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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-08-09T19:34:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-08-23T19:36:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-08-17T19:35:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 24, 2020 |
Number of captions | 10057 |
Number of responses | 1020554 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Ignore the ‘Whites Only’ sign. | 2.0583 | 0.01251 | 4239 | 1290 | 1412 | 1537 |
1 | ...course you’ll have to put some money into it. | 1.9874 | 0.00921 | 7568 | 2479 | 2705 | 2384 |
2 | If you want a side-by-side, you'll have to go to the suburbs. | 1.9661 | 0.00817 | 9431 | 3137 | 3477 | 2817 |
3 | Well the ad did say apartment size washer and dryer. | 1.9617 | 0.00822 | 9807 | 3444 | 3295 | 3068 |
4 | The only downside is that the monthly rent has to be paid in quarters | 1.9488 | 0.00754 | 10959 | 3711 | 4098 | 3150 |
5 | At least you won't be living in a vacuum. | 1.9087 | 0.01564 | 2628 | 975 | 918 | 735 |
6 | Between you and me, the owner can’t unload this fast enough. | 1.9061 | 0.00938 | 7020 | 2526 | 2627 | 1867 |
7 | And, the place practically cleans itself. | 1.8996 | 0.00891 | 7579 | 2696 | 2948 | 1935 |
8 | Rent is stabilized at 25 cents for five minutes. | 1.8982 | 0.00978 | 6963 | 2711 | 2250 | 2002 |
9 | Some residents find it soothing, but others complain that they toss and turn all night. | 1.8742 | 0.01884 | 1606 | 571 | 666 | 369 |
10 | No, I didn't say it's a co-op. I said coin-op. | 1.8675 | 0.00980 | 6476 | 2501 | 2332 | 1643 |
11 | You’ll want flood insurance | 1.8623 | 0.01087 | 5549 | 2252 | 1809 | 1488 |
12 | Nothing in the neighborhood stacks up against it. | 1.8594 | 0.00967 | 7112 | 2937 | 2238 | 1937 |
13 | It's open,if you want to take it for a spin. | 1.8590 | 0.01431 | 2752 | 997 | 1146 | 609 |
14 | ...and the upper unit will be ready in, let's see... 31 minutes. | 1.8514 | 0.00927 | 6660 | 2475 | 2701 | 1484 |
15 | Before we go inside I must ask, would either of you consider yourself delicate? | 1.8376 | 0.01049 | 5445 | 2146 | 2037 | 1262 |
16 | You’ll need to be approved by the Ironing Board. | 1.8362 | 0.01040 | 6012 | 2526 | 1945 | 1541 |
17 | You pay rent quarterly. | 1.8351 | 0.01054 | 5659 | 2321 | 1950 | 1388 |
18 | Of course, these things go in cycles. | 1.8327 | 0.01672 | 2050 | 787 | 819 | 444 |
19 | The only downside is that rent needs to be paid in quarters. | 1.8298 | 0.00955 | 6768 | 2763 | 2394 | 1611 |
20 | And the best part is, you'll hardly hear the traffic. | 1.8199 | 0.01271 | 3671 | 1479 | 1374 | 818 |
21 | Now, before going inside I need you to empty your pockets. | 1.8156 | 0.01088 | 5221 | 2183 | 1818 | 1220 |
22 | I do need to disclose that the sellers are taking the washer and dryer. | 1.8143 | 0.02107 | 1427 | 609 | 474 | 344 |
23 | It's the Trump family headquarters, Launder on top floor and Spin on street level. | 1.8116 | 0.01405 | 3589 | 1672 | 921 | 996 |
24 | . . .And our seniors especially like the wrinkle-free settings. | 1.7992 | 0.01262 | 4237 | 1941 | 1206 | 1090 |
25 | What made you want to live in the garment district? | 1.7974 | 0.01147 | 4546 | 1912 | 1643 | 991 |
26 | Only one previous owner, a Mr Sock, who mysteriously abandoned his partner! | 1.7923 | 0.01425 | 3216 | 1453 | 978 | 785 |
27 | As soon as the buzzer sounds, we should be able to get in. | 1.7906 | 0.01006 | 5354 | 2128 | 2219 | 1007 |
28 | The whole complex was built with laundered money | 1.7885 | 0.01085 | 5367 | 2384 | 1734 | 1249 |
29 | Or maybe you'd prefer a home on the range? | 1.7860 | 0.01287 | 3929 | 1788 | 1194 | 947 |
30 | The owners are desperate to sell. They got caught laundering money. | 1.7850 | 0.02175 | 1293 | 564 | 443 | 286 |
31 | The seller has been trying to unload this for a while. | 1.7712 | 0.01095 | 4629 | 1935 | 1818 | 876 |
32 | And for your convenience, there's an apartment within walking distance. | 1.7591 | 0.01201 | 4267 | 1951 | 1393 | 923 |
33 | It’s a hot property. Or warm. Or cold. Your choice, really.” | 1.7574 | 0.01331 | 3191 | 1382 | 1201 | 608 |
34 | "When it was first built they required separating whites from colors, but fortunately times have changed. | 1.7409 | 0.01242 | 4099 | 1964 | 1233 | 902 |
35 | If you stay at casual wash and medium dry, it should be within your budget. | 1.7363 | 0.01343 | 3553 | 1731 | 1028 | 794 |
36 | I am obligated to tell you that the previous owners dyed in it. | 1.7300 | 0.01548 | 2563 | 1226 | 803 | 534 |
37 | Unfortunately there is no laundry room. | 1.7267 | 0.01309 | 3933 | 2009 | 990 | 934 |
38 | The seller is willing to pay clothing costs. | 1.7253 | 0.01531 | 2632 | 1272 | 811 | 549 |
39 | And this unit is especially clean. | 1.7243 | 0.01398 | 3167 | 1537 | 966 | 664 |
40 | We market this home to ‘The wheels on the bus ...’ | 1.6955 | 0.01468 | 3537 | 2051 | 512 | 974 |
41 | Comes with a lifetime supply of Gravol. | 1.6895 | 0.01486 | 3507 | 2071 | 454 | 982 |
42 | And it comes with a basement full of single socks. | 1.6858 | 0.01439 | 2858 | 1435 | 886 | 537 |
43 | It's unusual to get this much capacity so close to town. | 1.6832 | 0.01612 | 2184 | 1075 | 726 | 383 |
44 | Some claim it's haunted - A couple moves in, one always goes missing. | 1.6799 | 0.01441 | 2815 | 1417 | 882 | 516 |
45 | I'll be honest. At times, the downstairs tenants can get quite agitated. | 1.6797 | 0.01558 | 2248 | 1088 | 792 | 368 |
46 | These apartments move quickly, we have a lot of turn over | 1.6774 | 0.01594 | 2387 | 1233 | 691 | 463 |
47 | They're asking 8.2 million quarters | 1.6690 | 0.01558 | 2420 | 1244 | 733 | 443 |
48 | It’s a Trump property. He’s been laundering money is real estate for years. | 1.6671 | 0.01539 | 2589 | 1368 | 715 | 506 |
49 | It IS a laundromat, built from a misread plans, and converted. | 1.6652 | 0.01684 | 2548 | 1489 | 423 | 636 |
50 | The trick is to get out of bed before the spin cycle. | 1.6636 | 0.01501 | 2497 | 1263 | 811 | 423 |
51 | Front load makes moving in really easy. | 1.6529 | 0.01629 | 1962 | 969 | 705 | 288 |
52 | The only catch is you have to pay the rent in quarters. | 1.6509 | 0.01634 | 2094 | 1078 | 669 | 347 |
53 | We do have some less expensive units that are top loading. | 1.6509 | 0.01593 | 1982 | 965 | 744 | 273 |
54 | The only downside is you have to pay your rent in quarters. | 1.6507 | 0.01714 | 1998 | 1057 | 582 | 359 |
55 | It's priced well now, but I'd wait for the Labor Day sale! | 1.6450 | 0.01811 | 1842 | 999 | 498 | 345 |
56 | We made this one for the filthy rich. | 1.6437 | 0.01862 | 1701 | 912 | 483 | 306 |
57 | There’s a clothesline out back. | 1.6405 | 0.01894 | 1697 | 931 | 445 | 321 |
58 | Think of it this way - it comes with a three-year warranty. | 1.6390 | 0.01896 | 1673 | 914 | 449 | 310 |
59 | Or, if you prefer, I have a side-by-side in the Laundry District. | 1.6388 | 0.01835 | 1689 | 895 | 509 | 285 |
60 | Location, yes." But what really counts here is the SETTING. | 1.6377 | 0.01818 | 1590 | 810 | 546 | 234 |
61 | The bottom floor has a slight water problem...but upstairs is much dryer. | 1.6372 | 0.01851 | 1654 | 877 | 500 | 277 |
62 | Pre-war? I thought you said pre-wash! | 1.6322 | 0.02055 | 1528 | 877 | 336 | 315 |
63 | I also have a nice side-by-side uptown. | 1.6275 | 0.01944 | 1404 | 731 | 465 | 208 |
64 | For some reason the former tenants became agitated and moved out. | 1.6244 | 0.01995 | 1350 | 711 | 435 | 204 |
65 | And over here you’ll find the official laundromat of the NBA. | 1.6238 | 0.02194 | 1369 | 805 | 274 | 290 |
66 | They have toddlers" | 1.6215 | 0.02244 | 1292 | 757 | 267 | 268 |
67 | As you can see, the neighborhood is very clean. | 1.6210 | 0.02192 | 1285 | 732 | 308 | 245 |
68 | And solar powered | 1.6186 | 0.02334 | 1256 | 760 | 215 | 281 |
69 | The top unit comes fully loaded. | 1.6171 | 0.02076 | 1217 | 641 | 401 | 175 |
70 | No, but there's a laundromat on the corner. | 1.6146 | 0.02226 | 1178 | 658 | 316 | 204 |
71 | ...And it's lint controlled. | 1.6146 | 0.02164 | 1152 | 618 | 360 | 174 |
72 | Oddly enough, this apartment is invisible to most men. | 1.6145 | 0.02262 | 1144 | 640 | 305 | 199 |
73 | No pets. No smoking. No hand-knit sweaters. | 1.6139 | 0.02103 | 1163 | 610 | 392 | 161 |
74 | And this one was originally a Victorian Top-Loader. | 1.6128 | 0.02309 | 1126 | 640 | 282 | 204 |
75 | You know what they say about real estate, "Rotation, rotation, rotation." | 1.6123 | 0.02341 | 993 | 537 | 304 | 152 |
76 | And the giant dryers are conveniently located just across the Williamsburg Bridge. | 1.6112 | 0.02432 | 1093 | 648 | 222 | 223 |
77 | The architects were inspired by the GE school of stackable design. | 1.6107 | 0.02417 | 1107 | 657 | 224 | 226 |
78 | Doubles as a shower too | 1.6077 | 0.02480 | 1068 | 642 | 203 | 223 |
79 | This condo was designed by “Whirlpool”! | 1.6072 | 0.02486 | 1059 | 636 | 203 | 220 |
80 | The exhaust duct doubles as a lovely six car garage. | 1.6067 | 0.02498 | 1068 | 648 | 192 | 228 |
81 | Just wait until you see the refrigerator! | 1.6060 | 0.02294 | 1028 | 560 | 313 | 155 |
82 | You can read all our reviews in the permanent press. | 1.6026 | 0.02381 | 999 | 560 | 276 | 163 |
83 | It’s listed for six million quarters. | 1.6014 | 0.02382 | 976 | 542 | 281 | 153 |
84 | The previous owner used real estate to launder his cash. | 1.5996 | 0.02387 | 974 | 543 | 278 | 153 |
85 | It's cooler downstairs but always dryer upstairs. | 1.5987 | 0.02356 | 952 | 519 | 296 | 137 |
86 | It’s our new home business. Hurricanes down stairs, hotter then hell upstairs | 1.5981 | 0.02748 | 938 | 596 | 123 | 219 |
87 | Originally built by Mr. Trump, who thought it would be an acceptable way to separate the whites from the colors. | 1.5979 | 0.02514 | 940 | 544 | 230 | 166 |
88 | The one real drawback is you have to pay your rent in quarters. | 1.5965 | 0.02470 | 922 | 520 | 254 | 148 |
89 | It cleans up nicely.” | 1.5961 | 0.02409 | 916 | 503 | 280 | 133 |
90 | Vacant since March. | 1.5947 | 0.02732 | 908 | 566 | 144 | 198 |
91 | OK, the next townhouses I want to show you are really clean. | 1.5944 | 0.02675 | 900 | 546 | 173 | 181 |
92 | It has really cleaned up the neighborhood. | 1.5932 | 0.02396 | 826 | 432 | 298 | 96 |
93 | These are our high efficiency, large capacity units. | 1.5917 | 0.02414 | 867 | 468 | 285 | 114 |
94 | That upcycling movement is really getting out of hand. | 1.5914 | 0.02810 | 864 | 543 | 131 | 190 |
95 | And down the street is the Flatiron District. | 1.5912 | 0.02559 | 844 | 476 | 237 | 131 |
96 | We're calling it a deep-clean duplex. | 1.5890 | 0.02800 | 837 | 517 | 147 | 173 |
97 | There's no gym but the spin classes are a blast! | 1.5884 | 0.02483 | 831 | 454 | 265 | 112 |
98 | Once we hear the buzzer, I'll be able to take you through. | 1.5877 | 0.02556 | 810 | 450 | 244 | 116 |
99 | Make the right offer and they'll fold. | 1.5858 | 0.02549 | 816 | 455 | 244 | 117 |
100 | And the asking price is only 3.5 million quarters. | 1.5856 | 0.02555 | 806 | 448 | 244 | 114 |
101 | Laurent Gilles Tourbillon, certainly the most talented architect of his generation, who gallicized his name when studying in Paris. | 1.5853 | 0.02900 | 815 | 518 | 117 | 180 |
102 | This is our community center and combined laundromat. Everyone on the block throws their dirty clothes in together, and then we have a sorting party. Sure you lose a few things, but you make new friends while you save the environment. | 1.5847 | 0.02789 | 797 | 481 | 166 | 150 |
103 | It was designed by Front Load Wright | 1.5841 | 0.02743 | 791 | 468 | 184 | 139 |
104 | This one I think you'll really like, it's rinse controlled. | 1.5834 | 0.02688 | 785 | 454 | 204 | 127 |
105 | Just another old neighborhood going through laundryfication” | 1.5831 | 0.02751 | 782 | 462 | 184 | 136 |
106 | Yes. Lint’s picked up every Tuesday. | 1.5830 | 0.02489 | 765 | 407 | 270 | 88 |
107 | In addition to being absolutely spotless, this property has some really unique features...and several different fabric settings. | 1.5818 | 0.02709 | 782 | 456 | 197 | 129 |
108 | The last tenants turned the lint trap into a breakfast nook. | 1.5797 | 0.02692 | 740 | 421 | 210 | 109 |
109 | The upstairs unit is currently occupied, but the tenants are moving out in 45 minutes. | 1.5792 | 0.02615 | 751 | 417 | 233 | 101 |
110 | There is no elevator, but there is a laundry chute. | 1.5789 | 0.02628 | 741 | 411 | 231 | 99 |
111 | Let's go for a spin inside. | 1.5771 | 0.02648 | 726 | 403 | 227 | 96 |
112 | The view on spin cycle is unbelievable! | 1.5761 | 0.02605 | 729 | 400 | 238 | 91 |
113 | This one turns over a lot | 1.5712 | 0.02664 | 667 | 362 | 229 | 76 |
114 | Between us, you'd be buying at the best possible moment in the cycle. | 1.5684 | 0.02744 | 658 | 366 | 210 | 82 |
115 | Hands? That's so April. We wash everything. | 1.5645 | 0.03121 | 643 | 402 | 119 | 122 |
116 | And this one was built in 2020, when there were no rules. | 1.5639 | 0.03116 | 626 | 386 | 127 | 113 |
117 | You'll probably want to take the second floor; it's drier. | 1.5637 | 0.02790 | 628 | 350 | 202 | 76 |
118 | With a deposit of 6 quarters, this could be yours for 20 minutes. | 1.5637 | 0.02897 | 628 | 362 | 178 | 88 |
119 | This is a self-cleaning unit. | 1.5631 | 0.02788 | 634 | 355 | 201 | 78 |
120 | Next, I'm going to take you to the cleaners | 1.5622 | 0.02983 | 635 | 379 | 155 | 101 |
121 | And it's only 14,000 quarters a month. | 1.5607 | 0.02881 | 610 | 347 | 184 | 79 |
122 | So, if you’d like to see the interior, we’ll need a couple of quarters. | 1.5600 | 0.02955 | 600 | 347 | 170 | 83 |
123 | Unfortunately the rent requires exact change. | 1.5598 | 0.02823 | 602 | 353 | 175 | 74 |
124 | These can be yours for only 40 million quarters. | 1.5589 | 0.02916 | 603 | 346 | 177 | 80 |
125 | ...And it's a steal at thirteen thousand quarters a month. | 1.5584 | 0.02883 | 591 | 333 | 186 | 72 |
126 | No rent, just utilities | 1.5584 | 0.02951 | 591 | 340 | 172 | 79 |
127 | If this doesn't fit your budget, I've got a top-loader available on the West Side. | 1.5552 | 0.02914 | 580 | 329 | 180 | 71 |
128 | This model is perfect for The Age of Spin. | 1.5546 | 0.03173 | 568 | 345 | 131 | 92 |
129 | An excellent example of the 'metaphorical' style of architecture. | 1.5546 | 0.03409 | 568 | 370 | 81 | 117 |
130 | You pay quarterly. | 1.5535 | 0.03051 | 551 | 333 | 142 | 76 |
131 | Each unit includes a Clorox Quarnatini mixer. | 1.5534 | 0.03395 | 571 | 372 | 82 | 117 |
132 | Rent is due the first of the month. Best to start inserting quarters by the 27th. | 1.5530 | 0.03172 | 557 | 336 | 134 | 87 |
133 | Actually there are no washer/dryer connections in the building. It's the architect's subversive commentary on modern conveniences and the class divide. On a positive note, there's a Starbuck's on the ground floor. | 1.5530 | 0.03331 | 557 | 352 | 102 | 103 |
134 | The downstairs unit gets a bit damp and the upstairs unit a little warm, but most people barely notice. | 1.5526 | 0.03306 | 456 | 261 | 138 | 57 |
135 | And in 100 years, we won't even remember Jefferson Davis or his neighborhood statue. | 1.5518 | 0.03431 | 560 | 366 | 79 | 115 |
136 | The seller is anxious to unload this. | 1.5506 | 0.03046 | 534 | 306 | 162 | 66 |
137 | Would you like to take a spin around the apartment? | 1.5506 | 0.03046 | 534 | 306 | 162 | 66 |
138 | And there are free daily spin classes! | 1.5493 | 0.03212 | 537 | 324 | 131 | 82 |
139 | The asking price is 2.8 million quarters. | 1.5488 | 0.03206 | 543 | 329 | 130 | 84 |
140 | Rent is only 75 cents every 15 minutes. | 1.5487 | 0.03127 | 534 | 314 | 147 | 73 |
141 | Believe me. You're entering the housing market at just the right cycle. | 1.5487 | 0.03035 | 534 | 306 | 163 | 65 |
142 | And when you buy the washer dryer we throw in the house | 1.5463 | 0.02950 | 529 | 296 | 177 | 56 |
143 | The view will make your head spin! | 1.5458 | 0.03207 | 524 | 314 | 134 | 76 |
144 | It's lint-controlled. | 1.5456 | 0.03141 | 526 | 310 | 145 | 71 |
145 | And it's fully loaded! | 1.5456 | 0.03059 | 526 | 303 | 159 | 64 |
146 | The design was inspired by the Guggenheim. | 1.5442 | 0.03351 | 520 | 324 | 109 | 87 |
147 | ...and the lint trap pulls out into a futon! | 1.5434 | 0.03291 | 495 | 297 | 127 | 71 |
148 | The original owner just passed away at 90--totally wrinkle-free. | 1.5430 | 0.03219 | 512 | 306 | 134 | 72 |
149 | You know how it is: real estate goes in cycles. | 1.5417 | 0.03097 | 515 | 299 | 153 | 63 |
150 | And in the morning, you just tumble out of bed! | 1.5414 | 0.03139 | 495 | 286 | 150 | 59 |
151 | The former owners were big money launderers. | 1.5400 | 0.03230 | 487 | 287 | 137 | 63 |
152 | Both units are available, but only for 40 minutes at a time. | 1.5399 | 0.03220 | 489 | 288 | 138 | 63 |
153 | this is probably suppose to be a joke about the housing crisis but doesnt really work because its a stupid joke | 1.5385 | 0.03773 | 494 | 340 | 42 | 112 |
154 | Makes washing windows a snap! | 1.5385 | 0.03322 | 494 | 301 | 120 | 73 |
155 | The builder is doing time for money laundering. | 1.5372 | 0.03350 | 484 | 295 | 118 | 71 |
156 | Of course, nowadays we don't encourage residents to separate the whites and colors. | 1.5372 | 0.03193 | 484 | 283 | 142 | 59 |
157 | It was a foreclosure: the last owner got cleaned out. | 1.5364 | 0.03340 | 481 | 292 | 120 | 69 |
158 | The price may seem steep, but it's front-loaded. | 1.5364 | 0.03275 | 481 | 287 | 130 | 64 |
159 | Many people complain that new development white-washes the neighborhood, but frankly I don't know what they're concerned about. Anyway, rent for this modern two-bedroom is $4,500/mo. | 1.5357 | 0.03823 | 476 | 327 | 43 | 106 |
160 | These two here have also great views and both guarantee Covid19 protection since the water is at 140F... I know, too much humidity, but it's better than bleach, anyway... | 1.5349 | 0.03724 | 473 | 316 | 61 | 96 |
161 | I have to disclose that someone dyed in it. | 1.5349 | 0.03179 | 473 | 274 | 145 | 54 |
162 | The last renters haven't moved out yet, but you can just set their things on top. | 1.5342 | 0.03342 | 453 | 279 | 114 | 60 |
163 | Rent is due at the end of every cycle. | 1.5342 | 0.03162 | 468 | 269 | 148 | 51 |
164 | And you will neeed a 2 quarters to enter from the front. | 1.5323 | 0.03422 | 464 | 285 | 111 | 68 |
165 | And here we have the world’s first self-cleaning house | 1.5316 | 0.03423 | 459 | 281 | 112 | 66 |
166 | It’s actually a branch of Deutsche Bank. | 1.5303 | 0.03448 | 445 | 271 | 112 | 62 |
167 | Living here will be like a barrel of monkeys! | 1.5290 | 0.03894 | 448 | 307 | 45 | 96 |
168 | I hope you don't mind people watching you swim. | 1.5290 | 0.03628 | 448 | 287 | 85 | 76 |
169 | You should see the view when the Tide comes in. | 1.5286 | 0.03405 | 437 | 262 | 119 | 56 |
170 | Ahhhhhh! I think Rick Moranis shrunk us! | 1.5281 | 0.03915 | 445 | 306 | 43 | 96 |
171 | It's kinda like group insurance. | 1.5281 | 0.03889 | 445 | 306 | 44 | 95 |
172 | The Dryers live across the street. | 1.5263 | 0.03526 | 437 | 271 | 102 | 64 |
173 | The only complaint from our last tenant was missing socks. | 1.5246 | 0.03482 | 427 | 260 | 110 | 57 |
174 | It’s all about rotation, rotation, rotation. | 1.5246 | 0.03590 | 427 | 267 | 96 | 64 |
175 | The developer was convicted of money laundering. | 1.5245 | 0.03454 | 429 | 260 | 113 | 56 |
176 | The President had these built so we could keep the whites and coloreds separate. | 1.5234 | 0.03704 | 428 | 276 | 80 | 72 |
177 | The interior is immaculate. | 1.5215 | 0.03339 | 418 | 245 | 128 | 45 |
178 | Rent is only eight quarters every fifteen minutes. | 1.5214 | 0.03428 | 420 | 252 | 117 | 51 |
179 | Heat and hot water included | 1.5186 | 0.03320 | 403 | 233 | 131 | 39 |
180 | The seller is quite firm, exact change only. | 1.5175 | 0.03521 | 400 | 242 | 109 | 49 |
181 | It was originally owned by the Kenmores. | 1.5174 | 0.03526 | 402 | 244 | 108 | 50 |
182 | The only downside for this property is that one has to open the windows from the outside. The upside is that the windows never have to be cleaned on the inside. | 1.5174 | 0.03862 | 402 | 264 | 68 | 70 |
183 | You will find the apartment clean and dry. | 1.5174 | 0.03418 | 402 | 238 | 120 | 44 |
184 | A front-loaded mortgage is available. | 1.5170 | 0.03712 | 383 | 238 | 92 | 53 |
185 | but the good thing is utilities are actually included! | 1.5164 | 0.03541 | 397 | 241 | 107 | 49 |
186 | This is for the buyer who doesn't want to get taken to the cleaners. | 1.5152 | 0.03580 | 394 | 241 | 103 | 50 |
187 | I couldn't find a side-by-side in your price range. | 1.5142 | 0.03702 | 387 | 242 | 91 | 54 |
188 | There's a lot of turnover. | 1.5141 | 0.03143 | 391 | 241 | 116 | 34 |
189 | Next on our tour is the Staten Island mansion of the Gambino family. | 1.5130 | 0.04089 | 386 | 264 | 46 | 76 |
190 | It’s the reason we call the neighborhood Kenmore Square. | 1.5126 | 0.03658 | 398 | 250 | 92 | 56 |
191 | Love the idea. So very efficient. But one on-top-of the other? We need more distancing! David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida | 1.5117 | 0.04229 | 383 | 270 | 30 | 83 |
192 | Please remove your shoes before entering, and count your socks upon exiting | 1.5108 | 0.03513 | 370 | 222 | 110 | 38 |
193 | We can iron out the details later. | 1.5108 | 0.03636 | 370 | 225 | 101 | 44 |
194 | This model comes complete with detergent and stain remover | 1.5106 | 0.04021 | 378 | 253 | 57 | 68 |
195 | You can just tumble out of bed in the morning. | 1.5106 | 0.03499 | 378 | 225 | 113 | 40 |
196 | That’s just the world trying to wash the stain of 2020 from the fabric of our collective memories | 1.5106 | 0.03897 | 378 | 246 | 71 | 61 |
197 | For a side-by-side, you'd have to move to the suburbs. | 1.5085 | 0.03672 | 354 | 214 | 100 | 40 |
198 | Its there because the Jolly Green Giant is a major investor in the LLP that owns the building. | 1.5082 | 0.04285 | 368 | 259 | 31 | 78 |
199 | And it’s squeaky clean | 1.5082 | 0.03809 | 368 | 233 | 83 | 52 |
200 | It’ll make more sense when the artist installs the letters t r u m p spinning in circles, going nowhere, doing nothing, taken to the cleaners... | 1.5081 | 0.03696 | 370 | 229 | 94 | 47 |
201 | Welcome to Washington. | 1.5069 | 0.04080 | 363 | 243 | 56 | 64 |
202 | This architect’s creative process being inspired by real life events at the turn of the decade was the apotheosis of her career. | 1.5069 | 0.04024 | 363 | 240 | 62 | 61 |
203 | These things tend to go in cycles. | 1.5056 | 0.03779 | 354 | 220 | 89 | 45 |
204 | The last tenants were a nice pair, but then one of them went missing. | 1.5056 | 0.03648 | 360 | 221 | 97 | 42 |
205 | Wanna take it for a spin? | 1.5055 | 0.03654 | 362 | 221 | 99 | 42 |
206 | It will be available for occupancy in seventeen minutes | 1.5055 | 0.03591 | 362 | 218 | 105 | 39 |
207 | Wait until you get a load of this. | 1.5055 | 0.03737 | 362 | 225 | 91 | 46 |
208 | And if you buy this unit, we'll throw in the towels. | 1.5055 | 0.03612 | 362 | 219 | 103 | 40 |
209 | The Sox family used to own it, but they mysteriously disappeared. | 1.5055 | 0.03838 | 362 | 230 | 81 | 51 |
210 | You're welcome to take it for a spin. | 1.5055 | 0.03172 | 362 | 229 | 102 | 31 |
211 | This place will make your head spin! | 1.5055 | 0.03654 | 362 | 221 | 99 | 42 |
212 | '...and right next door is Godliness.' | 1.5042 | 0.03729 | 355 | 223 | 87 | 45 |
213 | Unfortunately, the current owners will be taking the washer and dryer with them. | 1.5028 | 0.03963 | 352 | 228 | 71 | 53 |
214 | Yes, pets are allowed. But they don't like it. | 1.5028 | 0.03801 | 354 | 222 | 86 | 46 |
215 | Rent's $150 a month. Water bill $88,000 a year. | 1.5015 | 0.03843 | 333 | 206 | 87 | 40 |
216 | Used to be whites only, this neighbourhood’s come a long way. | 1.5014 | 0.03859 | 347 | 219 | 82 | 46 |
217 | Lint pickup is every Tuesday morning. | 1.5014 | 0.03749 | 347 | 214 | 92 | 41 |
218 | This new construction is known as the Liberal Irony House. The accessible design allows you to wash away every trace of that tweeting-Orange-Stain while also allowing you to continue whitewashing and gentrifying Harlem. Daily Kombucha delivery included. | 1.5014 | 0.04365 | 347 | 244 | 32 | 71 |
219 | The downside is that the monthly rent needs to be paid in quarters! | 1.5000 | 0.03682 | 344 | 209 | 98 | 37 |
220 | One, two, three—you’re clean! | 1.5000 | 0.04279 | 342 | 235 | 43 | 64 |
221 | The unit comes fully loaded. | 1.5000 | 0.03790 | 342 | 212 | 89 | 41 |
222 | It’s not ‘technically’ a Trump condo but it launders money just as well. | 1.5000 | 0.03923 | 342 | 218 | 77 | 47 |
223 | The beauty of this place is that the windows wash themselves. | 1.4985 | 0.03627 | 339 | 203 | 103 | 33 |
224 | This one is totally private, more modern, anyway they will be more focused on you being a bi-racial couple, probably won't even notice you are mermaids. | 1.4985 | 0.04369 | 339 | 237 | 35 | 67 |
225 | Unit A is ready for viewing; B still has a giant sock stuck to the ceiling. | 1.4985 | 0.03511 | 333 | 221 | 75 | 37 |
226 | If you want a side-by-side, you'll need to look in the suburbs. | 1.4970 | 0.03691 | 334 | 202 | 98 | 34 |
227 | All those missing socks have to live somewhere. | 1.4955 | 0.03764 | 331 | 203 | 92 | 36 |
228 | Full disclosure. No elevator and for some reason this is still rent controlled until 2525. | 1.4955 | 0.04308 | 331 | 227 | 44 | 60 |
229 | How about we take it for a spin? | 1.4955 | 0.03690 | 331 | 200 | 98 | 33 |
230 | Ironically, still no in-unit washer and dryer. | 1.4955 | 0.03640 | 331 | 198 | 102 | 31 |
231 | Rent is quarterly. | 1.4955 | 0.03884 | 331 | 210 | 79 | 42 |
232 | As you can see, the mayor is tough on crime but even tougher on stains. | 1.4955 | 0.04023 | 331 | 214 | 70 | 47 |
233 | Word is, the former tenants went down for money laundering. | 1.4955 | 0.03739 | 331 | 202 | 94 | 35 |
234 | I have to tell you there’s been a lot of turnover here. | 1.4939 | 0.03664 | 328 | 202 | 93 | 33 |
235 | Trust me, it's better than the oven across the street. | 1.4939 | 0.03862 | 328 | 205 | 84 | 39 |
236 | You know what we say in real estate, Rotation Rotation Rotation. | 1.4939 | 0.03789 | 328 | 202 | 90 | 36 |
237 | May I point out that these machines in this unit do not require coins to operate | 1.4939 | 0.04209 | 328 | 220 | 54 | 54 |
238 | The washer and dryer have a built-in apartment! | 1.4938 | 0.03873 | 324 | 202 | 84 | 38 |
239 | And the rooftop bar is called the Lint Trap. | 1.4936 | 0.03825 | 312 | 190 | 90 | 32 |
240 | You got change for a dolla? | 1.4922 | 0.04303 | 321 | 218 | 48 | 55 |
241 | And it's located in the heart of the Garment District. | 1.4921 | 0.03885 | 317 | 197 | 84 | 36 |
242 | So, would you like to take the place for a spin? | 1.4921 | 0.03860 | 317 | 196 | 86 | 35 |
243 | The listing DID mention the apartment-size washer and dryer? | 1.4906 | 0.04027 | 318 | 204 | 72 | 42 |
244 | CO-OP? No it’s COIN-OP. | 1.4906 | 0.03584 | 318 | 201 | 87 | 30 |
245 | And this unit is very easy to clean | 1.4906 | 0.03693 | 318 | 191 | 98 | 29 |
246 | This is the neighborhood church | 1.4906 | 0.04404 | 318 | 220 | 40 | 58 |
247 | ... and now let's say you have some income that you can't declare, these added-value units offer... | 1.4905 | 0.04311 | 316 | 214 | 49 | 53 |
248 | And best of all, views of the water from every room! | 1.4904 | 0.03958 | 312 | 196 | 79 | 37 |
249 | And mornings, you can just tumble out of bed. | 1.4904 | 0.03798 | 312 | 190 | 91 | 31 |
250 | Don't worry, you're not the first to assume "Unit in Washer Dryer" was a typo. | 1.4889 | 0.03851 | 315 | 195 | 86 | 34 |
251 | You can't find a cleaner house than this! Would you like to put in an offer now? | 1.4872 | 0.04282 | 312 | 210 | 52 | 50 |
252 | It comes with one sock. | 1.4851 | 0.03632 | 303 | 198 | 75 | 30 |
253 | Did I mention you can pay the rent in quarters? | 1.4851 | 0.04017 | 303 | 192 | 75 | 36 |
254 | Yes, water and electric are included. | 1.4851 | 0.03907 | 303 | 188 | 83 | 32 |
255 | It has three bedrooms and a spacious lint trap. | 1.4815 | 0.03993 | 297 | 187 | 77 | 33 |
256 | This one's in the garment district. | 1.4815 | 0.03993 | 297 | 187 | 77 | 33 |
257 | Washer-dryer units very rarely come on the market in New York. | 1.4815 | 0.03906 | 297 | 184 | 83 | 30 |
258 | That’s our extra-clean, “pandemic” townhouse. | 1.4810 | 0.04359 | 289 | 193 | 53 | 43 |
259 | Before we go in, is that sweater pre-shrunk? | 1.4807 | 0.03994 | 285 | 177 | 79 | 29 |
260 | You can enter with a key or four quarters. | 1.4795 | 0.03864 | 292 | 179 | 86 | 27 |
261 | Unfortunately the owners are taking the appliances with them | 1.4795 | 0.04214 | 292 | 191 | 62 | 39 |
262 | Just wait til you see the toilet. | 1.4795 | 0.04324 | 292 | 195 | 54 | 43 |
263 | Some say the previous owners were involved in a laundering sheme. | 1.4795 | 0.03864 | 292 | 179 | 86 | 27 |
264 | On the smaller side, yes, but the fish eye lens effect from the floor-to-ceiling window will really expand your shelter in place view of the outside world during the next pandemic | 1.4795 | 0.04511 | 292 | 202 | 40 | 50 |
265 | This unit has a shorter lease: typically around 45 minutes. | 1.4793 | 0.03883 | 290 | 178 | 85 | 27 |
266 | It was his Maytag Period. | 1.4792 | 0.03808 | 288 | 174 | 90 | 24 |
267 | Both units come fully loaded. | 1.4774 | 0.03785 | 287 | 173 | 91 | 23 |
268 | Oh, there's a terrific heating system. And it's a DRY heat. | 1.4774 | 0.03849 | 287 | 175 | 87 | 25 |
269 | The Maytags had a great sense of humor in designing their townhome. | 1.4772 | 0.03804 | 285 | 172 | 90 | 23 |
270 | Much more efficient use of space than a side by side. | 1.4772 | 0.04461 | 285 | 194 | 46 | 45 |
271 | Rent payments are due every 40 minutes | 1.4772 | 0.04146 | 285 | 183 | 68 | 34 |
272 | The seller is highly motivated and is only asking a million quarters. | 1.4772 | 0.04205 | 285 | 185 | 64 | 36 |
273 | This lovely unit just went coin-op last month. | 1.4772 | 0.03994 | 285 | 178 | 78 | 29 |
274 | This lovely washer/dryer unit includes a brand new apartment. | 1.4772 | 0.04146 | 285 | 183 | 68 | 34 |
275 | The last tenants left it spotless. | 1.4770 | 0.03983 | 283 | 176 | 79 | 28 |
276 | We would prefer the down payment in cash, but quarters are fine, too. | 1.4750 | 0.04231 | 280 | 182 | 63 | 35 |
277 | It's the latest in virus-free living. We think it will be an easy sell. | 1.4750 | 0.04108 | 280 | 178 | 71 | 31 |
278 | You see the owner here prefers to separate the whites and the ...oh, forget I said that. | 1.4750 | 0.04200 | 280 | 181 | 65 | 34 |
279 | I think you’ll find the upstairs apartment is a little dryer. | 1.4750 | 0.04077 | 280 | 177 | 73 | 30 |
280 | On the plus side, you won't notice the vibrations from the subway. | 1.4750 | 0.04077 | 280 | 177 | 73 | 30 |
281 | This is one of the cleaner houses in the neighborhood. | 1.4731 | 0.03959 | 279 | 173 | 80 | 26 |
282 | And this is a two-story, high-efficiency unit. | 1.4731 | 0.03893 | 279 | 171 | 84 | 24 |
283 | These are not two dishwashers, oil on canvas , René Magritte . | 1.4731 | 0.04535 | 279 | 192 | 42 | 45 |
284 | Some folks launder their money through real estate. | 1.4727 | 0.04098 | 275 | 174 | 72 | 29 |
285 | The catch is you have to pay your rent in quarters. | 1.4727 | 0.04098 | 275 | 174 | 72 | 29 |
286 | The turnover in these new units is faster than expected | 1.4727 | 0.03830 | 275 | 166 | 88 | 21 |
287 | The architect went round and round with the zoning committee... | 1.4708 | 0.04173 | 274 | 176 | 67 | 31 |
288 | There’s no sauna, but there is a Whirlpool. | 1.4708 | 0.04173 | 274 | 176 | 67 | 31 |
289 | Here in Washington 'spin cycle' isn't just a phrase! | 1.4704 | 0.04283 | 270 | 176 | 61 | 33 |
290 | the last tenant left their forwarding info, should any socks turn up | 1.4698 | 0.04443 | 232 | 147 | 61 | 24 |
291 | Each Washer and Dryer unit has access to a shared apartment in the basement of the building! | 1.4686 | 0.04108 | 271 | 172 | 71 | 28 |
292 | Each level has its advantages, but overall, it's a wash. | 1.4684 | 0.04295 | 269 | 176 | 60 | 33 |
293 | Do you like it better than the shoe I showed you yesterday? | 1.4679 | 0.04210 | 265 | 170 | 66 | 29 |
294 | The previous owners, The Maytags, had a tendency to agitate their neighbors. | 1.4679 | 0.04210 | 265 | 170 | 66 | 29 |
295 | Why don't you take it for a spin? | 1.4659 | 0.04117 | 264 | 167 | 71 | 26 |
296 | The bottom unit was just sold to a newly single sock. | 1.4659 | 0.04453 | 264 | 177 | 51 | 36 |
297 | So, ready for a spin? | 1.4654 | 0.04472 | 260 | 174 | 51 | 35 |
298 | We mix whites and colors in this neighborhood. | 1.4654 | 0.04268 | 260 | 168 | 63 | 29 |
299 | It also comes in avocado green. | 1.4651 | 0.04397 | 258 | 170 | 56 | 32 |
300 | Yes, that is the Godliness Townhouse next door. | 1.4651 | 0.04431 | 258 | 171 | 54 | 33 |
301 | Don’t worry. Every unit is lint-controlled. | 1.4651 | 0.04257 | 258 | 166 | 64 | 28 |
302 | It's a quiet neighborhood, except during the spin cycle. | 1.4651 | 0.04186 | 258 | 164 | 68 | 26 |
303 | You should see the fridge. | 1.4651 | 0.04257 | 258 | 166 | 64 | 28 |
304 | And for those who like to keep whites separate... | 1.4651 | 0.04328 | 258 | 168 | 60 | 30 |
305 | One caveat on the rent: the landlord only accepts quarters. | 1.4651 | 0.04397 | 258 | 170 | 56 | 32 |
306 | ...it was his post-Presidency dream...everything is separated by color and you can't help but ingest a little bleach. | 1.4651 | 0.04431 | 258 | 171 | 54 | 33 |
307 | As you can see it has a walk-in washer and dryer. | 1.4648 | 0.04136 | 256 | 161 | 71 | 24 |
308 | Would you like to give it a whirl | 1.4642 | 0.04070 | 265 | 167 | 73 | 25 |
309 | No, it doesn't come with an apartment. | 1.4630 | 0.04087 | 257 | 180 | 48 | 29 |
310 | Most luxury housing in New York is for laundering money. They decided to be up front about it. | 1.4630 | 0.04374 | 257 | 169 | 57 | 31 |
311 | And the neighbor in this unit is a sock, super quiet, keeps to himself, recently separated. | 1.4630 | 0.04477 | 257 | 172 | 51 | 34 |
312 | The downside is the water bill. | 1.4627 | 0.04257 | 255 | 164 | 64 | 27 |
313 | Want to take it for a spin? | 1.4625 | 0.04426 | 253 | 167 | 55 | 31 |
314 | And evicting tenants is a breeze! | 1.4625 | 0.04531 | 253 | 170 | 49 | 34 |
315 | Here's where our Maytag repairman lives. | 1.4625 | 0.04133 | 253 | 159 | 71 | 23 |
316 | We'll need to iron out the details before closing. | 1.4625 | 0.03978 | 253 | 155 | 79 | 19 |
317 | It's the perfect place to make a clean start. | 1.4625 | 0.04171 | 253 | 160 | 69 | 24 |
318 | There is a spectacular view after the rinse cycle! | 1.4625 | 0.04245 | 253 | 162 | 65 | 26 |
319 | Ironically, the previous owner went to prison for money laundering. | 1.4625 | 0.04318 | 253 | 164 | 61 | 28 |
320 | This place runs hot and cold but generally it’s loads of fun to live here. | 1.4625 | 0.03734 | 253 | 167 | 66 | 20 |
321 | this is actually owned by Trump Inc. That explains the constant spin cycle. | 1.4625 | 0.04426 | 253 | 167 | 55 | 31 |
322 | It’s the right time in the cycle to buy | 1.4608 | 0.04524 | 217 | 138 | 58 | 21 |
323 | You know what they say...rotation, rotation, rotation | 1.4603 | 0.04474 | 252 | 168 | 52 | 32 |
324 | You come out smelling great! Theoni Moschetti Boulder, CO | 1.4603 | 0.04880 | 252 | 180 | 28 | 44 |
325 | And this rental also comes with an apartment hookup. | 1.4603 | 0.04544 | 252 | 170 | 48 | 34 |
326 | No, but there's a laundromat just down the block. | 1.4603 | 0.04144 | 252 | 159 | 70 | 23 |
327 | This was how the Garment District got its name. | 1.4603 | 0.04257 | 252 | 162 | 64 | 26 |
328 | This fully converted industrial washer/dryer unit comes with an open floor plan and tons of natural light. | 1.4603 | 0.04579 | 252 | 171 | 46 | 35 |
329 | Most of the neighborhood is peaceful, but we do have a couple of agitators. | 1.4597 | 0.04073 | 248 | 154 | 74 | 20 |
330 | You'll be glad to know that the owner has recently switched to disposable diapers. | 1.4597 | 0.04455 | 248 | 164 | 54 | 30 |
331 | There's no maintenance fee, but we recommend purchasing the extended warranty. | 1.4597 | 0.04152 | 248 | 156 | 70 | 22 |
332 | ...and the rent is reasonable at $2 for every 30 minutes! | 1.4585 | 0.04389 | 253 | 167 | 56 | 30 |
333 | It's a new spin on a duplex. | 1.4575 | 0.04202 | 247 | 157 | 67 | 23 |
334 | These units see a lot of turnover. | 1.4575 | 0.04123 | 247 | 155 | 71 | 21 |
335 | I know it's compact, but cleaning is a snap! | 1.4575 | 0.04577 | 247 | 167 | 47 | 33 |
336 | This model has held its value through multiple cycles. | 1.4575 | 0.04083 | 247 | 154 | 73 | 20 |
337 | Financing options include quarterly payments. | 1.4575 | 0.04318 | 247 | 160 | 61 | 26 |
338 | Shall we take it for a spin? | 1.4568 | 0.04447 | 243 | 160 | 55 | 28 |
339 | Yes, but it's a dry heat! | 1.4568 | 0.04291 | 243 | 156 | 63 | 24 |
340 | Comes with an in-unit apartment. | 1.4568 | 0.04252 | 243 | 155 | 65 | 23 |
341 | You'll just need to interview with the ironing board. | 1.4568 | 0.04171 | 243 | 153 | 69 | 21 |
342 | The last landlord was booked for money laundering | 1.4568 | 0.04560 | 243 | 163 | 49 | 31 |
343 | Rent is only accepted in quarters | 1.4568 | 0.04211 | 243 | 154 | 67 | 22 |
344 | It's a dryer's market. | 1.4558 | 0.05648 | 147 | 96 | 35 | 16 |
345 | I can show you another unit that enters from the top. | 1.4538 | 0.03766 | 238 | 159 | 62 | 17 |
346 | And you’re just minutes from the bleach. | 1.4525 | 0.04597 | 221 | 145 | 52 | 24 |
347 | Kitchen, bathroom, and living room are all off site. | 1.4518 | 0.04536 | 228 | 150 | 53 | 25 |
348 | The water bill might be slightly higher than you're used to. | 1.4518 | 0.04450 | 228 | 148 | 57 | 23 |
349 | Well...no, but there's a clothesline in the back. | 1.4518 | 0.04620 | 228 | 152 | 49 | 27 |
350 | And in the basement we have a bed and bath that everyone in the building shares. | 1.4518 | 0.04406 | 228 | 147 | 59 | 22 |
351 | The sellers are motivated: they’re running out of quarters. | 1.4515 | 0.04285 | 237 | 152 | 63 | 22 |
352 | Now, I will say up front, there’s no dishwasher. | 1.4511 | 0.04094 | 235 | 146 | 72 | 17 |
353 | Just to let you know, you pay the rent quarterly. | 1.4506 | 0.04463 | 233 | 153 | 55 | 25 |
