Contest #719


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719

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Between you and me, the owner can’t unload this fast enough.”
  2. “You pay rent quarterly.”
  3. “And, for your convenience, there’s an apartment within walking distance.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-08-09T19:34:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-08-23T19:36:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-08-17T19:35:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 24, 2020
Number of captions 10057
Number of responses 1020554
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Ignore the ‘Whites Only’ sign. 2.0583 0.01251 4239 1290 1412 1537
1 ...course you’ll have to put some money into it. 1.9874 0.00921 7568 2479 2705 2384
2 If you want a side-by-side, you'll have to go to the suburbs. 1.9661 0.00817 9431 3137 3477 2817
3 Well the ad did say apartment size washer and dryer. 1.9617 0.00822 9807 3444 3295 3068
4 The only downside is that the monthly rent has to be paid in quarters 1.9488 0.00754 10959 3711 4098 3150
5 At least you won't be living in a vacuum. 1.9087 0.01564 2628 975 918 735
6 Between you and me, the owner can’t unload this fast enough. 1.9061 0.00938 7020 2526 2627 1867
7 And, the place practically cleans itself. 1.8996 0.00891 7579 2696 2948 1935
8 Rent is stabilized at 25 cents for five minutes. 1.8982 0.00978 6963 2711 2250 2002
9 Some residents find it soothing, but others complain that they toss and turn all night. 1.8742 0.01884 1606 571 666 369
10 No, I didn't say it's a co-op. I said coin-op. 1.8675 0.00980 6476 2501 2332 1643
11 You’ll want flood insurance 1.8623 0.01087 5549 2252 1809 1488
12 Nothing in the neighborhood stacks up against it. 1.8594 0.00967 7112 2937 2238 1937
13 It's open,if you want to take it for a spin. 1.8590 0.01431 2752 997 1146 609
14 ...and the upper unit will be ready in, let's see... 31 minutes. 1.8514 0.00927 6660 2475 2701 1484
15 Before we go inside I must ask, would either of you consider yourself delicate? 1.8376 0.01049 5445 2146 2037 1262
16 You’ll need to be approved by the Ironing Board. 1.8362 0.01040 6012 2526 1945 1541
17 You pay rent quarterly. 1.8351 0.01054 5659 2321 1950 1388
18 Of course, these things go in cycles. 1.8327 0.01672 2050 787 819 444
19 The only downside is that rent needs to be paid in quarters. 1.8298 0.00955 6768 2763 2394 1611
20 And the best part is, you'll hardly hear the traffic. 1.8199 0.01271 3671 1479 1374 818
21 Now, before going inside I need you to empty your pockets. 1.8156 0.01088 5221 2183 1818 1220
22 I do need to disclose that the sellers are taking the washer and dryer. 1.8143 0.02107 1427 609 474 344
23 It's the Trump family headquarters, Launder on top floor and Spin on street level. 1.8116 0.01405 3589 1672 921 996
24 . . .And our seniors especially like the wrinkle-free settings. 1.7992 0.01262 4237 1941 1206 1090
25 What made you want to live in the garment district? 1.7974 0.01147 4546 1912 1643 991
26 Only one previous owner, a Mr Sock, who mysteriously abandoned his partner! 1.7923 0.01425 3216 1453 978 785
27 As soon as the buzzer sounds, we should be able to get in. 1.7906 0.01006 5354 2128 2219 1007
28 The whole complex was built with laundered money 1.7885 0.01085 5367 2384 1734 1249
29 Or maybe you'd prefer a home on the range? 1.7860 0.01287 3929 1788 1194 947
30 The owners are desperate to sell. They got caught laundering money. 1.7850 0.02175 1293 564 443 286
31 The seller has been trying to unload this for a while. 1.7712 0.01095 4629 1935 1818 876
32 And for your convenience, there's an apartment within walking distance. 1.7591 0.01201 4267 1951 1393 923
33 It’s a hot property. Or warm. Or cold. Your choice, really.” 1.7574 0.01331 3191 1382 1201 608
34 "When it was first built they required separating whites from colors, but fortunately times have changed. 1.7409 0.01242 4099 1964 1233 902
35 If you stay at casual wash and medium dry, it should be within your budget. 1.7363 0.01343 3553 1731 1028 794
36 I am obligated to tell you that the previous owners dyed in it. 1.7300 0.01548 2563 1226 803 534
37 Unfortunately there is no laundry room. 1.7267 0.01309 3933 2009 990 934
38 The seller is willing to pay clothing costs. 1.7253 0.01531 2632 1272 811 549
39 And this unit is especially clean. 1.7243 0.01398 3167 1537 966 664
40 We market this home to ‘The wheels on the bus ...’ 1.6955 0.01468 3537 2051 512 974
41 Comes with a lifetime supply of Gravol. 1.6895 0.01486 3507 2071 454 982
42 And it comes with a basement full of single socks. 1.6858 0.01439 2858 1435 886 537
43 It's unusual to get this much capacity so close to town. 1.6832 0.01612 2184 1075 726 383
44 Some claim it's haunted - A couple moves in, one always goes missing. 1.6799 0.01441 2815 1417 882 516
45 I'll be honest. At times, the downstairs tenants can get quite agitated. 1.6797 0.01558 2248 1088 792 368
46 These apartments move quickly, we have a lot of turn over 1.6774 0.01594 2387 1233 691 463
47 They're asking 8.2 million quarters 1.6690 0.01558 2420 1244 733 443
48 It’s a Trump property. He’s been laundering money is real estate for years. 1.6671 0.01539 2589 1368 715 506
49 It IS a laundromat, built from a misread plans, and converted. 1.6652 0.01684 2548 1489 423 636
50 The trick is to get out of bed before the spin cycle. 1.6636 0.01501 2497 1263 811 423
51 Front load makes moving in really easy. 1.6529 0.01629 1962 969 705 288
52 The only catch is you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.6509 0.01634 2094 1078 669 347
53 We do have some less expensive units that are top loading. 1.6509 0.01593 1982 965 744 273
54 The only downside is you have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.6507 0.01714 1998 1057 582 359
55 It's priced well now, but I'd wait for the Labor Day sale! 1.6450 0.01811 1842 999 498 345
56 We made this one for the filthy rich. 1.6437 0.01862 1701 912 483 306
57 There’s a clothesline out back. 1.6405 0.01894 1697 931 445 321
58 Think of it this way - it comes with a three-year warranty. 1.6390 0.01896 1673 914 449 310
59 Or, if you prefer, I have a side-by-side in the Laundry District. 1.6388 0.01835 1689 895 509 285
60 Location, yes." But what really counts here is the SETTING. 1.6377 0.01818 1590 810 546 234
61 The bottom floor has a slight water problem...but upstairs is much dryer. 1.6372 0.01851 1654 877 500 277
62 Pre-war? I thought you said pre-wash! 1.6322 0.02055 1528 877 336 315
63 I also have a nice side-by-side uptown. 1.6275 0.01944 1404 731 465 208
64 For some reason the former tenants became agitated and moved out. 1.6244 0.01995 1350 711 435 204
65 And over here you’ll find the official laundromat of the NBA. 1.6238 0.02194 1369 805 274 290
66 They have toddlers" 1.6215 0.02244 1292 757 267 268
67 As you can see, the neighborhood is very clean. 1.6210 0.02192 1285 732 308 245
68 And solar powered 1.6186 0.02334 1256 760 215 281
69 The top unit comes fully loaded. 1.6171 0.02076 1217 641 401 175
70 No, but there's a laundromat on the corner. 1.6146 0.02226 1178 658 316 204
71 ...And it's lint controlled. 1.6146 0.02164 1152 618 360 174
72 Oddly enough, this apartment is invisible to most men. 1.6145 0.02262 1144 640 305 199
73 No pets. No smoking. No hand-knit sweaters. 1.6139 0.02103 1163 610 392 161
74 And this one was originally a Victorian Top-Loader. 1.6128 0.02309 1126 640 282 204
75 You know what they say about real estate, "Rotation, rotation, rotation." 1.6123 0.02341 993 537 304 152
76 And the giant dryers are conveniently located just across the Williamsburg Bridge. 1.6112 0.02432 1093 648 222 223
77 The architects were inspired by the GE school of stackable design. 1.6107 0.02417 1107 657 224 226
78 Doubles as a shower too 1.6077 0.02480 1068 642 203 223
79 This condo was designed by “Whirlpool”! 1.6072 0.02486 1059 636 203 220
80 The exhaust duct doubles as a lovely six car garage. 1.6067 0.02498 1068 648 192 228
81 Just wait until you see the refrigerator! 1.6060 0.02294 1028 560 313 155
82 You can read all our reviews in the permanent press. 1.6026 0.02381 999 560 276 163
83 It’s listed for six million quarters. 1.6014 0.02382 976 542 281 153
84 The previous owner used real estate to launder his cash. 1.5996 0.02387 974 543 278 153
85 It's cooler downstairs but always dryer upstairs. 1.5987 0.02356 952 519 296 137
86 It’s our new home business. Hurricanes down stairs, hotter then hell upstairs 1.5981 0.02748 938 596 123 219
87 Originally built by Mr. Trump, who thought it would be an acceptable way to separate the whites from the colors. 1.5979 0.02514 940 544 230 166
88 The one real drawback is you have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.5965 0.02470 922 520 254 148
89 It cleans up nicely.” 1.5961 0.02409 916 503 280 133
90 Vacant since March. 1.5947 0.02732 908 566 144 198
91 OK, the next townhouses I want to show you are really clean. 1.5944 0.02675 900 546 173 181
92 It has really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.5932 0.02396 826 432 298 96
93 These are our high efficiency, large capacity units. 1.5917 0.02414 867 468 285 114
94 That upcycling movement is really getting out of hand. 1.5914 0.02810 864 543 131 190
95 And down the street is the Flatiron District. 1.5912 0.02559 844 476 237 131
96 We're calling it a deep-clean duplex. 1.5890 0.02800 837 517 147 173
97 There's no gym but the spin classes are a blast! 1.5884 0.02483 831 454 265 112
98 Once we hear the buzzer, I'll be able to take you through. 1.5877 0.02556 810 450 244 116
99 Make the right offer and they'll fold. 1.5858 0.02549 816 455 244 117
100 And the asking price is only 3.5 million quarters. 1.5856 0.02555 806 448 244 114
101 Laurent Gilles Tourbillon, certainly the most talented architect of his generation, who gallicized his name when studying in Paris. 1.5853 0.02900 815 518 117 180
102 This is our community center and combined laundromat. Everyone on the block throws their dirty clothes in together, and then we have a sorting party. Sure you lose a few things, but you make new friends while you save the environment. 1.5847 0.02789 797 481 166 150
103 It was designed by Front Load Wright 1.5841 0.02743 791 468 184 139
104 This one I think you'll really like, it's rinse controlled. 1.5834 0.02688 785 454 204 127
105 Just another old neighborhood going through laundryfication” 1.5831 0.02751 782 462 184 136
106 Yes. Lint’s picked up every Tuesday. 1.5830 0.02489 765 407 270 88
107 In addition to being absolutely spotless, this property has some really unique features...and several different fabric settings. 1.5818 0.02709 782 456 197 129
108 The last tenants turned the lint trap into a breakfast nook. 1.5797 0.02692 740 421 210 109
109 The upstairs unit is currently occupied, but the tenants are moving out in 45 minutes. 1.5792 0.02615 751 417 233 101
110 There is no elevator, but there is a laundry chute. 1.5789 0.02628 741 411 231 99
111 Let's go for a spin inside. 1.5771 0.02648 726 403 227 96
112 The view on spin cycle is unbelievable! 1.5761 0.02605 729 400 238 91
113 This one turns over a lot 1.5712 0.02664 667 362 229 76
114 Between us, you'd be buying at the best possible moment in the cycle. 1.5684 0.02744 658 366 210 82
115 Hands? That's so April. We wash everything. 1.5645 0.03121 643 402 119 122
116 And this one was built in 2020, when there were no rules. 1.5639 0.03116 626 386 127 113
117 You'll probably want to take the second floor; it's drier. 1.5637 0.02790 628 350 202 76
118 With a deposit of 6 quarters, this could be yours for 20 minutes. 1.5637 0.02897 628 362 178 88
119 This is a self-cleaning unit. 1.5631 0.02788 634 355 201 78
120 Next, I'm going to take you to the cleaners 1.5622 0.02983 635 379 155 101
121 And it's only 14,000 quarters a month. 1.5607 0.02881 610 347 184 79
122 So, if you’d like to see the interior, we’ll need a couple of quarters. 1.5600 0.02955 600 347 170 83
123 Unfortunately the rent requires exact change. 1.5598 0.02823 602 353 175 74
124 These can be yours for only 40 million quarters. 1.5589 0.02916 603 346 177 80
125 ...And it's a steal at thirteen thousand quarters a month. 1.5584 0.02883 591 333 186 72
126 No rent, just utilities 1.5584 0.02951 591 340 172 79
127 If this doesn't fit your budget, I've got a top-loader available on the West Side. 1.5552 0.02914 580 329 180 71
128 This model is perfect for The Age of Spin. 1.5546 0.03173 568 345 131 92
129 An excellent example of the 'metaphorical' style of architecture. 1.5546 0.03409 568 370 81 117
130 You pay quarterly. 1.5535 0.03051 551 333 142 76
131 Each unit includes a Clorox Quarnatini mixer. 1.5534 0.03395 571 372 82 117
132 Rent is due the first of the month. Best to start inserting quarters by the 27th. 1.5530 0.03172 557 336 134 87
133 Actually there are no washer/dryer connections in the building. It's the architect's subversive commentary on modern conveniences and the class divide. On a positive note, there's a Starbuck's on the ground floor. 1.5530 0.03331 557 352 102 103
134 The downstairs unit gets a bit damp and the upstairs unit a little warm, but most people barely notice. 1.5526 0.03306 456 261 138 57
135 And in 100 years, we won't even remember Jefferson Davis or his neighborhood statue. 1.5518 0.03431 560 366 79 115
136 The seller is anxious to unload this. 1.5506 0.03046 534 306 162 66
137 Would you like to take a spin around the apartment? 1.5506 0.03046 534 306 162 66
138 And there are free daily spin classes! 1.5493 0.03212 537 324 131 82
139 The asking price is 2.8 million quarters. 1.5488 0.03206 543 329 130 84
140 Rent is only 75 cents every 15 minutes. 1.5487 0.03127 534 314 147 73
141 Believe me. You're entering the housing market at just the right cycle. 1.5487 0.03035 534 306 163 65
142 And when you buy the washer dryer we throw in the house 1.5463 0.02950 529 296 177 56
143 The view will make your head spin! 1.5458 0.03207 524 314 134 76
144 It's lint-controlled. 1.5456 0.03141 526 310 145 71
145 And it's fully loaded! 1.5456 0.03059 526 303 159 64
146 The design was inspired by the Guggenheim. 1.5442 0.03351 520 324 109 87
147 ...and the lint trap pulls out into a futon! 1.5434 0.03291 495 297 127 71
148 The original owner just passed away at 90--totally wrinkle-free. 1.5430 0.03219 512 306 134 72
149 You know how it is: real estate goes in cycles. 1.5417 0.03097 515 299 153 63
150 And in the morning, you just tumble out of bed! 1.5414 0.03139 495 286 150 59
151 The former owners were big money launderers. 1.5400 0.03230 487 287 137 63
152 Both units are available, but only for 40 minutes at a time. 1.5399 0.03220 489 288 138 63
153 this is probably suppose to be a joke about the housing crisis but doesnt really work because its a stupid joke 1.5385 0.03773 494 340 42 112
154 Makes washing windows a snap! 1.5385 0.03322 494 301 120 73
155 The builder is doing time for money laundering. 1.5372 0.03350 484 295 118 71
156 Of course, nowadays we don't encourage residents to separate the whites and colors. 1.5372 0.03193 484 283 142 59
157 It was a foreclosure: the last owner got cleaned out. 1.5364 0.03340 481 292 120 69
158 The price may seem steep, but it's front-loaded. 1.5364 0.03275 481 287 130 64
159 Many people complain that new development white-washes the neighborhood, but frankly I don't know what they're concerned about. Anyway, rent for this modern two-bedroom is $4,500/mo. 1.5357 0.03823 476 327 43 106
160 These two here have also great views and both guarantee Covid19 protection since the water is at 140F... I know, too much humidity, but it's better than bleach, anyway... 1.5349 0.03724 473 316 61 96
161 I have to disclose that someone dyed in it. 1.5349 0.03179 473 274 145 54
162 The last renters haven't moved out yet, but you can just set their things on top. 1.5342 0.03342 453 279 114 60
163 Rent is due at the end of every cycle. 1.5342 0.03162 468 269 148 51
164 And you will neeed a 2 quarters to enter from the front. 1.5323 0.03422 464 285 111 68
165 And here we have the world’s first self-cleaning house 1.5316 0.03423 459 281 112 66
166 It’s actually a branch of Deutsche Bank. 1.5303 0.03448 445 271 112 62
167 Living here will be like a barrel of monkeys! 1.5290 0.03894 448 307 45 96
168 I hope you don't mind people watching you swim. 1.5290 0.03628 448 287 85 76
169 You should see the view when the Tide comes in. 1.5286 0.03405 437 262 119 56
170 Ahhhhhh! I think Rick Moranis shrunk us! 1.5281 0.03915 445 306 43 96
171 It's kinda like group insurance. 1.5281 0.03889 445 306 44 95
172 The Dryers live across the street. 1.5263 0.03526 437 271 102 64
173 The only complaint from our last tenant was missing socks. 1.5246 0.03482 427 260 110 57
174 It’s all about rotation, rotation, rotation. 1.5246 0.03590 427 267 96 64
175 The developer was convicted of money laundering. 1.5245 0.03454 429 260 113 56
176 The President had these built so we could keep the whites and coloreds separate. 1.5234 0.03704 428 276 80 72
177 The interior is immaculate. 1.5215 0.03339 418 245 128 45
178 Rent is only eight quarters every fifteen minutes. 1.5214 0.03428 420 252 117 51
179 Heat and hot water included 1.5186 0.03320 403 233 131 39
180 The seller is quite firm, exact change only. 1.5175 0.03521 400 242 109 49
181 It was originally owned by the Kenmores. 1.5174 0.03526 402 244 108 50
182 The only downside for this property is that one has to open the windows from the outside. The upside is that the windows never have to be cleaned on the inside. 1.5174 0.03862 402 264 68 70
183 You will find the apartment clean and dry. 1.5174 0.03418 402 238 120 44
184 A front-loaded mortgage is available. 1.5170 0.03712 383 238 92 53
185 but the good thing is utilities are actually included! 1.5164 0.03541 397 241 107 49
186 This is for the buyer who doesn't want to get taken to the cleaners. 1.5152 0.03580 394 241 103 50
187 I couldn't find a side-by-side in your price range. 1.5142 0.03702 387 242 91 54
188 There's a lot of turnover. 1.5141 0.03143 391 241 116 34
189 Next on our tour is the Staten Island mansion of the Gambino family. 1.5130 0.04089 386 264 46 76
190 It’s the reason we call the neighborhood Kenmore Square. 1.5126 0.03658 398 250 92 56
191 Love the idea. So very efficient. But one on-top-of the other? We need more distancing! David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.5117 0.04229 383 270 30 83
192 Please remove your shoes before entering, and count your socks upon exiting 1.5108 0.03513 370 222 110 38
193 We can iron out the details later. 1.5108 0.03636 370 225 101 44
194 This model comes complete with detergent and stain remover 1.5106 0.04021 378 253 57 68
195 You can just tumble out of bed in the morning. 1.5106 0.03499 378 225 113 40
196 That’s just the world trying to wash the stain of 2020 from the fabric of our collective memories 1.5106 0.03897 378 246 71 61
197 For a side-by-side, you'd have to move to the suburbs. 1.5085 0.03672 354 214 100 40
198 Its there because the Jolly Green Giant is a major investor in the LLP that owns the building. 1.5082 0.04285 368 259 31 78
199 And it’s squeaky clean 1.5082 0.03809 368 233 83 52
200 It’ll make more sense when the artist installs the letters t r u m p spinning in circles, going nowhere, doing nothing, taken to the cleaners... 1.5081 0.03696 370 229 94 47
201 Welcome to Washington. 1.5069 0.04080 363 243 56 64
202 This architect’s creative process being inspired by real life events at the turn of the decade was the apotheosis of her career. 1.5069 0.04024 363 240 62 61
203 These things tend to go in cycles. 1.5056 0.03779 354 220 89 45
204 The last tenants were a nice pair, but then one of them went missing. 1.5056 0.03648 360 221 97 42
205 Wanna take it for a spin? 1.5055 0.03654 362 221 99 42
206 It will be available for occupancy in seventeen minutes 1.5055 0.03591 362 218 105 39
207 Wait until you get a load of this. 1.5055 0.03737 362 225 91 46
208 And if you buy this unit, we'll throw in the towels. 1.5055 0.03612 362 219 103 40
209 The Sox family used to own it, but they mysteriously disappeared. 1.5055 0.03838 362 230 81 51
210 You're welcome to take it for a spin. 1.5055 0.03172 362 229 102 31
211 This place will make your head spin! 1.5055 0.03654 362 221 99 42
212 '...and right next door is Godliness.' 1.5042 0.03729 355 223 87 45
213 Unfortunately, the current owners will be taking the washer and dryer with them. 1.5028 0.03963 352 228 71 53
214 Yes, pets are allowed. But they don't like it. 1.5028 0.03801 354 222 86 46
215 Rent's $150 a month. Water bill $88,000 a year. 1.5015 0.03843 333 206 87 40
216 Used to be whites only, this neighbourhood’s come a long way. 1.5014 0.03859 347 219 82 46
217 Lint pickup is every Tuesday morning. 1.5014 0.03749 347 214 92 41
218 This new construction is known as the Liberal Irony House. The accessible design allows you to wash away every trace of that tweeting-Orange-Stain while also allowing you to continue whitewashing and gentrifying Harlem. Daily Kombucha delivery included. 1.5014 0.04365 347 244 32 71
219 The downside is that the monthly rent needs to be paid in quarters! 1.5000 0.03682 344 209 98 37
220 One, two, three—you’re clean! 1.5000 0.04279 342 235 43 64
221 The unit comes fully loaded. 1.5000 0.03790 342 212 89 41
222 It’s not ‘technically’ a Trump condo but it launders money just as well. 1.5000 0.03923 342 218 77 47
223 The beauty of this place is that the windows wash themselves. 1.4985 0.03627 339 203 103 33
224 This one is totally private, more modern, anyway they will be more focused on you being a bi-racial couple, probably won't even notice you are mermaids. 1.4985 0.04369 339 237 35 67
225 Unit A is ready for viewing; B still has a giant sock stuck to the ceiling. 1.4985 0.03511 333 221 75 37
226 If you want a side-by-side, you'll need to look in the suburbs. 1.4970 0.03691 334 202 98 34
227 All those missing socks have to live somewhere. 1.4955 0.03764 331 203 92 36
228 Full disclosure. No elevator and for some reason this is still rent controlled until 2525. 1.4955 0.04308 331 227 44 60
229 How about we take it for a spin? 1.4955 0.03690 331 200 98 33
230 Ironically, still no in-unit washer and dryer. 1.4955 0.03640 331 198 102 31
231 Rent is quarterly. 1.4955 0.03884 331 210 79 42
232 As you can see, the mayor is tough on crime but even tougher on stains. 1.4955 0.04023 331 214 70 47
233 Word is, the former tenants went down for money laundering. 1.4955 0.03739 331 202 94 35
234 I have to tell you there’s been a lot of turnover here. 1.4939 0.03664 328 202 93 33
235 Trust me, it's better than the oven across the street. 1.4939 0.03862 328 205 84 39
236 You know what we say in real estate, Rotation Rotation Rotation. 1.4939 0.03789 328 202 90 36
237 May I point out that these machines in this unit do not require coins to operate 1.4939 0.04209 328 220 54 54
238 The washer and dryer have a built-in apartment! 1.4938 0.03873 324 202 84 38
239 And the rooftop bar is called the Lint Trap. 1.4936 0.03825 312 190 90 32
240 You got change for a dolla? 1.4922 0.04303 321 218 48 55
241 And it's located in the heart of the Garment District. 1.4921 0.03885 317 197 84 36
242 So, would you like to take the place for a spin? 1.4921 0.03860 317 196 86 35
243 The listing DID mention the apartment-size washer and dryer? 1.4906 0.04027 318 204 72 42
244 CO-OP? No it’s COIN-OP. 1.4906 0.03584 318 201 87 30
245 And this unit is very easy to clean 1.4906 0.03693 318 191 98 29
246 This is the neighborhood church 1.4906 0.04404 318 220 40 58
247 ... and now let's say you have some income that you can't declare, these added-value units offer... 1.4905 0.04311 316 214 49 53
248 And best of all, views of the water from every room! 1.4904 0.03958 312 196 79 37
249 And mornings, you can just tumble out of bed. 1.4904 0.03798 312 190 91 31
250 Don't worry, you're not the first to assume "Unit in Washer Dryer" was a typo. 1.4889 0.03851 315 195 86 34
251 You can't find a cleaner house than this! Would you like to put in an offer now? 1.4872 0.04282 312 210 52 50
252 It comes with one sock. 1.4851 0.03632 303 198 75 30
253 Did I mention you can pay the rent in quarters? 1.4851 0.04017 303 192 75 36
254 Yes, water and electric are included. 1.4851 0.03907 303 188 83 32
255 It has three bedrooms and a spacious lint trap. 1.4815 0.03993 297 187 77 33
256 This one's in the garment district. 1.4815 0.03993 297 187 77 33
257 Washer-dryer units very rarely come on the market in New York. 1.4815 0.03906 297 184 83 30
258 That’s our extra-clean, “pandemic” townhouse. 1.4810 0.04359 289 193 53 43
259 Before we go in, is that sweater pre-shrunk? 1.4807 0.03994 285 177 79 29
260 You can enter with a key or four quarters. 1.4795 0.03864 292 179 86 27
261 Unfortunately the owners are taking the appliances with them 1.4795 0.04214 292 191 62 39
262 Just wait til you see the toilet. 1.4795 0.04324 292 195 54 43
263 Some say the previous owners were involved in a laundering sheme. 1.4795 0.03864 292 179 86 27
264 On the smaller side, yes, but the fish eye lens effect from the floor-to-ceiling window will really expand your shelter in place view of the outside world during the next pandemic 1.4795 0.04511 292 202 40 50
265 This unit has a shorter lease: typically around 45 minutes. 1.4793 0.03883 290 178 85 27
266 It was his Maytag Period. 1.4792 0.03808 288 174 90 24
267 Both units come fully loaded. 1.4774 0.03785 287 173 91 23
268 Oh, there's a terrific heating system. And it's a DRY heat. 1.4774 0.03849 287 175 87 25
269 The Maytags had a great sense of humor in designing their townhome. 1.4772 0.03804 285 172 90 23
270 Much more efficient use of space than a side by side. 1.4772 0.04461 285 194 46 45
271 Rent payments are due every 40 minutes 1.4772 0.04146 285 183 68 34
272 The seller is highly motivated and is only asking a million quarters. 1.4772 0.04205 285 185 64 36
273 This lovely unit just went coin-op last month. 1.4772 0.03994 285 178 78 29
274 This lovely washer/dryer unit includes a brand new apartment. 1.4772 0.04146 285 183 68 34
275 The last tenants left it spotless. 1.4770 0.03983 283 176 79 28
276 We would prefer the down payment in cash, but quarters are fine, too. 1.4750 0.04231 280 182 63 35
277 It's the latest in virus-free living. We think it will be an easy sell. 1.4750 0.04108 280 178 71 31
278 You see the owner here prefers to separate the whites and the ...oh, forget I said that. 1.4750 0.04200 280 181 65 34
279 I think you’ll find the upstairs apartment is a little dryer. 1.4750 0.04077 280 177 73 30
280 On the plus side, you won't notice the vibrations from the subway. 1.4750 0.04077 280 177 73 30
281 This is one of the cleaner houses in the neighborhood. 1.4731 0.03959 279 173 80 26
282 And this is a two-story, high-efficiency unit. 1.4731 0.03893 279 171 84 24
283 These are not two dishwashers, oil on canvas , René Magritte . 1.4731 0.04535 279 192 42 45
284 Some folks launder their money through real estate. 1.4727 0.04098 275 174 72 29
285 The catch is you have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.4727 0.04098 275 174 72 29
286 The turnover in these new units is faster than expected 1.4727 0.03830 275 166 88 21
287 The architect went round and round with the zoning committee... 1.4708 0.04173 274 176 67 31
288 There’s no sauna, but there is a Whirlpool. 1.4708 0.04173 274 176 67 31
289 Here in Washington 'spin cycle' isn't just a phrase! 1.4704 0.04283 270 176 61 33
290 the last tenant left their forwarding info, should any socks turn up 1.4698 0.04443 232 147 61 24
291 Each Washer and Dryer unit has access to a shared apartment in the basement of the building! 1.4686 0.04108 271 172 71 28
292 Each level has its advantages, but overall, it's a wash. 1.4684 0.04295 269 176 60 33
293 Do you like it better than the shoe I showed you yesterday? 1.4679 0.04210 265 170 66 29
294 The previous owners, The Maytags, had a tendency to agitate their neighbors. 1.4679 0.04210 265 170 66 29
295 Why don't you take it for a spin? 1.4659 0.04117 264 167 71 26
296 The bottom unit was just sold to a newly single sock. 1.4659 0.04453 264 177 51 36
297 So, ready for a spin? 1.4654 0.04472 260 174 51 35
298 We mix whites and colors in this neighborhood. 1.4654 0.04268 260 168 63 29
299 It also comes in avocado green. 1.4651 0.04397 258 170 56 32
300 Yes, that is the Godliness Townhouse next door. 1.4651 0.04431 258 171 54 33
301 Don’t worry. Every unit is lint-controlled. 1.4651 0.04257 258 166 64 28
302 It's a quiet neighborhood, except during the spin cycle. 1.4651 0.04186 258 164 68 26
303 You should see the fridge. 1.4651 0.04257 258 166 64 28
304 And for those who like to keep whites separate... 1.4651 0.04328 258 168 60 30
305 One caveat on the rent: the landlord only accepts quarters. 1.4651 0.04397 258 170 56 32
306 ...it was his post-Presidency dream...everything is separated by color and you can't help but ingest a little bleach. 1.4651 0.04431 258 171 54 33
307 As you can see it has a walk-in washer and dryer. 1.4648 0.04136 256 161 71 24
308 Would you like to give it a whirl 1.4642 0.04070 265 167 73 25
309 No, it doesn't come with an apartment. 1.4630 0.04087 257 180 48 29
310 Most luxury housing in New York is for laundering money. They decided to be up front about it. 1.4630 0.04374 257 169 57 31
311 And the neighbor in this unit is a sock, super quiet, keeps to himself, recently separated. 1.4630 0.04477 257 172 51 34
312 The downside is the water bill. 1.4627 0.04257 255 164 64 27
313 Want to take it for a spin? 1.4625 0.04426 253 167 55 31
314 And evicting tenants is a breeze! 1.4625 0.04531 253 170 49 34
315 Here's where our Maytag repairman lives. 1.4625 0.04133 253 159 71 23
316 We'll need to iron out the details before closing. 1.4625 0.03978 253 155 79 19
317 It's the perfect place to make a clean start. 1.4625 0.04171 253 160 69 24
318 There is a spectacular view after the rinse cycle! 1.4625 0.04245 253 162 65 26
319 Ironically, the previous owner went to prison for money laundering. 1.4625 0.04318 253 164 61 28
320 This place runs hot and cold but generally it’s loads of fun to live here. 1.4625 0.03734 253 167 66 20
321 this is actually owned by Trump Inc. That explains the constant spin cycle. 1.4625 0.04426 253 167 55 31
322 It’s the right time in the cycle to buy 1.4608 0.04524 217 138 58 21
323 You know what they say...rotation, rotation, rotation 1.4603 0.04474 252 168 52 32
324 You come out smelling great! Theoni Moschetti Boulder, CO 1.4603 0.04880 252 180 28 44
325 And this rental also comes with an apartment hookup. 1.4603 0.04544 252 170 48 34
326 No, but there's a laundromat just down the block. 1.4603 0.04144 252 159 70 23
327 This was how the Garment District got its name. 1.4603 0.04257 252 162 64 26
328 This fully converted industrial washer/dryer unit comes with an open floor plan and tons of natural light. 1.4603 0.04579 252 171 46 35
329 Most of the neighborhood is peaceful, but we do have a couple of agitators. 1.4597 0.04073 248 154 74 20
330 You'll be glad to know that the owner has recently switched to disposable diapers. 1.4597 0.04455 248 164 54 30
331 There's no maintenance fee, but we recommend purchasing the extended warranty. 1.4597 0.04152 248 156 70 22
332 ...and the rent is reasonable at $2 for every 30 minutes! 1.4585 0.04389 253 167 56 30
333 It's a new spin on a duplex. 1.4575 0.04202 247 157 67 23
334 These units see a lot of turnover. 1.4575 0.04123 247 155 71 21
335 I know it's compact, but cleaning is a snap! 1.4575 0.04577 247 167 47 33
336 This model has held its value through multiple cycles. 1.4575 0.04083 247 154 73 20
337 Financing options include quarterly payments. 1.4575 0.04318 247 160 61 26
338 Shall we take it for a spin? 1.4568 0.04447 243 160 55 28
339 Yes, but it's a dry heat! 1.4568 0.04291 243 156 63 24
340 Comes with an in-unit apartment. 1.4568 0.04252 243 155 65 23
341 You'll just need to interview with the ironing board. 1.4568 0.04171 243 153 69 21
342 The last landlord was booked for money laundering 1.4568 0.04560 243 163 49 31
343 Rent is only accepted in quarters 1.4568 0.04211 243 154 67 22
344 It's a dryer's market. 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
345 I can show you another unit that enters from the top. 1.4538 0.03766 238 159 62 17
346 And you’re just minutes from the bleach. 1.4525 0.04597 221 145 52 24
347 Kitchen, bathroom, and living room are all off site. 1.4518 0.04536 228 150 53 25
348 The water bill might be slightly higher than you're used to. 1.4518 0.04450 228 148 57 23
349 Well...no, but there's a clothesline in the back. 1.4518 0.04620 228 152 49 27
350 And in the basement we have a bed and bath that everyone in the building shares. 1.4518 0.04406 228 147 59 22
351 The sellers are motivated: they’re running out of quarters. 1.4515 0.04285 237 152 63 22
352 Now, I will say up front, there’s no dishwasher. 1.4511 0.04094 235 146 72 17
353 Just to let you know, you pay the rent quarterly. 1.4506 0.04463 233 153 55 25
354 They’re a bit pricey but the apartment is included 1.4506 0.04463 233 153 55 25
355 Don’t worry we don’t sort by color 1.4506 0.04337 233 150 61 22
356 Great price for the square footage if you don’t mind the neighbors seeing your dirty laundry. 1.4502 0.04574 231 154 50 27
357 And it's easy to keep clean. 1.4487 0.04407 234 153 57 24
358 It may not make sense now - but, when you have kids...... 1.4478 0.04376 230 149 59 22
359 Yes, this unit comes with its own apartment! 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
360 It’s a safe neighborhood but I’m legally obligated to inform you that multiple socks have been reported missing from this address. 1.4478 0.04333 230 148 61 21
361 It was built by Fred Trump to separate the whites from the coloreds. 1.4478 0.04505 230 152 53 25
362 Rent is 6,000 quarters a month. 1.4478 0.04398 230 155 50 25
363 There’s already an offer on it, but I think they’ll fold. 1.4478 0.04289 230 147 63 20
364 It's surprisingly affordable but you have to pay in quarters. 1.4478 0.04419 230 150 57 23
365 And as you can see the "washer and dryer is unit" was not a typo. 1.4478 0.04505 230 152 53 25
366 If you'd prefer, I have a nice top-loading unit down the street. 1.4474 0.04360 228 147 60 21
367 It's available in about eight minutes. 1.4474 0.04179 228 143 68 17
368 It's been designated an historic building. The Maytag Repairman lived there for 30 years. 1.4469 0.04432 226 147 57 22
369 And the best part is,it has an apartment. 1.4469 0.04342 226 145 61 20
370 Look on the bright side, Avon will never come calling. 1.4469 0.05054 226 162 27 37
371 And there's a coin operated apartment in the basement. 1.4469 0.04606 226 151 49 26
372 All of our laundry units come with their own apartment. 1.4469 0.04296 226 144 63 19
373 We'll just have to wait an extra minute until the door unlocks 1.4469 0.04519 226 149 53 24
374 I trust you aren't one of those 'dry clean only' couples? 1.4439 0.04289 223 147 56 20
375 The views from inside will make your head spin 1.4434 0.04219 221 141 63 17
376 The only drawback is there is no laundry room. 1.4434 0.04547 221 146 52 23
377 The first floor is prone to flooding and it gets quite hot upstairs.” 1.4429 0.04713 219 148 45 26
378 It's based on the design of a famous Cayman Island Bank. 1.4429 0.04757 219 149 43 27
379 I know it's an unusual design. The architect was a guy named Maytag. 1.4429 0.04391 219 141 59 19
380 Well, it beats injecting yourself with disinfectant. 1.4429 0.04757 219 149 43 27
381 That's right. It takes 4 quarters to unlock the door. 1.4429 0.04532 219 144 53 22
382 The only drawback is that the rent has to be paid in quarters. 1.4429 0.04343 219 140 61 18
383 Not only is it one of the safest neighborhoods in the city, but it is also one of the cleanest. 1.4429 0.03719 219 150 54 15
384 I think we're about to see another housing bubble. 1.4429 0.04887 219 152 37 30
