Contest #719


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719

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Between you and me, the owner can’t unload this fast enough.”
  2. “You pay rent quarterly.”
  3. “And, for your convenience, there’s an apartment within walking distance.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-08-09T19:34:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-08-23T19:36:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-08-17T19:35:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 24, 2020
Number of captions 10057
Number of responses 1020554
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Ignore the ‘Whites Only’ sign. 2.0583 0.01251 4239 1290 1412 1537
1 ...course you’ll have to put some money into it. 1.9874 0.00921 7568 2479 2705 2384
2 If you want a side-by-side, you'll have to go to the suburbs. 1.9661 0.00817 9431 3137 3477 2817
3 Well the ad did say apartment size washer and dryer. 1.9617 0.00822 9807 3444 3295 3068
4 The only downside is that the monthly rent has to be paid in quarters 1.9488 0.00754 10959 3711 4098 3150
5 At least you won't be living in a vacuum. 1.9087 0.01564 2628 975 918 735
6 Between you and me, the owner can’t unload this fast enough. 1.9061 0.00938 7020 2526 2627 1867
7 And, the place practically cleans itself. 1.8996 0.00891 7579 2696 2948 1935
8 Rent is stabilized at 25 cents for five minutes. 1.8982 0.00978 6963 2711 2250 2002
9 Some residents find it soothing, but others complain that they toss and turn all night. 1.8742 0.01884 1606 571 666 369
10 No, I didn't say it's a co-op. I said coin-op. 1.8675 0.00980 6476 2501 2332 1643
11 You’ll want flood insurance 1.8623 0.01087 5549 2252 1809 1488
12 Nothing in the neighborhood stacks up against it. 1.8594 0.00967 7112 2937 2238 1937
13 It's open,if you want to take it for a spin. 1.8590 0.01431 2752 997 1146 609
14 ...and the upper unit will be ready in, let's see... 31 minutes. 1.8514 0.00927 6660 2475 2701 1484
15 Before we go inside I must ask, would either of you consider yourself delicate? 1.8376 0.01049 5445 2146 2037 1262
16 You’ll need to be approved by the Ironing Board. 1.8362 0.01040 6012 2526 1945 1541
17 You pay rent quarterly. 1.8351 0.01054 5659 2321 1950 1388
18 Of course, these things go in cycles. 1.8327 0.01672 2050 787 819 444
19 The only downside is that rent needs to be paid in quarters. 1.8298 0.00955 6768 2763 2394 1611
20 And the best part is, you'll hardly hear the traffic. 1.8199 0.01271 3671 1479 1374 818
21 Now, before going inside I need you to empty your pockets. 1.8156 0.01088 5221 2183 1818 1220
22 I do need to disclose that the sellers are taking the washer and dryer. 1.8143 0.02107 1427 609 474 344
23 It's the Trump family headquarters, Launder on top floor and Spin on street level. 1.8116 0.01405 3589 1672 921 996
24 . . .And our seniors especially like the wrinkle-free settings. 1.7992 0.01262 4237 1941 1206 1090
25 What made you want to live in the garment district? 1.7974 0.01147 4546 1912 1643 991
26 Only one previous owner, a Mr Sock, who mysteriously abandoned his partner! 1.7923 0.01425 3216 1453 978 785
27 As soon as the buzzer sounds, we should be able to get in. 1.7906 0.01006 5354 2128 2219 1007
28 The whole complex was built with laundered money 1.7885 0.01085 5367 2384 1734 1249
29 Or maybe you'd prefer a home on the range? 1.7860 0.01287 3929 1788 1194 947
30 The owners are desperate to sell. They got caught laundering money. 1.7850 0.02175 1293 564 443 286
31 The seller has been trying to unload this for a while. 1.7712 0.01095 4629 1935 1818 876
32 And for your convenience, there's an apartment within walking distance. 1.7591 0.01201 4267 1951 1393 923
33 It’s a hot property. Or warm. Or cold. Your choice, really.” 1.7574 0.01331 3191 1382 1201 608
34 "When it was first built they required separating whites from colors, but fortunately times have changed. 1.7409 0.01242 4099 1964 1233 902
35 If you stay at casual wash and medium dry, it should be within your budget. 1.7363 0.01343 3553 1731 1028 794
36 I am obligated to tell you that the previous owners dyed in it. 1.7300 0.01548 2563 1226 803 534
37 Unfortunately there is no laundry room. 1.7267 0.01309 3933 2009 990 934
38 The seller is willing to pay clothing costs. 1.7253 0.01531 2632 1272 811 549
39 And this unit is especially clean. 1.7243 0.01398 3167 1537 966 664
40 We market this home to ‘The wheels on the bus ...’ 1.6955 0.01468 3537 2051 512 974
41 Comes with a lifetime supply of Gravol. 1.6895 0.01486 3507 2071 454 982
42 And it comes with a basement full of single socks. 1.6858 0.01439 2858 1435 886 537
43 It's unusual to get this much capacity so close to town. 1.6832 0.01612 2184 1075 726 383
44 Some claim it's haunted - A couple moves in, one always goes missing. 1.6799 0.01441 2815 1417 882 516
45 I'll be honest. At times, the downstairs tenants can get quite agitated. 1.6797 0.01558 2248 1088 792 368
46 These apartments move quickly, we have a lot of turn over 1.6774 0.01594 2387 1233 691 463
47 They're asking 8.2 million quarters 1.6690 0.01558 2420 1244 733 443
48 It’s a Trump property. He’s been laundering money is real estate for years. 1.6671 0.01539 2589 1368 715 506
49 It IS a laundromat, built from a misread plans, and converted. 1.6652 0.01684 2548 1489 423 636
50 The trick is to get out of bed before the spin cycle. 1.6636 0.01501 2497 1263 811 423
51 Front load makes moving in really easy. 1.6529 0.01629 1962 969 705 288
52 The only catch is you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.6509 0.01634 2094 1078 669 347
53 We do have some less expensive units that are top loading. 1.6509 0.01593 1982 965 744 273
54 The only downside is you have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.6507 0.01714 1998 1057 582 359
55 It's priced well now, but I'd wait for the Labor Day sale! 1.6450 0.01811 1842 999 498 345
56 We made this one for the filthy rich. 1.6437 0.01862 1701 912 483 306
57 There’s a clothesline out back. 1.6405 0.01894 1697 931 445 321
58 Think of it this way - it comes with a three-year warranty. 1.6390 0.01896 1673 914 449 310
59 Or, if you prefer, I have a side-by-side in the Laundry District. 1.6388 0.01835 1689 895 509 285
60 Location, yes." But what really counts here is the SETTING. 1.6377 0.01818 1590 810 546 234
61 The bottom floor has a slight water problem...but upstairs is much dryer. 1.6372 0.01851 1654 877 500 277
62 Pre-war? I thought you said pre-wash! 1.6322 0.02055 1528 877 336 315
63 I also have a nice side-by-side uptown. 1.6275 0.01944 1404 731 465 208
64 For some reason the former tenants became agitated and moved out. 1.6244 0.01995 1350 711 435 204
65 And over here you’ll find the official laundromat of the NBA. 1.6238 0.02194 1369 805 274 290
66 They have toddlers" 1.6215 0.02244 1292 757 267 268
67 As you can see, the neighborhood is very clean. 1.6210 0.02192 1285 732 308 245
68 And solar powered 1.6186 0.02334 1256 760 215 281
69 The top unit comes fully loaded. 1.6171 0.02076 1217 641 401 175
70 No, but there's a laundromat on the corner. 1.6146 0.02226 1178 658 316 204
71 ...And it's lint controlled. 1.6146 0.02164 1152 618 360 174
72 Oddly enough, this apartment is invisible to most men. 1.6145 0.02262 1144 640 305 199
73 No pets. No smoking. No hand-knit sweaters. 1.6139 0.02103 1163 610 392 161
74 And this one was originally a Victorian Top-Loader. 1.6128 0.02309 1126 640 282 204
75 You know what they say about real estate, "Rotation, rotation, rotation." 1.6123 0.02341 993 537 304 152
76 And the giant dryers are conveniently located just across the Williamsburg Bridge. 1.6112 0.02432 1093 648 222 223
77 The architects were inspired by the GE school of stackable design. 1.6107 0.02417 1107 657 224 226
78 Doubles as a shower too 1.6077 0.02480 1068 642 203 223
79 This condo was designed by “Whirlpool”! 1.6072 0.02486 1059 636 203 220
80 The exhaust duct doubles as a lovely six car garage. 1.6067 0.02498 1068 648 192 228
81 Just wait until you see the refrigerator! 1.6060 0.02294 1028 560 313 155
82 You can read all our reviews in the permanent press. 1.6026 0.02381 999 560 276 163
83 It’s listed for six million quarters. 1.6014 0.02382 976 542 281 153
84 The previous owner used real estate to launder his cash. 1.5996 0.02387 974 543 278 153
85 It's cooler downstairs but always dryer upstairs. 1.5987 0.02356 952 519 296 137
86 It’s our new home business. Hurricanes down stairs, hotter then hell upstairs 1.5981 0.02748 938 596 123 219
87 Originally built by Mr. Trump, who thought it would be an acceptable way to separate the whites from the colors. 1.5979 0.02514 940 544 230 166
88 The one real drawback is you have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.5965 0.02470 922 520 254 148
89 It cleans up nicely.” 1.5961 0.02409 916 503 280 133
90 Vacant since March. 1.5947 0.02732 908 566 144 198
91 OK, the next townhouses I want to show you are really clean. 1.5944 0.02675 900 546 173 181
92 It has really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.5932 0.02396 826 432 298 96
93 These are our high efficiency, large capacity units. 1.5917 0.02414 867 468 285 114
94 That upcycling movement is really getting out of hand. 1.5914 0.02810 864 543 131 190
95 And down the street is the Flatiron District. 1.5912 0.02559 844 476 237 131
96 We're calling it a deep-clean duplex. 1.5890 0.02800 837 517 147 173
97 There's no gym but the spin classes are a blast! 1.5884 0.02483 831 454 265 112
98 Once we hear the buzzer, I'll be able to take you through. 1.5877 0.02556 810 450 244 116
99 Make the right offer and they'll fold. 1.5858 0.02549 816 455 244 117
100 And the asking price is only 3.5 million quarters. 1.5856 0.02555 806 448 244 114
101 Laurent Gilles Tourbillon, certainly the most talented architect of his generation, who gallicized his name when studying in Paris. 1.5853 0.02900 815 518 117 180
102 This is our community center and combined laundromat. Everyone on the block throws their dirty clothes in together, and then we have a sorting party. Sure you lose a few things, but you make new friends while you save the environment. 1.5847 0.02789 797 481 166 150
103 It was designed by Front Load Wright 1.5841 0.02743 791 468 184 139
104 This one I think you'll really like, it's rinse controlled. 1.5834 0.02688 785 454 204 127
105 Just another old neighborhood going through laundryfication” 1.5831 0.02751 782 462 184 136
106 Yes. Lint’s picked up every Tuesday. 1.5830 0.02489 765 407 270 88
107 In addition to being absolutely spotless, this property has some really unique features...and several different fabric settings. 1.5818 0.02709 782 456 197 129
108 The last tenants turned the lint trap into a breakfast nook. 1.5797 0.02692 740 421 210 109
109 The upstairs unit is currently occupied, but the tenants are moving out in 45 minutes. 1.5792 0.02615 751 417 233 101
110 There is no elevator, but there is a laundry chute. 1.5789 0.02628 741 411 231 99
111 Let's go for a spin inside. 1.5771 0.02648 726 403 227 96
112 The view on spin cycle is unbelievable! 1.5761 0.02605 729 400 238 91
113 This one turns over a lot 1.5712 0.02664 667 362 229 76
114 Between us, you'd be buying at the best possible moment in the cycle. 1.5684 0.02744 658 366 210 82
115 Hands? That's so April. We wash everything. 1.5645 0.03121 643 402 119 122
116 And this one was built in 2020, when there were no rules. 1.5639 0.03116 626 386 127 113
117 You'll probably want to take the second floor; it's drier. 1.5637 0.02790 628 350 202 76
118 With a deposit of 6 quarters, this could be yours for 20 minutes. 1.5637 0.02897 628 362 178 88
119 This is a self-cleaning unit. 1.5631 0.02788 634 355 201 78
120 Next, I'm going to take you to the cleaners 1.5622 0.02983 635 379 155 101
121 And it's only 14,000 quarters a month. 1.5607 0.02881 610 347 184 79
122 So, if you’d like to see the interior, we’ll need a couple of quarters. 1.5600 0.02955 600 347 170 83
123 Unfortunately the rent requires exact change. 1.5598 0.02823 602 353 175 74
124 These can be yours for only 40 million quarters. 1.5589 0.02916 603 346 177 80
125 ...And it's a steal at thirteen thousand quarters a month. 1.5584 0.02883 591 333 186 72
126 No rent, just utilities 1.5584 0.02951 591 340 172 79
127 If this doesn't fit your budget, I've got a top-loader available on the West Side. 1.5552 0.02914 580 329 180 71
128 This model is perfect for The Age of Spin. 1.5546 0.03173 568 345 131 92
129 An excellent example of the 'metaphorical' style of architecture. 1.5546 0.03409 568 370 81 117
130 You pay quarterly. 1.5535 0.03051 551 333 142 76
131 Each unit includes a Clorox Quarnatini mixer. 1.5534 0.03395 571 372 82 117
132 Rent is due the first of the month. Best to start inserting quarters by the 27th. 1.5530 0.03172 557 336 134 87
133 Actually there are no washer/dryer connections in the building. It's the architect's subversive commentary on modern conveniences and the class divide. On a positive note, there's a Starbuck's on the ground floor. 1.5530 0.03331 557 352 102 103
134 The downstairs unit gets a bit damp and the upstairs unit a little warm, but most people barely notice. 1.5526 0.03306 456 261 138 57
135 And in 100 years, we won't even remember Jefferson Davis or his neighborhood statue. 1.5518 0.03431 560 366 79 115
136 The seller is anxious to unload this. 1.5506 0.03046 534 306 162 66
137 Would you like to take a spin around the apartment? 1.5506 0.03046 534 306 162 66
138 And there are free daily spin classes! 1.5493 0.03212 537 324 131 82
139 The asking price is 2.8 million quarters. 1.5488 0.03206 543 329 130 84
140 Rent is only 75 cents every 15 minutes. 1.5487 0.03127 534 314 147 73
141 Believe me. You're entering the housing market at just the right cycle. 1.5487 0.03035 534 306 163 65
142 And when you buy the washer dryer we throw in the house 1.5463 0.02950 529 296 177 56
143 The view will make your head spin! 1.5458 0.03207 524 314 134 76
144 It's lint-controlled. 1.5456 0.03141 526 310 145 71
145 And it's fully loaded! 1.5456 0.03059 526 303 159 64
146 The design was inspired by the Guggenheim. 1.5442 0.03351 520 324 109 87
147 ...and the lint trap pulls out into a futon! 1.5434 0.03291 495 297 127 71
148 The original owner just passed away at 90--totally wrinkle-free. 1.5430 0.03219 512 306 134 72
149 You know how it is: real estate goes in cycles. 1.5417 0.03097 515 299 153 63
150 And in the morning, you just tumble out of bed! 1.5414 0.03139 495 286 150 59
151 The former owners were big money launderers. 1.5400 0.03230 487 287 137 63
152 Both units are available, but only for 40 minutes at a time. 1.5399 0.03220 489 288 138 63
153 this is probably suppose to be a joke about the housing crisis but doesnt really work because its a stupid joke 1.5385 0.03773 494 340 42 112
154 Makes washing windows a snap! 1.5385 0.03322 494 301 120 73
155 The builder is doing time for money laundering. 1.5372 0.03350 484 295 118 71
156 Of course, nowadays we don't encourage residents to separate the whites and colors. 1.5372 0.03193 484 283 142 59
157 It was a foreclosure: the last owner got cleaned out. 1.5364 0.03340 481 292 120 69
158 The price may seem steep, but it's front-loaded. 1.5364 0.03275 481 287 130 64
159 Many people complain that new development white-washes the neighborhood, but frankly I don't know what they're concerned about. Anyway, rent for this modern two-bedroom is $4,500/mo. 1.5357 0.03823 476 327 43 106
160 These two here have also great views and both guarantee Covid19 protection since the water is at 140F... I know, too much humidity, but it's better than bleach, anyway... 1.5349 0.03724 473 316 61 96
161 I have to disclose that someone dyed in it. 1.5349 0.03179 473 274 145 54
162 The last renters haven't moved out yet, but you can just set their things on top. 1.5342 0.03342 453 279 114 60
163 Rent is due at the end of every cycle. 1.5342 0.03162 468 269 148 51
164 And you will neeed a 2 quarters to enter from the front. 1.5323 0.03422 464 285 111 68
165 And here we have the world’s first self-cleaning house 1.5316 0.03423 459 281 112 66
166 It’s actually a branch of Deutsche Bank. 1.5303 0.03448 445 271 112 62
167 Living here will be like a barrel of monkeys! 1.5290 0.03894 448 307 45 96
168 I hope you don't mind people watching you swim. 1.5290 0.03628 448 287 85 76
169 You should see the view when the Tide comes in. 1.5286 0.03405 437 262 119 56
170 Ahhhhhh! I think Rick Moranis shrunk us! 1.5281 0.03915 445 306 43 96
171 It's kinda like group insurance. 1.5281 0.03889 445 306 44 95
172 The Dryers live across the street. 1.5263 0.03526 437 271 102 64
173 The only complaint from our last tenant was missing socks. 1.5246 0.03482 427 260 110 57
174 It’s all about rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.5246 0.03590 427 267 96 64
175 The developer was convicted of money laundering. 1.5245 0.03454 429 260 113 56
176 The President had these built so we could keep the whites and coloreds separate. 1.5234 0.03704 428 276 80 72
177 The interior is immaculate. 1.5215 0.03339 418 245 128 45
178 Rent is only eight quarters every fifteen minutes. 1.5214 0.03428 420 252 117 51
179 Heat and hot water included 1.5186 0.03320 403 233 131 39
180 The seller is quite firm, exact change only. 1.5175 0.03521 400 242 109 49
181 It was originally owned by the Kenmores. 1.5174 0.03526 402 244 108 50
182 The only downside for this property is that one has to open the windows from the outside. The upside is that the windows never have to be cleaned on the inside. 1.5174 0.03862 402 264 68 70
183 You will find the apartment clean and dry. 1.5174 0.03418 402 238 120 44
184 A front-loaded mortgage is available. 1.5170 0.03712 383 238 92 53
185 but the good thing is utilities are actually included! 1.5164 0.03541 397 241 107 49
186 This is for the buyer who doesn't want to get taken to the cleaners. 1.5152 0.03580 394 241 103 50
187 I couldn't find a side-by-side in your price range. 1.5142 0.03702 387 242 91 54
188 There's a lot of turnover. 1.5141 0.03143 391 241 116 34
189 Next on our tour is the Staten Island mansion of the Gambino family. 1.5130 0.04089 386 264 46 76
190 It’s the reason we call the neighborhood Kenmore Square. 1.5126 0.03658 398 250 92 56
191 Love the idea. So very efficient. But one on-top-of the other? We need more distancing! David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.5117 0.04229 383 270 30 83
192 Please remove your shoes before entering, and count your socks upon exiting 1.5108 0.03513 370 222 110 38
193 We can iron out the details later. 1.5108 0.03636 370 225 101 44
194 This model comes complete with detergent and stain remover 1.5106 0.04021 378 253 57 68
195 You can just tumble out of bed in the morning. 1.5106 0.03499 378 225 113 40
196 That’s just the world trying to wash the stain of 2020 from the fabric of our collective memories 1.5106 0.03897 378 246 71 61
197 For a side-by-side, you'd have to move to the suburbs. 1.5085 0.03672 354 214 100 40
198 Its there because the Jolly Green Giant is a major investor in the LLP that owns the building. 1.5082 0.04285 368 259 31 78
199 And it’s squeaky clean 1.5082 0.03809 368 233 83 52
200 It’ll make more sense when the artist installs the letters t r u m p spinning in circles, going nowhere, doing nothing, taken to the cleaners... 1.5081 0.03696 370 229 94 47
201 Welcome to Washington. 1.5069 0.04080 363 243 56 64
202 This architect’s creative process being inspired by real life events at the turn of the decade was the apotheosis of her career. 1.5069 0.04024 363 240 62 61
203 These things tend to go in cycles. 1.5056 0.03779 354 220 89 45
204 The last tenants were a nice pair, but then one of them went missing. 1.5056 0.03648 360 221 97 42
205 Wanna take it for a spin? 1.5055 0.03654 362 221 99 42
206 It will be available for occupancy in seventeen minutes 1.5055 0.03591 362 218 105 39
207 Wait until you get a load of this. 1.5055 0.03737 362 225 91 46
208 And if you buy this unit, we'll throw in the towels. 1.5055 0.03612 362 219 103 40
209 The Sox family used to own it, but they mysteriously disappeared. 1.5055 0.03838 362 230 81 51
210 You're welcome to take it for a spin. 1.5055 0.03172 362 229 102 31
211 This place will make your head spin! 1.5055 0.03654 362 221 99 42
212 '...and right next door is Godliness.' 1.5042 0.03729 355 223 87 45
213 Unfortunately, the current owners will be taking the washer and dryer with them. 1.5028 0.03963 352 228 71 53
214 Yes, pets are allowed. But they don't like it. 1.5028 0.03801 354 222 86 46
215 Rent's $150 a month. Water bill $88,000 a year. 1.5015 0.03843 333 206 87 40
216 Used to be whites only, this neighbourhood’s come a long way. 1.5014 0.03859 347 219 82 46
217 Lint pickup is every Tuesday morning. 1.5014 0.03749 347 214 92 41
218 This new construction is known as the Liberal Irony House. The accessible design allows you to wash away every trace of that tweeting-Orange-Stain while also allowing you to continue whitewashing and gentrifying Harlem. Daily Kombucha delivery included. 1.5014 0.04365 347 244 32 71
219 The downside is that the monthly rent needs to be paid in quarters! 1.5000 0.03682 344 209 98 37
220 One, two, three—you’re clean! 1.5000 0.04279 342 235 43 64
221 The unit comes fully loaded. 1.5000 0.03790 342 212 89 41
222 It’s not ‘technically’ a Trump condo but it launders money just as well. 1.5000 0.03923 342 218 77 47
223 The beauty of this place is that the windows wash themselves. 1.4985 0.03627 339 203 103 33
224 This one is totally private, more modern, anyway they will be more focused on you being a bi-racial couple, probably won't even notice you are mermaids. 1.4985 0.04369 339 237 35 67
225 Unit A is ready for viewing; B still has a giant sock stuck to the ceiling. 1.4985 0.03511 333 221 75 37
226 If you want a side-by-side, you'll need to look in the suburbs. 1.4970 0.03691 334 202 98 34
227 All those missing socks have to live somewhere. 1.4955 0.03764 331 203 92 36
228 Full disclosure. No elevator and for some reason this is still rent controlled until 2525. 1.4955 0.04308 331 227 44 60
229 How about we take it for a spin? 1.4955 0.03690 331 200 98 33
230 Ironically, still no in-unit washer and dryer. 1.4955 0.03640 331 198 102 31
231 Rent is quarterly. 1.4955 0.03884 331 210 79 42
232 As you can see, the mayor is tough on crime but even tougher on stains. 1.4955 0.04023 331 214 70 47
233 Word is, the former tenants went down for money laundering. 1.4955 0.03739 331 202 94 35
234 I have to tell you there’s been a lot of turnover here. 1.4939 0.03664 328 202 93 33
235 Trust me, it's better than the oven across the street. 1.4939 0.03862 328 205 84 39
236 You know what we say in real estate, Rotation Rotation Rotation. 1.4939 0.03789 328 202 90 36
237 May I point out that these machines in this unit do not require coins to operate 1.4939 0.04209 328 220 54 54
238 The washer and dryer have a built-in apartment! 1.4938 0.03873 324 202 84 38
239 And the rooftop bar is called the Lint Trap. 1.4936 0.03825 312 190 90 32
240 You got change for a dolla? 1.4922 0.04303 321 218 48 55
241 And it's located in the heart of the Garment District. 1.4921 0.03885 317 197 84 36
242 So, would you like to take the place for a spin? 1.4921 0.03860 317 196 86 35
243 The listing DID mention the apartment-size washer and dryer? 1.4906 0.04027 318 204 72 42
244 CO-OP? No it’s COIN-OP. 1.4906 0.03584 318 201 87 30
245 And this unit is very easy to clean 1.4906 0.03693 318 191 98 29
246 This is the neighborhood church 1.4906 0.04404 318 220 40 58
247 ... and now let's say you have some income that you can't declare, these added-value units offer... 1.4905 0.04311 316 214 49 53
248 And best of all, views of the water from every room! 1.4904 0.03958 312 196 79 37
249 And mornings, you can just tumble out of bed. 1.4904 0.03798 312 190 91 31
250 Don't worry, you're not the first to assume "Unit in Washer Dryer" was a typo. 1.4889 0.03851 315 195 86 34
251 You can't find a cleaner house than this! Would you like to put in an offer now? 1.4872 0.04282 312 210 52 50
252 It comes with one sock. 1.4851 0.03632 303 198 75 30
253 Did I mention you can pay the rent in quarters? 1.4851 0.04017 303 192 75 36
254 Yes, water and electric are included. 1.4851 0.03907 303 188 83 32
255 It has three bedrooms and a spacious lint trap. 1.4815 0.03993 297 187 77 33
256 This one's in the garment district. 1.4815 0.03993 297 187 77 33
257 Washer-dryer units very rarely come on the market in New York. 1.4815 0.03906 297 184 83 30
258 That’s our extra-clean, “pandemic” townhouse. 1.4810 0.04359 289 193 53 43
259 Before we go in, is that sweater pre-shrunk? 1.4807 0.03994 285 177 79 29
260 You can enter with a key or four quarters. 1.4795 0.03864 292 179 86 27
261 Unfortunately the owners are taking the appliances with them 1.4795 0.04214 292 191 62 39
262 Just wait til you see the toilet. 1.4795 0.04324 292 195 54 43
263 Some say the previous owners were involved in a laundering sheme. 1.4795 0.03864 292 179 86 27
264 On the smaller side, yes, but the fish eye lens effect from the floor-to-ceiling window will really expand your shelter in place view of the outside world during the next pandemic 1.4795 0.04511 292 202 40 50
265 This unit has a shorter lease: typically around 45 minutes. 1.4793 0.03883 290 178 85 27
266 It was his Maytag Period. 1.4792 0.03808 288 174 90 24
267 Both units come fully loaded. 1.4774 0.03785 287 173 91 23
268 Oh, there's a terrific heating system. And it's a DRY heat. 1.4774 0.03849 287 175 87 25
269 The Maytags had a great sense of humor in designing their townhome. 1.4772 0.03804 285 172 90 23
270 Much more efficient use of space than a side by side. 1.4772 0.04461 285 194 46 45
271 Rent payments are due every 40 minutes 1.4772 0.04146 285 183 68 34
272 The seller is highly motivated and is only asking a million quarters. 1.4772 0.04205 285 185 64 36
273 This lovely unit just went coin-op last month. 1.4772 0.03994 285 178 78 29
274 This lovely washer/dryer unit includes a brand new apartment. 1.4772 0.04146 285 183 68 34
275 The last tenants left it spotless. 1.4770 0.03983 283 176 79 28
276 We would prefer the down payment in cash, but quarters are fine, too. 1.4750 0.04231 280 182 63 35
277 It's the latest in virus-free living. We think it will be an easy sell. 1.4750 0.04108 280 178 71 31
278 You see the owner here prefers to separate the whites and the ...oh, forget I said that. 1.4750 0.04200 280 181 65 34
279 I think you’ll find the upstairs apartment is a little dryer. 1.4750 0.04077 280 177 73 30
280 On the plus side, you won't notice the vibrations from the subway. 1.4750 0.04077 280 177 73 30
281 This is one of the cleaner houses in the neighborhood. 1.4731 0.03959 279 173 80 26
282 And this is a two-story, high-efficiency unit. 1.4731 0.03893 279 171 84 24
283 These are not two dishwashers, oil on canvas , René Magritte . 1.4731 0.04535 279 192 42 45
284 Some folks launder their money through real estate. 1.4727 0.04098 275 174 72 29
285 The catch is you have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.4727 0.04098 275 174 72 29
286 The turnover in these new units is faster than expected 1.4727 0.03830 275 166 88 21
287 The architect went round and round with the zoning committee... 1.4708 0.04173 274 176 67 31
288 There’s no sauna, but there is a Whirlpool. 1.4708 0.04173 274 176 67 31
289 Here in Washington 'spin cycle' isn't just a phrase! 1.4704 0.04283 270 176 61 33
290 the last tenant left their forwarding info, should any socks turn up 1.4698 0.04443 232 147 61 24
291 Each Washer and Dryer unit has access to a shared apartment in the basement of the building! 1.4686 0.04108 271 172 71 28
292 Each level has its advantages, but overall, it's a wash. 1.4684 0.04295 269 176 60 33
293 Do you like it better than the shoe I showed you yesterday? 1.4679 0.04210 265 170 66 29
294 The previous owners, The Maytags, had a tendency to agitate their neighbors. 1.4679 0.04210 265 170 66 29
295 Why don't you take it for a spin? 1.4659 0.04117 264 167 71 26
296 The bottom unit was just sold to a newly single sock. 1.4659 0.04453 264 177 51 36
297 So, ready for a spin? 1.4654 0.04472 260 174 51 35
298 We mix whites and colors in this neighborhood. 1.4654 0.04268 260 168 63 29
299 It also comes in avocado green. 1.4651 0.04397 258 170 56 32
300 Yes, that is the Godliness Townhouse next door. 1.4651 0.04431 258 171 54 33
301 Don’t worry. Every unit is lint-controlled. 1.4651 0.04257 258 166 64 28
302 It's a quiet neighborhood, except during the spin cycle. 1.4651 0.04186 258 164 68 26
303 You should see the fridge. 1.4651 0.04257 258 166 64 28
304 And for those who like to keep whites separate... 1.4651 0.04328 258 168 60 30
305 One caveat on the rent: the landlord only accepts quarters. 1.4651 0.04397 258 170 56 32
306 ...it was his post-Presidency dream...everything is separated by color and you can't help but ingest a little bleach. 1.4651 0.04431 258 171 54 33
307 As you can see it has a walk-in washer and dryer. 1.4648 0.04136 256 161 71 24
308 Would you like to give it a whirl 1.4642 0.04070 265 167 73 25
309 No, it doesn't come with an apartment. 1.4630 0.04087 257 180 48 29
310 Most luxury housing in New York is for laundering money. They decided to be up front about it. 1.4630 0.04374 257 169 57 31
311 And the neighbor in this unit is a sock, super quiet, keeps to himself, recently separated. 1.4630 0.04477 257 172 51 34
312 The downside is the water bill. 1.4627 0.04257 255 164 64 27
313 Want to take it for a spin? 1.4625 0.04426 253 167 55 31
314 And evicting tenants is a breeze! 1.4625 0.04531 253 170 49 34
315 Here's where our Maytag repairman lives. 1.4625 0.04133 253 159 71 23
316 We'll need to iron out the details before closing. 1.4625 0.03978 253 155 79 19
317 It's the perfect place to make a clean start. 1.4625 0.04171 253 160 69 24
318 There is a spectacular view after the rinse cycle! 1.4625 0.04245 253 162 65 26
319 Ironically, the previous owner went to prison for money laundering. 1.4625 0.04318 253 164 61 28
320 This place runs hot and cold but generally it’s loads of fun to live here. 1.4625 0.03734 253 167 66 20
321 this is actually owned by Trump Inc. That explains the constant spin cycle. 1.4625 0.04426 253 167 55 31
322 It’s the right time in the cycle to buy 1.4608 0.04524 217 138 58 21
323 You know what they say...rotation, rotation, rotation 1.4603 0.04474 252 168 52 32
324 You come out smelling great! Theoni Moschetti Boulder, CO 1.4603 0.04880 252 180 28 44
325 And this rental also comes with an apartment hookup. 1.4603 0.04544 252 170 48 34
326 No, but there's a laundromat just down the block. 1.4603 0.04144 252 159 70 23
327 This was how the Garment District got its name. 1.4603 0.04257 252 162 64 26
328 This fully converted industrial washer/dryer unit comes with an open floor plan and tons of natural light. 1.4603 0.04579 252 171 46 35
329 Most of the neighborhood is peaceful, but we do have a couple of agitators. 1.4597 0.04073 248 154 74 20
330 You'll be glad to know that the owner has recently switched to disposable diapers. 1.4597 0.04455 248 164 54 30
331 There's no maintenance fee, but we recommend purchasing the extended warranty. 1.4597 0.04152 248 156 70 22
332 ...and the rent is reasonable at $2 for every 30 minutes! 1.4585 0.04389 253 167 56 30
333 It's a new spin on a duplex. 1.4575 0.04202 247 157 67 23
334 These units see a lot of turnover. 1.4575 0.04123 247 155 71 21
335 I know it's compact, but cleaning is a snap! 1.4575 0.04577 247 167 47 33
336 This model has held its value through multiple cycles. 1.4575 0.04083 247 154 73 20
337 Financing options include quarterly payments. 1.4575 0.04318 247 160 61 26
338 Shall we take it for a spin? 1.4568 0.04447 243 160 55 28
339 Yes, but it's a dry heat! 1.4568 0.04291 243 156 63 24
340 Comes with an in-unit apartment. 1.4568 0.04252 243 155 65 23
341 You'll just need to interview with the ironing board. 1.4568 0.04171 243 153 69 21
342 The last landlord was booked for money laundering 1.4568 0.04560 243 163 49 31
343 Rent is only accepted in quarters 1.4568 0.04211 243 154 67 22
344 It's a dryer's market. 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
345 I can show you another unit that enters from the top. 1.4538 0.03766 238 159 62 17
346 And you’re just minutes from the bleach. 1.4525 0.04597 221 145 52 24
347 Kitchen, bathroom, and living room are all off site. 1.4518 0.04536 228 150 53 25
348 The water bill might be slightly higher than you're used to. 1.4518 0.04450 228 148 57 23
349 Well...no, but there's a clothesline in the back. 1.4518 0.04620 228 152 49 27
350 And in the basement we have a bed and bath that everyone in the building shares. 1.4518 0.04406 228 147 59 22
351 The sellers are motivated: they’re running out of quarters. 1.4515 0.04285 237 152 63 22
352 Now, I will say up front, there’s no dishwasher. 1.4511 0.04094 235 146 72 17
353 Just to let you know, you pay the rent quarterly. 1.4506 0.04463 233 153 55 25
354 They’re a bit pricey but the apartment is included 1.4506 0.04463 233 153 55 25
355 Don’t worry we don’t sort by color 1.4506 0.04337 233 150 61 22
356 Great price for the square footage if you don’t mind the neighbors seeing your dirty laundry. 1.4502 0.04574 231 154 50 27
357 And it's easy to keep clean. 1.4487 0.04407 234 153 57 24
358 It may not make sense now - but, when you have kids...... 1.4478 0.04376 230 149 59 22
359 Yes, this unit comes with its own apartment! 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
360 It’s a safe neighborhood but I’m legally obligated to inform you that multiple socks have been reported missing from this address. 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
361 It was built by Fred Trump to separate the whites from the coloreds. 1.4478 0.04505 230 152 53 25
362 Rent is 6,000 quarters a month. 1.4478 0.04398 230 155 50 25
363 There’s already an offer on it, but I think they’ll fold. 1.4478 0.04289 230 147 63 20
364 It's surprisingly affordable but you have to pay in quarters. 1.4478 0.04419 230 150 57 23
365 And as you can see the "washer and dryer is unit" was not a typo. 1.4478 0.04505 230 152 53 25
366 If you'd prefer, I have a nice top-loading unit down the street. 1.4474 0.04360 228 147 60 21
367 It's available in about eight minutes. 1.4474 0.04179 228 143 68 17
368 It's been designated an historic building. The Maytag Repairman lived there for 30 years. 1.4469 0.04432 226 147 57 22
369 And the best part is,it has an apartment. 1.4469 0.04342 226 145 61 20
370 Look on the bright side, Avon will never come calling. 1.4469 0.05054 226 162 27 37
371 And there's a coin operated apartment in the basement. 1.4469 0.04606 226 151 49 26
372 All of our laundry units come with their own apartment. 1.4469 0.04296 226 144 63 19
373 We'll just have to wait an extra minute until the door unlocks 1.4469 0.04519 226 149 53 24
374 I trust you aren't one of those 'dry clean only' couples? 1.4439 0.04289 223 147 56 20
375 The views from inside will make your head spin 1.4434 0.04219 221 141 63 17
376 The only drawback is there is no laundry room. 1.4434 0.04547 221 146 52 23
377 The first floor is prone to flooding and it gets quite hot upstairs.” 1.4429 0.04713 219 148 45 26
378 It's based on the design of a famous Cayman Island Bank. 1.4429 0.04757 219 149 43 27
379 I know it's an unusual design. The architect was a guy named Maytag. 1.4429 0.04391 219 141 59 19
380 Well, it beats injecting yourself with disinfectant. 1.4429 0.04757 219 149 43 27
381 That's right. It takes 4 quarters to unlock the door. 1.4429 0.04532 219 144 53 22
382 The only drawback is that the rent has to be paid in quarters. 1.4429 0.04343 219 140 61 18
383 Not only is it one of the safest neighborhoods in the city, but it is also one of the cleanest. 1.4429 0.03719 219 150 54 15
384 I think we're about to see another housing bubble. 1.4429 0.04887 219 152 37 30
385 The apartment is in the basement. 1.4429 0.04532 219 144 53 22
386 So you said that having a washer and dryer was #1 on your list.. 1.4429 0.04391 219 141 59 19
387 You did say the only thing that mattered was location. 1.4398 0.04432 216 140 57 19
388 This used to be whites only. 1.4398 0.04938 216 151 35 30
389 Take it for a spin. 1.4398 0.04233 216 136 65 15
390 It’s a great location but you’ll lose a lot of socks. 1.4398 0.04669 216 145 47 24
391 No, no wood-burning fire place, but it does have a lint trap. 1.4398 0.04130 216 142 59 15
392 And this property just came on the market for 4.8 million quarters. 1.4398 0.04669 216 145 47 24
393 You may find that the occasional sock goes missing. 1.4398 0.04233 216 136 65 15
394 Unfortunately, a washer is not included in the amenities. 1.4398 0.05024 216 153 31 32
395 This historic property was once owned by a famous agitator. 1.4398 0.04669 216 145 47 24
396 The perfect home if you are looking for a clean start 1.4398 0.04383 216 139 59 18
397 A two load walkup 1.4393 0.05017 214 151 32 31
398 The seller’s motivated. He’s lost too many socks. 1.4393 0.04793 214 146 42 26
399 Just to clarify: the ad said 'washer & dryer unit' not washer and dryer IN unit. 1.4384 0.04632 203 133 51 19
400 It's exactly what you wanted: Big windows, open concept, and easy to clean. 1.4381 0.04521 210 140 51 19
401 The place practically cleans itself. 1.4378 0.04416 217 141 57 19
402 And it’s a steal at five million quarters. 1.4354 0.04684 209 140 47 22
403 And you're allowed to install an apartment. 1.4354 0.04483 209 136 55 18
404 It's all done with mirrors you see. 1.4354 0.05016 209 147 33 29
405 ...and there’s a community apartment conveniently located in the basement. 1.4354 0.04432 209 135 57 17
406 It used to be a Deutsche Bank branch. 1.4354 0.04923 209 145 37 27
407 And the rent is only 75 cents per fifteen minutes! 1.4348 0.04616 207 140 46 21
408 Both units are vent controlled. 1.4348 0.04461 207 134 56 17
409 You're right, sir! Amazing, most men don't recognize this facade! 1.4314 0.04714 204 137 46 21
410 The asking price is only $1.2 million, but you have to pay in quarters. 1.4314 0.04558 204 134 52 18
411 And this apartment practically cleans itself! 1.4314 0.04611 204 135 50 19
412 The rent has to be paid quarterly. 1.4314 0.04505 204 133 54 17
413 The rent is due quarterly 1.4314 0.04816 204 139 42 23
414 Actually, no. But there is a convenient laundromat around the corner. 1.4307 0.04643 202 134 49 19
415 I've got a prewar top load around the corner if you are looking less modern. 1.4307 0.04536 202 134 50 18
416 And this one is 5.6 million quarters. 1.4307 0.04800 202 137 43 22
417 Great neighborhood, good schools, close to transit, and self cleaning. 1.4307 0.04951 202 140 37 25
418 And here's the perfect unit to ensure college age children return home on weekends. 1.4307 0.04370 202 129 59 14
419 ...used to be an Apple store, but then LG bought it... 1.4300 0.04676 200 135 45 20
420 The first year is lint free! 1.4300 0.04676 200 133 48 19
421 Empty your pockets and let’s take a look inside. 1.4300 0.04567 200 131 52 17
422 It’s a two story wash up 1.4293 0.04486 198 135 45 18
423 „So this is one of the new COVID-19 safety buildings. Kills 99% of the germs.“ 1.4286 0.05185 182 126 34 22
424 We found that washing hands just isn’t enough 1.4278 0.04490 194 131 46 17
425 Technically this counts as Water Front Property. 1.4271 0.04525 199 130 53 16
426 It's clean living! 1.4271 0.05005 199 139 35 25
427 Ironically, there is no washer-dryer included with this unit. 1.4271 0.05005 199 139 35 25
428 Gas, water, electric, and detergent are all included in the lease. 1.4271 0.04114 199 132 54 13
429 It's a washer-dryer unit. The apartment is built in. 1.4271 0.04581 199 131 51 17
430 Believe it or not, this beauty is rent stabilized at just 16,000 quarters per month. 1.4271 0.04469 199 129 55 15
431 That one is made in China 1.4271 0.05252 199 144 25 30
432 I don't know why people are saying these new Trump properties are just a front for money laundering. 1.4271 0.04691 199 133 47 19
433 The only drawback is having to pay your rent in all quarters. 1.4264 0.04324 197 125 60 12
434 Apparently the only reason they’re selling is because they kept losing half of their socks. 1.4264 0.04500 197 134 45 18
435 You said you had teenage boys. 1.4264 0.04779 197 133 44 20
436 Hard to believe, I know--and the utilities rock. 1.4264 0.04886 197 135 40 22
437 The previous owners loved this place but unfortunately they're doing 8-10 for money laundering. 1.4264 0.05043 197 138 34 25
438 The current owner is the equipment manager for the NY Jets. 1.4264 0.04991 197 137 36 24
439 The only complaint the seller has is that he occasionally loses a sock. 1.4249 0.04504 193 125 54 14
440 The seller just got an offer ten thousand quarters over asking. 1.4249 0.04443 193 124 56 13
441 I know this unit is quite contemporary, but don’t let that be a detergent. 1.4249 0.04563 193 133 43 17
442 It's an architectural statement on the true use of Trump properties. 1.4235 0.04794 196 133 43 20
443 This architect went on to build the 20-story Frigidaire downtown. 1.4225 0.04663 187 123 49 15
444 ...oh, and your new neighbors are the Maytags and the Kenmores. They're quiet, efficient and neat. 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
445 This is a pre-Fab building. 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
446 Unfortunately, heat and hot water are not included. 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
447 The old name is "duplex", we prefer "stackables" 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
448 The only wrinkle is the water bill. 1.4219 0.04139 192 126 55 11
449 It's not a Coop. It's a Westinghouse. 1.4219 0.04810 192 134 37 21
450 Just make sure the family is evenly distributed. 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
451 It's a washer/dryer, see the difference. 1.4219 0.05347 192 140 23 29
452 It's a cleaner-upper 1.4219 0.04577 192 126 51 15
453 No, on the phone I said the unit is “coin-op,” not “co-op” 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
454 Well, we've had some flooding in the lower unit, but the upper is quite dry. 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
455 Bauhaus. 1.4211 0.05232 190 136 28 26
456 The architect's last name is Maytag. 1.4211 0.05070 190 133 34 23
457 I think it's just the right time in the cycle to buy. 1.4211 0.04549 190 124 52 14
458 Really the only downside I can think of would be the water bill. 1.4211 0.04670 190 126 48 16
459 Don't you just love the Garment District? 1.4211 0.04425 190 128 49 13
460 ....and this two story washer&dryer come with an in-unit apartment. 1.4211 0.04959 190 131 38 21
461 The previous owner was a campaign media consultant. 1.4211 0.05285 190 137 26 27
462 it's called a 2 story washup 1.4211 0.04788 190 128 44 18
463 They were formerly owned by a couple of agitators. 1.4211 0.04846 190 129 42 19
464 Like the description said. Post-modern exterior. Very clean interior. 1.4202 0.04704 188 125 47 16
465 Think of it as Hokusai's Great Wave off Kanagawa as an exciting water park ride on both floors, or, an hour of heavy traffic and the long line at the Met and you can see the original, as static boring wood block print. 1.4202 0.05589 188 141 15 32
466 This is where Mr. Trump puts a lot of his money. 1.4202 0.05054 188 131 35 22
467 Actually, no, the unit doesn’t come with a washer/dryer 1.4202 0.04704 188 125 47 16
468 And to the left you will see one of our resident's best creations: a human-sized washing machine that sprays you down with alcohol gel every time you walk back into the building. Covid-19 is real, y'all. 1.4202 0.05639 188 142 13 33
469 No spin cycle after ten 1.4202 0.04055 188 131 45 12
470 They want the first and last month's rent in quarters. 1.4197 0.04956 193 134 37 22
471 It's a self cleaning apartment 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
472 The previous tenant was arrested for laundering. 1.4194 0.04552 186 121 52 13
473 Yeah, but between the water bill and the view, it's a wash. 1.4194 0.04860 186 126 42 18
474 pandemic housing....sanitize and disinfect in the comfort of your home 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
475 Naturally, there’s a laundry list of options available in our newest models. 1.4194 0.04678 186 128 40 18
476 And, most importantly, hours of fascinating entertainment for the cat. 1.4194 0.04920 186 127 40 19
477 If this doesn't appeal, we have a side by side over on Lex. 1.4194 0.04800 186 125 44 17
478 The rent is only 50,000 quarters a month. 1.4194 0.04920 186 127 40 19
479 This unit is loaded." 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
480 You'd think so, but no, it's actually down the hall. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
481 Full disclosure, the water bill is enormous. 1.4194 0.04422 186 119 56 11
482 These are for couples who are looking for a clean start. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
483 The architect was after a clean look 1.4188 0.04938 191 132 38 21
484 We’re trying to clean up the neighborhood and well... form follows function 1.4176 0.03666 182 129 43 10
485 Ready to move in. Just empty your pockets first. 1.4171 0.04780 187 126 44 17
486 I know you'll love this one, but let's go. inside and I'll take you for a spin. 1.4171 0.04469 187 121 54 12
487 Make sure there is no Kleenex in your pocket before you go in. 1.4171 0.04899 187 128 40 19
488 It’s a washer\dryer with in-unit apartment. 1.4171 0.04840 187 127 42 18
489 ‘Every tenant puts a different spin on this place.’ 1.4162 0.04629 185 122 49 14
490 It makes house cleaning a breeze. 1.4162 0.04816 185 125 43 17
491 If you don't like Washington Heights, there's always Flushing Meadows. 1.4162 0.04877 185 126 41 18
492 The architect? Kenmore. 1.4162 0.04816 185 125 43 17
493 You would think! But there is a laundromat down the street. 1.4162 0.04755 185 124 45 16
494 Someone is going to snap this up and convert the top floor into a dryer. 1.4162 0.04877 185 126 41 18
495 Yes, it comes with an apartment. 1.4162 0.04435 185 119 55 11
496 It's a new architectural movement called Westinghaus. 1.4162 0.04816 185 131 36 18
497 The architect disabled spin cycle during the conversion for safety but kept the bubble maker to maintain its authenticity. 1.4162 0.05392 185 135 23 27
498 You'll find the upper floors are dryer. 1.4162 0.04755 185 124 45 16
499 Top unit includes heat, bottom unit includes water. 1.4162 0.04501 185 120 53 12
500 DROP IT OFF PICK IT UP ONLY ONCE EVERY MONTH OR TWO OR THREE OR...NOT? 1.4162 0.05657 185 140 13 32
501 And if you ever get behind on the mortgage, you can always take in laundry. 1.4162 0.04692 185 123 47 15
502 No, sorry, but there is a laundromat just two blocks over. 1.4162 0.04996 185 128 37 20
503 ...and with convenient access to the Flatiron District. 1.4162 0.04368 185 118 57 10
504 We need the security deposit in quarters 1.4162 0.04996 185 128 37 20
505 Just wait til you see the amenities 1.4162 0.05392 185 135 23 27
506 No, but there's a laundromat right down the street. 1.4153 0.04791 183 123 44 16
507 Long story short, this is how Washing Ton Heights got its name. 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
508 The apartment has no bathtub or shower but the gentle cycle will get you just as clean and the kids will love it. 1.4153 0.05381 183 133 24 26
509 And for these two units, your rent is charged by the minute, and payable in quarters 1.4144 0.04953 181 124 39 18
510 It's two bedrooms, two baths, five cycles 1.4144 0.04566 181 120 48 13
511 This is a great option for a fresh start. 1.4144 0.05075 181 126 35 20
512 This place is a steal right now because of the coin shortage. 1.4144 0.04498 181 123 45 13
513 Wait 'til you get a load of this one. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
514 I know you were looking for a side by side, but the price is great. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
515 And you get to keep the single socks. 1.4140 0.04795 186 126 43 17
516 No, sorry, no available side by sides in this neighborhood. 1.4134 0.04734 179 119 46 14
517 You can relax. Trump's the owner so they don't actually do anything. 1.4130 0.05187 184 131 30 23
518 There’s not a lot of space, but at least it’s easy to clean. 1.4130 0.04172 184 124 49 11
519 The sellers are underwater. 1.4111 0.05154 180 127 32 21
520 The top level's a bit more expensive but either way it's a wash. 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
521 The neighborhood is being Detergentrified 1.4111 0.04580 180 118 50 12
522 It’s really the latest in clean living 1.4111 0.05214 180 128 30 22
523 Sadly, they do NOT come with laundry facilities. Why do you ask? 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
524 There's a twenty dollar charge to dispose of your old apartment. 1.4091 0.05362 176 127 26 23
525 Do you want to take it for a spin? 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
526 No, utilities are not included. 1.4091 0.04985 176 121 38 17
527 This one may be available soon - we're just waiting for the last tenant to remove their belongings. 1.4091 0.04578 176 115 50 11
528 Would you like to take a spin? 1.4091 0.04506 176 116 49 11
529 Its only downside being you gotta pay the rent in quarters. 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
530 It was formerly occupied by Deutsche Bank,but they abandoned it in 2016. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
531 Rent is payable in quarters. 1.4091 0.05050 176 122 36 18
532 It's not spacious but it's super, super clean. 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
533 This washer/dryer actually comes with an apartment. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
534 The previous owner went to prison for money laundering. 1.4091 0.05114 176 123 34 19
535 This is the newest model from the “Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe” line of homes. 1.4091 0.05482 176 129 22 25
536 We don't seperate whites in this neighbourhood. 1.4091 0.04506 176 114 52 10
537 And with the extra income, your mortgage is a wash! 1.4091 0.04648 176 128 34 14
538 ....And there’s a laundromat right around the corner! 1.4091 0.04853 176 121 39 16
539 I’m afraid this is a washed-up neighborhood. 1.4091 0.05482 176 129 22 25
540 Shall we take it for a spin before you decide? 1.4091 0.04718 176 117 46 13
541 You said you like to cycle. 1.4091 0.04985 176 125 32 19
542 The previous owners just folded. 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
543 We call this a high-efficiency. 1.4088 0.04627 181 125 40 16
544 I need to warn you... People say it's haunted by a little old grey sock forever looking for it's lost mate. 1.4080 0.05408 174 126 25 23
545 I haven’t heard about a lot of turnover — Why do you ask? 1.4080 0.04959 174 119 39 16
546 And the rent is only $1.50 every 10 minutes! 1.4080 0.04754 174 116 45 13
547 Would you like to take a spin around the place? 1.4080 0.04959 174 119 39 16
548 It’s really a quiet block except during the spin cycle 1.4080 0.04612 174 114 49 11
549 I told you, we’d be cleaning up the neighborhood!!! 1.4080 0.05283 174 124 29 21
550 There’s been a load of interested parties, so if you don’t act fast you’ll be left out to dry 1.4080 0.05283 174 124 29 21
551 Ironically washer and dryer are not included with this model. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
552 It's a house, it's a sauna, it's a swimming pool. It just needs a little imagination. 1.4070 0.04720 172 114 46 12
553 it comes with a free apartment 1.4070 0.04931 172 117 40 15
554 I wouldn’t wait. These duplexes turn over rapidly 1.4070 0.04931 172 117 40 15
555 Rent on that one is 10,000 quarters. Want to go for a spin? 1.4070 0.04720 172 114 46 12
556 Excuse me do you have any change? I’ve seemed to have locked myself out. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
557 This unit has a bigger spin cycle than Donald Trump. 1.4068 0.05396 177 129 24 24
558 Just 5,000 quarters a month moves you right in." 1.4068 0.05276 177 127 28 22
559 The former owner left suddenly after becoming agitated. 1.4068 0.04962 177 122 38 17
560 The previous owners were really taken to the cleaners. 1.4068 0.04962 177 122 38 17
561 Get a load of this place. 1.4059 0.04829 170 114 43 13
562 Only downside is the utilities can be high. 1.4059 0.04683 170 112 47 11
563 Let me assure you, we only segregate clothes. 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
564 Yes, the condo committee is very responsive to the expressed needs of our residents. 1.4059 0.05689 170 127 17 26
565 Between cycles the view is spectacular. 1.4059 0.04829 170 122 32 16
566 Yes, the mortgage is also front-loaded. 1.4059 0.04829 170 114 43 13
567 And here we have the in-home washer dryer you requested. 1.4059 0.05503 170 124 23 23
568 We positively discourage tenants from airing their dirty laundry in public! 1.4059 0.04608 170 111 49 10
569 The previous owner laundered money. 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
570 This unit comes with a washer and dryer but no apartment. 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
571 So the previous flat we saw was a Bauhaus design. This one is Westinghouse. 1.4059 0.05244 170 120 31 19
572 It’s seventy-five cents an hour but heat is included. 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
573 Want to give it a whirl? 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
574 I’ve heard stories about living here from previous tenants that could make your head spin. 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
575 The beginning of a cycle is a GREAT time to buy! 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
576 This was originally part of the Christo estate. 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
577 Co-ops are out; coin-ops are in. 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
578 You sold house for the same price.So it`s a wash. 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
579 The bottom is in foreclosure, and the top is overpriced, so it's a wash. 1.4059 0.04756 170 113 45 12
580 The architect is known for his clean lines. 1.4059 0.04608 170 111 49 10
581 It has a rent cycle too. 1.4059 0.04683 170 112 47 11
582 This unit was built in the age of irony...and it's missing a laundry room. 1.4059 0.04971 170 121 33 16
583 It's a foreclosure. The previous owner was under water. 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
584 It's not to everyone's taste, but these things go in cycles. 1.4059 0.05310 170 121 29 20
585 It's priced to sell at 8.3 million quarters. 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
586 I know, everyone prefers side-by-side, but it's so rare to find that in Manhattan. 1.4059 0.04756 170 116 42 12
587 And the spin cycle gives you a 360 degree view 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
588 You will be very popular in the neighborhood 1.4059 0.03588 170 126 36 8
589 This unit just cycled back onto the market. 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
590 Great neighbourhood, but you'll lose your socks on this one. 1.4059 0.04375 170 118 40 12
591 Ful disclosure:there's an amazing in unit laudry facility, but it comes the expense of both bedrooms, both baths, the living room and kitchen. But sleeping in the spin cycle is a real rush, I'm told. 1.4059 0.05870 170 130 11 29
592 The first floor is clean, the second a little drier. 1.4059 0.04683 170 117 39 14
593 I do have to disclose that a lonely repairman lives in the basement. 1.4059 0.04683 170 112 47 11
594 It's a 2 bedroom with 4 wash cycles. 1.4059 0.04683 170 119 38 13
595 This is a great income property. How are you at wrapping quarters? 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
596 As you can see, there is a washer and dryer in the building. 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
597 So with these amenities, it’s a wash 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
598 Weren’t you the couple that wanted to live in a drier climate? 1.4059 0.04608 170 113 46 11
599 Great location, but you're going to need a lot of quarters. 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
600 These apartments may look unique but they're actually spin-offs 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
601 This mid-century modern is a bargain at $5.5 million quarters. 1.4057 0.05068 175 122 35 18
602 The subway does run right under the property, but you will barely hear it. 1.4057 0.04801 175 118 43 14
603 It's a quiet neighborhood except for the spin cycle. 1.4057 0.04591 175 115 49 11
604 Yes, the asking price is high, but the maintenance fees are low, so in the end it's a wash. 1.4037 0.05241 161 112 33 16
605 The last residents were money launderers. 1.4035 0.05218 171 121 31 19
606 This unique residence will be a constant reminder that Normal is only a setting on a washing machine. 1.4035 0.04948 171 117 39 15
607 The house faces the road but there’s a beautiful basket in the back for the kids 1.4035 0.05348 171 123 27 21
608 I can show you this one, but I'll have to go back to the office and get some quarters. 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
609 The previous owners wanted to unload it 1.4024 0.04845 169 114 42 13
610 It's the latest innovation in clean living. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
611 It used to be about location. It' now hygiene, hygiene, hygiene! 1.4024 0.04771 169 113 44 12
612 Well, you'll never have to wash the windows. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
613 You'll find that this is the cleanest house in the neighborhood. 1.4024 0.03830 169 117 45 7
614 You do keep tumbling but it’s only $5,000 a month. 1.4024 0.05650 169 126 18 25
615 Would you like to take this one for a spin? 1.4024 0.04845 169 114 42 13
616 They’re asking 36,000 quarters per month. 1.4024 0.04771 169 115 41 13
617 I know you said you wanted side-by-side, but I'm sure you'll just love this. 1.4024 0.04621 169 118 38 13
618 I can show you the place if you have 4 quarters. 1.4024 0.05263 169 120 30 19
619 And you can pay off your mortgage in quarters. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
620 Sorry, but we've already had an all cash offer...in quarters. 1.4024 0.04988 169 116 38 15
621 Yes, it’s a co-op. And a coin-op. 1.4024 0.04771 169 113 44 12
622 You’ll never know if you don’t give it a spin. 1.4024 0.04621 169 111 48 10
623 Have you met the Maytags? 1.4024 0.05195 169 119 32 18
624 It has city approval to add a third floor dryer. 1.4024 0.05127 169 118 34 17
625 The rent is just two dollars an hour! 1.4012 0.05029 167 115 37 15
626 I wasn’t sure if you were looking for an in-unit washer-dryer or a ‘unit in washer-dryer’ 1.4012 0.04499 167 118 36 13
627 And, if you prefer, I can show you a top loader floor plan that's just two blocks away. 1.4012 0.05240 167 118 31 18
628 That would be about $1,800 a month, but you have to pay with quarters. 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
629 Very rare find. The top unit is fully lint controlled. 1.4012 0.04884 167 113 41 13
630 It's the pandemic model. The entire unit goes through a sanitizing rinse cycle twice a day. 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
631 ...and the middle unit has a walk-in washer/dryer 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
632 First of the month. In quarters. 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
633 Did I mention the giant washer and dryer? 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
634 Don't worry if you can't decide, it's available every few hours. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
635 The inspection just found a couple of lost socks. 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
636 The washer and dryer have an in unit apartment 1.4000 0.04324 165 113 44 8
637 Each washer and dryer comes with an apartment. 1.4000 0.05072 165 114 36 15
638 I know you didn't love the top-loader we saw earlier 1.4000 0.04771 165 110 44 11
639 I agree it is very modern, but it does have clean lines. 1.4000 0.05215 165 116 32 17
640 The previous owners left them. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
641 This particular unit comes with a one-year manufacturer‘s warranty. 1.4000 0.05072 165 114 36 15
642 And here, you can see, are the cleanest apartments in the city. 1.4000 0.04367 165 115 41 9
643 I can also offer you the boxes they came in for much less . 1.3988 0.05076 168 117 35 16
644 And as you know, real estate is all about ‘Rotation, Rotation, Rotation’. 1.3988 0.04809 163 109 43 11
645 Rent is 25 cents for 15 minutes. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
646 No, not a typo. Washer and dryer is building. 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
647 Yes, there's a laundromat right around the corner. Why do you ask? 1.3988 0.04730 163 108 45 10
648 You're required to pay your maintenance in quarters. 1.3976 0.04671 166 115 39 12
649 And with the skeletons safely in that glorious walk-in closet, here is where we get rid of ALL your dirty laundry! 1.3976 0.05596 166 123 20 23
650 You won’t find a cleaner, dryer home elsewhere! 1.3975 0.05307 161 114 30 17
651 And see our special corona virus sanitizer -- everyone entering our building gets a good washing first. 1.3975 0.05729 161 120 18 23
652 These units turn over all the time. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
653 ... and the landlord pays all the utilities except water! 1.3975 0.04342 161 102 54 5
654 It has a built-in apartment... 1.3975 0.04928 161 109 40 12
655 You'll never have to wonder where your lost socks are. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
656 Well, at least you wouldn’t get hung out to dry. 1.3975 0.05234 161 113 32 16
657 You get used to the layout pretty quickly. 1.3975 0.05592 161 118 22 21
658 This compact, fully automated lifestyle is trending now. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
659 You might want to use a humidifier upstairs. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
660 Personally, I'd put my money into this one. 1.3951 0.04825 162 109 42 11
661 And it’s a bargain at 3.5 million quarters. 1.3951 0.05058 162 112 36 14
662 You’ll really know you’ve made it here when you can afford the full-unit washer/dryer. 1.3951 0.05766 162 122 16 24
663 Funny story...The builder is in jail for money laundering.” 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
664 Your neighbor owns laundromats, but he’s been working from home. 1.3938 0.05177 160 112 33 15
665 Ironically, no. But there is a laundromat just around the corner. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
666 That was a typo. It should have said, "washer/dryer IS unit." 1.3938 0.05101 160 113 32 15
667 The amusing design is meant ironically--of course, there is no laundry room in the building. 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
668 And the condo fees are front-loaded! 1.3938 0.04530 160 104 49 7
669 The utilities are a bit higher but it practically cleans itself. 1.3938 0.04944 160 109 39 12
670 Let’s be honest, they’re not even hiding the money laundering here. 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
671 It's a foreclosure sale... the previous owner ran out of quarters. 1.3924 0.04099 158 108 43 7
672 This one's a coin-op co-op. 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
673 Once you move from a top load to a front load you’ll kick yourself for waiting this long. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
674 It even has an evict cycle. 1.3924 0.05066 158 109 36 13
675 One of the more attractive amenities of this washer and dryer is it comes with its own apartment. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
676 The top one is for heavily-soiled fabrics, and the bottom one is a portal to Hell. 1.3924 0.04475 158 118 27 13
677 ...and there’s no cleaning deposit! 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
678 I do not recommend having pets. 1.3924 0.04986 158 108 38 12
679 The view is what will truly make you fall head over heels. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
680 This unit is only 12,000 quarters a month and 1 quarter per extra 5 minutes. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
681 The title is clean on this one. 1.3924 0.05066 158 109 36 13
682 If this doesn’t work for you, I have a nice side-by-side on the East side that I could show you 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
683 This one doesn’t have a washer dryer but is easily the most ironic property on the street. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
684 Rent is due on the first of the month. Quarters only, of course. 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
685 Great fun living here. You can even wash your clothes while still wearing them! 1.3910 0.05500 156 113 25 18
686 We don't recommend cats or dogs in these units but fish love them. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
687 I assume separating by color is a no? 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
688 I strongly suggest an all-coin offer. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
689 Why stop at just your hands? 1.3896 0.04815 154 103 42 9
690 We wanted to bring more transparency to money laundering in real estate. 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
691 And there’s also a fridge on the next street! 1.3896 0.04902 154 106 37 11
692 Believe me, you’ll thank me once you have kids. 1.3896 0.05475 154 111 26 17
693 This is where they used to do ethnic cleansing. 1.3896 0.05850 154 116 16 22
694 It's a front loaded lease. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
695 You might want to check for tissues in your pockets before we look at this one. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
696 All visitors are washed, rinsed, and sanitized when they enter the foyer. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
697 It comes with free spin classes." 1.3896 0.04253 154 109 35 10
698 And there’s a coin-operated kitchen in the basement. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
699 Just make sure you have enough quarters for the rent. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
700 Features include central heat and an indoor pool. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
701 One perk is that Godliness lives next door. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
702 I’d love to show you the apartment but we’ll have to wait, the door is locked until the cycle is completed. 1.3896 0.04815 154 103 42 9
703 It's a high efficiency apartment. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
704 Just a reminder that the condo board is very particular about lint. 1.3896 0.04635 154 103 43 8
705 Yes, of course you’re allowed to mix whites and coloureds. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
706 Some of the neighbors think it’s a front. 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
707 It comes with it’s own apartment. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
708 I couldn’t recommend this duplex, I’m pretty sure you’ll have to keep putting money into it. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
709 It beats going to spin class. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
710 The developer really went all out on these COVID free units. 1.3882 0.05758 152 113 19 20
711 With the growth in population we’re anticipating a need for more front loading housing. 1.3882 0.05682 152 112 21 19
712 ... and we have a 25 year mortgage with General Electric. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
713 I thought they had just forgotten the comma when the listing said 'nice and roomy washer and dryer," but it turns out... 1.3882 0.05526 152 110 25 17
714 Self-cleaning windows. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
715 The rent works out to twenty-five cents every seven minutes. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
716 It's our ultra modern solution to living in the city during any pandemic outbreak. Self sanitizing apartments are the wave of the future. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
717 You should give it a spin. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
718 The Architect’s Concept was one thing .... The Developer Had A Different Idea .... But Once The Contractor Value Engineered .... VIOLA! 1.3882 0.05907 152 115 15 22
719 And the previous owner kept it spotless. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
720 It’s hot and humid, but it’s also self-cleaning! 1.3882 0.05833 152 114 17 21
721 It’s kind of a rough and tumble neighborhood. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
722 You’ll find this much more space efficient than the side-by-side model 1.3882 0.05833 152 114 17 21
723 This is one of the cleanest blocks in the city! 1.3882 0.05758 152 113 19 20
724 Great view during wash cycle, not so much during spin/dry. 1.3882 0.05605 152 111 23 18
725 And you can pay the rent in quarters! 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
726 The security deposit has to be in quarters. 1.3882 0.05117 152 107 32 13
727 And this listing is both a co-op and a coin-op. 1.3882 0.04764 152 101 43 8
728 This is our new self-cleaning apartment. 1.3882 0.05682 152 112 21 19
729 The rent is $3200/month, but that includes heat, water, and detergent. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
730 The current tenants have left it spotless. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
731 That's nothing, you should see the neighborhood watch. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
732 Fifteen thousand quarters a month. Hot water not included. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
733 It's our ultimate efficiency apartment. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
734 Comes with Washer/Dryer. 1.3882 0.05833 152 114 17 21
735 You don’t own anything red do you? 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
736 I'm afraid you'd have to separate if you were to move in here. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
737 Trust me. You will never forget to do your laundry. 1.3882 0.04482 152 103 42 7
738 I know you wanted side-by-side, but sometimes you have to compromise a bit. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
739 It’s clothes to everything 1.3857 0.05962 140 104 18 18
740 At least you can't hear the drummer next door. 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
741 Sorry, whites only. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
742 The lower unit is cleaner but the upper unit feels dryer 1.3856 0.04918 153 104 39 10
743 After your first year, the lease would become cycle-to-cycle. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
744 The dryers are one block east. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
745 It's our latest loft, for the modern medical worker. 1.3856 0.05801 153 115 17 21
746 Put on the goggles. Let’s take a look inside. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
747 The President recommends adding bleach. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
748 The previous tenants had no complaints...except for the missing socks. 1.3856 0.04830 153 105 38 10
749 Plenty of natural light, some motion sickness 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
750 And it's very clean. 1.3836 0.06012 146 111 14 21
751 These two units are squeaky clean... 1.3836 0.04981 146 99 38 9
752 Cash only 1.3836 0.04688 146 96 44 6
753 Rent is due the first of every month. Quarters only. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
754 It’s a wonderful neighborhood for single socks. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
755 This one is both a rent and temperature controlled. 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
756 ...and the spin cycle is an amazing ice breaker when you entertain! 1.3836 0.05933 146 110 16 20
757 And the rent is 25¢ every 15 minutes. 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
758 And, believe it or not, this one comes with a bathroom and kitchen! 1.3826 0.05761 149 111 19 19
759 The seller is eager to unload this one. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
760 It's a world-famous designer, formerly with Whirlpool. 1.3826 0.04818 149 100 41 8
761 You can get in on the ground floor of this stacked front load investment. 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
762 Oh... you meant washer & dryer to be included 1.3826 0.04626 149 108 30 11
763 I ran out of quarters. 1.3826 0.05993 149 114 13 22
764 The lint collector is just $2300 per month. 1.3826 0.05917 149 113 15 21
765 The low price? Well, to be honest there was a screw-up with the contractor and...well, they're both dryers. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
766 You can paint it, but the Whirlpool family had it declared a cultural heritage site, so the windows have to stay. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
767 the house is exceptionally clean 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
768 The previous tenants left it spotless. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
769 Did I mention it's a high efficiency unit? 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
770 Would you like to see the whirlpool 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
771 This unit is clean, high efficiency, and utilities are included. 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
772 Great location, excellent schools. Just make sure to empty your pockets before going inside. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
773 Honey, she’s taking us to the cleaners. 1.3810 0.05273 147 108 24 15
774 And here I thought 'Unit In Washer Dryer' was a typo. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
775 I 'm telling you, you won't find many other townhouses in this neighborhood that include a full size washer and dryer! 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
776 I'll come clean with you. The owner is hoping for a wash sale. He's underwater on the mortgage and currently under indictment for money laundering. The odds are stacked against him and I believe he'll be hung out to dry. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
777 What can I say? It's the ultimate in "clean living"! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
778 We asked a focus group what they really wanted.” 1.3810 0.05656 147 108 22 17
779 Well, yes, the basement occasionally gets damp, but the upstairs is dryer, and overall this stacks up to be a very clean duplex. 1.3810 0.05138 147 104 31 12
780 Just remember—neighborhoods go through cycles. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
781 This is the Westing House, an iconic example of the post modern industrial style. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
782 This one was recently upgraded to high capacity. 1.3810 0.04859 147 102 36 9
783 And the best part is, you never have to worry about washing the windows. 1.3800 0.04699 150 100 43 7
784 It won’t be available for a couple of hours. 1.3793 0.04900 145 100 36 9
785 You can move in as soon as the spin cycle is finished. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
786 That's what I call clean living. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
787 If you like I can show you something in a top loading? 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
788 Water and Heat are included. 1.3793 0.04997 145 101 34 10
789 And for just $100.000 more we will include the laundry pedestal with storage drawers with free setup. 1.3793 0.05878 145 109 17 19
790 The rent is 10,000 quarters a month. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
791 We’ll take this double unit if it’s still under warrentee. 1.3793 0.04043 145 107 31 7
792 I suggest leaving in the morning before the spin cycle. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
793 Legally, I can't tell you average age of the neighbors but let's say "wrinkle free!" 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
794 What makes you think its value is tumbling? 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
795 Garbage day is Tuesday. Lint Thursday. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
796 This is a very safe neighborhood—no socks have ever gone missing! 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
797 They’re really popular with young buyers right now. They’re called Tide Pods. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
798 The house is zoned for money laundering. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
799 And it comes with an in-unit apartment.” 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
800 Plus, utilities are included. 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
801 The previous owners had to fold. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
802 These are state of the art self cleaning apartments 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
803 The last pair that moved in here got seperated 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
804 These are what we’d call high-efficiency apartments. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
805 And just like that, your problems shrink. 1.3776 0.05855 143 107 18 18
806 The views are dizzying! 1.3776 0.05041 143 104 27 12
807 Renting versus buying? For this one, I'd say it's a wash. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
808 You can’t help but appreciate the clean architectural design. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
809 It's a Coin-Op 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
810 Naturally the washer and dryer stay. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
811 Now this one I think you're really going to like...it checks off one of your biggest must-haves! 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
812 Don't worry, there's a supersized lint trap overlooking the back alley. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
813 A rare find! 1.3776 0.06021 143 109 14 20
814 The new word for second story apartments is stackables." Kermie Wohlenhaus, Tucson, A 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
815 Yes, it's the only unit with a washer/dryer! 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
816 What a tremendous place for a clean start ! 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
817 ... and rated “Energy Star”! 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
818 It's the new Bauhaus... we call it Washhaus. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
819 And if you live in this house you will have the added advantage of not having to look out at this house. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
820 This one won’t break the bank, but it might shrink your wallet. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
821 And that's the city's money laundering office. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
822 Turn out your pockets before entering 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
823 Best of all, your sweat equity washes right out. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
824 You'll be head over heels for this place. 1.3767 0.04416 146 104 34 8
825 This one comes with an apartment. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
826 Apartments, of course, are extra. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
827 Ironically this unit doesn't have a laundry room. 1.3767 0.04676 146 103 35 8
828 Yes, I. M. Pei designed it during his rarely talked about, appliance period. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
829 An immaculately preserved landmark of the late Maytag School. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
830 The previous owner was indicted for money laundering. 1.3767 0.04969 146 100 37 9
831 It's only been on the market for two cycles. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
832 What on earth makes you think this property has something to do with money laundering? 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
833 You may have read the listing wrong. There's no whirlpool. 1.3767 0.04922 146 102 34 10
834 Wait 'til you you see the interior -- such vibrant whites and colors. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
835 This house is great value. Usually anything in this neighborhood will take you to the cleaners. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
836 This is the popular Covid 19 model home. You can save time by running the whole family through the bleach cycle at one time.” 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
837 The house was built with laundered money 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
838 And here we have the site of Trump's successful money laundering business at Trump Tower. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
839 Rent is $1.75 per hour 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
840 We like to give the people what they want. 1.3759 0.06084 141 108 13 20
841 And over here, we have a lovely washer/dryer duplex for 10,000 quarters a month 1.3759 0.05185 141 100 30 11
842 The upstairs can get a little hot and dry 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
843 On the plus side, it's self-cleaning 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
844 Well, yes, it is noisy but the income potential is unlimited. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
845 Not in any of these units, sorry. But there is a laundromat just down the street. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
846 It's the ultimate in clean living! 1.3759 0.05742 141 104 21 16
847 The interior is spotless 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
848 I thought, “unit in washer/dryer” was a typo! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
849 I have been selling washers and dryer for 20years and I have yet to have a customer come back and complain they’re too big. 1.3759 0.05185 141 101 30 10
850 You just have to remember: it's not an earthquake, it's a spin cycle. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
851 Unfortunately the appliances are not included. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
852 It's a nice neighborhood but we really prefer a top loader. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
853 And the rent is only eight quarters an hour! 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
854 We're expecting a quick turnaround with this one. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
855 Well, it may not be the best location, but the place is squeaky clean. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
856 This builder puts a new spin on apartment living. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
857 Wait 'til you see the rooftop toilet! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
858 It'll be a short sale - the previous owners got into hot water 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
859 This duplex is a magnificent example of Postmaytag Architecture. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
860 Have I mentioned the built-in washer/dryer? 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
861 It’s a duplex. But only the upper unit has heat. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
862 The previous owners were in, um, finance. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
863 The previous tenants dyed. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
864 I'd love to show you around, but I'm afraid they're in the middle of their spin cycle. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
865 Perfect for both you and your cloth masks. 1.3759 0.06001 141 107 15 19
866 Ironically, no. But there is a laundromat just down the corner 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
867 The neighborhood is gentrifying. You can mix whites and colored in these. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
868 I see you wrote down Al Capone as a reference? 1.3759 0.06084 141 108 13 20
869 You’ll love this place, it actually has an in-unit apartment. 1.3759 0.04779 141 94 41 6
870 ...and of course they are self cleaning apartments. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
871 "...and this washer and dryer set comes with an apartment." 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
872 It's self-cleaning. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
873 It's a false front - it's really a range and oven 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
874 I thought 'laundry as unit' was a typo. 1.3732 0.05156 142 101 30 11
875 Very clean but a high water bill ! 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
876 These were once whites only. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
877 It was designed by world renowned architect Maytäg Virlpül. 1.3732 0.05058 142 100 32 10
878 Unfortunately, we really got taken to the cleaners on this deal. 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
879 The rent is low for this neighborhood, but it has to be paid in quarters. 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
880 It's clean. 1.3732 0.04856 142 96 39 7
881 The rent is quarterly. 1.3732 0.05794 142 106 19 17
882 If you're interested, we can take it for a spin. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
883 The mayor's trying to clean up the city. 1.3732 0.05964 142 108 15 19
884 The best part is you can pay your rent in quarters! 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
885 You can’t get cleaner living than this 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
886 It's very clean.......and dry! 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
887 The previous owner was arrested for laundering. 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
888 This may not be the right property for you, Mr and Mrs Sock. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
889 If you have some quarters, we can go in and take a look. 1.3732 0.05058 142 100 32 10
890 Monthly rent is 5,000 quarters. 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
891 This is the laundromat conversion I mentioned, which, as you can see, still retains much of its original charm. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
892 You'll have to pay rent in quarters but its close to everything. 1.3732 0.04856 142 98 36 8
893 Don’t worry, the landlord will still take you to the cleaners... 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
894 You said you're into clean living, right? 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
895 Of course, you’ll still need approval from the Coin-Op Board. 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
896 Aside from when the Giant washes his clothes each week, the neighborhood is very quiet. 1.3714 0.05104 140 99 31 10
897 You pay your rent with quarters. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
898 This is a little awkward,but yes,we do separate whites and colors. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
899 There’s a setting for delicate egos. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
900 Here is a house that caters to both whites and darks at the same time. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
901 You did say that a washing machine on the first floor was non-negotiable. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
902 The rent is under your budget, but has to be paid in quarters. 1.3676 0.05404 136 99 25 12
903 Wait til you see the walk-in blender. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
904 It's a mixed use building. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
905 It's a clean, well-dried place. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
906 We prefer the layout of a side-by-side. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
907 For fitness buffs, the building comes with its own spin cycle. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
908 Feelings about this unit run from hot to cold. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
909 Our competitors may offer in-unit laundry, but can they offer an in-laundry unit?? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
910 The apartment is included. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
911 Frankly it’s outdated. It was built back in a time when landlords were concerned with separating by color” 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
912 The main units have already sold, but I can show you the lint trap. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
913 As you can see, the city is committed to cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
914 And the laundromat is just a block away. 1.3657 0.05029 134 97 27 10
915 And since it's a front-loader, you get rooftop access 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
916 You can't spell gentrification without GE... 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
917 The rent is paid in quarters. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
918 .... and it’s a bargain at 3,040,000 quarters. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
919 The previous tenants were a pair of socks and one of them went missing 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
920 Can you believe that it used to be a top loader? 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
921 These are, literally, the cleanest units on the block! 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
922 It even has an in-unit apartment! 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
923 The prices are reasonable because the neighbourhood is still a little rough and tumble. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
924 These are our new self-cleaning apartments. Just set them to run when you leave. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
925 Here we have the Kenmore mansion 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
926 This place has great reviews, but people often complain of their socks going missing 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
927 It rents for $4.50 per minute.. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
928 Can we also see the side by side model 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
929 Not to worry. There are clotheslines out back. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
930 Funny enough, there actually isn’t in-unit laundry for this place. 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
931 It's perfect if you want to front load your mortgage. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
932 First floor is Delicate. Second is Casual. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
933 Comes with heat and hot water. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
934 Yeah some guy named Gulliver got the zoning changed. 1.3657 0.04917 134 93 34 7
935 and the front loading feature makes moving in a snap 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
936 This unit’s really cleaned up the block. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
937 Welcome to 2020, wash, rinse, repeat. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
938 The ask is high, so expect some shrinkage. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
939 The former owner really put a lot of money into it. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
940 This one's great for a couple with young kids. 1.3636 0.04470 132 91 37 4
941 The landlord only pays for lint removal. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
942 For the area, it's a steal—16,000 quarters a month. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
943 Taking in laundry more than covers your monthly mortgage payment. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
944 The best thing about this place is you never have to clean the windows. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
945 This high efficiency apartment might interest you. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
946 This gem is sparkling clean from top to bottom. You’ll want to put your offer in right away, timing is everything in this cycle. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
947 I also have something in a nice side-by-side brownstone. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
948 Upstairs unit is $2.00, downstairs is $1.75. 1.3636 0.05188 132 94 29 9
949 The rent on this unit won’t take you to the cleaners 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
950 No, the dispensary is across the street. This is their money laundry. 1.3636 0.05512 132 98 23 11
951 It's really clean, with dizzying views. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
952 SO THE DRYER IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR? 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
953 You can probably buy this one and not get taken to the cleaners. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
954 Utilities not included, of course. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
955 There’s a coin operated bedroom in the basement. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
956 I don’t know. All of the units feel like they’re right on top of each other. 1.3636 0.05076 132 96 26 10
957 It’s our spin on clean living as a lifestyle. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
958 Oh no that's a mafia front. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
959 No, utilities are not included, why would you ask? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
960 Rent is due in quarters on the hour, every hour. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
961 You pay the mortgage quarterly. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
962 'It's not what it looks like' 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
963 Maid's quarters included - you will need lots of quarters. 1.3615 0.04945 130 98 21 11
964 The upstairs unit is dryer. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
965 If you need your earnest money and down payment laundered, we can do it in-house. 1.3615 0.05982 130 98 17 15
966 It is a beautiful apartment - two stories with an Andy Warhol exterior. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
967 And there's a coin-operated bedroom in the basement. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
968 Now, this washer and dryer comes with an apartment. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
969 Honey, without a dryer, it just seems impractical. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
970 Self cleaning apartments are all the rage. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
971 Side by side is so last year. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
972 Yes, the previous owners were journalists working from home, and each one needed their own spin cycle ... 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
973 We call this model the Westinghouse. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
974 It was designed by the noted architects Whirlpool and Maytag. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
975 I mean, it does have a built-in washer and dryer. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
976 Price reduced due to the coin shortage.... 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
977 I know you're in the market for a low maintenance home. This one practically cleans itself. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
978 These condos are for the filthy rich. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
979 This unit was seized in a money-laundering sting. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
980 This next apartment is a two story wash-up, and it’s immaculate. 1.3615 0.04761 130 87 39 4
981 Cleanest home on the block! 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
982 This place is loaded! 1.3615 0.05461 130 95 24 11
983 The mortgage is also front loaded 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
984 Rent is due monthly. In quarters. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
985 If you think this is wild, wait until you see the dishwasher and microwave. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
986 And the best part is that you'll have that great fresh scent all the time! 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
987 And you don't have to wear a mask! 1.3615 0.06081 130 99 15 16
988 Here in Washington, we call the agitation cycle “the Presidential Cycle” 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
989 For some reason we’ve been cycling through a lot of tenants. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
990 The rent for this one is paid in quarters. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
991 There also is a side by side available. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
992 Another plus - they'll take rent in quarters! 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
993 Rent must be paid quarterly, and in quarters. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
994 We've been told that the spin cycle has led to some very romantic evenings. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
995 These days your house can never be too clean. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
996 The rent is only $1.25, but you have to pay it every hour. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
997 Wait til you try that spin class! 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
998 It's a spin on mid-century modern. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
999 This washer/dryer comes with a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1000 Luckily, the landlord takes quarters. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1001 It's got great pedigree. The architect is from the same firm that designed the Flatiron Building. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1002 It’s a beautiful apartment but, unfortunately, I can’t show it during the rinse cycle. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1003 We believe this design creates a cleaner and crisper contemporary look 1.3615 0.05123 130 92 30 8
1004 I'm sorry, we are looking for a side by side. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1005 Or you might be interested in our top loading building. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1006 And there's a dry cleaner right down the street. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1007 This listing'll knock your socks off--and one always ends up missing. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1008 This one is a mid-cycle modern." 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1009 And your kids will really love the spin cycle. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1010 It’s a brand new two-story wash up. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1011 As you can see, we're not going to hang you out to dry. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
1012 This washer/dryer comes with a build-in apartment. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1013 We recommend moving in before the next cycle. 1.3615 0.04369 130 89 38 3
1014 The last tenants were evicted for paying rent with Canadian quarters 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
1015 This one has built-in apartment 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
1016 You said your first priority was a washer/dryer. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1017 We have a few minutes to look around before the next cycle starts. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
1018 It's the Sanitize 2021 model. Ensures you are completely germ-free the second you walk through your front door! 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1019 You get the best views on tumble dry low 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1020 AND it has an in-unit apartment! 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1021 This is one of our cleanest listings. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1022 The kitchen’s in the next block over. 1.3609 0.05975 133 101 16 16
1023 Just wait until you the see the kitchen. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1024 If you're into cycling, you'll love this place. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1025 I guess you could say that this one practically cleans itself... 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1026 The architect was Claes Oldenburg. 1.3594 0.04801 128 93 28 7
1027 You would not believe all the loose socks we found in that apartment! 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1028 This apartment is absolutely spotless. 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
1029 And here's the Museum of Modern Art office. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
1030 Only 6000 quarters a month, hot water included 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1031 This neighborhood is really turning around. 1.3594 0.05404 128 93 25 10
1032 Don’t worry, its just an Andy Warhol. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
1033 The old top load units were a nightmare to enter. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1034 Ironically, the laundry room’s in the basement. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1035 The access is a lot more convenient than the top loading units. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1036 It's a standard two-hour lease. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1037 Well, Manhattan real estate IS the best way to launder money. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1038 They will really help out with the mortgage. 1.3594 0.06048 128 97 16 15
1039 Ironically the top unit is the only one with flood insurance 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1040 This neighborhood used to be full of top-loaders. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
1041 It comes with a water view and a spin cycle. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1042 it’s very quiet 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1043 There’s in unit apartment in this washer dryer. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1044 well this one offers an internal water view 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1045 This one has loads of potential. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1046 We can Iron out the details now. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1047 No, I’m afraid we’ll have to wait. I can’t upon the door until the cycle finishes. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
1048 It's got a great view. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1049 Say goodbye to cleaning, laundry and breathing oxygen! 1.3571 0.06012 126 95 17 14
1050 And the best thing is it can be financed with dirty money. 1.3571 0.06012 126 95 17 14
1051 Now this unique. Him and bathing and living accommodations. Outhouse is separate. 1.3571 0.06421 126 99 9 18
1052 The previous tenants left a sock behind when they moved out... 1.3571 0.06220 126 97 13 16
1053 And this new up-to-date unit is for families who prefer to wash their dirty linens in public. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1054 The owners are selling because all of their socks go missing. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1055 You still have to wear a mask, but you don't have to wash as often. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1056 It's a Banksy. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1057 I'm just saying finding a double-loader at this price, in this neighborhood, is only going to get harder. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1058 You wouldn't need to have an offshore account to launder your money 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1059 The views are sensational, it's the perfect place to put up your feet and lose your socks. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1060 Of course you can look inside, we just need to wait for this cycle to finish. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1061 Well, what do you think? Would you like to take it for a spin? 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1062 You’ll still need quarters, of course. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1063 Bitcoin-operated. 1.3520 0.06038 125 95 16 14
1064 This place comes with a laundry list of amenities. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1065 Beyond the obvious, you can eat and sleep here too`! 1.3496 0.06107 123 94 15 14
1066 Ignore the unfounded rumors of money laundering here. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
1067 This one’s listed at 3 million quarters. 1.3496 0.05413 123 91 23 9
1068 A piece of architecture so newsworthy it guarantees "permanent press" 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
1069 So this place actually has its own washer and dryer. 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
1070 You'll find the downstairs is super easy to clean, and the upstairs stays warm -- even in winter!" 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
1071 These properties are a good opportunity for money laundering. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1072 The original owner was a crazy plumber taken away by two men in very white suits. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
1073 You will need to make an offer soon -- we have had enquiries from the White House. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1074 This one's a great deal, only 12,000 quarters a month. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1075 Of course that's plus utilities. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1076 Rest assured this neighborhood has evolved from their history of separating whites and darks. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
1077 It's a Frank Gehry. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1078 It never sold. Who wants two washers? 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
1079 "You'll wake up clean and fresh every morning." 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1080 It's always clean. 1.3445 0.05262 119 89 22 8
1081 Rent is due in quarters 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1082 Of course, this is much more convenient than the top-loader I just showed you down the block. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1083 If the neighbors complain about the noise, just switch it to delicates. 1.3445 0.05395 119 88 23 8
1084 You'll wake up spotless every morning! 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1085 The rent is cheap because the previous landlord was arrested for money laundering. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1086 The listing actually did say 'unit in washer-dryer' 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1087 I know a washer and drier in the building was high on your list, so... 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1088 Of course the lower unit has some mold issues. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1089 If you don't like this one we have a refrigerator model with free air conditioning. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1090 Perfect for anyone looking for a stacked unit! 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1091 Running the comps, it’s energy efficiency is highly competitive. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
1092 ...and one last thing we'd expect your rent to be paid before the final rinse cycle begins. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1093 The living rooms are absolutely spotless. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1094 You'll never guess what's not included. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1095 You'll find the kitchen two blocks down 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1096 Unfortunately, the coin shortage means that this listing is not available. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1097 Great! Shall we wash inside and iron out the details 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
1098 I also have a stainless steel listing, but it won't beat this location. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1099 Are you sure you requested ‘pre-war’ and not ‘pre-wash’? 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1100 The only negative is that you’ll have to pay the rent with quarters. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1101 This unit was designed by an architect with a notoriously dry sense of humor. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1102 It’s our newest bi-level model. Care to go for a spin? 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1103 ...and the rent includes all utilities. 1.3419 0.04727 117 83 30 4
1104 We call it the Trump Stackable, American steel, Chinese labor, US tariffs and it keeps the president’s dirty laundry appearing as if the stains aren’t visible. 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1105 A view of the water whenever you have enough quarters. 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1106 Technically, the utilites are included." 1.3419 0.05102 117 84 27 6
1107 This unit will be available whenever you hear the buzzer. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1108 Yes, but it's lovely inside. Just hold onto the railings during the rinse cycle. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1109 We mix our whites and darks. 1.3419 0.05029 117 86 25 6
1110 Obviously, utilities are included. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1111 This is the cleanest house you'll ever find. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1112 And when rent is due, simply deposit 5,000 quarters into this slot. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1113 As you can see, this unit runs on clean energy. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1114 If you prefer a side-by-side, I have another listing two blocks over. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1115 The previous owner was underwater on his mortgage. 1.3419 0.06555 117 93 8 16
1116 It comes fully loaded. 1.3419 0.06089 117 91 13 13
1117 A very clean and dry Duplex 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1118 And of course, nowadays, it's fine to mix whites and coloreds 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1119 ...and, best of all, the upper washer has a completely unobstructed view of the George Washington Bridge! 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1120 If you think this is magnificent, wail 'til I show you the community toilet. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1121 Of course the appliances aren't included in the price. 1.3419 0.04804 117 89 20 8
1122 Washing machines on both floors is very convenient. 1.3419 0.06442 117 92 10 15
1123 And the rent can be paid in quarters! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1124 There's a few facts about this neighborhood that have been whitewashed. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1125 The sellers remodeled with all new appliances. 1.3419 0.05451 117 86 23 8
1126 Well, it might look modern, but I’m afraid the landlord wants all colours separated from the whites. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1127 You'll LOVE this apartment! It just screams "Clean!" 1.3419 0.04880 117 82 31 4
1128 This one is currently in foreclosure due to the current coin shortage 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1129 That's totally fake news--I swear that the Fair Housing Commission is not investigating us for separating the whites from the colored. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1130 The Maytags are a lovely family. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1131 It's immaculately clean. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1132 Appliance manufacturers are getting into the housing market. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1133 The architect is influenced by the Wash & Fold Movement. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1134 It’ll be nice to come home and take a load off. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1135 if you live here you'd be clean by now 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1136 We need to come together by staying apart. 1.3419 0.06327 117 91 12 14
1137 It’s a two storey attached high rise, built for the high speed, clean lifestyle. 1.3419 0.05314 117 85 25 7
1138 : Well...look at it this way, it's a revenue opportunity. 1.3419 0.04804 117 86 25 6
1139 Make sure you clean the lint trap or the whole city will burn down. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1140 Unfortunately there’s no laundry in the building. 1.3419 0.05173 117 86 24 7
1141 It’s whole-unit laundry, and if you’re a good enough swimmer, the risk of drowning is low. 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1142 There’s a laundromat just around the corner. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1143 These are high efficiency apartments 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1144 Don’t look now, but there’s a man trying to steal your purse. 1.3415 0.05636 123 93 19 11
1145 And it features on-site laundry. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1146 The architect was going for a fresh clean look. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1147 FINALLY, a washer/dryer in our price range with the apartment included! 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1148 Yes! I'm pretty sure the price includes a washer and dryer 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1149 The upstairs is dryer 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1150 There is a lot of turnover in this building. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1151 You can have either - it's a wash 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1152 Your kids will love the spin cycle. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1153 You don't ever need to take off your clothes! 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1154 ... and there's a laundromat next door ... 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1155 I hope you have plenty of quarters! 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1156 Drop by Tuesday night. Wear dark colors. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1157 It's a foreclosure. The previous owner found himself in hot water. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1158 This used to be owned by the Maytag repairman. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1159 It’s a second floor wash up. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1160 Our COVID condos are the latest craze in real estate! 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1161 No. Heat and hot water are not included. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1162 Just think of it as having an indoor pool and sauna. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1163 Now, the utilities are a little steep. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1164 Unfortunately ma’am, we don’t accept credit card. Only quarters. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1165 The rent is only $3,500, but you have to pay it in quarters. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1166 These are the first Post Covid self-sanitizing apartments. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1167 Look at those fantastic picture windows. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1168 You pay by the hour here. Hope you have quarters 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1169 The drawback is that you’ll need a lot of quarters every month to pay the rent. 1.3391 0.04766 115 78 35 2
1170 ironically, these condos don’t have a laundry room. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1171 You can ignore the factory labels about separating whites and colors. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1172 These units come with great views, but do require flood insurance. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1173 This is where all the neighborhood dirty laundry is aired. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1174 It provides hand, mask and full body sanitizing every time you arrive home. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1175 No bedroom,no bath,but washer and dryer are included. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1176 You know? Money laundering..... 1.3391 0.05645 115 87 19 9
1177 And if you toss and turn at night, there’s even a control to moderate that. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1178 The washer dryer comes with an apartment. 1.3391 0.05076 115 85 25 5
1179 This one has a unique indoor pool and sauna. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1180 The pros are location, size, and price. The cons are you’re going to lose a lot of socks. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1181 It's nice,but I'd wait for the Memorial Day Savings Event... 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1182 ...and on top of all of that, the delicate cycle is a great way to relax and unwind. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1183 This is the most sought-after townhouse in the Garment District. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1184 It's post-war and pre-soak. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1185 Accepts quarters. US not Canadian. 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1186 Street washing on Tuesdays and Fridays. 1.3391 0.05645 115 88 17 10
1187 So to answer your question about in-unit laundry... 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1188 I'm sorry, there's nothing available at The Dakota. Have you considered The Maytag? 1.3391 0.06162 115 88 15 12
1189 It comes with everything, except a washer and dryer. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1190 And the best part is, it's a self-cleaning unit. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1191 Yes,this was Andy Warhol's only venture into architecture! 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1192 As I said, it has a water view 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1193 The owners are keeping the appliances, but otherwise this place is perfect! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1194 Would you like to take our newest apartment for a spin? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1195 It’s a duplex, so you’ll still need a dryer. 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1196 And the plus side is that you can pay your rent in quarters! 1.3391 0.06404 115 90 11 14
1197 Flood insurance is included. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1198 So, we offer some very nice duplexes with the option of having no washer and dryer or only a washer and dryer. 1.3391 0.06162 115 88 15 12
1199 The original owners were loaded. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1200 No, you can't pay rent in coins. Why would you ask? 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1201 The neighbors might get a bit agitated,but just think how convenient it will be for you. 1.3391 0.05368 115 85 24 6
1202 The rent is due on the first, payable in quarters. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1203 This unit comes with self-cleaning windows. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1204 If you prefer, we have the side by side option, too. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1205 The tour is two hours, and if you live it’s yours. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1206 so you said you need a clean corona-free house? 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1207 The apartment unfortunately is not included with the washer/dryer. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1208 Some call it gentrification but I call it white washing 1.3391 0.05645 115 86 20 9
1209 It may not seem important now, but when global warming causes the sea levels to rise, you’ll be glad your whole second story is a drier. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1210 The good news is you can pay your rent in quarters. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1211 Property can be an excellent way to launder money 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1212 Believe it or not, it’s pre-war. 1.3391 0.05076 115 90 17 8
1213 No, I asked if it HAS a washer and dryer. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1214 Utilities include heat, water and detergent 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1215 I could show you something top loading on the west side. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1216 The condo board is insured for any socks that go missing. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1217 The bottom apartment simulates the the lush warmth of Florida and the top is Arizona dry heat. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1218 Want to see the toilet? 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1219 Open floor plan, built-in fire sprinklers, and and unlimited missing socks. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1220 Yes there is the occasional lost socks, but overall it’s a great neighborhood”. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1221 Are laundry facilities big on your list? 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1222 We like to think of it as fostering a cleaner style of living. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1223 Our cat would hate this house. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1224 You sacrifice a little, but it's our most energy-efficient space. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1225 I don’t know, hun, I might feel a little agitated in this unit. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1226 The views are spectacular once the rinse cycle is finished. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1227 It’s 2020. There are no restrictions on mixing darks with whites. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1228 No, no, no. I said, "Washer/dryer IS unit." 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1229 We normally keep lights and darks separate, but for you we can make an exception. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1230 Don't wait too long. This cycle is the best time to buy. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1231 Rent is due quarterly. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1232 Oh,I'm sorry. This one is not on the market. The owners have been wishy washy to sell. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1233 I think you'll find top-loaders are just not as efficient to live in. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1234 All references to mixing whites and coloreds were removed from the Neighborhood Association by-laws. But as you can see, residual stains still remain. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1235 And these two were built with laundered money 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1236 Just restrict your decor to washable items, and you'll never have to clean house again. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1237 Kitchen? It's in the basement. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1238 The upstairs is lovely but the downstairs does get damp... 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1239 ... and it's a quiet neighborhood, so gentle cycle only after 10. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1240 Wait to you see the refrigerator. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1241 It also serves as a homing device for your college-age children. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1242 Well, normal is just a setting on a washing machine. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1243 And there's no better place to settle down and start a new life cycle together. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1244 Laundry on site, so that’s a plus..... 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1245 You can either wear a mask or go through these. Your choice. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1246 There’s loads to do in Washing-Ton Heights 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1247 They have kids. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1248 I know it seems strange but the focus group loved it 1.3363 0.05200 113 82 25 6
1249 It’s both temperature and rent controlled. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1250 The monthly rent is 12,000 quarters. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1251 It's the only washer and dryer only unit in the city, just $45,000 a month! 1.3333 0.06442 111 87 11 13
1252 This is honestly the cleanest apartment on the West Side. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1253 And this is our Deutsche Bank branch 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1254 Actually, utilities are not included. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1255 The seller's asking 1.4 million. All in quarters. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1256 The former owner was a money launderer. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1257 Did I mention this was the old Garment District? 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1258 It was built in 2020 when cleaning was a big deal. It's called modern pandemic architecture. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1259 And you'll never vacuum again! 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1260 Before I can take you in, we have to wait for the spin cycle to stop 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1261 Each unit has an indoor pool. 1.3333 0.05911 111 88 12 11
1262 ....and the prior owner of this unique gem of a rowhouse was the CEO of LG! 1.3333 0.06568 111 88 9 14
1263 Your security deposit needs to be in cash, preferably in quarters. 1.3333 0.05172 111 80 26 5
1264 The move in security deposit is 3,860 quarters. 1.3333 0.05554 111 83 20 8
1265 We now accommodate whites and darks at the same time. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1266 It's the latest thing if you're into clean living. And the deal is so good it will make your head spin. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1267 How would you like to see our luxury sheets -- sorry -- suites? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1268 I've also got a top loader available, but it's on Staten Island. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1269 Asking price is $1.82 million but it needs to be paid in quarters. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1270 With the amenities, the price difference comes out in the wash. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1271 The gym in the building has a great spin class 1.3333 0.05328 111 81 24 6
1272 The housing market is really tumbling. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1273 This is one of our finest listings. It even comes equipped with three mismatched socks! 1.3333 0.04845 111 82 24 5
1274 Rent is 300 rolls of quarters. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1275 Great. But is it Lint-Controlled? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1276 What do you think? Should we give it a whirl? 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1277 Look, there’s no way to spin this. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1278 I can also show you a side-by-side ranch version. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1279 The landlord prefers quarters for rent. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1280 It's a two-story no bed, no bath. Water and heat are included. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1281 It's where they filmed "The Shape of Water!" 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
1282 Plus, you get to keep the quarters. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1283 And if you really want to liven up a party put it on "Spin 1.3333 0.05455 114 85 21 8
1284 Recently updated and maintenance free...just set it and forget it! 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1285 It’s got a great view. Can I take you for a spin? 1.3333 0.05328 111 82 24 5
1286 This one comes with an available extended warranty. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1287 But is the unit in-unit? 1.3333 0.06442 111 87 11 13
1288 The architect wanted a clean design. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1289 Aren’t you the couple that owns the muddy elephant? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1290 Andy Warhol used to live here. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1291 And as you can see we keep this neighborhood very clean. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1292 Everyone wants to know somebody with a street-facing front-loader. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1293 « The neighborhood offers new, safe and easy ways to mingle” 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1294 It used to be top-loading. 1.3333 0.06313 111 86 13 12
1295 The best thing is the neighborhood always smells April fresh. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1296 It’s the cleanest apartment in the neighbourhood. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1297 As you can see, sales in this neighborhood are spinning out of control 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
1298 Your rent is mitigated by how much people pay to watch you spin. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1299 From the dryer, you can see the Empire State Building! 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
1300 From an architectural point of view,this one has the cleanest lines. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1301 All the neighbors pitched in. It's how we wash our teenagers. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1302 Rent is paid quarterly 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1303 And we give you your first roll of quarters. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1304 And the House Comes With Them 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1305 $6500 a month, but you get all the free Bleu Cheese you want. 1.3304 0.06391 112 88 11 13
1306 Before we go in, please remove any coins from your pockets. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1307 It’s not like it’s a Starbucks 1.3304 0.06264 112 87 13 12
1308 The landlord takes payment in quarters. 1.3304 0.05289 112 82 24 6
1309 I know you preferred a top-loading unit, but the neighborhood historical society is very strict about the zoning. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1310 You said you wanted an in-washer/dryer unit, yes? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1311 The previous owner was a money launderer. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1312 Next, I'd like to show you this cute, 2-story wash up. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1313 Would you like to read the EnergyGuide before we go in? 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1314 I affectionately call this one the Sears Tower. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1315 I prefer them side by side. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1316 They say the place practically cleans itself. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1317 You can wash your clothes without ever taking them off. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1318 This architect's vision was a modern, clean style. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1319 On the bright side, a rat could never survive in there. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1320 The prior owners are now separated. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
1321 The upstairs unit can get a little hot. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1322 As discussed, the lease is front loaded. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1323 I wouldn't believe what you read about housing bubbles. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1324 Why go to the gym now? You can spin cycle in your new townhome. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1325 And it comes with an apartment in the basement. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1326 And here's the irony. No washer and dryer." 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1327 No, you can't change the facade, it's a load-bearing wall. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1328 Well no, there's not laundry in the building." 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1329 And it comes with an apartment size washer and dryer. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1330 This place will knock your socks off. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1331 The spin cycle is a great way to spend the weekend. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1332 The previous owners were filthy rich. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1333 "When it was built, one was for whites and one was for coloreds." 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1334 It's good to have an income-producing ground-floor unit. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1335 These new developments are really cleaning up the look of the neighborhood 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
1336 ...comes with in-unit washer dryer combo 1.3303 0.06524 109 86 10 13
1337 This model has big windows, ample heating, and surprising twists and turns. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1338 As you can see, there's laundry in the building. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1339 Come home, take a load off, put a load in. It's the cycle of life. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1340 And utilities are included. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1341 This washer dryer comes with its own townhouse. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1342 A big advantage is that you'll never hear your neighbors. 1.3273 0.05646 110 84 18 8
1343 Yes, the 2 million quarters asking price is only for the first floor. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1344 They ask for the security deposit in quarters. 1.3271 0.05599 107 81 19 7
1345 There’s no contract, just don’t run out of quarters. 1.3271 0.05017 107 77 26 4
1346 And the rent is only 12,000 quarters per month. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1347 Trust me, the new townhouses in Flushing look even worse 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1348 One is half empty. The other is half full. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1349 I'm sure you'll fit right in with the neighbors upstairs. 1.3271 0.06610 107 85 9 13
1350 Here we have the latest in condo design, its completely self cleaning. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1351 The architect calls it Washing-ton Place. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1352 Care to go for a spin? 1.3271 0.05104 107 77 26 4
1353 They only accept quarters for the rent payments. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1354 This futuristic, cozy house was owned by Mr. Clean. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1355 'Mid-Century Modern: you either love it or you hate it' 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1356 And these appliances come with a 2 bedroom apartment. 1.3271 0.05599 107 80 20 7
1357 Sure, it's a new concept. Give it a spin! 1.3271 0.06475 107 84 11 12
1358 Do you prefer to be on top? 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1359 And the Maytag Repairman lives right next door! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1360 The ground floor is prone to flooding, but it's drier upstairs." 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1361 It's totally energy efficient. 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
1362 I don’t know, Hon. This place looks like a lot of work. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1363 I know this may not have been the neighborhood you requested, but let's go ahead and give it a spin. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1364 Oh privacy is important to you? That might be a problem, be prepared for all your dirty laundry to be aired out to your neighbors. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1365 It's ideal if you need to launder money for the down payment. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1366 This is what you call clean living. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1367 You will want to bring a lot of quarters with you when you move. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1368 I know what your thinking, where's the dryer? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1369 The top floor is heated by water and the bottom floor by air. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1370 Since the COVID 19 crisis, demand for them has doubled 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1371 While the rent is high, the tumble-dry is low 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1372 The first floor is commercial. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1373 We only show them between cycles 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1374 Trust me, by the end of the tour your heads will be spinning with questions. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1375 Just wait for the cycle to end and the doors will unlock. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1376 This early 90's stackable loft has lovely round picture windows and 3 wash cycles 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1377 Look on the bright side, it’s front loading! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1378 It's the latest rage - self-cleaning condos! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1379 Yes, we do have appartments with top loading too. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1380 Coin entry instead of keys! 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1381 And the rent is paid in quarters... 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1382 And this is the Clean Living Building...it was designed by the famous architect R.U. Kidden. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1383 This unit's laundry list of unique features will make your head spin. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1384 This neighborhood is entering a new cycle. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1385 Make sure you have quarters . . . that's how you get in. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1386 This one has all the bells and whooshes. 1.3271 0.05439 107 79 22 6
1387 And this our coin operated unit, priced at 75 million quarters 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1388 The architect got his start designing laundromats. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1389 Unfortunately, you will have to pay rent in quarters 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1390 When the economy tumbled, this duplex foreclothed 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1391 I think you'll really like it here in Washingaton Heights! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1392 It’s the new Trump Tower that was built with money from Russia. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1393 Rent is only 20,000 quarters a month. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1394 And this is why I hate my job 1.3250 0.05936 120 93 15 12
1395 It's a very quiet neighborhood - unless someone has left change in their pocket 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1396 You can spin, wash and dry all at the same time, and with a view. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1397 How would you like to come home and just have a good soak and then an amazing spin class in your very own home ? 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1398 No keys—it’s QUARTERS ONLY. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1399 And this washer comes with an apartment too! 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1400 It was the previous owner's attempt to clean up the neighborhood. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1401 And as you can see, it comes with a built in house 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1402 Studios? We actually like to call them efficiencies. I have a high one and a low one. 1.3241 0.05234 108 81 21 6
1403 We also offer these units side-by-side. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1404 This neighborhood's a bit touchy about separating whites. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1405 This unit only accepts rent payments in quarters 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1406 It comes with a lifetime supply of laundry detergent. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1407 There are coin-operated apartments in the basement. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1408 The previous owners couldn't keep up with emptying the lint tray every day. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1409 And as you can see the washer and dryer do come with an apartment. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1410 This one has utility rooms on both floors! 1.3238 0.06419 105 82 12 11
1411 It's self-cleaning and the soap is provided by the HOA. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1412 And each unit comes with its own apartment. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1413 It has a walk-in closet, walk-in pantry and a walk-in washer/dryer. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1414 Yes, Mr Trump is the landlord. Some Russian people are living in there currently. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1415 Just make sure you let the cat out on wash day. 1.3238 0.05152 105 77 24 4
1416 We'll need to iron out a couple details, but it should be a pretty clean close. 1.3238 0.06419 105 82 12 11
1417 And we'll throw in a single sock for free! 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1418 This next unit is super clean. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1419 Of all the properties I’m going to show you this is by far the cleanest. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1420 We'll just need your first, last, and detergent of choice. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1421 If you look close enough, you'll see my cat in the bottom one. 1.3238 0.04784 105 80 21 4
1422 It was completely updated for these turbulent times. 1.3238 0.04784 105 72 32 1
1423 It's the latest thing in clean architecture. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1424 And this is the self-cleaning condo.. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1425 After incentives? 13,380 quarters. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1426 Unfortunately, they're broken so you'll have to use the laundromat down the street. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1427 This place is rarely available off cycle. 1.3238 0.04784 105 74 29 2
1428 Rather than sending a check once a month, the landlord prefers that tenants pay rent by quarter. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1429 So you can see, they have really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.3238 0.04784 105 74 29 2
