work for the CDC! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2533 | Do you know how much work it took to get here? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2534 | Sisyphus rolls into a bar, again. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2535 | Paleo looks good on you | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2536 | Do you come here often?" "I'm hoping to leave town soon, actually. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2537 | - Hi again Sisyphus! I don’t think they’re at home. - Delivery high bounce rates are killing online selling. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2538 | You've got it easy. I've been trying to convince American's to have some sense | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2539 | We need to talk. I've met someone. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2540 | It's 2020, it's just gonna roll back down again. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2541 | Yes, Rick. I did it in heels. | 1.2577 | 0.06266 | 97 | 81 | 7 | 9 |
2542 | Oh how the tables have turned! | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2543 | Should I get you one on the rocks? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2544 | May I offer you some advice? | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2545 | How did you sidestep the No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service policy? | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2546 | His Tinder profile said he was a baller. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2547 | I think you’re coming on too strong. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2548 | Are you going to put in for "Over-Time" ? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2549 | Definitely! Unprecedented times! | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2550 | Hang in there, Joe | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2551 | And here I thought sitting at a bar on a steep rocky slope waiting for Mr. Right to come along was an exercise in futility. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2552 | Did that for thirty years. Enough! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2553 | May I help you? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2554 | They do have a bellhop in the lobby. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2555 | Sorry...you can't enter without a shirt and shoes. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2556 | Not what I had in mind ... when I said I'll take mine on the rocks | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2557 | At least you’re upfront with your issues. I find that refreshing. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2558 | Just yell 'Fore!' when you get to the top. | 1.2574 | 0.05912 | 101 | 83 | 10 | 8 |
2559 | Keep up the good work Mayor | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2560 | Sigh. “Not another one,” she said to herself. Marilyn turned from her Chardonnay to her disheveled suitor with a full eye-roll. “Let me guess. You want to know if I want to be between a rock and a hard place.” | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2561 | Ahh!! Are we carrying the male ego today? | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
2562 | But you haven’t heard of infinite scrolling? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2563 | If you're not busy, I'll take another glass. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2564 | Join me for happy hour on your way back down | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2565 | I don’t wanna do this, I don’t have to do this, but I like to think this is who I am. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2566 | Oh, good. I thought you weren’t coming. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2567 | Hey, haven’t I seen you here before? And before that? And before that? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2568 | Ugh, Tuesday’s! Am I right? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2569 | I've always been interested in boulder men. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2570 | Sorry, I said neat. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2571 | You,Tarzan. Me, Jane. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2572 | Are you busy tonight? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2573 | When they told me to aim for a 'big rock' when you proposed, this wasn't quite what I had in mind... | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2574 | If you buy me a drink, I’ll get them to turn the page up side down. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2575 | So... do you have any other hobbies? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2576 | Didn’t you get the memo? We leave the rocks at the bottom now. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2577 | That's absurd. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2578 | Is that with an 'f' or a 'ph'? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2579 | So, what you doing later? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2580 | That's a boulder move than the last guy made. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2581 | I can't wait to hear your reason for that. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2582 | Such a hard body wasted on a rock. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2583 | I'll be here when you're done with that | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2584 | It feels like we’re forever bumping into each other... | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2585 | The real punishment is this bland martini. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2586 | That's close enough. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2587 | You went to Jared ? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2588 | Oh, I only meant I’d like some ice in it. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2589 | Sometimes you have to stop and smell the Rosé.” | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2590 | You pick your Hell and I'll pick mine! | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2591 | So, how long have you been on Bouldr? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2592 | Eternity? That's how long the waiter took! | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2593 | Oh, no. Mick Jagger left over an hour ago. | 1.2525 | 0.06149 | 99 | 83 | 7 | 9 |
2594 | Yes,I do come here often. And you? | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
2595 | When the gyms and bars are finally open again, do you think we'll look back fondly at all this quality time together? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2596 | Those gallstones will just come back to haunt you. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2597 | Excuse me, I was never given the water I asked for five minutes ago. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2598 | I meant a “bolder man” not a “boulder man” | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
2599 | Not even a giant snowball's chance I'm going out with you. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2600 | You’re so absurd | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