354 | They’re a bit pricey but the apartment is included | 1.4506 | 0.04463 | 233 | 153 | 55 | 25 |
355 | Don’t worry we don’t sort by color | 1.4506 | 0.04337 | 233 | 150 | 61 | 22 |
356 | Great price for the square footage if you don’t mind the neighbors seeing your dirty laundry. | 1.4502 | 0.04574 | 231 | 154 | 50 | 27 |
357 | And it's easy to keep clean. | 1.4487 | 0.04407 | 234 | 153 | 57 | 24 |
358 | It may not make sense now - but, when you have kids...... | 1.4478 | 0.04376 | 230 | 149 | 59 | 22 |
359 | Yes, this unit comes with its own apartment! | 1.4478 | 0.04333 | 230 | 148 | 61 | 21 |
360 | It’s a safe neighborhood but I’m legally obligated to inform you that multiple socks have been reported missing from this address. | 1.4478 | 0.04333 | 230 | 148 | 61 | 21 |
361 | It was built by Fred Trump to separate the whites from the coloreds. | 1.4478 | 0.04505 | 230 | 152 | 53 | 25 |
362 | Rent is 6,000 quarters a month. | 1.4478 | 0.04398 | 230 | 155 | 50 | 25 |
363 | There’s already an offer on it, but I think they’ll fold. | 1.4478 | 0.04289 | 230 | 147 | 63 | 20 |
364 | It's surprisingly affordable but you have to pay in quarters. | 1.4478 | 0.04419 | 230 | 150 | 57 | 23 |
365 | And as you can see the "washer and dryer is unit" was not a typo. | 1.4478 | 0.04505 | 230 | 152 | 53 | 25 |
366 | If you'd prefer, I have a nice top-loading unit down the street. | 1.4474 | 0.04360 | 228 | 147 | 60 | 21 |
367 | It's available in about eight minutes. | 1.4474 | 0.04179 | 228 | 143 | 68 | 17 |
368 | It's been designated an historic building. The Maytag Repairman lived there for 30 years. | 1.4469 | 0.04432 | 226 | 147 | 57 | 22 |
369 | And the best part is,it has an apartment. | 1.4469 | 0.04342 | 226 | 145 | 61 | 20 |
370 | Look on the bright side, Avon will never come calling. | 1.4469 | 0.05054 | 226 | 162 | 27 | 37 |
371 | And there's a coin operated apartment in the basement. | 1.4469 | 0.04606 | 226 | 151 | 49 | 26 |
372 | All of our laundry units come with their own apartment. | 1.4469 | 0.04296 | 226 | 144 | 63 | 19 |
373 | We'll just have to wait an extra minute until the door unlocks | 1.4469 | 0.04519 | 226 | 149 | 53 | 24 |
374 | I trust you aren't one of those 'dry clean only' couples? | 1.4439 | 0.04289 | 223 | 147 | 56 | 20 |
375 | The views from inside will make your head spin | 1.4434 | 0.04219 | 221 | 141 | 63 | 17 |
376 | The only drawback is there is no laundry room. | 1.4434 | 0.04547 | 221 | 146 | 52 | 23 |
377 | The first floor is prone to flooding and it gets quite hot upstairs.” | 1.4429 | 0.04713 | 219 | 148 | 45 | 26 |
378 | It's based on the design of a famous Cayman Island Bank. | 1.4429 | 0.04757 | 219 | 149 | 43 | 27 |
379 | I know it's an unusual design. The architect was a guy named Maytag. | 1.4429 | 0.04391 | 219 | 141 | 59 | 19 |
380 | Well, it beats injecting yourself with disinfectant. | 1.4429 | 0.04757 | 219 | 149 | 43 | 27 |
381 | That's right. It takes 4 quarters to unlock the door. | 1.4429 | 0.04532 | 219 | 144 | 53 | 22 |
382 | The only drawback is that the rent has to be paid in quarters. | 1.4429 | 0.04343 | 219 | 140 | 61 | 18 |
383 | Not only is it one of the safest neighborhoods in the city, but it is also one of the cleanest. | 1.4429 | 0.03719 | 219 | 150 | 54 | 15 |
384 | I think we're about to see another housing bubble. | 1.4429 | 0.04887 | 219 | 152 | 37 | 30 |
385 | The apartment is in the basement. | 1.4429 | 0.04532 | 219 | 144 | 53 | 22 |
386 | So you said that having a washer and dryer was #1 on your list.. | 1.4429 | 0.04391 | 219 | 141 | 59 | 19 |
387 | You did say the only thing that mattered was location. | 1.4398 | 0.04432 | 216 | 140 | 57 | 19 |
388 | This used to be whites only. | 1.4398 | 0.04938 | 216 | 151 | 35 | 30 |
389 | Take it for a spin. | 1.4398 | 0.04233 | 216 | 136 | 65 | 15 |
390 | It’s a great location but you’ll lose a lot of socks. | 1.4398 | 0.04669 | 216 | 145 | 47 | 24 |
391 | No, no wood-burning fire place, but it does have a lint trap. | 1.4398 | 0.04130 | 216 | 142 | 59 | 15 |
392 | And this property just came on the market for 4.8 million quarters. | 1.4398 | 0.04669 | 216 | 145 | 47 | 24 |
393 | You may find that the occasional sock goes missing. | 1.4398 | 0.04233 | 216 | 136 | 65 | 15 |
394 | Unfortunately, a washer is not included in the amenities. | 1.4398 | 0.05024 | 216 | 153 | 31 | 32 |
395 | This historic property was once owned by a famous agitator. | 1.4398 | 0.04669 | 216 | 145 | 47 | 24 |
396 | The perfect home if you are looking for a clean start | 1.4398 | 0.04383 | 216 | 139 | 59 | 18 |
397 | A two load walkup | 1.4393 | 0.05017 | 214 | 151 | 32 | 31 |
398 | The seller’s motivated. He’s lost too many socks. | 1.4393 | 0.04793 | 214 | 146 | 42 | 26 |
399 | Just to clarify: the ad said 'washer & dryer unit' not washer and dryer IN unit. | 1.4384 | 0.04632 | 203 | 133 | 51 | 19 |
400 | It's exactly what you wanted: Big windows, open concept, and easy to clean. | 1.4381 | 0.04521 | 210 | 140 | 51 | 19 |
401 | The place practically cleans itself. | 1.4378 | 0.04416 | 217 | 141 | 57 | 19 |
402 | And it’s a steal at five million quarters. | 1.4354 | 0.04684 | 209 | 140 | 47 | 22 |
403 | And you're allowed to install an apartment. | 1.4354 | 0.04483 | 209 | 136 | 55 | 18 |
404 | It's all done with mirrors you see. | 1.4354 | 0.05016 | 209 | 147 | 33 | 29 |
405 | ...and there’s a community apartment conveniently located in the basement. | 1.4354 | 0.04432 | 209 | 135 | 57 | 17 |
406 | It used to be a Deutsche Bank branch. | 1.4354 | 0.04923 | 209 | 145 | 37 | 27 |
407 | And the rent is only 75 cents per fifteen minutes! | 1.4348 | 0.04616 | 207 | 140 | 46 | 21 |
408 | Both units are vent controlled. | 1.4348 | 0.04461 | 207 | 134 | 56 | 17 |
409 | You're right, sir! Amazing, most men don't recognize this facade! | 1.4314 | 0.04714 | 204 | 137 | 46 | 21 |
410 | The asking price is only $1.2 million, but you have to pay in quarters. | 1.4314 | 0.04558 | 204 | 134 | 52 | 18 |
411 | And this apartment practically cleans itself! | 1.4314 | 0.04611 | 204 | 135 | 50 | 19 |
412 | The rent has to be paid quarterly. | 1.4314 | 0.04505 | 204 | 133 | 54 | 17 |
413 | The rent is due quarterly | 1.4314 | 0.04816 | 204 | 139 | 42 | 23 |
414 | Actually, no. But there is a convenient laundromat around the corner. | 1.4307 | 0.04643 | 202 | 134 | 49 | 19 |
415 | I've got a prewar top load around the corner if you are looking less modern. | 1.4307 | 0.04536 | 202 | 134 | 50 | 18 |
416 | And this one is 5.6 million quarters. | 1.4307 | 0.04800 | 202 | 137 | 43 | 22 |
417 | Great neighborhood, good schools, close to transit, and self cleaning. | 1.4307 | 0.04951 | 202 | 140 | 37 | 25 |
418 | And here's the perfect unit to ensure college age children return home on weekends. | 1.4307 | 0.04370 | 202 | 129 | 59 | 14 |
419 | ...used to be an Apple store, but then LG bought it... | 1.4300 | 0.04676 | 200 | 135 | 45 | 20 |
420 | The first year is lint free! | 1.4300 | 0.04676 | 200 | 133 | 48 | 19 |
421 | Empty your pockets and let’s take a look inside. | 1.4300 | 0.04567 | 200 | 131 | 52 | 17 |
422 | It’s a two story wash up | 1.4293 | 0.04486 | 198 | 135 | 45 | 18 |
423 | „So this is one of the new COVID-19 safety buildings. Kills 99% of the germs.“ | 1.4286 | 0.05185 | 182 | 126 | 34 | 22 |
424 | We found that washing hands just isn’t enough | 1.4278 | 0.04490 | 194 | 131 | 46 | 17 |
425 | Technically this counts as Water Front Property. | 1.4271 | 0.04525 | 199 | 130 | 53 | 16 |
426 | It's clean living! | 1.4271 | 0.05005 | 199 | 139 | 35 | 25 |
427 | Ironically, there is no washer-dryer included with this unit. | 1.4271 | 0.05005 | 199 | 139 | 35 | 25 |
428 | Gas, water, electric, and detergent are all included in the lease. | 1.4271 | 0.04114 | 199 | 132 | 54 | 13 |
429 | It's a washer-dryer unit. The apartment is built in. | 1.4271 | 0.04581 | 199 | 131 | 51 | 17 |
430 | Believe it or not, this beauty is rent stabilized at just 16,000 quarters per month. | 1.4271 | 0.04469 | 199 | 129 | 55 | 15 |
431 | That one is made in China | 1.4271 | 0.05252 | 199 | 144 | 25 | 30 |
432 | I don't know why people are saying these new Trump properties are just a front for money laundering. | 1.4271 | 0.04691 | 199 | 133 | 47 | 19 |
433 | The only drawback is having to pay your rent in all quarters. | 1.4264 | 0.04324 | 197 | 125 | 60 | 12 |
434 | Apparently the only reason they’re selling is because they kept losing half of their socks. | 1.4264 | 0.04500 | 197 | 134 | 45 | 18 |
435 | You said you had teenage boys. | 1.4264 | 0.04779 | 197 | 133 | 44 | 20 |
436 | Hard to believe, I know--and the utilities rock. | 1.4264 | 0.04886 | 197 | 135 | 40 | 22 |
437 | The previous owners loved this place but unfortunately they're doing 8-10 for money laundering. | 1.4264 | 0.05043 | 197 | 138 | 34 | 25 |
438 | The current owner is the equipment manager for the NY Jets. | 1.4264 | 0.04991 | 197 | 137 | 36 | 24 |
439 | The only complaint the seller has is that he occasionally loses a sock. | 1.4249 | 0.04504 | 193 | 125 | 54 | 14 |
440 | The seller just got an offer ten thousand quarters over asking. | 1.4249 | 0.04443 | 193 | 124 | 56 | 13 |
441 | I know this unit is quite contemporary, but don’t let that be a detergent. | 1.4249 | 0.04563 | 193 | 133 | 43 | 17 |
442 | It's an architectural statement on the true use of Trump properties. | 1.4235 | 0.04794 | 196 | 133 | 43 | 20 |
443 | This architect went on to build the 20-story Frigidaire downtown. | 1.4225 | 0.04663 | 187 | 123 | 49 | 15 |
444 | ...oh, and your new neighbors are the Maytags and the Kenmores. They're quiet, efficient and neat. | 1.4219 | 0.04810 | 192 | 130 | 43 | 19 |
445 | This is a pre-Fab building. | 1.4219 | 0.04810 | 192 | 130 | 43 | 19 |
446 | Unfortunately, heat and hot water are not included. | 1.4219 | 0.04810 | 192 | 130 | 43 | 19 |
447 | The old name is "duplex", we prefer "stackables" | 1.4219 | 0.04752 | 192 | 129 | 45 | 18 |
448 | The only wrinkle is the water bill. | 1.4219 | 0.04139 | 192 | 126 | 55 | 11 |
449 | It's not a Coop. It's a Westinghouse. | 1.4219 | 0.04810 | 192 | 134 | 37 | 21 |
450 | Just make sure the family is evenly distributed. | 1.4219 | 0.04517 | 192 | 125 | 53 | 14 |
451 | It's a washer/dryer, see the difference. | 1.4219 | 0.05347 | 192 | 140 | 23 | 29 |
452 | It's a cleaner-upper | 1.4219 | 0.04577 | 192 | 126 | 51 | 15 |
453 | No, on the phone I said the unit is “coin-op,” not “co-op” | 1.4219 | 0.04517 | 192 | 125 | 53 | 14 |
454 | Well, we've had some flooding in the lower unit, but the upper is quite dry. | 1.4219 | 0.04517 | 192 | 125 | 53 | 14 |
455 | Bauhaus. | 1.4211 | 0.05232 | 190 | 136 | 28 | 26 |
456 | The architect's last name is Maytag. | 1.4211 | 0.05070 | 190 | 133 | 34 | 23 |
457 | I think it's just the right time in the cycle to buy. | 1.4211 | 0.04549 | 190 | 124 | 52 | 14 |
458 | Really the only downside I can think of would be the water bill. | 1.4211 | 0.04670 | 190 | 126 | 48 | 16 |
459 | Don't you just love the Garment District? | 1.4211 | 0.04425 | 190 | 128 | 49 | 13 |
460 | ....and this two story washer&dryer come with an in-unit apartment. | 1.4211 | 0.04959 | 190 | 131 | 38 | 21 |
461 | The previous owner was a campaign media consultant. | 1.4211 | 0.05285 | 190 | 137 | 26 | 27 |
462 | it's called a 2 story washup | 1.4211 | 0.04788 | 190 | 128 | 44 | 18 |
463 | They were formerly owned by a couple of agitators. | 1.4211 | 0.04846 | 190 | 129 | 42 | 19 |
464 | Like the description said. Post-modern exterior. Very clean interior. | 1.4202 | 0.04704 | 188 | 125 | 47 | 16 |
465 | Think of it as Hokusai's Great Wave off Kanagawa as an exciting water park ride on both floors, or, an hour of heavy traffic and the long line at the Met and you can see the original, as static boring wood block print. | 1.4202 | 0.05589 | 188 | 141 | 15 | 32 |
466 | This is where Mr. Trump puts a lot of his money. | 1.4202 | 0.05054 | 188 | 131 | 35 | 22 |
467 | Actually, no, the unit doesn’t come with a washer/dryer | 1.4202 | 0.04704 | 188 | 125 | 47 | 16 |
468 | And to the left you will see one of our resident's best creations: a human-sized washing machine that sprays you down with alcohol gel every time you walk back into the building. Covid-19 is real, y'all. | 1.4202 | 0.05639 | 188 | 142 | 13 | 33 |
469 | No spin cycle after ten | 1.4202 | 0.04055 | 188 | 131 | 45 | 12 |
470 | They want the first and last month's rent in quarters. | 1.4197 | 0.04956 | 193 | 134 | 37 | 22 |
471 | It's a self cleaning apartment | 1.4194 | 0.04739 | 186 | 124 | 46 | 16 |
472 | The previous tenant was arrested for laundering. | 1.4194 | 0.04552 | 186 | 121 | 52 | 13 |
473 | Yeah, but between the water bill and the view, it's a wash. | 1.4194 | 0.04860 | 186 | 126 | 42 | 18 |
474 | pandemic housing....sanitize and disinfect in the comfort of your home | 1.4194 | 0.04979 | 186 | 128 | 38 | 20 |
475 | Naturally, there’s a laundry list of options available in our newest models. | 1.4194 | 0.04678 | 186 | 128 | 40 | 18 |
476 | And, most importantly, hours of fascinating entertainment for the cat. | 1.4194 | 0.04920 | 186 | 127 | 40 | 19 |
477 | If this doesn't appeal, we have a side by side over on Lex. | 1.4194 | 0.04800 | 186 | 125 | 44 | 17 |
478 | The rent is only 50,000 quarters a month. | 1.4194 | 0.04920 | 186 | 127 | 40 | 19 |
479 | This unit is loaded." | 1.4194 | 0.04979 | 186 | 128 | 38 | 20 |
480 | You'd think so, but no, it's actually down the hall. | 1.4194 | 0.04678 | 186 | 123 | 48 | 15 |
481 | Full disclosure, the water bill is enormous. | 1.4194 | 0.04422 | 186 | 119 | 56 | 11 |
482 | These are for couples who are looking for a clean start. | 1.4194 | 0.04678 | 186 | 123 | 48 | 15 |
483 | The architect was after a clean look | 1.4188 | 0.04938 | 191 | 132 | 38 | 21 |
484 | We’re trying to clean up the neighborhood and well... form follows function | 1.4176 | 0.03666 | 182 | 129 | 43 | 10 |
485 | Ready to move in. Just empty your pockets first. | 1.4171 | 0.04780 | 187 | 126 | 44 | 17 |
486 | I know you'll love this one, but let's go. inside and I'll take you for a spin. | 1.4171 | 0.04469 | 187 | 121 | 54 | 12 |
487 | Make sure there is no Kleenex in your pocket before you go in. | 1.4171 | 0.04899 | 187 | 128 | 40 | 19 |
488 | It’s a washer\dryer with in-unit apartment. | 1.4171 | 0.04840 | 187 | 127 | 42 | 18 |
489 | ‘Every tenant puts a different spin on this place.’ | 1.4162 | 0.04629 | 185 | 122 | 49 | 14 |
490 | It makes house cleaning a breeze. | 1.4162 | 0.04816 | 185 | 125 | 43 | 17 |
491 | If you don't like Washington Heights, there's always Flushing Meadows. | 1.4162 | 0.04877 | 185 | 126 | 41 | 18 |
492 | The architect? Kenmore. | 1.4162 | 0.04816 | 185 | 125 | 43 | 17 |
493 | You would think! But there is a laundromat down the street. | 1.4162 | 0.04755 | 185 | 124 | 45 | 16 |
494 | Someone is going to snap this up and convert the top floor into a dryer. | 1.4162 | 0.04877 | 185 | 126 | 41 | 18 |
495 | Yes, it comes with an apartment. | 1.4162 | 0.04435 | 185 | 119 | 55 | 11 |
496 | It's a new architectural movement called Westinghaus. | 1.4162 | 0.04816 | 185 | 131 | 36 | 18 |
497 | The architect disabled spin cycle during the conversion for safety but kept the bubble maker to maintain its authenticity. | 1.4162 | 0.05392 | 185 | 135 | 23 | 27 |
498 | You'll find the upper floors are dryer. | 1.4162 | 0.04755 | 185 | 124 | 45 | 16 |
499 | Top unit includes heat, bottom unit includes water. | 1.4162 | 0.04501 | 185 | 120 | 53 | 12 |
500 | DROP IT OFF PICK IT UP ONLY ONCE EVERY MONTH OR TWO OR THREE OR...NOT? | 1.4162 | 0.05657 | 185 | 140 | 13 | 32 |
501 | And if you ever get behind on the mortgage, you can always take in laundry. | 1.4162 | 0.04692 | 185 | 123 | 47 | 15 |
502 | No, sorry, but there is a laundromat just two blocks over. | 1.4162 | 0.04996 | 185 | 128 | 37 | 20 |
503 | ...and with convenient access to the Flatiron District. | 1.4162 | 0.04368 | 185 | 118 | 57 | 10 |
504 | We need the security deposit in quarters | 1.4162 | 0.04996 | 185 | 128 | 37 | 20 |
505 | Just wait til you see the amenities | 1.4162 | 0.05392 | 185 | 135 | 23 | 27 |
506 | No, but there's a laundromat right down the street. | 1.4153 | 0.04791 | 183 | 123 | 44 | 16 |
507 | Long story short, this is how Washing Ton Heights got its name. | 1.4153 | 0.04914 | 183 | 125 | 40 | 18 |
508 | The apartment has no bathtub or shower but the gentle cycle will get you just as clean and the kids will love it. | 1.4153 | 0.05381 | 183 | 133 | 24 | 26 |
509 | And for these two units, your rent is charged by the minute, and payable in quarters | 1.4144 | 0.04953 | 181 | 124 | 39 | 18 |
510 | It's two bedrooms, two baths, five cycles | 1.4144 | 0.04566 | 181 | 120 | 48 | 13 |
511 | This is a great option for a fresh start. | 1.4144 | 0.05075 | 181 | 126 | 35 | 20 |
512 | This place is a steal right now because of the coin shortage. | 1.4144 | 0.04498 | 181 | 123 | 45 | 13 |
513 | Wait 'til you get a load of this one. | 1.4144 | 0.04827 | 181 | 122 | 43 | 16 |
514 | I know you were looking for a side by side, but the price is great. | 1.4144 | 0.04827 | 181 | 122 | 43 | 16 |
515 | And you get to keep the single socks. | 1.4140 | 0.04795 | 186 | 126 | 43 | 17 |
516 | No, sorry, no available side by sides in this neighborhood. | 1.4134 | 0.04734 | 179 | 119 | 46 | 14 |
517 | You can relax. Trump's the owner so they don't actually do anything. | 1.4130 | 0.05187 | 184 | 131 | 30 | 23 |
518 | There’s not a lot of space, but at least it’s easy to clean. | 1.4130 | 0.04172 | 184 | 124 | 49 | 11 |
519 | The sellers are underwater. | 1.4111 | 0.05154 | 180 | 127 | 32 | 21 |
520 | The top level's a bit more expensive but either way it's a wash. | 1.4111 | 0.04843 | 180 | 122 | 42 | 16 |
521 | The neighborhood is being Detergentrified | 1.4111 | 0.04580 | 180 | 118 | 50 | 12 |
522 | It’s really the latest in clean living | 1.4111 | 0.05214 | 180 | 128 | 30 | 22 |
523 | Sadly, they do NOT come with laundry facilities. Why do you ask? | 1.4104 | 0.04982 | 173 | 118 | 39 | 16 |
524 | There's a twenty dollar charge to dispose of your old apartment. | 1.4091 | 0.05362 | 176 | 127 | 26 | 23 |
525 | Do you want to take it for a spin? | 1.4091 | 0.04853 | 176 | 119 | 42 | 15 |
526 | No, utilities are not included. | 1.4091 | 0.04985 | 176 | 121 | 38 | 17 |
527 | This one may be available soon - we're just waiting for the last tenant to remove their belongings. | 1.4091 | 0.04578 | 176 | 115 | 50 | 11 |
528 | Would you like to take a spin? | 1.4091 | 0.04506 | 176 | 116 | 49 | 11 |
529 | Its only downside being you gotta pay the rent in quarters. | 1.4091 | 0.04853 | 176 | 119 | 42 | 15 |
530 | It was formerly occupied by Deutsche Bank,but they abandoned it in 2016. | 1.4091 | 0.05177 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
531 | Rent is payable in quarters. | 1.4091 | 0.05050 | 176 | 122 | 36 | 18 |
532 | It's not spacious but it's super, super clean. | 1.4091 | 0.04853 | 176 | 119 | 42 | 15 |
533 | This washer/dryer actually comes with an apartment. | 1.4091 | 0.05177 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
534 | The previous owner went to prison for money laundering. | 1.4091 | 0.05114 | 176 | 123 | 34 | 19 |
535 | This is the newest model from the “Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe” line of homes. | 1.4091 | 0.05482 | 176 | 129 | 22 | 25 |
536 | We don't seperate whites in this neighbourhood. | 1.4091 | 0.04506 | 176 | 114 | 52 | 10 |
537 | And with the extra income, your mortgage is a wash! | 1.4091 | 0.04648 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
538 | ....And there’s a laundromat right around the corner! | 1.4091 | 0.04853 | 176 | 121 | 39 | 16 |
539 | I’m afraid this is a washed-up neighborhood. | 1.4091 | 0.05482 | 176 | 129 | 22 | 25 |
540 | Shall we take it for a spin before you decide? | 1.4091 | 0.04718 | 176 | 117 | 46 | 13 |
541 | You said you like to cycle. | 1.4091 | 0.04985 | 176 | 125 | 32 | 19 |
542 | The previous owners just folded. | 1.4091 | 0.04853 | 176 | 119 | 42 | 15 |
543 | We call this a high-efficiency. | 1.4088 | 0.04627 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
544 | I need to warn you... People say it's haunted by a little old grey sock forever looking for it's lost mate. | 1.4080 | 0.05408 | 174 | 126 | 25 | 23 |
545 | I haven’t heard about a lot of turnover — Why do you ask? | 1.4080 | 0.04959 | 174 | 119 | 39 | 16 |
546 | And the rent is only $1.50 every 10 minutes! | 1.4080 | 0.04754 | 174 | 116 | 45 | 13 |
547 | Would you like to take a spin around the place? | 1.4080 | 0.04959 | 174 | 119 | 39 | 16 |
548 | It’s really a quiet block except during the spin cycle | 1.4080 | 0.04612 | 174 | 114 | 49 | 11 |
549 | I told you, we’d be cleaning up the neighborhood!!! | 1.4080 | 0.05283 | 174 | 124 | 29 | 21 |
550 | There’s been a load of interested parties, so if you don’t act fast you’ll be left out to dry | 1.4080 | 0.05283 | 174 | 124 | 29 | 21 |
551 | Ironically washer and dryer are not included with this model. | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
552 | It's a house, it's a sauna, it's a swimming pool. It just needs a little imagination. | 1.4070 | 0.04720 | 172 | 114 | 46 | 12 |
553 | it comes with a free apartment | 1.4070 | 0.04931 | 172 | 117 | 40 | 15 |
554 | I wouldn’t wait. These duplexes turn over rapidly | 1.4070 | 0.04931 | 172 | 117 | 40 | 15 |
555 | Rent on that one is 10,000 quarters. Want to go for a spin? | 1.4070 | 0.04720 | 172 | 114 | 46 | 12 |
556 | Excuse me do you have any change? I’ve seemed to have locked myself out. | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
557 | This unit has a bigger spin cycle than Donald Trump. | 1.4068 | 0.05396 | 177 | 129 | 24 | 24 |
558 | Just 5,000 quarters a month moves you right in." | 1.4068 | 0.05276 | 177 | 127 | 28 | 22 |
559 | The former owner left suddenly after becoming agitated. | 1.4068 | 0.04962 | 177 | 122 | 38 | 17 |
560 | The previous owners were really taken to the cleaners. | 1.4068 | 0.04962 | 177 | 122 | 38 | 17 |
561 | Get a load of this place. | 1.4059 | 0.04829 | 170 | 114 | 43 | 13 |
562 | Only downside is the utilities can be high. | 1.4059 | 0.04683 | 170 | 112 | 47 | 11 |
563 | Let me assure you, we only segregate clothes. | 1.4059 | 0.05109 | 170 | 118 | 35 | 17 |
564 | Yes, the condo committee is very responsive to the expressed needs of our residents. | 1.4059 | 0.05689 | 170 | 127 | 17 | 26 |
565 | Between cycles the view is spectacular. | 1.4059 | 0.04829 | 170 | 122 | 32 | 16 |
566 | Yes, the mortgage is also front-loaded. | 1.4059 | 0.04829 | 170 | 114 | 43 | 13 |
567 | And here we have the in-home washer dryer you requested. | 1.4059 | 0.05503 | 170 | 124 | 23 | 23 |
568 | We positively discourage tenants from airing their dirty laundry in public! | 1.4059 | 0.04608 | 170 | 111 | 49 | 10 |
569 | The previous owner laundered money. | 1.4059 | 0.05177 | 170 | 119 | 33 | 18 |
570 | This unit comes with a washer and dryer but no apartment. | 1.4059 | 0.05177 | 170 | 119 | 33 | 18 |
571 | So the previous flat we saw was a Bauhaus design. This one is Westinghouse. | 1.4059 | 0.05244 | 170 | 120 | 31 | 19 |
572 | It’s seventy-five cents an hour but heat is included. | 1.4059 | 0.05177 | 170 | 119 | 33 | 18 |
573 | Want to give it a whirl? | 1.4059 | 0.05109 | 170 | 118 | 35 | 17 |
574 | I’ve heard stories about living here from previous tenants that could make your head spin. | 1.4059 | 0.05439 | 170 | 123 | 25 | 22 |
575 | The beginning of a cycle is a GREAT time to buy! | 1.4059 | 0.05177 | 170 | 119 | 33 | 18 |
576 | This was originally part of the Christo estate. | 1.4059 | 0.05439 | 170 | 123 | 25 | 22 |
577 | Co-ops are out; coin-ops are in. | 1.4059 | 0.04900 | 170 | 115 | 41 | 14 |
578 | You sold house for the same price.So it`s a wash. | 1.4059 | 0.05439 | 170 | 123 | 25 | 22 |
579 | The bottom is in foreclosure, and the top is overpriced, so it's a wash. | 1.4059 | 0.04756 | 170 | 113 | 45 | 12 |
580 | The architect is known for his clean lines. | 1.4059 | 0.04608 | 170 | 111 | 49 | 10 |
581 | It has a rent cycle too. | 1.4059 | 0.04683 | 170 | 112 | 47 | 11 |
582 | This unit was built in the age of irony...and it's missing a laundry room. | 1.4059 | 0.04971 | 170 | 121 | 33 | 16 |
583 | It's a foreclosure. The previous owner was under water. | 1.4059 | 0.05041 | 170 | 117 | 37 | 16 |
584 | It's not to everyone's taste, but these things go in cycles. | 1.4059 | 0.05310 | 170 | 121 | 29 | 20 |
585 | It's priced to sell at 8.3 million quarters. | 1.4059 | 0.05109 | 170 | 118 | 35 | 17 |
586 | I know, everyone prefers side-by-side, but it's so rare to find that in Manhattan. | 1.4059 | 0.04756 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
587 | And the spin cycle gives you a 360 degree view | 1.4059 | 0.05041 | 170 | 117 | 37 | 16 |
588 | You will be very popular in the neighborhood | 1.4059 | 0.03588 | 170 | 126 | 36 | 8 |
589 | This unit just cycled back onto the market. | 1.4059 | 0.04971 | 170 | 116 | 39 | 15 |
590 | Great neighbourhood, but you'll lose your socks on this one. | 1.4059 | 0.04375 | 170 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
591 | Ful disclosure:there's an amazing in unit laudry facility, but it comes the expense of both bedrooms, both baths, the living room and kitchen. But sleeping in the spin cycle is a real rush, I'm told. | 1.4059 | 0.05870 | 170 | 130 | 11 | 29 |
592 | The first floor is clean, the second a little drier. | 1.4059 | 0.04683 | 170 | 117 | 39 | 14 |
593 | I do have to disclose that a lonely repairman lives in the basement. | 1.4059 | 0.04683 | 170 | 112 | 47 | 11 |
594 | It's a 2 bedroom with 4 wash cycles. | 1.4059 | 0.04683 | 170 | 119 | 38 | 13 |
595 | This is a great income property. How are you at wrapping quarters? | 1.4059 | 0.05439 | 170 | 123 | 25 | 22 |
596 | As you can see, there is a washer and dryer in the building. | 1.4059 | 0.04900 | 170 | 115 | 41 | 14 |
597 | So with these amenities, it’s a wash | 1.4059 | 0.04971 | 170 | 116 | 39 | 15 |
598 | Weren’t you the couple that wanted to live in a drier climate? | 1.4059 | 0.04608 | 170 | 113 | 46 | 11 |
599 | Great location, but you're going to need a lot of quarters. | 1.4059 | 0.05109 | 170 | 118 | 35 | 17 |
600 | These apartments may look unique but they're actually spin-offs | 1.4059 | 0.05041 | 170 | 117 | 37 | 16 |
601 | This mid-century modern is a bargain at $5.5 million quarters. | 1.4057 | 0.05068 | 175 | 122 | 35 | 18 |
602 | The subway does run right under the property, but you will barely hear it. | 1.4057 | 0.04801 | 175 | 118 | 43 | 14 |
603 | It's a quiet neighborhood except for the spin cycle. | 1.4057 | 0.04591 | 175 | 115 | 49 | 11 |
604 | Yes, the asking price is high, but the maintenance fees are low, so in the end it's a wash. | 1.4037 | 0.05241 | 161 | 112 | 33 | 16 |
605 | The last residents were money launderers. | 1.4035 | 0.05218 | 171 | 121 | 31 | 19 |
606 | This unique residence will be a constant reminder that Normal is only a setting on a washing machine. | 1.4035 | 0.04948 | 171 | 117 | 39 | 15 |
607 | The house faces the road but there’s a beautiful basket in the back for the kids | 1.4035 | 0.05348 | 171 | 123 | 27 | 21 |
608 | I can show you this one, but I'll have to go back to the office and get some quarters. | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
609 | The previous owners wanted to unload it | 1.4024 | 0.04845 | 169 | 114 | 42 | 13 |
610 | It's the latest innovation in clean living. | 1.4024 | 0.04917 | 169 | 115 | 40 | 14 |
611 | It used to be about location. It' now hygiene, hygiene, hygiene! | 1.4024 | 0.04771 | 169 | 113 | 44 | 12 |
612 | Well, you'll never have to wash the windows. | 1.4024 | 0.04917 | 169 | 115 | 40 | 14 |
613 | You'll find that this is the cleanest house in the neighborhood. | 1.4024 | 0.03830 | 169 | 117 | 45 | 7 |
614 | You do keep tumbling but it’s only $5,000 a month. | 1.4024 | 0.05650 | 169 | 126 | 18 | 25 |
615 | Would you like to take this one for a spin? | 1.4024 | 0.04845 | 169 | 114 | 42 | 13 |
616 | They’re asking 36,000 quarters per month. | 1.4024 | 0.04771 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
617 | I know you said you wanted side-by-side, but I'm sure you'll just love this. | 1.4024 | 0.04621 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
618 | I can show you the place if you have 4 quarters. | 1.4024 | 0.05263 | 169 | 120 | 30 | 19 |
619 | And you can pay off your mortgage in quarters. | 1.4024 | 0.04917 | 169 | 115 | 40 | 14 |
620 | Sorry, but we've already had an all cash offer...in quarters. | 1.4024 | 0.04988 | 169 | 116 | 38 | 15 |
621 | Yes, it’s a co-op. And a coin-op. | 1.4024 | 0.04771 | 169 | 113 | 44 | 12 |
622 | You’ll never know if you don’t give it a spin. | 1.4024 | 0.04621 | 169 | 111 | 48 | 10 |
623 | Have you met the Maytags? | 1.4024 | 0.05195 | 169 | 119 | 32 | 18 |
624 | It has city approval to add a third floor dryer. | 1.4024 | 0.05127 | 169 | 118 | 34 | 17 |
625 | The rent is just two dollars an hour! | 1.4012 | 0.05029 | 167 | 115 | 37 | 15 |
626 | I wasn’t sure if you were looking for an in-unit washer-dryer or a ‘unit in washer-dryer’ | 1.4012 | 0.04499 | 167 | 118 | 36 | 13 |
627 | And, if you prefer, I can show you a top loader floor plan that's just two blocks away. | 1.4012 | 0.05240 | 167 | 118 | 31 | 18 |
628 | That would be about $1,800 a month, but you have to pay with quarters. | 1.4012 | 0.05101 | 167 | 116 | 35 | 16 |
629 | Very rare find. The top unit is fully lint controlled. | 1.4012 | 0.04884 | 167 | 113 | 41 | 13 |
630 | It's the pandemic model. The entire unit goes through a sanitizing rinse cycle twice a day. | 1.4012 | 0.04924 | 172 | 118 | 39 | 15 |
631 | ...and the middle unit has a walk-in washer/dryer | 1.4000 | 0.04924 | 165 | 112 | 40 | 13 |
632 | First of the month. In quarters. | 1.4000 | 0.04848 | 165 | 111 | 42 | 12 |
633 | Did I mention the giant washer and dryer? | 1.4000 | 0.04848 | 165 | 111 | 42 | 12 |
634 | Don't worry if you can't decide, it's available every few hours. | 1.4000 | 0.05434 | 150 | 105 | 30 | 15 |
635 | The inspection just found a couple of lost socks. | 1.4000 | 0.04924 | 165 | 112 | 40 | 13 |
636 | The washer and dryer have an in unit apartment | 1.4000 | 0.04324 | 165 | 113 | 44 | 8 |
637 | Each washer and dryer comes with an apartment. | 1.4000 | 0.05072 | 165 | 114 | 36 | 15 |
638 | I know you didn't love the top-loader we saw earlier | 1.4000 | 0.04771 | 165 | 110 | 44 | 11 |
639 | I agree it is very modern, but it does have clean lines. | 1.4000 | 0.05215 | 165 | 116 | 32 | 17 |
640 | The previous owners left them. | 1.4000 | 0.04964 | 170 | 117 | 38 | 15 |
641 | This particular unit comes with a one-year manufacturer‘s warranty. | 1.4000 | 0.05072 | 165 | 114 | 36 | 15 |
642 | And here, you can see, are the cleanest apartments in the city. | 1.4000 | 0.04367 | 165 | 115 | 41 | 9 |
643 | I can also offer you the boxes they came in for much less . | 1.3988 | 0.05076 | 168 | 117 | 35 | 16 |
644 | And as you know, real estate is all about ‘Rotation, Rotation, Rotation’. | 1.3988 | 0.04809 | 163 | 109 | 43 | 11 |
645 | Rent is 25 cents for 15 minutes. | 1.3988 | 0.05115 | 163 | 113 | 35 | 15 |
646 | No, not a typo. Washer and dryer is building. | 1.3988 | 0.04888 | 163 | 110 | 41 | 12 |
647 | Yes, there's a laundromat right around the corner. Why do you ask? | 1.3988 | 0.04730 | 163 | 108 | 45 | 10 |
648 | You're required to pay your maintenance in quarters. | 1.3976 | 0.04671 | 166 | 115 | 39 | 12 |
649 | And with the skeletons safely in that glorious walk-in closet, here is where we get rid of ALL your dirty laundry! | 1.3976 | 0.05596 | 166 | 123 | 20 | 23 |
650 | You won’t find a cleaner, dryer home elsewhere! | 1.3975 | 0.05307 | 161 | 114 | 30 | 17 |
651 | And see our special corona virus sanitizer -- everyone entering our building gets a good washing first. | 1.3975 | 0.05729 | 161 | 120 | 18 | 23 |
652 | These units turn over all the time. | 1.3975 | 0.04849 | 161 | 108 | 42 | 11 |
653 | ... and the landlord pays all the utilities except water! | 1.3975 | 0.04342 | 161 | 102 | 54 | 5 |
654 | It has a built-in apartment... | 1.3975 | 0.04928 | 161 | 109 | 40 | 12 |
655 | You'll never have to wonder where your lost socks are. | 1.3975 | 0.04849 | 161 | 108 | 42 | 11 |
656 | Well, at least you wouldn’t get hung out to dry. | 1.3975 | 0.05234 | 161 | 113 | 32 | 16 |
657 | You get used to the layout pretty quickly. | 1.3975 | 0.05592 | 161 | 118 | 22 | 21 |
658 | This compact, fully automated lifestyle is trending now. | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 106 | 35 | 13 |
659 | You might want to use a humidifier upstairs. | 1.3961 | 0.04824 | 154 | 102 | 43 | 9 |
660 | Personally, I'd put my money into this one. | 1.3951 | 0.04825 | 162 | 109 | 42 | 11 |
661 | And it’s a bargain at 3.5 million quarters. | 1.3951 | 0.05058 | 162 | 112 | 36 | 14 |
662 | You’ll really know you’ve made it here when you can afford the full-unit washer/dryer. | 1.3951 | 0.05766 | 162 | 122 | 16 | 24 |
663 | Funny story...The builder is in jail for money laundering.” | 1.3938 | 0.05327 | 160 | 114 | 29 | 17 |
664 | Your neighbor owns laundromats, but he’s been working from home. | 1.3938 | 0.05177 | 160 | 112 | 33 | 15 |
665 | Ironically, no. But there is a laundromat just around the corner. | 1.3938 | 0.05023 | 160 | 110 | 37 | 13 |
666 | That was a typo. It should have said, "washer/dryer IS unit." | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 113 | 32 | 15 |
667 | The amusing design is meant ironically--of course, there is no laundry room in the building. | 1.3938 | 0.04864 | 160 | 108 | 41 | 11 |
668 | And the condo fees are front-loaded! | 1.3938 | 0.04530 | 160 | 104 | 49 | 7 |
669 | The utilities are a bit higher but it practically cleans itself. | 1.3938 | 0.04944 | 160 | 109 | 39 | 12 |
670 | Let’s be honest, they’re not even hiding the money laundering here. | 1.3938 | 0.05253 | 160 | 113 | 31 | 16 |
671 | It's a foreclosure sale... the previous owner ran out of quarters. | 1.3924 | 0.04099 | 158 | 108 | 43 | 7 |
672 | This one's a coin-op co-op. | 1.3924 | 0.04905 | 158 | 107 | 40 | 11 |
673 | Once you move from a top load to a front load you’ll kick yourself for waiting this long. | 1.3924 | 0.05223 | 158 | 111 | 32 | 15 |
674 | It even has an evict cycle. | 1.3924 | 0.05066 | 158 | 109 | 36 | 13 |
675 | One of the more attractive amenities of this washer and dryer is it comes with its own apartment. | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 110 | 34 | 14 |
676 | The top one is for heavily-soiled fabrics, and the bottom one is a portal to Hell. | 1.3924 | 0.04475 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 13 |
677 | ...and there’s no cleaning deposit! | 1.3924 | 0.04905 | 158 | 107 | 40 | 11 |
678 | I do not recommend having pets. | 1.3924 | 0.04986 | 158 | 108 | 38 | 12 |
679 | The view is what will truly make you fall head over heels. | 1.3924 | 0.05450 | 158 | 114 | 26 | 18 |
680 | This unit is only 12,000 quarters a month and 1 quarter per extra 5 minutes. | 1.3924 | 0.05300 | 158 | 112 | 30 | 16 |
681 | The title is clean on this one. | 1.3924 | 0.05066 | 158 | 109 | 36 | 13 |
682 | If this doesn’t work for you, I have a nice side-by-side on the East side that I could show you | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 110 | 34 | 14 |
683 | This one doesn’t have a washer dryer but is easily the most ironic property on the street. | 1.3924 | 0.05300 | 158 | 112 | 30 | 16 |
684 | Rent is due on the first of the month. Quarters only, of course. | 1.3922 | 0.05265 | 153 | 107 | 32 | 14 |
685 | Great fun living here. You can even wash your clothes while still wearing them! | 1.3910 | 0.05500 | 156 | 113 | 25 | 18 |
686 | We don't recommend cats or dogs in these units but fish love them. | 1.3910 | 0.05270 | 156 | 110 | 31 | 15 |
687 | I assume separating by color is a no? | 1.3910 | 0.05348 | 156 | 111 | 29 | 16 |
688 | I strongly suggest an all-coin offer. | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
689 | Why stop at just your hands? | 1.3896 | 0.04815 | 154 | 103 | 42 | 9 |
690 | We wanted to bring more transparency to money laundering in real estate. | 1.3896 | 0.05237 | 154 | 108 | 32 | 14 |
691 | And there’s also a fridge on the next street! | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 106 | 37 | 11 |
692 | Believe me, you’ll thank me once you have kids. | 1.3896 | 0.05475 | 154 | 111 | 26 | 17 |
693 | This is where they used to do ethnic cleansing. | 1.3896 | 0.05850 | 154 | 116 | 16 | 22 |
694 | It's a front loaded lease. | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 104 | 40 | 10 |
695 | You might want to check for tissues in your pockets before we look at this one. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
696 | All visitors are washed, rinsed, and sanitized when they enter the foyer. | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
697 | It comes with free spin classes." | 1.3896 | 0.04253 | 154 | 109 | 35 | 10 |
698 | And there’s a coin-operated kitchen in the basement. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
699 | Just make sure you have enough quarters for the rent. | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 104 | 40 | 10 |
700 | Features include central heat and an indoor pool. | 1.3896 | 0.05317 | 154 | 109 | 30 | 15 |
701 | One perk is that Godliness lives next door. | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
702 | I’d love to show you the apartment but we’ll have to wait, the door is locked until the cycle is completed. | 1.3896 | 0.04815 | 154 | 103 | 42 | 9 |
703 | It's a high efficiency apartment. | 1.3896 | 0.05397 | 154 | 110 | 28 | 16 |
704 | Just a reminder that the condo board is very particular about lint. | 1.3896 | 0.04635 | 154 | 103 | 43 | 8 |
705 | Yes, of course you’re allowed to mix whites and coloureds. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
706 | Some of the neighbors think it’s a front. | 1.3896 | 0.05237 | 154 | 108 | 32 | 14 |
707 | It comes with it’s own apartment. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
708 | I couldn’t recommend this duplex, I’m pretty sure you’ll have to keep putting money into it. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