1430 For those days when you feel too lazy to jump in the shower. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1431 All appliances are included. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1432 Eh... It's a little wishy-washy for our taste. 1.3238 0.05975 105 81 15 9
1433 You'd be expected to participate in the Neighborhood Wash Program. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1434 The stacked washer-dryer entrance makes decontamination of guests a breeze. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1435 The developer seems to have struggled somewhat with the methodology of money laundering 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1436 This is designed by a new and upcoming builder. His name is Maytag. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1437 No problem. There's a change machine in the basement. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1438 We can't go in until the spin cycle is complete. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1439 Andy Warhol did the exterior. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1440 The previous owners were money launderers. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1441 ...you'll appreciate the easier access, it used to be a top-loader 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1442 They’ve really begun to clean up the neighborhood. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1443 You would have nothing to worry about, they don’t separate whites and colors. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1444 I know it’s hard to believe, but the architect of this stunning row house started his career at Maytag. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1445 You can pay the deposit in quarters. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1446 And when you want to go out for a spin, you don't even need to leave your apartment. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1447 Rent for this unit is only payable in quarters. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1448 now this is our ocd suite 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1449 First there was Bauhaus, then came Westinghaus. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1450 Would you rather me take you to the cleaners instead? 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1451 On the plus side, you won't need to clean the apartment when you move out. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1452 It's Mid-Century Maytag. 1.3238 0.05152 105 76 25 4
1453 It cleans itself. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1454 The last tenants died in a fire. Ironic, isn't it? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1455 Don’t you just love the clean lines of Maytag Revival? 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1456 This way you’ll only need to do one big wash a year 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1457 The previous owner was a bit of a clean freak. 1.3238 0.05152 105 76 25 4
1458 Interest has been cyclic. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1459 Just wait until you see the Lint Trap. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1460 You will constantly check yourself for pocket change, but on the bright side, there is no HOA. 1.3238 0.05496 105 78 21 6
1461 This might not be for you if you are a delicate person. 1.3238 0.04384 105 74 30 1
1462 Unfortunately... for these utilities, units are not included. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1463 ...and this building's façade has an unexpected Warhol-ish feel to it 1.3238 0.04279 105 79 22 4
1464 . . . A Peloton? Oh no, not THAT kind of spin cycle. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1465 If you're into money laundering, this is just the place for you 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1466 This one includes in unit bedroom and kitchen. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1467 This next one will knock your socks off, and perhaps keep them too 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1468 oh, sorry. There was a typo on the listing. It should’ve read ‘W/D *is* unit’ 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1469 This is where New York’s oldest crime family lived 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1470 The unit does come with a washer and dryer 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1471 - The complex includes a cross-fit gym, a yoga studio and here's where we do spin cycle. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1472 - All your missing socks are behind that door... 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1473 The architectural style can best be described as Cyclical 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1474 This was our 2020 model. It was designed by Donald J. Trump and was supposed to automatically separate the blacks from the whites but it failed for good on 11/3/20. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1475 And you have your choice of warm or cold cycles depending on the weather. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1476 And with this house, the windows wash themselves. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1477 Yes, it’s in-unit. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1478 This one has a view of the water 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1479 It's only 200,000 quarters a month. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1480 I can show this one. Have you got any quarters? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1481 I'm sorry, that was a typo. It should read "washer/dryer IS unit." 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1482 Until recently, it was Whites Only. 1.3208 0.05453 106 79 21 6
1483 It’s been fully renovated for pandemic living 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1484 I know, but you just have to see the inside. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1485 Let me take you through the bleach tray and show you around. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1486 Unfortunately this one does not come with a dishwasher. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1487 The building does come with a no cats policy 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1488 Once this cycle’s done we can take a look. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1489 The developer misspelled Neighborhood Watch 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1490 The President’s press secretary would be your neighbor 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1491 You’re probably wondering what the Downy-payment is... 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1492 These two units rent by the hour 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1493 This is a Trump property: colors and whites must be separated. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1494 They think the previous owner was laundering money. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1495 They’re technically in unit. 1.3204 0.06648 103 82 9 12
1496 The landlord accepts only quarters. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1497 And it practically cleans itself. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1498 This is a modern unit so all colors are welcome together. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1499 The utility bills are a little higher than most town houses. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1500 And, if you rent the other unit, the interest rate comes out in the wash 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1501 Since we installed these, we have changed our school colors to pink and gray. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1502 This one was designed by Robert Bosch 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1503 The owner is seeking tenants with good moral fabric. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1504 This next visit will knock your socks off. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1505 No, as a matter of fact, but you'd be surprised how often I get that question. " 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1506 Person Woman Man Camera TV 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1507 The architect used to work for Whirlpool. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1508 It'll remind you of that last cruise. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1509 It's a steal. The last owner's in jail for money laundering. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1510 Finally, a separate washer for his clothes.. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1511 Sorry, there's no dishwasher. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1512 You don't have to pay extra for the washer and dryer. 1.3173 0.05161 104 76 24 4
1513 It will serve as the new Spin Room headquaters for both the DNC and RNC. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1514 Best money-laundering in New York. Endorsed by Tump. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1515 Sorry, there isn't a laundry room. 1.3173 0.04976 104 75 26 3
1516 The Sellers are retiring to a nudist colony. 1.3173 0.05339 104 78 21 5
1517 COVID friendly! 1.3173 0.05677 104 80 17 7
1518 The sellers ran a laundromat and decided to work from home 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1519 In the current regulatory climate these neighborhood money laundering franchises offer a great opportunity for small investors. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1520 The unit on the top has a bit of a high turnover rate. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1521 There's a 24 hour kitchen just down the block. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1522 So you were asking why our listing says “it depends” next to the heat and water options? 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1523 Oh, and the sellers are very motivated. 1.3173 0.06591 104 83 9 12
1524 The owner requests that you thoroughly wash and dry your clothes before the house tour. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1525 Your first time in Texas? 1.3173 0.05511 104 78 20 6
1526 No, but here's a laundromat on the next block. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1527 Yes, the buildings on the side do shake a little, but only on the spin cycle. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1528 Supposedly, it saves renters from being taken to the cleaners. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1529 You’ll love this next one. It’s very easy to clean. 1.3173 0.05339 104 79 19 6
1530 Sorry, the side-by-side you wanted is out of our price range. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1531 The downside of this location is that you can’t mix whites and colors. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1532 ... and the soap truck delivers every Wednesday. 1.3173 0.05339 104 77 22 5
1533 The ultimate in clean living! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1534 The rent is only 25 cents for ten minutes. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1535 It's your kind of future, Donald - a two story turnabout with living quarters in the back, money launder upfront. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1536 The units in the center building see a lot of turnover. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1537 And if you need to throw in the towel on 2020 please use the top unit. The bottom is for those all washed up. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1538 It's the cleanest neighbourhood we have to offer and the schools are great too. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1539 Did I mention there’s laundry in the building? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1540 No, this one doesn’t, but I can show you some with laundry machines in the unit... 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1541 That place has a lot of turnover 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1542 What better way to wash your future unfold ..” 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1543 The architect designed this a postmodernist comment on segregation. Whites downstairs and Colors upstairs. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1544 The dual cycle duplex will see you through the pandemic and the election. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1545 Here you can start with a clean sheet 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1546 The neighborhood is really being cleaned up. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1547 Post Covid Architecture 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1548 OH it's a lovely building, and the Whites and the Coloreds are separated 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1549 It's just the essentials. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1550 My husband thinks we can increase the resale value if we convert the second level to a dryer. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1551 ADA compliant for the OCD client. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1552 I'd take you inside, but I'm all out of quarters. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1553 All units come with a washer and dryer. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1554 ...and it's convertible to side-by-side if you ever move to the country. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1555 The former owner was an offshore banker... 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1556 Now this beauty actually has an in-unit bedroom and bathroom. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1557 But on the plus side, the motion is very soothing. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1558 Only 20% down, but that has to be paid in quarters. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1559 No cleaning deposit necessary for this unit. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1560 Just think, you'll be paying off your mortgage in five years--all in quarters. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1561 It's a forced sale. The former owner thought it would make a great store front for money laundering." 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1562 I give up - will THIS work? 1.3168 0.05617 101 76 19 6
1563 It's a very clean complex. 1.3168 0.05617 101 76 19 6
1564 You get plenty of exercise without going to the gym. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1565 The only complaint we get is missing socks. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1566 This one cleans up nice. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1567 It's really designed as a home for larger families. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1568 It’s an experiment in self-cleaning units. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1569 I think you'll prefer this over your ranch-style top loader. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1570 This one was previously owned by a money launderer. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1571 this unit is self-cleaning 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1572 You'll never guess what appliances are included with this one. 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1573 If you rent an apartment today, we include a roll of quarters." 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1574 As an honest realtor, I’m not going to put any spin on this. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1575 This one is rumored to be a Banksy. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1576 We rent this by the hour, or until your clothes are dry. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1577 It's two dryers stacked on top of each other. I know! I don't get it either. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1578 ‘..having the Dryer on top is the main plus - takes up half the space!’ 1.3168 0.06884 101 82 6 13
1579 The tide pod challenge got out of hand here 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1580 The laundry comes with on-site apartment, so that's a big plus. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1581 And the bank is just down the street because you'll need lots of quarters. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1582 Wait til you see the mud room! 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1583 You'll get used to the extra-loud buzzer. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1584 Oh...and it has a walk-in lint trap! 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1585 And it comes with a built-in apartment. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1586 You said washer and dryer in unit was a must. 1.3137 0.06532 102 81 10 11
1587 The previous renters’ only complaint was the occasional loss of a sock. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1588 This unit is spotless. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1589 This is our newest model, the stacked unit. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1590 The previous owners went missing. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1591 They want the security deposit in quarters 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1592 The only available property in your price range is this best of a kind $850,000 townhouse. Do not worry, it was designated as a laundry unit merely for permiting purposes. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1593 And no matter how you spin it, it'll always be home sweet home. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1594 And there's a new roof, which keeps the top dryer. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1595 These units offer the ultimate in Covid-proof living 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1596 Vent controlled! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1597 This all-unit washer/dryer is a rare find in NYC 1.3137 0.06532 102 81 10 11
1598 ...and the interiors are the perfect mix of warmth and clean lines. 1.3131 0.05106 99 75 20 4
1599 There is a rumor that a treasure of coins exists in the basement. 1.3131 0.05679 99 75 18 6
1600 We welcome people of mixed colors. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1601 The cleanest condos on the block! 1.3131 0.05106 99 73 23 3
1602 Excellent location with 360 degree views of the city... 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1603 It doesn't actually have a washer or dryer, but there's a laundromat a few blocks away. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1604 It’s from an overlooked school of architecture called post appliance modern. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1605 Fun fact, the original homeowner was Mr. Clean. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1606 It's a steal but utilities are not included. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1607 Virus free. 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1608 The mortgage costs are front loaded. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1609 I hear that a lot... 1.3131 0.05495 99 74 20 5
1610 Right, the top loaders were never very popular. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1611 It gets get great light during the spin cycle. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1612 vinyl floors, vinyl walls and completely waterproof furniture- the modern self cleaning apartment- it is so the 2020's 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1613 And down the street, we're showing one with two dryers. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1614 We call this "wash and wear" architechture 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1615 It's very warm in the winter. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1616 The architect was Buckminster Fulloader. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1617 Now, this one is perfect if you're planning to have children but are too busy to take them to the playground. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1618 You’ll need first and last month’s rent, in quarters. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1619 The rent is 2,880 quarters per month, but as part of our “Move In Special” your first fifteen minutes are free. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1620 It’s a months’ detergent, and first and last months’ quarters. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1621 The front loader portal provides a wonderful option for deliveries. 1.3131 0.05206 99 73 22 4
1622 You're welcome to come in and take a spin. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1623 And it has a two car car-wash in back. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1624 In spin cycle, they double as his and hers treadmills. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1625 And it comes with a studio apartment. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1626 Of course, you have to leave during the spin cycle. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1627 This one is ideal for folks who just want to get back on the ‘Normal’ cycle. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1628 You have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1629 Even if you have a lots of kids, you'll always be able to handle their washing. 1.3131 0.06833 99 80 7 12
1630 It’s cozy, walkable to everything, and self-cleaning. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1631 This is the perfect condo for someone with a laundry fetish! 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1632 The previous tenants, a pair of socks, got separated. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1633 Do you swim? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1634 If they're not back shortly, we can remove them and get you in 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1635 It really is an amazing find if you don't mind having to use all those quarters..! 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1636 You can rent for one year, six months, or just a 12 minute spin 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1637 The 20 second hand wash is so passé. 1.3131 0.05495 99 74 20 5
1638 General Electric and his wife live here. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1639 Heat, electric, hot water -- all included! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1640 It's a duplex, but high efficiency. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1641 Unfortunately, this place makes us separate our whites from our blacks... 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1642 And now for the latest in D.C. residential living, "the spin cycle." 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1643 But super-sized amenities are the hottest trend right now. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1644 ...and this replaced the Washington Monument. 1.3131 0.04573 99 78 18 3
1645 And the underwear is included at no charge! 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1646 Ironically, it does NOT come with a laundry room 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1647 You'll never need Disneyland again. 1.3131 0.04222 99 75 22 2
1648 'This property's ideally suited to germaphobes. Let me show you around, and around and around.....' 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1649 The rent is $5,200 per month – payable in quarters. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1650 As you can see, the on-site laundry is a huge plus. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1651 They say the owner was accused of laundering money 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1652 The upstairs folks almost never run a second rinse, so a very quiet couple. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1653 The biggest problem is folding your clothes on the sidewalk. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1654 This stackable unit has been cycling on and off the market for years. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1655 And if you bought this house, you'd never have to dust or mop again. 1.3131 0.06982 99 81 5 13
1656 So you can tumble around together or separately. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1657 If you're interested in this unit, I can run you through. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1658 Full disclosure, the owners come down the bean stalk on laundry days. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1659 The previous owners were large and filthy. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1660 It surprises me too in this coin shortage economy 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1661 I'll need seven quarters to tell you about this one. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1662 So, are we ready to clothes on this apartment? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1663 ...and one of the best features is that the windows open out. You can fit a whole piano through them. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1664 This unit is part of the city’s Renew, Reuse, Recycle initiative 1.3131 0.05679 99 75 18 6
1665 Yes, the electrical bill IS high...But it's using clean energy 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1666 It may not be for everybody, but it’s a rare find. 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1667 You will feel sanitized yet drained by the end of the day 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1668 The asking price is two million quarters, but I think we could talk them down to 1.8. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1669 Marvelous clean view... 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1670 Inside you’ll find soul cycle, spin cycle, and the recycle. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1671 Everything is integrated for your convenience 1.3131 0.06833 99 80 7 12
1672 The purchase of this unit includes washing away 2020. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1673 The rent’s pretty affordable, but they only take quarters. 1.3118 0.05613 93 70 18 5
1674 You'll just need to deposit your first month's rent in quarters. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1675 The 'quick wash' setting has saved several marriages 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1676 They come with in-unit apartments. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1677 This stacked design is the latest in efficient living. 1.3100 0.04861 100 72 26 2
1678 This one is listed at 4,600,000 quarters. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1679 The building's façade was designed by Maytag. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1680 Trump's friends from Russia all seem to like these types of units. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1681 It's a walk-up... and a spin-down. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1682 As you can see we are cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1683 Think of it as post-domestic architecture. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1684 Are you two new to Washington? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1685 The lower level is self-cleaning, and the upper level is for those who prefer a dryer climate. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1686 Now, you do have to use the gentle cycle after 10 p.m. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1687 The last owner is in jail for money laundering. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1688 This property's air rights will you to add stackable dryers. 1.3100 0.05631 100 76 18 6
1689 You can get this in a side by side 1.3100 0.05260 100 76 19 5
1690 You asked for HIS and HERS! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1691 No need to worry about sanitizing the house or the kids. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1692 Welcome to the Westing House. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1693 The front-loading feature makes moving in a snap 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1694 This one is a bit smaller, but it has large windows, lots of natural light and a clean design. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1695 And you can launder money to pay the rent. 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1696 May designed the top floor; Tag, the bottom. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1697 The neighbourhood has been gentrified, so this one is whites only. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1698 Any rumors of money launderers operating here are completely unfounded 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1699 It's an unusual floorplan, but heat and water are included. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1700 It practically cleans itself. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1701 Just be sure to have enough quarters on you each time you come home. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1702 And I’m to understand your preference is wash not dry, correct? 1.3093 0.05357 97 72 21 4
1703 You will know everybody’s dirty laundry. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1704 The toughest part is getting the wet items from the washer to the dryer 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
1705 It made the news cycle. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1706 It's a stacked unit and all the appliances are new.. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1707 This is a townhouse for former Trump supporters to wash their souls clean. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1708 ... and just press a button if you want to rearrange your furniture. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1709 It's a wonderful neighborhood, great school district, it's going for 10% under market value, and I think you'll be surprised at the number of lost socks you find 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1710 This is what they call a High - Efficiency Unit. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1711 Yes, we rotate the older children through the sanitize cycle twice a day, and our kindergarteners tumble all morning. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1712 Sorry, utilities are not included. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1713 The building on the right will be demolished for the dryers. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1714 The lower unit is very clean, the upper is really airy. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1715 Did I mention the appliances? 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1716 It's not in-unit; it's you-in-it! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1717 The asking price will only go up next cycle. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1718 Clean living is really in vogue these days! 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
1719 You gotta try the spin cycle. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1720 ... and when it's running you won't have to worry about the noisy train tracks on the other side of the street. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1721 No, I'm afraid there aren't any laundry facilities in the building. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1722 We tried it on the entire Red Sox team, and still had one missing! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1723 Not what I had in mind for apartment-sized appliances. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1724 It’s the latest thing, self-sanitizing homes. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1725 And this washer and dryer comes with an in-unit apartment! 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1726 No dryer, but a clothesline on the roof. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1727 Oddly, no, but there is a laundromat around the corner. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1728 I'll get you a set of tokens and you can move in tomorrow. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1729 The previous tenant was 'hung out to dry' when her lease expired. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1730 .....and all those quarters really help with the rent 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1731 Look, if you are worry about Covid and IRS, this is the house to get! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1732 If you buy this place you'll be living clean with a new spin on life 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1733 ...and the rent includes lint removal. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1734 It was built with laundered money. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1735 It's very clean, but prone to flooding. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1736 The only downfall is your rent must be paid in quarters. 1.3093 0.04602 97 74 19 4
1737 And the laundry room is over the top 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1738 The former tenants were very clean . . . 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1739 And it comes with a two-story house! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1740 This unit is PERFECT for you two! It comes pre-furnished for whites AND darks! 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1741 Believe it or not, the spin cycle vibrations can be quite relaxing. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1742 Would you like to take a look at high rinse appartments? 1.3093 0.05152 97 71 23 3
1743 Now this seller will make sure you’re not hung out to dry 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1744 Laundry in unit? Laundry IS unit! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1745 We were looking more for an in-unit washer/dryer, not a unit in a washer/dryer 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1746 ‘The architect was put through college on a Procter & Gamble scholarship’ 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1747 Ironically this unit does not come with a washer/dryer unit 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1748 One of your apartment criteria was to have an in-unit washer and dryer, but I found something better 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1749 It's a great space, you'll just have to share the dryer with the unit below. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1750 Rent is due on the first, there’s a slot by the door, quarters and exact change only. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1751 If you prefer the suburbs, we have a nice side-by-side ranch available. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1752 It’s post Covid Modern. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1753 That one over there, they’ll take you to the cleaners. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1754 The next real estate craze: high efficiency units. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1755 Each one comes with its own apartment. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1756 Now this townhouse is self-cleaning. But it's best not to be home during the spin cycle. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1757 And this unit comes with its own alarm. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1758 And in between guests you run the steam sanitizer 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1759 The rent's $1200 a month but you need to factor in another $50 for lost socks. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1760 This is our new line of self cleaning apartments. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1761 You might want to take a walk during the spin cycle. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1762 Ironically, there's a laundromat right around the corner. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1763 But does the unit come with our own apartment? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1764 And this is the two-story wash up I mentioned. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1765 A few quarters a day and it's all yours. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1766 It doesn't come with a dryer?" 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1767 ...and no more trips to the laundromat! 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1768 If you’re too lazy to take your clothes off to get them cleaned, this is the place for you. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1769 It's very quiet except during the spin cycle. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1770 You’ll need exact change to pay the coin-op HOA fees. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1771 The bay windows really make this one pop! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1772 And it includes upgraded appliances. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1773 The last owners never lost a sock. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1774 The wash and disinfect cycle starts immediately once you step inside. 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
1775 Should you move in, the HOA will add you to the communal laundry roster! 1.3053 0.06870 95 77 7 11
1776 This mural celebrates our community’s commitment to white-washing everything. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1777 The utilities are included, and there’s no cleaning deposit. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1778 What do you mean? Of course you have to buy each unit separately. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1779 Our residents love that they can do laundry annually. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1780 You'll find the first floor easy to keep clean, and the second floor warm and cozy. 1.3053 0.05411 95 72 19 4
1781 Everything's cyclical. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1782 I don't think you want to live here. They still separate the coloreds from the whites. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1783 It was originally built for a Russian oligarch to launder his money. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1784 You can be sure this home is clean and dry 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1785 Actually, no. But there is a laundromat just around the corner. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1786 And these are the units we’ve reserved for journalists and public relations representatives. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1787 How about this COVID-inspired, modern two-story wash-up? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1788 Next block down is the community oven, oooh I think I smell lasagne. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1789 Oh, yes. We’ve had a rather aggressive campaign to clean up the neighborhood. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1790 We can look at the upper unit, the Petersons just went for a spin. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1791 For these quarters, you'll need quarters. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1792 You can see it's the cleanest and highest efficiency on the block. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1793 And here we have an adorable efficiency 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1794 You said big windows were #1 on your list, 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1795 You mentioned you liked clean design solutions? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1796 Ah yes, the dream. Washer and dryer in unit 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1797 The architect took the idea of “Laundry In Unit” to a whole new level 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1798 It's got LOADS to offer! 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1799 Rent is due in quarters at the start of the month 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1800 As you can see, they have really cleaned up this neighborhood 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1801 The previous owner JUST had the lint filter cleaned. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1802 With an all-cash offer, you can clothes in two weeks. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1803 and notice the clean design 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1804 They’ve been trying to clean up this neighborhood for years. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1805 Why don't we take a spin here? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1806 It's pandemic ready. Cleans and disinfects the entire family at once. This set was featured on NPR. 1.3021 0.05048 96 71 22 3
1807 Property values are hot this cycle 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1808 For the oligarch with a sense of humor. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1809 The neighbors just ask that you only run it after 9pm. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1810 ...and the layout is much more practical than the top load. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1811 The market here runs in cycles. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1812 The outside of this unit was designed by the famous cartoonist Charles Addams. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1813 You might drown, sure, but it is only five hundred a month. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1814 The architect was a former employee at Whirlpool. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1815 'You'll have to save your quarters for this one." 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1816 And so much more energy efficient than top loaders. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1817 And this is our money laundering unit. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1818 The washer-dryer comes with a bedroom, kitchen, bath, and den. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1819 The hardest part is finding the giant quarters you need to make them work. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1820 I would take you for a tour but there’s a load in. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1821 It's very postmodern...air your dirty laundry without social media. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1822 And you never need to have your windows washed. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1823 No, utilities are not included. Why do you ask? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1824 This place is awash with possibilities. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1825 Beautiful design but unfortunately it does not have a washer and dryer. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1826 And of course the tenant pays water and electricity. 1.3011 0.05677 93 71 17 5
1827 Now, I must tell you, there’s a history of tenants vanishing, never to be seen again. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1828 As demand for these units increases, we’re seeing a new cycle of neighborhood change — so-called ‘detergentrification.’” 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1829 Needless to say, the washer and dryer are included 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1830 It's just a facade--keeps away burglars! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1831 Trust me, you're going to love the spin cycle. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1832 It’s nice, but utilities are pretty expensive. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1833 ....yes the architect definitely put a different 'spin' on this model! 1.3011 0.05249 93 69 21 3
1834 This one's only $2,500 a month, but you have to provide your own detergent. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1835 No washer or dryer included, but there is a laundromat down the street. 1.3011 0.05467 93 70 19 4
1836 Lint filter cleaning is handled by the Co-op maintenance fees! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1837 It's a very clean building 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1838 you're in luck, it's a dryer's market 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1839 And If You're Into "Clean Living"... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1840 Sure, they are front-loaders, but the sight lines are spectacular on the rinse cycle. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1841 Now you can sanitize your house with the push of a button! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1842 We want in-unit laundry, not unit-in-laundry. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1843 It’s rent-sudsidized! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1844 Now this listing has an in-unit living space, as well. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1845 Did I mention that laundry is included? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1846 The kitchen is tiny 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1847 We don’t have a gym, but we do have spin cycles. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1848 The guy next door is a Maytag repairman with a great sense of humor, don’t you think? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1849 And when you tumble out of bed in the morning, you'll be fresh as a daisy. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1850 Yes, both the washer and dryer are included. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1851 And this block comes with built -in laundry... 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1852 The kitchen needs updating but wait till you see the laundry room. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1853 If you don’t like this one, I can show you a shoebox down the street. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1854 The architect for this structure was Kenmore. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1855 Aside from the obvious, it's also a pool and treadmill. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1856 This one requires a deposit up front. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1857 The current owners are really into spin classes. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1858 It looks funny, but it's clean and it's dry. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1859 This is the single sox dorm. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1860 May I ask your budget, in quarters? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1861 They're self-cleaning. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1862 Exactly! No more having to haul laundry upstairs. Or downstairs. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1863 From either floor, you can watch the world go around. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1864 To be honest, they’re all load-bearing walls. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1865 This is the latest in self-cleaning apartments. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1866 Not only does it fit conveniently between the other homes, it's self-cleaning. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1867 Everyone drops quarters in to help with your mortgage 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1868 Plus, both units could be income properties. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1869 And you have 30 seconds warning before the start of the wash cycle. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1870 Of course if you want a bigger yard we can look at side-by-sides. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1871 Perfect for flipping." 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1872 It comes with a lint trap. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1873 It's very clean and has a one year warranty. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1874 No, I'm afraid they rent separately. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1875 Only house in the nieghborhood with a 360 degree water view 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1876 Don't worry, the developers launder their money only on Sundays. 1.3011 0.05677 93 71 17 5
1877 The water bill runs a bit high, but it is a self cleaning unit. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1878 The previous residents were neighborhood agitators. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1879 Needless to say, it's got a built in washer dryer, but like, not much else. So anyway, it's $2.8 million. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1880 We only accept coins for rent. 1.3011 0.06074 93 73 13 7
1881 The rent is $525 per month and it must be paid in quarters. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1882 And the cleaning deposit is only 75 cents 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1883 ... And it's spotless on the inside. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1884 They said the same thing about robotic vacuums! 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1885 Old Mother Hubbard finally figured out what to do. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1886 Actually,it is a quite place to live except for the occasional load that goes out of balance. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1887 Don’t be delicate. This one’s going to move fast. 1.3011 0.05677 93 73 14 6
1888 Would you be interested in the extended warranty? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1889 You pay your mortgage using quarters. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1890 The spin cycle use to be the selling point of this unit. Now it is the sanitation cycle. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1891 This apartment includes a free spin class. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1892 Includes one giant sock. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1893 ...and on the first floor you'll find space for your spin cycling and upstairs is a sauna 1.3011 0.05677 93 71 17 5
1894 As you can see, it’s a hot commodity. You’ll need to clothes soon. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1895 New Yorkers really take quarantine to the next level 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1896 It’s nice, but could you show us something in a side by side? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1897 Each unit comes with a coin-operated lock 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1898 This one was built early 2020... 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1899 We only accept rent payment in quarters 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1900 The previous tenants cycled through here pretty quickly. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1901 This place comes with everything except a washer and dryer 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1902 It’s a motivated seller – he ran out of quarters. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1903 And your condo is deep cleaned every evening! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1904 This one's a short sale. Previous occupants were hung out to dry for money laundering. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1905 Yes it does have a laundry chute, how did you know? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1906 I didn't call ahead, but I can see if the owner's hanging out back. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1907 The previous owner lost his shirt when the market dried up... 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1908 This here is the neighborhood known as hell's laundry room 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1909 We don’t know what “permanent press” is either. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1910 We're told that the architect was inspired by a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1911 Despite what you might think we encourage mixing whites with colors... 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1912 Your must-have list included a whirlpool, didn't it? 1.2979 0.05726 94 75 12 7
1913 And this one is a self-cleaning unit 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1914 And here, the architect took realism to another level. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1915 The sellers are motivated. This is the 2020 model. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1916 Do you know how hard it is to find a full sized washer dryer in the city? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1917 This one’s trump-l’oeil. It’s fake views. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1918 You can finally stop visiting your parents. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1919 I live in a top load. Trust me, this is worth the extra money. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1920 Some find this model agitating. Others, a bright and clean start. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1921 The mortgage adjusts every 60 minutes. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1922 It is energy efficient and comes with a three year warranty. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1923 And you would live next door to Claes Oldenburg! 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1924 The landlord will hang you out to dry. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1925 I know what you're thinking... And yes. There are two great schools less then ten blocks away. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1926 The landlord only accepts quarters 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1927 'See, it is a water view from the ground floor too." 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1928 rent payments must be paid in quarters. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1929 Before we go inside you should know the current owner is a bit of a clean freak. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1930 And you can help afford it by taking in washing 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1931 For this particular unit, the security deposit is one month's rent, paid in quarters. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1932 Unfortunately the side by side is out of your price range. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1933 I know that you didn't want to see any walk-ups, but this one practically cleans itself. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1934 The main difference is that the bottom unit has a wrinkle-free mode which could be important if you're planning long-term. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1935 ...an older couple--worked for Deutsche Bank, no kids. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1936 You pay for water and heating, the landlord covers everything else. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1937 The lower unit separates whites and colors. I think you'd be more comfortable in the loft. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1938 Why yes, in this building, you can mix lights and darks. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1939 The only downside is you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1940 Unit-in-washer is the next big trend in apartment real estate, trust me. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1941 Why settle for a walk-in closet? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1942 Good news is, you don’t have to go to the basement to do your laundry 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1943 My favorite feature is the all-unit washer/dryer! 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1944 Brooklyn, am I right? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1945 It’s from a collaboration between I. M. Pei and Electrolux... 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1946 The upgraded appliances go with the front-loaded mortgage. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1947 You can’t go wrong. Give it a spin 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1948 Oh hayyyyyyyy... 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1949 An all-coin offer could really make the difference. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1950 The Maytag Man once used this place as a pied-à-terre. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1951 These high-efficiency units are very popular. But the last buyer really got taken to the cleaners. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1952 And another advantage is that you can pay your rent with quarters 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1953 This is Community Laundry. It’s included in your rent. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1954 I guess you won't be needing the "whites only" setting, ha ha. 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1955 These units hold their value through all real estate cycles. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1956 The only caveat is that rent is due in quarters. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1957 The architect was inspired by the early works of Bosch and Kenmore 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1958 The property has loads of potential. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1959 They got air rights for a stackable. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1960 Who needs a Peloton when you've got a spin cycle? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1961 You sign your lease in cycles not months, but otherwise a charming duplex 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1962 And the whole neighborhood loves to watch the spin cycle!". 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1963 Washing is the greatest way to disinfect--couch, bed, freezer . . . 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1964 You can turn the spare room into a nursery if you plan on mixing colors. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1965 This is the mother-load of apartments. 1.2921 0.04978 89 68 18 3
1966 Personally we don’t separate the whites and the darks here 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1967 And this Smart House can actually clean itself. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1968 Perhaps you'd like to view one our self-cleaning units? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1969 It's perfect for people for whom laundry is really important. 1.2889 0.05058 90 67 21 2
1970 It’s from a Scandinavian architect named Virlpül. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1971 No, unfortunately it does not come with a dishwasher. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1972 Upside is rates are better than ever...downside is you will constantly be losing socks. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1973 This model features a unique reverse floor plan. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1974 High Tide and Low Tide! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1975 '"The last owner retired with hundreds of thousands of quarters in the bank." 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1976 Truth be told I think you should buy an apartment. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1977 If you ever get bored, the upstairs can switch and become the downstairs. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1978 Some clients have been wishy washy about this property, but it certainly has a clean look! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1979 At $2.4 million quarters, it's a steal. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1980 The design is distinguished by an innovative spin 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1981 It’s small, but it’s clean! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1982 The last tenants wore a lot of pink. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1983 The bottom unit did have some mold because the prior tenets forgot to leave the door propped open. 1.2889 0.05751 90 70 15 5
1984 The architect called it his 'detergent' period. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1985 It features excellent circulation! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1986 Seller is motivated, investment partner hung him out to dry 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1987 The good news is that there is no cleaning deposit. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1988 Russians love this model. 1.2889 0.05529 90 70 16 4
1989 Actually, no, it doesn’t have a washer/dryer in unit. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1990 It includes your water bill. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1991 Exteriors in the Maytag District aren't for everybody, but the views from inside are breathtaking. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1992 The washer dryer is actually not included with the unit. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1993 The former owners laundered money. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1994 The landlord’s been accused of money laundering, but I don’t think they have any proof. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1995 It's bigger inside than it looks. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1996 This one is a foreclosure. The last owners were apparently money laundering. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1997 And there's a coin-op around the corner if your power ever goes out. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1998 Built during segregation, this neighborhood once required a strict separation of whites from colors. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1999 Meclizine is included. 1.2889 0.05299 90 69 19 2
2000 No. There isn’t a washer/dryer in the apartment. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2001 These were installed in 2020, and to date we have had no transmission in the building. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2002 And here’s where we brainwash people to live by the expectations of society 1.2889 0.05964 90 71 13 6
2003 This property is a little outside your budget but you get to keep the stray socks. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2004 No coins? No problem! 1.2889 0.04804 90 68 20 2
2005 Unfortunately, someone already clothesed on this one. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2006 For that price, we'll throw in a one-year folding service. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2007 These efficiency units are wonderful whether on the top or the bottom either way it is a wash. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2008 Bauhaus, clean house! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2009 The appliances are fully fitted 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2010 The property will be cleaned and sanitized for move-in 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2011 you put your head in, and your brain comes out nice and washed 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2012 Oh that, it's a stupid drawing for a cartoon contest. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2013 ...and by the time you walk out the door, you are spankin' clean and ready to go! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2014 Well, you did put on-site laundry at the top of the wishlist. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2015 I know you said it was a non-negotiable, but in this case a front loader really makes more sense. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2016 How important is it for you to have laundry in the building? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2017 And behind me we have a cozy front loading town home, appliances included. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2018 If you don't mind stairs, just down the street is a little top loader I could get you into for half the price. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2019 There's a lot of turnover in this building so we would be able to get you in relatively soon. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2020 And the laundry is right down the street. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2021 The rent must be paid in quarters. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2022 ...and you can pay your rent in quarters. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2023 The entire unit is self-cleaning. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2024 This latest washer/dryer model comes with the apartment included inside. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2025 The washer and dryer are not included with this house." 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2026 We are really looking for a top loader 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2027 The market is cyclical. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2028 They were supposed to put in a soul cycle, but the land lord confused it with “spin cycle.” 1.2874 0.06723 87 70 9 8
2029 Not a problem. 50 gallons of vinegar will eliminate the smell. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2030 We just got so tired of going to the laundromat. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2031 Are you looking to wash or dry? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2032 Well, you've heard of the theater district and the financial district, right? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2033 That one's not for sale, it's just a Banksy piece called 'Tumble In The Bronx' 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2034 Quick disclaimer, tide pods are not included! 1.2874 0.05642 87 70 11 6
2035 The stacked style is very European. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2036 We thought the listing said IN unit..not IS unit 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2037 Unfortunately the laundry machine is out of order, but there is a wonderful laundromat down the street 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2038 This property has two bedrooms, two bathrooms and a spin cycle 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2039 Ideal lodging for a spin instructor. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2040 This unit is the only one with a water view 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2041 This is one of the City’s new high-efficiency units. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2042 The landlord only takes quarters. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2043 It‘s the latest in our new line of apartment size appliances. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2044 The rent is reasonable but you can't enter your apartment during a spin cycle. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2045 Yes, coin operated! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2046 It’s been recently renovated. They used to be top loaders. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2047 Actually, the mold issue is overblown 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2048 This unit used to be for whites only. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2049 I’d say let’s go in and take a look around, but I’m out of quarters. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2050 The back is a large vacuum for easy yard clean up. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2051 I can get you into this one for pocket change. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2052 The last owners moved because they were too delicate. 1.2841 0.06036 88 70 12 6
2053 The locals call them Brownstains. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
2054 Oddly enough, clotheslines are allowed. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2055 ...and this is our tax consulting center. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2056 Units this size usually don't fit a washer/dryer. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2057 Would you like a tour of “The Lavāre,” our new pandemic-proof apartment? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2058 I know it's not a top load like you were hoping, but you'll happy to know electric is included. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2059 I have a single Westinghouse if that would better suit you. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2060 It used to be a Chinese laundry 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2061 Here, EVERYONE airs their dirty laundry. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2062 Yes, the apartment is clean and the basement is very dry! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2063 It includes a washer and dryer. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2064 The architect has a unique perspective on clean lines 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2065 The form is visionary, but the functionality is a wash. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2066 I see why you’d think that, but I assure you nothing has ever disappeared in there. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2067 It feels so much bigger when the walls start spinning." 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2068 you won't find a cleaner home in this neighborhood 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2069 ... Oh, and did I mention it’s a washer/dryer unit? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2070 Now there is no washer/dryer in the unit. It's aesthetic is designed to compensate this. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
2071 And on my left, you can see the bank used by some of the richest people in the United States! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2072 The architect was inspired by the events of 2020 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2073 Rent is first of the month, but it only takes quarters. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2074 Kids love the spin cycle. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2075 Your laundromat savings will be off the charts. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2076 And this is our coronavirus-proofed duplex. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2077 And this is our self-cleaning OCD unit. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2078 Don't worry, only the top floor floods about once a day, but the bottom floor is always warm for the winter 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2079 It's a 2 story wash up. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2080 And here is our whole neighborhood's brand new, cutting edge, laundromat. 1.2824 0.05703 85 67 14 4
2081 The couple you are buying from said they're going to take you to the cleaners. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2082 Actually, they're both washers. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2083 It has built in washer and dryer. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2084 An elegant co-op? I’m sorry if I misspoke. I meant “coin-op.” 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
2085 It's not for everyone. It depends on what cycle of life you're in. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2086 However, if it’s not permanent press, you still have to go to the Flatiron Building. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2087 They're for the 600,000 thread count sheets. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2088 It cuts the allotted quarantine time in half. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2089 Formerly owned by the Trump reelection campaign! 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2090 And if you have more than three kids... 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2091 This is the Washers’s house. The Dryers’s house is on the next block. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2092 the local council wouldn't let them put a "laundromat" sign on the building 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2093 When this property belonged to a politician, it was continually set to spin cycle. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2094 To enter the living quarters you will need actual quarters. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2095 The mortgage is a front-loader, too! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2096 Buy a condo now, and you can really clean up later. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2097 And this is our new COVID self-sanitizing unit 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2098 I can easily arrange a tour. Do you have any quarters? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2099 You don't have to take your clothes off! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2100 ...and if you get bored you can always go for a spin 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2101 The landlord wants someone long term, they’re tired of the revolving door of tenants. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2102 It's a spotless unit, but for some reason people seem to be cycling through it. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2103 This is the new-to -the- market quarantine condo. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2104 This is the new Clean Look in urban architecture 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2105 And yes the lint trap conveys. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2106 They're asking for first month, last month, and a security deposit, preferably in coins. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2107 Now you can attend spin class at home too! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2108 They offer cleanliness which means godliness is right next door. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2109 we require the down payment in quarters 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2110 On the plus side, I can think of 2 appliances you won't need to worry about. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2111 The only complaints we get are during the spin cycle. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2112 They're high efficiency units. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2113 Can I take you for a spin around the living room? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2114 It's perfect for anyone who hates housecleaning. 1.2824 0.05189 85 64 19 2
2115 . . . and there's no cleaning deposit! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2116 THIS WASHER AND DRYER COME WITH A HOUSE. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2117 Here’s a new spin! The three most important words in real estate: rotation, rotation, rotation! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2118 It's a pre-Fab 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2119 You just walk through these. Washes, dries & irons for fresh, clean clothes. 1.2824 0.07024 85 70 6 9
2120 Yes, the washer and dryer come with the house. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2121 and it has an ingenious security system that accepts coins. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2122 Well your water bill will be slightly higher, but just think of all those wonderful spa baths and dry-heat saunas. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2123 If you have six quarters we could go in and take a look around. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2124 It’s a mid-pandemic, self-cleaning apartment. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2125 Laundry machines include in-unit apartment hookups. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2126 As journalists, you'll love the spin cycle 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2127 The fluff cycle is AMAZING! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2128 Asking price is 100,000 rolls of quarters. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2129 During a Fox News briefing, President Trump stated that both models prevent you from getting Covid19. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2130 This one washes visitors separately. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2131 Leave every morning feeling refreshed 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2132 Now you and your hamster can go for a run together. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2133 If your upstairs neighbors get loud, there's a setting for that! 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2134 Aaaaand....It’s Covid-ready 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2135 The architect was going for mid-century modern, but I think is more late-century Amana. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2136 Your guests are sanitized upon arrival because you just never know these days... 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2137 And, electric is included. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2138 So this one comes with a... Ahem! Excuse me. This one IS a built in washer/dryer. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2139 It comes with a "new normal," setting 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2140 Dry clean only, but you can't beat this view.... 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2141 It’s a beautiful unit - full lint carpet, heating and water included. Big windows. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2142 They say owning a washer dryer is a true mark of success in this city. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2143 Shall we take a spin inside? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2144 I know what you’re thinking - won’t everyone be able to see inside? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2145 No, don't worry. This unit is great for all colors. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2146 This unit is unique, in that, the down stairs will keep you cool during the summer months and the upstairs will keep you warn and dry during the winter months. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2147 You'll never have to clean house again. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2148 That was a typo. Washer-dryer IS unit. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2149 Water and electric are not included 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2150 Of course you will have to get rid of your wool sweaters. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2151 You'll definitely want to front-load your mortgage on this one. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2152 What's so confusing? Your rent is quarterly. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2153 It is a great investment property, you will definitely cleanup 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2154 We can get you a top loader in a nice ranch house in the suburbs. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2155 It’s the new ultra chic post washer look. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2156 They also come with two living spaces. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2157 It was Le Corbusier's project, now it is a fitness centre for hamsters. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2158 Suddenly Lisa and George understood why the estimated water bills for the new self-cleaning townhomes were ten times higher than anywhere else. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2159 These kinds of places lease in cycles. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2160 It's move-in ready and exceptionally clean. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2161 The zoning required that they be stackable 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2162 The latest in smart houses comes complete with a self cleaning feature! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2163 And the buzzer will wake you every morning. 1.2791 0.05270 86 66 17 3
2164 Plumbing is extra. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2165 The money you lose on the water bill, you'll make up saving on heating and cleaning. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2166 I've heard the spin cycle can really add spice to your sex life. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2167 A clan family of money launderers own this. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2168 It's the hottest second floor stack-up in the neighborhood! 1.2791 0.03754 86 68 16 2
2169 The landlord evicted the prior tenants and really hung them out to dry 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2170 It’s been on the market for six cycles. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2171 The lower unit is a steal at 1 million. But it’s damp. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2172 Best of all, these units can clean themselves. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2173 Go ahead, take it for a spin 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2174 This is the cleanest unit available. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2175 Best of all, the downstairs doubles as a swimming pool , while the upstairs can be used as a treadmill. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2176 Let's take it for a spin. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2177 Yes, but it comes with an extended warranty. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2178 The views are excellent. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2179 We will need exact change to unlock the door. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2180 Of course with the coin shortage, it's not as convenient as it once was. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2181 Most buyers of this model go with a variable speed mortgage. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2182 I owe it all to clean living! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2183 This one locks automatically. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2184 And always make sure to separate the coloureds from the whites 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
2185 If we had a quarter for every time someones ask's if there are broker fees 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2186 I know you have questions, and yes, it’s coin operated. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2187 Before the Civil Rights movement, they used separate the whites and the darks in these apartments. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2188 The rent's a little high, but utilities are included. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2189 All appliances included, of course. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2190 To live here, you have to be loaded. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2191 This neighborhood use to be so nice until the giants moved in. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2192 No tenants have ever lost a sock Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.2771 0.05231 83 63 18 2
2193 These are our self-cleaning units 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2194 Care to take a spin? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2195 It makes a lot more room in the garage. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2196 As a mixed race couple, this unit provides separate spin cycles in case Trump gets reelected 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2197 And, best of all, it's self-cleaning. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2198 This one's for putting a different spin on life. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2199 ‘Laundry in building’ is over. The next big thing is ‘Laundry IS building’. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2200 It's clean and dry. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2201 I know, not everyone loves postmodern designs, but this place lets in a ton of natural light. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2202 And the tumble cycle makes for a great workout space! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2203 And the spin cycle brings a lovely fresh sense of warmth with it. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2204 We don't need a key but we do need quarters. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2205 This is our COVID-free duplex. 1.2771 0.06015 83 67 11 5
2206 This was from Bauhaus's most functional period 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2207 Dryer sold separately. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2208 Ken Moore just put this one on the market. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2209 As you can see, that was not a typo. In this case, the washer and dryer come with a house. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2210 His wife said: “I want a Landry megamansion for my birthday.” That’s not what he heard. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2211 You pay the rent every hour, using coins. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2212 The rent is reasonable but it's all in quarters. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2213 The lint filter should be cleaned after each use. The truck comes around on Wednesdays. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2214 The downstairs is already leased to a spin doctor. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2215 It's worth it just for the spin cycle. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2216 Wait until you get inside. It'll make your heads spin. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2217 One’s an efficiency studio, the other is a high-efficiency. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2218 I am required to tell you the unit does not come with a laundry machine or dryer. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2219 No keys required, just quarters. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2220 The building that was here was a real stain on the neighborhood, but that’s gone now. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2221 This townhouse is self cleaning - so there’s savings here . 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2222 This is a special property. Mr. Trump has been running his program for Russian real estate investors out of location for years. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2223 I agree, it is weird. All the realtors are trying to put a spin on it. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2224 What made you think my family is Chinese? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2225 Both washer and dryer have great views. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2226 The view of Manhattan while on the gentle cycle is truly extraordinary. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2227 This particular architect Moonlighted as a Kenmore Repairman 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2228 It will pay for itself. People drop money in the slot just to watch you tumble around. 1.2771 0.06015 83 66 12 5
2229 For faster gentrification, use the "whitest whites" setting. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2230 The current owner is upgrading to a side by side. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2231 And to reach your self-cleaning pandemic paradise, all visitors pass through this anti-viral cloud. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2232 Want to take a quick spin around the apartment before you decide? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2233 The facade was designed by an engineer from G.E. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2234 Here you can sit and wash your life go by. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2235 Who needs washer-dryer in unit when you can have the unit in washer-dryer? 1.2771 0.04943 83 62 20 1
2236 And the dryers face the courtyard. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2237 I’m told that running the gentle cycle gives you a very restful night’s sleep. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2238 You have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2239 It's the neatest duplex in the neighborhood. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2240 Kids just love the revolving playrooms! 1.2771 0.05766 83 65 14 4
2241 and here is our top of the line and very high efficiency money laundering machines. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2242 The washer and dryer are not included. Other than that, it could be a great investment because of the location. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2243 The last tenant was a bit of a neatnik 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2244 It’s completely self-cleaning. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2245 Not only is it spotless but you’ll be amazed at how much you save on housekeeping. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2246 Some call it a two-story, we refer to it as a 'stackable'. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2247 Ahh! The promise of clean living, finally! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2248 You'll want to make a clean offer. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2249 Ive heard of washing your dirty linen in my public but this has gone too far 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2250 And for your convenience there is a coin dispenser at your front door. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2251 Washers are on this side of the quad and of course no dryers... 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2252 Believe me, with everything going on right now, the view from there will make things look normal. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2253 So it’s a great rental price, even if you do have to pay in quarters. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2254 No elevator. It’s a fourth floor tumble-up. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2255 If you’re missing a sock it’s probably stuck to the front door. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2256 Whitewash: Speed setting for gentrification 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2257 It features a hot tub downstairs and a sauna upstairs, both with a fisheye view. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2258 And here's the quarters to your new house! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2259 The “in” was a typo. The unit “is” a washer-dryer. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2260 It's unfurnished, but if you come across any of the previous owner's socks you're welcome to keep them. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2261 On the bright side, everything’s sanitized. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2262 They cut quarantine to four hours. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2263 The Socks live next door but are never there. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2264 It’s the cleanest apartment you’ll ever have. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2265 Now I’ll show you the dishwasher and fridge. They’re around back. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2266 This is the new 'Quaran-Clean' Model... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2267 Did I mention the rent is only payable in quarters? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2268 And if you have any children, they'll just love the spin cycle!!... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2269 It's listed at 3.8 million quarters. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2270 You did say you're looking for waterfront property.... 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2271 There’s no AC in this unit, but you can always put it on the cold cycle 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2272 It's a pretty quiet neighborhood, as long as the load is balanced. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2273 i heard you’re looking to rinse a family 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2274 It’s the Trump Bank. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2275 It’s unfurnished, but I can probably get the landlord to throw in some free detergent. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2276 And here we have a new state-of-the-art pandemic prevention property complete with washing and drying entrance facilities. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2277 Of course, being in real estate, I don’t think gentrification has ruined the neighborhood. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2278 The architect is obsessed with clean design. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2279 They’ve really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2280 ...and some of New York’s biggest names use the bank just across the street 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2281 So far we had lots of interest from hamsters 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2282 This white house is said to make America clean again. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2283 Ironically, the previous tenants were nudists. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2284 We call this the Maytag Retreat for anti-social folks. No pesky repair men will ever call 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2285 These are our most efficient units. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2286 A perfect place to live in for these coronavirus times ✔️ 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2287 Some say real estate here is just for money launderers, but as you can see that's not the case. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2288 Now, I know you said you weren’t looking for a duplex... 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2289 No, I said is-unit washer-dryer. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2290 The first floor gets flooded, but the the top floor can dry it all up for you. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2291 Wait ‘til you see the water views... 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2292 The architect was May Tag and the builder was Ken More. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2293 I wouldn’t say it shakes the WHOLE time. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2294 Sam Sung was the architect. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2295 This townhouse comes with a modern push buttons cleaning service! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2296 Believe me. Once inside you won't notice the difference. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2297 And yes, this place is super energy and water efficient. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2298 It’s small on size, big on amenities. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2299 The self-cleaning units are premium. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2300 The previous owners had 9 kids. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2301 This is our apartment-size model. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2302 Yes, it comes with a washer/dryer 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2303 The City Block Laundry runs once a week. And you get to know all your neighbors while you're separating out your clothes. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2304 This property offers a 360-degree view of the park" 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2305 Tide pods are included in the rent 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2306 Does it come with a washer and dryer? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2307 Money laundrering through real estate has never been easier with this beauty 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2308 And it's one unit. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2309 It's a two-load building, with roof-top air drying available. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2310 Cleanest duplex on the neighborhood! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2311 We've instituted deep cleaning now with COVID. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2312 I'm certain that this architectural treasure from the Late Maytag Period will be snapped up faster than a spin cycle. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2313 The rent is only 1800 a month but you have to pay it in quarters. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2314 Well, this their attempt to clean up the neighborhood... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2315 The bank agreed to take your mortgage payment in rolled coins. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2316 Yes, it comes with a washer and dryer. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2317 Since everyone kept asking if this unit had a washer/dryer set, the landlord decided to offer only that. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2318 On the plus side, you never need to go to the laundry! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2319 To put a spin on it, the sellers were underwater 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2320 You'll never have to shower again. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2321 And you should see the ‘Easy Bake Oven’ . 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2322 It's a Kondo conversion. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2323 The good news is that it is rent controlled; just four quarters a day. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2324 It comes with a 5-year warranty. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2325 You'll need to pick the amenity you want most. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2326 Not in-unit, but there is a laundromat next door.” 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2327 Studio apartments are out, they're now "high efficiencies." 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2328 This was owned by a wealthy Wall Street investor to launder his earnings. 1.2738 0.05316 84 65 16 3
2329 It's just a decoy. The real laundering front was two blocks down. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2330 Well, the landlord feels it’s one way to launder his profits. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2331 This unit comes equipped with large windows for continuous UV treatment. No quarters necessary. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2332 It's easy to keep clean, but one of you may get lost in there 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2333 You can do a year’s worth of laundry in one load, but you only get to use it once a year. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2334 Interested? Lets take a spin. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2335 And all that freed-up laundry space in the basement now boasts a fabulous parking garage with its own carwash! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2336 The only real downside is having to pay the mortgage in quarters. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2337 So "in-laundry unit" wasn't a typo. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2338 Your apartment seems damp? These are a little dryer. 1.2738 0.04895 84 61 23 0
2339 Insert $2.4 million in quarters and it's yours. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2340 You just turn it on when you leave in the morning and when you get home everything is clean and dry! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2341 And it comes with brand-new bedrooms and kitchen in the basement. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2342 Between cycles it is very quiet, and such a clean place! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2343 Of course, the architect was a dadaist, so there are no washer/dryer hookups. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2344 Detergentrification has lead to a tide of price hikes on homes in this neighbourhood. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2345 I present to you the cleanest rental in Queens 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2346 Can launder anything in here..clothes, rugs, money, brains, immoral ideas! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2347 As you can see, we're trying to clean up the social fabric of the community. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2348 it’s the ultimate in form meets function. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2349 Top loading just didn't seem practical. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2350 Now this one may leave you high and dry 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2351 It was built fifty years ago by the loneliest repairman in town. 1.2727 0.07073 77 63 7 7
2352 It’s called the Warhol 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2353 ...and this is the new spin on townhouse living, they call it stackable. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2354 The newest convenience! You throw in your whole apartment. Comes out like new! 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2355 You'll get a nice febreze on both floors. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2356 Modern architecture's taken quite a turn, huh? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2357 And the neighborhood’s stacked with amenities! Next door is a dry bar and a SoulCycle spin studio! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2358 The only drawback is the keyless four quarter entry system. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2359 Wait until you see the laundry! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2360 As you can see, we made a few minor renovations to the White House in 2020. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2361 It has a built in covid cycle- 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2362 I must disclose that an agitator does live on the first floor. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2363 You had mentioned a washer/dryer on your must have list. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2364 It is a quiet neighborhood...we recently disabled the buzzer that sounds at the end of the cycle. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2365 At Covid-Free Condos, no one enters without a deep wash. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2366 This would be the Westinghouse’s 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2367 ...and no Spin cycle after 10pm 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2368 And you'll never have an issue with bedbugs. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2369 This unique property was gifted to Donald Trump by a friendly Russian oligarch. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2370 and the best part is, it comes with a deeded car wash... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2371 You'll never hear the subway. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2372 .....And you have your choice of three different floor plans, Normal, Permanent Press, or Wrinkle Free 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2373 On the elevator panel, "S" stands for "Spin Cycle" 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2374 Well yes, the whites are on top, colors on the bottom. But -lemme call the office-it can be reprogrammed I think 1.2716 0.05274 81 62 17 2
2375 Recently converted from top load, this unit really catches the morning light. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2376 Did she really just suggest we separate by color?! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2377 The owners are clean freaks. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2378 You'll notice the clean lines, so characteristic of the architect Miele. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2379 The suite is en-laundry. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2380 I'm sorry. 'Wash up' was not a misprint. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2381 Let’s just wait here till the rinse cycle finishes. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2382 And this one comes with all new energy saver options. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2383 And that's why they call it 'Spin City... 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2384 Any interest in taking a quick spin through this one? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2385 And this condo is perfect for the couple that tends to fight a little dirty.” 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2386 He got 10 years for laundering money/ 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2387 Costco design. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2388 The rent is pocket change." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2389 This used to be Donald Trump’s bank. Very high end, the best in the world! Previously used by the Columbia cartels. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2390 Every quarter counts! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2391 Please, do not pay your rent in quarters. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2392 In this neighborhood they used to separate whites from colors. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2393 You'll be very comfortable in the summer with the air fluff setting. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2394 This one is a zero bedroom, all bath. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2395 And this washer dryer comes with an apartment . . . . 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2396 And it also comes with two beds in the basement. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2397 Water and Heat are both included. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2398 As you can see, this is a mixed use neighborhood. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2399 This home designed to honor politicians known for their spin cycle. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2400 And the good news is you only need to wash once a year. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2401 It's beyond what the Jones would do. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2402 We're now leasing a new art deco apartments in the Launderette building. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2403 We found that this 'ride' was preferred by 87% of college students, rather than hand washing and mask wearing. Who knew?! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2404 It's cheaper to rent on the off cycle. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2405 And this is our very latest AI-enhanced duplex with wash and dry cycles and a free outdoor remote app. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2406 And all the appliances are included. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2407 You should see the lint filter! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2408 ...and here we have a very rare condo, a water view in the city! 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2409 it's a duplex, give it a spin 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2410 And here we have one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s less inspired works. Luckily the rent is low but the water bill’s pretty steep. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2411 This property offers en-laundry suite. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2412 No backyard, but this next unit epitomizes clean linen and clean living. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2413 Just be out of the house during the spin cycle. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2414 If you run the dryer in the evening the bedrooms will be nice and toasty. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2415 ...and there's a coin-operated apartment conveniently located just down the block. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2416 Spin cycle? Yes, in our exercise rooms. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2417 You’re going to love this next one! It’s a Coin-op. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2418 Yes, but you will be more than pleasantly surprised at how much you save on water per month. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2419 You can air your dirty laundry in public after the spin cycle 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2420 You'll have to act fast. This property has drawn strong interest from Russian oligarchs. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2421 It's a little over budget, but prices are set to tumble. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2422 Granite countertops are so last year... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2423 Rent is paid quarterly, both units are coin-operated. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2424 It's not so much an intruder alert system as an intruder creep-out system 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2425 You've heard of the Garment District? Well, welcome to the Garment Cycle District. 1.2716 0.05274 81 62 17 2
2426 Best of all, it's rinse-controlled. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2427 And of course, they are ENERGY STAR certified 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2428 I'll give you a laundry list of reasons why you'll love it. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2429 You can rent these for mere quarters a month. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2430 All Trump hotels have this at the entrance to separate the colors and whites 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2431 It's part of our Covid protocol. All residents are washed and rinsed before entering or exiting their apartments. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2432 This takes "clean living"to a whole new level. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2433 Think, Andy Warhol meets LeCorbusier. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2434 The spin cycle feature is really invigorating! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2435 To compensate for noise & traffic, you get free laundry use. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2436 . . . and this little gem was designed by Frank Lloyd Wash 1.2716 0.06089 81 65 11 5
2437 Detergent is included for the first three months! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2438 It used to be a Trump-owned property filled with dirty Russian money. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2439 The place really heats up nicely for those cold, wet winters. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2440 Do you know how hard it is to find a place with built-ins these days? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2441 Maybe we could afford it if we were truly into money laundering. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2442 And who doesn’t like an oversized laundry room? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2443 And this is a typical example of money laundering in the real estate sector. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2444 Only much later will you feel the wringer. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2445 Semi-furnished—it includes a few socks from the previous renter. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2446 Sure, it's a little disorienting during the spin cycle, but the place is so easy to keep clean. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2447 Our clients are very satisifed with the water pressure in this building. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2448 It's a lot of space, but it's easy to clean. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2449 The townhome comes fully loaded. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2450 It's a great location–the baker's rack just down the block has the best donuts in town. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2451 This is about as gentrified as it gets. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2452 This could be yours for only a few quarters a day 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2453 It’s $3,000 per month, plus detergent 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2454 Make sure to be friendly with the downstairs neighbors 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2455 Ah this is Unit 2020, BLMville. You no longer need to separate your whites. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2456 And this is where we put the people that refuse to wear masks 1.2716 0.05830 81 64 13 4
2457 If you have kids, its just easier this way. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2458 I’d love your thoughts on how this place stacks up, or if it’s a wash. The architect had a thing for clean lines; in every sense. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2459 Comfortable enough to stay until you wrinkle 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2460 The mayor is working hard on gentrifying the neighborhood 1.2716 0.05559 81 64 14 3
2461 Sure the rent is affordable. The fabric softener is where they get you. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2462 Spin has become the latest architectural trend. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2463 Curb appeal? Tadaaa!!! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2464 Unfortunately even this wasn't big enough for all of Epstein's dirty laundry. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2465 The house has a self clean feature you will love 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2466 ‘Spin together or separately’ 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2467 And this is how Real State Money Laundy looks nowadays 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2468 This is the last antibacterial condo in the neighborhood—buy now while rates are low! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2469 It’s really about efficiency. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2470 Unfortunately there isn’t a dishwasher. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2471 I bet you that this is the cleanest house on the block. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2472 And there’s a whirlpool in the back garden. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2473 I you like Spin classes you will love this place 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2474 The newest feature is a quick rinse before entering and leaving the building. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2475 How long can you hold your breath? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2476 We also have top loading designs if you would like more privacy. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2477 The washer dryer is not included 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2478 It's the Covid-19 model. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2479 And the rent is only 60,000 quarters. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2480 It's actually quite comfortable--except for the spin cycle. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2481 The condo fees include detergent, fabric softener, and drier sheets. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2482 Where's the dryer? 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
2483 First months rent and security deposit are in 1s, 5s, or 10s only. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2484 ...and the first floor practically cleans itself. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2485 What makes you think property values are tumbling? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2486 No, but there is a dryer on the main floor so it’s a wash. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2487 This one IS a bit noisy, but your baby will fall asleep instantly. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2488 A thousand masks an hour can be cleaned 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2489 That's nothing - you should see the neighbor's stove and fridge. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2490 You mean shrinkage? Yes, significant shrinkage! 1.2683 0.05220 82 63 17 2
2491 You’ll never really need to worry about the neighbors airing their dirty laundry around these parts 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2492 Whites and darks do not need to be separated here. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2493 Try it out for a spin 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2494 Perfect if you only like to do one load a decade. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2495 Many of the interior spaces were actually used in the filming of Alfred Hitchcock‘s Vertigo. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2496 The only downside is your neighbors do get to see your intimates. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2497 And the best thing ... the appliances stay. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2498 The door is coin operated. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2499 This one is in the post-Covid architectural style. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2500 I can show you a side by side ranch house if you like." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2501 This model is the most water and energy efficient on the market. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2502 ...which brings us to the co-op's laundry room. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2503 As a matter of fact, the architect did work for Westinghouse. However did you know? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2504 ''The real-estate in this city is just one big laundering scheme." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2505 Nice street views, great heating unit, excellent water pressure and, once you take a look inside, it'll make your head spin! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2506 At least you'll always know your home is clean! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2507 It's very energy efficient." 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2508 We feel it portrays the dèjá vu, spin cycle way of current life nicely. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2509 A little over budget, but it's a frontloader 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2510 Full size washer dryer, includes apt. size apartment. Depends on your priorities. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2511 It has loads of potential. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2512 That’s the neighborhood gym. It only offers spin classes. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2513 I know, but the architect used to do product designs for Maytag. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2514 If you buy this weekend, we are including a free dishwasher. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2515 Did I forget to mention the on-site laundry? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2516 We call this unit 'The Cycle of Life'. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2517 No, we don't separate lights and darks 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2518 It's not move-in ready, but there's only 12 minutes left on the cycle. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2519 You could really clean up here if you enter at the right time in the cycle. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2520 We were really looking for an all-in-one. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2521 To disinfect yourselves upon entering. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2522 This combined washer/dryer comes with an apartment. 1.2658 0.05002 79 60 18 1
2523 I know, but the spin cycle is a lot of fun. 1.2658 0.05317 79 61 16 2
2524 And here we have a state of the art, COVID-ready home, listed price $Every-Dime-You’ll-Ever-Make 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2525 We tried to flip the house, but it ended up being a wash 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2526 Extra high spin cycles are prohibited after 10 PM. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2527 You've got to see this gorgeous second-floor wash-up. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2528 ''Unfortunately, the HOA is quarters only.'' 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2529 We also have the side-by-side ranch house model. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2530 The washer/dryer are not included. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2531 We'll go in as soon as the spin cycle is over. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2532 It’s the wishy-washy 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2533 It dates back to when lights and darks were separated. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2534 Yes, those are King Kong’s. You’ll see him around sometimes; it adds to the neighborhood's charm. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2535 They say that if you look at this cartoon horizontally it looks back at you. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2536 And this washer/dryer has room for a compact apartment! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2537 The HOA has a few restrictions. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2538 It's what we call the Coronavirus19 Air B and B. Clean, clean, clean. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2539 Two story, indoor pool, brilliant heating system...and a 10 year warranty! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2540 ...and this lot comes from Claes Oldenburg's brief flirtation with architecture... 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2541 And this is our newest self-cleaning model. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2542 Yes, I got them at a big box store, why do you ask? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2543 And this is where we have spin classes. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2544 That’s where the Maytag family lives. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2545 It’s 500 quarters a week including Tide and Downey 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2546 The water views are breathtaking. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2547 It's designed for the next housing cycle. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2548 Yes, Mr. Maytag was rather eccentric 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2549 And the best feature, no more showers! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2550 It's for all the masks we'll be wearing soon. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2551 These are the latest in self-cleaning condos. Do you want to take a spin? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2552 You asked to see properties with earning potential. The last owner used it to launder money. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2553 You'll flip when you see the inside. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2554 It seems there was this amusing translation gaffe with a Russian real estate developer about ‘laundering his money.’ 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2555 And of course we'd clean out the lint from the previous owner. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2556 And you get free access to the laundry room, once a year. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2557 ... and if you don't want to move your things out, just wait 15 minutes, and somebody will take it all out and put it on the roof for you. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2558 The previous renter ran out of quarters. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2559 Well, yes, the water bill might be a little high. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2560 As this model illustrates, you are getting taken to the cleaners buying in this neighborhood. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2561 On the bright side, it's a snap to keep clean. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2562 And this is our stackable model. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2563 It comes with an on-site apartment as well. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2564 As you can see, this is obviously a very clean neighborhood. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2565 They take very big quarters. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2566 You can air your dirty laundry throughout the whole unit. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2567 You'll never need to air out your dirty laundry. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2568 Full disclosure: the former owners were involved in money laundering. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2569 The spin cycle is a big hit when entertaining. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2570 Paying rent in quarters does sometimes feel like money laundering. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2571 Two fifty in quarters and your house cleaning is done." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2572 This unit is a former Spin Cycle studio. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2573 Republican senators saw “no evidence“ that people close to Putin had invested in Trump’s real estate empire. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2574 This the only front-loader in the neighborhood. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2575 Sure, your new neighbors might welcome you with a bottle of wine, but they're more likely to bring coins and a book. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2576 and this unit just came on the market...the seller works at a bank... 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2577 The sellers have kept this unit spotless 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2578 The only reason it's available is that previous tenant ran out of quarters. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2579 It 's also available in a one story washer-dryer combo. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2580 It can be a bit noisy during the spin cycle, otherwise it is a pretty quiet building 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2581 And the upstairs apartment is perfect for the most delicate of residents. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2582 He was a clean living freak, but it spun out of control. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2583 And the house also is included so you do not need to go somewhere else for living. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2584 We can’t have an open house during spin cycles. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2585 And this was built by a Russian oligarch in 2016. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2586 60,000 cubic feet of pure luxury, and unforgettable views from the shower 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2587 Well, it does have nice water views. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2588 If you've been agitating about moving, take a load of your mind. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2589 If you set your alarm for "spin," you can just tumble out of bed in the morning. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2590 They've come down in their price, but the water bill may be out of your range. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2591 Before signing, we'll iron out the wrinkles once everything comes out in the wash. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2592 And this is our self-cleaning unit. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2593 it's all part of the learning cycle. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2594 Now, unfortunately, we do have to keep colors separate... 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2595 You can fit a lot more than you think. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2596 it's a good deal, you won't get taken to the cleaners 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2597 For heavy duty I suggest the bottom floor, but for delicate the upper floor would be better. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2598 They require a clean credit history. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2599 The architect put a new spin on an old design. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2600 This one has a ton of pre-wash charm. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2601 Laundry is included. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2602 and if you find a black sock the previous owner would love to get it back. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2603 It’s the last remaining example of Fredrick Louis Maytag’s “stacked” design. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2604 The rooms are a good size, just be careful not to shrink ‘em 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2605 It comes with a complimentary spin-cycle class. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2606 Not only does this place have all the expected amenities, there is a laundromat just a block away." 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2607 Continuously cleans itself 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2608 And this is where we recycle our own sewage into drinking water. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2609 It’s not a condo, it’s a coin-op. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2610 Think of it as a modern spin on a classic efficiency. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2611 And should you ever decide to divorce, you can wash that man right outta your hair quite easily! 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2612 This is what we call,a fresh start. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2613 The lint trap is optional 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2614 Well,true,the neighborhood does have a few 'dirty little secrets,' but I'm sure they'll all come out in the wash. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2615 Yes, that family made their fortune money laundering for others 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2616 It's really just a facade, but it has proven to be 100% burglar-proof. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2617 I can also show you a top-loader with a 3rd bedroom 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2618 You would not believe the static we got on the prototype . 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2619 As you can see, there’s a stand-up washer and drier. What you can’t see, is that there’s nothing else. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2620 And it's on wheels in case you hate your neighbors 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2621 Sure, the attic gets a little damp, but the basement stays dry as a bone. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2622 Why don’t you take this one for a spin? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2623 They take $1000 bills to run, but can launder a million an hour. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2624 Now, you can wash all of your 2020 memories away. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2625 As you can see, this home has a clean design. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2626 It has two levels, low and high. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2627 Our washer/dryer combo comes with a built-in house. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2628 No, that's the Washing Ton Apartments, not the Washington Apartments. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2629 I'm sure it'll be a clean bill of sale, but there may be a few small things to iron out. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2630 However, THIS place is totally stacked. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2631 It's not really 'in-unit' as much as 'the entire unit'. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2632 You get used to the spin cycle, I promise. 1.2658 0.05317 79 61 16 2
2633 It comes with its own 2-bedroom duplex! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2634 Who was the architect? Frank Lloyd Maytag? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2635 But once you're inside there's no need to wear a mask. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2636 I would recommend flood insurance for the bottom floor. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2637 The property listing mistakenly implied this updated block had a jaccuzi; it's actually a Whirlpool. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2638 The only con is that you'll have to pay your rent in quarters... 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2639 These units were built during the pre-coin-shortage era. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2640 The only drawback is putting $3,700 in quarters in it every month. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2641 The previous owners left it in spotless condition. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2642 Well, it was designed by Deutsche Bank! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2643 It's a pre-wash building. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2644 At your budget, it's either this or the ovens. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2645 You get better views with the front load. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2646 And save your quarters because that's the only way to pay rent. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2647 They just love the spin cycle 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2648 I think you're really going to like the Maytag suite. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2649 No, the property is the one on the right. That’s the ‘convenient neighborhood laundromat’ next door. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2650 And the previous tenants drowned! 1.2658 0.05896 79 63 12 4
2651 It's true you'll be washing your dirty linen in public, but you don't have to risk taking it to a laundromat 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2652 In light of the pandemic, this unit has gone through a recent renovation. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2653 The architect said he was going for a clean look. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2654 And if you like to exercise it comes with a spin cycle. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2655 The machine in your apartment provides change in quarters at a rate of $10 per second! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2656 These are the hottest units on the block. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2657 Although there is no on property parking it has,as you can see,a generous laundry area. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2658 No, it "actually" is what it is. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2659 If you get laid off, you could always take in some laundry. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2660 : "DOUBLE, DUTY!" 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2661 Like I said... Loads of space 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2662 The bottom unit is prone to flooding. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2663 And with your apartment we have a community wash and dry the covid off , you step into the wash and it cleans your whole body of covid and a quick dry .... such a good thing to have these days 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2664 Stay Sanitized - stay home stay safe 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2665 It’s a modern unit with clean lines. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2666 These units technically aren’t livable, so it’s a bit of a wash. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2667 this IS the washer and dryer unit 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2668 The last tenant had trouble finding his sock. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2669 It seems Russian oligarchs do have a sense of humor. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2670 We call this an in washer/dryer unit 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2671 I love the clean lines of the architecture 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2672 This is New York. You can have water or heat, but not both. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2673 The super lives in the lint trap. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2674 Did you say you wanted them IN-house or IS-house? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2675 ...and of course you won’t need to keep your cleaning lady anymore... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2676 Don't be startled if the last tenants left a little lint. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2677 It’s a dry heat. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2678 And this is the washer/dryer unit. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2679 This cozy duplex is extremely clean, has semi-centralized heating, and excellent plumbing. Regulations do require me to tell you that the Maytag repairman did die here... Of boredom folks! So you know it's sturdy! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2680 We're experimenting with the first self-cleaning units 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2681 Rent is a bit high for the neighborhood, but since utilities are included, it’s a wash. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2682 Very practical.Would you like to take it for a spin? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2683 The entire unit is wash 'n wear.... 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2684 As you can see, we’re trying time clean up the neighborhood. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2685 This school over here is where we brain wash the neighborhood kids. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2686 This has great views of the water... 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2687 It is not cheap but you'll save a fortune on Peloton 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2688 You’re very lucky... it’s only just come on after the previous owner drowned in a mysterious incident 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2689 Great question! No, the previous tenants had no complaints about shrinkage. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2690 The previous tenants had a laundering scheme. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2691 No, no. I said washer and dryer IS unit. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2692 The neighbors are loaded.. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2693 So! How many quarters do you have on hand? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2694 Why, yes, you CAN pay rent only with change. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2695 Definitely on trend 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2696 I know what you’re thinking, but actually it saves space when they’re stacked like this 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2697 Let’s just say the neighbors have requested that it never be put on vicious cycle. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2698 We won't check your credit, just your access to quarters. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2699 Now, this next apartment will make your head spin! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2700 We've really had a flood of applications for this one! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2701 Yes, you are now entering the spin zone. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2702 It is an efficiency unit 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2703 There are settings to match every lifestyle. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2704 Rent is due quarterly in quarters. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2705 It's 800 square feet, but feels like 1000 square feet after shrinking. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2706 It's an original mid century, Claes Oldenburg design. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2707 You pay rent by inserting coins. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2708 The architect used to work at Westinghouse. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2709 It's the latest in clean living. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2710 Surf's always up. Includes Dishwasher,shower,jacuzzi Create your high-rise ocean front property. Dryer not included. .waterproof. Water bed is to die for. Drown out city noise. Scuba gear available upon request. Laundry free on Wednesdays. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2711 We’ve got 2 co ops and one coin op. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2712 It's listed for $925,000 in only quarters. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2713 If you like this condo, I can show you one with a vacuum cleaner theme 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2714 We've designed them to accommodate the entire cycle of life. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2715 The kitchen is retro. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2716 The developer got a tax break. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2717 Yeah, but you have to pay rent in quarters. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2718 What day is lint pick-up? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2719 ...and the delicate cycle easily diffuses any domestic quarrels. 1.2625 0.05553 80 63 14 3