385 The apartment is in the basement. 1.4429 0.04532 219 144 53 22
386 So you said that having a washer and dryer was #1 on your list.. 1.4429 0.04391 219 141 59 19
387 You did say the only thing that mattered was location. 1.4398 0.04432 216 140 57 19
388 This used to be whites only. 1.4398 0.04938 216 151 35 30
389 Take it for a spin. 1.4398 0.04233 216 136 65 15
390 It’s a great location but you’ll lose a lot of socks. 1.4398 0.04669 216 145 47 24
391 No, no wood-burning fire place, but it does have a lint trap. 1.4398 0.04130 216 142 59 15
392 And this property just came on the market for 4.8 million quarters. 1.4398 0.04669 216 145 47 24
393 You may find that the occasional sock goes missing. 1.4398 0.04233 216 136 65 15
394 Unfortunately, a washer is not included in the amenities. 1.4398 0.05024 216 153 31 32
395 This historic property was once owned by a famous agitator. 1.4398 0.04669 216 145 47 24
396 The perfect home if you are looking for a clean start 1.4398 0.04383 216 139 59 18
397 A two load walkup 1.4393 0.05017 214 151 32 31
398 The seller’s motivated. He’s lost too many socks. 1.4393 0.04793 214 146 42 26
399 Just to clarify: the ad said 'washer & dryer unit' not washer and dryer IN unit. 1.4384 0.04632 203 133 51 19
400 It's exactly what you wanted: Big windows, open concept, and easy to clean. 1.4381 0.04521 210 140 51 19
401 The place practically cleans itself. 1.4378 0.04416 217 141 57 19
402 And it’s a steal at five million quarters. 1.4354 0.04684 209 140 47 22
403 And you're allowed to install an apartment. 1.4354 0.04483 209 136 55 18
404 It's all done with mirrors you see. 1.4354 0.05016 209 147 33 29
405 ...and there’s a community apartment conveniently located in the basement. 1.4354 0.04432 209 135 57 17
406 It used to be a Deutsche Bank branch. 1.4354 0.04923 209 145 37 27
407 And the rent is only 75 cents per fifteen minutes! 1.4348 0.04616 207 140 46 21
408 Both units are vent controlled. 1.4348 0.04461 207 134 56 17
409 You're right, sir! Amazing, most men don't recognize this facade! 1.4314 0.04714 204 137 46 21
410 The asking price is only $1.2 million, but you have to pay in quarters. 1.4314 0.04558 204 134 52 18
411 And this apartment practically cleans itself! 1.4314 0.04611 204 135 50 19
412 The rent has to be paid quarterly. 1.4314 0.04505 204 133 54 17
413 The rent is due quarterly 1.4314 0.04816 204 139 42 23
414 Actually, no. But there is a convenient laundromat around the corner. 1.4307 0.04643 202 134 49 19
415 I've got a prewar top load around the corner if you are looking less modern. 1.4307 0.04536 202 134 50 18
416 And this one is 5.6 million quarters. 1.4307 0.04800 202 137 43 22
417 Great neighborhood, good schools, close to transit, and self cleaning. 1.4307 0.04951 202 140 37 25
418 And here's the perfect unit to ensure college age children return home on weekends. 1.4307 0.04370 202 129 59 14
419 ...used to be an Apple store, but then LG bought it... 1.4300 0.04676 200 135 45 20
420 The first year is lint free! 1.4300 0.04676 200 133 48 19
421 Empty your pockets and let’s take a look inside. 1.4300 0.04567 200 131 52 17
422 It’s a two story wash up 1.4293 0.04486 198 135 45 18
423 „So this is one of the new COVID-19 safety buildings. Kills 99% of the germs.“ 1.4286 0.05185 182 126 34 22
424 We found that washing hands just isn’t enough 1.4278 0.04490 194 131 46 17
425 Technically this counts as Water Front Property. 1.4271 0.04525 199 130 53 16
426 It's clean living! 1.4271 0.05005 199 139 35 25
427 Ironically, there is no washer-dryer included with this unit. 1.4271 0.05005 199 139 35 25
428 Gas, water, electric, and detergent are all included in the lease. 1.4271 0.04114 199 132 54 13
429 It's a washer-dryer unit. The apartment is built in. 1.4271 0.04581 199 131 51 17
430 Believe it or not, this beauty is rent stabilized at just 16,000 quarters per month. 1.4271 0.04469 199 129 55 15
431 That one is made in China 1.4271 0.05252 199 144 25 30
432 I don't know why people are saying these new Trump properties are just a front for money laundering. 1.4271 0.04691 199 133 47 19
433 The only drawback is having to pay your rent in all quarters. 1.4264 0.04324 197 125 60 12
434 Apparently the only reason they’re selling is because they kept losing half of their socks. 1.4264 0.04500 197 134 45 18
435 You said you had teenage boys. 1.4264 0.04779 197 133 44 20
436 Hard to believe, I know--and the utilities rock. 1.4264 0.04886 197 135 40 22
437 The previous owners loved this place but unfortunately they're doing 8-10 for money laundering. 1.4264 0.05043 197 138 34 25
438 The current owner is the equipment manager for the NY Jets. 1.4264 0.04991 197 137 36 24
439 The only complaint the seller has is that he occasionally loses a sock. 1.4249 0.04504 193 125 54 14
440 The seller just got an offer ten thousand quarters over asking. 1.4249 0.04443 193 124 56 13
441 I know this unit is quite contemporary, but don’t let that be a detergent. 1.4249 0.04563 193 133 43 17
442 It's an architectural statement on the true use of Trump properties. 1.4235 0.04794 196 133 43 20
443 This architect went on to build the 20-story Frigidaire downtown. 1.4225 0.04663 187 123 49 15
444 ...oh, and your new neighbors are the Maytags and the Kenmores. They're quiet, efficient and neat. 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
445 This is a pre-Fab building. 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
446 Unfortunately, heat and hot water are not included. 1.4219 0.04810 192 130 43 19
447 The old name is "duplex", we prefer "stackables" 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
448 The only wrinkle is the water bill. 1.4219 0.04139 192 126 55 11
449 It's not a Coop. It's a Westinghouse. 1.4219 0.04810 192 134 37 21
450 Just make sure the family is evenly distributed. 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
451 It's a washer/dryer, see the difference. 1.4219 0.05347 192 140 23 29
452 It's a cleaner-upper 1.4219 0.04577 192 126 51 15
453 No, on the phone I said the unit is “coin-op,” not “co-op” 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
454 Well, we've had some flooding in the lower unit, but the upper is quite dry. 1.4219 0.04517 192 125 53 14
455 Bauhaus. 1.4211 0.05232 190 136 28 26
456 The architect's last name is Maytag. 1.4211 0.05070 190 133 34 23
457 I think it's just the right time in the cycle to buy. 1.4211 0.04549 190 124 52 14
458 Really the only downside I can think of would be the water bill. 1.4211 0.04670 190 126 48 16
459 Don't you just love the Garment District? 1.4211 0.04425 190 128 49 13
460 ....and this two story washer&dryer come with an in-unit apartment. 1.4211 0.04959 190 131 38 21
461 The previous owner was a campaign media consultant. 1.4211 0.05285 190 137 26 27
462 it's called a 2 story washup 1.4211 0.04788 190 128 44 18
463 They were formerly owned by a couple of agitators. 1.4211 0.04846 190 129 42 19
464 Like the description said. Post-modern exterior. Very clean interior. 1.4202 0.04704 188 125 47 16
465 Think of it as Hokusai's Great Wave off Kanagawa as an exciting water park ride on both floors, or, an hour of heavy traffic and the long line at the Met and you can see the original, as static boring wood block print. 1.4202 0.05589 188 141 15 32
466 This is where Mr. Trump puts a lot of his money. 1.4202 0.05054 188 131 35 22
467 Actually, no, the unit doesn’t come with a washer/dryer 1.4202 0.04704 188 125 47 16
468 And to the left you will see one of our resident's best creations: a human-sized washing machine that sprays you down with alcohol gel every time you walk back into the building. Covid-19 is real, y'all. 1.4202 0.05639 188 142 13 33
469 No spin cycle after ten 1.4202 0.04055 188 131 45 12
470 They want the first and last month's rent in quarters. 1.4197 0.04956 193 134 37 22
471 It's a self cleaning apartment 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
472 The previous tenant was arrested for laundering. 1.4194 0.04552 186 121 52 13
473 Yeah, but between the water bill and the view, it's a wash. 1.4194 0.04860 186 126 42 18
474 pandemic housing....sanitize and disinfect in the comfort of your home 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
475 Naturally, there’s a laundry list of options available in our newest models. 1.4194 0.04678 186 128 40 18
476 And, most importantly, hours of fascinating entertainment for the cat. 1.4194 0.04920 186 127 40 19
477 If this doesn't appeal, we have a side by side over on Lex. 1.4194 0.04800 186 125 44 17
478 The rent is only 50,000 quarters a month. 1.4194 0.04920 186 127 40 19
479 This unit is loaded." 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
480 You'd think so, but no, it's actually down the hall. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
481 Full disclosure, the water bill is enormous. 1.4194 0.04422 186 119 56 11
482 These are for couples who are looking for a clean start. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
483 The architect was after a clean look 1.4188 0.04938 191 132 38 21
484 We’re trying to clean up the neighborhood and well... form follows function 1.4176 0.03666 182 129 43 10
485 Ready to move in. Just empty your pockets first. 1.4171 0.04780 187 126 44 17
486 I know you'll love this one, but let's go. inside and I'll take you for a spin. 1.4171 0.04469 187 121 54 12
487 Make sure there is no Kleenex in your pocket before you go in. 1.4171 0.04899 187 128 40 19
488 It’s a washer\dryer with in-unit apartment. 1.4171 0.04840 187 127 42 18
489 ‘Every tenant puts a different spin on this place.’ 1.4162 0.04629 185 122 49 14
490 It makes house cleaning a breeze. 1.4162 0.04816 185 125 43 17
491 If you don't like Washington Heights, there's always Flushing Meadows. 1.4162 0.04877 185 126 41 18
492 The architect? Kenmore. 1.4162 0.04816 185 125 43 17
493 You would think! But there is a laundromat down the street. 1.4162 0.04755 185 124 45 16
494 Someone is going to snap this up and convert the top floor into a dryer. 1.4162 0.04877 185 126 41 18
495 Yes, it comes with an apartment. 1.4162 0.04435 185 119 55 11
496 It's a new architectural movement called Westinghaus. 1.4162 0.04816 185 131 36 18
497 The architect disabled spin cycle during the conversion for safety but kept the bubble maker to maintain its authenticity. 1.4162 0.05392 185 135 23 27
498 You'll find the upper floors are dryer. 1.4162 0.04755 185 124 45 16
499 Top unit includes heat, bottom unit includes water. 1.4162 0.04501 185 120 53 12
500 DROP IT OFF PICK IT UP ONLY ONCE EVERY MONTH OR TWO OR THREE OR...NOT? 1.4162 0.05657 185 140 13 32
501 And if you ever get behind on the mortgage, you can always take in laundry. 1.4162 0.04692 185 123 47 15
502 No, sorry, but there is a laundromat just two blocks over. 1.4162 0.04996 185 128 37 20
503 ...and with convenient access to the Flatiron District. 1.4162 0.04368 185 118 57 10
504 We need the security deposit in quarters 1.4162 0.04996 185 128 37 20
505 Just wait til you see the amenities 1.4162 0.05392 185 135 23 27
506 No, but there's a laundromat right down the street. 1.4153 0.04791 183 123 44 16
507 Long story short, this is how Washing Ton Heights got its name. 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
508 The apartment has no bathtub or shower but the gentle cycle will get you just as clean and the kids will love it. 1.4153 0.05381 183 133 24 26
509 And for these two units, your rent is charged by the minute, and payable in quarters 1.4144 0.04953 181 124 39 18
510 It's two bedrooms, two baths, five cycles 1.4144 0.04566 181 120 48 13
511 This is a great option for a fresh start. 1.4144 0.05075 181 126 35 20
512 This place is a steal right now because of the coin shortage. 1.4144 0.04498 181 123 45 13
513 Wait 'til you get a load of this one. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
514 I know you were looking for a side by side, but the price is great. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
515 And you get to keep the single socks. 1.4140 0.04795 186 126 43 17
516 No, sorry, no available side by sides in this neighborhood. 1.4134 0.04734 179 119 46 14
517 You can relax. Trump's the owner so they don't actually do anything. 1.4130 0.05187 184 131 30 23
518 There’s not a lot of space, but at least it’s easy to clean. 1.4130 0.04172 184 124 49 11
519 The sellers are underwater. 1.4111 0.05154 180 127 32 21
520 The top level's a bit more expensive but either way it's a wash. 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
521 The neighborhood is being Detergentrified 1.4111 0.04580 180 118 50 12
522 It’s really the latest in clean living 1.4111 0.05214 180 128 30 22
523 Sadly, they do NOT come with laundry facilities. Why do you ask? 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
524 There's a twenty dollar charge to dispose of your old apartment. 1.4091 0.05362 176 127 26 23
525 Do you want to take it for a spin? 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
526 No, utilities are not included. 1.4091 0.04985 176 121 38 17
527 This one may be available soon - we're just waiting for the last tenant to remove their belongings. 1.4091 0.04578 176 115 50 11
528 Would you like to take a spin? 1.4091 0.04506 176 116 49 11
529 Its only downside being you gotta pay the rent in quarters. 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
530 It was formerly occupied by Deutsche Bank,but they abandoned it in 2016. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
531 Rent is payable in quarters. 1.4091 0.05050 176 122 36 18
532 It's not spacious but it's super, super clean. 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
533 This washer/dryer actually comes with an apartment. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
534 The previous owner went to prison for money laundering. 1.4091 0.05114 176 123 34 19
535 This is the newest model from the “Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe” line of homes. 1.4091 0.05482 176 129 22 25
536 We don't seperate whites in this neighbourhood. 1.4091 0.04506 176 114 52 10
537 And with the extra income, your mortgage is a wash! 1.4091 0.04648 176 128 34 14
538 ....And there’s a laundromat right around the corner! 1.4091 0.04853 176 121 39 16
539 I’m afraid this is a washed-up neighborhood. 1.4091 0.05482 176 129 22 25
540 Shall we take it for a spin before you decide? 1.4091 0.04718 176 117 46 13
541 You said you like to cycle. 1.4091 0.04985 176 125 32 19
542 The previous owners just folded. 1.4091 0.04853 176 119 42 15
543 We call this a high-efficiency. 1.4088 0.04627 181 125 40 16
544 I need to warn you... People say it's haunted by a little old grey sock forever looking for it's lost mate. 1.4080 0.05408 174 126 25 23
545 I haven’t heard about a lot of turnover — Why do you ask? 1.4080 0.04959 174 119 39 16
546 And the rent is only $1.50 every 10 minutes! 1.4080 0.04754 174 116 45 13
547 Would you like to take a spin around the place? 1.4080 0.04959 174 119 39 16
548 It’s really a quiet block except during the spin cycle 1.4080 0.04612 174 114 49 11
549 I told you, we’d be cleaning up the neighborhood!!! 1.4080 0.05283 174 124 29 21
550 There’s been a load of interested parties, so if you don’t act fast you’ll be left out to dry 1.4080 0.05283 174 124 29 21
551 Ironically washer and dryer are not included with this model. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
552 It's a house, it's a sauna, it's a swimming pool. It just needs a little imagination. 1.4070 0.04720 172 114 46 12
553 it comes with a free apartment 1.4070 0.04931 172 117 40 15
554 I wouldn’t wait. These duplexes turn over rapidly 1.4070 0.04931 172 117 40 15
555 Rent on that one is 10,000 quarters. Want to go for a spin? 1.4070 0.04720 172 114 46 12
556 Excuse me do you have any change? I’ve seemed to have locked myself out. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
557 This unit has a bigger spin cycle than Donald Trump. 1.4068 0.05396 177 129 24 24
558 Just 5,000 quarters a month moves you right in." 1.4068 0.05276 177 127 28 22
559 The former owner left suddenly after becoming agitated. 1.4068 0.04962 177 122 38 17
560 The previous owners were really taken to the cleaners. 1.4068 0.04962 177 122 38 17
561 Get a load of this place. 1.4059 0.04829 170 114 43 13
562 Only downside is the utilities can be high. 1.4059 0.04683 170 112 47 11
563 Let me assure you, we only segregate clothes. 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
564 Yes, the condo committee is very responsive to the expressed needs of our residents. 1.4059 0.05689 170 127 17 26
565 Between cycles the view is spectacular. 1.4059 0.04829 170 122 32 16
566 Yes, the mortgage is also front-loaded. 1.4059 0.04829 170 114 43 13
567 And here we have the in-home washer dryer you requested. 1.4059 0.05503 170 124 23 23
568 We positively discourage tenants from airing their dirty laundry in public! 1.4059 0.04608 170 111 49 10
569 The previous owner laundered money. 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
570 This unit comes with a washer and dryer but no apartment. 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
571 So the previous flat we saw was a Bauhaus design. This one is Westinghouse. 1.4059 0.05244 170 120 31 19
572 It’s seventy-five cents an hour but heat is included. 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
573 Want to give it a whirl? 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
574 I’ve heard stories about living here from previous tenants that could make your head spin. 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
575 The beginning of a cycle is a GREAT time to buy! 1.4059 0.05177 170 119 33 18
576 This was originally part of the Christo estate. 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
577 Co-ops are out; coin-ops are in. 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
578 You sold house for the same price.So it`s a wash. 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
579 The bottom is in foreclosure, and the top is overpriced, so it's a wash. 1.4059 0.04756 170 113 45 12
580 The architect is known for his clean lines. 1.4059 0.04608 170 111 49 10
581 It has a rent cycle too. 1.4059 0.04683 170 112 47 11
582 This unit was built in the age of irony...and it's missing a laundry room. 1.4059 0.04971 170 121 33 16
583 It's a foreclosure. The previous owner was under water. 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
584 It's not to everyone's taste, but these things go in cycles. 1.4059 0.05310 170 121 29 20
585 It's priced to sell at 8.3 million quarters. 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
586 I know, everyone prefers side-by-side, but it's so rare to find that in Manhattan. 1.4059 0.04756 170 116 42 12
587 And the spin cycle gives you a 360 degree view 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
588 You will be very popular in the neighborhood 1.4059 0.03588 170 126 36 8
589 This unit just cycled back onto the market. 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
590 Great neighbourhood, but you'll lose your socks on this one. 1.4059 0.04375 170 118 40 12
591 Ful disclosure:there's an amazing in unit laudry facility, but it comes the expense of both bedrooms, both baths, the living room and kitchen. But sleeping in the spin cycle is a real rush, I'm told. 1.4059 0.05870 170 130 11 29
592 The first floor is clean, the second a little drier. 1.4059 0.04683 170 117 39 14
593 I do have to disclose that a lonely repairman lives in the basement. 1.4059 0.04683 170 112 47 11
594 It's a 2 bedroom with 4 wash cycles. 1.4059 0.04683 170 119 38 13
595 This is a great income property. How are you at wrapping quarters? 1.4059 0.05439 170 123 25 22
596 As you can see, there is a washer and dryer in the building. 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
597 So with these amenities, it’s a wash 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
598 Weren’t you the couple that wanted to live in a drier climate? 1.4059 0.04608 170 113 46 11
599 Great location, but you're going to need a lot of quarters. 1.4059 0.05109 170 118 35 17
600 These apartments may look unique but they're actually spin-offs 1.4059 0.05041 170 117 37 16
601 This mid-century modern is a bargain at $5.5 million quarters. 1.4057 0.05068 175 122 35 18
602 The subway does run right under the property, but you will barely hear it. 1.4057 0.04801 175 118 43 14
603 It's a quiet neighborhood except for the spin cycle. 1.4057 0.04591 175 115 49 11
604 Yes, the asking price is high, but the maintenance fees are low, so in the end it's a wash. 1.4037 0.05241 161 112 33 16
605 The last residents were money launderers. 1.4035 0.05218 171 121 31 19
606 This unique residence will be a constant reminder that Normal is only a setting on a washing machine. 1.4035 0.04948 171 117 39 15
607 The house faces the road but there’s a beautiful basket in the back for the kids 1.4035 0.05348 171 123 27 21
608 I can show you this one, but I'll have to go back to the office and get some quarters. 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
609 The previous owners wanted to unload it 1.4024 0.04845 169 114 42 13
610 It's the latest innovation in clean living. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
611 It used to be about location. It' now hygiene, hygiene, hygiene! 1.4024 0.04771 169 113 44 12
612 Well, you'll never have to wash the windows. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
613 You'll find that this is the cleanest house in the neighborhood. 1.4024 0.03830 169 117 45 7
614 You do keep tumbling but it’s only $5,000 a month. 1.4024 0.05650 169 126 18 25
615 Would you like to take this one for a spin? 1.4024 0.04845 169 114 42 13
616 They’re asking 36,000 quarters per month. 1.4024 0.04771 169 115 41 13
617 I know you said you wanted side-by-side, but I'm sure you'll just love this. 1.4024 0.04621 169 118 38 13
618 I can show you the place if you have 4 quarters. 1.4024 0.05263 169 120 30 19
619 And you can pay off your mortgage in quarters. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
620 Sorry, but we've already had an all cash offer...in quarters. 1.4024 0.04988 169 116 38 15
621 Yes, it’s a co-op. And a coin-op. 1.4024 0.04771 169 113 44 12
622 You’ll never know if you don’t give it a spin. 1.4024 0.04621 169 111 48 10
623 Have you met the Maytags? 1.4024 0.05195 169 119 32 18
624 It has city approval to add a third floor dryer. 1.4024 0.05127 169 118 34 17
625 The rent is just two dollars an hour! 1.4012 0.05029 167 115 37 15
626 I wasn’t sure if you were looking for an in-unit washer-dryer or a ‘unit in washer-dryer’ 1.4012 0.04499 167 118 36 13
627 And, if you prefer, I can show you a top loader floor plan that's just two blocks away. 1.4012 0.05240 167 118 31 18
628 That would be about $1,800 a month, but you have to pay with quarters. 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
629 Very rare find. The top unit is fully lint controlled. 1.4012 0.04884 167 113 41 13
630 It's the pandemic model. The entire unit goes through a sanitizing rinse cycle twice a day. 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
631 ...and the middle unit has a walk-in washer/dryer 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
632 First of the month. In quarters. 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
633 Did I mention the giant washer and dryer? 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
634 Don't worry if you can't decide, it's available every few hours. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
635 The inspection just found a couple of lost socks. 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
636 The washer and dryer have an in unit apartment 1.4000 0.04324 165 113 44 8
637 Each washer and dryer comes with an apartment. 1.4000 0.05072 165 114 36 15
638 I know you didn't love the top-loader we saw earlier 1.4000 0.04771 165 110 44 11
639 I agree it is very modern, but it does have clean lines. 1.4000 0.05215 165 116 32 17
640 The previous owners left them. 1.4000 0.04964 170 117 38 15
641 This particular unit comes with a one-year manufacturer‘s warranty. 1.4000 0.05072 165 114 36 15
642 And here, you can see, are the cleanest apartments in the city. 1.4000 0.04367 165 115 41 9
643 I can also offer you the boxes they came in for much less . 1.3988 0.05076 168 117 35 16
644 And as you know, real estate is all about ‘Rotation, Rotation, Rotation’. 1.3988 0.04809 163 109 43 11
645 Rent is 25 cents for 15 minutes. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
646 No, not a typo. Washer and dryer is building. 1.3988 0.04888 163 110 41 12
647 Yes, there's a laundromat right around the corner. Why do you ask? 1.3988 0.04730 163 108 45 10
648 You're required to pay your maintenance in quarters. 1.3976 0.04671 166 115 39 12
649 And with the skeletons safely in that glorious walk-in closet, here is where we get rid of ALL your dirty laundry! 1.3976 0.05596 166 123 20 23
650 You won’t find a cleaner, dryer home elsewhere! 1.3975 0.05307 161 114 30 17
651 And see our special corona virus sanitizer -- everyone entering our building gets a good washing first. 1.3975 0.05729 161 120 18 23
652 These units turn over all the time. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
653 ... and the landlord pays all the utilities except water! 1.3975 0.04342 161 102 54 5
654 It has a built-in apartment... 1.3975 0.04928 161 109 40 12
655 You'll never have to wonder where your lost socks are. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
656 Well, at least you wouldn’t get hung out to dry. 1.3975 0.05234 161 113 32 16
657 You get used to the layout pretty quickly. 1.3975 0.05592 161 118 22 21
658 This compact, fully automated lifestyle is trending now. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
659 You might want to use a humidifier upstairs. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
660 Personally, I'd put my money into this one. 1.3951 0.04825 162 109 42 11
661 And it’s a bargain at 3.5 million quarters. 1.3951 0.05058 162 112 36 14
662 You’ll really know you’ve made it here when you can afford the full-unit washer/dryer. 1.3951 0.05766 162 122 16 24
663 Funny story...The builder is in jail for money laundering.” 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
664 Your neighbor owns laundromats, but he’s been working from home. 1.3938 0.05177 160 112 33 15
665 Ironically, no. But there is a laundromat just around the corner. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
666 That was a typo. It should have said, "washer/dryer IS unit." 1.3938 0.05101 160 113 32 15
667 The amusing design is meant ironically--of course, there is no laundry room in the building. 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
668 And the condo fees are front-loaded! 1.3938 0.04530 160 104 49 7
669 The utilities are a bit higher but it practically cleans itself. 1.3938 0.04944 160 109 39 12
670 Let’s be honest, they’re not even hiding the money laundering here. 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
671 It's a foreclosure sale... the previous owner ran out of quarters. 1.3924 0.04099 158 108 43 7
672 This one's a coin-op co-op. 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
673 Once you move from a top load to a front load you’ll kick yourself for waiting this long. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
674 It even has an evict cycle. 1.3924 0.05066 158 109 36 13
675 One of the more attractive amenities of this washer and dryer is it comes with its own apartment. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
676 The top one is for heavily-soiled fabrics, and the bottom one is a portal to Hell. 1.3924 0.04475 158 118 27 13
677 ...and there’s no cleaning deposit! 1.3924 0.04905 158 107 40 11
678 I do not recommend having pets. 1.3924 0.04986 158 108 38 12
679 The view is what will truly make you fall head over heels. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
680 This unit is only 12,000 quarters a month and 1 quarter per extra 5 minutes. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
681 The title is clean on this one. 1.3924 0.05066 158 109 36 13
682 If this doesn’t work for you, I have a nice side-by-side on the East side that I could show you 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
683 This one doesn’t have a washer dryer but is easily the most ironic property on the street. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
684 Rent is due on the first of the month. Quarters only, of course. 1.3922 0.05265 153 107 32 14
685 Great fun living here. You can even wash your clothes while still wearing them! 1.3910 0.05500 156 113 25 18
686 We don't recommend cats or dogs in these units but fish love them. 1.3910 0.05270 156 110 31 15
687 I assume separating by color is a no? 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
688 I strongly suggest an all-coin offer. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
689 Why stop at just your hands? 1.3896 0.04815 154 103 42 9
690 We wanted to bring more transparency to money laundering in real estate. 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
691 And there’s also a fridge on the next street! 1.3896 0.04902 154 106 37 11
692 Believe me, you’ll thank me once you have kids. 1.3896 0.05475 154 111 26 17
693 This is where they used to do ethnic cleansing. 1.3896 0.05850 154 116 16 22
694 It's a front loaded lease. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
695 You might want to check for tissues in your pockets before we look at this one. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
696 All visitors are washed, rinsed, and sanitized when they enter the foyer. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
697 It comes with free spin classes." 1.3896 0.04253 154 109 35 10
698 And there’s a coin-operated kitchen in the basement. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
699 Just make sure you have enough quarters for the rent. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
700 Features include central heat and an indoor pool. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
701 One perk is that Godliness lives next door. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
702 I’d love to show you the apartment but we’ll have to wait, the door is locked until the cycle is completed. 1.3896 0.04815 154 103 42 9
703 It's a high efficiency apartment. 1.3896 0.05397 154 110 28 16
704 Just a reminder that the condo board is very particular about lint. 1.3896 0.04635 154 103 43 8
705 Yes, of course you’re allowed to mix whites and coloureds. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
706 Some of the neighbors think it’s a front. 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
707 It comes with it’s own apartment. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
708 I couldn’t recommend this duplex, I’m pretty sure you’ll have to keep putting money into it. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
709 It beats going to spin class. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
710 The developer really went all out on these COVID free units. 1.3882 0.05758 152 113 19 20
711 With the growth in population we’re anticipating a need for more front loading housing. 1.3882 0.05682 152 112 21 19
712 ... and we have a 25 year mortgage with General Electric. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
713 I thought they had just forgotten the comma when the listing said 'nice and roomy washer and dryer," but it turns out... 1.3882 0.05526 152 110 25 17
714 Self-cleaning windows. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
715 The rent works out to twenty-five cents every seven minutes. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
716 It's our ultra modern solution to living in the city during any pandemic outbreak. Self sanitizing apartments are the wave of the future. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
717 You should give it a spin. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
718 The Architect’s Concept was one thing .... The Developer Had A Different Idea .... But Once The Contractor Value Engineered .... VIOLA! 1.3882 0.05907 152 115 15 22
719 And the previous owner kept it spotless. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
720 It’s hot and humid, but it’s also self-cleaning! 1.3882 0.05833 152 114 17 21
721 It’s kind of a rough and tumble neighborhood. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
722 You’ll find this much more space efficient than the side-by-side model 1.3882 0.05833 152 114 17 21
723 This is one of the cleanest blocks in the city! 1.3882 0.05758 152 113 19 20
724 Great view during wash cycle, not so much during spin/dry. 1.3882 0.05605 152 111 23 18
725 And you can pay the rent in quarters! 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
726 The security deposit has to be in quarters. 1.3882 0.05117 152 107 32 13
727 And this listing is both a co-op and a coin-op. 1.3882 0.04764 152 101 43 8
728 This is our new self-cleaning apartment. 1.3882 0.05682 152 112 21 19
729 The rent is $3200/month, but that includes heat, water, and detergent. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
730 The current tenants have left it spotless. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
731 That's nothing, you should see the neighborhood watch. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
732 Fifteen thousand quarters a month. Hot water not included. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
733 It's our ultimate efficiency apartment. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
734 Comes with Washer/Dryer. 1.3882 0.05833 152 114 17 21
735 You don’t own anything red do you? 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
736 I'm afraid you'd have to separate if you were to move in here. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
737 Trust me. You will never forget to do your laundry. 1.3882 0.04482 152 103 42 7
738 I know you wanted side-by-side, but sometimes you have to compromise a bit. 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
739 It’s clothes to everything 1.3857 0.05962 140 104 18 18
740 At least you can't hear the drummer next door. 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
741 Sorry, whites only. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
742 The lower unit is cleaner but the upper unit feels dryer 1.3856 0.04918 153 104 39 10
743 After your first year, the lease would become cycle-to-cycle. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
744 The dryers are one block east. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
745 It's our latest loft, for the modern medical worker. 1.3856 0.05801 153 115 17 21
746 Put on the goggles. Let’s take a look inside. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
747 The President recommends adding bleach. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
748 The previous tenants had no complaints...except for the missing socks. 1.3856 0.04830 153 105 38 10
749 Plenty of natural light, some motion sickness 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
750 And it's very clean. 1.3836 0.06012 146 111 14 21
751 These two units are squeaky clean... 1.3836 0.04981 146 99 38 9
752 Cash only 1.3836 0.04688 146 96 44 6
753 Rent is due the first of every month. Quarters only. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
754 It’s a wonderful neighborhood for single socks. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
755 This one is both a rent and temperature controlled. 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
756 ...and the spin cycle is an amazing ice breaker when you entertain! 1.3836 0.05933 146 110 16 20
757 And the rent is 25¢ every 15 minutes. 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