709 | It beats going to spin class. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
710 | The developer really went all out on these COVID free units. | 1.3882 | 0.05758 | 152 | 113 | 19 | 20 |
711 | With the growth in population we’re anticipating a need for more front loading housing. | 1.3882 | 0.05682 | 152 | 112 | 21 | 19 |
712 | ... and we have a 25 year mortgage with General Electric. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
713 | I thought they had just forgotten the comma when the listing said 'nice and roomy washer and dryer," but it turns out... | 1.3882 | 0.05526 | 152 | 110 | 25 | 17 |
714 | Self-cleaning windows. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
715 | The rent works out to twenty-five cents every seven minutes. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
716 | It's our ultra modern solution to living in the city during any pandemic outbreak. Self sanitizing apartments are the wave of the future. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
717 | You should give it a spin. | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
718 | The Architect’s Concept was one thing .... The Developer Had A Different Idea .... But Once The Contractor Value Engineered .... VIOLA! | 1.3882 | 0.05907 | 152 | 115 | 15 | 22 |
719 | And the previous owner kept it spotless. | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
720 | It’s hot and humid, but it’s also self-cleaning! | 1.3882 | 0.05833 | 152 | 114 | 17 | 21 |
721 | It’s kind of a rough and tumble neighborhood. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
722 | You’ll find this much more space efficient than the side-by-side model | 1.3882 | 0.05833 | 152 | 114 | 17 | 21 |
723 | This is one of the cleanest blocks in the city! | 1.3882 | 0.05758 | 152 | 113 | 19 | 20 |
724 | Great view during wash cycle, not so much during spin/dry. | 1.3882 | 0.05605 | 152 | 111 | 23 | 18 |
725 | And you can pay the rent in quarters! | 1.3882 | 0.05031 | 152 | 104 | 37 | 11 |
726 | The security deposit has to be in quarters. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 107 | 32 | 13 |
727 | And this listing is both a co-op and a coin-op. | 1.3882 | 0.04764 | 152 | 101 | 43 | 8 |
728 | This is our new self-cleaning apartment. | 1.3882 | 0.05682 | 152 | 112 | 21 | 19 |
729 | The rent is $3200/month, but that includes heat, water, and detergent. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
730 | The current tenants have left it spotless. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
731 | That's nothing, you should see the neighborhood watch. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
732 | Fifteen thousand quarters a month. Hot water not included. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
733 | It's our ultimate efficiency apartment. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
734 | Comes with Washer/Dryer. | 1.3882 | 0.05833 | 152 | 114 | 17 | 21 |
735 | You don’t own anything red do you? | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
736 | I'm afraid you'd have to separate if you were to move in here. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
737 | Trust me. You will never forget to do your laundry. | 1.3882 | 0.04482 | 152 | 103 | 42 | 7 |
738 | I know you wanted side-by-side, but sometimes you have to compromise a bit. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
739 | It’s clothes to everything | 1.3857 | 0.05962 | 140 | 104 | 18 | 18 |
740 | At least you can't hear the drummer next door. | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 103 | 41 | 9 |
741 | Sorry, whites only. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
742 | The lower unit is cleaner but the upper unit feels dryer | 1.3856 | 0.04918 | 153 | 104 | 39 | 10 |
743 | After your first year, the lease would become cycle-to-cycle. | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
744 | The dryers are one block east. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
745 | It's our latest loft, for the modern medical worker. | 1.3856 | 0.05801 | 153 | 115 | 17 | 21 |
746 | Put on the goggles. Let’s take a look inside. | 1.3856 | 0.05337 | 153 | 109 | 29 | 15 |
747 | The President recommends adding bleach. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
748 | The previous tenants had no complaints...except for the missing socks. | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 105 | 38 | 10 |
749 | Plenty of natural light, some motion sickness | 1.3846 | 0.05244 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
750 | And it's very clean. | 1.3836 | 0.06012 | 146 | 111 | 14 | 21 |
751 | These two units are squeaky clean... | 1.3836 | 0.04981 | 146 | 99 | 38 | 9 |
752 | Cash only | 1.3836 | 0.04688 | 146 | 96 | 44 | 6 |
753 | Rent is due the first of every month. Quarters only. | 1.3836 | 0.05167 | 146 | 101 | 34 | 11 |
754 | It’s a wonderful neighborhood for single socks. | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
755 | This one is both a rent and temperature controlled. | 1.3836 | 0.05075 | 146 | 100 | 36 | 10 |
756 | ...and the spin cycle is an amazing ice breaker when you entertain! | 1.3836 | 0.05933 | 146 | 110 | 16 | 20 |
757 | And the rent is 25¢ every 15 minutes. | 1.3826 | 0.04911 | 149 | 101 | 39 | 9 |
758 | And, believe it or not, this one comes with a bathroom and kitchen! | 1.3826 | 0.05761 | 149 | 111 | 19 | 19 |
759 | The seller is eager to unload this one. | 1.3826 | 0.05003 | 149 | 102 | 37 | 10 |
760 | It's a world-famous designer, formerly with Whirlpool. | 1.3826 | 0.04818 | 149 | 100 | 41 | 8 |
761 | You can get in on the ground floor of this stacked front load investment. | 1.3826 | 0.05682 | 149 | 110 | 21 | 18 |
762 | Oh... you meant washer & dryer to be included | 1.3826 | 0.04626 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
763 | I ran out of quarters. | 1.3826 | 0.05993 | 149 | 114 | 13 | 22 |
764 | The lint collector is just $2300 per month. | 1.3826 | 0.05917 | 149 | 113 | 15 | 21 |
765 | The low price? Well, to be honest there was a screw-up with the contractor and...well, they're both dryers. | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
766 | You can paint it, but the Whirlpool family had it declared a cultural heritage site, so the windows have to stay. | 1.3810 | 0.05404 | 147 | 105 | 28 | 14 |
767 | the house is exceptionally clean | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
768 | The previous tenants left it spotless. | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
769 | Did I mention it's a high efficiency unit? | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
770 | Would you like to see the whirlpool | 1.3810 | 0.05047 | 147 | 101 | 36 | 10 |
771 | This unit is clean, high efficiency, and utilities are included. | 1.3810 | 0.05047 | 147 | 101 | 36 | 10 |
772 | Great location, excellent schools. Just make sure to empty your pockets before going inside. | 1.3810 | 0.05573 | 147 | 107 | 24 | 16 |
773 | Honey, she’s taking us to the cleaners. | 1.3810 | 0.05273 | 147 | 108 | 24 | 15 |
774 | And here I thought 'Unit In Washer Dryer' was a typo. | 1.3810 | 0.05404 | 147 | 105 | 28 | 14 |
775 | I 'm telling you, you won't find many other townhouses in this neighborhood that include a full size washer and dryer! | 1.3810 | 0.05404 | 147 | 105 | 28 | 14 |
776 | I'll come clean with you. The owner is hoping for a wash sale. He's underwater on the mortgage and currently under indictment for money laundering. The odds are stacked against him and I believe he'll be hung out to dry. | 1.3810 | 0.05573 | 147 | 107 | 24 | 16 |
777 | What can I say? It's the ultimate in "clean living"! | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
778 | We asked a focus group what they really wanted.” | 1.3810 | 0.05656 | 147 | 108 | 22 | 17 |
779 | Well, yes, the basement occasionally gets damp, but the upstairs is dryer, and overall this stacks up to be a very clean duplex. | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
780 | Just remember—neighborhoods go through cycles. | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
781 | This is the Westing House, an iconic example of the post modern industrial style. | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
782 | This one was recently upgraded to high capacity. | 1.3810 | 0.04859 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
783 | And the best part is, you never have to worry about washing the windows. | 1.3800 | 0.04699 | 150 | 100 | 43 | 7 |
784 | It won’t be available for a couple of hours. | 1.3793 | 0.04900 | 145 | 100 | 36 | 9 |
785 | You can move in as soon as the spin cycle is finished. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
786 | That's what I call clean living. | 1.3793 | 0.05277 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 12 |
787 | If you like I can show you something in a top loading? | 1.3793 | 0.05277 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 12 |
788 | Water and Heat are included. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
789 | And for just $100.000 more we will include the laundry pedestal with storage drawers with free setup. | 1.3793 | 0.05878 | 145 | 109 | 17 | 19 |
790 | The rent is 10,000 quarters a month. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
791 | We’ll take this double unit if it’s still under warrentee. | 1.3793 | 0.04043 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
792 | I suggest leaving in the morning before the spin cycle. | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
793 | Legally, I can't tell you average age of the neighbors but let's say "wrinkle free!" | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
794 | What makes you think its value is tumbling? | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
795 | Garbage day is Tuesday. Lint Thursday. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
796 | This is a very safe neighborhood—no socks have ever gone missing! | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
797 | They’re really popular with young buyers right now. They’re called Tide Pods. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
798 | The house is zoned for money laundering. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
799 | And it comes with an in-unit apartment.” | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
800 | Plus, utilities are included. | 1.3784 | 0.05373 | 148 | 106 | 28 | 14 |
801 | The previous owners had to fold. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
802 | These are state of the art self cleaning apartments | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
803 | The last pair that moved in here got seperated | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
804 | These are what we’d call high-efficiency apartments. | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
805 | And just like that, your problems shrink. | 1.3776 | 0.05855 | 143 | 107 | 18 | 18 |
806 | The views are dizzying! | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
807 | Renting versus buying? For this one, I'd say it's a wash. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
808 | You can’t help but appreciate the clean architectural design. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
809 | It's a Coin-Op | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
810 | Naturally the washer and dryer stay. | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
811 | Now this one I think you're really going to like...it checks off one of your biggest must-haves! | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
812 | Don't worry, there's a supersized lint trap overlooking the back alley. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
813 | A rare find! | 1.3776 | 0.06021 | 143 | 109 | 14 | 20 |
814 | The new word for second story apartments is stackables." Kermie Wohlenhaus, Tucson, A | 1.3776 | 0.04943 | 143 | 97 | 38 | 8 |
815 | Yes, it's the only unit with a washer/dryer! | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
816 | What a tremendous place for a clean start ! | 1.3776 | 0.04943 | 143 | 97 | 38 | 8 |
817 | ... and rated “Energy Star”! | 1.3776 | 0.05508 | 143 | 103 | 26 | 14 |
818 | It's the new Bauhaus... we call it Washhaus. | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
819 | And if you live in this house you will have the added advantage of not having to look out at this house. | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
820 | This one won’t break the bank, but it might shrink your wallet. | 1.3776 | 0.05508 | 143 | 103 | 26 | 14 |
821 | And that's the city's money laundering office. | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
822 | Turn out your pockets before entering | 1.3776 | 0.04842 | 143 | 96 | 40 | 7 |
823 | Best of all, your sweat equity washes right out. | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
824 | You'll be head over heels for this place. | 1.3767 | 0.04416 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
825 | This one comes with an apartment. | 1.3767 | 0.05336 | 146 | 104 | 29 | 13 |
826 | Apartments, of course, are extra. | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
827 | Ironically this unit doesn't have a laundry room. | 1.3767 | 0.04676 | 146 | 103 | 35 | 8 |
828 | Yes, I. M. Pei designed it during his rarely talked about, appliance period. | 1.3767 | 0.05336 | 146 | 104 | 29 | 13 |
829 | An immaculately preserved landmark of the late Maytag School. | 1.3767 | 0.05336 | 146 | 104 | 29 | 13 |
830 | The previous owner was indicted for money laundering. | 1.3767 | 0.04969 | 146 | 100 | 37 | 9 |
831 | It's only been on the market for two cycles. | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
832 | What on earth makes you think this property has something to do with money laundering? | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
833 | You may have read the listing wrong. There's no whirlpool. | 1.3767 | 0.04922 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
834 | Wait 'til you you see the interior -- such vibrant whites and colors. | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
835 | This house is great value. Usually anything in this neighborhood will take you to the cleaners. | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
836 | This is the popular Covid 19 model home. You can save time by running the whole family through the bleach cycle at one time.” | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
837 | The house was built with laundered money | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
838 | And here we have the site of Trump's successful money laundering business at Trump Tower. | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
839 | Rent is $1.75 per hour | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
840 | We like to give the people what they want. | 1.3759 | 0.06084 | 141 | 108 | 13 | 20 |
841 | And over here, we have a lovely washer/dryer duplex for 10,000 quarters a month | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
842 | The upstairs can get a little hot and dry | 1.3759 | 0.04884 | 141 | 95 | 39 | 7 |
843 | On the plus side, it's self-cleaning | 1.3759 | 0.04884 | 141 | 95 | 39 | 7 |
844 | Well, yes, it is noisy but the income potential is unlimited. | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
845 | Not in any of these units, sorry. But there is a laundromat just down the street. | 1.3759 | 0.05562 | 141 | 102 | 25 | 14 |
846 | It's the ultimate in clean living! | 1.3759 | 0.05742 | 141 | 104 | 21 | 16 |
847 | The interior is spotless | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
848 | I thought, “unit in washer/dryer” was a typo! | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
849 | I have been selling washers and dryer for 20years and I have yet to have a customer come back and complain they’re too big. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
850 | You just have to remember: it's not an earthquake, it's a spin cycle. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
851 | Unfortunately the appliances are not included. | 1.3759 | 0.04986 | 141 | 96 | 37 | 8 |
852 | It's a nice neighborhood but we really prefer a top loader. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
853 | And the rent is only eight quarters an hour! | 1.3759 | 0.04884 | 141 | 95 | 39 | 7 |
854 | We're expecting a quick turnaround with this one. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
855 | Well, it may not be the best location, but the place is squeaky clean. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
856 | This builder puts a new spin on apartment living. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
857 | Wait 'til you see the rooftop toilet! | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
858 | It'll be a short sale - the previous owners got into hot water | 1.3759 | 0.05562 | 141 | 102 | 25 | 14 |
859 | This duplex is a magnificent example of Postmaytag Architecture. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
860 | Have I mentioned the built-in washer/dryer? | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
861 | It’s a duplex. But only the upper unit has heat. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
862 | The previous owners were in, um, finance. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
863 | The previous tenants dyed. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
864 | I'd love to show you around, but I'm afraid they're in the middle of their spin cycle. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
865 | Perfect for both you and your cloth masks. | 1.3759 | 0.06001 | 141 | 107 | 15 | 19 |
866 | Ironically, no. But there is a laundromat just down the corner | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
867 | The neighborhood is gentrifying. You can mix whites and colored in these. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
868 | I see you wrote down Al Capone as a reference? | 1.3759 | 0.06084 | 141 | 108 | 13 | 20 |
869 | You’ll love this place, it actually has an in-unit apartment. | 1.3759 | 0.04779 | 141 | 94 | 41 | 6 |
870 | ...and of course they are self cleaning apartments. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
871 | "...and this washer and dryer set comes with an apartment." | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
872 | It's self-cleaning. | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
873 | It's a false front - it's really a range and oven | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
874 | I thought 'laundry as unit' was a typo. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
875 | Very clean but a high water bill ! | 1.3732 | 0.05530 | 142 | 103 | 25 | 14 |
876 | These were once whites only. | 1.3732 | 0.05530 | 142 | 103 | 25 | 14 |
877 | It was designed by world renowned architect Maytäg Virlpül. | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
878 | Unfortunately, we really got taken to the cleaners on this deal. | 1.3732 | 0.05438 | 142 | 102 | 27 | 13 |
879 | The rent is low for this neighborhood, but it has to be paid in quarters. | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 98 | 35 | 9 |
880 | It's clean. | 1.3732 | 0.04856 | 142 | 96 | 39 | 7 |
881 | The rent is quarterly. | 1.3732 | 0.05794 | 142 | 106 | 19 | 17 |
882 | If you're interested, we can take it for a spin. | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
883 | The mayor's trying to clean up the city. | 1.3732 | 0.05964 | 142 | 108 | 15 | 19 |
884 | The best part is you can pay your rent in quarters! | 1.3732 | 0.05438 | 142 | 102 | 27 | 13 |
885 | You can’t get cleaner living than this | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 98 | 35 | 9 |
886 | It's very clean.......and dry! | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
887 | The previous owner was arrested for laundering. | 1.3732 | 0.05252 | 142 | 100 | 31 | 11 |
888 | This may not be the right property for you, Mr and Mrs Sock. | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
889 | If you have some quarters, we can go in and take a look. | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
890 | Monthly rent is 5,000 quarters. | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 98 | 35 | 9 |
891 | This is the laundromat conversion I mentioned, which, as you can see, still retains much of its original charm. | 1.3732 | 0.05530 | 142 | 103 | 25 | 14 |
892 | You'll have to pay rent in quarters but its close to everything. | 1.3732 | 0.04856 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
893 | Don’t worry, the landlord will still take you to the cleaners... | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
894 | You said you're into clean living, right? | 1.3732 | 0.05058 | 142 | 98 | 35 | 9 |
895 | Of course, you’ll still need approval from the Coin-Op Board. | 1.3732 | 0.05252 | 142 | 100 | 31 | 11 |
896 | Aside from when the Giant washes his clothes each week, the neighborhood is very quiet. | 1.3714 | 0.05104 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
897 | You pay your rent with quarters. | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
898 | This is a little awkward,but yes,we do separate whites and colors. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
899 | There’s a setting for delicate egos. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
900 | Here is a house that caters to both whites and darks at the same time. | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
901 | You did say that a washing machine on the first floor was non-negotiable. | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
902 | The rent is under your budget, but has to be paid in quarters. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
903 | Wait til you see the walk-in blender. | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
904 | It's a mixed use building. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
905 | It's a clean, well-dried place. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
906 | We prefer the layout of a side-by-side. | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
907 | For fitness buffs, the building comes with its own spin cycle. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
908 | Feelings about this unit run from hot to cold. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
909 | Our competitors may offer in-unit laundry, but can they offer an in-laundry unit?? | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
910 | The apartment is included. | 1.3657 | 0.05659 | 134 | 98 | 23 | 13 |
911 | Frankly it’s outdated. It was built back in a time when landlords were concerned with separating by color” | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
912 | The main units have already sold, but I can show you the lint trap. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
913 | As you can see, the city is committed to cleaning up the neighborhood. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
914 | And the laundromat is just a block away. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
915 | And since it's a front-loader, you get rooftop access | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
916 | You can't spell gentrification without GE... | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
917 | The rent is paid in quarters. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
918 | .... and it’s a bargain at 3,040,000 quarters. | 1.3657 | 0.05559 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
919 | The previous tenants were a pair of socks and one of them went missing | 1.3657 | 0.05659 | 134 | 98 | 23 | 13 |
920 | Can you believe that it used to be a top loader? | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
921 | These are, literally, the cleanest units on the block! | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
922 | It even has an in-unit apartment! | 1.3657 | 0.05659 | 134 | 98 | 23 | 13 |
923 | The prices are reasonable because the neighbourhood is still a little rough and tumble. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
924 | These are our new self-cleaning apartments. Just set them to run when you leave. | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
925 | Here we have the Kenmore mansion | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
926 | This place has great reviews, but people often complain of their socks going missing | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
927 | It rents for $4.50 per minute.. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
928 | Can we also see the side by side model | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
929 | Not to worry. There are clotheslines out back. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
930 | Funny enough, there actually isn’t in-unit laundry for this place. | 1.3657 | 0.05854 | 134 | 100 | 19 | 15 |
931 | It's perfect if you want to front load your mortgage. | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
932 | First floor is Delicate. Second is Casual. | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
933 | Comes with heat and hot water. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
934 | Yeah some guy named Gulliver got the zoning changed. | 1.3657 | 0.04917 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
935 | and the front loading feature makes moving in a snap | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
936 | This unit’s really cleaned up the block. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
937 | Welcome to 2020, wash, rinse, repeat. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
938 | The ask is high, so expect some shrinkage. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
939 | The former owner really put a lot of money into it. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
940 | This one's great for a couple with young kids. | 1.3636 | 0.04470 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
941 | The landlord only pays for lint removal. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
942 | For the area, it's a steal—16,000 quarters a month. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
943 | Taking in laundry more than covers your monthly mortgage payment. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
944 | The best thing about this place is you never have to clean the windows. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
945 | This high efficiency apartment might interest you. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
946 | This gem is sparkling clean from top to bottom. You’ll want to put your offer in right away, timing is everything in this cycle. | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
947 | I also have something in a nice side-by-side brownstone. | 1.3636 | 0.05298 | 132 | 93 | 30 | 9 |
948 | Upstairs unit is $2.00, downstairs is $1.75. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
949 | The rent on this unit won’t take you to the cleaners | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
950 | No, the dispensary is across the street. This is their money laundry. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
951 | It's really clean, with dizzying views. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
952 | SO THE DRYER IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR? | 1.3636 | 0.05819 | 132 | 98 | 20 | 14 |
953 | You can probably buy this one and not get taken to the cleaners. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
954 | Utilities not included, of course. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
955 | There’s a coin operated bedroom in the basement. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
956 | I don’t know. All of the units feel like they’re right on top of each other. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
957 | It’s our spin on clean living as a lifestyle. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
958 | Oh no that's a mafia front. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
959 | No, utilities are not included, why would you ask? | 1.3630 | 0.05525 | 135 | 98 | 25 | 12 |
960 | Rent is due in quarters on the hour, every hour. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
961 | You pay the mortgage quarterly. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
962 | 'It's not what it looks like' | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
963 | Maid's quarters included - you will need lots of quarters. | 1.3615 | 0.04945 | 130 | 98 | 21 | 11 |
964 | The upstairs unit is dryer. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
965 | If you need your earnest money and down payment laundered, we can do it in-house. | 1.3615 | 0.05982 | 130 | 98 | 17 | 15 |
966 | It is a beautiful apartment - two stories with an Andy Warhol exterior. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
967 | And there's a coin-operated bedroom in the basement. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
968 | Now, this washer and dryer comes with an apartment. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
969 | Honey, without a dryer, it just seems impractical. | 1.3615 | 0.05005 | 130 | 89 | 35 | 6 |
970 | Self cleaning apartments are all the rage. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
971 | Side by side is so last year. | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 88 | 37 | 5 |
972 | Yes, the previous owners were journalists working from home, and each one needed their own spin cycle ... | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
973 | We call this model the Westinghouse. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
974 | It was designed by the noted architects Whirlpool and Maytag. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
975 | I mean, it does have a built-in washer and dryer. | 1.3615 | 0.05779 | 130 | 96 | 21 | 13 |
976 | Price reduced due to the coin shortage.... | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
977 | I know you're in the market for a low maintenance home. This one practically cleans itself. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
978 | These condos are for the filthy rich. | 1.3615 | 0.05779 | 130 | 96 | 21 | 13 |
979 | This unit was seized in a money-laundering sting. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
980 | This next apartment is a two story wash-up, and it’s immaculate. | 1.3615 | 0.04761 | 130 | 87 | 39 | 4 |
981 | Cleanest home on the block! | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
982 | This place is loaded! | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
983 | The mortgage is also front loaded | 1.3615 | 0.05779 | 130 | 96 | 21 | 13 |
984 | Rent is due monthly. In quarters. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
985 | If you think this is wild, wait until you see the dishwasher and microwave. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
986 | And the best part is that you'll have that great fresh scent all the time! | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
987 | And you don't have to wear a mask! | 1.3615 | 0.06081 | 130 | 99 | 15 | 16 |
988 | Here in Washington, we call the agitation cycle “the Presidential Cycle” | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
989 | For some reason we’ve been cycling through a lot of tenants. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
990 | The rent for this one is paid in quarters. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
991 | There also is a side by side available. | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
992 | Another plus - they'll take rent in quarters! | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
993 | Rent must be paid quarterly, and in quarters. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
994 | We've been told that the spin cycle has led to some very romantic evenings. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
995 | These days your house can never be too clean. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
996 | The rent is only $1.25, but you have to pay it every hour. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
997 | Wait til you try that spin class! | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
998 | It's a spin on mid-century modern. | 1.3615 | 0.05005 | 130 | 89 | 35 | 6 |
999 | This washer/dryer comes with a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
1000 | Luckily, the landlord takes quarters. | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
1001 | It's got great pedigree. The architect is from the same firm that designed the Flatiron Building. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1002 | It’s a beautiful apartment but, unfortunately, I can’t show it during the rinse cycle. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1003 | We believe this design creates a cleaner and crisper contemporary look | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1004 | I'm sorry, we are looking for a side by side. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1005 | Or you might be interested in our top loading building. | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
1006 | And there's a dry cleaner right down the street. | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
1007 | This listing'll knock your socks off--and one always ends up missing. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1008 | This one is a mid-cycle modern." | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1009 | And your kids will really love the spin cycle. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1010 | It’s a brand new two-story wash up. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1011 | As you can see, we're not going to hang you out to dry. | 1.3615 | 0.05779 | 130 | 96 | 21 | 13 |
1012 | This washer/dryer comes with a build-in apartment. | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
1013 | We recommend moving in before the next cycle. | 1.3615 | 0.04369 | 130 | 89 | 38 | 3 |
1014 | The last tenants were evicted for paying rent with Canadian quarters | 1.3615 | 0.05005 | 130 | 89 | 35 | 6 |
1015 | This one has built-in apartment | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 88 | 37 | 5 |
1016 | You said your first priority was a washer/dryer. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1017 | We have a few minutes to look around before the next cycle starts. | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 88 | 37 | 5 |
1018 | It's the Sanitize 2021 model. Ensures you are completely germ-free the second you walk through your front door! | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1019 | You get the best views on tumble dry low | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1020 | AND it has an in-unit apartment! | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
1021 | This is one of our cleanest listings. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1022 | The kitchen’s in the next block over. | 1.3609 | 0.05975 | 133 | 101 | 16 | 16 |
1023 | Just wait until you the see the kitchen. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1024 | If you're into cycling, you'll love this place. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1025 | I guess you could say that this one practically cleans itself... | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1026 | The architect was Claes Oldenburg. | 1.3594 | 0.04801 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1027 | You would not believe all the loose socks we found in that apartment! | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1028 | This apartment is absolutely spotless. | 1.3594 | 0.05841 | 128 | 95 | 20 | 13 |
1029 | And here's the Museum of Modern Art office. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
1030 | Only 6000 quarters a month, hot water included | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1031 | This neighborhood is really turning around. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
1032 | Don’t worry, its just an Andy Warhol. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
1033 | The old top load units were a nightmare to enter. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1034 | Ironically, the laundry room’s in the basement. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1035 | The access is a lot more convenient than the top loading units. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1036 | It's a standard two-hour lease. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1037 | Well, Manhattan real estate IS the best way to launder money. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1038 | They will really help out with the mortgage. | 1.3594 | 0.06048 | 128 | 97 | 16 | 15 |
1039 | Ironically the top unit is the only one with flood insurance | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1040 | This neighborhood used to be full of top-loaders. | 1.3594 | 0.05627 | 128 | 93 | 24 | 11 |
1041 | It comes with a water view and a spin cycle. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1042 | it’s very quiet | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1043 | There’s in unit apartment in this washer dryer. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1044 | well this one offers an internal water view | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1045 | This one has loads of potential. | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
1046 | We can Iron out the details now. | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
1047 | No, I’m afraid we’ll have to wait. I can’t upon the door until the cycle finishes. | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
1048 | It's got a great view. | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1049 | Say goodbye to cleaning, laundry and breathing oxygen! | 1.3571 | 0.06012 | 126 | 95 | 17 | 14 |
1050 | And the best thing is it can be financed with dirty money. | 1.3571 | 0.06012 | 126 | 95 | 17 | 14 |
1051 | Now this unique. Him and bathing and living accommodations. Outhouse is separate. | 1.3571 | 0.06421 | 126 | 99 | 9 | 18 |
1052 | The previous tenants left a sock behind when they moved out... | 1.3571 | 0.06220 | 126 | 97 | 13 | 16 |