2720 Once occupied by a press secretary, preset to 'spin.' 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2721 I think you will like how this unit stacks up against the others. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2722 This one...."Well, it's a Wash!" 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2723 You like? Wait'll you see the microwave. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2724 We’re still working on the wrinkle release cycle... 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2725 Now here, I am literally trying to take you to the cleaners 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2726 It's a spinoff 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2727 Enter into this time machine to drain away all the past stains. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2728 The laundry’s never done anyway, right? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2729 These money laundering schemes are getting bigger 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2730 Next is Sloshing Water, Melvin Wright's counter to his brother's masterpiece. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2731 ...and the bottom one rents for $2.25 per load. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2732 You’ll have to leave your door cracked open to avoid the seal smell 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2733 You'll get a dizzying view of the city in the spin cycle. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2734 And, here, our incentive units for homeowners who can't afford our traditional options and have thrown in the towel. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2735 And it's surprisingly easy to clean. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2736 This neighborhood is popular for cyclists. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2737 Utilities included! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2738 And you won't need to pay a housekeeper ever again. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2739 As an investment property, if you compare income to expenses, it's a wash. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2740 This two-bedroom concept residence stands the idea of "in unit laundry" on its head! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2741 All utilities included, but no AC. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2742 It comes with a two-bedroom apartment. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2743 And you have this laundry studio with bedroom in the unit for only $1 trillion a month, pretty rare in Brooklyn. We require a 12 years deposit and run a credit check up to Gengis Khan! Should you want to rent it, it's no longer on the market. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2744 Admittedly, the spin cycle pisses off the neighbors. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2745 And here are the self-cleaning units with a water view! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2746 Now, this building has a large capacity, but I could show you the Flatiron Building too. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2747 It's not gentrification; it's an artistic manifesto. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2748 You're the third couple to ask if the building had a history of segregation. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2749 No, there was never a laundromat on this site. Why do you ask? 1.2597 0.05359 77 60 15 2
2750 Your kids and their hamster will LOVE the spin cycle! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2751 'And these units are self cleaning.' 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2752 I heard you both worked at Conde de Nast so I thought this would be a perfect fit. 1.2597 0.05030 77 61 14 2
2753 This one's perfect for those with a lot of laundry and who don't eat, sleep, or use the bathroom. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2754 Just think, you won’t have to worry about finding your house when you come home drunk! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2755 Unfortunately no air conditioning, but both floors have a Fluff-Dry setting! 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2756 Unfortunately the Hermans have taken COVID hygiene to an extreme. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2757 Having accidentally macro-dosed her psilocybin, Jen's desire for an in-home laundry took on enormous significance. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2758 These machines don’t take quarters. They take manhole covers. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2759 The co-op association will inspect your laundry before granting approval. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2760 Some architects take requests for in-unit laundry a little too seriously. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2761 No I said, “Washer and dryer IS unit.” 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2762 Washer/dryer obviously on premises. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2763 You might want an insurance policy that covers water damage... 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2764 You come home and soak away the day’s stress and the next day tumble out of fresh sheets! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2765 It’s the most exclusive coin-op on the Upper East Side. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2766 We take care of our own dirty laundry in this neighborhood. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2767 The good news is that they allow subletting. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2768 It's the latest in home disinfection! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2769 And of course your 24 hour apartment is in the basement. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2770 The bank down the street has really big quarters. 1.2597 0.05030 77 59 17 1
2771 Comes with washer and dryer 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2772 And, of course, the monthly rent includes unlimited spin classes. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2773 And this is the new Guggenheim wash-and wear, round-and-round condo 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2774 If you want to lock it down, you'll need twenty thousand quarters for first and last month's rent. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2775 And this one right here is the perfect place for the homeowner wishing to clean some assets 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2776 This lovely two-story will be available right after the spin cycle. 1.2597 0.04297 77 60 17 0
2777 Until there's a vaccine, this is how we ensure all visitors to our community are coronavirus-free. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2778 And water and heat are included. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2779 This unit is perfect if you're considering having children. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2780 With detergent prices at an all time low, I'm sure it will be unloaded quickly... 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2781 Will we still have to wear masks? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2782 This unit sports two windows! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2783 It’s a great place, but people tend to cycle through pretty quickly. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2784 Can you tell the difference?circle it 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2785 here, let me give you the quarter so you guys can check out the inside. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2786 Isn’t separating the whites and the darks illegal now? 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2787 And with a little extra, it also comes with a money laundering service. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2788 This is our Dr.Fauci. It's 100% COVID free. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2789 We don't have Soulcycle, but we do have Spin cycle. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2790 I know you wanted more bedrooms but the view from the dryer is spectacular. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2791 High efficiency apartments. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2792 The only catch is that the landlord said laundry day is just Wednesday’s. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2793 And you'll find it really convenient when it's your turn to do the block's laundry. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2794 It's a stackable pod hotel 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2795 For the next level of 24-hour protection, may I present the 'Sanitizer Suites.' 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2796 These units are a little over your budget, at 4,000 quarters per month. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2797 This is the new 'you know you've made it in New York' style condo 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2798 Above your budget but it has all you are looking for; fish tank view of the street, separate living and working space, bubble bath and built in sauna plus on demand rides for the kids. The dream space for second wave of Corona 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2799 That’s the last time I take mushrooms and go look at apartments. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2800 If you keep a lot of quarters in your cup, it shouldn’t be a problem. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2801 And here we have the Maytag model, cleanest home in the neighborhood. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2802 Rent is due the first of the month and is payable in quarters. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2803 There's no security deposit, but the rent will have to be paid in quarters. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2804 And this is our high efficiency model. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2805 No pets. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2806 Unfortunately there's no dishwasher. 1.2533 0.05724 75 62 9 4
2807 No more trudging down to the basement twice a week. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2808 It’s a two story with built in washer and dryer. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2809 As you can see, the façade is awash with detail. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2810 The previous owners were the Maytags. I hear she was stacked. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2811 Lost socks get sorted out at HOA meetings. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2812 and if you have a large family... 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2813 Don't worry about the rent. People routinely insert quarters. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2814 It doubles as a whirlpool and sauna. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2815 The couple who were going to take it got rejected. Canadian. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2816 That’s our deluxe ultraviolet disinfectant condo option. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2817 Yes, even pets. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2818 It has all new built-ins 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2819 I always thought animals were color blind 1.2533 0.07375 75 64 3 8
2820 This unit has a built in jacuzzi and sauna 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2821 It's only $1800 a month. In Quarters. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2822 and we have a free laundry service! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2823 The utilities are high, but it is immaculate. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2824 The housing market's really turning around 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2825 Um... I'm obliged to tell you that there is a slight water problem. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2826 I'd suggest you go with the dryer unit on the top. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2827 I know what you’re thinking and the answer is “both” 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2828 The change machine is just around the corner. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2829 The previous owners were germaphobes. 1.2533 0.05400 75 60 13 2
2830 Luckily, you can pay your rent in quarters. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2831 Or you can select stainless steel, if you prefer. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2832 After the pandemic a self cleansing house will be a necessity. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2833 In addition, the seller will include a year’s supply of quarters. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2834 If you have big loads this is a perfect two story 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2835 It has a large master bath, central heating, and the front load design makes for easy entry. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2836 This washer and dryer has an in-unit apartment. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2837 These apartment-size units just came on the market. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2838 Any chance you could pay your rent in quarters? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2839 ‘It’s perfect if you like to cycle...’ 1.2533 0.05400 75 59 14 2
2840 Clean Modern - it's the new rage 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2841 That is where you end up when they take you to the cleaners. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2842 We have always specialized in "apartment sized" appliances. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2843 Why yes. It has a washer and dryer. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2844 The tenants tend to cycle through. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2845 Not to mention, Only 5 minutes from downtown 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2846 ...but no dishwasher. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2847 And since you have kids... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2848 The original owner was a cleanliness freak. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2849 The units are coin-op and rent is paid quarterly. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2850 The coin entry system doesn't seem that secure? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2851 And there’s an apartment conveniently close by. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2852 The apartment is self-cleaning. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2853 ... and it's perfect if you want to start a business from home. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2854 But the good news is there’s no cleaning deposit. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2855 This was remodeled by a plumber mad at his wife. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2856 Gigantic, perhaps, but you'll only do laundry once a year. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2857 I’d love to show it to you, but first I need $17.25 in quarters. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2858 In these unusual times you need to be open to reconsidering what's "normal." 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2859 That's your question? Could you get a top loader? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2860 Yes, there was a typo in the listing. It was supposed to say "unit in", not "in unit", washer and dryer. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2861 You did say something urban, unique, and reminiscent of your college days? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2862 Owner designed. He made a lot of money in the high-end appliance business." 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2863 It's quite reasonable - only 16,000 quarters a month. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2864 It’s a bit avant Scotchgard 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2865 Thos neighbour is under investigation for laundering, but otherwise this is a “good” neighbourhood. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2866 They're big enough to take small cars and dirty politicians. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2867 The architect went for the cleaner look. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2868 Unfortunately, there’s no dryer 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2869 This one has a motivated seller. Previous occupant was a single sock. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2870 You’ll have to do the neighbors’ too. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2871 This is the new Deutsche Bank drop-in deposit box. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2872 The seller is currently underwater. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2873 Rumor is, the person who built this was a money launderer. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2874 I'm just gonna tell you guys here that y'all are choosing some really unfunny winners for these cartoons. Either no one is reading or judges just picking their friends. Is this truly a fair contest or is politics involved? Put your judges to wash plz 1.2533 0.07126 75 63 5 7
2875 Of course the washer and dryer is included. It's postmodern. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2876 And last but not least, each unit comes with an oversized combination washer/dryer!! 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2877 What’s more, each unit comes with an apartment! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2878 Before I show you 2C, how many quarters do you have? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2879 Ironically, this listing does not have W/D connections". 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2880 This particular neighborhood cycle is currently on rinse. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2881 Each time you go in costs 75 cents. It takes quarters. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2882 Think of it as architectural riff on the cyclic housing market. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2883 You said you LOVED whitewater rafting". 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2884 The rent depends on the load. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2885 It has a unit in-laundry 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2886 I really can't say it often enough: 'location, location, location!' 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2887 As long as you remember Thursday is laundry day, you'll hardly notice the giant. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2888 Take it seriously, not literally. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2889 This unit comes with three efficiency cycles and is the cleanest house on the block. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2890 We don’t often get offerings that are this clean. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2891 'You can pay your rent in quarters" 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2892 its the latest trend in high efficiency apartments. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2893 The former owners were known to be clean freaks. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2894 It’s rent and lint controlled 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2895 Great plumbing, extra temperature settings on the thermostat, the front door squeeze in, really large windows, and plenty of room for a cozy tumble if you know what I mean. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2896 As long as you don't accidentally hit the time delay start button, it's quite cozy. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2897 There’s no security deposit, and the first month’s detergent is free. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2898 The bedroom is just down the street. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2899 Are you germaphobes? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2900 It's a wonderful place for young families,but I'm afraid it's not yet zoned for dryers. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2901 And, we allow small pets! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2902 This one is lovely, but will take you to the cleaners 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2903 The current Russian owner does a lot of laundering. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2904 The previous owner was a clean freak! 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2905 It’s $1,500 per month and you can only pay with quarters 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2906 On the plus side, it got a Best Value rating from Consumer Reports. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2907 And it’s very easy to keep clean. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2908 It's a mixer-upper. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2909 The taxes are $.75 a pound. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2910 This is one of our premium duplexes. Would you consider yourselves more Wash people or Dry people? 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
2911 Separating darks and lights is only a clothing thing. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2912 it’s an election year....extra spin cycle... 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2913 Amenities are the property's strongest selling point. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2914 The rent is competitive, but your soap expenditure may be higher than you’re used to... 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2915 Delicate whites only 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2916 this is the moment when architect’s germaphobia started to spill over into his designs 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2917 The landlord would prefer the deposit in quarters. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2918 . “I’m afraid that’s the only waterfront property available in your price range.” 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2919 Of course, on this unit, I recommend the extended warranty. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2920 It doesn’t have air conditioning, but the rinse cycle is pretty refreshing. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2921 Mike Rowe’s old place- 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2922 You get used to the spinning floors in no time. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2923 We can probably get them to knock off a few thousand because of the 'Downy smell'. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2924 You won't shrink. I promise. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2925 Just so you know this washer dryer comes with an apartment. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2926 I think you’ll love the large windows on this industrial design duplex 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2927 If your looking for a clean slate, boy do I have the place for you! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2928 The bathroom will kill you. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2929 There’s definitely a segregation joke here that’s in VERY poor taste... shall we take a look? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2930 Convenience 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2931 The rent is cheap, but only payable in quarters. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2932 It comes with a 40 square foot studio around the back...and a built-in ironing board. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2933 Take it for a spin why don't you? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2934 Sure, let’s head right in. Got any quarters? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2935 This one all the rage, our newest model, it's self cleaning. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2936 It only gets loud during the spin cycle. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2937 There is one community load of stubborn stains at 2:00 pm daily, delicates at 4:00 pm. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2938 You're going to need a truckload of quarters on a regular basis. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2939 You don't even have to take off your clothes 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2940 It's from an early rendering of architect Ken More. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2941 ...and this unit comes with its own bedroom just off the dryer vent. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2942 We are still working on where the socks go. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2943 It's on a time-share system. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2944 no actually, it's a washer drier that comes with a house 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2945 Needless to say, the appliances are included. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2946 This unit has FREE rent, but you’ll be responsible for ALL laundry for the entire block ! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2947 It's a foreclosure - the prior owner went to jail for money laundering. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2948 There's a great spot out back for a clothesline. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2949 The side by side model doesn't fit the neighborhood style. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2950 The co op ironing board is very liberal so I don’t think you will have any trouble getting approved. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2951 If you choose to invest in one of these units, all fees are front-loaded. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2952 Guaranteed Antivirus 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2953 And you can do an entire month's worth in one load! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2954 It’s the latest in architecture – “Wash and swear” 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2955 I’ll be honest. It can take awhile to sort through all the neighbors’ socks. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2956 Here we have, Andy Warhol’s house. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2957 This home is front loaded with top of the line appliances. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2958 I thought you said, "Washer and dryer IS unit." 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2959 You must try the rinse cycle, quite refreshing. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2960 It's either irony, hubris, or simply weird taste, but what a bargain! 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2961 You pay the rent in quarters. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2962 You’ll never find a cleaner duplex! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2963 Typically we separate whites and darks using a part Downy and Apartheid 1.2500 0.05811 76 62 10 4
2964 The rinse and tumble dry features really keep with the current trend of nothing is stable. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2965 We recommend buying these units together. If you only buy one, you may feel too wet or too dry. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2966 Better decide quickly. The turn over here is twice as fast as most. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2967 This one is self cleaning 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2968 It's a front-loading apartment. Comes with a small beluga whale on the bottom floor, and a Killer whale above. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2969 It comes with a lifetime supply of laundry soap and fabric softener! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2970 There is a washer and dryer for everyone but can only be used Monday's and everybody has to throw in their clothes at the same time. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2971 Yes, you bathe downstairs and you do have to go upstairs to spin dry. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2972 Just remember to pay the HOA fee with quarters. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2973 ...and the sanitize cycle cleans you AND your guests—no masks required. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2974 Unfortunately, each unit only has either a washer or dryer. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2975 You get the both the washer and the dryer! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2976 It's a dual purpose space 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2977 Well, it is the neighborhood’s greatest example of form and function. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2978 Now, here's a two storey Wash-up. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2979 It was flipped from coin-op 6 months ago. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2980 There aren't any apartments with a washer and dryer available so I thought you may want a washer and dryer with an apartment 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2981 It's a bargain, but you'll have to pay in quarters. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2982 You'll be the cleanest couple on the block. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2983 It's a 5-year lease, $2.75 per hour, quarters only. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2984 Upstairs is a little drier, but downstairs has better drainage. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2985 ‘The architect has lifted the mundane into modernity.’ 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2986 Trust me, this is no spin . . . that 2-level unit is both clean and dry! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2987 Why, yes, spinning is included. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2988 Some say it was a money laundering enterprise, so we can't accept cash for your down payment. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2989 They have really cleaned up this neighborhood 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2990 The former owner was a real neat freak. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2991 The folding deck is out back. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2992 No, the one next to it. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
2993 These units are self-cleaning. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2994 ...and the kids go straight in after school! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2995 It isn't Pre-War, but it is Pre-Wash. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2996 It's an early Gehry. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2997 It's a short term rental, probably about 35-40 minutes. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2998 During its full cycle, it stages the WAVE three times. It can also be programmed to produce soothing sounds that helps you dream of vacations in distant lands. 1.2500 0.05681 72 58 11 3
2999 We've been showing the units separately but if you buy them together we can give you a discount! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3000 The owner insists on getting a clean offer. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3001 There’s a “Refresh” setting for days when you don’t want to get fully washed and tumbled. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3002 The only joke I can think of has to do with separating whites and colors, so maybe we should move on to some other properties in the neighborhood. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3003 In the summer it's cool and damp downstairs,in the winter warm and dry upstairs. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3004 This one has 'loads' of features. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3005 But, of course, you will have to supply your own detergent. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3006 These combo units just hit the market but the first floor floods and the second floor is never under 125 degrees. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3007 And the foundation is made entirely of mismatched socks 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3008 They're the Kenmores. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3009 The project was financed by foreign investors, Jared and Ivanka just purchased five those units! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3010 The sellers have upgraded the second-floor unit with an energy efficient spin-cycle. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3011 I suppose it might have made more sense if one was a dryer. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3012 This building is a giant washer and dryer, which is atypical for a building. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
3013 It's the perfect quarantine home, no trips to the laundromat, ever. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3014 Well, we did say we were looking for an efficiency. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3015 You may take a selfie here. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3016 Just add a little bleach, jump in and voila, COVID is gone in just one wash. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3017 Don’t worry, this neighbourhood keeps coloured and whites separate. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3018 We even offer white-washing for the Suburban Lifestyle Dream. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3019 This neighborhood is home to cutting-edge architecture. Around the corner is a house made to look like a toilet. It’s going for 3.3 million. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3020 High efficiency with a view. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3021 As the world turns, these are the days of our lives, 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3022 The developer took being on Washington Ave very seriously 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3023 The only downside is that this street is known to have noisy neighbors 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3024 The 25 cents unit is available. This tenant left the building when dry cleaner opened up. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3025 I think she’s taking us to the cleaners 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3026 Well, the second floor unit has a better view, but the lower unit just had all new appliances installed... I guess you could call it a wash. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3027 It is open plan with clean modern lines 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3028 It’s actually a lot of fun, if you’re in to the whole “trapped inside a giant soapy whirlpool of death thing” 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3029 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3030 Wait til you see the kitchen. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3031 You can’t be too clean nowadays 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3032 And free folding is only the first perk. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3033 Monthly rent is 2,000 for the bottom unit and 1,500 for the top unit -- all in quarters, but elctricity, gas and water are included. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3034 It can get loud downstairs if they are drying their tennis shoes. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3035 The utilities are a little high, but it’s a great place for a family. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3036 And if you ever experience a problem, it will obviously all come out in the wash! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3037 They were the architects cut, paste and scale errors, but now are considered a remarkably liquid investment regardless of cycle. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3038 It's only trompe l'eoil but it does get busy on Sunday mornings. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3039 It is the former residence of a spin doctor 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3040 They fired all the help . . . now you just slide your apartment in and *voila!* . . . clean in half an hour 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3041 The upstairs unit also has solar rooftop drying. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3042 The HOA handles most repairs and maintenance, but you'll still have to clean the lint filter. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3043 The architect calls it “delicate” design. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3044 That was the only way the zoning committee would put up with the smell of a laundromat in the neighbourhood. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3045 You are in for a spin! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3046 I know it doesn't look like much from the outside, but all my clients exclaim that its all they have ever wanted out of a New York Apartment 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3047 Oh, driers are easily accessible by mass transit. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3048 These are our most popular short-term rentals; they self-sanitize between tenants. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3049 Mr. Clean used to live there. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3050 ....and be assured that there's no truth in the rumour that money laundering was involved in its construction. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3051 This is our high-efficiency apartment. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3052 We still can't find that giant sock. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3053 It's a great deal! The previous tenant was Deutsche Bank! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3054 Think ocean breeze downstairs and a desert oasis upstairs. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3055 I hear that sex is great during the spin cycle. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3056 The previous owners cut their cleaning bills to almost nothing! 1.2466 0.05441 73 59 12 2
3057 Well, we did wish for a self-cleaning house. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3058 It's an owner occupied duplex, they're from Alabama, Roll Tide. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3059 And a daily hop in the machine keeps our community as antiseptic as possible 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3060 I can see your family having loads of fun here. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3061 and there's a bedroom in the unit 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3062 In the end, it’s a wash.” 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3063 This is perfect for delicates like you but also heavy duty for your husband. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3064 Here we have a split level energy preferred model with 4 cycles and 2 1/2 rinses. Care to take it for a spin? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3065 Your neighbors are always clean and dry. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3066 This unique historic home was where Muddy Waters composed Rollin’ and Tumblin’. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3067 This next home is at the top of your budget, but it’s also high-efficiency and will have a lower overall cost of ownership. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3068 It was built by a couple of money launderers, but it's clean now. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3069 In this neighborhood, architectural trends follow a well defined cycle. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3070 This comes with high efficiency bunk beds. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3071 The spin cycle takes a little getting used to. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3072 No gym, just spinning. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3073 No, it’s just aesthetic design; you still can’t have one in your unit. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3074 These are the new Covid additions 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3075 As you can see, this neighborhood is really cleaning up. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3076 The previous owners offer a life-time guarantee and full refund should you have a break-down. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3077 The neighbors have a large family. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3078 Yes, they do have a dog bath cycle. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3079 The HOA fees cover water and electric. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3080 A clean modern exterior with a nautical spin inside 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3081 It’ll go fast. 21st century appliance is very popular with new buyers. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3082 How quickly are you prepared to move? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3083 It is a self cleaning house: eliminates dirt, odors and the bickering on who should be doing the cleaning. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3084 As far as your neighbors are concerned, it will all come out in the wash. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3085 The builder was an old navy hand. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3086 Abstract Realism--To cope with today's world. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3087 Perhaps you’d be interested in a self-cleaning apartment. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3088 On this one, the Landlord is willing to waive the cleaning fee. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3089 They're great living spaces, though the water bill's a killer. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3090 Buyer's market...size matters. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3091 You'll love its 'gentri-wash' cycle. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3092 But if the key is just a quarter couldn’t anyone get in? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3093 We call it Ikea Ikea. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3094 Before you say no, wouldn't you like to take it for a spin? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3095 They make a walk in closet obsolete 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3096 The owner of the building was a household appliance magnate with an extensive pop art collection. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3097 The view from the tumbler unit is spectacular. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3098 Hey, I don't tell everybody this, but....This is the CLEANEST DUPLEX in the city! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3099 Our 'Clean House' duplex outsmarts any 'smart house'; it automatically sanitizes and dries everything, hands-free. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3100 Part of the mayor's "One borough, one washer/dryer" plan 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3101 As a closing incentive,the seller is offering free fabric softener. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3102 Great views when you're not doing laundry. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3103 One member of the couple always seems to lose themselves in this next apartment. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3104 Unfortunately the A/C has only three setting: cold, hot, and permanent press. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3105 it's more of an income property 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3106 This apartment features an all-unit washer and dryer. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3107 Guaranteed COVID-Free! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3108 It can be a micro home or a macro appliance. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3109 We asked the landlord to install a washer & dryer...... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3110 Make sure you remove any red articles of clothing before entering. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3111 The keyless entry also accepts coins. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3112 This new build is not only energy efficient, the water pressure is also incredible. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3113 You wouldn’t even recognize this neighborhood with all of the laundrification that’s happening. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3114 Both the mother and her daughter were highly successful money-launderers. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3115 There's no gym, but the spin cycles are totally awesome! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3116 Mr. and Mrs. Sox, I am afraid this condo will break you up. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3117 It was built by the Maytag repairman after he was laid off. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3118 We call it our Assisted Living model. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3119 The HOA will only let you wash one load at a time. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3120 It's a great starter home: quiet, compact, and equipped with 10 life cycle choices. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3121 You thought the Sears building was - where? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3122 Yes, pets are allowed...except, obviously, for sheepdogs and Persian cats. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3123 Soul Cycle? I thought you said 'spin cycle. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3124 A deal like this doesn’t come around every cycle! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3125 Please take a look at these revolutionary new town houses. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3126 Here it is: iconic money laundering 2-storey building 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3127 Rent is $7000 per month which DOESN'T include laundry. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3128 And a real step up from the Staten Island top-load you're in now. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3129 This split level washer/dryer has a connection in the pantry for a small apartment. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3130 I hope you guys are excited for this new cycle in your lives 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3131 The architect is known for her clean, dry design esthetic. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3132 It's a great deal. You can wash and dry your whole apartment without the help. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3133 Laundry is very much on site. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3134 at this daycare we think children should be spun, and not heard 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3135 After you wash upstairs you can tumble down to your heated living space 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3136 It just makes more sense with kids, you know? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3137 I bet Ghislaine has some dirt on Trump. 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
3138 We like transparency here. Everyone has full view of your dirty laundry. . 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3139 The architect of that unit was a mom with four kids. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3140 Unfortunately, the apartment does take quarters only. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3141 This building sanitizes itself. Best buy for the pandemic. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3142 That there is where the Delicates live. 1.2466 0.05441 73 58 13 2
3143 We are currently doing a load of gentrification. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3144 Homeowners insurance is actually quite low, so long as you change the lint filter. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3145 Welcome to the newest addition to WASHINGton Square Park! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3146 For some reason no one can get past the paint color 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3147 It’s a unit-in washer and dryer 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3148 Washer and dryer not included 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3149 This unit is perfect for those who don't like to do laundry more than once a year. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3150 And this particular unit is self- sanitizing! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3151 Yes, it is gentrification. But they are cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3152 and the unit on the ground level is an actual dryer so of course heat is included upstairs. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3153 It's the Amana Corona model for people with OCD. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3154 This property comes with a two year warranty on all parts and labor. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3155 Just don't open the window when doing a wash 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3156 It's great for a large family. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3157 There's no deposit, you just have to survive the spin cycle 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3158 And this is the post-war, pre-soak ,walk-up I told you about. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3159 And did I mention? Washer and Dryer included. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3160 Our other Washington renters have always appreciated the spin cycle. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3161 And with the sanitize option, it will not be on the market long. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3162 Your family can draw the curtains and enjoy fifteen minutes of privacy for only five quarters. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3163 Don’t be so picky! Would you rather live in a giant dishwasher? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3164 We need to let you know that this one doesn't allow pets. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3165 I know said dishwasher, but this one is in a great school district. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3166 Rent is due at the end of every spin cycle. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3167 This one is nice, but it'll leave you hung out to dry. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3168 The only drawback is that you have to use a really big quarter instead of a key to open the front door. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3169 I checked the deed. It's clean. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3170 You have to ask yourselves, “Why did it take so long?” 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3171 But Covid Friendly is the way the market is trending. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3172 And what’s more, you get to keep the coins. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3173 And the dry cleaners are right around the corner. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3174 If you lived here, you’d be foam by now 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3175 There’s no laundry in unit but it’s right next door. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3176 I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of the giant washer and dryer 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3177 It's the block association laundromat and you get your turn once a month. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3178 Yes, it is a one washer one dryer apartment. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3179 This property is the most desired in the Garment District. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3180 ... and you never run out of socks! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3181 Cash offers only. 1.2429 0.05162 70 55 14 1
3182 And here are our high-efficiency units ... 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3183 And this unit is just 50 quarters an hour. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3184 Folks, I give you Spin City’s finest appartments. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3185 And you don't need change. We take it straight out of your bank account. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3186 It's only $1500 a month, but it has to be all quarters. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3187 Did I mention it comes with all-unit laundry? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3188 Call it "Hygienic Housing". All the rage right now, what with the pandemic. Cyclical, of course. Sanitized, top to bottom! 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3189 Other than the water bill, the utilities are fairly modest. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3190 Of course, you have to catch the right market cycle. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3191 A lot of people are preferring this instead of individually wiping down surfaces. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3192 ...and you're within blocks of a laundromat 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3193 Proctor wants to sell but Gamble's willing to rent. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3194 It's more than just a tiny house. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3195 Some of us think this takes Covid 19 protection too far but the rest of us are envious. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3196 Side by side units have been flying off the market lately because of the aging population, but there are plenty of these so called 'front loaders' still available. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3197 There’s no washer or dryer, but there is a laundromat down the street. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3198 This townhouse is only available in cycles. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3199 Easy to keep clean 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3200 I think you'll love the clean look of this unit. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3201 The last tenants? Oh, they were arrested. Some kind of money laundering scheme. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3202 We call this Step One in our efforts to clean up the neighborhood. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3203 The rent is a bit above your price range but first and last cycles are included. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3204 It's a third floor wash-up. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3205 We are cleaning up the neighborhood 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3206 No, not “in unit.” It is the unit. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3207 In this market, a property with a sanitizing cycle practically sells itself. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3208 I know you prefer top-loading, but it's really not advised to mix whites and coloreds in them. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3209 The local “Neighborhood Wash” is really committed to cleaning up this part of town. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3210 Your new apartment is self-cleaning. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3211 They’re stackable condos ... the hottest new trend in housing. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3212 I know it's pricey, but think of all the quarters you'll save! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3213 Appliances included. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3214 These come with motion sickness. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3215 Correct, this will require a front loaded mortgage. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3216 Well, how do you do it? On a rock down by the river? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3217 Sure the schools are great, but can we afford the detergent? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3218 The previous owner was trying to impress a dryer. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3219 Certain pets, for example goldfish are allowed. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3220 This is for the more voyeuristic couple. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3221 The upper unit is currently in use but we can stop their cycle early and hang them out to dry. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3222 It comes with a lifetime warranty from Maytag!" 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3223 Plus there's revenue from the meth lab in the basement! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3224 The last tenants ran out of coins. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3225 Which one of you had a large washer/dryer first on your wish list? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3226 Front-loading washing machine aquarium with your own loan shark. Sign a lease now. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3227 It's our newest design, we call it the Work/Live Stackable 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3228 I tell ya' what...I'll even throw in a roll of quarters the day of the closing... 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3229 This unit includes an en-washer/dryer suite. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3230 The landlord says he'll upgrade to stainless. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3231 As I explained on the phone - that was not a typo. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3232 ...and cleaning this unit is a breeze. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3233 And if you are interested in simply laundering some money, we’ve got two handsome properties just for you! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3234 And as you can see, the washer and dryer are not in the basement. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3235 You said you wanted to go for a spin before you made your decision, so.... 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3236 It's really all about the laundry room" 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3237 The latest in money-laundering. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3238 Of course the unit comes with appliances. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3239 It’s so easy to keep clean! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3240 So, this one checks two of your boxes: multi-level & in a cycle-friendly neighborhood. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3241 The downstairs unit has a gentle cycle. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3242 Oh yes, they're the cleanest units in the building. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3243 And they're self-cleaning 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3244 I'm pleased to tell you, that the house comes with pods. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3245 You won the argument about neighborhood. He won the argument about price range. So now it’s a wash. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3246 And this is where we wash our face masks 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3247 Yes, well we don’t use the term ‘duplex’ anymore. It’s what we refer to as a ‘high efficiency’ unit. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3248 Now before you ask, Yes the house still requires cleaning, but not a whole load 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3249 They're stackable units. The newest thing. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3250 Clean & affordable. Only downside is that it costs $2.50 to dry and sometimes you’ll have to run a load twice. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3251 Remember when I mentioned that two-level with great views in the Garment District? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3252 Let me show you inside so you can see what the buzz is about. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3253 It comes with an ensuite appartment 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3254 The sellers are motivated. I think I can get them to throw in an extended warranty. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3255 As you can see, the design is very clean 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3256 Great for someone looking to start a money laundering operation. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3257 It's a co-op: bottom floor washes, top floor dries. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3258 It's got a Kenmore feel with Maytag amenities. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3259 And tumbling is a much more complete exercise than treadmill. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3260 And this is the new Jumbo Laundromat” 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3261 Unfortunately they allow washers, but not dryers. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3262 The washer and dryer are shared facilities. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3263 These are our "covid-friendly" units. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3264 I know it's not exactly what you're looking for, but it's available for pocket change. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3265 This is our Maytag model. It's great if you have kids in diapers 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
3266 This unit does come with a washer/dryer, but they are willing to negotiate on adding an apartment 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3267 Oh that ......the May Tag lives there. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3268 the appliance repair man lives here 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3269 This is a perfect unit to air your dirty laundry. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3270 And the spin cycle gives you a great 360 degree view of the city. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3271 The basement does get a bit damp, but the schools are excellent. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3272 These are two very clean apartments 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3273 There was a lot of dirty behaviour in the area, so they started a neighbourhood wash 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3274 There’s already been an offer from a pair of joggers who are looking to downsize 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3275 Built in 2020 during the coin shortage. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3276 Designed to air all your dirty laundry! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3277 Well, you'll never be dirty! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3278 The previous tenants had a lot of children. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3279 And the all new appliances come with custom windows and water views! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3280 Starch is 50 dollars more per month. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3281 As for detergent, I'm pretty sure Costco carries what you'll need. 1.2394 0.06172 71 60 7 4
3282 This place has cycled on and off the market a lot. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3283 As promised in the ad, a self-cleaning house so relaxing that you'll never want - nor be able to - leave. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
3284 We have a Donald Trump policy— we separate the whites from the darks. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3285 I understand. If you're not planning on having children, then perhaps another ... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3286 Your utility bill will be quite large. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3287 It used to be a drycleaner 1.2394 0.05836 71 60 7 4
3288 You'll want to move, these turn over quickly. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3289 I'll do you one better: an in-washer-and-dryer unit. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3290 Well, the water pressure is great. 1.2394 0.05481 71 57 12 2
3291 Wash your step. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3292 They're really cleaning up the neighborhood... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3293 It's a fabulous unit. No dishwasher, unfortunately. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3294 And here we have a modern, efficient, double stack unit that would cost you mere quarters a day! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3295 The only real downside is lugging everything upstairs to dry. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3296 And, of course, heat and hot water are extra. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3297 I'm sure you'll appreciate a self-cleaning condo. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3298 Our most recent model is designed for homeowners who view the world through a different lens. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3299 Side by Side is preferred. These are a bargain. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3300 It's an ideal place for parents with many children or pets to wash. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3301 The only downside is that people will want to come over to do theirs. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3302 Perfect for neighborhood mixers. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3303 No thanks. Nowadays, we prefer to hand-wash and air-dry our clothes. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3304 Unit is included in laundry. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3305 I can give you a clean deal on this unit. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3306 You'll be pleased to know that these giant machines will keep your neighborhood whiter than white. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3307 Granted these units are unconventional, but I can guarantee they are very clean! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3308 Unfortunately, there is no apartment inside, but there’s one on every corner. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3309 The upstairs unit has a built-in sprinkler system, and the downstairs unit has heated floors... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3310 ... and there's very little street noise. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3311 It stops the coronavirus, plus you don’t have to take showers, and it’s an amazing adventure ride for the end of a long day. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3312 It’s cool. The coop board prohibits use between midnight and 5am. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3313 The second floor flat is dryer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3314 We're fully integrated, ying-yang, mix whites and coloreds in-the-same-load. We're that kind of place! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3315 The original owner made his fortune in laundromats. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3316 This used to be a rough & tumble neighborhood, but it's pretty clean now 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3317 One of Frank Lloyd Whirlpool’s classic designs” 1.2394 0.06172 71 59 8 4
3318 Stackables aren't just for small spaces anymore. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3319 Of course, they’re Energy Star. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3320 The only downside is that they’re coin-operated. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3321 Just one more example of all the mayor is doing to clean up the neighborhood! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3322 ...and just ignore the downstairs neighbors if they complain about wet ceilings. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3323 These are the stackable units, the side by side's are on the next block 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3324 Unfortunately, water is not included in rent. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3325 And, best of all, there is no cleaning fee! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3326 Yes, this one does come with a dishwasher 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3327 I’m just a bit worried about the water bill. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3328 Elon is selling it because he is officially moving to Mars. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3329 And you'll get lots of exercise! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3330 Don't worry, you don't need to separate whites and colors. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3331 Back entrance goes to the dryer. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3332 This washer/dryer comes with two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and convenient off-street folding space. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3333 Don't worry, they only wash on Sunday. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3334 Best ever for bright whites. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3335 You don't find a cleaner duplex anywhere 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3336 And...as an added incentive to reside here, you are allowed to pay your rent in quarters! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3337 It's our new, super clean, coronavirus model. Want to give it a spin? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3338 Buy one, get one free.& 1.2394 0.06489 71 60 6 5
3339 This washer/dryer unit comes with a built-in studio apartment. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3340 I'm sure you'll be comfortable here. It's a cold water flat. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3341 On the bright side, you'll never need to clean. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3342 You’ll never wash a window again. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3343 Our microwave oven and toaster themes are currently in the works. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3344 you Both need to enter those washing machines sanitizer before entering the house 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3345 The dryers are only 3 doors down. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3346 The spin cycle is a real hit with the kids. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3347 I don't want to air their dirty laundry, but the sellers are getting divorced. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3348 And there's a coin operated apartment just two blocks away. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3349 And the onsite washing facility has the capacity to clean everything you own daily, as is now necessary. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3350 The deposit is a thousand quarters. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3351 No, "laundry is unit" wasn't a typo in the listing. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3352 In the current rental market, tenants can sometimes feel like they're going in circles. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3353 now this landlord is looking for a front loaded lease and would require three months rent up front. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3354 Unmarried and catholic, right? So this one washes away your sins, basically while you are in the act of doing it. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3355 This one just came on the market, it has built-in washer and dryer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3356 For those looking for a fresh start. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3357 A house that cleans itself! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3358 Just make sure you select the right life cycle... And, yes, you will have to take your clothes off. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3359 The residence comes complete with a fully integrated anti-Covid sanitizing system. You can control it from an app on your phone from up to 50 miles away! 1.2394 0.04470 71 60 8 3
3360 Given the state of things, it’s great for anyone who likes to host. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3361 These new hydro-lofts are becoming VERY popular as entry level units 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3362 Tim Leary, Frank Gehry, and Warhol roomed together for a while. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3363 Hey! Lets make a washable society. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3364 I know what you're thinking.. well, I actually can't 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3365 And you’ll have your own apartment in the basement... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3366 The disinfecting cycle can sync with your crock pot so that everything is done before you get home 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3367 You’ll be far less agitated in these new units! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3368 The metaphor is included with the apartment. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3369 You guys like tilt-a-whirls? 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3370 The rooms are self-cleaning. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3371 Sure, it’s progressive--but it still separates the darks and the lights.” 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3372 Curb appeal isn't great, but it's really easy to disinfect yourself when you get home. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3373 It was designed by Frank Lloyd Maytag 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3374 It’s coin operated. A terrific income property. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3375 and the rent is only $1.25...every 14 minutes. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3376 Amenities include an anti-wrinkle setting and 42 unmatched socks. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3377 This place is a wash! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3378 No need to do dishes, or take showers or wash your clothes in this one as long as you leave the wash cycle on! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3379 It's the cleanest duplex on 48th Street. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3380 Most of the time its a quiet neighborhood 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3381 Later, when you get the joke, you'll laugh your ass off. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3382 It's a landmark in pandemic design. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3383 100% eco friendly recycled home 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3384 The spin cycle can be a little disorienting at first, but you get used to it. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3385 Sanitizes at the touch of a button. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3386 It's a very clean neighborhood. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3387 Vacation? Don’t worry . . . It’s self-service! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3388 This home has fabulous windows! It allows all your neighbors to see your dirty laundry! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3389 There's also space for an apartment. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3390 It’s the new normal setting. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3391 Easy to clean and the walls are so pretty they will leave you dizzy! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3392 The only problem is finding curtains. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3393 At least this one won’t take you to the cleaners. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3394 Some say derivative 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3395 It’s self sanitizing! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3396 It's perfect for washing your dirty linen in private. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3397 It's the only one in the area that has a washer-dryer hook-up. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3398 Welcome to Washington Heights. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3399 "Don't worry; these don't require separating lights and darks." 1.2353 0.05970 68 56 9 3
3400 Clean living, just a short spin from everything 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3401 The previous renters were convicted of money laundering. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3402 Great place! First floor is gentle and one flight up is rough & tumble! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3403 It's South-facing so your laundry will dry faster. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3404 Well, the front loaders use less water and are much quieter, so only the neighbors right next door get agitated by it. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3405 You’re in luck! The seller just lowered the price to three-million two-hundred thousand quarters. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3406 out of town owners, motivated sellers, but they want all cash, in rubles 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3407 Come on in and you can take the condo for a spin. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3408 It's the new spin on walkups 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3409 It's the perfect front for money laundering 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3410 It's an entirely new concept for a community laundromat; we're very excited about it! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3411 We have taken wash and wear to the next level--dwell and disinfect 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3412 Sure, it's front loaded, but you can pay more each month towards the principal. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3413 One red sock and the interior was ruined. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3414 Whatever you do, don't ring the bell. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3415 In this case the benefit is rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3416 Now this is more of a rough and tumble neighborhood. 1.2353 0.05970 68 56 9 3
3417 A clothesline? No, it doesn't have one. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3418 They’re even self-cleaning! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3419 ...and our spin class is the best in the city. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3420 It's post modern, high tech, and it has a rinse cycle. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3421 When we cycle through you'll note that there are beautifully integrated original details throughout. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3422 A luxury typically reserved only for those in the suburbs! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3423 And this model is a favorite of large families. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3424 And there’s a shared apartment in the basement. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3425 You try making money in this economy... 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3426 And you only have to do laundry annually. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3427 Of course, the downside is that it has an energy rating of F. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3428 My goodness you are perceptive, it is in the American Appliance Revival Style. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3429 ...and that one is a front loading condo with a built-in whirlpool and sauna! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3430 WASH WITH LIKE COLORS ONLY signs. You'll never get the apartment, but our lawyers need a test couple! 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3431 It used to have a roach problem. Now it's the cleanest building on the block. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3432 The owner insists on payment in quarters. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3433 I know two of them are very clean! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3434 It's the very first commission from Frank Lloyd Maytag. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3435 This new architecture has a fresh, clean feeling. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3436 And it comes with 2 "Wash-me-Kleen" front doors! They prevent pandemics & fascism from soiling your home. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3437 Very few of these front loading models on the market. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3438 You'll need to be a little flexible - the giants do laundry on Tuesdays. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3439 You'll have to pay a maintenance fee, but it's a wash. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3440 ...and, as you can see, the laundromat is centrally located. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3441 ‘The spin cycle rocks the place.” 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3442 You can only hear the machines when they are in spin cycle at the same time ! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3443 As promised, here's your "two-unit community washer dryer..." 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3444 Would you care to take it for a spin? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3445 It's the latest thing -- a two-story wash-up 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3446 Does it come with a house? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3447 As a bonus you get to keep all the lost socks. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3448 It’s the cleanest condo on the block, ! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3449 It's a newly renovated washer and drier unit. Plenty of natural light. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3450 Its just a cycle . 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3451 Move in should be easy. The building is front-loading. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3452 Coin operated charm, and updated top to bottom. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3453 An apartment should be available soon. The occupancy rate here is very cyclical. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3454 Parents: please be assured these supersized sanitizing machines meet the CDC guidelines! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3455 And these are your neighbors, the Washingtons. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3456 Yes, washer/dryer IS included. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3457 There's nothing like a washer-dryer duplex to attract friends and neighbors. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3458 The roof terrace has pop-up ironing boards and you can share the washing line. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3459 The neighborhood is very clean, too. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3460 These stackable units take clean living to a whole new level. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3461 It's very clean inside. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3462 New York's first delicate cycle townhouse. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3463 And you pay your mortgage with quarters! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3464 Wait til you see the dryers. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3465 And this is where the 1% launder their money 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3466 This contemporary two-floor features a motion pool on the main level and a rotating sauna on the upper. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3467 Sleep can be a bit rough, but you always feel clean in the morning. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3468 Trust me, you’re both going to love the spin cycle! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3469 The Association decided to use a single user. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3470 The top house is clean, but the bottom tumbles. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3471 No dishwasher, though. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3472 You're buying at great time in the cycle. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3473 we better hurry, the offers are tumbling in 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3474 The only things not included in the property are the washer and dryer. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3475 Taxes low, utilities high. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3476 The seller is really trying to clean up the neighborhood. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3477 You should see the size of the double oven. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3478 The apartment itself is about a mile from here. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3479 Yes, it's slowly gentrifying but the good thing is that nobody is left with any dirty laundry 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3480 The previous tenants really got a kick out of the spin cycle 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3481 Actually, it's a Maytag not a Warhol. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3482 You wouldn’t believe the turnover in this neighborhood. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3483 And you won't find a cleaner house on the market. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3484 The rent’s actually cheap for this neighborhood...the utilities on the other hand are borderline ridiculous. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3485 If you're looking for larger quarters, you can't beat this beauty. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3486 As for the re-sell value, you'll clean up 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3487 It's a small place, but it's clean and dry. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3488 You might need to make sure your furniture is balanced before for the spin cycle. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3489 The neighborhood places a high premium on a clean house. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3490 If you'd like,I can show you a top-loading unit. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3491 It's really not that bad. Our Wash-In-Place order only keeps you suspended for a minute or two. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3492 The maintenance fees are about average, but the soap fees run a little high 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3493 This one’s really swish! 1.2353 0.05182 68 54 13 1
3494 We call this The Washer-Dryer-Gentrifier 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3495 And this is the washer and dryer unit. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3496 It's inspired on how Trump funded his buildings. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3497 I hope in-laundry unit isn’t a dealbreaker. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3498 Super clean building but the second floor gets a little warm. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3499 The spin cycle is most couples favorite feature 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3500 They're both front-loaders! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3501 Every New Yorker’s dream. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3502 And for one reason or another, this one ALWAYS stays clean! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3503 And look, it’s right across the street from the community laundromat! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3504 This one is rent free but you have to the laundry for the city. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3505 Business in this area literally goes through cycles. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3506 It’s got loads of character. And laundry. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3507 This is a Covid self cleaning townhouse, which as you may note may also be used for your laundry. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3508 ...and notice the clean lines in the design. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3509 The dryer sheets are pretty big, but they can double as a blanket. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3510 This is our Maytag model. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3511 I'm in the Neighborhood Wash Program. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3512 'It's a good deal, but the seller is only accepting payment in quarters" 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3513 On the bright side, you don't have to pay for laundry. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3514 Here, Life is Good. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3515 If you lived here, you’d be a wash and fold by now. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3516 Of course in the summer, it's cold water only. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3517 The downstairs can be a bit dank, but the upstairs is always warm and dry. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3518 Yes, unfortunately, there are still places where they don’t want the coloreds mixed in with the whites. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3519 "And, the running treadmill is to die for." 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3520 Our new high efficiency units 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3521 And it’s clean. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3522 By moving in here, your life will do a 180º change...many times. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3523 Just make sure you hold on to your socks upon entering. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3524 As you can see, in-unit washer and dryer are allowed. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3525 Now I know what you’re thinking, but it gets a ton of natural light. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3526 All new meaning to the term ‘in unit’ washer/dryer 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3527 If you thought our other renovations had your heads spinning... 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3528 The architect is a visionary. Repurposed shipping containers was just so pre-pandemic. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3529 It’s the latest in sanitizing duplexes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3530 The apartment comes with central wash and dry. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3531 They’re apartment-sized! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3532 no, but there is a laundromat around the corner. Why do you ask? 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3533 ...but it only has one oven? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3534 the neighbors are a bit wishy-washy but they appear to be decent folks 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3535 And it's entirely made of cake! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3536 Next up we have a lovely 0 bed 0 bath 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3537 So this place comes with a washer and dryer unit believe it or not 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3538 This home is fresh, modern, and clean, but we only accept quarters. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3539 Finally, a perfect means to wash your money 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3540 It’s widely considered the best post-Maytagist architecture in the city. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3541 It’s really big in Japan. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3542 They got tired of trips to the laundromat. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3543 It’s nice but I think we’re looking for something with less spin. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3544 ‘..the Community Club House is auto-sanitized after every use..’ 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3545 Plus, it comes with a five year service warranty. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3546 These are our vent stabilized units 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3547 And these buildings are cleverly disguised as cameras to hide the fact that they look so much like washing machines 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3548 This unit is to DRY for 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3549 It’s our novel all-in-one, twin sanitising system - a full wash and scrub for visitors downstairs and one right above for those who forget to social distance indoors. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3550 As you can see, local officials have really made an effort to clean up the neighborhood lately 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3551 You can also do your laundry on the inside 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3552 This unit has advanced space-saving features. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3553 Think what you will save on utilities 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3554 Management keeps the building spotless, but you do have to pay the HOA fees in quarters. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3555 These are self-cleaning 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3556 You know, washer and dryer in-unit are hard to come by 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3557 A rare opportunity; tenant turnover is surprisingly low. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3558 Yes, Sears has brought back the DYI home building kits. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3559 Perfect for the COVID lifestyle- eat, sleep, rinse, and repeat. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3560 Plus, you'll have your own personal apartment! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3561 It comes with your own procrastinating son and disturbing cat.” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3562 This property has seen a lot of churn. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3563 and your neighbors will be the Maytag sisters 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3564 The last owner had a lot of dirty laundry. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3565 these young new architects were really inspired from their tide pod challenge days, this one may have swallowed some 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
3566 Why yes - the architect was indeed a disciple of the Kenmore style... However did you guess? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3567 It’s fine, but we keep whites and coloreds separate. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3568 And it comes with a signed copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3569 You just preload your rent payments onto a swipe card. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3570 There’s plenty of closet space. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3571 It was just flipped. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3572 This is our latest model. Completely virus free. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3573 And it comes with a change machine. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3574 The apartment comes with the washer dryer. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3575 The complex also has a spin cycle studio 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3576 The former owner really cleaned this place up! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3577 They're our newest duplex with a river view. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3578 At least it's squeaky clean 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3579 You get the morning light, but you do have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3580 The previous owners went to jail for money laundering. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3581 It’s all new appliances. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3582 Rotation. Rotation. Rotation. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3583 Make sure you have big loads. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3584 ... but be aware that this house will break down the week after the warranty expires. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3585 Sadly, no, there's dishwasher. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3586 Be aware, the neighborhood kids may tag the building. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3587 You get incredible value at this stage of the cycle. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3588 And your laundry day is on Thursdays, along with the other 99 families on your block. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3589 When we said in-unit washer and drying, this isn't what we meant. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3590 The top floor is warm and inviting. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3591 This place is so clean! Care for a spin? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3592 The previous owner left it high and dry. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3593 It's the new Andy Warhol Centre. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3594 The best part is rent only costs $1.50 per cycle. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3595 Honest.....These are clean units. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3596 Folks, you'll never need quarters again. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3597 Watch out for lint. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3598 Utilities are included. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3599 10000 quarters a month, do not overload with children, no pets. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3600 I know what you are thinking, but I promise you that you won't get soaked and hung out to dry if you buy this property! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3601 Dryer sheets are included but you'll pay for detergent separately 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3602 You’d be surprised what people’s priorities are. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3603 A Mr. Maytag had it built for his daughter. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3604 And over here is our socially distanced washer and dryer. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3605 ...and it comes with a small studio as well! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3606 Wanna take a spin? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3607 Actually, it doesn’t have a laundry room. It was built during the architect’s Ironic Period. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3608 Would you like to see my deep fryer in the back? 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3609 The apartments here are self-cleaning, but the management is not responsible for damage to your furniture. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3610 Efficiency living comes to the upper east side. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3611 The title is definitely clean, and the basement is definitely dry 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3612 Well it depends if you prefer the dryer side of the building... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3613 Yes, I would say it's a very clean neighorhood. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3614 t's a mixed industrial/residential neighborhood. " 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3615 Just keep the dark wash separate from the light wash and make sure the pockets are empty. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3616 If you don't like the washer motif, we can offer you dryers on the next block. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3617 Don't worry. There's a change machine one block over. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3618 This one has coin-operated bedrooms on the lower level. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3619 It's a self-cleaning unit. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3620 Cool, chic, and will keep you clean and dry 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3621 It’s perfect for money laundering. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3622 If you're having triplets, this model is for you. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3623 You can just tumble out of bed and be in the park in minutes! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3624 Buyers love the stainless steel appliances throughout. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3625 The interior is loaded with possibilities that will have your mind spinning! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3626 If you want a tour, I can squeeze you in with the fabric softener. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3627 First and last months' quarters are on me. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3628 Residents also have access to free spin cycling classes. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3629 And I don't need to tell you that the mortgage interest is front loaded. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3630 The view of the park is great, though a little topsy turvy. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3631 It's Mies's "Mid Spin-Cycle Modern." 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3632 Rent is due on the first. In quarters. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3633 And this is where the student agitators live. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3634 And you don't have to be a germophobe in a plague to appreciate this dream house. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3635 Very clean inside. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3636 It’s platinum LEED certified 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3637 Just run it on the delicate cycle until you get used to it. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3638 On the positive side, your clothes are always clean. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3639 Clean livin 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3640 Why yes, I do have a current listing for a side-by-side top loader that opens to roof deck on 89th street just off Park Avenue; but I am afraid it is over your price range. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3641 Now you can wash all your dirty linen in public at a discounted rate. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3642 If you ever lose a sock, you just download an app and it finds it for you. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3643 Heat conservation, water recycling, 175-pound load capacity, wet wash hand off -- so no need to carry garments upstairs. That's not all. In back there's a 64-burner stove and a two-story fridge! Let's take a look inside, shall we? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3644 Why have just a laundry room when you can have a laundry house? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3645 The developer used it to launder money. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3646 Here's a very nice duplex 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3647 The coin building is right next door. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3648 This one is in your price range, but you'll have to pay in quarters. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3649 And here's a nice feature: it's self-cleaning. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3650 ...and this community doesn't allow unsightly closelines 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3651 The down payment must be in quarters. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3652 You should see the iron! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3653 They come with a ladder 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3654 The rent may seem a bit steep but heat and water are included. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3655 Now this home has an extra large laundry room. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3656 The Mafia used to own it. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3657 You misunderstood me. I said, 'it's in a washer and dryer unit.'' 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3658 Yes, the socks do convey. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3659 Owners swear it helps them cycle through the day better.” 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3660 The landlord is planning to add apartments in the basement 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3661 The views will leave you breathless. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3662 You just pop in there after work, and enter your home COVID-free. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3663 These folks will give you a nice cash discount, but it has to be in quarters. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3664 Yes, that was Paul Manafort’s. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3665 All they ask is that you pay the rent in quarters. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3666 A mortgage would be easy... it has a clean title. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3667 This condo has all the mod cons, but does require 25 cents every spin cycle. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3668 It's the darnest thing - most couples lose each other in this unit. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3669 Isn't this wonderful? It has so much more light than most, and the doors actually open to let in fresh air! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3670 The architects work at Maytag 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3671 The electric bills are high but the Sanitize option makes it worth it. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3672 The only real downside is more lost socks. 1.2273 0.04206 66 53 13 0
3673 This isn’t exactly what we meant by washer and dryer included. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3674 Now this next one recently became available when its last owner was caught trying to start a money laundering operation. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3675 Yes, it's loud, smelly and just plain bizarre. But after a week you won't even notice it! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3676 There was some miscommunication between the architect and the mob 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3677 Forget it, honey. This neighborhood is all washed up. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3678 Thursday is towel day. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3679 It will wash your worries away. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3680 It has a wonderful view to watch the world go 'round. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3681 Yes, the Tide is turning. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3682 We wash everything 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3683 Redecorate your home with the touch of a button! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3684 You can do your laundry, get your exercise, and watch the world go round all at the very same time. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3685 These are two of our more ecofriendly units. The use of fabric softener and dryer sheets is strictly prohibited and deemed actionable; there is also a nonsmoking policy. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3686 The landlord will throw in a free jumbo box of lint filters for your first month's rent. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3687 And here is the local, 24-hour laundromat! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3688 This one comes preloaded. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3689 It’s the latest in home energy design, 10 star rating and fully automatic 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3690 I noticed you said that a washer and dryer is a must-have... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3691 They’re a part of Michael Graves’ new project, “Architecture for a New Normal.” 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3692 Full discretion, the bottom floor floods easily...but that’s a positive. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3693 You're going to love this self-cleaning townhouse! 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3694 In case you're wondering, the one below doesn't work. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3695 First and last month in quarters please. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3696 The laundry basket is extra. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3697 The front door doubles as a soap dispenser. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3698 And you don't have to worry about noises from upstairs. It's set for delicates. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3699 I'm sorry; I thought you said you wanted a high RINSE apartment. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3700 ...aaand you won't even have to use street numbers when telling folks where you live. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3701 The recent renovations have really helped clean up the neighborhood. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3702 Washer and dryer are shared by all residents in the state. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3703 It's kinda fun once you get used to it 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3704 The seller will give you a great 'two-for-one' discount! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3705 Welcome to L'Aun-d'Arêtte, which in French Creole translates to 'Giant Year of Total Stoppage' 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3706 It’s a one-up, one-down, with a little damp in the basement. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3707 And with this price you won't get taken to the cleaners. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3708 You can't have a laundromat in the apartment but on the other hand. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3709 Sears was having a sale 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3710 Any change? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3711 The former CEO of Maytag used to live there. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3712 Nestled into a newly upscale neighborhood, this unique front-loading duplex has retained all the ambiance of its former laundromat location... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3713 Does the landlord accept quarters? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3714 Your kids are gonna love it. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3715 Unfortunately, water is not included in the rental price. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3716 Efficient and convenient, but not for the delicate. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3717 So there's one little wrinkle in the next place... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3718 It's contemporary, and the "rinse and spin" feature is fabulous! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3719 If you want a showing you'll need two dollars in quarters. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3720 It has the best spin cycle on the block. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3721 The next house we are going see was designed by Whirlpool. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3722 Our homes appeal to a wide range of people from heavy duty to delicate. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3723 And you'll like that the seller is throwing in a lifetime supply of laundry detergent. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3724 Yes, it's uncomfortable, but it has the cleanest rating of all Air BnBs. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3725 The previous owners had enough of the humidity. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3726 Our high efficiency units practically pay for themselves 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3727 And it’s even more efficient than it looks. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3728 Talk about efficiency. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3729 Of course you would need to be approved by the coin-op board before you could purchase. They are very picky but open to change. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3730 The washer and drier have the latest technology. You can wash and dry up to 2 adults plus 2 children and a pet. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3731 This one is wrinkle free. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3732 Now we will really put you thru the wringer 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3733 The top floor gets a bit warm, but it is more of a dry heat 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3734 And this lovely washer and dryer comes with it's own condo. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3735 The asking price will come down around President's Day. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3736 The mortgage interest is front loaded, too. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3737 Remember, you can't use it after 10PM 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3738 No doubt you've heard how the Russians are laundering money through U.S. real estate... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3739 It’s by the exclusive architectural collective, LG HE OMG. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3740 Sotheby's gives it a good spin. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3741 It’s the finest example of Post-Launderist architecture in the neighborhood. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3742 This is the ideal home for those who wish to wash their dirty laundry in public. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3743 You don't want this house. The last owner was dizzy ALL THE TIME. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3744 Rent is only 599 quarters a week! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3745 This unit actually has two laundry rooms. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3746 Detergent. Detergent. Detergent! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3747 You will never have to wonder where the laundry room is 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3748 The height is not the problem. Noise is the problem. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3749 Your unit will always be clean and dry. 1.2273 0.05418 66 54 10 2
3750 This home features both kosher and non-kosher appliances. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3751 It's a bit small but the windows really open up the place 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3752 You’re going to just love what they did with the dishwasher. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3753 The architect was laid off by General Electric - but he won design awards there. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3754 Oh, I thought you asked to see the HIGH efficiency apartments. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3755 You barely notice the noise! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3756 I‘my pretty sure we’ve been taken to the cleaners. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3757 If square footage isn't important, might I suggest cubic. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3758 Want to take this apartment for a spin? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3759 The spin cycle is a little wild, but you'll never need to hire a maid. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3760 It may look out of place here but it's all the rage in Washington, D.C. -- they love the spin cycle. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3761 The purchase price includes a two-year extended warranty. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3762 A self-cleaning house worth living in! A world-spinner! 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3763 These do come with in-unit units. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3764 Clean living is at a premium! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3765 Well, you wouldn't want your dirty laundry hung out to dry.. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3766 We're only accepting payment via quarters. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3767 And of course the laundry area is communal. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3768 Before we look at these units, I’ll ask that you wear a helmet. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3769 We're calling this model "The Westinghouse." 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3770 If you have three quarters I can show it to you. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3771 And, it’s spotless! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3772 I would show you the inside, but I don't have any quarters left. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3773 This is the Upper East Side dear...whites above and darks on the bottom. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3774 Sellers will provide 1,000 rolls of quarters at settlement. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3775 Well, this is Soho. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3776 And yes, it comes with a washer and dryer. No kitchen, though. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3777 The previous owner is in prison for money laundering. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3778 And Deutsche Bank has a convenient branch office right here. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3779 These actually just came in from Texas! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3780 ..and everyone who lives in the complex volunteers once a month to wash and dry all our clothes 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3781 By having all the tenants wash their clothes together, it saves water, energy, detergent, AND it creates relationships and fosters a sense of community. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3782 It's hard to find Covid Era homes with the original washer and dryer. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3783 I guarantee this is the cleanest unit on the market. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3784 It's the latest in COVID-19 living. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3785 Either way it's a wash. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3786 It's slightly over your budget, but I hear the sellers are highly agitated." 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3787 It gets a lot of light. And darks. 1.2273 0.05629 66 54 10 2
3788 And this one’s equipped with a live-in washer/dryer. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3789 And with these stackable's it's easy to add a third floor. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3790 It’s in the functionalist style. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3791 And this apartment? Well this is just the height of clean living! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3792 It's different, but it has very clean lines. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3793 The architect decided to give the people what they want. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3794 The neighbors are surprisingly quiet except on nights and weekends. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3795 The upstairs neighbors are a bit wishy-washy. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3796 The upstairs unit is dryer only. The good news is the laundromat is just two blocks away. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3797 We have it on the 'quick' setting to speed up the gentrification. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3798 But, honey, with the maintenance fees, it's a wash. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3799 The apartments are self-cleaning. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3800 wait till you see it after utilities are hooked up 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3801 There is a lot of dirty laundry in this neighborhood. 1.2273 0.06028 66 55 8 3
3802 Made for the active lifestyle, centrifugal lap pool downstairs and spin cycle studio upstairs 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3803 I know that you wanted laundry in the unit... 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3804 This model is for couples who don't mind airing their dirty laundry in public. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3805 This next place is very energy efficient. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3806 Join us for our morning and afternoon SpinCycle classes. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3807 I would strongly consider buying before the end of this cycle 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3808 This next home is perfect for the couple that values value high-efficiency features and ironic living. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3809 The rent is well below market to compensate for the water bill. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3810 All I know is that the buyer turned up one day with a suitcase full of cash 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3811 They are similar, but the upstairs unit has a dryer. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3812 The washer just sold, but the dryer will be available on the 3rd. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3813 In case you missed it,another feature is the apartment-sized washer and dryer. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3814 It’s a two bedroom, one bath and laundry for the building’s down the hall. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3815 The price is a little higher, but when you look at the tax advantages, it's pretty much a wash. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3816 Your kids will love it, especially on the spin cycle. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3817 Built especially to take advantage of the water view. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3818 Of course you will need an ironing board. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3819 We are offering one free month's rent and a six months' suppply of detergent. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3820 I assure you this is a clean investment. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3821 It’s a clean look. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3822 The rent is only $2,400 a month, but you have to pay in quarters. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3823 Perhaps you’d like one of our newer, self-sterilizing units. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3824 Wait till you see the walk in dry cleaner! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3825 This neighborhood is set to displacement cycle: rinse, gentrify, repeat 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3826 It's brand new, energy efficient, and the only thing you'll have to worry about is the spin cycle. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3827 Soaked in mortgage payments. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3828 Five more minutes and your condo will be Covid free. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3829 I think the mushrooms are kickin' in. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3830 The spin-cycle enhances marital bliss 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3831 This clean design is popular; it is stacked to not take you to the cleaners. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3832 You’ll never go to the laundromat again! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3833 Unfortunately this house does not have a laundry hook up but there's a convenient laundromat two blocks away 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3834 ...and it comes with a kitchen, living room, and bedroom in the basement. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3835 The seller is willing to go lower if you have coins upfront. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3836 The price will make your head spin! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3837 Sheila said we need it to air all the dirty laundry in public. 1.2273 0.05629 66 54 10 2
3838 Do you have change of a 5? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3839 Yes, the place cleans up well. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3840 This unit is so much brighter than our top-load model. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3841 The property taxes are paid quarterly. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3842 ...it has a number of set conditions to choose from, delicate is a personal favorite... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3843 We like it, but can you show us one that also has a dryer? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3844 And the landlord has agreed to waive the cleaning deposit. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3845 It originally belonged to Kanye West. Enough said? 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3846 This house was built for Mr Clean. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3847 The firm of Maytag, Whirlpool, Samsung, and Bosch ironed-out neighborhood complaints." 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3848 It's all the rage in Copenhagen! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3849 This building's up for rent, but you have to bring your own detergent! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3850 It’s a quiet neighborhood, but it does get a little bumpy during the spin cycle. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3851 the ancient romans would be impressed by how much our community baths have evolved. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3852 Built in 2020, this unit is perfect for throwing in the towel 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3853 In an attempt to be more energy efficient, we now do the entire neighborhood’s laundry all at once... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3854 The latest edition of gentrification to the area 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3855 Yea I thought you understood: this listing is literally just a washer/dryer unit 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3856 This is one of our efficiency homes. When you leave for the day, set the controls. Everything will either be ruined or lost by the time you return. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3857 Think of all the quarters you’ll save! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3858 It’s designed for High Efficiency New Yorkers 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3859 These new units don't require the separation of colors. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3860 And then there’s this beautiful laundrette 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3861 This next apartment I will show you cleans itself 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3862 And your apartment is right next to the new community energy-efficiency stackables. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3863 and here we have a beautiful combination unit... 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3864 The most disinfected property in the neighborhood... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3865 Get a load or three of this! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3866 The bonus feature is, here you may wash away your sins too.. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3867 Like the rest of the block, top unit is for whites. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3868 Flood insurance is suggested. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3869 These washer and dryer have an in-unit apartment. Amazing deal! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3870 No. The listing said, “washer and dryer IS unit.” 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3871 The neighborhood wash has really brought this community together 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3872 This unit takes cleanliness to a whole new level, which is convenient during this pandemic 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3873 "You get used to the suds and hot water; I live in one myself and I haven't washed my hands since! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3874 Money laundering? What gave it away? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3875 This apartment cleans up nicely. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3876 There’s no off street parking but laundry is included 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3877 and this is our clean living unit 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3878 Before the renovation it was an oven in here. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3879 uh...wouldn't it be just enough with washing hands for 30 seconds while we stay at home? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3880 I’m sorry, it’s not for rinse. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3881 This baby can fit so much spaghetti in it 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3882 No, pets are not allowed. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3883 This one is covid-ready! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3884 These washer and dryers come with in-unit apartments. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3885 The trees are mostly lint. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3886 Oh , absolutely. You've got to know when to fold 'em. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3887 Stunning renovation—but I hear the owners were really taken to the cleaners. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3888 The price will ultimately depend on how soiled or delicate you are. 1.2273 0.06028 66 55 8 3
3889 I hear the water pressure is amazing 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3890 The second one is for cleaning thoughts. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3891 Guaranteed corona-free. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3892 The unit is right next to the new Claes Oldenburg! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3893 It comes with self-clean functionality 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3894 This is the first bed bug resistant style apartment on the market 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3895 You too can be a part of the vicious cycle of gentrification 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3896 You’ll need first and last month’s rent, plus a 15% folder’s fee. And we only accept quarters. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3897 The previous owners kept the place really clean 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3898 The Down payment will have to be in quarters. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3899 I hear they’re trying to clean up the neighborhood. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3900 Laundry is-unit. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3901 This is not a great choice for a family who is easily agitated. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3902 All lost socks end up in the alley. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
3903 Unfortunately, this unit doesn’t come with a washer/dryer, but it does come equipped with a constant reminder of what you’re missing out on. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3904 It's our only listing with an in-unit washer and dryer. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3905 And just imagine...from the top floor you can watch the world go round. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3906 It's the community laundromat. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3907 Our self cleaning units. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3908 Vertigo-induced guests always say they had the best cleanup in years. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3909 What, you never heard of a Westing House? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3910 This next unit features first and second floor laundry. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3911 As you can see the unit does include a built-in washer and dryer 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3912 The location's great, but they are coin operated. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3913 It’s not just efficiency, it’s HIGH efficiency. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3914 All utilities are included except water. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3915 I believe they met in a laundromat. 1.2239 0.05131 67 54 12 1
3916 All I can tell you is the gentleman that lived here was running a money laundering operation... and he liked playing the tuba. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3917 Taxes on this property are very low.. It’s an energy efficient unit! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3918 Apartment hook-up is available 1.2239 0.05131 67 54 12 1
3919 Just wait ‘til you see the tax write-offs. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3920 Oh no, it was the fridge that said ‘there goes the neighborhood.’ 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3921 We recommend not using the "spin" function when people are indoors! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3922 You can always convert the lower unit to a dryer. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3923 But sorting day is fun! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3924 In-unit washer/dryer was at the top of your list. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3925 Ken Moore was considered an agitator in the post modern architecture scene. The rotunda will make your head spin. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3926 Incredible! The broker was telling the truth. It does have the highest ceilings on the block. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3927 On the plus side, this unit guarantees that you will meet each and everyone else in this complex. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3928 And this is our new covid - free model 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3929 It’s hi-rise but works great for low suds. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3930 Now this modern townhouse features big picture windows, and fluffs and folds with the push of a button. 1.2239 0.05947 67 56 8 3
3931 If you're really serious about this neighborhood, I have one word for you two: stackable, stackable, stackable. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3932 And, this was Christo's home here in Brooklyn. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3933 You are correct! It is a Jeff Koons house! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3934 The wash and dry feature of our building eliminates the trouble of hand-washing. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3935 Of course, the payments are front loaded as well. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3936 Every time you go in and come out smelling fresh, clean and bright 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3937 w/d IS unit. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3938 As I was saying, modern architecture has responded well to the demands of pandemic life. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3939 It has 360 degree views you could die for. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3940 This neighborhood used to be all top loading 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3941 Ensured germ free zone from your neighbors... 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3942 The rent on the next place can only be paid in quarters.” 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3943 No, it doesn't have a pool, but it does have two Whirlpools. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3944 It does get a little bit noisy on laundry days. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3945 The previous owner had an appliance store, and he took the signage with him 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3946 You'll love this house, it's self-cleaning! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3947 As you can see, laundry in the building has gone co-op. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3948 The rumor is that Trump built it to launder money. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3949 The previous owners loved sitting on the roof 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3950 It’s where lost socks go to live. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3951 We asked the architect to make us something fresh. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3952 I heard that she took him to the cleaners. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3953 It's by far the cleanest place on the block. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3954 The Trumps are going into the laundry business. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3955 Cleaning services and on-unit washer and dryer all included. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3956 It eliminates hand washing. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3957 It’s perfect for a growing young family, or a home-based shell company with lots of money to launder! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3958 Don't worry, it's a good neighborhood. These units don't see the agitation cycle happen very often 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3959 This is the Kenmore Estate built by the eccentric heir to the family fortune. She’s selling it at a wash. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3960 The second floor is much drier. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3961 The living facilities are located in the basement. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3962 . . . plus your car will be washed and blown dry. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3963 And it has two full baths. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3964 And it has unit-in-laundry. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3965 A half-pipe on each floor -- your kids'll love it! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3966 No AC but laundry is a cinch 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3967 It's a steal at 25 cents for five minutes 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3968 I know you asked for in-unit laundry. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3969 This is more entry-level. I won't be able to get you into a top-loader. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3970 The new way of living. Direct into washing machine and a dryer. New houses will be built like this. Super hygienic 😂😂 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3971 It’s not exactly in-unit, but big enough for your great grandmother’s heirloom fertility quilt. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3972 Since the pandemic, real estate has taken a tumble. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3973 Rent is $1,000 per month due in quarters 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3974 And here we have the clean environment that you asked for 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3975 And... this unit doesn’t require a cleaning deposit. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3976 didnt you say your kids are into tumbling? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3977 It’s the most sanitary unit on the block. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3978 And here you can take a look at our newest apartment renovation: Covid-19 style. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3979 On Zillow it looked less like a laundering front. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3980 The architect's dad put him through college as an appliance repairman. It's a tribute 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3981 You'll be a little dizzy but no viruses, guaranteed 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3982 The couple in the upstairs unit are retired and very quiet, so you won't be hearing a lot of shoes banging around at all hours of the night. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3983 This innovative post-modern design fills both floors with luminescence and the roof deck boasts one of the best views of the city. That being said, please be mindful of emptying the lint trap. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3984 As bikers, you will love the spin cycle 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3985 And also a lot of natural light. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3986 As you can see, we’re very serious about cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3987 The architect intended it to be a metaphor for our time. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3988 And here is the Purgatory. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3989 My guess is that architectural design, like fashion, sometimes runs in cycles. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3990 It's also self cleaning. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3991 Now you understand why the house was so cheap right? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3992 The condo association allows washers and driers but not disposals. or dishwashers. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3993 Why is such a great place even available? Well, after the previous tenants lost one of their twins in there, they just wanted to move out. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3994 Don't worry. The neighbor across the street has a dryer. You can always borrow theirs. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3995 Don't worry, it takes regular sized quarters. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3996 This unit is actually earthquake proof. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3997 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO CLEAN UP THE NEIGHBORHOOD 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3998 And this is what our mayor means when he says he's going to clean up the neighborhoods." 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3999 W'eve had some noise complaints in the past 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4000 Sure, it's noisy, but it keeps the neighborhood clean. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4001 ...and the design ensures you'll not be subject to market ups and downs. There may, be, however, a spin cycle..." 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4002 Democrats live on the left, Republicans on the right, and undecided occupy the middle. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4003 If you decide to have kids, you'll understand. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4004 And the lint trap converts into a meditation room. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4005 Sure, those combo washer/dryers from Korea are way more energy efficient, but these are for people with real money! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4006 Since last week, the list price has gone up by 25 cents. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4007 To answer your question, we have hung clotheslines on the roof. Plenty of sun and wind for drying. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4008 If you're interested, the down payment has to be made in quarters. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4009 The architect was capturing the near confluence of the Flat Iron building and Fashion Avenue. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4010 The architect used to be a designer for Maytag. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4011 The architect is Andy Warhol’s nephew. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4012 And really? Who needs anything else? 1.2188 0.05665 64 53 9 2