758 And, believe it or not, this one comes with a bathroom and kitchen! 1.3826 0.05761 149 111 19 19
759 The seller is eager to unload this one. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
760 It's a world-famous designer, formerly with Whirlpool. 1.3826 0.04818 149 100 41 8
761 You can get in on the ground floor of this stacked front load investment. 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
762 Oh... you meant washer & dryer to be included 1.3826 0.04626 149 108 30 11
763 I ran out of quarters. 1.3826 0.05993 149 114 13 22
764 The lint collector is just $2300 per month. 1.3826 0.05917 149 113 15 21
765 The low price? Well, to be honest there was a screw-up with the contractor and...well, they're both dryers. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
766 You can paint it, but the Whirlpool family had it declared a cultural heritage site, so the windows have to stay. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
767 the house is exceptionally clean 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
768 The previous tenants left it spotless. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
769 Did I mention it's a high efficiency unit? 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
770 Would you like to see the whirlpool 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
771 This unit is clean, high efficiency, and utilities are included. 1.3810 0.05047 147 101 36 10
772 Great location, excellent schools. Just make sure to empty your pockets before going inside. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
773 Honey, she’s taking us to the cleaners. 1.3810 0.05273 147 108 24 15
774 And here I thought 'Unit In Washer Dryer' was a typo. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
775 I 'm telling you, you won't find many other townhouses in this neighborhood that include a full size washer and dryer! 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
776 I'll come clean with you. The owner is hoping for a wash sale. He's underwater on the mortgage and currently under indictment for money laundering. The odds are stacked against him and I believe he'll be hung out to dry. 1.3810 0.05573 147 107 24 16
777 What can I say? It's the ultimate in "clean living"! 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
778 We asked a focus group what they really wanted.” 1.3810 0.05656 147 108 22 17
779 Well, yes, the basement occasionally gets damp, but the upstairs is dryer, and overall this stacks up to be a very clean duplex. 1.3810 0.05138 147 104 31 12
780 Just remember—neighborhoods go through cycles. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
781 This is the Westing House, an iconic example of the post modern industrial style. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
782 This one was recently upgraded to high capacity. 1.3810 0.04859 147 102 36 9
783 And the best part is, you never have to worry about washing the windows. 1.3800 0.04699 150 100 43 7
784 It won’t be available for a couple of hours. 1.3793 0.04900 145 100 36 9
785 You can move in as soon as the spin cycle is finished. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
786 That's what I call clean living. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
787 If you like I can show you something in a top loading? 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
788 Water and Heat are included. 1.3793 0.04997 145 101 34 10
789 And for just $100.000 more we will include the laundry pedestal with storage drawers with free setup. 1.3793 0.05878 145 109 17 19
790 The rent is 10,000 quarters a month. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
791 We’ll take this double unit if it’s still under warrentee. 1.3793 0.04043 145 107 31 7
792 I suggest leaving in the morning before the spin cycle. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
793 Legally, I can't tell you average age of the neighbors but let's say "wrinkle free!" 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
794 What makes you think its value is tumbling? 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
795 Garbage day is Tuesday. Lint Thursday. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
796 This is a very safe neighborhood—no socks have ever gone missing! 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
797 They’re really popular with young buyers right now. They’re called Tide Pods. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
798 The house is zoned for money laundering. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
799 And it comes with an in-unit apartment.” 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
800 Plus, utilities are included. 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
801 The previous owners had to fold. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
802 These are state of the art self cleaning apartments 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
803 The last pair that moved in here got seperated 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
804 These are what we’d call high-efficiency apartments. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
805 And just like that, your problems shrink. 1.3776 0.05855 143 107 18 18
806 The views are dizzying! 1.3776 0.05041 143 104 27 12
807 Renting versus buying? For this one, I'd say it's a wash. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
808 You can’t help but appreciate the clean architectural design. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
809 It's a Coin-Op 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
810 Naturally the washer and dryer stay. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
811 Now this one I think you're really going to like...it checks off one of your biggest must-haves! 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
812 Don't worry, there's a supersized lint trap overlooking the back alley. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
813 A rare find! 1.3776 0.06021 143 109 14 20
814 The new word for second story apartments is stackables." Kermie Wohlenhaus, Tucson, A 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
815 Yes, it's the only unit with a washer/dryer! 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
816 What a tremendous place for a clean start ! 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
817 ... and rated “Energy Star”! 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
818 It's the new Bauhaus... we call it Washhaus. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
819 And if you live in this house you will have the added advantage of not having to look out at this house. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
820 This one won’t break the bank, but it might shrink your wallet. 1.3776 0.05508 143 103 26 14
821 And that's the city's money laundering office. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
822 Turn out your pockets before entering 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
823 Best of all, your sweat equity washes right out. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
824 You'll be head over heels for this place. 1.3767 0.04416 146 104 34 8
825 This one comes with an apartment. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
826 Apartments, of course, are extra. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
827 Ironically this unit doesn't have a laundry room. 1.3767 0.04676 146 103 35 8
828 Yes, I. M. Pei designed it during his rarely talked about, appliance period. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
829 An immaculately preserved landmark of the late Maytag School. 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
830 The previous owner was indicted for money laundering. 1.3767 0.04969 146 100 37 9
831 It's only been on the market for two cycles. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
832 What on earth makes you think this property has something to do with money laundering? 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
833 You may have read the listing wrong. There's no whirlpool. 1.3767 0.04922 146 102 34 10
834 Wait 'til you you see the interior -- such vibrant whites and colors. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
835 This house is great value. Usually anything in this neighborhood will take you to the cleaners. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
836 This is the popular Covid 19 model home. You can save time by running the whole family through the bleach cycle at one time.” 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
837 The house was built with laundered money 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
838 And here we have the site of Trump's successful money laundering business at Trump Tower. 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
839 Rent is $1.75 per hour 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
840 We like to give the people what they want. 1.3759 0.06084 141 108 13 20
841 And over here, we have a lovely washer/dryer duplex for 10,000 quarters a month 1.3759 0.05185 141 100 30 11
842 The upstairs can get a little hot and dry 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
843 On the plus side, it's self-cleaning 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
844 Well, yes, it is noisy but the income potential is unlimited. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
845 Not in any of these units, sorry. But there is a laundromat just down the street. 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
846 It's the ultimate in clean living! 1.3759 0.05742 141 104 21 16
847 The interior is spotless 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
848 I thought, “unit in washer/dryer” was a typo! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
849 I have been selling washers and dryer for 20years and I have yet to have a customer come back and complain they’re too big. 1.3759 0.05185 141 101 30 10
850 You just have to remember: it's not an earthquake, it's a spin cycle. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
851 Unfortunately the appliances are not included. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
852 It's a nice neighborhood but we really prefer a top loader. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
853 And the rent is only eight quarters an hour! 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
854 We're expecting a quick turnaround with this one. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
855 Well, it may not be the best location, but the place is squeaky clean. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
856 This builder puts a new spin on apartment living. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
857 Wait 'til you see the rooftop toilet! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
858 It'll be a short sale - the previous owners got into hot water 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
859 This duplex is a magnificent example of Postmaytag Architecture. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
860 Have I mentioned the built-in washer/dryer? 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
861 It’s a duplex. But only the upper unit has heat. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
862 The previous owners were in, um, finance. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
863 The previous tenants dyed. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
864 I'd love to show you around, but I'm afraid they're in the middle of their spin cycle. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
865 Perfect for both you and your cloth masks. 1.3759 0.06001 141 107 15 19
866 Ironically, no. But there is a laundromat just down the corner 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
867 The neighborhood is gentrifying. You can mix whites and colored in these. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
868 I see you wrote down Al Capone as a reference? 1.3759 0.06084 141 108 13 20
869 You’ll love this place, it actually has an in-unit apartment. 1.3759 0.04779 141 94 41 6
870 ...and of course they are self cleaning apartments. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
871 "...and this washer and dryer set comes with an apartment." 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
872 It's self-cleaning. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
873 It's a false front - it's really a range and oven 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
874 I thought 'laundry as unit' was a typo. 1.3732 0.05156 142 101 30 11
875 Very clean but a high water bill ! 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
876 These were once whites only. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
877 It was designed by world renowned architect Maytäg Virlpül. 1.3732 0.05058 142 100 32 10
878 Unfortunately, we really got taken to the cleaners on this deal. 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
879 The rent is low for this neighborhood, but it has to be paid in quarters. 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
880 It's clean. 1.3732 0.04856 142 96 39 7
881 The rent is quarterly. 1.3732 0.05794 142 106 19 17
882 If you're interested, we can take it for a spin. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
883 The mayor's trying to clean up the city. 1.3732 0.05964 142 108 15 19
884 The best part is you can pay your rent in quarters! 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
885 You can’t get cleaner living than this 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
886 It's very clean.......and dry! 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
887 The previous owner was arrested for laundering. 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
888 This may not be the right property for you, Mr and Mrs Sock. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
889 If you have some quarters, we can go in and take a look. 1.3732 0.05058 142 100 32 10
890 Monthly rent is 5,000 quarters. 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
891 This is the laundromat conversion I mentioned, which, as you can see, still retains much of its original charm. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
892 You'll have to pay rent in quarters but its close to everything. 1.3732 0.04856 142 98 36 8
893 Don’t worry, the landlord will still take you to the cleaners... 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
894 You said you're into clean living, right? 1.3732 0.05058 142 98 35 9
895 Of course, you’ll still need approval from the Coin-Op Board. 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
896 Aside from when the Giant washes his clothes each week, the neighborhood is very quiet. 1.3714 0.05104 140 99 31 10
897 You pay your rent with quarters. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
898 This is a little awkward,but yes,we do separate whites and colors. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
899 There’s a setting for delicate egos. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
900 Here is a house that caters to both whites and darks at the same time. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
901 You did say that a washing machine on the first floor was non-negotiable. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
902 The rent is under your budget, but has to be paid in quarters. 1.3676 0.05404 136 99 25 12
903 Wait til you see the walk-in blender. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
904 It's a mixed use building. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
905 It's a clean, well-dried place. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
906 We prefer the layout of a side-by-side. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
907 For fitness buffs, the building comes with its own spin cycle. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
908 Feelings about this unit run from hot to cold. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
909 Our competitors may offer in-unit laundry, but can they offer an in-laundry unit?? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
910 The apartment is included. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
911 Frankly it’s outdated. It was built back in a time when landlords were concerned with separating by color” 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
912 The main units have already sold, but I can show you the lint trap. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
913 As you can see, the city is committed to cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
914 And the laundromat is just a block away. 1.3657 0.05029 134 97 27 10
915 And since it's a front-loader, you get rooftop access 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
916 You can't spell gentrification without GE... 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
917 The rent is paid in quarters. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
918 .... and it’s a bargain at 3,040,000 quarters. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
919 The previous tenants were a pair of socks and one of them went missing 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
920 Can you believe that it used to be a top loader? 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
921 These are, literally, the cleanest units on the block! 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
922 It even has an in-unit apartment! 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
923 The prices are reasonable because the neighbourhood is still a little rough and tumble. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
924 These are our new self-cleaning apartments. Just set them to run when you leave. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
925 Here we have the Kenmore mansion 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
926 This place has great reviews, but people often complain of their socks going missing 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
927 It rents for $4.50 per minute.. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
928 Can we also see the side by side model 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
929 Not to worry. There are clotheslines out back. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
930 Funny enough, there actually isn’t in-unit laundry for this place. 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
931 It's perfect if you want to front load your mortgage. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
932 First floor is Delicate. Second is Casual. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
933 Comes with heat and hot water. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
934 Yeah some guy named Gulliver got the zoning changed. 1.3657 0.04917 134 93 34 7
935 and the front loading feature makes moving in a snap 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
936 This unit’s really cleaned up the block. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
937 Welcome to 2020, wash, rinse, repeat. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
938 The ask is high, so expect some shrinkage. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
939 The former owner really put a lot of money into it. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
940 This one's great for a couple with young kids. 1.3636 0.04470 132 91 37 4
941 The landlord only pays for lint removal. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
942 For the area, it's a steal—16,000 quarters a month. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
943 Taking in laundry more than covers your monthly mortgage payment. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
944 The best thing about this place is you never have to clean the windows. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
945 This high efficiency apartment might interest you. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
946 This gem is sparkling clean from top to bottom. You’ll want to put your offer in right away, timing is everything in this cycle. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
947 I also have something in a nice side-by-side brownstone. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
948 Upstairs unit is $2.00, downstairs is $1.75. 1.3636 0.05188 132 94 29 9
949 The rent on this unit won’t take you to the cleaners 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
950 No, the dispensary is across the street. This is their money laundry. 1.3636 0.05512 132 98 23 11
951 It's really clean, with dizzying views. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
952 SO THE DRYER IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR? 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
953 You can probably buy this one and not get taken to the cleaners. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
954 Utilities not included, of course. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
955 There’s a coin operated bedroom in the basement. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
956 I don’t know. All of the units feel like they’re right on top of each other. 1.3636 0.05076 132 96 26 10
957 It’s our spin on clean living as a lifestyle. 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
958 Oh no that's a mafia front. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
959 No, utilities are not included, why would you ask? 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
960 Rent is due in quarters on the hour, every hour. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
961 You pay the mortgage quarterly. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
962 'It's not what it looks like' 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
963 Maid's quarters included - you will need lots of quarters. 1.3615 0.04945 130 98 21 11
964 The upstairs unit is dryer. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
965 If you need your earnest money and down payment laundered, we can do it in-house. 1.3615 0.05982 130 98 17 15
966 It is a beautiful apartment - two stories with an Andy Warhol exterior. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
967 And there's a coin-operated bedroom in the basement. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
968 Now, this washer and dryer comes with an apartment. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
969 Honey, without a dryer, it just seems impractical. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
970 Self cleaning apartments are all the rage. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
971 Side by side is so last year. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
972 Yes, the previous owners were journalists working from home, and each one needed their own spin cycle ... 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
973 We call this model the Westinghouse. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
974 It was designed by the noted architects Whirlpool and Maytag. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
975 I mean, it does have a built-in washer and dryer. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
976 Price reduced due to the coin shortage.... 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
977 I know you're in the market for a low maintenance home. This one practically cleans itself. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
978 These condos are for the filthy rich. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
979 This unit was seized in a money-laundering sting. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
980 This next apartment is a two story wash-up, and it’s immaculate. 1.3615 0.04761 130 87 39 4
981 Cleanest home on the block! 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
982 This place is loaded! 1.3615 0.05461 130 95 24 11
983 The mortgage is also front loaded 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
984 Rent is due monthly. In quarters. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
985 If you think this is wild, wait until you see the dishwasher and microwave. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
986 And the best part is that you'll have that great fresh scent all the time! 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
987 And you don't have to wear a mask! 1.3615 0.06081 130 99 15 16
988 Here in Washington, we call the agitation cycle “the Presidential Cycle” 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
989 For some reason we’ve been cycling through a lot of tenants. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
990 The rent for this one is paid in quarters. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
991 There also is a side by side available. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
992 Another plus - they'll take rent in quarters! 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
993 Rent must be paid quarterly, and in quarters. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
994 We've been told that the spin cycle has led to some very romantic evenings. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
995 These days your house can never be too clean. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
996 The rent is only $1.25, but you have to pay it every hour. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
997 Wait til you try that spin class! 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
998 It's a spin on mid-century modern. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
999 This washer/dryer comes with a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1000 Luckily, the landlord takes quarters. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1001 It's got great pedigree. The architect is from the same firm that designed the Flatiron Building. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1002 It’s a beautiful apartment but, unfortunately, I can’t show it during the rinse cycle. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1003 We believe this design creates a cleaner and crisper contemporary look 1.3615 0.05123 130 92 30 8
1004 I'm sorry, we are looking for a side by side. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1005 Or you might be interested in our top loading building. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1006 And there's a dry cleaner right down the street. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1007 This listing'll knock your socks off--and one always ends up missing. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1008 This one is a mid-cycle modern." 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1009 And your kids will really love the spin cycle. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1010 It’s a brand new two-story wash up. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1011 As you can see, we're not going to hang you out to dry. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
1012 This washer/dryer comes with a build-in apartment. 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1013 We recommend moving in before the next cycle. 1.3615 0.04369 130 89 38 3
1014 The last tenants were evicted for paying rent with Canadian quarters 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
1015 This one has built-in apartment 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
1016 You said your first priority was a washer/dryer. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1017 We have a few minutes to look around before the next cycle starts. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
1018 It's the Sanitize 2021 model. Ensures you are completely germ-free the second you walk through your front door! 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1019 You get the best views on tumble dry low 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1020 AND it has an in-unit apartment! 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1021 This is one of our cleanest listings. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1022 The kitchen’s in the next block over. 1.3609 0.05975 133 101 16 16
1023 Just wait until you the see the kitchen. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1024 If you're into cycling, you'll love this place. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1025 I guess you could say that this one practically cleans itself... 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1026 The architect was Claes Oldenburg. 1.3594 0.04801 128 93 28 7
1027 You would not believe all the loose socks we found in that apartment! 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1028 This apartment is absolutely spotless. 1.3594 0.05841 128 95 20 13
1029 And here's the Museum of Modern Art office. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
1030 Only 6000 quarters a month, hot water included 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1031 This neighborhood is really turning around. 1.3594 0.05404 128 93 25 10
1032 Don’t worry, its just an Andy Warhol. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
1033 The old top load units were a nightmare to enter. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1034 Ironically, the laundry room’s in the basement. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1035 The access is a lot more convenient than the top loading units. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1036 It's a standard two-hour lease. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1037 Well, Manhattan real estate IS the best way to launder money. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1038 They will really help out with the mortgage. 1.3594 0.06048 128 97 16 15
1039 Ironically the top unit is the only one with flood insurance 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1040 This neighborhood used to be full of top-loaders. 1.3594 0.05627 128 93 24 11
1041 It comes with a water view and a spin cycle. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1042 it’s very quiet 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1043 There’s in unit apartment in this washer dryer. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1044 well this one offers an internal water view 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1045 This one has loads of potential. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1046 We can Iron out the details now. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1047 No, I’m afraid we’ll have to wait. I can’t upon the door until the cycle finishes. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
1048 It's got a great view. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1049 Say goodbye to cleaning, laundry and breathing oxygen! 1.3571 0.06012 126 95 17 14
1050 And the best thing is it can be financed with dirty money. 1.3571 0.06012 126 95 17 14
1051 Now this unique. Him and bathing and living accommodations. Outhouse is separate. 1.3571 0.06421 126 99 9 18
1052 The previous tenants left a sock behind when they moved out... 1.3571 0.06220 126 97 13 16
1053 And this new up-to-date unit is for families who prefer to wash their dirty linens in public. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1054 The owners are selling because all of their socks go missing. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1055 You still have to wear a mask, but you don't have to wash as often. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1056 It's a Banksy. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1057 I'm just saying finding a double-loader at this price, in this neighborhood, is only going to get harder. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1058 You wouldn't need to have an offshore account to launder your money 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1059 The views are sensational, it's the perfect place to put up your feet and lose your socks. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1060 Of course you can look inside, we just need to wait for this cycle to finish. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1061 Well, what do you think? Would you like to take it for a spin? 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1062 You’ll still need quarters, of course. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1063 Bitcoin-operated. 1.3520 0.06038 125 95 16 14
1064 This place comes with a laundry list of amenities. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1065 Beyond the obvious, you can eat and sleep here too`! 1.3496 0.06107 123 94 15 14
1066 Ignore the unfounded rumors of money laundering here. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
1067 This one’s listed at 3 million quarters. 1.3496 0.05413 123 91 23 9
1068 A piece of architecture so newsworthy it guarantees "permanent press" 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
1069 So this place actually has its own washer and dryer. 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
1070 You'll find the downstairs is super easy to clean, and the upstairs stays warm -- even in winter!" 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
1071 These properties are a good opportunity for money laundering. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1072 The original owner was a crazy plumber taken away by two men in very white suits. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
1073 You will need to make an offer soon -- we have had enquiries from the White House. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1074 This one's a great deal, only 12,000 quarters a month. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1075 Of course that's plus utilities. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1076 Rest assured this neighborhood has evolved from their history of separating whites and darks. 1.3471 0.05834 121 90 20 11
1077 It's a Frank Gehry. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1078 It never sold. Who wants two washers? 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
1079 "You'll wake up clean and fresh every morning." 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1080 It's always clean. 1.3445 0.05262 119 89 22 8
1081 Rent is due in quarters 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1082 Of course, this is much more convenient than the top-loader I just showed you down the block. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1083 If the neighbors complain about the noise, just switch it to delicates. 1.3445 0.05395 119 88 23 8
1084 You'll wake up spotless every morning! 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1085 The rent is cheap because the previous landlord was arrested for money laundering. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1086 The listing actually did say 'unit in washer-dryer' 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1087 I know a washer and drier in the building was high on your list, so... 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1088 Of course the lower unit has some mold issues. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1089 If you don't like this one we have a refrigerator model with free air conditioning. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1090 Perfect for anyone looking for a stacked unit! 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1091 Running the comps, it’s energy efficiency is highly competitive. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