1053 | And this new up-to-date unit is for families who prefer to wash their dirty linens in public. | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1054 | The owners are selling because all of their socks go missing. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1055 | You still have to wear a mask, but you don't have to wash as often. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1056 | It's a Banksy. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1057 | I'm just saying finding a double-loader at this price, in this neighborhood, is only going to get harder. | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1058 | You wouldn't need to have an offshore account to launder your money | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1059 | The views are sensational, it's the perfect place to put up your feet and lose your socks. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1060 | Of course you can look inside, we just need to wait for this cycle to finish. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1061 | Well, what do you think? Would you like to take it for a spin? | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1062 | You’ll still need quarters, of course. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1063 | Bitcoin-operated. | 1.3520 | 0.06038 | 125 | 95 | 16 | 14 |
1064 | This place comes with a laundry list of amenities. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1065 | Beyond the obvious, you can eat and sleep here too`! | 1.3496 | 0.06107 | 123 | 94 | 15 | 14 |
1066 | Ignore the unfounded rumors of money laundering here. | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 31 | 6 |
1067 | This one’s listed at 3 million quarters. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1068 | A piece of architecture so newsworthy it guarantees "permanent press" | 1.3496 | 0.05770 | 123 | 91 | 21 | 11 |
1069 | So this place actually has its own washer and dryer. | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
1070 | You'll find the downstairs is super easy to clean, and the upstairs stays warm -- even in winter!" | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
1071 | These properties are a good opportunity for money laundering. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1072 | The original owner was a crazy plumber taken away by two men in very white suits. | 1.3471 | 0.05834 | 121 | 90 | 20 | 11 |
1073 | You will need to make an offer soon -- we have had enquiries from the White House. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1074 | This one's a great deal, only 12,000 quarters a month. | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1075 | Of course that's plus utilities. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1076 | Rest assured this neighborhood has evolved from their history of separating whites and darks. | 1.3471 | 0.05834 | 121 | 90 | 20 | 11 |
1077 | It's a Frank Gehry. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
1078 | It never sold. Who wants two washers? | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
1079 | "You'll wake up clean and fresh every morning." | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1080 | It's always clean. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1081 | Rent is due in quarters | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1082 | Of course, this is much more convenient than the top-loader I just showed you down the block. | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1083 | If the neighbors complain about the noise, just switch it to delicates. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1084 | You'll wake up spotless every morning! | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1085 | The rent is cheap because the previous landlord was arrested for money laundering. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1086 | The listing actually did say 'unit in washer-dryer' | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1087 | I know a washer and drier in the building was high on your list, so... | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1088 | Of course the lower unit has some mold issues. | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1089 | If you don't like this one we have a refrigerator model with free air conditioning. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1090 | Perfect for anyone looking for a stacked unit! | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1091 | Running the comps, it’s energy efficiency is highly competitive. | 1.3445 | 0.05778 | 119 | 88 | 21 | 10 |
1092 | ...and one last thing we'd expect your rent to be paid before the final rinse cycle begins. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1093 | The living rooms are absolutely spotless. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1094 | You'll never guess what's not included. | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1095 | You'll find the kitchen two blocks down | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1096 | Unfortunately, the coin shortage means that this listing is not available. | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1097 | Great! Shall we wash inside and iron out the details | 1.3445 | 0.05900 | 119 | 89 | 19 | 11 |
1098 | I also have a stainless steel listing, but it won't beat this location. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1099 | Are you sure you requested ‘pre-war’ and not ‘pre-wash’? | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1100 | The only negative is that you’ll have to pay the rent with quarters. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1101 | This unit was designed by an architect with a notoriously dry sense of humor. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1102 | It’s our newest bi-level model. Care to go for a spin? | 1.3419 | 0.06089 | 117 | 89 | 16 | 12 |
1103 | ...and the rent includes all utilities. | 1.3419 | 0.04727 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1104 | We call it the Trump Stackable, American steel, Chinese labor, US tariffs and it keeps the president’s dirty laundry appearing as if the stains aren’t visible. | 1.3419 | 0.06089 | 117 | 89 | 16 | 12 |
1105 | A view of the water whenever you have enough quarters. | 1.3419 | 0.06089 | 117 | 89 | 16 | 12 |
1106 | Technically, the utilites are included." | 1.3419 | 0.05102 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1107 | This unit will be available whenever you hear the buzzer. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1108 | Yes, but it's lovely inside. Just hold onto the railings during the rinse cycle. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1109 | We mix our whites and darks. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1110 | Obviously, utilities are included. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1111 | This is the cleanest house you'll ever find. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1112 | And when rent is due, simply deposit 5,000 quarters into this slot. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1113 | As you can see, this unit runs on clean energy. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1114 | If you prefer a side-by-side, I have another listing two blocks over. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1115 | The previous owner was underwater on his mortgage. | 1.3419 | 0.06555 | 117 | 93 | 8 | 16 |
1116 | It comes fully loaded. | 1.3419 | 0.06089 | 117 | 91 | 13 | 13 |
1117 | A very clean and dry Duplex | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1118 | And of course, nowadays, it's fine to mix whites and coloreds | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1119 | ...and, best of all, the upper washer has a completely unobstructed view of the George Washington Bridge! | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1120 | If you think this is magnificent, wail 'til I show you the community toilet. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1121 | Of course the appliances aren't included in the price. | 1.3419 | 0.04804 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1122 | Washing machines on both floors is very convenient. | 1.3419 | 0.06442 | 117 | 92 | 10 | 15 |
1123 | And the rent can be paid in quarters! | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1124 | There's a few facts about this neighborhood that have been whitewashed. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1125 | The sellers remodeled with all new appliances. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1126 | Well, it might look modern, but I’m afraid the landlord wants all colours separated from the whites. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1127 | You'll LOVE this apartment! It just screams "Clean!" | 1.3419 | 0.04880 | 117 | 82 | 31 | 4 |
1128 | This one is currently in foreclosure due to the current coin shortage | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1129 | That's totally fake news--I swear that the Fair Housing Commission is not investigating us for separating the whites from the colored. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1130 | The Maytags are a lovely family. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
1131 | It's immaculately clean. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1132 | Appliance manufacturers are getting into the housing market. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1133 | The architect is influenced by the Wash & Fold Movement. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1134 | It’ll be nice to come home and take a load off. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1135 | if you live here you'd be clean by now | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1136 | We need to come together by staying apart. | 1.3419 | 0.06327 | 117 | 91 | 12 | 14 |
1137 | It’s a two storey attached high rise, built for the high speed, clean lifestyle. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1138 | : Well...look at it this way, it's a revenue opportunity. | 1.3419 | 0.04804 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1139 | Make sure you clean the lint trap or the whole city will burn down. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1140 | Unfortunately there’s no laundry in the building. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1141 | It’s whole-unit laundry, and if you’re a good enough swimmer, the risk of drowning is low. | 1.3419 | 0.06089 | 117 | 89 | 16 | 12 |
1142 | There’s a laundromat just around the corner. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1143 | These are high efficiency apartments | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
1144 | Don’t look now, but there’s a man trying to steal your purse. | 1.3415 | 0.05636 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1145 | And it features on-site laundry. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1146 | The architect was going for a fresh clean look. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1147 | FINALLY, a washer/dryer in our price range with the apartment included! | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1148 | Yes! I'm pretty sure the price includes a washer and dryer | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1149 | The upstairs is dryer | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1150 | There is a lot of turnover in this building. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1151 | You can have either - it's a wash | 1.3391 | 0.06284 | 115 | 89 | 13 | 13 |
1152 | Your kids will love the spin cycle. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1153 | You don't ever need to take off your clothes! | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1154 | ... and there's a laundromat next door ... | 1.3391 | 0.06284 | 115 | 89 | 13 | 13 |
1155 | I hope you have plenty of quarters! | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1156 | Drop by Tuesday night. Wear dark colors. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1157 | It's a foreclosure. The previous owner found himself in hot water. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1158 | This used to be owned by the Maytag repairman. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1159 | It’s a second floor wash up. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1160 | Our COVID condos are the latest craze in real estate! | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1161 | No. Heat and hot water are not included. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1162 | Just think of it as having an indoor pool and sauna. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1163 | Now, the utilities are a little steep. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1164 | Unfortunately ma’am, we don’t accept credit card. Only quarters. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1165 | The rent is only $3,500, but you have to pay it in quarters. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1166 | These are the first Post Covid self-sanitizing apartments. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1167 | Look at those fantastic picture windows. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1168 | You pay by the hour here. Hope you have quarters | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1169 | The drawback is that you’ll need a lot of quarters every month to pay the rent. | 1.3391 | 0.04766 | 115 | 78 | 35 | 2 |
1170 | ironically, these condos don’t have a laundry room. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1171 | You can ignore the factory labels about separating whites and colors. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1172 | These units come with great views, but do require flood insurance. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1173 | This is where all the neighborhood dirty laundry is aired. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1174 | It provides hand, mask and full body sanitizing every time you arrive home. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1175 | No bedroom,no bath,but washer and dryer are included. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1176 | You know? Money laundering..... | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1177 | And if you toss and turn at night, there’s even a control to moderate that. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1178 | The washer dryer comes with an apartment. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1179 | This one has a unique indoor pool and sauna. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1180 | The pros are location, size, and price. The cons are you’re going to lose a lot of socks. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1181 | It's nice,but I'd wait for the Memorial Day Savings Event... | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1182 | ...and on top of all of that, the delicate cycle is a great way to relax and unwind. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1183 | This is the most sought-after townhouse in the Garment District. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1184 | It's post-war and pre-soak. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1185 | Accepts quarters. US not Canadian. | 1.3391 | 0.06284 | 115 | 89 | 13 | 13 |
1186 | Street washing on Tuesdays and Fridays. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1187 | So to answer your question about in-unit laundry... | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1188 | I'm sorry, there's nothing available at The Dakota. Have you considered The Maytag? | 1.3391 | 0.06162 | 115 | 88 | 15 | 12 |
1189 | It comes with everything, except a washer and dryer. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1190 | And the best part is, it's a self-cleaning unit. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1191 | Yes,this was Andy Warhol's only venture into architecture! | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1192 | As I said, it has a water view | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1193 | The owners are keeping the appliances, but otherwise this place is perfect! | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1194 | Would you like to take our newest apartment for a spin? | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1195 | It’s a duplex, so you’ll still need a dryer. | 1.3391 | 0.06284 | 115 | 89 | 13 | 13 |
1196 | And the plus side is that you can pay your rent in quarters! | 1.3391 | 0.06404 | 115 | 90 | 11 | 14 |
1197 | Flood insurance is included. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1198 | So, we offer some very nice duplexes with the option of having no washer and dryer or only a washer and dryer. | 1.3391 | 0.06162 | 115 | 88 | 15 | 12 |
1199 | The original owners were loaded. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1200 | No, you can't pay rent in coins. Why would you ask? | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1201 | The neighbors might get a bit agitated,but just think how convenient it will be for you. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1202 | The rent is due on the first, payable in quarters. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1203 | This unit comes with self-cleaning windows. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1204 | If you prefer, we have the side by side option, too. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1205 | The tour is two hours, and if you live it’s yours. | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1206 | so you said you need a clean corona-free house? | 1.3391 | 0.06284 | 115 | 89 | 13 | 13 |
1207 | The apartment unfortunately is not included with the washer/dryer. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1208 | Some call it gentrification but I call it white washing | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1209 | It may not seem important now, but when global warming causes the sea levels to rise, you’ll be glad your whole second story is a drier. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1210 | The good news is you can pay your rent in quarters. | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1211 | Property can be an excellent way to launder money | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1212 | Believe it or not, it’s pre-war. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1213 | No, I asked if it HAS a washer and dryer. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1214 | Utilities include heat, water and detergent | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1215 | I could show you something top loading on the west side. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1216 | The condo board is insured for any socks that go missing. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1217 | The bottom apartment simulates the the lush warmth of Florida and the top is Arizona dry heat. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1218 | Want to see the toilet? | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1219 | Open floor plan, built-in fire sprinklers, and and unlimited missing socks. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1220 | Yes there is the occasional lost socks, but overall it’s a great neighborhood”. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1221 | Are laundry facilities big on your list? | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1222 | We like to think of it as fostering a cleaner style of living. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1223 | Our cat would hate this house. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1224 | You sacrifice a little, but it's our most energy-efficient space. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1225 | I don’t know, hun, I might feel a little agitated in this unit. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1226 | The views are spectacular once the rinse cycle is finished. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1227 | It’s 2020. There are no restrictions on mixing darks with whites. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1228 | No, no, no. I said, "Washer/dryer IS unit." | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1229 | We normally keep lights and darks separate, but for you we can make an exception. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1230 | Don't wait too long. This cycle is the best time to buy. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1231 | Rent is due quarterly. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1232 | Oh,I'm sorry. This one is not on the market. The owners have been wishy washy to sell. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1233 | I think you'll find top-loaders are just not as efficient to live in. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1234 | All references to mixing whites and coloreds were removed from the Neighborhood Association by-laws. But as you can see, residual stains still remain. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1235 | And these two were built with laundered money | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1236 | Just restrict your decor to washable items, and you'll never have to clean house again. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1237 | Kitchen? It's in the basement. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1238 | The upstairs is lovely but the downstairs does get damp... | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1239 | ... and it's a quiet neighborhood, so gentle cycle only after 10. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1240 | Wait to you see the refrigerator. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1241 | It also serves as a homing device for your college-age children. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1242 | Well, normal is just a setting on a washing machine. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1243 | And there's no better place to settle down and start a new life cycle together. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1244 | Laundry on site, so that’s a plus..... | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1245 | You can either wear a mask or go through these. Your choice. | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
1246 | There’s loads to do in Washing-Ton Heights | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1247 | They have kids. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1248 | I know it seems strange but the focus group loved it | 1.3363 | 0.05200 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1249 | It’s both temperature and rent controlled. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1250 | The monthly rent is 12,000 quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1251 | It's the only washer and dryer only unit in the city, just $45,000 a month! | 1.3333 | 0.06442 | 111 | 87 | 11 | 13 |
1252 | This is honestly the cleanest apartment on the West Side. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1253 | And this is our Deutsche Bank branch | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1254 | Actually, utilities are not included. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1255 | The seller's asking 1.4 million. All in quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1256 | The former owner was a money launderer. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1257 | Did I mention this was the old Garment District? | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1258 | It was built in 2020 when cleaning was a big deal. It's called modern pandemic architecture. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1259 | And you'll never vacuum again! | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1260 | Before I can take you in, we have to wait for the spin cycle to stop | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1261 | Each unit has an indoor pool. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 88 | 12 | 11 |
1262 | ....and the prior owner of this unique gem of a rowhouse was the CEO of LG! | 1.3333 | 0.06568 | 111 | 88 | 9 | 14 |
1263 | Your security deposit needs to be in cash, preferably in quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1264 | The move in security deposit is 3,860 quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05554 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1265 | We now accommodate whites and darks at the same time. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1266 | It's the latest thing if you're into clean living. And the deal is so good it will make your head spin. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1267 | How would you like to see our luxury sheets -- sorry -- suites? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1268 | I've also got a top loader available, but it's on Staten Island. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1269 | Asking price is $1.82 million but it needs to be paid in quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1270 | With the amenities, the price difference comes out in the wash. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1271 | The gym in the building has a great spin class | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1272 | The housing market is really tumbling. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1273 | This is one of our finest listings. It even comes equipped with three mismatched socks! | 1.3333 | 0.04845 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1274 | Rent is 300 rolls of quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1275 | Great. But is it Lint-Controlled? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1276 | What do you think? Should we give it a whirl? | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1277 | Look, there’s no way to spin this. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1278 | I can also show you a side-by-side ranch version. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1279 | The landlord prefers quarters for rent. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1280 | It's a two-story no bed, no bath. Water and heat are included. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1281 | It's where they filmed "The Shape of Water!" | 1.3333 | 0.06182 | 111 | 85 | 15 | 11 |
1282 | Plus, you get to keep the quarters. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1283 | And if you really want to liven up a party put it on "Spin | 1.3333 | 0.05455 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1284 | Recently updated and maintenance free...just set it and forget it! | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1285 | It’s got a great view. Can I take you for a spin? | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1286 | This one comes with an available extended warranty. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1287 | But is the unit in-unit? | 1.3333 | 0.06442 | 111 | 87 | 11 | 13 |
1288 | The architect wanted a clean design. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1289 | Aren’t you the couple that owns the muddy elephant? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1290 | Andy Warhol used to live here. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1291 | And as you can see we keep this neighborhood very clean. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1292 | Everyone wants to know somebody with a street-facing front-loader. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1293 | « The neighborhood offers new, safe and easy ways to mingle” | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1294 | It used to be top-loading. | 1.3333 | 0.06313 | 111 | 86 | 13 | 12 |
1295 | The best thing is the neighborhood always smells April fresh. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1296 | It’s the cleanest apartment in the neighbourhood. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1297 | As you can see, sales in this neighborhood are spinning out of control | 1.3333 | 0.06182 | 111 | 85 | 15 | 11 |
1298 | Your rent is mitigated by how much people pay to watch you spin. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1299 | From the dryer, you can see the Empire State Building! | 1.3304 | 0.06134 | 112 | 86 | 15 | 11 |
1300 | From an architectural point of view,this one has the cleanest lines. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1301 | All the neighbors pitched in. It's how we wash our teenagers. | 1.3304 | 0.06001 | 112 | 85 | 17 | 10 |
1302 | Rent is paid quarterly | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1303 | And we give you your first roll of quarters. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1304 | And the House Comes With Them | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1305 | $6500 a month, but you get all the free Bleu Cheese you want. | 1.3304 | 0.06391 | 112 | 88 | 11 | 13 |
1306 | Before we go in, please remove any coins from your pockets. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1307 | It’s not like it’s a Starbucks | 1.3304 | 0.06264 | 112 | 87 | 13 | 12 |
1308 | The landlord takes payment in quarters. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1309 | I know you preferred a top-loading unit, but the neighborhood historical society is very strict about the zoning. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1310 | You said you wanted an in-washer/dryer unit, yes? | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1311 | The previous owner was a money launderer. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1312 | Next, I'd like to show you this cute, 2-story wash up. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1313 | Would you like to read the EnergyGuide before we go in? | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1314 | I affectionately call this one the Sears Tower. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1315 | I prefer them side by side. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1316 | They say the place practically cleans itself. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1317 | You can wash your clothes without ever taking them off. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1318 | This architect's vision was a modern, clean style. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1319 | On the bright side, a rat could never survive in there. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1320 | The prior owners are now separated. | 1.3303 | 0.05057 | 109 | 76 | 30 | 3 |
1321 | The upstairs unit can get a little hot. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1322 | As discussed, the lease is front loaded. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1323 | I wouldn't believe what you read about housing bubbles. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1324 | Why go to the gym now? You can spin cycle in your new townhome. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1325 | And it comes with an apartment in the basement. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1326 | And here's the irony. No washer and dryer." | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1327 | No, you can't change the facade, it's a load-bearing wall. | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1328 | Well no, there's not laundry in the building." | 1.3303 | 0.05981 | 109 | 82 | 18 | 9 |
1329 | And it comes with an apartment size washer and dryer. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1330 | This place will knock your socks off. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1331 | The spin cycle is a great way to spend the weekend. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1332 | The previous owners were filthy rich. | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
1333 | "When it was built, one was for whites and one was for coloreds." | 1.3303 | 0.05981 | 109 | 82 | 18 | 9 |
1334 | It's good to have an income-producing ground-floor unit. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1335 | These new developments are really cleaning up the look of the neighborhood | 1.3303 | 0.06121 | 109 | 83 | 16 | 10 |
1336 | ...comes with in-unit washer dryer combo | 1.3303 | 0.06524 | 109 | 86 | 10 | 13 |
1337 | This model has big windows, ample heating, and surprising twists and turns. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1338 | As you can see, there's laundry in the building. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1339 | Come home, take a load off, put a load in. It's the cycle of life. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1340 | And utilities are included. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1341 | This washer dryer comes with its own townhouse. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1342 | A big advantage is that you'll never hear your neighbors. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1343 | Yes, the 2 million quarters asking price is only for the first floor. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1344 | They ask for the security deposit in quarters. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1345 | There’s no contract, just don’t run out of quarters. | 1.3271 | 0.05017 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1346 | And the rent is only 12,000 quarters per month. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1347 | Trust me, the new townhouses in Flushing look even worse | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
1348 | One is half empty. The other is half full. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1349 | I'm sure you'll fit right in with the neighbors upstairs. | 1.3271 | 0.06610 | 107 | 85 | 9 | 13 |
1350 | Here we have the latest in condo design, its completely self cleaning. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1351 | The architect calls it Washing-ton Place. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1352 | Care to go for a spin? | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1353 | They only accept quarters for the rent payments. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1354 | This futuristic, cozy house was owned by Mr. Clean. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1355 | 'Mid-Century Modern: you either love it or you hate it' | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1356 | And these appliances come with a 2 bedroom apartment. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1357 | Sure, it's a new concept. Give it a spin! | 1.3271 | 0.06475 | 107 | 84 | 11 | 12 |
1358 | Do you prefer to be on top? | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
1359 | And the Maytag Repairman lives right next door! | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1360 | The ground floor is prone to flooding, but it's drier upstairs." | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1361 | It's totally energy efficient. | 1.3271 | 0.06337 | 107 | 83 | 13 | 11 |
1362 | I don’t know, Hon. This place looks like a lot of work. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1363 | I know this may not have been the neighborhood you requested, but let's go ahead and give it a spin. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1364 | Oh privacy is important to you? That might be a problem, be prepared for all your dirty laundry to be aired out to your neighbors. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1365 | It's ideal if you need to launder money for the down payment. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1366 | This is what you call clean living. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1367 | You will want to bring a lot of quarters with you when you move. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1368 | I know what your thinking, where's the dryer? | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1369 | The top floor is heated by water and the bottom floor by air. | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
1370 | Since the COVID 19 crisis, demand for them has doubled | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1371 | While the rent is high, the tumble-dry is low | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
1372 | The first floor is commercial. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1373 | We only show them between cycles | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1374 | Trust me, by the end of the tour your heads will be spinning with questions. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1375 | Just wait for the cycle to end and the doors will unlock. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1376 | This early 90's stackable loft has lovely round picture windows and 3 wash cycles | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1377 | Look on the bright side, it’s front loading! | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1378 | It's the latest rage - self-cleaning condos! | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1379 | Yes, we do have appartments with top loading too. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1380 | Coin entry instead of keys! | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
1381 | And the rent is paid in quarters... | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1382 | And this is the Clean Living Building...it was designed by the famous architect R.U. Kidden. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1383 | This unit's laundry list of unique features will make your head spin. | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