4013 The upstairs loft tends to be warm and dry, and the main floor downstairs can be a little damp. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4014 Don’t worry, our units have no problem mixing whites and non-whites. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4015 And this one has the house-in washer and dryer 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4016 It’s a lot to think about, yes, but the current owners are virtually wrinkle free! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4017 The lower unit is a bit humid, the upper can get hot and dry. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4018 It accommodates two blue whales quite comfortably. 1.2188 0.05208 64 52 11 1
4019 . . . and the lease comes with a free gallon of bleach! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4020 You’ll always go to sleep warm and to the sound of cascading water. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4021 This is a unique opportunity to live in a building made to look like an enormous washer-dryer combo. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4022 ...so I decided to sublet the dryer. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4023 It can be a bit loud during spin cycle, but otherwise gets great light. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4024 Unfortunately, the Housing Authority insists we separate the lights from the darks. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4025 It’s not so much in-unit as it is the unit 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4026 The view on top is slightly better, but otherwise it's a wash. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4027 And this is where the president of co-op association launders his money, now that everyone's working from home . . . 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4028 It includes an apartment. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4029 You'll be able to do everything in one load. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4030 It’s the only remaining example of Oldenburg’s appliance installation art. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4031 .... and no one thinks of robbing laundry.... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4032 This apartment building is just stacked with amenities! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4033 The rent is two quarters per ten minutes." 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4034 And there is a laundromat right in the neighborhood 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4035 No need for a home gym. Comes with a giant sauna and whirlpool. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4036 Of course, the stainless steel finish is an upgrade. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4037 This Unit is stacked with features. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4038 I'm legally obligated to disclose that every previous owner was brutally murdered here. I don't know why. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4039 Oh yes - the Whirlpool house has a whirlpool. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4040 Each new tenant is required to go through a complete vetting 'cycle' before leasing a unit. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4041 Filling the top one is the challenge 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4042 It all started with a roomba. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4043 I suggest you make an all cash offer in quarters. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4044 The first level alone is bigger than the shoebox you live in now. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4045 The Johnsons across the have the dryers. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4046 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4047 It comes with 10 years supply of detergent. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4048 In this market, a turnkey business is your best investment. 1.2188 0.05208 64 52 11 1
4049 Mark Zuckerburg designed it. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4050 The apartments are Corona-proof, you can use bleach in every cycle. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4051 Yes, Bosch has taken clean living to a whole new level. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4052 Its been fully updated to reflect current trends in ease of cleaning and reduced water use. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4053 Just make sure you clean the lint trap first. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4054 unfortunately in Brooklyn, we still have to separate our whites from our colors 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4055 It's a steal at three quarters. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4056 If you are really serious about clean living ....... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4057 The only downside is that rent must be paid in quarters. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4058 I think they took The Stack too literally. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4059 You'll need some quarters. Will that be a problem? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4060 And it makes wash day a breeze 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4061 They say it's a little dryer on the upper level. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4062 This townhouse is in your price range, but does require flood insurance. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4063 The previous owner was the president of Whirlpool. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4064 And if you're ever locked out, just grab a quarter off the sidewalk! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4065 Laundry hookups? Hmm, let me check to be sure. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4066 You only have to do a washload once a year. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4067 Yes, it's definitely avante garde; but just think how clean you'll be? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4068 The dryer is separate. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4069 It's a perfect starcher home. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4070 It's a fully restored Neo-Maytag, with all original fixtures. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4071 The rumor on the street is the previous owner was a money-launderer. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4072 However, it doesn't have any bathrooms. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4073 Actually, is-unit. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4074 Well, it certainly takes "clean living" to a whole new level. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4075 It's what happens when you let Oldenburg design the building. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4076 The neighbors ask that you refrain from using the spin cycle after 10:00 p.m. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4077 We prefer a neighborhood that doesn't separate whites and colors. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4078 You'll save a fortune on house cleaning! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4079 And it could be yours for only 2,565,480 quarters. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4080 And this particular Laundroflat has been reduced to three-million quarters due to minor static cling. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4081 Surprisingly, no. But there's a laundromat right down the street. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4082 And no more need to hoard quarters 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4083 You won't find an apartment any cleaner than this. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4084 After a while you won't even notice the spin cycle. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4085 I think you'll find that the downstairs is clean and the upstairs is dry. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4086 I think you'll like this one - it practically cleans itself! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4087 It's a terrific workout. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4088 They're in the process of white washing the neighborhood. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4089 If you spot something of concern, don't worry. It should come out in the wash. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4090 Super clean! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4091 I can't overstate the modern amenities of this property. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4092 Make sure you have plenty of quarters for rent! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4093 Not as homogeneous as you would think" 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4094 It really is the perfect teleworking home for ever laundry lady 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4095 The rent is great--only $1.75 for 45 minutes. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4096 Modern was a no, but how about this nice Neo-Functional? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4097 The appliance store offered us a deal we couldn't resist... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4098 It turns out to be a lot more cost efficient than a side by side. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4099 It's a two-story walk-up but has a full-size washer/dryer. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4100 The downside is that this one doesn't have its own washer or dryer. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4101 Unit-in washer and dryer. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4102 Claes Oldenburg 1.2188 0.04965 64 52 11 1
4103 And, here's the laundromat. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4104 It's got a great view of the ocean 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4105 And it's perfect for all your future life cycles too. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4106 They accept dollars, coins and credit cards 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4107 Let me tell you about the buyer protection plan. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4108 This isn't just a house. It's a lifestyle. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4109 And this lovely washing machine comes with a two bedroom apartment. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4110 Good Housekeeping 2020 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4111 Donald says two minutes in the spin cycle, and the Corona Virus will magically disappear 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4112 And Bonus! This unit comes with a washer and dryer. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4113 One's for colours and one's for whites 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4114 It comes with separate closets for brights, whites and delicates. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4115 Deluxe Covid-free Condo Combo . 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4116 As you can see, it's the cleanest building in the area. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4117 You can get quarters from the manager. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4118 On the bright side, keeping the place clean won't be a problem. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4119 I can’t show you the upper unit until after the spin cycle is complete 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4120 The washer and dryer for the entire complex is conveniently located in your unit 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4121 Gentrification- separating whites from coloreds 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4122 up stairs or downstairs apartment? mmm, I' d say its a wash 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4123 So, I have to tell you the previous owners had more than their fair share of dirty laundry. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4124 This will be much easier to get into than the top-loader I showed you last time. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4125 No, but there’s a laundromat only three blocks away! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4126 Yes, it was Monk's. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4127 Lint removal is not covered by the landlord 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4128 Yes, this is the Washington Building. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4129 The top floor is washed out, but you can take the lower one for a spin. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4130 Still under the same management to this day, this is one of the very first businesses ever purchased by America's president, Donald J. Trump 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4131 It’s part of our new hygentrification program! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4132 And did I mention that they're leaving the three bedrooms and two baths? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4133 We call it built-on appliances. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4134 Rauschenberg circa 1959 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4135 The sellers have kept the home spotless. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4136 The swim team housing includes a Whirlpool. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4137 And that's why it's called Washington Heights! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4138 The bottom floor is for colors 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4139 Spinning? Yes, we offer spinning. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4140 Clean living at its finest and the laundromat is only a block away. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4141 These are for people who are really loaded. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4142 They're only accepting quarters for down payment 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4143 You will be getting closer and closer to the city center after each spin 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4144 Um, no. Surprisingly, the units do not come with washer dryers. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4145 At first, it was just a contingency plan for the second wave 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4146 This one is more expensive because it has in unit laundry, but the view is to die for. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4147 It’s lovely, but we really prefer the look of a side-by-side. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4148 Yep, just want to be careful to not run them at the same time... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4149 we can make it work for rent controlled 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4150 Your neighbors would be very clean. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4151 This one is both efficient and sanitary. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4152 The whole neighborhood is crazy about cleanliness these days 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4153 And the price is reduced since it's out of box 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4154 The building is an authentic Frank Lloyd Wrinse. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4155 As you know, the housing market is going through a vicious cycle. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4156 Clean curb appeal. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4157 This neighborhood is rapidly becoming detergentrified as you can see 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4158 This isnt what I thought they meant when they said they were cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4159 Neighbour are really strict about the white/colour policy 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4160 It’s an all-inclusive unit. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4161 Some of the folk in the street believe the neighbors may be laundering money 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4162 Here we have a great washer dryer with an in-unit one-bedroom. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4163 It doesn’t have an in unit kitchen or bathroom. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4164 we’re really lucky! the current homeowners have been gracious enough to allow showings between spin cycles 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4165 And the best part is: you can pay the deposit in quarters. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4166 Andy Warhol lived here for a short time years ago! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4167 Following wall street is the money laundering district. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4168 This is where we dry our clothes soaked in wasted tears. Two blocks from the G train! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4169 The couple originally wanted side by side but this being Manhattan, they ended up with stackable.. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4170 I know, I know, but just wait - the inside will have your head spinning! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4171 Each unit has its own apartment! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4172 This is Manhattan.... What makes you think this unit comes with in unit washer and dryer? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4173 yes, they’re coin-op 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4174 The spin cycle on these apartments really breaks up a frat part. I can tell you that. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4175 And the on-site gym is famous for its spin cycle classes. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4176 For some reason they've had high turnover. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4177 It’s a wonderful townhouse, newly remodeled. The only drawback is that it doesn’t have its own laundry. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4178 2020's a wash. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4179 It’s actually saved me so much time. I can throw my husband, kids, and dog into the same load, it’s great! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4180 This 350 square foot apartment fits a washer and dryer perfectly! But that’s about it. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4181 It comes with complimentary 1000 count dryer sheets 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4182 It's a look. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4183 ...and, there's a 'delicates' cycle for when the baby comes. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4184 The good news is you can do all your laundry in one load. The bad news is it’s not easy to get your wet laundry up into the dryer. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4185 For some, the in-unit washer and dryer are just not enough. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4186 It comes fully furnished! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4187 Well, it's by a little-known architect, Freddie Maytag IV. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4188 In this Topsy-Turvy world of today, this might be your best bet. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4189 Oh, those are offices where someone named Drumpf processes financial transactions from Russia. 1.2131 0.05022 61 50 10 1
4190 No, no, I said it's great for both whites and COLORS. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4191 Its available, but they separate whites and colors. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4192 The money launderer and drier used to stand alone. They blend in better now with the trees. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4193 It's the new GE "History of Washers & Dryers" Exhibit 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4194 It's Covid-Modern Style, with plenty of natural light of course. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4195 Ironically, there are no washer/dryers in any of the units." 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4196 And it has state-of-the-art community living quarters in the basement. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4197 Amenities include Neighborhood Watch AND Neighborhood Wash 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4198 Our Lobby offers the most Modern Sanitation Accommodations... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4199 This is our "self-cleaning" condo!!! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4200 Comes with 3 bedrooms and a dual rinse cycle. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4201 You can only live her from 9 am to 9 pm, otherwise the neighbors will complain. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4202 Just sing "Happy Birthday" twice and you are good to go. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4203 The good news is: the apartment has a laundry room. The bad news is: that’s it. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4204 Are you guys looking for a fluff-heat or spin-cycle vibe? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4205 Front loading; no agitation. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4206 Instead of making the apartment big enough to hold a washer, we've found it's more economical to go in the other direction! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4207 Additionally, there are a number of prominent politicians that live in our community. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4208 And the added bonus is your home laundry -- so convenient. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4209 Our brand new units come standard with EZ-Gentrify. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4210 It's the latest in duplex living. Wash upstairs and spin dry downstairs. 1.2131 0.05780 61 51 8 2
4211 Yes, the reputation laundering is built into this location... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4212 Interestingly enough the home has no appliances. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4213 It's great for delicate whites AND mixed colors. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4214 You two will be the cleanest people in this town. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4215 You will notice they are both the same color. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4216 Most developer’s are going green,we’re going clean. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4217 This house offers the latest in Covid-Clean amenities. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4218 The advantage is that can run gargantuan loads and, it's ecological since you you can line dry your clothes on the roof. The disadvantage, of course, is that you spend a lot of time sloshing about in suds and water - I hope you don't get seasick! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4219 When he was new and struggling, the architect lived above a laundromat. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4220 it doubles as an excellent hiding spot 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4221 Brainwashing up top...Money laundering down below. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4222 No worries! The spin cycle is bi-partisan. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4223 Sock night is a real hoot. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4224 With a dryer in the Hamptons, you'll have it made. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4225 It's a combination garage and car wash. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4226 ..and if you live here, all your troubles will come out in the wash! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4227 The former owners took in laundry. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4228 And you no longer have to pay for housecleaning! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4229 What do you say we take one last spin through before you throw in the towel. 1.2131 0.05780 61 51 8 2
4230 The downside, you have to have four quarters to get in. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4231 All of your washer and dryer needs in one unit. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4232 It's an older style, yes. But the top-loaders always close over the asking price. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4233 its only a few blocks from the nearest refrigerator. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4234 One good thing about this one is that it comes with a reduced self-cleaning deposit. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4235 Unfortunately the previous tenants hung us out to dry. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4236 Not to put any spin on it, but........ 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4237 This is perfect for you. It has special features for whites and colored. 1.2131 0.05780 61 51 8 2
4238 Rent covers all utilities and Dramamine. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4239 The soap is not included in the list price. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4240 Touring the Apartment requires 4 quarters 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4241 We call it the "reàlistic" 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4242 And what's best, the laundry is built in! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4243 This is our new Covid-19 model. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4244 Don’t listen to them it’s all spin 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4245 We were going for a cruise ship vibe! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4246 I assure you, the shared washroom is much more subtle. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4247 It's for the niche market of obsessive compulsive. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4248 The lease comes with a guarantee to erase all memories of the administration’s past 4 years 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4249 A good investment, and great for laundering money 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4250 We can forgo the 3% on each end. It's a wash. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4251 I think you'll enjoy our two-story wash-ups. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4252 ''... and its not been whites only upstairs for quite a while now '' 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4253 Yes, but the rooftop has the best views on this block 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4254 Think of them as a long-term investment. You'll totally clean up if you buy both. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4255 You can even wash and dry any elephant in the room 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4256 Yes, the builder went big with the laundry but don't forget the 3 rules of real estate, " location, location, location". 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4257 Make an offer. The owner is eager to sell. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4258 The place is still a bit topsy-turvy. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4259 This is the perfect place for you to have the clean start you were looking for... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4260 Now here is the latest in townhouse design, a duplex for clean living! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4261 If you get this unit you need to come with your big boy pants on. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4262 Ready to clothes? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4263 I thought the ad said, washer and dryer IN unit? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4264 So you can put your kids in here 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4265 Every now and then, that one rogue red sock results in a week of pink clothes for the entire neighborhood. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4266 Mc Donald’s? Three blocks left... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4267 it's a modern style 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4268 It's the next big thing. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4269 Your concern is valid, but I’ve been told the water bill is quite reasonable. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4270 This neighborhood even features a money launderer 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4271 The tenants that used to live here are washed up and dried out. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4272 Clean Architecture at it's best 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4273 Other clients are tumbling head over heels for these units! I suggest you do too! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4274 We already have this Jeff Koons´s signature house. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4275 The top floor has washed up tenants, and down stairs is renting to those drying out. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4276 The rent is so low because it's money laundry. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4277 The good news is they're not coin operated. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4278 This particular landlord is looking for high efficiency tenants. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4279 'you can wash your clothes while you are still wearing them! it is pretty fantastic, isn't it?' 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4280 The sellers are highly motivated. They're willing to throw in whatever spare change you can find. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4281 The next block over is the kitchen. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4282 It’s a new Covid feature. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4283 It's the neighborhood's first condo laundromat. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4284 Its the post modern work of a group of Japanese Architecture students 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4285 The disinfecting cycle takes only 30 secs for an individual and a minute for the family. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4286 It's a wash up. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4287 One cycle, and your entire home is Covid free! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4288 The duplex appliances look is all the rage. These people have turned their lint traps into Koi ponds! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4289 All of the units are efficient efficiencies. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4290 Laundry hookup isn't included. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4291 Salvator Dali was a previous owner, and one day he ran out of canvas. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4292 This listing built exclusively for the budding tide-pod connoisseur. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4293 We have a rainy season and a dry season. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4294 Our first Bitcoin condo 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4295 You get great roof views with these front-loaders. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4296 Of course they're shared. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4297 It's our new matching combo condo. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4298 This property is perfect for those who feel that merely washing their hands is not sufficient in these days of Covid. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4299 As long as you live in this apartment, EVERYTHING is washed automatically! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4300 While this apartment doesn't have any showers, tenants haven't found it to be an issue. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4301 In this stackable washer dryer unit you'll find a lovely one bedroom efficiency. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4302 This was formerly part of the historic Maytag Mansion. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4303 The previous owner was the captain of a whaling ship. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4304 Spin? You think I need to spin these? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4305 it will show better once the rinse cycle is finished 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4306 This building is specifically designed for pandemics. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4307 Well, yes-- perfect for money laundering, since you ask. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4308 So, are you ready clothes the deal? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4309 You can also launder your money here - easier than the Cayman Islands 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4310 There are loads of eyes o this one. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4311 The architect later went on to produce other innovative designs based on refrigerators and toaster ovens. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4312 You can set it up remotely by your mobile app but be careful of public Wi-Fi 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4313 I’m sure you’re familiar with famous local architect P.C. Richard and Son. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4314 And now to reveal to you my new abode - *drum roll please.. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4315 This property comes complete with apartment-sized washer and dryer. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4316 It’s a little above budget, but I think you’re gonna like it 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4317 Our new student parents’ association strongly lobbied for Laundry 101 as a prereq for every major this year. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4318 It’s the perfect spot to air out your dirty laundry! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4319 Perfect for folks who aren't worried about mixing their colors. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4320 This unit offers the ultimate gentrifying cycle 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4321 It’s the latest thing in Pandemic era housing. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4322 The Perfect place for the family with teenagers. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4323 Are the drugs kicking in yet? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4324 A once in a lifetime opportunity to acquire a landmark property!... and you'll love the clean lines and open concept. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4325 Self sanitizing apartments! It's the latest thing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4326 The double oven had better curb appeal, but the service agreement on this one is transferable. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4327 And it is self washing. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4328 And as you can see, it's completely self -sanitizing. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4329 It washes away your sorrows. And on top you have a panic room. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4330 Unfortunately there’s no onsite laundry. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4331 It’s really ideal for OCD types! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4332 And, of course, the Energy Star rating is through the roof! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4333 The mildew smell goes away if you leave the door open. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4334 Admittedly, until 1965 we kept the darks and lights separate. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4335 The Vendor is a Mr Big and Tall and Spotless. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4336 Socks keep disappearing in the dryer. That's the only two sets I could find so stop nagging me! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4337 ... and did I mention that they are the most energy efficient units on the block. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4338 One is used by the House; the other by the Senate. And their dirt cannot be traced. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4339 So far mostly hamsters but we’re hoping it catches on 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4340 It comes with a warranty that expires when we say it does. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4341 Many tenants attest that the run-for-your life dash between spin cycles is as routine as alternate-side street parking! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4342 "This beauty was featured on the covers of 'Better Homes & Gardens' and 'Consumer Reports'." 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4343 I don’t want to put a spin on this but..... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4344 The spin cycle romance can be pretty intense. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4345 I think you’ll like it. This one was built for rough sex and dirty dancing. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4346 And the center unit is zoned for really clean people. Tough application . 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4347 You no doubt recognize the work of designer Milo de Westinghouse. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4348 Great view of the park, except during the spin cycle. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4349 You said you wanted an in-washer/dryer unit, right? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4350 Here, you see we are redefining the concept of a neighborhood laudromat! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4351 Disinfects, and the spin cycle is our peloton. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4352 "We find the Spin Cycle a particularly attractive feature to prospective buyers." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4353 That's true, but with the spin cycle going, you won't notice the lack of air conditioning. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4354 It’s the new Wash Haus architecture. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4355 It's an efficiency. A SUPER efficiency. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4356 Ironically, there still are no washer/dryers in the apartments. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4357 Gentrification is a detergent for some people but I assure you the neighborhood is in excellent standing. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4358 Oh, the ‘Dryer-Duplex’ is SO popular right now...such a cozy space and the view is amazing...keeps changing...obviously” 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4359 And to our left is the Bernie Madoff School of Smart Investing. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4360 This neighbourhood is very into white washing. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4361 I know it looks a little bit weird but the neighbors are really nice. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4362 The architect was going for a very clean,contemporary look. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4363 Yes, these units do have hot and cold running water. Why do you ask 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4364 When rent is just $2.25 in quarters, you don't even notice the suds and shaking. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4365 And you can connect with them through our app! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4366 We call it Tsunamomat! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4367 It’s the most sought-after feature in a rental. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4368 No, it doesn't include a bedroom, kitchen or bathroom. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4369 This rental is a second floor wash-up. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4370 The previous owner was kind of a clean freak 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4371 And both units come with all the usual cycles, plus sanitize and steam upgrades. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4372 Your children will love the spin cycle... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4373 And you can pay the mortgage in quarters. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4374 if you thought Kodak is on the move look at this new Maytag." 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4375 The spin cycle is a killer, but if you make through that the drier has a gentle cycle thats like a massage 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4376 Funny enough, laundry's not included. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4377 It's in a great neighborhood. Unfortunately, the washer and dryer are not included. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4378 The only problem is that you have to buy the detergent at Costco. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4379 Just be sure to have dryer sheets on hand during a lightning storm. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4380 You'll love the natural light, much brighter than that dishwasher on 3rd 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4381 No, they're not included, but the location is perfect for you! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4382 Yes, with this unit just put your quarters in to enter. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4383 Don't worry, they are really silent 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4384 Cleanliness is our highest priority. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4385 And it comes with laundry on every floor. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4386 To avoid this and all future viruses, this condo offers constant washing and drying of literally everything. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4387 There's also a dry cleaner just around the corner. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4388 Of course, the in-law apartment comes with a washer too. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4389 Let's be honest - that's how you spend most of your time in a house anyway. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4390 Includes washer/dryer in unit. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4391 Does the building allow mixed colors ? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4392 All appliances are included, except the washer and dryer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4393 Wow, they really do what to clean up our city! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4394 This unit was previously owned by the old woman who lived in a shoe. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4395 Millennials love our new high-efficiency, self-cleaning apartments and front-load views. 1.2034 0.05285 59 49 9 1
4396 It cleans the house and washes your clothes as you shower and just look at the curb appeal! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4397 This one belongs to a Russian oligarch. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4398 It’s part of the Mayor’s ‘clean-up the streets’ campaign.” 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4399 You're going to like this one. It's the only Energy Star rated house in the neighbor plus it has huge spaces so you can both cycle next to big round windows in the morning sun. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4400 True—but think of the money you’ll save on dry cleaning. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4401 It’s priced to agitate... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4402 The builder is willing to convert the penthouse to a top-loading unit.” 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4403 And each unit comes with a year's worth of detergent. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4404 This is the latest in sanitary living 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4405 No, but there’s a laundromat right around the corner. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4406 The giant who uses them comes by once a week, do your best not to anger him. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4407 If this doesn't work for you, I have a lovely refrigerator around the corner. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4408 Do your kids like tumbling? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4409 Laundry is free but you share the lint. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4410 This is the high efficiency apartment I was telling you about.” 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4411 And when you rent out the second unit, you'll clean up. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4412 You asked for a place that would keep you warm in the winter yet cool in the summer. This is it! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4413 You did say having an in-unit washer/dryer was important to you, right? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4414 Upon entering this house, your life turns upside down. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4415 The neighbours can be a bit off-balanced once in a wile. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4416 They each have their own microclimate but upstairs is a little dryer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4417 It was a tear-down. Now it's a duplex with two indoor swimming pools disguised as a laundromat. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4418 When this was built, the neighborhood still separated the whites from the colored. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4419 Just wondering, is the double stack washer dryer the entire apartment? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4420 Look at it; it fits perfectly. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4421 Yes, the appliances come with the unit. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4422 You’ll need to get pre-rinse approval 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4423 It's available immediately, but one of you might go missing. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4424 And, this model is self-cleaning. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4425 I know it's more than you wanted to pay, but the property market has taken a bit of a tumble. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4426 In this house, you can wash your cares away while also tumbling about uncontrollably just like our lives right now! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4427 The first owner lost his shirt and the second is still under water, but right now there's no froth in the cycle. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4428 The architect of this townhouse is was the heir of a chain of a home appliance stores! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4429 They don’t air their dirty laundry. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4430 And each apartment has its own bedroom & bathroom. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4431 It's really not that bad until the spin cycle. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4432 Your visitors will be washed free of COVID virus and then fluff-dried! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4433 As you can see, it's a very clean development. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4434 The only downside is most of your utilities are spent on water. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4435 So, you’ll be glad to know the washer and dryer are considered fixtures for this unit and will remain with the property once sold. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4436 The top unit is for lights 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4437 At least it’s rinse controlled! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4438 It will make your life here clean and easy. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4439 It's the new trend, for those who want rotation. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4440 This one washes out white privilege 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4441 If you don't like front loaders, top is on the other side! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4442 It's a double decker, detergent included. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4443 And THIS state of the art stackable, is available to the entire community! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4444 You've heard of Co-Ops? These are Coin-Ops. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4445 You almost never get a steam setting at this price point. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4446 Because it's a more efficient use of space when they're stacked 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4447 And it has two separate bedrooms. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4448 Those odds are stacked against us! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4449 One quirk is that the bottom unit is a top-loader and the top is a front-loader, but that brings the price well within your range! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4450 High-efficiency (HE) model 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4451 I’m told some renters enjoyed a nighttime spin cycle. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4452 The place is spotless. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4453 Just pay the rent in quarters. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4454 Even on spin, it's an extremely quiet neighborhood. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4455 Actually, they use less water and energy. The residents here only do their laundry once a year. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4456 Everyday's laundry day. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4457 The one on top is for laundry and the one on the bottom with the door is for social distancing 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4458 I’ve saved the best for last....recently on the market by a well-known former banker. And they say people in finance don’t have a sense of humor... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4459 Despite other people’s opinion, you won’t need to separate whites from colored here 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4460 So this property over here has its own washer and dryer, the only one on the block 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4461 Welcome to the famed Laundry Quarter! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4462 I can assure you the upstairs tenants empty the lint filter regularly. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4463 these appartments are very popular amongst Russian oligarchs 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4464 Self cleaning homes are in these days 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4465 And there’s a laundromat down the street 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4466 Shopping for rentals would be easier on LSD they said... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4467 Trump’s trying to extend his housing plan into urban areas; this is set to whites only 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4468 Stainless steel is finally over. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4469 This unit comes with a free subscription to Fox News! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4470 Whites in the top and coloured in the bottom. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4471 NowI know you’re going to love this one. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4472 We wash lights and darks together. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4473 It’s a new co-op. Adds a nice spin to the block, don’t you think? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4474 This unit has a built in washer drier 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4475 I know the price is a wash, but at least you also get a dry. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4476 We don’t accept credit card. Only quarters. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4477 The architect from Parasite became more whimsical in his later years. The detergent slot leads to a fully functioning natural wine speak easy. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4478 Personally, I find the rinse cycle quite invigorating. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4479 I’m all for modern architecture, but might we see something a tad more traditional 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4480 I promise you’ll soften up once we’re inside. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4481 At least when it’s running, you won’t be able to hear him snore. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4482 Martha Stewart used to live here. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4483 The market wants what the market wants. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4484 Here, the brand you "covid19" units. Wash yourself and all your belongings at once every day 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4485 Fabric softener conveys. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4486 In winter we use the 'warm' settings and in summer the 'cold' 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4487 This one features both an indoor pool and sauna. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4488 It's a monument to stupidity. We figure it will never get torn down. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4489 You can launder your money in this complex. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4490 Yes, it has a fitness center and large spin classes." 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4491 Perfect for working couple. Bath upstairs, dry off downstairs, out the door clean as a whistle! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4492 This washer doesn't come with a built in apartment, but you could comfortably fit a futon in the dryer filter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4493 Hoses and connections are included. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4494 This one comes with a washer and dryer. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4495 And this is where Kayleigh McEnany lives. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4496 And if you ever need to dry something, the upstairs neighbors are friendly. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4497 Full disclosure - there’s been some flooding in the ground floor. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4498 It takes both black and white and colored. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4499 Unfortunately no. But there’s a laundromat just a block away. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4500 If you buy it, you’ll be disinfected daily. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4501 and that´s Al Capone´s former townhouse 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4502 Coined operated. It's perfect for a quick tumble. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4503 This one gets a ton of natural light! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4504 Because they could. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4505 I hope you're not too attached to your cleaning lady. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4506 Ask yourself: Do You Want to be Clean? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4507 This is one of our newer builds that offers that “clean” feeling. It comes with a one year supply of wipes and soaps, too. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4508 It comes with your very own spin cycle room. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4509 Well, a top-loading unit wouldn't really make sense, would it? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4510 Cleaning charges included...... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4511 The former owner worked in the Cayman Islands 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4512 We can check it out if you have a giant quarter. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4513 I used to show these units only to germ-phobes, but in 2020 there's been quite a spike in demand. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4514 You'll be surprised how fast you will get used to this." 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4515 Now this new duplex features a year's supply of laundry detergent 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4516 As I said, this is a very clean neighborhood 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4517 It's the Tide Pod Hotel 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4518 The HOA includes cable, Tide, and Bounce subscriptions. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4519 Some people want more agitation. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4520 I would say 20% under ask! The prior owner is doing 20 years on RICO charges. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4521 When you factor in what you save on hand-sanitizer, this one is quite a deal! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4522 1. Height exemption because it meets the highest standard for clean living. 2. Talk about efficient. No more separating out the people, and its rated Energy Star for living clean. 3. COVID FREE living. With a year's supply of bleech! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4523 The market is definitely shrinking" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4524 These new units are guaranteed covid free. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4525 Mix whites with colors? Not a problem! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4526 You can have a dryer but the view isn't as nice. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4527 ...and so, they were looking for new ways to clean up the neighbourhood. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4528 Heat is included in the rent but not electricity or water 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4529 Yes, it is the perfectly appointed Covid-19 era 1200 square foot duplex loft...600 in the washer and 600 in the dryer. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4530 What it lacks in spaciousness, function, and livability, it makes up for with awesome stain fighting power. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4531 This is a unique design by an up and coming architect, my understanding is he used to work as Samsung’s lead designer. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4532 Hey guys this is the latest trend in Airbnb for a one of a kind experience,you spend seven days in the washer and seven in the dryer 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4533 Did anyone loose a sock in the meantime 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4534 We offer you ocean view from every cycle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4535 The best thing about our Wash-Wash Haus is that we use grey water for the backyard's vegetable garden. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4536 I think you'll have loads of fun with our next option. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4537 Best of all, it's energy-efficient. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4538 It will be cleaned top to bottom. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4539 Consider it a bonus that people will pay you to use these. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4540 And, this one was designed by F. L. Maytag. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4541 ... but you will have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4542 Lint is a problem. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4543 The fridge and stove are at the back. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4544 Yes, it's a gas dryer. It will save you a bundle. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4545 There’s no roof deck, but there’s laundry on every floor.... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4546 And . . you only have to insert four quarters to enter your dream home 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4547 Lease today, and the first rinse is free! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4548 The Jolly Green Giant moved out in a hurry. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4549 Yes, it does accept quarters. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4550 Looking for something a little more mid-century? I've got a great little side-by-side unit just two blocks away. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4551 The tenants tend to cycle through quickly." 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4552 Very spacious living space, but I have to warn you: there is a little damp problem 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4553 And this is our most expensive model, the Oligarch. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4554 And the apartment comes with its own and attached mask washing machines running on solar power 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4555 This home was designed to do away with all your coronavirus worries. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4556 Our Spic and Span model. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4557 They are WAY more fun than a pool! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4558 It comes with a year's supply of Tide and Fabric softener. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4559 I don't know, honey....I just can't help but think that we would be 'that' couple if we lived here. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4560 The previous owner was the Maytag man. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4561 You'll love this building's cozy laundromat feeling! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4562 We kept getting requests for in-unit laundry, so we raised the bar with this whole-unit washer/dryer! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4563 This is a vented stacked unit. It’s pretty rare for this neighborhood. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4564 Ask yourself, would you rather be clean, or dry? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4565 Pre-war 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4566 Views at every cycle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4567 You don't have to leave your house to do spin anymore. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4568 We went with pink walls just to be safe 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4569 Agreed -ethnic cleansing was not the best description for this unit. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4570 If this is out of your price range, you might consider the top-loaders. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4571 And it's got an in unit apartment 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4572 There is an offer, but it's contingent on the sale of their side by side. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4573 The clothes lines are in the rear. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4574 People come from all over to watch the wash and dry cycle. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4575 I bought it with drug money. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4576 It may cost a bit more, but your water bill will be much lower. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4577 Looks might be deceiving, but it’s actually two giant cameras. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4578 ...and you'll never again have to worry about breathing in the virus. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4579 We like how clean it is, but are concerned about long term water damage. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4580 You know, in case they mutate to much bigger droplets. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4581 The turnover rate in this neighborhood is really quite liquid. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4582 And imagine the money you would save on cleaning costs. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4583 It comes with built-in appliances. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4584 These newer units are self-cleaning. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4585 These new COVID free buildings claim they can clean anything. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4586 It’s meant to appeal to those interested in a clean living lifestyle. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4587 The last tenant had sixteen kids. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4588 I wouldn’t recommend it if you have motion sickness 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4589 It’s a great location, and rent is just four quarters a cycle. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4590 No, I don't know how they got the permit, but don't think of it as a negative. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4591 It's the "Spin Cycle Condo" home of lobbyists. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4592 This one is a lower price--the previous owners never cleaned out the lint. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4593 When we stated in our ad that we have a large common laundry facility, we really meant it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4594 This home is larger than the neighboring homes but price wise it is a wash. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4595 No, no, I said this neighborhood has a 'spin cycle,' not a SoulCycle. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4596 This townhouse comes with appliances. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4597 Wait until you see the quarters! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4598 The kitchen is small but you’ll forget about that the first time you need to do a big load of laundry. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4599 Not Washington Heights but Washing Heights. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4600 The dryers are right this way. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4601 I could also show you our Fridge Edition if you're more into climate change 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4602 Who needs in-unit washer dryer when you can have a unit in washer dryers? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4603 It’s a bit out of your price range, but $4.00/load is pretty affordable for this area. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4604 There is no cleaning deposit! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4605 The owner died when he was sucked into the spin cycle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4606 Don’t let the price fool you. It’s clean as a whistle! Just hard to put the right spin on it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4607 The architecture is a little dry and washed up, but inside it’s been freshened up with all new appliances! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4608 This just came on the market. The previous owner was arrested on money laundering charges. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4609 Before it became so politically incorrect, we used it to keep the neighborhood whiter than white. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4610 In by 10, out by 5 is my motto. No Way is my name. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4611 And here we have our neighborhood jail... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4612 Now, this condo's architect was asked to illustrate clean lines in this unit. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4613 We’re expecting a large Bounce in this area soon. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4614 And we have a three-story dry cleaning unit available, should you are particularly water conscious. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4615 Better than living in a fishbowl! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4616 clean living starts here 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4617 These new places are spotless. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4618 And if you sign now, you'll can still have your choice of wash or dry. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4619 I can guarantee this apartment is really clean, though you will have to pay the rent with quarters. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4620 Unfortunately we haven't figured out how to let you in without giving it 25 cents 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4621 Front-loading apartments allow for great rooftop garden opportunities. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4622 An “in unit” washer and dryer is a thing of the past. May I interest you in a new “live in unit” option instead? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4623 It belonged to a washed-up actress. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4624 This is a brand new two story wash up. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4625 Whites go on top, coloreds on the bottom, it’s more the ‘American reality home’ than the ‘American dream home’, but I thought it was worth a look. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4626 The best feature about this place is it's self cleaning. Would you like to take it for a spin? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4627 And this house has some historic value: it sits on an estate previously owned by George Washaton. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4628 It was originally a co-op built by a consortium of Russian oligarchs and Colombian entrepreneurs. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4629 You'll never have to worry about your laundry again. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4630 This house was formerly owned by John and Mary Maytag. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4631 ...and you can do your laundry in the building. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4632 Why don't we take it for a spin cycle? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4633 ...and it's a washer/dryer when you go to work 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4634 IT WASHES, AND DRIES. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4635 Laundry machines are the rage these days. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4636 I have a Russian buyer very interested in this one as an "investment property" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4637 It’s a relatively accepting neighborhood but we try avoid color mixing. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4638 To let you know, our premium unit has a spin cycle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4639 And if you like spinning classes... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4640 ...and you have spin cycle in the basement 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4641 Free Dramamine if you rent this place! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4642 Do you want to give it a whirl? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4643 In addition to a key, you need a quarter. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4644 It's been thoroughly sanitized 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4645 It's the covid-19 disinfection flat. It's already sold. The ones next door are on the market. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4646 ...and of course, the washer and dryer are included. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4647 I know you said you wanted a top-loader, but I really think you should look at this one. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4648 These units have really helped clean this neighborhood up. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4649 Just think of how jealous your neighbors will be. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4650 Remember to put out the cat, before you turn on the automatic apartment cleaner. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4651 Oh, no one wants walk-in closets any more. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4652 It come with two in-unit bedrooms. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4653 Wow! A washer and a dryer. I guess we could sleep in our storage unit. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4654 Its our new no contact cleaning service 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4655 The top unit features a sun roof and comes with its own lint trap. The bottom unit has a special cycle for removing chocolate that you two, I know, will just love. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4656 You won't find a cleaner place than this. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4657 We call this the Maytag house 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4658 Gentrification’s taken on a new spin in this neighborhood. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4659 Ironically there's no on-site laundry with this unit. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4660 These apartments are really nice, only you need to pay your rent in quarters. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4661 The design may be controversial today, but at the time of construction, neighborhood clean up was a top priority. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4662 This one comes with garage and porch hook-ups. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4663 It's a totally new 2 story wash up! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4664 Maytag Man not included. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4665 The downside is that they're not high efficiency. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4666 Yes, it's coin operated ... $2,500 per month 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4667 No, I'm afraid our washer-dryer duplex is not pet friendly. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4668 ...and is his is the house here socks go to die. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4669 I call this the Spic and Span townhouse. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4670 Unless you're prone to motion sickness, your gonna love this one! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4671 So there is laundry in the building. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4672 Yes, the building has been fully sanitized. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4673 Keen to take it for a spin? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4674 We’re doing all we can to get the smell out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4675 Stackable, laundry in unit, great ventilation - you’ll love it 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4676 You were looking for an in-washer/dryer unit, yes? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4677 Have you seen the Johnson’s new model S? It’s like something out of the future. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4678 Washful thinking! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4679 After the brutalism we have the laundromatism 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4680 The spin cycle in the top unit sends you forward in time, and the reverse in the bottom unit. The top unit is currently available because the previous occupants moved downstairs. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4681 As you walk through the door, it will wash your past fears, dry your present tears and unfold your future 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4682 And the rent here is all in coins 1.2000 0.05208 60 50 9 1
4683 And to your right, is the Lost and Found. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4684 ... this block used to do whites and colors separately 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4685 And this here is the anti-maskers suite. It’s high in demand, but I’m sure that you’ll fight to get it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4686 Unfortunately, no. HOA fees do not cover the costs of lost socks” 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4687 This one is based on what the construction company does with the money. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4688 It’s currently out of service 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4689 This is a historic neighbourhood! One of the first to allow mixed colours 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4690 The previous tenants died from a bleach overdose 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4691 A live-in washer and dryer in a fabulous neighborhood 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4692 The place comes with a complimentary furniture washer but you need to rearrange all of them after every cycle 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4693 I hear they are using this for the campaign. Mr.president can do anything for that. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4694 It comes with 2 large walk in fold and press closets". 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4695 There’s a shared coin operated washer and dryer in the basement. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4696 The owners have a real passion for money laundering 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4697 Sorry for the misunderstanding. It definitely said ‘washer drier unit,’ not IN unit. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4698 Frank called it 'Hauling Washers.' I know, but it was during his Suburban Period. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4699 It’s rough and tumble, but the views are great. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4700 You’re familiar with ‘in-unit laundry’—well this is an ‘in-laundry unit’! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4701 ‘Believe it or not this one comes with a washer/dryer unit even though it IS a washer/dryer. So innovative.’ 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4702 And here we have our community face mask washing machines. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4703 You’re not going to find a place with more natural light at this price point 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4704 The city is awash in new construction 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4705 I misheard. I thought you said you wanted to be in laundry unit, not in-unit laundry. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4706 No no, the listing clearly said “In washer-dryer unit.” 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4707 They did a great job with it - you’d never know it’s Harvey Weinstein’s former townhouse. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4708 Washer and dryer are not included 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4709 A facade for those who can afford it. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4710 Well, I know you said you really wanted a place with a Laundry... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4711 That’s where your dirty laundry will be re-educated. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4712 This one is being listed by a tidy couple from Wash U. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4713 And the frontloading ones are much easier to get into. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4714 The architect was a fan of Wagner’s Rinse cycle. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4715 It's a self-cleaning townhouse. Just be careful about the spin cycle. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4716 It’s called industrial chic it’s trending 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4717 Handles full-body disinfection right inside your door. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4718 COVID ready.... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4719 Communal Washer & Dryer Gone Green 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4720 I was really hoping for a side-by-side. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4721 Anybody entering gets a 20 second Covid Wash. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4722 She speaks to our prospective residents’ priorities. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4723 LG 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4724 You can invite your neighbors over to enjoy the spin cycle! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4725 The neighborhood has gone a bit upscale since they put in that money laundering operation. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4726 The dryer unit includes central heating. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4727 This style is much more popular than the dated side by side models. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4728 At this price, it's a steal. You just have to remember to carry a bunch of quarters with you so you can open the doors. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4729 You mentioned that you were looking for an in-unit... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4730 Note the facade's effortless leap from its money-laundering foundation. Pure oligarchitecture! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4731 There's a dry house on the second floor. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4732 It’s a life-saver, we’ll run gentle cycle for our kindergartener, and a soak and sanitize for our teens while enjoying dinner and a movie. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4733 You need to keep all white furniture on the bottom floor and all the colored furniture on the top or you're going to have an ungodly mess to deal with. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4734 And this...the super sanitized model. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4735 The entire apartment is self-cleaning. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4736 Better to take the upstairs apartment in case there's ever any difficulty with drainage. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4737 And it's fully self-cleaning! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4738 I have to say, you're the first couple who wasn't interested in quiet neighbourhoods. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4739 If we use Hydroxychloroquine, can we fit the states of Florida and Texas in them? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4740 Two drops of bleach every day and you'll have a coronavirus-free home! 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4741 It’s a real buy if you want to take in laundry. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4742 These digs will simplify your life- wash, rinse, re-tweet. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4743 The previous owners wanted more space, so they moved into a side-by-side. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4744 This is the cleanest home in the neighborhood. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4745 This modern home is keyless, all that's required is a token.” 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4746 If money is an issue, I’ve heard of some tenants subletting the dryer. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4747 Good neighborhood, great schools and just wait til you fluff dry your delicates. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4748 It's a very high capacity apartment. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4749 Notice the door location. It's a bottom loader. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4750 You're in luck, this place is the size of two washing machines. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4751 Kinda gives new meaning to cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4752 Of course with this one, heat and water are included. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4753 And might I add that, in these times, clean living is essential. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4754 The best thing is, you don't have to separate the colors 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4755 Newest on the market, equipped with virus disinfectant. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4756 We had to cover up the Trump sign and still give tourists an excuse to stand and look. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4757 only takes 90 mins for a clean 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4758 The upper unit does have a faster spin cycle. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4759 Whirlpool is great again! 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4760 I've never shown a cleaner home. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4761 Those are extra. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4762 It really doesn't get more in-unit than this. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4763 The washer-dryer motif is all the rage, but since this is two washers, you can get it for a steal. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4764 And to pay your utility bills, you simply drop coins into the slot on the roof. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4765 Think of all the time you’ll save wiping your groceries down! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4766 They’ve done a great job of cleaning up the neighbourhood. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4767 This modernist residence stays clean by itself. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4768 Trust me. It’s much easier than finding cleaners every August 1.1967 0.05132 61 51 9 1
4769 This in ensuite laundry 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4770 But think of peace of mind in this era of COVID-19 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4771 Rent is due in quarters at the end of each month. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4772 Yes, there is a broker fee. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4773 The building is a bit rough-and-tumble, but the neighborhood is lovely! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4774 This is our 100% COVID free unit. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4775 No gentrification here. We just cleaned it up a bit. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4776 And this house looks like a washing machine because it actually is 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4777 This is the daily spin. The COVID numbers are loaded every morning; the top machine belongs to Fox News and the bottom one belongs to CNN 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4778 There’s even room for a washer dryer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4779 And each unit has its own washer/dryer! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4780 And here's the latest in clean homes. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4781 We would like the down payment in quarters. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4782 It's the only house in your price range that's Energy Star Certified. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4783 You know, the water bill isn't too bad if you use the cold setting. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4784 We're not in the market for a duplex 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4785 This next apartment will not only knock your socks off -- it will lose them for you! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4786 Don't decide until you give it a spin. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4787 No need to remember to wash your hands....... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4788 If you want to live in Washington you need technology that's worthy of the name. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4789 We're trying to clean up the neighborhood. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4790 As you can see, there’s a built-in sauna and jacuzzi. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4791 This duplex is more famously known as Maytag Manor. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4792 Not all the apartments have washing facilities. But the Ones that do !!! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4793 It's spacious, and you'll finally have quarters again! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4794 It's a classic mixed-use property. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
4795 Most areas of the complex get a lot of rain but this area is dryer. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4796 Then we'd hang you out to dry. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4797 Apparently, the landlord can be quite sarcastic. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4798 His grandfather was a Maytag. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4799 So, this is the laundry 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4800 . . .that's Mr. Miller's unit. . .let's just say he's a bit of a germophobe. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4801 Oh, but trust me -- you'll never hear neighbors or traffic. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4802 This is perfect if you want to raise a little astronaut; there's not much of a difference between a space simulator and a washing machine! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4803 Any oddities? Hmm...Nothing comes to mind, but the landlord does expects the rent to be paid in quarters. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4804 The best thing about this one, it’s “rinse controlled” 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4805 This newly remodeled townhouse is self-cleaning. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4806 It's called a wash-up. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4807 It’s a short-term lease, perfect to tide you over until you are ready to buy 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4808 With this unit you CAN clean up the swampy neighborhood. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4809 It's a lovely two-storey stack up. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4810 Not really, as long as you stick to the gentle cycle. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4811 It comes fitted with an en suite coin operated housing unit. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4812 And these are a steal at 600,000 quarters a piece! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4813 These two units are a bit cramped and noisy, but they practically pay for themselves in quarters. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4814 The only down payment we require are two quarters. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4815 And this is our new open concept living. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4816 And in this building Flo Rida wrote one of his most famous songs "Right Round". 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4817 And this is where we cleanse you of your moral imperfections. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4818 Sears has decided to re-enter the home building market. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4819 Our latest "intelligent" townhomes have a self cleaning mode for the busy professional. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4820 You'll need to add money to your laundry key card to enter the unit. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4821 The cleanest complex on this block! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4822 Yes, gym membership is included in the condo plan....the spin classes are great! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4823 The living space is right in the basement. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4824 I'm sorry this is an HE neighborhood. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4825 The hookup and delivery fees are included. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4826 The good news is that it comes with two swimming pools. The bad news is that you can't open the windows. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4827 And, as you can see, it's self-sanitizing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4828 It has a kitchen/bathroom in unit. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4829 It's high efficiency. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4830 This is the new money laundering store. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4831 And you make no payments until the rinse cycle. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4832 Two spacious, well-lighted, lint-free floors. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4833 The penthouse comes fully furnished, with Tide Pods. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4834 I like to enter during rinse, but if you prefer spin. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4835 Folks, we converted this industrial waher/dryer into a beautiful duplex home 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4836 Think of the money you'll save on hand sanitizer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4837 It even comes with an in-unit apartment! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4838 I also have a guy that can hook you up with detergent, softener, and dryer sheets. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4839 This stacked unit makes cleaning a breeze! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4840 Of course the three year limited warranty is transferrable... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4841 And the entire roof deck is a folding table! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4842 The view is wonderful, but tumble dry is to die for. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4843 Clean? Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s clean. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4844 And the condo fee includes this lovely new community center with combination swimming pool and laundromat. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4845 The ad clearly states that Mr. and Mrs. Clean lived here. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4846 This is our COVID-free unit... 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4847 At least we don’t need to worry about sanitation. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4848 Best of all, your washer isn't *in* your closet, it *is* your closet! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4849 Very convenient for separating your whites from your coloreds. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4850 Cost of washer and dryer use is not included in the rent price. 1.1930 0.04642 57 47 10 0
4851 That's correct. It is Gracie Mansion but you don't have to be a mayor. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4852 Several of these places popped up a few years ago but now the market has shrunk. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4853 And now let me show you our user-friendly settings here at MAYTAG MANOR. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4854 They call it 'Wash and Where' 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4855 These units have an hour to hour rental agreement. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4856 Your neighbors there are Godliness. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4857 It has two bedrooms, a full kitchen, and one large bath. And separate closets for white, light, and dark clothes. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4858 This immaculate 'post-Covid' townhome includes hook-ups for bedrooms, bathrooms and a kitchen. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4859 It has a great rinse and spin cycle 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4860 As you can see, laundry services are included. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4861 Don't worry,this price won't take you to the cleaners- unlike those midtown spots... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4862 It's a front loader. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4863 This one's $1200 a month, quarters only. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4864 It’s nice but we don’t have enough quarters. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4865 Oh my yes! Made in the USA. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4866 ... so, cleaning your new home won't be a problem. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4867 As you can see, this one comes with in home washer and dryer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4868 This is an interesting example of the machine age of architecture 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4869 Well, the mayor did say he was going to clean up the city... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4870 But it's a dry heat. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4871 I here the owner was in the washer/dryer business. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4872 The top one is considered the penthouse that's why the price difference 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
4873 It’s spotlessly clean 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4874 It's a wonderful place for a first-time dryer 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4875 The warranty covers parts and labor for three years. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4876 Yes, utilities included! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4877 The building was recently remodeled by Dr. Fauci" 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4878 It's a dodeca-loader 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4879 Cleanest apartment you'll ever live in. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4880 I’ll caution this unit does get pretty hot. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4881 Ironically, this unit doesn't come with a washer and dryer, but there is a laundromat just around the corner. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4882 It’s an added feature in all Trump properties. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4883 When you're home, it switches to 'Delicate' . 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4884 I just throw in some Purell and voila! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4885 The Landlord encourages you to take in laundry, so he knows that the rent will be paid. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4886 The new standard in High Efficiency units. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4887 And it comes with up to one hour of complimentary central heating. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4888 It is the latest architectural style utility modern. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4889 So the floor plans are identical, but you are going to find each unit really does give off a distinct vibe. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4890 This is the guest entrance 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4891 Nearly move-in ready, just need to finish clearing out the last tenant’s lint. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4892 In unit" goes without saying.. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4893 The market is in the spin cycle. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4894 You’ve must see the sunken living room! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4895 Fabric softener? I usually go with about a gallon. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4896 The stackables are much more efficient. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4897 You'll never have to go to a laundromat again! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4898 We make these for our Russian buyers. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4899 But what about the water bill? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4900 Oh really? I hadn’t noticed. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4901 The only downside to this house is that you’ll have permanent press coverage. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4902 Heat and hot water are included. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4903 It was the Maytag's first townhouse. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4904 It looks like your wife would prefer a side-by-side. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4905 Rumor has it the owner runs a very profitable cash-only business. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4906 You would be able to wash all your dirty laundry in public" Allan Katz, Madison, Connecticu 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4907 The unit is conveniently located right next to Giant Laundry. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4908 And this is a great property for dirty-mouthed people! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4909 This is the front-loading town house we discussed. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4910 It's a Co-op rule that the upstairs unit is only allowed to do permanent press and delicate. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4911 Folks, you should take this building, it's squeaky clean inside! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4912 And, ahem.....it’s perfect for laundering money. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4913 The previous owner was a real germaphobe. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4914 I just love this one. It’s kind of a Gaudi-Dali-Samsung mashup. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4915 ITS A BIT OF A ROUGH AND TUMBLE NEIGHBORHOOD BUT THEY KEEP THE HOUSE VERY CLEAN. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4916 If in-unit laundry is important, this is the place for you. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4917 I would definitely recommend the upstairs apartment. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4918 They’re the only two EnergyStar units I have available in this entire neighborhood. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4919 ...and yes, there are laundry facilities on site. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4920 ...just follow me right this way and we can finalize your divorce decree... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4921 This is the Duet House - we can go in once the rinse cycle is over. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4922 And, these are our self-cleaning apartments. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4923 Actually ma’am, we were looking for a fully integrated side-by-side. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4924 You can make a fortune on Airbnb. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4925 It’s a planned community and you would be the laundromat. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4926 The architect formerly worked for Proctor and Gamble. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4927 It will run you dry. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4928 Detergent is included 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4929 This is where we launder Mr. Trump's tax avoidance. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4930 What you see is what you get...And it comes with a lifetime warranty! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4931 It gets great light and has curb appeal, but the landlord doesn’t allow washer/dryers. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4932 The washer-dryer, unfortunately, is not included. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4933 Perfect for the different cycles of your lives 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4934 The location is great, with a dry cleaner around the corner 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4935 This house practically cleans itself. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4936 Let's climb up the lather inside. 1.1930 0.02425 57 49 8 0
4937 And did I mention the city comes with a stackable washer & dryer? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4938 Currently, it's a rental unit with an option to dry. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4939 It's called Zen housing. It washes away the sstress of the daily grind within 30 minutes of ariving home 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4940 And for easy access, you will note that it is a front loader. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4941 It’s hard to find an apartment in the east village with full hook ups! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4942 No, it doesn't come with a washer and dryer.... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4943 But I'm afraid you'll still have to walk down the street to use the dryer. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4944 Please come in and take a load off. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4945 I know it expensive, but you're getting a lot of space, so it's a wash. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4946 Fun Fact: once owned by Paul Manafort! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4947 It's listed as a self-cleaning apartment. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4948 Large kitchens are so 2010. You’ll never guess which room is the new design feature. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4949 Just ignore the occasional sock you might find. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4950 Cash only I’m afraid. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4951 All I know is the owners asked the remodeler to install a built-in stacked set and a roof-top plunge pool and this is what they got.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4952 It’s perfect for when your kids visit from college. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4953 No more housekeeping drudgery: it's the the new self-cleaning home! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4954 It's post-modern housing. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4955 The spin cycle is included in your media package. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4956 The Maytags built it for their grandson, but he chose a yurt in Uzbekistan. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4957 It basically cleans itself! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4958 Gentrification, am I right? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4959 It's just steps away from laundry facilities.. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4960 The bathrooms are coin operated. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4961 You can hit the Speed Dry and blow dry your hair, get a hamster type morning exercise all in shot, 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4962 The previous tenants were there for 35 minutes. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4963 This one comes with a clothes line. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4964 For interest, we have decided to add a larger feature to our smaller condos 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4965 Once you’ve seen the beauty of stereo washing, you’ll never go back to mono again. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4966 Second only to injecting yourself with bleach! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4967 You need 3 quarters to open the door. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4968 I know you said you wanted SoHo, but this place is built in washer/dryer. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4969 The listing says that washer and dryer are included. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4970 And each unit comes with a circular infinite pool. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4971 Touch-free maid service is included. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4972 This is our new pandemic edition townhouse. It comes with self cleaning and disinfecting features. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4973 Yep, the water and gas are included in your HOA. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4974 With this apartment, you'll come out clean with almost anything. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4975 And with the 'Tumble Dry Low' setting you'll save tons of money on cleaning supplies! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4976 The washer & dryer are an additional $50.00 per month. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4977 In-laundry unit. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4978 This 2020 construction townhouse features a full home disinfection cycle 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4979 Of course, it's extremely clean inside. Would you like to take a spin through? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4980 if front loaders not your style i have some top loaders to show you 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4981 This is where we have our spin class 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4982 Instead of an in-unit washer and dryer, it’s a unit in a washer and dryer. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4983 Our tenants only stay for a cycle; they leave the house clean, but the shaking is the dealbreaker. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4984 These units are very clean. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4985 Utilities included, settings are negotiable. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4986 I'm sure you know how hard it is to find a second-floor laundry in this area. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4987 Appliances are included with this one. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
4988 Wait til you see the toaster! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4989 The one caveat is that you have to pay the mortgage in quarters. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4990 And this is the community laundromat. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4991 The new model is hurricane proof. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4992 Perfect for the couple looking to make a clean start! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4993 The water pressure is outstanding! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4994 The title is clean. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4995 The architect was inspired while working from home. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4996 This is where we wash the blood of the displaced off our collective psyche. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4997 It comes with incredible spin classes 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4998 They run them day and night ....and all they ever put in them is money. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4999 It has an in-washer/dryer unit. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5000 The lease is month-to-month, or every six minutes. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5001 The bank is for clothing. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5002 You won’t need masks in this house; don’t even need clothes! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5003 The first floor unit goes for 110 a month, but the second floor is 220. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5004 Central vacuum is so last century. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5005 it comes with washer dryer in-unit 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5006 I've also got a nice top-loader in Armonk you might want to see. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5007 Yes, a while back, this neighborhood is proud to accept mixed loads alongside whites now. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5008 Remember when you said you wanted something with a view? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5009 The last tenets cycled through quickly 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5010 It comes in stainless as well for only a small upcharge. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5011 It's a very clean property. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5012 The boomer generation can’t get enough of the wrinkle release setting. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5013 Hi. You look like you’re ready to upgrade. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5014 ...and think of the money you'll save on spinning classes. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5015 This unit offers the ultimate in clean living 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5016 The lint pads will fit a king or queen sized bed. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5017 It's an efficient lifestyle with a ten year warranty. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5018 This is another result of redistricting. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5019 ... and the communal bedroom is conveniently located in the basement 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5020 The monthly detergent fee is a very reasonable $1200. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5021 Upstairs you can host one hell of a housewarming party. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5022 When the laundry is very dirty, use rubles. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5023 If you're careful about the detergent costs, the place is a real steal. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5024 It's been through the ringer but it's a great deal 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5025 it doesn't officially come with a dishwasher but you can try 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5026 It's the super sized. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5027 Prior to using any communal areas, residents must go through our sanitation process. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5028 Water and utilities are not included. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5029 they are actually both washers. The dryer is going in 30 blocks north. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5030 Consumer reports cleanest home of 2020 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5031 Oh and I hope you don’t mind, it’s a shared laundry room.... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5032 Instead of in-unit, they’re the-unit. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5033 However, it doesn't come with a dishwasher 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5034 The only down side is that you'll need quarters to enter your quarters. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5035 the rent is a bit higher due to gentrification, but hey at least there's free laundry ! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5036 This unit is very popular! It comes with a washer and dryer and no rooms. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5037 We are a utilitarian community 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5038 Not only can you do the laundry, you are the laundry. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5039 new revolutionary windows let in more sunlight 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5040 It takes up a little room, but how many of the other buildings in the area boast an in unit washer dryer? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5041 Sadly no bathroom 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5042 I know what you’re thinking: and no, the lint trap is not self cleaning. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5043 The developers really focused on the division of labor to keep gentrification at bay 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5044 Hmm Maybe not this one - it will automatically separates the lights and darks 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5045 I know you’re new to the city, but the washer/dryer unit is basically the equivalent of the manicure lawn and white picket fence anywhere else 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5046 Rent is only 700$ - but you might have to launder some money on the weekend. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5047 For when you have your second child 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5048 This bodega is known for money laundering. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5049 Upstairs neighbors are extremely quiet 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5050 this house will literally clean your pockets out. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5051 The owners just lowered the asking price by a 100,000 quarters. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5052 'Cleanliness is next to godliness' . 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5053 It’s a newly gentrified area, with full whitewashing included 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5054 And these are our new sanitized houses 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5055 No in house bedrooms, but there is a shelter down the street; always a great way to meet your neighbors. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5056 Sorry, but it’s BYO tide pods 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5057 So I could only get you one thing on your list 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5058 It’s trendy to air your dirty laundry locally, instead of on social media. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5059 ...And there's a laundromat right down the street 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5060 Now if you look to your left you can see the money launderer 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5061 It's like being homeless, but with clean clothes 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5062 We have the best prices on the market, they tumbled yesterday. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5063 This accommodation really puts the ‘washing’ in our Washington University Campus 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5064 So, as you can see, there are two very large washing machines here, in place of apartments. These are not buildings painted to look like washing machines, rather fully functional washing machines which are larger than typical washing machines. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5065 You won't have to air your dirty laundry anymore! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5066 That time when Westinghouse was forced to take down its name from all its buildings ... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5067 It was a typo in the specs, but we think soon “on sight” laundry will be the new trend. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5068 Your kids will love it. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5069 Washer and drier are all-inclusive. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5070 The good thing is, the washer and dryer is in unit. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5071 Your neighbors are from Europe. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5072 Unfortunately, there’s no washer dryer in unit 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5073 And it also comes with a parking space... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5074 If you want the washer AND dryer, I can show you something a little farther uptown. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5075 They're asking full price, but are willing to negotiate a 6-8 week rebate. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5076 Many suspect this duplex here to be the main source of whitewashing in the neighborhood. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5077 This one has in washer/dryer unit. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5078 It's an offshore import. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5079 It gets a little hot on the main floor but there is a pool! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5080 ...with sudsy views of the park across the street." 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5081 Developers were giant aquatic hamsters. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5082 And here are our coin-operated units 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5083 Sure, you'll get wet walking in the door but as soon as you get upstairs you dry right off, so its a wash. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5084 And this is where we hold our spin classes. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5085 I'm sorry, did you say 'in-unit' or 'is the unit? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5086 Most couples prefer this to the top-entrance model. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5087 With everyone wearing masks, the Mega Washer and Dryer market has been booming. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5088 It's called the Covid-19 duplex. You are automatically disinfected every time you come back home. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5089 Of course... you'll notice the subtle curvilinear "Frank Gehry" influence!!! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5090 All the spare change and bus tokens technically make it an income property. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5091 We’d need to see a lint contingency before considering. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5092 And this striking duplex was a laundramat, pre-Covid. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5093 The neighbourhood committee is so glad to hear you are civic minded. The previous owners helped clean up the borough. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5094 This Property is Listed Between Fold and Fluff 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5095 It comes with a huge washer-dryer. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5096 The seller bought it only two weeks ago and now he is putting it back on the market so technically, it's a wash sale for him. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5097 It's a Westinghouse 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5098 All furniture is included. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5099 You'd be part of an urban beautification pilot program! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5100 Previous owner won this on The Price is Right." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5101 Yes, you will lose a lot of socks here, but you won’t lose your shirt on the mortgage. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5102 The utilities are a bit high, but you don't have to have a sack of quarters on hand. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5103 It’s a Bosch!” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5104 The rent's $13,950 per month, payable in quarters. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5105 Not a real comfortable condo, but it never needs cleaning. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5106 They're cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5107 Think of the money you'll save on housecleaning. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5108 You'll want to separate out the darks from the whites... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5109 Would you like to take a spin in our deluxe apartment? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5110 Actually, this neighborhood isn’t zoned for top-loaders. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5111 And both stories are front loading! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5112 Yes the building amenities are great, but to satisfy the NIMBY crowd we had to get clever. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5113 They've recently converted to combo. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5114 It's a way of telling your neighbors that you stand for clean living. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5115 Best of all, you can entertain and not worry one jot about COVID-19. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5116 And you can set up the billing cycle to automatic . 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5117 ...also excellent schools, and high efficiency gentrification. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5118 Legend has it, that dozens of socks have just disappeared over the years. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5119 The architect is a neat freak. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5120 What I love about this one is all the money you'll save on maid service! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5121 Soon the whole block will be refurbished through a generous grant from GE. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5122 Move in here and you can have good clean fun. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5123 Mask washers are included for a small Fauci fee. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5124 The previous owners had a home business. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5125 And the laundry nook looks just like an apartment building!" 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5126 When you join this e-learning pod, you'll start on gentle cycle. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5127 ...and once you load the Tumbler app.. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5128 It is best if you don't suffer from motion sickness. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5129 Did I mention the appliances are new? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5130 Just one last thing. Did I mention the laundry room? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5131 This development puts a new spin on modern living 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5132 It's only drawback is that it's not cat-friendly. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5133 The previous owner was stacked 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5134 And wait til you hear about the appliances! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5135 This unit was grandfathered in before the block became a co-op. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5136 Here is the brain washing facility. Dirty minds come out clean. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5137 Think of all the friends you’ll make! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5138 And TIDE will cover half the down payment. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5139 Detergent is included for the first month only. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5140 Take my advice, your family's not big enough for apartment four. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5141 There's one dryer in the basement. Why do you ask? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5142 It’s a found object on steroids. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5143 The neighborhood is very cyclist-friendly. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5144 The dryer is a walk-up, but the view is better. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5145 behold the elusive, majestic, apartment-size laundry pair... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5146 It is fun and easy. You just repel from the roof with your wet clothes. Plus there is a change machine in the basement 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5147 Rent payable in quarters only. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5148 You can move in today! These units are wash and ready. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5149 You can't find any better units in this neighborhood for under $2.25 a load. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5150 When you’re that rich, you get what you want! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5151 It is self-cleaning and energy efficient 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5152 It's such a clean neighborhood 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5153 I admit I used to be opposed to gentrification. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5154 ...this two bedroom, two bath features hardwood floors, eat in kitchen, and HUGE laundry. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5155 Rinse upstairs,repeat downstairs 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5156 There’s also a dry-cleaner two blocks away. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5157 Top one comes on the wash cycle bottom one come on the rinse cycle. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5158 It's totally designed according to CDC guidelines! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5159 In this neighborhood we don't really like to call it white washing. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