1092 ...and one last thing we'd expect your rent to be paid before the final rinse cycle begins. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1093 The living rooms are absolutely spotless. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1094 You'll never guess what's not included. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1095 You'll find the kitchen two blocks down 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1096 Unfortunately, the coin shortage means that this listing is not available. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1097 Great! Shall we wash inside and iron out the details 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
1098 I also have a stainless steel listing, but it won't beat this location. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1099 Are you sure you requested ‘pre-war’ and not ‘pre-wash’? 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1100 The only negative is that you’ll have to pay the rent with quarters. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1101 This unit was designed by an architect with a notoriously dry sense of humor. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1102 It’s our newest bi-level model. Care to go for a spin? 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1103 ...and the rent includes all utilities. 1.3419 0.04727 117 83 30 4
1104 We call it the Trump Stackable, American steel, Chinese labor, US tariffs and it keeps the president’s dirty laundry appearing as if the stains aren’t visible. 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1105 A view of the water whenever you have enough quarters. 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1106 Technically, the utilites are included." 1.3419 0.05102 117 84 27 6
1107 This unit will be available whenever you hear the buzzer. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1108 Yes, but it's lovely inside. Just hold onto the railings during the rinse cycle. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1109 We mix our whites and darks. 1.3419 0.05029 117 86 25 6
1110 Obviously, utilities are included. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1111 This is the cleanest house you'll ever find. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1112 And when rent is due, simply deposit 5,000 quarters into this slot. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1113 As you can see, this unit runs on clean energy. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1114 If you prefer a side-by-side, I have another listing two blocks over. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1115 The previous owner was underwater on his mortgage. 1.3419 0.06555 117 93 8 16
1116 It comes fully loaded. 1.3419 0.06089 117 91 13 13
1117 A very clean and dry Duplex 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1118 And of course, nowadays, it's fine to mix whites and coloreds 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1119 ...and, best of all, the upper washer has a completely unobstructed view of the George Washington Bridge! 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1120 If you think this is magnificent, wail 'til I show you the community toilet. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1121 Of course the appliances aren't included in the price. 1.3419 0.04804 117 89 20 8
1122 Washing machines on both floors is very convenient. 1.3419 0.06442 117 92 10 15
1123 And the rent can be paid in quarters! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1124 There's a few facts about this neighborhood that have been whitewashed. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1125 The sellers remodeled with all new appliances. 1.3419 0.05451 117 86 23 8
1126 Well, it might look modern, but I’m afraid the landlord wants all colours separated from the whites. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1127 You'll LOVE this apartment! It just screams "Clean!" 1.3419 0.04880 117 82 31 4
1128 This one is currently in foreclosure due to the current coin shortage 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1129 That's totally fake news--I swear that the Fair Housing Commission is not investigating us for separating the whites from the colored. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1130 The Maytags are a lovely family. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1131 It's immaculately clean. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1132 Appliance manufacturers are getting into the housing market. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1133 The architect is influenced by the Wash & Fold Movement. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1134 It’ll be nice to come home and take a load off. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1135 if you live here you'd be clean by now 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1136 We need to come together by staying apart. 1.3419 0.06327 117 91 12 14
1137 It’s a two storey attached high rise, built for the high speed, clean lifestyle. 1.3419 0.05314 117 85 25 7
1138 : Well...look at it this way, it's a revenue opportunity. 1.3419 0.04804 117 86 25 6
1139 Make sure you clean the lint trap or the whole city will burn down. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1140 Unfortunately there’s no laundry in the building. 1.3419 0.05173 117 86 24 7
1141 It’s whole-unit laundry, and if you’re a good enough swimmer, the risk of drowning is low. 1.3419 0.06089 117 89 16 12
1142 There’s a laundromat just around the corner. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1143 These are high efficiency apartments 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1144 Don’t look now, but there’s a man trying to steal your purse. 1.3415 0.05636 123 93 19 11
1145 And it features on-site laundry. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1146 The architect was going for a fresh clean look. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1147 FINALLY, a washer/dryer in our price range with the apartment included! 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1148 Yes! I'm pretty sure the price includes a washer and dryer 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1149 The upstairs is dryer 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1150 There is a lot of turnover in this building. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1151 You can have either - it's a wash 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1152 Your kids will love the spin cycle. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1153 You don't ever need to take off your clothes! 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1154 ... and there's a laundromat next door ... 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1155 I hope you have plenty of quarters! 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1156 Drop by Tuesday night. Wear dark colors. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1157 It's a foreclosure. The previous owner found himself in hot water. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1158 This used to be owned by the Maytag repairman. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1159 It’s a second floor wash up. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1160 Our COVID condos are the latest craze in real estate! 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1161 No. Heat and hot water are not included. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1162 Just think of it as having an indoor pool and sauna. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1163 Now, the utilities are a little steep. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1164 Unfortunately ma’am, we don’t accept credit card. Only quarters. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1165 The rent is only $3,500, but you have to pay it in quarters. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1166 These are the first Post Covid self-sanitizing apartments. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1167 Look at those fantastic picture windows. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1168 You pay by the hour here. Hope you have quarters 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1169 The drawback is that you’ll need a lot of quarters every month to pay the rent. 1.3391 0.04766 115 78 35 2
1170 ironically, these condos don’t have a laundry room. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1171 You can ignore the factory labels about separating whites and colors. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1172 These units come with great views, but do require flood insurance. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1173 This is where all the neighborhood dirty laundry is aired. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1174 It provides hand, mask and full body sanitizing every time you arrive home. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1175 No bedroom,no bath,but washer and dryer are included. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1176 You know? Money laundering..... 1.3391 0.05645 115 87 19 9
1177 And if you toss and turn at night, there’s even a control to moderate that. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1178 The washer dryer comes with an apartment. 1.3391 0.05076 115 85 25 5
1179 This one has a unique indoor pool and sauna. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1180 The pros are location, size, and price. The cons are you’re going to lose a lot of socks. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1181 It's nice,but I'd wait for the Memorial Day Savings Event... 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1182 ...and on top of all of that, the delicate cycle is a great way to relax and unwind. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1183 This is the most sought-after townhouse in the Garment District. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1184 It's post-war and pre-soak. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1185 Accepts quarters. US not Canadian. 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1186 Street washing on Tuesdays and Fridays. 1.3391 0.05645 115 88 17 10
1187 So to answer your question about in-unit laundry... 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1188 I'm sorry, there's nothing available at The Dakota. Have you considered The Maytag? 1.3391 0.06162 115 88 15 12
1189 It comes with everything, except a washer and dryer. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1190 And the best part is, it's a self-cleaning unit. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1191 Yes,this was Andy Warhol's only venture into architecture! 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1192 As I said, it has a water view 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1193 The owners are keeping the appliances, but otherwise this place is perfect! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1194 Would you like to take our newest apartment for a spin? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1195 It’s a duplex, so you’ll still need a dryer. 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1196 And the plus side is that you can pay your rent in quarters! 1.3391 0.06404 115 90 11 14
1197 Flood insurance is included. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1198 So, we offer some very nice duplexes with the option of having no washer and dryer or only a washer and dryer. 1.3391 0.06162 115 88 15 12
1199 The original owners were loaded. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1200 No, you can't pay rent in coins. Why would you ask? 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1201 The neighbors might get a bit agitated,but just think how convenient it will be for you. 1.3391 0.05368 115 85 24 6
1202 The rent is due on the first, payable in quarters. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1203 This unit comes with self-cleaning windows. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1204 If you prefer, we have the side by side option, too. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1205 The tour is two hours, and if you live it’s yours. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1206 so you said you need a clean corona-free house? 1.3391 0.06284 115 89 13 13
1207 The apartment unfortunately is not included with the washer/dryer. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1208 Some call it gentrification but I call it white washing 1.3391 0.05645 115 86 20 9
1209 It may not seem important now, but when global warming causes the sea levels to rise, you’ll be glad your whole second story is a drier. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1210 The good news is you can pay your rent in quarters. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1211 Property can be an excellent way to launder money 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1212 Believe it or not, it’s pre-war. 1.3391 0.05076 115 90 17 8
1213 No, I asked if it HAS a washer and dryer. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1214 Utilities include heat, water and detergent 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1215 I could show you something top loading on the west side. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1216 The condo board is insured for any socks that go missing. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1217 The bottom apartment simulates the the lush warmth of Florida and the top is Arizona dry heat. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1218 Want to see the toilet? 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1219 Open floor plan, built-in fire sprinklers, and and unlimited missing socks. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1220 Yes there is the occasional lost socks, but overall it’s a great neighborhood”. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1221 Are laundry facilities big on your list? 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1222 We like to think of it as fostering a cleaner style of living. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1223 Our cat would hate this house. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1224 You sacrifice a little, but it's our most energy-efficient space. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1225 I don’t know, hun, I might feel a little agitated in this unit. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1226 The views are spectacular once the rinse cycle is finished. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1227 It’s 2020. There are no restrictions on mixing darks with whites. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1228 No, no, no. I said, "Washer/dryer IS unit." 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1229 We normally keep lights and darks separate, but for you we can make an exception. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1230 Don't wait too long. This cycle is the best time to buy. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1231 Rent is due quarterly. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1232 Oh,I'm sorry. This one is not on the market. The owners have been wishy washy to sell. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1233 I think you'll find top-loaders are just not as efficient to live in. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1234 All references to mixing whites and coloreds were removed from the Neighborhood Association by-laws. But as you can see, residual stains still remain. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1235 And these two were built with laundered money 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1236 Just restrict your decor to washable items, and you'll never have to clean house again. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1237 Kitchen? It's in the basement. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1238 The upstairs is lovely but the downstairs does get damp... 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1239 ... and it's a quiet neighborhood, so gentle cycle only after 10. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1240 Wait to you see the refrigerator. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1241 It also serves as a homing device for your college-age children. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1242 Well, normal is just a setting on a washing machine. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1243 And there's no better place to settle down and start a new life cycle together. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1244 Laundry on site, so that’s a plus..... 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1245 You can either wear a mask or go through these. Your choice. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1246 There’s loads to do in Washing-Ton Heights 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1247 They have kids. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1248 I know it seems strange but the focus group loved it 1.3363 0.05200 113 82 25 6
1249 It’s both temperature and rent controlled. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1250 The monthly rent is 12,000 quarters. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1251 It's the only washer and dryer only unit in the city, just $45,000 a month! 1.3333 0.06442 111 87 11 13
1252 This is honestly the cleanest apartment on the West Side. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1253 And this is our Deutsche Bank branch 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1254 Actually, utilities are not included. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1255 The seller's asking 1.4 million. All in quarters. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1256 The former owner was a money launderer. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1257 Did I mention this was the old Garment District? 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1258 It was built in 2020 when cleaning was a big deal. It's called modern pandemic architecture. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1259 And you'll never vacuum again! 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1260 Before I can take you in, we have to wait for the spin cycle to stop 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1261 Each unit has an indoor pool. 1.3333 0.05911 111 88 12 11
1262 ....and the prior owner of this unique gem of a rowhouse was the CEO of LG! 1.3333 0.06568 111 88 9 14
1263 Your security deposit needs to be in cash, preferably in quarters. 1.3333 0.05172 111 80 26 5
1264 The move in security deposit is 3,860 quarters. 1.3333 0.05554 111 83 20 8
1265 We now accommodate whites and darks at the same time. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1266 It's the latest thing if you're into clean living. And the deal is so good it will make your head spin. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1267 How would you like to see our luxury sheets -- sorry -- suites? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1268 I've also got a top loader available, but it's on Staten Island. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1269 Asking price is $1.82 million but it needs to be paid in quarters. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1270 With the amenities, the price difference comes out in the wash. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1271 The gym in the building has a great spin class 1.3333 0.05328 111 81 24 6
1272 The housing market is really tumbling. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1273 This is one of our finest listings. It even comes equipped with three mismatched socks! 1.3333 0.04845 111 82 24 5
1274 Rent is 300 rolls of quarters. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1275 Great. But is it Lint-Controlled? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1276 What do you think? Should we give it a whirl? 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1277 Look, there’s no way to spin this. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1278 I can also show you a side-by-side ranch version. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1279 The landlord prefers quarters for rent. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1280 It's a two-story no bed, no bath. Water and heat are included. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1281 It's where they filmed "The Shape of Water!" 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
1282 Plus, you get to keep the quarters. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1283 And if you really want to liven up a party put it on "Spin 1.3333 0.05455 114 85 21 8
1284 Recently updated and maintenance free...just set it and forget it! 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1285 It’s got a great view. Can I take you for a spin? 1.3333 0.05328 111 82 24 5
1286 This one comes with an available extended warranty. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1287 But is the unit in-unit? 1.3333 0.06442 111 87 11 13
1288 The architect wanted a clean design. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1289 Aren’t you the couple that owns the muddy elephant? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1290 Andy Warhol used to live here. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1291 And as you can see we keep this neighborhood very clean. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1292 Everyone wants to know somebody with a street-facing front-loader. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1293 « The neighborhood offers new, safe and easy ways to mingle” 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1294 It used to be top-loading. 1.3333 0.06313 111 86 13 12
1295 The best thing is the neighborhood always smells April fresh. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1296 It’s the cleanest apartment in the neighbourhood. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1297 As you can see, sales in this neighborhood are spinning out of control 1.3333 0.06182 111 85 15 11
1298 Your rent is mitigated by how much people pay to watch you spin. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1299 From the dryer, you can see the Empire State Building! 1.3304 0.06134 112 86 15 11
1300 From an architectural point of view,this one has the cleanest lines. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1301 All the neighbors pitched in. It's how we wash our teenagers. 1.3304 0.06001 112 85 17 10
1302 Rent is paid quarterly 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1303 And we give you your first roll of quarters. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1304 And the House Comes With Them 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1305 $6500 a month, but you get all the free Bleu Cheese you want. 1.3304 0.06391 112 88 11 13
1306 Before we go in, please remove any coins from your pockets. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1307 It’s not like it’s a Starbucks 1.3304 0.06264 112 87 13 12
1308 The landlord takes payment in quarters. 1.3304 0.05289 112 82 24 6
1309 I know you preferred a top-loading unit, but the neighborhood historical society is very strict about the zoning. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1310 You said you wanted an in-washer/dryer unit, yes? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1311 The previous owner was a money launderer. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1312 Next, I'd like to show you this cute, 2-story wash up. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1313 Would you like to read the EnergyGuide before we go in? 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1314 I affectionately call this one the Sears Tower. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1315 I prefer them side by side. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1316 They say the place practically cleans itself. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1317 You can wash your clothes without ever taking them off. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1318 This architect's vision was a modern, clean style. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1319 On the bright side, a rat could never survive in there. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1320 The prior owners are now separated. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
1321 The upstairs unit can get a little hot. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1322 As discussed, the lease is front loaded. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1323 I wouldn't believe what you read about housing bubbles. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1324 Why go to the gym now? You can spin cycle in your new townhome. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1325 And it comes with an apartment in the basement. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1326 And here's the irony. No washer and dryer." 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1327 No, you can't change the facade, it's a load-bearing wall. 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1328 Well no, there's not laundry in the building." 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1329 And it comes with an apartment size washer and dryer. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1330 This place will knock your socks off. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1331 The spin cycle is a great way to spend the weekend. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1332 The previous owners were filthy rich. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1333 "When it was built, one was for whites and one was for coloreds." 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1334 It's good to have an income-producing ground-floor unit. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1335 These new developments are really cleaning up the look of the neighborhood 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
1336 ...comes with in-unit washer dryer combo 1.3303 0.06524 109 86 10 13
1337 This model has big windows, ample heating, and surprising twists and turns. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1338 As you can see, there's laundry in the building. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1339 Come home, take a load off, put a load in. It's the cycle of life. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1340 And utilities are included. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1341 This washer dryer comes with its own townhouse. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1342 A big advantage is that you'll never hear your neighbors. 1.3273 0.05646 110 84 18 8
1343 Yes, the 2 million quarters asking price is only for the first floor. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1344 They ask for the security deposit in quarters. 1.3271 0.05599 107 81 19 7
1345 There’s no contract, just don’t run out of quarters. 1.3271 0.05017 107 77 26 4
1346 And the rent is only 12,000 quarters per month. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1347 Trust me, the new townhouses in Flushing look even worse 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1348 One is half empty. The other is half full. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1349 I'm sure you'll fit right in with the neighbors upstairs. 1.3271 0.06610 107 85 9 13
1350 Here we have the latest in condo design, its completely self cleaning. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1351 The architect calls it Washing-ton Place. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1352 Care to go for a spin? 1.3271 0.05104 107 77 26 4
1353 They only accept quarters for the rent payments. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1354 This futuristic, cozy house was owned by Mr. Clean. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1355 'Mid-Century Modern: you either love it or you hate it' 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1356 And these appliances come with a 2 bedroom apartment. 1.3271 0.05599 107 80 20 7
1357 Sure, it's a new concept. Give it a spin! 1.3271 0.06475 107 84 11 12
1358 Do you prefer to be on top? 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
1359 And the Maytag Repairman lives right next door! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1360 The ground floor is prone to flooding, but it's drier upstairs." 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1361 It's totally energy efficient. 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
1362 I don’t know, Hon. This place looks like a lot of work. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1363 I know this may not have been the neighborhood you requested, but let's go ahead and give it a spin. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1364 Oh privacy is important to you? That might be a problem, be prepared for all your dirty laundry to be aired out to your neighbors. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1365 It's ideal if you need to launder money for the down payment. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1366 This is what you call clean living. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1367 You will want to bring a lot of quarters with you when you move. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1368 I know what your thinking, where's the dryer? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1369 The top floor is heated by water and the bottom floor by air. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1370 Since the COVID 19 crisis, demand for them has doubled 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1371 While the rent is high, the tumble-dry is low 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1372 The first floor is commercial. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1373 We only show them between cycles 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1374 Trust me, by the end of the tour your heads will be spinning with questions. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1375 Just wait for the cycle to end and the doors will unlock. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1376 This early 90's stackable loft has lovely round picture windows and 3 wash cycles 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1377 Look on the bright side, it’s front loading! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1378 It's the latest rage - self-cleaning condos! 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1379 Yes, we do have appartments with top loading too. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1380 Coin entry instead of keys! 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1381 And the rent is paid in quarters... 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1382 And this is the Clean Living Building...it was designed by the famous architect R.U. Kidden. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1383 This unit's laundry list of unique features will make your head spin. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1384 This neighborhood is entering a new cycle. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1385 Make sure you have quarters . . . that's how you get in. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1386 This one has all the bells and whooshes. 1.3271 0.05439 107 79 22 6
1387 And this our coin operated unit, priced at 75 million quarters 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1388 The architect got his start designing laundromats. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1389 Unfortunately, you will have to pay rent in quarters 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1390 When the economy tumbled, this duplex foreclothed 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1391 I think you'll really like it here in Washingaton Heights! 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1392 It’s the new Trump Tower that was built with money from Russia. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1393 Rent is only 20,000 quarters a month. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1394 And this is why I hate my job 1.3250 0.05936 120 93 15 12
1395 It's a very quiet neighborhood - unless someone has left change in their pocket 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1396 You can spin, wash and dry all at the same time, and with a view. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1397 How would you like to come home and just have a good soak and then an amazing spin class in your very own home ? 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1398 No keys—it’s QUARTERS ONLY. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1399 And this washer comes with an apartment too! 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1400 It was the previous owner's attempt to clean up the neighborhood. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1401 And as you can see, it comes with a built in house 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1402 Studios? We actually like to call them efficiencies. I have a high one and a low one. 1.3241 0.05234 108 81 21 6
1403 We also offer these units side-by-side. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1404 This neighborhood's a bit touchy about separating whites. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1405 This unit only accepts rent payments in quarters 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1406 It comes with a lifetime supply of laundry detergent. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1407 There are coin-operated apartments in the basement. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1408 The previous owners couldn't keep up with emptying the lint tray every day. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1409 And as you can see the washer and dryer do come with an apartment. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1410 This one has utility rooms on both floors! 1.3238 0.06419 105 82 12 11
1411 It's self-cleaning and the soap is provided by the HOA. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1412 And each unit comes with its own apartment. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1413 It has a walk-in closet, walk-in pantry and a walk-in washer/dryer. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1414 Yes, Mr Trump is the landlord. Some Russian people are living in there currently. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1415 Just make sure you let the cat out on wash day. 1.3238 0.05152 105 77 24 4
1416 We'll need to iron out a couple details, but it should be a pretty clean close. 1.3238 0.06419 105 82 12 11
1417 And we'll throw in a single sock for free! 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1418 This next unit is super clean. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1419 Of all the properties I’m going to show you this is by far the cleanest. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1420 We'll just need your first, last, and detergent of choice. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1421 If you look close enough, you'll see my cat in the bottom one. 1.3238 0.04784 105 80 21 4
1422 It was completely updated for these turbulent times. 1.3238 0.04784 105 72 32 1
1423 It's the latest thing in clean architecture. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1424 And this is the self-cleaning condo.. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1425 After incentives? 13,380 quarters. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1426 Unfortunately, they're broken so you'll have to use the laundromat down the street. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1427 This place is rarely available off cycle. 1.3238 0.04784 105 74 29 2