1384 | This neighborhood is entering a new cycle. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1385 | Make sure you have quarters . . . that's how you get in. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1386 | This one has all the bells and whooshes. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1387 | And this our coin operated unit, priced at 75 million quarters | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1388 | The architect got his start designing laundromats. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1389 | Unfortunately, you will have to pay rent in quarters | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1390 | When the economy tumbled, this duplex foreclothed | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1391 | I think you'll really like it here in Washingaton Heights! | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1392 | It’s the new Trump Tower that was built with money from Russia. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1393 | Rent is only 20,000 quarters a month. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1394 | And this is why I hate my job | 1.3250 | 0.05936 | 120 | 93 | 15 | 12 |
1395 | It's a very quiet neighborhood - unless someone has left change in their pocket | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1396 | You can spin, wash and dry all at the same time, and with a view. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1397 | How would you like to come home and just have a good soak and then an amazing spin class in your very own home ? | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1398 | No keys—it’s QUARTERS ONLY. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1399 | And this washer comes with an apartment too! | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1400 | It was the previous owner's attempt to clean up the neighborhood. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1401 | And as you can see, it comes with a built in house | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1402 | Studios? We actually like to call them efficiencies. I have a high one and a low one. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1403 | We also offer these units side-by-side. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1404 | This neighborhood's a bit touchy about separating whites. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1405 | This unit only accepts rent payments in quarters | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1406 | It comes with a lifetime supply of laundry detergent. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1407 | There are coin-operated apartments in the basement. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1408 | The previous owners couldn't keep up with emptying the lint tray every day. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1409 | And as you can see the washer and dryer do come with an apartment. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1410 | This one has utility rooms on both floors! | 1.3238 | 0.06419 | 105 | 82 | 12 | 11 |
1411 | It's self-cleaning and the soap is provided by the HOA. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1412 | And each unit comes with its own apartment. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1413 | It has a walk-in closet, walk-in pantry and a walk-in washer/dryer. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1414 | Yes, Mr Trump is the landlord. Some Russian people are living in there currently. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1415 | Just make sure you let the cat out on wash day. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1416 | We'll need to iron out a couple details, but it should be a pretty clean close. | 1.3238 | 0.06419 | 105 | 82 | 12 | 11 |
1417 | And we'll throw in a single sock for free! | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1418 | This next unit is super clean. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1419 | Of all the properties I’m going to show you this is by far the cleanest. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1420 | We'll just need your first, last, and detergent of choice. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1421 | If you look close enough, you'll see my cat in the bottom one. | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1422 | It was completely updated for these turbulent times. | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 72 | 32 | 1 |
1423 | It's the latest thing in clean architecture. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1424 | And this is the self-cleaning condo.. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1425 | After incentives? 13,380 quarters. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1426 | Unfortunately, they're broken so you'll have to use the laundromat down the street. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1427 | This place is rarely available off cycle. | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1428 | Rather than sending a check once a month, the landlord prefers that tenants pay rent by quarter. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1429 | So you can see, they have really cleaned up the neighborhood. | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1430 | For those days when you feel too lazy to jump in the shower. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1431 | All appliances are included. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1432 | Eh... It's a little wishy-washy for our taste. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1433 | You'd be expected to participate in the Neighborhood Wash Program. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1434 | The stacked washer-dryer entrance makes decontamination of guests a breeze. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1435 | The developer seems to have struggled somewhat with the methodology of money laundering | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1436 | This is designed by a new and upcoming builder. His name is Maytag. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1437 | No problem. There's a change machine in the basement. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1438 | We can't go in until the spin cycle is complete. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1439 | Andy Warhol did the exterior. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1440 | The previous owners were money launderers. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1441 | ...you'll appreciate the easier access, it used to be a top-loader | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1442 | They’ve really begun to clean up the neighborhood. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1443 | You would have nothing to worry about, they don’t separate whites and colors. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1444 | I know it’s hard to believe, but the architect of this stunning row house started his career at Maytag. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1445 | You can pay the deposit in quarters. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1446 | And when you want to go out for a spin, you don't even need to leave your apartment. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1447 | Rent for this unit is only payable in quarters. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1448 | now this is our ocd suite | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1449 | First there was Bauhaus, then came Westinghaus. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1450 | Would you rather me take you to the cleaners instead? | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1451 | On the plus side, you won't need to clean the apartment when you move out. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1452 | It's Mid-Century Maytag. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1453 | It cleans itself. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1454 | The last tenants died in a fire. Ironic, isn't it? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1455 | Don’t you just love the clean lines of Maytag Revival? | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1456 | This way you’ll only need to do one big wash a year | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1457 | The previous owner was a bit of a clean freak. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1458 | Interest has been cyclic. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1459 | Just wait until you see the Lint Trap. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1460 | You will constantly check yourself for pocket change, but on the bright side, there is no HOA. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1461 | This might not be for you if you are a delicate person. | 1.3238 | 0.04384 | 105 | 74 | 30 | 1 |
1462 | Unfortunately... for these utilities, units are not included. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1463 | ...and this building's façade has an unexpected Warhol-ish feel to it | 1.3238 | 0.04279 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1464 | . . . A Peloton? Oh no, not THAT kind of spin cycle. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1465 | If you're into money laundering, this is just the place for you | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1466 | This one includes in unit bedroom and kitchen. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1467 | This next one will knock your socks off, and perhaps keep them too | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1468 | oh, sorry. There was a typo on the listing. It should’ve read ‘W/D *is* unit’ | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1469 | This is where New York’s oldest crime family lived | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1470 | The unit does come with a washer and dryer | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1471 | - The complex includes a cross-fit gym, a yoga studio and here's where we do spin cycle. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1472 | - All your missing socks are behind that door... | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1473 | The architectural style can best be described as Cyclical | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1474 | This was our 2020 model. It was designed by Donald J. Trump and was supposed to automatically separate the blacks from the whites but it failed for good on 11/3/20. | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
1475 | And you have your choice of warm or cold cycles depending on the weather. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1476 | And with this house, the windows wash themselves. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1477 | Yes, it’s in-unit. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1478 | This one has a view of the water | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1479 | It's only 200,000 quarters a month. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1480 | I can show this one. Have you got any quarters? | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1481 | I'm sorry, that was a typo. It should read "washer/dryer IS unit." | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1482 | Until recently, it was Whites Only. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1483 | It’s been fully renovated for pandemic living | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1484 | I know, but you just have to see the inside. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1485 | Let me take you through the bleach tray and show you around. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1486 | Unfortunately this one does not come with a dishwasher. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1487 | The building does come with a no cats policy | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1488 | Once this cycle’s done we can take a look. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1489 | The developer misspelled Neighborhood Watch | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1490 | The President’s press secretary would be your neighbor | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
1491 | You’re probably wondering what the Downy-payment is... | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1492 | These two units rent by the hour | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1493 | This is a Trump property: colors and whites must be separated. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1494 | They think the previous owner was laundering money. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1495 | They’re technically in unit. | 1.3204 | 0.06648 | 103 | 82 | 9 | 12 |
1496 | The landlord accepts only quarters. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1497 | And it practically cleans itself. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1498 | This is a modern unit so all colors are welcome together. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1499 | The utility bills are a little higher than most town houses. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1500 | And, if you rent the other unit, the interest rate comes out in the wash | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1501 | Since we installed these, we have changed our school colors to pink and gray. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1502 | This one was designed by Robert Bosch | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
1503 | The owner is seeking tenants with good moral fabric. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1504 | This next visit will knock your socks off. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
1505 | No, as a matter of fact, but you'd be surprised how often I get that question. " | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1506 | Person Woman Man Camera TV | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
1507 | The architect used to work for Whirlpool. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1508 | It'll remind you of that last cruise. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1509 | It's a steal. The last owner's in jail for money laundering. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1510 | Finally, a separate washer for his clothes.. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1511 | Sorry, there's no dishwasher. | 1.3173 | 0.06301 | 104 | 81 | 13 | 10 |
1512 | You don't have to pay extra for the washer and dryer. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1513 | It will serve as the new Spin Room headquaters for both the DNC and RNC. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1514 | Best money-laundering in New York. Endorsed by Tump. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1515 | Sorry, there isn't a laundry room. | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1516 | The Sellers are retiring to a nudist colony. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1517 | COVID friendly! | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1518 | The sellers ran a laundromat and decided to work from home | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1519 | In the current regulatory climate these neighborhood money laundering franchises offer a great opportunity for small investors. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1520 | The unit on the top has a bit of a high turnover rate. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1521 | There's a 24 hour kitchen just down the block. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1522 | So you were asking why our listing says “it depends” next to the heat and water options? | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1523 | Oh, and the sellers are very motivated. | 1.3173 | 0.06591 | 104 | 83 | 9 | 12 |
1524 | The owner requests that you thoroughly wash and dry your clothes before the house tour. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1525 | Your first time in Texas? | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1526 | No, but here's a laundromat on the next block. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1527 | Yes, the buildings on the side do shake a little, but only on the spin cycle. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1528 | Supposedly, it saves renters from being taken to the cleaners. | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
1529 | You’ll love this next one. It’s very easy to clean. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1530 | Sorry, the side-by-side you wanted is out of our price range. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1531 | The downside of this location is that you can’t mix whites and colors. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1532 | ... and the soap truck delivers every Wednesday. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1533 | The ultimate in clean living! | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1534 | The rent is only 25 cents for ten minutes. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1535 | It's your kind of future, Donald - a two story turnabout with living quarters in the back, money launder upfront. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1536 | The units in the center building see a lot of turnover. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1537 | And if you need to throw in the towel on 2020 please use the top unit. The bottom is for those all washed up. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1538 | It's the cleanest neighbourhood we have to offer and the schools are great too. | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
1539 | Did I mention there’s laundry in the building? | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1540 | No, this one doesn’t, but I can show you some with laundry machines in the unit... | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1541 | That place has a lot of turnover | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1542 | What better way to wash your future unfold ..” | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1543 | The architect designed this a postmodernist comment on segregation. Whites downstairs and Colors upstairs. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1544 | The dual cycle duplex will see you through the pandemic and the election. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1545 | Here you can start with a clean sheet | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1546 | The neighborhood is really being cleaned up. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1547 | Post Covid Architecture | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
1548 | OH it's a lovely building, and the Whites and the Coloreds are separated | 1.3173 | 0.06301 | 104 | 81 | 13 | 10 |
1549 | It's just the essentials. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1550 | My husband thinks we can increase the resale value if we convert the second level to a dryer. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1551 | ADA compliant for the OCD client. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1552 | I'd take you inside, but I'm all out of quarters. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1553 | All units come with a washer and dryer. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1554 | ...and it's convertible to side-by-side if you ever move to the country. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1555 | The former owner was an offshore banker... | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1556 | Now this beauty actually has an in-unit bedroom and bathroom. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1557 | But on the plus side, the motion is very soothing. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1558 | Only 20% down, but that has to be paid in quarters. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1559 | No cleaning deposit necessary for this unit. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1560 | Just think, you'll be paying off your mortgage in five years--all in quarters. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1561 | It's a forced sale. The former owner thought it would make a great store front for money laundering." | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1562 | I give up - will THIS work? | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1563 | It's a very clean complex. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1564 | You get plenty of exercise without going to the gym. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1565 | The only complaint we get is missing socks. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1566 | This one cleans up nice. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1567 | It's really designed as a home for larger families. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1568 | It’s an experiment in self-cleaning units. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1569 | I think you'll prefer this over your ranch-style top loader. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1570 | This one was previously owned by a money launderer. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1571 | this unit is self-cleaning | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1572 | You'll never guess what appliances are included with this one. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1573 | If you rent an apartment today, we include a roll of quarters." | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1574 | As an honest realtor, I’m not going to put any spin on this. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1575 | This one is rumored to be a Banksy. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1576 | We rent this by the hour, or until your clothes are dry. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1577 | It's two dryers stacked on top of each other. I know! I don't get it either. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1578 | ‘..having the Dryer on top is the main plus - takes up half the space!’ | 1.3168 | 0.06884 | 101 | 82 | 6 | 13 |
1579 | The tide pod challenge got out of hand here | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1580 | The laundry comes with on-site apartment, so that's a big plus. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1581 | And the bank is just down the street because you'll need lots of quarters. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1582 | Wait til you see the mud room! | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1583 | You'll get used to the extra-loud buzzer. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1584 | Oh...and it has a walk-in lint trap! | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1585 | And it comes with a built-in apartment. | 1.3137 | 0.06228 | 102 | 79 | 14 | 9 |
1586 | You said washer and dryer in unit was a must. | 1.3137 | 0.06532 | 102 | 81 | 10 | 11 |
1587 | The previous renters’ only complaint was the occasional loss of a sock. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1588 | This unit is spotless. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1589 | This is our newest model, the stacked unit. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1590 | The previous owners went missing. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1591 | They want the security deposit in quarters | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1592 | The only available property in your price range is this best of a kind $850,000 townhouse. Do not worry, it was designated as a laundry unit merely for permiting purposes. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1593 | And no matter how you spin it, it'll always be home sweet home. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1594 | And there's a new roof, which keeps the top dryer. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1595 | These units offer the ultimate in Covid-proof living | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1596 | Vent controlled! | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1597 | This all-unit washer/dryer is a rare find in NYC | 1.3137 | 0.06532 | 102 | 81 | 10 | 11 |
1598 | ...and the interiors are the perfect mix of warmth and clean lines. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1599 | There is a rumor that a treasure of coins exists in the basement. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1600 | We welcome people of mixed colors. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1601 | The cleanest condos on the block! | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1602 | Excellent location with 360 degree views of the city... | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1603 | It doesn't actually have a washer or dryer, but there's a laundromat a few blocks away. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1604 | It’s from an overlooked school of architecture called post appliance modern. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1605 | Fun fact, the original homeowner was Mr. Clean. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1606 | It's a steal but utilities are not included. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1607 | Virus free. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
1608 | The mortgage costs are front loaded. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1609 | I hear that a lot... | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1610 | Right, the top loaders were never very popular. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1611 | It gets get great light during the spin cycle. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1612 | vinyl floors, vinyl walls and completely waterproof furniture- the modern self cleaning apartment- it is so the 2020's | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1613 | And down the street, we're showing one with two dryers. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1614 | We call this "wash and wear" architechture | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1615 | It's very warm in the winter. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1616 | The architect was Buckminster Fulloader. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1617 | Now, this one is perfect if you're planning to have children but are too busy to take them to the playground. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1618 | You’ll need first and last month’s rent, in quarters. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1619 | The rent is 2,880 quarters per month, but as part of our “Move In Special” your first fifteen minutes are free. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1620 | It’s a months’ detergent, and first and last months’ quarters. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1621 | The front loader portal provides a wonderful option for deliveries. | 1.3131 | 0.05206 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1622 | You're welcome to come in and take a spin. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1623 | And it has a two car car-wash in back. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1624 | In spin cycle, they double as his and hers treadmills. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1625 | And it comes with a studio apartment. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1626 | Of course, you have to leave during the spin cycle. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1627 | This one is ideal for folks who just want to get back on the ‘Normal’ cycle. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1628 | You have to pay the rent in quarters. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
1629 | Even if you have a lots of kids, you'll always be able to handle their washing. | 1.3131 | 0.06833 | 99 | 80 | 7 | 12 |
1630 | It’s cozy, walkable to everything, and self-cleaning. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1631 | This is the perfect condo for someone with a laundry fetish! | 1.3131 | 0.06680 | 99 | 79 | 9 | 11 |
1632 | The previous tenants, a pair of socks, got separated. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1633 | Do you swim? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1634 | If they're not back shortly, we can remove them and get you in | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1635 | It really is an amazing find if you don't mind having to use all those quarters..! | 1.3131 | 0.06680 | 99 | 79 | 9 | 11 |
1636 | You can rent for one year, six months, or just a 12 minute spin | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1637 | The 20 second hand wash is so passé. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1638 | General Electric and his wife live here. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1639 | Heat, electric, hot water -- all included! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1640 | It's a duplex, but high efficiency. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1641 | Unfortunately, this place makes us separate our whites from our blacks... | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1642 | And now for the latest in D.C. residential living, "the spin cycle." | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1643 | But super-sized amenities are the hottest trend right now. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1644 | ...and this replaced the Washington Monument. | 1.3131 | 0.04573 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1645 | And the underwear is included at no charge! | 1.3131 | 0.06680 | 99 | 79 | 9 | 11 |
1646 | Ironically, it does NOT come with a laundry room | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1647 | You'll never need Disneyland again. | 1.3131 | 0.04222 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1648 | 'This property's ideally suited to germaphobes. Let me show you around, and around and around.....' | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1649 | The rent is $5,200 per month – payable in quarters. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1650 | As you can see, the on-site laundry is a huge plus. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1651 | They say the owner was accused of laundering money | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1652 | The upstairs folks almost never run a second rinse, so a very quiet couple. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1653 | The biggest problem is folding your clothes on the sidewalk. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1654 | This stackable unit has been cycling on and off the market for years. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1655 | And if you bought this house, you'd never have to dust or mop again. | 1.3131 | 0.06982 | 99 | 81 | 5 | 13 |
1656 | So you can tumble around together or separately. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1657 | If you're interested in this unit, I can run you through. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1658 | Full disclosure, the owners come down the bean stalk on laundry days. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1659 | The previous owners were large and filthy. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1660 | It surprises me too in this coin shortage economy | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1661 | I'll need seven quarters to tell you about this one. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1662 | So, are we ready to clothes on this apartment? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1663 | ...and one of the best features is that the windows open out. You can fit a whole piano through them. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1664 | This unit is part of the city’s Renew, Reuse, Recycle initiative | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1665 | Yes, the electrical bill IS high...But it's using clean energy | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1666 | It may not be for everybody, but it’s a rare find. | 1.3131 | 0.06680 | 99 | 79 | 9 | 11 |
1667 | You will feel sanitized yet drained by the end of the day | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1668 | The asking price is two million quarters, but I think we could talk them down to 1.8. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1669 | Marvelous clean view... | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1670 | Inside you’ll find soul cycle, spin cycle, and the recycle. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1671 | Everything is integrated for your convenience | 1.3131 | 0.06833 | 99 | 80 | 7 | 12 |
1672 | The purchase of this unit includes washing away 2020. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1673 | The rent’s pretty affordable, but they only take quarters. | 1.3118 | 0.05613 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1674 | You'll just need to deposit your first month's rent in quarters. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1675 | The 'quick wash' setting has saved several marriages | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1676 | They come with in-unit apartments. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1677 | This stacked design is the latest in efficient living. | 1.3100 | 0.04861 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1678 | This one is listed at 4,600,000 quarters. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1679 | The building's façade was designed by Maytag. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1680 | Trump's friends from Russia all seem to like these types of units. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1681 | It's a walk-up... and a spin-down. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1682 | As you can see we are cleaning up the neighborhood. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1683 | Think of it as post-domestic architecture. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1684 | Are you two new to Washington? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1685 | The lower level is self-cleaning, and the upper level is for those who prefer a dryer climate. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1686 | Now, you do have to use the gentle cycle after 10 p.m. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1687 | The last owner is in jail for money laundering. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1688 | This property's air rights will you to add stackable dryers. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1689 | You can get this in a side by side | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1690 | You asked for HIS and HERS! | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1691 | No need to worry about sanitizing the house or the kids. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1692 | Welcome to the Westing House. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1693 | The front-loading feature makes moving in a snap | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1694 | This one is a bit smaller, but it has large windows, lots of natural light and a clean design. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1695 | And you can launder money to pay the rent. | 1.3100 | 0.06308 | 100 | 78 | 13 | 9 |
1696 | May designed the top floor; Tag, the bottom. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1697 | The neighbourhood has been gentrified, so this one is whites only. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1698 | Any rumors of money launderers operating here are completely unfounded | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1699 | It's an unusual floorplan, but heat and water are included. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1700 | It practically cleans itself. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1701 | Just be sure to have enough quarters on you each time you come home. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1702 | And I’m to understand your preference is wash not dry, correct? | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1703 | You will know everybody’s dirty laundry. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1704 | The toughest part is getting the wet items from the washer to the dryer | 1.3093 | 0.06448 | 97 | 76 | 12 | 9 |
1705 | It made the news cycle. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1706 | It's a stacked unit and all the appliances are new.. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1707 | This is a townhouse for former Trump supporters to wash their souls clean. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1708 | ... and just press a button if you want to rearrange your furniture. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1709 | It's a wonderful neighborhood, great school district, it's going for 10% under market value, and I think you'll be surprised at the number of lost socks you find | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1710 | This is what they call a High - Efficiency Unit. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1711 | Yes, we rotate the older children through the sanitize cycle twice a day, and our kindergarteners tumble all morning. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1712 | Sorry, utilities are not included. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1713 | The building on the right will be demolished for the dryers. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1714 | The lower unit is very clean, the upper is really airy. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1715 | Did I mention the appliances? | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1716 | It's not in-unit; it's you-in-it! | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1717 | The asking price will only go up next cycle. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1718 | Clean living is really in vogue these days! | 1.3093 | 0.06448 | 97 | 76 | 12 | 9 |