5160 The architect is a bit of a clean freak. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5161 No worries on Covid. Anyone who comes into the complex goes straight through the washer." Debbie Miller, Sitka, Alask 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5162 This one comes with onsite living space in the basement 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5163 I know you asked for "in unit," but wait until you see this! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5164 Of course, you'll have to evacuate for the spin cycle. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5165 Don't worry, it's not coin operated. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5166 Our efficiency apartments come with a rinse cycle. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5167 ’The previous occupant believed in washing his dirty linen in public.’ 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5168 ...and soap is included in the rent. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5169 You'll love it. It has very clean lines and you can't beat its functionality. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5170 unit-in washer-dryer 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5171 In the ‘60s, coloreds and whites weren’t allowed to mix in this neighborhood.” 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5172 The former owners let the neighbors know that “mi casa es su laundry” 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5173 Of course, there is a flat in the back for your essential needs 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5174 The amenities of this home are really huge. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5175 This one is going to wash away your worries and dry your tears in an ideal urban environment 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5176 It's very 'Open Concept.' 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5177 I'm not going to sugarcoat things; the place is a closet. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5178 this building has laundry on every floor 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5179 Circular bay windows, central air, shape we take it for a spin? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5180 As you might imagine, this townhouse is exceptionally clean. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5181 The price of this duplex is gonna make your head spin! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5182 And this is the only front-load duplex on the block. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5183 And, in addition to all of its other features, you'll have an excellent investment property that you can sublease as a zoned laundromat to wash all of the neighborhood's dirty laundry. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5184 And the rent includes free heat and hot water. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5185 And I hear that you have quite a few children. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5186 If you're the kind of guy who likes to tumble dry, this condo is for you. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5187 It cuts down all of the various sanitizing steps, as you can see. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5188 Talk about sharing your dirty laundry with the neighbors..... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5189 The upstairs neighbor has a very dry sense of humor. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5190 The architect went for a clean and fresh look. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5191 Residents and their possessions get automatically washed and dried twice a day 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5192 These units are stacked. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5193 Before you ask, yes, they include a washer and dryer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5194 I know... Maytag... such nostalgic charm. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5195 Now this one does have an in-washer/dryer unit! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5196 Yeah, property values in this area HAVE tumbled. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5197 Have fun but be careful with the spin cycle 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5198 Heavy, bulky, active families on the ground floor. Delicate, fluffy, silky to the touch families on the second floor. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5199 Wait till you see inside. It's worth having your dirty laundry seen in the street. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5200 Welcome to the neighborhood wash 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5201 Let’s go inside and take a good tumble around. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5202 This building is segregated. Separate cycles for whites and darks. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5203 You said you wanted an in-unit washer dryer, right? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5204 I can show you these units just as soon as the spin cycle finishes. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5205 And this is why it's called 'Washing-ton Heights' 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5206 Our 2-story wash-up apartments are doing very well in this market. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5207 The neighbors, naturally, were appalled. Until Post Modern swept in. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5208 And each unit is self-cleaning 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5209 clean living for the newly sober! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5210 If ever there was a time to air your dirty laundry... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5211 We don't often have a choice of apartments here at Brooklyn Arms. Wash or dry? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5212 Plenty of light, but ironically, no laundry. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5213 You would not need offshore to launder you money ... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5214 So this id what they mean by clean living! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5215 It is amazing that no one has thought of this before- an indoor pool and a sauna, both with a view. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5216 Clean house, body, and pets all done at once with hardly any agitation. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5217 You'll find that that, through the years, this home will accommodate every cycle of your lives. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5218 This apartment comes with a washer and dryer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5219 The latest in self-cleaning, stackable, tiny houses! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5220 Oddly, it does not come with it's own washer and dryer. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5221 No need to hide your money in foreign bank accounts. You can launder up to $20 million in under an hour right at home. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5222 No, it's used to launder my boss' money". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5223 Now this offers complete efficiency, darks on top and whites on the bottom! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5224 The only one with washer and dryer in unit! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5225 Their “Whites Only” policy has resulted in lots of protests. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5226 ... and there's a place for a stackable living and dining room. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5227 Every apartment comes with its own whirlpool. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5228 What makes you think it's a money-laundering scheme? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5229 Disinfects the entire apartment before you can say 'caramel macchiato!' " 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5230 I can give you a laundry list of reasons why this is so wrong. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5231 The detergent capsules are surprisingly compact. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5232 A lot of the real estate in this city is a front for money laundering. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5233 Of course any pens, change and single socks convey. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5234 Yeah, the price is a bit higher, but it includes the self cleaning option. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5235 A week into these and your life will be brand new. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5236 Normally this wouldn’t be on the market so long, but we always knew the the national coin shortage would hit real estate eventually. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5237 So we agreed to disagree and after that just modified the HOA’s CCRs 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5238 Detergentrification is driving up the prices, certainly. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5239 This is San Francisco’s latest earthquake-proofing technology 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5240 No, I’m afraid it doesn’t come with a dishwasher... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5241 Full disclosure: It’s coin operated. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5242 As you ask for clean, tidy, light and height check apartment...” wrote with @j922199 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5243 Amenities include an in-washer/dryer unit. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5244 This is how you’ll know you’ve made it 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5245 Washing-ton 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5246 It's a steal at 8 million quarters! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5247 The condo has out unit laundry. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5248 I’m going to have to ask you to wear a mask for this showing, the owners are ~slightly~ germaphobic 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5249 and this is the new anti - covid condo 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5250 Our laundry apartment complex guarantees total isolation and sanitation 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5251 The neighbors are a tad wishy washy ! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5252 On your left, we see Monsieur Duchamp's last residence, designed by himself. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5253 You can’t beat the location but the HOA is coin-op. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5254 ...as you told me you're looking for a clean space... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5255 Wash, Dry, Fold, Flip. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5256 I think it bodes well during this pandemic that the building was designed by sanitation experts. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5257 The last owner bought this property to launder money. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5258 These apartments include a full suite of amenities including out-unit laundry... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5259 You mentioned here that you would prefer a fresh, clean space! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5260 This unit performs as well or better than high-efficiency top-load apartments. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5261 you may hear some speculating that this is a front for money laundering, but it's unique architecture really adds some curb appeal to the neighborhood 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5262 Rent is due the first of the month, payable by check or in quarters 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5263 Reuse. Reduce. Recycle. It's all the rage. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5264 It’s really about convenience 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5265 You wanted me to help cleanup the neighborhood. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5266 And your very own, community washer and dryer... 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5267 And you can wash your dirty laundry too! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5268 It comes fully furnished, dryer sheets included. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5269 The owners sold it after installing a washer/dryer and suffering dimensional infinitude. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5270 It may come with a washer and dryer -- I'll have to check. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5271 The house also comes in a one story, side by side option. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5272 The water bill's high, but you can't beat the view. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5273 I won't bore you with any spin on the place, the apartment is very clean though. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5274 It’s the latest trend in clean living. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5275 The second you enter it cleans off any trace of the coronavirus. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5276 For extra security the doors lock on the spin cycle 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5277 In light of your laundry list. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5278 It's got everything you want except a self-cleaning oven. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5279 It's zoned for mixed-use 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5280 We promise the laundromat next door is closed from 10 p.m. to 8 a.m. ....Oh, you both work nights? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5281 It’s one of the only COVID friendly properties in the area. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5282 And this fixer-upper was once home to George Washing Ton. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5283 It's a two-story-walk-up-fixer-upper-washer-dryer. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5284 'If you don't want a short lease, there's always the eco setting." 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5285 Ester Williams is a neighbour 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5286 It's the latest in Covid-free living! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5287 You said you were looking for clean design, how about giving this one a spin? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5288 We take pride in providing living accommodations for those who need excitement in their lives. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5289 We now have a way to wash your money "The Old Fashion Way". 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5290 This one is right next to the community laundromat 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5291 A house is included with every washer/dryer. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5292 In these times of pandemic, washing is paramount! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5293 And it can be yours with a down payment of just 25,000 quarters. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5294 And they use much less water than previous models. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5295 The rent is very reasonable. $2 for twelve minutes. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5296 And, of course, we’ll need your security deposit in quarters only. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5297 This turned out to be a little cheaper than putting a washer-dryer in every unit. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5298 One of our biggest features is the laundry room. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5299 Like I said, to find a duplex with washer and dryer on your budget, I had to get creative. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5300 Floor space may challenge but you'll make it up with an ultra large turbo front loader. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5301 The amenities are perfect for money laundering. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5302 The architect liked clean lines. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5303 Look at it this way, you have a self cleaning house. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5304 In this neighborhood it’s important to have a powerful spin cycle. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5305 Cirque du Soleil presents two shows daily. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5306 Washer/Dryer included in the rent 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5307 Two washing machines. Also, I’m a cartoon. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5308 The guy who lives there is a money launderer 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5309 I’m afraid all the other duplexes with in unit laundry are out of your price range. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5310 Fortunately, this neighborhood won’t make you separate your whites 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5311 Living in the city will really spin and knock you around, but this neighborhood will leave u feeling shiny and brighter than ever before! 🛁 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5312 ...Well no, but there are coin operated machines in the basement. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5313 And last but not least, our 2020 COVID self-cleaning model with Clorox dispenser and matching UV light-equipped dryer, fit for the modern family 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5314 You'll love this one. The house comes with the appliances. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5315 I hope you brought giant quarters 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5316 I know bedrooms were on your list, but it’s so close to downtown. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5317 As you can see, we have some Self-Cleaning unita, as well. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5318 Next, I'll show you the ranch style. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5319 There's a nice couple with a dryer condo two doors down. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5320 You can fluff dry in ten minutes! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5321 Yes, it is...art. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5322 People laugh but some day the coin shortage will be over. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5323 Yes, washer/dryer is unit." 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5324 Next on your left is the house that has won the acclaimed design competition held by Whirlpool. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5325 It's fantastic.It doubles up as your air con system. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5326 This place only accepts exact change offers. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5327 I've heard Post Modern, Dutch Colonial, Neo Bauhaus, but what I like is Department Store Doric. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5328 It has great views 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5329 This is the new self-cleaning home .... a real treasure! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5330 This one has no apartment in the unit. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5331 It's the cycle of life. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5332 These units are still under warranty! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5333 Just wait 'til you see the fridge! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5334 Rumor is this neighborhood is all washed up. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5335 The "Green New Deal" includes all the neighborhood laundry done once a week. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5336 The upside is you will never have to do laundry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5337 With the gyms closed, this immediately available two story has his and her treadmills with a rinse off feature. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5338 On the pro side, you’ll never hear traffic again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5339 However, I do have clean clothes every day. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5340 As a neighborhood resource you're assured to be in constant dinner party demand. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5341 This townhouse was bankrolled by a foreign money laundering scheme. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5342 It's a real fixer upper. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5343 It's very safe here. Plus, the unit has a built-in locking mechanism. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5344 I thought you said, "Washer and dryer is unit, not in unit!" 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5345 Clean living is just a home loan application away. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5346 As you can see, this is a two-story wash up 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5347 And, there's a communal laundry in the basement. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5348 Yes, it tends to be drier in the dryer. Nice spelling, BTW. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5349 A lot of people have cycled through this neighborhood. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5350 Whites in the top, colors in the bottom. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5351 We do have one top-loader left, but it’s a little pricey. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5352 Pedestals not included 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5353 dont look too long you may get sea sick 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5354 The neighbors can be a little loud, but they are very clean 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5355 This place has unbeatable feng shui. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5356 It's not actual size. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5357 « Stackables! They’re all the rage now. » 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5358 Sorry, this is the only home available in the neighborhood. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5359 Just lean into it and get real sad. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5360 Let's leave honey this sales agent is leaving us hung out to dry 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5361 A camera house would’ve been so last year. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5362 And the security system is great, if you've got quarters. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5363 Our self cleaning bauhaus model is very popular. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5364 I know you’re freaking out at the idea of the utilities, but these front-loaders REALLY save on water! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5365 And the Maytag Apartments are cleaning up! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5366 Fortunately, on this one the controls are out of reach of passers-by. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5367 Its the latest design rage; stackable and totally clean! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5368 If you're interested, I'll introduce you to the super, Mr. Maytag. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5369 Frances Gabe's Self-cleaning House is finally come full cycle. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5370 heat is included 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5371 Has this unit had a lot of turnover? you ask 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5372 Think of those wintry days and not having to go to the laundromat! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5373 If you take the second floor unit, you'll never have wrinkles. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5374 It’s perfectly livable as long as you tumble dry on low. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5375 This is a defnite plus - a once-a-month laudry for busy people! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5376 If our stackable floorplan doesn't work for you, you could try living side by side.” 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5377 The apartment is $2500 a month. The washer/dryer is $2000 extra. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5378 Best of all, the rent won’t clean you out! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5379 Let's say you're using real estate to launder money... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5380 And there are laundry facilities in the basement. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5381 No, but there's a laundromat around the corner. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5382 Yes, we have a few Russians in the complex, but their units are rarely occupied. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5383 He worked for Maytag 30 years before he started building. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5384 It's got built-in laundry. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5385 Here we have a bird's eye view of the neighborhood's dirty laundry. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5386 Don't be fooled - everyone there's addicted to Tide Pods. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5387 And this is a great place for doing the wash. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5388 Appliances are not include. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5389 'The previous owners were very keen on cleaning up the neighbourhood.' 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5390 Let's double down shall we? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5391 I know you asked for in-unit W&D, but have you considered unit-in? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5392 You mentioned that you wanted to live in a place that felt like it was moving forward. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5393 If you owned this building you could take your friends and family to the cleaners. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5394 Did I say it COMES with a wash-dryer unit? I meant it IS a washer-dryer unit. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5395 These are our high efficiency units. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5396 It’s self cleaning. They recommend you be out of it during spin cycle and all of your furniture be dryer safe. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5397 here's the spa where you can dry and wash your hair 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5398 It's so hard to find apartments in New York that come with a washing machine these days! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5399 It's a Mitchell-Laundra project. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5400 This one comes with a built in apartment and no monthly water bill. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5401 The previous occupants were the Maytag Family. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5402 And here's where your mom washes her clothes. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5403 It's even got a unit in washer-dryer! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5404 Finally, we have a lovely two story spin cycle, ample room for all your belongings and energy efficient, too. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5405 Now if you're looking for something that will attract attention and cost lots of money to maintain... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5406 In Summer, it has a steam cycle! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5407 For the family that has kids in college. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5408 I hope a little noise doesn't bother you! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5409 Its the very latest in Pandemic living spaces. No need for the constant hand washing. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5410 Every Tuesday the entire neighborhood is washed and dried. It greatly reduces the chance of community spread. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5411 You wouldn’t know it, but this property used to be owned by a mob boss. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5412 Getting the whole family clean with no detergent residue is all about choosing the right wash cycle. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5413 These units are out of your price range. They were built in the "international money laundering" style. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5414 . . . and when you flip the wall switch, you get a cross-breeze like you wouldn't believe. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5415 Sorry. The machine is currently stuck on Whites only. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5416 And the apartment is spotless! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5417 To save time and money, they all just do their laundry together every week. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5418 It comes with a kitchen and a bathroom. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5419 It has your "yin- yang" and its the most sanitized unit we have available. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5420 These units come with whirlpools. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5421 ...off street parking, fantastic schools and you’ll never lose a sock again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5422 The top load models just didn't fit the vibe. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5423 A lot of buyers prefer is unit washer and dryers these days. 1.1731 0.05297 52 45 6 1
5424 It was built in the late 80's by a member of the Cali cartel 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5425 The architect is a big fan of postmodernism. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5426 Uhm, this Washing-ton! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5427 Let's talk about clean energy... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5428 Deutsche Bank goes with its new logo. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5429 And here we have the new 2-bathroom no bedrooms model. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5430 Used to be some big money laundering operation. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5431 You can get it for a steal. It's owned by a well-known bank. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5432 I'm excited to show you this listing, do you have any quarters? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5433 As you can see the previous owner liked to air his dirty laundry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5434 It's ALL utility closet! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5435 as you can see, you never need to leave home to do your laundry! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5436 You can program the Harry Potter theme song to it. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5437 Our new Covid Condo's! Why wash hands, wash everything! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5438 I can show you one that's a little dryer. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5439 Now, this apartment offers out-of-the-box living. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5440 Like I said, water view. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5441 It was formerly a Sicilian bank. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5442 It comes with free hot water. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5443 Rent parties no. But wash parties, absolutely" 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5444 And it comes with its own stacking condo unit inside. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5445 Surprisingly, washer/dryers are not allowed in the units 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5446 I wanted to put the Wash in Wash-ington 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5447 Very up to the minute design to mirror these turbulent times! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5448 You'll love this one. Laundry isn't just in the building, it is the building. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5449 You should be able to get a good deal. The current owner is underwater. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5450 When Bill O'Riley moved out, it was no longer a 'no spin zone'. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5451 Like I said this neighborhood is very clean. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5452 In Soviet Russia, laundry does *you*! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5453 Money laundering hasn't been a problem in the time I've been showing properties in this neighborhood. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5454 At least you don't have to go to the basement to do the laundry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5455 It’s completely safe, I promise. Just stay in for the regular program every night and you’ll be immune for the day after. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5456 As an investment, you'll really clean up at this stage of the property cycle. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5457 I have two apartments to show you here in the Maytag building. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5458 We can’t go in just now, it’s on spin cycle. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5459 And this one comes with a 5-year guarantee not to air your dirty laundry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5460 Its the newest idea in the sharing economy 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5461 Save -- no window treatment! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5462 This unit has floor-to-ceiling lighting and is built to last over a 1000 cycles. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5463 The Architect grew up over a Laundromat . 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5464 Honey... did you pick up my dry cleaning? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5465 There's laundry in unit, and a dishwasher in basement to boot. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5466 Granted. This one is a little washy. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5467 Now before we step in, I need to ask. Were your clothes preshrunk 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5468 It's an efficiency. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5469 Sadly this owner-designer didn't want to mix white tenants with other colored tenants 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5470 There is a shared laundry room on-site. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5471 This cozy washer dryer unit comes built in with a New York City apartment 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5472 Well then you need to consider one of our ranch units. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5473 No need, this is a dry county. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5474 Remember the rambler? Meet the next big trend: the tumbler. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5475 Our Samsung 1000 model has an upstairs mother-in-law apartment. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5476 The previous owner was convicted of money laundering and was forced to sell after his conviction. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5477 Let's go in for a spin! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5478 You just select ‘Permanent Pressed’ and BOOM, you’re ready to go. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5479 It's easy maintenance. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5480 How do they keep a pandemic away? Wash, clean and detail every human being everytime! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5481 As you can see, we've expanded laundry facilities for the neighborhood. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5482 OH, VERY GOOD POINT. YES, IT IS "HE" DETERGENT ONLY 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5483 Yes, there is an in-unit washer and dryer. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5484 They are German units, last forever 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5485 Actually, it has a very high energy efficiency rating. You only have to run one load of laundry every two years. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5486 Unfortunately this one is listed as “whites separate” so we’ll have to move on. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5487 It’s a high efficiency unit that you can control with your smartphone. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5488 The gentle cycle is great for sleeping. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5489 There needs to be at least on of these here in Washington. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5490 And with this property there's no running up and down stairs to do your laundry. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5491 The washer/dryer combo was extra 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5492 If you find the same model at a lower price, we'll match the price. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5493 The sellers are including a cubic yard of detergent. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5494 The architect is a great fan of George Washingdon. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5495 yes- we do take great care in the cleanliness of our air bob 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5496 and we have the best money laundering facility in town 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5497 That's our newest resident, Ariel. The second unit is for when her family comes to visit! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5498 If you've got enough quarters, it's yours! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5499 Yes, it’s postmodern, but the interiors are very clean. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5500 Trust me, the novelty wears off faster than fabric dye. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5501 As you can see there is an in unit apartment with laundry 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5502 It’s a small detail, but an upside is they don’t require a cleaning deposit. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5503 .....and it comes with a year's supply of quarters 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5504 Since Covid, we've decided on a more progressive approach...allowing social engagements after going through a sani-cycle. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5505 This two story unit is self-cleaning. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5506 No, actually these units don't have washers and dryers. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5507 They made their money in Laundering. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5508 So...the rent is 6 quarters and 4 dimes per hour, and that, of course, includes water, gas, and electric. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5509 The next neighborhood is dryer. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5510 The homeless around here don't smell like dirty laundry. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5511 It’s the epitome of energy smart clean living. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5512 This neighborhood is taking clean living to all new heights. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5513 Instead of in-unit, we call these u-in-it. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5514 Of course, the kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, living room and dining room are all down in the basement, but that's a small price to pay for convenience! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5515 Sanitizing elevators are all the rage now. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5516 Best of all, you'll be right next door to a mother-daughter laundromat. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5517 We have a lot of college kids living in the neighborhood. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5518 Howie Mandel loved it! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5519 The bottom one comes with a clothesline and the top has two rocks in the bathtub. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5520 Well, when you said you wanted to live in a bubble... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5521 Is detergent included with utilities? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5522 Yes, the tenants share the laundry facilities.....with the rest of the city. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5523 I'm sorry... I thought you said you were interested in an efficiency apartment. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5524 We just recommend not washing your light and dark cars in the same load. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5525 No, I said high rinse. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5526 You’ve heard the modernist phrase, “a machine for living?” 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5527 Architecturally, its lines are quite cleanly simple. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5528 It's easy to get lost in there. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5529 I think you are trying to brainwash us into renting this place... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5530 And,you can watch the whole world swirl by from here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5531 It comes fully furnished with bean bag furniture. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5532 As you can see, we’ve made some Covid-friendly enhancements to the communal pool and sauna. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5533 Just 6 minutes each in the Covid Cycle, and you'll be free to visit your grandmother. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5534 You'll be in separate units, and only she will get hot water. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5535 It's all electric but you can convert it to gas. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5536 I bet it’s a oven during the summer. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5537 You won't even hear the spin cycle over the sound of the traffic on this block. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5538 “It’s a daily rental...just drop 420 quarters in the door slot each morning.” 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5539 For the exterior portion of your renovation I suggest we add coin slots. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5540 It's in your price range, has everything your looking for, except laundry facilities! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5541 You could always rent out the upstairs. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5542 The biggest feature is that is so unique! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5543 Dryers are on 6th. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5544 With these units you always know where you are in the cycle. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5545 As you can see, they loosened the building regulations 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5546 This townhouse is clean both upstairs and downstairs. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5547 A washer/dryer is included as the unit. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5548 Yes, the lint filters are a bitch. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5549 And for additional convenience, this unit features a washer on both the main and upper floors. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5550 You can purchase this property with dirty money too. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5551 Sure, Karen, you can speak to my manager. Just as soon as you wash those dirty words out of your mouth. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5552 No quarters necessary. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5553 Think about all the Quarters you will save! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5554 Perfect, right? Combined units, and we allow mixing whites and coloreds. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5555 So you'll be happy to hear it does come with a studio apartment. Denise Bencivengo Hamilton NJ 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5556 The President calls this the "Mary Trump" townhouse. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5557 And these are the new high efficiency apartments. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5558 But you only have to go upstairs if you survive the wash cycle. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5559 The lease is affordable, but you’ll never find any of your socks again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5560 There is a bedroom right in the building. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5561 This is how we change the complexion of the neighborhood 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5562 The bottom one is for delicates 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5563 And the landlord pays utilities. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5564 Clean living at an great price. It's so great, the last owner was running a Russian money laundering operation out of here, byt they sent him to prison. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5565 We do have a bit more mask laundering than usual here at the Cirque Centre. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5566 This is the double decker COVID Model..it’s self sanitizing feature is very popular! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5567 No pets allowed...too much noise. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5568 It’s super clean and totally dry. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5569 We want to pay in cash but don’t have the quarters...” 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5570 and it comes with its own home too! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5571 It’s stuck on delicates. Perfect for Millenials. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5572 Yes, made in China, and designed in California. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5573 These are actually not for you. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5574 For the Covid-conscious couple. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5575 This one’s in your price range but the washer/dryer is not included. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5576 It has an extra-large capacity for a growing family. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5577 You just buy the washer and dryer and a condo comes with them. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5578 It's the latest in self cleaning. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5579 You could live for free in the washer/dryer combo but it depends on how many quarters you get per month. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5580 And here we have a unit in washer and dryer 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5581 In these stacked units, the window seat is also the wet bar! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5582 Honey, do you ever feel like we're getting taken to the cleaners? These house prices are ridiculous!" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5583 And we clean it twice a week! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5584 Don’t worry - it all comes out in the wash.. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5585 After you leave the house it washes and dries by the time you get back. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5586 It's eco-friendly designed for those professional couples who refuse to dry clean their work suites. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5587 The upstairs and ground level washers come with clean-living apartments. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5588 Of course, there's the benefit that laundry facilities aren't in the basement. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5589 You said you'd look at anything in your budget as long as it was clean and dry. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5590 This one has main floor laundry. And second floor laundry. Basically, it’s all laundry. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5591 It practically pays for itself after 1,000,900 loads. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5592 It's the latest . The U.S. got the idea from Japan. They use it for studio apartments. We use it for the homeless. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5593 Trump says it will keep all residents Covid free! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5594 And what's more, there's a wet room on BOTH floors! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5595 Saving the best for last, here is a one-of-a-kind, self-cleaning duplex! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5596 Yes, I know, but $895,000 is a lot of quarters 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5597 This landlord mistakenly believes he can keep whites and coloreds separate. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5598 Not much. They were unemployed after SeaWorld shut down. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5599 And the Homeowners Association is quite progressive! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5600 ... and you'll be able to wash to wash your dirty laundry in public! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5601 And it comes with a built-in bedroom and kitchen. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5602 The best part? Next month's lint is free! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5603 Your delicates will never look better. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5604 We are sanitizing the building for corona virus 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5605 But it's a great way to meet the neighbors. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5606 It's designed by Frank Lloyd Whirlpool. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5607 It's very clean and dry inside. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5608 We accept rolls of quarters for rent payments. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5609 Nobody lives there; it’s the West 85tb St co-op laundry 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5610 The top one has the queen Murphy bed and the bottom has the kitchenette. We're taking efficiency to the next level. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5611 Are utilities included? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5612 Well, if you want to use the washer and dryer, then you pay extra. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5613 And, if you find that later you can not sell it, it's a wash. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5614 I think this one will sell for at least a quarter over the listing price 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5615 The apartments aren't getting smaller - the appliances have gotten 10% bigger... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5616 This used to be a cafe, but it folded 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5617 It’s the latest in lint-free living. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5618 It Reminds me of how I got rich enough to build an apartment house! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5619 It has a lovely terrestrial view for one third of every second. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5620 I have a great duplex available with new appliances. Washer/dryer included. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5621 Oh, but two story washers are all the rage this year! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5622 As you can see, the listing was very accurate about this being a very clean unit. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5623 It's a duplex. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5624 Now the WashingTon apartments are older but very clean. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5625 What makes you think the neighborhood is being gentrified? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5626 Your rent is paid in quarters. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5627 Building wash station, clothing optional 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5628 All of the units in this building have built-in bedroom and kitchen 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5629 What’s wrong? I thought wanted a clean, fresh home. Don’t tell me you changed your mind! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5630 What? You said you wanted ‘in-unit’...” 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5631 Spirit generator 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5632 This may explain the coin shortage... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5633 This one is a real must see inside. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5634 Not the only neighborhood to separate lights and darks, just the most obvious about it. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5635 And if you get locked out, I bet there is an easy fix on YouTube! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5636 And the best thing is, it is a self-cleaning house. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5637 As you can see, the gentrification cycle in this building is very efficient. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5638 Actually, it's a classic Andy Warhol exterior. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5639 And why is Mr. Clean selling? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5640 Yes, we have excellent laundry facilities on site 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5641 There's a refrigerator just down the block and a stove around the corner. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5642 Just think how easy it will be to wash down your groceries. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5643 Seller is including all appliances except the washer/dryer. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5644 One for whites and one for darks. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5645 You'll love the primary suite in this non-elevator building with built-in-laundry and everything you could want nearby! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5646 Water and central air included. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5647 It’s not in-unit, but it’s better than nothing. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5648 If you’re interested, we should move fast. These units get taken quickly. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5649 It's the perfect home when you want to mix things up. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5650 And here we have a lovely unit-in washer/dryer. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5651 Do you have any reservations about your reservations? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5652 They say it throws you around. But it doesn't even have arms! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5653 And some of the appliances are included in the price. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5654 Our newest residences: Covid-free guarantee or your money back. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5655 And the architecture, called cleanliness, was inspired by the year 2020 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5656 The perfect studio for you two! Monthly rent of just $3500* *water bill not included 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5657 In the long run it's cheaper than the "pay as you wash" structures from last year. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5658 This one's slightly out of your price range but utilities are included 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5659 None of this “side by side” tolerate here! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5660 We are white washing the district. I am sure you declare race, income, CV and CV of your ancestors. Good Luck! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5661 This is our newest model. It’s called the front loader and it’s all the rage now. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5662 And these accommodate a lifetimes worth of laundry. 🧺 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5663 Living ‘The American Dream’ in NYC 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5664 The higher the drier. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5665 We've changed the Tide with our new designs, we now have a better view of the Dawn 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5666 This unit practically sanitizes itself. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5667 These are our new self-sanitizing duex condos. Very flowery ambient scent. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5668 We’ve had a lot of turnover in the middle units” 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5669 Of course, in this neighborhood, there’s only room for a stacked unit. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5670 « It comes with a washer dryer? » « Yes! It is a washer dryer! What a plus ! » 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5671 ‘You’ll find the neighborhood very clean and dry.” 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5672 Kills 99.9 percent of viruses just like that. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5673 Don’t expect to unpack as this is a rinse and repeat kinda neighborhood 1.1731 0.04929 52 45 6 1
5674 The good news is that the HOA fee is actually negative $500 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5675 This is the city’s only laundromat 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5676 The neighbours were happy to see the last tenant leave, they were a bit of an agitator. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5677 Just imagine how many quarters you’ll save. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5678 ...and here we have the headquarters for Washington post. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5679 at least the rats and roaches will be clean. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5680 As you can see...the neighborhood has a warm eclectic vibe....Oh look....that Banksy..isn't he just a riot? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5681 They say gentrification is a cycle 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5682 Oh my God! This is my dream apartment! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5683 Let’s move on. This neighborhood is pretty finicky about separating their whites from their blacks. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5684 The green giant lives in the building down the street. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5685 The developers have really cleaned up this neighbourhood 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5686 And this is the high efficiency I was telling you about for a million five. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5687 Money Laundry 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5688 These new 'deep clean' apartments have been really popular of late... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5689 It’s free, but you have to do laundry for the whole complex. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5690 The developer did a great job finding the studs to wall-mount it. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5691 And here is the double decker listed for $2500/month 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5692 Well, we would prefer a top loader 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5693 As you can see, this is a whiter than white neighborhood. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5694 No that wasn’t a mistake in the listing. It is indeed a washer and dryer AS the unit 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5695 Most people just think it’s the Instagram logo. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5696 We also have continuously self-cleaning stainless units 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5697 Look. Big washing machines. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5698 Since the last side by side wasn’t quite to your taste, perhaps you’ll like this stacking unit better! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5699 As you can tell were laundryfying the neighborhood 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5700 Oh, maybe the edibles are kicking in 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5701 And here is our ‘perpetual cycle of existence’ model. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5702 This apartment has a pool that washes you and one that dries you! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
5703 No maid service needed! Perfect for a pandemic! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5704 The neighbors are a bit noisy 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5705 Unfortunately this building does not allow mixing colors and whites. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5706 It's really improved the neighborhood's curb appeal, this used to be a rundown laundromat. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5707 With the new, smart units, we don't need to separate whites. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5708 ...And, as the neighborhood’s central laundromat, this home has unimagined income potential. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5709 Gentrification is really hitting this neighborhood different. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5710 It is humid. But on the plus side, the dual purpose makes it super easy to keep clean. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5711 No bedroom, all bath 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5712 In-unit? On-unit? Around-unit? Does it really matter? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5713 This one is an in-laundry unit. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5714 It’s an hour and half lease and quarters are the only acceptable form of payment. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5715 yes, it’s communal, but we’ve never had an issue of space... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5716 ...and it has AC! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5717 This up-and-coming neighborhood comes with its own washing machine. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5718 Washer/dryer sold separately 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5719 The value of the neighborhood keeps going up, but fortunately this unit is scent-controlled. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5720 Dirty laundry? We won't hang you out to dry! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5721 And you are sanitized as soon as you enter the building 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5722 The neighborhood is mostly white, and this unit is perfect for the whitest whites 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5723 We asked and utilities are not included. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5724 So to answer your question, no, 'high' efficiency apartment wasn't a typo. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5725 Now this is a tricky one, but you'll love the neighbourhood. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5726 We've gotten so many requests for in-home washer and dryers, so we decided to go above and beyond. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5727 If cleanliness is next to godliness then this would be your very own chapel. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5728 This unit has great lighting 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5729 Wishy Washy your life is trashy 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5730 We recommend the all unit washer and dryer 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5731 It saves time and is even more effective than simply washing your hands 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5732 Wang Hills is a clean, fresh neighbourhood... we also have a 4-bedroom apartment on Dry Cleaners Lane. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5733 The seller has 5 daughters and 2 sons. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5734 Interest in these kinds of units often runs in cycles. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5735 And top honors in the national design competition for covid-free living. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5736 There has been such a demand for in-unit washers and dryers we just decided to make it the whole house! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5737 No need for a cleaner with this property! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5738 And these are the communal washrooms 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5739 Just think of all the money you'll save on air filters. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5740 These units have a 24 hour wash cycle so you don’t have to worry about counting to 20 while you wash your hands 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5741 Not many condos have laundry upstairs AND downstairs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5742 This is the only waterfront living in your budget. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5743 It was previously owned by Mr and Mrs Green Giant 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5744 It's the cleanest house on the block! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5745 ... and it’s an ideal apartment for Dirty Dansers. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5746 It's like Upstairs, Downstairs, but Washer or Dryer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5747 Yes, the unit is about as wide as the door, and you'll love the warmth and humidity in winter. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5748 And oh yes, we have washer and dryer available on premises. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5749 No, that's no problem. You park them in the fridge at the back. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5750 These are cooperative apartments. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5751 ... and best of all, hot and cold running water. 1.1698 0.07493 53 48 1 4
5752 And with the add-on two stage rocket, it converts to a fully functional space capsule for two. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5753 This is a modern two-story with no agitator and self-cleaning lint filter available in black, white, or slate. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5754 This neighborhood has gone down hill. It's all washed up. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5755 This place is stacked! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5756 It’s from the amorphous collection. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5757 would you rather a pedestal or a vestibule option? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5758 This one comes with a hot tub and a sauna. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5759 Before you decide, take a dry run for a week -- on the house. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5760 This place is clean and warm. Unfortunately, the next one is like an oven. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5761 ...It's a fully pandemic-compliant environment. You, your family and your pets will be clean from the moment you step inside. And the sanitizing cycle helps keep your home virus-free! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5762 The living quarters are in the basement. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5763 And your guests will really enjoy searching for missing socks.” 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5764 These are wash-and-go-homes, perfect for the infected. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5765 You'll no longer have to live separate lives 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5766 It’s a daring new concept. You choose.... top load or front load. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5767 What I've shown you so far is basic, but this apartment is loaded. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5768 Self-cleaning units like this one will be all the rage in a couple years! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5769 The white-washing cycle is especially popular in this neighbourhood. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5770 It’s the next big thing! No mere in-unit W/D: instead, the apartment-Washer/Dryer combo! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5771 This townhouse has been retrofitted into a stackable washer and dryer: COVID-19 certified. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5772 The seller is really pushing the "new" technology--engineered so you don't have to separate Whites from colors--but some of us know that was never necessary in the first place! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5773 Unfortunately, this one does not include a bathroom. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5774 Mr. Clean’s condo is next door!!! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5775 Rent is $2 an hour 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5776 It’s super clean, but a tad warm on the lower level. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5777 The upstairs gets a little hot in the summer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5778 The laundry facilities feature extra large capacity machines. Empty, they can function as kiddie bounce houses for special occasions as well! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5779 ....and for the perfect marriage,he can do his own tidy whiteys 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5780 And here we have the apartment's in-between unit washer dryer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5781 This next unit was specifically designed for those who aren't shy to flaunt their privilege. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5782 Because of Covid-19, cruises have been cancelled. But ... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5783 The last owner is downsizing, they left the dryer on high. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5784 The apartment comes with a lifetime supply of quarters. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5785 Mr.Westing just put it on the market. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5786 I should mention the lease requires no drying of tennis shoes. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5787 It's brand new and extremely clean! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5788 Just imagine what you'll save in hand sanitizer. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5789 And all the large appliances are BMW.. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5790 We're waiting for the dryer to be installed next door. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5791 It's cleaner than clean - definitely move-in ready. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5792 And you talk about a home that’s easy to clean and can keep you as warm as a fresh towel... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5793 ... And this is where the entire neighborhood's clothes live. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5794 Looks like Skid Row is gentrifying 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5795 I'm afraid we're in the midst of a housing bubble. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5796 And the washer/dryer are included 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5797 Unfortunately, the second floor is currently out of order. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5798 ... I know, but the rent is Dirt Cheap! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5799 . . . and yes, we do accept tokens in lieu of a check. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5800 All the units are clean and quiet, but the available one is our high efficiency model. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5801 The appliances do not come with this home. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5802 Needless to say, the architect for this redo was the firm of Washer & Dryer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5803 The only key is 'Normal' 1.1698 0.05207 53 46 6 1
5804 Utilities and detergent are included. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5805 Built for the Maytag family. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5806 You won't find a cleaner duplex in the city. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5807 No need to hire apartment cleaners. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5808 I shouldn’t be telling you this, but the Phelps’s are under contract for the top unit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5809 The neighborhood has been GEntrified . 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5810 In addition to the HOA fee, you'll need a lot of quarters 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5811 The previous owners took Clean Freak to a new level. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5812 And it will clean and disinfect....everything inside.....just turn it on....make sure your pet is outside. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5813 The lease is on a cycle-to-cycle basis. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5814 They got a grant to clean up the neighborhood. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5815 It doesn’t actually come with laundry hookups, but there’s a wonderful laundromat down the block. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5816 I recommend the delicate cycle. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5817 ...and, the upstairs neighbours are awfully warm! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5818 So as you can see we're not taking any chances with the virus. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5819 It washes and dries your guest and hold them in quarantine for two weeks. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5820 The spin function will really wow the neighbours! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5821 Interesting design concept...care to take a tumble? Wash or dry? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5822 It’s such a space saver. Stackable, exactly what you need in thee Village. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5823 It's like you're a lottery ball.....only way more painful.. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5824 These are the most popular units and they're going fast. Since most people are doing takeout now, we've eliminated the kitchens and replaced them with oversized laundry facilities. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5825 It’s coin operated, so save your quarters for the end of the month. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5826 ... and the maintenance fee includes washing powder. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5827 Your next door neighbors would be the giant industrial washer & dryer, but don’t worry, they’re very quiet. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5828 This home’s built-in sanitation cycle is an entertainers dream. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5829 The only downside is that it takes more than an hour to get out. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5830 Only during the spin cycle." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5831 Separate white from colored? Why do you ask? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5832 The rent is only 12,750 quarters a month. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5833 yes its a convenient location, but it takes ages to fill a load 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5834 The first floor is dry, the second is dryer." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5835 ... and that includes heat and hot water! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5836 The whole home is wonderfully clean! And you just need to turn them on when you leave the house... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5837 Now, this next property really puts the "ton" in Washington Square. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5838 In this case, it ‘is’ the building, but the apartment isn’t included. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5839 It's always safest to buy at the end of a cycle. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5840 Every now and then a few hundred socks go missing. But hey, that's the price you pay for communal living. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5841 And once a month, you deposit $900 in quarters. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5842 Oh, and the best part... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5843 And it faces right onto Washing Square Park! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5844 Each washer-dryer comes with an apartment 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5845 No, I don't have anything in top-loaders. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5846 Just listed. 4 quarters every 30 minutes 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5847 As you can see, we frequently white wash the neighbourhood ... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5848 The square footage rotates! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5849 It's easy. Just walk through the door then obliterate that alien washing machine thingy... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5850 You wanted COVID-19 clean? We gave you COVID-19 clean. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5851 Wait'll you see the view from the dryer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5852 Just wait till you see the spin cycle! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5853 Care to take a spin and then dry yourself off from the humidity of the day in this lovely townhouse? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5854 You can make a low, medium, or high bid. But beware, the market is cyclical. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5855 Actually, there's no hook-up, so you'll have to use the laundromat on the corner. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5856 These front-loader properties are flooded with natural light. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5857 Like I said, it's a very clean neighborhood... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5858 We call it Tumble Towers; the latest in Covid -clean housing. It’s not for everyone. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5859 Large windows and split utilities! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5860 It's our Howard Hughes Unit! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5861 This one's pandemic ready. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5862 If you feel the ground shaking, it's just the spin cycle 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5863 You look confused. I said it's a proper washer dryer unit not a unit with a washer dryer. This is very "in" right now. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5864 When we asked to see an up and down model - we meant a Cleveland Double! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5865 You need really larger quarters. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5866 This is the neighborhood washer and dryer. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5867 And you use the door to access the lint trap. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5868 See, this is where we separate the whites from the colors, here! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5869 Washer dryer included. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5870 Every tenant goes through the wash, dry and spin cycle before entering the building. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5871 The rent is insanely high on this, but it doubles as a money laundering apartment if you’re into the drug scene.” 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5872 It's the latest in urban-industrial style. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5873 And the you'll find that the spin cycle is one of the real perks of these units! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5874 It's ready to C 0-VID. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5875 Well, after all, it is WASHINGton... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5876 The previous owner moved to a tiny house. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5877 Oh, and the dryer's in the back. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5878 Laundri is for essential workers 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5879 This neighborhood used to be affordable. Now it's Whites only. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5880 And it comes with a kitchen, bathroom and a bedroom too. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5881 When the block association was confronted with the possibility of a new laundromat ; well, they decided it had to conform to the rest of the neighborhood. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5882 This racist says he wants a neighborhood with 'whiter whites'. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5883 It’s known as the cleanest neighbourhood in the city. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5884 Did your smart appliance refer you to us? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5885 This condo features a washer and a dryer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5886 I recommend the gentle cycle. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5887 ...and there's a washer AND dryer! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5888 It was formerly owned by a White House lawyer who just loved the spin cycle. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5889 And I assure you, the Whites Only function has been removed. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5890 And this is where the building holds its weekly swimming and spin classes. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5891 Anything you find left over in these units is totally fair game. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5892 This home has four bedrooms and three coin-operated bathrooms. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5893 This one comes as its own washer and drier. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5894 Yes, it's true. Redlining made the former owners pink. But don't worry, it's now illegal to sort. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5895 We also have units available where the top floor is a dryer 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5896 We front load our rent prices and our laundry here. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5897 We call it Hand-Washing Plus! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5898 Historically, the neighborhood separated lights from darks. Fortunately, the “tide” eradicated redlining, so colors commingle now without bleeding. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5899 Isn't that Gentrification? No, it's more of a rejuvenation or getting the funk out. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5900 This functional new concept in urban living is PERFECT for the on-the-go couple who only spend enough time at home to do the laundry! Oh, and before you ask; yes - the dryer's in the back. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5901 You have to pay the rent in exact change. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5902 It's a little rough, but it'll all come out in the wash. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5903 At least the giants are clean, right? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5904 As I said, beautifully clean lines. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5905 This is "Wash Day Condos" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5906 The architects of the house were Wash, Rinse, & Spin. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5907 No one in this apartment ever had any dirty laundry. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5908 Plus, you can cover the earnest money in quarters! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5909 The lint filter isn’t finished but imagine the possibilities. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5910 These units can handle all colors. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5911 Now you can watch the great world spin from the comfort of your self cleaning home! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5912 This building provides state-of-the-art-pandemic-amenities for a full body clean upon entry. Just beware the spin cycle may cause nausea. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5913 And just look at that clean profile from the street 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5914 I know what you're going to ask, and no, there isn't a washer/dryer hookup in the unit... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5915 This is one of our best options, all of your problems will be washed away! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5916 Loading up the wash has never been made this easy ever. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5917 Just picture yourselves 'washing' the news before going to sleep! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5918 Newly renovated. Former landlord was money laundering. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5919 We need you to wash and dry yourself first , before we can continue 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5920 . “Our newest high efficiency models don’t even require color separation.” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5921 There’s a washer on the ground floor and a dryer on the second to take advantage of the square footage. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5922 Still no outdoor space 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5923 These new units are actually guaranteed to have 100% COVID-free surfaces 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5924 We have a state of the art Covid human washing station on every building 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5925 Checkout these newly designed washer dryer condos. 100% covid free. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5926 And here we have a clear example in design that ‘form follows the existential whirring sounds of your eminent solitude.’ 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5927 Home ownership is the real Tide pod challenge 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5928 ... and this one’s the mobster and politician’s dream. Anything from rinse to heavy soak, a quick spin, and you’re laundered and out the door! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5929 We built this entire-unit w/d with quarantine in mind. You’re safe from Covid-19 in here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5930 Yes it is top loading, but elevator access is included. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5931 Sooo it’s not pet-friendly, is that gonna be a deal breaker? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5932 It’s the new housing craze. Spin Cycle. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5933 Today we’re looking at a beautiful double unit, the apartment will be included in your amenities after your HOA fees. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5934 These ones come with delightful morning light and a brand-new controlling system for external humidity. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5935 Plenty of space for your unmarked bills 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5936 This unit comes fully loaded, but don’t worry about rent - we‘ll accept pocket change and call it a wash. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5937 This is the neighborhood watering hole 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5938 As you can see, this neighbourhood is dedicated to cleanliness apposed to safeness 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5939 It's a neo-post-modern interpretation of climate change. Not as affordable, but keeps the place cool. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5940 With laundry-sharing, now whites and coloreds can finally be washed together. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5941 This is a very diverse neighborhood, you'll love the culture here...but we like to separate the whites from the darks. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5942 And you can clean all your clothes just once a year. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5943 It’s a 17,520 cycle lease. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5944 And it comes with an in-unit oven and shower . 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5945 As you can see, the stackable washers really free up a lot of space. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5946 Oh and this is that one flat I was talking about It literally never stains NEVER 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5947 Oh so it’s literally a huge washer and dryer?” “Yes.” “Well is there parking? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5948 And this is the neighborhood's sanitization center 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5949 We figured this was the easiest way to keep the building virus-free. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5950 Ah a double murder - 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5951 ...plus you have the flexibility to lock in a two-year lease, go month-to-month, or choose the 30-minute quick cycle... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5952 It’s a great unit, just don’t leave one red sock lying around 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5953 Don’t forget to separate the whites out. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5954 Suite-in laundry! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5955 Welcome to the new normal. This latest design follows social distancing norms- twin beds six feet apart." #NewNormalWha 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5956 It’s a great place to raise kids. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5957 ...and this is the former home of Rick Maisel. The front door was just recently installed. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5958 I suppose you’ve heard about “white washing”..? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5959 I thought you said this was a cookie cutter, not a washer-dryer combo? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5960 So long as you got kids living at home, you'll be saving a fortune. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5961 You can move in right away. The prior tenants were convicted of money laundering. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5962 And these are the community washer and dryers. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5963 The previous owner was a real basket case. 1.1667 0.07359 54 49 1 4
5964 If you don’t mind being separated, this unit is available for a song. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5965 I assume you both can swim. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5966 Trust me—it’s the perfect investment. Just wait until those PBR drinkers read about this in Architectural Digest. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5967 The self cleaning model is all the rage these days! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5968 Basement? What would you do with a basement? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5969 I know what question you want to ask right now. But no, we do not. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5970 Welcome to our new reality building. Simplify your new life with our wash, rinse and repeat suites. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5971 We have the best laundry room in town! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5972 This one is priced to sell at 8.2 million quarters. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5973 A third floor can be added to accommodate a dryer 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5974 5,000 dollars a month for the washer. You can ask the neighbors to borrow their dryer. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5975 Thought you might like to look at our dryplex... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5976 This one is slightly higher than your budget, but it does have a washer and dryer in the unit... I mean as the unit. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5977 Even though you are an interracial couple be sure you don't mix the light snd dark loads. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5978 This building is guaranteed to be Coronavirus free. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5979 Plenty of room, lovely views, and owners motivated to sell. The only thing is, unbalanced loads can be a problem. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5980 There's a waiting list, but when you get your sofa back, it is guaranteed to be virus-free. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5981 This unit comes with two washers: One for whites and the other for, um...darks. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5982 This one will keep you nice and clean, but you'll be very dizzy. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5983 But look at the bright side! No one here is forcing you to wear masks. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5984 I should warn you -- You'll probably want to wash your dishes by hand. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5985 Anything that adds to curb appeal is ok by me. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5986 Best of all, it's got a wonderful feature that you won't find anywhere else in this neighborhood—rinse control. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5987 And it's pandemic proof! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5988 It only "feels" like you've been put the wringer to buy it! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5989 The seller is hoping to clean up. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5990 They’ve reduced the price because of the spin cycle. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5991 And we'll even throw in a year's supply of sanitizing wipes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5992 With this self-cleaning home, you won't have to spend money on a maid! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5993 The upside is, your repairman can double as the building inspector. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5994 ...and this one signals ‘virus free’ to inspire confidence. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5995 ...and the first-floor dryer opens to a charming patio. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5996 This just came on the market. It’s one of the signature townhouse designs from the architectural firm of Washer and Dryer. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5997 And Yes, the washer and dryer do convey 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5998 The rent for the upstairs unit is 8000 quarters a month, dryer sheets included. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5999 Wait until you see the electric grid in the backyard. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6000 Just a warning, your shirts might turn pink after we leave. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6001 the washer and dryer double as closet space... oh, and there is no closet. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6002 The whites good industry storey. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6003 ... and this is Washington Heights.. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6004 Welcome to Washing-Tons Crossing 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6005 And, as you can see, the unit comes as a washer/dryer. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6006 As you can see, our facilities are washed top to bottom in a constant cycle. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6007 You'll find the neighbors to be very clean! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6008 The rent is reasonable, as long as you pay in quarters. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6009 You can wash, dry and live your whole life in the single space! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6010 In real estate, they convert ideas into business. And this year’s hottest idea is being clean. You know, 2020. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6011 Throw her in the machine! Worship at the feet of Technos! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6012 The floorplan is a little odd but it does come with 4 Tide sleeping pods 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6013 This condo arrangement comes in both gas and electric. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6014 The apartment self-disinfects every six hours. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6015 No need for a housekeeper in this self-cleaning smart home. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6016 Spin, spin, spin. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6017 And you you won't have to worry about any low income housing ruining the neighborhood because this is where all of the Fair Housing Act money gets laundered. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6018 Now, here's a home that totally utilizes its space. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6019 The same kind of units are used in every branch of government. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6020 The dryers are in the back. They are apartment size models so there are 40 of them stacked together. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6021 The maintenance payments aren't bad, but your sock budget will increase substantially. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6022 As my mother always said, “Life’s just one big wash and dry ...” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6023 you never need a maid the washer and dryer clean inside your home 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6024 Don't try this at home. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6025 You can literally wash your money here! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6026 How big are the quarters? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6027 The architect wasn't satisfied with washing just the hands. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6028 the apartment isn’t actually on site 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6029 Unfortunately this building seperates lights and darks, but the view of the water is second to none. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6030 This is every New Yorkers’ dream, built-in washer and dryer 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
6031 Nothing inspires cleanliness more than this appartments 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6032 Now you can travel in the time. In our new model of house fly5000 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6033 You'll be the life of the party. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6034 This is a stacked self cleaning unit with large amounts of natural lighting. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6035 Mr. Clean rents out the upper floor. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6036 It's the latest in home anti-Covid technology. Care to go for a spin? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6037 And it is this historic building that gave Washington its name. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6038 Appliances are not included in the asking price. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6039 Sure, it’s a bit out of your price range, but think of it: You’ll never need to buy Clorox wipes again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6040 Pod detergent only please. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6041 This property puts a spin on modern architecture! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6042 I'd make your decision soon, because this won't be available long. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6043 Housing around here is in an up cycle, but that can turn around in an instant. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6044 They're free to use, you just have to figure out how to reach everything. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6045 They left out some information on Street Easy. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6046 And there's a rooftop pool and garden. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6047 There are many amenities including a quaint living space. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6048 And in the rear, there are ample clothes lines to hang out the wash. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6049 Now I'm going to be completely honest, the last tenants did complain about a bit of a mildew problem. On the bright side, you won't find another like it on this side of Houston. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6050 Yes, it is zoned for multi-cycle. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6051 Sooooo, this is your new modern apartment. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6052 Tumble off to dreamland, and wake up smelling mountain fresh. This unit's for the couple who are permanently pressed for time. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6053 The previous owner was a power forward in the NBA 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6054 Ironically, it doesn't come with them. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6055 Entirely sanitized, they also come with a sink, a fridge, and a bed 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6056 Very clean floor plan but the water bills are outrageous 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6057 It’s a credit card operated Water-BNB! Disinfects from bedbugs & Covid19 in one cycle when guests check out! Great investment for the future! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6058 And this is where many of the tenants go to scream. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6059 . . and it's Covid-free 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6060 The previous owner was a cat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6061 It was designed for two couples who enjoyed having good vibrations ttogether. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6062 It's a clean neighborhood, too. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6063 If you're planning on having children, this one might be perfect for you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6064 The utilities bill may be a bit high, but the landlord includes five years' supply of detergent. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6065 So, you were asking about a laundry room. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6066 It's the future. This way you won't have to wear hazmat suits. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6067 We think we will clean up on this one. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6068 Don't worry about the hamsters next door, they're really clean. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6069 During the pandemic, you will find this easy to keep clean. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6070 The windows feature a blurred vision of the neighborhood and thus the world! Research has found it is extremely beneficial to over achievers. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6071 It's a new concept in house cleaning. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6072 It’s a steal; the owner has to sell because his giraffe is constantly intruding on the people upstairs. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6073 Set townhouse for quarantine and you're done. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6074 And the previous owners put a big dent in the mortgage by doing the laundry for the entire block. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6075 It comes with apartment hookups. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6076 This 2020 home comes with complete full disinfection certification! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6077 The house remains unclaimed as nobody has yet spotted all five differences. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6078 You'll clean up on its resale value. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6079 I know, but it does meet COVID sanitation standards. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6080 Imagine the influencers you'll draw! Hashtag SOHO, am I right!? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6081 And just down the street is a lovely little corner espresso machine. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6082 Looks good, right? But they don't save any water and the neighbors complain. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6083 Washer and dryer included. You'll have to sleep outside. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6084 Not only is it in a great school district, it's also perfect for laundering money. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6085 Offers great views, and handles big loads. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6086 It's better than next to the subway 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6087 Add bleach to the wash cycle and you’ll be immune from the corona virus. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6088 Wednesday is communal laundry day 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6089 Please respect your neighbors. Last cycle at 10pm. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6090 I told you, the landlord likes to show off. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6091 You'll love the spin cycle! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6092 Yes, Sal is included❗️ 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6093 The former owner really wanted to clean up the neighbourhood. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6094 This high-efficiency pied-a-teria generates passive income, but it's all in quarters. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6095 The best part is, you won't hear your neighbors through the walls! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6096 And they'll throw in a refrigerator. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6097 They're very quite. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6098 And it comes with twenty dollars in quarters. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6099 I know what you're thinking, but let's tour the house first and then you may come clean. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6100 This is 2020's version of 'duplex'. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6101 Don't worry, they only run the dryer during the day. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6102 It's the hottest trend. You never have to leave your bubble. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6103 The good news is this apartment has a laundry. The bad news - it is a laundry. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6104 At your price point, the good news is that it's a front loader. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6105 Of course the HOA is a little higher on these 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6106 It comes with an in unit sleeping closet. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6107 With all due respect, ma'am: if that's what you wanted, you should have asked for an in-unit washer/dryer and not an in-washer/dryer unit. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6108 Pros and cons? Well the bottom floor has a very spacious pool but the top floor is prone to leaking 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6109 It does come with a stackable washer dryer pair. What made you ask? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6110 Heat, hot water and detergent are included 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6111 You'll just love this new modern duplex. It comes with self-cleaning windows! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6112 And the neighbors across the street are in finance. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6113 It’s our covid special! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6114 It’s designed by the architect that came up with the Tide Pod challenge 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6115 Trust me, it’s the cleanest block in the neighborhood. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6116 The owners are anxious to sell and want to wash their hands of it because they're underwater. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6117 This is our foster home for non matching socks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6118 And here we have an American version of a pod hotel. If you ask me, I think they are missing the point. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6119 They were built back in the sixties based on a misunderstanding about separating the whites from the colors and now the owner refuses to admit his mistake... 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6120 They will help you pay the rent each month. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6121 Save on your water bill by washing your clothes and taking a bath at the same time. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6122 His and hers. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6123 And just like that... gentrified! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6124 Don’t worry, you can turn off the jingle that tells you when it’s done. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6125 It's less than the last place we looked at but you do have to pay in quarters. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6126 So, it's a walk-up, but it also has spin, rinse, and soak features." 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6127 It’s just disinfectant & it can be fun. :) 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6128 It's Amazon's attempt at "urban laundry"! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6129 Wash & Swim with your clothes on, then tumble dry, anyone? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6130 Have you ever wondered what's like as a rag doll in the spin-cycle? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6131 Those other developers provide in-home washing machines, but we provide home washing machines. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6132 No, no clubhouse. You meet your neighbors here on Wash Day. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6133 On Mondays...it’s a great way for the neighborhood to get together. 1.1633 0.04467 49 42 7 0
6134 These stackable units are the newest models in clean living! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6135 What ever you do, don't start the spin cycle! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6136 Consumer Reports rates them a Best Buy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6137 All appliances are included with this unit. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6138 The original owners were clean freaks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6139 This new listing is a converted laundromat 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6140 We've gone beyond in-unit laundry facilities. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6141 You did say that you are expecting quintuples 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6142 Just wait until you see the water features round the back. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6143 ...and the Anti-Wobble feature cancels the vibrations from the subway. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6144 No need to get agitated, i have other properties i can show you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6145 And a nice clean view..... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6146 My head is spinning with possibilities 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6147 You can choose your own cycle for cleaning each part of the house. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6148 And this two unit gem is perfect for a second income. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6149 Exactly! In lieu of masks and social distancing. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6150 It looks impressive but they only take those big novelty quarters... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6151 Now this property is perfect for foreign "investors" like yourselves. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6152 These Virus Vanquishing units sell for a premium and the design is eye-catching as well! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6153 It's the post-pandemic model. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6154 I don't think you'll find a top-load washer in this neighborhood. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6155 They wanted portholes in case of floods. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6156 Stacking them saves a lot of space! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6157 Since the pandemic, wash and dry has come out of the closet and into primary exterior architecture. It is fully functional: Air, persons, clothes, are sanitized from the moment you enter your home. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6158 This upcycled property comes front-loaded with all the best features. And it's so clean! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6159 "It's not a walk-up, it's a spin-up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6160 Its owned by the condominium, and used for either laundry or paper cash. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6161 this is the newest house, it makes sounds when you're trying to sleep 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6162 Oh, it's a scheme, all right! It just, ironically, has nothing to do with laundering anything. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6163 We do require one month of fabric softener as a deposit... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6164 It has building in laundry. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6165 Laundry units are in the basement. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6166 It’s better to disinfect by sitting inside using the short cycle with an extra rinse. Drinking the disinfectant is a no go. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
6167 You’ll have to pass a lint screen first. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6168 Sorry we're dry clean only. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6169 This is the property I told you about where the owners were underwater. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6170 We found that top-loaders took up too much space. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6171 cleaning up the neighborhood 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6172 And, they work well as tread mills on a hot day. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6173 I know it looks good now but she will end up hanging us out to dry. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6174 No, I distinctly said '2-floor wash-up.' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6175 It’s the home of the Maytag Man. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6176 This building is next-level clean! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6177 We're cleaning up with these post-post-modern duplexes 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6178 Now this unit will cost a little more because it boasts a stackable washer/dryer combo. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6179 Welcome to D.C. Where you can meet your neighbors while laundering together. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6180 So sorry about the confusion. It’s the LAUNDRY we separate 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6181 And we engineered the rinsing into classical music, this model is called Covidian 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6182 It's the only laundromat within two miles. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6183 A communal washer/dryer is included. It’s a new idea. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6184 I know...but the architect thought this would be way more fun than a yellow submarine. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6185 The world makes perfect sense when you're inside on tumble dry. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6186 It’s called Geek Revival 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6187 And... It is the cleanest building in the village 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6188 You wont find a cleaner one than this! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6189 These new condos come with wash and dry cycle swimming pools 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6190 Living facilities on site. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6191 There is also a laundromat down the block. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6192 And this neighborhood also boasts its own interactive spin classes 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6193 And....it is the Cleanest house on the block. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6194 Upscale urban and hygienic curb appeal. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6195 ...and in the winter, the Magtag Repairman shovels the snow. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6196 All the healthcare workers on the block just toss their clothes in before going home. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6197 And you can throw away your cocktail shakers. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6198 The good news is, it's a true two-bedroom! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6199 Your clothes and money will never be cleaner. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6200 A whole-house washer-drier set is the newest thing in home care. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6201 Here, you wash your clothes on. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6202 The HOA must be paid in quarters every half hour. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6203 This unit is self-cleaning and will be easy to flip. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6204 Can't have the whites and the blacks mixing. So we built two. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6205 Clean, modern, efficient. This place ticks all the right boxes. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6206 And rent is only 10,000 quarters a month! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6207 While it's, by far, the cleanest place for sale, the water rates are pretty steep. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6208 Take solace in your lower water usage. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6209 The first seven minutes' rent are free. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6210 And it’s best feature is the rooftop garden. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6211 They say the area’s washed up, but it’s not all like this. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6212 Just flip the switch on your new world apartment. The views are unforgettable. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6213 This unit has insuite laundry. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6214 No one’s going to leave you hung out to dry 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6215 We can go inside - it's thoroughly cleaned after every visit. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6216 Don’t worry about your new neighbor, he has OCD and has to buy two of everything. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6217 This neighborhood has a vibrant art scene. That's by Claes Oldenburg. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6218 This one comes with in-unit washer and dryer. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6219 it’s a whirlpool 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6220 Wash yourself in up, we will let you dry out down 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6221 So, you understanding? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6222 You may have seen this renovation on HGTV 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6223 Washing your hands is not going to be a problem anymore. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6224 The windows are like living in a fish bowl where everyone can see you. Only this time they're stylishly designed like laundry machine windows" 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6225 We’ve come up with a revolutionary new rotating tenant system. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6226 Luxury rental with washer and drier in the building 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6227 I think this house is what you guys are looking for to begin a new cycle 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6228 Home values are tumbling but if you wait the cycle it’s a wash 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6229 while there may not be an in-unit washer and dryer, there's still a laundromat across the street. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6230 It’s truly a rare find in this neighborhood 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6231 welcome to Washing-Ton city 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6232 This is the perfect neighbourhood to believe you are living the best life! This apartment will brainwash you in less than a week! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6233 As you can see, the market is in a spin cycle. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6234 Sure, the apartment shakes violently sometimes and floods occasionally, but what a charming neighborhood! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6235 I’d show you around but the current tenants aren’t completely dry. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6236 The washer is broken but we are stuck with it now. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6237 It's a great place to launder money. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6238 Have you guys seen GET OUT? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6239 I knew that renting in New York was going to take me to the cleaners, but I didn’t know they meant it literally. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6240 Oh you said you wanted laundry IN unit? I thought you said you wanted a laundry unit! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6241 What we all want in an apartment 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6242 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted two washrooms. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6243 No, the upstairs neighbours aren’t loud. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6244 Not a racist but..I like to separate my whites and tenants alike 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6245 At your left, the limestone factory. I hope you haven't forgotten to bring your swimsuit and personal mask 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6246 Modern architecture- these units are the only ones in the market that makes it safe to have guests over. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6247 Our spin on new shrinking apartments in metro cities. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6248 City officials are calling it “LAUNDRIFICATION” 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6249 I'm saving a heap on cleaning bills 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6250 Living the cleaner lifestyle cycle. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6251 Welcome to Spin City. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6252 The previous owner updated with the latest appliances. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6253 You'll love it. Just press the settings when you leave, and the unit cleans and drys itself. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6254 Unfortunately, this unit doesn't come with a fridge. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6255 You might want to consider our discounted town home that includes the complex's washing and drying facilities 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6256 A classic Bauhaus by the famous designer, Ries van der Maytag 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6257 This unit has the possibility of laundry income. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6258 Some people call it a town home, but I prefer to think of it as a stack unit. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6259 The architect thought that they might appeal to 'clean' freaks! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6260 This is our response to working families who have wished for a home that would clean itself! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6261 This model features desirable upgrades plus built-in central vac! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6262 The current owners are a high-powered professional couple. Spin doctors I believe. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6263 The last owner was a bit of a washout. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6264 This 2 story mixed use facility has been cycling the market for the last few months 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6265 Yes there is a rental option but you have to pay in quarters. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6266 You said a washer/dryer unit and an open foyer were musts. This was the only way I could get you both. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6267 People tend to cycle through these units fairly quickly. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6268 Forget about it. It's Chinatown! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6269 Honestly, any way you spin it, it's a bargain property. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6270 I like it because my apartment is always clean. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6271 It’s the neighborhood bank specializing in industrial strength money laundering. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6272 This unit has a lot of turnover, but otherwise the neighborhood is super stable. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6273 Oddly, no, it doesn't include a washer and dryer! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6274 The landlord only accepts rent in quarters. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6275 It is a Whale-Washing machine. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6276 And as you can see they’ve really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6277 It comes with a convenient in unit bedroom and bathroom. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6278 Is this one more energy efficient than the last one? Personally, I'd say it's a wash. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6279 The downside is you'll need to pay the mortgage in quarters. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6280 There isn’t another unit with higher efficiency on the market with laundry on the premises. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6281 And this is the latest spin on rent control. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6282 It’s the cleanest fixer upper you’ll ever see.” 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6283 Cleanest unit on the block. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6284 And this comes with a year's supply of 'Tide'! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6285 The design is unique and it's self-cleaning. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6286 The upstairs unit runs a little warm and the downstairs has a water problem. Do you want it or not? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6287 I know the exterior is a bit avant-garde , but believe me it's got a really clean interior 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6288 My favorite feature is the spin cycle. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6289 The neighborhood is gentrifying, but on a gentle cycle. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6290 There's just so much dirty laundry these days... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6291 No, no, I said "is unit washer-dryer". 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6292 The dryer is on the bottom-in a cold rain, you can dash in, quickly warm up, and dry out. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6293 You act like you've never seen one flow cell battery. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6294 So many buyers are doing this now. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6295 A home purchase where money laundering takes on a new meaning. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6296 Top to bottom it’s the cleanest place you’re gonna find! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6297 Water and garbage aren’t included. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6298 This high end Washer/Dryer townhouse has a COVID-19 free guarantee. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6299 Apartment 2B is this year's 'clean design' award winner. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6300 There is a change machine around the corner if you wish to put a deposit down on this unit. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6301 And this one features in-unit laundry. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6302 I heard the previous owner was a money launderer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6303 I would show you the garage, but I'm waiting for the rinse cycle to end. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6304 Gen Z's new comprehensive concept of a laving situation. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6305 Just curious. Can we reduce the payment cycle? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6306 Some people might find this next one a bit expensive, but I promise it'll come out in the wash! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6307 And the best thing about it, you can pay your rent in quarters 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6308 These units appear to be set up for whites only, but I'll talk to the association. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6309 Let's have a look inside during the spin cycle. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6310 Just keep it on tumble dry low and you'll be fine. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6311 : "And this property is designed to cover for your tax heaven needs"... 😂😂😂😂 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6312 We warned you that this neighbourhood was a little washed out. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6313 We've in district laundry available as well, and that's a catch! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6314 Its for the New York Giants 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6315 Perfect unit for your out-of-state visitors to quarantine 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6316 #MyNewYoekerCaption Yes the rooms are much smaller, but when it comes to the washer and dryer.... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6317 It used to be a laundromat 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6318 2020....Rinse, Wash, Repeat. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6319 Don't mind the tenants, they're a bit bubbly 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6320 Welcome to the government sponsored mandatory brainwashing initiative. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6321 Yes, this townhouse commemorates the original name of DC, Washingtown. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6322 The historians refer to this as a ‘machine for living’. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6323 We have the best neighborhood for whitewashing 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6324 It has a proper work-life balance. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6325 The units are self-sanitizing but they come as a pair 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6326 As proudly mentioned in our mission statement, we don’t see color and whitewash everything with 100% money back guarantee 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6327 These are our he (high efficiency) apartments 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6328 It has a modern design, a lot of facilities and a laundry just a block away!... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6329 This listing is south facing so it gets tons of natural light 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6330 That’s what they call Money Laundering Transparency 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6331 It's close to the subway and it's really, really, really clean. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6332 And it doubles as a swimming pool! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6333 People keep asking for in unit laundry 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6334 Frank Lloyd Wright did this one. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6335 You know how when you use something, it gets dirty--well, that won't happen again. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6336 And what you'll really appreciate are the hookups for a sofa and shower. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6337 The previous tenants were a lovely pair but they recently separated. Vaulted ceilings...vaulted walls...vaulted floors... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6338 The current owners will provide a years' worth of quarters at closing. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6339 The neighborhood space saver set is included in your HOA. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6340 The seller offered to hang you out to dry after putting you through the wringer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6341 This one is going cheap because the builder forgot to include a laundry rooms 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6342 These units are perfect for people like you who travel out-of-state and have to come home to self-quarantine. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6343 For an extra fee, we throw in a former NBA player to help you wash your laundry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6344 Yes, but he said the dryers weren't on sale. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6345 You'll never need to shower again! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6346 And you can keep all the socks you find. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6347 ...and I'll skip the part about load separation... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6348 ...and of course...appliances are included! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6349 one word folks...'clean' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6350 It's a bicycle-friendly neighborhood. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6351 This? Just don’t put a spin on it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6352 Do you want to go for a spin in it? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6353 With your credit score we can waive first and last month’s detergent. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6354 It doubles as your in-home exercise wheel. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6355 The sellers DID have an underwater mortgage 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6356 Instead of a studio, you live in a childproof Tide pod. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6357 The water bill tends to run a little high, but you'll never have to clean house. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6358 'And this is the Westinghouse.' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6359 This one comes with both wash AND dry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6360 The acoustics echo a bit, but it has excellent water pressure. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6361 Best of all, the building comes with a free thousand gallons of laundry detergent. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6362 These Units come with a communal washer and dryer , for complete energy efficiency ! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6363 Marie Kondo automates the joy of decluttering. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6364 This is new state of the art self cleaning duplex condo. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6365 Yes, I was also surprised that the Autobots and Decepticons sometimes wear clothes - much less wash them - but the rent discount for the building superintendent is very generous. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6366 And there's a communal laundry room in the basement. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6367 On the upside, it's easy clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6368 Queens is "Flushin´", we are "Washin´ 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6369 Thanks to gentrification, we consider ourselves a very clean neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6370 It has in-unit bedrooms, too 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6371 This is ideal if you just finished your starring role on a hit sitcom. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6372 Mom, Dad, I live on the top floor; I have a great view except when someone turns the thing on. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6373 It's a stacked unit with a clean history. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6374 Do you guys want to take her for a spin? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6375 The architect was commissioned to make a clean break from conformity. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6376 So, you asked to see the apartment designed by Mr Maytag? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6377 It's on tumblr. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6378 And our common rooms allow for safe socialization in pandemic times, although you might want to advise your guests to don swimwear. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6379 And rent is only two quarters for 15 minutes. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6380 One of our best features, you don’t have to separate whites and colors. It’s okay to mix! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6381 Don't let the optics scare you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6382 This building got Maytäg Virlpül the Pritzker. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6383 this one has unit in washer/dryer 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6384 No, there isn't in-unit laundry, but the laundromat is just at the end of the block. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6385 It’s a steal ! Built by a former money launderer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6386 Did I mention that there’s a laundry very near the unit I’ll be showing you today? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6387 hey hey hey....I’m trying to show you clean apartments so let go of her purse strap ! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6388 Amazing to get an ocean view at this price point. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6389 That's starchitects for you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6390 Sanitation, sanitation, sanitation” 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6391 And this how we maintain a low cost of living in this neighborhood. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6392 Neither of you have vertigo do you? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6393 It's a top and bottom combo. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6394 If you're interested the developer has a new listing in Fridgetown." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6395 It used to be the industrial section of the city. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6396 This unit comes with it’s own washer and dryer! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6397 We think that these will be big enough to clean up the country after November. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6398 And it comes with a complimentary house cleaner! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6399 This Trump apartment is nothing but spin. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6400 This will wash away all the unpleasant vagaries of your stained relationship. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6401 If you don't have enough quarters, they also take Bitcoin. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6402 Now, these two apt's. are the most expensive, because they are easy to clean, 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6403 The building isn't new but these two units have been newly recycled. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6404 The plus side is that it is inexpensive, but you just have to accept that you’ll be dizzy all Oof the time. -Myles Cohen Atlanta, GA 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6405 We had complaints about the neighborhood becoming "whitewashed" so we stopped using bleach in the wash cycle 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6406 Yep. This address is perfect for discrete money launderers such as yourselves. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6407 Didn't you say you wanted waterfront loading property? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6408 Cleanest apartment in the neighborhood. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6409 There are no requirements to separate whites and coloreds. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6410 It's like a homecoming walk thru car wash for the new COVID era! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6411 Now, this particular unit has been modified in response to the pandemic. You never have to worry about not having washed enough. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6412 It makes for a clean neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6413 It comes with an in-unit kitchen and bedroom! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6414 It comes with both washer and dryer we wouldn’t want you air drying we’re not insane! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6415 Be sure and stock up on quarters when rent is due. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6416 And the neighbors spend most of the year in Florida. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6417 A front loader like this would be twice the price in any other neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6418 Think of the convenience. You wash and dry your clothes and house at the same time. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6419 During the day you can sublet as a laundry. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6420 The front load design never really worked well for washers, so architects figured they’d put their spin on it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6421 Pre-covid, this townhouse would have just sat on the market. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6422 You'll never have to go to the laundromat again, and you'll bet plenty of aerobic exercise! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6423 The neighborhood is not the same since the introduction of front loads. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6424 The front-loader is mega popular since the methanol sanitizer model fell out of favor. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6425 This beautiful 2-story washer and dryer set was built in 1975 and comes complete with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, recently renovated kitchen and rooftop deck with a spa. The asking price is $2.5 million. Will that be cash or charge? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6426 Now, you don't see a lot of these in this area. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