1428 Rather than sending a check once a month, the landlord prefers that tenants pay rent by quarter. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1429 So you can see, they have really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.3238 0.04784 105 74 29 2
1430 For those days when you feel too lazy to jump in the shower. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1431 All appliances are included. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1432 Eh... It's a little wishy-washy for our taste. 1.3238 0.05975 105 81 15 9
1433 You'd be expected to participate in the Neighborhood Wash Program. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1434 The stacked washer-dryer entrance makes decontamination of guests a breeze. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1435 The developer seems to have struggled somewhat with the methodology of money laundering 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1436 This is designed by a new and upcoming builder. His name is Maytag. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1437 No problem. There's a change machine in the basement. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1438 We can't go in until the spin cycle is complete. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1439 Andy Warhol did the exterior. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1440 The previous owners were money launderers. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1441 ...you'll appreciate the easier access, it used to be a top-loader 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1442 They’ve really begun to clean up the neighborhood. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1443 You would have nothing to worry about, they don’t separate whites and colors. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1444 I know it’s hard to believe, but the architect of this stunning row house started his career at Maytag. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1445 You can pay the deposit in quarters. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1446 And when you want to go out for a spin, you don't even need to leave your apartment. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1447 Rent for this unit is only payable in quarters. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1448 now this is our ocd suite 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1449 First there was Bauhaus, then came Westinghaus. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1450 Would you rather me take you to the cleaners instead? 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1451 On the plus side, you won't need to clean the apartment when you move out. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1452 It's Mid-Century Maytag. 1.3238 0.05152 105 76 25 4
1453 It cleans itself. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1454 The last tenants died in a fire. Ironic, isn't it? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1455 Don’t you just love the clean lines of Maytag Revival? 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1456 This way you’ll only need to do one big wash a year 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1457 The previous owner was a bit of a clean freak. 1.3238 0.05152 105 76 25 4
1458 Interest has been cyclic. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1459 Just wait until you see the Lint Trap. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1460 You will constantly check yourself for pocket change, but on the bright side, there is no HOA. 1.3238 0.05496 105 78 21 6
1461 This might not be for you if you are a delicate person. 1.3238 0.04384 105 74 30 1
1462 Unfortunately... for these utilities, units are not included. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1463 ...and this building's façade has an unexpected Warhol-ish feel to it 1.3238 0.04279 105 79 22 4
1464 . . . A Peloton? Oh no, not THAT kind of spin cycle. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1465 If you're into money laundering, this is just the place for you 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1466 This one includes in unit bedroom and kitchen. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1467 This next one will knock your socks off, and perhaps keep them too 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1468 oh, sorry. There was a typo on the listing. It should’ve read ‘W/D *is* unit’ 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1469 This is where New York’s oldest crime family lived 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1470 The unit does come with a washer and dryer 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1471 - The complex includes a cross-fit gym, a yoga studio and here's where we do spin cycle. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1472 - All your missing socks are behind that door... 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1473 The architectural style can best be described as Cyclical 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1474 This was our 2020 model. It was designed by Donald J. Trump and was supposed to automatically separate the blacks from the whites but it failed for good on 11/3/20. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1475 And you have your choice of warm or cold cycles depending on the weather. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1476 And with this house, the windows wash themselves. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1477 Yes, it’s in-unit. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1478 This one has a view of the water 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1479 It's only 200,000 quarters a month. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1480 I can show this one. Have you got any quarters? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1481 I'm sorry, that was a typo. It should read "washer/dryer IS unit." 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1482 Until recently, it was Whites Only. 1.3208 0.05453 106 79 21 6
1483 It’s been fully renovated for pandemic living 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1484 I know, but you just have to see the inside. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1485 Let me take you through the bleach tray and show you around. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1486 Unfortunately this one does not come with a dishwasher. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1487 The building does come with a no cats policy 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1488 Once this cycle’s done we can take a look. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1489 The developer misspelled Neighborhood Watch 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1490 The President’s press secretary would be your neighbor 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1491 You’re probably wondering what the Downy-payment is... 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1492 These two units rent by the hour 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1493 This is a Trump property: colors and whites must be separated. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1494 They think the previous owner was laundering money. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1495 They’re technically in unit. 1.3204 0.06648 103 82 9 12
1496 The landlord accepts only quarters. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1497 And it practically cleans itself. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1498 This is a modern unit so all colors are welcome together. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1499 The utility bills are a little higher than most town houses. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1500 And, if you rent the other unit, the interest rate comes out in the wash 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1501 Since we installed these, we have changed our school colors to pink and gray. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1502 This one was designed by Robert Bosch 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1503 The owner is seeking tenants with good moral fabric. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1504 This next visit will knock your socks off. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
1505 No, as a matter of fact, but you'd be surprised how often I get that question. " 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1506 Person Woman Man Camera TV 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1507 The architect used to work for Whirlpool. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1508 It'll remind you of that last cruise. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1509 It's a steal. The last owner's in jail for money laundering. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1510 Finally, a separate washer for his clothes.. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1511 Sorry, there's no dishwasher. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1512 You don't have to pay extra for the washer and dryer. 1.3173 0.05161 104 76 24 4
1513 It will serve as the new Spin Room headquaters for both the DNC and RNC. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1514 Best money-laundering in New York. Endorsed by Tump. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1515 Sorry, there isn't a laundry room. 1.3173 0.04976 104 75 26 3
1516 The Sellers are retiring to a nudist colony. 1.3173 0.05339 104 78 21 5
1517 COVID friendly! 1.3173 0.05677 104 80 17 7
1518 The sellers ran a laundromat and decided to work from home 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1519 In the current regulatory climate these neighborhood money laundering franchises offer a great opportunity for small investors. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1520 The unit on the top has a bit of a high turnover rate. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1521 There's a 24 hour kitchen just down the block. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1522 So you were asking why our listing says “it depends” next to the heat and water options? 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1523 Oh, and the sellers are very motivated. 1.3173 0.06591 104 83 9 12
1524 The owner requests that you thoroughly wash and dry your clothes before the house tour. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1525 Your first time in Texas? 1.3173 0.05511 104 78 20 6
1526 No, but here's a laundromat on the next block. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1527 Yes, the buildings on the side do shake a little, but only on the spin cycle. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1528 Supposedly, it saves renters from being taken to the cleaners. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1529 You’ll love this next one. It’s very easy to clean. 1.3173 0.05339 104 79 19 6
1530 Sorry, the side-by-side you wanted is out of our price range. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1531 The downside of this location is that you can’t mix whites and colors. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1532 ... and the soap truck delivers every Wednesday. 1.3173 0.05339 104 77 22 5
1533 The ultimate in clean living! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1534 The rent is only 25 cents for ten minutes. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1535 It's your kind of future, Donald - a two story turnabout with living quarters in the back, money launder upfront. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1536 The units in the center building see a lot of turnover. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1537 And if you need to throw in the towel on 2020 please use the top unit. The bottom is for those all washed up. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1538 It's the cleanest neighbourhood we have to offer and the schools are great too. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1539 Did I mention there’s laundry in the building? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1540 No, this one doesn’t, but I can show you some with laundry machines in the unit... 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1541 That place has a lot of turnover 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1542 What better way to wash your future unfold ..” 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1543 The architect designed this a postmodernist comment on segregation. Whites downstairs and Colors upstairs. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1544 The dual cycle duplex will see you through the pandemic and the election. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1545 Here you can start with a clean sheet 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1546 The neighborhood is really being cleaned up. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1547 Post Covid Architecture 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1548 OH it's a lovely building, and the Whites and the Coloreds are separated 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
1549 It's just the essentials. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1550 My husband thinks we can increase the resale value if we convert the second level to a dryer. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1551 ADA compliant for the OCD client. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1552 I'd take you inside, but I'm all out of quarters. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1553 All units come with a washer and dryer. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1554 ...and it's convertible to side-by-side if you ever move to the country. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1555 The former owner was an offshore banker... 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1556 Now this beauty actually has an in-unit bedroom and bathroom. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1557 But on the plus side, the motion is very soothing. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1558 Only 20% down, but that has to be paid in quarters. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1559 No cleaning deposit necessary for this unit. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1560 Just think, you'll be paying off your mortgage in five years--all in quarters. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1561 It's a forced sale. The former owner thought it would make a great store front for money laundering." 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1562 I give up - will THIS work? 1.3168 0.05617 101 76 19 6
1563 It's a very clean complex. 1.3168 0.05617 101 76 19 6
1564 You get plenty of exercise without going to the gym. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1565 The only complaint we get is missing socks. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1566 This one cleans up nice. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1567 It's really designed as a home for larger families. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1568 It’s an experiment in self-cleaning units. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1569 I think you'll prefer this over your ranch-style top loader. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1570 This one was previously owned by a money launderer. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1571 this unit is self-cleaning 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1572 You'll never guess what appliances are included with this one. 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1573 If you rent an apartment today, we include a roll of quarters." 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1574 As an honest realtor, I’m not going to put any spin on this. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1575 This one is rumored to be a Banksy. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1576 We rent this by the hour, or until your clothes are dry. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1577 It's two dryers stacked on top of each other. I know! I don't get it either. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1578 ‘..having the Dryer on top is the main plus - takes up half the space!’ 1.3168 0.06884 101 82 6 13
1579 The tide pod challenge got out of hand here 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1580 The laundry comes with on-site apartment, so that's a big plus. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1581 And the bank is just down the street because you'll need lots of quarters. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1582 Wait til you see the mud room! 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1583 You'll get used to the extra-loud buzzer. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1584 Oh...and it has a walk-in lint trap! 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1585 And it comes with a built-in apartment. 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
1586 You said washer and dryer in unit was a must. 1.3137 0.06532 102 81 10 11
1587 The previous renters’ only complaint was the occasional loss of a sock. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1588 This unit is spotless. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1589 This is our newest model, the stacked unit. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1590 The previous owners went missing. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1591 They want the security deposit in quarters 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1592 The only available property in your price range is this best of a kind $850,000 townhouse. Do not worry, it was designated as a laundry unit merely for permiting purposes. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1593 And no matter how you spin it, it'll always be home sweet home. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1594 And there's a new roof, which keeps the top dryer. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1595 These units offer the ultimate in Covid-proof living 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1596 Vent controlled! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1597 This all-unit washer/dryer is a rare find in NYC 1.3137 0.06532 102 81 10 11
1598 ...and the interiors are the perfect mix of warmth and clean lines. 1.3131 0.05106 99 75 20 4
1599 There is a rumor that a treasure of coins exists in the basement. 1.3131 0.05679 99 75 18 6
1600 We welcome people of mixed colors. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1601 The cleanest condos on the block! 1.3131 0.05106 99 73 23 3
1602 Excellent location with 360 degree views of the city... 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1603 It doesn't actually have a washer or dryer, but there's a laundromat a few blocks away. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1604 It’s from an overlooked school of architecture called post appliance modern. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1605 Fun fact, the original homeowner was Mr. Clean. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1606 It's a steal but utilities are not included. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1607 Virus free. 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1608 The mortgage costs are front loaded. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1609 I hear that a lot... 1.3131 0.05495 99 74 20 5
1610 Right, the top loaders were never very popular. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1611 It gets get great light during the spin cycle. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1612 vinyl floors, vinyl walls and completely waterproof furniture- the modern self cleaning apartment- it is so the 2020's 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1613 And down the street, we're showing one with two dryers. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1614 We call this "wash and wear" architechture 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1615 It's very warm in the winter. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1616 The architect was Buckminster Fulloader. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1617 Now, this one is perfect if you're planning to have children but are too busy to take them to the playground. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1618 You’ll need first and last month’s rent, in quarters. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1619 The rent is 2,880 quarters per month, but as part of our “Move In Special” your first fifteen minutes are free. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1620 It’s a months’ detergent, and first and last months’ quarters. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1621 The front loader portal provides a wonderful option for deliveries. 1.3131 0.05206 99 73 22 4
1622 You're welcome to come in and take a spin. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1623 And it has a two car car-wash in back. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1624 In spin cycle, they double as his and hers treadmills. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1625 And it comes with a studio apartment. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1626 Of course, you have to leave during the spin cycle. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1627 This one is ideal for folks who just want to get back on the ‘Normal’ cycle. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1628 You have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1629 Even if you have a lots of kids, you'll always be able to handle their washing. 1.3131 0.06833 99 80 7 12
1630 It’s cozy, walkable to everything, and self-cleaning. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1631 This is the perfect condo for someone with a laundry fetish! 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1632 The previous tenants, a pair of socks, got separated. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1633 Do you swim? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1634 If they're not back shortly, we can remove them and get you in 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1635 It really is an amazing find if you don't mind having to use all those quarters..! 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1636 You can rent for one year, six months, or just a 12 minute spin 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1637 The 20 second hand wash is so passé. 1.3131 0.05495 99 74 20 5
1638 General Electric and his wife live here. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1639 Heat, electric, hot water -- all included! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1640 It's a duplex, but high efficiency. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1641 Unfortunately, this place makes us separate our whites from our blacks... 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1642 And now for the latest in D.C. residential living, "the spin cycle." 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1643 But super-sized amenities are the hottest trend right now. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1644 ...and this replaced the Washington Monument. 1.3131 0.04573 99 78 18 3
1645 And the underwear is included at no charge! 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1646 Ironically, it does NOT come with a laundry room 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1647 You'll never need Disneyland again. 1.3131 0.04222 99 75 22 2
1648 'This property's ideally suited to germaphobes. Let me show you around, and around and around.....' 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1649 The rent is $5,200 per month – payable in quarters. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1650 As you can see, the on-site laundry is a huge plus. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1651 They say the owner was accused of laundering money 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1652 The upstairs folks almost never run a second rinse, so a very quiet couple. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1653 The biggest problem is folding your clothes on the sidewalk. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1654 This stackable unit has been cycling on and off the market for years. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1655 And if you bought this house, you'd never have to dust or mop again. 1.3131 0.06982 99 81 5 13
1656 So you can tumble around together or separately. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1657 If you're interested in this unit, I can run you through. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1658 Full disclosure, the owners come down the bean stalk on laundry days. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1659 The previous owners were large and filthy. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1660 It surprises me too in this coin shortage economy 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1661 I'll need seven quarters to tell you about this one. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1662 So, are we ready to clothes on this apartment? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1663 ...and one of the best features is that the windows open out. You can fit a whole piano through them. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1664 This unit is part of the city’s Renew, Reuse, Recycle initiative 1.3131 0.05679 99 75 18 6
1665 Yes, the electrical bill IS high...But it's using clean energy 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1666 It may not be for everybody, but it’s a rare find. 1.3131 0.06680 99 79 9 11
1667 You will feel sanitized yet drained by the end of the day 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1668 The asking price is two million quarters, but I think we could talk them down to 1.8. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1669 Marvelous clean view... 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1670 Inside you’ll find soul cycle, spin cycle, and the recycle. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1671 Everything is integrated for your convenience 1.3131 0.06833 99 80 7 12
1672 The purchase of this unit includes washing away 2020. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1673 The rent’s pretty affordable, but they only take quarters. 1.3118 0.05613 93 70 18 5
1674 You'll just need to deposit your first month's rent in quarters. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1675 The 'quick wash' setting has saved several marriages 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1676 They come with in-unit apartments. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1677 This stacked design is the latest in efficient living. 1.3100 0.04861 100 72 26 2
1678 This one is listed at 4,600,000 quarters. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1679 The building's façade was designed by Maytag. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1680 Trump's friends from Russia all seem to like these types of units. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1681 It's a walk-up... and a spin-down. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1682 As you can see we are cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1683 Think of it as post-domestic architecture. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1684 Are you two new to Washington? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1685 The lower level is self-cleaning, and the upper level is for those who prefer a dryer climate. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1686 Now, you do have to use the gentle cycle after 10 p.m. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1687 The last owner is in jail for money laundering. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1688 This property's air rights will you to add stackable dryers. 1.3100 0.05631 100 76 18 6
1689 You can get this in a side by side 1.3100 0.05260 100 76 19 5
1690 You asked for HIS and HERS! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1691 No need to worry about sanitizing the house or the kids. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1692 Welcome to the Westing House. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1693 The front-loading feature makes moving in a snap 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1694 This one is a bit smaller, but it has large windows, lots of natural light and a clean design. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1695 And you can launder money to pay the rent. 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1696 May designed the top floor; Tag, the bottom. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1697 The neighbourhood has been gentrified, so this one is whites only. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1698 Any rumors of money launderers operating here are completely unfounded 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1699 It's an unusual floorplan, but heat and water are included. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1700 It practically cleans itself. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1701 Just be sure to have enough quarters on you each time you come home. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1702 And I’m to understand your preference is wash not dry, correct? 1.3093 0.05357 97 72 21 4
1703 You will know everybody’s dirty laundry. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1704 The toughest part is getting the wet items from the washer to the dryer 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
1705 It made the news cycle. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1706 It's a stacked unit and all the appliances are new.. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1707 This is a townhouse for former Trump supporters to wash their souls clean. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1708 ... and just press a button if you want to rearrange your furniture. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1709 It's a wonderful neighborhood, great school district, it's going for 10% under market value, and I think you'll be surprised at the number of lost socks you find 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1710 This is what they call a High - Efficiency Unit. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1711 Yes, we rotate the older children through the sanitize cycle twice a day, and our kindergarteners tumble all morning. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1712 Sorry, utilities are not included. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1713 The building on the right will be demolished for the dryers. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1714 The lower unit is very clean, the upper is really airy. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1715 Did I mention the appliances? 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1716 It's not in-unit; it's you-in-it! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1717 The asking price will only go up next cycle. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1718 Clean living is really in vogue these days! 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
1719 You gotta try the spin cycle. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1720 ... and when it's running you won't have to worry about the noisy train tracks on the other side of the street. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1721 No, I'm afraid there aren't any laundry facilities in the building. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1722 We tried it on the entire Red Sox team, and still had one missing! 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1723 Not what I had in mind for apartment-sized appliances. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1724 It’s the latest thing, self-sanitizing homes. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1725 And this washer and dryer comes with an in-unit apartment! 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1726 No dryer, but a clothesline on the roof. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1727 Oddly, no, but there is a laundromat around the corner. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1728 I'll get you a set of tokens and you can move in tomorrow. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1729 The previous tenant was 'hung out to dry' when her lease expired. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1730 .....and all those quarters really help with the rent 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1731 Look, if you are worry about Covid and IRS, this is the house to get! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1732 If you buy this place you'll be living clean with a new spin on life 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1733 ...and the rent includes lint removal. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1734 It was built with laundered money. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1735 It's very clean, but prone to flooding. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1736 The only downfall is your rent must be paid in quarters. 1.3093 0.04602 97 74 19 4
1737 And the laundry room is over the top 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1738 The former tenants were very clean . . . 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1739 And it comes with a two-story house! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1740 This unit is PERFECT for you two! It comes pre-furnished for whites AND darks! 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1741 Believe it or not, the spin cycle vibrations can be quite relaxing. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1742 Would you like to take a look at high rinse appartments? 1.3093 0.05152 97 71 23 3