1719 | You gotta try the spin cycle. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1720 | ... and when it's running you won't have to worry about the noisy train tracks on the other side of the street. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1721 | No, I'm afraid there aren't any laundry facilities in the building. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1722 | We tried it on the entire Red Sox team, and still had one missing! | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1723 | Not what I had in mind for apartment-sized appliances. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1724 | It’s the latest thing, self-sanitizing homes. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1725 | And this washer and dryer comes with an in-unit apartment! | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1726 | No dryer, but a clothesline on the roof. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1727 | Oddly, no, but there is a laundromat around the corner. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1728 | I'll get you a set of tokens and you can move in tomorrow. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1729 | The previous tenant was 'hung out to dry' when her lease expired. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1730 | .....and all those quarters really help with the rent | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1731 | Look, if you are worry about Covid and IRS, this is the house to get! | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1732 | If you buy this place you'll be living clean with a new spin on life | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1733 | ...and the rent includes lint removal. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1734 | It was built with laundered money. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1735 | It's very clean, but prone to flooding. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1736 | The only downfall is your rent must be paid in quarters. | 1.3093 | 0.04602 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1737 | And the laundry room is over the top | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1738 | The former tenants were very clean . . . | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1739 | And it comes with a two-story house! | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1740 | This unit is PERFECT for you two! It comes pre-furnished for whites AND darks! | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1741 | Believe it or not, the spin cycle vibrations can be quite relaxing. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1742 | Would you like to take a look at high rinse appartments? | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1743 | Now this seller will make sure you’re not hung out to dry | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1744 | Laundry in unit? Laundry IS unit! | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1745 | We were looking more for an in-unit washer/dryer, not a unit in a washer/dryer | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1746 | ‘The architect was put through college on a Procter & Gamble scholarship’ | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1747 | Ironically this unit does not come with a washer/dryer unit | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1748 | One of your apartment criteria was to have an in-unit washer and dryer, but I found something better | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1749 | It's a great space, you'll just have to share the dryer with the unit below. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1750 | Rent is due on the first, there’s a slot by the door, quarters and exact change only. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1751 | If you prefer the suburbs, we have a nice side-by-side ranch available. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1752 | It’s post Covid Modern. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1753 | That one over there, they’ll take you to the cleaners. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1754 | The next real estate craze: high efficiency units. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1755 | Each one comes with its own apartment. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1756 | Now this townhouse is self-cleaning. But it's best not to be home during the spin cycle. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1757 | And this unit comes with its own alarm. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1758 | And in between guests you run the steam sanitizer | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1759 | The rent's $1200 a month but you need to factor in another $50 for lost socks. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1760 | This is our new line of self cleaning apartments. | 1.3053 | 0.06536 | 95 | 75 | 11 | 9 |
1761 | You might want to take a walk during the spin cycle. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1762 | Ironically, there's a laundromat right around the corner. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1763 | But does the unit come with our own apartment? | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1764 | And this is the two-story wash up I mentioned. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1765 | A few quarters a day and it's all yours. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1766 | It doesn't come with a dryer?" | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1767 | ...and no more trips to the laundromat! | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1768 | If you’re too lazy to take your clothes off to get them cleaned, this is the place for you. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1769 | It's very quiet except during the spin cycle. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1770 | You’ll need exact change to pay the coin-op HOA fees. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1771 | The bay windows really make this one pop! | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1772 | And it includes upgraded appliances. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1773 | The last owners never lost a sock. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1774 | The wash and disinfect cycle starts immediately once you step inside. | 1.3053 | 0.06705 | 95 | 76 | 9 | 10 |
1775 | Should you move in, the HOA will add you to the communal laundry roster! | 1.3053 | 0.06870 | 95 | 77 | 7 | 11 |
1776 | This mural celebrates our community’s commitment to white-washing everything. | 1.3053 | 0.06536 | 95 | 75 | 11 | 9 |
1777 | The utilities are included, and there’s no cleaning deposit. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1778 | What do you mean? Of course you have to buy each unit separately. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1779 | Our residents love that they can do laundry annually. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1780 | You'll find the first floor easy to keep clean, and the second floor warm and cozy. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1781 | Everything's cyclical. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1782 | I don't think you want to live here. They still separate the coloreds from the whites. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1783 | It was originally built for a Russian oligarch to launder his money. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1784 | You can be sure this home is clean and dry | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1785 | Actually, no. But there is a laundromat just around the corner. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1786 | And these are the units we’ve reserved for journalists and public relations representatives. | 1.3053 | 0.06536 | 95 | 75 | 11 | 9 |
1787 | How about this COVID-inspired, modern two-story wash-up? | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1788 | Next block down is the community oven, oooh I think I smell lasagne. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1789 | Oh, yes. We’ve had a rather aggressive campaign to clean up the neighborhood. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1790 | We can look at the upper unit, the Petersons just went for a spin. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1791 | For these quarters, you'll need quarters. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1792 | You can see it's the cleanest and highest efficiency on the block. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1793 | And here we have an adorable efficiency | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1794 | You said big windows were #1 on your list, | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1795 | You mentioned you liked clean design solutions? | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
1796 | Ah yes, the dream. Washer and dryer in unit | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1797 | The architect took the idea of “Laundry In Unit” to a whole new level | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1798 | It's got LOADS to offer! | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1799 | Rent is due in quarters at the start of the month | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1800 | As you can see, they have really cleaned up this neighborhood | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1801 | The previous owner JUST had the lint filter cleaned. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1802 | With an all-cash offer, you can clothes in two weeks. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1803 | and notice the clean design | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1804 | They’ve been trying to clean up this neighborhood for years. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1805 | Why don't we take a spin here? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1806 | It's pandemic ready. Cleans and disinfects the entire family at once. This set was featured on NPR. | 1.3021 | 0.05048 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1807 | Property values are hot this cycle | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1808 | For the oligarch with a sense of humor. | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1809 | The neighbors just ask that you only run it after 9pm. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1810 | ...and the layout is much more practical than the top load. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1811 | The market here runs in cycles. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1812 | The outside of this unit was designed by the famous cartoonist Charles Addams. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1813 | You might drown, sure, but it is only five hundred a month. | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
1814 | The architect was a former employee at Whirlpool. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1815 | 'You'll have to save your quarters for this one." | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1816 | And so much more energy efficient than top loaders. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1817 | And this is our money laundering unit. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1818 | The washer-dryer comes with a bedroom, kitchen, bath, and den. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1819 | The hardest part is finding the giant quarters you need to make them work. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1820 | I would take you for a tour but there’s a load in. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1821 | It's very postmodern...air your dirty laundry without social media. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1822 | And you never need to have your windows washed. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1823 | No, utilities are not included. Why do you ask? | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1824 | This place is awash with possibilities. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1825 | Beautiful design but unfortunately it does not have a washer and dryer. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1826 | And of course the tenant pays water and electricity. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1827 | Now, I must tell you, there’s a history of tenants vanishing, never to be seen again. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1828 | As demand for these units increases, we’re seeing a new cycle of neighborhood change — so-called ‘detergentrification.’” | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1829 | Needless to say, the washer and dryer are included | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1830 | It's just a facade--keeps away burglars! | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1831 | Trust me, you're going to love the spin cycle. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1832 | It’s nice, but utilities are pretty expensive. | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
1833 | ....yes the architect definitely put a different 'spin' on this model! | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1834 | This one's only $2,500 a month, but you have to provide your own detergent. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1835 | No washer or dryer included, but there is a laundromat down the street. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1836 | Lint filter cleaning is handled by the Co-op maintenance fees! | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1837 | It's a very clean building | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1838 | you're in luck, it's a dryer's market | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1839 | And If You're Into "Clean Living"... | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1840 | Sure, they are front-loaders, but the sight lines are spectacular on the rinse cycle. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1841 | Now you can sanitize your house with the push of a button! | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1842 | We want in-unit laundry, not unit-in-laundry. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1843 | It’s rent-sudsidized! | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1844 | Now this listing has an in-unit living space, as well. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1845 | Did I mention that laundry is included? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1846 | The kitchen is tiny | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1847 | We don’t have a gym, but we do have spin cycles. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1848 | The guy next door is a Maytag repairman with a great sense of humor, don’t you think? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1849 | And when you tumble out of bed in the morning, you'll be fresh as a daisy. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1850 | Yes, both the washer and dryer are included. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1851 | And this block comes with built -in laundry... | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1852 | The kitchen needs updating but wait till you see the laundry room. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1853 | If you don’t like this one, I can show you a shoebox down the street. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1854 | The architect for this structure was Kenmore. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1855 | Aside from the obvious, it's also a pool and treadmill. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1856 | This one requires a deposit up front. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1857 | The current owners are really into spin classes. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1858 | It looks funny, but it's clean and it's dry. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1859 | This is the single sox dorm. | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
1860 | May I ask your budget, in quarters? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1861 | They're self-cleaning. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1862 | Exactly! No more having to haul laundry upstairs. Or downstairs. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1863 | From either floor, you can watch the world go around. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1864 | To be honest, they’re all load-bearing walls. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1865 | This is the latest in self-cleaning apartments. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1866 | Not only does it fit conveniently between the other homes, it's self-cleaning. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1867 | Everyone drops quarters in to help with your mortgage | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1868 | Plus, both units could be income properties. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1869 | And you have 30 seconds warning before the start of the wash cycle. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1870 | Of course if you want a bigger yard we can look at side-by-sides. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1871 | Perfect for flipping." | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1872 | It comes with a lint trap. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1873 | It's very clean and has a one year warranty. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1874 | No, I'm afraid they rent separately. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1875 | Only house in the nieghborhood with a 360 degree water view | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1876 | Don't worry, the developers launder their money only on Sundays. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1877 | The water bill runs a bit high, but it is a self cleaning unit. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1878 | The previous residents were neighborhood agitators. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1879 | Needless to say, it's got a built in washer dryer, but like, not much else. So anyway, it's $2.8 million. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1880 | We only accept coins for rent. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1881 | The rent is $525 per month and it must be paid in quarters. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1882 | And the cleaning deposit is only 75 cents | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1883 | ... And it's spotless on the inside. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1884 | They said the same thing about robotic vacuums! | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1885 | Old Mother Hubbard finally figured out what to do. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1886 | Actually,it is a quite place to live except for the occasional load that goes out of balance. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1887 | Don’t be delicate. This one’s going to move fast. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1888 | Would you be interested in the extended warranty? | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1889 | You pay your mortgage using quarters. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1890 | The spin cycle use to be the selling point of this unit. Now it is the sanitation cycle. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1891 | This apartment includes a free spin class. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1892 | Includes one giant sock. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1893 | ...and on the first floor you'll find space for your spin cycling and upstairs is a sauna | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1894 | As you can see, it’s a hot commodity. You’ll need to clothes soon. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1895 | New Yorkers really take quarantine to the next level | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1896 | It’s nice, but could you show us something in a side by side? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1897 | Each unit comes with a coin-operated lock | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1898 | This one was built early 2020... | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1899 | We only accept rent payment in quarters | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1900 | The previous tenants cycled through here pretty quickly. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1901 | This place comes with everything except a washer and dryer | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1902 | It’s a motivated seller – he ran out of quarters. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1903 | And your condo is deep cleaned every evening! | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1904 | This one's a short sale. Previous occupants were hung out to dry for money laundering. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1905 | Yes it does have a laundry chute, how did you know? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1906 | I didn't call ahead, but I can see if the owner's hanging out back. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1907 | The previous owner lost his shirt when the market dried up... | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1908 | This here is the neighborhood known as hell's laundry room | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1909 | We don’t know what “permanent press” is either. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1910 | We're told that the architect was inspired by a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1911 | Despite what you might think we encourage mixing whites with colors... | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1912 | Your must-have list included a whirlpool, didn't it? | 1.2979 | 0.05726 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1913 | And this one is a self-cleaning unit | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1914 | And here, the architect took realism to another level. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1915 | The sellers are motivated. This is the 2020 model. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1916 | Do you know how hard it is to find a full sized washer dryer in the city? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1917 | This one’s trump-l’oeil. It’s fake views. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1918 | You can finally stop visiting your parents. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1919 | I live in a top load. Trust me, this is worth the extra money. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1920 | Some find this model agitating. Others, a bright and clean start. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1921 | The mortgage adjusts every 60 minutes. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1922 | It is energy efficient and comes with a three year warranty. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1923 | And you would live next door to Claes Oldenburg! | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1924 | The landlord will hang you out to dry. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1925 | I know what you're thinking... And yes. There are two great schools less then ten blocks away. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1926 | The landlord only accepts quarters | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
1927 | 'See, it is a water view from the ground floor too." | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1928 | rent payments must be paid in quarters. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1929 | Before we go inside you should know the current owner is a bit of a clean freak. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1930 | And you can help afford it by taking in washing | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1931 | For this particular unit, the security deposit is one month's rent, paid in quarters. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1932 | Unfortunately the side by side is out of your price range. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1933 | I know that you didn't want to see any walk-ups, but this one practically cleans itself. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1934 | The main difference is that the bottom unit has a wrinkle-free mode which could be important if you're planning long-term. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1935 | ...an older couple--worked for Deutsche Bank, no kids. | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
1936 | You pay for water and heating, the landlord covers everything else. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1937 | The lower unit separates whites and colors. I think you'd be more comfortable in the loft. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1938 | Why yes, in this building, you can mix lights and darks. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1939 | The only downside is you have to pay the rent in quarters. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1940 | Unit-in-washer is the next big trend in apartment real estate, trust me. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1941 | Why settle for a walk-in closet? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1942 | Good news is, you don’t have to go to the basement to do your laundry | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1943 | My favorite feature is the all-unit washer/dryer! | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
1944 | Brooklyn, am I right? | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1945 | It’s from a collaboration between I. M. Pei and Electrolux... | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1946 | The upgraded appliances go with the front-loaded mortgage. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1947 | You can’t go wrong. Give it a spin | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1948 | Oh hayyyyyyyy... | 1.2935 | 0.06655 | 92 | 74 | 9 | 9 |
1949 | An all-coin offer could really make the difference. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1950 | The Maytag Man once used this place as a pied-à-terre. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1951 | These high-efficiency units are very popular. But the last buyer really got taken to the cleaners. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1952 | And another advantage is that you can pay your rent with quarters | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1953 | This is Community Laundry. It’s included in your rent. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1954 | I guess you won't be needing the "whites only" setting, ha ha. | 1.2935 | 0.06655 | 92 | 74 | 9 | 9 |
1955 | These units hold their value through all real estate cycles. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1956 | The only caveat is that rent is due in quarters. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1957 | The architect was inspired by the early works of Bosch and Kenmore | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1958 | The property has loads of potential. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1959 | They got air rights for a stackable. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1960 | Who needs a Peloton when you've got a spin cycle? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1961 | You sign your lease in cycles not months, but otherwise a charming duplex | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1962 | And the whole neighborhood loves to watch the spin cycle!". | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1963 | Washing is the greatest way to disinfect--couch, bed, freezer . . . | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1964 | You can turn the spare room into a nursery if you plan on mixing colors. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1965 | This is the mother-load of apartments. | 1.2921 | 0.04978 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1966 | Personally we don’t separate the whites and the darks here | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1967 | And this Smart House can actually clean itself. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1968 | Perhaps you'd like to view one our self-cleaning units? | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1969 | It's perfect for people for whom laundry is really important. | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1970 | It’s from a Scandinavian architect named Virlpül. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1971 | No, unfortunately it does not come with a dishwasher. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1972 | Upside is rates are better than ever...downside is you will constantly be losing socks. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1973 | This model features a unique reverse floor plan. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1974 | High Tide and Low Tide! | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1975 | '"The last owner retired with hundreds of thousands of quarters in the bank." | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1976 | Truth be told I think you should buy an apartment. | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1977 | If you ever get bored, the upstairs can switch and become the downstairs. | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1978 | Some clients have been wishy washy about this property, but it certainly has a clean look! | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1979 | At $2.4 million quarters, it's a steal. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1980 | The design is distinguished by an innovative spin | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1981 | It’s small, but it’s clean! | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1982 | The last tenants wore a lot of pink. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1983 | The bottom unit did have some mold because the prior tenets forgot to leave the door propped open. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1984 | The architect called it his 'detergent' period. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1985 | It features excellent circulation! | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1986 | Seller is motivated, investment partner hung him out to dry | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1987 | The good news is that there is no cleaning deposit. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1988 | Russians love this model. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1989 | Actually, no, it doesn’t have a washer/dryer in unit. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1990 | It includes your water bill. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1991 | Exteriors in the Maytag District aren't for everybody, but the views from inside are breathtaking. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1992 | The washer dryer is actually not included with the unit. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1993 | The former owners laundered money. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1994 | The landlord’s been accused of money laundering, but I don’t think they have any proof. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1995 | It's bigger inside than it looks. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1996 | This one is a foreclosure. The last owners were apparently money laundering. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1997 | And there's a coin-op around the corner if your power ever goes out. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1998 | Built during segregation, this neighborhood once required a strict separation of whites from colors. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1999 | Meclizine is included. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2000 | No. There isn’t a washer/dryer in the apartment. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2001 | These were installed in 2020, and to date we have had no transmission in the building. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2002 | And here’s where we brainwash people to live by the expectations of society | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2003 | This property is a little outside your budget but you get to keep the stray socks. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2004 | No coins? No problem! | 1.2889 | 0.04804 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2005 | Unfortunately, someone already clothesed on this one. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2006 | For that price, we'll throw in a one-year folding service. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2007 | These efficiency units are wonderful whether on the top or the bottom either way it is a wash. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2008 | Bauhaus, clean house! | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2009 | The appliances are fully fitted | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2010 | The property will be cleaned and sanitized for move-in | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2011 | you put your head in, and your brain comes out nice and washed | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2012 | Oh that, it's a stupid drawing for a cartoon contest. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2013 | ...and by the time you walk out the door, you are spankin' clean and ready to go! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2014 | Well, you did put on-site laundry at the top of the wishlist. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2015 | I know you said it was a non-negotiable, but in this case a front loader really makes more sense. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2016 | How important is it for you to have laundry in the building? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | And behind me we have a cozy front loading town home, appliances included. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2018 | If you don't mind stairs, just down the street is a little top loader I could get you into for half the price. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2019 | There's a lot of turnover in this building so we would be able to get you in relatively soon. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2020 | And the laundry is right down the street. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
2021 | The rent must be paid in quarters. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2022 | ...and you can pay your rent in quarters. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2023 | The entire unit is self-cleaning. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2024 | This latest washer/dryer model comes with the apartment included inside. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2025 | The washer and dryer are not included with this house." | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
2026 | We are really looking for a top loader | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2027 | The market is cyclical. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2028 | They were supposed to put in a soul cycle, but the land lord confused it with “spin cycle.” | 1.2874 | 0.06723 | 87 | 70 | 9 | 8 |
2029 | Not a problem. 50 gallons of vinegar will eliminate the smell. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2030 | We just got so tired of going to the laundromat. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
2031 | Are you looking to wash or dry? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2032 | Well, you've heard of the theater district and the financial district, right? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2033 | That one's not for sale, it's just a Banksy piece called 'Tumble In The Bronx' | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2034 | Quick disclaimer, tide pods are not included! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2035 | The stacked style is very European. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2036 | We thought the listing said IN unit..not IS unit | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2037 | Unfortunately the laundry machine is out of order, but there is a wonderful laundromat down the street | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2038 | This property has two bedrooms, two bathrooms and a spin cycle | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2039 | Ideal lodging for a spin instructor. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2040 | This unit is the only one with a water view | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2041 | This is one of the City’s new high-efficiency units. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | The landlord only takes quarters. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2043 | It‘s the latest in our new line of apartment size appliances. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2044 | The rent is reasonable but you can't enter your apartment during a spin cycle. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2045 | Yes, coin operated! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2046 | It’s been recently renovated. They used to be top loaders. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2047 | Actually, the mold issue is overblown | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2048 | This unit used to be for whites only. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2049 | I’d say let’s go in and take a look around, but I’m out of quarters. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