2601 | Same place same time tomorrow? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2602 | You never have time for me | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2603 | So how has working from home been for you? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2604 | You’d look so much prettier if you smiled! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2605 | I love a man with confidence, but hubris? Eugh | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2606 | Well, I'm a little bit Country... | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2607 | Your job sounds so interesting! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2608 | You and me both pal. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2609 | It's nice to see a familiar face. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2610 | Thank you for your service. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2611 | But you look great. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2612 | How does it feel? | 1.2474 | 0.06048 | 97 | 81 | 8 | 8 |
2613 | ... and when you're done with that, be sure to take out the trash! | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2614 | On your way back, I would LOVE to have an olive. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2615 | Chose your burden wisely | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2616 | A little moss will be ok dear | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2617 | Can't you get your mind off of work for one minute? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2618 | Come sit and take a load off. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2619 | Yes, now I remember. You had the profile that said you liked "Rolling Stones." | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2620 | No. Sisyphus passed by an hour ago. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2621 | Hey, stranger. What are you doing later? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2622 | Stop me if you've heard this one, but I feel as though we've met before . | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2623 | Don't talk to me about injustice. This wine isn't a good vintage and the peanuts are unsalted. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2624 | It’s the worlds largest matzoh ball | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2625 | I don't remember ordering an old fashioned on the rocks. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2626 | Can't get it up? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2627 | I'm a Rolling Stones fan myself. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2628 | Every day with that damned boulder. 'Gotta get it to the top', that's all you care about. What about me? I didn't sign up for this. I married a king but what do I get? Maybe a 'Hi, howya doing' once a day. Big deal. I want a divorce. | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
2629 | Just let go. It doesn't get any better than this. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
2630 | If you don't have anything better to do than social distancing, how 'bout joining me for a drink! I have masks! | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2631 | You do realize there is a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy at this establishment. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2632 | I love how you slide down at the end! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2633 | Hi - nice to see you again! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2634 | Come here often . . . ? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | Sorry, you'll have to take that around the back. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2636 | Hey, what time do you get off tonight? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2637 | You sure come by regularly for someone who's "not interested." | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2638 | Look on the bright side; your quarantine beard is looking quite sporty. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2639 | Is that you, Fauci? It's me, Debbie Birx. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2640 | Not without mask, please! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2641 | Would it kill you to do happy hour just once? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2642 | I’m sorry. We’re still fully booked. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2643 | Haven’t I seen you in this place before? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2644 | I’ve read Camus, but you don’t look so happy to me. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2645 | Oh Sisyphus, just let it roll off your back. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2646 | Student debt. But, I’m a nice guy. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2647 | When you’re done with that, the leaves need to be raked, too. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2648 | Cute but I can do that in heels | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2649 | Would you like some scotch with your rock | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2650 | it's just a cotton ball.. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2651 | I said, I like the way you roll... | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2652 | Got time for a quickie? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2653 | Another round? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2654 | You don’t have to go through all that. I’m easy. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2655 | No I wanted a 25 yr old on the rocks. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2656 | I said neat. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2657 | I hear you keep pushing for an eternity, I'm intrigued. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2658 | Sisyphus? Aren't you a little old for that? | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2659 | Are you busy later? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2660 | I can tell you workout. | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2661 | Hi, sweeie. Didn't I see you here yesterday? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2662 | Can I just call you Sissy? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | You're going to say no, but can I buy you a drink? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2664 | Sorry, but I'm waiting for Tantalus. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2665 | Stop on your way down then... | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2666 | I dated Orpheus, so don't try to make like you're a big rock star. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2667 | Hey, big boy - Carpe Diem! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2668 | I'm waiting for Tantalus. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2669 | I’ve seen you here before. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2670 | I hope you're not the "Ball of fun" the dating site matched with me. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2671 | Can't you just crush the grapes the normal way? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2672 | This is almost as hard as living in 2020. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2673 | Hey mister, do you want to fuck me?” “Not now, I’m pushing this rock | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2674 | Hey, catch you on the way down big boy. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2675 | No, I didn't order a highball on the rocks. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2676 | Have you got a match? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2677 | Let this be a lesson to you! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2678 | I’ll buy you a drink when you’re done. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2679 | Nice abs. You been workin' out? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2680 | Your right, I should have specified the use of a fitness ball | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2681 | Hi Sis, buy a girl a drink? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2682 | Ditch the boulder and have one on the rocks. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2683 | Your profile said you were into rock n' roll, not rolling a rock. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2684 | I've definitely seen you here before. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2685 | Atlas? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2686 | I'll bet that really tones your thighs. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2687 | You wanted your drink on the rocks? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2688 | Would you mind bringing me some more pretzels when you're through with that rock? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2689 | I hope you can carry the conversation because I’m pretty tired”. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2690 | The days just run together, don't they? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2691 | This isn't exactly how I expected to spend our retirement. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2692 | I can't believe I fell for a Tinderized loser: “Hippie into Rock and Roll”. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2693 | Hey Mister, come here often? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2694 | Why yes, I *am* ready for some rock and roll! | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2695 | Wait, HOW many repetitions did they say? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2696 | No, I didn’t just crawl out from under a rock. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2697 | Oh, you must be Sisyphus. I’m Jan | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2698 | Now you know how it feels. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2699 | It' s hard to imagine you're happy with that attitude, Mister. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2700 | I'm gearing up for the debate. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2701 | And I was filing darn invoices all day! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2702 | Can interest you in something even more meaningless? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2703 | How many times are you going to be featured in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2704 | So you weren't trying to be ironic with the whole, "I've been ordained to a life of eternal struggle," bit in your dating profile? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2705 | You know I get half this rock, right? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2706 | We have to check your temperature before you can ho any further. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2707 | Hey, when do you get off work? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2708 | I bet you're a Capricorn. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2709 | Hey big boy! Why don't you buy me a drink when you're done rolling that stone up the hill? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2710 | Thanks, but I just wanted more ice. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2711 | Would you like one for the roll? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2712 | Resistance is futile | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2713 | Hi! Do you come here a lot? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2714 | I'll bet you can use a cold beer right about now. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2715 | Yes, yes, we get it, Sisyphus--you're essential. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2716 | This place has really gone downhill. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2717 | You're brother Atlas was here and said if you came by, to tell you it's all just a hoax, let it go and have a drink! | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2718 | Oh sweetie, drop the ball, come have a drink! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2719 | You need to put a large stone or something under it. That thing has rolled past me three times just since I came here. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2720 | Sisyphus, stop by for a martini when you're finished. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2721 | Turns out the struggle itself isn't enough to fill a man's heart | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2722 | Now I know what they call this the Hard Rock Cafe. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2723 | You were serious when you promised to do the heavy lifting in our relationship! | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2724 | I just wanted a little ice for my drink. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2725 | But they're keeping you on payroll indefinitely, too, right? | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2726 | Got the time? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2727 | I thought that was just your day job. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2728 | My penance is not having an olive in my martini. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2729 | That olive is much bigger than I expected! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2730 | Bring Your Own Boulder": oh that's what it meant | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2731 | Sweetie, I've read my Camus and I'm sorry if it annoys you, but I'm imagining you happy. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2732 | Cheer up, Sisyphace! At least you don’t have your immortal liver picked apart every day like that Prometheus guy. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2733 | Sorry, he's out. Could you come back tomorrow? | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2734 | After you're done, bring me the check. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2735 | You're wasting your time. I'm not impressed. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2736 | Stop. I don't care who you are. I must take your temperature again. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2737 | I ordered the rock OYSTERS. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2738 | Just drop what you're doing and have a drink with me. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2739 | So how's your day going? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2740 | Tell me your story and I’ll tell you mine. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2741 | Sorry, I said colder. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2742 | I prefer my men, neat. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2743 | I am a ballbuster. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2744 | Come by when you're finished! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2745 | Oh dear, daddy. Not papa roll a stone, Papa was a rollin' stone. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2746 | When you get a break, how about gettin' me some ice? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2747 | Rock and roll will never die. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2748 | Hi! Come here often. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2749 | Why, yes, come to think of it, I believe we’ve met before. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2750 | What are you doing on the way down? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2751 | I've always liked a boulder man. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 |