1743 Now this seller will make sure you’re not hung out to dry 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1744 Laundry in unit? Laundry IS unit! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1745 We were looking more for an in-unit washer/dryer, not a unit in a washer/dryer 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1746 ‘The architect was put through college on a Procter & Gamble scholarship’ 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1747 Ironically this unit does not come with a washer/dryer unit 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1748 One of your apartment criteria was to have an in-unit washer and dryer, but I found something better 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1749 It's a great space, you'll just have to share the dryer with the unit below. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1750 Rent is due on the first, there’s a slot by the door, quarters and exact change only. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1751 If you prefer the suburbs, we have a nice side-by-side ranch available. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1752 It’s post Covid Modern. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1753 That one over there, they’ll take you to the cleaners. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1754 The next real estate craze: high efficiency units. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1755 Each one comes with its own apartment. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1756 Now this townhouse is self-cleaning. But it's best not to be home during the spin cycle. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1757 And this unit comes with its own alarm. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1758 And in between guests you run the steam sanitizer 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1759 The rent's $1200 a month but you need to factor in another $50 for lost socks. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1760 This is our new line of self cleaning apartments. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1761 You might want to take a walk during the spin cycle. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1762 Ironically, there's a laundromat right around the corner. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1763 But does the unit come with our own apartment? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1764 And this is the two-story wash up I mentioned. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1765 A few quarters a day and it's all yours. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1766 It doesn't come with a dryer?" 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1767 ...and no more trips to the laundromat! 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1768 If you’re too lazy to take your clothes off to get them cleaned, this is the place for you. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1769 It's very quiet except during the spin cycle. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1770 You’ll need exact change to pay the coin-op HOA fees. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1771 The bay windows really make this one pop! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1772 And it includes upgraded appliances. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1773 The last owners never lost a sock. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1774 The wash and disinfect cycle starts immediately once you step inside. 1.3053 0.06705 95 76 9 10
1775 Should you move in, the HOA will add you to the communal laundry roster! 1.3053 0.06870 95 77 7 11
1776 This mural celebrates our community’s commitment to white-washing everything. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1777 The utilities are included, and there’s no cleaning deposit. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1778 What do you mean? Of course you have to buy each unit separately. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1779 Our residents love that they can do laundry annually. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1780 You'll find the first floor easy to keep clean, and the second floor warm and cozy. 1.3053 0.05411 95 72 19 4
1781 Everything's cyclical. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1782 I don't think you want to live here. They still separate the coloreds from the whites. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1783 It was originally built for a Russian oligarch to launder his money. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1784 You can be sure this home is clean and dry 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1785 Actually, no. But there is a laundromat just around the corner. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1786 And these are the units we’ve reserved for journalists and public relations representatives. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1787 How about this COVID-inspired, modern two-story wash-up? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1788 Next block down is the community oven, oooh I think I smell lasagne. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1789 Oh, yes. We’ve had a rather aggressive campaign to clean up the neighborhood. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1790 We can look at the upper unit, the Petersons just went for a spin. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1791 For these quarters, you'll need quarters. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1792 You can see it's the cleanest and highest efficiency on the block. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1793 And here we have an adorable efficiency 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1794 You said big windows were #1 on your list, 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1795 You mentioned you liked clean design solutions? 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1796 Ah yes, the dream. Washer and dryer in unit 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1797 The architect took the idea of “Laundry In Unit” to a whole new level 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1798 It's got LOADS to offer! 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1799 Rent is due in quarters at the start of the month 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1800 As you can see, they have really cleaned up this neighborhood 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1801 The previous owner JUST had the lint filter cleaned. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1802 With an all-cash offer, you can clothes in two weeks. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1803 and notice the clean design 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1804 They’ve been trying to clean up this neighborhood for years. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1805 Why don't we take a spin here? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1806 It's pandemic ready. Cleans and disinfects the entire family at once. This set was featured on NPR. 1.3021 0.05048 96 71 22 3
1807 Property values are hot this cycle 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1808 For the oligarch with a sense of humor. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1809 The neighbors just ask that you only run it after 9pm. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1810 ...and the layout is much more practical than the top load. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1811 The market here runs in cycles. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1812 The outside of this unit was designed by the famous cartoonist Charles Addams. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1813 You might drown, sure, but it is only five hundred a month. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1814 The architect was a former employee at Whirlpool. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1815 'You'll have to save your quarters for this one." 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1816 And so much more energy efficient than top loaders. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1817 And this is our money laundering unit. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1818 The washer-dryer comes with a bedroom, kitchen, bath, and den. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1819 The hardest part is finding the giant quarters you need to make them work. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1820 I would take you for a tour but there’s a load in. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1821 It's very postmodern...air your dirty laundry without social media. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1822 And you never need to have your windows washed. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1823 No, utilities are not included. Why do you ask? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1824 This place is awash with possibilities. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1825 Beautiful design but unfortunately it does not have a washer and dryer. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1826 And of course the tenant pays water and electricity. 1.3011 0.05677 93 71 17 5
1827 Now, I must tell you, there’s a history of tenants vanishing, never to be seen again. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1828 As demand for these units increases, we’re seeing a new cycle of neighborhood change — so-called ‘detergentrification.’” 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1829 Needless to say, the washer and dryer are included 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1830 It's just a facade--keeps away burglars! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1831 Trust me, you're going to love the spin cycle. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1832 It’s nice, but utilities are pretty expensive. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1833 ....yes the architect definitely put a different 'spin' on this model! 1.3011 0.05249 93 69 21 3
1834 This one's only $2,500 a month, but you have to provide your own detergent. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1835 No washer or dryer included, but there is a laundromat down the street. 1.3011 0.05467 93 70 19 4
1836 Lint filter cleaning is handled by the Co-op maintenance fees! 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1837 It's a very clean building 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1838 you're in luck, it's a dryer's market 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1839 And If You're Into "Clean Living"... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1840 Sure, they are front-loaders, but the sight lines are spectacular on the rinse cycle. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1841 Now you can sanitize your house with the push of a button! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1842 We want in-unit laundry, not unit-in-laundry. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1843 It’s rent-sudsidized! 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1844 Now this listing has an in-unit living space, as well. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1845 Did I mention that laundry is included? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1846 The kitchen is tiny 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1847 We don’t have a gym, but we do have spin cycles. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1848 The guy next door is a Maytag repairman with a great sense of humor, don’t you think? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1849 And when you tumble out of bed in the morning, you'll be fresh as a daisy. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1850 Yes, both the washer and dryer are included. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1851 And this block comes with built -in laundry... 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1852 The kitchen needs updating but wait till you see the laundry room. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1853 If you don’t like this one, I can show you a shoebox down the street. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1854 The architect for this structure was Kenmore. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1855 Aside from the obvious, it's also a pool and treadmill. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1856 This one requires a deposit up front. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1857 The current owners are really into spin classes. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1858 It looks funny, but it's clean and it's dry. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1859 This is the single sox dorm. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1860 May I ask your budget, in quarters? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1861 They're self-cleaning. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1862 Exactly! No more having to haul laundry upstairs. Or downstairs. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1863 From either floor, you can watch the world go around. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1864 To be honest, they’re all load-bearing walls. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1865 This is the latest in self-cleaning apartments. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1866 Not only does it fit conveniently between the other homes, it's self-cleaning. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1867 Everyone drops quarters in to help with your mortgage 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1868 Plus, both units could be income properties. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1869 And you have 30 seconds warning before the start of the wash cycle. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1870 Of course if you want a bigger yard we can look at side-by-sides. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1871 Perfect for flipping." 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1872 It comes with a lint trap. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1873 It's very clean and has a one year warranty. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1874 No, I'm afraid they rent separately. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1875 Only house in the nieghborhood with a 360 degree water view 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1876 Don't worry, the developers launder their money only on Sundays. 1.3011 0.05677 93 71 17 5
1877 The water bill runs a bit high, but it is a self cleaning unit. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1878 The previous residents were neighborhood agitators. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1879 Needless to say, it's got a built in washer dryer, but like, not much else. So anyway, it's $2.8 million. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1880 We only accept coins for rent. 1.3011 0.06074 93 73 13 7
1881 The rent is $525 per month and it must be paid in quarters. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1882 And the cleaning deposit is only 75 cents 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1883 ... And it's spotless on the inside. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1884 They said the same thing about robotic vacuums! 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1885 Old Mother Hubbard finally figured out what to do. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1886 Actually,it is a quite place to live except for the occasional load that goes out of balance. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1887 Don’t be delicate. This one’s going to move fast. 1.3011 0.05677 93 73 14 6
1888 Would you be interested in the extended warranty? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1889 You pay your mortgage using quarters. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1890 The spin cycle use to be the selling point of this unit. Now it is the sanitation cycle. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1891 This apartment includes a free spin class. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
1892 Includes one giant sock. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1893 ...and on the first floor you'll find space for your spin cycling and upstairs is a sauna 1.3011 0.05677 93 71 17 5
1894 As you can see, it’s a hot commodity. You’ll need to clothes soon. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1895 New Yorkers really take quarantine to the next level 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1896 It’s nice, but could you show us something in a side by side? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1897 Each unit comes with a coin-operated lock 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1898 This one was built early 2020... 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1899 We only accept rent payment in quarters 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1900 The previous tenants cycled through here pretty quickly. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1901 This place comes with everything except a washer and dryer 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1902 It’s a motivated seller – he ran out of quarters. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1903 And your condo is deep cleaned every evening! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1904 This one's a short sale. Previous occupants were hung out to dry for money laundering. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1905 Yes it does have a laundry chute, how did you know? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1906 I didn't call ahead, but I can see if the owner's hanging out back. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1907 The previous owner lost his shirt when the market dried up... 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1908 This here is the neighborhood known as hell's laundry room 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1909 We don’t know what “permanent press” is either. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1910 We're told that the architect was inspired by a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1911 Despite what you might think we encourage mixing whites with colors... 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1912 Your must-have list included a whirlpool, didn't it? 1.2979 0.05726 94 75 12 7
1913 And this one is a self-cleaning unit 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1914 And here, the architect took realism to another level. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1915 The sellers are motivated. This is the 2020 model. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1916 Do you know how hard it is to find a full sized washer dryer in the city? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1917 This one’s trump-l’oeil. It’s fake views. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1918 You can finally stop visiting your parents. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1919 I live in a top load. Trust me, this is worth the extra money. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1920 Some find this model agitating. Others, a bright and clean start. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1921 The mortgage adjusts every 60 minutes. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1922 It is energy efficient and comes with a three year warranty. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1923 And you would live next door to Claes Oldenburg! 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1924 The landlord will hang you out to dry. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1925 I know what you're thinking... And yes. There are two great schools less then ten blocks away. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1926 The landlord only accepts quarters 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1927 'See, it is a water view from the ground floor too." 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1928 rent payments must be paid in quarters. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1929 Before we go inside you should know the current owner is a bit of a clean freak. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1930 And you can help afford it by taking in washing 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1931 For this particular unit, the security deposit is one month's rent, paid in quarters. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1932 Unfortunately the side by side is out of your price range. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1933 I know that you didn't want to see any walk-ups, but this one practically cleans itself. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1934 The main difference is that the bottom unit has a wrinkle-free mode which could be important if you're planning long-term. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1935 ...an older couple--worked for Deutsche Bank, no kids. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1936 You pay for water and heating, the landlord covers everything else. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1937 The lower unit separates whites and colors. I think you'd be more comfortable in the loft. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1938 Why yes, in this building, you can mix lights and darks. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1939 The only downside is you have to pay the rent in quarters. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1940 Unit-in-washer is the next big trend in apartment real estate, trust me. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1941 Why settle for a walk-in closet? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1942 Good news is, you don’t have to go to the basement to do your laundry 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1943 My favorite feature is the all-unit washer/dryer! 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1944 Brooklyn, am I right? 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1945 It’s from a collaboration between I. M. Pei and Electrolux... 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1946 The upgraded appliances go with the front-loaded mortgage. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1947 You can’t go wrong. Give it a spin 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1948 Oh hayyyyyyyy... 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1949 An all-coin offer could really make the difference. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1950 The Maytag Man once used this place as a pied-à-terre. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1951 These high-efficiency units are very popular. But the last buyer really got taken to the cleaners. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1952 And another advantage is that you can pay your rent with quarters 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1953 This is Community Laundry. It’s included in your rent. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1954 I guess you won't be needing the "whites only" setting, ha ha. 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1955 These units hold their value through all real estate cycles. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1956 The only caveat is that rent is due in quarters. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1957 The architect was inspired by the early works of Bosch and Kenmore 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1958 The property has loads of potential. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1959 They got air rights for a stackable. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1960 Who needs a Peloton when you've got a spin cycle? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1961 You sign your lease in cycles not months, but otherwise a charming duplex 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1962 And the whole neighborhood loves to watch the spin cycle!". 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1963 Washing is the greatest way to disinfect--couch, bed, freezer . . . 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1964 You can turn the spare room into a nursery if you plan on mixing colors. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1965 This is the mother-load of apartments. 1.2921 0.04978 89 68 18 3
1966 Personally we don’t separate the whites and the darks here 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1967 And this Smart House can actually clean itself. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1968 Perhaps you'd like to view one our self-cleaning units? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1969 It's perfect for people for whom laundry is really important. 1.2889 0.05058 90 67 21 2
1970 It’s from a Scandinavian architect named Virlpül. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1971 No, unfortunately it does not come with a dishwasher. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1972 Upside is rates are better than ever...downside is you will constantly be losing socks. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1973 This model features a unique reverse floor plan. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1974 High Tide and Low Tide! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1975 '"The last owner retired with hundreds of thousands of quarters in the bank." 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1976 Truth be told I think you should buy an apartment. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1977 If you ever get bored, the upstairs can switch and become the downstairs. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1978 Some clients have been wishy washy about this property, but it certainly has a clean look! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1979 At $2.4 million quarters, it's a steal. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1980 The design is distinguished by an innovative spin 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1981 It’s small, but it’s clean! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1982 The last tenants wore a lot of pink. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1983 The bottom unit did have some mold because the prior tenets forgot to leave the door propped open. 1.2889 0.05751 90 70 15 5
1984 The architect called it his 'detergent' period. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1985 It features excellent circulation! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1986 Seller is motivated, investment partner hung him out to dry 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1987 The good news is that there is no cleaning deposit. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1988 Russians love this model. 1.2889 0.05529 90 70 16 4
1989 Actually, no, it doesn’t have a washer/dryer in unit. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1990 It includes your water bill. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1991 Exteriors in the Maytag District aren't for everybody, but the views from inside are breathtaking. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1992 The washer dryer is actually not included with the unit. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1993 The former owners laundered money. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1994 The landlord’s been accused of money laundering, but I don’t think they have any proof. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1995 It's bigger inside than it looks. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1996 This one is a foreclosure. The last owners were apparently money laundering. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1997 And there's a coin-op around the corner if your power ever goes out. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1998 Built during segregation, this neighborhood once required a strict separation of whites from colors. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1999 Meclizine is included. 1.2889 0.05299 90 69 19 2
2000 No. There isn’t a washer/dryer in the apartment. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2001 These were installed in 2020, and to date we have had no transmission in the building. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2002 And here’s where we brainwash people to live by the expectations of society 1.2889 0.05964 90 71 13 6
2003 This property is a little outside your budget but you get to keep the stray socks. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2004 No coins? No problem! 1.2889 0.04804 90 68 20 2
2005 Unfortunately, someone already clothesed on this one. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2006 For that price, we'll throw in a one-year folding service. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2007 These efficiency units are wonderful whether on the top or the bottom either way it is a wash. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2008 Bauhaus, clean house! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2009 The appliances are fully fitted 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2010 The property will be cleaned and sanitized for move-in 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2011 you put your head in, and your brain comes out nice and washed 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2012 Oh that, it's a stupid drawing for a cartoon contest. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2013 ...and by the time you walk out the door, you are spankin' clean and ready to go! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2014 Well, you did put on-site laundry at the top of the wishlist. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2015 I know you said it was a non-negotiable, but in this case a front loader really makes more sense. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2016 How important is it for you to have laundry in the building? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2017 And behind me we have a cozy front loading town home, appliances included. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2018 If you don't mind stairs, just down the street is a little top loader I could get you into for half the price. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2019 There's a lot of turnover in this building so we would be able to get you in relatively soon. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2020 And the laundry is right down the street. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2021 The rent must be paid in quarters. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2022 ...and you can pay your rent in quarters. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2023 The entire unit is self-cleaning. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2024 This latest washer/dryer model comes with the apartment included inside. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2025 The washer and dryer are not included with this house." 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2026 We are really looking for a top loader 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2027 The market is cyclical. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2028 They were supposed to put in a soul cycle, but the land lord confused it with “spin cycle.” 1.2874 0.06723 87 70 9 8
2029 Not a problem. 50 gallons of vinegar will eliminate the smell. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2030 We just got so tired of going to the laundromat. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2031 Are you looking to wash or dry? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2032 Well, you've heard of the theater district and the financial district, right? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2033 That one's not for sale, it's just a Banksy piece called 'Tumble In The Bronx' 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2034 Quick disclaimer, tide pods are not included! 1.2874 0.05642 87 70 11 6
2035 The stacked style is very European. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2036 We thought the listing said IN unit..not IS unit 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2037 Unfortunately the laundry machine is out of order, but there is a wonderful laundromat down the street 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2038 This property has two bedrooms, two bathrooms and a spin cycle 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2039 Ideal lodging for a spin instructor. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2040 This unit is the only one with a water view 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2041 This is one of the City’s new high-efficiency units. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2042 The landlord only takes quarters. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2043 It‘s the latest in our new line of apartment size appliances. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2044 The rent is reasonable but you can't enter your apartment during a spin cycle. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2045 Yes, coin operated! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2046 It’s been recently renovated. They used to be top loaders. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2047 Actually, the mold issue is overblown 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2048 This unit used to be for whites only. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2049 I’d say let’s go in and take a look around, but I’m out of quarters. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
2050 The back is a large vacuum for easy yard clean up. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2051 I can get you into this one for pocket change. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2052 The last owners moved because they were too delicate. 1.2841 0.06036 88 70 12 6
2053 The locals call them Brownstains. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
2054 Oddly enough, clotheslines are allowed. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2055 ...and this is our tax consulting center. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2056 Units this size usually don't fit a washer/dryer. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2057 Would you like a tour of “The Lavāre,” our new pandemic-proof apartment? 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2058 I know it's not a top load like you were hoping, but you'll happy to know electric is included. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2059 I have a single Westinghouse if that would better suit you. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2060 It used to be a Chinese laundry 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2061 Here, EVERYONE airs their dirty laundry. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2062 Yes, the apartment is clean and the basement is very dry! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2063 It includes a washer and dryer. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2064 The architect has a unique perspective on clean lines 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2065 The form is visionary, but the functionality is a wash. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2066 I see why you’d think that, but I assure you nothing has ever disappeared in there. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2067 It feels so much bigger when the walls start spinning." 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2068 you won't find a cleaner home in this neighborhood 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2069 ... Oh, and did I mention it’s a washer/dryer unit? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2070 Now there is no washer/dryer in the unit. It's aesthetic is designed to compensate this. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
2071 And on my left, you can see the bank used by some of the richest people in the United States! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2072 The architect was inspired by the events of 2020 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2073 Rent is first of the month, but it only takes quarters. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2074 Kids love the spin cycle. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2075 Your laundromat savings will be off the charts. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2076 And this is our coronavirus-proofed duplex. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2077 And this is our self-cleaning OCD unit. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2078 Don't worry, only the top floor floods about once a day, but the bottom floor is always warm for the winter 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2079 It's a 2 story wash up. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2080 And here is our whole neighborhood's brand new, cutting edge, laundromat. 1.2824 0.05703 85 67 14 4