2050 | The back is a large vacuum for easy yard clean up. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2051 | I can get you into this one for pocket change. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2052 | The last owners moved because they were too delicate. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2053 | The locals call them Brownstains. | 1.2841 | 0.06654 | 88 | 71 | 9 | 8 |
2054 | Oddly enough, clotheslines are allowed. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2055 | ...and this is our tax consulting center. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2056 | Units this size usually don't fit a washer/dryer. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2057 | Would you like a tour of “The Lavāre,” our new pandemic-proof apartment? | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2058 | I know it's not a top load like you were hoping, but you'll happy to know electric is included. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2059 | I have a single Westinghouse if that would better suit you. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2060 | It used to be a Chinese laundry | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2061 | Here, EVERYONE airs their dirty laundry. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2062 | Yes, the apartment is clean and the basement is very dry! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2063 | It includes a washer and dryer. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2064 | The architect has a unique perspective on clean lines | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2065 | The form is visionary, but the functionality is a wash. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2066 | I see why you’d think that, but I assure you nothing has ever disappeared in there. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2067 | It feels so much bigger when the walls start spinning." | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2068 | you won't find a cleaner home in this neighborhood | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2069 | ... Oh, and did I mention it’s a washer/dryer unit? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | Now there is no washer/dryer in the unit. It's aesthetic is designed to compensate this. | 1.2841 | 0.06654 | 88 | 71 | 9 | 8 |
2071 | And on my left, you can see the bank used by some of the richest people in the United States! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2072 | The architect was inspired by the events of 2020 | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2073 | Rent is first of the month, but it only takes quarters. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2074 | Kids love the spin cycle. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2075 | Your laundromat savings will be off the charts. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2076 | And this is our coronavirus-proofed duplex. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2077 | And this is our self-cleaning OCD unit. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2078 | Don't worry, only the top floor floods about once a day, but the bottom floor is always warm for the winter | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2079 | It's a 2 story wash up. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2080 | And here is our whole neighborhood's brand new, cutting edge, laundromat. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2081 | The couple you are buying from said they're going to take you to the cleaners. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2082 | Actually, they're both washers. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2083 | It has built in washer and dryer. | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2084 | An elegant co-op? I’m sorry if I misspoke. I meant “coin-op.” | 1.2824 | 0.06821 | 85 | 69 | 8 | 8 |
2085 | It's not for everyone. It depends on what cycle of life you're in. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2086 | However, if it’s not permanent press, you still have to go to the Flatiron Building. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2087 | They're for the 600,000 thread count sheets. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2088 | It cuts the allotted quarantine time in half. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2089 | Formerly owned by the Trump reelection campaign! | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2090 | And if you have more than three kids... | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2091 | This is the Washers’s house. The Dryers’s house is on the next block. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2092 | the local council wouldn't let them put a "laundromat" sign on the building | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2093 | When this property belonged to a politician, it was continually set to spin cycle. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2094 | To enter the living quarters you will need actual quarters. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2095 | The mortgage is a front-loader, too! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2096 | Buy a condo now, and you can really clean up later. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2097 | And this is our new COVID self-sanitizing unit | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2098 | I can easily arrange a tour. Do you have any quarters? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2099 | You don't have to take your clothes off! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2100 | ...and if you get bored you can always go for a spin | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | The landlord wants someone long term, they’re tired of the revolving door of tenants. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2102 | It's a spotless unit, but for some reason people seem to be cycling through it. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2103 | This is the new-to -the- market quarantine condo. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2104 | This is the new Clean Look in urban architecture | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2105 | And yes the lint trap conveys. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | They're asking for first month, last month, and a security deposit, preferably in coins. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2107 | Now you can attend spin class at home too! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2108 | They offer cleanliness which means godliness is right next door. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2109 | we require the down payment in quarters | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2110 | On the plus side, I can think of 2 appliances you won't need to worry about. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2111 | The only complaints we get are during the spin cycle. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2112 | They're high efficiency units. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2113 | Can I take you for a spin around the living room? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2114 | It's perfect for anyone who hates housecleaning. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2115 | . . . and there's no cleaning deposit! | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2116 | THIS WASHER AND DRYER COME WITH A HOUSE. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2117 | Here’s a new spin! The three most important words in real estate: rotation, rotation, rotation! | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2118 | It's a pre-Fab | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2119 | You just walk through these. Washes, dries & irons for fresh, clean clothes. | 1.2824 | 0.07024 | 85 | 70 | 6 | 9 |
2120 | Yes, the washer and dryer come with the house. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2121 | and it has an ingenious security system that accepts coins. | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2122 | Well your water bill will be slightly higher, but just think of all those wonderful spa baths and dry-heat saunas. | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2123 | If you have six quarters we could go in and take a look around. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2124 | It’s a mid-pandemic, self-cleaning apartment. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2125 | Laundry machines include in-unit apartment hookups. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2126 | As journalists, you'll love the spin cycle | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2127 | The fluff cycle is AMAZING! | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2128 | Asking price is 100,000 rolls of quarters. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2129 | During a Fox News briefing, President Trump stated that both models prevent you from getting Covid19. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2130 | This one washes visitors separately. | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2131 | Leave every morning feeling refreshed | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2132 | Now you and your hamster can go for a run together. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2133 | If your upstairs neighbors get loud, there's a setting for that! | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2134 | Aaaaand....It’s Covid-ready | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2135 | The architect was going for mid-century modern, but I think is more late-century Amana. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2136 | Your guests are sanitized upon arrival because you just never know these days... | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2137 | And, electric is included. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2138 | So this one comes with a... Ahem! Excuse me. This one IS a built in washer/dryer. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2139 | It comes with a "new normal," setting | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2140 | Dry clean only, but you can't beat this view.... | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2141 | It’s a beautiful unit - full lint carpet, heating and water included. Big windows. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2142 | They say owning a washer dryer is a true mark of success in this city. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2143 | Shall we take a spin inside? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2144 | I know what you’re thinking - won’t everyone be able to see inside? | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2145 | No, don't worry. This unit is great for all colors. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2146 | This unit is unique, in that, the down stairs will keep you cool during the summer months and the upstairs will keep you warn and dry during the winter months. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2147 | You'll never have to clean house again. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2148 | That was a typo. Washer-dryer IS unit. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2149 | Water and electric are not included | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2150 | Of course you will have to get rid of your wool sweaters. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2151 | You'll definitely want to front-load your mortgage on this one. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2152 | What's so confusing? Your rent is quarterly. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2153 | It is a great investment property, you will definitely cleanup | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2154 | We can get you a top loader in a nice ranch house in the suburbs. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2155 | It’s the new ultra chic post washer look. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2156 | They also come with two living spaces. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2157 | It was Le Corbusier's project, now it is a fitness centre for hamsters. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2158 | Suddenly Lisa and George understood why the estimated water bills for the new self-cleaning townhomes were ten times higher than anywhere else. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2159 | These kinds of places lease in cycles. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2160 | It's move-in ready and exceptionally clean. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2161 | The zoning required that they be stackable | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2162 | The latest in smart houses comes complete with a self cleaning feature! | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | And the buzzer will wake you every morning. | 1.2791 | 0.05270 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2164 | Plumbing is extra. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2165 | The money you lose on the water bill, you'll make up saving on heating and cleaning. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2166 | I've heard the spin cycle can really add spice to your sex life. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2167 | A clan family of money launderers own this. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2168 | It's the hottest second floor stack-up in the neighborhood! | 1.2791 | 0.03754 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2169 | The landlord evicted the prior tenants and really hung them out to dry | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2170 | It’s been on the market for six cycles. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | The lower unit is a steal at 1 million. But it’s damp. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2172 | Best of all, these units can clean themselves. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2173 | Go ahead, take it for a spin | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2174 | This is the cleanest unit available. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2175 | Best of all, the downstairs doubles as a swimming pool , while the upstairs can be used as a treadmill. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2176 | Let's take it for a spin. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2177 | Yes, but it comes with an extended warranty. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2178 | The views are excellent. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2179 | We will need exact change to unlock the door. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2180 | Of course with the coin shortage, it's not as convenient as it once was. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2181 | Most buyers of this model go with a variable speed mortgage. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2182 | I owe it all to clean living! | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2183 | This one locks automatically. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2184 | And always make sure to separate the coloureds from the whites | 1.2791 | 0.06750 | 86 | 70 | 8 | 8 |
2185 | If we had a quarter for every time someones ask's if there are broker fees | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2186 | I know you have questions, and yes, it’s coin operated. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2187 | Before the Civil Rights movement, they used separate the whites and the darks in these apartments. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2188 | The rent's a little high, but utilities are included. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2189 | All appliances included, of course. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2190 | To live here, you have to be loaded. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2191 | This neighborhood use to be so nice until the giants moved in. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2192 | No tenants have ever lost a sock Frank Buckley, Andover, MA | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2193 | These are our self-cleaning units | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2194 | Care to take a spin? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2195 | It makes a lot more room in the garage. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2196 | As a mixed race couple, this unit provides separate spin cycles in case Trump gets reelected | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2197 | And, best of all, it's self-cleaning. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2198 | This one's for putting a different spin on life. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2199 | ‘Laundry in building’ is over. The next big thing is ‘Laundry IS building’. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2200 | It's clean and dry. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2201 | I know, not everyone loves postmodern designs, but this place lets in a ton of natural light. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2202 | And the tumble cycle makes for a great workout space! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2203 | And the spin cycle brings a lovely fresh sense of warmth with it. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2204 | We don't need a key but we do need quarters. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2205 | This is our COVID-free duplex. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2206 | This was from Bauhaus's most functional period | 1.2771 | 0.04943 | 83 | 60 | 23 | 0 |
2207 | Dryer sold separately. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2208 | Ken Moore just put this one on the market. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2209 | As you can see, that was not a typo. In this case, the washer and dryer come with a house. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2210 | His wife said: “I want a Landry megamansion for my birthday.” That’s not what he heard. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2211 | You pay the rent every hour, using coins. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2212 | The rent is reasonable but it's all in quarters. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2213 | The lint filter should be cleaned after each use. The truck comes around on Wednesdays. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2214 | The downstairs is already leased to a spin doctor. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2215 | It's worth it just for the spin cycle. | 1.2771 | 0.06708 | 83 | 67 | 9 | 7 |
2216 | Wait until you get inside. It'll make your heads spin. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2217 | One’s an efficiency studio, the other is a high-efficiency. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2218 | I am required to tell you the unit does not come with a laundry machine or dryer. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2219 | No keys required, just quarters. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2220 | The building that was here was a real stain on the neighborhood, but that’s gone now. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2221 | This townhouse is self cleaning - so there’s savings here . | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2222 | This is a special property. Mr. Trump has been running his program for Russian real estate investors out of location for years. | 1.2771 | 0.06708 | 83 | 67 | 9 | 7 |
2223 | I agree, it is weird. All the realtors are trying to put a spin on it. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2224 | What made you think my family is Chinese? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2225 | Both washer and dryer have great views. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2226 | The view of Manhattan while on the gentle cycle is truly extraordinary. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2227 | This particular architect Moonlighted as a Kenmore Repairman | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2228 | It will pay for itself. People drop money in the slot just to watch you tumble around. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2229 | For faster gentrification, use the "whitest whites" setting. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2230 | The current owner is upgrading to a side by side. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2231 | And to reach your self-cleaning pandemic paradise, all visitors pass through this anti-viral cloud. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2232 | Want to take a quick spin around the apartment before you decide? | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2233 | The facade was designed by an engineer from G.E. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2234 | Here you can sit and wash your life go by. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | Who needs washer-dryer in unit when you can have the unit in washer-dryer? | 1.2771 | 0.04943 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2236 | And the dryers face the courtyard. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2237 | I’m told that running the gentle cycle gives you a very restful night’s sleep. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2238 | You have to pay your rent in quarters. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2239 | It's the neatest duplex in the neighborhood. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2240 | Kids just love the revolving playrooms! | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2241 | and here is our top of the line and very high efficiency money laundering machines. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2242 | The washer and dryer are not included. Other than that, it could be a great investment because of the location. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2243 | The last tenant was a bit of a neatnik | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2244 | It’s completely self-cleaning. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2245 | Not only is it spotless but you’ll be amazed at how much you save on housekeeping. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2246 | Some call it a two-story, we refer to it as a 'stackable'. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2247 | Ahh! The promise of clean living, finally! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2248 | You'll want to make a clean offer. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2249 | Ive heard of washing your dirty linen in my public but this has gone too far | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2250 | And for your convenience there is a coin dispenser at your front door. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2251 | Washers are on this side of the quad and of course no dryers... | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2252 | Believe me, with everything going on right now, the view from there will make things look normal. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2253 | So it’s a great rental price, even if you do have to pay in quarters. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2254 | No elevator. It’s a fourth floor tumble-up. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2255 | If you’re missing a sock it’s probably stuck to the front door. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2256 | Whitewash: Speed setting for gentrification | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2257 | It features a hot tub downstairs and a sauna upstairs, both with a fisheye view. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2258 | And here's the quarters to your new house! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2259 | The “in” was a typo. The unit “is” a washer-dryer. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2260 | It's unfurnished, but if you come across any of the previous owner's socks you're welcome to keep them. | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2261 | On the bright side, everything’s sanitized. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2262 | They cut quarantine to four hours. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2263 | The Socks live next door but are never there. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2264 | It’s the cleanest apartment you’ll ever have. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2265 | Now I’ll show you the dishwasher and fridge. They’re around back. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2266 | This is the new 'Quaran-Clean' Model... | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2267 | Did I mention the rent is only payable in quarters? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2268 | And if you have any children, they'll just love the spin cycle!!... | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2269 | It's listed at 3.8 million quarters. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2270 | You did say you're looking for waterfront property.... | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2271 | There’s no AC in this unit, but you can always put it on the cold cycle | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2272 | It's a pretty quiet neighborhood, as long as the load is balanced. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2273 | i heard you’re looking to rinse a family | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2274 | It’s the Trump Bank. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2275 | It’s unfurnished, but I can probably get the landlord to throw in some free detergent. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2276 | And here we have a new state-of-the-art pandemic prevention property complete with washing and drying entrance facilities. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2277 | Of course, being in real estate, I don’t think gentrification has ruined the neighborhood. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2278 | The architect is obsessed with clean design. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2279 | They’ve really cleaned up the neighborhood. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2280 | ...and some of New York’s biggest names use the bank just across the street | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2281 | So far we had lots of interest from hamsters | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2282 | This white house is said to make America clean again. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2283 | Ironically, the previous tenants were nudists. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2284 | We call this the Maytag Retreat for anti-social folks. No pesky repair men will ever call | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2285 | These are our most efficient units. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2286 | A perfect place to live in for these coronavirus times ✔️ | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2287 | Some say real estate here is just for money launderers, but as you can see that's not the case. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | Now, I know you said you weren’t looking for a duplex... | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2289 | No, I said is-unit washer-dryer. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2290 | The first floor gets flooded, but the the top floor can dry it all up for you. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2291 | Wait ‘til you see the water views... | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2292 | The architect was May Tag and the builder was Ken More. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2293 | I wouldn’t say it shakes the WHOLE time. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2294 | Sam Sung was the architect. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2295 | This townhouse comes with a modern push buttons cleaning service! | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2296 | Believe me. Once inside you won't notice the difference. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2297 | And yes, this place is super energy and water efficient. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2298 | It’s small on size, big on amenities. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2299 | The self-cleaning units are premium. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2300 | The previous owners had 9 kids. | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2301 | This is our apartment-size model. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2302 | Yes, it comes with a washer/dryer | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
2303 | The City Block Laundry runs once a week. And you get to know all your neighbors while you're separating out your clothes. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2304 | This property offers a 360-degree view of the park" | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2305 | Tide pods are included in the rent | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2306 | Does it come with a washer and dryer? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2307 | Money laundrering through real estate has never been easier with this beauty | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2308 | And it's one unit. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2309 | It's a two-load building, with roof-top air drying available. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2310 | Cleanest duplex on the neighborhood! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2311 | We've instituted deep cleaning now with COVID. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2312 | I'm certain that this architectural treasure from the Late Maytag Period will be snapped up faster than a spin cycle. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2313 | The rent is only 1800 a month but you have to pay it in quarters. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2314 | Well, this their attempt to clean up the neighborhood... | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2315 | The bank agreed to take your mortgage payment in rolled coins. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2316 | Yes, it comes with a washer and dryer. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2317 | Since everyone kept asking if this unit had a washer/dryer set, the landlord decided to offer only that. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2318 | On the plus side, you never need to go to the laundry! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2319 | To put a spin on it, the sellers were underwater | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2320 | You'll never have to shower again. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2321 | And you should see the ‘Easy Bake Oven’ . | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2322 | It's a Kondo conversion. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2323 | The good news is that it is rent controlled; just four quarters a day. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2324 | It comes with a 5-year warranty. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2325 | You'll need to pick the amenity you want most. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2326 | Not in-unit, but there is a laundromat next door.” | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2327 | Studio apartments are out, they're now "high efficiencies." | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2328 | This was owned by a wealthy Wall Street investor to launder his earnings. | 1.2738 | 0.05316 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2329 | It's just a decoy. The real laundering front was two blocks down. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2330 | Well, the landlord feels it’s one way to launder his profits. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2331 | This unit comes equipped with large windows for continuous UV treatment. No quarters necessary. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2332 | It's easy to keep clean, but one of you may get lost in there | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2333 | You can do a year’s worth of laundry in one load, but you only get to use it once a year. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2334 | Interested? Lets take a spin. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2335 | And all that freed-up laundry space in the basement now boasts a fabulous parking garage with its own carwash! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2336 | The only real downside is having to pay the mortgage in quarters. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2337 | So "in-laundry unit" wasn't a typo. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2338 | Your apartment seems damp? These are a little dryer. | 1.2738 | 0.04895 | 84 | 61 | 23 | 0 |
2339 | Insert $2.4 million in quarters and it's yours. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2340 | You just turn it on when you leave in the morning and when you get home everything is clean and dry! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2341 | And it comes with brand-new bedrooms and kitchen in the basement. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2342 | Between cycles it is very quiet, and such a clean place! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2343 | Of course, the architect was a dadaist, so there are no washer/dryer hookups. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2344 | Detergentrification has lead to a tide of price hikes on homes in this neighbourhood. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2345 | I present to you the cleanest rental in Queens | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2346 | Can launder anything in here..clothes, rugs, money, brains, immoral ideas! | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2347 | As you can see, we're trying to clean up the social fabric of the community. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2348 | it’s the ultimate in form meets function. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2349 | Top loading just didn't seem practical. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2350 | Now this one may leave you high and dry | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2351 | It was built fifty years ago by the loneliest repairman in town. | 1.2727 | 0.07073 | 77 | 63 | 7 | 7 |
2352 | It’s called the Warhol | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2353 | ...and this is the new spin on townhouse living, they call it stackable. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2354 | The newest convenience! You throw in your whole apartment. Comes out like new! | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2355 | You'll get a nice febreze on both floors. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2356 | Modern architecture's taken quite a turn, huh? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2357 | And the neighborhood’s stacked with amenities! Next door is a dry bar and a SoulCycle spin studio! | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | The only drawback is the keyless four quarter entry system. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2359 | Wait until you see the laundry! | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | As you can see, we made a few minor renovations to the White House in 2020. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2361 | It has a built in covid cycle- | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2362 | I must disclose that an agitator does live on the first floor. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2363 | You had mentioned a washer/dryer on your must have list. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2364 | It is a quiet neighborhood...we recently disabled the buzzer that sounds at the end of the cycle. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2365 | At Covid-Free Condos, no one enters without a deep wash. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2366 | This would be the Westinghouse’s | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2367 | ...and no Spin cycle after 10pm | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2368 | And you'll never have an issue with bedbugs. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2369 | This unique property was gifted to Donald Trump by a friendly Russian oligarch. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2370 | and the best part is, it comes with a deeded car wash... | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2371 | You'll never hear the subway. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2372 | .....And you have your choice of three different floor plans, Normal, Permanent Press, or Wrinkle Free | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2373 | On the elevator panel, "S" stands for "Spin Cycle" | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2374 | Well yes, the whites are on top, colors on the bottom. But -lemme call the office-it can be reprogrammed I think | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2375 | Recently converted from top load, this unit really catches the morning light. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2376 | Did she really just suggest we separate by color?! | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2377 | The owners are clean freaks. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2378 | You'll notice the clean lines, so characteristic of the architect Miele. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2379 | The suite is en-laundry. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2380 | I'm sorry. 'Wash up' was not a misprint. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2381 | Let’s just wait here till the rinse cycle finishes. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2382 | And this one comes with all new energy saver options. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2383 | And that's why they call it 'Spin City... | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2384 | Any interest in taking a quick spin through this one? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2385 | And this condo is perfect for the couple that tends to fight a little dirty.” | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2386 | He got 10 years for laundering money/ | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2387 | Costco design. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2388 | The rent is pocket change." | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2389 | This used to be Donald Trump’s bank. Very high end, the best in the world! Previously used by the Columbia cartels. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2390 | Every quarter counts! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2391 | Please, do not pay your rent in quarters. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2392 | In this neighborhood they used to separate whites from colors. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | You'll be very comfortable in the summer with the air fluff setting. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2394 | This one is a zero bedroom, all bath. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2395 | And this washer dryer comes with an apartment . . . . | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2396 | And it also comes with two beds in the basement. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2397 | Water and Heat are both included. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2398 | As you can see, this is a mixed use neighborhood. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2399 | This home designed to honor politicians known for their spin cycle. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2400 | And the good news is you only need to wash once a year. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2401 | It's beyond what the Jones would do. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2402 | We're now leasing a new art deco apartments in the Launderette building. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2403 | We found that this 'ride' was preferred by 87% of college students, rather than hand washing and mask wearing. Who knew?! | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2404 | It's cheaper to rent on the off cycle. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2405 | And this is our very latest AI-enhanced duplex with wash and dry cycles and a free outdoor remote app. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2406 | And all the appliances are included. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2407 | You should see the lint filter! | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2408 | ...and here we have a very rare condo, a water view in the city! | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