6427 ...and these are our high efficiency apartments. You can buy them individually or stacked. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6428 The middle unit is where the Maytag repairman used to live 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6429 You need to use really big quarters 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6430 This unit is for folks who love clean living. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6431 Trump used to own that property but he sold it to a Russian buyer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6432 They're ENERGY STAR certified. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6433 No. Why do you think they'd need a pool in the back yard? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6434 I find it hard to stay focused when I look out the windows. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6435 The rent for this unit is one sock from each pair you own. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6436 It has good bones. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6437 Your head will spin when you see how much room there is 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6438 You have to sign a waiver, but it is solar powered radiation with a mix of bleach that somehow gets into the body. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6439 Ironic, isn't it? The nearest laundromat is actually three blocks away. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6440 The rent is coin-operated. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6441 Choose either unit, it's a wash. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6442 And think of the time you'll save not having to clean house. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6443 This two-story laundromat sleeps six and rents for $2000 per month. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6444 It has a cold setting for people like you who like to mix their coloreds with their whites. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6445 All in all, it’s a fab place with cheery decor. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6446 You’ll find this a very clean neighborhood 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6447 After so much swimming in circles, I finally signed the lease. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6448 The sleep and wake up cycles are to die for. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6449 Form fallows function. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6450 Yes, the washer and dryer are included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6451 Yes, but is there a pool? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6452 It's a triple threat—trending on Architectural Digest, Consumer Reports, and Soap Opera Digest. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6453 wishy-washy 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6454 This is one of our new hybrid models- a small business already built-in to a two story home. Two for the price of one, minus the business + homeowners taxes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6455 You may have to compromise on a few things but it does have onsite laundry 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6456 Make sure your items are labeled for the community laundry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6457 No apartment in-unit, but you do get a washer-dryer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6458 It's part of the city's project to waste your money. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6459 ...and of course, communal laundry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6460 Laundry is included, but I should let you know the communal living quarters are coin operated. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6461 ...and it only costs $75 for a full wash and dry 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6462 This building is close to public transportation, has a balcony out back, and comes with an in-laundry unit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6463 The property provides bedding on each floor for a dollar on the hour. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6464 They are for the giants upstairs. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6465 The interior is nouveau-architecture as well, very high-concept, clean, luminous, you'll love it. Pets are not allowed because the spin cycle makes them really upset and their cries annoy the neighbors. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6466 The townhouses have no rooftop pool nor Jacuzzi, but you can sign up to ride the wash cycle 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6467 It's the next best thing to getting the vaccine... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6468 A new laundromat just opened down the street and just about everyone in the neighborhood washes their clothes there now. Only Fabian, and occasionally Denise, will come by on Thursday mornings. They're harmless. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6469 We also have top loader models but they are not as popular. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6470 It's practical living for a wet or dry climate. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6471 This may be more coins than you were hoping to spend... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6472 It’s 2021 Mindy; we share everything in Suburbia!” 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6473 The bleaching process is an HOA requirement 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6474 Families with kids are very satisfied. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6475 At present the Warhol unit is in between cycles. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6476 It's the latest in double decker housing but I hear the water bill is outrageous. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6477 You should see the basement! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6478 I think this will fit all your clothes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6479 ...and as an added amenity... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6480 To create interest in this property, we gave it a lot of spin. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6481 And here's an appealing feature---the fabric softener conveys. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6482 This one is stacked with COVID-19 protection. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6483 The bottom one is for washing fabrics, the top one for mixing drinks! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6484 And it comes with 2 bedrooms and 2 baths. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6485 You can decide which part your want to live in while the other part is being disinfected 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6486 You'll love swimming in the lower unit while drying your wet towels upstairs. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6487 And of course, to help ensure privacy, they have their own special area code. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6488 If you enjoy spinning . . . 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6489 It’s a classic General Electric duplex. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6490 No, the detergent and dryer sheets were staged. You'll need to bring your own. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6491 Well, we do have a lot of clothes. We will buy it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6492 Here, dark and light colors can wash together. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6493 what about a unit in washer dryer? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6494 It’s really just forced perspective: we got the idea from coffin hotels 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6495 No spin--this developer is known for addressing the top desires of young couples. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6496 I know it's a little unconventional but you'll leave the house every morning feeling clean and refreshed. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6497 The Landmarks Commission approved. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6498 It has exceptionally low Utilities 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6499 With or without bubbles? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6500 There's no better way to make a big splash with your new neighbors. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6501 New modern hybrid living -totally hygienic! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6502 And this is your self-cleaning model. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6503 It's a dream when it needs deep cleaning! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6504 And there is no longer a need to separate the lights from the darks. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6505 The last owners made a fortune laundering face masks! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6506 We are offering this Washer Dryer Condo to our cleaner-greener discriminating buyers. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6507 We are installing the washers next week. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6508 The newest in everyday living. HOA's include: Family sized Walk-in HE Washer /Dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6509 Yes, the spin cycle can be a challenge, but nothing nerf furniture and paper china can’t handle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6510 Unfortunately, the building lacks a dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6511 Self-cleaning house, upstairs and down. It's the latest. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6512 Just don't try to sleep during spin cycle" 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6513 With this house you don't have to lug laundry up or down stairs! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6514 You can have either the vibrant, multicultural, working class cityscape, or you can trade it all for the gentrified washer-dryer combo 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6515 This home has the coveted auto-clean feature. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6516 You will be able to easily control the temperature on both floors as you desire, and shower at the same time with your clothes on . . . 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6517 The instructions say not to mix whites and colors. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6518 I'm sorry - In, not with.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6519 Rest easy at 4C. You can wash away your sins. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6520 this building has laundry on each floor 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6521 You’ll need wash board approval, but I’m sure that won’t be a problem. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6522 When it's not in use it could be like a day at the beach. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6523 It's a fixer. It tends to walk itself out into the street. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6524 These units are cleaned daily. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6525 This home for sale has the clean spin cycle look!! Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6526 We present: The Dishwasher! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6527 WeLive, the guy imported Kibbutz ideas.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6528 You want SOUND? Those are woofers. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6529 As you can see, the units are stackable. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6530 Just imagine, this house will wash and dry you in your sleep. No more chores for life. #Futureliving 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6531 It’s called a two-for. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6532 What? I thought we had tickets to Disneyland. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6533 And you won’t have to worry about your dirty laundry. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6534 And it has TWO off-street parking places! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6535 Please move along, this is a whites only run. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6536 The design is very clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6537 Those are the spin party rooms. We're a bi-partisan community. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6538 Lint cleaning comes with the bottom floor utilities 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6539 Did I mention the self-cleaning oven? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6540 We had to give up the 'whites on top colored below' rule. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6541 Yes, THIS unit comes with a washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6542 The Hart's learn that in their new condominium, everyone does their laundry together on Saturday mornings. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6543 Now this is a popular option, a washer and dryer with studio attached. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6544 This desirable duplex is what you might call 'not too shabby chic'. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6545 You know how people are always saying, "Wash, Rinse, Repeat"? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6546 I know this building looks a bit washed out, but on the bright side, you won't be needing a laundry service. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6547 Why, yes, all appliances are included. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6548 You'll have your own pool on the first floor. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6549 Clearly the washer and dryer are included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6550 Front loaders are the latest in efficiency. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6551 Good news! This one has air conditioning! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6552 And to reduce your costs we can front load your mortgage, too. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6553 It's a real bargain, previous owner was a convicted drug lord. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6554 .....and this one here is our Covid-Free home. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6555 This week on house hunters.. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6556 It gets breezy on the second story. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6557 The seller has generously agreed to include a free year’s supply of laundry detergent. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6558 And, as you can see, this unit comes with what we are calling the Sasquatch of appliances... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6559 If you decide to buy, I would recommend you budget a little extra to replace the upper floor with a dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6560 Yes, laundry's very accessible 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6561 The architect is the Maytag Man. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6562 It was built by a money laundering ex-President 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6563 Why be a homeowner when you could be a front loader? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6564 Just beware of the spin cycle. It's a doozy! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6565 Appliances are included. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6566 You not only live in a bubble but the handy visitor-wash and visitor-dry cycles make this property ideal. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6567 For an optimum living experience, it is recommended you separate when moving in. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6568 And, as you can see, the neighborhood has a convenient laundromat. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6569 Thus was designed by an architect who believed in keeping the colors separated. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6570 They were at the top of your "must-have" list. It ticks all the other boxes too. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6571 “Some people say modernism is all washed up.” 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6572 Just put on a Brand, make a deal and you live free! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6573 The tinting is available on all our high efficiencies! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6574 Don’t you know it, we had to replace every appliance. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6575 Today's busy executive is choosing to combine bathing and laundry with this new easy access one-stop concept. Details are still be ironed out. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6576 One hand washes the other. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6577 This new stackable unit is just loaded with features you won't find in a typical pied a terre. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6578 The owner was tired of paying someone to laundry his money 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6579 Cycle one stops global warming. Cycle two does nothing, so its a wash. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6580 And each floor has both a wash and a dry cycle. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6581 You can clean all of your laundry at once on annual basis. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6582 The wave pool is the best part about the first floor unit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6583 No, no typo in the listing. It has in-laundry unit. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6584 Duplex. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6585 This townhouse comes with the Easy To Clean option. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6586 The previous owner had octoplets. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6587 This is the newest laundromat. They do big business. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6588 Thoroughly modern design with stunning 360 degree views from each floor. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6589 Well this should take care of COVID! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6590 The building has a great mix of Whites and Coloreds” 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6591 Oh. With this lovely washer and drier you get a terrific 4,500 sq. ft. 4 bedroom/3 bath home with a pool out back. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6592 Everything is full automated,and it's two for the price of one. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6593 Rent to be paid in quarters. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6594 It comes with a revolving loan. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6595 We are very green-sensative here. All units wash together on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6596 The previous owner made his fortune in self service laundry franchises. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6597 We have high-quality windows, composed of both annealed and fully tempered glass. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6598 The two bedroom Kenmore's $1,500 a month, the Maytag runs a little more. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6599 There is a drying line in the garden behind. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6600 I told you it had a water view. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6601 Cleanest building in the neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6602 As you can see, it’s a very clean neighbourhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6603 It’s called the house of missing sock 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6604 Places like this are going really fast in the current cycle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6605 The listing says this townhome is immaculate. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6606 You're the perfect couple for Yin Yang architecture. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6607 On rainy days, the previous owners would enter thru that door and dry off. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6608 We call this our stacked unit and it works equally well in dry or wet conditions 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6609 You don't need rain for the rinse cycle! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6610 Do you have quarters for the open house? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6611 Yes, they are coordinated. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6612 This unit has a washer-dryer, but you will have to share it with everyone in Brooklyn. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6613 And this is where your mom does her laundry. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6614 As requested, IN unit. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6615 ...and yes, it does come with a conveniently located laundry room..." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6616 Is this what you meant by postmodern? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6617 Oh that’s because everyone in this building is depressed and does their laundry once a month. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6618 And not only walk-in closets . . . 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6619 And it's accessible from your phone. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6620 It our most modern apartment, it cleans and dries itself. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6621 Rent's $1.25 an hour. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6622 Bargain because ... no plumbing upstairs and no venting downstairs. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6623 It’s a good price, but the upstairs is extremely dry and humid whereas the downstairs is way too moist and smells too much like soap or bleach. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6624 They actually work 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6625 It costs $3.75 every time you go in, it only takes quarters, and it doesn't make change. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6626 I heard it was bought with dirty money. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6627 One has a door but the other one has parking. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6628 I wouldn’t recommend biracial couples for this complex. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6629 uh...wouldn't it just enough with washing hands 30 seconds when we stay at home? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6630 Don Corleone used to live here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6631 I won't spill the dirty laundry of the previous owners! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6632 It's the cleanest house on the street. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6633 Really? They told you to watch out, that I'd take you to the cleaners? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6634 You pay only utilities, and it will be available in about 14 minutes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6635 It's been called a 'panty dropper.' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6636 And best of all, it's a Westing-house 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6637 And the monthly rental is 6000 quarters but that does include dryer sheets 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6638 This is my cleanest and dryest unit to show you. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6639 The President tweeted something about housing sudsidies, and voila! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6640 It's much more efficient than the side by side. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6641 Yes, the duplex is energy efficient. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6642 The Co-op board voted unanimously on the recent renovations." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6643 The seller is a Russian investor. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6644 As you can see, the washer and dryer is included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6645 I will have to check to see what it would take to put the washer and dryer in the basement. Steve G. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6646 Oh, it’s spin cycle classes taken to a new level 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6647 ...and this is a special unit for those laundering money..... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6648 And here we've got a beautiful half-bath with a quarter-to-quarter lease. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6649 Take her for a spin? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6650 A Realtor’s Spin. “Your new retro home was built from the bottom up by the famous Lonely Maytag Repairman. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6651 And here we have your washer and washer. We couldn’t find room for a drier. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6652 In this listing, appliances are included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6653 For today only, Tide pods are included in the rent. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6654 What? No, of course not. These are just big washing machines. Your appartement is in the real building next to them. Are you dumb? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6655 This way it's in-unit for everyone. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6656 And best of all it's conveniently located next to a laundromat. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6657 You're not stacked but this is. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6658 And the in unit washing machine also comes with an apartment. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6659 The bottom unit can't be remodeled. It's load bearing. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6660 At least it’s clean. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6661 That's the Maytag's apartment. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6662 I asked the builder for a fresh, clean look. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6663 You are guaranteed to have the cleanest condo in the complex! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6664 It is our neighborhoods only throw back to segregation, one is for blacks, one is for whites. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6665 I’ve heard of curtain wall and window wall systems but washer wall? Too much. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6666 A cleaning service is included in the rent. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6667 Is is different. But it totally solved the mildew problem. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6668 You won't believe the cleanliness of this home! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6669 As you can see, it comes with an apartment sized washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6670 Flip, rinse, repeat. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6671 I understand they hired an architect from Germany who designed the Chancellory 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6672 And this is the new clean energy apartment concept. Rebecca Hawkins Paradise Valley. Az 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6673 Couple: "But you're saying it doesn't have an in unit washer/dryer?" Realtor: "That's right, you'll just be living in a washer/dryer unit." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6674 I should note, it is coin-operated. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6675 And it comes with complete maid service. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6676 The city needed washing after the pandemic. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6677 Ying yang wash and dry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6678 The price is below market, buyout have to pay entirely in quarters. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6679 No money But it does an awesome job On PPE and clothes 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6680 Just don't press the "wash" or "spin" buttons while you're in the unit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6681 Like I told you, I'll never put you through the ringer or hang you out to dry. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6682 Just 10,000 quarters a month and drying is free. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6683 Ok, so it's tough on furniture, but it's so nice and cozy! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6684 As you can see our new buildings are fully loaded 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6685 It’s multi-level AND multi-cycle! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6686 No coronavirus worries here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6687 This condo is clean, top to bottom! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6688 While this unit offers an extremely clean environment, residence have reported some dizziness occurring while watching tv. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6689 I think you'll find this unit uber-clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6690 Retro Post Art Deco 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6691 And after the rinse cycle, your child receives a diploma. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6692 I've heard the neighbors are a little noisy, but they keep a clean place. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6693 This apartment comes with year round cleaning service. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6694 We run a clean tight building. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6695 And , did I mention? Both levels are self cleaning. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6696 The sellers are extremely motivated. They even agreed to move the door to the other side" 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6697 And the view changes every time you look out the window. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6698 No wipes, no hand sanitizer, just press a button! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6699 of course,you'll have to share with the neighbors upstairs. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6700 Our COVID Condos have gone viral. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6701 You can only wash your clothes once a month with the rest of the community. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6702 Double the pleasure! Double the fun! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6703 This unit is squeaky clean 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6704 "Contest is to find 6 differences between the top and bottom stories." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6705 This is the new, post “open concept” design from the builder... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6706 As long as you have a Respirator You Are Good to go!! 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
6707 Oh, you said condominium, not laundrominium? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6708 unfortunately you will have to walk to a laundry mat. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6709 The real estate market runs in cycles. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6710 The dryers are in the next block. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6711 This way, it’s easier to keep your place clean 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6712 It’s what’s inside that counts 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6713 The entire neighborhood does their laundry simultaneously. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6714 Not only is the rent low, but there is no cleaning deposit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6715 Annnnd, pandemic clean-ups are a snap! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6716 It's a great alternative if you live in the model based on the airfryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6717 And as you can see, this one has a built-out washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6718 Of course, utilities are included. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6719 The architect just couldn't say no. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6720 Consumers Report advised against the side-by-side 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6721 There is a self-cleaning option,and it comes with a 7-year parts warranty. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6722 Oh yes, we use it every time we go out in public. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6723 Honey, I don’t think we should live here. We might get separated. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6724 Mr. and Mrs. Maytag, I thought this home would appeal to you, and it’s actually in your price range. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6725 You can be sure it comes with a clean title" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6726 No. It’s not wishy washy. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6727 In-W/D Unit 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6728 The last owners were in white goods. Can you tell? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6729 On the plus side, it has water views and the interior will make your head spin 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6730 It's the newest pandemic-forward models. Wash, rinse and repeat. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6731 They say these condos were bought with dirty money. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6732 It’s election time! The mayor has vowed to clean up the city! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6733 The wonderful thing is they're stackable. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6734 I know you wanted a two bedroom with washer and drier but in this market you get one or the other. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6735 And your cat will love it! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6736 It’s a little over your budget, but I think the shorter commute could be worth it. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6737 Of course every apartment is self-cleaning. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6738 Oh and by the way, appliances are not included in the lease. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6739 Plus, you get exclusive use of the laundry. Shall we take it for a spin? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6740 Ok, but what kind of loads can the structure handle? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6741 It's so much more efficient than using Clorox wipes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6742 And these are the laundry facilities for your coop. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6743 The best part is never having to mop. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6744 these double decker wash houses are the latest in the green, self-cleaning craze! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6745 The washer-dryer doesn't just come with the unit--it is the unit! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6746 This place is overloaded with amenities. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6747 I heard real estate in this neighbourhood has a reputation for money laundering. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6748 No need to worry about airing any dirty laundry is a definite bonus 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6749 It's a three-bedroom, two-cycle, stackable--in an amazing school district. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6750 Unfortunately, this one has an upfront fee of several socks. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6751 We find it easier to quarantine our students this way! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6752 Apartment size 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6753 Designed for OBD folks who must wash everything! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6754 Yes, you go through a complete washer and dryer cycle to remove all traces of the Covid virus before being allowed to enter your apartment. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6755 Before you ask, no. There is no in-unit laundry here either. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6756 The odds of unloading this property quickly are stacked against you. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6757 The floors in this unit have especially complementary features. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6758 Built in 1955, no previous owners. Right... let’s move on. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6759 Closets, closets, closets! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6760 The bottom flat is spotless, while the upper flat comes with heat included. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6761 This is why you might say there’s been some “fabric softening” of prices in the neighborhood. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6762 After awhile, you will find that the spin cycle is quite relaxing. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6763 Kid's love the spin cycle. And their room is always clean! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6764 The lease expires in just 10 minutes, and we can empty the current tenant's wet furniture into a trolley. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6765 This is better than washing hands 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6766 Sorry, in the remodeling we had no room for the dumb waiter. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6767 The owner’s willing to throw in a year’s supply of detergent. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6768 The top loader before they renovated was a bitch. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6769 It might be unusual, but you'll pay it off in no time with all the loose change people shove into the mail slot. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6770 The board is very woke so colors and whites can freely mix in this building. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6771 No, that’s not Yin and Yang 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6772 This is our two-story townhouse with a revolving pool on both floors. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6773 We won't put you through the wringer. 1.1489 0.04789 47 42 4 1
6774 Ironically, there is NOT a washer/dryer in the unit. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6775 The inside units weren't selling hence the laundry room. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6776 After a few cycles on the market, the sellers have lowered it to four and a half million quarters. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6777 I could see our next cycle of life here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6778 Yes, the 2 BR, 2 and half bath is included. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6779 yes,both have a cycle for large groups 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6780 ...and it comes with apartment sized washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6781 And you can have worry-free gatherings with as many guests as you want. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6782 The sellers renovated to expand for grandchildren during the COVID lock down, but now are living in their weekend house. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6783 This one is perfect for raising a family in the city. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6784 And these, of course, are included with the house. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6785 The washer/dryer unit is included. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6786 In these newer models, the whites no longer have to be separated from the coloreds. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6787 It’s just a one flight walk up 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6788 As you can see, this neighborhood is doing all it can to discourage the airing of dirty laundry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6789 We mainly use the dryer as a space heater. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6790 Actually, the previous tenants just moved upstairs. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6791 Ease up on the permanent press, we feel like we’re going to get soaked. Cycle through the fluff and help get the wrinkles out of the lease or else the deal will dry up and we fold. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6792 Don't laugh--lint clothing feels sooo much more luxurious than silk!" 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6793 Do you have pets? This makes it very easy to keep them and your house clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6794 That's the Maytag's place. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6795 It’s PS101. The Pandemic School opening fully in just days. Kids guaranteed to come home clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6796 You'll love how clean it is. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6797 Each of these luxurious condos comes with its own built-in living room, bedroom and a couple of small closets. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6798 We’ve added the newest pandemic portal, at a slight extra charge: an arm and a leg. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6799 The kitchen is actually not in unit 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6800 It's called wash and where, with dry and motor-cycle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6801 It's the best deal in town,but you'll need a bunch of quarters 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6802 One of the best perks of the apartment, the in-unit washer. No dryer, unfortunately. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6803 This place, that's also for sale, will not end up taking you to the cleaners. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6804 Greta wants high efficiency water technologies to save the planet. So.... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6805 In exchange for no HOA dues, you have to let your neighbors use it too. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6806 This is a steal! The owner had to sell right away. He's up on charges of money-laundering. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6807 The bride's & groom's families live in this duplex together; the WaShers & D'ryers. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6808 Just think! The quarters will cover the mortgage! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6809 The gentrification of the appliance district. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6810 Yes, we offer the cleanest living units available. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6811 This is where you can launder money, but everyone thinks it's an art installation 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6812 This is a stellar franchise opportunity. One hour mask laundering with a protected territory. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6813 It's a co-op building. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6814 This model comes with a fully stain-less steel interior 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6815 This property comes with a lifetime supply of detergent and softener! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6816 This unit never needs cleaning! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6817 Dirties go on the bottom. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6818 This was originally built by the Maytag’s for their eldest daughter Bubbles. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6819 Immediate occupancy available with money washing included in your maintenance fees 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6820 You mentioned it's an eco-friendly building, but what's its life cycle? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6821 "And who wouldn't love a neighbor like you folks. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6822 You'll hardly know they're running until the spin cycle... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6823 It also includes its own in-unit bedroom/bathroom 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6824 I don’t know. Are the washer and dryer included? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6825 ...You'll love this apartment, and they run spin classes next door... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6826 It comes with a coin-operated security system. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6827 You will be have no dearth of community interaction 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6828 Architecturally they successfully retained the look of the original Laundromat 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6829 Full disclosure: the unit only comes with laundry hookups. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6830 As you can see, great amenities, including full body wash. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6831 There is a community garden, too. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6832 Beds? Who needs beds? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6833 You should make an offer, this is the low in the cycle. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6834 And there’s your communal laundry room. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6835 Unlike Odysseus, I think you'll want to go with the whirlpool after seeing this one... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6836 It was designed by a new architect named Maytag. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6837 The perfect place for a COVID-19 world. Not only does it wash your hands, it washes you and everything you own 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6838 They, of course, come fully furnished with a washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6839 Act quick, there’s usually a high turnover 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6840 I should warn you. The last tenant was nearly killed by the “Spin” cycle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6841 It's not an ocean view but... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6842 And, you don't have to worry about disinfecting surfaces. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6843 It's great deal for a dual, split-level half bath. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6844 You said you wanted to see cleaner apartments, right? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6845 Water bills? Normal. Why? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6846 It’s perfect for a large family! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6847 The search algorithm really works 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6848 This is what we call, "NYC Tax Saver Construction." Side by side and the taxes could be a killer." 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6849 Covid cleanliness, I know. Also take the unit next door and we can make it a dishwasher. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6850 Some units are still available in Manhattan’s newest architectural landmark, the No-Iron Building. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6851 We believe we're taking the concept of housing cycles to a whole new level. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6852 It’s a Do It Yourself, but you need lots of quarters. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6853 You've met the Westings right? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6854 Yes, of course it comes with full washer and dryer in your unit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6855 The taxes and maintenance fees are low, but it takes a boatload of quarters to keep up. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6856 We go to the max with the favorite feature. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6857 The only catch is you'll have to pay your mortgage in quarters. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6858 Just make sure you have enough quarters... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6859 It's an ultra modern efficiency flat. We feel the design details really pop. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6860 The tenant upstairs is full of hot air. @newyorkermag #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6861 This place is perfect for every COVID Cycle! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6862 Ocean View - yes, right here in Hoboken 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6863 For this price, you get laundry on every floor. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6864 Another example of imagination conflicting with reality. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6865 We cater to politicos who want to come clean. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6866 I say, "just think of yourselves as the first emperors on the block"... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6867 And there's parking in the rear. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6868 These are our rapid turnover units. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6869 While it is a shared space, Gigantaur only does his laundry on the third Thursday of the month, so you'd essentially have free rein! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6870 And this unit has a special self cleaning feature. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6871 The developer misread 'in-unit laundry.' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6872 Are you interested in joining the most collaborative coworking space this fine city has to offer? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6873 As you can see, we have on site laundry 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6874 And this one has its own washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6875 Download the app and you can clean the whole house from work 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6876 Yes, hygiene was exceptionally important in the early 20s to the builders of these COVID cottages. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6877 They are so lucky to be able to spin without masking up! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6878 No need to buy curtains. The windows spin slowly creating interesting light and total privacy 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6879 Now this washer and dryer comes with an in-unit apartment. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6880 On the upside, the place always smells great. The downside is, you have to pay rent in quarters. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6881 ..and you’ll definitely enjoy a better view and a more soothing ambience than at the dishwasher unit down the street.” 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6882 The view is amazing and it comes with its own apartment. Paula Stone, New York 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6883 They are loaded. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6884 The low utilities will offset the amount of lost socks every month. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6885 It's really just a facade. They're no cleaner than any of the other places we've looked at. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6886 Ok, so it looks a little washed out... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6887 But that's a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6888 They've really cleaned up the neighborhood." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6889 It comes in a light or heavy starch. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6890 It's a local bank that will help you launder your money. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6891 A little noise at times but the upside is that they are very clean and use dryer sheets. Smells great. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6892 Well, the good news is that there will always be hot water running. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6893 The neighborhood is gentri-drying. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6894 The original Sears Catalogue homes are out of your range, but you might be interested in a Lowe's. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6895 You'll just love Whirlpool's new front load condo 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6896 Laundry, jacuzzi, and a great view, all in one unit! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6897 The gentle cycle is the perfect sitting after a stressful work day! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6898 The apartments are small but there's a washer/dryer on every floor 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6899 This place also includes free living space behind the laundry. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6900 As you can see, the residents are really cleaning up this neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6901 It's the latest architectural style-- metonymy chic. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6902 It’s a trump property, built with laundered money 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6903 The beauty of this condo is that it cleans itself and everything else in it. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6904 The rental income is off the charts. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6905 And you can take a shower in your clothes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6906 It's contemporary, yet classic. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6907 It’s a Self-Cleaning, Jumbo Two 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6908 The new breed of gentrifier demands a bolder footprint. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6909 You do share a lobby with the Williamsburg kale rinsing facility. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6910 And the schools are excellent. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6911 And it even has an in-unit washer/dryer! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6912 Remember--agitation, agitation, agitation! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6913 There’s even a rent-to-own option if you’re looking for a more permanent press. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6914 With this one you can save a fortune on disinfectant. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6915 This lovely bi-level comes with a powerful Covid purifier, with a great warranty, of 6 full months after the vaccine hits the market... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6916 You'll save loads on heating costs. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6917 However, they do the the energy star rating! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6918 Think of it this way, you may subsidize your mortgage by taking in the neighbor's laundry 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6919 You can see the river from the thermocoupler. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6920 Dawson said it can handle 50 loads in a weekend 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6921 This location is inside your budget, and there is a laundry mat within walking distance as well. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6922 . . .and for an extra 10%, you get an offstreet lint catcher. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6923 This is where we wash and dry masks. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6924 We had to, it's zoned Business. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6925 You'll love the neighbors. They prioritize clean living. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6926 That's our laundry room. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6927 ...And the apartment on the 2nd story comes with a full dryer in back. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6928 Yes, the washer/dryer comes with a built-in house. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6929 And a place to come clean! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6930 Yes, softener is included in the HOA fee 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6931 Community laundry on Saturdays, 8:00 a.m. sharp! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6932 It's our neighborhood mantra: no agitators. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6933 You can have your own laundry equipment, but a public option is available. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6934 The basement is still a top-loader. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6935 And this is our self cleaning condo. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6936 These two units are shared by the entire block. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6937 This one's part of a wash sale. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6938 Is this area zoned for whites or colors? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6939 The seller would prefer that you front-load the offer 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6940 Practical, roomy, plenty of natural lighting - This one has everything you're looking for! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6941 This one has every weather pattern you could possibly hope for. David Eisbach San Jose, California 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6942 Deceptively spacious, this new design will make heads turn! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6943 The only downside is the folding. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6944 The original owner was a spinster with a dry sense of humor. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6945 The corporate owner of the complex has a religious affiliation. They insists on clean living. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6946 It’s not the usual place to put it but you get used to it 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6947 Don't worry, the upstairs neighbors prefer Tumble Dry - Low 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6948 Wash, Rinse & Dry. Once a Day and the Covid goes away. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6949 This next unit is a post-pandemic--it comes with a built-in guest sanitizer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6950 Oh, No worries. It will all come clean in the wash. Or so they say! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6951 Finally a rental with in-unit laundry appliances. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6952 and here is our Neighborhood Wash 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6953 I'll wait here while you go in and have a spin around the place. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6954 It's a great three bedroom, three bath layout and very easy to clean. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6955 Clean neighborhood, energy efficient construction, utilities included: perfect for a couple of suits like yourselves. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6956 The trick is getting in at the right time in the cycle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6957 It's a very progressive neighborhood. There's lots of mixing of whites and colors. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6958 And of course our new self cleaning condos come with youtube plumbing and wifi spin dry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6959 No need to ever run out to the laundromat- it’s built right in! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6960 If the bubble bursts you can make your own 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6961 The re-model was done by the Maytag repairman. Why do you ask? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6962 Yes, we appreciate the saying “Don’t wash your dirty laundry in public” which is why we have tinted the wash machine windows. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6963 With three kids and four marriages it never does hurt to clean house once in awhile 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6964 And this is our Covid Special ... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6965 It is a great time saving place: a shower, laundry and sleep. All at the same time! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6966 And the rent can be paid in quarters or tokens 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6967 First and last month's quarters are needed to move in. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6968 This house doesn't have a separate laundry room, but... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6969 The rent for this unit is only $1,000 a month, but it has to be paid entirely in quarters. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6970 Now don't believe what you hear about this neighborhood being a washout! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6971 This neighborhood has really cleaned up in the past couple of years. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6972 The matching dryers are in the back. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6973 This place will need a transformation. How’s your marriage? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6974 You don't need to hire a cleaning lady either. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6975 It wasn't an easy divorce. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6976 And there's a hotel conveniently located a block away 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6977 This new apartment will be a load of fun, and rent is only 4000 quarters. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6978 The unit also comes with an in-dryer apartment. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6979 The city thought it'd clean up the neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6980 A modern home should be a place you can wash your troubles away. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6981 Your upstairs neighbor would be a nice sock who was recently separated. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6982 They're surprisingly energy efficient with a full load. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6983 Guaranteed to be safe from Covid-19 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6984 These machines will wash ALL your sins away... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6985 If you'll just step through here, you'll be able to experience the spin cycle. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6986 I don’t know what it is either, but I know it is the only one. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6987 Pay with your phone app Jump in and come out the other side. Do not dry to excess 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6988 These kind of things are cyclical. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6989 ...and all that for just 10,000 quarters a month. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6990 A reminder that your audition for "Upstairs, Downstairs" now has the reality of North America.......... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6991 There’s a coin-op kitchen and bedroom at the end of the block. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6992 You can be sure no one forgets to put the laundry in the dryer 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6993 I thought you specifically requested an in-unit washer/dryer? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6994 That’s Washing-Ton’s new monument. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6995 ... and each washer / dryer purchase comes with its own house! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6996 Unfortunately, the living room is in the basement. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6997 The previous tenants conducted spin classes. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6998 The architect has a background in finance. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6999 Homeless man ain't wash his shorts in a long time. Not in this neighborhood 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7000 This is where you can finally escape Trump! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7001 They accidentally put the mirrors in backwards so we only rent to actors. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7002 No, this building is not a money laundering scheme. It's Trump's idea for cleansing those on the way in or out. Bleach included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7003 As a deposit, we are going to need enough quarters to cover two months 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7004 They've got both kinds! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7005 Did you really think we were going to put in a bid 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7006 $6000 per month for loads of space 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7007 As long as you don't push the start button, I think you will be very cosy here. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7008 The Refrigerators are down the street. Around the corner are the Stoves. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7009 Well yes, it is a duplex, but not quite what we had in mind. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7010 You will always just need to remember to hit the rinse cycle on your keyless remote before entering. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7011 It's like this - building belonged to a hedge fund CEO before he moved the islands. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7012 Yes, heat is included. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7013 Oh, no, that’s the new extreme tsunami lap pool place. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7014 A perfect two-story house for people looking for a clean break 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7015 The neighbors are very clean 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7016 This one's a fixer-upper. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7017 It's just the place to tumble around in ! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7018 ...and for very little more your home could come with an extended two-year warranty! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7019 Just don’t hit the white button. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7020 With this house you no longer have to worry about dirty drawers or dirty draws. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7021 You'll adore this spick and span unit. Drop twenty-thousand quarters in the slot, and it's yours for the month. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7022 Yes, covid made this a neighborhood must-have and discerning buyers surely will agree. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7023 This one has in-unit laundry 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7024 It's a stacked unit and half the price, you just have to leave the cycle on spin in order to get cell service. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7025 Our front-loaded duplex is guaranteed to keep the neighborhood clean. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7026 Before and after school each day your kids will be washed in HCQ, ensuring a safe learning experience. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7027 Good news, it's not a coin-op. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7028 If you're not satisfied, ship it back anytime for a refund. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7029 This one was designed to look just like a washer and dryer. Actual washer and dryer aren’t included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7030 And this is where you wash your mind of dreams and ambitions 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7031 Unfortunately these units aren’t available, but I can show you Drop and Foldington Heights a few blocks away 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7032 The maintenance fee covers detergent. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7033 For obvious reasons, there will be no open house. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7034 We’re doing our part to keep the environment clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7035 Yes, the architects surname is whirlpool . How did you know? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7036 It’s the perfect place for the wushu-washy couple 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7037 ... and the best feature is that each of you can independantly select your own personalised program 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7038 The original owner was Frederick Maytag. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7039 You can set the cycles to segregated, delicate, or if you’d like to spice it up. Radical. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7040 You'll find community wash day a great way to get to know your neighbors, 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7041 And this is our brand new unit, perfect for distancing and sanitizing. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7042 Dishwasher not included. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7043 The utilities are through the roof. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7044 Did I mention that this unit energy efficient and comes with a 5 year warranty? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7045 “It comes with swim masks for everyone. Hand-washing and social distancing are built-in.” 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7046 It's an "apartmenity" - the apartment IS the amenity. I've also got an elevator and a deep soak tub in your price range. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7047 Someone mentioned to the architect that New Yorkers will pay more for a washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7048 a tumble load of comfort in each spin 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7049 The Escobar model home! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7050 This front loader rental requires less water so you can use less soap! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7051 The unit used to be top-loading, but they just renovated. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7052 This unit has self cleaning windows and is echo friendly 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7053 It’s great for money laundering 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7054 As a perk, it produces all it's own lint! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7055 When we said money laundry as my occupation I was joking. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7056 A great location if you’re into money laundering. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7057 The American skin colour washer 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7058 ...and when the machines spin the party really starts 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7059 High efficiency but csn be a little musty... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7060 A bigger family lived here. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7061 It’s really more of a dry heat 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7062 It’s got everything 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7063 It’s the new eco friendly model 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7064 This neighborhood comes with super clean and stainless minds where diversity matters 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7065 We’re washing and drying the year 2020. It was stinky. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7066 Don’t worry, we also include a lifetime supply of socks 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7067 This unit offers a bonus — a sanitized world view which many find quite appealing! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7068 And behind me you’ll see the very first Westing House. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7069 I love the location, it’s the lint I can’t stand. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7070 It comes with a view 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7071 Finally, you don’t have to separate your darks from whites 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7072 And here we have the self cleaning option. Very much in demand right now. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7073 Ready to tumble? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7074 LAUNDRYFICATION. ONLY TRENDY CLOTHES. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7075 It has shown great appeal to the topsy turvy sleeper segment. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7076 The townhouse of the famous Snuggle Bear is considered an eyesore by some, but he’s used to static by now... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7077 So I know a dedicated laundry room was on your list. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7078 Not another spin cycle 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7079 What made you think money laundering real estate? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7080 White noise machines included 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7081 This is a very clean neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7082 And the Laundromat is conveniently located just around the corner! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7083 It will not only help you clean your body, but your soul as well. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7084 This is the best brainwash facility, 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7085 Don’t worry, it cleans up nicely. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7086 Most white people think this is the work of Warhol. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7087 I'm afraid the fluff and fold units are out of your price range. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7088 I said I wanted the dryer on top 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7089 Most people these days are willing to compromise on space for an in-unit washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7090 Surprisingly, no. Washer and dryer are not included 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7091 They say ‘form follows function...’ 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7092 The location is great but the neighbors can be a bit wishy washy 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7093 This one has the most lovely food processor patio... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7094 If you’re going to spend the rest of your life doing laundry, shouldn’t it be a statement? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7095 Even the neighborhood laundromat has started working from home 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7096 Our new stacked units are much more economical than single stand-alone units 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7097 The nextdoor neighbors are billionaires 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7098 Perfect for the couple whose life is a sh*t show. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7099 With COVID, you can never have anything be *too* clean. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7100 The White House. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7101 well you placed in unit washer dryer so high on your "apartment must" list 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7102 You cannot find any cleaner building! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7103 ...and now this lovely washer-dryer building features an in-unit apartment 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7104 This used to be a dry cleaners before Covid. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7105 As you can see, the neighborhood is clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7106 It’s a *delicate* work from home situation 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7107 Finally found a place with amenities! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7108 Keep walking honey, ignore that pesky census surveyor who lives in a washing machin 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7109 Some say this neighborhood is up-and-coming. It’s becoming fairly whitewashed. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7110 . . . . "AND THIS WASHER & DRYER COMES COMPLETE WITH A SINGLE FAMILY TOWNHOME . . . . " 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7111 The previous owner had too many noise violations, he was a coin collector. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7112 So clean is the new great room today. And this place wins. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7113 This one is $2 billion dollars but I think we can get them down to 1.5! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7114 : and this home is energy efficient, climate controlled, self-cleaning and wrinkle-free. No hassles! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7115 This washer/dryer has an in unit apartment— what a steal!” 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7116 Wash away your 2020? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7117 AND it’s got in-unit living and dining 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7118 Just think of it as away to wash away 2020 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7119 True, it is a walk-up efficiency, but it’s very clean. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7120 Unfortunately it’s street parking 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7121 The entrance lobby to this block has been upgraded to catch up with covid times. All tenants have to be put through a spin before they can enter their apartments. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7122 This is our covid-19 approved apartment, you are continually getting cleaned, it takes a minute to get used to it but spinning does stop at night. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7123 washer and dryer are incorporated 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7124 And here we have a recently remodeled home with COVID-19 updates 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7125 this particular property has had loads of interest 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7126 I gotta be honest, the water distribution in this neighborhood kind of socks. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7127 The only drawback is the rent cycle 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7128 ‘I know having a washer and dryer in the building was high on your list, so...’ 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7129 ...and these are the new post COVID condos. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7130 This beautiful converted brownstone hits the market in 38 minutes. Did you bring quarters like I asked? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7131 Must be a bad location. I hear they’re keep cycling through tenants 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7132 And there’s a dry cleaners on the corner 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7133 Ok, here’s the offer. It’s front-loaded but you will save in the long run. It also comes with a one year warranty. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7134 Surprisingly limited turnover, actually. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7135 The previous tenant also didn’t know what perm press means. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7136 I don’t know how I’ll pay the rent with this coin shortage. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7137 And this is what we call the Cayman Islands Style 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7138 It’s a lovely postmodern, two story townhouse 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7139 The updates unit is definitely dryer... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7140 They're called "snide pods," but I doubt you can afford them. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7141 This is the last duplex available in this neighborhood. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7142 I think it could be a real money spinner 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7143 The housing market is so awash that this really is your best option. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7144 It only comes with a washer and dryer and runs on gas. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7145 I thought you wanted live-in unit laundry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7146 The first-floor unit is more of a dry heat." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7147 Would you be interested in checking out our new building?. It washes all your pain away. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7148 . This stackable unit lets you go for a spin whenever you want! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7149 So this unit has two windows facing other windows. I think you will feel very much at home 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7150 ‘Normal’ is a setting on the washing machine. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7151 Just in case of water leakage, we typically recommend that the whites live on the top floor and colors at the bottom. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7152 So this is our most affordable double 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7153 ...gentrified?! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7154 Standard rental terms and conditioners apply. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7155 It comes with convenient in-unit appliances 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7156 Oops I forgot to hashtag. Same caption, correct format: "ACTUALLY it's a cake." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7157 Wash out your thoughts, forget about the pandemic at an affordable price! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7158 As you can see, it’s been upgraded from an in-unit washer dryer to a whole-unit washer dryer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7159 ...with a possible nursery in the lint trap 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7160 Modern and clean living, with an urban ambience. Perfect starter home for that millennial couple. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7161 We’ve found that a communal washing machine builds friendship in our little community 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7162 It’s top of the line. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7163 And here's the washer and dryer for you to get clean prior to entering your apartment. We recommend washing on hot to disinfect yourself and drying on low to prevent shrinking. We learned that one the hard way..." - The (realist) Realto 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7164 You’ve heard of a walk-in closet, but how about a walk-in washer and dryer, eh? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7165 Ah you’re looking for an in-unit washer dryer. I have the perfect place... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7166 These are all the rage now 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7167 Sorry, sold separately 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7168 I'm sure it will sell above asking price. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7169 Yes, the house does come with the washing machine 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7170 This home search is a total washout. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7171 There’s a dry-cleaner two blocks away. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7172 There's still a mouse problem. They get in through the laundry. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7173 same price, but at least laundry is included 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7174 It comes with the washer and dryer but there’s no hook-ups. It’s a steal, really. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7175 So when you arrive, you can choose the adequate cycle according to the virus that is spreading. For exemple, "handsface" for coronavirus ; "genital" for STI. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7176 Just think of the time you’ll save and the social distance you’ll create by not taking trips to the laundromat. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7177 ...and of course, in laundry unit. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7178 Now before you say anything, I did say this apartment had an in-unit washer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7179 Bedroom and kitchen in unit 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7180 Well, no, the unit doesn’t have a bedroom, bathroom, or kitchen but it DOES have the piece-de-resistance of New York living - an in unit washer / dryer! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7181 Enter an email for a clean life - for both body and soul! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7182 It’s gentrification with money laundering. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7183 We designed the “post pandemic” homes to highlight the importance of hygiene and cleanliness ! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7184 And this option only costs $4,500 a month for basic necessities. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7185 Hope you don’t like doing the laundry, because this house will do the all the laundries for you 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7186 When you live here everything is sanitized all at once. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7187 The rent is tumble dry low 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7188 This one has no funny smells or stains - and a really quick spin or or cycle from your work place 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7189 So this house is coin operated 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7190 - but I don't see regular doors. - how need them you only leave when the program is finished 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7191 As I’m sure you know, it’s very rare to find an in-unit washer and dryer in NYC, so this is a very nice perk! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7192 Well, Believe me it will be like living in a bubble!!. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7193 This one is perfect for people who have taken up spinning as a hobby 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7194 I don’t even really know what an apartment is. Please don’t tell my boss. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7195 One plus is, any loose change you find is yours to keep 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7196 Actually this is because washing is the need of the hour 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7197 Yes, these are the new houses we are talking about! 100% Covid free 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7198 As you can see, we have multiple amenities here including shared building in the laundry. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7199 It’s a toss up 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7200 Did I mention it’s a washer dryer unit? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7201 The extra rinse mode is free for the first three months. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7202 And this one here is a COVID-19 special edition architecture. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7203 Does it come with a dryer? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7204 Not included no, but there's a coin operated place down the block... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7205 We now offer unit-in washer and dryer. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7206 This is a wonderful neighborhood for single socks. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7207 This best fits your budget! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7208 Here's a house ,rent for which will eat up your savings for laundry 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7209 And you should move fast—these two are going to go quickly, as they both have in-unit laundry. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
7210 Do ever feel like you just cannot catch up on your laundry? Well... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7211 white washing the neighborhood 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
7212 Only $5,500 per month, and there’s a washer/dryer in unit! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
7213 The middle unit leases with utilities included, except water. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7214 Don’t worry, we separate whites and colors. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7215 You asked if it had a washer and dryer; I’ll do you one better. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7216 This is just what you're looking for, a home downtown that looks like a modern washer and drier. However, it is a few thousand dollars over budget. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7217 The whole block will rumble about twice a week when Korgo does his laundry 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7218 Our newest listing comes with free in-home spinning and cycling, just bring your own bike. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7219 Where’s the closet? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7220 This one could work if you are okay with lint? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7221 You've heard of Community Gardens? Well..... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7222 Wash and Dry in a Big Scale and see what happens! Perhaps you won't need to Iron! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7223 When I said I was looking to move to a drier climate, this isn't what I had in mind 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7224 What better way to give a Co-op apartment curb appeal? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7225 « The neighborhood also has its fair share of washed-up celebrities. » 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7226 Do you have a section where they come in green? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7227 Before you move in, we need to talk about HOA 'Counter-Agitation' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7228 Yes, you are correct in thinking that the seller would prefer a cash offer. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7229 Cleanest Trump apartment building in NYC, but we suspect money laundering! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7230 It's the only one of its kind on the block. A no-brainer for giving directions to friends and family. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7231 It's a spinning new way to live. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7232 This one has an in-unit washer and dryer. You'll be the envy of the whole block! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7233 It's the only way we could legitimize separating the whites from the colors 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7234 Some folks don't think this renovation fits in with the character of the neighborhood. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7235 As a special enticement, the sellers are throwing in a self-cleaning lint trap.” 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7236 No need to share. Each unit gets one. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7237 The sellers described living here as being "cleansing". 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7238 Let's not be presumptuous. It's available 'as is.' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7239 ...not only that but you get double the view. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7240 Though you might get a little bit dizzy. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7241 This is the cleanest duplex on the market. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7242 Clean living at its finest 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7243 The building has 2 units, not sure if it has laundry. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7244 In this neighborhood, you'll often see people keeping the whites and the colors separate... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7245 Yes the rent is high but no one has ever lost a sock in there. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7246 They were designed by a Russian architect. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7247 The building 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7248 This is a real clean find in our topsy turvy world. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7249 Water is included in the rent for the first month 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7250 The last owners were underwater on their mortgage. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7251 Don't forget to bring a lot of quarters with you. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7252 The apartments are really cheap. Worth a couple of quarters. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7253 While slightly outside of your price range, I can also show you a pre-war top-loader this afternoon. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7254 It’s on the Gentrify cycle. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7255 It also comes with a dishwasher and trash compactor at no extra cost. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7256 Washer and dryer are coin-op and stored next to the apartment. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7257 ...and your neighbors would be the most renowned money launderers in the country! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7258 Now, you will need quarters to get the water running. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7259 This is where we meet once a week to air our dirty laundry. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7260 Location, location, location. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7261 Front loaders spin you almost dry but leave you enough liquid to not go broke. Give it a whirl! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7262 Sadly, it doesn’t come with washer/dryer in the building. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7263 I've been on hold for 3 days, still can't get some one to fix the machines. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7264 No, the whole neighborhood uses this one. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7265 This is quite something, I know. But wait until you see the laundry. Unbelievable. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7266 This one has a distinctively clean architectural style. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7267 The upstairs gets a little toasty and the downstairs can sometimes be damp, but otherwise it's a gem. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7268 And this new COVID-19 home addition allows you to both disinfect AND fully dry off before reentering your home. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7269 Our house was designed by Jeff Koons! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7270 This unit has its own kitchen, living room, dining room, and two bedrooms. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7271 Since the gyms are closed, this is your workout station. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7272 The current owners are pro basketball players. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7273 No, washers and dryers are not included. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7274 The very epitomé of Washington Square." \ 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7275 Container homes are so last year... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7276 I know these units are prone to mold, but it's a safe neighborhood. You'll have no problems leaving the door open at night. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7277 The laundromat is just at the end of the block. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7278 Of course, the downstairs is a bit damp and the upstairs can get pretty stuffy... 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7279 This has been on the market for a while, so the rent is crazy cheap. Not that I'm saying you can't afford something more expensive, I'm just saying... is it hot right now? Maybe we should stop for a soda. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7280 The top unit will keep you dry while the bottom unit keeps you clean. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7281 Ironically, there is no washer/dryer in the unit. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7282 It's a clean unit. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7283 It’s the latest trend in European townhouses. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7284 Well, what did you think I meant by washing ton, suburb? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7285 The building strictly enforces safe and sanitary codes 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7286 And these new stackable laundry units with a 24-hour sanitize cycle are all the rage right now. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7287 I don’t know about this one, honey...I heard the last owners were money launderers. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7288 It's reasonably priced but it wets the bed once a week. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7289 And here we see 'The Washing-ton of Clothes' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7290 It's the offices of Citizens Against Dirty Machine Politics. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7291 ... but the laundromat is only a five minute walk from here. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7292 This unit has great light and is ALWAYS clean! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7293 It's one of the models in our "Clean" series. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7294 Rent is 750 rolls of quarters a month 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7295 I thought you asked me to set up a neighborhood "wash group" 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7296 And here you see the place where Beach Boys once lived and were inspired to write their famous ''Good Vibrations" 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7297 And its discounted because of the water damage. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7298 Someday all homes will be coin-operated. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7299 If the rent becomes overdue we take you out for a spin. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7300 And this unit comes with a full wardrobe. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7301 All units come with built-in laundry. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7302 It's a really clean neighborhood. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7303 It's 2020. The only option is spin cycle. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7304 I remember when this used to be a launderette 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7305 From top floor you can have a fish eye view of the city, whilst in the ground floor an exotic fish aquarium is installed... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7306 And here we have the childhood home of Danny Tanner. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7307 So you’ve heard of in-unit washer/dryer, well this next listing... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7308 To enter the building you’ll have to go through the sanitizer. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7309 ... and this is where we wash our reusable face masks. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7310 No matter how you look at it, the world is topsy-turvy 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7311 The washer and dryer do not convey with the property 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7312 Yeah, they took hygiene measures against the virus very seriously. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7313 House With An Experience is the new trend now. This one is called: What if I was a soiled sock? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7314 Yes, It cleanses the bad Karma as well 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7315 I know we necessitated in-unit laundry, but.. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7316 The owner's so impressed with washing machines, he built his house as one. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7317 Here are The Washers. They like taking their laundry to a whole new level 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7318 But it’s pre-war! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7319 We are ahead of the curve 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7320 Only money launderers and fraudsters can afford to live in this block 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7321 On the bright side, there is no Homeowners Association. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7322 Instead of coming with a washer and dryer, it is a washer and dryer. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7323 Yes, this property does look exactly like washer and dryer units- that's what justifies the price tag... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7324 The usual, first/last months' rent, security deposit, 12% soaker's fee. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7325 This apartment is very clean and... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7326 This is just what you two need. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7327 We can’t live here. It’s a bad neighborhood. Look at the graffiti on the street. 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
7328 The neighborhood used to be all colors. After the yoga studio, whites started moving in, too. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7329 I’ve got great news: the house conveys! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7330 It’s a conversation piece and Mot a good one at that!!! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
7331 And here we have the 0/2 I was telling you about. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7332 As you can see, this place has in-unit laundry which is unique for this neighborhood. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7333 No coins necessary. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7334 We're all so disturbed by environmental issues. But this is new. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7335 Cleaning is included in your maintenance. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
7336 Our tenants find it so much more convenient than having it in the basement. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7337 Let's roll! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7338 As a bonus, this home comes with a lifetime supply of hydroxychloroquine. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7339 No one will accuse you of lack of transparency in the Villa Laundromata. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7340 You also can turn the lower level into a pool and the upper level into a sauna 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7341 The aesthetic is laundry-inspired and while there is no laundry on premises, the studios are a steal at $5,000 per month. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
7342 Stacking is all the rage now. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7343 And the really nice thing is, the refrigerator is only two blocks down and one block to the right. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7344 If you like it, you must act quickly. Foster Brooks is reputed to have dried out here. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7345 Did I mention it is hurricane and flood proof? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
7346 May I interest you in two abnormally large washing machines? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7347 It's a little pricey but think of the savings on laundry. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
7348 There's a quarters change machine around the corner in order for you to submit a cash offer. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7349 I know that one thing very important to you in a home was a large washroom. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7350 This is our new 4.5 Cu. Ft. unit, but it feels more like 5.5 Cu. Ft. once you're inside. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7351 This building has a community laundry. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7352 And this is the Spin Cycle's headquarters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7353 The previous owners were underpants. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7354 They called about eighty minutes ago. They want you to take the money and drive north on the 405. They'll call you on the portable phone with instructions in about forty minutes. One person only or I'd go with you. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7355 Welcome to your future house designed to implement a secure escape from the pandemic slowly morphing into a dystopian world! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7356 As you can see the neighborhood also comes with a washer and dryer. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7357 Very Bigly Super Capacity 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7358 Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7359 It's the latest rage. It's called stacking. Everyone says it makes them feel clean and dry! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7360 Yes, if you buy into our development, we will literally wash away your concerns for the world's future. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7361 No This is part of the ultimate in the race for bigger and faster. This is the dryer facility. All your clothes dried in 2 minutes. The washer facility is just around the corner. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7362 Yes, well, the cloud isn’t always there. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7363 The architect calls this one “pre-worn”. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7364 Our new Co-op has a Community Laundry System. Each resident must tag and sort their week's laundry by 10:00pm Sunday night, and dump it into the hopper. The system runs a load of darks, lights, and whites overnight, and sorts each load by tag ID. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7365 This is a where the Stevens quintuplets live. The parents feel strongly about using sustainable, cloth diapers. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7366 And this is our version of a self-cleaning duplex 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7367 Two rooms, all mod cons, but lacking a humidifier 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7368 You'll find it combines the charms of a picture window and watching your laundry in the laundromat. And of course the dryer is on the next street over, when you want a change in scenery. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7369 It's a wash if you throw in the ammenities. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7370 Laundramat heaven 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7371 The water bill is separate from monthly rent for both units. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7372 This one comes with three years of Tech Squad Protection. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7373 The condo also comes with a membership to the neighborhood laundry-coop. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7374 It's our pandemic special. Self-sanitizing 24-7 at no extra charge on the rent. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7375 The HOA just approved this energy-saving option. It separates colors and whites when you open the door. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7376 It’s a hologram. We use it whenever there’s a special feature inside. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7377 We're putting a new spin on gentrification. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7378 This particular one is perfect for new cycles. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7379 And the entire place runs on hydroxy. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7380 Upstairs, you use a cold-water cycle for washing darks separately, clothes, of course. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7381 Rest assured you’ll always have the cleanest house on the block! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7382 This is the squeaky clean "turn key" that I mentioned to you. Not another like it in The City. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7383 The compact design of living space gives you plenty of room to do your laundry. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7384 Apparently the owners are quite the clotheshorses. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7385 This is a new innovation for the Coronavirus Era, Walk through the door and you are instantly sterilized. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7386 It’s hard to overlook this model’s focus on cleanliness. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7387 This next building is owned by a series of shell corporations for... some reason. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7388 It has a cycle of life feature, plus the HOA has a soap truck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7389 You did say you were looking for in unit laundry. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7390 In our efforts toward economy and conservation, the cloths of all Royal Arms residents are washed together on Friday night here in our ground breaking machines. Then we have our Laundry Sorting Picnic on Saturday. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7391 and you can easily recoup your monthly rent by taking in laundry like the last tenant did until he drowned during the delicate cycle. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7392 This townhouse features self cleaning on both levels. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7393 YES, Zillow does take them into account, I’m almost positive!! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7394 We can fit up to five guests in the washer but we have a new rule allowing for just three people at a time in the dryer unit. It just gets very hot in there. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7395 But no pets. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7396 The architect was obsessed with cleanliness. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7397 The HOA fee is $200 per month in quarters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7398 In the winter you'll want to wash your clothes in Tide because it's too cold out tide. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7399 Now these apartments are the way of the future. You are washed and dried before entering your apartment!! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7400 We’re clteaning up thr neighborhood. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7401 Cleaning your house daily is a snap. You just have to get used to some moisture, followed by tumbling. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7402 Stupid, yes. But the lease comes with a year's supply of detergent AND a bag of washers. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7403 This one we call ‘Natural selection’.We don't mix whites with colors .. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7404 My boys were always fighting over the bathtub, so we bought the extra machine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7405 This is our latest Euro-inspired model: the ground floor has a great jacuzzi and the upper floor has great forced air heating. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7406 Yes, it looks ridiculous, but your plants will love it. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7407 Unfortunately there is no in-suite laundry 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7408 The unit also has a Murphy bed. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7409 Voilà, our "Over/Under" B&B offering, for the tourist on-the-go : upstairs for a "refresh", downstairs for warmth and comfort and you're off again. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7410 We pride ourselves on keeping a sanitary environment. Hence, our specially made washers! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7411 And the shared laundromat is cleaned daily with hydrochloroquinine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7412 That's not the kind of cycling we meant. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7413 And the Homeowners Association fees are so reasonable. Just 2,000 quarters a month! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7414 The last occupants believed in keeping their whites and colors separate. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7415 This efficiency apartment is Energy Star rated. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7416 On the down side, it is a walk-up. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7417 We have two options for you...first is the ‘high load’, or, you might take the ‘low load’ which is a popular choice by many today. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7418 We just thought something in this price range would come with the pedestal. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7419 Well, you could get motion sickness,-- but on the other hand, it's self cleaning. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7420 Oh, is that what they mean by LEED certified energy efficient? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7421 It's called the bank: a laundry for money. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7422 Oh hey look there are the Republican and Democratic washing machines where they launder corporate bullshit through populist ideas! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7423 And here's your washer and dryer. The townhome is optional. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7424 Actually, it doesn't come with a washer/dryer...but there is a laundromat down the street. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7425 In addition to its obvious space-saving features, this property is super clean! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7426 The best view is at 1200 rpm 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7427 I thought it was a bit edgy myself but the kids sure love it... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7428 Keyless entry! All you need is a few quarters to open the door. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7429 No, you do not have to separate the whites from colors. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7430 The architect was distantly related to Andy Warhol. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7431 With a laundromat next door your property can't help but appreciate. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7432 This brownstone comes with a washer and a dryer and a lint remover... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7433 It doesn’t exactly have an in unit washer and dryer. But it is in washer and dryer unit. So it almost checks every box. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7434 We’re delighted to give New Yorkers what they have been craving.” 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7435 ...though Escobar never actually lived here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7436 It's an energy-efficient duplex loader. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7437 This sale is spinning out of control. Let's cycle through the offers again. You don't want to get taken to the cleaners. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7438 Ohh this? This is a non-binary dorm with a wide range of toilet options." 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7439 We also offer a top-loading model with its doorway on the roof. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7440 This one is perfect if you don’t mind hang drying your clothes. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7441 The schools are fabulous, but you'll still need to have the last load out by 9. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7442 Sorry you can’t write out a cheque, we only take coins 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7443 And it features a shared sleeping unit and bike storage in the basement. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7444 Let's just take one more spin around before you throw in the towel. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7445 The same designer patented a penis made out of cork. He had this gut feeling: People just can't resist a good cork screw. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7446 You are not allowed a washing machine in the apartment, but you can have just a washing machine. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7447 I can promise you whatever mixed ethnicities you bring to the neighborhood will all come out in the wash. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7448 Good news! This amazing duplex only costs 50 cents of rent each time you guys go in" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7449 This unit has no street parking, but the commute is done in a single load. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7450 As Saturday is laundry day we will provide you with a hotel room in a tumble dryer every week. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7451 And with the coin shortage, you never have to worry about another roll of quarters for the laundromat 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7452 The back half of the unit is a pair of dryers. There's a lost sock collector bin back there, too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7453 Honestly, there were a few neighborhood kids experimenting with TidePods, but the owner tells me that's no longer the case. Shall we go inside? Your kids will love the tumbling room! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7454 You buy both and then rent one out. The rent payments cover your mortgage payments, so it’s a wash. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7455 This neighborhood has had a rash of purse snatchers and...there's one behind you! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7456 These lovely washers and dryers come with an ensuite and kitchen...very modern. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7457 I don't know what they are either. But you'll have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7458 No one will top this deal! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7459 It’s the most desirable place in Spin City 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7460 It also comes with a steam iron. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7461 The remodel really cleans things up 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7462 No. Just the bottom floor; its a cooperative. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7463 Its an over under 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7464 And the warranty is good for 90 days. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7465 And you can pay all your utilities with quarters but adding bleach doesn’t protect you from Covid-19. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7466 The condo association washer & dryer. This way we can assure standardized wash, dry, fold. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7467 Clean living has transcended health and is now an architectural style. They make great neighbors. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7468 Clean is crucial these days. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7469 Yes This one was done by the appliance architect. His upper/Lower oven model sold for 50% more than the comps 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7470 It’s amazing to find an apartment with laundry in the unit! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7471 The first developer tried too loaders but he went broke 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7472 This unit is stackable. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7473 This property was built with funds from an illegal money laundry operation. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7474 And it comes with a one year warranty from Maytag. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7475 The architect was one of the early proponents of the front-loader style. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7476 It's a nice neighborhood but the really good cartoons always go to the staff writers 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7477 The last owner kept it very clean. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7478 As for feng-shui, it can't be beat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7479 The only draw back is it’s coin operated. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7480 Our building is ideologically diverse - we offer a CNN spin cycle and a Fox News spin cycle. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7481 You can adjust both floors for humidity, although the top floor is better during winter because it's dryer. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7482 The last apartment shared a washer/dryer, this apartment IS a washer/dryer. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7483 Yes. A washer on each floor! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7484 Yes, both front windows are openable. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7485 The interior is simple and minimalistic, but it will simply wash you away. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7486 There used to be a good load of laundry clothes before the lockdown ... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7487 only colorless whites on this block, no fear of tumbles or movements 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7488 And our most recent and highly popular feature means you will only need to launder your clothes once a year. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7489 And don't worry about working from home, we call this unit 'Living @Work' 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7490 In-Unit Washer&Dryer 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7491 You’ll save a ton on dry cleaning. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7492 Gold dollars work fine, but anything smaller tends to jam up. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7493 and the maytag man will cuckold you for free 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7494 I know you wanted it in-unit, but there’s a great little laundromat right around the corner. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7495 quarantine accelerator system included 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7496 It looks like someone is putting in a load of whites 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7497 The only thing our government could provide us during the pandemic. Apparently you are in the safe neighborhood. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7498 I believe this unit checks all the boxes 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7499 The artist who did this says it's art 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7500 Currently only the downstairs unit is available, but there’s a beautiful shared roof deck where you can hang your laundry out to dry 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7501 Getting inside will clear up your doubts 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7502 And this unit was designed by the winner of the Tide pod challenge. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7503 My mask? Oh, It’s in this lower city washer. Upper one is for brains. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7504 Time to wash away the virus. Hence ... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7505 What? This is the new trend. Shipping container homes are so 2019. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7506 The building belongs to a group of oligarchs. Not sure why they’ve decided to invest in real estate, but what they do with their money isn’t my business... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7507 So far we've managed to keep our business out of the money laundering game 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7508 So, there is no in-unit washer/dryer, the architect was just a big fan of ironic kitsch. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7509 Yeah, the neighbors are neat freaks. But on the bright side, you'll never hear their kids screaming. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7510 With the privacy these windows provide, you’re dirty laundry won’t ever be on display 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7511 These stackable units are totally hot right now...and think of the time you’ll save. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7512 This neat unit was recently impounded from a quite "in your face" money laundering scheme. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
7513 Now launder you and everything around you. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
7514 Owners are looking to sublet for 12-18 months, depending on good behavior. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7515 And it comes in easy to clean Stainless Steel, Antique Copper, Black and of course White. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
7516 You’ll find this is a very quiet neighborhood. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7517 It's industry vogue 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7518 This is the only washer/dryer unit in the complex. As such, you have a special discount as long as you launder everyone's things. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7519 This will change your lives at 130 degrees. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7520 Cleanest downstairs neighbors you'll ever meet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7521 And no worries about guests! Just a quick rinse in Lysol, a dry with UV light, and they're good to go. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7522 It's all a wash, it is what it is, and it doesn't get any better. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7523 Now I can throw stones. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7524 It also comes with a remote. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7525 And for spinning, this is the best place in the neighborhood. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7526 Every other Friday is community laundry day, so don't forget to write your address on your underwear. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7527 You can get in if you like, but I wouldn’t advise it. The Anderson’s have born18 children since their purchase. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7528 ...and you can use the washer and dryer to clean your car as well. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7529 Have some perspective! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7530 The previous tenant was a spin class instructor. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7531 Yes,how you spin the narrative is very important here in San Francisco. Why do you ask? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7532 Rental includes a washer and dryer. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7533 The latest housing trend is going in cycles... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7534 And over here is the neighborhood speakeasy. The bartenders only accept quarters. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7535 It's what everybody wants. The only drawback is that you have to go down into the dank basement to eat, sleep and bathe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7536 This is our "Highly Efficient" model. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7537 you will be the envy of all the neighbors 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7538 You won’t feel any earthquakes, guaranteed. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7539 Women seem to really love sitting on the roof deck. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7540 You can be sure it passed inspection! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7541 We’ve solved that New York apartment problem of not allowing washer/dryers. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7542 It's the cleanest building on the block! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7543 Here we have an upscale urban with hygienic curb appeal. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7544 We're all in this together! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7545 If you don’t mind the turbulence, these new builds are very eco-friendly. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7546 The tuition reimbursement plan at Maytag paid full tuition for the architect. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7547 Handle with care 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7548 And this is where the late Alva John Fisher used to live 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7549 There's also a dishwasher and central air. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7550 This house includes a washer dryer 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7551 This really says a lot about our economy. Woah guys, check out this big ass washing machine or whatever. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7552 This one here is clean, modern, updated, and affordable. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7553 The architect thought Washington Heights was the design spec, not the location. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7554 The modern architectural design was completed by non-other than the great ART VANDELAY 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7555 The iconic laundry house has been designed by Mr. Clean Design Associates." 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7556 Yes, of course it has an abatement cycle 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7557 They are low rent and self-cleaning. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7558 Welcome to our Covid -19 laundry space. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7559 Are the dryers as big or bigger? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7560 The architect lived in his parent's basement throughout his schooling. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7561 Well, we don't have a charter school, but... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7562 Architecturally nautical, clean, new concept. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7563 This one is priced to sell. It has all new appliances. I know I told you to get your pre-approval ready but seller is only accepting offers in quarters. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7564 Washer-dryer in-unit? I thought you said washer-dryer is unit. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7565 The dryer is the basement 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7566 There are no agitators here. Not even in our laundry complex. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7567 And this one actually has a unit inside the washer/dryer! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7568 The gas and water bills are actually more economical than you 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7569 There is a price reduction for those whose masks need laundering. Unfortunately you will not qualify. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7570 The kids will love it. 1.1304 0.07361 46 43 0 3
7571 Needless to say, major appliances are included. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7572 Secure parking in the soap dish. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7573 Unit in Laundry 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7574 Great deal but the downstairs unit is humid and no A/C on top floor. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7575 This high efficiency just came on the market. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7576 When it floods, the upstairs stays dry. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7577 This unit’s really big on amenities. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7578 The previous owner took in laundry. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7579 Here's a great investment, convenient, modern and no more dragging your laundry to the laundry mat for mere quarters a day. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7580 A city dweller’s wet dream. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7581 As you can see, our complex includes a spa and sauna for your enjoyment. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7582 The cycle is about to pick back up so I would reserve this property as soon as you can 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7583 It’s a steal compared to the double-oven duplex that just sold on Park. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7584 It reflects the building's commitment to the 'It takes a village' ideal, with respect to laundry rooms. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7585 I promise it'll be the cleanest neighborhood you'll see today. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7586 You do one work-from-home day and then just put the cycle on repeat 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7587 Social Distancing Washers 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7588 Stand back and let the chi wash all over you. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7589 And since it only accepts electronic payments, your rooms won't be overrun with quarters! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7590 Unfortunately it doesn't have in-suite laundry. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7591 During the coronavirus pandemic the owner worked from home. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7592 This one is stacked with potential. And priced not to take the clothes off your back." 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7593 The last owner was a distinguished military man: General Electric. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7594 Built by Westinhauser. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7595 The top unit is half full for renting and the bottom unit is half empty for renting. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7596 It's an efficiency apartment and easy to keep clean. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7597 Is the dryer in the H.O.A. contract ? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7598 We give every vacated unit a total anti-virus wash before putting it back on the market. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7599 It makes laundering a lot easier. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7600 Throw some sanitizer in and you can have massive parties. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7601 And your HOA fees include communal laundry 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7602 I think you’re going to be really impressed with the amenity. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7603 Beats the hell out of Bauhaus! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7604 And here is the duplex, front-loading and very eco-friendly. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7605 No, but there's a cute laundry one block up. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7606 Don't worry, these are Made in Korea. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7607 Smaller footprint but same square footage as side by side units. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7608 The new wash-dryer apartment, guaranteed mosquito- and Covid-free! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7609 All stones were removed by the previous owner.” 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7610 Your clothes have never been THIS clean! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7611 Why, yes, it does come with appliances! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7612 You see, this one's a real bargain...the washer is on top. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7613 We’re calling it a dual-plex. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7614 And if Godzilla ever wanders by, he can do his laundry. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7615 It sounds great at first. But believe me, a ‘self-cleaning home’ is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7616 You can always Airbnb the bottom washer. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7617 The dryers are in the rear. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7618 this are the new luxury AML units, you’ll fill like a gold member 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7619 If you like spin cycling, you can see it’s conveniently located right next-door. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7620 You want to Live clean.. this is where you get it😜 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7621 Most exciting of all, it comes with an all-inclusive cleaning service. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7622 The washer works perfectly... and there’s a lovely patio to air dry your clothes! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7623 Our youngest architect was very aware Seattle can get wet 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7624 This used to be a Starbucks 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7625 In-unit washer/dryer was SO 2019... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7626 We have built these homes in the shape of washers to signify our neighborhood's dedication to cleaning and disinfection during the pandemic. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7627 You are lucky and privileged to be allowed to view such up and coming neighbourhood. The house comes with its own washer and dryer. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7628 And dreams really can come true here! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7629 Please... Don't wash your dirty linen in public!!! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7630 Installed with your own personal people sanitizers! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7631 @itsteotime you’ve heard of in-unit washer/dryer well this is unit-in washer/dryer .. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7632 There clothes the neighborhood! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7633 Yes it’s a great 2 bedroom flat, bathroom included, but no, sorry, it doesn’t include a washing line 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7634 The new brainwash setting does the trick. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7635 Actually, they’re very efficient! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7636 When you just want somewhere clean and dry to rest your head. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7637 Come and test our new washer yourselves! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7638 The owner does offer a carry out laundry service as well. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7639 It's a clean neighborhood. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
7640 Both apartments come with a complimentary nail gun for your furniture 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7641 Another nice feature is your apartment comes with front-loaders. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7642 We had a little miscommunication with the whirlpool installer. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7643 Fresh sheets, every night. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7644 The upstairs unit comes with fabric softener. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7645 We take washing very seriously. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7646 Location and price is a wash. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
7647 The ones on either side are for smaller families. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7648 Nope, you sure don’t have to separate the whites and the colors. Surprised you even asked. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7649 If all the tenants do laundry on the same day, finding your own stuff can sometimes take a while. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7650 No, the laundry is the building. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7651 And they’re leaving their washer and dryer. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7652 Let me know if you're looking to dry. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7653 Wait, there's more! You'll only do laundry once a year! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7654 They stack easier and don't use as much detergent. Quite attractive, eh? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7655 Henry has big feet. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7656 Yin and Yang -- all yours. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7657 And you don't need coins. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7658 The builder cleaned up on these two units. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7659 For those who don’t get Seasick while cleaning the Whole apartment... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7660 This one is great for people who love bubble baths. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7661 It has fluff clean and an A++ energy rating 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7662 The former owner is in prison for money laundering. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7663 Double wash up 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7664 We recommend that your furniture be magnetic 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7665 OK, next we have a 2nd floor walk-up with great plumbing and super clean neighbors. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7666 ...and it comes with His-and-Hers washer, so you'll never have to worry about sorting the laundry. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7667 There are not any laundromats in the neighborhood. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7668 You'd be surprised at how many people like to wash their dirty linen in public. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7669 Such an innovative building: they're still deciding on a wash'n dry laundry or scuba diving facility. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7670 Think out of the box when you tour this place. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7671 The deep clean cycle will make your home the envy of the neighborhood. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7672 As you can see it's wishy washy with very decisive lines. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7673 This neighborhood has its own money laundering, sponsored by... *unhearable name of politician* 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7674 At Acme Development, focus groups are not just window-dressing. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7675 --It comes with ladders. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7676 Clean as a whistle, your apartment is always spick and span. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7677 You'll never have to worry about cleaning. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7678 And the best part about it is it's prime location!-- Just a short walk to restaurants, stores, and the laundromat! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7679 You'll never really have to worry about the neighbors airing their dirty laundry around these parts 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
7680 Oh that, the landlord thought a grey mask projected on the place conveyed a Bat Shield security vibe. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7681 It’s a place to soak up the view and wash away all your cares. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7682 We prefer the Dishwasher style of architecture. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7683 With this stackable unit, you can spin whenevet you want to. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7684 It's a salad-lovers dream! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7685 Of course this was the true inspiration for Lin-Manuel's first hit. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7686 No walk-in closets, sorry, but a walk-in washer-dryer. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7687 It's the developer's idea of a clean joke. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7688 Its the cleanest building in New York 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7689 This complex requires a complete body sanitizer before entering and also monitors all residents thru social tracing..... “Prefect” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7690 The upper floor will wash your worries away. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7691 In-unit washer/dryers are popping up all over the city. They're huge. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7692 It has a new whitewash setting for neighbourhood gentrification. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7693 And, it features in-unit, state-of-the-art, stackable living spaces! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7694 The selling point, it disinfects itself. Brilliant. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7695 The new TV’s are much smaller being made in China. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7696 ...an immaculate concept...let's come back to this one in a bit. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7697 Here we have the new sign of ‘you’ve officially made it in NYC’. Oh, and that’ll be $1,500 extra because it’s front loading entrance 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7698 Do the HOA fees cover lint removal? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7699 It has small business possibilities. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7700 The utilities are a little high, but you will always feel clean and fresh. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7701 You’ll love this place – it has wet-floor everything! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7702 Isn't it BTU-iful ? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7703 The neighborhood no longer separates colors. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7704 Now that’s what I call clean livin’. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7705 ...and you are instantly simonized upon entry! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7706 Would you like to take a spin through this high efficiency duplex? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7707 You won’t find a better buy, this is the Best Buy! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7708 It’s generally eclectic. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7709 It's the latest trend in urban renewal. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7710 Your unit will come with what is considered a car wash for humans. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7711 And here we have our most eco-friendly option. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7712 'This apartment is designed to honor the garment industry for which the neighborhood is named. He's also built a similar project in Sewageville.' 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7713 Every Saturday is laundry and political spin day. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7714 You'll love this: it even comes with an is-unit washer/dryer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7715 We're feeling a bit wishy-washy about this. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7716 It's an older building, but it's squeaky clean! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7717 Now I know you were looking for Stainless Steel but I think you’ll really like the inside . 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7718 I guess the real estate market really is tumbling... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7719 If you buy them both you can really clean up. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7720 Would ya get a load of that! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7721 They are not Co-ops. They are condominiums. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7722 This one comes with a self-clean option. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7723 Gehry wanted to prove that he wasn't washed up" 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7724 It's a real steal because the second floor is too dry, and the first floor has moisture problems! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7725 ...and the large washer-dryer unit is included with your rental. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7726 This one comes with a stackable bunk bed. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7727 These are actually privately owned machines, but there's also a laundromat 5 blocks from here that's only $10 per load! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7728 They're self-cleaning units. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7729 A seen in very many TV soap operas. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7730 Top of the line... clean aesthetics and energy efficiency. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7731 The pandemic has made in-unit washer/ dryers the hottest real estate 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7732 The top floor gets a bit dry and the bottom floor floods a bit. But location is everything! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7733 In an effort to GO GREEN, all tenants are required to launder their clothes on the same day and at the same time. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7734 You’ll be the envy of your neighbors. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7735 This unit comes with a color-safe setting. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7736 And the best part you will be able to live without leaving your laundry 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7737 this split level is clean from top to bottom 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7738 Just watch out for baffles during spin class. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7739 It's a ecologomat, it has the smallest of carbon footprints. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7740 ...A home guaranteed to keep you covid free. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7741 Great apartment- the unit includes a washer/dryer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7742 With six kids at home and a very active lifestyle, it just made sense. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7743 This spacious townhome comes with two built-in aquariums. But not the two giant squids. They go with the owner. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7744 Why don't we go in there; I 'll take you for a spin. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7745 You’ll never need a cleaning lady if you take this unit. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7746 As you can see , both of these are front load washers! Where are we gunna Hang this many clothes?!?" JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7747 The quarters are a bit cramped, but this should Tide you over till your next place. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7748 What do I think? Well, cartoonish comes to mind but beyond that I am at a loss for words. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7749 It's self-cleaning and a whole lot of fun! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7750 This condo complex includes a Coronovirus free community pool and sauna environment. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7751 The best part is the WiFi is free. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7752 I could spin you along and say that real estate is always cyclic but I know it won't wash. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7753 The beauty of it is that every laundry day your entire household is cleaned, too. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7754 They are Whirlpools. President Trump wants you to buy two. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7755 So this is your summer home rental, in case you were wondering, cleaning charges are NOT included. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7756 Now it's a little avant-garde, but it's very efficient. The unit practically cleans itself! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7757 I've front-loaded this home on your tour, and I 'll come clean--no spin--this cycle of the market is fantastic. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7758 ...and of course it’s completely off-grid 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7759 They’re the new apartment-size models. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7760 Well no there is no onsite laundry but it does have covered parking 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7761 This is some Dada bullsh*t. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7762 Stackable units are extra 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7763 ..and it’s very close to the laundromat! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7764 And these condos come furnished with a front loader washer and dryer! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7765 ‘They say Iron Man once lived there’ 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7766 We guarantee lint free living. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7767 Brand new, but it doesn’t come with washer and dryer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7768 All in one 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7769 Didn't you mention clean living? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7770 No pets, but it’s ENERGY STAR rated 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7771 Yes, all amenities are included in the rent... accept for laundry. That’s an additional charge. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7772 Care to spin inside? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7773 The designer feels that every Laundry-Day should be a Fun-Day. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7774 The seller's missing socks convey. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7775 ...and for your security, there is a coin-operated door lock. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7776 This is the perfect apartment to wash away all your problems. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7777 Our campus agitators formed a union. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7778 As you can see, this neighborhood seamlessly blends whites and colors. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7779 You heard me right... in-unit! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7780 Imagine what you could do with the basement now. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7781 When the lower utility bill downstairs is considered, it's a wash. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7782 Here, we have a two-story Coronavirus era home. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
7783 Every unit has a convenient place for you food deliveries to be washed. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7784 Our open air, Covid safe laundry facilities are our latest retrofit for the protection of you and your family. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7785 You save because Appliance Insurance is much less than having policies covering Plumbing, HVAC, electrical roofing, etc. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7786 The building has a laundry as you can see. Loans are available to cover the cost of doing your washing. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7787 These homes are all about housing the whites separately. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7788 It's Archer's old Co-op; we ran the Sanitize Cycle. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7789 You said you wanted to see high-efficiencies. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7790 And, of course, it has built-in appliances ... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7791 It may waste water, but the solar panels save energy. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7792 Of course, your sheets are never wrinkled! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7793 I prefer to think of it as a HIGH efficiency. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7794 I got really sick and tired of washing all those masks by hand! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7795 It's a high efficient, stackable unit perfect for your delicates. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7796 We feel that the neighborhood that washes and drys together, stays together. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7797 It’s just decorative... 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
7798 Mr. Hamster had a passion for cylinders. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7799 And this is our adorable custom designed modern remodel, shall we? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7800 ...and this was a former shell business for money laundering, but it's clean now. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7801 Your guests can be sanitized as they enter the unit. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7802 This one marries the current enthusiasm for round windows with utilitarian householder concerns! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7803 The previous owner is a Sumo wrestler, so it has very little mileage and is exceptionally well constructed. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7804 And you'll find that the units are very clean and dry. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7805 To Serve Man, first wash and tumble dry. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7806 Yes, it is amazing!! Plus they allow pets as well! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7807 ...it includes seven eco settings and a hot tub! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7808 The house's compact design gives you plenty of room to do your laundry. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7809 The lower unit is for whites, and the upper unit is for ...um, laundry of color 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7810 Laundry day for everyone is Monday. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7811 We've just renovated our building! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7812 It comes with washer ,dryer,and toilet too.its in backyard.... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7813 Get in at the lower level and, before you know it, you’ll be ready to move up. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7814 The top floor can get a bit stuffy, but you get a free spin class at the lower level! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7815 It's an homage to the prior commercial tenant. Dryer is in the basement 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7816 It speaks to how 21st century America came to understand that we don’t separate the colored from the white. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7817 Heat's included in the rent. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7818 Sure pets are allowed, except those with legs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7819 The property on the extreme left is owned by a Mr P Bunyon esq, I believe the middle property is his as well 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7820 The modern exterior design belies a classic Kenmore-styled interior. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7821 I know there's a lot of spin in real estate! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7822 You said you wanted in-unit laundry... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7823 Sure, you can take it with you you move 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7824 Compared to the house you're selling, it's a wash. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7825 The Westing House was built in 1953 and has a rooftop deck unique for the period. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7826 As you can see, it comes with all the amenities... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7827 Of course, there's an "is-unit" washer and dryer. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7828 They moved, they found it was much more rewarding to fluff and fold, and quieter. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7829 The tiny house has a regular sized laundry set. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7830 At $2.50 a load, it'll pay for itself in no time. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7831 I thought apartheid ended in the 60s... I don't think separating my whites and coloureds is politically correct. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
7832 Mr Anne:what is this house looking like?I am thinking it is like washing machine?Mr & Mrs Patel: Haaa! .It is circle because we like to leave in washing machiine.We love each other and is detergent.We like to move round round like clothes in machine. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
7833 Welcome to the election, first one is voor Joe Biden, second for Trump, don’t ask me who did this 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7834 The new architect is brilliant even if he is affected by the experience gained in a washing machine company ... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7835 The architect was very specific, and he owns the property. It was designed for a mixed race, same sex couple. But, if one of you is trans, I think I can arrange a showing. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7836 ...plus ginormous upside of yin yang , you know, feng shui .. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7837 All I can tell you is, it's influencer's dream. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7838 How about a dry-run? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7839 No sorry the City does not allow for the pedestal. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7840 This brownstone eliminates the frequent hand washing recommendation by allowing you to live inside spin cycle . 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7841 It’s a whale of a deal! Make that two on spin cycle. Capt. Ahab...or is it Queeg?....will be happy to have an offer. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7842 This combo-condo comes with a multi-lingual User Manual! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7843 Good for the Bronx. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7844 Here we have the Covid Condo, it cleanses everyone before entry and exit 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7845 And, if you need extra income, you can always rent out the spin cycle. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7846 When you walk in the front door, it automatically cleans and disinfects you. But after 3 years, the warranty ends and you have to buy brand new ones since they don't make the replacement parts anymore. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7847 Don't worry; each unit comes with complementary laundry folding service. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7848 There's a three story over-and-under around the corner if children are in the picture 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7849 Darryl Strawberry used to live here. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7850 Wait till you see the inside, the cubic volume is to die for. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7851 It’s such a sweet washer-dryer 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7852 The upstairs unit comes with the "sanitize" option. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7853 Now this apartment comes with a cleaning service. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7854 .. that one has no washing machines 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7855 It's the perfect investment for your dirty money. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7856 This is the latest concept in split levels. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7857 Cleaning service not included. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7858 It is believed that the architecture of this house led to the invention of front load washers 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7859 Now, let me tell you about the dishwasher of the next one 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7860 And in the morning, you'll be fresh for another glorious working day! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7861 Well, we love the neighborhood, but we were thinking something more dry clean only. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7862 No, no. I said this building has in-laundry units. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7863 COVID special! The whole block comes with a super-size washer-dryer. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7864 The best part of this duplex is that it's even coin operated! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7865 Modeled after our government. Wishy-Washy 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7866 Front load is very on-trend in this neighborhood 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7867 This home can put a positive spin on living! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7868 It's the proto type vaccine they have been working on all year. Made in China. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7869 They were having a GIANT sale! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7870 It’s unique in New York City. Washer and dryer are included 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7871 This one's available as a front loaded lease. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7872 Oh yes you could still have a top loading option inside! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7873 The previous owners carried a heavy load. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7874 And, of course, we’re family friendly. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7875 You won't have to wash your dirty laundry in public! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7876 These apartments tend to churn quickly. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7877 Sorry - no synthetics 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7878 It includes a private laundry chute to the Laundromat. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7879 And you only have to do laundry once a year. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7880 ....and this is where we wash our dirty laundry..... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7881 Every new building has in-unit laundry. But we are the only building in the city with in-laundry units! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7882 We'll pass. We don't wash much these days. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7883 So you’re telling me that I’m not from here for my friends to teach me about him? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7884 It's Montessori, but for distance-learning. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7885 In the summertime, keep it set to Delicates. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7886 Laundry is included, but you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7887 We can check it out, after the spin cycle. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7888 And over here is the office of the anti-money laundering. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7889 This house proves we are in Washingto(w)n, newyork 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7890 Sign now and we’ll throw in lifetime first class on Aeroflot and an extra pair of socks 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7891 In-unit laundry? Actually it’s unit-in laundry! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7892 and you can always sublet the top laundry floor for some extra income 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7893 And in this psychiatric facility, we believe cleanliness is next to godliness. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7894 A washer and dryer is in the unit. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7895 Historical laundromat converted into affordable house 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7896 And this unit includes a state of the art en-suite apartment! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7897 You know, for tax purposes. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7898 This model does both; it deep cleans & air dries!” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7899 There used to be bedbugs in this building, thankfully the landlord built in some precautions should they recur... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7900 House is a 'sanatized machine' to live in ! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7901 It's a Tide ad. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7902 Oh I thought you said the washer and dryer unit, not the washer and dryer IN unit 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7903 Fully electric.. You bathe downstairs, then strap yourselves to the circular bed upstairs for the hot ride. You ll find timers and thermostats on each floor. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7904 Washed Up! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7905 But you have to pay extra for the oven 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7906 Rents are high here, but YOU will not be taken to the cleaners. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7907 The renovations were inspired by the previous tenants, a family of five that we put through the wringer and left out to dry. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7908 very quiet 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7909 Not everyone gets the machine, be a part of the humanized machine world. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7910 And, as pandemic buyers, you’ll be ecstatic to know that the in-law unit is a double wide dishwasher... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7911 This house is perfect for all your designated peeping toms 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7912 You can wash your clothes upstairs and dry your 2020 tears downstairs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7913 Just don’t put too much in at once or it will overload. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7914 The second bedroom is rather small and it faces the adjacent building. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7915 We might want to skip this neighborhood. It's segregated. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7916 And much more efficient than the side-by-side models... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7917 The previous owner took in laundry to make a few extra bucks and things really took off. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7918 White wash included, for the full American dream.. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7919 Instead of a doorman, this property comes with an in house cleaner. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7920 . These days we have to double down on cleanliness 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7921 Townhome for sale : Total livable space comparable with the largest washer and dryer! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7922 Unfortunately, the down payment needs to be in quarters 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7923 Rent control doesn’t apply for laundry facilities. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7924 And here we have a lovely duplex, washer and dryer included. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7925 I assure you the pin money is convenient and considerable. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7926 And , of course, you've heard of the latest trend in space saving, stacking appliances for apartments . 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7927 And...We'll throw in utilities! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7928 As you can see from how it looks, this place used to be a Laundromat. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7929 ...and here you have our new deluxe model home. Now you and yours can decontaminate separately. Watch that spin cycle! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7930 Oh, don’t worry, they’re smaller than they look. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7931 It’s our newest addition to Gentrification: You share the washer/dryer with your neighbors, but they take up no room in the apartments. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7932 The community has a Neighborhood Watch program and more recently a Neighborhood Wash program. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7933 It's unusual for a washer/dryer companion set. It comes with an apartment. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7934 Secretly nobody favors mixing colors. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7935 It’s front-loading, so you’ll save on electricity during the summer. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7936 Would you believe, completely ventless. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7937 While most people lust over in unit laundry you have the unique opportunity to be the first in laundry unit. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7938 On the left, we have a super efficient life-size washer and dryer for narrow-minded brains! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7939 Believe it or not, this is a welcomed upgrade from the washboard and drying rack they had before. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7940 No, there’s no central A/C, but there is a great cold wash and dry cycle. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7941 And did I mention the quarters? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7942 Rest assured, the spin cycle would rarely shake your unit. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7943 It’s a very clean building and water is free. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7944 It incorporates the spin directly into your living quarters, which saves you money on your cable bill. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7945 It's not in the Flatiron District, but you would never know 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7946 The vertigo meds are included with the HOA fees. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7947 The previous owners ran a Laundromat, they brought their work home! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7948 Utilities are included. Just don't forget to empty the rooftop lint tray. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7949 These newer models you can combine lights and...uhm...so let's talk about energy efficiency. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7950 The place comes with an 'is unit' washer and dryer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7951 It's compact, but utilities are included. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7952 We don’t usually offer this for houses but perhaps you’d like to take it for a spin. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7953 So, Clean is the next step after Green. And, you save on a ton of shower time. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7954 First month is free while we test the bugs. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7955 This neighborhood used to be segregated. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7956 dishwasher 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7957 It will wash away all your problems! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7958 ... and in this AirBnB for two, you won't need a mask!... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7959 The white goods are included. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7960 Not to worry — they’re both top loaders. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7961 They're calling the style: Appliance Chic. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7962 If you purchase through money laundering the place will pay for itself. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7963 This one is available for sublet for $1.25 an hour 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7964 Sadly, this used to be a segregated neighbourhood. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7965 There is a strong demand for double stack condos. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7966 Jack Donaghy, retired GE SVP did a complete teardown and rebuild. Top of the line products too. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7967 Washer on the first floor, dryer on the second floor. You won’t have to go to the coin laundry any more! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7968 The hard part is remembering to feed in all those quarters. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7969 It is a really neat place to live until the spin cycle starts. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7970 this laundraflat is a great business opportunity. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7971 This is a laundromat since many of the apartments in this area do not offer laundry. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7972 The developer wanted to emphasize amenities. Wait until you see the roof top pool. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7973 This one saves you a bundle on sanitizers! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7974 Yes, and there are communal apartments in the basement 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7975 Rumor has it that it was built with laundered funds. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7976 It's one of the few washer/dryers that allows for an apartment inside. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7977 He built it from the proceeds from money-laundering... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7978 We have had a fairly high turn-over, but everything has come out clean in the end. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7979 On the plus side, everything and everyone will match, because it all comes out gray. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7980 With this modern stack washer/dryer you can wash and dry your clothes, and yourself, in one easy operation. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7981 They went with counter depth to fit in with the existing neighbors. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7982 Yes,it's a shared washer/dryer for the buildings ! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7983 And this is where you'll working -- the corporate money laundering facility. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7984 I have to sell this as all inclusive, but it’s really not complete without softener. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7985 This one cleans itself! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7986 Between wash cycles the view is great! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7987 It's the latest trend in facadomizing. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7988 This is a Nam June Paik design! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7989 This two story unit comes with all of the amenities— temperature control, picture windows, self-cleaning, ... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7990 Perfect for those humid summer days. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
7991 Heat and water are included 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7992 Also included are his and hers Pelotons, giving you unrivaled spin classes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7993 It’s the cleanest town house I have been in. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7994 The architect insisted all construction materials were to be recycled. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7995 Sorry for the stereotyping, The top is for boys, the bottom is for gender dysphorians.” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7996 It's the latest in sanitizing technology: we call it stacking. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7997 This is the Kenmore Mansion, paired with two duplex apartments, two private yards and two outdoor kitchens with grills that are great for searing steaks, fish and veggies!" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7998 The whole complex just chips in!! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
7999 We call this our "Tumble" model. Want to take it for a spin? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8000 The pair of 2 bedroom 3 bath apartments in the basement are shared by the three families in the building. Two of the baths have Murphy Tubs which can be converted to single beds. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8001 See, what did I tell you? It's your dream home! There's no bed, no bath, no kitchen, no pets, and no air. But, who needs those when Manhattan is your front porch? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8002 The cleanest in the city 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8003 And this lovely home was just put on the market. It 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8004 It brings you around. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8005 It is also available in the two dryer option. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8006 And the waste water powers a turbine that provides your electricity! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8007 The last owner had wild hot tub parties. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8008 Lately, I've been really into the "delicate" setting. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8009 Water is included. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8010 And there is a cycle to match your every mood! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8011 On Mondays everyone in the development does their laundry at a reasonable cost. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8012 And across the street you’ll see a wonderful example of ‘Postpathogenism’ 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8013 Both units are coin operated. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8014 Why yes,it is a landmark building. It gained status after it was featured in the 'Mad Men' episode. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8015 ... and there's a laundromat next door, with a nod to Route 66 ... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8016 Best of all, with these units, you can combine whites with people of color. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8017 It comes with appliances. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8018 We decided to embrace high turnover. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8019 As you can see, they've cleaned up this neighbourhood. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8020 The architect is known for his clean houses. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8021 And there's no need to separate whites. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8022 The best laundromat in town! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8023 You did say the washer/dryer combo was a must have. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8024 And it's just perfect for laundering money, Mr. Escobar. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8025 The first floor includes an indoor swimming pool. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8026 That's a tall order 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8027 It's sanitized, no coronavirus here! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8028 We think the opportunity to air one's CLEAN laundry might be a nice change. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8029 Owned by two little old ladies who laundered money only on Sundays. Clean as a whistle. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8030 Unfortunately, you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8031 It comes with its own wash and sanitize cycles. Housecleaning is a breeze. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8032 You'll never have to paint it! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8033 Very meditative. Much better than an ocean view. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8034 If you moved here, your home will be the cleanest in the neighborhood! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8035 Guaranteed to keep you and your guests Covid clean! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8036 It's our new Covid-living pod. Upon entry, simply stand in the sanitizer unit, press start, and we do the rest! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8037 Wash and Dry. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8038 You'll make neighbors fast in this neighborhood. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8039 It’s a gentrification you can spin any way you want. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8040 This washes the blues away 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8041 If you rent this property, your neighbors on this side are extreme "neat nicks" ! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8042 And when it's cold, the colors are so vibrant! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8043 It's energy efficient, and very easy to keep clean. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8044 For your safety during this cycle we’d recommend going in separately. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8045 You can upgrade to a third floor drier. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8046 This neighborhood is really cleaning-up. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8047 This white house is said to make America greate again. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8048 Don't worry about perm press, you wont use it 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8049 Yes but does it come with a washer, dryer? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8050 ...of course laundry service is included in your condo fee. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8051 The Maytags simply loved it, and some lucky couple with the means to do so will be purchasing it through my agency as soon as it comes on the market. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8052 They're currently occupied, but they should be available in about 45 minutes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8053 To think, it was once considered a luxury in New York to have a washer-dryer IN your apartment. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8054 And here is our most popular unit in 2020. People can’t wait to put in on “gentle”. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8055 ...and this is our BLM headquarters. Bulk Laundry Machine. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8056 The top unit is rinse stabilized, so that load's not going anywhere. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8057 This unit is very popular for big families! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8058 Think of the money you will save on dry cleaning! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8059 We call this our Corona design. You can partake on all sorts of water-sports without ever having to come in contact with another living human. In addition, it's Zoom compliant. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8060 Now with this condo, your whites will be whiter... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8061 Mr. Hiroshige lived here. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8062 Would you like to take it for a spin? I should warn you, though, that concussions are likely. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8063 Yes that's true,they do only have the one setting. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8064 Yes, and the unit comes with a small living space in the dryer vent... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8065 This is our Covid-ready self cleaning home. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8066 It's shared, but just with the borough. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8067 For a few quarters more, you could enjoy beach-front living from the heart of the city. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8068 Since this is NYC, your rent will still be $7 billion per month. And no, water is not included. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8069 You should have seen the sink-hole it replaced. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8070 Unfortunately, dry cleaning costs extra. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8071 Just think of it as a duplex for your clothes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8072 They really cleaned up in the market - and decided to rub it in their neighbors faces. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8073 It's the 'Real Housewives' apartments. They have a lot of dirty laundry 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8074 (Sometime in the future...) “And for this model, the architect drew inspiration from a typical 2020 source known as tweet’” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8075 Another nice feature is that everything auto-cleans when you leave... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8076 The front door is fake. If you want to visit Flipper you have to use the hatch on the roof 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8077 The current occupant goes by the name Whirl Paul. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8078 It's a must have for the next pandemic! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8079 Just add bleach and you're good to go. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8080 Easier: left sock up, right sock down! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8081 And here, the architect has nimbly combined a utilitarian need with a modern aesthetic sensibility. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8082 1 J and @2 J are the only units with built in laundry. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8083 It helps keeping up with 6 teenagers laundry. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8084 It’s a instead of a bathtub. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8085 You'll never lose socks again! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8086 Its an upside down washer and dryer, we think it is the next hot thing in real estate. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8087 The spin cycle room provides a real workout and allows you to get rid of those gym memberships you never used! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8088 The HOA includes free weekly cleaning which helps balance the large drapery expense. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8089 You mentioned wanting a space that's easy to keep clean. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8090 Immaculate. It was owned by a clean freak. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8091 Yes, some of the residents still use a ladder for the coin slots. But now we have an app for that. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8092 It should handle all your washing, but the bad news is that the nearest dryer is six blocks across town. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8093 We're really working hard to streamline gentrification. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8094 The spin cycle drives the seismograph nuts. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8095 It's been foreclosed. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8096 It's $1.50 per load, utilities not included. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8097 The entire home is a multi-task haven that provides energy efficiency. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8098 The spin cycle takes you to the 2d floor. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8099 It's energy efficient. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8100 gotta big family 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8101 Not only do you get the ride of your life but everything, and I mean EVERYTHING in your home gets sanitized! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8102 This model is our 'people who live in glass houses'. It comes fully equipped with a range of settings from snickering and judging to full fledged brutal criticism" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8103 It's not very large but it has hot water and lots of heat 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8104 I know, it looks like a sideways boom box, but this communal washing machine is "all-the-rage" with the tweeners 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8105 No washers/dryers in the apartments, but there are free monthly laundry days for the whole complex” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8106 They're asking $3.00... in quarters. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8107 Laundry facilities are shared... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8108 Believe me, this unit is one of the cleanest you’ll ever see. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8109 We were asked to call this, “The Duplexity of Spin.” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8110 Actually, with the pandemic, we made both of them washers. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8111 It’s a bubbplex. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8112 This one's got upgraded appliances! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8113 All of the side-by-side units have been rented. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8114 Living next to Jeff Besos has its ups and downs!” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8115 This building offers the finest in clean living. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8116 The building inspector will tell you this one's clean. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8117 Yes, the community HOA includes a super sized stacked washer and dryer. You have to bring your own detergent and fabric softener. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8118 ‘Yes, there was an investigation, but trust me, the London investment market will remain one of the safest in the world.’ 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8119 It does have a lot of light, though. And, the house gets cleaned while you shower! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8120 And we also offer a walk-in laundry! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8121 Well, you did mention you have children... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8122 In all bedrooms upstairs which tend to be dry in summer humidity is controlled by recirculation of air from downstairs. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8123 Christo and Jeanne Claude once lived next door. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8124 Notice the stacked option give more vertical height, and the views are always revolving... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8125 And it’s 20 minutes from the beach! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8126 Dogs? No. But fabric softener and bleach are included. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8127 Damp? What makes you think it's a damp house? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8128 No need to wear a mask but goggles are recommended 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8129 This listing comes with the latest self-cleaning technology. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8130 And this one is a commentary on the separation of lights and darks. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8131 It's a hot market right now, but my guess is that we're in for a tumble. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8132 It's a new self-cleaning home! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8133 Yes, a bit avant garde for 2020 but in fifty years....... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8134 In which home do you believe the Maytags might have lived? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8135 The rent is very low, though you do need $1.50 in quarters to open the door. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8136 And we can disinfect your children before they even enter the school! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8137 It has an over-the-top floor plan. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8138 And it comes with built-in washer and dryer." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8139 Some modern property developments are vehicles for money laundering, but you don't have to worry about that sort of thing here at Novosibirsk Village Residences. We're as clean as freshly fallen Siberian snow! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8140 You’ll have to walk to the dryers around the block and tumble around every time you step out of this apartment. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8141 It used to be a mom and pop Chinese laundry but now they are an American success story! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8142 For his Poo Poo undies 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8143 I honestly don't know if they take anything other than coins for condo fees, but I can check on that and get back to you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8144 Co-op or Coin-op - it’s location that matters . 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8145 Not your taste? Let's walk to the house emulating a sieve, down the block 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8146 It's part of the new housing initiative from the Administration-separate your whites and everyone else. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8147 Laundry for the entire complex is done every Saturday night. We call it "Watching the clothes go 'round." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8148 . . . and the nicest feature is that it only costs a few quarters a day to keep it clean, dry, and lint-free. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8149 I know it's a little out of your price range, but think of all the money you'll save and you won't need to hoard quarters... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8150 The landlord got tired of people asking for in-unit laundry. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8151 for every cycle of life 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8152 This just went up for auction. It was formerly used in a money-laundering scheme. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8153 And the best part is - it includes a weekly clean! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8154 We launder our tenants daily" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8155 Just make sure your out of the house if you select "Spin Only"...Paul Jelinek, NYC 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8156 All units come with apartment size appliances. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8157 Not a single germ cell getting through that threshold alive. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8158 Like they say, "Normal is just a setting on the dryer." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8159 Due to Covid19, you need to be washed and dried, before l can show you the unit. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8160 And this building offers two passive-exercise gyms. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8161 It also comes with a huge stacked washer-dryer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8162 The basement is prone to flooding and the attic seldom catches fire. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8163 it's mainly for washing the giraffe . . . 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8164 Yes, it does have a sanitize setting. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8165 Before you ask: yes, there is onsite laundry. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8166 They don’t convey. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8167 This one has a nice exercise wheel. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8168 The architect thought that top-loading would be awkward, but there’s plenty of space. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8169 But no in-unit washer and dryer? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8170 Ever since COVID 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8171 I wanted to make a joke about laundromat architecture but what goes around comes around. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8172 ...and imagine yourselves hanging out on the roof deck 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8173 Quick tip: I wouldn't advise using it while they aren't looking. The whole block shakes. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8174 Sanitized for your protection. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8175 Well, yes. It will settle a bit over time, but we guarantee against shrinkage! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8176 The architect didn't like the top-loaders. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8177 You’ll never have to worry about cleaning your house. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8178 It's perfect for cyclists. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8179 They double as a hot tub and a sauna 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8180 Yes, this one comes with in-unit apartment. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8181 Besides cables there are 28 wash programmes to spin away a winter's evening 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8182 And the appliances are stainless steel. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8183 Can we see the building with the dryers again? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8184 It’s much more energy efficient than the ranch style side by sides you’ll find in the suburbs 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8185 Oh no, laundry is still not included. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8186 Here at the Paradise condos, we take sanitizing serious when it comes to the safety of out tenants. In fact, right now this entire plots of homes are undergoing the spin & rinse cycle as we speak. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8187 These were designed by Tik Tok 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8188 Yes, the apartment is included in the price for the washer and dryer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8189 ...and this one has a big discount. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8190 NEVER use the delicate cycle. Your life will never be the same. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8191 Now we really recommend flood insurance... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8192 The original owner started a chain of laundrymats. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8193 The neighbors tell me you get used to their routine" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8194 There are no condo fees because of the money we earned from the washer/dryer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8195 The only negative is that you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8196 Unfortunately, units are coin-operated. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8197 You can move in as soon as the rinse cycle finishes" James Gibson UORN U 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8198 Well, I hear that the rent is free between cycles. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8199 This one has u-in-it washer/dryer. In-unit is... fine. A little 2009 though, right? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8200 Extremely convenient for a growing family, but it does take 45 quarters for each wash and dry cycle. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8201 This model was developed especially for people in financial services. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8202 It has the added feature of a 24/7 cleaning service. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8203 This is a historic building, the first in New York, or anywhere, to make money laundering a visual metaphor. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8204 These are just the cleanest apartments in the neighborhood 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8205 This one comes with a built-in apartment. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8206 I like to call it South Williamsburg. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8207 People hate it when there is no washer/dryer, so .... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8208 Covid protocol. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8209 He was accused of laundering money by buying and renovating properties in the Brooklyn and Manhattan. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8210 It's a cleaner version of Bauhaus." 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8211 It's been retrofitted with state of the art seismic technology, so no worries about the spin cycle. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8212 And this is the energy efficiency upgrade... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8213 It can be a wrinkle-free existence... if you can keep up with the payments. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8214 AquaMan lives here." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8215 We can have a look if the people inside don't come clean with an offer. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8216 Delicates only. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8217 If you sleep in your swimmers you'll both find it far less inconvenient and wake up spotlessly clean! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8218 You can wipe all your soot and coin by contracting this house! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8219 It’s even coin-operated! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8220 And here's our compact model: bright, modern, and easy to clean 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8221 Do you have anything that's not pre-shrunk on? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8222 The previous owners decided they like top-loading better. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8223 Godliness may be passé, but cleanliness never goes out of style. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8224 It comes with a washer and dryer 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8225 Yes, our deluxe model does comes equipped with 24 hour access to spin cycle 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8226 You're not gonna believe the size of this laundry room 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8227 The units in this building save space by having community showers and baths. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8228 And as part of our Green Building protocol, we use the lint trap to provide insulation." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8229 No ma'am, for the last time, it does not come with in-unit laundry. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8230 The ultimate pandemeic living experience... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8231 And, of course, there is in-laundry unit. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8232 A duplex on the delicate cycle and perfect for kids! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8233 Would you like a quick look around? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8234 It's such a rare find to have a washer / dryer in New York! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8235 ...and during elections the spin cycle is free! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8236 It saves time; you'll only have to do laundry once a month. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8237 It may not be as comfortable as you like, but you will be guaranteed to clean up. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8238 Mesmerizing isn't it? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8239 Your luxury apartment includes the latest technology in "green" laundry service. All 350 units are done in one load every Thursday. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8240 It's the ultimate in post-modern design to save you the aggravation of going to the neighborrhood laundromat ... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8241 are you wearing cotton? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8242 It turned out that top-loading was too difficult 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8243 Sorry but we can't mix colored and whites in those... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8244 ...and your unit comes with the option to air your dirty laundry in the central plaza or take it to the coin-op four blocks away where you can maybe remain anonymous. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8245 With these new units, it is no longer necessary to separate Whites and Darks…I REALLY wish people would understand that. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8246 The self washing house. A thorough cleaning while you are out! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8247 You'll be washing your mortgage pay for itself. Perfect for all your needs. Doesn't have a laundry room though. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8248 This one has an in-laundry unit, so you'll have to act fast. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8249 Washer and dryer, en suite. Bathroom on premises in basement. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8250 Well, yes, it's a postwar walkup, but you'll be the envy of the neighborhood with two full-sized units. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8251 Let me ask you - do you believe in washing your sins away daily? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8252 You won't believe this untill you wash it 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8253 The Future is Now - this concept keeps one from airing their families dirty laundry! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8254 'No thanks, we gave at the office'! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8255 You’ll never guess which amenities are included with this apartment! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8256 Trust me, it's clean. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8257 Do you enjoy swimming? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8258 This is an extremely unique opportunity for a 800 square foot luxury apartment in West Village. We have wall to floor convex circular windows with automated home cleaning system installed. A rare find especially at this price point. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8259 I'm so glad you found us on the Obsessive's List of Dwellings! You'll be pleased to know that in addition to the essentials, this wonderful new building includes a kitchen, a bathroom, a bedroom and a closet. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8260 NEWLY Listed: 2 story, 3 bedroom, washer/dryer is unit 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8261 Yes! a whole level of 'family friendly' 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8262 This two level front loading duplex has an open floor plan, fabulous wide angle street views, can accommodate a buyer with a large wardrobe and offers a clean and active lifestyle. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8263 Unfortunately, the washer-dryer units do not convey. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8264 We were hoping for one with a dryer 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8265 Yes, but not to worry. Colors go on top. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8266 The architect was in industrial design. We think the carry-over adds extra cache'. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8267 These two apartments are just spotless! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8268 The rent will also clean you out. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8269 Here in America, we use bigger and better machines with which to whitewash both our people and policies. It is a much better way to see you, my dears. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8270 As you can see, they are both separately front loading for ease f access 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8271 And here we have a fully furnished, home with a washer and dryer included. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8272 I can”t wait to hear her spin on this... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8273 Why don’t you take a quick spin inside? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8274 Now this is our most climate controlled unit. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8275 Using new table-turning technology, the renters of this apartment are able to view the street from all sides. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8276 These mandated front-loading units are more accessible than our normal top-loading ones. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8277 last owner a big time money launderer for crooked politicians, so they built him this memorial. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8278 Yes, it's one for each of you, that way the other one can't get lost. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8279 Swell 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8280 We've implemented new cleaning protocols in a big way. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8281 Actually, there’s no agitation! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8282 This is our outdoor model that can wash and dry any item no matter the size! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8283 Unfortunately, the down payment would need to be in quarters. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8284 This next one is very clean and dry 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8285 There is phenomenal central heat upstairs. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8286 This is our COVID-19 special... multi-level sanitizing/washer combo. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8287 Just wait until you get a look at the appliances... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8288 These new stackable, front-load living models afford you all the amenities of the laundromat from the comfort of your own condo. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8289 I'm sorry, they don't convey. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8290 HOA required on all post-covid construction. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8291 This one was built by Mr. Maytag. Mrs. Maytag loved the late night spin cycles. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8292 And you don’t need a washer/dryer in your apartment. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8293 The new quarantine units are very popular! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8294 It's the newest home the block, perfect for the family with underlying conditions. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8295 Netflix hasn't had much lately. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8296 Just like anywhere else, they take you to the cleaners. At least you’ll never worry about getting your laundry done in the process. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8297 It's the most desirable duplex overlooking Washington Square Park 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8298 The apartment includes a washer and dryer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8299 The front load model has stupendous water views 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8300 This should really clean up the neighborhood 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8301 She's in charge of dryer manufacturing and he does the marketing. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8302 I assure you, this is more common than finding these in-unit 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8303 'We thought we'd let the owners make their own housing bubbles' 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8304 Enjoy our state-of-the-art spin studio. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8305 Now, this Combo, ...... sorry, Condo .... has clean lines! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8306 Washington Heights 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8307 Offsite parking is $250 a month, but the washer/dryer is-unit! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8308 The HOA is $750.00 per month payable in quarters 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8309 With this property, you will save on housekeeping. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8310 The buildings are old, so of course they’re be a bit washed out. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8311 That's why we have to separate the whites from the coloreds...I can show you the place as soon as the spin cycle stops. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8312 Hey, you save on condo fees.. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8313 It's what we call a 'washer-upper'. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8314 Rent controlled, Covid compliant, and of corse great views of what you can’t do as you shelter in place. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8315 This one comes with in-laundry unit. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8316 Just keep it clean, we have all sanitized 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8317 Who needs a washer & dryer IN your apartment when you can simply live in one? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8318 A little outside the box, but you really get to live the experience. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8319 ...and it`s really close to the Flatiron building! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8320 ...and this is where Dead or Alive wrote their major hit song 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8321 Water view, windy, no time wasters 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8322 Our new condos offer full mental, emotional, and spiritual cleaning as a way to help you get through these times 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8323 You said a clean neighborhood was your priority. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8324 This is our latest work in hermetically sealed design 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8325 this is the most aestetics building we have, so don't be pathetic 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8326 What do you mean, "You wash off all the negativity as soon as you enter your home?" 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8327 yes, right here in the financial district! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8328 This is a rare find: an in-washer/dryer unit! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8329 This place has been on the market for months, and the seller is pretty motivated. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8330 Someone once said to err is human, but it seems the gods realized their flaws this horrible year and decided to wash their own laundry. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8331 This neighborhood boasts a great Mix and Watch program. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8332 ...the landlord of this building is pretty adamant about keeping the colors separated from the whites. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8333 Well that's a load off 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8334 Wait ‘til you see the roof deck... @newyorkermag 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8335 Stacked laundry with a condo twist 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8336 I'll take you for a spin inside. Do you want the 32 min or the 4 hours tour? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8337 Pros: no HOA fee. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8338 Be sure to leave the first floor door open, or you will stink up the neighborhood” 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8339 Well, you can't be too clean or careful these days. You do care about your health, don't you? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8340 ”You said you wanted a clean home... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8341 We give misogyny and racism a whirl here with extra warm water and soap. God knows we need it! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8342 And these pods are move in ready for you with all you need until 2030, no need to come out for anything 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8343 Next is a pre-war, Spanish style, stack home with clean lines 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8344 Perfect for all your life cycle events! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8345 This might be a good option for you if you're into this kinda thing 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8346 Rarely offered multi self clean townhouse - protection that lives with you 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8347 Ce n'est pas un art. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8348 Special unit built during the pandemic with an automatic extra rinse cycle 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8349 Guaranteed to keep you frisky 24-7 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8350 It’s right in the heart of WashingMachine Heights. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8351 That’s Marty Byrd’s second home 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8352 A classic example of Paradoxical Architecture. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
8353 And this is a housing project called 'recycled living'. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8354 And the best part is, you’ll save a fortune in cleaning fees. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8355 This is the news distribution establishment. If you want to know everything that is going on in the world, just go there and ask for a brainwash. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8356 Once you seen how clean the apartment is after the wash cycle, you'll never want to live anywhere else. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8357 It’s Rem Koolhaas 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8358 It's 1.5 million dollars, but the good news is, it takes coins. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8359 First, last and security Tide Pods not included 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8360 We have a lot of dirty laundry 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8361 This building is known for washing all your sins. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8362 As you can see, they've done alot to clean up the area 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8363 The best part? It's only a half hour drive to Mt Washmore. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8364 No, an open house has been scheduled at this time.. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8365 And these are high efficiency. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8366 It is unusual, but Norman Foster said "As an architect you design for the present, with an awareness of the past, for a future which is essentially unknown.” 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8367 Surprisingly, you aren’t guaranteed to come out germ free. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8368 Water, heat, and each floor comes with 360 windows! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8369 You know I was worried the new units would be an eyesore, but honestly this climate is a wash anyways. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8370 It actually 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏’𝒕 have in unit laundry 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8371 It’s a new concept house, brought up by the latest Safety & Healthy measurements after the pandemic” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8372 So when George won the lottery...this is the first thing he did 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8373 A must see for the expectant parents. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8374 We’ll give you your quarters when you sign the lease 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8375 ...and yes, this is the community laundromat mentioned in the listing 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8376 And this neighborhood is called Indecision. It’s definitely trendy, but the residents are a little wishy washy 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8377 Believe me, it has more than 2 bedrooms. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8378 This is our money laundering real state concept 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8379 This one comes with indoor bdrm/bathroom! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8380 We cleanse your souls for a price. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8381 The only thing that matched the previous owner’s love of porthole windows was their contempt for laundromats. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8382 Before this home was renovated, there really wasn’t much mixing of different groups in this community. Now, we’ll... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8383 and this is where the children will go after leaving school before returning home. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
8384 Top floor can feel dry. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8385 And THAT is why he said colors should be separate.... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8386 Please don’t air your dirty laundry out for everyone to see 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8387 You’ll need to download the app to coordinate laundry day with the rest of Chelsea. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8388 Yes, they are immune to the virus but not to OCD. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8389 The previous owners said they wanted a new place to break the every day cycle. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8390 Sure, you'll have to get custom furniture, but the views are totally worth it. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8391 No matter wat u choose we gonna wash ur bank account with utmost care and secrecy even god will not able figure out 😏😏 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8392 And here we have our deluxe model. With just a click of a button, you can wash and dry all of your future decisions. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8393 The only con with this place is you have to pay 25 cents to open the door 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8394 And here is a lovely stackable-style apartment. You can wash your clothes and your life! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8395 You’ll be happy to know this comes with its own living unit in the space. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8396 I thought the washing machines were supposed to be inside the store 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8397 This washer-dryer comes with an apartment in-unit. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8398 You're open only 12 hours a day. " 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8399 You will always feel clean and dry in this one. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8400 If you rented out the top floor, you could really clean up on this one. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8401 And if you look to your left, you'll see what used to be Michael Corleone's house 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8402 Don't worry, this neighborhood is zoned for spin. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8403 This next home cleans itself 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8404 It'sa duplex. The upstairs is damp but the downstairs is always warm and dry. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8405 When you walk into the front door. everything is remarkably clean!" 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8406 The owners are temporarily upstream. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8407 This condo will make your head spin! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8408 Are you into our new space-age facade? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8409 This is the latest in COVID-Condo design 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8410 The whole house fan will take your breath away. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8411 This home is spic and span, our freshest listing in a tumbling market. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8412 What the fuck is this? I'm damned if I know! You freaks. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8413 We don't call it money laundering if you use cold water, a short rinse cycle, and hang your lawyer out to dry. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8414 Perfect for the young at heart. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8415 You pay no property taxes and can relocate your home any time! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8416 The downside is that you have to pay with silver dollars 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8417 It's communal, exclusively for this block's residents to use. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8418 We want to keep the neighborhood white. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8419 To our knowledge, its the house ever created inspired by a Don Henley song 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8420 Lately the sanitized units have become popular. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8421 hydoxycholoroquine didn’t work so let’s try washing and drying 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8422 And if you will turn your attention over here, you will notice our giant washing machines, which, when paired with our scent booster, will give 2020 a fresh start! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8423 This is where the mafia did their laundry 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8424 So, this was what you meant by an in-unit washer dryer? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8425 Say "goodbye cancel culture and goodluck airing my dirty laundry now! Amirite, folks?!" 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8426 The laundry facilities double as a spa with whirlpool. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8427 In between washing you’ll have a place to live 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8428 Swinging is out. The new craze is “spin cycles.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8429 ... AND it has an apartment in the basement. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8430 it comes with premium guarantees!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8431 ' Why yes,these apartments were designed by Kleenmaid ! ' 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8432 And this is where you can wash two loads of laundry at the same time. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8433 It's quiet efficient and guaranteed not to eat your socks. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8434 You will not find a cleaner condo on this street. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8435 Think of it as Wash and Wear. All you do is jump in and walk out. Plus, price is two for one! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8436 Laundry also comes with his and hers options. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8437 The top unit offers income opportunity, and there are no zoning restrictions for appliance changes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8438 We do everyone’s laundry together as a service on Mondays and Wednesday’s 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8439 And with this, the architect makes a social commentary on money laundering. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8440 We thought we’d start small with universal washing machines 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8441 An all cash purchase? Of course! Quarters only. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8442 This here is America’s famous Dirty Laundry. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8443 We've had issues with money laundering through real estate before 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8444 The latest in amenities, the onside car wash. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8445 Yes, it's known as Bullseye or Fishbowl around here but we call it The Twins: Rinse and Spin. V. Coldwell, Wales, U.K. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8446 Frank Gehry. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8447 I don't know why they stacked 2 dryers, but there is a washer inside. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8448 They’ll take a quarter of asking. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8449 You'll need the new codes. "Hot rinse" means expect a new vacancy soon. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8450 You see,that's why there's no dirty laundry in our company. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8451 For full disclosure, the previous owner is selling because they always tumbled down the stairs after finishing a spinning cycling session 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8452 The washer and dryer though are not included. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8453 The former owner invented the stacked washer and dryer 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8454 You want to get on or talk fashion? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8455 The upside is you only have to use it once a year. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8456 BONUS Moneymaker! It doubles as dual human sized hamster wheels! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8457 Well........ yes it is true that the tenants have complained about how hard it is reach the dryer. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8458 In your price range, this was as close as I could find to a washer Dryer in unit, but there’s a laundromat just around the corner 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8459 It’s not my fault it put your Laundromat out of business! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8460 Do you feel dirty or do you feel wet? Either way, we have the place for you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
8461 This is our mainstream, bright, clean and nice looking model. It's storybook. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8462 @_hannahxr this was literally your last apartment 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
8463 Spin cycles run every few minutes but you'll get so you don't even notice. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8464 Oh, it’s only two months out of the year! I hear that after the first couple of days you kind of just “Let go.” 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8465 It’s for society’s dirt. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8466 i’m glad you numskulls like contributing to gentrification. contemporary design is selling like hotcakes in greenpoint right now. the only downside is the whole neighborhood will be able to see your hoo-ha. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8467 You are going to love the view!" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8468 This one was recently updated in mid-century coin-op style. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8469 Yes, the apartments have a shared laundromat but the machines only run once a month so you have to pile your clothes in with everyone else's and pray to God all of your socks return. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8470 And every unit comes equipped with our wash and rinse feature. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8471 "My motivated seller will throw in a year's supply of quarters and fabric softener. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8472 This aluminum stackable will be available at the end of its current cycle. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8473 This is the tallest building in town. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8474 Complete with two washers. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8475 Do you like your spin to the right or left? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8476 There's an App for it 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8477 This was Claes Oldenburg’s attempt at architecture before he moved on to sculpture. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8478 And best of all, no need to separate whites from darks. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8479 The New York real estate industry has vowed to be more transparent about money laundering. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8480 No, I'm afraid the shoot is extra. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8481 It is Central Park-close and comes with a year’s supply of detergent! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8482 Most welcome Mr. Harry and Mrs. Meghan Markle ..... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8483 These 2 condos provide the most comprehensive protection on the market from germs and viruses...and there’s a bike locker! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8484 Wash your whites upstairs and your colors downstairs. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8485 The Landmarks Preservation Commission ultimately agreed that as long as we maintained the character of the original facade we could do an up-down split. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8486 An appliance salesman turned architech, what would you expect? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8487 It's the latest in integrated housing - downstairs for whites... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8488 I'm just telling you now - the resale value will only go up. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8489 It's called total Earth Advantage 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8490 Oldenberg's latest... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8491 Unfortunately for you two, this unit shouldn’t mix whites with coloreds. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8492 Washer and dryer are included in this unit. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8493 The ad was supposed to say HIGH efficiency apartment. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8494 So, with every rinse cycle this updated unit is also entirely disinfected. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8495 This building is awash with available apartments. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8496 It's move-in ready once you select your wash cycle. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8497 And as you can see, there's a vented washer and dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8498 It was originally built to for Jerry Seinfeld’s cars, but now we’re using it to wash Covid off the homeless. And the basement is a Levain! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8499 The loan is front-loaded 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8500 This one is flood-ready! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8501 The upper loft unit is the dryer. Main level amenity is the washer 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8502 Alpha House #1 in Tide Pod sales campus wide. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8503 Minus the cost of a maid from the rent, and you'll agree these units are very affordable. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8504 This condo used to be a two-story laundry room. You’d never guess, right? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8505 Clean duplex... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8506 There’s no laundry room in this unit 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8507 This next house has huge windows and is easy to clean. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8508 And of course it has a bedroom in unit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8509 It’s easy to sanitize the whole house. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8510 And this townhouse model comes with a washer and dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8511 It does come with a Home Warranty!! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8512 And the apartment also comes with wi-fi! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8513 Here's an even better deal: the Washer and dryer IS the unit! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8514 A few disclosures. The top floor has problems with flooding. The bottom may get hot 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8515 Trust me, the chef’s special is worth the deep cleaning 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8516 ...and this is our “Unit -In” washer and dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8517 Customers complain that their socks keep disappearing mid-workout! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8518 And this is where the Kardashians dry their fake eyelashes... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8519 Inspired by World Earth Day, we call this little gem the "Al Gore Cleaner LivingModel". 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8520 Humanity is terrible- I want to die. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8521 ...and this is a new Spa where you can clean your sins 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8522 No, I'm sorry. Pets are not allowed. However, we do make exceptions for eel, mackerel, and koi. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8523 We removed a General Lee statue that was here and replaced it with one honoring George Washingmachine. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8524 If Studio and Efficiency don't work for you, consider our Utility Apartment. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8525 It’s a laundry house...very clean and smells just like Tide 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8526 And this washing machine comes with a free whale ! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8527 Cash business? I know just the place for you! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8528 Hey, watch that stereotype. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8529 It's not only functional, but it gives you a great view from inside. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8530 I’ve been sober for over a year now 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8531 i can do everyone's laundry 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8532 You didn't seriously think you would have an in-unit washer and dryer, did you? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8533 .....and you can spin-dry the children on either floor! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8534 We've found the whirling motion is comforting. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8535 This self-cleaning house will be listed tomorrow but you should put in an offer today if you are interested 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8536 It's economically-friendly, but you will have to pay with coins. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8537 It's more practical than living in a fishbowl. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8538 Whites on the top and coloreds on the bottom" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8539 I was talking about keeping white clothes separate from colored clothes. I wasn't espousing segregated housing." 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8540 You'll know that all the corona virus has been washed away. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8541 It's was originally designed and built for the Maytag family. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8542 One of 'ems a washer and one's a dryer - but I'm not gonna tell you which! Keeps you on your toes! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8543 You did say you wanted an in-unit washer and dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8544 This is a pre war wash and wear unit. Remember to set to city when you leave. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8545 ...and the apartment is in-unit" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8546 Your neighbors are very into being clean. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8547 And it's guaranteed COVID-safe. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8548 this is our Covid-19 model 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8549 Remember the sex scene from “My Beautiful Laudrette”? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8550 It's foreign owned . They launder money. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8551 Also, you get to keep any underwear the previous tenant left behind! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8552 Don't mind those, they're part of a new reality dating series called, "Just Find the Hookup". 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8553 The three story model comes with the very popular pedestals! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8554 It's very social since everyone in complex washes and drys at same time in one load for washer and dryer and very dirty clothed residents get a volume discount so to speak and sorting out ownership of items at finish is a real party 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8555 The developers commissioned these in the latest architectural style: international money laundering 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8556 It’s clean, modern, has great natural light — and direct access to water! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8557 The last tenants were a couple of stuffed shirts. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8558 Ah... it also comes with free detergent for a year! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8559 This gentrified neighborhood is guaranteed to whitewash even your husband". 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8560 And it comes with two heavy duty washing machines. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8561 Yes, it is a high efficiency model, but I've heard the first floor has a moisture problem and the second floor really doesn't heat properly. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8562 It’s a real cleaner-upper. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8563 ... and each unit has hookups for a house in the lint filter. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8564 So, which one of you is the washer in this relationship, and which one of you is the dryer? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8565 And there is a very nice roof top pool. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8566 ... and it automatically sanitizes everything while you're at work ... The one that used to be a "family run" bank ... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8567 It's the cleanest place in our listings, and the utilities are paid. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8568 These are efficiency units...also stackable and front loading! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8569 This used to be Trump Towers." ""What happened?" "The Russians kept using it to launder money, and one day it just changed. We can't explain it." 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8570 Now you can wash your shirts AND your pants! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8571 Can you believe this lovely place used to be a laundry service for tents and sails? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8572 ...but the facilities are outstanding! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8573 Yes utilities are included, but not water. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8574 As you can see we keep this neighborhood very clean. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8575 These are the newly designed sleeping pods. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8576 I'd go above the asking price, if I were you. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8577 the detergent if free for the first year 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8578 We in Portland think the architect was inspired. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8579 No, no. We're the other Washington 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8580 ... plus, if you fill out this rebate form from the website, you’ll get $10 off rent. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8581 The previous owner said she came to miss her old place. Something about camaraderie, a stream, and I think ... rocks ... or was it stones? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8582 Gyration, gyration, gyration. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8583 This one has loads of extras. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8584 Sorry, it only comes in one color. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8585 Yes, his and hers washing machines have been known to save many marriages. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8586 Yeah, you could say that. The neighborhood has been cleaned up. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8587 This is a steal, priced well under market, because of course the top unit was SUPPOSED to be a dryer but the Builder screwed up. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8588 I know the apartment listing was a little deceiving. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8589 You just push a button and your apartment is clean, plus the dryer is a blast for parties 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8590 It's for one of the social activities: the complex holds a weekly group laundry party. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8591 Should laundry provide context? This could be the answer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8592 Here in White Fragility Gardens, we have special housing for the delicate whites. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8593 ... and this unit IS one washer and dryer 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8594 To the designer, Ken Moore, realism was critical. The lilac fragrance is an homage to his daughter Amana. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8595 And the second floor owner will have exclusive use of the rooftop car-wash we’re installing in the Fall 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8596 Unfortunately, the rent is pre-shrunk. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8597 Mondays are so much easier. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8598 I'd show you the unit but the current tenants are still in the spin cycle. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8599 This will sell fast: the rare is-unit washer/dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8600 It was used by an old lady to launder her marihuana proceeds before it became legal. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8601 You will find it to be a clean and dry townhouse. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8602 ...and we upgraded the laundry facilities because of the sweatpants situation. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8603 It's spotless, with very low humidity. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8604 The seller has some issues with money laundering. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8605 Hydro is extra 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8606 Guaranteed to be clean and dry 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8607 And with the purchase of your studio apartment you are deeded laundry rights with the other twenty five apartments. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8608 For superior security set cycle to Vicious! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8609 And this unit is guaranteed to be virus free. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8610 And then there's the hideaway cleaning system. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8611 ..and this co-op runs on 100% clean energy. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8612 When you said you had cats, I knew the perfect place. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8613 After reviewing all your assets, you will be above water on this unit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8614 1. "Now you won't have to worry about cleaning." 2. "You can sublet it for ten minutes at a time." 3. "The window pops open sometimes, so be careful." 4. "The last tenants used the spin cycle as a treadmill." 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8615 These units prevent virus primary spread from contaminated demons. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8616 Does it also come with a dishwasher? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8617 And you won't be needing a new washer and dryer! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8618 It's perfect for people who have fallen into the rinse repeat cycle . .. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8619 In-house laundry? In this neighbourhood? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8620 With a built-in oceanarium 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8621 This duplex just came on the market. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8622 Oh it's so easy! You just feed in $1.4m and in 45 days it will have flipped and you'll have lost half a million! And even better,it accepts rubles! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8623 If you charge $100 per load, you can pay your mortgage off early. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8624 And we have the biggest and best self-service laundry equipment. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8625 You won't find a cleaner place in this neighborhood. The only downside is you have to pay in coins. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8626 Since you have to work from home because of the COVID Pandemic, you might as well make some extra money by doing others' laundry. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8627 Each washer/dryer comes equipped with its own tiny home. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8628 It's guaranteed to get your kids to visit more. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8629 It's the latest in car wash technology" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8630 Street level is Caribbean storm. Upstairs is Saharan getaway. And soon we'll all be able to fly again! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8631 Yes, but you'll always have a great view of your laundry! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8632 Washer and dryer included 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8633 ''Like all our units, this one is up and down.'' 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8634 The washer and dryer include the unit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8635 Can I tell you about the latest in sound-proofing? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8636 To keep up with the covid "fad", this unit is 10% living space and 90% wash and dry 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8637 ...great price, ideal neighborhood and perfect for washing your dirty linen in public. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8638 This latest combo condo design promises a clean and sanitary sanctuary, and if you get bored, just switch on the spin cycle. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8639 And here we have another almost identical new construction, 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Basically wash, rinse, repeat. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8640 The washer and dryer are included. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8641 The view is a wash, but this neighborhood is loads of fun! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8642 We have a very harmonious relationship with our upstairs neighbors. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8643 And you don’t need a key...five quarters will open the door. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8644 The tenants should be out in a week or so, they're on spin cycle now. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8645 The answer to 2020 a continual self-cleaning home. When you close the door it goes to work washing away 99% of all germs and bacteria! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8646 For those of us who enjoy foam parties and saunas. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8647 It's a bit unconventional, but the dryer cycle has an extremely high efficiency rating. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8648 ...And to offset global warming, they both have cool water recycling settings" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8649 You're right, but we even thought of that, there is a remote controller inside. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8650 We’ve had several cash offers. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8651 Last up on our tour of buildings whose names rhyme with "fig squashing caffeine"... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8652 Yum! An implement of cleaning! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8653 And as we know, cleanliness is next to godliness in the time of Covid. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8654 It's a really cozy place, aside from the spin cycle. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8655 And the best part of COVID bonding with us is-ahem, madam look over here please 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8656 I know you were you we’re looking for a washer and dryer in-unit, but for your budget, this was the best I could find. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8657 But it’s very clean. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8658 This was a duplex that has been thoughtfully combined into one unit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8659 This is the High-Efficiency model apartment. You'll save water and lower your energy bills. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8660 It's a spotless duplex, but has no winding staircase. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8661 ...and the stacked king-sized washer dryer come with it. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8662 The previous owner was a real clean freak. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8663 Communal laundry, saves space and money but you might lose some socks 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8664 It would be much appreciated if you bought this property! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8665 The cost savings alone more than makes up for having to coordinate with 700 other occupants. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8666 It's not rent controlled, but you save on laundromat money. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8667 Detergents are not included but we will give you free coins for 1 years. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8668 Water utility is included in final price 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8669 If you like the new giant neighborhood laundrymat, wait until you see the juice bar. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8670 Yeah, I know -- ever since Frank Gehry had his stroke, they've ALL been coming out like this. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8671 Here's your cleaner-upper. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8672 I'm afraid your neighbors are complaining about the shimmy. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8673 ...and this is your neighbours will air your dirty laundry. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8674 We can take this one for a spin, or we can settle on the sixth-floor walkup? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8675 So, it’s not technically ‘in-unit.’ 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8676 Latest style home to keep you clean during corona 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8677 And yes heat and hot water is included. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8678 With the Covid Washer/Dryer anyone entering your home will test negative. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8679 It comes fully furnished including all vending machines but you will need a lot of quarters. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8680 Does it require special detergent for the high efficiency? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8681 The water pressure is to die for. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8682 its a double bubble in case you have double trouble 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8683 You may have noticed the over-sized machines. Very environmental friendly. Less frequent washings, save water. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8684 This block has really Bounced back in this Era... 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8685 It also comes with a year's supply of detergent. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8686 And here you can wash away all your problems. $5/ problem, one month in advance reservation. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8687 Definitely something to consider with the substantial rebate on detergent. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8688 It's big on amenities. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8689 This unit is more expensive, but much cleaner than the one we saw in Flushing. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8690 The developer designed this unit with money laundering in mind. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8691 And look, the good news is you won’t have to walk anywhere to do laundry. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8692 There is enough room for the kids' as well. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8693 Instead of a washer and dryer on every floor, there is a floor in every washer and dryer 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8694 If the washer duplex doesn’t interest you, I do have a stove duplex and a single refrigerator unit available. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8695 You'll love it! No more wiping down groceries! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8696 We've cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8697 It comes with a year's supply of Dramamine. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8698 Both units have an en suite Whirlpool in the master bath 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8699 These are the newly-designed deep cleaning model units” 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8700 As you can see, these front-loading efficiency apartments. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8701 I agree. It is very silly that there isn't a washer for those dryers. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8702 Featuring convenient walk-in his and hers washers. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8703 Some people think this architect is working through childhood trauma going back to his childhood in your New York City 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8704 It's a little drafty on the upper floor, but as you'll see, it's sparkling clean downstairs. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8705 We wanted that clean look. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8706 It may look a bit rough at first, but the delicate cycle smoothes out its entire appearance 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8707 I hope you don't mind that for these units we separate our white and dark tenants. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8708 Our front-loading stackable duplex is perfect for growing families. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8709 Here's your ultimate washer/dryer unit; much better than that in-unit washer/dryer you were looking for. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8710 Sure, you have to deal with some leaks and high maintenance, but it has that early Obama-era vibe to it. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8711 Does that mean it cleans the whole apartment? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8712 It pretty much comes with a fully equipped interior. You'll just need to buy two washing machines. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8713 It offers a constantly shifting view--unless you are working out, of course 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8714 Our high-efficiency listing comes with a large lent filter 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8715 New York's newest neighborhood laundromat: Washing Ton Heights. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8716 Do they come in red? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8717 We’re proud of our health conscious campus amenities: Fit Group Spin, Drop-In Wash, Sauna Dry, Salon Iron, Fluff n Fold! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8718 I know only paying rent in quarters may be inconvenient, but... 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8719 'It's hot, but no humidity! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8720 Save the Whales...? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8721 I suggest a low bid since the neighbors can be noisy. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8722 Why, yes-- I AM a cleansing agent. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8723 The is-unit washer/dryer as requested. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8724 This one will go fast 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8725 And now this one, for the “work-from-woman”.... 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8726 These are special washing machineS just for this complex. The Machines double as hot tubs on the weekend. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8727 It's a really funhouse. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8728 Pod or powder? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8729 And this was the house of an astronaut training from home during the pandemics 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8730 Yes, but you have to realize that since Mr. Giant won his goose that lays the golden eggs back in the law suit against Mr. Jack, Mr. Giant pretty much rules the neighborhood. Rents are 10% cheaper on this block, though. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8731 Totally automated, it allows you to accustom yourself to water-induced anxiety. Your kids will be a step ahead in navigating climate change. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8732 I wouldn't say it's "broken"; you'll still get plenty of sunlight! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8733 It’s the cleanest building in Williamsburg. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8734 it comes with a fold down Murphy bed as well. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8735 It's a high-efficiency unit 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8736 That's so brazen of him. Everyone knows he launders his money! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8737 "You are putting a tempting spin on this house! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8738 Utilized by America's wealthiest families, this building is the world's largest laundering front. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8739 Just think: you'll never run out of clean clothes. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8740 He might be a Double Diamond, but he just can't sell Amway's superconcentrated laundry soap. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8741 Think of it as a good place to dry out after binge drinking. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8742 And they paid for it all with quarters. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8743 W Tax Planet B? Money-laundering, more like. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8744 Yes, “New Construction”. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8745 And the best thing is there are no restrictive covenants about mixing colors and whites! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8746 With us you don't have to air your dirty in public 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8747 And if you love cats, you'll always find a couple hanging right outside! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8748 You'll always smell springtime fresh. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8749 They're self cleaning, have great light, and come with shrink proof conveniences. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8750 And I’m told there are very good dryers in the vicinity. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8751 Before you can move in, you must stay separately in the two story "Quarantine Suites." I highly recommend the " Wash and double spin cycle" option. It seems to yield favorable results, if you looking at a long term residence. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8752 It was buy one get one Jim. What would YOU do? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8753 It's two inches over regulation. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8754 It will even rinse your wallet. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8755 We strive to stay ahead of new trends. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8756 Yes, the neighborhood is being gentrified: whites on the top, coloreds on the bottom. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8757 I got nothin'. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8758 Newly renovated. No need of masks or santitzers, Just walk in and in 5 minutes you are totally clean 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8759 But there is no dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8760 Comes with utilities! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8761 Of course, one is for dark and one for light loads. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8762 I threw the baby in, but not the bathwater.... 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8763 The law requires complete disclosure. There is a change machine in the basement, but the seller says it only takes thousand dollar bills. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8764 Just like the temperature check. Guaranteed to erase your memory. Only available in the USA. There's never been anything like it. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8765 And guess who the previous owner was? Michael Bublé! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8766 The apartments are designed for large families. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8767 Just the place for young innovators! Every time you go up or down the elevator, the drums of the laundry machines rotate. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8768 This model is more popular than the top-loading model.. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8769 This one has a great climate control system built in. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8770 And you will never have to pay for dry cleaning again. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8771 This is the duplex I was talking about. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8772 The washer/dryer is sharing size and included with each unit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8773 I know there's no rule about it, and you DID keep your door painted slightly-brighter-than-bisque, as per the handbook, but I still don't think the HOA can stand behind this" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8774 You said you were clean freaks! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8775 ... and it comes with individual thermostats for each room. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8776 Visitors enter here first. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8777 I know what you're thinking... Those windows are to dry for! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8778 Washer? I hardly know her! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8779 ...And this particular unit comes with a front-loaded mortgage. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8780 Oh I see what I did there, when you said “in unit” I heard, “you in it”. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8781 It's the newest in self-cleaning living spaces. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8782 Now this is new on the market. It's called "Tumble and Fluff". An homage to the architect's college days. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8783 It has a kind of presidential prestige. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8784 I hear it's a very clean building. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8785 Isn't this great? The builder was so sensitive to the needs of growing families! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8786 This neighborhood likes to see the dirty laundry. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8787 ... and 5 Quarters gets you in the door. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8788 The whale in a washer concept seems to be catching on! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8789 Both units come with their own unique water view! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8790 And one of our most popular neighborhoods is Washington Heights. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8791 Your water bill might be alittle high. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8792 It also cleans masks. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8793 No, the rooms don’t spin! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8794 Look, Dan, it's your wife, just without those lousy opinions on needing "rights" and shit! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8795 This one's a wash. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8796 You can wash all your frustration, worries and depression here. This house will surely keep you moving. Water is little irregular, but your expectations of clean and tidy house is well taken care of! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8797 'Let me take you for a spin' 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8798 Can I interest you in a home that's 100% coronavirus-free? You move your entire family into a giant washing machine that you never leave. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8799 If you’d like we can put dryers on the roof’. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8800 Windows onto your whirled. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8801 This is our two story spin-up. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8802 We have embraced the recycle era, and call these units "Samsung Efficiency". 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8803 She's not your typical rinse and repeat architect 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8804 Now here, the drier down converts to a bounce house, and washer up is also your pool, but, diving only. Sort of appeals to the exhibition diver.... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8805 It was the only way I could stop people from airing their dirty laundry! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8806 The landlord evicted those whites-only bigots. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8807 The architect started out as a Maytag repairman. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8808 This building has communal laundry. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8809 It's simply a cartoon waiting for a caption" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8810 No one's allowed to air their political laundry in this neighbourhood, that's why the prices are so steep. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8811 Yes, it's the Covid-19 variance. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8812 “Wash in the wash or no privacy.” 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8813 These stackable units are popular right now - they disinfect all your belongings while you’re away. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8814 And here we have Gentrification Hall, established 2020. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8815 And these are terrific units- just be sure to avoid the permanent press setting. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8816 You should feel very comfortable here. The apartment sanitizes itself. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8817 Spinning is included. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8818 This must be china town! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8819 This apartment comes with signature washer and dryer! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8820 Trompe l’oeil! Yes, isn’t it a fun change in this neighbourhood? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8821 This is the latest, most modern take on the efficiency apartment. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8822 The seller is very motivated after some accusations of a front business. As long as your first quarter comes out clean, there is serious income potential. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8823 It’s resell value is cyclical 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8824 Coloured or Whites Only. No ethical dilemma... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8825 It’s really now! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8826 ...cozy, intimate, and a kitchen with everything in reach... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8827 It’s my latest DIY project. I call it a Westinghouse. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8828 The aesthetic is just super clean @alexsinger 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8829 We can go in if you like, but I can’t guarantee we’d all be coming out.” - @bdlcfras @danielletoum 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8830 The whole block will soon be Smart Appliances . Next door is slated for a side by side/door in door refrigerator. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8831 Over here is our starter home to assimilate newcomers to this community. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8832 This is our "quarantine" duplex. The down-payment is your stimulus check. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8833 Yes, that's correct, EVERY thing clean and dry all the time! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8834 Yes, an unconventional looking unit but a real time-saver—cleans you & everything you own in under an hour. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8835 And our gem for today's open house comes with built-in washing mechanism - enter and get virus free instantly 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8836 Just wait until you see the detached dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8837 ...and yes, it is coin operated laundry 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8838 This building is not for you. It's all white and clean. Colors don't get mixed here. We have other buildings more suitable for interracial couples like you. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8839 The top apartment is occupied by white collar type.. but the bottom apartment is open to dry! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8840 Now it’s true these front loaders have a mold problem, but it’s a high efficiency unit so what are you going to do? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8841 Impressed? Wait to see the interior! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8842 That wasn’t a typo, washer/dryer IS unit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8843 This neighborhood is a wash 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8844 -Did you meet the new neighbors? Such a clean-looking people... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8845 This efficiency is also high-efficiency. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8846 You see, the first floor will have a rolling view but you'll step out all neat. Forget about your socks 🙂 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8847 Here's a nice place to dump your load. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8848 Let me take you for a spin around this next property 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8849 It cleanses the soul 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8850 This is where you could live your cyclic laundry life 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8851 I am afraid that a scaling error means that you’ll need a much larger plot now. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8852 It’s a distressed property—too much was lint. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8853 Welcome to Lint Street 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8854 hey honey, wanna go for a tumble? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8855 Speaking of “built-ins”... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8856 - “This used to be Trump Tower, before the city’s lawyers revealed what was behind the curtain. Now it’s a stop on our Mafia Bosses Tour.” #moneylaundering #corruption #corruptTrump 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8857 The in-unit drier is technically one floor down. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8858 Best part of the neighborhood: wash and foldtini Tuesday's." 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8859 And here is where we white wash everyone. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8860 Yes, whites aren’t a separate load here. They separate by gentle or a regular cycle. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8861 The Town Council was really committed to cleaning up the neighborhood 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8862 Of course, laundry facilities are shared. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8863 I know you were looking for an in-unit washer and dryer, but how do we feel about this stacked unit? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8864 After a few tumbles, you won’t even notice the sky falling. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8865 This is a 2020 model 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8866 It’s a whites only unit 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8867 Amenities include communal washer and dryer 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8868 It’s an ironic off-grid development 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8869 What’s this now? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8870 Unfortunately, this two-storey house has no washer-dryer hookups. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8871 ... and it’s a very quiet neighborhood 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8872 It’s not in the building, but there are facilities next door. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8873 With the world in spin cycle, this model will keep you clean, and on time... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8874 It comes with a unit-in washer/dryer so you don’t have to wash your clothes to leave your home 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8875 We require you quick cycle before entry. It’s the very latest in coronavirus protocols. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8876 We believe in coming clean to our customers and our customers coming clean to the neighborhood, it's all about trust you see 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8877 The top floor has a wet bar and the main level is a dryer. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8878 Eveeyones shit stinks 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8879 Pretty crazy looking house, huh? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8880 Here we have a perfectly designed flat for newlyweds. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8881 One of our best seller. Branded as a live together while built to avoid rubbing off on each other. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8882 Your husband mentioned that you spin cycle 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8883 Filthy? Get washed! Entrance fee's free! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8884 2020 apartments 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8885 Now this is high efficiency living at its best! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8886 A dual complex 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8887 This washing machine comes without living space, but if you need a room to live in, there's is a cheap hostel around the corner 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8888 Guess who gets to keep the neighborhood stain free 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8889 These units were originally marketed toward spinsters, but that term has fallen out of fashion. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8890 So, I do want to let you know there is no in-unit washer/dryer 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8891 It’s been proven that redlining loads is detrimental to society. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8892 This unit comes with a washer and drier 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8893 Cleaning your sins here is optional 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8894 Not only does this apartment have washer and dryer, the whole apartment is just a multipurpose washer dryer 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8895 Perfect for young couples....you can get as dirty as you like ! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8896 This is not what we meant by flipping houses. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8897 Why yes, we do have a washer/dryer unit available. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8898 ... but there’s no laundry on site. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8899 Ah—love in the rinse cycle 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8900 It comes with a dryer, but the utilities bill will wring you dry 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8901 the building has a complimentary cleaning service 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8902 You can’t find a cleaner place to leave mid-pandemic 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8903 And the best feature is that you don’t need to separate whites and colours anymore. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8904 these micro-apartments now come with macro-amenities, including a concierge shuttling system called the MTA. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8905 Since in-unit washer/dryer is already the ultimate New York City status symbol, we thought, why not cut out the middle man? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8906 For all of your mask washing needs. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8907 The virus doesn't have any chance here 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8908 The downstairs neighbor has an awfully dry sense of humor. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8909 Get in on the ground floor prime real estate in a Corona future...all new self cleaning hydro-condos. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8910 I'm sure Fauci would recommend it 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8911 Instead of tide pods, your COVID pod goes in. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8912 We ran out of ideas for this week's cartoon, so here you go. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8913 Yes, they're included with every apartment. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8914 This one has unit-in washer and dryer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8915 And all your dirty laundry can finally fit. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8916 As you can see, the neighborhood’s undergoing detergent-rification. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8917 If you want to wipe our you taints, I have the perfect house for you 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
8918 This unique, new-age architectural marvel will turn your life upside-down. Literally. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8919 This is the best place for brainwashing! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8920 You may have heard the urban legend about couples who move into this complex—one person ends up mysteriously disappearing and is never seen again. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
8921 Both are great for downsizing. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8922 For these two units rent is paid with quarters. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8923 Humidity all year. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8924 Unlike some units, this one features the dryer on the ground floor to shake off the winter cold. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8925 No more sending out for laundry services. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8926 And this is our double standard. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8927 The newest craze, self cleaning apartments. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8928 And for your weighted blankets... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8929 We're a germ-free facility. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8930 This a self cleaning model house 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8931 Let’s face it, we could all use a fresh new cycle... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8932 On the upside, this home is energy efficient. On the downside, it'll fall apart 1 day past the warranty. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8933 Secret to long, happy life is not fighting over laundry. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8934 It's environmentally beneficial, but you do need to sort your own laundry. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8935 And this is the focus of our neighborhood clean up program. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8936 It’s hell lugging the wash upstairs to the dryer, but you only have one load a week! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8937 Friday, is laundry day for everyone....your name on all your clothes is required 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8938 It has so much more than location, but you don't need me to spell it out, do you? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8939 Well, you wanted a big tub 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8940 They save money on window cleaners 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8941 ...and they come with two attached condos 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8942 Your water bill will be a little high in this house, but you'll be the cleanest people in the neighborhood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8943 It’s the newest thing in city housing - a self-cleaning townhouse. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8944 I'm sorry, you can't mix colors and expect to get the whites really white. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8945 You'll love the special in-place cleaning cycle for wall-to-wall carpeting. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8946 About the windows, I probably wouldn't open them unless you want to shake and bake. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8947 So that's that -- $9999 a month, and you can move in tomorrow!" "Does it come with a washer and dryer?" "Unfortunately, no, you'll have to use the laundromat for that. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8948 Before we go inside, does anyone have a lint roller? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8949 –That’s the two-story house? It’s just a big pile of dirt. –If you’re so sensitive, there’s a special program for you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8950 Some units took a little special funding" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8951 Yes, it is quite a modern look but it's clean and dry. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8952 Just think of the money you’ll save on dry cleaning. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8953 And here is the foyer with a the newest abatement feature. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8954 This style has become very popular among the expat community" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8955 This takes money laundering to a whole new level due to the pandemic. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8956 The steam-sanitize function makes this the only property in the neighborhood that is ready for the next pandemic. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8957 The community believes no one’s clothes should achieve dominance by smelling better, that’s how we work to all smell the same in our struggle to achieve true equality! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8958 The Jolly Green Giant does his laundry here on Thursdays. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8959 The amenities speak for themselves. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8960 It is the only example of the Laundry Ying/Yang School of Architecture in the city. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8961 Yeah it comes with a washer and dryer installed, that's a steal in this garbage ass city for 3.8 mills 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8962 Could they be side by side? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8963 That unit has a grandfathered approval for a washer and dryer, and they don't want anybody to forget it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8964 There's no off-street parking, but you'll have plenty of quarters for the meters. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8965 This duplex is the perfect investment. When your marriage vows are washed up, neither of you has to move. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8966 The amenities are beyond compare. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8967 This commercial property accepts bitcoins. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8968 Just thirty minutes to scrub clean the dirtiest of thoughts! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8969 Technically - this is very close to a laundromat. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8970 ...with shared laundry facilities. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8971 They’re stackable, so you can add a floor down the road if you have kids. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8972 especially suitable for early adapters who realize that incessant virtue signalling on social media just doesn't cut it anymore. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8973 Today's real estate market is in what I like to call a spin cycle. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8974 This one is guaranteed to be Covid-free.” 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8975 no! you well never hear your neighbor. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8976 This apartment will wash and dry your home while to sleep. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8977 Didn't this used to be a wash house? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8978 It's the only one in the building with in-unit laundry. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8979 Our condominiums are famous for their one-minute wash, rinse, and dry cycles. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8980 Just $25 a square foot- it’s the cheapest your find in this area 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8981 It's the New Over-Under Model Townhouse; what you save in Housekeeping, more than pays the small up-charge! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8982 It's a two story self cleaning condo, and that's just the spin. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8983 Take off your load! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8984 Years ago, this place saw a lot of color-based segregation, but that is thankfully getting rarer everyday. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8985 Literally an in-unit washer and dryer. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8986 It’s perfect for the Maytag Man wannabe in all of us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8987 There's a Spa downstairs, and the upstairs is very airy! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8988 The advantage to the top floor is clean water! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8989 The best part is that you only need one roll of quarters to access both levels. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8990 A Russian oligarch built this for his pied de terre but the deal fell through. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8991 The previous owner referred to it as a Frank Lloyd Wright original, ‘House On a Spin-cycle’. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8992 This two story home is the latest in smart technology where form matches function manifest in state of the art self cleaning modes. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8993 This is the Washington Heights model. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8994 It has settings for bulky and delicates. It's perfect for you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8995 Take it for a spin! You'll love it! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8996 It can wash and dry 1000 masks an hour for your school district 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8997 You complained about the last place I showed you, but you never have to worry about stains here! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8998 ...and it will wash and dry a huge load of clothes for just 400 quarters. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8999 Stay in free, stain free 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9000 This is our prime property for clients working in finance. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9001 There's even a fork lift available at all times to help you with your loads. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9002 Yes George. This is Paul bunyon Condo 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9003 I'm sure the owner will be willing to deal if you get your offer in before the end of the spin cycle... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9004 It looks small, but it fits a load 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9005 Of course,the whites on top 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9006 It helps keep the rent low. Remember, Lacostes in cold water! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9007 The builder got the plans mixed up, but the actual washer and dryer would be fabulous Tudor-Revival doll houses. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9008 It’s the cleanest place to live. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9009 The seller has requested that all bids are in quarters. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9010 Oh, so that’s why they call it the FAMOUS washin’ mansion. I thought it literally washed itself! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9011 Play to win! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9012 We're taking advantage of this bizarre time to clean all of the tarps for the fields but the room behind are private. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9013 You'll never have to worry about washing your hands again. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9014 We have a few of these left for larger families. Since we don't have a community pool! It's optional! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9015 The Maytags decided to personalize their space. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9016 Upstairs is an exercise wheel for the whole family. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9017 It’s free and your clothes come out skyscraper-clean! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9018 You guys...goodbye quarters! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9019 This recently-gentrified neighborhood has several handy amenities. For example, here's a place to do all your whitewashing. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9020 …and it come with a personal spin cycle for each of you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9021 I was simply unemployable until they managed my reputation. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9022 It's fair to say you won't have cleanliness issues with this one. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9023 Does anybody have any quarters? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9024 Spectacular views, of course, but remember in these show homes you are the show! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9025 A Russian Oligarch bought it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9026 We usually suggest putting the dryer on a damp setting. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9027 Plus--this is the only part of town zoned for stack-ables. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9028 These were built for keeping whites separate. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9029 And this is our newest model, guaranteed safe for owner and visitors through Covid-19. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9030 Our top-loader model has a slightly different floor plan. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9031 The previous owner was really into mud wrestling. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9032 You know what it's all about in real estate: Lavation. Lavation. Lavation. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9033 It's fun, it's functional, and all the appliances run on quarters. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9034 Imagine how many socks we'd lose. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9035 He sure has a lot of dirty laundry!! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9036 The top floor has a sanitizing option. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9037 It's perfect for washing your husband's Big Boy pants. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9038 You can reserve a spot for a cleaning session to forget your memories of the recent pandemic. Do you want me to see the schedule? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9039 Most utilities included, tenant pays water and gas. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9040 The neighbors are hot and cold but we really like them!!! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9041 Basically, this is the COVID clean unit. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9042 The R.O.I. is unbelievable. It’s zoned commercial laundry. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9043 This is our No.1 popular house for sale. It can totally save your Sundays from clearing your souls at church. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9044 'Care n' Washer' : Rids your clothes of grime and your racist white partner in one cycle. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9045 Yes, the landlord covers all utilities except one. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9046 This one’s a rare find, it has unit in laundry 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9047 Considering the pandemic, we've designed these new units to be as clean as can be. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9048 and the dryer faces the back yard. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9049 We've found that front-loading maximizes tax benefits and conserves water. And don't forget, we're in a rinse cycle now! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9050 And, you'll always leave for work Springtime Fresh and Fluffy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9051 Wait until you try the spin cycle! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9052 Supposing you brought the light inside the body, either through the skin of some other way. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9053 OK, fine. You don't wear masks. But if you did, these would be extremely handy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9054 It's a party when the spin cycle is on! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9055 They mistakenly sent the algorithms from the laundry department to the multi-family housing design shop. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9056 Surprisingly, in-apartment laundry is more popular than either kitchens or bedrooms. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9057 It's being sold by a Russian oligarch accused of money laundering 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9058 So right, extra late on rent, extra rinse cycles. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9059 But you said you wanted washer-dryer in unit. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9060 For Homesters who like Roll-play 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9061 I finally found a way around the co-op board's "no wet over dry" rule 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9062 Chess in Covid Times 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9063 I can assure you, I am not putting on any spin with this house 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9064 Each moment with you, your wife looks dryer and dryer anyway 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9065 This happens when you share you work space with people who are on acid all the time and a bunch of sustainable-architecture students. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9066 ... and this block also boasts the Museum of Modern Laundry. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9067 It's not the prettiest building in Brooklyn, but the view is top-notch 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9068 Say what you will but at least the place is clean. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9069 Great news! The Co-op finally dropped the whites cycle. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9070 And the complex’s even comes with a Whirlpool. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9071 It might be slightly uncomfortable because of the water, but this condo is still much better than the oven suite downtown 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9072 I’d give you a tour but it’s filthy inside. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9073 The rent for this one is quite low since most people mainly wear dirty pajamas during the pandemic. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9074 Oh!Dont you be startled!All you is enter then wash, rinse and spin! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9075 The rooftop is for on- line. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9076 You can turnit to the tumble setting when its the family get togethers 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9077 The Seller is a Russian Investment Banker. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9078 Multi-functional spaces are in". 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9079 This washer and dryer unit design has been the most popular during the pandemic. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9080 Come hell or Tide water, you can (quickly) rinse and (gently) dry your soul (or your dog’s). 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9081 And it has in-unit bedroom bathroom 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9082 Spacious but it only takes quarters 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9083 The neighborhood is a little uptight, but we’ll blend you right in. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9084 Yes, but where is the dryer? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9085 No bedroom, but there's a lovely hotel down the street if you need to sleep. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9086 Currently these units are occupied by.. um... some gentlemen in the waste removal business 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9087 Because the corona virus still spreading, we offer a two storey washing machine home so you and your love ones don't have to worry about cleaning your home. It automatically cleans itself 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9088 Recent upgrades include a brand new high-efficiency cooling and heating system. Did I mention it has no rear neighbours? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9089 Because modern living is all about washing those masks. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9090 It’s two floors and five spin cycles. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9091 Well, the city is called WASH-ington 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9092 It was part of a brand influencer deal that the old tenant made with an appliance company. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9093 Trust me...you really won’t get a better view anywhere else in the city. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9094 It’s energy star compliant AND plays a festive little jingle every time you open and close the door. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9095 If you can’t see the world, at least your clothes will. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9096 It’s to clean all the masks “ 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9097 this home has loads of upgrades. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9098 The good news is the washer and dryer are in unit 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9099 ...a little expensive for the area but can one put a price on money laundering? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9100 I mean, with the virus and all, aren’t we all just laundering, constantly? Washer on the bottom, dryer on top, and I can see you two folding into this place cleanly by the end of the week! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9101 A washer and dryer stacked on top of each other meant to look like an apartment building, with a realtor showing it to a couple looking for a new place to live. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9102 We’re hoping this will finally show us what permanent press is. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9103 This is a new loft concept” @jeremywin 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9104 Originally it was just a house, but now it can be your home. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9105 Rent for our high efficiency units is $3500, paid in quarters 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9106 .. no no, trust me. The final minute really does take an actual minute! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9107 So there’s no A/C in the top unit and the bottom unit has a bit of a mildew problem, but good luck finding a more conspicuous property in this neighborhood. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
9108 I have to inform you, though, that our corporation is not responsible in case of pre election brainwash 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9109 ..and here we are, 1171 Stainly Street, a split level apartment awash with clean European design 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9110 And you won't need to buy a Peloton - this unit has a built-in spin cycle 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9111 Used to be a Victorian townhome with intricate architectural details... but don't worry, the developer has updated it for modern concerns 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9112 This one has a strict no pets policy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9113 The washer and dryer unit also comes with a door and rooftop access. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9114 Not a very high price for washing your sins 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9115 It’s $75 a load 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9116 The architect’s mask-free design was inspired by NYC circa 2019 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9117 The unit isn't equipped with a washer dryer, but there is a lovely communal laundry room across the courtyard. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9118 The rent is super reasonable for the neighborhood but the detergent is not included. Bonus: you won’t need to worry about finding rolls of quarters every week, right? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9119 It’s giant coin operated 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9120 This is one is listed for $2.7 million, and there's a lot of interest, so if we want it, we're going to have to go above asking — and all cash. You have $3 million in cash, right? Good. Now, like I was saying, this is a really bohemian neighborhood, 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9121 This one has the two bedrooms you want, but no washer and dryer in unit. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9122 We had these put in after the recent infestation of giraffes. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9123 Didn't you say you had to have large capacity washer and dryer? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9124 And this unit is the neighborhood laundromat 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9125 This townhome is designed to keep the water from seeping outside. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9126 Washer dryer is the unit. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9127 Your kids will absolutely love the spin cycle! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9128 You can use the quarters from the lower machine to cover the cost of the mortgage 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9129 Yes, this is our little way of saying Washington,D.C should be a state. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9130 ...and all your lint will be up-cycled into organic shoulder pads... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9131 Money laundering big time! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9132 Yep, self-washing houses are all the rage these days. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9133 We call it 'social tumbling'. Everyone keeps their clothes ON, so at least they end up CLEAN! And we made it HUGE because.. we're going out of our freaking MINDS! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9134 I’m sure your kids will have a hell of a time... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9135 Upstairs and Downstairs are synchronized! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9136 The seller can close in 15 days, no inspection and you get free detergent for one year! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9137 Unfortunately, the property doesn’t come with a washer and dryer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9138 Wash, rinse and repeat. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9139 ...designed for the Compulsive and the Addictive. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9140 This town-home includes most appliances. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9141 It’s a very clean unit, plenty of natural light and rent will be charged by the pound. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9142 You wash your sins away without confessing a thing. Free to tenants every Sunday." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9143 I’ll never have a complete pair of socks again. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9144 And it comes with one year’s supply of your favorite detergent 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9145 Yes, our modern sanitary dormitories provide a free and advanced "Anti-Covid 19" service to wash and dry your child, and all the students, four times per day, five if he plays football in the mud. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9146 Oh, those. They’re the block’s communal washing machines. Very “green,” and “Sorting Day” is sooo much fun! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9147 It's a little pricey, but it's very clean inside. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9148 Laundry is done on Wednesdays, but each apartment has a balcony. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9149 Heard it's a new branch of some Caribbean bank. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9150 Good news is the price has been reduced! Bad news is the previous owners found out an ankle sock had been squatting here the past 2 months 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9151 … and this is the communal laundry room, with new cycles starting every 90 minutes.” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9152 To answer your question, the Washer-Dryer Condo you see in every neighborhood of our development hopefully conveys our motto, "Clean Tenants Make Good Neighbors 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9153 Can you tell which arm got the vaccine and which one got the placebo? Donald or Ivana? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9154 Sir would you like to try out our white wash?" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9155 These apartments are built especially for our incontinent residents who frequently have to rewash their laundry. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9156 No need to shower ever again but don't forget to add softener! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9157 No need to share your dirty laundry. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9158 And these are stacked to help you clean up your own laundry. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9159 The first-floor unit is sparkling clean with a lovely aroma, while the second floor is warm and dry. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9160 ...and the tenants of each unit gets to participate in the community laundry, massive loads weekly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9161 you can wash covid off everything in your apartment at once. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9162 And we're happy to guarantee the title shows no connection to oligarchs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9163 If you guys are into social mixer events, this unit is for you 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9164 Yes, and guaranteed effective against Corona Virus. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9165 It gets killer southern exposure, and the laundromat is right around the corner. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9166 Bathroom showers are not required in these two units. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9167 It’s a split level apartment, but the bottom floor requires bounce 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9168 Whatever you're selling your place for, you can buy this for the same price. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9169 There's a washboard out back for those days you feel like roughing it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9170 This one's a duplex with your choice of free water or forced hot air. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9171 They come fully loaded with a great view and a there's a bath house down the street. All payments must be made in quarters. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9172 You'll always know when the wash is done. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9173 It will speed up your hair drying time in the morning, however. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9174 These are exclusively for people with no social circle. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9175 Designed for the moment! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9176 It comes with an In-Unit bedroom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9177 Rumor has it Jack Sock lives there. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9178 It's a 2 bedroom and comes with a swimming pool. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9179 Now, you can place your entire condo in the spin cycle. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9180 And as you can see, the last owners upgraded to front loaders. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9181 The downside is you need quarters to get in the front door. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9182 We use the overflow from the Yangstee. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9183 It has a timer so you can set it to be finished when you get back 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9184 The unit comes with a moisture sensor in the dryer. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9185 This could be yours for just quarters a day. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9186 We have a pandemic-friendly building. You can wash and dry yourself upon entering to ensure your family's safety. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9187 The landlord accepts payments only in Bitcoin, but don't worry, it's all perfectly legit" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9188 The dryer no-wrinkle cycle is on the fritz, but other than that, it's ready to move into. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9189 Fair voter registration requires another step. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9190 The detergent is on the house too. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9191 I think you’ll like this one — it has laundry facilities on both levels. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9192 ...and, best of all, 'once-a-year' laundry priviledges! M.C. Pereira, New Bedford, MA 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9193 This washer drier comes with a unit 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9194 That's right, always check no one's using the bathroom first. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9195 May I change the channel? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9196 It’s a double decker condo unit . Let’s face it, you’ll always feel clean. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9197 Stylish, unique, energy efficient. It’s all about clean living. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9198 And our covid-19 amenities include a quarantine sized washer /dryer and a socially distanced (no mask required) workout pool! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9199 The neighborhood schools are excellent. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9200 The owner is motivated, hence the listing being set on: "quick cycle." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9201 It's not heritage listed 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9202 Our new ‘NYC residents. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9203 And you can write off the rent as a business expense! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9204 It is the perfect home for a neat-freak couple or one with a new baby! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9205 Well, how about this. I'm just one sale away from hitting my quota. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9206 This duplex boasts the top Energy Star rating on the block. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9207 ...and the property offers expansive views of the Great Unwashed! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9208 All the appliances convey except the washer and dryer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9209 Each unit is a stacking washer/dryer . 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9210 You’ll love the Rinse cycle in the summer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9211 In this COVID era, you can't be too safe! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9212 It has a walk in second floor laundry. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9213 Talk about in unit washer and dryer! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9214 And if you look to your left, you'll see the Official Laundry Capitol. That's where the Government washes all their "dirt" before their political term ends. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9215 This modern home has the latest in self-cleaning. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9216 This washer and dryer set comes with it's own house 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9217 No monthly mortgage payment. This unit takes coin. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9218 The space has a great flow to it, but you’ll eventually lose a nightstand. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9219 It's not gentrification if we separate the whites from the other colors now, is it? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9220 This is our special Sanitizer Duplex with fully programmable, personalized Agitator settings included. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9221 The previous owner had nine kids. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9222 If it wasn’t on the steam cycle, I would take you in for a look. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9223 The community garden is around back. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9224 Most of our residents wash once a year. It takes $100 bills. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9225 And here we have our newest CV 19 2020 Aquatize townhouse model. Before gaining entrance into your home, by entering you security code the house is automatically programed to sanitize the interior so it is free of 99.99999999 % germs and pathogens. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9226 This place comes with a three year warranty on parts and labor. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9227 With this unit, you will never worry about washing windows again! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9228 Unfortunately it is coin operated 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9229 Be careful of his fast spin at the closing or you could be hung out to dry. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9230 You'll need some "big money" in this neighborhood - preferably quarters. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9231 Utilities can be a bit high, but you'll be hard-pressed to find a better location. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9232 On-site laundry 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9233 You'll find beds in the cellar 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9234 Doing our part to clean up the streets 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9235 Our appartments come with the self-cleaning option so you and your guests don't have to wash your hands after entering 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9236 Feel free to throw in the towel 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9237 Now these apartments have a clean look and great views, but unfortunately no laundry. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9238 There’s an in unit 2 bedroom apartment. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9239 Yes, these also have bedding in the basement 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9240 It used to be a spin studio 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9241 We churn out clean needles like it’s nobody’s business 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9242 This building IS in unit washer and dryer 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9243 The people who lived in this house , their life was a hell of a roller coaster! But at the end they all came out dry and clean with a fresh start! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9244 Cecilia, I want to speak your boss 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9245 Unfortunately, these new condos are programmed for delicate whites. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9246 It’s all you’ve ever wanted in a New York apartment 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9247 This next unit is in a recently renovated pre-wash building 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9248 Be sure to select ‘White Wash’ for an optimal experience! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9249 Energy Efficient Living. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9250 It's European. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9251 It’s so rare to find a washer dryer in unit! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9252 I know an in unit washer dryer was on both of your lists 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9253 Our all-hygienic-house. We proudly call it the sanitarium. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9254 ....and next year, we plan to add two additional floors, making it truly stackable! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9255 The building’s façade represents the the feeling you get inside its apartments. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9256 Our real estate company will never soak you. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9257 At least you can do both loads of laundry. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9258 There is not much living space, it is very clean. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9259 I understand your concerns, but there's no reason one of you would get lost in here. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9260 The view is a bit foggy but Covid-free guarantee or your money back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9261 I thought you wanted Spin City. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9262 Which one is not like the other ? You get a free mask even if you are wrong . 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9263 We've eliminated the laundry room in each apartment. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9264 We social distance those who wash from those who dry. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9265 This building is great for re-cycling! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9266 Humans are polluted. Don't ya think this is better? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9267 I'm a liberal, I have black friends, but ma'am are you ok? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9268 And if things get really bad you can jump in yourselves for a quick wash and dry. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9269 I recommend the spin cycle on hot for younger couples 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9270 Great views, and his & her treadmills. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9271 It's really the latest thing in shared utilities. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9272 This Condo is for those who can reach for the sky. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9273 Even the foyer is low suds. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9274 And here we have the last word in gentrification. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9275 Rinse cycle is proven to kill that transmits the Coronavirus. Guaranteed for 14 days. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9276 True, but think of all the laundry you’ll get done! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9277 It comes with a washer/dryer on every floor! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9278 It's our new state-of-the-art Covid protection system: risk mitigation via antibacterial human laundering. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9279 It was originally zoned as a car wash, and the present owner, Harold Carr, cleverly extended that zoning a bit. You did say your name is Carr, correct? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9280 Ya know, going from the frying into the fire is pretty much for singles. This is where couples of the Soaring 20’s are finding their happily ever after. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9281 This one includes a washer and dryer 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9282 This is a very desirable unit, conveniently located right next to the community laundromat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9283 As I pointed out in the lease, basic utilities are included and comes with high efficiency washer and dryer. The unit is move in ready. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9284 And this, of course, is a post-modern design by the famous Otto MayTag. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9285 Your kids will love the ride. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9286 When a jet is passing, the illusion is perfect. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9287 The penthouse is fully loaded, and both units have stunning 360° views. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9288 The architect sketched this lovely house during his trainee at Whirlpool. The pro's is it's full domotic. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9289 Two washers and no dryer! That's why it's less than the one across town" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9290 Yes, Trump is definitely Putin's poodle and is wrecking our democracy, but this beautiful huge washer and dryer comes with it's own 200 square foot apartment. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9291 No, it's not in the unit- but you'll only have to do it once a year. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9292 These are for the residents with plenty of quarters. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9293 comes with two separate full body sanitizing units 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9294 This Cold-Water Flat has been updated...however utilities are not included. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9295 These new front load apartments come with a 2 year supply of soap 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9296 No, at this price range, a dryer is not included. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9297 Just think of all the quarters you'll save! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9298 Previously owed by Meyer Lansky 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9299 Where are the pedestals, you may be asking. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9300 It’s Bill O’Reilly’s spin zone. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9301 They build everything with bed bugs in mind. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9302 Are pets allowed 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9303 It has in-home washer/dryer hookup 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9304 Laundering your funds through real estate has never been so literal. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9305 The penthouse includes an extraordinary indoor water feature. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9306 Plus it has convenient in laundry unit! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9307 we got tired of complaints about the laundry room. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9308 The architect designed this unit to be eco-friendly. He calls it 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9309 We hear they’re coming out with a subway version next. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9310 And here, we have our community, Laundry Facility! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9311 I think you'll find this one to be a tidy place to call home. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9312 Let’s just say you’ll never have to worry about spots again—finding and getting rid of! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9313 ...and they're stackable 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9314 It’s loaded with fab brick. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9315 Here we have the quarantine haven for the New York Jets. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9316 You'll sleep like babies with the white noise these beauties provide. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9317 It's a classic-two with a lot of cubic footage. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9318 Be prepared for a full body search. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9319 Our Fox News no spin zone is a 2 story walk up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9320 We’ll take it 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9321 In this neighborhood the only thing we separate by colour is the laundry 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9322 ...with laundry units on every floor 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9323 It comes with utilities included. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9324 Yes, it’s a Kurokawa. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9325 Millenials love it 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9326 It’s everything most places are lacking 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9327 ‘Environment friendly.’ 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9328 The natural light from these south-facing windows will have your heads spinning. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9329 You remember the "Party Line" right? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9330 We don't actually rent the self-cleaning apartment but you'll need to hold on to your pocket change. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9331 It's the first of it's kind on the market. The entire house gets fully cleaned and dried daily, providing you with a 100% germ free home. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9332 These state-of-the-art units come with oversized shower and sauna features. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9333 And if you're tall enough, you can see out once in a while when it's in operation. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9334 This is the the ultimate in living with wash and dry for the pandemic era! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9335 This is our new listing, monthly lease for you guys, you love it or your leave it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9336 For some inexplicable reason this unit reminds me of that nursery rhyme, 'There was an old woman who lived in a shoe." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9337 Social distancing has been difficult, but the liquor license has added an entire new twist to our get-togethers 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9338 The last owners had fifteen children 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9339 And we think you're really going to love what the design team did inside. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9340 Well this one just came up in the market. It has it's own built-in sanitizing smart system. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9341 We call this the Andy Warhol unit, designed with themes from modern life in mind. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9342 You don't have to "social distance"... I promise each of you a solid "scrub down" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9343 ..and this building has a new wash and dry cycle for your convenience. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9344 No extra charge for appliances. Thanks 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9345 ...and there's a laundromat just down the street. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9346 These are great for people who prefer to bath with their clothes on. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9347 Molly Maid headquarter 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9348 We found these in Beethoven's first house behind an old klavier. No wonder the dude went deaf ! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9349 [Freudian Slip] My mother always told me to wash the whites and coloreds separately. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9350 It's not for sale, it's our way of reminding people to keep the neighborhood clean 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9351 It’s our newest model... we call it the stackables.... Your whole home is continuously sanitized... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9352 And this one I think you’ll like, it’s very clean. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9353 Not only is this property in your budget, but it has an in-unit washer/dryer too 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9354 This is community washing and drying , once a month" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9355 The in-home laundry is a major selling point. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9356 If you're planning a family, I've got the perfect place. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9357 Yes, it should work well as an AirBnB. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9358 Studies show that an in unit washer/dryer is the most popular feature. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9359 And this house even cleans itself! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9360 In this condo there's even a shared bedroom in the basement. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9361 This new architecture makes Robovacs obsolete 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9362 That's true, but what if what you ARE breathing is germs?" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9363 I said, 'It's an otherwise very quiet block!' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9364 The building only provides two washing machines, so you will have to hang dry that clothes on your own. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9365 It has a human-safe bleach function. For that deep body clean. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9366 Ironically neither are furnished 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9367 With these latest upgrades, it's highly desirable and won't last long. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9368 You know what they say: 'Location. Efficiency. Efficiency.' 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9369 This neighborhood has added community laundry as a service during the pandemic! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9370 This double front-load is a major upgrade from your single top-load, though it is a bit of a walk to the nearest laundromat, 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9371 This is our neighborhood’s least contextual building, but the Zoning Board of Appeals approved it unanimously. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9372 It is modern oriental architecture. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9373 I'm sure I don't need to tell you about how to use the spin cycle. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9374 You will love the internal passage from washing to drying. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
9375 It's called Home Depot style. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9376 Yes, and it also comes with a full range of appliances. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9377 It works just like a house and the price is right. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
9378 The house comes with a full size washer and dryer. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9379 ...and here are some of our self-cleaning models! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9380 Clean neighborhood. For whites only. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
9381 This mural commemorates the landromat that was on this site before the neighborhood planning commission declared laundromats were fine as an artistic statement but lowered the property values. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9382 Most of the neighbors enjoy living near the Whirpool Man 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9383 The current owner is a military contractor using New York real estate to launder his money. The architect was a little too on the nose. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9384 The rent's coin-operated and your landlord is a literal dust-bunny. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9385 New condo-- Stackable, very clean and dry... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9386 Have you ever seen such a large laundry room? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9387 It's 100% Covid compliant. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9388 This is more rinse-and-spins Joy. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9389 The architect calls this The Stackable House, and it only comes configured as wash/wash - he felt it would minimize neighbors popping in with their dirty laundry. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9390 And if you're planning on kids,bath time will be a breeze! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9391 Better than Purell! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9392 It's in-season: a 2-story wash-up. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9393 The door is to the other house 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9394 They’re both permanently set to “Normal”. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9395 The laundry room at first glance seems a tad large, but with all your newfound outdoor activity in the park, you will be very happy with it. Yes, you do have to buy the house next door, which lucky for you, is my listing! 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9396 Clean, Clean, Clean 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9397 Don’t worry! No one will try to do laundry here. Those machines would cost wayyyy too much! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9398 This unit is Corona ready. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9399 Yes, they're grandfathered in 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9400 Unfortunately, they're coin-operated. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9401 "It works best with whites after bleach injections." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9402 The sellers of this unit are generously including the laundry machines. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9403 Oh. Those? That's what locals mean when they say the neighborhood is being white-washed. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9404 Whites only 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9405 As you can see this is a spotless clean neighborhood. The building provides large windows and is luminous with daylight all day long, which are the best features of the house we’re about to visit... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9406 Get a load of this energy-efficient, motivational duplex!” 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9407 Just click your preferences and select the Life Cycle 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9408 It's a steal since its former owner is an infamous Hollywood producer, mostly known for his whitewashing and money laundering scandals. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9409 Washer/dryer are not included. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9410 You lucked out and got the Eco-Share-the-Washer time slot for Wednesday evenings at 7 – the same as our football team! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9411 And in our newest laundry rooms, you don't even need to remove your clothes. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9412 It's the architect's answer to the Lipstick Building. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9413 Forget getting a maid! This place cleans itself! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9414 The shrink who lived here shrunk. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9415 We call them uni-dupes. You‘ll never afford it but you might get in a full load at the open house. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9416 Ha, no this is called negotiation, but I can take you through the spin cycle if you'd like. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9417 Given the current phase of the cycle, you should be able to get a great mortgage. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9418 The architect is a leader in the "Clean Design" movement. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9419 It's got a great view of the neighborhood and it's real clean. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9420 We ask that you don't use your house during the hours of high volume energy usage. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9421 Yeah, we thought we’d make a statement: Laundry defines our home. You relate? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9422 The previous owners really up this place. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9423 Not many places in Clinton Hill have these amenities 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9424 And finally we have this cute little duplex that really screams 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9425 Washer dryer in unit 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9426 Heat is included with the apartment on the second floor. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9427 Frontload the interest, and you'll have a great deduction. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9428 It is a communal condo sanitizer. Early adopters really like it. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9429 You'll never have to worry about molds again. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9430 With such an amenity, there’s no need to worry about a coin shortage. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9431 Sure, you'll take a bath, but at least they won't hang you out to dry, heh? Errr.... Would you believe me if I told you there's exposed brick? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9432 And this unit comes with a condo. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9433 Either apartment allows tenant use of the block's shared laundry machines. Colors on Wednesday, whites on Thursday, and lingerie on Friday. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9434 I understand you get tired and feel like throwing in the towel but, did you hear about the last remaining unit in the apartment building? It was last but not leased. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9435 The house is so energy efficient that you only need to do laundry once a year. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9436 Coin operated? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9437 You'll definitely come out feeling hot and bothered. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9438 There are some great investment opportunities in this neighbourhood" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9439 You'll need a facial every week, otherwise, mold will take over your life. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9440 Rent subsidized by LG 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9441 Well, the attic is stuffy and the basement floods, but you're getting in at a great price... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9442 Wait till you see from the inside, the 360 views from both floors will make your head spin. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9443 To avoid late payments we've moved to the laundromat rental model. Simply deposit $2 for every half hour you plan on staying. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9444 The bathroom has been converted into a cinema 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9445 It’s an open concept, 3 bed, 2 bath with great natural light and just wait until you see the laundry room 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9446 Washer/Dryer for families over5,000. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9447 Yes, when I said laundry is extra, I meant it .. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9448 This eliminates the need for hand sanitizer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9449 ...it's actually just an aesthetic choice. Laundry is off-site. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9450 The neighborhood could use a new laundromat! 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9451 Enforcing gentrifications, keep the whites together 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9452 Think of them as his-and-hers treadmills - with a view. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9453 It's a gentrified neighborhood. Whites on top and colors on bottom. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9454 It's a Co-Op that allows wet over wet. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9455 It needs furnishing, but with this location it will all be a wash. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9456 Formerly owned by Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City, this charming 2-story efficiency airs dirty laundry every Thursday night at 9PM E.T./8PM C.T. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9457 As you can imagine, this building separates whites from darks. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9458 It's our new high efficiency housing 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9459 No worries, you will be safe here. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9460 When you live here, you know your clothes will always be clean. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9461 Squeaky clean views 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9462 Do either of you have quarters? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9463 You will always feel washed and dry in this washer-dryer house! We are taking concept living to a new level! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9464 And the sellers are clean freaks! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9465 Wishing to launder money in real estate? Look no further. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9466 This place has great proximity to spin cycling. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9467 You said, you wanted classic modern design, inspired by Warhol - his original designs are all copyrighted 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9468 Welcome to Hippo Heights! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9469 That'll be your neighbor's house. They never make ropa vieja, but they will always take yours. - Sonia Gustavson, Evergreen, CO 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9470 Buy this new house and you will never leave your Social Bubble 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9471 It’s a very clean unit with an apartment onsite. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9472 B.A.D. Basic Appliance Design 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9473 It's not that cosy, but it's very clean! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9474 If your favourite temperatures are 90, 105, 140, delicate or 200 degrees, this is the place for you! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9475 Enabled with Fuzzy logic, the apartment is equipped to handle all kinds of domestic arguments. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9476 These are our “rinse and repeat” units. They come with one program for your life and schedule and one program for disinfection every time you move. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9477 And this is where you can wash away your sins 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9478 The space is tight but laundry is free for you and everybody you know 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9479 No more trips to the laundromat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9480 Due to COVID-19, everything is clothes right now. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9481 It's the new normal, you are safe here 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9482 They just don’t build these units like they used to. Planned obsolescence and all that. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9483 Perfect for living your life on spin-cycle 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9484 This one-of-a-kind duplex is meant for you. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9485 'The soap bubbles add a real fresh scent to living' 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9486 On the plus side, cleanup is a breeze. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9487 So remind me who's credit card are we going with? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9488 And here we have a unit that doesn’t have any closets, a dishwasher, has windows facing a brick wall, but it does have a washer dryer in-unit. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9489 So "as unit washer and dryer" wasn't a typo. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9490 In this universe, we have a matriarchy, and babies are brewed in these neighborhood baby makers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9491 This Unit includes our virus free guarantee 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9492 I like to call it the sit and spin. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9493 It's gonna wash all your problems away 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9494 It’s a new listing, a post-war UNIT-IN washer and dryer... the housing market tends to be pretty cyclical 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9495 The whole neighborhood has access to this shared laundry 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9496 Other than the dryer buzzer, it’s a pretty quiet street. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9497 And on our left we have a washer and dryer 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
9498 This building hosts a wonderful neighborhood clean up program. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
9499 The utilities run a little high, but the spin cycle is worth it! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9500 This neighborhood has a socially distanced washer dryer . Ladder provided. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9501 It comes with a spare 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9502 For some reason these are selling much better than the top loader model. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9503 It depends on your choice of speed, but the days really cycle by in this one. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9504 That's what we call co-laundry. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9505 These new anti-Covid measures are getting insane. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9506 Has the added benefit of reducing all the laundry detergent you hoarded during the Covid era! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9507 Agreed, it might be too predictable for that corner of Hell's Kitchen. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9508 We believe "pool laundry" will be trending this pandemic. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9509 Clean air matters 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9510 ... and we finally found what we were looking for.. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9511 I bought this from Amazon, and this is how I keep my house clean. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9512 This neighborhood takes ‘finding change for the coin op laundry’ quite literally 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9513 Well yes, it was formerly a laundromat, how did you guess? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
9514 Honey, we always dreamed about an in unit washer and dryer! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
9515 Another great feature is the super drying 1200rpm spin cycle. The owners tell us they feel totally ‘present’ in the meditation when it’s up that high. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9516 As you can see, it's the cleanest place in Manhattan. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9517 It's very clean 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9518 And the first month's scent is free. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9519 And this is the New Washer/Dryer apartment. I have one myself, the Spin Cycle is Amazing!!!! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9520 It's the new version of the Tide Pod challenge. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9521 Washer and dryer IS unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9522 And this is where they laundered their money... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9523 The new gym specializes in spinning and tumbling. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9524 This is the washer and dryer building Home of the dryer sheets, frabic softner 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9525 One last tiny detail...you're required to pay your rent in quarters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9526 This one’s a transformer,” the realtor whispered, her gaze darting nervously about. She beckoned us to lean in, moving closer yet herself. Her voice quavered. “They’re more than meets the eye! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9527 This is our 'Andy Borowitz' model. It's highly efficient, modern, sleek, soulless, and has been popping up throughout the city, due to (checks notes), exceedingly high demand from buyers. Your neighbors will hate you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9528 Now it does get a little damp on the ground floor, but you can just pop upstairs for about 45 minutes every few hours. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9529 It's still the best Brooklyn has to offer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9530 As you can see, this is a very clean property. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9531 and think of the time saved in trips to the laundromat 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9532 From here you would have a sanitized view 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9533 This one is a heaven for extreme-sporters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9534 There's an everythingelsemat just a few blocks away. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9535 And as you can see, there's a laundromat next door. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9536 This rental is only 7000 quarters a month. The hot water setting is 7500." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9537 You'll never have to clean your apartment. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9538 This building was designed for extroverts! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9539 And this property also comes with a unit-in washer and dryer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9540 Thats for cleaning up before moving in . 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9541 And if course it has a washer/dryer in the unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9542 It may make you a bit dizzy, but boy, does it kill the virus. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9543 This helps make a good neighborhood meeting place. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9544 First floor is for chapstick, ink pens and construction waste, second floor is for sweaters, used tissue and lake rocks. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9545 Quaranclean. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9546 The couple your are buying from said they were going to take you to the cleaners. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9547 And this baby sports stacked toilets. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9548 It’s a steal at 2 mil and change. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9549 As a RE Broker in NY & GA: This is a Self - CLEANING, living, stack-able dwelling. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9550 Your heads are going to spin when you see the inside! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9551 I'm pretty sure you'll cycle out of here in no time. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9552 No problem. The owner will accept payment from a money launderer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9553 Leave your virus concerns at the door with this two-bath unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9554 It washes businessmen. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9555 The new Covid free apartments wash everything for you all day long! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9556 Nobody around here airs out their dirty laundry! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9557 Washing...ton. Get it? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9558 Well, it’s less of a “flip” and more like an “agitate.” 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9559 Though the coins are a pain, it’s practically rent free. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9560 And in this coop, everything is shared. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9561 After they had bedbugs, this is how they saw their lives. Wash and dry soon as you enter. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9562 Our new neighbors come from “Washing-ton” 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9563 They're laughing at us. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9564 I think you'll like this new townhouse that just came on the market. It's called 'Wash and Rinse.' 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9565 You'll never find any dirt on the people who live there!! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9566 The stacking washers will be shared with only one other unit. " 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9567 You'll have it paid off in 40 quarters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9568 This rent here includes air fluff conditioning; low, medium or high heat, and, for seniors, wrinkle control. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9569 And it's selfcleaning! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9570 I also have this as a ranch. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9571 The previous owner had a pet orca! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9572 You would provide laundry services to the whole neighborhood, which can be done all at once, earning you millions of $$, which you can then launder and recycle to our international franchises - all directed from our Trump Tower office. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9573 the architect’s super interesting. like all architects, he’s no more than a mote of dust in broader macroeconomic and cultural windstorms. and like all architects, he thinks he’s a fascinating iconoclast and won’t shut the fuck up about dumb bullshit 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9574 Look, this is the only property I could legally show you after you let slip that you were looking for a property to 'launder funds' in. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9575 "I can handle the dryer. But emptying the washer... I need my husband's help!" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9576 It's a "unit in." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9577 Downstairs you have Waikiki and upstairs, Palm Springs! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9578 We even have a few celebrities in the community. For example, if you buy 229D you'll be next door neighbors with The Maytag Repairman. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9579 Don't worry about that beeping, it just happens every once and a while." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9580 The rent is due by the load. Please don’t overstuff. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9581 You'd be the first to buy. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9582 It’s a cozy space for couples, but I must disclose, the neighbors may hear you when you hit the spin cycle. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9583 The covid ruined them. They're all washed up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9584 This investor got the tip that money laundering through real estate was the next big thing 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9585 To save energy, everybody on the block uses this machine. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9586 This home is self-cleaning and comes with a year’s supply of pods. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9587 Spin cycle comes with it. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9588 A very clean neighborhood. The D’Steiners to the right, the Softners to the left and the Whites, right across the street! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9589 Mr. Trump sold this building to some Russian businessmen for a very high price! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9590 It's so modern it's even self cleaning. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9591 Hi! I’m John Lovitz! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9592 This duplex takes "clean living" to a whole new level! You can also rent it side by side if you prefer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9593 All residents now have full access to the Hydroxychloroquin Slurpee Machines! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9594 I can get you some great financing on the apartment. 100% Downy 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9595 Next 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9596 Your apartment periodically converts to stackable washers guaranteed to remove all viruses. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9597 In this apartment ,you will never have to air out your dirty laundry" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9598 It's our Kenmore Street special. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9599 And this is the apartment where Marty Byrde lived. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9600 Of course they come with the apartment. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9601 So, there's *kind of* a hot tub? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9602 The washer and dryer for rent here come with an apartment in unit 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9603 The previous owner used to be a money launderer. He said this just made him feel comfortable. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9604 The top floor is supposed to be the dryer one. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9605 Rent must be paid in quarters, but there's a change machine down the block. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9606 Its a little noisy, but you will always have a steady income in quarters! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9607 the neighborhood is very clean 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9608 Pets allowed, coin laundry in the basement. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9609 ... featuring all the latest innovations in COVID sanitization. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9610 The views are amazing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9611 It's an outstanding example of the Wash & Wear architectural period. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9612 All we need is your deposit and Elon will repay in full if we don’t launch before Richard Branson. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9613 Both units were previously owned by a Russian oligarch. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9614 Kids like the spin only. Washer first floor or second floor, your choice. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9615 And here we have the next tier in-unit experience. Now you don’t even have to put things in the hamper. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9616 Our family aren't good cooks, so we asked our architect to represent to the neighborhood what we are known to excel at. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9617 This is where we pick up our moral barometer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9618 May I ask why are you showing us a house that looks like a washer machine? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9619 You've heard of a house that comes with a washer and dryer. This is a washer and dryer that comes with a house. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9620 You should see the size of the detergent pods! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9621 Your laundry chute is just off the kitchen and service is included in your maintenance fee. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9622 There's a surf contest, if you're interested. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9623 I'm so sorry--this unit has just been sold to a family of stray socks from Laundry Basket, Indiana. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9624 It will be bright and clean. They even do windows. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9625 Of course, state of the art sanitation and virus protection is as desirable as the socially distanced rooftop gardens. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9626 Water and garbage are not included in the rental price, but static electricity is! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9627 The condo fees is high, but the selling price is low so it's a wash. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9628 And this makes it so convenient to wash your white ... ah .. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9629 Of course, each flat is rented with perks, like this thrifty communal washer and dryer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9630 ... and this is a convenient shared laundry, once you’ve studied the manuals. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9631 This is our 'hipster' unit, which, ironically, does not include a washer and dryer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9632 This unit is stacked with Covid deterrents. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9633 This unit comes with a weekly cleaning service. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9634 It's certainly the cleanest & oversized apartment I can show you in town. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9635 City council decided to change all the monuments and keep the Washington name. Fun right? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9636 These units offer communal laundry. As you can see, whites are done on Wednesdays." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9637 covid free condos 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9638 No really, they're apartments inside a big washing machine. Expensive, and you may drown. But at least you won't get the coronavirus. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9639 The developers really took in-unit to the next level 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9640 This one just turned over. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9641 The upstairs one is a bit dryer.... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9642 Ho! My name is Fran. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9643 All the buttons work, and to sweeten the deal, the seller is including years worth of liquid soap. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9644 ... And each courtyard has machines for whole-room disinfecting. ... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9645 So, as you can see, it's a wash. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9646 And over here you'll find a gentrified laundromat 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9647 You can't be too clean these days. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9648 You’ll have the first Covid-free home on the block. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9649 It’s 2020, but the owner still believes whites and colors shouldn’t mix. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9650 I haven’t bought huge clothes yet 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9651 ...and this mid-century techno just hit the market after years as political headquarters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9652 This next one is a clean energy efficiency stackable studio. Just wait ‘til you see the view. Worth every quarter. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9653 Detergent is included in your HOA fees. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9654 What? No. We need a neighborhood watch... watch! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9655 I will warn you, the upstairs gets a little dry. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9656 It's a duplex with regular spinning classes. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9657 There’s an in-unit townhouse. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9658 It'll always have a clean title. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9659 This is the very latest technology for enhancing your finances - you can watch your money get clean while enjoying the ambience of this fantastic neighborhood - and it's eligible for the energy-saving tax credit 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9660 The last tenants were very clean. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9661 It's a clean deal, no encumbrances 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9662 These units will wash the coronavirus out of just about anything. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9663 The architect used to work for LG and brought his design ethic to the project. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9664 ....swimming pool on each floor and does the laundry for you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9665 The dryer will be coming next door. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9666 This one's occupied now but if you park your car in front of it you can have it next 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9667 This one has a built in Covid treatment system... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9668 It's ideal for a live-work situation. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9669 Look at it this way, you'll never have to do laundry again. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9670 Don’t worry, as your realtor I’d never leave you high and dry. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9671 And it comes with its own washer and dryer 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9672 I know, but think about all the quarters you'll save. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9673 I can put you in this efficient house for lots of quarters below asking price, but only if you sign the papers today. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9674 and you have choices as to cycles of course 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9675 Rent is due on the first of the month...in quarters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9676 It's apartment size. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9677 And right down the street they offer spin cycle classes. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9678 This unit washes off discrimination. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9679 The rent of the drier is more expensive, but it includes gas. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9680 And this unit is self-cleaning, but unless you're a strong swimmer, you'll want to be out of the apartment by 11 AM every other Wednesday. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9681 And this is the local Tumble Town... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9682 Unfortunatley the landlord wants to separate darks and lights... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9683 And there’s a dry cleaners close by too 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9684 This property offers revolutionary living like nowhere else" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9685 In our small community ,numerous family became trendy 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9686 It's a Wash 'n Dry Duplex." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9687 The rent is reasonable but it only accepts quarters. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9688 It's a very clean and dry property. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9689 It's a two family. The Washingtons are now living downstairs, and Herb Dryer lives in the upper half. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9690 They're very clean! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9691 Cute? All we know is that it violates the maximum height ordinance We are going to do something about it. Are you with us? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9692 This is a must see, let’s tumble. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9693 Now for our anti-viral super special, where you can truly live in a bubble. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9694 He was a laundromat king who got taken to the cleaners. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9695 As you can see, the laundry is very convenient. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9696 My last tenant took me to the cleaners. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9697 Did I mention that the luxury units feature a lavish two-story condo?" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9698 Only the top floor is available. There are some water issues with the other unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9699 Each floor has an indoor swimming pool. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9700 Front loaders have been in great demand lately. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9701 This one is the cleanest way to get into the school district 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9702 Funny, but the unit doesn't have a washer dryer and you pay rent with quarters, I'll show you the slot. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9703 You’ve gotta love those windows! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9704 The "Deutsche Bank" townhouse is an Ivanka signature model. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9705 It’s a fourth floor wash-up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9706 It's an in-laundry unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9707 Don't worry, it's a joke 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9708 Unfortunately, utilities are not included. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9709 and the rent is payable in quarters... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9710 Oh, that? It was a neighborhood startup. “Spinning for Sex.“ When it hits spin cycle, all the women next door fall to the floor, clutching their lovers. Screaming, “Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus!” 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9711 He made his money laundering 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9712 To be honest, we do occasionally get water in the basement. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9713 And, if you're really into personal hygiene, this is our Covid-19 Townhouse. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9714 The Maytag Terrace 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9715 We just think it’s safer to wash outside now. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9716 ... and you can launder you masks during the second wave! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9717 ...and your tandem cycle is always available for a spin. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9718 The Owners are looking to turn it quickly. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9719 In-suite laundry? Sure! For an additional $399,999. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9720 It has everything you're looking for including NOT having to run up and down to the basement to change over the laundry. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9721 This is how I take care of the neighborhood! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9722 So much more sanitary than an indoor pool, you see. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9723 Does this apartment have the washer and dryer in unit or onsite?" "Insightful 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9724 And the current owner is open to cash offers. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9725 The neighbors call it the "Washing Machine". 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9726 They’re fully serviced apartments 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9727 I assure you, you'll love all the natural light this home offers and the doorbell plays the most endearing 2 minute melody. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9728 They give you a brisk shower and massage while they launder your clothes." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9729 I thought you said unit in washer and dryer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9730 No, there's no room for your own laundry and dryer appliances in this very modern unit, but I've been told the community laundry room is always available. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9731 I really think this one could be your Westinghome. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9732 Are you ready to go for a spin? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9733 Step into the top unit and you’ll be left high and dry. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9734 It's the administration's answer to out-of-control rinse. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9735 The wishy washy outlook of society 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9736 They tried turning a profit, but it ended up being a wash. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9737 One thing to note, the neighborhood mothers tend to congregate on the roof from time to time during heavy spin cycles... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9738 If your low offer is accepted, you could clean house! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9739 The spin cycle is the worst. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9740 This place is something else. As you can see, it is a giant stack-able washer/dryer, which doesn't make sense, does it? I mean, you can't live inside an appliance. What am I doing? I should be showing you a town home or apartment. Forgive me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9741 And, as an added attraction, you can turn it off, then dry yourself in seconds after your refreshing swim. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9742 And here you have the Kenmore Front Loader model. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9743 The prior tenants were arrested for money laundering. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9744 And as you can see, it comes with tanning salons...well done and extra crispy. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9745 On the other hand, your apartment will always be fresh and clean. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9746 Former tenants operated a spin studio out of the lower unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9747 The city's done a lot to clean up the neighborhood. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9748 It's like a granny unit without grandma's intrusive nosiness--you get some income; but I should warn you that you might have a few homeless folks lining up outside on Saturdays. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9749 And this is our Trump on/off truth switch for new residents. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9750 The previous owner found a loophole in the covenants. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9751 We really looked for your missing sock - it was blue argyle, right? - but we just couldn't find it. Robert A. Jablon 202-333-5332 rcjablon@aol.com 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9752 The neighbors are quite neat, but they are rather noisy on the weekends. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9753 And this unit includes the two process cleaning 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9754 We believe in choices here at LG condos, although we don’t ladder share due to liability. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9755 But the HOA fees are a wash! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9756 It comes in white, black and chrome. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9757 The COVID crisis inspired us to find a fast, effortless and efficient way to sanitize our house. No need to dust is an unanticipated consequence. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9758 This is a clean apartment 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9759 ...yes, and after a full remodel, she has only been using it for her clothing! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9760 It also has wide water views and ornamental pools 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9761 I’d stick with “air fluff”, if I were you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9762 There is not a washer - dryer unit in this apartment, however, ........... Jon Broder Philadelphia, PA Broderj58@gmail.com 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9763 And it has the giant laundry basket basement. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9764 They used to be part of Trump's money laundering operation. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9765 I know you said in-unit laundry was important to you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9766 The market was really in a spin but now it’s heating up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9767 This building features a vigorous whirlpool and sauna. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9768 This one already has one accepted offer of 650,00 tide pods. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9769 These places have laundromats and beaches but the lifeguard is a little slow. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9770 It freaks out the whole neighborhood, but the views of the city...unique! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9771 It's definitely between this one and the two-in-one for me 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9772 This part of town has really cleaned up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9773 luxury apartments, clean sheets, and a delicate scenery to make you feel like you've got your whole life completely sorted out 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9774 ...and this building comes with a human washer and dryer,built in 2020. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9775 It's very trumphant, black and white separated! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9776 The architect converted the old laundromat into condos. Washer and dryer not included. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9777 And THIS is a statement property. It has money laundering written all over it 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9778 They are washing tons these days 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9779 And this one has laundry in unit 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9780 The top unit is drier 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9781 I think it’s perfect here in Washington!! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9782 these two units are ready to launder your money 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9783 You say it’s washed up, but they actually have the biggest co-op mixers in town 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9784 Here's our 2020 simulation house 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9785 ‘Hashtag cleanliving, hashtag becauseowningaTeslaisyesterdaysnews.’ 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9786 Eat Pray Love and Sanitise the new normal post COVID in our neighbourhood !! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9787 and this is Bankers Street. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9788 1 wash, 0 bed. 1400 square feet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9789 Excuse me, could you spare a moment for our lord and savior, Cleanest Whites? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9790 ... & you’re conveniently next door to the underwear daycare centre! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9791 These are the new self-cleaning units, inspired by Covid. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9792 You have to separate coloured and whites here 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9793 Rent is due on the first of the month. Quarters only. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9794 But this one does include in-unit bedrooms. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9795 Hold on, the spin cycle is unbalanced. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9796 Ironically, these units don’t include a washing machine. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9797 We'll all live in yellow washing machines, yellow washing machines, yellow washing machines 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9798 This one here is post-pandemic. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9799 Both unit's are open, due to some tragic, untimely incidents." "What happened to the lower tenants?" "A bleach-drinking incident, I believe?" "And the upper unit?" "Money laundering scandal. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9800 I didn’t realize the rental market was this washed up 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9801 The current tenants actually use a wash and fold delivery service, which is quite convenient. #millenials 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9802 It’s the ultimate sanitizer-what we all need in this post Covid world 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9803 It doesnt just have a washer/dryer, it IS a washer dryer! . 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9804 It used to be owned by the Washingtons 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9805 The original owner was the Maytag repairman. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9806 These were units from the 2020 pandemic. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9807 Comes with complementary covid proofing 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9808 🙌”this Miele condo meets all the building department codes and then some” 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9809 Comes with state of the art technology to dry all those future tears 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9810 Everyone has been throwing in the towel lately, so we have loads waiting in line for this one. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9811 Honey, this detergent sounds super clean 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9812 This one will cycle you through seamlessly from the Yuppy stage to mid-life crisis. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9813 It’s the closest thing to Washington square heights you will get 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9814 We are awash with interest. Hurry before the offer dries 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9815 « And here, as promised, the district of the Green Giant » 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9816 Full disclosure, the list price on this property is so low because it was seized during a money laundering investigation. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9817 We recommend using non-biological 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9818 New hospital as per our president's new COVID guidelines 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9819 Yeah, thought you'd notice that... it's because the architect was a kind of obsessed with cleanliness, but if you can overlook that and ignore all the hate mail in the form of dirty socks through the letter box, you'll fit right in. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9820 Our straw poll showed renters' favorite luxury was in-unit washers. So why would we bother with anything else? Amirite? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9821 Look at this beautiful Brooklyn Heights townhouse for $10M. Designed by famous architect who was inspired by clean lines and crisp linens. Washer dryer included. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9822 Crime in this area is very low, though it’s possible someone Maytag the building. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9823 This one has a bedroom/bathroom in unit, very rare! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9824 ...and there’s an amazing cycle culture, this is a great spot for spin. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9825 That is for washing the used masks, we needed that the most 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9826 Apartments specifically for racists, the dirty lot of people. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9827 They wash everything here, even brains. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9828 It’s an in washer dryer unit 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9829 It comes equipped with TWO machines in which to drown your sorrows! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9830 And here is where we do our weekly mask washing - collectively cleansing our most valuable items of COVID-19 germs really brings us together as a community. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9831 You can get your own bubble with only a 10% down payment if you sign today. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9832 yeah, thats a new spin cycle gym, but do to restrictions, its wash. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9833 When you told me that a neighborhood wash was a “must have”, I knew it’d be perfect! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9834 No need to stress about cleaning your apartment anymore! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9835 At my right you can see the bank of the city 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9836 You’ll really get loads of amenities with this unit. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9837 There’s a small clause in the contract for when the view’s obstructed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9838 This is the coin return slot 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9839 This is a unique neighbourhood wash all the labels given to humans 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9840 this unit comes with a washer and a dryer, but no step-brother included 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9841 But it will pretty much cost you the shirt off your back. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9842 Welcome to Brooklyn, where we encourage separating the whites from the coloreds. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9843 ‘’Argh!! This robot head has mixed up the colored clothing. The least it could do is wash the price to a minimum’’ 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9844 this is all you’re looking for, right? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9845 This model washes out the white that generally comes with gentrification. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9846 The last tenants hosted Trump’s inauguration ball. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9847 We define it as COVID-19 Brutalism, shall we go inside 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9848 This unit has washer and dryer units on both levels. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9849 We needed a way replace our carbon footprint with no one traveling and all... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9850 Its a very quiet neighbourhood, mainly just white noise 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9851 It’s the only way we can keep our masks clean 😷 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9852 And that sir is apt to suit your money laundering requirements 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
9853 Lots of natural lighting. Tumble life on low. No cats or dogs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9854 And this is where we white wash the neighborhood 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9855 And the best part is... you don't have to separate your whites. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9856 It’s a spin-off of structural expressionism 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9857 This new building has a load of whites. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9858 Tbis is so Exclusive Palm Beach in 2021. We call it The Towers Shelter and Laundry, where you can wash your clothes and launder money at the same time. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9859 This one'is perfect for mysophobiacs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9860 And there's free childcare. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9861 They say the spin cycle is out of this world. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9862 The 2nd floor can get pretty hot. But the ground level practically cleans itself. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9863 and the visiting team can use the one upstairs... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9864 No need for quarters in these quarters! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9865 And the washer-dryer units come with several large rooms in which you can store your clothes. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9866 This unit was designed specifically for busy soccer moms like you. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9867 This is the BLM washer. I love what they’re doing up in Washington! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
9868 As you can see here, a positive side to this home option here is you have washer and dryer in unit! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9869 And this is where we would have you drop off your rent check. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9870 People usually go there at night to wash their problems away 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9871 This one will take you to the laundry, but at least the liens will be clean. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9872 Once a month you'll need a lot of quarters. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9873 This is a perfect property to launder money! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9874 This duplex here is your standard turnkey. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9875 It only takes those really big celebrity checks 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9876 That was a dry joke, I could not spin it another way. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9877 This one has it's own unit in washer dryer 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9878 Even though utilities aren't included, you'll be amazed by it's efficiency. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9879 Arrest Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison, and Myles Cosgrove for the murder of Breonna Taylor 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9880 You might remember that I mentioned a laundry room, sauna, and swimming pool. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9881 But the stairs are really clean. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9882 And we all know what cleanliness is next to. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9883 Oh yes, there's a laundromat around the corner. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9884 ... and this one has the dryer located on top... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9885 Yes rents are high, but we take in laundry to make ends meet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9886 So...I thought this would be a good compromise. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9887 And your rent includes unlimited spin classes! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9888 Now you only need to do your laundry once a year. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9889 And this is our exclusive his and her double tumble. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9890 We decided against a free big screen T.V. as a move in bonus. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9891 The side-by-side units are also available at reduced rates of course. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9892 Masks on the top, masks on the bottom ! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9893 And these are the mechanisms by which we avoid airing our dirty laundry in public 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9894 Or, we have one with ocean front. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9895 Well not formally connected to the art museum, you’ll lead Saturday and Sunday tours. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9896 The apartment does not come with a washer and dryer." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9897 You want to live my life? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9898 These are the new Sears Towers designed by Maytag. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9899 And this is our latest addition to our complex: for the decerning leasers who want to publically display their ultra concern about the mess of our world. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9900 Don't worry the side-by-side refrigerator and stove facades are scheduled for install before closing 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9901 Just try not to mix with the whites upstairs. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9902 Now let’s take a look at the next apartment for sale in this really new-fangled house, but please be careful because it is possible that one of you will come out uneven. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9903 That’s the giant washing machine that John Lennon was shot dead inside of. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9904 Wait till you see the self clean feature, you’ll be hosting parties at full capacity! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9905 The top unit is spic and spin, the bottom one has air fluff. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9906 It’s a starter home 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9907 The cleaning fee is a bit cheaper than usual. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9908 Not to mention the automatic cleaning option for night. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9909 Interestingly enough, the government's dirtiest laundry is cleaned right here in Washington, D.C.! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9910 The local town hall decided on this solution for the issue of "Dirty Cops". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9911 This unit has a very clean title. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9912 You can get your clothes clean without ever taking them off. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9913 And you thought you enjoyed your old spin class. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9914 Better mask-up. The Seller's either a germaphobe or works for P&G. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9915 ... and when it's time to clean the house you just leave and press the button. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9916 The front loader is efficient, but there's still a giant water and electrical bill. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9917 No agitating neighbors, great spin cycle class. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9918 Please; no more Costco jokes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9919 GLOBAL WARMING PSA The year: 2045 Average Temperature: Hot Here in our bubble city, everybody does their wash together. (Once a month) Don't worry though, a robot does the sorting. (Sort of) 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9920 Our cutting-edge complex offers an out-of-site washer/dryer! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9921 The seller owns laundromats. You're a cruise ship captain. Maybe you can get Banksy interested in a redo? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9922 This unit is the first of its kind to have spin cycle living in a cylindrical context. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9923 Abode Comes with free laudry!! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9924 One of the amenities you have living here. Your car is constantly kept clean. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9925 . . . and the sponsor is willing to finance this one. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9926 Also, the cleaning deposit's not terribly big, but it does have to be paid in quarters. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9927 Every tenant must go into these machines to wash away any possible contamination that could cause the covid 19 virus before they are allowed to go to their apartments 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9928 This one features an in-laundry suite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9929 Who would have believed they would transfer Mr. Clean to L.A. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9930 In unit laundry is a thing of the past, as unit is the future 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9931 It was built for a very important Influencer whose name I can't remember. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9932 The previous owners were clean freaks. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9933 Earthquakes generally don't effect the rinse cycle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9934 Leasing here means laundry once a year! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9935 Full disclosure: If you don't leave the doors ajar, it will eventually stink pretty bad. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
9936 Now that’s a clean design. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9937 I met my husband in the dryer. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9938 A dog feature is extra 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9939 Just think what spin cycle will do to your relationship! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9940 It comes with a living space, but you have to pay rent in quarters. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9941 This duplex is our Maytag model. It’s exceptionally clean. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9942 And this is the ultimate model for a home-based business. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9943 The downstairs people are nice, but a little dry. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9944 You'll be the envy of all your friends: it washes and dries COVID-19 right out of the air! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9945 With this listing you get two for the price of one 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9946 Sorry, this model does not come with a matching pedestal base 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9947 All the latest conveniences. It's called "The Wash & Wear" Apartment. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9948 ...and you can shrink your waist size just by turning on the heat. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9949 There's no garden, but it's perfect for a light soiling. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9950 You want fluff ,we’ve got fluff 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9951 I just drag them into the hall if they’ve been in the bedroom for too long 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9952 And the neighbors are very clean. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9953 At-home laundry AND a climbing wall. Now that’s a steal. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9954 And the rent gets traded by doing the laundry for the neighborhood 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9955 This one is actually not an entertainer’s dream. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9956 Full disclosure. The "spin cycle " bothers the neighbors 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9957 Not only is it energy efficient, the regular sanitation cycle ensures that your home is always safe and germ-free. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9958 Just think "Tumble Room" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9959 The previous owners were hamsters, but they don't live very long. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9960 And for the truly adventuresome.........!!! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9961 Our new modular living washes the days dirt away 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9962 You'll share with the landlord, he's a Jolly fellow. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9963 And when you are not doing your laundry you can keep your car parked in there and have it washed. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9964 This is the Washing Machine House, which, believe it or not, does not come with a washer/drier , but, I'm told, it's the ideal place to launder money. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9965 You won't believe how this unit keeps incredibly clean! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9966 It's the latest concept in urban housing, a built-in combo clothes washer and drier with a one bedroom condo. The first floor is very humid and the top floor is very dry! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9967 Fear not, we've put together a guide to explain every laundry symbol you can find! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9968 Of course it comes with a build in washer and dryer! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9969 And the building comes equipped with a washer and dryer!? Honey, it's perfect. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9970 Duplx w/modcon. Fresh linen scent. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9971 I got the listing through the Whirlpool estate, so obviously it's very convenient for laundering, but I caution you that it can be a challenging living space during wash and spin cycles. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9972 It’s a mixed neighbourhood. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9973 Though the beanstalk was cut down,the appliances were all saved and converted for residential use. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9974 All appliances are excluded from the sale. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9975 You will be popular with the neighbors. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9976 The 2nd floor also serves as a swimming pool once it fills up. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9977 They've swallowed up a few people here and there. But we've never lost a sock to date! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9978 Each unit has 15 different cycles, depending on your mood. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9979 Heat and hot soapy water are included. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9980 Once inside you'll find it has a delicate setting. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9981 Take it for a spin. We can iron out the details later. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9982 The downside of Communism 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9983 It's an appreciation of the basic appliance that drives the aesthetics. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9984 Sorry, Katie is from The Hampton's and doesn't do lint filters 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9985 I know, I know, it’s very modern. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9986 And we have two indoor whirlpool spas with views to soothe your tired bodies. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
9987 Now this one is clean and dry! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
9988 A new safety feature in these rentals units... all guests & tenants coming & going are squeaky clean. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9989 Space age and virus free 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9990 It comes with 2 bedrooms 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9991 It's the cleanest apartment in the building. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9992 It has a washer dryer combo in house! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9993 We call it ‘Wash-on, Wash-off’, a new co-op experience that gives you a sanitized view of your world. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9994 Your potential neighbor does the washing and drying for the city. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9995 furniture sized... bleach cycle only 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9996 It’s our most energy efficient unit yet. While it takes longer to fall asleep, you’ll sleep better knowing you’re reducing your carbon footprint with each sleep cycle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9997 Both have great views, but the street level is best for airing ones dirty laundry. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9998 And you dont have to clean the house any more 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
9999 This one comes with a waterbed and a great view. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10000 It's communal laundry, a form of social distancing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10001 You come out wrinkle-Free. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10002 This beau 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10003 It’s Charlie Kaufman’s maisonette. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10004 Truth in advertising. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10005 The lonly drawback is no pets. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10006 Although you may have minor discomfort from the spinning - you'll never have to worry about cleaning again! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10007 This option comes with a built-in laundry machine and dryer... and nothing else 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10008 You'll save a fortune on housekeeper wages, and cleanup after a flood will be a snap. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10009 There's also a clothesline in the back if you prefer the aroma of pizza and Chinese food in your sheets. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10010 Sure, it gets a little noisy during the spin cycle, but this home is a real bargain.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10011 Locals call this area "Washington" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10012 And, of course, the rental includes an apartment size washer and dryer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10013 This property was built at a time where whites and coloreds were separated on different floors. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10014 I know it’s expensive, but it cleans itself. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10015 I must admit that the first floor is rather humid and the second gets really hot in summer,but at least it's central and you have a great view! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10016 You'll get used to the washing-machine sound, and then you’ll need it to fall asleep at night—$5,000 a month. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10017 We also have newly renovated units featuring state-of-the-art virus decontamination. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10018 ...and yes, you've guessed it, this used to be a front for a global money laundering operation. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10019 a little noisy, but the amenities can't be beat 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10020 The previous owners were the band members of Dead or Alive. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10021 The rotation of the interior makes everything very clean and meets the current hygiene standards. Best of all, you can control the tumble speed with your smartphone ... so much fun! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10022 Take it from me, ‘lavandería’ is the next hot neighborhood. You can see it’s turning over fast. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10023 Sorry mam I think you may be confused. I told you was looking for an apartment WITH a washer and dryer, not an apartment that IS a washer and dryer 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10024 And this is our private washer and dryer for our valued tenants at our wonderful apartment community 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10025 And these washer dryers come with apartment in unit. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10026 We call it a ‘European neighbourhood’ where there are washers efficiently located to save space 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10027 ......and this is the 24/7 community whitewash place. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10028 The tenants upstairs like to tumble and the unit downstairs gets damp, but for the price and the location? Can’t be bleached. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10029 Don’t forget your (laundry) keys 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10030 So there is an apartment in the basement, but it’s coin operated and you have to share it with the other units 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10031 And that new school on the block is 100% safe for kids to return to in Fall. @mirmirani @newyorkermag @jeremywins 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10032 « The nice thing about this place is spin cycle upstairs and downstairs. These are front load only of course and there’s plenty of room for line drying on the balconies out back » 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10033 This block comes with in-unit washer and dryer 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10034 Ideal of you are looking to do money laundering. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10035 $6000 a month. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10036 It's a little out of your price range, but it has stackable washer and dryer like you wanted. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10037 If you’re looking for the latest and greatest, this’ll be your best bet. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10038 this one is super clean and modern with large windows. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10039 It’s two bedrooms, one full bathroom, and one half bath. You do need to provide your own washer and dryer though. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10040 Both the upstairs and downstairs units have scenic views thanks to the oversized windows. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10041 and this one here is a rare find, with washer and dryer in unit! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10042 As you can see, this house not only looks like a washing machine but works like one too. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10043 At first, the owner thought of flushing late rent-payers out. But he is also very religious. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10044 did I mention, washer and dryer is unit. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10045 For some gloves, masks and hand sanitizer just don't cut it and then we have...voila! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10046 Here, we believe in mixing it up a bit 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10047 this one has an out-unit washer and dryer 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10048 Here in China we started experimenting with American appliances and found that they make better houses than their boxes. . 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10049 Guaranteed you will smell freshest in the community! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10050 Shit, I thought it said “in unit laundry” not “in laundry unit”. I don’t think this is very funny but it’s the best I could come up with @m.mcd really thought HARD about how to make it sexual. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10051 In the tradition of New York real estate this unit smells bad but is energy efficient 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10052 And the best part is, you’ll wake up to free bags of clothing at your doorstep each morning. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10053 The tenet is responsible for paying with their own giant quarters. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
10054 Does thos Washer/Dryer come with a Studio? It's kind of a deal breaker for us. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10055 Sorry about your neighbors, they’re taking COVID-19 very seriously 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10056 Welcome to new Newyork sir, a most hygine apartment. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0