2081 The couple you are buying from said they're going to take you to the cleaners. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2082 Actually, they're both washers. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2083 It has built in washer and dryer. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2084 An elegant co-op? I’m sorry if I misspoke. I meant “coin-op.” 1.2824 0.06821 85 69 8 8
2085 It's not for everyone. It depends on what cycle of life you're in. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2086 However, if it’s not permanent press, you still have to go to the Flatiron Building. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2087 They're for the 600,000 thread count sheets. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2088 It cuts the allotted quarantine time in half. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2089 Formerly owned by the Trump reelection campaign! 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2090 And if you have more than three kids... 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2091 This is the Washers’s house. The Dryers’s house is on the next block. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2092 the local council wouldn't let them put a "laundromat" sign on the building 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2093 When this property belonged to a politician, it was continually set to spin cycle. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2094 To enter the living quarters you will need actual quarters. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2095 The mortgage is a front-loader, too! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2096 Buy a condo now, and you can really clean up later. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2097 And this is our new COVID self-sanitizing unit 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2098 I can easily arrange a tour. Do you have any quarters? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2099 You don't have to take your clothes off! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2100 ...and if you get bored you can always go for a spin 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2101 The landlord wants someone long term, they’re tired of the revolving door of tenants. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2102 It's a spotless unit, but for some reason people seem to be cycling through it. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2103 This is the new-to -the- market quarantine condo. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2104 This is the new Clean Look in urban architecture 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2105 And yes the lint trap conveys. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2106 They're asking for first month, last month, and a security deposit, preferably in coins. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2107 Now you can attend spin class at home too! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2108 They offer cleanliness which means godliness is right next door. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2109 we require the down payment in quarters 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2110 On the plus side, I can think of 2 appliances you won't need to worry about. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2111 The only complaints we get are during the spin cycle. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2112 They're high efficiency units. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2113 Can I take you for a spin around the living room? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2114 It's perfect for anyone who hates housecleaning. 1.2824 0.05189 85 64 19 2
2115 . . . and there's no cleaning deposit! 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2116 THIS WASHER AND DRYER COME WITH A HOUSE. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2117 Here’s a new spin! The three most important words in real estate: rotation, rotation, rotation! 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2118 It's a pre-Fab 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2119 You just walk through these. Washes, dries & irons for fresh, clean clothes. 1.2824 0.07024 85 70 6 9
2120 Yes, the washer and dryer come with the house. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2121 and it has an ingenious security system that accepts coins. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2122 Well your water bill will be slightly higher, but just think of all those wonderful spa baths and dry-heat saunas. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2123 If you have six quarters we could go in and take a look around. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2124 It’s a mid-pandemic, self-cleaning apartment. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2125 Laundry machines include in-unit apartment hookups. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2126 As journalists, you'll love the spin cycle 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2127 The fluff cycle is AMAZING! 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2128 Asking price is 100,000 rolls of quarters. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2129 During a Fox News briefing, President Trump stated that both models prevent you from getting Covid19. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2130 This one washes visitors separately. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2131 Leave every morning feeling refreshed 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2132 Now you and your hamster can go for a run together. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2133 If your upstairs neighbors get loud, there's a setting for that! 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2134 Aaaaand....It’s Covid-ready 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2135 The architect was going for mid-century modern, but I think is more late-century Amana. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2136 Your guests are sanitized upon arrival because you just never know these days... 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2137 And, electric is included. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2138 So this one comes with a... Ahem! Excuse me. This one IS a built in washer/dryer. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2139 It comes with a "new normal," setting 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2140 Dry clean only, but you can't beat this view.... 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2141 It’s a beautiful unit - full lint carpet, heating and water included. Big windows. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2142 They say owning a washer dryer is a true mark of success in this city. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2143 Shall we take a spin inside? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2144 I know what you’re thinking - won’t everyone be able to see inside? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2145 No, don't worry. This unit is great for all colors. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2146 This unit is unique, in that, the down stairs will keep you cool during the summer months and the upstairs will keep you warn and dry during the winter months. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2147 You'll never have to clean house again. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2148 That was a typo. Washer-dryer IS unit. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2149 Water and electric are not included 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2150 Of course you will have to get rid of your wool sweaters. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2151 You'll definitely want to front-load your mortgage on this one. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2152 What's so confusing? Your rent is quarterly. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2153 It is a great investment property, you will definitely cleanup 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2154 We can get you a top loader in a nice ranch house in the suburbs. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2155 It’s the new ultra chic post washer look. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2156 They also come with two living spaces. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2157 It was Le Corbusier's project, now it is a fitness centre for hamsters. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2158 Suddenly Lisa and George understood why the estimated water bills for the new self-cleaning townhomes were ten times higher than anywhere else. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2159 These kinds of places lease in cycles. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2160 It's move-in ready and exceptionally clean. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2161 The zoning required that they be stackable 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2162 The latest in smart houses comes complete with a self cleaning feature! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2163 And the buzzer will wake you every morning. 1.2791 0.05270 86 66 17 3
2164 Plumbing is extra. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2165 The money you lose on the water bill, you'll make up saving on heating and cleaning. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2166 I've heard the spin cycle can really add spice to your sex life. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2167 A clan family of money launderers own this. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2168 It's the hottest second floor stack-up in the neighborhood! 1.2791 0.03754 86 68 16 2
2169 The landlord evicted the prior tenants and really hung them out to dry 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2170 It’s been on the market for six cycles. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2171 The lower unit is a steal at 1 million. But it’s damp. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2172 Best of all, these units can clean themselves. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2173 Go ahead, take it for a spin 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2174 This is the cleanest unit available. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2175 Best of all, the downstairs doubles as a swimming pool , while the upstairs can be used as a treadmill. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2176 Let's take it for a spin. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2177 Yes, but it comes with an extended warranty. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2178 The views are excellent. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2179 We will need exact change to unlock the door. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2180 Of course with the coin shortage, it's not as convenient as it once was. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2181 Most buyers of this model go with a variable speed mortgage. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2182 I owe it all to clean living! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2183 This one locks automatically. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2184 And always make sure to separate the coloureds from the whites 1.2791 0.06750 86 70 8 8
2185 If we had a quarter for every time someones ask's if there are broker fees 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2186 I know you have questions, and yes, it’s coin operated. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2187 Before the Civil Rights movement, they used separate the whites and the darks in these apartments. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2188 The rent's a little high, but utilities are included. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2189 All appliances included, of course. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2190 To live here, you have to be loaded. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2191 This neighborhood use to be so nice until the giants moved in. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2192 No tenants have ever lost a sock Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.2771 0.05231 83 63 18 2
2193 These are our self-cleaning units 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2194 Care to take a spin? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2195 It makes a lot more room in the garage. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2196 As a mixed race couple, this unit provides separate spin cycles in case Trump gets reelected 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2197 And, best of all, it's self-cleaning. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2198 This one's for putting a different spin on life. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2199 ‘Laundry in building’ is over. The next big thing is ‘Laundry IS building’. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2200 It's clean and dry. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2201 I know, not everyone loves postmodern designs, but this place lets in a ton of natural light. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2202 And the tumble cycle makes for a great workout space! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2203 And the spin cycle brings a lovely fresh sense of warmth with it. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2204 We don't need a key but we do need quarters. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2205 This is our COVID-free duplex. 1.2771 0.06015 83 67 11 5
2206 This was from Bauhaus's most functional period 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2207 Dryer sold separately. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2208 Ken Moore just put this one on the market. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2209 As you can see, that was not a typo. In this case, the washer and dryer come with a house. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2210 His wife said: “I want a Landry megamansion for my birthday.” That’s not what he heard. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2211 You pay the rent every hour, using coins. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2212 The rent is reasonable but it's all in quarters. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2213 The lint filter should be cleaned after each use. The truck comes around on Wednesdays. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2214 The downstairs is already leased to a spin doctor. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2215 It's worth it just for the spin cycle. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2216 Wait until you get inside. It'll make your heads spin. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2217 One’s an efficiency studio, the other is a high-efficiency. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2218 I am required to tell you the unit does not come with a laundry machine or dryer. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2219 No keys required, just quarters. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2220 The building that was here was a real stain on the neighborhood, but that’s gone now. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2221 This townhouse is self cleaning - so there’s savings here . 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2222 This is a special property. Mr. Trump has been running his program for Russian real estate investors out of location for years. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2223 I agree, it is weird. All the realtors are trying to put a spin on it. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2224 What made you think my family is Chinese? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2225 Both washer and dryer have great views. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2226 The view of Manhattan while on the gentle cycle is truly extraordinary. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2227 This particular architect Moonlighted as a Kenmore Repairman 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2228 It will pay for itself. People drop money in the slot just to watch you tumble around. 1.2771 0.06015 83 66 12 5
2229 For faster gentrification, use the "whitest whites" setting. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2230 The current owner is upgrading to a side by side. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2231 And to reach your self-cleaning pandemic paradise, all visitors pass through this anti-viral cloud. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2232 Want to take a quick spin around the apartment before you decide? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2233 The facade was designed by an engineer from G.E. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2234 Here you can sit and wash your life go by. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2235 Who needs washer-dryer in unit when you can have the unit in washer-dryer? 1.2771 0.04943 83 62 20 1
2236 And the dryers face the courtyard. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2237 I’m told that running the gentle cycle gives you a very restful night’s sleep. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2238 You have to pay your rent in quarters. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2239 It's the neatest duplex in the neighborhood. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2240 Kids just love the revolving playrooms! 1.2771 0.05766 83 65 14 4
2241 and here is our top of the line and very high efficiency money laundering machines. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2242 The washer and dryer are not included. Other than that, it could be a great investment because of the location. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2243 The last tenant was a bit of a neatnik 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2244 It’s completely self-cleaning. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2245 Not only is it spotless but you’ll be amazed at how much you save on housekeeping. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2246 Some call it a two-story, we refer to it as a 'stackable'. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2247 Ahh! The promise of clean living, finally! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2248 You'll want to make a clean offer. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2249 Ive heard of washing your dirty linen in my public but this has gone too far 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2250 And for your convenience there is a coin dispenser at your front door. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2251 Washers are on this side of the quad and of course no dryers... 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2252 Believe me, with everything going on right now, the view from there will make things look normal. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2253 So it’s a great rental price, even if you do have to pay in quarters. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2254 No elevator. It’s a fourth floor tumble-up. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2255 If you’re missing a sock it’s probably stuck to the front door. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2256 Whitewash: Speed setting for gentrification 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2257 It features a hot tub downstairs and a sauna upstairs, both with a fisheye view. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2258 And here's the quarters to your new house! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2259 The “in” was a typo. The unit “is” a washer-dryer. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2260 It's unfurnished, but if you come across any of the previous owner's socks you're welcome to keep them. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2261 On the bright side, everything’s sanitized. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2262 They cut quarantine to four hours. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2263 The Socks live next door but are never there. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2264 It’s the cleanest apartment you’ll ever have. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2265 Now I’ll show you the dishwasher and fridge. They’re around back. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2266 This is the new 'Quaran-Clean' Model... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2267 Did I mention the rent is only payable in quarters? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2268 And if you have any children, they'll just love the spin cycle!!... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2269 It's listed at 3.8 million quarters. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2270 You did say you're looking for waterfront property.... 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2271 There’s no AC in this unit, but you can always put it on the cold cycle 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2272 It's a pretty quiet neighborhood, as long as the load is balanced. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2273 i heard you’re looking to rinse a family 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2274 It’s the Trump Bank. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2275 It’s unfurnished, but I can probably get the landlord to throw in some free detergent. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2276 And here we have a new state-of-the-art pandemic prevention property complete with washing and drying entrance facilities. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2277 Of course, being in real estate, I don’t think gentrification has ruined the neighborhood. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2278 The architect is obsessed with clean design. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2279 They’ve really cleaned up the neighborhood. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2280 ...and some of New York’s biggest names use the bank just across the street 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2281 So far we had lots of interest from hamsters 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2282 This white house is said to make America clean again. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2283 Ironically, the previous tenants were nudists. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2284 We call this the Maytag Retreat for anti-social folks. No pesky repair men will ever call 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2285 These are our most efficient units. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2286 A perfect place to live in for these coronavirus times ✔️ 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2287 Some say real estate here is just for money launderers, but as you can see that's not the case. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2288 Now, I know you said you weren’t looking for a duplex... 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2289 No, I said is-unit washer-dryer. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2290 The first floor gets flooded, but the the top floor can dry it all up for you. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2291 Wait ‘til you see the water views... 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2292 The architect was May Tag and the builder was Ken More. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2293 I wouldn’t say it shakes the WHOLE time. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2294 Sam Sung was the architect. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2295 This townhouse comes with a modern push buttons cleaning service! 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2296 Believe me. Once inside you won't notice the difference. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2297 And yes, this place is super energy and water efficient. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2298 It’s small on size, big on amenities. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2299 The self-cleaning units are premium. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2300 The previous owners had 9 kids. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2301 This is our apartment-size model. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2302 Yes, it comes with a washer/dryer 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
2303 The City Block Laundry runs once a week. And you get to know all your neighbors while you're separating out your clothes. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2304 This property offers a 360-degree view of the park" 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2305 Tide pods are included in the rent 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2306 Does it come with a washer and dryer? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2307 Money laundrering through real estate has never been easier with this beauty 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2308 And it's one unit. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2309 It's a two-load building, with roof-top air drying available. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2310 Cleanest duplex on the neighborhood! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2311 We've instituted deep cleaning now with COVID. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2312 I'm certain that this architectural treasure from the Late Maytag Period will be snapped up faster than a spin cycle. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2313 The rent is only 1800 a month but you have to pay it in quarters. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2314 Well, this their attempt to clean up the neighborhood... 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2315 The bank agreed to take your mortgage payment in rolled coins. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2316 Yes, it comes with a washer and dryer. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2317 Since everyone kept asking if this unit had a washer/dryer set, the landlord decided to offer only that. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2318 On the plus side, you never need to go to the laundry! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2319 To put a spin on it, the sellers were underwater 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2320 You'll never have to shower again. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2321 And you should see the ‘Easy Bake Oven’ . 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2322 It's a Kondo conversion. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2323 The good news is that it is rent controlled; just four quarters a day. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2324 It comes with a 5-year warranty. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2325 You'll need to pick the amenity you want most. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2326 Not in-unit, but there is a laundromat next door.” 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2327 Studio apartments are out, they're now "high efficiencies." 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2328 This was owned by a wealthy Wall Street investor to launder his earnings. 1.2738 0.05316 84 65 16 3
2329 It's just a decoy. The real laundering front was two blocks down. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2330 Well, the landlord feels it’s one way to launder his profits. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2331 This unit comes equipped with large windows for continuous UV treatment. No quarters necessary. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2332 It's easy to keep clean, but one of you may get lost in there 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2333 You can do a year’s worth of laundry in one load, but you only get to use it once a year. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2334 Interested? Lets take a spin. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2335 And all that freed-up laundry space in the basement now boasts a fabulous parking garage with its own carwash! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2336 The only real downside is having to pay the mortgage in quarters. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2337 So "in-laundry unit" wasn't a typo. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2338 Your apartment seems damp? These are a little dryer. 1.2738 0.04895 84 61 23 0
2339 Insert $2.4 million in quarters and it's yours. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2340 You just turn it on when you leave in the morning and when you get home everything is clean and dry! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2341 And it comes with brand-new bedrooms and kitchen in the basement. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2342 Between cycles it is very quiet, and such a clean place! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2343 Of course, the architect was a dadaist, so there are no washer/dryer hookups. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2344 Detergentrification has lead to a tide of price hikes on homes in this neighbourhood. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2345 I present to you the cleanest rental in Queens 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2346 Can launder anything in here..clothes, rugs, money, brains, immoral ideas! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2347 As you can see, we're trying to clean up the social fabric of the community. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2348 it’s the ultimate in form meets function. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2349 Top loading just didn't seem practical. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2350 Now this one may leave you high and dry 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2351 It was built fifty years ago by the loneliest repairman in town. 1.2727 0.07073 77 63 7 7
2352 It’s called the Warhol 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2353 ...and this is the new spin on townhouse living, they call it stackable. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2354 The newest convenience! You throw in your whole apartment. Comes out like new! 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2355 You'll get a nice febreze on both floors. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2356 Modern architecture's taken quite a turn, huh? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2357 And the neighborhood’s stacked with amenities! Next door is a dry bar and a SoulCycle spin studio! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2358 The only drawback is the keyless four quarter entry system. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2359 Wait until you see the laundry! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2360 As you can see, we made a few minor renovations to the White House in 2020. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2361 It has a built in covid cycle- 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2362 I must disclose that an agitator does live on the first floor. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2363 You had mentioned a washer/dryer on your must have list. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2364 It is a quiet neighborhood...we recently disabled the buzzer that sounds at the end of the cycle. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2365 At Covid-Free Condos, no one enters without a deep wash. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2366 This would be the Westinghouse’s 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2367 ...and no Spin cycle after 10pm 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2368 And you'll never have an issue with bedbugs. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2369 This unique property was gifted to Donald Trump by a friendly Russian oligarch. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2370 and the best part is, it comes with a deeded car wash... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2371 You'll never hear the subway. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2372 .....And you have your choice of three different floor plans, Normal, Permanent Press, or Wrinkle Free 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2373 On the elevator panel, "S" stands for "Spin Cycle" 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2374 Well yes, the whites are on top, colors on the bottom. But -lemme call the office-it can be reprogrammed I think 1.2716 0.05274 81 62 17 2
2375 Recently converted from top load, this unit really catches the morning light. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2376 Did she really just suggest we separate by color?! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2377 The owners are clean freaks. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2378 You'll notice the clean lines, so characteristic of the architect Miele. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2379 The suite is en-laundry. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2380 I'm sorry. 'Wash up' was not a misprint. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2381 Let’s just wait here till the rinse cycle finishes. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2382 And this one comes with all new energy saver options. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2383 And that's why they call it 'Spin City... 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2384 Any interest in taking a quick spin through this one? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2385 And this condo is perfect for the couple that tends to fight a little dirty.” 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2386 He got 10 years for laundering money/ 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2387 Costco design. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2388 The rent is pocket change." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2389 This used to be Donald Trump’s bank. Very high end, the best in the world! Previously used by the Columbia cartels. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2390 Every quarter counts! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2391 Please, do not pay your rent in quarters. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2392 In this neighborhood they used to separate whites from colors. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2393 You'll be very comfortable in the summer with the air fluff setting. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2394 This one is a zero bedroom, all bath. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2395 And this washer dryer comes with an apartment . . . . 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2396 And it also comes with two beds in the basement. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2397 Water and Heat are both included. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2398 As you can see, this is a mixed use neighborhood. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2399 This home designed to honor politicians known for their spin cycle. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2400 And the good news is you only need to wash once a year. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2401 It's beyond what the Jones would do. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2402 We're now leasing a new art deco apartments in the Launderette building. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2403 We found that this 'ride' was preferred by 87% of college students, rather than hand washing and mask wearing. Who knew?! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2404 It's cheaper to rent on the off cycle. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2405 And this is our very latest AI-enhanced duplex with wash and dry cycles and a free outdoor remote app. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2406 And all the appliances are included. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2407 You should see the lint filter! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2408 ...and here we have a very rare condo, a water view in the city! 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2409 it's a duplex, give it a spin 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2410 And here we have one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s less inspired works. Luckily the rent is low but the water bill’s pretty steep. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2411 This property offers en-laundry suite. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2412 No backyard, but this next unit epitomizes clean linen and clean living. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2413 Just be out of the house during the spin cycle. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2414 If you run the dryer in the evening the bedrooms will be nice and toasty. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2415 ...and there's a coin-operated apartment conveniently located just down the block. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2416 Spin cycle? Yes, in our exercise rooms. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2417 You’re going to love this next one! It’s a Coin-op. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2418 Yes, but you will be more than pleasantly surprised at how much you save on water per month. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2419 You can air your dirty laundry in public after the spin cycle 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2420 You'll have to act fast. This property has drawn strong interest from Russian oligarchs. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2421 It's a little over budget, but prices are set to tumble. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2422 Granite countertops are so last year... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2423 Rent is paid quarterly, both units are coin-operated. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2424 It's not so much an intruder alert system as an intruder creep-out system 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2425 You've heard of the Garment District? Well, welcome to the Garment Cycle District. 1.2716 0.05274 81 62 17 2
2426 Best of all, it's rinse-controlled. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2427 And of course, they are ENERGY STAR certified 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2428 I'll give you a laundry list of reasons why you'll love it. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2429 You can rent these for mere quarters a month. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2430 All Trump hotels have this at the entrance to separate the colors and whites 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2431 It's part of our Covid protocol. All residents are washed and rinsed before entering or exiting their apartments. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2432 This takes "clean living"to a whole new level. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2433 Think, Andy Warhol meets LeCorbusier. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2434 The spin cycle feature is really invigorating! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2435 To compensate for noise & traffic, you get free laundry use. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2436 . . . and this little gem was designed by Frank Lloyd Wash 1.2716 0.06089 81 65 11 5
2437 Detergent is included for the first three months! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2438 It used to be a Trump-owned property filled with dirty Russian money. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2439 The place really heats up nicely for those cold, wet winters. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2440 Do you know how hard it is to find a place with built-ins these days? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2441 Maybe we could afford it if we were truly into money laundering. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2442 And who doesn’t like an oversized laundry room? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2443 And this is a typical example of money laundering in the real estate sector. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2444 Only much later will you feel the wringer. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2445 Semi-furnished—it includes a few socks from the previous renter. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2446 Sure, it's a little disorienting during the spin cycle, but the place is so easy to keep clean. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2447 Our clients are very satisifed with the water pressure in this building. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2448 It's a lot of space, but it's easy to clean. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2449 The townhome comes fully loaded. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2450 It's a great location–the baker's rack just down the block has the best donuts in town. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2451 This is about as gentrified as it gets. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2452 This could be yours for only a few quarters a day 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2453 It’s $3,000 per month, plus detergent 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2454 Make sure to be friendly with the downstairs neighbors 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2455 Ah this is Unit 2020, BLMville. You no longer need to separate your whites. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2456 And this is where we put the people that refuse to wear masks 1.2716 0.05830 81 64 13 4
2457 If you have kids, its just easier this way. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2458 I’d love your thoughts on how this place stacks up, or if it’s a wash. The architect had a thing for clean lines; in every sense. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2459 Comfortable enough to stay until you wrinkle 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2460 The mayor is working hard on gentrifying the neighborhood 1.2716 0.05559 81 64 14 3
2461 Sure the rent is affordable. The fabric softener is where they get you. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2462 Spin has become the latest architectural trend. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2463 Curb appeal? Tadaaa!!! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2464 Unfortunately even this wasn't big enough for all of Epstein's dirty laundry. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2465 The house has a self clean feature you will love 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2466 ‘Spin together or separately’ 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2467 And this is how Real State Money Laundy looks nowadays 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2468 This is the last antibacterial condo in the neighborhood—buy now while rates are low! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2469 It’s really about efficiency. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2470 Unfortunately there isn’t a dishwasher. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2471 I bet you that this is the cleanest house on the block. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2472 And there’s a whirlpool in the back garden. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2473 I you like Spin classes you will love this place 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2474 The newest feature is a quick rinse before entering and leaving the building. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2475 How long can you hold your breath? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2476 We also have top loading designs if you would like more privacy. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2477 The washer dryer is not included 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2478 It's the Covid-19 model. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2479 And the rent is only 60,000 quarters. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2480 It's actually quite comfortable--except for the spin cycle. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2481 The condo fees include detergent, fabric softener, and drier sheets. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2482 Where's the dryer? 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
2483 First months rent and security deposit are in 1s, 5s, or 10s only. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2484 ...and the first floor practically cleans itself. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2485 What makes you think property values are tumbling? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2486 No, but there is a dryer on the main floor so it’s a wash. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2487 This one IS a bit noisy, but your baby will fall asleep instantly. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2488 A thousand masks an hour can be cleaned 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2489 That's nothing - you should see the neighbor's stove and fridge. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2490 You mean shrinkage? Yes, significant shrinkage! 1.2683 0.05220 82 63 17 2
2491 You’ll never really need to worry about the neighbors airing their dirty laundry around these parts 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2492 Whites and darks do not need to be separated here. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2493 Try it out for a spin 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2494 Perfect if you only like to do one load a decade. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2495 Many of the interior spaces were actually used in the filming of Alfred Hitchcock‘s Vertigo. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2496 The only downside is your neighbors do get to see your intimates. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2497 And the best thing ... the appliances stay. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2498 The door is coin operated. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2499 This one is in the post-Covid architectural style. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2500 I can show you a side by side ranch house if you like." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2501 This model is the most water and energy efficient on the market. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2502 ...which brings us to the co-op's laundry room. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2503 As a matter of fact, the architect did work for Westinghouse. However did you know? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2504 ''The real-estate in this city is just one big laundering scheme." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2505 Nice street views, great heating unit, excellent water pressure and, once you take a look inside, it'll make your head spin! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2506 At least you'll always know your home is clean! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2507 It's very energy efficient." 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2508 We feel it portrays the dèjá vu, spin cycle way of current life nicely. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2509 A little over budget, but it's a frontloader 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2510 Full size washer dryer, includes apt. size apartment. Depends on your priorities. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2511 It has loads of potential. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2512 That’s the neighborhood gym. It only offers spin classes. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2513 I know, but the architect used to do product designs for Maytag. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2514 If you buy this weekend, we are including a free dishwasher. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2515 Did I forget to mention the on-site laundry? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2516 We call this unit 'The Cycle of Life'. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2517 No, we don't separate lights and darks 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2518 It's not move-in ready, but there's only 12 minutes left on the cycle. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2519 You could really clean up here if you enter at the right time in the cycle. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2520 We were really looking for an all-in-one. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2521 To disinfect yourselves upon entering. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2522 This combined washer/dryer comes with an apartment. 1.2658 0.05002 79 60 18 1
2523 I know, but the spin cycle is a lot of fun. 1.2658 0.05317 79 61 16 2
2524 And here we have a state of the art, COVID-ready home, listed price $Every-Dime-You’ll-Ever-Make 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2525 We tried to flip the house, but it ended up being a wash 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2526 Extra high spin cycles are prohibited after 10 PM. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2527 You've got to see this gorgeous second-floor wash-up. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2528 ''Unfortunately, the HOA is quarters only.'' 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2529 We also have the side-by-side ranch house model. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2530 The washer/dryer are not included. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2531 We'll go in as soon as the spin cycle is over. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2532 It’s the wishy-washy 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2533 It dates back to when lights and darks were separated. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2534 Yes, those are King Kong’s. You’ll see him around sometimes; it adds to the neighborhood's charm. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2535 They say that if you look at this cartoon horizontally it looks back at you. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2536 And this washer/dryer has room for a compact apartment! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2537 The HOA has a few restrictions. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2538 It's what we call the Coronavirus19 Air B and B. Clean, clean, clean. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2539 Two story, indoor pool, brilliant heating system...and a 10 year warranty! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2540 ...and this lot comes from Claes Oldenburg's brief flirtation with architecture... 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2541 And this is our newest self-cleaning model. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2542 Yes, I got them at a big box store, why do you ask? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2543 And this is where we have spin classes. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2544 That’s where the Maytag family lives. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2545 It’s 500 quarters a week including Tide and Downey 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2546 The water views are breathtaking. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2547 It's designed for the next housing cycle. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2548 Yes, Mr. Maytag was rather eccentric 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2549 And the best feature, no more showers! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2550 It's for all the masks we'll be wearing soon. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2551 These are the latest in self-cleaning condos. Do you want to take a spin? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2552 You asked to see properties with earning potential. The last owner used it to launder money. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2553 You'll flip when you see the inside. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2554 It seems there was this amusing translation gaffe with a Russian real estate developer about ‘laundering his money.’ 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2555 And of course we'd clean out the lint from the previous owner. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2556 And you get free access to the laundry room, once a year. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2557 ... and if you don't want to move your things out, just wait 15 minutes, and somebody will take it all out and put it on the roof for you. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2558 The previous renter ran out of quarters. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2559 Well, yes, the water bill might be a little high. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2560 As this model illustrates, you are getting taken to the cleaners buying in this neighborhood. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2561 On the bright side, it's a snap to keep clean. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2562 And this is our stackable model. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2563 It comes with an on-site apartment as well. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2564 As you can see, this is obviously a very clean neighborhood. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2565 They take very big quarters. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2566 You can air your dirty laundry throughout the whole unit. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2567 You'll never need to air out your dirty laundry. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2568 Full disclosure: the former owners were involved in money laundering. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2569 The spin cycle is a big hit when entertaining. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2570 Paying rent in quarters does sometimes feel like money laundering. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2571 Two fifty in quarters and your house cleaning is done." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2572 This unit is a former Spin Cycle studio. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2573 Republican senators saw “no evidence“ that people close to Putin had invested in Trump’s real estate empire. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2574 This the only front-loader in the neighborhood. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2575 Sure, your new neighbors might welcome you with a bottle of wine, but they're more likely to bring coins and a book. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2576 and this unit just came on the market...the seller works at a bank... 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2577 The sellers have kept this unit spotless 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2578 The only reason it's available is that previous tenant ran out of quarters. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2579 It 's also available in a one story washer-dryer combo. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2580 It can be a bit noisy during the spin cycle, otherwise it is a pretty quiet building 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2581 And the upstairs apartment is perfect for the most delicate of residents. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2582 He was a clean living freak, but it spun out of control. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2583 And the house also is included so you do not need to go somewhere else for living. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2584 We can’t have an open house during spin cycles. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2585 And this was built by a Russian oligarch in 2016. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2586 60,000 cubic feet of pure luxury, and unforgettable views from the shower 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2587 Well, it does have nice water views. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2588 If you've been agitating about moving, take a load of your mind. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2589 If you set your alarm for "spin," you can just tumble out of bed in the morning. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2590 They've come down in their price, but the water bill may be out of your range. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2591 Before signing, we'll iron out the wrinkles once everything comes out in the wash. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2592 And this is our self-cleaning unit. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2593 it's all part of the learning cycle. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2594 Now, unfortunately, we do have to keep colors separate... 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2595 You can fit a lot more than you think. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2596 it's a good deal, you won't get taken to the cleaners 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2597 For heavy duty I suggest the bottom floor, but for delicate the upper floor would be better. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2598 They require a clean credit history. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2599 The architect put a new spin on an old design. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2600 This one has a ton of pre-wash charm. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2601 Laundry is included. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2602 and if you find a black sock the previous owner would love to get it back. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2603 It’s the last remaining example of Fredrick Louis Maytag’s “stacked” design. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2604 The rooms are a good size, just be careful not to shrink ‘em 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2605 It comes with a complimentary spin-cycle class. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2606 Not only does this place have all the expected amenities, there is a laundromat just a block away." 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2607 Continuously cleans itself 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2608 And this is where we recycle our own sewage into drinking water. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2609 It’s not a condo, it’s a coin-op. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2610 Think of it as a modern spin on a classic efficiency. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2611 And should you ever decide to divorce, you can wash that man right outta your hair quite easily! 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2612 This is what we call,a fresh start. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2613 The lint trap is optional 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2614 Well,true,the neighborhood does have a few 'dirty little secrets,' but I'm sure they'll all come out in the wash. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2615 Yes, that family made their fortune money laundering for others 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2616 It's really just a facade, but it has proven to be 100% burglar-proof. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2617 I can also show you a top-loader with a 3rd bedroom 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2618 You would not believe the static we got on the prototype . 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2619 As you can see, there’s a stand-up washer and drier. What you can’t see, is that there’s nothing else. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2620 And it's on wheels in case you hate your neighbors 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2621 Sure, the attic gets a little damp, but the basement stays dry as a bone. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2622 Why don’t you take this one for a spin? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2623 They take $1000 bills to run, but can launder a million an hour. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2624 Now, you can wash all of your 2020 memories away. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2625 As you can see, this home has a clean design. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2626 It has two levels, low and high. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2627 Our washer/dryer combo comes with a built-in house. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2628 No, that's the Washing Ton Apartments, not the Washington Apartments. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2629 I'm sure it'll be a clean bill of sale, but there may be a few small things to iron out. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2630 However, THIS place is totally stacked. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2631 It's not really 'in-unit' as much as 'the entire unit'. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2632 You get used to the spin cycle, I promise. 1.2658 0.05317 79 61 16 2
2633 It comes with its own 2-bedroom duplex! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2634 Who was the architect? Frank Lloyd Maytag? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2635 But once you're inside there's no need to wear a mask. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2636 I would recommend flood insurance for the bottom floor. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2637 The property listing mistakenly implied this updated block had a jaccuzi; it's actually a Whirlpool. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2638 The only con is that you'll have to pay your rent in quarters... 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2639 These units were built during the pre-coin-shortage era. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2640 The only drawback is putting $3,700 in quarters in it every month. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2641 The previous owners left it in spotless condition. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2642 Well, it was designed by Deutsche Bank! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2643 It's a pre-wash building. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2644 At your budget, it's either this or the ovens. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2645 You get better views with the front load. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2646 And save your quarters because that's the only way to pay rent. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2647 They just love the spin cycle 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2648 I think you're really going to like the Maytag suite. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2649 No, the property is the one on the right. That’s the ‘convenient neighborhood laundromat’ next door. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2650 And the previous tenants drowned! 1.2658 0.05896 79 63 12 4
2651 It's true you'll be washing your dirty linen in public, but you don't have to risk taking it to a laundromat 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2652 In light of the pandemic, this unit has gone through a recent renovation. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2653 The architect said he was going for a clean look. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2654 And if you like to exercise it comes with a spin cycle. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2655 The machine in your apartment provides change in quarters at a rate of $10 per second! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2656 These are the hottest units on the block. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2657 Although there is no on property parking it has,as you can see,a generous laundry area. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2658 No, it "actually" is what it is. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2659 If you get laid off, you could always take in some laundry. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2660 : "DOUBLE, DUTY!" 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2661 Like I said... Loads of space 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2662 The bottom unit is prone to flooding. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2663 And with your apartment we have a community wash and dry the covid off , you step into the wash and it cleans your whole body of covid and a quick dry .... such a good thing to have these days 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2664 Stay Sanitized - stay home stay safe 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2665 It’s a modern unit with clean lines. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2666 These units technically aren’t livable, so it’s a bit of a wash. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2667 this IS the washer and dryer unit 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2668 The last tenant had trouble finding his sock. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2669 It seems Russian oligarchs do have a sense of humor. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2670 We call this an in washer/dryer unit 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2671 I love the clean lines of the architecture 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2672 This is New York. You can have water or heat, but not both. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2673 The super lives in the lint trap. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2674 Did you say you wanted them IN-house or IS-house? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2675 ...and of course you won’t need to keep your cleaning lady anymore... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2676 Don't be startled if the last tenants left a little lint. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2677 It’s a dry heat. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2678 And this is the washer/dryer unit. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2679 This cozy duplex is extremely clean, has semi-centralized heating, and excellent plumbing. Regulations do require me to tell you that the Maytag repairman did die here... Of boredom folks! So you know it's sturdy! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2680 We're experimenting with the first self-cleaning units 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2681 Rent is a bit high for the neighborhood, but since utilities are included, it’s a wash. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2682 Very practical.Would you like to take it for a spin? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2683 The entire unit is wash 'n wear.... 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2684 As you can see, we’re trying time clean up the neighborhood. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2685 This school over here is where we brain wash the neighborhood kids. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2686 This has great views of the water... 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2687 It is not cheap but you'll save a fortune on Peloton 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2688 You’re very lucky... it’s only just come on after the previous owner drowned in a mysterious incident 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2689 Great question! No, the previous tenants had no complaints about shrinkage. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2690 The previous tenants had a laundering scheme. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2691 No, no. I said washer and dryer IS unit. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2692 The neighbors are loaded.. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2693 So! How many quarters do you have on hand? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2694 Why, yes, you CAN pay rent only with change. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2695 Definitely on trend 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2696 I know what you’re thinking, but actually it saves space when they’re stacked like this 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2697 Let’s just say the neighbors have requested that it never be put on vicious cycle. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2698 We won't check your credit, just your access to quarters. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2699 Now, this next apartment will make your head spin! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2700 We've really had a flood of applications for this one! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2701 Yes, you are now entering the spin zone. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2702 It is an efficiency unit 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2703 There are settings to match every lifestyle. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2704 Rent is due quarterly in quarters. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2705 It's 800 square feet, but feels like 1000 square feet after shrinking. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2706 It's an original mid century, Claes Oldenburg design. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2707 You pay rent by inserting coins. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5