2409 | it's a duplex, give it a spin | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2410 | And here we have one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s less inspired works. Luckily the rent is low but the water bill’s pretty steep. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2411 | This property offers en-laundry suite. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2412 | No backyard, but this next unit epitomizes clean linen and clean living. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2413 | Just be out of the house during the spin cycle. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2414 | If you run the dryer in the evening the bedrooms will be nice and toasty. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2415 | ...and there's a coin-operated apartment conveniently located just down the block. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2416 | Spin cycle? Yes, in our exercise rooms. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2417 | You’re going to love this next one! It’s a Coin-op. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2418 | Yes, but you will be more than pleasantly surprised at how much you save on water per month. | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
2419 | You can air your dirty laundry in public after the spin cycle | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2420 | You'll have to act fast. This property has drawn strong interest from Russian oligarchs. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2421 | It's a little over budget, but prices are set to tumble. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2422 | Granite countertops are so last year... | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2423 | Rent is paid quarterly, both units are coin-operated. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2424 | It's not so much an intruder alert system as an intruder creep-out system | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2425 | You've heard of the Garment District? Well, welcome to the Garment Cycle District. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2426 | Best of all, it's rinse-controlled. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2427 | And of course, they are ENERGY STAR certified | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2428 | I'll give you a laundry list of reasons why you'll love it. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2429 | You can rent these for mere quarters a month. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2430 | All Trump hotels have this at the entrance to separate the colors and whites | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2431 | It's part of our Covid protocol. All residents are washed and rinsed before entering or exiting their apartments. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2432 | This takes "clean living"to a whole new level. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2433 | Think, Andy Warhol meets LeCorbusier. | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
2434 | The spin cycle feature is really invigorating! | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2435 | To compensate for noise & traffic, you get free laundry use. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2436 | . . . and this little gem was designed by Frank Lloyd Wash | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2437 | Detergent is included for the first three months! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2438 | It used to be a Trump-owned property filled with dirty Russian money. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2439 | The place really heats up nicely for those cold, wet winters. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2440 | Do you know how hard it is to find a place with built-ins these days? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2441 | Maybe we could afford it if we were truly into money laundering. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2442 | And who doesn’t like an oversized laundry room? | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2443 | And this is a typical example of money laundering in the real estate sector. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2444 | Only much later will you feel the wringer. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2445 | Semi-furnished—it includes a few socks from the previous renter. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2446 | Sure, it's a little disorienting during the spin cycle, but the place is so easy to keep clean. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2447 | Our clients are very satisifed with the water pressure in this building. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2448 | It's a lot of space, but it's easy to clean. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2449 | The townhome comes fully loaded. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2450 | It's a great location–the baker's rack just down the block has the best donuts in town. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2451 | This is about as gentrified as it gets. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2452 | This could be yours for only a few quarters a day | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | It’s $3,000 per month, plus detergent | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2454 | Make sure to be friendly with the downstairs neighbors | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2455 | Ah this is Unit 2020, BLMville. You no longer need to separate your whites. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
2456 | And this is where we put the people that refuse to wear masks | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2457 | If you have kids, its just easier this way. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2458 | I’d love your thoughts on how this place stacks up, or if it’s a wash. The architect had a thing for clean lines; in every sense. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2459 | Comfortable enough to stay until you wrinkle | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2460 | The mayor is working hard on gentrifying the neighborhood | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2461 | Sure the rent is affordable. The fabric softener is where they get you. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2462 | Spin has become the latest architectural trend. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2463 | Curb appeal? Tadaaa!!! | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2464 | Unfortunately even this wasn't big enough for all of Epstein's dirty laundry. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2465 | The house has a self clean feature you will love | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2466 | ‘Spin together or separately’ | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2467 | And this is how Real State Money Laundy looks nowadays | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2468 | This is the last antibacterial condo in the neighborhood—buy now while rates are low! | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2469 | It’s really about efficiency. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2470 | Unfortunately there isn’t a dishwasher. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2471 | I bet you that this is the cleanest house on the block. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2472 | And there’s a whirlpool in the back garden. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2473 | I you like Spin classes you will love this place | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2474 | The newest feature is a quick rinse before entering and leaving the building. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2475 | How long can you hold your breath? | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2476 | We also have top loading designs if you would like more privacy. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2477 | The washer dryer is not included | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | It's the Covid-19 model. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2479 | And the rent is only 60,000 quarters. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2480 | It's actually quite comfortable--except for the spin cycle. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2481 | The condo fees include detergent, fabric softener, and drier sheets. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2482 | Where's the dryer? | 1.2683 | 0.06732 | 82 | 67 | 8 | 7 |
2483 | First months rent and security deposit are in 1s, 5s, or 10s only. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2484 | ...and the first floor practically cleans itself. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2485 | What makes you think property values are tumbling? | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2486 | No, but there is a dryer on the main floor so it’s a wash. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2487 | This one IS a bit noisy, but your baby will fall asleep instantly. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2488 | A thousand masks an hour can be cleaned | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2489 | That's nothing - you should see the neighbor's stove and fridge. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2490 | You mean shrinkage? Yes, significant shrinkage! | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2491 | You’ll never really need to worry about the neighbors airing their dirty laundry around these parts | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2492 | Whites and darks do not need to be separated here. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2493 | Try it out for a spin | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2494 | Perfect if you only like to do one load a decade. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2495 | Many of the interior spaces were actually used in the filming of Alfred Hitchcock‘s Vertigo. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2496 | The only downside is your neighbors do get to see your intimates. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2497 | And the best thing ... the appliances stay. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2498 | The door is coin operated. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2499 | This one is in the post-Covid architectural style. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2500 | I can show you a side by side ranch house if you like." | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2501 | This model is the most water and energy efficient on the market. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2502 | ...which brings us to the co-op's laundry room. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2503 | As a matter of fact, the architect did work for Westinghouse. However did you know? | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2504 | ''The real-estate in this city is just one big laundering scheme." | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2505 | Nice street views, great heating unit, excellent water pressure and, once you take a look inside, it'll make your head spin! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2506 | At least you'll always know your home is clean! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2507 | It's very energy efficient." | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2508 | We feel it portrays the dèjá vu, spin cycle way of current life nicely. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2509 | A little over budget, but it's a frontloader | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2510 | Full size washer dryer, includes apt. size apartment. Depends on your priorities. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2511 | It has loads of potential. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2512 | That’s the neighborhood gym. It only offers spin classes. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2513 | I know, but the architect used to do product designs for Maytag. | 1.2658 | 0.05002 | 79 | 58 | 21 | 0 |
2514 | If you buy this weekend, we are including a free dishwasher. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2515 | Did I forget to mention the on-site laundry? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2516 | We call this unit 'The Cycle of Life'. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2517 | No, we don't separate lights and darks | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2518 | It's not move-in ready, but there's only 12 minutes left on the cycle. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2519 | You could really clean up here if you enter at the right time in the cycle. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2520 | We were really looking for an all-in-one. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2521 | To disinfect yourselves upon entering. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2522 | This combined washer/dryer comes with an apartment. | 1.2658 | 0.05002 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
2523 | I know, but the spin cycle is a lot of fun. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2524 | And here we have a state of the art, COVID-ready home, listed price $Every-Dime-You’ll-Ever-Make | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2525 | We tried to flip the house, but it ended up being a wash | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2526 | Extra high spin cycles are prohibited after 10 PM. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2527 | You've got to see this gorgeous second-floor wash-up. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2528 | ''Unfortunately, the HOA is quarters only.'' | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2529 | We also have the side-by-side ranch house model. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2530 | The washer/dryer are not included. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2531 | We'll go in as soon as the spin cycle is over. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2532 | It’s the wishy-washy | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2533 | It dates back to when lights and darks were separated. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2534 | Yes, those are King Kong’s. You’ll see him around sometimes; it adds to the neighborhood's charm. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2535 | They say that if you look at this cartoon horizontally it looks back at you. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2536 | And this washer/dryer has room for a compact apartment! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2537 | The HOA has a few restrictions. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2538 | It's what we call the Coronavirus19 Air B and B. Clean, clean, clean. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2539 | Two story, indoor pool, brilliant heating system...and a 10 year warranty! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2540 | ...and this lot comes from Claes Oldenburg's brief flirtation with architecture... | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2541 | And this is our newest self-cleaning model. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2542 | Yes, I got them at a big box store, why do you ask? | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2543 | And this is where we have spin classes. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2544 | That’s where the Maytag family lives. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2545 | It’s 500 quarters a week including Tide and Downey | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2546 | The water views are breathtaking. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2547 | It's designed for the next housing cycle. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2548 | Yes, Mr. Maytag was rather eccentric | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2549 | And the best feature, no more showers! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2550 | It's for all the masks we'll be wearing soon. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2551 | These are the latest in self-cleaning condos. Do you want to take a spin? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2552 | You asked to see properties with earning potential. The last owner used it to launder money. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2553 | You'll flip when you see the inside. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2554 | It seems there was this amusing translation gaffe with a Russian real estate developer about ‘laundering his money.’ | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2555 | And of course we'd clean out the lint from the previous owner. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | And you get free access to the laundry room, once a year. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2557 | ... and if you don't want to move your things out, just wait 15 minutes, and somebody will take it all out and put it on the roof for you. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2558 | The previous renter ran out of quarters. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2559 | Well, yes, the water bill might be a little high. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2560 | As this model illustrates, you are getting taken to the cleaners buying in this neighborhood. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2561 | On the bright side, it's a snap to keep clean. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2562 | And this is our stackable model. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2563 | It comes with an on-site apartment as well. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2564 | As you can see, this is obviously a very clean neighborhood. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2565 | They take very big quarters. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2566 | You can air your dirty laundry throughout the whole unit. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2567 | You'll never need to air out your dirty laundry. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2568 | Full disclosure: the former owners were involved in money laundering. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2569 | The spin cycle is a big hit when entertaining. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2570 | Paying rent in quarters does sometimes feel like money laundering. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2571 | Two fifty in quarters and your house cleaning is done." | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2572 | This unit is a former Spin Cycle studio. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2573 | Republican senators saw “no evidence“ that people close to Putin had invested in Trump’s real estate empire. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2574 | This the only front-loader in the neighborhood. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2575 | Sure, your new neighbors might welcome you with a bottle of wine, but they're more likely to bring coins and a book. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2576 | and this unit just came on the market...the seller works at a bank... | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2577 | The sellers have kept this unit spotless | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2578 | The only reason it's available is that previous tenant ran out of quarters. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2579 | It 's also available in a one story washer-dryer combo. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2580 | It can be a bit noisy during the spin cycle, otherwise it is a pretty quiet building | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2581 | And the upstairs apartment is perfect for the most delicate of residents. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2582 | He was a clean living freak, but it spun out of control. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2583 | And the house also is included so you do not need to go somewhere else for living. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2584 | We can’t have an open house during spin cycles. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2585 | And this was built by a Russian oligarch in 2016. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2586 | 60,000 cubic feet of pure luxury, and unforgettable views from the shower | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2587 | Well, it does have nice water views. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2588 | If you've been agitating about moving, take a load of your mind. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2589 | If you set your alarm for "spin," you can just tumble out of bed in the morning. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2590 | They've come down in their price, but the water bill may be out of your range. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2591 | Before signing, we'll iron out the wrinkles once everything comes out in the wash. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2592 | And this is our self-cleaning unit. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2593 | it's all part of the learning cycle. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2594 | Now, unfortunately, we do have to keep colors separate... | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2595 | You can fit a lot more than you think. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2596 | it's a good deal, you won't get taken to the cleaners | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2597 | For heavy duty I suggest the bottom floor, but for delicate the upper floor would be better. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2598 | They require a clean credit history. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2599 | The architect put a new spin on an old design. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2600 | This one has a ton of pre-wash charm. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2601 | Laundry is included. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2602 | and if you find a black sock the previous owner would love to get it back. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2603 | It’s the last remaining example of Fredrick Louis Maytag’s “stacked” design. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2604 | The rooms are a good size, just be careful not to shrink ‘em | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2605 | It comes with a complimentary spin-cycle class. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2606 | Not only does this place have all the expected amenities, there is a laundromat just a block away." | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2607 | Continuously cleans itself | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2608 | And this is where we recycle our own sewage into drinking water. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2609 | It’s not a condo, it’s a coin-op. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2610 | Think of it as a modern spin on a classic efficiency. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2611 | And should you ever decide to divorce, you can wash that man right outta your hair quite easily! | 1.2658 | 0.05002 | 79 | 58 | 21 | 0 |
2612 | This is what we call,a fresh start. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2613 | The lint trap is optional | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2614 | Well,true,the neighborhood does have a few 'dirty little secrets,' but I'm sure they'll all come out in the wash. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2615 | Yes, that family made their fortune money laundering for others | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2616 | It's really just a facade, but it has proven to be 100% burglar-proof. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2617 | I can also show you a top-loader with a 3rd bedroom | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2618 | You would not believe the static we got on the prototype . | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2619 | As you can see, there’s a stand-up washer and drier. What you can’t see, is that there’s nothing else. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2620 | And it's on wheels in case you hate your neighbors | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2621 | Sure, the attic gets a little damp, but the basement stays dry as a bone. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2622 | Why don’t you take this one for a spin? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2623 | They take $1000 bills to run, but can launder a million an hour. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2624 | Now, you can wash all of your 2020 memories away. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2625 | As you can see, this home has a clean design. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2626 | It has two levels, low and high. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2627 | Our washer/dryer combo comes with a built-in house. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2628 | No, that's the Washing Ton Apartments, not the Washington Apartments. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2629 | I'm sure it'll be a clean bill of sale, but there may be a few small things to iron out. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2630 | However, THIS place is totally stacked. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2631 | It's not really 'in-unit' as much as 'the entire unit'. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2632 | You get used to the spin cycle, I promise. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2633 | It comes with its own 2-bedroom duplex! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2634 | Who was the architect? Frank Lloyd Maytag? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2635 | But once you're inside there's no need to wear a mask. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2636 | I would recommend flood insurance for the bottom floor. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2637 | The property listing mistakenly implied this updated block had a jaccuzi; it's actually a Whirlpool. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2638 | The only con is that you'll have to pay your rent in quarters... | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2639 | These units were built during the pre-coin-shortage era. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2640 | The only drawback is putting $3,700 in quarters in it every month. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2641 | The previous owners left it in spotless condition. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2642 | Well, it was designed by Deutsche Bank! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2643 | It's a pre-wash building. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2644 | At your budget, it's either this or the ovens. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2645 | You get better views with the front load. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | And save your quarters because that's the only way to pay rent. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2647 | They just love the spin cycle | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2648 | I think you're really going to like the Maytag suite. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2649 | No, the property is the one on the right. That’s the ‘convenient neighborhood laundromat’ next door. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2650 | And the previous tenants drowned! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2651 | It's true you'll be washing your dirty linen in public, but you don't have to risk taking it to a laundromat | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2652 | In light of the pandemic, this unit has gone through a recent renovation. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2653 | The architect said he was going for a clean look. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2654 | And if you like to exercise it comes with a spin cycle. | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2655 | The machine in your apartment provides change in quarters at a rate of $10 per second! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | These are the hottest units on the block. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2657 | Although there is no on property parking it has,as you can see,a generous laundry area. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2658 | No, it "actually" is what it is. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2659 | If you get laid off, you could always take in some laundry. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2660 | : "DOUBLE, DUTY!" | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2661 | Like I said... Loads of space | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2662 | The bottom unit is prone to flooding. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2663 | And with your apartment we have a community wash and dry the covid off , you step into the wash and it cleans your whole body of covid and a quick dry .... such a good thing to have these days | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2664 | Stay Sanitized - stay home stay safe | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2665 | It’s a modern unit with clean lines. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2666 | These units technically aren’t livable, so it’s a bit of a wash. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2667 | this IS the washer and dryer unit | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2668 | The last tenant had trouble finding his sock. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2669 | It seems Russian oligarchs do have a sense of humor. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2670 | We call this an in washer/dryer unit | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2671 | I love the clean lines of the architecture | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2672 | This is New York. You can have water or heat, but not both. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2673 | The super lives in the lint trap. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2674 | Did you say you wanted them IN-house or IS-house? | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2675 | ...and of course you won’t need to keep your cleaning lady anymore... | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2676 | Don't be startled if the last tenants left a little lint. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2677 | It’s a dry heat. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2678 | And this is the washer/dryer unit. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2679 | This cozy duplex is extremely clean, has semi-centralized heating, and excellent plumbing. Regulations do require me to tell you that the Maytag repairman did die here... Of boredom folks! So you know it's sturdy! | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2680 | We're experimenting with the first self-cleaning units | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2681 | Rent is a bit high for the neighborhood, but since utilities are included, it’s a wash. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2682 | Very practical.Would you like to take it for a spin? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2683 | The entire unit is wash 'n wear.... | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2684 | As you can see, we’re trying time clean up the neighborhood. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2685 | This school over here is where we brain wash the neighborhood kids. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2686 | This has great views of the water... | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2687 | It is not cheap but you'll save a fortune on Peloton | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2688 | You’re very lucky... it’s only just come on after the previous owner drowned in a mysterious incident | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2689 | Great question! No, the previous tenants had no complaints about shrinkage. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2690 | The previous tenants had a laundering scheme. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2691 | No, no. I said washer and dryer IS unit. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
2692 | The neighbors are loaded.. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2693 | So! How many quarters do you have on hand? | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2694 | Why, yes, you CAN pay rent only with change. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2695 | Definitely on trend | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2696 | I know what you’re thinking, but actually it saves space when they’re stacked like this | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
2697 | Let’s just say the neighbors have requested that it never be put on vicious cycle. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2698 | We won't check your credit, just your access to quarters. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2699 | Now, this next apartment will make your head spin! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2700 | We've really had a flood of applications for this one! | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2701 | Yes, you are now entering the spin zone. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2702 | It is an efficiency unit | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2703 | There are settings to match every lifestyle. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2704 | Rent is due quarterly in quarters. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2705 | It's 800 square feet, but feels like 1000 square feet after shrinking. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2706 | It's an original mid century, Claes Oldenburg design. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2707 | You pay rent by inserting coins. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |